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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | The "Big Boy" "Press Conference" Begins With a Teleprompter SpeechA friend, @NiceDeb, figures that Biden attempted to get his usual shills to ask him pre-scripted questions, but they refused, not out of ethical duty but because they know the whole Media Hivemind is now against Middle Class Joe. So they're now stuck -- they either cancel, or go out there without pre-scripted questions. And they're trying to figure out which is worse.Mychael SchnellPelosi reportedly told House members to dump Biden, assuming their constituents wanted that. She just asked them to wait to make that statement until the NATO conference ended, which it just did, a few hours ago. Some blonde reporter says that she knows Democrat lawmakers who already have their press statements demanding Biden's withdrawal from the race, and those statements will go out tonight or tomorrow no matter what happens at this Big Boy farce. ABC "News" is absolutely all-in on booting Biden from the ticket. They keep suggesting that Biden's withdrawal from the race is "inevitable." Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
If he blows this off it's over for biden.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:18 PM (QNSds) 2
Oh and first.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:18 PM (QNSds) 3
Sorry I’m late
Posted by: Euro at July 11, 2024 07:18 PM (LxqBJ) 4
Late to his funeral
Posted by: Ann at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (4neFu) 5
What a farce!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (hOUT3) 6
the plot thikkkins!
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (V13WU) 7
you people are en fuego!!!!!
Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (fV+MH) Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (+oR7L) Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (dm56X) Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (uxCna) 11
no-noodin' bastahd
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (DTX3h) 12
Dude's going to shit his pants while calling out to all his ninja friends.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (IG4Id) 13
So he's actually a no show ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (IyPmt) Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (OX9vb) 15
Pet Cafe would be funner….
Posted by: tubal at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (PCK5/) 16
Nailed it!
Placing my bet on which happens first: [_] Biden starts the press conference [X] Ace starts a new thread for the press conference Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:16 PM (DgGvY) Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (DgGvY) 17
He's waiting for word of Steiner.
Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (SYTee) 18
@11: Ace himself nooded. You couldn't ask for better.
Posted by: The Great Prophet Zarquon at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (O7YUW) 19
My money is on they over drugged him during pre for the big boy press conference and he is incoherent even to his staff.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (QNSds) 20
Everything is a psy op, even the things where we "officially" find out things are a psy op.
Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (lX8VI) 21
the most important moment of Biden’s presidency.
Some presidents have pearl harbor Joe gets a press conference to show proof of life. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (evvc2) 22
How hard is it to get a crack pipe and a crack ho in jail?
Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (Y8lzz) 23
You know they cannot let Biden go unscripted in front of the wolves. They will have to pull the plug live on TV.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (Ud7de) 24
The NATO allies there waiting for him have got to be getting pissed. This is a security and logistical klusterfu*k. Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (+oR7L) 25
40min to joes bedtime
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (MGB5H) 26
so now we're listening to a Merrie Melodies soundtrack?
Posted by: gKWVE would ask - at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (LJlnI) 28
Interesting strategery.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (y31cs) Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (dm56X) 30
"So they're now stuck -- they either cancel, or go out there without pre-scripted questions. And they're trying to figure out which is worse."
All of these conundrums and dilemmas are causing great discomfort to my enemies. Which is nice. Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (fV+MH) 31
Cabinet embers have been seated. Thing is happening soon.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (TaHi/) 32
He's probably on the phone with Putin. Can't be helped, he runs the world, ya know.
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (14URa) 33
Stay strong, Joe!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (uxCna) 34
It's already an epic shitshow.
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (c4NPH) Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (Ud7de) 36
The President is missing!
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (/7KEl) 37
This is so epic
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (U8kCF) Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (dm56X) 39
What a s*** show.
Posted by: Allen at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (tSsdA) 40
GIVE ME A DAMN MINUTE, I'M WATCHING MATLOCK!!!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (2UnvF) 41
1. You reckon Peter Doocy will be allowed a question?
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (dm56X) I'm doubting that.. he will probably only take Foreign press questions Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (IyPmt) Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (aRliW) 43
Please boot the asshole from your precious little Ticket while leaving him in office.... holy shit, please.
They'll have to make Puerto Rico and American Samoa States just to keep it from being a 50 state unanimous EC victory. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (BAEGB) 44
18 @11: Ace himself nooded. You couldn't ask for better.
Posted by: The Great Prophet Zarquon at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (O7YUW) 27 @11: "no-noodin' bastahd" Ace himself rang the nood bell. Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (LJlnI) I know. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (DTX3h) 45
1. You reckon Peter Doocy will be allowed a question?
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (dm56X) Joe can you actually do push ups like you say ? Posted by: Pokerhuntus at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (NtVYv) 46
Oy, biden's taking the piss Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (dm56X) 47
Harris has already placed an order with Hunter Douglas.
Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (rjJqk) Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (t/2Uw) Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (uxCna) 50
He can't find the keys to his Corvette.
Posted by: dantesed at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (Oy/m2) 51
Alleged Presidentish having an alleged press conference at an alleged time.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (dg+HA) 52
The senate are all getting their daggers ready to walk up behind Julius Biden. Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (+oR7L) 53
Crap. We were going to hit 1000 on the other thread...
Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (jvJvP) 54
So they're now stuck -- they either cancel, or go out there without pre-scripted questions. And they're trying to figure out which is worse.
---- There was never going to be an upside to this. We know he's deteriorating. The media shills have known about his deterioration for some time. World leaders have seen it firsthand. Now it's out there for all the world to see. FJB is DONE. He just hasn't reached the final stage of grief yet: Acceptance. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (BpYfr) 55
Don't worry Hunter, you can just identify as a woman. You know, like when you had that dildo up your keister in the Hustler Club.
In fact you don't even need to go to a womens' hoosegow for that. Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (gKWVE) 56
Ace himself nooded. You couldn't ask for better.
Posted by: The Great Prophet Zarquon at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM In North America! Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (NY/UO) 57
The suspense is killing me.
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 07:23 PM (bS+DD) 58
I'm doubting that.. he will probably only take Foreign press questions
Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (IyPmt) Simon Ateba would be acceptable Posted by: Pokerhuntus at July 11, 2024 07:23 PM (NtVYv) 59
I'll bet Biden is scared. I kinda doubt he knows what's going on.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 07:23 PM (Ud7de) 60
Welcome to my press conference. Pause for applause. And now to the questions. Ms Alciendor pause thank you mr president I just want to as-- oh, they are telling me to stop talking.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2024 07:23 PM (evvc2) 61
Press Conference Prep Meeting Adviser: Ok here we go. First of all, remember... you're the president. Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:23 PM (lX8VI) 62
Warai: PR is too based Latino to vote for Biden.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:23 PM (gKWVE) 63
Simon Ateba would be acceptable
Posted by: Pokerhuntus at July 11, 2024 07:23 PM (NtVYv Preferable actually) Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 07:23 PM (IyPmt) 64
He's busy finishing the pardon list which will be read live on air before he turns and walks towards a window, and then the Easter bunny will direct him out of the room
Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at July 11, 2024 07:23 PM (O5FBL) 65
He's not capable of standing trial and he's not capable of holding a press conference.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:23 PM (dg+HA) 66
Please boot the asshole from your precious little Ticket while leaving him in office.... holy shit, please.
They'll have to make Puerto Rico and American Samoa States just to keep it from being a 50 state unanimous EC victory. Posted by: Warai-otoko I think Mary Cloggenstein will have something to say about it! Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (c4NPH) 67
This is where Andrew Breitbart would have stepped up to the mic and started taking questions.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (wGerL) 68
White house Down! Broken Arrow! I repeat Broken arrow! Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (+oR7L) 69
Damn.
Kamala may be a terrible, terrible politician, but the media will do nothing between now and November but reemphasize how old Trump is. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (uxCna) 70
What if Kamala comes out and announces she is 25th amending him. amendmenting?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (t/2Uw) 71
Who's turn is it to change Dad's diapers!
Posted by: Night of the Hunter Biden at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (qUkBO) 72
Harris now up over Biden on predictit dot org, 60¢ to 31¢
Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (rjJqk) 73
How long before the band has to start the repertoire over for a second round? And then a third?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (OX9vb) 74
Backstage:
Try loading the speech routines again. I did! It keeps yelling "trunalimunumaprzure" and then it crashes again! Posted by: The Great Prophet Zarquon at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (O7YUW) 75
They should just play Taps and call it a lid
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (NtVYv) Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (dm56X) 77
I think we are reaching the more ridiculous bits of this multi-act production of The Aristocrats.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (XV/Pl) 78
>>> Adviser: Ok here we go. First of all, remember... you're the president.
Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:23 PM (lX8VI) You need to be more specific. President of what??? Posted by: DJ at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (uosPt) 79
Who thought he could do a press conference?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (U8kCF) 80
So after Biden is booted from the ticket, who's the first asshole to write a book talking about how they all knew this was a problem in 2020 and that's why he had lids and never left Delaware.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (Ud7de) Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (MGB5H) 82
Off HHGttG Sock
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (O7YUW) 83
Parent Company of Safeway and Kroger May Close Almost 600 Stores
- I guess food is going out of style. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (L/fGl) 84
"Doctor" Jill had to go find a clean pair of underoos for the Big Boy.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (dg+HA) 85
Kamala can smell the Presidency. Oh wait, that was the President.
Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (SYTee) 86
How many Biden body doubles you think they have on call at any given time? Don't all the regimes eventually turn to body doubles
Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (O5FBL) 87
Maybe Biden wandered off, and they're out looking for him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:16 PM (YqDXo) LOL. Maybe someone forgot to lock the doors at the WH again. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (vtRd1) 88
I think they drained the last blood out of the current crop of children they keep in the dungeon under the Whitehouse.
Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (nLFEI) 89
Honestly, at this point just replace the Icon in the top left with the flaming skull.
ALL the news for a week has been flaming skull worthy. Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (g4EQa) 90
I been around so long I remember when presidents just walked into the press room and started taking questions without a fanfare.
Posted by: huerfano at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (VGOMa) 91
I'm starting to get the feeling, like 90% odds, that they will succeed in pushing this POS out and get their do-over for a candidate. I didn't feel that way until the last 24 hours.
Posted by: Daffy Duck at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (mupln) 92
31 Cabinet embers have been seated. Thing is happening soon.
are you trying to say the cabinet is en fuego? Posted by: anachronda at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (oY6Yp) 93
I'm ready. I've seen this Quincy, M.E. before.
Posted by: TV Fax and Figgers at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (V5BDR) 94
Joe, once again, fails to meet even the low low bar everyone sets for him.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (tT6L1) 95
I wonder if what Biden has done has come crashing down upon him and he's in a corner crying and asking for Neilia.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (gKWVE) 96
This is the end for this asshole.
I'd hoped for a second coming, that could carry his ass through to a really big defeat in November, but here we are, in Romper Stomper. Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (NXnx4) 97
Cobra cobra cobra
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (U8kCF) 98
This has transpired to become a pathetically epic day for America.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (mH6SG) 99
I guess food is going out of style.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (L/fGl) People can't afford it Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (IyPmt) 100
I'm pretty sure that Joe assured the nation in 2020 that he was only a placeholder president and wouldn't run for a 2nd term. I suppose the senile pervert forgot he said that and likes having SS to bring him ice cream on demand.
Posted by: PaleRider at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (wTs+0) 101
/Looney Tunes sock
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (mupln) 102
Is that Fanfare for the First Lady they are playing on that YouTube channel ace linked in the other thread?
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (bS+DD) 103
Willowed -
Every time Joe is very late for one of his pressers and speeches I envision a scene like the corner in the ring in a fight movie. Right now Joe sitting is on a stool, a flunky fanning him with a towel, and his Chief of Staff is rubbing his shoulders and arms and saying, "You got this champ! That debate round was tough but I know you'll win this press conference round on points! Joe? Joe, are you paying attention? Hey, Doc! More Adderal and smelling salts, fast!" Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (5fDan) 104
What is happening at DU? Are they melting down ugly? I am afraid to go there.
Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (p4NUW) 105
I learned in the comments on this very site that there may or may not exist an on line betting pool for when Joe forgets what century it is and lets the N word fly live.
Please, let it be tonight. Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (pIfcn) Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (hCzfy) 107
Where's Breitbart when you really need him?
Posted by: huerfano at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (VGOMa) 108
If it ever happens, it may be watched live on https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/
(See the upper left hand corner) Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you too at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (NFX2v) 109
86 How many Biden body doubles you think they have on call at any given time? Don't all the regimes eventually turn to body doubles
Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (O5FBL) I always pay close attention to the ears, they're very hard to fake. Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (14URa) 110
Meanwhile, Cuba is pointing north and laughing at us.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (Ud7de) 111
Wait. I thought it was tomorrow night.
Posted by: President Potatohead at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (vtRd1) 112
Joe Biden: But I already did the conference.
Frau Biden: For the tenth time, Joe: that was the NATO conference -- this is the PRESS conference. Joe Biden: But I already did the conference. Posted by: Just Now at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (qUkBO) 113
If he shows up I want him to do well.. Or at least well enough. I do not want Kamala
Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (IyPmt) 114
Have they played "Fanfare For the First-Witch" yet?
Posted by: Big Man On Campus at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (V5BDR) 115
Parent Company of Safeway and Kroger May Close Almost 600 Stores
- I guess food is going out of style. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (L/fGl) I heard they were going to sell them, for a merger Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (NtVYv) 116
>>ABC "News" is absolutely all-in on booting Biden from the ticket. They keep suggesting that Biden's withdrawal from the race is "inevitable."
If there is one thing the MSM does well, it's The Drum Beat, so yeah, if that's their orders from The Uniparty, this will only intensify. Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (XV/Pl) 117
Biden is gonna do his goodest and answer both the questions!
Posted by: DoctorDrJillDoctorBiden at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (O5FBL) 118
Why are there teleprompters set up for a Big Boy press conference?
