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The "Big Boy" "Press Conference" Begins With a Teleprompter Speech

A friend, @NiceDeb, figures that Biden attempted to get his usual shills to ask him pre-scripted questions, but they refused, not out of ethical duty but because they know the whole Media Hivemind is now against Middle Class Joe.

So they're now stuck -- they either cancel, or go out there without pre-scripted questions. And they're trying to figure out which is worse.


Mychael Schnell
@mychaelschnell

New: Pelosi is working privately to put pressure on Biden to reconsider his spot as 2024 nominee.

House Dems tell @thehill Pelosi is talking w/ lawmakers & expressing concerns re: Biden to pump breaks on rubber-stamping his nomination.
w/ @RealMikeLillis
https://t.co/BMtFDy4TSi

Posted by: AlphaChad4Ever

Pelosi reportedly told House members to dump Biden, assuming their constituents wanted that. She just asked them to wait to make that statement until the NATO conference ended, which it just did, a few hours ago.

Some blonde reporter says that she knows Democrat lawmakers who already have their press statements demanding Biden's withdrawal from the race, and those statements will go out tonight or tomorrow no matter what happens at this Big Boy farce.


ABC "News" is absolutely all-in on booting Biden from the ticket. They keep suggesting that Biden's withdrawal from the race is "inevitable."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:17 PM




Comments

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1 If he blows this off it's over for biden.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:18 PM (QNSds)

2 Oh and first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:18 PM (QNSds)

3 Sorry I’m late

Posted by: Euro at July 11, 2024 07:18 PM (LxqBJ)

4 Late to his funeral

Posted by: Ann at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (4neFu)

5 What a farce!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (hOUT3)

6 the plot thikkkins!

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (V13WU)

7 you people are en fuego!!!!!

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (fV+MH)

8
White House calling a Lid on Biden.

Funeral to be set for next week.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (+oR7L)

9
Unban REDACTED

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 07:19 PM (dm56X)

10 Damn.

This isn't good.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (uxCna)

11 no-noodin' bastahd

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (DTX3h)

12 Dude's going to shit his pants while calling out to all his ninja friends.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (IG4Id)

13 So he's actually a no show ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (IyPmt)

14 Good evening, horde!

It isn't polite to keep a woman waiting, Joe.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (OX9vb)

15 Pet Cafe would be funner….

Posted by: tubal at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (PCK5/)

16 Nailed it!

Placing my bet on which happens first:
[_] Biden starts the press conference
[X] Ace starts a new thread for the press conference
Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:16 PM (DgGvY)

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (DgGvY)

17 He's waiting for word of Steiner.

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (SYTee)

18 @11: Ace himself nooded. You couldn't ask for better.

Posted by: The Great Prophet Zarquon at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (O7YUW)

19 My money is on they over drugged him during pre for the big boy press conference and he is incoherent even to his staff.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (QNSds)

20 Everything is a psy op, even the things where we "officially" find out things are a psy op.

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (lX8VI)

21 the most important moment of Biden’s presidency.

Some presidents have pearl harbor

Joe gets a press conference to show proof of life.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (evvc2)

22 How hard is it to get a crack pipe and a crack ho in jail?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (Y8lzz)

23 You know they cannot let Biden go unscripted in front of the wolves. They will have to pull the plug live on TV.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (Ud7de)

24
The NATO allies there waiting for him have got to be getting pissed. This is a security and logistical klusterfu*k.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (+oR7L)

25 40min to joes bedtime

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (MGB5H)

26 so now we're listening to a Merrie Melodies soundtrack?

Posted by: gKWVE would ask - at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (gKWVE)

27 @11: "no-noodin' bastahd"

Ace himself rang the nood bell.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (LJlnI)

28 Interesting strategery.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (y31cs)

29
1. You reckon Peter Doocy will be allowed a question?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (dm56X)

30 "So they're now stuck -- they either cancel, or go out there without pre-scripted questions. And they're trying to figure out which is worse."


All of these conundrums and dilemmas are causing great discomfort to my enemies.

Which is nice.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (fV+MH)

31 Cabinet embers have been seated. Thing is happening soon.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (TaHi/)

32 He's probably on the phone with Putin. Can't be helped, he runs the world, ya know.

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (14URa)

33 Stay strong, Joe!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (uxCna)

34 It's already an epic shitshow.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (c4NPH)

35 Ace nooded his nood.

Which is how you get hairy palms.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (Ud7de)

36 The President is missing!

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (/7KEl)

37 This is so epic

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (U8kCF)

38
You reckon biden's gonna take a piss?

Will this be a piss take?

Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (dm56X)

39 What a s*** show.

Posted by: Allen at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (tSsdA)

40 GIVE ME A DAMN MINUTE, I'M WATCHING MATLOCK!!!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (2UnvF)

41 1. You reckon Peter Doocy will be allowed a question?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (dm56X)


I'm doubting that.. he will probably only take Foreign press questions

Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (IyPmt)

42 Evening.

We're witnessing a coup in real time.

Defenders of Democracy! My ass.

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (aRliW)

43 Please boot the asshole from your precious little Ticket while leaving him in office.... holy shit, please.

They'll have to make Puerto Rico and American Samoa States just to keep it from being a 50 state unanimous EC victory.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (BAEGB)

44 18 @11: Ace himself nooded. You couldn't ask for better.
Posted by: The Great Prophet Zarquon at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM (O7YUW)

27 @11: "no-noodin' bastahd"
Ace himself rang the nood bell.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (LJlnI)


I know.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (DTX3h)

45 1. You reckon Peter Doocy will be allowed a question?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 07:21 PM (dm56X)


Joe can you actually do push ups like you say ?

Posted by: Pokerhuntus at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (NtVYv)

46
Oy, biden's taking the piss

Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (dm56X)

47 Harris has already placed an order with Hunter Douglas.

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (rjJqk)

48 hahahahahaha

This is pathetic.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (t/2Uw)

49 LAUNCH THE NUKES, JOE!

IT'S OUR ONLY WAY OUT!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (uxCna)

50 He can't find the keys to his Corvette.

Posted by: dantesed at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (Oy/m2)

51 Alleged Presidentish having an alleged press conference at an alleged time.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (dg+HA)

52
The senate are all getting their daggers ready to walk up behind Julius Biden.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (+oR7L)

53 Crap. We were going to hit 1000 on the other thread...

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (jvJvP)

54 So they're now stuck -- they either cancel, or go out there without pre-scripted questions. And they're trying to figure out which is worse.
----
There was never going to be an upside to this. We know he's deteriorating. The media shills have known about his deterioration for some time. World leaders have seen it firsthand.

Now it's out there for all the world to see.

FJB is DONE.

He just hasn't reached the final stage of grief yet: Acceptance.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (BpYfr)

55 Don't worry Hunter, you can just identify as a woman. You know, like when you had that dildo up your keister in the Hustler Club.
In fact you don't even need to go to a womens' hoosegow for that.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (gKWVE)

56 Ace himself nooded. You couldn't ask for better.
Posted by: The Great Prophet Zarquon at July 11, 2024 07:20 PM

In North America!

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (NY/UO)

57 The suspense is killing me.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 07:23 PM (bS+DD)

58 I'm doubting that.. he will probably only take Foreign press questions
Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 07:22 PM (IyPmt)

Simon Ateba would be acceptable

Posted by: Pokerhuntus at July 11, 2024 07:23 PM (NtVYv)

59 I'll bet Biden is scared. I kinda doubt he knows what's going on.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 07:23 PM (Ud7de)

60 Welcome to my press conference. Pause for applause. And now to the questions. Ms Alciendor pause thank you mr president I just want to as-- oh, they are telling me to stop talking.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2024 07:23 PM (evvc2)

61
Press Conference Prep Meeting

Adviser: Ok here we go. First of all, remember... you're the president.

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:23 PM (lX8VI)

62 Warai: PR is too based Latino to vote for Biden.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:23 PM (gKWVE)

63 Simon Ateba would be acceptable
Posted by: Pokerhuntus at July 11, 2024 07:23 PM (NtVYv

Preferable actually)

Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 07:23 PM (IyPmt)

64 He's busy finishing the pardon list which will be read live on air before he turns and walks towards a window, and then the Easter bunny will direct him out of the room

Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at July 11, 2024 07:23 PM (O5FBL)

65 He's not capable of standing trial and he's not capable of holding a press conference.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:23 PM (dg+HA)

66 Please boot the asshole from your precious little Ticket while leaving him in office.... holy shit, please.

They'll have to make Puerto Rico and American Samoa States just to keep it from being a 50 state unanimous EC victory.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I think Mary Cloggenstein will have something to say about it!

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (c4NPH)

67 This is where Andrew Breitbart would have stepped up to the mic and started taking questions.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (wGerL)

68
White house Down! Broken Arrow! I repeat Broken arrow!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (+oR7L)

69 Damn.

Kamala may be a terrible, terrible politician, but the media will do nothing between now and November but reemphasize how old Trump is.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (uxCna)

70 What if Kamala comes out and announces she is 25th amending him. amendmenting?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (t/2Uw)

71 Who's turn is it to change Dad's diapers!

Posted by: Night of the Hunter Biden at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (qUkBO)

72 Harris now up over Biden on predictit dot org, 60¢ to 31¢

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (rjJqk)

73 How long before the band has to start the repertoire over for a second round? And then a third?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (OX9vb)

74 Backstage:

Try loading the speech routines again.

I did! It keeps yelling "trunalimunumaprzure" and then it crashes again!

Posted by: The Great Prophet Zarquon at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (O7YUW)

75 They should just play Taps and call it a lid

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (NtVYv)

76
biden is all alone

What's that song that goes all by myself, don't wanna be, all by msyelf?

Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (dm56X)

77 I think we are reaching the more ridiculous bits of this multi-act production of The Aristocrats.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (XV/Pl)

78 >>> Adviser: Ok here we go. First of all, remember... you're the president.

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:23 PM (lX8VI)

You need to be more specific. President of what???

Posted by: DJ at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (uosPt)

79 Who thought he could do a press conference?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (U8kCF)

80 So after Biden is booted from the ticket, who's the first asshole to write a book talking about how they all knew this was a problem in 2020 and that's why he had lids and never left Delaware.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (Ud7de)

81 Joe walks out

My corvette goes VROOOOM VROOOM

Goodnight

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (MGB5H)

82 Off HHGttG Sock

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (O7YUW)

83 Parent Company of Safeway and Kroger May Close Almost 600 Stores

-
I guess food is going out of style.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (L/fGl)

84 "Doctor" Jill had to go find a clean pair of underoos for the Big Boy.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (dg+HA)

85 Kamala can smell the Presidency. Oh wait, that was the President.

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (SYTee)

86 How many Biden body doubles you think they have on call at any given time? Don't all the regimes eventually turn to body doubles

Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (O5FBL)

87 Maybe Biden wandered off, and they're out looking for him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:16 PM (YqDXo)


LOL. Maybe someone forgot to lock the doors at the WH again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (vtRd1)

88 I think they drained the last blood out of the current crop of children they keep in the dungeon under the Whitehouse.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (nLFEI)

89 Honestly, at this point just replace the Icon in the top left with the flaming skull.

ALL the news for a week has been flaming skull worthy.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (g4EQa)

90 I been around so long I remember when presidents just walked into the press room and started taking questions without a fanfare.

Posted by: huerfano at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (VGOMa)

91 I'm starting to get the feeling, like 90% odds, that they will succeed in pushing this POS out and get their do-over for a candidate. I didn't feel that way until the last 24 hours.

Posted by: Daffy Duck at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (mupln)

92 31 Cabinet embers have been seated. Thing is happening soon.

are you trying to say the cabinet is en fuego?

Posted by: anachronda at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (oY6Yp)

93 I'm ready. I've seen this Quincy, M.E. before.

Posted by: TV Fax and Figgers at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (V5BDR)

94 Joe, once again, fails to meet even the low low bar everyone sets for him.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (tT6L1)

95 I wonder if what Biden has done has come crashing down upon him and he's in a corner crying and asking for Neilia.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (gKWVE)

96 This is the end for this asshole.

I'd hoped for a second coming, that could carry his ass through to a really big defeat in November, but here we are, in Romper Stomper.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (NXnx4)

97 Cobra cobra cobra

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (U8kCF)

98 This has transpired to become a pathetically epic day for America.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (mH6SG)

99 I guess food is going out of style.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (L/fGl)

People can't afford it

Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (IyPmt)

100 I'm pretty sure that Joe assured the nation in 2020 that he was only a placeholder president and wouldn't run for a 2nd term. I suppose the senile pervert forgot he said that and likes having SS to bring him ice cream on demand.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (wTs+0)

101 /Looney Tunes sock

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (mupln)

102 Is that Fanfare for the First Lady they are playing on that YouTube channel ace linked in the other thread?

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (bS+DD)

103 Willowed -

Every time Joe is very late for one of his pressers and speeches I envision a scene like the corner in the ring in a fight movie. Right now Joe sitting is on a stool, a flunky fanning him with a towel, and his Chief of Staff is rubbing his shoulders and arms and saying, "You got this champ! That debate round was tough but I know you'll win this press conference round on points! Joe? Joe, are you paying attention? Hey, Doc! More Adderal and smelling salts, fast!"

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (5fDan)

104 What is happening at DU? Are they melting down ugly? I am afraid to go there.

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (p4NUW)

105 I learned in the comments on this very site that there may or may not exist an on line betting pool for when Joe forgets what century it is and lets the N word fly live.

Please, let it be tonight.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (pIfcn)

106 There's music, but nothing is happening.

Did I arrive at intermission?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (hCzfy)

107 Where's Breitbart when you really need him?

Posted by: huerfano at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (VGOMa)

108 If it ever happens, it may be watched live on https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/

(See the upper left hand corner)



Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you too at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (NFX2v)

109 86 How many Biden body doubles you think they have on call at any given time? Don't all the regimes eventually turn to body doubles

Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (O5FBL)

I always pay close attention to the ears, they're very hard to fake.

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (14URa)

110 Meanwhile, Cuba is pointing north and laughing at us.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (Ud7de)

111 Wait. I thought it was tomorrow night.

Posted by: President Potatohead at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (vtRd1)

112 Joe Biden: But I already did the conference.

Frau Biden: For the tenth time, Joe: that was the NATO conference -- this is the PRESS conference.

Joe Biden: But I already did the conference.

Posted by: Just Now at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (qUkBO)

113 If he shows up I want him to do well.. Or at least well enough. I do not want Kamala

Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (IyPmt)

114 Have they played "Fanfare For the First-Witch" yet?

Posted by: Big Man On Campus at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (V5BDR)

115 Parent Company of Safeway and Kroger May Close Almost 600 Stores

-
I guess food is going out of style.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (L/fGl)


I heard they were going to sell them, for a merger

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (NtVYv)

116 >>ABC "News" is absolutely all-in on booting Biden from the ticket. They keep suggesting that Biden's withdrawal from the race is "inevitable."

If there is one thing the MSM does well, it's The Drum Beat, so yeah, if that's their orders from The Uniparty, this will only intensify.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (XV/Pl)

117 Biden is gonna do his goodest and answer both the questions!

Posted by: DoctorDrJillDoctorBiden at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (O5FBL)

118 Why are there teleprompters set up for a Big Boy press conference?

Posted by: Splunge at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (hmKaK)

119 Coming up on a one hour delay

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (/7KEl)

120 Talking Points Update Progress: 12%

Posted by: Paul at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (aRliW)

121
This was supposed to be Trump's sentencing day.

Turned out to be Biden's.

