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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Hail to the (Secret) Chief: Status-Obsessed Social Climber and Elder Abuser "Doctor" Jill Biden Demanded That Marine Corps Band Write a New Piece of Music to Introduce HerWow. Just wow. This isn't new. T. Beckett Adams reported on this in 2022, after being tipped off.Longtime veterans of the U.S. Marine Band have characterized the situation as a first, remarking that they've never been asked before to provide a first lady with her own entrance music. Someone in the White House "had the bright idea, 'Oh, tell the band that we want music for Jill,'" a source said. "The band had to provide music." "Fanfare for the First Lady" has been performed at official White House functions headlined by the first lady, played between her entrance and her address. The band was "rushed" to come up with a theme for Jill Biden, a source said. The group submitted a few hurried options for the White House's consideration. Administration officials eventually settled on "Fanfare to the First Lady." It has a whole new relevance now that we know Jill Biden is a scheming Lady Macbeth. I'm sorry, I mean a scheming Doctor Lady Macbeth. Please do not sic your paid censors on me, George Soros. I regret the error. Incidentally, the Marines and/or Doctor Lady Macbeth were embarrassed by Adams' article -- they retired the short-lived and very terrible fanfare after he published his article. Update: April 13, 2022. The United States Marine Band has retired "Fanfare for the First Lady," according to a source familiar with the decision. The band quietly shelved the song following the publication of this article.
President Biden was seen by neurologist Kevin Cannard, who specializes in Parkinson's disease, at the White House on Jan. 17, press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre admitted late Tuesday -- hours after telling reporters the opposite at her regular briefing. The clarification came just a day after Jean-Pierre scolded a journalist for noting the press was "miffed" at her for giving misleading information last week on whether Biden, 81, was medically evaluated after his catastrophic June 27 debate performance. "Because the date was not mentioned in the question, I want to be clear that the Jan. 17 meeting between [presidential physician] Dr. [Kevin] O'Connor and Dr. Cannard was for the president's physical," Jean-Pierre told the Associated Press, whose reporter had asked Jean-Pierre about Cannard's meeting with O'Connor, which was first reported by The Post this past Saturday. Video here. Update: People are saying that might be edited, at least as far as Latrine John-Pissoir just walking away in defeat. One of those "Cheap Fakes," no doubt. Here's the full video:
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Called
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:21 PM (Jh5b+) 2
F-Troop
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at July 10, 2024 06:21 PM (JSF6W) 3
Fanfare to a Homewrecker
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The premise of the Bachelorette makes no sense at all, does it? at July 10, 2024 06:21 PM (SkCDA) 4
Fanfare For The Common Ho.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:21 PM (Jh5b+) 5
Hell to the cheat...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 06:21 PM (IyPmt) 6
Frank J. McCormick @CBHeresy
This is going to be hard for Democrats, but we all know how this ends. https://tinyurl.com/2bzm7p47 IMAGE Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:22 PM (Jh5b+) 7
Snapper tuna.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 10, 2024 06:22 PM (/UtnQ) Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:22 PM (Jh5b+) 9
Hmmm. I don't doubt the facts, but I do Question The Timing of this anti-dr-jill-esquire leak. Hmmm... Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2024 06:23 PM (/iSPd) 10
4 Fanfare For The Common Ho.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:21 PM (Jh5b+) _______ Not at all. Very few hos sink to her level. That takes uncommon (lack of) talent. Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 06:23 PM (1bNHn) 11
Oh, never mind. It's from 2022. Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2024 06:23 PM (/iSPd) 12
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays Jul 9
When Biden refuses to sign a bill preventing non-citizens from voting, that should become the only issue in the campaign. Because it gives away the whole game. It's an unambiguous statement of Democrats preferring their power over your happiness. There is literally no other way to explain what we observe. Ask every Democrat to explain why they voted against it. Their answers will sound stupid. Ask Biden to defend it. You know how that will sound. The guy with a potential 34 absurd felonies from a corrupt justice system isn't trying to steal your stuff and give it to strangers. Democrats are doing it while we watch. Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:23 PM (Jh5b+) 13
I read that story this morning. That song reminds me of a Monty Python bit.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 10, 2024 06:23 PM (QNSds) 14
Foist?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2024 06:23 PM (xaFKb) 15
Joe Biden @JoeBiden 20h
Google Project 2025. Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays Google search is so biased that one side can refer to it in their gaslighting. Chip Roy @chiproytx 19h Don't use Hunter’s Laptop Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:24 PM (Jh5b+) 16
Ted Nugent's Stranglehold Posted by: Frank Barone at July 10, 2024 06:24 PM (+oR7L) 17
Well, looks like we know who's the Commander in Chief over there.
Do people like Zelensky just drop the pretense and ask to speak with Jill Biden directly? Posted by: Blago at July 10, 2024 06:24 PM (wMRY8) 18
The Battle Hymn of the Old Battleax.
Posted by: Pastorius at July 10, 2024 06:24 PM (z6Sq8) 19
What, Yakety Sax wasn't good enough for her?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 06:24 PM (TcVeV) 20
The "Fanfare for the First Lady" was pulled after realizing it was just an instrumental version of Todd Rundgren's "Slut".
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at July 10, 2024 06:24 PM (Geoni) 21
Jill Biden Demanded That Marine Corps Band Write a New Piece of Music to Introduce Her
....... Hail To The Thief Posted by: wth at July 10, 2024 06:25 PM (v0R5T) 22
George @BehizyTweets 20h
BREAKING: The Georgia Election Board has voted 3-1 to adopt rule to require ballots be hand counted at the precinct level by poll officers each day of voting to ensure the totals match with the machines This is a GAME CHANGER for election integrity "The poll manager and the two witnesses shall sign a label affixed to the container indicating that it contains all of the correct ballots from the indicated ballot box and no additional ballots." - The new rule says This rule used to exist until corrupt Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger ordered poll managers to stop doing it. I now think Georgia is going full blown red because of this and other good changes that have been put in place DC_Draino @DC_Draino 18h This is huge Georgia will now require ballots to be hand-counted each day of voting to match machine counts Georgia now much more likely to flip red this November Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:25 PM (Jh5b+) 23
I would have gone with Go Go Godzilla.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 10, 2024 06:26 PM (/UtnQ) 24
>>>13 I read that story this morning. That song reminds me of a Monty Python bit.
Yes! it's like a parody of patriotic marches. Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:26 PM (KRtlO) 25
Wow. Mopsy just folds up the notebook and walks out. "Thanks, everybody." There are going to be documentaries with that video clip included.
Posted by: mrp at July 10, 2024 06:26 PM (rj6Yv) 26
Owen Gregorian @OwenGregorian Jul 9
Scientists create first mouse model with complete, functional human immune system A breakthrough for biomedical research promises new insight into immunotherapy development and disease modeling. Scientists at The University of Texas Health Science Center at San Antonio have created a humanized mouse model with a human immune system and a human-like gut microbiome that is capable of mounting specific antibody responses. [ ... ] Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays Jul 9 Democrats are already registering them to vote. Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:27 PM (Jh5b+) 27
24 >>>13 I read that story this morning. That song reminds me of a Monty Python bit.
Yes! it's like a parody of patriotic marches. Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:26 PM (KRtlO) Sounds like something that would have been played for the French Court at Versailles... Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2024 06:27 PM (xaFKb) 28
Bow, bow to the Fraulein Doktor Jill!
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 06:27 PM (1bNHn) 29
The Rocky and Bullwinkle theme
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2024 06:27 PM (63Dwl) 30
Something slow and dignified, to the tune of The Elephant Walk from the Daktari movie.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 06:27 PM (TcVeV) 31
Reverend dr. jill biden esquire should've come out in Full-Dress Uniform, adorned with dozens of medals. Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2024 06:27 PM (/iSPd) 32
I got a fever. And the only prescription is more cowbell. ~Christopher Walken upon hearing Fanfare for the First Lady (probably)
Posted by: Flyguy at July 10, 2024 06:28 PM (HA1lM) 33
it's like they told ChatGTP to write a fanfare in the style of John Philip Sousa
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:28 PM (KRtlO) 34
Notice the Patriot Front people are all wearing current government issue boots. Also who is paying for them to go to different places? Notice they show up whenever the news is bad for the Democrats.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 10, 2024 06:28 PM (hmQna) 35
She's the star of her own melodrama, isn't she?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 10, 2024 06:28 PM (8AONa) 36
What you want: Donald Trump is President of the United States.
What you'll settle for: Hillary Clinton will never be President of the United States. What you'll get: Dr. Jill is President of the United States. Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at July 10, 2024 06:28 PM (JasdH) 37
Now.... if only the Marine Band had struck up something more appropriate... like...
Suicide is Painless... Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2024 06:28 PM (xaFKb) 38
Reverend dr. jill biden esquire should've come out in Full-Dress Uniform, adorned with dozens of medals.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2024 06:27 PM (/iSPd) And epaulets .. Must have epaulets Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 06:28 PM (IyPmt) 39
Project Veritas @Project_Veritas
BREAKING: Not Kool: DOJ Attorney Admits Menthol Ban Delayed Because Biden 'Needs Black Votes' “Biden doesn’t want to pass this regulation [menthol cigarette ban] because he’s worried he will lose Black voters.” "Many thousands of Black people die every year because of menthol cigarettes... Biden needs Black votes.” "This will definitely affect the election." #BlackVotesMatter [Isaac Belfour, Trial Attorney, Consumer Protection Branch, DOJ. recorded] Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:29 PM (Jh5b+) 40
They should've used an Alice Cooper song.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 10, 2024 06:29 PM (xPl2J) 41
The Edith Wilson March Posted by: Frank Barone at July 10, 2024 06:29 PM (+oR7L) 42
"Reverend dr. jill biden esquire should've come out in Full-Dress Uniform, adorned with dozens of medals."
