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Horseplay/Bearplay Cafe

andalusianhorse.jpg
Andalusian horse
hair by Vidal Sassoon

A short cafe tonight. I'll post the convention thread at 8:30, or earlier if there's some particularly big news before then. JD Vance will speak at the end of the night, at, I would guess, 9:30 or so.

On to this mini-cafe:

A "fever of rays" form a ray-shaped school.

Awww: Baby giraffe tries valiantly to stand upon his long but clumsy legs. Keep your chin up, little camper!

Bird gently reminds you that it's one minute past feeding time.

The animal abuse here is hard to watch -- a savage punches a donkey in the face -- and it gets more violent when the donkey decides he's had enough of this vicious basement-IQ primitive's abuse.

The dangers of hunting marlin.


Absolute chungus of a bear.

Tibetan mastiff says "Get out of here, wolf!"

Big horn sheep have a collision in a parking lot, then exchange drivers information.

Goat rodeo clown.

Turkeys give news presenter a little goose.

Panther horseplay.

Sound on: Very orderly horse traffic.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:15 PM




Comments

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1 Yay, cafe!

Thanks, Ace!

Posted by: JQ at July 17, 2024 07:15 PM (njWTi)

2 Covid lurks.
Bye bye.
How many shots have you had?

Posted by: Redenzo at July 17, 2024 07:15 PM (V/pbu)

3 Puppy got hisself a horse, yes he do!

Posted by: JQ at July 17, 2024 07:16 PM (njWTi)

4
What are those dogs with really human hair that look like woman sitting in cars when you're driving behind them?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 07:17 PM (6ml7Y)

5
really long human hair

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 07:17 PM (6ml7Y)

6 That horse is better looking than 96% of the people on dating sights

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 07:17 PM (aPY1X)

7 could someone copy AtC's thread so that we can read it here?

Posted by: those of us without x accountz at July 17, 2024 07:17 PM (gKWVE)

8 Horse, or dog?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 17, 2024 07:18 PM (1bNHn)

9
First time I've ever seen a dog "fetch" a horse.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 07:18 PM (6ml7Y)

10 I like what Sarah Jessica Parker has done with her hair.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2024 07:18 PM (RIvkX)

11 I'm gorgeous and you know it

That horse probably

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2024 07:18 PM (HJ9BW)

12 Hello. I'm Mrs. Ed.

Posted by: Gref at July 17, 2024 07:19 PM (5fDan)

13 First time I've ever seen a dog "fetch" a horse.
Posted by: Soothsayer at

Never seen rancid taliban run after AOC?

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2024 07:19 PM (MGB5H)

14 Willowed but important:

I still think conspiracy is unlikely. How many people would have to keep it a secret ?

-

These people killed millions of elderly folks in order to keep Trump out of office. They killed your relatives. They kept you from visiting your family in nursing homes. They killed them, on purpose, for the presidency.

Some workaday nobody's son or daughter is nothing to them. Less than the gum on their shoe nothing. Valueless. Meaningless. The people who killed millions with a virus for the presidency would have zero problems keeping an individual in line with a simple threat against their kid.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 07:19 PM (tHxO3)

15 Top pic. Is horse named Fabio, by chance?

Posted by: JQ at July 17, 2024 07:19 PM (njWTi)

16 Having some after dinner Bourbon and Sour Gummies.

Great combo.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 17, 2024 07:19 PM (XV/Pl)

17 A list of RNC speakers and times tonight, and the article also has vid of the Gaetz/McCarthy feud.

https://tinyurl.com/4sc3p2hn

Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2024 07:20 PM (Eng1Z)

18 Bird gently reminds you that it's one minute past feeding time.
_______
Pets generally - just a moment while I give my dog a treat - know what our purpose is life is.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 17, 2024 07:20 PM (1bNHn)

19 RNC likes this Floridian

Posted by: those of us without x accountz at July 17, 2024 07:20 PM (gKWVE)

20 Forty-two months in a moment of tragedy and trauma, the duties of this office fell upon me. I asked then for your help and Obama's that we might continue America on its course to Marxism, binding up our wounds, healing our history, moving forward in new unity, to clear the American agenda and to keep the American commitment to all illegal immigrants.

Through all time to come, I think America will be a stronger nation, a more Gay Society, and a land of lesser opportunity and fulfillment because of what I have done in these years of Screw ups to become a 3rd World Country

What we won when all of transgenders united just must not now be lost in suspicion, distrust, selfishness, and politics among any of our people.

Believing this as I do, I have concluded that I should not permit the Presidency to become involved in the partisan divisions that are developing in this political year because of Trump.

America's future under challenge right here at home, we must go Green Energy and destroy the economy.
Accordingly, I shall not seek, and I will not accept, the nomination of my party and thrust Kamala into the role to F**K Up America to the Max !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 17, 2024 07:20 PM (qpLSv)

21 Mr. Botox !

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 07:21 PM (V13WU)

22 This guy has peak Ronald Reagan hair

Gaetz

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 07:21 PM (/7KEl)

23 dude !! move your eyebrows !

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 07:21 PM (V13WU)

24 Puppy got hisself a horse, yes he do!
Posted by: JQ at July 17, 2024 07:16 PM (njWTi)
---
He's probably taking it over to the guy to go for a ride or something like that.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2024 07:21 PM (krQz2)

25 go get 'em Gaetz!

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 07:22 PM (gKWVE)

26 : They could have put every last SS agent in the entire agency there and the result would be the same.

They'd all follow the same stand down order these agents were given, because all federal LE are corrupt fucking pigs.

They give Trump the Bad News Bears because those agents are the corrupt fucking pigs they least mind losing.

Crooks wasn't the patsy. Those tubby dykes were.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2024 07:22 PM (vlGdU)

27 A marlin through the chest would be a very fishy way to go.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 07:22 PM (aPY1X)

28 I have decided to drop my efforts to get a sugar glider featured in the Cafe.

Henceforth (for you liberals trolling the site, that means "from now on") I shall endeavor to get an aye aye (which, for some reason, is not colloquially known as "freaky-lingered fiend") video linked at the Cafe.

Come on, Ace, you know everybody would thrill at the antics of an aye aye.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 17, 2024 07:23 PM (nLKwz)

29 Afghan hound

Posted by: Jamaica at July 17, 2024 07:23 PM (IG7T0)

30 Butthead is up, hahahah.

uhh, uhh huhu Shutup Beavis !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 17, 2024 07:23 PM (NtVYv)

31 Turkeys are easily amused.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 17, 2024 07:23 PM (1vwBF)

32 Gaetz' forehead does not move !

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 07:23 PM (V13WU)

33 >>>A "fever of rays"

Why is a Group of Stingrays Called a "Fever?"

Stingrays are mostly solitary creatures but they do come together in large groups when they breed and migrate. Some of the largest species never stop swimming and migrate in enormous groups of up to 10,000 individuals. The term "fever" does not refer to temperature, but to the frenetic activity of such large groups of stingrays during mating and when competing for food in a concentrated area. So it’s used more in the sense of activity at a "fever pitch."

https://a-z-animals.com/blog
/what-is-a-group-of-stingrays-called/

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 17, 2024 07:23 PM (klJTj)

34 I saw the Tubby Dykes open for the Go-Gos at The Filmore in 86.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2024 07:24 PM (MGB5H)

35 Newt's squeeze

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 07:24 PM (/7KEl)

36 Since there are no cows in tonight's Café, the Style Guide suggests there be no cow puns.

The cat will cat tell on you if you do.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2024 07:25 PM (Ph+AI)

37 does this mean Arizona is back to R?

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 07:25 PM (V13WU)

38 >>>28 I have decided to drop my efforts to get a sugar glider featured in the Cafe.

i've posted sugar gliders like 30 times. The problem is that I've linked them a lot, and there are only the same 12 clips that people are always recycling.

I'll link them again.

But I do link them all the time!

Posted by: Nobody reads ace except ace and him only barely at July 17, 2024 07:25 PM (KRtlO)

39 for those scoring at home, that is what is known as a 'hair helmet'

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 07:25 PM (/7KEl)

40 wait, I got her confused with that other blond woman...

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 07:25 PM (V13WU)

41 Since there are no cows in tonight's Café, the Style Guide suggests there be no cow puns.

The cat will cat tell on you if you do.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

All those cows were caught up on sloped roofs.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2024 07:25 PM (MGB5H)

42 I think the CIA's Covid is closer to cyanide. Joe, it wasn't really good to know ya.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 17, 2024 07:25 PM (Cp1vk)

43 i've posted sugar gliders like 30 times. The problem is that I've linked them a lot, and there are only the same 12 clips that people are always recycling.

I'll link them again.

But I do link them all the time!
Posted by: Nobody reads ace except ace and him only barely at July 17, 2024 07:25 PM (KRtlO


That's too much to read. Post some sugar gliders some time!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 07:26 PM (aPY1X)

44 Many years ago, I was rattling WAY back in the hollers by the Goosenecks in Uteland, about as far as the old Ford could make it without breaking an axle. Great views and some little pasture that I did note with some satisfaction had some horses grazing. It is said that it ain't good scenery without some horses, and I agree.

Anyway I don't really know much about horses other than a pack trip or two where somebody else did most of the work. I got to wondering how you get a horse to come to you. So I went out from camp about 20 feet and kind of looked at the horse. Then I put my arm up like "I come in peace" and giving it my best Tonto voice said "Come!" and the horse's ears perked up and he started coming over to me. I started laughing and then it got spooked and didn't grace me with his presence. I always try to keep some Granola or an apple in case I run into other horses some day.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2024 07:26 PM (u/QE9)

45 36 Since there are no cows in tonight's Café, the Style Guide suggests there be no cow puns.

The cat will cat tell on you if you do.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2024 07:25 PM (Ph+AI
The cat travels roads in your brain while you sleep.

Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2024 07:26 PM (LHPAg)

46 Fat Jonah is on CNN and called the RNC an "abatoir"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2024 07:26 PM (RIvkX)

47 they said COVID, but it could be AIDS...

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 07:26 PM (V13WU)

48 >>>Baby giraffe tries valiantly to stand upon his long but clumsy legs.

Ha, Ha!
-Nelson Muntz

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 17, 2024 07:27 PM (klJTj)

49 but to the frenetic activity of such large groups of stingrays during mating
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 17, 2024 07:23 PM


Getting pricked has a whole different meaning.

Posted by: Female Stingrays at July 17, 2024 07:27 PM (Ph+AI)

50 Since there are no cows in tonight's Café, the Style Guide suggests there be no cow puns.

==

that's a bunch of bull

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 07:27 PM (V13WU)

51 >>> Posted by: Nobody reads ace except ace and him only barely at July 17, 2024 07:25 PM (KRtlO)

*Slips sugar free sugar gliders through USB port*

Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2024 07:27 PM (Eng1Z)

52 I've posted sugar gliders like 30 times. The problem is that I've linked them a lot, and there are only the same 12 clips that people are always recycling.

I'll link them again.

But I do link them all the time!
Posted by: Nobody reads ace except ace and him only barely at July 17, 2024 07:25 PM (KRtlO)

Thank you for that, but I have now switched to Team Aye Aye. Anything with a middle finger long enough to please the entire sorority has not to get more publicity.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 17, 2024 07:27 PM (nLKwz)

53 I hate speakers who death stare like she does.

Soften your eyes, Marty Feldman.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 07:27 PM (aPY1X)

54 alexandriabrown @alexthechick 7h • 16 tweets • 3 min read • Read on X
🧵Yesterday I was in a position where I could overhear three women, all in their early to mid 20s, discussing the assassination attempt against Trump. I was trying to ignore it out of simple politeness. Then they started trying to remember which President won like all the states.

They couldn't remember and one said Kennedy and that's when I snapped and said excuse me I don't mean to interrupt but I have a history background and you're causing me pain from that and from my teenage years being your history: it was Reagan in 1984 and well after he was shot. [...]

They were really nice about my interruption and we started talking and it was fascinating to hear what they thought about the current state of the world. Here are the things I found most interesting from that conversation.

