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Hangry Hangry Hippos Cafe

monitorlizard.jpg
Lizard's got CAKE


Very neat bike ride. What kind of "path" is this? It looks like a bunch of tree logs strung together to make a "path." What is the purpose of that?

Wonderful video of dogs on a little bus for a class trip to the countryside. Now this is the job for me.

More dogs enjoying nature.


Cruise ship graveyard.

I'm not sure how to describe this.

Good wingsuit action.

Amazing timelapse videos of the Milky Way.

Some yutes going HAM in a coordinated subway dance.

Boats fleeing pursuing hippos:

Mama elephant says "I am sick of these mother****ing hippos in this mother***ing watering hole!"

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




Comments

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1 Foist

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at July 19, 2024 07:30 PM (bILdU)

2 Dang, dat's a big ole lizzard...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 19, 2024 07:31 PM (MeG8a)

3 I done nooded.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 19, 2024 07:31 PM (1bNHn)

4 In before any penguins.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2024 07:32 PM (Ph+AI)

5 Next week, when you all hear from me, I'll be surlier than usual. Colonoscopy Monday morning. I hate what you have to do before hand.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 19, 2024 07:32 PM (1bNHn)

6 Sidebar conflict.


PHOENIX — Arizona won't be able to block those who sign up to vote using a federal registration form from casting a ballot in the presidential race, at least not now.

In a brief order Thursday, the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals rejected a plea by Republican legislative leaders to delay a ruling by a trial judge that barring enforcement of such a ban.

In the same order, the three-judge panel also said those using that federal form still can cast their ballots by mail.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at July 19, 2024 07:32 PM (bILdU)

7 Does anyone have the balls to tell ace that's not a hippo?

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 07:33 PM (iziT8)

8 Actually had a female employee at our company go on an African (photography) Safari, and was killed by a hippo. They're no joke.

Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2024 07:33 PM (wMRY8)

9 Hippos, the assholes of the river


That Mama elephant was viscous

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 19, 2024 07:34 PM (NtVYv)

10 Willowed in the previous thread, but maybe of interest:

May have been mentioned already, but sources are saying that Thomas Matthew Crooks had three offshore encrypted accounts.

*Three* offshore *encrypted* accounts. There is no way a kid working in a retirement home luncheon service is going to rack up the dough for one offshore account, let alone three in this economy.

I resist conspiracy theories as a rule, but this is an indication that something more than just a mentally-unbalanced youngster taking advantage of a target of opportunity went down in Pennsylvania.

Posted by: John Drake Has Reached The Sea Of Azov at July 19, 2024 07:34 PM (tmPIh)

11 John Drake, enlighten me. How expensive are those accounts?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2024 07:36 PM (5MvGY)

12 Massimo @Rainmaker1973
When mushrooms kick in

https://tinyurl.com/4a8exv3d
15 seconds

🐧 🐧 🐧 🐧

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 19, 2024 07:36 PM (wse2C)

13 7 Does anyone have the balls to tell ace that's not a hippo?
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 07:33 PM (iziT

This is 2024, how dare you misspecie xhat xhanimal.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2024 07:37 PM (R/VN4)

14 "*Three* offshore *encrypted* accounts. There is no way a kid working in a retirement home luncheon service is going to rack up the dough for one offshore account, let alone three in this economy.

I resist conspiracy theories as a rule, but this is an indication that something more than just a mentally-unbalanced youngster taking advantage of a target of opportunity went down in Pennsylvania.
Posted by: John Drake Has Reached The Sea Of Azov"

I was actually going to cut'n'paste that to this thread myself.

Because that is very weird indeed.

Is there a reliable source for that?

Seems like some very loose shit, if true.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 07:37 PM (iziT8)

15 Ajax finally drank some water. No on food.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2024 07:37 PM (y31cs)

16 Mama elephants don’t play.

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 07:38 PM (vzUvr)

17 >>> 487 Bluebell the hen is going to shiv peck you.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 19, 2024 07:24 PM (VavZF)
---
I've been meaning to ask: Is bluebell the hen named after the Moronette? Or is that just a happy coincidence?

Do you happen to have a rooster that struts around with a jaunty little purple pimp hat?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 19, 2024 07:27 PM (BpYfr)

Yes, Bluebell the hen is named in honor of Bluebell the commenter and cookbook queen. She is one of the 'alpha' hens in the pecking order, and was featured in the Pet Thread a few months ago. My roo does not have a pimp hat but he does strut around as roos do. I ought to get video of him doing his rooster dance to impress the ladies...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 19, 2024 07:38 PM (VavZF)

18 Aetius, food isn't that critical at the moment but fluids are

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2024 07:39 PM (5MvGY)

19 You sleep on that dinosaur and you'll end in that belly toot sweet.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2024 07:39 PM (XV/Pl)

20 The Komodo dragon is not skipping glute day!

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 07:39 PM (vzUvr)

21 10.

I'm open to more people being involved, but it's an obvious suicide mission, so what good does money do?

The official version of what happened though seems very logical to me. Pathetic person saw their life was a dead end, hated Trump, and likely had mental illness. Perfectly logical they would do something like this and we saw how incompetent Trump's security detail was, so it almost succeeded.

Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2024 07:39 PM (wMRY8)

22 Are we posting pron for Zuckerberg now?

Posted by: Allen at July 19, 2024 07:40 PM (WVgSn)

23 Good evening everyone
At Historicon. Fighting the battle of Waterloo now
Austerlitz earlier, a battle un Oz before this.

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2024 07:40 PM (MsOJJ)

24 *Three* offshore *encrypted* accounts. There is no way a kid working in a retirement home luncheon service is going to rack up the dough for one offshore account, let alone three in this economy.

Saw in an earlier thread that one of those was a Discord account. Which I think is free.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 19, 2024 07:40 PM (dZVON)

25 Piper, I noticed that too!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2024 07:40 PM (5MvGY)

26 Next week, when you all hear from me, I'll be surlier than usual. Colonoscopy Monday morning. I hate what you have to do before hand.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 19, 2024 07:32 PM


Ask your proctologist "While you're in there, could you look for my urologist's class ring?"

They love that joke.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2024 07:40 PM (Ph+AI)

27 If anyone has an hour to spend, listen to Tim Kennedy explain how big a F-Up the USSS was on Saturday.

https://tinyurl.com/26qgx4e2

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2024 07:41 PM (XV/Pl)

28 >>> 462 So all this hullabaloo about the shooter having encrypted accounts overseas...... Discord is one of them, ffs. I have a Discord account, for Cracking tbe Cryptic sudoku puzzles.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 19, 2024 07:21 PM (Vvh2V)

>>> 505
-

I suspect this is manipulation in pursuit of another goal.

encrypted offshore accounts can be Protonmail or a VPN service.
Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 07:33 PM (Gakra)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 19, 2024 07:41 PM (VavZF)

29 I resist conspiracy theories as a rule, but this is an indication that something more than just a mentally-unbalanced youngster taking advantage of a target of opportunity went down in Pennsylvania.
Posted by: John Drake Has Reached The Sea Of Azov at July 19, 2024 07:34 PM (tmPIh)


Yeah no.

I presume that it's probably ProtonMail because of the description encrypted and overseas. I would bet they are describing one ProtonMail with 3 addresses. That cost 4 euro a month.

Posted by: blaster at July 19, 2024 07:41 PM (IFNME)

30 7 Does anyone have the balls to tell ace that's not a hippo?
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 07:33 PM (iziT
----
I was thinking it, but then I watched the actual hippo videos and decided against it. In case ace decided to unleash those beasts against me. I don't have any elephants handy to protect me.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 19, 2024 07:41 PM (BpYfr)

31 Do we really need hippopotamuses?

We've seemed to get along without the buffalo.

Posted by: hart at July 19, 2024 07:42 PM (YaTIT)

32 Three* offshore *encrypted* accounts. There is no way a kid working in a retirement home luncheon service is going to rack up the dough for one offshore account, let alone three in this economy.

____

Could that just be some crypto type wallets?

You'd be amazed how many young people with no money dabble in crypto.

Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2024 07:42 PM (wMRY8)

33 https://tinyurl.com/23hj3j7y
15 mm Waterloo, playing British

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2024 07:42 PM (MsOJJ)

34 Without the mama heffalump, the last would be right out of Kipling.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 19, 2024 07:43 PM (1bNHn)

35 18 Aetius, food isn't that critical at the moment but fluids are
Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2024 07:39 PM

Is this a dog? Not sure the issue so don’t want to speak out of turn, but chicken bone broth is a good way to get liquids and some nutrients. You can begin to add some white rice and boiled chicken to stimulate an appetite and keep it easy on the tummy.

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 07:43 PM (vzUvr)

36 Hippomotami.

Posted by: davidt at July 19, 2024 07:43 PM (SYTee)

37 Good evening all!
Driving home to Knoxville from Bozeman, Montana. I’m in Illinois right now.
My booty is numb.

Posted by: Jmel at July 19, 2024 07:43 PM (Rp3RY)

38 I like seeing crocs stomped on.

Posted by: Eromero at July 19, 2024 07:43 PM (LHPAg)

39 Does anyone have the balls to tell ace that's not a hippo?

==

then what is it ?

Posted by: runner at July 19, 2024 07:43 PM (V13WU)

40 Do we really need rhinosauruses you may as well ask.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 07:44 PM (iziT8)

41 My last colonoscopy, I asked the gastroenterologist
what was the best joke he heard.

He replied, "No good jokes, but I remember the guy who asked for no anesthesia and sang the entire time during the procedure."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 19, 2024 07:44 PM (u82oZ)

42 Who's going to tell Ace those are loxodonts, not elephants?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 19, 2024 07:44 PM (Ph+AI)

43 Rhinosauri.

Posted by: davidt at July 19, 2024 07:44 PM (SYTee)

44 "then what is it ?
Posted by: runner "


Iguanodon I believe.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 07:45 PM (iziT8)

45 I just had a really crude colonoscopy joke but I will.keep it to myself

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2024 07:46 PM (5MvGY)

46 The logs prevent everything from turning into muddy ruts. Corduroy? Something like that. Heavy horsey stuff trashes the trails, for wagons especially I bet.

Although I’ve seen old wagons in places where nobody would think they could go. They would disassemble them to cross rivers and haul them down the hillside and back up.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 19, 2024 07:46 PM (u/QE9)

47 Do we really need rhinosauruses you may as well ask.
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 07:44 PM (iziT

Not sure we do. And giraffes really?

Posted by: hart at July 19, 2024 07:46 PM (YaTIT)

48 So the FBI is leaking the news that Crooks had three encrypted accounts? Because they are the one in possession of the phone.

Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2024 07:47 PM (B1dzx)

49 Those aren't logs. That's a pipeline. I don't believe that's the alaskan oil pipeline (IIRC it's larger diameter), but probably a pipe carrying water. From all the moss, it's clearly been there for some time.

Posted by: slicksister at July 19, 2024 07:47 PM (3ceQJ)

50 We need the giraffes to keep the chimps down.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 07:47 PM (iziT8)

51 playing British
Posted by: Skip

Wearing a straw boaster and wool socks whilst getting canned by a VERY strict public school Head Mistress?

Posted by: Forklift Fucker at July 19, 2024 07:47 PM (0ZYe2)

52 what are you people looking at ? there an adult elephant with a baby elephant, and the adult s trying to skewer the hippos

Posted by: runner at July 19, 2024 07:47 PM (V13WU)

53 {{{Ben Had}}}

Trust you are well and your fields boar free.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 19, 2024 07:48 PM (u82oZ)

54 The official version of what happened though seems very logical to me. Pathetic person saw their life was a dead end, hated Trump, and likely had mental illness. Perfectly logical they would do something like this and we saw how incompetent Trump's security detail was, so it almost succeeded.
Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2024 07:39 PM (wMRY

———

Interesting you use “their” for a person you know is a he.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 19, 2024 07:48 PM (2fIO4)

55 John Drake, enlighten me. How expensive are those accounts?
Posted by: Ben Had

No idea - so far there's only the reporting that the accounts had been discovered.

Posted by: John Drake Has Reached The Sea Of Azov at July 19, 2024 07:48 PM (tmPIh)

56 Iguanodon I believe.
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 07:45 PM (iziT

ha! you can;t fool me ! those are extinct !

Posted by: runner at July 19, 2024 07:49 PM (V13WU)

57 7 Does anyone have the balls to tell ace that's not a hippo?
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 07:33 PM (iziT

Lena Dunham?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2024 07:49 PM (y31cs)

58 NaCly, dearest. I am well, thank you. MoMe planning on my plate now

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2024 07:49 PM (5MvGY)

59 Those aren't logs. That's a pipeline.
Posted by: slicksister


That's what he said~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 19, 2024 07:49 PM (IG4Id)

60 The top picture is the ass end of a Komodo dragon from Indonesia.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 19, 2024 07:49 PM (u82oZ)

61 runner. Didn't have a chance to yell at you on the last thread. I'd like you to know that Jackie, Mary Jean, Connie, Lorna and Holly; the nec chickens are all different in color and size. How dare you sir, state that all chickens look alike. You'll be hearing from my chicken's attorney.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 19, 2024 07:49 PM (2NHgQ)

62 49 Those aren't logs. That's a pipeline.

Posted by: slicksister at July 19, 2024 07:47 PM (3ceQJ)

Beat me to it. I just want to add, that's a hair-raising ride. It looks like that pipe is twenty feet or more off the ground.

Posted by: Tom Perry at July 19, 2024 07:49 PM (MX0bI)

63
The Café seems like a good place for some good news. At today's Houston Kennel Club show, Miss Ruth got a major win today, the first of two she needs for her championship. And Mr. Phoenix was Winners Dog for a point in his very first show.

But wait! There's more! In Best of Breed competition Phoenix was Best of Winners. Because he's considered to have beaten Ruth, he got the major win as well. And Diana got a 4-point Grand Champion major in her first show as a special.

And there was a Borzoi sweepstakes for young dogs and Phoenix was Best in Sweeps. A good day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2024 07:50 PM (1Nxff)

64 That must be a female lizard. That's her best pole move .

Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2024 07:51 PM (B1dzx)

65 Interesting you use “their” for a person you know is a he.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 19, 2024 07:48 PM (2fIO4)

May be a touch overzealous. Use of 'they' in this context is more referring to the type of person Blago is referring to rather than this specific individual example of it. I think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2024 07:51 PM (y31cs)

66 Where are there not hippos? I don’t see horns.

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 07:51 PM (/FMtk)

67 He was just another wind up toy

And there are a lot of them. If you hadn’t noticed

Posted by: Common Tater at July 19, 2024 07:51 PM (u/QE9)

68 MoMe planning on my plate now
Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2024 07:49 PM


With bechamel sauce and a nice Sonoma red?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2024 07:51 PM (Ph+AI)

69
Did Ace cover that Imbecilic Imam's stupid fake Conspiracy Theory about us and Lord of the Rings?

Cashew Head, racial maddow, says we nazis like Lord of the Rings because we're nazis. So original.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 19, 2024 07:51 PM (Z8WUX)

70 The mountain biker is riding on the Sooke Flowline. Its a concrete covered pipeline in British Columbia.

Posted by: JROD at July 19, 2024 07:51 PM (IlL6s)

71 Hadrian , Wow and Congratulations

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2024 07:52 PM (5MvGY)

72 Because that is very weird indeed.

Is there a reliable source for that?

Seems like some very loose shit, if true.
Posted by: eleven

The report i came across said that the FBI had divulged the information, and Representative Mike Waltz was also cited.

Up thread it was suggested that they could be cryptocurrency wallet accounts, so that could explain it. The accounts were in New Zealand, Germany, and Belgium.

Posted by: John Drake Has Reached The Sea Of Azov at July 19, 2024 07:52 PM (tmPIh)

73 64 That must be a female lizard. That's her best pole move .
Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2024 07:51 PM (B1dzx)

https://tinyurl.com/5a63h7a7

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2024 07:52 PM (y31cs)

74 May be a touch overzealous. Use of 'they' in this context is more referring to the type of person Blago is referring to rather than this specific individual example of it. I think.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2024 07:51 PM (y31cs)

——-

Maybe. Still more appropriate to use he.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 19, 2024 07:53 PM (2fIO4)

75 >>>Some yutes going HAM in a coordinated subway dance.

