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Donald Trump is Now an African Legend On Par With Shaka Zulu and Elon Musk
Thanks to vmom stabby stabby stab:
Like I said. This is what legends are born of. Children in Uganda recreate the assassination attempt on President Trump. pic.twitter.com/jNSsWpClL2
— Justin Hart (@justin_hart) July 17, 2024
Thomas Paine, I think, said that the award, if missing the "V" for Valor, is a basically a Participation Trophy given to most Iraq/Afghanistan vets, meaning only that you served honorably in-theater, not that you did anything heroic in combat. But Honest Joe sure does have everyone convinced that Beau Biden was engaged in glorious combat with those legendary "burn pits," doesn't he?
There is a lot of stupid details about military awards, not being able to award the Meritorious Service Medal to troops through much of the Iraq/Afghanistan wars, etc. Suffice to say, the Bronze Star became the standard award for many Field Grade (Major and above) officers, and captains commanding companies (how I got mine). To get it for gallantry in combat, you get the Bronze Star with "V" device, a little silver "V" on the ribbon, denoting "valor". This distinction didn't exist in the past.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: GF at July 17, 2024 03:18 PM (Z5ThF)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 17, 2024 03:19 PM (JMAcK)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 17, 2024 03:19 PM (JMAcK)
"Tell me who did something that you've never done with your Bronze Star like my son!!!"
[Beau Biden never saw combat.]
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 17, 2024 03:19 PM (i7Q7S)
Meanwhile, actual heroes who saw their friends get blown up and saved other soldiers quietly go about their lives.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 17, 2024 03:21 PM (JMAcK)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 03:21 PM (Y8lzz)
Posted by: pookysgirl at July 17, 2024 03:21 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 17, 2024 03:21 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Buster Hymannd at July 17, 2024 03:22 PM (qpLSv)
In: Ugandan Trump Assassination Reinactors
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 03:22 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: stu-mic-o-sucks at July 17, 2024 03:23 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: jwest at July 17, 2024 03:23 PM (VP9ao)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 17, 2024 03:23 PM (U+vfz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 17, 2024 03:23 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: pookysgirl at July 17, 2024 03:21 PM (dtlDP
That kid gets it.
Posted by: Emmie at July 17, 2024 03:23 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: jhawk90 at July 17, 2024 03:24 PM (ggOdn)
Are we still talking about dry eyes?
Posted by: stu-mic-o-sucks at July 17, 2024 03:23 PM (w9Wax)
Alex, What is one of the less favored ways of removing axilial hair?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 03:24 PM (ynpvh)
Seriously though -- how many videos from Saturday would be banned from Twitter (now known as X)* if Dorsey was still running the place? How different would the narrative be about the attempt on Trump's life? Hell - how different would the narrative about the sundowner be??
* That's just me goofing on how frequently we still see "(formerly known as Twitter)" in articles and online posts.
Posted by: Doof at July 17, 2024 03:24 PM (RhGG0)
That's an interesting perspective, that they see Trump as a hero.
BTW, there's a Telegram tap-to-earn crypto game. Hamster Kombat. 250 million players. You collect these cards and level them up.
Latest card is "Fight fight fight" with a hampster recreation of the Trump fist pump.
Non-political pages on IG are also posting the photo.
This is a lot bigger than the left knows.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2024 03:25 PM (A+HXZ)
Posted by: Blago at July 17, 2024 03:25 PM (wMRY8)
Award inflation was almost bad as current currency inflation!
Posted by: Military Moron at July 17, 2024 03:26 PM (JCZqz)
If there is a political assassination in Africa (or just about anywhere else), you can bet the CIA is behind it.
Posted by: jwest at July 17, 2024 03:27 PM (VP9ao)
Posted by: Emmie at July 17, 2024 03:27 PM (Sf2cq)
This is a lot bigger than the left knows.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2024 03:25 PM (A+HXZ)
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I saw a poll result earlier today that said that nearly half of all Democrats think the violent rhetoric from the left contributed in some measure to the assassination attempt on Trump.
And Democrats are reupping the same rhetoric.
The assassination attempt and the left's reaction was a light that pierced across the culture that revealed the left as psychopaths, and the left doesn't realize it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 17, 2024 03:27 PM (GBKbO)
Nobody knows why he received it.
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 17, 2024 03:27 PM (i7Q7S)
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E-7 and above receive Bronze Stars (without the V device).
E-6 and below receive ARCOMs.
But yeah, they're both pretty much participation trophies.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 17, 2024 03:27 PM (+MMwr)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 17, 2024 03:27 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 17, 2024 03:27 PM (Dm8we)
Posted by: torabora at July 17, 2024 03:27 PM (SRJk7)
To quote the Trump anime: Be the America Japan thinks you are!
Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2024 03:28 PM (Eng1Z)
He didn't speak too much about it, but I suspect his was earned.
Posted by: Inogame at July 17, 2024 03:28 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Doof
Musk did not learn the lesson of Prince, The Artist Formerly Known As Prince, and Prince (The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince.)
Posted by: mikeski at July 17, 2024 03:28 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 17, 2024 03:28 PM (1vwBF)
Posted by: Doof at July 17, 2024 03:28 PM (RhGG0)
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The kid knew to get
A) All guys who were
B) at least as tall as him
Posted by: Methos at July 17, 2024 03:28 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 17, 2024 03:28 PM (i7Q7S)
reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/ 101u9ys/nothing_to_see_here_just_a_cow_on_the_roof/
Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 03:28 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:19 PM
His open claims that Beau 'died in Iraq' not withstanding.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 03:29 PM (vtRd1)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 17, 2024 03:29 PM (xPl2J)
CAN WE GET THOSE KIDS REAL SHOES???
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 03:29 PM (f5vQ9)
Posted by: going deep. out. at July 17, 2024 03:29 PM (9X60i)
He did not receive the "V" device.
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 17, 2024 03:29 PM (i7Q7S)
Their "Secret Service" showed better situational awareness than Cheeto and most of her crew.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2024 03:29 PM (VavZF)
reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/ 101u9ys/nothing_to_see_here_just_a_cow_on_the_roof/
Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 03:28 PM (gKWVE)
I believe that's the same video from a different angle.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ripley at July 17, 2024 03:30 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: jwest at July 17, 2024 03:30 PM (VP9ao)
>>He's bragging about his worthless lawyer son getting a bronze star for sitting on his butt all day.
Joe's constant interjecting his into everything is stolen valor by proxy, human shield deployment and waving a bloody red shirt as needed.
As has been said, he's been a vicious, duplicitous, cretin his whole miserable career.
He's never going to not be that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 17, 2024 03:30 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Doof at July 17, 2024 03:28 PM (RhGG0)b
Whatever happened to keeping your private life private?
Yeech.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cicero
Man. That's ice cold.
Sending starving chillens empty food crates.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 03:31 PM (f5vQ9)
Posted by: Ripley at July 17, 2024 03:30 PM (GUOwU)
At the SS, apparently.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 03:31 PM (ynpvh)
Sounds like a real... slacker.
Posted by: John "3<3" Kerry at July 17, 2024 03:31 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Mark1971
Or Disney tshirts.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 17, 2024 03:31 PM (qZEuM)
I've now met vmom in person and came away unstabbed. I'd like to think I could do the same with bluebell but I'm not taking the risk.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 17, 2024 03:31 PM (RKVpM)
Posted by: Doof at July 17, 2024 03:28 PM (RhGG0)b
Whatever happened to keeping your private life private?
Yeech.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
It's not the book thread.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 03:31 PM (ynpvh)
If there is a political assassination in Africa (or just about anywhere else), you can bet the CIA is behind it.
Posted by: jwest at July 17, 2024 03:27 PM (VP9ao)
_________
"It bore all the fingerprints of a CIA operation. Everyone except the intended victim was killed."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2024 03:31 PM (BxtCO)
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Why would they?
Every source of media the pay attention to tells them that they are the majority and beloved the world over. Also, "The Right Side Of History (TM)"
Posted by: Methos at July 17, 2024 03:31 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 17, 2024 03:31 PM (GDYXN)
Posted by: mikeski at July 17, 2024 03:28 PM (DgGvY)
He also had that weird tranny symbol for a name at one point
Posted by: Doof at July 17, 2024 03:31 PM (RhGG0)
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 03:31 PM (QlxXp)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 17, 2024 03:32 PM (Nt9p1)
Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2024 03:28 PM (Eng1Z)
TRUUUUUUMP! The man they call TRUUUUUUUMP!
The hero of 'Murica, the man they call Trump!
Posted by: pookysgirl, channeling Firefly at July 17, 2024 03:32 PM (dtlDP)
I’m not a doctor but I have stayed in a Holiday Inn.
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2024 03:32 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Doof at July 17, 2024 03:28 PM (RhGG0)b
Whatever happened to keeping your private life private?
Yeech.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
You're the one who immediately thought of my privates
Posted by: Doof at July 17, 2024 03:32 PM (RhGG0)
Nobody knows why he received it.
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 17, 2024 03:27 PM (i7Q7S)
Nothing unusual about that.