1. They were all convinced that the Secret Service was absolutely hiding something because there was no possible way that some 20 year old kid was able to crawl up on the roof without anyone doing anything about it.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3k3d9k
unrolled as an ordinary webpage

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 17, 2024 07:27 PM (wse2C)

55 I think the Cafe needs more police chase and badge cam videos.
Big horn sheep and horses are cool too though.

Posted by: Reforger at July 17, 2024 07:27 PM (xcIvR)

56 Fat Jonah is on CNN and called the RNC an "abatoir"


Fat Jonah went to Goucher College and doesn't know what that word means. It is, however applicable to their money-laundering partner, Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 17, 2024 07:28 PM (U8kCF)

57 Since there are no cows in tonight's Café, the Style Guide suggests there be no cow puns.
Posted by: Eromero

Because for some reason, cows can stand on a slightly sloping roof. Unlike the SS.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 17, 2024 07:28 PM (Cp1vk)

58 Good evening everyone

That is a beautiful horse

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2024 07:28 PM (fwDg9)

59 In the sidebar too but...

Look at this fuckstick try to climb the stairs of AF1. That ain't a virus.

https://tinyurl.com/jaxk2ahw
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 06:42 PM

Sloped Meme of the Day:
https://tinyurl.com/4bmf5fyb

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 17, 2024 07:28 PM (wse2C)

60 noooooooooooot

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 07:28 PM (gKWVE)

61 >> Since there are no cows in tonight's Café

They’re all on the roof

Posted by: electronic means at July 17, 2024 07:28 PM (rjJqk)

62 If you think that video is funny, come over and visit our commissary at lunchtime, Jack.

Posted by: Warden of Parrot Prison at July 17, 2024 07:29 PM (1vwBF)

63 NOOOOT

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 07:29 PM (/7KEl)

64 Since there are no cows in tonight's Café, the Style Guide suggests there be no cow puns.

Thanks for steering the thread in the right direction.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 17, 2024 07:29 PM (dZVON)

65 End Wokeness @EndWokeness 15h
Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear this shirt for the CNN cameras:

https://tinyurl.com/3dkmss6r
15 seconds; closeup at end to read the T-shirt more easily.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 17, 2024 07:29 PM (wse2C)

66 Nice to see Gingrich is still ticking.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 07:29 PM (aPY1X)

67 Those poor kids. By age 6 all my kids knew everything about Reagan. All my 3 boys keep a photo of Reagan in their bedrooms to keep the communists away while they sleep.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 17, 2024 07:30 PM (U8kCF)

68 Posted by: Nobody reads ace except ace and him only barely at July 17, 2024 07:25 PM

You know that's not true, Mr. O'Spades.

Posted by: VDH at July 17, 2024 07:30 PM (Ph+AI)

69 I made a fish pun but nobody gave a carp.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 07:30 PM (aPY1X)

70 >>Getting pricked has a whole different meaning.

Manager of my old dive shop had a nice round scar on his calf from a stingray. Made the mistake of accidentally stepping on one. ouchie

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 07:31 PM (LkLld)

71 They dragged Gingrich out of mothballs!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 17, 2024 07:31 PM (4XwPj)

72 Got to stand with the donkey. That asshole deserves to be dragged around.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2024 07:31 PM (XeU6L)

73 Newt Gingrich is speaking

Posted by: redridinghood at July 17, 2024 07:31 PM (NpAcC)

74 That fever of rays looked like an underwater kite festival.

https://tinyurl.com/y7mbv8ts

Posted by: tankdemon at July 17, 2024 07:31 PM (nLKwz)

75 It's time to saddle up some horse puns

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2024 07:31 PM (fwDg9)

76 I made a fish pun but nobody gave a carp.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Because, sir, you have no sole.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 17, 2024 07:31 PM (Cp1vk)

77 I'm liking the New Cat, she's not very smart/human, she's just... a cat. The Kid doesn't like her.
I think the humane society kind of lied about this one, she is very much just a barn cat without much knowledge of people. It's taken 2 years before you can pat her head without getting bloody.
I kind of like this one, yeah, she's not smart or sophisticated but she's a reliable killer first, and then, seems like she's getting it together with human beings. She's able to grab my hand without slicing me, which she did do several times initially. Now she grabs my hand and licks it, before she'd get down and I'd leave bloody deep. Spatula Kitty sliced me up several times, really serious.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2024 07:31 PM (bFId9)

78 46. Fat Jonah is on CNN and called the RNC an "abatoir" - San Franpsycho

I don't understand what he means by that, unless he's saying that it's the place where Democrat dreams of retaining the presidency are being slaughtered (and I don't think that's what he's trying to say). Maybe that's from his Word of the Day calendar and he was just trying to fit it into his conversation.

Posted by: Paco at July 17, 2024 07:32 PM (njExo)

79
I'd love to know who that horses hairdresser is.

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at July 17, 2024 07:32 PM (+oR7L)

80
Gingrich's embalmer is awesome. He looks alive.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 17, 2024 07:33 PM (+oR7L)

81 I made a fish pun but nobody gave a carp.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Because, sir, you have no sole.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 17, 2024 07:31 PM (Cp1vk)

needs a better hook

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 07:33 PM (V13WU)

82 77 I made a fish pun but nobody gave a carp.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Because, sir, you have no sole.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 17, 2024 07:31 PM (Cp1vk

I may flounder at times, but no sole?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 07:33 PM (aPY1X)

83 46. Fat Jonah is on CNN

I hope CNN reinforced the floors.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 07:34 PM (gKWVE)

84 Navarro is baaack, baby.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 07:34 PM (V13WU)

85 Wow. Navarro is speaking at the RNC. I think he got out of prison today.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 07:34 PM (LkLld)

86 Bear play sounds like some shit they do in San Francisco

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 17, 2024 07:34 PM (eZwyX)

87 Navarro!!!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 17, 2024 07:34 PM (4XwPj)

88 Manager of my old dive shop had a nice round scar on his calf from a stingray. Made the mistake of accidentally stepping on one. ouchie
Posted by: JackStraw'

In Mexico on the Pacific side, I was told, Oh, come into the Ocean, we worship this thing, oh yeah there's all kinds of weird things in it and it's right next to the outflow of a steel plant but look at all the Mexican girls in bikinis!

Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2024 07:34 PM (bFId9)

89 Wonder where those horses were going by themselves it seems

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2024 07:34 PM (fwDg9)

90 Navarro up.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 17, 2024 07:34 PM (woPEM)

91 >>>Fat Jonah is on CNN and called the RNC an "abatoir" - San Franpsycho

???

color me confused as well

maybe I should write something more cogent so that jonah can plagiarize it

Posted by: Nobody reads ace except ace and him only barely at July 17, 2024 07:34 PM (KRtlO)

92 Peter Navarro up

Posted by: redridinghood at July 17, 2024 07:34 PM (NpAcC)

93 HUGE HUGE ovation for Peter Navarro, still going!

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2024 07:34 PM (MGB5H)

94 Catturd ™ @catturd2 2h Replying to @MattWalshBlog
My God - Do you hear yourself talking? You’re the most narcissistic egomaniac I’ve ever seen on Twitter. You literally speak as though you’re ordained to be the voice of God. Oh Matt, oh Matt, please can we be as holy as you so we can vote Republican? Oh please Matt, forgive us of our sins oh holy Matt. Please Matt, tell us who you deem worthy of being able to vote for Trump ( Even though you pushed DeSantis and you’re a never Trumper who was wrong about everything) you’re such a joke. 😂

This is @MattWalshBlog … He’s an anti-Trump loser who suddenly pretends like he knows what’s good for people who have supported Trump since the beginning. He hates Trump and thinks he’s superior to us, the people who’ve never wavered and supported Trump since the beginning. He went all in on DeSantis and now think he’s the moral Authority on Trump. I’m sick and tired of these phony clowns and I’ll be calling them out going forward.

https://tinyurl.com/y2rdsjt6

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 17, 2024 07:34 PM (wse2C)

95 Is 'fat jonah' Jonah Goldberg?

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 07:35 PM (/7KEl)

96 Propaganda must be respected and "understood"!

Reagan might have been the Great Communicator but as a yoot the counter-commo was immense and pervasive. Quantity has a quality all its own, shall we say.

It wasn't until I was much older that I realized I was robbed in a sense, of appreciating Reagan because of my immersion in popular culture. The situation has not improved since that time. Many of our young people in this country will go through a similar with respect to former president Trump.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2024 07:35 PM (u/QE9)

97
maybe I should write something more cogent so that jonah can plagiarize it

Posted by: Nobody reads ace except ace and him only barely at July 17, 2024 07:34 PM (KRtlO)

Throw the fat boy a bone.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 07:35 PM (aPY1X)

98 Navarro hasn't even said anything and RNC is nuts lol

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 07:35 PM (gKWVE)

99 Thug Life Cat

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 07:35 PM (eoQWY)

100 JackStraw that's what I read today, he is out of jail

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2024 07:35 PM (fwDg9)

101 Thug Life Cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoUEQYjYgf4

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 07:35 PM (eoQWY)

102 >>> Fat Jonah is on CNN and called the RNC an "abatoir" - San Franpsycho

Tell me you're a self-important pretentious twat without telling me.

Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2024 07:35 PM (Eng1Z)

103 The news presenter getting a little goose from a turkey, and then all the other turkeys suddenly "laughing", is hilarious.

Posted by: Paco at July 17, 2024 07:36 PM (njExo)

104 Yanky @Yanky_Pollak
Peter Navarro arrives to the Republican National Convention.

https://tinyurl.com/4zfs2s28
photo

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 17, 2024 07:36 PM (wse2C)

105 >>JackStraw that's what I read today, he is out of jail

He's speaking right now, Skip.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 07:36 PM (LkLld)

106 Go get em Petey!!!!

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2024 07:37 PM (MGB5H)

107 Evening.

That horse has curls like chicks used to have in the 80s.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2024 07:37 PM (1Yy3c)

108 Does Trump speak tonight, or tomorrow?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2024 07:37 PM (pgG81)

109 Fat Jonah is on CNN and called the RNC an "abatoir" -

He has no idea what an abbatoir is, but the word feels vaguely menacing and French, so it must be a bad thing.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 17, 2024 07:37 PM (hB7mE)

110 Navarro is doing well. I like this man.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 07:37 PM (gKWVE)

111 Does Trump speak tonight, or tomorrow?
Posted by: Tom Servo

Tomorrow, Vance tonight.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2024 07:38 PM (MGB5H)

112 It wasn't until I was much older that I realized I was robbed in a sense, of appreciating Reagan because of my immersion in popular culture. The situation has not improved since that time. Many of our young people in this country will go through a similar with respect to former president Trump.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2024 07:35 PM (u/QE9)

There was a book put out of his radio addresses and speeches...Reagan in his own words maybe? anyhow, I read it and found it very good.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 07:38 PM (eoQWY)

113 Alex is an excellent writer. Always engaging.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 07:38 PM (lX8VI)

114 I generally like Matt Walsh, but he can be an overweening, moralizing, scold.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 17, 2024 07:38 PM (XV/Pl)

115 The Ex in her rebellious phase against her wealthy family did amazing blonde dreads. She kept them up for over 10 years. She looked like The White Witch in Narnia. Down to her ass. I mean, amazing, spectacular dreads.
We were in Rockford in a shit 'hood and a car pulled up with some Black girls, and they all leaned over just to tell my wife that her hair was 'So pretty!'
Then she divorced me and went to work for an insurance company, cut all her hair off, and got fat.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2024 07:38 PM (bFId9)

116 Those rays look like ravioli.
Whose got the salsa Bolognese and pecorino?

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #20 at July 17, 2024 07:39 PM (qfLjt)

117 So much red meat in this Navarro speech, I'm going to go into ketosis. Lots of positive warrior energy.

Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2024 07:39 PM (Eng1Z)

118 Jim Copenhaver, one of the two victims who were critically injured in the assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump, has sustained “life-altering injuries,” his family announced in a statement.

Copenhaver, 74, of Moon Township Pennsylvania, remains in the hospital, though his condition has improved since Saturday. Copenhaver was one of two rally goers who were critically wounded when 20-year-old Thomas Matthew Crooks opened fire with a rifle in Butler, Pennsylvania this past Saturday. David Dutch, 57, of New Kensington, PA was identified as the other critically injured victim.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 07:39 PM (aPY1X)

119 they definitely did not break Navarro

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 07:39 PM (gKWVE)

120

He has no idea what an abbatoir is, but the word feels vaguely menacing and French, so it must be a bad thing.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 17, 2024 07:37 PM (hB7mE)

He assumes it's something you eat out of, because that's what everything is to him.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 07:40 PM (lX8VI)

121 Trump tomorrow

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 17, 2024 07:40 PM (U8kCF)

122 Matt gets real old real fast.

Why do people with an idea and a platform do this?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2024 07:40 PM (gbOdA)

123 This guy is take no prisoners

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 07:40 PM (/7KEl)

124 Fat Jonah is on CNN and called the RNC an "abatoir" -

He has no idea what an abbatoir is, but the word feels vaguely menacing and French, so it must be a bad thing.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 17, 2024 07:37 PM (hB7mE)

it is a slaughterhouse. Just the kind of image you want to bring up right after an assassination attempt. Such a wordsmith.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 07:40 PM (eoQWY)

125 The puppy is walking a race horse!

Posted by: Piper at July 17, 2024 07:41 PM (pZEOD)

126 They had to shutter an abattoir in Manhattan for good when Lucianne passed away, and Jonah could no longer afford his half a dozen chocolate covered sides of beef a day.

They work on tight margins.

Not like the sailcloth trousers that fat assed half a fag buys from Omar the Tentmaker with his inheritance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2024 07:41 PM (GykSX)

127 Yes, but he's OUR overweening, moralizing, scold.

Posted by: Daily Wire at July 17, 2024 07:41 PM (dg+HA)

128 Damn!! Navaro!

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 17, 2024 07:42 PM (Ty0h/)

129 Abbatoir is a butcher’s shop or slaughter house. Stupid remark by Goldberg unless he’s thinking of what would happen to him if he showed up there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2024 07:42 PM (pgG81)

130 126 The puppy is walking a race horse!
Posted by: Piper at July 17, 2024 07:41 PM (pZEOD)


Like Jill leading Joe around

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 07:42 PM (gKWVE)

131 125. Such a wordsmith. - Oldcat

I don't know about smith, but he sure gotta fancy-word jones.

