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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (7/17/24)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

"We need that leadership back in the White House." Michael Morin


Quote II

“Vineyard Wind is fully committed to a swift and safe recovery of all debris, with an unwavering focus on community safety and environmental protection.” Statement from Vineyard Wind.

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It has been awhile since we had the NSFW-LANGUAGE Rageaholic. Enjoy.


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With unlimited funds and brass balls Jack Smith appeals his Confidential Documents loss.

Special Counsel Jack Smith has formally appealed a federal judge’s dismissal of criminal charges against former President Trump over his alleged mishandling of classified information after finding the prosecutor was unlawfully appointed.

Smith’s office filed a notice saying it would appeal Florida-based U.S. District Judge Aileen Cannon’s ruling tossing out the 40 charges Trump faced to the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals.

Meanwhile with more TDS news.

Axios: a "photo editor" at a "major news outlet" suggests media should bury the photo of Trump raising his fist because it's "kind of free PR for Trump in a way, and it's dangerous for media organizations to keep sharing that photo despite how good it is."


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FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! vs. Sniff. Sniff. Sniff.(Video)


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Paul Joseph Watson NSFW-Language



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Let us take a stroll into the Land of Mental Illness. And while we are there feel free to learn about and comment away regarding Penis Discourse.

From transgender Reddit, a new niche woe. Specifically,

Trans Feminine Penis Discourse Makes Me Extremely Dysphoric.
And more specifically,

I find terms like “girlcock” or “princess wand” to be stomach churning. Partially because they sound ridiculous but largely because it feels so masculine no matter what terms you use. It reminds me of how men incessantly discuss their dicks…
We’re all learning things today.

What? Did you think all we were going to do is post photos of puppies? But, not a bad idea.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Insurance Shopping Emporium


What Happened Today In Music July 17th



1959 - Billie Holiday
Billie Holiday died in a New York City hospital from cirrhosis of the liver after years of alcohol abuse, aged 43, (while under arrest for heroin possession, with Police officers stationed at the door to her room.) In the final years of her life, she had been progressively swindled out of her earnings. The singer who had recorded classics such as 'God Bless the Child' and the civil rights anthem 'Strange Fruit' died with just $0.70 in the bank.


1941 - Spencer Davis was born.
Welsh musician Spencer Davis, the founder of the 60s rock band The Spencer Davis Group who scored 1966 UK No.1 single 'Keep On Running' and the 1967 US No.7 single 'Gimme Some Lovin'. He died on 19 October 2020 age 81.


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Man risks it all. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Man broke down door to save boy, 4, from house fire which killed parents


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Fleeing via the breast stroke? Genius Award!

A Florida man, desperate for his girlfriend and cops not to access his phone, jumped into the ocean to avoid giving up his passcode and fled arrest after being grilled by police while out on a boat.

Bodycam footage from April shows two female Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission (FWC) officers questioning a man — who identified himself as AJ — and his girlfriend on a boat somewhere in the waters near Key West in a YouTube video posted last week.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Joe Biden Shower Aids.

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. The ONT is often imitated, never ever never replicated because of great commenters like you!

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1 great

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #45 at July 17, 2024 10:01 PM (qfLjt)

2 Good evening.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 17, 2024 10:01 PM (DTX3h)

3 Nobody here? I'll tell 'em.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 17, 2024 10:01 PM (/y8xj)

4 ww2 up

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 10:02 PM (gKWVE)

5 The link for Quote II gave me a 404 error.

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #01 at July 17, 2024 10:03 PM (qfLjt)

6 WWII vet from Wisconsin!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:03 PM (mzM2O)

7 Top 10

Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2024 10:03 PM (xJEPL)

8 What a night of powerful personal stories.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at July 17, 2024 10:03 PM (FFn+L)

9 Thank you for ONT Mis Hum. Great pic up top. Are those the Grand Tetons?

Any word from our friend Alberta Oil Peon? He was having his procedure today I think. I notice he hasn't posted the last few days.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 17, 2024 10:04 PM (QGaXH)

10 Man has 11 children!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:04 PM (mzM2O)

11 Is that Chicago on fire in the far background, MisHum?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 17, 2024 10:04 PM (0eaVi)

12 Yabba Dabba Do!

Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2024 10:04 PM (xJEPL)

13 Buenas Nachos!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2024 10:04 PM (Aqu9a)

14 98 years young. Dude is amazing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:05 PM (mzM2O)

15 Axios: a "photo editor" at a "major news outlet" suggests media should bury the photo of Trump raising his fist because it's "kind of free PR for Trump in a way, and it's dangerous for media organizations to keep sharing that photo despite how good it is."


Just like the showing of those people jumping out of the Twin Towers was somehow traumatic.

These people are evil.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:05 PM (ZBHce)

16 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Good picture looking south at Mount Sniffles in the San Juan range is SW Colorado. My brother took many pictures like that during the week the flowers are in peak bloom.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2024 10:06 PM (u82oZ)

17 I am moved and elevated by the address of this aged hero of The Big One. May the future generations rise to match his example!

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 10:06 PM (W+kMI)

18 Good evening morons and Спасибо mh

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2024 10:07 PM (RIvkX)

19 1 great

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #45 at July 17, 2024 10:01 PM (qfLjt)
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I, for one, recognize the feat of ONT first posting. Congratulations. Well done!

Posted by: TRex at July 17, 2024 10:07 PM (IQ6Gq)

20 This guy is 800x more full of life than pedo Joe

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 17, 2024 10:07 PM (DBZuM)

21 Hola my pretty-pretties.

It's been a wild ride the past few days and I'm glad to have the HQ. I haven't commented much because I'm too busy scrolling and reading. I appreciate the informed commentary interspersed among all the dick and fart jokes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 17, 2024 10:07 PM (kpS4V)

22 Thanks for the ONT!

I want to hear Vance, but I'm getting sleepy!

Posted by: Iris at July 17, 2024 10:07 PM (n3DL0)

23 15 Axios: a "photo editor" at a "major news outlet" suggests media should bury the photo of Trump raising his fist because it's "kind of free PR for Trump in a way, and it's dangerous for media organizations to keep sharing that photo despite how good it is."


Just like the showing of those people jumping out of the Twin Towers was somehow traumatic.

These people are evil.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:05 PM (ZBHce

Guessing that violates a campaign law or three.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:07 PM (mzM2O)

24 I regret the lack of a Cafe tonight.
But MisHum is here with an excellent ONT!

Posted by: GWB at July 17, 2024 10:07 PM (AWrpC)

25 Axios: a "photo editor" at a "major news outlet" suggests media should bury the photo of Trump raising his fist because it's "kind of free PR for Trump in a way, and it's dangerous for media organizations to keep sharing that photo despite how good it is."


Just like the showing of those people jumping out of the Twin Towers was somehow traumatic.

These people are evil.
Posted by: Anna Puma

They must preserve " Their Truth" at all costs. Not The Truth, their truth.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 17, 2024 10:07 PM (VNX3d)

26 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 17, 2024 10:07 PM (sAmhv)

27 Buenas noches.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 10:07 PM (V13WU)

28 thanks for the ONT (I don't say that enough)!

Hey Fapsters

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 17, 2024 10:07 PM (sJHOI)

29 Eris

What about the roofing and cow jokes?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:08 PM (ZBHce)

30 Thanks as always MH.

I appreciate you!

Posted by: Stateless at July 17, 2024 10:08 PM (jvJvP)

31
Miss Diana was Winners Bitch (best non-champion female) for a major win at today's Houston Area Hound Association show. Another such win and she'll finish her championship.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2024 10:08 PM (1Nxff)

32 12 Yabba Dabba Do!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtV_nQKhkdY

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 10:08 PM (W+kMI)

33 AOPs surgery is July 31 iirc

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2024 10:08 PM (RIvkX)

34 Vineyard Wind is Gavin Newsome's code name.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2024 10:09 PM (GykSX)

35 All Hail Eris

You are our fashion leader in that onesie.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2024 10:09 PM (u82oZ)

36 The WWII Vet speaking at the RNC...dust in air at my house. Lots of dust.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 17, 2024 10:09 PM (RUmyk)

37 I find terms like “girlcock” or “princess wand” to be stomach churning. Partially because they sound ridiculous but largely because it feels so masculine no matter what terms you use.

I guess shemeat is right out then.

Posted by: Ladystick Blues at July 17, 2024 10:09 PM (ohEAP)

38 News headline - Germany to halve aid to Ukraine

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:09 PM (ZBHce)

39 Billie Holiday died with $0.70 in the bank. Elon Musk may die with $70 Billion in the bank. Mind you, I'd rather die with $70 Billion in the bank, but dead is dead regardless of how much money you have at the end.

Posted by: PabloD at July 17, 2024 10:09 PM (+c8Fn)

40 My boy! Said he would reenlist today if Trump was President and would storm whatever beach Trump wanted him to.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:09 PM (mzM2O)

41 Anna Puma

We need Panzer Girl level smiting, just to be sure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2024 10:10 PM (u82oZ)

42 14 98 years young. Dude is amazing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:05 PM (mzM2O)


Much more coherent than FJB and 17 years older.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 17, 2024 10:10 PM (etuaZ)

43 >>>I find terms like “girlcock” or “princess wand” to be stomach churning. Partially because they sound ridiculous but largely because it feels so masculine no matter what terms you use. It reminds me of how men incessantly discuss their dicks…


Well. That's....something.

Seriously though, what does it say about Present Year that *this* is the guy saying "Maybe we need to dial things back a bit"?

Posted by: Dr. T at July 17, 2024 10:10 PM (jGGMD)

44 Never fails. I'm sitting there hitting F5 like I'm a meth addicted monkey and it'll give me my next hit when Taco Tuesday announces it's leaving the premises through the back door whether I'm ready or not. So, yeah, I'm a little late.

Yay, National Hot Dog Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 17, 2024 10:10 PM (dZVON)

45
Is that first photo an ad for the Save the Icelandic Lupins Society? That glow from the approaching lava flow looks mighty ominous.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 17, 2024 10:10 PM (xG4kz)

46 The link for Quote II gave me a 404 error.
Posted by: Ciampino


Take the "%22" off the end of it.

It's about the windmill that disintegrated in Nantucket and is filling beaches with fiberglass chunks. Or, as they call them, flip-flop test kits.

Posted by: mikeski at July 17, 2024 10:10 PM (DgGvY)

47 I always felt bad for those old time Jazz types. Charlie Parker, Billie Holiday, John Coltrane, etc. Talent wasted.

Drugs are bad, folks.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 17, 2024 10:10 PM (sAmhv)

48 Sargent William Packwell, 98 years strong. Stormed Normandy finished up in Germany. Damn. Dust in the air.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 17, 2024 10:10 PM (RUmyk)

49
Mind you, I'd rather die with $70 Billion in the bank, but dead is dead regardless of how much money you have at the end.
Posted by: PabloD

________

I don't love money, but it calms my nerves.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2024 10:11 PM (1Nxff)

50 I find terms like “girlcock” or “princess wand” to be stomach churning. Partially because they sound ridiculous but largely because it feels so masculine no matter what terms you use.

I guess shemeat is right out then.
Posted by: Ladystick Blues at July 17, 2024 10:09 PM (ohEAP)

Lady stiffy?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2024 10:11 PM (Aqu9a)

51 I forgot to ask earlier. Does anyone know if the short secret service agent ever re-holstered her firearm, or did they issue her a new one pre-holstered? If it's a new one, is it secured with super glue?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 17, 2024 10:11 PM (VNX3d)

52 Salty Dawg

Hate the Krauts all you want, but "Panzerlied" is a catchy martial tune.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:11 PM (ZBHce)

53 Thanks for the girthy ONT, Mis Hum!

Love the lupines and mountains up top. Gorgeous!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 17, 2024 10:11 PM (U3L4U)

54 17 I am moved and elevated by the address of this aged hero of The Big One. May the future generations rise to match his example!
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 10:06 PM (W+kMI)

I have thought many times of the courage and sacrifice of those WWII soldiers and wondered if I would have been able to do the same. Just when I think hope is lost a man like Trump arises, fist in the air. Our spirit isn't dead, just asleep. Or busy playing candycrush....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 17, 2024 10:11 PM (QGaXH)

55 Don Jr!

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 17, 2024 10:11 PM (Rbu5d)

56 https://youtu.be/fL7bcGBQ3LI

Re-post. A talk on the armor of god ended with a prayer.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 17, 2024 10:11 PM (etuaZ)

57 ***she had been progressively swindled out of her earnings***

It's a shameful fact how alcoholics and junkies only live to get high leaving them almost completely vulnerable to the avaricious.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 17, 2024 10:11 PM (l7fPC)

58 I'm guessing the eloquence of the 98 year old WWII vet was intentional contrast to Joe.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:11 PM (mzM2O)

59 Don, Jr

Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2024 10:11 PM (xJEPL)

60 Take the "%22" off the end of it.

Or the double-quote-mark, depending on how your "copy URL" command works.

Posted by: mikeski at July 17, 2024 10:12 PM (DgGvY)

61 A common thread, regardless of TV network.

The "talking heads". (all of them), are flummoxed by the joyous spirit, optimism, youth, and energy of in that room.

They haven't the faintest idea as how to "spin" it to any kind of a dark or somber or threatening tone.

Take JOY, fellow Horde, in the Miseries of the Media!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2024 10:12 PM (kQgoX)

62 'Any word from our friend Alberta Oil Peon?'

Can you tell me where he's gone?

Posted by: Dion at July 17, 2024 10:12 PM (3wi/L)

63 Is that Chicago on fire in the far background, MisHum?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 17, 2024 10:04 PM (0eaVi)

Nah. Just some really big incest sticks.

Posted by: GWB at July 17, 2024 10:12 PM (AWrpC)

64 Eris

This may knock your knickers off

Holy shit...

This video clip of Destiny. I am with Kirsche. This is leaving me speechless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C722aQ6IZHg

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:12 PM (ZBHce)

65 5 The link for Quote II gave me a 404 error.
Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #01 at July 17, 2024 10:03 PM (qfLjt)

Ditto...also...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 17, 2024 10:13 PM (QGaXH)

66 News headline - Germany to halve aid to Ukraine
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:09 PM (ZBHce)

Whoa! Zelenski's wife is going to have to cut her shopping trip short.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 17, 2024 10:13 PM (g8Ew8)

67 Let us take a stroll into the Land of Mental Illness. And while we are there feel free to learn about and comment away regarding Penis Discourse.

. . . I find terms like “girlcock” or “princess wand” to be stomach churning.


It probably is just an innocent coincidence that the UooToob following those statements features a song called "Strange Fruit".


One could never in a million years describe this place to a non-Hordian.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2024 10:13 PM (WXNFJ)

68 Incest sticks?

So the Bidens live beyond those ountains?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:13 PM (ZBHce)

69 Much more coherent than FJB and 17 years older.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know

I have chickens that are more coherent than joey b.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 17, 2024 10:13 PM (vJiyU)

70 23 15 Axios: a "photo editor" at a "major news outlet" suggests media should bury the photo of Trump raising his fist because it's "kind of free PR for Trump in a way, and it's dangerous for media organizations to keep sharing that photo despite how good it is."

Just like the showing of those people jumping out of the Twin Towers was somehow traumatic.

These people are evil.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:05 PM (ZBHce

Guessing that violates a campaign law or three.
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Too late for those jealous bitches in the corporate mass media. The failed hit job gave Trump a chance to seize the moment, and he grabbed it with iconic style. It's our icon, and we won't let it get buried. FIGHT!! FIGHT!! FIGHT!!

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 10:13 PM (W+kMI)

71 Grand baby Trump.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 17, 2024 10:13 PM (l7fPC)

72 39 Billie Holiday died with $0.70 in the bank. Elon Musk may die with $70 Billion in the bank. Mind you, I'd rather die with $70 Billion in the bank, but dead is dead regardless of how much money you have at the end.
Posted by: PabloD

There are no pockets in a shroud.

Posted by: Robert W. Service at July 17, 2024 10:13 PM (V5BDR)

73 Here she is

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:13 PM (mzM2O)

74 Kai!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:13 PM (mzM2O)

75 19 1 great

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #45 at July 17, 2024 10:01 PM (qfLjt)
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I, for one, recognize the feat of ONT first posting. Congratulations. Well done!

Posted by: TRex at July 17, 2024 10:07 PM (IQ6Gq)
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I LOLed at being recognized by the great reptile.

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #01 at July 17, 2024 10:13 PM (qfLjt)

76 I find terms like “girlcock” or “princess wand” to be stomach churning. Partially because they sound ridiculous but largely because it feels so masculine no matter what terms you use.

I guess shemeat is right out then.
Posted by: Ladystick Blues


If a normal guy calls it a dick, does a trans call it a jane?

Posted by: mikeski at July 17, 2024 10:13 PM (DgGvY)

77 Was that Don, Jr's ex-wife with the long blond hair?

Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2024 10:13 PM (xJEPL)

78 30 Thanks as always MH.

I appreciate you!
Posted by: Stateless at July 17, 2024 10:08 PM (jvJvP)

And I do you as well Stateless.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 17, 2024 10:13 PM (QXQ4l)

79 Anna Puma

Never heard it before. Playing it now on U tube. Another entry for my Google profile. Sigh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2024 10:13 PM (u82oZ)

80 Salty Dawg

If you have watched the Henry Fonda movie Battle of the Bulge you have heard the song.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:14 PM (ZBHce)

81 I've read that both Bret Baier and Neil Cavuto are liberal DEMs.

I don't have a problem with Baier. He hides it beautifully, assuming the reports are true.

"Trump's eldest grandchild" looks like she'll get LOTS of Prom date invitations!

Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2024 10:14 PM (NLIak)

82 Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:12 PM (ZBHce)

I keep seeing this but have no idea what any of it is?

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 10:14 PM (lX8VI)

83 Miss Diana was Winners Bitch
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2024 10:08 PM (1Nxff)

My instant thought was, "They've now got a competition for that? And not just likes on Instagram?" Before I got to the parentheses, though, I remembered, "Oh yeah, he has show dogs. NVM."

Posted by: GWB at July 17, 2024 10:15 PM (AWrpC)

84 News headline - Germany to halve aid to Ukraine
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:09 PM (ZBHce)

Whoa! Zelenski's wife is going to have to cut her shopping trip short.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 17, 2024 10:13 PM (g8Ew

Scratch Black Forest Cake from Ukraine state dinners. The horror.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2024 10:15 PM (Aqu9a)

85 Kai for President!

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 10:15 PM (gKWVE)

86 Trump's granddaughter is up there kicking it with her portrait of First Grandpa. He is so pleased.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 10:15 PM (W+kMI)

87 Look at how happy grandpa is!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:15 PM (mzM2O)

88 Kai Madison Trump.
What a fine young lady.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 17, 2024 10:15 PM (Rbu5d)

89 Oh Trump girly is adorable!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 17, 2024 10:15 PM (4XwPj)

90 A couple of questions:
1. Any more news of the man killed and other arrested near the GOP Convention?
2. What's an AK-47 pistol?

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #02 at July 17, 2024 10:15 PM (qfLjt)

91 Cobra Kai for President?

Democrats could do worse

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:15 PM (ZBHce)

92 52

'Hate the Krauts all you want, but "Panzerlied" is a catchy martial tune.'

I listen to it every now and then.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 17, 2024 10:16 PM (3wi/L)

93 75 19 1 great

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #45 at July 17, 2024 10:01 PM (qfLjt)
***
I, for one, recognize the feat of ONT first posting. Congratulations. Well done!

Posted by: TRex at July 17, 2024 10:07 PM (IQ6Gq)
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I LOLed at being recognized by the great reptile.
Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #01 at July 17, 2024 10:13 PM (qfLjt)

Little else he can do with those tiny arms of his but feebly applaud the firsts of others.

Posted by: frickin' dinos at July 17, 2024 10:16 PM (ohEAP)

94 Kai has an accent, probably her mom's (Pergolizzi).

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 10:16 PM (gKWVE)

95 Miss Diana was Winners Bitch
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2024 10:08 PM (1Nxff)


No shit!

Posted by: King Charles at July 17, 2024 10:16 PM (QXQ4l)

96 75 I LOLed at being recognized by the great reptile.

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #01 at July 17, 2024 10:13 PM (qfLjt)
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I would have applauded, but that can be tough with these small arms.

Posted by: TRex at July 17, 2024 10:16 PM (IQ6Gq)

97 I've decided that I will spend all day playing video games and riding my tractor.

Then I will make a pitcher of Gimlets and slide into the pool for an hour or three.

This. I swear.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 17, 2024 10:17 PM (XV/Pl)

98 These people are evil.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:05 PM (ZBHce

Imagine if Obama got shot, by a right winger no less, and ANYONE said it's not fair to show pictures of it or talk about it because it could help him win reelection?

The fuck? I used to think these people were the Khmer Rouge but now I don't think so. I'm thinking they will be worse.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 10:17 PM (lX8VI)

99 71 Grand baby Trump.
==============
All the differences between Trump's family and Biden's family right there.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 10:17 PM (W+kMI)

100 Wow Trump's granddaughter is a beautiful and poised young lady.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 10:17 PM (LkLld)

101 AK pattern pistol - 7.62x36 round. But pistol length barrel and no butt stock. Much be a beast on recoil.

There are AR pattern pistols out there. Even seen them in lime green color.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:17 PM (ZBHce)

102 Special Counsel Jack Smith was unlawfully appointed. It's not really even a question. People have been saying it for months. At any time over the last several months, Garland could have:

1) Demoted Smith to an advisory role and appointed a sitting U.S. attorney to lead the case.

2) Sought approval from congress for the appointment.

Question - why didn't he?

1) No sitting U.S. attorney would agree to touch this bullshit case with a 10-foot pole.

2) The Dem senate wanted nothing to do with this case, even authorizing an investigation.

Which basically says all you need to say about the validity of these prosecutions. That nobody else wanted to assist or be involved.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 17, 2024 10:17 PM (nLFEI)

103 Razorfist didn't say God f'in Speed. Has he found religion?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 17, 2024 10:17 PM (kpS4V)

104 52 Salty Dawg

Hate the Krauts all you want, but "Panzerlied" is a catchy martial tune.
Posted by: Anna Puma

"Deutschland Uber Alles" tune is used for the hymn "Glorious Things Of Thee Are Spoken".

Posted by: Franz Liebkind at July 17, 2024 10:17 PM (V5BDR)

105
Someone yelled "Kai 2040!" in case you didn't hear it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 10:17 PM (6ml7Y)

106 99 71 Grand baby Trump.
==============
All the differences between Trump's family and Biden's family right there.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 10:17 PM (W+kMI


No snorting coke off a dead stripper?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:18 PM (mzM2O)

107 There are no pockets in a shroud.
Posted by: Robert W. Service

Shit!! How am I gonna pay the ferryman?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2024 10:18 PM (WXNFJ)

108 Supposedly Biden has Covid but not a mask around as he got on the plane in LV.

Posted by: Piper at July 17, 2024 10:18 PM (pZEOD)

109 My elderly father, a US Navy diesel submariner, didn't know too much about the internet. One day he asked me if I could find the Horst Wessel song, which he thought was pretty catchy! Maybe he heard it on the History Channel LOL Or maybe it was the Panzerlied, I dunno.

I've never heard it, I don't think. I patiently explained if I downloaded that we'd probably get put on a list somewhere and politely declined.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2024 10:18 PM (eZJ2c)

110 Germany to halve aid to Ukraine

==


for a minute there I read it as "Germany to halve Ukraine"..

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 10:18 PM (V13WU)

111 Anna Puma

Thank. I did not know that. That movie was not memorable, nor was the music.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2024 10:18 PM (u82oZ)

112 rumor has it Zelensky has a monster cocaine habit, bet he's getting a bit edgy with recent events.

dangerous times

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 17, 2024 10:19 PM (sJHOI)

113
Corey Comperatore

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 10:19 PM (6ml7Y)

114 The fuck? I used to think these people were the Khmer Rouge but now I don't think so. I'm thinking they will be worse.
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 10:17 PM (lX8VI)

It's a crime syndicate full of amoral fucking pigs. Prepare accordingly.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 17, 2024 10:19 PM (qZEuM)

115 What's an AK-47 pistol?

What it sounds like. A Kalashnikov action (semi-auto, not full) with no shoulder stock and a barrel < 16". To be legal, it has to be made that way originally, not cut down from a rifle.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 17, 2024 10:19 PM (/y8xj)

116 108 Supposedly Biden has Covid but not a mask around as he got on the plane in LV.
Posted by: Piper at July 17, 2024 10:18 PM (pZEOD)

So much for all those preventative kung flu pricks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 17, 2024 10:19 PM (QXQ4l)

117 103 Razorfist didn't say God f'in Speed. Has he found religion?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 17, 2024 10:17 PM (kpS4V)


He dropped the "f'in" part a little while back.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 17, 2024 10:19 PM (DTX3h)

118 for a minute there I read it as "Germany to halve Ukraine"..

Considering what happened last time they tried something like that I don't think they want to repeat that experience.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 17, 2024 10:19 PM (dZVON)

119 90 A couple of questions:
2. What's an AK-47 pistol?
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According to CPT Charles an AK-47 pistol is a rifle without a buttstock of any kind. See the Tome of ATF for further conflicting descriptions and regulations.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 10:20 PM (W+kMI)

120 Maybe Biden has Lupus....

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 10:20 PM (V13WU)

121 110

'for a minute there I read it as "Germany to halve Ukraine"'

Cue Panzerlied.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 17, 2024 10:20 PM (3wi/L)

122 Uh, why would a guy have to give access to his phone to Po Po? That is settled law, he does not have to without a warrant.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2024 10:20 PM (xaFKb)

123 I just hope that the Left will treat Kai with some dignity and respect

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 10:20 PM (gKWVE)

124 Is that Chicago on fire in the far background, MisHum?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 17, 2024 10:04 PM (0eaVi)

Nah. Just some really big incest sticks.
Posted by: GWB at July 17, 2024 10:12 PM (AWrpC)

Do you have to see a doctor in four hours?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 17, 2024 10:20 PM (0eaVi)

125
It's about the windmill that disintegrated in Nantucket and is filling beaches with fiberglass chunks. Or, as they call them, flip-flop test kits.
Posted by: mikeski
------
The wind turbines are by GE. From their website:

68% of our employees are based
outside of the United States
and our workforce represents
nationalities from 169 countries.
BOARD OF DIRECTORS
2 of 4 Board leadership positions
are held by women.
Our policy is to build a Board that
represents a range of backgrounds.
4 Female 36%
2 Ethnically diverse 18%
3 Born outside U.S. 27%

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2024 10:20 PM (XeU6L)

126 runner

Old:
Every time I hear Wagner I want to invade Poland.

New:
Taking our money to shop in Paris is bad form, and a surrender to Russia.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2024 10:20 PM (u82oZ)

127 Thanks for the ONT, MisAnthro.

“Vineyard Wind is fully committed to a swift and safe recovery of all

There's a stray quote mark at the end of that link, BTW.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2024 10:20 PM (IG4Id)

128 News headline - Germany to halve aid to Ukraine
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:09 PM (ZBHce)

Whoa! Zelenski's wife is going to have to cut her shopping trip short.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 17, 2024 10:13 PM (g8Ew

Scratch Black Forest Cake from Ukraine state dinners. The horror.
Posted by: Count de Monet

They're sending one Glock instead of Two?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 17, 2024 10:20 PM (VNX3d)

129 AK-47 pistols were very popular in many African civil wars.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:20 PM (mzM2O)

130 'Hate the Krauts all you want, but "Panzerlied" is a catchy martial tune.'

I listen to it every now and then.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

My Pennsylvania German side of the family had dozens of LPs of Marches laying around. Many were from the Home County and performed by bands of the Luftwaffe or Wehrmacht. We listed to them all the time.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2024 10:20 PM (WXNFJ)

131 Germany to Russia, "You get half of Ukraine, Poland gets the other half. And we get a 10 year exclusive natural gas supply at a fixed rate."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:20 PM (ZBHce)

132 Also, Hardrian, congrats to the pooch.

Posted by: GWB at July 17, 2024 10:20 PM (AWrpC)

133 117 103 Razorfist didn't say God f'in Speed. Has he found religion?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 17, 2024 10:17 PM (kpS4V)

He dropped the "f'in" part a little while back.
=====
YouTube finding more words to use to censor posts for any old reason.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 10:21 PM (W+kMI)

134 Pretty sure I saw AOP greeting Jane D'oh in the previous thread.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at July 17, 2024 10:21 PM (/HDaX)

135 Miss Diana was Winners Bitch
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2024 10:08 PM (1Nxff)

My instant thought was, "They've now got a competition for that? And not just likes on Instagram?" Before I got to the parentheses, though, I remembered, "Oh yeah, he has show dogs. NVM."
Posted by: GWB at July 17, 2024 10:15 PM (AWrpC)
***

I was thinking how I saw Winners Bitch open for Twisted Sister.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2024 10:21 PM (W/lyH)

136 lol, NaCly Dog

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 10:21 PM (V13WU)

137 I just hope that the Left will treat Kai with some dignity and respect

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 10:20 PM (gKWVE)

🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 10:21 PM (lX8VI)

138 Vanessa, Don Jr. ‘s ex was sitting in the audience with the other kids, smiling and clapping for Kai.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2024 10:22 PM (fbxqt)

139 That speech by Kai Trump…. Amazing

I’ve been watching these conventions since Reagan. I’ve never been more touched than this night. The 98 year old WW2 vet: amazing. Reading the names of the dead from the Afghanistan bugout….. all in the context of Saturday makes it absolutely unique and incredible.