Strike a pose.
-Madonna

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 19, 2024 07:53 PM (klJTj)

76 The “official version” was a he not a they, per se

Good catch

Posted by: Common Tater at July 19, 2024 07:53 PM (u/QE9)

77 Good evening horde. Back after reading the content. I know, I know...

Posted by: TRex at July 19, 2024 07:53 PM (IQ6Gq)

78 https://tinyurl.com/5a63h7a7
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2024 07:52 PM (y31cs)

Hah ! Exactly !

Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2024 07:53 PM (B1dzx)

79 Hadrian the Seventh

Congratulations! Your grunt work was the wind beneath their wings.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 19, 2024 07:53 PM (u82oZ)

80 The top picture is the ass end of a Komodo dragon from Indonesia.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 19, 2024 07:49 PM


Shoot, I was trying to decide which The View host it was.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2024 07:54 PM (Ph+AI)

81 Duncanthrax, with Pico and a mojito

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2024 07:54 PM (5MvGY)

82 PHOENIX — Arizona won't be able to block those who sign up to vote using a federal registration form from casting a ballot in the presidential race, at least not now.

In a brief order Thursday, the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals rejected a plea by Republican legislative leaders to delay a ruling by a trial judge that barring enforcement of such a ban.

In the same order, the three-judge panel also said those using that federal form still can cast their ballots by mail.
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at July 19, 2024 07:32 PM (bILd

Cheat early, cheat often.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 19, 2024 07:54 PM (JOR6L)

83 Good evening everyone
At Historicon. Fighting the battle of Waterloo now
Austerlitz earlier, a battle in Oz before this.
=====
I've only been twice; and was just there to shop and to photograph games not play in any except for one screwup WW2 game!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 19, 2024 07:54 PM (wse2C)

84 49 Those aren't logs. That's a pipeline. I don't believe that's the alaskan oil pipeline (IIRC it's larger diameter), but probably a pipe carrying water. From all the moss, it's clearly been there for some time.
Posted by: slicksister at July 19, 2024 07:47 PM (3ceQJ)

I stood under TAPS. IIRC, 4 feet in diameter. (I even have a piece of the old pipeline on my fridge in the form of a magnet.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 19, 2024 07:54 PM (8sMut)

85 Posted by: John Drake Has Reached The Sea Of Azov at July 19, 2024 07:34 PM (tmPIh

No, seriously, one of them is a Discord account. 🙄

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 19, 2024 07:54 PM (Vvh2V)

86 63 And there was a Borzoi sweepstakes for young dogs and Phoenix was Best in Sweeps. A good day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2024

Woohoo!

By the way, my puppy still hasn’t arrived. But I keep waiting. Maybe you haven’t had one that is too goofy to admit its existence yet, and that is the delay because I have a knack for getting the most ridiculous creatures. 😂

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 07:55 PM (pZEOD)

87
Hi ebrybubby.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 19, 2024 07:55 PM (T3es0)

88 Aetius451AD

Too bendy. I wonder if her Grandmother is widowed?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 19, 2024 07:55 PM (u82oZ)

89 Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2024 07:51 PM (y31cs)

Obviously.

Or is Blago part of the conspiracy ?

Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2024 07:55 PM (B1dzx)

90 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2024 07:50 PM (1Nxff)

That is awesome, congratulations!

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 19, 2024 07:56 PM (Vvh2V)

91 Too bendy. I wonder if her Grandmother is widowed?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 19, 2024 07:55 PM (u82oZ)

Well toned. Plus, redhead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2024 07:56 PM (y31cs)

92 We're going to end up knowing as much about this guy as the Vegas and Republican softball shooters.

Posted by: hart at July 19, 2024 07:56 PM (YaTIT)

93 Because, in this era where we have Star Wars: The Acolyte, I feel like when seeing this show, I feel like a starving man handed a sandwich:

Soon, on Shout! Factory's YT channel, the execrable Space: 1999 Season 2 will end and it will be time to relive the events of September 13th 1999 with the first episode, "Breakaway".

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 19, 2024 07:57 PM (8sMut)

94 Now they're saying that little freak flew a drone over the site earlier in the day:

https://t.ly/YZQJ3

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 19, 2024 07:57 PM (dZVON)

95 You asked for it, Ace.

Short notice, but....

https://tinyurl.com/ydj5rdwa

Make American Monsters Great Again

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 19, 2024 07:58 PM (6ydKt)

96 By the way, my puppy still hasn’t arrived. But I keep waiting.

Beware, if you ship something “Media Mail” to save a few bucks, it is liable to be opened in transit for inspection by postal authorities. Priority isn’t that much more expensive, and has better tracking and insurance.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 19, 2024 07:58 PM (u/QE9)

97 1st video... that is not a bike path, that is moss covered pipe.

Posted by: ghbucky at July 19, 2024 07:58 PM (/xDbx)

98 I don't really think about LOTR much, but I can't get those Romans off my mind.

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2024 07:58 PM (vFG9F)

99 Just confirmed that I'm flying up to Mass. tomorrow to cover a true-crime story (Karen Read/John O'Keefe case). They had a hung jury in the first trial and this Monday is the hearing to re-hash/re-start the whole procedure. Couple tentative interviews lined up, but really kind of a seat of the pants deal. Half looking forward to it, half dreading it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 19, 2024 07:58 PM (2cS/G)

100 No, seriously, one of them is a Discord account. 🙄
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor

Ah, I see. That does make sense. Oh well, for a moment there I thought there might be a smoking gun (pun intended) that would flesh out what happened last Saturday.

Posted by: John Drake Has Reached The Sea Of Azov at July 19, 2024 07:58 PM (tmPIh)

101 94 Now they're saying that little freak flew a drone over the site earlier in the day:

https://t.ly/YZQJ3
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 19, 2024 07:57 PM (dZVON)

So, he did a far better job of scouting the site than SS?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2024 07:59 PM (y31cs)

102 Did Ace cover that Imbecilic Imam's stupid fake Conspiracy Theory about us and Lord of the Rings?

Cashew Head, racial maddow, says we nazis like Lord of the Rings because we're nazis. So original.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 19, 2024 07:51 PM (Z8WUX)

I'll take LOTR from them and leave them with Disney Star Wars gladly.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 07:59 PM (eoQWY)

103 What would be funny in the flash mobs is if someone unrelated just jumped in and started dancing, only horribly. This subway one would have been perfect.

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 07:59 PM (p4NUW)

104 https://tinyurl.com/5a63h7a7

I wonder what she thinks the hieroglyphic tattoo says?

Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2024 07:59 PM (B1dzx)

105 24 *Three* offshore *encrypted* accounts. There is no way a kid working in a retirement home luncheon service is going to rack up the dough for one offshore account, let alone three in this economy.

Saw in an earlier thread that one of those was a Discord account. Which I think is free.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 19, 2024 07:40 PM (dZVON)

I'm starting to think more and more that the headline is just clickbait.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 19, 2024 07:59 PM (8sMut)

106 I believe one of the other super scary encrypted accounts he had is Steam.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 19, 2024 07:59 PM (Vvh2V)

107 What sandwich in Pittsburgh is meatloaf, cheese and fries mushed onto sliced bread?

Posted by: Jamaica at July 19, 2024 08:00 PM (IG7T0)

108 Posted by: Lincolntf at July 19, 2024 07:58 PM (2cS/G)

Supposedly she's banging her attorney.

Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2024 08:00 PM (B1dzx)

109 >>>Now they're saying that little freak flew a drone over the site earlier in the day:

Sounds absolutely absurd but I really wouldn't be surprised.

Posted by: hart at July 19, 2024 08:01 PM (YaTIT)

110 @94

>>Now they're saying that little freak flew a drone over the site earlier in the day:


Uhmm, one of the first things in a USSS Security Plan is to control the airspace of the event you are securing, the security for an event begins weeks ahead of the scheduled event and a site is supposed to be locked down 48 hours before the event.

THIS. CANNOT. HAPPEN.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2024 08:01 PM (XV/Pl)

111 14
Trump shooter Thomas Crooks had “3 encrypted overseas accounts” — Rep. Michael Waltz (R–FL)

No link.

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #46 at July 19, 2024 08:01 PM (qfLjt)

112 wow, sounds like all of you pretty much ran the table, H7!
(you, mrs, & the dogs)
congratulations to everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 19, 2024 08:01 PM (UWgy2)

113
Cashew Head, racial maddow, says we nazis like Lord of the Rings because we're nazis. So original.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 19, 2024 07:51 PM (Z8WUX)

I love cashews and would eat more of them if they weren't more expensive than drugs (h/t, CAPT Ramsey). It is unnecessary to insult cashews by associating them with Maddow.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 19, 2024 08:02 PM (8sMut)

114 " I believe one of the other super scary encrypted accounts he had is Steam.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor"

I think some of us read it as offshore bank accounts.

I'm pretty sure I think I did.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 08:02 PM (iziT8)

115 I believe one of the other super scary encrypted accounts he had is Steam.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 19, 2024 07:59 PM (Vvh2V)

Jeez I have two of those myself, tho I haven't used Steam in a while.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 08:02 PM (eoQWY)

116 I wonder what she thinks the hieroglyphic tattoo says?
Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2024 07:59 PM (B1dzx)

Eye of Ra, iianm.

"The disastrous fury and rampages of the eye goddess and the efforts of the gods to appease her are a prominent motif in Egyptian mythology."

Actually, seems about right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2024 08:03 PM (y31cs)

117 Didn't have a chance to yell at you on the last thread. I'd like you to know that Jackie, Mary Jean, Connie, Lorna and Holly; the nec chickens are all different in color and size. How dare you sir, state that all chickens look alike. You'll be hearing from my chicken's attorney.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 19, 2024 07:49 PM (2NHgQ)

they are all alike...in their beauty !

Posted by: runner at July 19, 2024 08:03 PM (V13WU)

118 First, Bob Newhart. Now Lou Dobbs. He became a Conspiro nut towards the end but I didn't want to see him go either. He was 78.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 19, 2024 08:03 PM (8sMut)

119 Hippos are asshoe.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2024 08:03 PM (Ph+AI)

120 Fun fact: cashew not a nut

Posted by: Don Black at July 19, 2024 08:03 PM (/7KEl)

121 Terrifying water creatures, but love the doggos playing in the water. Thanks for the cafe, ace!

Posted by: TRex at July 19, 2024 08:03 PM (IQ6Gq)

122 Mr. Bender, Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 19, 2024 08:03 PM (IG7T0)

123 @103, lol, like the Elaine Dance; that would be hilarious!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 19, 2024 08:03 PM (UWgy2)

124 107 What sandwich in Pittsburgh is meatloaf, cheese and fries mushed onto sliced bread?
Posted by: Jamaica at July 19, 2024

Not sure, but sounds like something that shouldn’t be consumed!

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 08:03 PM (p4NUW)

125 @polynikes, one of the hundreds of tangents involved in covering this case. The whole thing is a crap-show. I have only covered the coverage, so to speak, up until now.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 19, 2024 08:04 PM (2cS/G)

126 AOS Style guide is Animatronic Cashew head.

Posted by: OG Blue haired teacher at July 19, 2024 08:04 PM (u/QE9)

127 >>>Did Ace cover that Imbecilic Imam's stupid fake Conspiracy Theory about us and Lord of the Rings?

Cashew Head, racial maddow, says we nazis like Lord of the Rings because we're nazis. So original.

i wanted to post about that but I took most of the day off. Maddow claims that Tolkein is a right-wing writer, and she claims that the name of Vance's venture capital firm is a nod to the Nazis. It's called Narya, which is the name of the ring of power gandalf wears (one of the three rings given to the elves, which in turn was given to him). In the extended cut of the hobbit movies, an orc tries to cut off his finger to get Narya.

Maddow said that Narya was just "aryan" with the letters moved around.

I've given up using the J name in vain, but this is one of those times I would have said it, if I were still using it.

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2024 08:04 PM (KRtlO)

128 107 What sandwich in Pittsburgh is meatloaf, cheese and fries mushed onto sliced bread?

Posted by: Jamaica at July 19, 2024 08:00 PM (IG7T0)
***
Ummm...a meatloaf sandwich?

Posted by: TRex at July 19, 2024 08:05 PM (IQ6Gq)

129 break out the subpoenas! Trump holds "very good" phone call with Zelensky !

Posted by: runner at July 19, 2024 08:05 PM (V13WU)

130 92 We're going to end up knowing as much about this guy as the Vegas and Republican softball shooters.
Posted by: hart at July 19, 2024 07:56 PM (YaTIT)

I think you mean the Republican baseball team shooting. Yeah, except we know far more about that guy - a Bernie Bro - than we do the Vegas shooter.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 19, 2024 08:05 PM (8sMut)

131 Just got in from swimming in the pool for two hours. At least as fast as the hippos. Didn't see any crocodiles, nor baby elephants.

Posted by: Bwana Dik at July 19, 2024 08:05 PM (V5BDR)

132 @222

>>Mr. Bender, Orange Man Bad.

Yep, just out there flying drones over a supposed USSS security site, yep, doo dah doo dah.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2024 08:05 PM (XV/Pl)

133
What sandwich in Pittsburgh is meatloaf, cheese and fries mushed onto sliced bread?
Posted by: Jamaica at July 19, 2024 08:00 PM (IG7T0)

The Pittsburg Sandwich:

The sandwich’s physical form adds to its impressive stature in the city—first is either a spiced beef patty or any variety of sliced meats, then provolone cheese, a handful of thick-cut French fries, and a pile of vinegar-based coleslaw, skillfully stacked between two slices of soft Italian white bread. It is both an indulgence and a challenge, a trophy best enjoyed with a local Iron City beer.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 08:05 PM (eoQWY)

134 123 @103, lol, like the Elaine Dance; that would be hilarious!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us

I am glad you get my sense of humor. I think it’s an acquired taste.

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 08:05 PM (p4NUW)

135 I like The Hobbitt, and I ain’t no nazi. I like Buckaroo Banzai too.

Posted by: Eromero at July 19, 2024 08:05 PM (LHPAg)

136 Honest to God with the encrypted accounts already. 2 of the 3 I have myself.
Now, it would be my exact luck to have stumbled into some sort of treacherous hive of scum and villainy merely to find help with my sudoku puzzles, but I think some of this stuff is being hyped up too much.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 19, 2024 08:05 PM (Vvh2V)

137 Lincolntf, I thought you covered sports? Is this a new gig?

Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2024 08:05 PM (bS+DD)

138 45
'I just had a really crude colonoscopy joke but I will.keep it to myself'

Did you ever hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 19, 2024 08:05 PM (3wi/L)

139 He became a Conspiro nut towards the end

Yes. Everything is fine.

Posted by: OG Blue haired teacher at July 19, 2024 08:06 PM (u/QE9)

140 104 https://tinyurl.com/5a63h7a7

I wonder what she thinks the hieroglyphic tattoo says?

Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2024 07:59 PM (B1dzx)


what tattoo?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 19, 2024 08:06 PM (6ydKt)

141 in "encrypted offshore accounts" are we talking bank accounts or are we talking Proton.me accounts?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2024 08:07 PM (D7oie)

142 but of course Tolkein put in a coded message about the Aryan race in a book... that is seen by most people as being a fantasy version of the war against Hitler's empire. (Tolkein denies it's a metaphor but allows that there are real-world resonances in the book.)

And he did all of this so that one day Nazis could refer to Gandalf's ring as a signal to our membership in the Nazi Party.

This cunt is being paid $30 mil a year to be on TV and cunts like her have made me impoverished by choking off all advertising dollars.

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2024 08:07 PM (KRtlO)

143 118 First, Bob Newhart. Now Lou Dobbs. He became a Conspiro nut towards the end but I didn't want to see him go either. He was 78.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 19, 2024 08:03 PM (8sMut)

Shelley Duval as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2024 08:07 PM (y31cs)

144 is anything really encrypted?? I am gonna say ...no

Posted by: runner at July 19, 2024 08:07 PM (V13WU)

145 I'm going to lie awake in bed tonight trying to think of what the J name is.


Mulva?