Posted by: Paco at July 17, 2024 07:42 PM (njExo)

132 9-9:30 p.m.
Donald J. Trump, Jr.
Usha Chilukuri Vance

10:30 - 11 p.m.
Vice Presidential Nominee Sen. JD Vance

Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2024 07:42 PM (Eng1Z)

133 You bastards!

Earth is wobbling and days are getting longer — and humans are to blame

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 17, 2024 07:42 PM (L/fGl)

134 Can Trump swap Vance with this dude? Daaayum.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 17, 2024 07:42 PM (Ty0h/)

135 I got a meme from one of my Euro Marxists of Trump's ear bandages as a KKK hood. This from a guy who lives in a country 99.9999999% White. I admit I'm not in the mood to tolerate his academic Gramsci-ism and told him to STFU.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2024 07:42 PM (bFId9)

136 110 Fat Jonah is on CNN and called the RNC an "abatoir" -

He has no idea what an abbatoir is, but the word feels vaguely menacing and French, so it must be a bad thing.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 17, 2024 07:37 PM (hB7mE)
----
The reply: 'An abattoir has great meat. You at the DNC have a charnel house.'

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #21 at July 17, 2024 07:43 PM (qfLjt)

137 While campaigning in Nevada with Bill Clinton today, they visited the Mustang Ranch to see the Horses. President Biden remarked that there are no horses here, only young under-age females. Upon sniffing one of the young girls hair, The President contracted COVID among other infections....

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at July 17, 2024 07:43 PM (rcLES)

138 Slaughterhouse

Glue factory

Better words in MHO

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2024 07:43 PM (gbOdA)

139 Being a pretentious douche canoe isn't against the law, but it should be regulated.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 07:43 PM (aPY1X)

140 I generally like Matt Walsh, but he can be an overweening, moralizing, scold.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 17, 2024 07:38 PM (XV/Pl)

He gets a plus for inventing the "What Is a Woman" thing that still confounds the left. Otherwise, yeah, not much comes to mind.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 07:43 PM (eoQWY)

141 "I went to prison so you don't have to"
-Peter Navarro

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2024 07:43 PM (MGB5H)

142 We got this!!

Damn Straight!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 17, 2024 07:44 PM (XV/Pl)

143 I think the Democratic Convention will be a pissoir.

Posted by: Paco at July 17, 2024 07:44 PM (njExo)

144 Matt Walsh and everyone else at daily wire are controlled opposition motherfuck fuckfaces of simpishfuckness

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 17, 2024 07:45 PM (DBZuM)

145 'lawfare jackals'

dude, don't sugar coat it

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 07:45 PM (/7KEl)

146 What a great speech!

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2024 07:45 PM (MGB5H)

147 I like Matt Walsh better than Ben Shapiro.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 07:45 PM (aPY1X)

148 I got a meme from one of my Euro Marxists of Trump's ear bandages as a KKK hood. This from a guy who lives in a country 99.9999999% White. I admit I'm not in the mood to tolerate his academic Gramsci-ism and told him to STFU.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2024 07:42 PM (bFId9)

Trump's a rich liberal kid from NYC. Tying him to white southern racists of the past is just stupid. There are better left wing attacks you can do, dude.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 07:45 PM (eoQWY)

149 Told this dude he's never worked in a factory. Who is he? How is he a True Marxist, he's never, ever, worked with anything like productivity? He's never in his entire life worked.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2024 07:45 PM (bFId9)

150 BEST speech so far. Navarro rocks!

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 07:45 PM (gKWVE)

151 damn dude

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 07:45 PM (/7KEl)

152 This is a mother fucker who gives no ‘mo fucks.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 17, 2024 07:45 PM (Ty0h/)

153 drink!

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 07:46 PM (gKWVE)

154 Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 17, 2024 07:34 PM (wse2C)

Good. I’m sick of him and the majority of the DW.

Buncha self righteous assholes.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 17, 2024 07:46 PM (eZwyX)

155 Trump's a rich liberal kid from NYC. Tying him to white southern racists of the past is just stupid. There are better left wing attacks you can do, dude.
Posted by: Oldcat'

I think you missed what I'm saying.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2024 07:46 PM (bFId9)

156 Recall if you will several years ago, when ordinary Americans simply went out to see a candidate running for President give a speech.

Some "adjunct professor" snuck up behind a random person and hit him in the head with a bike lock on a chain. A deadly weapon. A real dick move, he then ran away.

Law enforcement did nothing, or were more accurately not allowed to. It was only random internet investigators who tracked down the miscreant. He was charged, and then suffered no penalty as far as anyone knows.

Remember when all those Democrats came out together on the capitol steps and gave speeches deploring violence and saying it is "unacceptable" and there is no place for it in politics?

Yeah me neither. This was a notable moment at the time, and is a straight line to what happened last Saturday

Posted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2024 07:47 PM (u/QE9)

157 Peter Navaro for Sicario!

He sounds highly motivated to serve in that role.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 17, 2024 07:47 PM (rHxhM)

158 Has anyone watched Hillbilly Elegy? What did you think? Watched it last night, haven't read the book.

I looked up fact vs fiction of it, and I was amazed to find that the craziest bits, like his grandma setting his grandma on fire for coming home drunk, were 100% true. And that they actually toned down the grandma stories.

There were some liberties taken on timelines to help craft a narrative that works for cinema, but that's fine by me.

I love how much the elites hate the movie. They refuse to like films about how your own actions cause your misery, so change, vs government coming in to rescue you.

Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2024 07:47 PM (Eng1Z)

159 148 I like Matt Walsh better than Ben Shapiro.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 07:45 PM (aPY1X)

um, nobody likes Ben Shapiro.

Posted by: enough BS at July 17, 2024 07:48 PM (2NXcZ)

160 Fat Jonah is on CNN and called the RNC an "abatoir" -
-----
He has no idea what an abbatoir is, but the word feels vaguely menacing and French, so it must be a bad thing.


It's a word most people have no reason to use so when he uses it, everyone can tell how shmart he is.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 17, 2024 07:48 PM (/y8xj)

161 Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 07:43 PM (eoQWY)

He essentially just did a documentary on boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.

Cool.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 17, 2024 07:48 PM (eZwyX)

162 Peter Navaro for Sicario!

He sounds highly motivated to serve in that role.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure

Or Czar of burn it down and salt the Earth

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2024 07:48 PM (MGB5H)

163 Willowed:


404 Alex the chick has an interesting thread up on X.

===

*sigh

what does it say ?
Posted by: runner



I'm not joining X but it would be nice to view recent posts, without joining. Still can't do it.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 17, 2024 07:48 PM (sAmhv)

164 116
Then she divorced me and went to work for an insurance company, cut all her hair off, and got fat.
Posted by: LenNeal at July

You forgot “The End”

I went the other way. I bleached my hair blonde during my first marriage, then let it go back to red, then blonde, back and forth, but I cut it all off to a short bob. And I was pudgy. Then I got divorced, let it stay red, it’s respectably long but appropriate for my age, lost 55 pounds and toned the heck up.

The end.

Posted by: Piper at July 17, 2024 07:49 PM (pZEOD)

165 That dog is amazing

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2024 07:49 PM (fwDg9)

166 Posted by: enough BS at July 17, 2024 07:48 PM (2NXcZ)

This is true.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 17, 2024 07:49 PM (eZwyX)

167 thanks for the AtC, andycanuck!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 17, 2024 07:49 PM (UWgy2)

168 Let the msm bed wetting begin…he called migrants rapists!!!!

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 17, 2024 07:49 PM (Ty0h/)

169 I'm not joining X but it would be nice to view recent posts, without joining. Still can't do it.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 17, 2024 07:48 PM (sAmhv)

there is a link upthread to threadreader that has her post

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 07:49 PM (V13WU)

170 I'll never forget when Lucianne (PBUH) died, the administrators of her site posted a message to reassure the regulars, stating that, while the old doyenne did love her adipose homunculus*, the Young Lardisssimo would have no involvement with the ongoing operation of her publication.

*Ya see, other people can use fancy words correctly, you jiggling heap of mediocrity. Quit writing. You suck at it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2024 07:49 PM (GykSX)

171 I thought Hillbilly Elegy was pretty good. I was surprised that Glenn Close did so well.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 07:49 PM (aPY1X)

172 Has anyone watched Hillbilly Elegy? What did you think? Watched it last night, haven't read the book.

I looked up fact vs fiction of it, and I was amazed to find that the craziest bits, like his grandma setting his grandma on fire for coming home drunk, were 100% true. And that they actually toned down the grandma stories.

There were some liberties taken on timelines to help craft a narrative that works for cinema, but that's fine by me.

I love how much the elites hate the movie. They refuse to like films about how your own actions cause your misery, so change, vs government coming in to rescue you.
Posted by: LizLem at

I liked the movie fine enough, but the book is phenomenal. Couldn't put it down, and I don't read a ton of books.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2024 07:49 PM (MGB5H)

173 In a five-way wager on PredictIt, Harris has surpassed Biden for second place in the November election.

Posted by: electronic means at July 17, 2024 07:50 PM (rjJqk)

174 Tom Homan is always excellent

Posted by: redridinghood at July 17, 2024 07:51 PM (NpAcC)

175 So what will Jonah say about the idol of Molech , the pentagram and all that naked dancing and ululating at the Democrat convention?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 17, 2024 07:51 PM (JLq/1)

176 My grandfather was from Arkansas Territory and whatever anyone has heard or read about American Hillbillies, it is not capable of exaggeration. These people were their own thing. I have a great-uncle renowned as 'The Meanest Man In Arkansas Territory'.

I leave that up to your imagination.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2024 07:51 PM (bFId9)

177
If you don't want to watch Hillbilly Elegy (I don't), just watch the link I posted above.

Me-Again Kelly does a fine job telling you about JD Vance.

https://youtu.be/kxZJZyN6UpE?si=0irj6gp15DAMNG6O&t=114

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 07:52 PM (6ml7Y)

178 2 Covid lurks.
Bye bye.
How many shots have you had?
Posted by: Redenzo at July 17, 2024 07:15 PM (V/pbu)

I wonder how many shots Xi had.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 17, 2024 07:52 PM (xJaNO)

179 WPXI in Pittsburgh seems to have some noteworthy news.

https://tinyurl.com/yym42zxe

Posted by: Bumr50 at July 17, 2024 07:52 PM (a4ChE)

180 I thought the movie was pretty good. I didn’t realize that was Glenn Close until 1/2 way through the movie. And I was like hilts shit is that Glenn Close? Yes it is!

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 17, 2024 07:52 PM (Ty0h/)

181 Going to get a line of T-storms very soon

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2024 07:52 PM (fwDg9)

182 Half my family descended from the Hatfields.

So yeah, hillbilly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 07:53 PM (aPY1X)

183 My grandfather was from Arkansas Territory and whatever anyone has heard or read about American Hillbillies, it is not capable of exaggeration. These people were their own thing. I have a great-uncle renowned as 'The Meanest Man In Arkansas Territory'.

I leave that up to your imagination.
Posted by: LenNeal at

If you ever watched Justified a good friend of mine, her grandma was the basis for the Margot Martindale character from the hollers of Kentucky.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2024 07:53 PM (MGB5H)

184 Why was the deep state’s bloodthirsty regime change expert Victoria Neuland guaranteeing that Trump “won’t be President” with a crooked smile on her face just hours before a Biden Donor was allowed by Secret Service to shoot Trump in the head?

https://tinyurl.com/2d73jbej

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #22 at July 17, 2024 07:53 PM (qfLjt)

185 So what will Jonah say about the idol of Molech , the pentagram and all that naked dancing and ululating at the Democrat convention?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is

Reminds me of Futurama.

https://is.gd/jXJYS9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 17, 2024 07:53 PM (L/fGl)

186 If the thought of Gerald Nadler naked and ululating nauseates you stay away from the DNC.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 17, 2024 07:54 PM (JLq/1)

187 Has anyone watched Hillbilly Elegy? What did you think? Watched it last night, haven't read the book

Watched it yesterday. Never read the book, but knew a lot of the incidents. Yes, I didn't recognize Glen Close.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 17, 2024 07:54 PM (Cp1vk)

188 @181

>>WPXI in Pittsburgh seems to have some noteworthy news.

It's the comms link to his handlers.

