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To The Lonely ONT And The Sky

Happy Friday everyone! On to the memes! Not surprisingly, a lot of the memes I found this week were about the attempted assassination of President Donald J. Trump.

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Fido Friday: Bark softly and carry a big stick


I can change him

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It's a Christmas movie

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Gee whiz mom


Modern foods

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Slopey

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I'd fly with this pilot anytime


Nice font

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Greater love hath no man

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Kids in Uganda playing


Hi Mark

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Don't want the roof to be too crowded

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Wow


Oops

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Geography lesson

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You love to see it


Bandage

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Other than a weed pen I keep around for when I have insomnia (it puts me right to sleep), I don't do weed. This makes me want to start.

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Making Matchsticks


Good knight!

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Wage gap

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the measure of a man


Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:15 PM




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1 st

Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2024 10:16 PM (xJEPL)

2 The marble rolling in his head

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #11 at July 19, 2024 10:16 PM (qfLjt)

3 1a

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 19, 2024 10:16 PM (A4Fy5)

4 ONT!

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at July 19, 2024 10:17 PM (qvYge)

5 https://tinyurl.com/285492jx

@JoshKraushaar
WSJ, breaking: “The gunman who tried to kill Donald Trump was able to fly a drone and get aerial footage of the western Pennsylvania fairgrounds shortly before the former president was set to speak there, law-enforcement officials briefed on the matter said, further underscoring the stunning security lapses ahead of Trump’s near assassination.”

Posted by: Methos at July 19, 2024 10:17 PM (Dnobf)

6 I got a bone to pick with you people.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2024 10:17 PM (hY4dx)

7 Top 10?

Posted by: TRex at July 19, 2024 10:18 PM (IQ6Gq)

8 Sweet 16

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at July 19, 2024 10:18 PM (w3u3d)

9 And now everyone knows why I decided to try weed back in the day.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2024 10:20 PM (WXNFJ)

10 Florida man arrested for threat to kill President Trump and JD Vance.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at July 19, 2024 10:21 PM (bILdU)

11 Girthy content WD, if not very disturbing. Thank you!

Posted by: TRex at July 19, 2024 10:21 PM (IQ6Gq)

12 Sex with a French horn is great until the neighbors start to complain.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2024 10:22 PM (hY4dx)

13 @5

>>WSJ, breaking:

This to me if true signals indisputably this was an inside job, one of the main tasks of any USSS security plan is control of the airspace around an event they are protecting.

YOU CANNOT JUST FLY A F**KING DRONE IN A PROTECTED AIRSPACE.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2024 10:23 PM (XV/Pl)

14 Not going to lie, I laughed hard at the MyPillow/Trumps Ear Meme.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2024 10:23 PM (XV/Pl)

15 Sorry I'm late, the puppy needed a diaper change.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 19, 2024 10:24 PM (B0G6a)

16 Sex with a French horn is great until the neighbors start to complain.
Posted by: Cicero

Try different sheeeeeet music.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2024 10:25 PM (WXNFJ)

17 Hello everyone
Leaving Lancaster,

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2024 10:25 PM (xNujt)

18 There was another USSS lady cowering behind the stage while this was going on.

Tim Kennedy, brruuutaaalizzzed, the USSS, basically said, Trump needs to get a separate security force and don't expect answers to anything until Trump gets into office.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2024 10:26 PM (XV/Pl)

19 Love the little kids playing Donal, plus I'm amazed that the entire world saw what happened.

Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2024 10:26 PM (xJEPL)

20 Hello everyone
Leaving Lancaster,
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2024 10:25 PM (xNujt)

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PA or CA?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2024 10:26 PM (16NmB)

21 W.C.Fields had a similar cigar box juggling routine that he used in some of his early films.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at July 19, 2024 10:26 PM (a/7LW)

22 Great ONT, WD. Nice to end the week with humor rather than despair.

Also, meeting you IRL was awesome. You the man.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 19, 2024 10:27 PM (CHHv1)

23 I keep a weed pen on my nightstand so I can journal my dreamsBRUHHHHHHHH WHOOOOA

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 19, 2024 10:27 PM (kpS4V)

24 Read the content. Awesome ONT! Thank yoU!

Posted by: Iris at July 19, 2024 10:27 PM (n3DL0)

25 Quality material again WD

That Mary Jane ad is quite something

Posted by: browndog burning with anticipation at July 19, 2024 10:27 PM (TTAGa)

26 Hello everyone
Leaving Lancaster,
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2024 10:25 PM (xNujt)

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PA or CA?
Posted by: Jordan61

Or OH.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2024 10:28 PM (WXNFJ)

27 Good evening morons from Long Island and thanks for the Friday Night memes wd!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 19, 2024 10:29 PM (FqEvY)

28 Which Moron is ONT WTF? I just followed you!

Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2024 10:29 PM (xJEPL)

29 1,000,000 quatloos the (in)famous SS agent in the DEI Hard poster is an Ultra Karen.

Posted by: Gref at July 19, 2024 10:29 PM (5fDan)

30 26 Hello everyone
Leaving Lancaster,
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2024 10:25 PM (xNujt)
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PA or CA?
Posted by: Jordan61

Or OH.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2024 10:28 PM (WXNFJ)
***
England, hello!

Posted by: Larry King at July 19, 2024 10:29 PM (IQ6Gq)

31 So today, I got some pallet forks for the tractor, going to try them out tomorrow.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2024 10:29 PM (XV/Pl)

32 Hello everyone
Leaving Lancaster,
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2024 10:25 PM (xNujt)

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PA or CA?
Posted by: Jordan61

Or OH.
Posted by: Tonypete

UK?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 19, 2024 10:30 PM (VNX3d)

33 Hey! That box juggler stole my act. Even the music.

(Seriously, there are a couple version on youtube.)

Posted by: W. C. Fields at July 19, 2024 10:30 PM (Fj9dJ)

34 Hello everyone
Leaving Lancaster,
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2024 10:25 PM (xNujt)

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PA or CA?
Posted by: Jordan61

Or OH.
Posted by: Tonypete
---
Could be SC.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 19, 2024 10:30 PM (iZbyp)

35 Ye cats! I imagine that some people snarled at the Captain of that aircraft because they lost a few hours of vacay time. I'd have shaken the man's hand for making a tough, but absolutely correct call. Too many people are cowed by the potential reactions of others to make the obvious, correct choices. Screw 'em. Those imbeciles bitching probably don't even consider crashing into the Pacific Ocean about a thousand miles from nowhere as a possibility...

Posted by: Brewingfrog at July 19, 2024 10:31 PM (mpFB6)

36 ONT!

Can I get someone else to measure me? Not that guy? Just saying....

Posted by: SimoHayha at July 19, 2024 10:31 PM (b84Rv)

37 Thanks for the tweet from Allyson, I never would have seen it otherwise and very much appreciate it z"l.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 19, 2024 10:31 PM (FqEvY)

38 @34

>>Could be SC.

Could be England.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2024 10:31 PM (XV/Pl)

39 Wait, if Lee Tardy Oswald had checked out the area with a drone, then why did he need the rangefinder? Why was he wandering around the grounds if he already knew the layout? This drone thing seems to have come out of nowhere.

Posted by: pookysgirl, scratching her head at July 19, 2024 10:32 PM (dtlDP)

40 34 Hello everyone
Leaving Lancaster,
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2024 10:25 PM (xNujt)

=====

PA or CA?
Posted by: Jordan61

Or OH.
Posted by: Tonypete
---
Could be SC.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 19, 2024 10:30 PM (iZbyp)

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Lancaster, Lancashire?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2024 10:32 PM (hY4dx)

41 PA or CA?
Posted by: Jordan61

Or OH.
Posted by: Tonypete

SC.

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at July 19, 2024 10:32 PM (qZEuM)

42 "The Old Fashioned Way" showcased Field's juggling abilities at the very end.

W.C. Fields--still hilarious and relevant long after Chaplin, the Marx Bros and the rest are cinematic footnotes.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 19, 2024 10:33 PM (CHHv1)

43 Ah Welcome Dave...kinda a painful opening though.

Do you presume that we of the RIGHT coulda, shoulda, been more like Antifa? BLM? (Fascism)like most of the indoctrinated Liberal College miscreants? Or is it our blame to be at this point in history to be staring down those that would destroy us having not done the heavy lifting and dirty work decades before?

Remember Sen. Joe McCarthy? Vilified, yet he was most definitely trying to warn us of the Barbarians already at our gate.

Now look...

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 19, 2024 10:33 PM (TDvv2)

44 All those matches and 2/3 of them are shit and won't light. "Technology"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 19, 2024 10:33 PM (Q4IgG)

45 Evenin'

That anti-weed ad.

Love is Love, Judgy McJudgersons.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 19, 2024 10:33 PM (BW+Gb)

46 Strains credibility

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 19, 2024 10:34 PM (QSrLX)

47 The last I heard; Rory has reconciled with his wife. So, not divorced.

Yet.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 19, 2024 10:34 PM (BW+Gb)

48 Allyson,
You and your family will forever by in my prayers. God bless you all.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2024 10:34 PM (W/lyH)

49 off sock

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 19, 2024 10:35 PM (qZEuM)

50 Sex with a French horn is great until the neighbors start to complain.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2024 10:22 PM (hY4dx)


The neighbors can get their own damn French horn. I'm not sharing.

Posted by: RickZ at July 19, 2024 10:35 PM (gKDq2)

51 I laughed waaay too hard at the Maine joke.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2024 10:35 PM (Wnv9h)

52 I'm sure glad that all of those vegetables have been domesticated. Wouldn't want any wild bananas.

Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2024 10:35 PM (xJEPL)

53 Good on that pilot for deciding not to fly. I'm sure tons of people took to TikTok to complain, though.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2024 10:36 PM (16NmB)

54 I'm sure glad that all of those vegetables have been domesticated. Wouldn't want any wild bananas.
Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2024 10:35 PM (xJEPL)

I'd be careful around clown acts. You might become second banana.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 19, 2024 10:37 PM (VNX3d)

55 @39

>>This drone thing seems to have come out of nowhere.

I think since the Junta knows that there can be no plausible explanation, they have decided to pile on the implausibilities to essentially throw the onsite USSS team under the bus as grossly incompetent requiring new training standards and protocols, and they're going to get right on that once Congress authorizes the expenditures in the next CR.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2024 10:37 PM (XV/Pl)

56 OH!!! While I'm at it...

I am starting a GOFUNDME page to have various calibers of crate ammo shipped here to me in Commiefornia.

I'm going to use the "UNDERGROUND BULLET TRAIN.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 19, 2024 10:37 PM (TDvv2)

57 What airline was that plane from?

Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2024 10:37 PM (xJEPL)

58 OMG the content.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 19, 2024 10:38 PM (A91oW)

59 Does anyone know if the US Marshal Service is as bad as the 3 letter agencies? I recall reading they were sent to help Border Patrol let illegals in.

Posted by: lurking grandma at July 19, 2024 10:38 PM (sujqA)

60 Lets face it.
The dude with the French horn is really confused.
Or.totally fu*ked up.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2024 10:38 PM (W/lyH)

61 I'm sure glad that all of those vegetables have been domesticated. Wouldn't want any wild bananas.
Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2024 10:35 PM


You should see what those things can do to your tailpipe...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2024 10:39 PM (Wnv9h)

62 So today, I got some pallet forks for the tractor, going to try them out tomorrow

Gamechanger around here. Even with my little JD 1025 r, I can Carry maybe 800 lbs with the forks and a 3 pt weight box. Use them weekly.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at July 19, 2024 10:39 PM (qvYge)

63 Other than bangin' hoors when I get horny, I never have sex.

Posted by: Big Jimmy James at July 19, 2024 10:39 PM (1uyHo)

64 What's up with beating the krap out of the motorcyclist?

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 10:39 PM (NLIak)

65 If I really wanted to survive the flight, I wouldn't have chosen one with a Boeing.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 19, 2024 10:39 PM (B0G6a)

66 Ten seconds before the ad:

"Would you like a toot?"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 19, 2024 10:40 PM (IG4Id)

67 That was well... typing some stuff and

Now I'm done.

Night.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 19, 2024 10:40 PM (TDvv2)

68 Good luck to all the IT people fixing (manually) millions of corporate PCs locked down with Bitlocker and Crowdstrike.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 19, 2024 10:40 PM (gKWVE)

69
Orbán Viktor
@PM_ViktorOrban
I believe President
@realDonaldTrump
did not survive the heinous assassination attempt by chance. He survived for a reason: to bring #peace to the world once again. God bless him! 🙏

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 19, 2024 10:40 PM (TGPs7)

70 Lets face it.
The dude with the French horn is really confused.
Or.totally fu*ked up.


Still, he's got a cutie. And she's nekkid and going along with it.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 19, 2024 10:41 PM (/y8xj)

71 Lets face it.
The dude with the French horn is really confused.
Or.totally fu*ked up.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2024 10:38 PM (W/lyH)
---
Prototype Kramer frantically playing ragtime on the piano might disagree.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Making a Reefer Madness Reference at July 19, 2024 10:41 PM (Ad8y9)

72 W.C. Fields--still hilarious and relevant long after Chaplin, the Marx Bros and the rest are cinematic footnotes.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 19, 2024 10:33 PM (CHHv1)

Ever see the bit where he's a dentist and his female patient starts climbing him like a tree? I'm sure the more, ah, experienced movie-goers were roaring at that scene while the younger members of the audience were puzzled by their reaction.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 19, 2024 10:41 PM (dze4C)

73 Me?
Just been collecting ammo, guns, body armor, night vision, etc.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 19, 2024 10:42 PM (elaR+)

74 What's up with beating the krap out of the motorcyclist?

It was a stick-up attempt.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 19, 2024 10:42 PM (/y8xj)

75 @62

>>Gamechanger around here.

I just picked up a 1025r a month ago and filling out my attachment arsenal.

The utility of pallet forks for more than moving pallets is not fully understood.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2024 10:43 PM (XV/Pl)

76 Conversation
Donald Trump Jr.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Just to underscore how crazy this all is, I was once prevented flying MY OWN drone off of the beach at Mar-a-Lago by USSS because my father was inside the house…
Now we have one literally scouting his speech!!! 🤬

Posted by: lurking grandma at July 19, 2024 10:43 PM (sujqA)

77 Mrs McIlory,
Your husband is worth over $200 million. He plays golf.
I was worth over $60,000 when I went to war to protect Mrs.D and my daughters. Oh. And you too.
Get a grip.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2024 10:43 PM (W/lyH)

78 70 Lets face it.
The dude with the French horn is really confused.
Or.totally fu*ked up.

Still, he's got a cutie. And she's nekkid and going along with it.
Posted by: Oddbob



So, she's a keeper! Imagine how wild she'd be with a tuba.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 19, 2024 10:44 PM (BW+Gb)

79 Good luck to all the IT people fixing (manually) millions of corporate PCs locked down with Bitlocker and Crowdstrike.

