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The spectacular rise and surprising staying power of the George Foreman Grill Leon Dreimann still remembers the flashing red lights. He was at the QVC Studios in Pennsylvania watching his business partner George Foreman chat with two co-hosts during a TV spot for Foreman’s namesake grill. The pair got carried away in their conversation and forgot about the heavyweight prizefighter standing with them. Foreman improvised, grabbing a burger fresh off the grill, placing it between two buns, and taking a bite on live TV. Suddenly, the phone lines were overrun with callers. QVC shifted into emergency mode. “Literally, a red siren light starts blaring in every corridor,” says Dreimann, then the CEO of Salton, Inc., the exclusive seller of the Foreman Grill. Workers at the QVC Studios called it “going red.” Dreimann says he looked on as janitors, accountants, and warehouse workers stopped what they were doing and grabbed the nearest phone, taking sales calls to assist the overwhelmed operators — the fervor induced entirely by the boxer’s snap decision to eat a hamburger. Such was the allure of Foreman and the George Foreman Grill during its late 90s and early 2000s heyday. This year marks the 30-year anniversary of the grill, officially known as the George Foreman Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine. After a slow start, it became an indelible part of ‘90s consumer culture and the world’s most popular product for cooking hamburgers, hot dogs, salmon, and just about everything else (Oprah Winfrey preferred it for bacon). Sometimes while drafting The ONT I really come upon some things that I have a hard time getting out of my mind. The human race is quite.......... 'Penis facials' remain Hollywood's most alarming beauty trend It’s becoming increasingly clear that there’s nothing celebrities won’t do for beauty, especially when it comes to their skin From Kim Kardashian’s famous predilection for so-called “vampire facials” to Victoria Beckham’s enthusiasm for bird poo-infused face cream, society’s elite seem willing to go to any lengths to preserve their glowing complexions. However, Cate Blanchett’s preferred treatment must surely be the winner in the weirdness stakes. It is known simply as “the penis facial”. Unfortunately Mother Nature takes lives. Even those who are in the armed forces. Closing a beach for because of a death is an overreaction. Authorities at Joint Base Lewis-McChord in Washington State closed recreational access to its beaches this week, following the death of an Army soldier who drowned on Monday, July 15. Joint Base Lewis-McChord, jointly operated by the Army and the Air Force, announced the closures on Thursday, July 18. The closure specifically affects the beaches at American Lake, most of which fall within the installation’s borders, and bar recreational swimming at the lake. The decision came three days after the death of one soldier. In a statement posted to the base’s website and social media pages, base leadership said that the beaches are indefinitely closed, and that a safety investigation is currently underway. When you are busing reminiscing about your poor uncle being eaten by cannibals it's hard to keep up with what is needed in the military. Shocking Reuters Report: NATO’s Unfixable Shell Shortage If Reuters’s reporting is correct, it reveals a major problem for the U.S. military in securing ammunition. No one has ever mentioned this problem, which is largely inconceivable. Like so many government problems, it has absurd origins. Since Russia seized Crimea in 2014, policymakers in America and Europe repeatedly failed to address warnings about the sorry condition of the West’s munitions industry. One fortunate hiker................ And one fortunate sky diver. Who should learn the following rule of life Number 19. Be careful for what you wish for. NEW YORK (AP) — Officials on Sunday released the name of a pilot who died in a skydiving flight after her passengers jumped from the aircraft near the Niagara Falls. Melanie Georger, 26, was the only person on board when the single-engine Cessna crashed Saturday, the Niagara Country Sheriff's Office said in a statement. Georger, of Towanda, New York, was working to become a commercial pilot, her father said Saturday in a statement on Facebook. “My beloved daughter, my best friend and one of the two lights of my life passed away suddenly today,” Paul Georger wrote. Regular lurkers and commenters know that, "The ONT Is Always Looking Out For Them."TM Tonight is no different! New Research Indicates That How Often You Poop Could Predict Your Health – Are You in the “Goldilocks Zone”? Researchers at the Institute for Systems Biology (ISB) have found significant correlations between age, sex, and BMI, and the frequency of bowel movements. The emperor's helper is also tonight's: Genius Award Winner. The Emperor’s helper had no clothes, Florida police say. Following recent reports about a male intruder sleeping inside a Vero Beach apartment complex stairwell, an officer on foot patrol yesterday found the suspect standing inside a common room at around 3 AM. Gregory Gornell, 44, was “fully nude,” according to an arrest report, and told police that he “was staying at the facility because he was the emperor’s helper.” Seen at right, Gornell reportedly told the officer that the building--an independent living community for residents over the age of 62--was “under new management and that the emperor told him that he could stay there.” The following story even caused a certain misanthrope to smile. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day. At the age of 7, Dawson lived in fear that he and his older brother Dalton wouldn’t get the chance to grow up together because they were floundering in foster care. Adoption would be difficult because Dalton has cerebral palsy and epilepsy, is nonverbal, and a quadriplegic. Although several families were interested in Dawson, he was worried that finding a forever home could lead to separation. Thankfully, with help from the Dave Thomas Foundation for Adoption and Florida parents Robbin and Steven, the boys are now together—and thriving. Top 10 commenters: 1 [754 comments] '...' 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The ONT is produced in a facility that OSHA and the EPA probably wouldn't approve of. So you know it's a grand place to be. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: Reforger at July 22, 2024 10:02 PM (xcIvR) Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 10:02 PM (dZVON) 3
Well that was weird!
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 10:02 PM (p4NUW) 4
Darn late looking for a pearl necklace in honor of Kamala.
Posted by: Iris at July 22, 2024 10:03 PM (n3DL0) 5
The old switcheroo!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2024 10:03 PM (Ud7de) 6
"We have to maintain decorum in this committee, no matter how upset we get.” Rep. Kweisi Mfume (D-MD)
You can't fight in here! This is the War Room! Posted by: Dr. T at July 22, 2024 10:03 PM (jGGMD) 7
Dang!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 10:03 PM (W/lyH) 8
I fell off the board of wonder this week! Depressing. I guess I don’t get the cookie, either.
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 10:03 PM (p4NUW) 9
Hey, I was here before now!
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:04 PM (xJEPL) 10
Good old natural clouds, like when we were young!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 22, 2024 10:04 PM (w6EFb) 11
5 The old switcheroo!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2024 10:03 PM (Ud7de) Yup. Working on tomorrows when it got to be time for tonights. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:04 PM (QXQ4l) 12
Prepare your kitty, Kamala.
Posted by: #4 at July 22, 2024 10:04 PM (gKWVE) 13
Spoonerisms??!!
It's been long understood that the Horde is usually under the affluence of inkohol. Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 10:05 PM (W/lyH) 14
That was weird. I guess this is the right place.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 10:05 PM (gKDq2) 15
I wonder how long a restaurant will stay open if they don't let customers have choices with their food?
Yeah, wacky post. Was here earlier. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2024 10:05 PM (0eaVi) 16
It worked!!
I nooded. When I clicked on comments it just put up my comment box so I typed in rst and it worked. Off to content. Posted by: Reforger at July 22, 2024 10:05 PM (xcIvR) 17
Working on tomorrows when it got to be time for tonights.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:04 PM (QXQ4l Will the comments we made be on tomorrow's? Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:05 PM (xJEPL) 18
So I'm not going blind from MisHum's ONT switching?
Just going blind from standard old Busty Lesbian Pron? Posted by: SimoHayha at July 22, 2024 10:05 PM (b84Rv) 19
Crowdstrike, amirite?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 22, 2024 10:05 PM (8AONa) 20
So, Biden will allegedly return to Washington DC tomorrow afternoon.
I'm sure that there will be no opportunity to ask him questions. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:06 PM (uxCna) 21
Getting a Home Depot Employee Fired for Calling for Trump's Assassination Is Still Cancel Culture Libs of TikTok is blasting out screenshots of random people's offensive posts to her millions of followers in hopes of claiming their scalps.
Don't care. One set of rules for everyone. Posted by: Not Into Unilateral Disarmament at July 22, 2024 10:06 PM (FzNTb) Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:06 PM (TDvv2) 23
Now reported the cameltoe has secured all the delegates needed and is now the presumptive nominee
Mkay Posted by: I am The Kamala of Harris at July 22, 2024 10:06 PM (DBZuM) 24
Crowdstrike, amirite?
The Russians were laughing that because of US sanctions, none of their computers were taken out by Crowdstrike. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:07 PM (uxCna) 25
I don't think that bear had the taste for hairy hippy that day.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2024 10:07 PM (Ud7de) 26
TBF, MisHum, tonight's new pic is still a great place to lose a body.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2024 10:07 PM (0eaVi) 27
Whoa! Dudes!!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 10:07 PM (5Seyi) 28
Kamela will be our new Queen. Dr. Jill is history.
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:07 PM (xJEPL) 29
meant to put another e in there...but that would have not made it any better.
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:08 PM (TDvv2) 30
Shocking Reuters Report: NATO’s Unfixable Shell Shortage
If Reuters’s reporting is correct, it reveals a major problem for the U.S. military in securing ammunition. No one has ever mentioned this problem, which is largely inconceivable. Shall we tell them? Posted by: Inigo Montoya at July 22, 2024 10:08 PM (gKWVE) 31
Kwazy, baby. You're not in charge, so you don't get to say anything about how the committee members act.
In other words, shut up. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2024 10:08 PM (0eaVi) 32
I am happy to accept the delegates who have been delegating every day for the sake of saving democracy, and welcome these delegates as they delegate a new day in America once they delegate their votes in a delegating process to delegate me as president
Hahahhahahhahahahahahahahaha Posted by: I am The Kamala of Harris at July 22, 2024 10:09 PM (DBZuM) 33
Good old natural clouds, like when we were young!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist One cannot subsist on the rosy aerial aqueous stalactites Posted by: Miklos thinking Homerically at July 22, 2024 10:09 PM (XIkHl) 34
Sorry I'm late, but I was assured it would only be a three hour touur.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2024 10:10 PM (VSht7) 35
I got a humdinger of a comment ready for tomorrow. Ya hit a nerve with me on something, Mis Hum. Not you personally -- but a certain bit of content. Yeah - I read some content. Don't get used to it though!
Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 10:10 PM (RFPHU) 36
Uh, on the ammunition shortage? Who the Fuck does not think SOME OF US were talking about this 2 years ago?
This is only a surprise if you were not paying attention. Or.... wait... MSM... did not WANT to talk about it... did not WANT to know. Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 10:11 PM (xaFKb) 37
Thank you very much for that, MisHum.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2024 10:11 PM (VSht7) 38
Sometimes while drafting The ONT I really come upon some things that I have a hard time getting out of my mind. The human race is quite..........
These people are f'ing stupid. That's the only explanation. They're dullards, so you can fool them with anything. Sheesh, putting poop on your face. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2024 10:11 PM (0eaVi) 39
When's my funeral?
Posted by: I'm not dead yet! at July 22, 2024 10:11 PM (BoA4i) 40
Getting a Home Depot Employee Fired for Calling for Trump's Assassination Is Still Cancel Culture Libs of TikTok is blasting out screenshots of random people's offensive posts to her millions of followers in hopes of claiming their scalps.
Good. Fuck these assholes. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 22, 2024 10:12 PM (qZEuM) Posted by: John McCain and Ruth Ginsburg at July 22, 2024 10:12 PM (XIkHl) 42
Posted by: I'm not dead yet! at July 22, 2024 10:11 PM (BoA4i)
You're close enough for government work. Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 10:12 PM (gKDq2) 43
You think if we tell the Dems to not come over here they won't maul us?
Posted by: Iris at July 22, 2024 10:12 PM (n3DL0) 44
'Penis facials' remain Hollywood's most alarming beauty trend
For the decent folks here (doesn't include me btw) a penis facial uses the foreskins of circumcised Korea babies. While it doesn't hurt the kids much, once again, the culture of death shows it's complete lack of humanity. Using baby parts as the main item in a beauty regimen. Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 10:12 PM (5Seyi) 45
Kamela will be our new Queen. Dr. Jill is history.
Olympics opening ceremony in Paris is July 26th, and DOCTOR Jill is supposed to be there. We'll see if she actually goes or not, or if she continues to be locked in the guarded basement room. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (uxCna) 46
Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum!
For a moment, I was dreaming of towering red rocks and Jerry Lee Lewis... but then I cam back to the reality of a cool mountain lake and Jackson Browne... Maybe it's because - once again - I refused the upgrade to Windows 11? Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (U3L4U) 47
Too bad...
I am holding a story about going to the mines around Calico Ghost Town out in the deserts of CA when I was a Boy Scout and not for the arm grab of my friend Mike...missed falling down a 100 ft. mine shaft. Another day... Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (TDvv2) 48
Thank you for this and all the ONTs MisHum, but could we ge t a little warning if it's a twilight zone edition?
Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (vJiyU) 49
They wanted cancel culture. Fuck them.
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (A4Fy5) 50
The Russians were laughing that because of US sanctions, none of their computers were taken out by Crowdstrike.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:07 PM (uxCna) OK.... I was a Network engineer until I retired just 3 years ago... when did Crowdstrike become such a dominant player in the industry, that they killed a lot of the net? Never even heard of them back in the day. NEVER used any of their products. Ukraine owned company... you know... the land of serious graft... yet somehow took down a lot of the US infrastructure? Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (xaFKb) Posted by: Reforger at July 22, 2024 10:14 PM (xcIvR) 52
Penis facials?? Gotta be a "you got it in my eye" risk with those.
Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 10:14 PM (RFPHU) 53
You can bet Jill Biden is making life HELL for the WH staff these days.
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:14 PM (TDvv2) 54
Now reported the cameltoe has secured all the delegates needed and is now the presumptive nominee
Mkay Posted by: I am The Kamala of Harris at July 22, 2024 10:06 PM (DBZuM) I'm pretty sure that's not how that works. Posted by: Dr. T at July 22, 2024 10:15 PM (jGGMD) 55
Get on the cart, Biden!
Posted by: a dude in MI at July 22, 2024 10:15 PM (+I6Y/) 56
For the decent folks here (doesn't include me btw) a penis facial uses the foreskins of circumcised Korea babies.
While it doesn't hurt the kids much, once again, the culture of death shows it's complete lack of humanity. Using baby parts as the main item in a beauty regimen. Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 10:12 PM (5Seyi) Interesting. Posted by: zombie elizabeth bathory at July 22, 2024 10:15 PM (FzNTb) 57
Uh, on the ammunition shortage? Who the Fuck does not think SOME OF US were talking about this 2 years ago?
Despite the fact that the NATO types claim that there is a high probability of war between Russia and NATO eventually, only Poland, Finland, and the Baltics seem to take that seriously. After all, rearmament would require the partial dismantlement of the welfare state, and that is a political price that they are not willing to pay. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:15 PM (uxCna) 58
Is the top pic raninmundo communicating via smoke signals?
Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:16 PM (vJiyU) 59
Heh, canceling. If I can lose my livelyhood for giving you a sadz, you damn sure can lose yours for calling for or cheering on the assassination of a former (and future) president.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 10:16 PM (dZVON) 60
After all, rearmament would require the partial dismantlement of the welfare state, and that is a political price that they are not willing to pay.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:15 PM (uxCna) actually, there is plenty of money to do it... they would have to soften some environmental regulations... which aint gonna happen. Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 10:16 PM (xaFKb) 61
When will the Biden's be served an eviction notice?
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:16 PM (xJEPL) 62
Now reported the cameltoe has secured all the delegates needed and is now the presumptive nominee
Mkay Posted by: I am The Kamala of Harris at July 22, 2024 10:06 PM (DBZuM) I'm pretty sure that's not how that works. Posted by: Dr. T But most dentists and 51 Senior Intelligence officials agree! Posted by: Miklos listens and learns at July 22, 2024 10:17 PM (XIkHl) 63
"We have to maintain decorum in this committee, no matter how upset we get.” Rep. Kweisi Mfume (D-MD)
Decorum sucks. I want to see punches thrown, like in Taiwan! Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 10:17 PM (VNX3d) 64
17 Working on tomorrows when it got to be time for tonights.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:04 PM (QXQ4l Will the comments we made be on tomorrow's? Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:05 PM (xJEPL) Nope. I deleted them all without reading. Only the hamsters and Bob from NSA know what was written Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:17 PM (QXQ4l) 65
Great pic up top, MisHum. MiladyJo and Daisy Dog and I were just out on our evening walk, admiring the pink sky of the fading day. It was just like that pic. Except for the mountains. And the pines. And the lake. And the pink.
Good evening, y'all. It's 10 o'clock EDST. Do you know who your chief executive and commander in chief is? Posted by: mindful webworker - old dumb jokes revived at July 22, 2024 10:17 PM (+5dKF) 66
Evenin'
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 22, 2024 10:17 PM (94Y6N) 67
actually, there is plenty of money to do it... they would have to soften some environmental regulations... which aint gonna happen.
