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stormyweather.jpg
a gull is unbothered by the weather
Mark Dobson/@wildseascapes


Barracuda attacks shark.

Jumping off a cliff in a wingsuit is so 2022. Now we all jump off cliffs in wingsuits with a flare burning on our foot.

Sniping pictures of animals.

Oof -- race starts out with a big pile-up.

Mountain rescue in the Alps.

Elk plays soccer with kid.

Radio-controlled plane battle.

Transformer homes.

Coming in a little low and a little hot.

Surfin' penguin.

USA! USA! USA!

A river that empties into the sky.

Simple pleasures.




A dog "Jims" the camera after "Dwight" has a spazz-out.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:00 PM




Comments

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1 Gull sees a cracker on the beach.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 07:02 PM (d9LQi)

2 Yo

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2024 07:03 PM (Q4IgG)

3 Are we sure he's not hanging out at the Olympic opening ceremonies with the Drag Queens?

Emerald Robinson ✝️
@EmeraldRobinson
Is Doug Emhoff really married to Kamala Harris?

Why do I ask? Because on the night that Biden dropped out of the race, Doug Emhoff was in West Hollywood at a Soul Cycle class with his gay friends.

Kamala did not know where he was in the country.

True story.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 26, 2024 07:03 PM (TGPs7)

4 Talk about a floater in that pool...dang!

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2024 07:04 PM (Eng1Z)

5 a gull is unbothered by the weather
Mark Dobson/@wildseascapes

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My ex wouldn't drive in the rain.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2024 07:04 PM (gcMSc)

6 If the flare was burning stuck up the flier's bung hole there would be more interest in the sport.

Posted by: torabora at July 26, 2024 07:05 PM (iUmfz)

7 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 07:05 PM (Z2yLo)

8 During my 4 hour tractor event today.... mowing grass, I resolved every single world issue facing mankind.

It does involve violence.

Sorry... it's the best I could come up with on short notice.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2024 07:05 PM (Q4IgG)

9 Ah, so Kamala has a Pelosi-type marriage.

If her husband is such a drag on the ticket since he's white, I'm surprised she doesn't divorce him. Strong women like Kamala don't need a man!

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2024 07:06 PM (Eng1Z)

10 Gull sees a cracker on the beach.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 07:02 PM (d9LQi)

Mine!

Posted by: Robert can't see a seagull w/o thinking of Finding Nemo at July 26, 2024 07:06 PM (Z2yLo)

11 "We’re always respectful of the bears here in California and we make sure to respect their space and watch from a safe distance"
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But do they respect their pronouns?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2024 07:07 PM (BpYfr)

12 Man, I wouldn't roll off a couch in a wingsuit. But my hat's off to those who go in for that sort of thing.

Posted by: Paco at July 26, 2024 07:07 PM (njExo)

13 Penguin don't surf.

Posted by: Colonel Kilgore at July 26, 2024 07:07 PM (vFG9F)

14 During my 4 hour tractor event today.... mowing grass, I resolved every single world issue facing mankind.

It does involve violence.

Sorry... it's the best I could come up with on short notice.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2024 07:05 PM (Q4IgG)

Violence is only acceptable if it all ends with lots and lots of screwing.

Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 07:08 PM (Z2yLo)

15 Congrats Martini Farmer, on solving all the world's problems! Tack it on to the Project 2025 agenda.

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2024 07:08 PM (Eng1Z)

16 Emerald Robinson ✝️
@EmeraldRobinson
Is Doug Emhoff really married to Kamala Harris?

Why do I ask? Because on the night that Biden dropped out of the race, Doug Emhoff was in West Hollywood at a Soul Cycle class with his gay friends.

Kamala did not know where he was in the country.
Posted by: Mister Ghost

Interesting. I always assumed Kamala liked the "D" based on her background. Maybe she's like Hillary...sleeping her way up, except married to a horndog gay dude. Makes sense, seeing as "her kids" are step kids, and not hers biologically.

And Nancy Pelosi, too...what is it with powerful Dem women and weird marriages?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 26, 2024 07:08 PM (UkUKI)

17 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
WATCH: Trump greets Israel Prime Minister Netanyahu at Mar-a-Lago

https://tinyurl.com/439j7kdc
22 seconds; just found it a minute ago!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 07:08 PM (wse2C)

18 "It does involve violence."

And a bush hog?

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2024 07:09 PM (vFG9F)

19 15 Congrats Martini Farmer, on solving all the world's problems! Tack it on to the Project 2025 agenda.
Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2024 07:08 PM (Eng1Z)


Does this mean I can get ice cream at McDonald's now?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 26, 2024 07:09 PM (PiwSw)

20 Surfin' penguin.

===

Hang ten , brah !!

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2024 07:09 PM (V13WU)

21 11. But do they respect their pronouns? - "Perfessor Squirrel

I think a bear's pronouns are "mine" and "that's mine, too".

Posted by: Paco at July 26, 2024 07:09 PM (njExo)

22 Looking at that top pic reminds me - I have no urge to ever read Jonathan Livingston Seagull ever again. Once was enough.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2024 07:10 PM (FIrYw)

23 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2024 07:11 PM (fwDg9)

24 Oh puke. I just a had a vision of the emhoff spawn in the Lincoln bedroom snorting up Hunter's left over coke

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 07:11 PM (5MvGY)

25 11. But do they respect their pronouns? - "Perfessor Squirrel

I think a bear's pronouns are "mine" and "that's mine, too".
Posted by: Paco at July 26, 2024 07:09 PM (njExo)
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Even my cats can't argue against that...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2024 07:11 PM (BpYfr)

26 Bush hogging is the best thing ever.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 07:13 PM (5MvGY)

27 Oh puke. I just a had a vision of the emhoff spawn in the Lincoln bedroom snorting up Hunter's left over coke

That would be some epic and weird sleepover.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2024 07:13 PM (FIrYw)

28 Y'all are funny.

For those "not in the know" time spent on a tractor is typically very boring. Back and forth, back and forth, etc. There's a lot of time to "think" about stuff.

So many of us use it to resolve extensile problems. Some might even be reasonable.

We're really a genius group. Quiet thought.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2024 07:13 PM (Q4IgG)

29 Does this mean I can get ice cream at McDonald's now?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 26, 2024 07:09 PM (PiwSw)

Do you have any idea how infrequently they clean those machines?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2024 07:13 PM (gcMSc)

30 Joetatoe just needs a little push to get him started down the stairs on his bicycle.

Posted by: torabora at July 26, 2024 07:14 PM (iUmfz)

31 flare was burning stuck up the flier's bung hole

Flatulent human V1!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 26, 2024 07:15 PM (q+ZCx)

32 Seagulls are the competitive eaters of the animal world.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2024 07:15 PM (nOjd9)

33 We're really a genius group. Quiet thought.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2024 07:13 PM (Q4IgG)


How's your martini crop this year?

Posted by: Emmie at July 26, 2024 07:15 PM (Sf2cq)

34 wait-

Kamala is married to a homo guy?

Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2024 07:16 PM (/7KEl)

35 Class act.

The opening ceremony at the Olympics parodied the Last Supper with drag queens and an obese woman in an aureole

https://is.gd/dxGXT0

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 26, 2024 07:16 PM (L/fGl)

36 A funny from one of our own -- Gingy:

https://tinyurl.com/pnasc8nc
IMAGE

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 07:16 PM (wse2C)

37 The dogfight with radio-controlled planes is epic!

There's a club where I live whose members race little radio-controlled boats or yachts or whatever on one of the ponds. I've often fantasized about how fun it would be to slip a miniature radio-controlled U-Boat into the water with working torpedoes.

Posted by: Paco at July 26, 2024 07:16 PM (njExo)

38 Diving in Cozumel once, about 60 feet down watching a school of silversides. Suddenly the school exploded and there was one left isolated for a millisecond before a 3 or 4 foot barracuda but him and then shit back up toward the surface. All that was left was some scales and bits floating back down. It was amazing.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 26, 2024 07:16 PM (YRsIm)

39 flare was burning stuck up the flier's bung hole

Flatulent human V1!!


Hamas starts scribbling notes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2024 07:16 PM (FIrYw)

40 Don Black, better call him homo-curious.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 07:17 PM (5MvGY)

41 We're really a genius group. Quiet thought.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2024 07:13 PM (Q4IgG)

How's your martini crop this year?
Posted by: Emmie
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Dry 🤣

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2024 07:17 PM (Q4IgG)

42 My ex wouldn't drive in the rain.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2024 07:04 PM (gcMSc)

Well, if she was bad at it, I guess she did us all a favor.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 26, 2024 07:17 PM (OX9vb)

43 I think a bear's pronouns are "mine" and "that's mine, too".
Posted by: Paco
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AlphaFo𝕏 @Alphafox78
What did this guy do wrong here? 😨

https://tinyurl.com/62f67y4v
13 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 07:17 PM (wse2C)

44

Quint!

Come back, Quint!

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 07:18 PM (20qmF)

45 Homo Erectus suddenly has a different connotation

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2024 07:18 PM (FIrYw)

46 Interesting. I always assumed Kamala liked the "D" based on her background. Maybe she's like Hillary...sleeping her way up, except married to a horndog gay dude. Makes sense, seeing as "her kids" are step kids, and not hers biologically.

And Nancy Pelosi, too...what is it with powerful Dem women and weird marriages?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 26, 2024 07:08 PM (UkUKI)

Didn't someone mention that before this year, 51% of Dem donations are from Jews?

And you had CA and Hollywood, which was a huge Jewish power center until very recently...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 26, 2024 07:19 PM (exHjb)

47 Do you have any idea how infrequently they clean those machines?
Posted by: BurtTC

They really don't need to clean them because they never work.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2024 07:19 PM (ftFVW)

48 This is fucked up. Their message couldn't be more plain.

https://tinyurl.com/5dzewcya

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2024 07:19 PM (LkLld)

49 It's the bear necessities
The simple bear necessities
Don't worry about your strife

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2024 07:20 PM (fwDg9)

50 time spent on a tractor is typically very boring.

I like the hiway caution signs in ag counties.
They look like Tractor Driver Farmers with Good Posture ahead.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 26, 2024 07:20 PM (q+ZCx)

51 Wonder if the Second Gentleman and the Speaker Emerita's hubby ever hang out together...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 26, 2024 07:20 PM (PiwSw)

52 28. For those "not in the know" time spent on a tractor is typically very boring. Back and forth, back and forth, etc. There's a lot of time to "think" about stuff. - Martini Farmer

I've had some limited experience driving a tractor, and that's absolutely correct. For example, the last time I drove one (a long time ago), I was thinking how fun it would be to be driving a bulldozer, instead, and chasing Ted Kennedy across a broad, treeless plain.

Posted by: Paco at July 26, 2024 07:20 PM (njExo)

53
Of course her "husband" is an old queer.
Look at him. Look at his children.

What kind of man marries The Town Pump, who is also a politician? The old, rich, homosexual kind.



Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 07:20 PM (20qmF)

54 35 Class act.

The opening ceremony at the Olympics parodied the Last Supper with drag queens and an obese woman in an aureole

https://is.gd/dxGXT0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 26, 2024 07:16 PM (L/fGl)


That's extra disgusting because they are ruining the Olympics experience for all the sane athletes.

Posted by: Emmie at July 26, 2024 07:21 PM (Sf2cq)

55 damn, the oppo research on Kamala is just writing itself

Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2024 07:21 PM (/7KEl)

56
It's the typical political match made in hell.

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 07:21 PM (20qmF)

57 She Hobbit, a double dipped in chocolate soft cone from DQ.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 07:21 PM (5MvGY)

58 Looks like a Ring Wrath

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2024 07:21 PM (fwDg9)

59 Spazz out kitteh was funneh.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 26, 2024 07:21 PM (ufFY8)

60 6 If the flare was burning stuck up the flier's bung hole there would be more interest in the sport.

Posted by: torabora at July 26, 2024 07:05 PM (iUmfz)
----
I have a copy of an Internet video of a pantsless guy who stuck the stick of a firework rocket in his ass and lit the fuse. Unfortunately the rocket remained in his ass, no 'We have liftoff' ever occurred and much hopping around was observed as ass hairs burned, ass cheeks burned, ballsack burned, and much yelling also ensued.

Posted by: Ciampino - .45 caliber sword #10 at July 26, 2024 07:22 PM (qfLjt)

61 Wonder if the Second Gentleman and the Speaker Emerita's hubby ever hang out together...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 26, 2024 07:20 PM (PiwSw)


Rumor has it they go out on Friday nights to get hammered.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2024 07:22 PM (nOjd9)

62 >>Do you have any idea how infrequently they clean those machines?

