Assassination Retardation Update: The Shooter Had Been Caught Trying to Enter the Main Area for the Speech <i>Carrying a Rifle Rangefinder</i>

Assassination Retardation Update: The Shooter Had Been Caught Trying to Enter the Main Area for the Speech Carrying a Rifle Rangefinder

No big deal, just your taxpayer dollars being used for Girlboss Secret Service Fantasy Camp instead of for protecting the once and future President of the United States.

Also, three of the counter-snipers perfectly positioned inside the building with the perfect rooftop sniper's nest were able to take photos of the killer before he shot.

Two days after the failed assassination attempt, BeaverCountian.com reported that an officer confirmed "there were three counter-snipers" stationed underneath the same roof where the assailant blew off part of President Trump's right ear. Officers notified the "command center" about the threat before the gunman fatally shot a rallygoer and injured three others, including the Republican presidential nominee.
"A Beaver County police officer warned a command center of seeing a man with a rangefinder before former President Donald Trump was shot on Saturday," reported the website. "The officer had also warned the man was scoping out the roof of the building he was stationed in as a counter-sniper, and that the man returned with a backpack before ultimately scaling the building."
According to CBS, law enforcement even took a picture of him before the gunfire.
"Contrary to reports in national news outlets, officers say the building just outside the security perimeter established by Secret Service was in fact occupied by law enforcement," added BeaverCountian.com.
Federalist CEO Sean Davis summed up the situation on X: "Who gave the order to do nothing until after the assassin shot Trump, killed an innocent man on that stage, and fired round after round after round after round?"

They snapped a picture instead of snapping off a shot from their guns.

If you see something, shoot something.

People suffer greater consequences trying to get a nail clippers through TSA. https://t.co/GBvEbsqouu
— Disinformation Expert Lizzy (@StarChamberMaid) July 17, 2024

Secret Service Director: “the roof slope was unsafe”

An actual cow: pic.twitter.com/yxqmhimrYW
— DC_Draino (@DC_Draino) July 17, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:04 PM

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1 black lives maga

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2024 01:05 PM (AwYPR)

2 Mornin', Ace.

Posted by: Heirloominati at July 17, 2024 01:05 PM (nnroX)

3 Not first.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 17, 2024 01:05 PM (9XWKq)

4 Love the cow!!

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 17, 2024 01:05 PM (Wdt/E)

5 Sign that cow up!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 17, 2024 01:06 PM (2UnvF)

6 Ace needs a code name. I propose "HotEyesWhoNeedsToSeeAnOptometristStat"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2024 01:06 PM (IG4Id)

7 That may have been one of the DEI hires.

Posted by: Ripley at July 17, 2024 01:07 PM (GUOwU)

8 Yes. But the cow is not a threat.

Posted by: Director Cheet-oh at July 17, 2024 01:07 PM (vtRd1)

9 Moooo

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 17, 2024 01:07 PM (Q4IgG)

10 XI Stroke? Said to be in "Critical Condition"

Posted by: catman at July 17, 2024 01:07 PM (4HMlb)

11 Just goes to show what sort of lies and shit the left got away with before Al Gore invented the internet.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 17, 2024 01:08 PM (Lgotk)

12 Good afternoon everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2024 01:08 PM (WXNFJ)

13 They snapped a picture instead of snapping off a shot from their guns.

But did they get likes?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 01:08 PM (vtRd1)

14 At this point, we can only hope the Iranians spare President Trump and instead take the Female Secret Service agents as slaves.

Posted by: DAN at July 17, 2024 01:08 PM (rn2/h)

15 DON'T WORRY. IT'S ONLY INCOMPETENCE.

IT'S NOT LIKE THE LEFT WANTS US ALL DEAD.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 17, 2024 01:09 PM (JMAcK)

16 John Hinckley just now on Twitter:

Violence is not the way to go. Give peace a chance.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 17, 2024 01:09 PM (xPl2J)

17 in this instance, malice is a far simpler explanation than incompetence

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at July 17, 2024 01:09 PM (V6W16)

18 Yes. But the cow is not a threat.
Posted by: Director Cheet-oh

It could have been utterly disastrous!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2024 01:09 PM (WXNFJ)

19 "Our most important mission is that at the end of the day, our agents return safely to the donut counter of their choice."

Posted by: Director Cheet-oh at July 17, 2024 01:09 PM (vtRd1)

20 If Biden’s brain is in on mode today, he needs to fire this chick to pretend he has some credibility.

Posted by: Piper at July 17, 2024 01:09 PM (p4NUW)

21 XI Stroke? Said to be in "Critical Condition"

Posted by: catman

I'm going to laugh is Xi is out of the picture within a week of the failed hit on Trump.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at July 17, 2024 01:10 PM (OUMaO)

22 At this point, we can only hope the Iranians spare President Trump and instead take the Female Secret Service agents as slaves.
Posted by: DAN

A cow is like a fat goat, yes?

Posted by: The Iranians at July 17, 2024 01:10 PM (Lgotk)

23 Ace?

https://tinyurl.com/22ffc4kw

Posted by: catman at July 17, 2024 01:10 PM (4HMlb)

24 reports now that the kid's parents notified authorities that he was up to something hours before the shooting

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 01:10 PM (s3qiR)

25 They snapped a picture instead of snapping off a shot from their guns.

As long as they kept their pensions. God bless our angels in blue.

Posted by: The Way It Is at July 17, 2024 01:11 PM (nfVOJ)

26 The cow is a CONTROL agent spying on KAOS.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2024 01:11 PM (63Dwl)

27 Conflicting reports about when his parents contacted police.

Fox says before. CNN says at 11 pm.

But CNN also says they had traced the gun to his father within an hour of the shooting.

So they knew where the gun came from around 7 but didn’t bother contacting the owner of the gun by 11 pm?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 17, 2024 01:11 PM (Y8lzz)

28 The shooter looked like a furry. That should have been enough reason to grab him and throw him in jail.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at July 17, 2024 01:11 PM (X2aSO)

29 Secret Service Director: “the roof slope was unsafe”

An actual cow:

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She should have had the 5'2" female cows who were positioned around Trump assigned to that sloped roof instead.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 17, 2024 01:11 PM (1sU+A)

30 The LEOs in the building were unable to shoot the suspect because they forgot their safety glasses and ear protection, per new Secret Service-OSHA rules of engagement and workplace safety.

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at July 17, 2024 01:12 PM (BBKdD)

31 You will see many things, a cow on the roof of a cotton house.

Posted by: Blind black man working on the railroad. at July 17, 2024 01:12 PM (IDphi)

32 I would feel better if that cow was in charge of the USSS.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 17, 2024 01:12 PM (2UnvF)

33 I understand the swiss cheese theory of failures, but how many holes are we lining up here?

If the probability of all of these failure points aligning starts to outweigh the probability of multiple actors engaged in a conspiracy, then we're in a real pickle.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 17, 2024 01:12 PM (hCzfy)

34 did you guys see the video from when PDJT arrives at the hospital? it's sweet to see the nurses all so happy he's walking in

but then that one SS agent screws up holstering YET AGAIN

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 01:12 PM (s3qiR)

35 I don't trust a Secret Service where half the agents look like Rosie O'Donnell.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 01:12 PM (vtRd1)

36 You will see many things, a cow on the roof of a cotton house.
Posted by: Blind black man working on the railroad. at July 17, 2024 01:12 PM (IDphi)
---------------

Do Not Seek The Treasure!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 17, 2024 01:13 PM (tT6L1)

37 To be honest, I don't think that roof is safe for the cow.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2024 01:13 PM (ZANHd)

38 reports now that the kid's parents notified authorities that he was up to something hours before the shooting
Posted by: BlackOrchid

If this is so (I know), can you imagine how f**** up your kid would have to be such that you'd make that call?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2024 01:13 PM (WXNFJ)

39 The dead firefighters family should sue the Secret Service for malicious incompetence. Sue them out of fucking existence. And jail terms for the Director and whoever the fuck was the Agent in Charge.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 17, 2024 01:13 PM (cuTPK)

40 Now they're saying the 10ft ladder was a SWAT ladder(even though it wasn't manned) The scumbag perp allegedly put up his 5ft ladder on a different part of the building up against a lawn shed storage unit that couldn't support his weight.

It's BS all the way down.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 17, 2024 01:13 PM (/U5Yz)

41 Holy Cow !!

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 01:13 PM (V13WU)

42 Woops!

Woopsie!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 17, 2024 01:13 PM (GBKbO)

43 Every time I see the AWFL Secret Service Director on TV, I am reminded of what an unserious country America has become.

Gee, I wonder why there are Chinese warships off the coast of Alaska and Putin publicly gloats about the Biden Presidency?

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 17, 2024 01:13 PM (i7Q7S)

44 The shooter looked like a furry. That should have been enough reason to grab him and throw him in jail.

First thing I thought when I saw his picture: McLovin.

Posted by: DAN at July 17, 2024 01:13 PM (rn2/h)

45 So, still no:
Social media history
Law enforcement or disciplinary run-ins
No family, friends or known acquaintances interviews
Almost nothing on his background

That order to the SS to shut or get fired includes keeping all those who know anything about him quiet too.

We're not but a few days from finding out LE was warned days and months before. And passed it to SS.
as noted in the morning thread, conspiracy theory was a term invented by the spooks in the 60s to discredit anyone who didn't parrot the official line.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2024 01:14 PM (Q38Kd)

46 So yesterday someone said that the SS director said they thought the kid on the roof was one of theirs ? Did she actually say that ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2024 01:14 PM (IyPmt)

47 Wait, what? Radio KAOS???

Posted by: Roger Waters at July 17, 2024 01:14 PM (Nt9p1)

48 Xi Jinping may have had a stroke. News dropping

Posted by: SamIam at July 17, 2024 01:14 PM (oasF3)

49 " Secret Service Director: “the roof slope was unsafe”

==========

Yeah, when you're a fat little girl, of course it is.

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 17, 2024 01:15 PM (i7Q7S)

50 Top.

~~Men~~ Women.

Posted by: logprof at July 17, 2024 01:15 PM (60Z6G)

51
-A cow is like a fat goat, yes?
Posted by: The Iranians

It's like a kind of weasel.

Posted by: Speller at July 17, 2024 01:15 PM (pSotA)

52 The parents of the shooter notified law enforcement? Another known wolf?

checking to see if I'm shocked....hmm, nope, meter is at zero.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 17, 2024 01:15 PM (tT6L1)

53 35 I don't trust a Secret Service where half the agents look like Rosie O'Donnell.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 01:12 PM (vtRd1)

Or one that is unable to reholster their weapon. Wearing a OWB holster. While watching what you are doing (and failing at it, btw).

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 17, 2024 01:15 PM (N39Ws)

54 I think they're just stroking James at this point:

@JamesOKeefeIII 26s
From my source inside Secret Service:

“The director brought a new edict on what socks we can wear, no pocket handkerchiefs, and only blue or black suits. That’s what she’s worried about. They want us to be more like ‘Disney’. I’m seeing a pattern here.”

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2024 01:15 PM (IG4Id)

55 If the probability of all of these failure points aligning starts to outweigh the probability of multiple actors engaged in a conspiracy, then we're in a real pickle.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 17, 2024 01:12 PM (hCzfy)

=====

Yep.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 17, 2024 01:15 PM (DRSnL)

56 At my age, I have a hard time getting up on roof of my house--but I could have gotten up on that roof.

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2024 01:15 PM (IDphi)

57 You have to love how upon seeing the range finder they just waved him through. Only to come back after Trump was almost killed to say "Boy, that was VERY SUSPICIOUS!"

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 17, 2024 01:15 PM (i7Q7S)

58 Top. Men.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 17, 2024 01:15 PM (99eI0)

59 Jim Jordan will show up to the hearing with one of those muscle underarm t-shirts and just start beating on Cheatle when she appears

Nothing could be more ridiculous and clownish than the facts in this case…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 17, 2024 01:16 PM (IPVPZ)

60 There is this thing, called "sand bags".

You put them on the edge of the roof, then you won't fall off.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 17, 2024 01:16 PM (nLFEI)

61 Range finder result: 7 iron

Posted by: Oglebay at July 17, 2024 01:16 PM (7fVdQ)

62 To be honest, I don't think that roof is safe for the cow.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2024 01:13 PM (ZANHd)

In my graduating year in high school the senior prank involved colleting a good-sized herd of fiberglass cows from a local dairy and arranging them on the roof of the administration building. Bob of Bob's Big Boy made a guest appearance.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 01:16 PM (vtRd1)

63 49 " Secret Service Director: “the roof slope was unsafe”

==========

Yeah, when you're a fat little girl, of course it is.
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 17, 2024 01:15 PM (i7Q7S)

Put a Twinkie or a piece of chocolate up there and watch just how fast a sloped roof can be scaled.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 17, 2024 01:16 PM (N39Ws)

64 "They say they'll quit if it happens again"

Missed the last thread and really wish I hadn't I could have again said: "Be still my heart".

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 17, 2024 01:16 PM (ZnnsS)

65 You will see many things, a cow on the roof of a cotton house.
Posted by: Blind black man working on the railroad. at July 17, 2024 01:12 PM (IDphi)
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Do Not Seek The Treasure!
Posted by: blake

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We thought you was a toad.

Posted by: Delmar at July 17, 2024 01:16 PM (Lgotk)

66
Holy Cow !!
Posted by: runner

Hairy Kerry

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2024 01:16 PM (63Dwl)

67 "A Beaver County police officer warned...

Beaver county, you say? Huma! Get my bags packed! We're going to take a little trip, hunting for some strange.

Posted by: Hillary! at July 17, 2024 01:17 PM (JCZqz)

68 21 XI Stroke? Said to be in "Critical Condition"

Posted by: catman

If so I suppose Biden will take credit for it...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2024 01:17 PM (IyPmt)

69 People suffer greater consequences trying to get a nail clippers through TSA. https://t.co/GBvEbsqouu

That's because the point of the TSA is to generate salaries for the people in the TSA and to a lesser extent frustrate normal people trying to fly. They aren't particularly concerned with safe flying.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2024 01:17 PM (oZhjI)

70 8 Yes. But the cow is not a threat.
Posted by: Director Cheet-oh at July 17, 2024 01:07 PM (vtRd1)

But methane from the cow farts causing ManBearPig or something.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 17, 2024 01:17 PM (uGhsv)

71 I would like to see that Cow try that in tactical heels!

Posted by: SS Director at July 17, 2024 01:17 PM (9tRAK)

72 What cow?

Posted by: Secret Service at July 17, 2024 01:17 PM (dfcuM)

73 Xi Jinping may have had a stroke. News dropping
Posted by: SamIam at July 17, 2024 01:14 PM (oasF3)

Well, Taiwan MIGHT breath relief because someone else is going to have to consolidate power after he's gone because he made sure to...err... "run off"... powerful rivals.

However, whoever finally gets in charge might decide a war is a great way for unity!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 17, 2024 01:17 PM (JMAcK)

74 Ok, so he tried to carry the rangefinder into the event, through normal entry points. So ...

HOW DID HE GET THE FUCKING GUN IN???

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 17, 2024 01:18 PM (iFTx/)

75 Secret Service Director: “the roof slope was unsafe”

An actual cow:

Too much slope for a cow in high heals.

Posted by: Dave's not here, man at July 17, 2024 01:18 PM (raPis)

76 Thanks for the nood, folks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 01:18 PM (v6JzV)

77 "If the probability of all of these failure points aligning starts to outweigh the probability of multiple actors engaged in a conspiracy, then we're in a real pickle.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor"

============

Government at every level is incompetent. People in downtown Pittsburgh are being robbed, stabbed, beaten and shot and the mayor is putting in more bike lanes.

Remember when Republicans kept pointing out that the government cannot run healthcare in the country and liberals would go all "We put a man on the moon!!" ?

LOL

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 17, 2024 01:18 PM (i7Q7S)

78 any Hearing needs to happen at Butler County, so you know that when these asshats lie under oath they will be convicted

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 17, 2024 01:18 PM (FCrpy)

79 Does anyone have shortwave radio?

Is Radio Beijing playing nothing but martial music?

THEN we will know something is up.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 17, 2024 01:18 PM (Nt9p1)

80 A shooter may have taken off Trump's ear, but I will guarantee you that not a single wine opener made it onto the rally grounds.

Posted by: Director Cheet-oh at July 17, 2024 01:18 PM (vtRd1)

81 10 XI Stroke? Said to be in "Critical Condition"
Posted by: catman at July 17, 2024 01:07 PM (4HMlb)

Wasn't there a similar rumor 2 years ago?

Until we get pictures of Xi swimming in a river to "prove" to the outside world he's okay, I'm going to press that X for now.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 17, 2024 01:19 PM (uGhsv)

82
Secret Service: "You're right. We'll screen for cows going forward."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 17, 2024 01:19 PM (I87yH)

83 Xi Jinping had a stroke when he realized Trump would be president again.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 17, 2024 01:19 PM (nLFEI)

84
24 reports now that the kid's parents notified authorities that he was up to something hours before the shooting
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 01:10 PM (s3qiR)

So if parents knew something was going down why didn’t they try to stop him? If I had the vaguest notion that one of my spawn was gonna do anything illegal at all (much less murder) you can bet I’d be hunting them down myself (while simultaneously calling the cops) to stop them

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 17, 2024 01:19 PM (IPVPZ)

85 Thanks for the nood, folks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 01:18 PM (v6JzV

Sorry. We thought you knew.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 01:19 PM (vtRd1)

86 Wasn't there a similar rumor 2 years ago?
———

There was the same rumor yesterday.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 17, 2024 01:19 PM (Y8lzz)

87 I love Animals.

That Cow looks delicious.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 17, 2024 01:19 PM (fpVC1)

88 Kim Cheadle needs to be fired. From a trebuchet.

The USSS failed in their primary mission.

Why was such a sensitive location not secured?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 01:20 PM (ZBHce)

89 “The director brought a new edict on what socks we can wear, no pocket handkerchiefs, and only blue or black suits. That’s what she’s worried about. They want us to be more like ‘Disney’. I’m seeing a pattern here.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2024 01:15 PM (IG4Id)
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Cosplaying a Secret Service agent?

Judge: After seeing Paula Blart, I'll allow it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 17, 2024 01:20 PM (tT6L1)

90 Probably Fake about XI

Posted by: catman at July 17, 2024 01:20 PM (4HMlb)

91 Folks, please. We need to turn down the heat in the rhetoric here. Comparing the Director of the SS to a cow is hateful, and is no doubt increasing the pressure.

