The Morning Report

The Morning Report — 7/12/24

Good Morning Kids. So at this so-called "big boy press conference" where Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants was supposed to demonstrate his mental faculties are on par with a super computer right off the bat he introduces Kamala Harris as "Vice President Trump" and it went swiftly downhill from there.

And this is on the heels of his performance at the NATO Summit where he introduced Ukrainian president and his partner in grift Zelensky as "President Putin"

And of course the triple decker debacle of his phone call to Joe Banjo Boy Scarborough, the "interview" with George Stephanopoulos and the disaster of the debate with Donald Trump.

And yet, I still ponder this as opposed to the up close and personal disasters of an erased border, ruined economy, rampant crime, the world on the verge of going up in flames, societal and cultural dissolution, that is scaring the living daylights out of even disinterested low information fools as well as a not inconsiderable and perhaps growing number of traditional if not hardcore insane leftist Democrat voters.

The estimable Kevin Downey, one of the few reliably good writers at PJ Media posits with this headline:

RIP Democratic Party: 1828-2024 — Death by Suicide

It's a good and accurate essay, but the party is merely a vehicle for evil by any other name. And as my mother of blessed memory always reminded me, evil never rests. As the politicians, the propagandists and the cultural figures turn themselves inside out alternately standing behind Biden and in a nano-scond shrieking for him to leave or otherwise be forced out, They're still gunning for Trump, figuratively and no doubt if need be quite literally should it come down to it:

WIth that, I give you this golden oldie but goodie ready to be reprised:

If you had Russia on your bingo card for someone connecting it to former President Donald Trump and the 2024 presidential election, please mark your card.
According to Fox News, there’s a fresh warning that Russia has already put a plan in practice to “interfere in the 2024 election to bolster the chances of” Trump re-election campaign.
The outlet reported the following:
In a briefing with reporters on Tuesday, ODNI [Office of the Director of National Intelligence] officials said that Russia is the "preeminent threat" to the election and that while China doesn’t plan to influence the outcome of the presidential race, the communist nation is being carefully monitored to see if it mingles in down-ballot races.[…]
Officials said that the intelligence community expects Russia will increase its underhanded activities as U.S. election day gets closer in order to manipulate public opinion, underscoring the threat to America’s political landscape.

At least we can console ourselves in the fact that there is an opposition party ready to take up the cause.

To be sure, there is much to fear from the Democratic-Industrial Complex. In the ensuing months, it will resort to all manner of tactics on every front to ensure a Progressive win in November. That, of course, is not headline news, but conservatives should also keep in mind that old horror movie trope, "The call is coming from inside the house!"
I have to wonder how much of one's soul one must mortgage to go to Washington, D.C., as a Republican, only to get slapped around on a daily basis by Democrats and still be willing to do their bidding or at least lay low at the appointed times so the "approved agenda" can be advanced. Either the pay and perks associated with rolling over and playing dead are spectacular, or there are more skeletons in D.C. than in the Catacombs of Paris. It's likely a combination of both.
Whatever the impetus for so many rubber spines, one thing is clear: the Democrats are only part of the problem conservatives face moving forward. There are plenty of fake elephants in the room, taking up space and leaving piles of excrement for the American people.
Case in point:
According to American Wire, on Monday, eight GOP senators were MIA during a vote to confirm U.S. District Judge Nancy Maldonado as a judge in the Seventh U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals. This is a step up for Maldonado, who has occupied the bench in the Northern District of Illinois. Maldonado is seen by many not just as a radical leftist but also as incompetent. Maldonado is opposed to assault weapons. During her hearing, she was asked to define an assault weapon. Her response? "I am not a gun expert."
Had those eight Republicans shown up, their no votes, combined with the votes of Manchin and Sinema, would have stopped the confirmation. Instead, Maldonado was confirmed to a lifetime appointment by a vote of 47-43. Who were the senators who played hooky that day? I'm glad you asked:

With that emetic, I hope you all have a good weekend.

ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

Previously, Sir Patrick said Britain is now in a “pre-war” phase. The Prime Minister of Poland, Donald Tusk, is using the same language, telling the press, “I know it sounds devastating, especially to people of the younger generation, but we have to mentally get used to a new era. We are in a pre-war era. I don’t exaggerate. This is becoming more and more apparent every day.”
British Military Chief Warns Third World War ‘Probable’ in the Next Five Years.
How hard will it be to steal the 2024 election if Biden tops the ticket -- or Kamala Harris, for that matter?
Can They Cheat a Dementia Sufferer Back into the White House?

ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS . . . AND BIDEN

Active IDF reservist Aviad Shlomo Sarid was surprised to find that he was mistakenly confused for someone of the same name and sanctioned
Biden junta Accidentally Sanctions Israeli Man Fighting Hezbollah, Releases His Address
Israeli parliament mulls a ban on Hamas-linked UN agency, may brand its a terrorist organization.
Israel Names Over 100 UNRWA Employees Doubling as Gaza Terrorists
ROBERT SPENCER: The Biden ceasefire deal, however, not only doesn’t envision such a scenario but maps out a future for Gaza that includes Hamas. Ignatius explained that “Israel and Hamas have both signaled their acceptance of an ‘interim governance’ plan that would begin with Phase 2, in which neither Hamas nor Israel would rule Gaza.”
Old Joe Biden Is on the Brink of a Foreign Policy Triumph: His Biggest Betrayal of All
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
Robert Spencer :Will the Huffington Post, the SPLC, and the ADL now apologize?
Former U.S. Muslim Brotherhood Leader Confirms: The ‘Islamophobes’ Were Right All Along

OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY
'The ones ruling the country now are the ones who crucified Jesus,' Farrakhan Shegog said of the Jewish state
Cori Bush Steered Nearly $1 Million in Taxpayer Dollars to Nonprofit Led by Anti-Semite Who Says ‘Real Jews’ Don’t Live in Israel
"BIDEN BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
“Wisconsin figures to be a very tight race once again, as reflected by this new polling,” Steve Cortes, former senior advisor to President Trump and polling consultant to American Greatness, told the DCNF. “In such a close election, the more we highlight the damage of Biden’s open border, the more likely battleground state voters are to return Donald Trump to the White House.”
Trump Leads In Key Swing State Where Many Voters Say Immigration Made Life ‘Worse,’ Poll Finds
Gallego's admission comes as polls show the border is a top issue for Arizona voters
WATCH: Ruben Gallego, Running for Senate in Migrant-Flooded Arizona, Says Border Issues Aren't His 'Expertise'
Seamus Hughes, a terrorism expert at the University of Nebraska Omaha, expressed concerns about the scale of these breaches, indicating a systemic issue rather than isolated incidents. “Alarm bells are ringing, and it is a significant concern for law enforcement,” Hughes told New York Post.
16 Suspected Terrorists Arrested Following Entry Into US Amid Federal Oversight Failures

BIDEN DEMENTIA, EPILEPSY, PALACE COUP WATCH
Biden calls Kamala Harris ‘Vice President Trump’ at top of error-laden ‘big boy’ press conference
JOE BLOWS IT
David Harsanyi: But if we grade his performance on the biggest curve in presidential history, then Biden probably did enough to stay in the race. Which is terrible news for Democrats.
Biden was just good enough to save candidacy, much to Democrats’ dismay
Analysis of thousands of White House transcripts shows increased tendency to interrupt own speech with tangents, an indication of mental decline
Ramblin’ Man: Biden’s Tendency To Ramble Is Twice As Bad As When He Was VP, Analysis Finds
The last full Cabinet meeting happened on October 2, 2023.
‘Entire Display is Kind of an Act’: Democrats Blame Biden’s Handlers for Hiding His Decline
The job of the public now is to recognize the dishonesty and partisan nature of this press. Will the public once again fall for its propaganda tactics — as it has done so many times before since Bill Clinton was president — or will it at last see these lying tactics for what they are: stinking carrion so nauseating that even a vulture would find it too loathsome to swallow?
The real reason the propaganda press is finally reporting Biden’s long-known mental decline
SCOTT MCKAY: Joe Biden does not appear likely to go gentle into that good night.
Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Barack Obama, and the Death of Stalin
News of the internal Harris versus Trump poll on Thursday coincided with a report from the Times that some of Biden’s close allies are devising strategies to convince him to end his candidacy.
Report: Biden Campaign Commissions Trump Versus Harris Poll
George Clooney was hardly the only Biden donor to get a glimpse of the [fake] [president's decline
Biden Struggled Through Fundraisers for Months Before the Debate. The Press Said Nothing.
Calling on him to withdraw tacitly affirms complicity in a group lie.
The Hale–Bopp Comet Election
If it becomes clear Joe won’t go, the party and its propaganda outlets will quickly pivot. Discussionsof his physical and mental capacities will be shoved down the memory hole.
< a href="https://issuesinsights.com/2024/07/11/if-dems-cant-force-biden-out-all-his-mental-problems-will-quickly-be-forgotten/">Get Ready For Big Media To Make Another Biden Pivot
SHAMPEACHMENTS, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION
If you had Russia on your bingo card for someone connecting it to former President Donald Trump and the 2024 presidential election, please mark your card.
Here We Go Again! ODNI Says Russia's Interfering in Election - With a Candidate 'Preference'
Daniel Greenfield: A scenario they could never have imagined.
A Plot to Stop Trump in 2016 May Lose Dems the White House
CIVIL WAR 2.0: J-6 FBI FALSE FLAG "RIOT" & AFTERMATH, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
Anti-terrorism training materials used by a U.S. Army base that designated pro-life organizations as “terrorist groups” will no longer be used in future briefings, an installation official claimed in a statement to The Federalist.
Army Base Axes Use Of Briefing Materials Labeling Pro-Life Organizations As ‘Terrorist Groups’
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) is still trying to steal headlines and distract from the failure of Joe Biden by introducing articles of impeachment against Supreme Court Justices Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito.
Headline-Grabber Titty-Caca Ocasio-Cortez Attacks Thomas, Alito. It Won’t Work.
U.S. Attorney General Merrick Garland dodged an inherent contempt resolution after four Republicans locked arms with Democrats to oppose the effort.
House Fails to Hold AG Merrick Garland in Inherent Contempt After Four Republicans Defect
Democrats are lying about Project 2025 in an irrational fearmongering campaign aimed at smearing Donald Trump and propping up Joe Biden.
Democrats Continue To Spew Lies About The Contents Of Project 2025
DAVID MARCUS: It is becoming clear that the one time party of Jefferson and Jackson doesn’t want to elect a president, they want to destroy the presidency.
Democrats and senile Joe want to destroy the presidency, and America in the process
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
The new report establishes links between the WFA’s “responsible media” initiative and the taxpayer-funded Global Disinformation Index (GDI), a London-based group that in 2022 unveiled an ad blacklist of 10 news outlets whose opinion sections tilted conservative or libertarian, including The Post, RealClearPolitics and Reason magazine.
Bombshell report details how a little-known corporate cartel targets outlets — including The NY Post — claimed to be spreading ‘misinformation’
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
"As a result of this inflation -- and wages that have not kept up with it -- Americans face an affordability crisis and reduced living standards. Declining real wages and quality of life are a result of bad Democrat policies – no matter who is on the top of the ticket. All Democrats believe in inflationary reckless government spending, overregulation, and tax hikes – and will push this agenda if elected in November. “The problem is the policies, not the person on the ballot."
June Marks 39th Straight Month with Inflation of at Least Three Percent
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, JUNK SCIENCE, LYSENKOISM
Despite the efforts of policymakers, the market for ICE cars is still there, so why not take advantage of it? Is Tesla CEO Elon Musk watching?
Hey, Elon, How About A Tesla That Runs On Gas?
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
The move comes after Alameda County District Attorney Pamela Price failed to onboard attorneys the state provided in an attempt to better prosecute drug crime, according to the letter sent to Price by Newsom’s cabinet secretary, Ann Paterson. Price and Oakland Mayor Sheng Tao face recall votes in November due to their failure to control crime in Oakland.
Gavin Newsom Yanks Assistance From Soros-Funded DA Who Dragged Her Feet On State Initiative To Combat Crime
AMERICA AND THE WORLD IMPRISONED: CHINESE CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS AND FACTS
COVID shots are legally no longer a legitimate vaccine.
The Ninth Circuit shoots down COVID vaccine
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
Authorities arrested Luisa Melchionne, a 47-year-old middle school guidance counselor, for allegedly sending nude photos and giving a 13-year-old “lapdances,” according to the Norwalk Police Department. The alleged incident took place in her office, where she allegedly sexually abused the teen. The mom of three was arrested on charges of second-degree sexual assault and two counts of risk of injury to a minor.
Guidance Counselor Arrested For Allegedly Giving Lapdances To 13-Year-Old
Christopher Rufo: There is no reason to expect an even distribution of academic dishonesty.
Plagiarism and Disparities
THE 2020 AND 2022ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH
A new law strips the bipartisan Board of State Canvassers of power to investigate fraud, delegating the task to partisan attorneys.
In Michigan’s Bluest Cities, Election Complaints Will Only Be Investigated If Leftist Prosecutors Feel Like It
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY
Heading toward a world of woe.
Bro-Fo Omar Charged With Ethics Violations
POLITICS
The GOP faces an uncertain contest in November.
Republicans Prepare for a Biden Ouster
Reince Priebus, Chairman of the MKE 2024 Host Committee, said that the amount of support for the quickly-approaching convention is “bigger than I ever imagined.”
Milwaukee 2024 Host Committee Smashes Records with $85 Million Haul
DAVID HARSANYI: The [spurious] vice president is burdened by what was, and what can be.
Would Kamala Harris Be A Better Candidate Than Joe Biden? Doubtful
The Democrats are on the ropes, but the lizard people looking to enslave us aren't going down without a fight. (Yes, because the party is merely a vehicle for evil, and even if the party collapses, evil never rests - jjs)
RIP Democratic Party: 1828-2024 — Death by Suicide
THE UKRAINIAN "FRONT"
Poland's decision to ramp up military action in recent months is due in large part to Russia's ongoing invasion of Ukraine, however also at play is Belarus' efforts to act as a transfer point for migrants from the Middle East, shuttling them into the European Union via the country's border with Poland. "Today, we need to prepare our forces for full-scale conflict, not an asymmetric-type conflict," Kukula said during a press conference, per Reuters. "This forces us to find a good balance between the border mission and maintaining the intensity of training in the army."
Polish army chief says nation needs to prepare for 'full-scale conflict' on eastern borders
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
Gaffe came shortly before octogenarian leader's highly anticipated press conference
WATCH: Confused Biden Introduces Ukraine's Zelensky as 'President Putin'
Navalnaya responded by telling Putin he’s the one who belongs behind bars.
Russian Opposition Leader Alexey Navalny’s Widow, Yulia Navalnaya, Arrested in Absentia
State of the Union: The statement reflects a shift in Alliance priorities.
NATO Dubs China ‘Decisive Enabler’ Of Russia
Fred Fleitz: Donald Trump will have a lot of work to do to reestablish American leadership and responsible security alliances if he wins the 2024 election.
Enough of the ‘Trump-Proofing’ NATO Talk
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE
As a Utahn, I understand that Romney was a given. What happened to Marco Rubio, Rick Scott, and Rand Paul? Where was Cruz? Recording another podcast? To paraphrase Darth Vader, I find the absence of those senators disturbing.
With Republicans Like These, Who Needs Democrats?
HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE
PBMs have cost American health plans and patients more than $6 billion by suppressing lower cost alternatives.
The Destructive Influence Of Pharmacy Benefit Managers
Stop devoting resources to broad-based programs and focus instead on the most seriously ill kids.
A Better Youth Mental Health Policy
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
This failure ended an incredible string of 344 successful launches, a record unmatched by any rocket ever in the history of space exploration.
SpaceX launch experiences a failure of upper stage
That it exists at all and is proposing such ambitious plans illustrates however the capitalism in space revolution that is going on in India.
India now has its own private company building space station modules
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
So I don't care how many beers the SpaceX engineers have at lunch, but when I see one of those Falcon rockets return safely to Earth, I can't help but think those guys deserve a "Sir," too. And that includes the women doing their part, too.
OH NOES! Scary Report Reveals SpaceX Manly Men Get Things Done
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
In Philly, a conductor with painted nails is declared a hero.
Classical Music’s Woke Clown Show

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1 Morning horde.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 12, 2024 06:47 AM (62c8o)

2 J.J.,
Thanks you, as always, for the great job you do fir us at the HQ.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 12, 2024 06:47 AM (62c8o)

3 Roomy in here.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 12, 2024 06:48 AM (62c8o)

4 Good morning, everyone. Didn't watch the Big Boy Press Conference but the clips getting released are hilarious.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 12, 2024 06:49 AM (OPGS/)

5 Where is the coffee bar?

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 12, 2024 06:49 AM (62c8o)

6 The whispering last might was downright creepy, then the yelling.

I'm talking about Biden not Mr. Mpfs.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 12, 2024 06:50 AM (62c8o)

7 The over/ under on coughing was 17 last might.

The Potato coughed 15 times with one probable burp.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 12, 2024 06:51 AM (62c8o)

8 Don't forget he founded NATO.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 12, 2024 06:51 AM (qZdIZ)

9 Good morning JJ and horde
TGIF

They might be stuck with Sundowner but it's not stopping me from hoping he strokes out soon.