This just gets worse and worse.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 17, 2024 07:54 PM (XV/Pl)

189 Dailytimewaster.blogspot.com has Vance's book up in a picture
Hope someone reads it and reports on the Book Thread

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2024 07:54 PM (fwDg9)

190 Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep that much mane and forelock untangled?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2024 07:54 PM (5MvGY)

191 So Joe got the covids and will have to lay low for a week or two or a little longer maybe like forever.

Posted by: fd at July 17, 2024 07:54 PM (vFG9F)

192
What is a Republican?

Posted by: Matt Walsh at July 17, 2024 07:54 PM (+oR7L)

193 Pete's wife sure looks really good for her age.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2024 07:55 PM (1Yy3c)

194 Jim Copenhaver sustained “life-altering injuries” because of the reduced Secret Service Presence to cover Jill Biden and not the 47th President... What a Lady she really is ...

Jill "Evita Peron" Biden ...............

Posted by: Buster Hymand at July 17, 2024 07:55 PM (rcLES)

195 Man speaking now is the one, actually one of many, who made AOC look like an absolute fool during a Congressional hearing.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 17, 2024 07:55 PM (nLKwz)

196 LenNeal, I saw that people are trying to discredit Vance's amazing story by saying he's not sharing the true Appalachia they grew up in and know. Trying to imply he's fake or a carpetbagger or something.

Well it might not be THEIR family's Appalachian story, but it's HIS. Is he not allowed to share his own lived experience?

(Just throwing their jargon back at them!)

Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2024 07:55 PM (Eng1Z)

197 Outright extermination of the drug cartels?

That'll piss off the intelligence community.

Posted by: Methos at July 17, 2024 07:55 PM (Dnobf)

198 195 Man speaking now is the one, actually one of many, who made AOC look like an absolute fool during a Congressional hearing.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 17, 2024

That isn’t a very high bar. 😂

Posted by: Piper at July 17, 2024 07:56 PM (pZEOD)

199 I like what Sarah Jessica Parker has done with her hair.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2024 07:18 PM (RIvkX)
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This literally made me laugh out loud.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2024 07:56 PM (bS+DD)

200 Half my family descended from the Hatfields.

So yeah, hillbilly.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 07:53 PM (aPY1X)

You might be related to Vance.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 07:56 PM (V13WU)

201 David Lara is also good

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 07:56 PM (gKWVE)

202 191 So Joe got the covids and will have to lay low for a week or two or a little longer maybe like forever.
Posted by: fd at July 17, 2024 07:54 PM (vFG9F

Maybe it's just a ploy.

After the Trump shooting, Biden got a break from the onslaught.

Now he's 'sick'.


Now is not the time to be calling for the President to end his campaign! The poor man is sick!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 07:56 PM (aPY1X)

203 The other half is Scandinavian and Jewish from the North, and they're all Socialists, then my confused dad married a fallen Mennonite girl and here we are.

I gave it all up and went to The Balkans where I've actually found a home.
There, I get off the plane and I get respect.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2024 07:56 PM (bFId9)

204 Jonah Goldberg is grotesque. He's the unseemly, waddling personification of everything I hate about ConInc.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2024 07:56 PM (GykSX)

205 95 Catturd ™ @catturd2 2h Replying to @MattWalshBlog
My God - Do you hear yourself talking? ... Please Matt, tell us who you deem worthy of being able to vote for Trump ( Even though you pushed DeSantis and you’re a never Trumper who was wrong about everything) you’re such a joke. 😂

This is @MattWalshBlog … He’s an anti-Trump loser who suddenly pretends like he knows what’s good for people who have supported Trump since the beginning. He hates Trump and thinks he’s superior to us, the people who’ve never wavered and supported Trump since the beginning. He went all in on DeSantis and now think he’s the moral Authority on Trump. I’m sick and tired of these phony clowns and I’ll be calling them out going forward.

https://tinyurl.com/y2rdsjt6
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 17, 2024 07:34 PM (wse2C)
________
Schlicter and Kimball said things like that about Trump when Walsh posted that. And Mollie Hemingway wasn't much more favorable. There's a big difference between before and after Trump was President.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 17, 2024 07:57 PM (1bNHn)

206 Told this dude he's never worked in a factory. Who is he? How is he a True Marxist, he's never, ever, worked with anything like productivity? He's never in his entire life worked.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2024 07:45 PM (bFId9)

Marx never did. Nasty irresponsible scrounger.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 07:57 PM (eoQWY)

207
For a second I thought that horse was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Posted by: Potato Of The United States at July 17, 2024 07:57 PM (OgWfa)

208 I see People in the crowd wearing gauze on right ear!

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 07:58 PM (V13WU)

209 That horse picture reminds me of that horse whose picture was posted here years ago, with long flowing locks. He was dubbed "the Fabio of horses" and was just beautiful.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2024 07:58 PM (bS+DD)

210 91 >>>Fat Jonah is on CNN and called the RNC an "abatoir" - San Franpsycho

???

color me confused as well

maybe I should write something more cogent so that jonah can plagiarize it
Posted by: Nobody reads ace except ace and him only barely at July 17, 2024 07:34 PM (KRtlO)
______
At least that would imply one other person (?) reads ace.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 17, 2024 07:58 PM (1bNHn)

211 198 195 Man speaking now is the one, actually one of many, who made AOC look like an absolute fool during a Congressional hearing.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 17, 2024

My pet Chihuahua could easily complete that task......

Posted by: Buster Hymand at July 17, 2024 07:58 PM (rcLES)

212 The border patrol dude was awesome

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 17, 2024 07:58 PM (4XwPj)

213
That'll piss off the intelligence community.
Posted by: Methos at July 17, 2024 07:55 PM (Dnobf)

However will they make up all that lost money from drugs. IC has been mafia for a long time

Posted by: enough BS at July 17, 2024 07:59 PM (2NXcZ)

214 I feels it's unappreciated that Monica De La Cruz got elected in a South Texas district that would have normally elected a Democrat.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2024 07:59 PM (1Yy3c)

215 If the thought of Gerald Nadler naked and ululating nauseates you stay away from the DNC.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 17, 2024 07:54 PM


Thank you. I don't want my cherished memory of him waddling up to the podium to the Chariots of Fire main theme tarnished.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2024 07:59 PM (Ph+AI)

216 Oh, probably the best White Trash thing to see, if you want, is:

'Where The Lillies Bloom', terrific.
The girl in it is perfect.

"Not a bad place to spend Eternity."

Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2024 07:59 PM (bFId9)

217 Posted by: Eeyore at July 17, 2024 07:57 PM (1bNHn)

Yeah but Matt Walsh is a true hall monitor asshole.

I’m more than willing to forgive and forget, hell I flirted with not voting Trump in 16 My dad set me straight on that, but Matt has remained an above it dickhead.



Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 17, 2024 08:00 PM (eZwyX)

218 I feels it's unappreciated that Monica De La Cruz got elected in a South Texas district that would have normally elected a Democrat.

==

I remember that election !

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 08:00 PM (V13WU)

219 I know Carlos. Carlos is a friend of mine. You sir are no Carlos.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 08:00 PM (LkLld)

220 bluebell, that was Sixkiller's horse.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2024 08:00 PM (5MvGY)

221 180
Ford questioned state police on their role in the command center and who was running the top lines of communication. She was told they cannot release information relating to operational security or planning.
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In other words, it was a snafu and we don't want to look worse than we already do.

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #23 at July 17, 2024 08:01 PM (qfLjt)

222
Ma & Pa Kettle

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 08:01 PM (6ml7Y)

223 Awww these ranchers are cute. I love the lady's turquoise jewelry!

Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2024 08:01 PM (Eng1Z)

224 I predict the schools across America take down pictures of George Washington because it can become photoganda. in fact better pull the statue of Iwo Jima marines as it is statuganda and likely offensive to the Japanese.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2024 08:01 PM (W/lyH)

225 Is he the one they tried to ring up on murder charges?

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2024 08:02 PM (MGB5H)

226 Why was the deep state’s bloodthirsty regime change expert Victoria Neuland guaranteeing that Trump “won’t be President” with a crooked smile on her face just hours before a Biden Donor was allowed by Secret Service to shoot Trump in the head?

https://tinyurl.com/2d73jbej
Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #22 at July 17, 2024 07:53 PM (qfLjt)

She did something some months ago right before she got sacked. Mentioned a "surprise" to Putin and right after some Islamists shot up some kids and ladies at a Moscow shopping mall and tried to run to Ukraine.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 08:02 PM (eoQWY)

227 In other words, it was a snafu and we don't want to look worse than we already do.
Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #23 at July 17, 2024 08:01 PM (qfLjt)

Or the feds are threatening them if they do.

Posted by: enough BS at July 17, 2024 08:02 PM (2NXcZ)

228 'Where The Lillies Bloom' is a great movie.
The lead in it is stunning and perfect.

Julie Gholson.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2024 08:02 PM (bFId9)

229 I feel like this guy stepped off the sound stage for a mob film.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2024 08:02 PM (1Yy3c)

230 Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep that much mane and forelock untangled?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2024 07:54 PM


May I offer you a curry?

Posted by: Apu at July 17, 2024 08:03 PM (Ph+AI)

231 Peter Navarro's Speech was amazing. Just a reminder in all the happy talk: the other side are totalitarians and will not hesitate to jail all of us.

And now all of the border stuff. It is sobering, and hard to party and rah rah.

Posted by: Ex GOP at July 17, 2024 08:03 PM (GpUII)

232 Nadler shitting himself on stage with Pelosi is my most cherished memory of the man.

Like Jonah, Jewish deli operators in NYC bar the doors, retreat to the basement, load their guns, and pray in terror when they feel the tremors of his approach.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2024 08:03 PM (GykSX)

233 There was an aerial picture in National Geographic decades ago showing the mouth of the Chesapeake Bay with rays on the surface when they were congregating. Estimate of maybe two million rays.

Posted by: Ray Croc at July 17, 2024 08:04 PM (V5BDR)

234 Sen Manchin on Bad Blue saying wait until weekend for medical report on Sundowner.
Think they talked him into a mental health test?

https://tinyurl.com/584s8hk7

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2024 08:04 PM (fwDg9)

235 The police already said that they only had control over parking and crowd control and thereby dumped the "sloped roof" on the SS, they're being told to shut up.

Posted by: enough BS at July 17, 2024 08:04 PM (2NXcZ)

236 It's pouring down

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2024 08:05 PM (fwDg9)

237 202 Now is not the time to be calling for the President to end his campaign! The poor man is sick!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024

Don’t know about DC, but the creepy crud is going around here and I got it. I have no voice, a dry cough, and general feeling of blech, a technical term. Doubt it’s Covid, but I don’t bother testing. Just Lysoling the heck out of everything.

Posted by: Piper at July 17, 2024 08:05 PM (pZEOD)

238 >>Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep that much mane and forelock untangled?

Got a bit of an idea.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 08:05 PM (LkLld)

239 Oh, probably the best White Trash thing to see, if you want, is:

'Where The Lillies Bloom', terrific.
The girl in it is perfect.

"Not a bad place to spend Eternity."
Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2024 07:59 PM (bFId9)

I liked that movie when it came out, tho it isn't my usual type. Girl hides her momma's death so the family won't be broken up IIRC. Lots of my friends growing up were from WV / KY hills and farms even up in Cincinnati.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 08:05 PM (eoQWY)

240 If you go to Duck Duck go and type in Did Jerry Nadler...

The second result is Jerry Nadler Poopy Pants.

I'm proud that we made that happen.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 08:06 PM (aPY1X)

241 Piper, be glad to ship you some ivermec!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2024 08:06 PM (5MvGY)

242 you know, it's about we heard some ZZ top from the house band...

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 08:06 PM (V13WU)

243 >>> I predict the schools across America take down pictures of George Washington because it can become photoganda. in fact better pull the statue of Iwo Jima marines as it is statuganda and likely offensive to the Japanese.

You think that's bad...I'm terrified!

Posted by: Washington State Flag at July 17, 2024 08:06 PM (Eng1Z)

244 You're welcome, sock_rat_eez ; someone else on the Max Boot thread found it on X.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 17, 2024 08:06 PM (wse2C)

245 @sethjlevy
·
24s
🚨 CNN: Biden is listening to pleas he step aside. Asking if Kamala can win

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 08:07 PM (LkLld)

246 TX Governor

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 08:07 PM (/7KEl)

247 Wheels up

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 17, 2024 08:07 PM (DBZuM)

248 Wheelz is up!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 08:07 PM (aPY1X)

249 I'll link them again.

But I do link them all the time!
Posted by: Nobody reads ace except ace and him only barely at July 17, 2024 07:25 PM (KRtlO)


Whatever you post is fine. I'm just glad you post.

You could link short clips of carpenters working with hand tools, thought. I always love that sort of thing.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2024 08:07 PM (D7oie)

250 Don’t know about DC, but the creepy crud is going around here and I got it. I have no voice, a dry cough, and general feeling of blech, a technical term. Doubt it’s Covid, but I don’t bother testing. Just Lysoling the heck out of everything.
Posted by: Piper at July 17, 2024 08:05 PM (pZEOD)

Cinnamon hard candy is my home remedy for dry coughs. I used to get them so bad I would not sleep and start spitting up meals. I keep lots around me and treat them like medicine.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 08:07 PM (eoQWY)

251 meh Abbott. I want Paxton

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 08:07 PM (gKWVE)

252 One thing many people don't get about Trump is he would be more than happy to have a VP break out like Palin. Unlike that small fuck McCain who couldn't take it.

