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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (7/23/24)
Quote I "We are right now testing and producing the elements of this aircraft that we will hope to fly around the end of this year," CEO Brian Yutko
Quote II “The other thing beyond mapping that’s coming is better integration with texting. We know that needs to come, and it’s something that teams are actively working on.” Rivian founder and CEO RJ Scaringe
Quote III "As a mom, as a Black mom raising two Black sons, you work really hard to not have your children have those types of experiences," Tamiko Davis
Quote IV ‘I would suggest you never do that. To call someone and tell them to disregard a court order is wrong.’ Missouri Judge Horsman
The Religion of Pieces is not worried one bit about slavery reparations.
Yemen’s Muslim Houthis are Bringing Back Slavery According to reports, the Muslim Houthi militias in Yemen are bringing chattel slavery back to the regions they control after the practice was outlawed in 1962. When they gain controlling power, Muslims have always been prone to enslaving their enemies and the minority groups in their midst. But “officially” slavery has been banned, even in heavily Muslim countries. In Yemen, for instance, slavery was banned in 1962 after the revolution there.
It appears that Rep. Andy Ogles (R-TN) is one of those fellows who enjoys pissing into the wind.
COMING FOR KAMALA Trump accuses Kamala Harris of ‘$91.5m campaign cash heist’ as GOP Rep. Andy Ogles launches impeachment articles at VP
The Harris Campaign was hit with two roadblocks just hours after the VP's first rally KAMALA Harris has already hit two roadblocks not even a week into her presidential campaign as Donald Trump's team has filed a complaint on her fundraising cash and Republican Representative Andy Ogles filed impeachment articles against her.
From Winston GOPe who is not a doctor nor plays one on TV. The official diagnosis of MushHead's condition is revealed in this short video.Z
Once upon a time I had a 1974 Ford F250 that could have starred in the following video. H/T Isophorone Blog
Do you agree with the following statement? More Restaurants With Attitude Are Needed - Put “The customer is always right” axiom to rest.
I just heard about this chef who refuses to sell tuna cooked past medium rare. He also won’t give patrons ketchup for their steak, nor will he make substitutions like kale for spinach. This sounds like my kind of place. As a piece of tuna goes from being cooked medium-rare to well-done, its texture moves towards resembling a can of StarKist. Chefs declining to wreck tuna like this are often called arrogant and elitist, but they choose their profession because of their passion for food, not to please every customer. Ruining a piece of expensive fish (fish isn’t supposed to be cooked dry) just to please a customer who should choose another fish goes against all their training and experience in the kitchen. As for the ketchup refusal, if a fine-dining chef doesn’t want ketchup in their restaurant, that’s their prerogative. Not wanting to dumb down a cut of beef with ketchup makes perfect sense to me, especially if the chef has gone to the trouble of creating a sauce for it. To customers whining about this, I’d tell them to go to Golden Corral to get a kiddie steak, and get it well-done, like a seven-year-old. Refusing to substitute spinach for kale—or any of the other annoying substitutions finicky, self-centered customers commonly request, thereby messing up a kitchen’s rhythm—that’s fine with me too. Some overgrown brats behave as if they’re at Chipotle, where they can customize all the ingredients in a burrito.
WNBA star Brittney Griner plans to have child call her 'pops'
Griner and her wife welcomed their 1st child earlier this month WNBA star Brittney Griner and her wife Cherelle welcomed their first child together last week as the Phoenix Mercury star was getting set to compete in the All-Star Game. The WNBA center told CBS Sports’ "We Need to Talk" that their son was born on July 8, a few weeks after the couple celebrated their sixth anniversary.
I wonder how long this guy survives in the Gray Bar Hotel?
‘I’ll f—ing shoot you right in your f—ing face’: Bodycam footage shows fatal shooting of Black woman in her home by deputy now charged with murder
Once again no This Day In Music. Just some stuff floating through my headphones over the past couple of days.
Perhaps the FBI can figure out who is tonight's Genius Award Winner.
WATCH: Woman accused of dining and dashing forgets purse at Florida restaurant PANAMA CITY BEACH, Fla. (WFLA) — A woman accused of dining and dashing at a Panama City Beach restaurant last week was busted after realizing she forgot her purse inside. Video captured by TikTok user @missyp711 shows the moment an alleged dine-and-dasher demands her purse, after mistakenly leaving it in a Longhorn Steakhouse restaurant after she bolted from her bill.
Americans are a generous lot. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Every Time The Power Goes Out, He Takes His Generator To His Elderly Neighbor's House In a world where news often highlights the negative, it's the small acts of kindness that remind us of the goodness still present in our communities. One such heartwarming story comes from a wife who shared a wholesome video of her husband going above and beyond to help their elderly neighbors during a storm and power outage.
Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. The ONT is proudly created & produced in the good old USA.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2024 10:00 PM (dZVON)
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Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 23, 2024 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2024 10:02 PM (dZVON)
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Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 10:02 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2024 10:00 PM (dZVON)
Oh thanks, guess who is getting the PB jar out and some chocolate.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 23, 2024 10:03 PM (QXQ4l)
A smart phone won't help them escape Joe Biden, either.
Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2024 10:03 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2024 10:05 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2024 10:05 PM (ItfP+)
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 10:02 PM (xJEPL)
Horde mind.... what a glorious place...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2024 10:05 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 10:06 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 23, 2024 10:06 PM (sAmhv)
On the plus side, I expect to have a kick-ass new coat this winter.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 23, 2024 10:06 PM (FVLcK)
Secret Service telling Trump not to have outdoor rallies anymore because of “safety concerns” sounds like they’re trying to threaten him. 🤷♀️
Posted by: Jmel at July 23, 2024 10:06 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: ALH
Good evening everyone.
(Originally posted 07/22/2024)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2024 10:06 PM (5Seyi)
That left wall has a wicked overhang at the start of the climb. Would not do.
And the bottom picture is so true. But a helmet would be good to wear. We have ATV accident in the our rural areas. Not everyone walks away.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 10:07 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 23, 2024 10:07 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Chuck C at July 23, 2024 10:07 PM (yOPBE)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 23, 2024 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 23, 2024 10:08 PM (A4Fy5)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 10:08 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 10:08 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 23, 2024 10:08 PM (A4Fy5)
I thank you.
Posted by: Charlie at July 23, 2024 10:09 PM (0eaVi)
Secret Service telling Trump not to have outdoor rallies anymore because of “safety concerns” sounds like they’re trying to threaten him. 🤷♀️
Posted by: Jmel at July 23, 2024 10:06 PM
DON'T CAMPAIGN AND ALL WILL BE WELL!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 23, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 10:09 PM (3Sugj)
CBD wrote that I bet....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2024 10:09 PM (ItfP+)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 23, 2024 10:07 PM (vJiyU)
On the last day?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 23, 2024 10:09 PM (0eaVi)
On the plus side, I expect to have a kick-ass new coat this winter.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 23, 2024 10:06 PM (FVLcK)
They are handsome little fuckers with their white coats and black tipped tail.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 23, 2024 10:09 PM (QXQ4l)
Griner and her wife welcomed their 1st child earlier this month
What could possibly go wrong that already hasn't?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 23, 2024 10:10 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 23, 2024 10:10 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 10:10 PM (u82oZ)
They really titled the article "Coming for Kamala?"
* checks link *
Oh, The Sun. Carry on, then.
Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2024 10:10 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 23, 2024 10:10 PM (s3qiR)
As she has no XY chromosomes "pop" does not apply.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 23, 2024 10:10 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Unpossible! If anything, we need more than the current 51 IC agencies so that we can uncoordinate even better!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2024 10:11 PM (5Seyi)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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We put them in the freezer first. As junk food goes, a frozen Reeses is a treat.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 23, 2024 10:12 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 23, 2024 10:12 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: Jmel at July 23, 2024 10:06 PM (bVhJi)
I think it's more like they want him to stop because those rallys are effective campaign events.
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 10:12 PM (xJEPL)
Griner and her wife welcomed their 1st child earlier this month
What could possibly go wrong that already hasn't?
Posted by: Notorious BFD
Yep, see a ton of therapy in that poor kids future.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 23, 2024 10:12 PM (vJiyU)
Close. Oh, so close.
Is Colorado returning to it's mountain independence roots, or has California made a permanent colony there?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 10:12 PM (u82oZ)
On the plus side, I expect to have a kick-ass new coat this winter.
Posted by: tankdemon
We'll know it's done when your nickname changes to "pimpdemon?"
Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2024 10:12 PM (DgGvY)
I remember when it was still possible to trust "most" government employees, that day was NOT a recent one, sadly!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 23, 2024 10:12 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 10:12 PM (3Sugj)
will turn out all right
If we end the day
with the Overnight.
Thread.
Howdy, y'all. Evenin', MisHum.
Posted by: mindful webworker - pomes 4 free at July 23, 2024 10:12 PM (+5dKF)
Love the photo up top. The massive red rocks feed my soul.
I prefer my tuna cooked rare. Unless it is in tuna noodle casserole - then I want it fully cooked, please. No substitutions.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 23, 2024 10:13 PM (R29zu)
duh
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 23, 2024 10:10 PM (s3qiR)
Such H8ers. It's like I don't know you Morons.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 23, 2024 10:13 PM (QXQ4l)
Count on him receiving lots of therapy and tender loving hormones.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 23, 2024 10:14 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 10:14 PM (3Sugj)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2024 10:14 PM (VNX3d)
The USSS, FBI, ATF all are so bad they make the puffed-up scalawags in NCIS look better. Got stories about NCIS, when it was NIS. Sheesh.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 10:15 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2024 10:15 PM (d9fT1)
Secret Service telling Trump not to have outdoor rallies anymore because of “safety concerns” sounds like they’re trying to threaten him. 🤷♀️
Posted by: Jmel
...................
Then, no indoor rallies, safety concerns.
No campaigning, safety concerns.
Don't turn your head next time, safety concerns
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 23, 2024 10:15 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2024 10:16 PM (ItfP+)
- Tamiko Davis
_
You had me right up until all the "Look at my skin" stuff, Tamiko.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - someone finally positioned Karmella for success at July 23, 2024 10:16 PM (4c4bA)
Posted by: The Griner Household at July 23, 2024 10:16 PM (mH6SG)
Still better than the baby boy adopted by two gay men. A few years later the child had monkey pox infections in a couple of key orifices.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 10:16 PM (u82oZ)
I am convinced that I have seen at least three iterations of fairly accurate Biden body doubles.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 23, 2024 10:17 PM (hOUT3)
— Supai Nazi
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 10:17 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 10:15 PM (u82oZ)
But, but I thought everyone at NCIS was part-scientific genius, part super secret-agent! CBS told me so!!!
Posted by: Dr. T at July 23, 2024 10:17 PM (jGGMD)
Is one preferred over the other? Or nah...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 23, 2024 10:17 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Unpossible! If anything, we need more than the current 51 IC agencies so that we can uncoordinate even better!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2024 10:11 PM (5Seyi)
Chuck U Schumer is usually spewing hate and lies 99% of the time. I remember one truth. He told us certain agencies had ways to screw Pres. Trump's administration. Wasn't he correct!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 23, 2024 10:17 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Supposedly giving a talk tomorrow....guess the bruises have faded enough for the make up to cover.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 23, 2024 10:17 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 23, 2024 10:00 PM (A4Fy5)
I coulda been a contenda
but I stopped to read content....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 10:18 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at July 23, 2024 10:18 PM (GLmO1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2024 10:18 PM (aPY1X)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 23, 2024 10:18 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 23, 2024
There's the guy with chin balls, and the guy with the attached earlobes. Who's the third?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 23, 2024 10:19 PM (w6EFb)
Wear that coat, but be sure to borrow Perfessor Squirrel's purple pimp hat, with feather.
It's you!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 10:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 10:16 PM (u82oZ)
Yes. I recall that story. I also recall my thoughts immediately afterward consisting of shackles, thermite, and a road flare.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 23, 2024 10:19 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at July 23, 2024 10:19 PM (3Sugj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
They should be shot.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 23, 2024 10:19 PM (qZEuM)
https://t.ly/jieQP
*NSFW; language*
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2024 10:19 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Jmel at July 23, 2024 10:06 PM (bVhJi)
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The real issue is that Dems cannot draw a crowd and are getting tired of being shown up by Trump. With the recent unpleasantness, an excuse of sorts is provided. Fvck the Dems. Carry on, DJT!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 23, 2024 10:20 PM (R29zu)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2024 10:20 PM (aPY1X)
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And the dog IIRC
Posted by: Moron Robbie - someone finally positioned Karmella for success at July 23, 2024 10:20 PM (4c4bA)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 23, 2024 10:20 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 10:20 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2024 10:21 PM (qejsy)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
They should be shot.
Before or after the gay dudes that left their adopted daughter in a hot car in San Diego?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2024 10:21 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 10:21 PM (u82oZ)
- Tamiko Davis
Types, deletes.