Posted by: Splunge at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (hmKaK) 119
Coming up on a one hour delay
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (/7KEl) 120
Talking Points Update Progress: 12%
Posted by: Paul at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (aRliW) 121
This was supposed to be Trump's sentencing day. Turned out to be Biden's. In that he can't even say one. Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (lX8VI) 122
This is not just Joe being late. Something is going on.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (Xi1yP) 123
A binder on the podium!
I repeat, binder on the podium! Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (c4NPH) 124
"Increase the dosage!" screamed Dr Jill Dr. Biden.
"But ma'am, we give him any more....he could mutate into...something monstrous..." "DID YOU JUST CALL ME MA'AM???!!" Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (nLFEI) 125
Pale Rider, I definitely remember Biden saying he wouldn't run for a second term back in 2020.
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (bS+DD) 126
No press conference until I get my icecream bitch!
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (Y8lzz) 127
Joe Biden: But I already did the conference.
Posted by: Just Now at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (qUkBO) Just ask President Putin, he was there. Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (14URa) 128
Yeah, I guess we're going to find out what we knew all along: biden is who we thought he was: a puppet. Just a limp-dicked, fraud, phony pedo Puppet. Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (dm56X) 129
If he shows up I want him to do well.. Or at least well enough. I do not want Kamala
Posted by: It's me donna a Nobody WANTS Kamala -Willie Brown Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (MGB5H) 130
Okay, here we go I guess.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (jGGMD) 131
I mostly assumed this was just the doctors trying to get Biden's energy level just right, but ace's theory of Biden's handlers trying to scrape together a coalition of support before telling Joe what to say is delicious.
If that's the case, Joe's got to be panicking, if he knows what's going on. Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (Odg76) 132
101 /Looney Tunes sock
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (mupln) Nah, it works fine for the cartoonish farce we're watching. Th-th-b-that's all folks! Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (gKWVE) 133
Silver Alert.
Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (SYTee) 134
You know the number one reason Dems give when they lose?
It is never the message always the fault of the messenger who failed to get the message out. Never their message, never their policies--always the messenger. So that's why they think it makes great sense to replace Biden now. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (fL5am) 135
74 Backstage:
Try loading the speech routines again. I did! It keeps yelling "trunalimunumaprzure" and then it crashes again! Posted by: The Great Prophet Zarquon at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (O7YUW) they... they... they... updated Windows again this week... Posted by: Max Headroom, at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (xaFKb) 136
Ummm... we were promised a press conference...or at least an event bearing some resemblance to a press conference.
Posted by: Just reporting at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (scll+) Posted by: The WH Staff at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (vtRd1) 138
Bastards broke into muh Wheel of Fortune to blather about the news conference!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (kpS4V) 139
hey buddy
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (gKWVE) 140
Heeeere's Joey
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (aLzBS) 141
And here... we... go...
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (DTX3h) 142
118 Why are there teleprompters set up for a Big Boy press conference?
Posted by: Splunge at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (hmKaK) Joe is going to burn a lot of time with an opening statement. Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (5fDan) 143
Here we go.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (Xi1yP) 144
He's alive!!
Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (jvJvP) Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (Odg76) 146
Meth is working so far.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (t56FM) 147
Someone should unplug a teleprompter just before asking a question
Posted by: DoctorDrJillDoctorBiden at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (O5FBL) 148
Hands off Joe!
Posted by: 13times at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (qom1o) Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (Jh5b+) 150
I think he is gonna quit today
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (NtVYv) 151
Worlds history of the world.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (Y8lzz) 152
I guess we have to hope for a convention bloodbath - if Kamala is the nominee and manages to steal the election, that blocks Newsom/Witmer until 2032.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (uxCna) 153
Teleprompter up!
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (c4NPH) 154
They got the animatronic president working!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (O7YUW) 155
They're waiting for sheet music for Dr Jill's entrance music to arrive from Kinkos. Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (+oR7L) 156
He is dealing with important presidenty stuff.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (evvc2) 157
Here we go!
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (5MvGY) 158
>>>all by myself, don't wanna be, all by msyelf?
you're thinking of "All By Myself." Eric Carmen. Republican and trump supporter. Died a few years ago, alas. Posted by: ace at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (KRtlO) 159
Maybe the plan was this would be his dropping out of the race announcement, and he changed his mind he's staying in, and they are all fighting backstage.
Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (SYTee) 160
He knows what's coming.
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (c4NPH) 161
Poooooooootin
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (t56FM) 162
NATO! Rah rah rah!
Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (DgGvY) 163
we created the UN, when we UN-nazied the world, forever.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (gKWVE) 164
wut
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (gKWVE) 165
He's starting to stumble
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (aLzBS) 166
I think he still thinks he's addressing NATO.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (O7YUW) 167
Glitch.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (dg+HA) 168
Uh, oh, the stutter's starting...
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (vCVcZ) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (evvc2) 170
The balloons are going up!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (y31cs) 171
Wow, the drugging was really giod tonight...
....so far Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (jvJvP) 172
huh?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (vtRd1) 173
154 They got the animatronic president working!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (O7YUW) --- The real Joey is sleeping in the Disney Hall of Presidents! Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (kpS4V) 174
150 I think he is gonna quit today
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (NtVYv) Nah, he totally thinks he can do this, and that he deserves another term. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (OX9vb) 175
I meeted with NATO. I made an ashtray out of the purple one. THen I at the other colors
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (NtVYv) 176
Ukistan isn’t in NATO, da fuq is he talking about?
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (t56FM) 177
Keev!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (dg+HA) 178
Nobody is positioning him for success.
Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (bzJoC) 179
165 He's starting to stumble
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (aLzB Already ? I'm counting on you Joe Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (IyPmt) 180
This is just a speech right?
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (Y8lzz) 181
I hope some reporter goes off script .l
Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (llS7k) 182
Please Joe, tells about your golf handicap.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (RUmyk) Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (c4NPH) 184
Fuck Ukraine
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (TaHi/) 185
where am I?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (vtRd1) 186
I was leaving comments in the last thread like Biden shaking hands with an imaginary guest. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (I87yH) 187
yawn keev yawn
Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (rjJqk) Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (+oR7L) 189
Kiev still stands but it's largely blacked out.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (aLzBS) 190
The Mother home of Russia?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (pIfcn) 191
Mother home of Russia!
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (Y8lzz) 192
Any bets on a collapse in public to withdraw, ala the movie "Dave"
Posted by: Fish at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (SQp9n) 193
This is hom demonstrating he can speak in sentences
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (/7KEl) 194
I mostly assumed this was just the doctors trying to get Biden's energy level just right, but ace's theory of Biden's handlers trying to scrape together a coalition of support before telling Joe what to say is delicious.
If that's the case, Joe's got to be panicking, if he knows what's going on. Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (Odg76) They are back-dating a bunch of EO's before coming out to admit that he is dead Posted by: Kindltot at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (D7oie) 195
I warned the world the invasion was imminent. NO you said minor incursion would be totes cool.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (MGB5H) Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (jvJvP) 197
Ok, he's pretty much going to say ignore the whole competency issue, we got a war threat going on.
Like that makes sense. Posted by: Bob Dwyer at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (4780s) 198
"Putin amashed forshes....."
Posted by: J. Robinette Biden at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (DgGvY) 199
I am thinking of an old commercial for NATO with Roger Staubach. The Cowboys QB.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (y31cs) 200
2nd cough.
3rd cough. Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (c4NPH) 201
Zelenskyy, you fucker, buy a suit! We know you have the money.
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (14URa) 202
OrangeManBad!
Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (5fDan) 203
"Cornpop was a bad dude!"
Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (SYTee) 204
4th cough.
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (c4NPH) 205
Keeeev
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (/7KEl) 206
Here's the Trump bullshit.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (kpS4V) 207
I hope he whispers too.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (8mC+I) 208
This is the guy that made Paul Ryan look like an idiot. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: Halfhand at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (uFHA9) 209
Genius, I tell you!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (dg+HA) 210
VOTE FOR PEDRO
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (vtRd1) 211
I thought press conferences had questions.
Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (rjJqk) 212
GO JOE, GO!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (uxCna) 213
Is the cold back?
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (xPl2J) 214
Nice to see that Scranton Schmo is campaigning to be the Ukrainian president.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (RUmyk) 215
It's a political campaign speech.
Posted by: dantesed at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (Oy/m2) 216
So a campaign speech. LOL Democrats are hilarious
Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (lX8VI) 217
Not tragically awful so far.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (LJlnI) 218
Are we about to invade Russia?
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (t56FM) 219
Gotta say they did pretty good job with the drugs though.
Posted by: Bob Dwyer at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (4780s) Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (jvJvP) Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (+oR7L) Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (c4NPH) 223
lies more lies and damned lies
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (MGB5H) 224
He's willing to go to war with Russia to hang on to power for 3 more months
Posted by: Shenanigans at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (lcyZw) 225
I MADE NATO AND I CAN BREAK IT
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (vtRd1) 226
PLOT TWIST: Hunter's drug abuse is a diabolical scheme to rapidly age him to act as a stand in for Joe.
Posted by: BlueFalconinBoston at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (AyznQ) 227
Don’t redo this to the usual testament?
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (Y8lzz) 228
Adderall makes you yell-y
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (U8kCF) 229
What the fuck is this? A NATO replay?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (5MvGY) 230
197 Ok, he's pretty much going to say ignore the whole competency issue, we got a war threat going on.
Like that makes sense. Posted by: Bob Dwyer at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (4780s) He could challenge Keith Olberman to a game of Scrabble. Probably would not want to go with playing a game of Canasta on the View. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (y31cs) 231
Nope, not a press conference.
Biden's people are deciding to embarrass the press b/c they embarrassed them this week... I'm betting he uses the coughing to walk off at the end... If he does, I called it. Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (exHjb) 232
ARE YOU SAKER!??
Posted by: KarlHungus at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (MhCcX) 233
How much did the DNC pay for this commercial?
Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (DgGvY) 234
Zelenskyy, you fucker, buy a suit! We know you have the money.
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (14URa) ---------- He sure does. He has OUR money. I was extremely offended that he showed up in sweats to Congress telling them they needed to give him more. Hi Peaches! Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (bS+DD) 235
Uh he is reading a teleprompter.....so much for a live unscripted press conference.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (QNSds) 236
Is Joe Biden asking himself the questions?
Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (p4NUW) 237
I'm not safer.
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (c4NPH) 238
Who gives a shit about NATO
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (vtRd1) 239
Biden claims he's quoting Trump speaking to Putin as, "Do whatever the hell you want." Then he goes on to obscenely paraphrase Trump.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (Odg76) Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (/7KEl) 241
Wait, he's really trying to make the election about Ukraine?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (Xi1yP) Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (wGerL) 243
Cannnot see it "live"...is blood trickling out an ear yet?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (cOq4q) 244
WEre in what ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (NtVYv) 245
He's channeling Ivan Drago. Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (+oR7L) Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (t56FM) 247
Has anyone thought to ask Biden if Tester is mentally fit to be as senator?
(Of course, it is true that "senator" and "senile" share a common root.) Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (1bNHn) 248
Man, Biden's got the bullshit-dial turned up to "State of the Union".
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (O7YUW) 249
I read that Treacher bit at Insty that he predicts Big Mike will be the nominee and will easily win.
That guy needs a long stay in a windowless padded room. Completely locked in the past. Bonkers. Cites that Obama was popular. Never mind how long ago that was, nor that Michelle is the most proped-up person in modern history or has never faced even the weak softballs of Biden, or biggest of all, that Biden got more votes than Obama Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (fL5am) 250
no time for questions. thank you.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (MGB5H) 251
Afghanistan -- where we LEAD THE WORLD
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (vtRd1) 252
It's on CBS but his mouth movement doesn't match the sound. They must have him on a couple second delay.
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (NMT5x) 253
Are we really safer with Nato? I think trump could make the case that nato is only strong because of USA.
Posted by: Shenanigans at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (lcyZw) 254
My prediction - Biden quits, Harris is new president. Harris makes a Shermanesqe statement "If nominated I will not serve." She gets to be the big hero. The first female president without actually doing anything.
Biden cronies keep running things for Harris. She sits on her ass and tries not to talk for four months. Open convention, but the fix is in. It'll be someone and Buttigieg. Witmer maybe? Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (nLFEI) Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (Odg76) 256
"I told everyone after 9/11 I will protect the world from Putin"
Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (lX8VI) 257
235 Uh he is reading a teleprompter.....so much for a live unscripted press conference.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (QNSds Middle finger to the press. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (Ud7de) 258
He didn't invoke Reagan. Shut your mouth.
How dare you? Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (c4NPH) 259
Inflation is down? Prices are falling? What a f*cking liar.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (vCVcZ) 260
I wanna know what they gave him. He's doing a helluva lot better than he was a couple of hours ago.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (3ImbR) 261
They need to get him in one of those high tech chairs they put Capt. Pike in.
Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (bzJoC) 262
Jill is a ghoul, this is abuse, straight-up.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (8mC+I) Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you too at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (NFX2v) 264
THE PRICES ARE FALLING THE PRICES ARE FALLING
Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (rjJqk) 265
Corporate Greed!
Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (5fDan) Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (14URa) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (vtRd1) 268
Whose grocery prices have fallen?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (dg+HA) 269
Lie. Prices didn't fall, you jackass.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (jGGMD) Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (O7YUW) 271
LIES
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (/7KEl) 272
This is great.....I hope this convinces all of the democrats to keep him in the race.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (QNSds) 273
Groevery lrices are falling? 🤪😜😝
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (t56FM) 274
Slurring.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (OX9vb) Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (NtVYv) 276
I think the Democrats' only hope is that Joe spontaneously combusts.
Posted by: Paco at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (njExo) 277
[POINT WITH BOTH HANDS]
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (vtRd1) 278
I'm in Canada.
Glad to hear life is so affordable in the US now. Wow, he's bragging about the border!?!? Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (jvJvP) 279
oh fuck you Joe, that bill was not a security bill.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (gKWVE) 280
He's supposed to talk about what he is doing, how he is going to fix all the mistakes he's made but every time he starts talking it is about his opponent. He is the President, supposedly, not just a candidate for the office.
