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Secret Service Confesses Incompetence, Tells Trump It Can't Protect Him In the Outdoors

Isn't that convenient? They're telling Trump he has to stop holding large outdoor rallies.

Also known as "Trump's greatest campaign promotion tool."

How nicely this works out for the Deep State and Democrat-Media Regime! Allow him to be shot, and then tell him he can no longer build voter enthusiasm for the election!

[D]o we really want to give the Secret Service a kind of Peter Principle* veto power on political rallies -- especially after the breathtaking incompetence on display in Butler County, PA? Somehow, the failure to secure an easily accessible roofline 130 yards from the stage doesn't sound like an esoteric point of failure for a supposedly world-class personal-protection operation, nor a signal of indoor excellence:

[Washington Post:]

Secret Service officials encouraged Donald Trump's campaign to stop scheduling large outdoor rallies and other outdoor events with big crowds after the assassination attempt on the former president in Butler, Pa., according to people familiar with the matter.

In the aftermath of the shooting, agents from the Secret Service communicated their concerns about large outdoor rallies going forward to Trump campaign advisers, three people familiar with the matter said. ...

For upcoming events, Trump's team is scouting indoor venues, such as basketball arenas and other large spaces where thousands of people can fit, people familiar with the request said. The campaign is not currently planning any large outdoor events, a person close to Trump said.

NBC "News" is reporting that Trump has decided that the Secret Service's lethal incompetence requires him to abandon the rallies that are so central to his electoral strategy.

Former President Donald Trump plans to stop holding outdoor rallies like the one where he was shot during an assassination attempt this month in Butler, Pennsylvania, according to two sources familiar with his campaign's operations.

The sources said current plans are to hold indoor rallies, but they also said it's possible Trump will participate in smaller outdoor events or larger rallies in facilities where entrances are more fully controlled and there are not issues with high ground nearby, like stadiums.

Trump campaign spokesman Steven Cheung declined to comment on Trump's security measures and referred questions to the Secret Service.

A spokesperson for the Secret Service did not immediately respond to a request for comment Tuesday night.

The Secret Service is going to need all of its agents to protect the Second Husband, Kamala's cuck, of course. So they just can't assign the resources necessary to protect the front-running Once and Future President. Oh, drat!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:40 PM




Comments

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1
Weaponized incompetence

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2024 05:42 PM (1Nxff)

2 Trump should just get Eric Prince on the phone stat.

After 7/13 probably not a bad idea either way

Posted by: Jollyroger at July 24, 2024 05:43 PM (s2dbP)

3 SS can't work outside but postmen do six days a week.

Posted by: torabora at July 24, 2024 05:43 PM (0Gnoc)

4 Sponge!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 24, 2024 05:43 PM (2ZFHC)

5 Planned malfeasance

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2024 05:43 PM (lX8VI)

6 How convenient.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 24, 2024 05:43 PM (jGGMD)

7 Trump has to find venues with no sloped roofs within a 500m radius...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2024 05:43 PM (ynpvh)

8
I now own this thread. You may all osculate my podiatric extremity.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2024 05:43 PM (1Nxff)

9 What a miracle. Two campaigns in a row where Trump couldn't hold outdoor rallies. First a crazy natural virus escapes a market, then some lone nut decides to try and make history. What are the CHANCES?

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2024 05:44 PM (lX8VI)

10 Inside venues are only as safe as the outside of the buildings they're held in.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2024 05:44 PM (ynpvh)

11 I see the USSS is doubling down on their incompetence.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 24, 2024 05:44 PM (tT6L1)

12 So, they dialed it up to 11, and now can't turn it down? That's what I'm hearing right now.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 24, 2024 05:44 PM (bFId9)

13 What would you say you do here?

Posted by: Bob at July 24, 2024 05:45 PM (Z8Yh2)

14 Kumala's a much harder assassination target; she's often on her knees with someone in front of her...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2024 05:46 PM (ynpvh)

15 This taking away his most potent weapon. Trump should pay for his own security and continue to rock the large venues.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 24, 2024 05:46 PM (U+vfz)

16 Can't they put Trump in a bulletproof bubble, like the Popemobile?

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2024 05:46 PM (vFG9F)

17 Not a high level of service and that's no secret.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2024 05:46 PM (krQz2)

18 Trump should hire Tyrus.

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2024 05:46 PM (v0R5T)

19
Hmmmm. These inside venues are unsafe as well. Can't guarantee your safety. Can, you know, just deliver speeches from a bunker? Worked for Joe!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2024 05:46 PM (1Nxff)

20 The Left: Our Side is Too Demented and Violent to Be Protected From

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2024 05:46 PM (lX8VI)

21 Oh, and another word, as Words are God's Magic, and make Reality, is 'encouraged' to not do something. In fact, the Word, which some retarded dopes seem to think is Reality, is:
'Discouraged'.

Get over this Word Magic, WTF.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 24, 2024 05:46 PM (bFId9)

22 If Trump wins he needs to fire all the decision makers in the SS, starting with the top.

Posted by: Ciampino - Our Useless SS #01 at July 24, 2024 05:46 PM (qfLjt)

23 I think it's a horrible idea for Trump to stop the outdoor rallies.

Totally deflates any gains from a week ago, overshadows it with the appearance of fear.

"Fight, fight, fight!" doesn't go with "but only if it's safe."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2024 05:47 PM (5EIGx)

24 Democrats dialed the hate up and it conveniently affects PDT's ability to campaign.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 24, 2024 05:47 PM (tT6L1)

25 A bomb would do a lot more damage indoors.

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2024 05:47 PM (vFG9F)

26 8
I now own this thread. You may all osculate my podiatric extremity.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2024 05:43 PM (1Nxff)

What's that about your toes?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2024 05:47 PM (ynpvh)

27 And the FBI may never know the motivation behind this (tm).

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2024 05:47 PM (v0R5T)

28 Trump should pay for his own security and continue to rock the large venues.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 24, 2024 05:46 PM (U+vfz)
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"You guys in the SS can stand back and watch professionals in action--you might learn something."

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2024 05:47 PM (krQz2)

29 Wait, is the USSS saying they can't, or, won't protect PDT?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 24, 2024 05:48 PM (tT6L1)

30 9 What a miracle. Two campaigns in a row where Trump couldn't hold outdoor rallies. First a crazy natural virus escapes a market, then some lone nut decides to try and make history. What are the CHANCES?

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2024 05:44 PM


2-for-2?

I believe a third time confirms it is the result of "enemy action".

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 24, 2024 05:48 PM (Q4Dc6)

31 This would mean they can't protect the President at any outdoor event.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 24, 2024 05:48 PM (xjTDL)

32 Flavors

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 24, 2024 05:48 PM (JRP2U)

33 8
I now own this thread. You may all osculate my podiatric extremity.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2024 05:43 PM (1Nxff)
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I;ll do that but stochastically.

Posted by: Ciampino - Our Useless SS #02 at July 24, 2024 05:48 PM (qfLjt)

34 Secret Service Confesses Incompetence, Tells Trump It Can't Protect Him In the Outdoors


Retired Seals can.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 24, 2024 05:48 PM (i5o5u)

35 Missed it by that much

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 24, 2024 05:48 PM (JRP2U)

36 And the FBI may never know the motivation behind this (tm).
Posted by: wth at July 24, 2024 05:47 PM (v0R5T)
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But they've already guessed at the motivation for the "next right-wing retaliation"!

It's where they are spending all their energy.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2024 05:48 PM (krQz2)

37 Can't they put Trump in a bulletproof bubble, like the Popemobile?
Posted by: fd at July 24, 2024 05:46 PM (vFG9F)
......

or fly Baby Trump balloons to distract and confuse the shooters?

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2024 05:48 PM (v0R5T)

38 Hmmmm. These inside venues are unsafe as well. Can't guarantee your safety. Can, you know, just deliver speeches from a bunker? Worked for Joe!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2024 05:46 PM (1Nxff)
___________________

In fact, we can't guarantee your safety in a bunker, either. How about campaigning by Zoom?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2024 05:49 PM (YqDXo)

39 In Orthodox Christianity, we don't think Words create Reality. That is Pagan nonsense.

It is literally gibberish with no meaning.

Acts have meaning.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 24, 2024 05:49 PM (bFId9)

40 Out source protection to Eric Prince!

Posted by: Richard W Cutts at July 24, 2024 05:49 PM (GIJ7c)

41 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v= 6Rb9b8rYhII

Well Trump did Breaking 50 with Bryson DeChambeau

He has ways to reach voters.

I heard about this from lefty coworkers who love golf and were surprised that DJT did spout any hate. They were impressed with him and his game.

Posted by: Iris at July 24, 2024 05:49 PM (n3DL0)

42 25 A bomb would do a lot more damage indoors.

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2024 05:47 PM (vFG9F)

Indirectly my point in #10. Still have to PROTECT the OUTSIDE of a building. It's not like anybody's ever been assassinated entering a building, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2024 05:49 PM (ynpvh)

43 Trump should pay for his own security and continue to rock the large venues.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 24, 2024 05:46 PM (U+vfz)
---
"You guys in the SS can stand back and watch professionals in action--you might learn something."
Posted by: Axeman

If he gets private security, he should dismiss his Secret Service detail entirely until sworn in as President again. That saves the taxpayer money.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2024 05:49 PM (VNX3d)

44 Even the ARNP I support, who begins every sentence with a declaration of how much she loathes Trump, thinks this is ridiculous. She is NOT on board with Napolitano, the FBI or the SS and even the media to be truthful and forthcoming.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2024 05:49 PM (/4+vQ)

45 SS channeling Belushi in Blues Brothers "slanted roof , hot roof, sunburn , sun in our eyes , insects , inbred white supremacists, it's not our fault"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2024 05:49 PM (qejsy)

46 Secret Service Confesses Incompetence, Tells Trump It Can't Protect Him In the Outdoors

Pffttt.. Really? Hold my beer.
-Private Citizens of the MAGA movement.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 24, 2024 05:49 PM (Rl/HN)

47 We're outside on the corner of 4th and T every night for your needs.

Posted by: Hunter's Gal Pals at July 24, 2024 05:49 PM (0Gnoc)

48 39 In Orthodox Christianity, we don't think Words create Reality. That is Pagan nonsense.

It is literally gibberish with no meaning.

Acts have meaning.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 24, 2024 05:49 PM (bFId9)


Not even authentic frontier gibberish.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2024 05:49 PM (ynpvh)

49 This would mean they can't protect the President at any outdoor event.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 24, 2024 05:48 PM (xjTDL)
---
Just Trump.

Just like Kathy Hochul said.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2024 05:49 PM (krQz2)

50 An agency that can't do half of it's job.
Lovely.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 24, 2024 05:50 PM (elaR+)

51 Correct me if I am wrong, but Bush had some kind of bullet proof glass around him on various public speaking occasions ?

Posted by: runner at July 24, 2024 05:51 PM (V13WU)

52 22 If Trump wins he needs to fire all the decision makers in the SS, starting with the top.
Posted by: Ciampino


Fire? Like out of a cannon?

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 24, 2024 05:51 PM (i5o5u)

53 What the fuck?? Trump can clearly afford to hire a fucking hundred retired Seals and Green Berets.... just do it already, man!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 24, 2024 05:51 PM (5AVMW)

54 Greg Price
@greg_price11
People are currently burning the American flag in our nation’s capitol while yelling “Allahu Akbar.”