Don't know what they do today but back in my yute one of my jobs was working the overnight shift at the Clown's place including breaking down and cleaning the ice cream machine. I did it nightly.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2024 07:23 PM (LkLld)

63 I prefer Paris, Texas. It definitely has a certain je ne say what? about it.

Posted by: Paco at July 26, 2024 07:23 PM (njExo)

64 I'm glad I don't care what happens at the Olympics

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2024 07:23 PM (fwDg9)

65 My ex wouldn't drive in the rain.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2024 07:04 PM (gcMSc)

Well, if she was bad at it, I guess she did us all a favor.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 26, 2024 07:17 PM (OX9vb)

Yes, she was a bad bad gull.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2024 07:24 PM (ruUb+)

66 Same with the Wendy's Frost machine, JackStraw.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 26, 2024 07:24 PM (OX9vb)

67 She Hobbit, a double dipped in chocolate soft cone from DQ.
Posted by: Ben Had

Mmmmmm, now we're talking my language.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2024 07:24 PM (ftFVW)

68 JackStraw has been a " Jack of all trades"

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 07:25 PM (5MvGY)

69 Dry 🤣
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2024 07:17 PM (Q4IgG)


Lol!

Posted by: Emmie at July 26, 2024 07:25 PM (Sf2cq)

70 >>Looks like a Ring Wrath

It's death. Revelations.

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2024 07:25 PM (LkLld)

71 Bottom GIF is why I don't let our cats watch "cat tv". One time I tried Eevee promptly started stalking the tv so I turned it off immediately.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 26, 2024 07:25 PM (s9EYN)

72 I'm glad I don't care what happens at the Olympics
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2024 07:23 PM (fwDg9)


Yeah. I've only got so such outrage and I won't waste it on a sad spectacle like that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2024 07:26 PM (nOjd9)

73 Do you have any idea how infrequently they clean those machines?
Posted by: BurtTC

They really don't need to clean them because they never work.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2024 07:19 PM (ftFVW)

That's an excellent point.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 26, 2024 07:26 PM (yB/e5)

74 The leaf jumping dog is always entertaining.

Posted by: Tuna at July 26, 2024 07:27 PM (oaGWv)

75 Owlbert says hi. He came over early, we have storms starting.

Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2024 07:28 PM (B6JK6)

76 Jack Straw I saw it was quoting Revelations, just saying it looked Tolkienesk

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2024 07:28 PM (fwDg9)

77 >>Jack, much like fryers. It differed from location to location. I'd guess it's pretty bad now.

Yea, I did the fryers too. But the absolute worst was cleaning the grease traps that were located between the cooktops.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe ...

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2024 07:29 PM (LkLld)

78 Kamala is married to a homo guy?
Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2024 07:16 PM (/7KEl)

Just like Mooch, then.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2024 07:31 PM (u/tSt)

79 Surfing sea otter>>>fake ass surfing sissy kickboard penguin

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 07:31 PM (HXGNm)

80 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 6h
One way to know you have been brainwashed by the media is if you believe humans can construct accurate climate models.

Owen Gregorian @OwenGregorian 6h
‘Statistical garbage’: Watch: Morano on Varney on Fox debunking ‘hottest day ever’ & ‘unprecedented’ heatwave claims: Based on models that ‘invent temperatures where none exist’ & ‘Biden’s EPA shows 1930s U.S. heat waves were by far much hotter’ | Climate Depot

Excerpts:
Stuart Varney: Sunday was the hottest temperature ever recorded on earth — for the whole earth. The next day, Monday, the world got hotter still, with the global average temperature going to 62.87 degrees Fahrenheit. Climatedepot.com executive editor Marc Morano joining me now. The hottest day ever recorded on earth, and everybody will take this as evidence of global warming. What’s your response?

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 07:32 PM (wse2C)

81 Owen Gregorian @OwenGregorian 6h
Morano: “You have to understand what this is and what this means. Every year now, they’re trying to claim the ‘hottest day ever.’ Go back five to 10 years, and they used to claim the hottest year or decade. Now we’re reduced to the ‘hottest day’. Climate skeptics have been ridiculed if they suggested a cold winter or cold winter day or a snowstorm is evidence that climate change isn’t real. And now, one single day is used as evidence of man-made global warming.

The Copernicus Climate Change Service admits this is a statistical analysis based on climate models and openly concedes they invent temperatures where none exist. They construct climate models, they can control all the inputs. This is statistical garbage.

Morano: But even this temperature claim, which the Washington Post hypes, admits it’s indistinguishable from the previous year, hundredths of a degree difference — which is well within the margin of error. In other words, it’s a political statement meant to get us scared that the earth is boiling.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 07:32 PM (wse2C)

82 Owen Gregorian @OwenGregorian 6h
Stuart Varney: Is the world hotter now than in the 1930s?

Morano: …Joe Biden’s EPA shows 1930s U.S. heat waves were by far much hotter than anything we’re experiencing today and 75, 76% of all states set their high temperature record before 1955. That gives you an idea of unprecedented heat and doesn’t hold up to NOAA data or EPA or National Climate Assessment. They know this, and this is pure hype.
Read more:
https://tinyurl.com/38m4hcf9

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 07:32 PM (wse2C)

83
If calling her Kamala is to be condemned, may we call her Mrs. Douglas Emhoff instead?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2024 07:32 PM (1Nxff)

84 AlphaFo𝕏 @Alphafox78
What did this guy do wrong here? 😨

https://tinyurl.com/62f67y4v
13 seconds

-
Being a f*cking idiot is always wrong.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 26, 2024 07:32 PM (L/fGl)

85
Movie recommendation:

North Sea Hijack

Probably Roger Moore's best role.

https://youtu.be/mjA0L5WdK54?si=pVcX9ivDV_vxjdfQ

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 07:33 PM (20qmF)

86 >>Jack Straw I saw it was quoting Revelations, just saying it looked Tolkienesk

Probably not a coincidence, Skip. Tolkien was a devout Christian and always said The Lord of the Rings was inspired by his Christianity.

But I don't think it's a coincidence that the opening events also had a performance mocking The Last Supper full of trannies and drag queens. They are sending a not to subtle message.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2024 07:33 PM (LkLld)

87
Of course the 1930's were hotter than now. They didn't have air conditioning back then!

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 07:34 PM (20qmF)

88 LeBron is LeFlag Bearer.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2024 07:34 PM (fs1hN)

89 Piper, you mentioned the equestrian events. I got to spend some time with a German lady that showed in the puissance events at the 1936 Olympics.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 07:34 PM (5MvGY)

90 Lotta tires flying around.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2024 07:34 PM (v0R5T)

91 Does anybody else ever hear the theme from "Green Acres" in their head sometimes when driving a tractor?

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2024 07:34 PM (vFG9F)

92 My own addendum: The Copernicus Climate Change Service is the Euro group making the two hottest days evah! claim.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 07:35 PM (wse2C)

93 Uhm Ace...

Given the last post about Meta, why are you posting content that goes to Meta?

Plenty of stuff to pull from X

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 07:35 PM (5p7BC)

94
Supposebly Mr. Chrysler "invented" air conditioning in the '30's and air conditioned the Chrysler building.

Chrysler began offering A/C in their cars in 1941.

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 07:36 PM (20qmF)

95 fake ass surfing sissy kickboard penguin
Posted by: nurse ratched
......

didn't even catch a wave

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2024 07:36 PM (v0R5T)

96 When your civilization has no culture, is it any surprise that what passes for art is mere mockery of that civilization's past?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 26, 2024 07:36 PM (1i0Hi)

97 I'm glad I don't care what happens at the Olympics
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2024 07:23 PM (fwDg9)

Likewise. No TV, no shits to give.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2024 07:36 PM (u/tSt)

98 Horse puissance??

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 07:36 PM (wse2C)

99 92 Piper, you mentioned the equestrian events. I got to spend some time with a German lady that showed in the puissance events at the 1936 Olympics.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 07:34 PM (5MvGY

That was my favorite night at the old Washington International Horse Show. Holy cow the size of those fences!

Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2024 07:36 PM (B6JK6)

100 Chrysler began offering A/C in their cars in 1941.
--------
Roll-down windows??

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 07:37 PM (wse2C)

101
To this day, European cars have the worst A/C.

Mercedes & BMW have really bad AC's. They don't get cold; they blow "cool" air, which means shit on a sunny 80+ degree day.

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 07:38 PM (20qmF)

102 Probably not a coincidence, Skip. Tolkien was a devout Christian and always said The Lord of the Rings was inspired by his Christianity.

But I don't think it's a coincidence that the opening events also had a performance mocking The Last Supper full of trannies and drag queens. They are sending a not to subtle message.


Decadence is in fashion. J.D. Vance was spot on. These are the people who chose not to have any kids.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2024 07:38 PM (xCA6C)

103 I thought Steffan Peters was riding this year in the Dressage. Someone mentioned a 50 year old as the oldest equestrian in the Olympics. Steffan is past 50. I will have to look it up.

Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2024 07:39 PM (B6JK6)

104 Jack it's definitely a attack on Christianity

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2024 07:39 PM (fwDg9)

105 When your civilization has no culture, is it any surprise that what passes for art is mere mockery of that civilization's past?

They're like bad renters who trash the place before moving on.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2024 07:40 PM (xCA6C)

106 "Supposebly Mr. Chrysler "invented" air conditioning in the '30's and air conditioned the Chrysler building.

Chrysler began offering A/C in their cars in 1941.
Posted by: Soothsayer is America First"

Could you imagine sitting in and being surrounded by thousands of cars without A/C in bumper to bumper traffic on a 100 degree day in Atlanta? This is kind of what hell might be like.

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2024 07:40 PM (vFG9F)

107 94 Does anybody else ever hear the theme from "Green Acres" in their head sometimes when driving a tractor?
Posted by: fd at July 26, 2024 07:34 PM (vFG9F)


And dream of hotscakes!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 26, 2024 07:41 PM (PiwSw)

108
To this day, European cars have the worst A/C.

___________

Higher latitudes in Europe mean temperatures aren't as high. So wimpy AC is fine.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2024 07:41 PM (1Nxff)

109 Whoopi Goldberg Loses Her Mind Over Kamala Harris Being Called A "DEI Hire"

Made it more pithy.

Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro
The View doesn't like that Kamala is known as a DEI hire by Biden. Whoopi, who lies often on the show, proclaims: "If you're going to attack people, try -- try to do it in a factual manner. I know that is almost insane for you to think about..."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 26, 2024 07:41 PM (L/fGl)

110
Chrysler was doing pushbutton starters and pushbutton gear selectors in the 40's. They stopped because it was a stupid gimmick then, and it's a stupid gimmick now.

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 07:41 PM (20qmF)

111 My own addendum: The Copernicus Climate Change Service is the Euro group making the two hottest days evah! claim.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 07:35 PM (wse2C)

Copernicus wasn't all that and a bag of chips, anyway.

Posted by: Zombie Johannes Kepler at July 26, 2024 07:41 PM (u/tSt)

112 When your civilization has no culture, is it any surprise that what passes for art is mere mockery of that civilization's past?

They're like bad renters who trash the place before moving on.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2024 07:40 PM (xCA6C)
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They have no intention of anyone inheriting the Earth.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2024 07:42 PM (BpYfr)

113 race starts out with a big pile-up.

F1, because even Hunter would never survive spending that much on coke.

Posted by: DaveA at July 26, 2024 07:42 PM (FhXTo)

114 113
Chrysler was doing pushbutton starters and pushbutton gear selectors in the 40's. They stopped because it was a stupid gimmick then, and it's a stupid gimmick now.
Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at JulyV

I love my cockpit toggles. But I am a girl, so keep that in mind. They are cute, though.

Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2024 07:45 PM (B6JK6)

115 JackStraw has been a " Jack of all trades"
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 07:25 PM (5MvGY)
====

Is he from Wichita?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2024 07:45 PM (JvZF+)

116 The Justice Department on Friday settled a lawsuit with two former F.B.I. officials who had accused the Trump administration of violating their privacy by sharing their texts disparaging former President Donald J. Trump with the news media, according to court documents. As part of the settlement, the government agreed to pay the former officials, Peter Strzok and Lisa Page, concluding at least some of the litigation. The amount was not disclosed in court filings, but Mr. Strzok's law firm said he received $1.2 million. Their texts incited a political firestorm after the Justice Department in December 2017 invited reporters to review them at night before handing them over to Congress. Then a senior F.B.I. counterintelligence agent who helped oversee the bureau's investigation into the Trump campaign's possible ties to Russia in 2016, Mr. Strzok exchanged inflammatory messages with Ms. Page, a bureau lawyer involved in the inquiry.

Republicans seized …

Posted by: 13times at July 26, 2024 07:45 PM (9rdYh)

117 When your civilization has no culture, is it any surprise that what passes for art is mere mockery of that civilization's past?

They're like bad renters who trash the place before moving on.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2024 07:40 PM (xCA6C)
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They have no intention of anyone inheriting the Earth.


Their intentions are of no interest to us.

Posted by: Muslims at July 26, 2024 07:46 PM (xCA6C)

118 94 Does anybody else ever hear the theme from "Green Acres" in their head sometimes when driving a tractor?
Posted by: fd at July 26, 2024 07:34 PM (vFG9F)
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Last time I drove a tractor I was too busy dodging golf balls.

I was mowing the fairways at a golf course...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2024 07:47 PM (BpYfr)

119 >>Is he from Wichita?