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2024 06:53 AM (BxUJn)

10 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 12, 2024 06:53 AM (nR2nR)

11 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 12, 2024 06:54 AM (xJMj/)

12 Grace,
And the computer chip.
1

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 12, 2024 06:54 AM (62c8o)

13 The British Empire continues to fade into the sunset:

https://tinyurl.com/232bh8f9

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 12, 2024 06:55 AM (xJMj/)

14 Gmac, not Grace.

I claim lack of sleep.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 12, 2024 06:55 AM (62c8o)

15 Can they cheat a dementia suffer back in the White house is a good read and question.
If as it says, they can call tje polls close they are onto pulling the fraud out

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2024 06:56 AM (BxUJn)

16 Why not our best and brightest ?
... or is this the best of the Democrats ?

Posted by: SMOD at July 12, 2024 06:57 AM (SrPpJ)

17
Sharp as a tack, Jack. You see that performance last night? I rocked it. Sure anyone could confuse Zelenskyy for Putin or Harris for Trump. Top of my game, four stars. Now where's that guy with the football? I wanna spark one off.
-- FJB

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 12, 2024 06:58 AM (RKVpM)

18 The hilarious Project 2025 memes coming out from our side deserve a hefty thread of their own here. Just one example. There are 100s:

https://tinyurl.com/tybd4rbv

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 12, 2024 06:58 AM (xJMj/)

19 G'mornin' Horde!

you really want to read the names of those senators who were missing from the vote. you might be surprised.
pleased to see that my one decent one was not among them.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 12, 2024 07:00 AM (MKEsG)

20 Good morning again dear morons and thank you JJ for a nice round up of last night's travesty.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2024 07:02 AM (RIvkX)

21
The hilarious Project 2025 memes coming out from our side deserve a hefty thread of their own here. Just one example. There are 100s:

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 12, 2024 06:58 AM

I like the one where Zuckerburg's account is suspended for 30 days with no explanation, no appeal. They do that shit. A lot.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 12, 2024 07:02 AM (RKVpM)

22
Oh noes! Russia may try to influence the election by pouring in as much as $100,000!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2024 07:03 AM (KKnQx)

23 Every creepy whisper could make for a Trump campaign ad sound bite.

Posted by: Lurking and shirking at July 12, 2024 07:04 AM (sWrld)

24 There's no fool like an old fool, and that old fool ain't foolin' nobody.

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 07:05 AM (vFG9F)

25 That is one ugly baby.

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 07:05 AM (vFG9F)

26
*nods to JJ*

G'mornin', Cap

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2024 07:05 AM (KKnQx)

27 Kim Strassel makes the excellent point Demofascists chose Joey Choo Choo in 2020 because the rest of them are so insane left that Biden was the only guy who could beat PDJT.

But, once elected, he did all the horrible stuff Bernie wanted done, and the voters are now rejecting those policies. Hard.

But Democrats still think they can win, if only they have the right messenger (as they like saying ad nauseum). Nope- it isn't the messenger, its the policies.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 07:05 AM (y6l9B)

28 Has Trump said anything about his demotion to VP yet?

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 07:07 AM (vFG9F)

29 25 That is one ugly baby.

Breathtaking.

https://youtu.be/JGQVYW9cMNE?

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at July 12, 2024 07:08 AM (sWrld)

30 But I don't wanna wear the puffy shirt!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 12, 2024 07:08 AM (qZEuM)

31
Schloss Hadrian is still operating on emergency power. The hurricane hit us first and we'll be among the last restored. Saturday, they said.

But the house AC is running and the dogs are comfortable, if bored.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2024 07:09 AM (KKnQx)

32 >RIP Democratic Party: 1828-2024 — Death by Suicide
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I think this is wishful thinking
IMO

Posted by: Don Black at July 12, 2024 07:10 AM (/7KEl)

33 The hilarious Project 2025 memes coming out from our side deserve a hefty thread of their own here. Just one example. There are 100s:

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 12, 2024 06:58 AM
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Deporting the population of Minneapolis sounds good to me!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 07:10 AM (2Ywua)

34 A scene from POTUS Kamala's first press conference:

https://tinyurl.com/tybd4rbv

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2024 07:10 AM (Gse2f)

35 The Republican are only marginally less destructive than the Democrats.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2024 07:10 AM (RIvkX)

36
Mandatory sex change operations for Democrats' kids.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2024 07:11 AM (KKnQx)

37 Thanks for the report, J.J.

Posted by: Marooned at July 12, 2024 07:12 AM (kt8QE)

38 Photoshop at top is both disturbing and hilarious

Posted by: Don Black at July 12, 2024 07:12 AM (/7KEl)

39 "Hey, Elon, How About A Tesla That Runs On Gas?

Why bother? People buy those ugly ass cars to stand out. If you are going to buy an ICE vehicle, why not but one that doesn't look like a Playskool toy?

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 07:13 AM (vFG9F)

40 "buy"

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 07:13 AM (vFG9F)

41 The Republican are only marginally less destructive than the Democrats.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

This is correct.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 12, 2024 07:14 AM (qZEuM)

42 But the house AC is running and the dogs are comfortable, if bored.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2024 07:09 AM (KKnQx)
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And just in case the RV's generator is in great shape.

I cannot imagine such a rustic existence. If the power was out for that long around here there would be nothing left.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2024 07:15 AM (RIvkX)

43 I watched the whole thing last night and thought that Biden was worse than in the debate. He had long stretches where he froze up or rambled on incoherently.

Am I wrong?

Or "wink" "wink" we want to ignore this and let Joe ramble on to November.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2024 07:15 AM (Gse2f)

44 Don’t buy current democrat dissarray, democrats are not normal people.

Posted by: Eromero at July 12, 2024 07:16 AM (o2ZRX)

45 All of us who haven't bought a Tesla helped pay for all of those who did via subsides. Where's the online ride sharing sign up website?

Posted by: Just a lowly taxpayer at July 12, 2024 07:16 AM (sWrld)

46 Look,, ...

Posted by: I'm joe biden and I approve this message! at July 12, 2024 07:18 AM (5hfjS)

47 Sorry, use this one

A scene from POTUS Kamala's first press conference:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSB7QpldGTQ

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2024 07:18 AM (Gse2f)

48 This is a setback for the commies. They will regroup.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 12, 2024 07:19 AM (qZEuM)

49 "They taught us that we could do anything and should never be burdened by the limitations of other people to be able or not be able to see what can be... understands and can see what is possible unburdened by what has been."

-- VP Kamala Harris in Greensboro North Carolina

… is this Harris’ way of trying to shed the shame of her slave owner ancestors ?

Posted by: SMOD at July 12, 2024 07:19 AM (98r5m)

50 I don't mind the rambling so much as the whispering.
And the yelling.
But mainly the whispering.

Posted by: It creeped me out at July 12, 2024 07:19 AM (sWrld)

51 SpaceX is getting sued by a woman engineer they fired two years ago for trying to stir up trouble, and she claims the company had a "frat boy culture" where she had to "babysit" men who were thinking up drinking games in between launching rockets.

Sounds fricking perfect to me. Also, i would have fired her too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 07:19 AM (y6l9B)

52 It was nice to see Jane D'oh last night she has been silent since losing Mr. D'oh z"l last year.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2024 07:20 AM (RIvkX)

53 I’m going to rent the movie “My Left Foot” this weekend

Posted by: Redenzo at July 12, 2024 07:21 AM (V/pbu)

54 Was that wrong? Should we not have done that?

Posted by: Rocket Scientists who think up drinking games at July 12, 2024 07:21 AM (sWrld)

55 SpaceX is getting sued by a woman engineer they fired two years ago for trying to stir up trouble, and she claims the company had a "frat boy culture" where she had to "babysit" men who were thinking up drinking games in between launching rockets.

She's sounds like a perfect fit to be the muslim outreach coordinator at NASA.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 12, 2024 07:22 AM (qZEuM)

56 Only total sociopaths would do to Biden and to the country what they are doing.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 12, 2024 07:22 AM (hNi4N)

57 Pudding brain also said he won't talk to Putin then a minute later he said he would talk to any leader, anyone, including Putin.

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 12, 2024 07:22 AM (i7Q7S)

58 Time for common sense... anyway....

London — Police in England detained a 26-year-old man Wednesday after an hours-long manhunt following the murder of three women with a crossbow. CBS News' partner network BBC News said the victims were the wife and two adult daughters of John Hunt, a commentator on the network's horse racing radio channel, BBC Racing.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2024 07:23 AM (evvc2)

59 British Military Chief Warns Third World War ‘Probable’ in the Next Five Years.

Of course, all that would be needed to prevent it would be for the West to stop agitating for it.

Sadly, they won't.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 12, 2024 07:23 AM (nR2nR)

60 @48 They will regroup.

Yes. But they lack central command, as factions were already splitting. This could be more dangerous as factions pursue conflicting agendas each worst than the next.

We're entering the uncertainty phase.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2024 07:23 AM (Gse2f)

61 57 Pudding brain also said he won't talk to Putin then a minute later he said he would talk to any leader, anyone, including Putin.

Maybe he'll send Vice President Trump...

Posted by: Foreign Policy, Jack! at July 12, 2024 07:24 AM (sWrld)

62 RIP Democratic Party: 1828-2024 — Death by Suicide

Reports of their death are premature. They are more dangerous than ever.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2024 07:24 AM (evvc2)

63 Yes. But they lack central command, as factions were already splitting. This could be more dangerous as factions pursue conflicting agendas each worst than the next.

We're entering the uncertainty phase.
Posted by: Ignoramus

Very dangerous.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 12, 2024 07:25 AM (qZEuM)

64 It's time for common sense crossbow control laws.

Posted by: Your neighbor Karen at July 12, 2024 07:25 AM (sWrld)

65 We're entering the uncertainty phase.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2024 07:23 AM (Gse2f)

That's putting it tamely. This are coming into what may be the most dangerous stretch of time in our history.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 12, 2024 07:25 AM (hNi4N)

66 Too many are underestimating a Kamala candidacy.

All Democrat assets will rally to her. Politicians, media, Hollywood, corporate, all of them.

It will be relentless and overwhelming.

Even the GOPe will acknowledge, "We have nothing to fear..."

Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2024 07:26 AM (SYTee)

67 RIP Democratic Party: 1828-2024 — Death by Suicide

To the crazy suicide bomber with 5000lbs of explosives in his car:

Ha ha! I have foiled your plan! I cut your brake lines! Now you can't drive the car!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2024 07:27 AM (evvc2)

68 Here We Go Again! ODNI Says Russia's Interfering in Election - With a Candidate 'Preference'

I saw the video where Putin "declares a preference for Trump". It was, if memory serves, 63 seconds long and comes from an press conference on July 3rd. I don't recall if he was asked, or brought it up himself, but he talked about how Trump has said that he wanted to end the war in Ukraine. Putin said that he thought Trump was sincere but he didn't know what the details of the negotiation would be or if Trump could even get the warmongers to pull back (my words, not his) but he thought it was interesting.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 12, 2024 07:29 AM (nR2nR)

69 The most quoted email was one in which Phil Jones said that he had used "Mike's Nature trick" when preparing a graph as a 1999 cover illustration for the World Meteorological Organization "to hide the decline" in reconstructions based on tree-ring proxy data post-1960, when measured temperatures were actually rising.

Posted by: SMOD at July 12, 2024 07:29 AM (98r5m)

70 What is your favorite Joe Biden catchphrase?

Look
the idea...
anyway
but guess what?

Posted by: Don Black at July 12, 2024 07:30 AM (/7KEl)

71 GOPe Senators failed to block a Biden judicial nomination the other day, of Nancy Maldonado, an insane leftist. They failed because eight Republicans did not show up to vote. If they had, she would have been rejected. Lifetime appointment.

https://tinyurl.com/4bfwbfkk

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 07:30 AM (LONHL)

72
Last night poster Bollard Babe said Joe will unburden himself of Kamala at the DNC Convention and make Fellonia von Pantsuit his VP choice-- in return Hillary and Bill will reignite the big donor money flow and Hillary will assume the POTUS gig sometime after the election. .... I mean balloting.
There won't be even a smidgen of an election with Hill on the ticket. Won't be a steal in any stealth sense. They will take the election / selection in such a brazen manner that all will know that The State is in charge now and forever.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at July 12, 2024 07:31 AM (AjMTL)

73
-the lies about everything are blatant and more frequent
-different commie factions are at war with each other
-trampling on the Bill of Rights with impunity

Amongst many others. We joke, but we are some serious, deep fucking shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 12, 2024 07:31 AM (qZEuM)

74 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at July 12, 2024 07:31 AM (53oGX)

75 Guidance Counselor Arrested For Allegedly Giving Lapdances To 13-Year-Old

What the fuck is wrong with these women?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 12, 2024 07:31 AM (nR2nR)

76 Sure seems awfully dangerous to me. American "leadership" appears weak and psychotic. This democrat fecal festival debacle has sucked all the oxygen out of the room, but all sorts of external and internal events could take that out of the headlines. It would be remarkable if nothing happens to do just that. Then we'll really see some chaos. Hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 12, 2024 07:32 AM (71kwi)

77 I am hoping Joey Choo Choo will appoint Vice President Trump "border czar" for what remains of his term

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 07:32 AM (LONHL)

78 66 Too many are underestimating a Kamala candidacy.

All Democrat assets will rally to her. Politicians, media, Hollywood, corporate, all of them.

It will be relentless and overwhelming.
Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2024 07:26 AM (SYTee)

Agreed. She'll become the weapon of all their rage, frustration and desperation.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 12, 2024 07:32 AM (hNi4N)

79 Why were eight republican senators awol?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 12, 2024 07:34 AM (71kwi)

80 "Why were eight republican senators awol?
Posted by: Common Tater"

Traitors.

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 07:34 AM (vFG9F)

81 Russian Opposition Leader Alexey Navalny’s Widow, Yulia Navalnaya, Arrested in Absentia

I assume that she, like her husband, is on the CIA (technically MI-6) payroll.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 12, 2024 07:35 AM (nR2nR)

82
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 12, 2024 07:35 AM (bEb2S)

83 Breaking news!!!!

Andrew Downer says that a Trump campaign staffer was trying to get Hillary's emails from the Russians!!!

General Flynn ate dinner next to a known Russian spy!!!!

Chris Steele has a whole dossier of info about Trump's Russian komoromat!!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2024 07:35 AM (evvc2)

84 They failed because eight Republicans did not show up to vote. If they had, she would have been rejected. Lifetime appointment.

https://tinyurl.com/4bfwbfkk
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 07:30 AM (LONHL)

Oops..did we do that?

Posted by: GOPerkle at July 12, 2024 07:37 AM (EBoW1)

85 70 What is your favorite Joe Biden catchphrase?

Look
the idea...
anyway
but guess what?

Also receiving votes: not a joke

Posted by: Thanks for voting at July 12, 2024 07:37 AM (sWrld)

86
Last night poster Bollard Babe said Joe will unburden himself of Kamala at the DNC Convention and make Fellonia von Pantsuit his VP choice

___________

There goes the black vote.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2024 07:38 AM (KKnQx)

87 Ted Cruz, Mr Harvard scholar, failed to show.
Donde didn't show
Rick Scott didn't show

Good job, assholes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 12, 2024 07:39 AM (qZEuM)

88 good morning JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 12, 2024 07:39 AM (JcnCJ)

89 Good morning fine people. Good morning JJ.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at July 12, 2024 07:40 AM (SfhV1)

90 I expect Joe will call Trump "the president of Russia" at some point. The world is laughing at him and he still believes he is the best president ever. I'm hoping against hope that his repudiation will be so embarrassing and complete that his legacy will be the shattering of the Dem party.

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 07:40 AM (vFG9F)

91 The British Empire continues to fade into the sunset:

https://tinyurl.com/232bh8f9
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 12, 2024 06:55 AM (xJMj/)

And Putin says, "Cha-ching!"

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 12, 2024 07:40 AM (nR2nR)

92 Kamala, then she opens her mouth and speaks. She may not have dementia/Parkinson's but she is equally as mentally compromised, she's not very bright. After all that has gone on since 6/27 the msm cannot hide this fact. They can try, however it isn't happening. Yes, yes, yes the cheat. PDT has the momentum and it will be tough to stop it. Remember how it would all be over on 7/11 when they marched him off to Rykers and the spud would waltz back into the WH. Damn, it's been an interesting 16 days, count them 16 days. Have never seen anything like this.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 12, 2024 07:41 AM (2NHgQ)

93 Jane D'oh is back? How lovely!

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at July 12, 2024 07:41 AM (SfhV1)

94
Last night poster Bollard Babe said Joe will unburden himself of Kamala at the DNC Convention and make Fellonia von Pantsuit his VP choice
__________

There goes the black vote.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2024 07:38 AM

at that point, they should just go ahead with their ban on menthol cigarettes

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 12, 2024 07:41 AM (bEb2S)

95 JJS links the failure of Republicans to show up story up top.

It is "With Republicans like these, who needs Democrats"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 07:42 AM (AMfad)

96 87 Ted Cruz, Mr Harvard scholar, failed to show.
Donde didn't show
Rick Scott didn't show

Good job, assholes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 12, 2024 07:39 AM (qZEuM)

I thought my contempt was inexhaustible, but I'm exhausted. If Trump is actually considering Rubio as his VP...