Yeah, it's been a hell of a day. Just goes to show how fragile computing is these days.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 19, 2024 10:44 PM (mH6SG)

80 What's up with beating the krap out of the motorcyclist?
Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 10:39 PM (NLIak)

He was attempting an armed robbery. It did not go as planned.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 19, 2024 10:45 PM (dze4C)

81 Match making.

Must be a whole lotta smokin' goin' on in Africa, and a whole lotta stoves and lanterns to light.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 19, 2024 10:45 PM (A91oW)

82 Welcome to the People's Republic and the Karen Reed trial...


Aidan Kearney
@DoctorTurtleboy
Several vocal pro Karen Read residents in Canton had water balloons filled with bleach thrown on their lawn and gardens. Nothing will be done. No one will be held accountable. And we all know why it happened to them. I don’t wanna hear another fucking word from a whiny mcalbert or juror crying about imaginary intimidation. All of the threats and vandalism come from one side. All of them.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 19, 2024 10:45 PM (TGPs7)

83 78 So, she's a keeper! Imagine how wild she'd be with a tuba.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 19, 2024

Or trombone!

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 10:46 PM (p4NUW)

84 Many uses for pallet forks.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 19, 2024 10:46 PM (qZEuM)

85 The Rory McIlroy thing is the theme of every fucking cop/soldier story you see in the movies or TV.

"You're so sexy. Now stop being what made fall in love with you in the first place."

(Granted, being a pro-golfer is not the same as being a cop, a firefighter, or a Marine, or a Navy Sniper, but my point stands.)

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Making a Reefer Madness Reference at July 19, 2024 10:46 PM (Ad8y9)

86 Mrs McIlory,
Your husband is worth over $200 million. He plays golf.
I was worth over $60,000 when I went to war to protect Mrs.D and my daughters. Oh. And you too.
Get a grip.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2024 10:43 PM (W/lyH)

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The meme is funny, but I think he was cheating on her.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2024 10:46 PM (16NmB)

87 What's up with beating the krap out of the motorcyclist?

I would suggest perusing the video a bit more carefully.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 19, 2024 10:47 PM (mH6SG)

88 Lets face it.
The dude with the French horn is really confused.
Or.totally fu*ked up.

Still, he's got a cutie. And she's nekkid and going along with it.
Posted by: Oddbob


So, she's a keeper! Imagine how wild she'd be with a tuba.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 19, 2024 10:44 PM (BW+Gb)
***

I'm thinking she's into a little sax before pleasure.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2024 10:47 PM (W/lyH)

89 Those Ugandan kids are far more competent and protective than the USSS.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 19, 2024 10:47 PM (JOR6L)

90 Still, he's got a cutie. And she's nekkid and going along with it.
Posted by: Oddbob


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Somebody needs to take that boy aside and have a serious talk with him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2024 10:47 PM (hY4dx)

91 I heard trumpet players get all the brass.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 19, 2024 10:47 PM (IG4Id)

92 Attention anime and manga fans, hide your pocketbooks.

Suruga-ya in Japan is having free shipping until 25 July Japan time.

https://www.suruga-ya.com/en

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 10:47 PM (xBdr5)

93 Good luck to all the IT people fixing (manually) millions of corporate PCs locked down with Bitlocker and Crowdstrike.

Yeah, it's been a hell of a day. Just goes to show how fragile computing is these days.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Supposedly a bunch of systems went into "safe" mode.
EVERY computer in those systems has to have the patch individually uploaded.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 19, 2024 10:48 PM (vJiyU)

94 So, she's a keeper! Imagine how wild she'd be with a tuba.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 19, 2024

Or trombone!
Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 10:46 PM (p4NUW)

Bagpipes!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at July 19, 2024 10:48 PM (Ad8y9)

95 Somebody needs to take that boy aside and have a serious talk with him.

To be fair, how do we know it wasn't her idea in the first place?

Posted by: Oddbob at July 19, 2024 10:49 PM (/y8xj)

96 Bagpipes!!!

And there it is. Somebody had to go and make it gross.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 19, 2024 10:50 PM (/y8xj)

97 Supposedly a bunch of systems went into "safe" mode.
EVERY computer in those systems has to have the patch individually uploaded.


Actually, many of them suffered the dreaded "blue screen of death".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 19, 2024 10:50 PM (mH6SG)

98 It's as if the entire IT industry has forgotten one simple term - Central Point of Failure.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 10:50 PM (xBdr5)

99 "so she said 'Reed it again.' So I did."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 19, 2024 10:50 PM (IG4Id)

100 The utility of pallet forks for more than moving pallets is not fully understood.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Avoid the 3pt. ones like death.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 19, 2024 10:50 PM (vJiyU)

101 was able to fly a drone
Posted by: Methos at July 19, 2024 10:17 PM (Dnobf)

I've been commenting that there was a drone in the air at the Chesapeake, VA rally the day after the debate.

I have learned from a SWAT member who was there that drone was NOT an authorized or official drone. And it was the cause for Trump's delay in arriving. They did find the person and shut the drone down.

So, ISSS drones that I know of, inactuality.
(The scissor lift security station WAS there, and I know the military here has those.)

Posted by: GWB at July 19, 2024 10:50 PM (AWrpC)

102 YOU CANNOT JUST FLY A F**KING DRONE IN A PROTECTED AIRSPACE.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2024 10:23 PM (XV/Pl)

There was a comment by Don Jr. that SS prevented *him* from flying a drone recreationally, because his Dad was home.

Posted by: Methos at July 19, 2024 10:50 PM (Dnobf)

103
I get the "joke," but do fast food workers really try to suss out counterfeit bills?

What are their qualifications? Because they can't even get drive-thru orders right.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 19, 2024 10:50 PM (Z8WUX)

104 Brilliant ONT, and what we needed after this past week.

Posted by: caf at July 19, 2024 10:51 PM (/+mVZ)

105 95 Somebody needs to take that boy aside and have a serious talk with him.

To be fair, how do we know it wasn't her idea in the first place?
Posted by: Oddbob at July 19, 2024

Well to start, girls don’t like to admit passing gas, so having a big horn blow up your derrière is right out.

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 10:52 PM (p4NUW)

106 Actually, many of them suffered the dreaded "blue screen of death".
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Posted by: Some Rat at July 19, 2024 10:52 PM (vJiyU)

107 So, she's a keeper! Imagine how wild she'd be with a tuba.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Or better yet, a TromBONE!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2024 10:52 PM (WXNFJ)

108 Somebody needs to take that boy aside and have a serious talk with him.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2024 10:47 PM


That boy's cornbread ain't baked in the middle.

His brownies, now....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2024 10:52 PM (Wnv9h)

109 That reefer pic makes me wonder just who the hell thought this would make youngsters stay away from the reefer.

I was mostly watching The Love Boat with my Mom, and snacking on air-popped popcorn.

Yep. nerd.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at July 19, 2024 10:53 PM (Ad8y9)

110 Sheila Jackson Lee died.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2024 10:53 PM (LkLld)

111 Well to start, girls don’t like to admit passing gas, so having a big horn blow up your derrière is right out.
Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 10:52 PM (p4NUW)

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Things just took a turn for the worse.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2024 10:53 PM (hY4dx)

112 oops, sorry Piper! Didn't see your post.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2024 10:53 PM (WXNFJ)

113 100 Avoid the 3pt. ones like death.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 19, 2024 10:50 PM (vJiyU)
***
Congrats! You win the post #100 award.

Posted by: Larry King at July 19, 2024 10:53 PM (IQ6Gq)

114 I don't get the Maine thing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2024 10:53 PM (63Dwl)

115 106 oops.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 19, 2024 10:53 PM (vJiyU)

116 Go Vuvuzela or GO HOME

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2024 10:53 PM (hY4dx)

117 @100

>>Avoid the 3pt. ones like death.

It's a JDQA set of forks, plus I also got a set of bucket attach forks so that I can use a bucket and quickly swap to forks.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2024 10:53 PM (XV/Pl)

118 Seriously, something in the air:

@ChadPergram
·
2m
Rep Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX) dies at age 74 after a bout with pancreatic cancer

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 19, 2024 10:54 PM (IG4Id)

119 93

I bought me some Crowdstrike shares (CRWD) day before yesterday. I feel just like the guy above getting measured.

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 10:54 PM (NLIak)

120 So Bob, Lou, and Lee?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 10:54 PM (xBdr5)

121
Speaking of Counterfeit Bills and W.C. Fields...

Youtube, oddly, recommended to me a WC Fields film clip a couple of weeks ago. More oddly, I clicked and watched it.

Even more oddly, I quite unexpectedly enjoyed it.

https://youtu.be/yOHGr8r5Cs4?si=OvXUB4ziPyiGUrA9

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 19, 2024 10:54 PM (Z8WUX)

122 What's up with beating the krap out of the motorcyclist?
Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 10:39 PM (NLIak)

He pulled a gun on the couple.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2024 10:54 PM (9/0BK)

123 Which Moron is ONT WTF? I just followed you!
Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2024 10:29 PM (xJEPL)

I think that's Weirddave's account.

Posted by: Methos at July 19, 2024 10:54 PM (Dnobf)

124 What's up with beating the krap out of the motorcyclist?
Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 10:39 PM (NLIak)

I think if you look closely, he has a gun on them, until they have it.

Posted by: Methos at July 19, 2024 10:55 PM (Dnobf)

125 110 Sheila Jackson Lee died.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2024 10:53 PM (LkLld)

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I see a tiny hat, carefully preserved, without an owner.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2024 10:55 PM (hY4dx)

126 Posted by: Larry King

Geez Larry, I installed an ISDN line at your house.
Don't you remember?
(This was before you died.)

Posted by: Some Rat at July 19, 2024 10:55 PM (vJiyU)

127 Match making.

Must be a whole lotta smokin' goin' on in Africa, and a whole lotta stoves and lanterns to light.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 19, 2024 10:45 PM


That's not how this works! That's not how any of this works! Oy!

Posted by: Yenta at July 19, 2024 10:55 PM (Wnv9h)

128 I bought me some Crowdstrike shares (CRWD) day before yesterday. I feel just like the guy above getting measured.
Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 10:54 PM (NLIak)

=====

Ouch.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2024 10:55 PM (16NmB)

129 Rep Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX) dies at age 74 after a bout with pancreatic cancer

I've never had much good to say about her but that is a terrible way to go that I wouldn't wish on anyone.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 19, 2024 10:55 PM (/y8xj)

130
Re: the wacky black bitch with the Oddly Confederate Name:

I didn't know she was sick. That's kinda sad she died.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 19, 2024 10:55 PM (Z8WUX)

131 There are (apparently) 23 Lancasters in the USA in as many states.

Posted by: BrickShy at July 19, 2024 10:56 PM (97NWC)

132 118. 2m
Rep Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX) dies at age 74 after a bout with pancreatic cancer
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 19, 2024

The is a garbage way to die. I wonder if hers was from family history or the shot like my mom’s.

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 10:56 PM (p4NUW)

133 I don't get the Maine thing.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

Lo mein.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2024 10:56 PM (WXNFJ)

134 I heard French horn girl plays a mean flute.

Posted by: RetSgtRN at July 19, 2024 10:57 PM (eTkTC)

135 I don't get the Maine thing.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2024 10:53 PM


High Maine

Middle Maine

Lo Mein

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2024 10:57 PM (Wnv9h)

136
The utility of pallet forks for more than moving pallets is not fully understood.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Avoid the 3pt. ones like death.
Posted by: Some Rat


Fugitive Alien
He tried to kill me with a forklift.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2024 10:57 PM (63Dwl)

137 110 Sheila Jackson Lee died.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2024 10:53 PM (LkLld)
***
Jack Straw with the breaking news. Just announced 14 minutes ago. Pancreatic cancer.

Posted by: TRex at July 19, 2024 10:57 PM (IQ6Gq)

138 Aidan Kearney
@DoctorTurtleboy
Several vocal pro Karen Read residents in Canton had water balloons filled with bleach thrown on their lawn and gardens. Nothing will be done. No one will be held accountable. And we all know why it happened to them. I don’t wanna hear another fucking word from a whiny mcalbert or juror crying about imaginary intimidation. All of the threats and vandalism come from one side. All of them.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 19, 2024 10:45 PM (TGPs7


Thatvparticular bit of jackassery is almost as sureal as the attack on Trump. The cops were so incompetent and OBVIOUS about setting her up and planting evidence that it is an insult to any thinking person.

I suspect that case will eventually hit the Mass Supreme Court and probably the USSC. With 4 jurors saying she was aquited of 2 of 3 charges and that Jackhole Morrissey determined to retry for all 3, I do not see any other outcome.

And how Judge Auntie Bev has not been forced to stop judging this, I cannot fathom.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 19, 2024 10:57 PM (JOR6L)

139
Lo Mein
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Thanks? I've never seen Lo Mein.
Sheltered life.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2024 10:58 PM (63Dwl)

140 I bought me some Crowdstrike shares (CRWD) day before yesterday. I feel just like the guy above getting measured.
Posted by: mnw

That's going to be an ouch in the portfolio.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 19, 2024 10:58 PM (vJiyU)

141 Ooh ! Got it. The Celtic Carnyx!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at July 19, 2024 10:58 PM (Ad8y9)

142 112 oops, sorry Piper! Didn't see your post.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2024 10

I was looking for your heeyooo

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 10:59 PM (p4NUW)

143 Thanks? I've never seen Lo Mein.
Sheltered life.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2024 10:58 PM (63Dwl)

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Damn, I'd say so.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2024 10:59 PM (16NmB)

144
"Baloney maloney malarkey, you big kabloonah."

https://youtu.be/yOHGr8r5Cs4?si=vuoF5uxR41yeC2H5&t=252

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 19, 2024 10:59 PM (Z8WUX)

145 Ooh ! Got it. The Celtic Carnyx!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon


Much better than the Callous C.... Ok, I'll stop now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 19, 2024 10:59 PM (IG4Id)

146 Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2024 10

I was looking for your heeyooo
Posted by: Piper

Even my kids do that now after Dad jokes and they have no idea where it comes from.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2024 11:00 PM (WXNFJ)

147 I shall refrain from saying anything bad about SJL. She is now dealing with things with her Maker. RIP.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 19, 2024 11:00 PM (mH6SG)

148 Thanks? I've never seen Lo Mein.
Sheltered life.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2024 10:58 PM (63Dwl)

=====

Damn, I'd say so.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2024 10:59 PM (16NmB)

======

Also, go get some. It's yummy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2024 11:00 PM (16NmB)

149 I can see the flag on Mars!

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at July 19, 2024 11:01 PM (Y8lzz)

150 which one smoked too much weed? or are they at the same level?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 19, 2024 11:01 PM (sJHOI)

151 I can see the flag on Mars!

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee

Oh, 'flag' you said. My bad.