-
Not that they're anti-American or anti-Christian or anything.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 24, 2024 05:51 PM (L/fGl)

55 Hello, welcome to WalMart!

Posted by: Kim Cheatle at July 24, 2024 05:51 PM (woPEM)

56 An agency that can't do half of it's job.
Lovely.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 24, 2024 05:50 PM (elaR+)
---
Blew city capability is slowly being phased in at the federal level.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2024 05:51 PM (krQz2)

57 They get dizzy in the heat. They get frostbit in the cold. We have to do better.

Posted by: Dr. Jill at July 24, 2024 05:51 PM (0Gnoc)

58 50 An agency that can't do half of it's job.
Lovely.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 24, 2024 05:50 PM (elaR+)

The secret part, or the service part?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2024 05:51 PM (ynpvh)

59 Trump should be holding rallies in large sports stadiums across the country, giving the middle finger to and ditching the Secret Cervix (which he should have done eight years ago), and hire his own trusted private security details.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 24, 2024 05:51 PM (byFz+)

60

The random virus was two blocks from a bioweapon lab just like the lone nut happened to find a planet sized hole in Trump's protection.

It's like poetry... they rhyme.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2024 05:51 PM (lX8VI)

61 >>> Secret Service Confesses Incompetence, Tells Trump It Can't Protect Him In the Outdoors

Cannot or Will Not ?

Strongly leaning towards the later.
Which would also mean they won't protect him indoors too.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 24, 2024 05:51 PM (cOq4q)

62 Trump has a campaign event starting shortly

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 05:51 PM (/7KEl)

63 This would mean they can't protect the President at any outdoor event.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Including the inaugural parade and taking the oath of office?

Posted by: Cheri at July 24, 2024 05:52 PM (oiNtH)

64 And there's a Trump rally in North Carolina where he speaks at 6pm today.

Right Side Broadcasting has it on Youtube.

Posted by: Iris at July 24, 2024 05:52 PM (n3DL0)

65 Would it be so hard to have a plexiglass bulletproof something or other around him when he speaks? Several yards across, so he has some moving room. Get him in place behind the glass, he speaks, he is protected.

I feel like I can think up a hundred better ways for the SS to do their job than "Trump cancels all his rallies."

Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2024 05:52 PM (Eng1Z)

66 Not that they're anti-American or anti-Christian or anything.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 24, 2024 05:51 PM (L/fGl)
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Just like a MAGA to jump to those conclusions!

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2024 05:52 PM (krQz2)

67 Retired Seals can.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 24, 2024 05:48 PM (i5o5u)

Yep. 100%.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 24, 2024 05:52 PM (MkuC5)

68 Though, it may be the new director is putting his foot down and unwilling to take any chances until he knows what he's dealing with when it comes to his agents.

It may be the new director is no nonsense, knows how bad the training is and there's no way to turn things around overnight.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 24, 2024 05:52 PM (tT6L1)

69 this is a tragic mistake

can't he put together a really good private security force?!?!

he needs to still do outdoor rallies!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 24, 2024 05:52 PM (s3qiR)

70 Trump should surround himself with liberals (standing on boxes, if necessary).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2024 05:52 PM (YqDXo)

71 Leo Terrell on Fox Business just said Trump is going to get the largest %of the black vote on n the last 50 years. If that happens the cheat isn't going to help

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2024 05:52 PM (qejsy)

72 50 An agency that can't do half of it's job.
Lovely.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 24, 2024 05:50 PM


A mere 50% failure rate to perform your actual job is well BELOW the average of our other federal agencies.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 24, 2024 05:52 PM (Q4Dc6)

73 65 Would it be so hard to have a plexiglass bulletproof something or other around him when he speaks? Several yards across, so he has some moving room. Get him in place behind the glass, he speaks, he is protected.

I feel like I can think up a hundred better ways for the SS to do their job than "Trump cancels all his rallies."

Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2024 05:52 PM (Eng1Z)

Cancellation is the better option...for the Dems.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2024 05:53 PM (ynpvh)

74 Can't Keep Him in Court.

Can't Put Him in Jail.

Can't Kill Him.

...what else do they have left?

Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2024 05:53 PM (G91v8)

75 Barky had a dozen venues speaking behind bullet proof glass.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2024 05:53 PM (5MvGY)

76 36
But they've already guessed at the motivation for the "next right-wing retaliation"!

It's where they are spending all their energy.
Posted by: Axeman
.......

I think a lot of us had "Trump Assassination Attempt By Left Wing Lunatic" on our bingo cards six months ago.

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2024 05:53 PM (v0R5T)

77
The shut-down strategy will be much simpler to implement once Trump is behind bars.

Posted by: Auspex at July 24, 2024 05:53 PM (j4U/Z)

78 I'm available. I can help.

Posted by: Lynette Fromm at July 24, 2024 05:53 PM (0Gnoc)

79 the stuff that went on in DC today

my God

horrible

the Swamp is full of devils today

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 24, 2024 05:53 PM (s3qiR)

80 Washington Post: Secret Service encourages Trump campaign to stop outdoor rallies. Secret Service officials encouraged Donald Trump’s campaign to stop scheduling large outdoor rallies and other outdoor events with big crowds after the assassination attempt on the former president in Butler, Pa., according to people familiar with the matter.

He refuses to pay for indoor rallies. He wants cheap or free outdoor venues. They should simply announce they won't provide security for them anymore, period. Take that item off the menu, if they want protection, it has to be possible.

How long before he says: OK, indoor rallies only, but Secret Service pays for the venues? He's all about the 'reimbursement'. Thinks DEMs should reimburse GOP/Trump for all the anti-Biden junk they had made. Con men don't pay is probably the Trump family motto.

They encouraged him BEFORE the shooting. Trump doesn’t like indoor rallies because there is no BSing crowd size. If an indoor arena holds 10,000, that’s it. There’s no saying 20,000 were in attendance, it’s not possible.

Yeah, if rightwingers are going to keep taking shots at him, he should probably drop out.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 24, 2024 05:53 PM (B3pV/)

81 Sounds like "Election Interference" to me.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 24, 2024 05:54 PM (byFz+)

82 I do not believe Trump is going to stop holding large outdoor rallies. This sounds like wishcasting.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 24, 2024 05:54 PM (RkSNw)

83 I think a lot of us had "Trump Assassination Attempt By Left Wing Lunatic" on our bingo cards six months ago.
Posted by: wth at July 24, 2024 05:53 PM (v0R5T)
----------

It was the free square in the middle of my card.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 24, 2024 05:54 PM (tT6L1)

84 Can't Keep Him in Court.

Can't Put Him in Jail.

Can't Kill Him.

...what else do they have left?
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2024 05:53 PM (G91v


Second look at suitcase nukes?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 24, 2024 05:54 PM (5AVMW)

85 Serious, you Guys -


Their Budget is ONLY 3.2 Billion Dollars!

Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2024 05:54 PM (G91v8)

86 Last time around Trump was doing airport rallies

Roll up in his 7-30-whatever and wow the crowds

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 05:54 PM (/7KEl)

87 An agency that can't do half of it's job.
Lovely.
---
Please, stop being generous.

It's probably a lot more than half if DEI calcification is setting in.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2024 05:54 PM (krQz2)

88 74 Can't Keep Him in Court.

Can't Put Him in Jail.

Can't Kill Him.

...what else do they have left?

Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2024 05:53 PM (G91v

Sending him off the Space...oh, might not work as Musk supports him and NASA's incompetent...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2024 05:54 PM (ynpvh)

89 btw Gab just released info on Crooks - he had an account. all pro-Biden, so there you go. plus he was on Gab so, that's kind of nutty all on its own

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 24, 2024 05:54 PM (s3qiR)

90
...what else do they have left?

Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2024 05:53 PM (G91v

Hate to say it but his family.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2024 05:54 PM (lX8VI)

91 Live Trump rally.
https://rsbntv.maz.tv/apps/3578/139782

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 24, 2024 05:54 PM (Rl/HN)

92 Should Trump by some miracle still win the election he should fire everyone in DC all the way down to the janitor. There is nothing there left to preserve.

He should govern from Mar-a-Lago and let DC be overgrown with weeds as sometimes portrayed in dystopian sci-fi movies.

Posted by: Decaf at July 24, 2024 05:54 PM (unUNN)

93 Blue state govs and AGs would play all sorts of games with any non USSS security detail.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 24, 2024 05:55 PM (aVudl)

94 "Would it be so hard to have a plexiglass bulletproof something or other around him when he speaks?"

Every speech Obama gave had those.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 24, 2024 05:55 PM (MeG8a)

95 I heard about this from lefty coworkers who love golf and were surprised that DJT did spout any hate. They were impressed with him and his game.

18 foot putt on #18 for the win, consistent 270 yd drives left, right, down the middle, wherever he wanted them to go. They played from the reds but still...

Posted by: DanMan at July 24, 2024 05:55 PM (8uzBS)

96 Can't Keep Him in Court.

Can't Put Him in Jail.

Can't Kill Him.

...what else do they have left?
Posted by: garrett
.....

Seppuku

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2024 05:55 PM (v0R5T)

97 I'm available. I can help.
Posted by: Lynette Fromm at July 24, 2024 05:53 PM (0Gnoc)


Awww! The cutest of the Manson chicks! Good to hear from you!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 24, 2024 05:55 PM (5AVMW)

98 >>>
It may be the new director is no nonsense, knows how bad the training is and there's no way to turn things around overnight.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 24, 2024 05:52 PM (tT6L1)

In some ways that's much more depressing to consider.

Posted by: Max Power at July 24, 2024 05:55 PM (q177U)

99 Add me to the "Trump should start providing his own security" list. He can easily recruit a large and trustworthy force to protect him while letting the SS have 'core' area.

Posted by: KCSteve at July 24, 2024 05:55 PM (bxAlI)

100 Yeah, if rightwingers are going to keep taking shots at him, he should probably drop out.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 24, 2024 05:53 PM (B3pV/)

Projection ain't just a river in Egypt...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2024 05:56 PM (ynpvh)

101 6minutes that’s all you have.
McCormick ad in Pa senate race.
State champ wrestler, West Point, foreign war, entrepreneur.
Real man ad.
Jerk offs in my state would rather have do nothing silent Bob. Zero life accomplishments.

Posted by: Redenzo at July 24, 2024 05:56 PM (V/pbu)

102 Wow

really...? And people are just A ok with all of this?

If there was ANY doubt of the level to which our government (PUKE) is hostile to outsiders, it has been completely removed.

This is beyond the pale

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 24, 2024 05:56 PM (XLfSN)

103
This is like the ATC telling airlines they should keep their travel limited to the ground because they could no longer safely keep planes in the air.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 05:56 PM (j/vaj)

104
Well Trump did Breaking 50 with Bryson DeChambeau

He has ways to reach voters.

I heard about this from lefty coworkers who love golf and were surprised that DJT did spout any hate. They were impressed with him and his game.

Posted by: Iris at July 24, 2024 05:49 PM


Trump's swing did make me cringe. But his results of an eagle (2 under par) on a par 4 is kinda typical for him.

Looks bad, results good.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 24, 2024 05:56 PM (RKVpM)

105 ‘Very upset’ Obama doesn’t believe Kamala Harris can beat Trump, which is why he hasn’t endorsed her: sources

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 05:56 PM (/7KEl)

106 NBC "News" is reporting that Trump has decided that the Secret Service's lethal incompetence requires him to abandon the rallies that are so central to his electoral strategy.

Not to worry. When Judge Roland Freisler Merchan puts Trump in jail, the issue will become moot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2024 05:56 PM (+myjY)

107 Dog Pile!

The dog that didn't bark.

Posted by: Secret Service at July 24, 2024 05:57 PM (0Gnoc)

108 "Would it be so hard to have a plexiglass bulletproof something or other around him when he speaks?"

Every speech Obama gave had those.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 24, 2024 05:55 PM (MeG8a)
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Trump In A Box!

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2024 05:57 PM (krQz2)

109 Trump should hire Tyrus.
Posted by: wth at July 24, 2024 05:46 PM (v0R5T)

I saw a hell's angel on YouTube, who was saying that they would be glad to provide security to Trump.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 24, 2024 05:57 PM (RkSNw)

110 [From this morning:]

Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 14h
Election interference. This agency has a 3 billion dollar budget.