If Americans had any sense Trump would win 50 states

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 17, 2024 10:22 PM (xT8gx)

140 Don Jr is killing it

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 10:22 PM (gKWVE)

141 Junior's bringing it.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 17, 2024 10:23 PM (l7fPC)

142 Und the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer!

Posted by: Franz Liebkind at July 17, 2024 10:23 PM (V5BDR)

143 If Americans had any sense Trump would win 50 states
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Well....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 17, 2024 10:23 PM (qZEuM)

144 Congratulations, Hadrian, you deserve this happy victory after the last few weeks.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2024 10:23 PM (fbxqt)

145 Joey has COVID

Tomorrow or Friday Rastafarian Raggedy Anne reports he has died in his sleep?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:23 PM (ZBHce)

146 Have a great night, everyone.

Dreams can come true.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2024 10:23 PM (u82oZ)

147 put in jail for making a meme

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 10:23 PM (gKWVE)

148 What's an AK-47 pistol?

Usually what people mean when they say that, what they're talking about is a "Draco" pistol. Looks like they're currently going for $950 on Sportsman's Guide.

Posted by: Bert G at July 17, 2024 10:23 PM (VARTN)

149 Germany to Russia, "You get half of Ukraine, Poland gets the other half. And we get a 10 year exclusive natural gas supply at a fixed rate."
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:20 PM (ZBHce)


Sounds like a good deal to me!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2024 10:23 PM (W/lyH)

150 Don Jr is killing it
Posted by: gKWVE

SEE!!? SEE?!! It's the violence inherent in the far-right's system!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2024 10:23 PM (WXNFJ)

151 ghost of Corn Pop

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 10:24 PM (gKWVE)

152 Razorfist didn't say God f'in Speed. Has he found religion?
Posted by: All Hail Eris


Wasn't the gigantic Patriarchal Crucifix around his neck not a big enough clue?

but seriously, he's always been Christian

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2024 10:24 PM (IG4Id)

153 There are no pockets in a shroud.
Posted by: Robert W. Service

Shit!! How am I gonna pay the ferryman?
Posted by: Tonypete


You whip a gold coin out of your prison wallet, and you swim across.

Posted by: The Ferryman at July 17, 2024 10:25 PM (DgGvY)

154 104 52 Salty Dawg

Hate the Krauts all you want, but "Panzerlied" is a catchy martial tune.
Posted by: Anna Puma

"Deutschland Uber Alles" tune is used for the hymn "Glorious Things Of Thee Are Spoken".
========
Ever since Girls Und Panzer, I am a big fan of "Erika".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3vWPxwm4_o

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 10:25 PM (W+kMI)

155 This is incredible. The head of the SS is in Milwaukee at the RNC. Look at the reception she gets from a couple of Republican Senators.

https://tinyurl.com/36dre6zh

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 10:25 PM (LkLld)

156 Razorfist didn't say God f'in Speed. Has he found religion?
-
He just dropped the f'n a few months ago without explanation that I've heard. When asked in a superchat, he just said that he was bring back his old tagline.

To hear him talk on the topic of religion, it sounds like he was always some flavor of Christian, but just decided he liked his hair long and black clothes when he was in high school.

Posted by: Methos at July 17, 2024 10:25 PM (Dnobf)

157 Four Scores and Seven Women Ago...

Posted by: Penis Discourse at July 17, 2024 10:25 PM (Mlhrz)

158 @139

>>If Americans had any sense Trump would win 50 states

At the end of the day, most people in this country don't vote, that doesn't necessarily mean ballots aren't cast on their behalf.

Voting is the largest faith based activity we engage in as Americans, we can have zero faith they are on the level.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 17, 2024 10:25 PM (XV/Pl)

159 The MSLSD hags are warning their 5 viewers that the language being used in the RNC speeches is very noun-heavy, and - gasp -authoritarians throughout history have used noun-heavy language! In democracies, though, more nuanced language is used!

So, they are dissing people who don't use flowery language, in other words, the authoritarian Rethuglicans and their low-life dumb-ass voters.

Posted by: Gref at July 17, 2024 10:25 PM (5fDan)

160 Shit!! How am I gonna pay the ferryman?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2024 10:18 PM (WXNFJ)

Pull the coins from your eyelids, duh.

Posted by: GWB at July 17, 2024 10:25 PM (AWrpC)

161 Billie Holliday was a titanic talent. What an incredible waste of the gift that God gave her.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 17, 2024 10:26 PM (28Zgz)

162 Quick question - this problem with Jack Smith could be easily solved. Just appoint a sitting U.S. attorney as co-council. Or get the Senate to anoint Jack Smith's position. Should be no problem, right?

Right?

Nope, instead we need to go to a higher court and have them find, somewhere, in the constitution, some sort of legal authority that plainly does not exist. I mean, what else could be simpler, right? Just find a way that the plain reading of the constitution is wrong, and every Attorney General has the power to appoint anyone they want as special prosecutor to go after anyone they please, with an unlimited budget drawn directly from the treasury. I mean, what could go wrong?

Tell me again how Trump will be a dictator....

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 17, 2024 10:26 PM (nLFEI)

163 155 This is incredible. The head of the SS is in Milwaukee at the RNC. Look at the reception she gets from a couple of Republican Senators.

https://tinyurl.com/36dre6zh
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 10:25 PM (LkLld


That's amazing! Finally some balls!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:26 PM (mzM2O)

164 Does Winners Bitch get a sash and tiara and tour the country?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 17, 2024 10:26 PM (kpS4V)

165 46 The link for Quote II gave me a 404 error.
Posted by: Ciampino

Take the "%22" off the end of it.

It's about the windmill that disintegrated in Nantucket and is filling beaches with fiberglass chunks. Or, as they call them, flip-flop test kits.

Posted by: mikeski at July 17, 2024 10:10 PM (DgGvY)
--
Thank you for the fix.
Did anyone foresee and plan for this problem? We know more will go. Those beaches may be lost for a while.

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #03 at July 17, 2024 10:26 PM (qfLjt)

166 'Hate the Krauts all you want, but "Panzerlied" is a catchy martial tune.'

That's nothing! You need to hear the intro to Elfen Lied...and the visuals are great, too!

https://tinyurl.com/ymczp678

NSFW....it's on YouTube, but it's anime renditions of famous Gustav Klimt works, and he likes his naked female forms!

Posted by: Anime Moron at July 17, 2024 10:26 PM (ycI94)

167 The ghost of cornpop!!! Mic drop, that was fantastic!

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at July 17, 2024 10:26 PM (FFn+L)

168
The Razorfist rant video brought back the side by side shots of Trump and Biden during their debate. I swear, the looks PDJT cast toward J'Blowme as he verbally augured in were artfully and subtly derisive. I cannot help but laugh every time that I see them.

... anyway

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 17, 2024 10:26 PM (xG4kz)

169 Shit!! How am I gonna pay the ferryman?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2024 10:18 PM (WXNFJ

Didn't they put coins on your eyes?

Posted by: sal at July 17, 2024 10:27 PM (4lnL8)

170 33 AOPs surgery is July 31 iirc
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2024 10:08 PM (RIvkX)

I don't know why I had July 17 in my mind. thanks for the correct info.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 17, 2024 10:27 PM (QGaXH)

171 Tomorrow or Friday Rastafarian Raggedy Anne reports he has died in his sleep?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Allow me to be first to offer my sympathies to jill on the loss of her lifestyle.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 17, 2024 10:27 PM (vJiyU)

172 Was that Marsha Blackburn chasing down Cheatle?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:27 PM (mzM2O)

173 The tweet making the rounds tonight is that they found 19 loaded handguns at Vance's grandmother's house, after she died.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 17, 2024 10:27 PM (xjTDL)

174 Tomorrow or Friday Rastafarian Raggedy Anne reports he has died in his sleep?
Posted by: Anna Puma


I still think they'll put out a cancer 'diagnosis' story in the next few days and shuffle him off the stage.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2024 10:27 PM (IG4Id)

175 Trump granddaughter was excellent. Liked hearing how he plays golf with her...I thought he was sexist! And raising her to be a Trump.

Biden will copy like he always does, drag a granddaughter out to tell how her dad beau died overseas under sniper fire, then eaten by cannibals.

Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2024 10:28 PM (QAK8m)

176 So don't the Dems have to stick with Joe because Ohio?

Posted by: redbanzai at July 17, 2024 10:28 PM (INH2d)

177 Anna, who is this Destiny character?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 17, 2024 10:28 PM (kpS4V)

178 Evening everyone, thx MisHum. Kiss was the third concert I ever saw . MSG in 1978 (Allman Brothers and BOC) . Great show , but real loud.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 17, 2024 10:28 PM (zte34)

179 I still think they'll put out a cancer 'diagnosis' story in the next few days and shuffle him off the stage.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2024 10:27 PM (IG4Id)

I thought they dropped the Parkinson's bait for that.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 10:28 PM (lX8VI)

180
Nothing is built, nothing is back, nothing is better.

Damn that's good

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 10:29 PM (lX8VI)

181 exdem13

Funkerlied - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7q_WDJ0Yhg

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:29 PM (ZBHce)

182 Any word from our friend Alberta Oil Peon? He was having his procedure today I think. I notice he hasn't posted the last few days.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 17, 2024 10:04 PM (QGaXH)

I am here, and fine as frogs' hair. My surgery is on the 31st of this month. I went on a road trip to B.C. to attend my niece's wedding. Tried one night to get on the internet at the motel, and my ancient Netbook would not play nice with the wifi. Mostly, I was just too busy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2024 10:29 PM (/tezc)

183 So don't the Dems have to stick with Joe because Ohio?
Posted by: redbanzai at July 17, 2024 10:28 PM (INH2d)

I knew Joe Ohio. A hard working salesman he was.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 17, 2024 10:29 PM (0eaVi)

184 It looks like some Republicans grew some nuts.

The look on her face. What a fucking bitch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 17, 2024 10:29 PM (qZEuM)

185 Shit!! How am I gonna pay the ferryman?

Don't pay the ferryman
Don't even fix a price

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 17, 2024 10:29 PM (dZVON)

186 Trump Tough

There's a slogan

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:29 PM (mzM2O)

187 The tweet making the rounds tonight is that they found 19 loaded handguns at Vance's grandmother's house, after she died.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 17, 2024 10:27 PM (xjTDL)

only 19?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 17, 2024 10:29 PM (sJHOI)

188 The tweet making the rounds tonight is that they found 19 loaded handguns at Vance's grandmother's house, after she died.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 17, 2024 10:27 PM (xjTDL)

God bless her, that is a prepared woman.

Posted by: redbanzai at July 17, 2024 10:29 PM (INH2d)

189 Congrats, Hadrian, on Diana's win.
You deserve some good news.

Posted by: sal at July 17, 2024 10:29 PM (4lnL8)

190 For something lighter, try this sci-fi video

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R_ldC5oWAvM

Whoops!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 17, 2024 10:29 PM (VNX3d)

191 184 It looks like some Republicans grew some nuts.

The look on her face. What a fucking bitch.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 17, 2024 10:29 PM (qZEuM

I love it. She deserves every second and a million more.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:29 PM (mzM2O)

192 I would've put Vance on a half hour earlier. 10;30 means some EST viewers will miss it, who otherwise might've stayed up & caught it. 10pm EST would have been best, imo.

Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2024 10:30 PM (NLIak)

193 I mean, what else could be simpler, right? Just find a way that the plain reading of the constitution is wrong, and...

Exactly! You seem to fully understand, and yet still argue like it's a problem? Oh, right...the regressives on SCOTUS. Well, hopefully they won't be a problem much longer.

Posted by: Most judges and attorneys (because they're libs) at July 17, 2024 10:30 PM (ycI94)

194 2. What's an AK-47 pistol?
Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #02 at July 17, 2024 10:15 PM (qfLjt)

As others have said, an AK-47 pistol looks like a mini-AK, but with no stock sticking out behind the pistol grip. I think the Dracos mentioned are still in 7.62x39 (same as a regular AK) so they pack a little bit of punch. I'm kinda surprised I haven't seen any in 9x18 Makarov. As also mentioned, you can build (or buy) AR pistols, as well - in 5.56 (or other rifle calibers) or in pistol calibers.

Posted by: GWB at July 17, 2024 10:30 PM (AWrpC)

195 171 Tomorrow or Friday Rastafarian Raggedy Anne reports he has died in his sleep?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Allow me to be first to offer my sympathies to jill on the loss of her lifestyle.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 17, 2024 10:27 PM (vJiyU)

I always knew you were a compassionate SOB.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 17, 2024 10:30 PM (QXQ4l)

196 I thought Vance was supposed to speak tonight?

Don Jr. is fine and all, but I've heard him before.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 17, 2024 10:30 PM (jGGMD)

197 107 There are no pockets in a shroud.
Posted by: Robert W. Service

Shit!! How am I gonna pay the ferryman?
======
You shouldn't pay him until he gets you to the other side.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 10:31 PM (W+kMI)

198 only 19?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 17, 2024 10:29 PM (sJHOI)


One for each window and door.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 17, 2024 10:31 PM (etuaZ)

199 They say 19 loaded handguns like it's a bad thing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 17, 2024 10:31 PM (zte34)

200 >>@JacquiHeinrich
🚨NEWS: Fox has learned that Senators were told in the all-member briefing today that Thomas Crooks wrote on a gaming platform called ‘Steam’, “July 13 will be my premiere, watch as it unfolds”

>>When investigators reviewed the laptop, they found a few searches in July of: Trump, Biden, when is DNC convention, and July 13 Trump rally

More

https://tinyurl.com/34p5fzdd

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 10:31 PM (LkLld)

201 197 107 There are no pockets in a shroud.
Posted by: Robert W. Service

Shit!! How am I gonna pay the ferryman?
======
You shouldn't pay him until he gets you to the other side.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 10:31 PM (W+kMI)

I thought they switched to Uber.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:31 PM (mzM2O)

202 Sorry I'm late, I was trying to wake Snow White.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 17, 2024 10:31 PM (nLKwz)

203 DEI is like having a drinking problem as a major league hitter - as long as you hit the ball it goes unnoticed. But you start whiffing, and soon EVERYONE knows about your "problem".

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 17, 2024 10:32 PM (nLFEI)

204 >>I thought Vance was supposed to speak tonight?

>>Don Jr. is fine and all, but I've heard him before.

Don Jr. is warm up act. They are buddies.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 10:32 PM (LkLld)

205 Wrap it up, Junior

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 10:32 PM (/7KEl)

206 Thomas Crooks wrote on a gaming platform called ‘Steam’, “July 13 will be my premiere, watch as it unfolds”
----------------------------

Impossible to tell but does that sound like a regular loon or someone who had some promises made to him? 🤔

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 10:32 PM (lX8VI)

207 I had no idea who was Destiny until this weekend.

On Twitter he is OmniLiberal and Elon Musk has yanked his ability to earn ad money. Kick has given him a time out until the end of the month.

But apparently, he is a liberal big fish online and this Saturday he posted to Twitter making fun of Corey getting murdered at the Trump event.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:33 PM (ZBHce)

208 I'm not a fan of Associated Press but their YT coverage of the convention has been excellent. No commenters, no commercials, they just put a camera on the platform and let it go right from the opening. It's what CSPAN USED to do.

Posted by: JTB at July 17, 2024 10:33 PM (zudum)

209 192 I would've put Vance on a half hour earlier. 10;30 means some EST viewers will miss it, who otherwise might've stayed up & caught it. 10pm EST would have been best, imo.
Posted by: mnw

Are there many EST states we're worried about? Not sure what PA is, but MI, WI and NV all benefit from the 1030 EST, I think.

Posted by: Most judges and attorneys (because they're libs) at July 17, 2024 10:33 PM (ycI94)

210 Joe Biden is going to try to pay Charon with a counterfeit

Posted by: neil kinnock at July 17, 2024 10:33 PM (gKWVE)

211 Which Senators were chasing her?

Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2024 10:33 PM (xJEPL)

212 139

"win 50 states"

I'd settle for just ONE of PA; MI or PA.

Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2024 10:33 PM (NLIak)

213 Mis Hum,
Thanks for that top photo. The scene is gorgeous.

Posted by: JTB at July 17, 2024 10:34 PM (zudum)

214 Vance is changing into his leopard-print onesie and stuffing gerbils down his pants.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 17, 2024 10:34 PM (kpS4V)

215 192 I would've put Vance on a half hour earlier. 10;30 means some EST viewers will miss it, who otherwise might've stayed up & caught it. 10pm EST would have been best, imo.
Posted by: mnw

———-

Agree

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 17, 2024 10:35 PM (2fIO4)

216
Kleenex Counter for JDV's speech?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 10:35 PM (6ml7Y)

217
Biden will copy like he always does, drag a granddaughter out to tell how her dad beau died overseas under sniper fire, then eaten by cannibals.
Posted by: LizLem


Nah, shoot for the Moon, J'Blowme, and trot out li'l Navy Biden!

"This is my Pop-Pop who taught my Daddy how to be a disgusting, grasping, and morals-free derelict and I love him SOOOOO much!"

** 'genius' campaign aides slay themselves **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 17, 2024 10:35 PM (xG4kz)

218 "Which Senators were chasing her?"

Looked like Barrasso and Blackburn.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 17, 2024 10:35 PM (qUkBO)

219 All Hail Eris

Dogs prepare you for babies.
Cats prepare you for teenagers.
Gerbils prepare you for work.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:35 PM (ZBHce)

220 211 Which Senators were chasing her?
Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2024 10:33 PM (xJEPL

One was Marsha Blackburn (TN)

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:35 PM (mzM2O)

221 207 I had no idea who was Destiny until this weekend.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:33 PM (ZBHce)

I still don't although I've heard about people debating him for years.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 17, 2024 10:35 PM (etuaZ)

222 199 They say 19 loaded handguns like it's a bad thing
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 17, 2024 10:31 PM (zte34)


Now if it were "Only 19 loaded handguns"...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 17, 2024 10:35 PM (hOUT3)

223 Never fails. I'm sitting there hitting F5 like I'm a meth addicted monkey and it'll give me my next hit when Taco Tuesday announces it's leaving the premises through the back door whether I'm ready or not. So, yeah, I'm a little late.

Yay, National Hot Dog Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Now I want a 7 layer burrito, some pintos n cheese, and a nachos bell grande. I'll give it all to the company tomorrow and charge the labor hour while doing so as well.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 17, 2024 10:36 PM (MsrgL)

224 The tweet making the rounds tonight is that they found 19 loaded handguns at Vance's grandmother's house, after she died.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 17, 2024 10:27 PM (xjTDL)


Sounds like a good start.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2024 10:36 PM (W/lyH)

225 She had 19 because she kept forgetting where she hid them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:37 PM (mzM2O)

226 Speaking of all "muh hwite supremacy", here is something to give the Biden Campaign (snerk) some more reason t hit the antacid.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aM--sPMQeWg

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 10:37 PM (W+kMI)

227 The tweet making the rounds tonight is that they found 19 loaded handguns at Vance's grandmother's house, after she died.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 17, 2024 10:27 PM (xjTDL)


This is what they've got?

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 10:37 PM (lX8VI)

228
Most of MI is EST

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 17, 2024 10:37 PM (xG4kz)

229 191 184 It looks like some Republicans grew some nuts.
The look on her face. What a fucking bitch. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 17, 2024 10:29 PM (qZEuM I love it. She deserves every second and a million more. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:29 PM (mzM2O)

YEP. And will keep happening. Because IF YOU DON"T RESIGN AFTER FAILING CATASTROPHICALLY YOU GET HOUNDED OUT OF OFFICE ANYWAY.

She's the walking dead.

Oh, and WHY THE FUCK IS SHE EVEN THERE? Unless it is to answer questions and apologize profusely.

It is also why you don't hire unqualified DEI idiots to run things. Imagine that was a 40-year Vet of the Secret Service, and not a former Frito Lay executive.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 17, 2024 10:37 PM (nLFEI)

230 Sorry I'm late, I was trying to wake Snow White.
Posted by: tankdemon

Oh great, you kissed a woman passed out in bed, without her permission? Nice. You probably waited until her 7 short dude roommates were away at the mines too.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2024 10:37 PM (WXNFJ)

231 "Where she hid the 19th handgun will surprise you."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:37 PM (ZBHce)

232
"desTiny" is a cuck who doesn't deserve to be mentioned

The little shit took a gamble over the weekend to make an "edge-lord" "hot take." And it ruined him.

He was already Broken; now he's finished.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 10:38 PM (6ml7Y)

233 Thomas Crooks wrote on a gaming platform called ‘Steam’
-
Ah yes, the ever popular comments section of Steam.

I see the FBI is sticking to their promise that no motive will be known.

Posted by: Methos at July 17, 2024 10:38 PM (Dnobf)

234 Which Senators were chasing her?
Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2024 10:33 PM (xJEPL

One was Marsha Blackburn (TN)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:35 PM (mzM2O)

————-

Also the ginger plank of wood from Oklahoma.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 17, 2024 10:38 PM (u73oe)

235 232
"desTiny" is a cuck who doesn't deserve to be mentioned

The little shit took a gamble over the weekend to make an "edge-lord" "hot take." And it ruined him.

He was already Broken; now he's finished.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 10:38 PM (6ml7Y)

Who?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:38 PM (mzM2O)

236 When Project 2025 is implemented, we'll all be forced to stay up past our bedtimes to watch Herr Vance's speeches.

Posted by: Goosesteppin' into the Future at July 17, 2024 10:39 PM (ohEAP)

237 Destiny HAD a wife.

Until he tried to talk her into a three-way. She divorced him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:39 PM (ZBHce)

238
"joe walsh" is another one who soon make a "hot take" that will end his online antics.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 10:39 PM (6ml7Y)

239 One was Marsha Blackburn (TN)
Posted by: AlaBAMA

They love her here and maybe this is part of the reason.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2024 10:39 PM (WXNFJ)

240 >Oh, and WHY THE FUCK IS SHE EVEN THERE?

To dig the hole deeper by pretending to take charge.

Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2024 10:39 PM (SYTee)

241 I was messaging my friend who was about to watch Batman.

I actually went to the theatre by myself and watched Spider Man 3 and Fantastic Four 2.

Dear God.....ughhhh
Same day

Two many villians in Spider Man
And a superhero movie about wedding preparations...

Posted by: Stateless at July 17, 2024 10:39 PM (jvJvP)

242 Nineteen Gun Grandma sounds like a Tarantino character

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 10:39 PM (lX8VI)

243 i have little idea, AlaBAMA, i just keep seeing "Destiny"'s name dropped here a lot. Is he dating Yoko?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 10:40 PM (gKWVE)

244 Try taking a rangefinder into a Biden rally, and see what happens to you.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 17, 2024 10:40 PM (uxCna)

245 Nineteen Gun Grandma?

Stop! Or My Mother Will Shoot!

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:40 PM (ZBHce)

246 The tweet making the rounds tonight is that they found 19 loaded handguns at Vance's grandmother's house, after she died.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

--

Dang. I guess she'd had to sell a bunch to make ends meet.

Poor lady. There but by the grace of God go I.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 10:40 PM (/CRIM)

247 it's my emotional support rangefinder

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 10:41 PM (gKWVE)

248 188 The tweet making the rounds tonight is that they found 19 loaded handguns at Vance's grandmother's house, after she died.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 17, 2024 10:27 PM (xjTDL)

God bless her, that is a prepared woman.
===
I read his book. Mamaw was one tough old broad. Much respect.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 10:41 PM (W+kMI)

249 I keep imagining the dem convention, and my smile keeps getting bigger. Over/under

1) Biden flubs his speech. Multiple times.
2) A floor fight breaks out over who to nominate.
3) A trans queen is on stage and says "Yasssss. Slaaaay!"
4) Hamas supporters disrupt the proceedings.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 17, 2024 10:41 PM (nLFEI)

250 The tweet making the rounds tonight is that they found 19 loaded handguns at Vance's grandmother's house, after she died.
———-

Gilf status achieved.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 17, 2024 10:41 PM (Y8lzz)

251 Vance married up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:41 PM (mzM2O)

252 225 She had 19 because she kept forgetting where she hid them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:37 PM (mzM2O)


I have 19 little girls somewhere in my beach house. I wish right now I could find where I hid just one of them from Jill. I need some real relaxation after pretending to be President the last couple days out in Vegas.

Posted by: Joe B., Child Sexual Therapist at July 17, 2024 10:41 PM (5fDan)

253 ANother white supremacist. what a shame...

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 10:42 PM (V13WU)

254 The tweet making the rounds tonight is that they found 19 loaded handguns at Vance's grandmother's house, after she died.

And?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 17, 2024 10:42 PM (dZVON)

255 Marsha Blackburn & John Barasso (R-WY)

Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2024 10:42 PM (NLIak)

256 But the video I linked, his feelings towards his parents. Oh my gosh. That is a seriously broken person

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:42 PM (ZBHce)

257 Here's an extended version of the Republican Senators cornering the SS Director. Hard to understand.

https://tinyurl.com/yu76trpn

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 10:42 PM (LkLld)

258 I keep imagining the dem convention, and my smile keeps getting bigger. Over/under

1) Biden flubs his speech. Multiple times.
2) A floor fight breaks out over who to nominate.
3) A trans queen is on stage and says "Yasssss. Slaaaay!"
4) Hamas supporters disrupt the proceedings.
Posted by: El Mariachi

You forgot the indictments.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 17, 2024 10:42 PM (RUmyk)

259 I'd much rather my family find 19 $500 guns around the house than not find $500 I hid in 19 weird places and they throw all of it away.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 10:42 PM (/CRIM)

260 I’ve only got 5 loaded and stashed around my house. I’ll do better mamaw.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 17, 2024 10:42 PM (Y8lzz)

261 246 The tweet making the rounds tonight is that they found 19 loaded handguns at Vance's grandmother's house, after she died.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Damn, did she live in Detroit or Oakland?

Posted by: Stateless at July 17, 2024 10:42 PM (jvJvP)

262 I really don't like hearing that the pervert has fraudvid, or anything else that may cause him to either resign or drop out.

I want him beaten in the election. Beaten so badly that he knows what happened. I want him to watch his stuff being removed from the White House and tossed into a dumpster. He needs to be hounded to the end of his days as a fraud, a fake, a phony. Let him be destroyed. Maybe he'll see the light before it's too late.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 17, 2024 10:42 PM (0eaVi)

263 She's beautiful. Did someone say she's a lefty?

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 10:43 PM (lX8VI)

264 "At the end of the day, most people in this country don't vote, that doesn't necessarily mean ballots aren't cast on their behalf.

Voting is the largest faith based activity we engage in as Americans, we can have zero faith they are on the level."

yeah, I wonder how many that did show up to vote, and were told they already voted, had their "new contested vote" counted. Besides all those that never showed up, but somehow a magic ballot was cast for them.

Lots of video of (almost always) women stuffing the ballot box, yet they are not in prison. They do it on a massive scale, but the powers that be somehow ... Don't Care At All. The powers that be Stand Down on such enforcement, but Definitely Will enforce extreme measures against protesters that find fault in The Holy System.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2024 10:43 PM (Cus5s)

265 Try taking a rangefinder into a Biden rally, and see what happens to you.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Heh! Pretty sure I'd burst into flames before I hit the metal detectors.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 17, 2024 10:43 PM (vJiyU)

266
263 She's beautiful. Did someone say she's a lefty?
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 10:43 PM (lX8VI)

Don't think so. She clerked for conservative SC judges.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:43 PM (mzM2O)

267 Ohio.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 17, 2024 10:43 PM (xjTDL)

268 Don't think so. She clerked for conservative SC judges.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:43 PM (mzM2O)

Oh ok I thought someone was bitching about her. She doesn't look like a lefty.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 10:44 PM (lX8VI)

269 230 Oh great, you kissed a woman passed out in bed, without her permission? Nice. You probably waited until her 7 short dude roommates were away at the mines too.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2024 10:37 PM (WXNFJ)

No, I tool a lesson from the Drill Sergeants and just banged the hell out of a garbage can with a baseball bat. I guess she must have had ear buds in, because it wasn't very effective.

So, kissing them, have you found thst an effective method in thebpast?

Posted by: tankdemon at July 17, 2024 10:44 PM (nLKwz)

270 The tweet making the rounds tonight is that they found 19 loaded handguns at Vance's grandmother's house, after she died.

And?
Posted by: Blanco Basura


And? She could only remember the names of 17 of them!

Posted by: Jayne Cobb at July 17, 2024 10:44 PM (DgGvY)

271 Man, there isn't anything better than a woman with black hair. Keep your blondes!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:44 PM (mzM2O)

272
JD's older sister, a teenager at the time, saved him from a bad mother. Then JD was raised by his no-nonsense grandma, who called him "shithead" and other names when he needed it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 10:44 PM (6ml7Y)

273 Oh some people said she was a lefty. They offered no evidence though. Supposedly worked for Kavanaugh and Roberts in the past.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 17, 2024 10:44 PM (Y8lzz)

274 So who do you think the Democrats have lined up for their convention to speak?

Think the Teamsters will be MIA.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:44 PM (ZBHce)

275 Axios: a "photo editor" at a "major news outlet" suggests media should bury the photo of Trump raising his fist because it's "kind of free PR for Trump in a way, and it's dangerous for media organizations to keep sharing that photo despite how good it is."

Yeah, that'll work.

Dipshits.

Posted by: Streisand Effect at July 17, 2024 10:44 PM (VavZF)

276 Busy National Hot Dog Day here today. Went through a whole bottle of Ketchup.

Posted by: Galloping Gourmet at July 17, 2024 10:45 PM (V5BDR)

277 181 exdem13

Funkerlied - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7q_WDJ0Yhg

The Funkerlied is funky.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 10:45 PM (W+kMI)

278 246 The tweet making the rounds tonight is that they found 19 loaded handguns at Vance's grandmother's house, after she died.
Posted by: Notsothoreauthe past?