Posted by: John Kerry at July 17, 2024 03:32 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 03:32 PM (vtRd1)
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2024 03:32 PM (CIS44)
>>CAN WE GET THOSE KIDS REAL SHOES???
I bet if Mr. Beast sees that, there will be a shipping container of tennis shoes and Mr. Beast edibles dropped in that village within a week.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 17, 2024 03:32 PM (XV/Pl)
( I remember making a bunch out of paper towel tubes )
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2024 03:33 PM (IG4Id)
Is there any truth to the rumor that Beau Biden stuck his Bronze Star up his butt and ran naked around a Bucky's squawking like a chicken?
Maybe that.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 17, 2024 03:33 PM (eDfFs)
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Why would they?
Every source of media the pay attention to tells them that they are the majority and beloved the world over. Also, "The Right Side Of History (TM)"
Posted by: Methos at July 17, 2024 03:31 PM (Dnobf)
========
Living in a bubble has its effects. Thinking that everyone likes the things you like is an effect.
Some people in that bubble should be smart enough to say, "Wishing that the bullet had gone an inch to the right and screaming about it on social media is not a good look," though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 17, 2024 03:33 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Kamala at July 17, 2024 03:33 PM (QlxXp)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 03:32 PM (vtRd1)
He's resting his eyes, waiting for party members not 110% down with invading Taiwan to show themselves.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2024 03:33 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 17, 2024 03:31 PM (RKVpM)
Bold strategy. FAFO
Posted by: Doof at July 17, 2024 03:33 PM (RhGG0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 03:32 PM (vtRd1)
Sure did. Shot an 18 today at the Beijing Country Club.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 17, 2024 03:33 PM (qZEuM)
Used to date her.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 17, 2024 03:33 PM (dg8Uu)
You're the one who immediately thought of my privates
Posted by: Doof at July 17, 2024 03:32 PM (RhGG0)
It's not my fault you consider 'running naked with horses' at the TxMoMe the 'thing to do' every year.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Things change between 15 and 18 years old
KanekoaTheGreat
@KanekoaTheGreat
Crooks reportedly disliked Republican & Democrat politicians & called a classmate "stupid" for supporting President Trump.
A classmate also reported that Crooks & his friends threatened to "shoot up" their high school.
"I brought up the fact that I'm Hispanic, & I'm for Trump."
"He called me stupid"
"He did not like politicians. Especially during 2016, it was Bernie, Hillary, all of them. He showed that he disliked all of them."
"...he would talk, talk, talk & act like he knew everything, especially politics related
"His friend group...they did make threats to shoot up our school. During our freshmen year, there were Snapchat messages saying Thomas made a threat."
"Everyone was mainly blaming his friend group, but the name that kept coming up was Thomas."
"The signs were there, & somebody definitely had to have known whether he was talking to somebody...Anybody who knew him should have known something was up."
Video: x.com/KanekoaTheGreat/status/1813653212605669828
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 17, 2024 03:34 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 03:32 PM (vtRd1)
The longer it takes to report it, the worse it was...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 03:34 PM (ynpvh)
I missed getting the MSM by a stripe. Had I been an E5 or above, no problem. I was fine with the ARCOM, though, as I wasn't expecting anything.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 17, 2024 03:34 PM (dZVON)
Go to the doctor, Ace!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2024 03:34 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2024 03:31 PM
Q: How do we know the CIA wasn't involved in the Kennedy assassination?
A: He's dead, isn't he?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2024 03:34 PM (ZANHd)
Posted by: Sponge
___
*reconsiders attending*
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 17, 2024 03:34 PM (+MMwr)
Posted by: JoshO at July 17, 2024 03:35 PM (LmUpe)
Posted by: Simplemind at July 17, 2024 03:35 PM (la6rf)
For near 10 years now, the left has dumped untold billions into making sure it wasn't "cool" to like Trump, that all the "good" people hated him.
All of that effort, hours and money is gone now: It's cool to support the guy who survived an assassination.
The rotten virus that animates the Democrats is running the body, but the head is gone-- they have no idea how much changed Saturday.
And they're still thinking they can wordsmith their way back to everyone hating Trump.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2024 03:35 PM (A+HXZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Ummm -- I know there have been a time or two that I've hit the bourbon a bit heavy at the ranch -- but PLEASE tell me I didn't actually do that.
Posted by: Doof at July 17, 2024 03:35 PM (RhGG0)
Meanwhile, actual heroes who saw their friends get blown up and saved other soldiers quietly go about their lives.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
Let's not go overboard on the hate here. Obviously some had harder, and more dangerous, jobs than others, but any time deployed to Iraq sucked, was dangerous, and made loved ones back home worry. If my dad ran for President, I'm sure he'd be proud of my (and my sister's) service...although I'd hope he'd have the good taste not to mention it ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
The main US base in Kosovo in Camp Bondsteel. The local national road right in front of it? Beau Biden Blvd.
Posted by: Military Moron at July 17, 2024 03:36 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 17, 2024 03:33 PM (qZEuM)
I heard it was 19 strokes
Posted by: Kamala at July 17, 2024 03:36 PM (QlxXp)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 03:36 PM (vtRd1)
Those poor horses.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 17, 2024 03:36 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2024 03:36 PM (asWic)
Yeah, that was a funny video but holy hell was this country close to something I don't even think we can comprehend.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 17, 2024 03:36 PM (KbCG3)
For near 10 years now, the left has dumped untold billions into making sure it wasn't "cool" to like Trump, that all the "good" people hated him.
All of that effort, hours and money is gone now: It's cool to support the guy who survived an assassination.
The rotten virus that animates the Democrats is running the body, but the head is gone-- they have no idea how much changed Saturday.
And they're still thinking they can wordsmith their way back to everyone hating Trump.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2024 03:35 PM (A+HXZ)
HE SAID PUSSY!!!!!
Posted by: This... is XiNN at July 17, 2024 03:36 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: 13times at July 17, 2024 03:36 PM (8FYlD)
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ALX @alx Jul 16
BREAKING: Secret Service has ramped up security after receiving intelligence of an Iranian plot to assassinate Donald Trump
Cernovich @Cernovich Jul 16
The deep state wants war with Iran.
What better way than for them to “kill two birds with one stone” by removing Trump and leaving the body on Iran?
That’s what they want.
Beware!
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 23h
Did the CIA just declare war on The Republic?
Because this Iran story is too on-the-nose.
Watch the players. That will tell you.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 17, 2024 03:36 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 03:37 PM (QlxXp)
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 17, 2024 03:37 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 17, 2024 03:34 PM
When I was a 1LT, my boss put me in for a Joint MSM. The commander said no way in hell a LT was getting an MSM, no matter what he did. My boss got one, despite the fact that he was gone half the time and I was doing his job. I wuz robbed, I tell ya!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2024 03:37 PM (ZANHd)
Posted by: theATL at July 17, 2024 03:37 PM (GhJWt)
Posted by: RockwellT at July 17, 2024 03:37 PM (V7aSV)
An Axios media trend assessment on Tuesday argued that the "overuse" of the iconic image can "pose risks," citing unnamed photographers who reportedly told the outlet that promoting the viral photos could be a form of "photoganda" because the Trump campaign will use them to "further their agenda, despite the photographers' intent of capturing a news event."
https://tinyurl.com/khzr3urx
Posted by: redridinghood at July 17, 2024 03:37 PM (NpAcC)
Ummm -- I know there have been a time or two that I've hit the bourbon a bit heavy at the ranch -- but PLEASE tell me I didn't actually do that.
Posted by: Doof at July 17, 2024 03:35 PM (RhGG0)
I do know that SpongeBro can't WAIT to see your new camper.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2024 03:37 PM (z8KUs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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In my division, E-6s received MSMs...and even then, it depended on the unit at the company level.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 17, 2024 03:37 PM (+MMwr)
Posted by: mikeski at July 17, 2024 03:28 PM (DgGvY)
He also had that weird tranny symbol for a name at one point
Posted by: Doof at July 17, 2024 03:31 PM (RhGG0)
I recall some comedian doing a bit where he wanted to change his name to a fragrance. he would carry the vial in a velvet bag on his belt, and he would say, "Hi. I'm (spritzes fragrance in the air)."
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 17, 2024 03:37 PM (xPJvm)
Some people in that bubble should be smart enough to say, "Wishing that the bullet had gone an inch to the right and screaming about it on social media is not a good look," though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 17, 2024 03:33 PM (GBKbO)
That whole “hearts and minds” thing, again. Also applies to Leftist orgs like Just Stop Oil.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 17, 2024 03:37 PM (Nt9p1)
Posted by: Tuna at July 17, 2024 03:37 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)
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Wait, what?
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 17, 2024 03:37 PM (DRSnL)
CAN WE GET THOSE KIDS REAL SHOES???
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 03:29 PM (f5vQ9)
_____
Those are actually higher-quality shoes than what you'd usually find in a dirt-poor African village. Many kids (and adults) don't wear shoes at all. The crushing poverty in some parts of Africa is almost beyond an American's ability to comprehend, until you've seen it.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 17, 2024 03:37 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
That sounds like an Indian name.
Damn, Doof.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 17, 2024 03:37 PM (qZEuM)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
HAHAHAH
speaking of, we gonna see you Fri?