No ocean in Wichita.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2024 07:47 PM (LkLld)

120 Peter Strzok and Lisa Page need to swap places with some J6 political prisoners.

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2024 07:47 PM (vFG9F)

121 Now I want to see an F1 car hit the leaf pile.

Posted by: DaveA at July 26, 2024 07:48 PM (FhXTo)

122 94 Does anybody else ever hear the theme from "Green Acres" in their head sometimes when driving a tractor?
Posted by: fd at July 26, 2024 07:34 PM (vFG9F)

I’ve never driven a tractor and yet I hear the theme from Green Acres in my head…..

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at July 26, 2024 07:48 PM (QGaXH)

123
Could you imagine sitting in and being surrounded by thousands of cars without A/C in bumper to bumper traffic on a 100 degree day in Atlanta? This is kind of what hell might be like.
Posted by: fd


Not sure how much traffic there was in the 40's.
Maybe in NYC, near the bridges...

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 07:49 PM (20qmF)

124 123 >>Is he from Wichita?

No ocean in Wichita.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2024 07:47 PM (LkLld)


Not yet.

Posted by: The New Madrid Seismic Zone at July 26, 2024 07:49 PM (PiwSw)

125 Republicans seized …
Posted by: 13times at July
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The govt paid Strzok and Page to undermine the President of the United States.

Posted by: Braenyard, some people need more, so that we all end up in the same place at July 26, 2024 07:49 PM (9etX0)

126 I am trying to figure out Ron Filipkowski. So, best I can figure, DeSantis wouldn't give him a job, so he found a niche living on twitter with mediastouch making the most negative spin on literally everything a republican does on Twitter.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 07:50 PM (d9LQi)

127 104
To this day, European cars have the worst A/C.

Mercedes & BMW have really bad AC's. They don't get cold; they blow "cool" air, which means shit on a sunny 80+ degree day.

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 07:38 PM (20qmF)
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The ones made in South Africa had decent A/C.

Posted by: Ciampino - .45 caliber sword #11 at July 26, 2024 07:50 PM (qfLjt)

128 No ocean in Wichita.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2024 07:47 PM (LkLld)

They have a lineman, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2024 07:50 PM (u/tSt)

129 Violence is only acceptable if it all ends with lots and lots of screwing.
Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 07:08 PM (Z2yLo)


I could get behind that.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 26, 2024 07:50 PM (/HDaX)

130 Amazing that none of the male members of the Horde mentioned how attractive the camo wildlife photographer is.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 26, 2024 07:51 PM (RPmWU)

131 I taught a friend to waterski one Summer, and he told me that the first time he was able to stay up on the skis he had the theme from "Hawaii 5-0" playing in his head.

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2024 07:52 PM (vFG9F)

132 97
Supposebly Mr. Chrysler "invented" air conditioning in the '30's and air conditioned the Chrysler building.

Chrysler began offering A/C in their cars in 1941.
Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 07:36 PM (20qmF)

Haruumph…..

Posted by: John Gorrie at July 26, 2024 07:52 PM (QGaXH)

133 Robert, is that a "to the Victor goes the spoils" kinda thing?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 07:53 PM (5MvGY)

134 The View doesn't like that Kamala is known as a DEI hire by Biden.
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Collin Rugg @CollinRugg 6h
REPORT: The media is currently rewriting history in an effort to help the Harris campaign.

Here are 5 hoaxes the media has launched in the past week.

5. CBS claims Trump is lying by saying Harris donated to Minnesota Freedom Fund, bailing out “dangerous criminals” during the George Floyd riots.

Harris promoted the fund on X and encouraged people to donate.

4. President Biden “dropped out” to save democracy.

Biden was forcibly removed by top Democrats who reportedly made threats after he indicated he wasn’t going anywhere.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 07:53 PM (wse2C)

135 Collin Rugg @CollinRugg 6h
3. JD Vance had s*x with a couch cushion.

The AP fact checked the claim as false but then removed the fact check because it “didn’t go through our standing editing process.”

2. Kamala Harris was not a DEI pick for Vice President.

President Biden made it clear in 2020 that he was picking his VP based on gender and skin color, confirming that Kamala was indeed a DEI pick.

1. Kamala Harris was never the Border Czar.

The media spent the past week scrubbing *their own* reports since 2021 that Kamala was in charge of the border.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 07:53 PM (wse2C)

136 Canoeing and the theme from Deliverance.

Posted by: 13times at July 26, 2024 07:54 PM (9rdYh)

137 M & M Enterprises @sfoguj 2h
Arrested Wednesday in Syracuse, NY - Nathan Breese, c'mon down!

Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 1h
On the “Day of Rage” Hamasurrection on Wednesday and as Chris Wray was claiming the FBI won’t tolerate “political violence” on any side, his FBI arrested yet another J6er on low level charges.

No FBI arrests of any pro-Hamas demonstrator in 10 months, no federal charges.

Julio Rosas @Julio_Rosas11 23h
From a DC law enforcement source: The charges against four people, including a 15-year-old, who were arrested for assaulting police officers during yesterday's riot were dropped.

Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 18h
Of course.

Ryan J. Reilly @ryanjreilly Jul 25
Patricia Marie Wills was arrested today in Indiana on Jan. 6 charges. She was a government contractor with a Department of Defense Secret security clearance at the time of the Capitol attack. A manager at her government contracting firm reported her to the FBI in Jan. 2021.

Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando Jul 25
Yes, they’re still doing this while mobs of communists destroy monuments and assault responding officers in DC in broad daylight.
Realize where we are.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 07:54 PM (wse2C)

138 "A dog "Jims" the camera after "Dwight" has a spazz-out."


Jim always thinks he so much better than everyone.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2024 07:54 PM (fV+MH)

139 Bribe'em was the dead horse syndrome. Nobody wants to pay for one.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 07:55 PM (5MvGY)

140 "Not sure how much traffic there was in the 40's"

No, I mean now. All those people in their air conditioned SUVs and cars would just not be able to survive.

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2024 07:55 PM (vFG9F)

141 Those for DIE hiring don't want to admit someone was a DIE hire

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2024 07:55 PM (fwDg9)

142 One small thing that has become huge is the normalization of wearing masks in public. COVID really boned us on that.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 26, 2024 07:56 PM (aVudl)

143 "Canoeing and the theme from Deliverance.
Posted by: 13times"

Heh, Ive done that. Even hummed it out loud.

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2024 07:56 PM (vFG9F)

144 * sniff *
* sniff *

The pungent and mephitic bouquet of penguin detected. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2024 07:57 PM (OsWVp)

145
I see Idiots driving around on 90 degree days with their windows down!

I'm assuming they also have their A/C on full blast. Maybe not. Either way, they're fuckingnuts.

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 07:57 PM (20qmF)

146
Piper, Please. Do not tell me you drive around with your windows down, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 07:58 PM (20qmF)

147 Nifty penguin content is always appreciated by the well-adjusted Morons on the blog!

Posted by: Penguin Pete at July 26, 2024 07:58 PM (CV8a5)

148 Ronny Jackson @RonnyJacksonTX 16h
Christopher Wray was COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE and OUT OF LINE to question if President Trump was hit by a bullet. All this rhetoric does is feed the fire of ASSASSINATION DENIERS and IDIOTS like Joy Reid and Keith Olbermann!!

I examined the bullet wound hours after he was shot. It was ABSOLUTELY a bullet wound with ALL the hallmark signs that accompany a wound from a high-powered rifle. Not to mention, we ALL SAW IT with our own eyes!!

It’s because of IDIOTIC and POLITICALLY MOTIVATED statements like this, that we don’t have ANY confidence in the supposed #1 law enforcement agency in this country. We CAN’T TRUST THEM to run this investigation into the assassination attempt!!

INDEPENDENT INVESTIGATION, NOW!!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 07:59 PM (wse2C)

149 Geoff Pilkington @geoffpilkington 7h
NEW: The F.B.I. is examining numerous metal fragments found near the stage to determine whether an assassin’s bullet — or potential debris — grazed former President Trump’s head, bloodying his ear nytimes.com/2024/07/25/us/po…

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 6h
Oh, wow. This is super messed up.

The fake news and the FBI are working together to deny Trump his "took a bullet for Democracy" moment.

As if they have a way to know something other than a bullet hit him.

But they sure can give Kamala Harris a talking point.

Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 38m
Just astonishing to see the same people who insist on calling January 6 an “armed insurrection” despite no firearms are now promoting a conspiracy theory that Donald Trump wasn’t shot.

Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson 44m
🚨 BREAKING: FBI Admits Donald Trump was Shot by a Bullet:
“What struck former President Trump in the ear was a bullet, whether whole or fragmented into smaller pieces, fired from the deceased subject’s rifle.”

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 07:59 PM (wse2C)

150 Hawks can hear a tractor from 20 miles away. Start mowing a pasture and the hawks are there for the all you can eat buffet

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 07:59 PM (5MvGY)

151 "Canoeing and the theme from Deliverance."


The crazy thing is that song is called 'Boogered in the Woods.'

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2024 07:59 PM (fV+MH)

152 So, the FBI--up to and including the Director--after letting the radical left run wild with the lie that Trump wasn't hit by the bullet, admits that all along they knew he was hit by a bullet.

After 5pm on a Friday.

We just saw another "all the hallmarks of Russian disinformation" lie and deliberate election interference by the FBI.

But now, dozens to hundreds of articles are out there to be endlessly cited as "proof" the assassination was "staged" (by Trump).

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 26, 2024 07:59 PM (x8E8f)

153 149 * sniff *
* sniff *

The pungent and mephitic bouquet of penguin detected. Sad!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2024 07:57 PM (OsWVp)


Mephitic? Well I never!

Posted by: A certain svelte buoyant waterfowl at July 26, 2024 08:00 PM (PiwSw)

154 5 a gull is unbothered by the weather
Mark Dobson/@wildseascapes
----------------------------

AI has ruined photographs for me.

Posted by: Braenyard, some people need more, so that we all end up in the same place at July 26, 2024 08:00 PM (9etX0)

155 I hear the Theme From the Wild Wild West as I walk down the sidewalk.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 26, 2024 08:00 PM (L/fGl)

156 Then a senior F.B.I. counterintelligence agent who helped oversee the bureau's investigation into the Trump campaign's possible ties to Russia in 2016, Mr. Strzok exchanged inflammatory messages with Ms. Page, a bureau lawyer involved in the inquiry.

Republicans seized …
Posted by: 13times at July 26, 2024 07:45 PM (9rdYh)

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Pretty sure those texts were made on government phones and they signed a user agreement that information on the phones are not private.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 26, 2024 08:03 PM (2fIO4)

157 No ocean in Wichita.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2024 07:47 PM


There's no surf in Cleveland, either.

But there IS a great song about no surf in Cleveland, U.S.A.:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4diS3khW-5k

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2024 08:03 PM (OsWVp)

158 >>> Looks like a Ring Wrath

I think it was supposed to be Joan of Arc, riding the spirit of freedoms or unity or something. But with the moody music it looked pretty ominous.

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2024 08:03 PM (QAK8m)

159 Off Florida history sock

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kaliforniastan at July 26, 2024 08:04 PM (QGaXH)

160 When Frum-Frenches attack:

Catturd ™ @catturd2 24m
As a Trump supporter in the 2024 race ... Many so-called conservative "influencers" told me to be terrified of ...

Desantis ... out after one state race.

- then -
Nikki Halley ... could only muster crossover Democrat voters.

- then -
Joe Biden ... Trump knocked him out of the race in one debate.

and now ... I'm supposed to be terrified of fake, cringe low IQ, Coup-mala Harris, the failed border czar - 😂

You losers haven't about right about a single thing this entire election cycle.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 08:04 PM (wse2C)

161 Surf Wyoming and I got t-shirt

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 08:04 PM (5MvGY)

162 Those for DIE hiring don't want to admit someone was a DIE hire

Posted by: Skip


It's the emperor's new clothes. Everyone knows you're nekkid, but nobody wants to be the first to point it out.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2024 08:04 PM (xCA6C)

163 Enough already! Stop putting up Instagram videos.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at July 26, 2024 08:04 PM (rAiMe)

164

lol @ Coup Mala

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 08:04 PM (20qmF)

165 I think Thursday is Naked 2AM Naked Hammer Fight Night in the Pelosi Household. Friday night is probably worse.

Posted by: Stanley Estwing at July 26, 2024 08:05 PM (CV8a5)

166 There’s an instrumental theme song that plays after Ernest Borgnine “the Shack” murders a hobo with a ball peen hammer.

That plays in my head after watching FAFO videos.

Emperor of the North is available to watch free at archive.org.

Posted by: 13times at July 26, 2024 08:05 PM (X9Qd4)

167
mala means bad in espanool, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 08:05 PM (20qmF)

168 >>Pretty sure those texts were made on government phones and they signed a user agreement that information on the phones are not private.

It's a payoff. There is no reason to give Strzok a penny. He belongs in prison.

And if Trump hadn't turned his head to look at a graph he'd be dead.