Posted by: Buttigig at July 19, 2024 11:02 PM (WXNFJ)

152
Also, go get some. It's yummy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2024 11:00 PM (16NmB)

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Try Lee Ho Fooks

Posted by: A Werewolf of London at July 19, 2024 11:02 PM (hY4dx)

153 I bought me some Crowdstrike shares (CRWD) day before yesterday. I feel just like the guy above getting measured.
Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 10:54 PM (NLIak)

I wonder who shorted them?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2024 11:02 PM (9/0BK)

154 I've detested Biden for decades but this is elder abuse. It's sick they are even considering running him for president. It's scary he's president right now.

https://tinyurl.com/4f9bwe4y

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2024 11:03 PM (LkLld)

155 Crowdstrike may have sealed their fate with the introduction of one single (obviously) untested file in their updates.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 19, 2024 11:03 PM (mH6SG)

156 So... um
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ 1e6ms9z/crowdstrike_is_not_worth_83_billion_dollars/
I'm thinking the FCC is going to want a chat with this fellow.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 19, 2024 11:04 PM (gKWVE)

157 Hello everyone
Leaving Lancaster,
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2024 10:25 PM (xNujt)

Round these parts you pronounce it "lankster."

Like pronouncing Worcestershire "woostah" in Massachusetts.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 19, 2024 11:04 PM (w6EFb)

158 Do you know a man named LaFong? Carl LaFong? Capital L, small a, capital F, small o, small n, small g? La Fong! Carl LaFong!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 19, 2024 11:04 PM (CHHv1)

159 "DEI Hard" is mighty. It would probably be as good a movie as "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2".

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 19, 2024 11:04 PM (W+kMI)

160 I'll say a prayer for SJL. She was kind of a dillhole (putting it mildly), but she was a human being.

Fuck cancer.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at July 19, 2024 11:04 PM (Ad8y9)

161 *SEC

Posted by: gKWVE at July 19, 2024 11:05 PM (gKWVE)

162 I'm sorry to hear she died. She had family and friends who loved her, and will grieve her passing.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 19, 2024 11:05 PM (Vvh2V)

163 I've detested Biden for decades but this is elder abuse. It's sick they are even considering running him for president. It's scary he's president right now.

https://tinyurl.com/4f9bwe4y
Posted by: JackStraw

The upside to this sh*t show is, the longer it plays out, the fractionalized everybody playing becomes.
Can't wait for the name calling to get loud.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 19, 2024 11:05 PM (vJiyU)

164 "Sheila Jackson Lee speaks for me," her admirers used to say.

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 11:06 PM (NLIak)

165 154 I've detested Biden for decades but this is elder abuse. It's sick they are even considering running him for president. It's scary he's president right now.

https://tinyurl.com/4f9bwe4y
=========
Looks like the interns are playing on his account again.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 19, 2024 11:06 PM (W+kMI)

166 I knew there was a reason I learned to play French horn.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 19, 2024 11:07 PM (F4bAW)

167
One of my most memorable moments in politics involved sheila jackson johnson beauregard lee.

This was during Bush and Iraq.

When Bush was entering the Rotunda to give a SOTU, everyone was trying to get a pic with him, including Sheila Lee, who looked so happy to be posing with the man she and her cronies were calling a stupid, racist warmonger puppet for Haliburton.

It one of those eye-opening moments for me.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 19, 2024 11:07 PM (Z8WUX)

168 W.C. Fields, dentist with lady patient, starts about 16:30


https://youtu.be/xvQRYd8xUYU

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 19, 2024 11:07 PM (dze4C)

169 High folks, it's so good to be here. Knew that WD was going to bring it so I made a bowl of dip on the way. Enjoy.

Posted by: _Jerry Miculekn at July 19, 2024 11:07 PM (B4c1t)

170 Posted by: gKWVE at July 19, 2024 11:04 PM (gKWVE)

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That link is ridiculously long, just saying.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2024 11:07 PM (16NmB)

171 @154

>>I've detested Biden for decades but this is elder abuse.

You've got to fight through that, this f**ker is an absolute evil POS, never feel sorry for the retard.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2024 11:08 PM (XV/Pl)

172 I'll say a prayer for SJL. She was kind of a dillhole (putting it mildly), but she was a human being.
Fuck cancer.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

I'm sorry to hear she died. She had family and friends who loved her, and will grieve her passing.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor

Yes.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 19, 2024 11:08 PM (vJiyU)

173 Kids in Uganda playing

You just wait until I recover from COVID-19, pal, those kids will make the best video ever!

Posted by: Brandon at July 19, 2024 11:08 PM (VavZF)

174 That tweet in the sidebar about AZ isn't quite accurate. The ruling wasn't so clear cut.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 19, 2024 11:08 PM (CjgNg)

175 Exdem13

#92

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:08 PM (xBdr5)

176 137 110 Sheila Jackson Lee died.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2024 10:53 PM (LkLld)
***
Jack Straw with the breaking news. Just announced 14 minutes ago. Pancreatic cancer.
=======
That sucks. RIP and I hope the LORD goes easy on her.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 19, 2024 11:09 PM (W+kMI)

177
Uganda?

Or maybe Dearborn?

Perhaps St Paul?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 19, 2024 11:09 PM (Z8WUX)

178 The upside to this sh*t show is, the longer it plays out, the fractionalized everybody playing becomes.
Can't wait for the name calling to get loud.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 19, 2024 11:05 PM (vJiyU)


It'll be be the young 'my turn' crowd versus the elderly Hillary 'my turn (again)' crowd. A real death match power struggle.

Posted by: RickZ at July 19, 2024 11:09 PM (gKDq2)

179 5 https://tinyurl.com/285492jx

@JoshKraushaar
WSJ, breaking: “The gunman who tried to kill Donald Trump was able to fly a drone and get aerial footage
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Too bad the SS can't afford drones.

Posted by: _Jerry Miculekn at July 19, 2024 11:10 PM (B4c1t)

180 That juggling was mesmerizing.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2024 11:10 PM (xKAW/)

181 "Sheila Jackson Lee speaks for me," her admirers used to say.
Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 11:06 PM (NLIak)


She now speaks for a lot of Dem voters.

Posted by: RickZ at July 19, 2024 11:10 PM (gKDq2)

182 News reports say that the American flag on Mars has been lowered to half-mast.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2024 11:11 PM (hY4dx)

183
I love how "biden" seem so snappy on his twitter account. Damn, that man is sharp. Always with the zingers and pithy wit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 19, 2024 11:11 PM (Z8WUX)

184 Good night, y’all. Have fun!

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 11:11 PM (pZEOD)

185 You would think with all the recent use of drones in warfare, the USSS would be a wee bit risk averse to any drone flying anywhere near a VIP.

You would think.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:11 PM (xBdr5)

186 52 I'm sure glad that all of those vegetables have been domesticated. Wouldn't want any wild bananas.

Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2024 10:35 PM (xJEPL)
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You got to watch out for the Wild Garlic specially in and around Chicago.

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #41 at July 19, 2024 11:12 PM (qfLjt)

187 174

It keeps the requirement in place, unless SCOTUS overturns the ruling-- which won't happen. The big hurdle was the 9th Circus.

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 11:12 PM (NLIak)

188 Obviously, I disagreed with her politics, but I always loved her lil sassy look, with her hats.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 19, 2024 11:12 PM (Vvh2V)

189 >>You've got to fight through that, this f**ker is an absolute evil POS, never feel sorry for the retard.

I don't feel sorry for him. Just observing that they don't either. The whole family is evil garbage.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2024 11:12 PM (LkLld)

190 @181

>>She now speaks for a lot of Dem voters.

As noted, I think they are now just going to go with the grossly incompetent, mistakes were made, need more training and we'll get right on that once you authorize the expenditures in the next CR excuse.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2024 11:13 PM (XV/Pl)

191 I love how "biden" seem so snappy on his twitter account. Damn, that man is sharp. Always with the zingers and pithy wit.
Posted by: Soothsayer

And while battling covid! The man is an animal!

Posted by: joy red at July 19, 2024 11:13 PM (vJiyU)

192 52 I'm sure glad that all of those vegetables have been domesticated. Wouldn't want any wild bananas.

Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2024 10:35 PM (xJEPL)
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You got to watch out for the Wild Garlic specially in and around Chicago.

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #41 at July 19,
2024 11:12 PM (qfLjt)

Yep, same with asparagus.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2024 11:13 PM (xKAW/)

193
I'm pretty sure the past week (and the past 20 years) has made the phrase "breaking news" meaningless, and pretty much a euphemism for "lie."

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 19, 2024 11:14 PM (Z8WUX)

194 *pauses*

Remake It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World with the big W being the Democrat Presidential nomination.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:14 PM (xBdr5)

195 Is SJL the one with the hats? I thought it was that other chick from FL.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2024 11:14 PM (16NmB)

196 Let's try that again....

@179

>>Too bad the SS can't afford drones.

As noted, I think they are now just going to go with the grossly incompetent, mistakes were made, need more training and we'll get right on that once you authorize the expenditures in the next CR excuse.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2024 11:14 PM (XV/Pl)

197 And while battling covid! The man is an animal!
Posted by: joy red at July 19, 2024 11:13 PM (vJiyU)

Funny how he has had all the vaxxes and boosters, but still had Covid nine times. Me, I only ever had it once, and have had none of the clot shots.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2024 11:14 PM (9/0BK)

198 21 W.C.Fields had a similar cigar box juggling routine that he used in some of his early films.
Posted by: Raoul Ortega

Fields was a terrific juggler and I wish there was more film of his vaudeville act.

Posted by: Egbert Souse' at July 19, 2024 11:14 PM (V5BDR)

199
So much for the "breaking news" about camelface harris "vetting" "4 protentional running mates."

Toldya that was bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 19, 2024 11:15 PM (Z8WUX)

200 I'm pretty sure the past week (and the past 20 years) has made the phrase "breaking news" meaningless, and pretty much a euphemism for "lie."
Posted by: Soothsayer

Breaking News should be replaced with Breaking Wind.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 19, 2024 11:15 PM (VNX3d)

201 don't even consider crashing into the Pacific

My old office partner (retired air force supply sergeant) came back from a trip to Hawaii and said the flight would have been great if the pilot hadn't come on board whistling "The High and The Mighty."

I have a hard-cover copy of "Fate Is The Hunter" that fits perfectly in the pocket of my Karajan bag, so you can read the embossed title. Avoids unwanted conversation.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 19, 2024 11:16 PM (zdLoL)

202 Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2024 11:14 PM (16NmB)

Oh, maybe it is! Whoever it is, she's adorable. And I'm still sorry for Ms. Lee's family and friends.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 19, 2024 11:16 PM (Vvh2V)

203 I'm pretty sure the past week (and the past 20 years) has made the phrase "breaking news" meaningless, and pretty much a euphemism for "lie."
Posted by: Soothsayer
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AKA: DNC Press Release

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2024 11:16 PM (XeU6L)

204 >>> 39 Wait, if Lee Tardy Oswald had checked out the area with a drone, then why did he need the rangefinder? Why was he wandering around the grounds if he already knew the layout? This drone thing seems to have come out of nowhere.
Posted by: pookysgirl, scratching her head at July 19, 2024 10:32 PM (dtlDP)

The drone doesn't give ranges, or at least not anywhere close to the precision needed for accurate shooting. Wandering around *could* be trying to make sure no one was following or paying to close attention. And we keep get more and more tidbits thrown out, who knows which are real.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 19, 2024 11:17 PM (VavZF)

205 Did Na. Lee wear her hair braided like a crown?

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 19, 2024 11:17 PM (Vvh2V)

206 Pacific crash?

They found Amelia Earhart again?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:17 PM (xBdr5)

207 Broccoli, cauliflower, kohlrabi, and kale are all technically the same plant species

Posted by: Weird Wild Wonderful Stuff at July 19, 2024 11:17 PM (zpWLJ)

208 I've detested Biden for decades but this is elder abuse. It's sick they are even considering running him for president. It's scary he's president right now.

https://tinyurl.com/4f9bwe4y
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2024 11:03 PM (LkLld)
---
I agree. Joetato is a horrible man, and always has been, but this is just sick. Frau "Doktor" Jill is a fucking monster. Edith Wilson is muttering from her crypt "jeebus, let it go."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at July 19, 2024 11:17 PM (Ad8y9)

209 Funny how he has had all the vaxxes and boosters, but still had Covid nine times. Me, I only ever had it once, and have had none of the clot shots.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2024 11:14 PM (9/0BK)

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Same.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2024 11:18 PM (16NmB)

210 207 Broccoli, cauliflower, kohlrabi, and kale are all technically the same plant species

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Kohlrabi has clear communist undertones.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2024 11:18 PM (hY4dx)

211 123 Which Moron is ONT WTF? I just followed you!
Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2024 10:29 PM (xJEPL)

I think that's Weirddave's account.


It's my ONT content account

Posted by: Weirddave at July 19, 2024 11:19 PM (df/te)

212 Chasten and I have a vaudeville act featuring a rusty trombone.

Posted by: Secretary Pete at July 19, 2024 11:19 PM (V5BDR)

213 RIP to one of the Great Intellects in American Politics...

Jack Poso 🇺🇸
@JackPosobiec

BREAKING: Democrat Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee dead at 74

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 19, 2024 11:19 PM (TGPs7)

214 Shelia Jackson Lee is mort. Shame, real shame. Terrible, terrible, terrible.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 19, 2024 11:19 PM (G8tt9)

215 I love how "biden" seem so snappy on his twitter account. Damn, that man is sharp. Always with the zingers and pithy wit.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 19, 2024 11:11 PM (Z8WUX)

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I doubt at this point Biden even knows what Twitter is.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2024 11:19 PM (16NmB)

216 AOC/Bernie the left is riding with biden we are already in our safe district life boats along with black elected officials. You moderates hope you can swim in your swing districts maybe climb up the Iceberg! See you at the democrat party meeting in 2025 as we take over the party with our black and brown politicians. AOC 2028!

Posted by: raimondo at July 19, 2024 11:20 PM (2LZ05)

217 Frederica Wilson is the hat congress crtitter.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 19, 2024 11:20 PM (2NHgQ)

218 >>> 156 So... um
https://www.reddit.com /r/wallstreetbets /comments/1e6ms9z /crowdstrike_is_not_worth_83_billion_dollars/
I'm thinking the FCC is going to want a chat with this fellow.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 19, 2024 11:04 PM (gKWVE)

SEC?

It was a filing error. Whoopsie!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 19, 2024 11:20 PM (VavZF)

219 Shelia Jackson Lee (D-Enron) dead at 74

Posted by: SMOD at July 19, 2024 11:20 PM (GITLP)

220 Ms. Lee , nit Na Lee. 😵‍💫

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 19, 2024 11:20 PM (Vvh2V)

221 Broccoli, cauliflower, kohlrabi, and kale are all technically the same plant species

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Kohlrabi has clear communist undertones.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2024 11:18 PM (hY4dx)
***

Okra has entered the chat.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2024 11:20 PM (W/lyH)

222 All those around Joey I have been saying have been building a special place in Hell for themselves for this.

They KNOW he really isn't fit. But just to stay in power they are doing who knows what to maintain the lie that he is in charge.