He is a sickening pos. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (t/2Uw) 281
This is a campaign speech. I hope the MSM gives President Trump equal time.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (3ImbR) Posted by: SantaRosaStan at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (dGRTS) 283
Again, President Putin!!!! Same excuse as before.
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (14URa) 284
271 LIES
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (/7KEl) You can bet he won't be fact checked Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (IyPmt) 285
DEFLATION! PANIC IN THE STREETS!!!
Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (DgGvY) 286
So now Democrats are radical free traders?
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (TaHi/) 287
And in conclusion, we have missiles inbound to Moscow, St. Petersburg, Omsk, and other Russian cities.
May God have mercy on our souls. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get to my underground bunker. Posted by: Droolin' Joe, Warlord! at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (uxCna) 288
See? Your borders are safer than with the tangerine monster.
Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (rjJqk) 289
That must have one hell of a cold.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (Xi1yP) 290
Ok, now whisper...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (dg+HA) 291
Did he say "black partisan effort?"
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (c4NPH) 292
Joes walk on music:
Twisted Sister: We're not gonna take it. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (evvc2) Or Lost by whoever. Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (llS7k) 293
You should vote me out because the corporations are only greedy when a Dem is in the white house!
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (MGB5H) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (vtRd1) 295
Sound like they just gave him a bottle of val-u-rite
Posted by: KarlHungus at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (MhCcX) 296
OMG the southern border is safer? WTH is he on? I want some.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (vCVcZ) 297
I think the absolute best outcome here is demonstration of minimal competence. Just enough to stop the current baying of the wolves, but not enough to turn it around.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (fiUiH) 298
this is horseshit
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (/7KEl) 299
This is a press conference how?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (5MvGY) 300
Come on Joe...hang in there buddy. More chaos amongst the Demonrats depends on it.
Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (LrEPG) 301
What is he on? Apparently this is a campaign speech.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (oe5jS) 302
Grocery prices are fallin', and I can't get up!
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (xPl2J) 303
So press conference = scripted speech from a teleprompter.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (t56FM) 304
He's running!
Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (O5FBL) 305
I have a feeling this will be way more of a SOTU speech and very little of taking questions. In fact, I predict biden will take less than 8 questions. Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 06:36 Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (dm56X) 306
"Press" "Conference"
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (q177U) 307
Huge positive reaction for Biden so far on PredictIt.
Went from Harris 60/Biden 31 when he walked out to Harris 47/Biden 44 now. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (Dm8we) 308
YOU DON'T WANT PUTIN TO WIN, DO YOU?
Posted by: Droolin' Joe, Warlord! at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (uxCna) 309
Jill is in the wings mouthing "way to go Joe, you have answered every question so far!"
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (RUmyk) 310
Geritol with a touch of Tibetan finger hash. Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (+oR7L) 311
The US has been working to bring hostages home?
What's this plan? Israel stops killing Hamas and Hamas hands over the hostages? When did Hamas pretend to agree to that? Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (Odg76) 312
a list of people to call on here.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (gKWVE) 313
"This moment matters!" You could even say it Depends. *poot*
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (O7YUW) 314
How will the press cover all of this delusion? Does this ghoul actually believe what he's coughing up?
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (hCzfy) 315
[RAISE BOTH HANDS TO SHOULDER HEIGHT]
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (vtRd1) 316
Angry Joe. He's doing well, even though he's lying.
I notice he conveniently ignore the fact he's the one who green lit the invasion of Ukraine. I also note Joe is eliding over the minor problem of the American taxpayer footing the bill for NATO and PDT told NATO to pay their fair share. And, this isn't a presser. This is a campaign speech. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (tT6L1) 317
List of people to call upon. Set up.
Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (rjJqk) Posted by: Miklos walk into a 7-11 with a mild Indian accent at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (XIkHl) 319
Cue the scripted questions.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (dg+HA) 320
Fuck, it is scripted.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (RUmyk) 321
Joe, you're using a different and bogus illegal crosser counting metric you lying bastard
Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (5fDan) 322
Oh, he has a list.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (8mC+I) 323
Is Mary Cloggenstein Sid's mother?
Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (1bNHn) 324
Bullshit
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (c4NPH) 325
LOL!! "I've been given a list of people to call on here..."
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (vCVcZ) 326
I HAVE A LIST OF PEOPLE TO CALL ON???????
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (vtRd1) 327
This is great. It’s good enough for him to stay in for a bit longer making this cluster even more cluster-y.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (t56FM) 328
Grovery prices are pummeling!!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (2BAti) 329
Exactly what I said it was gonna be. Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (dm56X) 330
ohhhhhh the list
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (MGB5H) 331
Biden's withdrawal from the race is "inevitable."
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:17 PM Lisa: I'm sorry, it's what? Kim Jong Il: Inevit, inevitabre. Lisa: One more time. Kim Jong Il: [shouts] Inevitabre! Things are inevitabrey going to change! Goddamnit, open your fucking ears Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (aCj1E) 332
296 OMG the southern border is safer? WTH is he on? I want some.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (vCVcZ) This is amazeballs. Inflation is falling! Border is secure! Jobs are plentiful! All lies. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (Ud7de) 333
I've been given a list of people to call on, WTF
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (NtVYv) Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (Odg76) 335
Joe is a big boy liar.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (jvJvP) 337
I've been given a list of people to call on in this totally unscripted and off the cuff press conference.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (Xi1yP) 338
The uawayay just endorsed
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (aLzBS) 339
He's taking the piss! Oy! Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (dm56X) 340
305
I have a feeling this will be way more of a SOTU speech and very little of taking questions. In fact, I predict biden will take less than 8 questions. Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 06:36 Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (dm56X) I predicted zero. Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (exHjb) 341
Inflation is down apparently means things are cheaper
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (evvc2) 342
Look...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (dg+HA) 343
VP Trump?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (aLzBS) 344
Vice president Trump baby!
Posted by: KarlHungus at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (MhCcX) 345
#327 EXACTLY
Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (LrEPG) 346
Jill runs out and whacks this guy with her purse
Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (p4NUW) 347
Free Slurpees at 7-11 today. Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (+oR7L) 348
Vice president trump!!!
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (t56FM) 349
let me get my card for the answer to this question
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (MGB5H) 350
WHAT THE FUCK. Vice President Trump?
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (gKWVE) 351
He seems to be doing well!
Posted by: That guy who doesn't seem to be seeing what I am... at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (mH6SG) 352
OMG, I was on the WH.gov and they're just replaying the earlier fiasco.
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (14URa) 353
hahahahaahhha, Trump !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (NtVYv) 354
VP Trump? Wow, really?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (tT6L1) Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (jvJvP) 356
"I've been given a list of people to call on, here....."
".....and we've been given questions to ask. This works perfectly." Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (DgGvY) 357
Vice president TRUMP!!
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (q177U) 358
There it is
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (pIfcn) 359
I wanna know what they gave him. He's doing a helluva lot better than he was a couple of hours ago.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (3ImbR) ----------- I agree. He looks like a Madame Tussaud's wax figure with Disneyland animatronics, and he's not slurring too badly yet. I hope this convinced the Dems to leave him in. Hee hee hee Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (bS+DD) 360
I HAVE SINGLE-HANDEDLY BEATEN MEDICARE, PUNK
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (vtRd1) 361
He’s given a list of journalists to call on.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (oe5jS) 362
I’m so sorry Biden picked Trump to be VP
Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (rjJqk) 363
He called Kamala Trump
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (63Dwl) 364
Oh fvck....vice president Trump? you have got to be kidding me.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (QNSds) 365
Whoa. He just referred to Vice President Harris as "Vice President Trump."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (BpYfr) 366
Vice President Trump?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (Xi1yP) 367
"The idea!"
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (dg+HA) Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (qZdIZ) Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (c4NPH) 370
Vp Trump
Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (p4NUW) 371
When did Trump become the VP???
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (vtRd1) 372
a reporter just asked him how he think vice president harris would be if she were the candidate, and he said vice president trump...
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (NMT5x) 373
LOLOL
Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (jGGMD) Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (Odg76) 375
What a scripted set-up question for Joe.
Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (5fDan) 376
They got the meds dialed in tonight.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (evvc2) 377
Did he just call Kamala, TRUMP. USA! USA! USA!
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (RUmyk) 378
vp trump hahahahah
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (MGB5H) 379
Vice Pres Trump?
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (/7KEl) 380
This is great.....I hope this convinces all of the democrats to keep him in the race.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (QNSds) As satisfying as it will be when he implodes, we should hope he hangs on a few more weeks. Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (llS7k) 381
Uh oh there's that stutter again
Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (HJ9BW) 382
The price of 8oz of chocolate has decreased but it now weighs less.
Posted by: fd at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (vFG9F) 383
Did he just say he picked "Vice President Trump?"
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (14URa) 384
Movin' movin' movin'
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (dg+HA) 385
Free Slurpees at 7-11 today.
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (+oR7L) Just happens to be my BD ! 7/11/1969 Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (NtVYv) 386
What the fuck is he talking about senators running?
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (t56FM) 387
LOL there's too much to keep up with here haha. Every thing he says...
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (NMT5x) 388
[DRAMATIC WHISPER]
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (vtRd1) 389
Over/under on total # of coughs: 17
Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (jGGMD) Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (c4NPH) 391
number stumble
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (dg+HA) 392
Did he just say he picked "Vice President Trump?"
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (14URa) Yes Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (NtVYv) 393
"I have a country to demolish!"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (vtRd1) 394
Joe's reading from the teleprompter.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (tT6L1) 395
Corporate greed DRINK!
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (aLzBS) 396
That cough is doing wonders for the impression that Biden is fine. He's fine. No more questions. All is well. The president is absolutely alive. Thank you.
Posted by: Shenanigans at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (lcyZw) 397
Ooh whisper to me Grandp6
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (/7KEl) 398
There hasn't been so much doping in a runner since the kentucky derby. Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (+oR7L) 399
He just did “the whisper” ugh
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (2BAti) 400
were rollin rollin rollin
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (MGB5H) 401
*cough*
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (dg+HA) 402
[STAY AWAY FROM NUMBERS, JOE]
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (vtRd1) 403
corporate profits have doubled and that's bad.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (gKWVE) 404
1.5 million ...
I mean things are moving! Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (Odg76) 405
FUN FACT
The UAW president said on one of the Sunday shows "look, our members are not going to vote for Biden". Posted by: Miklos so recalls at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (XIkHl) 406
Damn, I've had Tibetan finger hash
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (xjTDL) 407
Taking the piss is a colloquial term meaning to mock at the expense of others, or to be joking, without the element of offence. It is also sometimes phrased as a question, 'are they taking the piss?', when referring to an individual who takes above and beyond what is thought acceptable, similar to the expression, 'give them an inch and they take a mile.'[1] It is a shortening of the idiom taking the piss out of, which is an expression meaning to mock, tease, joke, ridicule, or scoff. Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (dm56X) 408
Oh, he's sharp as a tack as the media kept telling us.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (8mC+I) 409
8th@
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (c4NPH) 410
He is sort of recalling his talking points. Haphazardly.
Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (p4NUW) 411
Greed at large
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (/7KEl) 412
Corporate profits are coming down but we still have more work to do.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (oe5jS) 413
I got two dollars Biden breaks out an electric guitar and starts a solo from a Motley Cru album.
Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (nLFEI) 414
He has some nerve talking about corporate greed, the shady greedy SOB.
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (bS+DD) 415
Just happens to be my BD !
7/11/1969 Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (NtVYv) Happy Birthday! *raises slurpee in a toast* Posted by: haffhowershower at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (NMT5x) 416
Listen, fat!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (dg+HA) 417
I’ve never seen a president say Inhave a list. This is nuts.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (t56FM) Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (Xi1yP) 419
He called Kamala Trump
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (63Dwl) She wishes. Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (llS7k) 420
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It'll be someone and Buttigieg. Witmer maybe? Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (nLFEI) ------------------------------ Swapping out Mushbrain in favor of Buttplug would be an easy switch for them. Basically the same person. OLD AND BUSTED: "Come on, man!" NEW HOTNESS: "Come in man." Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (QdGJh) Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (c4NPH) 422
What was that sentence?
I'm drinking but ??? Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (jvJvP) 423
Another chickenshit tee-up question for Joe.
Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (5fDan) 424
415 Just happens to be my BD !
7/11/1969 Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (NtVYv) Happy B-Day ! Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (IyPmt) 425
Look, guys...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (dg+HA) 426
Let the mask slip.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (8mC+I) 427
hahahaha he did it again
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (NtVYv) 428
Halfway through the press conferences Biden stated screaming about the spiders under his skin...
Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (nLFEI) 429
Nasty Joe has arrived
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (c4NPH) 430
Never explain a joke.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (vtRd1) 431
Oh damn, that's a sharp one.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (jGGMD) 432
He's fudging the Putin error from today. LOL!
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (vCVcZ) 433
THE IDEA!
Posted by: Shenanigans at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (lcyZw) 434
What a scripted set-up question for Joe.
Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (5fDan) The White House wrote these questions. Like they do for every Democrat. Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (lX8VI) Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (NtVYv) Posted by: KarlHungus at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (MhCcX) 437
He's sundowning, well anyway
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (aLzBS) 438
well anyway
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (gKWVE) 439
For Jay from last thread:
----- Look up "monoamine oxidase 2R allele," and get back to me. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara ---------- I did say there were outliers, and a lot of what we think is attributable to a certain gene is just association. It is no where near a strong correlation, and even still we don't know if the *culture* of a certain population causes them to have a certain trait, and coincidentally they have certain alleles. This is complicated by "science" absolutely refusing to admit that there are ethnic differences in humans that may be a factor in many conditions. For them it is all either genes or behavior but what if ethnic culture (which correlates strongly with genes) is the main contributor? Anyway, I said 80/20 with outliers. The outliers was meant to cover genetic issues. For most people, I think nurture is king. Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (g4EQa) Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (dg+HA) 441
Can't help it. I keep getting this image in my head of the Shoney's Big Boy walking into the room with a covered dish and whipping off the lid, revealing a limp, overcooked Biden.