Is that the grandmother that set his grandfather on fire?

Posted by: tankdemon at July 17, 2024 10:45 PM (nLKwz)

279 JD's wife is cute.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 17, 2024 10:45 PM (g8Ew8)

280 She never mentioned Trump did she?

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 10:45 PM (lX8VI)

281 Biden will copy like he always does, drag a granddaughter out to tell how her dad beau died overseas under sniper fire, then eaten by cannibals.
Posted by: LizLem

I've seen that leaked video. I think James O’Keefe got it? At least the draining of the granddaughter part.
https://tinyurl.com/28ay9b3v

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 17, 2024 10:45 PM (ycI94)

282 good intro usha

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 10:46 PM (gKWVE)

283 271 Man, there isn't anything better than a woman with black hair. Keep your blondes!
=======
She's a fine figure of a woman.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 10:46 PM (W+kMI)

284 Oh, and WHY THE FUCK IS SHE EVEN THERE? (Queen Cheatle) Unless it is to answer questions and apologize profusely.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 17, 2024 10:37 PM (nLFEI)
230 Sorry I'm late, I was trying to wake Snow White.


She's giving a big F U to Trump, and to the Republicans after her scalp.

Posted by: Gref at July 17, 2024 10:46 PM (5fDan)

285 276 Busy National Hot Dog Day here today. Went through a whole bottle of Ketchup.
Posted by: Galloping Gourmet at July 17, 2024 10:45 PM (V5BDR)

Ketchup on a hot dog is a sacrelige.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 17, 2024 10:46 PM (nLKwz)

286
easy with the hitler wave, JD

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 10:46 PM (6ml7Y)

287 The baton is being passed tonight.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 17, 2024 10:46 PM (RUmyk)

288 It's what CSPAN USED to do.


I think CSPAN still does. TBF, I'm not watching the convention so I'm probably wrong. I checked online and the convention was on. CSPAN used to be pretty good.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 17, 2024 10:46 PM (sAmhv)

289 Hope he nails it tonight.

The speech. Not the wife.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:46 PM (mzM2O)

290 JD up.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 17, 2024 10:46 PM (28Zgz)

291 Stop! Or My Mother Will Shoot!

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:40 PM (ZBHce



Dear God! I actually saw that in the theaters.

And I'm in a rural town, barely went to the movies, but saw that.

Bless Estelle Getty for all the laughs..Golden Girls.
That movie sucked..l

Posted by: Stateless at July 17, 2024 10:47 PM (jvJvP)

292 I read people are cursing Hollywood for creating a monster.. haha JD Vance

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 17, 2024 10:47 PM (o3Uyl)

293 Then I will make a pitcher of Gimlets and slide into the pool for an hour or three.

This. I swear.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 17, 2024 10:17 PM (XV/Pl)

I used to love to hit the pool on a warm summer’s night but I’m afraid to now. I’ve lost so much weight that I don’t float any more.

Posted by: javems at July 17, 2024 10:47 PM (8I4hW)

294 CNN:

He's so white.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:47 PM (mzM2O)

295 heh. Just checked 'Hillbilly Elegy' at the local library. 12 copies, now all checked out or reserved.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2024 10:47 PM (XeU6L)

296 raised by his no-nonsense grandma, who called him "shithead" and other names when he needed it.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Nonna? Is that you?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2024 10:47 PM (WXNFJ)

297 182 Any word from our friend Alberta Oil Peon? He was having his procedure today I think. I notice he hasn't posted the last few days.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 17, 2024 10:04 PM (QGaXH)

I am here, and fine as frogs' hair. My surgery is on the 31st of this month. I went on a road trip to B.C. to attend my niece's wedding. Tried one night to get on the internet at the motel, and my ancient Netbook would not play nice with the wifi. Mostly, I was just too busy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2024 10:29 PM (/tezc)

Glad to hear all is well. I'll try to keep the dates straight and keep you in mind. I'm sure all will turn out well.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 17, 2024 10:47 PM (QGaXH)

298 great state - drink!

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 10:47 PM (gKWVE)

299 >>> 163 155 This is incredible. The head of the SS is in Milwaukee at the RNC. Look at the reception she gets from a couple of Republican Senators.

https://tinyurl.com/36dre6zh
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 10:25 PM (LkLld


That's amazing! Finally some balls!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:26 PM (mzM2O)

I'm sad no one asked her if the stairs were dangerously steep.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2024 10:48 PM (VavZF)

300 oh that was funny

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 10:48 PM (gKWVE)

301 274 So who do you think the Democrats have lined up for their convention to speak?

Think the Teamsters will be MIA.
=======
The Teamsters came to the GOP convention this year. that should be one for the history books. AND a serious warning to the Democrats. Their cast-aside members may not be there when it's time to stand up and be counted.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 10:48 PM (W+kMI)

302 "win Michigan too," JD?

Your lips to God's ear!

Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2024 10:48 PM (NLIak)

303 Ketchup on a hot dog is a sacrelige.
Posted by: tankdemon


It's just a hot dog. Calm down.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2024 10:48 PM (IG4Id)

304 As an Ohio Moron, I concur with the need to bring Michigan in too.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 10:49 PM (W+kMI)

305 Not sure why the SS Director is there. She knows nothing about security, which is obvious. She's a checkbox, nothing more. She earned that berating she got.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 17, 2024 10:49 PM (sAmhv)

306 So who do you think the Democrats have lined up for their convention to speak?
-
Hamas, Leslye Headland, and David Tennant.

It'll be a gay old time.

Posted by: Methos at July 17, 2024 10:49 PM (Dnobf)

307 He's pretty good at the speechifying.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:49 PM (mzM2O)

308 Thomas Crooks wrote on a gaming platform called ‘Steam’, “July 13 will be my premiere, watch as it unfolds”
----------------------------

Impossible to tell but does that sound like a regular loon or someone who had some promises made to him? 🤔

Posted by: ...

I do think Steam is a weird place to socialize if it's the only place you socialize online. Most likely he was also on Discord or some other platforms too.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 17, 2024 10:50 PM (hCzfy)

309 Do we really need Meatchicken?

Fine....

*kicks pebble*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:50 PM (mzM2O)

310 exdem13

Have you seen the trailer for the new Netflix Ranma 1 or 2 series?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:50 PM (ZBHce)

311 305 Not sure why the SS Director is there. She knows nothing about security, which is obvious. She's a checkbox, nothing more. She earned that berating she got.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 17, 2024 10:49 PM (sAmhv)

As I wrote above she's personally giving a big F U to Trump and all Republicans after her scalp.

Posted by: Gref at July 17, 2024 10:50 PM (5fDan)

312 >>> 311 305 Not sure why the SS Director is there. She knows nothing about security, which is obvious. She's a checkbox, nothing more. She earned that berating she got.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 17, 2024 10:49 PM (sAmhv)

As I wrote above she's personally giving a big F U to Trump and all Republicans after her scalp.
Posted by: Gref at July 17, 2024 10:50 PM (5fDan)

Laugh it up while you can, bint.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2024 10:51 PM (VavZF)

313 I'm watching on CSPAN. They just point the cameras at the action and the people. No commentary.

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 10:51 PM (/7KEl)

314 303 Ketchup on a hot dog is a sacrelige.
Posted by: tankdemon

It's just a hot dog. Calm down.
====
"I mean, what sort of person puts ketchup on a hot dog?" - Dirty Harry Callaghan

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 10:52 PM (W+kMI)

315
As I wrote above she's personally giving a big F U to Trump and all Republicans after her scalp.
Posted by: Gref at July 17, 2024 10:50 PM (5fDan

Yeah, they knew there was zero reason for her to be there except to give everyone the finger.

Glad her vagina was chased out of the building.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:52 PM (mzM2O)

316 LUPINS!!!!

Posted by: Dennis Moore at July 17, 2024 10:52 PM (w6EFb)

317 Tuned in to the convention just in time to see Mrs. Vance, and now himself. He's growing on me.

This is some election year, eh?!

Howdy y'all. Thanks for another ONT, MisHum.

I still say they should've shaped Trump's bandage like a Spock-Vulcan ear.

Posted by: mindful webworker - time keeps on ticking at July 17, 2024 10:52 PM (iH7eX)

318 Palin still has the best RNC VP speech I ever saw

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 10:53 PM (lX8VI)

319 "one and future" - our king Arthur?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 10:53 PM (gKWVE)

320 "Wolverines!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:53 PM (ZBHce)

321 I got a bad feeling about this.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 17, 2024 10:53 PM (Y8lzz)

322 318 Palin still has the best RNC VP speech I ever saw
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 10:53 PM (lX8VI

She was wasted on McCain.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:53 PM (mzM2O)

323 It's a shameful fact how alcoholics and junkies only live to get high leaving them almost completely vulnerable to the avaricious.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 17, 2024 10:11 PM (l7fPC)

What? What?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 17, 2024 10:53 PM (qUnMj)

324 Man, who to root for here?

@newsbusters 9m
Blame Opie! Variety Slams Director Ron Howard for Movie Creating 'Monster' J.D. Vance

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2024 10:54 PM (IG4Id)

325 So, can they ask her to get up there and 'splain herself at the RNC convention? Might be kind of interesting TV

Posted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2024 10:54 PM (eZJ2c)

326 so not to be Mr. Rainy Day but I'm starting to see why JD Vance only squeaked out a victory in Ohio.

The crowd also seems dead. This might have been too long a night.

Posted by: Nobody reads ace except ace and him only barely at July 17, 2024 10:54 PM (KRtlO)

327 Just root for injuries on both sides.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:54 PM (ZBHce)

328 321 I got a bad feeling about this.
Posted by: Kamala Harris
-------------------

Spit it out.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 17, 2024 10:54 PM (l7fPC)

329 The tweet making the rounds tonight is that they found 19 loaded handguns at Vance's grandmother's house, after she died.

And?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310

They're still trying to figure out where she had the boating accident for the others.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 17, 2024 10:54 PM (VNX3d)

330 Vance accepts the nomination

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 10:54 PM (gKWVE)

331 Man, who to root for here?
————

Root for the knife.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 17, 2024 10:54 PM (Y8lzz)

332 yeah he's ... fina I guess?

making me miss lil Marco

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 10:55 PM (s3qiR)

333 "I mean, what sort of person puts ketchup on a hot dog?" - Dirty Harry Callaghan
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 10:52 PM (W+kMI)

———-

Commies that’s who!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 17, 2024 10:55 PM (2fIO4)

334 310 exdem13

Have you seen the trailer for the new Netflix Ranma 1 or 2 series?
======
Haven't seen it yet, Anna, but I'm in. The Urusei Yatsura redo was an excellent success! Only problem is now we have to explain to a bunch of stupid shippers and even more stupid DEI NPCs that Ranma is NOT trans! He is a dude, wants to remain a dude, and is really freaked out at times that his dudette form is getting almost accustomed.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 10:55 PM (W+kMI)

335 Mostly, I was just too busy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2024 10:29 PM (/tezc)

Very good on ya! Congrats to the family. Goo to see you.

Posted by: GWB at July 17, 2024 10:55 PM (AWrpC)

336 I like the school timeline for Biden. Good formulation.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 10:55 PM (lX8VI)

337 Good night, y’all. I feel like I have been beaten by a 2x4.

Posted by: Piper at July 17, 2024 10:55 PM (p4NUW)

338 Still curious where this puts DeSantis.

JD will have the top spot on 2028

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:56 PM (mzM2O)

339 I told my terrific Millennial cousin that the keys to nation were being passed on tonight with the JD Vance speech and I knew that she and her fellow travelers were ready and would do a great job. I also reminded her with this done, that I, having nothing to do now, am looking forward to spending my remaining years backseat driving. The response I got was she planned on spinning donuts on my lawn. God Bless America.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 17, 2024 10:56 PM (RUmyk)

340 Cobra Kai starts tomorrow. Guess I'll watch it on Friday.

Posted by: Nobody reads ace except ace and him only barely at July 17, 2024 10:56 PM (KRtlO)

341 He's hitting his stride now. Jobs!

Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2024 10:56 PM (NLIak)

342 337 Good night, y’all. I feel like I have been beaten by a 2x4.
Posted by: Piper at July 17, 2024 10:55 PM (p4NUW)

Night girl!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:56 PM (mzM2O)

343 >>making me miss lil Marco

lol

Posted by: Nobody reads ace except ace and him only barely at July 17, 2024 10:56 PM (KRtlO)

344 Exdem13

Have you forgotten the early days? When Takahashi Rumiko kept having to say "Don't ask me about Ranma-chan getting pregnant."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:56 PM (ZBHce)

345 J.D. Vance gives the real state of the Midwest thanks to globalists. Poor Middletown, hanging on today, somehow.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 10:57 PM (W+kMI)

346 Mazel tov Miss Diana

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2024 10:57 PM (RIvkX)

347 Finally, JD getting to the good stuff.
Bad trade deals, dumb wars

Posted by: Ex GOP at July 17, 2024 10:57 PM (GpUII)

348 Wonder if Marco is still locking his trash cans.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:58 PM (mzM2O)

349 yep he's warming up

not sure being an author necessarily translates to a naturally great public speaker - he'll work on it!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 10:58 PM (s3qiR)

350 Good on Trump giving this platform to a "hillbilly".

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 10:58 PM (lX8VI)

351 Grandma Vance sounds like a Moron

Posted by: Methos at July 17, 2024 10:58 PM (Dnobf)

352 what is he talkin about

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 10:59 PM (/7KEl)

353 351 Grandma Vance sounds like a Moron
Posted by: Methos at July 17, 2024 10:58 PM (Dnobf

Oh yeah.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:59 PM (mzM2O)

354 344 Exdem13

Have you forgotten the early days? When Takahashi Rumiko kept having to say "Don't ask me about Ranma-chan getting pregnant."
----------
Yes, I remember that. Really funny! We'll also have to console a new generation of Ryouga x U-chan shippers that the ship was officially sunk by Word of God. Akari-chan was kawai though.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 10:59 PM (W+kMI)

355 Politics is downstream of culture or so I've heard. It's a big FU to the self-appointed coastal elites

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 10:59 PM (lX8VI)

356 CNN:

Vance family condones murdering kid with car.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 10:59 PM (mzM2O)

357 No Sugar but it's a new Revolution taking over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMG-Mi9I0-k

Posted by: Braenyard at July 17, 2024 10:59 PM (l7fPC)

358 This guy is clean. He's articulate. I mean it's storybook, man.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 11:00 PM (lX8VI)

359 Ok, won’t hold the Ohio state university against him.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 17, 2024 11:00 PM (2NHgQ)

360 Vance celebrates Mamaw, the Marines, and OSU in the same paragraph. He knows how to hit the high notes!

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 11:00 PM (W+kMI)

361 358 This guy is clean. He's articulate. I mean it's storybook, man.
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 11:00 PM (lX8VI

Clearly the best choice.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 11:00 PM (mzM2O)

362 322 318 Palin still has the best RNC VP speech I ever saw
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 10:53 PM (lX8VI

The left went insane going after her! Loved her!

Moved to the US in 1999 and legally voted in 2000 and 2004. Of course R.

Like the rest of us, voted for Sarah in 2008. My first ever happy vote. Well, aside from that panty waste McCain.

Fuck unity...

Posted by: Stateless at July 17, 2024 11:00 PM (jvJvP)

363 AOP back last post, at a wedding. Left a groaner of a joke. Go stale fast when away.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 17, 2024 11:01 PM (4780s)

364 My most treasured picture of my grandmother and myself is us both flicking off the camera. She had suffered a stroke a few months earlier and would pass a month later but she was still a badass.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 17, 2024 11:01 PM (Y8lzz)

365 >>>358 This guy is clean. He's articulate. I mean it's storybook, man.

He's the first mainstream hillbilly politician, man

Posted by: Nobody reads ace except ace and him only barely at July 17, 2024 11:01 PM (KRtlO)

366 Who wants to read a crazy conspiracy theory about the Trump attempted assassination? This is pretty wild but what isn't these days?

https://tinyurl.com/2cus4uvf

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 11:01 PM (LkLld)

367 Vance’s wife is a sleeper agent for the deep state who will be activated should Vance become president

I’m just putting it out there before Alex Jones does

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 17, 2024 11:01 PM (DBZuM)

368 Ace!

You're still up and reading screens? Dude. Please go see an ophthalmologist tomorrow. You only get one set of eyes.

And we need you in tip top shape. I can't wait for the shredding you're going to give the Dems during their convention. Just thinking about it makes me laugh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2024 11:01 PM (r36Mc)

369 I'm related to every Vance in Eastern Kentucky. You can bet your sweet ass MaMaw Vance had plenty more hid where they couldn't find 'em.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 17, 2024 11:01 PM (Vvh2V)

370 Exdem13

Heh. Now if someone would make an anime of Ninja High School.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 11:01 PM (ZBHce)

371 Has the crease in his slacks been examined and found wanting?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2024 11:02 PM (eZJ2c)

372 Well, I'm going to go read about some 16th century politics now.
Thank y'all for being here.

Posted by: sal at July 17, 2024 11:02 PM (4lnL8)

373 351 Grandma Vance sounds like a Moron
=======
Grandma Vance could have been the Grandma to many Morons. If she had been my Grandma I would've become Vice President too out of self-defense.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 11:02 PM (W+kMI)

374 It's like when the Irish got their first President.

Except we're hillbillies and it's just the vice presidency.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 11:02 PM (mzM2O)

375 Up until now I’ve only seen Vance in confrontational interview situations, where he’s impressive. For my dime, he’s giving a really good speech

Just noticed he named one of his kids Vivek… who he’s been friends with for awhile apparently

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 17, 2024 11:02 PM (xT8gx)

376 >>You're still up and reading screens? Dude. Please go see an ophthalmologist tomorrow. You only get one set of eyes.

Thanks... they've improved in the later part of the day. I hope tomorrow they're better. I've been putting on erythromycin ointment in case there's an infection.

Posted by: Nobody reads ace except ace and him only barely at July 17, 2024 11:03 PM (KRtlO)

377 He's doing OK. Not with the best tonight but far better than the average. By the time he gets on campaign trail he'll be good.
He's more comfortable now than when he started.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 17, 2024 11:03 PM (l7fPC)

378
Better speech line:
Have failed and failed while getting richer and richer.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 11:03 PM (6ml7Y)

379 Thanks... they've improved in the later part of the day. I hope tomorrow they're better. I've been putting on erythromycin ointment in case there's an infection.

Posted by: Nobody reads ace except ace and him only barely at July 17, 2024 11:03 PM (KRtlO)

Might be Chlamydia

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 11:04 PM (lX8VI)

380 342 337 Good night, y’all. I feel like I have been beaten by a 2x4.
Posted by: Piper at July 17, 202

Go to bed.
Sleep well.

Tonorrow is the start of the best year of my life!

Ahhh Hell, you too. Actually wait a day. Then the best year of your life!

Posted by: Stateless at July 17, 2024 11:05 PM (jvJvP)

381 why do beards get gray SO MUCH earlier than your head hair? he has a nice beard but already with the graying!

it's just a weird thing I wonder about

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 11:05 PM (s3qiR)

382 CNN: JD Vance to be indicted for conspiracy to commit murder by automobile.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 17, 2024 11:05 PM (RUmyk)

383 >>> 379 Thanks... they've improved in the later part of the day. I hope tomorrow they're better. I've been putting on erythromycin ointment in case there's an infection.

Posted by: Nobody reads ace except ace and him only barely at July 17, 2024 11:03 PM (KRtlO)

Might be Chlamydia
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 11:04 PM (lX8VI)

Are you sure it isn't Lupus?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2024 11:05 PM (VavZF)

384 Ace has sore-eye-isis?

Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2024 11:05 PM (SYTee)

385 "DRILL BABY DRILL!!"

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 11:05 PM (W+kMI)

386 YES WE ARE!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 11:05 PM (s3qiR)

387 WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS
WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 11:05 PM (gKWVE)

388 The crowd cheering isn't coming across as loud as it should be. That's a technical failure.

Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2024 11:05 PM (NLIak)

389 In the Eighties Oscar Meyer sold hot dogs stuffed with cheese. What they need to do is bring them back except filled with ketchup.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2024 11:06 PM (IG4Id)

390 He did fine. I really like the guy.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 17, 2024 11:06 PM (mH6SG)

391
"That's my boy."

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 11:06 PM (6ml7Y)

392 390 He did fine. I really like the guy.


Agree!

yeppers

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 11:06 PM (s3qiR)

393 "Special Counsel Jack Smith has formally appealed a federal judge’s dismissal of criminal charges against former President Trump over his alleged mishandling of classified information after finding the prosecutor was unlawfully appointed."

I assume he's paying for his own lawyer. Right?

Right?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 17, 2024 11:06 PM (w6EFb)

394 Probably bursitis.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 11:06 PM (mzM2O)

395 she said "That's my boy!" ...yep , ther he is

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 11:06 PM (V13WU)

396 J D's MOM

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 11:07 PM (gKWVE)

397 So awesome his mom is there!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 11:07 PM (mzM2O)

398 I soooo want a JD Vance - Kamala Harris debate.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2024 11:07 PM (XeU6L)

399 The crowd chants are hilarious.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 17, 2024 11:07 PM (4XwPj)

400 Who let that cocksucker Mitt Romney in? And why is Mike Johnson allowing meek, that's his name, meek, to be next to him?

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 17, 2024 11:07 PM (MsrgL)

401 The cheerleading squad is in fine form tonight. The Dems are never going to match it.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 11:07 PM (W+kMI)

402 This crowd is killing me

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 11:07 PM (mzM2O)

403 Axios: a "photo editor" at a "major news outlet" suggests media should bury the photo of Trump raising his fist because it's "kind of free PR for Trump in a way, and it's dangerous for media organizations to keep sharing that photo despite how good it is."

Horse. Barn door. Assembly required.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 17, 2024 11:07 PM (w6EFb)

404 399 The crowd chants are hilarious.


I feel like Eric and Don jr are starting them lol

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 11:08 PM (s3qiR)

405 YES OWN IT!

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 17, 2024 11:08 PM (Y8lzz)

406 Here's my thing...
Pro vax....
Ugh


We need to start getting vengeance.

Posted by: Stateless at July 17, 2024 11:08 PM (jvJvP)

407 Hahaha. Handgun story!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 11:09 PM (mzM2O)

408 >>> 366 Who wants to read a crazy conspiracy theory about the Trump attempted assassination? This is pretty wild but what isn't these days?

https://tinyurl.com/2cus4uvf
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 11:01 PM (LkLld)

Can we *finally* deport Soros' shriveled ass to Hungary so they can deal with him, and maybe the rest of his WEFtard family too?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2024 11:09 PM (VavZF)

409
"A gun in every room" is a thing, I learned when living in Kentucky.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 11:09 PM (6ml7Y)

410 Note to self: get rid of the silverware and buy more home protection.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 17, 2024 11:09 PM (RUmyk)

411 Pence and Vance both have that steady calming presence. Interesting to see what Trump thinks he needs for "balance" on a ticket. I think he's right.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 11:09 PM (lX8VI)

412 Someone needs to tell the pervert in chief that if a child is 7 or 8 it is still pedophilia. Geez. And there are still idiots that let him near their little kids. And his handlers won't rein him in. Biden handlers, get a leash and a choke chain.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 17, 2024 11:10 PM (0Htd1)

413 Busy National Hot Dog Day here today. Went through a whole bottle of Ketchup.
Posted by: Galloping Gourmet at July 17, 2024 10:45 PM (V5BDR)

Nobody… but nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog!

Posted by: Harry Callahan at July 17, 2024 11:10 PM (JRP2U)

414 408 >>> 366 Who wants to read a crazy conspiracy theory about the Trump attempted assassination? This is pretty wild but what isn't these days?


ok thanks for this! I had the deets totally wrong

anyway glad people are looking into! very sus

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 11:10 PM (s3qiR)

415 It's interesting to realize that Trump is a target of the U.S. government but Soros isn't.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 11:10 PM (/CRIM)

416 >>> 412 Someone needs to tell the pervert in chief that if a child is 7 or 8 it is still pedophilia. Geez. And there are still idiots that let him near their little kids. And his handlers won't rein him in. Biden handlers, get a leash and a choke chain.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 17, 2024 11:10 PM (0Htd1)

Shock collar, bear-sized.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2024 11:10 PM (VavZF)

417 ok thanks for this! I had the deets totally wrong

anyway glad people are looking into! very sus
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 11:10 PM (s3qiR


Surely just a coincidence! Just like all the people shorting airline stocks before 9-11.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 11:11 PM (mzM2O)

418
Question: Does "rent control" lead to higher or lower house prices?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 11:11 PM (6ml7Y)

419 Kind of letting the crowd step on his speech a little bit.

Not a rip roaring speech, but an affable jolly fellow.

Pretty wife, nice to look at vs. Kamala's wife.

Compelling backstory obviously, and I think he will appeal to those millenials and Xers.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 17, 2024 11:11 PM (Mlhrz)

420
Everything is looking up under the Democrats.

Gas is up
Joblessness is up
Crime is up

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 11:12 PM (lX8VI)

421 313 I'm watching on CSPAN. They just point the cameras at the action and the people. No commentary.
Posted by: Don Black



Good. I was wondering if they 'changed' over the years. Glad it's still put a camera up and let it roll. Commentary is overrated and usually wrong.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 17, 2024 11:12 PM (sAmhv)

422 >>It's interesting to realize that Trump is a target of the U.S. government but Soros isn't.

Soros was in business with the government, that's where he made his real money.

Soros has been working with the CIA/State to run color revolutions for years including Ukraine. It's a lot easier to make currency bets when you are helping overturn governments.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 11:13 PM (LkLld)

423 MAGOA

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 11:13 PM (lX8VI)

424 He needs to stop pausing for every crowd chant.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 11:13 PM (mzM2O)

425 A gun in every room" is a thing, I learned when living in Kentucky.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 11:09 PM (6ml7Y)

It's a thing in most southern states.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 17, 2024 11:13 PM (g8Ew8)

426 "A gun in every room" is a thing, I learned when living in Kentucky.

Posted by: Soothsayer
-----

I've mentioned before that while visiting my sis and BIL (USAF,ret), looking in a kitchen drawer for something, and there in the drawer was a Judge. I asked my BIL about it, 'Kitchen Utensil', he replied.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2024 11:13 PM (XeU6L)

427 >>> 420
Everything is looking up under the Democrats.

Gas is up
Joblessness is up
Crime is up
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 11:12 PM (lX8VI)

That's right! The gas in your tank is now worth $150, you're fun-employed, and you get *two* muggers per ATM visit!

Posted by: Brandon at July 17, 2024 11:13 PM (VavZF)

428 Question: Does "rent control" lead to higher or lower house prices?
Posted by: Soothsayer


Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 11:14 PM (/NEnv)

429 ooh great line about the Chinese middle class being built on the backs of Americans!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 11:14 PM (s3qiR)

430 I've mentioned before that while visiting my sis and BIL (USAF,ret), looking in a kitchen drawer for something, and there in the drawer was a Judge. I asked my BIL about it, 'Kitchen Utensil', he replied.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
-------

Should have mentioned, N. Georgia mountains.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2024 11:14 PM (XeU6L)

431 411 This is a BIG step-up from Pence, imo.

He's got that "grin at the audience" thang down.

I think people are gonna like this guy.

I get, uh... excited (yeah, that's it) every time he talks about PA & MI! Ohhh, yes!

Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2024 11:14 PM (NLIak)

432 We can only do this stuff with a competent congress.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 11:14 PM (mzM2O)

433 I remember the Dan Quayle catastrophe…. Vance is no Dan Quayle. He does have a certain amount of gravitas…. Maybe it’s his Marines background

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 17, 2024 11:15 PM (xT8gx)

434 We can only do this stuff with a competent congress.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Amen.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 17, 2024 11:15 PM (vJiyU)

435 Vance's grandma was wild, apparently they tamed her story way down for the movie. Love how proud he is of his family.

Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2024 11:15 PM (QAK8m)

436 >>> 432 We can only do this stuff with a competent congress.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 11:14 PM (mzM2O)

Hey! We're *very* good at uh, managing our investments!

Posted by: GOPe at July 17, 2024 11:15 PM (VavZF)

437 424 He needs to stop pausing for every crowd chant.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 11:13 PM (mzM2O)


———


Ok speech with good content but doesn’t seem to be able to work up the crowd.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 17, 2024 11:16 PM (2fIO4)

438 It's just a hot dog. Calm down.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2024 10:48 PM (IG4Id)
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On National Hot Dog Day??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2024 11:16 PM (RIvkX)

439 I've mentioned before that while visiting my sis and BIL (USAF,ret), looking in a kitchen drawer for something, and there in the drawer was a Judge. I asked my BIL about it, 'Kitchen Utensil', he replied.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2024 11:13 PM (XeU6L)

Wienerschnitzel !

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 11:16 PM (V13WU)

440 >>> 438 It's just a hot dog. Calm down.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2024 10:48 PM (IG4Id)
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On National Hot Dog Day??
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2024 11:16 PM (RIvkX)

So close to Pride Month?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2024 11:16 PM (VavZF)

441 Moar internetz rumorz:

@JackPosobiec
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Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2024 11:17 PM (IG4Id)

442
Wienerschnitzel !
Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 11:16 PM (V13WU)


gesundheit

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 11:17 PM (mzM2O)

443
Isn't Poso usually full of shit?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 11:18 PM (6ml7Y)

444 Ouoh! He just said "MI, PA and WI"!

He knows why he's up there.

Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2024 11:18 PM (NLIak)

445 @JackPosobiec
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Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2024 11:17 PM (IG4Id)

LOL!!!

they are civil war in the D party !

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 11:18 PM (V13WU)

446 A gun in every room" is a thing, I learned when living in Kentucky.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 11:09 PM (6ml7Y)

It's a thing in most southern states.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons


Two rifles at the front door. One at the back door. Half dozen in my office. Two in nightstands.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 11:19 PM (/NEnv)

447 12m
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Posted by: weft cut-loop

Pass the buck. Perfect. Gotta dip the beak first.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 17, 2024 11:19 PM (RUmyk)

448 Vance's grandma was wild, apparently they tamed her story way down for the movie.
Posted by: LizLem
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The line from his grandma, 'And JD, no one will ever know...' .

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2024 11:19 PM (XeU6L)

449 414 408 >>> 366 Who wants to read a crazy conspiracy theory about the Trump attempted assassination? This is pretty wild but what isn't these days?


ok thanks for this! I had the deets totally wrong

anyway glad people are looking into! very sus
Posted by: BlackOrchid



Surely just a coincidence! Just like all the people shorting airline stocks before 9-11.
Posted by: AlaBAMA



I really didn't want to live in 'Interesting Times' but here we are.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 17, 2024 11:19 PM (sAmhv)

450 Kamala advisors straight up telling Biden advisors it’s time to pass the buck, exact words used, per WH official. This is the first direct, open confrontation at the senior level
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2024 11:17 PM (IG4Id)

"Passing the buck" means to avoid doing something. "Passing the baton", maybe?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2024 11:19 PM (/tezc)

451 12m
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hahahaha

That's fantastic if true.

"Pass the buck." Would you expect anything less from Karmella?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 11:19 PM (/CRIM)

452 too long
needs an editor

don't let your speech outlast the audience's enthusiasm to hear it

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 11:19 PM (/7KEl)

453 fight for your home

what a concept!

doesn't apply to cities, I guess. we just have to leave them to rot.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 11:20 PM (s3qiR)

454 "Passing the buck" means to avoid doing something. "Passing the baton", maybe?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2024 11:19 PM (/tezc)


Top. Females.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 11:20 PM (mzM2O)

455 Nobody… but nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog!
Posted by: Harry Callahan at July 17, 2024 11:10 PM (JRP2U

Yeah, gotta keep it classy when you're stuffing dick-shaped smashed pork assholes into your fat fucking face.

Posted by: Etiquette at July 17, 2024 11:20 PM (ohEAP)

456 Kamala advisors straight up telling Biden advisors it’s time to pass the buck, exact words used,

That's a baton, you idiots. You're mixing your metaphors.
If you thought Biden was dumb... are we ready for the first actually retarded President?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 11:20 PM (gKWVE)

457 No, seriously, HBCUs are great.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 11:20 PM (/CRIM)

458 this is the close I think

I think?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 11:21 PM (s3qiR)

459 I have one in every room, the garage, and in the car.

Posted by: oldnorthstate at July 17, 2024 11:21 PM (V5BDR)

460 This thread is overly phallic.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 11:21 PM (mzM2O)

461 BREAKING: Massive drama right now in WH, Kamala advisors straight up telling Biden advisors it’s time to pass the buck, exact words used, per WH official. This is the first direct, open confrontation at the senior level
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2024 11:17 PM (IG4Id)

heh

Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2024 11:21 PM (xJEPL)

462 "Passing the buck" sounds like what they did in the Chicago bathhouse.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 11:21 PM (gKWVE)

463 BREAKING: Massive drama right now in WH, Kamala advisors straight up telling Biden advisors it’s time to pass the buck, exact words used, per WH official. This is the first direct, open confrontation at the senior level
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2024 11:17 PM (IG4Id)


I don't like to take Interest rumors at face value, especially coming from Posobiec.

However, if the coup is on, this is how I'd expect the first stages to play out, with shifting loyalties and "time to pick a side" conversations behind the scenes.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 17, 2024 11:21 PM (jGGMD)

464 Everything is looking up under the Democrats.

Gas is up
Joblessness is up
Crime is up
Posted by: ... a

Hey, I've been posting prices of stuff from my local Canadian store, in Canadian dollars. Holy shit, we look good!

The dems are screwed, unless people don't like to eat..

Posted by: Stateless at July 17, 2024 11:21 PM (jvJvP)

465 Unfortunately, all of our weapons were lost in a tragic boating accident.

Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2024 11:22 PM (xJEPL)

466 It's time to pickle sides!
- Karmella

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 11:22 PM (/CRIM)

467 12m
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First, it's "pass the torch". Not pass the buck.

If they want him to pass the buck, then Kamala owns the assassination attempt.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 11:22 PM (/NEnv)

468
I shit you not, my KY neighbor showed me his new brand Taurus revolver and said something like "and this one will go in the bathroom."

I was, like, bathroom? He was, like, yeah, one in every room. I got one in the living room, the bedrooms, the closets, the kitchen.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 11:22 PM (6ml7Y)

469 promise me you'll write shorter speeches

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 11:22 PM (/7KEl)

470 What kills me is that no one in the Democratic Party had a clue Biden was this bad before the debate.

Was he hidden that well??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 11:22 PM (mzM2O)

471 I like circles!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 17, 2024 11:22 PM (Y8lzz)

472 it's good to know that Kramala is surrounded by geniuses like herself

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 11:23 PM (V13WU)

473 Weird seg into talking about his final resting place. Must be his literary bent showing up.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 17, 2024 11:23 PM (2NHgQ)

474 Isn't Poso usually full of shit?
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 11:18 PM (6ml7Y)


9 times out of 10.

This could be the 10th, it could not.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 17, 2024 11:23 PM (jGGMD)

475 I can definitely see the idiots saying it's time to pass the buck.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 17, 2024 11:23 PM (Vvh2V)

476 WHEW! I feel like I ran a marathon lol

JD, love you guy, SHORTER SPEECHES

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 11:23 PM (s3qiR)

477 ok bar band is on, i guess that's the last speech

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 11:23 PM (gKWVE)

478 Kamala vs Vance….. stop the fight!!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 17, 2024 11:23 PM (xT8gx)

479 He was, like, yeah, one in every room.
———

Yup.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 17, 2024 11:24 PM (Y8lzz)

480 ... and it's Don't Fucking Stop by Fleetwood Mac

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 11:24 PM (gKWVE)

481 "Pass the buck." Would you expect anything less from Karmella?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Pass the mouthwash and a towel comes to mind?

Posted by: Almost Zombie Willie Brown at July 17, 2024 11:24 PM (RUmyk)

482 Destiny is a real weird little CHUD. He's one of these 'im a doctrinaire Leftist who despises all normies, but I also despise a couple of Democrats so I'm all balanced n shit" guys. They're a dime a dozen. They're all boring and lame, and he's no different in that regard.

BUT, he's also a very weird, off-putting person. He's always high AF on Adderall or some other stimulant. And he's a proud cuck whose wife left their "open marriage," which I gather from him meant that she opened her legs and he blabbed on about how smart that is, until she ditched his weird ass.

His recent controversy seems to be that he got demonetized on the Twitter for taunting the family of the dead fireman, who obviously had it coming, like all people who attend Trump rallies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2024 11:24 PM (GykSX)

483 473 Weird seg into talking about his final resting place. Must be his literary bent showing up.

it touched me quite a bit

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 11:24 PM (s3qiR)

484 Stealing the Clinton theme is an interesting choice.

Posted by: Methos at July 17, 2024 11:24 PM (Dnobf)

485 Isn't Poso usually full of shit?
Posted by: Soothsayer


Rumors of his humility are greatly exaggerated.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2024 11:24 PM (IG4Id)

486

Awwww...

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 11:24 PM (6ml7Y)

487 Dems are watching this, too, and can see the writing on the wall.

Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin

Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2024 11:24 PM (xJEPL)

488 >>> I like circles!
Posted by: Kamala Harris

My mouth is a circle my bosses put their peepees in!!!

Posted by: Kamala at July 17, 2024 11:24 PM (KRtlO)

489 Amy Adams and Glenn Close blended so beautifully into their roles in the film as Vance's mom and grandma. Their scenes of addiction and abuse were raw and painful to watch, it felt like it was happening to real people, a documentary not a film.

So glad to see his mom clean and sober! That will be a great celebration in the WH. Trump has been touched by addiction in the family, he knows that pain.

Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2024 11:24 PM (QAK8m)

490 Biden schemed his whole life to be Pres.
Jill doesn't want to go anywhere.

Biden will have to be dragged out in multiple body bags.

Posted by: Stateless at July 17, 2024 11:24 PM (jvJvP)

491
Awww, a family that looks like America

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 11:25 PM (6ml7Y)

492 Mighty speech!! All the energy, all the message, all the connections to the USA as a great nation, not a piggy bank for the elites and invaders. We can take this sort of message all the way to the White House.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 11:25 PM (W+kMI)

493 I only have 3 loaded at the moment

I denounce myself

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 11:25 PM (/7KEl)

494 I really liked it.

I think he'll inspire confidence. Also high "Q rating" (likeability), as they say in TV biz.

Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2024 11:25 PM (NLIak)

495 No hugs for mama.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 17, 2024 11:25 PM (l7fPC)

496 Mjölnir is back.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 11:26 PM (V13WU)

497 Was he hidden that well??
Posted by: AlaBAMA

They saw the public notice.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 17, 2024 11:26 PM (vJiyU)

498 I wonder how long before BLM insists Trump stop using the raised fist as his new trademark?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2024 11:26 PM (KUush)

499 Night folks!

But more guns. 19 is the bare minimum.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 11:26 PM (mzM2O)

500 all right! good night morons!

onto to tomorrow! let's see how the President is feeling (the real one, not joetato)

and how ace's eyes are doing!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 11:26 PM (s3qiR)

501 Does Karmella have any kids?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 11:27 PM (/CRIM)

502 470 What kills me is that no one in the Democratic Party had a clue Biden was this bad before the debate.

Was he hidden that well??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 11:22 PM (mzM2O

No. Hell, we've been talking about grampa shitpants's lack of mental acuity since day one. It's been on display in news clip after news clip. His own side fabricated a stutter story last campaign as a cover for his dementia-addled speech. A stutter never previously mentioned in his decades and decades of public life. This has all been out in the open all along. People acting surprised are a bunch of phonies and liars.

Posted by: Screw Them at July 17, 2024 11:27 PM (ohEAP)

503 Weird seg into talking about his final resting place. Must be his literary bent showing up.

it touched me quite a bit

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 11:24 PM (s3qiR)


Same. I'm the fifth generation to live in this area, everyone's buried at the cemetery 10 miles down the road. That means something to me.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 17, 2024 11:27 PM (jGGMD)

504 480 ... and it's Don't Fucking Stop by Fleetwood Mac
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Should be "Red White and Blue" by Lynnrd Skynnrd.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 11:27 PM (W+kMI)

505 Just looked up his wife, whoa is she accomplished.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 17, 2024 11:27 PM (Mlhrz)

506 Glad they gave him plenty of time for his debut as the veep candidate. It was his time to enjoy the limelight and he did an ok job.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 17, 2024 11:27 PM (2NHgQ)

507 Exdem13
Have you forgotten the early days? When Takahashi Rumiko kept having to say "Don't ask me about Ranma-chan getting pregnant."
Posted by: Anna Puma


Wasn't her answer even stronger? Something like "I don't think about it, and neither should you." ?

Posted by: mikeski at July 17, 2024 11:27 PM (DgGvY)

508 OMG What have I done? I've created a monster!
-Ron Howard

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 17, 2024 11:28 PM (o3Uyl)

509 Nurse, Trump fans have commandeered the BLM fist logo and made it orange. Hilarious.

Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2024 11:28 PM (QAK8m)

510 "Passing the buck" means to avoid doing something. "Passing the baton", maybe?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2024 11:19 PM

Well it's Kumala, so.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2024 11:29 PM (4p0Xq)

511 493 I only have 3 loaded at the moment

I denounce myself

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 11:25 PM (/7KEl


Four, and I am put to shame by JD's mamaw

Posted by: Gref at July 17, 2024 11:29 PM (5fDan)

512 Nurse, Trump fans have commandeered the BLM fist logo and made it orange. Hilarious.

--

Oh dang, that's a fantastic car sticker.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 11:29 PM (/CRIM)

513 this guy is kind of anti-climactic

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 11:29 PM (/7KEl)

514 Why use the same song that is so much connected with Clinton 1992 campaign?

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 17, 2024 11:29 PM (xPl2J)

515 and then everyone in the hall can hit the bar

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 11:30 PM (/7KEl)

516 Nice speech. He is going to be a great VP. President Trump finally has a VP that is on the same page.

Now, I can't wait for President Trump's speech tomorrow. When he gets done there will be no political oxygen left for the Dems until the election, the inauguration.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 17, 2024 11:30 PM (RUmyk)

517 490 Biden schemed his whole life to be Pres.
Jill doesn't want to go anywhere.

Biden will have to be dragged out in multiple body bags.
=====
No, if it comes down to it something extra will get added to the Potato's breakfast cereal or coffee, and he'll go along quietly. The FBI will hit Jill with tasers until she stops making noise & toss her into Marine One next to the Potato. They'll be home in time for supper!

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 11:30 PM (W+kMI)

518
AoS Original Thought:

It's possible that we might see Both biden and harris pushed off their ticket, which would be highly irregular and would tear the Democrat party apart.

BUT, there's another scenario that might play out: biden pushed aside for harris, and then soon after, demands for harris to be replaced because she's polling poorly.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 11:30 PM (6ml7Y)

519 Having learned all about opsec on the gub thread I will not disclose the location or non-location of any weapons and or warheads in my house.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2024 11:31 PM (RIvkX)

520
Think about it.

I'm serious!

Posted by: biden at July 17, 2024 11:31 PM (6ml7Y)

521 Does Karmella have any kids?

Her daughter is the worlds least attractive super model.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 17, 2024 11:31 PM (55boN)

522 Bucks that can be, unburdened by bucks that have been.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 17, 2024 11:31 PM (qUkBO)

523 That Vance guy on TV tonight lied about our furst black Presdent and that bothers me. he also did nots say what he be doing to help Gays and Tranginders...

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at July 17, 2024 11:31 PM (VYql4)

524 507 Exdem13
Have you forgotten the early days? When Takahashi Rumiko kept having to say "Don't ask me about Ranma-chan getting pregnant."
Posted by: Anna Puma

Wasn't her answer even stronger? Something like "I don't think about it, and neither should you." ?
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Yes, that's what she said. Miz Takahashi always had the strong will to say what had to be said.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 11:32 PM (W+kMI)

525 Ok speech with good content but doesn’t seem to be able to work up the crowd.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken


So, good practice for vice-presidentin', is what you're saying?

Posted by: mikeski at July 17, 2024 11:32 PM (DgGvY)

526 Hillbilly Elergy alternate title.
Mayberry's Revenge..

-Zombie Sheriff Taylor

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 17, 2024 11:32 PM (o3Uyl)

527 Oh dang, that's a fantastic car sticker.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny

Orange fist with "Fight Fight Fight" in an arc above.
Ok, I'll hand it off to printing.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 17, 2024 11:32 PM (vJiyU)

528 kamala has at least one stepkid.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 17, 2024 11:32 PM (2NHgQ)

529 >What kills me is that no one in the Democratic Party had a clue Biden was this bad before the debate.
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they knew

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 11:32 PM (/7KEl)

530 Step children.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 17, 2024 11:32 PM (Vvh2V)

531 Kamala isn't very smart, but I think she's smart enough to know that if Biden is pushed out then she's next. Better to hang in there until after the election, then serve that old fool his chocolate-and-cyanide milkshake

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 11:32 PM (gKWVE)

532 503

Me too. I agree. That resonated, I think.

Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2024 11:32 PM (NLIak)

533 Wonder what the benedictions at the dnc convention would look like

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 17, 2024 11:32 PM (DBZuM)

534 521 Does Karmella have any kids?

Her daughter is the worlds least attractive super model.

__

Step-thing.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 17, 2024 11:32 PM (qUkBO)

535 521 Does Karmella have any kids?

Her daughter is the worlds least attractive super model.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 17, 2024 11:31 PM (55boN)

If belly lint was a person, it'd be that kid.

Posted by: Homely Alone III: I Need a Vacay from Her Face at July 17, 2024 11:33 PM (ohEAP)

536 Yeah they knew that Lewy Body is President. They just played along.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 11:33 PM (gKWVE)

537 514 Yesterday's Gone baby! Haha

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 17, 2024 11:33 PM (o3Uyl)

538
If the Democrats put camelface at the top of the ticket and she makes a fool of herself and polls poorly, which she will, what are the Democrats going to do?

Live with it and end up in the same position they were with biden?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 11:33 PM (6ml7Y)

539 527 Oh dang, that's a fantastic car sticker.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny

Orange fist with "Fight Fight Fight" in an arc above.
Ok, I'll hand it off to printing.
======
Do it!!

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 11:34 PM (W+kMI)

540 Vance strikes me as a Calvin Coolidge type of persona

Boring, but who would be one of the most effective presidents

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 17, 2024 11:34 PM (DBZuM)

541 Biden will have to be dragged out in multiple body bags.
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No, if it comes down to it something extra will get added to the Potato's breakfast cereal or coffee, and he'll go along quietly. The FBI will hit Jill with tasers until she stops making noise & toss her into Marine One next to the Potato. They'll be home in time for supper!

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 11:30 P



We're on the same page.

Joe's not leaving voluntarily.

Posted by: Stateless at July 17, 2024 11:34 PM (jvJvP)

542 Does Karmella have any kids?

Her daughter is the worlds least attractive super model.

__

Step-thing.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist

--

Yeah, I don't think she has any kids. She's raising someone elses, but she's expired.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 11:34 PM (/CRIM)

543 Wonder what the benedictions at the dnc convention would look like
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger


"Kali ma... Kali ma... Kali ma, shakthi deh!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2024 11:35 PM (IG4Id)

544 Wonder what the benedictions at the dnc convention would look like
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 17, 2024 11:32 PM (DBZuM)

Probably offered by people wearing goat heads.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 17, 2024 11:35 PM (0eaVi)

545 >Wonder what the benedictions at the dnc convention would look like


tiki torches
people dressed as animals
midgets smeared in excrement
etc

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 11:35 PM (/7KEl)

546 Her daughter is the worlds least attractive super model.

*********

I think it came out as non-binary

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 17, 2024 11:35 PM (DBZuM)

547
Time for Gutfeld!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1XkQMqpc4c

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 11:35 PM (6ml7Y)

548 >>> Hillbilly Elergy alternate title.
Mayberry's Revenge..

Apparently Ron Howard really wanted to direct Hillbilly Elegy as a way to get back to his own beginnings and honor that. So kind of, hah. And they purposely stripped out anything political to focus on the message of family and rising from tough odds. Simpler times!

Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2024 11:35 PM (QAK8m)

549 BREAKING: Massive drama right now in WH, Kamala advisors straight up telling Biden advisors it’s time to pass the buck, exact words used, per WH official. This is the first direct, open confrontation at the senior level
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Wait, wut? I was told this sort of power grab attempt only happens in authoritarian regimes with crooked, illegitimate governments! And never in democracies.

Posted by: Gref at July 17, 2024 11:36 PM (5fDan)

550 What kills me is that no one in the Democratic Party had a clue Biden was this bad before the debate.

they knew
Posted by: Don Black


He's falling apart faster & faster.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 11:36 PM (/NEnv)

551 521 Does Karmella have any kids?

Her daughter is extremely homely and weird. She is a supporter of LGBT rights, particularly as an advocate for the rights of transgender people. In 2020, she announced she would support the organization For the Gworls, a black, transgender-led collective that fundraises money to help black transgender people pay for rent, gender-affirming surgery, travel, and medical care

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 17, 2024 11:36 PM (VYql4)

552 Why do attendees have to vote whether to adjurn or otherwise at the end of each day's proceedings at the RNC Convention?

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #04 at July 17, 2024 11:36 PM (qfLjt)

553 Tell us about all your abortions, Mommala!

Posted by: DNC ZOMBIES at July 17, 2024 11:37 PM (qUkBO)

554 Joe Biden tonight....... I am melting !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 17, 2024 11:37 PM (VYql4)

555 Kamala's step "daughter" has armpit hair.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 17, 2024 11:37 PM (xPl2J)

556 Robert's Rules Of Order i guess

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 11:37 PM (gKWVE)

557 548
Superfine!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 17, 2024 11:37 PM (o3Uyl)

558 If the Democrats put camelface at the top of the ticket and she makes a fool of herself and polls poorly, which she will, what are the Democrats going to do?

Live with it and end up in the same position they were with biden?
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 11:33 PM (6ml7Y)

———

She’ll be unburdened by what was or something

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 17, 2024 11:38 PM (2fIO4)

559 Does Karmella have any kids?

Her daughter is extremely homely and weird. She is a supporter of LGBT rights, particularly as an advocate for the rights of transgender people...

--

That's someone else's daughter, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 11:38 PM (/CRIM)

560
What's funny is camelface is not popular among blacks, they kinda hate her.

And she's "black it up" on the campaign trail, making it worse.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 11:38 PM (6ml7Y)

561 "Her daughter is extremely homely and weird."

If John Lennon, Yoko Ono, and a turd had a baby, that is what she looks like.

Posted by: Venn This at July 17, 2024 11:38 PM (qUkBO)

562 She's got her hot sauce ready.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 11:38 PM (/CRIM)

563 JD did the Midwest proud tonight. That's how Ohio politicians give a speech. Down to earth, eschewing the dramatic flourish and the eagle scream. Just stating facts and telling family stories is their style. And eating green bean casseroles and telling the ladies how much the politician likes their cooking. JD Vance is going to do some damage to Dem hopes in PA, OH, MI, and Wisconsin.

Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2024 11:38 PM (rj6Yv)

564 When I asked my BIL about what loads he kept in the Judge, it was 'Four #3 buck and one .45'

'Only one .45?' I queried.
'It's for the coup de grace' he replied.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2024 11:39 PM (XeU6L)

565 Hate to break it to you, but as bad as Harris is, the feminazis will crawl over broken glass to elect the first female president, let alone a slightly warmer-toned-than-white one. And wr better hope there are no hot button state issues on the ballot, lijw kwgal7zing weed or abortion. That gets a boatload of voters out.
We should thank God SCOTUS got Roe out of the way before this election.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 17, 2024 11:39 PM (Vvh2V)

566 >Why do attendees have to vote whether to adjurn or otherwise at the end of each day's proceedings at the RNC Convention?
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Robert's Rules Of Order

the proprieties at all times, if you please

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 11:39 PM (/7KEl)

567 544 Wonder what the benedictions at the dnc convention would look like
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 17, 2024 11:32 PM (DBZuM)

Probably offered by people wearing goat heads.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 17, 2024 11:35 PM (0eaVi)


Deep-voiced black reverends, mostly, with some green-haired tranny preachers filling-out the roster.

Posted by: Gref at July 17, 2024 11:39 PM (5fDan)

568
In fact, blacks hate camelface's jewish husband and half-jewish children. Truly. Not making that up.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 11:39 PM (6ml7Y)

569 Vance comes across as 100% trustworthy. Equal parts competant and honest.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 17, 2024 11:39 PM (5Ri8N)

570 I think it came out as non-binary

So, analog?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 17, 2024 11:40 PM (dZVON)

571 OMG What have I done? I've created a monster!
-Ron Howard

Tell us about it.

Posted by: The "Apprentice" Producers at July 17, 2024 11:40 PM (qUnMj)

572 kwgal7zing weed

*kof* duuuude

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 11:40 PM (gKWVE)

573 541 Biden will have to be dragged out in multiple body bags.
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No, if it comes down to it something extra will get added to the Potato's breakfast cereal or coffee, and he'll go along quietly. The FBI will hit Jill with tasers until she stops making noise & toss her into Marine One next to the Potato. They'll be home in time for supper!

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 11:30 P

We're on the same page.

Joe's not leaving voluntarily.
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Well, there's "voluntarily leaving", and "leaving quietly in a voluntary manner". Which is close enough for Deep State work, I guess. I guess I wanted to say that the Bidens won't want to leave voluntarily, but at the end of the day they're leaving voluntarily. Now, as for Hunter, I hope he goes for a drive and has an "accidental" head-on collision with a mostly full cement mixer.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 11:40 PM (W+kMI)

574 Mr. Vance failed to discuss the significance of the passage of time.

Posted by: The Veep at July 17, 2024 11:41 PM (V5BDR)

575 549 BREAKING: Massive drama right now in WH, Kamala advisors straight up telling Biden advisors it’s time to pass the buck, exact words used, per WH official. This is the first direct, open confrontation at the senior level
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Passing the buck does not mean what you think it means. You are already all experts at passing th buck when SHTF.
Passing the scepter maybe?

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #05 at July 17, 2024 11:41 PM (qfLjt)

576 I keep forgetting he took his adopted daddy's name. Bowman is not a name I recognize. Wonder what granny's maiden name was?

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 17, 2024 11:41 PM (Vvh2V)

577 We should thank God SCOTUS got Roe out of the way before this election.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor

They are going to squeal about that as if it happened last week.....

Posted by: Some Rat at July 17, 2024 11:41 PM (vJiyU)

578 565
Harris acceptance speech
Hahahahahahahaha takes deep breath Hahahahahaha

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 17, 2024 11:41 PM (o3Uyl)

579 Mr. Vance failed to discuss the significance of the passage of time.
Posted by: The Veep

Or Venn Diagrams. Epic failure.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2024 11:42 PM (WXNFJ)

580 Hate to break it to you, but as bad as Harris is, the feminazis will crawl over broken glass to elect the first female president, let alone a slightly warmer-toned-than-white one. And wr better hope there are no hot button state issues on the ballot, lijw kwgal7zing weed or abortion. That gets a boatload of voters out.
We should thank God SCOTUS got Roe out of the way before this election.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 17, 2024 11:39 PM (Vvh2V)

She would shed a tremendous amount of the 65+ voter, which is surprisingly the only age demo that Biden beats Trump, according to the NYT/Sienna poll.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 17, 2024 11:42 PM (5Ri8N)

581 Democrats are so full of shit. None of this "drama" is real, I hope people know that. Biden and Harris are puppets. They do what they are told and they get things.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 11:42 PM (lX8VI)

582 I can’t believe he didn’t mention the danger of global warming even once, especially since it caused the fentynal

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 17, 2024 11:43 PM (2fIO4)

583 Is there a link for the Kamala thing?

Posted by: Stateless at July 17, 2024 11:43 PM (jvJvP)

584 Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 11:40 PM (gKWVE)

🤣🤣🤣 Sorry about that!

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 17, 2024 11:43 PM (Vvh2V)

585 Doesn't everyone have a bathroom gun?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2024 11:43 PM (5MU6/)

586 She would shed a tremendous amount of the 65+ voter, which is surprisingly the only age demo that Biden beats Trump, according to the NYT/Sienna poll.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 17, 2024 11:42 PM (5Ri8N)

Zombies know their own.

Posted by: zombie george romero at July 17, 2024 11:44 PM (ohEAP)

587
camelface has a record of locking up blacks in California

she's hated among her "fellow" blacks.

And she's not even black, really. And the blacks know this.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 11:44 PM (6ml7Y)

588 Doesn't everyone have a bathroom gun?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2024 11:43 PM (5MU6/)

I prefer the term "pistol".

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 11:44 PM (lX8VI)

589 Doesn't everyone have a bathroom gun?

I'd have to look around. Don't remember the last time I needed to shoot a bathroom.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 17, 2024 11:44 PM (dZVON)

590 Kamala never had a child, but she has spilled much milt.

Posted by: Salmon P. Chase at July 17, 2024 11:44 PM (V5BDR)

591 574 Mr. Vance failed to discuss the significance of the passage of time.

Posted by: The Veep at July 17, 2024 11:41 PM (V5BDR)


PS He also failed to use Venn Diagrams. (cackle-cackle-cackle)

Posted by: The Veep at July 17, 2024 11:45 PM (5fDan)

592 Hey where did all these colorful Kamala "Hope" posters suddenly come from?

They must have made them all after the drama.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 11:45 PM (lX8VI)

593 Unfortunately, all of our weapons were lost in a tragic boating accident.

Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2024 11:22 PM (xJEPL)

I had a dozen in each canoe. Tragic. I weep.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 17, 2024 11:45 PM (w6EFb)

594 It would be interesting to know how many rural people have bathroom guns vs how many city people have bathroom guns.

(1911 in mine)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 11:45 PM (/CRIM)

595 Posted by: Some Rat at July 17, 2024 11:41 PM (vJiyU)

Yes, but the voter turnout to legalize it in states is over. Dems will never stop whining about it, for sure, but as a turnout tool for legalization, it should be done for a few years.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 17, 2024 11:46 PM (Vvh2V)

596 Don't remember the last time I needed to shoot a bathroom.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 17, 2024 11:44 PM (dZVON)


Never shot craps before?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 11:46 PM (gKWVE)

597 I was, like, bathroom? He was, like, yeah, one in every room. I got one in the living room, the bedrooms, the closets, the kitchen.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 11:22 PM (6ml7Y)

*psst* My Taurus is in the closet. Don't tell anyone.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 17, 2024 11:46 PM (w6EFb)

598 585
Sure I keep it taped behind the tank
-Mario Puzo's Clemenza

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 17, 2024 11:46 PM (o3Uyl)

599 I once had a sit-down conversation with the High Sheriff of my county when I went to the county seat to pick up my pistol purchase permits. We got to talking firearms and he told me that he had a gun in every room of his house. I allowed that it was right and proper for the chief law enforcement officer in the county to do so.

Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2024 11:46 PM (rj6Yv)

600 Well Hell on sayin Baby Boomers 65+ would slide FJ&JB

You forget the "TEA PARTY" do ya?

Wadda ya think TRUMP took to heart in his first Platform in 2016?

Don't be STUPID.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 17, 2024 11:46 PM (TDvv2)

601 Wonder what the benedictions at the dnc convention would look like
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 17, 2024 11:32 PM (DBZuM)

Aztec sacrifice? Infanticide?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 17, 2024 11:46 PM (VNX3d)

602 Never shot craps before?

I just push the handle and let physics do the rest.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 17, 2024 11:47 PM (dZVON)

603 Posted by: Serious Cat at July 17, 2024 11:42 PM (5Ri8N)

From your lips to God's Ear, please.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 17, 2024 11:47 PM (Vvh2V)

604 580 Hate to break it to you, but as bad as Harris is, the feminazis will crawl over broken glass to elect the first female prezident.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 17, 2024 11:39 PM (Vvh2V)

But then there's a ton of other people that enjoy feeding their families and buying gas to get to work.

Posted by: Stateless at July 17, 2024 11:47 PM (jvJvP)

605 Had on NewsMax and Greg Kelly said the dems are telling Biden it's over, telling him to his face. He showed video of Biden getting on AF1 and he looked like a zombie. He doesn't look like he'll last the night. This is his "medical problem" excuse to get out.

Posted by: Megthered at July 17, 2024 11:48 PM (rwiQP)

606 Not sure how some here perceived JD as "boring". I guess my entertainment expectations must be a little low.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 17, 2024 11:49 PM (mH6SG)

607 My brother just told me about this: https://tinyurl.com/yc5ryc8p

Austin Private Wealth shorted Trump' media company Truth Social to the tune of 12 million shares hours before the assassination attempt.

A) I hope they lose their freaking shirts and

B) I want to know who heads Austin Private Wealth and who they have connections to.

Posted by: redbanzai at July 17, 2024 11:50 PM (pNWLe)

608 Posted by: Tammy-al Thor

Guess I'm wondering if they still see it as a "get folks off their rears" issue.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 17, 2024 11:50 PM (vJiyU)

609 Doesn't everyone have a bathroom gun?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2024 11:43 PM (5MU6/)

I prefer the term "pistol".
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 11:44 PM (lX8VI)

My handgun firearms instructor strongly recommended to all of his students to have a bathroom gun. Seriously.

Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2024 11:50 PM (rj6Yv)

610 601 Wonder what the benedictions at the dnc convention would look like
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 17, 2024 11:32 PM (DBZuM)

Aztec sacrifice? Infanticide?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 17, 2024 11:46 PM (VNX3d)


Save us Mother Gaia, from the white-skinned demons and their Evil Rayciss Felon 34 times Leader, TRUMP!

Posted by: Gref at July 17, 2024 11:50 PM (5fDan)

611
Look, fats:

If the Democrats had ANY confidence in harris, she would've already been on the top of the ticket in 2023.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 11:50 PM (6ml7Y)

612 Inmates Running the Asylum: MSNBC Reportedly Facing Mutiny After 'Morning Joe' Debacle

https://tinyurl.com/446mdvzb

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #06 at July 17, 2024 11:51 PM (qfLjt)

613 JDs Mom gonna celebrate 10 years of sobriety in the WH. Cool..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 17, 2024 11:51 PM (o3Uyl)

614 Same. I'm the fifth generation to live in this area, everyone's buried at the cemetery 10 miles down the road. That means something to me.
Posted by: Dr. T
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There's a spot for me between my mother and grandmother. Grand Pa's right above her. Great grandparents generation next to them, Their sisters and brothers on the other side of the tree. First born in the plot is 1867.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 17, 2024 11:52 PM (l7fPC)

615 Posted by: Some Rat at July 17, 2024 11:50 PM (vJiyU)

They always will.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 17, 2024 11:52 PM (Vvh2V)

616 I allowed that it was right and proper for the chief law enforcement officer in the county to do so.

It's every law abiding citizen's right, law enforcement or otherwise. At least it used to be.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 17, 2024 11:52 PM (mH6SG)

617 Inmates Running the Asylum: MSNBC Reportedly Facing Mutiny After 'Morning Joe' Debacle

https://tinyurl.com/446mdvzb
Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #06 at July 17, 2024 11:51 PM (qfLjt)

IOW, "Stop watching the RNC convention!"

Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2024 11:52 PM (rj6Yv)

618 How do we know, as far as one can know such things in a time of universal deception, these are factual occurrences?

"BREAKING: Massive drama right now in WH, Kamala advisors straight up telling Biden advisors it’s time to pass the buck, exact words used, per WH official. This is the first direct, open confrontation at the senior level"

Where did this bit of information come from? Why is not sourced and attributed? Jus' sayin'.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2024 11:53 PM (eZJ2c)

619 Gunfire and Vitreous China are a bad combination. Be civilized, people!

Posted by: American Standard at July 17, 2024 11:53 PM (V5BDR)

620 I have a Bathrobe gun...so much quicker and left in the pocket...the perp will never know what hit them

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 17, 2024 11:54 PM (TDvv2)

621 595 Yes, but the voter turnout to legalize it in states is over. Dems will never stop whining about it, for sure, but as a turnout tool for legalization, it should be done for a few years.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 17, 2024 11:46 PM (Vvh2V)

Florida. Abortion: Question 4. Legal marijuana: Question 3.

Posted by: EveR at July 17, 2024 11:54 PM (Z/h4+)

622 If there's not one in your hand when you need it you may as well have a pencil.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 17, 2024 11:54 PM (l7fPC)

623 Gunfire and Vitreous China are a bad combination. Be civilized, people!
Posted by: American Standard
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Suddenly, 'Shooting the shit' has a different connotation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2024 11:54 PM (XeU6L)

624 Tried for the doughnut and missed?
Councilwoman arrested for biting cop during a homeless shelter protest

https://mol.im/a/13645473

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #07 at July 17, 2024 11:55 PM (qfLjt)

625 My brother just told me about this: https://tinyurl.com/yc5ryc8p

Austin Private Wealth shorted Trump' media company Truth Social to the tune of 12 million shares hours before the assassination attempt.

A) I hope they lose their freaking shirts and

B) I want to know who heads Austin Private Wealth and who they have connections to.

Posted by: redbanzai at July 17, 2024 11:50 PM (pNWLe)

If true where is the "no conspiracy talk allowed" dude because we don't want to sound crazy

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 11:55 PM (lX8VI)

626 If there's not one in your hand when you need it you may as well have a pencil.
Posted by: Braenyard
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No problem.

Posted by: John Wick at July 17, 2024 11:55 PM (XeU6L)

627 JDs Mom gonna celebrate 10 years of sobriety in the WH. Cool..
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 17, 2024 11:51 PM (o3Uyl)

JD and DJT both share a family history that includes alcohol and drug abuse.

Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2024 11:55 PM (rj6Yv)

628 Nurse, Trump fans have commandeered the BLM fist logo and made it orange. Hilarious.

Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2024 11:28 PM (QAK8m)

I first saw it on X: "This is ours now."

Capture the flag, LOL!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 17, 2024 11:55 PM (w6EFb)

629 Trump's words from 2016 should be ringing in everyone's ear.

(paraphrased)

"I'm world famous, independently wealthy and have all kinds of connections. If they can do this to me, imagine what they can do to you."

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 11:57 PM (lX8VI)

630 626 If there's not one in your hand when you need it you may as well have a pencil.
Posted by: Braenyard
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No problem.
Posted by: John Wick
-------------------------

You could write a sternly worded letter.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 17, 2024 11:57 PM (l7fPC)

631 B) I want to know who heads Austin Private Wealth and who they have connections to.
Posted by: redbanzai at July 17, 2024 11:50 PM (pNWLe)

Wasn't hard to find. Go to their page and there is a who's who link.
Austin should say enough.
I won't link it here.

Posted by: Reforger at July 17, 2024 11:58 PM (xcIvR)

632 622
the hand in the pocket conceals death forthcoming...

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 17, 2024 11:58 PM (TDvv2)

633 JD Vance's speech.... passable. Zero inspiration. C-
Pee-ew

Posted by: Iggies bro at July 17, 2024 11:59 PM (Rs/+t)

634 >>> They are going to squeal about that as if it happened last week.....
Posted by: Some Rat at July 17, 2024 11:41 PM (vJiyU)

They will trot out woman after woman at the DNC, to share personal stories about how not getting unfettered abortion access in their state hurt them or their daughter. Count on it.

Posted by: LizLem at July 18, 2024 12:00 AM (QAK8m)

635 My handgun firearms instructor strongly recommended to all of his students to have a bathroom gun. Seriously.
Posted by: mrp

Don't want to get caught with your pants down.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 18, 2024 12:00 AM (WXNFJ)

636 Famous Books Through Time....

Trump: The Art of the Deal.

Sun Tzu: The Art of War.

Kumala Harris: The Art of the Blow Job...

Any Questions ???

Posted by: CNN Must Reading List at July 18, 2024 12:00 AM (qpLSv)

637 If true where is the "no conspiracy talk allowed" dude because we don't want to sound crazy

The cabal must have given him the night off.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 18, 2024 12:00 AM (dZVON)

638 Subway accused of anti-Christian discrimination in row over T-shirts

https://mol.im/a/13645155

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #08 at July 18, 2024 12:01 AM (qfLjt)

639 My handgun firearms instructor strongly recommended to all of his students to have a bathroom gun. Seriously.
Posted by: mrp

Don't want to get caught with your pants down.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 18, 2024 12:00 AM (WXNFJ)

Or in the shower

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2024 12:01 AM (rj6Yv)

640 Historically the VP doesn't follow into the presidency. Unless, you know, some unfortunate accident befalls the president. (nudge nudge wink wink)

Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2024 12:01 AM (l7fPC)

641 Well, watched the close of the convention. Don't think I've ever done that before.

Say, I don't know nothin' 'bout stock trading, except what Will Rogers said: invest in a company where the stock will go up. If it don't go up, don't buy it. 😛

But I gather that "shorting" is betting the stock will go down. Which, I presume, means if it doesn't go down, you lose? Just amusing to think of evil fatcats finding out what the Trump curse means.

Time for me to hit the sack and imagine directed dreaming. Ha. As if. I'm the puppet of my sleeping mind.

The world as a player piano roll
https://youtu.be/F6va6tg62qg

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - time warping at July 18, 2024 12:02 AM (R6fc2)

642 Let there be no doubt about how far down the rabbit h it hole we've come.
Vance announced he has chosen this time as his hill to die on.... RNC night one introduced many current and proposed Congressmen and Senators.and elite military. Trump been busy making friends as ND getting people elected since he last held of f ice.. The RNC is Trumps party cause he has created it...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 12:02 AM (o3Uyl)

643 And wr better hope there are no hot button state issues on the ballot, lijw kwgal7zing weed or abortion. That gets a boatload of voters out.
We should thank God SCOTUS got Roe out of the way before this election.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 17, 2024 11:39 PM (Vvh2V)

I know what you mean, girl! LOL!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 12:02 AM (w6EFb)

644 Or in the shower
Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2024 12:01 AM (rj6Yv)
------------------------

That's why they invented stainless steel.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2024 12:02 AM (l7fPC)

645 Historically the VP doesn't follow into the presidency. Unless, you know, some unfortunate accident befalls the president. (nudge nudge wink wink)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2024 12:01 AM (l7fPC)

*strokes beard*

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Spock at July 18, 2024 12:03 AM (RIvkX)

646
Joe, I heard if you drink Clorox bleach that it will kill the COVID Virus..........

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 18, 2024 12:03 AM (qpLSv)

647 Right now FAKE doctor Jill is cutting all the fabric from the WH furniture and stuffing it into FedEX boxes for shipment to Wilmington.

Posted by: Gref at July 18, 2024 12:03 AM (5fDan)

648 One of the things that struck me or stood out when I read some of the psychologists who participated in the government run MkUltra program, one of them wrote that he believed mental illness was "contagious" in the mind virus sense. What do I know, he was one of the guys that wrote the book, one of the more egregious of the experimenters. None of them were ever charged with anything.

Presumably this can initially be incorporated remotely as well through conditioning and repetition. We're certainly witness to this hypotheses some 50 or 70 years later. He also believed this neurosis or lunacy once acquired, is actually hereditable.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 12:05 AM (eZJ2c)

649 590 Kamala never had a child, but she has spilled much milt.

Posted by: Salmon P. Chase at July 17, 2024 11:44 PM (V5BDR)

I love the Horde.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 12:05 AM (w6EFb)

650 Or in the shower
Posted by: mrp

Seems a bit extreme for a palmetto bug....

Posted by: Some Rat at July 18, 2024 12:05 AM (vJiyU)

651 Trimps newest Apprentice > JD Vance

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 12:05 AM (o3Uyl)

652 Right now FAKE doctor Jill is cutting all the fabric from the WH furniture and stuffing it into FedEX boxes for shipment to Wilmington.
Posted by: Gref at July 18, 2024 12:03 AM (5fDan)
=====

Hunter is frantically checking with State about extradition treaties.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 18, 2024 12:05 AM (RIvkX)

653 594 It would be interesting to know how many rural people have bathroom guns vs how many city people have bathroom guns.

(1911 in mine)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 11:45 PM (/CRIM)

You forgot to mention the outhouse guns.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 12:06 AM (w6EFb)

654 Miley is fluent in Fat Finger Fone Typing! 😁

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 18, 2024 12:07 AM (Vvh2V)

655 If Jizz-Ball drops out of the Race but does not resign, then Speaker Johnson should begin..

IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS IMMEDIATELY.......

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 18, 2024 12:07 AM (qpLSv)

656 Aztec sacrifice? Infanticide?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 17, 2024 11:46 PM (VNX3d)

Naked witches FTW!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 12:08 AM (w6EFb)

657 This has to be the worst time for Biden, after all his mumbling incoherency and angry whispering, to be made to appear even weaker by telling everyone he’s got the Wuhan plague.

Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 12:08 AM (rjJqk)

658 614 Same. I'm the fifth generation to live in this area, everyone's buried at the cemetery 10 miles down the road. That means something to me.
Posted by: Dr. T

———-

I have a different story. Between my birth and age 18 my family moved an average of every 2 years.

We for the most part poor, and at some times on food stamps and even in public housing.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 18, 2024 12:08 AM (2fIO4)

659 You forgot to mention the outhouse guns.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
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My country neighbor has a rifle mounted in a scabbard on his tractor.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2024 12:08 AM (l7fPC)

660 No outhouse but I've got a gun tucked away in the garage.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 18, 2024 12:09 AM (/CRIM)

661 midnight here, y'all have fun

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 18, 2024 12:09 AM (/CRIM)

662 The way I understand it, if you have reason to believe that the price of a stock will go down, you can "short" it.

Your friendly broker will sell say, 5000 shares at 50 bucks a share and direct the proceeds to you. Now, you're such a genius, the price does indeed crater to 50 cents.

You still owe your broker 5000 shares. So you proceed to buy the 5000 shares, and return them to the broker, and pocket the difference.

This is all theoretical I'm sure it is more complicated. One problem - theoretically, while a stock can only go to zero, it has no upside. What if the stock goes up? And keeps going up? Uh-oh

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 12:10 AM (eZJ2c)

663 My handgun firearms instructor strongly recommended to all of his students to have a bathroom gun. Seriously.

Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2024 11:50 PM (rj6Yv)

Word.

Posted by: Vincent vega at July 18, 2024 12:10 AM (w6EFb)

664 North Carolina council is forced to hold emergency meeting over shocking post lawmaker made about Trump assassination attempt

https://mol.im/a/13645121

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #09 at July 18, 2024 12:10 AM (qfLjt)

665 Dr. Jill's Boney Hands will have to be cut off the Presidential Seal before Ole Joey resigns and let's Vacuum Cleaner Lips become POTUS

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 18, 2024 12:10 AM (qpLSv)

666 >>> >>> 607 My brother just told me about this: https://tinyurl.com/yc5ryc8p

Austin Private Wealth shorted Trump' media company Truth Social to the tune of 12 million shares hours before the assassination attempt.

A) I hope they lose their freaking shirts and

B) I want to know who heads Austin Private Wealth and who they have connections to.
Posted by: redbanzai at July 17, 2024 11:50 PM (pNWLe)

>>> 366 Who wants to read a crazy conspiracy theory about the Trump attempted assassination? This is pretty wild but what isn't these days?

https://tinyurl.com/2cus4uvf
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 11:01 PM (LkLld)

Surprise!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 12:10 AM (VavZF)

667 My country neighbor has a rifle mounted in a scabbard on his tractor.
Posted by: Braenyard

More common than one would think. Coyotes.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 18, 2024 12:10 AM (vJiyU)

668 Well THAT'S appropriate for Soros et al.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 12:11 AM (VavZF)

669 Though there is a point if you are in the shower and they kick your front door in.

So my bathrobe would be hanging on the door.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 18, 2024 12:11 AM (TDvv2)

670 Five Quatloos on Biden becoming the Nominee Early....

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 18, 2024 12:11 AM (qpLSv)

671 Inmates Running the Asylum: MSNBC Reportedly Facing Mutiny After 'Morning Joe' Debacle

https://tinyurl.com/446mdvzb

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #06 at July 17, 2024 11:51 PM (qfLjt)

I laughed my ass off when I found out that they were lied to about a single feed across all NBC networks. Losers!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 12:12 AM (w6EFb)

672 Master Brain Joy Reid says Biden's Covid is 'exactly the same' as Trump being shot

https://mol.im/a/13645611

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #10 at July 18, 2024 12:12 AM (qfLjt)

673 You forgot to mention the outhouse guns.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 12:06 AM (w6EFb)

You also need two to four garage guns depending on your garage's size, a tool shed gun, and a gun in every closet. Put one in the refrigerator, too.

Posted by: Gref at July 18, 2024 12:12 AM (5fDan)

674 I have a different story. Between my birth and age 18 my family moved an average of every 2 years.

We for the most part poor, and at some times on food stamps and even in public housing.


OK, which one of my brothers are you?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 18, 2024 12:12 AM (dZVON)

675 Right now FAKE doctor Jill is cutting all the fabric from the WH furniture and stuffing it into FedEX boxes for shipment to Wilmington.
Posted by: Gref

To be turned into new dresses!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 18, 2024 12:12 AM (VNX3d)

676 Salty Dawg

Hate the Krauts all you want, but "Panzerlied" is a catchy martial tune.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 10:11 PM (ZBHce)

Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, but at least it's an ethos

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at July 18, 2024 12:12 AM (FCbAQ)

677 Legalizing marijuana and abortion in FL are both advertising. Imagine as we get closer to elections there will be a deluge.

Posted by: EveR at July 18, 2024 12:13 AM (Z/h4+)

678 >>> 656 Aztec sacrifice? Infanticide?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 17, 2024 11:46 PM (VNX3d)

Naked witches FTW!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 12:08 AM (w6EFb)

Lesbian space witches!

Posted by: Kaffeine Kennedy at July 18, 2024 12:14 AM (VavZF)

679 A bit of history. Antisemite Bella Hadid was chosen by Adidas as the face for the 1972 Olympic shoe relaunch.
The same Olympics in which Jews were butchered by Palestinian terrorists.

https://tinyurl.com/5n82u5yn

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #11 at July 18, 2024 12:14 AM (qfLjt)

680 Posted by: Vincent vega
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Tarantino's exposition on Top Gun being totally homosexual was superb.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2024 12:14 AM (l7fPC)

681 Is it time for the President Queeg Speech to the Nation that Kamala is trying to Steal the Strawberries and the False Rumor about Ole Skid Marks ????????????

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 18, 2024 12:14 AM (qpLSv)

682 Master Brain Joy Reid says Biden's Covid is 'exactly the same' as Trump being shot
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Keep talking honey

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 12:14 AM (lX8VI)

683 But I gather that "shorting" is betting the stock will go down. Which, I presume, means if it doesn't go down, you lose? Just amusing to think of evil fatcats finding out what the Trump curse means.
Posted by: mindful webworker


It is that, yes. With the upside (for us) that there's no limit to their losses while shorting. If you buy a share (long) for $10, the worst the stock can do is go to $0, and you're out your $10. If you short a $10 share and it goes to $100, you're out $90.

Shorting is actually borrowing stock. You borrow that $10 share from me, and sell it for $10. So you're even at that point. Then you buy a share when it drops to $5, and give it back to me. And you made $5.

If the shares go up to $100 instead, you're in trouble.

The GameStop (GME) fiasco was an interesting attack on institutional short sellers. Mostly because, IIRC, they were shorting more shares of GME than actually existed, so when the price spiked, the hedge funds couldn't buy back enough shares to cover their borrowing, because there literally weren't that many shares. On top of which, the "trolls" that were running up the price refused to sell.

Posted by: mikeski at July 18, 2024 12:14 AM (DgGvY)

684 Or in the shower
Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2024 12:01 AM (rj6Yv)
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That's why they invented stainless steel.
Posted by: Braenyard
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*ponders Remington Marine 870*
I also recall the scene in John Wayne's 'Big Jake', when he is taking a shower...

Posted by: John Wick at July 18, 2024 12:15 AM (XeU6L)

685 To be turned into new dresses!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

"Make this one into panties for me. hunter loved banging me on that couch."

Posted by: jill at July 18, 2024 12:15 AM (vJiyU)

686 Just WOW!! Multiple Senators corner, question then chase Cheatle at tonights RNC
https://tinyurl.com/mry8typf

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 12:15 AM (o3Uyl)

687 Where did this bit of information come from? Why is not sourced and attributed? Jus' sayin'.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2024 11:53 PM (eZJ2c)

*low voice*

"Watch the complex ritual which determines who will lead the Democrat pack. They are taking down the old leader."

Posted by: Host Marlin Perkins at July 18, 2024 12:16 AM (w6EFb)

688 Hold on Joe. Hold on Jill. Just a few more weeks then you're locked in till November.

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 18, 2024 12:16 AM (lcyZw)

689 >>> 686 Just WOW!! Multiple Senators corner, question then chase Cheatle at tonights RNC
https://tinyurl.com/mry8typf
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 12:15 AM (o3Uyl)

Really wish one of them had asked her how she could get up those steep stairs.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 12:17 AM (VavZF)

690 Master Brain Joy Reid says Biden's Covid is 'exactly the same' as Trump being shot
Posted by: Ciampino


Their assailants did have similar IQs.

Posted by: mikeski at July 18, 2024 12:17 AM (DgGvY)

691 I have a Bathrobe gun...so much quicker and left in the pocket...the perp will never know what hit them

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 17, 2024 11:54 PM (TDvv2)

That's adorable!

Publius, we need a bathrobe gun! Well, two bathrobe guns.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 12:18 AM (w6EFb)

692 Biden says if the Doctor tells him to drop out he will.......

Unfortunately the Doctor is Dr. Jill Briben...

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 18, 2024 12:18 AM (qpLSv)

693 Really wish one of them had asked her how she could get up those steep stairs.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

This. I love this place.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 18, 2024 12:19 AM (vJiyU)

694 POTATOHEAD
POTATOHEAD
POTATOHEAD
POTATOHEAD

C'mon everyone, join in with me to support Scranton Joe and his fight for Democracy!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 12:19 AM (3iMA8)

695 Hey Dudes............. Surfs Up at Rehobeth Tonight !!!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 18, 2024 12:20 AM (qpLSv)

696 Not tired of winning!
Trump called this one fo sho.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 12:20 AM (o3Uyl)

697 Master Brain Joy Reid says Biden's Covid is 'exactly the same' as Trump being shot

https://mol.im/a/13645611
--
Did the DHS give Joe covid?

Posted by: Methos at July 18, 2024 12:20 AM (Dnobf)

698 Or in the shower

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2024 12:01 AM (rj6Yv)

I don't even want to THINK about what it would cost to replace the glass wall : (

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 12:21 AM (w6EFb)

699 Doesn't everyone have a bathroom gun?
Posted by: nurse ratched


Mine's protected by chemical/biological weapons.

But shouldn't you have a bathroom shiv, too? Unless your bathroom is Trump-sized, any altercation is gonna be well within stabby range.

Posted by: mikeski at July 18, 2024 12:22 AM (DgGvY)

700
Wacky or not wacky?

Are we witnessing America's Merchant Of Venice moment?

"If you prick us, do we not bleed?"
Act 3, Scene 1

Shylock's appeal to people who hated him, trying to humanize himself. Now that blood has been drawn, people are seeing, perhaps for the first time, Trump as human.


Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 12:23 AM (6ml7Y)

701 Miley is fluent in Fat Finger Fone Typing! 😁

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 18, 2024 12:07 AM (Vvh2V)

I luv ya, Tammy!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 12:24 AM (w6EFb)

702 Any way conswrvatives I 412could screw with Soros by driving up the price of Truth Social?

Posted by: redbanzai at July 18, 2024 12:25 AM (oSH7q)

703 My country neighbor has a rifle mounted in a scabbard on his tractor.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2024 12:08 AM (l7fPC)

We are seriously under-weaponed. Geez.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 12:25 AM (w6EFb)

704 691 I have a Bathrobe gun...so much quicker and left in the pocket...the perp will never know what hit them

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 17, 2024 11:54 PM (TDvv2)

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What about a bra gun. Oh behave, baby.

https://tinyurl.com/4a3zw9y5

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 12:26 AM (3iMA8)

705 Now that your fuhrer has dodged the bullets of your beer hall putsch don jr. wants you all to read their mein kampf. j.d. ignorant southern white trash vance now says trump is no longer hitler!

Posted by: raimondo at July 18, 2024 12:28 AM (yX774)

706 Seems a bit extreme for a palmetto bug....
Posted by: Some Rat at July 18, 2024 12:05 AM (vJiyU)

=====

NOTHING is too extreme for a palmetto bug. One of the things I do not miss about living in TX.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 12:28 AM (16NmB)

707 Hmm. I wonder what kind of grades raimondo got when he was at Yale.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 12:29 AM (3iMA8)

708 I hear some sort of mewling in the thread...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2024 12:29 AM (XeU6L)

709 Oof. Not Yale. I meant Fagmore Community College.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 12:30 AM (3iMA8)

710 Ah...I see, our pet mewler has shown up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2024 12:30 AM (XeU6L)

711 Drink deep the fine nectar of Schadenfreude.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 18, 2024 12:30 AM (sAmhv)

712 You also need two to four garage guns depending on your garage's size, a tool shed gun, and a gun in every closet. Put one in the refrigerator, too.

Posted by: Gref at July 18, 2024 12:12 AM (5fDan)

Well I can't keep a gun in my garden - guess I need to carry.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 12:32 AM (w6EFb)

713 (yX774)
Aww, somebodies heartbroken over how wonderful the RNC is going.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 18, 2024 12:32 AM (vJiyU)

714 Lesbian space witches!

Posted by: Kaffeine Kennedy at July 18, 2024 12:14 AM (VavZF)

I read "lesbian spice witches."

I need a gun in my pull-out pantry.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 12:33 AM (w6EFb)

715 Retardo!

Mommy let you out of the basement again?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2024 12:34 AM (Gpgvi)

716 A bullet couldn't stop Donald Trump a virus stopped Jow Biden
-Van Jones
https://tinyurl.com/yc42pzf2

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 12:34 AM (o3Uyl)

717 Right back atcha, Miss Miley, Ma'am!

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 18, 2024 12:35 AM (Vvh2V)

718 *ponders Remington Marine 870*
I also recall the scene in John Wayne's 'Big Jake', when he is taking a shower...
Posted by: John Wick at July 18, 2024 12:15 AM (XeU6L)

Superb gun. Strong recommend. If you don't already have one, if you do install a side-mount shell holder, start working on your upper body strength, because it already comes with the extended magazine.

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2024 12:35 AM (rj6Yv)

719 *ponders Remington Marine 870*
I also recall the scene in John Wayne's 'Big Jake', when he is taking a shower...

Posted by: John Wick at July 18, 2024 12:15 AM (XeU6L)

Or the bath in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. IIRC.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 12:36 AM (w6EFb)

720 Awe Rai! Long time no see. I am grocking that you are the same ray of sunshine and sanity you were 4 years ago.

Posted by: redbanzai at July 18, 2024 12:36 AM (oSH7q)

721 Superb gun. Strong recommend. If you don't already have one, if you do install a side-mount shell holder, start working on your upper body strength, because it already comes with the extended magazine.
Posted by: mrp
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Prepare to repel boarders!
[racks slide]

Posted by: Jack Aubrey at July 18, 2024 12:37 AM (XeU6L)

722 Just WOW!! Multiple Senators corner, question then chase Cheatle at tonights RNC
https://tinyurl.com/mry8typf

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 12:15 AM (o3Uyl)

I guess she came to give us the middle finger.

You're going down, bitch. Sooner rather than later.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 12:37 AM (w6EFb)

723 I am grocking that you are the same ray of sunshine and sanity you were 4 years ago.
Posted by: redbanzai
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Oh, when it was crowing that Trump was consumed with Covid, and shitting himself to death?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2024 12:39 AM (XeU6L)

724 Cry moar, rainmandodo! Cry like the lil bitch you are!

Hahahahahaha

Posted by: JQ at July 18, 2024 12:39 AM (njWTi)

725 I don't even want to THINK about what it would cost to replace the glass wall : (
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 12:21 AM (w6EFb)

OTOH, you have to be alive to pay to replace the glass wall.

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2024 12:39 AM (rj6Yv)

726 @713 not really a biden defeat gets AOC nomination in 2028. @714 thats your girl mtg. Biden has covid democrats get out now joe! RethugliKKKans stay in joe!