Types again, deletes again.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 23, 2024 10:21 PM (elaR+)
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One assumes they would stand out too much.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - someone finally positioned Karmella for success at July 23, 2024 10:21 PM (4c4bA)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 23, 2024 10:13 PM (R29zu)
I was working in Japan and we had an office potluck. One of the locals made shashimi, which is raw tuna fillets. We knew it was fresh, because he gutted the tuna in the office break room. The word "stench" doesn't quite convey the smell that filled the room.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 23, 2024 10:21 PM (MD3Ia)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2024 10:22 PM (ItfP+)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at July 23, 2024 10:22 PM (d9Cw3)
Thanks MisHum!
How's the bionics?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2024 10:18 PM (aPY1X)
I'm glad you like an ONT rerun.
The bionic knee has seen some vast improvement this past week. Thanks for asking.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 23, 2024 10:22 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 23, 2024 10:20 PM (w6EFb)
Why do you think the government is investing so heavily in AI?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 23, 2024 10:23 PM (hOUT3)
This is reminding me of that movie from a couple years ago, "The Menu," with Ralph Fiennes as a high-end chef who snapped from dealing with obnoxious customers.
Probably my favorite dark comedy (though I'm not very discerning in that category).
Posted by: Dr. T at July 23, 2024 10:23 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at July 23, 2024 10:22 PM (d9Cw3)
Thanks for stopping by Buck. I thought you would enjoy that video if you swung by.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 23, 2024 10:23 PM (QXQ4l)
So less sodomy and the lash, but still stupid policy that harms everyone but the insiders and grifters.
Got it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 10:23 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Tie all their heads together. Ammo is expensive nowadays.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 23, 2024 10:23 PM (qZEuM)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at July 23, 2024 10:22 PM (d9Cw3)
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Upright bass > overcooked tuna
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 10:24 PM (3Sugj)
Posted by: scampydog at July 23, 2024 10:24 PM (41CYW)
Really? And when some IC bought patsy shoots up the joint they get to say "see, we said no more campaign events! Now look what he made us do!"
Posted by: Boswell at July 23, 2024 10:24 PM (K+UlC)
I used to love peak bagging the the Sangre De Christo and San Juan ranges. Used to.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 10:24 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
Excellent! You and the fabulous are going to kick ass in the sack races!
Posted by: Some Rat at July 23, 2024 10:24 PM (vJiyU)
One assumes they would stand out too much.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
My nomination for thread winner!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 23, 2024 10:24 PM (hOUT3)
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CBD, is that you?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 23, 2024 10:25 PM (kpS4V)
Sure, it sounds like his kind of place because he happens to agree with those things. I wonder how he's react when he's told that he can't get what he wants at a snooty restaurant.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 23, 2024 10:25 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 23, 2024 10:22 PM (QXQ4l)
Good news, brother. Glad to hear that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2024 10:25 PM (aPY1X)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 10:25 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2024 10:26 PM (IG4Id)
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CBD, is that you?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 23, 2024 10:25 PM (kpS4V)
I know, right??
Rare tuna is disgusting and if I wanna put ketchup on my steak, it's my prerogative.
Of course, it's disgusting to eat ketchup on a steak, but I can if I wanna!! 'Merica!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2024 10:26 PM (aPY1X)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 10:27 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 23, 2024 10:27 PM (qZEuM)
Thanks MisHum!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2024 10:18 PM (aPY1X)
Well doggies. Just like hog jowls and possum innards!
Posted by: JD Clampett at July 23, 2024 10:27 PM (0eaVi)
It's embarrassing. My state has some serious crap going on, homeless crap, fentanyl crap, infrastructure crap..... but the ONLY FUCKING ISSUE IS THE RIGHT TO MURDER CHILDREN IN THE WOMB.
Like abortion will ever be illegal here. It won't. So can we please focus on something else.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 10:27 PM (mKKL7)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
fify
Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2024 10:28 PM (5Seyi)
It's embarrassing. My state has some serious crap going on, homeless crap, fentanyl crap, infrastructure crap..... but the ONLY FUCKING ISSUE IS THE RIGHT TO MURDER CHILDREN IN THE WOMB.
Like abortion will ever be illegal here. It won't. So can we please focus on something else.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 10:27 PM (mKKL7
That's how you know it's Moloch.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2024 10:28 PM (aPY1X)
How come there's never a dad?!
Posted by: COMountainMarie
There was one, here. The "dad" is Terrell Davis, being escorted off a plane in handcuffs.
According to the article, for tapping a flight attendant on the shoulder.
According to me, for rilin' up the BLMs for election season.
Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2024 10:29 PM (DgGvY)
Hello, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2024 10:29 PM (K5m3m)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
fify
Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2024 10:28 PM (5Seyi)
Fair, but we're mostly 29 and a lot of us have hangovers.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2024 10:29 PM (aPY1X)
Oh, I can't see anything that could go wrong with this. Jetsons era is upon us!
😨
Posted by: mindful webworker - pomes 4 free at July 23, 2024 10:29 PM (+5dKF)
What the heck do I know?
Posted by: Outside of Life at July 23, 2024 10:29 PM (89Sog)
Posted by: nurse ratched
I'm pretty sure we both know the answer to that question.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 23, 2024 10:29 PM (vJiyU)
Rare tuna is disgusting and if I wanna put ketchup on my steak, it's my prerogative.
Of course, it's disgusting to eat ketchup on a steak, but I can if I wanna!! 'Merica!
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Yes. That's your prerogative. However, as a small business owner, I have the right to allow my chef to serve food according to his whim. If you don't like it, go to Denny's.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 10:29 PM (mKKL7)
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How about carrots in chili?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 23, 2024 10:29 PM (L/fGl)
Nurse Ratched could have dropped the shooter dead standing right in front of Trump. As could Stek, sharron(willow's apprentice) and a host of other 'ettes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 10:29 PM (u82oZ)
I'll wager that their ad-hoc security, as to positions, field of surveillance responsibility, field of view, field of fire, will be at least as good as the Secret Services' own.
And push back some outward facing concentric rings of them, out to 6oo to 1000 yds, as needed.
So much as a gopher pops his wee head out of a burrow, ought to be making a life or death decision in the doing.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2024 10:30 PM (kQgoX)
Yes. That's your prerogative. However, as a small business owner, I have the right to allow my chef to serve food according to his whim. If you don't like it, go to Denny's.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 10:29 PM (mKKL7)
Fine. I will. Denny's is my kind of people.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2024 10:30 PM (aPY1X)
" Sharks got to eat. "
Motto of the new AirPinochet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
I am a fan of "the old ways are best" paradigm, so "Millstones and Rope" should be retained as an viable tool in the arsenal of normalcy.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 23, 2024 10:30 PM (hOUT3)
Really? And when some IC bought patsy shoots up the joint they get to say "see, we said no more campaign events! Now look what he made us do!"
Posted by: Boswell
Their tired of getting shown up when they can't fill a high school or WNBA stadium.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2024 10:30 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2024 10:30 PM (qejsy)
Posted by: scampydog at July 23, 2024 10:30 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: RickZ at July 23, 2024 10:32 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 10:32 PM (u82oZ)
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The Minutemen who fired their muskets at Concord Bridge did so for abortion.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 23, 2024 10:32 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 10:32 PM (lCWOD)
The Lame Stream Media has been reporting all day that Kameltoe has ALL the required delegates for the nom nom for her as THE Democratic nom for CIC.
This begs the question...Are not the (or these) candidates supposed to be voted on during the Democrate CONVENTION at which the attending Delegates ALL VOTE to ELECT their CANDIDATE?
Correct me if I'm wrong but why are they even having a CONVENTION at all???
Oh...that's right...Democrates no longer even play by the rules of their own party.
Thank Obama for that.
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 23, 2024 10:32 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2024 10:33 PM (0FoWg)
"President Kamala! I'm so excited, I peed a little in my Depends! Who wouldn't?!"
Sorry...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2024 10:33 PM (ItfP+)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 10:33 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2024 10:33 PM (qejsy)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2024 10:26 PM (aPY1X)
* * * *
Fresh tuna, preferably grilled rare and properly prepared, is nothing short of sublime. I also like it raw, in sushi or sashimi.
But I agree that you should be allowed to order what you want to eat at a restaurant!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 23, 2024 10:34 PM (R29zu)
The Lame Stream Media has been reporting all day that Kameltoe has ALL the required delegates for the nom nom for her as THE Democratic nom for CIC.
This begs the question...Are not the (or these) candidates supposed to be voted on during the Democrate CONVENTION at which the attending Delegates ALL VOTE to ELECT their CANDIDATE?
Correct me if I'm wrong but why are they even having a CONVENTION at all???
Oh...that's right...Democrates no longer even play by the rules of their own party.
Thank Obama for that.
Posted by: Nightwatch
The convention is just an excuse to get drunk, high, laid, and to burn down the host city in thanks.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2024 10:34 PM (VNX3d)
If you know in advance the tuna will be medium rare and that's not what you prefer, ORDER SOMETHING ELSE.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 10:34 PM (6+jBu)
Nurse Ratched could have dropped the shooter dead standing right in front of Trump. As could Stek, sharron(willow's apprentice) and a host of other 'ettes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 10:29 PM (u82oZ)
Amen Brother Salty.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 23, 2024 10:35 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 23, 2024 10:36 PM (qZEuM)
If you know in advance the tuna will be medium rare and that's not what you prefer, ORDER SOMETHING ELSE.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 10:34 PM (6+jBu
I tried to order a steak with ketchup but you kicked me out and sent me to Denny's.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2024 10:36 PM (aPY1X)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 10:36 PM (D7oie)
Oh...that's right...Democrates no longer even play by the rules of their own party.
Thank Obama for that.
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 23, 2024 10:32 PM (TDvv2)
Chicago will be a facsimile of a 'convention', a representaion, an illustration, an interpretive dance of a convention. A convention without all the sweat and stained sheets.
Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2024 10:36 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Diarrhea? The shooter woulda slid right off that highly-sloped roof!
Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2024 10:37 PM (DgGvY)
Nightwatch, Democrats are having a nonstop orgasm with Kamala after she reportedly did a very good job at a rally in Wisconsin. Her non-democratic coronation is whatever you had for dinner on this night three years ago. Remember that? No?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2024 10:37 PM (K5m3m)
"President Kamala! I'm so excited, I peed a little in my Depends! Who wouldn't?!"
Sorry...
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Cookie Milano speaks!
Alyssa Milano
@Alyssa_Milano
I’m ugly crying. I love her so much.
#Harris2024
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 23, 2024 10:37 PM (L/fGl)
Good times on the ONT!
Do I need to bring an extension cord to recharge your bionic knee in Texas? We could have you outrun one of those cows with the sharp horns.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 10:37 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 10:34 PM (6+jBu)
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Yup. One does not paint a mustache on the Mona Lisa.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 10:37 PM (3Sugj)
To say I have very mixed feelings about her joining the Army would be a vast understatement.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2024 10:38 PM (bi2p/)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 10:38 PM (6+jBu)
Thank Obama for that.
Posted by: Nightwatch
To be fair, when you are saving A Precious Democracy, there are no rules!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 23, 2024 10:38 PM (hOUT3)
HI love. Are you and ex ex coming to Corsicana?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 10:38 PM (6+jBu)
Posted by: mikeski
Depends.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 23, 2024 10:38 PM (qZEuM)
"President Kamala! I'm so excited, I peed a little in my Depends! Who wouldn't?!"
Sorry...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2024 10:33 PM (ItfP+)
We will let it go. This one time only.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 23, 2024 10:39 PM (QXQ4l)
Yeah, that's annoying, but if the alternative is siding with the scared-cat flight attendant, -- the person whose job is to be calm in an emergency, RSVP me for the next black panther party. Between "tapping a shoulder = assault" and stranding people in airports for using the correct Strunk and White pronouns, I want to see United ground into dust.
Posted by: Chuck C at July 23, 2024 10:39 PM (yOPBE)
I'm overcome by the very thought of a holistic digital experiance.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 10:40 PM (lCWOD)
HI love. Are you and ex ex coming to Corsicana?
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Yes, unless CWII/WWIII breaks out between now and then.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2024 10:40 PM (bi2p/)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 10:40 PM (6+jBu)
Posted by: Jmel
Kamala won't have the security problem of having to hold an outdoor rally because no building in an area is large enough hold all of her tens of supporters.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2024 10:40 PM (0Htd1)
It's the existential battle of all times for our souls and our Democracy!
youtube.com/watch?v=t5bSmB0W_WM
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 23, 2024 10:41 PM (fY84s)
Sorry...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2024 10:33 PM (ItfP+)
Well, I just threw up a little, so I guess we're even.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 23, 2024 10:41 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2024 10:41 PM (qejsy)
Good times on the ONT!
Do I need to bring an extension cord to recharge your bionic knee in Texas? We could have you outrun one of those cows with the sharp horns.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 10:37 PM (u82oZ)
Out running long horns is very much like out running black bears. You just need to be faster than the other guy/gal you are with.