With the giant North Korean-style hat, with scrambled eggs of course. Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 10, 2024 06:29 PM (qUkBO) Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 10, 2024 06:29 PM (MKEsG) 44
By any chance is the song "Dancing Queen?"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2024 06:29 PM (Q4IgG) 45
Don't Cry For Me Argentina!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 10, 2024 06:30 PM (zLfni) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2024 06:30 PM (63Dwl) 47
No offense to the Marine Band but being a skilled musician doesn't mean you can write the songs. And vice/versa.
It was not a good tune. Posted by: Fozzy at July 10, 2024 06:30 PM (rVI/O) 48
Fanfare for the Common Man > Fanfare for the First Lady
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 10, 2024 06:30 PM (oSruC) 49
I would have gone with Go Go Godzilla.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 10, 2024 06:26 PM Personally I am partial to the Mighty Mouse Theme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X78i13q-atk Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 10, 2024 06:30 PM (QNSds) 50
She's First Lady
Woe woe woe she's First Lady Talkin' about our First Lady And that lady is fine. Posted by: Tom Jones at July 10, 2024 06:30 PM (TcVeV) 51
Sympathy For The Devil
- performed by the 5th grade band horn section Posted by: wth at July 10, 2024 06:30 PM (v0R5T) 52
it is fun watching Latrine John-Pissoir get humiliated on the daily (as the 50 year olds pretending to be 15 year olds on Twitter say)
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:30 PM (KRtlO) Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 10, 2024 06:30 PM (l5Q05) 54
On WMAL yesterday they planned the opening to F Troop and it sounds exactly like the Fanfare for the First Lady.😂
The conversation then revolved around whether it had been done on purpose. If you can find it, posting them side by side is hilarious. Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 10, 2024 06:30 PM (t/2Uw) 55
it's like when they play the Marvel movie Avengers theme with out-of-tune recorders
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:31 PM (KRtlO) 56
40 They should've used an Alice Cooper song.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 10, 2024 06:29 PM (xPl2J) Frankenstein... Edgar Winters Group. Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2024 06:31 PM (xaFKb) 57
If anyone could pull it off it's the President's Own Marine Band. It's very tough to get accepted.
Why? It's a sweet gig. You get paid to practice. But ya still gotta go thru Basic. Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 10, 2024 06:31 PM (MeG8a) 58
13 I read that story this morning. That song reminds me of a Monty Python bit.
over at instapundit, they point out the similarity to the fanfare played towards the end of the intro for f-troop. Posted by: anachronda at July 10, 2024 06:31 PM (oY6Yp) 59
The Dudley Do-Right theme was suggested at Insty's.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:31 PM (Jh5b+) Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2024 06:32 PM (xaFKb) 61
Isn't that tune from the original House of Cards TV series?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at July 10, 2024 06:32 PM (wBaIH) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2024 06:32 PM (63Dwl) 63
POLITICO @politico 21h
New York Times editorial board urges public Democratic revolt against Biden ow.ly/KFM6105zYNX Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays Democrat elites are pushing the Iranian model of government in which the real leaders gives the voters a handful of options that are all okay with the real leader. While they gaslight you into thinking Trump will steal your Dumbocracy. Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:32 PM (Jh5b+) 64
Dead Man's Party Oingo Boingo
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 06:32 PM (IyPmt) 65
Clown Music ... bring on the clowns.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2024 06:32 PM (Cus5s) 66
If anyone could pull it off it's the President's Own Marine Band. It's very tough to get accepted.
Why? It's a sweet gig. You get paid to practice. I'd love to play one of those combat sousaphones! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 06:32 PM (TcVeV) Posted by: Frank Barone at July 10, 2024 06:32 PM (+oR7L) 68
I missed where in the Constitution the Wife matters
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2024 06:32 PM (fwDg9) 69
BREAKING: The Georgia Election Board has voted 3-1 to adopt rule to require ballots be hand counted at the precinct level by poll officers each day of voting to ensure the totals match with the machines
"Each Day of Voting" Posted by: davidt at July 10, 2024 06:32 PM (SYTee) 70
54 The conversation then revolved around whether it had been done on purpose.
If you can find it, posting them side by side is hilarious. https://pjmedia.com/victoria-taft/2024/07/10/ hail-to-the-chick-dirty-jill-is-at-it-again-n4930521 (space inserted there somewhere) Posted by: anachronda at July 10, 2024 06:33 PM (oY6Yp) Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:33 PM (KRtlO) 72
Many thousands of Black people die every year because of menthol cigarettes...
Never had there been so many Kool cigarettes in one place at one time as "the million man march". Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 10, 2024 06:33 PM (/cLvc) 73
AI, write a short fanfare to be played by a small brass ensemble to introduce an older woman with delusions of grandeur.
RESULT: Fanfare for First Lady Dr. Jill Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 10, 2024 06:33 PM (WYxOs) 74
I haven't listened to it but I'm choosing to believe it sounds like an instrumental version of Gold Digger
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at July 10, 2024 06:33 PM (JasdH) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 06:33 PM (TcVeV) 76
Something slow and dignified, to the tune of The Elephant Walk from the Daktari movie.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 06:27 PM (TcVeV) Hatari Dammnit ! Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 10, 2024 06:33 PM (NtVYv) 77
50 She's First Lady
Woe woe woe she's First Lady Talkin' about our First Lady And that lady is fine. Posted by: Tom Jones at July 10, 2024 06:30 PM (TcVeV) Tom.... buddy ole pal... Put yer glasses on. Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2024 06:33 PM (xaFKb) 78
Love is love H8ers.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 10, 2024 06:34 PM (t56FM) 79
La Cucharacha
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 06:34 PM (5MvGY) 80
Oli London @OliLondonTV Jul 8
This is a video by a city council in Finland to prevent migrant men from assaulting women. “Stop, don’t touch me there, this is my no no square.” https://tinyurl.com/2s7r2573 13 seconds Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen 21h Jul 9 Women would do stupid shit like this in the hopes of not getting raped by a migrant rather than just voting for a rightwing party. Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:34 PM (Jh5b+) 81
I hope the Marines came up with something that can be played on kazoos and slide whistles.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 06:34 PM (TcVeV) 82
KJP looks depressed. Like she's about to give up.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 10, 2024 06:34 PM (iRX3h) 83
"Unrelated: George Soros' filthy spawn is now engaged to Clinton Foundation booth babe Huma Abedin. She seems to be a permanent beard for leftwing operatives who need a Show Wife."
Muslim Brotherhood ... part of The Biden Team. Huma's mom was directly Muslim Brotherhood. But I'm sure the globalists have a great New Deal that will unite us all. Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2024 06:34 PM (Cus5s) 84
The most glamorous and decent and kind First Lady ever!
Posted by: ... at July 10, 2024 06:34 PM (lX8VI) 85
Biden now saying he has more stamina than Clooney because George Clooney left the fundraiser before he did. Obama is going to be
livid!!!😂😂😂😂 Posted by: Jmel at July 10, 2024 06:35 PM (bVhJi) 86
So Democrats plan is to now say….Biden is president *wink, wink* but here are all these other great people who will really be running things and taking over when his colostomy bag explodes?
Bold move, Cotton. Let’s see if it works out. Posted by: Truthbomb at July 10, 2024 06:35 PM (7TdnZ) 87
72 Many thousands of Black people die every year because of menthol cigarettes...
Never had there been so many Kool cigarettes in one place at one time as "the million man march". Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 10, 2024 06:33 PM (/cLvc) We are losing 100,000 Americans a year to Fentanyl... why THAT is not a YUGE campaign issue? I can't fathom. Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2024 06:35 PM (xaFKb) 88
31 Reverend dr. jill biden esquire should've come out in Full-Dress Uniform, adorned with dozens of medals.
is there a simplicity pattern for that? Posted by: anachronda at July 10, 2024 06:35 PM (oY6Yp) 89
Very Lady of the British Court-like.
CBS News, May 2023, Politics, 'Jill Biden arrives solo in London for King Charles' coronation' In part, "First Lady Jill Biden is in London for the coronation of King Charles II on Saturday, dispatched by President Joe Biden to represent the United States. No American president has ever attended a British coronation. The first lady is traveling with Finnegan Biden, one of her granddaughters. Jill Biden was just 2 years old when Elizabeth was crowned in June 1953. Queen Elizabeth II held the throne for seven decades until her death in September at age 96. While in London, the first lady is engaging in some soft diplomacy. ..." And, The Independent, "First Lady Jill Biden and her granddaughter, Finnegan Biden, attended the coronation of King Charles III on Saturday 6 May at Westminster Abbey in London. However, it was their yellow and blue outfits that turned heads, as many people believed the fashion choice was a potential tribute to Ukraine." Apparently, Joe's not been running the show for sometime. Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 10, 2024 06:35 PM (NFX2v) Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 06:35 PM (BAEGB) 91
I remember watching Bill Clinton's inauguration, when the band broke into a spirited rendition of "The Liberty Bell" march, which was better known as the theme song to Monty Python.