In that he can't even say one.

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (lX8VI)

122 This is not just Joe being late. Something is going on.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (Xi1yP)

123 A binder on the podium!
I repeat, binder on the podium!

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (c4NPH)

124 "Increase the dosage!" screamed Dr Jill Dr. Biden.

"But ma'am, we give him any more....he could mutate into...something monstrous..."

"DID YOU JUST CALL ME MA'AM???!!"

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (nLFEI)

125 Pale Rider, I definitely remember Biden saying he wouldn't run for a second term back in 2020.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (bS+DD)

126 No press conference until I get my icecream bitch!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (Y8lzz)

127 Joe Biden: But I already did the conference.

Posted by: Just Now at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (qUkBO)

Just ask President Putin, he was there.

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (14URa)

128
Yeah, I guess we're going to find out what we knew all along: biden is who we thought he was:

a puppet.

Just a limp-dicked, fraud, phony pedo Puppet.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (dm56X)

129 If he shows up I want him to do well.. Or at least well enough. I do not want Kamala
Posted by: It's me donna a

Nobody WANTS Kamala
-Willie Brown

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (MGB5H)

130 Okay, here we go I guess.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (jGGMD)

131 I mostly assumed this was just the doctors trying to get Biden's energy level just right, but ace's theory of Biden's handlers trying to scrape together a coalition of support before telling Joe what to say is delicious.

If that's the case, Joe's got to be panicking, if he knows what's going on.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (Odg76)

132 101 /Looney Tunes sock
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (mupln)


Nah, it works fine for the cartoonish farce we're watching.
Th-th-b-that's all folks!

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (gKWVE)

133 Silver Alert.

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (SYTee)

134 You know the number one reason Dems give when they lose?

It is never the message always the fault of the messenger who failed to get the message out.
Never their message, never their policies--always the messenger.

So that's why they think it makes great sense to replace Biden now.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (fL5am)

135 74 Backstage:

Try loading the speech routines again.

I did! It keeps yelling "trunalimunumaprzure" and then it crashes again!
Posted by: The Great Prophet Zarquon at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (O7YUW)

they... they... they... updated Windows again this week...

Posted by: Max Headroom, at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (xaFKb)

136 Ummm... we were promised a press conference...or at least an event bearing some resemblance to a press conference.

Posted by: Just reporting at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (scll+)

137 JOE! JOE! WAKE UP! SNAP OUT OF IT!!!

*slaps presidential cheek*

Posted by: The WH Staff at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (vtRd1)

138 Bastards broke into muh Wheel of Fortune to blather about the news conference!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (kpS4V)

139 hey buddy

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (gKWVE)

140 Heeeere's Joey

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (aLzBS)

141 And here... we... go...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (DTX3h)

142 118 Why are there teleprompters set up for a Big Boy press conference?

Posted by: Splunge at July 11, 2024 07:26 PM (hmKaK)


Joe is going to burn a lot of time with an opening statement.

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (5fDan)

143 Here we go.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (Xi1yP)

144 He's alive!!

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (jvJvP)

145 > No press conference until I get my icecream bitch!

I SAID ONLY BROWN M&Ms!

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (Odg76)

146 Meth is working so far.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (t56FM)

147 Someone should unplug a teleprompter just before asking a question

Posted by: DoctorDrJillDoctorBiden at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (O5FBL)

148 Hands off Joe!

Posted by: 13times at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (qom1o)

149 Dipshit enters.

Let's listen.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (Jh5b+)

150 I think he is gonna quit today

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (NtVYv)

151 Worlds history of the world.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (Y8lzz)

152 I guess we have to hope for a convention bloodbath - if Kamala is the nominee and manages to steal the election, that blocks Newsom/Witmer until 2032.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (uxCna)

153 Teleprompter up!

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (c4NPH)

154 They got the animatronic president working!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (O7YUW)

155
They're waiting for sheet music for Dr Jill's entrance music to arrive from Kinkos.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (+oR7L)

156 He is dealing with important presidenty stuff.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (evvc2)

157 Here we go!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (5MvGY)

158 >>>all by myself, don't wanna be, all by msyelf?

you're thinking of "All By Myself."

Eric Carmen. Republican and trump supporter. Died a few years ago, alas.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (KRtlO)

159 Maybe the plan was this would be his dropping out of the race announcement, and he changed his mind he's staying in, and they are all fighting backstage.

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (SYTee)

160 He knows what's coming.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (c4NPH)

161 Poooooooootin

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (t56FM)

162 NATO! Rah rah rah!

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (DgGvY)

163 we created the UN, when we UN-nazied the world, forever.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (gKWVE)

164 wut

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (gKWVE)

165 He's starting to stumble

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (aLzBS)

166 I think he still thinks he's addressing NATO.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (O7YUW)

167 Glitch.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (dg+HA)

168 Uh, oh, the stutter's starting...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (vCVcZ)

169 Joes walk on music:

Twisted Sister: We're not gonna take it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (evvc2)

170 The balloons are going up!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (y31cs)

171 Wow, the drugging was really giod tonight...
....so far

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (jvJvP)

172 huh?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (vtRd1)

173 154 They got the animatronic president working!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (O7YUW)
---

The real Joey is sleeping in the Disney Hall of Presidents!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (kpS4V)

174 150 I think he is gonna quit today
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (NtVYv)

Nah, he totally thinks he can do this, and that he deserves another term.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (OX9vb)

175 I meeted with NATO. I made an ashtray out of the purple one. THen I at the other colors

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (NtVYv)

176 Ukistan isn’t in NATO, da fuq is he talking about?

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (t56FM)

177 Keev!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (dg+HA)

178 Nobody is positioning him for success.

Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (bzJoC)

179 165 He's starting to stumble
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (aLzB

Already ? I'm counting on you Joe

Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (IyPmt)

180 This is just a speech right?

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (Y8lzz)

181 I hope some reporter goes off script .l

Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (llS7k)

182 Please Joe, tells about your golf handicap.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (RUmyk)

183 Warned the world?

He invited Putin to invade.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (c4NPH)

184 Fuck Ukraine

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (TaHi/)

185 where am I?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (vtRd1)

186
I was leaving comments in the last thread like Biden shaking hands with an imaginary guest.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (I87yH)

187 yawn keev yawn

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (rjJqk)

188
Why did Biden enter to Eye of the Tiger playing?

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (+oR7L)

189 Kiev still stands but it's largely blacked out.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (aLzBS)

190 The Mother home of Russia?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (pIfcn)

191 Mother home of Russia!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (Y8lzz)

192 Any bets on a collapse in public to withdraw, ala the movie "Dave"

Posted by: Fish at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (SQp9n)

193 This is hom demonstrating he can speak in sentences

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (/7KEl)

194 I mostly assumed this was just the doctors trying to get Biden's energy level just right, but ace's theory of Biden's handlers trying to scrape together a coalition of support before telling Joe what to say is delicious.

If that's the case, Joe's got to be panicking, if he knows what's going on.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (Odg76)


They are back-dating a bunch of EO's before coming out to admit that he is dead

Posted by: Kindltot at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (D7oie)

195 I warned the world the invasion was imminent. NO you said minor incursion would be totes cool.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (MGB5H)

196 Oh, here we go....
Need more drugs.
More coughing...

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (jvJvP)

197 Ok, he's pretty much going to say ignore the whole competency issue, we got a war threat going on.
Like that makes sense.

Posted by: Bob Dwyer at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (4780s)

198 "Putin amashed forshes....."

Posted by: J. Robinette Biden at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (DgGvY)

199 I am thinking of an old commercial for NATO with Roger Staubach. The Cowboys QB.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (y31cs)

200 2nd cough.
3rd cough.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (c4NPH)

201 Zelenskyy, you fucker, buy a suit! We know you have the money.

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (14URa)

202 OrangeManBad!

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (5fDan)

203 "Cornpop was a bad dude!"

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (SYTee)

204 4th cough.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (c4NPH)

205 Keeeev

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (/7KEl)

206 Here's the Trump bullshit.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (kpS4V)

207 I hope he whispers too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (8mC+I)

208 This is the guy that made Paul Ryan look like an idiot. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Halfhand at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (uFHA9)

209 Genius, I tell you!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (dg+HA)

210 VOTE FOR PEDRO

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (vtRd1)

211 I thought press conferences had questions.

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (rjJqk)

212 GO JOE, GO!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (uxCna)

213 Is the cold back?

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (xPl2J)

214 Nice to see that Scranton Schmo is campaigning to be the Ukrainian president.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (RUmyk)

215 It's a political campaign speech.

Posted by: dantesed at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (Oy/m2)

216 So a campaign speech. LOL Democrats are hilarious

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (lX8VI)

217 Not tragically awful so far.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (LJlnI)

218 Are we about to invade Russia?

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (t56FM)

219 Gotta say they did pretty good job with the drugs though.

Posted by: Bob Dwyer at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (4780s)

220 4 coughs...

In movies, that's never good.

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (jvJvP)

221
Dark Brandon again?

#worn

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (+oR7L)

222 Tough Biden is on now.
Fuck you and fuck the UN
5th cough.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (c4NPH)

223 lies more lies and damned lies

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (MGB5H)

224 He's willing to go to war with Russia to hang on to power for 3 more months

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (lcyZw)

225 I MADE NATO AND I CAN BREAK IT

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (vtRd1)

226 PLOT TWIST: Hunter's drug abuse is a diabolical scheme to rapidly age him to act as a stand in for Joe.

Posted by: BlueFalconinBoston at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (AyznQ)

227 Don’t redo this to the usual testament?

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (Y8lzz)

228 Adderall makes you yell-y

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (U8kCF)

229 What the fuck is this? A NATO replay?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (5MvGY)

230 197 Ok, he's pretty much going to say ignore the whole competency issue, we got a war threat going on.
Like that makes sense.
Posted by: Bob Dwyer at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (4780s)

He could challenge Keith Olberman to a game of Scrabble.

Probably would not want to go with playing a game of Canasta on the View.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (y31cs)

231 Nope, not a press conference.

Biden's people are deciding to embarrass the press b/c they embarrassed them this week...

I'm betting he uses the coughing to walk off at the end...

If he does, I called it.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (exHjb)

232 ARE YOU SAKER!??

Posted by: KarlHungus at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (MhCcX)

233 How much did the DNC pay for this commercial?

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (DgGvY)

234 Zelenskyy, you fucker, buy a suit! We know you have the money.
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:30 PM (14URa)
----------

He sure does. He has OUR money. I was extremely offended that he showed up in sweats to Congress telling them they needed to give him more.

Hi Peaches!

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (bS+DD)

235 Uh he is reading a teleprompter.....so much for a live unscripted press conference.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (QNSds)

236 Is Joe Biden asking himself the questions?

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (p4NUW)

237 I'm not safer.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (c4NPH)

238 Who gives a shit about NATO

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (vtRd1)

239 Biden claims he's quoting Trump speaking to Putin as, "Do whatever the hell you want." Then he goes on to obscenely paraphrase Trump.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (Odg76)

240 These sounds he's making with his face are a show for the press

This is a demonstration

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (/7KEl)

241 Wait, he's really trying to make the election about Ukraine?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (Xi1yP)

242 Posted by: Halfhand at July 11, 2024 07:31 PM (uFHA9)

Ryan did that all by himself.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (wGerL)

243 Cannnot see it "live"...is blood trickling out an ear yet?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (cOq4q)

244 WEre in what ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (NtVYv)

245
He's channeling Ivan Drago.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (+oR7L)

246 Forever war!!!!

Forever

And ever

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (t56FM)

247 Has anyone thought to ask Biden if Tester is mentally fit to be as senator?

(Of course, it is true that "senator" and "senile" share a common root.)

Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (1bNHn)

248 Man, Biden's got the bullshit-dial turned up to "State of the Union".

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (O7YUW)

249 I read that Treacher bit at Insty that he predicts Big Mike will be the nominee and will easily win.

That guy needs a long stay in a windowless padded room.
Completely locked in the past.
Bonkers.
Cites that Obama was popular.
Never mind how long ago that was, nor that Michelle is the most proped-up person in modern history or has never faced even the weak softballs of Biden, or biggest of all, that Biden got more votes than Obama

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (fL5am)

250 no time for questions. thank you.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (MGB5H)

251 Afghanistan -- where we LEAD THE WORLD

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (vtRd1)

252 It's on CBS but his mouth movement doesn't match the sound. They must have him on a couple second delay.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (NMT5x)

253 Are we really safer with Nato? I think trump could make the case that nato is only strong because of USA.

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (lcyZw)

254 My prediction - Biden quits, Harris is new president. Harris makes a Shermanesqe statement "If nominated I will not serve." She gets to be the big hero. The first female president without actually doing anything.

Biden cronies keep running things for Harris. She sits on her ass and tries not to talk for four months.

Open convention, but the fix is in.

It'll be someone and Buttigieg. Witmer maybe?

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (nLFEI)

255 Has Trump said he would disband NATO?

Biden is slaying that strawman.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (Odg76)

256 "I told everyone after 9/11 I will protect the world from Putin"

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (lX8VI)

257 235 Uh he is reading a teleprompter.....so much for a live unscripted press conference.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (QNSds

Middle finger to the press.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (Ud7de)

258 He didn't invoke Reagan. Shut your mouth.
How dare you?

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (c4NPH)

259 Inflation is down? Prices are falling? What a f*cking liar.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (vCVcZ)

260 I wanna know what they gave him. He's doing a helluva lot better than he was a couple of hours ago.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (3ImbR)

261 They need to get him in one of those high tech chairs they put Capt. Pike in.

Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (bzJoC)

262 Jill is a ghoul, this is abuse, straight-up.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (8mC+I)

263 Not buying that it wasn't taped over the last several days.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you too at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (NFX2v)

264 THE PRICES ARE FALLING THE PRICES ARE FALLING

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (rjJqk)

265 Corporate Greed!

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (5fDan)

266 Hi Peaches!

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 07:32 PM (bS+DD)

Hey, sweetie! xxx

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (14URa)

267 Air fur is down?

BUY!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (vtRd1)

268 Whose grocery prices have fallen?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (dg+HA)

269 Lie. Prices didn't fall, you jackass.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (jGGMD)

270 Grocery prices have fallen since the start of the year?

And he just lost the entire audience.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (O7YUW)

271 LIES

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (/7KEl)

272 This is great.....I hope this convinces all of the democrats to keep him in the race.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (QNSds)

273 Groevery lrices are falling? 🤪😜😝

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (t56FM)

274 Slurring.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (OX9vb)

275 its a campaign speech


He is hanging by a thread

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (NtVYv)

276 I think the Democrats' only hope is that Joe spontaneously combusts.

Posted by: Paco at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (njExo)

277 [POINT WITH BOTH HANDS]

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (vtRd1)

278 I'm in Canada.

Glad to hear life is so affordable in the US now.

Wow, he's bragging about the border!?!?