For those who only listen to pieces of Trump they should tune in sometime to random stuff and hear how much credit he really gives to other people. People on the ground. People who do the work. And he does it by name and he doesn't do it quickly.

Trump would be happy to pass the torch. He knows he's old. And anyway the guy is "his" pick so it's win-win because he can feel like it was all his doing should he want to.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 08:08 PM (lX8VI)

253 She did something some months ago right before she got sacked. Mentioned a "surprise" to Putin and right after some Islamists shot up some kids and ladies at a Moscow shopping mall and tried to run to Ukraine.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 08:02 PM (eoQWY)

Exactly. So this attempt on Saturday was fully orchestrated. The DEI's were chosen to look stupid and take the heat, while Crooks walked freely on the grounds and the SS hesitated long enough for him to shoot.

Posted by: enough BS at July 17, 2024 08:08 PM (2NXcZ)

254 He said doody

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 08:08 PM (aPY1X)

255 JackStraw. When we get to sit and drink together the stories will have us laughing until dawn

Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2024 08:08 PM (5MvGY)

256 Yeah but Matt Walsh is a true hall monitor asshole.

I’m more than willing to forgive and forget, hell I flirted with not voting Trump in 16 My dad set me straight on that, but Matt has remained an above it dickhead.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 17, 2024 08:00 PM (eZwyX)

Van Jones is a leftist, but he’s a very intelligent one with his finger on the pulse of black culture. He says that the Amber Rose speech was the most dangerous speech to democrats at the convention by far. Matt Walsh is a fool not to get this.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2024 08:09 PM (S6gqv)

257 Sounds good to me, Ben Had.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 08:09 PM (LkLld)

258 190 Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep that much mane and forelock untangled?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2024

I have never owned an Iberian anything, so my ponies had / have pulled manes with the exception of 1. We had a Haflinger for my daughter as her large. We kept that monster mane braided. Cupcake was a good girl, though. She would try to grab a bite of whatever was being used to make the jumps “scary” on her way over. It became a standing joke.

Posted by: Piper at July 17, 2024 08:10 PM (pZEOD)

259 JackStraw I hope everyone tells him
No

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2024 08:10 PM (fwDg9)

260 CNN reporting "sources" say Biden asking advisors if they "think Kamala can win" and is "receptive" in discussions about his future.

Posted by: hart at July 17, 2024 08:10 PM (+HNr0)

261 I liked that movie when it came out, tho it isn't my usual type. Girl hides her momma's death so the family won't be broken up IIRC. Lots of my friends growing up were from WV / KY hills and farms even up in Cincinnati.
Posted by: Oldcat'

She hides her father's death, and tries to fulfill her father's wish that her stupid, but hot, sister not marry a well-intentioned guy up the road. She realizes her father was wrong, that her sister likes the guy as much as she can, because she's kinda stupid, and it is the best for the family. It's a really good movie. If a bit slow and 1970s by modern standards. I return to it from time to time and fall in love with the lead all over again.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2024 08:10 PM (bFId9)

262 The Chilton's make a cute couple.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2024 08:11 PM (1Yy3c)

263 A guy on Twitter named Josh Walkos just posted something *very* shady-sounding.

On July 12th, a company called Austin Private Wealth LLC shorted 12 million shares of stock in Trump Media & Technology via a put option (whatever that is).

Thread about it here; I don't understand financial lingo but hopefully someone else does:

https://tinyurl.com/4knf3rrk

Posted by: Dr. T at July 17, 2024 08:11 PM (jGGMD)

264 Van Jones is a dangerous Marxist

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2024 08:11 PM (fwDg9)

265 >>Van Jones is a leftist, but he’s a very intelligent one with his finger on the pulse of black culture. He says that the Amber Rose speech was the most dangerous speech to democrats at the convention by far. Matt Walsh is a fool not to get this.

I thought she did a great job but Madeline Brame knocked it out of the park.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 08:11 PM (LkLld)

266
260 CNN reporting "sources" say Biden asking advisors if they "think Kamala can win" and is "receptive" in discussions about his future.
Posted by: hart at July 17, 2024 08:10 PM (+HNr0)

It's a ploy to get him safely home to the nomination.


He's 'thinking about it'. Give him time.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 08:12 PM (aPY1X)

267 260 CNN reporting "sources" say Biden asking advisors if they "think Kamala can win" and is "receptive" in discussions about his future.
Posted by: hart at July 17, 2024 08:10 PM (+HNr0)

IOW, they're threatening to put Huntie in prison if he doesn't skedaddle

Posted by: enough BS at July 17, 2024 08:12 PM (2NXcZ)

268 Cupcake was a good girl, though'

Piper

You had a HORSE named 'Cupcake'?

Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2024 08:12 PM (bFId9)

269 She did something some months ago right before she got sacked. Mentioned a "surprise" to Putin and right after some Islamists shot up some kids and ladies at a Moscow shopping mall and tried to run to Ukraine.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 08:02 PM (eoQWY)

Exactly. So this attempt on Saturday was fully orchestrated. The DEI's were chosen to look stupid and take the heat, while Crooks walked freely on the grounds and the SS hesitated long enough for him to shoot.
Posted by: enough BS at July 17, 2024 08:08 PM (2NXcZ)

I am also convinced that Russia put a word in to certain West African nations and got France and the US kicked out of there. Newland flew in there in the emergency and was told to pound sand.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 08:12 PM (eoQWY)

270 Watching a sprint car race on TV. It's in Portsmouth, OH. I watch a lot of racing and golf and every now and then it will be in a spot in the US I've never been too. I had no idea that part of Ohio was so pretty. The track is next to the Ohio river. Lots of hills and valleys with farms scattered about. Whoever is running the drone is doing a good job at showing off the scenery. We live in a beautiful country, and it may be in places you never realized.

Sorry for the non-convention observation.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 17, 2024 08:12 PM (sAmhv)

271 250 Cinnamon hard candy is my home remedy for dry coughs. I used to get them so bad I would not sleep and start spitting up meals. I keep lots around me and treat them like medicine.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024

Thank you! I will try to find some.

Posted by: Piper at July 17, 2024 08:12 PM (pZEOD)

272 265. Diamond or Silk or whichever is still with us completely agrees with Jones.

Posted by: enough BS at July 17, 2024 08:13 PM (2NXcZ)

273 Biden has COVID.

And here's a random link about What to Know About Pulmonary Embolism and COVID-19

http://alturl.com/vtws5

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2024 08:13 PM (IFNME)

274 "Alex is an excellent writer. Always engaging."

Nice legs, too. And that crop.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 17, 2024 08:13 PM (KAi1n)

275 CNN reporting "sources" say Biden asking advisors if they "think Kamala can win" and is "receptive" in discussions about his future.
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I bet that's just a big ole "nudge" from the media or whomever. What's he gonna say?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2024 08:13 PM (u/QE9)

276 ymca again, hanging out with all the boys

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 08:14 PM (gKWVE)

277 CNN reporting "sources" say Biden asking advisors if they "think Kamala can win" and is "receptive" in discussions about his future.
Posted by: hart at July 17, 2024 08:10 PM (+HNr0)

IOW, they're threatening to put Huntie in prison if he doesn't skedaddle
Posted by: enough BS at July 17, 2024 08:12 PM (2NXcZ)

Wishcasting by CNN I think. They still imagine they can play nice and get him to fold. I still don't know what they think Harris can do.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 08:14 PM (eoQWY)

278 One thing that makes zero sense though. If someone conspired to kill Trump, they sent the absolute worst possible marksman. A feeble soy creature who 'sucked so bad at marksmanship they asked him never to come back'.

That isn't the makings of a good conspiracy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 08:14 PM (aPY1X)

279 Has anyone tried the bleach, then ammonia pest cocktail mentioned here the other night?

Posted by: Bug Tussle at July 17, 2024 08:14 PM (V5BDR)

280 CNN reporting "sources" say Biden asking advisors if they "think Kamala can win" and is "receptive" in discussions about his future.
Posted by: hart at July 17, 2024 08:10 PM (+HNr0)


I trust these as much as I trusted the "sources" who said Trump was a dirty Russian spy who slept with double-agent hookers every hour on the hour.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 17, 2024 08:14 PM (jGGMD)

281 184 Why was the deep state’s bloodthirsty regime change expert Victoria Neuland guaranteeing that Trump “won’t be President” with a crooked smile on her face just hours before a Biden Donor was allowed by Secret Service to shoot Trump in the head?

https://tinyurl.com/2d73jbej
Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #22 at July 17, 2024 07:53 PM (qfLjt)


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She didn't say "guarantee".

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 17, 2024 08:14 PM (2fIO4)

282 Nice legs, too. And that crop.
Posted by: SFGoth at July 17, 2024 08:13 PM (KAi1n)

She uses a crop on you?

Posted by: enough BS at July 17, 2024 08:14 PM (2NXcZ)

283 Piper, one of my futurity horses had a mane the hung to her knee. She was amazing on a cow and all that mane gave her style points out the yingyang

Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2024 08:15 PM (5MvGY)

284 237 202 Now is not the time to be calling for the President to end his campaign! The poor man is sick!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024

Don’t know about DC, but the creepy crud is going around here and I got it. I have no voice, a dry cough, and general feeling of blech, a technical term. Doubt it’s Covid, but I don’t bother testing. Just Lysoling the heck out of everything.
Posted by: Piper at July 17, 2024 08:05 PM (pZEOD)

If you got it, it's a 7-10 day sore throat (worst symptom), with fatigue and dry cough, although I also cannot stand the smell of Aldi's rotisserie chicken right now (aka, some nose smell issues) - whole house got it here in late June through early July. Sucked.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 17, 2024 08:15 PM (exHjb)

285 @263

>>Thread about it here; I don't understand financial lingo but hopefully someone else does:

It's now undeniable that the plan to assassinate Trump has been a long time in the making and that the decision to go the Sic Semper Tyrannis route was made very recently and the calculus was that they could weather the storm but they had to act before Trump accepted the nomination and named his VP.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 17, 2024 08:15 PM (XV/Pl)

286 >>> Van Jones is a leftist, but he’s a very intelligent one with his finger on the pulse of black culture. He says that the Amber Rose speech was the most dangerous speech to democrats at the convention by far. Matt Walsh is a fool not to get this.

Ooh I'll have to go watch it. Van Jones getting peeved is always good. We don't have time anymore for the Dana Carvey-esque church lady karen hall monitors to carefully curate who is worthy of being a conservative. Big beautiful tent of happy warriors, please!

Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2024 08:15 PM (Eng1Z)

287 So are they gonna announce Kamala tomorrow or wait until Trump's given his speech?

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 08:15 PM (lX8VI)

288 I initially didn’t like Amber Rose because she had this weird head tattoo but everything she said was fire

And if you want to increase your chances of defeating the left you have to focus at what we have in common rather than what divides us ,and unite the factions and people of different backgrounds together if they all believe in the same tenets of American freedom and individual sovereignty

Well except the gop-e cuz fuck those dildo freaks lol

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 17, 2024 08:15 PM (DBZuM)

289 I suspect sarah Philips fills out a red dress better than AOP

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2024 08:15 PM (D7oie)

290 SHE HAS MY ATTENTION

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 08:15 PM (/7KEl)

291 here's our lady in red

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 08:15 PM (gKWVE)

292 https://tinyurl.com/4sc3p2hn
Posted by: LizLem
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Far better job than I did.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 17, 2024 08:16 PM (4780s)

293 Cinnamon hard candy is my home remedy for dry coughs. I used to get them so bad I would not sleep and start spitting up meals. I keep lots around me and treat them like medicine.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024

Thank you! I will try to find some.
Posted by: Piper at July 17, 2024 08:12 PM (pZEOD)

You can get them on Amazon, and they last for years if your stores don't have them. Groceries often have a generic bag in the candy area.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 08:16 PM (eoQWY)

294 Mrs. Chilton mentions three borders jumpers dying crossing their ranch.

As shitty as the border invasion is Republicans need to pound home how restricting the borders is the most humanitarian thing that can be done simply for the fact that it keeps so many men, women and children from suffering horrific fates. We *do not* want to see these poor people being raped and abused, sold into virtual slavery or dying ignominious deaths just to cross into America. It is WRONG! And the left doesn't fucking care.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2024 08:16 PM (1Yy3c)

295 Just got home. I’m assuming all the Sarah Jessica Parker jokes have been taken.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 17, 2024 08:16 PM (u73oe)

296 I think he may actually be gone this time. The vibe is different.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 17, 2024 08:16 PM (Dm8we)

297 Has anyone tried the bleach, then ammonia pest cocktail mentioned here the other night?
Posted by: Bug Tussle at July 17, 2024 08:14 PM (V5BDR)


It worked at Ypres

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2024 08:16 PM (D7oie)

298 Kyle Rittenhouse for Secret Service.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 08:16 PM (/NEnv)

299 Yeah it wouldn't shock me if the Dems announced Biden withdraw tomorrow before Trump goes on.

Just to suck the air out of the room.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 08:17 PM (aPY1X)

300 I think the Dems are stuck.

All they have is a bitch about Trump campaign and no one wants to hear it.