And reintroducing conscription would cause political pain. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:18 PM (uxCna) 68
Haven't seen Retardo here in a while.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 22, 2024 10:18 PM (qZEuM) 69
Penis facials' remain Hollywood's most alarming beauty trend
For the decent folks here (doesn't include me btw) a penis facial uses the foreskins of circumcised Korea babies. While it doesn't hurt the kids much, once again, the culture of death shows it's complete lack of humanity. Using baby parts as the main item in a beauty regimen. Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 10:12 PM (5Seyi) Oh. (cancells appointment) Posted by: Pete Buttgigger at July 22, 2024 10:18 PM (0eaVi) Posted by: haffhowershower at July 22, 2024 10:18 PM (NMT5x) 71
48 Thank you for this and all the ONTs MisHum, but could we ge t a little warning if it's a twilight zone edition?
Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (vJiyU) How do you think when I post and see Tuesday's is up. I go into fix this shit fast mode. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:18 PM (QXQ4l) 72
Now reported the cameltoe has secured all the delegates needed and is now the presumptive nominee
Mkay Posted by: I am The Kamala of Harris at July 22, 2024 10:06 PM (DBZuM) I'm pretty sure that's not how that works. Posted by: Dr. T But most dentists and 51 Senior Intelligence officials agree! Posted by: Miklos listens and learns Look assholes, this is how we do "democracy"....so fuck off. Posted by: the dnc at July 22, 2024 10:18 PM (vJiyU) 73
Nope. I deleted them all without reading.
Only the hamsters and Bob from NSA know what was written Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:17 PM (QXQ4l) I worked for an hour on that comment!!! Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2024 10:19 PM (0eaVi) 74
KAMALA FEGELEIN!!!!
Posted by: Reichsfuhrerin DR Jill at July 22, 2024 10:20 PM (XIkHl) 75
Now reported the cameltoe has secured all the delegates needed and is now the presumptive nominee
And all without a single primary vote cast for her. That's actually kind of impressive. Evil, but impressive. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 10:20 PM (dZVON) 76
Da fuck is she doing hiking in Grizzly country with out a BFG?
Posted by: Reforger - I could help. Posted by: Dick Casull at July 22, 2024 10:21 PM (XeU6L) 77
NO...NO...NO!!!
Cameltoe Still has to show up at the CONVENTION and have the MAJORITY of DELEGATES vote her knob sucking Ass as the Democrap nom nom for Democrap Elect. That is how it is supposed to go... Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:21 PM (TDvv2) 78
How do you think when I post and see Tuesday's is up.
I go into fix this shit fast mode. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra Thank you for that. Thought I was entering joey b. mental awareness territory. Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:21 PM (vJiyU) 79
Kamala Harris Is the Kindest, Bravest, Warmest, Most Wonderful Human Being I’ve Ever Known in My Life
Posted by: Joe Biden In The Reeducation Room! at July 22, 2024 10:21 PM (uxCna) Posted by: Mumbles at July 22, 2024 10:22 PM (5Seyi) 81
Is this Democracy? I can't believe they are getting away with this.
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:22 PM (xJEPL) 82
The reason I requested The Four Tops was because Duke Fakir, the.last surviving original member, died today.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2024 10:22 PM (VSht7) 83
Joe Biden In The Reeducation Room!
We brought in some Chinese experts to help with Joe's reeducation. Posted by: The Deep State! at July 22, 2024 10:22 PM (uxCna) Posted by: Pretend President Kamala Harris at July 22, 2024 10:22 PM (TTAGa) 85
I've been following the Libs of Tiktok cancel culture spree-
he picked the most innocuous one to use as an example. Most of them have been educators, doctors, or elected officials. Iow, people in charge in some way of other's lives. Posted by: sal at July 22, 2024 10:23 PM (4lnL8) 86
73 Nope. I deleted them all without reading.
Only the hamsters and Bob from NSA know what was written Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:17 PM (QXQ4l) I worked for an hour on that comment!!! Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2024 10:19 PM (0eaVi) A humanitarian Cob would say, "That's a shame OrnageEnt. So sorry about that." A misanthropic Cob would say, "Suck it up buttercup!" A misanthropic cob would say, "Fuckin' bummer at least your not banned." Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:23 PM (QXQ4l) 87
82 The reason I requested The Four Tops was because Duke Fakir, the.last surviving original member, died today.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2024 10:22 PM (VSht7) Thanks for the request. I did not see that in the music news. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:24 PM (QXQ4l) 88
O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Kamala Harris.
Posted by: Joe Biden In The Reeducation Room! at July 22, 2024 10:24 PM (uxCna) 89
Are we in a dictatorship now? If the Democrats can oust their duly elected potato, can they also keep the presidency forever?
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:24 PM (xJEPL) 90
“We have to maintain decorum in this committee, no matter how upset we get.” Rep. Kweisi Mfume (D-MD)
Is that you, Frizzell Gerard Tate? Posted by: Kweisi X Miklosfume at July 22, 2024 10:25 PM (XIkHl) Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:25 PM (TDvv2) 92
Finished third this week in Sockpuppet Wall of Shame. Loftiest perch I could ever hope to attain. Now I'm at peace with my homegoing.
Posted by: Called Colonial Penn at July 22, 2024 10:25 PM (V5BDR) 93
DOCTOR Jill will be a more difficult case.
Posted by: Joe Biden In The Reeducation Room! at July 22, 2024 10:25 PM (uxCna) 94
Thanks for the request.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:24 PM (QXQ4l) Do you take requests now? Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:26 PM (xJEPL) 95
DOCTOR Jill will be a more difficult case.
Posted by: Joe Biden In The Reeducation Room! Meh, guessing her buyout was substantial. Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:27 PM (vJiyU) 96
How many times will we see FJB in public between now and November?
If you believe Laura Loomer, once, at the state funeral. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 10:27 PM (dZVON) 97
penis facial ... MisHum spared us the details, leaving me with the dilemma: to click or not to click. Hmmmm...
Posted by: mindful webworker - I'd rather just use my imagination at July 22, 2024 10:28 PM (+5dKF) Posted by: Chris Dodd, who got some remarkable mortgage deals at July 22, 2024 10:28 PM (XIkHl) 99
Hmmm, Duke Fakir is a very cool name.
Posted by: Hassen Ben Sober at July 22, 2024 10:29 PM (V5BDR) 100
94 Thanks for the request.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:24 PM (QXQ4l) Do you take requests now? Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:26 PM (xJEPL) People request things all the time. Sometimes I grant, sometimes I don't. Swedish groups are not allowed. You'll get over it. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l) Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 22, 2024 10:30 PM (U3L4U) 102
These people are f'ing stupid. That's the only explanation. They're dullards, so you can fool them with anything. Sheesh, putting poop on your face.
Posted by: OrangeEnt It's BIRD poop! An entirely different thing! Excuse me while I go wash the bird poop off my face. Posted by: Vickie Beckham, Not Nuts At All at July 22, 2024 10:30 PM (0Htd1) 103
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:24 PM (QXQ4l)
Do you take requests now? Posted by: ALH I shall now read all MisHum words in a Wolfman Jack voice. Posted by: Miklos on the 50,000 watt master Blaster at July 22, 2024 10:30 PM (XIkHl) 104
>>>society’s elite seem willing to go to any lengths to preserve their glowing complexions.
After my nearly botched facelift, it was love at first glans! Posted by: Kammy, VP at July 22, 2024 10:30 PM (5h/8D) 105
CANNONBALL!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 10:30 PM (XV/Pl) 106
So as crazy as the past two weeks have been, someone said that if aliens landed tomorrow, people would just shrug at thus point.
Question- if aliens invaded tomorrow, who (person or persons), would you want in charge of earth's defense? I go first - Trump advised by Elon & Bibi; possibly Putin as well. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 10:30 PM (Ka3bZ) 107
Hmmm, Duke Fakir is a very cool name.
Posted by: Hassen Ben Sober Works better than "Guy Pfister". And, yes, that's a real name. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 10:31 PM (dZVON) 108
I know a guy
Posted by: Chris Dodd, who got some remarkable mortgage deals It could have been the 8 x 10 glossies of tommy crooks head shot that convinced her. Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:31 PM (vJiyU) 109
Swedish groups are not allowed. You'll get over it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Ve are havvin Rekvestins Vy you no Akkeptens Posted by: the Swedish Bikini Team at July 22, 2024 10:32 PM (XIkHl) 110
>>>Officials on Sunday released the name of a pilot who died in a skydiving flight after her passengers jumped from the aircraft near the Niagara Falls.
So the people who jumped out of the plane were the smart ones. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 22, 2024 10:32 PM (klJTj) 111
107 Hmmm, Duke Fakir is a very cool name.
Posted by: Hassen Ben Sober Works better than "Guy Pfister". And, yes, that's a real name. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 10:31 PM (dZVON) There really is a Richard Shaver. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:33 PM (QXQ4l) 112
Oh boo-hoo. Karma Is A Bitch and about time.
Getting a Home Depot Employee Fired for Calling for Trump's Assassination Is Still Cancel Culture Only commies could be such whiny little bitches as to think that *one* person getting fired for giggling over murder is no worse than hundreds of corporate policies telling normal employees they'll be fired if they say things like 'boys have a penis, girls have a vagina'. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 10:33 PM (VavZF) 113
I concur...
Time for Republicans to leave their seats...stroll down onto the floor of the committee hearing room and THROW HANDS into any and ALL stonewalling POS Democrap witnesses/Dept. Heads. Starting now... Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:33 PM (TDvv2) 114
100 Swedish groups are not allowed. You'll get over it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l) ——- Dancing queen da da dum on a tambourine… Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 10:34 PM (p4NUW) 115
CANNONBALL!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender Thanks. (pours, what is now 90% pool water, drink over the side.) Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:34 PM (vJiyU) Posted by: Dick Trickle at July 22, 2024 10:34 PM (XIkHl) 117
A month ago I went on a very long road trip to a family reunion, the first held in 26 years, then my hometown where there are e now no living relatives, then my to maternal grandparents farm that's now a only a house and unused barn on 10 acres, owned by my youngest uncle.
Sadly I learned for myself that you can't go home again. But I also learned I have several relatives who will not turn me away if I hit hard times. Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 10:34 PM (5fDan) 118
NO...NO...NO!!!
Cameltoe Still has to show up at the CONVENTION and have the MAJORITY of DELEGATES vote her knob sucking Ass as the Democrap nom nom for Democrap Elect. That is how it is supposed to go... Posted by: Nightwatch Has anyone checked if the DNC venue is susceptible to damage from her cackling? It would be -so- terrible if her cackling destroyed the venue. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 10:35 PM (VNX3d) Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 22, 2024 10:35 PM (QGaXH) 120
We ALL know some guys...
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:35 PM (TDvv2) Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 10:36 PM (oFLn3) 122
Evening all, thx MisHum. I posted this PM wondering how long it would take for someone to post a Downfall parody for Biden. You didn't disappoint MisHum, my compliments
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 10:36 PM (qejsy) 123
>>>"The foreskin is collected during circumcision and the stem cells are then harvested and extracted through a centrifuge," she told the website.
Um, you're doing it wrong. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 22, 2024 10:36 PM (klJTj) 124
Off to bed. Sleep well!
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 10:36 PM (p4NUW) 125
DOCTOR Jill will be a more difficult case. Posted by: Joe Biden ----------- “A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.” — Bud, Repo Man Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at July 22, 2024 10:36 PM (XeU6L) Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 22, 2024 10:37 PM (QGaXH) 127
@115
>>Thanks. (pours, what is now 90% pool water, drink over the side.) Sorry, here's a freshly mixed Gimlet for your troubles. ** shoots double finger guns in your general direction. Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 10:38 PM (XV/Pl) 128
Getting a Home Depot Employee Fired for Calling for Trump's Assassination Is Still Cancel Culture
It's always different when it's you. Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:39 PM (xJEPL) 129
I shall now read all MisHum words in a Wolfman Jack voice.
Posted by: Miklos on the 50,000 watt master Blaster at July 22, 2024 10:30 PM (XIkHl) Come on! Posted by: Casey Kasem at July 22, 2024 10:39 PM (0eaVi) 130
Time for Republicans to leave their seats...stroll down onto the floor of the committee hearing room and THROW HANDS into any and ALL stonewalling POS Democrap witnesses/Dept. Heads.
Starting now... Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:33 PM (TDvv2) Maybe all Republicans should start using canes. An old House tradition. Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 10:39 PM (gKDq2) 131
116 There really is a Richard Shaver.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Do tell Posted by: Dick Trickle at July 22, 2024 10:34 PM (XIkHl) Ahem..... Posted by: Long Dong (actual name on office door) at July 22, 2024 10:40 PM (QGaXH) 132
Dancing queen da da dum on a tambourine…
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 10:34 PM (p4NUW) I'm going to add that to my nic. Posted by: ALH, Dancing Queen at July 22, 2024 10:40 PM (xJEPL) 133
Time for Republicans to leave their seats...stroll down onto the floor of the committee hearing room and THROW HANDS into any and ALL stonewalling POS Democrap witnesses/Dept. Heads.
Or you know, do their jobs and defund their departments. Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 10:40 PM (oZhjI) 134
>>> 100
== Swedish groups are not allowed. You'll get over it. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l) Not even Sabaton??? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 10:41 PM (VavZF) 135
Off former aerospace corporate life sock....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 22, 2024 10:41 PM (QGaXH) Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:41 PM (vJiyU) 137
129 I shall now read all MisHum words in a Wolfman Jack voice.
Posted by: Miklos on the 50,000 watt master Blaster at July 22, 2024 10:30 PM (XIkHl) Come on! Posted by: Casey Kasem at July 22, 2024 10:39 PM (0eaVi) Cough cough Posted by: John Facenda at July 22, 2024 10:42 PM (5h/8D) 138
Swedish groups are not allowed. You'll get over it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l) They're prettier than Yoko. Posted by: ALH, Dancing Queen at July 22, 2024 10:42 PM (xJEPL) 139
Now reported the cameltoe has secured all the delegates needed and is now the presumptive nominee Does she have the necessary electoral college votes? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2024 10:43 PM (63Dwl) 140
The more you eat the more you shit.
Posted by: Mao at July 22, 2024 10:43 PM (8sMut) Posted by: I. P. Frehley at July 22, 2024 10:43 PM (XIkHl) 142
122 Evening all, thx MisHum. I posted this PM wondering how long it would take for someone to post a Downfall parody for Biden. You didn't disappoint MisHum, my compliments
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 10:36 PM (qejsy) Thank you! There was one yesterday out but I didn't think it was funny. I chuckled at this one in a couple of spots. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:44 PM (QXQ4l) 143
There is nothing to do in Moscow but eat, sleep and shit.
Posted by: Mao at July 22, 2024 10:44 PM (8sMut) 144
@100
>>Swedish groups are not allowed. You'll get over it. Surely you can make a special dispensation for Roxette? Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 10:44 PM (XV/Pl) 145
Does she have the necessary electoral college votes?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. We're working on it. Posted by: Dominon at July 22, 2024 10:44 PM (vJiyU) 146
45
We'll see if she actually goes or not, or if she continues to be locked in the guarded basement room. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (uxCna) ---- So not the dank, cold dungeon ....? Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #19 at July 22, 2024 10:45 PM (qfLjt) 147
Per the NY Post Biden has cancelled nine trips and will continue to isolate in Delaware. Meanwhile Kneepads has allegedly gotten the number if delegates needed to secure the nomination.
I think if the convention happens it will be insane. However if Biden shucks off this mortal coil, I can see the Dems having a virtual vote "out of respect for the late Joey and his family". The hardcore left would go batshit and might not vote, but at least the Dems will avoid the perception amongst the independent voters that they are violently insane Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 10:45 PM (qejsy) 148
134 >>> 100
== Swedish groups are not allowed. You'll get over it. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l) Not even Sabaton??? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 10:41 PM (VavZF) Will there be any brownie donations? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:46 PM (QXQ4l) Posted by: Long Duc Dong at July 22, 2024 10:46 PM (XIkHl) 150
"We're Kumbaya For Kamala!"
"No. God, no. OK let's go to next test slogan. What number are we up to?" "15,427." Posted by: Inside the Kamala For President Campaign War Room a Week From Now at July 22, 2024 10:46 PM (5fDan) 151
>>> 148 134
== Not even Sabaton??? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 10:41 PM (VavZF) Will there be any brownie donations? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:46 PM (QXQ4l) Ha! ... did you say you preferred the dark chocolate? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 10:47 PM (VavZF) 152
128
Sorry ASSHAT. this falls under the heading of Post 911 "If you see something...SAY SOMETHING. From my standpoint...He SAW and then he SAID!! Right to her fat bitch domestic terrorist FACE. Suck a Ding Dong Loser. Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:47 PM (TDvv2) 153
There was an NFL QB in the late 60s with the name Dick Shiner.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 10:47 PM (qejsy) 154
The more you eat the more you shit.
Posted by: Mao I don't remember reading that in your Little Red Book. Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 10:47 PM (5Seyi) 155
Posted by: Long Dong (actual name on office door) at July 22, 2024 10:40 PM (QGaXH)
I had a boss once, Short Prick. Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 10:47 PM (gKDq2) 156
Working on tomorrows when it got to be time for tonights.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra .....what can be, unburdened by what has been. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2024 10:48 PM (0Htd1) 157
Will there be any brownie donations?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian *drools* *Brownies* *like Girl Scouts, but younger* Posted by: ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States of America at July 22, 2024 10:48 PM (XIkHl) 158
One cannot subsist on the rosy aerial aqueous stalactites
Posted by: Miklos thinking Homerically at July 22, 2024 10:09 PM (XIkHl) Maybe, if supplemented with burgundy okra. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 22, 2024 10:49 PM (w6EFb) 159
Swedish groups are not allowed. You'll get over it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l) ABBA isn't technically Swedish. They belong to the world, dammit! Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 10:49 PM (D7oie) 160
>>> 154 The more you eat the more you shit.
