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Post-Shooting Poll: Biden Loses Two Points Nationally, Trump Gets a Bump in the Battleground States

Gray Agenda on.

I expected Trump to get no more than a 1-2 point bump after the assassination attempt.

The reasons:

1, Trump is deeply divisive, and most of those who have decided against him are not wishy-washy on the issue, they're hard no's. They hate him. Their entire identity consists of hating him and/or writing turgid blog posts for National Review.

2, Trump has already improved his standing with the public. He limped through his presidency with a 43% approval rating, on average, but he's up to a 46% approval now. Trump has attracted some of the persuadables already. How many are left? Not many.

3, the assassination attempt will be thought of as Divine Providence by those who already support Trump. For the haters, of course, it just confirms their hatred for the God they say doesn't exist. For undecided people, it's just luck. In other words, Trump's survival will mostly be taken as a positive sign by people already supporting Trump, thus having a small effect, if any. I never really thought it would have the galvanizing effect that others were imagining.

Update: What the failed assassination may do is increase Republican intensity/enthusiasm. And we'll need that, as a lot of Trump voters -- not Republican voters, but specifically Trump voters -- are low-propensity voters.

The leftwing pollster Morning Consult -- actually, it's not even a poll; I believe it's a tracking survey, where the same group of people are "polled" over and over in exchange for small payments -- finds Trump gaining two points.


InteractivePolls
@IAPolls2022

2024 GE: @MorningConsult


Trump: 46% [+2]
Biden: 42% [=]
Other: 8%

Jun. 16: Biden +1
Jun. 30: Trump +1
July 17: Trump +4 (highest since Feb)

[+/- change vs July 12-14]

I saw another poll -- can't find it now -- that showed Trump gaining nothing at all, but Biden losing two points of support. Something like 46%-44% in Trump's favor turning into 46-42. I don't see how the failed assassination attempt would not help Trump but rather hurt Biden, but of course there's a lot of meaningless variation between polls.

An poll of just voters in Georgia and blue Virginia has worse news for Biden.

Post-Incident Shift: In Virginia, the gap between Trump and Biden has closed to a tie at 44% each after the attempt on Trump's life, with some Democrats switching to undecided or Trump.

Stable Lead in Georgia: Trump maintains a lead of 49% to Biden's 43% in Georgia, unaffected by the assassination attempt or the inclusion of Robert Kennedy Jr. in the race.

Project 2025 Opposition: Over 60% of voters in both states are aware of the conservative-led Project 2025, with significant opposition particularly among Democrats, minorities, and educated voters.

An Emerson poll shows Trump with a two-point lead on Biden in Virginia.

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@IAPolls2022

VIRGINIA GE: @EmersonPolling

Trump: 45%
Biden: 43%
Undecided: 12%

But... they're tied with leaning voters included.

But again, Trump jumps out to a five-point lead in a full field (not just head to head with The Vegetable.)


With leans
Trump: 50%
Biden: 50%

...

Trump: 43%
Biden: 38%
RFK Jr: 8%
Stein: 2%
West: 2%

Biden has no hope at all without Virginia. When you add in the other swing states which now seem pretty solid for Trump -- Nevada, Georgia, Arizona -- it almost looks like Trump doesn't even need any of the states of the "blue wall." (I'm not sure of that. But Virginia has 13 EVs, and we weren't even previously thinking of it as a real swing state.)

Emerson's poll of the other swing states shows Trump leading them all.

A five point lead makes one candidate "likely" to win it. A 2-4 point lead is a "leaning" state," and a ten point lead is a "solid" state.

All but Michigan are now "likely" for Trump. With other candidates included, Trump is +10 in Arizona.


InteractivePolls
@IAPolls2022

SWING STATES POLL: Emerson

North Carolina - Trump +7
Arizona - Trump +7
Georgia - Trump +6
Pennsylvania - Trump +5
Wisconsin - Trump +5
Nevada - Trump +5
Michigan - Trump +3

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With RFK Jr + other candidates

Arizona - Trump +10
North Carolina - Trump +9
Pennsylvania - Trump +6
Georgia - Trump +5
Wisconsin - Trump +3
Nevada - Trump +3
Michigan - Trump +3
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Generic Congressional Ballot

Arizona - GOP +5
Georgia - GOP +4
North Carolina - GOP +4
Pennsylvania - GOP +1
Wisconsin - GOP +1
Nevada - GOP +1
Michigan - TIE

Another poll:

InteractivePolls
@IAPolls2022
🇺🇲 Swing States Poll: @InsiderPolling

PENNSYLVANIA
Trump: 49% (+4)
Biden: 45%
Other: 4%
--
NEVADA
Trump: 49% (+7)
Biden: 42%
Other: 5%
--
ARIZONA
Trump: 49% (+5)
Biden: 44%

Trump is also doing well in New Hampshire and even Minnesota and New Mexico. Even New York and New Jersey are now competitive (though Biden remains favored).

Pollsters are now running Trump vs. Kamala Harris. It's not great for Harris.

Bettors now see Kamala Harris more likely to be president than Biden. They give Trump a 66% chance of being president in January 2025, a 20% chance to Kamala, and only give Biden a 6% chance.

People have told me that these betting markets tend to be skewed to the Democrat side. So we might be seeing a lot of Democrat Wishcasting in this idea that Biden won't even be the candidate.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:46 PM




Comments

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1 I agray with Ace!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 02:46 PM (wse2C)

2 last

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 02:46 PM (GBKbO)

3 The resting eyes have it!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 02:47 PM (wse2C)

4 th

Posted by: Dad of Six at July 18, 2024 02:47 PM (VpZau)

5 Still loving the gray boxy look.
But the lack of big poll swings is bad news, for America in general.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 18, 2024 02:48 PM (xcxpd)

6 Hello

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 18, 2024 02:48 PM (qZEuM)

7 "Post-Incident Shift:"
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Post WHAT now?

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 02:48 PM (Yz09k)

8 >>>
But the lack of big poll swings is bad news, for America in general.

well... the bigger the swing, the higher the chance Biden drops out, so...

Posted by: Nobody reads ace except ace and him only barely at July 18, 2024 02:48 PM (KRtlO)

9 I'll take it ... At least I can be happy for a while

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 02:48 PM (IyPmt)

10 Am I remembering correctly that Dave in Fla is on vacation, or have I just missed posts by him?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 18, 2024 02:48 PM (2NHgQ)

11
Mine eyes have seen the glory of coming of the grey

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 18, 2024 02:49 PM (+oR7L)

12 Some things happened, h8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 18, 2024 02:49 PM (ufFY8)

13 Are gray polls better than non-gray polls?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 02:49 PM (HnUIn)

14 Polls. For strip clubs and fire stations.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 18, 2024 02:49 PM (qZEuM)

15 Does the polling include unregistered Buick trunks and bags at the bottom of lakes?

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 02:49 PM (Yz09k)

16 8 >>>
But the lack of big poll swings is bad news, for America in general.

well... the bigger the swing, the higher the chance Biden drops out, so...

Posted by: Nobody reads ace except ace and him only barely at July 18, 2024 02:48 PM (KRtlO)

=======

I don't believe polls. Why should I believe these.

They're all narrative framing.

We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 02:49 PM (GBKbO)

17 The old gray blog, she ain't what she used to be,
Ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be,
The old gray blog, she ain't what she used to be,
Many long years ago.

Many long years ago, many long years ago....

The old gray blog, she ain't what she used to be,
Many long years ago.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 18, 2024 02:49 PM (3Dgak)

18 I still question how honest people are when responding to these polls. Do they hide their true intentions not wanting to risk being labeled a "Trumper" while still planning on voting for him?

Posted by: Darury at July 18, 2024 02:50 PM (zJKBU)

19 If Karmella got the buck everything would turn out okay.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 18, 2024 02:50 PM (WfFGh)

20 Polls. For strip clubs and fire stations.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

And Herefords.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2024 02:50 PM (v6JzV)

21 Kackling Kamala

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 02:50 PM (IyPmt)

22 “ Pollsters are now running Trump vs. Kamala Harris. It's not great for Harris.”

Time to show yer tits, honey. I mean, to the few of us who haven’t seen them.

Posted by: Truthbomb at July 18, 2024 02:50 PM (lMDkH)

23 Polls are boob bait. need adjustment for ballot box stuffing and illegale voting.

Posted by: henry at July 18, 2024 02:51 PM (JMDly)

24 Goood... Goood....

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 18, 2024 02:51 PM (N1DT3)

25 Well.. I have 10 more mins. for my prediction. I hope for us I am wrong. I want Biden to hang in there like a hair in a biscuit!

Posted by: catman at July 18, 2024 02:51 PM (4HMlb)

26 Why wouldn't Biden's coming down with Covid remind you that he assured you that if you get the shot, you won't get sick?

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 02:51 PM (krQz2)

27 So I am now "AlphaChad4Ever"?! How dare Ace assume by sexual proclivities!!!
Brb, one of my wife's boyfriends is at the front door.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 18, 2024 02:51 PM (9aVck)

28 Still trying to maintain a believable cheat spread.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 18, 2024 02:51 PM (WfFGh)

29 Let’s not go slurping each other’s daiquiris just yet

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 18, 2024 02:51 PM (JRP2U)

30 Polls are boob bait.
Posted by: henry


Yes, they attract strippers.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2024 02:51 PM (v6JzV)

31 hat showed Trump gaining nothing at all, but Biden losing two points of support. Something like 46%-44% in Trump's favor turning into 46-42. I don't see how the failed assassination attempt would not help Trump but rather hurt Biden, but of course there's a lot of meaningless variation between polls.

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This would seem to echo what TJM said he saw in some polling that people were blaming democrats for the attempt

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 02:51 PM (CIS44)

32 The weekend is here

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2024 02:52 PM (fwDg9)

33 Project 2025 Opposition: Over 60% of voters in both states are aware of the conservative-led Project 2025, with significant opposition particularly among Democrats, minorities, and educated voters.


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I swear this Project 2025 was put out just to create a bugbear for the Left to scream and fear monger over.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 18, 2024 02:52 PM (2fIO4)

34 Dickhead city council idiot has a reporter arrested during his 5 minute public comment time, for 'disrespecting' him. The police captain was a fucking goon idiot also.

Long Island Audit video on YouTube.

My point is, there are tyrants everywhere, big and small.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 18, 2024 02:52 PM (ufFY8)

35 Make AoS Grey Again

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 02:52 PM (Yz09k)

36 I saw another poll -- can't find it now -- that showed Trump gaining nothing at all, but Biden losing two points of support. Something like 46%-44% in Trump's favor turning into 46-42. I don't see how the failed assassination attempt would not help Trump but rather hurt Biden, but of course there's a lot of meaningless variation between polls.
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Setting aside meaningless variation and assuming that these are more or less correct, it is consistent with your opening assessment (Trump has what he's going to get, and there won't be a "bullet bump" in his support). So Trump holding constant - assuming that the assumption is correct - is consistent with your prediction.

But you said nothing about Joe. Joe hasn't looked good for the past little while, and the past week has been *really* bad. Non-passionate partisans or Biden supporters could be unwilling to vote Trump, but perfectly willing to throw up their hands, say "fuck it" and withdraw.

The finding, if correct, isn't necessarily inconsistent with your assessment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 02:52 PM (HnUIn)

37 The 12% undecided in VA will come home to the D ticket for the presidency - Cao probably has a better shot b/c he doesn't have to share the NeverTrumper base (which probably has a bigger base in VA vs any other state) with RFK here...and I don't think Cao will win, either...

The Rs who won't vote Trump will not vote Biden, but they have a place to go with RFK. Funny enough, 3 candidates on the ticket probably hurts Trump more than Biden in VA...but maybe helps Cao...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 18, 2024 02:52 PM (exHjb)

38 Much of the whaling (apologies to Whoopi and Joy) and gnashing of teeth we're doing around here has a cause, and the inimitable rock-ribbed Conservative Jen Rubin has dialed in the cause, to wit, the media:

"CNN and other broadcasts have reached a new low in RNC coverage, fawning over "unity" and "young Vance" - ignoring we are seeing a fascist party overflowing with criminals plot the downfall of America, a VP who is the single most radical and unqualified in history. No pushback on lack of information on Trump's injury. It's access journalism at its worst. It's not the media we need to defend democracy."

-- Jen "I dissent " Rubin @JRubinBlogger

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2024 02:52 PM (EUcbP)

39 I still question how honest people are when responding to these polls. Do they hide their true intentions not wanting to risk being labeled a "Trumper" while still planning on voting for him?
Posted by: Darury at July 18, 2024 02:50 PM (zJKBU)

yes people lie to polls, and pollsters lie about results.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 02:53 PM (eoQWY)

40 Some moron recently posted that a friend or family member worked for a major news publication and he admitted all the polling data was fake because it was too expensive.

Makes sense, too. These places can barely keep the lights on. They're not polling anyone in real life.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 18, 2024 02:53 PM (WfFGh)

41 All this will change after we replace Joe with Kamala!

Posted by: The DNC! at July 18, 2024 02:53 PM (uxCna)

42 People have told me that these betting markets tend to be skewed to the Democrat side.
__________

I would think that's less of a factor with money on the line. And there's about $135 million on the polymarket presidential race market alone.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 18, 2024 02:53 PM (Dm8we)

43 Clearly Confederate imaging.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 18, 2024 02:53 PM (n17eQ)

44 Perhaps several prominent Dems (perhaps Kamala included) would prefer not to be picked to replace Biden for fear of losing viability for 2028.

Posted by: LAP at July 18, 2024 02:53 PM (hnxl6)

45 Trump is deeply divisive but Biden isn't. Sure.

A guy who comes out over and over saying half the country is anti-American radicals and who pushes anti-American polices himself while flooding the country with illegal, crime and inflation is beloved by all.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2024 02:53 PM (LkLld)

46 I swear this Project 2025 was put out just to create a bugbear for the Left to scream and fear monger over.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 18, 2024 02:52 PM (2fIO4)

Yup. And the proof is no one knows what Agenda47 is, which is Trump's actual vision. And it's been around for a year or more.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 02:53 PM (Yz09k)

47 >>>Biden has no hope at all without Virginia. When you add in the other swing states which now seem pretty solid for Trump -- Nevada, Georgia, Arizona -- it almost looks like Trump doesn't even need any of the states of the "blue wall."

He doesn't. This is why Obama turning Virginia blue was one of the most important political events of the past 25 years. It totally blew up the GOP electoral map.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 18, 2024 02:53 PM (xPl2J)

48 I still question how honest people are when responding to these polls

Or

What percentage of Trump voters will even answer a phone call from someone they don't know vs Biden voters?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2024 02:53 PM (oZhjI)

49 >>> 26 Why wouldn't Biden's coming down with Covid remind you that he assured you that if you get the shot, you won't get sick?
Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 02:51 PM (krQz2)

... or that your toddler still can't speak properly, or that you lost your job, or that you or a friend couldn't get cancer screening for months or even years, or that your mother or father died alone ...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 02:53 PM (VavZF)

50 I want Biden to hang in there like a hair in a biscuit!
Posted by: catman at July 18, 2024 02:51 PM (4HMlb)

Or, like a hair on Karen Read's Lexus.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 18, 2024 02:53 PM (ufFY8)

51 The Dick Sucking.

Let us not commence with the Dick Sucking just yet, gemtlemen.

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 02:54 PM (X1WfU)

52 45 Trump is deeply divisive but Biden isn't. Sure.

A guy who comes out over and over saying half the country is anti-American radicals and who pushes anti-American polices himself while flooding the country with illegal, crime and inflation is beloved by all.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2024 02:53 PM (LkLld)

=======

Maybe Trump is as deeply divisive as any Generic Republican by this point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 02:54 PM (GBKbO)

53 The weekend is here
Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2024 02:52 PM (fwDg9)
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No, it is not.

*arms crossed*
*tapping toe*

Posted by: Thursday at July 18, 2024 02:54 PM (krQz2)

54 Oddly, the only Dem that could upset these numbers is never mentioned - Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 18, 2024 02:54 PM (n17eQ)

55 I swear this Project 2025 was put out just to create a bugbear for the Left to scream and fear monger over.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 18, 2024 02:52 PM (2fIO4)

Good news if true. It means abortion and Hitler Trump aren't working.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 02:54 PM (eoQWY)

56 Biden has no hope at all without Virginia. When you add in the other swing states which now seem pretty solid for Trump -- Nevada, Georgia, Arizona -- it almost looks like Trump doesn't even need any of the states of the "blue wall."
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GA and AZ were in the center of the cheat last time. They can't be taken for granted. Those are stealable - easily - even if they aren't winnable. NV is no prize in the "legitimate election" game, either.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 02:54 PM (HnUIn)

57 Meaningless variation between Mannix women? Heaven forfend!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2024 02:54 PM (EUcbP)

58 Off topic, because I know Kamala and Jill would have little interest - "A new type of vibration damping technology has now been invented at TU Wien [Vienna]".

Posted by: gKWVE at July 18, 2024 02:54 PM (gKWVE)

59
Trump needs to take WI,MI,VA,GA,NV, etc. to teach Biden/Dems a really lesson.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 18, 2024 02:54 PM (+oR7L)

60 Glad you added that update, ace. I was just about to say that while I agree with you that the assassination attempt probably wouldn't sway many voters away from Biden, I think it definitely would encourage more people to actually get out and vote for Trump rather than stay home.

I'll never understand how so many people don't exercise their right to vote.