I'm the guy who will be behind being Timothy Treadwelled.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 23, 2024 10:41 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2024 10:41 PM (aPY1X)
Geothermal explosion at one of the Yellowstone tourist walkways. Fortunately, nobody was hurt.
https://youtu.be/F-vn-tZp6kg
Amazing to have a story come out of Yellowstone that doesn't involve a human doing something stupid.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 23, 2024 10:42 PM (MD3Ia)
Prayers up for your niece as she enters basic training. I can certainly understand your feelings about the matter.
May she be in the forefront of a new and revitalized Army, one that is deserving of her service!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 23, 2024 10:42 PM (R29zu)
Black moms, Maybe teach your kids to "keep your hands to yourself."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 10:42 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Thurston Howell III at July 23, 2024 10:43 PM (kc0fx)
Just great, heat and more heat. Or will the Army call a time out during the hot part of the day?
Hope she does well there.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2024 10:43 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 23, 2024 10:43 PM (qZEuM)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2024 10:41 PM (qejsy)
I have been informed by reliable sources that they will be mostly peaceful protesters!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 23, 2024 10:43 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Steinway and Sons at July 23, 2024 10:43 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 23, 2024 10:21 PM
Gutting fish at work and using TPS cover sheets to soak up the guts isn't *that* bad.
Posted by: Peter Gibbons at July 23, 2024 10:44 PM (yOPBE)
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT trailings #22 at July 23, 2024 10:44 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2024 10:41 PM (aPY1X)
Why every successful woman needs a gay boyfriend VP who has a child. Since we are lucky she never reproduced.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 23, 2024 10:44 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2024 10:41 PM (qejsy)
I have been informed by reliable sources that they will be mostly peaceful protesters!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 23, 2024 10:43 PM (hOUT3)
I hope he brought his own security.
Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2024 10:44 PM (LHPAg)
Oh, I can't see anything that could go wrong with this. Jetsons era is upon us!
😨
Posted by: mindful webworker - pomes 4 free at July 23, 2024 10:29 PM (+5dKF)
Used to be, Wisk was a laundry detergent.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 10:44 PM (6r/DJ)
Posted by: Thurston Howell III at July 23, 2024 10:43 PM (kc0fx)
Tell me you hate properly cooked tuna without telling me you hate properly cooked tuna.
Posted by: RickZ at July 23, 2024 10:45 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2024 10:45 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 23, 2024 10:45 PM (NC3e0)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2024 10:45 PM (qejsy)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
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Unfortunately, she's joining now, when the lunatics in the five-sided nuthouse are in charge.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2024 10:46 PM (bi2p/)
Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2024 10:44 PM (LHPAg)
Hope he has Eric Prince in his contacts list
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 23, 2024 10:46 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 10:46 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 23, 2024 10:46 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2024 10:46 PM (qejsy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2024 10:46 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 23, 2024 10:47 PM (nVpzb)
BowTiedMara @BowTiedMara
It turned out to be an unmanned Houthi sea drone, article here:
https://tinyurl.com/4eckefz6
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 10:47 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Anna Puma
All of them, I hope. And they are given one way plane tickets to Gaza to support the poor palistinians.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 10:47 PM (6+jBu)
Ah, Kamala! I'm anticipating a whirlwind romance reminiscent of Barack Obama and Michelle Obama from their prime years.
It's the existential battle of all times for our souls and our Democracy!
Posted by: Dr. Bone
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Don't laugh. Their honeymoon produced the ugly baby that was his 8 years in office, 4 years of sabotage, and 4 years of puppet mastery.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2024 10:47 PM (K5m3m)
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 10:47 PM (xJEPL)
Is this chef also in the HOA? Houses must be this color, here's how many trees you can have, and if his neighbor puts an RV in their driveway, it's somehow his problem.
Posted by: Karen at July 23, 2024 10:47 PM (ShZB/)
Just great, heat and more heat. Or will the Army call a time out during the hot part of the day?
Hope she does well there.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I did my basic training there, at around this time. Of course, there was no time outs.
And she's from New Orleans, so the heat and humidity won't bother her none.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2024 10:48 PM (bi2p/)
If I ever hit the Powerball, I'm paying a shady tuna fishermen to let me ride with him until he hauls in a giant one, and then smoke some PCP, slash it open, lunge into it, and gorge on that sucker from the inside, so I can know the joy of the sharks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2024 10:48 PM (0FoWg)
To say I have very mixed feelings about her joining the Army would be a vast understatement.
Posted by: SMH
My daughter went to Basic at Ft. Jackson in 2009. It was good heat training for her Afghanistan deployment. She got out as a Captain in 2016.
Posted by: Formerly Worried Dad at July 23, 2024 10:48 PM (CV8a5)
Also must have salt and vinegar chips to go with.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2024 10:48 PM (aPY1X)
Posted by: Thurston Howell III at July 23, 2024 10:48 PM (kc0fx)
Yes. Bumble Bee Tuna even managed to cook a couple workers...
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2024 10:48 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 10:46 PM (xJEPL)
That's assuming Kamalalaladingson is still on the ballot. Once her polling numbers plummet, the Dems will pull something to get her off the ballot. It's not like Dems believe in the little people electing leaders, that's for the DNC muckety-mucks, peasant!
Posted by: RickZ at July 23, 2024 10:49 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 23, 2024 10:36 PM (qZEuM)
They don't care. They think like they're told to and clap and bark like trained seals when told to. They were told their Joe doll had lost its stuffing and they had to put the Joe doll garbage. But they didn't have time to feel sad for losing a doll, because they were immediately handed a brand-new Kamala doll! They were instantly happy-happy! Because they were told to be happy-happy.
It's easy to brainwash mental defectives.
Posted by: Gref at July 23, 2024 10:49 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2024 10:49 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Formerly Worried Dad
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I did my basic there in 1987 and 2001.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2024 10:49 PM (bi2p/)
When I was a youngster, i and my then husband and another couple had dinner at a high end seafood restaurant. The food was pretty good, but service sucked. So, yeah, we figure let's make a run for it. Of course, my sweet but dingbat girlfriend forgot her purse...she sent her guy back to get it. We STILL got away🤪...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2024 10:49 PM (ItfP+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2024 10:48 PM (4M+oY)
That sounds like a horrible way to go. stinks for sure
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 10:50 PM (xJEPL)
Unless he's an AOSHQ COB from NJ -- then we should totally pay attention to his culinary greatness.
Posted by: Doof at July 23, 2024 10:50 PM (RFPHU)
Hee hee!
Posted by: Mark in SC at July 23, 2024 10:50 PM (gWO+I)
Good. She'll be easier to beat than Whitchmer.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2024 10:50 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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The Army now is definitely not the Army I was in.
Thus the concern.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2024 10:50 PM (bi2p/)
The rest of Chicago... well, the Democrats really don't give a shit about that now do they?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 23, 2024 10:51 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 10:51 PM (RIvkX)
If I ever hit the Powerball, I'm paying a shady tuna fishermen to let me ride with him until he hauls in a giant one, and then smoke some PCP, slash it open, lunge into it, and gorge on that sucker from the inside, so I can know the joy of the sharks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2024 10:48 PM (0FoWg)
I like the way you think.
The lime juice thing is basically ceviche.
Posted by: RickZ at July 23, 2024 10:51 PM (gKDq2)
Netanyahu has most likely given marching orders for any attempt on him tomorrow.
You can guess how it might go in Gaza and even Lebanon if they were that stupid.
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 23, 2024 10:51 PM (TDvv2)
The Dem hierarchy knows that allowing the peasants to actually select the candidate leads to all sorts of problems later, so they have pretty much perfected the illusion that elections matter!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 23, 2024 10:51 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 10:46 PM (xJEPL)
That's assuming Kamalalaladingson is still on the ballot. Once her polling numbers plummet, the Dems will pull something to get her off the ballot. It's not like Dems believe in the little people electing leaders, that's for the DNC muckety-mucks, peasant!
Posted by: RickZ at July 23, 2024 10:49 PM (gKDq2)
Once she is nominated and I think she will be I don't know how Schumer/Pelosi/JEF can yank her off the ballot.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 23, 2024 10:51 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Fish-eyed Fool at July 23, 2024 10:51 PM (CV8a5)
I'd love to be a debate moderator on a Trump/Harris debate. I would even give both campaigns a list of topics. During the debate, though, I'd mix up the topic order, just to see who memorized the answers in a specific order, or gets flustered when hit with something unexpected.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2024 10:51 PM (VNX3d)
No body wants to bunk with the trannys.
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 10:51 PM (xJEPL)
"President Kamala! I'm so excited, I peed a little in my Depends! Who wouldn't?!
Sorry...
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Just a little? I always knew that woman was a liar.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2024 10:52 PM (0Htd1)
Secret Service telling Trump not to have outdoor rallies anymore because of “safety concerns” sounds like they’re trying to threaten him. 🤷♀️
Posted by: Jmel
Not like they failed to provide security, more like they stood by and watched it go down.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 23, 2024 10:52 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2024 10:52 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 23, 2024 10:52 PM (Ka3bZ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 23, 2024 10:52 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 23, 2024 10:51 PM (QXQ4l)
Hillary hasn't had her turn yet.
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 10:52 PM (xJEPL)
Geothermal explosion at one of the Yellowstone tourist walkways. Fortunately, nobody was hurt.
https://youtu.be/F-vn-tZp6kg
Amazing to have a story come out of Yellowstone that doesn't involve a human doing something stupid.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
I think the "human doing something stupid" part happened years ago when someone decided to build walkways over a volcano.
Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2024 10:53 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2024 10:53 PM (4M+oY)
Now that I think about it, there was something really odd about a plutocrat deciding to take a tour on a leaky ramshackle boat manned by a drunk and a halfwit. He didn't even get an exclusive tour, but decided to share the ride with a bunch of unwashed proles.
Strange. Something unexplained was going on there.
Posted by: spindrift at July 23, 2024 10:53 PM (xxEKK)
Posted by: RickZ
Interesting catch-22, the media has to inflate her poll numbers and that's all the dims have to go on....unless their internal polling shows how really crappy she's doing.
Interesting times....
Posted by: Some Rat at July 23, 2024 10:54 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2024 10:54 PM (bi2p/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 10:51 PM (RIvkX)
Once campaign slogan/meme already on X: The Prosecutor vs. The Felon.
Posted by: RickZ at July 23, 2024 10:54 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2024 10:54 PM (bi2p/)
As opposed to Mr. Rush and his imploding submersible Titan?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2024 10:54 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 23, 2024 10:54 PM (TDvv2)
BowTiedMara @BowTiedMara
It turned out to be an unmanned Houthi sea drone, article here:
https://tinyurl.com/4eckefz6
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 10:47 PM (wse2C)
Nobody in the region except Iran likes the houthis. Certainly not the Saudis or the Yemenis. Israel should just give a quiet heads-up to the Saudi and Yemeni leaders, and then hit the Houthi Stronghold with a few enhanced-radiation warheads. Wipe them out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 10:55 PM (6r/DJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2024 10:53 PM (4M+oY)
That's scary.
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 10:55 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: scampydog at July 23, 2024 10:55 PM (41CYW)
Heh! My late FIL owned and ran an Italian restaurant. His nickname was 'Moose'. His theory was 'Eat it and like it!'
If you bitched about the food, he would check it out but, if it was okay, he'd take your plate and tell you to get out and stay out (and, no charge).
The place was always packed.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2024 10:55 PM (5Seyi)
Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2024 10:55 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 23, 2024 10:56 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 23, 2024 10:51 PM (QXQ4l)
"The Lautenberg Rule."
Posted by: RickZ at July 23, 2024 10:56 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2024 10:56 PM (4M+oY)
Waffle House is just up the road and they are open 24/7/365.
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 10:57 PM (xJEPL)
If you bitched about the food, he would check it out but, if it was okay, he'd take your plate and tell you to get out and stay out (and, no charge).
The place was always packed.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2024 10:55 PM (5Seyi)
And stay out I would.
Posted by: Doof at July 23, 2024 10:57 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2024 10:58 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: mikeski
Here is body cam video released earlier this evening by Sen. Chuck Grassley showing an unidentified SS agent in full regalia and other LE on the unsafe highly-sloped roof, near the sniper's body. Note the sniper's blood on the roof. This video doesn't give much new info but shows the SS guy trying to figure out WTF happened?
https://tinyurl.com/yc79as5e
Posted by: Gref at July 23, 2024 10:58 PM (5fDan)
https://tinyurl.com/ycyzus62
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2024 10:58 PM (bi2p/)
How can they know it is a son? They should wait until the kid picks a gender of it's choice.
Posted by: Ripley at July 23, 2024 10:58 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 23, 2024 10:58 PM (aZ74O)
Best tuna ever.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 23, 2024 10:59 PM (Q4IgG)
I'd love to be a debate moderator on a Trump/Harris debate. I would even give both campaigns a list of topics. During the debate, though, I'd mix up the topic order, just to see who memorized the answers in a specific order, or gets flustered when hit with something unexpected.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2024 10:51 PM (VNX3d)
But that's not fair!!!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 23, 2024 10:59 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 23, 2024 10:59 PM (aZ74O)
Posted by: ALH
Mine is: "Can opener is in the drawer."