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 08:08 PM (iziT8)

146 Biden quit yet? Been busy as shit at work then went to the range.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2024 08:08 PM (v3D+0)

147
The workings of an AKC dog show and the awards given are complex, impenetrable and impossible to explain concisely. But every exhibitor can work out the calculations in a second.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2024 08:08 PM (1Nxff)

148 It's giant Hammerhead Shark night on Discovery. Freaky deaky fish.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2024 08:08 PM (LkLld)

149 "Jesus," I mean. I no longer say that as an exclamation.


Posted by: ace at July 19, 2024 08:08 PM (KRtlO)

150 @bluebell Yes. Sports never really picked up after Covid. Most organizations got their own people, tech, etc. and started doing all but the largest events in-house. Since then I've done music videos, weddings, corporate parties, etc. as half host/half videographer. It's always something new. Definitely never covered a murder trial before.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 19, 2024 08:09 PM (2cS/G)

151 break out the subpoenas! Trump holds "very good" phone call with Zelensky !
Posted by: runner at July 19, 2024 08:05 PM (V13WU)

Violation!!! Violation!!!

Woo Woo Woo !!!

Posted by: LASue at July 19, 2024 08:09 PM (Kcw7x)

152 That's nice, ace. Thank you.

Hope your eyes are healing.

Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2024 08:09 PM (bS+DD)

153 It is an eye of Horus.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2024 08:09 PM (D7oie)

154
Cashews >>>> Peanuts

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2024 08:09 PM (1Nxff)

155 Hadrian the Seventh

Those are some great results!
All due to your training, right? RIGHT???

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2024 08:09 PM (wNbrz)

156 I'm going to lie awake in bed tonight trying to think of what the J name is.


Mulva?
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 08:08 PM (iziT

Hey Zeus I imagine.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 08:10 PM (eoQWY)

157
I knew xxl xris xristie was a stupid fcking asshole, but didn't he was this bad.

The View had anti-Trump Chris Christie on, today, and, boy, is he as much of a dumb c-------nt as the rest of The View hags.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 19, 2024 08:10 PM (Z8WUX)

158 Think if it in Spanish and it doesn't count against you.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 19, 2024 08:10 PM (Vvh2V)

159 127.
I've given up using the J name in vain, but this is one of those times I would have said it, if I were still using it.
Posted by: ace at July 19, 2024 08

As one of your beloved readers from the south, allow me to help with a few options:

Cheese and crackers
Good gravy
Oh my stars
I tell you what
What in the Sam Hill

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 08:10 PM (p4NUW)

160 >>>Yeah, except we know far more about that guy - a Bernie Bro

Yeah, but we still don't know his motive.

Posted by: hart at July 19, 2024 08:10 PM (YaTIT)

161 >>>Hope your eyes are healing.

they feel mostly better. I changed the filter for my HVAC too, to try to get rid of some of this pollen.

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2024 08:10 PM (KRtlO)

162 That's an amazing shot of Cardi B at the top.

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 19, 2024 08:10 PM (KEWDx)

163 Oh, Tammy, I went to bed before I saw your note.
Yes, the cat is adorable catching apples for me, I suspect he might start catching leaves come fall, and once that is done he will probably start bringing in mice again.

all prey has a proper season I guess.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2024 08:11 PM (D7oie)

164 meanwhile I just re-bought the LOTR series and Hobbit series on Blu-Ray AND the digital copies from amazon (prime day sale).

Tolkein is not "Nazi coding," for the love of everything holy, you miserable hateful cashew-headed hag.

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2024 08:11 PM (KRtlO)

165 It's always something new. Definitely never covered a murder trial before.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 19, 2024 08:09 PM (2cS/G)
-----------

Sounds pretty wild! Best of luck to you.

Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2024 08:12 PM (bS+DD)

166
All due to your training, right? RIGHT???
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

__________

Well, Her Majesty's training. But I'm the guy who does all the necessary grunt work that keeps things going.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2024 08:12 PM (1Nxff)

167 My last colonoscopy, I asked the gastroenterologist
what was the best joke he heard.

He replied, "No good jokes, but I remember the guy who asked for no anesthesia and sang the entire time during the procedure."
Posted by: NaCly Dog

My guy told me no polyps, no issues - said I was a perfect asshoe.


Also, from my wife's Dr. "What do you call a dinosaur after a colonoscopy? A Brotosoreass!"

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2024 08:12 PM (WXNFJ)

168 Thanks, bluebell.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 19, 2024 08:12 PM (2cS/G)

169 Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2024 08:11 PM (D7oie)

He is a Mighty Hunter, and you may add me the list of his adoring fans. 😊

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 19, 2024 08:12 PM (Vvh2V)

170 I was wondering if the USSS used drones but it’s nice to know the shooter used one.

We must conclude that Crooks was superior in every way to the entirety of the Federal, State, County and Local law enforcement at the rally that day.

If there was no conspiracy then the above must be true. In the annuls of assassinations he may go down as best assassin in history thwarted only by the hand of God.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 19, 2024 08:12 PM (2fIO4)

171 152 That's nice, ace. Thank you.

Hope your eyes are healing.
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2024

Okay now my eyes are acting up. I read that as “nice a**”

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 08:13 PM (p4NUW)

172 A mama elephant's maternal instincts: one of the deadliest forces in nature.

Posted by: Paco at July 19, 2024 08:13 PM (njExo)

173 Since ace is here I'm going to suggest "Dark Reader" one last time before I become a pest.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 08:13 PM (iziT8)

174 "Jesus," I mean. I no longer say that as an exclamation.


Posted by: ace at July 19, 2024 08:08 PM (KRtlO)

I used to say "Christ on a Raft" from time to time but I have no idea where I picked it up. One of his sermons was on a raft or boat due to crowd pressure IIRC, but I don't think I made it up.

I also used to say "Curse you to Death and Darkness" without knowing where it came from until I rewatched LOTR and it is what Boromir says after Frodo escapes him with the Ring at the sundering of the Fellowship.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 08:13 PM (eoQWY)

175
Cheese and crackers
Good gravy
Oh my stars
I tell you what
What in the Sam Hill
Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 08:10 PM (p4NUW)

__________

Mercy Maud

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2024 08:13 PM (1Nxff)

176 ace took, " duh fuck?" out of his vocabulary?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2024 08:14 PM (5MvGY)

177 I've given up using the J name in vain, but this is one of those times I would have said it, if I were still using it.
Posted by: ace at July 19, 2024 08:04 PM (KRtlO)

That's awesome ace. I still struggle with it and I made a conscious decision years ago because of my own acceptance. It bothers me to even think it now and I used to regularly go whole hog with the bad word in the middle. 🤣

Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 08:14 PM (lX8VI)

178 That explains why I saw it on the Pirates broadcast.

Orange
Man
Bad.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 19, 2024 08:14 PM (IG7T0)

179 Lincoln tf, hello!!!

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 19, 2024 08:14 PM (Vvh2V)

180
Sweet fancy Moses
Well smack my ass and call me Judy
Well I'll be a suck egg mule
Consarn it all to heck

Posted by: Don Black at July 19, 2024 08:14 PM (/7KEl)

181 Hadrian, we've shared so many ups and downs with you. How nice to have so much good news all at once.

Phoenix is still my favorite, from you're first puppy pic.

Posted by: Wenda at July 19, 2024 08:15 PM (ryt6Q)

182 Mercy Maud
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2024 08:13 PM (1Nxff)


Miercoles!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2024 08:15 PM (D7oie)

183 Why did the alien become a proctologist?

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 08:15 PM (iziT8)

184 >>>73 Since ace is here I'm going to suggest "Dark Reader" one last time before I become a pest.

i'll download that.

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2024 08:15 PM (KRtlO)

185 20 The Komodo dragon is not skipping glute day!
Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 07:39 PM (vzUvr)

*sigh

I skipped glute day all week. Been a slug this week. If I keep going in this direction, I'm going to be a DEI hire at the USSS.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 19, 2024 08:15 PM (OX9vb)

186 Ace, a tip from my eye doctor - when you wash your face, take a drop of baby shampoo on a warm washcloth and rub it across your eyes to be sure to get all the crud out. I do it morning and night.

Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2024 08:15 PM (bS+DD)

187 My mother used to say "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!", and I can't remember if that was a masked "swear" or an expression of surprise. I will ask her.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 19, 2024 08:15 PM (2cS/G)

188 Why did the alien become a proctologist?
Posted by: eleven

To check out Uranus?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2024 08:15 PM (WXNFJ)

189 If you wanna go cockney you have 'bleedin flippin heck'

Posted by: Don Black at July 19, 2024 08:16 PM (/7KEl)

190 Oh, Tammy, I went to bed before I saw your note.
Yes, the cat is adorable catching apples for me, I suspect he might start catching leaves come fall, and once that is done he will probably start bringing in mice again.

all prey has a proper season I guess.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2024 08:11 PM (D7oie)

I've seen cats (not mine) bring in complete blossoms in to their mamas as kills. Mine bring in 6 inch pine needles and them eat them when I'm not looking.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 08:16 PM (eoQWY)

191 107 What sandwich in Pittsburgh is meatloaf, cheese and fries mushed onto sliced bread?
Posted by: Jamaica



Primanti Brothers specialize in those type of sandwiches. Lots of choices. Highly recommend! I always visit when I'm in the area.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 19, 2024 08:16 PM (BW+Gb)

192 >>>I also used to say "Curse you to Death and Darkness" without knowing where it came from until I rewatched LOTR and it is what Boromir says after Frodo escapes him with the Ring at the sundering of the Fellowship.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 08:13 PM (eoQWY)

boromir did nothing wrong

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2024 08:16 PM (KRtlO)

193 51 playing British
Posted by: Skip

Wearing a straw boaster and wool socks whilst getting canned by a VERY strict public school Head Mistress?

Posted by: Forklift Fucker at July 19, 2024 07:47 PM (0ZYe2)
----
What booze is she using?

Posted by: Ciampino - Gin & Tonic at July 19, 2024 08:16 PM (qfLjt)

194 In the anals of assassinations you'd have to mention Harvey Milk.

Posted by: hart at July 19, 2024 08:16 PM (YaTIT)

195 Evenin’.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 08:16 PM (v6JzV)

196 *fistbump *
*high five*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 19, 2024 08:16 PM (UWgy2)

197 >>Ace, a tip from my eye doctor - when you wash your face, take a drop of baby shampoo on a warm washcloth and rub it across your eyes to be sure to get all the crud out. I do it morning and night.

yeah, I think I've been told that before, wash the eyelashes. Will do.

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2024 08:16 PM (KRtlO)

198 Hello @Tammy al Thor

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 19, 2024 08:16 PM (2cS/G)

199 To Maddow and her comrades, anything remotely masculine today is automatically white supremacist, Neo-nazism.

They've been using Hitler for 60 years to beat people over the head with, and for the last several months they've been chasing Jews in the streets.

I'd settle for some logic & consistency, but all the left seems to have is paranoid delusions & hypocrisy.

...and pithy slogans, lots and lots of pithy slogans.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 19, 2024 08:16 PM (6ydKt)

200 I've been taking HistaHarmony, which is a DAO enzyme. It seems to help with the sinus issues.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 19, 2024 08:16 PM (xjTDL)

201 Okay now my eyes are acting up. I read that as “nice a**”

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 08:13 PM (p4NUW)
---------

Piper, lol! Go scrub your eyes with baby shampoo!

Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2024 08:17 PM (bS+DD)

202 What in the Sam Hill
Posted by: Piper

There was a Sam Hill Fence Company visible from I-95 in South Carolina on the northbound side. So, of course my wife had to endure me bellowing "What in the Sam Hill?" every time we went by. Sadly, Sam passed about 5 years ago and the company name has changed.

Posted by: Old Yeller at July 19, 2024 08:18 PM (V5BDR)

203 It's a Kokomo Dragoon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2024 08:18 PM (63Dwl)

204 I've given up using the J name in vain, but this is one of those times I would have said it, if I were still using it.
Posted by: ace at July 19, 2024 08

As one of your beloved readers from the south, allow me to help with a few options:

Cheese and crackers
Good gravy
Oh my stars
I tell you what
What in the Sam Hill
Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 08:10 PM (p4NUW)

Holy Moly.
Oh my goodness.
What in the heck?
Gosh Darn it!
Oh DANG !!

(The things I could say growing up and NOT get in trouble for)

Posted by: LASue at July 19, 2024 08:18 PM (Kcw7x)

205 Hey, Piper! Hey Bluebell!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 08:18 PM (v6JzV)

206 185
I skipped glute day all week. Been a slug this week. If I keep going in this direction, I'm going to be a DEI hire at the USSS.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 19,

Absolutely not. 😂 I didn’t work out for 2 days due to the creepy crud. It felt good to be in the studio today, but I have a feeling my quads, glutes, hamstrings, abs…heck, my whole body, will remind me tomorrow why off days are few and far between!

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 08:19 PM (p4NUW)

207 It bothers me to even think it now and I used to regularly go whole hog with the bad word in the middle. 🤣
Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 08:14 PM


Harold?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2024 08:19 PM (Ph+AI)

208 189 If you wanna go cockney you have 'bleedin flippin heck'
Posted by: Don Black at July 19, 2024 08:16 PM (/7KEl)

'Balls!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2024 08:19 PM (y31cs)

209 The underbites. The grimace. The gin blossoms. The terrible hair. The broad forehead and dull, wide set eyes of the dull-normal.

Yup.

Gail Helt has "straight shooter and management material" written all over her febrile, hateful face.

Posted by: CIA at July 19, 2024 08:19 PM (0FoWg)

210 Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 08:16 PM (eoQWY)

I wish mine would bring me blossoms. They're all country cats, and bring me their kills.
I miss my outdoor boys dreadfully. We're on an extended road trip with the Innies in an RV, and they're not seeing the humor.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 19, 2024 08:20 PM (Vvh2V)

211 The mites and fleas in my eyebrows really hate baby shampoo.

Posted by: Zombie Andy Rooney at July 19, 2024 08:20 PM (V5BDR)

212 My mother used to say "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!", and I can't remember if that was a masked "swear" or an expression of surprise. I will ask her.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 19, 2024 08:15 PM (2cS/G)

My late father in law used to say that too. He went to mass every morning, so I always assumed it was ok.

Posted by: LASue at July 19, 2024 08:21 PM (Kcw7x)

213 Harold?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2024 08:19 PM (Ph+AI)

Hucking!

Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 08:21 PM (lX8VI)

214 Tears are a natural cleaning and lubricant for the eye. To induce tearduct production take the thumb of opposing eye, raise to left of center and give a quick, forceful jab. Instant tear duct stimulation. Repeat on other eye

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2024 08:21 PM (5MvGY)

215 Hi Bulg!

Be right back, I have to wash my eyes out. 😂

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 08:21 PM (p4NUW)

216 69. Cashew Head, racial maddow, says we nazis like Lord of the Rings because we're nazis. - Soothsayer

I have no idea how she derived that conclusion. On the other hand, she'd call us Nazis for reading The Little Train That Could or Tawney, Scrawny Lion.

Well, I guess diversity hiring practices require a complement of idiots but...so many?

Posted by: Paco at July 19, 2024 08:22 PM (njExo)

217 Tears are a natural cleaning and lubricant for the eye. To induce tearduct production take the thumb of opposing eye, raise to left of center and give a quick, forceful jab. Instant tear duct stimulation. Repeat on other eye
Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2024 08:21 PM (5MvGY)

...Or watch Passion of the Christ.

Posted by: LASue at July 19, 2024 08:22 PM (Kcw7x)

218 yeah, I think I've been told that before, wash the eyelashes. Will do.
Posted by: ace at July 19, 2024 08:16 PM


Ace, if you think it's allergies, have you tried quercetin? It's gotten my wife off of a daily Allerclear.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2024 08:22 PM (Ph+AI)

219 ace, if you can't open your eyes because they're caked with the hard green stuff it may be something you'll want to get looked at.