And remember, every cow has its tipping point.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2024 01:20 PM (G1CBF)

92 Look, it’s getting hard to deny there could have been another shooter. In a uniform.

Posted by: electronic means at July 17, 2024 01:20 PM (rjJqk)

93 No big deal, just your taxpayer dollars being used for Girlboss Secret Service Fantasy Camp

No big deal, just your taxpayer dollars being used for Girlboss Secret Cervix Fantasy Camp

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 01:20 PM (f5vQ9)

94 Hey the shooter could just have been a golfer !

Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2024 01:20 PM (B1dzx)

95 Thanks for the nood, folks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 01:18 PM (v6JzV

We were going to mention it in about 3 hours or so.

Posted by: Secret Service at July 17, 2024 01:20 PM (dfcuM)

96 Face it.

This was deliberate.

This was supposed to work. But their perfidy is only exceeded by their incompetence.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2024 01:20 PM (4LfIe)

97 HOW DID HE GET THE FUCKING GUN IN???
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 17, 2024 01:18 PM (iFTx/)

The working theory now is that he had a cow for his accomplice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 01:20 PM (vtRd1)

98 DON'T WORRY. IT'S ONLY INCOMPETENCE.
IT'S NOT LIKE THE LEFT WANTS US ALL DEAD.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

Only about half.
And not 'us' but 'you'.
- The Left

P.S. if PolPot can do half we can do better.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 17, 2024 01:20 PM (6TUIG)

99 It just smells worse and worse.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 17, 2024 01:20 PM (qZEuM)

100 Who Let Rosie O'Fat on that roof?

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2024 01:20 PM (FZYNt)

101 85 Thanks for the nood, folks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 01:18 PM (v6JzV

Damn, you found us

Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2024 01:21 PM (IyPmt)

102 "If the probability of all of these failure points aligning starts to outweigh the probability of multiple actors engaged in a conspiracy, then we're in a real pickle.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor"

My suspicion:

The leadership of the SS made sure to provide poor quality security while the people that manage the known wolves started spinning them up right after Biden's debate debacle.

You'll find email/text/chat form messages where the assassin has his own "Armand" telling him how someone has to do SOMETHING about that darn Trump and oh by the way he's going to be near you soon...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2024 01:21 PM (oZhjI)

103 Wasn't there a similar rumor 2 years ago?

==

there was, followed by house cleaning...

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 01:21 PM (V13WU)

104 Bongino says that Cheadle and all of the USSS has been threatened with their jobs if they utter one word about what really happened.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 17, 2024 01:21 PM (/U5Yz)

105 Is the cow on the same roof that the sniper was?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 01:21 PM (v6JzV)

106 And remember, every cow has its tipping point.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2024 01:20 PM (G1CBF)

That's a lot of bull.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 01:21 PM (vtRd1)

107 Staying tuned on the Xi story. I would think that if it weren't true, the Western media would be stomping out the reports from India, Kenya and Hong Kong before it gets all viral up in here. The silence makes me wonder.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 17, 2024 01:21 PM (wzAuc)

108 Cosplaying a Secret Service agent?

Judge: After seeing Paula Blart, I'll allow it.
Posted by: blake

Have you seen the Spirit Halloween costume outfit?

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 01:21 PM (f5vQ9)

109 THEN we will know something is up.

“Attention, all wedding guests. There is no cause for alarm. The weapons are being fired in continuous salute in honor of His Majesty’s wedding.”

Posted by: Kala Price Blair at July 17, 2024 01:21 PM (EXyHK)

110 "And then Dad yelled at me and said 'Put that damn phone away and get that cow off the roof! Now!"

Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2024 01:21 PM (rj6Yv)

111 They put the Afghanistan Evacuation brain trust on it, I see.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2024 01:21 PM (krQz2)

112 DC Draino just posted a video of the shooter wandering around the building an hour before the shooting.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 17, 2024 01:21 PM (FCrpy)

113 The new response from the SS chief will be that they thought he was just trying to see if he needed to use a 6 or 7 iron.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 17, 2024 01:22 PM (zi2OP)

114 Kim Cheadle needs to be fired. From a trebuchet.

If I failed at that level at work I would have been fired the day of and likely prosecuted.

That fact she is still there mean the Biden's approve of her work...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2024 01:22 PM (oZhjI)

115 I've seen many goats on the roof of sod-roof homes in Northern Norway. Only seen cows once or twice and that's where the house was built into the hillside. Didn't have to jump to get up or down.

Posted by: Old Sod at July 17, 2024 01:22 PM (V5BDR)

116 Yes, officer, these are just normal binoculars. Really want to see President Trump, you see. This thing? Oh, that's my gun shaped crutch. Sprained my ankle.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 17, 2024 01:22 PM (2UnvF)

117
Remember when Republicans kept pointing out that the government cannot run healthcare in the country and liberals would go all "We put a man on the moon!!" ?

But we couldn't put a cow on the moon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2024 01:22 PM (63Dwl)

118 27 Conflicting reports about when his parents contacted police.

Fox says before. CNN says at 11 pm.

But CNN also says they had traced the gun to his father within an hour of the shooting.

So they knew where the gun came from around 7 but didn’t bother contacting the owner of the gun by 11 pm?
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 17, 2024 01:11 PM (Y8lzz)
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Remember during the first press conference that authorities said they couldn't release the name of the shooter because they had to wait for DNA results to come back!
So many lies! #BelieveTheLie #DeceiveInveigleObfuscate

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 17, 2024 01:22 PM (9aVck)

119 It was the cow behind the grassy knoll!

Posted by: Crazy at July 17, 2024 01:22 PM (68GJ2)

120 A shooter may have taken off Trump's ear, but I will guarantee you that not a single wine opener made it onto the rally grounds.

Posted by: Director Cheet-oh at July 17, 2024 01:18 PM (vtRd1)

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Nor assault fingernail clippers!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 17, 2024 01:22 PM (1sU+A)

121 Anyone else notice that most of the good, tangible information on the assassination is coming from the foreign press or X?

The US media is just a bunch of asshats talking about it and regurgitating government statements.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 17, 2024 01:22 PM (aC2Oe)

122 How soon until we find out Pepsi Rent-a-Cop hasn't attended a single agency status or planning meeting?

That she's never in the actual office?

That the only interactions with employees is Zoom and emails?

That she's taken more than 40% of her work days as vacations disguised as conferences, etc.?

She has no clue what's going on because she's Jill Bidening the job.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2024 01:22 PM (Q38Kd)

123 Thanks for the nood, folks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Damn, you found us
Posted by: It's me donna

Ouch, baby. Just ouch.
Posted by: Austin Powers

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 01:23 PM (f5vQ9)

124 The guy passed through 'security' in the screening area with a rangefinder, was pulled aside and then 'security' just let him go.

Which organization specifically was providing security screening? What specifically was the protocol for processing people who were flagged by the metal detectors? Who specifically gave the OK for the guy to be let go?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 17, 2024 01:23 PM (YRsIm)

125 89 “The director brought a new edict on what socks we can wear, no pocket handkerchiefs, and only blue or black suits. That’s what she’s worried about. They want us to be more like ‘Disney’. I’m seeing a pattern here.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2024 01:15 PM (IG4Id)
---------------

Cosplaying a Secret Service agent?

Judge: After seeing Paula Blart, I'll allow it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 17, 2024 01:20 PM (tT6L1)

As long as the female USSS agents DO NOT wear pencil skirts.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 17, 2024 01:23 PM (Nt9p1)

126 The shooter's t-shirt has an eagle on the back with what looks like O/R insignia over it - typically means "On Recognizance" in military parlance - but would be interesting to know where he got it (the shooting range?) or if it's just a shirt from Gap, etc...

A 20 year old that thinks he's about to die a hero in his mind may dress in something that means something to him. But I can't find the shirt on-line.

Posted by: Boswell at July 17, 2024 01:23 PM (K+UlC)

127 Every single person in this administration is a fucking clown.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 17, 2024 01:23 PM (JeYYB)

128 Cosplay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HFvUgpdqtg

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 01:23 PM (ZBHce)

129 Cosplaying a Secret Service agent?

I imagine when the Matrix movies were popular a lot of people did but honestly SS agent is too easy to do.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2024 01:23 PM (oZhjI)

130 68 21 XI Stroke? Said to be in "Critical Condition"

Posted by: catman

If so I suppose Biden will take credit for it...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2024 01:17 PM

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One doesn't slag one's employer publicly if one wants to keep the paychecks coming.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 17, 2024 01:23 PM (wzAuc)

131 Are the parents part of the possible conspiracy?

Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2024 01:23 PM (B1dzx)

132 That fact she is still there mean the Biden's approve of her work...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2024 01:22 PM (oZhjI)
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Supposedly she worked the detail that looked after VP Joe. If the rumor are true Joe liked to wander around nude in front of female agents, then, she probably leveraged that knowledge into her current position.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 17, 2024 01:24 PM (tT6L1)

133 Someone said Xi had a stroke and I assumed it was a tranny pronoun.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 01:24 PM (QlxXp)

134 Just saw an interesting poll result.

Almost half of Democrats feel that inflammatory rhetoric against Trump was at least partially responsible for the assassination attack.

Accurate? I dunno, but if the believe is at least somewhat prevalent on the left that the rhetoric led to it, and if the cultural tide has turned against people who with the assassin hadn't missed, and if Democrats are really going to run on nothing but "Trump is Hitler"...

Democrats are in deep, deep shit.

Please, be true...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 17, 2024 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

135 Remember when Republicans kept pointing out that the government cannot run healthcare in the country and liberals would go all "We put a man on the moon!!" ?

Yeah but that's back when all those rayciss boring white guys with crew cuts ran things.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2024 01:24 PM (oZhjI)

136 67 "A Beaver County police officer warned...

Beaver county, you say? Huma! Get my bags packed! We're going to take a little trip, hunting for some strange.
Posted by: Hillary!

Ewww. Gross. I have much higher standards.

Posted by: Meth addled fat chick outside a Sheetz at July 17, 2024 01:24 PM (sAmhv)

137 You will see Ah,,,,Cow ,,,,,,, on the top of ah,,,,,,,,Cotton House! yugh!

Posted by: Blind old timer at July 17, 2024 01:24 PM (Rvxb7)

138 "You will see a cow, on top of a...cotton house."

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 01:24 PM (/7KEl)

139 I understand the parents are....one is a psyschiatrist and the other a social worker. No wonder that kid was F*cked Up.

Posted by: RUReadingthis at July 17, 2024 01:24 PM (aQ25I)

140 You'll find email/text/chat form messages where the assassin has his own "Armand" telling him how someone has to do SOMETHING about that darn Trump and oh by the way he's going to be near you soon...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2024 01:21 PM (oZhjI)

Shhhhh...

Posted by: FBI handlers-r-us at July 17, 2024 01:24 PM (K861k)

141 The US media is just a bunch of asshats talking about it and regurgitating government statements.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 17, 2024 01:22 PM (aC2Oe)

That's unfair. The American media is burning up the keys on Twitter.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 01:24 PM (vtRd1)

142 Probably Fake about XI

Posted by: catman at July 17, 2024 01:20 PM (4HMlb)

Good way to have Taiwan let down their guard. Easy to slip in an invasion force while they're singing ding dong the witch is dead.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 17, 2024 01:24 PM (VwHCD)

143 I guess it will be super interesting to see who "meets with an accident" this next few weeks.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 01:25 PM (QlxXp)

144 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

145 DC Draino just posted a video of the shooter wandering around the building an hour before the shooting.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 17, 2024 01:21 PM (FCrpy)

It's Pennsylvania, not Iowa! There aren't supposed to be Idiots Out Wandering Around!

Posted by: pookysgirl, correcting the geography at July 17, 2024 01:25 PM (dtlDP)

146 The shooter's t-shirt has an eagle on the back with what looks like O/R insignia over it - typically means "On Recognizance" in military parlance - but would be interesting to know where he got it (the shooting range?) or if it's just a shirt from Gap, etc...

A 20 year old that thinks he's about to die a hero in his mind may dress in something that means something to him. But I can't find the shirt on-line.
Posted by: Boswell at July 17, 2024 01:23 PM (K+UlC)

According to class mates he wore camo to school along with Sponge Bob t-shirts. Weird dude.

Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2024 01:25 PM (B1dzx)

147 >>Face it.
This was deliberate.
—-
Deliberate and badly managed as well. Dangerous *and* incompetent can lead to unpredictable and perilous outcomes.

Posted by: electronic means at July 17, 2024 01:25 PM (rjJqk)

148 Just clicked the link in CFP about the parents calling. Took me to the Daily Mail (of course) and they had a pic of the dad, and one of the kid that I hadn't seen.

Posted by: skywch at July 17, 2024 01:25 PM (uqhmb)

149 You see, officer, I need my laser rangefinder so I can get the focus right on my camera. It's old and has a manual focus, so it's important to know the exact distance to the target.

Posted by: Thomas Matthew Crooks, outsmarting security at July 17, 2024 01:25 PM (JCZqz)

150 I feel so much safer knowing that the official perimeter around a campaigning presidential candidate is less than 150 yards.

That's SOOOO much safer than the previous 1000+ yards of no roof zone with line of sight.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

151 Fiddler on the roof!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 17, 2024 01:26 PM (YSM/8)

152 Again, the pitch of the roof was at most a 3/12 pitch and it really looks like it's 2/12 or 1/12, which means it's essentially a flat roof.

The sh*t these monsters are asking us to believe is just beyond the f**king pail.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 17, 2024 01:26 PM (XV/Pl)

153 And remember, every cow has its tipping point.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2024 01:20 PM (G1CBF)

That's a lot of bull.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 01:21 PM (vtRd1)

You two are going to milk this for all it's worth, aren't you?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 17, 2024 01:26 PM (cuTPK)

154 85 Thanks for the nood, folks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 01:18 PM (v6JzV

Sorry. We thought you knew.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 01:19 PM (vtRd1)

So did I
--DIL in Crying Game

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 17, 2024 01:26 PM (N39Ws)

155 Did the cow have any hallmarks of Russian interference?

It would behoove the Secret Service to pursue this angle!

Posted by: logprof at July 17, 2024 01:26 PM (60Z6G)

156 The Shooter's shirt was Demolition Ranch Merch. Supposedly.

Posted by: catman at July 17, 2024 01:26 PM (4HMlb)

157 He went through security with a rangefinder and they did nothing? Nothing? Like have a chat with him, anything?

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2024 01:26 PM (bS+DD)

158 OK, so we all saw the same cow

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 01:26 PM (/7KEl)

159 And a legend is born - Ugandan children recreate the assassination attempt on PDJT

https://tinyurl.com/ew7w7bfv

Posted by: Candidus at July 17, 2024 01:26 PM (dfcuM)

160 TSA has caught:
0 terrorists
0 bombers
0 hijackers

In 20+ years.

But you still have to get to the airport 2 hours early, take off your shoes, jacket and belt after waiting 1 hour in the single security line.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2024 01:26 PM (Q38Kd)

161 understand the parents are....one is a psyschiatrist and the other a social worker. No wonder that kid was F*cked Up.
Posted by: RUReadingthis at July 17, 2024 01:24 PM (aQ25I)

I wonder what they look like because they produced a funny looking kid. Was the mother an alcoholic?

Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2024 01:26 PM (B1dzx)

162 They tried to get the cow to mooooove

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 01:26 PM (QlxXp)

163
It was the cow behind the grassy knoll!
Posted by: Crazy

Cud be

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2024 01:26 PM (63Dwl)

164 The shooter's t-shirt has an eagle on the back with what looks like O/R insignia over it - typically means "On Recognizance" in military parlance - but would be interesting to know where he got it (the shooting range?) or if it's just a shirt from Gap, etc...

A 20 year old that thinks he's about to die a hero in his mind may dress in something that means something to him. But I can't find the shirt on-line.

Probably a "DR" for Demolition Ranch.

https://youtu.be/GAnvLjavON0

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 17, 2024 01:27 PM (dZVON)

165 Hey, we did take make sure the assassin will never talk. We should get credit for that.

Posted by: Director Cheet-oh at July 17, 2024 01:27 PM (vtRd1)

166 I don't trust a Secret Service where half the agents look like Rosie O'Donnell.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 01:12 PM (vtRd1)

fat people make better bullet-sponges.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2024 01:27 PM (D7oie)

167 But we couldn't put a cow on the moon.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2024 01:22 PM (63Dwl)

The cow went over the moon.

Posted by: NASA at July 17, 2024 01:27 PM (IDphi)

168 Was the cow wearing galoshes?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 01:27 PM (ZBHce)

169 They snapped a picture instead of snapping off a shot from their guns.

If you see something, shoot something.

Pulitzer Prize = Pull It, surprise!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2024 01:27 PM (x0n13)

170 I guess it will be super interesting to see who "meets with an accident" this next few weeks.
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 01:25 PM (QlxXp)

Hey! That's my gig!

Posted by: Chairman Xi-not dead...yet! at July 17, 2024 01:27 PM (K861k)

171 You two are going to milk this for all it's worth, aren't you?
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!

What's your beef?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 01:27 PM (v6JzV)

172 I feel so much safer knowing that the official perimeter around a campaigning presidential candidate is less than 150 yards.

Some Canuck managed a two mile shot in 'Stan and the FNM tells me a Uke bested that as well.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2024 01:28 PM (oZhjI)

173
It looks like that video of rooftop cow ended just as Bossy was starting her long slide down the metal roof to the ground on the back side of that building.

She had already lost her AR-15 to the same tragic fate.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 17, 2024 01:28 PM (lpyCJ)

174
-"The shooter's t-shirt has an eagle on the back with what looks like O/R insignia over it"

It's not O/R, it is D/R.
The T-shirt is merch from a YouTube site called Demolition Ranch.
Site operator lives in Texas and is a veterinarian, gun enthusiast.

Posted by: Speller at July 17, 2024 01:28 PM (pSotA)

175 Secret Service Director: �the roof slope was unsafe�

An actual cow: pic.twitter.com/yxqmhimrYW

— DC_Draino (@DC_Draino) July 17, 2024

Oh f*ck, that's funny.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

176 139 I understand the parents are....one is a psyschiatrist and the other a social worker. No wonder that kid was F*cked Up.
Posted by: RUReadingthis

I don't understand...we supported and accepted every view and feeling he had!

