Democrat Elites and Sneaky Snakes Scheme to Oust Middle Class Joe from Office

The Elites are really turning on Biden -- Chuck Schumer is now talking about dumping Biden.

Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer is privately open to replacing Biden on the top of the Democratic ticket, according to Axios.
That's in contrast with what he's said publicly, that he stands with the president despite his disastrous debate.
'As I've said before, I'm for Joe,' declared Schumer to waiting reporters as he returned from a recess this week.

More: Absolute twunt Gretchen Whitmer has been playing the snakiest game of attempting to replace Biden with her twuntish self while claiming she's totally with Middle Class Joe.

Here, she sticks the knife in deep: What would be the harm in taking a cognitive test, Vigorous Joe?

Even Biden campaign co-chair Gretchen Whitmer says it wouldn't "hurt" for Biden to take a cognitive exam pic.twitter.com/cqjh2HFIyc
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 11, 2024

It's not just that -- Gretchen Witchmoor has also, coincidentally I'm sure, released a presidential-campaign-boosting book this week and also begun blitzing the Marxist Media to support it.

Gretchen Whitmer chose to rush release a book and go on a media tour right at the time she knew Joe Biden's cognitive abilities would be exposed. pic.twitter.com/lYKBmTm3Np
— Tudor Dixon (@TudorDixon) July 9, 2024

The slimiest Democrat propagandist, Dan Goldman, refuses to comment on calls for Biden to withdraw, and says he's only thinking about beating Trump.

As I mentioned yesterday, Nancy Pelosi changed her stance to supporting Biden and declaring that he's the candidate to saying she hopes he decides whether he'll remain in the race, and make the right decision.

The problem is, he already did decide: He's staying in the race. So telling Biden to "decide" is not-very-subtly telling him to "make a different decision."

Now the racist Nancy Pelosi is yelling at strong black women reporters, suggesting that they don't speak English and should go back wherever they came from:

Nancy Pelosi loses her cool with ABC News reporter Rachel Scott.

Democrats are cracking under pressure over Biden.pic.twitter.com/4GH5hrlBCQ
— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) July 10, 2024

A lot of Democrats are similarly encouraging Biden to do whatever he thinks is the right thing, so long as he thinks the right thing is withdrawing from the race.

every senator's comments on biden are like the thing someone in the mob says when they want to do a crime but they're not sure if the feds are listening in https://t.co/u59YbbGKbT
— Tim Murphy (@timothypmurphy) July 10, 2024

Hot Air has been documenting the Democrat-Media Party becoming incensed that Biden won't do what they demand! They get similarly angry when Republicans refuse to do what they tell them to do, in the rare cases when Republicans defy them.

They have gone from hinting to rudely insisting; they've gone from a whisper to a scream.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:21 PM

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Posted by: GF at July 11, 2024 04:21 PM (aJxr8)

2 I'm really getting full of popcorn

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 11, 2024 04:22 PM (N1DT3)

3 No, don't let Joe go!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 11, 2024 04:22 PM (f4YfF)

4 That black lady is insurrecting.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 11, 2024 04:23 PM (+uBIL)

5 Got Fox on just to see when this conference is on, might be soon

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 04:23 PM (fwDg9)

6 Gretchen tried to kidnap me.

Posted by: joey biden at July 11, 2024 04:23 PM (Jh5b+)

7 Stay strong Joe! Don't let these obvious Russian agents win.

Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2024 04:24 PM (HJ9BW)

8 I'd really love it if Whitmer had to give up the governorship to run...

But it's a lose-lose scenario for Michigan: either Whitmer would lose the election and remain governor OR Whitmer would be president and screw up the nation like she has Michigan.

Keep the White Witch in the winter peninsula.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 11, 2024 04:24 PM (N1DT3)

9 Furher Whitmer is about the worst choice the dems could make, at least from the perspective of the country.

Don't think she is a great choice politically either. Its like Ilsa She Wolf but played by some dumpy housfrau

Posted by: 18-1 at July 11, 2024 04:24 PM (oZhjI)

10 Don't trust the Wicked Witch of the North

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 04:24 PM (fwDg9)

11 Too early in thread… I’ll just go read the post…

Posted by: tubal at July 11, 2024 04:24 PM (PCK5/)

12 This whole fiasco is beautiful.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 04:24 PM (YqDXo)

13 holy sheep Nanzi's milkers. those things have to be heavy to carry around

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 11, 2024 04:24 PM (s3qiR)

14 Save democracy by telling millions of Biden primary voters your vote means nothing.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 04:24 PM (t56FM)

15 It's not like it matters who the puppet is, for Democrats and Deep State types.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 11, 2024 04:25 PM (xcxpd)

16 I saw Sneaky Snakes open for...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2024 04:25 PM (v6JzV)

17 Just hang on for another week Joe! You can win this thing!!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 11, 2024 04:25 PM (N1DT3)

18 Don't mind me, I'll be over in the corner munching on popcorn.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2024 04:25 PM (zFMBg)

19 I feel like it's appropriate to repost this:

"Ezra Klein
@ezraklein
What I’m hearing from congressional Democrats about President Biden is this: He has done nothing to allay their fears. But his defiance — and fury — has been enough to stay their hand.

This is arguably the worst of all worlds: Democrats realize they are drifting toward a grim march to defeat led by a candidate they’ve lost faith in. But they don’t have a plan to do anything about it."

Biden seems to be screaming at everyone who suggests it.

I'm not sure he sounds convinceable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 11, 2024 04:25 PM (GBKbO)

20 these people NEVER get pushback. they're a bunch of spoiled thuggish babies.

a little bit of non-sycophantistication (I made that up) and they FREAK OUT!

tis a thing of beauty

stay strong, bidens! this is getting good.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 11, 2024 04:26 PM (s3qiR)

21 Time to go full FDR Joe. Launch WWIII.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 11, 2024 04:26 PM (n17eQ)

22 Sneaky snake???

You asked for it!
https://tinyurl.com/yyswwf5j

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 11, 2024 04:26 PM (bpieT)

23 The only say to save our sacred democracy is to deny both the Republican and Democrat primary winners from running for president!

Posted by: The left at July 11, 2024 04:26 PM (oZhjI)

24
Yes, but what nancy pelosi's eyebrows think about biden?

After all, they live in a different area code than pelosi.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 04:26 PM (dm56X)

25 They do not care about citizens. They only care about power, and funding their patronage machines.

Posted by: jeff at July 11, 2024 04:26 PM (8qMs2)

26 16 It's not like it matters who the puppet is, for Democrats and Deep State types.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 11, 2024 04:25 PM (xcxpd)

=======

It obviously matters a lot.

Directing patronage is very important, and if your guy is in there, he can direct it towards you. If they're more loyal to, say, NY money men than IC interests, the IC could be pissy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 11, 2024 04:26 PM (GBKbO)

27 14 holy sheep Nanzi's milkers. those things have to be heavy to carry around
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Those haven't been milkers since LBJ was in office.

Posted by: Time Marches On at July 11, 2024 04:27 PM (V5BDR)

28 It is fixing to get ugly. We are going to be living through the nixon bull$hit all over again. Plus the democrat convention is gonna be lit no matter what happens. Stock up on orville reddenbacher.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 04:27 PM (QNSds)

29 holy sheep Nanzi's milkers. those things have to be heavy to carry around
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Stan must protect her from lower-back problems.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2024 04:27 PM (v6JzV)

30 that old dude is President of These United States

the little baby plans and models and suchlike are hitting against the hard reality of Joetato.

and shattering into a millions screamy whiny bits

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 11, 2024 04:27 PM (s3qiR)

31 I stand with Joe!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 04:27 PM (tT6L1)

32 Time to go full FDR Joe. Launch WWIII.

I would not a all be surprised to see the Junta openly try to assassinate Putin or massacre (more) Russian civilians to try and get them to give them a reason to enter the war...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 11, 2024 04:27 PM (oZhjI)

33 Gretchen Whitmer in her younger days might have been a good overnight rental. Not a long term hold.

Posted by: jeff at July 11, 2024 04:28 PM (8qMs2)

34 14 holy sheep Nanzi's milkers. those things have to be heavy to carry around
-----------------
When a cow is sent to the knackers what do they do with the teats? Cat food?

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 11, 2024 04:28 PM (n17eQ)

35 Why are we waiting?
Wh--y are we wainting?
Why are we waiting?
Why oh why?

Posted by: whig at July 11, 2024 04:28 PM (mIs2x)

36 holy sheep Nanzi's milkers. those things have to be heavy to carry around
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Those haven't been milkers since LBJ was in office.
Posted by: Time Marches On

Wouldn't surprise me if that bastard had his way with them, either.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2024 04:28 PM (v6JzV)

37 33 Time to go full FDR Joe. Launch WWIII.

I would not a all be surprised to see the Junta openly try to assassinate Putin or massacre (more) Russian civilians to try and get them to give them a reason to enter the war...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 11, 2024 04:27 PM (oZhjI)

=======

"You know what will increase our popularity, especially after decades of failed war in Iraq and Afghanistan? Another war where we send young Americans to die with no real purpose!"

I mean...these people are idiots. I could believe it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 11, 2024 04:28 PM (GBKbO)

38 Whitmer has the deadest eyes.

Posted by: huerfano at July 11, 2024 04:28 PM (VGOMa)

39 Nancy Pelosi is yelling at strong black women reporters

"Am I speaking English to you?"
"Maybe you would understand Xhosa."

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2024 04:28 PM (v0R5T)

40 Whitmer is the devil with the blue dress on:

https://tinyurl.com/yezxzuj5

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2024 04:28 PM (3m/9l)

41 Democracy is saved by 100 people choosing the president at the DNC, while 100 million voters have no say.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 04:28 PM (t56FM)

42 It's not like it matters who the puppet is, for Democrats and Deep State types.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 11, 2024 04:25 PM (xcxpd)

=======

It obviously matters a lot.

Directing patronage is very important, and if your guy is in there, he can direct it towards you. If they're more loyal to, say, NY money men than IC interests, the IC could be pissy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 11, 2024 04:26 PM (GBKbO)

Eh, disagree. It matters to INDIVIDUAL factions but not to the machine as a whole. Otherwise Wicked Whitmer wouldn't be running. She knows she can be slotted in and will follow orders. She's been 'made' in mob parlance.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 11, 2024 04:28 PM (xcxpd)

43 34 Gretchen Whitmer in her younger days might have been a good overnight rental. Not a long term hold.
Posted by: jeff at July 11, 2024 04:28 PM (8qMs2)

=======

So...not an investment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 11, 2024 04:29 PM (GBKbO)

44 Gretchen Whitmer in her younger days might have been a good overnight rental. Not a long term hold.
Posted by: jeff

Stretchin' Gretchen

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2024 04:29 PM (v6JzV)

45 Have to rethink the “ Monolithic” concept of the Left that I’ve had for a long time… certainly not the case among their Elites, looks like..

Posted by: tubal at July 11, 2024 04:29 PM (PCK5/)

46 The SuperDelegates are great until they aren't.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2024 04:29 PM (evvc2)

47 Also willowed:

"It’s the scheduled start of a Biden for President rally at the PA State Capitol with legislators.

There are three people here. #Election2024"

https://tinyurl.com/4bj9wjau

...
Posted by: javems

--

I know the joke is "there are three people here", but when you click the link it takes you to an official White House announcement of a Biden abortion rally.

It no-joke says:

"Members of the PA legislature will join Amanda Zurawski and Kaitlyn Joshua - two women denied life-saving abortions due to Trump's abortion ban - for a reproductive freedom rally"

Can someone explain how the bolded part works?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 11, 2024 04:29 PM (+uBIL)

48 34 Gretchen Whitmer in her younger days might have been a good overnight rental. Not a long term hold.
Posted by: jeff
========
Internal rot. Apparently she had a fling with the disgusting and depraved former GOP Speaker of the MI House back in the day.

And we wonder why the GOP always loses.