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (jvJvP)

279 oh fuck you Joe, that bill was not a security bill.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (gKWVE)

280 He's supposed to talk about what he is doing, how he is going to fix all the mistakes he's made but every time he starts talking it is about his opponent. He is the President, supposedly, not just a candidate for the office.
He is a sickening pos.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (t/2Uw)

281 This is a campaign speech. I hope the MSM gives President Trump equal time.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (3ImbR)

282 Parkinson's combined with dementia is a cruel master

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (dGRTS)

283 Again, President Putin!!!! Same excuse as before.

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (14URa)

284 271 LIES
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (/7KEl)

You can bet he won't be fact checked

Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (IyPmt)

285 DEFLATION! PANIC IN THE STREETS!!!

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (DgGvY)

286 So now Democrats are radical free traders?

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (TaHi/)

287 And in conclusion, we have missiles inbound to Moscow, St. Petersburg, Omsk, and other Russian cities.

May God have mercy on our souls.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get to my underground bunker.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe, Warlord! at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (uxCna)

288 See? Your borders are safer than with the tangerine monster.

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (rjJqk)

289 That must have one hell of a cold.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (Xi1yP)

290 Ok, now whisper...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (dg+HA)

291 Did he say "black partisan effort?"

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (c4NPH)

292 Joes walk on music:

Twisted Sister: We're not gonna take it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2024 07:29 PM (evvc2)


Or Lost by whoever.

Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (llS7k)

293 You should vote me out because the corporations are only greedy when a Dem is in the white house!

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (MGB5H)

294 We're flying all the illegal aliens in now so border encounters are down

YAY

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (vtRd1)

295 Sound like they just gave him a bottle of val-u-rite

Posted by: KarlHungus at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (MhCcX)

296 OMG the southern border is safer? WTH is he on? I want some.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (vCVcZ)

297 I think the absolute best outcome here is demonstration of minimal competence. Just enough to stop the current baying of the wolves, but not enough to turn it around.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (fiUiH)

298 this is horseshit

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (/7KEl)

299 This is a press conference how?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (5MvGY)

300 Come on Joe...hang in there buddy. More chaos amongst the Demonrats depends on it.

Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (LrEPG)

301 What is he on? Apparently this is a campaign speech.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (oe5jS)

302 Grocery prices are fallin', and I can't get up!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (xPl2J)

303 So press conference = scripted speech from a teleprompter.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (t56FM)

304 He's running!

Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (O5FBL)

305
I have a feeling this will be way more of a SOTU speech and very little of taking questions.

In fact, I predict biden will take less than 8 questions.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 06:36

Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (dm56X)

306 "Press" "Conference"

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (q177U)

307 Huge positive reaction for Biden so far on PredictIt.

Went from Harris 60/Biden 31 when he walked out to Harris 47/Biden 44 now.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (Dm8we)

308 YOU DON'T WANT PUTIN TO WIN, DO YOU?

Posted by: Droolin' Joe, Warlord! at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (uxCna)

309 Jill is in the wings mouthing "way to go Joe, you have answered every question so far!"

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (RUmyk)

310
Geritol with a touch of Tibetan finger hash.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (+oR7L)

311 The US has been working to bring hostages home?

What's this plan? Israel stops killing Hamas and Hamas hands over the hostages? When did Hamas pretend to agree to that?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (Odg76)

312 a list of people to call on here.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (gKWVE)

313 "This moment matters!" You could even say it Depends. *poot*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (O7YUW)

314 How will the press cover all of this delusion? Does this ghoul actually believe what he's coughing up?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (hCzfy)

315 [RAISE BOTH HANDS TO SHOULDER HEIGHT]

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (vtRd1)

316 Angry Joe. He's doing well, even though he's lying.

I notice he conveniently ignore the fact he's the one who green lit the invasion of Ukraine.

I also note Joe is eliding over the minor problem of the American taxpayer footing the bill for NATO and PDT told NATO to pay their fair share.

And, this isn't a presser. This is a campaign speech.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (tT6L1)

317 List of people to call upon. Set up.

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (rjJqk)

318 Slurring.
Posted by: Dash my lace wig

Slurr-pees?

Posted by: Miklos walk into a 7-11 with a mild Indian accent at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (XIkHl)

319 Cue the scripted questions.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (dg+HA)

320 Fuck, it is scripted.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (RUmyk)

321 Joe, you're using a different and bogus illegal crosser counting metric you lying bastard

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (5fDan)

322 Oh, he has a list.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (8mC+I)

323 Is Mary Cloggenstein Sid's mother?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (1bNHn)

324 Bullshit

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (c4NPH)

325 LOL!! "I've been given a list of people to call on here..."

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (vCVcZ)

326 I HAVE A LIST OF PEOPLE TO CALL ON???????

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (vtRd1)

327 This is great. It’s good enough for him to stay in for a bit longer making this cluster even more cluster-y.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (t56FM)

328 Grovery prices are pummeling!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (2BAti)

329
Exactly what I said it was gonna be.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (dm56X)

330 ohhhhhh the list

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (MGB5H)

331 Biden's withdrawal from the race is "inevitable."
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:17 PM


Lisa: I'm sorry, it's what?
Kim Jong Il: Inevit, inevitabre.
Lisa: One more time.
Kim Jong Il: [shouts] Inevitabre! Things are inevitabrey going to change! Goddamnit, open your fucking ears

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (aCj1E)

332 296 OMG the southern border is safer? WTH is he on? I want some.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:34 PM (vCVcZ)

This is amazeballs.

Inflation is falling! Border is secure! Jobs are plentiful!

All lies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (Ud7de)

333 I've been given a list of people to call on, WTF

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (NtVYv)

334 I've been given a list of people to call on.

SO MUCH FOR A BIG BOY CONFERENCE!

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (Odg76)

335 Joe is a big boy liar.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (u82oZ)

336 Given a list of people to call on...

Lol

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (jvJvP)

337 I've been given a list of people to call on in this totally unscripted and off the cuff press conference.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (Xi1yP)

338 The uawayay just endorsed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (aLzBS)

339
He's taking the piss! Oy!

Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (dm56X)

340 305
I have a feeling this will be way more of a SOTU speech and very little of taking questions.

In fact, I predict biden will take less than 8 questions.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 06:36
Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (dm56X)

I predicted zero.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (exHjb)

341 Inflation is down apparently means things are cheaper

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (evvc2)

342 Look...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (dg+HA)

343 VP Trump?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (aLzBS)

344 Vice president Trump baby!

Posted by: KarlHungus at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (MhCcX)

345 #327 EXACTLY

Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (LrEPG)

346 Jill runs out and whacks this guy with her purse

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (p4NUW)

347
Free Slurpees at 7-11 today.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (+oR7L)

348 Vice president trump!!!

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (t56FM)

349 let me get my card for the answer to this question

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (MGB5H)

350 WHAT THE FUCK. Vice President Trump?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (gKWVE)

351 He seems to be doing well!

Posted by: That guy who doesn't seem to be seeing what I am... at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (mH6SG)

352 OMG, I was on the WH.gov and they're just replaying the earlier fiasco.

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (14URa)

353 hahahahaahhha, Trump !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (NtVYv)

354 VP Trump? Wow, really?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (tT6L1)

355 Vice President Trump.

Cough

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (jvJvP)

356 "I've been given a list of people to call on, here....."

".....and we've been given questions to ask. This works perfectly."

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (DgGvY)

357 Vice president TRUMP!!

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (q177U)

358 There it is

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (pIfcn)

359 I wanna know what they gave him. He's doing a helluva lot better than he was a couple of hours ago.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (3ImbR)
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I agree. He looks like a Madame Tussaud's wax figure with Disneyland animatronics, and he's not slurring too badly yet.

I hope this convinced the Dems to leave him in. Hee hee hee

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (bS+DD)

360 I HAVE SINGLE-HANDEDLY BEATEN MEDICARE, PUNK

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (vtRd1)

361 He’s given a list of journalists to call on.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (oe5jS)

362 I’m so sorry Biden picked Trump to be VP

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (rjJqk)

363 He called Kamala Trump

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (63Dwl)

364 Oh fvck....vice president Trump? you have got to be kidding me.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (QNSds)

365 Whoa. He just referred to Vice President Harris as "Vice President Trump."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (BpYfr)

366 Vice President Trump?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (Xi1yP)

367 "The idea!"

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (dg+HA)

368 No pupils, at all.

Ooooo, Trump is his VP.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (qZdIZ)

369 A list, you scumbag

Trump for VP???
6th cough.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (c4NPH)

370 Vp Trump

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (p4NUW)

371 When did Trump become the VP???

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (vtRd1)

372 a reporter just asked him how he think vice president harris would be if she were the candidate, and he said vice president trump...

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (NMT5x)

373 LOLOL

Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (jGGMD)

374 I wouldn't have picked VP Trump.

He didn't even correct himself.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (Odg76)

375 What a scripted set-up question for Joe.

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (5fDan)

376 They got the meds dialed in tonight.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (evvc2)

377 Did he just call Kamala, TRUMP. USA! USA! USA!

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (RUmyk)

378 vp trump hahahahah

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (MGB5H)

379 Vice Pres Trump?

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (/7KEl)

380 This is great.....I hope this convinces all of the democrats to keep him in the race.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (QNSds)

As satisfying as it will be when he implodes, we should hope he hangs on a few more weeks.

Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (llS7k)

381 Uh oh there's that stutter again

Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (HJ9BW)

382 The price of 8oz of chocolate has decreased but it now weighs less.

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (vFG9F)

383 Did he just say he picked "Vice President Trump?"

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (14URa)

384 Movin' movin' movin'

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (dg+HA)

385 Free Slurpees at 7-11 today.
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (+oR7L)

Just happens to be my BD !

7/11/1969

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (NtVYv)

386 What the fuck is he talking about senators running?

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (t56FM)

387 LOL there's too much to keep up with here haha. Every thing he says...

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (NMT5x)

388 [DRAMATIC WHISPER]

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (vtRd1)

389 Over/under on total # of coughs: 17

Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (jGGMD)

390 7th cough.

Yes, I'm officially cough counter.

Whisper!!!!

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (c4NPH)

391 number stumble

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (dg+HA)

392 Did he just say he picked "Vice President Trump?"
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (14URa)

Yes

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (NtVYv)

393 "I have a country to demolish!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (vtRd1)

394 Joe's reading from the teleprompter.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (tT6L1)

395 Corporate greed DRINK!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (aLzBS)

396 That cough is doing wonders for the impression that Biden is fine. He's fine. No more questions. All is well. The president is absolutely alive. Thank you.

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (lcyZw)

397 Ooh whisper to me Grandp6

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (/7KEl)

398
There hasn't been so much doping in a runner since the kentucky derby.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (+oR7L)

399 He just did “the whisper” ugh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (2BAti)

400 were rollin rollin rollin

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (MGB5H)

401 *cough*

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (dg+HA)

402 [STAY AWAY FROM NUMBERS, JOE]

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (vtRd1)

403 corporate profits have doubled and that's bad.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (gKWVE)

404 1.5 million ...
I mean things are moving!

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (Odg76)

405 FUN FACT

The UAW president said on one of the Sunday shows "look, our members are not going to vote for Biden".

Posted by: Miklos so recalls at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (XIkHl)

406 Damn, I've had Tibetan finger hash

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (xjTDL)

407
Taking the piss is a colloquial term meaning to mock at the expense of others, or to be joking, without the element of offence. It is also sometimes phrased as a question, 'are they taking the piss?', when referring to an individual who takes above and beyond what is thought acceptable, similar to the expression, 'give them an inch and they take a mile.'[1] It is a shortening of the idiom taking the piss out of, which is an expression meaning to mock, tease, joke, ridicule, or scoff.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (dm56X)

408 Oh, he's sharp as a tack as the media kept telling us.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (8mC+I)

409 8th@

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (c4NPH)

410 He is sort of recalling his talking points. Haphazardly.

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (p4NUW)

411 Greed at large

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (/7KEl)

412 Corporate profits are coming down but we still have more work to do.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (oe5jS)

413 I got two dollars Biden breaks out an electric guitar and starts a solo from a Motley Cru album.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (nLFEI)

414 He has some nerve talking about corporate greed, the shady greedy SOB.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (bS+DD)

415 Just happens to be my BD !

7/11/1969
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (NtVYv)

Happy Birthday!

*raises slurpee in a toast*

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (NMT5x)

416 Listen, fat!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (dg+HA)

417 I’ve never seen a president say Inhave a list. This is nuts.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (t56FM)

418 We are the United States of America!

Creepy whisper.

C'mon Bingo card!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (Xi1yP)

419 He called Kamala Trump
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (63Dwl)

She wishes.

Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (llS7k)

420 254

It'll be someone and Buttigieg. Witmer maybe?
Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (nLFEI)
------------------------------

Swapping out Mushbrain in favor of Buttplug would be an easy switch for them. Basically the same person.

OLD AND BUSTED: "Come on, man!"
NEW HOTNESS: "Come in man."

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 11, 2024 07:38 PM (QdGJh)

421 He's laughing.
WTF?

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (c4NPH)

422 What was that sentence?
I'm drinking but ???

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (jvJvP)

423 Another chickenshit tee-up question for Joe.

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (5fDan)

424 415 Just happens to be my BD !

7/11/1969
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (NtVYv)

Happy B-Day !

Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (IyPmt)

425 Look, guys...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (dg+HA)

426 Let the mask slip.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (8mC+I)

427 hahahaha he did it again

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (NtVYv)

428 Halfway through the press conferences Biden stated screaming about the spiders under his skin...

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (nLFEI)

429 Nasty Joe has arrived

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (c4NPH)

430 Never explain a joke.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (vtRd1)

431 Oh damn, that's a sharp one.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (jGGMD)

432 He's fudging the Putin error from today. LOL!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (vCVcZ)

433 THE IDEA!

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (lcyZw)

434 What a scripted set-up question for Joe.

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:37 PM (5fDan)

The White House wrote these questions. Like they do for every Democrat.

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (lX8VI)

435 Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (IyPmt)

Thank You !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (NtVYv)

436 Well...anyways



Holy shit hes' done

Posted by: KarlHungus at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (MhCcX)

437 He's sundowning, well anyway

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (aLzBS)

438 well anyway

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (gKWVE)

439 For Jay from last thread:
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Look up "monoamine oxidase 2R allele," and get back to me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

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I did say there were outliers, and a lot of what we think is attributable to a certain gene is just association. It is no where near a strong correlation, and even still we don't know if the *culture* of a certain population causes them to have a certain trait, and coincidentally they have certain alleles.

This is complicated by "science" absolutely refusing to admit that there are ethnic differences in humans that may be a factor in many conditions. For them it is all either genes or behavior but what if ethnic culture (which correlates strongly with genes) is the main contributor?

Anyway, I said 80/20 with outliers. The outliers was meant to cover genetic issues. For most people, I think nurture is king.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (g4EQa)

440 Voice is sounding hoarse.

Look...well, anyway...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (dg+HA)

441 Can't help it. I keep getting this image in my head of the Shoney's Big Boy walking into the room with a covered dish and whipping off the lid, revealing a limp, overcooked Biden.