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 12, 2024 07:42 AM (hNi4N)

97 Jane D'Oh is here?! Yay!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 07:42 AM (AMfad)

98 "With Republicans like these, who needs Democrats"

Watch how many refuse to certify the upcoming election.

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 07:43 AM (vFG9F)

99 Jane was here for the spud presser last night. She delurked and relurked. Hope she can find the time to check in a bit more.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 12, 2024 07:43 AM (2NHgQ)

100 Oh.Em.G ! the pic!!

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2024 07:43 AM (V13WU)

101 But, once elected, he did all the horrible stuff Bernie wanted done, and the voters are now rejecting those policies. Hard.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 07:05 AM (y6l9B)

Which is why the Left is so desperate to make this about Biden. They need a bit more time to start WW3.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 12, 2024 07:44 AM (nR2nR)

102 Can They Cheat a Dementia Sufferer Back into the White House?

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Absolutely. If the judicial system within states, including SCOTUS, don't care.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 12, 2024 07:44 AM (mupln)

103 Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 07:42 AM (AMfad

She was here last night. It was surprising to see her.

Posted by: dantesed at July 12, 2024 07:45 AM (Oy/m2)

104 OT my idiot friends have decided to spend this morning texting each other photos from 30 years ago in compromising positions.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2024 07:45 AM (RIvkX)

105 SCOAMF. It's not just for dinner.

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 07:45 AM (vFG9F)

106
Karl Rove endorses Doug Bugrum for Trump's VP.

And that is what we call the clincher, as in who is the absolute wrong pick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2024 07:46 AM (x0n13)

107 Why bother? People buy those ugly ass cars to stand out. If you are going to buy an ICE vehicle, why not but one that doesn't look like a Playskool toy?
Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 07:13 AM (vFG9F)

To drive in those EV-only lanes without having an EV.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 12, 2024 07:46 AM (nR2nR)

108
If Old Pantsuit actually does get on the ticket, is she going to do that stupid pointing to people in the audience thing? She's an acquisitive bitch LARPing as a human being.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2024 07:46 AM (KKnQx)

109 Mitch handed control of the senate over to Schumer. In exchange for nothing.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2024 07:47 AM (evvc2)

110 106
Karl Rove endorses Doug Bugrum for Trump's VP.

And that is what we call the clincher, as in who is the absolute wrong pick.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2024 07:46 AM (x0n13)

Youngkin, or Vance, FTW JJ….

Posted by: tubal at July 12, 2024 07:47 AM (PCK5/)

111 Analysis of thousands of White House transcripts shows increased tendency to interrupt own speech with tangents, an indication of mental decline
Ramblin’ Man: Biden’s Tendency To Ramble Is Twice As Bad As When He Was VP, Analysis Finds

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I'm of the belief that his rambling, then and now, coincide more with the fact that he's really a stupid, dumb man.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 12, 2024 07:47 AM (mupln)

112 Only Trump knows who he wants for VP.

Anything else is clickbait.

Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2024 07:48 AM (SYTee)

113 I can see why Ted wasn't there. His re election is more important than a single judicial appointment.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2024 07:48 AM (evvc2)

114 104 OT my idiot friends have decided to spend this morning texting each other photos from 30 years ago in compromising positions.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2024 07:45 AM (RIvkX)

I hope there is no full nudal frontity...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2024 07:48 AM (x0n13)

115 I wish we could get a non-politician for VP. But you know what they say about wishes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 12, 2024 07:49 AM (qZEuM)

116 When you interrupt your own tangent with another tangent then forget what you are talking- anyway...

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2024 07:49 AM (evvc2)

117 Authorities arrested Luisa Melchionne, a 47-year-old middle school guidance counselor, for allegedly sending nude photos and giving a 13-year-old “lapdances,” according to the Norwalk Police Department.
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This stuff has to stop. Leave the 8th graders alone, for heavens sake. Put this woman in prison.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 07:49 AM (cUwk9)

118 Bo knows VP picks.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2024 07:50 AM (evvc2)

119 What a colossal disappointment in Cruz, Rubio, Scott, Paul. What the ever lovin' heck is the matter with them? Thanks guys for a new lifetime appointment far left radical judge. Good job, fellas. Good job...

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 12, 2024 07:50 AM (mupln)

120 I would think Cruella DeJille wouldn’t want Hillary on the ticket at VP because that means Joe get added to the Clinton hit list and probably Jill as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2024 07:51 AM (ny0ZJ)

121 Morning everyone, thx JJ for an excellent report. The Democratic party may be committing suicide, but they'll be replaced by the new improved more humane(swearsies) American Progressive (aka communist) Alliance. They never stop they just change the drapes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 07:51 AM (aLzBS)

122 Karl Rove endorses Doug Bugrum for Trump's VP.

--

Way to slap a bright red flag on Burgum's forehead.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 12, 2024 07:52 AM (mupln)

123 I hope Trump does not pick Vance. Ohio would have a very tough time replacing him. The state is bursting at the seams with fake Republicans, mailmans sons everywhere you look, and too few actual decent politicos.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 07:52 AM (23qBW)

124 cheap date but I love you for that meme. in my prayers too, Godspeed

Posted by: Phineasphogg at July 12, 2024 07:52 AM (W5RyF)

125 My biggest takeaway was Sundowner saying he was open to a mental health test but doesn't think he needs it, and no one will request it that doesn't want him to go anywhere because we all know where that will go.

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2024 07:53 AM (BxUJn)

126 Cruella/Grandma Death ticket. Wow. Nightmare fuel, that one is.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 12, 2024 07:53 AM (qZEuM)

127 Absolutely. If the judicial system within states, including SCOTUS, don't care.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 12, 2024 07:44 AM (mupln)
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That does seem to be the Achilles heel of the electoral process. Too many judges are "on the take" and care much more about power than actual law or justice.

Citizens have NO STANDING to challenge elections. Even entire states have been denied that right.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 12, 2024 07:53 AM (BpYfr)

128 120 I would think Cruella DeJille wouldn’t want Hillary on the ticket at VP because that means Joe get added to the Clinton hit list and probably Jill as well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2024 07:51 AM (ny0ZJ)

My “ guess” is they will leave the ticket as is, right now… it’s a little too late to change things up. They made big assumptions that didn’t work out.

Posted by: tubal at July 12, 2024 07:53 AM (PCK5/)

129 That photoshop up top.
LOL and snort. Spewed a little coffee too.

Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2024 07:53 AM (oaGWv)

130 I would think Cruella DeJille wouldn’t want Hillary on the ticket at VP because that means Joe get added to the Clinton hit list and probably Jill as well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2024 07:51 AM (ny0ZJ)
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"Cruella DeJille"

Stolen.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 07:53 AM (23qBW)

131 Imma thinking we all need to join the Nation of Islam. We will be treated much better than joining the Republican Party.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 12, 2024 07:56 AM (n17eQ)

132 81 Russian Opposition Leader Alexey Navalny’s Widow, Yulia Navalnaya, Arrested in Absentia

Most people couldn't even find Absentia on a map.

Posted by: Geography geek at July 12, 2024 07:56 AM (sWrld)

133 I would think Cruella DeJille wouldn’t want Hillary on the ticket at VP because that means Joe get added to the Clinton hit list and probably Jill as well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2024 07:51 AM (ny0ZJ)
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Plus, you get snappy suits. But someone will have to tie my bow tie for me. I cannot do it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 07:58 AM (23qBW)

134 Imma thinking we all need to join the Nation of Islam. We will be treated much better than joining the Republican Party.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 12, 2024 07:56 AM (n17eQ)

Sweet. I wanna ride in the spaceship.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 12, 2024 07:58 AM (qZEuM)

135 From reading various sites and quick flip through TV, it doesn't appear that the Big Boy presser moved the needle favorably for Joey. In fact it nudged it in the other direction. Go long on popcorn futures

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 07:58 AM (aLzBS)

136 If Old Pantsuit actually does get on the ticket, is she going to do that stupid pointing to people in the audience thing? She's an acquisitive bitch LARPing as a human being.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2024 07:46 AM (KKnQx)

She's 76. That's not going to take the age thing off the table for Democrats.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 12, 2024 07:58 AM (nR2nR)

137 The Elites !

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2024 07:59 AM (V13WU)

138 Oops- Cooy/paste fail on my 133- I was replying to Pudinhead, or trying to anyway
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Imma thinking we all need to join the Nation of Islam. We will be treated much better than joining the Republican Party.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 12, 2024 07:56 AM (n17eQ)
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Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 07:59 AM (23qBW)

139 I hope there is no full nudal frontity...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2024 07:48 AM (x0n13)

And, if there is, that you don't share.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 12, 2024 07:59 AM (nR2nR)

140 132 81 Russian Opposition Leader Alexey Navalny’s Widow, Yulia Navalnaya, Arrested in Absentia

Has trump released a statement??? Why not??? Puppet of Putin! Puppet of Putin! Putin's butt buddy!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2024 08:00 AM (evvc2)

141 But the Democrats are fine with Russians coming into the country illegally and voting

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 12, 2024 08:00 AM (xjTDL)

142 I did not watch Sundowner last night. I was drinking bourbon instead.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 08:01 AM (23qBW)

143 >If Old Pantsuit actually does get on the ticket, is she going to do that stupid pointing to people in the audience thing?
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if she gets on the ticket, we have worse problems than her pointing at shit
she is a true communist

IMO

Posted by: Don Black at July 12, 2024 08:01 AM (/7KEl)

144 Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 07:58 AM (aLzBS)

The American voter doesn't care about NATO.

Posted by: dantesed at July 12, 2024 08:01 AM (Oy/m2)

145 You can't arrest someone "in absentia" the whole meaning of the word means physical custody.

You can try someone in absentia but if they're not arrested then they're not arrested.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2024 08:02 AM (RIvkX)

146 The Atlantic headline today is "Biden's Heartbreaking News Conference".

Heartbreaking? What, is Biden dating a different magazine now?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 08:03 AM (23qBW)

147 All the attention on Joe's dementia distracts from the still unabated flood of illegals. That damage will last far beyond Joe's final day of existence.

His legacy as the Worst President Ever has got to be a relief for Jimmy Carter, who is hanging on for the sole reason of seeing this come to fruition.

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 08:03 AM (vFG9F)

148 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 08:03 AM (v6JzV)

149 I'm probably late to the party on this one:

I was surprised during the debate JoePedo didn't have jet black eyes from the drugs like times past (even though they still looked unnatural), but from the video link on the side bar, the close up shots of JoePedo look like he's wearing contacts.

Not a big deal, just an observation.

Posted by: Crazy at July 12, 2024 08:03 AM (EES2L)

150 AT&T has revealed a massive hack of customer data for the second time this year. This latest batch of customer data includes "records of customer call and text interactions" that occurred "between approximately May 1 and October 31, 2022, as well as on January 2, 2023," the company wrote in a regulatory filing Friday.

AT&T said the data does not include "content of calls or texts, personal information such as Social Security numbers, dates of birth, or other personally identifiable information," but noted the data does include "periods of time, records of calls and texts of nearly all of AT&T's wireless customers and customers of mobile virtual network operators ("MVNO") using AT&T's wireless network."

.. the metadata

Posted by: SMOD at July 12, 2024 08:03 AM (RHGPo)

151 Can They Cheat a Dementia Sufferer Back into the White House?
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Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Posted by: ... at July 12, 2024 08:04 AM (zxnA4)

152 No power in Houston still? Trump didn't have a plan!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2024 08:04 AM (evvc2)

153 JJ - good morning, and thanks!

Howdy to all the resta youse Hordelings, too!

Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:04 AM (RhGG0)

154 The Atlantic headline today is "Biden's Heartbreaking News Conference".

Heartbreaking? What, is Biden dating a different magazine now?
Posted by: Huck Follywood

It's like Tiger Beat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 12, 2024 08:05 AM (qZEuM)

155 "I wanna ride in the spaceship.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory"

You gotta have that funk!

Posted by: George Clinton at July 12, 2024 08:05 AM (vFG9F)

156 GENEVA (AP) — Police say a man armed with a machete has attacked several people at the building where he lives in northeastern Switzerland. Four people were hurt, including a baby. Police in the city of St. Gallen were alerted to the incident late Thursday evening. They said Friday that the suspect, a Swiss man, tried to attack a pregnant woman as she arrived to visit her father, who also lived in the building. The father was seriously hurt as he tried to help her. Neighbors followed the assailant out of the building, where he wounded a 31-year-old female resident and her 3-month-old baby. The neighbors were able to restrain the assailant, but one person who came to help was wounded.
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I guess we'll find out if a Swiss man or a "Swiss man" eventually.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 08:06 AM (Jh5b+)

157 His legacy as the Worst President Ever has got to be a relief for Jimmy Carter, who is hanging on for the sole reason of seeing this come to fruition.
Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 08:03 AM (vFG9F)
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I would like to have a discussion on whether Obama was worse than Carter. I think we are still dealing with the crisis Obama initiated in 2008.

Carter's worst legacy is the founding of the terror regime in Iran.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2024 08:06 AM (RIvkX)

158 Corporate wants you tell the difference between these two pictures.
https://tinyurl.com/4xumnxmu

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 08:06 AM (Jh5b+)

159 Trump was president for four fucking years and never developed a plan to restore power to Houston in the event of a hurricane. And now Biden has been left scrambling to pick up the pieces.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2024 08:06 AM (evvc2)

160 It’s darkly comical that anyone from Britain is talking about a “pre-war” era. Over the last few years, and especially under incoming Labour, Britain has allowed its military to atrophy into near non-existence. They still manufacture a few things that they sell to others, but an actual army?

Sometimes people here and elsewhere will ask “why is Turkey still in NATO”? A big reason Turkey is still in NATO in spite of the crap they pull is that right now Turkey outguns almost any European country (save for Poland) by about a 10 - 1 margin.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2024 08:07 AM (S6gqv)

161 Both parties are having their own Civil Wars right now… which collapses first is anyone’s guess…

Posted by: tubal at July 12, 2024 08:07 AM (PCK5/)

162 Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2
Just like the media refuses to ask Kamala Harris about her presence at DNC on Jan 6, no reporter will have the guts to ask Whitmer what she knew and when she knew it.

Recent recordings prove FBI contacted her team BEFORE the FBI-led surveillance of her cottage on Sept 2020. FBI installed pole cameras around her property to capture evidence of the alleged “recon” trip that involved as many FBI informants and UCEs as targets.

Once again the media demonstrating its cowardice and/or ignorance to protect a Democratic politician from answering tough questions.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 08:07 AM (Jh5b+)

163 The Atlantic headline today is "Biden's Heartbreaking News Conference".
--

Interesting term to use. Heartbreaking is designed to elicit sympathy for Poor Old Joe, good old Joe who has served his country well. Public servant extraordinaire. And now Poor Old Joe is getting too old to think straight, gosh darn it. *wipes corner tear from eye*

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 12, 2024 08:07 AM (mupln)

164 17 Dems congressman and senators think Biden should step aside. Idiot Steve Cohen said Biden was masterful . Clyburn said that the Dems have until 8/19/24 to change candidates. It's not a knife in the back, maybe just a Popsicle stick, but it is telling

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 08:08 AM (aLzBS)

165 >> Can They Cheat a Dementia Sufferer Back into the White House?

Absolutely, barely an inconvenience.

All they really needs is about 50k votes in a couple of Donk controlled locales to swing the election.

Fun Fact:

Early voting starts in a little more than 60 days in PA and PA has around 700k what it calls, inactive voters on their voter rolls. Well baby, those voters are about to be activated.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 12, 2024 08:08 AM (XV/Pl)

166 Does anyone think that these politicians, like Biden, ever stop to contemplate Eternity??

Posted by: tubal at July 12, 2024 08:09 AM (PCK5/)

167 Mike Benz @MikeBenzCyber
If any of you doubted all my posts & videos on Garland being the mop-up man for the crimes of the intelligence community, the critical contempt vote on Garland just failed in a narrow vote thanks to:

The GOP Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee.
[Mike Turner photo]

DC_Draino @DC_Draino
🚨The House vote to hold Merrick Garland in Inherent Contempt just FAILED
Here are the 4 backstabbing RINOs who supported the Deep State and voted No:
1. Tom McClintock (CA-5) - (202) 225-2511
2. John Duarte (CA-13) - (202) 225-1947
3. David Joyce (OH-14) - (202) 225-5731
4. Mike Turner (OH-11) - (202) 225-5731

Greg Price @greg_price11
The vote to hold Merrick Garland in inherent contempt for concealing the Biden/Hur tapes just failed because 12 House Republicans decided to skip the vote.
Bang up job, guys

Greg Price @greg_price11
And apparently they were there and just left before the vote.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 08:09 AM (Jh5b+)

168 never developed a plan to restore power to Houston in the event of a hurricane.

"Heck of a job, Brownout!"

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 12, 2024 08:09 AM (zdLoL)

169 The polls are made up - so they can do whatever they want with them. They can be manipulated at will - as they are every election. The only polls that actually matter are the candidate's internal polls, and those aren't visible.