Things are going to get a lot worse over the next few months. They desperately don't want Trump back in the White House.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2024 08:05 PM (LkLld)

169 You losers haven't about right about a single thing this entire election cycle.

You seem nice.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2024 08:05 PM (xCA6C)

170 Penguins carry over 57 varieties of syphilis, and are often found eating kittens while dancing about wildly in satanic subjugation to their mephitic master Mephistopheles.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at July 26, 2024 08:06 PM (vFG9F)

171 Kamala HQ @KamalaHQ Jul 25
Q: What are your thoughts on Project 2025?

Trump: Many of the points are fine
[Kamala truncated video link]

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 5h
The Fine Document Hoax.

Obviously this is maliciously edited to take out the parts where Trump disagrees with the radical parts.

Same method used for the Fine People Hoax, Covington Kids Hoax, Drinking Bleach Hoax, and overfeeding koi hoax.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 08:06 PM (wse2C)

172 8 During my 4 hour tractor event today.... mowing grass, I resolved every single world issue facing mankind.
It does involve violence.
Sorry... it's the best I could come up with on short notice.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2024 07:05 PM (Q4IgG)

My most recent tractor/ mower event involved 5 gallons of gasoline, a motor that caught fire, and a fire truck.

Five gallons of gasoline makes an interesting sound when it catches on fire.

We're shopping for a new tractor/ mower tomorrow.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 26, 2024 08:06 PM (Rbu5d)

173 I dunno...my european car has great A/C and I live in hot muggy texas.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 26, 2024 08:07 PM (YiKO5)

174 Proposed campaign slogans for Kamala.

You can't spell HOPE without HO!

Better a blow job than no job!

Any cock will do and Kamala too!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 26, 2024 08:07 PM (L/fGl)

175
Southern word of the day:

"Namaste"

As in:

"Y'all gonna evacuate for the hurricane?"

"Namaste here."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 26, 2024 08:07 PM (dg+HA)

176 16...And Nancy Pelosi, too...what is it with powerful Dem women and weird marriages?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 26, 2024 07:08 PM (UkUKI)

Is Whitmer married?

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 26, 2024 08:07 PM (Rbu5d)

177 160 I hear the Theme From the Wild Wild West as I walk down the sidewalk.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 26, 2024 08:00 PM (L/fGl)

When my older son was in maybe 9th grade around 2005, he would watch reruns of F Troop with me. One day he came home and told me he was taking a test in class and I guess humming absent mindedly, and the teacher was walking up and down the aisles, stopped at his desk and said F Troop? Really?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kaliforniastan at July 26, 2024 08:07 PM (QGaXH)

178 Evenin’, All. The pic up top reminds me of an Aivazovsky painting.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2024 08:08 PM (v6JzV)

179 o-limpix going full stan-worship just like that, huh?

"slowly, then all at once", amirite?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 26, 2024 08:08 PM (UWgy2)

180 Mal in most languages means bad

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 08:08 PM (5MvGY)

181 "I hear the Theme From the Wild Wild West as I walk down the sidewalk.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks"

I bet you have quite a swagger.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at July 26, 2024 08:09 PM (vFG9F)

182 180 Proposed campaign slogans for Kamala.

You can't spell HOPE without HO!

Better a blow job than no job!

Any cock will do and Kamala too!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 26, 2024 08:07 PM (L/fGl)


On a totally unrelated note, Secretary Pete may be in the running for the VP slot...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 26, 2024 08:09 PM (PiwSw)

183 182
Is Whitmer married?
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker

Yes. Her husband got to drop his boat in the water when his witch wouldn’t let anyone else due to Covid.

Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2024 08:10 PM (B6JK6)

184 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 26, 2024 07:59 PM (x8E8f)

You can trust the rank and file!! Ham and eggers!!!

Posted by: Sean Hannity at July 26, 2024 08:10 PM (55boN)

185 They really don't need to clean them because they never work.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Really need to know if that mcdonalds is serving ice cream?
Use McBroken site to find out!
https://mcbroken.com/

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2024 08:11 PM (lzoMw)

186 🔥 Raoul Davis, CEO Branding Expert @Ceo_Branding 6h
Theoretically - if one was assigned a "Border Czar" role but never did anything in said role, isn't it true that one was never a Border Czar?

Asking for a friend.

Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored 20h
I’m going to post a video of Kamala Harris and her moronic takes every day until the election.

Here is a video of her likening ICE to the *KKK* at a senate confirmation hearing - 2018.
https://tinyurl.com/yt2ppbhx
2:33 minutes

Mollie @MZHemingway 21h
Kamala Harris’s radical campaign staff:
Brian Fallon @brianefallon 4 Jun 2020
Defund the police

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 08:12 PM (wse2C)

187

Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut 20h
FFS.🤦

What in the hell is she talking about?

Catturd ™ @catturd2 1h
Drunk AF.

https://tinyurl.com/2bh3u5hj
23 seconds; her 'joy' crap.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 08:12 PM (wse2C)

188 F Troop? Really?

That’s damn funny.

Posted by: 13times at July 26, 2024 08:12 PM (LkHYv)

189 181
Southern word of the day:

"Namaste"

As in:

"Y'all gonna evacuate for the hurricane?"

"Namaste here."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 26, 2024 08:07 PM (dg+HA)
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Loved that.

Posted by: Ciampino - .45 caliber sword #12 at July 26, 2024 08:13 PM (qfLjt)

190 AZ deplorable, I been waiting to buy you a drink this evening.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 08:13 PM (5MvGY)

191 WCCO | CBS News Minnesota @WCCO 16h
Trump falsely accuses Harris of donating to Minnesota Freedom Fund, bailing out "dangerous criminals" cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/d…

Elon Musk @elonmusk 1h
CBS lies about Trump lying

https://tinyurl.com/yzj3jkeu
screencap

End Wokeness @EndWokeness 36m
The media is once again trying to rewrite history for Kamala Harris.

Unfortunately for them, we have 𝕏:
https://tinyurl.com/mrxzeaak
screencaps

Newsweek @Newsweek 12h
Donald Trump may drop JD Vance for Nikki Haley, ex-Clinton adviser says newsweek.com/donald-trump-

Catturd ™ @catturd2 3h
Newsweek = garbage.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 08:14 PM (wse2C)

192 I love they have so little dirt on JD Vance, they have to make up that he wrote in his book he humped a couch. Something easily debunked.

Whomever made that lie up first probably did a hump a couch. Hopefully someone tracks them down.

And of course the media is more interested in if Vance jumped a couch than if Biden showered with his daughter.

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2024 08:14 PM (QAK8m)

193 Fox dropped state polls that will probably be touted by the Dems as evidence Harris can win. They have 49/49 ties in MI and PA, and Trump winning WI 50/49.

Obviously if this were truly the state of the final vote, then cheating becomes a big concern.

I haven't seen any looks at internals yet, but remember that polls in 2020 showed Trump losing all 3 by a decent margin, so FWIW this is a better position than in 2020.

All indications are that the most likely situation is Harris must win all 3 states, unless she can peel off AZ or GA. Fox did not publish anything in those states that I saw. If these are truly the states in play, Trump at 50 in WI is a big problem for Harris.

I think that if Harris could hold the election today, she would probably have a chance especially with Dem cheating to help. This is probably her high water mark and her challenge is to hold this level through November.

The Trump numbers in these polls are not going to go down, but hers do have the possibility of doing so as Trump starts spending money and she screws up.

Tulsi Gabbard took her out last time.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 08:15 PM (5p7BC)

194 Evenin’, All. The pic up top reminds me of an Aivazovsky painting.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2024 08:08 PM (v6JzV)

I recently posted an oil painting I did of a landscape Cafe photo. Stuppleart.com

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 08:15 PM (pFQ77)

195 Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson 44m
🚨 BREAKING: FBI Admits Donald Trump was Shot by a Bullet:
“What struck former President Trump in the ear was a bullet, whether whole or fragmented into smaller pieces, fired from the deceased subject’s rifle.”
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 07:59 PM (wse2C)


See, this is why I think there were two shooters, one in the second story window behind Ree Tardy Oswald

Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2024 08:16 PM (D7oie)

196 Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth 12h
Kamala IS RIGHT... paper ballots are the safest way to ensure our vote.
SHARE THIS EVERYWHERE!

Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris 31 Mar 2019
Paper ballots are the smartest, safest way to ensure your vote is secure against attacks by foreign actors. Russia can’t hack a piece of paper like they can a computer. We introduced the Secure Elections Act to ensure our elections are safeguarded. We must be ready.

New York Post @nypost 15h
92% of voters blame Kamala Harris for Biden health coverup: poll trib.al/tSGjlLj

Mollie @MZHemingway 16h
Kamala Harris just claimed -- in a very Biden-style story -- that she collected money as a child for Israel?

Catturd ™ @catturd2 23h
Liberal sheep right now …
Duh “Kamala wasn’t the border czar.”
Duh “Trump didn’t get shot.”
Low IQ government zombies.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 08:16 PM (wse2C)

197 Didn't every 12 year old boy reaching puberty dry hump a piece of furniture ar one time or another?

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 08:17 PM (pFQ77)

198
--The president had agreed to a disney "news" debate between himself and biden.

-- biden drops out

-- Trump campaign says to Democrats okay, we'll wait until you get your shit straight and then we'll do debates.

-- Fake News & Democrats invent a new Hoax: Trump is backing out of a debate; he's afraid to debate kumface harris!

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 08:18 PM (20qmF)

199 199. Yea. I like Tulsi, but she is not Trump. He will land a number of punches on Harris.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 26, 2024 08:18 PM (aVudl)

200 The Maddow followers have at least some claim to an intellectual legacy.

That's rather laughable.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 26, 2024 08:18 PM (mH6SG)

201 The Post Millennial @TPostMillennial Jul 25
Biden: "I'm the first President in this century to report to the American people that the United States is not at war anywhere in the world."
===
Sure, Joe. Sure.

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 11h
NEW - Rockets launched at bases hosting US troops in Iraq and Syria
Several rockets were launched Thursday and Friday against bases hosting troops from the U.S.-led anti-jihadist coalition in Iraq and Syria, security...

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 08:18 PM (wse2C)

202 Tulsi Gabbard took her out last time.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

Lets you and her fight.

Posted by: Miklos suggests a Tulsi-Kummala rematch at July 26, 2024 08:18 PM (1CnH+)

203 Mother of all hot takes:

Trump is really fighting hard to maintain the talking point that he was shot with a bullet and not hit by a fragment.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 08:19 PM (d9LQi)

204 Same method used for the Fine People Hoax, Covington Kids Hoax, Drinking Bleach Hoax, and overfeeding koi hoax.
---
After watching the RNC, with it being almost exclusively positive, I realized the DNC is going to be nothing but extreme fear.

It's going to be insane the world they will describe.
They have completely abandoned any hope of expanding the vote-- it's going to be all-out, burn-the-ships, last-gasp to save the base.
They have nothing to offer but fear.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 26, 2024 08:19 PM (+Q7Om)

205 The plan is fake polls that show a close race, to cover for fraud.

Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2024 08:19 PM (i0F8b)

206 Soothie, the longer the dems fool themselves that Trump views Kamala as a threat, the less time they have to dump her if she gets destroyed by him at the debate.

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2024 08:20 PM (QAK8m)

207 AZ deplorable, I been waiting to buy you a drink this evening.
Posted by: Ben Had

Thank you!
USB port open, glass poised!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2024 08:20 PM (lzoMw)

208 Vinod Khosla @vkhosla 2h
.@ScottAdamsSays is this cartoon humor or actual logic?

As for @realDonaldTrump, Republicans in Georgia debunked the election fraud claim, as did his VP and majority of his staff. 40/44 people in his administration won’t come back and support him over this, likely not work with him again. That should be telling unless our logic/proof comes from a parallel cartoon universe. My definition of a MAGA extremist is election deniers, not all Republicans

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 1h
I accepted the election outcome too. You miss the point.

It is irrelevant how many Republicans believe elections — that are designed to not be fully auditable — worked fine.

It is only relevant that Trump and the protestors believed it was obviously rigged. That is what makes their actions “preventing a coup” instead of staging one.

That’s how you got brainwashed. The media never interviewed protesters to ask what their motive was. They just pounded the “insurrection” narrative like it made sense.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 08:20 PM (wse2C)

209 Star Trek is on. It's the one that is so ridiculous that nobody would ever believe it. Space Nazis! Pfft.

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2024 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

210 If you have not seen Kumala's presser after the Netanyahu meeting , you need to see it
She collected money as a child to plant trees in Israel, ya'll

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 08:20 PM (5MvGY)

211 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 1h
You were brainwashed into thinking we can know elections are fair (ever) and that the intention of Trump was to stay in power via some paperwork about electors and some trespassing. Courts would have sorted it out. It was a delay tactic to figure out if any obvious fraud happened. Trump left on schedule.

Then the media brainwashed you to think “find” votes means create fake ones. Absurd.

I assume you have never seen the compilation clips of top Democrats claiming the 2016 election was rigged. Especially Clinton.

The Russian Collusion Hoax was an attempted insurrection. Questioning an election is normal in America.

This is not a disagreement on preferences or politics. You are a brainwashing victim.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 08:20 PM (wse2C)

212 I bet the whole Vance-couch rumor was started by a jilted toaster.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2024 08:22 PM (JvZF+)

213 12 Days Later:

The "respectful of their space" bear and newfound pool friend has long smashed through the sliding glass door and is now in the process of destroying the refrigerator/freezer and, all the contents. They left that part out.