Posted by: Paco at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (njExo)

442 YOU THINK YOUR CONFERENCE IS BETTER THAN MINE?

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (/7KEl)

443 Well, anyway

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (63Dwl)

444 No one cares about the conference you dick.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (c4NPH)

445 Nine coughs...

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (jvJvP)

446 Well, anyway, I uh...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (O7YUW)

447 RE-ELECT ME BECAUSE CONFERENCES

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (rjJqk)

448 Notsothoreau

Hope there is a cure. Maybe being blessed by the Dali Lama?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (u82oZ)

449 Is this real life?

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (t56FM)

450 Well anyway, you know the thing

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (NtVYv)

451 STANDING OVATION IN LAW SCHOOL, FAT!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (vtRd1)

452 And then I added five other names.

What? You introduced Zelenskyyy and then listed five other names? Why?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (Odg76)

453 @260

>>I wanna know what they gave him. He's doing a helluva lot better than he was a couple of hours ago.

IM, Multivitamin, IM B12, MetyhlPrednisolone, Halotestin, Test Propionate, Lithium, and whatever else they give these humps that lets them live till their 80's and 90's.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (XV/Pl)

454 Golly. This is bad.

Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (LrEPG)

455 No one said you didn't have a successful conference. This is a train wreck.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (8mC+I)

456 "Anyway"

he's fading

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (5fDan)

457 I just lost my feed for about 30 seconds. He said something stupid and they cut it out.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (QNSds)

458 Look folks and .. anyway.

A twofer.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (Xi1yP)

459 Well anyway. I forgot what I was supposed to say.

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (p4NUW)

460 Well, anyway . . .

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (14URa)

461 Look this is uh, well anyway.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (Odg76)

462
Well done, Team biden!

They created a campaign informercial AT THE WHITE HOUSE*, with real fake news members participating in the play.

*this is illegal, btw

Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (dm56X)

463 Anyway

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (/7KEl)

464 "Well, anyway...."

Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (jGGMD)

465 9th and 10th cough.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (c4NPH)

466 Thank You !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:39 PM (NtVYv)

Your welcome .Mine's on the 30th

Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (IyPmt)

467 Fuck, it is scripted.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM (RUmyk)

EVERYTHING is scripted

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (lX8VI)

468 Who is the hottie holding the mic ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (NtVYv)

469 Ha, ha, ha, his "legacy".

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (vCVcZ)

470 well, look...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (dg+HA)

471 No one is asking about NATO lol

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (oe5jS)

472 Your pals, the Media!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (vtRd1)

473 Biden giving a speech from teleprompter = relatively strong voice

Biden forced to think before speaking = soft mumbling and weak

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (lcyZw)

474 I make conferences. I’m smart.
Vote for me.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (t56FM)

475 These reporters are speaking loudly and clearly enunciating in a very unnatural way. Biden's handlers definitely told them to do this.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (Odg76)

476 His legacy? That’s a rip. His legacy is of a cartoonish, full of shit blowhard to takes credit for things other people did. That, and gross groping of unwilling young girls.

Posted by: UGAdawg at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (tRd71)

477 I think we better be ready for the next stage of this race. He's going to be done by the end of next week.

Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (LrEPG)

478 Fuck the flowery questions. I want to hear, Joe, do you have demitia?

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (RUmyk)

479 I'm in this for the graft.

And for Hunter's graft.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (vtRd1)

480 16 nobel laureates

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (gKWVE)

481 helluva job! 16 laureates!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (dg+HA)

482 Trump would be a horrible Vice President
Contently causing headaches for the POTUS

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (TaHi/)

483 >>> I think the absolute best outcome here is demonstration of minimal competence. Just enough to stop the current baying of the wolves, but not enough to turn it around.

Honestly, that's what I want. Good enough now so they can't pull him off the political stage with a giant cane just yet. Wait until after the convention.

Posted by: LizLem at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (QAK8m)

484 I am hearing it sucks. He is full of shit

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (NtVYv)

485 I'm not in it for my legacy.

No, you're in it for the money!!!

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (c4NPH)

486 shouldnt you be in this for AMerica?

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (MGB5H)

487 Actually, not too bad considering...

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (jvJvP)

488 This is f-ing nuts, he's gone.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (8mC+I)

489 Dad!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (dg+HA)

490 Whispering!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (OX9vb)

491 Eleventy eleventy economists think I’m a helluva guy

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (rjJqk)

492 Out: softball questions from CBS.

In: tee-ball questions from CBS.

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (DgGvY)

493 He will have a legacy all right.

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (p4NUW)

494 A Biden/Trump ticket?

Gotta be honest...

I never saw that coming.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (a1415)

495 Billionaires did amazing during the last 3 years yiu fuck.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (t56FM)

496 I GOT 16 NOBEL LAUREATES IN MY BACK POCKET, PONY-FACED HORSE SOLDIER!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (vtRd1)

497 Dem donations are going to dry up like Jill Biden when Joe shuffles over to her bed.

Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (llS7k)

498 What do you hear now from mainstream economists?

He's still hanging on that BS 16 economists claim.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (Odg76)

499 If I took a drink every time Joe blinked, I'd still be sober.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (tT6L1)

500 Dad!
Scranton!!!

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (c4NPH)

501 Trickling down on the kitchen table? WTF?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (vCVcZ)

502 Is that 11 coughs?

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:41 PM (jvJvP)

503 He just dislocated his jaw and swallowed a live mouse.

A little weird, but I'll accept it.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (nLFEI)

504 My dad story, everyone drink.

Posted by: Bob Dwyer at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (4780s)

505 whens he mention beau?

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (MGB5H)

506 An appeal to authority - 16 Nobel Laureates!

One of the oldest logical fallacies there is

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (5fDan)

507 He's got AI spaghetti mouth.

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (q177U)

508 big eyes...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (dg+HA)

509 11th cough

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (c4NPH)

510 Biden forced to think before speaking = soft mumbling and weak
Posted by: Shenanigans at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (lcyZw)


They are queing up the answers !!

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (NtVYv)

511 What's he talking about?

Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (jGGMD)

512 I thought only Big Mike got testy with reporters' questions??

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (Jh5b+)

513 As satisfying as it will be when he implodes, we should hope he hangs on a few more weeks.

Every extra minute that Joe is still the candidate is a blessing.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (uxCna)

514 Nice of him to admit he’s a corporate whore

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (rjJqk)

515
any mention of beau bo?

Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (dm56X)

516 Democracy dies in Delaware.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (dg+HA)

517 Not just economists.

MAINSTREAM economists.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (vtRd1)

518
How about his "moonshot" to cancer?

Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (dm56X)

519 I've seen enough. Don't go anywhere Joe! You're the one!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (Xi1yP)

520 WTF you can't do that

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (NtVYv)

521 This fuckhead is a total shithead.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (SO6q8)

522 rent control! (Ask Nixon about that)

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (dg+HA)

523 Ladies and Gentleman, Morons and Ettes, Welcome to Scranton Schmo's World Salad World!

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (RUmyk)

524 Rents? Jesus.

Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (LrEPG)

525 Thanks for watching this, everyone, so I can spare my ears!

Posted by: LizLem at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (QAK8m)

526 Scarier than that. There was a month, when my husband was building nuclear power plants, that you couldn't get any pot. But there was lots of hash. Maybe it was everyone's emergency stash.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (xjTDL)

527 Oh good price controls. So prices are going to skyrocket.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (t56FM)

528 Price controls on rent!?

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (c4NPH)

529 Not a joke DRINK!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (aLzBS)

530 hosit goin??

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (V13WU)

531 PRICE CONTROLS!!!!!

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (MGB5H)

532 Corporate Greed

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (5MvGY)

533 Did he just say “I’m walking on sunshine”

Posted by: 13times at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (Htdy0)

534 YOU WILL LOOOOOVE COMMUNISM, FAT

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (vtRd1)

535 Creepy whisper

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (dg+HA)

536 he's claiming there's no increase to inflation or deficits from his policies.

Posted by: the dandy at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (L+5ng)

537 Not a joke.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (3ImbR)

538 YOU THINK YOUR ECONOMISTS ARE BETTER THAN MINE?

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (/7KEl)

539 Whisper!

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (q177U)

540 Joe's doing well to disguise the fact he's reading from a teleprompter.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (tT6L1)

541 Whispering DRINK!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (aLzBS)

542 Everybody does better (super creepy whispering)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (O7YUW)

543 Weird whisper. How many is that?

Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (LrEPG)

544 Campaign Joe is whispering and rambling

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (oe5jS)

545 This summer is his legacy.

We're looking at it.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (fV+MH)

546 Cringe

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (vtRd1)

547 You think you're better than me?
Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

Posted by: Taggart at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (N2oAm)

548 Growling. Ashley must have been accustomed to that voice.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (gKWVE)

549 Biden Bingo: Whispering!

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (RUmyk)

550 Not a joke!

BINGO!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (Xi1yP)

551 Whisper!!!
12th cough.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (c4NPH)

552 "Call next'...

Rent control at 5%... right.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (qZdIZ)

553 "Not a Joke!"

Drink!!

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (DgGvY)

554 Delaware corporate presence is basically two large corporations and a zillion mail drop boxes

Posted by: Bob Dwyer at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (4780s)

555 Oh dear lord. Here we go

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (p4NUW)

556 How many creepy whisper lean ins is that now?

Three?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (Odg76)

557 OMG, this is getting creepy.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (jGGMD)

558 That creepy leaning forward whispering.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (QNSds)

559 He's not going to willingly bow out.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (2UnvF)

560 I can't take that whispering thing. He's a total creep.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (bS+DD)

561 If he maintains this, he’ll not be bad enough to boot but bad enough to destroy any D enthusiasm.

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (rjJqk)

562 Ok was out with the grandkids and missed the Big Boy conference beginning. Give me a short recap of what's taken place so far.

Posted by: Tuna at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (oaGWv)

563 No Joe, YOU invented the chip, you remember, don't you? *laughs*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (O7YUW)

564 National rent control, fat.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 11, 2024 07:43 PM (hCzfy)

565 That's it Joe you show'em!

Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (HJ9BW)

566 Europe, Asia, whatever

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (vtRd1)

567 "Everybody duuuz better."

That went past "whisper" to "death metal singer."

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (DgGvY)

568 "What have we done that's not working right now?"


They really are keeping him in an information bubble.

Posted by: the dandy at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (L+5ng)

569 Big Boy is going to be in Roseville California for a couple days.

It's a million pound restored WW2 steam powered train. It's been 111° so I'm going to pass.

But Joe should go see it before its too late.

Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (bzJoC)

570 "I'm glue and you're rubber, what sticks to me bounces off...you...the thing..."

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (nLFEI)

571 Slurring

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (c4NPH)

572 Whispering Joe...

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (jvJvP)

573 Whispering again DRINK!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (aLzBS)

574 He is done.....

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (QNSds)

575 More whisper. And repetition.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (dg+HA)

576 He's holding his own!!!

Posted by: That guy who doesn't seem to be seeing what I am... at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (mH6SG)

577 guess what, you're toast

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (KRtlO)

578 Well, guess what?
The whisper.

He's cratering.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (xCA6C)

579 So far, this is the most goodest he's been in a long tie.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (3ImbR)

580 NO NUMBERS JOE!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (vtRd1)

581 I think he believes everything he's saying. Unreal.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (vCVcZ)

582 The Koreans told him America has the best workers in the world? I call Bullshit on that one.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (pIfcn)

583 [creepy whisper again]

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (vtRd1)

584 The idea...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (dg+HA)

585 Where the fuck is he going with this

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (/7KEl)

586 Biden is making up stories again.

Posted by: Cosda at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (TO2BB)

587 I've seen enough. Don't go anywhere Joe! You're the one!
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:42 PM (Xi1yP)
----------

I know I'm convinced!!11!1!!

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 07:44 PM (bS+DD)

588 Dear God, make it stop. Make it end.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (jGGMD)

589 I have no fucking idea what he is talking about.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (RUmyk)

590 NYC has rent control and their rent is really cheap. I think.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (t56FM)

591 This shithead is a total fuckhead.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (SO6q8)

592 She gives great bj's...

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (jvJvP)

593
This is Biden's Festivus, and he's giving his list of grievances. Next the tests of strength.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (+oR7L)

594
Ace's next post: biden Is Back, Jack!

Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (dm56X)

595 this ougt to be good

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (NtVYv)

596 Is he suggesting he is going to make America great again?

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (p4NUW)

597 The wealthy having to start paying their taxes.

Whaaaaat?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (YqDXo)

598 Run, Joe, Run!!!

Posted by: tubal at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (PCK5/)

599 132 101 /Looney Tunes sock
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 11, 2024 07:25 PM (mupln)

Nah, it works fine for the cartoonish farce we're watching.
Th-th-b-that's all folks!
Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:27 PM (gKWVE)
_______
That's what they ought to play for the first Doktor.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (1bNHn)

600 uggggh womens' bodies

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (gKWVE)

601 Tell us about her attributes Joe.

(Watch him start reflex-sniffing...)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (O7YUW)

602 Jesus, he's got no pupils.

Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (LrEPG)

603 Free women's bodies! Woo hoo!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (dg+HA)

604 Weird eye rub thing.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (Jh5b+)

605 The Koreans told him America has the best workers in the world? I call Bullshit on that one.

It aspires to someday be bulls***.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (xCA6C)

606 Picked his nose.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (c4NPH)

607 Oh so this is to pump up Kamala and hope Biden crashes and burns.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (8mC+I)

608 the freedom of women’s bodies unburdened

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (rjJqk)

609 STOP TALKING ABOUT KAMALA, BITCH!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (vtRd1)

610 I hate watching this kabuki/bukkake performance.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (YqDXo)

611 Boy. That's a lot of words?

Posted by: Reforger at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (xcIvR)

612 So Mrs VIA is watching live and texting with a friend in B'More.

I've got the headphones on, listening to Def Leppard and reading y'alls words,

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (a1415)

613 He was ready for the Kamala question. Obvious set up.

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (q177U)

614 NYC has rent control and their rent is really cheap. I think.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (t56FM)

=====

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (16NmB)

615 named no qualifications

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (NtVYv)

616 Trump gets equal time for this, right?

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (vFG9F)

617
I'm coming!!

Posted by: Harry Sisson at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (+oR7L)

618 13th cough

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (c4NPH)

619
You reckon biden will get Lie-Checked after this?

Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (dm56X)

620 Kamala can do anything! Especially talk about abortion!

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (DgGvY)

621 Man, he dumped on Kamala with that short answer.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (RUmyk)

622 Look at what Kamala did for the border. It's a miracle!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (vtRd1)

623 bedtime...laugh

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (dg+HA)

624 The Presidency is 24/7? Not for this brussel sprout.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (vCVcZ)

625 limits acknowledge wha ha? -- farnsworth

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (gKWVE)

626 @561

>>If he maintains this, he’ll not be bad enough to boot but bad enough to destroy any D enthusiasm.

Election are no longer decided along the lines of Voter enthusiasm, they are decided by jamming as many real and conjured ballots into a tabulator as possible.

Our elections are fake and gay.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (XV/Pl)

627 KUMSWALLA ,

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (5MvGY)

628 I STAY UP ALL NIGHT

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (rjJqk)

629 Free women's bodies! Woo hoo!
_______________

Kamala doesn't charge?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (YqDXo)

630 Did he say his predecessor wanted the cheapest cost on chips?

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (oe5jS)

631 They are reading scripted questions.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (QNSds)

632 strained laugh

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (vtRd1)

633 "I'm fine...see?...ach....the spiders..."

