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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (7/21/24)

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The Comments of The Week


Comments were awesome and plentiful from the best "family" on the webz.


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So here is the part of the program where there are a number of links to various stories. However, after this afternoon's bombshell. All I can say we are looking at the following in Chicago at the DNC convention.


Or as the boss said earlier today..... Gird all the loins. (ace)


My random and non-sequential thoughts and questions on the Biden withdrawal.

1) How much money went into Biden Grift, Inc. for MushHead to quit?
2) Why didn't MushHead announce his "retirement" in a public statement?
3) What "sane" Caucasian elected Democrat male is going to challenge the San Francisco Head Hunter?
4) What are the odds that Hunter is pardoned on or about November 6th?
5) MushHead did the right thing for the wrong reasons.
6) Did MushHead get to select the VP nominee along with all that sweet grift noted in Question 1?
7) How many attorney vacations will be paid for when all of the law suits are settled? Sharks Trial lawyers will find somebody who is criminally and/or civilly offended.

Oh I have more. Hopefully we find out what this cost the folks behind the Democratic Leadership curtain.

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Before Kamala The San Francisco Headhunter got into politics, she was into professional wrestling. Amirite Brother Willie Brown?


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Bear Repellent Emporium

ON THIS DAY IN MUSIC


21 Jul 2023
American singer Tony Bennett died at his home in New York City just two weeks short of his 97th birthday, following seven years of Alzheimer's disease. Bennett had the 1955 UK No.1 single 'Stranger In Paradise' and the 1965 UK No.25 single 'I Left My Heart In San Francisco'. In 1998, Bennett made an unlikely but highly successful appearance on the final day of a mud-soaked Glastonbury Festival in the UK dressed in an immaculate suit and tie, his whole set on this occasion consisting of songs about the weather. Bennett and Amy Winehouse recorded the duet 'Body and Soul' in March 2011 - the final recording made by Winehouse before her death on July 23, 2011 at the age of 27. When the song charted on the Billboard Hot 100 it made Bennett, at age 85, the oldest living artist ever to chart on the Hot 100.


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21 Jul 2004
Composer Jerry Goldsmith died after a long battle with cancer aged 75. Created the music for scores of classic movies and television shows ‘Star Trek’, ‘Planet of the Apes’, ‘The Man from U.N.C.L.E.’ and ‘Dr. Kildare.’

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She will no longer influence but will forever be a Genius Award Winner.

HORROR FALL Influencer, 27, plunges 300ft to her death while filming Instagram video at waterfall
Her friends watched on in horror as she tragically slipped down the gorge


AN INFLUENCER has plunged to her death after slipping from the top of a waterfall while filming social media content.

Aanvi Kamdar tragically tumbled down a 300ft-tall gorge as she recorded her surroundings for her 300,000 followers.


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Now that's a friend and Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Someone buy this man a drink! Everyone needs more friends like this. Sure, everyone wants to be your friend when things are going well. But it takes a true friend to save your life. A spearfisherman came to the aid of his friend after he was attacked by a bull shark off Key West, Florida.


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Seen at the Michigan Trump/Vance campaign appearance.

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1 Yay, Legal Drinking Age Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 21, 2024 10:01 PM (dZVON)

2 1st

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 21, 2024 10:01 PM (A4Fy5)

3 oneth!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 21, 2024 10:01 PM (hOUT3)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 21, 2024 10:01 PM (O7YUW)

5 Damm

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 21, 2024 10:01 PM (A4Fy5)

6 fifth?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 21, 2024 10:02 PM (hOUT3)

7 where police were and were not

Posted by: Ciampino - ONT trailings #04 at July 21, 2024 10:02 PM (qfLjt)

8 Heads back to corner and sulks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 21, 2024 10:02 PM (hOUT3)

9 Sorry I'm late. I got stuck behind some idiot who was driving like he was headed to his own execution.


(Called otters, sugar gliders, aye ayes and bush babies.)

Posted by: tankdemon at July 21, 2024 10:03 PM (tTbnc)

10 Not only is joey b. the worst president in the history of the Republic, the sob cost me 50 bucks in lost bets.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 21, 2024 10:03 PM (vJiyU)

11 AN INFLUENCER has plunged to her death after slipping from the top of a waterfall while filming social media content.

That's to bad.

But, more importantly, was the video saved?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2024 10:03 PM (5Seyi)

12 Fun fact: there were four times as many SS agents assigned to Dr. Jill than to Trump on the day he was shot.

https://is.gd/oWwNxA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 21, 2024 10:03 PM (L/fGl)

13 Well, I guess anyone who controls the President's social media accounts, and those of his family, can make the President withdraw from the reelection race without any confirmation from the actual President.

Posted by: Hmmm... at July 21, 2024 10:03 PM (uxCna)

14 3) What "sane" Caucasian elected Democrat male is going to challenge the San Francisco Head Hunter?
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Are there any sane Caucasian Democrat males?

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 21, 2024 10:04 PM (iZbyp)

15 KFC is big in China. They're all over the place.

The funny thing is that the image of Col. Sanders on the signs looks just like Charlie Chan.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 10:05 PM (jdHxK)

16 Message?

In The Sum of All Fears, The President survive an attempted assassination aimed at starting a war between US and Russia. After Jack Ryan sorts it out, there's an opera piece played over a montage of US and Russian intelligence personnel tracking down every member of the the conspiracy and killing them.

That piece was played at the end of the RNC after Trump's speech. (2:00 mark)

https://tinyurl.com/4dytpjms

Posted by: Methos at July 21, 2024 10:05 PM (Dnobf)

17 HORROR FALL Influencer, 27, plunges 300ft to her death while filming Instagram video at waterfall

If she were really an "influencer," wouldn't there be scores of airheaded teenagers jumping off waterfalls? Not much "influence" if nobody's lemminging after her.

Posted by: mikeski says lemminging is supposeably a word at July 21, 2024 10:05 PM (DgGvY)

18 Top pic - The Good Old Days. Well, sorta, for some values of good.

Posted by: Gref at July 21, 2024 10:05 PM (5fDan)

19 Man, not another influencer.

Posted by: Life is a Trail of Tears at July 21, 2024 10:06 PM (Hp9hg)

20 12 Fun fact: there were four times as many SS agents assigned to Dr. Jill than to Trump on the day he was shot.

https://is.gd/oWwNxA
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 21, 2024 10:03 PM (L/fGl)

That's because she was calling the shots in the WH.
Trump was just running to replace her.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 21, 2024 10:06 PM (QXQ4l)

21 There was, of course, no admission that any change had taken place. Merely it became known, with extreme suddenness and everywhere at once, that Harris and not Biden was the candidate. Winston was taking part in a demonstration in one of the central DC squares at the moment when it happened. It was night, and the white faces and the scarlet banners were luridly floodlit...

The speech had been proceeding for perhaps twenty minutes when a messenger hurried on to the platform and a scrap of paper was slipped into the speaker's hand. He unrolled and read it without pausing in his speech. Nothing altered in his voice or manner, or in the content of what he was saying, but suddenly the names were different. Without words said, a wave of understanding rippled through the crowd. Harris was the candidate, not Biden! The next moment there was a tremendous commotion. The banners and posters with which the square was decorated were all wrong! Quite half of them had the wrong faces on them.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 10:06 PM (uxCna)

22 The sad thing is not so much that there are "influencers" but that there are so many "influencees."

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 21, 2024 10:06 PM (iZbyp)

23 That's a pretty good price on carpenters' pencils, regardless of the handedness or lack thereof.

Although, IIRC, it used to be SOP for lumber stores to give you one on any substantial sale of lumber.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2024 10:07 PM (RpFn0)

24 I hear that the Democrats aren't going to bother with primaries the next time.

Just a waste of money, after all...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 10:07 PM (uxCna)

25
Sorry, I don't get what's going on here:

@LeadingReport
BREAKING: Hunter Biden drops his lawsuit against Fox News.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 10:08 PM (lCaJd)

26 You're finished, Biden. FINISHED.

Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at July 21, 2024 10:08 PM (jdHxK)

27 Aqualung is better this way!

Thanks MisHum!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 21, 2024 10:08 PM (Pl24b)

28 Are there any sane Caucasian Democrat males?
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 21, 2024 10:04 PM (iZbyp)

The high level opportunists are quite sane and doing very well.

Posted by: hart at July 21, 2024 10:08 PM (yFtHm)

29 Oh I have more. Hopefully we find out what this cost the folks behind the Democratic Leadership curtain.
MH questions

We may never know what...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 21, 2024 10:08 PM (hOUT3)

30 23 That's a pretty good price on carpenters' pencils, regardless of the handedness or lack thereof.

Although, IIRC, it used to be SOP for lumber stores to give you one on any substantial sale of lumber.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2024 10:07 PM (RpFn0)


Along with a yardstick or two

Posted by: Gref at July 21, 2024 10:08 PM (5fDan)

31 KFC sign. How appropriate. Chicken sign on the day a chicken shit ran away. I wanted him destroyed in the election. Cowardly punk ran away to avoid the beating.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 21, 2024 10:08 PM (0eaVi)

32 10 Not only is joey b. the worst president in the history of the Republic, the sob cost me 50 bucks in lost bets.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 21, 2024 10:03 PM (vJiyU)

Ha.

I've seen you blow 50 bucks in miscellaneous nuts and bolts for an out of commission tractor. Sort of like an out of commission president.

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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 21, 2024 10:08 PM (QXQ4l)

33 LET ME OUT OF THIS CLOSET, YOU BASTARDS!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at July 21, 2024 10:09 PM (uxCna)

34 But, more importantly, was the video saved?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2024 10:03 PM (5Seyi)

Reichenbach Falls, by any chance?

Posted by: zombies Moriarty and Holmes at July 21, 2024 10:09 PM (RpFn0)

35 KFC is big in China. They're all over the place.

The funny thing is that the image of Col. Sanders on the signs looks just like Charlie Chan.
Posted by: Cicero

I imagine the chicken is cut up in such a way such that there are no identifiable pieces - just like in Chinatown.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2024 10:09 PM (5Seyi)

36 "Influencer, 27, plunges 300ft to her death while filming Instagram video at waterfall"

She influenced me to fall off a waterfalllllllllllll!!!

Posted by: Guy falling off a waterfall at July 21, 2024 10:10 PM (vFG9F)

37 Top pic has a Sinclair gas station in the background.

Their gas was unique because it was made exclusively from brontosauruses.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 10:10 PM (jdHxK)

38 Tracy Grammer - Preston Miller

https://tinyurl.com/3rth7axs

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2024 10:10 PM (D7oie)

39 Sorry, I don't get what's going on here:

@LeadingReport
BREAKING: Hunter Biden drops his lawsuit against Fox News.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Well, when a drug addled man falls in love with a bunch of prostitutes.....

Posted by: Some Rat at July 21, 2024 10:10 PM (vJiyU)

40 13 Well, I guess anyone who controls the President's social media accounts, and those of his family, can make the President withdraw from the reelection race without any confirmation from the actual President.
Posted by: Hmmm... at July 21, 2024 10:03 PM (uxCna)


To be fair, he called a lid earlier in the day, so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 21, 2024 10:10 PM (hOUT3)

41 30 23 That's a pretty good price on carpenters' pencils, regardless of the handedness or lack thereof.

Although, IIRC, it used to be SOP for lumber stores to give you one on any substantial sale of lumber.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2024 10:07 PM (RpFn0)


Along with a yardstick or two
Posted by: Gref at July 21, 2024 10:08 PM (5fDan)


What is this give thing you speaketh of?

Posted by: Johnny "Retardo" Menard Save Big Money At Menards at July 21, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)

42 WSJ: Gavin Newsom, Josh Shapiro, Pete Buttigieg, Phil Murphy endorse Kamala Harris.

Endorse? Nah, they're they're saying let Kamala destroy her political future while they protect theirs.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 21, 2024 10:10 PM (G8tt9)

43 Rivers with boulders are notoriously slippery, the rocks are worn smooth by the water and moss and stuff grows on them. And the water flow is deceptively strong. It's one thing to fall over in a river but at the edge of a significant waterfall is not safe. Nothing to grab on to. I think there are a couple places in Yosemite that are probably well roped off or fenced by now.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 21, 2024 10:10 PM (vzewd)

44 Ah, that theme from 'Patton'. They just don't make those anymore.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 10:10 PM (sAmhv)

45 Wow, a CotW! *blush*



Thanks for the ONT, MisHum!
And for the Jethro Tull!

Posted by: JQ at July 21, 2024 10:11 PM (njWTi)

46
But, more importantly, was the video saved?
Posted by: Tonypete

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I can never tell. For some reason there's a big white square over all those videos from The Sun on my computer. No fair!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 10:11 PM (lCaJd)

47 Evenin'

(sips beer)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 10:11 PM (sAmhv)

48 Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum!

Loved the left-handed carpenters pencils... have to get some for hubby! That's a marketing ploy for the ages!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 21, 2024 10:11 PM (U3L4U)

49 That's a pretty good price on carpenters' pencils, regardless of the handedness or lack thereof.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Well yeah - they're damn near giving them away as they are all sharpened on the wrong end! Worthless!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2024 10:11 PM (5Seyi)

50 HORROR FALL Influencer, 27, plunges 300ft to her death while filming Instagram video at waterfall

*********

I heard she made quite an impression!

Posted by: muldoon at July 21, 2024 10:11 PM (uCfKO)

51 Back when KFC was good

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2024 10:11 PM (63Dwl)

52 27 Aqualung is better this way!

Thanks MisHum!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 21, 2024 10:08 PM (Pl24b)

Glad you approve. Thank you

Posted by: Johnny at July 21, 2024 10:12 PM (QXQ4l)

53 That's a pretty good price on carpenters' pencils, regardless of the handedness or lack thereof.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I'm concerned about the aliens working construction now.

I figure a left-handed person would likely reach forward with their left hand to pick up a pencil, likely from the left side of the display. Similar for a right-handed person.

So why is the emptiest section in the middle?

Posted by: mikeski thinks the sign should mention the gripping hand at July 21, 2024 10:12 PM (DgGvY)

54 33 LET ME OUT OF THIS CLOSET, YOU BASTARDS!
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at July 21, 2024 10:09 PM (uxCna)

Sorry, we thought you were a spare Barcalounger.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 21, 2024 10:12 PM (tTbnc)

55 Missed the gun thread. Been a minute. Good evening morons.

Posted by: UsnTakim deplorable me. at July 21, 2024 10:12 PM (oEvI1)

56 {11} AN INFLUENCER has plunged to her death after slipping from the top of a waterfall while filming social media content.

That's to bad.

But, more importantly, was the video saved?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2024 10:03 PM (5Seyi)


https://youtu.be/aMvyTlcUoD4?t=30

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 21, 2024 10:12 PM (O7YUW)

57 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra

In my defense, they were metric.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 21, 2024 10:12 PM (vJiyU)

58 Signal, signal, signal gasoline
Your car will go far
On Signal gasoline!

Posted by: Common Tater at July 21, 2024 10:12 PM (vzewd)

59 Evenin'

(sips beer)
Posted by: Puddleglum
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*nods*

(sips cider)

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 21, 2024 10:13 PM (iZbyp)

60 Endorse? Nah, they're they're saying let Kamala destroy her political future while they protect theirs.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram

Yep. It's every democrat shitbag for themselves.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 21, 2024 10:13 PM (qZEuM)

61 Aanvi Kamdar tragically tumbled down a 300ft-tall gorge as she recorded her surroundings for her 300,000 followers.

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Gravity, she is a harsh mistress.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 10:13 PM (jdHxK)

62 Question: is Biden still alive?

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 21, 2024 10:13 PM (iRX3h)

63 So Obama, Schumer, Jeffries, and Pelosi haven't endorsed heels-up Harris yet.

Obama said that there needed to be a process to select the new Democratic candidate, and didn't mention Harris.

Smells like fratricidal warfare to me...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 10:13 PM (uxCna)

64 Nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:14 PM (Ot3AL)

65 16 Message?

In The Sum of All Fears, The President survive an attempted assassination aimed at starting a war between US and Russia. After Jack Ryan sorts it out, there's an opera piece played over a montage of US and Russian intelligence personnel tracking down every member of the the conspiracy and killing them.

That piece was played at the end of the RNC after Trump's speech. (2:00 mark)

https://tinyurl.com/4dytpjms
Posted by: Methos



I never saw that movie because they dicked it up so much. The book was pretty good though.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 10:14 PM (sAmhv)

66 Question: is Biden still alive?

Define "alive."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:14 PM (Ot3AL)

67 Top pic has a Sinclair gas station in the background.

Their gas was unique because it was made exclusively from brontosauruses.
Posted by: Cicero


The ankylosaurus gas went to Shell stations.

Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2024 10:15 PM (DgGvY)

68 Biden needs a proof of life photo at this point.

Posted by: UsnTakim deplorable me. at July 21, 2024 10:15 PM (oEvI1)

69 Their gas was unique because it was made exclusively from brontosauruses.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Should've used velociraptor.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 21, 2024 10:15 PM (L/fGl)

70 Kamala promises transparency in her administration.
What Clinton did under the desk, she will do on top of the desk.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2024 10:15 PM (W/lyH)

71 Man, not another influencer.
Posted by: Life is a Trail of Tears at July 21, 2024 10:06 PM (Hp9hg)



*sigh*

No, one less.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2024 10:15 PM (D7oie)

72
There was, of course, no admission that any change had taken place. Merely it became known, with extreme suddenness and everywhere at once, that Harris and not Biden was the candidate.

___________

So who's going to Room 101?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2024 10:15 PM (1Nxff)

73 Back when KFC was good
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2024 10:11 PM (63Dwl)

Yes! there was a time when it was very, very good. Here in Canada now, KFC has gone Halal.

Posted by: zombies Moriarty and Holmes at July 21, 2024 10:16 PM (RpFn0)

74 >>Although, IIRC, it used to be SOP for lumber stores to give you one on any substantial sale of lumber.

I was a regular at a sawmill in MA that was near my folks place. Horses do a number on stalls and I was constantly replacing boards.

They used to hand those pencils out like barbers used to give kids lollipops for haircuts. Love those pencils.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 10:16 PM (LkLld)

75 Question: is Biden still alive?
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus

Probably, depends on how long the bag of oranges beating went on.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 21, 2024 10:16 PM (vJiyU)

76 Aanvi Kamdar tragically tumbled down a 300ft-tall gorge as she recorded her surroundings for her 300,000 followers.

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Did she do that thing where she walked out into mid-air four steps before she realized there was no ground beneath her? Like the Coyote?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 10:16 PM (jdHxK)

77 Top pic has a Sinclair gas station in the background.

Their gas was unique because it was made exclusively from brontosauruses.
Posted by: Cicero

Sinclair stills exists.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 21, 2024 10:16 PM (qZEuM)

78 Never forget

Trump beat a guy so badly in a presidential debate that the dude just straight up quit the race.

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 21, 2024 10:17 PM (roZDq)

79 I guess it’s just as surreal as everything else these last 4 years, but we got told Biden was leaving in a letter with no reason as to why. We haven’t seen him in 4 days. Nothing on the agenda this week. No press conference on the attempt at Trumps life. Why do I feel like we haven’t yet gotten to the grand finale of crazy?

Posted by: Piper at July 21, 2024 10:17 PM (pZEOD)

80 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Thank you for the ONT. You captured excellent comments. And your joke last night was very good. Mind you, my wife didn't like it. Probably the delivery.

The Patton theme holds a wonderful memory for me. It was our "Breakaway" theme on my first ship, a Spruance DD. After refueling from an oiler, we would let the oiler pull back the refusing hoses, detention the rigging wires, detach them and then accelerate to Flank III. You could feel the thrust of 80,000 shaft horsepower. Once our stern was clear of the bow of the oiler, we would turn sharply away as we continued to reach our top speed.

The ship would heel a lot with the turn, and the bridge doors would show blue water on one side, and sky on the other. You had to hold a cable overhead to keep from falling. Good times!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 10:17 PM (u82oZ)

81 Question: is Biden still alive?
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus
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I wonder, too. Especially considering he didn't have a presser instead of announcing on social media (!). wth?

Posted by: JQ at July 21, 2024 10:17 PM (njWTi)

82 off menard sock

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 21, 2024 10:17 PM (QXQ4l)

83 Back when KFC was good
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2024 10:11 PM (63Dwl

Back when any fast food was good. I worked at a few back in the day and the food then was actually pretty good.

Posted by: hart at July 21, 2024 10:17 PM (yFtHm)

84 Sinclair stills exists.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 21, 2024 10:16 PM (qZEuM)

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Yes, but now they use any old dinosaur for their gas.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 10:18 PM (jdHxK)

85 I put everything I had into Kamala Harris.

Posted by: Willie Brown at July 21, 2024 10:18 PM (TZcgD)

86 Refueling hoses. I corrected it twice. But AI is sooo smart.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 10:18 PM (u82oZ)

87 hey fappers

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 21, 2024 10:18 PM (sJHOI)

88 I'm still hoping that a disgruntled intern got video of DOKTOR Jill's meltdown.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 21, 2024 10:18 PM (iZbyp)

89
When do they tell Joe he's not running any longer?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2024 10:18 PM (1Nxff)

90 25
Sorry, I don't get what's going on here:

@LeadingReport
BREAKING: Hunter Biden drops his lawsuit against Fox News.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 10:08 PM (lCaJd)


By noon tomorrow Hunter will have fewer friends than a guy who's been a hermit for 40 years.

Posted by: Gref at July 21, 2024 10:18 PM (5fDan)

91 And Nina Jankowicz (remember her) is already explaining that saying Harris "slept her way to the top" is disinformation.

After all, the worst kind of disinformation is true disinformation.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 10:19 PM (uxCna)

92 The funny thing is that the image of Col. Sanders on the signs looks just like Charlie Chan.
Posted by: Cicero

Who was best Charlie Chan? Warner Oland, Sidney Toler, or Roland Winters?

Posted by: Ching Chow at July 21, 2024 10:19 PM (V5BDR)

93 I can hear Jill shrieking from my house!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 21, 2024 10:19 PM (g9R7b)

94
The ship would heel a lot with the turn, and the bridge doors would show blue water on one side, and sky on the other. You had to hold a cable overhead to keep from falling. Good times!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 10:17 PM (u82oZ)

Hey Salty. Please tell your better half I will try harder next Saturday in the joke department.

Thanks for telling us about that adventure. That does sound like fun if you are young and spry, which I am not anymore.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 21, 2024 10:19 PM (QXQ4l)

95 Nessum Dorma was also in a Kia commercial with Morpheus.

https://youtu.be/FTNMYoKHwvU?si=9QEcgI90HWY8tFO-

GE made a commercial with Agent Smith that seemed to be in slightly bad taste.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 21, 2024 10:19 PM (lhenN)

96 KFC sign. How appropriate. Chicken sign on the day a chicken shit ran away. I wanted him destroyed in the election. Cowardly punk ran away to avoid the beating.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 21, 2024 10:08 PM (0eaVi)


That video of Biden getting into the car reminded me so much of my dad just before he was completely bedridden. I think Joe pulled out because he is pretty much going to be wheeled around from now on, he is that weak. I don't think he is going to walk much anymore.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2024 10:19 PM (D7oie)

97 Col Sanders shot a bitch

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 21, 2024 10:19 PM (sJHOI)

98 Hello Friends. What a day this has been!

Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2024 10:19 PM (xJEPL)

99 So why is the emptiest section in the middle?
Posted by: mikeski thinks the sign should mention the gripping hand at July 21, 2024 10:12 PM (DgGvY)

Lots of bi carpenters?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 21, 2024 10:19 PM (0eaVi)

100 Endorse? Nah, they're they're saying let Kamala destroy her political future while they protect theirs.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram

Yep. It's every democrat shitbag for themselves.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 21, 2024 10:13 PM (qZEuM)

I think they're just not giving it away for free Their endorsements will go to the highest bidder.

Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2024 10:19 PM (lCppi)

101 Sinclair stills exists.

I have this vague memory of getting brontosaurus shaped bath soaps from Sinclair as a kid. I don't know if my dad bought those (seems unlikely) or if they were giveaways.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 21, 2024 10:19 PM (/y8xj)

102 Has Biden resigned yet?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 10:20 PM (lCWOD)

103 100

Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2024 10:20 PM (xJEPL)

104 Refueling hoses. I corrected it twice. But AI is sooo smart.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 10:18 PM (u82oZ)


Darn it NaCly, I can't believe you got defeated by an AI internet presence!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 21, 2024 10:20 PM (hOUT3)

105 Hey Jill come see this - the news says President Obama isn't going to run for re-election...I MIGHT BECOME THE PRESIDENT!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 21, 2024 10:20 PM (oZhjI)

106 Bought two Subway sandwiches for the wife and I tonight. It cost $29 dollars.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 21, 2024 10:20 PM (TZcgD)

107 RIP "Big Boy Pressers"

...we hardly knew ye

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 21, 2024 10:20 PM (sJHOI)

108 Warner Oland, Sidney Toler, or Roland Winters?

Aww, they all look alike.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 21, 2024 10:20 PM (g9R7b)

109 91 And Nina Jankowicz (remember her) is already explaining that saying Harris "slept her way to the top" is disinformation.

After all, the worst kind of disinformation is true disinformation.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 10:19 PM (uxCna)

I am sure I will be saying this a lot in the next 4 months;

Usually, when you call somebody a political whore, you are speaking metaphorically.

Usually.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 21, 2024 10:21 PM (tTbnc)

110 106 Bought two Subway sandwiches for the wife and I tonight. It cost $29 dollars.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 21, 2024 10:20 PM (TZcgD)

Wow, that's insane.

Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2024 10:21 PM (xJEPL)

111 Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 10:06 PM

Perfect Nineteen Eighty-Four quote.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 21, 2024 10:21 PM (iRX3h)

112 >>Sorry, I don't get what's going on here:

Joe is no longer a candidate. Image no longer matters.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 10:21 PM (LkLld)

113 102 Has Biden resigned yet?
Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 10:20 PM (lCWOD)

---------

Yes, but nobody's told him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 10:21 PM (jdHxK)

114 News of the weird.

Two days ago in San Dimas, CA what seems to be a family squabble turned deadly between three Chinese women. One dead. And the suspected murder weapon is a 'Samurai sword.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:21 PM (Ot3AL)

115 I've often heard from Dem Pols, 'I accept full reponsibility', then, nothing.... What
they
really mean is, "'here will be no further discussion'.
Posted by: Mike Mammer, ete., elc.


In a nutshell, "Go ahead and bitch about me, I'm in this office so I don't give a f**k."
But the incompetence, and not giving a damn, of the head of the secret service, particularly pisses me off.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 21, 2024 10:21 PM (0Htd1)

116 The funny thing is that the image of Col. Sanders on the signs looks just like Charlie Chan.
Posted by: Cicero

Who was best Charlie Chan? Warner Oland, Sidney Toler, or Roland Winters?
Posted by: Ching Chow at July 21, 2024 10:19 PM (V5BDR)

Mickey Rooney

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2024 10:21 PM (Aqu9a)

117 Rapid City, SD Sinclair station has a yuuge brontosaurus out front. Right off I-90.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 21, 2024 10:21 PM (qZEuM)

118 Never forget

Trump beat a guy so badly in a presidential debate that the dude just straight up quit the race.
Posted by: Shenanigans


.....after staggering around in a daze for three-and-a-half weeks!

Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2024 10:21 PM (DgGvY)

119 And Nina Jankowicz (remember her) is already explaining that saying Harris "slept her way to the top" is disinformation.

After all, the worst kind of disinformation is true disinformation.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 10:19 PM (uxCna)

Nina's right Kamammala slept her way to the middle

Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2024 10:21 PM (lCppi)

120 Supposedly, Xi congratulated President Biden. No pictures. So there are two people we need proof of life.

That means the Red Chinese bribes go to someone other than the President.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 10:21 PM (u82oZ)

121 110 106 Bought two Subway sandwiches for the wife and I tonight. It cost $29 dollars.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 21, 2024 10:20 PM (TZcgD)

Best economy ever, jack.

Posted by: joe biden at July 21, 2024 10:22 PM (Hp9hg)

122 By noon tomorrow Hunter will have fewer friends than a guy who's been a hermit for 40 years.

I'm seeing a fentanyl OD in Hunter's future.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 10:22 PM (uxCna)

123 I hope PDT has quadrupled his security now.
Oh, and Elon has been Calling Kamala the new puppet on X today.

Posted by: Jmel at July 21, 2024 10:22 PM (bVhJi)

124 I had a plastic Dino from the Sinclair station on 67th street in Bay Ridge Brooklyn. 1965.

Posted by: The Brooklyn Brawler at July 21, 2024 10:22 PM (V5BDR)

125 I guess it’s just as surreal as everything else these last 4 years, but we got told Biden was leaving in a letter with no reason as to why. We haven’t seen him in 4 days. Nothing on the agenda this week. No press conference on the attempt at Trumps life. Why do I feel like we haven’t yet gotten to the grand finale of crazy?
Posted by: Piper
---
Right. And it's still July. Almost *counts on fingers * 4 more months to ramp up the crazy.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 21, 2024 10:22 PM (iZbyp)

126 91 And Nina Jankowicz (remember her) is already explaining that saying Harris "slept her way to the top" is disinformation.

After all, the worst kind of disinformation is true disinformation.
Posted by: The ARC of History!



LoL!! Oh Nina. You silly twat.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 10:22 PM (sAmhv)

127
This is like getting Chernenko* after Brezhnev.

* I know, Andropov was between

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2024 10:22 PM (1Nxff)

128 Little kids like dinosaurs, I remember seeing this huge Sinclair brontosaurus in South Dakota when about 5, the western half of SD on 90 where it looks fairly prehistoric all by itself, right? Great advertising. I think they had them to give away.

One thing that occurred to me about gasoline prices that isn't taken into account when trying to compare the effects of monetary inflation on the price of things - when gas was .19c they had a whole squad of uniformed employees that gave service stations their name. Nobody had to get out and pump their own damn gasoline, check the oil, wash the windows or anything like that. You can get someone to do that now, but it costs extra. That's the real price of a gallon of gas over time, if you want to make comparisons, then.

Once the dollar shit the bed in the 70s, the oil embargos, and the general emissions requirements for automobiles that all went away, along with the milkman incidentally.

It amazes me that at one time, every town had a fleet of guys with a fleet of trucks (they had uniforms too) that would go around and deliver milk and cream and other items every day if you wanted. And this paid a more or less living wage.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 21, 2024 10:22 PM (vzewd)

129 Gonna be some long faces tomorrow at work.

Posted by: SJP at July 21, 2024 10:22 PM (BIamM)

130 Gimme the keys, Joe. It isn't safe for you to be shooting off nuclear missiles anymore.

Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at July 21, 2024 10:22 PM (jdHxK)

131 So no more threatening the Supreme Court. What other positives can we think of?

Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2024 10:22 PM (xJEPL)

132 Joey or his handlers chose an opportune day for this.

National Ice Cream Day.

Cruella de Jill, "Now Joey dear do you want some resignation ice cream?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:22 PM (Ot3AL)

133 I'm still hoping that a disgruntled intern got video of DOKTOR Jill's meltdown.
Posted by: screaming in digital

Staff is well aware of "consequences".
No video. No nothing.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 21, 2024 10:22 PM (vJiyU)

134 I guess it’s just as surreal as everything else these last 4 years, but we got told Biden was leaving in a letter with no reason as to why. We haven’t seen him in 4 days. Nothing on the agenda this week. No press conference on the attempt at Trumps life. Why do I feel like we haven’t yet gotten to the grand finale of crazy?
Posted by: Piper at July 21, 2024 10:17 PM (pZEOD)

You'd think he's alive, otherwise the VP would try to get the word out so she can take office. Even just incapacitated, they could get together and 25th him. But the Rs could refuse to go along....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 21, 2024 10:23 PM (0eaVi)

135 My family came to Jamaica from India to exploit the Black African slaves we bought like cattle.

Now I pretend to be African American to exploit them for votes.

https://tinyurl.com/4vds898x

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 10:23 PM (lCWOD)

136 Two days ago in San Dimas, CA what seems to be a family squabble turned deadly between three Chinese women. One dead. And the suspected murder weapon is a 'Samurai sword.'
Posted by: Anna Puma


And the two survivors are pissed that the media is reporting that they used a Japanese weapon.

Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2024 10:23 PM (DgGvY)

137 I never saw that movie because they dicked it up so much. The book was pretty good though.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 10:14 PM (sAmhv)

The Sum of All Fears may have the greatest director commentary track ever. The director introduces himself.

Then Tom Clancy introduces himself as the guy who wrote the book that they ignored when they made this movie. Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: Methos at July 21, 2024 10:23 PM (Dnobf)

138 67 Top pic has a Sinclair gas station in the background.

Their gas was unique because it was made exclusively from brontosauruses.
Posted by: Cicero

The ankylosaurus gas went to Shell stations.
Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2024 10:15 PM (DgGvY)
----

When I was a kid the Sinclair people had a stand at the state fair and they made wax dinosaurs in a mold for you. Me and Sis got the Brontosaurus and Triceratops, respectively.

Why do all children instinctively grok the coolth of dinosaurs?🦖 🦕

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 21, 2024 10:23 PM (kpS4V)

139 Bought two Subway sandwiches for the wife and I tonight. It cost $29 dollars.

In my local town discussion group someone was complaining about the increase in price of food. A few other people started mentioning their own stories of how much the prices has exploded and sure enough a couple of the town leftists dropped it to say:

1) Prices haven't gone up
2) The Price increases are because all the restaurant/grocery/food businesses got greedy at the same time
3) You are racist for talking about this

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2024 10:23 PM (oZhjI)

140
*Paul Anka voice*

Where's Joe?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2024 10:24 PM (1Nxff)

141 The first person to get a book out about the past month will, or at least should, make a fortune.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 21, 2024 10:24 PM (R3B2/)

142 Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again!

The AI is getting stronger and I'm cheating death more than usual today.

Still going to Texas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 10:24 PM (u82oZ)

143 The best Col. Sanders?

Umibozu.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:24 PM (Ot3AL)

144 Two days ago in San Dimas, CA what seems to be a family squabble turned deadly between three Chinese women. One dead. And the suspected murder weapon is a 'Samurai sword.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:21 PM (Ot3AL)

That will be three weeks for Murder One. And 20 years for cultural appropriation.

Posted by: California Court at July 21, 2024 10:24 PM (RpFn0)

145 And Nina Jankowicz (remember her) is already explaining that saying Harris "slept her way to the top" is disinformation.
---
Nina is correct. She slept her way to 2nd from the top.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 21, 2024 10:25 PM (iZbyp)

146 Posted by: Piper at July 21, 2024 10:17 PM (pZEOD)

You'd think he's alive, otherwise the VP would try to get the word out so she can take office. Even just incapacitated, they could get together and 25th him. But the Rs could refuse to go along....
Posted by: OrangeEnt
--------------------------

Heard Obama on the radio talking about unity.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 10:25 PM (lCWOD)

147 Who was best Charlie Chan? Warner Oland, Sidney Toler, or Roland Winters?

Posted by: Ching Chow at July 21, 2024 10:19 PM (V5BDR)

Fun fact: Number One Son in the Charley Chan movies was played by Keye Luke, who also played Master Po in the TV series Kung Fu.

Posted by: davidt at July 21, 2024 10:25 PM (i0F8b)

148 Kamala is next now that Bathhouse Barry is done abusing the corpse.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 21, 2024 10:25 PM (G8tt9)

149 … I don't think he is going to walk much anymore.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2024

I think they made him do so much to prove he was fit after the debate they just about killed him. And by they, I mean Jill.

Posted by: Piper at July 21, 2024 10:25 PM (p4NUW)

150 I never saw that movie because they dicked it up so much. The book was pretty good though.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 10:14 PM (sAmhv)


It was a montage of various dirtbags being extralegally disposed of, including one chase through a snowy woods ending in bloody snow.
I kind of liked it.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2024 10:25 PM (D7oie)

151 And Nina Jankowicz (remember her) is already explaining that saying Harris "slept her way to the top" is disinformation.

Posted by: The ARC

Nina isn't lying, she was on her knees.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 21, 2024 10:25 PM (Pl24b)

152 131 So no more threatening the Supreme Court. What other positives can we think of?
Posted by: ALH



No. That will continue. The only thing that changed is that the puppet is younger and female. That's it.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 10:25 PM (sAmhv)

153 Thank God for my left-handed bat, and my left-handed framing hammer, and my left-handed skillets and knives.

I do not have any left-handed manual transmission trucks or left-handed guitars, or gubs.

Being ambidextrous is a good thing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 21, 2024 10:25 PM (Ad8y9)

154 And Nina Jankowicz (remember her) is already explaining that saying Harris "slept her way to the top" is disinformation.
After all, the worst kind of disinformation is true disinformation.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Nina's right Kamammala slept her way to the middle
Posted by: LASue


And she was certainly not asleep at the time.

Posted by: mikeski supplies some fact-checking at July 21, 2024 10:26 PM (DgGvY)

155 Two days ago in San Dimas, CA what seems to be a family squabble turned deadly between three Chinese women. One dead. And the suspected murder weapon is a 'Samurai sword.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:21 PM (Ot3AL)


Shouldn't the survivors be canceled for appropriating Japanese culture?

Posted by: Dr. T at July 21, 2024 10:26 PM (R3B2/)

156 136 Two days ago in San Dimas, CA what seems to be a family squabble turned deadly between three Chinese women. One dead. And the suspected murder weapon is a 'Samurai sword.'
Posted by: Anna Puma

---------

Little did they realize that as Chinese, a samurai sword was completely outside their idiom.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 10:26 PM (jdHxK)

157 So who's going to Room 101?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2024 10:15 PM (1Nxff)


betrayal. It is always betrayal.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2024 10:26 PM (D7oie)

158 So no more threatening the Supreme Court. What other positives can we think of?
-
Basically anything that comes to mind.

Joe became the lamest of lame ducks this afternoon.

Posted by: Methos at July 21, 2024 10:26 PM (Dnobf)

159 The best part of the democrat convention, will be the accusations of racism and misogyny if they don't give Kumala the nomination. Or if anyone even tries to get HER nomination. Or if anyone gives her the side eye. Or if they don't applaud loudly enough for her. Or if anyone has an uncomfortable discussion about her IQ points. Or if anyone discusses her prior ho behavior.

Yeah, there are going to be accusations of racism.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 21, 2024 10:27 PM (0Htd1)

160 Gonna be some long faces tomorrow at work.

Nah. Nobody ever really like Joe regardless of what they said. They'll just replace the word "Joe" with "Kamala" like nothing ever happened.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 21, 2024 10:27 PM (/y8xj)

161 Two days ago in San Dimas, CA what seems to be a family squabble turned deadly between three Chinese women. One dead. And the suspected murder weapon is a 'Samurai sword.'
Posted by: Anna Puma

*********

That seems like aa bit of cultural appropriation.

Posted by: muldoon at July 21, 2024 10:27 PM (uCfKO)

162
It amazes me that at one time, every town had a fleet of guys with a fleet of trucks (they had uniforms too) that would go around and deliver milk and cream and other items every day if you wanted. And this paid a more or less living wage.


Comparing Soviet America with Heritage America this is one of the things that sticks out - how is it that you used to be able to make a decent wage doing work like this in the past? Three problems that Soviet America introduced:

1) Illegals/Immigrants driving down salaries
2) Inflation driving up the costs of everything
3) Taxes/regulations - back then you might be paying a few percent of your income in taxes, now for most people it is well over 50%.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2024 10:27 PM (oZhjI)

163 This is like getting Chernenko* after Brezhnev.

* I know, Andropov was between


The ABCs of Dead Russian Leaders:

https://tinyurl.com/2nm6jyae

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 10:27 PM (uxCna)

164 So who's going to Room 101?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2024 10:15 PM (1Nxff)

I was on a different show.

Posted by: Luke, Room 222 at July 21, 2024 10:27 PM (Aqu9a)

165 Still going to Texas.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 10:24 PM (u82oZ)


NaCly
I am holding you to your word on that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 21, 2024 10:28 PM (hOUT3)

166 137 I never saw that movie because they dicked it up so much. The book was pretty good though.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 10:14 PM (sAmhv)

The Sum of All Fears may have the greatest director commentary track ever. The director introduces himself.

Then Tom Clancy introduces himself as the guy who wrote the book that they ignored when they made this movie. Hilarity ensued.
Posted by: Methos



That's what annoyed me about the movie. The book was plausible. It made sense. The movie? WTF?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 10:28 PM (sAmhv)

167 Being ambidextrous is a good thing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2024 10:28 PM (5Seyi)

168 When God's Providence saved Donald Trump it also bloodied his right ear. I don't know how well you guys know Leviticus, but the priests of old had blood put on their right ear, the right thumb and their right big toe I believe to signify that they were God's men. I wonder if God marked. Donald Trump at the same moment that he saved him.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 21, 2024 10:28 PM (JOR6L)

169 Two days ago in San Dimas, CA what seems to be a family squabble turned deadly between three Chinese women. One dead. And the suspected murder weapon is a 'Samurai sword.'

Japan has cooler swords but China has Monkey Kings...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2024 10:28 PM (oZhjI)

170 33 LET ME OUT OF THIS CLOSET, YOU BASTARDS!
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at July 21, 2024 10:09 PM (uxCna)


*Sips a glass*
Did you hear something?
This is a fine Amontillado vintage *giggles*

Posted by: Hillary! at July 21, 2024 10:28 PM (gKWVE)

171 For the record, I would never have made it to the top if I was asleep. It was hard work!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 21, 2024 10:28 PM (jdHxK)

172
Cruella de Jill, "Now Joey dear do you want some resignation ice cream?"
Posted by: Anna Puma
---------------------------------

Yep. They're sitting on the front porch at Rehoboth and Joey asks,
aren't we going to work today? Jill says, no Joey, today is a holiday.
She (the maid) will say that every day for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 10:28 PM (lCWOD)

173 And Nina Jankowicz (remember her) is already explaining that saying Harris "slept her way to the top" is disinformation.

After all, the worst kind of disinformation is true disinformation.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 10:19 PM (uxCna)


It is wrong, MORALLY wrong to look down on a woman who gave beejers for promotions. Work is work.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2024 10:29 PM (D7oie)

174 That will be three weeks for Murder One. And 20 years for cultural appropriation.
Posted by: California Court


I shall respectfully withdraw from the race. This comment wins the samurai-sword snark contest.

Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2024 10:29 PM (DgGvY)

175 So Joey gets put out to pasture with some ice cream and a few tweens...what does Jill get?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2024 10:29 PM (oZhjI)

176 Being ambidextrous is a good thing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2024 10:28 PM (5Seyi)

**Wails** **Sobs**

Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 21, 2024 10:29 PM (Aqu9a)

177 He'll ask the maid to come watch him swim.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 10:29 PM (lCWOD)

178 >>Two days ago in San Dimas, CA what seems to be a family squabble turned deadly between three Chinese women. One dead. And the suspected murder weapon is a 'Samurai sword.'

San Dimas High School football rules!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 10:30 PM (LkLld)

179 Heard Obama on the radio talking about unity.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 10:25 PM (lCWOD)

Unity with a dead man?? Eww, I knew Barry was gay, but didn't know he liked cold cuts....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 21, 2024 10:30 PM (0eaVi)

180
So they shot at Trump and hit Biden. Typical CIA job.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2024 10:30 PM (1Nxff)

181 Didn't biden say Trump was his Veep?

So.....

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 21, 2024 10:30 PM (SDgnC)

182 175 So Joey gets put out to pasture with some ice cream and a few tweens...what does Jill get?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2024 10:29 PM (oZhjI)

To be Nora Desmond.

Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2024 10:30 PM (xJEPL)

183 37 Top pic has a Sinclair gas station in the background.

Their gas was unique because it was made exclusively from brontosauruses.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 10:10 PM (jdHxK)
----
WeSaySo

Posted by: Ciampino - ONT trailings #05 at July 21, 2024 10:30 PM (qfLjt)

184 Jiggly Jill is going to need therapy.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 21, 2024 10:31 PM (G8tt9)

185 Heard Obama on the radio talking about unity.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 10:25 PM (lCWOD)



Well, he's a communist.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 10:31 PM (sAmhv)

186 When I was a kid, somebody asked me if I wanted to go to KFC with him after school on Thursday night. I said sure.

I was looking forward to chicken. It was the Kids For Christ program. I was disappointed and hungry.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 21, 2024 10:31 PM (zyVQc)

187 **Wails** **Sobs**
Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 21, 2024 10:29 PM (Aqu9a)

LOL! Knew that was coming. But never not funny.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2024 10:31 PM (RpFn0)

188 175 So Joey gets put out to pasture with some ice cream and a few tweens...what does Jill get?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2024 10:29 PM (oZhjI)

I'm guessing hored help so she doesn't have to interact with Joe anymore.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 21, 2024 10:31 PM (tTbnc)

189 Jiggly Jill is going to need therapy.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram


Correct, regardless of verb tense.

Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2024 10:31 PM (DgGvY)

190 So who's going to Room 101?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2024 10:15 PM (1Nxff)

I was on a different show.
Posted by: Luke, Room 222 at July 21, 2024 10:27 PM (Aqu9a)

I'd rather be in a room with Karen Valentine.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 21, 2024 10:31 PM (0eaVi)

191 It occurs to me that I've experienced a lot of Worst Presidents Ever: Carter, Obama, Biden, and hopefully for a very brief period, Harris.

I also survived the fascist horrors of Nixon, Reagan, Bushes I and II, and Trump.

I've seen it all in my 29 years.
*puffs filterless Camel contemplatively in my leopard-print onesie*

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 21, 2024 10:31 PM (kpS4V)

192
Heard Obama on the radio talking about unity.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 10:25 PM (lCWOD)

_________

Collective leadership!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2024 10:32 PM (1Nxff)

193 175 So Joey gets put out to pasture with some ice cream and a few tweens...what does Jill get?
Posted by: 18-1
-------------------------

A dead chef or a live SS agent.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 10:32 PM (lCWOD)

194 1) How much money went into Biden Grift, Inc. for MushHead to quit?
A LOT![/]
2) Why didn't MushHead announce his "retirement" in a public statement?
He is not conscious and decision had to be made NOW.
3) What "sane" Caucasian elected Democrat male is going to challenge the San Francisco Head Hunter?

Male? Ok..

4) What are the odds that Hunter is pardoned on or about November 6th?
Very good odds.
5) MushHead did the right thing for the wrong reasons.
sure he did...
6) Did MushHead get to select the VP nominee along with all that sweet grift noted in Question 1?
NO.
7) How many attorney vacations will be paid for when all of the law suits are settled? Sharks Trial lawyers will find somebody who is criminally and/or civilly offended.
1,347 !

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2024 10:32 PM (V13WU)

195 >>It amazes me that at one time, every town had a fleet of guys with a fleet of trucks (they had uniforms too) that would go around and deliver milk and cream and other items every day if you wanted. And this paid a more or less living wage.

We still have one.

Cow Truck for the win!

https://cowtruck.com

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 10:32 PM (LkLld)

196 Basically anything that comes to mind.

Joe became the lamest of lame ducks this afternoon.
Posted by: Methos

Yes, and watch the blizzard of EOs fly.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 21, 2024 10:32 PM (vJiyU)

197 Hunter Biden better stay out of DC area parks. especially at night.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:32 PM (Ot3AL)

198 168 When God's Providence saved Donald Trump it also bloodied his right ear. I don't know how well you guys know Leviticus, but the priests of old had blood put on their right ear, the right thumb and their right big toe I believe to signify that they were God's men.

-----------

This seems like a better deal than having your foreskin lopped off.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 10:32 PM (jdHxK)

199 I've seen it all in my 29 years.
*puffs filterless Camel contemplatively in my leopard-print onesie*
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Go on. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2024 10:32 PM (5Seyi)

200 Why didn't MushHead announce his "retirement" in a public statement?

He didn't make the decision and Jill doesn't approve of it.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2024 10:33 PM (oZhjI)

201 In my local town discussion group someone was complaining about the increase in price of food. A few other people started mentioning their own stories of how much the prices has exploded and sure enough a couple of the town leftists dropped it to say:

1) Prices haven't gone up
2) The Price increases are because all the restaurant/grocery/food businesses got greedy at the same time
3) You are racist for talking about this
Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2024 10:23 PM (oZhjI)

=====

I hope there was much eyerolling and general contempt.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 21, 2024 10:33 PM (16NmB)

202 >>AN INFLUENCER has plunged to her death after slipping from the top of a waterfall while filming social media content.


I'd say the waterfall influenced her.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 10:33 PM (Pijte)

203 I've seen it all in my 29 years.
*puffs filterless Camel contemplatively in my leopard-print onesie*
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 21, 2024 10:31 PM (kpS4V)

You going to wear that to the Texas MoMee?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2024 10:33 PM (RpFn0)

204 So Joey gets put out to pasture with some ice cream and a few tweens...what does Jill get?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2024 10:29 PM (oZhjI)

Jill gets a set of steak knives

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 21, 2024 10:33 PM (sJHOI)

205 Y'all forgot about traitor Clinton.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 10:33 PM (lCWOD)

206 Being ambidextrous is a good thing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2024 10:28 PM (5Seyi)

It's long been a thing that bugs me about the TV crime procedural shows. The surgeon was left-handed, or the shooter was left-handed. Whatever. It's a trope for when the writer is stuck.

I am a southpaw, but I shoot right handed. Always have. I do want to learn to shoot lefty, though. Just because.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 21, 2024 10:33 PM (Ad8y9)

207 Where is Jimmy Carter?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:33 PM (Ot3AL)

208 188- Hired help.

Stupid autocucumber.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 21, 2024 10:33 PM (tTbnc)

209 I bet the women I work with will all be wearing their stupid pearl necklaces again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 21, 2024 10:33 PM (SDgnC)

210
Our high school history classes went to the town's movie theatre to view "Patton" in 1970. That would not occur today for numerous reasons, the most prominent of which would be that historical dramas are no longer made by Hollywood.

Posted by: Our Secret Service -- Anything But A Barely Sloped Roof! at July 21, 2024 10:33 PM (xG4kz)

211 Knew that was coming. But never not funny.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Well-telegraphed humor is just as good as the humor that comes out of left field.

Posted by: mikeski takes the Slauson cutoff at July 21, 2024 10:33 PM (DgGvY)

212 14
'Are there any sane Caucasian Democrat males?
'

They're as common as straight democrat males.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 21, 2024 10:34 PM (3wi/L)

213 This seems like a better deal than having your foreskin lopped off.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 10:32 PM (jdHxK)

I wish I was that lucky. I got the blind mohel.

Posted by: Shorty at July 21, 2024 10:34 PM (0eaVi)

214 Hey, want to buy one of my paintings?

Marked down from $500,000 to $250,000!

(sob)

Posted by: Hunter! at July 21, 2024 10:34 PM (uxCna)

215 I bet the women I work with will all be wearing their stupid pearl necklaces again.

The Paolo is how you say...ah yes...a giver.

Posted by: The Paolo at July 21, 2024 10:34 PM (oZhjI)

216 All Hail Eris

You are hot when you are pensive.

I pre-denounce myself.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 10:34 PM (u82oZ)

217 Leopard print onesie?

Boots or no boots?

Samurai sword or not?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:34 PM (Ot3AL)

218 >>Why didn't MushHead announce his "retirement" in a public statement?


Dunno.
Why didn't I get a big, public, honorable send-off like McCain?

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at July 21, 2024 10:34 PM (Pijte)

219 Obama was on the bottom half but not the worst. He was better than (say) Lyndon Johnson. Clinton was on the top half.
Biden's seriously knocking on Franklin Pierce's door.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 21, 2024 10:35 PM (gKWVE)

220 The Biden Klan was holding out for a sweetheart deal to drop out. Expect Dr Jill and Hunter to be joining a DC think tank or Board members to some big paying positions.

All Joe wanted was the ice cream for life and to have young girls with freshly washed hair with Breck shampoo t for him to sniff.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 21, 2024 10:35 PM (zyVQc)

221 Chip Roy
@chiproytx·33m
Where is Joe Biden? No, really… where is he?

Sean Davis
@seanmdav·38m
Is it just me, or does it kinda feel like they took Biden to Delaware for one last walk on the beach and nap in the sun before they scratch him behind the ears one last time and take him to the vet?

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 21, 2024 10:35 PM (9aVck)

222 Heard Obama on the radio talking about unity.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 10:25 PM (lCWOD)

_________

Collective leadership!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2024 10:32 PM (1Nxff)

The Revolution is for all people!

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 21, 2024 10:35 PM (sJHOI)

223 I am a southpaw, but I shoot right handed. Always have. I do want to learn to shoot lefty, though. Just because.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Start with golf.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 21, 2024 10:35 PM (G8tt9)

224 You going to wear that to the Texas MoMee?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2024 10:33 PM (RpFn0)
--

It's strictly a NoVaMoMee ensemble. You Texas hicks wouldn't get it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 21, 2024 10:35 PM (kpS4V)

225 11
'But, more importantly, was the video saved?'

No shit. I scanned that whole article for that. The girl dies to make a video and they don't even post it? What a gyp.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 21, 2024 10:35 PM (3wi/L)

226 217 Leopard print onesie?

Boots or no boots?

Samurai sword or not?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:34 PM (Ot3AL)


Very vivid image you are creating there, Anna!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 21, 2024 10:35 PM (hOUT3)

227 I bet the women I work with will all be wearing their stupid pearl necklaces again.
Posted by: nurse ratched


No need for mineral supplements when there's that much irony.

Posted by: mikeski takes the Slauson cutoff at July 21, 2024 10:36 PM (DgGvY)

228 I wonder if they even bother with juicing Joe up anymore. The Handlers will probably wheel him out once a week so he can say words in public.

Your President, hard at work for the American people!

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 10:36 PM (/7KEl)

229 >>I'd say the waterfall influenced her.

It's like I always say, don't go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 10:36 PM (LkLld)

230 Expect Dr Jill and Hunter to be joining a DC think tank or Board members to some big paying positions.

I think that the moment the Bidens lose power, they will be thrown to the wolves.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 10:36 PM (uxCna)

231 >>Why didn't MushHead announce his "retirement" in a public statement?