Posted by: whig at July 11, 2024 04:29 PM (mIs2x)

49 Seeing some Sundowner backers are trying to put his dementia back in the bottle

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 04:29 PM (fwDg9)

50 CA Representative Jared Huffman throws his meager support behind Kamala "Grandpappy was a famous slaver" Harris.

VP Harris is on fire. She's vetted, tested, and has been Democrats' strongest messenger throughout this campaign. She's next up if we need her, and we might. Let me be very clear: if/when President Biden passes the torch, I'm all-in for Kamala Harris!

http://tiny.cc/fxm3zz

The peasants are revolting!

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 04:29 PM (Odg76)

51 39 Whitmer has the deadest eyes.

no they are just filled with hate

also she looks like that weird Brit from the Great British BakeOff, Neil or Niall something

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 11, 2024 04:29 PM (s3qiR)

52
AHHRRRRRRRRGGHHH!

Posted by: Howard Dean at July 11, 2024 04:29 PM (rGG7Z)

53 Sen. Tim 'Fredo' Kaine is SMiRT and wants your RESPEKT!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 11, 2024 04:30 PM (sAmhv)

54 Who dresses these Democrat womyn? Whitmer does have something to work with but why wear something that really works against?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 04:30 PM (tT6L1)

55 Joe's a fighter for the little man. No way does he let the rich elites push him out of the race.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 11, 2024 04:30 PM (aD39U)

56 Afternoon.

Biden Biden Biden! Just all Biden all the time.

Can't we get some Disney news?

I'm kidding, I'm kidding!

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2024 04:30 PM (jZmKq)

57
You know what's really funny?
The Democrats think they control the Fake News Media, and the Fake News Media think they control the Democrats.

One day, soon, these two rotten entities will try to kill each other.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 04:30 PM (dm56X)

58 I'm hoping Joe actually brings it tonight, in order to justify him staying in the race. The Dems could've primaried him when they all knew he was in this condition, but they didn't, so let them go down with his ship.

Posted by: toddg at July 11, 2024 04:30 PM (dg2su)

59 43 Eh, disagree. It matters to INDIVIDUAL factions but not to the machine as a whole. Otherwise Wicked Whitmer wouldn't be running. She knows she can be slotted in and will follow orders. She's been 'made' in mob parlance.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 11, 2024 04:28 PM (xcxpd)

========

Since the machine as a whole is made up of factions, I'd call that contradictory. What matters to the individual factions is important to them. Ultimately, they need to be on the winning side to get some patronage, but holy shit do they want the top spot to get more.

So, they have duelling interests. The electoral process allows consolidation and compromise, but Democrats have chosen to stop using that process, making the value of the individual interest more important than the overall interest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 11, 2024 04:30 PM (GBKbO)

60 45 Have to rethink the “ Monolithic” concept of the Left that I’ve had for a long time… certainly not the case among their Elites, looks like..

honor among thieves has its limits

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 11, 2024 04:30 PM (s3qiR)

61 holy sheep Nanzi's milkers. those things have to be heavy to carry around
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 11, 2024 04:24 PM

Is it possible for Botox and fillers to melt bc to me (in the last couple months) Nancy has been looking more her age, IOW, her face doesn’t look so artificially perky?

Posted by: EveR at July 11, 2024 04:30 PM (MUpk6)

62 Thanks, AP. To my untrained eye, Whitmer's bald-faced self-promotion looked like an unmitigated power grab. But you set me straight. It's just a "timely book launch."

Fuckers.

Posted by: red speck at July 11, 2024 04:30 PM (0Id0S)

63 When a cow is sent to the knackers what do they do with the teats? Cat food?
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 11, 2024 04:28 PM

Hot dogs.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2024 04:30 PM (3m/9l)

64 I can't wait till Biden does the thing, man!

Do the thing!

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 04:31 PM (q177U)

65 Stay strong Joe! Don't let these obvious Russian agents win.

Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2024 04:24 PM (HJ9BW)
.......

We're behind you! PHEW what's that smell?

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2024 04:31 PM (v0R5T)

66 "You know what will increase our popularity, especially after decades of failed war in Iraq and Afghanistan? Another war where we send young Americans to die with no real purpose!"

—

Why would they care? The young Americans in question aren’t their sons. It’s the expendable white maleAmericans as well as the new Americans.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 04:31 PM (t56FM)

67 Biden Biden Biden! Just all Biden all the time.

Can't we get some Disney news?

I'm kidding, I'm kidding!
Posted by: Robert

Yeah, I am starting to get Biden fatigue. And not even any Joe Mannix boobette pics to break the tedium.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2024 04:31 PM (v6JzV)

68 Biden seems to be screaming at everyone who suggests it.

I'm not sure he sounds convinceable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Never bet against a Biden when brain death is on the line.

Posted by: FJB at July 11, 2024 04:31 PM (mIs2x)

69 Twunt

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 11, 2024 04:31 PM (Dm8we)

70 If Joe insists, then he should definitely step down.

Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at July 11, 2024 04:32 PM (+myjY)

71 Is Mannix on Holiday???

Posted by: tubal at July 11, 2024 04:32 PM (PCK5/)

72 Munching popcorn. Literally glued to my seat.

Oh wait, I sat on a Milk Dud.

NM

Posted by: Just Lily at July 11, 2024 04:32 PM (TztLh)

73 Gretchen Whitmer in her younger days might have been a good overnight rental. Not a long term hold.
Posted by: jeff at July 11, 2024

***
Yeah, she must have been super hot. She still attractive, superficially, if you don't catch her glaring at you. Or biting the head off a live kitten at four a.m.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 11, 2024 04:32 PM (J2vNu)

74 Do you speak english Binta Kinte ?

Posted by: NAn Peelosis at July 11, 2024 04:33 PM (NtVYv)

75 I'm ridin' with Biden!

Rep Clyburn: *head down, sigh*

Posted by: WisRich at July 11, 2024 04:33 PM (G0vdT)

76 I like the screaming fury outburst part. Nothing says stable leadership quite like outbursts of irrational anger.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 04:33 PM (tT6L1)

77 I can't believe anyone would ask a question of Nancy in a hallway.

It's a hallway! A hallway! What effrontery. What gall. A little respect, please.

Posted by: spindrift at July 11, 2024 04:33 PM (OguvZ)

78 This is so much fun. Watching the dems explode in front of the civilized world.
If Trump adds Youngkin to the ticket it is a landslide.
Can’t wait

Posted by: Redenzo at July 11, 2024 04:33 PM (V/pbu)

79 Kind of wish if we are going to a Banana Republic these Leftists would do things a good Banana Republic would do to opponents.

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 04:33 PM (fwDg9)

80 I have another story - what about those astronauts basically stuck at the space station? that has to be scary.

they seem to be hanging in but my God

they're depending on BOEING to get them back!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 11, 2024 04:34 PM (s3qiR)

81 Youngkin would be a good pick for Trump…

Posted by: tubal at July 11, 2024 04:34 PM (PCK5/)

82 13 holy sheep Nanzi's milkers. those things have to be heavy to carry around
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 11, 2024 04:24 PM (s3qiR)

Paul Pelosi actually hired a guy to come in and build her a cart.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 04:34 PM (+myjY)

83 Yeah, I am starting to get Biden fatigue. And not even any Joe Mannix boobette pics to break the tedium.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2024

***
I've had Biden Fatigue for five years. And Biden Exasperation from mid-2008 to January 2017.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 11, 2024 04:34 PM (J2vNu)

84 Hey, I'm curious....what is the Republican Party doing while all this is going on? A strategist without scruples who doesn't care a whit for the country would sit back and let it play out.

A moralist who gives a shit about the US would be screaming at the top of their lungs to get the dead weight, dangerous, and incompetent jackass out of the Oval office before he damages everything he touches even more.

Am I to assume that we should let this continue without taking a position all the way up until next January? Because a lot can happen in 5 and 1/2 months. I'm not talking about Biden running for office....I'm talking about right now. I don't see how, in good conscience, anyone with a brain can allow this guy to stay in the White House even another week. I think the Republicans should be the ones attempting to pressure the application of the 25th amendment. Integrity and all that.

Posted by: Orson at July 11, 2024 04:34 PM (dIske)

85 Biden and Trump tied despite debate (ABC News/Washington Post/Ipsos poll). Americans divide 46-47% between Biden and Trump if the election were today, almost identical to a 44-46% ABC/Ipsos poll result in April. Among registered voters (though there’s plenty of time to register) it’s an absolute tie, 46-46%.

How do you explain that in this same poll, a majority of Democrats want Biden to drop out?

It is not inconsistent at all. Most Dems would vote for any candidate to keep Trump out. They do not think
Biden will be able to convince the independents and low-information voters to vote for him. We need these voters and currently we are not getting anywhere close to enough to stop Trump.

He was chosen because no other serious candidate challenged him. It is horrifying, at this point in this critical race, the majority of the base wants him to drop out.

Democrats like Biden; they are losing confidence that he is able to beat Trump. They will unify around Biden or any other candidate on the ticket, The question is who will bring
enough independents with them. Last race, Biden won with independents; and he is losing them now.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 11, 2024 04:34 PM (JCZqz)

86 "Ezra Klein
@ezraklein
What I’m hearing from congressional Democrats about President Biden is this: He has done nothing to allay their fears. But his defiance — and fury — has been enough to stay their hand.

This is arguably the worst of all worlds: Democrats realize they are drifting toward a grim march to defeat led by a candidate they’ve lost faith in. But they don’t have a plan to do anything about it."

Biden seems to be screaming at everyone who suggests it.

--

It just dawned on me that, during the debate, Trump said he didn't want to be president and would love to be relaxing in one of his mansions.

A reluctant president. I don't know that we've EVER had that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 11, 2024 04:34 PM (+uBIL)

87 You know what's really funny?
The Democrats think they control the Fake News Media, and the Fake News Media think they control the Democrats.

One day, soon, these two rotten entities will try to kill each other.
Posted by: Soothsayer
......

SLAP FIGHT !

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2024 04:34 PM (v0R5T)

88 78 This is so much fun. Watching the dems explode in front of the civilized world.
If Trump adds Youngkin to the ticket it is a landslide.
Can’t wait

I just want to repeat this in case any of the Trump team is monitoring this. YOUNGKIN IS THE PICK

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 11, 2024 04:35 PM (s3qiR)

89 He's the worse and so far, the Democratic Socialists haven't revoked his ID card.

For chuckles - because I believe it nothing but theater intended to keep her in the seat -

'Democratic Socialists of America revoke AOC endorsement over Israel stance' by Jackson Walker | The National Desk, Thu, July 11th 2024

In part, WASHINGTON (TND) — The Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) on Wednesday announced the group would revoke its endorsement of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., over her stance on the Israel-Hamas conflict.

DSA wrote it initially made its endorsement of AOC contingent on whether she opposed funding to Israel, participated with the DSA, supported divestment from Israel and opposed “criminalization of anti-Zionism.” The group added, however, that the progressive Democrat has proven unable to meet their requirements.

“Because we have not seen evidence of AOC meeting these conditions, and at the request of the NYC-DSA SC, the NPC is withdrawing our conditional endorsement of Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, although she will remain endorsed by our New York City chapter,” it wrote.
....."

Joey's BFF

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you too at July 11, 2024 04:35 PM (NFX2v)

90 Believe it or not, Nancy Pelosi was fairly cute, back in the day. Kind of a gross thought.

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 04:35 PM (q177U)

91 The Gretch was the girl you don’t bring home to mom. Maybe even kept her from your friends. Hot, dirty but evil.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 04:35 PM (t56FM)

92 Our major concern is; What are they going to do after they get rid of Joe?

Posted by: Braenard at July 11, 2024 04:35 PM (81msm)

93 Yeah, I am starting to get Biden fatigue. And not even any Joe Mannix boobette pics to break the tedium.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2024 04:31 PM (v6JzV)

How about some badonkadonk?

https://tinyurl.com/mst44cr7

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2024 04:35 PM (jZmKq)

94 85 He was chosen because no other serious candidate challenged him. It is horrifying, at this point in this critical race, the majority of the base wants him to drop out.

