The Doddering Dementia Patient Who Wouldn't Leave

I want to put up the Cafe but there might be a major medical episode during this slurring, whispering snooze-and-lie-fest.

It continues to be amusing that Joe Biden thinks of himself not just as an All-American Football Hero but as a foreign policy expert on the level of Bismarck.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 08:04 PM

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1 Go Joe!!

Posted by: Bruce at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (szrmA)

2 They're playing pat-a-cake.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (YqDXo)

3 Do the Cafe. It'd be more interesting than this.

Posted by: Dad of Six at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (VpZau)

4 You say Zelensky, I say Putin, you say Harris, I say Trump. Let's call the whole thing off.

Posted by: scruboak17 at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (SMgCc)

5 Let's see if we can get to 1,000 again.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (O7YUW)

6 Big Boy Joe! You go girl!

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (RUmyk)

7 You think he loaded up his Depends?

Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (HJ9BW)

8 Will anyone fact check all these numbers?

Posted by: Bruce at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (szrmA)

9 Yassssss kweeen

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (ZQUaf)

10 What? Liars?

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (p4NUW)

11 He is rambling.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (QNSds)

12 Reeeeed Puty's speech

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (gKWVE)

13 We're going to have to add "don't hold me to....." to the FJB Speech Drinking Game.

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (DgGvY)

14 Evening.

The coup plotters are in full attack.

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (EacFm)

15 {7} You think he loaded up his Depends?

Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (HJ9BW)

Another "job" created!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (O7YUW)

16 I'm starting to think the stress of actually having to deal with media scrutiny and the ice floe politics of his erstwhile allies might end up killing him before the election.

Posted by: ThePopeofFremontStreet at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (LS6i5)

17 Nooded.

Posted by: Dad of Six at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (VpZau)

18 They're not stopping in Ukraine.

Hell, they've got their hands full there already!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (YqDXo)

19 You think he loaded up his Depends?
Posted by: steevy

He's wearing those "anti-blowout" ones

Posted by: Bruce at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (szrmA)

20 Sounds like the batteries are getting low. Anyway . . .

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (14URa)

21 I have no idea what he is talking about. Again.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (RUmyk)

22 Anyway twice

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (dg+HA)

23 He wasn't horrible.

Should hold off the hounds for a bit.

Go Joe!

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (jvJvP)

24 He just said he didn’t want to talk to Putin.

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (p4NUW)

25 >>>13 We're going to have to add "don't hold me to....." to the FJB Speech Drinking Game.

I think Trump said something like "I just heard about NATO." Don't hold me to that.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (KRtlO)

26 The verbal tripping is getting worse.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (O7YUW)

27 "Anyway...."

Joe "Slurricaine" Biden, 2024

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (6ydKt)

28 will he mention the train from here to India?

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (5fDan)

29 OK he just went from "I refuse to talk to putin until he changes his ways" to " I am willing to talk to putin no matter what".

That took less than two minutes.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (QNSds)

30 LOLROLF: "Experts said my spending of trillions of dollars would cause inflation. What do you see now?" - Joe "Big Boy" Biden

Posted by: scruboak17 at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (SMgCc)

31 He's fading.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (muwun)

32 "I'm ready to talk to any world leader who wants to talk."

So, you're ready to perform one of the basic duties of your office? Heck of a high bar there, Joe.

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (DgGvY)

33 He was doing ok but now he driving the Vette off the track and right into the ocean.

PULL BACK JOE! None of us want Kamala.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (Xi1yP)

34 He's contradicting himself. I won't talk with him, I'll talk to anybody...

Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (xCA6C)

35 I'd kill for a backstage camera on Jill right now.

Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (IcuR4)

36 Muslim reporter about Israel

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (aLzBS)

37 NPR? Good grief.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (YqDXo)

38 Going longer than I expected.

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (jvJvP)

39 It's mind-blowing that the President of the United States would ever say "don't hold me to this."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (uKQ6k)

40 Shuffle off to Buffalo should be he's exit song.

Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (llS7k)

41 Look

This is kind of a gibberish filibuster

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (/7KEl)

42 Wrap it up, Joe! Juice is starting to wear off!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (3ImbR)

43 Is he reading a teleprompter? He’s moving his head back and forth when answering questions.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (t56FM)

44 This is not going well for biden. I hope that they leave him on the ticket.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (QNSds)

45 Biden wins the election.

Biden dies before the Electoral College votes.

Half of the Electors are free to vote however they want.

No one gets the majority.

Election is thrown to the House of Representatives.

Trump wins but Kamala Harris is his Vice-President.

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (EacFm)

46 The towel head weighing in.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (YqDXo)

47 Rape, Australia, Japan Rape...

Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (xCA6C)

48 I am guessing China is finding out for the first time how much Scranton Schmo has bottled them up. Amirite?

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (RUmyk)

49 Did I get willowed? Anywho... Jane, I think you should have blamed your apostrophe-less-ness on Bidenflation.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (VavZF)

50 I built a pier!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (dg+HA)

51 It's like that book Flowers For Algernon, where the drug wears off and the guy becomes an idiot. Just sad.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (g4EQa)

52
What goes up, must come down. And that's especially true with drugs.

Every time they Load Up joe with drugs, it takes a toll, and makes his dementia even worse. They got a couple of hours out of joe today, but that means Demented Joe is on their hands for the next week.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (dm56X)

53 His staff now nervously pilling at their collars and looking for the big hook...

Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (HJ9BW)

54 Are we not entertained?

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (f7E6d)

55 The verbal tripping is getting worse.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (O7YUW)

His window of lucidity is about 30 minutes, tops.

Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (llS7k)

56 Blame the jooooooooos

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (t56FM)

57 What should he have done about Gaza? Helped Israel to clean it out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (YqDXo)

58 Hijab girl.

Asking about Biden refering to himself as a 'bridge candidate.'

Should have asked about him being a black woman...

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (jvJvP)

59 "That's all great, Mr. President, but my question was what flavor ice cream did you have at the NATO lunch today? With a follow up of how many scoops did you eat?"

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (janLY)

60 I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE AND I BRING YOU --- FIRE!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden, Warlord! at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (uxCna)

61 Joe throwin' Israel under the bus

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (gKWVE)

62 Golda Meir DRINK!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (aLzBS)

63 Will the media marvel at his stamina tomorrow?

Posted by: toddg at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (dg2su)

64 HOW DARE HE BLAME ISRAEL!!!!

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (muwun)

65 47 Rape, Australia, Japan Rape...
Posted by: Archimedes

You said rape twice

Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (g4EQa)

66 He's blaming the Jews

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (aLzBS)

67 1045 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 2m
Crooked Joe: "I'm following the advice of my commander-in-chief…my…my…my…”

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 13m
Crooked Joe begins his “Big Boy” Press Conference with, "I wouldn't have picked Vice President Trump to be vice president, though I think she was not qualified to be president." Great job, Joe!

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (Jh5b+)

68 two state solution! Drink!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (dg+HA)

69 Vice President Trump is top story on NYP right now

Posted by: DJ at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (uosPt)

70 Jane, I think you should have blamed your apostrophe-less-ness on Bidenflation.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (VavZF)

Great idea!

Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (IcuR4)

71 Oh fvck...he is tossing Israel under the bus. Is there any country that he hasn't $hit on in this speech?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (QNSds)

72 His staff now nervously pilling at their collars and looking for the big hook...

Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (HJ9BW)
_____________

They're fingering the power cable right now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (YqDXo)

73 >>>He's fading.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom

so am I!

but yes he should get off the stage before he has An Event.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (KRtlO)

74 I'm not unhappy with Joetato's performance. shows he is still out to lunch but the hardcore donks ill hype him. Now the money people have laid several pantloads in their shorts.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (17s+e)

75 Tits McCain has seen enough:

@MeghanMcCain

Please stop making us watch Biden humiliate himself.

I really can’t take it anymore.

I feel so sick and sad and awful about all of this.

It is absolutely heartbreaking. Something is obviously wrong with him .

I truly don’t understand what his family is thinking…

Posted by: Azathoth at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (wb1YC)

76 It's like that book Flowers For Algernon, where the drug wears off and the guy becomes an idiot. Just sad.
Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (g4EQa)

Dude! Spoilers!

Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (jGGMD)

77 Mr. President, how do you really feel about cocaine anal suppositories?

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (RUmyk)

78 he completed a shovel ready project (Gaza pier) ! what more do you want !

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (V13WU)

79 NPR: in 2019, you promised to step aside or die to usher in the youth movement in the democratic party. Why won't you step aside or die now?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (hCzfy)

80 "The last first time I met with Golda....."

Kamala wrote that answer. The time seems significant.

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (DgGvY)

81
Why is no one mentioning the permanent halt to elections in Ukraine?

Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (dm56X)

82 Did he just talk about how far back he goes? Maybe not a good strategy under these circumstances.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (9Afsw)

83 Joe Biden thinks of himself not just as an All-American Football Hero

Look, fat. We WOULD have won State if Coach had put me in.

Posted by: Brandon at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (VavZF)

84 Biden wins the election.

Biden dies before the Electoral College votes.

Half of the Electors are free to vote however they want.

No one gets the majority.

Election is thrown to the House of Representatives.

Trump wins but Kamala Harris is his Vice-President.
Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (EacFm)

oh plleez or pleeez oh please!!!

Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (llS7k)

85 The conspiracy theory now will be because he's calling reporters in order from a list he must have been fed the questions in advance. NYT vultures would have no problem publishing a story claiming that with no evidence.