It is not votes, it is ballots that matter, and the Democrats, as they proved in 2020, are masters at counting ballots. We can't be conned as we were in 2020. Once again, only a few cities will matter: Atlanta, Philly, Detroit, Phoenix, Reno,and Milwaukee. You can be expecting the Democrats to be creatively counting in those cities.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 12, 2024 08:09 AM (s/0f8)

170 NATO countries are finally fully funding their military. Yay!

NATO countries are soon to be part of the Islamic Caliphate. Oh NO!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 12, 2024 08:09 AM (fs1hN)

171 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2024 08:10 AM (NzK/m)

172 I am a true conservative. I have voted conservative since Calvin Coolidge. But Trump's failure to deal with theYulia Navalnaya situation and failure to address Houston shows his age and advanced dementia. He needs to drop out for the good of the country.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2024 08:10 AM (evvc2)

173 Sometimes people here and elsewhere will ask “why is Turkey still in NATO”? A big reason Turkey is still in NATO in spite of the crap they pull is that right now Turkey outguns almost any European country (save for Poland) by about a 10 - 1 margin.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2024 08:07 AM (S6gqv)
===
That military is already under the command of Islamists, NATO or not.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2024 08:10 AM (RIvkX)

174 The House vote to hold Merrick Garland in Inherent Contempt just FAILED
Here are the 4 backstabbing RINOs who supported the Deep State and voted No:
1. Tom McClintock (CA-5) - (202) 225-2511
2. John Duarte (CA-13) - (202) 225-1947
3. David Joyce (OH-14) - (202) 225-5731
4. Mike Turner (OH-11) - (202) 225-5731

Greg Price @greg_price11
The vote to hold Merrick Garland in inherent contempt for concealing the Biden/Hur tapes just failed because 12 House Republicans decided to skip the vote.
Bang up job, guys

Greg Price @greg_price11
And apparently they were there and just left before the vote.
Posted by: andycanuck

And people still think the rethugs aren't Dem Lite.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2024 08:10 AM (NzK/m)

175 Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 07:53 AM (23qBW)

I cannot take credit for it. Wolfus cleverly came up with Cruella de Jill and then several people added an "e" at the end.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2024 08:11 AM (Urrvc)

176 Well, I was going to vote for Trump, but the CIA says that he's Putin's preferred candidate. What to do?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 12, 2024 08:11 AM (fs1hN)

177 106
Karl Rove endorses Doug Bugrum for Trump's VP.

Ah, Shit!

Posted by: Doug Burgum at July 12, 2024 08:11 AM (GpUII)

178 It's National Pecan Pie Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2024 08:11 AM (NpAcC)

179 CAT angling for a copywriting gig at Politico?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2024 08:11 AM (RIvkX)

180 Greg Price @greg_price11
And apparently they were there and just left before the vote.

Thank you for your service:

Jordain Carney @jordainc
NEWS: Inherent contempt for Garland FAILS on House floor

4 GOP’s votes no and more than a dozen Republicans skipped the vote

Some where here earlier and told me they were leaving before this vote

Sean Davis @seanmdav
Classic Mike Johnson leadership right here.

Sam Curdle @SamCurdle
Republican side, here are our stand-outs,

No vote:
Armstrong, ND; Crenshaw, TX; Granger, TX; LaMalfa, CA; Lamborn, CO; LaTurner, KS; Lee, FL
Massie, KY [out of town I think; wife's death]; Mast, FL; McHenry, NC; Miller-Meeks, IA; Rogers, AL

Nay:
Duarte, CA; Joyce, OH; McClintock, CA; Turner, OH

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 08:11 AM (Jh5b+)

181 Tater on Twatter: "why are the chattering classes trying to force this man out of office?"

Oh, I dunno. Maybe because he confuses his own Vice President, a mixed-race woman, with "Vice President Trump"?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2024 08:12 AM (W5ArC)

182 4 cowards vote no and more than a dozen coward skipped the vote.

Posted by: That's more like it at July 12, 2024 08:13 AM (vFG9F)

183 Buchanon favored the south and did nothing to preserve the Union so I always thought he was the worst. Carter was lousy, but neither reach Obama who is still pulling the strings. When on 10/30/08 he said "we are only days away from fundamentally changing the US" he sealed his #1 status. Everything after that date except the Trump years is on Barky

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 08:13 AM (aLzBS)

184 75 years of NATO. European countries have no army worth a fuck, navy ships are next to non-existent, and each country flies about 10 sorties a day.

Good job. Let's keep tossing money down that fucking rathole, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 12, 2024 08:13 AM (qZEuM)

185 It's National Pecan Pie Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2024 08:11 AM (NpAcC)

Is that PEE-can or p'KAHN???

Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:13 AM (RhGG0)

186 Yea!!! Jane D'Oh!

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2024 08:13 AM (NpAcC)

187 Trump needs a proven fighter -- General Flynn, or someone else who's thrown punches and taken hits from the Democrats over the last 4 plus years.

Congressman This or Senator That will probably fold under the pressure. Assuming he won't just sell us out to the uniparty.

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 12, 2024 08:13 AM (JcnCJ)

188 Nay:
Duarte, CA; Joyce, OH; McClintock, CA; Turner, OH
____

I suspect in the audio Biden reveals too much about Obama, CIA, Hunter, or something else that Garland absolutely cannot let get out. The R's above voting no lead me to believe it is CIA that is driving this.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 12, 2024 08:14 AM (fs1hN)

189 "Is that PEE-can or p'KAHN???
Posted by: Doof "

Depends on whether you are gay or not.

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 08:14 AM (vFG9F)

190 The same thing around the world's 'democracies':

Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval Jul 11 [pro-Israel nonpracticing Hindu]
I know a lot of you are celebrating the Supreme Court judgement on alimony to Muslim women. It is however a dangerous precedent in that the SC can overturn legislation when it likes. Today this was used for you. Tomorrow it will be used against you. We need clear processes where the SC has to define “basic structure” and can’t just ad-hoc it. Moreover it weakens the case for the UCC. You may see it at UCC by the back door -- but if legislative prerogatives are trampled by the back door, then other legislative prerogatives also will.
===
I don't know the issue/s but just an illustration of imperial courts. Ours is too now.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 08:14 AM (Jh5b+)

191 PEE-cans are on ships.

Posted by: Just ask the Navy at July 12, 2024 08:14 AM (sWrld)

192 When your old pal was under the gun, did he
Boldly exhibit fecundity?
Or did he, like Diddy,
show a measure of pity
and spare us the full nudal frontity?

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 12, 2024 08:14 AM (zdLoL)

193 LOL. Rumors of the death of the Democrat Party are greatly exaggerated. That Party absorbed the Republican Party, along with the entire federal government, down to the last petty official. Without the Dems, there is no United States.

Look around. Do you see a USA anywhere? If so, the Party is alive and ferocious. It will only die along with the rest of the State, like any totalitarian Party.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2024 08:15 AM (0FoWg)

194 Abhijit Iyer-Mitra[from #190] retweeted:
Harry Theocharous @TheocharousH Jul 10
FAFO IN THE UAE🚨
A student wearing the traditional Palestinian keffiyeh scarf shouted “Free Palestine!” as he was about to receive his diploma at the graduation ceremony of New York University Abu Dhabi.
A few days later, he was reportedly deported from the United Arab Emirates

Uzay Bulut @bulutuzay_ 18h
Report: “UAE deported student who shouted ‘Free Palestine’ at NYU Abu Dhabi graduation”

“Free palestine” is a slogan calling for replacing Israel with a 23rd Arab state. It clearly expresses a genocidal intent towards a historically persecuted, indigenous people, the Jews, in their ancestral homeland of Israel.

There should be no tolerance for slogans that advocate for ethnic cleansing of nations. Particularly at higher institutions of learning. Particularly after the October 7 massacre in Israel.

Kudos to the Emiratis for their intellectual clarity and strength. Something a lot of Western governments seem to lack these days.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 08:15 AM (Jh5b+)

195 The massive media about face on Biden (toward the He Must Make the right decision, to leave) has surely awakened some of the Dem masses to the coordinated voice of Big Media and their cohorts.

That along with other disastrous outcomes (inflation, wars, Hamas supporters, crime from open borders, lawfare on political enemies, etc.) already has some big donors turning toward Trump.

Whether they can still Cheat their way to victory yet again ... remains to be seen. The "win beyond the margin of cheat" was a theme back in 2020, but imo Trump did that ... but they just increased that margin to win. We need election watchers and more ... but Dems are preparing to cheat, including the several million illegals that will (likely) be handed ballots.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 12, 2024 08:15 AM (Cus5s)

196 Posted by: tubal at July 12, 2024 08:09 AM (PCK5/)

I think Joe's mind is too addled to do that, but since he requires God to come down to earth and tell him to get out of the race I think he might regard God as his errand boy when he thinks of him at all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2024 08:15 AM (786xr)

197 Everytime Rove opens his mouth he proves Bush correct in calling him "turd blossom"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 08:16 AM (aLzBS)

198 LOL. Rumors of the death of the Democrat Party are greatly exaggerated. That Party absorbed the Republican Party, along with the entire federal government, down to the last petty official. Without the Dems, there is no United States.

Look around. Do you see a USA anywhere? If so, the Party is alive and ferocious. It will only die along with the rest of the State, like any totalitarian Party.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Then the country needs to burn.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2024 08:16 AM (NzK/m)

199 > Greg Price @greg_price11
The vote to hold Merrick Garland in inherent contempt for concealing the Biden/Hur tapes just failed because 12 House Republicans decided to skip the vote.

With the exception of the guy whose wife had died, all of these fucksticks need to be held to account.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2024 08:16 AM (W5ArC)

200 Is that PEE-can or p'KAHN???
Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:13 AM (RhGG0)
*******
It's p'KAHN for me.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2024 08:16 AM (NpAcC)

201 Amit Schandillia @Schandillia 22h
This country should NEVER lecture anyone on democracy. A country that doesn’t have a handle on who gets to vote should NOT be ranking democracies. Not even Pakistan

https://tinyurl.com/5hx4wp29
[Map of U.S. states requiring photo ID etc. to vote.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 08:16 AM (Jh5b+)

202 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)

203 Ben Crenshaw sucks donkey balls.

Or so I've heard anyway.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 08:17 AM (1iiSw)

204 Depends on whether you are gay or not.
Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 08:14 AM (vFG9F)

Which way is the gay way? And does the way one says it make them gay, or does them being gay make them say it that way?

So many questions

Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:17 AM (RhGG0)

205 DC_Draino @DC_Draino 20h
RINOs in congress are fighting to protect Merrick Garland saying that holding him in Inherent Contempt would be an unlawful “bill of attainder”

Only problem is the Supreme Court shot down this argument in McGrain v. Daughtry

Stop making excuses & start holding Garland accountable!

Rep. Anna Paulina Luna @RepLuna 20h
The Supreme Court has REJECTED the idea that inherent contempt is a bill of attainder in the 1927 case of McGrain v Daughtry. This means IT IS CONSTITUTIONAL and WITHIN OUR AUTHORITY.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 08:17 AM (Jh5b+)

206 It's p'KAHN for me.
______

p'KAHN!!!!!!!

Posted by: Capt. James T. Kirk at July 12, 2024 08:17 AM (fs1hN)

207 Joe deserves this. Every miserable f*cking moment of his demise.

Evil son of a bitch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)

208 Last Hurricane, my power in Houston was down for a week or so. It is still down, as is my Internet connection. I'm able to post because of a generator, and using my phone as a wifi hot spot for my computer. The fans make the heat barely tolerable. Got my yard cleaned up from debris yesterday, except for the neighbor's wooden fences, two of which were damaged by the storm and fell into my back yard.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 12, 2024 08:17 AM (s/0f8)

209 Sponge is here! Now we can finally get started.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 08:17 AM (1iiSw)

210 Lurking last night, I can't express how awesome it was to see Jane D'oh commenting again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

211 "Which way is the gay way? And does the way one says it make them gay, or does them being gay make them say it that way?

So many questions
Posted by: Doof"

I'm not saying. It's my own personal test.

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 08:18 AM (vFG9F)

212 Then the country needs to burn.
Posted by: rickb223

They're working on that.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 12, 2024 08:18 AM (qZEuM)

213 p KHAAAN!!!

Posted by: Bill Shatner at July 12, 2024 08:18 AM (55boN)

214 Previously, Sir Patrick said Britain is now in a “pre-war” phase. The Prime Minister of Poland, Donald Tusk, is using the same language, telling the press, “I know it sounds devastating, especially to people of the younger generation, but we have to mentally get used to a new era. We are in a pre-war era. I don’t exaggerate. This is becoming more and more apparent every day.”

Tusk is a fascist who after stealing an election has been arresting his political opponents. Whatever side he is on in a WWIII is not *our* side.

Posted by: The Ghost of Caligula at July 12, 2024 08:18 AM (oZhjI)

215 > Is that PEE-can

Pee cans are what you keep in your hunting cabin so you don't have to trudge to the outhouse in the middle of the night.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2024 08:18 AM (W5ArC)

216 Tater on Twatter: "why are the chattering classes trying to force this man out of office?"

Oh, I dunno. Maybe because he confuses his own Vice President, a mixed-race woman, with "Vice President Trump"?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2024 08:12 AM (W5ArC)
*******
It's because Trump is ahead in the polls and they are worried about down ballot races.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2024 08:19 AM (NpAcC)

217 @187

>>Trump needs a proven fighter -- General Flynn, or someone else who's thrown punches and taken hits from the Democrats over the last 4 plus years.

It's going to be Youngkin or Scott, those are the two that make sense from a political viewpoint.

Of the two, I prefer Youngkin but we will see what OrangeMan does.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 12, 2024 08:19 AM (XV/Pl)

218 No one gave me lap dances in Middle School, though in my day it was called Junior High.

Posted by: Disparate Impact at July 12, 2024 08:19 AM (V5BDR)

219 All these states calling borders the top issue and whaddaya know, Trump hammered the border at the debate. He brought almost every conversation back to it. He's always so lucky.

Posted by: ... at July 12, 2024 08:19 AM (zxnA4)

220 I'm not saying. It's my own personal test.
Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 08:18 AM (vFG9F)

You have a personal test about being gay??

*removes fd from the "OK to visit" list*

Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:20 AM (RhGG0)

221 Let me just say, that if you say it THAT way, I will know for sure.

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 08:20 AM (vFG9F)

222 Tusk is a fascist who after stealing an election has been arresting his political opponents. Whatever side he is on in a WWIII is not *our* side.
_____

Tusk. We called it!

Posted by: Fleetwood Mac at July 12, 2024 08:20 AM (fs1hN)

223 Nate Silver, what an ass+hoe. Biden is a despicable man and deserves zero praise.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at July 12, 2024 08:20 AM (ntk8v)

224 https://tinyurl.com/5hx4wp29
[Map of U.S. states requiring photo ID etc. to vote.]
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 08:16 AM (Jh5b+)
------------
Hmmmm... the "no ID at all" states look suspiciously like states deeply involved in the Steal.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 08:20 AM (1iiSw)

225 Kudos to the Emiratis for their intellectual clarity and strength. Something a lot of Western governments seem to lack these days.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 08:15 AM (Jh5b+)
====
That is so awesome. I wonder to which paradise ~~sh*thole~~ he was deported?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2024 08:20 AM (RIvkX)

226 Didn't Obama avoid most of his Cabinet meetings? And have very few press conferences? Where is our factchecker Lizzy?

Posted by: ... at July 12, 2024 08:21 AM (zxnA4)

227 I have other tests too. There are indicators, you know.

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 08:21 AM (vFG9F)

228 Which way is the gay way? And does the way one says it make them gay, or does them being gay make them say it that way?

So many questions
Posted by: Doof

#203 is a start.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2024 08:21 AM (NzK/m)

229 This country should NEVER lecture anyone on democracy. A country that doesn’t have a handle on who gets to vote should NOT be ranking democracies. Not even Pakistan

I remember when Iraq made people dye their finger to vote being shocked at the sheer simple brilliance of it and how pretty much every other country in the world had more secure elections then ours.

At the same time I remember noticing that the person I had bought my house from was still on the voting rolls and how easy it would be for me to cast a vote as him...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2024 08:21 AM (oZhjI)

230 44 Don’t buy current democrat dissarray, democrats are not normal people.
Posted by: Eromero at July 12, 2024 07:16 AM (o2ZRX)

They aren't people at all

Posted by: XTC at July 12, 2024 08:21 AM (UnA8+)

231 As much as I do not like Biden, I cringe at what is being done to keep him in power.
I blame Imperatrix Dr Jill

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 12, 2024 08:22 AM (Ka3bZ)

232 Kudos to the Emiratis for their intellectual clarity and strength. Something a lot of Western governments seem to lack these days.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 08:15 AM (Jh5b+)
====
That is so awesome. I wonder to which paradise ~~sh*thole~~ he was deported?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Probably the US.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2024 08:22 AM (NzK/m)

233 Southern word of the week: NAMASTE.

Usage:

"Y'all gonna evacuated for the hurricane?"

"NAMASTE here."