Democrats like Biden; they are losing confidence that he is able to beat Trump. They will unify around Biden or any other candidate on the ticket, The question is who will bring
enough independents with them. Last race, Biden won with independents; and he is losing them now.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 11, 2024 04:34 PM (JCZqz)

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I wonder if they'll start questioning how much of their political party is just theater, and not just the decision for who is their standard bearer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 11, 2024 04:35 PM (GBKbO)

95 Is it possible for Botox and fillers to melt bc to me (in the last couple months) Nancy has been looking more her age, IOW, her face doesn’t look so artificially perky?
Posted by: EveR at July 11, 2024

Botox only lasts 3 months and fillers only 12-18. Fillers can also drop. You can only have so many face lifts and she has reached max capacity there, too.

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 04:35 PM (p4NUW)

96
they're depending on BOEING to get them back!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 11, 2024 04:34 PM (s3qiR)
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Boeing is in a bit of a pickle. They're already admitting culpability about killing some passengers on a jet. Now, they have to decide if they're willing to take a chance on killing a couple of astronauts.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 04:35 PM (tT6L1)

97 Do you think Clarence Thomas is watching Biden's fall with immense satisfaction? I imagine he is.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 04:36 PM (Odg76)

98 80 >>I have another story - what about those astronauts basically stuck at the space station? that has to be scary.

they seem to be hanging in but my God

they're depending on BOEING to get them back!

Why don't they hitch a ride with that very serious effort from Jeff Bezos? He sued NASA for not giving him a contract, didn't he? Surely his ship isn't solely for giving rich twats joyrides into low Earth orbit, right?

Posted by: red speck at July 11, 2024 04:36 PM (0Id0S)

99 It just dawned on me that, during the debate, Trump said he didn't want to be president and would love to be relaxing in one of his mansions.

A reluctant president. I don't know that we've EVER had that.

Moron Robbie I was JUST talking about this to the fam last night! and also - he really doesn't pander, not that much. on abortion, he really could. I'm pro-life, and I know he basically isn't as much as I am, but I actually appreciate that he's not PANDERING right now about it. he's going with what he thinks is reasonable.

holy sheep!!! I mean, it's groundbreaking. I guess he's really not a "politician"

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 11, 2024 04:36 PM (s3qiR)

100
I look forward to the hollywood celerys making a dumb "It's Time To Pass The Torch" video, in which each of them says "It's time," and then each of them says "to pass the torch."

It's time. It's time. It's time. It's time.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 04:36 PM (dm56X)

101 Biden and Trump tied despite debate (ABC News/Washington Post/Ipsos poll). Americans divide 46-47% between Biden and Trump

—

Today I learned 46-47 is a tie.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 04:36 PM (t56FM)

102 If Kameltoe gets the nod for top of ticket what looney socialist pol is going to hook themselves to this dumpster fire

Posted by: Redenzo at July 11, 2024 04:36 PM (V/pbu)

103 Our major concern is; What are they going to do after they get rid of Joe?
Posted by: Braenard at July 11, 2024 04:35 PM (81msm)

Quicklime.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at July 11, 2024 04:36 PM (+myjY)

104 86 A reluctant president. I don't know that we've EVER had that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 11, 2024 04:34 PM (+uBIL)

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It was very common in the earliest days to not run for president. You sat at home, and other people ran for you. So, they all said, up until about Jackson, and even intermittently after that for a while, that they didn't really want to position.

Washington, though, is the one prime example to use since there were no term limits on president, he could have easily won a third term, and he chose to go back home to Mount Vernon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 11, 2024 04:37 PM (GBKbO)

105 They have gone from hinting to rudely insisting; they've gone from a whisper to a scream.

The story of the Democrats in a nutshell: I have no brain, and yet I must scream.

Posted by: Harlan Ellison at July 11, 2024 04:37 PM (JCZqz)

106
How about some badonkadonk?

https://tinyurl.com/mst44cr7
Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2024 04:35 PM (jZmKq)

FAKE! Those are extensions.

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 04:37 PM (p4NUW)

107 They get similarly angry when Republicans refuse to do what they tell them to do, in the rare cases when Republicans defy them.

--

^^^^ belongs on "America's Funniest Nutsack Whompings"

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 11, 2024 04:37 PM (wzAuc)

108 Nutzi should try speaking to her in Zulu click.

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2024 04:37 PM (v0R5T)

109 If Kameltoe gets the nod for top of ticket what looney socialist pol is going to hook themselves to this dumpster fire
Posted by: Redenzo at July 11, 2024 04:36 PM (V/pbu)

Tanned, rested and ready!

Posted by: AOC at July 11, 2024 04:37 PM (jZmKq)

110
I'm hoping Joe actually brings it tonight, in order to justify him staying in the race. The Dems could've primaried him when they all knew he was in this condition, but they didn't, so let them go down with his ship.

Posted by: toddg at July 11, 2024 04:30 PM

I'm okay with Joe staying to the end as long as the guy with the nuclear football is carrying a revolver and spills Joe's brains out if he decides to start WWIII on his own.

Dementia is bad. Really, really bad. Two hundred and fifty pound man deciding to beat up a ninety pound woman bad.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 11, 2024 04:37 PM (RKVpM)

111 Sen. Tim 'Fredo' Kaine is SMiRT and wants your RESPEKT!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 11, 2024

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In 2016 when he limped (not ran, but limped) alongside Madame Pantsuit, I thought of Kaine as the clssic low-level office manager. The kind who counts all the boxes of paperclips in inventory and chastises you if you take one more than he thinks you need.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 11, 2024 04:37 PM (J2vNu)

112 If Joe leaves the whole family loses MILLIONS, their is no WAY he leaves, unless they pay off the entire Family.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 11, 2024 04:37 PM (hk7Il)

113
Those types of stupid fake montage videos are supposed to give the Illusion of Consensus, in addition to fake "star" "appeal."

It's both hackneyed and manipulative.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 04:38 PM (dm56X)

114 The only more or less “reluctant” president that I can recall is Calvin Coolidge… and he was very good, indeed..

Posted by: tubal at July 11, 2024 04:38 PM (PCK5/)

115 they seem to be hanging in but my God

they're depending on BOEING to get them back!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 11, 2024 04:34 PM (s3qiR)

On that note, two airliners were 600 ft from crashing into one another today. (Not Boeing's fault here, but involved.)

SOOOO glad the FAA made diversity their main focus.

I'm also glad that I decided not to ride planes for the next few years until all the murders through negligence happen.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 11, 2024 04:38 PM (N1DT3)

116 101 Biden and Trump tied despite debate (ABC News/Washington Post/Ipsos poll). Americans divide 46-47% between Biden and Trump

—

Today I learned 46-47 is a tie.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 04:36 PM (t56FM)

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They are at the "polls we like are real, polls we don't like are a lie," stage.

I welcome them to join me at: "All polls are bullshit because they're too expensive to do correctly, and there's no incentive to doing them well, especially months out from the election."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 11, 2024 04:38 PM (GBKbO)

117 97 Do you think Clarence Thomas is watching Biden's fall with immense satisfaction? I imagine he is.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 04:36 PM (Odg76)
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Why yes, I agree.

Posted by: WisRich at July 11, 2024 04:38 PM (G0vdT)

118 Believe it or not, Nancy Pelosi was fairly cute, back in the day. Kind of a gross thought.
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 04:35 PM (q177U)

The light from oil lamps softens the features.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 11, 2024 04:39 PM (aD39U)

119 I hope Joe smears shit on his face.

Jill will call it presidential and still refuse to let him drop from the race.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 11, 2024 04:39 PM (GBKbO)

120 A reluctant president. I don't know that we've EVER had that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 11, 2024

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Coolidge, maybe? He chose not to run in '28. Maybe that had to do with his family or his health, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 11, 2024 04:39 PM (J2vNu)

121 It was very common in the earliest days to not run for president. You sat at home, and other people ran for you. So, they all said, up until about Jackson, and even intermittently after that for a while, that they didn't really want to position.

-

Yeah, probably should've added something like "anyone still alive"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 04:39 PM (uKQ6k)

122 > Nancy Pelosi was fairly cute, back in the day.

Hard disagree. Here she is with JFK:
http://tiny.cc/2ym3zz

Pelosi had crazy eyes that completely detract from any other pleasant feature.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 04:39 PM (Odg76)

123 Hey ho joes gota go hey ho you next.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at July 11, 2024 04:39 PM (ytSiK)

124 It just dawned on me that, during the debate, Trump said he didn't want to be president and would love to be relaxing in one of his mansions.

A reluctant president. I don't know that we've EVER had that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 11, 2024 04:34 PM (+uBIL)

Trump has been known to spew BS from time to time...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 04:39 PM (exHjb)

125 91 The Gretch was the girl you don’t bring home to mom. Maybe even kept her from your friends. Hot, dirty but evil.
Posted by: Biden is Finished

Nigga please. If you a pimp, you don't care who sees you in public with yo hoes. Let me tell you 'bout my bitch Kamala...

Posted by: Willie Brown at July 11, 2024 04:40 PM (JCZqz)

126 So...not an investment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 11, 2024 04:29 PM (GBKbO)
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Pump and dump, I think is the wall street lingo.

Posted by: ballistic at July 11, 2024 04:40 PM (oqH4h)

127 I couldn't understand a word Pelosi said.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2024 04:40 PM (63Dwl)

128 When is the big boy press conference? Does CNN have a countdown clock?

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 11, 2024 04:40 PM (xPl2J)

129 Do you think Clarence Thomas is watching Biden's fall with immense satisfaction? I imagine he is.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 04:36 PM (Odg76)

We're all amazingly satisfied here at Castle Thomas.

Posted by: Ginny Thomas, bow-legged and disheveled at July 11, 2024 04:40 PM (jZmKq)

130 >>> 119 I hope Joe smears shit on his face.

Jill will call it presidential and still refuse to let him drop from the race.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 11, 2024 04:39 PM (GBKbO)

It's a STUTTER!!

YOU FCKERS AREN'T GETTING ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at July 11, 2024 04:40 PM (VavZF)

131 Coolidge… his State of the Union was two, I think, pages long, delivered by an aide to Congress… love that.

Posted by: tubal at July 11, 2024 04:40 PM (PCK5/)

132 "A lot of Democrats are similarly encouraging Biden to do whatever he thinks is the right thing, so long as he thinks the right thing is withdrawing from the race."

Mr. Biden, we have a wide variety of Model T's from which to choose. And you can have it in any color you want, as long as it's black.

Posted by: Progressive Ford Motor Company at July 11, 2024 04:40 PM (aXxgO)

133 Believe it or not, Nancy Pelosi was fairly cute, back in the day. Kind of a gross thought.

I can confirm that. And the things she could do with her mouth would make a barbarian slave girl blush!

Posted by: The Ghost of Caligula at July 11, 2024 04:41 PM (oZhjI)

134 Listen, Fat, only one person can send me to the showers.

Word as a Biden.

Posted by: I'm Joe Biden, and I Garbled This Message at July 11, 2024 04:41 PM (LaNzR)

135 If Kameltoe gets the nod for top of ticket what looney socialist pol is going to hook themselves to this dumpster fire

Tanned, rested, and ready.

Posted by: Bernie at July 11, 2024 04:41 PM (xCA6C)

136 Sen. Tim Kaine to
@JoeKhalilTV
: "I have complete confidence that Joe Biden will do the patriotic thing for the country. And he's going to make that decision. He's never disappointed me.“
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Translation: "Joey sleeps with the fishes"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 11, 2024 04:41 PM (A1VDq)

137 Got Communist News Network on, reporting another Democrat calling for Sundowner to quit, 14th

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 04:41 PM (fwDg9)

138 38 Whitmer has the deadest eyes.
Posted by: huerfano at July 11, 2024 04:28 PM (VGOMa)
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I think you stole that line from Quint.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2024 04:41 PM (1bNHn)

139 Botox only lasts 3 months and fillers only 12-18. Fillers can also drop. You can only have so many face lifts and she has reached max capacity there, too.
Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024

***
Nancy's had so many lifts, if she winks her kneecaps move.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 11, 2024 04:41 PM (J2vNu)

140 It just dawned on me that, during the debate, Trump said he didn't want to be president and would love to be relaxing in one of his mansions.