Posted by: Paco at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (njExo) 442
YOU THINK YOUR CONFERENCE IS BETTER THAN MINE?
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (/7KEl) 443
Well, anyway
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (63Dwl) 444
No one cares about the conference you dick.
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (c4NPH) 445
Nine coughs...
Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (jvJvP) 446
Well, anyway, I uh...
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (O7YUW) 447
RE-ELECT ME BECAUSE CONFERENCES
Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (rjJqk) Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (u82oZ) 449
Is this real life?
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (t56FM) 450
Well anyway, you know the thing
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (NtVYv) 451
STANDING OVATION IN LAW SCHOOL, FAT!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (vtRd1) 452
And then I added five other names.
What? You introduced Zelenskyyy and then listed five other names? Why? Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (Odg76) 453
@260
>>I wanna know what they gave him. He's doing a helluva lot better than he was a couple of hours ago. IM, Multivitamin, IM B12, MetyhlPrednisolone, Halotestin, Test Propionate, Lithium, and whatever else they give these humps that lets them live till their 80's and 90's. Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (XV/Pl) 454
Golly. This is bad.
Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (LrEPG) 455
No one said you didn't have a successful conference. This is a train wreck.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (8mC+I) Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (5fDan) 457
I just lost my feed for about 30 seconds. He said something stupid and they cut it out.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (QNSds) Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (Xi1yP) 459
Well anyway. I forgot what I was supposed to say.
Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (p4NUW) 460
Well, anyway . . .
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (14URa) Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (Odg76) 462
Well done, Team biden! They created a campaign informercial AT THE WHITE HOUSE*, with real fake news members participating in the play. *this is illegal, btw Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (dm56X) 463
Anyway
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (/7KEl) 464
"Well, anyway...."
Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (jGGMD) 465
9th and 10th cough.
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (c4NPH) 466
Thank You !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (NtVYv) Your welcome .Mine's on the 30th Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (IyPmt) 467
Fuck, it is scripted.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (RUmyk) EVERYTHING is scripted Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (lX8VI) 468
Who is the hottie holding the mic ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (NtVYv) 469
Ha, ha, ha, his "legacy".
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (vCVcZ) 470
well, look...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (dg+HA) 471
No one is asking about NATO lol
Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (oe5jS) 472
Your pals, the Media!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (vtRd1) 473
Biden giving a speech from teleprompter = relatively strong voice
Biden forced to think before speaking = soft mumbling and weak Posted by: Shenanigans at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (lcyZw) 474
I make conferences. I’m smart.
Vote for me. Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (t56FM) 475
These reporters are speaking loudly and clearly enunciating in a very unnatural way. Biden's handlers definitely told them to do this.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (Odg76) 476
His legacy? That’s a rip. His legacy is of a cartoonish, full of shit blowhard to takes credit for things other people did. That, and gross groping of unwilling young girls.
Posted by: UGAdawg at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (tRd71) 477
I think we better be ready for the next stage of this race. He's going to be done by the end of next week.
Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (LrEPG) 478
Fuck the flowery questions. I want to hear, Joe, do you have demitia?
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (RUmyk) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (vtRd1) 480
16 nobel laureates
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (gKWVE) 481
helluva job! 16 laureates!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (dg+HA) 482
Trump would be a horrible Vice President
Contently causing headaches for the POTUS Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (TaHi/) 483
>>> I think the absolute best outcome here is demonstration of minimal competence. Just enough to stop the current baying of the wolves, but not enough to turn it around.
Honestly, that's what I want. Good enough now so they can't pull him off the political stage with a giant cane just yet. Wait until after the convention. Posted by: LizLem at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (QAK8m) 484
I am hearing it sucks. He is full of shit
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (NtVYv) Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (c4NPH) 486
shouldnt you be in this for AMerica?
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (MGB5H) 487
Actually, not too bad considering...
Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (jvJvP) 488
This is f-ing nuts, he's gone.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (8mC+I) 489
Dad!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (dg+HA) 490
Whispering!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (OX9vb) 491
Eleventy eleventy economists think I’m a helluva guy
Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (rjJqk) Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (DgGvY) 493
He will have a legacy all right.
Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (p4NUW) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (a1415) 495
Billionaires did amazing during the last 3 years yiu fuck.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (t56FM) 496
I GOT 16 NOBEL LAUREATES IN MY BACK POCKET, PONY-FACED HORSE SOLDIER!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (vtRd1) 497
Dem donations are going to dry up like Jill Biden when Joe shuffles over to her bed.
Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (llS7k) 498
What do you hear now from mainstream economists?
He's still hanging on that BS 16 economists claim. Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (Odg76) 499
If I took a drink every time Joe blinked, I'd still be sober.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (tT6L1) 500
Dad!
Scranton!!! Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (c4NPH) 501
Trickling down on the kitchen table? WTF?
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (vCVcZ) 502
Is that 11 coughs?
Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (jvJvP) Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (nLFEI) 504
My dad story, everyone drink.
Posted by: Bob Dwyer at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (4780s) 505
whens he mention beau?
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (MGB5H) Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (5fDan) 507
He's got AI spaghetti mouth.
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (q177U) 508
big eyes...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (dg+HA) 509
11th cough
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (c4NPH) 510
Biden forced to think before speaking = soft mumbling and weak
Posted by: Shenanigans at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (lcyZw) They are queing up the answers !! Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (NtVYv) 511
What's he talking about?
Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (jGGMD) 512
I thought only Big Mike got testy with reporters' questions??
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (Jh5b+) 513
As satisfying as it will be when he implodes, we should hope he hangs on a few more weeks.
Every extra minute that Joe is still the candidate is a blessing. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (uxCna) 514
Nice of him to admit he’s a corporate whore
Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (rjJqk) 515
any mention of beau bo? Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (dm56X) 516
Democracy dies in Delaware.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (dg+HA) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (vtRd1) 518
How about his "moonshot" to cancer? Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (dm56X) 519
I've seen enough. Don't go anywhere Joe! You're the one!
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (Xi1yP) 520
WTF you can't do that
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (NtVYv) 521
This fuckhead is a total shithead.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (SO6q8) 522
rent control! (Ask Nixon about that)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (dg+HA) 523
Ladies and Gentleman, Morons and Ettes, Welcome to Scranton Schmo's World Salad World!
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (RUmyk) 524
Rents? Jesus.
Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (LrEPG) 525
Thanks for watching this, everyone, so I can spare my ears!
Posted by: LizLem at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (QAK8m) 526
Scarier than that. There was a month, when my husband was building nuclear power plants, that you couldn't get any pot. But there was lots of hash. Maybe it was everyone's emergency stash.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (xjTDL) 527
Oh good price controls. So prices are going to skyrocket.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (t56FM) 528
Price controls on rent!?
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (c4NPH) 529
Not a joke DRINK!
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (aLzBS) 530
hosit goin??
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (V13WU) 531
PRICE CONTROLS!!!!!
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (MGB5H) 532
Corporate Greed
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (5MvGY) 533
Did he just say “I’m walking on sunshine”
Posted by: 13times at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (Htdy0) 534
YOU WILL LOOOOOVE COMMUNISM, FAT
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (vtRd1) 535
Creepy whisper
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (dg+HA) 536
he's claiming there's no increase to inflation or deficits from his policies.
Posted by: the dandy at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (L+5ng) 537
Not a joke.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (3ImbR) 538
YOU THINK YOUR ECONOMISTS ARE BETTER THAN MINE?
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (/7KEl) 539
Whisper!
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (q177U) 540
Joe's doing well to disguise the fact he's reading from a teleprompter.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (tT6L1) 541
Whispering DRINK!
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (aLzBS) 542
Everybody does better (super creepy whispering)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (O7YUW) 543
Weird whisper. How many is that?
Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (LrEPG) 544
Campaign Joe is whispering and rambling
Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (oe5jS) Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (fV+MH) 546
Cringe
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (vtRd1) 547
You think you're better than me?
Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Posted by: Taggart at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (N2oAm) 548
Growling. Ashley must have been accustomed to that voice.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (gKWVE) 549
Biden Bingo: Whispering!
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (RUmyk) Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (Xi1yP) 551
Whisper!!!
12th cough. Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (c4NPH) Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (qZdIZ) Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (DgGvY) 554
Delaware corporate presence is basically two large corporations and a zillion mail drop boxes
Posted by: Bob Dwyer at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (4780s) 555
Oh dear lord. Here we go
Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (p4NUW) Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (Odg76) 557
OMG, this is getting creepy.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (jGGMD) 558
That creepy leaning forward whispering.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (QNSds) 559
He's not going to willingly bow out.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (2UnvF) 560
I can't take that whispering thing. He's a total creep.
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (bS+DD) 561
If he maintains this, he’ll not be bad enough to boot but bad enough to destroy any D enthusiasm.
Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (rjJqk) 562
Ok was out with the grandkids and missed the Big Boy conference beginning. Give me a short recap of what's taken place so far.
Posted by: Tuna at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (oaGWv) 563
No Joe, YOU invented the chip, you remember, don't you? *laughs*
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (O7YUW) 564
National rent control, fat.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (hCzfy) 565
That's it Joe you show'em!
Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (HJ9BW) 566
Europe, Asia, whatever
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (vtRd1) Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (DgGvY) 568
"What have we done that's not working right now?"
They really are keeping him in an information bubble. Posted by: the dandy at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (L+5ng) 569
Big Boy is going to be in Roseville California for a couple days.
It's a million pound restored WW2 steam powered train. It's been 111° so I'm going to pass. But Joe should go see it before its too late. Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (bzJoC) 570
"I'm glue and you're rubber, what sticks to me bounces off...you...the thing..."
Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (nLFEI) 571
Slurring
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (c4NPH) 572
Whispering Joe...
Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (jvJvP) 573
Whispering again DRINK!
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (aLzBS) 574
He is done.....
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (QNSds) 575
More whisper. And repetition.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (dg+HA) 576
He's holding his own!!!
Posted by: That guy who doesn't seem to be seeing what I am... at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (mH6SG) 577
guess what, you're toast
Posted by: ace at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (KRtlO) Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (xCA6C) 579
So far, this is the most goodest he's been in a long tie.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (3ImbR) 580
NO NUMBERS JOE!!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (vtRd1) 581
I think he believes everything he's saying. Unreal.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (vCVcZ) 582
The Koreans told him America has the best workers in the world? I call Bullshit on that one.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (pIfcn) 583
[creepy whisper again]
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (vtRd1) 584
The idea...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (dg+HA) 585
Where the fuck is he going with this
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (/7KEl) 586
Biden is making up stories again.
Posted by: Cosda at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (TO2BB) 587
I've seen enough. Don't go anywhere Joe! You're the one!
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (Xi1yP) ---------- I know I'm convinced!!11!1!! Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (bS+DD) 588
Dear God, make it stop. Make it end.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (jGGMD) 589
I have no fucking idea what he is talking about.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (RUmyk) 590
NYC has rent control and their rent is really cheap. I think.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (t56FM) 591
This shithead is a total fuckhead.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (SO6q8) 592
She gives great bj's...
Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (jvJvP) 593
This is Biden's Festivus, and he's giving his list of grievances. Next the tests of strength. Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (+oR7L) 594
Ace's next post: biden Is Back, Jack! Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (dm56X) 595
this ougt to be good
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (NtVYv) 596
Is he suggesting he is going to make America great again?
Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (p4NUW) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (YqDXo) 598
Run, Joe, Run!!!
Posted by: tubal at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (PCK5/) 599
132 101 /Looney Tunes sock
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (mupln) Nah, it works fine for the cartoonish farce we're watching. Th-th-b-that's all folks! Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (gKWVE) _______ That's what they ought to play for the first Doktor. Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (1bNHn) 600
uggggh womens' bodies
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (O7YUW) 602
Jesus, he's got no pupils.
Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (LrEPG) 603
Free women's bodies! Woo hoo!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (dg+HA) 604
Weird eye rub thing.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (Jh5b+) 605
The Koreans told him America has the best workers in the world? I call Bullshit on that one.
It aspires to someday be bulls***. Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (xCA6C) Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (c4NPH) 607
Oh so this is to pump up Kamala and hope Biden crashes and burns.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (8mC+I) 608
the freedom of women’s bodies unburdened
Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (rjJqk) 609
STOP TALKING ABOUT KAMALA, BITCH!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (vtRd1) 610
I hate watching this kabuki/bukkake performance.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (YqDXo) 611
Boy. That's a lot of words?
Posted by: Reforger at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (xcIvR) 612
So Mrs VIA is watching live and texting with a friend in B'More.
I've got the headphones on, listening to Def Leppard and reading y'alls words, Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (a1415) 613
He was ready for the Kamala question. Obvious set up.
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (q177U) 614
NYC has rent control and their rent is really cheap. I think.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (t56FM) ===== LOL Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (16NmB) 615
named no qualifications
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (NtVYv) 616
Trump gets equal time for this, right?
Posted by: fd at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (vFG9F) 617
I'm coming!! Posted by: Harry Sisson at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (+oR7L) 618
13th cough
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (c4NPH) 619
You reckon biden will get Lie-Checked after this? Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (dm56X) 620
Kamala can do anything! Especially talk about abortion!
Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (DgGvY) 621
Man, he dumped on Kamala with that short answer.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (RUmyk) 622
Look at what Kamala did for the border. It's a miracle!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (vtRd1) 623
bedtime...laugh
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (dg+HA) 624
The Presidency is 24/7? Not for this brussel sprout.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (vCVcZ) 625
limits acknowledge wha ha? -- farnsworth
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (gKWVE) 626
@561
>>If he maintains this, he’ll not be bad enough to boot but bad enough to destroy any D enthusiasm. Election are no longer decided along the lines of Voter enthusiasm, they are decided by jamming as many real and conjured ballots into a tabulator as possible. Our elections are fake and gay. Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (XV/Pl) 627
KUMSWALLA ,
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (5MvGY) 628
I STAY UP ALL NIGHT
Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (rjJqk) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (YqDXo) 630
Did he say his predecessor wanted the cheapest cost on chips?
Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (oe5jS) 631
They are reading scripted questions.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (QNSds) 632
strained laugh
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (vtRd1) 633
"I'm fine...see?...ach....the spiders..."
Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (nLFEI) 634
His legacy? That’s a rip. His legacy is of a cartoonish, full of shit blowhard to takes credit for things other people did. That, and gross groping of unwilling young girls.
Posted by: UGAdawg at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (tRd71) Showering with his daughter, bringing his entire family into his criminal enterprise, screwing the family nanny and then trotting her out as a respectable woman, and raising at least one awful, damaged horrific son is his legacy for me. With only brief moments still left on earth, you would think he'd repent. Sad. Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (llS7k) 635
Weird question. Is there anyone out there who hates Democrats (and for that matter Republicans) as much as I do?
I can't watch this POS any more than I could watch Oshithead, who I only saw about 6 minutes of in 8 years. Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (lX8VI) Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (jvJvP) 637
NYC has rent control and their rent is really cheap. I think.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (t56FM) ~~~~~ Only pre-WWII buildings are rent controlled. There are a lot of them though. Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (3ImbR) 638
He's still so smarmy.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (8mC+I) 639
>> Our elections are fake and gay.
This is quite true. Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (rjJqk) 640
I could only stomach watching a few minutes of it.
He is just painful to listen to. He can't string together a coherent sentence to save his life. And what he is saying is just a pack of lies that he's been told to say. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (BpYfr) 641
Pace my self ? More like pacemaker
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (NtVYv) 642
Golf! Drink!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (dg+HA) Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (dm56X) 644
campaign, debate, whatever
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (vtRd1) 645
I CAN STAY UP AS LATE AS I WANT
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (/7KEl) 646
These questions are scripted.
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (q177U) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (YqDXo) 648
145 > No press conference until I get my icecream bitch!
I SAID ONLY BROWN M&Ms! Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (Odg76) ________ Those are too soft for M&Ms. Scwewy Wabbit! Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (1bNHn) 649
NO NUMBERS, JOE!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (vtRd1) 650
This breaks election laws. Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (dm56X) 651
He never steps down. Chicago convention palace coup.
Posted by: 13times at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (Htdy0) 652
Damn. Just damn. Unbelievable.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (mH6SG) 653
14th cough
Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (jvJvP) 654
This dickhead is a total fuckface.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (SO6q8) 655
Biden invites people to look at his schedule?
Most days his official schedule has him done at 11am. Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (Odg76) 656
Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM
Care for a bit of crumpet, old chap? Posted by: Stormy D. at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (2ZFHC) Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (qZdIZ) 658
yeah, it's a campaign speech
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (NtVYv) 659
These questions are scripted.
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (q177U) ______________ No kidding. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (YqDXo) 660
His schedule. All those long weekends at the beach, they're exhausting.
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (14URa) 661
He's not at the WH
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (/7KEl) 662
heh heh
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (vtRd1) 663
14th cough.
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (c4NPH) 664
More whispering.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (YqDXo) 665
There haven't been 20,000 people total at his events this year.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (Xi1yP) 666
jeez, that whisper...anyway...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (dg+HA) 667
A week? 12 days.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (t56FM) 668
@591
>>NYC has rent control and their rent is really cheap. I think. The last time I checked, a nice studio apartment is going for 2K in Astoria Queens. Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (XV/Pl) 669
Touting his rally numbers. 12 is an awesome number.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (5MvGY) Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (RUmyk) Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (+oR7L) 672
I think the Press Secretary is signaling...yes, they are now replacing the weird animatronic Biden with the real Biden.
Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (nLFEI) 673
I love my staff. I'm catching hell from my wife.
KEEP GOING JOE, YOU'RE DOING GREAT! *Bwahahaha* Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (O7YUW) 674
WTF? catching hell from his wife?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (pIfcn) Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (DgGvY) 676
"Vice President Trump" is trending on Twitter.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (jGGMD) 677
Oh, his staff "adds things" to his schedule. Like more naps.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (vCVcZ) 678
He just admitted he catches hell from his wife. lol
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (bS+DD) 679
What does this card say?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (vtRd1) 680
Wtf
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (/7KEl) 681
We’re about twenty minutes in now, how can he make it to ninety?
Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (rjJqk) Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (5fDan) 683
This is an insult to our intelligence.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (YqDXo) 684
I can't believed they preempted Jeopardy for this bozo.
Posted by: Cosda at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (TO2BB) 685
If there's no inflation, why would we need rent controls?
(BTW, they have worked SOOOO well every time they have been tried before...) Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (SRRAx) 686
"Vice President Trump" is trending on Twitter.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (jGGMD) hahah Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (NtVYv) 687
651
This breaks election laws. Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (dm56X) *** golly. Posted by: Iggee at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (fjiHN) Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (dm56X) 689
He announces he's going to PACE HIMSELF MORE? He's already got the lightest schedule of any POTUS in modern history.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (Odg76) 690
“The idea that…” is clearly a memory marker for him.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (aVudl) 691
In the near abroad?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (dg+HA) 692
He has to stop working 7am to midnight, but his staff keeps adding things.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (oe5jS) 693
This is highly illegal.
Using the White House likes this is not legal. Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (dm56X) No one is above the law. Except Democrats and anyone who can help Democrats. Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (lX8VI) Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (IcuR4) 695
Looks like he is staying in! Yay! Unless they are figuring out the big monster cheat.
Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (p4NUW) 696
How's the futures market tracking this?
Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (bzJoC) 697
>>> 590 I have no fucking idea what he is talking about.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (RUmyk) Neither does he. Posted by: Orange Man Bad at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (VavZF) 698
Running out of gas now...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (vtRd1) 699
I have to pace myself, just because I need to...
This is getting almost as bad as the debate Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM He is fading and I hope they cut this off so they keep him on the ticket. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (QNSds) 700
It takes four bourbons to make me slur like this guy is doing now
Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (rjJqk) 701
your commander in chief?
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (gKWVE) 702
I ate sixteen Noble Romans.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (63Dwl) 703
Hey, Joe is blinking!!
Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (jvJvP) 704
Yeah so I hope Putin is busy and not listening right now.
Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (p4NUW) 705
I'm pleased by this. He's going to be difficult to push out now. I was afraid he'd crash and burn, and the Dems would shitcan him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (YqDXo) 706
I gotta more long capacity.
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (q177U) Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (IyPmt) 708
We're making a day-to-day basis...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (dg+HA) 709
My..my...my...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (vtRd1) 710
Lift limitations? But he will not send 2,000 lb bombs to Israel.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (qZdIZ) 711
Wut?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (U8kCF) 712
My Commander in Chief
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (NtVYv) 713
Well, the House can now drop it's pursuit of getting the raw, unedited Deposition tapes.
Don't bother, no need to worry 'bout those, anymore. We're seeing what's on those tapes play out Live, in Real Time, and maybe even worse than the tapes themselves. And this time, not just "political junkies", but the Whole World is Watching. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (kQgoX) 714
My gawd, Ruprecht's gonna get his fork corked fo' sho'
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (SO6q8) 715
This is just sad.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (t56FM) 716
I am kind of schizoid right now... I want him to crash and burn NO!!!!! I want him to stay in the race NO!!! Crash NO!!! stay in....,
Posted by: tubal at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (Juy/5) Posted by: Zombie Neville Chamberlain at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (mH6SG) 718
Ukraine has absolutely nothing to do with NATO. He is tossing our red herrings after red herrings.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (QNSds) 719
Ukraine answer, Word Salad.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (RUmyk) 720
Joe! Be Strong! You Can Do It!
Posted by: Trump Campaign at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (SYTee) 721
jobs whisper
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (dg+HA) 722
The smirk.isnt helping.
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (c4NPH) 723
2000 jobs, woooo
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (NtVYv) 724
Jeez, have the cannibals been at him? This is some funky shit right here.
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (14URa) 725
This would be the perfect time for Russia and China to nuke us into oblivion.
Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (IcuR4) Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (9aVck) 727
Government doesn't create jobs, Joe, the private sector does that.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (O7YUW) 728
So, the answer to every doubt is to repeat “I get the job done?”
Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (rjJqk) 729
I wonder if Biden gets a headache after coming down off the uppers. Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (+oR7L) 730
I created 2000 jobs last week, Fat!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (vtRd1) 731
"following the advice of my Commander in Chief....."
".....and I forgot the second question, which was about my mental capacity." Oy. Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (DgGvY) 732
Where's the hook?!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (kpS4V) Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (Odg76) 734
The last time I checked, a nice studio apartment is going for 2K in Astoria Queens.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (XV/Pl) ~~~~~ A friend just gave up her rent controlled 2BR apartment in Riverdale...$650/mo. Once people move out, the landlords are allowed to bump the rent way up on the new tenant. Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (3ImbR) Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (t56FM) 736
have to pace myself, just because I need to...
This is getting almost as bad as the debate Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM He is fading and I hope they cut this off so they keep him on the ticket. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (QNSds) Someone bring out the hook! We need him to keep standing. Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (llS7k) 737
Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (IcuR4)
Hi Jane, missed you, hope you are hanging in. Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (lX8VI) 738
I'm pleased by this. He's going to be difficult to push out now. I was afraid he'd crash and burn, and the Dems would shitcan him.
Agree. I don't think this will be enough to boot him. Fine by me. Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (xCA6C) Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (8mC+I) 740
Four creepy whispers.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (Odg76) 741
He created 2000 jobs last week?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (U8kCF) 742
The border bullshit blaming Rs is infuriating.
Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (FGQ5G) 743
President Harris, please pick up the nuclear football.
*laughs maniacally and scares the cats* Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (IcuR4) ---------- *smooch* Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (bS+DD) 744
No major outlet on the list?
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (c4NPH) Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (/7KEl) 746
Why is the top of his head pink? That's weirding me out.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (Xi1yP) 747
>>> 695 President Harris, please pick up the nuclear football.
*laughs maniacally and scares the cats* Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (IcuR4) HEY!!!! *waves enthusiastically if probably spastically too* Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (VavZF) Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (tT6L1) 749
Lost his place on the list.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (qZdIZ) 750
Joe's done, literally and figuratively. if he hasn't resigned in a week or less, it's 25th time.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (2ZFHC) 751
>>> Showering with his daughter, bringing his entire family into his criminal enterprise, screwing the family nanny and then trotting her out as a respectable woman, and raising at least one awful, damaged horrific son is his legacy for me. With only brief moments still left on earth, you would think he'd repent. Sad.
Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (llS7k) I like the idea he is the RBG of presidents. That had he gracefully bowed out of running second term, he'd be allowed to fade into the sunset as the man who saved them from a Trump second term. But Biden doesn't do anything gracefully, so instead he's hung on past his sell by date, and is a curse on the dems and might get Trump back in the WH with a majority. It is to laugh. Posted by: LizLem at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (QAK8m) 752
Notice he's stopped my word as a Biden since the Hunter stuff.
Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (lX8VI) Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (c4NPH) 754
You know it's planned because the mic is always there before he calls on a person.
Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (g4EQa) 755
It's not over yet
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (U8kCF) 756
686 If there's no inflation, why would we need rent controls?
(BTW, they have worked SOOOO well every time they have been tried before...) Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (SRRAx) Corporate greed, of course! Here's my challenge: Ask anyone that says that to name the greedy corporation so I can buy stock. If someone is making exorbitant profits, let's make some money. They can't tell you a name. Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (pIfcn) 757
can't read his reporter call-sheet now
Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (5fDan) 758
Jane!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (2UnvF) 759
>>> 747 Why is the top of his head pink? That's weirding me out.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (Xi1yP) The orange faded in the wash. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (VavZF) 760
Could they produce more loaded questions?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (YqDXo) 761
Jane D'oh! How nice to see you before the bombs drop.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (kpS4V) 762
He's not doing as badly as at the debate, but he doesn't look or sound good.
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (9Afsw) 763
It isn't legal for the education department to notice students who has been forgiving their loans.
That aren't forgiven. But students want to believe. Like drugs won't kill you and having sex once won't get you pregnant. Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (bzJoC) 764
MANDELBIDEN!
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (/7KEl) 765
oh this question. already answered this in the opening remarks. this is a softball
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (gKWVE) 766
Oh No! the animatronic Biden refuses to leave the stage! Now the real Biden and the fake Biden are wrestling around on the floor, and the Secret Service has no idea which one is real, and which one is fake!
Who will they shoot, and how will we know they got the right one, since the real Biden has had most of his organs replaced with cheap Chinese knock off parts! Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (nLFEI) 767
Low hanging softball about the Trump threat. Nice.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (vtRd1) 768
Who give a fuck about NATO? Food has doubled in price. Fuck Ukraine.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (t56FM) 769
Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok
Members of the PA legislature are holding a rally right now at the PA Capitol called “Biden for President.” About a dozen people showed up. Half are reporters. Photos from @DanBartkowiak https://tinyurl.com/h7zxm5nc Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (Jh5b+) Posted by: Shenanigans at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (lcyZw) Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (uxCna) 772
Greetings Jane Doh. Glad you're back
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (aLzBS) 773
look fat !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (NtVYv) 774
{{{Jane D'Oh}}}
Hug was supportive, with proper hand placement and quick release. You have been through so much! Hope you are doing well. Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (u82oZ) 775
We need Biden to do just well enough. Not good, not terrible. We need a 3.6 roentgens performance.
Posted by: SMFH at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (Rtv7W) 776
This isn't going to slow down the train to remove him. Sadly.
Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (LrEPG) Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (DgGvY) 778
"following the advice of my Commander in Chief....."
".....and I forgot the second question, which was about my mental capacity." Oy. Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (DgGvY) This is so unfair. sincerely, Rick Perry Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (llS7k) 779
He is toast... Putin has every right now to allow Cuba to attack US assets or Venezuala..
Posted by: catman at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (4HMlb) 780
This bought him another 2 weeks.