Posted by: bluebell at July 18, 2024 02:54 PM (bS+DD)

61 Garbage Person claims that Trump made them do it!

https://tinyurl.com/2uz2zr2t

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2024 02:54 PM (a1415)

62 I don't see why betting markets would be skewed to one side or the other. Bullshitting pollsters are one thing; putting actual money on the bullshit is something else entirely.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 18, 2024 02:54 PM (CwhoI)

63 Fight Brandon Fight!!!!!

Posted by: DAN at July 18, 2024 02:55 PM (rn2/h)

64 The leftwing pollster Morning Consult -- actually, it's not even a poll; I believe it's a tracking survey, where the same group of people are "polled" over and over in exchange for small payments -- finds Trump gaining two points.

That kind of polling isn't great for getting the state of a race because if you got your respondent group wrong they will always be wrong but it is good for showing movement.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2024 02:55 PM (oZhjI)

65 Let us not commence with the Dick Sucking just yet, gemtlemen.
Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 02:54 PM (X1WfU)
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I'm.... I'm GOOD ... on that.

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 02:55 PM (krQz2)

66 Or, like a hair on Karen Read's Lexus.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt a

I get that joke!

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 02:55 PM (CIS44)

67 45 Trump is deeply divisive but Biden isn't. Sure.

A guy who comes out over and over saying half the country is anti-American radicals and who pushes anti-American polices himself while flooding the country with illegal, crime and inflation is beloved by all.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2024 02:53 PM (LkLld)

=======

Maybe Trump is as deeply divisive as any Generic Republican by this point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 02:54 PM (GBKbO)

Divisive is defined in not doing what Democrats want and always has been.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 02:55 PM (eoQWY)

68 Gray on gray violence!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 02:55 PM (w6EFb)

69 >>> 35 Make AoS Grey Again
Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 02:52 PM (Yz09k)

Make Ace go to the #%)(&*#)& eye doc. At least bribe him to do so.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 02:55 PM (VavZF)

70 Trump is also doing well in New Hampshire and even Minnesota and New Mexico. Even New York and New Jersey are now competitive (though Biden remains favored).
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NM, NY, NJ are not going to flip. MN is crazy land and anything is possible, but I doubt it. NH is perhaps a wildcard.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 02:55 PM (HnUIn)

71 >> I swear this Project 2025 was put out just to create a bugbear for the Left to scream and fear monger over.


It's like Build-a-Bear...but, for Straw-Men.

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 02:55 PM (X1WfU)

72 Meaningless variation between Mannix women? Heaven forfend!
Posted by: Duncanthrax


The one in the last thread was superb.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2024 02:55 PM (v6JzV)

73 Pollsters are now running Trump vs. Kamala Harris. It's not great for Harris.
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It wasn't last time, either.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 02:55 PM (HnUIn)

74 Good news if true. It means abortion and Hitler Trump aren't working.
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I've noticed that the Hitler Channel has been focusing on Hitler all week. I wonder why?

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 18, 2024 02:55 PM (n17eQ)

75 I swear this Project 2025 was put out just to create a bugbear for the Left to scream and fear monger over.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken

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It's a shorthand way to prove your tribal purity. "I saw X in Project 2025" indicates you have not exposed yourself to unapproved information.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 18, 2024 02:56 PM (t5rvf)

76 “I have allowed that horrible, HORRIBLE man to make me bitter enough to have such an experience.”

He's horrible because he actually made life better for people not working for Uncle Sugar like you toots?

Or because he said "pussy"?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2024 02:56 PM (oZhjI)

77 For undecided people, it's just luck. In other words, Trump's survival will mostly be taken as a positive sign by people already supporting Trump, thus having a small effect, if any.
÷=
So what you are saying is there is no political downside to taking another shot at him? Thanks for the info....

Posted by: Alex Mayorkis at July 18, 2024 02:56 PM (C6mWC)

78 Makes sense, too. These places can barely keep the lights on. They're not polling anyone in real life.
Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 18, 2024 02:53 PM (WfFGh)
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ChatGPT to the rescue!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 18, 2024 02:56 PM (7fElN)

79 I want Biden to hang in there like a hair in a biscuit!
Posted by: catman at July 18, 2024 02:51 PM (4HMlb)

Or, like a hair on Karen Read's Lexus.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

or like the hair in my teeth!

Posted by: Huma at July 18, 2024 02:56 PM (qZEuM)

80 The Grey elves messed with the background again.

Posted by: The Orcs at July 18, 2024 02:56 PM (cvR7E)

81 Glad you added that update, ace. I was just about to say that while I agree with you that the assassination attempt probably wouldn't sway many voters away from Biden, I think it definitely would encourage more people to actually get out and vote for Trump rather than stay home.

I'll never understand how so many people don't exercise their right to vote.
Posted by: bluebell at July 18, 2024 02:54 PM (bS+DD)

If you don't care, don't pollute the voting pool.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 02:56 PM (eoQWY)

82 I swear this Project 2025 was put out just to create a bugbear for the Left to scream and fear monger over.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 18, 2024 02:52 PM (2fIO4)

Bugbears have 3+1 hit dice. The public is right to fear them.

Posted by: Keeping It Real On The Borderlands at July 18, 2024 02:57 PM (K+3RJ)

83 Hey, I hired Sec of defense..the......that Gray guy!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 18, 2024 02:57 PM (+oR7L)

84 I don’t see how Democrats replace Biden at this point. Nobody polls higher and there are roughly four months to go. The dynamics around voters who were on the fence about Trump have greatly changed since the assassination attempt. He’s seen in a much more favorable light by people in the middle. While there is a long way to go, I don’t see much, especially in the way of issues that changes in three months. This is now really about saving down ticket races for the House, Senate and even local races. Those are the people screaming the loudest and it frankly feels like they’ve given up on the presidential races and are trying to triage where they can to retain some power. I believe that’s where the cheat will focus, on those other seats. IMVHO

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2024 02:57 PM (2hOms)

85 NM, NY, NJ are not going to flip. MN is crazy land and anything is possible, but I doubt it. NH is perhaps a wildcard.
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Large swaths of each state are pretty normal for Yankees. Then there are the cities that cast the last votes.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 18, 2024 02:57 PM (n17eQ)

86 >>> 38
==
-- Jen "I dissent " Rubin @JRubinBlogger
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2024 02:52 PM (EUcbP)

Here is someone who *really* needs to be launched from a trebuchet.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 02:57 PM (VavZF)

87 Trump is deeply divisive but Biden isn't. Sure.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2024 02:53 PM (LkLld)
---
What's wrong with you? Comparisons are all "Whataboutism".

At least that's what I've gleaned.

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 02:57 PM (krQz2)

88 Pollsters are now running Trump vs. Kamala Harris. It's not great for Harris.

Just give her enough time to work the male voters and one by one they'll find a reason to vote for her.

/Yes this joke sucks
//But so does she

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2024 02:57 PM (oZhjI)

89 "Project 2025" sounds like something the left would come up with. I don't like it, and I don't even know what's in it.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 02:57 PM (w6EFb)

90 Can she read a teleprompter & not cackle madly in public is the Q. If so, she gets the shrewd, take no prisoners VP to join her.

Shapiro easily. Who else has potential?

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 18, 2024 02:57 PM (NFX2v)

91 Here is someone who *really* needs to be launched from a trebuchet.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 02:57 PM (VavZF)

The counterweight would detach itself and run away in disgust.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 02:58 PM (BAEGB)

92 Jen "I dissent " Rubin
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Nobody "gives a fucking shit" Dummy

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 02:58 PM (Yz09k)

93 Let us not commence with the Dick Sucking just yet, gemtlemen.
Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 02:54 PM


If not now, when?

Asking for friends.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro & Miss Lindsay at July 18, 2024 02:58 PM (EUcbP)

94 Flooring update: I'm finally out from under the damned air conditioner and life will get easier for a while. I will still have 2-4 tricky courses left (power outlets, PITA) but the roughest part of the job is done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 02:58 PM (HnUIn)

95
Project 2025 > 1619 Project

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 18, 2024 02:58 PM (+oR7L)

96 Trump is deeply divisive but Biden isn't. Sure.

This is an odd game the left plays. Trump is mean, divisive and radical but Joe Biden isn't.

Well you can only believe that if you never, ever listen to the other side or even Biden himself for God's sake.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2024 02:58 PM (oZhjI)

97 I swear this Project 2025 was put out just to create a bugbear for the Left to scream and fear monger over.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 18, 2024 02:52 PM (2fIO4)
---
I guess the Christian Nationalism chills were wearing off.

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 02:58 PM (krQz2)

98 You can't be too careful.

Viewer Advisory Added To 'Fiddler On The Roof' Due To Intense Pitched Roof Scene

-
They really shouldn't let children watch such things.

From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 18, 2024 02:58 PM (L/fGl)

99 I am gray. I stand between the candle and the star.

We are gray. We stand between the darkness and the light.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 18, 2024 02:58 PM (3Fz6p)

100 >>I don’t see how Democrats replace Biden at this point


Short of a Tragic Death?

No idea how they would pull it off.

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 02:58 PM (X1WfU)

101 If you don't care, don't pollute the voting pool.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 02:56 PM (eoQWY)
--------

Don't get me wrong, I'd be happy if every Democrat just stayed home.

I just can't understand how anyone can't care.

Posted by: bluebell at July 18, 2024 02:59 PM (bS+DD)

102 Christian Nationalism = Supporting any part of America that existed prior to 2012.

Posted by: Lefty to normie dictionary at July 18, 2024 02:59 PM (oZhjI)

103 Large swaths of each state are pretty normal for Yankees. Then there are the cities that cast the last votes.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 18, 2024 02:57 PM (n17eQ)
++++
And control the elections. CO is another example of a state that, by landmass, is mostly normal and sane. But the Front Range controls the state, and has the reservoir of voters both real and imagined.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 02:59 PM (HnUIn)

104 100 >>I don’t see how Democrats replace Biden at this point


Short of a Tragic Death?

No idea how they would pull it off.
Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 02:58 PM (X1WfU)

=======

Breaking lots of rules and telling their base that it's for the greater good. While pissing of the sitting president, head of their own party.

I honestly hope they try it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 02:59 PM (GBKbO)

105 they're hard no's.


I am a hard no on inappropriate commas.

Posted by: Miklo's at July 18, 2024 02:59 PM (XIkHl)

106 Perhaps several prominent Dems (perhaps Kamala included) would prefer not to be picked to replace Biden for fear of losing viability for 2028.

This is Kamala's last hurrah - if she loses, she's done politically.

Might as well be the Presidential candidate, rather than VP.

Posted by: The DNC! at July 18, 2024 02:59 PM (uxCna)

107 What makes VA a possibility is the lack of Biden/Harris bumper stickers in NOVA. If this were a normal election I'd guarantee that NOVA autos would be festooned with Demo Flare. What is really interesting is how the imported El Salvadorans in NOVA are sizing up the freakishness of the Woke Dems.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 18, 2024 02:59 PM (n17eQ)

108 Planet P Project>Project 2025 > 1619 Project

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 18, 2024 03:00 PM (xPl2J)

109 Markets sucking today on a Harris' ascendancy. Really blows.

Although we had a really strong run up from last week through Tuesday. Some of the volatility kind of piqued my interest, now of course I know why.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 18, 2024 03:00 PM (YIxO9)

110 Or, like a hair on Karen Read's Lexus.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt a

I get that joke!
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 02:55 PM (CIS44)

LOL.

For those not in the know, during the Katen Read trial, the prosecution asserted that a hair belonging to the victim, John O'Keefe, remained attached to the bumper if Katen Read's Lexus while it travelled about 55 miles in a raging snowstorm.

Photos also showed that the Travelling Hair moved on the bumper, but no one pointed that out at trial.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 18, 2024 03:00 PM (ufFY8)

111 The fence-sitters are probably only about 10%, so a percent or two is significant.

Except for the fact that publicly available polls are Fake. So it's probably just part of the continuing effort to get Joe to quit.

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 18, 2024 03:00 PM (hOOi9)

112 I've noticed that the Hitler Channel has been focusing on Hitler all week. I wonder why?
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CNN????

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 03:00 PM (wse2C)

113 Flooring update: I'm finally out from under the damned air conditioner and life will get easier for a while. I will still have 2-4 tricky courses left (power outlets, PITA) but the roughest part of the job is done.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Can you come over and do our kitchen floor?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2024 03:00 PM (v6JzV)

114 THOA

Turn Hadron Off Again

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 03:00 PM (Yz09k)

115 106 This is Kamala's last hurrah - if she loses, she's done politically.

Might as well be the Presidential candidate, rather than VP.
Posted by: The DNC! at July 18, 2024 02:59 PM (uxCna)

========

As presidential candidate, she becomes head of the party and can make staffing decisions at the DNC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

116 No idea how they would pull it off.
Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 02:58 PM (X1WfU)

The answer is obvious:

Prison.

Throw the bastard under the bus. And when he dumps all the skeletons he has on everyone else, shrug it off. Russian disinformation. Trump-like lies. Whatever. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 03:00 PM (BAEGB)

117 Nothing would better typify the modern Democrats then replacing the man that won their primary, after failing to keep the man that won the other party's primary off the ballot...all in the name of saving our "sacred democracy"

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2024 03:00 PM (oZhjI)

118 >>> 67
==
Divisive is defined in not doing what Democrats want and always has been.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 02:55 PM (eoQWY)

Oldcat Johnson is right!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 03:01 PM (VavZF)

119 89 "Project 2025" sounds like something the left would come up with. I don't like it, and I don't even know what's in it.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 02:57 PM (w6EFb)

It's a true fact that under Project 2025 okra will be strictly rationed so that the world's first okra liquor can be distilled. It's all there will be to drink.

Posted by: Except for Urine at July 18, 2024 03:01 PM (K+3RJ)

120 This is an odd game the left plays. Trump is mean, divisive and radical but Joe Biden isn't.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2024 02:58 PM (oZhjI)
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Also, you can only use examples that the left agrees are mean and divisive. And they'll avoid it most of the time.

I would like to post a picture of the Redwall Speech every time somebody said Trump held some kind of symbolic Nazi rally.

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 03:01 PM (krQz2)

121 >>Turn Hadron Off Again

why? Is something up with the LHC?

Posted by: Nobody reads ace except ace and him only barely at July 18, 2024 03:01 PM (KRtlO)

122 BTW there are only around 60 days until early voting starts in places like PA. That’s even less time to wire your shit tight.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2024 03:01 PM (2hOms)

123 Just give her enough time to work the male voters and one by one they'll find a reason to vote for her.

/Yes this joke sucks
//But so does she

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2024 02:57 PM (oZhjI)

---------------

Madonna has also offered her services!

/Shouldn't these be considered "in-kind campaign contributions?" Get me The FEC on the phone!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 03:01 PM (7Lycq)

124 Polls continue to weight as if the voting demographics will not change from 2020

So say 8% of blacks voted for Trump

If that changes to 11% in 2024, it’s a skull fucking day for the democrats

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 18, 2024 03:01 PM (DBZuM)

125 There must be internals that are much more severe. The insider meltdown over Biden shows them fearing the down-ballot races and a massive red tide.

And yet, polls don't show any such thing.

What gives?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 18, 2024 03:01 PM (T3es0)

126 Can you come over and do our kitchen floor?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2024 03:00 PM (v6JzV)
++++
No. Believe it or not, I freaking hate flooring. I've done a lot of it - wood, laminate, engineered wood, tile - and I've never found a floor I wanted to install...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 03:01 PM (HnUIn)

127 >>Breaking lots of rules and telling their base that it's for the greater good. While pissing of the sitting president, head of their own party.


He has a beach house.

A good old fashioned drowning would go a long way. (HT to Ted Kennedy).

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 03:02 PM (X1WfU)

128 For every person who thinks it was divine intervention and God stepped in and saved Trump, there's another person who thinks he's the Antichrist and Satan did the deed. Not saying either one's right, but that's pretty heady stuff for a real estate guy from Queens.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 18, 2024 03:02 PM (MZ+PY)

129 Flooring update: I'm finally out from under the damned air conditioner and life will get easier for a while. I will still have 2-4 tricky courses left (power outlets, PITA) but the roughest part of the job is done.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 02:58 PM (HnUIn)


Up next - "This busty redhead is chilly right now, but appreciates well-laid ... flooring".

Posted by: spindrift at July 18, 2024 03:02 PM (OguvZ)

130 Mildly interesting
How the Japanese see the American cultural divide

https://x.com/typesaway/status/
1814012059925020913

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 18, 2024 03:02 PM (EGSGm)

131
55 I swear this Project 2025 was put out just to create a bugbear for the Left to scream and fear monger over.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 18, 2024 02:52 PM (2fIO4)

I heard that Project 2025 promises to deliver an A-10 Warthog for free to the garage of every MAGA supporter, and then give the free ammunition for life!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2024 03:02 PM (wyMQY)

132 125 There must be internals that are much more severe. The insider meltdown over Biden shows them fearing the down-ballot races and a massive red tide.

And yet, polls don't show any such thing.

What gives?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 18, 2024 03:01 PM (T3es0)

=======

The leaked internal Democrat poll that came right after the debate said that NM is in play.

I don't believe public polling. At all.

I'm willing to give some credence to internal polling (leaking it is narrative framing, though).

Combine the leaked polling with the assassination attempt and the crazed move to replace Biden, and you've got a picture of the Democrat mindset.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

133 I f fear we are peaking too soon. The convention is downright giddy. A lot. A lot can happen 4 months.

Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at July 18, 2024 03:03 PM (KAhj1)

134 father died alone ...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 02:53 PM (VavZF)
*chokes back tears
As if I didn't hate the VA enough.
Now they have the fucking nerve to send me letters asking shit like how much I make and all sorts of stupid questions.
To the VA..
Next time I go through those cursed vile doors will be feet first with a toe tag.