Posted by: Mao I don't remember reading that in your Little Red Book. Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 10:47 PM (5Seyi) Not *my* book, in book "Stuff Mao Said". Posted by: Mao at July 22, 2024 10:50 PM (VavZF) Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 10:50 PM (/7KEl) 162
157 Will there be any brownie donations?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian With Wacky Tobacky? Posted by: ALH, Dancing Queen at July 22, 2024 10:50 PM (xJEPL) 163
128 Getting a Home Depot Employee Fired for Calling for Trump's Assassination Is Still Cancel Culture
It's always different when it's you. Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:39 PM (xJEPL) Quantitative difference between saying Men and Womenz are different, and calling for the Death of someone. Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 10:50 PM (xaFKb) 164
ABBA isn't technically Swedish. They belong to the world, dammit!
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 10:49 PM (D7oie) Seconded! Posted by: ALH, Dancing Queen at July 22, 2024 10:51 PM (xJEPL) 165
I don't remember reading that in your Little Red Book.
Posted by: Tonypete Musical summer interlude- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgGdv-i9N9c Posted by: Carolina Miklos, whose parents used to Shag at July 22, 2024 10:51 PM (XIkHl) 166
51 Da fuck is she doing hiking in Grizzly country with out a BFG?
Posted by: Reforger at July 22, 2024 10:14 PM (xcIvR) Pretty much all of Alaska south of the Brooks Range is Grizzly country. I don't usually carry. But I do know the rule. If it's Black, step back. If it's Brown, hunker down. If it's White, say goodnight. And yes, I have stood very still for over an hour while a grizzly bear cleared a blueberry patch. They are certainly in charge. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 10:51 PM (sRfrW) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 10:51 PM (4M+oY) 168
"The foreskin is collected during circumcision and the stem cells are then harvested and extracted through a centrifuge," she told the website."
Then they are sterilized and sold to Kamala as chewing gum. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 22, 2024 10:51 PM (VwHCD) 169
Quantitative difference between saying Men and Womenz are different, and calling for the Death of someone.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 10:50 PM (xaFKb) I was referring to Liberals don't like The New Rules when applied to themselves. Posted by: ALH, Dancing Queen at July 22, 2024 10:52 PM (xJEPL) 170
In Alaska you let moose and bear play through on the golf course.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 10:53 PM (4M+oY) 171
56 For the decent folks here (doesn't include me btw) a penis facial uses the foreskins of circumcised Korea babies.
While it doesn't hurt the kids much, once again, the culture of death shows it's complete lack of humanity. Using baby parts as the main item in a beauty regimen. Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 10:12 PM (5Seyi) Interesting. Posted by: zombie elizabeth bathory at July 22, 2024 10:15 PM (FzNTb) ---- For a moment I thought bukkake - some cool dude has figured a way to have women ASK for it. O well. Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #20 at July 22, 2024 10:53 PM (qfLjt) 172
Olympics opening ceremony in Paris is July 26th, and DOCTOR Jill is supposed to be there.
We'll see if she actually goes or not, or if she Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (uxCna) FIFY Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 22, 2024 10:53 PM (w6EFb) 173
. . . And Ace of Base and Roxette are far better than that Bjork.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 10:54 PM (D7oie) 174
Maybe, if supplemented with burgundy okra.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist No sous-vide Must to fry Posted by: Foreign Guest Worker Miklos at July 22, 2024 10:54 PM (XIkHl) 175
Thanks for the request.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:24 PM (QXQ4l) Do you take requests now? Posted by: ALH Hmm. Childhood memories of listening to Polka Time with my dad on Sunday afternoons. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2024 10:54 PM (0Htd1) 176
I believe Biden is probably not entirely dead, but probably stroked out and is a complete vegetable. He is not "isolating" but "vegetating." No idea how they are gonna square that circle by the end of his "covid isolation period." But hell, it's been Weekend at Bernie's for two years now.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 10:54 PM (sRfrW) Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:55 PM (TDvv2) 178
Opening theme song for the 2024 Democrat National Convention in Chicago - "I Saw the Sign" by Ace of Base.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 10:55 PM (4M+oY) 179
Hmm. Childhood memories of listening to Polka Time with my dad on Sunday afternoons.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2024 10:54 PM (0Htd1) John Candy in Home Alone, the Polka King Posted by: ALH, Dancing Queen at July 22, 2024 10:55 PM (xJEPL) 180
170 In Alaska you let moose and bear play through on the golf course.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 10:53 PM (4M+oY) Published as rules. Absolutely. Who would argue with that? Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 10:56 PM (sRfrW) 181
Olympics opening ceremony in Paris is July 26th, and DOCTOR Jill is supposed to be there.
We'll see if she actually goes or not, or if she continues to be locked in the guarded basement room pops a vein in her forehead. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (uxCna) FIFY Posted by: Miley, okravangelist Saying it again. Let us bow our heads and observe a moment of silence for the biden families loss of their lifestyle. Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:56 PM (vJiyU) 182
It's rare, but occasionally people who've gotten penis facials have reported becoming slightly cock-eyed.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 22, 2024 10:56 PM (iRX3h) Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 22, 2024 10:56 PM (DBZuM) 184
So Kamala thinks she's got it in the bag. Deep State is giving her enough exposure to make a fool of herself and then she'll be forced out.
Wonder who they really want. Posted by: ALH, Dancing Queen at July 22, 2024 10:57 PM (xJEPL) 185
Ha! ... did you say you preferred the dark chocolate?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 10:47 PM (VavZF) Why yes I did. You have a wonderful memory. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:57 PM (QXQ4l) 186
When will the Biden's be served an eviction notice?
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:16 PM (xJEPL) "Here is a box for your things, and security will escort you to the parking lot." Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 22, 2024 10:57 PM (w6EFb) 187
My news feed said that the White House lesbian press Muppet will appear on The View. All time and space as we know it will come to a halt with that crossing of the idiot streams
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 10:57 PM (qejsy) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 10:58 PM (4M+oY) 189
In Alaska you let moose and bear play through on the golf course.
Posted by: Anna Puma Now, about this Moose and Squirrel, Natasha.... Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 10:58 PM (VNX3d) 190
Saying it again.
Let us bow our heads and observe a moment of silence for the biden families loss of their lifestyle. Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:56 PM (vJiyU) Done. Now Jill where is my sammich? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:58 PM (QXQ4l) 191
Poor Dr. Jill, never got the star treatment. What else does a homewrecker need to do to get respect?
That bitch presents herself for Holy Communion knowing full well she's a divorcee and probably caused the death of the true wife. Let's hope her fall from grace is as ignominious as her behavior has been, from day one. And I do pray, as a good Catholic, that she repent and confess and sin no more, but we know that's a pipe dream. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 10:58 PM (sRfrW) 192
182 It's rare, but occasionally people who've gotten penis facials have reported becoming slightly cock-eyed.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus Yes, they want their face to stand out. Posted by: Rex B at July 22, 2024 10:58 PM (5h/8D) 193
182 It's rare, but occasionally people who've gotten penis facials have reported becoming slightly cock-eyed.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus Do their noses get bigger? Posted by: ALH, Dancing Queen at July 22, 2024 10:59 PM (xJEPL) 194
When will the Biden's be served an eviction notice?
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:16 PM (xJEPL) "Here is a box for your things, and security will escort you to the parking lot." Posted by: Miley, okravangelist The alternative is to use the White House for Joe and Jill's Viking Ship Pyre. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 11:00 PM (VNX3d) 195
183 I once had a boss named John J Johnson
I always wondered what his middle name was Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 22, 2024 10:56 PM (DBZuM) Jackwagon. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 11:00 PM (sRfrW) 196
>>> 192 182 It's rare, but occasionally people who've gotten penis facials have reported becoming slightly cock-eyed.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus Yes, they want their face to stand out. Posted by: Rex B at July 22, 2024 10:58 PM (5h/8D) Do they become emotionally erect? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 11:00 PM (VavZF) 197
I am available for 2 innings of relief tonight.
Posted by: Dick Pole at July 22, 2024 11:00 PM (55boN) 198
John Candy and Eugene Levy as Stan and Yosh Schmenge the Polka Kings in "The Last Polka"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 11:00 PM (qejsy) 199
The alternative is to use the White House for Joe and Jill's Viking Ship Pyre.
Those terms are acceptable. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 11:00 PM (4M+oY) 200
Hmm. Childhood memories of listening to Polka Time with my dad on Sunday afternoons.
Posted by: nerdygirl When I had to drive back and forth to DC, I always did it when I could hear the polka shows from Penn on the radio. Posted by: MiklosKrzyzewski learned how to polka in Poland and at Duke at July 22, 2024 11:01 PM (XIkHl) 201
Hmm. Childhood memories of listening to Polka Time with my dad on Sunday afternoons.
Posted by: nerdygirl HA! Paul Wixcox hosting 'Polka Varieties' on Sunday at 1pm in Cleveland. Every once in awhile Frankie Yankovic and His Yanks would guest star on the program. Great entertainment. Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 11:01 PM (5Seyi) 202
199 The alternative is to use the White House for Joe and Jill's Viking Ship Pyre.
Those terms are acceptable. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 11:00 PM (4M+oY) Buy shares in Jiffypop. Posted by: ALH, Dancing Queen at July 22, 2024 11:01 PM (xJEPL) 203
Is it true?
Our HEAD OF SECRET SERVICE...used to work Security for a Grocery Store Outlet Facility? Please God NO!!! Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 11:01 PM (TDvv2) 204
It's Midnight in America
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:03 PM (xJEPL) 205
The alternative is to use the White House for Joe and Jill's Viking Ship Pyre.
Those terms are acceptable. Posted by: Anna Puma Disrespect The "White" House was built by slaves owned by Kummala's fambly. Posted by: Miklos feigns outrage at July 22, 2024 11:03 PM (XIkHl) 206
Do they become emotionally erect?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 11:00 PM (VavZF) Dr, I've got this throbbing headache! - Kate Blanchette Posted by: Rex B at July 22, 2024 11:04 PM (5h/8D) 207
204 It's Midnight in America
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:03 PM (xJEPL) It's only 10:04 Central time here at Casa Misanthrope. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 11:04 PM (QXQ4l) 208
It's rare, but occasionally people who've gotten penis facials have reported becoming slightly cock-eyed.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus Yes, they want their face to stand out. Posted by: Rex B at July 22, 2024 10:58 PM (5h/8D) Do they become emotionally erect? Posted by: Helena Handbasket Their faces double in size around women. Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 11:04 PM (vJiyU) 209
Is it true?
Our HEAD OF SECRET SERVICE...used to work Security for a Grocery Store Outlet Facility? Please God NO!!! Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 11:01 PM (TDvv2) She was head of security for PepsiCo. Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:05 PM (gKDq2) 210
I don't think there's ever been a more on-point Hitler Downfall parody than this Biden one.
Posted by: BillyD at July 22, 2024 11:06 PM (Yt3ED) 211
sharing different heart beats . . .
Posted by: the knife at July 22, 2024 11:06 PM (gKWVE) 212
Hmm. Childhood memories of listening to Polka Time with my dad on Sunday afternoons.
Posted by: nerdygirl HA! Paul Wixcox hosting 'Polka Varieties' on Sunday at 1pm in Cleveland. Every once in awhile Frankie Yankovic and His Yanks would guest star on the program. Great entertainment. Posted by: Tonypete Sainted Mother still enjoys Mollie Bs Polka Party. Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 11:07 PM (vJiyU) 213
It's only 10:04 Central time here at Casa Misanthrope.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 11:04 PM (QXQ4l) It's midnight somewhere Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:07 PM (xJEPL) 214
So Kamala apparently has enough delegates to win the nom in the first round of voting.
How many did she blow or promise to blow? Anal? Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 11:08 PM (rsqkI) 215
Working as the head of security for Pepsi is akin to working as retail loss prevention.
Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2024 11:08 PM (IDphi) 216
She was head of security for PepsiCo.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:05 PM (gKDq2) I heard it was Frito-Lay. She had the Dorito's line. Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:08 PM (xJEPL) 217
They will have to lock Jill up in the "Situation Room" at this point.
Besides, Obama has more than likely already taken over the upper floors. Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 11:08 PM (TDvv2) 218
TV service ad: it's 11PM , do you know where your president is?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 11:08 PM (qejsy) 219
Remember when the media made Trump take a dementia test because he slipped on a wet ramp?
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 11:09 PM (lX8VI) 220
Who does Obama want to be the front man for his 4th term?
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:10 PM (xJEPL) 221
I heard it was Frito-Lay. She had the Dorito's line.
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:08 PM (xJEPL) That's why she was assigned to protect the Cheeto. Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 11:10 PM (lX8VI) 222
You know if the Ayatollah of Iran says he'll abandon their quest for nukes if President Harris sleeps with him she's morally required to.
The dignity of one little President is nothing compared to the potential cost in American blood and treasure. Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 11:10 PM (rsqkI) 223
Yay, Spoonerism Day ONT!
This may be repeated tomorrow. Posted by: Blanco Have we determined MisHum is a resident of Spooner? He seems like more of a Rhinelander type. Posted by: Dick Pole at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (55boN) Posted by: haffhowershower at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (NMT5x) 225
With global temperatures rising and environmental changes putting pressure on every country,
I call bullshit. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (ufFY8) 226
Toronto local news is billing the election "The Prosecutor vs The Felon". Propaganda never ends.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (d8zPm) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (4M+oY) 228
213 It's only 10:04 Central time here at Casa Misanthrope.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 11:04 PM (QXQ4l) It's midnight somewhere Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:07 PM (xJEPL) I'm stickin' with 5:00 somewhere..... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 22, 2024 11:12 PM (QGaXH) 229
I heard it was Frito-Lay. She had the Dorito's line.
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:08 PM (xJEPL) Pepsi owns Doritos. Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:12 PM (gKDq2) 230
***However, Cate Blanchett’s preferred treatment must surely be the winner in the weirdness stakes. It is known simply as “the penis facial”.***
-------------------- Little does she know that those wily Koreans substitute boneless pig sphincter for those foreskins. Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 11:12 PM (VJFAr) 231
Have we determined MisHum is a resident of Spooner? He seems like more of a Rhinelander type.
Posted by: Dick Pole at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (55boN) I have it on good authority that he's more into baked goods. Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:12 PM (xJEPL) 232
I was at a bar/restaurant in Columbia SC in the 90s, when they first got 300 channels of satellite channel music.
Paid the bartender $20 to put on the Polka channel. "Only for a half hour". Left about two hours later, Polka still on, bartender gave back the 20 because his tips were way above average. Posted by: Food and Beverage Mikloski at July 22, 2024 11:12 PM (XIkHl) 233
216 She was head of security for PepsiCo.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:05 PM (gKDq2) I heard it was Frito-Lay. She had the Dorito's line. Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:08 PM (xJEPL) Didn't one of the exasperated congress-critters today tell her to 'go back to guarding doritos'? Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 22, 2024 11:13 PM (QGaXH) 234
So what is this environmentally friendly replacement for TNT?
Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #21 at July 22, 2024 11:14 PM (qfLjt) 235
198 John Candy and Eugene Levy as Stan and Yosh Schmenge the Polka Kings in "The Last Polka"
Posted by: Smell the Glove Mmmm. Cabbage rolls. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2024 11:14 PM (0Htd1) 236
Have we determined MisHum is a resident of Spooner? He seems like more of a Rhinelander type.
Posted by: Dick Pole at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (55boN) Rhinelanders are not true Germans! Posted by: Prussians at July 22, 2024 11:14 PM (0eaVi) 237
Have we determined MisHum is a resident of Spooner? He seems like more of a Rhinelander type.
Posted by: Dick Pole at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (55boN) I am guessing Lysander Spooner. Posted by: Miklos hazards a guess at July 22, 2024 11:15 PM (XIkHl) 238
Austin Bay and Jim Dunnigan at StategyPage.com did a podcast about the munitions problems and how it is impacting military preparedness back in November. They noted the artillery shell issue and how there were no quick fixes.
They also brought up how the Russians were accessing more shells from North Korea, amongst others, and how the West was depleting all sorts of stockpiles as well. So, this issue has been known for some time -- and it is just another fall out from the U.S. and its allies pushing to continue the conflict in the Ukraine instead of finding a way to settle it. The mp3 download in linked via the URL I am providing. Posted by: Big Sam at July 22, 2024 11:15 PM (ULArf) 239
234 So what is this environmentally friendly replacement for TNT?
Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #21 at July 22, 2024 11:14 PM (qfLjt) Ka BOOM Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:15 PM (xJEPL) 240
Amazing the munitions shortfall is becoming front and center. Again.
Some of us have been talking about it for months and months. The factory that makes 155mm artillery shells in the US is located in prime Joey Bidet territory - near his hometown of Scranton. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 11:18 PM (4M+oY) 241
106 Days 6 Hours 59 Minutes 55 Seconds. to go.
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 11:18 PM (TDvv2) 242
Left about two hours later, Polka still on, bartender gave back the 20 because his tips were way above average. Posted by: Food and Beverage Mikloski Cabbage Rolls and Coffee ~ https://youtu.be/lmSC52Npuq0?si=hvxi-2xvFZuHXEjW Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 11:18 PM (xG4kz) 243
https://www.suruga-ya.com/en
Right now they have free shipping. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (4M+oY) *Shoved wallet at you* Keep it secret. Keep it safe. Posted by: Robert, cursing Criterion at July 22, 2024 11:19 PM (fiPAM) 244
Rhinelanders are not true Germans!