Posted by: Some Rat at July 23, 2024 10:59 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 10:59 PM (RIvkX)
1) it's been Kamala all along leading the push for Joe to drop out
2) Joe knew but can't say how or that it was her
3) but the cocaine in the WH was Kamala's, and he ordered Cheadle to cover for her (in that he still believed she was keeping the Obama's at least on the sidelines)
4) endorsing her is his revenge for the betrayal
5)because Cheadle is still loyal to him and will, after she secures the nomination, leak the cocaine was Kamalas and that Kamala ordered her to cover it up.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 23, 2024 11:00 PM (HpW0e)
I'm not hung up on these particular examples, but the idea of chef as expert is kinda dumb. The only expert about what I want to eat is me. And I'd avoid this kind of place lie the plague. If I'm paying, I'm going to be the decision-maker (though I often am open to advice and recommendations).
Posted by: chefs are overrated at July 23, 2024 11:00 PM (lzNT1)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2024 10:58 PM (bi2p/)
It's not the crime, it's the coverup.
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 11:00 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2024 11:00 PM (LHPAg)
I encountered one of these fucking meatheads when I lived in Denver.
My very ill infant passed out, choked on vomit and started turning blue, so I called 911 and administered CPR. I had her conscious and breathing in the small bedroom by the time paramedics arrived, but they were examining her before taking her to the hospital. Everything was going as well as one could expect. Then Officer Rock Roidrager showed up.
This asshole quite literally forced his way through the paramedics after they asked him to wait outside the crowded bedroom, so he could aggressively question me while they worked. It was surreal. Total nutjob, with a badge and gun.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2024 11:01 PM (0FoWg)
Now that I think about it, there was something really odd about a plutocrat deciding to take a tour on a leaky ramshackle boat manned by a drunk and a halfwit. He didn't even get an exclusive tour, but decided to share the ride with a bunch of unwashed proles.
Strange. Something unexplained was going on there.
Posted by: spindrift
Just because you are wealthy doesn't mean you aren't cheap or frugal. And Ginger Grant was a movie star. Maybe the plan was to toss Lovey to the sharks.
Posted by: Down At The Lagoon at July 23, 2024 11:02 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 11:02 PM (15aOX)
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Call 911 and die.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 11:03 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Nightwatch
Absent specific state laws, the parties can do whatever they want. They are private organizations, not federal entities ... despite what the left wants.
Potentially, the DEMs can nominate Klatu-Berrada-Niktu at the last minute, if they wish. Look up Toricelli New Jersey.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2024 11:03 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Doof
Sorry, but I agree with the chef.
Here are my offerings. If you prefer something different, perhaps you should go somewhere else. This is my attempt at excellence. If you don't want to even try my dish, why are you here?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 11:03 PM (XS2xc)
Posted by: ALH
Mine is: "Can opener is in the drawer."
Posted by: Some Rat at July 23, 2024 10:59 PM (vJiyU)
In your house when you're proving generous hospitality - respect and deference to the cook should be utmost.
But if you're running a restaurant for paying customers, it's a dickhead move to belittle their choice.
Posted by: Doof at July 23, 2024 11:03 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2024 11:03 PM (4M+oY)
Now that I think about it, there was something really odd about a plutocrat deciding to take a tour on a leaky ramshackle boat manned by a drunk and a halfwit. He didn't even get an exclusive tour, but decided to share the ride with a bunch of unwashed proles.
Strange. Something unexplained was going on there.
Posted by: spindrift at July 23, 2024 10:53 PM (xxEKK)
Same unexplained thing as the astronaut who lands on a desert island and smuggles a bottle with a girl in it back to Cape Canaveral.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 11:04 PM (QGaXH)
Should have their faces pummeled and their dogs thrown out into traffic. Only counts if they bounce twice before being run over..
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 23, 2024 11:04 PM (TDvv2)
...
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 23, 2024 11:00 PM (HpW0e)
-==
I'm impressed.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 11:04 PM (RIvkX)
The Lame Stream Media has been reporting all day that Kameltoe has ALL the required delegates for the nom nom for her as THE Democratic nom for CIC.
Good. She'll be easier to beat than Whitchmer.
Posted by: nerdygirl
She has all the delagates AND all the electoral votes.
It's all over but the cackling.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2024 11:04 PM (63Dwl)
>>Like abortion will ever be illegal here. It won't. So can we please focus on something else.
If they don't focus on abortions how will they prevent the imaginary Republicans from taking over?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 23, 2024 11:04 PM (XV/Pl)
Awoke one night from a deep dream of peace,
And saw, within the moonlight in his room,
Making it rich, and like a lily in bloom,
An angel writing in a book of gold:—
Exceeding peace had made Ben Had bold,
And to the Presence in the room he said
"What writest thou?"—The vision raised its head,
And with a look made of all sweet accord,
Answered "The names of those who love the Lord."
"And is mine one?" said the Ben Had. "Nay, not so,"
Replied the angel. Ben Had had spoke more low,
But cheerly still, and said "I pray thee, then,
Write me as one that loves all fellow Morons."
The angel wrote, and vanished. The next night
It came again with a great wakening light,
And showed the names whom love of God had blessed,
And lo! Ben Had's name led all the rest.
Posted by: Miklos Effendi with o' the fez to James Henry Leigh Hunt at July 23, 2024 11:05 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2024 11:03 PM (4M+oY)
I never got the feeling he was anything but devoted to Lovey.
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 11:05 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2024 11:06 PM (qejsy)
Here are my offerings. If you prefer something different, perhaps you should go somewhere else. This is my attempt at excellence. If you don't want to even try my dish, why are you here?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 11:03 PM (XS2xc)
Sure. Let me pay you my money for you to tell me to take it your way or no way. I like my food spicy and flavorful but some dickweed chef says nope, it's perfect as is. Fuck that guy
Posted by: Doof at July 23, 2024 11:06 PM (RFPHU)
Try dealing with those stupid mutts tucked into purses while the idiot is shopping. Or the ones who bring the bigger dogs in, even though they are clearly not service animals. You are screwed no matter what. While praying none of them take a poop amidst the vegetables.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2024 11:06 PM (4M+oY)
Now that I think about it, there was something really odd about a plutocrat deciding to take a tour on a leaky ramshackle boat manned by a drunk and a halfwit. He didn't even get an exclusive tour, but decided to share the ride with a bunch of unwashed proles.
Strange. Something unexplained was going on there.
Posted by: spindrift
Just because you are wealthy doesn't mean you aren't cheap or frugal. And Ginger Grant was a movie star. Maybe the plan was to toss Lovey to the sharks.
Posted by: Down At The Lagoon at July 23, 2024 11:02 PM (CV8a5)
Just because you are wealthy doesn't mean you aren't cheap or frugal.
BULLSHIT!
Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hamsters at July 23, 2024 11:07 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2024 11:07 PM (5Seyi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2024 11:06 PM (4M+oY)
It's gross. You put your child or your groceries in the same cart that was just occupied by an animal.
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 11:08 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2024 11:08 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2024 11:09 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 23, 2024 11:09 PM (cOq4q)
Been saying that for years nyah. How did you Yumans ever get to the top of the food chain?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2024 11:10 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Doof
No Kok! Pepsi!
Posted by: Tonypete
Careful
Doof speaks Albanian, if he wants to.
Do not (in a friendly way)
Posted by: Miklos Zogu I, Rightfull King of all the Albanias at July 23, 2024 11:10 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 11:05 PM (xJEPL)
Dude didn't have a prenup.
Posted by: RickZ at July 23, 2024 11:11 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 23, 2024 11:09 PM (cOq4q)
It's a lot tamer today. Those crazy hippies were everywhere.
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 11:11 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Gotta be Lovey, at my age, Mary Ann and Ginger would have hateful things said about them.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 23, 2024 11:11 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Doof
Sorry, but I agree with the chef.
Here are my offerings. If you prefer something different, perhaps you should go somewhere else. This is my attempt at excellence. If you don't want to even try my dish, why are you here?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 11:03 PM (XS2xc)
So. Who is better Rush or Neil Young & any of his band combinations?
Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hamsters at July 23, 2024 11:11 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Doof
Well, heck. It depends on the restaurant. If I go to a regular steak house, they will ask me how I prefer my steak cooked.
If I go to a price fixed, nine course gastronomic adventure paired with wine, that's completely different. They will present you with the offerings and you will eat it or not.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 11:11 PM (VCFK5)
Lost all my enthusiasms for quaffing their product or eating when I noticed all the dogs brought by their owners UP ON THE PICNIC TABLES "being cute".
Fuck that noise.
*yells at clouds*
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2024 11:12 PM (Aqu9a)
If you ain't some kind of Five Star eatery don't get that snooty.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2024 11:08 PM (4M+oY)
But I gave you something "fancy" - with a demiglaze of goat sweat, roasted dandelions, and ornate pencil shavings. You'll leave hungry but pay me a lot of money anyway
Posted by: Doof at July 23, 2024 11:12 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Looks like a good market for a driveway automatic undercarriage wash.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 11:12 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Mr. Felix at July 23, 2024 11:12 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hamsters
No offense, but are you retarded? RUSH.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 23, 2024 11:13 PM (0yR78)
If I go to a price fixed, nine course gastronomic adventure paired with wine, that's completely different. They will present you with the offerings and you will eat it or not.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 11:11 PM (VCFK5)
Sounds like the snooty chef runs the kind of place I'd not want to be caught dead in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 11:13 PM (6r/DJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 11:03 PM (XS2xc)
Maybe it’s their first time. I don’t normally research a restaurant’s rules before I try one out.
Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2024 11:13 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2024 11:09 PM
Agreed.
I had to turn off the video, it was too painful to watch.
I assume the garages make the videos for their liability protection. I suspect they also keep the paperwork that notes the defects and a video of the license plate!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 23, 2024 11:14 PM (Q4Dc6)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Ditto, they don't even have the instinct of self- preservation.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 23, 2024 11:14 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2024 11:03 PM (4M+oY)
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George Washington, on the other hand, would have no such dilemma.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 11:14 PM (15aOX)
If you ain't some kind of Five Star eatery don't get that snooty.
Posted by: Anna Puma
I turn my nose up because I like the smell
Posted by: BBQklos at July 23, 2024 11:14 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 23, 2024 11:14 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 11:14 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2024 11:14 PM (qejsy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2024 11:15 PM (4M+oY)
If I go to a price fixed, nine course gastronomic adventure paired with wine, that's completely different. They will present you with the offerings and you will eat it or not.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 11:11 PM (VCFK5)
The article in question was about personal choice of tuna and steak wellness levels and condiments.
I agree with your second paragraph. If it's a preset selection of courses - different story
Posted by: Doof at July 23, 2024 11:15 PM (RFPHU)
BULLSHIT!
Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hamsters at July 23, 2024 11:07 PM (QXQ4l)
Earned wealth: Very likely be cheap or frugal
Inherited/Lottery/Sudden Celebrity Wealth: puts drunken sailors to shame
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 11:15 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Doof
Wrong. In the original French...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 23, 2024 11:15 PM (0yR78)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Spray foam and latex caulk cover a multitude of sins.
Posted by: Harvey the Hack at July 23, 2024 11:15 PM (CV8a5)
Makes me want to pick up my mother's D-18; in fact, I think I will.
Onward, clc
Posted by: clc at July 23, 2024 11:15 PM (v0z+p)
Posted by: Not a CPAMiklos at July 23, 2024 11:17 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2024 11:17 PM (qejsy)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
This is why I just bought a popcorn popper.
Gotta start experimenting to get it just right.
Sweet or savory?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 11:17 PM (VCFK5)
Posted by: Doof
You'd be a hit in Japan. By hit, i mean your head on the floor.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2024 11:17 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2024 11:14 PM (qejsy)
The crazies you mention? Kamala supports them all.
She even promoted a bail fund to let Black Lives Murderers out of jail.
She hates Israel.
And since she loves BLM she loves some antifa.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 23, 2024 11:17 PM (QXQ4l)
Station him in Del Rio. Or, do they have a station in Presidio?
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 11:18 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 23, 2024 11:14 PM
I think they are operating on the "Well I haven't wrecked yet!" principle.
Of course, these people may be so stupid that they would apply that same logic while playing Russian roulette with a 6-shot revolver after they have already experienced five "clicks".
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 23, 2024 11:19 PM (Q4Dc6)
RIP: Blues Legend John Mayall Is Dead at 90.