Can't wait to see the Dem infighting after this. Time for them to "go to the mattresses." Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (janLY) 781
You've gotta win!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (dg+HA) 782
OK that is 100% a scripted question that was given to that guy.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (QNSds) 783
"Without sounding too self-serving"? Oh, dear. Seriously.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (vCVcZ) Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (mH6SG) 785
Look
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (/7KEl) 786
He should be glad he's not on the Gong Show.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (a1415) 787
Hey. *Gomer Pyle wave*
Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (IcuR4) 788
I'm pleased by this. He's going to be difficult to push out now. I was afraid he'd crash and burn, and the Dems would shitcan him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (YqDXo) ~~~~~ ^^^ This is where I am too. Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (3ImbR) Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (SO6q8) 790
749 This is a campaign event carried by MSM.
PDT should get equal time, otherwise, this is illegal. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (tT6L1) Is it really, though? Is it helping his campaign or is it another nail in the coffin? I mean, this could be considered a "vote for Trump" campaign event by the end... Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (exHjb) 791
Europeans don't want Trump? Stop selling. The deal is sealed.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (63Dwl) 792
Foreign policy not Trump's strong point?
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (gKWVE) 793
755 You know it's planned because the mic is always there before he calls on a person.
Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (g4EQa) Nice catch. I didn't think of that! Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (14URa) 794
Here's a thought: why don't the Europeans put on their big boy pants and defend themselves?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (YqDXo) 795
The Frog reporter invites Biden to bash Trump.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (Odg76) 796
I'm totally sure all the world leaders are telling him to get out there and win it. LOL
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (OX9vb) Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (jGGMD) 798
That's bullshit, I just learned about NATO
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (NtVYv) 799
Holy smokes. This is to get out that Trump is Satan and nothing else. Homies?
Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (p4NUW) 800
Now he's making shit up about what European leaders are saying to him. That aught to please them a whole bunch.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (O7YUW) 801
>>> 616 named no qualifications
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (NtVYv) Everyone already knows Kamala's "qualifications". Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (VavZF) 802
Twice at least he’s repeated a line about “how can I say this without being self-serving”
Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (rjJqk) 803
HANG IN THERE JOE!
Posted by: mugiwara at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (yl7sY) 804
How come corporations only became greedy in 2021?
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (t56FM) 805
The questioners must have been picked from Bumfucistan news.⁶
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (5MvGY) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (vtRd1) 807
Jane!!!!!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (a1415) Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (RIvkX) 809
So we elect a president to protect Ukraine and nato? Got it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (8mC+I) 810
Said Trump has said he doesn’t know what NATO is.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (oe5jS) 811
15th cough
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (c4NPH) 812
The fug? he's lost and in the weeds, he conflated Trump and Putin.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (pIfcn) 813
Let him beat on Trump it makes the lefties swoon. Its good for him to keep him propped up with the base.
Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (LrEPG) 814
The "Finlandization"
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (dg+HA) 815
>>> I think the Press Secretary is signaling...yes, they are now replacing the weird animatronic Biden with the real Biden.
The Biden animatronic in the Disney Hall of Presidents is probably more coherent. Posted by: LizLem at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (QAK8m) 816
> You know it's planned because the mic is always there before he calls on a person.
Well, that and the fact that Biden's literally calling on people from a list Biden said would be the list of people he calls on. Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (Odg76) 817
Finland joining NATO doesn't play in Peoria dummy
Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (5fDan) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (63Dwl) 819
>>> He's not doing as badly as at the debate, but he doesn't look or sound good.
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (9Afsw) Exactly. This is still bad. Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (q177U) 820
WTF, the remaining Biden has put on a pair of ice skates and a hokey mask!
He's now skating in a quite lovely way around the press conference. This could only be the real Biden! But wait, another Biden has entered the room! It's mayhem people! Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (nLFEI) 821
I hope Jill is a drinker. And a mean drunk. 🍿🍿
Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (IcuR4) 822
"Don't hold me to this..... Trump said he didn't know about NATO until a few days ago"
I think I'll hold Biden to that, sorry. Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (DgGvY) 823
I invited him to the uvlffice (slurring)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (O7YUW) 824
All my utilities are cramming through rate increases.
Probably figure he's going to steal the election and impose price controls. I'm Suspicious Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (bzJoC) 825
So this is Biden's side of the debate, 350 hours late.
Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (lX8VI) 826
LET HIM COOK
Posted by: mugiwara at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (yl7sY) 827
Is he hallucinating?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (aLzBS) 828
Sundown you better take care...
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (NMT5x) 829
THE FILLUDIZATION OF UKRAINE, WE CAN'T LET IT HAPPEN, JACK!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (vtRd1) 830
Vote for me. I got Finland in nato.
I can’t see how this message doesn’t work for the anverage American. 😂 Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (t56FM) 831
To coin a Rushbo reference, "Operation Chaos" is here.
Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (janLY) 832
Joe remains in the race.
DU is going to be ecstatic over this performance and having orgasms at the thought of Joe beating Drumpf. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (tT6L1) 833
Is it really, though? Is it helping his campaign or is it another nail in the coffin? I mean, this could be considered a "vote for Trump" campaign event by the end...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 Put your DU hat on, your Kos hat on. They are cheering thinking ALL people in Europe think Trump is evil. That is the point of this. Absolutely the point. Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (p4NUW) 834
Is he listening to someone talking in his ear?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (vtRd1) 835
The Frog reporter invites Biden to bash Trump.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (Odg76) ____________ Yeah, he really teed that one up with his preamble. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (YqDXo) 836
Finland, Finland, Finland...
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (vCVcZ) 837
Where is he going with th8
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (/7KEl) 838
Who gives a shit about Finland joining NATO?
Does he know he the President of the United States not the President of Europe? Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (Xi1yP) 839
An "I beg your pardon " moment.
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (c4NPH) 840
@735
>>A friend just gave up her rent controlled 2BR apartment in Riverdale...$650/mo. That apartment will now be around 4k per month. To borrow a phrase, The Rents Are Too Damn High. Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (XV/Pl) 841
Well hello there. Jane.
Posted by: dantesed at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (Oy/m2) 842
you just give joey the ole pigskin and clear out for him, hell make magic happen
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (MGB5H) 843
Why is the top of his head pink? That's weirding me out. Posted by: JackStraw Plug burn -- it is related to rug burn, but it afflicts prideful jackasses who opted to have hair plug implants. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (xG4kz) 844
Now he's just boring everyone with his slooooww delivery
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (TaHi/) 845
Everyone already knows Kamala's "qualifications".
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (VavZF) The OG Hawk Tuah girl. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (i24o9) 846
What's the South China Sea like right now? Because seriously, if I were China, now would be the right time to pounce on Taiwan.
Posted by: LizLem at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (QAK8m) 847
822 I hope Jill is a drinker. And a mean drunk. 🍿🍿
Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM Oh what the secret service must overhear. Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (8mC+I) 848
The "Finlandization"
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (dg+HA) that was a good one Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (NtVYv) 849
So far it looks like the First Vegetable is just strong enough to stay in the race and continue to embarrass DC
Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (rjJqk) 850
50 other nations, Jack!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (dg+HA) 851
SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW JOE
Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (LrEPG) 852
Finland supports Joe Biden!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (vtRd1) 853
Is he pining for the fjords now?
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (c4NPH) 854
Put your DU hat on, your Kos hat on. They are cheering thinking ALL people in Europe think Trump is evil. That is the point of this. Absolutely the point.
Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (p4NUW) _______________ Who the hell cares what people in Europe think? Europe is a theme park right now. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: Bruce at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (szrmA) 856
This kinda shit is funny. When it happens to other countries.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (SO6q8) 857
Grinding to a halt now...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (vtRd1) 858
Jane D'oh. Welcome home, love
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (5MvGY) 859
Welcome back Jane.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (RIvkX) 860
If I didn’t know any better I’d think he is running for present of Ukraine.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (t56FM) 861
Joe is delusional.
The dementia is just a bonus. Dear Ruler of the Cosmos, please leave this POS as POTUS until the election is finished. Posted by: Voter theater. at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (FCPbW) Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (jvJvP) 863
His answers are on the prompter
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (NtVYv) 864
So Trump didn't know what the organization he spent years talking to about them paying for themselves is?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - if you can't pick your adjectives, how can you pick your pronouns? at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (M3zoF) 865
Vice President Trump just learned about NATO!
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (q177U) 866
I dont think Biden has any intention of stepping down in the immediate future, but I guess we'll see.
His press conference was okay. He's clearly slipping, but this is not what he was at the debate. Good for us. Posted by: Blago at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (Qfw6X) 867
I'm pleased by this. He's going to be difficult to push out now. I was afraid he'd crash and burn, and the Dems would shitcan him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (YqDXo) ~~~~~ ^^^ This is where I am too. Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM I agree. He is horrible, but not horrible enough for them to continue to push him out. Kind of like that Dr. Evil line......Your not evil enough, you are diet coke of evil, evil light. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (QNSds) 868
I didn't know you could use a White House event as a campaign stop. I'm sure CREW will get right on that Hatch Act complaint.
Posted by: the dandy at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (L+5ng) 869
Was Finland going to be invaded at some point recently?
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (vCVcZ) Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (DgGvY) 871
Oh good, we may have a severe weather alert to interrupt this farce.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (jGGMD) 872
Jane!!!! shmooshes to you!
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (14URa) 873
This is weird- I've lost track of this soliloquy
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (/7KEl) 874
Jane D'Oh, so good to see you, don't be a stranger.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (Sgq8y) 875
Facial cheek scratching, again -- isn't that a lie "tell"??
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (Jh5b+) 876
Be nice, David!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (dg+HA) Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (5fDan) 878
The "Finlandization"
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (dg+HA) that was a good one Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (NtVYv) _____________ A term of long-standing (at least 40 years). Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (YqDXo) 879
Even more enraging and nauseating than this alleged press conference is the apparent collusion by The Press.
Bastards. Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (XV/Pl) 880
834 Is it really, though? Is it helping his campaign or is it another nail in the coffin? I mean, this could be considered a "vote for Trump" campaign event by the end...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 Put your DU hat on, your Kos hat on. They are cheering thinking ALL people in Europe think Trump is evil. That is the point of this. Absolutely the point. Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (p4NUW) And Europeans vote in American elections, how? Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (exHjb) 881
> "...the 15th cough."
All the coughing and hoarseness is likely due to dry mouth, a side effect of the drugs they're pumping into him. Posted by: Just reporting at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (scll+) 882
The Finnish are Lapping this up.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (E1q1Z) 883
I have a lifetime of great foreign policy decisions behind me to stand on.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (vtRd1) 884
Microphone girl is hot, hot, hot
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (NtVYv) 885
How are those D senators feeling about this scripted show?
Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (NXnx4) 886
why does a warhave to replace the previous war?
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (MGB5H) Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (Odg76) 888
Is it really, though? Is it helping his campaign or is it another nail in the coffin? I mean, this could be considered a "vote for Trump" campaign event by the end...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (exHjb) ------------- Joe is doing well. Surprisingly well. Campaign event. I know he's lying, we know he's lying and he's had a few fumbles, but, this isn't the Joe of a couple of weeks ago. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (tT6L1) 889
You can tell the reporters were instructed to ask a lot of questions about NATO.
Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (rjJqk) 890
I got Fifty Nations to support Ukraine!
________________ Most of whom just signed an open letter of support, but didn't do squat. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:57 PM (c4NPH) 892
Is he listening to someone talking in his ear?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (vtRd1) ---------- I don't think so. He's talking at an even pace. I think he is just reading directly off a teleprompter. Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 07:57 PM (bS+DD) 893
I'd ask him to show us his notes, why does he have to have pictures on his notecards telling him where to walk.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 07:57 PM (8mC+I) 894
He is having trouble breathing. Sounds like someone with severe asthma.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:57 PM (QNSds) 895
One thing going for Joe is that he only has to rise to the level of complete fucking idiot for everyone to say he's as good as he ever was.
Posted by: Bob Dwyer at July 11, 2024 07:57 PM (4780s) 896
Who the hell cares what people in Europe think? Europe is a theme park right now. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July We have a lot of people who do who will eat this up. This isn’t to change our minds, this is to keep his party from staying home. And they care. Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:57 PM (p4NUW) 897
Good enough to convince himself it was a success.
Bad enough that it won’t change the conversation. Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 11, 2024 07:57 PM (Y8lzz) 898
Even his ears are bronzed
Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 07:57 PM (oe5jS) 899
You can tell the reporters were instructed to ask a lot of questions about NATO.
Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (rjJqk) _______________ Because it's following the NATO conference. As luck would have it. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:57 PM (YqDXo) 900
Looking for the right card...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:57 PM (vtRd1) 901
I hope this convinced the Dems to leave him in. Hee hee hee
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (bS+DD) ~~~~~ Hiya bluebell! Thread is moving so fast I almost didn't see you. And I'm hoping he stays in also. Tee hee. Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 07:57 PM (3ImbR) 902
Can this possibly go another 60 minutes?
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (14URa) 903
Whew. It's over. Sure, there are a collection of Dead Bidens, but I'm positive the real one won out, and in no way will he malfunction between now a November.
Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (nLFEI) Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (MGB5H) 905
Was that a burp?
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (c4NPH) 906
He's back baby!
Question is do I watch CNN to see what they are saying or stick with Fox? Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (LrEPG) 907
I've spent more time with "Shezin Squee" WTF
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (O7YUW) Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (uxCna) 909
Even more enraging and nauseating than this alleged press conference is the apparent collusion by The Press.
Bastards. Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (XV/Pl) Makng Joe look alright. Keeping him in the race! Sweet! Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (jvJvP) 910
There's an animation of foreign aid $100,000 bills and where they go to overseas for a year.
It's mind bending. Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (bzJoC) 911
Hi Jane!
Posted by: fd at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (vFG9F) 912
"Dave" had a long
Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (DgGvY) 913
He's doing well enough to continue, but this stump speech bullshit isn't swaying the voters. More please...
Posted by: toddg at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (dg2su) 914
A term of long-standing (at least 40 years).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Also a term that the Finns despise and a competent diplomat would never use! Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (g4EQa) 915
I got Fifty Nations to support Ukraine!