Posted by: Prussians at July 22, 2024 11:14 PM (0eaVi) And rhinestones are not true diamonds. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 22, 2024 11:19 PM (w6EFb) 245
I've won 18 Grammy Awards.
Posted by: Jimmy Sturr at July 22, 2024 11:20 PM (V5BDR) 246
My favorite was the "Liechtensteiner Polka" because it seemed more German.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2024 11:20 PM (0Htd1) 247
Toronto local news is billing the election "The Prosecutor vs The Felon". Propaganda never ends.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (d8zPm) Corruption in journalism? Nooooooo!!!!! Neverrrrrrrr!!!! Posted by: Robert, cursing Criterion at July 22, 2024 11:20 PM (fiPAM) 248
Rhinelanders are not true Germans!
Posted by: Prussians at July 22, 2024 11:14 PM (0eaVi) A Prussian is a Pole who has forgotten who his grandfather was. Posted by: Konrad Adenauer, Rhinelander and Proud, Baby! at July 22, 2024 11:20 PM (jGGMD) 249
208 It's rare, but occasionally people who've gotten penis facials have reported becoming slightly cock-eyed.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus Yes, they want their face to stand out. Posted by: Rex B at July 22, 2024 10:58 PM (5h/8D) Do they become emotionally erect? Posted by: Helena Handbasket Their faces double in size around women. Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 11:04 PM (vJiyU) ---- Have they tried smegmatic facials? Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #22 at July 22, 2024 11:21 PM (qfLjt) Posted by: Miklos was also a Kaboom Kid at July 22, 2024 11:21 PM (XIkHl) 251
Poor Dems, I'm sure they all think with every D POTUS it will be like "the West Wing" and they have been and are getting mashup of Dave and Weekend at Bernies. I'd feel badly for them if they weren't killing the country with their various BS.
Posted by: PaleRider at July 22, 2024 11:21 PM (wTs+0) 252
I took up aerobics to help maintain my well-propositioned figure, .... wait ..
Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #23 at July 22, 2024 11:21 PM (qfLjt) 253
Rhinelanders are not true Germans!
Posted by: Prussians at July 22, 2024 11:14 PM (0eaVi) And rhinestones are not true diamonds. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist And rhinestone cowboys aren't true cowboys. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 11:21 PM (VNX3d) 254
7/22 Forbes generic ballot
Rep 44 Dem 39 We peaked too soon, but what an election night that would be. Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump/Vance 2024 at July 22, 2024 11:22 PM (55boN) 255
Rhinelanders are not true Germans!
Posted by: Prussians at July 22, 2024 11:14 PM (0eaVi) And rhinestones are not true diamonds. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist *checks* Yes Posted by: Miklos still has a highly collectible Ronco Rhinestone and Stud Setter at July 22, 2024 11:23 PM (XIkHl) 256
I once had a boss named John J Johnson Did he come from Wisconsin? Did he work in a lumber mill there? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 11:24 PM (xG4kz) 257
Cabbage Rolls and Coffee ~ https://youtu.be/lmSC52Npuq0?si=hvxi-2xvFZuHXEjW
I was the inspiration for that song. In Polka world, I am a muse. Posted by: Mrs Vilva Yzachke at July 22, 2024 11:24 PM (V5BDR) 258
Corruption in journalism?
Posted by: Robert, cursing Criterion at July 22, 2024 11:20 PM (fiPAM) It's not corruption in *journalism*. The idiots believe their own propaganda. The corruption is in the schools. Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 22, 2024 11:24 PM (d8zPm) 259
>>> 226 Toronto local news is billing the election "The Prosecutor vs The Felon". Propaganda never ends.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (d8zPm) Big deal, I'm going to be *sentencing* the Bad Orange Man. Posted by: Judge Merchan, I am da law at July 22, 2024 11:24 PM (VavZF) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 11:25 PM (4M+oY) 261
Journalism....nothing about "reporters".
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 22, 2024 11:25 PM (ufFY8) Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 11:25 PM (TDvv2) 263
John J. Johnson is right!
Posted by: Miklos J. Johnson, called Jay Ray, or Ray Ray, just don't call me late for dinner at July 22, 2024 11:25 PM (XIkHl) 264
Liechtensteiner will come.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 22, 2024 11:26 PM (K66ud) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 11:27 PM (4M+oY) 266
In Alaska you let moose and bear play through on the golf course.
Posted by: Anna Puma Be nice if they had the decency to fix their paw and hoof marks on the greens. Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 11:27 PM (W/lyH) Posted by: Moose and Squirrel at July 22, 2024 11:28 PM (XIkHl) Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2024 11:29 PM (NLIak) Posted by: zombie Rosa Liechtenstein at July 22, 2024 11:29 PM (XIkHl) 270
I just finished a doc on TUBI.
Spies,Hoods and the Hidden Elite I was an interview/story told by Chauncey Holt. Everything he said was referenced with actual letters, documents and photos. Holt revealed hard evidence of locations and operatives of CIA operations during the 50,s and early 60's. I was shocked that he mentioned CEO,s of bothering Coke and Pepsi as being involved with the CIA. Both worldwide holdings and I believe it. Holt died in 1997. Mz Cheatle makes sense now.... Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 11:29 PM (szWen) 271
Left about two hours later, Polka still on, bartender gave back the 20 because his tips were way above average.
Posted by: Food and Beverage Mikloski at July 22, 2024 11:12 PM (XIkHl) "I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me. Much too fat for me. Much too fat for me." Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 11:30 PM (sRfrW) 272
Funny how worrying about the environment has caused so many problems. It has made most goods more expensive; it has pushed much of industry beyond our borders; it has made us dependent on both countries that are not very amicable and countries that have a poor record of quality control. When are we going to turn around and tell these enviros to take a hike? They can always leave the country and take the judges with them!
Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #24 at July 22, 2024 11:30 PM (qfLjt) 273
An observation: we have the lock on stunning women. They are just brain freezing.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2024 11:30 PM (kzHlT) 274
Be nice if they had the decency to fix their paw and hoof marks on the greens.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 11:27 PM (W/lyH) You should probably tell them that. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 11:31 PM (sRfrW) 275
Both worldwide holdings and I believe it. Holt died in 1997. Mz Cheatle makes sense now....
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 11:29 PM (szWen) Nah. Just another friend of Dr. Jill. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 11:31 PM (sRfrW) 276
Tonight is, hopefully, my last night without working central air conditioning. I haven't slept worth a damn in a week. Repairman is supposed to be here in the afternoon, and hopefully whatever is wrong will be a quick fix (and he has any needed parts in his truck).
Posted by: PabloD at July 22, 2024 11:32 PM (iQlbn) 277
John J. Johnson is right!
Posted by: Miklos J. Johnson, called Jay Ray, or Ray Ray, just don't call me late for dinner at July 22, 2024 11:25 PM (XIkHl) His name is my name, too. Posted by: Rex J Johnson at July 22, 2024 11:32 PM (5h/8D) 278
"I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me. Much too fat for me. Much too fat for me."
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief Riposte- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sdib6gd190 Posted by: Miklos "Joe" Tex at July 22, 2024 11:32 PM (XIkHl) 279
Purty good stuuf MH. Especially enjoyed the feel good story. I think thrre are more people in this world with big hearts than we realize.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at July 22, 2024 11:35 PM (zuSOB) Posted by: Miklos in best Kirk Douglas voice at July 22, 2024 11:36 PM (XIkHl) 281
I take pride in announcing my pooping prowess as I rank in the 'Goldilocks' class..So I got that going for me.Nice!
I may enter it on my Ourtime.profile. And yes I actually read that. Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 11:36 PM (szWen) 282
Here's a clip of Pat Fallon of Texas grilling Secret Service Director Cheatle (courtesy Viva Frei):
https://is.gd/KxrStl Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 22, 2024 11:37 PM (O7YUW) 283
WE ARE ALL SPARTACUS JOHNSON
Posted by: Miklos in best Kirk Douglas voice at July 22, 2024 11:36 PM (XIkHl) ***SNORT*** Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:38 PM (xJEPL) 284
It isn't a proper fish fry at the VFW until the old folks are hopping to Frank Yankovic.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 11:39 PM (sRfrW) 285
"I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me. Much too fat for me. Much too fat for me."
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief Come to think of it, Joe Tex also did this, with reference to size- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjzXVZo4b0o Posted by: Miklos makes an exception for Darleen at July 22, 2024 11:39 PM (XIkHl) 286
What a stupid timeline.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2024 11:43 PM (Aqu9a) 287
I believe Biden is probably not entirely dead, but probably stroked out and is a complete vegetable. He is not "isolating" but "vegetating." No idea how they are gonna square that circle by the end of his "covid isolation period." But hell, it's been Weekend at Bernie's for two years now.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 10:54 PM (sRfrW) You know, if Biden does officially "die of Covid" then that makes all the vaxxes and boosters completely worthless. I mean, we know that, but the LIV's have been swallowing the clotshot propaganda for a long time. Biden should be protected, dammit! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 11:43 PM (yLiuJ) 288
pride in announcing my pooping prowess
Full colostomy bag before morning! If I ate poppy seed rolls then buried the bag would I get flowers? Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 22, 2024 11:44 PM (K66ud) 289
If Biden dies, then Kamala becomes the first woman president.
It will be harder for Trump to win. Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:45 PM (xJEPL) 290
275 Both worldwide holdings and I believe it. Holt died in 1997. Mz Cheatle makes sense now....
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 11:29 PM (szWen) Nah. Just another friend of Dr. Jill. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief ------------ She was on Biden's swimming detail. Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 11:45 PM (VJFAr) 291
Swedish groups are not allowed. You'll get over it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l) ******** woo-hoo!! Posted by: a-ha, take on me at July 22, 2024 11:46 PM (kZD16) 292
Watched Hillbilly Elegy tonight.
So many thoughts. I don't think much about my Fathers side of the family but they were WV coal mining hill people who moved to Ohio to work in steel mills. And then some interesting other family stuff. And drunkenness and other dysfunction. JD Vance's story hit kind of close. Probably will do that for a lot of people. Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2024 11:46 PM (IFNME) 293
The real Terlit Hobo
has come up for air. THE architect of the Dem lawfair against the MAGA movement, Trump included Eric fuckin Hold my beer Holder. https://tinyurl.com/y8kecam8 Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 11:47 PM (szWen) 294
Toronto local news is billing the election "The Prosecutor vs The Felon". Propaganda never ends.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know You mean the local press where Kamala was raised? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 11:47 PM (VNX3d) 295
With global temperatures rising and environmental changes putting pressure on every country,
I call bullshit. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (ufFY It's BBC. Lying is what they do. Scum. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 11:47 PM (yLiuJ) 296
The Downfall parodies never get old. Ever. I laugh every single time.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 22, 2024 11:47 PM (mH6SG) 297
If Biden dies, then Kamala becomes the first woman president.
It will be harder for Trump to win. Posted by: ALH Another look at the 19th Amendment? Posted by: Miklos thinks women, as general principle, should just calm their tits at July 22, 2024 11:48 PM (XIkHl) 298
With global temperatures rising and environmental changes putting pressure on every country,
I call bullshit. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (ufFY It's BBC. Lying is what they do. Scum. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon There is only one solution. We must find the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator and blow up the earth. The view from Mars will be spectacular! Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 11:49 PM (VNX3d) 299
289 If Biden dies, then Kamala becomes the first woman president. It will be harder for Trump to win. Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:45 PM (xJEPL Biden could make Kamala president right now by resigning. He hasn't. Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2024 11:49 PM (IFNME) 300
Toronto local news is billing the election "The Prosecutor vs The Felon". Propaganda never ends.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (d8zPm) Wish this place was searchable. They gave the game away on that three weeks ago when some supposed anonymous Democrat said "we need someone who can prosecute the case against Trump" and I said "there it is" and called this practically word for word. Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 11:49 PM (lX8VI) 301
288 Why can you refine heroin?
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 11:49 PM (szWen) 302
So this is great. Hubby and I move from SC to our rental house in Wyoming. We rent from our neighbors. They want us to buy the place and we agreed. Welllllll, today they show up here crying and told us we have to move out because their daughter is getting divorced and she will move in here. Fucking assholes. My husband is terminally ill and they know it and couldn't care less. We are in a very small town and there is nothing to buy here. This will kill my husband. Posted by: four seasons at July 22, 2024 11:49 PM (//riP) 303
I believe Biden is probably not entirely dead, but probably stroked out and is a complete vegetable. He is not "isolating" but "vegetating." No idea how they are gonna square that circle by the end of his "covid isolation period." But hell, it's been Weekend at Bernie's for two years now.
Posted by: tcn in AK If he's not incapacitated, he will be soon. Stress and confusion won't mix well with his dementia. This country is going to be walking the tight rope over the abyss for the next six months. Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at July 22, 2024 11:50 PM (zuSOB) 304
Miklos thinks women, as general principle, should just calm their tits at July 22, 2024 11:48 PM (XIkHl)
Even though this nic is chauvinistic to the max, I still giggled. Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:50 PM (xJEPL) 305
Has anyone seen Hunter in the last couple of days? Is he locked down with Joe and Doctor Jill?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 22, 2024 11:51 PM (Uikgi) 306
So sorry to hear that FS. Prayers for a positive resolution to your dilemma.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at July 22, 2024 11:52 PM (zuSOB) 307
305 Has anyone seen Hunter in the last couple of days? Is he locked down with Joe and Doctor Jill?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 22, 2024 11:51 PM (Uikgi) I think he's helping Jill with the packing. They'll be moving out soon. Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:52 PM (xJEPL) 308
Posted by: four seasons at July 22, 2024 11:49 PM (//riP)
Yikes. That's terrible. Will pray that everything works out. Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 22, 2024 11:52 PM (Ad8y9) 309
Just noticed my hash. Is Pixy trying to tell me something?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at July 22, 2024 11:53 PM (zuSOB) 310
If Biden dies, then Kamala becomes the first woman president.
It will be harder for Trump to win. Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:45 PM (xJEPL) Don't let the enthusiasm hype scare you. Once Kamalalaladingdong starts opening her pie hole on the campaign trail, well, that'll be that. Last I remember reading, Heels Up is polling even lower than Bye-den, if such a thing is possible. Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:53 PM (gKDq2) 311
Penis facials' remain Hollywood's most alarming beauty trend
It’s becoming increasingly clear that there’s nothing celebrities won’t do for beauty, especially when it comes to their skin What a sick and twisted society. These people are freaks. Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 11:53 PM (W/lyH) 312
Posted by: four seasons at July 22, 2024 11:49 PM (//riP)
Sorry to hear about your troubles. May you find a new place soon. Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:53 PM (xJEPL) 313
291 Swedish groups are not allowed. You'll get over it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l) ******** woo-hoo!! Posted by: a-ha, take on me at July 22, 2024 11:46 PM (kZD16) Norwegian. Although, really, what's the diff? They're all filthy Scandis. Posted by: BillyD at July 22, 2024 11:54 PM (Yt3ED) 314
Biden could make Kamala president right now by resigning. He hasn't.
Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2024 11:49 PM (IFNME) It's hard to resign if you're in a coma. Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:55 PM (gKDq2) 315
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Biden could make Kamala president right now by resigning. He hasn't. Posted by: blaster --------------------- Kanela is at Rehoboth and they are taping and editing his resignation and her swearing in. When it's finished they will hand out copies to their favorite news agencies. Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 11:55 PM (VJFAr) 316
Toronto local news is billing the election "The Prosecutor vs The Felon". Propaganda never ends.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (d8zPm) Ah, here it is. July 11. Post 466. Was an easy find since I used the exact words. https://tinyurl.com/3eerzt4z Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 11:55 PM (lX8VI) 317
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Yes and your point is? How did numbnuts manage to get 81 million votes and can't fill a high school gym? CIA now NWO is running this show. Daddy Bush headed the CIA. The same Bush family that bought the shares of Trump stock the day before Trumps attempted assassination. Hmmm Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 11:56 PM (szWen) 318
Toronto local news is billing the election "The Prosecutor vs The Felon".
Get Ready to RUMBLE!!! Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:56 PM (xJEPL) 319
263 John J. Johnson is right!
Posted by: Miklos J. Johnson, called Jay Ray, or Ray Ray, just don't call me late for dinner at July 22, 2024 11:25 PM (XIkHl) Miklos J Johnson is right about John J Johnson being right! Didn't you guys see the movie??? Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 22, 2024 11:57 PM (QGaXH) 320
If Biden dies, then Kamala becomes the first woman president.
It will be harder for Trump to win. Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:45 PM (xJEPL) Don't let the enthusiasm hype scare you. Once Kamalalaladingdong starts opening her pie hole on the campaign trail, well, that'll be that. Last I remember reading, Heels Up is polling even lower than Bye-den, if such a thing is possible. Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:53 PM (gKDq2) *** They will control.every meeting, every speech, and every word that comes out of her mouth. And she will not debate anyone. Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 11:57 PM (W/lyH) 321
Another prediction - once Trump unloads on her, they will RUN from the word prosecutor. He's going to turn it into a bigger curse word than "felon".