Posted by: Crooks' Parents at July 17, 2024 01:28 PM (JCZqz)

177 Even when all we knew was deliberate short staffing and then giving Trump the C Team for protection I concluded that this was run by Fellow Travelers just leaving the opening for a useful idiot sniper to wander into the gap purposely left open.
Not at all a conspiracy, but definitely accessories before the act. Like a driver leaving keys in the company car hoping it might get jacked...

With all the new shiite coming out... oh boy.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 17, 2024 01:28 PM (6TUIG)

178 Ace - not sure if you saw this. On Saturday before Trump was shot, Biden had a complete meltdown talking to his own party. He did the shouting/boasting thing and insulted a Bronze Star winner by invoking Beau Biden.

[Biden told Rep. Jason Crow] "‘Tell me something you’ve never done with your Bronze Star like my son'"

And:
"Name me a foreign leader who thinks I’m not the most effective leader in the world on foreign policy. Tell me! Tell me who the hell that is! Tell me who put NATO back together!"

What a jerk.

https://tinyurl.com/vcfzu5nj

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 17, 2024 01:28 PM (i7Q7S)

179 Crisis of Competence

If a politician is talking about bike lanes or fine-tuning the weather a hundred years from now

You can be certain they are wholly incompetent at their required duties. Vote them out, or preferably do not let them near the levers of power. They are failure theater clowns

Posted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2024 01:28 PM (u/QE9)

180 My guess is intentional malicious incompetence.

Jill told the SS chief to slack off on Trump's security detail and that is what she did.

My tinfoil hat tells me that some three letter agency tried to lone wolf it at other rallies but were unable to do the job due to the security. That made it back to Jill.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 17, 2024 01:28 PM (dcuDp)

181 Dad's gun.... bought ammo... rangefinder?

So, he got the rangefinder through a security checkpoint, was the gun and backpack pre staged?

Which would indicate a lot of knowledge about security procedures... for a supposedly fairly slow witted 20 year old food service worker.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2024 01:28 PM (xaFKb)

182 Again, the pitch of the roof was at most a 3/12 pitch and it really looks like it's 2/12 or 1/12, which means it's essentially a flat roof.

Yep.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 17, 2024 01:28 PM (qZEuM)

183 165 Hey, we did take make sure the assassin will never talk. We should get credit for that.
Posted by: Director Cheet-oh at July 17, 2024 01:27 PM (vtRd1)

Jack Ruby, Jack Rubout

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2024 01:28 PM (x0n13)

184 If Xi did have a stroke we should hear "not our responsibility" from the SS any moment now.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 17, 2024 01:28 PM (zte34)

185 Bovine Knows

Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2024 01:28 PM (B1dzx)

186 Glass off the teleprompter? Not a bit of metal off those oil cans?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 17, 2024 01:28 PM (cf/0E)

187
And a legend is born - Ugandan children recreate the assassination attempt on PDJT

https://tinyurl.com/ew7w7bfv

Posted by: Candidus

Shorty Trump

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2024 01:29 PM (63Dwl)

188 Ace needs to wear WW1 flying ace goggles and scarf whilst riding that Vespa.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2024 01:29 PM (pohLc)

189 fat people make better bullet-sponges.
Posted by: Kindltot

TALL fat people. Otherwise, they're just weebles.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 01:29 PM (f5vQ9)

190 According to class mates he wore camo to school along with Sponge Bob t-shirts. Weird dude.

Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2024 01:25 PM (B1dzx)

Sounds like a good chunk of my friends in high school. But it's okay to call me weird, cuz I'm here, after all.

Posted by: pookysgirl didn't even fit into a "group" in HS at July 17, 2024 01:29 PM (dtlDP)

191 >>I don't trust a Secret Service where half the agents look like Rosie O'Donnell.

I guess it would be okay if you stacked one upon another. Then you might reach Trump’s height.

Posted by: electronic means at July 17, 2024 01:29 PM (rjJqk)

192 Here: https://tinyurl.com/2c837rcv

Posted by: catman at July 17, 2024 01:29 PM (4HMlb)

193 C'mon - everyone brings rangefinders to political rallies!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 17, 2024 01:29 PM (uxCna)

194 I'll bet the crack FBI investigators still haven't noticed that there were three other cows peering over the fence smoking cigarettes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 01:29 PM (vtRd1)

195 You two are going to milk this for all it's worth, aren't you?
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!

What's your beef?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 01:27 PM (v6JzV)
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I will not be cowed.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2024 01:29 PM (krQz2)

196 >> And a legend is born - Ugandan children recreate the assassination attempt on PDJT

That was funny. Saw it earlier.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2024 01:29 PM (9tRAK)

197 “The director brought a new edict on what socks we can wear, no pocket handkerchiefs, and only blue or black suits. That’s what she’s worried about. They want us to be more like ‘Disney’. I’m seeing a pattern here.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2024 01:15 PM (IG4Id)

I can't holster a weapon or shield my client from flying bullets, but hey, my ponytail game is strong!

Posted by: Secret Service Lady flashing a victory sign at July 17, 2024 01:29 PM (QAK8m)

198 I remember the Secret Service being tougher.

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2024 01:29 PM (IDphi)

199 I was suspicious from Day One, but now I'm 100% convinced of at least these things:

1. This mangey little creep Crooks didn't do this on his own. He had help, and very likely had an accomplice at the event with him.

2. This was an inside job by the FBI or similar agency to intentionally murder Trump.

3. The SS were either knowingly in on the plot, or so insanely incompetent and dangerously reckless that they might as well have been.

4. Someone at SS was in on the plot. I can see no other explanation for why that rooftop -- the most obvious perch for an assassin in the entire fucking area -- was intentionally not manned or surveilled.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 17, 2024 01:29 PM (iFTx/)

200 The shooter's t-shirt has an eagle on the back with what looks like O/R insignia over it - typically means "On Recognizance" in military parlance - but would be interesting to know where he got it (the shooting range?) or if it's just a shirt from Gap, etc...

I read it was a Demolition Ranch tee. He has a youtube channel.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 17, 2024 01:29 PM (/U5Yz)

201 The director brought a new edict on what socks

Abd don't sock a regular.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2024 01:30 PM (ufFY8)

202 HOW DID HE GET THE FUCKING GUN IN???
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 17, 2024 01:18 PM (iFTx/)

The working theory now is that he had a cow for his accomplice.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 01:20 PM (vtRd1)

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I just knew that Liz Cheney was involved!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 17, 2024 01:30 PM (1sU+A)

203 And a legend is born - Ugandan children recreate the assassination attempt on PDJT

https://tinyurl.com/ew7w7bfv

I wonder if Trump is popular in Uganda? They've been fighting with the Western countries as they oppose Big Gay for a while now.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2024 01:30 PM (oZhjI)

204 TSA has caught:
0 terrorists
0 bombers
0 hijackers

In 20+ years.

But you still have to get to the airport 2 hours early, take off your shoes, jacket and belt after waiting 1 hour in the single security line.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2024 01:26 PM (Q38Kd)

Oh yeah. How about the millions of nail clippers caught!

Posted by: TSA at July 17, 2024 01:30 PM (K861k)

205 138 "You will see a cow, on top of a...cotton house."
Posted by: Don Black

Zork has taken a really weird turn.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 17, 2024 01:30 PM (sAmhv)

206 You'll find email/text/chat form messages where the assassin has his own "Armand" telling him how someone has to do SOMETHING about that darn Trump and oh by the way he's going to be near you soon...
---
How many of his email, text or other electronic communications are going to lead back through an alias to a .gov address?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2024 01:30 PM (Q38Kd)

207 Demolition Ranch (YT)

"Shooter was wearing my shirt"

https://shorturl.at/o75g1

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 17, 2024 01:30 PM (hCzfy)

208 "Which organization specifically was providing security screening?"

========

It sounds like it was the Biden Campaign

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 17, 2024 01:30 PM (i7Q7S)

209 150 I feel so much safer knowing that the official perimeter around a campaigning presidential candidate is less than 150 yards.

That's SOOOO much safer than the previous 1000+ yards of no roof zone with line of sight.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 01:26 PM (Zz0t1

Like I said in the last thread, Trump's attendees should volunteer for security detail.

Or demand it.

Just tell the Secret Service, nah we got this handled and don't think you're up to the job.

Posted by: Stateless at July 17, 2024 01:30 PM (jvJvP)

210 There were two conspiracies to impeach him. There was a covid origins conspiracy, at least. J6 stuff is an op. The rape fantasy lawsuit is an op. The cavernous vagina Daniel's thing is an op. Jack Smith entire existence is an op. Fat Fanny is an op. All to solve the deep state's problem. This kid showing up at the right place at the right time, prepared, and unimpeded by basic security is just a silly coincidence...sure.

Posted by: Simplemind at July 17, 2024 01:30 PM (la6rf)

211 166 I don't trust a Secret Service where half the agents look like Rosie O'Donnell.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 01:12 PM (vtRd1)

fat people make better bullet-sponges.
Posted by: Kindltot

True...but do you trust them to move quickly enough to get between you and the shooter? To modify the concealed-carry phrase, "when seconds counts, help is 50 extra pounds away".

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 17, 2024 01:30 PM (JCZqz)

212 yep Elric agree on all 4 points

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 01:30 PM (s3qiR)

213 194 I'll bet the crack FBI investigators still haven't noticed that there were three other cows peering over the fence smoking cigarettes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 01:29 PM (vtRd1)

They were doing a centerfold shoot for the next issue of Udders Magazine. Published by Hugh Heifer

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2024 01:31 PM (x0n13)

214 How many other times has Jill spoke near a Trump event?

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 01:31 PM (QlxXp)

215 Ace, you should go see an eye doctor. Seriously, you don't want to mess around with your eyes. We can mind ourselves for an afternoon.

Really, please go get them checked out.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2024 01:31 PM (bS+DD)

216 The Beavercountian

Byline: After changing the name from the Herald Tribune, editors grip for an explosion of strange...subscriptions.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 17, 2024 01:31 PM (NMT5x)

217 4. Someone at SS was in on the plot. I can see no other explanation for why that rooftop -- the most obvious perch for an assassin in the entire fucking area -- was intentionally not manned or surveilled.

Nowhere have I seen confirmation as to who was in charge of stationing resources that day. News coverage assumes it was Cheatle but I actually doubt it.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2024 01:31 PM (oZhjI)

218 Again, the pitch of the roof was at most a 3/12 pitch and it really looks like it's 2/12 or 1/12, which means it's essentially a flat roof.

Yep.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 17, 2024 01:28 PM (qZEuM)
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I was totally unimpressed by the pitch.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2024 01:31 PM (krQz2)

219 199
One hundred percent.

Posted by: electronic means at July 17, 2024 01:31 PM (rjJqk)

220 198 I remember the Secret Service being tougher.

you sound like a stooge of the patriarchy

Posted by: anachronda at July 17, 2024 01:31 PM (oY6Yp)

221 But you still have to get to the airport 2 hours early, take off your shoes, jacket and belt after waiting 1 hour in the single security line.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2024 01:26 PM (Q38Kd)

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Not if you get TSA Precheck. For the low sum of $100 you can get a known travel number which puts you in a special line where you can keep your belt and shoes on.

I doubt a terrorist would ever take advantage of that though.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 17, 2024 01:31 PM (dcuDp)

222 Who knows; maybe the cow is a highly trained Moo-sad agent gone rogue.

Posted by: PabloD at July 17, 2024 01:31 PM (ST9FC)

223 https://tinyurl.com/ew7w7bfv

Man. Those kids are cute.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2024 01:31 PM (pohLc)

224 >>[Biden told Rep. Jason Crow] "‘Tell me something you’ve never done with your Bronze Star like my son'"

Answer: 'Shower with my pre-teen Sister and Father?'

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2024 01:32 PM (9tRAK)

225 Oh great.
Now they're going to come after our rangefinders.

Posted by: torabora at July 17, 2024 01:32 PM (SRJk7)

226 But you still have to get to the airport 2 hours early, take off your shoes, jacket and belt after waiting 1 hour in the single security line.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2024 01:26 PM (Q38Kd)

=====

Precheck is worth every penny.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 17, 2024 01:32 PM (DRSnL)

227 How many other times has Jill spoke near a Trump event?
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 01:31 PM (QlxXp)
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And I read that it was pretty last moment and impromptu affair.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2024 01:32 PM (krQz2)

228 Jill told the SS chief to slack off on Trump's security detail and that is what she did.

My tinfoil hat tells me that some three letter agency tried to lone wolf it at other rallies but were unable to do the job due to the security. That made it back to Jill.

Again, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette announced Trump's rally ten days ahead of time.

The White House announced DOCTOR Jill's simultaneous appearance in Pittsburgh only three days ahead of time.

If DOCTOR Jill was deliberately trying to reduce Trump's Secret Service protection, that's how she would do it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 17, 2024 01:32 PM (uxCna)

229 Problem with fat people as SS agents is that they are easily distracted by buffet tables

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 17, 2024 01:32 PM (zte34)

230 139 I understand the parents are....one is a psyschiatrist and the other a social worker. No wonder that kid was F*cked Up.
Posted by: RUReadingthis

Wait... Dad's either a social worker or psych? and owned an AR15?

Somehow the Venn diagram on those data sets do not often coincide.

Now, how did the 20 year old kid get enough practice and training to even know he needed a rangefinder? Let alone have one?

The stench coming off this is getting worser IMO.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2024 01:32 PM (xaFKb)

231 I'm old enough to remember this Secret Cervix DEI Direct putting out a memo that male agents would be forbidden from wearing red ties because it showed support for Trump & MAGA.

Good times, good times ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 17, 2024 01:32 PM (1sU+A)

232 I want to know if there is a pattern of leaving obvious pathways to Trump unguarded. We are assuming this is the first but I'm guessing it's not the first.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 01:32 PM (QlxXp)

233 Probably a "DR" for Demolition Ranch.

https://youtu.be/GAnvLjavON0
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 17, 2024 01:27 PM (dZVON)

Thanks! Yes, that's it - sold at local range shops which is where he probably got it...

Posted by: Boswell at July 17, 2024 01:33 PM (K+UlC)

234 *Director

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 17, 2024 01:33 PM (1sU+A)

235 This was a CIA/FBI op. 100%. The SS detail was in on it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2024 01:33 PM (evvc2)

236 C'mon - everyone brings rangefinders to political rallies!

Serious question: do they allow binoculars? I’m sure someone must have brought them, especially to the larger rally venues.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 17, 2024 01:33 PM (EXyHK)

237 Glass off the teleprompter? Not a bit of metal off those oil cans?

Posted by: BourbonChicken

Picturing pages full of oil cans in a scrubbed Instagram account...

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 17, 2024 01:33 PM (hCzfy)

238 TSA has caught:
0 terrorists
0 bombers
0 hijackers

In 20+ years.

Those fucking retards also fail 90+% of their spot checks for letting knives, weapons, etc. through the checkpoints.

Top men.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 17, 2024 01:33 PM (qZEuM)

239 “When someone points a gun at you and you can’t get to your weapon, you tell them a–holes online that they are Superman,” Slupe said. “Like ‘I’ll just pull a gun out and they can shoot at me. I don’t give a s–t.’ Yeah. Mm-hm. Right, right.”

- Butler County Sheriff, Michael Slupe

https://tinyurl.com/3hc2y5ub
(New York Post)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 17, 2024 01:33 PM (6ydKt)

240 Let's us in! We're wearing suede!

https://youtu.be/TGwsi2-ckBI

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at July 17, 2024 01:33 PM (V5NOZ)

241
The dead firefighters family should sue the Secret Service for malicious incompetence. Sue them out of fucking existence. And jail terms for the Director and whoever the fuck was the Agent in Charge.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 17, 2024 01:13 PM (cuTPK)

Fuck it. Shitcan the whole detail, even the ones who were actually doing their job. Full spray-fire from the hip with a minigun Predator movie-style. Anyone in the SS who is actually competent will start kneecapping the diversity hires.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2024 01:33 PM (y9nCu)

242 And I read that it was pretty last moment and impromptu affair.

Three days notice. There is a web page that archives announcements from the White House, so it is possible to precisely time when DOCTOR Jill's trip to Pittsburgh was announced.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 17, 2024 01:34 PM (uxCna)

243 They probably lost track of the guy with the rangefinder because he didn't seem weird.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 01:34 PM (QlxXp)

244 Federalist CEO Sean Davis summed up the situation on X: "Who gave the order to do nothing until after the assassin shot Trump, killed an innocent man on that stage, and fired round after round after round after round?"

The USSS was incident commander of the event. Any communications had to go to 'command' which was the USSS. Local LE warned and USSS did not do their job whether by gross negligence or something more sinister. There is no other way for Cheatle or her boss to spin this.

Posted by: Cheri at July 17, 2024 01:34 PM (oiNtH)

245 I can't figure out what Biden even means with that Bronze Star comment. I know the words are English, but beyond that I'm lost.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2024 01:34 PM (bS+DD)

246 Peter Navarro has been released from prison
and is on his way to Milwaukee to address the RNC.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 17, 2024 01:34 PM (NpAcC)

247
Now, how did the 20 year old kid get enough practice and training to even know he needed a rangefinder? Let alone have one?

He was a member of a gun club for a year

Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2024 01:34 PM (IyPmt)

248 At the very least, those in charge were hoping this guy could make the shot and then deal with the blowback. But Trump would be gone.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 17, 2024 01:34 PM (JeYYB)

249 Someone at SS was in on the plot. I can see no other explanation for why that rooftop -- the most obvious perch for an assassin in the entire fucking area -- was intentionally not manned or surveilled.

Nowhere have I seen confirmation as to who was in charge of stationing resources that day. News coverage assumes it was Cheatle but I actually doubt it.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2024 01:31 PM (oZhjI)
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Even if she was not technically in charge, how does anyone with any shred of security experience or even just basic common sense look at those buildings with those rooftops and not think "holy shit, that's a real risk, someone should secure that."

They apparently recognized the possible risk of rangefinders being at the event, but not a shockingly obvious sniper position??

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 17, 2024 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

250 45 So, still no:
Social media history
Law enforcement or disciplinary run-ins
No family, friends or known acquaintances interviews
Almost nothing on his background
-----------
It is all lies. Remember authorities said they had no information about him because they couldn't get into his phone. SUCH BULLSHIT!
They knew who the parents immediately and they had access to his home.
He was a loner nerd, math & science geek, who loved guns/shooting (I was also). He must of had a computer and an Xbox and/or a PlayStation. I will bet everything that he was playing Call of Duty with a headset on doing shit talking.
The already authorities know everything but they are going to bury it like the Trans shooter or Las Vegas shooter. They may even produce a fake cover story that they will leak to the media blaming MAGA and Trump for it!