A reluctant president. I don't know that we've EVER had that.
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Trump has been known to spew BS from time to time...

Posted by: Nova Local

-

Wait, you're saying he WANTS the full force of the federal government, state governments, local governments, alphabet agencies, etc. investigating him and attempting to bankrupt him?

Interesting take.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 04:41 PM (uKQ6k)

141 I'm going to put some money on Jill being dragged, screaming and kicking, from the White House.

Comedy gold.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 04:41 PM (tT6L1)

142 Nancy Pelosi was fairly cute, back in the day.

Hard disagree. Here she is with JFK:
http://tiny.cc/2ym3zz

The rackage has definitely altered its orientation from west to south in the succeeding years.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 04:41 PM (+myjY)

143 124 Trump has been known to spew BS from time to time...

among other things

Posted by: russian hookers at July 11, 2024 04:41 PM (oY6Yp)

144 Yeah, I am starting to get Biden fatigue. And not even any Joe Mannix boobette pics to break the tedium.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2024 04:31 PM (v6JzV)

This sun-bleached brunette is entertained by the spectacle of internecine warfare among the various factions of halfwits in the Democratic Party, its media lapdogs, and its baffled donor class.

https://tinyurl.com/4pvvzyyh

Posted by: spindrift at July 11, 2024 04:42 PM (OguvZ)

145 127 I couldn't understand a word Pelosi said.
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She wears dentures and drinks a bit.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 11, 2024 04:42 PM (n17eQ)

146 Democrats are not cracking. They are plotting another steal with the aid of the GOP (the SAVE act is kabuki, made to give the impression that they lost a vote to make non-citizen votes illegal).

The part that really bothers me though, and has for a while, is that Trump says things like "I caught them all" but has never provided evidence. Some people say that the evidence was destroyed in Nashville, but he had plenty of time. Long past time to show his cards.

Posted by: enough BS at July 11, 2024 04:42 PM (2NXcZ)

147 95 Botox only lasts 3 months and fillers only 12-18. Fillers can also drop. You can only have so many face lifts and she has reached max capacity there, too. Posted by: Piper

Thanks. I wondered about the max of facelifts, plus filler failures finally created a more realistic face. I understand a few tweaks here and there, but, eventually, it’s just macabre.

Posted by: EveR at July 11, 2024 04:42 PM (MUpk6)

148 Coolidge… his State of the Union was two, I think, pages long, delivered by an aide to Congress… love that.
Posted by: tubal at July 11, 2024 04:40 PM (PCK5/)

Page 1: So far...

Page 2: ...So good.

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Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2024 04:42 PM (jZmKq)

149 PSA-------

Remember to HYDRATE, people!

Drink plenty of water, so all that popcorn doesn't plug yer pipes!

Posted by: JQ at July 11, 2024 04:42 PM (njWTi)

150 I love watching the Dems lose their minds at the propaganda ministries. Biden has to stay in until the convention just because the riots and chaos will make 68 look like a children's sandbox spat.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 04:42 PM (aLzBS)

151 The Ho comes with a Coup hundred million dollars

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 04:43 PM (fwDg9)

152 119 I hope Joe smears shit on his face.
......

and yells: "SEE BARRY I'M A N___ER TOO !"

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2024 04:43 PM (v0R5T)

153 I couldn't understand a word Pelosi said.

I speak gibberish. It translates to "get back in your place, peasant".

Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2024 04:43 PM (xCA6C)

154 Do you think Clarence Thomas is watching Biden's fall with immense satisfaction? I imagine he is.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 04:36 PM (Odg76)

We're all amazingly satisfied here at Castle Thomas.
Posted by: Ginny Thomas, bow-legged and disheveled at July 11, 2024 04:40 PM (jZmKq)
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A second scoop of ice cream tonight for Justice Thomas! Justice is finally done.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 11, 2024 04:43 PM (A1VDq)

155 Nancy Pelosi was fairly cute, back in the day.

Hard disagree. Here she is with JFK:
http://tiny.cc/2ym3zz

Pelosi had crazy eyes that completely detract from any other pleasant feature.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024

***
She looked like Elinor Donahue of Father Knows Best, The Andy Griffith Show, and others.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 11, 2024 04:43 PM (J2vNu)

156 142 Nancy Pelosi was fairly cute, back in the day.

Hard disagree. Here she is with JFK:
http://tiny.cc/2ym3zz

The rackage has definitely altered its orientation from west to south in the succeeding years.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 04:41 PM (+myjY)

Checked out the pic… yes, very pretty.

Posted by: tubal at July 11, 2024 04:43 PM (PCK5/)

157 Nancy has gone full Norma Desmond:

"This is my life. Nothing else, and nothing else will be. Except us. And the cameras. And those wonderful people in the dark...."

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 11, 2024 04:44 PM (wBaIH)

158 So who is more treacherous, underhanded and back stabbing? The GOPe or the Dems. It’s a toss up I tell ya.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at July 11, 2024 04:44 PM (dxLRD)

159 90 Believe it or not, Nancy Pelosi was fairly cute, back in the day. Kind of a gross thought.
Posted by: Max Power

Yeah, she was cute enough to be a recurring dancer on American Bandstand in 1963.

Posted by: Can Pick'em at July 11, 2024 04:44 PM (V5BDR)

160
pelosi's eyebrows, face, and teets live in 4 different area codes

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 04:44 PM (dm56X)

161 Communist News Network talking about Democrats wanting Sundowner gone
This is too funn H and just can't but turn his poll numbers down

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 04:44 PM (fwDg9)

162 Leave the campaign. Take the canoli.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2024 04:44 PM (2UnvF)

163 Biden only falls if the Parkinson Disease ploy fails, as it should.

Posted by: enough BS at July 11, 2024 04:44 PM (2NXcZ)

164 Today I learned 46-47 is a tie.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 04:36 PM (t56FM)

I know, right? That is a boy's tie size.

Now, as a pair of pants, it is enormous!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 11, 2024 04:44 PM (D7oie)

165 Pelosi had crazy eyes that completely detract from any other pleasant feature.
Posted by: bonhomme

I've been the victim of the same, misogynistic rhetoric from right wing extremists. It's hurtful, wrong, and very offensive!

https://tinyurl.com/4dy3xv6u

Posted by: AOC at July 11, 2024 04:44 PM (JCZqz)

166 Betting markets have Kumala at 45%, Joe at 36% and The Gretch suddenly out of nowhere at 6%.

Shit starting to get real .

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 04:45 PM (t56FM)

167 Wait, you're saying he WANTS the full force of the federal government, state governments, local governments, alphabet agencies, etc. investigating him and attempting to bankrupt him?

Interesting take.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 04:41 PM (uKQ6k)

No, but he's obviously running b/c he still wants the job...plenty of folks were around who could have run and won, but Trump WANTED his 2nd term...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 04:45 PM (exHjb)

168 Nancy Pelosi was fairly cute, back in the day.

Hard disagree. Here she is with JFK:
http://tiny.cc/2ym3zz

The rackage has definitely altered its orientation from west to south in the succeeding years.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 04:41 PM (+myjY)

Was this before or after her brother gang raped two little girls?

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2024 04:45 PM (jZmKq)

169 What time is the Big Boy presser?

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 04:45 PM (jvJvP)

170 59 ...

Since the machine as a whole is made up of factions, I'd call that contradictory. What matters to the individual factions is important to them. Ultimately, they need to be on the winning side to get some patronage, but holy shit do they want the top spot to get more.

So, they have duelling interests. The electoral process allows consolidation and compromise, but Democrats have chosen to stop using that process, making the value of the individual interest more important than the overall interest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 11, 2024 04:30 PM (GBKbO)
________
You're on the right track. There are always factions, always. And they are always jockeying for position.

I find it hard to grasp how some people believe the other side is not subject to human nature, just because they deny it.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2024 04:45 PM (1bNHn)

171 I'm going to put some money on Jill being dragged, screaming and kicking, from the White House.

Comedy gold.
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Yep. Feel sorry for the person what has to fill-in all the claw marks around the doorways!

Posted by: JQ at July 11, 2024 04:46 PM (njWTi)

172 The premature death of embattled President, from sustained attacks by right wingers conflating his stutter with dementia would certainly garner some level of sympathy from the public at large.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 11, 2024 04:46 PM (Q4IgG)

173 6:30 eastern

Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2024 04:46 PM (HJ9BW)

174 The picture of Nancy Pelosi with JFK leads to online one conclusion: JFK thinking yup I'd hit that

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 04:46 PM (aLzBS)

175 Pelosi had crazy eyes that completely detract from any other pleasant feature.
Posted by: bonhomme

I've been the victim of the same, misogynistic rhetoric from right wing extremists. It's hurtful, wrong, and very offensive!

It seems someone goosed her.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2024 04:47 PM (xCA6C)

176 Does not matter how well Joe does tonight, the damage is done done done… all Trump has to do is nothing, concerning Biden now…

Posted by: tubal at July 11, 2024 04:47 PM (PCK5/)

177 Clean up in aisle 125. Willie Brown doesn't talk like that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 11, 2024 04:47 PM (A1VDq)

178 If they can swap Biden for Whitmer, Trump is toast.

I really, really hope Biden sticks it out for our sake.

Posted by: Blago at July 11, 2024 04:47 PM (wMRY8)

179 Hey, the glasses on your forehead, theglasses down your nose, the zztop cheap sunglasses, the Finster Glints, totally, I mean I just can't.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 11, 2024 04:47 PM (QSrLX)

180 MSNBC, Intellectual humility leads us to Kamala Harris as the least risky bet
The case for Harris is about being honest about what we do and don’t know. July 11, 2024, 12:02 PM EDT
By Zeeshan Aleem, MSNBC Opinion Writer/Editor

In part, "The Democratic Party is at a juncture where every possible path is extremely risky. The moment demands humility and agnosticism; the goal is not to identify an obvious winner, which is impossible, but to manage risk. If Biden steps aside, Vice President Kamala Harris is most likely the least risky option.

The argument that Harris is less risky might strike some as counterintuitive. Her vice presidency has been marked by strikingly low favorability ratings. Biden assigned her a politically sensitive policy portfolio that led her to, for example, take positions on immigration that brought her under fire from both the left and the right. And reports indicating that Harris felt frustrated and sidelined by Biden’s team mar the narrative of a natural passing of the torch."

What we know, we know she knows, and now Jill & the clam must also know: She has endured....MAGA!

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you too at July 11, 2024 04:48 PM (NFX2v)

181 Short of a billion bucks, what can they do to Biden (other than kill him). He is a walking humiliation, he provides all the livelihood for every part of his family, there will he nothing after he leaves.

I do not think he will step down or aside unless he gets an enormous payoff.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 11, 2024 04:48 PM (7PziG)

182 73 Gretchen Whitmer in her younger days might have been a good overnight rental. Not a long term hold.
Posted by: jeff at July 11, 2024

***
Yeah, she must have been super hot. She still attractive, superficially, if you don't catch her glaring at you. Or biting the head off a live kitten at four a.m.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 11, 2024 04:32 PM (J2vNu)
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Ideal would have been to pick her up at a college party, bang her all night, then take your own walk of pride back to your dorm. Wouldn't want her to know where you live.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2024 04:48 PM (1bNHn)

183 plenty of folks were around who could have run and won, but Trump WANTED his 2nd term...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 04:45 PM (exHjb)

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You may have missed it, but the Republican Party had a primary. Plenty of folks ran...and lost.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2024 04:48 PM (2UnvF)

184 Thanks steevy...

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 04:48 PM (jvJvP)

185 Wait, you're saying he WANTS the full force of the federal government, state governments, local governments, alphabet agencies, etc. investigating him and attempting to bankrupt him?