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 11:58 PM (lX8VI) 322
Kanela is at Rehoboth and they are taping and editing his resignation and her swearing in. When it's finished they will hand out copies to their favorite news agencies.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 11:55 PM (VJFAr) That makes perfect sense. This whole Administration has been a sham from the get-go. Will they send up white smoke at the White House? Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:58 PM (gKDq2) 323
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So this is great. Hubby and I move from SC to our rental house in Wyoming. We rent from our neighbors. They want us to buy the place and we agreed. Welllllll, today they show up here crying and told us we have to move out because their daughter is getting divorced and she will move in here. Fucking assholes. My husband is terminally ill and they know it and couldn't care less. We are in a very small town and there is nothing to buy here. This will kill my husband. Posted by: four seasons at July 22, 2024 11:49 PM (//riP) I'm so sorry, that truly sucks. Do you have a written lease? Is there anything in writing on the previously agreed sale? Posted by: BillyD at July 22, 2024 11:59 PM (Yt3ED) 324
Biden could make Kamala president right now by resigning. He hasn't.
They're waiting for him to die so that they can then file to replace him on the ballot in the states where death of the candidate is required. And don't think for a moment that they won't "help" him on his way if he lingers too long. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 11:59 PM (dZVON) 325
Oh no four seasons, I am so sorry.
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 11:59 PM (lX8VI) 326
Toronto local news is billing the election "The Prosecutor vs The Felon".
Get Ready to RUMBLE!!! Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:56 PM (xJEPL) Toronto is a shithole. Sorry, Andy, but facts are facts. Get out while you can. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 11:59 PM (yLiuJ) 327
Have we determined MisHum is a resident of Spooner? He seems like more of a Rhinelander type. It matters not -- both places are insanely jealous of Hayward and the giant fiberglass Muskellunge in front of the National Fresh Water Fishing Hall of Fame. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 11:59 PM (xG4kz) 328
Old pedo Joe likely to rendez-vous with his personal judgement day soon. May God show mercy.
He outlived his usefulness to the globalists and their handmaidens in the US uni-party and the Bureaucratic Leviathan. A fitting end. Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 23, 2024 12:00 AM (fs1hN) 329
They will control.every meeting, every speech, and every word that comes out of her mouth. And she will not debate anyone.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 11:57 PM (W/lyH) "They [can] control.every meeting, every speech, and every word that comes out of her mouth," but they cannot control her cackle. Posted by: RickZ at July 23, 2024 12:00 AM (gKDq2) 330
Toronto is a shithole. Sorry, Andy, but facts are facts. Get out while you can.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 11:59 PM (yLiuJ) Not Andy. Amy Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 12:02 AM (xJEPL) 331
"They [can] control.every meeting, every speech, and every word that comes out of her mouth," but they cannot control her cackle.
Posted by: RickZ at July 23, 2024 12:00 AM (gKDq2) All Trump has to do is reach for his zipper, and Kamala will be strapping on her kneepads. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 12:02 AM (yLiuJ) 332
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They will control.every meeting, every speech, and every word that comes out of her mouth. And she will not debate anyone. Posted by: Diogenes ------------------------- Trump's A/V team has her every illicit prosecution, every appearance, every word archived. And they produce excellent presentations. Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 12:03 AM (VJFAr) 333
Folks these are my people.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zAMUcrnW6rI Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 23, 2024 12:03 AM (kzHlT) 334
Even though this nic is chauvinistic to the max, I still giggled.
Posted by: ALH When wimmins giggle, they jiggle. It all works out. Posted by: Miklos from the He-Man Woman Haters Club at July 23, 2024 12:03 AM (XIkHl) 335
Time for this old lady to go to bed. Goodnight! Love you guys
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 12:04 AM (xJEPL) 336
Not Andy. Amy
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 12:02 AM (xJEPL) Oh. I didn't know you were in Toronto. I was directing my warning to Andycanuck. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 12:04 AM (yLiuJ) 337
If Reuters’s reporting is correct, it reveals a major problem for the U.S. military in securing ammunition. No one has ever mentioned this problem, which is largely inconceivable. Like so many government problems, it has absurd origins.
Since Russia seized Crimea in 2014, policymakers in America and Europe repeatedly failed to address warnings about the sorry condition of the West’s munitions industry. *** This is criminal. For the cost of one F-35, they could build over 1 million 155mm artillery rounds. We are going to be screwed in the next war. Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2024 12:04 AM (W/lyH) 338
Remember all the black guys she put in CA prison for weed?
Remember her interview on TV talking about getting high and listening to so and so? Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 12:04 AM (VJFAr) Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 23, 2024 12:05 AM (sAmhv) 340
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They will control.every meeting, every speech, and every word that comes out of her mouth. And she will not debate anyone. Posted by: Diogenes ------------------------- Trump's A/V team has her every illicit prosecution, every appearance, every word archived. And they produce excellent presentations. Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 12:03 AM (VJFAr) When she was Attorney General here she put lots of AA males in jail for basically pot possession, if my memory serves. She also wanted to jail parents of chronically truant children. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 12:06 AM (QGaXH) 341
Yes there is a lease and we just agreed two weeks ago that we would buy the house. They were crying, fake crocodile tears when they told us. "We won't tell you that you have to move out in 30 days" WTF, you can fuck right off. We will find something because we aren't living in limbo about when we have to be out. Shit, if we can find something to buy, it takes at least 6 weeks to close. We are in our 70's and don't need this shit. Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:06 AM (//riP) 342
333 Folks these are my people.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zAMUcrnW6rI Posted by: Xipe Totec ------------------------------ I thought you were an Aztec skull crusher. Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 12:07 AM (VJFAr) Posted by: RickZ at July 23, 2024 12:07 AM (gKDq2) 344
Remember her interview on TV talking about getting high and listening to so and so?
Tupac and Snoop Dogg, before either had released anything. She also called Tupac the best rapper alive, at least 23 years after he died. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2024 12:07 AM (dZVON) 345
Old pedo Joe likely to rendez-vous with his personal judgement day soon. May God show mercy.
He outlived his usefulness to the globalists and their handmaidens in the US uni-party and the Bureaucratic Leviathan. A fitting end. Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 23, 2024 12:00 AM (fs1hN) I bet that nasty old fuck has it in him to live long enough just to make the ho' actually run for the office. Its how he rolls. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2024 12:08 AM (VwHCD) 346
Night all.
Geezer.Golf in the morning. Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2024 12:08 AM (W/lyH) 347
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 12:09 AM (PDf99) 348
And don't think for a moment that they won't "help" him on his way if he lingers too long.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 11:59 PM (dZVON) Sometimes the doctors make the way smooth, you know. Posted by: King Edward VII at July 23, 2024 12:09 AM (Aqu9a) 349
Shit, if we can find something to buy, it takes at least 6 weeks to close.
We are in our 70's and don't need this shit. Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:06 AM (//riP) Hire a lawyer, and sue them for breach of contract. Housing a recently-divorced daughter isn't a hardship case. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 12:09 AM (yLiuJ) 350
They will control.every meeting, every speech, and every word that comes out of her mouth. And she will not debate anyone.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 11:57 PM (W/lyH) then the DJT and RFKJr debates are going to be lit. Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 12:09 AM (D7oie) 351
As far as this whole deal, it is really bizarre (as I said earlier.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 12:10 AM (PDf99) 352
Four Seasons.... find a hungry lawyer.
Possession, in your case, occupation, really matters. Even more with an Agreement to Purchase in the mix. Rights vary from State to State. Get a good lawyer to check on the State of YOUR State, there. *prayers* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2024 12:10 AM (kQgoX) 353
This is from six months ago.
Hitler Johnson was right! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW7I-j1Rb94 Posted by: Miklos somewhat recalls at July 23, 2024 12:10 AM (XIkHl) 354
Will they send up white smoke at the White House?
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:58 PM NPR will start playing Swan Lake on a loop. Posted by: Bert G (on the road) at July 23, 2024 12:11 AM (Q0RZv) Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2024 12:11 AM (dZVON) 356
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No im an ozark hill person. Unsophisticated and violent in my devotion to the republic. Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 23, 2024 12:12 AM (kzHlT) 357
Thanks for the support ya'll. Husband is a retired lawyer and he is livid. They know he is terminally ill and even if he died, I would still be making the mortgage payments. We live across the street from our son and daughter in law and 4 grandchildren. It has been wonderful and they are devasted we have to move. They aren't faking that, lol. Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:13 AM (//riP) 358
When she was Attorney General here she put lots of AA males in jail for basically pot possession, if my memory serves. She also wanted to jail parents of chronically truant children.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 12:06 AM (QGaXH) There were some people calling her "Officer Harris" for this reason, I think it was a callback to West Side Story. Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 12:13 AM (D7oie) 359
This is criminal.
For the cost of one F-35, they could build over 1 million 155mm artillery rounds. We are going to be screwed in the next war. Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2024 12:04 AM (W/lyH) Hunter: "OK, Pop, here' what we do. You front me the money, I buy a million 155mm shells on Temu, we get them shipped to a windowless warehouse in Seattle, and I have crew of wetbacks put "made in USA" stickers on them. Then I sell them to the Department of Defense, and you get 10% off the top. Deal?" Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 12:13 AM (yLiuJ) 360
Interesting bit at the top on Insty saying that Biden suffered some 'unspecified medical emergency' while in Vegas last week.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 12:14 AM (PDf99) Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 23, 2024 12:15 AM (hbjSA) Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:15 AM (//riP) Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2024 12:16 AM (dZVON) Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2024 12:16 AM (Aqu9a) 365
This is criminal.
For the cost of one F-35, they could build over 1 million 155mm artillery rounds. We are going to be screwed in the next war. Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2024 12:04 AM (W/lyH) Hunter: "OK, Pop, here' what we do. You front me the money, I buy a million 155mm shells on Temu, we get them shipped to a windowless warehouse in Seattle, and I have crew of wetbacks put "made in USA" stickers on them. Then I sell them to the Department of Defense, and you get 10% off the top. Deal?" Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 12:13 AM (yLiuJ) Impossible! No way Seattle would allow that. They'd have to store it all in Yakima. Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2024 12:16 AM (W/lyH) 366
349 Shit, if we can find something to buy, it takes at least 6 weeks to close.
We are in our 70's and don't need this shit. Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:06 AM (//riP) Hire a lawyer, and sue them for breach of contract. Housing a recently-divorced daughter isn't a hardship case. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 12:09 AM (yLiuJ) This. A letter from a lawyer may persuade them to find different arrangements for the daughter. At least talk to a real estate lawyer in your state to find out what rights you have re: the lease and agreement to sell. Posted by: BillyD at July 23, 2024 12:18 AM (Yt3ED) 367
Interesting bit at the top on Insty saying that Biden suffered some 'unspecified medical emergency' while in Vegas last week.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 12:14 AM Lots of conjecture that it was a TIA. Posted by: Bert G (on the road) at July 23, 2024 12:18 AM (Q0RZv) 368
then the DJT and RFKJr debates are going to be lit. Posted by: Kindltot ----------------------- They aren't going to debate. Kennedy will stop running late and tell move all the libertarians to Trump. Kennedy will be rewarded with the job of eviscerating Fauci & Co. Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 12:19 AM (VJFAr) 369
U.S. Ministry of Truth
@USMiniTru Jul 21 An inside anonymous source told my cousin's roommate who once worked at an Aldi's that a White House staffer shopped at that Joe Biden is going to nuke Luxembourg his last day in office. Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 12:19 AM (D7oie) 370
Impossible!
No way Seattle would allow that. They'd have to store it all in Yakima. Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2024 12:16 AM (W/lyH) OK, we can grease the Mayor's palm, and hire trannies to slap the stickers on, then. Posted by: Hunter at July 23, 2024 12:19 AM (yLiuJ) 371
Hey Horde, how are you tonight?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 23, 2024 12:20 AM (Sgq8y) 372
Ugh, four seasons, some "friends" they turned out to be.
Best wishes for you & hubby to find a great new place! Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 12:20 AM (njWTi) 373
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I think Biden is brain dead. Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:15 AM (//riP) Biden has been brain dead since 1972. Didn't slow his political career down one bit. Posted by: BillyD at July 23, 2024 12:21 AM (Yt3ED) 374
Supposedly Biden is in hospice care.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2024 12:21 AM (fLBIY) 375
If Taylor Swift and Lana Del Rey had a baby, you'd have
Chappell Roan... I'm having wicked dreams of leaving Tennessee Hear Santa Monica, I swear it's calling me Won't make my mama proud, it's gonna cause a scene She sees her baby girl, I know she's gonna scream God, what have you done? You're a pink pony girl And you dance at the club Oh mama, I'm just having fun On the stage in my heels It's where I belong down at the Pink Pony Club I'm gonna keep on dancing at the Pink Pony Club... Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 23, 2024 12:21 AM (TGPs7) 376
They are very very very religious. Well, they aren't gonna like it when I tell them to FUCK OFF tomorrow. Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:23 AM (//riP) 377
Biden was useful, and he used to be a decent politician in dealing with the public.
Kamala is really neither useful, wanted, or any good at dealing with people. I have trouble accepting the "stoned silly idiot saying stupid things who is actually a master at political connivance." any more than I could accept it for george W Bush Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 12:24 AM (D7oie) 378
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They are very very very religious. Well, they aren't gonna like it when I tell them to FUCK OFF tomorrow. Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:23 AM (//riP) Hit 'em with the big 10, not the least of which is false witness. Unrepentant liars do not get to go to heaven. Then sic a lawyer on their asses. In all Christian charity, of course. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 23, 2024 12:25 AM (sRfrW) 379
369 U.S. Ministry of Truth
@USMiniTru Jul 21 An inside anonymous source told my cousin's roommate who once worked at an Aldi's that a White House staffer shopped at that Joe Biden is going to nuke Luxembourg his last day in office. Posted by: Kindltot ................................... It's about time we rid ourselves of Luxembourg! Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 23, 2024 12:25 AM (94Y6N) 380
Buzzion, I will forgo the "you should know" and instead ask where the info came from.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 12:25 AM (D7oie) 381
We are going to be screwed in the next war.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2024 12:04 AM (W/lyH) It's intentional. Posted by: Reforger at July 23, 2024 12:27 AM (xcIvR) 382
80 Buzzion, I will forgo the "you should know" and instead ask where the info came from.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 12:25 AM (D7oie) Seems original report is Laura Loomer on twitter. Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2024 12:27 AM (fLBIY) 383
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@USMiniTru Jul 21 An inside anonymous source told my cousin's roommate who once worked at an Aldi's that a White House staffer shopped at that Joe Biden is going to nuke Luxembourg his last day in office. Posted by: Kindltot ................................... It's about time we rid ourselves of Luxembourg! Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 23, 2024 12:25 AM (94Y6N) Be warned! We have a mutual defense pact with Luxembourg. Posted by: The Duchy of Grand Fenwick at July 23, 2024 12:28 AM (Aqu9a) 384
I told the dogs, no worries about shitting outside. Shit inside, they can fucking clean it up. Assholes Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:28 AM (//riP) 385
They are very very very religious. Well, they aren't gonna like it when I tell them to FUCK OFF tomorrow.
Posted by: four seasons --------- If you're looking at potential *legal entanglements* with these people, then I strongly suggest that you speak civilly to them at all times. Since you have a lease, they will need to serve eviction papers (or whatever notice your contract specifies) to break it-- they can't just say "leave"-- IINAL, but this is basic stuff. Keep your cool! Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 12:29 AM (njWTi) 386
Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club
Posted by: Mister Ghost ---------- Everyone has a place in life and whores gotta' hoe. Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 12:30 AM (VJFAr) 387
I've been hearing for a while that both the U.S. and the EU was having major problems sourcing some of the critical materials for the shells besides TNT.
What is it? Nitrocellulose. Russia has managed to increase their imported amounts while we struggle to get it. Here are links to some stories that all say the same thing. Some of our allies arent. https://tinyurl.com/352nt876 https://tinyurl.com/yjastpxz Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 23, 2024 12:31 AM (elaR+) 388
Gun Cotton.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 12:31 AM (PDf99) 389
They are very very very religious. Well, they aren't gonna like it when I tell them to FUCK OFF tomorrow.
Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:23 AM (//riP) Now yer talkin'. That would be my response too. Posted by: Reforger at July 23, 2024 12:32 AM (xcIvR) 390
They are very very very religious. Well, they aren't gonna like it when I tell them to FUCK OFF tomorrow.
Posted by: four seasons I hope you have something, anything in writing. If you don't, one wonders. Posted by: Miklos, not an attorney in your state, province, ot Independent Republic at July 23, 2024 12:33 AM (XIkHl) 391
Tell the assholes you'll be happy to let their daughter rent a room.
You have a lease, how can they do anything?! Without paying you a chunk of change, anyway. Not sure why the daughter can't pitch a tent in her parent's backyard, either. Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 23, 2024 12:34 AM (Vvh2V) Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:34 AM (//riP) Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:34 AM (//riP) 394
They are not religious, or they wouldn't be turning a terminally I'll man out of his home.
Don't do anything stupid. You're in the legal right. Letting your dog crap all over will break the lease. Stay calm. Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 23, 2024 12:36 AM (Vvh2V) 395
Yep, we have a signed lease.
Since they're breaking the lease they can pay your first, last, and security deposit at the next place and any associated moving costs, or the equivalent. It's not much, but it's the least they can do. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2024 12:37 AM (dZVON) 396
It's about time we rid ourselves of Luxembourg!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 23, 2024 12:25 AM (94Y6N) Be warned! We have a mutual defense pact with Luxembourg. Posted by: The Duchy of Grand Fenwick Fuck We have a Treaty with Luxembourg since 1362 Posted by: Miklos I Leka Zogu, Rightful King of All the Albanias, asking Darleen to get the rust off at July 23, 2024 12:37 AM (XIkHl) 397
I don't believe the daughter story. She could move in with them. I bet they got a big offer on the house.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 23, 2024 12:38 AM (Vvh2V) 398
Yep, we have a signed lease.