Oops

Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2024 08:22 PM (qz6Aj)

214 They have nothing to offer but fear.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 26, 2024 08:19 PM (+Q7Om)


Fear and Surprise!

Posted by: Ron Higgins at July 26, 2024 08:22 PM (PiwSw)

215 208 The Post Millennial @TPostMillennial Jul 25
Biden: "I'm the first President in this century to report to the American people that the United States is not at war anywhere in the world."
===

Yeah you just killed a number of Marines and abandoned hundreds of millions of dollars worth of military equipment running away like a whipped dog in order to claim that.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 08:23 PM (pFQ77)

216
the longer the dems fool themselves that Trump views Kamala as a threat, the less time they have to dump her if she gets destroyed by him at the debate.
Posted by: LizLem


Good point.

And it will be Trump's debate to lose.

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 08:23 PM (20qmF)

217 It is true, even the perception that elections are skeevy is not a prescription for confidence going forward.

They should be doing everything in their power to assure Americans that everything is copacetic, and feel free to "look under the hood" so to speak.

They didn't do any of that. Wonder why...

Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2024 08:24 PM (qz6Aj)

218 Which is more credible?

Vance fucks couches.

Trump hired pissing hookers.

(trick question, they're both ridiculous)

Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2024 08:25 PM (i0F8b)

219 No ocean in Wichita.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2024 07:47 PM

There's no surf in Cleveland, either.




Try my Oklahoma Cherokee crab dip!

Posted by: Sen. Liawatha at July 26, 2024 08:25 PM (1CnH+)

220 Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 08:15 PM (5p7BC)

Agree on the state of Thera e today but several possible inflection points that will likely turn in her favor: 1 VP pick 2 acceptance speech and overall convention bounce 3 I believe they are waiting for a bad new cycle to let Carter die and blunt any Trump momentum. 4 Trump could easily lose discipline and revert to form 5 assasination.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 26, 2024 08:26 PM (55boN)

221 Hannity is an idiot but he's our idiot and I'll take any of our idiots over their idiots.

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2024 08:26 PM (vFG9F)

222 What's this about having sex with couches? I can explain...

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 26, 2024 08:28 PM (PiwSw)

223
Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 1h
On the “Day of Rage” Hamasurrection on Wednesday and as Chris Wray was claiming the FBI won’t tolerate “political violence” on any side, his FBI arrested yet another J6er on low level charges.


He doesn't even know if Trump was shot.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2024 08:30 PM (63Dwl)

224 What's this about having sex with couches? I can explain...
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg

pics

But that would be Revenge Pron

Posted by: the Couch at July 26, 2024 08:31 PM (1CnH+)

225 Sex with a couch? Sure, Tommy Couch in the summer of "69

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 08:31 PM (5MvGY)

226 AOP: Awhile back you mentioned you know an ex-cop nicknamed FBI. Would that be J. A. from the capital city of a midwest state?

Posted by: 5Baket at July 26, 2024 08:31 PM (rgGVs)

227 How do we start a rumor that Schumer had sex with a La-Z-Boy?

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2024 08:32 PM (vFG9F)

228 Hannity is an idiot but he's our idiot and I'll take any of our idiots over their idiots.
Posted by: fd

I wouldn't Hannity fix my roof.

Posted by: Miklos, not even with earplugs at July 26, 2024 08:32 PM (1CnH+)

229 Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored 6h
I’m going to post a video of Kamala Harris and her moronic takes every day until the election.

In this video, she states the famous “unburdened from what has been” line while talking about the billions being spent on new electric busses. (2022)

Where DID that money go?

https://tinyurl.com/4wfan4f7
2:32 minutes; "imagine" "unburdened" etc.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 08:32 PM (wse2C)

230 Their only hope is to keep her away from cameras and microphones and gin up as much fear as possible. Personally I think this was a desperate move to save down ballot races.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2024 08:33 PM (u73oe)

231 "I wouldn't Hannity fix my roof.
Posted by: Miklos"

Oh hell no.

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2024 08:33 PM (vFG9F)

232 Kumala has more baggage than a porter in a third rate hotel

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 08:34 PM (5MvGY)

233 Mal in most languages means bad

Malaria is Mal (bad) and aria (a self-contained piece for one voice, with or without instrumental or orchestral accompaniment, normally part of a larger work.). They used to think it came from bad singing.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2024 08:34 PM (xCA6C)

234 And yea, ye shalt be unburdened
By Kummala the has been

Posted by: The Book of Miklos at July 26, 2024 08:34 PM (1CnH+)

235 The problem is that Kamala will have to campaign. And she can't pretend to be young campaigning from the basement. None of the proposed VP candidates bring anything to the ticket. Make her run on the Biden admin record. Point out that they wouldn't even put her in as President. And mention how they threw out the results of the primary.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 26, 2024 08:35 PM (xjTDL)

236 "Point out that they wouldn't even put her in as President. And mention how they threw out the results of the primary.
Posted by: Notsothorea"

Mention that she got zero votes from the people.

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2024 08:36 PM (vFG9F)

237 244 The problem is that Kamala will have to campaign. And she can't pretend to be young campaigning from the basement. None of the proposed VP candidates bring anything to the ticket. Make her run on the Biden admin record. Point out that they wouldn't even put her in as President. And mention how they threw out the results of the primary.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 26

They had to stage a coup to get her on a ticket because she has proven incapable on her own merits.

Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2024 08:36 PM (pZEOD)

238 Ted - the problem is inflection points that help her can't move the race further in her direction. Trump support is solid and not going to switch to her or 3rd party, and there are no more undecideds to pull from in these polls. 49/49 is the entire electorate.

If they are even right, because Rasmussen and Basham are getting much different results with Trump well ahead of her.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 08:36 PM (5p7BC)

239 Archimedes, Malbec means "bad mouth" in French. I never understood why they would name a wine as such

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 08:36 PM (5MvGY)

240 A funny addendum to the Sarah Fields' Xtweets...

Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored 6h
It takes me longer to download or screen record a moronic video of Kamala than it takes me to find one.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 08:37 PM (wse2C)

241 Did You Know?

Mama Cass - who helped pen and sang such gems as "Monday, Monday" (Can't Trust That Day)

Died on 29 July 1974

A Monday

Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2024 08:37 PM (qz6Aj)

242 Mallomars are good, though.

Posted by: Mallard Fillmore at July 26, 2024 08:37 PM (CV8a5)

243 Archimedes, Malbec means "bad mouth" in French. I never understood why they would name a wine as such

Too much tannin?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2024 08:38 PM (xCA6C)

244 Always a surprise that the Left is for every sort of perversion. Till they make up a risque story about a Repub. then they turn into Puritans.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 26, 2024 08:39 PM (xjTDL)

245
Malamutes are dogs.

They are bad dogs that can't bark.

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 08:39 PM (20qmF)

246 In trying to figure out what Hannity is good for I came to the conclusion that he is good for being Hannity and that's not much and he's pretty damn annoying but at least he's not Errorick Errorickson.

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2024 08:39 PM (vFG9F)

247 Mal was a bad guy on Fire Fly?

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 08:39 PM (pFQ77)

248
Do they still make Mallo Bars?

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 08:40 PM (20qmF)

249 I'd take Van Jones and Carville's periodic lucidity any day over Hannities clowning and VDHs vacillation.
Posted by: hart at July 26, 2024 08:39 PM (hMBkK

You do you.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 08:40 PM (pFQ77)

250 That’s the one with the unbelievable premise that a decrepit, senile leader could be hidden from the population while evil underlings lead the population into war? Couldn’t happen.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kaliforniastan at July 26, 2024 08:41 PM (QGaXH)

251 Archimedes, I honestly don't know. Malbecs are very nice drinking.

I also won a lot of money riding a horse called Fancy Malbec

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 08:41 PM (5MvGY)

252 The communist Van Jones? Why are you here, hart?

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2024 08:41 PM (vFG9F)

253 I think they're Mallo Cups, but yes.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 26, 2024 08:41 PM (dg+HA)

254 AOP: Awhile back you mentioned you know an ex-cop nicknamed FBI. Would that be J. A. from the capital city of a midwest state?
Posted by: 5Baket at July 26, 2024 08:31 PM (rgGVs)

No, he is an indian from Saskatchewan.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2024 08:41 PM (e1bCr)

255 Trump just announced that he's going back to Butler PA for another rally. This man fights

Posted by: Megthered at July 26, 2024 08:41 PM (rwiQP)

256 Mallomars are good, though.
Posted by: Mallard Fillmore at July 26, 2024 08:37 PM (CV8a5)


Yes, but they went extinct during the Cretaceous

Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2024 08:41 PM (D7oie)

257
Democrats literally shot President Trump in the head two weeks ago and it's almost completely out of the news cycle.

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 08:42 PM (20qmF)

258 But Newt is a Great American™!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 26, 2024 08:43 PM (dg+HA)

259 Marshmallow was a medicinal plant that evolved into a treat.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 08:43 PM (pFQ77)

260
yeah, Mallo Cups

that's it

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 08:43 PM (20qmF)

261 Democrats literally shot President Trump in the head two weeks ago and it's almost completely out of the news cycle.

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 08:42 PM (20qmF)

Lasted a week longer than Hodgkinson.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 08:44 PM (pFQ77)

262 Archimedes, Malbec means "bad mouth" in French. I never understood why they would name a wine as such
Posted by: Ben Had

Florida has a ritzy place called Boca Raton.

"Mouth of the Rat"

Posted by: El Mikloso del Carolina del Sur at July 26, 2024 08:44 PM (1CnH+)

263 It was nice to have a troll free summer, while the Dems were trying to figure out how to knife their candidate.

The checks for the trolls will be going out now, so we can expect an influx.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 08:44 PM (5p7BC)

264 The only place for a marshmallow is burnt on the end of a stick

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 08:44 PM (5MvGY)

265 If Trump debates again, it will be the first time a candidate goes up against two different opponents.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 26, 2024 08:44 PM (lhenN)

266 I wouldn't trust the Eff Bee Eye to investigate a missing dog

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2024 08:45 PM (fwDg9)

267 >Democrats literally shot President Trump in the head two weeks ago and it's almost completely out of the news cycle.

They think it is.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 26, 2024 08:45 PM (lhenN)

268 yeah, Mallo Cups

that's it

Posted by: Soothsayer

Yo!

Posted by: Peeps at July 26, 2024 08:45 PM (1CnH+)

269 Mal was a bad guy on Fire Fly?
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 08:39 PM (pFQ77)
---
Nah, he's just alright...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2024 08:45 PM (BpYfr)

270 *Lasted a week longer than Hodgkinson.*

Who?
-most people

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 26, 2024 08:45 PM (dg+HA)

271 I wouldn't trust the Eff Bee Eye to investigate a missing dog
Posted by: Skip

Shoot my dog maybe

Posted by: Uncle Miklos at July 26, 2024 08:46 PM (1CnH+)

272 Trump just announced that he's going back to Butler PA for another rally.

Double or nothing?

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at July 26, 2024 08:46 PM (pEcHx)

273 It is out of the news because Trump is OK.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 26, 2024 08:46 PM (2DYCL)

274
The checks for the trolls will be going out now, so we can expect an influx.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

It'll be like they're running a marathon!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2024 08:46 PM (lzoMw)

275 Florida has a ritzy place called Boca Raton.

"Mouth of the Rat"
Posted by: El Mikloso del Carolina del Sur at July 26, 2024 08:44 PM (1CnH+)
---
Wolf Cola is their official drink!

Oh, wait...That's the official drink of Boko Haram...

Posted by: Frank's Fluids at July 26, 2024 08:47 PM (BpYfr)

276 Fd - his comment about Harris having a 2/3rds chance of winning makes it obvious. Not a nic I've seen before, but I was away for awhile.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 08:47 PM (5p7BC)

277 Leading Report @LeadingReport Jul 25
BREAKING: Charges have been dropped against four people, including a 15-year-old, who were arrested for assaulting police officers during yesterday's riot, according to a DC law enforcement source.
via @Julio_Rosas11

Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored Jul 25
Drop the charges against Dylan Brewer immediately.

https://tinyurl.com/4nx3vh9e
newspaper screencap of Rainbow Crosswalk 'vandal' 'news'

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 08:47 PM (wse2C)

278 In this video, she states the famous “unburdened from what has been” line while talking about the billions being spent on new electric busses. (2022)

Where DID that money go?

https://tinyurl.com/4wfan4f7
2:32 minutes; "imagine" "unburdened" etc.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 08:32 PM (wse2C)

Once the Ho is confirmed as Donk candidate, we need to start peddling "Kackling Kammie" dolls. Make them caricature dolls, like sports bobbleheads, wearing kneepads, and with a sound system programmed to play a choice dumb-ass Kammie quote whenever the ring on her back is pulled. Plus the famous cackle, of course. Donate the profits to DJT's campaign.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2024 08:47 PM (e1bCr)

279 Mallomars are good, though.
Posted by: Mallard Fillmore at July 26, 2024 08:37 PM (CV8a5)

Yes, but they went extinct during the Cretaceous
Posted by: Kindltot

nah

I eat that shit every day.