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 17, 2024 01:34 PM (9aVck)

251 Cheatle claims she accepts responsibility, yet does n’t give press conference updates like a normal terror attack, speaks in passive voice insisting things simply “happened,” events “unfolded.”

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2024 01:35 PM (Hkcdp)

252 You will see ... a COW ... on the roof of a cotton shed, and oh so many startlements!

Posted by: The Blind Oracle at July 17, 2024 01:35 PM (wzAuc)

253 Nowhere have I seen confirmation as to who was in charge of stationing resources that day. News coverage assumes it was Cheatle but I actually doubt it.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2024 01:31 PM (oZhjI)

Cheatle's own statement said SHE had done it...

But... that statement in and of itself would be a lie. No way she was on the ground making security decisions.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2024 01:35 PM (xaFKb)

254 Did the US leave all its drones in Afghanistan? Assuming a helicopter would be too expensive, conspicuous, and noisy (don't want to frighten off potential assassins) why didn't someone at least have a drone observing the area?

Posted by: timactual at July 17, 2024 01:35 PM (krsvl)

255 >>I can't figure out what Biden even means with that Bronze Star comment

'My Son Beau Died for this Country.'
'You didn't.'

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2024 01:35 PM (9tRAK)

256 My wife read that Obama's head of SS resigned because somebody with a knife jumped over the Whitehouse fence.

Didn't get anywhere near the POTUS, but just on the property with a (long-range?) knife.

But, these days, it's diversity that matters.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2024 01:35 PM (krQz2)

257 Now, how did the 20 year old kid get enough practice and training to even know he needed a rangefinder? Let alone have one?

The stench coming off this is getting worser IMO.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2024 01:32 PM (xaFKb)

--------------

Ray Epps took him under his wing.

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 17, 2024 01:35 PM (1sU+A)

258
I remember the Secret Service being tougher.
Posted by: Archer

James West and Artemus Gordon

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2024 01:35 PM (63Dwl)

259 The dead firefighters family should sue the Secret Service for malicious incompetence. Sue them out of fucking existence. And jail terms for the Director and whoever the fuck was the Agent in Charge.
Posted by: Chairborne!

Lol. Lolololol. Qualified and sovereign immunity, you Trumper Bitches.

Posted by: Not so benevolent Federal Government run by angry Leftists at July 17, 2024 01:35 PM (JCZqz)

260 it's all ops

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 17, 2024 01:35 PM (sJHOI)

261 "Butler County Sheriff, Michael Slupe"

=========

So 2 local cops are engaging a guy on a roof with a rifle and the Secret Service is doing, what, exactly?

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 17, 2024 01:36 PM (i7Q7S)

262 https://www.teezily.com/stores/demolition-ranch-merch

Assassin's t shirt?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 17, 2024 01:36 PM (T/zw7)

263 You didn't need a rangefinder. The rifle can be sighted 3" high at 100 yards and will hit maybe 4" low at 300. No kentucky windage needed. I sight my deer rifle like that.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2024 01:36 PM (pohLc)

264 I am a native Beavercountian.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 17, 2024 01:36 PM (qZEuM)

265 A cow on the roof = a good start to a Liz Cheney meme.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 17, 2024 01:36 PM (JLq/1)

266 But you still have to get to the airport 2 hours early, take off your shoes, jacket and belt after waiting 1 hour in the single security line.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Oh yeah. How about the millions of nail clippers caught!
Posted by: TSA

You f**kers still have two Nalgene water bottles of mine!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2024 01:36 PM (WXNFJ)

267 >08 "Which organization specifically was providing security screening?"
-----

The American Dairy Association

'Ask about our Rooftop Cow program.'

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 01:36 PM (/7KEl)

268 This was a CIA/FBI op. 100%. The SS detail was in on it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2024 01:33 PM (evvc2)

We just steal elections...everywhere.

Posted by: CIA at July 17, 2024 01:36 PM (K861k)

269 Has nobody noticed yet that the roof the assassin was on had the same slope that the secret service counter snipers were stationed on? How is one roof safe and the other isn't? Why has nobody said anything about this?

Posted by: Tom at July 17, 2024 01:36 PM (2kUU5)

270 GOOD JOB, ~~BROWNIE~~ CHEATLE!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 17, 2024 01:36 PM (Hkcdp)

271 Cheatle's own statement said SHE had done it...

But... that statement in and of itself would be a lie. No way she was on the ground making security decisions.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2024 01:35 PM (xaFKb)
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I took her statement as simply repeating what command decisions were made at the site.

I wouldn't take them as her direct decisions. That would be weird.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2024 01:36 PM (krQz2)

272 This was supposed to work. But their perfidy is only exceeded by their incompetence.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2024 01:20 PM (4LfIe)

Trump only survived because he moved his head, he only moved his head because he was speaking to a crowd using
AV aids. Ree Harvey Retard had three good shots, and missed two by the thickness of a checkbook. the last five were hope and spray.
If you are looking for an act of intervention by God, you might review this one; it is either that or Trump has so much luck we should rub his tummy and go buy Lotto tickets

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2024 01:36 PM (D7oie)

273 So 2 local cops are engaging a guy on a roof with a rifle and the Secret Service is doing, what, exactly?
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 17, 2024 01:36 PM (i7Q7S)

Mandatory paid ten-minute breaks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 01:37 PM (vtRd1)

274 What I've found interesting is that this kid apparently has no internet footprint at all... FBI says that they can't find anything

But......

The whole Iranian plot to assassinate Trump? Well, they know he had nothing to do with that....

How exactly is that supposed to work?

Also, sidenote.. for a shot less than 150 yards, this kid was fooling around with a range finder? He had no clue what he was doing.

....Deleting long diatribe about caliber zero, point of aim and point of impact.... nevermind.

Posted by: ghbucky at July 17, 2024 01:37 PM (/xDbx)

275 You two are going to milk this for all it's worth, aren't you?
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!

What's your beef?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 01:27 PM (v6JzV)
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I will not be cowed.
Posted by: Axeman

That's udderly rediculous.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 01:37 PM (f5vQ9)

276 'My Son Beau Died for this Country.'
'You didn't.'
Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2024 01:35 PM (9tRAK)
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Ah. Well, neither did Beau. More authentic Biden gibberish.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2024 01:37 PM (bS+DD)

277 My first thought when I saw the cow was "they really DID have Secret Service up on that roof!"

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 01:37 PM (QlxXp)

278 Has nobody noticed yet that the roof the assassin was on had the same slope that the secret service counter snipers were stationed on? How is one roof safe and the other isn't? Why has nobody said anything about this?
Posted by: Tom at July 17, 2024 01:36 PM (2kUU5)
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Actually, I'd say that the countersniper was on a steeper slope.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2024 01:37 PM (krQz2)

279 Also, we need our rangefinder back.

Posted by: The CIA at July 17, 2024 01:37 PM (vtRd1)

280
Hey, we did take make sure the assassin will never talk. We should get credit for that.

Posted by: Director Cheet-oh at July 17, 2024 01:27 PM

good, 'cause I'm not around to clean up your messes

Posted by: Zombie Jack Ruby at July 17, 2024 01:37 PM (bEb2S)

281 What bull slipped the cow a roofie?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 17, 2024 01:38 PM (JLq/1)

282 I wonder how that cow got on the roof. Think someone was strong enough to chuck her up there?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 17, 2024 01:38 PM (wzAuc)

283 Filed under: "Hans, are we the baddies?"

Jake Hanrahan
@Jake_Hanrahan·1h
Azov fighter goes to Auschwitz wearing a Hitler quote t-shirt. Disgusting.
Quote
Moss Robeson 🇵🇸
@mossrobeson__·9h
Decorated fighter of Ukraine's "elite" 3rd Assault Brigade visits Auschwitz, June 2024 x.com/mossrobeson__/status/1813371436125257841/photo/1
Jake Hanrahan
@Jake_Hanrahan·1h
For those who would prefer I just pretend the Nazi issues aren’t a problem, nah. Some of you should be ashamed of yourselves. I believe in Ukraine’s fight against Russian imperialism, but I’ll not gloss over extreme fascist militancy sorry.
Quote
Jake Hanrahan
@Jake_Hanrahan·1h
Replying to @JoshuaBailey184
It’s not “Ukrainians” it’s just a relatively small but militant and loud amount of fascists in the military. It’s not surprising a huge country in Eastern Europe has this, I just don’t understand journalists who’re trying to hide it. Nazis are Nazis whatever side they’re on.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 17, 2024 01:38 PM (9aVck)

284 >>So 2 local cops are engaging a guy on a roof with a rifle and the Secret Service is doing, what, exactly?

Taking Selfies and Posting them on Insta.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2024 01:38 PM (9tRAK)

285 243 They probably lost track of the guy with the rangefinder because he didn't seem weird.
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 01:34 PM (QlxXp)

Who among us has NOT gone to a campaign rally with a rangefinder, a rifle, 50 rounds, a backpack and a ladder?

It's not like he was trying to sneak in outside food or drink. Geeze.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 17, 2024 01:38 PM (/K0UU)

286 But, these days, it's ~~diversity~~ who brought that coke in and for who that matters.

FIFY

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2024 01:38 PM (D7oie)

287 Have you seen this visualization of how close we came to losing PDJT?

https://x.com/lukewearechange/status/1813309919694672273

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 01:38 PM (s3qiR)

288 Did the US leave all its drones in Afghanistan? Assuming a helicopter would be too expensive, conspicuous, and noisy (don't want to frighten off potential assassins) why didn't someone at least have a drone observing the area?

Posted by: timactual at July 17, 2024 01:35 PM (krsvl)

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All the Secret Cervix drones are deployed monitoring F. Joe's hair plugs erosion, Hunter's cocaine distribution network, and Dr. Jill's midnight trysts with Alex Soros.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 17, 2024 01:38 PM (1sU+A)

289 As long as the female USSS agents DO NOT wear pencil skirts. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 17, 2024 01:23 PM (Nt9p1)

Female SS agents are henceforth required to wear the Star Trek the Original series uniforms. Because if you can't be useful, you can at least be decorative.

(though I'll point out that Uhura, Rand, and Chapel were all extremely useful AND stunning.)

Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2024 01:38 PM (Eng1Z)

290 "I can't figure out what Biden even means with that Bronze Star comment."

========

Neither can he!

He was essentially saying, my sacrifice of Beau (who didn't die in Iraq) was greater than yours to earn the Bronze Star.

He said this because Rep. Crow asked him about slipping public confidence in his leadership as commander-in-chief.

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 17, 2024 01:38 PM (i7Q7S)

291 I'm going to ruminate on these cow theories.

Posted by: logprof at July 17, 2024 01:38 PM (60Z6G)

292 Those fucking retards also fail 90+% of their spot checks for letting knives, weapons, etc. through the checkpoints.

Top men.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 17, 2024 01:33 PM (qZEuM)

=====

Husband used to volunteer to try to sneak things past TSA for those spot checks. Yeah...they're not good at their jobs.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 17, 2024 01:38 PM (DRSnL)

293 So the parents are a psychiatrist and a social worker and one of those (dad?) legally bought the weapon. I find that unusual…. I don’t see the psychiatrist demographic as being big on buying guns….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 17, 2024 01:39 PM (IPVPZ)

294 A 20 year old that thinks he's about to die a hero in his mind may dress in something that means something to him. But I can't find the shirt on-line.
Posted by: Boswell at July 17, 2024 01:23 PM (K+UlC)

I heard it was a rifle club he belonged to but I can't find that again.

Posted by: RUReadingthis at July 17, 2024 01:39 PM (aQ25I)

295 You two are going to milk this for all it's worth, aren't you?
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 17, 2024 01:26 PM

Given this is the most important election of our lives, the steaks are high.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2024 01:39 PM (G1CBF)

296 Why didn't the SS do more?
Occam's Razor. So you either believe the Biden admin under-funded SS protection for Trump and sent less-than-their best Paul Blart types and kept f**king up on so many fronts...

Or you believe ROE were set up for failure on purpose.

At least Jill had plenty of protection, even though there was no indication the Iranians wanted to blow her brains out.

"Oc-cum's razor? Let me make a Venn Diagram!"--Kumala Harris

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 01:39 PM (ynpvh)

297 Love DC Draino and the cow video. Makes a real, clear point.

Posted by: Cheri at July 17, 2024 01:39 PM (oiNtH)

298 Well I be done seen 'bout everything, when I see a ruminant fly.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 17, 2024 01:39 PM (wzAuc)

299 The USSS was incident commander of the event. Any communications had to go to 'command' which was the USSS. Local LE warned and USSS did not do their job whether by gross negligence or something more sinister. There is no other way for Cheatle or her boss to spin this.
Posted by: Cheri at July 17, 2024 01:34 PM (oiNtH)

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At the very least they should've surrounded Trump or removed him from the stage due to an unknown threat. Hell I've seen them surround Trump from just a guy near the front row of a rally yelling shit at him.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 17, 2024 01:40 PM (dcuDp)

300 Holy shit.
New animation at GP shows what the shooter saw as he aimed.

He had the whole side of Trump's head square , dead center when he pulled the trigger.

He shouldn't have missed.

This was a bigger miracle than we can imagine.
It's not just that Trump had to turn his head-- he still is dead if that's all-- it's also the lean and tilt.
Basically the only possible normal move of his head that misses the bullet.

There should be no less than prison time for the head of the SS.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2024 01:40 PM (Q38Kd)

301 295 You two are going to milk this for all it's worth, aren't you?
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 17, 2024 01:26 PM

Given this is the most important election of our lives, the steaks are high.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2024 01:39 PM (G1CBF)

Mmm. Steaks. But I don't want me beef high.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 01:40 PM (ynpvh)

302 Clearly those early reports of the shooter being sighted went in one ear and out the udder.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2024 01:40 PM (G1CBF)

303 293 So the parents are a psychiatrist and a social worker and one of those (dad?) legally bought the weapon. I find that unusual…. I don’t see the psychiatrist demographic as being big on buying guns….

yeah no. but his "daughter" asked for it so...

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 01:40 PM (s3qiR)

304 TSA has caught:
0 terrorists
0 bombers
0 hijackers

In 20+ years.

Those fucking retards also fail 90+% of their spot checks for letting knives, weapons, etc. through the checkpoints.

Top men.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 17, 2024 01:33 PM (qZEuM)
_______

I like cigars. I used to travel with a nice metal cigar case. It was actually two metal tubes with caps on them. There was a leather sheath-like thing to hold them in.

I go through TSA security with it. They spot it on the x-ray thing. They show me the x-ray pic and ask me about it. I swear it looked so much like a bomb -- two tubes with caps joined together side-by-side -- that I was embarrassed I didn't consider that sooner.

I said, "oh I'm so sorry, I wasn't thinking. It's a cigar case."

TSA's response?? NOTHING. They just shrugged and let it pass. They didn't open the bag to inspect it. They didn't do anything. And trust me, that thing looked every inch a bomb.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 17, 2024 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

305 I am a native Beavercountian.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

"One. . . Two . . . Threeeee . . . . Ah, ah, ahhhhh"

Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2024 01:40 PM (WXNFJ)

306 Was anyone else getting errors refreshing the thread? For a moment I was like, dang, SS must be ticked at us and took AOS or mu.nu out!

Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2024 01:40 PM (Eng1Z)

307 But we couldn't put a cow on the moon.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2024 01:22 PM (63Dwl)

That's because they jump over the damned thing, every time

--- NASA Administration

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2024 01:40 PM (D7oie)

308 We get it, you've all seen O Brother, Where Art Thou? Sheesh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 17, 2024 01:40 PM (DRSnL)

309 282 I wonder how that cow got on the roof. Think someone was strong enough to chuck her up there?
---

Ladder

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 01:41 PM (/7KEl)

310 If you see something, shoot something.

I love you, ace

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2024 01:41 PM (VCFK5)

311 DEI is the reason it failed.

Posted by: JTinKC at July 17, 2024 01:41 PM (6GoNr)

312 I remember the Secret Service being tougher.
Posted by: Archer

James West and Artemus Gordon
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Clint Eastwood

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 01:41 PM (f5vQ9)

313 You two are going to milk this for all it's worth, aren't you?
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 17, 2024 01:26 PM

Given this is the most important election of our lives, the steaks are high.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2024 01:39 PM (G1CBF)

Stop already with the ribbing. This is serious.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 01:41 PM (vtRd1)

314 You two are going to milk this for all it's worth, aren't you?
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 17, 2024 01:26 PM

That's udderly ridiculous!

Posted by: Cheri at July 17, 2024 01:41 PM (oiNtH)

315 The gun range owner/workers have to be interviewed at this point if they haven't - he obviously bought merch there or found out about it and bought it, and practiced...if I were recruiting a patsy for this, I'd probably check out the local range shops or gun clubs first and see what possible whack-a-doodles are there that can be groomed to do a job...

Posted by: Boswell at July 17, 2024 01:41 PM (K+UlC)

316 >>This was a bigger miracle than we can imagine.

La Mano.

Posted by: Diego Maradona at July 17, 2024 01:41 PM (9tRAK)

317 I'm going to laugh is Xi is out of the picture within a week of the failed hit on Trump.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at July 17, 2024 01:10 PM (OUMaO)

Trump should fly to his bedside and let him know that Xi's wife is carrying Trump's child.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2024 01:41 PM (z/ifB)

318 Has anyone considered that the shooter wasn't recognized earlier as a threat because he was wearing cowmooflauge?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2024 01:42 PM (G1CBF)

319
He had the whole side of Trump's head square , dead center when he pulled the trigger.

He shouldn't have missed.

This was a bigger miracle than we can imagine.
It's not just that Trump had to turn his head-- he still is dead if that's all-- it's also the lean and tilt.
Basically the only possible normal move of his head that misses the bullet.

There should be no less than prison time for the head of the SS.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2024 01:40 PM (Q38Kd)

No one knows where he was aiming. He may have been trying to shoot center mass and didn't have a zero'd scope.

Posted by: ghbucky at July 17, 2024 01:42 PM (/xDbx)

320 >>I don't trust a Secret Service where half the agents look like Rosie O'Donnell.

Rosie giggled and said 'Sure, what the hell?' She downed a shot of rum.

'Wow', I thought, 'Girl can drink!'