Posted by: raimondo at July 18, 2024 12:40 AM (yX774)

727 509 Nurse, Trump fans have commandeered the BLM fist logo and made it orange. Hilarious.
Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2024 11:28 PM (QAK8m)

Black Panthers had it in the '60s. Watch 'Forrest Gump'.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 18, 2024 12:40 AM (QGaXH)

728 California is coming for everyone's guns. They already grabbed 'em from someone who lives in Texas:

https://youtu.be/LuFxmjteoH4

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 18, 2024 12:42 AM (dZVON)

729 >>> 722
==
I guess she came to give us the middle finger.

You're going down, bitch. Sooner rather than later.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 12:37 AM (w6EFb)

That's Kamala's job.

.... but I will laugh when Cheeto gets what she earned.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 12:42 AM (VavZF)

730 518
AoS Original Thought:

It's possible that we might see Both biden and harris pushed off their ticket, which would be highly irregular and would tear the Democrat party apart.

BUT, there's another scenario that might play out: biden pushed aside for harris, and then soon after, demands for harris to be replaced because she's polling poorly.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 11:30 PM (6ml7Y)

I think the Dems can replace Kamella OR they can get the black female vote BUT they can't have both.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 18, 2024 12:43 AM (QGaXH)

731 The worms in my ass have crawled their way ip to my tiny brain. It echoes now, like a meat cave.

Posted by: craimondo at July 18, 2024 12:43 AM (ohEAP)

732 What about a bra gun. Oh behave, baby.

https://tinyurl.com/4a3zw9y5

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 12:26 AM (3iMA

I don't wear a bra at home. SOL

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 12:44 AM (w6EFb)

733 I like Van Jones. He displays a rational thought process most of the time. Sometimes he seems to want to get up and yell 'I can't take an I more of your delusional bullshit. I quit I got a job offer from Steve Bannon.'

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 12:44 AM (o3Uyl)

734 The rhetoric about the VP debate is clever. Harris will actually believe that JD is afraid of her.
Bwahahaha!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 18, 2024 12:44 AM (W/lyH)

735 Evening.

I guess whichever employee at the troll farm has control of the retardo sockpuppet either speaks very little English or is too fucked up on cough syrup and quaaludes to attempt writing anything coherent.

I find the lack of effort...disrespectful.

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2024 12:44 AM (1Yy3c)

736 Prepare to repel boarders!
[racks slide]
Posted by: Jack Aubrey at July 18, 2024 12:37 AM (XeU6L)

Putting an adjustable ghost ring rear sight and a front sight with a tritium capsule works well with the Marine 870 Magnum. Wilson Combat bought out Scattergun Technology, so Wilson would be the first place I'd check for the sights.

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2024 12:44 AM (rj6Yv)

737 Kuug
@gringosuavex
Normal journalists are funny. The biggest gaming distribution platform in the West, possibly even the entire world, and journalists report it as the cooky little thing “Steam” like how boomers used to report “the internet”
Quote
Jacqui Heinrich
@JacquiHeinrich·2h
🚨NEWS: Fox has learned that Senators were told in the all-member briefing today that Thomas Crooks wrote on a gaming platform called ‘Steam’, “July 13 will be my premiere, watch as it unfolds”
When investigators reviewed the laptop, they found a few searches in July of: Trump,
Show more
8:50 PM · Jul 17, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 18, 2024 12:46 AM (9aVck)

738 OTOH, you have to be alive to pay to replace the glass wall.

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2024 12:39 AM (rj6Yv)

I rate this as true.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 12:46 AM (w6EFb)

739 I guess whichever employee at the troll farm has control of the retardo sockpuppet either speaks very little English or is too fucked up on cough syrup and quaaludes to attempt writing anything coherent.

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With that much incoherence I'm wondering whether it might be Biden himself.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 12:46 AM (3iMA8)

740 I assessed the weak points of defense, and taking a shower is vulnerable. So I quit taking one. Skunky wipes and thick layers of Lume are all I need now.

Posted by: Cautious Cal at July 18, 2024 12:47 AM (V5BDR)

741 I seriously doubt whether Kamala has ever met an authentic Jacksonian American in her life.

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2024 12:47 AM (rj6Yv)

742 🚨NEWS: Fox has learned that Senators were told in the all-member briefing today that Thomas Crooks wrote on a gaming platform called ‘Steam’, “July 13 will be my premiere, watch as it unfolds”
When investigators reviewed the laptop, they found a few searches in July of: Trump,
Show more
8:50 PM · Jul 17, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 18, 2024 12:46 AM (9aVck)
***

Dang. A laptop the FBI admits exist.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 18, 2024 12:48 AM (W/lyH)

743 Normal journalists are funny. The biggest gaming distribution platform in the West, possibly even the entire world, and journalists report it as the cooky little thing “Steam” like how boomers used to report “the internet”


Heh! I'm not even a gamer and I know Steam is huge.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 18, 2024 12:48 AM (sAmhv)

744 >>> 740 I assessed the weak points of defense, and taking a shower is vulnerable. So I quit taking one. Skunky wipes and thick layers of Lume are all I need now.
Posted by: Cautious Cal at July 18, 2024 12:47 AM (V5BDR)

Does your shower have a sloped floor???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 12:48 AM (VavZF)

745 “Oiling the garden” is a time honored outdoor hobby over there in Yoorup

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 12:49 AM (u/QE9)

746

Heh! I'm not even a gamer and I know Steam is huge.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 18, 2024 12:48 AM (sAmhv)

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I buy my games on 5 1/4" floppies, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 12:50 AM (3iMA8)

747 Dang. A laptop the FBI admits exist.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 18, 2024 12:48 AM (W/lyH)

Isn't this cute, as they pretend to "discover."

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 12:50 AM (w6EFb)

748 The camps. Why is nobody mentioning the camps?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 12:52 AM (3iMA8)

749 Well I finally caught up with you maniacs. 800 comments before 1 am, maybe!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 12:52 AM (w6EFb)

750 I buy my games on 5 1/4" floppies, man.
Posted by: Cicero



I bet I have 'The Indianapolis 500' sim on a 3 1/2 disk somewhere. That's from way back in 1989.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 18, 2024 12:53 AM (sAmhv)

751 “A bullet couldn’t stop Trump. A virus just stopped Biden. You’ve got the nominees of this party getting their butts kissed. Biden is getting his butt kicked by his own party. The Democrats are coming apart. The Republicans are coming together.”
_Van Jones

Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2024 12:54 AM (l7fPC)

752 Ian Miles Cheong
@stillgray
Rachel Maddow has cracked the case: Lord of the Rings is a favorite series of “far right” and “alt right” figures like JD Vance and the tech entrepreneurs who support him.
Video: x.com/stillgray/status/1813797459354886192
9:46 PM · Jul 17, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 18, 2024 12:56 AM (9aVck)

753 I buy my games on 5 1/4" floppies, man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Text adventures man! Graphics are for wimps.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 18, 2024 12:56 AM (vJiyU)

754 Van Jones is a snake and I don't trust him, but I have to admit that he's more honest than most on the lefty side of the news.

Republicans coming together, Dems falling apart. I guess never never saw this coming, living in their little bubbles.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 12:56 AM (w6EFb)

755 So, Joe decides a big hoop dee doo tomorrow, to try and take the wind out of the sails of the RNC convention?

Some of the lefties are incensed, believing this is basically a hollywood style production to boost ratings, and livid at all of them. They are not happy campers, with political observers who understand such things pointing out candidates are not interchangeable necessarily 3 months out for a host of reasons and will get waxed, it isn’t like swapping out a 350 engine or transmission.

“We need to have a primary!”
“We had a primary”

LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 12:57 AM (u/QE9)

756 Well, here I am in the new Harvey Milk Terminal at SFO.

I'll let you morons run with that...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 18, 2024 12:58 AM (aYD4E)

757 The tweet making the rounds tonight is that they found 19 loaded handguns at Vance's grandmother's house, after she died.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 17, 2024 10:27 PM (xjTDL)


the old ways are best

Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2024 12:59 AM (D7oie)

758 749 Well I finally caught up with you maniacs. 800 comments before 1 am, maybe!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 12:52 AM (w6EFb



Yeah, what the hell!

Actually good to see the Horde alive and wel..

Posted by: Stateless at July 18, 2024 12:59 AM (jvJvP)

759 Republicans coming together, Dems falling apart. I guess never never saw this coming, living in their little bubbles.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

When ya put all your eggs in the idiot basket, gotta expect a lot of breakage.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 18, 2024 12:59 AM (vJiyU)

760 >>> 756 Well, here I am in the new Harvey Milk Terminal at SFO.

I'll let you morons run with that...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 18, 2024 12:58 AM (aYD4E)

In Soviet Russia, Harvey Milk Terminal is in you!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 12:59 AM (VavZF)

761 It has been awhile since we had the NSFW-LANGUAGE Rageaholic. Enjoy.

Thank you, MisHum.

I enjoyed that despite having no sense of humor.

Posted by: Alternate Universe Karen-Miklos at July 18, 2024 12:59 AM (XIkHl)

762 So, the thinking maybe looks like Joe “steps down” from the campaign, though stays president. He’s not demented, just has the sniffles.

I think this is the plan?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 12:59 AM (u/QE9)

763 756 Well, here I am in the new Harvey Milk Terminal at SFO.

---------

Don't pick up the soap.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 12:59 AM (3iMA8)

764 656 Aztec sacrifice? Infanticide?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 17, 2024 11:46 PM (VNX3d)

Naked witches FTW!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 12:08 AM (w6EFb)

Willing to bet money there will be at least one drag/furry show of some sort......(if I had money but I'm retired so....)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 18, 2024 12:59 AM (QGaXH)

765 @756 avoid the Twinkies, never know what is in the filler

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 18, 2024 12:59 AM (zte34)

766 Following the success of Remington's poke-the-BATEFE-bear 14-inch firearm, the company added new versions of the TAC-14 to it's lineup. The most noteworthy is this week's release of the smaller, 20-gauge TAC-14.

https://tinyurl.com/34m6rh8y

A legal shotgun witha 14" barrel?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2024 01:00 AM (l7fPC)

767 The GameStop (GME) fiasco was an interesting attack on institutional short sellers. Mostly because, IIRC, they were shorting more shares of GME than actually existed, so when the price spiked, the hedge funds couldn't buy back enough shares to cover their borrowing, because there literally weren't that many shares. On top of which, the "trolls" that were running up the price refused to sell.
Posted by: mikeski at July 18, 2024 12:14 AM (DgGvY)

Those institutional short sellers were out a bit of money at first, but they also had the opportunity to short it all the way as it crashed back down and make a tidy profit. The people that lost out were the ones suckered into holding after already buying high to join in on sticking it to the "man".

Posted by: Sjg at July 18, 2024 01:00 AM (aqZN1)

768 754. No doubt Jones kinda Obama clone graduated Berkley Commie U. But at least he tries to be a critical thinker. Jones has flashes of sincerely. I'm waiting for Van's ah ha moment. That would be a hoot...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 01:03 AM (o3Uyl)

769 Jacqui Heinrich
@JacquiHeinrich·2h
🚨NEWS: Fox has learned that Senators were told in the all-member briefing today that Thomas Crooks wrote on a gaming platform called ‘Steam’, “July 13 will be my premiere, watch as it unfolds”

---

Jacquie Henrich is solidly millennial. The only excuse she has for not knowing what Steam is that she's a vapid journalist. And she's too lazy to Google "Steam".

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 18, 2024 01:03 AM (hCzfy)

770 I guess never never saw this coming, living in their little bubbles.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

A lousy quarter acre bubble with good neighbors and a truck and/or convertible and garden would be fine for me.

Lefties live in little quarter of a cerebrum Interweb bubbles.

Posted by: Miklos is a man of few demands at July 18, 2024 01:03 AM (XIkHl)

771 Austin Private Wealth web site News and Events page says it was 12,000 shares, not 12 million. It was supposedly a filing error and they regret the concern it has caused.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 18, 2024 01:03 AM (JRP2U)

772 Republicans coming together, Dems falling apart. I guess never never saw this coming, living in their little bubbles.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist


A good comment on Gutfeld. Americans have become tired of identity politics and being diced up into their little group. It's coming back (I hope) to bite them in the ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 18, 2024 01:04 AM (W/lyH)

773 662 The way I understand it, if you have reason to believe that the price of a stock will go down, you can "short" it.

Your friendly broker will sell say, 5000 shares at 50 bucks a share and direct the proceeds to you. Now, you're such a genius, the price does indeed crater to 50 cents.

You still owe your broker 5000 shares. So you proceed to buy the 5000 shares, and return them to the broker, and pocket the difference.

This is all theoretical I'm sure it is more complicated. One problem - theoretically, while a stock can only go to zero, it has no upside. What if the stock goes up? And keeps going up? Uh-oh
Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 12:10 AM (eZJ2c)

Tater: I'm not a finance pro but I believe you have it exactly right. I also believe they call that a 'naked' or unprotected short and yes - as you implied - there is potential for unlimited loss if the stock goes to the moon before you can buy shares to cover the short. Most investors would buy options to protect against unlimited loss.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 18, 2024 01:04 AM (QGaXH)

774 ...“We need to have a primary!”
“We had a primary” LOL Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 12:57 AM (u/QE9)



They had a primary, but the planetary and sun gears are scattered across the universe, and their streets and underwear are all streaked with oil from their broken trannie.

As if there was ever a trannie that wasn't broken....


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 18, 2024 01:05 AM (kQgoX)

775 753 I buy my games on 5 1/4" floppies, man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Text adventures man! Graphics are for wimps.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 18, 2024 12:56 AM
------------
Zork

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 18, 2024 01:06 AM (9aVck)

776 Shorting stock is risky because there is no hypothetical limit to how high a stock can go.

OTOH, when you go long on a stock, you can't lose more than you invested since a stock can't drop to less than zero.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 01:07 AM (3iMA8)

777 The only excuse she has for not knowing what Steam is that she's a vapid journalist. And she's too lazy to Google "Steam".
Posted by: Grudge Harbor

Fuck

I have a Steam account

*leaves door open for FBI, tells dog to RUN*

Posted by: Victimless Miklos at July 18, 2024 01:07 AM (XIkHl)

778 Uh, why would a guy have to give access to his phone to Po Po? That is settled law, he does not have to without a warrant.
Posted by: Romeo13


"She then asks her boyfriend to unlock his phone so she can get his boss’s phone number.
'What is your password for your phone', she demands of AJ while he argues with the police"

1. Girlfriend, not police, was asking for the password.
2. Guy had outstanding warrant. That's why he was being detained/arrested
3. If he was being arrested, they can seize the physical phone (but can't force him to disclose the password)

Posted by: Chuck C at July 18, 2024 01:08 AM (yOPBE)

779 703 My country neighbor has a rifle mounted in a scabbard on his tractor.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2024 12:08 AM (l7fPC)

We are seriously under-weaponed. Geez.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 12:25 AM (w6EFb)

You guys make me almost wish I owned one......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 18, 2024 01:09 AM (QGaXH)

780 Zork
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 18, 2024 01:06 AM (9aVck)

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 18, 2024 01:10 AM (JRP2U)

781 I hear getting shot is the same as a cold.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 01:10 AM (lX8VI)

782 They had a primary, but the planetary and sun gears are scattered across the universe, and their streets and underwear are all streaked with oil from their broken trannie.

As if there was ever a trannie that wasn't broken....
Jim
----

The clutches are charred, the bearings coked.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2024 01:10 AM (XeU6L)

783 Shorting stock is risky because there is no hypothetical limit to how high a stock can go.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Unless of course you let your significant other you're about to pass a bill that will crush a segment of the economy.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 18, 2024 01:10 AM (vJiyU)

784 Well, I am going to get an early one. Drove nearly all night yesterday, not getting in here until nearly 0400. Not a hard drive, just long. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2024 01:11 AM (/tezc)

785 It has been awhile since we had the NSFW-LANGUAGE Rageaholic. Enjoy.

Thank you, MisHum.

I enjoyed that despite having no sense of humor.

Posted by: Alternate Universe Karen-Miklos at July 18, 2024 12:59 AM (XIkHl)

Aw, I forgot to thank MisHum for Razorfist. It's been awhile. That guy is pretty damn good.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist has the quail, wink wink at July 18, 2024 01:11 AM (w6EFb)

786 My country neighbor has a rifle mounted in a scabbard on his tractor.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2024 12:08 AM (l7fPC)

We are seriously under-weaponed. Geez.
Posted by: Miley

Depends on the tractor.

Posted by: Miklos notes that "tanks" were based originally on tractors at July 18, 2024 01:11 AM (XIkHl)

787 521 Does Karmella have any kids?

Her daughter is the worlds least attractive super model.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 17, 2024 11:31 PM (55boN)

step-daughter. Kamalamadingdong has birthed no chirruns.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 18, 2024 01:12 AM (Rbu5d)

788 Sebastian's Theme arrangement of a theme from J.S. Bach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhvdtQLtbIc

Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2024 01:12 AM (l7fPC)

789 I'm skimming I dry and...

Ya know what? If they do dump Biden? There's only one person in America likely to bring the country together and defeat Donald Trump. Only one person with not just the influence but the money to go toe to toe with him.

That person is...you guessed it.

Taylor Swift.

https://archive.is/ 9kahs#selection-2109.0-2109.63

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2024 01:12 AM (1Yy3c)

790 Filing error. You betcha.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 18, 2024 01:13 AM (Vvh2V)

791 Willing to bet money there will be at least one drag/furry show of some sort......(if I had money but I'm retired so....)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 18, 2024 12:59 AM (QGaXH)

No need to put up, you'll win. You know they have to give their weirdo freaks stage time.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 01:13 AM (w6EFb)

792 How much stock is “floated”? Way back in the stone age, when physical stock certificates were issued, ordinarily when a retail investor bought stock through a broker it was held in the “street name” or on behalf of the broker. It made buying and selling more convenient.

If you wanted to be 100% sure of safety, you took possession of the stock certificates, because there was a theoretical chance if the brokerage went bust, you might come to find those shares you thought you owned don’t exist. How often that ever happened, I dunno.

Found stock certificates cost money to research, before they can be sold. I can understand why it was done this way, but now that everything is electronic I can well imagine the temptation is great to maybe sell a stock 2 or 3 times if you “know what you are doing”. Or not.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 01:13 AM (u/QE9)

793 'Nite AOP!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 01:14 AM (w6EFb)

794 Austin Private Wealth web site News and Events page says it was 12,000 shares, not 12 million. It was supposedly a filing error and they regret the concern it has caused.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 18, 2024 01:03 AM (JRP2U)

Do we have a way of fact checking that?

Posted by: redbanzai at July 18, 2024 01:14 AM (oSH7q)

795 I really doubt that Steam was the only online presence he had. Its forums aren't really built for socializing, or I wouldn't think to use them that way.

It'd be like hanging out on SlickDeals and talking about a sweet deal on a robot vacuum, "and also I'm going to assassissinate Hitler on July 13th."

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 18, 2024 01:14 AM (hCzfy)

796 You guys make me almost wish I owned one......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
-------------------------

Not much you can do with a tractor in CA until they turn the water back on.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2024 01:15 AM (l7fPC)

797 733 I like Van Jones. He displays a rational thought process most of the time. Sometimes he seems to want to get up and yell 'I can't take an I more of your delusional bullshit. I quit I got a job offer from Steve Bannon.'
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 12:44 AM (o3Uyl)

I concur with your assessment of Van Jones however:

Van Morrison >> Van Jones

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 18, 2024 01:16 AM (QGaXH)

798 Zork
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline


It is pitch gray. You are likely to be eaten by the Barrel.

Posted by: you are in a maze of twisted little comments, all different at July 18, 2024 01:17 AM (DgGvY)

799 Willing to bet money there will be at least one drag/furry show of some sort......(if I had money but I'm retired so....)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 18, 2024 12:59 AM (QGaXH)

No need to put up, you'll win. You know they have to give their weirdo freaks stage time.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

careful

At least one former member of the Village People has been a Trumpster for years.

This could be fun!

Posted by: Miklos recalls "YMCA" at Trump rallies at July 18, 2024 01:17 AM (XIkHl)

800 Not much you can do with a tractor in CA until they turn the water back on.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2024 01:15 AM (l7fPC)

Friend and sword fighting person... is trying to build a castle just South West of Tahoe...

Fire there right now.. which I warned him about...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 18, 2024 01:18 AM (xaFKb)

801 751 “A bullet couldn’t stop Trump. A virus just stopped Biden. You’ve got the nominees of this party getting their butts kissed. Biden is getting his butt kicked by his own party. The Democrats are coming apart. The Republicans are coming together.”
_Van Jones
Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2024 12:54 AM (l7fPC)

Join us Van....you know you wanna.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 18, 2024 01:18 AM (QGaXH)

802 Van Morrison >> Van Jones
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue

"It's a marvelous night night for a moonbat..."

Posted by: Miklos van Miklos at July 18, 2024 01:19 AM (XIkHl)

803 607...B) I want to know who heads Austin Private Wealth and who they have connections to.
Posted by: redbanzai at July 17, 2024 11:50 PM (pNWLe)

https://austinprivatewealth.com/our-story/team

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 18, 2024 01:19 AM (Rbu5d)

804 758 749 Well I finally caught up with you maniacs. 800 comments before 1 am, maybe!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 12:52 AM (w6EFb



Yeah, what the hell!

Actually good to see the Horde alive and wel..
Posted by: Stateless at July 18, 2024 12:59 AM (jvJvP)

It's been 'lit' since Saturday.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 18, 2024 01:20 AM (QGaXH)

805 770 I accept your modest demands. Come and collect.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 01:20 AM (w6EFb)

806 Filing error. You betcha.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor


Funny timing on that filing error.

Really funny.

Like we're all clowns, here to amuse them.

Posted by: mikeski adjusts his squirt-gun boutonniere at July 18, 2024 01:20 AM (DgGvY)

807 732 What about a bra gun. Oh behave, baby.

https://tinyurl.com/4a3zw9y5

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 12:26 AM (3iMA

I don't wear a bra at home. SOL
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 12:44 AM (w6EFb)

Comment of the week material....??

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 18, 2024 01:21 AM (QGaXH)

808 792 How much stock is “floated”? Way back in the stone age, when physical stock certificates were issued, ordinarily when a retail investor bought stock through a broker it was held in the “street name” or on behalf of the broker. It made buying and selling more convenient.
---------------------------

I beg to differ good sir. One had to call a broker (hello, hello, is anybody there?), place a bid, then when the market hit your price the market maker got first pull and you got seconds if there were any. You also had to buy in lots of 100 otherwise you paid a penalty. Today I can buy one (1) share of Tesla in less than a minute at no, brokerage, cost to me.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2024 01:21 AM (l7fPC)

809 I learned to play “Into the mystic”, capo on 3, Andy on YT “Shut Up And Play” has a great guitar lesson for this one and it is fun to play.

Somebody wrote an article where it was claimed some surgeon at a hospital would play this tune by Van Morrison to maintain steady nerves. Hm. Anyway if you like learning new tunes it is a good one! Thanks for the earworm

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 01:21 AM (u/QE9)

810 797
Van Morrison>>Van Jones = Livin in a van down by the river.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 01:22 AM (o3Uyl)

811 He's the first mainstream hillbilly politician, man
Posted by: Nobody reads ace except ace and him only barely at July 17, 2024 11:01 PM (KRtlO)


davy Crockett was first, he was just unlucky

Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2024 01:23 AM (D7oie)

812 Austin Private Wealth web site News and Events page says it was 12,000 shares, not 12 million. It was supposedly a filing error and they regret the concern it has caused.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 18, 2024 01:03 AM (JRP2U)

Do we have a way of fact checking that?
Posted by: redbanzai at July 18, 2024 01:14 AM (oSH7q)

Yes. Looks legit. They claimed all puts were multiplied by 10,000. I looked up their filing on the SEC site. There is a filing on the 12th and an amended filing on the 16th. The numbers in the filings agree with their claim.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 18, 2024 01:23 AM (JRP2U)

813 I accept your modest demands. Come and collect.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

*bows, drapes hat with extravagant Gamecock plumes across ground*

Posted by: Miklos de Miklos, accepts liege-hold at July 18, 2024 01:24 AM (XIkHl)

814 So Braenyard thanks for the clarification

Is stock trading more or less hinky in the digital age?

I remember 20 years ago they were all falling over themselves to build their brokerage next door to the trading floor and install a T3 fiber optic like so they can front run trades a half a gaziilionth of a second faster than those assholes down the street

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 01:25 AM (u/QE9)

815 davy Crockett was first, he was just unlucky
Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2024 01:23 AM (D7oie)

Is dying as a Hero, Unlucky?

Achilles and others would... disagree.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 18, 2024 01:25 AM (xaFKb)

816 Anyone else speculating that Biden's "COVID" might be the equivalent of a "bad cold" during the Musical Chairman period of the late Soviet Union?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 18, 2024 01:26 AM (W5ArC)

817 Found stock certificates cost money to research, before they can be sold. I can understand why it was done this way, but now that everything is electronic I can well imagine the temptation is great to maybe sell a stock 2 or 3 times if you “know what you are doing”. Or not.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 01:13 AM (u/QE9)

I was shocked to discover that no one who thinks they own stock actually owns that stock - they are "beneficial owners" only. Which means they get the proceeds. Until they don't.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 01:26 AM (w6EFb)

818 >>> 794 Austin Private Wealth web site News and Events page says it was 12,000 shares, not 12 million. It was supposedly a filing error and they regret the concern it has caused.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 18, 2024 01:03 AM (JRP2U)

Do we have a way of fact checking that?
Posted by: redbanzai at July 18, 2024 01:14 AM (oSH7q)

The intern in the Cincinnati office who made this filing error has been released from our employment.

Posted by: Austin Private Wealth at July 18, 2024 01:28 AM (VavZF)

819 I don't wear a bra at home. SOL
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist+
-----------------------------------

All you need is a belt and a good holster. Maybe canvas or leather, something that doesn't chafe. Then you are covered wherever you are on the farm.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2024 01:28 AM (l7fPC)

820 Comment of the week material....??

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 18, 2024 01:21 AM (QGaXH)

Nah, I just don't care anymore!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 01:29 AM (w6EFb)

821 Yes, 8ndeed... I am 100 percent sure that if I had shorted shares of a company owned by a former president and current Presidential candidate to the tune of 12 million shares the day before his attempted assassination aI would absolutely be ammending it quick, fast and in a hurry.
Assuming, of course, I knew what shorting shares meant, which, as it turns out, I do not. But if I did, I would.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 18, 2024 01:30 AM (Vvh2V)

822 Van Morrison>>Van Jones = Livin in a van down by the river.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 01:22 AM (o3Uyl)

Did you ever see than "Living in a Van Gogh Down By the River" meme?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 01:31 AM (w6EFb)

823 I remember 20 years ago they were all falling over themselves to build their brokerage next door to the trading floor and install a T3 fiber optic like so they can front run trades a half a gaziilionth of a second faster than those assholes down the street
Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 01:25 AM (u/QE9)

There is a movie called “The Hummingbird Project” that deals with this subject. It’s pretty good.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 18, 2024 01:31 AM (JRP2U)

824 So, just rewatched the movie "Soldier"... about a soldier who is thrown away...

and suddenly realized just how fucking much I like that movie...

Can't imagine why.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 18, 2024 01:31 AM (xaFKb)

825 I was shocked to discover that no one who thinks they own stock actually owns that stock - they are "beneficial owners" only. Which means they get the proceeds. Until they don't.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
---------------------------------------

It's no different than your bank account or 401K. There's not real, you can touch it, money there. It's all a digital record. Go to a bank and try to withdraw 5k or even 2k. Enjoy their shocked face while they collect themselves.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2024 01:32 AM (l7fPC)

826 I don't wear a bra at home. SOL
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist


nor do I

most days

Posted by: Miklos feels pretty sometimes at July 18, 2024 01:32 AM (XIkHl)

827 752 Ian Miles Cheong
@stillgray
Rachel Maddow has cracked the case: Lord of the Rings is a favorite series of “far right” and “alt right” figures like JD Vance and the tech entrepreneurs who support him.
Video: x.com/stillgray/status/1813797459354886192
9:46 PM · Jul 17, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe



DRATS!!! SHE'S ON TO US!!! I hope she doesn't find out about Rocky and Bulwinkle.

Does anybody watch that LoTR series on Amazon? It seems to be a ongoing disaster with little viewership, if any. Cancelling it would be a mercy killing.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 18, 2024 01:32 AM (sAmhv)

828 *bows, drapes hat with extravagant Gamecock plumes across ground*

Posted by: Miklos de Miklos, accepts liege-hold at July 18, 2024 01:24 AM (XIkHl)

Gamecocks, quail, whatever it takes.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 01:33 AM (w6EFb)

829 Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 18, 2024 01:32 AM (sAmhv)

Uh... actually... the Lord of the Rings Movies kinda sucked.

OK... but lots of crap that was not true to the book...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 18, 2024 01:34 AM (xaFKb)

830 Hey Horde, you are a chatty bunch tonight, I abandoned any attempt to catch up on comments.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 18, 2024 01:34 AM (Sgq8y)

831 Did you ever see than "Living in a Van Gogh Down By the River" meme?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

The sound track is in mono

Posted by: Miklos speaks up, as requested at July 18, 2024 01:34 AM (XIkHl)

832 824 So, just rewatched the movie "Soldier"... about a soldier who is thrown away...

and suddenly realized just how fucking much I like that movie...