Posted by: four seasons -------- Keep calm and read it. Know what type of notice either party must give, and under what circumstances, to break it. Gather all your monthly payment receipts. See a lawyer, and take the contract with you. Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 12:38 AM (njWTi) 399
Short version, a Turkish company called Noy has been buying nitrocellulose from Taiwan, Germany, and even U.S. companies and shipping it to Russia.
They have allegedly driven up the price while driving down the availability with their buying. Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 23, 2024 12:39 AM (elaR+) 400
Jack Mormon passenger/customer once told me this quip:
Q: "Know how a Mormon says "F.U." to another Mormon?" A: "TRUST ME, my Brother!" To this day, that is the ONLY actual Mormon Joke, as told to me by a Mormon, that I have ever heard. Know how a Feminist, Ageist, Racist, Sexist, *any* "ist" can't laugh at themselves? It's a tell. A 100% lead cinch, dead certain, tell. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2024 12:41 AM (kQgoX) Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 23, 2024 12:41 AM (LjKNJ) 402
Yep, we have a signed lease.
Posted by: four seasons I am from one of the Original Colonies/States. Common Law applies here. Don't know about there. In general a leasehold is a solid "right of use and possession" if documented. Posted by: Miklos would sit tight and dare them at July 23, 2024 12:42 AM (XIkHl) 403
399 Short version, a Turkish company called Noy has been buying nitrocellulose from Taiwan, Germany, and even U.S. companies and shipping it to Russia.
They have allegedly driven up the price while driving down the availability with their buying. Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 23, 2024 12:39 AM (elaR+) Why is Turkey still in Nato when they allow for stuff like this to happen? Posted by: Surfperch at July 23, 2024 12:43 AM (wnRY2) 404
@302/four seasons:
https://is.gd/pLYYxQ The Eviction Process in Wyoming: Rules for Landlords and Property Managers An overview of Wyoming eviction rules, forms, and procedures. ... Notice for Termination Without Cause If a landlord wants a tenant to move but does not have legal cause to evict the tenant, then the landlord has to wait until the tenant's lease or rental agreement has expired before expecting the tenant to move. In some cases, the landlord might still need to give the tenant written notice to move. = = = So as I read this, unless you've violated a material clause in the lease, or failed to pay rent, they can't evict you with cause, and without cause, you can basically tell them, "No, we will adhere to the terms as laid out in the lease and we are not voluntarily leaving just because you want us to." These people's daughter can find other living arrangements. Dig in your heels and this problem goes away. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 23, 2024 12:44 AM (O7YUW) Posted by: Miklos, actual Political Scientologist (so the famous Diploma sez) at July 23, 2024 12:44 AM (XIkHl) 406
four seasons, Prayers for you and your husband, dig in your heels and stay right there, the legal process of eviction is a lengthy one.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 23, 2024 12:46 AM (Sgq8y) 407
Interesting bit at the top on Insty saying that Biden suffered some 'unspecified medical emergency' while in Vegas last week.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 12:14 AM (PDf99) I'm telling you. The op failed and it practically killed him. That raised fist alone must have had the Demorats cursing and breaking so many lamps. Posted by: ... at July 23, 2024 12:47 AM (lX8VI) Posted by: Miklos has been slowly kicked out of many bars at July 23, 2024 12:47 AM (XIkHl) 409
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Jul 21 An inside anonymous source told my cousin's roommate who once worked at an Aldi's that a White House staffer shopped at that Joe Biden is going to nuke Luxembourg his last day in office. Posted by: Kindltot Honest question. Do we have a nuke small enough for that? Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2024 12:48 AM (DgGvY) 410
That raised fist alone must have had the Demorats cursing and breaking so many lamps.
Posted by: ... And ashtrays Posted by: *hic* at July 23, 2024 12:48 AM (XIkHl) 411
408 the legal process of eviction is a lengthy one.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz True Posted by: Miklos has been slowly kicked out of many bars at July 23, 2024 12:47 AM (XIkHl) okay that was funny, Miklos.... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 12:48 AM (QGaXH) Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 23, 2024 12:49 AM (O7YUW) 413
Rhinelanders are not true Germans!
Posted by: Prussians Otto, Graf von Bismarck-Schönhausen, is that you? Dwell not in the past, for the times have altered our present event space. Circumstances require that you get with the program, as the kids say. They do say that, don't they? I had been led to believe that such an utterance marked one as based and truly rizz. Idioms of American English, have you vanquished me yet again? The elderly Frau who admonished the grizzly to conduct himself with a proper bearing (Herzog has maybe made a funny here, nicht wahr?) excites my admiration, and all should hold her in esteem. Do not tread on me, she is saying to the bruin, unlike the Treadwell youngling, who was trod upon most decisively. For that last one, you must picture a Gadsden Flag. Or maybe not. The Bard of Avalon once queried whether one might compare someone to a summer's day. The bears think otherwise, and compare one's face to claws and sharp toothy fangs, their principle mode of discourse. They would make sport of our remains, gleefully tossing them hither and yon. Damn, that is dark, even for me. Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 23, 2024 12:51 AM (tmPIh) 414
It's a tell. A 100% lead cinch, dead certain, tell.
Jim Why do Jews have big noses? The air is FREE *the ability to laugh at oneself is shared by Rednecks* Posted by: A joke Miklos heard at Jewlane at July 23, 2024 12:52 AM (XIkHl) 415
This is criminal.
For the cost of one F-35, they could build over 1 million 155mm artillery rounds. We are going to be screwed in the next war. Posted by: Diogenes A new production plant opened in Texas a month ago. I don't know what its production rate is. Production was at 28k shells per month. Pentagon's goal is 100k by 2025. Russia currently produces 250k per month or 3 million a year. They are actively increasing their production. Combined total production for the US and NATO allies is 1.2 million per year. Screwed is not a strong enough description. Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at July 23, 2024 12:53 AM (zuSOB) 416
Coming up on 10 PM local time. SS payment hit the bank this week, pension payments hit next week, retirement..I mean self-employment, is awesome....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 12:53 AM (QGaXH) 417
Thor and I and a few of our cats are in the midst of a year long RV road trip. My 84 year old mother, who lives between us and her youngest sister, has dementia, and some times she comes with us, but she has dementia and can't manage much linger than a few weeks away from home, so my aunt and her husband have been checking on her and keeping her occupied. We rented our house to a nice young couple for the year; it was what got us taking the trip to start with. I'll spare you the long but very heartwarming story.
Well, my aunt died last month. You know what never once occurred to us? Kicking that couple out. We didn't sign a thing, but we shook hands, and gave our word. We figured something out. There's always a way. Don't let them kick you out Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 23, 2024 12:54 AM (Vvh2V) 418
Last time they closed the lease on me I received a letter stating that my least would be up in three months and would not be renewed. In consideration of my inconvenience there would be no payment due for the remainder of my stay.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 12:56 AM (VJFAr) 419
4 seasons, since your husband is an attorney, did you provide a written offer to purchase, which was accepted? If that was the case, not sure how they could renege on an accepted offer. also, if you make a cash offer on another property, closing can take as little as two weeks.
Posted by: EveR at July 23, 2024 12:57 AM (Z/h4+) 420
Listening to the conversation at the next table about how Trump is going to declare himself a monarch for life.
You really don't need to keep selling him to me, folks Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 23, 2024 12:59 AM (LjKNJ) 421
Scientists discover ‘dark’ oxygen being produced more than 13,000 feet below the ocean surface
https://tinyurl.com/y6utvmnh Clarion-Clipperton Zone == Copper Clapper Caper? Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #25 at July 23, 2024 01:02 AM (qfLjt) 422
You really don't need to keep selling him to me, folks
Posted by: Dave in Fla You are welcome to join around the Great Fire Posted by: Barron, the Chosen One at July 23, 2024 01:03 AM (XIkHl) Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #26 at July 23, 2024 01:04 AM (qfLjt) 424
Good evening morons from beautiful Sonoma and thank you mh for some great motown.
And Ringo too. He is the epitome of cool. Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 01:05 AM (JvZF+) 425
I am calling my congressmen and demanding to know what the hell they are doing to see the president. I dislike Joe Biden and think he is a horrible human being but this is NOT NORMAL and we cannot allow it to continue.
Posted by: Redbanzai at July 23, 2024 01:06 AM (JOR6L) 426
MUSK: I was tricked into giving puberty blockers to my son. These are sterilization drugs. My son Xavier is dead. They call it deadnaming for a reason. Killed by the woke mind virus. This is the reason I vowed to destroy the woke mind virus.
https://tinyurl.com/zmf5skcx Posted by: Ciampino - Nasty stuff Through Chemistry #27 at July 23, 2024 01:07 AM (qfLjt) 427
Many words on the environment and few on the oxygen.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 01:08 AM (VJFAr) 428
Listening to the conversation at the next table about how Trump is going to declare himself a monarch for life.
You really don't need to keep selling him to me, folks Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 23, 2024 12:59 AM (LjKNJ) I would be willing to have him be in charge for more than 4 years, that is for sure. Posted by: Redbanzai at July 23, 2024 01:09 AM (JOR6L) 429
How much did Musk pay for Twitter? I think that shows a good bit of commitment to the cause.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 23, 2024 01:09 AM (LjKNJ) 430
Shocking courtroom behavior of DC girl aged 13 after she and two female friends were charged with beating vulnerable man, 64, to death.
https://mol.im/a/13659251 Posted by: Ciampino - Nasty kids #28 at July 23, 2024 01:09 AM (qfLjt) 431
See y'all in the morning. 'night.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 01:10 AM (VJFAr) 432
It's about time we rid ourselves of Luxembourg!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come I would be less than candid if I did not say it was time for such an eventuality. Luxembourg knows what it did, and their tearful faces beseech us to save them from their shame. For centuries their only purpose has been to produce postage stamps of an unusual nature and to serve as a storage space for the Great Powers of Europe. Hence have they been laden with salted herring by the Swedes, a precursor to the savage Lutheran dietary punishment of Lutefisk. Let us go into that dark night, they beg, fearful that reverse-Scandi influences might expose them to the jello casserole of your Midwest. Such then for Luxembourg. But for those who would trifle with Liechtenstein, be not froggy in your desire to jump. For then it would be on, like Donkey Kong. The kids say that, do they not? Has popular culture led Werner astray again? I shall think on this, now that Wordle is up. Those five spaces taunt me, and I must show them who is master. As your Stan Lee said, excelsior! Save the whales. Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 23, 2024 01:10 AM (tmPIh) 433
Archaeologists uncover 3,000-year-old structure from the Bible
https://mol.im/a/13660561 Posted by: Ciampino Done tole y'all peoples Posted by: Ecclesiates at July 23, 2024 01:11 AM (XIkHl) 434
Missouri judge overturns the murder conviction of a man imprisoned for more than 30 years
https://tinyurl.com/5awyp5fx Posted by: Ciampino - Sue Sue Sue #29 at July 23, 2024 01:12 AM (qfLjt) 435
Alaska time zone sucks.
No idea what time it is in the real world. Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 23, 2024 12:41 AM (LjKNJ) === Midnight sun. Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 01:12 AM (JvZF+) 436
Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 23, 2024 01:10 AM (tmPIh)
=== Why do you hate Andorra? Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 01:14 AM (JvZF+) 437
A whacko paranoid conspiracy theorist group The Heritage Foundation has formed a committee that created a map from devices connected to visits with Crooks the dead head Trump shooter.
https://tinyurl.com/jaxuzxuw Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 23, 2024 01:14 AM (szWen) 438
Miklos reads the Proustian thought-thinkings of Werner.
Thinks Turns head to one side, in the style of a cute doggie. Posted by: Miklos has such doggie at July 23, 2024 01:14 AM (XIkHl) Posted by: Miklos thinks Andorra was the Mother in Law in Bewitched at July 23, 2024 01:16 AM (XIkHl) 440
https://mol.im/a/13659251
Posted by: Ciampino - Nasty kids #28 at July 23, 2024 01:09 AM (qfLjt) ==== Some 13 year olds just need killing. Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 01:17 AM (JvZF+) 441
I read about the memorial and funeral of the assasinated fire chief. I haven't heard one peep about a burial for Crooks the shooter. I wanted to do a 'Goldilocks ' on his grave.
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 23, 2024 01:17 AM (szWen) Posted by: Ciampino - More fun thru Chemistry #30 at July 23, 2024 01:18 AM (qfLjt) 443
Ya'll chirren remember to put yo red plastic cups in the recyclin'
Posted by: Beloved 101 year old custodian "Uncle" Miklos at July 23, 2024 01:18 AM (XIkHl) 444
Who doesn't?
Posted by: Miklos thinks Andorra was the Mother in Law in Bewitched at July 23, 2024 01:16 AM (XIkHl) === I want to know Werner Herzog's reasons! Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 01:20 AM (JvZF+) 445
MAUREEN CALLAHAN: There's a hidden message in Biden's humiliating withdrawal letter that should terrify every American. And the shaming question: Who on EARTH is running this country?
https://mol.im/a/13657039 Posted by: Ciampino - More fun thru Chemistry #31 at July 23, 2024 01:21 AM (qfLjt) 446
I'm saving these Herzog parodies.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 01:21 AM (bFId9) 447
420 Listening to the conversation at the next table about how Trump is going to declare himself a monarch for life.
You really don't need to keep selling him to me, folks Posted by: Dave in Fla ................................... That's Conventional Wisdom in Babylon DC. I hear it all the time. They are making Trump sound way cooler than he is. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 23, 2024 01:22 AM (94Y6N) 448
Liberals go into MELTDOWN: Democrat Senator Chris Coons sobs live on-air, CNN's Van Jones weeps and MSNBC's Rachel Maddow is speechless as Biden drops out of presidential race
https://mol.im/a/13656933 Posted by: Ciampino - too many drugs #32 at July 23, 2024 01:23 AM (qfLjt) 449
Why do you hate Andorra?
Posted by: San Franpsycho Not unlike San Marino, I am not inimical to Andorra. This perception gained traction only when I was informed of Klaus Kinski having tarried within their environs. It turned out that it was instead Klaus Maria Brandauer, which was an understandable mistake at that time. Brandauer is Austrian, which excites my pity. He does not partake of the blasphemy which was Klaus Kinski, whose demise I of course had nothing to do with, as I never tire of telling people. Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 23, 2024 01:24 AM (tmPIh) 450
I hope the Republicans taxed with making ad. videos dig deep.
Rioter freed twice by Kamala Harris-supported bail fund arrested again. https://t.co/B36cD40JAf Posted by: Ciampino - Third time unlucky? #33 at July 23, 2024 01:26 AM (qfLjt) 451
We are so blessed to have President Biden to lead our country for another 6 months!
We just witnessed an extraordinary example of love for country and for the people of the United States. I think Kamala will prevail in every way. The energy is magical right now. I think Kamala Harris will do well... Can you imagine? She has an infectious smile which shows a positivity coming from within. Posted by: Democrats On Substack at July 23, 2024 01:26 AM (bFId9) 452
C'mon guys.
We give the bishop his two chickens every year. Ceremony and stuff. For, like, a thousand freakin' years. What he does with them, Who knows. Posted by: Miklos, Rightful Prince of All the Andorras at July 23, 2024 01:27 AM (XIkHl) 453
Dear Chris Coons,
Your lamentations are pleasing to us. Please do continue. Soon, you will be Mayor of Wilmington. Love, Franpsycho Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 01:27 AM (JvZF+) 454
We're keeping our beaks shut, capisce?
Posted by: The Chickens at July 23, 2024 01:28 AM (JvZF+) 455
Events are moving too fast for even the clickbait articles to keep up. 'The attempt on Trump's life likely saved Biden from the DNC Coup.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 01:29 AM (PDf99) 456
Passing the torch by a 5-decade politician who was able to overcome personal instincts to acknowledge a better path toward a democratic United States of America.
There is a reason for the accolades for Joe Biden and he deserves them all. He has grown from an inexperienced politician into someone who can hold a set of principles and live by them. I hope President Biden will take this opportunity to issue a few Presidential edicts during his last months in office... Maybe reinstating requirements for truth in journalistic reporting in all media formats? Joe is now liberated from the campaign to take on the role played by his dog Commander…attack DJT Posted by: Democrats On Substack at July 23, 2024 01:29 AM (bFId9) 457
...Turns head to one side, in the style of a cute doggie. Posted by: Miklos has such doggie at July 23, 2024 01:14 AM (XIkHl)
Then, do explain that theah puddle there under yo' squatted haunches, son? Ah said PUDDLE, boy. Ah say Ah SAID "PUDDLE"! You momma sho' 'nuff is a Red Legged HEN, boy! If'n I had meant Poodle, Ah ah say I would've SAID POODLE! Sheesh... some chickens sons! /foghorn Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2024 01:29 AM (kQgoX) 458
Not unlike San Marino, I am not inimical to Andorra. This perception gained traction only when I was informed of Klaus Kinski having tarried within their environs. It turned out that it was instead Klaus Maria Brandauer, which was an understandable mistake at that time. Brandauer is Austrian, which excites my pity. He does not partake of the blasphemy which was Klaus Kinski, whose demise I of course had nothing to do with, as I never tire of telling people.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 23, 2024 01:24 AM (tmPIh) === He was great in Never Say Never Again Posted by: The Chickens at July 23, 2024 01:32 AM (JvZF+) 459
Clearly I missed the rise of a new sock meme while gone. Mary C is passe now.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 23, 2024 01:33 AM (LjKNJ) 460
/egg-laying sock off
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 01:33 AM (JvZF+) Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 23, 2024 01:33 AM (tmPIh) 462
Clearly I missed the rise of a new sock meme while gone. Mary C is passe now.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 23, 2024 01:33 AM (LjKNJ) ==== Mary Cloggenstein jumped the shark from parody to reality. Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 01:34 AM (JvZF+) 463
440 Posted by: Miklos thinks Andorra was the Mother in Law in Bewitched at July 23, 2024 01:16 AM (XIkHl)
That may have been Endorra.... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 01:35 AM (QGaXH) Posted by: Miklos, who actually met Mel Blanc (some say Kenny Delmar was first at July 23, 2024 01:36 AM (XIkHl) 465
I'm running through the Democrats On Substack as I have trouble even believing the mentality that produces these kinds of comments. And I've said before, I tracked a few down and they're not parodies or bots, they're the real thing.