Posted by: a Coelacanth at July 26, 2024 08:48 PM (1CnH+)

280 Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2024 08:37 PM (qz6Aj)

Ah I remember that time my grandpa Ole died that week. Nixon resigned a week after that. I loved Tricia. Was crying a lot. Not about Mama Cass. But love her now.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 26, 2024 08:48 PM (55boN)

281 The OK Corral II: This Time It’s Personal!

https://is.gd/DloA1x

ThePersistence
@ScottPresler
BREAKING: President Trump announced he will return to Butler, Pennsylvania, for a rally to honor Corey Comperatore.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 26, 2024 08:48 PM (L/fGl)

282 Watching some of the Olympic opening.

Where is the audience? Are they watching on a video screen in an auditorium?

Welp.

France certainly wanted you to know that they are very very teh ghey with that little episode.

Lame.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 26, 2024 08:49 PM (eDfFs)

283 hart, Wednesday nights, me, Sid, and the rest of the comrades meet at Mary's to make flan and smear it all over a photo of Hannity before blowing each other until our dicks fall off. Are you in, brother?

Posted by: Pawl at July 26, 2024 08:49 PM (vFG9F)

284 It is out of the news because Trump is OK.
Posted by: Jamaica

Nah. Switch the person and the party and it would be wall to wall coverage. Would even push out coverage of the Olympics.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2024 08:50 PM (5Seyi)

285
malodorous
malfeasance
malpractice
malapropism
maladministration
malcontent
malice
malarkey

Posted by: Don Black is boycotting the Olympics at July 26, 2024 08:50 PM (/7KEl)

286 85
If calling her Kamala is to be condemned, may we call her Mrs. Douglas Emhoff instead?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2024 07:32 PM (1Nxff)

Husband's name is Jack. Moose out back said so...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 26, 2024 08:51 PM (t7Bqe)

287 "276 I wouldn't trust the Eff Bee Eye to investigate a missing dog
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2024 08:45 PM (fwDg9)"

if they found it, they would shoot it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 26, 2024 08:51 PM (UWgy2)

288 16
The weird Dem marriages are all marriages of convenience, or power or some other thing that is advantageous for each of them. These people have no concept of real love, sacrificial love, devotion or commitment to something greater than themselves.
They are greedy, immoral, godless people. Manipulative and always looking out for themselves.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 26, 2024 08:51 PM (JrYM1)

289 Mal was a bad guy on Fire Fly?
Posted by: polynikes


He was the protagonist.

The "Mal" in the name "Malcolm" is from the Gaelic "Máel," which means "disciple." In the Christian sense.

It's not like all the Mal-words derived from Latin "malus."

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2024 08:51 PM (DgGvY)

290
Maldoon is the limerick guy, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 08:51 PM (20qmF)

291 Americans cannot fathom why leftists are free with impunity to sneak up and smash someone going to a then-candidate Trump speech over the head with a bike lock on a chain.

Remember that? I do. Nobody in the press questioned this, nobody sought out any Democrats to make them own it and "distance" themselves or disown political violence. Where was Federal law enforcement, if the locals are made to look the other way?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2024 08:51 PM (qz6Aj)

292 Don Black, maladroit

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 08:52 PM (5MvGY)

293
malefactor

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 08:52 PM (20qmF)

294 216 Star Trek is on. It's the one that is so ridiculous that nobody would ever believe it. Space Nazis! Pfft.
Posted by: fd at July 26, 2024 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

260 That’s the one with the unbelievable premise that a decrepit, senile leader could be hidden from the population while evil underlings lead the population into war? Couldn’t happen.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kaliforniastan at July 26, 2024 08:41 PM (QGaXH)


This is what I intended to post.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kaliforniastan at July 26, 2024 08:52 PM (QGaXH)

295 That rally location has been pre-assassination attempted. Like Garp buying the house that just got hit by a plane.

What are the chances it would happen twice?

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 08:52 PM (pFQ77)

296 >Husband's name is Jack. Moose out back said so...


Jack Emhoff
okay

Posted by: Don Black is boycotting the Olympics at July 26, 2024 08:53 PM (/7KEl)

297 263 I think they're Mallo Cups, but yes.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 26, 2024 08:41 PM (dg+HA)

I think I’ve seen ‘em at Cracker Barrel

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kaliforniastan at July 26, 2024 08:53 PM (QGaXH)

298 mal de mer

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 26, 2024 08:53 PM (UWgy2)

299 >Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 08:52 PM (5MvGY)



good one

Posted by: Don Black is boycotting the Olympics at July 26, 2024 08:53 PM (/7KEl)

300 Muldoon is the AoS Poet Laureate

Posted by: Don Black is boycotting the Olympics at July 26, 2024 08:54 PM (/7KEl)

301 Info on Malbec wine, pairings, food choices...
https://tinyurl.com/25wvv45n

It's named after a person...

Names and etymologies
The grape variety is known as Auxerrois (in the Quercy), Bouchales 1 (fr Haute-Garonne), Cot or Cot (Loire), Mauzat, Black by Pressac (Libournais), Mancin, Soumancigne and finally Malbec (Bordeaux). The latter name is now used for wine from Cahors.

The name Auxerrois comes from the city of'Auxerre ; it could in fact be a deformation of Haute-Serre near Cahors (in the Lot) 2 even if there is a lack of documents attesting to this confusion ;
the name Cot (as those of Cau or Cock) is an cacography de cor, corns (1783-1784), cos, itself a deformation of Cahors (1800) ;
the name Malbec (1783-1784) is borrowed from a merchant, named Malbeck, who spread it in the Medoc 3.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 08:55 PM (wse2C)

302 We win, plan accordingly
They win, plan accordingly

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 08:55 PM (5MvGY)

303 WSJ POLL: Do you approve or disapprove of the job Donald Trump did as President?

Approve: 51% (new high)
Disapprove: 48%
——
Do you approve or disapprove of the job Kamala Harris is doing as Vice President?

Approve: 41%
Disapprove: 50%

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 08:55 PM (5p7BC)

304 Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2024 08:51 PM (DgGvY)

I think Firefly had an episode on that😀

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 08:56 PM (pFQ77)

305 That rally location has been pre-assassination attempted. Like Garp buying the house that just got hit by a plane.

What are the chances it would happen twice?
Posted by: polynikes

This is why I carry a bomb when on a plane. What are the odds there's two of us?!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2024 08:56 PM (5Seyi)

306 264 No, he is an indian from Saskatchewan.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2024 08:41 PM (e1bCr)

Indian from Saskatchewan > okie from Muskogee?

AOP : saw news about Jasper fire, Sad!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kaliforniastan at July 26, 2024 08:56 PM (QGaXH)

307 Malicious prosecution.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 08:57 PM (5MvGY)

308 This is why I carry a bomb when on a plane. What are the odds there's two of us?!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2024 08:56 PM (5Seyi)

Hah ! Good one

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 08:57 PM (pFQ77)

309 Trump just announced that he's going back to Butler PA for another rally. This man fights
--------
In honour of the murdered firefighter -- Corey Comperatore.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 08:58 PM (wse2C)

310 It's not like all the Mal-words derived from Latin "malus."
Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2024 08:51 PM (DgGvY)


apple? They all come from apple?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2024 08:58 PM (D7oie)

311
You just wait until she pulls "momala" out of the closet from 2020. That'll give her a bump in the polls.

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 08:58 PM (20qmF)

312 312 Muldoon is the AoS Poet Laureate
Posted by: Don Black is boycotting the Olympics at

And actual Dr. Not of the Jill type.

Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2024 08:58 PM (pZEOD)

313 There's a seriously high percentage of le Dafuq? in the opening ceremony.

Posted by: All Hsil Eris at July 26, 2024 08:58 PM (kpS4V)

314 Gull sees a cracker on the beach.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 07:02 PM (d9LQi)

And that cracker was me. Still traumatized.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Shopping at Bloodbath and Beyond at July 26, 2024 08:59 PM (Ad8y9)

315 Theres just not enough vodka to listen to Kamalamdingdong speak. She is dumb as a box of rocks, and her voice makes me want to stick chop sticks in my ears. UGH!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2024 08:59 PM (8+g7D)

316 Don't say nothin' bad about malady

Posted by: Braenyard, some people need more, so that we all end up in the same place at July 26, 2024 09:00 PM (9etX0)

317 Patterns of Force.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2024 09:00 PM (PDf99)

318 Once the Ho is confirmed as Donk candidate, we need to start peddling "Kackling Kammie" dolls. Make them caricature dolls, like sports bobbleheads, wearing kneepads, and with a sound system programmed to play a choice dumb-ass Kammie quote whenever the ring on her back is pulled. Plus the famous cackle, of course. Donate the profits to DJT's campaign.
----------
Take my money!
[meme]

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 09:00 PM (wse2C)

319 Romeo and Juliet dramatis personae

Benvolio= bene voglio = I want good
Malvoglio= Male voglio= I want bad.

Subtle.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 26, 2024 09:01 PM (55boN)

320 So KaMALa has 'bad' i her name?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2024 09:01 PM (8+g7D)

321 324 312 Muldoon is the AoS Poet Laureate
Posted by: Don Black is boycotting the Olympic
----------------------

Haven't seen him in a while.

Posted by: Braenyard, some people need more, so that we all end up in the same place at July 26, 2024 09:01 PM (9etX0)

322 We are going to need an ace post on this whole " mal" thing

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 09:02 PM (5MvGY)

323 Catturd:

I told everyone last week … they’re going to put the full court press Hollywood production trying to make unlikable Kamala look like a rock star ✅

Then the fake news media blitz - ✅

Then the media tour ✅

Then the fake news polls and charts of her soaring (you are here) ✅

As predictable as the sun coming up in the morning.

And some people on our side are actually falling for it. lol

All of this is fake hype. None of it is real or organic.

After their fake news sugar high the next few weeks, it will be one big flop.

Because they have no foundation to stand on.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 09:02 PM (5p7BC)

324
WELL WELL WELL

Who is that, standing next to Kamala?

https://tinyurl.com/mtj36djb

Posted by: Don Black is boycotting the Olympics at July 26, 2024 09:02 PM (/7KEl)

325 Olympics?

Is that the one my wife takes for the diabeetus?

Oh and the one that fatuous celebrities take to lose weight, because they always seek the easy way out?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Shopping at Bloodbath and Beyond at July 26, 2024 09:03 PM (Ad8y9)

326
I'm pretty sure Kamala's name is derived from this movie scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0S8JZ6YO5c

Posted by: naturalfake at July 26, 2024 09:04 PM (eDfFs)

327 336
WELL WELL WELL

Who is that, standing next to Kamala?

https://tinyurl.com/mtj36djb
Posted by: Don Black is boycotting the Olympics at July 26, 2024 09:02 PM (/7KEl)

Steinmetz!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kaliforniastan at July 26, 2024 09:05 PM (QGaXH)

328 kamala, you saucy minx

https://tinyurl.com/2tffppmz

Posted by: Don Black is boycotting the Olympics at July 26, 2024 09:06 PM (/7KEl)

329 Malaventum- The place of bad events.

changed to

Beneventum- the place of good events.

After the last battle with Pyrrhus of Epirus.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2024 09:06 PM (PDf99)

330 61 6 If the flare was burning stuck up the flier's bung hole there would be more interest in the sport.

Posted by: torabora at July 26, 2024 07:05 PM (iUmfz)
----
I have a copy of an Internet video of a pantsless guy who stuck the stick of a firework rocket in his ass and lit the fuse. Unfortunately the rocket remained in his ass, no 'We have liftoff' ever occurred and much hopping around was observed as ass hairs burned, ass cheeks burned, ballsack burned, and much yelling also ensued.

Posted by: Ciampino - .45 caliber sword #10 at July 26, 2024 07:22 PM (qfLjt)


The Jackass guys did that, or something like it.

Posted by: BillyD at July 26, 2024 09:07 PM (Yt3ED)

331 Kammie,

I wanna party with you

https://tinyurl.com/yxs7favn

Posted by: Don Black is boycotting the Olympics at July 26, 2024 09:08 PM (/7KEl)

332 Who is that, standing next to Kamala?

https://tinyurl.com/mtj36djb
Posted by: Don Black is boycotting the Olympics at July 26, 2024 09:02 PM (/7KEl)

Srsly? It's like some kind of horrific Eyes Wide Shut thing going on with all of these fookers...

*narrows eyes, puts finger on chin*
wait a minute......

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Shopping at Bloodbath and Beyond at July 26, 2024 09:08 PM (Ad8y9)

333 Maldoon is the limerick guy, yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer is America First

With purposeful malapropisms.

Posted by: Miklos recalls Mrs. Malaprop at July 26, 2024 09:09 PM (1CnH+)

334 Kumala, blowing more holes than a 1940's Texas oil field

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 09:09 PM (5MvGY)

335 After the last battle with Pyrrhus of Epirus.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

It was a Victory!

Of sorts.