Can't imagine why.
Posted by: Romeo13



I haven't seen it in a while, but I recall it being very good. Almost great.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 18, 2024 01:34 AM (sAmhv)

833 I thought Vance's analogy of Bidens voting record to his age comparison was brilliant.. Vance may give a bunch of unemployed small town twenty somethings hope for the future

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 01:35 AM (o3Uyl)

834 830 Hey Horde, you are a chatty bunch tonight, I abandoned any attempt to catch up on comments.
Posted by: Debb

It's like trying to catch up on a conversation in a good bar....

Aint happenin.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 18, 2024 01:35 AM (xaFKb)

835 Hey Horde, you are a chatty bunch tonight, I abandoned any attempt to catch up on comments.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Put the dogs on us.

Posted by: Miklos wags tail and says Hi! at July 18, 2024 01:36 AM (XIkHl)

836 Way too late for me.

Later, gators!

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 18, 2024 01:36 AM (JRP2U)

837 835 Hey Horde, you are a chatty bunch tonight, I abandoned any attempt to catch up on comments.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Put the dogs on us.
Posted by: Miklos wags tail and says Hi! at July 18, 2024 01:36 AM (XIkHl)

Wait;.... Lettin the Dogs out???? woof woof...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 18, 2024 01:37 AM (xaFKb)

838 835 Hey Horde, you are a chatty bunch tonight, I abandoned any attempt to catch up on comments.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
--------------------------

Come on in, it's all current. What's going on?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2024 01:37 AM (l7fPC)

839 827 Do I need to return my diploma from Whats A Matta U?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 01:38 AM (o3Uyl)

840 I thought the first LoTR Jackson movies were pretty good. It's almost impossible to get books like LoTR onto screen very well but I thought Jackson did ok with it. The Hobbit was bad. Could have followed the book almost exactly, but he didn't do that. Greed and hubris took over.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 18, 2024 01:38 AM (sAmhv)

841 796 You guys make me almost wish I owned one......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
-------------------------

Not much you can do with a tractor in CA until they turn the water back on.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2024 01:15 AM (l7fPC)

On my postage-stamp sized lot? I wouldn't have room for it to turn around and it would have to stay in the front because I don't have sufficient side clearance for it to go in back.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 18, 2024 01:39 AM (QGaXH)

842 It's like trying to catch up on a conversation in a good bar....

Aint happenin.
Posted by: Romeo13

Au contraire, mon frere!

Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Conceptual Stream of Conscioness Bar at July 18, 2024 01:39 AM (XIkHl)

843 839 827 Do I need to return my diploma from Whats A Matta U?
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 01:38 AM (o3Uyl)

Yes.

Posted by: Bullwhinkle J. Moose at July 18, 2024 01:39 AM (xaFKb)

844 Eh, in the case of cash it is polite to call. “I’m buying a car Saturday, could I draw $X,000 out by Friday?”

This is way better than trying to nuke their cash reserves and then making a scene when they balk, invoking the bank run scene in It’s a Wonderful Life. They will be more happy if they have some lead time:

Now in the case of non-existent stock shares that is different.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 01:41 AM (u/QE9)

845 Been up over a hour

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2024 01:42 AM (fwDg9)

846 Two rifles at the front door. One at the back door. Half dozen in my office. Two in nightstands.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 11:19 PM (/NEnv)


That's either a short rifle or a long nightstand.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 18, 2024 01:43 AM (FCbAQ)

847 Convention did three things important things; We're not the old GOPe, this is who/what we are, and no matter what part of America you are from we welcome you to join us in the cause.

They made it obvious that pronouncement and the offer was genuine.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2024 01:43 AM (l7fPC)

848 Now in the case of non-existent stock shares that is different.
Posted by: Common Tater

Sell?

BUY BUY BUY

Posted by: Miklosian two bits for a shave Coin at July 18, 2024 01:43 AM (XIkHl)

849 Do I need to return my diploma from Whats A Matta U?
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it!


I have a dishonorary degree from the British equivalent.

Supwich U.

Posted by: mikeski at July 18, 2024 01:43 AM (DgGvY)

850 Back in the wildcat days, the bank examiners route (on horseback) was followed closely. They would try to get kegs of real coins delivered at each stop leapfrogging ahead, so it looked like their reserves were sufficient. They would also fill a keg with nails, and a thin pile of coins on top, and hopefjlly nobody checks TOO closely.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 01:43 AM (u/QE9)

851 822 Living in a Van Gogh down by the river meme is a good one.. Farleys Matt Foley was an original top.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 01:44 AM (o3Uyl)

852 Now, as for Hunter, I hope he goes for a drive and has an "accidental" head-on collision with a mostly full cement mixer.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 17, 2024 11:40 PM (W+kMI)


No, Vasily has to stay here, no way we can let him leave unsupervised.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2024 01:44 AM (D7oie)

853 Been up over a hour
Posted by: Skip

Skip is the joist upon which 1000 comment threads are built.

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at July 18, 2024 01:45 AM (XIkHl)

854 Hey Horde, you are a chatty bunch tonight, I abandoned any attempt to catch up on comments.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz


Hey Debby! I came in sometime after 400 and I didn't catch up until 800.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 01:46 AM (w6EFb)

855 Two rifles at the front door. One at the back door. Half dozen in my office. Two in nightstands.
Posted by: rickb223

Cool.

Posted by: The Pizza Delivery Guy at July 18, 2024 01:47 AM (XIkHl)

856 Hey!

I'm surprised we're up at this hour.

And at the same time!

Posted by: Rodney Miklos-Dangerfield at July 18, 2024 01:49 AM (XIkHl)

857 Skip has to get up in 2 hours

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2024 01:50 AM (fwDg9)

858 846 Two rifles at the front door. One at the back door. Half dozen in my office. Two in nightstands.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 11:19 PM (/NEnv)


That's either a short rifle or a long nightstand.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 18, 2024 01:43 AM (FCbAQ)

Now... two swords near the front door?

But guns? further in the house.... because.... I don't fucking answer the front door.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 18, 2024 01:51 AM (xaFKb)

859 Woot! Only got to 101° today, thanks to wildfire smoke!

Wait. That's not so good...

Posted by: JQ at July 18, 2024 01:52 AM (njWTi)

860 Here's the Van Gogh meme https://tinyurl.com/crnc8fu6

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 01:52 AM (w6EFb)

861 What was going on with the length of Kai Trumps dress tonight? Maybe she plays On the Good Ship Lollipop with Pop Pop . Heh

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 01:55 AM (o3Uyl)

862 I may disappear for a bit.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 01:55 AM (w6EFb)

863 Darleen likes to talk after sex, ya know?

Just called me from Frogmore.

Posted by: Rodney Miklos-Dangerfield with a Carolina accent at July 18, 2024 01:56 AM (XIkHl)

864 "Winner's Bitch" sounds like a creative arts title, like for a liquor of some sort, imagine a movie called "Winner's Bitch". Great hash house harrier's name. Or it sounds like someone's strange theorem; could be a kind of conjecture. It's like a gripe, but worse. Lastly, i'd put money down on a horse named Winner's Bitch.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 18, 2024 01:56 AM (KAi1n)

865 Now... two swords near the front door?

But guns? further in the house.... because.... I don't fucking answer the front door.
Posted by: Romeo13


Why two swords? In case an honorable intruder challenges you to a duel?

Posted by: mikeski at July 18, 2024 01:56 AM (DgGvY)

866 I may disappear for a bit.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

No whiff of sulfur detected

Posted by: Miklos so Testifies at July 18, 2024 01:57 AM (XIkHl)

867 Good night horde getting on the redeye.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 18, 2024 01:58 AM (aYD4E)

868 Ever notice, the internet is pretty small at times?

What ai mean, if you’re a forum member on a discussion or hobby website - you’ll find some of the same people. This is kind of wacky to me, on a planet with 4 billion people this seems incongruous, somehow. Maybe I’m not explaining it very well

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 02:02 AM (u/QE9)

869 I thought the first LoTR Jackson movies were pretty good. It's almost impossible to get books like LoTR onto screen very well but I thought Jackson did ok with it. The Hobbit was bad. Could have followed the book almost exactly, but he didn't do that. Greed and hubris took over.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 18, 2024 01:38 AM (sAmhv)


It was an incredible trilogy. I also liked how the fantasy aspect was not given prominence by too much CGI. That they had an actor in a 'movement' suit to get Gollum's character's action, then use CGI to put in body features was good throughout the movies for all the fantasy characters, that is the non-human or hobbit ones. Great location choice, too.

Things were left out like Tom Bombadil and The Scourging of the Shire, but geez, it was a lot to cover and the movies were extremely credible in the execution. I even hated Sean Bean as Boromir, until he found himself again at his end, and I like Bean as an actor. He made me hate him with that portrayal.

Posted by: RickZ at July 18, 2024 02:02 AM (gKDq2)

870 Why two swords? In case an honorable intruder challenges you to a duel?
Posted by: mikeski at July 18, 2024 01:56 AM (DgGvY)

30 years of Historic Sword fighting... including in tournaments with the best in the country...

And... Case... Two Rapiers. So I have a little bit of skill in that arena... and... swords don't go through walls.

So... it's an escalation of force.... as they enter further into my perimeter.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 18, 2024 02:03 AM (xaFKb)

871 Er, say you’re on a fishing website: And then visit a photographer website. Or car repair. And there’s ole Hank from Florida. That is weird to me

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 02:03 AM (u/QE9)

872 Black Panthers had it in the '60s. Watch 'Forrest Gump'.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 18, 2024 12:40 AM (QGaXH)


everyone had it in the 60's. It was the Jane Fonda of political iconography

Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2024 02:04 AM (D7oie)

873 Horde, you are a chatty bunch tonight, I abandoned any attempt to catch up on comments.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 18, 2024 01:34 AM (Sgq8y

I've been going insane lately. Sorry and thank you Horde.

I'm having my last birthday beers and will be having the happiest year of my life!

And I messaged my friend. I met them when I was at my best.. They fled Canada during the insanity. I took care of their house. They did AirBNB..

I helped them with everything. Didn't want to be paid. Dude's protecting his family during genocide.i was amazing!

Told him I'm sorry for my recent slip. I told him I hit a low point but I'm going to an amazing friend to him.

I have to start making the Horde proud.

Posted by: Stateless at July 18, 2024 02:04 AM (jvJvP)

874 everyone had it in the 60's. It was the Jane Fonda of political iconography
Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2024 02:04 AM (D7oie)

Yeah... still waitin for her to die... so I can piss on her grave.

And I was not even in Nam... although a Lot of men I respect.... were.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 18, 2024 02:05 AM (xaFKb)

875 Rageaholic from 4 days ago - love the very end. And the middle. And the beginning.

https://tinyurl.com/5ayaxzms

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 02:06 AM (w6EFb)

876 “Oh wow, so like they stuck a fork in Sharon and killed her. Groovy!”

Posted by: Be Sure To Wear Some Flowers In Your Hair at July 18, 2024 02:07 AM (u/QE9)

877 if you’re a forum member on a discussion or hobby website - you’ll find some of the same people. This is kind of wacky to me, on a planet with 4 billion people this seems incongruous, somehow.
Posted by: Common Tater


Well, if you're hanging out on hobby websites devoted to building time machines, it's probably a pretty small clique.

Also, welcome to 2024! Were the 70s as groovy as they said? There are 8 billion of us here in the future, so you can meet some new forum time travelers.

(Not meant to be insulting. I just had to run with it.)

Posted by: mikeski at July 18, 2024 02:09 AM (DgGvY)

878 I have to start making the Horde proud.

Posted by: Stateless at July 18, 2024 02:04 AM (jvJvP)

Making amends is a beautiful thing. Many don't dare to reach out to make things right.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 02:11 AM (w6EFb)

879 I am anticipating the Democrat convention in Chicago. Will Hunter address the faithful? Will Ashley speak to the wonderful times in the shower with Dad? Will every elected Democrat get up and testify to Joe's razor sharp intellect and grasp of the facts? Will Dr. Jill give Joe a clean bill of health, resolute in affirming his vast cranial capacity? Oh my gosh it will be an evening soap opera mini-series. Probably why it won't happen.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 18, 2024 02:12 AM (Sgq8y)

880 Er, say you’re on a fishing website: And then visit a photographer website. Or car repair. And there’s ole Hank from Florida. That is weird to me

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 02:03 AM (u/QE9)

The invisible strings that bind us.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 02:13 AM (w6EFb)

881 We're in hypernovelty now, Debby. Anything can happen. I saw a youtube video where a guy predicted Saturday, right down to Trump's ear. Spooky as hell.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 02:16 AM (w6EFb)

882 Er, say you’re on a fishing website: And then visit a photographer website. Or car repair. And there’s ole Hank from Florida. That is weird to me

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 02:03 AM (u/QE9)

The invisible strings that bind us.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

It is weird. What's worse Is when you go out for a bite to eat and somebody stops by and goes "didn't I go to school with you? I'm Hank from Florida." And when you finally get rid of them, they start talking into their lapel. This happens all the time to everybody right?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 02:18 AM (2maI5)

883 Convention did three things important things; We're not the old GOPe, this is who/what we are, and no matter what part of America you are from we welcome you to join us in the cause.

They made it obvious that pronouncement and the offer was genuine.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2024 01:43 AM (l7fPC)


So the ahoy boy neocons aren't too happy right about now, is that the story?

Posted by: RickZ at July 18, 2024 02:19 AM (gKDq2)

884 Here's the link to that video - it was about 4 months ago on another channel. This guy also has his own channel "Last Days." I don't mind telling you that I have a feeling about this guy and will be following him.

https://tinyurl.com/ycyv6hbb

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 02:21 AM (w6EFb)

885 877 if you’re a forum member on a discussion or hobby website - you’ll find some of the same people. This is kind of wacky to me, on a planet with 4 billion people this seems incongruous, somehow.
Posted by: Common Tater

Well, if you're hanging out on hobby websites devoted to building time machines, it's probably a pretty small clique.

Also, welcome to 2024! Were the 70s as groovy as they said? There are 8 billion of us here in the future, so you can meet some new forum time travelers.

(Not meant to be insulting. I just had to run with it.)
Posted by: mikeski at July 18, 2024 02:09 AM (DgGvY)

There's plenty of youtube videos purporting to depict proof of time travel in old films - people supposedly talking on cell phones, wearing modern day sunglasses, fashions, etc. Believe what you want.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 18, 2024 02:22 AM (QGaXH)

886 Making amends is a beautiful thing. Many don't dare to reach out to make things right.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 02:11 AM (w6EFb


I never did anything wrong.

There's no amends.

They fled to Mexico, then Florida when Canada went crazy during Covid. I took care of their home, free, didn't want anythibg while they did AirBNB until the trucker's protest and they came back.

Horde, I made you proud. I did so much, no cash, I just did whatI could to help during vax genocide for a nice family.

Posted by: Stateless at July 18, 2024 02:24 AM (jvJvP)

887 Does anybody else think it's weird that the shooter's parents called the cops in attempt to figure out where he was? It's been my experience that 20-year-olds wander off for hours and they will show up on their own when they're hungry or out of money or more typically both.

I think when everything gets revealed it's going to be clear this guy was an autistic spectrum lunatic and his parents knew that and that he had very peculiar obsessions.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 02:25 AM (2maI5)

888 Well what I mean by that, some of the major discussion forums, even those that predate “social media”, for being the premier website, the user base numbers don’t look large enough, based on the number of people or population.

It’s the digital equivalent of running into the same people while traveling around the world. Not time travelers, something different I suppose

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 02:27 AM (u/QE9)

889 Sorry if this has already been posted, but it's an extraordinary video. Cheatle showed up at the convention and Barasso, Blackburn, and others buttonholed her and gave her holy hell. They even chased her when she ran away.

https://x.com/VoteMarsha/status/1813757661583970333

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 18, 2024 02:27 AM (woPEM)

890 We had that one night
Everything was right


We had a falling out
Let's fall in again

I'll be your okra sprout baby
Harvest me all season long

Posted by: Blues Man Miklos at July 18, 2024 02:28 AM (XIkHl)

891 I was confused about getting in touch with your friend. You done good : )

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 02:28 AM (w6EFb)

892 Okra can be sexy, that's for damn sure.

'Maters too.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 02:30 AM (w6EFb)

893 Oh Jeez, why am I still up? Imbibing news and opinion. That's no good.

It does occur to me that Biden announcing he has the 'vids is not unlike that moment in the 2008 race when McCain suspended his campaign after the economy officially shat the bed. Absolute weakness in the face of adversity. Save for the brief bounce he got after designating Governor Palin as his running mate the McCain Campaign never recovered. Biden running away from his problems is the epitome of piss poor leadership.

Oh, and I was clearly wrong about the assassination attempt putting to bed the calls for Biden to quit. They're still pressuring Biden but under cover while the RNC is in full swing and the details of the assassination plot leak out. In any event the election for the Dims is all but lost. The only reason to replace Joe is to mitigate any down ballot losses they'd suffer by having a weak candidate at the top of the ticket. Kamala will be put on top. She's deeply unpopular, but making her the top of the ticket saves more popular candidates like Newsom the humiliation so they can gear up for '28.

Sucks to be you, Joe.

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2024 02:30 AM (1Yy3c)

894 889 Too bad the speechifyin' mostly drowns out the - erm - conversation.

That bitch. That bitch. That bitch.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 02:31 AM (w6EFb)

895 Okra can be sexy, that's for damn sure.

'Maters too.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Okra and 'maters stew well together

Oh lawd

Posted by: Blind Blues Man Miklos at July 18, 2024 02:32 AM (XIkHl)

896 And happy belated birthday, Stateless!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 02:33 AM (w6EFb)

897 Oh, fuck, I said the election is all but lost for the Dims.

It's a natural law like gravity and action/reaction that whatever I predict the opposite *will* happen.

Joe Biden just won reelection.

Guys, I...I'm so sorry.

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2024 02:34 AM (1Yy3c)

898 Happy belated Birthday to Everyone!

Posted by: Diverse and Inclusive Miklos at July 18, 2024 02:35 AM (XIkHl)

899 Okra can be sexy, that's for damn sure.

'Maters too.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 02:30 AM (w6EFb)


Y'know, I realize The Horde can have many interests, like the anime crowd, and the canoe trip crowd, et.al. But I never knew we had the veggie porn crowd. I guess I never even knew there WAS a veggie porn crowd.

Posted by: RickZ at July 18, 2024 02:35 AM (gKDq2)

900
If I've got it right it, Marsha Blackburn and Whats-his-name chased Director Cheatin' Cheetos into the bathroom. Girlboss went an hid in a bathroom, and her own security blocked the door.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 18, 2024 02:36 AM (w6EFb)

901 Yes! Consider it done for every berfday!

No need to remember silly dates and pesky anniversaries! Brilliant!!

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 02:37 AM (u/QE9)

902 Also, welcome to 2024! Were the 70s as groovy as they said? There are 8 billion of us here in the future, so you can meet some new forum time travelers.

(Not meant to be insulting. I just had to run with it.)
Posted by: mikeski at July 18, 2024 02:09 AM (DgGvY)


Is there anyone here who can help with re-alignment? I come back and find out Reagan was president and beat the Soviet Union economically, and wasn't President Conally's transportation secretary. I mean, President Glenn's brokering the end of the Warsaw pact wasn't the complete success, but it was better than just letting the whole economy collapse.
I think it is the sparge capacitors firing off center and voiding the concentricity of the frame shifting of the plenum.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2024 02:38 AM (D7oie)

903 To what purpose would she have in dropping by the RNC? Stroll around until she feels at home or something? Is this nefarious?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 02:39 AM (u/QE9)

904 If I've got it right it, Marsha Blackburn and Whats-his-name chased Director Cheatin' Cheetos into the bathroom. Girlboss went an hid in a bathroom, and her own security blocked the door.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 18, 2024 02:36 AM (w6EFb)


"Gentleman, we must save our phony baloney jobs! Protect our phony baloney Boss!"

Posted by: RickZ at July 18, 2024 02:39 AM (gKDq2)

905 Is this new?

FBI Investigators have Discovered a Suspicious Message posted by Thomas Matthew Crooks on the Digital Gaming Platform, Steam prior to his Attempted Assassination on Saturday against Former President Donald J. Trump, with the Message stating, “July 13 will be my premiere, watch as it unfolds” also found on Crooks Home Computer were several recent Google Searches which raised Red Flags including “Trump, Biden, When is DNC Convention, and July 13 Trump Rally.”

Posted by: 13times at July 18, 2024 02:39 AM (sp2yQ)

906 The only reason to replace Joe is to mitigate any down ballot losses they'd suffer by having a weak candidate at the top of the ticket. Posted by: Robert

This is my take too. The Democrats know the presidency is gone and everything now Is an attempt to hold on to the Senate and not get slaughtered in the House. The calculus now seems to be going into the convention with a sparkly new candidate, still a disaster, is far better than the complete disaster of having Biden on that big stage yelling and whispering incoherently. It Is certain Biden will have another catastrophic performance in public and the fallout from that is the end of the Democrat Party for a while. I'm hoping this drama goes on and on and on; It couldn't happen to a more deserving group of bastards.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 02:39 AM (2maI5)

907 Interesting commentary from Michael Yon regarding that "bullet trace" photo. Very creepy, creepy, creepy. Made the hair go up on my neck as I read.

https://x.com/Michael_Yon/status/

1813286486198132813

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 02:40 AM (w6EFb)

908
This security blocking US senators thing is curious. Also, Ted Cruz was on Faux earlier tonight describing this conference call they (the entire Senate, he said) had with Cheatin' Cheetos.

He said it was some fancy conference call set up and you had to press some buttons on the touch tone to "que up" to ask a question.

They only took four questions he said, and "didn't allow" any more.

WTF? A US senator is "not allowed" to ask questions of executive branch flunkies? How does that work? How is that allowed to work.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 18, 2024 02:40 AM (w6EFb)

909 Is this new?


Yes, it seems to have hit the news late this afternoon or early in the evening.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 02:40 AM (2maI5)

910 666 >>> >>> 607 My brother just told me about this: https://tinyurl.com/yc5ryc8p

Austin Private Wealth shorted Trump' media company Truth Social to the tune of 12 million shares hours before the assassination attempt.

A) I hope they lose their freaking shirts and

B) I want to know who heads Austin Private Wealth and who they have connections to.
Posted by: redbanzai at July 17, 2024 11:50 PM (pNWLe)

>>> 366 Who wants to read a crazy conspiracy theory about the Trump attempted assassination? This is pretty wild but what isn't these days?

https://tinyurl.com/2cus4uvf
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 11:01 PM (LkLld)

Surprise!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 12:10 AM (VavZF)
-

Season with a pinch of Victoria Nuland.

Creep State:

https://tinyurl.com/8yj8vj7a

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 18, 2024 02:41 AM (FJf3q)

911 891 I was confused about getting in touch with your friend. You done good : )

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 02:28 AM (w6EFb

We had a flood. He's been doing the work.

I did go slightly insane. It's been a year of renovations.

Dude's Romanian and has already been through one revolution.. Him and I are good. I'm pledging to be his most helpful friend and make the Horde proud.

Beautiful family. I have to become amazing and protect them.

Posted by: Stateless at July 18, 2024 02:41 AM (jvJvP)

912 If I've got it right it, Marsha Blackburn and Whats-his-name chased Director Cheatin' Cheetos into the bathroom. Girlboss went an hid in a bathroom, and her own security blocked the door.
Posted by: publius, Rascally

Umm....

Who controls security in and on Capitol grounds?

Posted by: Miklos wishes to be put some knowledges at July 18, 2024 02:42 AM (XIkHl)

913 To what purpose would she have in dropping by the RNC? Stroll around until she feels at home or something? Is this nefarious?
Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 02:39 AM (u/QE9)


I want to know why she has her own security

Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2024 02:43 AM (D7oie)

914 Who controls security in and on Capitol grounds?
Posted by: Miklos wishes to be put some knowledges at July 18, 2024 02:42 AM (XIkHl)
-

I now assume it's the janitor.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 18, 2024 02:43 AM (FJf3q)

915 Jack Poso 🇺🇸
@JackPosobiec
BREAKING: Massive drama right now in WH, Kamala advisors straight up telling Biden advisors it’s time to pass the buck, exact words used, per WH official. This is the first direct, open confrontation at the senior level

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 18, 2024 02:43 AM (TGPs7)

916 I want to know why she has her own security
Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2024 02:43 AM (D7oie)
-

Perhaps because she, too, can't holster a gun.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 18, 2024 02:44 AM (FJf3q)

917 To what purpose would she have in dropping by the RNC? Stroll around until she feels at home or something? Is this nefarious?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 02:39 AM (u/QE9)

We'll call her Nefarious C. You can pick whatever you want C to stand for.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 02:44 AM (w6EFb)

918 Jack Poso 🇺🇸
@JackPosobiec
BREAKING: Massive drama right now in WH, Kamala advisors straight up telling Biden advisors it’s time to pass the buck, exact words used, per WH official. This is the first direct, open confrontation at the senior level
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 18, 2024 02:43 AM (TGPs7)
-

It's 9:45AM here.

I'z can haz popcorn?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 18, 2024 02:45 AM (FJf3q)

919 >> Who controls security in and on Capitol grounds?

This wasn't at the capitol. Girlboss was actually at the RNC, the damned convention. In a luxury suit, of course. Marsha Blackburn and Sen. What's-his-name, Barasso or whatever, spotted her coming out, and laid into her.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 18, 2024 02:45 AM (w6EFb)

920 To what purpose would she have in dropping by the RNC? Stroll around until she feels at home or something? Is this nefarious?
Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 02:39 AM (u/QE9)


It reads to me like she's trying to show she's Girl Boss In Charge and double checking things. They also want it to look as if the Biden Administration cares, including their capitulation on USSS for Kennedy. Cheatle's so typically smug I honestly don't think she thought she'd be confronted. That 'sloped roof' danger will haunt her out of the job sooner rather than later. And, yes, an 'aren't those sloped stairs dangerous?' question from the Reps chasing her would have been good.

Posted by: RickZ at July 18, 2024 02:46 AM (gKDq2)

921 907 I heart this scenario.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 02:47 AM (w6EFb)

922 Marsha Blackburn and Sen. What's-his-name, Barasso or whatever, spotted her coming out, and laid into her.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 18, 2024 02:45 AM (w6EFb)
-

Doesn't Director Cheetos have someone who can respond for her?

You know. A slopesperson.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 18, 2024 02:47 AM (FJf3q)

923 Jack Poso 🇺🇸
@JackPosobiec
BREAKING: Massive drama right now in WH, Kamala advisors straight up telling Biden advisors it’s time to pass the buck, exact words used, per WH official. This is the first direct, open confrontation at the senior level
Posted by: Mister Ghost

And just like that, Biden pops up with covid and is whisked off to Delaware where nobody can get to him. Yeah covid give me a break.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 02:47 AM (2maI5)

924 Doesn't Director Cheetos have someone who can respond for her?

You know. A slopesperson.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs


Slopesperson. For the Win!

How are things in Israel?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 02:49 AM (2maI5)

925
That's luxury suite, not suit, although she might be wearing some $$$ shit too. You know, fashion forward girl boss.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 18, 2024 02:49 AM (w6EFb)

926 922 "Slopesperson" ROFLMFAO!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 02:50 AM (w6EFb)

927 And just like that, Biden pops up with covid and is whisked off to Delaware where nobody can get to him. Yeah covid give me a break.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 02:47 AM (2maI5)
And suddenly, Biden will have a bad reaction to Covid vaccines, which he will blame on Trump.

Bet on it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 18, 2024 02:51 AM (xaFKb)

928 Palace coup.

Posted by: 13times at July 18, 2024 02:51 AM (G5wD6)

929 I now assume it's the janitor.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs

Oh Lord , chirrens

Posted by: Beloved 101 year old custodian "Uncle" Miklos at July 18, 2024 02:51 AM (XIkHl)

930 Joe certainly looked defeated as he trudged up the stairs of that plane.

Maybe like a naughty boy being sent to his room.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 02:52 AM (w6EFb)

931
Some of these slope memes are just damned funny.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 18, 2024 02:53 AM (w6EFb)

932 Palace coup.
Posted by: 13times


Poop, fat!

Posted by: Karine John-Pissoir at July 18, 2024 02:53 AM (XIkHl)

933 1000 thread comments rule,

Posted by: Stateless at July 18, 2024 02:53 AM (jvJvP)

934 That's luxury suite, not suit, although she might be wearing some $$$ shit too. You know, fashion forward girl boss.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 18, 2024 02:49 AM (w6EFb)

What would you expect her to wear, Jill's hand-me-down couchture?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 02:54 AM (w6EFb)

935 How are things in Israel?
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 02:49 AM (2maI5)
-

Arrived up north late last night. Super quiet compared to the 85 missiles we missed the night before.

Staring out the window now, looking at a beautiful panoramic view. Super sunny with a comfortable breeze.

Out to shopping with Mrs. BD in a few mins.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 18, 2024 02:55 AM (FJf3q)

936 933 I'm on it

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 02:55 AM (w6EFb)

937 Some of these slope memes are just damned funny.
Posted by: publius

Ok. light boy

Posted by: Rooftop Koreans at July 18, 2024 02:55 AM (XIkHl)

938 Palace coup.
Posted by: 13times at July 18, 2024 02:51 AM (G5wD6)
-

Chicken coop.

Kamala for the roost!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 18, 2024 02:55 AM (FJf3q)

939 Doesn't Director Cheetos have someone who can respond for her?

You know. A slopesperson.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 18, 2024 02:47 AM (FJf3q)


Bada-Boom Tsch!

OMG! A new groaner. Well done.