Because they knew they couldn't make it happen through an alleged leak like they did with my (forced) retirement plans - they had to put it in writing.

Posted by: Justice Breyer at July 21, 2024 10:36 PM (Pijte)

232 209 I bet the women I work with will all be wearing their stupid pearl necklaces again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 21, 2024 10:33 PM (SDgnC)
--///

LOL, wearing a pearl necklace in solidarity with Kumala?!?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 21, 2024 10:36 PM (kpS4V)

233 Being an influencer sucked. I miscalculated. Sigh.

Posted by: The Influencer at July 21, 2024 10:37 PM (mH6SG)

234 The first person to get a book out about the past month will, or at least should, make a fortune.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 21, 2024 10:24 PM (R3B2/)

The books will come after the election by the approved hacks.

Posted by: hart at July 21, 2024 10:37 PM (yFtHm)

235 >>>every town had a fleet of guys with a fleet of trucks (they had uniforms too) that would go around and deliver milk and cream and other items every day if you wanted
~~~~~

We've still got milk delivery by me!

https://tinyurl.com/3kk5ywsf

Posted by: IrishEi at July 21, 2024 10:37 PM (3ImbR)

236 AN INFLUENCER has plunged to her death after slipping from the top of a waterfall while filming social media content.

Everybody thought she had potential, they just didn't think it was kinetic.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 21, 2024 10:37 PM (dZVON)

237 *puffs filterless Camel contemplatively in my leopard-print onesie*


Do I know you?

(grew up in Pennsyltucky)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 10:37 PM (sAmhv)

238 I bet the women I work with will all be wearing their stupid pearl necklaces again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 21, 2024 10:33 PM (SDgnC)

And all the men will have satisfied smiles?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 21, 2024 10:37 PM (0eaVi)

239 Am I reading t his right that some idiot in our idiot Air Force ordered a B-52 to fly toward Russian airspace.

Or did someone get a go message on the CRM-114?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 21, 2024 10:37 PM (YIxO9)

240 I am a southpaw, but I shoot right handed. Always have.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


Rifles righty, pistols lefty, like the space marine in the original Doom game? You could be cross-dominant, left-handed but right-eyed.

Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2024 10:37 PM (DgGvY)

241 I think that the moment the Bidens lose power, they will be thrown to the wolves.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 10:36 PM (uxCna)

That would be great

Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2024 10:37 PM (xJEPL)

242 Martha Brennan over at CBS debunked the the notion of the MSM colluding to hide Bidens decline as Russian disinformaion. They are scrambling to get their credibility back. Kamala has a better shot of getting her virginity back.

Posted by: laurainMD at July 21, 2024 10:37 PM (oXMjV)

243 *cues up some ZZ Top*

"Pearl Necklace" or "Tube Snake Boogie"

Which is Kamala's theme?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:38 PM (Ot3AL)

244 >>I think that the moment the Bidens lose power, they will be thrown to the wolves.


This.
They will be forgotten by the MSM and Dems before the limo gets him to the AFB.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 10:38 PM (Pijte)

245 Night all!

Posted by: Piper at July 21, 2024 10:38 PM (IUV3m)

246
I bet the women I work with will all be wearing their stupid pearl necklaces again.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Perhaps you should explain the double entendre of that "tribute" to them.

Posted by: Our Secret Service -- Anything But A Barely Sloped Roof! at July 21, 2024 10:38 PM (xG4kz)

247 My question is :
Does Biden know he's dropped out?
Anyone told him?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 21, 2024 10:38 PM (Ka3bZ)

248 This seems like a better deal than having your foreskin lopped off.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 10:32 PM (jdHxK)

LOL, it really does. Particularly since the blood came from an animal sacrifice instead of the priests being sanctified and marked.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 21, 2024 10:38 PM (JOR6L)

249 I imagine the chicken is cut up in such a way such that there are no identifiable pieces - just like in Chinatown.
Posted by: Tonypete

There was a time, shortly after Colonel Sanders sold the company that they were doing that in American KFC's. I had stopped going there because one of the pieces would look like it was half a thigh. IIRC, Sanders threatened a lawsuit, and they fixed the problem.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 21, 2024 10:38 PM (0Htd1)

250 Good night Piper!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 21, 2024 10:39 PM (kpS4V)

251 Ever see the movie "The Death of Stalin"? Stalin is dying, and there is a mad scramble for power, with plots and counter-plots. I bet the White House looks like that now.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 21, 2024 10:39 PM (dze4C)

252 Breaking: Citing a business slowdown, Burisma Holdings has announced that Hunter Biden has been placed on indefinite unpaid leave.

Developing...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 10:39 PM (jdHxK)

253 Chip Roy is a wind sock.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 10:39 PM (lCWOD)

254
By noon tomorrow Hunter will have fewer friends than a guy who's been a hermit for 40 years.
Posted by: Gref

=============

Ah, I think I get it. Still, it's a bit surprising as I think of lawyers at least as willing to hang around as long as there's a morsel of chum.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 10:39 PM (lCaJd)

255 Starting to think that we need to be in Texas this October. Couldn't make it last year. pretty sure y'all missed me. *demure cough*

Bet I could talk the Missus into going. She loved Fort Worth. But last time we wasted too much vacation time going to San Antonio. the entire downtown was under construction. Literally. Not even kidding.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 21, 2024 10:39 PM (Ad8y9)

256 Dr. T

Writhe that book yourself!

Tenure? What tenure. Use D.J. Sefton as your non de plume.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 10:39 PM (u82oZ)

257 Write. Sheesh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 10:39 PM (u82oZ)

258 By noon tomorrow Hunter will have fewer friends than a guy who's been a hermit for 40 years.
Posted by: Gref

I'm worried about the market for his art pieces

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 21, 2024 10:40 PM (sJHOI)

259 197 Hunter Biden better stay out of DC area parks. especially at night.
Posted by: Anna Puma



Come to us, Hunter. We all float down here.

Posted by: Fort Marcy Park at July 21, 2024 10:40 PM (sAmhv)

260 Night Piper, may your Roomba be spider free and your hood vent peaceful and quiet!

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 21, 2024 10:40 PM (iZbyp)

261 Chum?

Lawyers will stay as long as the price is right and the check clears.

Like mercenaries.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:40 PM (Ot3AL)

262 A gentleman never tells about pearl necklaces.
Or cream pies.
Oh who am I kidding, I've been bragging about bagging that skank for decades!

Posted by: Willie! at July 21, 2024 10:40 PM (gKWVE)

263 >>Ever see the movie "The Death of Stalin"? Stalin is dying, and there is a mad scramble for power, with plots and counter-plots. I bet the White House looks like that now.

Read this.

https://tinyurl.com/3wwhbkrj

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 10:40 PM (LkLld)

264 ghost of hallelujah

Exhibits A - Z in the corruption trial to come.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 10:41 PM (u82oZ)

265 Keye Luke had 231 acting credits. Around 100 movies. Mucho television. Never lacked work, for sure.

Posted by: #1 Son at July 21, 2024 10:41 PM (V5BDR)

266 I think that the moment the Bidens lose power, they will be thrown to the wolves.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 10:36 PM (uxCna)

Instant bankruptcy.

Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2024 10:41 PM (xJEPL)

267 You'd think he's alive, otherwise the VP would try to get the word out so she can take office. Even just incapacitated, they could get together and 25th him. But the Rs could refuse to go along....
Posted by: OrangeEnt

I think he's gone, or the next closest thing to it. The puppet masters need Joey's signature on some Pardons and Executive Orders before they announce his death/resignation. That insulates Kamala from any blowups.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2024 10:41 PM (VNX3d)

268 Writhe?

Funny just saw in the movie rack at work Lair of the White Worm

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:41 PM (Ot3AL)

269 257 Write. Sheesh.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


The AI is on fire tonight!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 21, 2024 10:41 PM (hOUT3)

270 I wonder if whatever chemical cocktail they gave Biden for the debate has rendered him unable to continue the race? Perhaps that's why they claimed he had COVID...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2024 10:42 PM (oZhjI)

271 Once the dollar shit the bed in the 70s, the oil embargos, and the general emissions requirements for automobiles that all went away, along with the milkman incidentally.

It amazes me that at one time, every town had a fleet of guys with a fleet of trucks (they had uniforms too) that would go around and deliver milk and cream and other items every day if you wanted. And this paid a more or less living wage.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 21, 2024 10:22 PM (vzewd)


this is the perfect example of deadweight loss due to falling profitability. when the cost of employing people goes up relative to the profits of a business, either through mandatory minimum pay and benefits, or because of inflation outstripping price increases, the non-profitable sectors of a business get eliminated. Generally the least profitable parts of the business are the ones for customer experience, clean windows, oil checks, cleaning the toilet, decent toilet paper, you name it
Customers, by the way are both internal and external.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2024 10:42 PM (D7oie)

272 Starting to think that we need to be in Texas this October. Couldn't make it last year. pretty sure y'all missed me. *demure cough*

Bet I could talk the Missus into going. She loved Fort Worth. But last time we wasted too much vacation time going to San Antonio. the entire downtown was under construction. Literally. Not even kidding.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
---
Yes, we did miss both you and the lovely Mrs. Hope to see you this year.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 21, 2024 10:42 PM (iZbyp)

273
I wonder if Biden will ever return to the White House. I wonder if he'll ever make another public speaking appearance.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 10:42 PM (lCaJd)

274 >>>4) What are the odds that Hunter is pardoned on or about November 6th?

Not just Hunter. Also Jill, his brother James, and anyone else on the inside of their criminality.

Don't think he'll try to pardon himself though. It wouldn't pass constitutional muster. Plus his DOJ already ruled he's incompetent.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 21, 2024 10:42 PM (klJTj)

275 JackStraw, the way I heard it put once, the leftist coalition is basically made up of various factions that hate each others guts, but will work together insofar to loot the public treasury.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 21, 2024 10:42 PM (vzewd)

276 241 I think that the moment the Bidens lose power, they will be thrown to the wolves.
Posted by: The ARC of History
------------------------

Something's up with both the Clintons and the Obama's (Valerie and Susan) throwing their support to Kaumala.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 10:42 PM (lCWOD)

277 https://tinyurl.com/234pgoyr

Kamala gives interview

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 21, 2024 10:42 PM (g9R7b)

278 Via InstaPundit:

Howie Carr: So long, Joe Biden, the worst president, ever.

The. Worst. President. Ever.

When do you think they’ll let Dementia Joe know that he’s officially dropped out?

Who could have ever imagined that Biden would be dumped before Bob Menendez?

The Deep State has been telling us for four years about those 81 million ballots, er votes, that he got. But now his own comrades throw him under the bus like he’s… Andrew Cuomo or Sam Brinton.

For once, Obama was right: “Never underestimate Joe’s ability to bleep things up.”

It’s hard to know who’s going to need grief counselors more: the mullahs in Tehran, the greed-crazed oligarchs in Ukraine, or the Red Chinese butchers.

Quick, someone grab KJP’s belt and shoelaces. She’s going the way of Claudine Gay, for sure.

National Panhandler Radio has begun playing an endless loop of the Funeral March, like Radio Moscow when Joe Stalin stopped breathing in 1953. It’s what the apparatchiks do.

The biggest difference between Jimmy Carter and Joe Biden was that Carter was at least trying to do the right thing by the United States of America.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 21, 2024 10:42 PM (TGPs7)

279 266 I think that the moment the Bidens lose power, they will be thrown to the wolves.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 10:36 PM (uxCna)

-----------

We'll need our Corvette back, Mr. President.

Posted by: General Motors at July 21, 2024 10:42 PM (jdHxK)

280 Unity! That was SO last week.

Just saw a headline on Bing home page: Nikki Haley PAC pledges support for Kamala.

Sisterhood rules, I guess?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 10:42 PM (Pijte)

281 Anna Puma

Glad you are amused. I'm the plucky comic relief tonight, with my typing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 10:42 PM (u82oZ)

282 Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 10:37 PM (sAmhv)
---/

What's the mood in Capital City? I remember the gloomth in some 9th Floor offices when Trump won the first time (the troops loved it, but some lib govvies wore the "Resistance" paperclip on their badges).

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 21, 2024 10:43 PM (kpS4V)

283 That insulates Kamala from any blowups.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2024 10:41 PM (VNX3d)


Dolls not jobs?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 21, 2024 10:43 PM (d8zPm)

284 By noon tomorrow Hunter will have fewer friends than a guy who's been a hermit for 40 years.

Bets that Hunter's "sugar brother" will still "loan" him millions of dollars?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 10:43 PM (uxCna)

285 Joe's bad debate was a month ago, but they didn't throw him under the bus until the failed assassination attempt on President Trump.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 21, 2024 10:43 PM (3ImbR)

286 Rifles righty, pistols lefty, like the space marine in the original Doom game? You could be cross-dominant, left-handed but right-eyed.
Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2024 10:37 PM (DgGvY)
---
For me it was always right. Partly because my right eye is sharper, but also just because that's how I learned. But I believe I could shoot pistols lefty more easily than rifles.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 21, 2024 10:43 PM (Ad8y9)

287 So no more threatening the Supreme Court. What other positives can we think of?
Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2024 10:22 PM (xJEPL)


I dunno, man. I think it means Joe has no restraints beyond stairs.
(Unless he starts wandering at night)

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2024 10:43 PM (D7oie)

288 I would not be shocked in the least to learn that Joe still doesn’t know nor would I be shocked if we never see him in public again….

A not-live press release on X is just…. Weird. Can we get proof of life?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 21, 2024 10:43 PM (xT8gx)

289 Wait

Kamala is BFFs with Otto Pilot?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:44 PM (Ot3AL)

290 All this crap going on based on a post in social media.
We've heard nothing from the president
We've heard nothing from the vice president
The media is going apeshit.
Just who the Fu*k is running the country???

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2024 10:44 PM (W/lyH)

291 >>Quick, someone grab KJP’s belt and shoelaces. She’s going the way of Claudine Gay, for sure.



Oh please, evict all the clowns, including the Surgeon General.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 10:44 PM (Pijte)

292
Is it just me, or does it kinda feel like they took Biden to Delaware for one last walk on the beach and nap in the sun before they scratch him behind the ears one last time and take him to the vet?
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe


Come, Joe, it's time to cross the Rainbow Bridge!

Posted by: Our Secret Service -- Anything But A Barely Sloped Roof! at July 21, 2024 10:44 PM (xG4kz)

293 Why didn't MushHead announce his "retirement" in a public statement?

If he was on All The Drugs, he wouldn't be willing to make that statement. He could still beat Trump like a red-headed pony soldier, you know.

If he was not on All The Drugs, he'd probably name Putin as his replacement on the ticket. Or Reagan. 50/50 chance of either.

Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2024 10:44 PM (DgGvY)

294 258 By noon tomorrow Hunter will have fewer friends than a guy who's been a hermit for 40 years.
Posted by: Gref

I'm worried about the market for his art pieces

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 21, 2024 10:40 PM (sJHOI)


The market for his art will be booming the next several days, at Goodwill stores in the Hamptons.

Posted by: Gref at July 21, 2024 10:44 PM (5fDan)

295 so the WH COS is the defacto president

?

"Meanwhile, I am in charge here at the White House..."

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 10:45 PM (/7KEl)

296 Joe Biden
President of the United States
Washington D. C.
Hours: M-F, 10 am - 4 pm
Rehoboth Beach, DE
Hours: Permanently Closed

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 21, 2024 10:45 PM (G8tt9)

297 65
"Vincero" from Turandot opera by Puccini.
Means "I shall win" and is a favorite in sports.

Posted by: Ciampino - ONT trailings #06 at July 21, 2024 10:45 PM (qfLjt)

298 I bet the women I work with will all be wearing their stupid pearl necklaces again.
Posted by: nurse ratched



Heh!

https://youtu.be/_9Tg-JsMS-E?si=lvGobXlsUrqWa_w3

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 10:45 PM (sAmhv)

299 >>A not-live press release on X is just…. Weird. Can we get proof of life?


My thoughts exactly.
Has he had an "accident?"

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 10:45 PM (Pijte)

300 272 Starting to think that we need to be in Texas this October. Couldn't make it last year.
...
Posted by: screaming in digital
-------------------------

Move it up to November to be on the safe side.
Vote absentee first, of course.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 10:46 PM (lCWOD)

301 Good evening. Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum. Influencers endless stream of posts is no longer current. Six hours...painful way to go.

Posted by: scampydog at July 21, 2024 10:46 PM (41CYW)

302 Hunter Biden better stay out of DC area parks. especially at night.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:32 PM (Ot3AL)

Airplanes (Ron Brown)(TWA 700)
Ponds/Lakes (Tafari Campbell)
Parks (Vince Foster)(Chandra Levy)
NW DC (Seth Rich)


Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2024 10:46 PM (Aqu9a)

303 >>>Aanvi Kamdar tragically tumbled down a 300ft-tall gorge as she recorded her surroundings for her 300,000 followers.

But, how dedicated was she to her craft? Did she continue to record and comment all the way down?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 21, 2024 10:46 PM (klJTj)

304 Is Winnie the Xi pining for the fjords?

Or is he just another brick in the Three Gorges Dam?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:46 PM (Ot3AL)

305 Joe's bad debate was a month ago, but they didn't throw him under the bus until the failed assassination attempt on President Trump.
Posted by: IrishEi

Funny, that.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 21, 2024 10:46 PM (qZEuM)

306 I liked the little psychiatrist van that used to come around my neighborhood. Had a bell, like the Good Humor man.

Posted by: In Treatment at July 21, 2024 10:46 PM (V5BDR)

307 In re: Milkmen on the days of yore.

In today's society, there are plenty of people who make a living off Door Dash. While not exactly the same thing, there are similarities.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 21, 2024 10:46 PM (tTbnc)

308 Oh please, evict all the clowns, including the Surgeon General.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 10:44 PM (Pijte)

Nah, it's clowns all the way down. This is a party that is dedicated to canceling people for not agreeing that men can become women and fronthole and birthing person are not only reasonable terms but the only reasonable ones.

Posted by: send in the replacement clowns at July 21, 2024 10:46 PM (Hp9hg)

309 It amazes me that at one time, every town had a fleet of guys with a fleet of trucks (they had uniforms too) that would go around and deliver milk and cream and other items every day if you wanted. And this paid a more or less living wage.
Posted by: Common Tater


I was kind of surprised that dairy distributors didn't start up delivery services during the coof. Seems like it would have been an easy model to make profitable. "Four free TP rolls with every weekly subscription" - like that sort of thing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2024 10:47 PM (IG4Id)

310 You know I'm pretty sure that the last name of the wrestler Kamala is actually Harris.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 21, 2024 10:47 PM (muqiQ)

311 Ya know today was a good day. And the week since last Sunday has been a good week.

We should enjoy this, as the last 3 1/2 years we had little cause for unbridled exuberance.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 10:47 PM (u82oZ)

312 That Dr. Jill. She's always such a Divan!


*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 21, 2024 10:47 PM (kQgoX)

313 Ron Brown was over Jugoslavia in a USAF T-43.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:47 PM (Ot3AL)

314 15 KFC is big in China. They're all over the place.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 10:05 PM (jdHxK)

#1 seller: Mao Ze Dung POW! chicken

Posted by: Kamala Harris for Preznit at July 21, 2024 10:47 PM (NMT5x)

315 My thoughts exactly.
Has he had an "accident?"
Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 10:45 PM (Pijte)

Other than the usual boom-boom in his pants, of course…. :-)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 21, 2024 10:47 PM (xT8gx)

316 With middle class Joe from Scranton out, I'm happier than ever that Trump took J.D. Vance.

Trump now has the prefect surrogate in place right where he's going to be needed most, no matter who Harris takes-- but especially if she takes Shapiro.

Rubio or Burgum wouldn't have the same potential to help Trump, at least at the margins, in the 3 big rust belt swing states, imo.

I question whether Harris will run as well (relatively) in the rust belt as Biden had been. She doesn't seem like a rust belt kinda gal.

Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2024 10:47 PM (NLIak)

317 I think they made him do so much to prove he was fit after the debate they just about killed him. And by they, I mean Jill.
Posted by: Piper at July 21, 2024 10:25 PM (p4NUW)


Presidentin' requires a lot of delegation to seriously committed people, or energy and stamina like the Tasmanian Devil and Joe never had either one.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2024 10:47 PM (D7oie)

318 Hang in there Salty Dawg!

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:48 PM (Ot3AL)

319 282 Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 10:37 PM (sAmhv)
---/

What's the mood in Capital City? I remember the gloomth in some 9th Floor offices when Trump won the first time (the troops loved it, but some lib govvies wore the "Resistance" paperclip on their badges).
Posted by: All Hail Eris



Actually, I don't know. I work midshift now. Gloomy (Biden was a good man!) and Hopeful (A Woman of Kolor!!) probably. I live in a bubble. They have no idea what the mood for the rest of the country is like. They don't care.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 10:48 PM (sAmhv)

320 >>>If he was not on All The Drugs, he'd probably name Putin as his replacement on the ticket. Or Reagan. 50/50 chance of either.
Posted by: mikeski
----------------------

Can't do that. He's the president of Ukraine.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 10:48 PM (lCWOD)

321 Makes me smile to think Hunter is running through all his money contacts and getting the same reply.

New phone. Who dis?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 21, 2024 10:48 PM (u73oe)

322 106 Bought two Subway sandwiches for the wife and I tonight. It cost $29 dollars.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 21, 2024 10:20 PM (TZcgD)


Ouch! In the before times (Trump economy), KFC had a $5 fill up lunch meal. Breast, or thigh and drummy, mashed taters and gravy, biscuit, drink AND a cookie! Man that was a great value.

Posted by: Kamala Harris for Preznit at July 21, 2024 10:49 PM (NMT5x)

323 Having your groceries you ordered online selected by others and delivered to your car is pretty close to milk delivered.

It is convenient for busy people.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 10:49 PM (u82oZ)

324 Pretty soon Hunter will be on OnlyFans getting peed on by Thai ladyboys.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:49 PM (Ot3AL)

325 Ya know today was a good day. And the week since last Sunday has been a good week.

We should enjoy this, as the last 3 1/2 years we had little cause for unbridled exuberance.

Posted by: NaCly Dog
---
My inner Eeyore won't allow unbridled exuberance (except at MoMes), but I will crack a smile at the chaos and infighting, and try to prepare for the next shoe to drop.

And thank God for sparing PDJT to fight another day.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 21, 2024 10:49 PM (iZbyp)

326 Just who the Fu*k is running the country???

A troop of pygmy lemurs.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 21, 2024 10:50 PM (dZVON)

327 I'll bet Netanyahu is laughing his ass off.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 10:50 PM (jdHxK)

328 When God's Providence saved Donald Trump it also bloodied his right ear. I don't know how well you guys know Leviticus, but the priests of old had blood put on their right ear, the right thumb and their right big toe I believe to signify that they were God's men. I wonder if God marked. Donald Trump at the same moment that he saved him.
Posted by: Redbanzai at July 21, 2024 10:28 PM (JOR6L)


well, that puts a whole new complexion on his comment, "where's my shoes?"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2024 10:50 PM (D7oie)

329 304 Is Winnie the Xi pining for the fjords?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:46 PM (Ot3AL)


No-one knows. He was seen at on the first day of a four day meeting of big shots. He failed to show for the last three days and there are rumours of a stroke.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 21, 2024 10:51 PM (d8zPm)

330 Hi, Salty

I can't do exuberance. I do angst. It's genetic, probably.

Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2024 10:51 PM (NLIak)

331 A troop of pygmy lemurs.

That would be an improvement over the ADHD clowns infesting the White House

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:51 PM (Ot3AL)

332 Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)


There are Comments?

Who knew

Posted by: Miklos from team Biden, "polishing his resume" at July 21, 2024 10:51 PM (XIkHl)

333 Anna Puma

Thank you. I am encouraged. Just not typing well.

Doing better than my wife, who can't figure out any part of Chariots of Fire. Even with my help.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 10:51 PM (u82oZ)

334 dammit! Since the sock is still on, i'll throw this on there from the end of the last thread.

Kamala slogans write themselves...

*standing at the Brandenburg Gate*

Ich Bin Ein Schlukener

Posted by: Kamala Harris for Preznit at July 21, 2024 10:51 PM (NMT5x)

335 Studebaker milk van:

https://tinyurl.com/2ddnsb3h

And the tune for it:

https://youtu.be/8Mc2pBJzI0g

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2024 10:51 PM (RpFn0)

336 In today's society, there are plenty of people who make a living off Door Dash. While not exactly the same thing, there are similarities.
-------

The reason I mentioned it is precisely because nobody is buying a house and buying a car and raising children on Door Dash. Of course they aren't the same thing, if I'd said that maybe you'd have a point - but my point is they aren't even in the same ball park.

It's difficult to truly understand what we lose when the money and finances are queered. Through a lens darkly, I remember some of it. In those days "consumer credit" almost didn't exist, too. There were diners club cards, and maybe American express. Revolving credit was for suckers, even poor people knew that.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 21, 2024 10:51 PM (vzewd)

337 I'll bet Netanyahu is laughing his ass off.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

For the Win! He should blow up a few out houses in Gaza to commemorate the memory of Joe Biden.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 21, 2024 10:52 PM (G8tt9)

338
Just saw a headline on Bing home page: Nikki Haley PAC pledges support for Kamala.

Sisterhood rules, I guess?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 10:42 PM (Pijte)

How perfidious... and aren't we glad we dodged that bullet?

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 21, 2024 10:52 PM (JOR6L)

339 I think there may be legal reasons to prove that Joe is still around. He go elected from the basement, but he is the President with legal obligations beyond the Edith Wilson reasons.

Cucaracha

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 10:52 PM (QSrLX)

340 297
Vincero was also used by British Airways in a very nice commercial in the late 80s or early 90s.

Posted by: Ciampino - ONT trailings #07 at July 21, 2024 10:52 PM (qfLjt)

341 But, how dedicated was she to her craft? Did she continue to record and comment all the way down?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

Limestone ouch.
Limb ouch
Outcropping ouch.
Boulder ouch
Bottom.......

Posted by: influencer no more at July 21, 2024 10:52 PM (vJiyU)

342 Xi has stroke

Trump plays golf

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at July 21, 2024 10:52 PM (XIkHl)

343 >>I was kind of surprised that dairy distributors didn't start up delivery services during the coof. Seems like it would have been an easy model to make profitable. "Four free TP rolls with every weekly subscription" - like that sort of thing.

Royal Crest Dairy in Denver still delivers weekly.
Such a great thing. Problem is that in recent years it's gotten so expensive (in line w/other groceries) that we had to stop.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 10:52 PM (Pijte)

344 Good evening, dear Horde. I'm extremely disappointed that shit-for-brains dropped out of the race.

Posted by: Ladyl at July 21, 2024 10:53 PM (T5LiU)

345 mnw

Good to see you.
Angst, eh. There are answers to that as a boudoir photographer at an assisted living hotel.

Should have an email to you and others soon. Working some scheduling issues.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 10:53 PM (u82oZ)

346 >>I'll bet Netanyahu is laughing his ass off.

Imagine how Donnie Two Scoops feels right now. First he took down the inevitable Hillary and her machine. Then he beat the Russia and Ukraine hoaxes. Then he beat Biden's lawfare and now he's beaten Joe and completely taken over the Republican Party.

That's pretty impressive for a loudmouth real estate developer from Queens.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 10:53 PM (LkLld)

347 >>Limestone ouch.
Limb ouch
Outcropping ouch.
Boulder ouch
Bottom.......

Two stars. . . NO! One star, ONE STAAAAARRRRR!
*sploosh*

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 10:53 PM (Pijte)

348 Re: the Patton theme: That's gold, Jerry! Gold!"

Posted by: 496 at July 21, 2024 10:53 PM (35Sm6)

349 I think he's gone, or the next closest thing to it. The puppet masters need Joey's signature on some Pardons and Executive Orders before they announce his death/resignation. That insulates Kamala from any blowups.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf


I think there been a stack of signed papers locked away in a Delaware safe for months now. They knew this was coming.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2024 10:54 PM (IG4Id)

350 REDACTED looks banninated still

Posted by: Willie! at July 21, 2024 10:54 PM (gKWVE)

351 Having your groceries you ordered online selected by others and delivered to your car is pretty close to milk delivered.
It is convenient for busy people.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 10:49 PM (u82oZ)
~~~~~

Convenient, yes, but more expensive.