I always wondered if that was intentional, and it somebody got in trouble for it. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 10, 2024 06:35 PM (t/Ix2) 92
When Melania comes back the band should play ZZ Top Legs for her intro music.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 10, 2024 06:35 PM (xPl2J) 93
68 I missed where in the Constitution the Wife matters
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2024 06:32 PM (fwDg9) It's in the little-used Clitoral Clause of Article II. Don't be embarrassed, a lot of guys don't know about it. Posted by: The Incredible Edible Constitution at July 10, 2024 06:35 PM (+Q2I4) 94
George Soros’ son looks gayer than a bag of dicks at a Liberace Themed Tupperware party.
Posted by: Truthbomb at July 10, 2024 06:36 PM (7TdnZ) 95
QUIT PICKING ON doctor jILL !!!
Posted by: wth at July 10, 2024 06:36 PM (v0R5T) 96
This got willowed, but it is so good I had to share twice.
240 Hey, anybody want a trip to AI hell? https://www.measuringknowhow.com /easy-guide-how-to-measure -a-chamfer-accurately/ (remove linefeeds) a website I stumbled on looking for something for work. Yikes. Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 10, 2024 06:36 PM (mtCjG) 97
@69
>>"Each Day of Voting" Election Day is now Election Season. With all kinds of wild Bracketology. Or alternatively... US elections are faker and gayer than Barack and Michelle's Marriage. Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 10, 2024 06:36 PM (XV/Pl) 98
The best part is the song itself:
========================= straight out of a Benny Hill production!!!!! Those horns!!! The guys who wrote it probably had drunken bets as to who could make the worst song ever!!! Posted by: yumper at July 10, 2024 06:36 PM (phkng) 99
Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen 21h Jul 9
Women would do stupid shit like this in the hopes of not getting raped by a migrant rather than just voting for a rightwing party. Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:34 PM (Jh5b+) Choosin duh Bear. Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2024 06:36 PM (xaFKb) 100
I find it highly amusing that Biden's doctor is called Cannard.
Posted by: Decaf at July 10, 2024 06:36 PM (unUNN) 101
"Hail to the Queef" Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 10, 2024 06:36 PM (y9nCu) 102
"HAIL TO THE QUEEF"
Posted by: Sharkman at July 10, 2024 06:36 PM (/RHNq) 103
"I'm in charge, here at the White House."
Posted by: Jill Biden, channeling Zombie Alexander Haig at July 10, 2024 06:36 PM (5fDan) 104
It was composed right around the FJB meme started so even more suspect.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 10, 2024 06:36 PM (t/2Uw) 105
OK. Who heard that fanfare and thought of "The end of the Civil War was near when quite accidentally..."?
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 10, 2024 06:36 PM (zdLoL) 106
Reverend Doctor GENERAL Lady Macbeth.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 06:37 PM (BAEGB) 107
The opening notes for "Fanfare for the First Lady" sounds like clowns stepping on bicycle horns.
I rate this as: Appropriate. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 10, 2024 06:37 PM (O7YUW) 108
the humiliation Biden is experiencing right now cannot be good for his health
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:37 PM (KRtlO) 109
Breakfast Tacos Parade march Posted by: Frank Barone at July 10, 2024 06:37 PM (+oR7L) 110
Oli London @OliLondonTV Jul 8
This is a video by a city council in Finland to prevent migrant men from assaulting women. “Stop, don’t touch me there, this is my no no square.” https://tinyurl.com/2s7r2573 13 seconds I’m sure Ahmed and Mohammed will respect their no no square. Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 10, 2024 06:37 PM (t56FM) 111
>>>The opening notes for "Fanfare for the First Lady" sounds like clowns stepping on bicycle horns.
lol it sounds like a Peacock Fart Orgy Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:38 PM (KRtlO) 112
Even Gutfeld admitted that Peter Doocy is a stellar White House reporter. He even asked, where is his Pulitzer?
Posted by: Decaf at July 10, 2024 06:38 PM (unUNN) 113
Neither can all the forced public appearances, which they did not plan on doing. Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2024 06:38 PM (/iSPd) 114
The opening notes for "Fanfare for the First Lady" sounds like clowns stepping on bicycle horns.
I rate this as: Appropriate. LOL Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 06:38 PM (TcVeV) 115
It's the F-troop tune
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 10, 2024 06:38 PM (U8kCF) 116
Damn, IllTemperedCur, Great minds think alike.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 10, 2024 06:38 PM (/RHNq) 117
Biden now saying he has more stamina than Clooney because George Clooney left the fundraiser before he did. Obama is going to be
livid!!!😂😂😂😂 Posted by: Jmel at July 10, 2024 06:35 PM (bVhJi) Dude is a fucking sitcom character at this point. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 06:38 PM (BAEGB) 118
Uh, I'm pretty sure that tune is the theme from Galaxy Quest sped up.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 10, 2024 06:38 PM (CwhoI) Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:38 PM (Jh5b+) 120
108 the humiliation Biden is experiencing right now cannot be good for his health
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:37 PM (KRtlO) Silver lining of sundowning. Fucker leaves each day behind in the most literal sense. Posted by: He Ain't Aware of Anything after Lawrence Welk at July 10, 2024 06:39 PM (+Q2I4) 121
Horde Mind thread winner!
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:39 PM (Jh5b+) 122
When Melania comes back the band should play ZZ Top Legs for her intro music.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 10, 2024 06:35 PM (xPl2J) --- I'm OK with that. Trump would probably find it hilarious. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 10, 2024 06:39 PM (BpYfr) 123
“The opening notes for "Fanfare for the First Lady" sounds like clowns stepping on bicycle horns.”
I just spit kolache and espresso all over the place. Bastard. Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2024 06:39 PM (bxx1f) 124
the humiliation Biden is experiencing right now cannot be good for his health
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:37 PM (KRtlO) To his credit, Potatohead has given us some of the funniest threads ever. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 06:39 PM (TcVeV) 125
My doctor diagnosed me with a chronic case of Horde Mind... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 10, 2024 06:39 PM (y9nCu) 126
Look, we know that Joe is in terminal dementia and barely rates above corpse but for _____ (group, gender, race you identify with) Donald Trump will ____ (Kill, imprison, deport, put you in a camp). We just can't afford to risk electing him!!!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 06:39 PM (evvc2) 127
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 15h
Republican opinions are generally based on observable facts. Example: The border is not controlled as well as the majority of Americans would like. You can agree or disagree on that. Democrat opinions are based on fever dreams about Hitler that bubble up from some toxic brew of pharmaceutical products, mental health issues, and brainwashing. “He’s gonna steal my democracy and lock up Rachel Maddow!” The only way to beat that is to help the sane Democrat men escape, and let the Democrat party suffer a DEI collapse just like the Biden campaign. And that is happening. Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:40 PM (Jh5b+) Posted by: Kindltot at July 10, 2024 06:40 PM (D7oie) 129
Remember: every time they have to take biden out of his "safe space" and in front of a camera, they need to load him up with drugs. Those drugs are taking a toll. There's a price to be paid for all that Temporary Lucidity. Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2024 06:40 PM (/iSPd) 130
All this prezidenten is cutting into Joke's nap time.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 06:40 PM (5MvGY) Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 10, 2024 06:40 PM (hZc6Q) 132
Souza wept.
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 06:40 PM (fV+MH) 133
It is really hard to grasp that Jill, or anyone, has an ego that large, even with that stupid "Doctor" tacked on to her name. But it makes sense now and should have realized it was about her all along. She knew how bad Joe had become, yet she pushed, schemed, hid him, lied, using all sorts of devious tactics, especially with the media. And all and all, she probably despises and resents him because she needs him to be who she is today.
Posted by: washrivergal at July 10, 2024 06:40 PM (4SnFm) 134
Breakfast Tacos Parade march
Posted by: Frank Barone Probably would have cost tax payers less to just use La Cucaracha. Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 10, 2024 06:40 PM (WYxOs) 135
Ben Had. Whig was looking to contact you on a dead thread. He is asking Corsicana!!!
Posted by: javems at July 10, 2024 06:41 PM (dOWMF) Posted by: muldoon at July 10, 2024 06:41 PM (uCfKO) 137
Did we do the 'Hail to the Queef' joke yet?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2024 06:41 PM (IG4Id) 138
For Jill - Theme from Gilligan's Island
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 10, 2024 06:41 PM (NtVYv) 139
Saw one meme today that compared Dr Jill to Cersei Lannister.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 10, 2024 06:41 PM (t/2Uw) 140
What's that song that silent lucidity? Weird Al should do a song "Temporary Lucidity" about a drugged-up biden ironically rapidly aging from anti-aging drugs. Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2024 06:42 PM (/iSPd) 141
Shit sounds like the national anthem of a small east african republic that only lasted about forty-three hours until the entire government was shot.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 06:42 PM (BAEGB) 142
Maybe they are trying to kill him.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 10, 2024 06:42 PM (qZEuM) 143
132 Souza wept.
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 06:40 PM (fV+MH) Written by Sussy, not Souza. Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2024 06:42 PM (xaFKb) 144
Did we do the 'Hail to the Queef' joke yet?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2024 06:41 PM (IG4Id) Alas, but yes. Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 10, 2024 06:42 PM (TcVeV) 145
For Jill - Theme from Gilligan's Island
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 10, 2024 06:41 PM (NtVYv) Or The Prisoner Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 10, 2024 06:42 PM (NtVYv) 146
64 Dead Man's Party Oingo Boingo
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 06:32 PM (IyPmt) ------------------------------------ That song is forever linked in my mind to Rodney Dangerfield and "Back To School" Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 10, 2024 06:42 PM (F4bAW) 147
"I'd love to play one of those combat sousaphones!"