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2024 03:38 PM (CIS44)
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Not only that, it's not so cool to hate on him now, either
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 03:38 PM (QlxXp)
And they're still thinking they can wordsmith their way back to everyone hating Trump.
Great, now we're going to sound like hipsters. "I liked Trump before it was cool!"
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 17, 2024 03:38 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Ribbed at July 17, 2024 03:38 PM (B0mGw)
An Axios media trend assessment on Tuesday argued that the "overuse" of the iconic image can "pose risks," citing unnamed photographers who reportedly told the outlet that promoting the viral photos could be a form of "photoganda" because the Trump campaign will use them to "further their agenda, despite the photographers' intent of capturing a news event."
https://tinyurl.com/khzr3urx
Posted by: redridinghood at July 17, 2024 03:37 PM (NpAcC)
It's already on t-shirts, you fckwits.
Posted by: The Streisand Effect at July 17, 2024 03:38 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 17, 2024 03:38 PM (JLq/1)
where three teams are building Mad Max post apocalyptic cars for a competition. They were doing the building in a warehouse in San Fran. Guess what happened.
The warehouse was broken into and all the power tools were stolen. Welcome to the wasteland bitches !!!
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2024 03:38 PM (B1dzx)
Those poor horses.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 17, 2024 03:36 PM (dZVON)
Unfortunately made me think of a joke involving a naked man with a sign around his neck...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 03:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 17, 2024 03:38 PM (+MMwr)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)
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Wait, what?
Posted by: Jordan61
It's always after you head to bed.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2024 03:39 PM (CIS44)
HAHAHAH
speaking of, we gonna see you Fri?
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2024 03:38 PM (CIS44)
If you're heading south, yes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Biden, confused and demented, but happy! at July 17, 2024 03:39 PM (eGo5o)
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When he was 12?
Posted by: Methos at July 17, 2024 03:39 PM (Dnobf)
This is exactly why nobody ever painted a picture of Napoleon on a horse.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 03:39 PM (vtRd1)
Plagiarist.
Posted by: Dick Swett at July 17, 2024 03:39 PM (gKWVE)
Also, beware the evil propagandists who keep telling us to be either utterly passive or stupidly violent. We must be wise, strong, and courageous.
Posted by: Emmie at July 17, 2024 03:39 PM (Sf2cq)
Glad to know my seven cents a day has paid off after all these years.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 17, 2024 03:39 PM (B0mGw)
speaking of, we gonna see you Fri?
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2024 03:38 PM (CIS44)
If you're heading south, yes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden a
We are!
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2024 03:39 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 03:39 PM (QlxXp)
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In WWII it was just the Bronze Star. It would seem the V device came later to distinguish between Valor and I was there actions.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 17, 2024 03:40 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 17, 2024 03:40 PM (iFTx/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbk8R0kg3DY
Posted by: theATL at July 17, 2024 03:40 PM (GhJWt)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
The main US base in Kosovo in Camp Bondsteel. The local national road right in front of it? Beau Biden Blvd.
Posted by: Military Moron at July 17, 2024 03:36 PM (JCZqz)
My father began his final fortnight on earth in the hospital, and I went to see him. He said to me, this is what you get after 30 years of service. I get the treatment, and pay nothing.
He paused. “Hell, you more so than me. You’ve deployed to war zones, unlike me.” (But the way I see it, he might not of, but he was on the hook for going to Vietnam, for instance, all the same.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 17, 2024 03:40 PM (Nt9p1)
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2024 03:39 PM (CIS44)
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Figures.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 17, 2024 03:40 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2024 03:40 PM (xIWND)
Posted by: Joe "Stolen Valor" Biden at July 17, 2024 03:41 PM (5fDan)
For a change of pace, perhaps write about the hobby horse competition in Finland.
Yeah, you read that right - hobby horse.
Monty Python was ahead of its time.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 03:41 PM (ZBHce)
Posted by: Jordan61
It's always after you head to bed.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2024 03:39 PM (CIS44)
Right after the shirtless axe throwing
Posted by: Doof at July 17, 2024 03:41 PM (RhGG0)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 17, 2024 03:38 PM (+MMwr)
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LOL
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 17, 2024 03:41 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 17, 2024 03:41 PM (4CdW9)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2024 03:41 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Son of Dad at July 17, 2024 03:42 PM (8JB5s)
https://tinyurl.com/khzr3urx
Posted by: redridinghood at July 17, 2024 03:37 PM (NpAcC)
It's already on t-shirts, you fckwits.
Posted by: The Streisand Effect at July 17, 2024 03:38 PM (VavZF)
Since we are all dumbasses, did Axios tell us “Why It Matters”?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 17, 2024 03:42 PM (Nt9p1)
This isn’t accurate. There is no evidence that Biden has been to either country since being president. The last time he was in Iraq appears to be in 2016. For Afghanistan, it was in 2011.
This guy is a complete POS.
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 17, 2024 03:42 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: jwest at July 17, 2024 03:23 PM (VP9ao)
LOL!!! Imma gonna have to use that on my moonbat sister-in-law and brother-in-law.
In all seriousness, you had a 78 year old guy get shot in the ear (a few millimeters from an almost-certain death), get up under his own power, evaluate that he wasn't immediately dying, raise a defiant fist, and tell his followers to "Fight! Fight! Fight!"
Rather than cowering, he was preparing the audience to defend themselves if necessary. In those first few minutes nobody knew that there was only a single shooter.
President Trump is a fvcking beast. I'd expect that from a combat leader, not your run-of-the-mill politician.
The man will be a legend in the future.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 17, 2024 03:42 PM (pJWtt)
HotAir's Karen Townsend has passed.
HotAir: R.I.P. Karen Townsend, 1955-2024
https://tinyurl.com/4m7s5faj
According to Jazz Shaw no cause of death has been reported but the hurricane went blowing through Houston and the power is still out in a lot of areas there. He also mentions her husband passed last month.
Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2024 03:42 PM (1Yy3c)
I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama, while everyone else got to fight... ...got to be a Ranger. Now it's "Grimesy, black, one sugar" or "Grimesy, got a powdered anywhere?
Posted by: Ribbed at July 17, 2024 03:42 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Isn't that how you are supposed to wrassle garden gnome USSS agents?
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 03:42 PM (f5vQ9)
An Axios media trend assessment on Tuesday argued that the "overuse" of the iconic image can "pose risks," citing unnamed photographers who reportedly told the outlet that promoting the viral photos could be a form of "photoganda" because the Trump campaign will use them to "further their agenda, despite the photographers' intent of capturing a news event."
https://tinyurl.com/khzr3urx
Posted by: redridinghood at July 17, 2024 03:37 PM (NpAcC)
It's already on t-shirts, you fckwits.
Posted by: The Streisand Effect at July 17, 2024 03:38 PM (VavZF)
TBF, photos of Biden are ALSO free PR for Trump...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 03:42 PM (ynpvh)
Orange MANDELA!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2024 03:41 PM (x0n13)
I marched with that dude in prison!!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 17, 2024 03:32 PM (XV/Pl)
Nah, his Resident Troon, Chris Tyson, would probably take them all for himself.
Posted by: XTC at July 17, 2024 03:42 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 17, 2024 03:37 PM (NpAcC)
Awwh, the glory hole is too long for the poor baby faggot. Guess he'll have to go back to eating shit.
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 03:42 PM (QlxXp)
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Beau's died everywhere, man
Beau's died everywhere, man
Died in burn pits of despair, man
Died breathing mountain air, man
Of dying, he's had his share, man
Beau's died everywhere.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 17, 2024 03:42 PM (Wv0Gp)
Posted by: Elric Blade
Can't find it now but there is some story from a Peace Corps person who wrote about a village in Africa somewhere where a do-gooder thought he'd be a hero and buy shoes for the village. Turns out he bankrupted the local shoe store and no one had shoes after the hero-whitey left to go home.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2024 03:42 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2024 03:42 PM (90TCz)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 17, 2024 03:43 PM (zte34)
We never know how many years we have past 29...
And some don't even make it that far.
God be with her.
Posted by: Justin Castreau at July 17, 2024 03:43 PM (tnhKp)
Orange MANDELA!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2024 03:41 PM (x0n13)
I marched with that dude in prison!!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)
A flaming whitewalll be upon you!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2024 03:43 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Ray Patriarca at July 17, 2024 03:43 PM (wBaIH)
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Yup.
The only ones left hating him are the ones so rotted through they have no humanity in them now.
It's just a simmering, quivering bucket of puss, bile, anger and hate.
They have pushed everything decent out of their lives.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2024 03:43 PM (A+HXZ)
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2024 03:43 PM (B1dzx)
Hey, she may be short, but I bet she's in shape.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 17, 2024 03:43 PM (B0mGw)
Not. A. Chance.
That is enlisted work.
Baeu Biden was working in a conex with AC. Not toiling away in the sun at the burn pits.
Posted by: EFG at July 17, 2024 03:44 PM (QCAe2)
A few years back, at the TX Mo Meet, Bluebell presented me with a limited edition, signature-engraved shiv. A prized possession, a thing of rare beauty. Braggin' rights, as it were.