When my sons were young, I got milk delivered: 4 gallons, twice a week. It wasn't cheap, but it sure was worth it.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 21, 2024 10:54 PM (3ImbR)

352 You know:

Biden appeared adamant about staying in the race up through last night.

We're informed of his withdrawal via a Twitter post with no presidential letterhead visible.

And now his official schedule for the upcoming week has been posted and...it's a complete blank. No events scheduled.

Did we just undergo a coup?

Posted by: Dr. T at July 21, 2024 10:54 PM (R3B2/)

353 I was kind of surprised that dairy distributors didn't start up delivery services during the coof. Seems like it would have been an easy model to make profitable. "Four free TP rolls with every weekly subscription" - like that sort of thing.


Where legal, we deliver pot with every pizza

Or vice-versa

Posted by: Miklosian Pizzafications LLC at July 21, 2024 10:55 PM (XIkHl)

354 Beware the Trump Curse.

It's like every Scooby villain, they don't take the team seriously. Then it's too late.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:55 PM (Ot3AL)

355 Did we just undergo a coup?

Yes. Second one in four years.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 21, 2024 10:55 PM (dZVON)

356 Did we just undergo a coup?
Posted by: Dr. T

Yes.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 21, 2024 10:55 PM (G8tt9)

357 I've seen it all in my 29 years.
*puffs filterless Camel contemplatively in my leopard-print onesie*
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 21, 2024 10:31 PM (kpS4V)

Does the smoke bother the hampsters you have in your pockets?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 21, 2024 10:55 PM (dze4C)

358 Pug, don't shoot an FN-49 left handed, the chances are it will chuck the spent brass right up your nose.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2024 10:55 PM (D7oie)

359 Leave the gavel. Take the cannoli.

Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at July 21, 2024 10:55 PM (jdHxK)

360 On topic of Netanyahu, Adidas is making antisemites like VD mad. So anyone looking for alternatives to Nike, Adidas seems legit.

Posted by: usually wears New Balance anyway at July 21, 2024 10:56 PM (gKWVE)

361 I think Carter was worse than Biden. In large part because I don't think Biden was the author of events in his presidency in any meaningful sense. As a president Biden was an almost total non entity.

Posted by: hart at July 21, 2024 10:56 PM (yFtHm)

362 I can't do exuberance. I do angst. It's genetic, probably.
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2024 10:51 PM (NLIak)


Hey, me too!

Actually, angst is all I do. That and self-loathing.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 21, 2024 10:56 PM (R3B2/)

363 >>When my sons were young

I thought you were 29.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 10:56 PM (LkLld)

364 nah, curbside pickup is free if you spend $35

where I shop Anyway

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 10:56 PM (/7KEl)

365 Ya think?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 21, 2024 10:56 PM (vzewd)

366 We're informed of his withdrawal via a Twitter post with no presidential letterhead visible.

And now his official schedule for the upcoming week has been posted and...it's a complete blank. No events scheduled.

Did we just undergo a coup?
Posted by: Dr. T at July 21, 2024 10:54 PM (R3B2/)

It was stated in a previous thread that using Presidential letterhead for a "political" message would be a violation of the Hatch Act.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2024 10:56 PM (RpFn0)

367 More like "coup coup for Coup Coup Puffs."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:56 PM (Ot3AL)

368 We're informed of his withdrawal via a Twitter post with no presidential letterhead visible.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 21, 2024 10:54 PM (R3B2/)


Jacob Dreizen says all the posts have come from Joe's personal twitter not @POTUS. He speculates the coup is the WH staff rather than the deep state and that they don't have access to @POTUS.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 21, 2024 10:56 PM (d8zPm)

369 Beware the Trump Curse.

It's like every Scooby villain, they don't take the team seriously. Then it's too late.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:55 PM (Ot3AL)

It's that they roll up in that comically painted van and act like such dorks!

Posted by: Old Man Jenkins at July 21, 2024 10:57 PM (Aqu9a)

370 Salty's right (of course). The next few months (years?) are gonna be crazy, but we can still look back on recent events and laugh in amazement at how quickly things can get deeply weird. I STILL laugh thinking about the Young Turks on election night.

Fear not, Trump is coming!

https://tinyurl.com/984aw4bu

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 21, 2024 10:57 PM (kpS4V)

371 That's pretty impressive for a loudmouth real estate developer from Queens.
Posted by: JackStraw

Only American President to visit North Korea

Posted by: Miklos sees possibilities at July 21, 2024 10:57 PM (XIkHl)

372 Did we just undergo a coup?

Hello again my friend.

Posted by: 2020 at July 21, 2024 10:57 PM (oZhjI)

373 I can't do exuberance. I do angst. It's genetic, probably.
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2024 10:51 PM (NLIak)


Hey, me too!

Actually, angst is all I do. That and self-loathing.
Posted by: Dr. T

Cranky. I'm good at cranky.

Posted by: influencer no more at July 21, 2024 10:57 PM (vJiyU)

374 I think Carter was worse than Biden. In large part because I don't think Biden was the author of events in his presidency in any meaningful sense. As a president Biden was an almost total non entity.
Posted by: hart at July 21, 2024 10:56 PM (yFtHm)

Opening our borders hasn't begun to show its impact on this country

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 21, 2024 10:57 PM (sJHOI)

375 The Brave Sir Robin(ette) ran away, he ran away.

Posted by: Dennis P Keating at July 21, 2024 10:57 PM (aqJ28)

376 289 Wait

Kamala is BFFs with Otto Pilot?
Posted by: Anna Puma

She has practice with the emergency inflation device.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2024 10:57 PM (VNX3d)

377 Off sock...and off to put chickens away.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 21, 2024 10:58 PM (vJiyU)

378 Jill Biden getting access to a FNM talking head and telling them Pedo Joe isn't out of the race would be the perfect event to happen right now...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2024 10:58 PM (oZhjI)

379 56 Did we just undergo a coup?
Posted by: Dr. T

Yes.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 21, 2024 10:55 PM (G8tt9)

Where the hell have you all been? We underwent a coup almostv4 years ago.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 21, 2024 10:58 PM (JOR6L)

380 Did we just undergo a coup?

Yes. Second one in four years.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 21, 2024 10:55 PM (dZVON)

So . . . a little deuce coupe then?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2024 10:58 PM (Aqu9a)

381 The Baked Potatus is done, and now we might get Word Salad.

Don't underestimate Kammie. She's The "Didn't Earn It" posterchild. Her ability to Fail Upward is unparalleled.

Selected items:
her first job (not working for Willie Brown) got her transferred (seen as a demotion),
shortly thereafter, her office withheld exculpatory evidence in order to secure a conviction, but no dis-barrment, no time wearing an orange jumpsuit,
her examination of/lecture to B. Kavanaugh was titanically stupid (where's The Belt of Correction when you need it?),
her run for the D. Presidential Nominee was an utter failure, she couldn't even win her home state of California,
as VP, the few tasks given to her resulted in her "failing to be positioned for success" (i.e., real failure, not just "no photo-op for Kammie"),

Now, Kammie, The VPOTUS, seems to feel entitled to be the D nominee. She has done nothing to earn the nomination.

We're dealing with the Democrats, specifically, only the Democrat Party operatives and power brokers. The Democrat voters will have no vote, and therefore, no say. This is Chicago '24.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 21, 2024 10:58 PM (FlRtG)

382 Did we just undergo a coup?
-
You mean "another" coup?

Posted by: Methos at July 21, 2024 10:58 PM (Dnobf)

383 Off sock...and off to put chickens away.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 21, 2024 10:58 PM (vJiyU)

They will keep for months in the deep freeze.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2024 10:59 PM (RpFn0)

384
It was stated in a previous thread that using Presidential letterhead for a "political" message would be a violation of the Hatch Act.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


That was a statement issued by the renowned expert on the Hatch Act, Latrine Junque-Pissoir, yes?

Posted by: Our Secret Service -- Anything But A Barely Sloped Roof! at July 21, 2024 10:59 PM (xG4kz)

385 fleet of guys with a fleet of trucks (they had uniforms too) that would go around and deliver
DONUTS! LIKE WE USED TO HAVE IN L A!
https://i0.wp.com/last1onthebus.com
/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/
Helms-truck.courtesy-LAPL.jpg?ssl=1

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 21, 2024 10:59 PM (g9R7b)

386 2) Why didn't MushHead announce his "retirement" in a public statement?

He did!

>>> 942 Joe has made a statement.

https://tinyurl.com/ytpcp5e4
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 05:55 PM (LkLld)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 10:59 PM (VavZF)

387 nah, curbside pickup is free if you spend $35

where I shop Anyway
Posted by: Don Black


I stopped doing curbside pick up when the store gave me a value pack of chicken that expired 2 days later. That was $20 bucks wasted for nothing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2024 10:59 PM (IG4Id)

388 Just saw a headline on Bing home page: Nikki Haley PAC pledges support for Kamala.

Sisterhood rules, I guess?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 10:42 PM (Pijte)

If true, she must now be destroyed.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 21, 2024 10:59 PM (0eaVi)

389 Howdy Hordelings! Been spending a lot of time on X the past few days. Lots of great info flying around in a fast and furious manner. Interesting takes on the letter from the sundowner. Signature looks suspicious. No confirmed sightings of the "president" today. Ongoing discovery of new info about the Trump shooting. Oh - and Steve Inman videos have hit my feed too!
I'm actually kinda worried about how hooked on X I'm getting.

Posted by: Doof at July 21, 2024 10:59 PM (RFPHU)

390 >>On topic of Netanyahu, Adidas is making antisemites like VD mad. So anyone looking for alternatives to Nike, Adidas seems legit.

Adidas just did an ad with a call-back to the 1972 Olympics using a half-Palestinian, very vocal supporter of Palestinians model - one of the Hadid sisters. Someone in Adidas marketing thought they were being clever?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 10:59 PM (Pijte)

391 Van Jones has been crying a river of tears over old Joe on CNN. "He's like (sob) Grandpa when you have to take the car keys away (sob)." It would be laugh out loud funny except he's talking about the supposed leader of the free world and our enemies are watching. God only knows what shady shit is going to happen between now and November.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at July 21, 2024 10:59 PM (0HOXn)

392 The Democrat convention in Chicago this year. Mrs. O'Leary's cow may finally get off the hook for torching the city.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:59 PM (Ot3AL)

393 Miklos sees possibilities

Even the NOK leader sent condolences. Amazing.

The real estate pitch President Trump sent him must have gotten under his skin. Well a tiny part of his vast expanse. We still need to send him our surplus butter and cheese reserve, to assist him.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 11:00 PM (u82oZ)

394 280 Unity! That was SO last week.

Just saw a headline on Bing home page: Nikki Haley PAC pledges support for Kamala.

Sisterhood rules, I guess?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 10:42 PM (Pijte)
----
I guess Nikki is hoping to be picked as VP with Kamala having failed with Trump.
A Harris/Haley ticket - HH - two women - two Indians - two POC - D/R
--- WOW! Can't blame her for trying.
We should worry.

Posted by: Ciampino - ONT trailings #08 at July 21, 2024 11:00 PM (qfLjt)

395 79 I guess it’s just as surreal as everything else these last 4 years, but we got told Biden was leaving in a letter with no reason as to why. We haven’t seen him in 4 days. Nothing on the agenda this week. No press conference on the attempt at Trumps life. Why do I feel like we haven’t yet gotten to the grand finale of crazy?

---

One thing is for sure... the deep state shitbags are responsible for all of it.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 21, 2024 11:00 PM (b+QiS)

396 The best part about that scene, for me, was the look Elaine gives Otto right after, as she kicks back with a cigarette


serious side eye

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 11:00 PM (/7KEl)

397 So . . . a little deuce coupe then?
Posted by: Count de Monet

So.

I have chance?

Posted by: Little Old Lady from Chappaqua at July 21, 2024 11:01 PM (XIkHl)

398 Where the hell have you all been? We underwent a coup almostv4 years ago.
Posted by: Redbanzai at July 21, 2024 10:58 PM (JOR6L)


Ok, fine. *Another* coup, then.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 21, 2024 11:01 PM (R3B2/)

399 Rastafarian Raggedy Anne on the use of Presidential letterhead quoting another legal expert, "No controlling legal authority."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 11:01 PM (Ot3AL)

400 >>Only American President to visit North Korea

Only our media could spin cooling tensions with a nuclear madman as a bad thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 11:01 PM (LkLld)

401 I thought you were 29.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 10:56 PM (LkLld)
~~~~~

I'm ALMOST 29.

You would know that if you ever remembered my birthday.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 21, 2024 11:01 PM (3ImbR)

402 Hi all!

I am now extremely worried about a Trump v. Kamala debate. That gal is an over-the-top whiz kid. She'll kick Trump's arse...
(j/k in case you were concerned about my sanity🤪

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 21, 2024 11:01 PM (F2HtE)

403 So.

I have chance?
Posted by: Little Old Lady from Chappaqua at July 21, 2024 11:01 PM (XIkHl)

Go granny, go granny, go granny go!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2024 11:01 PM (Aqu9a)

404 So . . . a little deuce coupe then?


With Bye-done involved it's more like a little douche coup, but yeah.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 21, 2024 11:02 PM (dZVON)

405 Sen. Joe Manchin mulls rejoining Dems to run against Harris after Biden steps aside: report

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 11:02 PM (/7KEl)

406 Did we just undergo a coup?

Yes. Second one in four years.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 21, 2024 10:55 PM (dZVON)


Ahhh...counting coup!
I hated that shit!

Posted by: Custer at July 21, 2024 11:02 PM (W/lyH)

407 >>> 120 Supposedly, Xi congratulated President Biden. No pictures. So there are two people we need proof of life.

That means the Red Chinese bribes go to someone other than the President.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 10:21 PM (u82oZ)

>>> 304 Is Winnie the Xi pining for the fjords?

Or is he just another brick in the Three Gorges Dam?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:46 PM (Ot3AL)

I question the timing!

Do we need to put his picture on milk cartons?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 11:02 PM (VavZF)

408 Unsure really a Hatch Act vio to use the letterhead to say "I'm not going to be using this letterhead after January, and by the way fuck all y'all faggots who forced me to resign this way".
It appears relevant to Presidential actions to post a hard constraint on how long the Presidency will last.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 21, 2024 11:03 PM (gKWVE)

409 News flash, future Babylon Bee - Mike Pence joins the Democrat Party and announces his run for President.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 11:03 PM (Ot3AL)

410 Did you all see the video of Sen. Chris Coons crying over Biden's departure?

https://x.com/catturd2/status/
1815156205800808717

Posted by: IrishEi at July 21, 2024 11:03 PM (3ImbR)

411 I get the pencil joke, but...I had a left-handed industrial designer friend who was very proud of his left-handed wooden pencils.

The difference? The legend, printed on the pencil, was rightside up when the pencil was held in the left hand.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2024 11:04 PM (XeU6L)

412 I'm old enough to remember when Biden wouldn't bow out before his meeting with Netanyahu because it would be too humiliating.

Posted by: hart at July 21, 2024 11:04 PM (yFtHm)

413 News flash, future Babylon Bee - Mike Pence joins the Democrat Party and announces his run for President.

Must be tomorrow's edition. They tend to be about a week ahead.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 21, 2024 11:04 PM (dZVON)

414 >>You would know that if you ever remembered my birthday.

I do remember it. But I was taught it's rude to remind an elderly woman of her age so I don't mention it.

I'm a gentleman. Of a kind.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 11:04 PM (LkLld)

415 Honestly the best choice for the Dems now would be...Mittens Romneycare.

Yes it was only 8 years ago he was giving men cancer, putting women in binders, and strapping dogs to roofs, but...unity man!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2024 11:04 PM (oZhjI)

416 Lizzy: they dropped that model like a hot potato

Posted by: gKWVE at July 21, 2024 11:04 PM (gKWVE)

417 Coup loo coup coup
coup coup
coup coup!!

Beauty, eh!

-- Bob and Doug MacKenzie

Posted by: Doof at July 21, 2024 11:04 PM (RFPHU)

418
Service Employees International Union endorses Vice President: 'ALL IN for Kamala Harris

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 11:05 PM (/7KEl)

419 The difference? The legend, printed on the pencil, was rightside up when the pencil was held in the left hand.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Such is the way of the Mountain People

Posted by: Respected Elder Miklos at July 21, 2024 11:05 PM (XIkHl)

420
Has anyone checked for POTATUS at Biden Falls?

There are rumors that influencers are expiring at such locations.

Posted by: Our Secret Service -- Anything But A Barely Sloped Roof! at July 21, 2024 11:06 PM (xG4kz)

421 So they shot at Trump and hit Biden. Typical CIA job.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Lol

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 21, 2024 11:06 PM (Ka3bZ)

422 Where are bluebell and Ben Had when I need them?!

Wait until I tell them...

Posted by: IrishEi at July 21, 2024 11:06 PM (3ImbR)

423 Salty, what's up with you and the Missus? I've been on vacation with no internet this past week (what a week to do that!) and I see something at your house is wrong.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 21, 2024 11:06 PM (JrYM1)

424
I think that the moment the Bidens lose power, they will be thrown to the wolves.
Posted by: The ARC of History

__________

Biden's Delaware house is foreclosed on by 3 different banks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2024 11:07 PM (1Nxff)

425 Service Employees International Union endorses Vice President: 'Balls Deep' for Kamala Harris
Posted by: Don Black

FIFY

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 11:07 PM (u82oZ)

426 We're dealing with the Democrats, specifically, only the Democrat Party operatives and power brokers. The Democrat voters will have no vote, and therefore, no say. This is Chicago '24.
Posted by: Arbalest at July 21, 2024 10:58

Hey Arbalest good to see you here. We should go to Vegas again, where are our compatriots?

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 21, 2024 11:07 PM (55Qr6)

427 Bob and Doug MacKenzie
Posted by: Doof

It's Happy Doofy Time

Posted by: Miklos both sings AND dances at July 21, 2024 11:07 PM (XIkHl)

428
Sorry, 31 different banks

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2024 11:07 PM (1Nxff)

429 I am now extremely worried about a Trump v. Kamala debate. That gal is an over-the-top whiz kid. She'll kick Trump's arse...
(j/k in case you were concerned about my sanity🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 21, 2024 11:01 PM (F2HtE)


I'm thinking they will announce "There just isn't time to engage Trump in petty showmanship. There are serious questions facing the country and we are sure the American people will see the brilliance of our Party."
Or some such BS.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2024 11:08 PM (W/lyH)

430 Joey Bidet has been taking a strange brew for over three years eh?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 11:08 PM (Ot3AL)

431 352 Hi, Doc

Fascinating to imagine the risk calculations of our adversaries tonight.

Look! Nobody at the wheel! Trump on horizon, but that still gives us about a 4 month window of opportunity.

I exaggerate. But they may think it's a good time to make more trouble.

Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2024 11:08 PM (NLIak)

432 Sorry, 31 different banks

One for each Baskin-Robbins flavor. Perfect!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 21, 2024 11:08 PM (dZVON)

433 Because 57 banks for 57 states and 57 genders is too much.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 11:09 PM (Ot3AL)

434 >>> 255 Starting to think that we need to be in Texas this October. Couldn't make it last year. pretty sure y'all missed me. *demure cough*

Bet I could talk the Missus into going. She loved Fort Worth. But last time we wasted too much vacation time going to San Antonio. the entire downtown was under construction. Literally. Not even kidding.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 21, 2024 10:39 PM (Ad8y9)

Hey, I missed you guys! Would love to see you again.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 11:09 PM (VavZF)

435 Sorry, 31 different banks
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2024 11:07 PM (1Nxff)

Baskin and Robbins? I worked for them once, you know.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 21, 2024 11:09 PM (RpFn0)

436 I miss being young and stupid. I was really good at it.

Never enough Dickey Betts.

https://tinyurl.com/5xvrpyvs

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 11:09 PM (LkLld)

437
426 Farmer

Hi Farmer,

I'll be in Vegas, at the Rio, August 1,2 &3.

I should contact Hat.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 21, 2024 11:09 PM (FlRtG)

438 Donald J. Trump Posts From His Truth Social
@TrumpDailyPosts
It’s not over! Tomorrow Crooked Joe Biden’s going to wake up and forget that he dropped out of the race today!
@realDonaldTrump
Donald Trump Truth Social 10:19 PM EST 07/21/24
7:34 PM · Jul 21, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 21, 2024 11:10 PM (9aVck)

439 366
It was stated in a previous thread that using Presidential letterhead for a "political" message would be a violation of the Hatch Act.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2024 10:56 PM (RpFn0)
----
In the Civil Service and CS-adjacent entities (schools, colleges, etc.) it is forbidden to use any office or other equipment belonging to the entity, for political purposes, even canvassing, etc. Cannot use office email, for example.

Posted by: Ciampino - ONT trailings #09 at July 21, 2024 11:10 PM (qfLjt)

440 Down goes Biden! Down goes Biden! Down goes Biden!

Posted by: Zombie Howard Cosell at July 21, 2024 11:10 PM (Aqu9a)

441 Pretty soon Hunter will be on OnlyFans getting peed on by Thai ladyboys.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 10:49 PM (Ot3AL)

Tell me more...

Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at July 21, 2024 11:10 PM (dze4C)

442 Service Employees International Union endorses Vice President: 'ALL IN for Kamala Harris
Posted by: Don Black
-------

Golly, I wonder which way the NEA will go.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2024 11:10 PM (XeU6L)

443 TecumsehTea

She has recovered from her fall that broke 4 ribs and the dishwasher. We got a new dishwasher, and she has only fallen once since, the exact moment I was at the NoVaMoMe.

She has cognitive issues, and does not acknowledge that. I am especially a custodial husband today.

But could be worse. I am nowhere as bad off as others. The Prayer Tread helps with perspective.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 11:11 PM (u82oZ)

444
A Harris/Haley ticket - HH - two women - two Indians - two POC - D/R


And thus was at last revealed who the true Hitlerians were.

Posted by: Our Secret Service -- Anything But A Barely Sloped Roof! at July 21, 2024 11:11 PM (xG4kz)

445 >>That gal is an over-the-top whiz kid. She'll kick Trump's arse...


Ha!

It's funny because that's exactly what the MSM will say. "She was a prosecutor, she knows how to handle felons!"

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 11:11 PM (Pijte)

446 It's Happy Doofy Time
Posted by: Miklos both sings AND dances at July 21, 2024 11:07 PM (XIkHl)


Greetings to you, good sir!

Posted by: Doof at July 21, 2024 11:11 PM (RFPHU)

447 Golly, I wonder which way the NEA will go.

Down, just like Kamalatoe.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 21, 2024 11:11 PM (dZVON)

448 A not-live press release on X is just…. Weird. Can we get proof of life?

==

It is weird. Are we gonna get a retraction tomorrow ? "I've been hacked !"

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2024 11:12 PM (V13WU)

449 A Harris/Haley ticket - HH - two women - two Indians - two POC - D/R


Will they show up at political events in a Delta 88?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 11:12 PM (Ot3AL)

450 {{{COMountainMarie }}}

You are a grounded, sun-shinny lady. So no worries.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 11:12 PM (u82oZ)

451 Weekend at Bernie's.

So is he a vegetable right now? Or, if he dies soon or otherwise completely loco and Kamale is now president, does this complicate things either way or does it not matter.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 21, 2024 11:13 PM (vzewd)

452 This deal involves soft landings for all involved. The only one that won't benefit is the forgotten granddaughter.

Posted by: hart at July 21, 2024 11:13 PM (yFtHm)

453 Obi-won Kenobi, "Among the Sith there is still the Covid pillow option."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 11:13 PM (Ot3AL)

454 WH press briefing tomorrow will be must see TV

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 11:14 PM (/7KEl)

455 Sorry, 31 different banks

One for each Baskin-Robbins flavor. Perfect!
Posted by: Blanco Basura

My best friend’s sister’s donor's brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the CIA analyst who saw Joe pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.

Posted by: Miklos, rumormonger at July 21, 2024 11:14 PM (XIkHl)

456 Did Kneepads ever actually try a case? It's my understanding she pushed paper while intermittently sucking dicks as needed,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 11:14 PM (jdHxK)

457 >>>Aanvi Kamdar tragically tumbled down a 300ft-tall gorge as she recorded her surroundings for her 300,000 followers.

But, how dedicated was she to her craft? Did she continue to record and comment all the way down?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous


#ItsNotTheFallThatKillsYou

Posted by: mikeski brakes for planets at July 21, 2024 11:14 PM (DgGvY)

458 >> Pretty soon Hunter will be on OnlyFans getting peed on by Thai ladyboys.


Hate to say it, but he'll probably OD.
He's only done one thing his adult life: family bag man.
He's losing his job, just like dad. Joe's f$#@ups include destroying his own children, so also his grandchildren.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 11:15 PM (Pijte)

459 Question I would ask is: who is in charge? Anybody?

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 11:15 PM (/7KEl)

460 WH press briefing tomorrow will be must see TV
Posted by: Don Black
--------

They're gonna televise Joe getting his drawers put on?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2024 11:15 PM (XeU6L)

461 >>>Never enough Dickey Betts.
~~~~~

For the record, Dickey Betts was married to my good friend's sister. If you weren't so mean, I would have given you some of the free tickets I got for Allman Brothers concerts and even some DB & Great Southern.

But you blew it, bud.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 21, 2024 11:15 PM (3ImbR)

462 Anna Puma

No. Kamila sneaking into the Presidency will mess up all the printed hats, signs, and t-shirts

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 11:15 PM (u82oZ)

463 Bugs Bunny walks on stage munching a carrot, "Aanvi Kamdar? Use air brakes next time."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 11:15 PM (Ot3AL)

464 Al Haig would know

Posted by: Common Tater at July 21, 2024 11:15 PM (vzewd)

465
Oh, OT. Miss Diana picked up the third major win she needs for her Grand Champion title. Last week she still needed two major wins to finish her championship and now she's well on the way to the next level.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2024 11:16 PM (1Nxff)

466 >>> 344 Good evening, dear Horde. I'm extremely disappointed that shit-for-brains dropped out of the race.
Posted by: Ladyl at July 21, 2024 10:53 PM (T5LiU)

Ladyl!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 11:16 PM (VavZF)

467 459 Question I would ask is: who is in charge? Anybody?