Posted by: hart at July 19, 2024 08:22 PM (YaTIT)

220 For anyone who doesn't explicitly know, the idea of "in vain" is because the name has power and so should be used only to make "the call".

Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 08:23 PM (lX8VI)

221 During this convention, I realized what a phenomenal pick JD Vance is - he really was the best available.

Leftists were shrieking and criticizing him today because they found an old tweet where he said “We need to train our young people to have the values of Kyle Rittenhouse. “. I didn’t think it was possible for me to like him any more but I do!

That and seeing how bummed Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell were at the pick was just icing on the cake.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2024 08:23 PM (S6gqv)

222 Tears are a natural cleaning and lubricant for the eye. To induce tearduct production take the thumb of opposing eye, raise to left of center and give a quick, forceful jab. Instant tear duct stimulation. Repeat on other eye
Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2024 08:21 PM (5MvGY)

your EYES have THUMBS?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 08:23 PM (eoQWY)

223 LASue, yep, that will do it too

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2024 08:24 PM (5MvGY)

224 I've never been so cheeky as to bother ace with a recommendation, but a whole thread of LOTR riffs would be delightful at the very least.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 19, 2024 08:24 PM (1vwBF)

225 I am not sure what the problem is with your eyes, Ace but I have spent the last nine months unable to read or spend more than an hour on a screen without horrible pain, watering and itchy eyes. Apparently it’s severe dry eye, but a month ago I was given a subscription to something called Vital Tears. They are eyedrop’s made from the serum in your blood. They are a game changer. At one point, I thought I might end up having to go on disability and now I’m able to read and be on a computer eight hours a day without any trouble. You might want to check it out.

Posted by: LAB at July 19, 2024 08:24 PM (6yUkR)

226 Be right back, I have to wash my eyes out. 😂
Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 08:21 PM


* beams approvingly *

Posted by: Schwartz's mom at July 19, 2024 08:24 PM (Ph+AI)

227 For anyone who doesn't explicitly know, the idea of "in vain" is because the name has power and so should be used only to make "the call".
Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 08:23 PM (lX8VI)

yes, it should be reserved for breaking the bridge a Balrog is standing on.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 08:24 PM (eoQWY)

228 There’s a hole near the tear duct that drains into you nasal passage. Freaky. Had an infection in there once that plugged it all up. It was awfull. Gotta keep you eye plumbing clear..

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2024 08:25 PM (v3D+0)

229 It’s kind of interesting that the English language does more of that “name in vain” cursing more than most any other. Spanish for example still has a big taboo about that; oh but how they will talk about your mother when they get mad.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2024 08:26 PM (S6gqv)

230 That and seeing how bummed Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell were at the pick was just icing on the cake.

-----

I don't know much about Vance. But if those two crooked ol' peckerwoods were down at the mouth, I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that Vance has been critical of unlimited MIC graft in Eastern Europe?

Just a guess. Just a really, really easy guess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2024 08:26 PM (0FoWg)

231 69. Cashew Head, racial maddow, says we nazis like Lord of the Rings because we're nazis. - Soothsayer

I have no idea how she derived that conclusion. On the other hand, she'd call us Nazis for reading The Little Train That Could or Tawney, Scrawny Lion.

Posted by: Paco at July 19, 2024 08:22 PM (njExo)

She may have something...if you read on its The Little Train that Could......invade Poland.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 08:26 PM (eoQWY)

232 I get the sense that the recent wingsuit videos are in response to my begging for more sugar gliders. Well, as I previously stated, I have moved in to Team Aye Aye now. Nothing better when you want to flip somebody off.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 19, 2024 08:26 PM (B0G6a)

233
Narya...aryan

Sure.

But how does Cashew Head the cunt explain JDV's non-Narya children??

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 19, 2024 08:27 PM (Z8WUX)

234 You might try "me lleva la chingada!", but maybe not in mixed Hispanic company.

Posted by: Paco at July 19, 2024 08:27 PM (njExo)

235 Do you know how freaking easy it is to contaminate eyedrops?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2024 08:27 PM (5MvGY)

236 I don't know much about Vance. But if those two crooked ol' peckerwoods were down at the mouth, I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that Vance has been critical of unlimited MIC graft in Eastern Europe?

Just a guess. Just a really, really easy guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2024 08:26 PM (0FoWg)

Earlier in the year he said Ukraine needs to get used to the fact that there are going to be big losses of territory to get peace, I hear.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 08:27 PM (eoQWY)

237 Holy Crap! And right after pride month

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 19, 2024 08:28 PM (QSrLX)

238 Didn’t Tolkien write most of his stuff after WWI. I think Madcow has the timing f’d up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2024 08:28 PM (v3D+0)

239 228 There’s a hole near the tear duct that drains into you nasal passage. Freaky. Had an infection in there once that plugged it all up. It was awfull. Gotta keep you eye plumbing clear..
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2024 08:25 PM

Stupid human tricks - if you want to freak a friend out in the pool, hold your nose tight underwater and see if you can blow bubbles out your eyes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2024 08:29 PM (S6gqv)

240 I've heard enough about him to know his "motive." Same as Travis Bickel (Robert De Niro) in "Taxi Driver": he was just tired of being a little nobody no-one ever noticed. Just look at his photo.

He differed from other lone wolf wannabe assassins, mostly in that he was considerably brighter, imo.

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 08:29 PM (NLIak)

241 So, if the Kipling tale is to be believed, had Momma been around, the elephant would not have a trunk today.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 19, 2024 08:29 PM (B0G6a)

242 In vain isn't bad words. More like false pretence. Think the Pharisees or Liz Cheney.

Posted by: hart at July 19, 2024 08:29 PM (YaTIT)

243 well, whats her name from jeopardy is still resisting the voices in her head

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 19, 2024 08:29 PM (QSrLX)

244 Tears are a natural cleaning and lubricant for the eye. To induce tearduct production take the thumb of opposing eye, raise to left of center and give a quick, forceful jab. Instant tear duct stimulation. Repeat on other eye
Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2024 08:21 PM

--

This is covered in the manual.

Posted by: Liberal Tear Harvesters Office of Communications at July 19, 2024 08:30 PM (1vwBF)

245 54 The official version of what happened though seems very logical to me. Pathetic person saw their life was a dead end, hated Trump, and likely had mental illness. Perfectly logical they would do something like this and we saw how incompetent Trump's security detail was, so it almost succeeded.
Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2024 07:39 PM (wMRY


These people are easily manipulated, and I'm sure the IC knows it. Just agree with his delusions, and make him feel knowledgeable, special, uniquely qualified and perceptive. Promise him anything and give him a bullet to eat. I don't believe this was just incompetence. Sure there were a few obvious "agents" who shouldn't have been there, but a few guys looked like they'd been around a while and the unguarded roof was not sloppy, it was deliberate. Too big a miss.

Posted by: enough BS at July 19, 2024 08:30 PM (2NXcZ)

246 Tolkien wrote a lot of LotR during WWII and sent chapters to his son in the army as a sort of serial.

Posted by: davidt at July 19, 2024 08:30 PM (SYTee)

247 Rachel Maddow sees nazis everywhere

how does she still have a job

Posted by: Don Black at July 19, 2024 08:30 PM (/7KEl)

248 Didn’t Tolkien write most of his stuff after WWI. I think Madcow has the timing f’d up.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2024 08:28 PM (v3D+0)

Think he had some early versions of worldbuilding and some notes before and in the war, but yeah it was a post-war and in war project. Hobbit came out before WWII, LOTR after.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 08:30 PM (eoQWY)

249 231 She may have something...if you read on its The Little Train that Could......invade Poland. - Oldcat

Haw! That must have been when Little Golden Books went through its Dark Phase.

Posted by: Paco at July 19, 2024 08:31 PM (njExo)

250 177 I've given up using the J name in vain, but this is one of those times I would have said it, if I were still using it.
Posted by: ace at July 19, 2024 08:04 PM (KRtlO)

That's awesome ace. I still struggle with it and I made a conscious decision years ago because of my own acceptance. It bothers me to even think it now and I used to regularly go whole hog with the bad word in the middle. 🤣
Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 08:14 PM (lX8VI
I hear you guys. There are times when my reaction to some outrageous lies told by the left? In my mind I say the most obscene things, the most horrible cursing, stuff that would make my Mama up there in heaven weep. But that talk does not leave my mouth. Most of the time.

Posted by: Eromero at July 19, 2024 08:31 PM (LHPAg)

251 I just had a really crude colonoscopy joke but I will.keep it to myself'

Did you ever hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

I worked with a number of nurses, and one of the more interesting moments was when the photo-copier developed a near-impossible to extricate jam. While I'm fiddling around, trying and failing to get that accordioned sheaf of paper out, one of the nurses said "I got this."

She goes back to her office and returns with a fecal impaction tool, and lo and behold, the jam was fixed. Nurses are some of the most resourceful folks ever.

Also, the fecal impaction tool is a terrifying implement, given what it's used for. I mean, really horrific to even think about.

Posted by: John Drake Has Reached The Sea Of Azov at July 19, 2024 08:31 PM (tmPIh)

252 Doctor, my eyes...

Posted by: Jackson "Left Hook" Browne at July 19, 2024 08:32 PM (mH6SG)

253 Definitely never covered a murder trial before.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 19, 2024 08:09 PM (2cS/

Sounds fascinating. Hope you sorta enjoy it. Big audience for murder trials, true crime, etc.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 19, 2024 08:32 PM (OX9vb)

254
Democrats started "Punch A Nazi,"

now it's Shoot A Nazi.

No big deal, right NBC and Disney?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 19, 2024 08:32 PM (Z8WUX)

255 I thought the word would be "jagoff" because that's what Maddow is

Posted by: gKWVE at July 19, 2024 08:32 PM (gKWVE)

256 238 Didn’t Tolkien write most of his stuff after WWI. I think Madcow has the timing f’d up.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe



I think he started coming up with the ideas during WWI but didn't get them on paper till it was over. Maddow would be Wormtongue, minus the moral code.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 19, 2024 08:33 PM (BW+Gb)

257
Sadly, Sam passed about 5 years ago and the company name has changed.
Posted by: Old Yeller


There could have been Son of Sam fences.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2024 08:33 PM (63Dwl)

258 239 Stupid human tricks - if you want to freak a friend out in the pool, hold your nose tight underwater and see if you can blow bubbles out your eyes. - Tom Servo

OMG! Is that actually, like, a thing you can do?

Posted by: Paco at July 19, 2024 08:33 PM (njExo)

259 175
Cheese and crackers
Good gravy
Oh my stars
I tell you what
What in the Sam Hill


Mercy Maud

Cheeses crust.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 19, 2024 08:33 PM (3wi/L)

260 Earlier in the year he said Ukraine needs to get used to the fact that there are going to be big losses of territory to get peace, I hear.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 08:27 PM (eoQWY)

Of course. Those two pigs haven't talked about anything besides keeping the sluice of defense contractor graft flowing for the last two+ years. It's literally all that matters to them. More, more, more delicious blood money.

Lindsey Graham needs to keep his den of catamites in golden chains and American flag body paint. He's a real patriot like that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2024 08:33 PM (0FoWg)

261 238 Didn’t Tolkien write most of his stuff after WWI. I think Madcow has the timing f’d up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2024 08:28 PM (v3D+0)

Written in stages from 1937 to 1949.
Fellowship of the Ring and The Two Towers were published in 1954, and The Return of the King in 1955.

(according to Wikipedia)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 19, 2024 08:33 PM (6ydKt)

262 If you have dry mouth or dry nose or dry whateveah, a hot pepper or the juice from peppers will moisten that up quick.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 08:34 PM (iziT8)

263 you want deep state? Elijah mocked the baals, called down fire them slit the throats of four hundred prophets of baal and Jesus still was crucified was buried and rose from the dead and we still have dweebs like Profumo, Angelton, Chamberlain, Hoover, Brennan, Comey, Wray, Harris, Bush (any or all). keep your own nose clean

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 19, 2024 08:34 PM (QSrLX)

264 New Footage Of The Trump Sniper Shows Him Joking Around About His Penis Size

this is a real thing

https://tinyurl.com/2u48dndz

Vidmax

Posted by: Don Black at July 19, 2024 08:34 PM (/7KEl)

265 Stupid human tricks - if you want to freak a friend out in the pool, hold your nose tight underwater and see if you can blow bubbles out your eyes. - Tom Servo

OMG! Is that actually, like, a thing you can do?
Posted by: Paco at July 19, 2024 08:33 PM (njExo)

You can pop your ear if its stuffed up that way.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 08:34 PM (eoQWY)

266



498 Nood
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at July 19, 2024 07:30 PM (bILdU)

499 Nood. Café is open.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2024 07:30 PM (Ph+AI)

500 Nood cafe.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 19, 2024 07:31 PM (1bNHn)

501 nood morans
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 07:31 PM


Four noods in a row for this Thread in the previous Thread. That may be a record. It certainly is a powerful flocculant for those who decry those "non-nooding bastids".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2024 08:34 PM (Ph+AI)

267
btw, the literal Cavalcade of fake news yesterday about "reports of" and "sources say" biden has accepted he's out was a glorious day of Fake News and Bullshit Twitter.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 19, 2024 08:34 PM (Z8WUX)

268 41 He replied, "No good jokes, but I remember the guy who asked for no anesthesia and sang the entire time during the procedure."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 19, 2024 07:44 PM (u82oZ)


Next time I go through that, I'll be asking for no anesthesia. It's partly because I'd like to watch the monitor.

Mostly, though, it's because they won't allow me to simply take an Uber to the clinic and back. Nope! I am *required* to rope someone else in to schedule time off from work to drive me there, come into the waiting room, and sit on his ass while I get a endoscopic camera shoved up mine. It's absolutely infuriating.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 19, 2024 08:34 PM (DTX3h)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2024 08:35 PM (Ph+AI)

270
.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 19, 2024 08:35 PM (Z8WUX)

271 I loathe the Tolkien crap, and fantasy I general.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 08:35 PM (v6JzV)

272 "in vain":

I once read a persuasive article that that commandment enjoins false oaths, not cursing.

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 08:35 PM (NLIak)

273 Some people may notice that I like to curse. A lot.

But not blaspheme. I only profane Allah. Mostly because I have no respect for his followers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2024 08:35 PM (0FoWg)

274 You haven't lived until you have done rectal palpation on a dairy cow

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2024 08:35 PM (5MvGY)

275 how does she still have a job
Posted by: Don Black at July 19, 2024 08:30 PM (/7KEl)


Maddow has been sued several times for lying. Most notable was OAN, the "literally paid Russian propaganda", which it is not. Aloha judge Cynthia Bashant tossed out OAN's suit on the grounds this was "opinion".
Maddow still has a job because the Deep State allows her to have a job.

Posted by: and that's not libel at July 19, 2024 08:36 PM (gKWVE)

276 I thought Tolkein started writing in the trenches.

Maybe just legend.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 08:36 PM (iziT8)

277 OMG! Is that actually, like, a thing you can do?
Posted by: Paco at July 19, 2024 08:33 PM (njExo)“

At least some of us, yes. Those ducts he mentioned come out right in the corner of the eye.

Of course I’ve been told that it’s easy for me since most of my head is hollow.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2024 08:37 PM (S6gqv)

278 in general

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 08:37 PM (v6JzV)

279 Dunc'ed, anthrax!

Posted by: the Barrel at July 19, 2024 08:37 PM (gKWVE)

280 You haven't lived until you have done rectal palpation on a dairy cow

Yikes.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 19, 2024 08:38 PM (mH6SG)

281 Holy Moly.
Oh my goodness.
What in the heck?
Gosh Darn it!
Oh DANG !!

(The things I could say growing up and NOT get in trouble for)
Posted by: LASue

St. Peter on a pogo stick

Posted by: Tuna at July 19, 2024 08:38 PM (oaGWv)

282 But not blaspheme. I only profane Allah. Mostly because I have no respect for his followers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2024 08:35 PM (0FoWg)

A Hindu neighbor has a dog named Allah

Posted by: enough BS at July 19, 2024 08:38 PM (2NXcZ)

283 I loathe the Tolkien crap, and fantasy I general.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 08:35 PM (v6JzV)


But why take it out on Bulgarians?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 08:38 PM (eoQWY)

284 " I believe one of the other super scary encrypted accounts he had is Steam.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor"

I think some of us read it as offshore bank accounts.