Interesting take.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 04:41 PM (uKQ6k)

No, but he's obviously running b/c he still wants the job...plenty of folks were around who could have run and won, but Trump WANTED his 2nd term...
Posted by: Nova Local

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Yes, +1. That's my point, too.

Pence could've run. Romney could've run. Nikki could've run.

Thank God for Trump.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 04:48 PM (uKQ6k)

186
If they can swap Biden for Whitmer, Trump is toast.

I really, really hope Biden sticks it out for our sake.
Posted by: Blago

lol, you're so cute

Yeah, the blacks are gonna love that!

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 04:49 PM (dm56X)

187 What time is the Big Boy presser?
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youtube.com/watch?v=ztTHLDhmB58&t=26s

Posted by: JQ at July 11, 2024 04:49 PM (njWTi)

188 "Members of the PA legislature will join Amanda Zurawski and Kaitlyn Joshua - two women denied life-saving abortions due to Trump's abortion ban - for a reproductive freedom rally"

Can someone explain how the bolded part works?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 11, 2024 04:29 PM (+uBIL)

Obviously, the two needed abortions to save their lives, but they couldn't get them, so they are dead, and now advocating for full rights for zombie-Americans.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 11, 2024 04:49 PM (hB7mE)

189 What time is the Big Boy presser?
Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 04:45 PM (jvJvP)

BREAKING: Rumors say Joe will attempt to curry favor with the press corps by providing a lunch.

https://tinyurl.com/y42wma48

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 04:49 PM (+myjY)

190 Wasn't Paul Pelosi the driver in a fatal crash that killed his brother?

Posted by: Police Blotter at July 11, 2024 04:49 PM (V5BDR)

191 plenty of folks were around who could have run and won, but Trump WANTED his 2nd term...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 04:45 PM (exHjb)

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You may have missed it, but the Republican Party had a primary. Plenty of folks ran...and lost.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2024 04:48 PM (2UnvF)

*Pours one out for Desantis*

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2024 04:49 PM (xK8uS)

192 147/Thanks. I wondered about the max of facelifts, plus filler failures finally created a more realistic face. I understand a few tweaks here and there, but, eventually, it’s just macabre.
Posted by: EveR at July 11

I feel this way about coloring hair. There is a long period of time where it makes sense. But then there comes a time where it’s silly. No 80 year old has dark brown hair.

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 04:49 PM (GMx4K)

193 You may have missed it, but the Republican Party had a primary. Plenty of folks ran...and lost.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2024 04:48 PM (2UnvF)

Exactly. A group of sacrificial lambs who can lose with a smile.

Posted by: enough BS at July 11, 2024 04:49 PM (2NXcZ)

194 >>>13 holy sheep Nanzi's milkers. those things have to be heavy to carry around

they're light as 300 cc bags of silicone.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2024 04:49 PM (KRtlO)

195 Boeing is in a bit of a pickle. They're already admitting culpability about killing some passengers on a jet. Now, they have to decide if they're willing to take a chance on killing a couple of astronauts.
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Yeah, I'd hate to see them get a $1,000 fine unless they can plead it out for PDT or Alex Jones being forced to pay a $500-million fine instead.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 04:50 PM (Jh5b+)

196 sign here

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 11, 2024 04:50 PM (QSrLX)

197 Kamala gave another "unburdened by what has been" speech today.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 11, 2024 04:50 PM (xPl2J)

198 >>>Yeah, she must have been super hot. She still attractive, superficially, if you don't catch her glaring at you. Or biting the head off a live kitten at four a.m.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

She looks like James Carville in drag-paint.

Posted by: ace at July 11, 2024 04:50 PM (KRtlO)

199 82 13 holy sheep Nanzi's milkers. those things have to be heavy to carry around
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 11, 2024 04:24 PM (s3qiR)

Paul Pelosi actually hired a guy to come in and build her a cart.

ah. is that why he brought a hammer?

Posted by: anachronda at July 11, 2024 04:50 PM (oY6Yp)

200 183 plenty of folks were around who could have run and won, but Trump WANTED his 2nd term...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 04:45 PM (exHjb)

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You may have missed it, but the Republican Party had a primary. Plenty of folks ran...and lost.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2024 04:48 PM (2UnvF)

Against Trump...if he wasn't in that race, one of them would have won.

Dems are having this exact discussion about Biden. Technically, there were others in the primary race against Biden...none of them won with him in it. It's certain anyone else would have won if he wasn't in it.

Both Trump and Biden (at least Jill) WANTED a 2nd term...they aren't "reluctantly" in the race. They are pro-actively and avidly in the race.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 04:51 PM (exHjb)

201 F#ck,
Biden is the guy we want to run against, but we're never going to drag this near corpse across the finish line.

Posted by: DAN at July 11, 2024 04:51 PM (rn2/h)

202 lol, you're so cute

Yeah, the blacks are gonna love that!
Posted by: Soothsayer

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They dont care, its whoever has a D next to their name.

If it's Trump and his white VP versus Whitmer/Kamala, they'll overwhelmingly still go with the Democrat ticket, even if a "sort of" black woman is not at the top of the ticket.

Posted by: Blago at July 11, 2024 04:51 PM (wMRY8)

203 Its not going to happen. Pharmacist turnover being what it is.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 11, 2024 04:51 PM (QSrLX)

204 Biden needs a promise from the party to protect Hunter. But Biden also knows the party lies and will betray him. As the rest of his brain deteriorates, that knowledge will remain to the end.

Well, anyway....

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 11, 2024 04:52 PM (EDPph)

205 Vice President Harris running with Liz Cheney would be unbeatable. They're pull from both sides of the aisle , and probably get 100% of the female vote.

Posted by: Sid at July 11, 2024 04:52 PM (KUBQS)

206 Run, Joe, Run!!!

Posted by: tubal at July 11, 2024 04:52 PM (PCK5/)

207 This 2025 Project is going to be used as a Marxist cudgel
That Trump is going to take over the government

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 04:52 PM (fwDg9)

208 You people have some imaginations.

Here's your "hot" young Gretchen Whitmer.

https://tinyurl.com/ynratd34
https://tinyurl.com/536ncjeb

Mooooo.

Posted by: spindrift at July 11, 2024 04:52 PM (OguvZ)

209 Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 04:51 PM (exHjb)

Kennedy was not in the primary. Only guaranteed losers.

Posted by: enough BS at July 11, 2024 04:52 PM (2NXcZ)

210 I thought this was Kamala's second term.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 11, 2024 04:52 PM (QSrLX)

211 The dems went all-in on their boy Joetato being some semblance of coherent through the election. They certainly didn't have any pushback from the media that exists to fluff the democrats.

Now they've painted themselves into a corner. They try to parachute someone else in ahead of Kumswalla and there will be hell to pay, but she's dumber than a bag of willie brown's dick hair and is in no way qualified to be president of her local HOA, much less the USA.

I'm sure there's some dumbass Dem pol out there who is willing to hitch themselves to this flaming wagon full of horse shit, but anyone dumb enough to do so is too dumb to be the president. Newsome is completely unelectable on a national scale. Whitmer looks like she'd cut off your dick and bake it in a souffle. Pete Buttjudge is not a serious candidate for anything other than Liberace's hairdresser. Who else is on the bench for them?

Posted by: ballistic at July 11, 2024 04:52 PM (oqH4h)

212 Yeah, I am starting to get Biden fatigue. And not even any Joe Mannix boobette pics to break the tedium.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Let me offer an alternative. Something to challenge your senses and sanity. You may end up appreciating tedium a lot more!
https://tinyurl.com/5a35yhsh

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 11, 2024 04:53 PM (JCZqz)

213 One day, soon, these two rotten entities will try to kill each other.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 04:30 PM

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Ah for such a day! The sky will be as blue as a taut balloon, the sun bright -- a crisp, dry 68 degrees with a 5 mph breeze. I'll lie in green grass beside a gurgling stream reading Hayek, oblivious to time or care.

That is, if they both succeed.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 11, 2024 04:53 PM (wzAuc)

214 Drinking game for Big Boy presser. You must drink when Joey says
1) MAGA
2) No lie.
3) no joke
4) Russia
5) Beau

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 04:53 PM (aLzBS)

215
I feel this way about coloring hair. There is a long period of time where it makes sense. But then there comes a time where it’s silly. No 80 year old has dark brown hair.
Posted by: Piper

I kept it up until 1987.

Posted by: Bob Barker at July 11, 2024 04:53 PM (V5BDR)

216 "English Mother Fucker! do you speak it?"

N Pelosi.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2024 04:53 PM (ewjUl)

217 I've got to thank Sid for my laugh of the day.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 11, 2024 04:53 PM (3Fz6p)

218 Mooooo.
Posted by: spindrift at July 11, 2024 04:52 PM (OguvZ)

MSU has a plus size sorority?

Posted by: enough BS at July 11, 2024 04:53 PM (2NXcZ)

219 Having The Ho as Oval Office holder would be entertaining for a few months with word salads daily

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 04:54 PM (fwDg9)

220 Biden is totally in. I mean Barry asked me for five bucks.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 11, 2024 04:54 PM (QSrLX)

221 205 Vice President Harris running with Liz Cheney would be unbeatable. They're pull from both sides of the aisle , and probably get 100% of the female vote.
Posted by: Sid at July 11, 2024

Absolutely! I would vote for that, being a dumb broad who selects candidates based on the single criteria of being the same sex as I am.

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 04:54 PM (GMx4K)

222 212 Yeah, I am starting to get Biden fatigue. And not even any Joe Mannix boobette pics to break the tedium.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Let me offer an alternative. Something to challenge your senses and sanity. You may end up appreciating tedium a lot more!
https://tinyurl.com/5a35yhsh

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 11, 2024 04:53 PM (JCZqz)

NICE TRY, ADMIRAL.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 11, 2024 04:55 PM (wtvvX)

223 Yeah, she must have been super hot. She's still attractive, superficially, if you don't catch her glaring at you. Or biting the head off a live kitten at four a.m.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
She looks like James Carville in drag-paint.
Posted by: ace at July 11, 2024

***
Nah, she has more the "fading Hollywood actress" look. She needs to hit the gym and stick to a healthy diet, but otherwise, on the outside, she is still very attractive. If she were an R and publicly supporting Trump and/or calling for illegals to be deported en masse . . . well, she wouldn't be the Michigan governor who issued those draconian face diaper edicts, of course, but we'd be saying "VP for Trump, maybe?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 11, 2024 04:55 PM (J2vNu)

224 I've got to thank Sid for my laugh of the day.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 11, 2024 04:53 PM (3Fz6p)

Again Sid shows himself to be a master of electoral strategerizing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 11, 2024 04:55 PM (+myjY)

225 All the papers are printed up. They say Biden.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 11, 2024 04:55 PM (QSrLX)

226 221 205 Vice President Harris running with Liz Cheney would be unbeatable. They're pull from both sides of the aisle , and probably get 100% of the female vote.
Posted by: Sid at July 11, 2024

Absolutely! I would vote for that, being a dumb broad who selects candidates based on the single criteria of being the same sex as I am.
Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 04:54 PM (GMx4K)

Women, eh??? What you gonna do…

Posted by: tubal at July 11, 2024 04:55 PM (PCK5/)

227 >>> Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 11, 2024 04:43 PM (J2vNu)

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Just watched the yum yum scene from Ball of Fire. I get it now.

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 11, 2024 04:55 PM (JfxgE)

228 Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer is privately open to replacing Biden on the top of the Democratic ticket,

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I'm privately open to extinguishing the pernicious, foreign Bavarian influence in Liechtenstein so I can claim my rightful throne in Vaduz.