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 11:15 PM (/7KEl)


We've been asking that question for the past 3 years.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 21, 2024 11:16 PM (d8zPm)

468 joey gets trounced in debate.
joey screws up softball interview.
Assassination attempt fails.
joey gets "covid".
joey drops out of race.

What is this? Hollywood hack writing 101?

Posted by: Some Rat at July 21, 2024 11:16 PM (vJiyU)

469 So is he a vegetable right now? Or, if he dies soon or otherwise completely loco and Kamale is now president, does this complicate things either way or does it not matter.
Posted by: Common Tater


I think he's hooked up to a bank of machines until they can schedule a state funeral after the Olympics. They would have issued at least a recorded announcement of quitting the campaign by now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2024 11:16 PM (IG4Id)

470 Fascinating to imagine the risk calculations of our adversaries tonight.

Look! Nobody at the wheel! Trump on horizon, but that still gives us about a 4 month window of opportunity.

I exaggerate. But they may think it's a good time to make more trouble.
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2024 11:08 PM (NLIak)


If the GOP had any brains or desire to win, they'd be making trouble of their own.

For starters, demanding proof of life from Biden.

Also, doing everything they can to keep the Democrats fractured. What form that takes I don't know, other than mocking Kamala at every turn.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 21, 2024 11:16 PM (R3B2/)

471 Did Kneepads ever actually try a case? It's my understanding she pushed paper while intermittently sucking dicks as needed,
Posted by: Cicero
-----------

Ah. The Fani Willis gambit. I think I'm seeing a pattern here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2024 11:16 PM (XeU6L)

472 364 nah, curbside pickup is free if you spend $35

where I shop Anyway

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 10:56 PM (/7KEl)


Grocery-picking and people lugging the bags to your vehicle and putting them in is free? TANSTAAFL. Prices store-wide have to be increased to pay the salaries of the pickers and luggers. Probably a teeny price increase on a cart-load of groceries, but an increase none the less. Thanks, lazy Karens.

Posted by: Gref at July 21, 2024 11:17 PM (5fDan)

473 136 Two days ago in San Dimas, CA what seems to be a family squabble turned deadly between three Chinese women. One dead. And the suspected murder weapon is a 'Samurai sword.'
Posted by: Anna Puma

And the two survivors are pissed that the media is reporting that they used a Japanese weapon.

Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2024 10:23 PM (DgGvY)
----
I posted this the other day. Here's a dated link.
Samurai sword-wielding woman stabs person to death and injures two others in horrific daylight attack in Los Angeles

https://mol.im/a/13655207

Posted by: Ciampino - ONT trailings #10 at July 21, 2024 11:17 PM (qfLjt)

474 >>>But you blew it, bud.

Story of my life.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 11:18 PM (LkLld)

475 Do all the states that had primaries, get to have new and better candidates?

Posted by: Some Rat at July 21, 2024 11:18 PM (vJiyU)

476 Greetings to you, good sir!
Posted by: Doof

Oddly enough, the car it was bought for is no more.

The thumb drive, however, abides.

Posted by: Jah Miklosfarai, ever Thankful, Never Fearful at July 21, 2024 11:18 PM (XIkHl)

477 Good evening, dear Horde. I'm extremely disappointed that shit-for-brains dropped out of the race.
Posted by: Ladyl at July 21, 2024 10:53 PM (T5LiU)



Do you not feel unburdened?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2024 11:18 PM (W/lyH)

478 It's funny because that's exactly what the MSM will say. "She was a prosecutor, she knows how to handle felons!"

It gets better - some "progressives" think that because conservatives robotically support cops and prosecutors, Kamala will get millions of votes from conservatives, once it is explained that she had been a prosecutor.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 11:18 PM (uxCna)

479 No. Kamila sneaking into the Presidency will mess up all the printed hats, signs, and t-shirts

True, all of the Trump 47 items will need to be reprinted with Trump 48

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 21, 2024 11:18 PM (rHxhM)

480 It's funny because that's exactly what the MSM will say. "She was a prosecutor, she knows how to handle felons!"
Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 11:11 PM (Pijte)


And how to feel handles!

Posted by: Dr. T at July 21, 2024 11:18 PM (R3B2/)

481 Evidently this won't be, but I will insist if Hillary and Kamala make it on the same ticket, we all call it the Harridan/Harpy ticket.

Posted by: GWB at July 21, 2024 11:18 PM (AWrpC)

482 Cicero (@cicero43)

San Franpsyco knew her back in the day, He warned us 10 years ago about her outsized ambition, without any skills under-pining that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 11:18 PM (u82oZ)

483 Fascinating to imagine the risk calculations of our adversaries tonight.

Look! Nobody at the wheel! Trump on horizon, but that still gives us about a 4 month window of opportunity.


I wouldn't be surprised if the Iranians tested a nuke.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 11:19 PM (uxCna)

484 here's another possibility:

because nothing is too out there now, given the events of the last few weeks:

a 'Seven Days In July' scenario
a mutiny of sorts

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 11:19 PM (/7KEl)

485 Posted by: Ladyl at July 21, 2024 10:53 PM (T5LiU)

Ladyl!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


!!!!

Posted by: Miklos likes the better sort of people at July 21, 2024 11:19 PM (XIkHl)

486 Kamala Harris has all the mental acuity of an unladen swallow.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 11:19 PM (Ot3AL)

487 Hahaha, I maybe won the bet I had with brother:

Joetato goes MIA and DC plays Weekend at Bernie's...

Posted by: JQ at July 21, 2024 11:19 PM (njWTi)

488 >>>But you blew it, bud.

Story of my life.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 11:18 PM (LkLld)


Mine too!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 21, 2024 11:19 PM (R3B2/)

489 Oddly enough, the car it was bought for is no more.

The thumb drive, however, abides.
Posted by: Jah Miklosfarai, ever Thankful, Never Fearful at July 21, 2024 11:18 PM (XIkHl)


You have chosen wisely with regards to the more important item to keep

Posted by: Doof at July 21, 2024 11:19 PM (RFPHU)

490 >>>But you blew it, bud.

Story of my life.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 11:18 PM (LkLld)

—————-

Same

Posted by: Kamala at July 21, 2024 11:20 PM (u73oe)

491 Have a great day, everyone.

Tomorrow is going to be fun.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 11:20 PM (u82oZ)

492 Do all the states that had primaries, get to have new and better candidates?

Nope. The Republican voters picked their candidate despite what the donor class wanted, and the Democrat donor class is in the process of picking their candidate despite what the voters wanted.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 21, 2024 11:20 PM (dZVON)

493 My best friend’s sister’s donor's brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the CIA analyst who saw Joe pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
Posted by: Miklos, rumormonger at July 21, 2024 11:14 PM (XIkHl)

This made me laugh SO hard! Thanks Miklos.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 21, 2024 11:20 PM (JOR6L)

494 266 I think that the moment the Bidens lose power, they will be thrown to the wolves.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 10:36 PM (uxCna)

That article in RedState w the tweet from a “WH official” saying Frank Biden is an alcoholic seems pretty vicious.

Posted by: EveR at July 21, 2024 11:20 PM (Z/h4+)

495 I think he's hooked up to a bank of machines until they can schedule a state funeral after the Olympics. They would have issued at least a recorded announcement of quitting the campaign by now.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2024 11:16 PM (IG4Id)

Beep!

Beep!

Posted by: Machines that go Beep! at July 21, 2024 11:20 PM (RpFn0)

496 "I'm glad I'm out of there. Imagine being associated with them."

- Sam Brinton

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 11:20 PM (Ot3AL)

497 Hi NaCly and thank you kind sir!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 21, 2024 11:21 PM (F2HtE)

498 Congrats, Hadrian!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 21, 2024 11:21 PM (3ImbR)

499 Hello Joe. I am 100% when comes to my victories............

Posted by: The Grimm Reaper at July 21, 2024 11:21 PM (/1UO6)

500 Kamala Harris has all the mental acuity of an unladen swallow.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 11:19 PM (Ot3AL)


Oh, I think Kamala is *very* laden, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 21, 2024 11:21 PM (R3B2/)

501 Kamala Harris has all the mental acuity of an unladen swallow.

Jamaican or Indian subcontinental sparrow?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 21, 2024 11:21 PM (dZVON)

502 Night Salty Dawg.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 11:21 PM (Ot3AL)

503 Have a great day, everyone.

Tomorrow is going to be fun.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 11:20 PM (u82oZ)


Can't wait. Hang in there, Salty.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 21, 2024 11:22 PM (R3B2/)

504 And we haven't even started to discuss Kamala's "model" stepdaughter.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 11:22 PM (uxCna)

505 499 Hello Joe. I am 100% when comes to my victories............
Posted by: The Grimm Reaper at July 21, 2024 11:21 PM (/1UO6)

-----------

Get lost, scab. This block is mine.

Posted by: Thanatos at July 21, 2024 11:22 PM (15aOX)

506 Oh, OT. Miss Diana picked up the third major win she needs for her Grand Champion title. Last week she still needed two major wins to finish her championship and now she's well on the way to the next level.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Great news!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2024 11:22 PM (VNX3d)

507 Betting line on if we see Joe at all tomorrow?

Or will he still be recovering from the covid..

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 11:23 PM (/7KEl)

508 Posted by: Blanco Basura

Sorry, I should have state democrat primaries....I am quite content with the Republican Candidate.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 21, 2024 11:23 PM (vJiyU)

509 The difference? The legend, printed on the pencil, was rightside up when the pencil was held in the left hand.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


That just means you sharpened it at the wrong end

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2024 11:23 PM (D7oie)

510 Hadrian, congrats to Miss Diana!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 21, 2024 11:23 PM (Ka3bZ)

511 >>> 459 Question I would ask is: who is in charge? Anybody?
Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 11:15 PM (/7KEl)

HE HAS A TEAM!!!

Posted by: KJP at July 21, 2024 11:24 PM (VavZF)

512 Joey will become President Bigfoot.

Oft reported, rarely seen.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 11:24 PM (Ot3AL)

513 NaCly Dog
Thanks for the update. I knew about the fall, but did not know your wife is in a cognitive decline. I am so sorry.

Life is hard, sometimes it gets harder.
God promises us strength for the day, sometimes that's all you can hold on to.
Prayers up.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 21, 2024 11:24 PM (JrYM1)

514 Welcome back, my friends
To the coup that never ends.

Posted by: Emerson, Lake, and The Deep State at July 21, 2024 11:24 PM (NufQ3)

515 I support her 100%. I always wanted to bring back the Old Soviet block in Eastern Europe.....

Here is a case of Russian Vodka Camel Face..........

Posted by: V. Putin at July 21, 2024 11:24 PM (rcLES)

516 I wouldn't be surprised if the Iranians tested a nuke.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 11:19 PM (uxCna)

Look, I'm already glad Pooky's out of the military. You don't have to sell me on it!

Posted by: pookysgirl set down roots at July 21, 2024 11:25 PM (dtlDP)

517 Hi Farmer,
I'll be in Vegas, at the Rio, August 1,2 &3.
I should contact Hat.
Posted by: Arbalest at July 21, 2024 11:09

Let me know if you get ahold of Hat. Not sure how practical it would be but I would love a short escape and see some old familiar faces.

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 21, 2024 11:25 PM (55Qr6)

518 452 This deal involves soft landings for all involved. The only one that won't benefit is the forgotten granddaughter.
Posted by: hart
------------------

They won at court and got a payout.
The farther away from that family the better.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 11:25 PM (lCWOD)

519 joey gets trounced in debate.
joey screws up softball interview.
Assassination attempt fails.
joey gets "covid".
joey drops out of race.

What is this? Hollywood hack writing 101?
Posted by: Some Rat at July 21, 2024 11:16 PM (vJiyU)

Hollywood would be:
Donny gets trounced in debate
Donny screws up softball interview
Donny gets Covid
Donny gets assassinated
Joey wins 50 state landslide

Posted by: hart at July 21, 2024 11:25 PM (yFtHm)

520 They were really going to assassinate Trump and force us into the first female president by running Haley v Kamala, weren't they?

https://tinyurl.com/2k7fc3d3

Posted by: Ciampino - ONT trailings #11 at July 21, 2024 11:26 PM (qfLjt)

521 I wouldn't be surprised if the Iranians tested a nuke.

If they do it'll be over Tel-Aviv.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 21, 2024 11:26 PM (dZVON)

522 I wonder how Mark Hamill and Robert DeNiro are doing right now?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 11:26 PM (Ot3AL)

523 Hey Miklos!

You know I think *every* Moron ought to go to a MoMee at least once, and preferably the TX MoMee.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 11:26 PM (VavZF)

524 I love the pencil jokes, but leave blondes out of it.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 11:26 PM (QSrLX)

525 486 Kamala Harris has all the mental acuity of an unladen swallow.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 11:19 PM (Ot3AL)


Tomorrow she'll be in an all-day session with speech therapists working to train her to not cackle uncontrollably in press conferences, interviews, meetings with foreign officials, and while making serious speeches. In two weeks the therapists will quit out of frustration after making no progress with her.

Posted by: Gref at July 21, 2024 11:26 PM (5fDan)

526 ...Ok, fine. *Another* coup, then. Posted by: Dr. T at July 21, 2024 11:01 PM (R3B2/)[

The 2024 Coup is a Fordjery.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 21, 2024 11:27 PM (kQgoX)

527 I wonder how Mark Hamill and Robert DeNiro are doing right now?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 11:26 PM (Ot3AL)

Each other?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2024 11:27 PM (RpFn0)

528 I wonder how Mark Hamill and Robert DeNiro are doing right now?
Posted by: Anna Puma

or what

Posted by: Miklos declines to visualize at July 21, 2024 11:28 PM (XIkHl)

529 She already has blegs for money on you toob. Guess what they call it.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 11:28 PM (QSrLX)

530 "Don't drink the green milk Luke!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 11:28 PM (Ot3AL)

531 >>Good evening, dear Horde. I'm extremely disappointed that shit-for-brains dropped out of the race.

I'm neither surprised nor disappointed. Trump just beat Biden before a single vote was cast while at the same time exposing the media and Democrats for lying about Joe's health for years and much of the country is wondering who the hell is actually running the country.

Now he gets to cannonball whichever dope the left decides to sacrifice this fall for the next 4 months. If it's Kamala it will be Bambi vs Godzilla.

I really don't get the heartache over Biden being dumped. It explodes the myth that Democrats care about democracy and removes the person who actually polls the best against Trump and the this is all happening 4 months from Election Day. Not seeing any downside.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 11:28 PM (LkLld)

532 all kidding aside, these are dangerous times right now

the world sees the US as leaderless and weak

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 11:28 PM (/7KEl)

533 President Joe "John Gill" Biden..... Sound Familiar ???

When Captain Kirk and Commander Spock beamed down to Ekos, they were stunned to find a mid-20th century style Nazi-state bent on destroying the neighboring planet, Zeon, and all the Zeons living on Ekos. Kirk and Spock were also shocked to learn that John Gill had somehow become the Führer of Ekos.

When Kirk finally managed to locate Gill, the Captain found his old history professor in extremely bad health. Apparently, Gill had been drugged by the Deputy Führer, Melakon. After Dr. McCoy administered several injections of a stimulant into Gill's body, Spock performed a mind meld on the historian, enabling Gill to answer Kirk's questions. Gill claimed that when he had first arrived on Ekos, he had found the planet in such a fragmented and divided state that he decided to break the Prime Directive in order to transform Ekos into a simulation of the most efficient state Earth had ever known. According to Gill, his plan had initially worked until Melakon began to drug him.

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 21, 2024 11:28 PM (15lwl)

534 Kamala Harris has all the mental acuity of an unladen swallow.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Unladen by what has been.

Posted by: someone had to say it at July 21, 2024 11:29 PM (DgGvY)

535 The 2024 Coup is a Fordjery.



Jim

El Camino!

Posted by: El Miklosero at July 21, 2024 11:29 PM (XIkHl)

536 505 499 Hello Joe. I am 100% when comes to my victories............
Posted by: The Grimm Reaper at July 21, 2024 11:21 PM (/1UO6)

-----------

Get lost, scab. This block is mine.
Posted by: Thanatos at July 21, 2024 11:22 PM (15aOX)

**********

Just wait until you see what I have planned for Joe.

Posted by: Orcus at July 21, 2024 11:29 PM (kZD16)

537 Let me know if you get ahold of Hat. Not sure how practical it would be but I would love a short escape and see some old familiar faces.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 21, 2024 11:25 PM (55Qr6)
---

Say hi to Hat and the gang for me. The tour of the Atomic Museum was a highlight of the Vegas MoMee.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 21, 2024 11:29 PM (kpS4V)

538 One thousand comments is what this blog needs.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 11:29 PM (QSrLX)

539 [Cackle] I'm going to be president!

[Nervous Cackle] Oh Shit I'm going to be president

Posted by: Kamel Toe Harris at July 21, 2024 11:29 PM (oZhjI)

540 I wonder how Mark Hamill and Robert DeNiro are doing right now?

Just candles in the wind.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 21, 2024 11:29 PM (mH6SG)

541 You know I think *every* Moron ought to go to a MoMee at least once, and preferably the TX MoMee.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

*sniff* That's not what you told me.
Poisonous snakes, scorpions the size of dinner plates, insects, tornadoes, and severe lack of bacon.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 21, 2024 11:30 PM (vJiyU)

542 Man, he went down SO fast!

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at July 21, 2024 11:30 PM (15aOX)

543 538 One thousand comments is what this blog needs.

A stunt I am not above.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 11:31 PM (QSrLX)

544 the world sees the US as leaderless and weak
Posted by: Don Black

Slow peoples

Posted by: Miklos think the stages of grief got skipped at July 21, 2024 11:31 PM (XIkHl)

545 520 They were really going to assassinate Trump and force us into the first female president by running Haley v Kamala, weren't they?

https://tinyurl.com/2k7fc3d3
Posted by: Ciampino
......................................
This is so retarded, yet quite plausible. Welcome to Interesting Times.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 11:31 PM (sAmhv)

546 Oh geez

Joe and Mika. Will they show up tomorrow?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 11:31 PM (Ot3AL)

547 I wonder if there will be a hashtag trending in the next few weeks like #YouPromised, as in, you promised to GTFO if OrangeManBad were elected.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 11:31 PM (VavZF)

548 Kamala, I have some fresh Fudge Brownies that were Jeffery Epstein's Favorite. Have one and enjoy.......

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 21, 2024 11:31 PM (rcLES)

549 Man, he went down SO fast!

I guess you haven't seen Kamalatoe in action.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 21, 2024 11:31 PM (dZVON)

550 No. Kamila sneaking into the Presidency will mess up all the printed hats, signs, and t-shirts
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 11:15 PM (u82oZ)


I wonder at that, any VP pick has to be passed by the Senate. I wonder who would be acceptable to at least half of them?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2024 11:31 PM (D7oie)

551 If Trump wins should we have a MoMe in every state? Well, except DE

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2024 11:32 PM (oZhjI)

552 541 You know I think *every* Moron ought to go to a MoMee at least once, and preferably the TX MoMee.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

*sniff* That's not what you told me.
Poisonous snakes, scorpions the size of dinner plates, insects, tornadoes, and severe lack of bacon.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 21, 2024 11:30 PM (vJiyU)


That's the Oklahoma Panhandle MoMe.

Posted by: Gref at July 21, 2024 11:32 PM (5fDan)

553 Did Hunter fail to report income? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 11:32 PM (QSrLX)

554 545 520 They were really going to assassinate Trump and force us into the first female president by running Haley v Kamala, weren't they?

https://tinyurl.com/2k7fc3d3
Posted by: Ciampino
......................................
This is so retarded, yet quite plausible. Welcome to Interesting Times.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 11:31 PM (sAmhv)

[ ] stupid
[ ] evil
[ ] it's a dessert topping AND a floor wax!

Posted by: the power of AND at July 21, 2024 11:32 PM (VavZF)

555 One thousand comments is what this blog needs.
Posted by: 80's music fan

and with the news today I thought we'd have a week and 1 day 3fer.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 21, 2024 11:32 PM (vJiyU)

556 DE gets the biggest MoMe

Just because

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 11:32 PM (Ot3AL)

557 Hello all my dear friends here. I'm sorry I've been absent of late. Not because I don't love you all. I do.

Posted by: Ladyl at July 21, 2024 11:32 PM (T5LiU)

558 470 Doc

How about this?

Trump probably has the leverage now to insist that RFK, Jr. be included in the debate.

How the DEMs would howl.

With few exceptions, Trump polls better with Kennedy included.

Even if Trump can't pull it off, it might shake a few Kennedy admirers loose.

I know RFK, Jr. detested Biden. I don't know how he feels about Harris. It might be a bad look for Harris, trying to keep RFK, Jr. out of the debate.

Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2024 11:32 PM (NLIak)

559 Grocery-picking and people lugging the bags to your vehicle and putting them in is free? TANSTAAFL. Prices store-wide have to be increased to pay the salaries of the pickers and luggers. Probably a teeny price increase on a cart-load of groceries, but an increase none the less. Thanks, lazy Karens.
Posted by: Gref at July 21, 2024 11:17 PM (5fDan)


You used to pay for the bagger and the boxboy

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2024 11:32 PM (D7oie)

560 I am personally quite happy today.

The opportunities for mockery are endless.

Posted by: Miklos thinks like that at July 21, 2024 11:33 PM (XIkHl)

561 I guess all the ballots didn't make it into the Buick trunks.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 11:33 PM (QSrLX)

562 Somewhere in China a printing factory just caught fire.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 11:33 PM (Ot3AL)

563 557 Hello all my dear friends here. I'm sorry I've been absent of late. Not because I don't love you all. I do.
Posted by: Ladyl at July 21, 2024 11:32 PM (T5LiU)

------------

Then why do I feel the sting of rejection?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 11:34 PM (15aOX)

564 >>> 541
==
*sniff* That's not what you told me.
Poisonous snakes, scorpions the size of dinner plates, insects, tornadoes, and severe lack of bacon.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 21, 2024 11:30 PM (vJiyU)

Lack of bacon?! I say, sir, this is vile calumny and I will not stand for it!

Good DAY, sir!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 11:34 PM (VavZF)

565 It’s time for us to seize the moment of today, before it becomes yesterday, which is the day before tomorrow, before this moment will no longer be the moment of today, and winds up being the moment of the day before

Posted by: I am The Kamala of Harris at July 21, 2024 11:34 PM (DBZuM)

566 Meanwhile, in Ukraine:
1. Zelensky suddenly announced he is willing to negotiate with the Russians, and they can keep some of the territory they have taken. This is the first step in a long process, so don't expect peace to break out soon.
2. Scattered strikes and protests are starting to break out. Since Ukrainians can be jailed for opposing the war, the protests are claimed to be over the lack of electricity.
3. The Russians continue to grind forward in multiple locations. Villages are starting to occasionally be taken with a minimum amount of damage, as small pockets of Ukrainians scramble to avoid being surrounded.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 21, 2024 11:34 PM (dze4C)

567 But could be worse. I am nowhere as bad off as others. The Prayer Tread helps with perspective.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 11:11

Best wishes Salty. Indeed there is always someone worse off. We have a few short yrs here and it is up to us to make the best of it and preserve.

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 21, 2024 11:34 PM (55Qr6)

568 Oh geez

Joe and Mika. Will they show up tomorrow?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Will they be allowed on air if they do arrive at the studio, before the latest talking points have been issued?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2024 11:35 PM (VNX3d)

569 You used to pay for the bagger and the boxboy
Posted by: Kindltot


And the checker.

You still do, by way of opportunity costs. The store pays you the real minimum wage of $0/hour do the checking and bagging and carry-out work.

Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2024 11:35 PM (DgGvY)

570 Linda Lovelace is a piker compared to me....


Cackle....................Cackle......................Cackle

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 21, 2024 11:35 PM (qpLSv)

571 518 452 This deal involves soft landings for all involved. The only one that won't benefit is the forgotten granddaughter.
Posted by: hart
------------------

May I say I do not give a damn if they pardon themselves. They did not need any actual laws to be broken to arrest J6 protesters and keep them as political prisoners. They did not need any actual laws to be broken to arrest and convict President Trump. I want arrested, thrown in jail and left to rot.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 21, 2024 11:35 PM (JOR6L)

572
517 Farmer

I just sent Hat an e-mail. He might respond tonight, maybe tomorrow.

I will still be in LV on 1,2 and 3.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 21, 2024 11:35 PM (FlRtG)

573 >>DE gets the biggest MoMe


That seems improbable. You guys make fun of the greatest little state in the Union but Delaware is frigging rest area on the way to some place actually nice.

If ISIS invaded it tomorrow everyone would be "Well that's a shame ... anyway".

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 11:35 PM (LkLld)

574 KAMALA OWNED SLAVES

Close enough for LIVs

Posted by: Miklos is not a descendant of slave owners, or even serfs at July 21, 2024 11:35 PM (XIkHl)

575 Not seeing any downside.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 11:28 PM (LkLld)

Well, whoever gets put on the Dem ticket will have the novelty factor, so there is that. Even if it's Kumala, the Dems will say the nominee had nothing to do with [insert disastrous Biden admin policy here]. Now, anyone with half a functioning brain will know that whoever gets the nomination is beholden to the party and therefore the party's (awful) platform. But there are a lot of people without functioning brains in this country... and they vote.

Posted by: pookysgirl isn't even counting the graveyard vote at July 21, 2024 11:36 PM (dtlDP)

576 480 It's funny because that's exactly what the MSM will say. "She was a prosecutor, she knows how to handle felons!"
Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 11:11 PM (Pijte)


And how to feel handles!
Posted by: Dr. T at July 21, 2024 11:18 PM (R3B2/)


she's felon a few handles!



Posted by: haffhowershower at July 21, 2024 11:36 PM (NMT5x)

577 561 I guess all the ballots didn't make it into the Buick trunks.
Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 11:33 PM (QSrLX)

----------

The Buicks have been recalled.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 11:36 PM (15aOX)

578 Check out 8mm Mauser Man's Paul Harrell tribute. It should be like bands doing covers for gun bloggers. Its epic, Paul and Roy commented. I don't own stock and I am not an employee.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 11:36 PM (QSrLX)

579 Had a good shop day today. My old Honda ATC 200 trike is sold, down the road, for 300 bucks, and buddy drove it onto his trailer.

Fixed a friend's old Stihl hedge trimmer, by installing a new carb in it, and it fired right up, and ran well enough for me to lop a mess of limbs off the rose bushes.

Then did a service on same guy's 2" Honda pump, and had to take the carb off and boil it out, but it now runs fine. Engine is old and tired, and puffs a lot of blue smoke. But it runs smooth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2024 11:36 PM (RpFn0)

580 I for one am not hoisting hands on high for FJ&JB's departure from the race. At least we had him somewhat contained up to this point.

Now the OBAMA team is going to go HARD after this.

And the damage that could be done between now and November... could and most probably will be done under the guise of FJ&FJB...(The puppet Master Flames the puppet.)