I'm pretty sure I think I did.
Posted by: eleven

-

Which was the entire point. Heck, does your browser use https? Guess what?

Yay manipulation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 08:38 PM (Gakra)

285 276 I thought Tolkein started writing in the trenches.

Maybe just legend.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 08:36 PM (iziT

The earliest were. Specifically The Fall of Numenor, The Fall of Gondolin.

Posted by: davidt at July 19, 2024 08:38 PM (SYTee)

286 nmw, right. False witness. Which far worse than simple lying.

Posted by: hart at July 19, 2024 08:39 PM (YaTIT)

287 Log bike path:

Two words

Fuck. That.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 19, 2024 08:39 PM (ufFY8)

288 But why take it out on Bulgarians?
Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 08:38 PM

--

Because they were wrong both times.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 19, 2024 08:39 PM (wzAuc)

289 @dash my, thanks. This trial is complete with a big protesting mob outside the Courthouse, most of whom happen to hate one of my colleagues because he disagreed with them on Court TV for a month, so it'll be interesting. One way or another.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 19, 2024 08:40 PM (2cS/G)

290 The earliest were. Specifically The Fall of Numenor, The Fall of Gondolin.
Posted by: davidt at July 19, 2024 08:38 PM (SYTee)

Both are good examples of depressing tales. The Light being shattered, broken or betrayed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2024 08:40 PM (y31cs)

291 alright then
catch you tomorrow

Posted by: Don Black at July 19, 2024 08:40 PM (/7KEl)

292 Don't forget, Tolkien was at The Somme.

Saw most of his childhood friends die.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2024 08:41 PM (y31cs)

293 Oh to be

on the sea

in Bulgaria.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 08:41 PM (iziT8)

294 Kind of on topic now:
Just saw a breaking report on how Biden’s chances to stay in are going. A source told NBC: "They have taken the Bridge and the Second Hall. We have barred the gates, but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes... Drums. Drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A Shadow
moves in the dark... We cannot get out... They are coming!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2024 08:41 PM (S6gqv)

295 Night Don Black.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2024 08:42 PM (y31cs)

296 Sam Hill's place is Maryhill, WA. Down the road a bit is the WWI monument shaped like Stonehenge. And he was right. It's a great place to grow fruit.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 19, 2024 08:42 PM (xjTDL)

297 Just saw a breaking report on how Biden’s chances to stay in are going. A source told NBC: "They have taken the Bridge and the Second Hall. We have barred the gates, but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes... Drums. Drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A Shadow
moves in the dark... We cannot get out... They are coming!”
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2024 08:41 PM (S6gqv)

'Ackkkkkk...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2024 08:42 PM (y31cs)

298 The Hobbit shit needs to die.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 08:42 PM (v6JzV)

299 I saw Fecal Impaction Tool open for The Cramps at CBGBs in 82.

Posted by: Aged Punk at July 19, 2024 08:43 PM (V5BDR)

300 The ground shakes... Drums. Drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A Shadow
moves in the dark... We cannot get out... They are coming!”
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2024 08:41 PM


The prelude to the dreaded bass solo.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2024 08:43 PM (Ph+AI)

301 You haven't lived until you have done rectal palpation on a dairy cow
Posted by: Ben Had

I'll see that and raise you uterine prolapse, or as we called it, throwing the calf bed. Nightmarish, especially when a burlap sack has to used to collect and support the tissue while the tissue has to be cleansed and, well, re-inserted. Agriculture is not pretty.

Posted by: John Drake Has Reached The Sea Of Azov at July 19, 2024 08:43 PM (tmPIh)

302 I pop in on the HQ and am greated with a DRAGon show

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 19, 2024 08:43 PM (JLq/1)

303 298 The Hobbit shit needs to die.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024

Come on, Bulg! Sometimes you need short guys with big hairy feet on ponies!

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 08:45 PM (pZEOD)

304 The Hobbit shit needs to die.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 08:42 PM (v6JzV)

so cross Bulgaroctonus off the list for Second Breakfast

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 08:45 PM (eoQWY)

305 Ukraine: remember when Trump told Zelinsky to make the best deal he could. Good times. Desert Storm, Desert Shield, Afghanistan. What did the pope say? Oh, thats right, rabble: pedophiles.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 19, 2024 08:45 PM (QSrLX)

306 The Bidenses need to let It go, yess they do, Precious.

Posted by: Gollum at July 19, 2024 08:45 PM (SYTee)

307 Come on, Bulg! Sometimes you need short guys with big hairy feet on ponies!
Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 08:45 PM (pZEOD)

No shoes even in snow is kinda badass.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 08:45 PM (eoQWY)

308 So from the previous post, the video where it showed the woman fumbling with the gun, zoomed in to the point where it took out of the video, a man in full camo and gear walks up to the front of the vehicle and points a rifle at the target (through the windshield).

Maybe the video I saw was not accurate, but the guy was clearly untrained in his equipment and arms.

Posted by: Crazy at July 19, 2024 08:46 PM (EES2L)

309 You know what I am seeing? We are all coming out of the fog from last weekend and allowing ourselves a bit more silliness than has been of late.

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 08:46 PM (pZEOD)

310 301 You haven't lived until you have done rectal palpation on a dairy cow
Posted by: Ben Had

I'll see that and raise you uterine prolapse, or as we called it, throwing the calf bed. Nightmarish, especially when a burlap sack has to used to collect and support the tissue while the tissue has to be cleansed and, well, re-inserted. Agriculture is not pretty.
Posted by: John Drake Has Reached The Sea Of Azov at July 19, 2024 08:43 PM (tmPIh)

Dear Lord.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2024 08:46 PM (y31cs)

311 Agriculture is not pretty.
Posted by: John Drake Has Reached The Sea Of Azov at July 19, 2024 08:43 PM (tmPIh)

I may be a city/suburb boy... but I've watched Dr. Pol.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2024 08:46 PM (BAEGB)

312
A source told NBC: "They have taken the Bridge and the Second Hall. ..

=============

Which side is "they"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 19, 2024 08:46 PM (T3es0)

313 @294

>>Kind of on topic now:

That would be awesome delivered by Walter Cronkite.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2024 08:46 PM (XV/Pl)

314 Ace, if you think it's allergies, have you tried quercetin? It's gotten my wife off of a daily Allerclear.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2024 08:22 PM (Ph+AI)

Huh...that's interesting news. Can dogs take quercetin? And will it help ease their allergies?

*if only I had a machine that would tell me anything I want to know....brb

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 19, 2024 08:47 PM (OX9vb)

315 Come on, Bulg! Sometimes you need short guys with big hairy feet on ponies!
Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 08:45 PM


That seems rather sexist. What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Short women with big hairy feet at July 19, 2024 08:47 PM (Ph+AI)

316 Just saw a breaking report on how Biden’s chances to stay in are going. A source told NBC: "They have taken the Bridge and the Second Hall. We have barred the gates, but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes... Drums. Drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A Shadow
moves in the dark... We cannot get out... They are coming!”
Posted by: Tom Servo

-

The comical part is I made a Trump the White Wizard / Balrog post earlier, and the monster/threat still applies even with Biden in this scenario.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 08:47 PM (Gakra)

317 I hate the fantsy shit, including those damned Hobbits.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 08:47 PM (v6JzV)

318 294

They said that yesterday. Whoever their "source" is? Pompous r us.

One of the fringe benefits (?) of watching FOX's prime time is, I get introduced (via paid ads) to every obscure GOP politician in MO. Community watering hole.

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 08:47 PM (NLIak)

319 Better parenting by those two mama oliphaunts than most American wimmens.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 19, 2024 08:47 PM (ufFY8)

320 If they steal the election, could we get one of those cruise ships on the cheap and create our own place on international waters? We have handy people here! They just need a little sprucing up.

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 08:47 PM (p4NUW)

321 Where does fingering a stuck turd play into this rectal situation?

Posted by: Pete Butpluger at July 19, 2024 08:48 PM (Q4IgG)

322 The prelude to the dreaded bass solo.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2024 08:43 PM (Ph+AI)

Get bent.

Posted by: Cliff Burton at July 19, 2024 08:48 PM (BAEGB)

323 How did the flying squirrel guy get that footage?

CGI deletion of a selfie stick?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 19, 2024 08:48 PM (ufFY8)

324 The left has been guilty of false witness against Trump and the J6ers and abortion protesters and many others. They are very comfortable with malicious lying.

Posted by: hart at July 19, 2024 08:48 PM (YaTIT)

325 >>>317 I hate the fantsy shit, including those damned Hobbits.

Gollum?

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2024 08:48 PM (KRtlO)

326 The comical part is I made a Trump the White Wizard / Balrog post earlier, and the monster/threat still applies even with Biden in this scenario.
Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 08:47 PM (Gakra)

I saw that! Told my wife immediately, she laughed and then groaned.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2024 08:49 PM (S6gqv)

327 I hate the fantsy shit, including those damned Hobbits.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 08:47 PM (v6JzV)

Proves it Bulgar = Smeagol/Gollum

"Stupid Fat Hobbitses!"

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 08:49 PM (eoQWY)

328 >>> Ace, if you think it's allergies, have you tried quercetin? It's gotten my wife off of a daily Allerclear.

I don't think so. I'll look into it. thanks.

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2024 08:49 PM (KRtlO)

329 The Hobbit shit needs to die.
-


McCain started it.

It still cracks me up that he truly, 100% didn't realize they were the little nobody heroes fighting against the overwhelming evil.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 08:49 PM (Gakra)

330 Just saw a breaking report on how Biden’s chances to stay in are going. A source told NBC: "They have taken the Bridge and the Second Hall. We have barred the gates, but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes... Drums. Drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A Shadow
moves in the dark... We cannot get out... They are coming!”

==

they need to stop freebasing...

Posted by: runner at July 19, 2024 08:50 PM (V13WU)

331 Yelling "Great Caesar's Ghost!" always got the attention of reporters, editors, and those print room clowns.

Posted by: Perry White, Editor-In -Chief at July 19, 2024 08:50 PM (V5BDR)

332 Huh...that's interesting news. Can dogs take quercetin? And will it help ease their allergies?

*if only I had a machine that would tell me anything I want to know....brb
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 19, 2024 08:47 PM


I don't know. For humans the recommended dose is 1g/day. We do 500 mg. morning and evening, using QBC made by Solaray.

You can get quercetin in tablets, which would be better for getting it into a dog. It's natural, so I wouldn't be surprised if it would work. No idea about dosage, though.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2024 08:51 PM (Ph+AI)

333 I cannot express how much I loathe the Tolkien shit.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 08:51 PM (v6JzV)

334 317 I hate the fantsy shit, including those damned Hobbits.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 08:47 PM (v6JzV)

Some of it can be quite good. Wheel of Time (Books), LotR of course. Tales of honor, courage, steadfastness in the face of implacable odds and hardship.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2024 08:52 PM (y31cs)

335 I may be a city/suburb boy... but I've watched Dr. Pol.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Pol is amazing - the things he manages largely by himself. Back in the day, it was a three to four person job to get the uterine tissue back in place, and that was with a vet even. My late father used to describe it as trying to cram multiple sheets, blankets, and quilts into a billiards pocket.

Posted by: John Drake Has Reached The Sea Of Azov at July 19, 2024 08:52 PM (tmPIh)

336 It still cracks me up that he truly, 100% didn't realize they were the little nobody heroes fighting against the overwhelming evil.

-

(thinks a bit more about the White Wizard analogy)

Huh. That's neat.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 08:52 PM (Gakra)

337 I cannot express how much I loathe the Tolkien shit.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 08:51 PM (v6JzV)

you just did!

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 08:52 PM (eoQWY)

338 The Hobbit shit apparently stopped about 50,000 years ago.

Homo floresiensis -

https://tinyurl.com/2zfajjkp

(Wiki)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 19, 2024 08:52 PM (6ydKt)

339 Cheese 'n Rice


>>228 ...Gotta keep ... plumbing clear..
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Gotta massage the pros...uh...optic nerve, yeah that's it.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 19, 2024 08:53 PM (NMT5x)

340 333 I cannot express how much I loathe the Tolkien shit.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024

Fine. What do YOU want to talk about? And if you say Star Trek, I am going to hit you with my chancla from here.

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 08:53 PM (p4NUW)

341 I cannot express how much I loathe the Tolkien shit.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

-

Fine, we'll talk about Rush.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 08:53 PM (Gakra)

342 I don't think so. I'll look into it. thanks.
Posted by: ace at July 19, 2024 08:49 PM


We use QBC by Solaray. 500 mg./twice a day. It's worked for us, and almost everyone we've recommended it to. They make a chewable version that's been useful as a 'booster' on high pollen days.

Quercetin has other valuable properties, as I'm sure you'll discover researching it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2024 08:53 PM (Ph+AI)

343 John Drake, great description.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2024 08:53 PM (5MvGY)

344 333 I cannot express how much I loathe the Tolkien shit.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 08:51 PM (v6JzV)

Hateses it. Hateses nasty Tolkien shit, he does.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2024 08:54 PM (S6gqv)

345 320 If they steal the election, could we get one of those cruise ships on the cheap and create our own place on international waters? We have handy people here! They just need a little sprucing up.
Posted by: Piper

Good idea as long as we fix the water slide first.

Posted by: Priorities at July 19, 2024 08:54 PM (V5BDR)

346 I hope the new, Lara Trump RNC (et al) are making the most of this unexpected stand down time.

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 08:54 PM (NLIak)

347 saw a clip of symone sanders on Fox (well, she's on MSNBC, but you know what I mean) and claiming the firefighters coat was a fake last night, cuz his name was spelled wrong. It was his real coat, not enough letter..but, but...I tried to find the story to put up on fb, but..but, via duckduckgo, cannot find it no matter the word salad I choose. Seems they are moving left

Posted by: ziggggeeee at July 19, 2024 08:54 PM (K5Rdg)

348 333 I cannot express how much I loathe the Tolkien shit.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 08:51 PM (v6JzV)

He was writing it for a couple reasons. One, he was trying to recreate the mythology of England (that had gotten sort of washed out by the myriads of people who had swept through over the years.)

Two, he was also trying to envision a truly hopeless battle because he believed that the only true courage could be found when you know you will lose. He envisioned a world in desperate need of a Savior (explicitly Christ.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2024 08:54 PM (y31cs)

349 How about baseball?

Posted by: Jamaica at July 19, 2024 08:54 PM (IG7T0)

350 63 ...
Hadrian,

If you are still around, congrats on all the awards the pups got in the show. It was, indeed, a good day.

Posted by: JTB at July 19, 2024 08:54 PM (zudum)

351 The Churchill quote comes to mind with Biden. Something like we've established what you are now its the price.

Posted by: hart at July 19, 2024 08:55 PM (YaTIT)

352 Or Apaocalypse Now? Now that's an underappreciated movie.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 19, 2024 08:55 PM (IG7T0)

353 Ace is here?

*happy dance*
Have a great weekend, ace. You've busted your bottom this week. Thank you so very much. Please give those eyeballs a good rest.

I hope you have a moment of spontaneous laughter. Just you. On your own. Go ahead and crack yourself up.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2024 08:55 PM (QCDKD)

354 Handyman Special Cruise Ship, only $17M

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 08:55 PM (Gakra)

355 I hate the fantsy shit, including those damned Hobbits.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 08:47 PM (v6JzV)

Some of it can be quite good. Wheel of Time (Books), LotR of course. Tales of honor, courage, steadfastness in the face of implacable odds and hardship.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2024 08:52 PM (y31cs)

A lot of it is pretty derivative of LOTR or DnD these days. One of my favorites that isn't is the Riddle Master of Hed series by Patricia McKillip. Like LOTR the world seems very real with the magic sort of baked into the land.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 08:55 PM (eoQWY)

356 >>>saw a clip of symone sanders on Fox (well, she's on MSNBC, but you know what I mean) and claiming the firefighters coat was a fake last night, cuz his name was spelled wrong. It was his real coat, not enough letter..but, but...I tried to find the story to put up on fb, but..but, via duckduckgo, cannot find it no matter the word salad I choose. Seems they are moving left

I saw someone pointing it out, it was his real coat, not a mock-up, so obviously his name was spelled correctly.