Mayall’s Bluesbreakers were a clearinghouse for generational talent. Eric Clapton quit the Yardbirds and joined the band; his playing was featured on its debut LP, released in 1966. When Clapton left, Peter Green, later to found Fleetwood Mac, joined. And when Green left, Mick Taylor, later of the Rolling Stones, joined. Mayall was to British blues guitarists what Leo Castelli was to New York painters; his group was the blue-chip gallery you wanted to show your work in. The bassist Jack Bruce met Clapton in the Bluesbreakers, then went on to found Cream. Other future rock stars who were Mayall alumni: Mick Fleetwood and John McVie, later of Fleetwood Mac, and the well-traveled drummer Aynsley Dunbar...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 23, 2024 11:19 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
I've already stocked up on popcorn for this eventuality, but you know the Dems will have this locked down tight. Nothing outside the party, nothing against the party.
Posted by: Thurston Howell III at July 23, 2024 11:19 PM (kc0fx)
And since she loves BLM she loves some antifa.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
Isn't she married to a white, Jewish man?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 11:19 PM (VCFK5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2024 11:20 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Doof
They will spice up your catfish, if you ask.
Posted by: Miklos looks forward at July 23, 2024 11:20 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2024 11:20 PM (qejsy)
Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2024 11:21 PM (B1dzx)
As a child, back in the day, long ago, I and my neighborhood friends would ride our bikes up into the local Big Tujunga Canyon and spend the day roaming through the streambed.
Fish, tadpoles. Crystal Clear pools to swim in.
Sometimes encountering Hippies having sex right out on top of the rocks and in the streams...GROSS!!
Yep
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 23, 2024 11:21 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at July 23, 2024 11:21 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Harvey the Hack at July 23, 2024 11:15 PM
Ask one of those drivers if they can give the numerical value of the tensile strength of either spray foam or latex caulk.
I want a video of the blank, return stare.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 23, 2024 11:21 PM (Q4Dc6)
Posted by: Miklos looks forward at July 23, 2024 11:20 PM (XIkHl)
Miklos always gets it.
Posted by: Doof at July 23, 2024 11:22 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 11:19 PM (VCFK5)
The husband's obviously a Democrat. Why would all that matter? Party over self. There are some American Jews who hate Israel, too, the stupid bastards.
Posted by: RickZ at July 23, 2024 11:23 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2024 11:23 PM (qejsy)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Sometimes it's as simple as just getting under the biggest wallet you can find.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 23, 2024 11:23 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2024 11:24 PM (ItfP+)
Posted by: scampydog at July 23, 2024 11:24 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2024 11:17 PM (qejsy)
Ginger is still around? I thought they had all assumed room temperature.
I think Barbara Eden still pulses too - maybe. Too lazy to check.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 11:24 PM (QGaXH)
Station him in Del Rio. Or, do they have a station in Presidio?
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 11:18 PM
Surely we have a sniper position to oppose the Russians on the outermost Aleutian Island?
Wouldn't the sniper find that posting much more comfortable?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 23, 2024 11:25 PM (Q4Dc6)
Posted by: scampydog at July 23, 2024 11:24 PM (41CYW)
And some are burnt toast.
Posted by: RickZ at July 23, 2024 11:25 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2024 11:25 PM (VavZF)
Crystal from Noo Awlins
They made it two miles away, three days a week.
I walked out the door in the morning and knew if it was a Crystal Day.
Posted by: Miklos so recalls at July 23, 2024 11:25 PM (XIkHl)
I think Kamala's anything (regarding political views) is completely up to whatever is expedient and popular- not actual feeling.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 11:25 PM (PDf99)
I'd mix up the topic order, just to see who memorized the answers in a specific order, or gets flustered when hit with something unexpected.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2024 10:51 PM (VNX3d)
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I did that. Those that skipped a test for some 'valid' reason got to take it later. Usually I would prepare a new test with different questions but occasionally I would use the same test but scramble the possible answers order (multiple choice). Hilarious results. Hey it's easy to bring a set of answers written somewhere like a hand.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT trailings #23 at July 23, 2024 11:25 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
To play in Dearborn and Minneapolis, she'll have to get rid of her husband. I'm not sure if they'd be happy with just a divorce, because I seem to recall that the Koran frowns upon female initiated divorce.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2024 11:26 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Maniac Cop at July 23, 2024 11:26 PM (lzNT1)
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake
Posted by: DNC Chicago 2024 at July 23, 2024 11:26 PM (VavZF)
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Look at those two. They *look* like criminals. The one who pulled the trigger will do just fine in the joint. Go check out his mugshot. He'll be in a gang within 24 hours.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2024 11:26 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hamsters
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Both should be sent to Cuba.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 11:26 PM (lCWOD)
Urban myth?
Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2024 11:27 PM (B1dzx)
The day of the shooting I saw one pic of the dead shooter on the roof. It showed the lower part of his body, he had shorts on.
Later there appear photos of the shooter crawling on the roof, it looks like he has white pants on. Then today Grassley released bodycam video showing agents on the roof w/ the dead shooter. Twice you see the lower part of his body and he has shorts on.
How does any of this make sense?
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 23, 2024 11:27 PM (55Qr6)
The customer is always right doesn't go far enough. These scum can't even contain their scorn for the people keeping them in business. And then have the gall to ask you to tip 50% so they don't have to pay their staff's wages. Screw 'em.
Posted by: Sjg at July 23, 2024 11:28 PM (aqZN1)
Posted by: Tradition! at July 23, 2024 11:28 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: polynikes
No. Happened in New York. (according to the "Bathroom reader" which is just as good as wiki.)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 23, 2024 11:29 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 23, 2024 11:27 PM (55Qr6)
Does kind of feel like Vegas.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 11:29 PM (PDf99)
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take
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Moon landing photo team got the call to the bullpen? I haven't seen those pictures/videos. Curious now.
Posted by: scampydog at July 23, 2024 11:29 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2024 11:30 PM (Aqu9a)
https://youtu.be/DHxo2cHsits?si=1wdosRq_zLKYGYc7
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 23, 2024 11:33 PM (lhenN)
Same unexplained thing as the astronaut who lands on a desert island and smuggles a bottle with a girl in it back to Cape Canaveral.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 11:04 PM (QGaXH)
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Yes but what a girl! Plus she did magic.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT trailings #24 at July 23, 2024 11:34 PM (qfLjt)
The cop car started pursuing, then quickly dropped out, realizing there was zero chance of a "safe" pursuit.
Anyone know the current police protocol for catching those dangerous a-holes?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 23, 2024 11:34 PM (Q4Dc6)
I watched the footage. It's one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen. Straight up murdered that woman and keeps her corpse at gunpoint. Fucking psycho who needs to be out of circulation for good.
Posted by: FTP at July 23, 2024 11:35 PM (wY0ZM)
Posted by: Shomer Shabbos at July 23, 2024 11:35 PM (lzNT1)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 11:36 PM (lCWOD)
I had to turn off the video, it was too painful to watch.
I assume the garages make the videos for their liability protection. I suspect they also keep the paperwork that notes the defects and a video of the license plate!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 23, 2024 11:14 PM (Q4Dc6)
We do that with the bikes. Thank god most riders understand that with 2 wheels there is no room for error. Occasionally I'll get a bike in for a service with bald tires, but nothing more than that, and they usually get the tires done soon. Well, there *is* the wiring. So many people think that because they wired their home stereo how hard can a bike be to wire. I'll see lamp cord, speaker wire, bell wire, house wire connectors, romex, etc. I have car mechanic friends that always tell me horror stories. After listening to them I realize I don't have any problems. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2024 11:36 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT trailings #24 at July 23, 2024 11:34 PM (qfLjt)
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Darrin Stevens and Maj. Tony Nelson were the two most imagination-challenged dopes in the history of Western Civilization.
CHANGE MY MIND
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 11:37 PM (15aOX)
Urban myth?
Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2024 11:27 PM (B1dzx)
I've heard that potato chip origin story before. There's lot of food origin urban myths, some are so myth-y.
There's the chimichanga origin story.
The Buffalo Wings origin story. And others.
Many food origin stories are serendipitous in nature (feed the drunk/hungover customer 'something'!, especially after the kitchen's officially closed for the night), gastronomic in reality ('damn, this is good!'). The good ones make the menu, the bad ones 'well, I tried'.
Some chefs are like inventors, creating many new things in their heads and, rather than in a lab or garage, having their ideas come to fruition in a pan.
Posted by: RickZ at July 23, 2024 11:37 PM (gKDq2)
The cop car started pursuing, then quickly dropped out, realizing there was zero chance of a "safe" pursuit.
Anyone know the current police protocol for catching those dangerous a-holes?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 23, 2024 11:34 PM (Q4Dc6)
An RPG comes to mind.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2024 11:37 PM (VwHCD)
Firearms Policy Coalition
@gunpolicy
Oh, look, gun emojis have been fixed. Sweet.
8:04 PM · Jul 23, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 23, 2024 11:38 PM (9aVck)
https://youtu.be/DHxo2cHsits?si=1wdosRq_zLKYGYc7
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 23, 2024 11:33 PM (lhenN)
The Mateba revolvers were certainly unique looking (kind of give you a blade runner feel.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 11:38 PM (PDf99)
Snooty chef with gaged earlobes, $30k in tats and walking around the kitchen in Crocs can politely make any recommendation he likes and I'll definitely take it into consideration. But once I decide how I want my steak, he can shut his fucking pie-hole, because otherwise I'm gonna put in my order and wait until the slab of beef is half-cooked before walking out.
Posted by: IllTemperedcur at July 23, 2024 11:38 PM (bQgYe)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 11:39 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2024 11:39 PM (ItfP+)
or normally don't prepare at home. If I want something very specific and will be disappointed if it is not perfect, I will just make it at home.
Restaurants are more of an adventure for me. Or a treat.
I guess I don't get out very much.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 11:39 PM (HXGNm)
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT trailings #24 at July 23, 2024 11:34 PM (qfLjt)
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Darrin Stevens and Maj. Tony Nelson were the two most imagination-challenged dopes in the history of Western Civilization.
CHANGE MY MIND
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 11:37 PM (15aOX)
Tim O'Hara rounds out the trio.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 11:41 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Shomer Shabbos
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Rabbi Sixto dedicated it.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 11:41 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2024 11:17 PM (qejsy)
Have you seen her recently? She should change her name to Imhotep.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2024 11:41 PM (VwHCD)
or normally don't prepare at home. If I want something very specific and will be disappointed if it is not perfect, I will just make it at home.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Agree. Never understood the 'Tastes Like Home Cooked' line. If I want home cooked, I'll do it at home.
Posted by: scampydog at July 23, 2024 11:41 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2024 11:06 PM (4M+oY)
It's gross. You put your child or your groceries in the same cart that was just occupied by an animal.
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 11:08 PM (xJEPL)
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Consider that 'little seat where you place your child'. Consider that child with a full diaper.
Next customer has no child with. Places small food items and purse in that same 'seat'.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT residue #25 at July 23, 2024 11:42 PM (qfLjt)
Next customer has no child with. Places small food items and purse in that same 'seat'.
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This is why I never let Joe ride in the cart.
Posted by: DOKTOR Jill Biden at July 23, 2024 11:43 PM (15aOX)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 23, 2024 11:34 PM (Q4Dc6)
An RPG comes to mind.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2024 11:37 PM (VwHCD)
It's one context in which excessive force makes sense. I'm tired of reading hot-pursuit/flight cases involving fatalities for poor bastards who were just in the way.
Posted by: not a lot of sympathy left for this at July 23, 2024 11:44 PM (lzNT1)
Next customer has no child with. Places small food items and purse in that same 'seat'.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT residue #25 at July 23, 2024 11:42 PM (qfLjt)
Ewww
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 11:44 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2024 11:06 PM (4M+oY)
It's gross. You put your child or your groceries in the same cart that was just occupied by an animal.
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 11:08 PM (xJEPL)
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Consider that 'little seat where you place your child'. Consider that child with a full diaper.
Next customer has no child with. Places small food items and purse in that same 'seat'.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT residue #25 at July 23, 2024 11:42 PM (qfLjt)
Yeah...that's one of those 'I don't wanna know situations'
(makes mental note to wipe down seat area of carts with store provided wipes from now on......)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 11:45 PM (QGaXH)
The day of the shooting I saw one pic of the dead shooter on the roof. It showed the lower part of his body, he had shorts on.
Later there appear photos of the shooter crawling on the roof, it looks like he has white pants on. Then today Grassley released bodycam video showing agents on the roof w/ the dead shooter. Twice you see the lower part of his body and he has shorts on.
How does any of this make sense?
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 23, 2024 11:27 PM (55Qr6)
I've seen some audio experts state there were three shooters. The first two or three shots were not from Crooks. The next series were from him. Then one shot with a completely different sound. There were three overseas bit-coin accounts. Cheatle refused to say how many shell casings were found on the roof.
Most assassination attempts put the target in a killing zone of more one shooter, just to be sure. I don't think Oswald was the only shooter in Dealy Plaza that November day, he was the expendable one and caught (then assassinated). Crooks was the expendable one, and killed.
Posted by: RickZ at July 23, 2024 11:45 PM (gKDq2)
Firearms Policy Coalition
@gunpolicy
Oh, look, gun emojis have been fixed. Sweet.