I am alot more concerned than I was 11 hours ago.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 21, 2024 11:36 PM (TDvv2)

581 I suppose I should probably get some sleep...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 11:36 PM (VavZF)

582 Just because
Posted by: Anna Puma

YES! Laughs manically.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 21, 2024 11:36 PM (vJiyU)

583 Novelty President?

A new Cracker Jack prize?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 11:37 PM (Ot3AL)

584 522 I wonder how Mark Hamill and Robert DeNiro are doing right now?
Posted by: Anna Puma
....................................
DeNiro is paying alimony and Hamill is trying to stay relevant.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 11:37 PM (sAmhv)

585 DE gets the biggest MoMe


That seems improbable. You guys make fun of the greatest little state in the Union but Delaware is frigging rest area on the way to some place actually nice.

If ISIS invaded it tomorrow everyone would be "Well that's a shame ... anyway".
Posted by: JackStraw

DE vs. RI National Guards

have at it, ladies

Posted by: Miklos, comfortably South of the Mason-Dixon at July 21, 2024 11:37 PM (XIkHl)

586 It's funny because that's exactly what the MSM will say. "She was a prosecutor, she knows how to handle felons!"
Posted by: Lizzy

And the response is that she hates/persecutes blacks.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2024 11:38 PM (VNX3d)

587 Anyone else remember when gas stations gave away drinking glasses and dishes? Also detergent used to have premiums like that in the box of detergent.

Posted by: Beverly at July 21, 2024 11:38 PM (Epeb0)

588 . Zelensky suddenly announced he is willing to negotiate with the Russians, and they can keep some of the territory they have taken. This is the first step in a long process, so don't expect peace to break out soon.

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Yet one more indication that the Regime expects Trump to win and win past the margin they can cheat.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 21, 2024 11:38 PM (JOR6L)

589 Democrats have found their perfect candidate:

https://tinyurl.com/2jdt52an

Posted by: Methos at July 21, 2024 11:38 PM (Dnobf)

590 DeNiro is paying alimony and Hamill is trying to stay relevant.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 11:37 PM (sAmhv)

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Hamill is still pitching for Corvette Summer 2.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 11:38 PM (15aOX)

591 A new Cracker Jack prize?
Posted by: Anna Puma

YOU SPOKE THE WORD, FAT!

Posted by: Biden makes miraculous recovery at July 21, 2024 11:39 PM (XIkHl)

592 VP Harris has announced that Willie Brown will be her COME-PAIGN manager for POTUS.....

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at July 21, 2024 11:39 PM (BSF0H)

593 Hamill is still pitching for Corvette Summer 2.
Posted by: Cicero

He may catch more than he pitches

Posted by: Miklos refuses to visualize at July 21, 2024 11:40 PM (XIkHl)

594 and Hamill is trying to stay relevant.

**********

The only way you can stay relevant is by avoiding being irrelevant, otherwise you’ll be unable to achieve relevancy if you continue to remain irrelevant

Posted by: I am The Kamala of Harris at July 21, 2024 11:40 PM (DBZuM)

595 Roseanne Barr exclaimed, "How come Kamala Harris was able to blow her way to the middle while I had to work so f****** hard??"

Posted by: Beverly at July 21, 2024 11:40 PM (Epeb0)

596 Did Kneepads ever actually try a case? It's my understanding she pushed paper while intermittently sucking dicks as needed,
Posted by: Cicero
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She was busy examining the witnesses.

Posted by: scampydog at July 21, 2024 11:40 PM (41CYW)

597 Dems have 100 million ballots already printed with the wrong name.

Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2024 11:41 PM (xJEPL)

598 We may see in our lifetimes the Historic First of a president who can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 11:42 PM (15aOX)

599 Dems have 100 million ballots already printed with the wrong name.

Hawaiian judge, "We'll allow it!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 11:42 PM (Ot3AL)

600 I am alot more concerned than I was 11 hours ago.
Posted by: Nightwatch

Yes, I wanted him to ride that sinking ship right into the Marianas Trench.
The dims are way too practiced in fraud.
I am genuinely anxious about the whole thing.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 21, 2024 11:42 PM (vJiyU)

601 The Buicks have been recalled.
Posted by: Cicero

Old Mama has a 2010

Hmmmm

Posted by: Miklos for oUR pRECIOUS dEMOCRACY at July 21, 2024 11:42 PM (XIkHl)

602 Dems have 100 million ballots already printed with the wrong name.
Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2024 11:41 PM (xJEPL)

Somebody needs to go get a shitload of Whiteout!

Posted by: Taggert at July 21, 2024 11:43 PM (Aqu9a)

603
Just now: Lester Holt asks Jim Clyburn (D), on National TV, if Kamala being selected at the D Nominee will be seen s a "coronation" (L's word).

Clyburn practically shits himself. He sees the optics: D operatives & power brokers only, no S voters involved.

Heh.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 21, 2024 11:44 PM (FlRtG)

604 559 Grocery-picking and people lugging the bags to your vehicle and putting them in is free? TANSTAAFL. Prices store-wide have to be increased to pay the salaries of the pickers and luggers. Probably a teeny price increase on a cart-load of groceries, but an increase none the less. Thanks, lazy Karens.
Posted by: Gref at July 21, 2024 11:17 PM (5fDan)

You used to pay for the bagger and the boxboy

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2024 11:32 PM (D7oie)


At least the bagger and the boxboy didn't block access to items I want to get from shelves because they had their pick-carts the size of Delaware in front of them. Or cause me to do grocery store extreme slalom to navigate around the multiple pick-carts in every aisle nowadays along with the regular shoppers and their carts.

Posted by: Gref at July 21, 2024 11:44 PM (5fDan)

605 *imagines a thousand gallons of white out*

Better have proper ventilation in that sweat shop.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 11:44 PM (Ot3AL)

606 So there's already two "truther" movements in the wake of Bye-done dropping out. One that says that Joe's signature is an obvious forgery. The other that says that Kamalatoe is the child of two foreign nationals at the time of her birth and is therefore ineligible to even hold the office she's currently in, much less the office of POTUS.

I don't think either one matters at this point.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 21, 2024 11:45 PM (dZVON)

607 >>Now, anyone with half a functioning brain will know that whoever gets the nomination is beholden to the party and therefore the party's (awful) platform. But there are a lot of people without functioning brains in this country... and they vote.

Can you name a single potential Democrat candidate for POTUS who isn't 100% in lockstep with the current Democrat platform? Forget Harris who is literally part of the administration who pushed all this insanity and is if anything worse than Joe with her very vocal support for the marxists in BLM/antifa, who else would the current Democrat Party even consider nominating that isn't down with this crap?

Trump was beating Joe handily before the debate. Americans hate their policies and not by a little. Look at the polls. Being a threat to our sacred democracy and removing the candidate Democrats voted for with another mindless, leftist robot is not the win some seem to think. This was a move of desperation not calculation.

DeSantis destroyed Newsom by showing a poop map app for San Francisco. The left is past their sell by date.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 11:45 PM (LkLld)

608 So there's already two "truther" movements in the wake of Bye-done dropping out.

Dissention in the ranks, is it bad enough to stop them from coalescing behind the chosen candidate?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 11:47 PM (Ot3AL)

609 Huh, never in my wildest dreams would I have guessed that the Democratic party has a problem with antisemitism.

Josh Hammer reposted
Steve Guest
@SteveGuest
CNN’s John King reports that Democrats are concerned that Pennsylvania Democrat Governor Josh Shapiro’s Jewish faith is a risk if he is on Kamala Harris’ ticket.

The antisemitism in the Democrat Party is WILD.
Video: x.com/i/status/1815200175935115529 0:05 / 0:40
6:40 PM · Jul 21, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 21, 2024 11:47 PM (9aVck)

610
Is there a Joey Zasa gambit in the picture?

Posted by: Our Secret Service -- Anything But A Barely Sloped Roof! at July 21, 2024 11:47 PM (xG4kz)

611 I don't think either one matters at this point.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Precedent has already been set.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 21, 2024 11:48 PM (vJiyU)

612 Dissention in the ranks, is it bad enough to stop them from coalescing behind the chosen candidate?

Oh, no, all of these assholes are on our side of the aisle. DemoNPCs are still awaiting their new programming.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 21, 2024 11:48 PM (dZVON)

613 Say hi to Hat and the gang for me. The tour of the Atomic Museum was a highlight of the Vegas MoMee.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 21, 2024 11:29

It was indeed, thanks to Hat. At the end westminsterdogshow and I were in hysterics at the Harry Reid Room. It was shortly after his encounter w/ the exercise bands. Miss her.

Another highlight was the Ice Bar, remember?

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 21, 2024 11:49 PM (55Qr6)

614 Will she say it in her acceptance speech? It's become such a joke-meme I don't know if she can win either way.

Posted by: hart at July 21, 2024 11:49 PM (yFtHm)

615 What is most interesting about biden deciding to not run is that he wrote his note saying he was not running over the back of obamas birth certificate

History is funny

Posted by: N at July 21, 2024 11:50 PM (8XibL)

616 483

RE: Iran nuke

The U.S. may be adrift, but Israel is not.

Every military action the IAF (Israeli Air Force) executes has a subtext: this could've just as easily been Iran. (Houthis; limited response to Iran's rocket attack*)

Plus "enough fissile material" does not equal "assembled weapon." The IAF can & will turn every nuclear facility in Iran into a crater if Israel thinks that Iran is close to testing.

* when Iran launched its rockets, Israel destroyed a radar base... right next to Natanz, Iran's biggest nuclear reactor.

Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2024 11:50 PM (NLIak)

617 Dissention in the ranks, is it bad enough to stop them from coalescing behind the chosen candidate?

The printing presses are capable of satisfying many political naysayers.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 21, 2024 11:51 PM (vJiyU)

618 So there's already two "truther" movements in the wake of Bye-done dropping out. One that says that Joe's signature is an obvious forgery. The other that says that Kamalatoe is the child of two foreign nationals at the time of her birth and is therefore ineligible to even hold the office she's currently in, much less the office of POTUS.

I don't think either one matters at this point.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


You would be correct, but you don't have standing anyway.

Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts at July 21, 2024 11:51 PM (DgGvY)

619 Ackman is a big Democrat donor and one of the most vocal critics of wokeism in universities. Helped lead the purge at Harvard. Does he sound happy?

@BillAckman

One would think that a letter to the American people from the president announcing his decision to step aside would not be signed using a digital signature and would be accompanied by a photo op and a scheduled conference in the morning that followed.

Instead we have a digitally signed letter released on the president’s
@X
account, an account we know that is run by a staffer, no photo, and no live scheduled address to the American people.

If I were China, I would invade Taiwan tomorrow.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 11:51 PM (LkLld)

620 One that says that Joe's signature is an obvious forgery.

Joe, like every other important politician, has a signature pen. It's trivially easy to put his signature on something.

The other that says that Kamalatoe is the child of two foreign nationals at the time of her birth and is therefore ineligible to even hold the office she's currently in, much less the office of POTUS

Expect the Democrats to encourage this as much as possible.

It's a ludicrous argument, and serves as "stray voltage", by distracting people from what is actually going on.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 11:51 PM (uxCna)

621 Another highlight was the Ice Bar, remember?

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 21, 2024 11:49 PM (55Qr6)
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Oh, I remember the Ice Bar!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 21, 2024 11:51 PM (kpS4V)

622 Writhe that book yourself!

*********

It's bound to have a significant plot twist, eh?

Posted by: muldoon at July 21, 2024 11:51 PM (uCfKO)

623 What is most worrying about running against kamala is that, though shes an idiot, she's definitely going all in, to the hilt

Posted by: N at July 21, 2024 11:51 PM (8XibL)

624 Does anyone know how many rejected comments the WSJ tolerates before they boot the commenter?

I'm up to two during the past week. The first was for saying that Kamala got her start in politics under Willie Brown's desk and the second was for asking the WSJ's front page for when they were going to write the story about how all of Hunter Biden's money men got new phone numbers today.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 21, 2024 11:51 PM (kZD16)

625
Hamill is trying to stay relevant.


Then he ought not have drunk the green milk from the titty of whadeverdafuq that was in one of those SW abominations.

Posted by: Our Secret Service -- Anything But A Barely Sloped Roof! at July 21, 2024 11:52 PM (gw0Uf)

626 The left is past their sell by date.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 11:45 PM (LkLld)

I hope so. But I'm not going to be even slightly confident until Trump is on that White House balcony a second time with his hand on the Bible.

Posted by: pookysgirl, a realist at July 21, 2024 11:52 PM (dtlDP)

627 One of the first things I did after learning how to swipe music online was to download the Patton theme. On the night of 9/11, while reading reports of the day on my computer, I put the Patton theme on a loop. I listened to it for hours. It made me feel better.

Posted by: outside adjitator at July 21, 2024 11:52 PM (eWegs)

628 Who gets the 25 cents royalty if I say "Anyway." Jeremy Clarkson?

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 11:52 PM (QSrLX)

629 Every military action the IAF (Israeli Air Force) executes has a subtext: this could've just as easily been Iran. (Houthis; limited response to Iran's rocket attack*)

Yemen is farther away from Israel than Iran is.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 11:53 PM (uxCna)

630 Hamill is trying to stay relevant.





Stay?

Posted by: N at July 21, 2024 11:53 PM (8XibL)

631 she's definitely going all in, to the hilt
Posted by: N
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ISWYDT

Posted by: scampydog at July 21, 2024 11:53 PM (41CYW)

632 Yemen is farther away from Israel than Iran is.
Posted by: The




Now do tehran

Posted by: N at July 21, 2024 11:54 PM (8XibL)

633 512 Joey will become President Bigfoot.

Oft reported, rarely seen.
Postsed by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 11:24 PM (Ot3AL)

You mean Big Mike might run?

Posted by: laurainMD at July 21, 2024 11:54 PM (oXMjV)

634 It would be hilarious if Biden did not make any appearances for two weeks.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 21, 2024 11:55 PM (lhenN)

635 >>I hope so. But I'm not going to be even slightly confident until Trump is on that White House balcony a second time with his hand on the Bible.

Me neither. But I am confident the American people are on our side more than ever.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 11:57 PM (LkLld)

636 The left is past their sell by date.
Posted by: JackStraw
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It seems they have made some colossal errors recently - publicly. They have had time to game this out, however. Regardless of how far-fetched their story(s) are the media will cover and gaslight. Will be interesting to see what the next few days bring, who falls in line vs who brings knives. To your sell by point the youth is warming up to the idea that Donald is the 'cool kid'

Posted by: scampydog at July 21, 2024 11:58 PM (41CYW)

637 Lester Holt has a face entirely too small for his head.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 21, 2024 11:58 PM (lhenN)

638 Two days ago in San Dimas, CA what seems to be a family squabble turned deadly between three Chinese women. One dead. And the suspected murder weapon is a 'Samurai sword.'

San Dimas High School Football Rules!

Posted by: Ox at July 21, 2024 11:59 PM (yOPBE)

639 You think there's chaos and disorganization now, just wait until Kamala's President!

Posted by: DNC Commission at July 22, 2024 12:00 AM (Aqu9a)

640 Holt has a face entirely too small for his head.
Posted by: B




It is because they used the wrong size neck bolts

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 12:00 AM (8XibL)

641 Lester Holt has a face entirely too small for his head.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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Inspiration.

Posted by: Men in Black Casting at July 22, 2024 12:00 AM (41CYW)

642 >>>Instead we have a digitally signed letter released on the president’s
@X
account, an account we know that is run by a staffer, no photo, and no live scheduled address to the American people.

At least we've restored those norms.

Posted by: Mr. Ray at July 22, 2024 12:00 AM (AVyeO)

643 2024 results
Trump 75 million
Kamala 53 million
Biden 82 million

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 22, 2024 12:00 AM (lhenN)

644 634

Not to mention how many days, months before he steps in front of a "News Conference" again


Dead Pool Anyone?

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 12:01 AM (TDvv2)

645 Harris never even made it the Iowa Caucus when she/it/they/them ran against Biden in the Primary....

Posted by: Fibber McGuy at July 22, 2024 12:01 AM (qpLSv)

646 Dems have 100 million ballots already printed with the wrong name. Posted by: ALH

Expect the price of mulch futures to collapse.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 22, 2024 12:02 AM (WsTZq)

647 I said I Shit my pants...... Not I don't have a chance !!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 12:03 AM (rcLES)

648 It's ovah~

@bidenhq now resolves to @kamalahq on twitter.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2024 12:04 AM (IG4Id)

649 Pelosi: "Joe, don't you want to bow out of the race?"
Joe: "Piss off, you shriveled bint. I'm in it to win it!"
Pelosi: *steps on air hose from oxygen tank*
Joe: *gasp* "Fine, just tell them I did it for the Party."

Posted by: PabloD at July 22, 2024 12:05 AM (+c8Fn)

650 What is most interesting for me , about the Trump assassination effort, is that the biggest impression it's had for me would be that I need something in 300 win mag

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 12:05 AM (8XibL)

651 OUP!!! My manners,

Thanks for the ONT MisHum...sure as there used to be "Burma Shave" signs across the East/West roadways back in the day (before ME for sure) we are "gunning" (metaphorically) for a return to AMERICAN VALUES!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 12:06 AM (TDvv2)

652 598 We may see in our lifetimes the Historic First of a president who can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 11:42 PM (15aOX


Yeah... the "first" . . .

Posted by: James "Confirmed Bachelor" Buchanan at July 22, 2024 12:07 AM (gKWVE)

653 It would be hilarious if Biden did not make any appearances for two weeks. Posted by: BourbonChicken

His calendar for the next week is blank and with him being held hostage incommunicado resting at his beach house we are halfway there.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 22, 2024 12:07 AM (WsTZq)

654 Barack withholding Kamala endorsement a sign that Mooch is gonna jump in?

Posted by: breaking bogey at July 22, 2024 12:08 AM (69oK7)

655 Is it true that skid mark is the ss code name for biden?

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 12:08 AM (8XibL)

656 >>It seems they have made some colossal errors recently - publicly. They have had time to game this out, however. Regardless of how far-fetched their story(s) are the media will cover and gaslight.

The really interesting thing is they aren't. Right after the debate the NYT, AJC and the Chicago Tribune all came out with editorials saying Joe should drop out. CNN has been surprisingly tough on Biden including Tapper. The only media I have seen still in the tank is MSNBC and they are bug fuck nuts so not tremendously surprising. They are doing damage control right now not celebration.

I know we are conditioned to accept failure but this is a massive train wreck with the Hindenburg landing on it for the left. There is no win here for them, just different levels of losing. They better get those printers warmed up because they will need to cheat way more this year than they did in 2020.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 12:09 AM (LkLld)

657 Is it true that skid mark is the ss code name for biden?
Posted by: N
-----------
The Deuce? Doody?

Posted by: scampydog at July 22, 2024 12:10 AM (41CYW)

658 Joe's codename is "Lomacs"

Posted by: the SS at July 22, 2024 12:10 AM (gKWVE)

659 The smart move was to run joe and rebuild for the next run

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 12:10 AM (8XibL)

660 Harris' codename is snailtrails

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 12:11 AM (8XibL)

661 What is most interesting for me , about the Trump assassination effort, is that the biggest impression it's had for me would be that I need something in 300 win mag
Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 12:05 AM (8XibL)


Not a bad cartridge, but I am told it will open up an elk like an oyster. and of course expand the minds of Arschlöchern beyond design intentions. I have been hearing nice things about the 6.5 Creedmore, especially since my shoulder gets angry when the weather changes and a lighter kick doesn't hurt so much

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 12:11 AM (D7oie)

662 San Dimas High School football rules!

Hahaha I played HS football in the South Bay LA area late 80s never saw them but did play against lots of CIF and public schools. Got smoked by Mater Dei and Bishop Amat among others they were damn good. Fkn Sherman Oaks Notre Dame.
Great memories!

Posted by: NC Ref at July 22, 2024 12:11 AM (2hKQm)

663 N: check out Brandon Herrera's video from 1 or 2 days ago where he recreates the Trump scenario. He shows what a .300 Win Mag would do to a human head.

Posted by: PabloD at July 22, 2024 12:12 AM (+c8Fn)

664 660 Harris' codename is snailtrails
Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 12:11 AM (8XibL)

************

PearlyNecklace was taken?

By whom? Do I want to know?

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 22, 2024 12:12 AM (kZD16)

665 Not a bad cartridge, but I am told it will open up an elk like an oyster. and of course expand the minds of Arschlöchern beyond design intentions. I have been hearing nice things about the 6.5 Creedmore, especially since my shoulder gets angry when the weather changes and a lighter kick doesn't hurt so much


I hear good things about 6.5 but there's a bunch of good noise about 6mm arc now

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 12:13 AM (8XibL)

666 If Harris gets into the WH I going to want a box of presidential seal blunts sold in gift shop.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 22, 2024 12:13 AM (WsTZq)

667 652

Sorry my friend...THAT TALENT is most assuredly reserved for Career Politicians (just ask Mitch, Grassley, Mitt and that whore up in Alaska, oh... what's the name Mircumsky??

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 12:13 AM (TDvv2)

668 At least Joe can claim dementia. What's her excuse?


https://tinyurl.com/5n9xn96a

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 12:14 AM (LkLld)

669 N: check out Brandon Herrera's video from 1 or 2 days ago where he recreates the Trump scenario. He shows what a .300 Win Mag would do to a human head.
Posted by: Pab




Wll do so now

Thanks

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 12:14 AM (8XibL)

670 Did Tulsi get dental work or has she always had big choppers?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 22, 2024 12:15 AM (lhenN)

671 Nothing wrong with the good old 6mm Remington.

Posted by: C. Whitman, Austin TX at July 22, 2024 12:15 AM (+c8Fn)

672 Sometimes there's no time
For everything that's needed
So often there's no time
For what I want to do
Hang around with all of you
Participate in the camaraderie
Everything just seems to take so long
Whatever I choose is wrong
Sometimes there's just no time at all
Maybe tomorrow
_________

Been thinkin' 'bout Biden
Been thinkin' 'bout quitting

https://youtu.be/0gdA7Pev3gc

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - drive-by of the night at July 22, 2024 12:16 AM (jKSbO)

673 "Trump Demands Changes to Debate Format"

Oh, and one MORE change, guys... if RFK, Jr. isn't on that stage, then neither am I.

Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2024 12:16 AM (NLIak)

674 But I don't WANT to live in interesting times..... 😭😭😭

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at July 22, 2024 12:17 AM (SRRAx)

675 The smart move was to run joe and rebuild for the next run
Posted by: N

They are terrified of the down ballot.
They can cheat however they want, but if they lose the house and senate....

Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 12:17 AM (vJiyU)

676 Who is the demented wordsmith who created the concept of "Influencer." I've seen a number of the people that proudly display this moniker. I've come to the conclusion it actually represents dysfunctional, borderline retarded narcissists hiding low self-esteem who will stop at positively nothing to gain popularity with other dysfunctional, borderline retarded simpletons and proudly display that accomplishment as if it means something important.

Before the internet you could find these same type people in various places (drum circles, streaking, attending alternate religious ceremonies). I went to school with a number of them. They were easy to find. They would say "watch this" right before a trip to the emergency room.

Posted by: Orson at July 22, 2024 12:19 AM (dIske)

677 Real simple folks

Harris was the DE FACTO Willie Brown "Underling" back in the bay area in the 80's and yes folks she spent her formative years "Underling..ing that STUD WILLIE!!


F E R S H I Z Z L E.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 12:20 AM (TDvv2)

678 I know we are conditioned to accept failure but this is a massive train wreck with the Hindenburg landing on it for the left. There is no win here for them, just different levels of losing. They better get those printers warmed up because they will need to cheat way more this year than they did in 2020.
Posted by: JackStraw
----------------
Eh, I'm not failure minded. Just have a lot of questions and tin foil ideas between the ears. Will they (media) return to their ways with Kamala? I mostly agree with you, they're f*cked and sentiment / winds are in our favor... Hedging I suppose, to your conditioned comment. Whole thing reminds me of sweatpants election, don't see/know when it is appearin and it's a problem when it appears.

Posted by: scampydog at July 22, 2024 12:20 AM (41CYW)

679 664 660 Harris' codename is snailtrails
Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 12:11 AM (8XibL)

************

PearlyNecklace was taken?

By whom? Do I want to know?
Posted by: Sasquatch,
....,.................................
Giggity...

Posted by: Pete Buttigeig at July 22, 2024 12:20 AM (QJwzS)

680 Hi, TiFW

Have missed your posts lately.

Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2024 12:20 AM (NLIak)

681
They are terrified of the down ballot.
They can cheat however they want, but if they lose the house and senate....


You're right but they should go to the hilt, or to the nuts as harris would say, for the house and senate and not destroy the base with the party shennanigans

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 12:23 AM (8XibL)

682 674 But I don't WANT to live in interesting times..... 😭😭😭
Posted by: Teresa
...............................
It will be ok. (Sends a gallon of Valuerite Vodka through Ethernet port)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 22, 2024 12:23 AM (QJwzS)

683 Harris' S.S. codename is Big Gulp.

They have to say it with a slight Indian accent.

/bigguy


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 22, 2024 12:24 AM (kQgoX)

684 Harris' S.S. codename is Big Gulp.




Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 12:24 AM (8XibL)

685 Personally, I love the interesting times. I thrill on conflict and discord. I pray to God to forge me a sword with which I may decimate the unrighteous.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 22, 2024 12:24 AM (YIxO9)

686 683 Harris' S.S. codename is Big Gulp
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Heh.

Posted by: scampydog at July 22, 2024 12:25 AM (41CYW)

687 Biden video statement out:

*NSFW*

https://t.ly/AMaNP

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 12:25 AM (dZVON)

688 Unbundle cable

say it now

Cable news propaganda get most of their money from people who don't even watch.

Posted by: Miklos, unofficial Trump policy advisor at July 22, 2024 12:25 AM (XIkHl)

689 I give you bucket of chicken, you eat! In Kentucky, we no play games with fried chicken, round eye!

Posted by: Colonel Sanders Son at July 22, 2024 12:26 AM (2UBPP)

690 They would say "watch this" right before a trip to the emergency room.

Posted by: Orson at July 22, 2024 12:19 AM (dIske)

The worst ones don't even say "Hold my beer" because they're this stupid *sober*.

Posted by: pookysgirl, influencing practically no one at July 22, 2024 12:26 AM (dtlDP)

691 Harris' S.S. codename is Big Gulp.

They have to say it with a slight Indian accent.

/bigguy


Jim

Ima indict yo ass

Posted by: Fanni "Supersized" Willis at July 22, 2024 12:27 AM (XIkHl)

692 Cable news propaganda get most of their money from people who don't even watch.
Posted by: Miklos, unofficial Trump policy advisor at July 22, 2024 12:25 AM (XIkHl)

It's the Planet Fitness revenue model strategy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2024 12:28 AM (Aqu9a)

693 >>Whole thing reminds me of sweatpants election, don't see/know when it is appearin and it's a problem when it appears.

Most of us can't do anything about the cheat factor. It's real. But some are fighting it like America First Legal, various state's Attorney's Generals and even the new Trump dominated RNC. All I can do is hope they are getting results as they did in Arizona the other day.