Once I'm publicly interested in it, the clock is running on Alois and his German whore.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2024 04:56 PM (0FoWg)

229 Maybe Jill has a copy of Epstein's client list.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2024 04:56 PM (evvc2)

230 No 80 year old has dark brown hair.
Posted by: Piper

Pelousy can hire the best hair and make-up artist, schedule top tier cosmetic surgeons...but nothing can correct the doddering gait she is demonstrating.

Posted by: kallisto at July 11, 2024 04:56 PM (dCxaZ)

231 What are the odds that Joey walks out and says "I'm no longer running and am resigning effective immediately"?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 04:56 PM (aLzBS)

232 We're right here, you know!

Posted by: Stacey & Beto at July 11, 2024 04:56 PM (3m/9l)

233 214 Drinking game for Big Boy presser. You must drink when Joey says
1) MAGA
2) No lie.
3) no joke
4) Russia
5) Beau
Posted by: Smell the Glove

When he yells
When he whispers
When he invents a new word
When he stops one sentence midway and starts another

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 11, 2024 04:56 PM (JCZqz)

234 Biden's having a Diet Coke. It was on someone's Ring camera.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 11, 2024 04:56 PM (QSrLX)

235 kids, Sid is a parody...

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024 04:56 PM (V13WU)

236 Against Trump...if he wasn't in that race, one of them would have won.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 04:51 PM (exHjb)

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If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2024 04:56 PM (2UnvF)

237 Mooooo.
Posted by: spindrift at July 11, 2024 04:52 PM (OguvZ)

MSU has a plus size sorority?
Posted by: enough BS at July 11, 2024 04:53 PM (2NXcZ)
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Say what you will about Omega Mu, them chicks know how to party.

Posted by: Booger at July 11, 2024 04:56 PM (hZc6Q)

238 I think the rank and file Democrats have a plan. I also think the Kalorama Klowns have a plan. Furthermore, the "deep state" power brokers have a plan.

Narrator: "They are not the same plan."

There's posturing for payouts to settle on "a" plan. It's always about self aggrandizement with these people.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 11, 2024 04:56 PM (Q4IgG)

239 Run, Joe, Run!!!
Posted by: tubal
......

*fake spry stiff quarter-jog*
Pant, pant

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2024 04:57 PM (v0R5T)

240 I feel this way about coloring hair. There is a long period of time where it makes sense. But then there comes a time where it’s silly. No 80 year old has dark brown hair.
Posted by: Piper
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It's like the uncanny valley when you see some 80+ year old man with dark hair. It just never works. And they also always use some cheap version that looks like shoe polish was rubbed in their hair.

Posted by: Blago at July 11, 2024 04:57 PM (wMRY8)

241 Pelousy can hire the best hair and make-up artist, schedule top tier cosmetic surgeons...but nothing can correct the doddering gait she is demonstrating.
Posted by: kallisto

She can even see them during COVID lockdowns, when all the peons and proles can't!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 11, 2024 04:57 PM (JCZqz)

242 235 kids, Sid is a parody...
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024

It has to be. Nobody is that dumb!

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 04:58 PM (GMx4K)

243 Darn it, I know it's a trap but, it's like Medusa...can I not check out this Ackbar link?

....my eyes!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 04:58 PM (tT6L1)

244 I found my first gray hair when I was 14.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 11, 2024 04:58 PM (Pr6Q4)

245 What are the odds that Joey walks out and says "I'm no longer running and am resigning effective immediately"?
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Zero.

The odds he say he's deciding not to run a 2nd term (but staying President until his term ends) is like a coin flip right now.

Posted by: Blago at July 11, 2024 04:58 PM (wMRY8)

246 241 Pelousy can hire the best hair and make-up artist, schedule top tier cosmetic surgeons...but nothing can correct the doddering gait she is demonstrating.
Posted by: kallisto

She can even see them during COVID lockdowns, when all the peons and proles can't!
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 11, 2024 04:57 PM (JCZqz)

80 year old woman on 5 inch heels… what could possibly go wrong???

Posted by: tubal at July 11, 2024 04:59 PM (PCK5/)

247 238 I think the rank and file Democrats have a plan.
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Are the rank and file Democrats ridin' with Biden? Well, you didn't say it was a good plan.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 11, 2024 04:59 PM (EDPph)

248 I caught a few minutes of Bongino today. He says Trump should announce his VP choice now to take Puddin off the top of the news for a couple of days.

Not that he expects Puddinhead to get the nomination--he just wants to delay his resignation as long as possible.

I have to say, that makes sense.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 11, 2024 04:59 PM (woPEM)

249 Hair? Brilliantine!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 11, 2024 04:59 PM (QSrLX)

250 Say what you will about Omega Mu, them chicks know how to party.
Posted by: Booger at July 11, 2024 04:56 PM (hZc6Q)

Ha! I was gonna say Tri Mu...mu mu mu

Posted by: enough BS at July 11, 2024 04:59 PM (2NXcZ)

251 114 The only more or less “reluctant” president that I can recall is Calvin Coolidge… and he was very good, indeed..
Posted by: tubal
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Coolidge probably suffered from major depression as his sixteen year old son and namesake Calvin Jr. died from sepsis originating from a mere blister on his toe from playing tennis at WH lawn. Pretty much destroyed a lot of the joy living in the WH.

Posted by: FJB at July 11, 2024 04:59 PM (mIs2x)

252 Will Joe lean forward into his microphone. make buggy eyes, and whisper "Orange Man Bad!"?

I'd love that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 11, 2024 04:59 PM (A1VDq)

253 244 I found my first gray hair when I was 14.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I found mine at 11. In the shower with dad.

Posted by: Ashley Biden at July 11, 2024 05:00 PM (JCZqz)

254 It's like the uncanny valley when you see some 80+ year old man with dark hair. It just never works. And they also always use some cheap version that looks like shoe polish was rubbed in their hair.
Posted by: Blago at July 11, 2024 04:57 PM (wMRY

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My wife once wondered what I would look like with my white beard darkened.

I pictured James Lipton and just said, "naw, dear."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 11, 2024 05:00 PM (hZc6Q)

255 Pelosi has gotten to the point she needs to hit Erl Sheib instead of a plastic surgeon.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 05:00 PM (tT6L1)

256 "Ezra Klein
@ezraklein
What I’m hearing from congressional Democrats about President Biden is this: He has done nothing to allay their fears. But his defiance — and fury — has been enough to stay their hand.

This is arguably the worst of all worlds: Democrats realize they are drifting toward a grim march to defeat led by a candidate they’ve lost faith in. But they don’t have a plan to do anything about it."
==
Hehe.

Hey Ezra, guess what, you've totally fucked yourselves because you all knew he was mentally gone in 2000. And you vouched for him because you are good little commies. SO now, no one believes anything you say at all. And it doesn't matter who you run, your on your way to bigger ass whooping than we thought you would ever see. In fact, by switching it will probably be worse - lose a few more down ballot races to boot.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 11, 2024 05:00 PM (GZYu7)

257 Sid is a minion of Big Penguin, here to sow discord and disharmony amongst the Commentariat.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2024 05:00 PM (3m/9l)

258 Hahaha!

Someone on the Next Door website in my town complained that someone stole her Biden/Harris sign from her front lawn.

First comment: They did you a favor.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 05:00 PM (3ImbR)

259 244 I found my first gray hair when I was 14.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July

Those are called sparkles!

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 05:00 PM (GMx4K)

260 80 year old woman on 5 inch heels… what could possibly go wrong???
Posted by: tubal at July 11, 2024

***
* wobble, wobble *

* Nancy trips *

* CRACK *

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 11, 2024 05:00 PM (J2vNu)

261 but nothing can correct the doddering gait she is demonstrating.
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I noticed that too. She's looking positively Bidenesque.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 11, 2024 05:00 PM (woPEM)

262 gretc*nt witch would get 100% of the AWFL vote

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 11, 2024 05:01 PM (DBZuM)

263 I found my first gray hair when I was 14.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I found mine at 11. In the shower with dad.
Posted by: Ashley Biden at July 11, 2024 05:00 PM (JCZqz)

Boom. Ouch.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2024 05:01 PM (0FoWg)

264 Gretchen is not bad looking. She would look better in leather.
Bullwhip is a necessary accessory.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 11, 2024 05:01 PM (4fSQf)

265 Hair? Brilliantine!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 11, 2024 04:59 PM (QSrLX)
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Dapper Dan!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 11, 2024 05:01 PM (3Fz6p)

266
I cued it up.

biden is just fine.

Everyone relax. biden has all the black vote.

https://youtu.be/JF2ab680zCo?si=mNhuwyy5VSKsu0Et&t=8

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 05:01 PM (dm56X)

267 The odds he say he's deciding not to run a 2nd term (but staying President until his term ends) is like a coin flip right now.
Posted by: Blago

Not at the NATO event press conference. If he's planning to resign, he'd do it after the event.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 11, 2024 05:01 PM (JCZqz)

268 231 What are the odds that Joey walks out and says "I'm no longer running and am resigning effective immediately"?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 04:56 PM (aLzBS)

5%...maybe not that high...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 05:01 PM (exHjb)

269
I've got to thank Sid for my laugh of the day.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 11, 2024 04:53 PM

Both the laugh of the day and a reminder that drugs are bad.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 11, 2024 05:02 PM (RKVpM)

270 Welcome Sid!

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at July 11, 2024 05:02 PM (V5BDR)

271 192 feel this way about coloring hair. There is a long period of time where it makes sense. But then there comes a time where it’s silly. No 80 year old has dark brown hair.
Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 04:49 PM

True. See it in both sexes. Don’t understand the logic.

Posted by: EveR at July 11, 2024 05:02 PM (MUpk6)

272 Look, I sound like a broken record - Biden is unwell and will get WORSE. This is Biden at the best he's gonna be for the next 5 months - each day after this will be worse. He can stave all this off for a bit still...but the issues will keep flaring up right up to the election.

Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 11, 2024 05:02 PM (nLFEI)

273 Wonder how many people will actually watch the “ NATO event”?..

Posted by: tubal at July 11, 2024 05:02 PM (PCK5/)

274 Russian women boldly insinuating themselves into America.
A danger to us all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDLzE56Tpgc

Posted by: Braenyard at July 11, 2024 05:03 PM (4fSQf)

275 It's been a horrible day.

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 05:03 PM (jvJvP)

276 122 > Nancy Pelosi was fairly cute, back in the day.

Hard disagree. Here she is with JFK:
http://tiny.cc/2ym3zz

Pelosi had crazy eyes that completely detract from any other pleasant feature.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Easy to have crazy eyes when your dad is a mobbed up mayor of Baltimore and one of your brothers is a gang rapist.

Posted by: FJB at July 11, 2024 05:04 PM (mIs2x)

277 273 Wonder how many people will actually watch the “ NATO event”?..
Posted by: tubal

Live? Hardly anyone. If it's uneventful? Hardly anyone. If Biden screws the pooch and has another debate moment...hardly anyone will watch the whole thing, but tens of millions of Americans will see the important clips.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 11, 2024 05:04 PM (JCZqz)

278 I think a lot of Dems are figuring this out - if not Today, SOON. He's gonna have to drop out of the race.

The ONLY thing that can save him, is some sort of major war, where he can hide in the Whitehouse away from everybody. Otherwise, he's gonna have to campaign, and he can't hide his deteriorating condition.

Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 11, 2024 05:04 PM (nLFEI)

279 The odds he say he's deciding not to run a 2nd term (but staying President until his term ends) is like a coin flip right now.
Posted by: Blago
_______

China would make its move shortly after. I think the one thing holding them back is the fear that Biden's handlers would want to a war to up his chances in the election.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 11, 2024 05:05 PM (Dm8we)

280 Currently being administered the methamphetamine suppositories.

Steady as she goes.

Posted by: joe biden update at July 11, 2024 05:05 PM (YG7ho)

281 All the dems are positioning themselves for what they all know is coming.

Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 11, 2024 05:05 PM (nLFEI)

282 281 All the dems are positioning themselves for what they all know is coming.
Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 11, 2024 05:05 PM (nLFEI)

Good observation.