Posted by: From way down here at July 12, 2024 08:22 AM (sWrld)

234 Of the two, I prefer Youngkin but we will see what OrangeMan does.

I wonder if Trump's plan is to pick Scott or another black man if a black person ends up on the top of the D ticket.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2024 08:22 AM (oZhjI)

235 New Trump commercial:

*plays clips from media declaring Russia interfering in everything*

*plays clip of Owebama saying "the 1980s called and wants their foreign policy back*

*plays clip of Dems flying the Ukrainian flag in congress*

*plays clip of Russian soldiers fighting*

*finishes with "Democrats Lie. People Die."*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

236 Tater on Twatter: "why are the chattering classes trying to force this man out of office?"
---------------------
How to tell if Tater is too dumb to be employed without asking him directly.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 08:23 AM (1iiSw)

237
You have a personal test about being gay??

*removes fd from the "OK to visit" list*
Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:20 AM (RhGG0)

Afraid you'll test positive?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

238 It's going to be Youngkin or Scott, those are the two that make sense from a political viewpoint.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 12, 2024 08:19 AM (XV/Pl)

Both sub-optimal and dispiriting choices. In either case Trump will be signaling that he hasn't really learned his key personnel lessons.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 12, 2024 08:23 AM (hNi4N)

239 > No one gave me lap dances in Middle School, though in my day it was called Junior High.

If understand it correctly, a "Middle School" is usually grades 6-7-8, while a "Junior High" is usually 7-8-9.

So not quite the same.

I'll bet Dopey Joe knows this, even if he doesn't know the sex and race of his own Vice President.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2024 08:23 AM (W5ArC)

240 Southern word of the week: NAMASTE.

Usage:

"Y'all gonna evacuated for the hurricane?"

"NAMASTE here."

Posted by: From way down here at July 12, 2024 08:22 AM (sWrld)

Jim New Sunk Dawn hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:24 AM (Zz0t1)

241 As much as I do not like Biden, I cringe at what is being done to keep him in power.
I blame Imperatrix Dr Jill
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 12, 2024 08:22 AM (Ka3bZ)

"It's my creation. Is it real?"

https://youtu.be/Jm-upHSP9KU

Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:24 AM (RhGG0)

242 You have to visit here, Doof. It's the Pickleball Capital of the World. I won't judge.

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 08:24 AM (vFG9F)

243 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
Per usual, the list of things Democrats are doing to "steal Democracy" are both real and observable while the claims against Trump are imaginary.
(It's called projection.)

Democrats "Stealing Democracy"
-----
1. Rigged their own primaries
2. Massive assault on free speech via Blob
3. Trying to limit 2nd Amendment
4. Weaponizing the DOJ against Trump
5. Controlling the media ("Sharp as a tack.")
6. Discussing packing the Supreme Court or impeaching justices for rulings they don't like.
7. Starting wars under false pretenses (Ukraine).
8. Voting against election integrity laws.
9. Party elites replacing Biden, or trying.

Trump "Stealing Democracy"
-----
1. Some stuff Democrats gaslit the country about regarding Jan6th.
2. Stuff Democrats hallucinate Trump might do that no one would or could do.
3. Transferring power to the states to decide on abortion. Huh?

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 08:24 AM (Jh5b+)

244 Southern word of the week: NAMASTE.

Usage:

"Y'all gonna evacuated for the hurricane?"

"NAMASTE here."

Posted by: From way down here

*snort.

Mexican Word of the Day: Sofa King

"It's sofa king hot!"

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2024 08:24 AM (NzK/m)

245 Dan Crenshaw sucks donkey balls.

Ben Crenshaw never won the 84 Masters by sinking an 80 foot putt on 15.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 12, 2024 08:24 AM (55boN)

246 Importing illegal "voters" in a Democracy is basically treason, no?

They have no problem with that.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 12, 2024 08:24 AM (71kwi)

247 Shit. Out of half and half. I thought I still had another bottle.

Double shit: dry milk is not a substitute. Next cup is going to be black.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2024 08:25 AM (W5ArC)

248 Sponge is here! Now we can finally get started.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 08:17 AM (1iiSw)

*fistbump*

I'm here.

I'm slightly hung over.

Let's DO this!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

249 Mrs. F. believes and apparently many other women also that they can tell who is lesbian by her eyebrows.

How exactly? She cannot say.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2024 08:25 AM (RIvkX)

250 200 It's p'KAHN for me.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2024 08:16 AM (NpAcC)

I want to school with someone who pronounced it "Peekin" (rhymes with [Puerto] Rican).

Posted by: XTC at July 12, 2024 08:25 AM (UnA8+)

251 Hmmmm... the "no ID at all" states look suspiciously like states deeply involved in the Steal.
____

The logical conclusion is that these states will vote R as soon as ID is required.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 12, 2024 08:26 AM (fs1hN)

252
"It's my creation. Is it real?"

https://youtu.be/Jm-upHSP9KU
Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:24 AM (RhGG0)

Nicely done.

This is likely the song that got me to give 'new wave' a chance.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:26 AM (Zz0t1)

253 General Mike Flynn @GenFlynn Jul 10
The country is absolutely fixable. We cannot take nor accept a defeatist attitude. I understand fully how corrupt our bureaucracy and elements within our government have become. The one person who can fix it is the POTUS! But it must be the right POTUS…how do you think Lincoln felt halfway through his administration with the unity of the nation in grave peril? Or other great leaders throughout history who saw peril and did not flinch out of fear or indecision. Hang tough Wyatt (I know you will as will millions of others). You only lose when you quit.

Never quit! @FlynnMovie @realDonaldTrump

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
When Americans are complaining the most, that's when we are getting serious about solutions.

Not quite there yet. But we will be soon.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 08:26 AM (Jh5b+)

254
Shit. Out of half and half. I thought I still had another bottle.

Double shit: dry milk is not a substitute. Next cup is going to be black.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2024 08:25 AM

Vanilla ice cream makes a good substitute for half and half. The fat % is almost exactly the same.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 12, 2024 08:27 AM (RKVpM)

255 Jim New Sunk Dawn hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:24 AM (Zz0t1)

Sunk New Dawn.

Damn hangover......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

256 Crenshaw, TX

Wow, that's like totally shocking. Not.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 12, 2024 08:27 AM (nR2nR)

257 How exactly? She cannot say.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2024 08:25 AM (RIvkX)

Maybe if they look like Bill Maher's eyebrows? He looks like an old lesbian.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2024 08:27 AM (0FoWg)

258 Do females come equipped with lesbodar?

Posted by: Clueless hetero at July 12, 2024 08:27 AM (sWrld)

259 You have a personal test about being gay??

*removes fd from the "OK to visit" list*
Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:20 AM (RhGG0)

Afraid you'll test positive?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

I want to be mad at you for that comment, but it's too damn funny!

Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:27 AM (RhGG0)

260 So Horde, how do you rate Joe’s performance last night? Good enough to push him onward, and settle down the Democrats, or not??

Posted by: tubal at July 12, 2024 08:27 AM (PCK5/)

261 It's neat to have confirmation that the whole January 6th / trump is a traitor thing was a complete failure.

It would be interesting to know how many people think like we do.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - if you can't pick your adjectives, how can you pick your pronouns? at July 12, 2024 08:27 AM (M3zoF)

262 ARRRRRRR!! The plank it be for you... the flamin' plank ye bloody tourists!

Posted by: Zerobeard The Blowtorching Pirate at July 12, 2024 08:28 AM (khvcY)

263 Is that PEE-can or p'KAHN???
Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:13 AM (RhGG0)

If it's ceramic, it's pee-can, otherwise, not.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 12, 2024 08:28 AM (nR2nR)

264
I want to be mad at you for that comment, but it's too damn funny!
Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:27 AM (RhGG0)

I was hoping you'd take that route.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

265 Yonder Horde

The vote to impeach Garland failed likely because the "no" votes were paid off and the no shows were being blackmailed. Or, more likely, all involved are incompetent and on the take. Whatever.

Everyone knows there isn't really an opposition party. It's just one big, corrupt blob of idiocy.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 12, 2024 08:28 AM (Q4IgG)

266 > At the same time I remember noticing that the person I had bought my house from was still on the voting rolls and how easy it would be for me to cast a vote as him...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2024 08:21 AM (oZhjI)

I'm told by a friend, a born-and-raised Chicagolander who somehow managed to not grow up to be a communist, that she once checked the voting records, only to discover that she'd somehow "voted", supposedly in person, in every election during the four years she was attending college out of state.

Apparently how it works is when the polls close, they get a list of everyone who didn't vote, then count all of them as "votes" for the Dem.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2024 08:29 AM (W5ArC)

267 @249 if you can get only see their eyebrows when they are performing oral sex on their girlfriend they are a lesbian

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 08:29 AM (aLzBS)

268 Mrs. F. believes and apparently many other women also that they can tell who is lesbian by her eyebrows.

Most of the born this way lesbians I knew in college ended up married/involved with men later though I do know one woman that was married to a guy for 20 years, divorced him, and then "married" another woman.

So...is this eyebrow thing like a genetic thing or something lesbians do to their eyebrows because...they seem to switch around over time with just how lesbian they are...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2024 08:29 AM (oZhjI)

269 You have to visit here, Doof. It's the Pickleball Capital of the World. I won't judge.
Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 08:24 AM (vFG9F)

I believe Naples, FLA claims that moniker. Is that your locale??

Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:29 AM (RhGG0)

270 261 It's neat to have confirmation that the whole January 6th / trump is a traitor thing was a complete failure.

It would be interesting to know how many people think like we do.
_____

I'm afraid if that was polled the results would be depressing. Especially if it is a Fox News poll.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 12, 2024 08:29 AM (fs1hN)

271 Maybe if they look like Bill Maher's eyebrows? He looks like an old lesbian.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2024 08:27 AM (0FoWg)
====
I know a great number of old lesbians and agree with you 100%

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2024 08:29 AM (RIvkX)

272 I had golf on my mind evidently. I regret the error.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 08:30 AM (awECa)

273 Mexican Word of the Day: Pizza sheet

"Yoe Biden is a pizza sheet."

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 08:30 AM (Jh5b+)

274 Everyone knows there isn't really an opposition party. It's just one big, corrupt blob of idiocy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 12, 2024 08:28 AM (Q4IgG)

I wish everyone did. But, people are still voting. All those people believe there are two parties, against all evidence.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2024 08:30 AM (0FoWg)

275 It's just one big, corrupt blob of idiocy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 12, 2024 08:28 AM (Q4IgG)

And cowardice.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 12, 2024 08:30 AM (hNi4N)

276 > Vanilla ice cream makes a good substitute for half and half. The fat % is almost exactly the same.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 12, 2024 08:27 AM (RKVpM)

Good idea, but I don't have any. I do have some strawberry, but I think for that I'd have to somehow find a Starbucks cup and also have to turn gay.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2024 08:31 AM (W5ArC)

277
Everyone knows there isn't really an opposition party. It's just one big, corrupt blob of idiocy.

On a regular basis I note "if there was an opposition party they'd be doing X, Y, and Z" and...mostly the GOPe just begs for money and talks about "opposing Biden's leftwing agenda"

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2024 08:31 AM (oZhjI)

278 And people still think the rethugs aren't Dem Lite.

They're not, they're the Washington Generals, you can always count on them to dribble the ball off their foot at an appropriate time.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 12, 2024 08:31 AM (s/0f8)

279 I had golf on my mind evidently. I regret the error.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 08:30 AM (awECa)

I personally strive to see as much of the course as possible.

I want my money's worth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

280 I thought Tampa was pickleball ground zero.

Naples is close enough.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 12, 2024 08:31 AM (qZEuM)

281 They're not, they're the Washington Generals, you can always count on them to dribble the ball off their foot at an appropriate time.
______

....

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 12, 2024 08:31 AM (fs1hN)

282 Good idea, but I don't have any. I do have some strawberry, but I think for that I'd have to somehow find a Starbucks cup and also have to turn gay.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2024 08:31 AM (W5ArC)

I hear fd has a test for that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

283 271 Maybe if they look like Bill Maher's eyebrows? He looks like an old lesbian.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2024 08:27 AM (0FoWg)
====
I know a great number of old lesbians and agree with you 100%
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2024 08:29 AM (RIvkX)

-Da!"

- - Konstantin Chernenko

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2024 08:32 AM (x0n13)

284 PPI just came out . Much hotter than expected. No rate cuts soon. Biden is effed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 08:32 AM (aLzBS)

285 TGIF, horde!

Oh, JJ -- that image! ROTFL.

"Who made a boom-boom in his di-di?! You did! Goooood boy, Joey!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2024 08:32 AM (+oRno)

286 I'm afraid if that was polled the results would be depressing. Especially if it is a Fox News poll.

Orgs pay for polls to get a specific result. We know where FOXN stands on the Jan 6 protests so one would expect any polling they pay for (and release to the public) to support their narrative.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2024 08:32 AM (oZhjI)

287 Imma listen to Dave Rubin on Adam Carolla later.

I'm excited because they both really, really, really hate Gavin Newsom, like I do, except they are way funnier than me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2024 08:32 AM (RIvkX)

288 Blob of idiocy or hive of scrum and villainy... you be the judge.

Posted by: Pick ur poison at July 12, 2024 08:33 AM (sWrld)

289 Speaking of old Lesbians… seen a photo of Stephen King?

Posted by: tubal at July 12, 2024 08:33 AM (PCK5/)

290 I want to be mad at you for that comment, but it's too damn funny!
Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:27 AM (RhGG0)

I was hoping you'd take that route.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

I'm learning to not get my drawers in a wad. Not always successful.

Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:33 AM (RhGG0)

291 I personally strive to see as much of the course as possible.

I want my money's worth.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Always nice to see the variety of trees on each course.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 12, 2024 08:33 AM (qZEuM)

292 I don't like pecans no matter how they're pronounced.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 08:33 AM (v6JzV)

293
I'm learning to not get my drawers in a wad. Not always successful.
Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:33 AM (RhGG0)

I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

294 Look

Posted by: Don Black at July 12, 2024 08:34 AM (/7KEl)

295 69 The most quoted email was one in which Phil Jones said that he had used "Mike's Nature trick" when preparing a graph as a 1999 cover illustration for the World Meteorological Organization "to hide the decline" in reconstructions based on tree-ring proxy data post-1960, when measured temperatures were actually rising.

Posted by: SMOD at July 12, 2024 07:29 AM (98r5m)
----
I remember that. Somwhere I have that whole mass of (U of East Anglia?) emails downloaded.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, le ligne parallele .. at July 12, 2024 08:34 AM (qfLjt)

296 Frank J. McCormick @CBHeresy
This is going to be hard for Democrats, but we all know how this ends.

https://tinyurl.com/2bzm7p47
IMAGE

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 08:34 AM (Jh5b+)

297 Year over year PPI for June was expected to be 2.5% instead it's 3.0%

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 08:34 AM (aLzBS)

298
Always nice to see the variety of trees on each course.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 12, 2024 08:33 AM (qZEuM)

My allergy to poison ivy sometimes makes that a chore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

299 >>Mexican Word of the Day: Pizza sheet
"Yoe Biden is a pizza sheet."

"He's nacho man for the job!"

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2024 08:34 AM (+oRno)

300 @193 Yudhishthiras Dice-If my nic was under what you typed the usual people around here would attack for being defeatist/eeyore. You should use my nic and say shit like that.....watch the pile on.

I agree. Democrat Party ain't going to die. Like a cat they'll land on their feet.

Posted by: JROD at July 12, 2024 08:35 AM (IlL6s)

301 Sorry- every time I refresh I see that photoshop up there and it makes me laugh

instant classic
please send this one to the AoS Vault for preservation

anyway..

Posted by: Don Black at July 12, 2024 08:35 AM (/7KEl)

302 Are there any Ash trees left alive now?

Posted by: tubal at July 12, 2024 08:35 AM (PCK5/)

303 @284

>>PPI just came out . Much hotter than expected. No rate cuts soon. Biden is effed

Well, when you're printing a trillion dollars every 5 weeks, you're going to get a bit of inflation.

At this point, the masterminds have the throttle at full speed and the yoke pushed full forward.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 12, 2024 08:36 AM (XV/Pl)

304 PPI?

Posted by: dantesed at July 12, 2024 08:36 AM (Oy/m2)

305
294 Look
Posted by: Don Black at July 12, 2024 08:34 AM (/7KEl)

Is this the internet version of "SQUIRREL!!!"?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

306 The D party produced about 20M votes to steal the presidential election in 2020 and then stole a number of Senate seats in 2022.

Anyone assuming we have 2024 won because the Ds are wildly unpopular and in chaos is making a mistake.

But...it does give room for hope.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2024 08:36 AM (oZhjI)

307 Mexican Word of the Day: Pizza sheet
"Yoe Biden is a pizza sheet."

"He's nacho man for the job!"
Posted by: Lizzy

"Dees beaches es loco."

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 12, 2024 08:36 AM (qZEuM)

308 294 Look
___

Anyway....

Posted by: CPU Speed Issue at July 12, 2024 08:36 AM (fs1hN)

309 >> I don't like pecans no matter how they're pronounced.

That's ~~nuts~~ bummer!
Can I have your share?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2024 08:36 AM (+oRno)

310 I hear fd has a test for that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

Yeah, who knew that fd had the keenest amount of gaydar among the Horde?

Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:37 AM (RhGG0)

311 “UAE deported student who shouted ‘Free Palestine’ at NYU Abu Dhabi graduation”

It's not like they were warned that something like this could happen. But to be fair, the student probably watched what happened in the US and figured they'd be equally protected.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 12, 2024 08:37 AM (OPGS/)

312 >Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

nah, it's a Joe Biden Catchphrase

and by the way...