Not even him bombing at the debate has made them reconsider their vile actions. They have out-Smeagol Smeagol.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:21 PM (xBdr5)

223 Idiot alert. First to spot it.

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 11:21 PM (NLIak)

224 And we keep get more and more tidbits thrown out, who knows which are real.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 19, 2024 11:17 PM (VavZF)

Next up, he did all his planning in his secret lair in the cone of a volcano. He settled for using a rifle, because he couldn't figure out how to mount the laser beams on the sharks.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 19, 2024 11:21 PM (dze4C)

225 219 Posted by: SMOD at July 19, 2024 11:20 PM (GITLP)

She gave her constituents exactly what they voted for.

Her replacement will be just as intelligent, just as sober, and just as ethical God help us all.

My pique for her was well known, but I would not wish cancer on anyone.

Posted by: sven at July 19, 2024 11:22 PM (X0I7i)

226
I don't know if any of watch msncb or cnn, but almost All Day, the bottom chiron box is labeled "Breaking News," no matter what the other text is, which is usually the topic of of the segment.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 19, 2024 11:22 PM (Z8WUX)

227 At least Ms. Lee did not have bone cancer. *shudder*

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:23 PM (xBdr5)

228 The Left is now saying that Trump staged the assassination attempt.
These folks are vile.

Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2024 11:23 PM (xJEPL)

229 196 once you authorize the expenditures in the next CR excuse.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2024 11:14 PM (XV/Pl)
***
The solution is always to spend more. The USSS budget is going to go up bigly.

Posted by: TRex at July 19, 2024 11:23 PM (IQ6Gq)

230 In other feel good stories, Bud Light has now officially dropped to THIRD place in sales this past month.

It won't let me post the link but just google it.

Its sales are now 30% lower than Modelo, the brand it was beating barely a year ago.

Coupled with the major backtracking of multiple major companies in the last few weeks like John Deere.

People have had enough of the woke wankery and DEI nonsense. Normies are sick and tired of it and not putting up with their crap anymore.

The tide has turned.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at July 19, 2024 11:23 PM (lCHt6)

231 144
"Baloney maloney malarkey, you big kabloonah."

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 19, 2024 10:59 PM (Z8WUX)

---------------------------------------

What is "a medium channeling Joe Biden?", Alex?

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 19, 2024 11:23 PM (QdGJh)

232 216 Posted by: raimondo at July 19, 2024 11:20 PM (2LZ05)

Retardo, you need to do a headcount Omae....

you need Karen a lot more than she needs you.

Posted by: sven at July 19, 2024 11:23 PM (X0I7i)

233 Can hardly wait until the October Surprise.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2024 11:23 PM (63Dwl)

234 Frederica Wilson is the hat congress crtitter.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 19, 2024 11:20 PM (2NHgQ)


At one point in time, decades ago, it was Bella Abzug.

Why, yes, I'm 29. Why do you ask?

Posted by: RickZ at July 19, 2024 11:24 PM (gKDq2)

235
Jack Poso 🇺🇸
@JackPosobiec

BREAKING: Democrat Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee dead at 74
Posted by: Mister Ghost


This might be first true tweet Poso has made since 2022.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 19, 2024 11:24 PM (Z8WUX)

236 I don't know if any of watch msncb or cnn, but almost All Day, the bottom chiron box is labeled "Breaking News," no matter what the other text is, which is usually the topic of of the segment.

Posted by: Soothsayer

"When news breaks, we sweep up the pieces."

Posted by: Some Rat at July 19, 2024 11:24 PM (vJiyU)

237 Somewhere a Gorn cries...

William Shatner
@WilliamShatner
🤔 You know: carbon & sulfur are the basis of gunpowder.

I saw that in a TV 📺show script📔once.😉😂

NASA
@NASA

For the first time, our @MarsCuriosity rover has found crystals of pure sulfur on the Red Planet—after rolling over a rock and cracking it open: https://go.nasa.gov/4bLGG1v

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 19, 2024 11:25 PM (TGPs7)

238 "You're so sexy. Now stop being what made fall in love with you in the first place."

(Granted, being a pro-golfer is not the same as being a cop, a firefighter, or a Marine, or a Navy Sniper, but my point stands.)

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Making a Reefer Madness Reference at July 19, 2024 10:46 PM (Ad8y9)

For years, my siblings have hinted that they don't like Pooky. It's never to my face, of course, and there's never been a direct incident or confrontation, it's just gotten to the point that my *nephews* have had to stand up for me. They're not telling me what the heck they want me to do with Pooky, of course, because that would be admitting they've got a problem with him. I can't even blame the mental issues, since they were like this before he had problems. So I guess I'm out of the "I can fix him" camp. Maybe the "accepting what I can't change" camp has better marshmallows.

Posted by: pookysgirl is good at making smores at July 19, 2024 11:25 PM (dtlDP)

239 The tide has turned.

Don't go masturbating yet. Not until the corpse of DEI/BRIDGE is mounted on an iron spike.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:25 PM (xBdr5)

240 yike

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:25 PM (xBdr5)

241 It seems like a large proportion of the people who die of cancer, it is either pancreatic cancer or brain cancer. Both are terrible. My nephew's father in law died from pancreatic a couple of months ago.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 19, 2024 11:25 PM (0Htd1)

242 228 Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2024 11:23 PM (xJEPL)

I pissed off one of the wife's coworkers this morning he watches MSLSD "to get both sides."

Given their lunacy I said, "If I had a spare milllion bucks I would make a new game show for the hosts... 1 million dollars to let me "pierce your ear" just stand at this podium and let me grab my rifle."

Posted by: sven at July 19, 2024 11:26 PM (X0I7i)

243 Wait, are we moderates?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2024 11:26 PM (16NmB)

244 "Trump-Vance Rally in Grand Rapids May See Stepped-Up Security Presence After Shooting" (Detroit Free Press headline)

Horse gone. Barn door closed.

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 11:26 PM (NLIak)

245 Posted by: raimondo at July 19, 2024 11:20 PM

That was pathetic even by your low standards. Now fuck off, the adults are talking.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2024 11:26 PM (Wnv9h)

246
Yeah, what happened to good ol' lung cancer.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 19, 2024 11:26 PM (Z8WUX)

247 OK, that last video, is just fucked up. Not funny at all.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2024 11:27 PM (xaFKb)

248 241 Posted by: nerdygirl at July 19, 2024 11:25 PM (0Htd1)

The pancreas, brain, and thryroid are all basically "candy" for the big Cassino....

Once they get to any of the three you are kind of fucked.

Brain cancer took mom and my father in law.

Posted by: sven at July 19, 2024 11:27 PM (X0I7i)

249 That was pathetic even by your low standards. Now fuck off, the adults are talking.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2024 11:26 PM (Wnv9h)

Shit ... Mom and Dad are home?

/hides the beer...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2024 11:27 PM (xaFKb)

250 Ponytail SS woman did her job.

Posted by: _Jerry Miculekn at July 19, 2024 11:28 PM (B4c1t)

251 Made sense to me raimon!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 19, 2024 11:28 PM (Y8lzz)

252 Can hardly wait until the October Surprise.
-
We're not looking forward to it.

Posted by: Taiwan at July 19, 2024 11:29 PM (Dnobf)

253 The tide has turned.

Don't go masturbating yet. Not until the corpse of DEI/BRIDGE is mounted on an iron spike.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:25 PM (xBdr5)


Lets not go wacking each other's tallywackers just yet.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2024 11:29 PM (W/lyH)

254 Rai Mon for Kackling Kamala of Kalifornia's press secretary

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:29 PM (xBdr5)

255 Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:25 PM

Soon....

Posted by: The Barrel at July 19, 2024 11:29 PM (Wnv9h)

256 For years, my siblings have hinted that they don't like Pooky. It's never to my face, of course, and there's never been a direct incident or confrontation, it's just gotten to the point that my *nephews* have had to stand up for me. They're not telling me what the heck they want me to do with Pooky, of course, because that would be admitting they've got a problem with him. I can't even blame the mental issues, since they were like this before he had problems. So I guess I'm out of the "I can fix him" camp. Maybe the "accepting what I can't change" camp has better marshmallows.
Posted by: pookysgirl is good at making smores at July 19, 2024 11:25 PM (dtlDP)
---
OMG! This is not a hit at you. Never think that. Please. You are there for your man. God bless you, and Pooky and your family.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at July 19, 2024 11:29 PM (Ad8y9)

257 Posted by: pookysgirl is good at making smores at July 19, 2024 11:25 PM (dtlDP)

Just went and saw a bunch of relatives last weekend...

Lasted 4 hours before I was just... done.

My tongue is still going to take a couple more days of healing, from having to bight it so much.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2024 11:30 PM (xaFKb)

258 Wait, are we moderates?
Posted by: Jordan61

{{{Jordan61}}}
Always have been.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 19, 2024 11:30 PM (vJiyU)

259 The tide has turned.

Don't go masturbating yet. Not until the corpse of DEI/BRIDGE is mounted on an iron spike.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:25 PM (xBdr5)

I'll wait for the busty fox lady to sing.

Posted by: Methos at July 19, 2024 11:30 PM (Dnobf)

260 I thought Raimondo's post was unusually coherent until he got to the "you moderates" part. He must have thought he was amongst the DUmmies.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 19, 2024 11:31 PM (Vvh2V)

261 So...the dude with the French horn.
Do you think after they took the pictures he got to bang her?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2024 11:31 PM (W/lyH)

262 Just when you don't think it could get better you read on AoS that Sheila Jackson Lee is dead and burning in hell. Hitting the tip jar!

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 19, 2024 11:31 PM (KSNKu)

263 Spicy fox lady!

Kirsche

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:31 PM (xBdr5)

264 At least Ms. Lee did not have bone cancer. *shudder*
Posted by: Anna Puma

My wife's best buddy is dying from it. It is horrible to watch him go. He was crying for the Good Lord to take him yesterday. Awful.

Posted by: Buttigig at July 19, 2024 11:32 PM (WXNFJ)

265 >>> 224 And we keep get more and more tidbits thrown out, who knows which are real.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 19, 2024 11:17 PM (VavZF)

Next up, he did all his planning in his secret lair in the cone of a volcano. He settled for using a rifle, because he couldn't figure out how to mount the laser beams on the sharks.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 19, 2024 11:21 PM (dze4C)

Silly Spudboy, the volcano belongs to DOCTOR Jill.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 19, 2024 11:32 PM (VavZF)

266 Is Winnie the Xi pining for the fjords?

Or is he another brick in the wall of Three Gorges Dam?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:32 PM (xBdr5)

267 262 Just when you don't think it could get better you read on AoS that Sheila Jackson Lee is dead and burning in hell. Hitting the tip jar!
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 19, 2024 11:31 PM (KSNKu)

How old is Maxine Waters?

Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2024 11:32 PM (xJEPL)

268 Shiela Jackson Lee is Mort

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2024 11:32 PM (4p0Xq)

269 sock fail

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2024 11:33 PM (WXNFJ)

270 Stupid socks you have to cut them off.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 19, 2024 11:33 PM (B4c1t)

271 Shelia Jackson Lee (D-Enron) dead at 74
Posted by: SMOD

Well....Bye.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 19, 2024 11:34 PM (elaR+)

272 Yeah, what happened to good ol' lung cancer.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 19, 2024 11:26 PM (Z8WUX)


When they put a death warning on cigarette packs, no longer allow their completely legal product to advertise on tv, and saying unsafe gay sex is safer and better for you, people will stop smoking cigarettes.

Posted by: RickZ at July 19, 2024 11:34 PM (gKDq2)

273 Shiela Jackson Lee is Mort

is this breaking news? Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 19, 2024 11:34 PM (mH6SG)

274 How old is Maxine Waters?
Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2024 11:32 PM (xJEPL)

======

Her hair has to be at least 30.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2024 11:34 PM (16NmB)

275 271 Shelia Jackson Lee (D-Enron) dead at 74
Posted by: SMOD

Well....Bye.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 19, 2024 11:34 PM (elaR+)

I'm sure we'll all miss her.

Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2024 11:34 PM (xJEPL)

276 Maxine Waters?

Only her hairdresser knows.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:35 PM (xBdr5)

277 Stashed the rifle and the fucking missed it.
Criminal negligence.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 19, 2024 11:36 PM (elaR+)

278 How old is Maxine Waters?
Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2024 11:32 PM (xJEPL)

It doesn't matter. She lived far too long.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 19, 2024 11:37 PM (KSNKu)

279 268 Shiela Jackson Lee is Mort
Posted by: Minnfidel
-----------------------

May God have mercy on her soul.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 19, 2024 11:37 PM (B4c1t)

280 Sheila Jackson Lee died.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2024 10:53 PM (LkLld)
====

*adjusts janky frightwig*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 19, 2024 11:37 PM (FqEvY)

281 Maxine called for the shunning of Trump voters is a most specious manner. She is a hateful individual.

Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2024 11:37 PM (xJEPL)

282 281 Maxine called for the shunning of Trump voters is a most specious manner. She is a hateful individual.
Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2024 11:37 PM (xJEPL)

Was.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 19, 2024 11:38 PM (KSNKu)

283 Xi dying would be a very interesting situation for China.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 19, 2024 11:39 PM (B4c1t)

284 Gentlemen, let's not start shuffling each other's decks just yet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2024 11:39 PM (hY4dx)

285 Didn't Sheila run for mayor of Houston just recently and lose?

Did she have cancer then? If so, lady your priorities were messed up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:40 PM (xBdr5)

286 Maxine called for the shunning of Trump voters is a most specious manner. She is a hateful individual.
Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2024 11:37 PM (xJEPL)


Well, she's a Dem so, . . . .

Posted by: Stealing From A 'Canceled' Insurance Commercial at July 19, 2024 11:40 PM (gKDq2)

287 My dad was part of a team that tossed Sam Donaldson down a flight of stairs.
It seems their microphone wasn't working before a presidential speech and he tried to force his way past to place a recorder on the podium.
"You know who I am."
Well, once all sweeps had been done no one was allowed up there.
So down the stairs his ass went.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 19, 2024 11:40 PM (elaR+)

288 Ms. Waters is still alive. Ms. Lee has gone on.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 19, 2024 11:41 PM (Vvh2V)

289 Did she have cancer then? If so, lady your priorities were messed up.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:40 PM (xBdr5)

-----------

Power is a hell of a drug.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2024 11:42 PM (hY4dx)

290 So umm, do we know where she will be buried?

Posted by: Guy With Full Bladder at July 19, 2024 11:42 PM (elaR+)

291 My dad was part of a team that tossed Sam Donaldson down a flight of stairs.
It seems their microphone wasn't working before a presidential speech and he tried to force his way past to place a recorder on the podium.
"You know who I am."
Well, once all sweeps had been done no one was allowed up there.
So down the stairs his ass went.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 19, 2024 11:40 PM


I'd have paid money to watch that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2024 11:42 PM (Wnv9h)

292 I think Sam Donaldson invented the 'punch able face.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:42 PM (xBdr5)

293 288 Ms. Waters is still alive. Ms. Lee has gone on.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 19, 2024 11:41 PM (Vvh2V)

It is close enough to Christmas to ask for more!