I playfully moved towards her. Tickling her rolls of flesh through her sweatsuit. She broke out laughing. I moved her towards the couch.

Rosie collapsed on the couch laughing. I moved closer, and proceeded to rremove her sweatshirt. Rolls of luxurious flesh were unleashed.

For more of my Rosie O'Donnel erotica, message me.

Posted by: Stateless at July 17, 2024 01:42 PM (jvJvP)

321 300 This was a bigger miracle than we can imagine.
It's not just that Trump had to turn his head-- he still is dead if that's all-- it's also the lean and tilt.
Basically the only possible normal move of his head that misses the bullet.

There should be no less than prison time for the head of the SS.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2024 01:40 PM (Q38Kd)

=======

When you strike at the king, you do not miss.

They missed.

They're going to regret it, I think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 17, 2024 01:42 PM (GBKbO)

322 This conspiracy theory didn't take as long as most fed gov conspiracy theories to be proved true.

Posted by: Joedolph Biden at July 17, 2024 01:42 PM (17s+e)

323 302 Clearly those early reports of the shooter being sighted went in one ear and out the udder.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17

Amoosing.

Posted by: Piper at July 17, 2024 01:42 PM (p4NUW)

324 Secret Service Director: “the roof slope was unsafe”

An actual cow:

--

has anyone pointed out that it's probably an unusually agile female cow?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 01:42 PM (/CRIM)

325 319 No one knows where he was aiming. He may have been trying to shoot center mass and didn't have a zero'd scope.
Posted by: ghbucky at July 17, 2024 01:42 PM (/xDbx)

=======

I don't think it's about aim, but extrapolating from the path of the bullet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 17, 2024 01:42 PM (GBKbO)

326 Husband used to volunteer to try to sneak things past TSA for those spot checks. Yeah...they're not good at their jobs.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 17, 2024 01:38 PM (DRSnL)

But we did get his nail clippers!

Posted by: TSA at July 17, 2024 01:42 PM (K861k)

327 I wonder how that cow got on the roof. Think someone was strong enough to chuck her up there?

She hoofed it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 17, 2024 01:42 PM (dZVON)

328 A 20 year old that thinks he's about to die a hero in his mind may dress in something that means something to him. But I can't find the shirt on-line.
Posted by: Boswell at July 17, 2024 01:23 PM (K+UlC)

It is from Demolition Ranch. It is a Yuotueb channel

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2024 01:43 PM (D7oie)

329 313 You two are going to milk this for all it's worth, aren't you?
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 17, 2024 01:26 PM

Given this is the most important election of our lives, the steaks are high.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2024 01:39 PM (G1CBF)

Stop already with the ribbing. This is serious.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 01:41 PM (vtRd1)

Might explain the marbled expression.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 01:43 PM (ynpvh)

330 They snapped a picture instead of snapping off a shot from their guns.

If you see something, shoot something.
====================
Maybe the SS should hire Lon Horiuchi; he likes to shoot people.

Every day that goes by makes this "protection effort" look more and more malevolent, on the part of the Secret Service.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 17, 2024 01:43 PM (UnrFW)

331 Potatohead has got to fire this woman. This story is not dying.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 01:43 PM (vtRd1)

332 Christians have told Trump for YEARS they believe he was put in that place by God, and they felt that he was fighting for them.

If he didn't accept Christ before Saturday, I presume he has reviewed things.

There is a thing in changing people's minds called "priming". Basically you hear a particular message, usually with imagery, that is impossible to unsee when you encounter whatever you are being primed for.

Like when that fake airplane woman said Trump was all over her "like an Octopus" on a flight in the 70's (that didn't have the retractable armrests she clearly described) and women were supposed to see that every time they saw Trump after that.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 01:43 PM (QlxXp)

333 >We get it, you've all seen O Brother, Where Art Thou? Sheesh.

Posted by: Jordan61
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I flatter myself that such is the case.

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 01:43 PM (/7KEl)

334
What bull slipped the cow a roofie?
Posted by: Northernlurker

Bull Cowsby

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2024 01:43 PM (63Dwl)

335 So the parents are a psychiatrist and a social worker and one of those (dad?) legally bought the weapon. I find that unusual…. I don’t see the psychiatrist demographic as being big on buying guns….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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librarians aren't either, yet here I am!

In a previous job, I had 2 shooting buddies among my colleagues and at least 2 others I could talk with about gubs, but I never got an opportunity to go to the range with them.

We are definitely the outliers though.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 17, 2024 01:44 PM (iZbyp)

336 Supposedly she worked the detail that looked after VP Joe. If the rumor are true Joe liked to wander around nude in front of female agents, then, she probably leveraged that knowledge into her current position.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 17, 2024 01:24 PM (tT6L1)

I would like to know if she was the shift supervisor that kept assigning the female agents to watch Joe swim, because someone did

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2024 01:44 PM (D7oie)

337 You two are going to milk this for all it's worth, aren't you?
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 17, 2024 01:26 PM

Given this is the most important election of our lives, the steaks are high.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2024 01:39 PM (G1CBF)

Stop already with the ribbing. This is serious.

Ok now I have a bone to pick with all of you...And yes I'm going to stew over it

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2024 01:44 PM (oZhjI)

338 The gun range owner/workers have to be interviewed at this point if they haven't - he obviously bought merch there or found out about it and bought it, and practiced...if I were recruiting a patsy for this, I'd probably check out the local range shops or gun clubs first and see what possible whack-a-doodles are there that can be groomed to do a job...
Posted by: Boswell at July 17, 2024 01:41 PM (K+UlC)

His parents lived on Milford Dr. Half mile up the road (Rt. 8

is Allegheny Armory. Dollars to donuts.....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 17, 2024 01:44 PM (qZEuM)

339 320 Posted by: Stateless at July 17, 2024 01:42 PM (jvJvP)

For all the hottest Whoopi Goldberg and Orpah Winfrey erotica contact I69@DuhHorde

Posted by: sven at July 17, 2024 01:44 PM (X0I7i)

340 For more of my Rosie O'Donnel erotica, message me.
Posted by: Stateless at July 17, 2024 01:42 PM (jvJvP)

How thoughtful.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2024 01:44 PM (pohLc)

341 The US federal government is, bar none, the most corrupt organization in the Western world - including even the IOC and the NBA.

But people always keep insisting their malicious acts are some kind of accident over and over again, in the face of so very much evidence to the contrary...

I attribute this to be a basic human desire to feel they can't be rooked like this. That it must be accidental, because we're not a bunch of stupid marks... are we?!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2024 01:44 PM (4LfIe)

342 Potatohead has got to fire this woman. This story is not dying.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 01:43 PM (vtRd1

No chance. It will invite questions and an "independent investigation" if fault is implied. Somehow I'm thinking "they" don't want that.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 01:44 PM (QlxXp)

343 >>> New animation at GP shows what the shooter saw as he aimed.

Ooooh, link? Gateway Pundit?

Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2024 01:44 PM (Eng1Z)

344 Trump only survived because he moved his head, he only moved his head because he was speaking to a crowd using
AV aids. Ree Harvey Retard had three good shots, and missed two by the thickness of a checkbook. the last five were hope and spray.
If you are looking for an act of intervention by God, you might review this one; it is either that or Trump has so much luck we should rub his tummy and go buy Lotto tickets

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2024 01:36 PM (D7oie)

Either way, he stopped an archduke Ferdinand moment. I think things would be very different right now.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 17, 2024 01:44 PM (VwHCD)

345 This was a bigger miracle than we can imagine.
It's not just that Trump had to turn his head-- he still is dead if that's all-- it's also the lean and tilt.
Basically the only possible normal move of his head that misses the bullet.

There should be no less than prison time for the head of the SS.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2024 01:40 PM (Q38Kd)

...

I think it's assuming a bit much that the shooter had a perfect target picture.

Do we even know if the first bullet was the one that hit Trump's ear?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2024 01:44 PM (z/ifB)

346 320 >>I don't trust a Secret Service where half the agents look like Rosie O'Donnell.

Rosie giggled and said 'Sure, what the hell?' She downed a shot of rum.

'Wow', I thought, 'Girl can drink!'

I playfully moved towards her. Tickling her rolls of flesh through her sweatsuit. She broke out laughing. I moved her towards the couch.

Rosie collapsed on the couch laughing. I moved closer, and proceeded to rremove her sweatshirt. Rolls of luxurious flesh were unleashed.

For more of my Rosie O'Donnel erotica, message me.

Posted by: Stateless at July 17, 2024 01:42 PM (jvJvP)

Tsunami erotica...lots of rolling waves there.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 01:45 PM (ynpvh)

347 Sure, but where is the signed assassin contract?

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 17, 2024 01:45 PM (Z8Yh2)

348 Marvel does it again.

The Israeli superhero Sabra has had her origins changed for the upcoming Captain America movie.

For the movie Sabra is now a former Russian spy.

Disney Delenda Est.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 01:45 PM (ZBHce)

349 Vicky Nuland has got to be one of the most evil bitches to ever walk the earth. She must have a body count in the 10s of millions.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2024 01:45 PM (evvc2)

350 I think a genuine miscalculation from the government is that 20 years of GWOT produced scores of security and sniper experts who mostly support Trump and can spot all the shortcomings in this OP in detail.

Posted by: Crazy at July 17, 2024 01:45 PM (68GJ2)

351 So many questions...
1. Who was the commander of field operations that day? Whatever advance planning was done by whomever, why wouldn't the first, obvious question by that person be: How are we securing that obvious overwatch over there?

2. What are the SS protocols for when you evacuate the protectee? And why weren't they invoked the moment there was a suspected shooter/man with rifle on the unsecured roof?

3. What is on the presumably recorded calls from LE reporting the man on room (and to whom made? and when made?). Exactly how/when was this info communicated to SS? What was the response?

Posted by: Zek at July 17, 2024 01:45 PM (5FPX4)

352 DEI is the reason it failed.
Posted by: JTinKC

DEI, in and of itself isn't the reason it failed.

Promoting unqualified people just to tick off boxes is.

SMH, AtC & Ben Had would be kick-ass with the USSS.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 01:45 PM (f5vQ9)

353 I would like to know if she was the shift supervisor that kept assigning the female agents to watch Joe swim, because someone did

exactly like I said before - she was either fluffer or madam

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 01:45 PM (s3qiR)

354 348 Marvel does it again.

The Israeli superhero Sabra has had her origins changed for the upcoming Captain America movie.

For the movie Sabra is now a former Russian spy.

Disney Delenda Est.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 01:45 PM (ZBHce)

========

And there I was thinking the trailer looked halfway decent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 17, 2024 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

355 Cheatle is so stunningly incompetent it's shocking.

Not smart enough to say, "I will not comment until I have all the facts."

Instead, she keeps trying out different stories almost like she's trying to find the magic combination which will excuse what happened.

It's obvious Cheatle is a typical leftwing government hack who knows she can excuse her way out of her incompetence.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 17, 2024 01:45 PM (tT6L1)

356 338 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 17, 2024 01:44 PM (qZEuM)

Kid was in a black rock ad, had two dotrinaire moonbat parents, was dimed out by a classmate in an interview as hating trump and the US media is still deperately clinging to "BUT HE WAS A REGISTERED REPUBLICAN!"

Posted by: sven at July 17, 2024 01:45 PM (X0I7i)

357 You two are going to milk this for all it's worth, aren't you?
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 17, 2024 01:26 PM

Given this is the most important election of our lives, the steaks are high.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2024 01:39 PM (G1CBF)

Stop already with the ribbing. This is serious.

Ok now I have a bone to pick with all of you...And yes I'm going to stew over it
Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2024 01:44 PM (oZhjI)

You guys can keep making these awful puns but if it were me, I wouldn't brisket.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 01:45 PM (vtRd1)

358 294 A 20 year old that thinks he's about to die a hero in his mind may dress in something that means something to him. But I can't find the shirt on-line.
Posted by: Boswell at July 17, 2024 01:23 PM (K+UlC)

I heard it was a rifle club he belonged to but I can't find that again.
Posted by: RUReadingthis at July 17, 2024 01:39 PM (aQ25I)
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Would-be Trump assassin tried to join high school shooting club, was rejected for being ‘comically bad’ shot
https://tinyurl.com/2te5hca6

Pennsylvania gun club where would-be Trump assassin was member visited by FBI
https://tinyurl.com/ybumu6uf

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 17, 2024 01:46 PM (9aVck)

359 Again, the pitch of the roof was at most a 3/12 pitch and it really looks like it's 2/12 or 1/12, which means it's essentially a flat roof
-----

I'd say 1:12,
Definitely not 2:12.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 17, 2024 01:46 PM (6TUIG)

360 350 I think a genuine miscalculation from the government is that 20 years of GWOT produced scores of security and sniper experts who mostly support Trump and can spot all the shortcomings in this OP in detail.
Posted by: Crazy at July 17, 2024 01:45 PM (68GJ2)

======

Does it matter if he's dead? Then we go back to 2003, but with more trannies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 17, 2024 01:46 PM (GBKbO)

361 You have to love how upon seeing the range finder they just waved him through

At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't there earlier in the day walking off the distance with a measuring wheel.

Posted by: Chuck C at July 17, 2024 01:46 PM (yOPBE)

362 They should assign every TSA agent to the SS, and every SS agent to TSA. Although hilarity should ensue, sadly I don't think there would be any discernable differences in outcome or performance.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at July 17, 2024 01:46 PM (cCxiu)

363
Rosie collapsed on the couch laughing. I moved closer, and proceeded to rremove her sweatshirt. Rolls of luxurious flesh were unleashed.

For more of my Rosie O'Donnel erotica, message me.
Posted by: Stateless at July 17, 2024 01:42 PM (jvJvP)

You stole this from Stacy Abrams's next book, didn't you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

364 348 Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 01:45 PM (ZBHce)

At least they did not make her a Pali like they did Ms Marvel.

Posted by: sven at July 17, 2024 01:46 PM (X0I7i)

365 18
It could have been utterly disastrous!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2024 01:09 PM (WXNFJ)
----
You did mean udderly disastrous right?

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #11 at July 17, 2024 01:46 PM (qfLjt)

366 So 2 local cops are engaging a guy on a roof with a rifle and the Secret Service is doing, what, exactly?
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 17, 2024 01:36 PM (i7Q7S)

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The snipers were all trained on Crook but they have a "let the assassin shoot first" rule. Same with the protective detail.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 17, 2024 01:46 PM (dcuDp)

367 But people always keep insisting their malicious acts are some kind of accident over and over again, in the face of so very much evidence to the contrary...

you may be right on the why, but I think it's also normalcy bias

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 01:47 PM (s3qiR)

368 We've gone from a Secret Service that lived in fear of "they only have to get lucky once" to "oh well, things happened."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2024 01:47 PM (Q38Kd)

369 Let's check in with Police State Mike.

Mike Johnson — I’m not sure if Merrick Garland should be impeached.

Posted by: I've got bad news for you at July 17, 2024 01:47 PM (bILdU)

370 I flatter myself that such is the case.
Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 01:43 PM (/7KEl)

=====

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 17, 2024 01:47 PM (DRSnL)

371
"I felt seen, but not herd."
-- The Shooter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2024 01:47 PM (G1CBF)

372 Ace,
Get your eyes checked out. For real.
Please.

Posted by: the opthalmologist's daughter at July 17, 2024 01:47 PM (4lnL8)

373 Joe earns his place in history as prince of fucktards.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2024 01:47 PM (pohLc)

374 ...2. This was an inside job by the FBI or similar agency to intentionally murder Trump...

Anybody seen Peter Strzok lately...?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 17, 2024 01:47 PM (cuTPK)

375 Holy shit.
New animation at GP shows what the shooter saw as he aimed.

He had the whole side of Trump's head square , dead center when he pulled the trigger.

He shouldn't have missed.

This was a bigger miracle than we can imagine.
It's not just that Trump had to turn his head-- he still is dead if that's all-- it's also the lean and tilt.
Basically the only possible normal move of his head that misses the bullet.

There should be no less than prison time for the head of the SS.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2024 01:40 PM (Q38Kd)

It's been a while since I fired an AR at 100y and 200y, but I do recall that iron sights at 150y are pretty iffy for a head-sized (and I'm pretty sure he was going for a head shot) target. I think the shooter was a pretty damn good shot shooting prone with or without a rifle rest, no shooting jacket, no pad. Did he have a sling on the rifle? No confirmation I'm aware of that he had a scope. Wouldn't be surprised if he did.

Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2024 01:47 PM (rj6Yv)

376 And a legend is born - Ugandan children recreate the assassination attempt on PDJT
https://tinyurl.com/ew7w7bfv
Posted by: Candidus at July 17, 2024 01:26 PM (dfcuM)

dammit, why did no one make ME a play sub-gun when I was five years old?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2024 01:47 PM (D7oie)

377 Potatohead has got to fire this woman. This story is not dying.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 01:43 PM (vtRd1)
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I don't know. At this point it would be fun to watch her squirm until the day after the election when Trump wins, at which point she would immediately resign.

Or, if she really is delusional, she would hang on and then Trump would have the pleasure of calling her into his office and grilling her, then firing her.

I think I'm just mean enough to want that to happen.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2024 01:48 PM (bS+DD)

378 Have you seen this visualization of how close we came to losing PDJT?

Let's not be too hasty...it might have just caused some brain damage, which as we've seen, doesn't preclude service at the highest levels of government!!

Posted by: John Fetterman, Joe Biden, Glitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, etc at July 17, 2024 01:48 PM (JCZqz)

379 The US media is just a bunch of asshats talking about it and regurgitating government statements.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 17, 2024 01:22 PM (aC2Oe)

The important thing is that the shooter failed in their objective because they were weak. You're not weak, are you? If you knew that Trump was having a rally just 15 miles from you in 5 days and that the rooftop of the building with the red roof overlooking the stage would be totally open, with elevator access and a cooler with ice water, you wouldn't be weak, would you. If you were told that the USSS password on that day was turnip, surely you'd be a hero and rid the world of Orange Worse Than Hitler Guy, right? -- US media

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 17, 2024 01:48 PM (IUd0M)

380 Not only that but a non lethal ear shot itself is one in a million too. It didn't only "miss", it created an iconic moment that wouldn't have been the same if it was just a guy picking off Trumpers at a rally.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 01:48 PM (QlxXp)

381 >>But people always keep insisting their malicious acts are some kind of accident over and over again, in the face of so very much evidence to the contrary...

It’s tough to watch a high-trust society shed all trust, particularly when the elites of society are most responsible for destroying the trust.