Posted by: Reforger at July 18, 2024 03:03 PM (xcIvR)

135 I have no truck with flooring.
But.
I will not grout. Fuck that shit.

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 03:03 PM (X1WfU)

136 I have yeat to read what this 2025 Project does, but know the Leftists will use it what they say it is to beat Conservatives over the head like it's Mein Kampf

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2024 03:03 PM (fwDg9)

137 why? Is something up with the LHC?
Posted by: Nobody reads ace except ace and him only barely at July 18, 2024 03:01 PM (KRtlO)

Sorry. There's a long standing meme that nothing with anything has been the same since they fixed it in 2010 or when they turned it on in 2008

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 03:03 PM (Yz09k)

138 Mildly interesting
How the Japanese see the American cultural divide

https://x.com/typesaway/status/
1814012059925020913
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 18, 2024 03:02 PM (EGSGm)
++++
Curious. Some of it, I can see and agree with it. Some of it is more of a "WTF" thing, especially the "Apple vs. HP" part.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 03:03 PM (HnUIn)

139 I remain hopeful that a lot of people with IQs over the 90s have had their eyes opened about the amount of manipulation, propaganda, and outright lies the Democrat party and the Mainstream Media have unleashed on them in the past few months, particularly, but also since Trump’s presidency (Russia Hoaxes) and the 2020 campaign & election (Biden in the basement & election fraud).

I hope many independent minded people who didn’t pay attention have finally come to an awakening about the delusional world the Left now lives in.

Maybe we’ll get the biggest protest vote ever from moderate suburbanites, Hispanics, and Black men, that will ruin the Democrat party for a decade.

It’s not much of a hope, a fool’s hope, but still hope.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 18, 2024 03:03 PM (6ydKt)

140 How does the WH and the DNC play it if the worst happens? That is, assume Biden becomes flatly incoherent when he speaks, and can’t form a sentence. He still walks and smiles and scowls. Jill can’t do an Edith Wilson. There’s too many eyes and cameras everywhere now. Who hold the cabinet meetings? Who gets the daily briefing? And… who runs fo president? Remember, he’s not dead, just a vegetable.

Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 03:03 PM (rjJqk)

141 For those not in the know, during the Katen Read trial, /i]

The fact someone in the police chief's house looked up how long it takes someone to die in the cold while the deceased was outside dying in the cold said to me that as weird as it is someone in that house killed the officer and blamed it on Read.

There is no other way to understand it...

Remember MA is probably the most corrupt state in America.

Yes CA has its four families, RI has the old school mob, and MI has a Fuhrer instead of a governor but hell MA's top mobster ran the state AND the FBI for years...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2024 03:03 PM (oZhjI)

142 Raining stair-rods here, as the British used to say. If it's still this wet when I leave work, there'll be no trip to the grocery tonight.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 18, 2024 03:03 PM (J2vNu)

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2024 03:03 PM (oZhjI)

144 Landslide elections one way or the other are not functionally possible any longer, about half the country is composed of lunatics and foreigners.

Pretty much the only thing saving us from a complete takeover is that a large percentage of people are too f**king lazy to vote.

Which is why universal mail in balloting is great for the Donks, it takes the mess and guess work out of voting.


The election is going to be tighter than a farmers daughters legs on prom night.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 03:04 PM (XV/Pl)

145
Isn't it weird that it's mostly women (and estrogen-rich men such as mark hamill and keith olbermann) who are on social media expressing their bloodthirsty wishes of murder?

Women in politics have been sold as necessary because they say woman aren't as combative as men, aren't as likely to start wars, aren't as likely to have pissing contests and dick-measuring rhetoric.

We need women "leaders" for a safer, more peaceful world, they said.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 03:04 PM (NrlFJ)

146 I’m not worried about Trump winning

I’m worried they’ll still find a way to manufacture 90 million votes for Weekend at Bernies

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 18, 2024 03:04 PM (DBZuM)

147 >>Not saying either one's right, but that's pretty heady stuff for a real estate guy from Queens.


Did you see the Meme of 1980 Trump asking:
Why are all the Time Travelers trying to kill me?
I'm just a Realtor.

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 03:04 PM (X1WfU)

148 It's a true fact that under Project 2025 okra will be strictly rationed so that the world's first okra liquor can be distilled. It's all there will be to drink.

Posted by: Except for Urine at July 18, 2024 03:01 PM (K+3RJ)

--------------

The future definition of A Manhattan:

. Okra juice;
. Cricket juice; and
. Bitter tears.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 03:04 PM (7Lycq)

149 they're hard no's.

===

I am a hard no on inappropriate commas.
Posted by: Miklo's at July 18, 2024 02:59 PM


What are your views on inappropriate apostrophes?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2024 03:04 PM (EUcbP)

150 I'll shit myself and throw it against the wall and call it art if Trump wins VA. I just don't see how that's possible.

Even without the inevitable cheating, VA is crawling with government-sucking homosexual remoras who's entire livelihood depends on further expanding government and government spending.

These assholes will vote Dum even if in their heart of hearts they like Trump.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 03:04 PM (iFTx/)

151 I never liked plumbing. Everything else, I don't mind.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 18, 2024 03:04 PM (qZEuM)

152 There must be internals that are much more severe. The insider meltdown over Biden shows them fearing the down-ballot races and a massive red tide.

And yet, polls don't show any such thing.

What gives?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 18, 2024 03:01 PM (T3es0)

In both Reagan elections IIRC polls didn't show much of a lead even though everyone knew different. Then there was magically "late breaking undecideds" or whatever to save their reputations and keep Dems from losing downticket as badly.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 03:04 PM (eoQWY)

153 I have no truck with flooring.

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 03:03 PM (X1WfU)
---
How do you keep your feet up?

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 03:04 PM (krQz2)

154 Project 2025 will mandate that McDonald's fry their fries in beef tallow again.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 18, 2024 03:05 PM (2UnvF)

155 139 Maybe we’ll get the biggest protest vote ever from moderate suburbanites, Hispanics, and Black men, that will ruin the Democrat party for a decade.

It’s not much of a hope, a fool’s hope, but still hope.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 18, 2024 03:03 PM (6ydKt)

=========

LibsofTikTok has been getting nobodies fired from their jobs by showing their employers the deranged tweets wishing the shooter had hit. Kyle Gass seems to have no more career.

Two polls (spit) have shown that a clear majority of the public blames Democrats and Biden's rhetoric for the assassination attempt.

I really think the polls are going to be very wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

156 For those talking coffee, the Aeropress is on sale at Amazon Prime. That plus a Chestnut C2 hand grinder (also on sale) and you make excellent brews (hot, iced, press or drip styles) using Costco Columbia beans.

And yes, put a few grains of sea or kosher salt into the grounds before adding hot water.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 18, 2024 03:05 PM (wBaIH)

157
Grey = British spelling
Gray = correct spelling

Posted by: Don Black at July 18, 2024 03:05 PM (/7KEl)

158 >> Project 2025 was put out just to create a bugbear for the Left to scream and fear monger over.

Point 14: Require all women to dress as described in A Handmaid’s Tale.

They really ought to put that in to have some fun.

Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 03:05 PM (rjJqk)

159 Grey = British spelling
Gray = correct spelling
Posted by: Don Black at July 18, 2024 03:05 PM (/7KEl)
++++
There it is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 03:05 PM (HnUIn)

160 Oh, man...DU is starting to melt down. Finger pointing, pledges of allegiance to Biden, calling Dem leaders corporate and big donor sellouts. It great.

There's even a post warning everyone about "low count" posters, and people posting who have been inactive for some time. Yup, there are (or they think there are) trolls coming out to bait them and stir up even more dissent. They haven't blamed Putin yet, though, but I'm sure it's coming!!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 18, 2024 03:05 PM (JCZqz)

161 The future definition of A Manhattan:

. Okra juice;
. Cricket juice; and
. Bitter tears.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 03:04 PM


Dood! You're not new here. The most vital piece of information is missing. Shaken or stirred?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2024 03:06 PM (EUcbP)

162 The election is going to be tighter than a farmers daughters legs on prom night.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 03:04 PM (XV/Pl)
____________

Depends which farm . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

163 160 Oh, man...DU is starting to melt down. Finger pointing, pledges of allegiance to Biden, calling Dem leaders corporate and big donor sellouts. It great.

There's even a post warning everyone about "low count" posters, and people posting who have been inactive for some time. Yup, there are (or they think there are) trolls coming out to bait them and stir up even more dissent. They haven't blamed Putin yet, though, but I'm sure it's coming!!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 18, 2024 03:05 PM (JCZqz)

========

Nice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

164 Point 14: Require all women to dress as described in A Handmaid’s Tale.

They really ought to put that in to have some fun.
Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 03:05 PM (rjJqk)
++++
LOL. "End no-fault divorce" might actually cause riots.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 03:06 PM (HnUIn)

165 NM is 49% Hispanic, IIRC. If the Hispanic vote goes from 2-1 D-R to 1-1, then NM should be in play.

But of course, this assumes no fraud...

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 18, 2024 03:06 PM (cvR7E)

166 {{{Reforger}}}

I don't fit into any of those categories (well, almost one...), and can't imagine what some others have gone through.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 03:06 PM (VavZF)

167 Project 2025 will bring back payphones.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 18, 2024 03:06 PM (xPl2J)

168 Dood! You're not new here. The most vital piece of information is missing. Shaken or stirred?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2024 03:06 PM (EUcbP)

Neither.

Shove a crazy straw in and go BLURBLBLBLBLL

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 03:06 PM (BAEGB)

169 We need women "leaders" for a safer, more peaceful world, they said.

**********

women on tiktok are in hysterics that the shooter missed

Meanwhile men are all like posting memes of Trump taking hits like Ryan Gosling in the Fall Guy

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 18, 2024 03:07 PM (DBZuM)

170 The election is going to be tighter than a farmers daughters legs on prom night.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 03:04 PM (XV/Pl)
++++
So, what does that mean? It seems arguable from either side, depending on the farm...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 03:07 PM (HnUIn)

171 107 What makes VA a possibility is the lack of Biden/Harris bumper stickers in NOVA. If this were a normal election I'd guarantee that NOVA autos would be festooned with Demo Flare. What is really interesting is how the imported El Salvadorans in NOVA are sizing up the freakishness of the Woke Dems.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 18, 2024 02:59 PM (n17eQ)

Nah, they are here.

People are bitter about a lot of things and love Youngkin. He turned the VA Repub party into a real thing again, after the GOPE collapsed it a decade ago. Thus, why we have conservative, dynamic candidates focused on parental freedoms and personal responsibility with all doors open to everyone. And we are purple again.

But purple ain't red. And Trump is the same guy who has lost 2x in a row. He hasn't gained many voters here b/c he doesn't campaign on the issues that matter here, and he does rile up the blue base more than any other R.

None of blue will stay home, so b/c they outnumber red if you can't keep any home, they will win. At least at the top of the ticket unless Dems don't come home and eat themselves in Nov...that hasn't happened in decades (maybe '68?), so I don't expect it to this year...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 18, 2024 03:07 PM (exHjb)

172 Isn't it weird that it's mostly women (and estrogen-rich men such as mark hamill and keith olbermann) who are on social media expressing their bloodthirsty wishes of murder?

Women in politics have been sold as necessary because they say woman aren't as combative as men, aren't as likely to start wars, aren't as likely to have pissing contests and dick-measuring rhetoric.

We need women "leaders" for a safer, more peaceful world, they said.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 03:04 PM (NrlFJ)

The aren't women they are Feminists. They are cosplaying what they imagine men are like - loud, bullying, ignorant. If a man did that in the same situation he'd get punched in the mouth. But men don't because of chivalry.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 03:07 PM (eoQWY)

173 I am pleased to announce that I will be on the ballot in all 57 states.

Posted by: Barack Milhous Obama Miklos-Clinton O'Biden Kennedy Jr. at July 18, 2024 03:07 PM (XIkHl)

174 Is RFK gonna be on the ballot in these states?

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

175 I do love a gray box

-Hilary

Posted by: Timur Lenk at July 18, 2024 03:07 PM (QvQml)

176 Project 2025 will bring back payphones.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 18, 2024 03:06 PM (xPl2J)
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And Nickelback!

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 03:07 PM (krQz2)

177 161 The future definition of A Manhattan:

. Okra juice;
. Cricket juice; and
. Bitter tears.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 03:04 PM

Dood! You're not new here. The most vital piece of information is missing. Shaken or stirred?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2024 03:06 PM (EUcbP)

Under Project 2025, they'll just put all three ingredients in your mouth separately and require you to swish it around.

Posted by: Dire Times at July 18, 2024 03:07 PM (K+3RJ)

178 Oh, man...DU is starting to melt down. Finger pointing, pledges of allegiance to Biden, calling Dem leaders corporate and big donor sellouts. It great.

There's even a post warning everyone about "low count" posters, and people posting who have been inactive for some time. Yup, there are (or they think there are) trolls coming out to bait them and stir up even more dissent. They haven't blamed Putin yet, though, but I'm sure it's coming!!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 18, 2024 03:05 PM (JCZqz)

*monty burns 'excellent' gif*

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 03:07 PM (CIS44)

179
But PredictIt has Biden up by 20%!!!!

*RIP Intrade*

Posted by: In before the troll at July 18, 2024 03:07 PM (y9nCu)

180 I do love a gray box

-Hilary
Posted by: Timur Lenk at July 18, 2024 03:07 PM (QvQml)
++++
:: vomits ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 03:07 PM (HnUIn)

181 >>84 I don’t see how Democrats replace Biden at this point. Nobody polls higher and there are roughly four months to go.
__
You are not accounting for the fact that polling results would necessarily change if Biden is no longer a polling option. Sure, Biden out-polls Harris or others, but what happens when he is off the slate? Poll votes for him go elsewhere.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 18, 2024 03:07 PM (bNf8H)

182 Project 2025 will make kale smoothies a federal crime.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 18, 2024 03:08 PM (2UnvF)

183 >> LibsofTikTok has been getting nobodies fired from their jobs by showing their employers the deranged tweets wishing the shooter had hit

That’s so sweet I’m turning diabetic.

Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 03:08 PM (rjJqk)

184 Glad you added that update, ace. I was just about to say that while I agree with you that the assassination attempt probably wouldn't sway many voters away from Biden, I think it definitely would encourage more people to actually get out and vote for Trump rather than stay home.

I'll never understand how so many people don't exercise their right to vote.
Posted by: bluebell


Charlie Kirk has an organization called "Turning Point USA" which is working hard to
1)register more voters for Republicans
2) get them mail in ballots to get them to vote
3) get them to go out and "early vote" where applicable

These are all things that the Democrat "Get Out the Vote" have been doing, and Kirk reports on his radio show that it is working, based on a lot of the volunteers reports. He started this up out of disgust that the RNC under Ronna McDaniel was doing little to nothing.
They are working hard in Republican counties in Georgia and Pennsylvania (in particular) to get more Republican voters to the poles, ie, low propensity voters.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 18, 2024 03:08 PM (vcOmj)

185 >>I do love a gray box

-Hilary


All Boxes are Grey at Midnight.

-President Ben Franklin

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 03:08 PM (X1WfU)

186 "Apple vs. HP"

I think they're just using HP to show windows. Every good leftwinger uses macs


Posted by: brak at July 18, 2024 03:08 PM (NGHTx)

187 155 I really think the polls are going to be very wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

They’ve certainly been wrong before, and usually in the Dems favor.

I want them crying in November.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 18, 2024 03:08 PM (6ydKt)

188 Grey = British spelling
Gray = correct spelling
Posted by: Don Black at July 18, 2024 03:05 PM (/7KEl)

=====

E = England
A = America

That's how I remember which is which.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 03:08 PM (DRSnL)

189 I'll wait for Rochard Baris' polling to see what effect the failed assination attempt has had on the race. FYI, last week, before Saturday, he released a poll that had Trump up 6 with a full ballot (46-40), and up 4 points head to head (52-4.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 18, 2024 03:08 PM (TaHi/)

190 To win VA, you need to split Fairfax County 65-35 or better...that won't happen in 2024...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 18, 2024 03:08 PM (exHjb)

191 Women in politics have been sold as necessary because they say woman aren't as combative as men

Says no one who has ever had a wife.

Posted by: They're a bit fighty at July 18, 2024 03:08 PM (K+3RJ)

192 Project 2025 will mandate that all new cars sold in US must have ashtrays.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 18, 2024 03:08 PM (xPl2J)

193 But of course, this assumes no fraud...
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 18, 2024 03:06 PM (cvR7E)

All blue areas have fraud every election cycle. Question is can they expand the fraud enough this time.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 03:09 PM (eoQWY)

194 * 52-48 *

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 18, 2024 03:09 PM (TaHi/)

195 This busty blonde still thinks public polling is not particularly useful, but would love to get hands on some of the Party internal polling:
http://tiny.cc/e808zz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 03:09 PM (HnUIn)

196 The only thing I’m confident about is IF the election is fairly run and counted, Trump wins kinda comfortably…. Like 49-40-11, something like that… with around 320 EVs. Is that beyond the cheat? Will they cheat for the husk or Kamala? Who knows….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 18, 2024 03:09 PM (IPVPZ)

197 After Putin didn't listen to Biden's "warning" not to do more than a "minor incursion" into Ukraine, I can see why he's surprised saying he won't step down unless the polls show he can't win didn't stop the onslaught from his party.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 18, 2024 03:09 PM (JCZqz)

198 This is really really bad. Im tired of criminals and vommies getting a pass with the newly acceptabe excuse of I made a mistake and I misspoke! This one is the worst.
https://tinyurl.com/yht6eex4

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 03:09 PM (o3Uyl)

199 The farmer's daughter down the road from me growing up was a whore.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 18, 2024 03:09 PM (qZEuM)

200 Tucker:

It’s a lot easier to tell who the people who are only in it because they like, I don’t know, killing other people in pointless wars.