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 19, 2024 11:42 PM (KSNKu)

294 What a long trip home

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2024 11:42 PM (fwDg9)

295 This is true, bc I've seen her do it:

When some leftwing loon says something UNUSUALLY stupid, i.e., "Trump probably killed Epstein because Trump was being blackmailed" (or something), Kamala says:

"That's YOUR truth. You hang on to your truth!"

Again, I've heard her do this. It's one of her little mannerisms, like "unburdened by the past."

I hope the Trump campaign makes a supercuts TV ad out of all her most outrageous BS-- you know, very fast; one immediately after the other. It will be awesome.

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 11:43 PM (NLIak)

296 Next up, he did all his planning in his secret lair in the cone of a volcano. He settled for using a rifle, because he couldn't figure out how to mount the laser beams on the sharks.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 19, 2024 11:21 PM (dze4C)

This sounds an awful lot like the Lego Ninjago movie.

Posted by: pookysgirl's daughter loves Meowra at July 19, 2024 11:43 PM (dtlDP)

297 Xi dying would be a very interesting situation for China.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 19, 2024 11:39 PM (B4c1t)

I have been assured by top men that there is no possibility that China will split into a dozen different regions, each under the command of a nuclear-armed warlord.

Top. Men.

Anyway...

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 11:44 PM (dze4C)

298 Did she have cancer then? If so, lady your priorities were messed up.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:40 PM (xBdr5)


Anna, she might've gotten the turbo cancer from vacks boosters and died within weeks. I was 8ncl8ned to be skeptical about that until it happened in my family.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 19, 2024 11:44 PM (Vvh2V)

299 What a long trip home
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2024 11:42 PM (fwDg9)

=====

You bailed and left us arguing about which Lancaster!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2024 11:44 PM (16NmB)

300 SJL faked her death, you mean.

It's an op.

Posted by: everything is an op at July 19, 2024 11:44 PM (dP++7)

301 >>> 266 Is Winnie the Xi pining for the fjords?

Or is he another brick in the wall of Three Gorges Dam?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:32 PM (xBdr5)

I'm really starting to wonder; seems if he were playing possum he should have caught all the 'traitors' by now.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 19, 2024 11:45 PM (VavZF)

302 I wouldn't miss her

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2024 11:45 PM (fwDg9)

303 Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 11:43 PM (NLIak)

Kamala indeed is her own negative campaign commercial, to use communist verbiage.

Did she ho herself into the pole position and I missed it?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 19, 2024 11:45 PM (KSNKu)

304 294 What a long trip home
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2024 11:42 PM (fwDg9)

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And what a long strange trip it's been.

Posted by: J. Garcia at July 19, 2024 11:45 PM (hY4dx)

305 293

Cori Bush is alive and well, but she'll be leaving soon.

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 11:45 PM (NLIak)

306 @229

>>The solution is always to spend more. The USSS budget is going to go up bigly.

Well with the addition of the drone squirrel, they are now adding the FAA to the mix.

Modern drones have gps transponders that report their position and location and if thy enter protected air spaces, bells and whistles start to go off in the systems, the airspace for the rally would have been in that system or should have been. So the whole he flew a drone over the event should be impossible and or known immediately. Also drones are a high priority threat assessment item and part of any security plan or counter threat program.

The bottom line is nothing makes any sense and I think they have settled on gross incompetence as their ticket out of the wicket.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2024 11:46 PM (XV/Pl)

307 Posted by: _Jerry Miculekn at July 19, 2024 11:28 PM (B4c1t)

I really, really doubt that this is the real Jerry Miculek.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2024 11:46 PM (1w94Y)

308 It is close enough to Christmas to ask for more!
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 19, 2024 11:42 PM (KSNKu)

Are you one of those who engages in much pearl-clutching and gnashing of teeth when leftist assholes crow about one of ours dying?

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 19, 2024 11:47 PM (Vvh2V)

309
"That's YOUR truth. You hang on to your truth!"
------

"We choose truth over facts" - Joe Biden

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2024 11:47 PM (XeU6L)

310 Did she have cancer then? If so, lady your priorities were messed up.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:40 PM (xBdr5)

-----------

Power is a hell of a drug.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2024 11:42 PM (hY4dx)


Didn't think of it that way but that's quite profound in the context used. It really does explain Dr. Dr. Jill and the whole damn Biden criminal clan with their 'three and one half years at the White House' remake of 'Weekend at Bernie's'.

Posted by: RickZ at July 19, 2024 11:47 PM (gKDq2)

311 Thomas Bender

Malicious Incompetence I think describes what happened.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:47 PM (xBdr5)

312 My dad was part of a team that tossed Sam Donaldson down a flight of stairs.
It seems their microphone wasn't working before a presidential speech and he tried to force his way past to place a recorder on the podium.
"You know who I am."
Well, once all sweeps had been done no one was allowed up there.
So down the stairs his ass went.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale

Nice story. I bet he didn't go screaming for a camera to complain, either, did he?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 19, 2024 11:48 PM (VNX3d)

313 303

No, I just take it for granted now.

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 11:48 PM (NLIak)

314 RickZ

Even after the example of having to pry the mummified corpse of Ruth Vader-Meinhoff Ginsburg off the SCOTUS bench and what happened as a result

Democrats love power more than life it seems.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:49 PM (xBdr5)

315 All they have to do is turn off those damn cable news shows. I'm about convinced there's some kind of insidious subliminal spew oozing into their heads.

I'm almost not even joking at this point. I still want to just laugh at them but I'm seriously starting to wonder. You can't even talk to them about this stuff. They get unhinged.


I cribbed this from the internet, it ain't me, but it might as well be in terms of sentiment. The fucking idiot box and other parlor tricks have really done a number on people. The old school psychologists (who invented the mind fvckery being deployed in the first place) posited that insanity is "contagious" and hereditary. Keep your kids away from the freaks.

Posted by: Weird Wild Wonderful Stuff at July 19, 2024 11:49 PM (zpWLJ)

316 The bottom line is nothing makes any sense and I think they have settled on gross incompetence as their ticket out of the wicket.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2024 11:46 PM (XV/Pl)

The scary part is that it actually might be gross incompetence. Doubt it, but still, these morons have brought us to the brink of nuclear war and control the lever.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 19, 2024 11:49 PM (KSNKu)

317 You bailed and left us arguing about which Lancaster!
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2024 11:44 PM (16NmB)

There is only one: Avro Lancaster.

https://youtu.be/o2SWXg9e_0s

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2024 11:51 PM (1w94Y)

318 subliminal spew oozing into their heads.

Been watching They Live again?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:51 PM (xBdr5)

319 Unless it is an Avro Lancastrian

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:51 PM (xBdr5)

320 I'd have paid money to watch that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

My dad absolutely beamed whenever he told that story.
He also met Bob Hope.
He was providing security for Reagans first presidential run when Bob wanted entry and decided to have fun with him.
With a straight face he asked him for ID.
He said Bob did a double take, sighed and said, " Never the straight man."

Posted by: Guy With Full Bladder at July 19, 2024 11:51 PM (elaR+)

321 I was taking a vacation to Cancun and booked on a Mexican airline LaTour to depart from LaGuardia. We started down the runway to take off and right before the nose was to go up the pilot shut it down. As we recovered from the whiplash and taxing back to the terminal the pilot came on and said a warning light had come on and we were going back to check it out. After an hour of sitting in the plane the pilot came back on and announced. ‘They were not able to find the cause of why the warning light came on and cleared us to depart again so we’ll give it another shot’

WTF? Needless to say we made it to Cancun.

Posted by: You know the answer at July 19, 2024 11:52 PM (B1dzx)

322 My dad was part of a team that tossed Sam Donaldson down a flight of stairs.

"Oh Tell it again, Grampaw! Tell it again!"

Posted by: Weird Wild Wonderful Stuff at July 19, 2024 11:52 PM (zpWLJ)

323 307 Posted by: _Jerry Miculekn at July 19, 2024 11:28 PM (B4c1t)

I really, really doubt that this is the real Jerry Miculek.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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It was an old sock from a comment on how fast rounds could burn off a AR-15. Sometimes those socks just stick.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 19, 2024 11:53 PM (B4c1t)

324 Shiela Jackson Lee is mort.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 19, 2024 11:54 PM (cX9q7)

325 Lancaster Pa

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2024 11:54 PM (fwDg9)

326 This thread is turning into "the many deaths of Sheila Jackson Lee."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:54 PM (xBdr5)

327 I have get to bed to do it again tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2024 11:54 PM (fwDg9)

328 I agree. Joetato is a horrible man, and always has been, but this is just sick. Frau "Doktor" Jill is a fucking monster. Edith Wilson is muttering from her crypt "jeebus, let it go."
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at July 19, 2024 11:17 PM (Ad8y9)

This is the same guy who gave a speech in Philly condemning half the country and threatening them (us).
With the lighting and all, it was rather fourth reich like.
It's hard to have sympathy for that man.
We could go back decades and find example after example, but why bother.
He gets what he gets.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 19, 2024 11:55 PM (FCbAQ)

329 @311

>>Malicious Incompetence I think describes what happened.

It doesn't take everyone being in on it, all it takes is one individual in the RACI chain to pull the strings to achieve the desired result.

That's why it's important to know what the security plan was what the tasking was and who was in charge of this clusterfu.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2024 11:55 PM (XV/Pl)

330 The bottom line is nothing makes any sense and I think they have settled on gross incompetence as their ticket out of the wicket.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2024 11:46 PM (XV/Pl)

The scary part is that it actually might be gross incompetence. Doubt it, but still, these morons have brought us to the brink of nuclear war and control the lever.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 19, 2024 11:49 PM (KSNKu)

I’m willing to consider the conspiracy theory that they cut the brake line and whatever happens happens.

Posted by: You know the answer at July 19, 2024 11:55 PM (B1dzx)

331 []Democrats love power more than life it seems.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:49 PM (xBdr5)

So we've come to the agreement that Democrats are a Death Cult, no different than islam, The People's Temple or Heaven's Gate?

Posted by: RickZ at July 19, 2024 11:55 PM (gKDq2)

332 The IQ of Houston TX just increased by 10 points.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 19, 2024 11:55 PM (cX9q7)

333
We have lost our Astronomer Royal of the United States.....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 19, 2024 11:56 PM (w6EFb)

334 You could say that she's number three. Bob Newhart, (Brain Fog), and Sheila.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 19, 2024 11:57 PM (B4c1t)

335 Lou Dobbs

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:57 PM (xBdr5)

336 My tongue is still going to take a couple more days of healing, from having to bight it so much.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2024 11:30 PM (xaFKb)

Last weekend was the annual family get-together where Pooky was shunned more than normal, so I really, really hope we're not related.

Posted by: pookysgirl, playing the odds at July 19, 2024 11:57 PM (dtlDP)

337 Goodnight everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2024 11:58 PM (fwDg9)

338 Oyasumi

Pray for better days minna

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:58 PM (xBdr5)

339 Pancreatic cancer can take you fast .

Posted by: You know the answer at July 19, 2024 11:58 PM (B1dzx)

340 My dad was part of a team that tossed Sam Donaldson down a flight of stairs.
It seems their microphone wasn't working before a presidential speech and he tried to force his way past to place a recorder on the podium.
"You know who I am."
Well, once all sweeps had been done no one was allowed up there.
So down the stairs his ass went.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale

Nice story. I bet he didn't go screaming for a camera to complain, either, did he?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

My dad wasn't Secret Service.
Back then when they were short, they would grab feds from other departments and give them SS training.
He was from from one of the most feared agencies.
Not the CIA or FBI, but IRS.

Posted by: Guy With Full Bladder at July 19, 2024 11:58 PM (elaR+)

341 332 The IQ of Houston TX just increased by 10 points.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent
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Goin' be a lot a cheatin' down in Houston, Kingfish.
_Brown.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 19, 2024 11:58 PM (B4c1t)

342 I saw SJL speak once, at one of the memorials for Barbara Jordan. SJL talk was spiteful and nasty. Imagine a less-intelligent Caryn "Whoopi" Johnson, with a vote in Congress.
Cancer took her before she could repent, but nobody ever gave her reason to repent. So she continued ruling her fiefdom in Congress, earning a reputation as one of the worst bosses in DC.
I do not believe that Jackson Lee will be sharing an afterlife anywhere near Jordan's.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 19, 2024 11:59 PM (gKWVE)

343 Last weekend was the annual family get-together where Pooky was shunned more than normal, so I really, really hope we're not related.
Posted by: pookysgirl

Man that's rough...Give the man a hug and let him know it's from the horde.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 19, 2024 11:59 PM (vJiyU)

344 326 This thread is turning into "the many deaths of Sheila Jackson Lee."
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:54 PM (xBdr5)

I think it should be "The Last of Sheila".

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2024 11:59 PM (S6gqv)

345 Somehow I don't think that anti reefer pic is going to work as intended.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 19, 2024 11:59 PM (VwHCD)

346 This thread is turning into "the many deaths of Sheila Jackson Lee."
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:54 PM (xBdr5)

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LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 20, 2024 12:01 AM (16NmB)

347 RE: Lancaster(s)

I was in an LE office in Springfield, IL once. They had a big map of CONUS on the wall, with blue push pins scattered here and there, all connected with blue thread.

"What's that? Every place the Unabomber ever lived, or something?"

"No. It's a joke. Each pin is a 'Springfield.'"

Posted by: mnw at July 20, 2024 12:01 AM (NLIak)

348 All Karen Reed, all the time...


NBC10 Boston
@NBC10Boston
Netflix has announced a three-part documentary series focused on the Karen Read murder trial and the death of Boston Police Officer John O’Keefe.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 20, 2024 12:01 AM (TGPs7)

349 Somehow I don't think that anti reefer pic is going to work as intended.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 19, 2024 11:59 PM (VwHCD)

That's one Hell of a bong!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2024 12:02 AM (1w94Y)

350 Man that's rough...Give the man a hug and let him know it's from the horde.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 19, 2024 11:59 PM (vJiyU)

I'll try not to make it weird. JT The Wonder Dog has been working overtime and I've been trying to reward him for it.

Posted by: pookysgirl has the t-r-e-a-t-s at July 20, 2024 12:03 AM (dtlDP)

351 I'd rather be on the ground wishing I was in the air than in the air wishing I was on the ground

Posted by: Chuck C at July 20, 2024 12:04 AM (yOPBE)

352 Because the IRS and FBI shared a building, they liked to play pranks on the new FBI agents.
They would have my dad call the new FBI agents about "issues" on their tax reports.
When he was done with them he said they sounded like little kids about to pee themselves.