Haters gonna hate. I’m happy this is the Joe the average voter is seeing. Best line yet "where is trump, sitting in his golf cart filling out his score card before he hits the ball".

Can you believe the difference between this sane, humane man and that rambling, hate-filled know-nothing orange menace? This is really good.

This has done a lot to ease fears. This was more than solid. Trump would not do this, he is too stupid to answer the questions. Joe should challenge Trump to a presser!

ON POINT discussion of China and Russia! He’s schooling those who don’t know and reminding those that do. Trump would not be able to answer any of these questions. A lot of pretty complicated questions being asked and answered.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (ycI94)

86 I'm so glad Joe did well!

Good job! Who's a good president!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (Ud7de)

87 It continues to be amusing that Joe Biden thinks of himself not just as an All-American Football Hero but as a foreign policy expert on the level of Bismarck.

Well, if you mean the Bismarck that's resting on the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean, I would say he's got a point.

Posted by: Paco at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (njExo)

88 What happened to the "four questions" business?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (YqDXo)

89 Joe doing long Obama "Baffle em with Bullshit" lectures.

That doesn't work if you cant talk, Joe!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (6ydKt)

90 Ramblin'

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (OX9vb)

91 Was that Perini Scleroso that asked the last question? She's the only illegal alien I ever liked.

Posted by: Guy Caballero, SCTV at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (V5BDR)

92 It's not heartbreaking.
I'm enjoying this.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (c4NPH)

93 It's over.....a two state solution with Egypt and the Saudis accepting a hamas palistinan state.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (QNSds)

94 >>> 21 I have no idea what he is talking about. Again.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (RUmyk)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Orange Man Bad at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (VavZF)

95 Pretty sure Hunter will sleep well tonight.

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (rjJqk)

96 "In and out, as rapidly as you can"

There is more to it than that.

Posted by: Paolo at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (DgGvY)

97 Did we ever get all of our hostages freed from the Palestinians?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (uKQ6k)

98 Is he reading a teleprompter? He’s moving his head back and forth when answering questions.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (t56FM)
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It's the Disneyland animatronics. They do a pretty good job.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (bS+DD)

99 I've been to the poppy fields!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (dg+HA)

100 We've just been informed there's a water leak in the main bathroom.

We'll have to shut the press conference down for now.

Thank you and GOOD NIGHT!!

Posted by: Bruce at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (szrmA)

101 omg, HE USED THE WORD "MASSACRE!"

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (muwun)

102 When he is done here he can spend the rest of the campaign in the basement like 2020.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (cOq4q)

103 Joey Plugz is a man of many hats, all full of shit.

In essence an Irish machine pol's dullard son was Saturn V rocket boosted by the Teamsters and credit card companies into lunacy.

Posted by: sven at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (X0I7i)

104 Sink the Bismarck!

Posted by: Remember the Maine! at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (V5BDR)

105 I applaud what happened. The about-facers are gonna hafta decide. Spin again and look moronic, or start playing Russian roulette and doing Stoli shots.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (NXnx4)

106 >>I truly don’t understand what his family is thinking…

Same thing your family was thinking when they insisted an ancient idiot with brain cancer not resign from the Senate.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (Xi1yP)