It reminds me of the Marxists I deal with in Europe, who are absolutely obsessed with 'Fascism'! But can't define what it is, what it looks like, or what it does, only that it's 'Fascism'! I think on the Substacks I look at, the majority are active or retired academics. It seems like a lot of them have worked in university systems and also in non-profit land. A great many are East Coast Jews who see Nazis under every cabbage leaf. It's crazy, the hysteria is dangerous as fuck. Posted by: Democrats On Substack at July 23, 2024 01:36 AM (bFId9) 466
Clearly I missed the rise of a new sock meme while gone. Mary C is passe now.
Posted by: Dave in Fla' If referring to DoS, they're not parodies. Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 01:37 AM (bFId9) 467
Because it is quiet and late at nite-
Mary from Brattleboro was a creation of a creative guy. I liked it so much I played along. Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at July 23, 2024 01:38 AM (XIkHl) 468
Whenever I saw John Fogerty's name in print it always evoked a picture of Foghorn in the yard.
Posted by: Ciampino - At least the sky's not falling #34 at July 23, 2024 01:39 AM (qfLjt) 469
Been hearing garbage like that for decades.
George H Bush will not leave office when his term is up. Bill Clinton will not leave office when his last term is up. W will not leave office when his last term is up. Obama will not leave office when his last term is up. Trump will not leave office when his term is up. They have the memory of a goldfish. Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 23, 2024 01:39 AM (elaR+) 470
You are kind and valiant, LenNeal.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News' I save examples of writing I'm jealous of. Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 01:39 AM (bFId9) 471
Werner Herzog > Werner Klemperer ??
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 01:40 AM (QGaXH) 472
They most likely are academics, who have never had to live with the consequences of their theories.
You see a lot of the same mentality on Reddit, where people insist that Communism has never been really tried, but will one day bring utopia. Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 23, 2024 01:40 AM (LjKNJ) 473
Trivia: How much did the first ballpoint pen cost?
The first ballpoint pens sold in 1945 were priced at $12.00 apiece. Biden's been working hard to get ballpoint-pen prices back to 1945 levels. Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2024 01:41 AM (GITLP) 474
LenNeal - No just admiring the Werner Herzog posts.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 23, 2024 01:42 AM (LjKNJ) 475
Good evening, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2024 01:43 AM (K5m3m) 476
Ok Biden has made a statement.
https://tinyurl.com/f5jhta46 Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 23, 2024 01:43 AM (szWen) 477
Bill Clinton will not leave office when his last term is up.
I bet you can buy "w" keys from the White House computers on Ebay I got a couple Posted by: Clinton staffer on the last day at July 23, 2024 01:44 AM (XIkHl) 478
Currently picked up a really good book,
Scott Pribble, 'The Barter Economy Of The Khmer Rouge Labor Camps'. Goes into the philosophy of the elimination of currency/money, extremely interesting stuff, highly recommended. Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 01:44 AM (bFId9) 479
453 C'mon guys.
We give the bishop his two chickens every year. Ceremony and stuff. For, like, a thousand freakin' years. What he does with them, Who knows. Posted by: Miklos, Rightful Prince of All the Andorras at July 23, 2024 01:27 AM (XIkHl) ---- Well someone has to freeze them and throw them at Boeing planes ...... just saying. (It pays well). Posted by: Ciampino - Now I understand why it's a high-bypass turbofan at July 23, 2024 01:45 AM (qfLjt) Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 01:45 AM (bFId9) 481
474 Trivia: How much did the first ballpoint pen cost?
The first ballpoint pens sold in 1945 were priced at $12.00 apiece. Biden's been working hard to get ballpoint-pen prices back to 1945 levels. Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2024 01:41 AM (GITLP) $12.00 1945 probably >$100 2024 I remember the first digital watches cost north of $200 early 1970's dollars. (>$1000 2024) Within a couple of years they were cheap enough I received one for one of my teen-aged birthdays... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 01:45 AM (QGaXH) 482
Biden's been working hard to get Betamax VCR prices back to where they were in 1985. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2024 01:47 AM (K5m3m) 483
472 Werner Herzog > Werner Klemperer ??
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 01:40 AM (QGaXH) Werner Von Braun >>>> Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 01:49 AM (PDf99) 484
I woke up about 45 minutes ago, better take a shower and go to the office to try and finish this stupid book I'm sick of. It's the result of my Balkan brother's incapacity to accept the death of his 8-year-old son in a Turkish earthquake. That is, he went through a horrific period as despite claiming to be Christian, he appeared to have zero belief or even concept in any kind of afterlife, and was plunged not only into an intense and near-suicidal grief, but into a crisis of Faith. Yelling at me on the phone, 'Where is my SON?"
And unable to accept or even comprehend that, oh, if you're a, you know, Christian like you say, your son is in, oh, maybe Heaven with God? Unbelievable and I've felt compelled to write up essentially an entire book for him explaining various theologies why this is. Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 01:50 AM (bFId9) 485
455 We're keeping our beaks shut, capisce?
Posted by: The Chickens at July 23, 2024 01:28 AM (JvZF+) ---- Does that mean you're not going to even wet your beaks? The hooch is good. Posted by: Ciampino - Foghorn Leghorn at July 23, 2024 01:51 AM (qfLjt) 486
479 Currently picked up a really good book,
Scott Pribble, 'The Barter Economy Of The Khmer Rouge Labor Camps'. Goes into the philosophy of the elimination of currency/money, extremely interesting stuff, highly recommended. Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 01:44 AM (bFId9) Essentially you revert to the barter economies before the introduction of currency. So, set the way back to... 500 or 600 BC? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 01:51 AM (PDf99) 487
We had HP25 calculators at High School, for in-class use only. I think ~$200/each at the time.
Now? Can get comparable for about $20, and students must provide their own. Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 01:51 AM (njWTi) 488
I remember the first digital watches cost north of $200 early 1970's dollars. (>$1000 2024) Within a couple of years they were cheap enough I received one for one of my teen-aged birthdays...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan' I recall my dad's first calculator, which neither my brother or myself were allowed to even touch as it was so expensive. Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 01:51 AM (bFId9) 489
Trivia: How much did the first ballpoint pen cost?
The first ballpoint pens sold in 1945 were priced at $12.00 apiece. Biden's been working hard to get ballpoint-pen prices back to 1945 levels. Posted by: SMOD More (adjust for inflation) The first such pens were invented by a Hungarian named Biro (they are still called biros by Brits). Because 1930s and all, set up in Argentina. First, imperfect pens sold in New York for $12.50, some models for $200 Posted by: Miklos, late nite custodian of Knowledge type things at July 23, 2024 01:52 AM (XIkHl) 490
Werner Herzog > Werner Klemperer ??
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 01:40 AM (QGaXH) Werner Von Braun >>>> Posted by: Aetius451AD Work hey Remember? My son was Col. Klink Posted by: Werner Klemperer at July 23, 2024 01:54 AM (XIkHl) 491
The net is somewhat all over the place on when coinage was first introduced, but I was not far off: about 650BC.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 01:54 AM (PDf99) 492
I recall my dad's first calculator, which neither my brother or myself were allowed to even touch as it was so expensive.
Posted by: LenNeal -------- Haha, same here. Mom was pissed that he spent so much! Maybe $60? IDK, but it was serious money then. Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 01:56 AM (njWTi) 493
Werner Herzog > Werner Klemperer ??
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan It is a compliment, but no. Without Herr Klemperer, the world would lack Hogan and his Heroes. In a manner not unlike that of Sergeant Schultz, I can state though that I know nussing, I hear nussing, I see nussing that can inform me of the level of sketchiness that Bob Crane and Richard Dawson brought to the table in that otherwise estimable production. Was this a less smarmy pre-configuration of the Biden administration? Was the series creator Bernard Fein prescient? Did he seek to warn us? Why then the oblique methodology he employed? These are questions I mull over when I am tossing darts at my poster of Aaron Spelling. He brought The Loveboat into being, and there must be a reckoning. Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 23, 2024 01:57 AM (tmPIh) 494
Westerners may find this hard to comprehend but this New Age shit about 'Energy'? It's nothing new, and in the Balkans it's been cosmological currency for thousands of years, if not tens of thousands of years. It's OLD. Anytime the Church loses its grip it resurges, it's right there under the surface, all the time. And its results aren't pretty, despite insistence by adherents, who every damn time think they've discovered some amazing New Thing.
Going to Shithole Mexico, where my brother was working, and watching him wade into the Pacific Ocean, cross himself, and pray to the Sun? Yeah I wasn't quite ready for that one. Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 01:58 AM (bFId9) 495
I was in high school the first year they allowed calculators.
Being terrible at math, only Texas Instruments allowed me to become an actual Economist. Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos at July 23, 2024 02:00 AM (XIkHl) 496
Bill Clinton will not leave office when his last term is up.
I bet you can buy "w" keys from the White House computers on Ebay I got a couple Posted by: Clinton staffer on the last day at July Now I want to check e-bay. Wonder if I can find anything tge hag stole on there? Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 23, 2024 02:00 AM (elaR+) 497
Haha, same here. Mom was pissed that he spent so much! Maybe $60? IDK, but it was serious money then.
Posted by: JQ' I recall it being well over a hundred dollars, an amount of money I thought inconceivable at the time, I was little and 25 cents was big money to me! Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 02:00 AM (bFId9) 498
491 Werner Herzog > Werner Klemperer ??
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 01:40 AM (QGaXH) Werner Von Braun >>>> Posted by: Aetius451AD Work hey Remember? My son was Col. Klink Posted by: Werner Klemperer at July 23, 2024 01:54 AM (XIkHl) What I find ironic is before Hogan's Heroes he appeared in the movie Judgement at Nuremberg as an imprisoned Nazi on trial for war crimes. I always watch it when it's on thinking 'that's where Col Klink ended up....' Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 02:02 AM (QGaXH) 499
Did oil/filter changes and lube on two vehicles today, the 2008 Suburban, and the 2001 Dodge Dakota. Pulled the transmission dipstick on the 'burb, and the fluid was kind of brown, and a pint low. "Well, when I'm at the parts store for the oil for the Dakota, I will see about a filter and pan gasket for the 'burb's 6-speed tranny." They wanted 90 bucks for a filter kit: a plastic filter, molded gasket, and a seal ring for the filter spigot. Yikes! So I ordered a kit from Amazon, 43 bucks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 02:02 AM (y1lin) 500
Mom said she could've bought groceries for a month, for what Dad paid for "that silly toy"-- family of 6.
Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 02:02 AM (njWTi) 501
My brother and I were not allowed to touch the sacred calculator my dad bought.
This was late 70's, I think. Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 23, 2024 02:03 AM (elaR+) 502
Remember the old, mechanical, "adding machines"?
*click* *click* *click* *click* click* *ka-chunk* Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 02:05 AM (njWTi) 503
https://tinyurl.com/yyk6vn8k
20 Tweets from Bad Blue Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 02:05 AM (fwDg9) 504
Werner Herzog Watches The News
This guy is good. Also need Zod-with-sun-in-his-hair and Uncle Palp. In our moment of greatest need, shall they come. Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Delphi at July 23, 2024 02:05 AM (XIkHl) 505
1976. H.S. Graduation. (gift dept.)
Here's how you know you are poor. When your Mom buys you an entry grade Seiko watch as a Graduation present. And then has to ask for it back, which she returns, and gifts instead a (then, thrilling and new) Quartz (red LED) digital watch. (at about 1/3 the price of the Seiko.) In order to keep the rent/food/lights/funds ratios, in balance. And THAT, with me kicking in about 90% of what I earned busting my ass after H.S. hours in the restaurant kitchens. USAF "boot camp"? Was a fuckin' HOLIDAY in comparison. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2024 02:06 AM (kQgoX) 506
502 My brother and I were not allowed to touch the sacred calculator my dad bought.
This was late 70's, I think. Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 23, 2024 02:03 AM (elaR+) Engineering school in the late 70's and how the guys with the TI-SR51's lorded over the rest of us.... I kept a plastic slide rule on my desk at work for years...one day I was messing with it, lost in thought, my boss walks by, sees me, shakes his head, keeps walking.... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 02:07 AM (QGaXH) 507
The idea about money, Marx regraded it as a labor-storage device, but missed its other attributes: energy storage and energy transformation. Marx was stuck in a mental doom loop, obsessed with Labor and Capital, when he could have gone a bit more mystical and replaced the concept of Labor with Energy. Money can 'transform' things, like the Philosopher's Stone: you sell one thing, use the money to buy something else, and you have 'transformed' one thing into another. You have moved the contained Energy from one Thing, into another Thing, with money. It's a storage/transfer device/concept that can quantify, qualify, transfer, and transform.
When Agkar tried to eliminate money they lost the ability to transfer energy: it had the same catastrophic effect as trying to eliminate fossil fuels. Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 02:07 AM (bFId9) 508
Essentially you revert to the barter economies before the introduction of currency. So, set the way back to... 500 or 600 BC?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 01:51 AM (PDf99) That's post Bronze Age collapse and I think right at the height of the Persian Empire. So you probably need to go back farther. Because they conquered Lydia and they get credit for metal coinage. Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2024 02:08 AM (fLBIY) 509
Remember the old, mechanical, "adding machines"?
*click* *click* *click* *click* click* *ka-chunk* Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 02:05 AM (njWTi) There were some pretty impressive mechanical calculators out there, before the advent of the electronic calculator. Facet and Marchant were two of the big names, IIRC. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 02:08 AM (y1lin) 510
506 And THAT, with me kicking in about 90% of what I earned busting my ass after H.S. hours in the restaurant kitchens.
USAF "boot camp"? Was a fuckin' HOLIDAY in comparison. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2024 02:06 AM (kQgoX) Spent most of my senior year washing dishes in the kitchen of a Ramada Inn for $2/hr, glad to have a job. That never left me, and it was with great difficulty I walked away from my lucrative engineering job to retire (become self-employed) Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 02:10 AM (QGaXH) 511
Remember the old, mechanical, "adding machines"?
*click* *click* *click* *click* click* *ka-chunk* Posted by: JQ' My grandfather graduated with a degree in accounting from the University of Arkansas in 1930, and went to work for Kresge as a store manager. He did his own accounting and taxes his entire life using a mechanical adding machine, never bought a calculator! Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 02:10 AM (bFId9) 512
I always watch it when it's on thinking 'that's where Col Klink ended up....'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan Robert Clary (LeBeau) from Hogan's Heroes was a true French Jewish concentration camp survivor. Became American, and more than most. Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Delphi recalls at July 23, 2024 02:10 AM (XIkHl) 513
496 I was in high school the first year they allowed calculators.
Being terrible at math, only Texas Instruments allowed me to become an actual Economist. Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos at July 23, 2024 02:00 AM (XIkHl) ---- Piker. I was in high school when they allowed sliderules. Posted by: Ciampino - At least the sky's not falling #35 at July 23, 2024 02:11 AM (qfLjt) 514
USAF "boot camp"? Was a fuckin' HOLIDAY in comparison.
Jim Sunk New Dawn' The roofing company I went to work for was run by a guy from dirt-poor Kansas, joined the Marines in the early 1960s as it seemed like his best bet. He described Marine boot camp as 'easy', and that some of his fellow Marines were from backgrounds so impoverished they spent the first several days in culture shock over having two pairs of shoes. Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 02:14 AM (bFId9) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2024 02:14 AM (XeU6L) 516
Being terrible at math, only Texas Instruments allowed me to become an actual Economist.
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos at July 23, 2024 02:00 AM (XIkHl) ---- Piker. I was in high school when they allowed sliderules. Posted by: Ciampino - At least the sky's not falling #35 at July 23, 2024 02:11 AM (qfLjt) LOL, I actually brought my slide Rule to Navy Nuc School... no calculators back then... Instructor said I could not bring it to class. Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2024 02:14 AM (xaFKb) 517
I was in high school when they allowed sliderules.
Posted by: Ciampino I bet the Slide Rule Competence Test is Mandatory at SpaceX, prohibited at NASA Posted by: Miklos has additional stories about the Space Coast in the 60s at July 23, 2024 02:15 AM (XIkHl) 518
Piker.
I was in high school when they allowed sliderules. Posted by: Ciampino - At least the sky's not falling #35 at July 23, 2024 02:11 AM (qfLjt) Hmmm... so not 29? Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2024 02:15 AM (xaFKb) 519
The only mechanical sliderule I learned to use, was a pilot's E-6B circular rule.