I think SC_Reviews on YouTube had a clip of this trash.

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2024 08:55 PM (KRtlO)

357 Jamaica, how boit those???.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2024 08:56 PM (5MvGY)

358 The Tolkien hate is strong in this one.

Yessss.....



anyhoo see all you wads Moonday.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 08:56 PM (iziT8)

359 Needle lobotomy usually does wonders for clearing the tear duct.

Posted by: Rosemary Kennedy at July 19, 2024 08:56 PM (V5BDR)

360 Riddle Master of Hed series by Patricia McKillip

-

Thanks!

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 08:56 PM (Gakra)

361 >>In vain isn't bad words. More like false pretence. Think the Pharisees or Liz Cheney.

Bob Marley.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2024 08:56 PM (LkLld)

362 354 Handyman Special Cruise Ship, only $17M
Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 08:55 PM (Gakra

Hmmm. How many of us are there?

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 08:57 PM (p4NUW)

363 Appaloosa Now was a great movie!

Posted by: The Horsey Set at July 19, 2024 08:57 PM (Ph+AI)

364 fucking hobbits

Posted by: Zombie Sauron at July 19, 2024 08:57 PM (SYTee)

365 Night eleven.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2024 08:58 PM (y31cs)

366 340 Piper, I just hate fantasy because people don’t know enough about the real world to be absorbing themselves in fantasy lands.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 08:58 PM (v6JzV)

367 >>>Have a great weekend, ace. You've busted your bottom this week. Thank you so very much. Please give those eyeballs a good rest.

thank you, you too!

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2024 08:58 PM (KRtlO)

368
Best comment of the week here was one of you said they eat bacon because it's high in magnesium.

Sure, Jan. You eat bacon because it's a health food.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 19, 2024 08:59 PM (Z8WUX)

369 I just hate fantasy because people don’t know enough about the real world to be absorbing themselves in fantasy lands.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 08:58 PM


Maybe they do?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2024 08:59 PM (Ph+AI)

370 (checks wallet)

I've got sixty four bucks and a Walmart gas card with $4.77 left on it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 08:59 PM (Gakra)

371 366 340 Piper, I just hate fantasy because people don’t know enough about the real world to be absorbing themselves in fantasy lands.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024

Sometimes you have to escape the real world. Just for a little bit. Nurse is right even though she was talking to Ace. You need some fun every now and again.

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 08:59 PM (p4NUW)

372 352 Or Apaocalypse Now? Now that's an underappreciated movie.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 19, 2024 08:55 PM (IG7T0)

Which one?
The original or the the 2001 "Apocalypse Now Redux"?

Redux actually makes more sense, but it's like 50 minutes longer.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 19, 2024 09:00 PM (6ydKt)

373 There is a special needs boy, in his 20's but looks about 12, very special needs boy, that has gone missing from my small town.
Probably wandered off into adjacent farm lands from site he went missing. Woods, creeks, crop fields and pasture.
People locally praying as one at 8pm,,, which is right now.
Thanks.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 19, 2024 09:00 PM (ufMqE)

374 I saw Rectal Palpation open for Uterine Prolapse at the Cow Palace in '88

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 19, 2024 09:00 PM (NMT5x)

375 366 340 Piper, I just hate fantasy because people don’t know enough about the real world to be absorbing themselves in fantasy lands.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Wow. What about people who live in the real world every day and find it difficult and depressing and lonely. Why is it wrong for them to find a happy escape into fantasy land?

Don't we all find ways to escape reality?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2024 09:00 PM (t4NLJ)

376 Has rubbing dirt in it and walking it off been mentioned yet.

I'd bet it has.

Posted by: Reforger at July 19, 2024 09:00 PM (xcIvR)

377 So the crap what if it was a prop coat and helmet. The point was made. The dude ain't an actual Saint with efficacious relics for Christ's sake. It's just a damned gesture, which was taken in good faith by everyone watching who isn't a scuff-knuckled genomic dead end.

Posted by: Cliff Burton at July 19, 2024 09:01 PM (BAEGB)

378 I think SC_Reviews on YouTube had a clip of this trash.
Posted by: ace at July 19, 2024 08:55 PM (KRtlO)

They really need better writers. So we set it up, train a shooter, subvert the SS, clip Trump and kill this guy but after all that planning forget to get the real coat and hastily mock one up and misspell it?

Does this make sense to you?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 09:01 PM (eoQWY)

379 Or Apaocalypse Now? Now that's an underappreciated movie.

-

I no-joke thought that was "Alpacalypse Now" when I first skimmed over it and assumed it was a Shark Tornado style movie.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 09:01 PM (Gakra)

380 The prelude to the dreaded bass solo.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2024 08:43 PM

--

Duncanthrax, the Lord of All Horses.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 19, 2024 09:01 PM (wzAuc)

381 (Bass soloist sock, off.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2024 09:01 PM (BAEGB)

382 I wish y’all could see the sunset over Mobile Bay right now. The sky is pink and blue, the water is still. It’s very beautiful. We need Ace O Vision.

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 09:02 PM (p4NUW)

383 I'm watching "The Borgias" because tou can never have too much treachery.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2024 09:02 PM (5MvGY)

384
It was, indeed, a good day.
Posted by: JTB at July 19, 2024 08:54 PM (zudum)

_________

Phoenix had a curious time. Since he was the only dog entered in his class, I handled him (to no great effect). Then Gerry Thornton took him for Winners, which he won for a point. Then Clint Livingston had him in Best of Breed, where he was Best of Winners. But he did great with everyone. Even me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2024 09:02 PM (1Nxff)

385 Speaking of movies...

"Beetlejuice Bettlejuice"
Coming to Theaters September 6th

Trailer 2 -

https://youtu.be/As-vKW4ZboU

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 19, 2024 09:02 PM (6ydKt)

386 Sometimes you have to escape the real world. Just for a little bit. Nurse is right even though she was talking to Ace. You need some fun every now and again.
Posted by: Piper

To quote Tolkien himself, the people most opposed to the idea of escape are jailers. Well, he said "Gaolers," but he's a Brit, so we cut him some slack on that front.

Posted by: John Drake Has Reached The Sea Of Azov at July 19, 2024 09:02 PM (tmPIh)

387 Wow. What about people who live in the real world every day and find it difficult and depressing and lonely. Why is it wrong for them to find a happy escape into fantasy land?

Don't we all find ways to escape reality?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2024 09:00 PM (t4NLJ)

A world spanning war including monstrous enemies and utter evil isn't THAT much of an escape, now or in Tolkien's era.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 09:02 PM (eoQWY)

388 Hannity doesn't seem to take as much time off as the others. Didn't expect to see him tonight. Convention's over. Weekend's here.

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 09:02 PM (NLIak)

389 Has rubbing dirt in it and walking it off been mentioned yet.

I'd bet it has.
Posted by: Reforger at July 19, 2024 09:00 PM


Slapping with hot iron hasn't been mentioned, either. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2024 09:03 PM (Ph+AI)

390 370 (checks wallet)

I've got sixty four bucks and a Walmart gas card with $4.77 left on it.

Crap. I dropped off about 6 gallons of waste oil at the transfer station. We coulda got somewhere on that.

Posted by: Ol' Leadbottom at July 19, 2024 09:03 PM (V5BDR)

391 373 There is a special needs boy, in his 20's but looks about 12, very special needs boy, that has gone missing from my small town.
Probably wandered off into adjacent farm lands from site he went missing. Woods, creeks, crop fields and pasture.
People locally praying as one at 8pm,,, which is right now.
Thanks.
Posted by: TeeJ at July

Prayers up for sure.

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 09:04 PM (pZEOD)

392 Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 08:38 PM (Gakra)

Yes, manipulation. And Geezers not understanding things.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 19, 2024 09:04 PM (Vvh2V)

393 > If they steal the election, could we get one of those cruise ships on the cheap and create our own place on international waters? We have handy people here! They just need a little sprucing up.
Posted by: Piper
--------
Residence At Sea, ship name; "The World"

A cruise ship that has "condos" for people willing to literally "live at sea." $$$ It did a port call in Monterey, CA when I lived there. Interesting concept.

But, if you're serious about it there are options.

Posted by: Pete Butpluger at July 19, 2024 09:04 PM (Q4IgG)

394 There is a special needs boy, in his 20's but looks about 12, very special needs boy, that has gone missing from my small town.
Probably wandered off into adjacent farm lands from site he went missing. Woods, creeks, crop fields and pasture.
People locally praying as one at 8pm,,, which is right now.
Thanks.
Posted by: TeeJ at July

Break out all the puppers to find him!

Good luck to you.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 09:04 PM (eoQWY)

395 Off butt sock

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 19, 2024 09:05 PM (Q4IgG)

396 371 My escape is into history, the past, and not into some other guy’s fantasy world. I can make up my own fantasies. And they have a lot more sex in them than Tolkien’s schlock.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 09:05 PM (v6JzV)

397 Piper

I'd enjoy touring the USS Alabama.

Somehow the Mighty MO ended up in... Hawaii.

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 09:05 PM (NLIak)

398 Bulg is a great guy. He doesn’t need to like Hobittses. But we all do need an escape.

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 09:05 PM (pZEOD)

399 382 I wish y’all could see the sunset over Mobile Bay right now. The sky is pink and blue, the water is still. It’s very beautiful. We need Ace O Vision.
Posted by: Piper

The pink is from the oil refineries, and yes, it is beautiful.

Posted by: Pauly Purolator at July 19, 2024 09:05 PM (V5BDR)

400 My prayers join tbe rest, Teej.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 19, 2024 09:06 PM (Vvh2V)

401 The first "critical comment" I saw about LOTR was in a music interview magazine, before the RS days, about 1966. A major music figure of the time disavowed interest in Tolkien because the stories were "Aryan fairy tales."

The interviewee was Paul Simon. I have always held this against him.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 19, 2024 09:06 PM (zdLoL)

402 397 Piper

I'd enjoy touring the USS Alabama.

Somehow the Mighty MO ended up in... Hawaii.
Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024

It’s haunted! Spoooky! 👻

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 09:06 PM (pZEOD)

403 I think buying an old cruise ship is folly.

Commandeer a shipping vessel for free in the Indian Ocean, and then re-fit it to Moron worthy pursuits.

Enough of us are welders and electricians and crafters. We could build a tub that would make the QM2 blush in shame.

With blackjack.

And hookers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2024 09:06 PM (BAEGB)

404 My escape is into history, the past, and not into some other guy’s fantasy world. I can make up my own fantasies. And they have a lot more sex in them than Tolkien’s schlock.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 09:05 PM (v6JzV)

Something had to make Samwise's dozen or so kids.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 09:06 PM (eoQWY)

405 Wait... top pick... Lizo?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2024 09:07 PM (xaFKb)

406 The VHS version from the 90's. How could anything version of AN make more sense?
Any baseball as long as it's not the Yankees. I hear enough of their self important wankery

Posted by: Jamaica at July 19, 2024 09:07 PM (IG7T0)

407 I am convinced the CIA killed Marley.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 19, 2024 09:07 PM (IG7T0)

408 396 371 My escape is into history, the past, and not into some other guy’s fantasy world. I can make up my own fantasies. And they have a lot more sex in them than Tolkien’s schlock.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July

No need to over share!

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 09:08 PM (pZEOD)

409 I wonder if I ever read a history book that wasn't fantasy?

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 09:08 PM (Gakra)

410 Bulg is a great guy. He doesn’t need to like Hobittses. But we all do need an escape.
Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 09:05 PM (pZEOD)

I know, I'm just teasing him the way I do my cats when they are moderately grumpy just to get them to scowl at me.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 09:09 PM (eoQWY)

411 Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2024 09:06 PM (BAEGB)

John Waynes 'Yacht' was a US LST.

The idea that the Hull of a ship degrades in 30 years... is bunk... Buy an LHA, rebuild the interior... make the flight deck a yuge veranda...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2024 09:09 PM (xaFKb)

412 Hannity doesn't seem to take as much time off as the others. Didn't expect to see him tonight. Convention's over. Weekend's here.
Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 09:02 PM (NLIak)

He's like a shark if he ever stops yammering away, he'll die. He probably tells his dog about his ninja workouts in his sleep.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2024 09:09 PM (0FoWg)

413 I wonder if I ever read a history book that wasn't fantasy?
Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 09:08 PM (Gakra)

well most of them try to be, but lots of what they work with is known to be made up - battle speeches in particular.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 09:10 PM (eoQWY)

414 371 My escape is into history, the past, and not into some other guy’s fantasy world. I can make up my own fantasies. And they have a lot more sex in them than Tolkien’s schlock.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July

Have you tried Fall of Civilizations?

https://www.youtube.com/@FallofCivilizations/videos

Posted by: davidt at July 19, 2024 09:10 PM (SYTee)

415 398 Thank you, Piper. This is why you are my favorite Partially Pawnee Person.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 09:10 PM (v6JzV)

416 403 With blackjack.

And hookers.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 20

But also a really posh section, too, with deckchairs and a pool. Right?

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 09:11 PM (pZEOD)

417 Of course they are going to steal it. Having someone other than the Shambler makes it slightly more plausible but at the end of the day they don't really give a fuck.

Posted by: hart at July 19, 2024 09:11 PM (YaTIT)

418 I wonder if I ever read a history book that wasn't fantasy?
Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 09:08 PM


Probably not, except for mine.

Posted by: zombie Howard Zinn at July 19, 2024 09:11 PM (Ph+AI)

419 I think the Mighty MO was just too big to sail it up the river & park it under the Arch. Would've cost an astronomical amount. Too bad, that.

Also, The Spirit of St. Louis is in D.C.! All we got was a replica.

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 09:11 PM (NLIak)

420 Prayers, TeeJ.

I hope they find the boy. I pray God sends and angel to protect him and keep him calm. And another to guide a rescue.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2024 09:12 PM (sTQ8G)

421 Studying history is futile, as we need to be unburdened by the past.

Posted by: Giggles at July 19, 2024 09:12 PM (V5BDR)

422 396 371 My escape is into history, the past, and not into some other guy’s fantasy world. I can make up my own fantasies. And they have a lot more sex in them than Tolkien’s schlock.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 09:05 PM (v6JzV)

Hmmm. Schlock. What is interesting is that I would consider Tolkien to be the least schlockiest of them all, considering the breadth and detail he put into it. As mentioned above he was LIVING history when he started writing and conceiving of these things and he needed an escape.

And if you have the Battle of the Somme going on and your friends are dying all around you, I cannot exactly begrudge a man that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2024 09:12 PM (y31cs)

423 But also a really posh section, too, with deckchairs and a pool. Right?
Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 09:11 PM (pZEOD)

The only question is if you want your daiquiri served by a blackjack dealer or a hooker.

....

There's only so many bunks.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2024 09:13 PM (BAEGB)

424 But also a really posh section, too, with deckchairs and a pool. Right?
Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 09:11 PM


The crown jewel would be, of course, the Lido Deck.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2024 09:13 PM (Ph+AI)

425 The temperature has apparently not gone down.

>>@alx
·
34s
>>BREAKING: Florida man arrested after threatening to kill Donald Trump and JD Vance

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2024 09:13 PM (LkLld)

426 OK, guess I gotta go to bed now. G’ Night, All!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 09:13 PM (v6JzV)

427 And Bulg,
I'm glad you have your escape. Everyone needs one.

Mine is the beach.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2024 09:13 PM (sTQ8G)

428 Somehow the Mighty MO ended up in... Hawaii.
Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024

It’s haunted! Spoooky! 👻
Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 09:06 PM (pZEOD)

My first ship... LPH-2 USS Iwo Jima, was haunted.

Right next to the mess decks was a space everyone called the 'Dead Man Reefer'. It had multiple fold down bunks, built into the bulkheads... where we would store dead bodies if needed.

During Nam, the ship was used to ferry live Marines to Nam, and Dead Marines back.