But as far as the normal election process goes Trump is steamrolling them. It's not ever a close election right now and it's not going to get better for the left. They aren't replacing Joe to win. They are replacing him to lose less bad and try to save Congress. If we had a real media this would be touted as the most lopsided election in decades and they would be calling for investigations of who knew what about Joe's health when. But just because we don't own the media doesn't mean the same thing isn't happening.

Good night all.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 12:29 AM (LkLld)

694 A 300 wmg was not used in the attempt on PDT. The debate here is what took out the perp, not that I really care. So much background noise still going on. It gets tiresome.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 22, 2024 12:30 AM (mH6SG)

695 Biden video statement out:

*NSFW*

https://t.ly/AMaNP

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 12:25 AM (dZVON)

Y'all need to watch this one.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 22, 2024 12:30 AM (c5Itv)

696 It is a very long haul to November. Gird your loins folks, these people have no concern whatsoever for decency, let alone the well-being of the country. They want power, period, and they will do *anything* that does not place themselves at personal risk to obtain it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2024 12:31 AM (XeU6L)

697 524 I love the pencil jokes, but leave blondes out of it.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 11:26 PM (QSrLX)
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There are various 'cures' for constipation.
Mathematicians work it out with a pencil.

Posted by: Ciampino - ONT trailings #12 at July 22, 2024 12:32 AM (qfLjt)

698 It is a very long haul to November. Gird your loins folks, these people have no concern whatsoever for decency, let alone the well-being of the country. They want power, period, and they will do *anything* that does not place themselves at personal risk to obtain it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
--------------
Agree and adding, it is easy to avoid risk when they're dealin from the bottom of the deck.

Posted by: scampydog at July 22, 2024 12:33 AM (41CYW)

699 A 300 wmg was not used in the attempt on PDT. The debate here is what took out the perp, not that I really care. So much background noise still going on. It gets tiresome.




Nobody said that it did

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 12:34 AM (8XibL)

700 700? Please!

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 22, 2024 12:34 AM (QSrLX)

701 but leave blondes out of it.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 11:26 PM




Agreed, it's not funny and there's no sport in ridiculing retards

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 12:35 AM (8XibL)

702 This is the way: clean up your own act and the rest of the world will follow. Look it up.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 22, 2024 12:36 AM (QSrLX)

703 No 300 win mag, Creedmoor, nor 6mm in the scampydog toolbox. Time to go shopping.

Posted by: scampydog at July 22, 2024 12:38 AM (41CYW)

704 How did I get 700? Works and faith. KABOOM!

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 22, 2024 12:38 AM (QSrLX)

705 https://youtu.be/aGCdLKXNF3w?si=CBvl5d3yT9SOcXiF

Music interlude. Saw 80s music fan nic, got nostalgic. Probably have had a few beers 🍻.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 22, 2024 12:38 AM (QJwzS)

706 No 300 win mag, Creedmoor, nor 6mm in the scampydog toolbox. Time to go shopping.
Posted by: s









Everybody needs a big bolt gun

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 12:40 AM (8XibL)

707 Nobody said that it did

You're late and contentious, as usual.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 22, 2024 12:40 AM (mH6SG)

708 Nothing wrong with the good old 6mm Remington.
Posted by: C. Whitman, Austin TX at July 22, 2024 12:15 AM (+c8Fn)


the .30 Remington and the .35 Remington are both very good cartridges, and the Model 81 Remington is "what if Browning invented the AK?"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 12:41 AM (D7oie)

709 Everybody needs a big bolt gun
Posted by: N
----------
Yep, I prefer them for hunting. But none of those calibers. Which I should remedy.

Posted by: scampydog at July 22, 2024 12:42 AM (41CYW)

710 565 It’s time for us to seize the moment of today, before it becomes yesterday, which is the day before tomorrow, before this moment will no longer be the moment of today, and winds up being the moment of the day before

Posted by: I am The Kamala of Harris at July 21, 2024 11:34 PM (DBZuM)
----
Today's tomorrow but yesterday ..... (that'll keep K confused for a while).

Posted by: Ciampino - ONT trailings #13 at July 22, 2024 12:42 AM (qfLjt)

711
You're late and contentious, as usual.
Posted by: Noto




You were writing about 300 win mag , which was my comment, so

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 12:43 AM (8XibL)

712 Biden video statement out:
*NSFW*
-----

I LOL'd. Then, when I closed the tab... CD drawer popped open. So I closed it...

And, it just now popped open again.

If you don't see me comment anym

Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2024 12:43 AM (njWTi)

713 Trump says he received a 'beautiful note' from 'brilliant' Xi after assassination attempt

https://mol.im/a/13655231

Posted by: Ciampino - ONT trailings #14 at July 22, 2024 12:43 AM (qfLjt)

714

Farmer:

Hat says he's in.

I have a tentative location, unless Hat has a better location. I will send the location via The Group in a few minutes.

If anyone else is interested, watch for an e-mail on The group in your e-mail within 30 minutes.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 22, 2024 12:44 AM (FlRtG)

715 I want to see the two cunts square off, Kamala and Hillary.

This is about ugly and nasty and democrat bitches!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 22, 2024 12:44 AM (2UBPP)

716 And delicious chicken.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 22, 2024 12:45 AM (2UBPP)

717 Chinese migrants find new loophole to enter US as Biden crackdown unravels

https://mol.im/a/13620159

Posted by: Ciampino - ONT trailings #15 at July 22, 2024 12:45 AM (qfLjt)

718 Kamala and Hillary

Two bitch enter, one bitch leave...

---Thunderdome 2024

Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2024 12:46 AM (njWTi)

719 The 6.5 Creedmoor is just about ballistically identical to the 6.5x55 Swedish Mauser. Same bullets, same velocities (in factory loads), same trajectories.

But, the Creedmoor does it in a .308 length case (short Rem. action), where the Swede is an '06 length case, necessitating a long Rem. 700 length (or equivalent) action.

Bonus. The propellant impulse curve in the shorter, fatter Creedmoor case results in a smoother bullet movement, from ignition to muzzle blast. A TINY bit less bullet upset at the muzzle. And enhanced downrange accuracy in many rifle/ammo combos.

Of course, you can always go with the 6.5x'06 P.O. Ackley Improved. Now, you're in +3,000 fps with a 140 gr. pill.

Mr. Elk will be IMPRESSED.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 22, 2024 12:46 AM (kQgoX)

720 think some of our adversarial TECH BRAHS are feeling a might "edgy" these days?

Surly simple math will equate seriously PISSED OFF MILLIONS upon MILLIONS of AMERICANS that are so EFFIN DONE with the bs....Zuckerberg...hey pal...hey...better re-thing voting centers in swing states this time around. Just an observation...nothing more. Bezos...take that vacation Way ou t on your yacht maybe off the Kermadec Islands?

Elon, well you just ROCK!!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 12:48 AM (TDvv2)

721 Thank you Argentina, thank you President Javier Milei @JMilei, for designating Hamas as a terrorist organization.

https://tinyurl.com/rj46w9ad

Posted by: Ciampino - ONT trailings #16 at July 22, 2024 12:49 AM (qfLjt)

722 Zuckerberg bought two boats, he's done worrying about things

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 12:51 AM (8XibL)

723 Good evening morons and thank you mh

Biden must resign immediately,

Unfit to run for office is unfit for office.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 12:53 AM (RIvkX)

724 710 565 It’s time for us to seize the moment of today, before it becomes yesterday, which is the day before tomorrow, before this moment will no longer be the moment of today, and winds up being the moment of the day before

Posted by: I am The Kamala of Harris at July 21, 2024 11:34 PM (DBZuM)
----
Today's tomorrow but yesterday ..... (that'll keep K confused for a while).
Posted by: Ciampino
......................................
https://youtu.be/vT7ZB3xHOa8?si=ON_0DgG0S-dqXMUQ

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 22, 2024 12:53 AM (QJwzS)

725 North African migrant snatches a pensioner's phone and meets instant karma.
https://t.co/u7YnTrBvP5"

Posted by: Ciampino - ONT trailings #17 at July 22, 2024 12:53 AM (qfLjt)

726 Ya know, I used to think this purse and shoes thing with women was vanity to the max, but they don't hold a candle to brass, bullet and powder that gun nuts profess.

Name three .30 caliber rifles
Name three .30 caliber handguns.
Name three semi automatic handguns.
Name three bolt action rifles.
Name three semiautomatic rifles.

Forget about it, because most can name ten of each.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 22, 2024 12:55 AM (QSrLX)

727 Major weed bust in the Bronx!

https://t.co/6asOdaP11J

Posted by: Ciampino - ONT trailings #18 at July 22, 2024 12:55 AM (qfLjt)

728 I got a few pings today from people who were in city hall with me when Kamala was there.

I'm leaning toward, "It will be cold day of pigs flying in hell before I cast my ballot for Kamala Harris."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 12:55 AM (RIvkX)

729 Good evening morons and thank you mh

Biden must resign immediately,

Unfit to run for office is unfit for office.
Posted by: S



Nobody needs that

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 12:55 AM (8XibL)

730 North African migrant snatches a pensioner's phone and meets instant karma.
https://t.co/u7YnTrBvP5"
Posted by: Ciampino
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Road pizza.

Posted by: scampydog at July 22, 2024 12:55 AM (41CYW)

731 Marian Paroo: No, please, not tonight. Maybe tomorrow.

Harold Hill: Oh, my dear little librarian. You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you've collected nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays. I don't know about you, but I'd like to make today worth remembering.

Marian Paroo: Oh, so would I.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2024 12:56 AM (Aqu9a)

732 Sat based shipping software can find any vessel on any part of the watery earth and pinpoint the location within half a nautical mile.

So Little Jeffery bought two supper yachts???

He's trying to split the deference.


As well he should.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 12:57 AM (TDvv2)

733 So I guess Trump won the debate?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 12:57 AM (RIvkX)

734 Trump says he received a 'beautiful note' from 'brilliant' Xi after assassination attempt

Posted by: Ciampino - ONT trailings #14 at July 22, 2024 12:43 AM (qfLjt)

From eight years ago:

https://youtu.be/KU_Jdts5rL0

Darth Trump, he will sell you steaks and so much more...

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 22, 2024 12:58 AM (dze4C)

735 If I were hunter id be sitting text to dad having him write that pardon now

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 12:59 AM (8XibL)

736 First time a guy got beat so hard in a debate he quit the race

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 12:59 AM (8XibL)

737 I'm leaning toward, "It will be cold day of pigs flying in hell before I cast my ballot for Kamala Harris."
Posted by: San Franpsycho
------------
Good news but curious. People that have been in the same office? Or a mix of internal and outsiders?

Posted by: scampydog at July 22, 2024 01:00 AM (41CYW)

738 If I were hunter id be sitting text to dad having him write that pardon now
Posted by: N
---

Huntie has a pre-written pardon in hand right now. Just needs to come up with enough $$$$$ to bribe whoever controls the auto-pen.

Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2024 01:01 AM (njWTi)

739 I saw many morons earlier saying that Kamala was a Clintonite. She is firmly in Obama's orbit.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 01:01 AM (RIvkX)

740 A poor person who votes rethugliKKKan is like a chicken voting for col. sanders. Now only one senile old pervert left in the race.

Posted by: raimondo at July 22, 2024 01:01 AM (a83hs)

741 Bidens have to be a bit worried that they are going to get the second rate girlboss ss

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 01:01 AM (8XibL)

742 North African migrant snatches a pensioner's phone and meets instant karma.
https://t.co/u7YnTrBvP5"
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT trailings #17 at July 22, 2024 12:53 AM (qfLjt)

Is the phone okay?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 22, 2024 01:02 AM (dze4C)

743 Good news but curious. People that have been in the same office? Or a mix of internal and outsiders?
Posted by: scampydog at July 22, 2024 01:00 AM (41CYW)
===
Anyone who would ping me is an outsider.

I have one friend who is still in with her.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 01:02 AM (RIvkX)

744 724

Today's tomorrow but yesterday ..... (that'll keep K confused for a while).
Posted by: Ciampino
......................................
https://youtu.be/vT7ZB3xHOa8?si=ON_0DgG0S-dqXMUQ

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 22, 2024 12:53 AM (QJwzS)
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Well I didn't know that one. Not a record track I would have purchased
I love those "The Best Of XYZ" - so what was the last one: "Golden Hits of XYZ" all about? Did you cheat me?

Posted by: Ciampino - ONT trailings #20 at July 22, 2024 01:03 AM (qfLjt)

745 In they says were pay finished! AOC is shows you want. Native is similar problem with it as 3/5 a pervert or no more threads on vote green party. He says democrat stooges like schumer says were gets now not so slowly turning juntas in honduras el say means almost as thrown away at anyone ranger and the opposed to hate him. (and in the first shoot back at kent state and as I post official wants to republicans with joe madison and dragging away

Posted by: raimondo on tap at July 22, 2024 01:03 AM (XIkHl)

746 I'm leaning toward, "It will be cold day of pigs flying in hell before I cast my ballot for Kamala Harris."

I still like Wayne's World, "When monkeys fly out my butt."

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 22, 2024 01:03 AM (QSrLX)

747
I have one friend who is still in with her.
Posted by: S




That's not believable

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 01:03 AM (8XibL)

748 Poor, sad troll.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 01:03 AM (RIvkX)

749 Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 01:03 AM (8XibL)

748 Poor, sad troll.
Posted by: S



It was a jok, do not be a pussy

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 01:05 AM (8XibL)

750 North African migrant snatches a pensioner's phone and meets instant karma.
https://t.co/u7YnTrBvP5"
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT trailings #17 at July 22, 2024 12:53 AM

Now, ain't that just like a North African? Trying to steal more phone than he can outrun a bus with. (Spits tobacco towards the spitoon.)

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 22, 2024 01:05 AM (dze4C)

751 Trump gets the D Team USSS detail and we get the D Team Raimondo.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 01:05 AM (gKDq2)

752 By the way

Has anyone heard from Hogmartin lately?

Posted by: Miklos, and the World Wonders at July 22, 2024 01:05 AM (XIkHl)

753 ...If I were hunter id be sitting text to dad having him write that pardon now. Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 12:59 AM (8XibL)


That's Deja Vu, all over again.

"....I'm sitting right here next to my Dad, and between him knowing everyone there is to know, and my ability to hold a grudge forever, you'll soon come to regret your pulling back on our deal!!!"

Now....just exactly how, and with what threat, will dear Hunter be able to threaten the Big Guy with anything greater than the oblivion he's already surfing down into his own flaming eternity?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 22, 2024 01:06 AM (kQgoX)

754 Posted by: raimondo
------------
English, donkey puncher. You're that kid that wants to play whiffleball on a gravel road.

Posted by: scampydog at July 22, 2024 01:06 AM (41CYW)

755 744: just the song that popped in my head when I read your post.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 22, 2024 01:06 AM (QJwzS)

756 Poor, sad troll.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

San Franpsycho Johnson is right!

Posted by: Miklos Johnson at July 22, 2024 01:07 AM (XIkHl)

757 Isn't Raymond somebody's sock name

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 01:07 AM (8XibL)

758 We aren't going to make one thousand, are we.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 22, 2024 01:07 AM (QSrLX)

759 tch, tch. I see R'mans Gibberish to English software is acting up again.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2024 01:07 AM (XeU6L)

760 Nobody needs that
Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 12:55 AM (8XibL)


Yet here we are.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 01:08 AM (D7oie)

761 tch, tch. I see R'mans Gibberish to English software is acting up again.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2024 01:07 AM (XeU6L)


Rainman's the bot handle that's been passed around more than Kamalalaladingdong.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 01:10 AM (gKDq2)

762 I like the raimondo sock better

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 22, 2024 01:10 AM (QJwzS)

763 760 Nobody needs that
Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 12:55 AM (8XibL)

Yet here we are.




Biden os awful but retiring him and having Harris run and govern simultaneously is going to get everybody murdered by the chicom or russians or haitians

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 01:11 AM (8XibL)

764 I made 1000

Maybe

Was problems

Posted by: magic Johnson at July 22, 2024 01:11 AM (XIkHl)

765 tch, tch. I see R'mans Gibberish to English software is acting up again.
Posted by: Mike Hamme
----------
I'm doing my bestest.

Posted by: Gemini AI at July 22, 2024 01:12 AM (41CYW)

766 I like the raimondo sock better
Posted by: Puddleglum

I am moderately honest.

Posted by: the Unkown Hungarian at July 22, 2024 01:13 AM (XIkHl)

767 Biden os awful but retiring him and having Harris run and govern simultaneously is going to get everybody murdered by the chicom or russians or haitians
Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 01:11 AM (8XibL)


Monday morning I am hoping for a demand from Congress to meet with Biden face to face to figure out what is going on.
I suspect he is in a coma or similar, and I wonder what happens when that gets out.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 01:14 AM (D7oie)

768 *dons tinfoil hat*

Huntie has been slithering about the WH, more than long enough to have swiped a few sheets of official letterhead stationery.

And maybe had a sweet bro pre-write a pardon in case of emergency, ya know. Back when he had money and clout.

Now that Daddy Dearest (and mommy?) are out-- he'll need to offer mucho bux, or perhaps do some dirty work to get it "signed."

*doffs tinfoil hat*

Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2024 01:15 AM (njWTi)

769 We could begin to throw our 2 cents in on the potentials for the upcoming Democrap Convention (Chicago 0_0 no less)

Remember 1968? (Though most of you youngsters posting here would not have a clue...(QUICK!! GOOGLE THAT SHIT!!)


LET'S GO!!! LET'S GO!!!!!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 01:15 AM (TDvv2)

770 I note that Hillz' X account has more than 1000 comments.

YOU GO, GIRL!

Posted by: Miklos avoids anti-social media, but sometimes at July 22, 2024 01:16 AM (XIkHl)

771 Not enough thought given to a Harris/Haley ticket:

Initials: H/H
First Women
First 2 Women
First Indians
First 2 Indians
First 2 POC
First Unity Ticket - D/R (not sure about this)

--- WOW!
We should worry.

Posted by: Ciampino - ONT trailings #21 at July 22, 2024 01:17 AM (qfLjt)

772 770

and... where is your FIRE?

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 01:18 AM (TDvv2)

773 LET'S GO!!! LET'S GO!!!!!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEuBtgmlqI8

Posted by: late Nite DJ Miklos at July 22, 2024 01:18 AM (XIkHl)

774 I note that Hillz' X account has more than 1000 comments.

YOU GO, GIRL!
Posted by: Miklos avoids anti-social media
-------------
Recommends Miklos visit the eye was station.

Posted by: scampydog at July 22, 2024 01:18 AM (41CYW)

775 Well, I busted Pookette yet again for reading in bed. (An original Spider-man comic book and the What If? 2 book, for those interested.) We need to break this habit now before she goes back to school a zombie.

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to be proactive at July 22, 2024 01:19 AM (dtlDP)

776 Remember

The Hobos...under the train trestles and those of the olden that spoke on their behalf.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 01:21 AM (TDvv2)

777 There's a Sinclair Gas Station in Choteau, only 20 miles south of the Montana Dinosaur Center.
Coincidence? You decide.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 22, 2024 01:21 AM (czWT6)

778 https://youtu.be/8g6h1vI4Xv0?si=yA4vO33J3mq5nAbJ

772 770

and... where is your FIRE?
Posted by: Nightwatch

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 22, 2024 01:22 AM (QJwzS)

779 h: He remains the only politician to ever beat Trump.

Posted by: DaveA at July 22, 2024 01:22 AM (FhXTo)

780 Somebody was saying assassin had spent time working at eppstin island

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 01:22 AM (8XibL)

781 Well, I busted Pookette yet again for reading in bed. (An original Spider-man comic book and the What If? 2 book, for those interested.) We need to break this habit now before she goes back to school a zombie.
Posted by: pookysgirl
---------------
Can relate. Both scampykids are/were readers. Want them consuming books vs being on phone or other technology. But.... they need their rest. Unlike us vampires. Good problem to navigate as a parent, but a challenge.

Posted by: scampydog at July 22, 2024 01:24 AM (41CYW)

782 Dad, remember when I was a kid and sat on your lap and you would rock me? I miss those times. Could we do it again for old times sake? Dad, remember when I would bring my report card home and you had to sign it? Yeah me too. But would you sign it again, you know, for old times sake? BAM

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 01:24 AM (lCWOD)

783 More like, Dad, where is the keys to the filing cabinet?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 01:26 AM (D7oie)

784 Place your cards on the table...

Kamala...Newsome...Whitmer... speak your call...plenty of other names.

Lets mix it up. What you say?

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 01:26 AM (TDvv2)

785 G'night Horde. Back is sufficiently iced down (four bulging discs). I believe it numb enough to sleep.

Posted by: scampydog at July 22, 2024 01:28 AM (41CYW)

786 If anybody is replacing Harris has to be a minority or a woman, ideally a minority woman

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 01:28 AM (8XibL)

787 752 By the way

Has anyone heard from Hogmartin lately?
Posted by: Miklos,
-------------------------

Not here, but another commenter who lives proximal had lunch with him recently.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 01:29 AM (lCWOD)

788 Menendez was an idiot.

*loads gold bars into Diplomatic Pouch*

*Brazilian visa OK*

Posted by: Dr. DOCTOR Jill at July 22, 2024 01:30 AM (XIkHl)

789 781 Well, I busted Pookette yet again for reading in bed. (An original Spider-man comic book and the What If? 2 book, for those interested.) We need to break this habit now before she goes back to school a zombie.
Posted by: pookysgirl
--------------------------

That sounds like a good girl. Just police what she's reading.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 01:31 AM (lCWOD)

790 That's not believable
Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 01:03 AM (8XibL)
===

Such a shame.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 01:31 AM (RIvkX)

791 779

YO BOY...history will correct "THAT ABORTION" one of these days.

Put a tattoo of a reverse "L" mid forehead in the meantime.

So every time you look in a mirror...

Signal 30...

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 01:33 AM (TDvv2)

792 Not here, but another commenter who lives proximal had lunch with him recently.
Posted by: Braenyard

Thank you

Posted by: Dr. DOCTOR Miklos (this is a lie, I only have the one Ph.D.) at July 22, 2024 01:33 AM (XIkHl)

793 What's the record for time between presidential campaign dropouts?

Posted by: SFGoth at July 22, 2024 01:33 AM (KAi1n)

794 by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 01:31 AM (lCWOD)

790 That's not believable
Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 01:03 AM (8XibL)
===

Such a shame.
Posted by: S




It was supposed to be a jok, do not be a pussy and whine over this for hours

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 01:33 AM (8XibL)

795 I would imagine, that one no longer needs access to THE actual Autopen device as used in the White House, or Delaware, etc.

Nope. Merely a copy of the "Big_Guy_Sig.whatever" file that drives the damn thing.

Some genuine White House stationery (no prob for dear Hunter), an Autopen machine somewhere in D.C. (they're everywhere), and ol' Hunter is Good to Go.

I'm smelling bigger rats than Chuck E. Cheese ever dared put into costume.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 22, 2024 01:34 AM (kQgoX)

796 Seven Beers with the Wrong Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7Os7pTwFpA

'night

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 01:34 AM (lCWOD)

797 -
Late sixties lefties craziest members were Weathermen.
Now they have whether-men.

Posted by: irright at July 22, 2024 01:36 AM (NufQ3)

798 Sigh...can't fall asleep. Again.
But there's a terrific MisHum ONT to spend my [sleepless] time with. Thank you, MH.

12 Fun fact: there were four times as many SS agents assigned to Dr. Jill than to Trump on the day he was shot.

https://is.gd/oWwNxA
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 21, 2024 10:03 PM (L/fGl)

GEOTUS got third string DHS/TSA.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 22, 2024 01:36 AM (Rbu5d)

799 It was a jok, do not be a pussy
Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 01:05 AM (8XibL)
===

Really super thankful for your guidance.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 01:36 AM (RIvkX)

800 As I've said before, Mao and his boys spent two years on the Long March, sleeping in caves, eating rats, and picking lice off his nuts.

Your modern communist "revolutionary" gets PTSD if you forget to call him "xim".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2024 01:38 AM (W5ArC)

801 Politically, what scares me more than anything I can think of is I believed as far back as 2017 that the original plan was Hillary for 8 years and then Kamala in 2024.

I said all along that if it's not Joe, it will be her, and her VP will be bootyfag.

I think the party will "unite" around her and make a big show of it at the convention because everything is bullshit and dumb. There is no way they win with anything but the biggest fraud unimaginable.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:39 AM (lX8VI)

802 It was a jok, do not be a pussy
Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 01:05 AM (8XibL)
===

Really super thankful for your guidance.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Somehow, I suspect that San Franpsycho has had more pussy than "N".

Posted by: Miklos speculates with confidence at July 22, 2024 01:39 AM (XIkHl)

803 Really super thankful for your guidance.
Posted by: Sa



It was supposed to be a jok, thought you were a moron with a sense of humor not a pussy.

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 01:39 AM (8XibL)

804 Hey Horde, fell asleep earlier than usual and now I can't get back to sleep. What did I miss??

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 22, 2024 01:40 AM (Sgq8y)

805 Only a guess of course because this is not easy to predict, but I think Obama is fake "waiting" to endorse so he can do it at the DNC. I think they want as many eyeballs as possible on their psy op shit. I will be paying no attention to any of this other than what I see here. Will not watch a second of any of these lying fags saying anything or being reported to say anything.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:41 AM (lX8VI)

806 16...That piece was played at the end of the RNC after Trump's speech. (2:00 mark)

https://tinyurl.com/4dytpjms
Posted by: Methos at July 21, 2024 10:05 PM (Dnobf)

"Nessun dorma," from Puccini's Turandot.

Calaf (the heroic tenor) is singing “vincerò”, which means “I will win”.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 22, 2024 01:41 AM (Rbu5d)

807 Hey Horde, fell asleep earlier than usual and now I can't get back to sleep. What did I miss??

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 22, 2024 01:40 AM (Sgq8y)

Hi DDS!!! 😁

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:42 AM (lX8VI)

808 What did I miss??
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Biden chewed his own ear off.

Awaiting confirmation.

Posted by: MiklosWatch at July 22, 2024 01:42 AM (XIkHl)

809 Trump played that in 2020 as well, then he won.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:42 AM (lX8VI)

810 > I think the party will "unite" around her and make a big show of it at the convention because everything is bullshit and dumb

Could happen. I'm expecting a fight, myself. I'm gonna lay in some extra popcorn, chips, and dip before the convention fires up. If enough Antifatards drift into town, it could be the most lit Dem convention since '68, in all senses of the word "lit".

I do not think most of the party is going to accept Commie Lay gracefully, no matter what words they're mouthing at the moment.

I'm sure OCrazyHo-Tittycaca thinks she should be at the bottom of that ticket, if not the top.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2024 01:42 AM (W5ArC)

811 Whadda day, amirite?

Howdy roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 22, 2024 01:43 AM (6NgT4)

812 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2024 01:42 AM (W5ArC)

Good to see you. I really don't know. I'll just stick with what I've thought all along because why not.

I guess I can see them going straight to Booty but I don't think so. This is going to be another Guilt Election.