You the famous piccolo part from Sousa's Stars and Stripes forever? Happens about 3 minutes in. The Marine Band tubists are expected to play that. It's part of their show. The time I saw them the guy came out front and did dance steps while playing it. Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 10, 2024 06:42 PM (MeG8a) 148
Biden does not know what is going on and his familydoes not care. Democrats do not care.
They want power, prestige and glory. And America is the loser. Dems are in a very abusive and narcissistic relationship with their leaders and the legacy Dem media. They believe the lies, the gaslighting and the “orange Man bad” theory with all their hearts. I don’t know how to make them open their eyes and leave the abuse. I don’t think they want to, because they have been brain washed to believe Republicans and Norman Americans are evil. Posted by: Czech Chick at July 10, 2024 06:43 PM (fpVC1) 149
82 KJP looks depressed. Like she's about to give up.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 10, 2024 06:34 PM (iRX3h) It must be daunting to go face that press corps every day, knowing that everything you tell them is absurd. But, the money and fame must also make up for it. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 10, 2024 06:43 PM (OX9vb) 150
Saw one meme today that compared Dr Jill to Cersei Lannister.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 10, 2024 06:41 PM (t/2Uw)[/i[ Cersei Lannister was hot. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 06:43 PM (TcVeV) 151
Javems, he did indeed. I look forward to meeting him and his wife.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 06:43 PM (5MvGY) 152
“ Hail to the (Secret) Chief: Status-Obsessed Social Climber and Elder Abuser "Doctor" Jill Biden Demanded That Marine Corps Band Write a New Piece of Music to Introduce Her”
James Sanderson just woke up from the dead and punched himself in the face. Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2024 06:43 PM (bxx1f) 153
Clooney’s wife, a muzzie, is an international “human rights” lawyer. You know the arrest warrant issued for Netanayahu by the international court? Guess who was instrumental in making that happen? Yep, Amal Clooney.
That’s who Biden’s friends are. Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 10, 2024 06:43 PM (t56FM) 154
Slow down Turkey in the Straw to march pace and play it with the full brass band and snare drums.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 06:43 PM (evvc2) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 06:43 PM (TcVeV) Posted by: SS at July 10, 2024 06:43 PM (xlrNs) 157
Can tell a lot about a man by the company he keeps.
Look at Melania, Eric, Ivanka and even Don Jr. Now look at Jill and Hunter. Posted by: ... at July 10, 2024 06:43 PM (lX8VI) 158
The Gypsy Rose Lee Theme.
Posted by: davidt at July 10, 2024 06:43 PM (SYTee) 159
136. Excellent
🤣😏😈 Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 10, 2024 06:44 PM (NFX2v) 160
Bowie: Queen Bitch
Posted by: Tom Perry at July 10, 2024 06:44 PM (MX0bI) 161
I wonder what kind of bribe or threat it would take to get Jill to stop dragging the husk of her meal ticket through the election.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 10, 2024 06:44 PM (8M2ZH) 162
"Saw one meme today that compared Dr Jill to Cersei Lannister.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)" Was she the mean one, or the other mean one? Or the sneaky mean one? Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 06:44 PM (fV+MH) Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2024 06:44 PM (/iSPd) 164
Fanfare for a First Lady is the Chocolate Rain of military marches
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:44 PM (KRtlO) 165
DOCTOR Jill's second mistake was approving that tuneless piece of crap music.
Posted by: Gref at July 10, 2024 06:44 PM (5fDan) Posted by: Just Lily at July 10, 2024 06:44 PM (R7XIf) 167
67 Jill's X says so
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2024 06:45 PM (fwDg9) 168
Easy to play.
Posted by: Le Pétomane at July 10, 2024 06:45 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 10, 2024 06:45 PM (l5Q05) 170
Rep. Anna Paulina Luna @RepLuna Jul 7
.@RamsteinAirBase, care to comment? You may think you have outsmarted Congress, but lucky for you & the rest of the DOD, service members are tired of this garbage. I look forward to calling your commanding officer to DC, where they can explain to Congress and myself why they think they are above the law. You’re all on notice. https://tinyurl.com/mrytj6f4 screencap DC_Draino @DC_Draino Jul 7 Biden’s hijacked military is now rebranding their DEI programs as “Organizational Culture Program” to avoid political backlash Make no mistake, this is racial wokeness in our military and it must be stopped Make sure everybody knows what DEI has mutated into: OCP Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:45 PM (Jh5b+) 171
162 "Saw one meme today that compared Dr Jill to Cersei Lannister.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)" Was she the mean one, or the other mean one? Or the sneaky mean one? Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 06:44 PM (fV+MH) The one who was fucking one of her own family members, appropriately enough. Posted by: Buncha Incestuous Neartards at July 10, 2024 06:45 PM (+Q2I4) 172
I think this proves that adrenochrome isn't real
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:45 PM (KRtlO) 173
What I love is that at the end of his half century political career, which should be the apex of a life of accomplishment, the thing he has dreamt of since his days as flankerback, he is reduced to a laughingstock punchline and the worst stuttering clusterfuck of failure our country has ever seen.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 06:46 PM (evvc2) Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2024 06:46 PM (xaFKb) 175
108 the humiliation Biden is experiencing right now cannot be good for his health
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:37 PM (KRtlO) No evidence I'm aware of indicates he knows what's going on. Jill and the kids might be getting a kick out of it, though. Posted by: Auspex at July 10, 2024 06:46 PM (j4U/Z) 176
I don't know how much HIPAA is enforced but you can bet HIPAA would be ruthlessly enforced against any Doctor who saw Joe and then talked.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (tT6L1) 177
>>>>>Saw one meme today that compared Dr Jill to Cersei Lannister.
Let's parade her naked through the streets and pelt her with garbage. Posted by: Mark1971 at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (xPl2J) 178
Cersei Lannister was hot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43 Not that part. I think sleazy conniving witch was more the point. Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (t/2Uw) 179
George Soros’ son looks gayer than a bag of dicks at a Liberace Themed Tupperware party.
Posted by: Truthbomb They'll have kids via surrogate thus making sure the Soros line does not disappear. Posted by: Tuna at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (oaGWv) Posted by: anachronda at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (oY6Yp) 181
Baby Stem Cells
HGH L-Dopa Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2024 06:44 PM (/iSPd) Probably a lot of young virgins blood transfusions as well Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (NtVYv) 182
I would like to think living on lies, having to keep them straight and constantly making up new lies would wear a person out to mental exhaustion
But think Raggity Karine might not Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (fwDg9) 183
Let's parade her naked through the streets and pelt her with garbage.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (xPl2J) Oh, suuuure let's give her her own song AND a new wardrobe! Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (BAEGB) 184
149 82 KJP looks depressed. Like she's about to give up.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 10, 2024 06:34 PM (iRX3h) It must be daunting to go face that press corps every day, knowing that everything you tell them is absurd. But, the money and fame must also make up for it. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 10, 2024 06:43 PM (OX9vb) ——— Well she signed up to be the lying mouthpiece for a corrupt, evil old bastard. I’d say I’m sorry for her but she chose her path. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (72sJq) 185
Dude is a fucking sitcom character at this point
_____. Check out Fresh Prez of DC with Kyle Dunnigan on the Utoob. Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (8M2ZH) 186
81 I hope the Marines came up with something that can be played on kazoos and slide whistles.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 06:34 PM (TcVeV) ---- You have something against vuvuzelas? Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e una marcia insipida at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (qfLjt) 187
A suggestion. La Cucaracha might be appropriate.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2024 06:48 PM (pohLc) 188
Are you down with OCP, ya you know me....
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 10, 2024 06:48 PM (qZEuM) 189
I think this proves that adrenochrome isn't real
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:45 PM (KRtlO) Unless they stopped giving it to him as part of the op.... Posted by: ... at July 10, 2024 06:48 PM (lX8VI) 190
Cat Ass Trophy, the old adage of 'be careful what you wish for ' applies here
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 06:48 PM (5MvGY) 191
That woman is severely déclassé.
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2024 06:48 PM (V13WU) 192
The government told Twitter to suspend DC_Drano, and Twitter complied. But SCOUTS says he has no standing to sue the government because it wasn't the government who suspended his twitter account.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 06:48 PM (evvc2) Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2024 06:48 PM (Cus5s) 194
182 I would like to think living on lies, having to keep them straight and constantly making up new lies would wear a person out to mental exhaustion
But think Raggity Karine might not Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (fwDg9) It's only hard if you care about being good at it. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 06:48 PM (BAEGB) 195
Does Hillary still get to bang Huma now that she’s “engaged”?
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 10, 2024 06:49 PM (t56FM) Posted by: robocop at July 10, 2024 06:49 PM (oY6Yp) 197
My entrance song would be a squad of those Celtic war horns.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 10, 2024 06:49 PM (hZc6Q) 198
It must be daunting to go face that press corps every day, knowing that everything you tell them is absurd.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 10, 2024 06:43 PM (OX9vb) I doubt it's an issue. She's doing her job. Lying is in her blood or it wouldn't be her job. Posted by: ... at July 10, 2024 06:49 PM (lX8VI) 199
Fanfare For the Common Tramp
Posted by: A. Copland at July 10, 2024 06:49 PM (63Dwl) 200
187 A suggestion. La Cucaracha might be appropriate.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2024 06:48 PM (pohLc) La breakfast ta-CO La breakfast ta-CO Daaa daa dadadada.... Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 06:50 PM (BAEGB) 201
I'd like to remind everyone KJP is not the dumbest person in those press conferences.