Posted by: tubal at July 11, 2024 05:06 PM (PCK5/)

283 231 What are the odds that Joey walks out and says "I'm no longer running and am resigning effective immediately"?

More likely, the Press just gets quiet and walks out after he pounds the arm of the chair and insists "The Key Did Exist!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KekChFdIe00

Posted by: DAN at July 11, 2024 05:06 PM (rn2/h)

284 I wonder if Joe has stood in front of a full length mirror and started arguing and screaming at himself yet?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 05:06 PM (tT6L1)

285 https://tinyurl.com/ynratd34
https://tinyurl.com/536ncjeb

Mooooo.
Posted by: spindrift at July 11, 2024 04:52 PM (OguvZ)

Just to be fair she looked like a pleasant young woman. I mean, maybe her iron fisted totalitarian nature manifested later.

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2024 05:06 PM (sp7Ub)

286 278 I think a lot of Dems are figuring this out - if not Today, SOON. He's gonna have to drop out of the race.

The ONLY thing that can save him, is some sort of major war, where he can hide in the Whitehouse away from everybody. Otherwise, he's gonna have to campaign, and he can't hide his deteriorating condition.
Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 11, 2024 05:04 PM (nLFEI)

He gets through this week, he can lie low til Dem Convention...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 11, 2024 05:06 PM (exHjb)

287 275 It's been a horrible day.
Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 05:03 PM (jvJvP)

I am sorry. I hope things get better for you.

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 05:06 PM (GMx4K)

288 In New 'Ocean's 14', George Clooney Pulls Off $30 Million Heist By Tricking People Into Giving Money To Politician Before Revealing He's Demented
==================
~~ Babylon Bee

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 11, 2024 05:06 PM (A1VDq)

289 There is a long period of time where it makes sense. But then there comes a time where it’s silly. No 80 year old has dark brown hair.
Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 04:49 PM

True. See it in both sexes. Don’t understand the logic.
Posted by: EveR

No one tells them when they cross the line.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 11, 2024 05:06 PM (JCZqz)

290 One thing we haven't factored in yet: Jill putting Joe in a dress and Joe "coming out" in order to garner a few more votes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 05:07 PM (tT6L1)

291 You know Michael Dukakis is still alive and ninety years old. He might even have less brain degeneration than Shartpants Schicklegruber if ace's theory on his being a "super ager" is correct.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 11, 2024 05:07 PM (ceNNR)

292 'some sort of major war'

terrorist attack. not saying, just sayiing.

Posted by: sage of scranton at July 11, 2024 05:07 PM (YG7ho)

293 Bitchmer a good bookend to Dr. Jill.

Posted by: Xipe Tptec at July 11, 2024 05:07 PM (kzHlT)

294 231 What are the odds that Joey walks out and says "I'm no longer running and am resigning effective immediately"?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2024 04:56 PM (aLzBS)
_______
Zero. He couldn't possibly say that long a sentence without going astray.

"I'm no longer a running nose, and am resignuttledoodle effectively as soon as Medicare surrenders, and MAJA quits, and uh...uh...You know, the thing."

Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2024 05:08 PM (1bNHn)

295 Joe's not going anywhere.

Just ask Hunter and DOCTOR Jill.

Joe may be senile, but even he can figure out that the moment he relinquishes power, the vultures descend.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 11, 2024 05:08 PM (uxCna)

296 He gets through this week, he can lie low til Dem Convention...
Posted by: Nova Local
___

I feel the same way.

If he can hang on through the week, he probably stays on the ticket.

Posted by: Blago at July 11, 2024 05:08 PM (wMRY8)

297
If push comes to shove, maybe they will give "dr' jill that Ultimatum: either joe drops out, or he drops out AND resigns forthwith. Your choice, cunt.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 05:08 PM (dm56X)

298
holy sheep Nanzi's milkers. those things have to be heavy to carry around
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 11, 2024 04:24 PM (s3qiR)

Yes, but what nancy pelosi's eyebrows think about biden?

After all, they live in a different area code than pelosi.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2024 04:26 PM (dm56X)

****
*musical notes* "When the brows go up, the boobs go down..."

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 11, 2024 05:08 PM (NMT5x)

299 290 One thing we haven't factored in yet: Jill putting Joe in a dress and Joe "coming out" in order to garner a few more votes.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 05:07 PM (tT6L1)

Oh my word. There is a DU dream.

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 05:08 PM (GMx4K)

300 So what happens when they steal the election and it's obvious they stole the election? Life just goes on?

Posted by: InZona at July 11, 2024 05:08 PM (Sk36V)

301 Biden running late, again, at NATO meeting.

From G7 meeting last month, Italy's PM got tired of his tardiness.

“You shouldn’t leave a woman waiting like this,” Meloni reportedly chided Biden in an apparent attempt at humor.[/]

Posted by: WisRich at July 11, 2024 05:09 PM (G0vdT)

302 Inside look at your average HR team meeting:

http://tiny.cc/i0n3zz

Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 05:09 PM (Odg76)

303 You know, we never got to see Greedy Gretchen on Three's Conpany.

Posted by: InZona at July 11, 2024 05:10 PM (Sk36V)

304 If push comes to shove, maybe they will give "dr' jill that Ultimatum: either joe drops out, or he drops out AND resigns forthwith. Your choice, cunt.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Or what? Joe's the puppet president, and she's the Lady MacBeth manipulating him...along with a fully compliant staff who need Joe in power to keep themselves employed and in power. What can they threaten her with, when she ultimately wields supreme power in the nation?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 11, 2024 05:10 PM (JCZqz)

305 Paul Pelosi actually hired a guy to come in and build her a cart.

ah. is that why he brought a hammer?
Posted by: anachronda at July 11, 2024 04:50 PM (oY6Yp)

*snort

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 05:11 PM (OX9vb)

306 I had a neighbor when I was a kid. White haired guy in his 30s. He said it he started going gray in middle school. He had a thick head of hair, too. Just white. It's weird, but it happens.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2024 05:11 PM (0FoWg)

307 295 Joe's not going anywhere.

Just ask Hunter and DOCTOR Jill.

Joe may be senile, but even he can figure out that the moment he relinquishes power, the vultures descend.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 11, 2024 05:08 PM (uxCna)

I bet they are hopping across the White House lawn right now.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 11, 2024 05:11 PM (TztLh)

308 288 In New 'Ocean's 14', George Clooney Pulls Off $30 Million Heist By Tricking People Into Giving Money To Politician Before Revealing He's Demented
==================
~~ Babylon Bee

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 11, 2024 05:06 PM (A1VDq)
-----------

The newspaper of record!

Posted by: WisRich at July 11, 2024 05:11 PM (G0vdT)

309 Good entertainment: cage match Bitchmer vs Dr. Jill. Lots of screaming, hair pulling, and scratching.

Posted by: Xipe Tptec at July 11, 2024 05:11 PM (kzHlT)

310 I think most of my hair is grey, but I can't swear to it. I never see it; it's all at the back of my hair. If I let it grow I'd be Ben Franklin.

I always get a laugh at old hippies, now my age, who haven't admitted the significance of the passage of time. They look as if someone grabbed the pony tail, and yanked it back.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2024 05:11 PM (1bNHn)

311 I am sorry. I hope things get better for you.

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 05:06 PM (GMx4K

Thanks. Needed that.

Things will be better tomorrow.

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 05:11 PM (jvJvP)

312 13
‘ Nanzi's milkers’

What about Whitmer’s milkers? Together, they must weigh twunty pounds.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 11, 2024 05:12 PM (jbnUc)

313 One thing we haven't factored in yet: Jill putting Joe in a dress and Joe "coming out" in order to garner a few more votes.
Posted by: blake

Hey, an easy content post for me several months later.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 11, 2024 05:12 PM (JCZqz)

314 Given Biden's decades-spanning career of graft and corruption, there's enough dirt out there to finally bury him. Expect a big dump truck soon, Obama smiling behind the wheel.

Sorry, Joe. You got to go.

Posted by: troyriser at July 11, 2024 05:12 PM (Vvljl)

315 One thing we haven't factored in yet: Jill putting Joe in a dress and Joe "coming out" in order to garner a few more votes.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 11, 2024 05:07 PM (tT6L1)

Anybody remember the McGreevy press conference?!

Posted by: InZona at July 11, 2024 05:13 PM (Sk36V)

316 Heh. Goes to Ann Barnhardt:

tinyurl.com/5n63y7j4

Posted by: JQ at July 11, 2024 05:13 PM (njWTi)

317 What would be especially delicious? If the Dem train wreck ends up in the Supreme Court, where Clarence Thomas gets to weigh in.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 05:13 PM (YqDXo)

318 Joe's official walk up music tonight is "Old And In The Way", with thanks to Jerry Garcia

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 11, 2024 05:13 PM (A1VDq)

319 312 13
‘ Nanzi's milkers’

What about Whitmer’s milkers? Together, they must weigh twunty pounds.

same as downtown london?

Posted by: anachronda at July 11, 2024 05:13 PM (oY6Yp)

320 Hey! I've been a tansrestite for years. No kidding. J. Edgar and I used to shop at at the same place. Sometimes we traded panties. No joke.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at July 11, 2024 05:13 PM (vFG9F)

321 Thanks. Needed that.

Things will be better tomorrow.
Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 05:11 PM (jvJvP)

The sun will come out.

*hugs*

Posted by: Just Lily at July 11, 2024 05:14 PM (TztLh)

322 Now, 6:30 EST

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you too at July 11, 2024 05:14 PM (NFX2v)

323 Inside look at your average HR team meeting:

http://tiny.cc/i0n3zz
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 05:09 PM (Odg76)

Watching that I come to two conclusions.

1. Women's lib was a mistake.

2. There is not enough gasoline on earth to purify by fire these people from existence.

Bonus 3. To atone, all must perish.

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2024 05:14 PM (sp7Ub)

324 Anybody remember the McGreevy press conference?!
Posted by: InZona

No, but the Budd Dwyer one was a blast.

Posted by: Janitorial Services at July 11, 2024 05:14 PM (JCZqz)

325

Project 2025
Russia Russia Russia

Posted by: Latest talking points at July 11, 2024 05:15 PM (63Dwl)

326 Given Biden's decades-spanning career of graft and corruption, there's enough dirt out there to finally bury him. Expect a big dump truck soon, Obama smiling behind the wheel.
______________

Followed by Biden going scorched earth and exposing Obama's malfeasance and erotic predilections.

I can't wait.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 05:15 PM (YqDXo)

327 Which cabinet secretaries have resigned?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 05:15 PM (dg+HA)

328 317 What would be especially delicious? If the Dem train wreck ends up in the Supreme Court, where Clarence Thomas gets to weigh in.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

He has to recuse himself!!! Conflict of interests! Russian asset! Putin puppet!

Posted by: Hyperventilating Lefties at July 11, 2024 05:16 PM (JCZqz)

329 327 Which cabinet secretaries have resigned?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 05:15 PM

They re-signed.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 11, 2024 05:16 PM (+oR7L)

330 Good use some pudding.

Posted by: Winston Smith at July 11, 2024 05:16 PM (Q0zQv)

331 No, but the Budd Dwyer one was a blast.
Posted by: Janitorial Services at July 11, 2024 05:14 PM (JCZqz)

-----------------------

I got this reference.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2024 05:16 PM (2UnvF)

332 Negotiations with the *biden clan on a dignified departure must be going super swell. Wonder what the price is up to now?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 11, 2024 05:16 PM (Q4IgG)

333 Even a month-old baby can remember when these cretins were telling us all how age-ist and hateful we were for criticizing Brandon's mental capacity. Now they're publicly subverting the will of the Democrat voters who all voted for him in the primary.

Welcome to the party, pal!