8:04 PM · Jul 23, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe
I hate that type of censorship. My older Samsung has a nice revolver emoji. Not sure about my current phone.
Posted by: Rex B at July 23, 2024 11:45 PM (5h/8D)
Posted by: DOKTOR Jill Biden
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I think me and my depends can squeeze into that cart.
Posted by: Joy Behar at July 23, 2024 11:46 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 11:46 PM (6r/DJ)
Theoretically.
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 11:47 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2024 11:06 PM (4M+oY)
It's gross. You put your child or your groceries in the same cart that was just occupied by an animal.
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 11:08 PM (xJEPL)
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Consider that 'little seat where you place your child'. Consider that child with a full diaper.
Next customer has no child with. Places small food items and purse in that same 'seat'.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT residue #25 at July 23, 2024 11:42 PM (qfLjt)
Yeah...that's one of those 'I don't wanna know situations'
(makes mental note to wipe down seat area of carts with store provided wipes from now on......)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 11:45 PM (QGaXH)
Then there's the Food Court at the local "urban energy" mall . . . where tables pull double duty as food tables and baby changing tables . . .
Posted by: E. Coli Rules! at July 23, 2024 11:47 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Doof at July 23, 2024 11:06 PM (RFPHU)
Don't order the curry at a Chinese restaurant.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 11:48 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: E. Coli Rules! at July 23, 2024 11:47 PM (Aqu9a)
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Welcome to the Night Soil Cafe. Chopsticks?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 11:49 PM (15aOX)
Because then we would know for sure it's a fake.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 10:21 PM (u82oZ)
Belated hug to you! I'm sorry - I got distracted with video.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 23, 2024 11:49 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 11:49 PM (HXGNm)
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 11:08 PM (xJEPL)
Just out of curiosity, do you not have animals, or do you make your dog live in its crate?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 11:49 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 23, 2024 11:49 PM (w6EFb)
Wrong. In the original French...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 23, 2024 11:15 PM (0yR7
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Est faux.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT residue #26 at July 23, 2024 11:50 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: I'm drawing the line at support ferrets at July 23, 2024 11:50 PM (lzNT1)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 11:50 PM (QGaXH)
Went in, sat, the waitress dropped the waters and menus.
Three minutes into studying the menu, I left a $2 tip for the waters, and walked out.
When the menu is that pretentious and twee, it's best to cut your losses and go find some real food.
That said, there are limits on "having it your way". As, don't go into an Italian joint and order Pork Fried Rice or Caribbean Jerk Chicken.
'Cause then, you're being the jerk.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galvesston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2024 11:50 PM (kQgoX)
Wow. Sad to hear. Mayall was a fave when I was a kiddo, as were the others you mentioned. RIP John.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2024 11:51 PM (ItfP+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2024 10:33 PM (qejsy)
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Actually a pretty good way to protect yourself is to be accepted by a group of chimps. If they like you, and somebody shows animosity towards you, they will tear your arms off.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 23, 2024 11:51 PM (b+QiS)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 11:49 PM (D7oie)
I used to have a dog, but never got another one when it died. Since then, I've had 3 different cats, strays who showed up unannounced, and I'm still waiting on the next one.
We just got new carpet so no more pets.
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 11:54 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 11:54 PM (HXGNm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 11:54 PM (HXGNm)
I have allergies and try to avoid things that make me sick.
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 11:55 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
How in the world does that protect me? (smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 23, 2024 11:56 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Everybody's Pal Miklos at July 23, 2024 11:57 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Pesky Anal Rundown at July 23, 2024 11:57 PM (tV7+q)
Posted by: ALH
Granddaughter and I have severe allergies, we are the only two in the fam that didn't get covid. (unvaxed, unboosted)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 23, 2024 11:58 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
One leg like a pogo stick?
Just let gravity do the work...
One leg... whatever, gravity will work.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 23, 2024 11:58 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2024 11:59 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Dirty Nurse
Posted by: Miklos denounces self at July 23, 2024 11:59 PM (XIkHl)
Just let gravity do the work...
One leg... whatever, gravity will work.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
A dog that smart, you don't eat all at once.
Posted by: b. obama at July 24, 2024 12:00 AM (vJiyU)
Posted by: ALH at July 24, 2024 12:00 AM (xJEPL)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2024 12:00 AM (HXGNm)
Just let gravity do the work...
One leg... whatever, gravity will work.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 23, 2024 11:58 PM (cOq4q)
She has four legs, but the back ones are pretty gimpy, because she is old.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2024 12:02 AM (6r/DJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2024 12:04 AM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Blutarski at July 24, 2024 12:04 AM (tT6L1)
Posted by: 13times at July 24, 2024 12:04 AM (52NvB)
Posted by: nurse ratched
A friend, pediatric MD said that if her her kids didn't eat a kilo of dirt per year, she would feed it to them.
About building immune systems.
Posted by: Miklos remembers things at July 24, 2024 12:05 AM (XIkHl)
https://youtu.be/DHxo2cHsits?si=1wdosRq_zLKYGYc7
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 23, 2024 11:33 PM (lhenN)
Life Sized Potato was on Something Awful way back when I has a subscription. He was trying to make ammo for his Dardick then, and the 3D printing was not working for him.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2024 12:05 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2024 12:05 AM (6r/DJ)
Posted by: 13times at July 24, 2024 12:06 AM (52NvB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Starting to show signs here with our dog. Flap down/right hind leg drags occasionally on walks. Leash is no longer taut and indifferent to gophers or other critters. Eyes and ears going but the snooter still works overtime! She has begun to not eat regularly so we are mixing up the food. They just don't live long enough. Damnit.
Posted by: scampydog at July 24, 2024 12:06 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Miklosis actually barefoot most days, and always has been at July 24, 2024 12:07 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2024 11:59 PM (VavZF)
Who gives a shit?
Posted by: M. Gaga at July 24, 2024 12:07 AM (6LVI+)
Speculation: Someone ordered their steak VERY WELL DONE, and the chef delivered.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 24, 2024 12:09 AM (kQgoX)
Hunter is probably stalking dad, trying to get his pardon signed while Jill has a complete meltdown to the point her staff is afraid of going near her.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 24, 2024 12:09 AM (tT6L1)
Posted by: azjaeger at July 24, 2024 12:09 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: scampydog at July 24, 2024 12:10 AM (41CYW)
About building immune systems.
Posted by: Miklos remembers things
My boys ate dirt and worms and the occasional slug.
They loved finding "treats" in the couch cushions. Cheerios, fishy crackers, raisins(I think they were raisins).
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2024 12:11 AM (HXGNm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 11:38 PM (PDf99)
It was in 2017 Ghost in the Shell.
I did a few 3d prints in 2007, and they were lame compared with the puttering around I did this year.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 24, 2024 12:12 AM (lhenN)
Posted by: 13times at July 24, 2024 12:13 AM (52NvB)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 24, 2024 12:14 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 24, 2024 12:14 AM (r5tfK)
Is anyone else expecting Joe's talk tomorrow to look like one of those 70s Chinese Kung Fu movies where the lips don't match the audio?
Posted by: azjaeger
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Wow, I'd love to show you something funny, but tinyurl and youtube are banned?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2024 12:15 AM (K5m3m)
Termites are DEAD, and I've had to replace precious little lumber in their wake. Caught them early.
Storm wise, I've got rid of the fence debris, and have the steel on-site to start fabricating one new, from scratch.
But, rain all week, and I'm not going to go out and spark up the MIG welder in the rain. It can wait.
Thanks for asking!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 24, 2024 12:15 AM (kQgoX)
Posted by: azjaeger at July 24, 2024 12:09 AM (3/XaG)
I'll be surprised if the language matches the planet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 24, 2024 12:15 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 24, 2024 12:15 AM (MD3Ia)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 24, 2024 12:15 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: 13times at July 24, 2024 12:13 AM (52NvB)
The folks who bought the truck said they were down on the Red Deer River on the weekend, catching crawfish. Got 25, which they cooked and ate. Apparently they are regarded as "invasive species" here, and there is no bag limit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2024 12:15 AM (6r/DJ)
I was wondering what happened. I thought they were just remodeling, and that's why the fences were all around it. I noticed that IHOP offers beer now.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 24, 2024 12:16 AM (r5tfK)
Speculation: Someone ordered their steak VERY WELL DONE, and the chef delivered.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Actually, it was a Sambos.
Posted by: Miklos knows the story at July 24, 2024 12:16 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: azjaeger at July 24, 2024 12:09 AM (3/XaG)
LOL!
Posted by: RickZ at July 24, 2024 12:17 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 24, 2024 12:17 AM (ItfP+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2024 12:11 AM (HXGNm)
Did you have pet rabbits?
Posted by: RickZ at July 24, 2024 12:18 AM (gKDq2)
I go to a restaurant to eat things I cannot prepare
or normally don't prepare at home. If I want something very specific and will be disappointed if it is not perfect, I will just make it at home.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Do you ever go to a restaurant to see how your cooking measures up? I'm convinced I can make a few things as well as any mid-range restaurant. But man, I suck at decorating cakes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2024 12:18 AM (K5m3m)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS!!!
Posted by: Miklos goes out for a smoke at July 24, 2024 12:18 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: nurse ratched
The vast majority of the Angry Political Minority Crew that run on White Man Bad are married to, or with white guys. Including the Somali from Minnesota. Its very weird to me, like if Hitler and crew were all with Jewish ladies, or the KKK all had black wives
Posted by: azjaeger at July 24, 2024 12:19 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: azjaeger
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Kung Fu theater! Joe will be amusing in a different way.
Posted by: scampydog at July 24, 2024 12:19 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2024 11:00 PM (LHPAg)
So good. When I make tuna salad for a sandwich, I end up eating most of it with soda crackers before I even make the sandwich.
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 24, 2024 12:19 AM (NMT5x)
To say I have very mixed feelings about her joining the Army would be a vast understatement.
Posted by: SMH
My nephew's son is graduating basic at Ft. Jackson first week of August. Off to Ranger school after that. Great kid. I share your mixed feelings.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at July 24, 2024 12:21 AM (zuSOB)
Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2024 12:22 AM (IDphi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2024 11:03 PM (4M+oY)
Ya know, everyone always frames the question as Mary Ann or Ginger. I get distracted by that and never think of Lovey. I can't rule her out. I'm gonna have to reevaluate a lot of my previous answers.
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 24, 2024 12:22 AM (NMT5x)
or normally don't prepare at home. If I want something very specific and will be disappointed if it is not perfect, I will just make it at home.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Discount voucher AWARDED
Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Familoy Fun Park and and Endless Taco Buffet at July 24, 2024 12:22 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2024 12:22 AM (IDphi)
Supposedly old video.
Posted by: RickZ at July 24, 2024 12:23 AM (gKDq2)
https://tinyurl.com/yr7pszzd
Posted by: 13times at July 24, 2024 12:04 AM (52NvB)
I appreciate the history the guy is rattling off, but....
Am I the only female in my generation that doesn't dye her hair or has had plastic surgery?
Posted by: pookysgirl always feels like an outlier at July 24, 2024 12:23 AM (dtlDP)
What If There Was A Fed In His Group Chat?
https://tinyurl.com/yr7pszzd
Posted by: 13times at July 24, 2024 12:04 AM (52NvB)
I appreciate the history the guy is rattling off, but....
Am I the only female in my generation that doesn't dye her hair or has had plastic surgery?
Posted by: pookysgirl always feels like an outlier
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DAMN. How did you manage to paste a tinyurl? I keep getting an error message. (testing...)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2024 12:25 AM (K5m3m)
Is anyone else expecting Joe's talk tomorrow to look like one of those 70s Chinese Kung Fu movies where the lips don't match the audio?
Posted by: azjaeger
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https://tinyurl.com/37yhx6ey
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2024 12:26 AM (K5m3m)
Huh, wonder what was blocking me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2024 12:26 AM (K5m3m)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
In Old Papa's day we would go to the Fort and bring as many as could fit in the big-ass Caddy for a home cooked meal, beer, and advice from a Korean War veteran.
Posted by: Miklos' MOS is Class Six at July 24, 2024 12:27 AM (XIkHl)
Heh! I was watching one of the crime TV shows and they were talking about some biker gang. They were white supremacists. It eventually got broken up, leaders arrested. The main guy, while in jail, got married to a gal. She was Puerto Rican. Won't get into the mentality of a woman marrying a guy in jail for life but I'm assuming the white supremacist abandoned that belief system for a busty PR gal. I mean, who wouldn't!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 24, 2024 12:28 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2024 12:25 AM (K5m3m)
Idk, when I post a link, I usually leave off the https part. And delete the part after the question mark for YT videos.
Posted by: pookysgirl worh the tips and tricks at July 24, 2024 12:28 AM (dtlDP)
Posted by: azjaeger at July 24, 2024 12:28 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Tinyurl.com went wonky trying to monetize their service. Try tiny.cc
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at July 24, 2024 12:30 AM (zuSOB)
First casualty of any typhoon on base is the Class VI store's booze aisle.