Like, I know who those people are, and their odor is so powerful that I can smell one when he walks in the room. And every single one of those people in a line that would extend from Milwaukee to Chicago was lined up over the last week to knife J. D. Vance.

Not on personal grounds, I mean, he’s a perfectly nice guy, he’s like one of the only members of the Senate with a happy marriage. True.

But because they thought he would be harder to manipulate and slightly less enthusiastic about killing people. That’s it. That he would be an impediment to their exercising power. And boy, they went after him in a way I’ve just kind of never seen.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 03:09 PM (evvc2)

201 :: vomits ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Now you're gonna hafta replace the flooring again!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2024 03:09 PM (v6JzV)

202 Women in politics have been sold as necessary because they say woman aren't as combative as men

Says no one who has ever had a wife.
Posted by: They're a bit fighty at July 18, 2024 03:08 PM (K+3RJ)

Great so we go to war with Canada because our uniforms look the same.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 03:09 PM (eoQWY)

203 So are they polling likely voters yet? Or just registered? Because 100% of Bidens 43% or whatever may not all show up. And they may not be the same people that show up for Harris. There's going to be an enthusiasm gap, regardless, unless big Mike throws his dick into the ring. But Big Mike won't debate anyone.

Posted by: Cras but realistic at July 18, 2024 03:09 PM (C6mWC)

204 LOL. "End no-fault divorce" might actually cause riots.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

No Fault

No harm

No pay

Posted by: Women, children and Alimony hardest hit at July 18, 2024 03:09 PM (XIkHl)

205 Mildly interesting
How the Japanese see the American cultural divide

https://x.com/typesaway/status/
1814012059925020913

-

There's no masks. I assume it's much more fake than it's being presented.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises to not say I told you so about the tranny at July 18, 2024 03:10 PM (1IRF+)

206 200 comments in and we're still greyboxed. That might be a record.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 18, 2024 03:10 PM (O7YUW)

207 >> The farmer's daughter down the road from me growing up was a whore.


It's really the only way all of those jokes work.

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 03:10 PM (X1WfU)

208 MI has a Fuhrer instead of a governor but hell MA's top mobster ran the state AND the FBI for years...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2024 03:03 PM (oZhjI)

That trial was so fucked up. The Canton MA cops, MA State Police and the DA Morrisey set up Karen for murder, but she fought back and refused to take a plea. The jury came back 'hung', and a mistrial was declared, BUT jurors came out saying they determined she was not guilty on counts 1 and 3, but hung on count 2.

The prosecution wants to retry her AGAIN on everything.

Crazy corrupt.

Status meeting about the whole mess on Monday.

Fucking wild story, and sad.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 18, 2024 03:10 PM (ufFY8)

209 Grey = British spelling
Gray = correct spelling
Posted by: Don Black at July 18, 2024 03:05 PM (/7KEl)

Ghay
Ghey

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2024 03:10 PM (NtVYv)

210 Isn't it weird that it's mostly women (and estrogen-rich men such as mark hamill and keith olbermann) who are on social media expressing their bloodthirsty wishes of murder?

Women in politics have been sold as necessary because they say woman aren't as combative as men, aren't as likely to start wars, aren't as likely to have pissing contests and dick-measuring rhetoric.

We need women "leaders" for a safer, more peaceful world, they said.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 03:04 PM (NrlFJ)

The aren't women they are Feminists. They are cosplaying what they imagine men are like - loud, bullying, ignorant. If a man did that in the same situation he'd get punched in the mouth. But men don't because of chivalry.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 03:07 PM (eoQWY)
_______________

Woman can be some of the most nasty, vindictive, and hate-filled scamps on the planet. "Hell hath no fury" and all . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 03:10 PM (iFTx/)

211 Now you're gonna hafta replace the flooring again!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2024 03:09 PM (v6JzV)
++++
Thankfully, it's in the other room. I have moved my desk and PC into the guest room until I finish ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 03:10 PM (HnUIn)

212 So say 8% of blacks voted for Trump

usatoday.com/story/news/politics /elections/2024/02/29/ donald-trump-black-voters-poll/72756083007/

8% in 2016, 12% in 2020. The movement will mostly be among black men. Of interest (I know, I know, soaping backs, not yet, etc) although last winter there wasn't a surge toward TGE, there was a big shift against the Potato: was 87% then 63%.
We might see some of those shift to Trump, and others (they'll be the older ones) simply decide they'd rather stay home.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 18, 2024 03:10 PM (gKWVE)

213 'Biden has no hope at all without Virginia. When you add in the other swing states which now seem pretty solid for Trump -- Nevada, Georgia, Arizona -- it almost looks like Trump doesn't even need any of the states of the "blue wall." (I'm not sure of that. But Virginia has 13 EVs, and we weren't even previously thinking of it as a real swing state.)'


Many so-called "swing states" are really no such thing. If election fraud is magically eliminated (which it actually MIGHT) this will become obvious. NM isn't the "blue" state they say it is either.

Imagine a situation where the electronic voting systems are compromised, and paper ballots counted by hand at local precincts finally occur.

Can that really happen? I don't know - all we really know for sure is that we can expect a surprise or two, and what's at stake is wrestling back the elected government from puppets who are installed by, and agents of hostile foreign powers (which means the military getting involved, even if covertly, is not off the table).

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 18, 2024 03:10 PM (hOOi9)

214 I heard that Project 2025 promises to deliver an A-10 Warthog for free to the garage of every MAGA supporter, and then give the free ammunition for life!
--------------
Depleted Uranium for the win!

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 18, 2024 03:10 PM (n17eQ)

215 A primer on Farmer's Daughters for you city folk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hde12hPSJjw

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2024 03:10 PM (EUcbP)

216 Speaking of, there was a Chinese or Japanese pictogram-style explanation of American sports on an ONT recently, with images of the balls and "COME HERE" and "GET AWAY" on the pictures. It was pretty great.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises to not say I told you so about the tranny at July 18, 2024 03:10 PM (1IRF+)

217 For those talking coffee, the Aeropress is on sale at Amazon Prime. That plus a Chestnut C2 hand grinder (also on sale) and you make excellent brews (hot, iced, press or drip styles) using Costco Columbia beans.

And yes, put a few grains of sea or kosher salt into the grounds before adding hot water.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
____________

It is better, but also a bit of hassle for a single cup, especially when you go on to drink three more.

I salt my coffee in the cup, but have not tried sea salt.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 18, 2024 03:10 PM (Dm8we)

218 153 Axeman how do you think it's powered?

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2024 03:11 PM (fwDg9)

219 I don’t see how Democrats replace Biden at this point

Short of a Tragic Death?

No idea how they would pull it off.
Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 02:58 PM (X1WfU)


I think Biden may have screwed himself by going along with the Covid story.

Biden's right in the age group that covid kills.

All it would take now is a pillow over his face by someone trusted, and Oh no! What a tragedy! Welp, we'll just need to get someone new(or Kamala) for our candidate.*walks away whistling a happy tune*

And once again those lucky Democrats problems are solved by a politically convenient murder terrible, inexplicable accident.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 18, 2024 03:11 PM (eDfFs)

220 Women in politics have been sold as necessary because they say woman aren't as combative as men

Says no one who has ever had a wife.
Posted by: They're a bit fighty at July 18, 2024 03:08 PM (K+3RJ)

If only the Dems would give us the silent treatment.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 03:11 PM (eoQWY)

221 @124

>>If that changes to 11% in 2024, it’s a skull fucking day for the democrats

The only black people who matter are going to be the ones running the voting centers in Philly, Detroit, Atlanta, Maricopa and a couple of the other Donk Controlled inner city sh*t holes.

Also, there aren't that many voting aged black people in America.

And I'm fairly certain that you are not going to ever persuade 18-34 year old black women to vote GOP, its not going to happen in numbers that mean anything.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 03:11 PM (XV/Pl)

222 206 200 comments in and we're still greyboxed. That might be a record.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 18, 2024 03:10 PM (O7YUW)

It's on purpose I think...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 03:11 PM (IyPmt)

223 200 comments in and we're still greyboxed. That might be a record.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 18, 2024 03:10 PM (O7YUW)

=====

Ace is doing it on purpose to give his eyes a break.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 03:11 PM (DRSnL)

224 LibsofTikTok has been getting nobodies fired from their jobs by showing their employers the deranged tweets wishing the shooter had hit

You mean what conservatives have endured for years?

Be an executive at a large corporation and publicly state that men can't get pregnant, and see what happens to you.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 18, 2024 03:11 PM (uxCna)

225 Oh, man...DU is starting to melt down. Finger pointing, pledges of allegiance to Biden, calling Dem leaders corporate and big donor sellouts. It great.
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Popcorn futures soar!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 18, 2024 03:11 PM (3Fz6p)

226 >>> 187 155 I really think the polls are going to be very wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

They've certainly been wrong before, and usually in the Dems favor.

I want them crying in November.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 18, 2024 03:08 PM (6ydKt)

I want them booking outbound flights while trying to find immigration lawyers in the destination countries.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 03:11 PM (VavZF)

227 comments in and we're still greyboxed. That might be a record.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 18, 2024 03:10 PM (O7YUW)
++++
It's in the very first line:

Gray Agenda on.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 03:12 PM (HnUIn)

228 This busty blonde still thinks public polling is not particularly useful, but would love to get hands on some of the Party internal polling:
http://tiny.cc/e808zz
Posted by: Joe Mannix

talk Hungarian to me baby

Posted by: Miklos would sponsor for a B--1 Visa at July 18, 2024 03:12 PM (XIkHl)

229 @56 GA and AZ were in the center of the cheat last time. They can't be taken for granted.

--------

The Georgia Election Board has been taking steps over the last few weeks to make it much more difficult to cheat, and easier to spot attempts to do so.

Posted by: junior at July 18, 2024 03:12 PM (in1Ir)

230 Project 2025

In public, the Woman must always walk behind the Man.

Posted by: Don Black at July 18, 2024 03:12 PM (/7KEl)

231
They are working hard in Republican counties in Georgia and Pennsylvania (in particular) to get more Republican voters to the poles, ie, low propensity voters.
Posted by: A face in the crowd...

==============

If only there were poles at the polls, they might be more successful.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 18, 2024 03:12 PM (T3es0)

232 All it would take now is a pillow over his face by someone trusted, and Oh no! What a tragedy! Welp, we'll just need to get someone new(or Kamala) for our candidate.*walks away whistling a happy tune*

And once again those lucky Democrats problems are solved by a politically convenient murder terrible, inexplicable accident.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 18, 2024 03:11 PM (eDfFs)

Biden pretty much has knobs on his neck to turn the body chemistry up and down by now. Nobody is gonna credit him dropping dead from a cold.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 03:12 PM (eoQWY)

233 "Hello, I'm from (insert polling biz here) can you take a survey for us?"
Me "What's in it for me?"
Them "Well....um...."
Me (hangs up)

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 18, 2024 03:12 PM (MeG8a)

234 LibsofTikTok has been getting nobodies fired from their jobs by showing their employers the deranged tweets wishing the shooter had hit
---
Yeah, I'm not crazy about that.

Although, I think the line of civility can clearly be drawn at wishing death upon another civilian.

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 03:13 PM (krQz2)

235
The ominous D'Jill Poll has J'Blowme winning the election in a blowout, 76% to 24%.

"I will NOT be ignored," she shrieked as she filled and began heating nearly a dozen steamer pots for "My favorite -- parboiled bunny!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2024 03:13 PM (xG4kz)

236 Welp, back to the grind. MOAR FLOORING!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 03:13 PM (HnUIn)

237 224 LibsofTikTok has been getting nobodies fired from their jobs by showing their employers the deranged tweets wishing the shooter had hit

You mean what conservatives have endured for years?

Be an executive at a large corporation and publicly state that men can't get pregnant, and see what happens to you.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 18, 2024 03:11 PM (uxCna)

=======

Which is why I don't care about the little old lady getting fired by Home Depot.

Even if she wasn't one who cheered when some person to the right of Mao got fired for saying something anodyne, her side has pushed it for years. Yes, it's collective guilt applied to an individual, but if there's going to be pushback on the entire practice from the left, the left has to feel the pain first.

Oh, and don't post stupid shit like, "I wish the shooter had better aim" on social media. You are an adult. You should be smarter than that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 03:13 PM (GBKbO)

238 200 comments in and we're still greyboxed. That might be a record.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 18, 2024 03:10 PM (O7YUW)

=====

Ace is doing it on purpose to give his eyes a break.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 03:11 PM (DRSnL)

Ace should develop a color code to report his current health status for us.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 03:14 PM (eoQWY)

239 Project 2025

In public, the Woman must always walk behind the Man.
Posted by: Don Black a

I never understood this one, how am I supposed to check out dat azz

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 03:14 PM (CIS44)

240 I dated a farmers daughter in Belgium. She tried to impale me with a hay fork. That girl was nuttier than squirrel shit.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2024 03:14 PM (2hOms)

241 >> There must be internals that are much more severe. The insider meltdown over Biden shows them fearing the down-ballot races and a massive red tide.


I'm guessing that the polls aren't capturing their greatest fear, which is depressed turnout. To the extent polling captures anything, the enthusiasm gap is huge. The Dem Senate candidates running ahead of Biden lose that edge pretty quick if voters stay home.

Posted by: the dandy at July 18, 2024 03:14 PM (L+5ng)

242 >>> 224 LibsofTikTok has been getting nobodies fired from their jobs by showing their employers the deranged tweets wishing the shooter had hit
==
You mean what conservatives have endured for years?

Be an executive at a large corporation and publicly state that men can't get pregnant, and see what happens to you.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 18, 2024 03:11 PM (uxCna)

Be any employee at all and say something someone more 'diverse' or otherwise connected doesn't like and see what happens. Because "boys have a penis; girls have a vagina" is OMG hate speech ree but "too bad they missed OrangeManBad but at least they took out the MAGAt behind him" is totes ha ha funny.

Fck them.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 03:15 PM (VavZF)

243 Post shooting bump is negligible because those who love him are happy he survived. At this point who out there has no opinion on the most polarizing politician in US History?

It's why I don't put much concern in a change to the Dem ticket. Anyone who flips to trump isn't going to flip back without something catastrophic to happen to Trump (a major gaffe, etc). And since he's the challenger, the incumbent has all the pressure for there to be no national crises that he gets blamed for.

Trump has all the advantage here. He can only WIN support.

Tonight's speech will be huge

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 18, 2024 03:15 PM (pZ0Mr)

244 234 LibsofTikTok has been getting nobodies fired from their jobs by showing their employers the deranged tweets wishing the shooter had hit
---
Yeah, I'm not crazy about that.

Although, I think the line of civility can clearly be drawn at wishing death upon another civilian.
Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 03:13 PM (krQz2)

========

I only point it out because it seems to be reflective of the overall cultural attitude towards the moment.

If Home Depot manager is willing to bend to social media pressure and fire a nobody for anti-Trump stuff, that's a shift in how people view things.

I really, really think that the left's reaction to the assassination attempt has opened the eyes to normies about how deranged, insane, and bloodthirsty Democrats are as a group.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 03:15 PM (GBKbO)

245 Oh, and don't post stupid shit like, "I wish the shooter had better aim" on social media. You are an adult. You should be smarter than that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 03:13 PM (GBKbO)
---
Remember libs wanted people fired for simply daring to like some old ways.

Not wishing death on people.

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 03:15 PM (krQz2)

246 It occurs to me that a sudden *biden death "by natural causes" would generate some degree of sympathy from Democrats.

If his death was at the hands of a grimy MAGA type, well that would certainly change the polling, wouldn't it?

I think the left would rather have better polling than sympathy.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 18, 2024 03:15 PM (Q4IgG)

247 183 >> LibsofTikTok has been getting nobodies fired from their jobs by showing their employers the deranged tweets wishing the shooter had hit
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To be fair almost all of them are taxpaid assholes, like teachers and professors and even a mayor, and not dipshits like the Home Depot granny cashier.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 03:15 PM (wse2C)

248 Oh, and don't post stupid shit like, "I wish the shooter had better aim" on social media. You are an adult. You should be smarter than that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 03:13 PM


The right to free speech is a near absolute right enshrined in the US constitution. That does not mean that you will not face consequences from exercising your right to free speech.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 18, 2024 03:16 PM (QNSds)

249 Project 2025

In public, the Woman must always walk behind the Man.
Posted by: Don Black at July 18, 2024 03:12 PM (/7KEl)

10 ft.

Also they must have their arms covered to their wrist, legs to their ankles, and their hair covered.

We're making progress here.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 18, 2024 03:16 PM (qZEuM)

250 Last fewcweeks lots of articles they can't replace Sundowner on ballots in lots of states they need

We will see

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2024 03:16 PM (fwDg9)

251 Project 2025 ends NASCAR's playoff format and restores the pre-2004 Winston Cup points system.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 18, 2024 03:16 PM (xPl2J)

252 Although, I think the line of civility can clearly be drawn at wishing death upon another civilian.

I don't care any more about the line of civility. They started this fight over a decade ago and now they're crying because we do it better and more viciously.

Fuck them and anything that looks remotely like them.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 18, 2024 03:16 PM (lXCUP)

253 248 The right to free speech is a near absolute right enshrined in the US constitution. That does not mean that you will not face consequences from exercising your right to free speech.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 18, 2024 03:16 PM (QNSds)

========

It's called Consequence Culture, I've been told.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 03:16 PM (GBKbO)

254 234 LibsofTikTok has been getting nobodies fired from their jobs by showing their employers the deranged tweets wishing the shooter had hit
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Yeah, I'm not crazy about that.