Remember the press corp was shocked to find out how bad off Joe is. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 10, 2024 06:50 PM (tT6L1) 202
177 >>>>>Saw one meme today that compared Dr Jill to Cersei Lannister.
Let's parade her naked through the streets and pelt her with garbage. Posted by: Mark1971 Does that mean Joe is going to get whacked by his drug addled son with a crossbow while taking a dump? Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 10, 2024 06:50 PM (FmapG) 203
AC/DC - Giving the Dog a Bone
Posted by: Kratwurst at July 10, 2024 06:50 PM (fcDpY) Posted by: JQ at July 10, 2024 06:50 PM (njWTi) 205
194 182 I would like to think living on lies, having to keep them straight and constantly making up new lies would wear a person out to mental exhaustion
But think Raggity Karine might not Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (fwDg9) It's only hard if you care about being good at it. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 06:48 PM (BAEGB) She also appears to be pretty stupid. Stupidity can function as a kind of impenetrable armor in these situations. Posted by: Self-Awareness is not KJP's Hallmark at July 10, 2024 06:51 PM (+Q2I4) 206
Let's face it, The Imperial March is the best entry fanfare evah. Which is what I would prefer....
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2024 06:51 PM (V13WU) 207
Xipe. I had the same thought at #79. I'll.buy the beer.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 06:51 PM (5MvGY) 208
I met a jazz drummer about 30 years ago who had just finished a term with The Marine Band. He did not know how to use a "drum stool"; sat on a straight-backed chair. Damn, that guy was good.
I will drive across a mid-sized city to hear a real military band play Sousa. Rock'n'roll does not belong at a sporting event. I am an old string band devotee and find E-flat and B-flat a tiresome chore. Nevertheless. America's music, and KMA. Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 10, 2024 06:51 PM (zdLoL) 209
The band of the UK's Royal Marines is very good too. Look for any of their stuff on YouTube.
Sample [although with massed bands] https://tinyurl.com/2p975n8n 3:31 minutes Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:51 PM (Jh5b+) 210
KJP will land a sweet gig at msnbc once this is all over. That’s the payoff and why they do it.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 10, 2024 06:51 PM (t56FM) 211
187 A suggestion. La Cucaracha might be appropriate.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2024 06:48 PM (pohLc) Lockin in duh Hispanic Vote!!!! Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2024 06:52 PM (xaFKb) 212
176 I don't know how much HIPAA is enforced but you can bet HIPAA would be ruthlessly enforced against any Doctor who saw Joe and then talked.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (tT6L1) HIPPA is only used as a cudgel against physicians with a conscience that try to be a whistleblower when other demented physicians want to illegally cut up children and give them "puberty blockers." The eff bee eye would come to that Drs house like they did the physician from Texas that told on the children's hospital. Posted by: CaliGirl at July 10, 2024 06:52 PM (CmlIW) 213
207 Xipe. I had the same thought at #79. I'll.buy the beer.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 06:51 PM (5MvGY) Hive mind! Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2024 06:52 PM (pohLc) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 10, 2024 06:52 PM (0+xja) Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 06:53 PM (fV+MH) 216
THE BITCH IS BACK
Posted by: Gregory Snow at July 10, 2024 06:53 PM (CeB0d) 217
It’s already written. “ Mean Mistreater”, Grand Funk Railroad “.
Posted by: Redenzo at July 10, 2024 06:53 PM (V/pbu) 218
SpaceX
Today's launch moved to tomorrow. Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e una marcia insipida ... at July 10, 2024 06:53 PM (qfLjt) 219
Hail to the Retard's Whore
Posted by: ... at July 10, 2024 06:53 PM (lX8VI) Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2024 06:54 PM (/iSPd) 221
Shes got a ticket to ride.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2024 06:54 PM (pohLc) 222
oh, yah. KJP alone checks 10 minority boxes. And that includes idiot supreme.
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2024 06:54 PM (V13WU) 223
I thought Ctrl and the +/- keys were universal zooms? Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2024 06:54 PM (/iSPd) 224
"Does that mean Joe is going to get whacked by his drug addled son with a crossbow while taking a dump?"
Damn that guy can write. Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 06:54 PM (fV+MH) 225
absolutely mad with power
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 10, 2024 06:54 PM (XLfSN) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2024 06:55 PM (d9fT1) 227
btw, use Brave Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2024 06:55 PM (/iSPd) 228
Soros spawn is worth billions and the best he can do is a used car Huma? Such a gamma loser.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 10, 2024 06:55 PM (A2E7p) 229
If anyone could pull it off it's the President's Own Marine Band. It's very tough to get accepted.
Why? It's a sweet gig. You get paid to practice. But ya still gotta go thru Basic. Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 10, 2024 06:31 PM I used to set up auditions for the Navy band when I was doing follow up recruiting stuff at RTC Great Lakes. I must have sent 100 guys over there for auditions in the 4 years I was doing special projects. IIRC only 1 guy got accepted. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 10, 2024 06:55 PM (QNSds) 230
How about.... "Baby Gots back".......
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 10, 2024 06:55 PM (VYql4) 231
Plays first few notes of Fanfare for the First Lady:
"Who dost dare to awaken me from my eternal slumber!" - raging Evil Norse God. Posted by: Boswell at July 10, 2024 06:55 PM (K+UlC) 232
Opera is China, no ?
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2024 06:55 PM (V13WU) 233
I think it was Stephen Greene over at PJ that noticed the song they came up with was suspiciously like the theme of F-Troop.
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at July 10, 2024 06:56 PM (zdYK9) 234
Does that mean Joe is going to get whacked by his drug addled son with a crossbow while taking a dump?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 10, 2024 06:50 PM (FmapG) --- I'd say nothing is off the table at this point. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 10, 2024 06:56 PM (BpYfr) 235
This is why you don't let grasping white trash anywhere near the White House. I'm surprised she hasn't invited all the Real Housewives for a state dinner
Posted by: UGAdawg at July 10, 2024 06:56 PM (tRd71) Posted by: JQ at July 10, 2024 06:56 PM (njWTi) Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 06:56 PM (fV+MH) 238
Whoever suggested, in another thread, that they base DOCTOR Jill's song on the marching cadence known as "Charlotte the Harlot, the Devil Dog Whore" was just brilliant.
Posted by: PabloD at July 10, 2024 06:56 PM (z5sZF) 239
Does that mean Joe is going to get whacked by his drug addled son with a crossbow while taking a dump?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 10, 2024 06:50 PM The bacon wont be crispy at halftime unless someone takes a swing at a pineapple with a chainsaw. Posted by: Joe (Big Guy) Biden at July 10, 2024 06:56 PM (QNSds) 240
Evil Woman
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2024 06:57 PM (pohLc) 241
Latrine's "wife" is gonna have to use the special srap- on and extra lube tonight.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 06:57 PM (5MvGY) Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 06:57 PM (fV+MH) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2024 06:57 PM (d9fT1) 244
"IIRC only 1 guy got accepted."
The service bands have come a long way since the days when, to audition a drummer, if they knew how to hold the sticks, they were in. Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 10, 2024 06:58 PM (MeG8a) 245
Is this news, or did I just miss the announcement earlier? I mean, with Biden's implosion dominating the news, now would be a good time to slip another failure under the radar:
The United States military’s temporary pier in Gaza is set to be permanently removed as soon as next week, according to U.S. officials. The pier, which was built to facilitate the delivery of humanitarian aid to the Palestinians in Gaza, has been plagued by problems from the beginning, including bad weather, security concerns, and difficulties getting aid to those in need. The pier, which has been in operation for fewer than 20 days, will be reconnected to the Gaza coastline one more time to deliver any remaining humanitarian aid in Cyprus and on the floating dock several miles offshore. Once the remaining aid is delivered, the pier is expected to be disassembled and removed from the coast of Gaza. Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 10, 2024 06:58 PM (ycI94) 246
For the First Lady - Rolling Stones "Bitch" or maybe Deep Purple "Burn".
Ted's "Stranglehold" is a good suggestion from earlier. Posted by: Some Stupid With A Flaregun at July 10, 2024 06:58 PM (DBsJp) 247
203 AC/DC - Giving the Dog a Bone
Posted by: Kratwurst at July 10, 2024 06:50 PM (fcDpY) ---- So you're calling Dr Dr Jill a dog? And she's getting boned? ... wait, ... Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e una cagna at July 10, 2024 06:58 PM (qfLjt) 248
"Stop, don't touch me there, this is my no no square."
Ace, I hate you for this. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2024 06:57 PM (d9fT1) ------------- This is a problem? Posted by: baby shark at July 10, 2024 06:58 PM (tT6L1) 249
Between Maxine Water's wig not being positioned for success, and the Fanfare, I've had about all the internet fun for the day.
Did they make it horrible out of spite? It sounds like a nightly news theme. Posted by: sal at July 10, 2024 06:58 PM (y7DxH) 250
Would be sad if as Biden enters, by some awful mistake they play Marche Funèbre, yes ?
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2024 06:59 PM (V13WU) 251
Trailer Park Woman
Posted by: wth at July 10, 2024 06:59 PM (v0R5T) 252
This is why you don't let grasping white trash anywhere near the White House.