Posted by: Don Black at July 12, 2024 08:37 AM (/7KEl)

313 My PPI is going gangbusters!

That's Personal Poopy Index, right?

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

314 Can I have your share?
Posted by: Lizzy

Absolutely.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 08:38 AM (v6JzV)

315 @304 PPI is producer price index. It's what producers have to pay in order to produce products.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 08:38 AM (aLzBS)

316 Some claim "There are NO white hats".

Well, personally, I have to wonder whether white hats didn't have a hand in SELECTING Joe Biden in the first place.

Think about it - could you ask for anybody who is as seriously and obviously both corrupt and completely inept, BESIDES being closely tied to Obama (who I swear to you will be going down in the coming few years)? Ol' Joe was out for the count in the '20 primary before something magically happened, and he was suddenly unbeatable.

And you gotta figure that the 2020 steal was ALLOWED. Gen McInerney explained in 2016 that the fix was in for Hillary in 2016, but "'that was stopped". He didn't say how, but I'd say the same was NOT stopped for various reasons in 2020 (so Trump can have his "three terms"), but WILL be stopped in 2024.

You have to figure Stormy Daniels was a white hat op too - you KNOW they were going to make rape accusations, so you create your own, and make it attention-grabbing and ridiculous.

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 12, 2024 08:38 AM (hOOi9)

317 Afraid you'll test positive?

"Are you attempting to tell me my duties, sir?"
- "No, just having fun trying to guess what they are.”

In a tight spot, old Chandler will never let you down.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 12, 2024 08:38 AM (zdLoL)

318 "I believe Naples, FLA claims that moniker. Is that your locale??
Posted by: Doof "

No. Macon GA. They put 36 courts in the old mall and are hosting competitions there. The city is claiming the title. I expect there may be some challenges.

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 08:38 AM (vFG9F)

319 Well, when you're printing a trillion dollars every 5 weeks, you're going to get a bit of inflation.

Econ 101 textbooks: The government spending more money then in brings in causing inflation

The left: Set the printing presses to warp speed! There are oligarchs who aren't getting their fair share yet

Also the left: Inflation? In my economy? Well I guess it is just one of those things that happen. Nothing we could have done about it

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2024 08:38 AM (oZhjI)

320 nah, it's a Joe Biden Catchphrase

and by the way...
Posted by: Don Black at July 12, 2024 08:37 AM (/7KEl)

C'mon man!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

321 Catturd ™ @catturd2 9m
Bidenomics. ...

Election Wizard @ElectionWiz 34m
REPORT: Around 25 million Americans are behind on their credit card, auto loan or personal loan payments, according to Moody’s and Equifax.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 08:39 AM (Jh5b+)

322 Biden's catchphrase is 'not a joke'.

Posted by: dantesed at July 12, 2024 08:39 AM (Oy/m2)

323 I don't like pecans no matter how they're pronounced.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 08:33 AM (v6JzV)

I like p'KANHS. They're tasty.
PEE-cans aren't as good. Got a bit of a wang to them.

Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:39 AM (RhGG0)

324 No. Macon GA. They put 36 courts in the old mall and are hosting competitions there. The city is claiming the title. I expect there may be some challenges.
Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 08:38 AM (vFG9F)

Detroit calls itself "Hockeytown."

Yeah, no........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

325 The cruelty on display here by J.J. Sefton and his cadre of winged, deep (cheap?) fake monkeys is what keeps the HQ rocking.

Shuffleboard Joe doesn't stand a chance.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 12, 2024 08:39 AM (2UBPP)

326 Maldonado is opposed to assault weapons. During her hearing, she was asked to define an assault weapon. Her response? "I am not a gun expert."

Whatever it is, I’m against it!

Posted by: Professor Wagstaff at July 12, 2024 08:40 AM (JRP2U)

327 178 It's National Pecan Pie Day.
-------------
Everyday is National Pecan Pie Day. There is a God and he loves us. Pecan Pie is merely one of his signs. Bourbon is the other.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 12, 2024 08:40 AM (n17eQ)

328 'But guess what?'

Posted by: Don Black at July 12, 2024 08:40 AM (/7KEl)

329 PEE-cans aren't as good. Got a bit of a wang to them.

Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:39 AM (RhGG0)p

You keep opening that door........

"You know what wang tastes like?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

330 Are there any Ash trees left alive now?
Posted by: tubal

Some. They are harvesting whatever they can get to.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 12, 2024 08:40 AM (qZEuM)

331 Jen Pskanki is the latest one to metaphorically put Plugs on an ice floe and shove him out into the Arctic Ocean currents.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2024 08:40 AM (W5ArC)

332 That story about the Israel ceasefire deal is very very worrisome.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at July 12, 2024 08:40 AM (NXnx4)

333 PEE-cans aren't as good. Got a bit of a wang to them.

Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:39 AM (RhGG0)p

You keep opening that door........

"You know what wang tastes like?"
Posted by: Sponge

Test! Test! Test!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2024 08:40 AM (NzK/m)

334 Look- Chocolate chip pecan pie is 'peak pie'

the king of pies
the other pies should just give up

anyway

Posted by: Don Black at July 12, 2024 08:41 AM (/7KEl)

335 CNN-
Wholesale price inflation unexpectedly accelerated in June to its highest rate since March 2023. That’s an unwelcome development for the US economy one day after the government announced that consumer prices declined on a monthly basis for the first time in four years.

The Producer Price Index, a measurement of average price changes seen by producers and manufacturers, was 2.6% for the 12 months ended in June, unexpectedly rising from the 2.4% annual rate seen in May, according to Bureau of Labor Statistics data released Friday.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2024 08:41 AM (NpAcC)

336 PPI. Price from manufacturer/supplier to their customer. That shit rolls down hill to us, unless the seller decides not to pass the price increase down.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 12, 2024 08:42 AM (2NHgQ)

337 Someday soon, in the White House Situation Room:

"Mr. President, please wake up! The second wave of Chinese landing ships is nearing the coast of Taiwan! Stratcom reports another Chinese ICBM will impact on Guam in five minutes! What are your orders, sir?"

"Ah, yeah, OK, get Golda Meir on the Red Phone! Send another letter to that bastard Netanyahu telling him no more 2 million pound ice cream bombs until he gets out of Rififi! Anyway, cancel some more student loans, Admiral! What is Guam?"

Posted by: Gref at July 12, 2024 08:42 AM (5fDan)

338 Trump War Room @TrumpWarRoom 11h
"ANYWAY..."

https://tinyurl.com/35czetcz
26 seconds; guess what about?

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 08:42 AM (Jh5b+)

339 CNN-
Wholesale price inflation unexpectedly accelerated in June to its highest rate since March 2023. That’s an unwelcome development for the US economy one day after the government announced that consumer prices declined on a monthly basis for the first time in four years.

Who's been in charge for the last 4 years?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)

340
Are there any Ash trees left alive now?

Posted by: tubal at July 12, 2024 08:35 AM

I might have one left. It looked pretty sad last year and is only half covered with leaves this year. But the last year has been brutal. I have probably a decades worth of wood on the ground now. My neighbors lot, similar carnage.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 12, 2024 08:42 AM (RKVpM)

341 Robert Reich has done an insane fundraiser for MoveOn fearmongering about Project 2025 on Facebook:

"If Trump becomes president, then with the stroke of his pen . .

Abortion will be banned nationwide. The DOJ will no longer be independent . . and there will be no one left to stop Trump from charging his political opponents with crimes. . . "

Posted by: KT at July 12, 2024 08:42 AM (rrtZS)

342 > Well, when you're printing a trillion dollars every 5 weeks

That's the beauty (?) of computers. Physical printing presses have a maximum speed at which they can run. With computers, all you have to do is type in some more zeros and hit enter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2024 08:42 AM (W5ArC)

343 I thought the baseball bats in MLB are made of ash. I'm sure the Horde will correct me if I'm wrong.

Posted by: dantesed at July 12, 2024 08:42 AM (Oy/m2)

344 "I believe Naples, FLA claims that moniker. Is that your locale??
Posted by: Doof "

No. Macon GA. They put 36 courts in the old mall and are hosting competitions there. The city is claiming the title. I expect there may be some challenges.
Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 08:38 AM (vFG9F)

Impressive facility but Naples has it beat.

Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:42 AM (RhGG0)

345 I thought Tampa was pickleball ground zero.

Naples is close enough.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 12, 2024 08:31 AM (qZEuM)

That click click click click of the pickle ball drives me nuts. No thanks.

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at July 12, 2024 08:43 AM (no58w)

346 >>They put 36 courts in the old mall and are hosting competitions there. The city is claiming the title.

What an excellent idea! Self contained and a great use of all that vacant retail space thanks to Biden!

There's a city park here where they set up courts and the noise is driving the resident bonkers. The park near me now has 3 signs posted per court: "TENNIS ONLY." Like, really, do not even think about it - NO! - we don't care if you did this in California, NO PICKLEBALL!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2024 08:43 AM (+oRno)

347 "ANYWAY..."

https://tinyurl.com/35czetcz
26 seconds; guess what about?
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 08:42 AM (Jh5b+)

Are there 15 time zones?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

348 Pecan pie should not sullied with chocolate chips.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 12, 2024 08:43 AM (qZEuM)

349 Elsewhere, the Heritage Foundation is the true Deep State.

Posted by: KT at July 12, 2024 08:43 AM (rrtZS)

350 On a regular basis I note "if there was an opposition party they'd be doing X, Y, and Z" and...mostly the GOPe just begs for money and talks about "opposing Biden's leftwing agenda"
Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2024 08:31 AM (oZhjI)

Except that MAGA has been taking over the Republican party, and MAGA actually DOES X, Y, and Z. A Trump is literally the Republican Party chair right now.

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 12, 2024 08:44 AM (hOOi9)

351 > Abortion will be banned nationwide.

So I don't believe for a second that malign dwarf hasn't actually read the decision. Which makes him dishonest. Which we already knew.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2024 08:44 AM (W5ArC)

352 rolls down hill to us, unless the seller decides ~~not to pass the price increase down~~ to put an automatic to his temple and grab the glockswitch hard.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 12, 2024 08:44 AM (zdLoL)

353 Morning.
Thank you J.J.
Continued prayers.
Hope all is well.

Posted by: Reforger at July 12, 2024 08:44 AM (xcIvR)

354 It's also...
National French Fry Day. 🍟

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2024 08:45 AM (NpAcC)

355 "Pecan pie should not sullied with chocolate chips."

Agreed. If you want pecans and chocolate, just eat pecans with chocolate.

Posted by: KT at July 12, 2024 08:45 AM (rrtZS)

356 Robert Reich has done an insane fundraiser for MoveOn fearmongering about Project 2025 on Facebook:

The only people talking about Project 2025 are democrats.

Trump has his own plan. It's published right there on his website.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

357 Are there any Ash trees left alive now?

Posted by: tubal

Generally, by the time they're ash, they're dead & burnt.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2024 08:45 AM (NzK/m)

358 >>Look- Chocolate chip pecan pie is 'peak pie'

the king of pies
the other pies should just give up

anyway
- - - -
TRUTH!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2024 08:45 AM (+oRno)

359 It's also...
National French Fry Day. 🍟
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2024 08:45 AM (NpAcC)

FREEDOM FRIES!!!!!

- - - - - George W. Bush

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

360 Breaking911 @Breaking911 12h
POTUS: "I'm following the advice of my Commander-in-Chief."

Joe Biden doesn’t know he’s President.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 08:45 AM (Jh5b+)

361 Pecan pie should not sullied with chocolate chips.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Chocolate should not be tainted by pecans.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 08:46 AM (v6JzV)

362 [takes dollar, looks around furtively]

Word on the street is, we're not sure if the commenter known as Doof is gay, but those men who keep sucking his cock sure are.

Posted by: Johnny The Shoeshine Guy at July 12, 2024 08:46 AM (khvcY)

363 PEE-cans aren't as good. Got a bit of a wang to them.

Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:39 AM (RhGG0)p

You keep opening that door........

"You know what wang tastes like?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

I was making a reference to The Hollywood Knights.
https://youtu.be/DWYleO3he4s

Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:46 AM (RhGG0)

364 "What an excellent idea! Self contained and a great use of all that vacant retail space thanks to Biden!"

Well, except that it's the "old mall" because it's right next to the 'hood.

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 08:46 AM (vFG9F)

365 19 G'mornin' Horde!

you really want to read the names of those senators who were missing from the vote. you might be surprised.
pleased to see that my one decent one was not among them.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 12, 2024 07:00 AM (MKEsG)

Is there more to why they didn't show to vote?
I admit I'm a bit surprised at some of the names, makes me think shenanigans...

Posted by: Inogame at July 12, 2024 08:46 AM (53oGX)

366 Are there 15 time zones?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

For the record, there's 24.

But Biden had been in Europe, which is 5 or 6 time zones different from DC, max. So he exaggerated.

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 12, 2024 08:46 AM (hOOi9)

367 Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:45 AM

It's true that the only people talking about Project 2025 are Democrats. But some of them are sending out whacko mass emails to their friends.

Posted by: KT at July 12, 2024 08:46 AM (rrtZS)

368 In 2004 the FNM and Dems swore up and down that if Shrub was re-elected he would institute a draft.

Well, as one of those things an opposition party would do...why isn't anyone talking about the Junta instituting a draft and starting a war with Russia if they "win" the election?

It is a very, very real possibility.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2024 08:46 AM (oZhjI)

369 A reply to #338 anyway one

Jim Hays @JayHamiltonMAN 9h Replying to @TrumpWarRoom
My brother had a stroke and when he's talking and loses his train of thought he says, "anyway," which is a tell word (that he forgot) and allows him to skip what he forgot but continue talking.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 08:46 AM (Jh5b+)

370 That click click click click of the pickle ball drives me nuts. No thanks.
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm

No different than the "umph" grunt people make trying to imitate Serena Williams on every hit of a tennins ball.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2024 08:47 AM (NzK/m)

371 @360 he's either talking about Hunter, Jill or Barky

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 08:47 AM (aLzBS)

372 Well, except that it's the "old mall" because it's right next to the 'hood.
Posted by: fd

Midnight pickleball programs for the feral yutes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 12, 2024 08:47 AM (qZEuM)

373 "Joe deserves this. Every miserable f*cking moment of his demise. Evil son of a bitch."

Joe gets to live his dream life as POTUS, while also being well cared for. Most dementia patients are stuck away in a room, and much of the day left to stare at the walls. Joe gets to act out any fantasy he wants, in his perverse world of power. If he wanders off, a six foot rabbit or someone will come to his aid.

It is the rest of us that suffer from Angry Joe's full compliance to DeepState, and his destruction of American prestige around the world. But maybe his anger will keep him in the race, and maybe he loses, even with The Cheat.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 12, 2024 08:48 AM (Cus5s)

374 Good Morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear into the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 12, 2024 08:49 AM (u82oZ)

375 "Russian Opposition Leader Alexey Navalny’s Widow, Yulia Navalnaya, Arrested in Absentia "

How the hell is Russia operating openly in Absentia?

I thought they joined NATO last year.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2024 08:49 AM (a1415)

376 Doof just puts on the gay routine at the pickleball court so the MILFs will be at ease and not realize that he's really trying to look up their skirts.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 08:49 AM (v6JzV)

377 How the hell is Russia operating openly in Absentia?

I thought they joined NATO last year.

I thought that was Peruvia?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2024 08:49 AM (oZhjI)

378 https://tinyurl.com/5hx4wp29
[Map of U.S. states requiring photo ID etc. to vote.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 08:16 AM (Jh5b+)
------------
Hmmmm... the "no ID at all" states look suspiciously like states deeply involved in the Steal.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 08:20 AM

Map is out of date. With the new laws just passed in Michigan changing the state Constitution, no ID is needed to vote in Michigan. You are just required to sign some statement saying you are who you say you are and someone will supposedly confirm your signature later.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 12, 2024 08:49 AM (P5BPp)

379 No different than the "umph" grunt people make trying to imitate Serena Williams on every hit of a tennins ball.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2024 08:47 AM (NzK/m)

I'm guessing you never saw Monica Seles play tennis.

Posted by: dantesed at July 12, 2024 08:50 AM (Oy/m2)

380 353 Morning.
Thank you J.J.
Continued prayers.
Hope all is well.
Posted by: Reforger at July 12, 2024 08:44 AM (xcIvR)

One day at a time. Thanks!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2024 08:50 AM (x0n13)

381 Mexican Word of the Day: Sofa King

"It's sofa king hot!"
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2024 08:24 AM (NzK/m)

Come visit me @SOTB! You never sausage a place!

Posted by: Pedro at July 12, 2024 08:50 AM (V5BDR)

382 It's not mentioned in the tweet but I wonder if that was a phrase said into Joe's earpiece??

miguelifornia @miguelifornia 12h
Joe Biden mid sentence....

"What are you doing?" 🤣🤔
what are u doing.mp4

https://tinyurl.com/2vded5ap
7 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 08:50 AM (Jh5b+)

383 The producer price index is headed upwards again, up 3% year on year.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 12, 2024 08:50 AM (lTGtQ)

384 Lots of malarkey.

Posted by: torabora at July 12, 2024 08:50 AM (eknO2)

385 >>Well, except that it's the "old mall" because it's right next to the 'hood.