Although, I think the line of civility can clearly be drawn at wishing death upon another civilian.
Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 03:13 PM (krQz2)

No, it's exactly what needs to be done. The way to stop cancel culture is to enforce the rules the other side sets til they beg for a truce...these are the rules...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 18, 2024 03:16 PM (exHjb)

255 I wish Willie had better aim.

Dry cleaning costs have skyrocketed.

Posted by: Kumala at July 18, 2024 03:16 PM (ufFY8)

256 I think the left would rather have better polling than sympathy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 18, 2024 03:15 PM (Q4IgG)

Ree Tardy Oswald -> Ma'amhan Ma'amhan

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 03:17 PM (BAEGB)

257 This is really really bad. Im tired of criminals and vommies getting a pass with the newly acceptabe excuse of I made a mistake and I misspoke! This one is the worst.
https://tinyurl.com/yht6eex4

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 03:09 PM (o3Uyl)

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Disgusting. We can never hate these evil scum enough ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 03:17 PM (C/I56)

258 Biden's right in the age group that covid kills.

All it would take now is a pillow over his face by someone trusted, and Oh no! What a tragedy! Welp, we'll just need to get someone new(or Kamala) for our candidate.*walks away whistling a happy tune*
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That was the basis of my comment yesterday.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 18, 2024 03:17 PM (3Fz6p)

259 226 I want them booking outbound flights while trying to find immigration lawyers in the destination countries.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 03:11 PM (VavZF)

I imagine there are quite a few bureaucrats in several agencies who are seriously considering their options.

We might even lose a few celebrities if they ever keep their promises.

I’m all verklempt.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 18, 2024 03:17 PM (6ydKt)

260 MOAR FLOORING!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Lying on the floor, looking at the stars

Posted by: Miklos OH SHIT the roof needs work too at July 18, 2024 03:17 PM (XIkHl)

261 Oh, and don't post stupid shit like, "I wish the shooter had better aim" on social media. You are an adult. You should be smarter than that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 03:13 PM (GBKbO)


If someone said that to me in person, I'm not sure what could possibly make me end the beating I would be giving them.....

Posted by: Stoney Stonerton at July 18, 2024 03:18 PM (5AVMW)

262 The Georgia Election Board has been taking steps over the last few weeks to make it much more difficult to cheat, and easier to spot attempts to do so.
Posted by: junior

Lol
-Raffsberger

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 03:18 PM (evvc2)

263 What is really going to keep dragging Biden down is what's happening right no w- Dem Leaders calling on Biden to quit, while Biden refuses, leading to chaos up and down the party. (How do they go back to supporting him after saying he's unfit?)

But then we pivot to the BJ queen? And they think that will work?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2024 03:18 PM (wyMQY)

264 206 200 comments in and we're still greyboxed. That might be a record.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 18, 2024 03:10 PM (O7YUW)

Who's going to tell him

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 03:18 PM (Yz09k)

265 2025

In public, the Woman must always walk behind the Man.
Posted by: Don Black at July 18, 2024 03:12 PM (/7KEl)

10 ft.

Also they must have their arms covered to their wrist, legs to their ankles, and their hair covered.

We're making progress here.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 18, 2024 03:16 PM (qZEuM
Covers the bruises.

Posted by: Eromero at July 18, 2024 03:18 PM (o2ZRX)

266 I've been told for years now that there's a right to free speech not a right to consequence-free speech.

Posted by: Make Them Live By Their Own Rules at July 18, 2024 03:18 PM (K+3RJ)

267 >>> Trump is deeply divisive...

Looking at it another way -

Trumps oppo is deeply divisive and would literally impoverish, imprison, and kill people to keep him out of office.

And has.

40%+ of voters think this is a good thing.
If Trump never showed his face they would still be doing it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 18, 2024 03:18 PM (6TUIG)

268 All too plausible theory about why the renewed effort to throw Biden under the bus.

https://is.gd/9R8WPy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 18, 2024 03:18 PM (L/fGl)

269 Ace, look for "Dark Mode" settings on your computer; pretty much everyone who has to look at screens all day will benefit from turning on some flavor of "Dark Mode."

Posted by: MCFraught at July 18, 2024 03:19 PM (iPKmd)

270 This is really really bad. Im tired of criminals and vommies getting a pass with the newly acceptabe excuse of I made a mistake and I misspoke! This one is the worst.
https://tinyurl.com/yht6eex4


Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 03:09 PM (o3Uyl)
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But *nothing* was up--you conspiracy theorist pouncers!!!

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 03:19 PM (krQz2)

271 If Karmella got the buck everything would turn out okay.
Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 18, 2024 02:50 PM (WfFGh)

She only knows bucks from the under side.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2024 03:19 PM (gFNvY)

272 You will find a great deal of these people wishing violence had succeeded, have very little experience with violence themselves. They live fairly comfortable lives and have no idea what that would mean to them personally.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2024 03:19 PM (2hOms)

273 I'll admit Make Aiming Great Again is pretty funny. But I mean on a strictly comedic level.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 03:19 PM (Yz09k)

274 I really, really think that the left's reaction to the assassination attempt has opened the eyes to normies about how deranged, insane, and bloodthirsty Democrats are as a group.

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Coupled with Microsofts announcement to eliminate DEI.

There is definitely a shift in the air. Even if only temporary, its still a shift.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 18, 2024 03:19 PM (sX1BW)

275
Project 2025 will bring back payphones.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 18, 2024 03:06 PM (xPl2J)


Skinny ties, penny loafers and porkpie hats for men. Petticoats, torpedo-tits bras and beehive hair for women.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 18, 2024 03:19 PM (y9nCu)

276 This busty blonde still thinks public polling is not particularly useful, but would love to get hands on some of the Party internal polling:
http://tiny.cc/e808zz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 03:09 PM (HnUIn)


Oh, wow...

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 18, 2024 03:19 PM (hOOi9)

277 We're making progress here.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 18, 2024 03:16 PM (qZEuM
Covers the bruises.

Posted by: Eromero at July 18, 2024 03:18 PM (o2ZRX)


how did the woman get bruises?

Posted by: kallisto at July 18, 2024 03:20 PM (dCxaZ)

278 Trump's strategy of having himself shot is paying dividends.

Posted by: Faux DU at July 18, 2024 03:20 PM (XeU6L)

279 If this was someone else would I be making jokes about it? No.

Also yes.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 03:20 PM (Yz09k)

280 Covers the bruises.
Posted by: Eromero

They were told more than once.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 18, 2024 03:20 PM (qZEuM)

281 268 All too plausible theory about why the renewed effort to throw Biden under the bus.

https://is.gd/9R8WPy
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 18, 2024 03:18 PM (L/fGl)

Yeah, we've all been saying that

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 03:20 PM (IyPmt)

282 Ace -- attacking the Dems with gray abandon!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 03:20 PM (wse2C)

283 Trump's so dirty!

Look at all the MUD all over him!!

Posted by: Dems 8 year campaign at July 18, 2024 03:20 PM (krQz2)

284 I don't care any more about the line of civility. They started this fight over a decade ago and now they're crying because we do it better and more viciously.

Fuck them and anything that looks remotely like them.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 18, 2024 03:16 PM (lXCUP)

-----------------

As I am frequently wont to say in my best John Rambo yell:

"THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD, SIR!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 03:20 PM (C/I56)

285 The right to free speech is a near absolute right enshrined in the US constitution. That does not mean that you will not face consequences from exercising your right to free speech.
Posted by: Mister Scott


What too many people DON'T understand, the 1st Amendment ONLY applies to the government not censoring you.

Your boss or the owner of the company you work for can slap your ass down for running down the company or pretty much any other reason. Especially in a right to work state.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 18, 2024 03:20 PM (c9Bew)

286 Which is why I don't care about the little old lady getting fired by Home Depot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 03:13 PM (GBKbO)

=====

She didn't look like a little old lady to me. And I also don't care.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 03:20 PM (DRSnL)

287 "We're close the end"? Anonymous source leaks to NBC. If they mean end of democracy, they may be on to something. If they mean the end of Biden's candidacy, then the responsibility for that is on them. No more blaming Biden after that.

By the way, the media is already laying the ground for a Kamala Harris run, and it's not looking like there's going to be a "honeymoon."


Biden would have to resign the Presidency, allowing Harris to become the incumbent for this to work. A brokered convention would be a disaster.

If only some faithless democrats would support Biden the way the MAGAts support Trump. They should have circled round Biden in support after the debate, not to create a fucking firing squad.


The GOP has given Kamala the Hillary treatment, and there is not enough time to change that. WE will lose if Biden is not the nominee. Some Democrats may very well stay home. We had a primary and that should mean something.

the only reason some people went public is because the outcome was known.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 18, 2024 03:20 PM (JCZqz)

288
RNC had enough of Alex Stein's stupidity.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 03:21 PM (NrlFJ)

289
Ace should develop a color code to report his current health status for us.
Posted by: Oldcat


Perhaps, as his most loyal followers, we can suggest some colors

Pea soup green -- "I am projectile vomiting"

Puce -- "Garrett and I are ... unavailable right now"

Ecru -- "I am out freewheeling on my Vespa"

Plaid -- "I am celebrating an Ewokian holiday"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2024 03:21 PM (xG4kz)

290 Project 2025 will also require that, in order to vote, all adult citizens pass a trivia test on The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (Which would mean I'd be one of the few people voting)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 18, 2024 03:21 PM (J2vNu)

291 It's a hoot around here there are lots of Asian Indians in my neighborhood and walking the male is always a few steps in front of woman and a kid or two or just the two of them

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2024 03:21 PM (fwDg9)

292 ~WHEW~

What a week! I've been hiking all through the Adirondack mountains. Have I missed anything important!?

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YSA7VgB9WE

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at July 18, 2024 03:21 PM (EFZgU)

293 287 Biden would have to resign the Presidency, allowing Harris to become the incumbent for this to work. A brokered convention would be a disaster.

If only some faithless democrats would support Biden the way the MAGAts support Trump. They should have circled round Biden in support after the debate, not to create a fucking firing squad.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 18, 2024 03:20 PM (JCZqz)

=========

Biden resigning would be a fucking disaster for Democrats. Honestly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 03:21 PM (GBKbO)

294 "Gray Agenda". That was good.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at July 18, 2024 03:21 PM (Z8Yh2)

295 > All too plausible theory about why the renewed effort to throw Biden under the bus.
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That guy really knows how to dish out the obvious.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 18, 2024 03:22 PM (Q4IgG)

296 264 206 200 comments in and we're still greyboxed. That might be a record.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant

Who's going to tell him
Posted by: ...
=======
He knows thus...

"Gray Agenda on."

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 03:22 PM (wse2C)

297 Some Democrats may very well stay home. We had a primary and that should mean something.


Maybe you should have had a real primary and not a fixed one.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 03:22 PM (CIS44)

298 Also they must have their arms covered to their wrist, legs to their ankles, and their hair covered.

We're making progress here.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 18, 2024 03:16 PM (qZEuM)
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All female crew should wear their hair loosely...about their shoulders.

Posted by: Lt. Riley at July 18, 2024 03:22 PM (3Fz6p)

299 Ace -- attacking the Dems with gray abandon!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 03:20 PM (wse2C)

----------------

You need a Gray Pride Flag & Month to honor & great celebrate Ace.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 03:22 PM (C/I56)

300 It's amazing that Alex Stein has gone this long without somebody beating the shit out of him.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 18, 2024 03:22 PM (xPl2J)

301 If only some faithless democrats would support Biden the way the MAGAts support Trump.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 18, 2024 03:20 PM (JCZqz)
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Now they want their own "cult"?!

Posted by: Dems 8 year campaign at July 18, 2024 03:22 PM (krQz2)

302
They should have circled round Biden in support after the debate


Like a herd of Musk Oxen surrounding a mewling and pants-shitting calf?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2024 03:23 PM (xG4kz)

303 Lolol

I know that Sen. Schumer is the senate majority leader, but when Moscow Mitch was the senate majority leader - he seemed to outthink Schumer every day of the week. And now Sen. Schumer is the senate majority leader and I’m not impressed.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 18, 2024 03:23 PM (JCZqz)

304 Agree with above, Ace, about your eyes.

Dark mode is great for the eyes, also many newish monitors have an Eye Strain mode that will add a yellowish tinge to block the harsher blue light.
Similar to Night Mode on phone screens.

Also if you an OLED monitor/tv Dark Mode will help prevent burn-in of pixels.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 18, 2024 03:23 PM (6ydKt)

305 Biden resigning would be a fucking disaster for Democrats. Honestly.

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So is not resigning.

Things are not looking good for them.

We are going to need a bigger popcorn maker.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 18, 2024 03:23 PM (sX1BW)

306 Some Democrats may very well stay home. We had a primary and that should mean something.


Maybe you should have had a real primary and not a fixed one.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 03:22 PM (CIS44)
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They're going to have a Zoom call.

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 03:23 PM (krQz2)

307 I know that Sen. Schumer is the senate majority leader, but when Moscow Mitch was the senate majority leader - he seemed to outthink Schumer every day of the week. And now Sen. Schumer is the senate majority leader and I’m not impressed.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmission

They must have missed his grilling tutorial

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 03:23 PM (CIS44)

308 Ace, look for "Dark Mode" settings on your computer; pretty much everyone who has to look at screens all day will benefit from turning on some flavor of "Dark Mode."
Posted by: MCFraught at July 18, 2024 03:19 PM (iPKmd)

Dark Mode is the devil. I have astigmatism. I dont need a dozen overlapping lines showing

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 03:24 PM (eoQWY)

309 >>> 272 You will find a great deal of these people wishing violence had succeeded, have very little experience with violence themselves. They live fairly comfortable lives and have no idea what that would mean to them personally.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2024 03:19 PM (2hOms)

*I* have very little experience with violence, but I *know* this, and (apparently unlike the doofuses) that I would really prefer *not* to gain more such experience.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 03:24 PM (VavZF)

310 Being rumored that some Democrats want Biden to resign before election due to health reason, so Kamala can ascend.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2024 03:24 PM (2hOms)

311 I live in NC, and I must have gotten 5 calls from pollsters lately. In the past I liked to f**k with them; tell them whatever I felt like at the moment. But I'm sick of that. Now I just say "No, thank you." And hang up.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 18, 2024 03:24 PM (1bNHn)

312 303 Lolol

I know that Sen. Schumer is the senate majority leader, but when Moscow Mitch was the senate majority leader - he seemed to outthink Schumer every day of the week. And now Sen. Schumer is the senate majority leader and I’m not impressed.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 18, 2024 03:23 PM (JCZqz)

=======

Schumer was always a low-rent Harry Reid. Reid was actually good at the whole thing. Schumer's been passable.

Mitch is a better leader in terms of using parliamentary procedure to get what he wants, but he has trouble wrangling his caucus.

Anyway...they both suck and I can't wait until they're both gone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 03:24 PM (GBKbO)

313 Be an executive at a large corporation and publicly state that men can't get pregnant, and see what happens to you.

I always thought that was a big hidden source of votes for Trump in 2016.

I've never had the pleasure, but my acquittances in large organizations having to endure annual or biannual thought reform sessions, where it is explained how terrible they are for being straight white males, really, really hated those sessions.

And God help you if you pushed back or complained.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 18, 2024 03:24 PM (uxCna)

314 Wasn't the primary/ convention deal already a clusterfuck months ago because the stupid lazy ass junta didn't do the right paperwork?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 03:24 PM (BAEGB)

315
Alex Stein is a giant Howdy Doody. It's hard to get really mad at his babyface, and he's too big to manhandle and push him away.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 03:24 PM (NrlFJ)

316 584 WaPo, 5 minutes ago,
Obama tells allies Biden’s path to winning reelection has greatly diminished
The former president, hugely influential in the party, has told associates that Biden’s path to victory has significantly shrunk.

He's done.

(Posted wrong thread, mea culpa.)

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 18, 2024 03:25 PM (NFX2v)

317 "Moscow Mitch"? Be better.

Posted by: it's McChina, DUmmies at July 18, 2024 03:25 PM (gKWVE)

318 Lol
-Raffsberger
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

General Burckhart is not pleased with your performance, Major Raffensberger

Posted by: Miklos thinking of Robert Clary at July 18, 2024 03:25 PM (XIkHl)

319 Project 2025 will bring back payphones.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 18, 2024
*
Skinny ties, penny loafers and porkpie hats for men. Petticoats, torpedo-tits bras and beehive hair for women.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 18, 2024

***
Mad Men
2025!!!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 18, 2024 03:25 PM (J2vNu)

320 I, too, am digging the increase in grey matter; however, I worry that the Gray Agenda will eventually turn it all black.

And then I'll be busted for sure because the black won't camouflage as well amongst my many windows used for work.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at July 18, 2024 03:25 PM (JCLJi)

321
Victory for the campaign to
Make Ace Gray Again

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 18, 2024 03:25 PM (EGSGm)

322 "DU is starting to melt down"

If you've lost Ducks Unlimited, you've lost the election.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 18, 2024 03:25 PM (MZ+PY)

323 If only some faithless democrats would support Biden the way the MAGAts support Trump.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 18, 2024 03:20 PM (JCZqz)
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Now they want their own "cult"?!
Posted by: Dems 8 year campaign at July 18, 2024 03:22 PM (krQz2)

They are always cultishly following their current "Dear Leader"

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 03:25 PM (eoQWY)

324 311 I live in NC, and I must have gotten 5 calls from pollsters lately. In the past I liked to f**k with them; tell them whatever I felt like at the moment. But I'm sick of that. Now I just say "No, thank you." And hang up.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 18, 2024 03:24 PM (1bNHn)

========

"I'm a lifelong Republican who voted for Trump twice, but I just can't do it anymore. He faked his own assassination attempt!"
-truly, this is what you should be doing

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

325 Being rumored that some Democrats want Biden to resign before election due to health reason, so Kamala can ascend.

---------------

This would be great for Kamala. Jill can be bought. Hillary - I'm not sure. This may just be a bridge too far for her.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 18, 2024 03:26 PM (sX1BW)

326
Resign from office?
Why would biden need to resign?
Are these people fucking stupid?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 03:26 PM (NrlFJ)

327 >>*I* have very little experience with violence, but I *know* this, and (apparently unlike the doofuses) that I would really prefer *not* to gain more such experience.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 03:24 PM (VavZF)

Yes, but you do t live in a social media alternate reality which promotes inconsequential fantasy.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2024 03:26 PM (2hOms)

328 Comment on DU:

"Imagine if over these last weeks EVERYONE out there said: "Look at how great Joe is doing in his rallies with enthusiastic crowds. Look at the press conference which was yet another MASTERCLASS on foreign policy. Look at how he handled the Trump rally incident. Look at how he handled the NATO summit. Look at how he schooled Lester Holt. What more do you need to see?""