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (nLFEI)

634 His legacy? That’s a rip. His legacy is of a cartoonish, full of shit blowhard to takes credit for things other people did. That, and gross groping of unwilling young girls.
Posted by: UGAdawg at July 11, 2024 07:40 PM (tRd71)

Showering with his daughter, bringing his entire family into his criminal enterprise, screwing the family nanny and then trotting her out as a respectable woman, and raising at least one awful, damaged horrific son is his legacy for me. With only brief moments still left on earth, you would think he'd repent. Sad.

Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (llS7k)

635 Weird question. Is there anyone out there who hates Democrats (and for that matter Republicans) as much as I do?

I can't watch this POS any more than I could watch Oshithead, who I only saw about 6 minutes of in 8 years.

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (lX8VI)

636 Is the whispering because he's getting tired?

He actually isn't doing too horribly....

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (jvJvP)

637 NYC has rent control and their rent is really cheap. I think.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (t56FM)
~~~~~

Only pre-WWII buildings are rent controlled. There are a lot of them though.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (3ImbR)

638 He's still so smarmy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (8mC+I)

639 >> Our elections are fake and gay.
This is quite true.

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (rjJqk)

640 I could only stomach watching a few minutes of it.

He is just painful to listen to. He can't string together a coherent sentence to save his life. And what he is saying is just a pack of lies that he's been told to say.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (BpYfr)

641 Pace my self ? More like pacemaker

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (NtVYv)

642 Golf! Drink!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (dg+HA)

643
This is highly illegal.

Using the White House likes this is not legal.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (dm56X)

644 campaign, debate, whatever

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (vtRd1)

645 I CAN STAY UP AS LATE AS I WANT

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (/7KEl)

646 These questions are scripted.

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (q177U)

647 Trump has done virtually nothing??

WTF?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (YqDXo)

648 145 > No press conference until I get my icecream bitch!

I SAID ONLY BROWN M&Ms!
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:28 PM (Odg76)
________
Those are too soft for M&Ms.

Scwewy Wabbit!

Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (1bNHn)

649 NO NUMBERS, JOE!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (vtRd1)

650
This breaks election laws.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (dm56X)

651 He never steps down. Chicago convention palace coup.

Posted by: 13times at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (Htdy0)

652 Damn. Just damn. Unbelievable.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (mH6SG)

653 14th cough

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (jvJvP)

654 This dickhead is a total fuckface.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (SO6q8)

655 Biden invites people to look at his schedule?

Most days his official schedule has him done at 11am.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (Odg76)

656 Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:35 PM

Care for a bit of crumpet, old chap?

Posted by: Stormy D. at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (2ZFHC)

657 Pace myself. Maybe he should try harder.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (qZdIZ)

658 yeah, it's a campaign speech

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (NtVYv)

659 These questions are scripted.

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (q177U)
______________

No kidding.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (YqDXo)

660 His schedule. All those long weekends at the beach, they're exhausting.

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (14URa)

661 He's not at the WH

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (/7KEl)

662 heh heh

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (vtRd1)

663 14th cough.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (c4NPH)

664 More whispering.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (YqDXo)

665 There haven't been 20,000 people total at his events this year.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (Xi1yP)

666 jeez, that whisper...anyway...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (dg+HA)

667 A week? 12 days.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (t56FM)

668 @591

>>NYC has rent control and their rent is really cheap. I think.

The last time I checked, a nice studio apartment is going for 2K in Astoria Queens.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (XV/Pl)

669 Touting his rally numbers. 12 is an awesome number.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (5MvGY)

670 Scranton Schmo, the Human Dynamo, "Attack to the rear!"

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (RUmyk)

671
Wow. He's back! Joey's back!

-Hollywood

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (+oR7L)

672 I think the Press Secretary is signaling...yes, they are now replacing the weird animatronic Biden with the real Biden.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (nLFEI)

673 I love my staff. I'm catching hell from my wife.

KEEP GOING JOE, YOU'RE DOING GREAT! *Bwahahaha*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (O7YUW)

674 WTF? catching hell from his wife?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (pIfcn)

675 "I didn't say I would do less. I said I would pace myself."

Bill Clinton wrote that answer.

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (DgGvY)

676 "Vice President Trump" is trending on Twitter.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (jGGMD)

677 Oh, his staff "adds things" to his schedule. Like more naps.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (vCVcZ)

678 He just admitted he catches hell from his wife. lol

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (bS+DD)

679 What does this card say?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (vtRd1)

680 Wtf

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (/7KEl)

681 We’re about twenty minutes in now, how can he make it to ninety?

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (rjJqk)

682 I have to pace myself, just because I need to...

This is getting almost as bad as the debate

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (5fDan)

683 This is an insult to our intelligence.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (YqDXo)

684 I can't believed they preempted Jeopardy for this bozo.

Posted by: Cosda at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (TO2BB)

685 If there's no inflation, why would we need rent controls?

(BTW, they have worked SOOOO well every time they have been tried before...)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (SRRAx)

686 "Vice President Trump" is trending on Twitter.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (jGGMD)

hahah

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (NtVYv)

687 651
This breaks election laws.
Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (dm56X)
***
golly.

Posted by: Iggee at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (fjiHN)

688
He's not at the WH
Posted by: Don Black


Oh.

Never mind, then.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (dm56X)

689 He announces he's going to PACE HIMSELF MORE? He's already got the lightest schedule of any POTUS in modern history.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (Odg76)

690 “The idea that…” is clearly a memory marker for him.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (aVudl)

691 In the near abroad?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (dg+HA)

692 He has to stop working 7am to midnight, but his staff keeps adding things.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (oe5jS)

693 This is highly illegal.

Using the White House likes this is not legal.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (dm56X)

No one is above the law.

Except Democrats and anyone who can help Democrats.

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (lX8VI)

694 President Harris, please pick up the nuclear football.

*laughs maniacally and scares the cats*

Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (IcuR4)

695 Looks like he is staying in! Yay! Unless they are figuring out the big monster cheat.

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (p4NUW)

696 How's the futures market tracking this?

Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (bzJoC)

697 >>> 590 I have no fucking idea what he is talking about.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (RUmyk)

Neither does he.

Posted by: Orange Man Bad at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (VavZF)

698 Running out of gas now...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (vtRd1)

699 I have to pace myself, just because I need to...

This is getting almost as bad as the debate

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM


He is fading and I hope they cut this off so they keep him on the ticket.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (QNSds)

700 It takes four bourbons to make me slur like this guy is doing now

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (rjJqk)

701 your commander in chief?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (gKWVE)

702 I ate sixteen Noble Romans.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (63Dwl)

703 Hey, Joe is blinking!!

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (jvJvP)

704 Yeah so I hope Putin is busy and not listening right now.

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (p4NUW)

705 I'm pleased by this. He's going to be difficult to push out now. I was afraid he'd crash and burn, and the Dems would shitcan him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (YqDXo)

706 I gotta more long capacity.

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (q177U)

707 Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (IcuR4)

Jane ! It's been a while

Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (IyPmt)

708 We're making a day-to-day basis...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (dg+HA)

709 My..my...my...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (vtRd1)

710 Lift limitations? But he will not send 2,000 lb bombs to Israel.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (qZdIZ)

711 Wut?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (U8kCF)

712 My Commander in Chief

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (NtVYv)

713 Well, the House can now drop it's pursuit of getting the raw, unedited Deposition tapes.

Don't bother, no need to worry 'bout those, anymore.

We're seeing what's on those tapes play out Live, in Real Time, and maybe even worse than the tapes themselves.

And this time, not just "political junkies", but the Whole World is Watching.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (kQgoX)

714 My gawd, Ruprecht's gonna get his fork corked fo' sho'

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (SO6q8)

715 This is just sad.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (t56FM)

716 I am kind of schizoid right now... I want him to crash and burn NO!!!!! I want him to stay in the race NO!!! Crash NO!!! stay in....,

Posted by: tubal at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (Juy/5)

717 He actually isn't doing too horribly....

Actually, he's doing quite well.

Posted by: Zombie Neville Chamberlain at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (mH6SG)

718 Ukraine has absolutely nothing to do with NATO. He is tossing our red herrings after red herrings.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (QNSds)

719 Ukraine answer, Word Salad.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (RUmyk)

720 Joe! Be Strong! You Can Do It!

Posted by: Trump Campaign at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (SYTee)

721 jobs whisper

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (dg+HA)

722 The smirk.isnt helping.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (c4NPH)

723 2000 jobs, woooo

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (NtVYv)

724 Jeez, have the cannibals been at him? This is some funky shit right here.

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (14URa)

725 This would be the perfect time for Russia and China to nuke us into oblivion.

Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (IcuR4)

726 Looks like the "angry" pills are wearing off.

"created 2000 jobs last week"

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (9aVck)

727 Government doesn't create jobs, Joe, the private sector does that.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (O7YUW)

728 So, the answer to every doubt is to repeat “I get the job done?”

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (rjJqk)

729
I wonder if Biden gets a headache after coming down off the uppers.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (+oR7L)

730 I created 2000 jobs last week, Fat!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (vtRd1)

731 "following the advice of my Commander in Chief....."

".....and I forgot the second question, which was about my mental capacity."

Oy.

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (DgGvY)

732 Where's the hook?!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (kpS4V)

733 Biden's already slowing down.

He really struggled with that Zelenskyyy answer.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (Odg76)

734 The last time I checked, a nice studio apartment is going for 2K in Astoria Queens.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 11, 2024 07:47 PM (XV/Pl)
~~~~~

A friend just gave up her rent controlled 2BR apartment in Riverdale...$650/mo.

Once people move out, the landlords are allowed to bump the rent way up on the new tenant.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (3ImbR)

735 Creepy whisper. Check.
Cough check
Mixing up people check

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (t56FM)

736 have to pace myself, just because I need to...

This is getting almost as bad as the debate

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM


He is fading and I hope they cut this off so they keep him on the ticket.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (QNSds)

Someone bring out the hook! We need him to keep standing.

Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (llS7k)

737 Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (IcuR4)

Hi Jane, missed you, hope you are hanging in.

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (lX8VI)

738 I'm pleased by this. He's going to be difficult to push out now. I was afraid he'd crash and burn, and the Dems would shitcan him.

Agree. I don't think this will be enough to boot him. Fine by me.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (xCA6C)

739 Joe didn't create any jobs, private business do that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (8mC+I)

740 Four creepy whispers.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (Odg76)

741 He created 2000 jobs last week?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (U8kCF)

742 The border bullshit blaming Rs is infuriating.

Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (FGQ5G)

743 President Harris, please pick up the nuclear football.

*laughs maniacally and scares the cats*
Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (IcuR4)
----------

*smooch*

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (bS+DD)

744 No major outlet on the list?

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (c4NPH)

745 Again!

Nobody's better at this than me!

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (/7KEl)

746 Why is the top of his head pink? That's weirding me out.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (Xi1yP)

747 >>> 695 President Harris, please pick up the nuclear football.

*laughs maniacally and scares the cats*
Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (IcuR4)

HEY!!!!

*waves enthusiastically if probably spastically too*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (VavZF)

748 This is a campaign event carried by MSM.

PDT should get equal time, otherwise, this is illegal.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (tT6L1)

749 Lost his place on the list.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (qZdIZ)

750 Joe's done, literally and figuratively. if he hasn't resigned in a week or less, it's 25th time.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (2ZFHC)

751 >>> Showering with his daughter, bringing his entire family into his criminal enterprise, screwing the family nanny and then trotting her out as a respectable woman, and raising at least one awful, damaged horrific son is his legacy for me. With only brief moments still left on earth, you would think he'd repent. Sad.
Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 07:46 PM (llS7k)

I like the idea he is the RBG of presidents. That had he gracefully bowed out of running second term, he'd be allowed to fade into the sunset as the man who saved them from a Trump second term.

But Biden doesn't do anything gracefully, so instead he's hung on past his sell by date, and is a curse on the dems and might get Trump back in the WH with a majority. It is to laugh.

Posted by: LizLem at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (QAK8m)

752 Notice he's stopped my word as a Biden since the Hunter stuff.

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (lX8VI)

753 Jane!!!!!

Hugs

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (c4NPH)

754 You know it's planned because the mic is always there before he calls on a person.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (g4EQa)

755 It's not over yet

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (U8kCF)

756 686 If there's no inflation, why would we need rent controls?

(BTW, they have worked SOOOO well every time they have been tried before...)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at July 11, 2024 07:48 PM (SRRAx)

Corporate greed, of course! Here's my challenge: Ask anyone that says that to name the greedy corporation so I can buy stock. If someone is making exorbitant profits, let's make some money. They can't tell you a name.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (pIfcn)

757 can't read his reporter call-sheet now

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (5fDan)

758 Jane!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (2UnvF)

759 >>> 747 Why is the top of his head pink? That's weirding me out.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (Xi1yP)

The orange faded in the wash.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (VavZF)

760 Could they produce more loaded questions?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (YqDXo)

761 Jane D'oh! How nice to see you before the bombs drop.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (kpS4V)

762 He's not doing as badly as at the debate, but he doesn't look or sound good.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (9Afsw)

763 It isn't legal for the education department to notice students who has been forgiving their loans.

That aren't forgiven. But students want to believe. Like drugs won't kill you and having sex once won't get you pregnant.

Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (bzJoC)

764 MANDELBIDEN!

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (/7KEl)

765 oh this question. already answered this in the opening remarks. this is a softball

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (gKWVE)

766 Oh No! the animatronic Biden refuses to leave the stage! Now the real Biden and the fake Biden are wrestling around on the floor, and the Secret Service has no idea which one is real, and which one is fake!

Who will they shoot, and how will we know they got the right one, since the real Biden has had most of his organs replaced with cheap Chinese knock off parts!

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (nLFEI)

767 Low hanging softball about the Trump threat. Nice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (vtRd1)

768 Who give a fuck about NATO? Food has doubled in price. Fuck Ukraine.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (t56FM)

769 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok
Members of the PA legislature are holding a rally right now at the PA Capitol called “Biden for President.”

About a dozen people showed up. Half are reporters.

Photos from @DanBartkowiak

https://tinyurl.com/h7zxm5nc

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (Jh5b+)

770 Biden has to call on foreign press to get anything favorable these days.

Sad!

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (lcyZw)

771 GO JOE, GO!

DON'T LET THEM BOOT YOU OFF OF THE TICKET!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (uxCna)

772 Greetings Jane Doh. Glad you're back

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (aLzBS)

773 look fat !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (NtVYv)

774 {{{Jane D'Oh}}}

Hug was supportive, with proper hand placement and quick release.

You have been through so much! Hope you are doing well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (u82oZ)

775 We need Biden to do just well enough. Not good, not terrible. We need a 3.6 roentgens performance.

Posted by: SMFH at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (Rtv7W)

776 This isn't going to slow down the train to remove him. Sadly.

Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (LrEPG)

777 A question from Poland. From an anti-Trump guy.

This wasn't scripted at all.

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (DgGvY)

778 "following the advice of my Commander in Chief....."

".....and I forgot the second question, which was about my mental capacity."

Oy.
Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:50 PM (DgGvY)

This is so unfair.
sincerely, Rick Perry

Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (llS7k)

779 He is toast... Putin has every right now to allow Cuba to attack US assets or Venezuala..

Posted by: catman at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (4HMlb)

780 This bought him another 2 weeks.

Can't wait to see the Dem infighting after this. Time for them to "go to the mattresses."