--- Cool. Fifty other people to decide how to waste America's money. Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (hCzfy) 916
I’m pretty sure NATO isn’t even in the top five issues voters want addressed.
Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (rjJqk) 917
If I were Trump, I'd be laughing my ass off at this mess.
Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (nLFEI) 918
The fact that joe biden is having to have a "big boy" press conference to prove that he is able to do the job of President should tell the entire world that he can't do the job of President.
I can hardly wait for the next debate. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (QNSds) 919
Everyone already knows Kamala's "qualifications".
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM * looks at ceiling * Posted by: Willie at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (2ZFHC) 920
Joe is doing well. Surprisingly well.
Campaign event. I know he's lying, we know he's lying and he's had a few fumbles, but, this isn't the Joe of a couple of weeks ago. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (tT6L1) No, b/c the VP Trump gaffe will be the only thing remembered...so, he failed the minute that happened...but succeeded enough to stay on the ticket...which is an absolute dagger to all the House and Senate dems and all down ticket ones... Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (exHjb) 921
OK, big shot. Fill a stadium. Hold a rally. Give a 90 minute barn burner speech.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (dg+HA) 922
"And now I'd like to ask myself a few questions..."
Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:59 PM (nLFEI) 923
i think joe's staying in the race
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:59 PM (gKWVE) 924
Wait. What was the question again?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:59 PM (vtRd1) 925
Considering the low low low expectations he’s actually doing okay…. Overall id give it a full Biden which is grading on a curve. On a straight scale it’s a C-….. enough to keep him in the game, which is good. I can’t watch another moment though…. I’ve seen too much (Seinfeld bad naked reference)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 11, 2024 07:59 PM (2BAti) 926
Aaron McIntire
@DeaceProducer Vice President Trump should invoke the 25th amendment immediately. Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:59 PM (jGGMD) 927
Who the hell cares what people in Europe think? Europe is a theme park right now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July We have a lot of people who do who will eat this up. This isn’t to change our minds, this is to keep his party from staying home. And they care. Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:57 PM (p4NUW) _______________ When I lived in Europe and Europeans used to talk about their views as though the US should care, I'd respond, "What does Bolivia think?" They'd say, "Who cares what Bolivia thinks?" "That's exactly America views Europe." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:59 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:59 PM (5fDan) 929
Xi and me . A buddy movie
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:59 PM (aLzBS) 930
>>> 843 you just give joey the ole pigskin and clear out for him, hell make magic happen
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (MGB5H) If Coach had put me in, we would have won State. No doubt in my mind. Posted by: Brandon at July 11, 2024 07:59 PM (VavZF) Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:59 PM (c4NPH) 932
This presser is phony. Let Joe have a Trump style one where Acosta is going nuts. Joe would pass out.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:59 PM (RUmyk) 933
I gotta say, he's doing better tonight than he has in years.
Again, I want some of what they're giving him! Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 07:59 PM (3ImbR) 934
If I were Trump, I'd be laughing my ass off at this mess.
Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (nLFEI) --- The "Vice President Trump" gaffe alone should be plenty of fodder for Truth Social posts... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 11, 2024 07:59 PM (BpYfr) 935
Can the reporters see the teleprompter?
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (q177U) 936
I take a nap for a few hours, wake up and Donald Trump is Bidens Vice President? WTF is going on?
Posted by: JROD at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (IlL6s) 937
Who the fvck is "she" He keeps calling Xi "she".
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (QNSds) 938
Jaaaaane! Hello.
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (V13WU) 939
I think the Dem leadership still wants to have him out because he's going to lose. This event isn't going to change that calculus.
The word has gone out from Obama. They will fall in line. Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (LrEPG) 940
WTF does this have to do with the prices I pay for everything!!
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (c4NPH) Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (jvJvP) Posted by: Sweden at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (Jh5b+) 943
Biden has locked down the Ukrainian and Finish vote. The walls are closing in on Trump. Mark my words.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (RUmyk) 944
Biden brags he has spent a lot of time with China's President, but then makes the point China hasn't got the message about what global acts are unacceptable.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (Odg76) 945
So this is apex drug cocktail.
Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (bzJoC) 946
Really guys, this is all perfectly normal. Nothing to see here.
I mean what person doesn't take a week to recover from working a couple of days. Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (nLFEI) 947
It was mentioned up thread. My goodness every member of the fake media is asking their questions very slowly and enunciating clear. Shit show run by shit heads.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (ZTJjv) 948
Did the President of the United States really just say "don't hold me to this"?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - if you can't pick your adjectives, how can you pick your pronouns? at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (M3zoF) 949
Was Finland going to be invaded at some point recently?
The Swedish hordes are at the border... Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM The lutefisk shortage is severe, and practically unreported in the MSM, for some reason. Posted by: Thorvald, creator of Thorvald's Cream of Lutefisk at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (2ZFHC) 950
Hope I'm wrong but I'm not sure that's our Jane. Her nic was Jane D'oh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (mH6SG) 951
Did he say VP Trump?
Posted by: sj at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (rdtnd) 952
Betting odds think Vegetable is recovering. Now Harris is up only 44¢ to 41¢
Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (rjJqk) 953
Unban REDACTED! Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (dm56X) 954
What the fack is he babbling about?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (Xi1yP) 955
This is kinda rambling
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (/7KEl) 956
Is Joe on Adderall? Coke? Both? He's more animated than he's been in ages.
Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (IcuR4) 957
Isn't it illegal to campaign using the WH for a press conference?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (Ud7de) 958
30 minute mark.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (dg+HA) 959
I really hope someone has created a "Vice President Trump" Twitter handle.
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (bS+DD) 960
I like to imagine Obama's voice transposed over Biden in this presser. I bet both content and presentation would be just like old Barry's style without missing a beat.
Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (janLY) 961
Biden thinks there are fewer than a billion people in China?
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (Odg76) 962
>>> 878 I got Fifty Nations to support Ukraine!
So what? George H. W. Bush got more to support Kuwait. Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (5fDan) Yeah well *I* can eat 50 eggs! Posted by: Brandon at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (VavZF) 963
TARIFFS ARE GOOD WHEN JOE WANTS THEM BUT NOT WHEN TRUMP WANTS THEM?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (vtRd1) Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (/7KEl) 965
835 Is he listening to someone talking in his ear?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (vtRd1) Si. His ear is telling him that there are over 500,000 illegals banked in each swing State and ready to out ballot the registered, legal citizen voters. As needed. I'd bet he actually says the same before it's all over. Who is to stop him? Really....Mike The Pussy Johnson""LMFAO....one thing Dementia Joe KNOWS ---the R's are NO opposition. Only Trump. ONLY Trump. It would be miracle if Trump out balloted Joe AND survived to Inauguration Day. Posted by: Voter theater. at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (FCPbW) 966
Isn't it illegal to campaign using the WH for a press conference?
Posted by: AlaBAMA its not in the WH Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (MGB5H) 967
>>> 962 Biden thinks there are fewer than a billion people in China?
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (Odg76) I brought some of 'em here. Posted by: Brandon at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (VavZF) 968
When I lived in Europe and Europeans used to talk about their views as though the US should care, I'd respond, "What does Bolivia think?"
They'd say, "Who cares what Bolivia thinks?" "That's exactly America views Europe." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, But we are the leader of the free world. Or we were. We should be. Italy isn’t crazy about Biden. So there is that. Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (p4NUW) 969
Thirty minutes ago: "Trump wants tariffs and the American people will pay for that! Wrong!"
Now: "I'm putting tariffs on Chinese imports. Praise me!" Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (DgGvY) 970
{957} Is Joe on Adderall? Coke? Both? He's more animated than he's been in ages.
Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (IcuR4) The crash is going to be brutal. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (O7YUW) 971
Russia, China, whatever
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (vtRd1) 972
Seriously wtf is he talk about
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (/7KEl) 973
He's starting to slow down again. Uh oh...
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (q177U) 974
I'm bored and I'm tempted to just put up the cafe but I don't want to quit until it's over. He could have an episode.
Posted by: ace at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (KRtlO) 975
In a time of outright madness and decay...
.... Jane D'oh rejoins us and saves the day! Welcome Back, Honored 'Ette! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (kQgoX) Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (g4EQa) 977
The word has gone out from Obama. They will fall in line.
Except for Biden, which means that they are f***ed, so long as Biden maintains a glimmer of frontal lobe activity. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (uxCna) 978
Trust me, I'm totally doing super effective shit behind the scenes with China, but I won't talk about any of that other than saying something vague about a tariff.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (Odg76) 979
Nothing about this presser will change anything. Biden has solidified a persona for himself in the collective consciousness of USA.
Ford is clumsy HW is out of touch Clinton is a cool horn dog W is a doofus Biden is crippled by age Posted by: Shenanigans at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (lcyZw) 980
Joe is not being Presidential, not by a long shot. He needed to be tonight. He's not changing any minds with this blundering lie fest
Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (5fDan) 981
What the hell is he even talking about now?
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (9Afsw) 982
>>> he failed the minute that happened...but succeeded enough to stay on the ticket...which is an absolute dagger to all the House and Senate dems and all down ticket ones...
The GOP will fumble the ball somehow, they always do. But at least the dems will be sweating until election day. There's rumors that even NY state might be in play...let 'em sweat! And waste donor money that's drying up on states that should be safe. Posted by: LizLem at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (QAK8m) 983
Oh yes, take it from Joe, the Bidens know all about "investing in China."
Posted by: Just reporting at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (scll+) 984
rambling
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (NtVYv) 985
Isn't it illegal to campaign using the WH for a press conference?
Posted by: AlaBAMA its not in the WH Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM They are in the fake white house. IRRC it's called the administration building. Bonus is there are no visitor logs there either. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (QNSds) 986
He's a mess, but he's their mess, and he's pulling out enough to be able to hang
Which is what we need. He needs to be the opponent until election day. Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (NXnx4) 987
Passable answer on China. Cheer him on. Keep him in.
Ssssshhhhhh..... Posted by: Iggee at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (razJP) 988
At least not whispering
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (fwDg9) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (vtRd1) 990
Biden thinks there are fewer than a billion people in China?
Posted by: bonhomme Well he also thinks the entire continent of Africa doesnt have a billion people either Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (MGB5H) 991
"For example..."
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (muwun) 992
so it finally started?
LOL! Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (MKEsG) 993
He's rambling.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (U8kCF) 994
I'm bored and I'm tempted to just put up the cafe but I don't want to quit until it's over. He could have an episode.
Posted by: ace at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM Let it got Ace, he is on a roll. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (QNSds) 995
Biden is at whatever convention center NATO met at. He’s standing on a big stage , he’s not in the briefing room.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (oe5jS) 996
He lasted to 1000 comments.
Posted by: 13times at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (jAG+j) Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (DgGvY) 998
Just catching up now on the Big Boy. Biden "I wouldn't have picked Vice President Trump..." He sure has problems switching his brain focus to different topics.
Posted by: scruboak17 at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (SMgCc) 999
Oh yeah, the cocktail is definitely wearing off. He's starting to task-switch between ideas randomly.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (O7YUW) 1000
I think Biden bought himself some time.
Posted by: Blago at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (Qfw6X) 1001
Glad he's doing well. Maybe this will get Pelosi off his jock and keep him in the race till November.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (Ud7de) 1002
1000th!
Posted by: Paul at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (EacFm) 1003
975 I'm bored and I'm tempted to just put up the cafe but I don't want to quit until it's over. He could have an episode.
Posted by: ace at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (KRtlO) And I want to hit 1000... Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (jvJvP) 1004
Getting Finland in NATO was because Finland carefully scrutinized Russian capabilities and figured they needed some more lead in the pencil.
Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (bzJoC) 1005
Yeah, other than 5 or 6 gaffes, reading from a teleprompter, and taking scripted questions and giving scripted answers, biden is doing great! Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (dm56X) 1006
I'm bored and I'm tempted to just put up the cafe but I don't want to quit until it's over. He could have an episode.
Much like a NASCAR race in that regard. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (vtRd1) 1007
10 minutes to say, west needs more weapons
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (U8kCF) 1008
Is it just me or is he reading off the teleprompter. He keeps moving his head back and forth like he is.
Of course I only tuned in for a couple of minutes. If this is all it takes to be President, I should have been elected. I can speak in coherent sentences. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (t/2Uw) 1009
Weapons systems...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (dg+HA) Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (Odg76) 1011
Woo-hoo!
Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (jvJvP) 1012
"I'm a foreign policy wiz!"
"On my watch China, Russia, and North Korea have become closer than ever before!" Posted by: the dandy at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (L+5ng) 1013
ace, Cafe is good. He saved his ass and will be on the ticket.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (5MvGY) 1014
What do you think? The acrimony between Dump Biden and Ridin’ Biden will get worse tomorrow.
Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (rjJqk) 1015
Listening...listening...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (vtRd1) Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (janLY) 1017
Has anyone told Kamala Joe just picked Trump for VP?
Posted by: Just Lily at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (TztLh) 1018
I'm bored and I'm tempted to just put up the cafe but I don't want to quit until it's over. He could have an episode.
Posted by: ace at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (KRtlO) === It's always like watching a train wreck in slow motion when FJB gets up to speak in front of an audience. We *know* he's probably going to get through it somehow, but there's always the possibility of a catastrophe. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (BpYfr) 1019
I hope some question passes him off so hanging
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (fwDg9) 1020
He's just talking to keep talking
He probably thinks he's crushing it Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (/7KEl) 1021
The idea...look
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (dg+HA) 1022
There he goes again with the "she".
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (QNSds) 1023
Putin and his miniature giraffe are drinking champagne and laughing their asses off.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (Xi1yP) Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (xCA6C) 1025
Ukraine undercuts european farmers.
When does Ukraine's draft go into effect? Are a great number alleged eligibles still hiding out in US and Europe? Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (NFX2v) 1026
He is starting fade. When he starts using Look, never a good thing for him. I have no idea what is talking about.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (RUmyk) 1027
I'm bored and I'm tempted to just put up the cafe but I don't want to quit until it's over. He could have an episode.