Posted by: UGAdawg at July 10, 2024 06:56 PM (tRd71) That ship sailed on January 20th, 1993. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2024 06:59 PM (d9fT1) 253
Soros spawn is worth billions and the best he can do is a used car Huma? Such a gamma loser.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 10, 2024 06:55 PM (A2E7p) It's an arranged marriage between noble families. Chelsea got sold off long ago to some mook nobody, so Soros' nazi bastard crotch-drippings had to settle for the scullery maid who got promoted. So what if their own bastard whelps bear the bar sinister. There will still be feasting and parades in Dis. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 06:59 PM (BAEGB) 254
Benji Gregory, who starred as Brian Tanner on the sitcom ALF, has died at 46
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 10, 2024 06:59 PM (xPl2J) 255
it sounds like a Peacock Fart Orgy
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:38 PM (KRtlO) That's wonderfully terrible. *laughs* Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 10, 2024 06:59 PM (O7YUW) 256
"Soros spawn is worth billions and the best he can do is a used car Huma? Such a gamma loser."
Maybe it is more about the Marriage to the Islamic Caliphate ... or some such thang. Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2024 06:59 PM (Cus5s) 257
I guarantee she has never heard of Motorhead or Three 6 Mafia, or watched WWE.
If I were in charge of the Marine band they'd be playing "The Game" (Triple H's entrance music) or maybe "Somebody's Gon' Get It" (Mark Henry's) for Doctor Jill. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2024 06:59 PM (0FoWg) 258
Black Sabbath; Digital Bitch
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 10, 2024 06:59 PM (hZc6Q) 259
So what if their own bastard whelps bear the bar sinister. There will still be feasting and parades in Dis.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 06:59 PM (BAEGB) She's 48 Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 07:00 PM (IyPmt) 260
"I think this proves that adrenochrome isn't real
Posted by: ace " Have you heard about the guy getting young Norwegian marrow cell injections? Posted by: The ground at July 10, 2024 07:00 PM (vFG9F) 261
"Once the remaining aid is delivered, the pier is expected to be disassembled and removed from the coast of Gaza."
These assholes can't even be helped. They suck so bad their allies can't even help them. Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 07:01 PM (fV+MH) 262
Off dirty sock
Posted by: fd at July 10, 2024 07:01 PM (vFG9F) 263
....if Clooney had ballz he's pay somebody off to do it...I heard that he is quite a prankster (as far as low brow pranks go, he is the best!)
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2024 07:01 PM (V13WU) 264
I’d say I’m sorry for her but she chose her path.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (72sJq) Oh, 100% agree. But I guess she's earning her pay. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 10, 2024 07:01 PM (OX9vb) 265
There is too much good news for us lately.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 10, 2024 07:01 PM (qUkBO) 266
68 I missed where in the Constitution the Wife matters
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2024 06:32 PM (fwDg9) ______ Read it. It emanates from the penumbra. Everyone knows that. Right next to the right of the President to use your taxes to pay off worthless students' loans. Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 07:01 PM (1bNHn) 267
the fanfare should be renamed "Too Many Beans In The Cafeteria Casserole"
Posted by: gKWVE at July 10, 2024 07:01 PM (gKWVE) 268
Continuing the discussion about Trump's VP:
As I mentioned, Trump said today that the restrictive abortion law Burgum signed in ND "is a little bit of a problem." I suspect that's Trumpspeak for, "He's outta here!" What was the mob movie with the line, "You did insult him a little bit"? Posted by: mnw at July 10, 2024 07:01 PM (NLIak) 269
She's 48
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 07:00 PM (IyPmt) Oh, like they won't just go harvest some Namibian or something.... Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 07:01 PM (BAEGB) 270
Have we suggested “ The Bitch is Back” by Sir Elton yet??
Posted by: tubal at July 10, 2024 07:02 PM (PCK5/) 271
Perusing articles below, and I came up with just one question:
Will Dr Mrs Homewrecker Jill wear black lace pantyhose to Joe's funeral? Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 10, 2024 07:02 PM (Rbu5d) 272
206 Let's face it, The Imperial March is the best entry fanfare evah. Which is what I would prefer....
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2024 06:51 PM (V13WU) Not bad. Here's another one I like, but it is repetitive. A French military march. I first heard it watching the film "Waterloo" starring Rod Steiger. It plays when the main French infantry attack goes forward. https://tinyurl.com/2s4ba5dv Posted by: Gref at July 10, 2024 07:03 PM (5fDan) 273
I want them to show me one, just one, American citizen who is totally, 100% unable to get a government issued photo ID.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 07:03 PM (evvc2) 274
She's 48. Not in muzzlim years.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 07:03 PM (5MvGY) 275
265 There is too much good news for us lately.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 10, 2024 07:01 PM (qUkBO) ______ "the people of Crete unfortunately make more history than they can consume locally." - Saki Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 07:03 PM (1bNHn) 276
Hey, I heard the Queen of England gets free jewels as part of her deal. Is America going to be second best to some lousy little country like England? We should have First Lady Jewels too! It's only right.
Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden, America's caregiver at July 10, 2024 07:03 PM (xTwVZ) 277
Now seems like an apt time to ask this; if you folks were major league hitters, what's your walk out song?
Mine is "Whole lotta Rosie" or "aenema" by Tool. Posted by: UGAdawg at July 10, 2024 07:03 PM (tRd71) 278
The WH has confirmed that FJB was the 4th person at a January meeting that included three doctors, one a Parkinson's specialist. The three doctors were listed in the visitor's log and by some giant OOOPSY FJB was not listed.
I am leaning towards thinking the Biden's did this intentionally to cover up Scranton Schmo is falling apart faster than wet Chicom sheet rock. Drip, Drip, Drip, Drip - the dam of silence is about to burst. Posted by: Altaria Pilgram aka The Artist Formerly Known As Lost In Space. at July 10, 2024 07:04 PM (RUmyk) 279
I just watched the trailer for Time Bandits ...
Taiko Wahiti isn't fit to ... Well better keep it family friendly. ... service David French's wife. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:04 PM (M8Yhc) Posted by: UGAdawg at July 10, 2024 07:04 PM (tRd71) 281
Climate Defiance @Climate Defiance on X
BIG UPDATE: We will converge on Wilmington. We will engage in a historic action at the Biden campaign HQ. We will not leave. To beat Trump we must replace Biden. Period. Full stop. 7/9/24 from Earth. ------ Just stay home. Obviously, unfamiliar with "Wilmington" in the evening. Tried by Sunrise Movement in February, unsuccessfully. Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 10, 2024 07:04 PM (NFX2v) Posted by: JQ at July 10, 2024 07:05 PM (njWTi) 283
Seems to me being Soros spawn wouldn't be a badge of honor.
I also wonder about Huma. You'd think being the son of Daddy Warbucks would mean plenty of eligible young women ready to bear children to continue the Soros name. Is Alex so beaten down he believes he can't do any better? Or, is it an arranged marriage? Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 10, 2024 07:05 PM (tT6L1) 284
"btw, use Brave
Posted by: Soothsayer " Will do. I use Firefox which works fine. Just trying out the others. Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 07:05 PM (fV+MH) Posted by: mnw at July 10, 2024 07:05 PM (NLIak) 286
Now now, we are not Doctors… we should not be diagnosing Joe, from afar…
Posted by: tubal at July 10, 2024 07:05 PM (PCK5/) 287
So...the "Big Guy" is really Jilly?
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 10, 2024 07:05 PM (Rbu5d) 288
Marche Slave, hands down, for my entrance music.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2024 07:05 PM (0FoWg) 289
The Bidet Administration, strong like Tofu Construction!
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:05 PM (M8Yhc) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 07:05 PM (evvc2) 291
28 Bow, bow to the Fraulein Doktor Jill!
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 06:27 PM (1bNHn) Does she keep a little list? Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 10, 2024 07:06 PM (Rbu5d) 292
"Walk," by Pantera would be a cool full marching band piece, too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2024 07:07 PM (0FoWg) 293
A 3.16 carat diamond worth $80,000 wasn't enough?
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 10, 2024 07:07 PM (NFX2v) 294
Disney villains have some memorable tunes. Cruella de Ville's theme would fit Jill well.
Posted by: Musical Moron at July 10, 2024 07:07 PM (ycI94) 295
"Fanfare for the First Lady" Chuck E. Cheese's lawyers will be in touch, for infringement / royalties. Posted by: Arbalest at July 10, 2024 07:07 PM (FlRtG) 296
I wonder if a horse whinnies in the background every time Dr. Jill's name is mentioned?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 10, 2024 07:07 PM (tT6L1) 297
Money Talks, AC/DC…
Posted by: tubal at July 10, 2024 07:07 PM (PCK5/) 298
I wish they would play Yackety Sax whenever Joe shows up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2024 07:07 PM (wyMQY) Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e molto grasso at July 10, 2024 07:07 PM (qfLjt) 300
tubal, a Parkinsons specialist said this morning he could diagnose Joke from across a mall
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 07:07 PM (5MvGY) 301
He's ghey and so is Humid
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 10, 2024 07:08 PM (l5Q05) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:08 PM (M8Yhc) Posted by: mnw at July 10, 2024 07:08 PM (NLIak) 304
Who gave Biden the power to ban menthols cigarettes?
Posted by: Max Power at July 10, 2024 07:08 PM (q177U) 305
300 tubal, a Parkinsons specialist said this morning he could diagnose Joke from across a mall
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 07:07 PM (5MvGY) Heh… love it.. Posted by: tubal at July 10, 2024 07:08 PM (PCK5/) 306
250 Would be sad if as Biden enters, by some awful mistake they play Marche Funèbre, yes ?
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2024 06:59 PM (V13WU) "Funeral March of a Marionette" aka the Alfred Hitchcock theme. Posted by: sal at July 10, 2024 07:08 PM (y7DxH) 307
"the people of Crete unfortunately make more history than they can consume locally."