One thing I am 99.9% on is the nominee is already chosen. They choose the nominee when there is a citizen vote ffs - there is no way to me that this isn't already done and dusted.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:44 AM (lX8VI)

813 It was supposed to be a jok, thought you were a moron with a sense of humor not a pussy.

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 01:39 AM (8XibL)
===
I have a great sense of humor, I find your perseverations very amusing indeed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 01:45 AM (RIvkX)

814 Evenin' everyone!

Posted by: CaliforniaGirl (not CaliGirl) at July 22, 2024 01:45 AM (0FtZB)

815 I have a great sense of humor, I find your perseverations very amusing indeed.
Posted by: S




If you had a sense of humor you would not have started thing

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 01:46 AM (8XibL)

816 Whining

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 01:46 AM (8XibL)

817 I tried to tell Kammie

Pasty white guys are OK

BUT NOT JEWISH

Posted by: AOPC has been hearing from her People at July 22, 2024 01:47 AM (XIkHl)

818 Yay!!!

Flamewar!!!!

Posted by: Outside of Life at July 22, 2024 01:48 AM (89Sog)

819 If Kamala became president, Gavin Newsom would rip his own heart out.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 01:48 AM (RIvkX)

820 If Kamala became president, Gavin Newsom would rip his own heart out.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

But first

Posted by: Big Mike at July 22, 2024 01:49 AM (XIkHl)

821 raimondo

Thanks for deploying the "like a chicken voting for Col. Sanders" analogy.

So fresh! So witty! So original!

You coulda been SOMEBODY! What a WIT you are!

like a dog voting for Kristi Noem, perhaps? Nah.

You stick with the greatest hits of 1972, OK? Bad jokes never get to be old jokes, right?



Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2024 01:51 AM (NLIak)

822 My wife has Fox on (don't ask), who named "Kamala's" (lol, like she's picking anything but VD scabs) shortlist and booty isn't on it.

Out of the four they named I think it's pretyy obvious they are going with Shapiro.

One, it will cover for the massive PA cheat, which is integral to this year's steal, and two, Jew.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:52 AM (lX8VI)

823 If Kamala became president, Gavin Newsom would rip his own heart out.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

But first

Posted by: Big Mike at July 22, 2024 01:49 AM (XIkHl)

This is exactly what I expect

Posted by: CaliforniaGirl (not CaliGirl) at July 22, 2024 01:52 AM (0FtZB)

824 Name three .30 caliber rifles
Name three .30 caliber handguns.
Name three semi automatic handguns.
Name three bolt action rifles.
Name three semiautomatic rifles.


Ones that I have, or just in general?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 22, 2024 01:53 AM (6NgT4)

825 Why is somebody going to agree to be her vp, same as getting hired to be copilot for the hindenburg

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 01:54 AM (8XibL)

826 Ones that I have, or just in general?
Posted by: GGE


You're a mosin guy

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 01:55 AM (8XibL)

827 I've been hearing lots of talk about Gavin as VP which would be a problem because they're both Commifornians. I've also heard "My Good Friend Ray" Cooper, presently NC Gov and soon to be unemployed.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 22, 2024 01:55 AM (6NgT4)

828 Name three .30 caliber rifles: George, Kayla, Mike
Name three .30 caliber handguns: Fred, Sheila, Roger
Name three semi automatic handguns: Christie, Hailey, Foxx
Name three bolt action rifles: Chris, Frank, Charlie
Name three semiautomatic rifles: John, Ronald, Adam

Next?

Posted by: CaliforniaGirl (not CaliGirl) at July 22, 2024 01:56 AM (0FtZB)

829 You're a mosin guy
Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 01:55 AM (8XibL)


Just because I thought "7.62x54R" as one of the three .30 caliber rifles doesn't mean a thing...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 22, 2024 01:57 AM (6NgT4)

830 One, it will cover for the massive PA cheat, which is integral to this year's steal, and two, Jew.
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:52 AM (lX8VI)


That would be a big problem for the hard proggie left in the Dem party. They're all in rooting for Gaza terrorists. Shapiro could cause more trouble (a split in the party) than he's worth (PA vote steal).

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 01:57 AM (gKDq2)

831
Just because I thought "7.62x54R" as one of the three .30 caliber rifles doesn't mean a thing...
Posted by: GGE




Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 01:57 AM (8XibL)

832 That would be a big problem for the hard proggie left in the Dem party. They're all in rooting for Gaza terrorists. Shapiro could cause more trouble (a split in the party) than he's worth (PA vote steal).
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 01:57 AM (gKDq2)

Maybe. I don't know. I think most of the hard Left knows Jew doesn't equal support for Israel. The guy probably has already gone on record supporting Hamas or he's stayed quiet which is worse but telling.

I don't really want to handicap this because they have the plan already and I'm not privy to it. So there's nothing really to guess, it's more a mind reading game.

I'll settle for being correct that it was Joe or Kamala all along but even on that I could still be dead wrong.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 02:00 AM (lX8VI)

833 Also is the hard left really going to stay home?

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 02:02 AM (lX8VI)

834 > Good to see you.

Thanks! I haven't been around much... been dealing with two family estates, one of which has been contentious. That's what sucks about getting old. People start dying off, and you wind up being the one who has to deal with it.

Ah, well... soon enough I'll be gone and someone else will have to deal with my left-behind bullshit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2024 02:04 AM (W5ArC)

835 IMHO, AOC is the perfect Harris VP pick. Dumb, Vacuous, and Big Tits that are sure to lock down the male strip club patron vote.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 22, 2024 02:05 AM (WsTZq)

836 Damn, GGE. How's things down east?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2024 02:05 AM (XeU6L)

837 Checking out for now, though... tomorrow is another day of bullshit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2024 02:05 AM (W5ArC)

838 Also is the hard left really going to stay home?
Posted by: ...

probably

Posted by: Homeless Democrat voters at July 22, 2024 02:07 AM (XIkHl)

839 Nobody votes for cortez before we see her tits

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 02:09 AM (8XibL)

840 The Trolls are not to be fed

Posted by: The ONT Department of Natural Resources at July 22, 2024 02:11 AM (XIkHl)

841 Damn, GGE. How's things down east?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2024 02:05 AM (XeU6L)

Currently raining like an SOB. How's Moscow in the Appalachians? Have they nabbed the Water Gun Killers yet?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 22, 2024 02:12 AM (6NgT4)

842
Is it just me, or does it kinda feel like they took Biden to Delaware for one last walk on the beach and nap in the sun before they scratch him behind the ears one last time and take him to the vet?
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe

Come, Joe, it's time to cross the Rainbow Bridge!
Posted by: Our Secret Service

================

You people have probably gone to bed, but you're making me laugh.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2024 02:12 AM (lCaJd)

843 The Trolls are not to be fed
Posted by: The ONT Department of Natural Resources at July 22, 2024 02:11 AM (XIkHl)

Hunting over bait not allowed?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 22, 2024 02:13 AM (6NgT4)

844 An advantage of another Trump win might be Victory Tits.

Posted by: Miklos does recall at July 22, 2024 02:14 AM (XIkHl)

845 I knew a guy, you say any phrase, he immediately says it backwards.

I can't forget his Kentucky Fried Chicken

Yee cut neck, dee irff, neck eh hick

Posted by: M. Gaga at July 22, 2024 02:15 AM (uf0HO)

846 Biden was about to be told about the rabbits

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 02:15 AM (8XibL)

847 Hunting over bait not allowed?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter

No eat, no kill

Posted by: The ONT Department of Natural Resources at July 22, 2024 02:16 AM (XIkHl)

848 ...Also is the hard flaccid left really going to stay home?
Posted by: ...

probably
Posted by: Homeless Democrat voters at July 22, 2024 02:07 AM (XIkHl)



Like they say in Golf. Never up, never In !!!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 22, 2024 02:16 AM (kQgoX)

849 An advantage of another Trump win might be Victory Tits.




No bebes no gush no tits

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 02:16 AM (8XibL)

850 Like they say in Golf. Never up, never In !!!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

That got my niblick woody

Posted by: Judge Miklos Elihu Smales at July 22, 2024 02:18 AM (XIkHl)

851 Currently raining like an SOB. How's Moscow in the Appalachians? Have they nabbed the Water Gun Killers yet?
Posted by: GGE
---------

Darius Ramont Brown, 32, and David Wayne Faubus 31
Search those names for pics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2024 02:20 AM (XeU6L)

852 I am hoping his giving up the race will hasten him over the rainbow.
But have the feeling we will hardly see him anymore, they will just hide him away to keep him.in the Oval Office

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 02:20 AM (fwDg9)

853 Let's all have fun now through October, meeting new people, door to door, doing GOTV.

Get involved with your local Republican party. They can supply voter lists.

I've done it. You only want to call on Rs, and you want to get assurance they do it. VOTE.

Posted by: M. Gaga at July 22, 2024 02:20 AM (uf0HO)

854 Posted by: Jim

That got my niblick woody

Sorry.

That was about Anna Paulina Luna.

My sincerest apologies.

Posted by: Judge Miklos Elihu Smales was distracted at July 22, 2024 02:22 AM (XIkHl)

855 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2024 02:20 AM (XeU6L)


Well, they look like real winners.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 22, 2024 02:22 AM (6NgT4)

856 Like they say in Golf. Never up, never In !!!

They say that in golf? Huh...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 22, 2024 02:23 AM (6NgT4)

857
I saw many morons earlier saying that Kamala was a Clintonite. She is firmly in Obama's orbit.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

============

Why hasn't he endorsed her then? Instead this "create a process" that will "allow an outstanding candidate to emerge"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2024 02:24 AM (lCaJd)

858 Darius Ramont Brown, 32, and David Wayne Faubus 31
Search those names for pics.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc

This is a REAL PROBLEM

Posted by: Appalachian State Aspiring Rapper Academy, missing enrollment and funding goals at July 22, 2024 02:24 AM (XIkHl)

859 Kuf oge neh bid

Posted by: M. Gaga at July 22, 2024 02:25 AM (uf0HO)

860 This is a REAL PROBLEM
Posted by: Appalachian State Aspiring Rapper Academy
-------

Loan forgiveness would fix this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2024 02:28 AM (XeU6L)

861 Kuf oge neh bid
Posted by: M. Gaga

raimondo might sue

Posted by: IPR guy Miklos at July 22, 2024 02:29 AM (XIkHl)

862 ...raimondo might sue. Posted by: IPR guy Miklos at July 22, 2024 02:29 AM (XIkHl)


"Sue" might BE raimondo.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 22, 2024 02:30 AM (kQgoX)

863 204 So Joey gets put out to pasture with some ice cream and a few tweens...what does Jill get?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2024 10:29 PM (oZhjI)

Jill gets a set of steak knives
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 21, 2024 10:33 PM (sJHOI)

Jill gets to spend the remainder of her days with a level of luxury and physical security that us average schmos can only dream of.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 22, 2024 02:32 AM (QGaXH)

864 Biden's quit tweet said only about Harris, "thanks for your service."

Imagine it written, reviewed by someone, OK'd, and tweeted.

Then imagine all that happened between then and when what, 40 minutes later, they tweet under his same handle, an endorsement?

They must have had quite a brawl

Posted by: M. Gaga at July 22, 2024 02:32 AM (uf0HO)

865 Why hasn't he endorsed her then? Instead this "create a process" that will "allow an outstanding candidate to emerge"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2024 02:24 AM (lCaJd)


The Dems are playing the same game with Kamalalaladingdong as they played with Ridin' With Bye-den: They're lying. Now that they've dumped Bye-den, they're Going Down With Kamala.

She's the perfect sacrificial victim to run against Trump and save the bench for 2028. They know she has no chance but they can't risk a Dem civil war in not running her.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 02:32 AM (gKDq2)

866 gets to spend the remainder of her days with a level of luxury and physical security that us average schmos can only dream of.




She gets more than many but not what she wants so she going to be a bitch

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 02:33 AM (8XibL)

867 Now that Jim has given a chuckle, I yield to gravity.

Posted by: Horizontal Miklos at July 22, 2024 02:33 AM (XIkHl)

868 She's the perfect sacrificial victim to run against Trump and save the bench for 2028. They know she has no chance but they can't risk a Dem civil war in not running her.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 02:32 AM (gKDq2)

Yep, that's my take on it as well.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 22, 2024 02:34 AM (6NgT4)

869 Bye-den, they're Going Down With Kamala.

She's the perfect sacrificial victim to run against Trump and save the bench for 2028. They know she has no chance but they can't risk a Dem civil war in not running her.
Posted by: R


Then they should have stayed with biden

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 02:35 AM (8XibL)

870 ...Jill gets to spend the remainder of her days with a level of luxury and physical security that us average schmos can only dream of. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 22, 2024 02:32 AM (QGaXH)


She'll be dressed in the glories as the finest Divan for the remainder of her days.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 22, 2024 02:37 AM (kQgoX)

871 The Ho isn't a Clintonesta nor is liked by Barky
She really seems to be Sundowner ticket to winning the primary SC vote that got him into the Democrats nomination.
And like all Leftists didn't want a stronger figure to take over so picked a idiot, like Barky did

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 02:37 AM (fwDg9)

872 Hearing thunder way off

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 02:38 AM (fwDg9)

873 Don't think they will give up, they do that Republicans will win majority in Congress and the Oval
They will do something to get it close and try and cheat

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 02:41 AM (fwDg9)

874 They should say screw everything and spend everything for the senate

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 02:42 AM (8XibL)

875
The Dems are playing the same game with Kamalalaladingdong as they played with Ridin' With Bye-den: They're lying. Now that they've dumped Bye-den, they're Going Down With Kamala.

She's the perfect sacrificial victim to run against Trump and save the bench for 2028. They know she has no chance but they can't risk a Dem civil war in not running her.
Posted by: RickZ

=============

I wonder who the Obamas really want. Like, pick your perfect candidate. Anyone!

I bet they'd be stumped. There's no one out there.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2024 02:43 AM (lCaJd)

876
I think that there will be a big fight for the D Nomination.

Kammie, a politician who is The Poster Child for Didn't Earn It, seems to feel that she is entitled to the nomination. SHe's s been seen to fail at everything over the last 3 years. And, then her past ... she cannot be elected, at least not without a lot of ... fortification.

2024 looks bad for the Ds. But, so did 2020.

Who, what nationally-known, credible candidate, will sign on to the VP slot, likely ending their political career? This leaves a lot of second-stringers

Nancy Pelosi's Nephew, seeing the way the winds are blowing, has endorsed her, and I think is almost guaranteed to decline the VP slot.

Knock Kammie out of the nomination, and there are 3 or so very strong D Governors, and many politicians will sign on to be their VP.

Fight. Chicago '24.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 22, 2024 02:43 AM (FlRtG)

877 I'm up because the corgi girl awoke howling and snarling, then all woof woof snarl growl.

Full moon outside, light enough to walk in the woods here in the northern Adirondacks, and something musta been in the yard. She's highly territorial.

Posted by: M. Gaga at July 22, 2024 02:43 AM (uf0HO)

878 285 Joe's bad debate was a month ago, but they didn't throw him under the bus until the failed assassination attempt on President Trump.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 21, 2024 10:43 PM (3ImbR)

Maybe the attempted hit really did come from Biden's circle but they were sloppy in covering their tracks and now they have to sacrifice Biden to save themselves.....crazy - huh?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 22, 2024 02:43 AM (QGaXH)

879 Then they should have stayed with biden
Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 02:35 AM (8XibL)


I honestly think they couldn't. I believe Bye-den is declining fast, by the minute even; he should be so lucky as to be only on a slippery slope(d roof). They'd rather he stop running and hide so his condition is not so readily visible. The people running the show want to keep Bye-den there in the Oval Office, at least for the next 6 months, for whatever nefarious purposes. Running him and the 25th Amendment becomes necessary as they simply cannot, unlike Michael Mann, hide the decline.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 02:45 AM (gKDq2)

880
Jill gets to spend the remainder of her days with a level of luxury and physical security that us average schmos can only dream of. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

==========

Except that she'll be chained to that husk. I'm sure she was hoping she could bump him off on White House staffers and nurses for the next few years, but alas.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2024 02:46 AM (lCaJd)

881
I honestly think they couldn't. I believe Bye-den is declining fast, by the minute even; he should be so lucky as to be only on a slippery slope(d roof). They'd rather he stop running and hide so his condition is not so readily visible. The people running the show want to keep Bye-den there in the Oval Office, at least for the next 6 months, for whatever nefarious purposes. Running him and the 25th Amendment becomes necessary as they simply cannot, unlike Michael Mann, hide the decline.
Posted by: R




Fair enough, but if they had the option to run him then the decision to oust him and further violate everything they violated to get him through the primary is insane

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 02:49 AM (8XibL)

882 f her days with a level of luxury and physical security that us average schmos can only dream of. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

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Except that she'll be chained to that husk. I'm sure she was hoping she could bump him off on White House staffers and nurses for the next few years, but alas.
Posted by: B




Indeed, it's interesting how much $ does not do enough for something such as having to be with biden

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 02:51 AM (8XibL)

883 Fair enough, but if they had the option to run him then the decision to oust him and further violate everything they violated to get him through the primary is insane
Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 02:49 AM (8XibL)


They're Democrats so, . . .

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 02:52 AM (gKDq2)

884
They're Democrats so, . . .
Posted by: R




Yes and ruthlss

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 02:53 AM (8XibL)

885 Yes and ruthlss
Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 02:53 AM (8XibL)


Dem pols are forged in fire and they use Doug Marcaida to check their edges, to see if they will kill.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 02:57 AM (gKDq2)

886 Imagine some unforeseen world event happening inside the mid-August to mid-October timeframe, something that really requires executive leadership, and publicly so.

Imagine Biden collapsing and the dems in a keystone kops frenzy, having gone with an embalmed puppet.

How would Trump-Vance play out such a scene?

Posted by: M. Gaga at July 22, 2024 02:57 AM (uf0HO)

887 They are the boldheviks of now

Posted by: N at July 22, 2024 02:57 AM (8XibL)

888 2025: Jill and Joe Biden Looking For New Hospice Care Facility.

Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2024 03:02 AM (9rdYh)

889 Good night, Horde, I wandered off and read a whole bunch of Biden stuff, yikes, what a mess.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 22, 2024 03:04 AM (Sgq8y)

890 Except that she'll be chained to that husk. I'm sure she was hoping she could bump him off on White House staffers and nurses for the next few years, but alas.
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All she's gotta do, is send him to a Memory Care Nursing Home/Assisted Living... It's $$$$$$, but of course they can afford The Best Of Care for him. And then she'll be free to do whatever, USSS provided forever.

As long as she sheds a public tear from time to time, everyone would sympathize & support her *heart-wrenching, but necessary, choice*

Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2024 03:05 AM (njWTi)

891 Imagine some unforeseen world event happening inside the mid-August to mid-October timeframe, something that really requires executive leadership, and publicly so.

Imagine Biden collapsing and the dems in a keystone kops frenzy, having gone with an embalmed puppet.

Posted by: M. Gaga at July 22, 2024 02:57 AM (uf0HO)


Honestly? Your scenario frightens me -- a lot.

At this point, I'd rather have a mentally cognizant, if verbally deficient, Kamalalaladingdong ru(i)nning things than Dementia Joe. If what you suggest happens while Joey Choo Choo occupies the Oval Office, this Country is most sincerely screwed. Even with a fully functional Joe Bye-den, there would still be no executive leadership. And I shudder to think what Kamalalaladingdong thinks is executive leadership. We know what Hillary thinks of execution--uhm, executive leadership.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 03:07 AM (gKDq2)

892 My nickel is on:

Something very serious has happened to bai-den, and they're stalling for time to tie up those loose ends behind scenes.

And *then* we the peeps, will find out that he had... I dunno... stroke, aneurysm, whatever and Veepthroat "is now pOTUS"

Freeforall at the dnc CON-vention.

Ugh.

Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2024 03:12 AM (njWTi)

893 Democrats On Substack pivoting to Kamala instantly, didn't even take a breath.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 22, 2024 03:19 AM (CfOiC)

894 My @890 assumes Joetato is already Out Of Office. I realize J-ill can't just assume his duties.

Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2024 03:19 AM (njWTi)

895 Something very serious has happened to bai-den

PoSted by: JQ at July 22, 2024 03:12 AM (njWTi)


Yep. Stroke is a serious possibility, especially if he really had all those COVID boosters. But my money's on the decline is now in a rapid state of progression as can happen. His 10-4 banking hours just became a 12-1 lunch break.

This is a helluva a way to run a Country.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 03:20 AM (gKDq2)

896 Oh, and "tie up those loose ends behind scenes" means destruction of records, data, whatever, that maybe would be... problematic... for Teh Regime.

Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2024 03:22 AM (njWTi)

897 Democrats On Substack pivoting to Kamala instantly, didn't even take a breath.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 22, 2024 03:19 AM (CfOiC)


Democrats follow the party line better and with more enthusiasm than Muscovites in 1937.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 03:22 AM (gKDq2)

898 Democrats follow the party line better and with more enthusiasm than Muscovites in 1937.
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Yeah. And if *dead loser* had been successful, I'm certain that the gee-oh-pee would've devolved into its usual circular f!ring skwad.

Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2024 03:34 AM (njWTi)

899 Why hasn't he endorsed her then? Instead this "create a process" that will "allow an outstanding candidate to emerge"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2024 02:24 AM (lCaJd)

Frigging ridiculous. They had a process. Their voters chose Joetato even though they had the same access to information we have and should have known his entire term has been elder dementia patient abuse. They chose him and now their party is going to ignore all of those votes to install a candidate.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 22, 2024 03:39 AM (JOR6L)

900 J.D Vance made the obvious point:

https://tinyurl.com/3jn6cc4z

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 03:39 AM (JTeYV)

901 Wow, only $3.50 for the Family Bucket o' chicken!

And just look at those cars in the background!

I remember those days, kinda. But I think that photo was taken maybe a year or two before I was born?

*sigh*

If I had a time machine.........

Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2024 03:39 AM (njWTi)

902 Democrats On Substack pivoting to Kamala instantly, didn't even take a breath.
Posted by: LenNeal
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A cult.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 22, 2024 03:41 AM (QJwzS)

903 Yeah. And if *dead loser* had been successful, I'm certain that the gee-oh-pee would've devolved into its usual circular f!ring skwad.
Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2024 03:34 AM (njWTi)

I am pretty sure the death of Trump would have started a shooting war. But between the bullets, Mitt and Paul Ryan would have been trying to steal back a party that is no longer theirs.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 22, 2024 03:42 AM (JOR6L)

904 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 03:39 AM

He's bound and determined, to go out "feet first"--

It's the D way!

Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2024 03:42 AM (njWTi)

905 Mitt and Paul Ryan would have been trying to steal back a party that is no longer theirs.
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Yes, exactly. Ignoring the reality of we the peeps. Just like always.

Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2024 03:46 AM (njWTi)

906 And despite everything, Donald Trump still has a sense of humor;

https://tinyurl.com/4cmv46as

Please continue to pray for Donald Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 03:49 AM (JTeYV)

907 Morning, fellow insomaniacals! 'Tis Monday, I know . . . but we are here and breathing, and even a bad Monday, compared to being on the wrong side of the ground, is pretty small kumquats, nicht wahr?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 22, 2024 03:56 AM (omVj0)

908 Please continue to pray for Donald Trump.
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Yes, indeed!

Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2024 03:56 AM (njWTi)

909 Mornin' Wolfus!

Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2024 03:57 AM (njWTi)

910 Carpenter's pencils are great! I was a carpenter in a previous life and I would horde them...

Posted by: CharlieGray'sDildo at July 22, 2024 03:58 AM (vJoOs)

911 Mornin' CBGD!

We used to go to the builders' Spring Show here, and collect all the swag carpenters' pencils we could get! (and notepads, cutters & whathaveyou's.)

Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2024 04:01 AM (njWTi)

912 Rabbi's daughter at the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews reflects on "For his sake" and psalm 74:

https://www.ifcj.org/learn

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 04:01 AM (JTeYV)

913 Mornin' Wolfus!
Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2024


***
Hullo, JQ. Is the heat wave over for you?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 22, 2024 04:01 AM (omVj0)

914 Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2024 03:46 AM (njWTi)

Even if we fail, and the Trump MAGA doctrine isn't successful, we will have driven the GOPe out of the party, and that is a very good thing.

Posted by: CharlieGray'sDildo at July 22, 2024 04:01 AM (vJoOs)

915 Is the heat wave over for you?
Posted by: Wolfus

Nope. I wish! Sunday official was 111. Today's forecast: 107. Plus smoky from local brushfires. (Containment underway, no risk here) Continued 100+ thru Wednesday. But probably longer, because they're just guessing anyway.

Ugh.

Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2024 04:06 AM (njWTi)

916 Wow, only $3.50 for the Family Bucket o' chicken!

And just look at those cars in the background!

I remember those days, kinda. But I think that photo was taken maybe a year or two before I was born?

*sigh*

If I had a time machine.........
Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2024


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I think it's before my time too. But the $1.00 for an individual order makes me think of the $1.00 a week allowance I had as a kid. True, it was less an allowance to teach me how to handle money than it was a doggy treat for obeying the dictates of my father, but that was my income then. And somehow I managed to buy plastic models and paint and cement for them, and comic books and paperbacks. (Not all in the same week, of course.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 22, 2024 04:06 AM (omVj0)

917 Even if we fail, and the Trump MAGA doctrine isn't successful, we will have driven the GOPe out of the party, and that is a very good thing.
Posted by: CharlieGray'sDildo
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They'll be back. Like a dog to its vomit.

Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2024 04:07 AM (njWTi)

918 Tring to wake up. It rained yesterday morning, so I didn't work out, and therefore I'm behind on the week already. I can still get 3-4 workouts in by the weekend -- but I can't let it slide.

A shame to face such a thing on a Monday.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 22, 2024 04:07 AM (omVj0)

919
I think I see a 1957 Chevy Bel Air in that picture at top. To the right.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 22, 2024 04:09 AM (RKVpM)

920 It was only 100 last monday, due to smoke blocking the sun.. I think it seeded the clouds so we had lightning and four (4) raindrops on our deck.

Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2024 04:10 AM (njWTi)

921 You'll note, too, in the KFC sign pic up top, that everything is *clean* -- no litter on the grass or along the gutters or curbs. Even when Lady Bird Johnson mounted her campaign to keep America beautiful in 1965 or so, America was still clean. A time traveler from then would be as horrified at the way our cities look now as he would be at the prices, the way people dress in public.

Hey! I am such a time traveler -- and I am horrified!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 22, 2024 04:11 AM (omVj0)

922
My bad, it's a 1956.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 22, 2024 04:11 AM (RKVpM)

923 I think I see a 1957 Chevy Bel Air in that picture at top. To the right.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 22, 2024


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[Rocking on porch, lowers corncob pipe, says in a tooth-sucking way] Ye're wrong thar. That's a '56.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 22, 2024 04:13 AM (omVj0)

924 Getting that T-storm, might be moving out now

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 04:13 AM (fwDg9)

925 Or it's raining harder

Late start today, and bit of a ride

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 04:14 AM (fwDg9)

926 noodle dee doo

Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2024 04:15 AM (njWTi)

927 As late start, time for blueberry pancakes this morning

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 04:19 AM (fwDg9)

928 16 in a row, dudes!

Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2024 04:20 AM (njWTi)

929 Pixy finally got tired of it, LOL

Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2024 04:20 AM (njWTi)

930 OMLjDIlV

Posted by: GZPKxfscM at July 22, 2024 08:15 AM (+O47L)

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