Yes... sometimes, going down to the mess decks in the dead of night.... was.... weird.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2024 09:13 PM (xaFKb)

429 And if you have the Battle of the Somme going on and your friends are dying all around you, I cannot exactly begrudge a man that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2024 09:12 PM (y31cs

I would say that Tolkien is certainly not schlock... but Tolkien has certainly been schlockified.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2024 09:14 PM (BAEGB)

430 Thanks Piper and Tammy. Hope you and Thor are well.

The boy has been missing for about 8 hrs now. Leos, volunteer fire departments etc from county and surrounding small towns have been looking. K-9's being used.
Local civs of course looking too.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 19, 2024 09:15 PM (ufMqE)

431 356 >>>saw a clip of symone sanders on Fox (well, she's on MSNBC, but you know what I mean) and claiming the firefighters coat was a fake last night, cuz his name was spelled wrong. It was his real coat, not enough letter..but, but...I tried to find the story to put up on fb, but..but, via duckduckgo, cannot find it no matter the word salad I choose. Seems they are moving left

I saw someone pointing it out, it was his real coat, not a mock-up, so obviously his name was spelled correctly.

I think SC_Reviews on YouTube had a clip of this trash.

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2024 08:55 PM (KRtlO)

wow, the one and only time Ace will ever comment on a lowly lurker like me's comment, and I walk away for a bit lol. Thanks sir, will check it out.

Posted by: ziggggeeee at July 19, 2024 09:15 PM (K5Rdg)

432 No seagoing condo for me! Yikes.

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 09:15 PM (NLIak)

433 There was a time when Hannity was second only to Rush in the right media. Thankfully we have many more options now.

Posted by: hart at July 19, 2024 09:16 PM (YaTIT)

434 The first "critical comment" I saw about LOTR was in a music interview magazine, before the RS days, about 1966. A major music figure of the time disavowed interest in Tolkien because the stories were "Aryan fairy tales."

The interviewee was Paul Simon. I have always held this against him.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 19, 2024 09:06 PM

--

For me, of all the leftie artists out there, Paul Simon is the only one hard to quit. Dude is brilliant.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 19, 2024 09:17 PM (1vwBF)

435 Archie Bunker on Democrats:

https://youtu.be/R2w-kNI29k0?si=jNpbdf0cloNUaj_Q

Even some 50 odd years ago, he knew. . ..

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2024 09:17 PM (WXNFJ)

436 I saw somewhere that the name was misspelled on his coat because there wasn't enough room on it for the proper spelling.

Posted by: davidt at July 19, 2024 09:17 PM (SYTee)

437 No seagoing condo for me! Yikes.
Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 09:15 PM (NLIak)

Seriously.

They can barely keep the shitter and the fridge working on dry land.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2024 09:17 PM (BAEGB)

438 Bout time for me to turn in--going to get up early and go see Spawn of lin-duh compete in a shooting match tomorrow.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 19, 2024 09:18 PM (OX9vb)

439 Florida man arrested after threatening to kill Donald Trump and JD Vance
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2024 09:13 PM (LkLld)


That being Florida, I assume he also threatened to kill Jackie Onassis, Napoleon III and "all the lying bastards at Area 51"

Posted by: the Barrel at July 19, 2024 09:18 PM (gKWVE)

440 Projection.

Only a leftard would trot out a fake prop with the name spelled wrong.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2024 09:19 PM (BAEGB)

441 I looked up the name of one of those cruise ships. It had been sold for scrap and was completed in 2022. So that was likely the fate of all of them. Scrapped in Turkey.

Posted by: SamIam at July 19, 2024 09:20 PM (oasF3)

442 >>>Very neat bike ride. What kind of "path" is this? It looks like a bunch of tree logs strung together to make a "path." What is the purpose of that?>>

I've seen a metal pipe line set up just like this to power a huge wood-framed, piston-like, 6-stamp, gold ore crusher - and to feed the sluice. Robinson mine, western slope Plumas National Forest.

The old thin-walled pipe is now crushed flat after decades of snow load and neglect.

Posted by: 13times at July 19, 2024 09:20 PM (jMf8X)

443 Sure, whatever...

@LeadingReport 31s
BREAKING: DNC moves forward with plan to confirm Joe Biden as presidential nominee.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 19, 2024 09:20 PM (IG4Id)

444 Bunker lived in an America that hadn't yet been fundamentally changed.

Posted by: hart at July 19, 2024 09:21 PM (YaTIT)

445 Night, Bulg and DMW!

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 09:21 PM (pZEOD)

446 DNC moves forward with plan to confirm Joe Biden as presidential nominee.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 19, 2024 09:20 PM (IG4Id)

".... if i have to, i guess. "

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2024 09:21 PM (BAEGB)

447 437

Don't I just know it!

Also, when I hear "seagoing luxury condo ship," I'm afraid my first thought is... con? Even if it's legit, how hard would it be to sell it? Kind of a niche market, probably.

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 09:23 PM (NLIak)

448 Somehow the Mighty MO ended up in... Hawaii.

I was lucky enough to tour that ship on the last weekend it was in Washington State.

I just happened to be in town with a friend.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 19, 2024 09:23 PM (ufFY8)

449 Night Bulgar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2024 09:24 PM (y31cs)

450 371 My escape is into history, the past, and not into some other guy’s fantasy world. I can make up my own fantasies. And they have a lot more sex in them than Tolkien’s schlock.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July

Exactly! Why consume somebody else's alcohol- or drug-induced fantasy when you can have your own?

Posted by: SFGoth at July 19, 2024 09:24 PM (KAi1n)

451 I love fantasy...fantasy 5 lottery tickets! Only way I'm gonna get (semi) rich in Biden's America

Posted by: ziggggeeee at July 19, 2024 09:24 PM (K5Rdg)

452 I looked up the name of one of those cruise ships. It had been sold for scrap and was completed in 2022. So that was likely the fate of all of them. Scrapped in Turkey.
Posted by: SamIam

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Because of their strong environmental regulations and dedication to the environment.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 09:25 PM (Gakra)

453 At least Bulg doesn't love that one movie...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 19, 2024 09:25 PM (ufFY8)

454 356 >>>saw a clip of symone sanders on Fox (well, she's on MSNBC, but you know what I mean) and claiming the firefighters coat was a fake last night, cuz his name was spelled wrong. It was his real coat, not enough letter..but, but...I tried to find the story to put up on fb, but..but, via duckduckgo, cannot find it no matter the word salad I choose. Seems they are moving left

I saw someone pointing it out, it was his real coat, not a mock-up, so obviously his name was spelled correctly.

I think SC_Reviews on YouTube had a clip of this trash.

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2024 08:55 PM (KRtlO)

wow, the one and only time Ace will ever comment on a lowly lurker like me's comment, and I walk away for a bit lol. Thanks sir, will check it out.
Posted by: ziggggeeee at July 19, 2024 09:15 PM (K5Rdg)

I don't KNOW Pres. Trump, but I do know him well enough to know he would never, ever use a fake prop of a dead first responder, let alone one who died supporting him, for any reason.

Posted by: LASue at July 19, 2024 09:25 PM (Kcw7x)

455
I stumbled on this crap last night. Lefties and other loons were saying that display was faked and dumb Drumpf couldn't even spell the name right.

The man spells the name "Comperatore" but the coat was spelled "Compertore". That was his real coat, and that's the way it was spelled, whether an error or not enough room, I don't know.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 19, 2024 09:25 PM (w6EFb)

456 But also a really posh section, too, with deckchairs and a pool. Right?
Posted by: Piper


And a steward named Gopher?

I mean, we would have the fantail shooting range officer Weasel, right? Fingers crossed

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 19, 2024 09:26 PM (NMT5x)

457 Also, when I hear "seagoing luxury condo ship," I'm afraid my first thought is... con? Even if it's legit, how hard would it be to sell it? Kind of a niche market, probably.
Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 09:23 PM (NLIak)

Part of the cruise bargain is "we can keep you incredibly comfortable for, like, two, three weeks, tops." Then they gotta park their shit and go to town with the industrial pressure washers for a couple days.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2024 09:26 PM (BAEGB)

458 Sure, whatever...

@LeadingReport 31s
BREAKING: DNC moves forward with plan to confirm Joe Biden as presidential nominee.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 19, 2024 09:20 PM (IG4Id)

*gleefully rubs hands together*

Posted by: LASue at July 19, 2024 09:26 PM (Kcw7x)

459 There are a "Plethora" of screwtube vids trying to look conservative but the AI voice track is so obvious and they try to paint Trumps supporters as people who PANIC'ED ...RAN AWAY and that the SS did an awesome job.


If that so...why is Cheatle gone to ground?

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 19, 2024 09:27 PM (TDvv2)

460 406 The VHS version from the 90's. How could anything version of AN make more sense?

Posted by: Jamaica at July 19, 2024 09:07 PM (IG7T0)

It all just gets weirder and weirder going down that river.
By the time we get to Kurtz and The Horror I'm completely baffled by it.


I just remember Redux being better at explaining wtf is going on in parts.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 19, 2024 09:27 PM (6ydKt)

461 Heading out soon for a overnight drive to Kitty Hawk. I love the beach and all my wife's kin that will be there - it'll be interesting to listen to my two Army (Ret) BILs listening to their pediatrician SIL all invested in Joe! and the clot shot.

Last year, DO's 17 yr old daughter asked me to tell her what a BJ was ('cause Mom won't) and is that how you get pregnant.

I had half a mind to send her some pronhub linkage.
Oy.

And I thought my family was messed up.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2024 09:27 PM (WXNFJ)

462 BREAKING: DNC moves forward with plan to confirm Joe Biden as presidential nominee.

==

aw... Kramola must have polled worse than Biden...

Posted by: runner at July 19, 2024 09:28 PM (V13WU)

463 Florida man arrested after threatening to kill Donald Trump and JD Vance
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2024 09:13 PM (LkLld)

That being Florida, I assume he also threatened to kill Jackie Onassis, Napoleon III and "all the lying bastards at Area 51"
Posted by: the Barrel at July 19, 2024 09:18 PM (gKWVE)
***

Hey!!!
Ive heard that some of those bastards at Area 51 were from parents who were legally married.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2024 09:28 PM (W/lyH)

464 Evenin' Horde. I spent my day in the stacks of a real library with real books, instead of in my home office mucking about with system configs and spreadsheets and metadata. Same library where my career began inauspiciously *mumble* years ago. It was very strange to be back for a day.

Also I have an unexpected weekend to myself! What to do?? Forecast is for rain, so hiking is out.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 19, 2024 09:28 PM (iZbyp)

465 Do we really need hippopotamuses?
Posted by: hart at July 19, 2024 07:42 PM (YaTIT)


What else would you want for Christmas?

Also: hash jealousy.

Posted by: mikeski at July 19, 2024 09:28 PM (DgGvY)

466 Ship breaking yards are usually foisted off on some poor third world sh*thole that will take ANYTHING offered to it-- Namibia; Papua New Guinea.

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 09:28 PM (NLIak)

467 IT'S SPELLED KEEEEV YOU MAGATS!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2024 09:29 PM (BAEGB)

468 461
And I thought my family was messed up.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2024

Are we related?

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 09:29 PM (pZEOD)

469 333 I cannot express how much I loathe the Tolkien shit.

Star Wars man? May the force be with you.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 19, 2024 09:30 PM (3wi/L)

470 ARE YOU READY TO RAWK!?! We can't wait! ... for the... keynote speech by... our nominee... josephrobinettebiden
Ah crap. We are so hosed.

Posted by: DNC at July 19, 2024 09:30 PM (gKWVE)

471 464 Also I have an unexpected weekend to myself! What to do?? Forecast is for rain, so hiking is out.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July

Your toes! And an epsom salt bath.

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 09:30 PM (pZEOD)

472 WSJ: "Thomas Matthew Crooks flew the drone on a programmed flight path earlier in the day on [Saturday,] July 13 [, the day of the rally] to scour the Butler Farm Show."

Geezh. Flew a drone on a program flight path? That sounds kind of pre-planned to me. What's the next shoe to drop? The Secret Service served breakfast burritos to the assassin before before he tried to murder President Donald Trump.

There is a full-blown cover-up going on by the Feds as near as I can tell; nothing is making any sense. It's all very Oswaldian, It is all very Warrenish.



https://archive.ph/hkCFy

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 19, 2024 09:30 PM (G8tt9)

473 BREAKING: DNC moves forward with plan to confirm Joe Biden as presidential nominee.

==

aw... Kramola must have polled worse than Biden...
Posted by: runner at July 19, 2024 09:28 PM (V13WU)


The boil on my ass (don't ask) polls better than Harris.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2024 09:31 PM (W/lyH)

474 This place is my escape.
Only sane place on the internet.

Posted by: Reforger at July 19, 2024 09:31 PM (xcIvR)

475 457

Instinct tells me... special assessments! Just a hunch.

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 09:32 PM (NLIak)

476 Last year, DO's 17 yr old daughter asked me to tell her what a BJ was ('cause Mom won't) and is that how you get pregnant.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2024 09:27 PM (WXNFJ)


As of 1999, everyone in the US and almost the entire planet knew what a beej was, aged nine and up.
I guess it took a few years for that bolus to pass through our system.

Posted by: thanks, bill clinton! at July 19, 2024 09:33 PM (gKWVE)

477
474 This place is my escape.
Only sane place on the internet.
Posted by: Reforger at July 19, 2024 09:31 PM

Which is why we are buying a cruise ship together!

There is a small potential it goes all Lord of the Flies, but nothing ventured, nothing gained!

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 09:33 PM (pZEOD)

478 The boil on my ass (don't ask) polls better than Harris.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2024 09:31 PM (W/lyH)

Hey, if i gotta reach behind me and squeeze, i know which one of the two i want to see back there.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2024 09:33 PM (BAEGB)

479 Ahoy! Why go through the expense of outfitting your own derelict cruise ship? Come join us on our cuckservative cruise to nowhere. No icky Trumpsters allowed. Balcony staterooms are still available. Rub elbows with Jonah Goldberg and Max Boot.

Posted by: Admiral Kristol at July 19, 2024 09:33 PM (V5BDR)

480 Projection.

Only a leftard would trot out a fake prop with the name spelled wrong.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Maybe they should have used a big button to Reset?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2024 09:33 PM (wNbrz)

481 464 Also I have an unexpected weekend to myself! What to do?? Forecast is for rain, so hiking is out.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 19, 2024 09:28 PM (iZbyp)
***
I hear the range calling...

Posted by: TRex at July 19, 2024 09:33 PM (IQ6Gq)

482
The fire station Comperatore served at put a little memorial outside with his coat and helmet right after this happened, and there are photos of that.

From what I read, a lot of the fire fighters didn't even realize the name was misspelled. I assuming this was just an error, and a long standing error that nobody really noticed or cared about.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 19, 2024 09:34 PM (w6EFb)

483 Did I hear right?

The Democraps are going to pull this stunt of a VIRTUAL ROLL CALL instead of the traditional roll call at their convention???

AHHhhh gonna load up on popcorn and some Val-U-Rite for this one!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 19, 2024 09:34 PM (TDvv2)

484 British Open week. Tiger missed the cut. An Irishman is on top of the leader board (Shane Lowery). He won the Brit Open in '19 in Northern Ireland. Royal Troon are where they are at this year. West coast of Scotland. Weather is what you expect for July in Scotland, in the 50s and 60s, wind and rain.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 19, 2024 09:34 PM (BW+Gb)

485 474 This place is my escape.
Only sane place on the internet.

Posted by: Reforger at July 19, 2024 09:31 PM (xcIvR)
***
Remarkable characterization, especially given the breadth and selection of topics on the thread... But you're not wrong.

Posted by: TRex at July 19, 2024 09:35 PM (IQ6Gq)

486 Beautiful moon here on the Seaboard of the Atlantic.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 19, 2024 09:35 PM (dg+HA)

487 Yes, that was Cory Comperatore's actual equipment.

Yes, it is written incorrectly on the jacket, because they were limited on the number of letters that would fit.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 19, 2024 09:35 PM (B0G6a)

488
These sick fucks have been going over Comperatore's social media posts way back and are finding some mean things he said, mean tweets you might say.