- Saki We were making history before anyone could even write our history, bitchez Posted by: the Minoans at July 10, 2024 07:08 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: Dr jill at July 10, 2024 07:08 PM (njWTi) 309
The bacon wont be crispy at halftime unless someone takes a swing at a pineapple with a chainsaw.
Posted by: Joe (Big Guy) Biden at July 10, 2024 06:56 PM (QNSds) ________ Are we planning to invade Normandy again? The wet hen doesn't fly at night. Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 07:09 PM (1bNHn) 310
* sends Blake a triple cheeseburger *
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 07:09 PM (5MvGY) 311
Don't listen to the haters, Joe. Dig in. It's your nomination, don't let them steal it!
Posted by: JackStraw at July 10, 2024 07:09 PM (9vZ70) 312
"Killer Queen," perhaps?
Posted by: mnw at July 10, 2024 07:09 PM (NLIak) 313
311 Don't listen to the haters, Joe. Dig in. It's your nomination, don't let them steal it!
Posted by: JackStraw at July 10, 2024 07:09 PM (9vZ70) What Jack says…. Posted by: tubal at July 10, 2024 07:09 PM (PCK5/) Posted by: Auspex at July 10, 2024 07:10 PM (j4U/Z) 315
Who gave Biden the power to ban menthols cigarettes?
Posted by: Max Power Who has standing to sue him? Cigarettes are harmful. Biden kept you from being harmed. No harm, no standing. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 07:10 PM (evvc2) 316
Is she dynamite with the laser beams?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:10 PM (M8Yhc) 317
"Don't listen to the haters, Joe. Dig in. It's your nomination, don't let them steal it!
Posted by: JackStraw" Git em Joe! Don't be a pussy! Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 07:10 PM (fV+MH) 318
The Wicked With of the West theme from Wizard of Oz.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 10, 2024 07:11 PM (R7XIf) Posted by: JackStraw at July 10, 2024 07:11 PM (9vZ70) Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 10, 2024 07:11 PM (tT6L1) 321
199 Fanfare For the Common Tramp
Posted by: A. Copland We already did something like that. https://youtu.be/mQ_k_VG6Syc?si=hAUMtg7udbmxywKM Posted by: The Tubes at July 10, 2024 07:12 PM (FmapG) 322
All together now--Hell No I Won't Go" chant for Jkke
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 07:12 PM (5MvGY) 323
Has anyone explained what's going on with the left side of Joe's chin? It seems to have taken on a life of its own.
https://tinyurl.com/4cduskxf Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 07:12 PM (TcVeV) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:13 PM (M8Yhc) 325
Oh man, can we start calling somebody the Wicked Width of the West now?
I don't care who. Whoopi Goldberg. Whatever. I just want this to be in the common vernacular and I'm not too proud to beg. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 07:13 PM (BAEGB) Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 10, 2024 07:13 PM (w6EFb) 327
Kvetchen Gretchen is the Wicked Queen of the North
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:14 PM (M8Yhc) Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e molto grasso. at July 10, 2024 07:14 PM (qfLjt) 329
Hall and Oates "Maneater", obviously
Posted by: gKWVE at July 10, 2024 07:14 PM (gKWVE) 330
Is Alex so beaten down he believes he can't do any better? Or, is it an arranged marriage?
Posted by: blake Our arranged marriages ended, poorly. Posted by: 1913 Euro Empires at July 10, 2024 07:14 PM (FmapG) 331
323 Has anyone explained what's going on with the left side of Joe's chin? It seems to have taken on a life of its own.
https://tinyurl.com/4cduskxf Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 07:12 PM (TcVeV) Silicon implants in aged skin? No elasticity. Posted by: sal at July 10, 2024 07:14 PM (y7DxH) 332
Joey should have been singing to Jill, "Leave me alone! I'm a married man, if you push me too far I just might!"
Or maybe for Jill "American woman, get away from me!" Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:16 PM (M8Yhc) 333
Cicero, his botox is slipping.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 07:16 PM (5MvGY) 334
While I feel sorry for whoever had to come up with that composition, it was pretty lame. Only lasted 30 seconds and apparently they didn't even have a chance to learn it.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 10, 2024 07:16 PM (w6EFb) 335
oh, if only, 202
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 10, 2024 07:16 PM (MKEsG) 336
Dr. Caligiri or Dr. Candiru would have been too revealing.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:17 PM (M8Yhc) 337
Democrats: The great replacement theory is a rightwing conspiracy theory.
Same Democrats: Vote 198 - 5 against a bill requiring US citizenship to vote in federal elections. Posted by: JackStraw at July 10, 2024 07:17 PM (9vZ70) Posted by: Just Lily at July 10, 2024 07:17 PM (R7XIf) 339
Has anyone suggested The Bitch is Back from Elyon John?
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2024 07:17 PM (fwDg9) 340
"He's demented."
"He's not demented! ... ok fine, he's a little demented, but it's fine!" "Now his chinballs are sloughing off." "No they're not, they're.... wait, what?..... oh, for fuck's sakes...." Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 07:17 PM (BAEGB) 341
299 Pritzker reinforces support for Biden as others remain unsure:
https://tinyurl.com/2ms2ej86 Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e molto grasso at July 10, 2024 07:07 PM (qfLjt) The Dems know that if they attempt to to force Biden out and fail, Mean and Vicious Old Joe will do everything he can to make their lives hell for however long he remains in office afterward. IRS audits, 3 am no-knock FBI and DEA raids, you name it. Will the DeepState Organs follow Joe's vengeance orders? We may find out. Posted by: Gref at July 10, 2024 07:17 PM (5fDan) 342
You're a mean one Mrs. Grinch
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2024 07:17 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 10, 2024 07:17 PM (uxCna) 344
Does that mean Joe is going to get whacked by his drug addled son with a crossbow while taking a dump?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 10, 2024 06:50 PM (FmapG) ______ Bingo! Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 07:18 PM (1bNHn) 345
Are menthol cigarettes significantly more deadly than non-menthol? And what about those dreadful clove cigarettes? Yeah, I useta smoke them, because I thought I was hip.
Anyway, why single out one cigarette over another for banning? Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 10, 2024 07:18 PM (OX9vb) Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 10, 2024 07:18 PM (RIvkX) 347
Multiple studies have shown that arranged marriages are no more, or less, successful than non-arranged marriages (you know, the kind where the kids F things up all by themselves).
Posted by: mnw at July 10, 2024 07:19 PM (NLIak) 348
Is George Clooney still staring at goats?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:19 PM (M8Yhc) 349
Scientists at The University of Texas Health Science Center at San Antonio have created a humanized mouse
Posted by: andycanuck It's about time the research went in this direction. We've got enough mousenized humans in the GOPe. Posted by: mikeski at July 10, 2024 07:19 PM (DgGvY) 350
{323} Has anyone explained what's going on with the left side of Joe's chin? It seems to have taken on a life of its own.
https://tinyurl.com/4cduskxf Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 07:12 PM (TcVeV) Start the reactor, free Mars! Posted by: Kuato at July 10, 2024 07:19 PM (O7YUW) 351
345 I've heard that menthol is worse for your lungs, but I don't know the research.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 10, 2024 07:19 PM (w6EFb) 352
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 10, 2024 07:05 PM (tT6L1)
He’s gay AF brah. Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 10, 2024 07:19 PM (eZwyX) 353
SanFranpsycho, Clooney is bemoaning all those millions he just pissed away.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 07:20 PM (5MvGY) 354
Anyway, why single out one cigarette over another for banning?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 10, 2024 07:18 PM (OX9vb) Pretty sure the "logic" is menthol makes cigarettes taste good, therefore more people smoke them, therefore menthol cigarettes must be banned. Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 10, 2024 07:20 PM (hB7mE) 355
The Dems know that if they attempt to to force Biden out and fail, Mean and Vicious Old Joe will do everything he can to make their lives hell for however long he remains in office afterward.
Amal Clooney is working with the International Criminal Court to prosecute Israeli leaders. Working with the ICC happens to be illegal under US law, passed when the ICC was going to go after Americans who served in Afghanistan. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 10, 2024 07:20 PM (uxCna) 356
348 Is George Clooney still staring at goats?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:19 PM (M8Yhc) ------- Have you seen his wife? Posted by: Just Lily at July 10, 2024 07:20 PM (R7XIf) 357
I think "First Call" played by a quintet of kazooists would have been appropriate.
The actual composition sounds like the theme of a second-rate British sitcom. Posted by: Paco at July 10, 2024 07:20 PM (njExo) 358
ARC
Please I do not want to even entertain for a millisecond Jill and Whoopi and Ana Navvaro and Lizzo trying to grind to "Lady Marmalade." Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:20 PM (M8Yhc) 359
Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer has officially signed the WORST election overhaul bill into law. This law will stop local officials from conducting recounts to investigate fraud and when fraud occurs, they have to call on the George Soros DAs & Attorney General
https://tinyurl.com/t4e6zpa8 Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e la strega del nord at July 10, 2024 07:20 PM (qfLjt) 360
Any theme music from Predator, Alien, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Friday the 13th, etc.
Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at July 10, 2024 07:21 PM (Yu9pI) 361
359 Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer has officially signed the WORST election overhaul bill into law. This law will stop local officials from conducting recounts to investigate fraud and when fraud occurs, they have to call on the George Soros DAs & Attorney General
https://tinyurl.com/t4e6zpa8 Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e la strega del nord at July 10, 2024 07:20 PM (qfLjt) "When in the course....." Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 07:21 PM (BAEGB) 362
The "No No Square" song would make a good fanfare.