After the surgeon was able to extract it from my midsection, he told me it took a lot of guts to ask her for such a gift.
/s
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2024 03:44 PM (kQgoX)
Posted by: The Streisand Effect at July 17, 2024 03:38 PM (VavZF)
That pic will be on my coffee cup, ON BOTH SIDES, after it arrives.
Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2024 03:44 PM (rj6Yv)
Did the CIA just declare war on The Republic?
Because this Iran story is too on-the-nose.
Watch the players. That will tell you.
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Not the CIA.
The entire Department of Homeland Security.
Posted by: Methos at July 17, 2024 03:44 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Ribbed at July
Round is a shape
-Homer Simpson
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2024 03:44 PM (CIS44)
Too traumatizing to see photos of people jumping out the burning Twin Towers also.
Fuck these evil vermin.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 03:44 PM (ZBHce)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2024 03:41 PM (x0n13)
I marched with that dude in prison!!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)
******
🤣😂
(it's world emoji day)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 17, 2024 03:45 PM (NpAcC)
The reinforced concrete safe room's metal door is swung open, just in case we need to skedaddle there in the middle of the night.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 17, 2024 03:45 PM (PvTH9)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2024 03:42 PM (IG4Id)
This is exactly why I never donate shoes to Africa.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 03:45 PM (vtRd1)
I want this on live TV to happen
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2024 03:45 PM (fwDg9)
Sticks were what was used if you didn't get the good one, or a baseball bat held reversed.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 03:45 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 03:45 PM (ZBHce)
Allow me to reiterate my fondness for chunky. And she's still got fitness standards.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 17, 2024 03:45 PM (B0mGw)
#BREAKING China's President, Xi Jinping, has suffered a stroke during the Third Plenary Session of the Chinese Communist Party.
Chinese Human Rights reporter, Jennifer Zhang, claims the "brain" stroke was "massive" and Xi Jinping is now in a "critical condition"
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2024 03:46 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 17, 2024 03:46 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Simplemind at July 17, 2024 03:46 PM (la6rf)
I think that might be the intent for switching in Kamala.
America's Mommy!
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 03:46 PM (QlxXp)
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like that photo of 0bama that was turned into the "Hope" poster? Like that?
Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 03:46 PM (/7KEl)
Orange MANDELA!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2024 03:41 PM (x0n13)
I marched with that dude in prison!!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Truth. I was there.
Posted by: Brian Williams at July 17, 2024 03:46 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Ribbed
There's a monument on the Antietam battlefield commemorating the site where William McKinley (the future President) served coffee and food to the Union soldiers.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 03:46 PM (v6JzV)
I want this on live TV to happen
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2024 03:45 PM (fwDg9)
When is the DNC again?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2024 03:46 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2024 03:46 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Kamala at July 17, 2024 03:33 PM (QlxXp)
In your case, that would be a "VD".
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 17, 2024 03:46 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 03:46 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 03:42 PM (ynpvh)
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By their "logic," all economic numbers (as favorably manipulated as they are) should be suppressed and banned as ALSO free PR for the #OrangeMandelaBad!
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 17, 2024 03:47 PM (Wv0Gp)
LOL
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 17, 2024 03:47 PM (i7Q7S)
That's epic.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 17, 2024 03:47 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 17, 2024 03:29 PM (xPl2J)
You sneer, but before Crocs they made their shoes out of thatch and cow dung.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 03:47 PM (vtRd1)
I'm pretty he was commonly regarded as a piece of shit prior to 2010.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 17, 2024 03:47 PM (JLq/1)
Posted by: SMOD
OMG! They're killing Winnie the Poo!!!
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 03:47 PM (f5vQ9)
We never know how many years we have past 29...
And some don't even make it that far.
God be with her.
Posted by: Justin Castreau at July 17, 2024 03:43 PM (tnhKp)
I've been dwelling on this quite a bit of late, as you can all imagine.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2024 03:48 PM (x0n13)
Sticks were what was used if you didn't get the good one, or a baseball bat held reversed.
Posted by: Oldcat
Little boys being little boys.
Posted by: Tuna at July 17, 2024 03:48 PM (oaGWv)
Does that come with a lemon twist?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 03:45 PM (ZBHce)
And a smokey flavor
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 03:48 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Beau at July 17, 2024 03:48 PM (Y8lzz)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2024 03:46 PM (VavZF)
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They should have already just replayed the 2020 one on TV.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 17, 2024 03:48 PM (Wv0Gp)
Posted by: a cow on a sloped barn-roof at July 17, 2024 03:48 PM (wse2C)
https://tinyurl.com/mtf8mzvf
long form:
https://open.substack.com/pub
/entropicemanations/p/a-counterfactual
In short -- The whole situation is too outrageous to make any sense, but the plan was not as bad as it seems if we eliminate on mistake.
Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 17, 2024 03:48 PM (Zu5Ij)
Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2024 03:48 PM (rj6Yv)
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translation: palace coup
Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 03:48 PM (/7KEl)
I'm pretty he was commonly regarded as a piece of shit prior to 2010.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 17, 2024 03:47 PM (JLq/1)
When he was the only one left to stop Sanders I guess.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 17, 2024 03:48 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: SMOD
Interesting times are these. And there molders Joey Bidet
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 03:49 PM (ZBHce)
Posted by: Ribbed at July 17, 2024 03:49 PM (Ectld)
#BREAKING China's President, Xi Jinping, has suffered a stroke during the Third Plenary Session of the Chinese Communist Party.
Chinese Human Rights reporter, Jennifer Zhang, claims the "brain" stroke was "massive" and Xi Jinping is now in a "critical condition"
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2024 03:46 PM (RHGPo)
I'll believe it when we see *his* body, as opposed to the bodies of any accused traitors I suspect he's trying to trick. If it *is* true, well then that would seem amazingly hmm, lucky for us...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2024 03:49 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: Son of Dad at July 17, 2024 03:49 PM (8JB5s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 03:46 PM (v6JzV)
Hey, I did the same thing on Jurassic Park and I never got a medal.
Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at July 17, 2024 03:49 PM (vtRd1)
America's Mommy!
Posted by: ...
America's Hawk Tauh! You gotta put some spit on that thang!
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 03:49 PM (f5vQ9)
https://maps.app.goo.gl/T9GtYSYtPq5KSt3G9?g_st=ac
They have roads named after Bill Clinton, George Bush, Tony Blair...they're very grateful we bombed the shit out of the Serbians lol. They even have a Bill Clinton statue downtown, with a pantsuit shop named "Hillary" nearby!
https://maps.app.goo.gl/gHwSP1aDfEj5tXqQ7?g_st=ac
https://maps.app.goo.gl/ERqNT3Y1myvuZvMX6?g_st=ac
Posted by: Military Moron at July 17, 2024 03:49 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2024 03:50 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Hang in there, JJ. Everyone here is pulling for you.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 03:50 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 17, 2024 03:48 PM (eYoxG)
Srs quesschin - why didn't the Dems rally around Pocahontas Shits Like Buffalo?
Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 03:50 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Ribbed at July 17, 2024 03:50 PM (B0mGw)
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Bet they never said that about the "hope" and "change" posters.
That's a thing that's hard to explain, the absolute massive propaganda that was behind Obama.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2024 03:50 PM (A+HXZ)
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 03:47 PM (f5vQ9)
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Disney Pedos hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 17, 2024 03:50 PM (Wv0Gp)
If the Demonic Party is successful in removing Joe from the 2024 race, and the new top of the ticket is not Heels Up, that means that USSS, who couldn't find anyone to cover for the highest risk target ever, where exactly are they going to find the qualified personnel to cover RFK Jr, amp up Trump's detail and coverage for JD Vance and add two more VIPS who will get preferential treatment?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 17, 2024 03:50 PM (rHxhM)
Posted by: EFG at July 17, 2024 03:44 PM (QCAe2)
He might have been destroying hard drives that otherwise could have provided evidence.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2024 03:50 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2024 03:50 PM (RHGPo)
Not. A. Chance.
That is enlisted work.
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This^
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 17, 2024 03:50 PM (+MMwr)
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 17, 2024 03:50 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Hang in there, JJ. Everyone here is pulling for you.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 03:50 PM (v6JzV)
It's all in the Good Lord's hands. Thank you!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2024 03:50 PM (x0n13)
Wonder how all the negativity at the Democrat convention will go over. I wonder if they will boo God again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2024 03:51 PM (TQKnz)
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translation: palace coup
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In Chinese. Massive brain stroke=bullet to head
Posted by: Cosmic irony? at July 17, 2024 03:51 PM (la6rf)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 17, 2024 03:51 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2024 03:50 PM (RHGPo)
Biden wins that one...he has MORE than a medical condition...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 03:51 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: javems at July 17, 2024 03:51 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 17, 2024 03:51 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Mishdog at July 17, 2024 03:51 PM (qCWBp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 03:51 PM (ZBHce)
Posted by: SMOD
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Interesting times, indeed.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 17, 2024 03:52 PM (+MMwr)
Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2024 03:52 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2024 03:50 PM (A+HXZ)
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Next you'll be telling me that grade-school children were singing songs of praise to him.
Wait, wut?