Don't bogart whatever you're taking.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2024 03:26 PM (EUcbP)

329 280 Covers the bruises.
Posted by: Eromero

They were told more than once.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 18, 2024 03:20 PM (qZEuM)


AoS HQ:
Come for the smart military and political discussion, stay for the wife battery jokes!

Posted by: kallisto who remains awestruck as usual at the hilarity herein at July 18, 2024 03:26 PM (dCxaZ)

330 Project 2025 will mandate that all McDonald's ice cream machines be in good working order."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 18, 2024 03:27 PM (PiwSw)

331 315-Baby Huey perhaps?

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at July 18, 2024 03:27 PM (Z8Yh2)

332 hope FJB vindictively burns the Dems for forcing him out

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 18, 2024 03:27 PM (EGSGm)

333
They think they're living in an episode of West Wing, and they can "direct" and "write" their way out of their jam in each "episode" of biden/harris 2024.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 03:27 PM (NrlFJ)

334 Biden resigning would be a fucking disaster for Democrats. Honestly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 03:21 PM (GBKbO)

If he stepped down due to Parkinsons on doctor advice?

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 03:27 PM (Yz09k)

335 Come for the smart military and political discussion, stay for the wife battery jokes!
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To the moon, Alice!!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 03:27 PM (wse2C)

336 314 Wasn't the primary/ convention deal already a clusterfuck months ago because the stupid lazy ass junta didn't do the right paperwork?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 03:24 PM (BAEGB)

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They scheduled the convention too late to get on the AL and OH ballots. AL immediately fixed it. OH held out for a few weeks, and the left tried to turn it into, "Republicans are trying to keep Biden off the ballot!"

OH did pass the exemption (they also passed a ban on foreign investment in OH elections). So, the DNC can wait until the convention.

But, just a couple of days ago, Jamie Harrison (head of the DNC) was screaming at Nate Silver that they have to nominate Biden on 8/7, 2 weeks before the convention. The DNC is in Biden's pocket.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 03:27 PM (GBKbO)

337 "Dark Mode."
Posted by: MCFraught at July 18, 2024 03:19 PM (iPKmd)

I keep my AutoCAD on dark mode. Much easier on the eyes. My iPad is on dark mode as well, but not my desktop. Too lazy to bother, when you get right down to it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 18, 2024 03:27 PM (xPJvm)

338
Y'know, Lee Atwater would have been chomping at the bit to shove this Donk attempted assassination down the commie cocksuckers' throats.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 18, 2024 03:27 PM (y9nCu)

339 Project 2025 will mandate that all McDonald's ice cream machines be in good working order."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, t

Well that would just show that it's fantasy land crap

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 03:27 PM (CIS44)

340
They're going to have a Zoom call.
Posted by: Axeman


"PEOPLE ARE STILL USING GENDERED LANGUAGE -- PLEASE RESPECT THE MOST SENSITIVE AMONG US!!"

** a storm of emoji "up twinkles" breaks out **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2024 03:27 PM (xG4kz)

341 332 hope FJB vindictively burns the Dems for forcing him out
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 18, 2024 03:27 PM (EGSGm)

I imagine if he goes he gets a big pay off and pardons for Hunter

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 03:28 PM (IyPmt)

342 >>> 305 Biden resigning would be a fucking disaster for Democrats. Honestly.

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So is not resigning.

Things are not looking good for them.

We are going to need a bigger popcorn maker.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 18, 2024 03:23 PM (sX1BW)

Ima take care of it, you guys. We told them Iran was messing around, so they'll totes believe it was the Iranians when we set off the tactical nuke on OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Kim Cheeto, lesbian space witch at July 18, 2024 03:28 PM (VavZF)

343 Perhaps, as his most loyal followers, we can suggest some colors

Pea soup green -- "I am projectile vomiting"

Puce -- "Garrett and I are ... unavailable right now"

Ecru -- "I am out freewheeling on my Vespa"

Plaid -- "I am celebrating an Ewokian holiday"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2024 03:21 PM (xG4kz)
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Reminds me of the BBT episode where Sheldon is coming down with a cold and is panicking because his mucus is "Milky green."

Leonard: (on the phone to Howard) Condition Milky Green! Repeat, Condition Milky Green!

Howard: Dear God, not Milky Green!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 18, 2024 03:28 PM (3Fz6p)

344 WaPo, 5 minutes ago,
Obama tells allies Biden’s path to winning reelection has greatly diminished
The former president, hugely influential in the party, has told associates that Biden’s path to victory has significantly shrunk.

Don't trust WaPo, but what will be interesting to watch is any upcoming large fundraisers and how successful (or not) they are. It sounds like the big money donors are shying away from Biden.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 18, 2024 03:28 PM (N39Ws)

345 Unexpectedly...

@AP
·
32m
BREAKING: The largest housing provider for unaccompanied migrant children engaged in sexual abuse and harassment of children in its care, the Justice Department says.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 18, 2024 03:28 PM (IG4Id)

346 What are the odds Jen Rubin could be as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside? It's incredible.

Posted by: Wally at July 18, 2024 03:28 PM (9Uj9K)

347
For them, it's like "last week on biden/harris 2024...their political opponent was shot, but not fatally! What does this mean for our heroes? Find out in this week's episode!"

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 03:29 PM (NrlFJ)

348 All too plausible theory about why the renewed effort to throw Biden under the bus.

https://is.gd/9R8WPy
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 18, 2024 03:18 PM (L/fGl)


I don't find that plausible at all. Like the last several Presidential elections, they'll just fudge the poll numbers.

So the focus on poll numbers doesn't work for me. That being said, they could be getting to the right answer the wrong way. The bottom line is that nobody would really believe that Biden was popular enough to beat Trump.

Really, though, anybody who though it through would have realized that Biden getting WAY more votes than Obama ever got was proof positive of the steal, by itself. So this applied LAST time, but still nothing happened.

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 18, 2024 03:29 PM (hOOi9)

349 IDK. I’m wondering how well “Kamala can continue the legacy” works with voters.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2024 03:29 PM (2hOms)

350 Could be wrong but I actually think the assassination attempt and Trump’s (let’s call it what it was) demonstrated balls of steel will and has changed minds. A lot didn’t like him because they perceived him a brash braggart and bully…. Getting shot in the head (grazed, whatever) and his response makes him sympathetic and heroic even. Some normies will see him differently now

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 18, 2024 03:29 PM (IPVPZ)

351 345 Unexpectedly...

@AP
·
32m
BREAKING: The largest housing provider for unaccompanied migrant children engaged in sexual abuse and harassment of children in its care, the Justice Department says.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 18, 2024 03:28 PM (IG4Id)

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Field office doing real work, or the DC office ordering something anti-illegal immigration as cover for Biden?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 03:29 PM (GBKbO)

352 Donors supposedly don’t want Kamala. A significant number of the base supposedly don’t want Kamala. If they try to bypass Kamala hoo-boy. Could be a lot of fun.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 18, 2024 03:29 PM (Y8lzz)

353 >*I* have very little experience with violence

Working to change that, fat!

Posted by: Joe Biden & His Borderless Wonderland at July 18, 2024 03:30 PM (K+3RJ)

354 You’re not polling well, Mr President. Time to get out.

Democracy is on the ballot!!

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2024 03:30 PM (2hOms)

355 328 Comment on DU:

"Imagine if over these last weeks EVERYONE out there said: "Look at how great Joe is doing in his rallies with enthusiastic crowds..."

Don't bogart whatever you're taking.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Sadly, I can't tell if you actually pulled that quote, or tried to make up something hyperbolic.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 18, 2024 03:30 PM (JCZqz)

356 BREAKING: The largest housing provider for unaccompanied migrant children engaged in sexual abuse and harassment of children in its care, the Justice Department says.
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The Lincoln Project???

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 03:30 PM (wse2C)

357 Project 2025 will reintroduce small vent windows on cars and light trucks

Posted by: Don Black at July 18, 2024 03:30 PM (/7KEl)

358 BREAKING: The largest housing provider for unaccompanied migrant children engaged in sexual abuse and harassment of children in its care, the Justice Department says.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 18, 2024 03:28 PM (IG4Id)


Wow. Someone with an interest in children and in nobody knowing about those children turns out to be a creep.

Posted by: who woulda thought at July 18, 2024 03:30 PM (gKWVE)

359 hope FJB vindictively burns the Dems for forcing him out

Time to release Obama's FBI files.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 18, 2024 03:30 PM (uxCna)

360
Project 2025 will mandate that all McDonald's ice cream machines be in good working order."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 18, 2024 03:27 PM (PiwSw)


While you're at it Santa, I'd also like a pony and a little plastic rocket....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 18, 2024 03:31 PM (y9nCu)

361
"I'm a lifelong Republican who voted for Trump twice, but I just can't do it anymore. He faked his own assassination attempt!"
-truly, this is what you should be doing
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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And then the polls show that the Biden victory was entirely plausible.

No thank you.

I'm not sure why people love to fuck with pollsters and marketing surveys. Marketing surveys at least get you more of what you want.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 18, 2024 03:31 PM (T3es0)

362 Perhaps, as his most loyal followers, we can suggest some colors

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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I very hestitantly remind you of the Explosive Diarrhea event.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2024 03:31 PM (XeU6L)

363 BREAKING: The largest housing provider for unaccompanied migrant children engaged in sexual abuse and harassment of children in its care, the Justice Department says.

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The housing provider did it?

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 18, 2024 03:31 PM (sX1BW)

364 346 What are the odds Jen Rubin could be as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside? It's incredible.
Posted by: Wally at July 18, 2024 03:28 PM (9Uj9K)

I could believe it.

Posted by: Vagina Dentata at July 18, 2024 03:31 PM (K+3RJ)

365 the real poll number that is giving the Dems heartburn is Biden's approval numbers. They are around 36%. That is the key number is probably 10% points below what Biden needs to win.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 18, 2024 03:31 PM (2fIO4)

366 >>> 329 280 Covers the bruises.
Posted by: Eromero

They were told more than once.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 18, 2024 03:20 PM (qZEuM)

AoS HQ:
Come for the smart military and political discussion, stay for the wife battery jokes!
Posted by: kallisto who remains awestruck as usual at the hilarity herein at July 18, 2024 03:26 PM (dCxaZ)

Heh. What percentage of 'Ettes have gubs (plural) vs all female residents of the US? And I bet we make better sammiches too.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 03:31 PM (VavZF)

367 361 And then the polls show that the Biden victory was entirely plausible.

No thank you.

I'm not sure why people love to fuck with pollsters and marketing surveys. Marketing surveys at least get you more of what you want.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 18, 2024 03:31 PM (T3es0)

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Political parties don't believe public polling. If they did, they wouldn't do their own.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 03:31 PM (GBKbO)

368 GRAY AGENDA!

Posted by: m at July 18, 2024 03:32 PM (64Zez)

369
See? The Problem, according to DU, is Democrats and Fake News aren't on the same page, saying biden is great.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 03:32 PM (NrlFJ)

370 Kamala spent nigh on 4 years with Joe and "supposedly" met every week with him... She knew Joe was in dementia and therefore a danger to the Country...She should have to answer for that

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 03:32 PM (IyPmt)

371 So, I read that some states (forget which ones) don't have a mechanism to remove *biden from the ballot. Seems that would be a problem for the Democrats if it's true.

If that's the case then I'd think we'd be seeing an effort to get that changed before the Democrats dump him.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 18, 2024 03:32 PM (Q4IgG)

372 Kamala spent nigh on 4 years with Joe and "supposedly" met every week with him... She knew Joe was in dementia and therefore a danger to the Country...She should have to answer for that
Posted by: It's me donna at

Are we surrrrrre she would notice? She's stoned af all the time and dumb as fucking rocks to boot.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 03:33 PM (CIS44)

373 Democrats have curb-stomped the American people and weaponized the government against them. That’s demonstrably true to any sentient person. Biden was just their figurehead and that’s evident to everyone now. Is that what they will be running on with a dash of abortion!!!?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2024 03:33 PM (2hOms)

374 BREAKING: The largest housing provider for unaccompanied migrant children engaged in sexual abuse and harassment of children in its care, the Justice Department says.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 18, 2024 03:28 PM (IG4Id)

That's two times now a Justice Department has published something that aligns with doing its job.

That probably is a more relevant poll than anything he media is doing, some DOJ people are detecting the winds of change blowing.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 03:33 PM (eoQWY)

375 Getting shot in the head (grazed, whatever) and his response makes him sympathetic and heroic even. Some normies will see him differently now
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 18, 2024 03:29 PM (IPVPZ)

There are no heroes or good stories to be had in film and literature. People are desperate for a good story with a hero. If people start to see Trump as The Good Guy, and not just a politician, they might very well just let themselves get carried away by it. Hey, it's kind of fun, really. I know i did it to some degree for the past decade. This just ramps it up to 11.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 03:33 PM (BAEGB)

376 I know it wouldn't work because of censorship etc. but I'd love for Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison to troll the site pulling for RFK Jr. if they stab Honest Joe and the Best Economy EVAH!! in the back.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 03:33 PM (wse2C)

377 Come for the smart military and political discussion, stay for the wife battery jokes!

I already told her twice!

Posted by: Just the punchline at July 18, 2024 03:33 PM (JCZqz)

378 Grey Boxes are a Deep State Op.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 03:33 PM (XV/Pl)

379 Donors supposedly don’t want Kamala. A significant number of the base supposedly don’t want Kamala. If they try to bypass Kamala hoo-boy. Could be a lot of fun.

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Look its Biden or Kamala. There is no 3rd choice. If I was the Dems, I'd go with Kamala. Tell her she is a ceremonial holder only like the queen of england and just give her a bunch of venn diagrams every day.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 18, 2024 03:34 PM (sX1BW)

380 333 They think they're living in an episode of West Wing, and they can "direct" and "write" their way out of their jam in each "episode" of biden/harris 2024.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 03:27 PM (NrlFJ)

You’re not wrong.
They’ve been thinking that since Bill&Hill decided to have that “Designing Women” show producer produce them to the presidency.

Obama just made it ten times worse.
He was entirely a media creation and his entire presidency was one imagined narrative after another.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 18, 2024 03:34 PM (6ydKt)

381 The Georgia Election Board has been taking steps over the last few weeks to make it much more difficult to cheat, and easier to spot attempts to do so.
Posted by: junior at July 18, 2024 03:12 PM (in1Ir)

Bless your heart,
Hawaiian Judges

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 18, 2024 03:34 PM (JRP2U)

382 Look its Biden or Kamala. There is no 3rd choice. If I was the Dems, I'd go with Kamala. Tell her she is a ceremonial holder only like the queen of england and just give her a bunch of venn diagrams every day.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 18, 2024 03:34 PM (sX1BW)

Don't forget the yellow school bus

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 03:34 PM (IyPmt)

383 GAW!!!

Posted by: Joe "Blow" Biden at July 18, 2024 03:34 PM (3Fz6p)

384 the real poll number that is giving the Dems heartburn is Biden's approval numbers. They are around 36%. That is the key number is probably 10% points below what Biden needs to win.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 18, 2024 03:31 PM (2fIO4)

Imagine the results if the Media wasn't lying about everything in his favor.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 03:34 PM (eoQWY)

385 I imagine if he goes he gets a big pay off and pardons for Hunter
Posted by: It's me donna
___________

Not that they haven't done far worse, but the optics on doing that while letting the Trump prosecutions go forward would be terrible, and he and his successor have no pardon power over state court Trump prosecutions.

But if he could pardon Hunter and Trump at the same time, then it would be doable.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 18, 2024 03:35 PM (Dm8we)

386 >>> 350 Could be wrong but I actually think the assassination attempt and Trump’s (let’s call it what it was) demonstrated balls of steel will and has changed minds. A lot didn’t like him because they perceived him a brash braggart and bully…. Getting shot in the head (grazed, whatever) and his response makes him sympathetic and heroic even. Some normies will see him differently now
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 18, 2024 03:29 PM (IPVPZ)

This will all change when Brandon heroically survives OMG THE DEADLIEST DISEASE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER and those little kids in Uganda make a new reenactment video.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 03:35 PM (VavZF)

387 1 I agray with Ace!
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 02:46 PM (wse2C)

hahahahaha canuck

Posted by: m at July 18, 2024 03:35 PM (64Zez)

388 Obama has made a public statement on Biden, according to Styx on YT.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 18, 2024 03:35 PM (etuaZ)

389
DU is mostly pissed at the Fake News, but won't admit it...yet.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 03:35 PM (NrlFJ)

390 Look its Biden or Kamala. There is no 3rd choice. If I was the Dems, I'd go with Kamala. Tell her she is a ceremonial holder only like the queen of england and just give her a bunch of venn diagrams every day.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 18, 2024 03:34 PM (sX1BW)

Don't forget the yellow school bus
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 03:34 PM (IyPmt)

Problem is Kamala has enough brain power to fire people. Always a danger for those trying to rule from behind the throne.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 03:35 PM (eoQWY)

391 I'd love for Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison to troll the site pulling for RFK Jr...
Posted by: andycanuck

I don't want to get banned over there again lol. But, if (when?) Trump wins this November...it might be worth it.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 18, 2024 03:36 PM (JCZqz)

392 gray or grey

Posted by: m at July 18, 2024 03:36 PM (64Zez)

393 >> Biden resigning would be a fucking disaster for Democrats.