Oh.
Well.
Consider it a Biden/Soros DA "jobs" program, serving up cars and people to mug or something. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2024 08:50 AM (+oRno)

386 "Mr. President, please wake up! The second wave of Chinese landing ships is nearing the coast of Taiwan! Stratcom reports another Chinese ICBM will impact on Guam in five minutes! What are your orders, sir?"

...
Posted by: Gref at July 12, 2024 08:42 AM (5fDan)

Guam? Really? Who would waste a perfectly good ICBM on a tiny little place like that? (Besides, you could just give it a push, and it might flip over - LOL)

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 12, 2024 08:51 AM (hOOi9)

387 @350 MrExcitement-When people like McConnell, McCarthy, Romney, Graham.......welll you know, a majority of the GOPe in congress and senate are gone and replaced with MAGA and not GOPe grifters pretending to be MAGA to get elected, THEN we will have taken over the Republican Party. Control of a part of the RNC is a good step but it ain't taken over the party.

Posted by: JROD at July 12, 2024 08:51 AM (IlL6s)

388 Are there any Ash trees left alive now?

Something like a million elms survived wave after wave of the Dutch Disease, and arborists were just toying with the idea they had immunity, when it turned out some were acting as vectors for the disease to survive between surges. Nobody's going to willingly allow any ashes to remain alive, or even dead and out on the ground.

The state sent inspectors around to look for them. Guy walks up to me on my orchard lot and wants to 'discuss my ashes.' He was looking at a double row of peach trees. I cursed him.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 12, 2024 08:51 AM (zdLoL)

389 There is some physiological thing that does allow you to focus more of your strength if you make a sound - but with Seles it always seemed comical.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2024 08:51 AM (oZhjI)

390
Are there 15 time zones?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:43 AM

Normandy, France is four or five time zones from Delaware/DC. So he lied. Anyway.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 12, 2024 08:51 AM (RKVpM)

391 National French Fry Day.

Is that when the muzzies in the banlieus organize a block party and set fire to all the cars parked in the street?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 12, 2024 08:52 AM (fs1hN)

392 No different than the "umph" grunt people make trying to imitate Serena Williams on every hit of a tennins ball.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2024 08:47 AM (NzK/m)

I'm guessing you never saw Monica Seles play tennis.
Posted by: dantesed

I expect the pros to do it. Not some 60 yr old out of shape grandma.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2024 08:52 AM (NzK/m)

393
I was making a reference to The Hollywood Knights.
https://youtu.be/DWYleO3he4s
Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:46 AM (RhGG0)

Huh......Never saw it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

394 389 There is some physiological thing that does allow you to focus more of your strength if you make a sound - but with Seles it always seemed comical.
____

It's the weirding way.

Posted by: Lynch version of Maud'dib at July 12, 2024 08:52 AM (fs1hN)

395 Doof just puts on the gay routine at the pickleball court so the MILFs will be at ease and not realize that he's really trying to look up their skirts.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 08:49 AM (v6JzV)

LOL! Actually, I have been caught staring / ogling / etc more times than I can count. I don't even try to hide it. I am who I am, and I like what I like.

Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:53 AM (RhGG0)

396 Map is out of date. With the new laws just passed in Michigan changing the state Constitution, no ID is needed to vote in Michigan.

==

forever steal.

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2024 08:53 AM (V13WU)

397 "Map is out of date. With the new laws just passed in Michigan changing the state Constitution, no ID is needed to vote in Michigan. You are just required to sign some statement saying you are who you say you are and someone will supposedly confirm your signature later."

Hey, how much Police funding could we save if instead of a Staff of Homicide detectives, we simply had suspects sign a statement of innocence, with a printed notice about committing perjury at the bottom?

'Dude's innocent...see...he said so right here.
And he signed it, so it's official.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2024 08:53 AM (a1415)

398 Doof just puts on the gay routine at the pickleball court so the MILFs will be at ease and not realize that he's really trying to look up their skirts.

You don't say

Posted by: The guy running the Devil's wheel at Octoberfest at July 12, 2024 08:53 AM (oZhjI)

399
https://tinyurl.com/2vded5ap
7 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 08:50 AM (Jh5b+)

"That guy thinks he's Ethel Merman...."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

400 343 I thought the baseball bats in MLB are made of ash. I'm sure the Horde will correct me if I'm wrong.
---------------
They are. Maple is used, also, but is much more brittle. See exploding bats for the evidence. Ash is tough stuff. Back in the day all thresholds were made of ash. Many thought ash repelled snakes. Thresholds were not finished but were left raw.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 12, 2024 08:54 AM (n17eQ)

401 Are there 15 time zones?
-------
I assume from Italy to CA and it includes Newfoundland local time; and isn't there a US state that has a weird or its own time zone??? [Maybe one without DST?]

And, of course, the flight was, what? 10 days earlier.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 08:54 AM (Jh5b+)

402 About the economy...

I'm finding out the housing market is nuts. Trying to find suitable housing for family that's relocating. Have a piece of property that we made an offer on only to find out there's another offer. And now, the hoops and hurdles to do some sort of pre-qualification... for a sub $100K loan and may not even get the property.

I mean, come on man...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 12, 2024 08:54 AM (Q4IgG)

403 I was making a reference to The Hollywood Knights.
https://youtu.be/DWYleO3he4s
Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:46 AM (RhGG0)

Huh......Never saw it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

Pretty good movie. Lots of big names. Leave-your-brain-in-neutral type of early 80s movie. I have a copy on DVD - can send you a copy if you don't find it streaming anywhere.

Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:54 AM (RhGG0)

404 Pfizer delenda est

Posted by: torabora at July 12, 2024 08:54 AM (eknO2)

405 Map is out of date. With the new laws just passed in Michigan changing the state Constitution, no ID is needed to vote in Michigan. You are just required to sign some statement saying you are who you say you are and someone will supposedly confirm your signature later.
_______

We'd like to audit these statements.

Michigan: Nope. Instead, we're going to charge you with election interference for asking that question.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 12, 2024 08:55 AM (fs1hN)

406
No different than the "umph" grunt people make trying to imitate Serena Williams on every hit of a tennins ball.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2024 08:47 AM (NzK/m)

I actually did this while playing tennis before Serena was born......and before Monica Seles too.

It just happens.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

407 @387,350, the GOPe and various grifters did the same crap to the tea partiers. Grifters made bank on the naive politically, while the GOPe fought them, then humored them , the co-opted them.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 08:56 AM (aLzBS)

408 In 2004 the FNM and Dems swore up and down that if Shrub was re-elected he would institute a draft.
...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2024 08:46 AM (oZhjI)

As I recall, the only politicians calling talking about a draft at the time were a handful of Democrats, who were claiming it was necessary because not doing so was racist, or something.

They just make s**t up, and their corporate media covers for them.

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 12, 2024 08:56 AM (hOOi9)

409 "Map is out of date. With the new laws just passed in Michigan changing the state Constitution, no ID is needed to vote in Michigan. You are just required to sign some statement saying you are who you say you are and someone will supposedly confirm your signature later."

Hey, how much Police funding could we save if instead of a Staff of Homicide detectives, we simply had suspects sign a statement of innocence, with a printed notice about committing perjury at the bottom?

'Dude's innocent...see...he said so right here.
And he signed it, so it's official.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Would love to see an enterprising lawyer challenge a conviction using that logic & win.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2024 08:57 AM (NzK/m)

410 I'm finding out the housing market is nuts

In my area housing is up about 50% according to Zillow since the Junta was installed.

But remember inflation has been fixed!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2024 08:57 AM (oZhjI)

411 I was making a reference to The Hollywood Knights.
https://youtu.be/DWYleO3he4s
Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:46 AM (RhGG0)

My staff prepared for me a Venn Diagram comparing pickleballers to one-armed violinists.

Posted by: VP Harris at July 12, 2024 08:58 AM (V5BDR)

412 a very young Michelle Pfeiffer is in Hollywood Knights

but Newbomb Turk steals the show

https://youtu.be/cXRby61yER0?si=CkcKimVzlQq_ftDH

Posted by: Don Black at July 12, 2024 08:58 AM (/7KEl)

413 Finally, some rain here in NoVa. The remnants of Beryl, supposedly.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 08:58 AM (v6JzV)

414 As I recall, the only politicians calling talking about a draft at the time were a handful of Democrats, who were claiming it was necessary because not doing so was racist, or something.

Yep. The only comment anyone in Shrub's admin made, IIRC, was Rumsfeld saying he thought bringing back the draft would be a bad idea and opposed it.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2024 08:58 AM (oZhjI)

415 @337 hitler gave orders not to be woken up so his flunkies didn't do it when the allies hit the Normandy beaches. The more things change .....

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 08:59 AM (aLzBS)

416 The spud and the CIC comment, he was trying to be funny and referencing dr jill as his CIC. When you're floundering and trying to show you have a functioning brain do not try to make a joke that needs to be explained. Of course it will be used against you.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 12, 2024 08:59 AM (2NHgQ)

417 In my area housing is up about 50% according to Zillow since the Junta was installed.

But remember inflation has been fixed!

Posted by: 18-1

Only 50%, you're lucky.

The thing is, housing is way up because the dollar is worth less, and people who don't own their home outright can't sell, because the portion of the new house that isn't equity has an interest rate twice what their current house has.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 12, 2024 09:00 AM (lTGtQ)

418 Rep. John Duarte (CA-13) @RepDuarteCA13 20h
While I voted to hold Merrick Garland in contempt, I am working with my colleagues to actually hold him accountable. I am against privileged motions that are grandstanding and not good process.

Chairman Jordan is pursuing this in court, which is regular order and due process. We must lower the temperature in Congress and focus on making groceries and gas cheaper and bringing good-paying jobs to the Valley. Let's get things done the right way and move our country forward.

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 13h
Merrick Garland sent the FBI in to raid Trump’s house

He indicted Trump twice

He’s put peaceful J6 protestors into solitary confinement

Then he defied a Congressional subpoena and you know what backstabbing RINO John Duarte says after voting No?

“We need to lower the temperature”

Shame on you sir

Catturd ™ @catturd2 5h Replying to @RepDuarteCA13
You’re a disgrace. Resign.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 09:00 AM (Jh5b+)

419 My staff prepared for me a Venn Diagram comparing pickleballers to one-armed violinists.
Posted by: VP Harris at July 12, 2024 08:58 AM (V5BDR)

Volare!!!
*farts*

Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 09:00 AM (RhGG0)

420 A friend told me once that when he heard Monica Seles grunting every time she hit the tennis ball it sounded like she was saying "f*ck me" -over and over.

Posted by: Faux News at July 12, 2024 09:00 AM (gRSaB)

421 >>I'm finding out the housing market is nuts.

I have family looking to move across town. What's happened a few times to them is they put in a good offer, then some big company (Black Rock or whatever) waltzes in with a cash offer, $50k or more over asking price, and a quick closing date. So, they've changed course: currently in the process of selling their now vacant home, while in temp housing, so that they can make a cash offer, close quickly.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2024 09:01 AM (+oRno)

422 evidence. Ash is tough stuff. Back in the day all thresholds were made of ash. Many thought ash repelled snakes. Thresholds were not finished but were left raw.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Funny. Nobody ever carried my ash over the threshold.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at July 12, 2024 09:02 AM (V5BDR)

423 The thing is, housing is way up because the dollar is worth less, and people who don't own their home outright can't sell, because the portion of the new house that isn't equity has an interest rate twice what their current house has.

Oh of course. Interest rates are a natural break on housing prices since most people finance their purchase.

So the 50% or more increase in housing costs is a LOW estimate for the amount of inflation incurred under Biden

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2024 09:03 AM (oZhjI)

424 Varney just opened his show with "Should I Stay or Should I Go" by The Clash. Heh

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 09:03 AM (aLzBS)

425 That CA district got Duarte because the other guy was too MAGA.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2024 09:04 AM (evvc2)

426 Joe Biden may be remembered as the hero who took down the Democrat party. (Reminds me of the "Say what you will about Hitler, but..." joke)

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2024 09:05 AM (Pe6a4)

427 We may be taking this Diversity thing just a little too far.

https://tinyurl.com/464us9pv

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2024 09:05 AM (a1415)

428 "The military doesn't want a draft". Yeah, they didn't want freaks and fairies either, but they got 'em now. Bigly.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 12, 2024 09:05 AM (71kwi)

429 344 Impressive facility but Naples has it beat.
Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:42 AM (RhGG0)

Right next to Marco Island, where everybody is already dead, they just don't know it yet.

Posted by: XTC at July 12, 2024 09:05 AM (UnA8+)

430 @350 MrExcitement-When people like McConnell, McCarthy, Romney, Graham.......welll you know, a majority of the GOPe in congress and senate are gone and replaced with MAGA and not GOPe grifters pretending to be MAGA to get elected, THEN we will have taken over the Republican Party. Control of a part of the RNC is a good step but it ain't taken over the party.
Posted by: JROD at July 12, 2024 08:51 AM (IlL6s)

By my count, McCarthy is out, and McConnell is stepping down as the top Senate Republican in January.

You forget that Paul Ryan magically retired at an age that is ridiculously young for this sort of thing. He was apparently driven out - not unlike Nancy Pelosi, BTW.

Don't let some kayfabe fool you - Speaker Johnson is 100% MAGA, and is cafefully keeping that spot for when the cruciual moment arises (there's a couple of possibilities as to what that might be).

One step at a time. Their fortress was centuries in the making, and was never going to come down in a day.

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 12, 2024 09:06 AM (hOOi9)

431 Democratic Socialists of America pulled their endorsement of AOC because she isn't anti Israeli enough. Hahahahahaha

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 09:06 AM (aLzBS)

432 424 Varney just opened his show with "Should I Stay or Should I Go" by The Clash. Heh
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 09:03 AM (aLzBS)

I thought Ol' Ernest has been dead for almost 25 years now...

Posted by: XTC at July 12, 2024 09:06 AM (UnA8+)

433 Got a text from CenterPoint saying that power has been restored at my address.

But power has not been restored.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2024 09:07 AM (KKnQx)

434 We may be taking this Diversity thing just a little too far.

https://tinyurl.com/464us9pv
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Better than Biden. Or any other Democrat.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 09:07 AM (v6JzV)

435
Funny. Nobody ever carried my ash over the threshold.
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at July 12, 2024 09:02 AM (V5BDR)

Nope.......

Posted by: Clark Forklifts at July 12, 2024 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

436 Democratic Socialists of America pulled their endorsement of AOC because she isn't anti Israeli enough. Hahahahahaha

She literally has Jewish DNA in her!

Posted by: 18-1The DSA noting her boyfriend is Jewish at July 12, 2024 09:07 AM (oZhjI)

437 >>We must lower the temperature in Congress and focus on making groceries and gas cheaper and bringing good-paying jobs to the Valley. Let's get things done the right way and move our country forward.

Huh.
Has Duarte voted for money and weapons for Ukraine?
Has he tried to close the border?

Funny how these guys suddenly discover inflation and unemployment when someone wants to hold the Biden admin accountable. Oh know, we're not icky, mean Republicans! We must rise above such pettiness!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2024 09:07 AM (+oRno)

438 POTUS: "I'm following the advice of my Commander-in-Chief."

Joe Biden doesn’t know he’s President.
Posted by: andycanuck

Biden knows he's President.

Philly Jill is CiC

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 12, 2024 09:07 AM (FxH7T)

439 "Funny. Nobody ever carried my ash over the threshold."

I Think I can't...I think I can't...

Posted by: The Little Engine that Could at July 12, 2024 09:07 AM (a1415)

440 My abode is supposedly worth 75% more than it was in 2020.

When measured in gold, however, it is not.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 12, 2024 09:08 AM (lTGtQ)

441 and focus on making groceries and gas cheaper and bringing good-paying jobs to the Valley.

Things you can do to address those issues:

The only way you do that is to remove the people in the Junta that are keeping the border open and spending the money.

Did this asshole vote against the most recent CR? And he's refusing to endorse impeaching the low hanging fruit of Mayorkas

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2024 09:09 AM (oZhjI)

442
My abode is supposedly worth 75% more than it was in 2020.

When measured in gold, however, it is not.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 12, 2024 09:08 AM

We're all gonna get shafted by capital gains tax when we go to sell. Thanks Joe.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 12, 2024 09:10 AM (RKVpM)

443 Rep. Anna Paulina Luna @RepLuna 4h
Republican bills went down today. We will bring the vote back to the Floor with legislative appropriations when Members are here.

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 4h
🚨Rep Luna announces she will bring back a SECOND vote to hold Merrick Garland in Inherent Contempt when more GOP Members are back in DC

Remember, her vote to censure Adam Schiff took 2 tries before it finally happened

Merrick Garland can run but he can’t hide

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 09:10 AM (Jh5b+)

444 "The military doesn't want a draft". Yeah, they didn't want freaks and fairies either, but they got 'em now. Bigly.
=====

Some of you big-brained military buffs might know --

I recall that promotions were during conflicts and after peace, the officers went back down to their 'regular' commissions.

Is that still a thing or are we in constant combat with enhanced promotions?

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 12, 2024 09:10 AM (AYNL4)

445 Imagine losing to a dog. That's gotta be rough.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 12, 2024 09:10 AM (55boN)

446
Even among all the disorders and disruption, there's one comfort: coffee.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2024 09:10 AM (KKnQx)

447 "She literally has Jewish DNA in her!"