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 17, 2024 03:52 PM (VwGj+)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 03:52 PM (QlxXp)
It's all in the Good Lord's hands. Thank you!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2024 03:50 PM (x0n13)
The best and most sane way to look at it.
There is a plan, no matter how crazy or emotionally traumatizing.
The Lord tests. The Lord also rewards.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 17, 2024 03:52 PM (+MMwr)
At least now "may the Emperor take note of you" is no longer in force . . .
Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 03:52 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 03:51 PM (ynpvh)
Strictly speaking, being wrong on every political issue of the 20th and 21st century isn't a medical condition.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 03:52 PM (vtRd1)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 17, 2024 03:48 PM (eYoxG)
Srs quesschin - why didn't the Dems rally around Pocahontas Shits Like Buffalo?
Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 03:50 PM (gKWVE)
Warren was considered near as bad as Sanders.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 17, 2024 03:52 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 03:53 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 03:47 PM (f5vQ9)
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Disney Pedos hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 17, 2024 03:50 PM (Wv0Gp)
DeathSantis hasn't started bombing yet.
*taps watch*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2024 03:53 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2024 03:53 PM (RHGPo)
My father or mother never bothered to request replacements. I don’t know why because after the Marines my father went into the Air Force for another 12 years until he retired. Can you wear your medals or Service ribbons on your dress uniform that you were awarded from a different branch?
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2024 03:53 PM (B1dzx)
Illegitimate President, coup of the security services, attempted assassination of top rival...it's like Zaire all over again.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 17, 2024 03:53 PM (YIxO9)
Chinese Human Rights reporter, Jennifer Zhang, claims the "brain" stroke was "massive" and Xi Jinping is now in a "critical condition"
So Xi Jinping is still able to mentally and physically outperform Joe.
Sort of like spotting Joe 10 on the front and 9 on the back.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 17, 2024 03:53 PM (rHxhM)
Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2024 03:53 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 17, 2024 03:37 PM (iFTx/)
When I grew up we went barefoot a lot. I remember once getting a new pair growing up from a low price store and one of them tore the side out in about half an hour they were so crappy. My mom was so mad because getting us all shoes was not a minor expense.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 03:53 PM (eoQWY)
America's Mommy!
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 03:46 PM (QlxXp)
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We need a Mamala!
*barf*
Thanks, Drew Barrymore
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 17, 2024 03:53 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2024 03:50 PM (RHGPo)
So he gets to stay in and it's only because he's so healthy!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 17, 2024 03:53 PM (KbCG3)
There is a plan, no matter how crazy or emotionally traumatizing.
The Lord tests. The Lord also rewards.
Posted by: Sponge
And we're also pulling for your beloved and you, Sponge.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 03:54 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 03:51 PM (ZBHce)
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This would have never happened had he been wearing a mask.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 17, 2024 03:54 PM (VwGj+)
Chinese Human Rights reporter, Jennifer Zhang, claims the "brain" stroke was "massive" and Xi Jinping is now in a "critical condition"
So Xi Jinping is still able to mentally and physically outperform Joe.
Sort of like spotting Joe 10 on the front and 9 on the back.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 17, 2024 03:53 PM (rHxhM)
a raw potato has more life in it that Joe does.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 03:54 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Doctor I.V Saline at July 17, 2024 03:54 PM (YIxO9)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2024 03:50 PM
We'll be pestering Him for you, J.J.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2024 03:54 PM (ZANHd)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2024 03:55 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2024 03:50 PM (RHGPo)
So he gets to stay in and it's only because he's so healthy!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 17, 2024 03:53 PM (KbCG3)
No reasonable doctor...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 03:55 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2024 03:50 PM
We'll be pestering Him for you, J.J.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Amen.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 03:55 PM (f5vQ9)
And we're also pulling for your beloved and you, Sponge.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 03:54 PM (v6JzV)
Pre-op today, surgery Monday, then the fun REALLY begins.
And thank you. We are humbled by all the outpouring of support.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMOD
OMG! They're killing Winnie the Poo!!!
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 03:47 PM (f5vQ9)
Looks like Eeyore is making his move....
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 17, 2024 03:55 PM (wtvvX)
Beau's died everywhere, man
Beau's died everywhere, man
Died in burn pits of despair, man
Died breathing mountain air, man
Of dying, he's had his share, man
Beau's died everywhere.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #
That is hilarious, thanks
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 17, 2024 03:56 PM (9SBOB)
He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew, ya didn't give no lip to Big Trump
[Chorus]
(Big Trump, Big Trump)
Big Bad Trump
(Big Trump)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 17, 2024 03:56 PM (GDYXN)
Yeah, ok.
Bing does seem to be suppressing the photo. Trump photo. Trump Rally photo. Trump rally shooting photo. Trump assassination is a bunch of lefty wishcasting.
Fucking evil.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2024 03:56 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 17, 2024 03:56 PM (YIxO9)
Why do I get the feeling that God is having His "Taking Care Of Family Business" scene with Trump, Biden, now Xi and leaders to be named?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 17, 2024 03:56 PM (rHxhM)
Posted by: red speck at July 17, 2024 03:56 PM (0Id0S)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 17, 2024 03:56 PM (wtvvX)
And thank you. We are humbled by all the outpouring of support.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 03:55 PM
Prayers up, brother.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2024 03:57 PM (ZANHd)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 03:57 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Tex Lovera
Roo is the real power behind the throne in the Hundred Acre Wood.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 03:57 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 17, 2024 03:50 PM (qUkBO)
It would be hilarious if Jill gets the VP spot...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 17, 2024 03:57 PM (exHjb)
Fucking evil.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2024 03:56 PM (y31cs)
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Google isn't. First result for "Trump assassination".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 17, 2024 03:57 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 17, 2024 03:56 PM (wtvvX)
Vaxx would be more likely. You'd think he would be smart enough not to take it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2024 03:57 PM (y31cs)
Biden: I walked 10000 miles with that Chinaman. Walked him right into the hospital. Don't tell me I'm not healthy, Jack . Let's do pushups
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 17, 2024 03:57 PM (zte34)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: javems at July 17, 2024 03:51 PM (8I4hW)
Medal inflation is a real thing. I remember reading that the Congressional Medal of Honor was given to every person in a regiment that re-enlisted for the war in one incident. Unlike other medals, they tightened that up considerably since then.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 03:57 PM (eoQWY)
I felt the same way when the army made berets standard issue for all soldiers. Berets used to only be worn by elite units of the military branches, then everybody got one.
Posted by: Herbert Hoover at July 17, 2024 03:57 PM (2xB3Z)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 17, 2024 03:56 PM (wtvvX)
ShainS Johnson is right!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2024 03:57 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: Tex Lovera
As long as it's not Tigger....that guy's a spaz. Rabbit's an ass, and owl's a pompous dick. Yeah, Eeyore or gopher would probably be the best replacements.
Posted by: Piglet at July 17, 2024 03:57 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2024 03:50 PM (RHGPo)
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I'm just reading now that Schumer and Jefferies got the early DNC online nomination stopped. Uh oh Joe.
Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2024 03:57 PM (G0vdT)
https://tinyurl.com/3pndek7d
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 03:58 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 03:58 PM (QlxXp)
Don't call a doctor!
Posted by: Zombie Lavrentiy Beria at July 17, 2024 03:58 PM (vtRd1)
Not the CIA.
===
It has been Mayorkis all along...
Posted by: Simplemind at July 17, 2024 03:46 PM (la6rf)
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It was always DHS. The Secret Service are pimps and could never have outfought Beau.
Posted by: Joe Biden, confused and demented, but happy! at July 17, 2024 03:58 PM (l2PRJ)
But yes the B-26 Marauder was what Lt Cmdr USNR Lyndon Johnson flew on that fateful mission. And yes according to Pacific Wrecks the plane suffered an abort that day.
https://pacificwrecks.com/aircraft/b-26/40-1488.html
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 03:58 PM (ZBHce)
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2024 03:53 PM (B1dzx)
You wear ribbons all the time... but VERY seldom wear medals.
And ribbons you replace every few years due to wear and tear... so your Father probably had all his ribbons.
My Medals all sit in a box, buried in a drawer.... and I know I'm missing at least 2...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2024 03:58 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 03:59 PM (QlxXp)
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Google isn't. First result for "Trump assassination".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 17, 2024 03:57 PM (GBKbO)
guglag is responding to use of the A word???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2024 03:59 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 17, 2024 03:57 PM (GBKbO)
Nice. Thanks. Saved to desktop.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2024 03:59 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 17, 2024 03:56 PM (wtvvX)
Vaxx would be more likely. You'd think he would be smart enough not to take it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2024 03:57 PM (y31cs)'
China didn't take a spike protein vax...only way to get it would be Covid.
As mentioned, Covid and the vax have the same underlying issue...which is why breaking out what is A vs what is B is impossible...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 17, 2024 03:59 PM (exHjb)
So Xi Jinping is still able to mentally and physically outperform Joe.
He's dancing with Jimmy Carter.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2024 03:59 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2024 03:59 PM (VavZF)
Does not autocomplete, but it does work.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2024 03:59 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 17, 2024 03:56 PM (rHxhM)
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"God frustrates the plans of schemers, so their hands achieve no success, highlighting His opposition to the wicked’s designs."