Posted by: Guy With Full Bladder at July 20, 2024 12:04 AM (elaR+)

353 Been watching They Live again?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 11:51 PM (xBdr5)


One of THE most underrated movies of all time.

"Just put on the damn glasses!"

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass -- and I'm all out of bubblegum." (RIP Roddy)

Posted by: RickZ at July 20, 2024 12:04 AM (gKDq2)

354 349 Somehow I don't think that anti reefer pic is going to work as intended.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 19, 2024 11:59 PM (VwHCD)

Right?

If I thought that was drugs, I'd be more inclined.

Posted by: drug r bad, mmkay at July 20, 2024 12:05 AM (XLQLg)

355 Off urgent sock

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 20, 2024 12:05 AM (elaR+)

356 248 241 Posted by: nerdygirl at July 19, 2024 11:25 PM (0Htd1)

The pancreas, brain, and thryroid are all basically "candy" for the big Cassino....

Once they get to any of the three you are kind of fucked.

Brain cancer took mom and my father in law.

Posted by: sven at July 19, 2024 11:27 PM (X0I7i)
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Liver cancer has entered the chat.

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #42 at July 20, 2024 12:08 AM (qfLjt)

357 51 I laughed waaay too hard at the Maine joke.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2024 10:35 PM (Wnv9h)

I kinda didn't get the Maine joke - I assume the dish is a food typical of southern Maine? Maybe there's an explanation in the comments - I'm only up to number 51

Thank you for a superb ONT WD

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 20, 2024 12:09 AM (QGaXH)

358 If weed will let you blast a brass instrument into her coochie, that seems like an advertisement and not a detriment.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 20, 2024 12:09 AM (elaR+)

359 Been a long day, I'm out too. Y'all have a good evening. 'night.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 20, 2024 12:09 AM (B4c1t)

360 I think it should be "The Last of Sheila".
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2024 11:59 PM (S6gqv)


The Lasts of Sheila? No, I guess that would be Imelda Marcos.

Posted by: RickZ at July 20, 2024 12:10 AM (gKDq2)

361 Had a dog 40 years ago, last of 12 in his litter. Being a construction worker, I named them all after beers. Two six packs, you know? Two went flat. He was the last pup, but also the largest by far. Named him Foster Lager. Foster would pick up 8 foot long two by fours and run with them through houses I was framing. He never did get the hang of getting through bare stud walls...

Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple SCARBC at July 20, 2024 12:11 AM (WpiTA)

362 356 Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #42 at July 20, 2024 12:08 AM (qfLjt)

Liver cancer is the harbinger the cells are so gardy that a cancer that can take root there once it gets to the softer cell structures is game over.

Grandma. Mom and my sister went "Lung, Liver, brain."

Posted by: sven at July 20, 2024 12:11 AM (X0I7i)

363 As a guy, I still don't understand why a shot to the nuts always makes me laugh.

Heck, had I been on the receiving end, I'd probably have laughed.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 20, 2024 12:11 AM (tT6L1)

364 you been crowdstruck
youtu.be/SLGCLE4iGMA

Posted by: gKWVE at July 20, 2024 12:11 AM (gKWVE)

365 Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 20, 2024 12:09 AM (QGaXH)

Lo mein, as in Chinese noodles.

Posted by: pookysgirl prefers soba noodles at July 20, 2024 12:12 AM (dtlDP)

366 I think those who like They Live (I'm one) might also enjoy Night of the Comet:

(handsome young Latino guy hands her a perfectly serviceable .38 Special): "What's THAT for? Date night in the barrio? Daddy would've got me an Uzi."

(to her female friend, in reference to the Latino guy) "He's either a gentleman or a fag... What are the odds?"

Posted by: mnw at July 20, 2024 12:13 AM (NLIak)

367 gardy =s "hardy"

I am brickwalling

Posted by: sven at July 20, 2024 12:13 AM (X0I7i)

368 I laughed way too hard at the mom crashing into her son.

Posted by: You know the answer at July 20, 2024 12:13 AM (B1dzx)

369 I kinda didn't get the Maine joke
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Low Maine.

Lo Mein is Chinese food.

Honestly though, I spent three minutes trying to figure out what kind of food south maine was.

Posted by: Methos at July 20, 2024 12:14 AM (Dnobf)

370 Someone may have already posted it but Rory reconciled with his wife. No divorce.

Posted by: You know the answer at July 20, 2024 12:14 AM (B1dzx)

371 92 Attention anime and manga fans, hide your pocketbooks.

Suruga-ya in Japan is having free shipping until 25 July Japan time.
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That's awesome for fans that have $$$ right now. I don't have a lot of disposable $$ right now.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 20, 2024 12:15 AM (W+kMI)

372 The would be robber. When I saw the gal go for the helmet after it came off, I knew what she was going to do with it. And she did it well.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 20, 2024 12:15 AM (tT6L1)

373 Somehow I don't think that anti reefer pic is going to work as intended.

Thing is, except for a niche of classical fans, there are only two things that could be being performed on that horn.

The dirge-like bridge of "You Can't Always Get," or
the swooping triple glissando of "Tommy."
And you get to speculate on which one she's asking for.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 20, 2024 12:15 AM (zdLoL)

374 110 Sheila Jackson Lee died.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2024 10:53 PM (LkLld)

OMG - such sad news for her and her family. While I thought she was a nut case and did not agree with her politics, she was a bit of a character and we need all the characters we can get. Condolences to her family.

Bob Newhart died also. There are no words sufficient to express my remorse. To me he was a reminder of a better, happier, simpler more hopeful time in my life.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 20, 2024 12:15 AM (QGaXH)

375 I think those who like They Live (I'm one) might also enjoy Night of the Comet.

Posted by: mnw at July 20, 2024 12:13 AM (NLIak)


'Night of the Comet' has Commander Chakotay from 'Star Trek: Voyager'.

Posted by: RickZ at July 20, 2024 12:17 AM (gKDq2)

376 Sam Donaldson had the worst toupee on television. I recall watching a "This Week with David Brinkley" show. Donaldson was trying to ambush a Senator for wearing a foreign made suit. The Senator (Fritz Hollings?) looked at him and said, "Sam, do I ask you where you get those cheap rugs you wear?" Donaldson was speechless, and Brinkley was busting up laughing as they cut to commercial.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 20, 2024 12:17 AM (dze4C)

377 314 RickZ

Even after the example of having to pry the mummified corpse of Ruth Vader-Meinhoff Ginsburg off the SCOTUS bench and what happened as a result

Democrats love power more than life it seems.
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After the Potato was told by his handlers to promote term limits for SCOTUS justices, I immediately thought of Ginsburg and other Democrat justices who basically died on the bench. I don't think the Democrats want to go there.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 20, 2024 12:17 AM (W+kMI)

378 My dad told me once some years before he was called as a witness in a trial, some financial business or embezzlement I don't remember what it was, and the fibbies were involved. I think it shook him up a little bit, he seemed to realize that stink could rub off on him and maybe they weren't too particular about dear old dad or anybody else who might get caught up in their dragnet. That's what I believe he was trying to get across. This was in the 50s I suppose.

Jack Swigert replaced Ken Mattingly on the Apollo 13 crew two days before the launch, an unusual move and as a consequence he completely forgot about filing his taxes. He radio'd back to Earth expressing his concerns and the boys at mission control laughed, but he was serious, because it was serious. So the tax advisors looked into it, and they discovered there was a loophole as he was "out of the country".

Posted by: Weird Wild Wonderful Stuff at July 20, 2024 12:18 AM (zpWLJ)

379 366 I think those who like They Live (I'm one) might also enjoy Night of the Comet:

(handsome young Latino guy hands her a perfectly serviceable .38 Special): "What's THAT for? Date night in the barrio? Daddy would've got me an Uzi."

(to her female friend, in reference to the Latino guy) "He's either a gentleman or a fag... What are the odds?"
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Night of the Comet is a fun movie. It's totally Eighties in all the right ways.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 20, 2024 12:19 AM (W+kMI)

380 375

Both films are very low budget & have clever screenplays.

Posted by: mnw at July 20, 2024 12:20 AM (NLIak)

381 I have been kicked in the nuts so many times I wonder if it made me sterile.
Two women I dated immediately became pregnant the first time they had sex with a guy after me.
I mean we were intimate multiple time times.
Frankly, I dodged two bullets.
While they were decent women, they were not on the level of my now wife.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 20, 2024 12:20 AM (elaR+)

382 If weed will let you blast a brass instrument into her coochie, that seems like an advertisement and not a detriment.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 20, 2024 12:09 AM (elaR+)


Especially since the add claims it happens all the time.

So you mean I just gotta smoke this joint and a hot naked chick appears on all fours? Sign me the fuck up. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 20, 2024 12:21 AM (VwHCD)

383 think those who like They Live (I'm one) might also enjoy Night of the Comet.

Posted by: mnw at July 20, 2024 12:13 AM (NLIak)

'Night of the Comet' has Commander Chakotay from 'Star Trek: Voyager'.
Posted by: RickZ at July 20, 2024 12:17 AM (gKDq2)

I watched Omega Man again after about 10 years, They did the prepping / surviving part correctly as opposed to how they show that in similar movies today .

Posted by: You know the answer at July 20, 2024 12:22 AM (B1dzx)

384
'Night of the Comet' has Commander Chakotay from 'Star Trek: Voyager'.
Posted by: RickZ

OMG. I'm not the only one that remembers that movie.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 20, 2024 12:22 AM (elaR+)

385 129 Rep Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX) dies at age 74 after a bout with pancreatic cancer

I've never had much good to say about her but that is a terrible way to go that I wouldn't wish on anyone.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 19, 2024 10:55 PM (/y8xj)


Pretty much my thoughts. Cancer sucks, no matter who has it. I'm sure there are people who love her and are mourning her.

Posted by: BillyD at July 20, 2024 12:23 AM (Yt3ED)

386 Anna, she might've gotten the turbo cancer from vacks boosters and died within weeks. I was 8ncl8ned to be skeptical about that until it happened in my family.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 19, 2024 11:44 PM (Vvh2V)

a good friend of our family died that way. She had been in remission from breast cancer for 5 years, was very sensitive to her health, unfortunately she was all in on the belief you had to be vaxxed and was militant about it. Anyway, after the 3rd shot her cancer came back and went turbo, she died in 5 months. I don't fault her, I fault the people she put her trust in who killed her.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2024 12:23 AM (S6gqv)

387
Ol' Sam had several weeks worth of toupees. The idea was to simulate normal hair growth behind haircuts.

I shit you not.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 20, 2024 12:24 AM (w6EFb)

388 I read the Roddy Piper fight that was so insanely long to get the guy to put on the damn glasses in They Live was by design, and was supposed to reflect how hard it was to get people to see the truth when they’ve been brainwashed.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 20, 2024 12:24 AM (DBZuM)

389 So, ISSS drones that I know of, inactuality.
Posted by: GWB at July 19, 2024 10:50 PM (AWrpC)

Holy moley. That should be:
So, no USSS drones that I know of, in actuality.

And, yes, it took me an hour and a half to notice.

Posted by: GWB at July 20, 2024 12:24 AM (AWrpC)

390 Sheila Jackson Lee had cancer?
That poor cancer.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 20, 2024 12:25 AM (elaR+)

391 Lee diagnosed in June. Definitely it went turbo.

Posted by: You know the answer at July 20, 2024 12:25 AM (B1dzx)

392 Just got home. Um, Yay International Blue Screen Day ONT! and all that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 20, 2024 12:25 AM (dZVON)

393 388 I read the Roddy Piper fight that was so insanely long to get the guy to put on the damn glasses in They Live was by design, and was supposed to reflect how hard it was to get people to see the truth when they’ve been brainwashed.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 20, 2024 12:24 AM (DBZuM)

I always figured it was because he was a wrassler, and they figured most of his fans who went to see the movie expected a big long wrasslin' fight scene.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2024 12:27 AM (S6gqv)

394 Sheila Jackson Lee died.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2024 10:53 PM (LkLld)

Seriously? Satellite head is mort?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 20, 2024 12:27 AM (VwHCD)

395 388

I agree

Hulk Hogan likes to talk about what a pushover Jesse Ventura was in the ring, btw. I don't think the two were best frenz.

Posted by: mnw at July 20, 2024 12:28 AM (NLIak)

396 'Night of the Comet' has Commander Chakotay from 'Star Trek: Voyager'.
Posted by: RickZ

OMG. I'm not the only one that remembers that movie.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 20, 2024 12:22 AM (elaR+)

If daddy was here he would have gotten us UZIs.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 20, 2024 12:29 AM (VwHCD)

397
I watched Omega Man again after about 10 years, They did the prepping / surviving part correctly as opposed to how they show that in similar movies today .
Posted by: You know the answer at July 20, 2024 12:22 AM (B1dzx)

I absolutely love that movie! Watching Charlton Heston shoot those damn dirty hippies with a .50 cal from off his balcony is epic.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2024 12:29 AM (S6gqv)

398
I hope Ace dives deeper into Cashew Head on Monday.

She deserves a good fisking.

How is she not a "book burner censor" after labeling Lord of the Rings nazi propaganda?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 20, 2024 12:30 AM (Z8WUX)

399 393 Servo

I agree with that too. It's not incompatible with the earlier idea, though.

Posted by: mnw at July 20, 2024 12:30 AM (NLIak)

400
When you "cancel" a book in 2024, it's the high-tech version of book burning.

I'd like to see The Book Thread discuss this, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 20, 2024 12:31 AM (Z8WUX)

401
Say what you will about Commander Chakotay, but he got to bang Seven of Nine.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 20, 2024 12:31 AM (w6EFb)

402 JUST IN: U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken says Iran is "probably one or two weeks away" from getting their hands on a nuclear weapon.

https://t.co/IqCQjfYbcp

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #43 at July 20, 2024 12:31 AM (qfLjt)

403 207 Broccoli, cauliflower, kohlrabi, and kale are all technically the same plant species

Posted by: Weird Wild Wonderful Stuff at July 19, 2024 11:17 PM (zpWLJ)


Also brussel sprouts, I believe.

Posted by: BillyD at July 20, 2024 12:31 AM (Yt3ED)

404 Not even 400 comments yet on the ONTonight? Surely the Surge isn't over. Just the usual Friday Night slump.

Hello and good-night. That's all I have the time and energy for tonight. Also, trying to get up earlier in the morning. Daisy Dog is pretty insistent about that.
🐶

https://youtu.be/IoMbeDhG9fU

G'nite y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - here there and everywhere at July 20, 2024 12:31 AM (qxkWU)

405 daddy was here he would have gotten us UZIs.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

You read my mind about the Mac-10 scene.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 20, 2024 12:32 AM (elaR+)

406 Pretty much my thoughts. Cancer sucks, no matter who has it. I'm sure there are people who love her and are mourning her.
Posted by: BillyD at July 20, 2024 12:23 AM (Yt3ED)


Her staff, though? No so much. Unless they enjoyed being browbeaten.