He may not resign, but if he loses the ability to speak or recognize people? What then?

Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 03:36 PM (rjJqk)

394 During an interview in December 2020, President-elect Joe Biden made a remark that sparked curiosity. He stated, “Like I told Barack, if I reach something where there’s a fundamental disagreement we have based on a moral principle, I’ll develop some disease and say I have to resign.”

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 03:36 PM (lUEfs)

395 Don't forget the yellow school bus
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 03:34 PM (IyPmt)
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Who doesn't love those??

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 18, 2024 03:36 PM (3Fz6p)

396 393 >> Biden resigning would be a fucking disaster for Democrats.

He may not resign, but if he loses the ability to speak or recognize people? What then?
Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 03:36 PM (rjJqk)

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Pretty sure he's already there!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

397 Project 2025 will require all children's car seats to be made of chromed pot metal with hooks that hang over the back of the seat and a plastic steering wheel with a horn.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 03:36 PM (+myjY)

398 Perhaps the best deal the Biden family is going to get is from Trump. Stay in, lose, transfer power gracefully, and I'll pardon you and Hunter. Anything else and you are going down.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 18, 2024 03:36 PM (sX1BW)

399 Posted by: Duncanthrax

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Sadly, I can't tell if you actually pulled that quote, or tried to make up something hyperbolic.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 18, 2024 03:30 PM


100% pulled. The second bullet point from a list. The detachment from realiity is strong over there.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2024 03:37 PM (EUcbP)

400 >>> 393
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He may not resign, but if he loses the ability to speak or recognize people? What then?
Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 03:36 PM (rjJqk)

"if"?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 03:37 PM (VavZF)

401 Lets face the fact that the only person egotistical and narcissistic enough to try to pick up the Democratic Presidential campaign this close to Election Day is Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: SMOD at July 18, 2024 03:38 PM (RHGPo)

402
They think they're living in an episode of West Wing, and they can "direct" and "write" their way out of their jam in each "episode" of biden/harris 2024.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 03:27 PM (NrlFJ)



Yeah. Can't tell you how many times I've heard lefties wax euphoric about Aaron Sorkin and his writing. Despite the fact that he doesn't know shit about the real world.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 18, 2024 03:38 PM (y9nCu)

403
How are you going to sell "bidenomics" without biden?

How can they tell us biden is senile, but keep insisting "bidenomics" is a success?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 03:38 PM (NrlFJ)

404 We'll know it's over if the Hur audio tapes suddenly become public.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2024 03:38 PM (a1415)

405 >>> 401 Lets face the fact that the only person egotistical and narcissistic enough to try to pick up the Democratic Presidential campaign this close to Election Day is Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: SMOD at July 18, 2024 03:38 PM (RHGPo)

How many times do I have to tell you people I'm ready?!

Posted by: Hillary! at July 18, 2024 03:38 PM (VavZF)

406 https://youtu.be/slB8WN0UXAY

Styxhexenhammer666

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 18, 2024 03:38 PM (etuaZ)

407 Oh, that illegal children housing non-profit, Southwest Key? Its parent company owns a number of for-profit companies. Including a construction company.

Weird. Why would a construction company be associated with illegal children housing????

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 18, 2024 03:39 PM (IG4Id)

408 @392

>>gray or grey

Both are correct.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 03:39 PM (XV/Pl)

409 Project 2025 will make the wearing of pajamas in public places a federal crime.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 03:39 PM (+myjY)

410 408 @392

>>gray or grey

Both are correct.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 03:39 PM (XV/Pl)

=======

Not if you're American. Gray.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 03:39 PM (GBKbO)

411 Lets face the fact that the only person egotistical and narcissistic enough to try to pick up the Democratic Presidential campaign this close to Election Day is Hillary Clinton.

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Kind of embarassing though to go 0-2 against Trump when Joe went 1-0*.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 18, 2024 03:39 PM (sX1BW)

412 Skinny ties, penny loafers and porkpie hats for men. Petticoats, torpedo-tits bras and beehive hair for women.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 18,


I can do without the torpedo hits bra but the rest sounds good. Just make sure those shoes are shining!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 18, 2024 03:39 PM (4XwPj)

413 >>> 409 Project 2025 will make the wearing of pajamas in public places a federal crime.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 03:39 PM (+myjY)

NOOOOO!!!

Posted by: Walmart shoppers at July 18, 2024 03:39 PM (VavZF)

414 Project 2025 will ban the DH in MLB.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 03:40 PM (YqDXo)

415 Elon Musk has created a new #MAGA hashtag of Trump fist pumping after being shot

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 18, 2024 03:40 PM (9aVck)

416 Project 2025 will ban the DH in MLB.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevar

Ban all advanced analytics and you got me onboard

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 03:40 PM (CIS44)

417
Both are correct.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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I take exception to that.

Posted by: Earl Grey at July 18, 2024 03:40 PM (XeU6L)

418 How are you going to sell "bidenomics" without biden?

Posted by: Soothsayer

Billie Mays here, and that's a stupid fucking question! How do you sell a shit sandwich...without the shit? It's easy with: the sandwich slinger!

Posted by: Billie Mays at July 18, 2024 03:40 PM (JCZqz)

419 >>> 415 Elon Musk has created a new #MAGA hashtag of Trump fist pumping after being shot
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 18, 2024 03:40 PM (9aVck)

REEEEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: Axios at July 18, 2024 03:40 PM (VavZF)

420 Lets face the fact that the only person egotistical and narcissistic enough to try to pick up the Democratic Presidential campaign this close to Election Day is Hillary Clinton.
______________

As was foreseen ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 03:40 PM (YqDXo)

421 Obama has made a public statement on Biden, according to Styx on YT.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 18, 2024


***
I read that as "pubic statement," and somehow was not at all surprised.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 18, 2024 03:41 PM (J2vNu)

422 403 How are you going to sell "bidenomics" without biden?

How can they tell us biden is senile, but keep insisting "bidenomics" is a success?


sixteen nobel laureats, fat!

Posted by: brandon at July 18, 2024 03:41 PM (oY6Yp)

423 Project 2025 ends NASCAR's playoff format and restores the pre-2004 Winston Cup points system.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 18, 2024 03:16 PM (xPl2J)

Not good enough. Make them race actual stock cars, bought off random dealer lots a week before the race.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2024 03:41 PM (jd3Vt)

424
"Joe never did give nothing to 'The Black Man'
That he didn't, didn't already have ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 03:41 PM (3ZWWS)

425 420 Lets face the fact that the only person egotistical and narcissistic enough to try to pick up the Democratic Presidential campaign this close to Election Day is Hillary Clinton.

OMG.. Not the Mumu queen ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 03:41 PM (IyPmt)

426
Here's what's going to happen:

biden will drop out because of fake "medical reasons," and NOT because of his lack of mental faculties. They'll make that Lie crystal clear.

They CANNOT say biden is not mentally fit to run -- they must say he's physically ill. Whichm of course, will be an obvious Lie/Cover Up because of the last 3 weeks of admitting biden was demented.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 03:41 PM (NrlFJ)

427 @410

>>Not if you're American. Gray.

True, but I have tubes of watercolor paint that have both spellings, it depends on the vendor.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 03:41 PM (XV/Pl)

428 Earl Grey is British tea, and best served hot.

Erin Gray is American cheesecake, and also hot.

Posted by: spindrift at July 18, 2024 03:42 PM (OguvZ)

429
As one of Styx's commenters says, Obama needs to have the talk with Jill, not Joe.

by the way, I wonder if Obama has a Scary mode. Like he narrows his eyes and growls, or maybe waves his arms around and yells.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 18, 2024 03:42 PM (T3es0)

430 Project 2025 will ban the DH in MLB.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevar

Ban all advanced analytics and you got me onboard

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 03:40 PM (CIS44)
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Done.

Also ban all of Rob Manfred's idiotic rule changes. All. Of. Them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 03:42 PM (YqDXo)

431 How are you going to sell "bidenomics" without biden?

Posted by: Soothsaye


***
The same way you sell Marxism without Marx: at the point of a gun!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 18, 2024 03:42 PM (J2vNu)

432 Project 2025 will restore the Big Ten to the original 10 teams.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2024 03:42 PM (v6JzV)

433 Project 2025 ends NASCAR's playoff format and restores the pre-2004 Winston Cup points system.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 18, 2024 03:16 PM (xPl2J)

Not good enough. Make them race actual stock cars, bought off random dealer lots a week before the race.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2024 03:41 PM (jd3Vt)

Teams make a car, but one of the other teams will drive it.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 03:42 PM (eoQWY)

434 The hottest documents around right now are Joe’s medical records.

Obama, or a cutout, probably already has them.

But the Bidens aren’t stupid.
Their crooked doctors will never write down a diagnosis or treatment plan,

However, if somebody m somewhere, could get Joe’s prescription list…
Now that would be something.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 18, 2024 03:42 PM (6ydKt)

435 Tanned, rested and ready

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 18, 2024 03:42 PM (EFZgU)

436 Not good enough. Make them race actual stock cars, bought off random dealer lots a week before the race.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2024 03:41 PM (jd3Vt)


Also, drivers wear only t-shirts and jeans and a trucker's cap. None of this flameproof Nomex shit!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 03:42 PM (+myjY)

437 The "Pro-democracy" DU: More people just need to VOTE our way!

Tell me you don't understand representative democracy without telling me you don't understand representative democracy.

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 03:43 PM (krQz2)

438 @406 Styx is speculating that joe has had a stroke.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 18, 2024 03:43 PM (etuaZ)

439
Camelface is gonna run on the "success" of biden/harris, so they can't say biden is a vegetable.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 03:43 PM (NrlFJ)

440 Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 18, 2024 03:02 PM (MZ+PY)

People who think Trump is the Anti Christ are either leftists who use that as a scary buzzword without believing in Christ at all or I question their familiarity with Scripture. The Anti Christ blasphemes God, attacks Christ. Claims to be God
Has Trump done any of that?!! And yes, I know that there are many anti Christs and only one Anti Christ. I don’t think Trump is either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2024 03:43 PM (KFYce)

441 by the way, I wonder if Obama has a Scary mode. Like he narrows his eyes and growls, or maybe waves his arms around and yells.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 18, 2024 03:42 PM (T3es0)

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I'm trying to picture this, but it's not the least bit scary.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 03:43 PM (DRSnL)

442 Project 2025 will remove all of the Disney dreck from the official Star Wars canon.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 03:44 PM (+myjY)

443 We need to scare Biden...threaten something he loves, so he feels compelled to stay in the race and fight! Let's see....how about:

Project 2025 will make all chocolate chip ice cream illegal!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 18, 2024 03:44 PM (JCZqz)

444 However, if somebody m somewhere, could get Joe’s prescription list…
Now that would be something.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 18, 2024 03:42 PM (6ydKt)

It would look like a CVS receipt.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 18, 2024 03:44 PM (XPM1I)

445 The Anti Christ blasphemes God, attacks Christ. Claims to be God


Sounds like Joe

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 03:44 PM (IyPmt)

446 Project 2025 will require all outside mask-wearers to also wear a propeller beanie and nose glasses....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 18, 2024 03:44 PM (PiwSw)

447 Project 2025 will make fireworks legal for persons 16 years or older, but no rocket or missile may exceed 12' in length nor achieve an altitude greater than one mile

Posted by: Don Black at July 18, 2024 03:44 PM (/7KEl)

448 @406 Styx is speculating that joe has had a stroke.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know


Joe AND Xi in the same week? That would be awesome.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2024 03:44 PM (v6JzV)

449 Teams make a car, but one of the other teams will drive it.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 03:42 PM (eoQWY)

Prisoner's Dilemma?

"The race has been canceled because nobody passed pre-race inspection. "

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 03:44 PM (BAEGB)

450 @406 Styx is speculating that joe has had a stroke.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 18, 2024 03:43 PM (etuaZ)

I heard on here that Xi had one.

Hard to think you'd let Joe walk downstairs on film after a stroke.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 03:44 PM (eoQWY)

451
The same way you sell Marxism without Marx: at the point of a gun!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 18, 2024 03:42 PM (J2vNu)



To be fair, that's also how you sell Marxism WITH Marx.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 18, 2024 03:45 PM (y9nCu)

452 Earl Grey is British tea, and best served hot.

Erin Gray is American cheesecake, and also hot.
Posted by: spindrift at July 18, 2024 03:42 PM (OguvZ)
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I like my Earl Grey, but I would canoodle with Erin Gray any day.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 18, 2024 03:45 PM (3Fz6p)

453 by the way, I wonder if Obama has a Scary mode. Like he narrows his eyes and growls, or maybe waves his arms around and yells.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 18, 2024
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I'm trying to picture this, but it's not the least bit scary.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024


***
Nauseating, yes. Scary, no.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 18, 2024 03:45 PM (J2vNu)

454
I'm trying to picture this, but it's not the least bit scary.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 03:43 PM (DRSnL)


LOL... With those pencil arms

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 03:45 PM (IyPmt)

455 Amber Rose speaking at the convention was a shrewd move. It's drawing a lot of conversation, some reflection.

19th News dot org: Election 2024

Why is Amber Rose speaking at the Republican National Convention?
The GOP tapped Rose, the television personality who has consistently expressed her support for former President Donald Trump since May.The Biden campaign responded to Rose’s speech late Monday night by saying Trump’s presidency benefited rich people — not so much Black people. Rose is a multiracial woman.

“A vote for Donald Trump is a vote to line the pockets of millionaires like Rose at the expense of actual Black communities, and those are the facts,” said Sarafina Chitka, a Biden-Harris campaign senior spokesperson.

The article ends, “Now, under the total Trump takeover of the RNC, the GOP will be represented at the convention by Amber Rose who believes in ‘empowering the LGBTQ+ community,’ ‘ending sexual, social injustice, derogatory labeling, and gender inequality.’ Conservatives who voted for Trump in the primary, how do you like being represented by a woke, pro-trans, socialist at the GOP convention,” (Maria) Peiro (FL) posted on X.
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Stay above the fray.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 18, 2024 03:45 PM (NFX2v)

456
Tell her she is a ceremonial holder only like the queen of england and just give her a bunch of venn diagrams fresh pad of Mad Libs every day.
Posted by: SH (no more socks)


FIFY

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2024 03:45 PM (xG4kz)

457 The Anti Christ blasphemes God, attacks Christ. Claims to be God
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Ok. We've got it narrowed down to half of America, most of Europe and 90% of the Middle East.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 03:45 PM (Yz09k)

458 Project 2025 will ban the DH in MLB.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 03:40 PM (YqDXo)

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Isn't it time to mandate underhanded pitching?

If it saves just one life ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 03:45 PM (3ZWWS)

459 Lets face the fact that the only person egotistical and narcissistic enough to try to pick up the Democratic Presidential campaign this close to Election Day is Hillary Clinton.
______________

As was foreseen ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 03:40 PM (YqDXo)
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Also, she's got the name recognition, and can campaign on the Trump-Hillarhoid rematch vibe. This time, it's personal!

And you KNOW she's dying for a rematch. She just released another poxy book right in the run up to the election. Coinky-dink?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 03:45 PM (YqDXo)

460 Also, drivers wear only t-shirts and jeans and a trucker's cap. None of this flameproof Nomex shit!
Posted by: Cicero
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I propose a case of cold beer with each car. Empties to be tossed onto the track...or at other cars. For truck races, there would be bonus points for empties tossed into the bed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2024 03:46 PM (XeU6L)

461 Camera is indispensable being she served 4 year in the soros/obama/Biden administration.
Sooo much of the classified info can not be expressed outside the sworn to secrecy clench lipped Oblowme "folks".

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 03:46 PM (o3Uyl)

462 Not good enough. Make them race actual stock cars, bought off random dealer lots a week before the race.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2024 03:41 PM (jd3Vt)

Also, drivers wear only t-shirts and jeans and a trucker's cap. None of this flameproof Nomex shit!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 03:42 PM (+myjY)
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Wife or girlfriend rides shotgun, critiques the driving and gives directions.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 18, 2024 03:46 PM (Q4IgG)

463 Can anybody image if the nonsense going on today with Joe Biden and the rest of his political party were instead a Republican problem.

The press would be alive with "The Sound Of Music" ...

Posted by: SMOD at July 18, 2024 03:46 PM (RHGPo)

464 Project 2025 will eliminate all alcohol and tobacco 'sin' taxes.

Regular sales tax only

Posted by: Don Black at July 18, 2024 03:46 PM (/7KEl)

465 >>He may not resign, but if he loses the ability to speak or recognize people? What then?

Pretty sure he's already there!

He’s done well enough to deliver brief speeches, even over the last month. What I’m wondering is what happens when the incoherency becomes so severe that the WH no longer lets him speak in public or even to camera?

Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 03:46 PM (rjJqk)

466 However, if somebody m somewhere, could get Joe’s prescription list…
Now that would be something.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 18, 2024 03:42 PM (6ydKt)
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Who is Joe's Dr. Morell?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 18, 2024 03:47 PM (3Fz6p)

467 I think this scandal of molesting migrant children provides these kids with a valuable lesson today's America:

When you sneak across the border you get free shit, but once you're a resident here, you get fucked up the ass.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 18, 2024 03:47 PM (wBaIH)

468 What I’m wondering is what happens when the incoherency becomes so severe that the WH no longer lets him speak in public or even to camera?