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at July 11, 2024 05:16 PM (Ij2uN)

334 If push comes to shove, maybe they will give "dr' jill that Ultimatum: either joe drops out, or he drops out AND resigns forthwith. Your choice, cunt.
Posted by: Soothsayer

I say it all hinges on who is controlling Garland. That's where the true power lies.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 11, 2024 05:16 PM (DsA2n)

335 I'd like to see the black reporter, obviously not understanding, looking around imploringly for help, and Felicia Rashad comes over to say, "Pardom me, Miss. I speak Rummy."

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 11, 2024 05:17 PM (wzAuc)

336 When is the deadline for Trumps VP pick anyway?

Posted by: Ryan Frank at July 11, 2024 05:17 PM (fgmuN)

337 311
Thanks. Needed that.

Things will be better tomorrow.
Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024

They will. If you feel like talking about it, the horde is well known for giving excellent advice on any sort of situation.

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 05:18 PM (CM7zZ)

338 Posted by: Just Lily at July 11, 2024 05:14

Thank you too.

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 05:18 PM (jvJvP)

339 Folks, reports of my political demise are false! I'll weather this storm and come out stronger than ever! Just like Rocky, George Patton, General Grant, Napoleon, the Hindenburg, the Titanic, and my biggest hero, General George Armstrong Custer!

Posted by: Joe B. from Scranton at July 11, 2024 05:18 PM (5fDan)

340 Maybe the media will start reading passages from Ashley’s diary? Or, excerpts from Hunter’s laptop emails? So much easy material, if they really wanted them gone.

Posted by: EveR at July 11, 2024 05:18 PM (MUpk6)

341 Can any of you guys honestly say that if your wife was 3,000 miles away in DC you wouldn't be tempted to have a little naked 2AM hammer time?

Posted by: Man's Favorite Sport at July 11, 2024 05:19 PM (V5BDR)

342 336 When is the deadline for Trumps VP pick anyway?
Posted by: Ryan Frank

Whenever Biden gets a crumb of good news.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 11, 2024 05:19 PM (JCZqz)

343
I always get a laugh at old hippies, now my age, who haven't admitted the significance of the passage of time. They look as if someone grabbed the pony tail, and yanked it back.
Posted by: Eeyore

They are unburdened by what has been.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2024 05:19 PM (63Dwl)

344 Inside look at your average HR team meeting:

http://tiny.cc/i0n3zz
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2024 05:09 PM (Odg76)

Watching that I come to two conclusions.

1. Women's lib was a mistake.

1a. Establishing HR departments was also a mistake.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 05:19 PM (YqDXo)

345 So much speculation. How about some bets? I bet anyone here $100 that Joe will not resign. If I lose I'll send it to Ace. If I win, you send $100 to Ace.

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2024 05:19 PM (vFG9F)

346 What would be especially delicious? If the Dem train wreck ends up in the Supreme Court, where Clarence Thomas gets to weigh in.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

He has to recuse himself!!! Conflict of interests! Russian asset! Putin puppet!
Posted by: Hyperventilating Lefties at July 11, 2024 05:16 PM (JCZqz)

"Justice Thomas can't sit in judgment of a man who viciously smeared him in front of the country. He might hold it against for the President for falsely claiming he surreptitiously fed his employees his genital hair in the guise of free soda pop. He should recuse himself."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2024 05:19 PM (0FoWg)

347 336 When is the deadline for Trumps VP pick anyway?
Posted by: Ryan Frank
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RNC Convention end. In other words, about a week or so.

Posted by: FJB at July 11, 2024 05:20 PM (mIs2x)

348 Given Biden's decades-spanning career of graft and corruption, there's enough dirt out there to finally bury him. Expect a big dump truck soon, Obama smiling behind the wheel.

Sorry, Joe. You got to go.
Posted by: troyriser
__________

If 42 or 43% is really the floor for those who will vote D no matter what, then Jill will be able to continue to point to his poll numbers and say he's got a shot.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 11, 2024 05:20 PM (Dm8we)

349 "Twunt"

That's just delightful

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 11, 2024 05:20 PM (BbSDq)

350 What's really funny is all these ancient assholes are talking about Biden when they are ancient themselves.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 11, 2024 05:20 PM (2fIO4)

351 Busking for a living:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CysyGA9vPgc

Posted by: Braenyard at July 11, 2024 05:20 PM (4fSQf)

352 Followed by Biden going scorched earth and exposing Obama's malfeasance and erotic predilections.

Hey, just because Obama told a college girlfriend that he fantasized about having sex with a man every day is no reason to assume that he ever acted on that!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 11, 2024 05:20 PM (uxCna)

353 fd, I'd bet but we're on the same side.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 05:21 PM (5MvGY)

354 Put the top on the limo, Joe. Stay out of streets leading plazas

Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2024 05:21 PM (o2ZRX)

355 The press conference will be an utter disaster. How could it be otherwise?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 11, 2024 05:21 PM (woPEM)

356 Tim Murphy
@timothypmurphy
·
Follow
every senator's comments on biden are like the thing someone in the mob says when they want to do a crime but they're not sure if the feds are listening
===

They are mobsters.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 11, 2024 05:21 PM (RIvkX)

357 If 42 or 43% is really the floor for those who will vote D no matter what, then Jill will be able to continue to point to his poll numbers and say he's got a shot.

Biden's strongest argument is that none of his potential replacements are polling any better than he is.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 11, 2024 05:21 PM (uxCna)

358 When is the deadline for Trumps VP pick anyway?
Posted by: Ryan Frank
---------
RNC Convention end. In other words, about a week or so.
Posted by: FJB at July 11, 2024 05:20 PM (mIs2x)

It's going to be Don, Jr.

Trump and Trump.

Double Trump '24.

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2024 05:22 PM (sp7Ub)

359 Joe's not resigning. He schemed his entire life to be President.

They'll have to take him out before he and Jill give that up. Good for them. You go Joe!

Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 05:22 PM (jvJvP)

360 352 Followed by Biden going scorched earth and exposing Obama's malfeasance and erotic predilections.

Hey, just because Obama told a college girlfriend that he fantasized about having sex with a man every day is no reason to assume that he ever acted on that!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July

Interesting that popped on the radar recently, isn’t it?

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 05:22 PM (CM7zZ)

361 345 So much speculation. How about some bets? I bet anyone here $100 that Joe will not resign. If I lose I'll send it to Ace. If I win, you send $100 to Ace.

Posted by: fd
=======
Irresistible impulse meets the unmovable force for any of us outside the info loop.

Basically it comes down to a selfish senile old man, his criminal family and the broader rival Democratic crime families.

So the question, as it was for the Commission after Paul Castellano's assassination was who is going to be the new front guy.

Posted by: FJB at July 11, 2024 05:23 PM (mIs2x)

362 355 The press conference will be an utter disaster. How could it be otherwise?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 11, 2024 05:21 PM (woPEM)

The Universe isn't done messing with us yet.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 11, 2024 05:23 PM (TztLh)

363 nood with more spin.

Posted by: Reforger at July 11, 2024 05:23 PM (xcIvR)

364 "fd, I'd bet but we're on the same side.
Posted by: Ben Had"

So far, it seems to be the consensus.

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2024 05:23 PM (vFG9F)

365 In case anyone is interested.

Space.com Headline:

When will Starliner come home? Boeing and NASA still don't know.

Posted by: WisRich at July 11, 2024 05:24 PM (G0vdT)

366 Joe's not resigning. He schemed his entire life to be President.

They'll have to take him out before he and Jill give that up. Good for them. You go Joe!
Posted by: Stateless at July 11, 2024 05:22 PM (jvJvP)

BREAKING NEWS: President Biden died today when he was found in bed ansphyxiated under his own pillow. No foul play suspected.

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2024 05:24 PM (sp7Ub)

367 They'll have to take him out before he and Jill give that up. Good for them. You go Joe!
Posted by: Stateless

Don't look at the rabbits, Joe! It's a trap! I read your book, Steinbeck!

Posted by: High School Democrat in American Lit class at July 11, 2024 05:24 PM (JCZqz)

368 Ezra Klein
...
This is arguably the worst of all worlds: Democrats realize they are drifting toward a grim march to defeat led by a candidate they’ve lost faith in. But they don’t have a plan to do anything about it."
==
You know who else led a grim march to defeat led by a Leader who's people had lost faith?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 11, 2024 05:27 PM (RIvkX)

369 BREAKING NEWS: President Biden died today when he was found in bed ansphyxiated under his own pillow. No foul play suspected.
Posted by: Robert
-

You know, he's feeble enough that "trapped under a pillow" is plausible.

Joe's the reason heating blankets have warnings about being a burn risk to elderly and infirm.

Posted by: reason at July 11, 2024 05:28 PM (CbdM6)

370 Maybe Corn Pop was the good guy all along?

Posted by: DAN at July 11, 2024 05:28 PM (rn2/h)

371
What would be especially delicious? If the Dem train wreck ends up in the Supreme Court, where Clarence Thomas gets to weigh in.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2024 05:13 PM

A demented individual can not sign Executive Orders, or just about anything legal. Someone somewhere is going to start the ball rolling on this any day now.

This demented fvcker has cost me tens of thousands of dollars since he ~~took~~ stole office. You gonna tell me I don't have standing?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 11, 2024 05:29 PM (RKVpM)

372 I think this is now less about *biden and more about the movers and shakers losing a sure thing. They've been able to run amok for nearly 4 years.... that's a lot of power and money accumulated. Hard to give up.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 11, 2024 05:29 PM (Q4IgG)

373 Looks like Big Boy Pants conference is at 6:30

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 05:30 PM (fwDg9)

374 A demented individual can not sign Executive Orders, or just about anything legal. Someone somewhere is going to start the ball rolling on this any day now.

This demented fvcker has cost me tens of thousands of dollars since he took stole office. You gonna tell me I don't have standing?
Posted by: Divide by Zero
========
Yep. Basically the remedy is via your representatives and senators--impeachment or the 25th. Not everything is a court case.

Posted by: whig at July 11, 2024 05:31 PM (mIs2x)

375 'Twunt?' LOL & yoink!.

Posted by: ragnarokpaperscissors at July 11, 2024 05:32 PM (sBGiW)

376 "The family had a lot of buffers, Senator."

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 11, 2024 05:32 PM (qUkBO)

377 And obviously the only reason Putin didn't pull any shit during the Trump years was because he supports him as America's President.

He attacked Ukraine because Joe is such a strong American hero, he just can't take it.

The measure of America's strength is obviously calculated by how big a powergrab Russia makes. Science.

Posted by: Chuck Todd's brain at July 11, 2024 05:35 PM (CbdM6)

378 Looks like Big Boy Pants conference is at 6:30
Posted by: Skip
-

That's right, fat! I'm missing Matlock to do this!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2024 05:37 PM (CbdM6)

379 Some (not all) statements, fact sheets from the WH Briefing Room today:

Readout of President Biden’s Meeting with President Zelenskyy of Ukraine

President Biden Announces Nominees

Statement from NSC Spokesperson Adrienne Watson on U.S. Actions Against Transnational Criminal Organization Tren de Aragua

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It seems like payback & preparation for turnover.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you too at July 11, 2024 05:41 PM (NFX2v)

380 The thing about Biden stepping down to public pressure. This is something Dem/Media do to control Republican's. When Dems get in real trouble they never step down. Just ride the wave and people move past it. For example remember when every democrat in Virginia got catch with black face. None stepped down despite that being worse that mega-hilter and peek BLM.

The point is Dems know they can ride out any issue. There is not a reason to bow to media pressure because its as fake as $0.50 bacon.

Posted by: Sayomara at July 11, 2024 05:50 PM (Ku6NF)

381 Biden doesn't have control of the old football. Now the person or persons that do are unknown to me and might well be worse, seeing what our foreign policy is right now what with Poland trying to create a no fly zone in an area of Ukraine where Russians don't fly anyhow.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 06:44 PM (eoQWY)

I do believe the Poles are going to try to walk away with the NW corner of Ukraine, as their payback for their solid and unwavering support.

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