Posted by: electronic means at July 17, 2024 01:48 PM (rjJqk)

382
also those Ugandan five year olds hustled their principle off the stage faster than the USSS B-team

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2024 01:48 PM (D7oie)

383 366 So 2 local cops are engaging a guy on a roof with a rifle and the Secret Service is doing, what, exactly?
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 17, 2024 01:36 PM (i7Q7S)

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The snipers were all trained on Crook but they have a "let the assassin shoot first" rule. Same with the protective detail.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 17, 2024 01:46 PM (dcuDp)

I bet the same rules doesn't apply to Jill or Sniffy or Bama or Schumer or Wise Latina or...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 01:48 PM (ynpvh)

384 Based on the facts we know, it sounds like a girlfriend conspiracy between jill and the DIE SS head.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 17, 2024 01:49 PM (Pp4Bk)

385 I don't have the stomachs for any more cow puns.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 17, 2024 01:49 PM (wzAuc)

386 Kid was in a black rock ad, had two dotrinaire moonbat parents, was dimed out by a classmate in an interview as hating trump and the US media is still deperately clinging to "BUT HE WAS A REGISTERED REPUBLICAN!"
Posted by: sven

All fucking lies. My wife worked on the kid's teeth over the years. The hygienists drew straws for his appointment (to avoid). Parents were weirdos. She was in shock but not surprised.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 17, 2024 01:49 PM (qZEuM)

387 For the movie Sabra is now a former Russian spy.

But she’s still named Sabra????

Unrelated, I almost bought her hummus this morning while shopping.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 17, 2024 01:49 PM (EXyHK)

388 At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't there earlier in the day walking off the distance with a measuring wheel.
Posted by: Chuck C at July 17, 2024 01:46 PM (yOPBE)

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He asked one of the SS detail to stand at the podium and hold the end of some string as he walked it off to the AGR building.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 17, 2024 01:49 PM (dcuDp)

389 Again, the pitch of the roof was at most a 3/12 pitch and it really looks like it's 2/12 or 1/12, which means it's essentially a flat roof
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I'd say 1:12,
Definitely not 2:12.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Can somebody please explain these pitch numbers to me?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 01:49 PM (v6JzV)

390
Joey has never fired anybody. All his picks were home runs.

If this looser shooter was trans it explains a lot.

Posted by: Auspex at July 17, 2024 01:49 PM (j4U/Z)

391 You have to love how upon seeing the range finder they just waved him through

At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't there earlier in the day walking off the distance with a measuring wheel.
Posted by: Chuck C at July 17, 2024 01:46 PM (yOPBE)

You would think that the orange chalk marks between the podium and the roof would have clued somebody in.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 01:49 PM (vtRd1)

392 339 320 Posted by: Stateless at July 17, 2024 01:42 PM (jvJvP)

For all the hottest Whoopi Goldberg and Orpah Winfrey erotica contact I69@DuhHorde

Posted by: sven at July 17, 2024 01:44 PM (X0I7i)

340 For more of my Rosie O'Donnel erotica, message me.
Posted by: Stateless at July 17, 2024 01:42 PM (jvJvP)

How thoughtful.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2024 01:44 PM (pohLc

In my defense, we were also talking about cows...

Posted by: Stateless at July 17, 2024 01:49 PM (jvJvP)

393 Well, as usual, the fibbies have their eagle eyes on the real issue.

It isn't that someone came within a millimeter of killing the President-to-be! No, why worry about that?!

The real problem, just like with Islamic murders, is that some Reich-winger is going to shoot back.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 17, 2024 01:49 PM (4dFVt)

394 dammit, why did no one make ME a play sub-gun when I was five years old?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2024 01:47 PM (D7oie)

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You're not Ugandan. Duh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 17, 2024 01:49 PM (DRSnL)

395 I am not as surprised that the hand of God intervenes from time to time in the affairs of men, but that He apparently still has enough of an interest in the USA to intervene on our behalf.

Posted by: Zek at July 17, 2024 01:49 PM (5FPX4)

396 372 Ace,
Get your eyes checked out. For real.
Please.
Posted by: the opthalmologist's daughter

Now I have all the evidence I need to get that medical marijuana prescription for glaucoma! Mwa-ha-ha!!!!!

Posted by: Ace's Cunning Plan at July 17, 2024 01:49 PM (JCZqz)

397 Those Ugandan kids are white supremacists. Straight up.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 01:50 PM (QlxXp)

398 DEI incompetence is to be expected. This level? No way. The shooter was an FBI or CIA cutout who was triggered into action. Trump needs his own team of investigators and people need to hang.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 17, 2024 01:50 PM (0U2Uk)

399 The report says shooter had a range finder not a rifle. Which still does not explain why he was not detained at that point. "oops I grabbed this instead of binoculars" shouldn't be a valid excuse, but should result in "well now you get to watch the speech later on youtube cuz you just landed yourself in a cell for xx hours" I don't know if the deep state was actively helping assassin boy but all reports to me indicate that they at a minimum deliberately left huge gaping security holes hoping someone would rid them of DJT.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 17, 2024 01:50 PM (wTs+0)

400 That cow was awesome.

Waygo, cow!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2024 01:50 PM (ufFY8)

401 This was not incompetence, this was a deliberate setup to allow somebody a chance to kill President Trump.

Evidence: people who are incompetent act completely differently when they screw up; they are pretty much dumbfounded and don't know what to say, because they were trying to do the right thing and it fell apart.

People who are deliberately malicious always have a pre-planned story to cover their malfeasance. When holes get poked in their story, the story changes to cover the holes.

That is exactly what is happening with the Secret Service.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 17, 2024 01:50 PM (Da7Vv)

402 Can somebody please explain these pitch numbers to me?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 01:49 PM

1 inch of rise per foot.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2024 01:50 PM (4p0Xq)

403 Does anyone has any information on the parents social media?
If someone tried to assassinate Biden or Kamala we would know everything their parents, grandparents, nephews, cousins, neighbors, dog, cat, hamster, ect. ever posted by now.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 17, 2024 01:50 PM (9aVck)

404 Has anybody else noticed that Murdering Joe has no lips? It is just an ugly gash below his nose, almost like the mouths of the old Clutch Cargo cartoons.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 17, 2024 01:50 PM (JNTt1)

405 All fucking lies. My wife worked on the kid's teeth over the years. The hygienists drew straws for his appointment (to avoid). Parents were weirdos. She was in shock but not surprised.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 17, 2024 01:49 PM (qZEuM)

Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2024 01:50 PM (IyPmt)

406 also those Ugandan five year olds hustled their principle off the stage faster than the USSS B-team
Posted by: Kindltot

You have to cut the Stephen Hawking detail some slack.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 01:50 PM (f5vQ9)

407 am not as surprised that the hand of God intervenes from time to time in the affairs of men, but that He apparently still has enough of an interest in the USA to intervene on our behalf.
Posted by: Zek at July 17, 2024 01:49 PM (5FPX4)

Reagan said it's us or a thousand years of darkness. Which gets more prescient with every passing day.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 01:50 PM (QlxXp)

408 Unrelated, I almost bought her hummus this morning while shopping.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 17, 2024 01:49 PM (EXyHK)

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On purpose, or did somebody sneak it into your cart while you weren't looking?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 17, 2024 01:50 PM (DRSnL)

409 We really need to give the fat agent a break on the holstering thing.
It's hard as shit to holster a gun under that big a roll of fat.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 17, 2024 01:50 PM (4780s)

410 You can't spell statistics without IC tits & ass.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 17, 2024 01:51 PM (KAi1n)

411 I don't have the stomachs for any more cow puns.
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There is nowhere to hide from cow puns at the HQ.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 17, 2024 01:51 PM (iZbyp)

412 308 We get it, you've all seen O Brother, Where Art Thou? Sheesh.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 17, 2024 01:40 PM (DRSnL)

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Cheese it, guys. They're on to us.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 17, 2024 01:51 PM (wzAuc)

413 At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't there earlier in the day walking off the distance with a measuring wheel.
Posted by: Chuck C at July 17, 2024 01:46 PM (yOPBE)
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I bet the Secret Service helped him hang ribbons near the stage, after he explained how helpful those would be to his effort.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 17, 2024 01:51 PM (4dFVt)

414 385 I don't have the stomachs for any more cow puns.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 17, 2024 01:49 PM (wzAuc)

Yeah, after a while it's all tripe.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 01:51 PM (ynpvh)

415 All fucking lies. My wife worked on the kid's teeth over the years. The hygienists drew straws for his appointment (to avoi

d). Parents were weirdos. She was in shock but not surprised.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 17, 2024 01:49 PM (qZEuM)

Seriously ?

Yep.
Posted by: It's me donna

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 17, 2024 01:51 PM (qZEuM)

416 I have no more words for how terrible Disney and Marvel have become.

Ideology has become a straight jacket.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 01:51 PM (ZBHce)

417 Has anybody else noticed that Murdering Joe has no lips? It is just an ugly gash below his nose, almost like the mouths of the old Clutch Cargo cartoons.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 17, 2024 01:50 PM (JNTt1)

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He's definitely a weird-looking guy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 17, 2024 01:52 PM (DRSnL)

418
TALL fat people. Otherwise, they're just weebles.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 01:29 PM (f5vQ9)

You go to war with the weebles you got, not the weebles you want?

I mean, you can't exclude weebles, after all.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2024 01:52 PM (D7oie)

419 Those Ugandan kids are white supremacists. Straight up.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 01:50 PM (QlxXp)

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Trump was "literally Idi Amin" before he was "literally Hitler."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 17, 2024 01:52 PM (YcnDs)

420 Remember, thousands of Capitol police and FBI were in on J6, and not one of them has talked.

I imagine the state and local police were all briefed on the assassination and were given photos of the shooter and told not to mess with him. They all complied willingly.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2024 01:52 PM (evvc2)

421 Yep.
Posted by: It's me donna
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 17, 2024 01:51 PM (qZEuM)

Wow

Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2024 01:52 PM (IyPmt)

422 389 Again, the pitch of the roof was at most a 3/12 pitch and it really looks like it's 2/12 or 1/12, which means it's essentially a flat roof
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I'd say 1:12,
Definitely not 2:12.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Can somebody please explain these pitch numbers to me?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 01:49 PM (v6JzV)

I believe 1/12 pitch is 1" drop for every 12" horizontally.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 01:52 PM (ynpvh)

423 The intelligence community is more concerned with right wing violence because they know which bear they are poking

Posted by: Tom at July 17, 2024 01:53 PM (2kUU5)

424 I mean, you can't exclude weebles, after all.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2024 01:52 PM

They wobble but they sure do get down when the rounds start flying.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2024 01:53 PM (4p0Xq)

425 239 “When someone points a gun at you and you can’t get to your weapon, you tell them a–holes online that they are Superman,” Slupe said. “Like ‘I’ll just pull a gun out and they can shoot at me. I don’t give a s–t.’ Yeah. Mm-hm. Right, right.”

- Butler County Sheriff, Michael Slupe

https://tinyurl.com/3hc2y5ub
(New York Post)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 17, 2024 01:33 PM (6ydKt)

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All law enforcement and emergency services are told "don't be a hero, heroes get killed". All procedures and policies are written with that in mind too.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 17, 2024 01:53 PM (dcuDp)

426 386 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 17, 2024 01:49 PM (qZEuM)

What was so cringe about the young man hygiensists ran like hell?

Oswald had crotch rot or so I have read so I am dying to know.

Posted by: sven at July 17, 2024 01:53 PM (X0I7i)

427 you may be right on the why, but I think it's also normalcy bias
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 01:47 PM (s3qiR)

YES

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 01:53 PM (QlxXp)

428 Has anybody else noticed that Murdering Joe has no lips? It is just an ugly gash below his nose, almost like the mouths of the old Clutch Cargo cartoons.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 17, 2024 01:50 PM (JNTt1)

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Beavis ... or was it Butthead?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 17, 2024 01:53 PM (YcnDs)

429 I don't have the stomachs for any more cow puns.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 17, 2024 01:49 PM

Are you not amoosed by the cowmedy?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2024 01:54 PM (G1CBF)

430 I'd say 1:12,
Definitely not 2:12.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Can somebody please explain these pitch numbers to me?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 01:49 PM (v6JzV)

1" VERTICAL RISE IN 12" HORIZONTAL RUN IS 1:12, ETC.

IT'S NOT REALLY FUNNY BUT HERE WE ARE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 17, 2024 01:54 PM (z/ifB)

431 Schiff calls on Joepedo to drop out.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2024 01:54 PM (4p0Xq)

432 Apropos of "couldn't get up on that roof" is why pullups should never be replaced with "planks" and why PT standards matter.

Posted by: Zek at July 17, 2024 01:54 PM (5FPX4)

433 430 1" VERTICAL RISE IN 12" HORIZONTAL RUN IS 1:12, ETC.

IT'S NOT REALLY FUNNY BUT HERE WE ARE.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 17, 2024 01:54 PM (z/ifB)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 17, 2024 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

434 And Joe, Nuland, KJP and the rest of them all telegraph the plan, because they don't care. You know it was an obvious op? Who fucking cares. Nothing you can do about it. Joe will get 100 million votes because there was no accountability and nothing changed from the obvious steal of 2020.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2024 01:54 PM (evvc2)

435 This is obviously a case that should be assigned to Zombie Ray Charles......or we can just go down and haul Mayorkas out and have his fair and honest jury trial at the foot of the gallows.

Posted by: Voter theater. at July 17, 2024 01:54 PM (FCPbW)

436 All law enforcement and emergency services are told "don't be a hero, heroes get killed". All procedures and policies are written with that in mind too.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 17, 2024 01:53 PM (dcuDp)

THANK YOU!!!

Posted by: Your Pals at the Uvalde P.D. at July 17, 2024 01:54 PM (vtRd1)

437 @359

>>I'd say 1:12, Definitely not 2:12.

Without putting a Swanson Speed Square up against the building, I'd agree with that, I'm just trying to steel man theorize sense into something that is completely senseless.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 17, 2024 01:54 PM (XV/Pl)

438 410 You can't spell statistics without IC tits & ass.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 17, 2024 01:51 PM (KAi1n)

false advertising.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 01:54 PM (ynpvh)

439 Can somebody please explain these pitch numbers to me?

1 foot of rise in elevation compared to 12 feet of roof width would be 1:12. etc.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 17, 2024 01:55 PM (Da7Vv)

440 Trump is going to Comptore funeral on Saturday.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 17, 2024 01:55 PM (zte34)

441 431 Schiff calls on Joepedo to drop out.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2024 01:54 PM (4p0Xq)

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He knows Biden won't drop out. He wants to be near the top of a post-Biden Democrat Party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 17, 2024 01:55 PM (GBKbO)

442 I'd say 1:12,
Definitely not 2:12.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Can somebody please explain these pitch numbers to me?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

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Did you watch the cow video?

It's essentially a flat roof.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 01:55 PM (EufLR)

443 Speaker of the House Mike Johnson shared his concerns on moving forward with an impeachment of Attorney General Merrick Garland.

This is why I truly hate the GOPe.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 17, 2024 01:55 PM (/U5Yz)

444 Consider that Trump wearing his MAGA hat almost certainly saved his life.

Without the brim of the hat in the way, he doesn't have to lean or tilt his head near as far.

Amazing.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2024 01:55 PM (Q38Kd)

445 229 Problem with fat people as SS agents is that they are easily distracted by buffet tables
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Or a hamburger sandwich.

Posted by: J. Wellington Wimpy at July 17, 2024 01:55 PM (V5BDR)

446 We really need to give the fat agent a break on the holstering thing.
It's hard as shit to holster a gun under that big a roll of fat.
Posted by: From about That Time

1873 SSA Peacemaker "Duke" rig.
Puts the pistol handle at the optimum height and angle. No fat rolls to get in way.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 01:55 PM (f5vQ9)

447
Don Cheadle>Kim Cheatle

btw morons, her name is spelled "Cheat."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 17, 2024 01:55 PM (I87yH)

448 On purpose, or did somebody sneak it into your cart while you weren't looking?

On purpose. It’s very good (the garlic one and the red pepper one, anyway), but also very expensive.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 17, 2024 01:55 PM (EXyHK)

449 Yep.
Posted by: It's me donna
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 17, 2024 01:51 PM

Well, some good news, she won't have to work on his teeth anymore.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2024 01:55 PM (4p0Xq)

450
"You will see a cow, on top of a...cotton house."
Posted by: Don Black

Zork has taken a really weird turn.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come Q

That's from "O Brother, Where Art Thou"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 17, 2024 01:55 PM (lpyCJ)

451 We've gone from a Secret Service that lived in fear of "they only have to get lucky once" to "oh well, things happened."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2024 01:47 PM (Q38Kd)

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They envision Trump as the living avatar for "Shit Happens."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 17, 2024 01:55 PM (YcnDs)

452 The report says shooter had a range finder not a rifle. Which still does not explain why he was not detained at that point. "oops I grabbed this instead of binoculars" shouldn't be a valid excuse, but should result in "well now you get to watch the speech later on youtube cuz you just landed yourself in a cell for xx hours" I don't know if the deep state was actively helping assassin boy but all reports to me indicate that they at a minimum deliberately left huge gaping security holes hoping someone would rid them of DJT.
Posted by: PaleRider at July 17, 2024 01:50 PM (wTs+0)

Just catching him with a rangefinder ought to be enough to cancel or at least postpone the rally. He could easily have been a team member.

Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2024 01:56 PM (rj6Yv)

453
Chairman Xi had a stroke?

Would love to see all the Smithers-type minions at the next US-China summit running things.

Posted by: Auspex at July 17, 2024 01:56 PM (j4U/Z)

454 There was another female USSS agent there- she looked much more fit than Agent Pillsbury- she seemed a little confused as to where she should be

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 01:56 PM (/7KEl)

455 There is nowhere to hide from cow puns at the HQ.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 17, 2024 01:51 PM

There's always the cow shed.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2024 01:56 PM (ZANHd)

456 1873 SSA Peacemaker "Duke" rig

She had the "Dyke" rig.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 17, 2024 01:56 PM (ufFY8)

457 In France it's Le Cheat

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 17, 2024 01:56 PM (zte34)

458
Without the brim of the hat in the way, he doesn't have to lean or tilt his head near as far.

Amazing.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2024 01:55 PM

Can they make MAGA hats out of Kevlar? Might not be a bad idea.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2024 01:56 PM (4p0Xq)

459 “When someone points a gun at you and you can’t get to your weapon, you tell them a–holes online that they are Superman,” Slupe said. “Like ‘I’ll just pull a gun out and they can shoot at me. I don’t give a s–t.’ Yeah. Mm-hm. Right, right.”