Posted by: pookysgirl still loves Midori liqueur at July 24, 2024 12:31 AM (dtlDP)
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Not just DEI, but Party Loyalty! above competence. Plus, they're all probably high.
Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2024 12:32 AM (njWTi)
I was dissapoint.
Posted by: Miklos, vague recaller of many things at July 24, 2024 12:34 AM (XIkHl)
Instead, it was a Boeing 757, which is used for shorter hops and into smaller airports than the 747. Fact is, THAT same plane served Biden a lot as Air Force Two, when he was VEEP.
Gotta remember, any military plane the POTUS Flies in is (Service Branch) One, call sign.
The White House helo, is "Marine ONE', for example.
And if he's in an Army Blackhawk, then it's "Army ONE".
Oh, and the 757 lacks any form of "belly stairs". It's the big airstairs, or ride the catering lift truck box up to the starboard galley door. (which I bet they've done, often enough).
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 24, 2024 12:35 AM (kQgoX)
The folks who bought the truck said they were down on the Red Deer River on the weekend, catching crawfish. Got 25, which they cooked and ate. Apparently they are regarded as "invasive species" here, and there is no bag limit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2024 12:15 AM (6r/DJ)
Went fishing in northern MN a couple of years ago. Fishing sucked. Apparently the rusty crawfish is invading. Destroys the aquatic plants of the spawning beds of the game fish or something. That's what I heard anyway.
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 24, 2024 12:35 AM (NMT5x)
I was dissapoint.
Posted by: Miklos, vague recaller of many things at July 24, 2024 12:34 AM (XIkHl)
The location of Nymphomaniac Island is a closely-guarded secret.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2024 12:36 AM (6r/DJ)
Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2024 12:36 AM (IDphi)
I was dissapoint.
Posted by: Miklos, vague recaller of many things
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This was about us?
Posted by: The Virgins at July 24, 2024 12:36 AM (41CYW)
Anyway, Biden in tomorrow's speech in which he again throws his support to Kamala:
https://tinyurl.com/37yhx6ey
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2024 12:37 AM (K5m3m)
Posted by: pookysgirl still loves
Class I
Lubricants
Posted by: future pRESIDENT pETE at July 24, 2024 12:37 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2024 12:39 AM (6r/DJ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I suck at desserts. What would be great is a restaurant that specializes in desserts. I can go in and get cake or pie or crème brûlée. Or tiramisu. Or a grand marnier soufflé. Or a bananas foster.
THAT I would pay money for.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2024 12:40 AM (AKHlT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 24, 2024 12:40 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Miklos begins at Pearl Harbor at July 24, 2024 12:40 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 24, 2024 12:40 AM (ItfP+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I give credit to any man who understands the wiring of an igloo.
Posted by: Miklos, comfortably South of the Mason-Dixon at July 24, 2024 12:42 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Irene at July 24, 2024 12:43 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 24, 2024 12:46 AM (ItfP+)
Antifa can suck metal shavings laced with Fentanyl
Pro Hamas can suck Burma Shave laced with Cyanide
That's enough
Night.
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 24, 2024 12:47 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Miklos, honorary Cajun at July 24, 2024 12:47 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 24, 2024 12:48 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: muldoon at July 24, 2024 12:49 AM (uCfKO)
THAT I would pay money for.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2024 12:40 AM (AKHlT)
I hear you. I didn't get my Mom's 'baking desserts' gene, I got the recessive 'eating desserts' gene.
My only creation is a chocolate wafer cookie crumb crust patted out into a pie plate, a cream cheese filling with sour cream, vanilla, Grand Marnier, orange zest and some fresh-squeezed orange juice. Baked until golden. Not really a cheesecake per se, more of a cheese pie. Still good. But my only attempt at baking.
Posted by: RickZ at July 24, 2024 12:49 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Miklos, singing like an Irishman at July 24, 2024 12:49 AM (XIkHl)
Crawfish are not an invasive species.
Crayfish are, illegally transported by Yankees.
Posted by: Miklos, honorary Cajun
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South and North. Those crafty crustaceans.
Posted by: scampydog at July 24, 2024 12:50 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Charlie at July 23, 2024 10:09 PM (0eaVi)
You know, I never quite understood those commercials.
The dude is a tuna, right? And he *wants* to be hooked, bludgeoned, gutted, stuffed into a can, and sold?
I had no idea fish could be suicidal.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 24, 2024 12:50 AM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 24, 2024 12:50 AM (W5ArC)
Yeah, it makes no sense.
Posted by: Salmon Swimming Upstream at July 24, 2024 12:51 AM (gKDq2)
North American cray/crawfish have essentially taken over Europe, kicking the asses of the effete European crawdads and taking their lunch money.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 24, 2024 12:52 AM (W5ArC)
Posted by: muldoon
this not limerick!
We make better, less money!
Top quality!
Posted by: Shandong Light Industry and Limerick State Enterprise at July 24, 2024 12:52 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Salmon Swimming Upstream at July 24, 2024 12:51 AM (gKDq2)
Ah, but the salmon thinks it's going to get laid. The prospect of getting laid is probably responsible for more stupid shit and idiotic deaths than any other single factor one could name.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 24, 2024 12:53 AM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Miklos, singing like an Irishman at July 24, 2024 12:49 AM (XIkHl)
I thought that was 'Kathleen'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 24, 2024 12:53 AM (PDf99)
I suck at desserts. What would be great is a restaurant that specializes in desserts. I can go in and get cake or pie or crème brûlée. Or tiramisu. Or a grand marnier soufflé. Or a bananas foster.
THAT I would pay money for.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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It costs money all right.
https://extraordinarydesserts.com/
Whole cakes run over $90 at that place.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2024 12:54 AM (K5m3m)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 24, 2024 12:50 AM (W5ArC)
Charlie the Tuna.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 24, 2024 12:54 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Norm Crosby at July 24, 2024 12:55 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Miklos maintains a vague sense of self preservation at July 24, 2024 12:55 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: scampydog give me $20 on Jabber Jaws at July 24, 2024 12:56 AM (41CYW)
It's a night!
https://youtu.be/vfvL2oLeBYs
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - just passing by at July 24, 2024 12:58 AM (yP/rv)
I never quite understood those commercials.
The dude is a tuna, right? And he *wants* to be hooked, bludgeoned, gutted, stuffed into a can, and sold?
============
Back when SNL was funny, they noticed the same thing, except about fried chicken restaurants that had a chicken character advertising them.
https://tinyurl.com/3ardkk4d
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2024 12:58 AM (K5m3m)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 24, 2024 12:58 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 24, 2024 12:59 AM (PDf99)
I had no idea fish could be suicidal.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 24, 2024 12:50 AM (W5ArC)
Tuna are the shmoo of the sea.
Posted by: spindrift at July 24, 2024 01:00 AM (xxEKK)
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 24, 2024 01:02 AM (NMT5x)
But wouldn't Truth in Advertising require some certain Chinese places to have a Cartoon Cat up on their sign in Neon?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 24, 2024 01:02 AM (kQgoX)
Savage!
Posted by: haffhowershower
===========
I was going to include a content warning.
And Jim!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2024 01:04 AM (K5m3m)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2024 01:07 AM (XeU6L)
********
In my town there is a Chinese restaurant that shares a building with an oil change place. The signage is unfortunate in that the side of the building reads: Grease Monkey Chinese Restaurant.
Posted by: muldoon at July 24, 2024 01:07 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: BrickShy at July 24, 2024 01:08 AM (P6E1+)
The caption is "Not bad, not bad. I'd say we taste a little like chicken".
Posted by: spindrift at July 24, 2024 01:08 AM (xxEKK)
Posted by: Miklos would never attempt insurrection punditry, because my Ideas are RONG at July 24, 2024 01:09 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: muldoon at July 24, 2024 01:09 AM (uCfKO)
But wouldn't Truth in Advertising require some certain Chinese places to have a Cartoon Cat up on their sign in Neon?
Posted by: Jim at July 24, 2024 01:02 AM (kQgoX)
Back in the mid '80s, when I was still reading the NYTimes, they used to have a section with a small list that showed restaurant names with health code violations. One was a Chinese Take Out near where my friend worked in downtown Manhattan, and where he and his coworkers had bought from before. Their their health code violation citation was for 'cats in the freezer'. His coworkers were appalled. He asked them if they liked the food. According to him, a few green faces were seen.
Posted by: Salmon Swimming Upstream at July 24, 2024 01:10 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: muldoon
I'd like to see the menu of the oil change place.
Posted by: Miklos thinks with 5 quarts you get egg roll at July 24, 2024 01:12 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Miklos thinks with 5 quarts you get egg roll
*********
Moo goo gai oil pan
Posted by: muldoon at July 24, 2024 01:13 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Nice Lady Miklos at July 24, 2024 01:16 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: muldoon at July 24, 2024 01:18 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Tinyurl.com went wonky trying to monetize their service. Try tiny.cc
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at July 24, 2024 12:30 AM (zuSOB)
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Still works fine for me. Occasionally I refresh the TinyUrl tab.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT residue #27 at July 24, 2024 01:20 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: muldoon
Yu been heah foh Quart!
Yo go now!
Posted by: Miklos thinks he knows that lady at July 24, 2024 01:21 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: RickZ at July 24, 2024 01:22 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: RickZ at July 24, 2024 01:22 AM (gKDq2)
Open up a few Waffle House restaurants in various countries around the world.
Film 'em all inside at 0300 or whenever peak drunkage may occur.
Predictions, Horde?
We all know the Russian ones would be hilarious, frightening, or both.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 24, 2024 01:24 AM (kQgoX)
Posted by: Miklos occasionally does context and retrospection at July 24, 2024 01:24 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 24, 2024 01:26 AM (MD3Ia)
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 24, 2024 01:26 AM (NMT5x)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 24, 2024 12:46 AM (ItfP+)
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That used to play at the movies, before the film started, back in the 50s in Africa. Wow.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT residue #28 at July 24, 2024 01:26 AM (qfLjt)
Film 'em all inside at 0300 or whenever peak drunkage may occur.
Predictions, Horde?
We all know the Russian ones would be hilarious, frightening, or both.
Jim
Harvard Business Review did a study of Pizza Hut in the Soviet Union.
Way back then.
Some folks will never learn.
Posted by: Miklos got hisself learnt real good at July 24, 2024 01:26 AM (XIkHl)
Hasta lumbago
(I'll be back...pain)
Posted by: muldoon at July 24, 2024 01:30 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: What Miklos hears every time at July 24, 2024 01:32 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 24, 2024 01:44 AM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Miklos orders Number Two to Execute Plan 43 at July 24, 2024 01:45 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News
Uncle Palp would be proud.
Carry forward your auteuristic vision.
Posted by: Miklos has dog, and was in Andalusia once at July 24, 2024 01:48 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Mastermind Miklos at July 24, 2024 01:50 AM (XIkHl)
Am I the only one who reads comments with a selection of voices in my head?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 24, 2024 01:51 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Miklos has a short attention span, so fine OK at July 24, 2024 01:55 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
It's all Jill to me
Posted by: The Voices of the President at July 24, 2024 01:56 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: PepsiCo at July 24, 2024 02:00 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 24, 2024 02:00 AM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 24, 2024 02:00 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: PepsiCo at July 24, 2024 02:02 AM (XIkHl)
-Kim 'Cheat' Cheatle
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 24, 2024 02:03 AM (NMT5x)
I summoned the chef and told him that my homunculus required sustenance, lest his feeble European frame hinder him on the shooting schedule. Klaus spoke weakly, requesting paprika. The haughty culinary tyrant refused, and cast aspersions on my companion animal for such a demand. I am not ashamed to say that I remonstrated with him. "Feed the creature," I said. "Even if he is in need of the sauce that is Worcestershire, he shall have it." I then queried whether he knew what the Herzog was cooking, a conceit that amused me, because it was a restaurant, and ... the chef caved. There is a reason they wear white, these surrender monkeys.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 24, 2024 02:04 AM (tmPIh)
-Kim 'Cheat' Cheatle
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 24, 2024 02:03 AM (NMT5x)
Not even really sleazy- just an incompetent retard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 24, 2024 02:05 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 24, 2024 02:05 AM (PDf99)
Or a co-conspirator.
Posted by: RickZ at July 24, 2024 02:07 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Miklos likes to play at July 24, 2024 02:10 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 24, 2024 02:05 AM (PDf99)
PDF99 - I think that was the name of a free print-to-pdf program I used to use. Huh, imagine that.
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 24, 2024 02:11 AM (NMT5x)
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 24, 2024 02:12 AM (NMT5x)
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 24, 2024 02:12 AM (NMT5x)
If it really is ol' Werner, he's cooking up an anti-Death Penalty film.
Posted by: RickZ at July 24, 2024 02:16 AM (gKDq2)
He never did manage to steal any kid's cheesy snacks.
Posted by: spindrift at July 24, 2024 02:17 AM (xxEKK)
Posted by: RickZ at July 24, 2024 02:07 AM (gKDq2)
Valid. I just had a thought myself.