So they are pivoting to a "positive" "united" campaign with Mamala, the tough hard-nosed prosecutor mommy.

And get ready for Buttjudge in your face.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 08:17 PM (lX8VI)

301 278 One thing that makes zero sense though. If someone conspired to kill Trump, they sent the absolute worst possible marksman. A feeble soy creature who 'sucked so bad at marksmanship they asked him never to come back'.

That isn't the makings of a good conspiracy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 08:14 PM (aPY1X)

If they're asking someone to die in the performance of a job, you don't get your pick of the litter sometimes. You go with what you get.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 17, 2024 08:17 PM (xJaNO)

302 Ok I wish I hadn't seen the video of the abused donkey. That did not make my night.

Posted by: Tuna at July 17, 2024 08:17 PM (oaGWv)

303 These people killed millions of elderly folks in order to keep Trump out of office. They killed your relatives. They kept you from visiting your family in nursing homes. They killed them, on purpose, for the presidency.

Some workaday nobody's son or daughter is nothing to them. Less than the gum on their shoe nothing. Valueless. Meaningless. The people who killed millions with a virus for the presidency would have zero problems keeping an individual in line with a simple threat against their kid.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 07:19 PM (tHxO3)

The Left is willing to kill and kill again to get what they want.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 17, 2024 08:17 PM (8sMut)

304 I always found those "workers and students, unite!" signs hilarious. Students are "students" because they don't want to work. Nothing in common.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 17, 2024 08:17 PM (KAi1n)

305 55 I think the Cafe needs more police chase and badge cam videos.
Big horn sheep and horses are cool too though.

Posted by: Reforger at July 17, 2024 07:27 PM (xcIvR)
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Canadian police chases? Promise?

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #24 at July 17, 2024 08:17 PM (qfLjt)

306 I heard on the radio news today about the FBI having unlocked the shooters phone and he had been using "encrypted comms". That's probably WhatsApp and/or Signal.

But there's the question. If he's using encrypted comms, who is he comming with?

I am going to say that the FBI already knows.

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2024 08:17 PM (IFNME)

307
I wonder who camelface's "tim kaine" pick will be.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 08:17 PM (6ml7Y)

308 Andalusian horse
hair by Vidal Sassoon

Vidal Sassoon had an amazing life.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 17, 2024 08:18 PM (xJaNO)

309 One thing that makes zero sense though. If someone conspired to kill Trump, they sent the absolute worst possible marksman. A feeble soy creature who 'sucked so bad at marksmanship they asked him never to come back'.

That isn't the makings of a good conspiracy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 08:14 PM (aPY1X)


I'm not convinced there was an actual conspiracy, but Crooks isn't that bad of a fall guy. They at least tried to run the "evil white male Republican voter twisted into psychosis by Trump" playbook. And as we know, the assassination very nearly came off; 150 yards is nothing, even for a bad shot, and it was just that sudden turning of the head that botched the attempt.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 17, 2024 08:18 PM (jGGMD)

310 @278

>>That isn't the makings of a good conspiracy.

Again, the assassin did not miss, the target moved their head and instead of having the back of his skull blown out, he suffered a grazing wound to the ear, and was taken out, not by a USSS sniper it turns out but by some other operator.

This is not conspiracy, this is fact, Deep State Operatives at the highest levels attempted to assassinate Donald Trump.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 17, 2024 08:18 PM (XV/Pl)

311 'Where The Lillies Bloom', also the lead looks almost exactly like my sister who is just not too bright and got knocked up and had a kid, and then later, when she asked me about a dude she thought 'might like her' I checked him out and had to give assent.
On their first date, he took her to one of the last drive-in movie theaters in America, told her to bring the kid, was respectful, and didn't try to fuck her on the first date. Didn't even try for anything sexual, seemed to really like her. So, that movie's lead kind of reminds me of my sister.
I later bought her husband a Harley Sportster after they had TWO MORE KIDS and didn't get a boy. Holy shit their house looked like My Little Pony had a nuclear war.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2024 08:18 PM (bFId9)

312 She uses a crop on you?
Posted by: enough BS

I wouldn't mind.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 17, 2024 08:18 PM (KAi1n)

313 278 One thing that makes zero sense though. If someone conspired to kill Trump, they sent the absolute worst possible marksman. A feeble soy creature who 'sucked so bad at marksmanship they asked him never to come back'.

With his first shot he hit his target in the head.

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2024 08:19 PM (IFNME)

314 We need some honey badgers back up in here!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2024 08:19 PM (5MvGY)

315
295 Just got home. I’m assuming all the Sarah Jessica Parker jokes have been taken.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 17, 2024 08:16 PM

--

Andi McDowell is available.

Posted by: Warden of Parrot Prison at July 17, 2024 08:19 PM (1vwBF)

316 It worked at Ypres
Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2024 08:16 PM (D7oie)

Point of order! Chlorine was used at Ypres, but there IS non-chlorinated bleach.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 17, 2024 08:19 PM (8sMut)

317 It's now undeniable that the plan to assassinate Trump has been a long time in the making and that the decision to go the Sic Semper Tyrannis route was made very recently and the calculus was that they could weather the storm but they had to act before Trump accepted the nomination and named his VP.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 17, 2024 08:15 PM (XV/Pl)

Sic Semper Tyrannis "Such always to Tyrants" was what Booth shouted after shooting Lincoln. It is Virginia's State Motto. The effect was marred by him breaking a ankle bone in jumping to the stage however.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 08:19 PM (eoQWY)

318 Van Jones is a leftist, but he’s a very intelligent one with his finger on the pulse of black culture. He says that the Amber Rose speech was the most dangerous speech to democrats at the convention by far. Matt Walsh is a fool not to get this.
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DC_Draino @DC_Draino 8h
I second these wise words from @catturd2

MAGA is for everyone that believes in America First, secure borders, law & order, a strong military, and common sense policies that boost the American middle class

Obnoxious, self-righteous purists need to remember we’re in a general election now, not a GOP primary

Most votes wins

Roseanne Barr @therealroseanne 4h
Y’all accepted me despite my foul mouth and history. We are the big tent party now. Populists who care about the future of our children. The issues we care about are the issues everyone ACTUALLY cares about.

We don’t care about virtue signaling or trying to impress our tinder dates
with thoughtless bullshit no one actually believes.

We care about the principles of this great nation and if we are to preserve them we must come together. We must unite and stop our adversaries from brainwashing anymore of our children into destroying this great country.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 17, 2024 08:19 PM (wse2C)

319
You had a HORSE named 'Cupcake'?
Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2024 08

She was a pony, and yes. Had one named Jigsaw, too. My warmblood was Bombshell, because she was, and my Paint is Picasso.

Posted by: Piper at July 17, 2024 08:19 PM (pZEOD)

320 57 Since there are no cows in tonight's Café, the Style Guide suggests there be no cow puns.
Posted by: Eromero

Because for some reason, cows can stand on a slightly sloping roof. Unlike the SS.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 17, 2024 07:28 PM (Cp1vk)
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Cow tipping? Easier on a sloping roof?

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #25 at July 17, 2024 08:20 PM (qfLjt)

321 I don't think Kamala picks a boring white guy like Bredesen or Beshear. Polis would be the obvious AWFL pick.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 08:20 PM (gKWVE)

322
No matter who camelface's tim kaine is, we will learn he is a "moderate."

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 08:20 PM (6ml7Y)

323 I've had Covid twice. It's worse than a cold, but less than the flu. Honestly, one day of body aches and chills then a lingering cough for a few days. It's nothing unless you are admitted to a hospital.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 17, 2024 08:20 PM (Cp1vk)

324
Sic Semper Tyrannis "Such always to Tyrants" was what Booth shouted after shooting Lincoln. It is Virginia's State Motto. The effect was marred by him breaking a ankle bone in jumping to the stage however.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 08:19 PM (eoQWY)

So he yelled "Sic semper ty-OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!"?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 17, 2024 08:20 PM (8sMut)

325 Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2024 08:09 PM (S6gqv)

I’m convinced there’s people who still HATE Trump and his supporters because Trump doesn’t speak the way they would prefer and his supporters are icky middle and lower class trash they don’t want to deal with.

Walsh strikes me as that guy.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 17, 2024 08:20 PM (eZwyX)

326 If they're asking someone to die in the performance of a job, you don't get your pick of the litter sometimes. You go with what you get.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 17, 2024 08:17 PM (xJaN

Why does he have to die?

If they brought in a player from the black ops, gave him a proper rifle and a nice flag behind Trump showing the wind, he could have hit him from a mile out.

Instead they prodded a pimply faced bullied kid to try from 150 yards?

Plausible deniability I guess but if they wanted it done right.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 08:20 PM (aPY1X)

327 So they are pivoting to a "positive" "united" campaign with Mamala, the tough hard-nosed prosecutor mommy.



A blow job in every pot!

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 17, 2024 08:20 PM (/NEnv)

328 BIden is just talking Kamala to get them off his back.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 08:20 PM (V13WU)

329 Piper, if you can find some xylitol mints, I use zinc + xylitol mints that taste like Certs used to. They cool the throat and xylitol may be good against throat and nose viruses. The zinc is good too, and if you can get quercetin it may help too.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2024 08:21 PM (D7oie)

330 Newland flew in there in the emergency and was told to pound sand.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 08:12 PM (eoQWY)

More specifically, President General Tchiani (long may he reign), snubbed our horrid plenipotentiary, and sent his mighty Brig. Gen. Moussa Barmou to meet her diplomatic mission in his place, who told them "We don't want your money, use it to sponsor a weight loss program for Victoria Nuland."

*wipes away tear*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2024 08:21 PM (GykSX)

331 east palestine, here we go

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 08:21 PM (gKWVE)

332 Cruz is a fiery & effective advocate. Jesse Waters is an impressive interlocutor.

Cruz really blew the barn doors off talking about the USSS scandal a minute ago.

Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2024 08:21 PM (NLIak)

333 It's now undeniable that the plan to assassinate Trump has been a long time in the making and that the decision to go the Sic Semper Tyrannis route was made very recently and the calculus was that they could weather the storm but they had to act before Trump accepted the nomination and named his VP.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 17, 2024 08:15 PM (XV/Pl)


Maybe. Thing is, something like this was always going to raise red flags with somebody. To be sure, it wouldn't be the first time a conspiracy was spoiled by pure greed, but given what was at stake, you'd think those in charge would have tried to impose more discipline among those in on the plot.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 17, 2024 08:21 PM (jGGMD)

334 Ok, now they are just using a bigger hammer.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2024 08:21 PM (D7oie)

335 323 I've had Covid twice. It's worse than a cold, but less than the flu. Honestly, one day of body aches and chills then a lingering cough for a few days. It's nothing unless you are admitted to a hospital.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 17, 2024 08:20 PM (Cp1vk)

For me (at least) it was on par with the flu.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 17, 2024 08:21 PM (8sMut)

336 57 Since there are no cows in tonight's Café, the Style Guide suggests there be no cow puns.
Posted by: Eromero

I don’t think they should be discownted entirely.

Posted by: Piper at July 17, 2024 08:21 PM (pZEOD)

337 Has anyone tried the bleach, then ammonia pest cocktail mentioned here the other night?
Posted by: Bug Tussle at July 17, 2024 08:14 PM (V5BDR)

It worked at Ypres
Posted by: Kindltot
__________

It would have worked if they'd had sufficient reserves nearby to exploit the breach.

But I don't disagree that the French are pests.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 17, 2024 08:21 PM (Dm8we)

338 Fat Wolverine

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 08:21 PM (aPY1X)

339 paleSTEEN

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 08:21 PM (gKWVE)

340 Pales- TEEN

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 08:22 PM (/7KEl)

341 310 @278

>>That isn't the makings of a good conspiracy.

Again, the assassin did not miss, the target moved their head and instead of having the back of his skull blown out, he suffered a grazing wound to the ear, and was taken out, not by a USSS sniper it turns out but by some other operator.

This is not conspiracy, this is fact, Deep State Operatives at the highest levels attempted to assassinate Donald Trump.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 17, 2024 08:18 PM (XV/Pl)

The fact might be "allowed the attempted assassination"...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 17, 2024 08:22 PM (exHjb)

342 One thing that makes zero sense though. If someone conspired to kill Trump, they sent the absolute worst possible marksman. A feeble soy creature who 'sucked so bad at marksmanship they asked him never to come back'.

A lot changes after couple years of practice

Posted by: enough BS at July 17, 2024 08:22 PM (2NXcZ)

343 332 Cruz is a fiery & effective advocate. Jesse Waters is an impressive interlocutor.

Cruz really blew the barn doors off talking about the USSS scandal a minute ago.
Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2024 08:21 PM (NLIak)

Someone on Ace saying something POSITIVE about Cruz?????????

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 17, 2024 08:22 PM (8sMut)

344 My sister and her kid:

Me: "WTF? How are you having a child, where is this father?"