107 This is not going well for biden. I hope that they leave him on the ticket.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (QNSds)
~~~~~

I think it's going great! He's better than he's been in months, years maybe.

I'm not talking about him making sense--he's never done that--I'm talking about his stamina and ability to string words together in full or nearly full sentences.

You go, Joe!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (3ImbR)

108 I am completely reassured by Biden's steady and reassuring performance.

Posted by: ace, a completely undecided voter with no bias for or against Biden at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (KRtlO)

109 This has done a lot to ease fears. This was more than solid. Trump would not do this, he is too stupid to answer the questions. Joe should challenge Trump to a presser!

Oh please,please,please

Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (IyPmt)

110 Joe just blinked twice.

We have cough counters.
Next time - blink counters.

He's soubding a bit tired now...

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (jvJvP)

111 What in the actual fvck is he talking about now?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (QNSds)

112 This has done a lot to ease fears. This was more than solid.

Preach it, brother!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (uxCna)

113 POPPIES!

POPPIES!

Hunter enters the press conference.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (c4NPH)

114 Rambling man, Joe is

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (rjJqk)

115
but yes he should get off the stage before he has An Event.
Posted by: ace at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (KRtlO)

An ELA? Like the dinosaurs?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (Ud7de)

116 This is just Joe rambling

It's like he's telling war stories from his career in politics

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (/7KEl)

117 I've got no words left.

Unreal.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (HU4DS)

118 Go after the people who did the job?

HAMAS DID THE JOB! ISRAEL DID GO AFTER AND CONTINUES TO GO AFTER WHO DID THE JOB!

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (Odg76)

119 No one in the middle class gives a damn about you getting aid to Gaza or Golda Meir who none of the yute voters ever heard of or how conservative you think Bibi is or anything else you're blabbering about now

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (5fDan)

120 Ghhgg lllitcchhh
Is starting

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (t56FM)

121 What is he saying? I have no idea.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (8mC+I)

122 It continues to be amusing that Joe Biden thinks of himself not just as an All-American Football Hero but as a foreign policy expert on the level of Bismarck.
--------------

More like Shitmark, amirite

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (lX8VI)

123 "I was able to unite the Arab nations as well as Europe"

*confused look*

Forget it, he's rolling.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (O7YUW)

124 The conspiracy theory now will be because he's calling reporters in order from a list he must have been fed the questions in advance. NYT vultures would have no problem publishing a story claiming that with no evidence.
________________

No, this is totally spontaneous. Biden reads from a list, the "reporters" read from a card.

I agree with the "NYT vultures" comment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (YqDXo)

125 Mike Lee
@BasedMikeLee ·3m
Obviously, Vice President Trump is in charge.
pbs.tw___.com/media/GSPtv5_agAE_Hzu?format=jpg&name=900x900

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (9aVck)

126 Hear his synapses burn.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (y8njj)

127
The debate was a nuke strike.
This is just bouncing the rubble.

Posted by: Potato Of The United States at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (OgWfa)

128 Mrs Cop is watching and I'm trying to avoid listening. I did like the "I've been given a list" of the Junta-approved apparatchiks that get to "ask" questions.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM (pJWtt)

129 I truly don’t understand what his family is thinking…

The family is thinking, "NOW he's not 'cogent' enough for you?!?!"

Posted by: t-bird at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM (iDNwP)

130 The conspiracy theory now will be because he's calling reporters in order from a list he must have been fed the questions in advance. NYT vultures would have no problem publishing a story claiming that with no evidence.

Haters gonna hate. I’m happy this is the Joe the average voter is seeing. Best line yet "where is trump, sitting in his golf cart filling out his score card before he hits the ball".

Can you believe the difference between this sane, humane man and that rambling, hate-filled know-nothing orange menace? This is really good.

This has done a lot to ease fears. This was more than solid. Trump would not do this, he is too stupid to answer the questions. Joe should challenge Trump to a presser!

ON POINT discussion of China and Russia! He’s schooling those who don’t know and reminding those that do. Trump would not be able to answer any of these questions. A lot of pretty complicated questions being asked and answered.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (ycI94)

Good, I hope they stick with this until August.

Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM (llS7k)

131 I can't believe he hasn't put himself to sleep by now. I keep thinking about how, Trump, when he hits the 40 minute mark, he's just getting warmed up.

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM (14URa)

132 Rambling Joek just making schnitz up.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM (MkuC5)

133 "81
Why is no one mentioning the permanent halt to elections in Ukraine?
Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (dm56X)"

they don't want to give it away: that's going to be the October Surprise here.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM (MKEsG)

134 Hamas is not popular in the West Bank. No shit Sherlock

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM (aLzBS)

135 Hamas doesn't want a cease fire, Joe.

Posted by: toddg at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM (dg2su)

136 Tits McCain has seen enough:

@MeghanMcCain

Please stop making us watch Biden humiliate himself.

I really can’t take it anymore.

I feel so sick and sad and awful about all of this.

It is absolutely heartbreaking. Something is obviously wrong with him .

I truly don’t understand what his family is thinking…

===

Yet she doesn't give two shits for what the dementia child fucker has done to the USA. FUCK YOU FATTIE McCAIN

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM (17s+e)

137 "Mr. Biden, President Trump was impeached in 2019 for investigating his presidential opponent, which was you. You were not the nominee until 2020. Can you explain the mechanics of that, please?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM (uKQ6k)

138 Joe's staff is mainlining the rest of whatever he's on right now.

Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM (IcuR4)

139 OMG, Biden's trying to claim Yahya Sinwar is the one person responsible for the massacre?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM (Odg76)

140 "we sent an incredible lesson"

His mixed metaphors are outlasting my mixed drink.

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM (DgGvY)

141 "Anyway."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM (YqDXo)

142 My numbers in Israel

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM (dg+HA)

143 LIE

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM (/7KEl)

144 I truly don’t understand what his family is thinking…
Posted by: Azathoth at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (wb1YC)
---------

She's just mad they didn't wait until her father's funeral tour was over.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM (bS+DD)

145 Is he riffing now? Challenging people to push up contests?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM (Ud7de)

146 Apparently, Joe has access to a Tardis.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM (c4NPH)

147 His numbers are better than Isreal's numbers? What does this mean?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM (8mC+I)

148 I want a McConnell moment. I am not getting my money's worth with the rambling. Stroke-out Joe, That Girl Go-Go Girl!

What the fuck is he talking about again. The question was about him being a 1 term president.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM (RUmyk)

149 >>> 74
==
ON POINT discussion of China and Russia!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (ycI94)

Da, I am now scared. Boo, hoo.

Posted by: Vlad P. at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM (VavZF)

150 Please pull the plug on this presser. He's fading fast.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM (janLY)

151 Somebody needs to pop the bubble his people have Joe living in.

It's s national security issue.

It's for DEMOCRACY.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (6ydKt)

152 Just in. Hospitals in the mid Atlantic region are reporting shortages of critical drugs. Particularly stimulants and opioids.

Posted by: Roberto at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (lWnBr)

153 Cease-fires never work Joe, they're just an opportunity for the jihadis to recruit and re-arm before their next attack. EVERY SINGLE TIME. Try to keep up with history, would ya?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (O7YUW)

154 He did what he needed to do. Gave himself a few more weeks. Which is great for our side. Every day he stays in is a good thing.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (t56FM)

155 Wtf was that

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (/7KEl)

156 but yes he should get off the stage before he has An Event.
Posted by: ace at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (KRtlO)

An ELA? Like the dinosaurs?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM

I thought that was an ELE event? Extinction level event.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (QNSds)

157 Jane D'oh has been here. Love ya,Lady.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (5MvGY)

158 Biden wins the election.
Biden dies before the Electoral College votes.
Half of the Electors are free to vote however they want.
No one gets the majority.
Election is thrown to the House of Representatives.
Trump wins but Kamala Harris is his Vice-President.
------
Isn't that the plot to Mad TV's "My White Mama"??

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (Jh5b+)

159 I've done more than Reagan!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (dg+HA)

160 VP Trump in a Dim admin. Awesome.

Will Doocy be called on? Hah.

Posted by: sj at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (rdtnd)

161 I truly don’t understand what his family is thinking…

I'M THINKING --- POWER!

SWEET, SWEET POWER!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (uxCna)

162 Pull up, Joe! Think about Uncle Bosie. If you auger in the the cannibals will eat you!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (Xi1yP)

163 Joe is the bridge candidate. Tallahatchie Bridge.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (63Dwl)

164 what he's doing is attempting to prove he's got the stamina

he said he would answer four questions to set expectations low, now he's just filling time so he can say "I spoke for an hour!!!"

Posted by: ace, a completely undecided voter with no bias for or against Biden at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (KRtlO)

165 I am pleased. Good enough to prolong this agony for the left. Nowhere near good enough to overcome any doubts.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (aVudl)

166 >>> 148 I want a McConnell moment. I am not getting my money's worth with the rambling. Stroke-out Joe, That Girl Go-Go Girl!

What the fuck is he talking about again. The question was about him being a 1 term president.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM (RUmyk)

?

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (VavZF)

167 So, how did the money people take this? Not so well I'd think.
If they are reaching into their back pockets, it's to make sure the wallet is secure.

Posted by: Bob Dwyer at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (4780s)

168 Accomplishing doesn't equal good.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (c4NPH)

169 Anyway DRINK

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (aLzBS)

170 Anyway...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (dg+HA)

171 I was unaware presidential historians had already reached wide consensus on Biden. He’s not even done with his term.

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (rjJqk)

172 CNN: Fact check: Biden tells inaccurate story about his 1973 meeting with Israeli prime minister
https://t.co/0mtD0RtHkR

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (9aVck)

173 131 I can't believe he hasn't put himself to sleep by now. I keep thinking about how, Trump, when he hits the 40 minute mark, he's just getting warmed up.

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM

Lol.
Thanks!

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (jvJvP)

174 Is it time for the big bunny to come out and wave him off with both hands?

Posted by: Splunge at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (hmKaK)

175 Joe is the bridge candidate. Tallahatchie Bridge.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

More like the Alaska bridge to nowhere.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (RUmyk)