1) Shot is in the air.
2) 'They' see blood. Trump is down.
3) Kill the shooter.
4) Doh! Trump not dead. Rats!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 24, 2024 02:17 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 24, 2024 02:18 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Miklos never had a Farah Fawcett poster though at July 24, 2024 02:19 AM (XIkHl)
Oscar Mayer Wienermobile flips onto its side after crash
https://t.ly/ouZWW
A sign of the impending apocalypse?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 24, 2024 02:21 AM (MD3Ia)
Oscar Mayer Wienermobile flips onto its side after crash
https://t.ly/ouZWW
A sign of the impending apocalypse?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 24, 2024 02:21 AM (MD3Ia)
Down goes the weiner! Down goes the weiner!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 24, 2024 02:21 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Puddleglum
Everything said about Hungary or Hungarians is false.
Unless true
Posted by: Miklos, mere Magyar Moron at July 24, 2024 02:22 AM (XIkHl)
I thought Hungarian was related to Finnish linguistically.
Posted by: Tuna at July 24, 2024 02:22 AM (oaGWv)
OK, Little Dieter Needs to Fly was pretty interesting, but it was a documentary, instead of Herzog's usual Joseph-Conrad-on-acid fever dreams.
Posted by: spindrift at July 24, 2024 02:23 AM (xxEKK)
Posted by: Miklos likes to play
It is as if you were there - it was a moment of magic, and all looked and were amazed. Some persuasion was required to motivate the bistro's staff, but with me always is my revolver, and so were they moved to comply. I also told them that it was Klaus's birthday, a falsehood which I do not regret. We both got to put on over-sized sombreros. and do a shot of sangria. Oh, that a selfie had been possible at that far-off and distant time. But the past is a different country. Naught but misty water-colored memories of the way we were.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 24, 2024 02:24 AM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 24, 2024 02:25 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Tuna
"experts" are sometimes RONG
I mean real bad RONG
exempli gratia
Posted by: Miklos, so Suomi at July 24, 2024 02:26 AM (XIkHl)
The Hungarian F-1 Gran Prix ended, when the winning car first crossed over the Finnish Line.
AP Style Book should toldja so!
/rant
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 24, 2024 02:26 AM (kQgoX)
Posted by: Miklos, that sweet talker at July 24, 2024 02:27 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at July 24, 2024 02:28 AM (AlE/K)
I can't believe I'm still up. Good night good sirs and madams.
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 24, 2024 02:29 AM (NMT5x)
AP Style Book should toldja so!
/rant
Jim
The Finnish Grand Prix allows snipers for the final 20 Lapps.
Posted by: Miklos, just noting at July 24, 2024 02:29 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Ed McMahon at July 24, 2024 02:33 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Miklos was always a plant at July 24, 2024 02:35 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 24, 2024 02:36 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Miklos was always a plant at July 24, 2024 02:35 AM (XIkHl)
You're a bunch of punks.
Posted by: The Freemasons at July 24, 2024 02:38 AM (MD3Ia)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 24, 2024 02:38 AM (Sgq8y)
And that short bus...was me
Posted by: The Trilateral Commission realizes they are too old for this shit at July 24, 2024 02:39 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 24, 2024 02:39 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Miklos is nicer in person on Tuesdays at July 24, 2024 02:40 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: The Elders of Zion at July 24, 2024 02:42 AM (MD3Ia)
Posted by: Antarctic nazi Aliens at July 24, 2024 02:42 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Antarctic nazi Aliens at July 24, 2024 02:42 AM (XIkHl)
We haf der Moon Maidens, so there!
Posted by: Nazis on the dark side of the moon at July 24, 2024 02:45 AM (MD3Ia)
COG = Continuity of Government
Dark Journalist
@darkjournalist
Dark Journalist revealed to the public last night that (Former) Secret Service Director Cheatle was one the agents who evacuated VP Dick Cheney into the COG bunker during 9/11 and is well versed in Continuity of Government operations...
https://t.co/n04913pX04
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 24, 2024 02:49 AM (TGPs7)
https://t.co/n04913pX04
Posted by: Mister Ghost
the Fritos must abide
Posted by: Continuity of Miklos at July 24, 2024 02:51 AM (XIkHl)
https://t.co/n04913pX04
Posted by: Mister Ghost
Did she ever shake hands with Kevin Bacon?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 24, 2024 02:53 AM (MD3Ia)
All payments will be properly laundered, according to Ancient Chinese Secret.
Posted by: Miklos, Lao Peng Jo at July 24, 2024 02:57 AM (XIkHl)
Everything always originates in the steppes of Central Asia and anything important has a Massachusetts connection.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 24, 2024 02:59 AM (TGPs7)
But Uncle Palp informed-
More than a little bleach will discolor fabric
So-
Borax
Washing soda
Loyal Slavs, if much blood is involved
Posted by: Continuity of Miklos continues at July 24, 2024 03:03 AM (XIkHl)
Everything always originates in the steppes of Central Asia and anything important has a Massachusetts connection.
Posted by: Mister Ghost
Pataki was governor of New York.
Posted by: Miklos knows what "patki" means in Hungarian (not bad) at July 24, 2024 03:06 AM (XIkHl)
Oscar Mayer Wienermobile flips onto its side after crash
https://t.ly/ouZWW
A sign of the impending apocalypse?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 24, 2024 02:21 AM (MD3Ia)
Down goes the weiner! Down goes the weiner!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Pete Buttplug is on the scene!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2024 03:10 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Pete Buttplug is on the scene!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2024 03:10 AM (VNX3d)
{Kamalalaladingdong elbows Buttplug aside}
Cat fight!
Posted by: RickZ at July 24, 2024 03:12 AM (gKDq2)
I should perhaps also mention that I once had the occasion to be introduced to the noted Skull and Bones fraternity. It was most disappointing: all had their facial epidermis intact. None of you look like Skeletor, I chided them. My innocence is lost, in not confronting Steve's Roger's Red Skull, not even the bitchin' coolness of Ghost Rider, as evoked by my protege Nicholas Cage on the silver screen. My blood runs cold, my angel is a centerfold. That last was odd. Werner needs slumber.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 24, 2024 03:12 AM (tmPIh)
The Budapest mayor assumed that Pataki spoke Hungarian, which he doesn't. Pataki just smiled and nodded agreeably while not understanding a friggin word in Hungarian.
Posted by: Miklos recalls that at July 24, 2024 03:14 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: a dude in MI at July 24, 2024 03:14 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Miklos most heartily approves at July 24, 2024 03:16 AM (XIkHl)
Little gets by Uncle Mickey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqDjMZKf-wg
Posted by: Miklos J. Geils at July 24, 2024 03:18 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Tom at July 24, 2024 03:25 AM (ThYe7)
Posted by: Miklos-dances-in-chair at July 24, 2024 03:32 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2024 03:41 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Aunt Miklos at July 24, 2024 03:46 AM (XIkHl)
"No Fat Chicks"
Posted by: New Secret Service recruitment ad at July 24, 2024 03:54 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Reasonably lithe Miklos at July 24, 2024 04:03 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 04:04 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2024 04:06 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 04:06 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 04:07 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 04:07 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2024 04:07 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
As long as you feel pretty
Posted by: Miklos saw My Fair Lady at the Saenger 44 times at July 24, 2024 04:08 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
As long as you feel pretty
Posted by: Miklos saw My Fair Lady at the Saenger 44 times at July 24, 2024
***
"Why can't a Cheatle
Be more like a Secret Service agent?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 04:09 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Miklos J. Trump at July 24, 2024 04:10 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2024
***
That's good to hear. We've been having afternoon rains knocking the high temps down to about 88-90 instead of 95 or so. The side of the street I usually park on for some afternoon shade has been flooding a little if the rain is heavy, so I've been parking on the near, sunnier side. The car may be hot when I get into it after work, but that's better than flooded like my late lamented BMW five years ago this month.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 04:11 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Miklos has books he ain't even read yet at July 24, 2024 04:14 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2024 04:16 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 04:17 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2024 04:18 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2024
***
Maintenance did come to fix my central A/C a week ago, and it was blowing cool that afternoon . . . but you know, the window unit has been working just fine. I've left the central unit off and have been living with just the window machine. For June, with central, I paid $85. But this window box is off for ten hours a day. It'll be instructive to see what my bill will be like next month.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 04:20 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 04:24 AM (omVj0)
I just did the Kindle.
Personally, I prefer books on paper.
I do plan to ask for an autograph, your book will be with books and CDs with the likes of Irma Thomas and the current Poet laureate of Hungary. I ask, they sign. Good people.
Posted by: Miklos has books he ain't even read yet at July 24, 2024 04:25 AM (XIkHl)
Have been running 2 portable a/c units all month, with only a few hours off each night.
It's only money, right? Spend it before it devalues even more!
Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2024 04:25 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Miklos has to say Mary Ann with a crossbow at July 24, 2024 04:27 AM (XIkHl)
Have been running 2 portable a/c units all month, with only a few hours off each night.
It's only money, right? Spend it before it devalues even more!
Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2024
***
You, you fortunate person, have a house. I live in a small apartment, about 500 sq.ft. total.
I hope to join the homeowner club this year.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 04:27 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: JQ
FUN FACT
Hungary had the highest inflation in the history of history
Posted by: Miklos is closer the Austrian School of Economics at July 24, 2024 04:29 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 04:29 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 04:30 AM (omVj0)
While I get most people here are 'older' or whatever I really just don't understand peoples' predilection for listening to the same stuff for years and years. Perhaps due to decades of night shift work and music feeds featuring 1970s-80s middle-of-the-road bands, I just can't stand any of that shit anymore.
I could not possibly care less if I NEVER hear Van Halen, anybody from Traffic or CSN/Y, James Taylor, Steely Dan, Fleetwood Mac, any 'arena band' and especially Journey, even Jimi Hendrix. Etc. If they were popular in those time periods, I'm just fucking sick of them. And my co-workers never seem to care, it's fine with them.
How does this shit just not get old? Listen to something else once in a while, man.
Holy Hell.
Posted by: Democrats On Substack, Because Why Not at July 24, 2024 04:31 AM (bFId9)
Posted by: From the days of my misspent yute at July 24, 2024 04:31 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
I have been waiting for another housing crash like 2008-Trump.
It was cheap then
Posted by: Miklos is closer the Austrian School of Economics at July 24, 2024 04:31 AM (XIkHl)
You get the picture. How in the fuck can people listen to this same shit over and over and over and over.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 24, 2024 04:33 AM (bFId9)
As it is, the two units (one upstairs, one down) cannot keep up with the heat when it's over 110. Can get house down to 80 or so, when it's only 100 out. Place is insulated okay I guess, but the windows are old aluminum-frame 1970s vintage. Leaky as h3ll.
Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2024 04:33 AM (njWTi)
https://youtu.be/LB_aegewceU
Posted by: From the days of my misspent yute
Sleep will be difficult
Posted by: Miklos is now misspending his post-yute at July 24, 2024 04:34 AM (XIkHl)
I have been waiting for another housing crash like 2008-Trump.
It was cheap then
Posted by: Miklos is closer the Austrian School of Economics at July 24, 2024
***
So have I. Doesn't look like it'll happen, or at least not soon.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 04:39 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
check the residual
https://homepath.fanniemae.com/
Still only 3% down in some cases
Posted by: Miklos is also in the market for coastal Real Estate (it's a pollen issue) at July 24, 2024 04:43 AM (XIkHl)
Listen to what you like. Make a mix tape/CD/MPx/whatever for work... if you're allowed, of course.
I love classic rock, but seems those stations have a playlist what is inferior to my own personal collection! It's a rotation of Beatles- Stones- Hendrix, Journey- VH- Boston, and only 2 or 3 "hits" from each. Repeat.
Bleh!
Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2024 04:44 AM (njWTi)
But if there's a housing crash, there will also be market crash that will gobble up my investments...
And will be stuck right back on square one. Pfft. (it seems so f'ing hopeless)
Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2024 04:46 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Miklos would like your spare yacht at July 24, 2024 04:47 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2024 04:49 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Miklos just got a txt from AOC at July 24, 2024 04:49 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2024 04:50 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: What did Miklos do to deserve this? at July 24, 2024 04:51 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2024 04:52 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Miklos understands Socially Awkward, practices every day at July 24, 2024 04:57 AM (XIkHl)
I 'memba
I remember things that even you have forgotten that I have forgotten to remember.
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at July 24, 2024 05:00 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2024 05:01 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at July 24, 2024 05:02 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2024 05:04 AM (njWTi)
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How do you know she isn't?
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin is more a dog monk at July 24, 2024 05:07 AM (XIkHl)
Well, he's a *he* and he's WAY too classy to get involved with trash like her.
And besides, he can't hold a pencil well enough to write...
Posted by: JQ knows biology! at July 24, 2024 05:11 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ
Kebord
Me-ow
Hooman asleep
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Posted by: Aspiring Miklos, just rappin' yo at July 24, 2024 05:18 AM (XIkHl)
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