- Butler County Sheriff, Michael Slupe

https://tinyurl.com/3hc2y5ub

-

Thank you for confirming that law enforcement had opportunity and permission to shoot the tranny.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 01:57 PM (EufLR)

460 All law enforcement and emergency services are told "don't be a hero, heroes get killed". All procedures and policies are written with that in mind too.
Posted by: MAGA_

If you receive the MoH, you will never have to buy a drink at a VFW Hall ever again.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 01:57 PM (f5vQ9)

461 416 I have no more words for how terrible Disney and Marvel have become.

Ideology has become a straight jacket.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2024 01:5

I used to enjoy having Disney shows in the background. No gay shit or blacks screaming racism every 2 seconds.

They had a lot of very funny shows. But now, ughhh.

Don't think we're going to get that 'Darkwing Duck' revival either. Probably best.

Posted by: Stateless at July 17, 2024 01:57 PM (jvJvP)

462 why couldn't lil Mikey J speak extemporaneously when the prompter failed yesterday?

is he slow or something?

I mean I know he's painfully dull

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 01:57 PM (s3qiR)

463 Making cow puns is as easy as pie.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 01:57 PM (QlxXp)

464 It is just an ugly gash below his nose, almost like the mouths of the old Clutch Cargo cartoons.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 17, 2024 01:50 PM (JNTt1)
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Beavis ... or was it Butthead?
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024

Butthead: he said "gash"
Beavis: oh yeah, he did! "Gash" I heard it.
Butthead: that's pretty cool
Beavis: boyoyoing!!

Posted by: Beavis and Butthead at July 17, 2024 01:57 PM (JCZqz)

465 So 2 local cops are engaging a guy on a roof with a rifle and the Secret Service is doing, what, exactly?

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 17, 2024 01:36 PM (i7Q7S)

They were *reads official log* "jacking off because they were bored".

Posted by: naturalfake at July 17, 2024 01:58 PM (eDfFs)

466 Can they make MAGA hats out of Kevlar? Might not be a bad idea.

Id buy that!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 01:58 PM (s3qiR)

467 There's always the cow shed.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2024 01:56 PM (ZANHd)

Don't be a coward.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2024 01:58 PM (ufFY8)

468 Can they make MAGA hats out of Kevlar? Might not be a bad idea.
Posted by: Minnfidel

They can make suits out of it.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 01:58 PM (f5vQ9)

469 We get it, you've all seen O Brother, Where Art Thou? Sheesh.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 17, 2024 01:40 PM (DRSnL)
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I think she's said her piece and counted to three!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 17, 2024 01:58 PM (tT6L1)

470 Cheatle will not be fired. If she is she will start ratting on Joe and his Nekkid' Swimin' with SS wimmin.

Posted by: catman at July 17, 2024 01:58 PM (4HMlb)

471 Joe's starting to crack:

The New York Post:

Biden says ‘medical condition’ could prompt him to drop out ‘if doctors came to me’

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 17, 2024 01:58 PM (uxCna)

472 Can't wait to see the propaganda ministries reaction to Trump at the funeral. My prediction is they lose their shit

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 17, 2024 01:58 PM (zte34)

473 357 You two are going to milk this for all it's worth, aren't you?
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 17, 2024 01:26 PM

Given this is the most important election of our lives, the steaks are high.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2024 01:39 PM (G1CBF)

Stop already with the ribbing. This is serious.

Ok now I have a bone to pick with all of you...And yes I'm going to stew over it
Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2024 01:44 PM (oZhjI)

You guys can keep making these awful puns but if it were me, I wouldn't brisket.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 01:45 PM (vtRd1)
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I smelled puns in the air and hoofed it over even if I don't have any skin in play.

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #12 at July 17, 2024 01:58 PM (qfLjt)

474 "I bet the same rules doesn't apply to Jill or Sniffy or Bama or Schumer or Wise Latina or...
Posted by: jim"

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Last year, the SS opened fire on a guy who was trying to steal an SUV that Biden's granddaughter rides in (it was empty at the time).

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 17, 2024 01:58 PM (i7Q7S)

475 Making cow puns is as easy as pie.
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 01:57 PM

And you guys are milking it for all it's worth. It would behoove you to stop.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2024 01:58 PM (4p0Xq)

476 We really need to give the fat agent a break on the holstering thing.
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You gotta spit on that thang- Hawk Tua!!!

Posted by: The modern girls guide to everything at July 17, 2024 01:59 PM (la6rf)

477 Cheatle will not be fired. If she is she will start ratting on Joe and his Nekkid' Swimin' with SS wimmin.

As well as Hunter Biden's cocaine.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 17, 2024 01:59 PM (uxCna)

478 466 Can they make MAGA hats out of Kevlar? Might not be a bad idea.

Id buy that!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 01:58 PM (s3qiR)

Jane Hat from Firefly, so you have the ear flaps... made of Kevlar.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2024 01:59 PM (xaFKb)

479 Bulg, put a nickel under one end of your ruler.
That's about 1 in 12.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 17, 2024 01:59 PM (4780s)

480 I shall ruminate no more on the cow puns.

Posted by: Zek at July 17, 2024 01:59 PM (5FPX4)

481 I smell a business opportunity Horde. Get some red Kevlar and a sewing machine and let's make some MAGA hats!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2024 02:00 PM (4p0Xq)

482 >>> There is a thing in changing people's minds called "priming". Basically you hear a particular message, usually with imagery, that is impossible to unsee when you encounter whatever you are being primed for.

I'd have to go back and dig in news archives to verify, but supposedly, Trump changed his stance on abortion because of Barron's birth? Melania was allegedly told that her pregnancy was high risk and to abort. She refused, and Barron was born perfectly fine. It caused him to reevaluate things.

I never, ever would have thought that Ana Kasparian would turn to our side for anything. Girl was huffing marijuana backstage the night Trump won to cope. But she got assaulted, I think by a homeless man, and the left was savage to her for reporting it because of the narrative, vs the right reaching out with sympathy and support. And her dad, who became a landlord as part of his retirement plan, was decimated by the terrible NYC policies that hobble landlords to protect tenants. Her evolution has been fascinating to watch.

Reality can either mug you with extraordinary cruelty, or bless you with extraordinary grace. May Trump never forget the grace extended to him.

Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2024 02:00 PM (Eng1Z)

483 Last year, the SS opened fire on a guy who was trying to steal an SUV that Biden's granddaughter rides in (it was empty at the time).

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A week or so ago it was reported that Tray'vonte Floyd was shot in protection of SS property. They were assigned to the wise latina.

SUV > POTUS

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 02:00 PM (EufLR)

484 Love the cow!!

*********

How's the cow?

Sir, she walks, she talks, she's full of chalk and the lacteal fluid excreted from the female of the bovine species is highly prolific to the 10th degree!

Posted by: muldoon at July 17, 2024 02:00 PM (uCfKO)

485 Wife just told me that big investors were shorting Truth Social stock a week before the assassination attempt.

Things that make you go hmmmmm...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 02:00 PM (v6JzV)

486 We Are Bona Fide

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 02:00 PM (/7KEl)

487 I'm done with the cow puns and that's no bull.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 02:00 PM (QlxXp)

488 Secret Cervix Agent 99
Pronouns: Incompetent / Corrupt

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 17, 2024 02:00 PM (qUkBO)

489 Get well, ace. You are needed.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at July 17, 2024 02:00 PM (PChYR)

490 Consider that Trump wearing his MAGA hat almost certainly saved his life.

Without the brim of the hat in the way, he doesn't have to lean or tilt his head near as far.

Amazing.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2024 01:55 PM (Q38Kd)

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Crusader Armor.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 17, 2024 02:00 PM (0StJV)

491 What about this Maxwell Yearick?

https://tinyurl.com/mr3yp2u7

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #13 at July 17, 2024 02:01 PM (qfLjt)

492 1:12 is almost 5° slope.
2:12 is about 9.5° slope.
3:12 is about 14° slope.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 02:01 PM (ynpvh)

493 We really need to give the fat agent a break on the holstering thing.
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You gotta spit on that thang- Hawk Tua!!!
Posted by: The modern girls guide to everything at July 17, 2024 01:59 PM

I laughed way too hard at that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2024 02:01 PM (ZANHd)

494 Sloped roofs are no big deal.

Now those pipes with all the little gaps in between them, those are a different story.

Posted by: Cows at July 17, 2024 02:01 PM (z/ifB)

495 so you saw how testy Joetato has been right?

he failed - he promised the Left he would "take care of things" and it failed.

so now it's a whole new game - he probably WILL drop out now. they'll roll the dice with Kamala

failing his handlers - when he talked SO BIG about getting rid of PDJT? - doesn't fly.

bye bye biden

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 02:01 PM (s3qiR)

496 Sorry, they had Intel and were letting him do it. There's no other explanation for all the things.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 17, 2024 02:01 PM (U8kCF)

497 Somnolent bovines are bulldozers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2024 02:01 PM (G1CBF)

498 I smell a business opportunity Horde. Get some red Kevlar and a sewing machine and let's make some MAGA hats!
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2024 02:00 PM (4p0Xq)

"*This article is not guaranteed to stop a bullet. Use reasonable caution while wearing."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 02:01 PM (vtRd1)

499 "If the probability of all of these failure points aligning starts to outweigh the probability of multiple actors engaged in a conspiracy, then we're in a real pickle."

It is getting clearer that they allowed obvious vulnerabilities. But how Crooks knew to take advantage of them is hard to say. On his now deleted Instagram account (looked legit) Crooks just said he is Anti-Fascist, then said some internet guy (weird fake name) made him do it.

So, was the internet guy another CIA asset, or just a random ass? That guy later posted "Don't send an Antifa pu$$y to do CIA work".

I recall that Roof guy that shot up the black church was in contact with some internet (4-chan?) guy that gave him all the White Supremacy talk.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2024 02:01 PM (Cus5s)

500 Seems like mentions of roofing have had an uptick this week.

Posted by: Scheiss On A Shingle at July 17, 2024 02:01 PM (V5BDR)

501 Amen LizLem. Is Kasparian still on a show with the execrable Chunk?

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 02:02 PM (QlxXp)

502 OR ... second scenario -

it wasn't the Bidens it was the DS

he sees this, realizes (well his fam does) that they can and will take WHOMEVER out

scared bidens

ready to play ball now

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2024 02:02 PM (s3qiR)

503 1:12 is almost 5° slope.
2:12 is about 9.5° slope.
3:12 is about 14° slope.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 02:01 PM (ynpvh)

Can we do percentage slope too?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2024 02:02 PM (z/ifB)

504 When someone points a gun at you and you can’t get to your weapon, you tell them a–holes online that they are Superman,” Slupe said. “Like ‘I’ll just pull a gun out and they can shoot at me. I don’t give a s–t.’ Yeah. Mm-hm. Right, right.”

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We wouldn't want anyone to jeopardize their pension or anything...

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 17, 2024 02:02 PM (i7Q7S)

505 We're already seeing the AWFLs in the media berating folks for "body shaming" the FUPA agent.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 17, 2024 02:02 PM (mH6SG)

506 468 Can they make MAGA hats out of Kevlar? Might not be a bad idea.
Posted by: Minnfidel

They can make suits out of it.
Posted by: rickb223

Uh...let's just say this wouldn't really work for many reasons.

Posted by: Military Moron at July 17, 2024 02:02 PM (JCZqz)

507 Sloped roofs are no big deal.

As long as they don't have any chinks in them.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 02:03 PM (f5vQ9)

508 Either way, he stopped an archduke Ferdinand moment. I think things would be very different right now.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 17, 2024 01:44 PM (VwHCD)

A mirror of 'the shot heard around the world'.

God help us if we don't use what is either divine or astronomical luck.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 17, 2024 02:03 PM (cf/0E)

509 So far it's

Shooter was antifa

The antifa shooter was groomed by someone online named "SCVMLORD"

Antifa blocked traffic to shooters home immediately after Trump was shot

The SS was aware of the roof and acknowledged that it was a high priority risk

The SS ignored the roof

Cops and SS were informed of shooter on roof

Cop climbed ladder and investigated shooter on roof, changed his mind and left after shooter pointed rifle at him

Snipers had permission to fire at shooter, chose not to for personal reasons

Secret Service is blaming local cops for shooter's John Wick level skill at climbing a roof on a site that was a high priority risk they ignored

DOCTOR Jill Biden was in Pittsburgh the same day, and they moved people from the Trump rally to the DOCTOR Jill event.

Also, most of the normal detail guarding Trump was given the day off, since they were exhausted from working seven-day weeks. Left unexplained is why that detail was understaffed in the first place.

Shooter was a registered Republican in a state with closed primaries who was politically active and had donated cash to Democrats.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 02:03 PM (EufLR)

510 That heifer's got a gun!

Posted by: red speck at July 17, 2024 02:03 PM (0Id0S)

511 Jane Hat from Firefly, so you have the ear flaps... made of Kevlar.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2024 01:59 PM (xaFKb)
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How's it sit? Pretty cunning, huh?

Posted by: Jayne Cobb at July 17, 2024 02:03 PM (3Fz6p)

512 I want names. Some are due for national scorn. LE in the building with a shooter on top for some. Make the book deals painful.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 17, 2024 02:03 PM (Z8Yh2)

513 Supposedly she worked the detail that looked after VP Joe. If the rumor are true Joe liked to wander around nude in front of female agents, then, she probably leveraged that knowledge into her current position.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 17, 2024 01:24 PM (tT6L1)

Maybe she Kamala-ed her way into the position.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2024 02:03 PM (Jlh1S)

514 Beaver Countin' >> BeaverCountian

The Paolo knows what I mean

Posted by: Doof at July 17, 2024 02:03 PM (RhGG0)

515 Biden says ‘medical condition’ could prompt him to drop out ‘if doctors came to me’

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This is a cry for help by an elder man who is being abused.

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 17, 2024 02:03 PM (i7Q7S)

516 Next SS excuse is that they were too busy keeping an eye on the Iranian bomb squad they let into the rally.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 17, 2024 02:04 PM (dcuDp)

517 (cont)

Director of SS stated slope of roof was too steep and it was dangerous for agents to be stationed on roof.

Video of a cow walking on the roof exists.

What else?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 02:04 PM (EufLR)

518 Since the CIA fucked this up, will they now exnay senile Joe to get rid of him and blame it on MAGA? They are running out of options.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2024 02:04 PM (pohLc)

519 Oh, shooter climbed up roof on outside HVAC equipment, no one went to investigate the noise.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 02:04 PM (EufLR)

520 515 Biden says ‘medical condition’ could prompt him to drop out ‘if doctors came to me’

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This is a cry for help by an elder man who is being abused.
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 17, 2024 02:03 PM (i7Q7S)

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"He's fine, racist."
-Jill Biden

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 17, 2024 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

521 That heifer's got a gun!
Posted by: red speck
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That's not nice. She got it holstered eventually.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 02:05 PM (EufLR)

522 If you don't want to be shot at why did you become a cop? You know what? Don't answer that.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 02:05 PM (QlxXp)

523 Director of SS stated slope of roof was too steep and it was dangerous for agents to be stationed on roof.

Video of a cow walking on the roof exists.

What else?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Still photo of three guys standing over the dead shooter.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 02:05 PM (f5vQ9)

524 Ha. I forgot the topic of this very post:

Director of SS stated slope of roof was too steep and it was dangerous for agents to be stationed on roof.

Video of a cow walking on the roof exists.

shooter climbed up roof on outside HVAC equipment, no one went to investigate the noise.

The Shooter Had Been Caught Trying to Enter the Main Area for the Speech Carrying a Rifle Rangefinder

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 02:06 PM (EufLR)

525 503 1:12 is almost 5° slope.
2:12 is about 9.5° slope.
3:12 is about 14° slope.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 02:01 PM (ynpvh)

Can we do percentage slope too?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2024 02:02 PM (z/ifB)

Grade is just the slope in %.
e.g 1/12 is 8.3%

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 02:06 PM (ynpvh)

526 Way off topic:

The new French Parliament convenes tomorrow with no majority coalition in place. Deadlocked.

Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2024 02:06 PM (rj6Yv)

527 Potatohead has got to fire this woman. This story is not dying.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 01:43 PM

Potatohead is too busy calling for an assault rifle ban.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 17, 2024 02:06 PM (VwHCD)

528 Looks like the Dems are about to use the assassination attempt to force Biden out. They've already laid out the case that it was deliberate and linked it to Dr. Jill two separate ways.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 17, 2024 02:06 PM (Ectld)

529 519 Oh, shooter climbed up roof on outside HVAC equipment, no one went to investigate the noise.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 02:04 PM (EufLR)

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Don't forget multiple citizens screaming there is a guy on the roof with a rifle.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 17, 2024 02:07 PM (dcuDp)

530 Cow to receive Nobel Prize. Was out standing in her field.

Posted by: Neil Bovino at July 17, 2024 02:07 PM (V5BDR)

531 Woman directly behind Trump was captured getting her phone ready right before holding up her sign, Trump was shot, she smiles and begins recording.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 02:07 PM (EufLR)

532 Are you guys buying this "we're that incompetent" schtik? I mean, it's an Idiotcracy, but really?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 17, 2024 02:07 PM (U8kCF)

533 Knowing our left wing fedtards, the pictures of the kid were so they could go home and masturbate to a pic of their hero.

Posted by: Wally at July 17, 2024 02:07 PM (GVUpl)

534 523 Director of SS stated slope of roof was too steep and it was dangerous for agents to be stationed on roof.

Video of a cow walking on the roof exists.

What else?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Still photo of three guys standing over the dead shooter.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 02:05 PM (f5vQ9)

Must've been wearing these:
https://tinyurl.com/r5fndenz

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 02:08 PM (ynpvh)

535 New damning security failure facts emerging almost hourly on Twitter. I figure Cheadle will resign today. But I suck at predictions.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at July 17, 2024 02:08 PM (6YBNS)

536 Don't forget multiple citizens screaming there is a guy on the roof with a rifle.

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That's right. 26 minutes passed with eyes on the shooter the entire time.

Cops took photos and sent them to the SS and were either ignored or told to stand down.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 02:08 PM (EufLR)

537 We have mountain slope roads around here that are 12%, so non operational for the Secret Service I guess.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2024 02:08 PM (pohLc)

538 Grade is just the slope in %.
e.g 1/12 is 8.3%
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 02:06 PM (ynpvh)

...