Posted by: RickZ at July 20, 2024 12:32 AM (gKDq2)

407 363 As a guy, I still don't understand why a shot to the nuts always makes me laugh.

Heck, had I been on the receiving end, I'd probably have laughed.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 20, 2024 12:11 AM (tT6L1)

I think our deep distant ancestors laughed their asses off when Thag took a nutshot from one of the mammoth's tusks.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2024 12:32 AM (S6gqv)

408 402 JUST IN: U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken says Iran is "probably one or two weeks away" from getting their hands on a nuclear weapon.

https://t.co/IqCQjfYbcp
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Potatohead may end his term with a bang.

A really big bang.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2024 12:32 AM (hY4dx)

409 396

See 366 for another good line from the movie.

Posted by: mnw at July 20, 2024 12:32 AM (NLIak)

410 Night of the Comet is available to watch on Youtube. FYI.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 20, 2024 12:33 AM (BW+Gb)

411 The sprawling federal investigation that came to light last month with the FBI raids of Oakland Mayor Sheng Thao’s house as well as two others close to her has now expanded to the Oakland Police Department.

https://t.co/rf8z5IJphL

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #44 at July 20, 2024 12:33 AM (qfLjt)

412 Meh.
Dimestore boob job with toothpick legs.
No thanks.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 20, 2024 12:33 AM (elaR+)

413 JUST IN: U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken says Iran is "probably one or two weeks away" from getting their hands on a nuclear weapon.
https://t.co/IqCQjfYbcp
Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #43 at July 20, 2024 12:31 AM (qfLjt)

Shorter version: "Squirrel!"

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 20, 2024 12:34 AM (dze4C)

414 I was never a big wrestling fan after I became a teenager but I find the various wrestling insider shows they have on A&E now are very very interesting.

Posted by: You know the answer at July 20, 2024 12:34 AM (B1dzx)

415 #401
Meh.
Dimestore boob job with toothpick legs.
No thanks.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 20, 2024 12:35 AM (elaR+)

416 mindful webworker

We're missing a lot of the regulars tonight. They probably have lives.

Posted by: mnw at July 20, 2024 12:35 AM (NLIak)

417 JUST IN: U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken says Iran is "probably one or two weeks away" from getting their hands on a nuclear weapon.
https://t.co/IqCQjfYbcp
Posted by: Ciampino

Yo Israel!
You know what to do.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 20, 2024 12:36 AM (elaR+)

418 I read the Roddy Piper fight that was so insanely long to get the guy to put on the damn glasses in They Live was by design, and was supposed to reflect how hard it was to get people to see the truth when they’ve been brainwashed.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 20, 2024 12:24 AM (DBZuM)


In checking something for my comment, found out Piper ad-libbed the bubblegum line.

Posted by: RickZ at July 20, 2024 12:36 AM (gKDq2)

419 New achievement unlocked in the simulation. World's largest blue screen of death.

https://tinyurl.com/ypkjymb5

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #45 at July 20, 2024 12:38 AM (qfLjt)

420 Thanks to You Tube I know that Hulk Hogan lies about damn near EVERYTHING.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 20, 2024 12:38 AM (elaR+)

421 Hey, reefer guy?

It goes in easier if you start with the narrow end.

Posted by: Pr0nHub at July 20, 2024 12:39 AM (DgGvY)

422 420 Thanks to You Tube I know that Hulk Hogan lies about damn near EVERYTHING.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 20, 2024 12:38 AM (elaR+)

but he still gets a lot of credit for taking down Gawker. Damn that is a long, weird, and funny story. Billionaire Peter Thiele bankrolled the whole thing because he had a personal grudge against Gawker.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2024 12:40 AM (S6gqv)

423 I think our deep distant ancestors laughed their asses off when Thag took a nutshot from one of the mammoth's tusks.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2024 12:32 AM (S6gqv)


LMAO! That's funny. (Because it's twue, it's twue!)

Posted by: RickZ at July 20, 2024 12:41 AM (gKDq2)

424 U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken says Iran is "probably one or two weeks away" from getting their hands on a nuclear weapon.
-
I've seen The Sum of All Fears. I think it's underrated (I really like the performance of the Russian President), though I'll admit the book was quite a bit better.

Posted by: Methos at July 20, 2024 12:41 AM (Dnobf)

425 JUST IN: U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken says Iran is "probably one or two weeks away" from getting their hands on a nuclear weapon.
Posted by: Ciampino


If only we had sent more money to the Ukraine!

Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2024 12:42 AM (DgGvY)

426 Say what you will about Commander Chakotay, but he got to bang Seven of Nine.
-
It turned him gay, according to Kurtzman trek.

Posted by: Methos at July 20, 2024 12:42 AM (Dnobf)

427 Turned *her*, I mean.

Posted by: Methos at July 20, 2024 12:43 AM (Dnobf)

428 If you wanna fall in love in a bar tonight
Do you wanna fall in love with a broken heart?
Do you wanna ride? Ride in my Mirage?
Do you wanna be the one that feels the "Boom-Boom" back?
The "Boom-Boom" back
The "Boom-Boom" back
The "Boom-Boom" back...

Hinds (featuring Beck) - The Boom-Boom Back

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 20, 2024 12:43 AM (TGPs7)

429 First!

Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2024 12:45 AM (IDphi)

430 but he still gets a lot of credit for taking down Gawker. Damn that is a long, weird, and funny story. Billionaire Peter Thiele bankrolled the whole thing because he had a personal grudge against Gawker.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Can't complain about that.
I have found that just about all the champions are amoral scum who would throw their own mothers under the bus.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 20, 2024 12:47 AM (elaR+)

431 Iran's bomb project progress:

What Blinken said was that Iran was "one or two weeks away from having enough fissible material" to make a bomb.

That's different. If Iran was one or two weeks away from actually testing a bomb, IAF would be making a lot of new craters where their nuclear facilities used to be.

I read an interesting article in the Middle East Forum (MEF), I think it was. It speculated that the Ayatollahs had permitted the "reformer" to run for President (and win), because the regime knows how unpopular it is & is trying to relieve some of that pressure.

Posted by: mnw at July 20, 2024 12:48 AM (NLIak)

432 DEI Hard meme is a good one. Hans down.

Posted by: scampydog at July 20, 2024 12:49 AM (41CYW)

433 425 JUST IN: U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken says Iran is "probably one or two weeks away" from getting their hands on a nuclear weapon.
Posted by: Ciampino

If only we had sent more money to the Ukraine!
Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2024 12:42 AM (DgGvY)


The Iran thing is just as much of a grift as the Ukraine thing. New opportunities and all...

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 20, 2024 12:52 AM (KSNKu)

434 412 Meh.
Dimestore boob job with toothpick legs.
No thanks.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 20, 2024 12:33 AM (elaR+)


"If you've seen one set of boobs, you want to see all the others".
- Ron White

Posted by: BillyD at July 20, 2024 12:54 AM (Yt3ED)

435 Iran getting the bomb is a much bigger problem than anything Ukraine wise.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 20, 2024 12:55 AM (elaR+)

436 402 JUST IN: U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken says Iran is "probably one or two weeks away" from getting their hands on a nuclear weapon.

https://t.co/IqCQjfYbcp

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #43 at July 20, 2024 12:31 AM (qfLjt)


Well, that settles it. The world is too dangerous a place to elect a madman like Trump as President, we need to stick with steady, safe, reliable Joe Biden.

Posted by: BillyD at July 20, 2024 12:56 AM (Yt3ED)

437 Hah. Watching episode of Always Sunny right now. Guess who is in this episode.

Roddy Piper

Posted by: You know the answer at July 20, 2024 12:58 AM (B1dzx)

438 An observation:

I've noticed of late that if I listen to studio songs of my youth on YouTube (not live cuts), even supposedly off the original album (at least that's the thumbnail, but maybe a 'new edition' release), some of them sound 'different'. I've listened to certain songs hundreds of times, in dozens of ways, stoned, driving, drunk, partying, even sober, you name it; the musical notes and tones are ingrained in my brain by this point. Yet certain parts of songs feel 'off', for want of a non-musical term, usually guitars. I noticed that with 'I'm Your Captain', from Grand Funk (which I have overplayed on album and have on [an older] cd as well), certain points in the song sound different, a certain tone to the music, just slightly altered. Same with some Yes songs, and others. Is it just me and my 29-year-old Joememory or is something more nefarious going on?

Posted by: RickZ at July 20, 2024 12:59 AM (gKDq2)

439 Again, Blinken DID NOT SAY that Iran was on the edge of having a bomb. He said Iran was on the edge of having "enough fissible material" to build one.

Some assembly required.

Posted by: mnw at July 20, 2024 01:03 AM (NLIak)

440 "If you've seen one set of boobs, you want to see all the others".
- Ron White
Posted by: BillyD

Salma Hayek or the modern equivalent Sydney Sweeney.
Far, far, hotter.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 20, 2024 01:04 AM (elaR+)

441 365 Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 20, 2024 12:09 AM (QGaXH)

Lo mein, as in Chinese noodles.
Posted by: pookysgirl prefers soba noodles at July 20, 2024 12:12 AM (dtlDP)

Thank you - I saw it as I read thru the comments. I should have recognized the dish.

Sorry to read about your family trouble. Hope it all works out in time. My parents never liked any of my sister's three husbands....(sequential, not concurrent...)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 20, 2024 01:04 AM (QGaXH)

442 SJL faked her death, you mean.

It's an op.

Posted by: everything is an op at July 19, 2024 11:44 PM (dP++7)

For the sympathy vote?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 20, 2024 01:05 AM (w6EFb)

443 What Blinken said was that Iran was "one or two weeks away from having enough fissile material" to make a bomb.

First heard this back in the 1990s as I recall. There may be earlier iterations. Periodically exhumed and trotted out again. It's a really long one or two weeks, apparently.

Posted by: Hm. at July 20, 2024 01:07 AM (zpWLJ)

444 438: I kind of get what you're saying. In my case, it's not nefarious, it's the tinnitus.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 20, 2024 01:07 AM (BW+Gb)

445 436 Posted by: BillyD at July 20, 2024 12:56 AM (Yt3ED)

Who along with Ogabe FUNDED their bomb...

"yeah"

Posted by: sven at July 20, 2024 01:08 AM (X0I7i)

446 438

I've noticed of late that if I listen to studio songs of my youth on YouTube (not live cuts), even supposedly off the original album (at least that's the thumbnail, but maybe a 'new edition' release), some of them sound 'different'. I've listened to certain songs hundreds of times, in dozens of ways, stoned, driving, drunk, partying, even sober, you name it; the musical notes and tones are ingrained in my brain by this point. Yet certain parts of songs feel 'off', for want of a non-musical term, usually guitars. I noticed that with 'I'm Your Captain', from Grand Funk (which I have overplayed on album and have on [an older] cd as well), certain points in the song sound different, a certain tone to the music, just slightly altered. Is it just me and my 29-year-old Joememory or is something more nefarious going on?

Posted by: RickZ at July 20, 2024 12:59 AM (gKDq2)


Depends on what it is that sounds different. Might an artifact of the digitization and compression process used by YouTube, might be hearing loss from aging. Like you, I have the music of my youth burned into my brain, but I haven't noticed this, however I don't listen to a lot of music on YouTube.

Posted by: BillyD at July 20, 2024 01:09 AM (Yt3ED)

447 SJL faked her death, you mean.

It's an op.

Posted by: everything is an op

Well, she already looked dead.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 20, 2024 01:10 AM (elaR+)

448 I'm thinking about the 80s cheeseball movie 'Night of the Comet', since it was mentioned up thread. Maximum Overdrive came out a couple of years later. Similar plots. I wonder of lawyers got involved. Stephen King, even coked up, was a cranky asshole.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 20, 2024 01:10 AM (BW+Gb)

449 Rick, sometimes older catalogs are re-mastered and might sound different.

Vinyl LP or 45. That should have the wild and wooly authenticity par excellance

Posted by: Hm. at July 20, 2024 01:10 AM (zpWLJ)

450 Hey Horde, Happy Friday, or it appears I missed it here in Happy Mass.

Congressman Seth Moulton is claiming that Biden's incognizance and incontinence had an incredibly rapid decline. I assume this is to blunt criticism that "What, you're so fucking smaaaaaht and you didn't realize that old Joe was hearing a different drummer than the rest of us??

I am drinking scotch and I love you Horde, this can be an incredibly restful place to be late at night.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 20, 2024 01:11 AM (Sgq8y)

451 Elsa Lancaster
https://tinyurl.com/mw7wmy6u

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 20, 2024 01:11 AM (w6EFb)

452 When a Congressmember dies, what happens to their office employees? Do they just continue as usual or do they get severance checks and are expected to leave in a reasonable period of time? Imagine SJL has been around long enough, she has a nice office location.

Posted by: EveR at July 20, 2024 01:12 AM (Z/h4+)

453 What Blinken said was that Iran was "one or two weeks away from having enough fissile material" to make a bomb.

First heard this back in the 1990s as I recall. There may be earlier iterations. Periodically exhumed and trotted out again. It's a really long one or two weeks, apparently.
Posted by: Hm


Fissile material data analyzed by the best computerized climate models!

Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2024 01:12 AM (DgGvY)

454 452 When a Congressmember dies, what happens to their office employees? Do they just continue as usual or do they get severance checks and are expected to leave in a reasonable period of time? Imagine SJL has been around long enough, she has a nice office location.

Posted by: EveR at July 20, 2024 01:12 AM (Z/h4+)


I believe they throw them onto the funeral pyre, so they can continue to serve the congressperson in the afterlife.

Posted by: BillyD at July 20, 2024 01:14 AM (Yt3ED)

455 When a Congressmember dies, what happens to their office employees? Do they just continue as usual or do they get severance checks and are expected to leave in a reasonable period of time? Imagine SJL has been around long enough, she has a nice office location.
Posted by: EveR at July 20, 2024 01:12 AM (Z/h4+)

I think they are euthanized and buried with her in the pyramid, so she can have servants in the afterlife.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2024 01:15 AM (1w94Y)

456 454 & 455 - great minds think alike !

Posted by: BillyD at July 20, 2024 01:17 AM (Yt3ED)

457 I'm thinking about the 80s cheeseball movie 'Night of the Comet',



Saw that in the theater. 80s was fun would like a replay on that game.

Posted by: NC Ref at July 20, 2024 01:17 AM (2xCPU)

458 454, 455


Horde mind.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 20, 2024 01:17 AM (BW+Gb)

459 454 & 455 - great minds think alike !
Posted by: BillyD at July 20, 2024 01:17 AM (Yt3ED)

LOL. Fist bump!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2024 01:17 AM (1w94Y)

460 459 454 & 455 - great minds think alike !
Posted by: BillyD at July 20, 2024 01:17 AM (Yt3ED)

LOL. Fist bump!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2024 01:17 AM (1w94Y)

She's was currently out of office I believe.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 20, 2024 01:22 AM (QGaXH)

461 When a Congressmember dies, what happens to their office employees?
Posted by: EveR


What do most parasites do when their host dies?

Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2024 01:22 AM (DgGvY)

462 The judge here reminds me of Rick Moranis, yes?
https://youtu.be/oUn4gX7E-w0

Notice she has 'pronouns', which do not inspire confidence. I wonder if she can define a woman?

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #46 at July 20, 2024 01:23 AM (qfLjt)

463 454 & 455. Considering how nasty she was to her employees irl. That sounds plausible.

I remember when she stole some woman’s first
-class seat on United (iirc), bc SJL doesn’t ride coach. Well, didn’t, anyway.

Posted by: EveR at July 20, 2024 01:23 AM (Z/h4+)

464 She's was currently out of office I believe.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 20, 2024 01:22 AM (QGaXH)

OTOH, she has joined the ranks of perpetual Democrat voters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2024 01:24 AM (1w94Y)

465 If daddy was here he would have gotten us UZIs.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 20, 2024 12:29 AM (VwHCD)

=====

The car didn't know the difference.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 20, 2024 01:25 AM (16NmB)

466 460 Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 20, 2024 01:22 AM (QGaXH)

Thanks. I thought she was (supposed to be) there until January.

Posted by: EveR at July 20, 2024 01:26 AM (Z/h4+)

467 I believe they throw them onto the funeral pyre, so they can continue to serve the congressperson in the afterlife.

Posted by: BillyD at July 20, 2024 01:14 AM (Yt3ED)

Make suttee great again!

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 20, 2024 01:26 AM (n7FLE)

468 Like you, I have the music of my youth burned into my brain, but I haven't noticed this, however I don't listen to a lot of music on YouTube.
Posted by: BillyD at July 20, 2024 01:09 AM (Yt3ED)


I happen to watch reaction videos to the songs of my youth, to see what the kool kidz think. There are some that are moronic, analyzing every little thing. To paraphrase Sigmund Froid, sometimes a song is just a song. But sometimes they 'get' why it was popular. It's REAL music played by real musicians, not Autotune.

But what I end up thinking is these people have no idea the song they just listened to on YouTube for free cost me three to four bucks (on an album), with the minimum wage barely being two dollars an hour, so an investment. These reaction channels with hundreds of songs have no idea how much it cost back then to actually have those hundreds of songs available at your fingertips. And the space required to have those hundreds of songs available at one's fingertips. Albums are a bitch to store. Between the component stereo systems with the large side table-sized speakers and the albums, a lot of apartments' real estate was used up.

Posted by: RickZ at July 20, 2024 01:26 AM (gKDq2)

469 110 Sheila Jackson Lee died.
Posted by: JackStraw


We don't want her.

Posted by: Hell at July 20, 2024 01:28 AM (/U5Yz)

470 464 She's was currently out of office I believe.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 20, 2024 01:22 AM (QGaXH)

OTOH, she has joined the ranks of perpetual Democrat voters.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2024 01:24 AM (1w94Y)

Yes she does. LOL!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 20, 2024 01:29 AM (QGaXH)

471 [iu]1,000,000 quatloos the (in)famous SS agent in the DEI Hard poster is an Ultra Karen.
Posted by: Gref at July 19, 2024 10:29 PM (5fDan)

she might be the sort to mentor others and make cookies on Fridays for the agents on duty on the weekend, and not be the sort of Karen who adores swinging her weight around backed by the full force and fury of the HR department and their captured management that she looks like

Appearances may be deceiving

Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2024 01:31 AM (D7oie)

472 Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 20, 2024 01:22 AM (QGaXH)

Thanks. I thought she was (supposed to be) there until January.
Posted by: EveR at July 20, 2024 01:26 AM (Z/h4+)

=====

Wikipedia says she still held the seat, and won the primary back in March. I'm assuming she would've been reelected come November.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 20, 2024 01:31 AM (16NmB)

473 Three - possibly FOUR shooters???

https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=suojiPg3W7g

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 20, 2024 01:32 AM (w6EFb)

474 Between the component stereo systems with the large side table-sized speakers and the albums, a lot of apartments' real estate was used up.
Posted by: RickZ at July 20, 2024 01:26 AM (gKDq2)

I remember making mix tapes off the FM radio, and/or from borrowed LP's.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2024 01:33 AM (1w94Y)

475 Rick, sometimes older catalogs are re-mastered and might sound different.

Posted by: Hm. at July 20, 2024 01:10 AM (zpWLJ)


That's like fucking with a note in a Mozart concerto.

Posted by: RickZ at July 20, 2024 01:33 AM (gKDq2)

476 466 460 Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 20, 2024 01:22 AM (QGaXH)

Thanks. I thought she was (supposed to be) there until January.
Posted by: EveR at July 20, 2024 01:26 AM (Z/h4+)

You're right - I don't know for sure. I know she was running for another office - mayor of Houston?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 20, 2024 01:35 AM (QGaXH)

477 All Karen Reed, all the time...


NBC10 Boston
@NBC10Boston
Netflix has announced a three-part documentary series focused on the Karen Read murder trial and the death of Boston Police Officer John O’Keefe.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 20, 2024 12:01 AM (TGPs7)

Good! Hopefully, that whole stinking corrupt town goes down.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 20, 2024 01:35 AM (JOR6L)

478 468

But what I end up thinking is these people have no idea the song they just listened to on YouTube for free cost me three to four bucks (on an album), with the minimum wage barely being two dollars an hour, so an investment. These reaction channels with hundreds of songs have no idea how much it cost back then to actually have those hundreds of songs available at your fingertips. And the space required to have those hundreds of songs available at one's fingertips.

Posted by: RickZ at July 20, 2024 01:26

I worked for a local mom & pop music store the summer between high school and Air Force, and spent most of what I earned on albums (I got an employee discount). I think some weeks I ended up owing them money! I think I made $2.50/hour, mid-'70s. I still have almost all those albums. The eight-tracks, not so much.

Posted by: BillyD at July 20, 2024 01:35 AM (Yt3ED)

479 That's like fucking with a note in a Mozart concerto.
Posted by: RickZ at July 20, 2024 01:33 AM (gKDq2)

Usually when an album or CD is remastered, they state that on the cover, since it is considered a selling point.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2024 01:35 AM (1w94Y)

480 472 Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 20, 2024 01:22 AM (QGaXH)

Thanks. I thought she was (supposed to be) there until January.
Posted by: EveR at July 20, 2024 01:26 AM (Z/h4+)

=====

Wikipedia says she still held the seat, and won the primary back in March. I'm assuming she would've been reelected come November.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 20, 2024 01:31 AM (16NmB)

Should have looked there first. Good Grief!!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 20, 2024 01:39 AM (QGaXH)

481 Well, my rum and cola is done, and so am I. Going to hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2024 01:46 AM (1w94Y)

482 I need to sleep, 'Night Horde,

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 20, 2024 01:47 AM (Sgq8y)

483 The eight-tracks, not so much.
Posted by: BillyD at July 20, 2024 01:35 AM (Yt3ED)


Yeah, same for the multiple dozens of cassettes (for the car). All gone . . . a long time ago. But those albums have been faithfully lugged and stored and protected well nigh these 60 years.

Thankfully was never into reel-to-reel recordings. They're like the musical version of Videodiscs.

Posted by: RickZ at July 20, 2024 01:48 AM (gKDq2)

484 OH FU^K...I woke up

See the Democrates running for cover...pissing PSY-OPS in every direction in total desperation? Big Mike for President

See the RINO'S...Mitch the Bitch...Grassley...the OLD DOGS not saying SHIT and in need of being PUT DOWN...yes PUT DOWN face first in a gutter to float in garbage along with the rest of their ilk and all the rest of the NEVER TRUMPERS... in a gutter face first... DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

We are done with you...

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 20, 2024 01:49 AM (TDvv2)

485 Does Crowdstrike have any financial responsibility for the mess they made or are they covered by their Terms of Service Armor?

No one seems to have to pay for their own screw-ups anymore.

Posted by: JB1000 at July 20, 2024 01:56 AM (YjOFQ)

486 > 94 So, she's a keeper! Imagine how wild she'd be with a tuba.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 19, 2024

Or trombone!
Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 10:46 PM (p4NUW)

Bagpipes!!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ulster Scot at July 19, 2024 10:48 PM (Ad8y9)


This one time, at band camp...

Posted by: Alyson Hannigan at July 20, 2024 02:01 AM (W5ArC)

487 No one seems to have to pay for their own screw-ups anymore.
Posted by: JB1000 at July 20, 2024 01:56 AM (YjOFQ)


MBAs working with lawyers. What can't they do?

Posted by: RickZ at July 20, 2024 02:02 AM (gKDq2)

488 You know how if you can't say anything good about a dead person you shouldn't say anything at all?

Sheila Jackson Lee:



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 20, 2024 02:03 AM (W5ArC)

489 So, she's a keeper! Imagine how wild she'd be with a tuba.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Or trombone!
Posted by: Piper


Is this why the predecessor to the trombone was called a.....

sackbut?

Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2024 02:05 AM (DgGvY)

490 Frankly...

The Crowdstrike hic-up was a test...you know these people are going to stop at nothing now that Trump has survived what they thought to be the END POINT.

They should be VERY AFRAID...VERY AFRAID.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 20, 2024 02:06 AM (TDvv2)

491 FROM THE POTOMAC TO THE SEA...

OUR REPUBLIC WILL BE FREE!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 20, 2024 02:10 AM (TDvv2)

492 No one seems to have to pay for their own screw-ups anymore.
Posted by: JB1000

I had to buy Darleen a case of Natty Daddys just last week

Posted by: Miklos is held accountable at July 20, 2024 02:16 AM (XIkHl)

493 I had to buy Darleen a case of Natty Daddys just last week

Posted by: Miklos is held accountable at July 20, 2024 02:16 AM (XIkHl)

Honey, you got off cheap.

Posted by: Female Shark, Circling The Bank Accounts at July 20, 2024 02:21 AM (gKDq2)

494 Does Crowdstrike have any financial responsibility for the mess they made or are they covered by their Terms of Service Armor?

I doubt their terms of service allows a customer to sue, just go into some BS arbitration process. Their real purpose is so that you can show the insurance company that you were trying to keep the bad guys out when you got hacked.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at July 20, 2024 02:22 AM (dZVON)

495 Imagine a perfectly spherical female Secret Service agent....

Posted by: Miklos does theoretical physics at July 20, 2024 02:23 AM (XIkHl)

496 Honey, you got off cheap.
Posted by: Female Shark

Yep, because Marleen and Charleen didn't find out.

Posted by: Miklos also dodged a bullet at July 20, 2024 02:24 AM (XIkHl)

497 There was a time during the hard times post Navy in the early 80's that I read the works Charles Bukowski.

I drank like him back then...still drink like him some days

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 20, 2024 02:30 AM (TDvv2)

498 I'm just going to come out and say it: The best damn feta cheese is Bulgarian Feta. Accept no other.

(Made hummus, had lettuce, bought some Kalamatas AND Bulgarian Feta. Found out about Bulgarian Feta in 1981, just having moved to Brooklyn. First time I bought the 'Bulgado' feta. It was delicious, kind of creamy. Haven't seen it since. Then I saw it in the deli of a nearby grocery store a few years back. I couldn't believe my luck. When you want feta, it's not the kind of cheese you buy one pound of. There will be . . . snacking. Also makes a great bacon/mushroom/feta omelette, a personal favorite stolen from a neighborhood diner.)

Posted by: RickZ at July 20, 2024 02:37 AM (gKDq2)

499 *drops pin*

Wow. Quiet in here tonight...

Posted by: JQ at July 20, 2024 02:50 AM (njWTi)

500 Learned what Natty Daddys is and who Charles Bukowsk was all in 5 minutes. All because I have a tooth ache and can't find the hard drugs. Heck of a thing this internet.

Posted by: javems at July 20, 2024 02:53 AM (8I4hW)

501 Government media now saying the shot that took out the Trump shooter, was a One in a Million shot...

After they missed out on stopping the shot in the first place.

Yeah.... and I should take a covid shot too.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2024 02:54 AM (xaFKb)

502 haha that motorcyclist!
haha that motorcyclist!
Reefer you say?

Posted by: Nato at July 20, 2024 02:55 AM (ciuRb)

503 491 FROM THE POTOMAC TO THE SEA...

OUR REPUBLIC WILL BE FREE!!
Posted by: Nightwatch



So, just Eastern MD?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 20, 2024 02:55 AM (BW+Gb)

504 The Left is pushing the story that Trump went Golfing on the day after being shot...

They don't understand this is a sign of strength, not of uncaring.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2024 03:01 AM (xaFKb)

505 503 491 FROM THE POTOMAC TO THE SEA...

OUR REPUBLIC WILL BE FREE!!
Posted by: Nightwatch


So, just Eastern MD?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 20, 2024 02:55 AM (BW+Gb)

The uh... other Sea.... ie, the Pacific Ocean?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2024 03:02 AM (xaFKb)

506 Dammit, I was just about to make the small fraction of the US joke and was beaten to it- twice.

Touché, Puddleglum and Romeo13. Well played.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2024 03:06 AM (y31cs)

507 Reagan joke about waiting:

https://tinyurl.com/yx5dbyb5

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2024 03:10 AM (y31cs)

508 Also, thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2024 03:10 AM (y31cs)

509 Touché, Puddleglum and Romeo13. Well played.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2024 03:06 AM (y31cs)

One realization you make, after enough years at sea... there is ONLY ONE ocean. Fucking ONE.

Atlantic, Pacific, Indian, Read Sea Dead Sea... Med...

It's all just water... water that flows around the world.

Oh, and that one Sea? Is trying to kill you...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2024 03:13 AM (xaFKb)

510 I live in a region of the country where I should have never heard of SJL. But she had a big mouth and a lousy opinion and wouldn't shut the fuck up. Ciao, baby!

Posted by: Rupert Pupkin at July 20, 2024 03:36 AM (2UBPP)

511 Had SJL retired?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2024 03:46 AM (y31cs)

512 Aetius, permanently.

Posted by: RickZ at July 20, 2024 03:50 AM (gKDq2)

513 512 Aetius, permanently.
Posted by: RickZ at July 20, 2024 03:50 AM (gKDq2)

Nice. No I meant before she died. I did a cursory search and it said she was diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer (lost Grandma to it, nasty) but no mention if she retired.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2024 03:55 AM (y31cs)

514 Aetius,

I read above she won her primary, so she was still in office and likely to remain so.

Posted by: RickZ at July 20, 2024 04:00 AM (gKDq2)

515 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at July 20, 2024 04:01 AM (64Zez)

516 Techie Nood.

Posted by: RickZ at July 20, 2024 04:02 AM (gKDq2)

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