Posted by: Pyrrhus of Epirus at July 26, 2024 09:10 PM (1CnH+)

336 I must say I prefer the Chinese opening ceremonies. I do love Paris though.

Posted by: javems at July 26, 2024 09:10 PM (8I4hW)

337 Malcolm X.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 26, 2024 09:10 PM (L/fGl)

338 314 We win, plan accordingly
They win, plan accordingly
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 08:55 PM (5MvGY
There it is.

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2024 09:11 PM (LHPAg)

339 The Malympics open ceremony had Trannies parodying the Last Supper. 100% Woke.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 09:11 PM (pFQ77)

340 340 kamala, you saucy minx

https://tinyurl.com/2tffppmz
Posted by: Don Black is boycotting the

For the love of all, when you wear a dress like that, and you have assets, use flipping boob tape. No need to look…like this.

Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2024 09:11 PM (pZEOD)

341 Malcolm X.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Will the Revolution be Televised?

Posted by: Gil-Scott Miklos-Heron at July 26, 2024 09:12 PM (1CnH+)

342 It was a Victory!

Of sorts.
Posted by: Pyrrhus of Epirus at July 26, 2024 09:10 PM (1CnH+)

You never got us down, Ray!

Posted by: Rome at July 26, 2024 09:12 PM (PDf99)

343 321 Trump just announced that he's going back to Butler PA for another rally. This man fights
--------
In honour of the murdered firefighter -- Corey Comperatore.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 08:58 PM (
A man of honor.

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2024 09:12 PM (LHPAg)

344 I wonder when the rally is going to be?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2024 09:13 PM (PDf99)

345 In the You Can Not Make This Shit Up department:

An Arizona man named Keanu Dude has been accused of starting a huge wildfire by torching an American flag.

Posted by: Fd at July 26, 2024 09:14 PM (vFG9F)

346 Maldoon is the limerick writer in the alternate universe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2024 09:14 PM (63Dwl)

347 Hmmm, 6 hour drive. Doable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2024 09:14 PM (PDf99)

348 359 Maldoon is the limerick writer in the alternate universe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2024 09:14 PM (63Dwl)

The little goatee gives him away.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2024 09:15 PM (PDf99)

349 Maldoom??

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 09:16 PM (wse2C)

350 349 Maldoom??
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 09:16 PM (wse2C)

No, that's mirror universe Monty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2024 09:17 PM (PDf99)

351 6 hour drive. Doable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Don't go giving Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen no ideas.

Posted by: Miklos has his hands full, so to speak at July 26, 2024 09:17 PM (1CnH+)

352 How lame is Billy Joel?

-
He stole from a wandering minstrel.

https://is.gd/jLeXpr

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 26, 2024 09:17 PM (L/fGl)

353 Fu*k you France and fu*k you IOC.
And I hate saying that because I love Paris...or at least the one I remember.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 09:18 PM (W/lyH)

354 Maldoon is the limerick writer in the alternate universe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2024 09:14 PM (63Dwl)

The little goatee gives him away.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work

Where does he keep his Stache?

Posted by: Miklos, and the World Wonders at July 26, 2024 09:18 PM (1CnH+)

355 Ahhhh...Jonathan Livingstone Seagull.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 09:19 PM (W/lyH)

356 No, that's mirror universe Monty.
------------
Yes.

[I was thinking of him too as I typed it.]

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 26, 2024 09:20 PM (wse2C)

357 Jonathan Livingstone Seagull.
Posted by: Diogenes

You found him!

Posted by: Henry Morton Stanley at July 26, 2024 09:21 PM (1CnH+)

358 Muldoon is the AoS Poet Laureate
Posted by: Don Black is boycotting the Olympic

Haven't seen him in a while.
Posted by: Braenyard


He drops by the ONT some nights. He was there on Wednesday.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2024 09:21 PM (DgGvY)

359 233 Mal in most languages means bad

Malaria is Mal (bad) and aria (a self-contained piece for one voice, with or without instrumental or orchestral accompaniment, normally part of a larger work.). They used to think it came from bad singing.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2024 08:34 PM (xCA6C)

Yes. But. In this instance, Mal- aria means "Bad Air," not bad singing.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 26, 2024 09:21 PM (Rbu5d)

360 The USA has the most Olympic medals with 1179.

I used to follow those stats like I still do with Nobel Prizes ( STEM categories).

Now I can't care any less .

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 09:22 PM (pFQ77)

361 360 The USA has the most Olympic medals with 1179.

I used to follow those stats like I still do with Nobel Prizes ( STEM categories).

Now I can't care any less .
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 09:22 PM (pFQ77)

When you intentionally suppress nationalism and pride in country for political/social reasons, it's hard to turn it back on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2024 09:23 PM (PDf99)

362 "And that little girl was me," she said.

Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2024 09:26 PM (i0F8b)

363 353 Fu*k you France and fu*k you IOC.
And I hate saying that because I love Paris...or at least the one I remember.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 09:18 PM (W/lyH)

It's still there, just staffed by, friendlier, Eastern Europeans.

Posted by: javems at July 26, 2024 09:26 PM (8I4hW)

364 Operative word, TonyPete, is "Trump"

Posted by: Jamaica at July 26, 2024 09:26 PM (zabUw)

365 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2024 09:23 PM (PDf99)

Yep they forced my hand. I don't know who picks our flag bearers but whoever it is shoving anti Americanism in our face.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 09:27 PM (pFQ77)

366 >>> Yep they forced my hand. I don't know who picks our flag bearers but whoever it is shoving anti Americanism in our face.

According to the broadcast today, the USA athletes picked their two flag bearers.

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2024 09:28 PM (QAK8m)

367 Maybe they’re trying to make Paris look really bad so the muzzies go somewhere else?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2024 09:28 PM (u73oe)

368 And I noticed they had a golden calf there because of course they did.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2024 09:30 PM (u73oe)

369 What was the WWI / immediate post-WWI song?

"...how you going to keep the boys down on the farm, once they've seen ol' gay Par-ee?"

Something like that.

Bet those 1900s boys sure had no idea that "gay" would come to mean what we saw, today.

And could not be unseen.

I left after 30 min. of it on the teevee... went to a local pub and enjoyed a cigar.

It was the more civilized thing to do.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 26, 2024 09:31 PM (kQgoX)

370 According to the broadcast today, the USA athletes picked their two flag bearers.
Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2024 09:28 PM (QAK8m)

Even worse then and I don't feel bad about rooting against them. I know most people don't agree but in my mind we've split into two countries.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 09:31 PM (pFQ77)

371 I love Paris...or at least the one I remember.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 09:18 PM (W/lyH)
---
I was frankly more enamored of France outside of Paris. Nice people. Most spoke some English. Many spoke some German. which was good because I spoke no French. We managed to communicate.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Shopping at Bloodbath and Beyond at July 26, 2024 09:31 PM (Ad8y9)

372 Breaking News:
Olympian Fat Shesus has just won the Gold in the stationary
fat fuck competition scoring a new worlds record in the Skank Ho classless class.

Posted by: Vincent Spataro at July 26, 2024 09:32 PM (Rl/HN)

373 Ahhh finished my work, Friday night, now I can kick back and enjoy the Olympics

Five minutes later……

What in the poofsie fuckabutt of groomville did I just watch

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 26, 2024 09:32 PM (DBZuM)

374 Legend

https://x.com/SteveInmanUIC/status/
1816779111659942385

Posted by: Don Black is boycotting the Olympics at July 26, 2024 09:34 PM (/7KEl)

375 I made it about 10 minutes of the Games. Annnnnnd, I'm done. Nope, nope, nope.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2024 09:34 PM (5Seyi)

376 341 Malcolm X.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Will the Revolution be Televised?
Posted by: Gil-Scott Miklos-Heron at July 26, 2024 09:12 PM (1CnH
Of course, by the Ministry of Truth. That is, until the broadcast system’s liberated by patriots.

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2024 09:34 PM (LHPAg)

377 345 In the You Can Not Make This Shit Up department:

An Arizona man named Keanu Dude has been accused of starting a huge wildfire by torching an American flag.
Posted by: Fd



Whoa...

Is it bad that stories like this just don't phase me anymore? I almost expect it now.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 26, 2024 09:35 PM (yKhjs)

378 From what I am gathering from comments: Do not fucking bother one iota about the fucking Olympics.

Did I get this right?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Shopping at Bloodbath and Beyond at July 26, 2024 09:35 PM (Ad8y9)

379 30 years from now.

You were an Olympic athlete?
Yep.
Which games?
Paris 2024
Geez Frank, I didn’t know you’re gay.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2024 09:36 PM (u73oe)

380 I did not even know the Olympics were going on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2024 09:36 PM (PDf99)

381 An Arizona man named Keanu Dude has been accused of starting a huge wildfire by torching an American flag.
Posted by: Fd

Have to admit I think Keanu Dude is an awesome name.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 09:37 PM (pFQ77)

382 "Have to admit I think Keanu Dude is an awesome name.
Posted by: polynikes "

It would be a great American name except for that flag thing.

Posted by: Fd at July 26, 2024 09:38 PM (vFG9F)

383 Have to admit I think Keanu Dude is an awesome name.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 09:37 PM (pFQ77)

Agree. Reluctantly...

Posted by: Billy Bad-Ass at July 26, 2024 09:38 PM (Ad8y9)

384
RAMZPAUL
@ramzpaul
Call me crazy, but I doubt France would mock Muhammad at the Olympics.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 26, 2024 09:38 PM (TGPs7)

385 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Shopping at Bloodbath and Beyond at July 26, 2024 09:35 PM (Ad8y9)

I’m rooting for any team playing against the US women’s soccer lesbians.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 26, 2024 09:38 PM (55boN)

386 222 What's this about having sex with couches? I can explain...

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 26, 2024 08:28 PM (PiwSw)
----
Careful, you may mistake Dr. Jill for a couch.

Posted by: Ciampino - .45 caliber sword #13 at July 26, 2024 09:39 PM (qfLjt)

387 That is, until the broadcast system’s liberated by patriots.
Posted by: Eromero

There is actually a book about this.

"Coup d"etat, a Practical Handbook" by Edward Luttwak.

Read that in kollidge, suspect people have been updating.

Posted by: Miklos recalls again at July 26, 2024 09:39 PM (1CnH+)

388
How does one "start" a "wildfire?"

In the olden days, we used to call it "arson."

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 09:40 PM (20qmF)

389 I love Paris...or at least the one I remember.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 09:18 PM (W/lyH)
---
I was frankly more enamored of France outside of Paris. Nice people. Most spoke some English. Many spoke some German. which was good because I spoke no French. We managed to communicate.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Shopping at Bloodbath and Beyond at July 26, 2024 09:31 PM (Ad8y9)
***

Absolutely agree. Loved Paris, but the rest of the country was excellent. Always had a good time there. Even once as the ONLY Boeing guy in Toulouse, HQs of Airbus.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 09:40 PM (W/lyH)

390 Here is what one flag bearer , Coco Gauff recently said in an interview in Italy.

Gauff , a BLM supporter told the Associated Press that it is “a crazy time to be a Floridian, especially a Black one at that.’’

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 09:41 PM (pFQ77)

391 227 How do we start a rumor that Schumer had sex with a La-Z-Boy?

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2024 08:32 PM (vFG9F)
----
Well a La-z-boy has a thing that goes up .......

Posted by: Ciampino - .45 caliber sword #14 at July 26, 2024 09:41 PM (qfLjt)

392 I feel bad for the athletes. This is not the Olympics they have dreamed about since they were little kids. This is not the Olympics they have trained, and sweated and bled for.

The IOC who thought this was acceptable should be hung.

The idea of having the athletes parade through the city on boats on the river was pretty cool though.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 09:42 PM (wined)

393 There is actually a book about this.

"Coup d"etat, a Practical Handbook" by Edward Luttwak.

Read that in kollidge, suspect people have been updating.
Posted by: Miklos recalls again at July 26, 2024 09:39 PM (1CnH
My brother, read anything by John Wesley, Rawles. He shows the very future we’re starting in on right now.

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2024 09:42 PM (LHPAg)

394 Absolutely agree. Loved Paris, but the rest of the country was excellent. Always had a good time there. Even once as the ONLY Boeing guy in Toulouse, HQs of Airbus.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 09:40 PM (W/lyH

I assume you didn't visit any of the No Go Zones.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 09:42 PM (pFQ77)

395 Look at my hash!!! I've been WINED!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 09:43 PM (wined)

396 Bwahahahaha! Wish I could give it to Ben Had!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 09:43 PM (wined)

397 When the communist Beijing opening ceremony were less of a crapshow, ya messed up. At least that was PG rated.

Menage a trois, blasphemous drag show, imagine, and decapitated women. They were small pieces of the show, but that's what will be remembered. The minions and the museum can't save it.

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2024 09:43 PM (zi3Hl)

398 nurse, give ya 50 bucks for it!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 09:44 PM (5MvGY)

399 When I was at Fort Sill, there was a buck sergeant on the grenade range who called everyone "Sport Billy." he was a dipshit.

I kinda became jaded about the Army very quickly. My buddies wondered how I breezed through Basic so easily.