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (janLY)

781 You've gotta win!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (dg+HA)

782 OK that is 100% a scripted question that was given to that guy.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (QNSds)

783 "Without sounding too self-serving"? Oh, dear. Seriously.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (vCVcZ)

784 Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM

If that is really you, we've missed you bigly.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (mH6SG)

785 Look

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (/7KEl)

786 He should be glad he's not on the Gong Show.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (a1415)

787 Hey. *Gomer Pyle wave*

Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (IcuR4)

788 I'm pleased by this. He's going to be difficult to push out now. I was afraid he'd crash and burn, and the Dems would shitcan him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (YqDXo)
~~~~~

^^^ This is where I am too.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (3ImbR)

789 W
O
W

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (SO6q8)

790 749 This is a campaign event carried by MSM.

PDT should get equal time, otherwise, this is illegal.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (tT6L1)

Is it really, though? Is it helping his campaign or is it another nail in the coffin? I mean, this could be considered a "vote for Trump" campaign event by the end...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (exHjb)

791 Europeans don't want Trump? Stop selling. The deal is sealed.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (63Dwl)

792 Foreign policy not Trump's strong point?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (gKWVE)

793 755 You know it's planned because the mic is always there before he calls on a person.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (g4EQa)

Nice catch. I didn't think of that!

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (14URa)

794 Here's a thought: why don't the Europeans put on their big boy pants and defend themselves?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (YqDXo)

795 The Frog reporter invites Biden to bash Trump.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (Odg76)

796 I'm totally sure all the world leaders are telling him to get out there and win it. LOL

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (OX9vb)

797 "How can I say this without sounding too self-serving"

You can't. Next question.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (jGGMD)

798 That's bullshit, I just learned about NATO

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (NtVYv)

799 Holy smokes. This is to get out that Trump is Satan and nothing else. Homies?

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (p4NUW)

800 Now he's making shit up about what European leaders are saying to him. That aught to please them a whole bunch.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (O7YUW)

801 >>> 616 named no qualifications
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:45 PM (NtVYv)

Everyone already knows Kamala's "qualifications".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (VavZF)

802 Twice at least he’s repeated a line about “how can I say this without being self-serving”

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (rjJqk)

803 HANG IN THERE JOE!

Posted by: mugiwara at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (yl7sY)

804 How come corporations only became greedy in 2021?

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (t56FM)

805 The questioners must have been picked from Bumfucistan news.⁶

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (5MvGY)

806 "European leaders" worry about the money firehose being shut off.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (vtRd1)

807 Jane!!!!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (a1415)

808 "Foreign policy is not his strong point."
===
Are you fvcking serious bro?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (RIvkX)

809 So we elect a president to protect Ukraine and nato? Got it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (8mC+I)

810 Said Trump has said he doesn’t know what NATO is.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (oe5jS)

811 15th cough

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (c4NPH)

812 The fug? he's lost and in the weeds, he conflated Trump and Putin.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (pIfcn)

813 Let him beat on Trump it makes the lefties swoon. Its good for him to keep him propped up with the base.

Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (LrEPG)

814 The "Finlandization"

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (dg+HA)

815 >>> I think the Press Secretary is signaling...yes, they are now replacing the weird animatronic Biden with the real Biden.

The Biden animatronic in the Disney Hall of Presidents is probably more coherent.

Posted by: LizLem at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (QAK8m)

816 > You know it's planned because the mic is always there before he calls on a person.

Well, that and the fact that Biden's literally calling on people from a list Biden said would be the list of people he calls on.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (Odg76)

817 Finland joining NATO doesn't play in Peoria dummy

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (5fDan)

818
Hey. *Gomer Pyle wave*
Posted by: Jane Doh


Surprise
Surprise
Surprise

Hi Jane

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (63Dwl)

819 >>> He's not doing as badly as at the debate, but he doesn't look or sound good.
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at July 11, 2024 07:51 PM (9Afsw)

Exactly. This is still bad.

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (q177U)

820 WTF, the remaining Biden has put on a pair of ice skates and a hokey mask!

He's now skating in a quite lovely way around the press conference. This could only be the real Biden!

But wait, another Biden has entered the room!

It's mayhem people!

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (nLFEI)

821 I hope Jill is a drinker. And a mean drunk. 🍿🍿

Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (IcuR4)

822 "Don't hold me to this..... Trump said he didn't know about NATO until a few days ago"

I think I'll hold Biden to that, sorry.

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (DgGvY)

823 I invited him to the uvlffice (slurring)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (O7YUW)

824 All my utilities are cramming through rate increases.

Probably figure he's going to steal the election and impose price controls.

I'm Suspicious

Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (bzJoC)

825 So this is Biden's side of the debate, 350 hours late.

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (lX8VI)

826 LET HIM COOK

Posted by: mugiwara at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (yl7sY)

827 Is he hallucinating?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (aLzBS)

828 Sundown you better take care...

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (NMT5x)

829 THE FILLUDIZATION OF UKRAINE, WE CAN'T LET IT HAPPEN, JACK!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (vtRd1)

830 Vote for me. I got Finland in nato.

I can’t see how this message doesn’t work for the anverage American. 😂

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (t56FM)

831 To coin a Rushbo reference, "Operation Chaos" is here.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (janLY)

832 Joe remains in the race.

DU is going to be ecstatic over this performance and having orgasms at the thought of Joe beating Drumpf.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (tT6L1)

833 Is it really, though? Is it helping his campaign or is it another nail in the coffin? I mean, this could be considered a "vote for Trump" campaign event by the end...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024

Put your DU hat on, your Kos hat on. They are cheering thinking ALL people in Europe think Trump is evil. That is the point of this. Absolutely the point.

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (p4NUW)

834 Is he listening to someone talking in his ear?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (vtRd1)

835 The Frog reporter invites Biden to bash Trump.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (Odg76)
____________

Yeah, he really teed that one up with his preamble.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (YqDXo)

836 Finland, Finland, Finland...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (vCVcZ)

837 Where is he going with th8

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (/7KEl)

838 Who gives a shit about Finland joining NATO?

Does he know he the President of the United States not the President of Europe?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (Xi1yP)

839 An "I beg your pardon " moment.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (c4NPH)

840 @735

>>A friend just gave up her rent controlled 2BR apartment in Riverdale...$650/mo.


That apartment will now be around 4k per month.

To borrow a phrase, The Rents Are Too Damn High.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (XV/Pl)

841 Well hello there. Jane.

Posted by: dantesed at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (Oy/m2)

842 you just give joey the ole pigskin and clear out for him, hell make magic happen

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (MGB5H)

843
Why is the top of his head pink? That's weirding me out.
Posted by: JackStraw


Plug burn -- it is related to rug burn, but it afflicts prideful jackasses who opted to have hair plug implants.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (xG4kz)

844 Now he's just boring everyone with his slooooww delivery

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (TaHi/)

845 Everyone already knows Kamala's "qualifications".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (VavZF)

The OG Hawk Tuah girl.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (i24o9)

846 What's the South China Sea like right now? Because seriously, if I were China, now would be the right time to pounce on Taiwan.

Posted by: LizLem at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (QAK8m)

847 822 I hope Jill is a drinker. And a mean drunk. 🍿🍿
Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM

Oh what the secret service must overhear.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (8mC+I)

848 The "Finlandization"
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (dg+HA)

that was a good one

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (NtVYv)

849 So far it looks like the First Vegetable is just strong enough to stay in the race and continue to embarrass DC

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (rjJqk)

850 50 other nations, Jack!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (dg+HA)

851 SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW JOE

Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (LrEPG)

852 Finland supports Joe Biden!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (vtRd1)

853 Is he pining for the fjords now?

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (c4NPH)

854 Put your DU hat on, your Kos hat on. They are cheering thinking ALL people in Europe think Trump is evil. That is the point of this. Absolutely the point.

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (p4NUW)
_______________

Who the hell cares what people in Europe think? Europe is a theme park right now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (YqDXo)

855 He should be glad he's not on the Gong Show.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice\\

HA!!!

Posted by: Bruce at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (szrmA)

856 This kinda shit is funny. When it happens to other countries.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (SO6q8)

857 Grinding to a halt now...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (vtRd1)

858 Jane D'oh. Welcome home, love

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (5MvGY)

859 Welcome back Jane.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (RIvkX)

860 If I didn’t know any better I’d think he is running for present of Ukraine.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (t56FM)

861 Joe is delusional.
The dementia is just a bonus.

Dear Ruler of the Cosmos, please leave this POS as POTUS until the election is finished.


Posted by: Voter theater. at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (FCPbW)

862 Hi Jane!

Horrible day. You made it better. Thabks!

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (jvJvP)

863 His answers are on the prompter

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (NtVYv)

864 So Trump didn't know what the organization he spent years talking to about them paying for themselves is?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - if you can't pick your adjectives, how can you pick your pronouns? at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (M3zoF)

865 Vice President Trump just learned about NATO!

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (q177U)

866 I dont think Biden has any intention of stepping down in the immediate future, but I guess we'll see.

His press conference was okay. He's clearly slipping, but this is not what he was at the debate.

Good for us.

Posted by: Blago at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (Qfw6X)

867 I'm pleased by this. He's going to be difficult to push out now. I was afraid he'd crash and burn, and the Dems would shitcan him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:49 PM (YqDXo)
~~~~~

^^^ This is where I am too.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM


I agree. He is horrible, but not horrible enough for them to continue to push him out.


Kind of like that Dr. Evil line......Your not evil enough, you are diet coke of evil, evil light.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (QNSds)

868 I didn't know you could use a White House event as a campaign stop. I'm sure CREW will get right on that Hatch Act complaint.

Posted by: the dandy at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (L+5ng)

869 Was Finland going to be invaded at some point recently?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (vCVcZ)

870 Is he listening to someone talking in his ear?
Posted by: Cicero


Noooooooo.....

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (DgGvY)

871 Oh good, we may have a severe weather alert to interrupt this farce.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (jGGMD)

872 Jane!!!! shmooshes to you!

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (14URa)

873 This is weird- I've lost track of this soliloquy

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (/7KEl)

874 Jane D'Oh, so good to see you, don't be a stranger.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (Sgq8y)

875 Facial cheek scratching, again -- isn't that a lie "tell"??

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (Jh5b+)

876 Be nice, David!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (dg+HA)

877 I got Fifty Nations to support Ukraine!

So what? George H. W. Bush got more to support Kuwait.

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (5fDan)

878 The "Finlandization"
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM (dg+HA)

that was a good one

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (NtVYv)
_____________

A term of long-standing (at least 40 years).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (YqDXo)

879 Even more enraging and nauseating than this alleged press conference is the apparent collusion by The Press.

Bastards.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (XV/Pl)

880 834 Is it really, though? Is it helping his campaign or is it another nail in the coffin? I mean, this could be considered a "vote for Trump" campaign event by the end...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024

Put your DU hat on, your Kos hat on. They are cheering thinking ALL people in Europe think Trump is evil. That is the point of this. Absolutely the point.
Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (p4NUW)

And Europeans vote in American elections, how?

Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (exHjb)

881 > "...the 15th cough."

All the coughing and hoarseness is likely due to dry mouth, a side effect of the drugs they're pumping into him.

Posted by: Just reporting at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (scll+)

882 The Finnish are Lapping this up.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (E1q1Z)

883 I have a lifetime of great foreign policy decisions behind me to stand on.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (vtRd1)

884 Microphone girl is hot, hot, hot

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (NtVYv)

885 How are those D senators feeling about this scripted show?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (NXnx4)

886 why does a warhave to replace the previous war?

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (MGB5H)

887 The cold war is over, but Russia is the biggest threat.

--Biden

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (Odg76)

888 Is it really, though? Is it helping his campaign or is it another nail in the coffin? I mean, this could be considered a "vote for Trump" campaign event by the end...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (exHjb)
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Joe is doing well. Surprisingly well.

Campaign event.

I know he's lying, we know he's lying and he's had a few fumbles, but, this isn't the Joe of a couple of weeks ago.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (tT6L1)

889 You can tell the reporters were instructed to ask a lot of questions about NATO.

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (rjJqk)

890 I got Fifty Nations to support Ukraine!
________________

Most of whom just signed an open letter of support, but didn't do squat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (YqDXo)

891 Be nice?

Fuck you with the barbed cock of Satan.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:57 PM (c4NPH)

892 Is he listening to someone talking in his ear?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (vtRd1)
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I don't think so. He's talking at an even pace. I think he is just reading directly off a teleprompter.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 07:57 PM (bS+DD)

893 I'd ask him to show us his notes, why does he have to have pictures on his notecards telling him where to walk.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 07:57 PM (8mC+I)

894 He is having trouble breathing. Sounds like someone with severe asthma.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:57 PM (QNSds)

895 One thing going for Joe is that he only has to rise to the level of complete fucking idiot for everyone to say he's as good as he ever was.

Posted by: Bob Dwyer at July 11, 2024 07:57 PM (4780s)

896
Who the hell cares what people in Europe think? Europe is a theme park right now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July

We have a lot of people who do who will eat this up. This isn’t to change our minds, this is to keep his party from staying home. And they care.