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Probably worth a 2 point bump in the polls.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 18, 2024 03:47 PM (sX1BW)

469 Joe and Xi were both so livid their perfect plan to finally "Get Trump" failed, they both stroked out?

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 03:47 PM (Yz09k)

470 “A vote for Donald Trump is a vote to line the pockets of millionaires like Rose at the expense of actual Black communities, and those are the facts,” said Sarafina Chitka, a Biden-Harris campaign senior spokesperson.

The article ends, “Now, under the total Trump takeover of the RNC, the GOP will be represented at the convention by Amber Rose who believes in ‘empowering the LGBTQ+ community,’ ‘ending sexual, social injustice, derogatory labeling, and gender inequality.’ Conservatives who voted for Trump in the primary, how do you like being represented by a woke, pro-trans, socialist at the GOP convention,” (Maria) Peiro (FL) posted on X.
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Stay above the fray.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 18, 2024 03:45 PM (NFX2v)

Not the best response, spouting Marxist points to that demographic. All of them want to make money quick and buy stuff.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 03:47 PM (eoQWY)

471
lol, is biden going to have a "stroke" in the helicopter crash while going to Walter Reed for covid?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 03:47 PM (NrlFJ)

472 Wife or girlfriend rides shotgun, critiques the driving and gives directions.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 18, 2024 03:46 PM (Q4IgG)

Nooooooooo

We'd have mandated pee break pit stops every ten laps.

Might as well be F1.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 03:47 PM (BAEGB)

473 438 @406 Styx is speculating that joe has had a stroke.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know

No shit. He's had several, some announced, and some (I'm sure) hidden. He's probably now considering admitting to some to bow out with some bit of grace and dignity after being pushed out by his party for being an abject, embarrassing failure.

He's going to give up to Trump, and know he left office an embarrassing failure who backed down in front of a "bully". I just hope he lives long enough, and maintains enough cognitive function, to see Trump win in November and feel the completeness of his humiliation.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 18, 2024 03:47 PM (JCZqz)

474 Project 2025 will mandate that the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms operate actual stores in all 50 states.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 03:47 PM (+myjY)

475 Conservatives who voted for Trump in the primary, how do you like being represented by a woke, pro-trans, socialist at the GOP convention,” (Maria) Peiro (FL) posted on X.
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Stay above the fray.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 18, 2024 03:45 PM (NFX2v)
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They may think sanity is changing your vote because of who else feels that way.

But that's the opposite of actual sanity.

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 03:47 PM (krQz2)

476
If Obama can't MAKE Joe leave, then undoubtedly that was a signal to the donors and itchy office-holders to abandon Joe altogether and find a replacement.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 18, 2024 03:47 PM (T3es0)

477 "You beling in jail." Part of any debate with a Dem.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 18, 2024 03:48 PM (QSrLX)

478 >Can anybody image if the nonsense going on today with Joe Biden and the rest of his political party were instead a Republican problem.

The press would be alive with "The Sound Of Music" ...---

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oh they would literally be masturbating on camera

Posted by: Don Black at July 18, 2024 03:48 PM (/7KEl)

479 What I’m wondering is what happens when the incoherency becomes so severe that the WH no longer lets him speak in public or even to camera?

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Probably worth a 2 point bump in the polls.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 18, 2024 03:47 PM (sX1BW)

See the Star Trek OS show "Patterns of Force"

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 03:48 PM (eoQWY)

480 >>> 448 @406 Styx is speculating that joe has had a stroke.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know


Joe AND Xi in the same week? That would be awesome.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2024 03:44 PM (v6JzV)

I still think Xi is playing possum to lure out 'traitors'. However, if both Xi and his puppet had strokes within days of each other let alone days after the near-miss shot at Trump, that would be... an impressive set of coincidences.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 03:48 PM (VavZF)

481 Project 2025 will un-mandate Tire Pressure Monitoring systems, backup cameras, and lane change warning systems.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2024 03:48 PM (Aqu9a)

482 Has anyone yet quipped that "Cheatles nevle win"?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2024 03:48 PM (D7oie)

483 Queensrÿche > Styx > Rush

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2024 03:48 PM (EUcbP)

484 If Obama can't MAKE Joe leave, then undoubtedly that was a signal to the donors and itchy office-holders to abandon Joe altogether and find a replacement.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 18, 2024 03:47 PM (T3es0)

Abandoning him isn't going to open things up for a replacement or put them on the ballot.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 03:49 PM (eoQWY)

485 Does anyone remember that stoopid clench pursed lipped face all the Dem insiders expressed during the 8 years of Obama?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 03:49 PM (o3Uyl)

486 >Can anybody image if the nonsense going on today with Joe Biden and the rest of his political party were instead a Republican problem.

The press would be alive with "The Sound Of Music" ...---

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oh they would literally be masturbating on camera
Posted by: Don Black at July 18, 2024 03:48 PM (/7KEl)

My time to shine!

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at July 18, 2024 03:49 PM (Aqu9a)

487 The Court just granted an emergency motion to block Biden's student loan plan.

@AGandrewbailey

Posted by: Ktgreat at July 18, 2024 03:49 PM (ei7q6)

488 "Deny now that you visited Epstein island." Part of any debate with a Dem.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 18, 2024 03:49 PM (QSrLX)

489 Queensrÿche > Styx > Rush
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2024 03:48 PM (EUcbP)
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* looks around for ace*

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 03:49 PM (krQz2)

490 Project 2025 will finally make it legal for people to rip those annoying tags off their mattresses.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 18, 2024 03:49 PM (eRbBj)

491 I really hope Shitpants called the JEF "boy".

I really REALLY hope it's on tape.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 03:49 PM (BAEGB)

492 Project 2025 will banish Roger Goodell to a flyspeck island in the Pacific

Posted by: Don Black at July 18, 2024 03:50 PM (/7KEl)

493 Susan Crabtree on X -
“ I reported Sunday that the Secret Service diverted resources from the Trump rally to the Jill Biden event. My Secret Service sources used the word "diverted" with me. That was rightfully a focus. I believe, from my reporting, there was a resources-allocation issue between the Trump rally and the Jill Biden dinner in the Pittsburg area on the same day, exacerbated by resources needed for the NATO summit and prep for the RNC convention.”

https://tinyurl.com/3fbjd47a

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 18, 2024 03:50 PM (6ydKt)

494 I don't think Joe had a stroke or has covid... He's exhausted because they made him leave his basement and he has dementia.. Simple as that

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 03:50 PM (IyPmt)

495 Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 03:45 PM (

I don't even see crazy leftists claiming to be God, just that they don't believe in God the Father or the Lord Jesus Christ. The Anti Christ also performs miracles. Trump was a fine President; he didn't perform miracles.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2024 03:50 PM (eMRDx)

496 Delaware Online
The indecisiveness of 2016
Editorial

“IDK Not Trump Tho 2016”

This slogan has been popping up on signs, T-shirts and social media. But before you look at it as an anti-Donald Trump campaign, pay attention to the acronym.

“I Don’t Know.”

Undecided voters are a fixture of every election year. But this year, even the decided voters aren’t completely confident in their choices. ...
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Much earlier in the year. (2016)

Worth remembering. Get involved, stay involved.


Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 18, 2024 03:50 PM (NFX2v)

497
What I’m wondering is what happens when the incoherency becomes so severe that the WH no longer lets him speak in public or even to camera?
Posted by: electronic means

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The second debate still looms, if one can imagine that. After the report full of leaks about how he couldn't get through that call with the donors.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 18, 2024 03:50 PM (T3es0)

498 "How much cash and gold is in your freezer?" Part of any debate with a Dem.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 18, 2024 03:51 PM (QSrLX)

499 329 AoS HQ:
Come for the smart military and political discussion, stay for the wife battery jokes!


pancake battery > 9v battery > wife battery

Posted by: anachronda at July 18, 2024 03:51 PM (oY6Yp)

500 Conservatives who voted for Trump in the primary, how do you like being represented by a woke, pro-trans, socialist at the GOP convention,” (Maria) Peiro (FL) posted on X.

Oh Maria. You're just jealous

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 18, 2024 03:51 PM (1KCcl)

501 Conservatives who voted for Trump in the primary, how do you like being represented by a woke, pro-trans, socialist at the GOP convention,” (Maria) Peiro (FL) posted on X.
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But that's the opposite of actual sanity.
Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 03:47 PM (krQz2)

Well, in political terms I am represented by my Congressman. To an extent by the Presidential candidates. To someone speaking at the national convention, not at all.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 03:51 PM (eoQWY)

502 Former CIA Analyst Wife of Washington Post Writer Max Boot Has Been Charged with Espionage


lol

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2024 03:51 PM (/U5Yz)

503 Project 2025 will change FAA regulations so the smoke detectors in the lavatories can be freely disabled.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 03:51 PM (+myjY)

504 500 Conservatives who voted for Trump in the primary, how do you like being represented by a woke, pro-trans, socialist at the GOP convention,” (Maria) Peiro (FL) posted on X.

Just fine

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 03:52 PM (IyPmt)

505 Project 2025 will replace the Ewoks with Wookies in Return of the Jedi and make it the great film it should have been #StarWars #Project2025 #ReturnOfTheJedi

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 18, 2024 03:52 PM (9aVck)

506 I don't want to get banned over there again lol. But, if (when?) Trump wins this November...it might be worth it.
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LOL

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 03:52 PM (wse2C)

507 Project 2025 will require the return of the Blue Plate Special at V.I.P.S

Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2024 03:52 PM (D7oie)

508 I don't want to get banned over there again lol. But, if (when?) Trump wins this November...it might be worth it.
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Who's in charge of the pudding cups?

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 03:53 PM (krQz2)

509 Can anybody image if the nonsense going on today with Joe Biden and the rest of his political party were instead a Republican problem.

The press would be alive with "The Sound Of Music" ...---

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oh they would literally be masturbating on camera

Posted by: Don Black at July 18, 2024 03:48 PM (/7KEl)
________________

I'm on it! - Jeffrey Toobin

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 03:53 PM (YqDXo)

510 "Deny now that you visited Epstein island." Part of any debate with a Dem.
Posted by: 80's music fan at July 18, 2024 03:49 PM (QSrLX)

"you were turned away form Epstein Island for being too perverted."

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 03:53 PM (eoQWY)

511 >> The second debate still looms, if one can imagine that. After the report full of leaks about how he couldn't get through that call with the donors.
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Yes, how in frigid hell are they going to juice him up to appear for that? Just as a gut guess, it’s fifty-fifty odds that he’s unable to speak by the debate.

Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 03:53 PM (rjJqk)

512 Will Project 2025 return my 5 gallon a flush toilet?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2024 03:53 PM (/U5Yz)

513 "When do I get my money back?" Part of any contributer convo with Biden campaign staff.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 18, 2024 03:54 PM (QSrLX)

514 NOOD student loans

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 03:54 PM (DRSnL)

515 Conservatives who voted for Trump in the primary, how do you like being represented by a woke, pro-trans, socialist at the GOP convention,” (Maria) Peiro (FL) posted on X.

Oh Maria. You're just jealous
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp


Well, Maria, it shows just how out of the touch the Dems are that woke, pro-trans socialists are willing to cross over and support Donald Trump.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 18, 2024 03:54 PM (dZVON)

516 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2024 03:50 PM (eMRDx)

They think they can control the weather and that the words they use can physically alter reality. Only one being I know can speak things into existence.

On earth these are the qualities of the highly self-celebratory.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 03:54 PM (Yz09k)

517 Yes, how in frigid hell are they going to juice him up to appear for that? Just as a gut guess, it’s fifty-fifty odds that he’s unable to speak by the debate.
Posted by: electronic means

Those are better odds than his being alive by that point!

Posted by: Weekend at Bernie's at July 18, 2024 03:54 PM (JCZqz)

518
The fork-tongued Democrat Manipulation Machine is impressive:

Black Democrats, You should hate Amber Rose because she's a millionaire and not really black!

Conservatives, You should hate Amber Rose because she's a socialist and pro-homo. (And she's black. Very black.)

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 03:54 PM (NrlFJ)

519 Conservatives who voted for Trump in the primary, how do you like being represented by a woke, pro-trans, socialist at the GOP convention,” (Maria) Peiro (FL) posted on X.

Who is she even talking about?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2024 03:55 PM (eMRDx)

520 505 Project 2025 will replace the Ewoks with Wookies in Return of the Jedi and make it the great film it should have been #StarWars #Project2025 #ReturnOfTheJedi
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 18, 2024 03:52 PM (9aVck)

Can’t they just leave a few Ewoks in and call them Baby Wookies?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 18, 2024 03:55 PM (6ydKt)

521 Claiming *biden has covid allows his handlers to put him on ice for a week or more. He seems to do more damage to his reelection chances whenever he's out and about... trying to talk or make a point.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 18, 2024 03:55 PM (Q4IgG)

522
Nood

Free Shit River

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2024 03:55 PM (xG4kz)

523 Will Project 2025 return my 5 gallon a flush toilet?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2024 03:53 PM (/U5Yz)

Yes, and Freon, Chlordane, Alar, and Trisodium Phosphates in household soaps!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2024 03:56 PM (Aqu9a)

524 If she's supporting Trump Amber Rose is not a Socialist.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2024 03:56 PM (eMRDx)

525 Project 2025 will ban the DH in MLB.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 03:40 PM (YqDXo)

-------------

Isn't it time to mandate underhanded pitching?

If it saves just one life ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 03:45 PM (3ZWWS)

The one MLB death was a hit by pitch by underhand pitcher Carl Mays.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 03:57 PM (eoQWY)

526 Years ago I would post on DU using g a lefty moniker. I commented lo g stories starting pr I lefty points and transitioned into all manner of slander and trash talk against them. Heh heh I was banned multiple times..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 03:57 PM (o3Uyl)

527 "But it is the end of your second term." Secret Service Hail Mary

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 18, 2024 03:57 PM (QSrLX)

528 502 Former CIA Analyst Wife of Washington Post Writer Max Boot Has Been Charged with Espionage


lol
Posted by: Maj. Healey



Your usefulness has ended. Thank you for your service.

Posted by: Deep State at July 18, 2024 03:57 PM (sAmhv)

529 448 @406 Styx is speculating that joe has had a stroke.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know


Joe AND Xi in the same week? That would be awesome.


10% for the big guy

i denounce myself

Posted by: anachronda at July 18, 2024 03:59 PM (oY6Yp)

530 Lets flip all the Project 2025 cards: DDT!

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 18, 2024 03:59 PM (QSrLX)

531
Project 2025 will mandate that the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms operate actual stores in all 50 states.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 03:47 PM (+myjY)



Project 2025 will mandate that Glock19s be made available over-the-counter at WalMart in the convenient 3-pack bubble hanger container.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 18, 2024 04:00 PM (y9nCu)

532 I thought DU was a myth until I googled it. Holy crap!

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 18, 2024 04:00 PM (QSrLX)

533 I'm beginning to see a shift in the leftist political tide. Watch this music video (sorry, white rapper, but the video is short) about the attempted assassination:
https://youtu.be/YL9apblSQ-s?si=SXU2up_N8oxCLrCE

Then catch a few reaction videos of it by mostly gangsta rappers.

They have new respect for a guy who's just been shot, and stands up with blood on his face, raising his fist, and shouting "fight, fight, fight".

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at July 18, 2024 04:01 PM (kc0fx)

534 What I’m wondering is what happens when the incoherency becomes so severe that the WH no longer lets him speak in public or even to camera?

======

I hope they let it continue past that point. It's inhumane and fundamentally indecent, but go ahead, keep showing the world who you really are.

Posted by: Dood at July 18, 2024 04:01 PM (QHRX1)

535 Gray Agenda on.

Splitter!!

Posted by: Grey Agenda at July 18, 2024 04:01 PM (DTX3h)

536 470. Not the best response, spouting Marxist points to that demographic. All of them want to make money quick and buy stuff.
Posted by: Oldcat

Indeed.

And IF true, Dr. Peiro, who ran for office in the past and appears to be a strong DeSantis supporter needs to tone it down.

Let the progressives insult potential voters.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 18, 2024 04:01 PM (NFX2v)

537 Glocks in blister packages sounds about right.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 18, 2024 04:02 PM (QSrLX)

538 Also, she's got the name recognition, and can campaign on the Trump-Hillarhoid rematch vibe. This time, it's personal!

And you KNOW she's dying for a rematch. She just released another poxy book right in the run up to the election. Coinky-dink?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 03:45 PM (YqDXo)


Imagine a contested convention between Hillary, Gavin, and Dwayne Johnson.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2024 04:02 PM (D7oie)

539 Bless your heart,
Hawaiian Judges
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline

back off

I made a lotta money selling Judicial Grass Skirts to those "guys"

Posted by: Entrpreneurial Mikleuse at July 18, 2024 04:09 PM (XIkHl)

540 Glocks in blister packages sounds about right.
Posted by: 80's music fan

Like the unwanted Covid test kits everybody got?

Posted by: Miklos likes free stuff, even if I don't use it at July 18, 2024 04:10 PM (XIkHl)

541 It looks like we might be beyond the margin of cheating.

Posted by: jwest at July 18, 2024 04:24 PM (VP9ao)

542 keep repeating the big lie that "Trump is divisive" Ace ... DeSantis is still a loser ...

Posted by: The Dark Lord at July 18, 2024 04:27 PM (DBAaD)

543 Meaningless stats as the Dem candidate isn't Biden

Posted by: DBH at July 18, 2024 04:33 PM (QlWxP)

544 Ladbrokes is giving 3-2 odds on Trump. Its all over.

Posted by: Jane at July 18, 2024 09:20 PM (bXvrr)

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