Trump should hire private security

Sean Davis @seanmdav 13h
This is a direct threat from the regime to Trump: if he doesn’t stop trying to win, they’ll make sure the next attacker doesn’t miss. We all know what they’re doing.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:43 AM (wse2C)

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 24, 2024 05:57 PM (byFz+)

111 A male Kamala.

https://is.gd/5yYKPR

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 24, 2024 05:57 PM (L/fGl)

112 >>> or fly Baby Trump balloons to distract and confuse the shooters?
Posted by: wth at July 24, 2024 05:48 PM (v0R5T)

Oh my, I loved those! They were not the gotcha the left thought they were. We need giant beach balls of those at Trump rallies.

Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2024 05:57 PM (Eng1Z)

113 An agency that can't do half of it's job.
Lovely.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 24, 2024 05:50 PM (elaR+)

The secret part, or the service part?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

The other half is investigating counterfeiting.
I was being far too generous.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 24, 2024 05:57 PM (elaR+)

114 ...what else do they have left?

Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2024 05:53 PM (G91v

Hate to say it but his family.
Posted by: ... at July 24, 2024 05:54 PM (lX8VI)

Unless it's a completely under-the-radar kidnapping/ ransom scenario, not sure that works....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 24, 2024 05:57 PM (5AVMW)

115 Dog Pile!

The dog that didn't bark.
Posted by: Secret Service at July 24, 2024 05:57 PM (0Gnoc)
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Somebody screwed the pooch.

Really bad operational discipline.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2024 05:57 PM (krQz2)

116 Doesn't this also add enormous costs to Trump's campaign? I imagine that renting out an arena is a lot more expensive than a big field. Secret Service's $3 Billion a year budget doesn't buy protection for a former President, I guess.

Posted by: Guy in Texas at July 24, 2024 05:57 PM (uiawK)

117 Dog Pile!

The dog that didn't bark.
Posted by: Secret Service at July 24, 2024 05:57 PM (0Gnoc)
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Somebody screwed the pooch.

Really bad operational discipline.
Posted by: Axeman

I bet it was Joey who screwed the pooch...

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2024 05:58 PM (VNX3d)

118 I find it interesting that the only federal agencies that seem competent to carry out their missions are the ones that harass and persecute its citizens.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2024 05:58 PM (+myjY)

119 I think the problem with Trump replacing the SS with his own security is that they won't have the same legal authority as the SS to take people out and coordinate with police etc.

Posted by: ryukyu at July 24, 2024 05:58 PM (lmKVt)

120 Fox News invites Donald Trump and Kamala Harris to September debate

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 05:58 PM (/7KEl)

121 111 A male Kamala.

https://is.gd/5yYKPR

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 24, 2024 05:57 PM (L/fGl)

A male Kumala is an Incubus; obviously Kumala would be Suck-you-bus.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2024 05:58 PM (ynpvh)

122 71 Leo Terrell on Fox Business just said Trump is going to get the largest %of the black vote on n the last 50 years. If that happens the cheat isn't going to help
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2024 05:52 PM (qejsy)

Yeah and our Blacks can drop box cheat just as well as Kamala's

Maybe we'll get USPS whisleblowers!1

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 24, 2024 05:59 PM (Rl/HN)

123 How much am I paying to guard/babysit Kamala' step-thing?

Posted by: Counting Pennies, Here at July 24, 2024 05:59 PM (CV8a5)

124 80 Yeah, if rightwingers are going to keep taking shots at him, he should probably drop out.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions


apparently, i haven't been paying enough attention to what the lefties are up to.

Posted by: anachronda at July 24, 2024 05:59 PM (oY6Yp)

125 Yeah, if rightwingers are going to keep taking shots at him, he should probably drop out.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

Wonder where they got that.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 24, 2024 05:59 PM (cOq4q)

126 108 "Would it be so hard to have a plexiglass bulletproof something or other around him when he speaks?"

Every speech Obama gave had those.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 24, 2024 05:55 PM (MeG8a)
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Trump In A Box!
Posted by: Axeman

It could have a slogan on it, like "Don't trust Feds" or "More reliable than the Secret Service".

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 24, 2024 05:59 PM (B3pV/)

127 ‘Very upset’ Obama doesn’t believe Kamala Harris can beat Trump, which is why he hasn’t endorsed her: sources
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 05:56 PM (/7KEl)

So the political Genius Obama had no idea there would be issues in dumping a presidential candidate in July AND his vice presidential candidate too?

what a maroon.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2024 05:59 PM (eoQWY)

128 Looks bad, results good.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 24, 2024 05:56 PM (RKVpM)

Trump in a nutshell

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2024 05:59 PM (lX8VI)

129 Including the inaugural parade and taking the oath of office

For thems you just put up fences, bring in the military, and keep the proles away.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at July 24, 2024 05:59 PM (8IblL)

130 NY Post has the Obama diss on Harris story as top story

Posted by: Jamaica at July 24, 2024 05:59 PM (IG7T0)

131 Fire? Like out of a cannon?

It’s raining men!

(That’s no man.)

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 24, 2024 05:59 PM (EXyHK)

132 117 Dog Pile!

The dog that didn't bark.
Posted by: Secret Service at July 24, 2024 05:57 PM (0Gnoc)
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Somebody screwed the pooch.

Really bad operational discipline.
Posted by: Axeman

I bet it was Joey who screwed the pooch...

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2024 05:58 PM (VNX3d)

Not the only think he's screwed.

Posted by: Ashley Biden at July 24, 2024 05:59 PM (ynpvh)

133 DEI in any organization operates like a virus.

The organization stop producing it's what made it vital and starts producing more DEI.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2024 05:59 PM (krQz2)

134 it it were an attempt on a Democrat, things would have gone WILDLY, and very violently in another direction.

This level of contempt is sick

oh but don't you worry!

that retarded fossil we call Chuck Grassley is writing a LETTER right now!!

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 24, 2024 06:00 PM (XLfSN)

135 The Secret Service is going to need all of its agents to protect the Second Husband, Kamala's cuck, of course. So they just can't assign the resources necessary to protect the front-running Once and Future President. Oh, drat!

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What about Secret Cervix protection for The First Bull, Willie Brown?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 24, 2024 06:00 PM (byFz+)

136 Fox News invites Donald Trump and Kamala Harris to September debate
Posted by: Don Black

Only if it is outdoors.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 24, 2024 06:00 PM (cOq4q)

137 Do we have any evidence that his outdoor rallies are his most effective tool? Yes, he's been doing them since the 2016 primaries, but at a certain point, what does another 50,000 person rally of existing supporters prove? I'm not excusing the USSS here, but I'm also not convinced this shouldn't be taken as a chance for the Trump campaign to try out new methods other than yet another rally where Trump riffs on whatever comes into his head for 90 minutes.

Posted by: the lower depths at July 24, 2024 06:00 PM (+b4rY)

138 Here- campaign from inside this cardboard box...it's the only way for you to be safe...

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 24, 2024 06:00 PM (mvURQ)

139 Yeah, if rightwingers are going to keep taking shots at him, he should probably drop out.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 24, 2024 05:53 PM (B3pV/)

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Rightwingers. LOL.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 24, 2024 06:00 PM (16NmB)

140 Yeah, if rightwingers are going to keep taking shots at him, he should probably drop out.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

apparently, i haven't been paying enough attention to what the lefties are up to.
Posted by: anachronda at July 24, 2024 05:59 PM (oY6Yp)

Word went out he registered R once to screw up a primary so now he's MAGA

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2024 06:00 PM (eoQWY)

141 Yeah, if rightwingers are going to keep taking shots at him, he should probably drop out.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 24, 2024 05:53 PM (B3pV/)
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Are they crazy or just stupid? Why would a right-winger try to shoot Trump?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2024 06:00 PM (YqDXo)

142 .. outdoors with just two actual SS guys for security.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 24, 2024 06:00 PM (cOq4q)

143 I think the problem with Trump replacing the SS with his own security is that they won't have the same legal authority as the SS to take people out and coordinate with police etc.
Posted by: ryukyu at July 24, 2024 05:58 PM (lmKVt)

Yeah, but I think their size, attitude, and armaments will negate any pissy bleating from the limp-wristed left.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 24, 2024 06:00 PM (5AVMW)

144 They'll do whatever it takes to keep him out of the WH.

Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2024 06:00 PM (LHPAg)

145 If the Dems want the black vote to stay home or vote Trump, drop Harris. I think it's theatre for making the convention seem legit.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 24, 2024 06:01 PM (IG7T0)

146 118 I find it interesting that the only federal agencies that seem competent to carry out their missions are the ones that harass and persecute its citizens.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2024 05:58 PM


Fascism is a "core competency" of most of the Democrats that actually staff the federal agencies.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 24, 2024 06:01 PM (Q4Dc6)

147 NBC "News" is reporting that Trump has decided that the Secret Service's lethal incompetence requires him to abandon the rallies that are so central to his electoral strategy.
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Oh, not the dangerous violent Left then. They have nothing to do with it?

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2024 06:01 PM (lX8VI)

148 You can't have DEI and excellence in the same organization - eventually DEI eats all the excellence. It can be no other way.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 24, 2024 06:01 PM (mvURQ)

149 Are they crazy or just stupid? Why would a right-winger try to shoot Trump?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2024 06:00 PM (YqDXo)


Forget it. He's rolling.

Posted by: Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman at July 24, 2024 06:01 PM (+myjY)

150 that retarded fossil we call Chuck Grassley is writing a LETTER right now!!

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 24, 2024 06:00 PM (XLfSN)

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Jim Jordan has just purchased some tear-away sleeves -- this is starting to get serious!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 24, 2024 06:02 PM (byFz+)

151 I saw a hell's angel on YouTube, who was saying that they would be glad to provide security to Trump.
Posted by: Redbanzai
......

Awesome. They should promise to publicly torture the next fucker that tries it.

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2024 06:02 PM (v0R5T)

152
Leo Terrell on Fox Business just said Trump is going to get the largest %of the black vote on n the last 50 years. If that happens the cheat isn't going to help
Posted by: Smell the Glove


I'll believe that when it happens.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2024 06:02 PM (63Dwl)

153 Do we have any evidence that his outdoor rallies are his most effective tool? Yes, he's been doing them since the 2016 primaries, but at a certain point, what does another 50,000 person rally of existing supporters prove? I'm not excusing the USSS here, but I'm also not convinced this shouldn't be taken as a chance for the Trump campaign to try out new methods other than yet another rally where Trump riffs on whatever comes into his head for 90 minutes.
Posted by: the lower depths at July 24, 2024 06:00 PM (+b4rY)

he'd probably do well with a podcast format, and you could bring in all the local luminaries just like he does at live shows. Shame that the voters don't get to have fun though.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2024 06:02 PM (eoQWY)

154 Yeah, if rightwingers are going to keep taking shots at him, he should probably drop out.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 24, 2024 05:53 PM (B3pV/)
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Are they crazy or just stupid? Why would a right-winger try to shoot Trump?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



They are deceitful.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 24, 2024 06:02 PM (i5o5u)

155 Occam's Razor: The Left are all insane.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Bay Area Stochastic Housekeeping Influencer at July 24, 2024 06:02 PM (PiwSw)

156 144 They'll do whatever it takes to keep him out of the WH.

Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2024 06:00 PM (LHPAg)

And if half the country is up in arms over it, they don't give a damn. I mean, we don't have F-16s or nukes, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2024 06:02 PM (ynpvh)

157 I saw a hell's angel on YouTube, who was saying that they would be glad to provide security to Trump.
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Sounds like it could work.

Posted by: The Rolling Stones at July 24, 2024 06:02 PM (P7Ufd)

158 Are they crazy or just stupid? Why would a right-winger try to shoot Trump?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2024 06:00 PM (YqDXo)
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And wouldn't it say something about either

1. How much "right-wingers" are "all alike"
2. How "right-wing" Trump is

But they never think. They just grab a passing thought and spew it.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2024 06:02 PM (krQz2)

159 I was just wondering who's Director of the Secret Service now, and according to CNN:

Secret Service Deputy Director Ronald Rowe has been tapped to lead the agency.

Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 06:03 PM (64Zez)

160
In Charles McCarry's Shelley's Heart, former President Franklin Mallory, who is a billionaire and contesting his election loss, has his own security, known as ♂/♀ since there's a man and a woman pair working as a team.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2024 06:03 PM (1Nxff)

161 Nadler blamed the attack on Trump on Trump.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2024 06:03 PM (63Dwl)

162 If only the voters would vote for the right people we wouldn't have to carry out all these shenanigans!

Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at July 24, 2024 06:03 PM (+myjY)

163 >>I think the problem with Trump replacing the SS with his own security is that they won't have the same legal authority as the SS to take people out and coordinate with police etc.


True.

But. Without direct help from the Feds, it is highly unlikely anyone is going to actually try to shoot him.

Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2024 06:03 PM (G91v8)

164 Are they crazy or just stupid? Why would a right-winger try to shoot Trump?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

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They are drunk on Zima.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2024 06:03 PM (krQz2)

165 THIS is where the spineless Republicans fail every single time. The response should be to call the "acting" head of the SS and the Dept. of HS into a hearing and tell them flat out...as you, by your own words, have confirmed for us that you CAN'T do your job effectively, we will be removing the SS department immediately and replacing it with competent employees who CAN do their job.

Think about the logic of what the SS is saying. They can't protect at outside events. That includes many many events that the President participates in the US and Overseas. Example, the D-Day Anniversary.

Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2024 06:03 PM (dIske)

166 158 Are they crazy or just stupid? Why would a right-winger try to shoot Trump?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2024 06:00 PM (YqDXo)
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And wouldn't it say something about either

1. How much "right-wingers" are "all alike"
2. How "right-wing" Trump is

But they never think. They just grab a passing thought and spew it.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2024 06:02 PM (krQz2)

Just like the use of "Fascist".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2024 06:03 PM (ynpvh)

167 It really won't be necessary for you to treat me like royalty.

Posted by: Ella Emhoff at July 24, 2024 06:03 PM (woPEM)

168 We need to call for this guy's resignation due to premeditated incompetence.

Posted by: Deadmentellnotales at July 24, 2024 06:04 PM (RnoAn)

169 Do we have any evidence that his outdoor rallies are his most effective tool? Yes, he's been doing them since the 2016 primaries, but at a certain point, what does another 50,000 person rally of existing supporters prove?
_________________

The enthusiasm of his supporters.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2024 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

170 Do we have any evidence that his outdoor rallies are his most effective tool? Yes, he's been doing them since the 2016 primaries, but at a certain point, what does another 50,000 person rally of existing supporters prove? I'm not excusing the USSS here, but I'm also not convinced this shouldn't be taken as a chance for the Trump campaign to try out new methods other than yet another rally where Trump riffs on whatever comes into his head for 90 minutes.
Posted by: the lower depths at July 24, 2024 06:00 PM (+b4rY)

They've tried murder twice to stop them. COVID and now assassination.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2024 06:04 PM (eoQWY)

171 Jim Jordan has just purchased some tear-away sleeves -- this is starting to get serious!
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 24, 2024 06:02 PM (byFz+)


HEH!!!! That is a fucking amusing image!!! Fucking WWE (Whacky Weird Elections)!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 24, 2024 06:04 PM (5AVMW)

172 25 A bomb would do a lot more damage indoors.

well, you'd think so...

Posted by: von stauffenberg at July 24, 2024 06:04 PM (oY6Yp)

173 >>Nadler blamed the attack on Trump on Trump.


Another analog to Hitler.

Only Hitler could stop Hitler, apparently.

Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2024 06:04 PM (G91v8)

174 I saw a hell's angel on YouTube, who was saying that they would be glad to provide security to Trump.
Posted by: Redbanzai


Will they supply their own pool cues?

Posted by: Mick Jagger at July 24, 2024 06:04 PM (+myjY)

175 Deon Sanders and the Colorado Buffs hold a 20 -7 lead over Boston College late in the 4th quarter.
Hold a sec... it's actually a Rockies-Sox game in the 9th.

Posted by: theATL at July 24, 2024 06:04 PM (GhJWt)

176 Can't, or won't?

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2024 06:04 PM (fwDg9)

177 Secret Service is garbage. Trump needs to get outside again. For security?
Ex- military or Mossad maybe? Some of Elon’s security detail on loan?

Posted by: Jmel at July 24, 2024 06:04 PM (bVhJi)

178 It really won't be necessary for you to treat me like royalty.

Posted by: Ella Emhoff at July 24, 2024 06:03 PM (woPEM)
________________

Ella, how about bathing? You look like you could use a good scrubbing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2024 06:05 PM (YqDXo)

179 Think about the logic of what the SS is saying. They can't protect at outside events. That includes many many events that the President participates in the US and Overseas. Example, the D-Day Anniversary.
Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2024 06:03 PM (dIske)

and many where congressmen and senators are at.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2024 06:05 PM (eoQWY)

180 161 Nadler blamed the attack on Trump on Trump.
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That guy can't even figure out how a pair of pants works, so his opinion is even less important than a typical Democrat's.

Posted by: the lower depths at July 24, 2024 06:05 PM (+b4rY)

181 Yeah, if rightwingers are going to keep taking shots at him, he should probably drop out.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison
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So the FBI finally discovered the motivation behind this?
Good job, boys!

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2024 06:05 PM (v0R5T)

182 And her nickname from July 13th on is Quick Draw.

Posted by: torabora at July 24, 2024 06:05 PM (0Gnoc)

183 So it's Shapiro for VP.

And not the OJ one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 06:05 PM (aPY1X)

184 The woman who scammed $100 million dollars from the Army only got 15 years.

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2024 06:05 PM (vFG9F)

185 >>Are they crazy or just stupid?


They are mentally ill.

They are also insanely stupid.

Also.
Immune to History and their own Perceptions.

Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2024 06:05 PM (G91v8)

186 Tie up Trump with ridiculous court cases, so he can't campaign. When that fails have the Secret Service outsmarted by a 20 year old social retard with an AR. Then tell Trump it is too dangerous to campaign.

How about our strategy becomes Fuck You, leftist assholes.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 24, 2024 06:06 PM (Da7Vv)

187 Funny how the federal government can find lots of money and personnel to persecute Trump in the courts. But gosh dagnabbit, they just can’t find enough people to offer him security in public.

Posted by: electronic means at July 24, 2024 06:06 PM (rjJqk)

188 After 30 years of dealing with hysterical Euros about 'Fascism!' I've decided it's really just one more middle management technique gone wrong. They always do.
The hysteria is hard to describe, I've had to call on hard guys in bars to calm other guys down.
Like, "You keep calling our guy, a Fascist, we're going to have to kill you. Take a deep breath."

Posted by: LenNeal at July 24, 2024 06:06 PM (bFId9)

189 Just like the use of "Fascist".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2024 06:03 PM (ynpvh)
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One thing fascists need is order.

If they're all shooting at each other, fascism doesn't work.

Plus the average Dem is far closer to a fascist than 90% of conservatives.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2024 06:06 PM (krQz2)

190 Think about the logic of what the SS is saying. They can't protect at outside events. That includes many many events that the President participates in the US and Overseas. Example, the D-Day Anniversary.
Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2024 06:03 PM


They have pretty much went on record admitting that any of their protectees can no longer be at outdoor events because the SS is a bunch of fvck ups.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 24, 2024 06:06 PM (QNSds)

191 103
This is like the ATC telling airlines they should keep their travel limited to the ground because they could no longer safely keep planes in the air.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer

Should totes tell Boeing this.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 06:06 PM (MsrgL)

192 Yesterday they buried the 2nd assassin. It took 10 days.

Posted by: torabora at July 24, 2024 06:07 PM (0Gnoc)

193 161 Nadler blamed the attack on Trump on Trump.
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That guy can't even figure out how a pair of pants works, so his opinion is even less important than a typical Democrat's.
Posted by: the lower depths at July 24, 2024 06:05 PM (+b4rY)

Every time I see that guy. I swear I can smell his piss-soaked diaper....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 24, 2024 06:07 PM (5AVMW)

194 163 >>I think the problem with Trump replacing the SS with his own security is that they won't have the same legal authority as the SS to take people out and coordinate with police etc.


True.

But. Without direct help from the Feds, it is highly unlikely anyone is going to actually try to shoot him.
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2024 06:03 PM (G91v


Seems they would have the same abilities as other security companies do. Lethal force authorized if life at stake.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 06:07 PM (aPY1X)

195 >>One thing fascists need is order.


Well.

That and a Mustache.

Epaulettes, too.

Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2024 06:08 PM (G91v8)

196 181 Yeah, if rightwingers are going to keep taking shots at him, he should probably drop out.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

That's why they play up the shooter's alleged R voter registration. Sort of like how yelling JANUARY 6th!!!!@Q12!! cancels any notation of left-wing violence.

Posted by: Mayor Larry Vaughn at July 24, 2024 06:08 PM (BMHsU)

197 So it's Shapiro for VP.

And not the OJ one.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 06:05 PM (aPY1X)

Ben Shapiro? Vance ought to be worried over his FACTS and LOGIC.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2024 06:08 PM (eoQWY)

198 As someone mentioned about Kumala's run for President the other day...

https://tinyurl.com/23yuvc6z

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2024 06:08 PM (ynpvh)

199 USSS took the lie that they can't work on sloped roofs and put that into their official safety rules.

Posted by: Socratease at July 24, 2024 06:08 PM (t8Egx)

200 Unlike FJB or Kamala, Trump feeds off the energy of crowds. He's a natural showman.

They can't stand that. THAT'S why they have to deprive him of crowds--it dilutes and diminishes any power Trump has over the masses.

They know they cannot compete with it (as usual), so they have to tear him down in order to "level the playing field."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2024 06:08 PM (BpYfr)

201 The appearance of security is 90% of security.

/// Just like a sign that says "Minefield" is almost as effective as an actual minefield. ///

Telling peolple there is no minefield only encourages people to try.
They know this.. actively encouraging more assassination attempts.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 24, 2024 06:08 PM (cOq4q)

202 They have pretty much went on record admitting that any of their protectees can no longer be at outdoor events because the SS is a bunch of fvck ups.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 24, 2024 06:06 PM (QNSds)
______________

But diverse fvck ups.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2024 06:08 PM (YqDXo)

203 Pretty convenient that the secret service says Trump can't hold rallies larger than the ones Kamala will draw.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 24, 2024 06:09 PM (1i0Hi)

204 192 Yesterday they buried the 2nd assassin. It took 10 days.
Posted by: torabora

So...it was Stacey Abrams?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 24, 2024 06:09 PM (B3pV/)

205 Yeah, but I think their size, attitude, and armaments will negate any pissy bleating from the limp-wristed left.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 24, 2024 06:00 PM (5AVMW)

I'm pretty sure that guy was already accepting he was going to be taken out. He made comments on some chat room to watch because he was going to be famous the day before. I'm sure they would have done a better job protecting him. I'm just looking at the extra lawfare they'd throw at Trump.

Posted by: ryukyu at July 24, 2024 06:09 PM (lmKVt)

206 The fix is in!

DNC to Coronate Harris Weeks Before Convention via Rule Change

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 24, 2024 06:09 PM (L/fGl)

207 Hope Trump understands that if he loses, there’s a distinctly non-zero chance a Hawaiian judge puts him in jail. Where he unaccountably hangs himself.

Posted by: electronic means at July 24, 2024 06:09 PM (rjJqk)

208 Oh, too bad so sad...

"Follow the money -- As billionaires snap up Miami’s waterfront, priced-out millionaires flock to Fort Lauderdale"

from NY Post. I guess they're not worrying about that climate change thing then.

Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2024 06:09 PM (Eng1Z)

209 Secret Service Deputy Director Ronald Rowe McDonald has been tapped to lead the agency.
Posted by: m

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2024 06:10 PM (v0R5T)

210 After 30 years of dealing with hysterical Euros about 'Fascism!' I've decided it's really just one more middle management technique gone wrong. They always do.
The hysteria is hard to describe, I've had to call on hard guys in bars to calm other guys down.
Like, "You keep calling our guy, a Fascist, we're going to have to kill you. Take a deep breath."
Posted by: LenNeal at July 24, 2024 06:06 PM (bFId9)
---
Most of Europe is a high-functioning form of fascism and has been since before WWII.

Pairing the State with socialistic appeals to the proletariat and expecting that everybody just cooperates *is* central to fascism, if it means anything.

Mussolini coined the term "National Socialism" for fascism. Europe is the land of a national form of socialism.

So's China. Only China is additionally an expansionistic empire.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2024 06:10 PM (krQz2)

211 Does the SS have the right to tell Trump what he can and can't do?

Or do they have to do their fucking job and figure out how to secure a cornfield.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 06:10 PM (aPY1X)

212 After 30 years of dealing with hysterical Euros about 'Fascism!' I've decided it's really just one more middle management technique gone wrong. They always do.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 24, 2024 06:06 PM (bFId9)

Germany looks to ban its fastest growing opposition party. That's how Fascists work.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2024 06:10 PM (eoQWY)

213 167 It really won't be necessary for you to treat me like royalty.
Posted by: Ella Emhoff

Ella, I am so hoping you will be in charge of the Xmas decorations at the White House! I know your Dad is a very capable man, but you have a designers touch, being the fashion plate that you are.

Posted by: Your Lackey at July 24, 2024 06:11 PM (CV8a5)

214 197 So it's Shapiro for VP.

And not the OJ one.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 06:05 PM (aPY1X)

Ben Shapiro? Vance ought to be worried over his FACTS and LOGIC.
Posted by: Oldcat

I don't think the substantial Hamas-base of the Dem party would like that...but DEI Secret Service agents could more adequately cover him.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 24, 2024 06:11 PM (B3pV/)

215 Tomorrow:

Secret Service tells Trump that he's not allowed to have Trump Supporters at his rallies because the FBI determined they are more likely to be dangerous.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 24, 2024 06:11 PM (1i0Hi)

216 >> Does the SS have the right to tell Trump what he can and can't do?

30% of them are women, now...

try and stop them from telling people what to do.

Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2024 06:11 PM (G91v8)

217 The Daily Mail is on drugs:


Legendary college football coach Nick Saban has emerged as a shock Vice President candidate with Kamala Harris expected to replace Joe Biden in the top seat.

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 06:11 PM (/7KEl)

218 IF the SS was "in on it", they can't protect him anywhere, they are the threat.

Of course MAYBE the "in on it" part was just the stand down, under cover of "incompetence". Mistakes were made. Someone took the blame and was fired/retired ... Move On (dot org).

But I saw it in the movies, where government DeepState grooms unstable people, trains them even (agents/assets pretending to be renegades, or whatever fits their target) ... and then that rogue agent gives the unstable youth his window for fame (and maybe a promise of fortune).

Ray Epps "We have to go INTO the capitol", is out free. The cops that murdered on that day, breaking protocols, are all heroes, not George Floyd style murderers. Just another day for the junta.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 24, 2024 06:11 PM (Cus5s)

219 Dead dogs wag tell no tales.

And they taste delicious!

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at July 24, 2024 06:11 PM (2ZFHC)

220 The fix is in!

DNC to Coronate Harris Weeks Before Convention via Rule Change
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever!

If they're going to coronate Kamala, they should make sure they can rent Westminster Abbey for the ceremony.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2024 06:12 PM (VNX3d)

221
Gee, those tens of thousands of new IRS agents cannot be cut loose and their salaries directed to a more relevant and productive purpose?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2024 06:12 PM (xG4kz)

222 Shorter: We can't do our jobs.
~USSS

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 24, 2024 06:12 PM (rnki3)

223 Vivid.🇮🇱
@VividProwess
BREAKING: Hamas supporter in front of the Watergate Hotel yelled at Israel supporters:

“Jewish motherfuckers. We’re gonna kill all of you. We’re gonna burn you. Allah Akbar. Hamas!”

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 24, 2024 06:12 PM (TGPs7)

224 I'm pretty sure that guy was already accepting he was going to be taken out. He made comments on some chat room to watch because he was going to be famous the day before. I'm sure they would have done a better job protecting him. I'm just looking at the extra lawfare they'd throw at Trump.
Posted by: ryukyu at July 24, 2024 06:09 PM (lmKVt)

Shooty McShooterface sure is famous.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2024 06:12 PM (eoQWY)

225 One interesting question was asked of Wray.
To wit, paraphrased:

What are you going to do when it's not some 20 year old nutter but a sophisticated team coming after the protectee?

Posted by: torabora at July 24, 2024 06:13 PM (0Gnoc)

226 Sex criminal prosecutor vs sex criminal. Harris I prosecute sex criminals like you trump! Still want to debate rapist?

Posted by: raimondo at July 24, 2024 06:13 PM (lk9JX)

227 Wow, talk about election interference.

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at July 24, 2024 06:13 PM (iF0sF)

228 I heard this today on Bongino. He also said a lot of the indoor venues will have pressure put on them to refuse to do it. Blue cities will never give permission for it.

Posted by: Megthered at July 24, 2024 06:13 PM (rwiQP)

229 223 Vivid.🇮🇱
@VividProwess
BREAKING: Hamas supporter in front of the Watergate Hotel yelled at Israel supporters:

“Jewish motherfuckers. We’re gonna kill all of you. We’re gonna burn you. Allah Akbar. Hamas!”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 24, 2024 06:12 PM (TGPs7)

He/she seems nice.

Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 06:13 PM (64Zez)

230 The President is going to address the nation tonight. It just struck me like a bolt out of the blue, so please allow me to prognosticate right out of my nether regions. Joe Biden is going to resign tonight and when you wake tomorrow Kamala Harris will be the President of the United States. And an historic President too. Make no bets, as I am not putting odds on this.

Posted by: Indiana Lurker at July 24, 2024 06:13 PM (3ZVqj)

231 217 The Daily Mail is on drugs:
---
Yeah, that story is complete BS. Some betting site gave him 250/1 odds and DM ran with it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 24, 2024 06:13 PM (woPEM)

232 Does the SS have the right to tell Trump what he can and can't do?

Or do they have to do their fucking job and figure out how to secure a cornfield.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

No, they are telling would be assassins that the next outdoor rally will be a cakewalk.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 24, 2024 06:13 PM (cOq4q)

233 >>“Jewish motherfuckers. We’re gonna kill all of you. We’re gonna burn you. Allah Akbar. Hamas!”


The fact that he wasn't immediately double-tapped makes me embarrassed to be an American.

Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2024 06:14 PM (G91v8)

234 I've been saying for months that Trump needs private security guards. Let the tubby T-girls go shopping.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 24, 2024 06:14 PM (1bNHn)

235 30% of them are women, now...

try and stop them from telling people what to do.
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2024 06:11 PM (G91v
---
They're just resisting the patriarchy!

You can't tell them what to do!

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2024 06:14 PM (krQz2)

236 Wray looks a lot less cocky in the hot seat this time.

Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 06:14 PM (64Zez)

237 The Daily Mail is on drugs:


Legendary college football coach Nick Saban has emerged as a shock Vice President candidate with Kamala Harris expected to replace Joe Biden in the top seat.
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 06:11 PM (/7KEl)

Great now Alabama is locked up for Harris.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2024 06:14 PM (eoQWY)

238 No, they are telling would be assassins that the next outdoor rally will be a cakewalk.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 24, 2024 06:13 PM (cOq4q

Pretty much. This would mark the first time ever in the history of the USSS that they admit they can't secure something.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 06:14 PM (aPY1X)

239 230 The President is going to address the nation tonight.
Posted by: Indiana Lurker at July 24, 2024 06:13 PM (3ZVqj)

I ain't watching that.

Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 06:14 PM (64Zez)

240 I was gone from EuroCommieCountry for 30 years, got made within 15 minutes of disembarking, had an Airbnb and on waking up went immediately to a hardware store for a ball peen hammer and a 4" screwdriver.
I knew what might happen and in a close-in fight, guns aren't all that. A short screwdriver and a mechanics hammer are better in a hallway.
I refused to go along with the Secret Police who talked to me at the airport, I know what was going to happen. Bizarrely, they let me go. The one guy laughed, I admit it was kinda funny.
Go down fighting. He said, 'Come with me', and I said, 'No.'
Had a guy talk to me in the foyer at my flat two days later he just said:
"Welcome back."

Posted by: LenNeal at July 24, 2024 06:15 PM (bFId9)

241 Raimondo's been licking toads again.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 24, 2024 06:15 PM (woPEM)

242 236 Wray looks a lot less cocky in the hot seat this time.
Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 06:14 PM (64Zez)


His getaway plane must have been in the shop.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Bay Area Stochastic Housekeeping Influencer at July 24, 2024 06:15 PM (PiwSw)

243 a lot of the indoor venues will have pressure put on them to refuse to do it. Blue cities will never give permission for it.

Posted by: Megthered at July 24, 2024 06:13 PM (rwiQP)
---
Yup. Tons closer to fascism than any conservative thought of being.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2024 06:15 PM (krQz2)

244 Trump in the hizzay

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 06:15 PM (/7KEl)

245 Shorter: We can't do our jobs.
~USSS

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 24, 2024 06:12 PM (rnki3)
_____________

"We just need more money - THEN we'll do our jobs!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2024 06:15 PM (YqDXo)

246 Saban isn't gonna be a VP pick. That's just idiotic.
Alabama is red as red meat.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 06:16 PM (aPY1X)

247 m, nor am I. I'll read about it.

Posted by: Indiana Lurker at July 24, 2024 06:16 PM (3ZVqj)

248 I certainly hope that Trump has his own security now.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 24, 2024 06:16 PM (w6EFb)

249 The President is going to address the nation tonight. It just struck me like a bolt out of the blue, so please allow me to prognosticate right out of my nether regions. Joe Biden is going to resign tonight and when you wake tomorrow Kamala Harris will be the President of the United States. And an historic President too. Make no bets, as I am not putting odds on this.
Posted by: Indiana Lurker

The better question is which stand-in will be speaking tonight.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2024 06:16 PM (VNX3d)

250 > The President is going to address the nation tonight.
----------
A pre-recorded message is going to be played. Perhaps augmented by deep fake tech.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2024 06:16 PM (Q4IgG)

251 >>> Do we have any evidence that his outdoor rallies are his most effective tool?

I've heard a few stories of Trump curious redpilled normies going to Trump rallies, liking the people and the spirit there, and it helped change their vote. I think Amber Rose said something similar in her speech? For the people willing to go, it's a recruitment tool.

That plus like someone else said, builds huge enthusiasm. The optics of "you are not alone" is pretty powerful.

Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2024 06:16 PM (Eng1Z)

252 30% of them are women, now...

try and stop them from telling people what to do.
Posted by: garrett
.....

They should calm down.

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2024 06:16 PM (v0R5T)

253 Stupid White Women really need to take a look in a mirror.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 24, 2024 06:17 PM (bFId9)

254 234 I've been saying for months that Trump needs private security guards. Let the tubby T-girls go shopping.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 24

They will not have the same abilities or law behind them. No ability to have snipers set up with shoot to kill orders, etc. a blend, yes, to handle someone who gets too close. But the can’t do what the USSS or Marshalls can.

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2024 06:17 PM (pZEOD)

255
@VividProwess
BREAKING: Hamas supporter in front of the Watergate Hotel yelled at Israel supporters:

“Jewish motherfuckers. We’re gonna kill all of you. We’re gonna burn you. Allah Akbar. Hamas!”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 24, 2024 06:12 PM (TGPs7)
****
credible death threat
That's certainly enough for criminal charges and a search warrant to toss his shit.
That kind of behavior is dealt with harshly in Family Law courts every day.