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:57 PM (p4NUW)

897 Good enough to convince himself it was a success.

Bad enough that it won’t change the conversation.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 11, 2024 07:57 PM (Y8lzz)

898 Even his ears are bronzed

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 07:57 PM (oe5jS)

899 You can tell the reporters were instructed to ask a lot of questions about NATO.

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (rjJqk)
_______________

Because it's following the NATO conference. As luck would have it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:57 PM (YqDXo)

900 Looking for the right card...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:57 PM (vtRd1)

901 I hope this convinced the Dems to leave him in. Hee hee hee
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 07:36 PM (bS+DD)
~~~~~

Hiya bluebell! Thread is moving so fast I almost didn't see you.

And I'm hoping he stays in also. Tee hee.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 07:57 PM (3ImbR)

902 Can this possibly go another 60 minutes?

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (14URa)

903 Whew. It's over. Sure, there are a collection of Dead Bidens, but I'm positive the real one won out, and in no way will he malfunction between now a November.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (nLFEI)

904 hes gonna win by a landslide in the Finnish election!

oh thats not what hes running for?

Idiot

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (MGB5H)

905 Was that a burp?

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (c4NPH)

906 He's back baby!
Question is do I watch CNN to see what they are saying or stick with Fox?

Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (LrEPG)

907 I've spent more time with "Shezin Squee" WTF

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (O7YUW)

908 Was Finland going to be invaded at some point recently?

The Swedish hordes are at the border...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (uxCna)

909 Even more enraging and nauseating than this alleged press conference is the apparent collusion by The Press.

Bastards.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (XV/Pl)

Makng Joe look alright.
Keeping him in the race!
Sweet!

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (jvJvP)

910 There's an animation of foreign aid $100,000 bills and where they go to overseas for a year.

It's mind bending.

Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (bzJoC)

911 Hi Jane!

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (vFG9F)

912 "Dave" had a long mustache question. No way FJB remembers it all.

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (DgGvY)

913 He's doing well enough to continue, but this stump speech bullshit isn't swaying the voters. More please...

Posted by: toddg at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (dg2su)

914 A term of long-standing (at least 40 years).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Also a term that the Finns despise and a competent diplomat would never use!

Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (g4EQa)

915 I got Fifty Nations to support Ukraine!

---

Cool. Fifty other people to decide how to waste America's money.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (hCzfy)

916 I’m pretty sure NATO isn’t even in the top five issues voters want addressed.

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (rjJqk)

917 If I were Trump, I'd be laughing my ass off at this mess.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (nLFEI)

918 The fact that joe biden is having to have a "big boy" press conference to prove that he is able to do the job of President should tell the entire world that he can't do the job of President.


I can hardly wait for the next debate.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (QNSds)

919 Everyone already knows Kamala's "qualifications".
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 07:53 PM


* looks at ceiling *

Posted by: Willie at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (2ZFHC)

920 Joe is doing well. Surprisingly well.

Campaign event.

I know he's lying, we know he's lying and he's had a few fumbles, but, this isn't the Joe of a couple of weeks ago.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (tT6L1)

No, b/c the VP Trump gaffe will be the only thing remembered...so, he failed the minute that happened...but succeeded enough to stay on the ticket...which is an absolute dagger to all the House and Senate dems and all down ticket ones...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (exHjb)

921 OK, big shot. Fill a stadium. Hold a rally. Give a 90 minute barn burner speech.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (dg+HA)

922 "And now I'd like to ask myself a few questions..."

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:59 PM (nLFEI)

923 i think joe's staying in the race

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 07:59 PM (gKWVE)

924 Wait. What was the question again?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:59 PM (vtRd1)

925 Considering the low low low expectations he’s actually doing okay…. Overall id give it a full Biden which is grading on a curve. On a straight scale it’s a C-….. enough to keep him in the game, which is good. I can’t watch another moment though…. I’ve seen too much (Seinfeld bad naked reference)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 11, 2024 07:59 PM (2BAti)

926 Aaron McIntire
@DeaceProducer

Vice President Trump should invoke the 25th amendment immediately.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2024 07:59 PM (jGGMD)

927 Who the hell cares what people in Europe think? Europe is a theme park right now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July

We have a lot of people who do who will eat this up. This isn’t to change our minds, this is to keep his party from staying home. And they care.

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 07:57 PM (p4NUW)
_______________

When I lived in Europe and Europeans used to talk about their views as though the US should care, I'd respond, "What does Bolivia think?"

They'd say, "Who cares what Bolivia thinks?"

"That's exactly America views Europe."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 07:59 PM (YqDXo)

928 You spending 90 hours with Xi does not play in Peoria dummy

Not in the hood either

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:59 PM (5fDan)

929 Xi and me . A buddy movie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 07:59 PM (aLzBS)

930 >>> 843 you just give joey the ole pigskin and clear out for him, hell make magic happen
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 07:55 PM (MGB5H)

If Coach had put me in, we would have won State. No doubt in my mind.

Posted by: Brandon at July 11, 2024 07:59 PM (VavZF)

931 Kamala is pissed.

She was poised to take the crown tonight!

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 07:59 PM (c4NPH)

932 This presser is phony. Let Joe have a Trump style one where Acosta is going nuts. Joe would pass out.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 07:59 PM (RUmyk)

933 I gotta say, he's doing better tonight than he has in years.

Again, I want some of what they're giving him!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 07:59 PM (3ImbR)

934 If I were Trump, I'd be laughing my ass off at this mess.
Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM (nLFEI)
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The "Vice President Trump" gaffe alone should be plenty of fodder for Truth Social posts...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 11, 2024 07:59 PM (BpYfr)

935 Can the reporters see the teleprompter?

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (q177U)

936 I take a nap for a few hours, wake up and Donald Trump is Bidens Vice President? WTF is going on?

Posted by: JROD at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (IlL6s)

937 Who the fvck is "she" He keeps calling Xi "she".

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (QNSds)

938 Jaaaaane! Hello.

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (V13WU)

939 I think the Dem leadership still wants to have him out because he's going to lose. This event isn't going to change that calculus.
The word has gone out from Obama. They will fall in line.

Posted by: Strelnikov at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (LrEPG)

940 WTF does this have to do with the prices I pay for everything!!

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (c4NPH)

941 I think he's doing alright....considering...

Enough to excite the 'Keep Joe' people happy.

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (jvJvP)

942 831 Vote for me. I got Finland in nato.
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Posted by: Sweden at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (Jh5b+)

943 Biden has locked down the Ukrainian and Finish vote. The walls are closing in on Trump. Mark my words.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (RUmyk)

944 Biden brags he has spent a lot of time with China's President, but then makes the point China hasn't got the message about what global acts are unacceptable.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (Odg76)

945 So this is apex drug cocktail.

Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (bzJoC)

946 Really guys, this is all perfectly normal. Nothing to see here.

I mean what person doesn't take a week to recover from working a couple of days.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (nLFEI)

947 It was mentioned up thread. My goodness every member of the fake media is asking their questions very slowly and enunciating clear. Shit show run by shit heads.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (ZTJjv)

948 Did the President of the United States really just say "don't hold me to this"?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - if you can't pick your adjectives, how can you pick your pronouns? at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (M3zoF)

949 Was Finland going to be invaded at some point recently?

The Swedish hordes are at the border...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 11, 2024 07:58 PM


The lutefisk shortage is severe, and practically unreported in the MSM, for some reason.

Posted by: Thorvald, creator of Thorvald's Cream of Lutefisk at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (2ZFHC)

950 Hope I'm wrong but I'm not sure that's our Jane. Her nic was Jane D'oh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (mH6SG)

951 Did he say VP Trump?

Posted by: sj at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (rdtnd)

952 Betting odds think Vegetable is recovering. Now Harris is up only 44¢ to 41¢

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:00 PM (rjJqk)

953
Unban REDACTED!

Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (dm56X)

954 What the fack is he babbling about?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (Xi1yP)

955 This is kinda rambling

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (/7KEl)

956 Is Joe on Adderall? Coke? Both? He's more animated than he's been in ages.

Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (IcuR4)

957 Isn't it illegal to campaign using the WH for a press conference?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (Ud7de)

958 30 minute mark.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (dg+HA)

959 I really hope someone has created a "Vice President Trump" Twitter handle.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (bS+DD)

960 I like to imagine Obama's voice transposed over Biden in this presser. I bet both content and presentation would be just like old Barry's style without missing a beat.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (janLY)

961 Biden thinks there are fewer than a billion people in China?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (Odg76)

962 >>> 878 I got Fifty Nations to support Ukraine!

So what? George H. W. Bush got more to support Kuwait.
Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 07:56 PM (5fDan)

Yeah well *I* can eat 50 eggs!

Posted by: Brandon at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (VavZF)

963 TARIFFS ARE GOOD WHEN JOE WANTS THEM BUT NOT WHEN TRUMP WANTS THEM?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (vtRd1)

964 Guess wh a t

Look

Whisper

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (/7KEl)

965 835 Is he listening to someone talking in his ear?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 07:54 PM (vtRd1)

Si. His ear is telling him that there are over 500,000 illegals banked in each swing State and ready to out ballot the registered, legal citizen voters. As needed.

I'd bet he actually says the same before it's all over. Who is to stop him? Really....Mike The Pussy Johnson""LMFAO....one thing Dementia Joe KNOWS ---the R's are NO opposition. Only Trump. ONLY Trump. It would be miracle if Trump out balloted Joe AND survived to Inauguration Day.

Posted by: Voter theater. at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (FCPbW)

966 Isn't it illegal to campaign using the WH for a press conference?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

its not in the WH

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (MGB5H)

967 >>> 962 Biden thinks there are fewer than a billion people in China?
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (Odg76)

I brought some of 'em here.

Posted by: Brandon at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (VavZF)

968 When I lived in Europe and Europeans used to talk about their views as though the US should care, I'd respond, "What does Bolivia think?"

They'd say, "Who cares what Bolivia thinks?"

"That's exactly America views Europe."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11,

But we are the leader of the free world. Or we were. We should be. Italy isn’t crazy about Biden. So there is that.

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (p4NUW)

969 Thirty minutes ago: "Trump wants tariffs and the American people will pay for that! Wrong!"

Now: "I'm putting tariffs on Chinese imports. Praise me!"

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (DgGvY)

970 {957} Is Joe on Adderall? Coke? Both? He's more animated than he's been in ages.

Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (IcuR4)


The crash is going to be brutal.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (O7YUW)

971 Russia, China, whatever

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (vtRd1)

972 Seriously wtf is he talk about

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (/7KEl)

973 He's starting to slow down again. Uh oh...

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (q177U)

974 I'm bored and I'm tempted to just put up the cafe but I don't want to quit until it's over. He could have an episode.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (KRtlO)

975 In a time of outright madness and decay...

.... Jane D'oh rejoins us and saves the day!

Welcome Back, Honored 'Ette!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (kQgoX)

976 The Vigor!
The quick wit!

America's enemies are quaking in their boots.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (g4EQa)

977 The word has gone out from Obama. They will fall in line.

Except for Biden, which means that they are f***ed, so long as Biden maintains a glimmer of frontal lobe activity.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (uxCna)

978 Trust me, I'm totally doing super effective shit behind the scenes with China, but I won't talk about any of that other than saying something vague about a tariff.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (Odg76)

979 Nothing about this presser will change anything. Biden has solidified a persona for himself in the collective consciousness of USA.

Ford is clumsy
HW is out of touch
Clinton is a cool horn dog
W is a doofus

Biden is crippled by age

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (lcyZw)

980 Joe is not being Presidential, not by a long shot. He needed to be tonight. He's not changing any minds with this blundering lie fest

Posted by: Gref at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (5fDan)

981 What the hell is he even talking about now?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (9Afsw)

982 >>> he failed the minute that happened...but succeeded enough to stay on the ticket...which is an absolute dagger to all the House and Senate dems and all down ticket ones...

The GOP will fumble the ball somehow, they always do. But at least the dems will be sweating until election day.

There's rumors that even NY state might be in play...let 'em sweat! And waste donor money that's drying up on states that should be safe.

Posted by: LizLem at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (QAK8m)

983 Oh yes, take it from Joe, the Bidens know all about "investing in China."

Posted by: Just reporting at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (scll+)

984 rambling

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (NtVYv)

985 Isn't it illegal to campaign using the WH for a press conference?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

its not in the WH

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM


They are in the fake white house. IRRC it's called the administration building. Bonus is there are no visitor logs there either.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (QNSds)

986 He's a mess, but he's their mess, and he's pulling out enough to be able to hang

Which is what we need. He needs to be the opponent until election day.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (NXnx4)

987 Passable answer on China. Cheer him on. Keep him in.
Ssssshhhhhh.....

Posted by: Iggee at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (razJP)

988 At least not whispering

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (fwDg9)

989 After four years in office, we need a new industrial policy.

Glad he noticed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (vtRd1)

990 Biden thinks there are fewer than a billion people in China?
Posted by: bonhomme

Well he also thinks the entire continent of Africa doesnt have a billion people either

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (MGB5H)

991 "For example..."

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (muwun)

992 so it finally started?
LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (MKEsG)

993 He's rambling.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (U8kCF)

994 I'm bored and I'm tempted to just put up the cafe but I don't want to quit until it's over. He could have an episode.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM


Let it got Ace, he is on a roll.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (QNSds)

995 Biden is at whatever convention center NATO met at. He’s standing on a big stage , he’s not in the briefing room.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (oe5jS)

996 He lasted to 1000 comments.

Posted by: 13times at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (jAG+j)

997 "NATO has to build their own weapons!"

Isn't that Trump's talking point?

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (DgGvY)

998 Just catching up now on the Big Boy. Biden "I wouldn't have picked Vice President Trump..." He sure has problems switching his brain focus to different topics.

Posted by: scruboak17 at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (SMgCc)

999 Oh yeah, the cocktail is definitely wearing off. He's starting to task-switch between ideas randomly.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (O7YUW)

1000 I think Biden bought himself some time.

Posted by: Blago at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (Qfw6X)

1001 Glad he's doing well. Maybe this will get Pelosi off his jock and keep him in the race till November.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (Ud7de)

1002 1000th!

Posted by: Paul at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (EacFm)

1003 975 I'm bored and I'm tempted to just put up the cafe but I don't want to quit until it's over. He could have an episode.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (KRtlO)

And I want to hit 1000...

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (jvJvP)

1004 Getting Finland in NATO was because Finland carefully scrutinized Russian capabilities and figured they needed some more lead in the pencil.

Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (bzJoC)

1005
Yeah, other than 5 or 6 gaffes, reading from a teleprompter, and taking scripted questions and giving scripted answers, biden is doing great!

Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (dm56X)

1006 I'm bored and I'm tempted to just put up the cafe but I don't want to quit until it's over. He could have an episode.

Much like a NASCAR race in that regard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (vtRd1)

1007 10 minutes to say, west needs more weapons

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (U8kCF)

1008 Is it just me or is he reading off the teleprompter. He keeps moving his head back and forth like he is.
Of course I only tuned in for a couple of minutes. If this is all it takes to be President, I should have been elected. I can speak in coherent sentences.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (t/2Uw)

1009 Weapons systems...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (dg+HA)

1010 The US relies on China to produce weapon systems?

WHAT?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (Odg76)

1011 Woo-hoo!

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (jvJvP)

1012 "I'm a foreign policy wiz!"

"On my watch China, Russia, and North Korea have become closer than ever before!"

Posted by: the dandy at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (L+5ng)

1013 ace, Cafe is good. He saved his ass and will be on the ticket.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (5MvGY)

1014 What do you think? The acrimony between Dump Biden and Ridin’ Biden will get worse tomorrow.

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (rjJqk)

1015 Listening...listening...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (vtRd1)

1016 Morning Joe cast will be jubilant tomorrow.

"THIS IS THE BEST BIDEN HAS EVER BEEN"