Woot. And 1/8:12 is really really really close to 1% so just think of it in terms of # of 8ths.

Also, we had a %$&% up recently where someone at my job was thinking slope in degrees but marked it down as percent and now we are in talks about a secondary clarifier mechanism that might not work quite right. Caught it in time but still.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2024 02:08 PM (z/ifB)

539 If Dr jill tried to set up an assassination, it would look like this.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 17, 2024 02:08 PM (Pp4Bk)

540 Was out standing in her field.
Posted by: Neil Bovino at July 17, 2024 02:07 PM (V5BDR)

No need to milk this...

Posted by: Boswell at July 17, 2024 02:09 PM (K+UlC)

541 Or maybe wearing these:
https://tinyurl.com/4ctt5xy8

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 02:09 PM (ynpvh)

542 Joe will only leave if someone finally admits the White House is lost and Joe sticking around puts down ballot races in serious jeopardy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 17, 2024 02:09 PM (tT6L1)

543 What was so cringe about the young man hygiensists ran like hell?

Oswald had crotch rot or so I have read so I am dying to know.
Posted by: sven

Weird kid. Parents were odd. Not a good vibe.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 17, 2024 02:09 PM (qZEuM)

544 We have mountain slope roads around here that are 12%, so non operational for the Secret Service I guess.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

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Steepest train grade is what, 7%?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 02:09 PM (EufLR)

545 "If Dr jill tried to set up an assassination, it would look like this."

It would. And Joe needs to know that everyone will be thinking that by the end of the week. But this could all go away if he'd just do what's best for the country.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 17, 2024 02:09 PM (Ectld)

546 Potatohead has got to fire this woman. This story is not dying.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2024 01:43 PM

Oh no! We need to kill this story, so we can go back to non-stop coverage of how old and incompetent Biden is? Are you nuts?

Posted by: Joe Biden Handlers at July 17, 2024 02:10 PM (JCZqz)

547 and owned an AR15?

There are so many deer in Butler Co. you need a rifle to defend your car.

Posted by: DaveA at July 17, 2024 02:10 PM (FhXTo)

548 542 Joe will only leave if someone finally admits the White House is lost and Joe sticking around puts down ballot races in serious jeopardy.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 17, 2024 02:09 PM (tT6L1)

So they put Kamala in and magically they take the lead and all down ballot races are saved ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2024 02:10 PM (IyPmt)

549 Shooter was removed from school shooting team, which doesn't happen for being a poor shot but DOES happen for being violently insane.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 02:10 PM (EufLR)

550 How can you be so incompetent that your effort to cover up an obvious government hit by appearing incompetent is totally incompetent?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2024 02:10 PM (evvc2)

551 and who will replace Ms. Cheatle ? SS falls under DHS. Mayorkas.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 02:10 PM (V13WU)

552 The miracle is more than just saving DJT from death.

But by the manner it occurred, with Death (and God) literally smacking him on the side of the head, He has given DJT an obvious jolt to reflect more deeply on his life and his purpose, and given him a permanent reminder of the event that he'll see every day when he wakes up in the mirror. Almost as though The Lord wants to shape him for his purposes as well as preserve him.

Posted by: Zek at July 17, 2024 02:10 PM (5FPX4)

553 I think a genuine miscalculation from the government is that 20 years of GWOT produced scores of security and sniper experts who mostly support Trump and can spot all the shortcomings in this OP in detail.
Posted by: Crazy

I was watching the Dan Bongino show this morning and I was worried he was going to stroke out he was so angry at the lies coming out about this.

Posted by: Biergood at July 17, 2024 02:10 PM (PwgSL)

554 >>> If someone tried to assassinate Biden or Kamala we would know everything their parents, grandparents, nephews, cousins, neighbors, dog, cat, hamster, ect. ever posted by now.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 17, 2024 01:50 PM (9aVck)

Tanned, rested, leg day'd up, and ready if you need us to spill the truth!

Posted by: James OKeefe and Stephen Crowder at July 17, 2024 02:10 PM (Eng1Z)

555 https://tinyurl.com/ew7w7bfv
Man. Those kids are cute.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2024 01:31 PM (pohLc)

Agreed. Remind me of The Little Rascals.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at July 17, 2024 02:10 PM (JCLJi)

556 Were they trying to make him the lefty Rittenhouse?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2024 02:11 PM (evvc2)

557
Also, we need our rangefinder back.
Posted by: The CIA

Are you referring to the one checked out by ... lemme see here ... "Wan Dum Phuk"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 17, 2024 02:11 PM (lpyCJ)

558 So they put Kamala in and magically they take the lead and all down ballot races are saved ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2024 02:10 PM (IyPmt)
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I wasn't very clear. I believe that will be the thought pattern, not that it will necessarily work.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 17, 2024 02:11 PM (tT6L1)

559 We're already seeing the AWFLs in the media berating folks for "body shaming" the FUPA agent.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 17, 2024 02:02 PM (mH6SG)

Honestly, how in the world is Miss Fatty Pumpkin as Secret Service agent?

How did she pass the physical requirements?

I'll bet she couldn't even do one pull-up or even one push-up.

I'll give her a sit-up or two. Since she probably needs to sit up in the middle of the night to take a bite of the Twinkie she keeps by her bedside for her 3 AM snack.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 17, 2024 02:11 PM (eDfFs)

560 475 Making cow puns is as easy as pie.
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 01:57 PM

And you guys are milking it for all it's worth. It would behoove you to stop.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2024 01:58 PM (4p0Xq)
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Well we may have reached the tail end.

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #14 at July 17, 2024 02:11 PM (qfLjt)

561 O'keefe will just get some gay dude talking gay shit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2024 02:11 PM (evvc2)

562 The average slope of a driveway depression is 11%. Cross slope of a sidewalk is 2%. ADA shit is 8.33% max 1/12.

House I grew up in had a 16% driveway, its a miracle I survived.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 17, 2024 02:11 PM (Z8Yh2)

563 Just got a news alert on my phone.

PARENTS OF THE SHOOTER CALLED AUTHORITIES HOURS BEFORE HE SHOT TRUMP.

A conspiracy theorist might say....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2024 02:11 PM (IcuR4)

564 I wasn't very clear. I believe that will be the thought pattern, not that it will necessarily work.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 17, 2024 02:11 PM (tT6L1)

Got it

Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2024 02:11 PM (IyPmt)

565 545 "But this could all go away if he'd just do what's best for the country."

We don't want the investigations to go away. Just the Democrats.

This whole thing stinks to high heaven. I hope we find the truth.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at July 17, 2024 02:11 PM (6YBNS)

566 "How can you be so incompetent that your effort to cover up an obvious government hit by appearing incompetent is totally incompetent?"

Girl power is one heck of a drug.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 17, 2024 02:12 PM (Ectld)

567 Cows have four feet! This makes it safe for cows to be on sloped roofs that would cause instant death to my two-footed personnel! I'll prove this to you, using geometric logic and these three steel balls I have in my right hand...

Posted by: Capt. Queeg-Cheatle, Best Friend of DOCTOR Jill, peon! at July 17, 2024 02:12 PM (5fDan)

568 We're already seeing the AWFLs in the media berating folks for "body shaming" the FUPA agent.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

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Yes ladies, it's because she's fat. Please try and keep up.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 02:12 PM (EufLR)

569 All he needed was Google maps, better than a range finder. Maybe he did it to check on security, see how close they were checking?

Later, report was they were letting a lot of people in without checking at all. Maybe the Iranian was in the crowd and ready, but was called off because they had another volunteer shooter ... heh.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2024 02:12 PM (Cus5s)

570 561 O'keefe will just get some gay dude talking gay shit.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2024 02:11 PM (evvc2)

He sure does seem to attract the gays

Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2024 02:12 PM (IyPmt)

571
Zero confidence in any investigation going anywhere, but here in Michigan a couple of parents were tried and convicted for providing a gun for a school shooting to their darling boy.

This creep's parents were social workers, I'm guessing they have already gamed out their escape from consequences.

I am looking forward to their taking complete responsibility, though.

Posted by: Auspex at July 17, 2024 02:13 PM (j4U/Z)

572 Making cow puns is as easy as pie.
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 01:57 PM

And you guys are milking it for all it's worth. It would behoove you to stop.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2024 01:58 PM (4p0Xq)
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Well we may have reached the tail end.
Posted by: Ciampino

A couple of those puns were milk duds.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 02:13 PM (f5vQ9)

573 Assassination Retardation Update: The Shooter Had Been Caught Trying to Enter the Main Area for the Speech Carrying a Rifle Rangefinder

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FFS

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 17, 2024 02:13 PM (EGSGm)

574 @Dig gp

We won't find out the truth. Doesn't mean we don't know the truth. I think Dems will threaten to pin this on Dr. Jill if Joe doesn't step down.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 17, 2024 02:13 PM (Ectld)

575 Bongino says that Cheadle and all of the USSS has been threatened with their jobs if they utter one word about what really happened.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Which means that they need to fear losing their jobs if they don't tell the truth.

Posted by: AK at work at July 17, 2024 02:13 PM (o+IHV)

576 139 I understand the parents are....one is a psyschiatrist and the other a social worker. No wonder that kid was F*cked Up.
Posted by: RUReadingthis

Oh, lordy. One of the most screwed up kids I ever knew, had a psychiatrist for a father.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 17, 2024 02:14 PM (0Htd1)

577 Time to call this what it was. Divided administrations attempt to assassinate Trump. I guarantee you the inner circle of Trump's team is calling it that and are trying to figure out ways to keep djt alive until election day

Posted by: Roberto at July 17, 2024 02:14 PM (QUC63)

578 I'm on the horns of a dilemma if I want to milk the cow puns any further.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 17, 2024 02:14 PM (JNTt1)

579 Don't forget multiple citizens screaming there is a guy on the roof with a rifle.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Im still amazed one of the onlookers didnt try and do something after there was inaction.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2024 02:14 PM (CIS44)

580 What was so cringe about the young man hygiensists ran like hell?

Oswald had crotch rot or so I have read so I am dying to know.
Posted by: sven

Weird kid. Parents were odd. Not a good vibe.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 17, 2024 02:09 PM (qZEuM)

The assassin might had "Mountain Dew Mouth". I had an oral surgeon in the store one day, and the guy in front of him bought 2 2-liter bottles of MD. As he left, the surgeon said to me that he saw a lot of patients like him, and then he told me about "Mountain Dew Mouth". I looked it up later, and damn, MDM is a real thing.

Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2024 02:14 PM (rj6Yv)

581 "FUPA"

Goes to Urban Dictionary. Types in.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 17, 2024 02:14 PM (Ectld)

582 563 Just got a news alert on my phone.

PARENTS OF THE SHOOTER CALLED AUTHORITIES HOURS BEFORE HE SHOT TRUMP.

A conspiracy theorist might say....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2024 02:11 PM (IcuR4)

"Yeah, we already know"--SS

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 02:14 PM (ynpvh)

583 And a legend is born - Ugandan children recreate the assassination attempt on PDJT

Those kids duck better than the actual SS agents.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 17, 2024 02:15 PM (hB7mE)

584 Yeah, this will soon go the way of Epstein's client list...

The narrative in 'inconvenient'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2024 02:15 PM (xaFKb)

585 So sexist to call the head of the USSS a cow. Deserved though.

Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at July 17, 2024 02:15 PM (evaxF)

586 511 Jane Hat from Firefly, so you have the ear flaps... made of Kevlar.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2024 01:59 PM (xaFKb)
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How's it sit? Pretty cunning, huh?
Posted by: Jayne Cobb at July 17, 2024 02:03 PM (3Fz6p)

A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.

Posted by: Hoban Washburne at July 17, 2024 02:15 PM (PiwSw)

587 - I just finished watching a number of speeches from last night at the convention all I saw were pretty good.
The one that stood out to me as the most important.
The man whose words, if followed, would renew a right spirit in this country.
Dr Ben Carson

Posted by: TeeJ at July 17, 2024 02:15 PM (ufMqE)

588 You have to cut the Stephen Hawking detail some slack.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 01:50 PM (f5vQ9)

I admit, Trump got back up pretty well for someone draped with a thousand pounds of secret service agents

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2024 02:15 PM (D7oie)

589 All he needed was Google maps, better than a range finder. Maybe he did it to check on security, see how close they were checking?
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I think the odds of him, after getting his rangefinder back from the SS, successfully picking a roof that the SS had deemed "out of the perimeter" that was literally the roof housing two or three counter-snipers that didn't bother coming out to see what all the banging and shuffling was while he was climbing and shimmying and then being observed by law enforcement for 26 minutes before being allowed to take his shot are incalculable.

It's probably something else.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 02:16 PM (EufLR)

590 "and who will replace Ms. Cheatle ? SS falls under DHS. Mayorkas."

Agreed, Cheadle resigning gets us no closer to finding out the truth. I just have a hunch she'll do it today.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at July 17, 2024 02:16 PM (6YBNS)

591 Regarding that last Twitter thingy, when secret service agents compare unfavorably with a cow, this country is in a world of trouble.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 17, 2024 02:16 PM (0Htd1)

592 @563

>>A conspiracy theorist might say....

As the Bard might opine, There Is Something Rotten In Denmark.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 17, 2024 02:17 PM (XV/Pl)

593 "FUPA"

Goes to Urban Dictionary. Types in.
Posted by: Ribbed a

It's totally a medical term, every doc I know uses it

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2024 02:17 PM (CIS44)

594 Anyone who has been around cows knows that cows are dumb. They're operating on about the same level as President Biden.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 17, 2024 02:17 PM (0Htd1)

595 585 So sexist to call the head of the USSS a cow. Deserved though.

Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at July 17, 2024 02:15 PM (evaxF)

Indeed; whales aren't found near roofs.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 02:17 PM (ynpvh)

596 I just finished watching a number of speeches from last night at the convention all I saw were pretty good.
The one that stood out to me as the most important.
The man whose words, if followed, would renew a right spirit in this country.
Dr Ben Carson

Agreed. Once again, the man was spot on.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 17, 2024 02:17 PM (mH6SG)

597
A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.
Posted by: Hoban Washburne at July 17, 2024 02:15 PM (PiwSw)
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Damn straight!

Posted by: Jayne Cobb at July 17, 2024 02:18 PM (3Fz6p)

598 591 Regarding that last Twitter thingy, when secret service agents compare unfavorably with a cow, this country is in a world of trouble.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 17, 2024 02:16 PM (0Htd1)

/Looks angry

Posted by: Artemus Gordon in a Cow Costume at July 17, 2024 02:18 PM (xaFKb)

599 I admit, Trump got back up pretty well for someone draped with a thousand pounds of secret service agents
Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2024 02:15 PM (D7oie)

...

Let's all give a thumbs up to the guy who designed the scaffold to hold up all the agents at once.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 17, 2024 02:19 PM (z/ifB)

600 NOOD Schiff

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2024 02:19 PM (ynpvh)

601 Okay. This just makes it more confusing... Did they just accept the excuse that he thought it was binoculars? He was using it to see better? Was it confiscated? Why wasn't he removed from the area? Did security just let him in with the RF? Did he leave, circle around the perimeter to that building? Was he wearing clothes that resemble the police at least closely enough that people hesitated to shoot him until they got confirmation? Did anyone hear him tromping around on the metal roof?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 17, 2024 02:19 PM (4XwPj)

602 We are one untimely email away from the administration having to admit to rogue actors within their own ranks. They will protect the top, but they may have to sacrifice a few lower level people. The incompetence argument is losing credibility by the hour.

Posted by: Roberto at July 17, 2024 02:19 PM (QUC63)

603
Ace - not sure if you saw this. On Saturday before Trump was shot, Biden had a complete meltdown talking to his own party. He did the shouting/boasting thing and insulted a Bronze Star winner by invoking Beau Biden.

[Biden told Rep. Jason Crow] "‘Tell me something you’ve never done with your Bronze Star like my son'"

Fuck Beau and his Bronze Star. Drag his desiccated corps up out of the cold earth so I can rub my dick on it like a one-night-stand's bedroom curtains.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2024 02:19 PM (y9nCu)

604 Another Nood that wasn't called.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 02:20 PM (v6JzV)

605 549 Shooter was removed from school shooting team, which doesn't happen for being a poor shot but DOES happen for being violently insane.
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I rate this as mostly true to spot on.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 17, 2024 02:20 PM (n17eQ)

606 Omg this is incredible

https://x.com/justin_hart/status/
1813575419549061450

@justin_hart
Like I said. This is what legends are born of. Children in Uganda recreate the assassination attempt on President Trump

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 17, 2024 02:20 PM (EGSGm)

607 Im still amazed one of the onlookers didnt try and do something after there was inaction.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2024 02:14 PM (CIS44)

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I keep thinking what I would do, maybe go over there and at least yell at him to get down, find some rocks and throw them at him but I think maybe the witnesses weren't as close to the building as it looks in the videos.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 17, 2024 02:20 PM (dcuDp)

608
Both Cheatle and Mayorkas pretty much have to resign.

Keeping either one of them indicates a level of approval for what happened to allow Trump's shooting.

Of course, that may be exactly the reason they haven't been given the choice of quitting or being fired yet.

Maybe they could be left alone in an empty room with a seppuku knife placed on the table before them. That'd be good too, assuming they have any honor or shame.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 17, 2024 02:21 PM (eDfFs)

609 604 Another Nood that wasn't called.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 02:20 PM (v6JzV)

We've been sucking at this recently.

Posted by: Stateless at July 17, 2024 02:22 PM (jvJvP)

610 I keep thinking what I would do, maybe go over there and at least yell at him to get down, find some rocks and throw them at him but I think maybe the witnesses weren't as close to the building as it looks in the videos.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Start pointing and yelling "Gun! Gun! Gun!"

Try to start a stampede.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 02:23 PM (f5vQ9)

611 Trump shooter's parents called police hours before assassination attempt

Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2024 02:26 PM (RHGPo)

612
Can somebody please explain these pitch numbers to me?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2024 01:49 PM (v6JzV)

Rise or decline over run; vertical change over horizontal change.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 17, 2024 02:48 PM (JNTt1)

613 To future girlfriend: "Wait. You wear socks and underwear?"
Future girlfriend with a wink:: "One out of two ain't bad."

Posted by: USSS Fashionista at July 17, 2024 04:50 PM (8BxFf)

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