176 What in the actual fvck is he talking about now?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (QNSds)

Nooo!!! Joe-- run, I mean quickly shuffle, off the stage!!!!

Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (llS7k)

177 yayy last qs

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (gKWVE)

178 He did what he needed to do. Gave himself a few more weeks. Which is great for our side. Every day he stays in is a good thing.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM

He has got to stay on the ticket until the convention.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (QNSds)

179 He has wizzum

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (/7KEl)

180 Biden's foreign policy chops are like Bismarck--- the ship that was sunk that is.

Posted by: whig at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (mIs2x)

181 Ok, we’re cheated out of 90 minutes, only about 45.

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (rjJqk)

182 Bridge presidency? Wow, was that question still in play? Biden has been blathering on Israel for 10 minutes.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (xCA6C)

183 the Biden comeback narrative starts tonight! (I hope)

Posted by: ace, a completely undecided voter with no bias for or against Biden at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (KRtlO)

184 "I feel so sick and sad and awful about all of this."

Naw bruh, I been waiting 50 years to watch this criminal swing.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (MkuC5)

185 My long time in the Senate allowed me to threaten them to get legislation passed.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (qZdIZ)

186 Anyways

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (/7KEl)

187 Trump did talk to Putin. He told him he didn't think Putin wanted to see his big beautiful turrets in flames.

I choose to believe this one but I also believe this one. Putin was pretty well behaved wasn't he.

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (lX8VI)

188 Who told Joe a a good way to calm everyone's fears about his mental hardware is to start rambling on with stories about the old days? Solid advice. Old people never do that.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (wb1YC)

189 Go off script Joe, but I want more chaos in his party so come on joe hang in there.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (8mC+I)

190 He can't even count to "one?"

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (DgGvY)

191 KJP just called out Last Question...then Joe says he'll take two more...who's in charge?

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (5fDan)

192
he said he would answer four questions to set expectations low, now he's just filling time so he can say "I spoke for an hour!!!"
Posted by: ace, a completely undecided voter with no bias for or against Biden at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (KRtlO

Consider this is the state of our politics. He spoke for an hour, as if this bar proves competency.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (Ud7de)

193 94 >>> 21 I have no idea what he is talking about. Again.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (RUmyk)

*fistbump*
Posted by: Orange Man Bad

*fistbump*
Me Too!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (g4EQa)

194 Anyway

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (63Dwl)

195 Then go fill up a stadium. Hold a big ass rally.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (dg+HA)

196 Meghan McCain
@MeghanMcCain
He is not going anywhere.
5:05 PM · Jul 11, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (9aVck)

197 What the F**k is this Babbling Idiot talking the F**K about. WTF , I make more sense then this Bloody Cum Stain .......

Posted by: Ozzy Osbourne at July 11, 2024 08:16 PM (Wb+1f)

198
They want him to stand there for at least 60 minutes, then they'll pull him off stage.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 08:16 PM (dm56X)

199 Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (EacFm)

Assuming your preconditions, a far, far, far more likely scenario would be Harris elected President, no Vice President with the understanding that she would nominate one and they would go through the normal approval process.

After all, she would have been elected to the position that becomes President in the event of the death of the President. A sufficient majority of the electors would be partisan Democrats and the Congress would be hard-pressed to reject their results. They MIGHT reject an out-of-the-blue VP pick but I'd put money against that also.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 11, 2024 08:16 PM (T7iTv)

200 So, I'm seeing that the inner circle of Biden thinks that the reason Trump is doing well is his lies.
Specifically, how he always brags about this or that was the best.

So, Joe is copying that, saying everything of his is the best.

There is a difference between puffers, salesmanship and lying.

Anyway ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 11, 2024 08:16 PM (fL5am)

201 Looks like there is only going to be one season of Average Joe.

Posted by: Roberto at July 11, 2024 08:16 PM (lWnBr)

202 He’s a tired old man. He looks like the leader of a failing superpower. What a shit show.!

Posted by: Quintis Arrius at July 11, 2024 08:16 PM (bTeEU)

203 He looks so bad now. Stop it NOW.

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 08:16 PM (q177U)

204 He's down to the last two reporters on his Obama approved list.

Anyway...

Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 08:16 PM (IcuR4)

205 anyway

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 08:16 PM (t56FM)

206 Who told Joe a a good way to calm everyone's fears about his mental hardware is to start rambling on with stories about the old days? Solid advice. Old people never do that.
Posted by: Azathoth

--

He'll start talking about his knee hurting in a minute, and then about his doctors appointment for his wrist.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 08:16 PM (uKQ6k)

207 I hope Clarence Thomas is laughing his ass off.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:16 PM (Ud7de)

208 Joe is the bridge candidate. Tallahatchie Bridge.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

More like the Alaska bridge to nowhere.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (RUmyk)

Chappaquiddick

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 08:16 PM (lX8VI)

209 but yes he should get off the stage before he has An Event.
Posted by: ace at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (KRtlO)

An ELA? Like the dinosaurs?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM

I thought that was an ELE event? Extinction level event.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (QNSds)

So if he has one of those, it'll take out the rest of the Democratic Party too? Do it, Biden! Have one of those!

Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 08:16 PM (jGGMD)

210 "Why he's not prepared to..... well anyway."

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 08:16 PM (DgGvY)

211 I just don't see how anyone can think that this shitshow signified any sort of redemption for FJB. I guess it's just me...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 11, 2024 08:16 PM (mH6SG)

212 Scores of headquarters.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 08:16 PM (t56FM)

213 New campaign slogan : Biden/Harris Anyway.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 08:16 PM (c4NPH)

214 He’s a tired old man. He looks like the leader of a failing superpower.

--

Well...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 08:16 PM (uKQ6k)

215 We have over 1,000 volunteers!

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 11, 2024 08:16 PM (qZdIZ)

216 The key takeaway is
Anyway

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (/7KEl)

217 All I want is for Biden to get through the Democrat convention. Then he can implode.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (RUmyk)

218 Anyway DRINK!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (aLzBS)

219 This is like a goodbye tour that never ends.

Posted by: Truthbomb at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (dhhKu)

220 anyway, again

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (dg+HA)

221 >>> 196 Meghan McCain
@MeghanMcCain
He is not going anywhere.
5:05 PM · Jul 11, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (9aVck)

YOU can go away anytime now.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (VavZF)

222 Anyway. . .

Posted by: Xander Crews at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (rEmVK)

223 Someone has to stop him.

The drugs are wearing off. He is one gaff from ending his presidency.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (g4EQa)

224 Key Bridge

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (lX8VI)

225 So he like totally has the valley girl vote.
Anyway!

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (t56FM)

226 Old butt man?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (aLzBS)

227 THE IDEA!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (9Afsw)

228 ANGRY JOE

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (rjJqk)

229 Control guns not girls?

Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (3ImbR)

230 Control guns, not girls!

SHout! Louder!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (dg+HA)

231 This is like a goodbye tour that never ends.
Posted by: Truthbomb at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (dhhKu)
----------

Word.

Posted by: John McCain at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (bS+DD)

232 Screaming Joe!

Sweet!

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (jvJvP)

233 Whoa!!!!
lol

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (t56FM)

234 WTF???

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (q177U)

235 HE WAS IN THE SENATE DAMMIT

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (/7KEl)

236 More children are killed by abortion, you bumbling idiot.

Posted by: toddg at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (dg2su)

237 Yelling

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (aLzBS)

238 Someone must have walked on his lawn

Posted by: Splunge at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (hmKaK)

239 I'm gonna be going down to the Johnson Lineberry. Anyway.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (fL5am)

240 OOOH, HE'S YELLING!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (9Afsw)

241 Control guns not girls. He’s starting to scream now.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (oe5jS)

242 Wow he got really excited when he said "More Children!"

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (O7YUW)

243 Control guns not girls! and then he goes off the rails. Excellent.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (RUmyk)

244 Uh oh. Biden's getting pissed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (YqDXo)

245 And here he goes!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (QNSds)

246 Oh shit!

Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (g4EQa)

247 "I was chairman of the foreign nations committee."

Haven't heard of that one before.

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (DgGvY)

248 Angry Joe!!!!

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (c4NPH)

249 Ooh, angry Joe.

Posted by: Xander Crews at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (rEmVK)

250 Whoa!! Bad-ass Joe!!!!!!!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (OX9vb)

251 McCain's funeral is the current bar. He better pace himself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (Ud7de)

252 Yelling angry Biden

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (p4NUW)

253 If he starts lifting his shirt to show scars I’m out.

Posted by: Truthbomb at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (dhhKu)

254 Angry Joe.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (t56FM)

255 ELA - Extinction Level Aneurism

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (qZdIZ)

256 "What is the sound of one synapse firing?"

- ancient Zen riddle

Posted by: Azathoth at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (wb1YC)

257 Sink the Bismarck!
Posted by: Remember the Maine! at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM

was the battle cry that shook the seven seas!

Posted by: zombie Johnny Horton at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (2ZFHC)

258 Ah, here we go!

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (14URa)

259 Ruh roh.

Screamy yelly

Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (3ImbR)

260 "the things we need to finish".??. Like a sentence?
Here is dark brandon now

Posted by: Reforger at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (xcIvR)

261 Babe Ruth at bat pointed at where he would hit the home run.
Trump can fill out his golf card before he tees off.

Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (bzJoC)

262 Uh oh, he's back to screaming.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (jGGMD)

263 Angry Joe appears

LOLOLOL

Posted by: Ex GOP at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (GpUII)

264 "MORE KIDS ARE KILLED BY A BULLET"???

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (muwun)

265 @MeghanMcCain
...
It is absolutely heartbreaking. Something is obviously wrong with him .

I truly don’t understand what his family is thinking…

Wow. I assume she's being shredded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (T7iTv)

266 Democ... ree eh

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (O7YUW)

267 Wrap it up, Joe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (YqDXo)

268 My God. Now he's yelling!

Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (IcuR4)

269 Joe is the bridge candidate. Tallahatchie Bridge.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (63Dwl)