I don't think Judaism comes in liquid form

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2024 09:11 AM (a1415)

448 Thank you for the round up, as always. Awesome graphic!

Prayers for you and all hordelings in difficult times. Peace, comfort, strength.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at July 12, 2024 09:11 AM (JCLJi)

449 That nudist/blowtorch story? Here it is encapsulated:
Two naked old guys walking down the street, save a man wearing a dress from a Pirate wielding a Blowtorch. Got it.

You can't make that up, you haven't the imagination.

(here's the link in case you missed it: )
https://mol.im/a/13625855

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, aveva una bombola di gas at July 12, 2024 09:11 AM (qfLjt)

450 Coffee, and smokes. Everything else is gravy

Posted by: Common Tater at July 12, 2024 09:11 AM (71kwi)

451 Even among all the disorders and disruption, there's one comfort: coffee.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Be sure to save some for Diogenes on the Art Thread.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 09:11 AM (v6JzV)

452
Prayers for you and all hordelings in difficult times. Peace, comfort, strength.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at July 12, 2024 09:11 AM (JCLJi)

Thread winner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

453 >>Imagine losing to a dog. That's gotta be rough.

I canine-magine it!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2024 09:12 AM (+oRno)

454 Are there any Ash trees left alive now?

Plenty still alive here, but they're all weakened. They tend to snap off during the winter winds.

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2024 09:13 AM (9SBJU)

455 We're all gonna get shafted by capital gains tax when we go to sell. Thanks Joe.

Posted by: Divide by Zero

Unless they can pass the unrealized capital gains annual tax, in which case we get to pay it over and over.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 12, 2024 09:13 AM (lTGtQ)

456 Headline: "People Think I'm Gay Because My Boyfriend Is Transgender".

No, people KNOW you're gay because your boyfriend is transgender.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2024 09:13 AM (W5ArC)

457 That nudist/blowtorch story? Here it is encapsulated:
Two naked old guys walking down the street, save a man wearing a dress from a Pirate wielding a Blowtorch. Got it.

It's not a blowtorch......good lord the media sucks.

And Sodom and Gomorrah is alive and well in San Francisco.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

458
Unless they can pass the unrealized capital gains annual tax, in which case we get to pay it over and over.

Most LIVs do not understand this one. I've mentioned this in passing and they are shocked to find that they might owe tax on "profits" they've earned on paper without actually having earned anything.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2024 09:15 AM (oZhjI)

459 Headline: "People Think I'm Gay Because My Boyfriend Is Transgender".

No, people KNOW you're gay because your boyfriend is transgender.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2024 09:13 AM

This headline alone is enough to deplete the Strategic Facepalm Reserve.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 12, 2024 09:15 AM (Wnv9h)

460 SIL and her hubby had 21 ash trees cut down and saved one. Every year they have to treat the tree to keep it alive, a treatment that isn't cheap.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 12, 2024 09:15 AM (2NHgQ)

461 mustbequantum at July 12, 2024 09:10 AM (AYNL4)
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New hash will take some time for me to get accustomed. New service is faster, but I don't know if it is more reliable. 20% more, of course.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 12, 2024 09:15 AM (AYNL4)

462 300 @193 Yudhishthiras Dice-If my nic was under what you typed the usual people around here would attack for being defeatist/eeyore. You should use my nic and say shit like that.....watch the pile on.

I agree. Democrat Party ain't going to die. Like a cat they'll land on their feet.
Posted by: JROD
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Everything including political parties effectively die. The question is whether they die soon enough to get out of this mess. That includes the GOP.

Posted by: whig at July 12, 2024 09:16 AM (mIs2x)

463 @456 people think he's gay because he has a boyfriend

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 09:16 AM (aLzBS)

464
Unless they can pass the unrealized capital gains annual tax, in which case we get to pay it over and over.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 12, 2024 09:13 AM

They can't wait to enact that shit sandwich to 'spread the wealth around'. It won't do any such thing except make housing more unaffordable.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 12, 2024 09:17 AM (RKVpM)

465 Headline: "People Think I'm Gay Because My Boyfriend Is Transgender".

"I don't understand why people think a dude sucking another dude's dick while getting a cock shoved up his ass is gay......."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

466 Ok wait, if as a guy you have a tranny "boyfriend" that means the other person is actually a girl right?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2024 09:17 AM (oZhjI)

467 And gas prices went up here in the Bitterroot Valley. I'm taking this as a sign that the oil companies are no longer covering for slow joe the spud.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 12, 2024 09:18 AM (2NHgQ)

468 Ok wait, if as a guy you have a tranny "boyfriend" that means the other person is actually a girl right?
Posted by: 18-1

Yeah, I can't figure that out, either. So the "boyfriend" is actually a girlfriend. So does that make the other dude straight after all?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 09:19 AM (v6JzV)

469 Ok wait, if as a guy you have a tranny "boyfriend" that means the other person is actually a girl right?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2024 09:17 AM (oZhjI)
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Modern life is so confusing

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 09:19 AM (MOwVH)

470 New hash will take some time for me to get accustomed. New service is faster, but I don't know if it is more reliable. 20% more, of course.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 12, 2024 09:15 AM (AYNL4)

I don't know that I would be happy with a hash that said that.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 12, 2024 09:19 AM (lTGtQ)

471 > Are there any Ash trees left alive now?

Plenty still alive here, but they're all weakened. They tend to snap off during the winter winds.
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I've lost two willows recently and the two trees in the front yard (Poplars I think) are sick. Plus my wife's Peonies looked like shit this year. And the squashes and cucumbers in the garden are not doing well at all.

It's like we're cursed.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 12, 2024 09:20 AM (Q4IgG)

472 Did this asshole vote against the most recent CR? And he's refusing to endorse impeaching the low hanging fruit of Mayorkas
Posted by: 18-1

Duarte and McClintock (also voted nay) are surviving members of the Californian Kevin McCarthy GOP loser association. Kevin never met a battle where he did not retreat and his malicious campaign squandering bucks to knock off his enemies is par for the course.

Vicious, stupid, and corrupt will be history's pronouncement on Kevin. Useless, would be a description of his tenure as Speaker (note his admission that Jill was running meetings when he met with the Potato head in Chief. Funny he let us know about that now.

Posted by: whig at July 12, 2024 09:20 AM (mIs2x)

473 Posted by: mustbequantum at July 12, 2024 09:15 AM (AYNL4)

Yikes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 12, 2024 09:20 AM (qZEuM)

474 They can't wait to enact that shit sandwich to 'spread the wealth around'. It won't do any such thing except make housing more unaffordable.

If you are on a fixed income just paying the increased property taxes in an increasing housing market can be tough.

So if your house price goes up 50% not only will your property taxes go up 50% but you will then owe capital gains taxes on the hundreds of thousands of dollars in increased, nominal, worth of your house.

Note: none of this is ANY benefit to you unless/until you sell. And since housing prices are really just tracking inflation there is actually no value to you.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2024 09:20 AM (oZhjI)

475
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 12, 2024 09:15 AM (AYNL4)

I don't know that I would be happy with a hash that said that.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 12, 2024 09:19 AM (lTGtQ)

Does anyone have access to OregonMuse's 'Hash Hall of Fame'? That one belongs.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

476 Ok wait, if as a guy you have a tranny "boyfriend" that means the other person is actually a girl right?
Posted by: 18-1

Yeah, I can't figure that out, either. So the "boyfriend" is actually a girlfriend. So does that make the other dude straight after all?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Replace trans transgender tranny with fake then you have your answer.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 12, 2024 09:20 AM (MGB5H)

477 ---------
I've lost two willows recently and the two trees in the front yard (Poplars I think) are sick. Plus my wife's Peonies looked like shit this year. And the squashes and cucumbers in the garden are not doing well at all.

It's like we're cursed.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 12, 2024 09:20 AM (Q4IgG)

Bill Gates IS testing arial vaccinations.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)

478
Yeah, I can't figure that out, either. So the "boyfriend" is actually a girlfriend. So does that make the other dude straight after all?

I'm reminded of one of the Scary Movies where one of the lead characters makes his girlfriend do "roleplay" to get him in the mood and the roleplay is always something like a football player or fireman or something masculine and then joke of course is that he is actually gay.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2024 09:22 AM (oZhjI)

479 Wonder what kind of art CBD is gonna wrap up the week with.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 09:22 AM (v6JzV)

480 465 Headline: "People Think I'm Gay Because My Boyfriend Is Transgender".

"I don't understand why people think a dude sucking another dude's dick while getting a cock shoved up his ass is gay......."
Posted by: Sponge
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Damaged children have been treated like mushrooms in propaganda schools and societal institutions. Their parents have been infected with the virus. It is because our society is sick with 'tolerance' that our society can no longer tell the truth from lies.

Posted by: whig at July 12, 2024 09:23 AM (mIs2x)

481 @430 MrExcitement-Forgot about McCarthy and yeah Johnson is MAGA AF. Another 10-20 years we'll be sitting pretty for sure!

Posted by: JROD at July 12, 2024 09:23 AM (IlL6s)

482 =========
Damaged children have been treated like mushrooms in propaganda schools and societal institutions. Their parents have been infected with the virus. It is because our society is sick with 'tolerance' that our society can no longer tell the truth from lies.
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2024 09:23 AM (mIs2x)

This is what happens when God is removed from society.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

483 I had a bunch of ash die in my woods. They took out the surrounding trees when they eventually fell. Now i have bare areas getting taken over by brush.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2024 09:24 AM (evvc2)

484 Note: none of this is ANY benefit to you unless/until you sell. And since housing prices are really just tracking inflation there is actually no value to you.
Posted by: 18-1
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True. That is why calling for taxing unrealized gains is the latest ploy by the Dems to fund the overloaded and dying welfare state.

Posted by: whig at July 12, 2024 09:25 AM (mIs2x)

485 The city want's to convert my whole area into "affordable housing".
I get calls all the time.
"I'd like to look at your house and make an offer."
Me. No. You don't want my house. You want my 1/2 acre. Make an offer now. You callled me. How much is on your mind?
Well what are you thinking.

3/4 mil and I'll part with it.
*click

I bet I can get it if I hold out long enough.

Posted by: Reforger at July 12, 2024 09:26 AM (xcIvR)

486 True. That is why calling for taxing unrealized gains is the latest ploy by the Dems to fund the overloaded and dying welfare state.
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2024 09:25 AM (mIs2x)

YOU can do with less money. We CANNOT, EVER. And if that means you starve to death, so be it.

Posted by: U.S. Government at July 12, 2024 09:27 AM (8sMut)

487 Kitty started head butting me at 5:10 this morning. Gees.

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at July 12, 2024 09:28 AM (no58w)

488 >>>Wonder what kind of art CBD is gonna wrap up the week with.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

A still-life vegetable medley as a metaphor representative of the Democrat cartel? Toss in a bushel of dead fish and whale oil lamp to signify their progressive policies, and you'd have a true masterpiece.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 12, 2024 09:28 AM (2UBPP)

489 =======
True. That is why calling for taxing unrealized gains is the latest ploy by the Dems to fund the overloaded and dying welfare state.
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2024 09:25 AM (mIs2x)

It's the government solution to everything.

Climate Change? TAX!!!

Inflation? TAX!!!

Migration? TAX!!!

The solution to everything is government growth, you see.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

490 coffee mug washed
kids dropped off at pool
(cracks knuckles)
...Ready for Art thread

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 12, 2024 09:28 AM (sJHOI)

491 "I don't understand why people think a dude sucking another dude's dick while getting a cock shoved up his ass is gay......."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

What does fd have to say??

Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 09:28 AM (RhGG0)

492 This is what happens when God is removed from society.
Posted by: Sponge
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I agree. What a lot of non religious people don't get is the Bible and its commands are a way to be happy in life. Follow them, live a happy life, ignore them and be dead inside from sin.

The Lord wants us to be happy. Stan doesn't. Society elites have chosen Stan as a role model and he is driving them mad with hatred, despair, anger, and pride. They have chosen to live in his image.

Posted by: whig at July 12, 2024 09:28 AM (mIs2x)

493 JJ - Just want to give a shout out to you. Thanks for the MR and all you do. I hope you are feeling good.

And BTW, I love your photoshops and your turn of phrases.

Today's picture made me spit out my milk as I was eating my bowl of cereal!

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 12, 2024 09:28 AM (NMT5x)

494 Given that our government sees citizneship as no object in voting in our elections, can we redistribute the Electoral College on a global basis?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 12, 2024 09:28 AM (8sMut)

495 Kitty started head butting me at 5:10 this morning. Gees.
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at July 12, 2024 09:28 AM (no58w)

Cats suck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)

496 We periodically get mailers about buying our property. Phone calls too. I always ask how much they're offering and then the hemming and hawing starts.

- click -

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 12, 2024 09:29 AM (Q4IgG)

497 It is funny that the party that screams about saving democracy is trying to push both candidates off the ballot for the next "election". Both candidates that garnered the most votes in their primaries.

And the bozos at DU don't even know they are the fascists.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 12, 2024 09:29 AM (uBBbP)

498
What does fd have to say??
Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 09:28 AM (RhGG0)

I hear he has a test......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)

499 The city want's to convert my whole area into "affordable housing".

In one of the somewhat wealthy blue towns near me the town is seizing their fancy hotel to demolish it and build a slum for the "newcomers".

The locales are shocked but I point out they said immigration and housing were rights so they should be happy right? And no...they are not happy.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2024 09:29 AM (oZhjI)

500 363

I was making a reference to The Hollywood Knights.
https://youtu.be/DWYleO3he4s

Posted by: Doof at July 12, 2024 08:46 AM (RhGG0)
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Ah, not the Shrubbery Knights ..... my mistake.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, aveva una bombola di gas ... at July 12, 2024 09:30 AM (qfLjt)

501 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

502 Noodus gratia artis.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 09:31 AM (v6JzV)

503 Ok wait, if as a guy you have a tranny "boyfriend" that means the other person is actually a girl right?

That makes you either gay or trans-gay. Not sure which one is better.

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2024 09:32 AM (HYrf+)

504 have a great day JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 12, 2024 09:32 AM (JcnCJ)

505 So if your house price goes up 50% not only will your property taxes go up 50%

In TX, your home's value can go up, but your property taxes will NOT, IF your taxing entity goes for the NO NEW REVENUE (old name: EFFECTIVE rate) when setting property taxes. IF your taxing entity sets a tax rate ABOVE the NO NEW REVENUE rate, they have elected to RAISE your taxes, and the value of your property rising matters not.

DEMAND your taxing entities hold to the NO NEW REVENUE RATE when setting this year's property taxes.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 12, 2024 09:33 AM (8sMut)

506 Given that our government sees citizneship as no object in voting in our elections, can we redistribute the Electoral College on a global basis?

I wish more institutions would use our election ID standards. "Hi, my name is George Soros and I'd like to make a withdrawal..."

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2024 09:34 AM (HYrf+)

507 A friend told me once that when he heard Monica Seles grunting every time she hit the tennis ball it sounded like she was saying "f*ck me" -over and over.
Posted by: Faux News at July 12, 2024 09:00 AM (gRSaB)

Did she say it in Hungarian?

It's even better in her native Hungarian.

Posted by: Final Cut Pro Editor at July 12, 2024 10:16 AM (iODuv)

508 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J. 🙏

‘Murderous Madman On The March…’: Big Takeaways From U.S. President Joe Biden’s Speech

Hindustan Times, July 2014, U.S. President Joe Biden, who is under intense scrutiny amid questions over his age, held a press conference and said that he is in good health and the best candidate to beat Donald Trump. The conference was also marred by occasional verbal mistakes, including mistakenly referring to his Vice-President Kamala Harris as "Vice-President Trump". Watch the full video to know more.

CNN Facts First Fact check: Biden tells inaccurate story about his 1973 meeting with Israeli prime minister, Sun Dec. 5, 2021

CNN What Matters, When Joe Biden met Golda Meir, it was a much different time of unrest, Wed October 18, 2023

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 12, 2024 10:18 AM (NFX2v)

509 They've known, hell we've known, for so long. It's not just him for he's but a sign & symptom.

Have a wonderful weekend!
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Standing with Israel, praying for IDF, the release of ALL Hamas hostages and for those who planned and perpetrated October 7, 2023 - more than nine months ago - be brought to justice. The f*ckery needs to stop.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 12, 2024 10:18 AM (NFX2v)

510 142 I did not watch Sundowner last night. I was drinking bourbon instead.

At least me and you have our priorities right! Had I been watching and seen that "Ain't gonna happen!" remark, I would have lost my composure, a bottle of Woodinville, and a flatscreen!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 12, 2024 10:19 AM (gfztU)

511 Democrats or satan or satan or Democrats hard to tell.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at July 12, 2024 10:30 AM (ytSiK)

512 Hope it's okay if I pump my podcast here. At the very least, I promise you won't find anything with which you disagree.

Posted by: Charles Martel at July 12, 2024 12:14 PM (6Gpcl)

513 Good evening. Eleven years ago today (July 12 still here on the west coast) anniversary of the best troll/prank so far of the 21st Century. It can still pick me up when I'm down. KTVU names names, LOL, and Ho Lee Fuk!

https://youtu.be/AmclgO6w0C0?si=BqdP8FH7nf2eRicS

Posted by: Rex B at July 13, 2024 01:22 AM (5h/8D)

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