He said some things about the Palestinians. Also said some things about bicyclists blocking traffic and such.

All of which only increase my esteem for him. He was one of us.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 19, 2024 09:36 PM (w6EFb)

489 WSJ: "Thomas Matthew Crooks flew the drone on a programmed flight path earlier in the day on [Saturday,] July 13 [, the day of the rally] to scour the Butler Farm Show."

-

I bet it's whatever the brand is that Congress is trying to ban.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 09:36 PM (Gakra)

490 WSJ: "Thomas Matthew Crooks flew the drone on a programmed flight path earlier in the day on [Saturday,] July 13 [, the day of the rally] to scour the Butler Farm Show."

Geezh. Flew a drone on a program flight path? That sounds kind of pre-planned to me. What's the next shoe to drop? The Secret Service served breakfast burritos to the assassin before before he tried to murder President Donald Trump.

There is a full-blown cover-up going on by the Feds as near as I can tell; nothing is making any sense. It's all very Oswaldian, It is all very Warrenish.



https://archive.ph/hkCFy
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 19, 2024 09:30 PM

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WSJ? They actually have some residual cred for having become left- curious many years ago.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 19, 2024 09:36 PM (1vwBF)

491 I hear the range calling...
Posted by: TRex
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That is an excellent idea. I had lost my motivation to go to the range. Last Saturday, I may have found it again.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 19, 2024 09:36 PM (iZbyp)

492 A president and candidate gets shot at and the salient issue is if the name of the poor bastard who ate the bullet instead fits on a regulation fire helmet.

If you think you hate Teh Media enough....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2024 09:36 PM (BAEGB)

493 Instagram videos for me are playing like 3 seconds and then I get a login message. That didn’t used to happen. Have they changed access settings?

Posted by: Advo at July 19, 2024 09:37 PM (jO4mz)

494 Which is why we are buying a cruise ship together!

There is a small potential it goes all Lord of the Flies, but nothing ventured, nothing gained!

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 09:33 PM (pZEOD)

I'm in.

Honey!! Put this POS property on the market. We're buyin' a big fucken boat.

Posted by: Reforger at July 19, 2024 09:37 PM (xcIvR)

495
There is a full-blown cover-up going on by the Feds as near as I can tell; nothing is making any sense. It's all very Oswaldian, It is all very Warrenish.



https://archive.ph/hkCFy
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 19, 2024 09:30 PM (G8tt9)

———1

The Deep state didn’t know he would put so much effort into it.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 19, 2024 09:37 PM (2fIO4)

496 472

He was an engineering major, about to start his third year at Robert Morris University. He was bright. Graduated HS with honors.

If he could've gotten a GF, he might've been OK. Apparently the last 'Net site he ever visited was Pornhub.

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 09:37 PM (NLIak)

497 Did y’all see “Biden’s” tweet thread on DJT’s speech? It could be parody.

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 09:38 PM (pZEOD)

498 Also said some things about bicyclists blocking traffic


GASP!

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at July 19, 2024 09:38 PM (qvYge)

499 WSJ: "The 20-year-old would-be assassin fired at least six rounds from the roof of the American Glass Research building roughly 400 feet away from where Trump spoke."

6 rounds. Geezh. It sure would have been great if he hadn't been allowed to use a drone and a rangefinder to figure out what he was doing. And for extra credit, the cops actually detained this guy. It's beginning to sound like the only thing Crooks didn't do is wear an orange jumpsuit with placards that said, I'm an assassin.

https://archive.ph/hkCFy

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 19, 2024 09:38 PM (G8tt9)

500 Yeah, I'm sure punching at a dead father and mocking a fire station's spelling is going to work wonders at improving the vote among working-class voters.

Posted by: C'est plus qu'un crime, c'est une faute at July 19, 2024 09:38 PM (gKWVE)

501
If he could've gotten a GF, he might've been OK. Apparently the last 'Net site he ever visited was Pornhub.

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 09:37 PM (NLIak)

Had to say one last goodbye to his waifu is more likely.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 19, 2024 09:39 PM (6ydKt)

502 He was an engineering major, about to start his third year at Robert Morris University. He was bright. Graduated HS with honors.

If he could've gotten a GF, he might've been OK. Apparently the last 'Net site he ever visited was Pornhub.
Posted by: mnw

-

The tranny shooter?

Nah, he wasn't looking for a girlfriend.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 09:40 PM (Gakra)

503 Don Jr said on X The USSS wouldn’t let him fly his own drone off the beach at Mar-A-Lago because his dad was in the house!

Posted by: Jmel at July 19, 2024 09:40 PM (Rp3RY)

504 Ah yes...I hear the SEA DRONES already have targeting info from the overhead SATS downloaded. (Don't reserve the Starboard side staterooms by the way...wink, wink.)

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 19, 2024 09:40 PM (TDvv2)

505 483

No, you didn't hear it right.

No virtual roll call. They ditched that.

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 09:40 PM (NLIak)

506 Hey, in a real Lord Of The Flies situation, I'm confident i would slot right in to the meaty middle of unnamed characters who don't take much shit and don't have to deal much out.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2024 09:40 PM (BAEGB)

507 484 British Open week. Tiger missed the cut. An Irishman is on top of the leader board (Shane Lowery). He won the Brit Open in '19 in Northern Ireland. Royal Troon are where they are at this year. West coast of Scotland. Weather is what you expect for July in Scotland, in the 50s and 60s, wind and rain.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 19, 2024 09:34 PM (BW+Gb
So it ain’t Dubai or whatever? I hear they play indoors there.

Posted by: Eromero at July 19, 2024 09:41 PM (LHPAg)

508 1 I hear the range calling...
Posted by: TRex
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That is an excellent idea. I had lost my motivation to go to the range. Last Saturday, I may have found it again.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 19, 2024 09:36 PM (iZbyp)
***

Not to mention filling the shelves with food stuffs.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2024 09:43 PM (W/lyH)

509 Also I have an unexpected weekend to myself! What to do?? Forecast is for rain, so hiking is out.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 19, 2024 09:28 PM


Rain? Simple. Dry fire.

And isn't there a dashing Highway Patrolman that could use some attention, perchance even caressing?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2024 09:43 PM (Ph+AI)

510 Had to say one last goodbye to his waifu is more likely.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 19, 2024 09:39 PM (6ydKt)

Ain't no waifu on pr0nhub, just floppy titted Pinays and shitfaced Ukrainian children.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2024 09:43 PM (BAEGB)

511 > I bet it's whatever the brand is that Congress is trying to ban.
------
There's already a ban on DJI, one, if not THE largest drone supplier in the US. China spy tools.

I can't say the US is wrong. I have an older DJI drone and the firmware updates that were required to make the thing operational got to be... questionable.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 19, 2024 09:43 PM (Q4IgG)

512 488
These sick fucks have been going over Comperatore's social media posts way back and are finding some mean things he said, mean tweets you might say.

He said some things about the Palestinians. Also said some things about bicyclists blocking traffic and such.

All of which only increase my esteem for him. He was one of us.
Posted by: publius



From the same bunch who think they are without sin.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 19, 2024 09:44 PM (BW+Gb)

513 During this convention, I realized what a phenomenal pick JD Vance is - he really was the best available...
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2024 08:23

Reading quickly I read...
During this convention, I realized what a phenomenal prick JD Vance is...

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 19, 2024 09:44 PM (55Qr6)

514 The next move by the anti-Biden faction, if he continues to hold out, is going to be the nuclear option.

Which is the the big players going public and saying he isn't fit to serve out his term.

Posted by: hart at July 19, 2024 09:45 PM (YaTIT)

515 Norton Professor of English at Harvard University, declared that The Lord of the Rings disappointed because [...]

https://tinyurl.com/bmtze73b

Posted by: 13times at July 19, 2024 09:45 PM (jMf8X)

516 Sarah & Mike H. have BOTH lost a ton of weight.

Mike looks rather distinguished. He lost the Pillsbury doughboy look.

Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2024 09:46 PM (NLIak)

517 I've started a GOFUNDME page to have ammo shipped to me here in COMIEFORNIA via the underground BULLET-TRAIN

Should work RIGHT???

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 19, 2024 09:46 PM (TDvv2)

518 We want 9 figures, d*mnit! Maybe 10!

Posted by: Dr. Jill at July 19, 2024 09:46 PM (Ph+AI)

519 WSJ: "The 20-year-old would-be assassin fired at least six rounds from the roof of the American Glass Research building roughly 400 feet away from where Trump spoke."

"at least six. . . "
One would think the SS could release this type of incontrovertible evidence without compromising the years long 'investigation' that they will be slow rolling.

You know, by, oh, I don't know - counting the brass expended on the roof near the dead shooter.

But Nah! The official cover story hasn't been agreed upon yet.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2024 09:46 PM (WXNFJ)

520 Captain Schettino is still looking for work and we can probably get him cheap.

Posted by: Wheels Turnin' at July 19, 2024 09:46 PM (V5BDR)

521 OH HELL YES...

That's a COPY/PASTE to the ONT.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 19, 2024 09:47 PM (TDvv2)

522 The Phenomenal Pricks used to be the name of a Sex Pistols cover band. Not a joke.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 19, 2024 09:47 PM (dg+HA)

523 The next move by the anti-Biden faction, if he continues to hold out, is going to be the nuclear option.

Which is the the big players going public and saying he isn't fit to serve out his term.
Posted by: hart

We know what comes after that.

Posted by: Zombie Antonin Scalia at July 19, 2024 09:48 PM (qZEuM)

524 Reading quickly I read...
During this convention, I realized what a phenomenal prick JD Vance is...


I'm OK with that too as long as he directs it at the people I want him to.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 19, 2024 09:48 PM (/y8xj)

525 Norton Professor of English at Harvard University, declared that The Lord of the Rings disappointed because [...]


Ha!
So. A Harvard prof agrees with me.
LOTR sucks.
I've tried to read it three times over the past 20 years. Page 104 is as far as I've ever gotten.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2024 09:48 PM (W/lyH)

526 British Open week. ...

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 19, 2024 09:34 PM (BW+Gb)

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Point of privilege: OPEN CHAMPIONSHIP.

Posted by: American faggots who now follow "football" at July 19, 2024 09:48 PM (1vwBF)

527 The Phenomenal Pricks used to be the name of a Sex Pistols cover band. Not a joke.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

If I ever get a band together we'll be called:

"Painful Discharge"

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2024 09:49 PM (WXNFJ)

528 The boy has been found alive, covered in mud.
Only details I have so far.
Thank you Lord for answering our prayers!!!

Posted by: TeeJ at July 19, 2024 09:51 PM (ufMqE)

529 Much like the burning during urination.

Posted by: Kramer at July 19, 2024 09:51 PM (dg+HA)

530 526

In KC, we host the annual Arrowhead Invitational, aka The AFC Championship game.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at July 19, 2024 09:52 PM (NLIak)

531 Much like the burning during urination.
Posted by: Kramer at July 19, 2024 09:51 PM (dg+HA)

I burnt my house down.

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at July 19, 2024 09:52 PM (qZEuM)

532 510 Ain't no waifu on pr0nhub, just floppy titted Pinays and shitfaced Ukrainian children.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2024 09:43 PM (BAEGB)

First photo I saw of him there were hand-drawn sketches of girls in the anime style behind him on the wall.
There's a lot of that on pornhub too.

This guy looked like the type to have a waifu or two.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 19, 2024 09:52 PM (6ydKt)

533 I've tried to read it three times over the past 20 years. Page 104 is as far as I've ever gotten.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2024 09:48 PM (W/lyH)

I only got bored enough to finish it while at "Victory Base" in Somalia.
Before that I was about where you get.
I had read The Hobbit twice though for book reports in English classes.

Posted by: Reforger at July 19, 2024 09:52 PM (xcIvR)

534 Rain? Simple. Dry fire.

And isn't there a dashing Highway Patrolman that could use some attention, perchance even caressing?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
---
Also, indoor range.

Yes. The Highway Patrolman is lonely. But he is mostly to gaze upon lovingly. The trusty 1911 may be the lucky one this time.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 19, 2024 09:55 PM (iZbyp)

535 528 The boy has been found alive, covered in mud.
Only details I have so far.
Thank you Lord for answering our prayers!!!
Posted by: TeeJ

Praise God!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2024 09:55 PM (Gd5m2)

536 So both X and SpaceX are moving to Texas.
And not one media outlet led with "All my X'es live In Texas"

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2024 09:55 PM (W/lyH)

537 The boy has been found alive, covered in mud.
Only details I have so far.
Thank you Lord for answering our prayers!!!
Posted by: TeeJ
---
Great news!!

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 19, 2024 09:56 PM (iZbyp)

538 God is good, Teej!

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 19, 2024 09:57 PM (Vvh2V)

539 If you're an American who calls soccer football you are a douche or have Hispanic, or is it Latino, heritage.

Posted by: hart at July 19, 2024 09:57 PM (YaTIT)

540 536 So both X and SpaceX are moving to Texas.
And not one media outlet led with "All my X'es live In Texas"
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2024 09:55 PM (W/lyH)


That there sir is tonight's threadwinner!

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 19, 2024 10:01 PM (NMT5x)

541 Am I missing something? I can't figure out how to see how long an Insta video is or how to rewind etc.

Posted by: PJU at July 19, 2024 10:05 PM (G1dq6)

542 528 The boy has been found alive, covered in mud.
Only details I have so far.
Thank you Lord for answering our prayers!!!
Posted by: TeeJ at July 19, 2024 09

And He continues to watch over us. Thank you.

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 10:06 PM (aT5K/)

543 541 Am I missing something? I can't figure out how to see how long an Insta video is or how to rewind etc.
Posted by: PJU at July 19, 2024 10

None are long, there is no rewind, but you can watch again once you get to the end

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 10:07 PM (aT5K/)

544 I'm sure the ONT will hit while I make this comment.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 19, 2024 10:08 PM (A4Fy5)

545 I wonder what memes await us.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 19, 2024 10:10 PM (B0G6a)

546 Nope...

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 19, 2024 10:10 PM (TDvv2)

547 I have to ask: How did Ace get a recent photo of Big Mike Obama atop this post?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 19, 2024 10:10 PM (VNX3d)

548 @544

>>I'm sure the ONT will hit while I make this comment.

If it's a primo comment, then just wait for the ONT, if it's just filler and throwaway, post it now.

The sweet spot for commenting is roughly from 50 to about 250, after that, all bets are off for when a new thread is going to pop up.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2024 10:11 PM (XV/Pl)

549 UTHSS...

Under Trestle Hobo Secret Service

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 19, 2024 10:12 PM (TDvv2)

550 https://tinyurl.com/285492jx

@JoshKraushaar
WSJ, breaking: “The gunman who tried to kill Donald Trump was able to fly a drone and get aerial footage of the western Pennsylvania fairgrounds shortly before the former president was set to speak there, law-enforcement officials briefed on the matter said, further underscoring the stunning security lapses ahead of Trump’s near assassination.”

Posted by: Methos at July 19, 2024 10:12 PM (Dnobf)

551 I am the new willow.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 19, 2024 10:12 PM (ufFY8)

552 Did the ONT get hit with the blue screen of death?

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 19, 2024 10:13 PM (A4Fy5)

553 Is WD at another play or something?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2024 10:13 PM (16NmB)

554 Anyone familiar with the First Baptist Church in Dallas? It's on fire.

https://tinyurl.com/3jzx9b5p

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2024 10:15 PM (LkLld)

555 Nood

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 19, 2024 10:16 PM (VNX3d)

556 @550

>>WSJ, breaking:

This to me if true signals indisputably this was an inside job, one of the main tasks of any USSS security plan is control of the airspace around an event they are protecting.

YOU CANNOT JUST FLY A F**KING DRONE IN A PROTECTED AIRSPACE.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2024 10:19 PM (XV/Pl)

557 WD is currently transitioning at treetop level via a "Black Helicopter" having had to obtain the ONT from MisHum due to the shutdown of his NET this morning along with many other major infrastructures...I'm sure he has it well under control...

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