Posted by: torabora at July 24, 2024 06:17 PM (0Gnoc)

256 And why did Republicans an Congress sit and listen to Liar Wray? Every single one of them should have simply declined to question him after explaining that it's because he has never done anything but lie and evade.

Oh, yes, and remind him that he'd better be careful about perjury charges which will still be possible in January.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 24, 2024 06:17 PM (1bNHn)

257 Raimondo's been licking toads again.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 24, 2024 06:15 PM (woPEM)
_______________

Poor toads.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2024 06:17 PM (YqDXo)

258 They're just resisting the patriarchy!

You can't tell them what to do!
Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2024 06:14 PM


That would be mansplaining. Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 24, 2024 06:17 PM (2ZFHC)

259 252 30% of them are women, now...

try and stop them from telling people what to do.
Posted by: garrett
.....

They should calm down.
Posted by: wth at July 24, 2024 06:16 PM (v0R5T)

Tits first. Gotta calm them first.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 06:17 PM (aPY1X)

260 Sex criminal prosecutor vs sex criminal. Harris I prosecute sex criminals like you trump! Still want to debate rapist?

Posted by: raimondo at July 24, 2024 06:13 PM (lk9JX)
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Weird how you can be a "sex criminal" when you haven't been convicted in a criminal case.

Learn. what. words. means. THEN use them.

OOOOH!!! I said a cool SLOGAN!! SLOGAN POINTS!!

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2024 06:17 PM (krQz2)

261 "Say, Mr. Trump, that sure is a nice campaign you got going there; sure would be a shame if it all came to a halt with a single gunshot..."

Posted by: Taylor at July 24, 2024 06:18 PM (vo+XL)

262 They should calm down.
Posted by: wth at July 24, 2024 06:16 PM (v0R5T)

Tits first. Gotta calm them first.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 06:17 PM (aPY1X)
---
Panties should be smoothed out, and maybe a smile would help.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2024 06:18 PM (krQz2)

263 30% of them are women, now...

try and stop them from telling people what to do.
Posted by: garrett
.....

They should calm down.

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2024 06:16 PM (v0R5T)
_______________

They should be home, baking brownies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2024 06:18 PM (YqDXo)

264 They have pretty much went on record admitting that any of their protectees can no longer be at outdoor events because the SS is a bunch of fvck ups.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 24, 2024 06:06 PM (QNSds)

______________________________

This has all the flavorings of the "you can't catch Covid if you are protesting the right thing". Harris is unlikely to draw a huge crowd. But, let's see if she gets to set up an outside rally. I'm betting she has at least one.

Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2024 06:18 PM (dIske)

265 254 234 I've been saying for months that Trump needs private security guards. Let the tubby T-girls go shopping.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 24

They will not have the same abilities or law behind them. No ability to have snipers set up with shoot to kill orders, etc. a blend, yes, to handle someone who gets too close. But the can’t do what the USSS or Marshalls can.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2024 06:17 PM (pZEOD)
_______
You mean they can't do what the USSS or Marshals WON'T.

Which is to say that Trump has no protection.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 24, 2024 06:19 PM (1bNHn)

266 263 30% of them are women, now...

try and stop them from telling people what to do.
Posted by: garrett
.....

They should calm down.

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2024 06:16 PM (v0R5T)
_______________

They should be home, baking brownies.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2024 06:18 PM (YqDXo)

And darning socks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 06:19 PM (aPY1X)

267 How about Them Toad Suckers,
Ain't they clods?
Sittin' there suckin'
Them green toady-frogs.

Suckin' them hop-toads,
Suckin' them chunkers,
Suckin' them leapy-types,
Suckin' them plunkers.

Look at Them Toad Suckers,
Ain't they snappy?
Suckin' them bog-frogs
Sure makes 'em happy.

Them huggermugger Toad Suckers,
Way down south,
Stickin' them sucky-toads
In they mouth.

How to be a Toad Sucker?
No way to duck it.
Gittchyseff a toad,
Rare back and suck it!
---Mason Williams

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 24, 2024 06:19 PM (3Fz6p)

268 When Trump talks, it almost sounds like a guy 'doing Trump'

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 06:19 PM (/7KEl)

269 >>Raimondo's been licking toads again.


NARRATOR: Having already turned the Frogs, the Deep State employs its minions to start turning the Toads.

Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2024 06:19 PM (G91v8)

270 30% of them are women, now...

try and stop them from telling people what to do.
Posted by: garrett
.....

They should calm down.
Posted by: wth at July 24, 2024 06:16 PM


And then be informed that those sammichs won't make themselves.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 24, 2024 06:19 PM (2ZFHC)

271 This isn't a confession of incompetence; it's another circumstance suggestive that the Service is actively plotting against Trump. All the evidence thus far indicates that the Secret Service could in fact have protected Trump in Butler but consciously chose not to do so. For example: diverted staff from Trump to Dr. Jill, even though her gathering was smaller and lower risk; ignored Crooks even though he showed up with a range finder; didn't station personnel on a roof that posed an obvious risk; disregarded audience reports about Crooks; didn't warn Trump or delay his appearance even after they became aware of Crooks; allowed Crooks to fire before engaging; etc. Those were all things the Secret Service could have done but chose not to, and it could do so in the future but is choosing not to do so. It's hard to characterize that as incompetence in the first instance, let alone going forward. Hindsight after all is 20/20z

Posted by: Call It a Conspiracy Because It Is at July 24, 2024 06:19 PM (bDO8y)

272 Harris Saban would be the shortest ticket in history.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 24, 2024 06:20 PM (aVudl)

273 Wray looks a lot less cocky in the hot seat this time.
Posted by: m'

Fay Wray?
As I'm not into 1920s skinny chicks but to be totally honest she was gorgeous.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 24, 2024 06:20 PM (bFId9)

274 Very upset’ Obama doesn’t believe Kamala Harris can beat Trump, which is why he hasn’t endorsed her: sources

==

my sources tell me it's BS...

Posted by: runner at July 24, 2024 06:20 PM (V13WU)

275 Raimondo's been licking toads again.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 24, 2024 06:15 PM (woPEM)
_______________

Poor toads.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2024 06:17 PM (YqDXo)

------------

At least they're getting pollinated with bat shit.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 24, 2024 06:20 PM (a+y4N)

276 >>Nadler blamed the attack on Trump on Trump.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Nadler blames his underwear for shitting his pants.

Posted by: Aviator at July 24, 2024 06:20 PM (HQ9Sl)

277 265 You mean they can't do what the USSS or Marshals WON'T.

Which is to say that Trump has no protection.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 24, 2024

Scary, I know. Trump does have his own guys, too. But, you know, USSS doing their jobs would also be nice.

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2024 06:21 PM (pZEOD)

278 Said it last week, Trump needs to put together his own security team. Put Bongino in charge. Fill it with retired SOF. Rub it in the progtards face.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at July 24, 2024 06:21 PM (zuSOB)

279 no bandage on Trump's ear

looks red, kinda messed up

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 06:22 PM (/7KEl)

280 I wonder if Trump meant when he said that Kama was f8kng horrible, was not her public appearance, but ability to get anything done, manage a winning campaign, make good decision, inspire etc.

Posted by: runner at July 24, 2024 06:22 PM (V13WU)

281 >>> Think about the logic of what the SS is saying. They can't protect at outside events. That includes many many events that the President participates in the US and Overseas. Example, the D-Day Anniversary.
Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2024 06:03 PM (dIske)

Are they implying they can't handle events like the Inauguration, then? Then just disband. You're useless.

It's like the kid that says, I'm soooo full, I can't eat any more brussels sprouts mom! Ok fine, I guess you don't get dessert then.

Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2024 06:22 PM (Eng1Z)

282 266
And darning socks.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024

I will bake you brownies. I will make you a sandwich and toast it, even. But you can just buy new socks.

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2024 06:23 PM (pZEOD)

283 “Jewish motherfuckers. We’re gonna kill all of you. We’re gonna burn you. Allah Akbar. Hamas!”

-
Kamala's campaign slogan needs a little work.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 24, 2024 06:23 PM (L/fGl)

284 Harris Teeter > Harris Anybody

Posted by: SFGoth at July 24, 2024 06:23 PM (KAi1n)

285 Everything helps Trump now… the Democrats are wrestling the Tar Baby…

Posted by: tubal at July 24, 2024 06:23 PM (PCK5/)

286 I can take a shot with a S&W airweight at 50 yards, easily. Snubbies these days have great sights and terrific triggers. With the 158s, I'd risk a shot at 50+ yards and if someone was with a rifle, not aimed at me, I'd risk it at 100+ yards.
This thing stinks so bad it cant be buried.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 24, 2024 06:23 PM (bFId9)

287 Are they implying they can't handle events like the Inauguration, then? Then just disband. You're useless.

It's like the kid that says, I'm soooo full, I can't eat any more brussels sprouts mom! Ok fine, I guess you don't get dessert then.
Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2024 06:22 PM (Eng1Z)

Can't even stop the Fed from counterfeiting.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2024 06:24 PM (eoQWY)

288 Nadler blames his underwear for shitting his pants.
Posted by: Aviator at July 24, 2024 06:20 PM (HQ9Sl)
---
That's what the waders are for.

That time at the podium, the waders were full.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2024 06:24 PM (krQz2)

289 They had been telling him that prior to the assassination attempt. That's why I don't believe that it's all sheer incompetence.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 24, 2024 06:24 PM (Vvh2V)

290 Toad the Wet Sprocket
https://tinyurl.com/2ezer3hd

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2024 06:24 PM (K5RqX)

291 282 266
And darning socks.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024

I will bake you brownies. I will make you a sandwich and toast it, even. But you can just buy new socks.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2024 06:23 PM (pZEOD)

lol. Our 'ettes are the best 'ettes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 06:24 PM (aPY1X)

292 285 Everything helps Trump now… the Democrats are wrestling the Tar Baby…
Posted by: tubal at July 24, 2024 06:23 PM (PCK5/)


Joel Chandler Harris references are RACIST!!!

Posted by: Your Kid's English teacher at July 24, 2024 06:24 PM (PiwSw)

293 I will bake you brownies. I will make you a sandwich and toast it, even. But you can just buy new socks.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2024 06:23 PM (pZEOD)

gently cursing at your fella's socks doesn't seem hard.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2024 06:24 PM (eoQWY)

294 Call me.

Posted by: Erik Prince at July 24, 2024 06:25 PM (c/Lpk)

295 293. gently cursing at your fella's socks doesn't seem hard.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2024 06

Oh I do this all the time when they are on the closet floor. Next to the hamper.

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2024 06:25 PM (pZEOD)

296 And darning socks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024
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Darn those socks!!

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2024 06:25 PM (krQz2)

297 Everything helps Trump now… the Democrats are wrestling the Tar Baby…
Posted by: tubal at July 24, 2024 06:23 PM (PCK5/)

Joel Chandler Harris references are RACIST!!!
Posted by: Your Kid's English teacher at July 24, 2024 06:24 PM (PiwSw)

The tar baby isn't human, English teacher. nobody in the story is.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2024 06:26 PM (eoQWY)

298 Wray looks a lot less cocky in the hot seat this time.

-------------

Dumbass should have whipped out the double-barrelled middle fingers and left for vacation on his taxpayer-funded private jet after 5 minutes.

Who would have stopped him?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 24, 2024 06:26 PM (h7VE6)

299 >>> “Jewish motherfuckers. We’re gonna kill all of you. We’re gonna burn you. Allah Akbar. Hamas!”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 24, 2024 06:12 PM (TGPs7)

I'm guessing this will NOT be labeled a hate crime.

Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2024 06:26 PM (Eng1Z)

300 Uncle Remus sories are fantastic… I grew up with them.. Grandma read them to me when I sat in her lap..

Posted by: tubal at July 24, 2024 06:26 PM (PCK5/)

301 This ironic when you consider tight wing extremism is supposedly the biggest terror threat. Should Joe and Kamala be holding campaigns rallies indoors?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 24, 2024 06:26 PM (JkCto)

302 The President is going to address the nation tonight.
----------
A pre-recorded message is going to be played. Perhaps augmented by deep fake tech.

YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2024 06:16 PM (Q4IgG)****

He's going to tell Trump to shut up and listen. There will be Venn diagrams. It was a lone MAGA gunman. It was Trump's fault. We need to ban weapons of war. You meed F15's not AR 15's. Vote for the black chick.

Posted by: torabora at July 24, 2024 06:27 PM (0Gnoc)

303 So, by this logic, Karmarla can't do any outdoor events either.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 06:27 PM (aPY1X)

304 Oh I do this all the time when they are on the closet floor. Next to the hamper.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2024 06:25 PM (pZEOD)

You should collect a dozen crumpled sox and make him do some intense practice sessions hitting the target with them.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2024 06:27 PM (eoQWY)

305 lulz

Anyone remember a long tim ago when Ace posted the pic of that Pole Vaulter?

Well, here's some "long jumpers" for your pleasure.

https://youtu.be/-h5S8B9QwvA?
si=DyJPgnYhL7W8bd2l

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 06:28 PM (j/vaj)

306 Jerk offs in my state would rather have do nothing silent Bob. Zero life accomplishments.
Posted by: Redenzo

Not according to my dad.

Bob Casey

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 24, 2024 06:28 PM (JkCto)

307 Uncle Remus sories are fantastic… I grew up with them.. Grandma read them to me when I sat in her lap..
Posted by: tubal

The story we need is The Little Red Hen.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 24, 2024 06:28 PM (L/fGl)

308 >>> “Jewish motherfuckers. We’re gonna kill all of you. We’re gonna burn you. Allah Akbar. Hamas!”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 24, 2024 06:12 PM (TGPs7)

I'm guessing this will NOT be labeled a hate crime.
Posted by: LizLem

Ahhh, new Hamas recruits to airdrop in Gaza. Just in time for Israel's new offensive. Excellent!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2024 06:28 PM (VNX3d)

309
Unfortunately, Eric Prince is supposedly out of the PMC business. Blackwater is now Triple Canopy, owned by some venture capital firm. Not sure how trustworthy the current owners are.

I'm sure there's some scary-looking former French Foreign Legion guys who could pull security. The Legion is like being in prison, except with guns.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 24, 2024 06:28 PM (y9nCu)

310 They will not have the same abilities or law behind them. No ability to have snipers set up with shoot to kill orders, etc. a blend, yes, to handle someone who gets too close. But the can’t do what the USSS or Marshalls can.
Posted by: Piper

...

I think you're making the argument that the way to get actual government agents to do their job would be to have civilians do the job, and then the agents would all show up. To crack down on the civilians.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 24, 2024 06:28 PM (6nl9N)

311 One of my favorite lines comes from the Jerk.

Carl Reiner says "Damn these glasses, son!"

And Steve Martin comes back with "Yes, sir. I damn thee!"

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2024 06:28 PM (krQz2)

312
I'm lol'ing because, out of the blue, Youtube recommends the "long jumper" video to me.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 06:29 PM (j/vaj)

313 Doodah.

Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2024 06:29 PM (LHPAg)

314 Something had to be done.

Trump is not going to kill himself.

Posted by: Super Secret Service at July 24, 2024 06:29 PM (krQz2)

315 Oh I do this all the time when they are on the closet floor. Next to the hamper.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2024 06:25 PM (pZEOD)

You should collect a dozen crumpled sox and make him do some intense practice sessions hitting the target with them.
Posted by: Oldcat

If they already have holes, they could be useful for target practice in the wind.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2024 06:29 PM (VNX3d)

316 303 So, by this logic, Karmarla can't do any outdoor events either.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 06

This question should be asked just to make them admit Trump draws bigger crowds.

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2024 06:29 PM (pZEOD)

317 313 Doodah.
Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2024 06:29 PM (LHPAg)

Where the Camptown Ladies at???

Posted by: tubal at July 24, 2024 06:30 PM (PCK5/)

318 Trump can't be bothered to say Kamala's name the correct way at this rally, lol.

He announced they have the top attendance record for this venue of all time. Because even at sold out sporting events you can't have people on the floors, and they have the floor filled up.

Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2024 06:30 PM (Eng1Z)

319 Via InstaPundit:

21ST CENTURY DATING: Texas football coach marries his stripper girlfriend named ‘pole assassin’ – whose pet monkey allegedly attacked a child on Halloween.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 24, 2024 06:30 PM (TGPs7)

320 They had been telling him that prior to the assassination attempt. That's why I don't believe that it's all sheer incompetence.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 24, 2024 06:24 PM (Vvh2V)
--------

*waves enthusiastically at Tammy*

Yet somehow they managed to protect him in 2016 and thereafter at all his large rallies (remember, he still held them after he was elected) and somehow it was never a problem until this one small rally in PA that they didn't bother to fully and competently staff.

Posted by: bluebell at July 24, 2024 06:31 PM (bS+DD)

321 “Jewish motherfuckers. We’re gonna kill all of you. We’re gonna burn you. Allah Akbar. Hamas!”

-
Kamala's campaign slogan needs a little work.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 24, 2024 06:23 PM (L/fGl)

----------------

"Spanish motherfuckers, you WILL speak it!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 24, 2024 06:31 PM (h7VE6)

322 Uncle Remus sories are fantastic… I grew up with them.. Grandma read them to me when I sat in her lap..
Posted by: tubal'

I have a printout, my Jewish wife HATED when I did the Black Talk, which I grew up around, she'd get so upset! I'd read it to our daughter and she'd get furious!
It was hilarious. The Mississippi Hills talk is literally a different language from English-ish.
I love Uncle Remus.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 24, 2024 06:31 PM (bFId9)

323
I hate fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 06:31 PM (j/vaj)

324 176 Can't, or won't?
Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2024 06:04 PM (fwDg9)

People can never make that distinction. In this case, I say "won't".

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 24, 2024 06:31 PM (8sMut)

325 319 Via InstaPundit:

21ST CENTURY DATING: Texas football coach marries his stripper girlfriend named ‘pole assassin’ – whose pet monkey allegedly attacked a child on Halloween.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 24, 2024 06:30 PM (TGPs7)


I predict Regret in his future….

Posted by: tubal at July 24, 2024 06:31 PM (PCK5/)

326 323
I hate fucking monkeys.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 06:31 PM (j/vaj

Pretty sure they don't enjoy it either.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 06:32 PM (aPY1X)

327
ex-Patriots coach Bill Belichik is "dating" a 23 year old cheerleader

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 06:32 PM (j/vaj)

328 I hate fucking monkeys.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now'

Go find a goat then.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 24, 2024 06:32 PM (bFId9)

329 I hate fucking monkeys.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer

The monkeys don't give you high marks either.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 24, 2024 06:32 PM (elaR+)

330 327
ex-Patriots coach Bill Belichik is "dating" a 23 year old cheerleader

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 06:32 PM (j/vaj)


Again… Regrets Loom…

Posted by: tubal at July 24, 2024 06:33 PM (PCK5/)

331 119 I think the problem with Trump replacing the SS with his own security is that they won't have the same legal authority as the SS to take people out and coordinate with police etc.

Posted by: ryukyu at July 24, 2024 05:58 PM (lmKVt)
----
Thanks for that, my sentiments too. Even if the local LEOs would coordinate with private security, could they be trusted 100%, and would they do it willingly?
My opinion only but if private security caught an assassin on the quiet, make him disappear with no trace after a 'questioning'. Then see who comes looking for him and you'll know who paid the piper.

Posted by: Ciampino - Our Useless SS #03 at July 24, 2024 06:33 PM (qfLjt)

332 Trump cracks me up
He's doing Trump

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 06:33 PM (/7KEl)

333 328 I hate fucking monkeys.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now'

Go find a goat then.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 24, 2024 06:32 PM (bFId9)


Ooooh…. made me laugh!!!

Posted by: tubal at July 24, 2024 06:33 PM (PCK5/)

334 >>> 84 Can't Keep Him in Court.

Can't Put Him in Jail.

Can't Kill Him.

...what else do they have left?
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2024 05:53 PM (G91v


Second look at suitcase nukes?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 24, 2024 05:54 PM (5AVMW)

It was the Russians Iranians!

Posted by: Derp State Excuses at July 24, 2024 06:33 PM (FnneF)

335 Trump should do what that one TikTok by the black dude suggested: roll up in the nearest convenient 'hood and grab some gangstas. Not only would they probably be more effective than the Deep State, they'd scare the fuck out of the Deep State. Win-win.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2024 06:33 PM (KLKSV)

336
My Youtube page is usually pro-Trump stuff, aviation stuff, Acolyte sucks stuff, automotive and DIY stuff.

But every once in a while, Youtube drops something like the Long Jumper video in there.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 06:34 PM (j/vaj)

337 272 Harris Saban would be the shortest ticket in history.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 24, 2024 06:20 PM (aVudl)

Kamalasaban.

Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 06:34 PM (64Zez)

338 OUCH: Here’s the reason Obammy hasn’t endorsed Kamala…

https://tinyurl.com/4mdc3h7s

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 24, 2024 06:35 PM (Rl/HN)

339 331 119 I think the problem with Trump replacing the SS with his own security is that they won't have the same legal authority as the SS to take people out and coordinate with police etc.

Posted by: ryukyu at July 24, 2024 05:58 PM (lmKVt)
----
Thanks for that, my sentiments too. Even if the local LEOs would coordinate with private security, could they be trusted 100%, and would they do it willingly?
My opinion only but if private security caught an assassin on the quiet, make him disappear with no trace after a 'questioning'. Then see who comes looking for him and you'll know who paid the piper.
Posted by: Ciampino - Our Useless SS #03 at July 24, 2024 06:33 PM (qfLjt)

How did Nixon make it work, 1974-1994?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 24, 2024 06:35 PM (8sMut)

340 Does anybody have a link to the sandrat spouting his shit?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2024 06:35 PM (5MvGY)

341 Let Trump rallies be open carry. The spectators didn’t a better job looking out for him.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 24, 2024 06:35 PM (b4o9z)

342 323
'I hate fucking monkeys.'

Maybe you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Man in the Yellow Hat at July 24, 2024 06:35 PM (3wi/L)

343 More Marxism

Posted by: setnaffa at July 24, 2024 06:35 PM (nOVGb)

344 Unfortunately, Eric Prince is supposedly out of the PMC business. Blackwater is now Triple Canopy, owned by some venture capital firm. Not sure how trustworthy the current owners are.

I'm sure there's some scary-looking former French Foreign Legion guys who could pull security. The Legion is like being in prison, except with guns.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 24, 2024 06:28 PM (y9nCu)

---------------

[Fun comment from yesterday:]

A total boss move would be for Trump to have his own security ala Gaddafi.

6' tall, legitimate bad ass babes. Think of all the votes he'll get for the DEI checkmarks.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 23, 2024 06:33 PM (NMT5x)

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 24, 2024 06:36 PM (h7VE6)

345 just switch to stadium venues ... easily controlled access ... no sightlines for snipers ... plenty of parking ...

Posted by: The Dark Lord at July 24, 2024 06:36 PM (DBAaD)

346 What's the point of having a pet monkey if you can't have it attack children on a satanic holiday?

Posted by: Do We Have Any Rights Anymore? at July 24, 2024 06:36 PM (bDO8y)

347 Well, here's some "long jumpers" for your pleasure.

https://youtu.be/-h5S8B9QwvA
?si=DyJPgnYhL7W8bd2l
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 06:28 PM


Could use a happy bush or two.

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at July 24, 2024 06:37 PM (2ZFHC)

348 I will bake you brownies. I will make you a sandwich and toast it, even. But you can just buy new socks.
Posted by: Piper
......

WHOA WHOA WHOA!
I thought we asked you to calm down.