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (janLY)

1017 Has anyone told Kamala Joe just picked Trump for VP?

Posted by: Just Lily at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (TztLh)

1018 I'm bored and I'm tempted to just put up the cafe but I don't want to quit until it's over. He could have an episode.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM (KRtlO)
===
It's always like watching a train wreck in slow motion when FJB gets up to speak in front of an audience.

We *know* he's probably going to get through it somehow, but there's always the possibility of a catastrophe.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (BpYfr)

1019 I hope some question passes him off so hanging

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (fwDg9)

1020 He's just talking to keep talking
He probably thinks he's crushing it

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (/7KEl)

1021 The idea...look

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (dg+HA)

1022 There he goes again with the "she".

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (QNSds)

1023 Putin and his miniature giraffe are drinking champagne and laughing their asses off.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (Xi1yP)

1024 I think Biden bought himself some time.

Concur, unless there's an "incident".

Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (xCA6C)

1025 Ukraine undercuts european farmers.

When does Ukraine's draft go into effect? Are a great number alleged eligibles still hiding out in US and Europe?

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (NFX2v)

1026 He is starting fade. When he starts using Look, never a good thing for him. I have no idea what is talking about.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (RUmyk)

1027 I'm bored and I'm tempted to just put up the cafe but I don't want to quit until it's over. He could have an episode.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2024 08:02 PM


Given the stench of this, please, sir, may we have a penguin-free Café?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (2ZFHC)

1028 Nood!!

Posted by: Bruce at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (szrmA)

1029 WTF is this guy babbling about ?????? This is Elder Abuse big time. This guy just rambles and rambles.......

So the PRC is so fearful of Biden and our Military is talking to the PRC Military ???

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (Wb+1f)

1030 "NATO has to build their own weapons!"

Isn't that Trump's talking point?
Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 08:03 PM (DgGvY)

I think so.
Amazing after 60 + years in office he's just now figuring out whaat needs to be done. And he needs just 4 more years to do it.

Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (llS7k)

1031 ooops.
brain failing., tired. drugs wearing off......

Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (g4EQa)

1032 Pootin's got a problem, and I have the cure. More Cowbell!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (O7YUW)

1033 Maybe this will get Pelosi off his jock

One does hope

Posted by: Paul "Hammer Time" Pelosi at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (gKWVE)

1034 On Putin, could be good

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (fwDg9)

1035 That's right, Ace. The longer he rambles on the more likely he is to topple over.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (9Afsw)

1036 PUTIN GOT A PROBLEM!!

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (c4NPH)

1037 This is like the Energizer bunny commercial where the competitors batteries are wearing down...

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (9aVck)

1038 If this wasn't real, with the actual future of the country at stake, it would make for an AMAZING TV show.

Posted by: LizLem at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (QAK8m)

1039 NO NUMBERS, JOE!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (vtRd1)

1040 I'm switching to Bull Durham, my favorite movie.

Posted by: Megthered at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (W1XW9)

1041 350000 dead Russians? Bald faced lie.

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (rjJqk)

1042 Notorious BFD, I just confirmed with Jane Doh that it is really her. She says she's just too lazy to use the apostrophe! Hahaha. Our Jane is BACK!!

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (bS+DD)

1043 >>> 1018 Has anyone told Kamala Joe just picked Trump for VP?
Posted by: Just Lily at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (TztLh)

(#*%( #% $@)(%*)#&%*) &@B )%&#*) %&# !!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (VavZF)

1044 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 2m
Crooked Joe: "I'm following the advice of my commander-in-chief…my…my…my…”

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 13m
Crooked Joe begins his “Big Boy” Press Conference with, "I wouldn't have picked Vice President Trump to be vice president, though I think she was not qualified to be president." Great job, Joe!

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (Jh5b+)

1045 PO-TA-TUS

You can bribe him, pay him, stick him in a coup

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (NMT5x)

1046 Stupid fun fact -- I learned the term "Finlandization" from a 1980's video game, Balance of Power.

I deliberately started a nuclear war and got this message (not typed from memory, copied from the Internet) in white text on a black screen:

"You have ignited a nuclear war. And no, there is no animated display of a mushroom cloud with parts of bodies flying through the air. We do not reward failure."

F*** you, Balance of Power!

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (oKx49)

1047 JOE, STOP WITH THE NUMBERS!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (vtRd1)

1048 Nood.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (YqDXo)

1049 \

nooood

Posted by: Soothsayer likes saying brit slang at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (dm56X)

1050 From an expert in lying...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (dg+HA)

1051 THE IDEA!!!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (9Afsw)

1052 We're going to have to add "don't hold me to....." to the FJB Speech Drinking Game.

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (DgGvY)

1053 Joe Biden.......... Yada.......Yada....Yada.......Yada....


Someone get the Cane out and pull this Zipperhead off the stage !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (Wb+1f)

1054 Where is Jim Acosta and his hassling act when you need him?

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (janLY)

1055 He probably thinks he's crushing it
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (/7KEl)

He's a Big Boy! And he's answering all the questions!!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (OX9vb)

1056 anyway X2

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (dg+HA)

1057 Look

The idea

By the way

His forehead looks inflated

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (/7KEl)

1058 Anyway, anyway DRINKX2

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (aLzBS)

1059 Biden's coalition of 50 nations, including the most powerful nation on earth, held Putin to ONLY 17.4% of Ukraine.

Wow, what a victory.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (Odg76)

1060 Russia, Russia, Russia

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (qZdIZ)

1061 Anyway...

Posted by: toddg at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (dg2su)

1062 Give him an accent and he'd sound just like Gerald Cooper.

Posted by: emf at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (gMdOV)

1063 Is Joe on Adderall? Coke? Both? He's more animated than he's been in ages.
Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 08:01 PM (IcuR4)


they are sending tiny electrical shocks through his earpiece !

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (V13WU)

1064 NEVERMIND

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (vtRd1)

1065 They lie to their constituencies.

Pot meet kettle, Joe.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (c4NPH)

1066 He has lost train of thought a few times

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 08:06 PM (fwDg9)

1067 Had to leave, there were dishes needed doing.
Came back, still on. Gotta go, there something I need to be doing somewhere.

Posted by: Bob Dwyer at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (4780s)

1068 Hey. *Gomer Pyle wave*
Posted by: Jane Doh at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM

Jane!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (aCj1E)

1069 What was the reporters question again?

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (oe5jS)

1070 >>> 1043 Notorious BFD, I just confirmed with Jane Doh that it is really her. She says she's just too lazy to use the apostrophe! Hahaha. Our Jane is BACK!!
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 08:05 PM (bS+DD)

Jane, you missed your chance - should've said you can't afford apostrophes in Biden's "awesome" economy.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (VavZF)

1071 Notorious BFD, I just confirmed with Jane Doh that it is really her. She says she's just too lazy to use the apostrophe! Hahaha. Our Jane is BACK!!

Ecxellent! Thanks bluebell. *waves to Jane*

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (mH6SG)

1072 Australia has been invited TWICE

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (vtRd1)

1073 I do not think big money donk donors are impressed.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (17s+e)

1074 Shlowed down...shlowed down...

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (OX9vb)

1075 I would rather listen to Harris Giggle then this Charles Fox

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (Wb+1f)

1076 Not sure of anyone else, but I've had enough of the 'press conference campaign speech' shit.

Right now, I consider Biden owes Trump equal time in response.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (hKoQL)

1077 Jane, you missed your chance - should've said you can't afford apostrophes in Biden's "awesome" economy.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (VavZF)
----------

Ha!!

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 08:07 PM (bS+DD)

1078 So Russia can barely advance a fraction of a percent in terms of territory…but Russia will overrun Europe.

Oh yes, okay.

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (rjJqk)

1079 The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap

Balance of Power. What a game. And so unbiased!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

1080 When Trump said " I'll talk to anybody" he was pilloried.

Posted by: Miklos also recalls at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (XIkHl)

1081 NPR?
Are you fucking kidding.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (c4NPH)

1082 I have excellent relationships with Australia, Australia, Australia, and Australia. And did I mention Australia?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (9Afsw)

1083 What is he doing with his hands?, he holds them up like someone just surgically attached hands to his nubs and he doesn't know how to work them.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (8mC+I)

1084 Joe survived. Now Newsom is going to pack it in and go home to survey burned homes and charcoal forests because he fucked off Trump's advice to clean up the forests.

Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (bzJoC)

1085 House Dems tell @thehill Pelosi is talking w/ lawmakers & expressing concerns re: Biden to pump breaks on rubber-stamping his nomination.

pump brakes ..... the word is brakes.
/LOL

I've never seen over 1000 comments, just wow. And I napped and missed all the fun.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, Razzi di sera, bel tempo at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (qfLjt)

1086 I just got here. Did he say the ‘n’ word?

Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (LHPAg)

1087 Love the keffiyah

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (vtRd1)

1088 Didn't leave on time, was posting.
NPR ladie with one of those headscarfs. Golf channel here I come.

Posted by: Bob Dwyer at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (4780s)

1089 So Russia can barely advance a fraction of a percent in terms of territory…but Russia will overrun Europe.

Oh yes, okay.
Posted by: electronic means

THis is always their two sided argument that never made any sense, much like Biden doesnt matter hes just one man it's an administration, but dont vote Trump hell over run the country and kill us all!

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (MGB5H)

1090 Biden has saved the Universe from the Klingons !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (Wb+1f)

1091 Golds Meir?

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (oe5jS)

1092 Leading from behind>leading from consensus.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (8mC+I)

1093 He's really slurring

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (vtRd1)

1094 .

THERE IS A NEW THREAD ALREADY IN PROGRESS

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (O7YUW)

1095 Golda?

Don't you dare.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (c4NPH)

1096 DU intercepted transmissions will be interesting tonight

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (rjJqk)

1097 2State Solution.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (oe5jS)

1098 My F**King Ears are Bleeding !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (Wb+1f)

1099 Of course the mooslim brings up Israel, "What changed? --- Maybe Hamas not returning the hostages?

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (qZdIZ)

1100 Just gettin here. Holy chit, +1000 comments. Cliff notes?

Posted by: scampydog at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (41CYW)

1101 Golds Meir, I hope someone asks him to draw a clock and say what year it is to prove he doesn't have dementia, or a push up contest.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (8mC+I)

1102 Ozzy Osbourne makes more sense then this idiot !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (Wb+1f)

1103 1083 I have excellent relationships with Australia, Australia, Australia, and Australia. And did I mention Australia?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (9Afsw)
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Yes but you forgot to mention Australia.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, l'Australia at July 11, 2024 08:10 PM (qfLjt)

1104 Guessing Peter Doucy won't be called on?

Posted by: sj at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (rdtnd)

1105 ace, Cafe is good. He saved his ass and will be on the ticket.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 08:04 PM (5MvGY)
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And he can go hide in the basement until after the election like he did in 2020.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (cOq4q)

1106 I dunno. Vice President Trump is on a lower rung than President Trump (or Fake President Biden). I don't like it as an exploitable meme. Memes should be beneficial - and a picture of Trump being lower than Biden is not beneficial no matter the origin.

But I'm funny that way.

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (lX8VI)

1107 They are letting Biden Commit political suicide tonight .....

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (Wb+1f)

1108 Guessing Peter Doucy won't be called on?

Posted by: sj at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (rdtnd)

Dry bastard

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (lX8VI)

1109 He’s been over every inch of Afghanistan.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 08:11 PM (oe5jS)

1110 I've never seen over 1000 comments, just wow. And I napped and missed all the fun.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, Razzi di sera, bel tempo at July 11, 2024 08:08 PM (qfLjt)

You missed some good times around 2010

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (lX8VI)

1111 Next question from Maxx Headroom form MTV.........

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2024 08:12 PM (Wb+1f)

1112 Been many 1K, even had 2K threads

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 08:13 PM (fwDg9)

1113 His numbers in Israel are better than anyone there.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (oe5jS)

1114 Been nice safe questions from Democrats Propaganda Ministry here

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 08:14 PM (fwDg9)

1115 He inherited some kind of mess from the last administration. Not sure what.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (oe5jS)

1116 I'm just looking forward to all the Vice President Trump memes tomorrow.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 08:15 PM (BAEGB)

1117 Anyway is another favorite word.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2024 08:16 PM (oe5jS)

1118 I'm glad this thread is here. I can't watch debates or other stuff like this live anymore. Just can't do it.

Posted by: steven at July 11, 2024 08:16 PM (SwBkm)

1119 Any difficult questions? Anything resembling a question Trump would have gotten? Or all fastballs down the middle?

Posted by: scampydog at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (41CYW)

1120 1119 I'm glad this thread is here. I can't watch debates or other stuff like this live anymore. Just can't do it.
Posted by: steven at July 11, 2024 08:16 PM (SwBkm)
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Why? It's hilarious.

Posted by: Iggee at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (razJP)

1121 Duiring the debate he said something about beau dying and then Trump totally, Totally ignored the question he was asked and just started riffing. I couldn't watch it.

Posted by: steven at July 11, 2024 08:17 PM (SwBkm)

1122 Next Question: The Suicide Bomb Factory from NPR

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (E1q1Z)

1123 Control guns not girls

Words to.live by there Joe

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (fwDg9)

1124 Anyway....'dad' came up so Beau could still make it. Just a few more Qs. .....

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (NFX2v)

1125 This 202t Project is going to start getting top billing on how Truml is going to take over America

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 08:20 PM (fwDg9)

1126
Now Brandon is in the smothering embrace of that shrill harridan, D'Jill.

Serves him right ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (xG4kz)

1127 I don't think heard Beau mentioned yet

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (fwDg9)

1128 1124 Control guns not girls

Words to.live by there Joe
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 08:18 PM (fwDg9)

Girls Gone Wild?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 08:23 PM (BAEGB)

1129 What is with the whisper....

Posted by: KarlHungus at July 11, 2024 08:25 PM (MhCcX)

1130 So after Biden is booted from the ticket, who's the first asshole to write a book talking about how they all knew this was a problem in 2020 and that's why he had lids and never left Delaware.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 07:24 PM (Ud7de)

We have always been at war with Eurasia

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 08:26 PM (eoQWY)

1131 Personally, I have done a shot for every whispery Joe.

The spin room is spinning.

Posted by: Miklos does it for The Cause at July 11, 2024 08:28 PM (XIkHl)

1132 @1120

No fastballs down the middle even. Just soft batting practice tosses.

Posted by: Boone at July 11, 2024 08:28 PM (UPOx0)

1133 What is this dumb motherfucker getting on about?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 11, 2024 08:29 PM (RzJC/)

1134 Next Question: The Suicide Bomb Factory from NPR
Posted by: garrett

It's a job

Posted by: the Uighurs at July 11, 2024 08:29 PM (XIkHl)

1135 Are we really safer with Nato? I think trump could make the case that nato is only strong because of USA.
Posted by: Shenanigans at July 11, 2024 07:33 PM (lcyZw)

NATO's army is the US. The Germans are a joke, and the French are now ruled by terrorists. Most of their Ammo and Guns are smoking wrecks in Ukraine. None of them can make replacement ammo, unless Russia sells us some. And they might.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 08:32 PM (eoQWY)

1136 I guess NATO selected the next President and we will hear who it is tomorrow.

Posted by: Bang-a-gong at July 11, 2024 08:33 PM (SRiFu)

1137 So Russia can barely advance a fraction of a percent in terms of territory…but Russia will overrun Europe.

Oh yes, okay.
Posted by: electronic means

THis is always their two sided argument that never made any sense, much like Biden doesnt matter hes just one man it's an administration, but dont vote Trump hell over run the country and kill us all!
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 11, 2024 08:09 PM (MGB5H)

To be fair Russia has occupied about 25 percent of the former land of Ukraine at kickoff. And they are advancing methodically now, busting a small hole and advancing toward the next town and spreading out sideways and into the town. Quick moves with men on cheap motorcyles/scooters which they dump on arrival not enough of a target for long enough for drones.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 08:37 PM (eoQWY)

1138 769 Who give a fuck about NATO? Food has doubled in price. Fuck Ukraine.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 07:52 PM (t56FM)

I thought the isolationists were all at the bottom of Pearl.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 11, 2024 09:03 PM (8sMut)

1139 What I got is Israel, having endured depraved butchery of its people on a mass scale "must negotiate a ceasefire" with enemies who continue to swear that the complete destruction of Israel is their duty before almighty Allah --yet the the conflict with thermonuclear-peer Russia over a tiny piece of a province on Russia's border cannot admit of any negotiated solution unless Russia first promises to capitulate entirely to our territorial demands on its border.

Posted by: Zek at July 11, 2024 09:33 PM (MnWjI)

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