Job 5:12
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 17, 2024 03:59 PM (+MMwr)
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Two words you don't want in the same sentence: Stroke & Massive.
Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2024 03:59 PM (G0vdT)
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I'd love to know as well - I recently found out one of my wife's grandfathers was awarded a silver star in WW2. He passed before I met my wife an apparently he was pretty quiet about his service. Internet search seems to indicate that it was solely for valor in combat at a minimum.
Posted by: Ryan Frank at July 17, 2024 03:59 PM (fgmuN)
Not. A. Chance.
That is enlisted work.
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This^
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 17, 2024 03:50 PM (+MMwr)
***
Desert Storm
I remember while sitting on the three holer when the crap detail came to collect the ahhh...deposits. My Sp-4 had detail that day. As I'm sitting there and they drag the can out all I hear is "Damn Sir! Too much of those chicken stew MREs!"
Everyone thought that quite funny.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2024 03:59 PM (6X8wc)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 03:57 PM (LkLld)
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Reading strop? What, pray tell, is a "reading strop?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 17, 2024 04:00 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Herbert Hoover
Sorry, those berets looked faggy. Not like the hypermasculine, stylish dog bowls we wore in the Navy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 04:00 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 03:42 PM (ynpvh)
Hahahaha! Good point!
Posted by: Emmie at July 17, 2024 04:00 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 17, 2024 04:00 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 04:00 PM (QlxXp)
Posted by: Tex Lovera
Roo is the real power behind the throne in the Hundred Acre Wood.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 03:57 PM (v6JzV)
It's pretty easy, actually. Just make sure the Bear has plenty of honey; keep Tigger away from the Red Bull; keep Eeyore away from sharp objects, and wait until Christopher Robin is at school to do anything sketchy...
Posted by: Roo at July 17, 2024 04:00 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Reforger at July 17, 2024 04:00 PM (xcIvR)
And I am determined to restore my expanded Child Tax Credit.
No child should ever go hungry in America.
@wallstreetbets This post was created by 20 year olds on his social team and does not actually represent the opinion or thoughts of the elderly man being held hostage.
Lol.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 17, 2024 04:01 PM (JCZqz)
Reading strop? What, pray tell, is a "reading strop?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 17, 2024 04:00 PM (tT6L1)
Reading the first page of every book, thinking it makes you look smart.
Posted by: LeBron James at July 17, 2024 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)
I think they will just conduct a bunch of abortions/child-sacrifices on the illegal aliens that have been trafficked.
Other sacraments will be the communal consumption of Booster shots and Fentanyl.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 17, 2024 04:01 PM (rHxhM)
If the Demonic Party is successful in removing Joe from the 2024 race, and the new top of the ticket is not Heels Up, that means that USSS, who couldn't find anyone to cover for the highest risk target ever, where exactly are they going to find the qualified personnel to cover RFK Jr, amp up Trump's detail and coverage for JD Vance and add two more VIPS who will get preferential treatment?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 17, 2024 03:50 PM (rHxhM)
The idea that any government organization is short of staff these days is absurd.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 04:01 PM (eoQWY)
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Thank Shinsheki for that retarded move.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 17, 2024 04:01 PM (+MMwr)
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 04:00 PM (QlxXp)
Heh.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2024 04:01 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2024 04:01 PM (B1dzx)
Those kids are adorable. Them and the Ghanaian Pallbearers. Seems like Africa has so much imagination and energy and it gets wasted.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 17, 2024 04:02 PM (T3es0)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2024 04:02 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 17, 2024 04:02 PM (zte34)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 17, 2024 04:02 PM (+MMwr)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2024 04:02 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2024 04:01 PM (B1dzx)
The Bills are the greatest team on Earth!
Posted by: African Kids in the 90's at July 17, 2024 04:03 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: Martin Tell at July 17, 2024 04:03 PM (G5Juy)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 17, 2024 04:03 PM (wzAuc)
https://tinyurl.com/3pndek7d
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Explains a lot.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 17, 2024 04:03 PM (GDYXN)
@wallstreetbets This post was created by 20 year olds on his social team and does not actually represent the opinion or thoughts of the elderly man being held hostage.
Lol.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 17, 2024 04:01 PM (JCZqz)
Not to mention, none of it is true.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 17, 2024 04:01 PM (+MMwr)
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I was never in the military and even I thought it was a stupid idea at the time.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 17, 2024 04:03 PM (tT6L1)
The US Navy never deterred - we stayed on course and PIM and when we arrived in port a week later, I was unceremoniously deposited on shore with a broken shoulder into the Mayport Florida infirmary...Aww - that was the old Navy. They made men out of boys...
Posted by: Boswell at July 17, 2024 04:03 PM (K+UlC)
I just looked up a friend of mine who was awarded one for combat in Afghanistan. Full citation and description was on there
Posted by: brak at July 17, 2024 04:04 PM (25k9m)
Posted by: Hallie "Family Style" Biden at July 17, 2024 04:04 PM (GykSX)
Posted by: Nova Local at July 17, 2024 04:05 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 17, 2024 04:03 PM (tT6L1)
Same. But to me, It seems like hats are something that looked good, but again got dumped for some reason.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2024 04:05 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: WTP at July 17, 2024 04:05 PM (4cfLi)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 17, 2024 04:03 PM (tT6L1)
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Had to carry both the beret and the patrol cap.
Patrol cap in the motor pool, beret outside the motor pool.
One of the few good things I can say about Iraq, no beret.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 17, 2024 04:05 PM (+MMwr)
Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2024 04:05 PM (HJ9BW)
Wonder how all the negativity at the Democrat convention will go over. I wonder if they will boo God again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2024 03:51 PM (TQKnz)
In as much as more than one person there at the convention has declared that it is only due to divine intervention that Pres. Trump is still alive, I'd bank on it. Those Minions of Satan won't be able to help themselves: they will mock God.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 17, 2024 04:05 PM (pJWtt)
Posted by: Nova Local at July 17, 2024 04:05 PM (exHjb)
Now I want to see DOCTOR Jill barricade herself in the Oval Office with a bunch of gubs and refuse to leave.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2024 04:06 PM (VavZF)
I stopped stropping after I grew hair on my knuckles and started going blind.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 17, 2024 04:06 PM (RKVpM)
We were on the Black Sea.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 04:06 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2024 04:07 PM (evvc2)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 04:07 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
The Bungle in the Jungle?
Posted by: SFGoth at July 17, 2024 04:07 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: redridinghood
Dang it, red, now I have to find some other stupid holiday for my opening comment on the ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 17, 2024 04:07 PM (dZVON)
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I'd love to know as well - I recently found out one of my wife's grandfathers was awarded a silver star in WW2. He passed before I met my wife an apparently he was pretty quiet about his service. Internet search seems to indicate that it was solely for valor in combat at a minimum.
Posted by: Ryan Frank at July 17, 2024 03:59 PM (fgmuN)
From Website:
Home-of-Heroes.com
It is the highest award for combat valor that is not unique to any specific branch; it has been bestowed by the Army, Navy, Marine Corps, Air Force, Coast Guard, and Merchant Marines. It may be given by any one of the individual services to not only their own members, but to members of other branches of service, foreign allies, and even to civilians for "gallantry in action" in support of combat missions of the United States military.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 04:07 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 17, 2024 04:07 PM (Q4IgG)
-PDT
Biden with steam blowing from both ears.
-but but my son beau was blah blah some shit like dat...
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 17, 2024 04:07 PM (o3Uyl)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 17, 2024 04:07 PM (EGSGm)
Aboard the B-26 "The Virginian" as passenger was Lt Col Francis R. Stevens. That plane was shot down. Stevens was awarded a DFC, Legion of Merit, and a Purple Heart.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 04:08 PM (ZBHce)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 17, 2024 04:08 PM (0eaVi)
I stopped stropping after I grew hair on my knuckles and started going blind.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 17, 2024 04:06 PM (RKVpM)
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After my face was stuck in a permanent joker grin from making faces while a kid. ("it'll get stuck that way!")
Posted by: Herbert Hoover at July 17, 2024 04:09 PM (2xB3Z)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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She'll chain herself to a radiator or something.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 17, 2024 04:09 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: Hallie "Family Style" Biden
Hey! That's no joke! I know the horrors!
Prince Harry recounted the time his penis got frostbite. He said his penis was “oscillating between extremely sensitive and borderline traumatised” when his friend suggested putting an unnamed Elizabeth Arden cream on it.
“My mum used that on her lips. You want me to put that on my todger?” he apparently told her.
He used it anyway though, and said the smell of the mystery ointment transported him back to his childhood.
“I felt as if my mother was right there in the room.,” he recalled.
Posted by: Prince Harry at July 17, 2024 04:09 PM (JCZqz)
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Two words you don't want in the same sentence: Stroke & Massive.
Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2024 03:59 PM (G0vdT)
Her excitement was palpable as she began to stroke his massive willy...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 17, 2024 04:09 PM (wtvvX)
https://x.com/alexthechick/status/
1813560251280736599
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 17, 2024 04:07 PM (EGSGm)
Phooey, do you have to log in to see the whole thing?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2024 04:09 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at July 17, 2024 04:09 PM (2xB3Z)
https://x.com/alexthechick/status/
1813560251280736599
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 17, 2024 04:07 PM (EGSGm)
Which president won 'like all the states'? That was Literally Hitler, 1980's version.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2024 04:09 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2024 04:10 PM (fwDg9)
The President of the United States of America, authorized by Act of Congress, July 9, 1918, takes pleasure in presenting the Silver Star (Army Award) to Lieutenant Commander Lyndon Baines Johnson, United States Naval Reserve, for gallantry in action in the vicinity of Port Moresby and Salamaua, New Guinea while attached to a B-26 bomber of the 22d Bombardment Group, Far East Air Forces, U.S. Army Air Force, on 9 June 1942. While on a mission of obtaining information in the Southwest Pacific area, Lieutenant Commander Johnson, in order to obtain personal knowledge of combat conditions, volunteered as an observer on a hazardous aerial combat mission over hostile positions in New Guinea. As our planes neared the target area they were intercepted by eight hostile fighters. When, at this time, the plane in which Lieutenant Commander Johnson was an observer, developed mechanical trouble and was forced to turn back alone, presenting a favorable target to the enemy fighters, he evidenced marked coolness in spite of the hazards involved. His gallant action enabled him to obtain and return with valuable information. His gallant actions and dedicated devotion to duty, without regard for
Posted by: brak at July 17, 2024 04:10 PM (25k9m)
Posted by: WTP at July 17, 2024 04:05 PM (4cfLi)
Turns out my Dad was awarded one for being a combat veteran...my brother ordered one for his shadow box after he passed a few years ago.
Wiki:
As a result of a study conducted in 1947, a policy was implemented that authorized the retroactive award of the Bronze Star Medal (without the "V" device) to all soldiers who had received the Combat Infantryman Badge or the Combat Medical Badge during World War II.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 04:10 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Sid at July 17, 2024 04:11 PM (pjt5P)
Posted by: Hallie "Family Style" Biden
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First time I heard "family style" in that context was in Idiocracy. Such a great film.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at July 17, 2024 04:11 PM (2xB3Z)
Schiff and Pelosi are interfering in the election trying to replace him. Accuse them of that. They will love it.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 17, 2024 04:11 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 17, 2024 04:11 PM (4CdW9)
...
Posted by: brak at July 17, 2024 04:10 PM (25k9m)
Aw geez. Why didn't he get the MOH?
/sarc
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 04:11 PM (ynpvh)
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I would have thought the desire to cut the balls off of children would have done the trick, but I'm happy some may see the light.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 17, 2024 04:11 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 04:11 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: blake
Dunno, but you can skate on it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2024 04:11 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 17, 2024 04:11 PM (Y8lzz)
Yeah recovery is a harsh mistress.
Good luck!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 17, 2024 04:11 PM (4CdW9)
The surgery will be one thing. The 5 months of chemo, on the other hand.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 17, 2024 03:57 PM (GBKbO)
Nice. Thanks. Saved to desktop.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2024 03:59 PM (y31cs)
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Elon Musk tweeted it as well, if you feel like going through his timeline.
It's interesting to see because of the views that his posting of it racked up.
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/
1812258574049157405
250 million views.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 17, 2024 04:12 PM (GBKbO)
About an hour before the shooting:
https://tinyurl.com/4hy7wvns
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 17, 2024 04:12 PM (+MMwr)
Posted by: steevy
___________
If he says he's not running but doesn't resign, that's when China would move. They don't know if he's desperate enough to accept a war at this point, but that uncertainty would vanish if he's lame duck with no incentives.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 17, 2024 04:12 PM (Dm8we)
Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2024 04:05 PM (HJ9BW)
This. He can't drop out cause he's gonna lose. He can drop out cause he demented, which means end of his presidency and the first prezzy to leave because to frail. Dude is in a no win spot.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 17, 2024 04:13 PM (uBBbP)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 17, 2024 04:13 PM (EGSGm)
We were on the Black Sea.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 04:06 PM (v6JzV)
And you deserved it!
Posted by: Big Medal at July 17, 2024 04:13 PM (vtRd1)
Posted by: anachronda at July 17, 2024 04:13 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 17, 2024 04:13 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 04:13 PM (v6JzV)
E-6 and below receive ARCOMs.
But yeah, they're both pretty much participation trophies.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 17, 2024 03:27 PM
By the time I was there, they had dropped that to E-6 and above got Bronze Stars and E-5 and below got ARCOMs. I was an E-5 that got put in for an MSM by my unit (because higher had not issued any rank-related guidance on those) and I got an ARCOM. Justification for the rejection: he's only an E-5, we don't care what he did (which was a record of zero RCIED strikes on the regiment).
Posted by: Bert G at July 17, 2024 04:13 PM (VARTN)
https://tinyurl.com/mur995mj
Posted by: Dig gp Must at July 17, 2024 04:14 PM (6YBNS)
Did the CIA just declare war on The Republic?
Because this Iran story is too on-the-nose.
Watch the players. That will tell you.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 17, 2024 03:36 PM (wse2C)
Not sure how they would have tied that nebbish dude to Iran that anyone would believe.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 04:14 PM (eoQWY)
Yo SMH, is that link already gone? Sheesh
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at July 17, 2024 04:14 PM (2xB3Z)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 17, 2024 04:13 PM (EGSGm)
Cop: Hey, there's a guy with a rifle on that roof?
Commissioner: Did he drive a car up there?
Cop: No.
Commissioner: Then stand down, Tackleberry!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 17, 2024 04:14 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: electronic means at July 17, 2024 04:14 PM (rjJqk)
Posted by: steevy
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If he says he's not running but doesn't resign, that's when China would move. They don't know if he's desperate enough to accept a war at this point, but that uncertainty would vanish if he's lame duck with no incentives.
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I think he should resign completely, but I think he could just give up running without resigning from the Presidency. However, if the Dems really cared about the country, they would get him to resign, allow Kamala to be the ceremonial head and work with the GOP to find a VP who would really run the show behind the scenes.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 17, 2024 04:15 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 17, 2024 04:15 PM (Y8lzz)
When I was in Germany (and I assume still), Armed Forces Network provided US television for service members. Instead of commercials, though, there were edumercials, often times recounting heroic actions of soldiers from the past.
Sergeant Joe Snuffy fought off a Japanese assault with his bayonet, then helped man the last perimeter machine gun through the night, killing over 100 Japanese soldiers. Despite 5 assistant gunners with him being shot and killed, he fought through the night and was awarded....the bronze star.
Then, you look at the pile of medals on the shelf where your bronze star for being a fobbit in Iraq for 12 months lays, and you feel like a shitbag, even though you did everything you were ordered to do to the best of your ability lol.
Posted by: Military Moron at July 17, 2024 04:15 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 17, 2024 04:15 PM (+MMwr)
alexandriabrown
@alexthechick
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7h
II. They all think Trump is going to win and going to win in a landslide. That's how the who won like all the states even came up in the first place. They think it will be that level of victory. What's more interesting is they didn't appear to feel any particular way about it.
alexandriabrown
@alexthechick
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7h
This is especially noteworthy given the demographic and that I live in a battleground state. To them, it was simply the way the world was going to be. Notably, they all thought he was going to win even before the attempt, it was just that now it was certain.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 17, 2024 04:16 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2024 04:05 PM (HJ9BW)
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He should resign from office but stay in the race and say “I’ll let the people decide “
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 17, 2024 04:16 PM (QrqOK)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 17, 2024 04:16 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Jubilant Delinquent at July 17, 2024 04:16 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 17, 2024 04:15 PM (sX1BW)
Telling that all the dems are saying he must stand aside but are not saying that Kamala needs to take over.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 17, 2024 04:16 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: electronic means at July 17, 2024 04:14 PM (rjJqk)
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I'm an asshole, but I'm an asshole who's right about somethings some of the time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 17, 2024 04:16 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 17, 2024 04:17 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Ribbed
There's a monument on the Antietam battlefield commemorating the site where William McKinley (the future President) served coffee and food to the Union soldiers.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 03:46 PM (v6JzV)
It is about 50 foot high, by far the largest monument on the field, unless the tower near bloody lane is a regimental monument too.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 04:17 PM (eoQWY)
Hillary’s head would explode if Kamala became the first woman President.
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2024 04:17 PM (B1dzx)
https://tinyurl.com/mur995mj
Posted by: Dig gp Must at July 17, 2024 04:14 PM (6YBNS)
"And when you add in how little information we've been given about the about the shooter - apparently the only person on earth not on the Internet - you begin to wonder if maybe a group of people at a different three-letter agency might have been working on a parallel track to find and encourage people to take action against Trump at the very same time he was kept vulnerable by Biden's regime."
People they had recruited, given training tips and equipment to prepare for opportunities?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2024 04:17 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 17, 2024 04:15 PM (sX1BW)
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I think Biden should fire everyone who is trying to make America worse instead of better.
What I think should happen is unimportant to what will happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 17, 2024 04:17 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 17, 2024 04:17 PM (+MMwr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Not about Prometheus, though.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 04:18 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 17, 2024 04:16 PM (Vvh2V)
Because the Deep State wants to LOSE a war with Iran.