Mentally he's Galloping Gertie.

Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (llS7k)

270 He's yelling now. At clouds.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (xCA6C)

271 Project 2025! Drink!

Posted by: Splunge at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (hmKaK)

272 The screaming is making DU people wet. lol.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (t56FM)

273 Look
The idea
Anyway

He's yelling
By the way
Look

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (/7KEl)

274 Tell us how you won the moot court again, crackhead.

Posted by: Truthbomb at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (dhhKu)

275 "I remember I made a speech on democracy"

No, you don't.

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (DgGvY)

276 You have to wonder how much coke they have in him....

Posted by: sven at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (X0I7i)

277 Democracy is under siege.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (oe5jS)

278 "Do you think our democracy is under siege?"

No Joe, because IT'S A REPUBLIC YOU DOLT.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (O7YUW)

279
/sighs

Oh dear.

I guess we'll just have to kill him.

Posted by: the Deep State at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (dm56X)

280 The big number of 'anyways' is killing him

He did 20 events! Yeah, 10 minutes reading the teleprompter at eac one.

Angry Joe! Bullets killing black children...Supreme Court is too conservative...

he's lost in space now - KJP shgould have called a lid 20 minutes ago

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (5fDan)

281 TRUMP GONNA PUT YALL IN CHAINS

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (rjJqk)

282 ...and then Biden picked up the podium and threw it ! (no?? not yet ???)

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (V13WU)

283 If I took a shot of Whiskey every time he said Anyway I would be Drunk two times over.....

This is Horrible and Putin and Xi must be shivering in their boots tonight...... LAUNCH THE NUKES NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (Wb+1f)

284 Angry is a sign of dementia.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (Ud7de)

285 Project 2025!

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (p4NUW)

286 This is the most wild thing I have ever seen, a sitting president, demented out of his mind on live television and the leftist retards will lie, cheat and steal, as well as the alphabet soup of agencies, do anything to make sure their side wins. they will prop up this absolute walking cadaver that is weekend at Bernieing his way through the presidency. Wild wild stuff.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (8mC+I)

287 He's done. Hate to say it but nobody is being convinced he can win.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (Xi1yP)

288 "Do you think our democracy is under siege?"

--

Democracy = government

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (uKQ6k)

289 Eliminating a federal department is the end of Democracy?

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (t56FM)

290 I remember...lunch. It was tapioca pudding.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (xCA6C)

291 Shit. Gas tank is showing E now

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (janLY)

292 You can do it Joe!

Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (LrEPG)

293 Someone ask Joe how his dogs are doing.

Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (bzJoC)

294 We have over 1,000 volunteers!
---
And scores, scores of campaign headquarters!
-

Ho Lee Fuk.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (fL5am)

295 What the FUCK IS THE US PRESIDENT SAYING!!

He is so bad now.. there is no defense..

Posted by: catman at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (4HMlb)

296 "I remember I made a speech on democracy"

Was that the one he plagiarized off that Brit dude?

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (14URa)

297 Somene has paid off his aides to keep him up there.

Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (llS7k)

298 slurring...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (dg+HA)

299 Trump wins but Kamala Harris is his Vice-President.
Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (EacFm)

oh plleez or pleeez oh please!!!
Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (llS7k)

Trump would be assassinated that very day.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (T7iTv)

300 They put him on the SOTU dosage if he's yelling

Posted by: SamIam at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (oasF3)

301 “ @MeghanMcCain”

They promised to bring her to the buffet if she said that.

Posted by: Truthbomb at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (dhhKu)

302 Please say " Governor Whitmer is a stupid cunt"

Please!

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (jvJvP)

303 Ooooo ... 3 exams...

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (qZdIZ)

304 I have to finish the job of finishing the American people.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (9Afsw)

305 Neuraneuroloneurolologist

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (rjJqk)

306 Stumbling on the neurological terms badly. *chefs kiss*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (O7YUW)

307 "He's going to end [list of Federal departments]. We've never been here before."

Fact Check: we were exactly "here" before those departments were created.

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (DgGvY)

308 Not being able to remember what kind of doctor your brain doctor is is kind of a neurological test right there.

Posted by: Splunge at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (hmKaK)

309 A fuw fu foo boot.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (gKWVE)

310 I am so tired of all this.

All of it.

Not Ace and the Horde. This place keeps me from giving up.

But I'm sick of the stuff they have to tell us about. I hate what has happened, and continues to happen. it's like trying to scoop up floodwaters with a shovel.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (hZc6Q)

311 >>> 282 ...and then Biden picked up the podium and threw it ! (no?? not yet ???)
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (V13WU)

Maybe he will smash his guitar.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (VavZF)

312 Just dropping in now

Has tits McCain shown us her tits yet?

Posted by: The Grounded Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (DBZuM)

313 I've taken three significant neuro, neur, neurology tests

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (aLzBS)

314 What about your stutter.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (8mC+I)

315 His cognitive exam showed a problem with his left foot. OK, putz.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (vCVcZ)

316 I have taken 3 neurologists!

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (p4NUW)

317 My left foot!!!

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (c4NPH)

318 Shit!

Posted by: Kamala, Measuring The Drapes! at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (uxCna)

319 MY FOOT IS MY ONLY AILMENT

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (rjJqk)

320 He is fading fast they need to get him out of there.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (QNSds)

321 Pre presser 50-30 Kumala winning.

Now 40-40

Betting markets like what they saw from Joe.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (t56FM)

322 trying to bore everyone to death, and get them to flip away...it's working.

Posted by: ziggggeeee at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (K5Rdg)

323 What the f is he babbling about?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (aLzBS)

324 "He's going to end [list of Federal departments]. We've never been here before."

-

You can quit selling Trump.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (uKQ6k)

325 Hannibal Lecter is back and well......

I broke my foot dead lifting 5,000 lbs the other day says Biden...

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (Wb+1f)

326 It was a good call by Bidens staff. Biden was in Senate Foreign Affairs committee for decades and was Chair for awhile. He didn't have to study up or memorize a lot of facts, he is just repeating phrases from his time on the committee. I mean he's been dead wrong about international issues, but this is probably way easier than a debate covering a lot of ground. Hopefully enough to keep him in, only political types will be watching this.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (1KCcl)

327 What is he talking about?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (dg+HA)

328 If this had ended thirty minutes ago it would have helped. He's toast now.

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (q177U)

329 >>on the level of Bismarck.

Ersatz Jim Mora: Bismarck? BISMARCK!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (XV/Pl)

330 YOU THINK YOUR DEMOCRACY IS

look
Anyway
One
And two
My foot is numb

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (/7KEl)

331 How did we get to Korea from neurology test?

Posted by: Splunge at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (hmKaK)

332 Japan and Korea back together again? I'm listening

Posted by: Emperor Hirohito at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (gKWVE)

333 His eyes have gone black.

Posted by: Just Now at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (qUkBO)

334 I, uh, did not know the brain-bone is connected to the foot bone.

But I guess if feet good, brain gooder.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (fL5am)

335 This is the most wild thing I have ever seen, a sitting president, demented out of his mind on live television and the leftist retards will lie, cheat and steal, as well as the alphabet soup of agencies, do anything to make sure their side wins. they will prop up this absolute walking cadaver that is weekend at Bernieing his way through the presidency. Wild wild stuff.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (8mC+I)
_______________

I watched "Network" last night. Very topical.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (YqDXo)

336 >>> 297 Somene has paid off his aides to keep him up there.
Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 08:19 PM (llS7k)

*cackles*

Posted by: Hillary! at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (VavZF)

337 by the way...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (dg+HA)

338 I brought Korean and Japan together again.

Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (LrEPG)

339 321 Pre presser 50-30 Kumala winning.

Now 40-40

Betting markets like what they saw from Joe.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (t56FM)

It's just because Kamala is so bad

Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (IyPmt)

340 Whoa...slurring...

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (jvJvP)

341 So Biden was safely in the house and he decided to go back on the front porch in his boxers and wife beater and start screaming at the sky demons?

So close

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (Ud7de)

342 He had 2 aneurysms. He should be seeing a neurologist.

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (p4NUW)

343 @230: "Control guns, not girls!"

~4700 juvenile gun deaths in 2021, but that includes teenagers, so not just kids. ~625k abortions in the same timeframe. So, umm, differs by two orders of magnitude plus change.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (LJlnI)

344 His cognitive exam showed a problem with his left foot. OK, putz.
-

Wait, what!

He really did start old-man talking about his ailments?!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (uKQ6k)

345 Whisper Jow: "We're sitting around, this is where Kamala is so good as well, we're sitting around...
Shouty Joe: "MORE CHILDREN"

Fact check: The leading cause of child mortality in the United States is unintentional injuries, often referred to as accidents. These injuries include motor vehicle crashes, drowning, poisoning, falls, and burns. Motor vehicle crashes are the most common cause of death among children in this category. Other significant causes of child mortality include congenital anomalies, homicide, cancer, and respiratory conditions. Efforts to reduce child mortality focus on injury prevention, healthcare access, and addressing social determinants of health.

Posted by: Xander Crews at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (rEmVK)

346 Hennda hezna hezzzna thing

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (O7YUW)

347 Henehenhenenathing

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (rjJqk)

348 Coke only lasts 20 minutes. Then the fizz is out of it.
Ask me how I know.

Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (bzJoC)

349 Focus group answer: I am tested every day. This is thing is headed into Caine Mutiny meltdown land. Please let this go on and on and on.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (RUmyk)

350 >>> Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (hZc6Q)

{{{Pug}}}

Hope you can make it to TX this year.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (VavZF)

351 So what are Democrats going to do- blame his policies on his mental state? I’m just asking because it’s become too much about this retard and not how Democrats have destroyed the country.

Posted by: Truthbomb at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (dhhKu)

352 Please please please show your operation scars.

Posted by: Splunge at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (hmKaK)

353 Japan and Korea back together again? I'm listening
______________

And getting the Beatles back together again!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (YqDXo)