A: PT all the time
B: They're just messing with you.
C: Master your weapon
D: this makes for a good soldier.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Shopping at Bloodbath and Beyond at July 26, 2024 09:45 PM (Ad8y9)

400 395 Look at my hash!!! I've been WINED!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 09:43 PM (wined)

Nice. You just need to find 'dined.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2024 09:45 PM (PDf99)

401 FBI known sex with rats Peter Strzok gets $1.2 million payday from DOJ.

Posted by: torabora at July 26, 2024 09:45 PM (iUmfz)

402 359 233 Mal in most languages means bad

Malaria is Mal (bad) and aria (a self-contained piece for one voice, with or without instrumental or orchestral accompaniment, normally part of a larger work.). They used to think it came from bad singing.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2024 08:34 PM (xCA6C)

Yes. But. In this instance, Mal- aria means "Bad Air," not bad singing.


I know. It was just a silly joke.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2024 09:45 PM (xCA6C)

403 How does one "start" a "wildfire?"




"raises hand"

Posted by: Michael Martin Murphey at July 26, 2024 09:46 PM (1CnH+)

404 I feel bad for the Olympic swimmers who will get staph infections competing in the Parisian River Le Pew

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 26, 2024 09:46 PM (DBZuM)

405 TCM had some documentaries on earlier Olympics and I've been enjoying the one on LA's 1984 Olympics (over five hours!).

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 26, 2024 09:46 PM (kpS4V)

406
Gauff , a BLM supporter told the Associated Press that it is “a crazy time to be a Floridian, especially a Black one at that.’’
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 09:41 PM (pFQ77)


Stupid.
You're on an international stage and trust me, the rest of the world couldn't give a Tinker's Damn you're black.
Idiot.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 09:46 PM (W/lyH)

407 Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2024 09:43 PM (zi3Hl)

I didn't think it could get worse than the London Olympics opening ceremony which was a tribute to the NHS.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 09:47 PM (pFQ77)

408 Aetius! I wish. The last time I had a date on the calendar, I ended up on the ER and emergency surgery.

Nope. No more dating for me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 09:47 PM (wined)

409 I feel bad for the athletes. This is not the Olympics they have dreamed about since they were little kids. This is not the Olympics they have trained, and sweated and bled for.

The IOC who thought this was acceptable should be hung.


Wokeness defiles everything it comes into contact with.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 26, 2024 09:48 PM (mH6SG)

410 In Spanish, "malo" means bad. Like, um... Gabriel MaLor.

In Yucatecan Mayan however, ma-lo means "good".

Posted by: Miklos, Bishabel! at July 26, 2024 09:49 PM (1CnH+)

411 Look at my hash!!! I've been WINED!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 09:43 PM (wined)

Heh!
Nurse hooks up with a hot date and she will be wined, dined, and reclined!
Unless it's some math guy in which case it will be sined, and thats a real mood killer.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 09:49 PM (W/lyH)

412 Heh!
Nurse hooks up with a hot date and she will be wined, dined, and reclined!
Unless it's some math guy in which case it will be sined, and thats a real mood killer.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 09:49 PM (W/lyH)

Not if she cosines.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2024 09:50 PM (PDf99)

413 340. For the love of all, when you wear a dress like that, and you have assets, use flipping boob tape. No need to look…like this.
Posted by: Piper

True now, true then. That was decades ago when she was sharing with Sis, or something. 🤷

Posted by: L - If... (Cellphone) at July 26, 2024 09:51 PM (LL19j)

414 LeBron James was the other flag bearer. Shouldn't he have marched with China's flag?

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 09:51 PM (pFQ77)

415 Unfortunately, I'm betting that many of these athletes are a-okay with this bullshit.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 26, 2024 09:52 PM (mH6SG)

416 I discovered Strzok on one of the socials and managed to get in a criticism from the hoi polloi and he blocked me.

It's the only time I know I got to annoy one of the rats.

Posted by: torabora at July 26, 2024 09:52 PM (iUmfz)

417 378 From what I am gathering from comments: Do not fucking bother one iota about the fucking Olympics.

Did I get this right?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Shopping at Bloodbath and Beyond at July 26, 2024 09:35 PM (Ad8y9)

You can watch singular sports live, mostly without commentary, if you have a free trial of Peacock...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 26, 2024 09:52 PM (exHjb)

418 Unfortunately, I'm betting that many of these athletes are a-okay with this bullshit.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 26, 2024 09:52 PM (mH6SG)

Definitely the women's soccer team.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 09:52 PM (pFQ77)

419 Unfortunately, I'm betting that many of these athletes are a-okay with this bullshit.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 26, 2024 09:52 PM (mH6SG)


They're on the boats. They have no idea. They will hear about it from their families.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 09:53 PM (W/lyH)

420 I feel bad for the athletes. This is not the Olympics they have dreamed about since they were little kids. This is not the Olympics they have trained, and sweated and bled for.

The IOC who thought this was acceptable should be hung.


Wokeness defiles everything it comes into contact with.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 26, 2024 09:48 PM (mH6SG)
---
I agree. I am already reading stuff about the even-worse-than-spartan conditions regarding sleeping quarters, food, etc.

I spit on the Olympics. Killing something that was once the pinnacle of athletics.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Shopping at Bloodbath and Beyond at July 26, 2024 09:53 PM (Ad8y9)

421 How does one "start" a "wildfire?"
Posted by: Soothsayer is America First


* smiles knowingly *

Posted by: Paolo at July 26, 2024 09:53 PM (DgGvY)

422 415 Unfortunately, I'm betting that many of these athletes are a-okay with this bullshit.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

I don't think that's fair.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 09:54 PM (TbUYH)

423 Nope. No more dating for me.
Posted by: nurse ratched

We are now open to all

Spanky and the Gang

Posted by: The He-Man Woman Haters' Club just got a Federal Grant at July 26, 2024 09:55 PM (1CnH+)

424 I agree. I am already reading stuff about the even-worse-than-spartan conditions regarding sleeping quarters, food, etc.

I spit on the Olympics. Killing something that was once the pinnacle of athletics.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Shopping at Bloodbath and Beyond at July 26, 2024 09:53 PM (Ad8y9)

Plant-based food for athletes was a choice...apparently they ran out of chicken and eggs immediately, while plant proteins suffered and athletes went to Parisian restaurants...apparently, after the bad national press, they are trying to source more chicken and egg protein...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 26, 2024 09:55 PM (exHjb)

425 Not if she cosines.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2024 09:50 PM (PDf99)


Then she's off on a tangent.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 09:55 PM (W/lyH)

426 I only saw a few minutes of that gay-as-shit opening ceremony. Fucking awful. I would be pissed if I were an athlete training my whole life and that embarassing spectacle was the opener. Globohomopedo must be destroyed...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 26, 2024 09:56 PM (ddiah)

427 So I got a traffic ticket and saw Vizzini today so I don't know if this was a good day or bad day.

Leaning towards bad day because I got two points on my license.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2024 09:56 PM (yk7js)

428 The Olympic Village has been known as Hook Up Central for decades now.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 09:57 PM (pFQ77)

429 How does one "start" a "wildfire?"
Posted by: Soothsayer is America First

* smiles knowingly *
Posted by: Paolo at July 26, 2024 09:53 PM (DgGvY)

----------------

"She ran riding Wildfire ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 26, 2024 09:57 PM (WlJra)

430 424 I agree. I am already reading stuff about the even-worse-than-spartan conditions regarding sleeping quarters, food, etc.

I spit on the Olympics. Killing something that was once the pinnacle of athletics.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Shopping at Bloodbath and Beyond at July 26, 2024 09:53 PM (Ad8y9)

Plant-based food for athletes was a choice...apparently they ran out of chicken and eggs immediately, while plant proteins suffered and athletes went to Parisian restaurants...apparently, after the bad national press, they are trying to source more chicken and egg protein...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 26, 2024 09:55 PM (exHjb)

PS - And one Phillipine female gymnast with a tree nut allergy had an anaphylactic reaction to an unknown food allergen (and plant based food uses tree nuts in EVERYTHING) - thankfully, she had her epi, but her Olympic chances, which were small, are now about zero...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 26, 2024 09:57 PM (exHjb)

431 Vegetarian Olympics? How is that "a choice?"

Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2024 09:57 PM (jJVsK)

432 I spit on the Olympics. Killing something that was once the pinnacle of athletics.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

I SPEET ON ZEES!!

Observez-vous

I AM NOW SPEET

Attende

SPEET

Posted by: le Mikleuse at July 26, 2024 09:58 PM (1CnH+)

433 431 Vegetarian Olympics? How is that "a choice?"
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2024 09:57 PM (jJVsK)

Vegan foods - they ran out of eggs, too...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 26, 2024 09:58 PM (exHjb)

434 I don't think that's fair.

Maybe not. Just remember that most of them are in their twenties, or younger. They have already been indoctrinated. The wokeness is accepted as normal. Just my opinion.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 26, 2024 09:58 PM (mH6SG)

435 Unfortunately, I'm betting that many of these athletes are a-okay with this bullshit.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

I don't think that's fair.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 09:54 PM (TbUYH)

Concur with Nurse.
The athletes had/have no idea what the tv is showing. They're having fun. The IOC and producers are responsible for the content of the show, and they sandbagged all the athletes. Once the Palestinian contingent figure it out, watch out.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 09:58 PM (W/lyH)

436 I wonder how many of the olympic meals contain unadvertised cricket meal.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 26, 2024 09:59 PM (ddiah)

437 Vegetarian Olympics? How is that "a choice?"
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2024 09:57 PM (jJVsK)

I'm sure the weight lifting athletes were thrilled.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 09:59 PM (pFQ77)

438 Unfortunately, I'm betting that many of these athletes are a-okay with this bullshit.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
---
Disagree. Heartily disagree. these are young people singularly focused to being the best at what they excel at. They likely have no clue about anything political.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Shopping at Bloodbath and Beyond at July 26, 2024 10:00 PM (Ad8y9)

439 When did they run out of meat is also a question. How is a vegetarian Olympics "a choice"?

You have to bring your own chow?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2024 10:00 PM (jJVsK)

440 Yikes... So the Gates Of Hell hath opened. In Paris.

Whadda day, whadda day.

Posted by: JQ at July 26, 2024 10:00 PM (njWTi)

441 Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 09:58 PM (W/lyH)

Our athletes chose two BLM and at least one Antifa supporter to be our flag bearers.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 10:01 PM (pFQ77)

442 You have to bring your own chow?
Posted by: Common Tater

Or a Chow-chow, if you're Obama

Posted by: Le Mikleuse mes chers amis at July 26, 2024 10:01 PM (1CnH+)

443 Pate de crickette

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 10:01 PM (5MvGY)

444 Sorry for the poor grammar in my previous poat.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Shopping at Bloodbath and Beyond at July 26, 2024 10:02 PM (Ad8y9)

445 Guess I'll just shut up and sit down. Won't be the first time. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 26, 2024 10:02 PM (mH6SG)

446 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Shopping at Bloodbath and Beyond at July 26, 2024 10:00 PM (Ad8y9)

Sorry but that's wishful thinking. I agree it's not all the athletes but it's a significant percentage.

Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 10:03 PM (pFQ77)

447 * pats cushion for Notorious BFD to come sit by me*

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 10:04 PM (5MvGY)

448 Our athletes chose two BLM and at least one Antifa supporter to be our flag bearers.
Posted by: polynikes


I'm certain the outcome of that "election" wasn't already determined by the USOC.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 10:04 PM (TCtev)

449 366 >>> Yep they forced my hand. I don't know who picks our flag bearers but whoever it is shoving anti Americanism in our face.

According to the broadcast today, the USA athletes picked their two flag bearers.
Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2024 09:28 PM (QAK8m)

This factoid will be conveniently ignored.

Posted by: If only Comrade Stalin knew at July 26, 2024 10:04 PM (5NDL0)

450 *waves to Ben Had*

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 26, 2024 10:06 PM (mH6SG)

451 I will close with this. I have always loved the Olympic games. In fact, I once competed (when dinosaurs roamed the Earth) in the Olympic trials for the 1976 Montreal games. Alas, it was not meant to be but I hold these athletes in great esteem. Just hate to see TPTB spoil the festivities.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 26, 2024 10:14 PM (mH6SG)

452 I liked that surfing penguin video. Which of course immediately lead to a certain song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgmh0BjLKVM

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 27, 2024 01:36 AM (W+kMI)

453 Canceling Peacock in the morning. We got it so we could get extra coverage of the Olympics, because we are big fans. We prefer the Winter Games, but we both just love everything about them.
What an absolute shit-show. All y'all who know me here know I'm far from a prude, but my God. I don't want to see a threesome start in the French National Library, I don't want to see thectwo guys kissing each other with the woman between them
WTF?! And yes, the blasphemous parody was terrible, but when you slow the video down and realize the guy standing directly next to the little girl has his dick hanging out of his pants.. these mother fuckers filmed live child pron, and broadcasted it to 1 billion people all over the world. I've been crying all night.
https://x.com/aditiasuseno/status/1816966687482347727?s=19

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 27, 2024 02:38 AM (Vvh2V)

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