Posted by: ace at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM Given the stench of this, please, sir, may we have a penguin-free Café? Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (2ZFHC) 1028
Nood!!
Posted by: Bruce at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (szrmA) 1029
WTF is this guy babbling about ?????? This is Elder Abuse big time. This guy just rambles and rambles.......
So the PRC is so fearful of Biden and our Military is talking to the PRC Military ??? Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (Wb+1f) 1030
"NATO has to build their own weapons!"
Isn't that Trump's talking point? Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (DgGvY) I think so. Amazing after 60 + years in office he's just now figuring out whaat needs to be done. And he needs just 4 more years to do it. Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (llS7k) 1031
ooops.
brain failing., tired. drugs wearing off...... Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (g4EQa) 1032
Pootin's got a problem, and I have the cure. More Cowbell!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (O7YUW) Posted by: Paul "Hammer Time" Pelosi at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (gKWVE) 1034
On Putin, could be good
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (fwDg9) 1035
That's right, Ace. The longer he rambles on the more likely he is to topple over.
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (9Afsw) 1036
PUTIN GOT A PROBLEM!!
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (c4NPH) 1037
This is like the Energizer bunny commercial where the competitors batteries are wearing down...
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (9aVck) 1038
If this wasn't real, with the actual future of the country at stake, it would make for an AMAZING TV show.
Posted by: LizLem at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (QAK8m) 1039
NO NUMBERS, JOE!!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (vtRd1) 1040
I'm switching to Bull Durham, my favorite movie.
Posted by: Megthered at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (W1XW9) 1041
350000 dead Russians? Bald faced lie.
Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (rjJqk) 1042
Notorious BFD, I just confirmed with Jane Doh that it is really her. She says she's just too lazy to use the apostrophe! Hahaha. Our Jane is BACK!!
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (bS+DD) 1043
>>> 1018 Has anyone told Kamala Joe just picked Trump for VP?
Posted by: Just Lily at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (TztLh) (#*%( #% $@)(%*)#&%*) &@B )%*) % !!!! Posted by: Hillary! at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (VavZF) 1044
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 2m
Crooked Joe: "I'm following the advice of my commander-in-chief…my…my…my…” Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 13m Crooked Joe begins his “Big Boy” Press Conference with, "I wouldn't have picked Vice President Trump to be vice president, though I think she was not qualified to be president." Great job, Joe! Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (Jh5b+) Posted by: haffhowershower at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (NMT5x) 1046
Stupid fun fact -- I learned the term "Finlandization" from a 1980's video game, Balance of Power.
I deliberately started a nuclear war and got this message (not typed from memory, copied from the Internet) in white text on a black screen: "You have ignited a nuclear war. And no, there is no animated display of a mushroom cloud with parts of bodies flying through the air. We do not reward failure." F*** you, Balance of Power! Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (oKx49) 1047
JOE, STOP WITH THE NUMBERS!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (vtRd1) 1048
Nood.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (dm56X) 1050
From an expert in lying...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (dg+HA) 1051
THE IDEA!!!
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (9Afsw) 1052
We're going to have to add "don't hold me to....." to the FJB Speech Drinking Game.
Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (DgGvY) 1053
Joe Biden.......... Yada.......Yada....Yada.......Yada....
Someone get the Cane out and pull this Zipperhead off the stage !!!!!!!! Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (Wb+1f) 1054
Where is Jim Acosta and his hassling act when you need him?
Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (janLY) 1055
He probably thinks he's crushing it
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (/7KEl) He's a Big Boy! And he's answering all the questions!! Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (OX9vb) 1056
anyway X2
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (dg+HA) Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (/7KEl) 1058
Anyway, anyway DRINKX2
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (aLzBS) 1059
Biden's coalition of 50 nations, including the most powerful nation on earth, held Putin to ONLY 17.4% of Ukraine.
Wow, what a victory. Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (Odg76) 1060
Russia, Russia, Russia
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (qZdIZ) 1061
Anyway...
Posted by: toddg at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (dg2su) 1062
Give him an accent and he'd sound just like Gerald Cooper.
Posted by: emf at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (gMdOV) 1063
Is Joe on Adderall? Coke? Both? He's more animated than he's been in ages.
Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (IcuR4) they are sending tiny electrical shocks through his earpiece ! Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (V13WU) 1064
NEVERMIND
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (vtRd1) Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (c4NPH) 1066
He has lost train of thought a few times
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (fwDg9) 1067
Had to leave, there were dishes needed doing.
Came back, still on. Gotta go, there something I need to be doing somewhere. Posted by: Bob Dwyer at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (4780s) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (aCj1E) 1069
What was the reporters question again?
Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (oe5jS) 1070
>>> 1043 Notorious BFD, I just confirmed with Jane Doh that it is really her. She says she's just too lazy to use the apostrophe! Hahaha. Our Jane is BACK!!
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (bS+DD) Jane, you missed your chance - should've said you can't afford apostrophes in Biden's "awesome" economy. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (VavZF) 1071
Notorious BFD, I just confirmed with Jane Doh that it is really her. She says she's just too lazy to use the apostrophe! Hahaha. Our Jane is BACK!!
Ecxellent! Thanks bluebell. *waves to Jane* Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (mH6SG) 1072
Australia has been invited TWICE
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (vtRd1) 1073
I do not think big money donk donors are impressed.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (17s+e) 1074
Shlowed down...shlowed down...
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (OX9vb) 1075
I would rather listen to Harris Giggle then this Charles Fox
Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (Wb+1f) 1076
Not sure of anyone else, but I've had enough of the 'press conference campaign speech' shit.
Right now, I consider Biden owes Trump equal time in response. Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (hKoQL) 1077
Jane, you missed your chance - should've said you can't afford apostrophes in Biden's "awesome" economy.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (VavZF) ---------- Ha!! Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (bS+DD) 1078
So Russia can barely advance a fraction of a percent in terms of territory…but Russia will overrun Europe.
Oh yes, okay. Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (rjJqk) Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (u82oZ) 1080
When Trump said " I'll talk to anybody" he was pilloried.
Posted by: Miklos also recalls at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (XIkHl) 1081
NPR?
Are you fucking kidding. Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (c4NPH) 1082
I have excellent relationships with Australia, Australia, Australia, and Australia. And did I mention Australia?
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (9Afsw) 1083
What is he doing with his hands?, he holds them up like someone just surgically attached hands to his nubs and he doesn't know how to work them.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (8mC+I) 1084
Joe survived. Now Newsom is going to pack it in and go home to survey burned homes and charcoal forests because he fucked off Trump's advice to clean up the forests.
Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (bzJoC) 1085
House Dems tell @thehill Pelosi is talking w/ lawmakers & expressing concerns re: Biden to pump breaks on rubber-stamping his nomination.
pump brakes ..... the word is brakes. /LOL I've never seen over 1000 comments, just wow. And I napped and missed all the fun. Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, Razzi di sera, bel tempo at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (qfLjt) 1086
I just got here. Did he say the ‘n’ word?
Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (LHPAg) 1087
Love the keffiyah
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (vtRd1) 1088
Didn't leave on time, was posting.
NPR ladie with one of those headscarfs. Golf channel here I come. Posted by: Bob Dwyer at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (4780s) 1089
So Russia can barely advance a fraction of a percent in terms of territory…but Russia will overrun Europe.
Oh yes, okay. Posted by: electronic means THis is always their two sided argument that never made any sense, much like Biden doesnt matter hes just one man it's an administration, but dont vote Trump hell over run the country and kill us all! Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (MGB5H) 1090
Biden has saved the Universe from the Klingons !!!!!!!!
Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (Wb+1f) 1091
Golds Meir?
Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (oe5jS) 1092
Leading from behind>leading from consensus.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (8mC+I) 1093
He's really slurring
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (vtRd1) Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (O7YUW) Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (c4NPH) 1096
DU intercepted transmissions will be interesting tonight
Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (rjJqk) 1097
2State Solution.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (oe5jS) 1098
My F**King Ears are Bleeding !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (Wb+1f) 1099
Of course the mooslim brings up Israel, "What changed? --- Maybe Hamas not returning the hostages?
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (qZdIZ) 1100
Just gettin here. Holy chit, +1000 comments. Cliff notes?
Posted by: scampydog at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (41CYW) 1101
Golds Meir, I hope someone asks him to draw a clock and say what year it is to prove he doesn't have dementia, or a push up contest.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (8mC+I) 1102
Ozzy Osbourne makes more sense then this idiot !!!!!!!!
Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (Wb+1f) 1103
1083 I have excellent relationships with Australia, Australia, Australia, and Australia. And did I mention Australia?
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (9Afsw) ---- Yes but you forgot to mention Australia. Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, l'Australia at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (qfLjt) 1104
Guessing Peter Doucy won't be called on?
Posted by: sj at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (rdtnd) 1105
ace, Cafe is good. He saved his ass and will be on the ticket.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (5MvGY) ==== And he can go hide in the basement until after the election like he did in 2020. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (cOq4q) 1106
I dunno. Vice President Trump is on a lower rung than President Trump (or Fake President Biden). I don't like it as an exploitable meme. Memes should be beneficial - and a picture of Trump being lower than Biden is not beneficial no matter the origin.
But I'm funny that way. Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (lX8VI) 1107
They are letting Biden Commit political suicide tonight .....
Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (Wb+1f) 1108
Guessing Peter Doucy won't be called on?
Posted by: sj at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (rdtnd) Dry bastard Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (lX8VI) 1109
He’s been over every inch of Afghanistan.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (oe5jS) 1110
I've never seen over 1000 comments, just wow. And I napped and missed all the fun.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, Razzi di sera, bel tempo at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (qfLjt) You missed some good times around 2010 Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (lX8VI) 1111
Next question from Maxx Headroom form MTV.........
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (Wb+1f) 1112
Been many 1K, even had 2K threads
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM (fwDg9) 1113
His numbers in Israel are better than anyone there.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (oe5jS) 1114
Been nice safe questions from Democrats Propaganda Ministry here
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (fwDg9) 1115
He inherited some kind of mess from the last administration. Not sure what.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (oe5jS) 1116
I'm just looking forward to all the Vice President Trump memes tomorrow.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (BAEGB) 1117
Anyway is another favorite word.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 08:16 PM (oe5jS) 1118
I'm glad this thread is here. I can't watch debates or other stuff like this live anymore. Just can't do it.
Posted by: steven at July 11, 2024 08:16 PM (SwBkm) 1119
Any difficult questions? Anything resembling a question Trump would have gotten? Or all fastballs down the middle?
Posted by: scampydog at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (41CYW) 1120
1119 I'm glad this thread is here. I can't watch debates or other stuff like this live anymore. Just can't do it.
Posted by: steven at July 11, 2024 08:16 PM (SwBkm) *** Why? It's hilarious. Posted by: Iggee at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (razJP) 1121
Duiring the debate he said something about beau dying and then Trump totally, Totally ignored the question he was asked and just started riffing. I couldn't watch it.
Posted by: steven at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (SwBkm) 1122
Next Question: The Suicide Bomb Factory from NPR
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (E1q1Z) Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (fwDg9) 1124
Anyway....'dad' came up so Beau could still make it. Just a few more Qs. .....
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (NFX2v) 1125
This 202t Project is going to start getting top billing on how Truml is going to take over America
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (fwDg9) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (xG4kz) 1127
I don't think heard Beau mentioned yet
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (fwDg9) 1128
1124 Control guns not girls
Words to.live by there Joe Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (fwDg9) Girls Gone Wild? Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (BAEGB) 1129
What is with the whisper....
Posted by: KarlHungus at July 11, 2024 08:25 PM (MhCcX) 1130
So after Biden is booted from the ticket, who's the first asshole to write a book talking about how they all knew this was a problem in 2020 and that's why he had lids and never left Delaware.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (Ud7de) We have always been at war with Eurasia Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (eoQWY) Posted by: Miklos does it for The Cause at July 11, 2024 08:28 PM (XIkHl) Posted by: Boone at July 11, 2024 08:28 PM (UPOx0) 1133
What is this dumb motherfucker getting on about?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 11, 2024 08:29 PM (RzJC/) Posted by: the Uighurs at July 11, 2024 08:29 PM (XIkHl) 1135
Are we really safer with Nato? I think trump could make the case that nato is only strong because of USA.
Posted by: Shenanigans at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (lcyZw) NATO's army is the US. The Germans are a joke, and the French are now ruled by terrorists. Most of their Ammo and Guns are smoking wrecks in Ukraine. None of them can make replacement ammo, unless Russia sells us some. And they might. Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 08:32 PM (eoQWY) 1136
I guess NATO selected the next President and we will hear who it is tomorrow.
Posted by: Bang-a-gong at July 11, 2024 08:33 PM (SRiFu) 1137
So Russia can barely advance a fraction of a percent in terms of territory…but Russia will overrun Europe.
Oh yes, okay. Posted by: electronic means THis is always their two sided argument that never made any sense, much like Biden doesnt matter hes just one man it's an administration, but dont vote Trump hell over run the country and kill us all! Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (MGB5H) To be fair Russia has occupied about 25 percent of the former land of Ukraine at kickoff. And they are advancing methodically now, busting a small hole and advancing toward the next town and spreading out sideways and into the town. Quick moves with men on cheap motorcyles/scooters which they dump on arrival not enough of a target for long enough for drones. Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 08:37 PM (eoQWY) 1138
769 Who give a fuck about NATO? Food has doubled in price. Fuck Ukraine.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (t56FM) I thought the isolationists were all at the bottom of Pearl. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 11, 2024 09:03 PM (8sMut) 1139
What I got is Israel, having endured depraved butchery of its people on a mass scale "must negotiate a ceasefire" with enemies who continue to swear that the complete destruction of Israel is their duty before almighty Allah --yet the the conflict with thermonuclear-peer Russia over a tiny piece of a province on Russia's border cannot admit of any negotiated solution unless Russia first promises to capitulate entirely to our territorial demands on its border.
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