354 almost inchoerent

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:22 PM (dg+HA)

355 Every day he's surrounded by doctors? That's the mark of a healthy man.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 08:22 PM (vCVcZ)

356 He's just rambling.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2024 08:22 PM (xCA6C)

357 Shuffle off to Buffalo should be he's exit song.
Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (llS7k)

Fuq that … I don’t want him anywhere near WNY

Posted by: browndog shakes his head at July 11, 2024 08:22 PM (TTAGa)

358 I think he said the sheriff is near.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2024 08:22 PM (u73oe)

359 Ramblin' Joe

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 08:22 PM (c4NPH)

360 I wish he'd fart really loudly, say "I meant to tell you to pull my finger" and stagger over the edge of the stage.

Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 08:22 PM (IcuR4)

361 THIS GUY'S BRAIN IS GONE WITH THE WIND..........

Panic Mode is a MAX Level .....................

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 11, 2024 08:22 PM (Wb+1f)

362 348 Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (bzJoC)

Not if you use the powder base....

then you fizz all night long....

//Hunter Biden-Chief of Staff

Posted by: sven at July 11, 2024 08:22 PM (X0I7i)

363 346 Hennda hezna hezzzna thing
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant

347 Henehenhenenathing
Posted by: electronic means

"Do you think I should have a neurological exam again?"

Sometimes the questions answer themselves, four or five lines before.

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 08:22 PM (DgGvY)

364 "Control guns, not girls!"

--

So black people, then.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 08:22 PM (uKQ6k)

365 They're going to have to pull him off that stage now.

Posted by: Just reporting at July 11, 2024 08:22 PM (scll+)

366 @358: DING!!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:22 PM (O7YUW)

367 If he had quit 20-30 minutes ago, he might well have helped himself. He didn't, and he hasn't.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2024 08:22 PM (xCA6C)

368 By the way
I have good docs
YOU THINK YOU HAVE MORE DOCS THAN ME?

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 08:22 PM (/7KEl)

369 The delegates are free to do what they want??

Posted by: Splunge at July 11, 2024 08:22 PM (hmKaK)

370 Focus group answer: I am tested every day. This is thing is headed into Caine Mutiny meltdown land. Please let this go on and on and on.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (RUmyk)
_________________

It puts me in mind of "The Caine Mutiny" trial.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 08:22 PM (YqDXo)

371 Whisper DRINK!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (aLzBS)

372 I admit I was more inclined to think Biden should probably step down after the debate, but this looks like the Biden we’ve known. Holy cow the difference between now and the debate is night and day, at least so far.

It’s going to be hard to spin this into shit. He not tired. He could go on. He's taking two more questions! If you're not watching, you're missing out. Dude putting on a master class of foreign policy!

He is really showing the complexity of dealing with things like Israel/Palestine. It's way over my head!

Masterful! Now he's getting some questions of substance instead of the petty gossip crap coming up earlier. Joe is outclassing the press.

He has his idiosyncrasies, like we all do! Trump could never speak about complex matters like this. He'd be talking to Hannibal Lechter about sharks and batteries.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (ycI94)

373 Making sh!t up isn’t the same thing as lying!

Posted by: Morning Blow at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (2nlEB)

374 If the guys i pay a lot of money tell me to take a test, I'll do it.

Whew.

That's a reassurance.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (fL5am)

375 whisper...creepy!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (dg+HA)

376
Tomorrow's word will be: allay

Posted by: the Deep State at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (dm56X)

377 I still think Joe is holding his own.

It's not like he was the most articulate person before.

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (jvJvP)

378 Whispering. Drink!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (YqDXo)

379 Did he just accidentally release his bound delegates?

Posted by: Splunge at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (hmKaK)

380 I am not opposed to another neurological exam sounds like Nixon stonewalling on the tapes.

This is a scripted shit for brains press conference.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (RUmyk)

381 They’re going with Joe. Unless he expires.

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (rjJqk)

382 Oh, this gal read her scripted question and then put some mustard on it with the question about the delegates.

Posted by: Xander Crews at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (rEmVK)

383 I think he said the sheriff is near.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2024 08:22 PM (u73oe)
----------

I think that's the Secret Service code name for the grim reaper.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (bS+DD)

384 Did he just release his dnc delegates from voting for him?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (QNSds)

385 I actually think this presses helps him with voters his age and older. Everyone younger would remain very, very concerned.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (TaHi/)

386 He's getting EVEN WORSE

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (q177U)

387 384 Did he just release his dnc delegates from voting for him?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (QNSds

Oh boy

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (Ud7de)

388 What about your GAAAAAAFFES

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (lX8VI)

389 I bet Hunter just did another line of coke watching this.

Posted by: Truthbomb at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (dhhKu)

390
As in, biden maanged to allay supporters' concerns.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 08:24 PM (dm56X)

391 Look at his eyes. *shudder*

Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 08:24 PM (IcuR4)

392 The voters his age and over have already gone to bed....

Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2024 08:24 PM (HJ9BW)

393 WAS HE EVER IN THE SENATE?

I'M NOT SURE

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 08:24 PM (/7KEl)

394 GET OFF MY LAWN!

Posted by: Roberto at July 11, 2024 08:24 PM (lWnBr)

395 Oh hell no, deleware was never a red state unless he is talking about 1860.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 08:24 PM (QNSds)

396 Go Joke, I look forward to seeing your ass being beat like a rented mule

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 08:24 PM (5MvGY)

397 Run away, run away!

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 11, 2024 08:24 PM (qZdIZ)

398 Journos are experts? 😂😂🥲🥲🥲

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 08:24 PM (t56FM)

399 Poll denialism!

Posted by: mugiwara at July 11, 2024 08:24 PM (yl7sY)

400
Maybe the second debate will be the big come back for Joe.
If if their is one.

Posted by: Potato Of The United States at July 11, 2024 08:24 PM (OgWfa)

401 The delegates are free to do what they want??
-

Oh Joe.

Jill is going to be FURIOUS.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 08:24 PM (uKQ6k)

402 Hazel reruns start in six minutes.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:24 PM (dg+HA)

403 Come on Joe, tell us about the giraffes again.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 08:24 PM (RUmyk)

404 Anyway, by the way, well, look . . .

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 08:24 PM (14URa)

405 Polls are not accurate.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 08:24 PM (oe5jS)

406 388 What about your GAAAAAAFFES
Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (lX8VI

I never wanted to punch a face more than when that was shouted.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:24 PM (Ud7de)

407 If he had quit 20-30 minutes ago, he might well have helped himself. He didn't, and he hasn't.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2024 08:22 PM (xCA6C)
________________

Agreed. The drugs are wearing off. He should've wrapped it 20 minutes ago.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 08:24 PM (YqDXo)

408 Gunter Gleiben Glauchen Globen

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 11, 2024 08:24 PM (Wb+1f)

409 It’s going to be hard to spin this into shit. He not tired. He could go on. He's taking two more questions!
----------------

LMAO

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 08:24 PM (lX8VI)

410 Once a Democrat says "polls are sometimes wrong" is TOAST TOAST TOAST

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 11, 2024 08:25 PM (lcyZw)

411 the reason we're having this conversation now, Joe, is because you are a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 08:25 PM (gKWVE)

412
Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

JFC, what on Earth are they huffing?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2024 08:25 PM (xG4kz)

413 >>> 372
==
He is really showing the complexity of dealing with things like Israel/Palestine. It's way over my head!
==
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (ycI94)

This explains so much...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 08:25 PM (VavZF)

414 Okay, you had a debate but you also say the campaign season hasn’t even started yet?

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:25 PM (rjJqk)

415 Ask him about golf!

Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 08:25 PM (bzJoC)

416 Did he just release his dnc delegates from voting for him?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (QNSds

Oh boy

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM

He just literally made a public statement that his delegates are free to vote for whoever they want to vote for.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 08:25 PM (QNSds)

417 He's getting EVEN WORSE

-

And Trump didn't even make him do this.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 08:25 PM (uKQ6k)

418 Is he at least wearing an onion on his belt?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2024 08:25 PM (u73oe)

419 "The unlikely voters vote [poll]"

I've not seen that poll. Is Dave in Fla around to help?

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 08:25 PM (DgGvY)

420 Polls are not accurate.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 08:24 PM (oe5jS)

Neither is the vote

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 08:25 PM (lX8VI)

421 Joe's train of thought de-railed over an hour ago.

Now that train is racing down hill into a deep lake

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 08:25 PM (5fDan)

422 Poles are not accurate. Does the President of Poland know this.....

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 11, 2024 08:25 PM (Wb+1f)

423 He'll ramble another two minutes and ring the one hour bell on the way out.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 11, 2024 08:25 PM (LJlnI)

424 Not doing badly enough to be ousted. The Dems are shitting their pants.

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2024 08:25 PM (SYTee)

425 1. Putin is President of Ukraine

2. Trump is Biden's Vice-President.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 08:25 PM (3ImbR)

426 377 Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (jvJvP)

The democrat party operates on a few timeless hypotheses ....

1) adding an ever-increasing bureaucracy increases profitability

and

2) cerebral crises like strokes and aneurysms make you sharper and a better leader.

Posted by: sven at July 11, 2024 08:25 PM (X0I7i)

427 He just literally made a public statement that his delegates are free to vote for whoever they want to vote for.

-

I said don't hold me to this!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 08:25 PM (uKQ6k)

428 I remember reading Dante: to pity those who God has damned is to question God’s justice.

This press conference reminds me of that quote. No reason.

Posted by: Jmel at July 11, 2024 08:25 PM (bVhJi)

429 >>>He is really showing the complexity of dealing with things like Israel/Palestine. It's way over my head!

Outwitted by a literal dementia patient

Posted by: DJ at July 11, 2024 08:25 PM (uosPt)

430 WHISPER

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:25 PM (rjJqk)

431 GROSS! Those whispers!!!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:25 PM (dg+HA)

432 "Trump should probably drop out before He gets his ass kicked in another election."

-- a DU thread starter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (2ZFHC)

433 All Trump has to do is stand and ask how any political party would engage in such treachery that is going on right now.

ALL of this is orchestrated by the left

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (XLfSN)

434 So he'd quit if he thought he'd lose? That was an astonishing admission.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (8mC+I)

435 Cafe, cafe! ❤

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (NFX2v)

436 Suddenly, Chaos!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (O7YUW)

437 Whisper and grab. Run!

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (p4NUW)

438 There are other people that can beat Trump! Not according to the polls, And closes with a whisper.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (qZdIZ)