Posted by: XTC at July 17, 2024 04:18 PM (UnA8+)
Thanks TJM!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2024 04:18 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 17, 2024 04:18 PM (Y8lzz)
alexandriabrown @alexthechick 7h • 16 tweets • 3 min read • Read on X
🧵Yesterday I was in a position where I could overhear three women, all in their early to mid 20s, discussing the assassination attempt against Trump. I was trying to ignore it out of simple politeness. Then they started trying to remember which President won like all the states.
They couldn't remember and one said Kennedy and that's when I snapped and said excuse me I don't mean to interrupt but I have a history background and you're causing me pain from that and from my teenage years being your history: it was Reagan in 1984 and well after he was shot. [...]
https://tinyurl.com/mr3k3d9k
unrolled as an ordinary webpage
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 17, 2024 04:19 PM (wse2C)
The logistics and preparation required for China to launch a successful invasion of Taiwan (which I assume you're talking about) would take months, and be obvious to the world. They might still do it, but I doubt it. China has always been pretty patient, and they'll be another weak American president that guts the military, too.
Posted by: Military Moron at July 17, 2024 04:19 PM (JCZqz)
NOOD: Would-Be Assassin Thomas Crooks Was a Trump-Hater, Classmate Claims
Again, that's a NOOD
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 17, 2024 04:19 PM (O7YUW)
The logistics and preparation required for China to launch a successful invasion of Taiwan (which I assume you're talking about) would take months, and be obvious to the world. They might still do it, but I doubt it. China has always been pretty patient, and they'll be another weak American president that guts the military, too.
Posted by: Military Moron at July 17, 2024 04:19 PM (JCZqz)
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Plus the rumored stroke by Xi.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 17, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 17, 2024 04:20 PM (zdLoL)
"In 1903, two years after President McKinley had been assassinated, a group of Ohio Civil War veterans erected a 33-foot-tall pillar on the battlefield at Antietam near Sharpsburg, Maryland. It marks the spot where, as a teenager in 1862, the future President served coffee to his comrades during combat. The inscription on the monument, which is embellished with an eagle on a globe and a sculpted woman in mourning, notes that McKinley delivered his coffee "under fire" and "personally and without orders."
The tale of McKinley's coffee break bravery became a political asset, told and retold with every election, until it eventually became a presidential hero legend."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 04:20 PM (v6JzV)
I felt the same way when the army made berets standard issue for all soldiers. Berets used to only be worn by elite units of the military branches, then everybody got one.
Posted by: Herbert Hoover
I got into a beret argument once with a guy who'd been in my unit a couple of years after I left active duty. We were directed to wear brick red berets for our peacekeeping duty (this was in 1990, before the black beret) as the standard uniform cover. This guy was airborne and didn't believe me when I told him about the uniform, so we kinda got into a shouting match until I just told him he was wrong, but I'd still buy him a beer.
Turns out he was a dick anyway, but that's another story.
Honestly, I'd prefer the old BDU cap worn Ranger-style. The beret is worthless except for preening like a peacock.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2024 04:20 PM (y9nCu)
https://tinyurl.com/4uckae2f
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 17, 2024 04:17 PM (tT6L1)
Aha, thanks!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2024 04:20 PM (VavZF)
Though that trip to Rabual was not the first time Lyndon B Johnson almost lost his life in the Pacific Theater.
The USAF Museum has in the restoration shop Lt. Gen. George Brett's B-17D "The Swoose"
It was on this plane that Johnson could have been lost in the Australian outback as the navigator had malfunctioning equipment. The plane was forced to make an emergency landing near some sheep ranchers as the engines sputtered with fuel starvation.
There were 16 officers and news reporters aboard the plane this day including LBJ.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 04:20 PM (ZBHce)
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I suspect she and Jill are the ones who don't want this the mostest.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 17, 2024 04:21 PM (sX1BW)
Is the video of Trump saying that still available or Pravda Media has taken it down?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2024 04:21 PM (rwZUy)
But Communists poliburo that's how it works
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2024 04:21 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 17, 2024 04:22 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: redbanzai at July 17, 2024 04:22 PM (INH2d)
Hey, is he around to take a call? First name is Heywood.
Posted by: Bart Simpson at July 17, 2024 04:22 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Military Moron
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Not saying you're wrong, but that assumes Taiwan could defeat a rushed invasion without US intervention. And maybe they could.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 17, 2024 04:22 PM (Dm8we)
Posted by: Boswell
No Motrin and water in sickbay? Shameful!!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2024 04:22 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 17, 2024 04:16 PM (Vvh2V)
There is no one deep state just like there is no one rat in the wainscotting if you have an infestation.
The neocons want war with someone, any one and various factions back wars in Afghanistan (since lost) Ukraine, China, Russia and the Mideast depending on where their clients are.
The State Department were the ones backing the idea that sanctions could destroy Russia without a fight and triggered the Ukraine War. When it turned out that a continental-sized country that has been semi-isolated for 1000 years could grow its own food and not collapse when deprived of Fritos, the Deep State actually had to fight a real war that they could not sustain.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 04:23 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: javems at July 17, 2024 04:24 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: javems
*Audie Murphy has entered the chat
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 04:25 PM (f5vQ9)
A dishonorable discharge for a dishonorable discharge
Posted by: MAxIE at July 17, 2024 04:26 PM (twxj3)
Oldcat
You know, the thought occurs to me to send the entire State Dept. over there along with most of the IC.
And Treasury.
And Labor.
And Education.
And Health and Hunan Services.
And Agriculture.
Tomorrow, we could send more.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2024 04:26 PM (WXNFJ)
Making me root for Kamala is probably the most evil thing you've ever done.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 17, 2024 04:26 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Ja, but the Pickelhaube! Now there was some worthwhile headgear!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2024 04:29 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2024 04:30 PM (fwDg9)
The logistics and preparation required for China to launch a successful invasion of Taiwan (which I assume you're talking about) would take months, and be obvious to the world. They might still do it, but I doubt it. China has always been pretty patient, and they'll be another weak American president that guts the military, too.
Posted by: Military Moron at July 17, 2024 04:19 PM (JCZqz)
The best increase the pressure move would be to blockade the island and turn away cargo traffic. Since the US official policy actually is that Taiwan is part of China (and when that happened i don't know, back in my day Taiwan pretended it ruled all China) it would be very touchy and making us tie down the Navy even to return to status quo would be a big L.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 04:30 PM (eoQWY)
Tomorrow, we could send more.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2024 04:26 PM (WXNFJ)
I was thinking we would disperse them across the USA, but to foreign lands and war zones is even better.
Might be considered an act of war though.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 04:31 PM (eoQWY)
I understand during GWOT, guys working long hours to load bombs on B52s stateside got the BS.
Posted by: Don at July 17, 2024 04:33 PM (yy2s0)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 17, 2024 04:33 PM (Vvh2V)
No doubt, J.J.
Posted by: Ribbed
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I'll bet you have, and will continue to do so. Less over time, and a good long time at that. Best to you.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 17, 2024 04:34 PM (4780s)
Roger L. Billings
HOME OF RECORD:
Kansas City, Missouri
AWARDS BY DATE OF ACTION:1 of 1
Silver Star
AWARDED FOR ACTIONS
DURING Vietnam War
Service: Marine Corps
Rank: Lance Corporal
Battalion: 1st Battalion
Division: 1st Marine Division (Rein.), FMF
GENERAL ORDERS:
CITATION:
The President of the United States of America takes pleasure in presenting the Silver Star to Lance Corporal Roger L. Billings (MCSN: 236133
, United States Marine Corps, for conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity in action while serving as a Grenadier with Company D, First Battalion, Fifth Marines, FIRST Marine Division (Rein.), FMF, in connection with operations against the enemy in the Republic of Vietnam. On 22 February 1968, during Operation HUE CITY, Company D was attacking a well entrenched enemy force, and as the Marines maneuvered forward, the unit came under a heavy volume of small arms and automatic weapons fire. When the company's advance began to lose momentum, due to the intense enemPosted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 17, 2024 04:39 PM (Vvh2V)
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Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 17, 2024 04:39 PM (Vvh2V)
@chiIIum
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8m
Shooter used encrypted communications, according to Christopher Wray.
Who was he communication with?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 04:41 PM (LkLld)
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Posted by: tankdemon at July 17, 2024 05:23 PM (nLKwz)
In the 1st Cav. Div. in Vietnam all E5 and above received Bronze Stars and all E4 and below received Army Commendation Medals as participation trophies.
Posted by: timactual at July 17, 2024 05:48 PM (krsvl)
We took turns, with one of us being MLK falling to the ground, and the other two being the men that were pointing, as seen in the famous photo. Over and over we did this. We did not mean any disrespect, just play acting as children do. (If they don't have their faces stuck in a phone!)
Posted by: jocon307 at July 17, 2024 05:52 PM (EuROc)
Posted by: PJU at July 17, 2024 06:00 PM (G1dq6)
Everytime a liberal joins the military it's always as a lawyer, and their caseload seems to 100% be against fellow service members for unserious shit.
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