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2024 06:37 PM (v0R5T)

349 Texas football coach marries his stripper girlfriend named ‘pole assassin’ – whose pet monkey allegedly attacked a child on Halloween.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 24, 2024 06:37 PM (mH6SG)

350 Where the Camptown Ladies at???
Posted by: tubal at July 24, 2024 06:30 PM

Dee Camp. Town. Ladies...?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2024 06:38 PM (Wnv9h)

351 obama wanted Mark Kelly, not Kamela

apparently, he is none too pleased. he expected to play kingmaker

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 06:38 PM (/7KEl)

352 Democrat presidential candidate Kamala Harris personally worked as a lawyer for the U.S. government to take a child named Jonah Rief away from his mother and the child was allegedly sex trafficked. Additionally, Harris as California attorney general oversaw a system of child sex trafficking in the foster care system where missing foster kids don’t get an Amber alert but are merely registered as “runaways” by the state. Harris’ office also met with families of children victimized by CPS child trafficking, but chose not to intervene to stop the problem.


*this bitch's time as AG in California (which she got by political favor) is gonna bite her in the ass.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 06:38 PM (aPY1X)

353 Biden at Pants Shitters Anonymous : Nadler, Swalwell , Whoopi, I don't feel so alone anymore
Group : now our secret sign: pull our fingers
Ploop, fffrt, plop, brrrack
Joey : I feel right at home

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2024 06:38 PM (qejsy)

354 I glanced at ( well, maybe a “bit” more) the long jump video… nothing like the WNBA…

Posted by: tubal at July 24, 2024 06:39 PM (PCK5/)

355 Why would Obama want Mark Kelly? He is a nothing.

Posted by: Megthered at July 24, 2024 06:39 PM (rwiQP)

356 Where the Camptown Ladies at???
Posted by: tubal at July 24, 2024 06:30 PM

Dee Camp. Town. Ladies...?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Here comes those guys from Kansas city...

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 24, 2024 06:39 PM (elaR+)

357 Marrying a stripper is one of the classic blunders, along with getting involved in a land war in asia.

Posted by: Only Slightly Less Well Known at July 24, 2024 06:40 PM (bDO8y)

358 OUCH: Here’s the reason Obammy hasn’t endorsed Kamala…

https://tinyurl.com/4mdc3h7s

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 24, 2024 06:35 PM (Rl/HN)

--------------

[Accurate last paragraph, if true:]

"Maybe Biden’s quick endorsement to Kamala was him giving the political finger to Obama over how things went. Works for me!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 24, 2024 06:40 PM (h7VE6)

359 Trump has a rally, tells people to show up armed and protect him, end of story. Feds not allowed.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 24, 2024 06:40 PM (bFId9)

360 309
Unfortunately, Eric Prince is supposedly out of the PMC business. Blackwater is now Triple Canopy, owned by some venture capital firm. Not sure how trustworthy the current owners are.

I'm sure there's some scary-looking former French Foreign Legion guys who could pull security. The Legion is like being in prison, except with guns.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 24, 2024 06:28 PM (y9nCu)

_________________________________

Clay and Buck had Prince on recently and they asked him whether he had the personnel and resources to do private security on Trump. He said he could do it, and do it well, but suspected there would be some high hurdles thrown his way by the Fed Govt. to discourage his involvement. He then went on to describe how he would clean up the military which was interesting. He'd make all Flag Officers reapply for their positions.

Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2024 06:40 PM (dIske)

361 Good article Gumby.

"They say Obama wanted Arizona Senator Mark Kelly, who is also a former astronaut, to go up against Trump. But Biden quickly endorsed Kamala, which Obama didn’t expect to happen..."

"Wait until the debate… She can’t debate. She’s going to put her foot in her mouth about Israel, Palestine, Ukraine. She’s going to say something really stupid,” the source said.“Obama knew this was going to happen, Joe knew this was going to happen. Now she is going to have to answer real questions.”


Well we all know what Obama says... never underestimate Joe's ability to...

So if Obama didn't have final say, who did?

Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2024 06:40 PM (Eng1Z)

362 But the can’t do what the USSS or Marshalls can.
Posted by: Piper

I beg to differ. 2A gives you the right to use deadly force if their is a threat of great bodily harm. That's like saying only the cops get to shoot the bad guy pointing a gun at you.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at July 24, 2024 06:40 PM (zuSOB)

363 No way Belichik puts a ring on it

Posted by: Jamaica at July 24, 2024 06:40 PM (IG7T0)

364 355 Why would Obama want Mark Kelly? He is a nothing.
Posted by: Megthered at July 24, 2024

If we are to believe the rumor mill, Obama feels a moderate is the answer. At least on paper.

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2024 06:40 PM (pZEOD)

365 I get no kick from champagne!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 06:41 PM (wse2C)

366
The Persecutor vs The Felon

It's so easy for to turn the lame leftist attacks back on them.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 06:41 PM (j/vaj)

367 Feel like marrying a stripper is like buying a boat. Two happiest days of your life are when you buy it and when you sell it...

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 24, 2024 06:42 PM (1i0Hi)

368 >>> Marrying a stripper is one of the classic blunders, along with getting involved in a land war in asia.
Posted by: Only Slightly Less Well Known at July 24, 2024 06:40 PM (bDO8y)

I'm rewatching Peaky Blinders. Fast women and slow horses!

Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2024 06:42 PM (Eng1Z)

369 Nood sham party

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 24, 2024 06:42 PM (Gnilx)

370 Trump on OAN

Posted by: Jamaica at July 24, 2024 06:42 PM (IG7T0)

371

NOOOOOD



nood

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 06:42 PM (j/vaj)

372 will bake you brownies. I will make you a sandwich and toast it, even. But you can just buy new socks.
Posted by: Piper
WHOA WHOA WHOA!
I thought we asked you to calm down.
Posted by: wth'

"Is this a movie, or a show?"
"Also, who is that person? Why is it dark and raining? What did that person do?"

Posted by: LenNeal at July 24, 2024 06:42 PM (bFId9)

373 362
I beg to differ. 2A gives you the right to use deadly force if their is a threat of great bodily harm. That's like saying only the cops get to shoot the bad guy pointing a gun at you.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo

Play that out. Private security sees a guy on the roof. Shoots him. What happens next?

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2024 06:43 PM (pZEOD)

374 If Trump goes along with this outrageous demand, he will lose all of his man card cred or a lot of it that he earned from reacting so bravely when they shot him. There were three actual Secret Service agents at the rally and the fat girls everybody talks about were not Secret Service but Homeland Security drones.

It wasn't incompetence to leave him out there, staked like a goat for the kill. It was f****** deliberate.

I don't know why any commenter here would claim that it's just incompetence. A blind man can see the setup with a cane.

Posted by: Beverly at July 24, 2024 06:43 PM (Epeb0)

375 367 Feel like marrying a stripper is like buying a boat. Two happiest days of your life are when you buy it and when you sell it...
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 24, 2024 06:42 PM (1i0Hi)

__________________________________

Plus you end up paying a fortune on ping pong balls. Heh heh...who here has been to the Phillipines?

Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2024 06:43 PM (dIske)

376 Watching PDT in Charlotte NC on C-SPAN.

https://tinyurl.com/2z7mahtz

Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 06:43 PM (64Zez)

377 Joke gets a twofer. Pisses all over Barky and Kumswalla. He may be mostly brain dead but he will always be a vindictive asshole.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2024 06:43 PM (5MvGY)

378 Marrying a stripper is one of the classic blunders, along with getting involved in a land war in asia.
Posted by: Only Slightly Less Well Known

I have a gently used 2019 Mustang GT with only 24,000 miles on it for the low low price of $23,999. I'll even throw in so new floor mats if you finance with us for 7.2% apr. What do you think Lance Corporal, we got a deal?

- used car salesman just outside the main gate

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 06:43 PM (MsrgL)

379 357 Marrying a stripper is one of the classic blunders

Posted by: Only Slightly Less Well Known at July 24, 2024 06:40 PM (bDO8y)

Wait, What?

Posted by: PFC Reforgerleaving a post dated check cashing place off post at July 24, 2024 06:44 PM (xcIvR)

380 Play that out. Private security sees a guy on the roof. Shoots him. What happens next?
Posted by: Piper

SS can't shoot a person on a roof either unless they perceive him to be a threat.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at July 24, 2024 06:44 PM (zuSOB)

381 369 Nood sham party
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 24, 2024 06:42 PM (Gnilx)

Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 06:45 PM (64Zez)

382 Play that out. Private security sees a guy on the roof. Shoots him. What happens next?
Posted by: Piper

SS can't shoot a person on a roof either unless they perceive him to be a threat.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Should have finished. They can and should remove him by force if he is in a restricted area. Private security has every right to conduct themselves in the same manner.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at July 24, 2024 06:46 PM (zuSOB)

383 Another huge red flag is that this was the first Trump rally that CNN had bothered to cover in several years.

Just like they magically showed up for the SWAT team arresting 72-year-old Roger Stone.

Posted by: Beverly at July 24, 2024 06:48 PM (Epeb0)

384 >>"Maybe Biden’s quick endorsement to Kamala was him giving the political finger to Obama over how things went. Works for me!"


I called this on Sunday.

Kamala is a Shit Sandwich to Obama.

Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2024 06:48 PM (G91v8)

385 Biden speaks tonight--it will be just like that Star Trek episode where a Starfleet scientist went to some planet to study the culture, etc., but disobeyed the prime directive, became the head honcho, and then implemented Nazism (because they got shit done, don't ya know). But his Nazi henchmen drugged him into a zombie, and you couldn't see his mouth (not move) behind a big-ass Nazi microphone when they propped him up to give speeches on Nazi TV (sorta like MTV, but with more flair).

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 24, 2024 06:57 PM (XMwZJ)

386 Somehow it's Wednesday and I thought it was Tuesday

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2024 07:01 PM (fwDg9)

387 So they can keep the crowd comparisons somewhat close. It's all about optics

Posted by: Kamala's Throat at July 24, 2024 07:02 PM (W+TLY)

388 I should get ready for bed so if Sundowner comes on at 8pm can watch some of it
Ah, he probably won't be long because it's way past his bedtime too

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2024 07:02 PM (fwDg9)

389 I hope he goes Capt Queeg on the witness stand, starts rambling on he has to stop Fascism and save America

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2024 07:04 PM (fwDg9)

390 From allegations of creating super spreader events, then to not paying local police, now there's no suitable protection for outdoor events.

Most obvious, we need a competent government.

Posted by: L - If.... (Cellphone) at July 24, 2024 07:07 PM (LL19j)

391 Go check out Dan Bongino's show on Rumble today. Ron Rowe, who is replacing Cheatle has been in charge of events and would have been the guy the denied Trump additional/proper protection.

So, the replaced an incompetent (at best) with someone that is possibly worse.

Bongino is torn, because he knows that Trump is great when he does large, outdoor gatherings, and that many indoor spots won't let him hold rallies. But he also does not trust the Secret Service, as it is currently run, to protect his safety in outdoor settings.

What a cf.

Posted by: Big Sam at July 24, 2024 07:16 PM (ULArf)

392 I imagine there are a lot of good patriotic Americans with the proper weaponry to give secret service a hand

Posted by: Jaimo at July 24, 2024 07:28 PM (sOA7y)

393 59 Trump should be holding rallies in large sports stadiums across the country, giving the middle finger to and ditching the Secret Cervix (which he should have done eight years ago), and hire his own trusted private security details.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 24, 2024 05:51 PM (byFz+)
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AND BILL THE USSS FOR THE EXPENSE DUE TO THEIR REPEATED GROSS INCOMPETENCE.
If I knew how to shout louder over the innaweb, I would do it.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 24, 2024 07:42 PM (6KkyI)

394 When Trump takes office he should fire everyone in the direct chain of command from the director down to the field agents.

And if it turns out that he can't fire them, then assign them permanently to the Biden detail.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at July 24, 2024 09:13 PM (oWFSx)

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