439 The live Joe events will now occur at seven to ten day intervals, interspersed with short scripted appearances at ice cream parlors.

There will be no golf match.

There will be no second debate.

They're gonna try a second from-the-basement run. And the press will shut up and go along.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (NXnx4)

440 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

NO ONE is saying he can't win!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (OX9vb)

441 look
Anyway
One
And two
My foot is numb
Posted by: Don Black

Wow. Amazing. Deep reference from Dr. Suess. Joe has always been a reader.

Posted by: The Press at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (ycI94)

442 I can't stand the whispering

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (fwDg9)

443 Another softball question.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (YqDXo)

444 He decided to finish with the whisper.

Unbelievable.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (Xi1yP)

445 Not a very crisp ending.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (dg+HA)

446 No more questions I have to feed Pup Pup Now.......

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (Wb+1f)

447 Oh, VP Trump.

Thank you. Goodbye!

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (jvJvP)

448
MANDELBIDEN
MANDELBIDEN
MANDELBIDEN

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (/7KEl)

449 He is really showing the complexity of dealing with things like Israel/Palestine. It's way over my head!
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You're posting at the DU. Putting pants on one leg at a time is way over your head.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (BpYfr)

450 the reason we're having this conversation now, Joe, is because you are a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 08:25 PM (gKWVE
****
This isn't supposed to be about me.

Posted by: The Lightworker at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (bzJoC)

451 This explains so much...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 08:25 PM (VavZF)

=====

It sure does.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (16NmB)

452 Not sure who the Devil is riding harder. Him or Jill.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (Ud7de)

453 Creepy whisper to finish.

Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (IcuR4)

454 >>Whoa!! Bad-ass Joe!!!!!!!

lol. I am reassured by his anger. He yelled about guns therefore he is in full possession of his faculties.

Posted by: ace, a completely undecided voter with no bias for or against Biden at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (KRtlO)

455 I wonder if the Left is still wondering why Trump has been so silent? 😂😂

Posted by: Azathoth at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (wb1YC)

456
He just literally made a public statement that his delegates are free to vote for whoever they want to vote for.

Which is true, but not anonymously, which is what some delegates had just requested.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (dm56X)

457 Somebody tell Joe that Ashley is in the shower so he gets off the podium.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (51G5w)

458 'The campaign hasn't started yet' so this ISN'T a campaign speech after all?

What an ineffable bunch of bullshit.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (hKoQL)

459 The folks at DU are taking medical grade copium

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 11, 2024 08:27 PM (HU4DS)

460 Coke only lasts 20 minutes. Then the fizz is out of it.
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: torabora

Have they tried time release capsules. Perhaps in suppository form?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 11, 2024 08:27 PM (cOq4q)

461 He made it to 60 minutes including bloviating speech

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:27 PM (rjJqk)

462 Ryan Saavedra
@RealSaavedra
WOW. Biden says he has no problem if his committed delegates decide they want to vote for someone else to be the party's nominee
5:24 PM · Jul 11, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 08:27 PM (9aVck)

463 >>> 425 1. Putin is President of Ukraine

2. Trump is Biden's Vice-President.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 08:25 PM (3ImbR)

Where's the meme of Putin calling Trump saying, 'bro, you watching this?!'

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 08:27 PM (VavZF)

464 omg the Joker Whisper is creepy as fuck

Posted by: ace, a completely undecided voter with no bias for or against Biden at July 11, 2024 08:27 PM (KRtlO)

465 "LISTEN TO HIM"

LOL!!!!

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 11, 2024 08:27 PM (muwun)

466 You'd think his handlers would tell him to knock off the whispering.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 08:27 PM (YqDXo)

467 Whispering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 08:27 PM (uKQ6k)

468 Electronic means above hit it.
Every Joe appearance should be accompanied by the Allman Brothers Rambling Man.

Posted by: Bob Dwyer at July 11, 2024 08:27 PM (4780s)

469 Did you do a whole press conference without Doctor Jill? Who's a Big Boy? You answered every question! Wow!

Posted by: Splunge at July 11, 2024 08:27 PM (hmKaK)

470 He finished by telling people to listen to Trump who described Biden as old…

Epic ending

Posted by: Ann at July 11, 2024 08:27 PM (4neFu)

471 Just ignored Peter Doocy's question about Vice President Trump.

Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 08:27 PM (IcuR4)

472 Joke just pissed on every Dem that called for his ouster. Go Joke.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 08:27 PM (5MvGY)

473 Hey, Jane.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2024 08:27 PM (fV+MH)

474 And the press is rubbing one out

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 08:27 PM (aLzBS)

475 I have to end this Question and Answer period because I just Shit My Pants........

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2024 08:27 PM (Wb+1f)

476
60 Minutes! Standing, you guys!

biden is back, jack!

I guess it WAS just a cold, after all!

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 08:27 PM (dm56X)

477 You'd think his handlers would tell him to knock off the whispering.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I'm sure they do. I'm sure he doesn't remember.

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 08:28 PM (DgGvY)

478 Finishes STRONK! with a Whisper
LOLOLOL
This guy is so perfect for the Regime

Posted by: Ex GOP at July 11, 2024 08:28 PM (GpUII)

479 Mommy's big boy answered all the questions! Yes he did!

Posted by: Jill Biden at July 11, 2024 08:28 PM (xPl2J)

480 Listen to Trump? Ok then.

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 08:28 PM (q177U)

481 Mr. Biden, President Trump was impeached in 2019 for investigating his presidential opponent, which was you. You were not the nominee until 2020. Can you explain the mechanics of that, please?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM (uKQ6k)

It all started when I was explaining this E = LZdfgnf thing to Einstein and we had to start working on a cure for the Black Death - I'm gonna get in trouble for saying that - anyway, they asked me to join the PGA tour but I said I had to save Narnia. -- Joe

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 11, 2024 08:28 PM (T7iTv)

482 Joe was so good he shit *my* pants!!!!

Posted by: ace, a completely undecided voter with no bias for or against Biden at July 11, 2024 08:28 PM (KRtlO)

483 That was surreal

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 08:28 PM (/7KEl)

484 Trump just got a second case of flex seal for his mouth

Posted by: Roberto at July 11, 2024 08:28 PM (lWnBr)

485 Doctor Jill is in the back doing tequila shots.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 11, 2024 08:28 PM (51G5w)

486 Are we all not going to marvel at Joe's ability to walk off stage himself?

Man, what do you people want? He walked off hinself!!

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 08:28 PM (jvJvP)

487 Welp. We're in great hands.

Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 08:28 PM (IcuR4)

488 I’m convinced . . .

he needs to go to bed.

Posted by: Unkaren at July 11, 2024 08:28 PM (2nlEB)

489
This was not the show.

The SHOW will be watching the Fake News contort their spineless bodies to the new, new Narrative.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 08:28 PM (dm56X)

490 Joe: Trump is winning in the polls of unlikely voters.

Posted by: the dandy at July 11, 2024 08:28 PM (L+5ng)

491 That was the goodest!

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 08:28 PM (14URa)

492 Is Jill taking him to Waffle House now?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:29 PM (dg+HA)

493 >>> 486 Are we all not going to marvel at Joe's ability to walk off stage himself?

Man, what do you people want? He walked off hinself!!
Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 08:28 PM (jvJvP)

I take it there were no stairs?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 08:29 PM (VavZF)

494 I would love if the press just started shouting WHAT ABOUT YOUR GAFFES! at Biden at every event now

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 11, 2024 08:29 PM (lcyZw)

495 Okay, so Joe is awesome.

Now explain the debate.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 08:29 PM (uKQ6k)

496 >>>60 Minutes! Standing, you guys!
biden is back, jack!
I guess it WAS just a cold, after all!

I am reassured by his ability to stand for such a long time!!!

Posted by: ace, a completely undecided voter with no bias for or against Biden at July 11, 2024 08:29 PM (KRtlO)

497 NO ONE is saying he can't win!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

So....he watches morning Joe and reads DU?

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 11, 2024 08:29 PM (ycI94)

498 I want my...
I Want my...

I want my Cafe!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:29 PM (Ud7de)

499 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

NO ONE is saying he can't win!

I mean, one usually expects that from the other side. It's unusual when most of the people saying it are on YOUR side.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2024 08:29 PM (xCA6C)

500 Now explain the debate.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 08:29 PM (uKQ6k)

=====

He was jetlagged and had a cold. Sheesh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 08:29 PM (16NmB)

501 This is presser many not have been an extinction level event but it was a pretty good approximation of one. This did nothing to derail the impression that he is blathering idiot that needs to be taken to a park bench and abandoned. This was one hour of near near incoherent rambling.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 08:30 PM (RUmyk)

502 He made it around the lectern in under 30 seconds!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 08:30 PM (uKQ6k)

503 >>>Man, what do you people want? He walked off hinself!!
Posted by: Stateless

FOUR MORE YEARS!
FOUR MORE YEARS!
FOUR MORE YEARS!
FOUR MORE YEARS!
FOUR MORE YEARS!

Posted by: ace, a completely undecided voter with no bias for or against Biden at July 11, 2024 08:30 PM (KRtlO)

504 CBS: Yeah, Biden had gaffes, but he also showed a clear command of foreign policy and stuff.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 08:30 PM (jGGMD)

505 Jon Karl just said he did fine but it doesn't change the overall picture

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 08:30 PM (aLzBS)

506
I am reassured by his ability to stand for such a long time!!!
Posted by: ace, a completely undecided voter with no bias for or against Biden

I am reassured, also.

Posted by: totally not a bot at July 11, 2024 08:30 PM (dm56X)

507 That was a fu*king shit show.

Posted by: Dan Patterson at July 11, 2024 08:30 PM (dKnBv)

508 You have to wonder how drunk the big Dem donors are right about now.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 11, 2024 08:30 PM (wb1YC)

509 CNN...he was strong a forcefull...he bought himself some more time.

Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 08:30 PM (LrEPG)

510 Well THAT should calm everyone's nerves!

Posted by: Weasel at July 11, 2024 08:30 PM (JwHpX)

511 Did DOCTOR Jill lock Kamala in a closet somewhere?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 08:30 PM (VavZF)

512 I can actually see that 6 handicap now.

Thought it was bullshit earlier.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:30 PM (Ud7de)

513 See y'all later, horde. ❤️

Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 08:30 PM (IcuR4)

514 George Clooney is going to get a few less invites to cocktail parties for a while.

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:30 PM (rjJqk)

515 Bismarck eh? ..... tell Biden it sunk in Australia.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la Bismarck at July 11, 2024 08:30 PM (qfLjt)

516 If Joe released his delegates, then the Chicago convention is going to be on fire. Bessie O'Leary will be the real MC of the joint.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 08:30 PM (gKWVE)

517 It all started when I was explaining this E = LZdfgnf thing to Einstein and we had to start working on a cure for the Black Death - I'm gonna get in trouble for saying that - anyway, they asked me to join the PGA tour but I said I had to save Narnia. -- Joe

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 11, 2024 08:28 PM (T7iTv)
_________________

"And I'm working on getting Wakanda into NATO!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 08:30 PM (YqDXo)

518 So did he say the’n’ word?

Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2024 08:31 PM (LHPAg)

519 .

NOOD Cafe!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:31 PM (O7YUW)