Posted by: RickZ at July 18, 2024 02:56 AM (gKDq2)

940 This is not a comment

Posted by: rene Miklos-Magritte for the win at July 18, 2024 02:57 AM (XIkHl)

941 Why am I on the back porch at 3 am talking to youse guys? I know - I didn't get up until noon.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 02:57 AM (w6EFb)

942
Re the bullet trace thing. I was reading up on this the other day. There are two effects. A bullet trace proper is a refraction effect cause by the leading shock wave of the supersonic bullet ripping through the air.

The viewing angle is critical to see it. It doesn't appear usually from the side.

What you see in the Trump photo is a "vapor trail" (should be called a condensation trail). The shock wave of the supersonic bullet causes rapid changes in pressure around the bullet. Behind the bullet, during the rarefaction phase of the strong shock wave, if humidity and other conditions are right, the temperature will drop below the dew point, and allow water to condense.

See the "vapor cone" of supersonic aircraft for much larger illustrations of this effect.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 18, 2024 02:58 AM (w6EFb)

943 Palace coup.
Posted by: 13times

A full on production of The Tragedy of Omelete

A Shakespearean style drama where the princess takes out the king.

"You too, Omala?"

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 02:58 AM (2maI5)

944 If this thread gets 1000 comments, Skip gets a Merit badge.

Posted by: Old Schooll School Scoutmaster Miklos at July 18, 2024 02:59 AM (XIkHl)

945 The THING

Posted by: Anyway at July 18, 2024 03:00 AM (XIkHl)

946 Is there a good one stop clearinghouse for all things J13?

Posted by: 13times at July 18, 2024 03:01 AM (jIreZ)

947 ANYHOW

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 03:01 AM (2maI5)

948 I could quote from Obama's speeches

Or not, preferably

Posted by: Queen Elizabeth, with Royal handwave at July 18, 2024 03:02 AM (XIkHl)

949 Publius, the creepy thing about that photo is the setting used by the photographer, set to capture very high speed. That would not be necessary during a speech.

Almost...

like the photographer was going for a historic shot, as it were.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 03:03 AM (w6EFb)

950 All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
couldn’t put Humpty together again.

Posted by: 13times at July 18, 2024 03:03 AM (jIreZ)

951 Is there a good one stop clearinghouse for all things J13?

I haven't come across one yet.

One of the more interesting developments I came across today is the local police are directly contradicting the story from the Secret Service. I didn't get much detail about this but one was the local cops were not in the building below the shooter. That's kind of a big deal.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 03:03 AM (2maI5)

952 And just like that, Biden pops up with covid and is whisked off to Delaware where nobody can get to him. Yeah covid give me a break.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 02:47 AM (2maI5)


So they're going with 'Re-Elect The Doddering Old Man On His Fourth Bout Of COVID' as a campaign strategy? How'd that 'big boy press conference' work out for them?

It really is crazy. And anyone appointed and/or approved in the Administration should be barred from any political jobs ever again. They were in on running the Country and covering up Biden's true short-day non-compos mentis cognition. They put their Party over Country, thereby putting the Country at extreme risk. Fuck those people.

Posted by: RickZ at July 18, 2024 03:04 AM (gKDq2)

953 I could do another 100 with Biden lies

Posted by: Beau, reincarnated at July 18, 2024 03:04 AM (XIkHl)

954 Barron Trump is quite tall.

He could make some money in the NBA.

Posted by: Miklos recalls that trump was recruited by two MLB teams at July 18, 2024 03:06 AM (XIkHl)

955 Not much you can do with a tractor in CA until they turn the water back on.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2024 01:15 AM (l7fPC)

Which is why nearly everyone who can has been converting their irrigation systems to wells over the last decade. If the smelt fornicators are still in power by the time the aquifers start drying up that's when the real trouble is going to start.

Posted by: Sjg at July 18, 2024 03:06 AM (aqZN1)

956 Here is the clever thing I forgot to mention

Posted by: Miklosbotv2024/T at July 18, 2024 03:07 AM (XIkHl)

957 They put their Party over Country, thereby putting the Country at extreme risk. Fuck those people.
Posted by: RickZ

This is a very common occurrence in communist-run countries. Or in our case the Democrats a difference without distinction.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 03:08 AM (2maI5)

958 Is there a good one stop clearinghouse for all things J13?

Posted by: 13times at July 18, 2024 03:01 AM (jIreZ)

I spent a goodly bit of time on the twatters today. I_am_JohnCullen believes he's proven there was a second shooter and has the sauce.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 03:08 AM (w6EFb)

959 Brevity is the soul of wit

Posted by: Things Miklos learned from Gandhi, probably at July 18, 2024 03:09 AM (XIkHl)

960 Brevity is the soul of wit

!

Posted by: ! at July 18, 2024 03:09 AM (XIkHl)

961 We like pithy

We like girthy

VOTE NOW

Posted by: Miklos could use some help here at July 18, 2024 03:10 AM (XIkHl)

962 Famous Joe Biden quotes

"Buh buh, buh, muh, muh muh, MAGA!"

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 03:11 AM (2maI5)

963 I could quote from Obama's speeches

Or not, preferably

Posted by: Queen Elizabeth, with Royal handwave at July 18, 2024 03:02 AM (XIkHl)

I heard they buried her with ipod, so she could listen to Obama in the afterlife.

Or not. Maybe.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 03:11 AM (w6EFb)

964 Not much you can do with a tractor in CA until they turn the water back on.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 18, 2024 01:15 AM (l7fPC)

Actually, THIS year you would be OK... water is flowing...

Other years? drought... which is NORMAL. Problem is that people don't want to admit that weather??? it like.... changes.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 18, 2024 03:11 AM (xaFKb)

965 Good night, Horde, sleep beckons, thanks as always for the wit and wisdom. I have bookmarked a ton of stuff tonight. Love you all.


Stateless, make yourself proud and hang in there.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 18, 2024 03:13 AM (Sgq8y)

966 Or not. Maybe.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

You should research this.

Being a Duchess and whatnot.

Posted by: Oddly enough, Miklos was never taught how to curtsy at July 18, 2024 03:14 AM (XIkHl)

967 915 Jack Poso 🇺🇸
@JackPosobiec
BREAKING: Massive drama right now in WH, Kamala advisors straight up telling Biden advisors it’s time to pass the buck, exact words used, per WH official. This is the first direct, open confrontation at the senior level
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 18, 2024 02:43 AM (TGPs7)
-------------------

I believe this, because only Kamala's people would be stupid enough to mix up "pass the buck" for "pass the torch." Asking him to "pass the buck" to her is asking him to shove all the problems onto her, and, well, maybe she'll get her wish.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 18, 2024 03:14 AM (QdGJh)

968 Thanks, I’ll continue stumbling through Twitter.

Local cops getting a close peek at roof shooter.

One says the cop was boosted up by a partner to look at the sniper, was then menaced by shooter and dropped down.

Another has a cop using a ladder for a peek, getting menaced, and retreating.

Posted by: 13times at July 18, 2024 03:14 AM (8EEcY)

969 One of the more interesting developments I came across today is the local police are directly contradicting the story from the Secret Service. I didn't get much detail about this but one was the local cops were not in the building below the shooter. That's kind of a big deal.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 03:03 AM (2maI5)

I heard it was SS inside the building.

Funny how a shot from inside would be pretty much the same distance as one from the roof. Just sayin'

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 03:15 AM (w6EFb)

970 The next time I am at Duchess Acres, I will not be sure if that royal handwave will be a sign of welcome, or a signal to open fire.

Posted by: Risk taker Miklos at July 18, 2024 03:17 AM (XIkHl)

971 896 And happy belated birthday, Stateless!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 02:33 AM (w6p

Thank you so much

I had a bit of a dip, horrible.

I'm going to rebound and be the most amazing, most helpful friend to my friends across the street. Like I already did.

I'm going to make the Horde proud.

Posted by: Stateless at July 18, 2024 03:17 AM (jvJvP)

972 BREAKING: Massive drama right now in WH, Kamala advisors straight up telling Biden advisors it’s time to pass the buck, exact words used, per WH official. This is the first direct, open confrontation at the senior level
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 18, 2024 02:43 AM (TGPs7)
-------------------

I believe this, because only Kamala's people would be stupid enough to mix up "pass the buck" for "pass the torch." Asking him to "pass the buck" to her is asking him to shove all the problems onto her, and, well, maybe she'll get her wish.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky

I pray like St. Augustine-

Yes, but not yet.

Posted by: Increasingly Trappist Miklos at July 18, 2024 03:20 AM (XIkHl)

973 Stateless, you seem to be what we call: "good people"

Glad you got thru the Bad Times!

Posted by: JQ at July 18, 2024 03:20 AM (njWTi)

974 We should always strive to live purposeful lives. Even if only during our better moments.

I could do much, much better.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 03:21 AM (w6EFb)

975 898 Happy belated Birthday to Everyone!
Posted by: Diverse and Inclusive Miklos at July 18, 2024 02:35 AM (XIkHl

Thank you also.

Posted by: Stateless at July 18, 2024 03:21 AM (jvJvP)

976 I'm going to rebound and be the most amazing, most helpful friend to my friends across the street. Like I already did.

I'm going to make the Horde proud.
Posted by: Stateless

Now see?

We can have nice things

Posted by: Miklos at July 18, 2024 03:22 AM (XIkHl)

977 Yeah, Miley-- so could I.

Life has been stagnant for me. 'Groundhog Day' sort of. It's the same every day & grinding me down, when I let it.. Ugh.

Chin up, Stateless!

Posted by: JQ at July 18, 2024 03:23 AM (njWTi)

978 Not yet, indeed. Draw it out. Run things up the old flagpole and see who salutes. Kamala can throw her underwear at the ceiling and see if it sticks.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 03:23 AM (w6EFb)

979 Eww. kami's undies... yuck.

Thanks for that image, Miley. :barf:

Posted by: JQ at July 18, 2024 03:25 AM (njWTi)

980 JQ, I've been feeling a sense of both dread and ecstasy. Does that make any sense to you?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 03:25 AM (w6EFb)

981 Yes, it makes perfect sense to me, Miley.

Ecstasy that PDT survived.

Dread that the MFers will try again & perhaps succeed.

Posted by: JQ at July 18, 2024 03:28 AM (njWTi)

982 I just applied for the Secret Service

Secret?

They have a website.

But first

I had to click on all photos of roofs

Posted by: Miklos just did this at July 18, 2024 03:28 AM (XIkHl)

983 I'm predicting by the end of next week the Secret Service will be holding ceremonies to hand out medals for saving President Trump's life.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 03:29 AM (2maI5)

984 I'm predicting by the end of next week the Secret Service will be holding ceremonies to hand out medals for saving President Trump's life.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
---------

LOL. Do we even know for sure, *who* took out that zitty dweeb loser?

Posted by: JQ at July 18, 2024 03:31 AM (njWTi)

985 If necessary to get to 1000

I will

Posted by: Miklos will re-aminate Jerry Lewis in Telethon mode at July 18, 2024 03:32 AM (XIkHl)

986 Ecstasy that PDT survived.

Dread that the MFers will try again & perhaps succeed.

Posted by: JQ at July 18, 2024 03:28 AM (njWTi)

Feeling the immense power shift that's happening. The Right rises and the Left is peeing their pants.

They have never been so dangerous as they are at this minute.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 03:32 AM (w6EFb)

987 *cries*

Posted by: Jerry Lewis in Telethon mode at July 18, 2024 03:33 AM (XIkHl)

988 I can see (soviet) Russia from my house!

Posted by: JQ at July 18, 2024 03:34 AM (njWTi)

989 LOL@Captcha, Miklos!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 03:34 AM (w6EFb)

990 Job interview question asked by a future employer to the Secret Cervix Director: " please tell me about a situation over your career where something went wrong, how you handled it and how you moved on from there. Be specific."

I think that will be the revised dictionary definition of awkward.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 03:35 AM (2maI5)

991
The made a sequel, (or a remake), to Twister (1996).

Twister, with Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt, was a big hit when it came out. I thought it was really stupid.

Anyway, today people are pretending to be big mad that the makers of the sequel, Twisters, because there's no mention of fake global warming hoax.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 03:35 AM (6ml7Y)

992 By the way, a "Pledge" to comment is not a legally binding requirement to comment.

For tax purposes, pledges work too.

Posted by: Miklos says " "Hey LADY!" at July 18, 2024 03:35 AM (XIkHl)

993 I can see Putin from my window.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 03:36 AM (w6EFb)

994 By the way, a "Pledge" to comment is not a legally binding requirement to comment.

For tax purposes, pledges work too.
Posted by: Miklos says " "Hey LADY!" at July 18, 2024 03:35 AM (XIkHl)


I'll post today that I might pledge next Thursday.

Posted by: Wimpy at July 18, 2024 03:37 AM (gKDq2)

995 I can see Putin from my window.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 03:36 AM (w6EFb)


You and every other Democrat.

Posted by: RickZ at July 18, 2024 03:37 AM (gKDq2)

996 Boston Radio Watch®️
@bostonradio
This dude just shredded these fake corporate cocks…

Nantucket Current
@ACKCurrent
·
8h
🦞Nantucket lobsterman Dan Pronk, staring down the Vineyard Wind CEO, says

"I fish 800 lobster traps right where you're putting these tombstones, which is also the end of my business."

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 18, 2024 03:38 AM (TGPs7)

997 The FBI is where evidence goes to die. Never believe something until the FBI officially denies it. They made a formal determination it was a lone gunman before the night was even over. They made their conclusion before they started their investigation“

Posted by: 13times at July 18, 2024 03:38 AM (d9taY)

998 Hahaha Miley. No, I mean... the modern Bolsheviks are out in the open now.

Posted by: JQ at July 18, 2024 03:39 AM (njWTi)

999 Just a couple more...

Posted by: JQ at July 18, 2024 03:40 AM (njWTi)

1000 NOW!

Posted by: JQ at July 18, 2024 03:40 AM (njWTi)

1001 Eh, you're well on the way. Guess I don't need to comment.

But, I really don't want Biden to be removed or drop out. I want him defeated, humiliated really. It's not a victory for him to run away and have another person beaten in November. That leaves him able to crow he beat Trump once, and if it wasn't for that pesky... thing, he would have beaten him again. And the press would go along with it. No, Biden must be destroyed, not a placeholder.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2024 03:40 AM (0eaVi)

1002 LOL@Captcha, Miklos!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Also I'm hired

pretty easy

They will send me a gun and badge by Amazon by 8 PM

Posted by: Miklos might not be a black lesbian tranny, but they don't really check at July 18, 2024 03:40 AM (XIkHl)

1003
Supposebly it takes 50 years for these stupid windmills to break even.

And, supposebly, these windmills will only last 25 years until they're junk.

Not supposebly, but factually, these windmills sound like jet engines ready for takeoff when it's really windy, which is Often On The Seashore!

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 03:42 AM (6ml7Y)

1004 I always think of goofy young Jerry Lewis. He was so different in the King of Comedy with that jackass De Niro and that repulsive Sandra Bernhard.

I saw him at the deli where we worked the RNC in '96 (catering, not hookers you perverts). He came in for a jar of caviar and tipped the guy a hundred.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 03:42 AM (w6EFb)

1005 JQ for the win!

Keep it quiet, though.


Let's not wake up little Skip.

Posted by: Auntie Miklos at July 18, 2024 03:42 AM (XIkHl)

1006 Famous Joe Biden quotes

"what I've been able to do with the with the Covid, excuse me, with, um, dealing with everything we have to do with, uh, look."

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 03:42 AM (2maI5)

1007 " please tell me about a situation over your career where something went wrong, how you handled it and how you moved on from there. Be specific."

It's sad because it's true.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 03:43 AM (w6EFb)

1008

Just saw a much better, non-cropped version of the dead shooter on the roof (at Karl Denninger's Ticker Forum Bar section, which you have to be a member to see).

Bullet entry was below the nose above the lip. Blood an brain matter visible.

It was NOT one of the snipers on the roof to the side of Trump you see in all those photos. The sniper who took him out was somewhere else, and they aren't saying where.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 18, 2024 03:43 AM (w6EFb)

1009 Now see?

We can have nice things

Posted by: Miklos at July 18, 2024 03:22 AM (XIkHl)

eless, you seem t

Posted by: JQ at July 18, 2024 03:20 AM (njWTi

Thank you both so much.
I'm going to work at being amazing , doing good things and making the Horde proud.



Posted by: Stateless at July 18, 2024 03:44 AM (jvJvP)

1010 I saw him at the deli where we worked the RNC in '96 (catering, not hookers you perverts). He came in for a jar of caviar and tipped the guy a hundred.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

There is a chance that I brought the caviar.

Small chance, but maybe.

Posted by: Miklos can tell stories without even lying at July 18, 2024 03:44 AM (XIkHl)

1011 Oooo! Got a link for the lobsterman?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 03:45 AM (w6EFb)

1012 I predict that Biden drops out Saturday night, with a leak late Friday night.

Posted by: Lothar of the Keolu Hill People at July 18, 2024 03:45 AM (Gx2Uf)

1013 1000 NOW!

Posted by: JQ at July 18, 2024 03:4



Good job!

Posted by: Stateless at July 18, 2024 03:45 AM (jvJvP)

1014
Exit wound was behind his right ear. Some of these guys are using that to figure out exactly where the kill shot came from. The shooter was facing Trump from that roof, and you can figure out the angle it had to come from.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 18, 2024 03:45 AM (w6EFb)

1015 Famous Joe Biden quotes

"I got hairy legs, that turn blond in the sun."

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 03:47 AM (2maI5)

1016 Morning, insomaniacals! Everybody get at least some sleep last night? I kept waking up every two hours, and finally after six total elapsed time, I gave up.

Interesting dream last night. I was at a convention of some kind, sitting in a booth at the hotel restaurant. Three young women were with me. ONe was a tall exotic brunette who said her name, and I said, "Can you spell that?" She said, "You try." So I wrote something on a napkin that ended with "Nadia," and she said, "Pretty good."

The other two girls, who wre pretty but not in Nadia's class, got upset that I was not a Moslem (?!), and left. The next thing I knew, Nadia was sitting on my lap (in a restaurant booth, mind you), and I was stroking her bare golden back and giving her chills. So . . . (cont.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 18, 2024 03:47 AM (omVj0)

1017 They will send me a gun and badge by Amazon by 8 PM

Posted by: Miklos might not be a black lesbian tranny, but they don't really check at July 18, 2024 03:40 AM (XIkHl)

I guess you'll need to supply your own holster.

Practice, practice, practice!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 03:48 AM (w6EFb)

1018 I'm not even trying to fit all the pieces together, re: Saturday's events... it's more than my scrambled brain can handle.

What I *do* know is this: Guv, in its current configuration, is NOT trustworthy. Furthermore, it is beneath contempt, reprehensible; smellier than dogsh!t on the soles of my shoes.

*spit*

Posted by: JQ at July 18, 2024 03:48 AM (njWTi)

1019
A tree was most likely blocking the view of those two snipers on the roof we all saw in the photos. That would explain their behavior, taking their eyes off the scopes and all that. They couldn't see, and were looking.

The sniper who took him out were on another roof to the right facing Trump. That is, if you're looking at the video, the kill shot sniper was off the frame to the right.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 18, 2024 03:48 AM (w6EFb)

1020 " please tell me about a situation over your career where something went wrong, how you handled it and how you moved on from there. Be specific."



"I can't answer because of an ongoing investigation. Hired or not? "

Posted by: Miklosian HR interactions at July 18, 2024 03:48 AM (XIkHl)

1021 Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2024 03:40 AM (0eaVi)

I'd like to see that as well.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 03:49 AM (w6EFb)

1022 It's a little late, but since we hit 1,000 comments tonight, we need to toss out the traditional first comment

SPONGE!

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 03:50 AM (2maI5)

1023 I guess you'll need to supply your own holster.

Practice, practice, practice!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

I call my holster "Darleen"

Posted by: Miklos should practice more at July 18, 2024 03:51 AM (XIkHl)

1024 1016, cont.: So we were heading up to my room. We passed the hotel ballroom, where we could hear voices, and I said, "We missed the award ceremony," and Nadia said, "Don't worry about it."

Then, in the lobby (which looked like a Toys 'R Us), somehow I got roped into a prize game where you had to match images on a board, then remove the board to reveal the next one. I didn't bother with matching, just yanked off each board. I won at last, a yellow-and-green toy fire truck that squirted water. The saleslady said, "That's $179.95." I remarked that a child who'd like such a toy would frighten me. As I was looking around for Nadia . . . I woke up.

"What does it mean, Doctor?" "What do you think it means?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 18, 2024 03:52 AM (omVj0)

1025 Water tower?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 03:54 AM (GbT4e)

1026 I can see Putin from my window.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Where

My turf

I'll take that Russki mofo

Posted by: The Thing in the Woods at July 18, 2024 03:55 AM (XIkHl)

1027 "What does it mean, Doctor?" "What do you think it means?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

Well, Tell me more about your toy size squirter; have you been having feelings of inadequacy lately? Oops, that will have to wait till next week since we're out of time. The cost for this session will be $179.95, same as in town. Please keep in mind that if you pay by credit card there will be a 4% fee added to the bill. Have a great week! See you next Wednesday.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 03:57 AM (2maI5)

1028 I'd like to see that as well.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 03:49 AM (w6EFb)

Well, I'll take the win, but it will seem like a hollow victory.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2024 03:59 AM (0eaVi)

1029 Not much sleep

Some are suggesting 2 shooters, it should be known how many the roof shooter fired when they counted the brass.
We know 1 dead 4 wounded, 2 badly

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2024 03:59 AM (fwDg9)

1030 Oh, that's gooooood. "Ongoing investigation."

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 03:59 AM (w6EFb)

1031
lulz, someone just brought up Dukakis riding in the tank

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 03:59 AM (6ml7Y)

1032 Niteall

Posted by: soon to be horizontal Miklos at July 18, 2024 04:00 AM (XIkHl)

1033
Did Ford get shot, or shot at?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 04:00 AM (6ml7Y)

1034 'Night, Miklos!

Posted by: JQ at July 18, 2024 04:00 AM (njWTi)

1035 "What does it mean, Doctor?" "What do you think it means?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 18, 2024 03:52 AM (omVj0)

You wet the bed. Didn't you, WA.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2024 04:00 AM (0eaVi)

1036
I think just shot at, but she was pretty close. "Squeaky" Fromme, a manson family member, I think.

I was, what, 5?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 04:02 AM (6ml7Y)

1037 You wet the bed. Didn't you, WA.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
--------

LOL, but he didn't mention any bathroom scenarios...

(oh, gawd-- *bathroom dreams* are the worst!)

Posted by: JQ at July 18, 2024 04:03 AM (njWTi)

1038 Yeah, I see the ONT, and a lot of threads, have been pushing upwards of 600 comments ever since 6/27, and more since 7/13.

Anyway, as our illustrious Prez Sponge-Brain likes to say, I got my new driver's license in a quick session, exactly as the title company advertises. The eye exam was the lady holding up a paddle with five letters on it, which I aced. Then, "Cash or card? . . . Stand there, please, and look at the button. . . . Done."

I hope they have express places like this wherever I wind up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 18, 2024 04:05 AM (omVj0)

1039 Sara Moore maybe, can't recall. Lynette Fromme had a Colt .45 automatic without one in the pipe and waved it around. Claimed she didn't really want to shoot him.

Was it here? Somebody on a discussion forum ran into one of those nutbars many years after the fact in a business setting, maybe real estate or whatever. Just guessing because they were not willing to discuss it further other than "I realized who this was and she noticed my reaction at the same time" kind of thing. Yick

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 04:05 AM (GbT4e)

1040 What makes this so interesting is all the cross-referencing and synching up of video from many individuals in different locations.

I don't think their lies will hold.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 04:06 AM (w6EFb)

1041 Out. Mornin' arrives too early, heh.

Posted by: JQ at July 18, 2024 04:07 AM (njWTi)

1042 ou wet the bed. Didn't you, WA.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
--------

LOL, but he didn't mention any bathroom scenarios...

(oh, gawd-- *bathroom dreams* are the worst!)
Posted by: JQ at July 18, 2024


***
Yeah, I have those from time to time -- usually I'm out in public trying to find a decent men's room.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 18, 2024 04:09 AM (omVj0)

1043
Just think if we had all these cameras everywhere back at Dealey Plaza.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 18, 2024 04:13 AM (w6EFb)

1044 1000 comment threads..?

I don't exactly want more political assassinaton attempts, but wow, i'm enjoying the 1000 threads

Posted by: Stateless at July 18, 2024 04:14 AM (jvJvP)

1045 I'm not much of a dream interpreter, and I usually don't remember much of my dreams.

I did have this one dream, a few years after my husband died. I was at a party and met a big shot who took a fancy to me. Nothing sexual, he just liked me. Next scene, I'm in a smallish plane and there's a flap in the back that was down. I sat on it like the tailgate of an old station wagon, with my legs hanging over. The plane was flying kind of low, so you could see all kinds of details in the landscape. I leaned over to get a closer look and whoops! whoopsie! I fell out of the plane.

But, amazingly, I landed on my feet.

There was a building at the edge of the field, with a snooty receptionist. I asked her to call the big shot guy from the party, since I knew he would help me get home. She expressed doubt that I knew him. In the end, she made the call. She was real nice to me after that. Don't remember anything else.

That was a good dream, and gave me the courage to make the leap into a new life.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 04:15 AM (w6EFb)

1046 Miley, that sounds like a good one indeed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 18, 2024 04:16 AM (omVj0)

1047 Yeah, I have those from time to time -- usually I'm out in public trying to find a decent men's room.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 18, 2024 04:09 AM (omVj0)

And either every stall is full, or they don't work and you have to keep looking.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2024 04:17 AM (0eaVi)

1048 Dang. I used to get "Final Exam Week" and I hadn't gone to class, or forgot about it or something and I was fooked. Or I went back in the military.

That is kind of weird, because I had a break in service. So after the second time in and then a civvie again for the second time I'd get dreams where I would try to suss this out with myself. "Wait. I'm not in the .mil any longer. This is a dream" ..... "Are you sure.... Remember..." etc. LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 04:20 AM (GbT4e)

1049 I'm not one to try to interpret my dreams, the ones I remember, anyway. I simply enjoy the imagery, the colors, in this one Nadia's golden curved back (!), and am entertained by the theatre-of-the-absurd movie my brain has conjured.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 18, 2024 04:22 AM (omVj0)

1050 I had another dream, back in the 70s. I must have awakened right afterwards, because I remembered an incredible amount of detail. I wrote it down and I still have it somewhere. Anyway, the end of the dream was having a cup of coffee that had been recommended to me as being "very satisfying."

And I awakened feeling very satisfied and at peace or something. I had to get up so I could relish this incredibly satisfying feeling.

Weird, huh? It was 6 am and I can assure you that I never voluntarily get up at 6 am. My dad was shocked to see me.

I needed coffee.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 04:22 AM (w6EFb)

1051 Dreams are mostly made up stuff, if not I want OT for my work dreams

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2024 04:24 AM (fwDg9)

1052 I used to get "Final Exam Week"

I had the late-for-a-final for many years after law school. Way too many years. Like academic PTSD. Which is friggin' ridiculous.

The other one I had, for decades, was the house being full of demons or presences. I finally started praying to not have that one anymore. Haven't in a long time.

Posted by: I may be too high strung at July 18, 2024 04:26 AM (sUiRt)

1053 All this coming out about the SS, the incompetence and willful negligence . . . as Ace said, "It gets worse." I always thought, I guess, that the Secret Service guys were the real defense of the president, that they were dedicated. Now . . .

Yeah, this ain't the America we grew up believing in.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 18, 2024 04:32 AM (omVj0)

1054 I found secret rooms in my house, it was great. Full of antiques and tables of machine tools and gadgets and wooden furniture and wood floors, and oddly enough nice windows and cupolas that one would think would be visible on the outside of the house. I was thinking I could make bank selling stuff on eBay or whatever, and maybe rent the rooms out and the rest of it.

Another job I had years ago required scanning bar codes periodically after tasks performed. They kept getting progressively more difficult to get to, like an obstacle course some of them required low crawling in dark tunnels to get. LOL!! At least these are somewhat consistent, some dreams are completely nonsense. I wonder if they will ever be able to crack the brain frequency and maybe put on a display the fantastical images in our head while asleep?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 04:32 AM (GbT4e)

1055 Yeah, it was usually just one class out of a standard course load during the Finals. Something obscure that I forgot to drop or something. Probably required to graduate, no worries. But yes - this was many years later and not expected really.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 04:39 AM (GbT4e)

1056 Oh, I remember another one now. Thanks everybody

Parking your car somewhere and losing it in a dream. Not fun. LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 04:40 AM (GbT4e)

1057 Cheatle was at the RNC?! That’s both disturbing and inappropriate.

And Kamala and her advisors are telling Biden that he needs to “pass the buck” rather than “the torch.” Sounds pretty typical for word salad Kamala.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2024 04:40 AM (lNmRI)

1058 Nood

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 18, 2024 04:40 AM (Pd+l/)

1059 Posted by: Common Tater
----------

Brainstorm, 1983

Posted by: JQ at July 18, 2024 04:41 AM (njWTi)

1060
Brainstorm, 1983
Posted by: JQ at July 18, 2024


***
JQ, I think that was a little earlier, '80 or '81. But yes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 18, 2024 04:43 AM (omVj0)

1061 Parking your car somewhere and losing it in a dream. Not fun. LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 04:40 AM (GbT4e)

Even worse, IRL. I couldn't find my car in the parking garage at LAX. This was in '81, I guess. Took us an hour, anyway. Dummies.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 18, 2024 04:50 AM (w6EFb)

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