My sister: "Well, I met him at work and I thought he was cute!"

Me: "Well isn't that just the love story of the ages."

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2024 08:22 PM (bFId9)

345 Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 17, 2024 08:18 PM (XV/Pl)

Correct

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 17, 2024 08:22 PM (eZwyX)

346 I wonder who camelface's "tim kaine" pick will be.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 08:17 PM (6ml7Y)

I've been telling you for 3 plus years

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 08:23 PM (lX8VI)

347 You think that's bad...I'm terrified!
Posted by: Washington State Flag at July 17, 2024 08:06 PM (Eng1Z)

You'll look much better with an image of me on a red field.

Posted by: Josef Vissarionovich Dzugashvili at July 17, 2024 08:23 PM (8sMut)

348 10 I like what Sarah Jessica Parker has done with her hair.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2024 07:18 PM (RIvkX)

Threadwinner! Love this.

Posted by: Iris at July 17, 2024 08:23 PM (n3DL0)

349 55 I think the Cafe needs more police chase and badge cam videos.
Big horn sheep and horses are cool too though.

Posted by: Reforger at July 17, 2024 07:27 PM (xcIvR)
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Canadian police chases? Promise?
Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #24 at July 17, 2024 08:17 PM (qfLjt)

Not a police chase but a cat chase.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RK4z_INJkg

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 08:24 PM (eoQWY)

350 Andi McDowell is available.
Posted by: Warden of Parrot Prison at July 17, 2024 08:19 PM (1vwBF)

She was hot unlike SJP.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 17, 2024 08:24 PM (8sMut)

351 here's doug burgum

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 08:24 PM (gKWVE)

352 Burgum up.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 17, 2024 08:24 PM (woPEM)

353 296

Yes.

Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2024 08:24 PM (NLIak)

354 Burgmentum!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 17, 2024 08:24 PM (dg+HA)

355 he looks like Jeremy Irons in the bad D&D movie

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 08:24 PM (gKWVE)

356 I suspect Jonah is a furry.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 17, 2024 08:25 PM (JLq/1)

357 Posted by: enough BS at July 17, 2024 08:22 PM (2NXcZ)

There’s reports floating around about multiple shooters FWIW

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 17, 2024 08:25 PM (eZwyX)

358 Polis would be the obvious AWFL pick.
Posted by: gKWVE

Polis doesn't seem like an authentic AWFL.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 17, 2024 08:25 PM (KAi1n)

359 BIden is just talking Kamala to get them off his back.
Posted by: runner at July 17, 2024 08:20 PM (V13WU)

I've long said they would keep him in forever but now I think it might really be it. They gave him that scripted question about her in the Big Boy. I think theyre gonna do it and they will be totally united at the convention.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 08:25 PM (lX8VI)

360 #318 missed addendum!!!

Catturd ™ @catturd2 8h
Amber Rose and all her followers are 100% welcome in the MAGA movement.

So is anyone who wants to Make America Great Again.

And BTW - Her speech was fantastic.

When people see the light and change - you welcome them with open arms.

These egomaniacs who think they're the judge and jury of conservatism, and they, and they alone, from high on their moral soapbox, get to anoint who gets in the movement according to their own purity test - are a laughable joke.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 17, 2024 08:25 PM (wse2C)

361 Fat Wolverine
Posted by: AlaBAMA'

I like 'Logan' because of this.
I had a talk with my office today, where White women are disabling the locks with tape. I get there and the doors are standing open. I'm realizing, it is going to take a murder for these dumb bitches to realize that taping latches down will result in this. I am no longer saying anything.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2024 08:25 PM (bFId9)

362 >>I think he may actually be gone this time. The vibe is different.

They tried to throw Trump in prison. They tried to bankrupt him. They tried to throw him off the ballot and when all that failed they let an assassin take a shot at him.

Anyone still think they can't make Joe go if the want him gone?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 08:26 PM (LkLld)

363 Jonah is a member of boogie's sub club

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 08:26 PM (gKWVE)

364 She's kinda cute.

Posted by: Secretatiat of State John Kerry at July 17, 2024 08:26 PM (uNq85)

365 Burgum Up sounds like a health drink.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 17, 2024 08:27 PM (JLq/1)

366 Polis doesn't seem like an authentic AWFL.
Posted by: SFGoth'

I'm seeing AWFLs getting scared in my neck of the woods, and nobody will jump ship over a personal threat more than women.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2024 08:27 PM (bFId9)

367 Now NBC reporting Schumer had "blunt" conversation with Biden on state of race. He's out by next week.

Posted by: hart at July 17, 2024 08:27 PM (+HNr0)

368 I was coming to a verdict of colossal incompetence on the part of the Secret Service but the more they release another WTF tidbit of info I think no one can be this bad, can they? This really starts to look like it was intentional.

Our culture is so hosed now. It should not be partisan to say the Secret Service should not let protectees get shot. But the criticism is all from the Right so then it must be partisan.

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2024 08:27 PM (IFNME)

369 That PE Sara had big cans

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 17, 2024 08:27 PM (WF/xn)

370 >Polis doesn't seem like an authentic AWFL.


he likes peen..

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 08:27 PM (/7KEl)

371 367 Now NBC reporting Schumer had "blunt" conversation with Biden on state of race. He's out by next week.
Posted by: hart at July 17, 2024 08:27 PM (+HNr0


Sure, Jan.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 08:28 PM (aPY1X)

372 This guy's eyebrow game is on point

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 08:28 PM (/7KEl)

373 The fact might be "allowed the attempted assassination"...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 17, 2024 08:22 PM (exHjb)

No, aided and abetted. They kept the line of vision clear and are now pretending that his phone yielded nothing. Witnesses said that he even checked it on the roof. Sorry, it's not incompetence this time. Whatever you say about Nuland, she was pretty accurate with her Maidan incident, and she didn't care who died.

Posted by: enough BS at July 17, 2024 08:28 PM (2NXcZ)

374 Burgum looks like he could be on a coin or bill

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 17, 2024 08:28 PM (WF/xn)

375 She hides her father's death, and tries to fulfill her father's wish that her stupid, but hot, sister not marry a well-intentioned guy up the road. She realizes her father was wrong, that her sister likes the guy as much as she can, because she's kinda stupid, and it is the best for the family. It's a really good movie. If a bit slow and 1970s by modern standards. I return to it from time to time and fall in love with the lead all over again.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2024 08:10 PM (bFId9)

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the good-looking hot girl is Jan Smithers from WKRP

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 17, 2024 08:28 PM (2fIO4)

376 he looks like Jeremy Irons in the bad D&D movie
Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 08:24 PM (gKWVE)

It's neatly divided, there's a bad D&D movie and a good one.

Jeremy Irons was the best thing in the bad one.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 17, 2024 08:29 PM (lhenN)

377 Not a police chase but a cat chase.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RK4z_INJkg
Posted by: Oldcat at July

A lot of kitty chub there! I love it.

Posted by: Piper at July 17, 2024 08:29 PM (pZEOD)

378
Sounds like they finally scared the shit outta "dr" jill biden.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 08:29 PM (6ml7Y)

379 I wanted Vance or Burgum. PDT made the correct call.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 17, 2024 08:29 PM (2NHgQ)

380 367 Now NBC reporting Schumer had "blunt" conversation with Biden on state of race. He's out by next week.
Posted by: hart at July 17, 2024 08:27 PM (+HNr0)

I don't doubt that Chuck had that conversation with him. The big question is, however, who gets to join Kamala on the ticket? I don't see any volunteers.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 17, 2024 08:29 PM (xJaNO)

381 CSPAN has the convention and also speeches from earlier.

Peter Navarro, If they can put me in prison, if they can come for me, if they can come for Trump they can come for you.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 17, 2024 08:29 PM (l7fPC)

382 I predict the schools across America take down pictures of George Washington because it can become photoganda. in fact better pull the statue of Iwo Jima marines as it is statuganda and likely offensive to the Japanese.

Posted by: Diogenes

Oh look, Democrats are planning on removing the George Washington statue from the mayor's office in Chicago

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Specifically, crazy /evil Mayor Brandon Johnson who blamed Nixon for the 4th of July weekend massacre.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 17, 2024 08:30 PM (L/fGl)

383 >Burgum looks like he could be on a coin or bill


beard and a haircut, and he looks like Abe LIncoln

Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2024 08:30 PM (/7KEl)

384 Now that Dracula is safely not the VP, I like him better. But his Bill Gates connections spooked me. He would have been one of the most boring VP picks Trump cold have made.

Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2024 08:30 PM (Eng1Z)

385

So he yelled "Sic semper ty-OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!"?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 17, 2024 08:20 PM (8sMut)

LOL

Think the jump was first and he intended to strike a dignified pose on stage. He was an actor after all.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 08:30 PM (eoQWY)

386 306 But there's the question. If he's using encrypted comms, who is he comming with?

I am going to say that the FBI already knows.
Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2024 08:17 PM (IFNME)


I'll go further and say the FIB--or someone in their employ--was on the other side.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 17, 2024 08:30 PM (DTX3h)

387 >> Burgum looks like he could be on a coin or bill

Former classmate and good friend of a friend of mine. He says Burgum is very smart and a hell of a businessman.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 08:30 PM (LkLld)

388
How are the Democrats going to run on "bidenomics" without biden?

camelnomics?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 08:30 PM (6ml7Y)

389 i found myself wishing Navarro was younger so he could be the VP pick

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2024 08:31 PM (gKWVE)

390 Oh look, Democrats are planning on removing the George Washington statue from the mayor's office in Chicago

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Specifically, crazy /evil Mayor Brandon Johnson who blamed Nixon for the 4th of July weekend massacre.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 17, 2024 08:30 PM (L/fGl)

Good, Washington statues only belong on American territory.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 08:31 PM (eoQWY)

391 Mmmmm...Kellyanne

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 08:31 PM (aPY1X)

392 I didn't hear about the blunt summit.

Posted by: Cheech Marin at July 17, 2024 08:31 PM (uNq85)

393 297 Has anyone tried the bleach, then ammonia pest cocktail mentioned here the other night?
Posted by: Bug Tussle at July 17, 2024 08:14 PM (V5BDR)

It worked at Ypres

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2024 08:16 PM (D7oie)
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No, that was chlorine gas, Cl2 and not NCl3.
Phosgene, COCl2 was another "popular" one with troops.

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #26 at July 17, 2024 08:31 PM (qfLjt)

394 Second City Cop had a comment from a CPD who explained his AWFL neighbor refused to lock her doors or secure her car as it made her 'feel unsafe'. The rationale is that, if she has to do those things, her environment is unsafe, which she is then contributing to, and anticipating an unsafe environment, so her response to a dangerous environment is to defuse it.
So therefore her refusal to secure anything is an affirmation of her own safety.
If I find out one of these people is taping the door open at my office, I'll just wait for the inevitable rape-murder.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2024 08:32 PM (bFId9)

395 If Joe steps steps down his farewell speech will be insane.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 17, 2024 08:32 PM (JLq/1)

396 My prediction:

Harris/Shapiro

Same reason Trump took Vance. PA is it.

Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2024 08:32 PM (NLIak)

397 Someone on Ace saying something POSITIVE about Cruz?????????
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 17, 2024 08:22 PM (8sMut)


I voted for him in the Primaries. In listening to his podcast, he is a better litigator than RFKJr, and in the last 10 years he has become a much better speaker

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2024 08:32 PM (D7oie)

398 Nood

Posted by: tankdemon at July 17, 2024 08:32 PM (nLKwz)

399 Kellyanne Conway walks nice.

I'm shallow.

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2024 08:33 PM (IFNME)

400 Reallllllly noood.

Fresh for the pickin'.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 17, 2024 08:33 PM (nLKwz)

401 Lies and Rumors, Terminally Vain and Brutaly Handsome have entered the chat.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2024 08:33 PM (5MvGY)

402 Kellyanne is the one who offered to aid Biden's transition, IIRC

Posted by: enough BS at July 17, 2024 08:33 PM (2NXcZ)

403 he did something some months ago right before she got sacked. Mentioned a "surprise" to Putin and right after some Islamists shot up some kids and ladies at a Moscow shopping mall and tried to run to Ukraine.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 08:02 PM (eoQWY)

Exactly. So this attempt on Saturday was fully orchestrated. The DEI's were chosen to look stupid and take the heat, while Crooks walked freely on the grounds and the SS hesitated long enough for him to shoot.
Posted by: enough BS'

I have Russian contacts and word is it was US.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2024 08:33 PM (bFId9)

404 Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 08:30

Guy allowed Bill Gates to buy up farmland. Glad he’s not the VP.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 17, 2024 08:33 PM (eZwyX)

405 Now NBC reporting Schumer had "blunt" conversation with Biden on state of race. He's out by next week.
Posted by: hart at July 17, 2024 08:27 PM (+HNr0)


Heh. Biden or Schumer?

Imagine the fight to the death between the two.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2024 08:34 PM (D7oie)

406 Cruz is a fiery & effective advocate. Jesse Waters is an impressive interlocutor.

Cruz really blew the barn doors off talking about the USSS scandal a minute ago.
Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2024 08:21 PM (NLIak)

Someone on Ace saying something POSITIVE about Cruz?????????
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 17, 2024 08:22 PM (8sMut)

Hah. So true.

Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2024 08:34 PM (B1dzx)

407
Wacky prediction for my friends here:

If you didn't like JD Vance before, you'll like him after tonight. If you did like JDV before, you will love him after tonight.

I think we're in for something really special, tonight.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2024 08:34 PM (6ml7Y)

408 391 Mmmmm...Kellyanne
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 08:31 PM (aPY1X)

Sorry, don't trust her. Her husband was one of the biggest NeverTrumpers out there. I bet she was one of the biggest leakers out there in Trump 1.0.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 17, 2024 08:35 PM (xJaNO)

409 I'm seeing AWFLs getting scared in my neck of the woods, and nobody will jump ship over a personal threat more than women.
Posted by: LenNeal

That doesn't leave much other kinds of people....

Posted by: SFGoth at July 17, 2024 08:35 PM (KAi1n)

410 Now NBC reporting Schumer had "blunt" conversation with Biden on state of race. He's out by next week.
Posted by: hart at July 17, 2024 08:27 PM (+HNr0)

I'm still betting on Dr. Jill. She loses everything if she gets pried out of power. And she knows better than to trust Democrats to keep their word.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 08:35 PM (eoQWY)

411 I think theyre gonna do it and they will be totally united at the convention.
Posted by: ...
_________

Therein lies the problem. If he goes before the convention, it becomes a brawl for the nomination.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 17, 2024 08:35 PM (Dm8we)

412 Another feelgood video for anyone who wants it:

https://tinyurl.com/2nzspdp6

Posted by: Dr. T at July 17, 2024 08:35 PM (jGGMD)

413 Can Harris win? Biden allegedly asks.

Posted by: L - If ... at July 17, 2024 08:36 PM (NFX2v)

414 Gov Greg Abbott's speech was great

Posted by: redridinghood at July 17, 2024 08:36 PM (NpAcC)

415
Former classmate and good friend of a friend of mine. He says Burgum is very smart and a hell of a businessman.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 08:30 PM (LkLld)

I have heard the same. Maybe he will be part of the Admin. Sec of Interior ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 17, 2024 08:36 PM (WF/xn)

416 I've had Covid twice. It's worse than a cold, but less than the flu. Honestly, one day of body aches and chills then a lingering cough for a few days. It's nothing unless you are admitted to a hospital.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 17, 2024 08:20 PM (Cp1vk)

For me (at least) it was on par with the flu.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 17, 2024 08:21 PM (8sMut)

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I had a fever and a headache for a day and a half. Then just felt very, I don't know, detached? for about another week.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 17, 2024 08:37 PM (16NmB)

417 69 I made a fish pun but nobody gave a carp.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2024 07:30 PM (aPY1X)
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Wrong plaice for fish buns, .... wait ... puns.

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #27 at July 17, 2024 08:37 PM (qfLjt)

418 >>Guy allowed Bill Gates to buy up farmland. Glad he’s not the VP.

How would you go about stopping a person from buying land in your state?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 08:37 PM (LkLld)

419 >>> I was coming to a verdict of colossal incompetence on the part of the Secret Service but the more they release another WTF tidbit of info I think no one can be this bad, can they? This really starts to look like it was intentional.
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Deliberately short staffer Trump and assigning 3rd string agents is enough for me to convict them as accessories playing dumb hoping something 'might happen'.

Everything above/beyond that makes them active participants.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 17, 2024 08:38 PM (cOq4q)

420 I have Russian contacts and word is it was US.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2024 08:33 PM (bFId9)

We warned Americans not to go to shopping Malls in Moscow due to terrorist concerns. It was hit the next weekend.

Yeah, it was us. Putin has it on his list of things to revenge, I'm sure, but he's gonna get it by taking the world away from us.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 08:38 PM (eoQWY)

421 I heard on the radio news today about the FBI having unlocked the shooters phone and he had been using "encrypted comms". That's probably WhatsApp and/or Signal.


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I suspect that's stray voltage intended to help ban VPNs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 08:39 PM (tHxO3)

422 75 It's time to saddle up some horse puns

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2024 07:31 PM (fwDg9)
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In the mane they can be funny.

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #28 at July 17, 2024 08:39 PM (qfLjt)

423 >>Guy allowed Bill Gates to buy up farmland. Glad he’s not the VP.

How would you go about stopping a person from buying land in your state?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 08:37 PM (LkLld)

Pass a wealth tax for landowners that kicks in at 10 billion.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 08:39 PM (eoQWY)

424
I'm still betting on Dr. Jill. She loses everything if she gets pried out of power. And she knows better than to trust Democrats to keep their word.
Posted by: Oldcat

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She'll be stuck all alone with that irritable, urine-soaked old loon.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 17, 2024 08:39 PM (I87yH)

425 also blaster if you didn't read the last thread be sure to.
Especially:

https://tinyurl.com/2bcp9x74

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 08:40 PM (tHxO3)

426 Daniel Morgan routed Bloody Banastre Tarleton at the Battle of Cow Puns.

Go ahead and beat that one, Morons.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2024 08:41 PM (GykSX)

427 You're last guy on the bench if you suck at shooting.
You're off the team if you wave your gun around like an idiot and have lousy finger control, anger issues.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 17, 2024 08:41 PM (4780s)

428 Now NBC reporting Schumer had "blunt" conversation with Biden on state of race. He's out by next week.

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Wait, the same people told us Biden was fine in regards to the primaries. He's the pick partly because of his fortitude and ability.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 08:41 PM (tHxO3)

429 Repubs have some hot women politicians.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 17, 2024 08:41 PM (g8Ew8)

430 80
Gingrich's embalmer is awesome. He looks alive.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 17, 2024 07:33 PM (+oR7L)
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It's Bruce Willis from 'Death Becomes Her'.

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #29 at July 17, 2024 08:41 PM (qfLjt)

431 I've had Covid twice. It's worse than a cold, but less than the flu. Honestly, one day of body aches and chills then a lingering cough for a few days. It's nothing unless you are admitted to a hospital.
Posted by: Blutarski'

At least three times. The first time on a plane to Guadalajara Mexico with a pack of hacking and coughing Chinese from Wuhan before any lockdowns. That one very nearly killed me. Cerebral Edema. After that, another time, then got sick with the J&J shot scared I'd lose my job over an OSHA mandate and I didn't want the Pfizer. That first one, that was The Stand territory. My daughter had to get a prescription from Walgreens and she had to help me out of bed, I could not stand up by myself. She knows me, that was scary. That first Covid, it was a KILLER.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2024 08:42 PM (bFId9)

432 >>I think he may actually be gone this time. The vibe is different.

They tried to throw Trump in prison. They tried to bankrupt him. They tried to throw him off the ballot and when all that failed they let an assassin take a shot at him.

Anyone still think they can't make Joe go if the want him gone?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 08:26 PM (LkLld)

They could, but they aren't men of action. They hem and haw and wish he would do the right thing, meanwhile Biden is an idiot and Jill doesn't care if Biden gets shot, or not much.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 08:45 PM (eoQWY)

433 I keep going back to that iconic Pulitzer Prize winning New Yak Times photographer Doug Mills being in exactly the right place, at exactly the right moment to capture the bullet IN THE FUCKING AIR grazing Trumps head.
The we find out about a "trigger" near the body of the attempted assassin.
Humor me.
Report triggered camera. I don't want to do the math. How far did that bullet travel when the shock wave of the gun fired potentially hit the trigger next to retard boy?
If we lived in a same just world that camera would be in evidence right now.

Posted by: Reforger at July 17, 2024 08:45 PM (xcIvR)

434 I had to ask for help to get out of bed. Scared the shit out of my kid. She had to support me walking. The first Covid was the Real Thing and it was deadly as fuck.
But, in my opinion, it was the usual virus: it got loose and then mutated and lost its power like all viruses do.
But I'm not interested in anyone saying it was a hoax from the get-go, as it was not. I got the first variant and I understand why China was welding people into their apartments.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2024 08:47 PM (bFId9)

435 The first Covid was the Real Thing and it was deadly as fuck.

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Back in September of 2019?

Yeah, that sucked. Everyone around here had it. Coughed for months.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 08:47 PM (tHxO3)

436 Yes, the first Covid was a killer. Then it mutated and got less lethal. The original strains are gone.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 17, 2024 08:48 PM (xjTDL)

437 Ole Joe ain't going anywhere. Rumors of his removal will be greatly exaggerated.

Jill so loves the power.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 17, 2024 08:48 PM (g8Ew8)

438 Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2024 08:37 PM (LkLld

Not sure but if that death merchant trying to make fake foods to replace real food wants in then no.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 17, 2024 08:49 PM (eZwyX)

439 Daniel Morgan routed Bloody Banastre Tarleton at the Battle of Cow Puns.

Go ahead and beat that one, Morons.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2024 08:41 PM (GykSX)

I love that battle. Morgan told his militia that all they had to do was shoot, reload and shoot and they could retreat out of the battle. They did just that - and the regulars stopped the charge cold. When the tide started to turn the militia even turned and helped surround the Redcoats.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 08:49 PM (eoQWY)

440 What killed people in the U.S. was the treatment / lack of treatment. Posted before, but there was a coordinated FDA approved withholding of antibiotics to people with pneumonia in order to kill people and ramp up the fear.

Link goes to NIH.gov, scroll down until you see the charts / dates. It's shocking to see with your own eyes:

"This cross-sectional study examines the prescription fills of commonly prescribed outpatient antibiotics in the US through the end of 2020."

https://tinyurl.com/2b849sln

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 17, 2024 08:50 PM (tHxO3)

441 Even with that first virus, look at what happened on the Diamond Princess. It was not deadly for kids and they didn't spread it. But it would kill off a lot of old people when you deliberately infected them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 17, 2024 08:52 PM (xjTDL)

442 I had to ask for help to get out of bed. Scared the shit out of my kid. She had to support me walking. The first Covid was the Real Thing and it was deadly as fuck.
But, in my opinion, it was the usual virus: it got loose and then mutated and lost its power like all viruses do.
But I'm not interested in anyone saying it was a hoax from the get-go, as it was not. I got the first variant and I understand why China was welding people into their apartments.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 17, 2024 08:47 PM (bFId

Again, it sounds like a bad flu. Nothing more.

And think about this. How many people in China have metal doors? This has never made sense to me.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 17, 2024 08:54 PM (g8Ew8)

443 192
What is a Republican?

Posted by: Matt Walsh at July 17, 2024 07:54 PM (+oR7L)
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A pub owner?

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #30 at July 17, 2024 08:54 PM (qfLjt)

444 Therein lies the problem. If he goes before the convention, it becomes a brawl for the nomination.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 17, 2024 08:35 PM (Dm8we)

It could. But I think that's the point. They need to show their own kind of "unity" and "strength" . Democrats tend to fall in line despite the occasional likely scripted hiccup.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2024 08:58 PM (lX8VI)

445 And think about this. How many people in China have metal doors? This has never made sense to me.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 17, 2024 08:54 PM (g8Ew

If that was the standard for the Chinese Communist Block Construction team it might be quite a bit. I think the Dorm doors in the college I went to were metal.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2024 08:59 PM (eoQWY)

446 Deliberately short staffer Trump and assigning 3rd string agents is enough for me to convict them as accessories playing dumb hoping something 'might happen'.

Lets see a show of hands of those who think the only thing stopping assassinating "Public Enemy #1" is merely getting out of bed, wandering over to within near point blank range and taking your sweet time out in broad daylight to shoot and shoot and shoot?

Yet, from all reports, that is the nonchalance of the perp sauntering on up as if he was punching in to do a regular job.

No challenges, no one stopping him, no one asking questions, not even bothering to get a name, then letting the perp have a few mulligans before taking the shot to remove the loose end once it became clear that the perp failed.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 17, 2024 09:00 PM (rHxhM)

447
It could. But I think that's the point. They need to show their own kind of "unity" and "strength" . Democrats tend to fall in line despite the occasional likely scripted hiccup.


Do a few ritual abortions on stage, worship some crack heads, MS-13 types and have fentanyl and human traffickers "tell their story" and that will get the demonic savages in line.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 17, 2024 09:02 PM (rHxhM)

448 The horse and the liberal female punditry in a beauty contest and horse has better than even odds.

Posted by: Peach at July 17, 2024 09:26 PM (H0YeO)

449 Now NBC reporting Schumer had "blunt" conversation with Biden on state of race. He's out by next week.

Posted by: hart at July 17, 2024 08:27 PM (+HNr0)


You know, this could all just be failuer theater. That the level headed Dem leadership knows there's nothing that can be done at this late juncture, but that when Biden loses big they can get credit for being on the for the "alternate plan".

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 17, 2024 11:09 PM (5Ri8N)

450 They need to make the wind turbines edible,
so when millions of pieces of them cover the beaches of Nantucket, the seagulls can eat them...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 18, 2024 02:22 AM (TGPs7)

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