520 I'd love to see a shot of the crowd to know if there was someone giving hand signals like at the debate.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 08:31 PM (uKQ6k)

521 Yes, thirty minutes too long. The last 5 minutes were a train wreck.

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 08:31 PM (q177U)

522 Joey, you answered all the questions, you are such a big boy!

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 08:31 PM (RUmyk)

523 Yup, I think this was enough to solidify the radical left.

They hold the party hostage.

And now, from here forward, every Dem candidate will get 2 questions:
1) should Joe stay?
2) Why yes, why no?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 11, 2024 08:31 PM (fL5am)

524
I too am reassured.

Posted by: Undecided Voter on the internet at July 11, 2024 08:31 PM (dm56X)

525 Joe is the bridge candidate. Tallahatchie Bridge.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (63Dwl)

And the American people are Billie Joe McAllister only we didn't jump. We were pushed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 11, 2024 08:31 PM (T7iTv)

526 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 8:24 PM
Crooked Joe has a case of Trump Derangement Syndrome!

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 08:31 PM (Jh5b+)

527 It will be graded on a curve.

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2024 08:31 PM (SYTee)

528 See y'all later, horde. ❤️
Posted by: Jane Doh

All best

Posted by: Miklos at July 11, 2024 08:31 PM (XIkHl)

529 The over/under of when we next see Joetato?

I put it at 10 days.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 11, 2024 08:31 PM (17s+e)

530 CNN...he was strong a forceful...he bought himself some more time.

Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 08:30 PM (LrEPG)
_______________

Perfect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 08:31 PM (YqDXo)

531 Sink the Bismarck!
Posted by: Remember the Maine! at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM

was the battle cry that shook the seven seas!
Posted by: zombie Johnny Horton at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM

We hit the deck a-runnin' and we spun those guns around.
We found the mighty Bismarck and then we cut her down.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2024 08:32 PM (Wnv9h)

532 Where are all the fact checkers?

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 11, 2024 08:32 PM (qZdIZ)

533 OK

tomorrow everbody does a 180 and is behind Joe 1000%

why not

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 08:32 PM (/7KEl)

534 >>> 516 If Joe released his delegates, then the Chicago convention is going to be on fire. Bessie O'Leary will be the real MC of the joint.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 08:30 PM (gKWVE)

Promises, promises. Still don't see any ash or charcoal on the Columbia campus...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 08:32 PM (VavZF)

535 Trump is always who he purports to be, it's endemic to him. The intimation or accusation he is otherwise just doesn't work.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at July 11, 2024 08:32 PM (hKoQL)

536 If they had pulled the plug early while Joe was coherent-adjacent they might have pulled a win, but the Replace Joe faction let the show run on.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 11, 2024 08:32 PM (kpS4V)

537 hahahahahahaha

https://tinyurl.com/mpds8w35

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 08:32 PM (Xi1yP)

538 78 he completed a shovel ready project (Gaza pier) ! what more do you want !

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (V13WU)

----
How do you shovel the Mediterranean?
/s

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la pala e pronta at July 11, 2024 08:32 PM (qfLjt)

539 The MNSNBC Usual Political Bozos are working hard to spin this as a stronk performance by Joe

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 08:33 PM (5fDan)

540 Drumroll please...15 Coughs!

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 08:33 PM (c4NPH)

541 I want him to continue, and he did enough to stay in tonight. I want him to get worse and worse and worse, until he comes out and just drools and shits his pants, and then I still want him to continue.

I want them to have to wheel him out on a hand truck and work his mouth like a hand puppet. Yeah, thats what I want.

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at July 11, 2024 08:33 PM (no58w)

542 You have to wonder how drunk the big Dem donors are right about now.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 11, 2024 08:30 PM (wb1YC)
_____________

NOW what to do? Donate the debate Joe, or "press conference" Joe?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 08:33 PM (YqDXo)

543 So all those stories in the regime media about highly scripted cabinet meetings and so forth were just disinformation, right? Must be the vast right wing press at it again.

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:33 PM (rjJqk)

544 tomorrow everbody does a 180 and is behind Joe 1000%

why not
Posted by: Don Black

no doughnuts please

That is a CRIME

Posted by: ghey pride assfalt flags at July 11, 2024 08:33 PM (XIkHl)

545 They're "unlikely" because their ballots will be discarded.

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 08:33 PM (lX8VI)

546 hahahahahahaha

https://tinyurl.com/mpds8w35
Posted by: JackStraw

--

Oh man, watch it without sound the first time.

You can see the moment.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 08:34 PM (uKQ6k)

547 Joe Scarborough is tumescent right now.

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:34 PM (rjJqk)

548 > Was that Perini Scleroso that asked the last question? She's the only illegal alien I ever liked.
> Posted by: Guy Caballero, SCTV at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (V5BDR)

Didja ever notice you never see her and Mrs. Prickley in the same room together?

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at July 11, 2024 08:34 PM (oKx49)

549 His eyes have gone black.
Posted by: Just Now at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (qUkBO)

What, like the bad guys in The X-Files?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 11, 2024 08:34 PM (hZc6Q)

550 That's priceless JackStraw.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 08:35 PM (c4NPH)

551 Rachel Madow has a look on her face making her resemble an old man listening to his doctor telling him to change his entire lifestyle or else.

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 08:35 PM (5fDan)

552 Joe Scarborough is tumescent right now.

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:34 PM (rjJqk)
_______________

Brace yourself, Mika!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 08:35 PM (YqDXo)

553 2 or 3 questions about Kamala's viability to run the country.

She's been employing her "oral" talents in overdrive mode.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 11, 2024 08:35 PM (janLY)

554 Neur-neur-neurlogical.

Posted by: My Left Foot at July 11, 2024 08:35 PM (2nlEB)

555 MANDELBIDEN
MANDELBIDEN
MANDELBIDEN
Posted by: Don Black

----
LOL'd

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2024 08:35 PM (XeU6L)

556 Lindsey just said he is writing to formally ask Bidens MD to perform a neurological exam and cognitive test on him asap since Joe says he will if the doctor orders it.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 08:36 PM (oe5jS)

557 >>Oh man, watch it without sound the first time.

>>You can see the moment.

Blinken flinched.

hahahaha

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 08:36 PM (Xi1yP)

558 You've got to post that in the Cafe, JackStraw. That's threadworthy alone.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 08:37 PM (uKQ6k)

559 I think it's important that the voters got hear about Finland.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:38 PM (dg+HA)

560 Wow

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 11, 2024 08:39 PM (lTGtQ)

561 Hey, Jane

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 11, 2024 08:40 PM (lTGtQ)

562 Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 08:32 PM (Xi1yP)

That's good

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 08:40 PM (lX8VI)

563 "So there's something wrong with my foot?"

"No, jackass, I said you have one foot in the grave."

"But it feels fine."

"Get the fuck out of my office."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 08:40 PM (BAEGB)

564 Where are all the fact checkers?
Posted by: Gmac

No doubt disregarding Winston Wolf's advice, since Mudpant-Diddlefingers didn't stroke out...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 11, 2024 08:40 PM (RzJC/)

565 I watched "Network" last night. Very topical.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 08:21 PM (YqDXo)

I was thinking 'Network', too. What we're seeing play out in real-time is so fantastically surreal it would never sell as fiction.

Posted by: troyriser at July 11, 2024 08:41 PM (Vvljl)

566 So, assuming shitpants really did just say Trump instead of Harris... does that me he just flat out said (or tried to say) that he didn't pick her and he thinks she's unqualified to be president?

Or is it more likely he thought Trump was installed as his vice president against his wishes, and he thinks Donald Trump is a woman?

That's not even a rhetorical question...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 08:43 PM (BAEGB)

567 I agree with the "NYT vultures" comment.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (YqDXo)

No, vultures are a noble and useful part of the cycle of life.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 08:44 PM (eoQWY)

568 Joe briefly pulled ahead in the betting markets about 45 minutes in, was about even at the end, but now is down to Harris 50/39.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 11, 2024 08:45 PM (Dm8we)

569 I just don't see how anyone can think that this shitshow signified any sort of redemption for FJB. I guess it's just me...
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 11, 2024 08:16 PM (mH6SG)

The question is can the Dems get a groundswell of furor enough to get Biden to quit so that the ballot box stuffers don't walk out. An actual coup might leave millions at home on vote day that can't be hidden.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 08:47 PM (eoQWY)

570 MSNBC sings the praises to Joek.

"A masterclass"

SMH

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 11, 2024 08:49 PM (MkuC5)

571 > I wish he'd fart really loudly, say "I meant to tell you to pull my finger" and stagger over the edge of the stage.
> Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 08:22 PM (IcuR4)

LOL, literally. I don't usually visualize fiction too vividly, but one day when I'm in Joe's condition I'll swear I saw that happen.

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at July 11, 2024 08:50 PM (oKx49)

572 Foster Brooks' ghost tips his hat. Respect.

Posted by: mc at July 11, 2024 08:53 PM (TaHV5)

573 MSNBC sings the praises to Joek.

"A masterclass"

SMH
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 11, 2024 08:49 PM (MkuC5)

you know the actual origin of masterpiece is that it is the first thing you did that the master could bear to show to anyone and boot you out of his workshop.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 08:55 PM (eoQWY)

574 Or is it more likely he thought Trump was installed as his vice president against his wishes, and he thinks Donald Trump is a woman?

That's not even a rhetorical question...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 08:43 PM (BAEGB)

So that makes Trump a loud black lesbian? Hell he will win the election AND be starring in everything Disney makes from now on.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 08:56 PM (eoQWY)

575 85
'Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions '

Good. Stay deluded, you puerile twats.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 11, 2024 08:57 PM (3wi/L)

576 And of this, what shall we make? For it is, in the end, for us to render a verdict on this seance, in which a man attempts and fails to summon a flash of intelligence, a spark of common sense, a flicker of something that is not a rambling disquisition upon confused and poorly understood premises. Whisper upon whisper appall and sicken us; we are all not unlike twelve-year-old girls who know instinctively to move away from the President's insistent sniffing.

The Universe is unmoved by a geriatric foray fueled by industrial strength pharmaceuticals, and only a hollowness remains, along with more than a hint of mephitic vapors that adult pull-ups can never fully disguise. Sometimes, when I am pondering which film score is the most bitching riff for my latest cinematic endeavor or beating Quentin Tarantino with a cricket bat and forcing him to kneel at the grace of Fritz Lang (Quentin knows what he did, save your pity), I find myself wondering what Infernal intervention allowed the career of this Delaware scrunt in the first instance. Is it to instruct us in the fear and loathing that is existence, or merely a cosmic whoopie cushion in which we all are shamed?

Posted by: Werner Herzog Press Conference Commentary at July 11, 2024 09:13 PM (tmPIh)

577 Posted by: Werner Herzog Press Conference Commentary at July 11, 2024 09:13 PM (tmPIh)

This is why I come here.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 11, 2024 09:38 PM (wD8nw)

578 What the heck is going on here. There's no way this is real.

Posted by: Rod Serling at July 11, 2024 09:39 PM (H0YeO)

579 312 Just dropping in now

Has tits McCain shown us her tits yet?

Haven't seen a pic of her for years, but I doubt we would want to by this point

Posted by: Guy with minimal standards, but some at July 11, 2024 09:55 PM (3/XaG)

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