Now, I can run out of gas at any altitude my car can attain. *buffs nails* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2024 02:15 AM (kQgoX) 520
Piker.
I was in high school when they allowed sliderules. Posted by: Ciampino - At least the sky's not falling #35 at July 23, 2024 02:11 AM (qfLjt) They taught us to use slide rules in high school when I was there. You have to know a little about logarithms to be able to properly use a slide rule. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 02:16 AM (y1lin) 521
I only had a stick, and dirt.
Posted by: Mike Hammer He lies We always counted with oyster shells, before filling potholes and then sleeping on them. Posted by: Cousin Miklos at July 23, 2024 02:17 AM (XIkHl) 522
Energy manipulation and transfer/transformation is usually referred to as 'Alchemy', as that has to do with exactly that: the moving of Energy from place to place and from one container to another, making the assumption of basic physics that at base, everything is made of Energy and any given form is merely an outer shell that doesn't really express the 'meaning' or 'value' of the Energy contained within. It's about transformation.
It's why George Soros' book is entitled, 'The Alchemy Of Finance': guy is not, and has never been, a Capitalist: he is an Alchemist using 'currency' to transform Things, and then by extension, the entire World. It's what he does. Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 02:19 AM (bFId9) 523
You have to know a little about logarithms to be able to properly use a slide rule.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon First, you have to spell "logarithms" Posted by: Hampsters for Gaia! at July 23, 2024 02:19 AM (XIkHl) 524
If you've never seen the internals of a mechanical calculator (not adding machine) they are amazing. Complicated as hell, it's amazing that they functioned.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2024 02:20 AM (XeU6L) 525
Okay, better get going, gun up and head to the office.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 02:20 AM (bFId9) 526
Do you know how many graphing calculators I had to buy for my kids?
I still try to math, can't do it in my head, I never could, but I balance my checkbook and pay my bills by doing old fashioned math with a pen on the back of an envelope. I check myself twice and remain confident that I can still add and subtract and multiply. Division was always a problem, I use the calculator function for that. Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 23, 2024 02:22 AM (Sgq8y) 527
Well before sliderules we used log tables for every calculation. I still have my high school issue log/trig/ln/etc. tables.
Posted by: Ciampino - At least the sky's not falling #36 at July 23, 2024 02:22 AM (qfLjt) 528
Well, getting late here. better call it a night. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 02:23 AM (y1lin) 529
If you've never seen the internals of a mechanical calculator (not adding machine) they are amazing. Complicated as hell, it's amazing that they functioned.
Posted by: Mike Hammer During the War, we made firearms too Posted by: IBM at July 23, 2024 02:24 AM (XIkHl) 530
Cackles/Cankles 2024
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 23, 2024 02:26 AM (szWen) 531
You're not the boss of me!
Posted by: Hillary and Kamala discuss at July 23, 2024 02:29 AM (XIkHl) 532
...During the War, we made firearms too. Posted by: IBM at July 23, 2024 02:24 AM (XIkHl)
Well, that's from back when y'all meant BUSINESS!!! And a U.S. Carbine, M-1, .30 cal., meant BUSINESS! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2024 02:29 AM (kQgoX) 533
Time for a nap. G'nite all.
Posted by: Ciampino - At least the sky's not falling #37 at July 23, 2024 02:29 AM (qfLjt) 534
529 Well, getting late here. better call it a night. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 02:23 AM (y1lin) 531 Cackles/Cankles 2024 Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 23, 2024 02:26 AM (szWen) Following AOPs good example. Good Night.... Gumby....that just ain't right son........ Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 02:30 AM (QGaXH) Posted by: Kindly Miklos at July 23, 2024 02:33 AM (XIkHl) 536
During the War, we made firearms too Posted by: IBM -------- Which is a very interesting topic. As civilian manufacturing turned itself to wartime production, companies were producing very unlikely things. One that made an impression on me was General Mills, which was producing radar mounts for submarines. And... the jitterbug torpedo. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2024 02:34 AM (XeU6L) 537
Calculators?!
I only had a stick, and dirt. Posted by: Mike Hammer I went to an underfunded school district; all we had was pluck and grit. In other news, back in the day as certain people say, I worked at store that sold high end slide rules. Within months of the first calculators showing up the slide rule market died. We got rid of them for pennies on the dollar. I wish I had bought them all, moved them 47 times, because today I could have sold them for a fortune. Plastics. I missed out on that trend too. Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 23, 2024 02:35 AM (WsTZq) 538
536 For all those who are signing off-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0YktY3mL7o Posted by: Kindly Miklos at July 23, 2024 02:33 AM (XIkHl) Thank you Miklos... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 02:35 AM (QGaXH) 539
USAF "boot camp"? Was a fuckin' HOLIDAY in comparison.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2024 02:06 Yet you survived Jim. And are a semi-coherent commenter here. Keep on rockin. Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 23, 2024 02:36 AM (55Qr6) Posted by: Miklos, reasonably complaint-free at July 23, 2024 02:36 AM (XIkHl) 541
I think the Singer made 1911's go for something like $100k.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 02:36 AM (PDf99) 542
In addition to being threatened with the 25th I wonder if part of the persuasion used on Joe was show him all the evidence the Democrats had of his bribery activities and mentioned that none of that had to be made public.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 23, 2024 02:38 AM (WsTZq) 543
Thank you Miklos...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan I will let Wayne Newton say Thank You https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dov75vm0_KU Posted by: Miklos von un zu Miklostein at July 23, 2024 02:38 AM (XIkHl) 544
533
IBM also produced punch card accounting systems for the Nazi's Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 23, 2024 02:42 AM (szWen) 545
Has anyone yet floated a theory that Biden was drugged so he'd lose the debate, kicking off the current coup?
That'd add to the fun. Posted by: Eeyore at July 23, 2024 02:50 AM (1bNHn) Posted by: Miklos is easily amused at July 23, 2024 02:55 AM (XIkHl) 547
546: He's been hopped up on all kinds of drugs just to keep him quasi functional. He's at the 'drugs no longer work' stage of dementia.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 23, 2024 02:56 AM (sAmhv) 548
546 Has anyone yet floated a theory that Biden was drugged so he'd lose the debate, kicking off the current coup?
That'd add to the fun. Posted by: Eeyore at July 23, 2024 02:50 AM (1bNHn) I think the two sides were trying to maintain the status quo, knowing that if they replace Biden, it adds an element of uncertainty. But, between the debate performance and the attempt on Trump, they felt they had to do something to be able to keep it within the margin of cheat. The cost of doing nothing outweighed the inertia of the situation. Hence where we are now. Or, there really was some sort of catastrophic, acute medical event. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 02:56 AM (PDf99) 549
Hence where we are now.
Or, there really was some sort of catastrophic, acute medical event. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop Uncertainty is a kind of inertia. Posted by: Miklos invokes the Third Rule of Physics at July 23, 2024 03:00 AM (XIkHl) 550
Don't let the enthusiasm hype scare you. Once Kamalalaladingdong starts opening her pie hole on the campaign trail, well, that'll be that. Last I remember reading, Heels Up is polling even lower than Bye-den, if such a thing is possible.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:53 PM (gKDq2) _______ Not scared, just realistic. For *years* everyone's been saying she's unelectable. I've been wondering what planet they mean, because around these parts, the Donks vote for him they're told. Now the money is unleashed, the media is about to kick off the a propaganda festival that would make Goebbels jealous, and they all know how to corral their puppet now. Posted by: McLurkerson at July 23, 2024 03:06 AM (CjgNg) 551
whom* they're told.
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 23, 2024 03:06 AM (CjgNg) 552
Jennifer Van Laar
@jenvanlaar Reporters at @RedState have also confirmed this story with @LVMPD sources. An additional source (not a medical person) in a position to know tells me that Biden had stroke-like symptoms (but did not elaborate as to what those were), but when the doc traveling w/Biden determined it wasn't a "full stroke" they could treat on AF1 en route to Andrews, the motorcade diverted to the airport. According to this source, it's believed Biden had a transient ischemic attack (TIA) Quote Jordan Schachtel @ dossier.today @JordanSchachtel·4h Exclusive: President Biden suffered an undisclosed medical emergency during his time in Las Vegas, police sources say dossier.today/p/exclusive-president-biden-suffered 8:24 PM · Jul 22, 2024 Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 23, 2024 03:14 AM (9aVck) 553
The results of the debate would determine whether the Dems implemented Plan A or Plan B.
And so we're in the midst of Plan B. An X post from May: https://tinyurl.com/2ds7aste Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 23, 2024 03:17 AM (3aHHj) Posted by: Miklos invokes John Donne at July 23, 2024 03:18 AM (XIkHl) 555
Or, there really was some sort of catastrophic, acute medical event.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop I have come across a few stories that assert this and one where Frank Biden says health was a factor. Plus Biden canceled at least 10 up coming events. I did see a video of him getting on the plane in Las Vegas and he could barely walk. Then there was the report that Air Force One flew back so fast is shook the whole time. Does this mean anything? Who knows given outright fabrication and lying from that has surrounded his health for years now. What does seem certain is Biden is irrelevant now and the junta that has been running things continue doing so. Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 23, 2024 03:21 AM (WsTZq) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 23, 2024 03:21 AM (3aHHj) 557
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 23, 2024 03:14 AM (9aVck)
============ I can't wait for all this deceit and decay to rub off on Kamala. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2024 03:22 AM (K5m3m) 558
Knee-high boots>>>>Knee-high fact checking at The AP:
Posted by: Sen. Krysten at July 23, 2024 03:23 AM (XIkHl) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 23, 2024 03:24 AM (3aHHj) 560
I can't wait for all this deceit and decay to rub off on Kamala.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia But I think about that. Think. Think about that...thinking. Posted by: Kummala, unburdened at July 23, 2024 03:25 AM (XIkHl) Posted by: Outside of Life at July 23, 2024 03:30 AM (89Sog) 562
Good night. Horde, I keep remembering that Kamala was appointed Czar of the border. I would like her to defend her inactions in regard to this.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 23, 2024 03:30 AM (Sgq8y) 563
Is the Horde ready for the summer riots?
https://tinyurl.com/3takeep6 Posted by: Biden's Dog ------- Gee, looks like Joey made a Big Boy Tweet yesterday, too! F the riots. We'll have another open-carry party on every street corner downtown and when the buses arrive to let the " " " protesters " " " out... they won't stay very long. Again. LOL Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 03:31 AM (njWTi) 564
Good night. Horde, I keep remembering that Kamala was appointed Czar of the border. I would like her to defend her inactions in regard to this.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz Guten Doberman schlaffens Posted by: Miklos attenpts late Nite Germanics at July 23, 2024 03:32 AM (XIkHl) 565
G'night, Debby.
"Czar" pfft. Leave it to the leftards, to use russki terminology for 'official' positions, and then (from the other side of their mouths) whine & bitch about russia russia russia. Ugh. Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 03:35 AM (njWTi) 566
Remember the insane rant by NEA president Becky Pringle about 2 weeks ago?
Well, coming up from behind is AFT president Randi Weingarten: https://tinyurl.com/bujaa2zv These creatures remind me of: https://tinyurl.com/36ujf7rn Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 23, 2024 03:36 AM (3aHHj) 567
It is ambiguous about what happened in LV, lots of head scratching it seems. Or maybe not.
Exclusive: President Biden suffered an undisclosed medical emergency during his time in Las Vegas, police sources say. https://tinyurl.com/5azhmb6h Las Vegas hospital on standby to treat President Biden during COVID-19 diagnosis https://tinyurl.com/2b5fjva7 Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 23, 2024 03:37 AM (WsTZq) 568
If they can have "Czars", can I be a Minister Plenipotentiary?
I just want to fire people and cut their pensions. Posted by: Miklos has been a Good Boy this year at July 23, 2024 03:42 AM (XIkHl) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 23, 2024 03:42 AM (3aHHj) 570
I just want to fire people and cut their pensions.
Posted by: Miklos has been a Good Boy this year at July 23, 2024 03:42 AM (XIkHl) - "Soviet be written, soviet be done!" Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 23, 2024 03:44 AM (3aHHj) 571
If they can have "Czars", can I be a Minister Plenipotentiary?
I just want to fire people and cut their pensions. Posted by: Miklos has been a Good Boy this year ----------- Hmm. IDK... Dontcha hafta be a General Secretary to do that stuff? Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 03:45 AM (njWTi) 572
I bet if Trump said loudly "I will pardon all J6ers on day one" their situations would become much better, or worse, instantly.
Posted by: Miklos suspects at July 23, 2024 03:48 AM (XIkHl) 573
According to this source, it's believed Biden had a transient ischemic attack (TIA)
Quote Jordan Schachtel @ dossier.today @JordanSchachtel·4h Exclusive: President Biden suffered an undisclosed medical emergency during his time in Las Vegas, police sources say dossier.today/p/exclusive-president-biden-suffered 8:24 PM · Jul 22, 2024 Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 23, 2024 03:14 AM (9aVck) I wonder if it involved a pillow. Posted by: javems at July 23, 2024 03:49 AM (8I4hW) Posted by: Miklos is an alumnus of the karl Mrx University of Economic Sciences at July 23, 2024 03:50 AM (XIkHl) 575
And?
Posted by: Miklos is an alumnus of the karl Mrx University of Economic Sciences ------- And...what? Go for it, "rules" no longer apply anyhow LOL! Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 03:52 AM (njWTi) 576
So listen very carefully
Get closer now and you will see What I mean It isn't a dream Did you hear it? https://tinyurl.com/yhcbfxvr Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 23, 2024 03:57 AM (3aHHj) 577
Hell, IDK how commie stuff works. Guess I'll be learning, though, if Kameltoe "wins"...
Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 03:57 AM (njWTi) 578
Morning, fellow insomaniacals,
F. Joke is missing in action. And we thought Saturday the 13th was the biggest news of '24 so far, huh? LBJ's "I do not choose to run," Watergate and Nixon's resignation and Ford's pardon of him: All had better move over on the history book pages and make room for 2024. Anyway, as our former pResident liked to say, I'm up with about enough sleep. My plan is to work out again this am, take off Wednesday, and get sessions in on Thursday and Friday. (Well, such is the *plan.* No plan survives first contact with the enemy . . . which in my case is laziness.) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 23, 2024 03:59 AM (omVj0) 579
Posted by: JQ
Hi JQ! *Miklos may have hit the Old Crow, more in happiness than sadness* I grew up in a Happy Peoples' Socialist Republic. So I guess you could say the commies were all Republicans. My Hungarian Alma mater was called Karl Marx U. No mascot. There were other American students, we named the teams the Fightin' Proletarians. Posted by: Days of wasted Miklosian Youth at July 23, 2024 03:59 AM (XIkHl) 580
Maybe it would be a good thing, if everyone's pronouns were, suddenly, merely: "comrade"
Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 03:59 AM (njWTi) 581
Glad you're Old Crowing with happiness, Miklos!
Is Old Mama doing well, I hope? Prayers continue for you all, of course... Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 04:03 AM (njWTi) 582
Mornin' Wolfus!
Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 04:03 AM (njWTi) 583
Maybe it would be a good thing, if everyone's pronouns were, suddenly, merely: "comrade"
Posted by: JQ Hungarian- elvtars Posted by: Miklos remembers at July 23, 2024 04:03 AM (XIkHl) 584
Pixy's up!
Posted by: m at July 23, 2024 04:04 AM (64Zez) 585
I emerge yet again from the existential combat that is Wordle. Schiller would say that against such, the Gods themselves struggle in vain, and I echo this, but fortune has favored me on this occasion. Fortune with all her wiles and guises, and the absence of proper names. I find the absence of umlauts disturbing, yet I continue. And now as Pixy struggles on the underside of the planet to convey to us the news that is Tech, for those about to rock, we salute you. Surely this is a timely reference? Nein? Idiom is my Achilles heel, and so now to Duolingo. Jumble is also good. Later, gators.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 23, 2024 04:06 AM (tmPIh) Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 04:06 AM (njWTi) 587
Is Old Mama doing well, I hope? Prayers continue for you all, of course...
Posted by: JQ Thank you. late and quiet- Change. Oncologist says not strong enough for chemo, surgeon says not strong enough for surgery. It means hospice. Posted by: Miklos saw a lot of cards on her 86th birthday last week at July 23, 2024 04:07 AM (XIkHl) 588
Elvtars... I'll try to remember that. LOL
Is that the singular or plural form? Posted by: JQ Singular Posted by: Miklos continues to suggest Hungarian as a sekrit language at July 23, 2024 04:09 AM (XIkHl) 589
I'm sure someone's already said it, but the penis facial link is a monstrous bait-and-switch.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at July 23, 2024 04:11 AM (5YmYl) 590
It means hospice.
Posted by: Miklos saw a lot of cards on her 86th birthday last week -------- Ooof. Sorry that treatment isn't an option, Miklos. Hospice is good, though. Old Mama will be kept comfortable... Quality over quantity, ya know? Praying for peace and strength for you. Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 04:12 AM (njWTi) Posted by: Miklos at July 23, 2024 04:20 AM (XIkHl) Posted by: Miklos is a bit tired these days at July 23, 2024 04:30 AM (XIkHl) 593
It means hospice.
Posted by: Miklos saw a lot of cards on her 86th birthday last week at July 23, 2024 04:07 Prayers up from here Miklos. May Old Mama pass her days left in peace and love. Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 23, 2024 05:04 AM (55Qr6) 594
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Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) News/Chat
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