Posted by: fd at July 10, 2024 07:22 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:22 PM (M8Yhc) 364
@359/Ciampino: The fix is in.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 10, 2024 07:22 PM (O7YUW) 365
It should have been the Darth Vader theme.
Posted by: Mac of all trades at July 10, 2024 07:22 PM (M6xP4) 366
Maybe they should have just made DOCTOR Jill's entry theme "Despacito" played over a crappy speaker on an iPod
Posted by: Kindltot at July 10, 2024 07:23 PM (D7oie) 367
359 Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer has officially signed the WORST election overhaul bill into law. This law will stop local officials from conducting recounts to investigate fraud and when fraud occurs, they have to call on the George Soros DAs & Attorney General
https://tinyurl.com/t4e6zpa8 Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e la strega del nord at July 10, 2024 07:20 PM (qfLjt) _______ Zere iss no zuch think ass "election fraud". Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 07:23 PM (1bNHn) 368
351 345 I've heard that menthol is worse for your lungs, but I don't know the research.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 10, 2024 07:19 PM (w6EFb) Right? But is it significantly more deadly than regular smoke? I honestly don't know. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 10, 2024 07:23 PM (OX9vb) 369
Haha, me leaving comments in the thread below without knowing it was nooded. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 10, 2024 07:23 PM (I87yH) 370
South Park mocked Clooney nicely quite a few years ago.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 10, 2024 07:23 PM (FmapG) 371
Scientists at The University of Texas Health Science Center at San Antonio have created a humanized mouse
Posted by: andycanuck --- I sincerely hope one is named Pinky and another is named The Brain. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 10, 2024 07:24 PM (BpYfr) Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 07:24 PM (BAEGB) Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 10, 2024 07:24 PM (eZwyX) 374
Dash, menthol causes a crystallization in the lung tissue.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 07:24 PM (5MvGY) 375
It's about time the research went in this direction. We've got enough mousenized humans in the GOPe.
--------- Along with the DemocRATS. Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 07:24 PM (Jh5b+) 376
Same Democrats: Vote 198 - 5 against a bill requiring US citizenship to vote in federal elections.
We'll go through the usual pattern: Illegal aliens never vote. OK, illegal aliens vote, but only very rarely. OK, illegal aliens vote, but only very occasionally. Illegal aliens vote, and it's a good thing that they vote. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 10, 2024 07:25 PM (uxCna) 377
Clooney is bemoaning all those millions he just pissed away. Posted by: Ben Had ============= Pissed away a bit of his credibility, too. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 10, 2024 07:25 PM (I87yH) 378
"But how do we get Leiderhosen in our size Brain?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:25 PM (M8Yhc) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2024 07:25 PM (x0n13) 380
363 Just Lily
I like to keep my lunch down. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:22 PM (M8Yhc) She's not that bad, actually. For a goat. Posted by: Just Lily at July 10, 2024 07:25 PM (R7XIf) 381
The actual composition sounds like the theme of a second-rate British sitcom.
Posted by: Paco at July 10, 2024 07:20 PM (njExo) I was thinking something snooty for the BBC. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 10, 2024 07:25 PM (w6EFb) 382
Thanks, Ben Had. I guess I coulda goggled it myself, but someone in the horde always knows.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 10, 2024 07:25 PM (OX9vb) 383
351; 299
How about a Pritzker/Tester ticket in 2028? America's first two-man, 750 pound team! And Christie as the backup, in case either of them chokes on a sammich. Posted by: mnw at July 10, 2024 07:25 PM (NLIak) 384
George Soros' filthy spawn is now engaged to Clinton Foundation booth babe Huma Abedin. She seems to be a permanent beard for leftwing operatives who need a Show Wife.
_______ Couldn't they pick a pretty one? I know women often say she's attractive, but I've yet to hear a man agree. Another Saki-ism: With her, as with most of her sex, charity began with homeliness and generally didn't go much farther. Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 07:26 PM (1bNHn) 385
Hallelujah! Rain here in NoVa. T-storms FTW!
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2024 07:26 PM (xCA6C) Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 07:26 PM (fV+MH) 387
383 351; 299
How about a Pritzker/Tester ticket in 2028? America's first two-man, 750 pound team! And Christie as the backup, in case either of them chokes on a sammich. Posted by: mnw at July 10, 2024 07:25 PM (NLIak) Press Secretary Lizzo…. Posted by: tubal at July 10, 2024 07:26 PM (PCK5/) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:27 PM (M8Yhc) 389
And what about those dreadful clove cigarettes? Yeah, I useta smoke them, because I thought I was hip.
I remember the 5 minutes in the 90s when all the hipsters smoked clove cigarettes. Those were awful. Posted by: Ian S. at July 10, 2024 07:27 PM (oyazo) 390
340 "He's demented."
"He's not demented! ... ok fine, he's a little demented, but it's fine!" "Now his chinballs are sloughing off." "No they're not, they're.... wait, what?..... oh, for fuck's sakes...." Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 07:17 PM (BAEGB) ---- Quick, call that doctor from "Death Becomes Her", Willis or something. Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e la lebbra at July 10, 2024 07:27 PM (qfLjt) 391
I realize it's under copyright, but the Darth Vader march would have been perfect for Dr. Edith Jillson.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2024 07:27 PM (xCA6C) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 07:27 PM (evvc2) Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 10, 2024 07:28 PM (O7YUW) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:28 PM (M8Yhc) 395
"Now his chinballs are sloughing off."
They're not so much sloughing off as rolling around each other like a couple of Ben-Wa balls. Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2024 07:28 PM (xCA6C) 396
If you prick a mouse,
Doth he not bleed? Posted by: a humanized mouse at July 10, 2024 07:28 PM (Jh5b+) 397
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Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 10, 2024 07:28 PM (8sMut) 398
Joe is not demented and it is good that he is demented. You are a bad person for pointing out his frailty.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 07:28 PM (evvc2) 399
362 The "No No Square" song would make a good fanfare.
Posted by: fd at July 10, 2024 07:22 PM (vFG9F) _______ It's guaranteed to stop any follower of The Prophet. Guaranteed. Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 07:28 PM (1bNHn) 400
Alex is going to have to tolerate a lot of Anthony Wiener. He and Huma seem to have settled on some close co-parenting of their kid. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 10, 2024 07:28 PM (T3es0) 401
Flowers for Algernon
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:29 PM (M8Yhc) 402
Blacks smoke menthols
Joe is a racist pos Qed Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 07:27 PM (evvc2) "They was gonna make Kools illegal but Joe said No! Let my brothers smoke!" Fucking dipshits. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 07:29 PM (BAEGB) 403
I remember the 5 minutes in the 90s when all the hipsters smoked clove cigarettes. Those were awful.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 10, 2024 07:27 PM (oyazo) An erotic funeral for which she's dressed Posted by: Type O Negative at July 10, 2024 07:29 PM (8sMut) 404
Clooney is an awful actor. I wonder where he gots the money to live the life of Riley like he does..villa in Lake Cuomo..other real estate holdings, business ventures, etc etc...
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2024 07:30 PM (V13WU) 405
Alex is going to have to tolerate a lot of Anthony Wiener. He and Huma seem to have settled on some close co-parenting of their kid.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 10, 2024 07:28 PM (T3es0) He has a lot of practice at handling extra Wieners. He'll be fine. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 07:30 PM (BAEGB) 406
The song was already written 'Your So Vain'.
Posted by: Cheri at July 10, 2024 07:30 PM (FGQ5G) 407
Since the Dems started openly admitting what they already knew about Biden's health decline, I have been visiting liberal news sites to enjoy the entertaining articles that are down on Biden. There's an article in the NYT about Pelosi "trying a new tack" with Biden to step aside. How annoying that so many Dems are feigning shock and concern when there's no way they didn't realize he was mentally unfit long ago. They truly can all stop pretending this is surprising news. As if the debate was his first sign of decline.
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at July 10, 2024 07:31 PM (FFn+L) 408
406 The song was already written 'Your So Vain'.
Posted by: Cheri at July 10, 2024 07:30 PM (FGQ5G) Varicose veins . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2024 07:31 PM (x0n13) 409
Longtime veterans of the U.S. Marine Band have characterized the situation as a first, remarking that they've never been asked before to provide a first lady with her own entrance music. What, "Yakitty-Sax" did not suffice? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 10, 2024 07:31 PM (xG4kz) Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 07:33 PM (BAEGB) 411
I remember the 5 minutes in the 90s when all the hipsters smoked clove cigarettes. Those were awful.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 10, 2024 07:27 PM (oyazo) I know, right? But they killed the flavor of bad coffee and worse liquor. Never had a pack of smokes that induced room spins, before or since! Posted by: Kindltot at July 10, 2024 07:35 PM (D7oie) 412
If she weren't a rancid old cunt, this could have been a nice story.
"First Lady meets with Marine Corps band to institute a new piece for all First Ladies..." Blah blah blah. Could have been nice. But no. She says "i want my own song by end of week or you're all gone!", and we get this little gem of further embarrassment for our armed forces, as if everything else weren't enough. Fuck me, maybe that was the point. Maybe she is an even rancider, cuntier cunt than i even gave her credit for. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 07:38 PM (BAEGB) 413
Something slow and dignified, to the tune of The Elephant Walk from the Daktari movie.
Posted by: Cicero ************* Did they play that for Moochie Obama? Posted by: Cosda at July 10, 2024 07:40 PM (TO2BB) 414
So this would be Doctor Jill Doctor Biden Doctor?
Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 10, 2024 07:50 PM (nLFEI) 415
I swear I heard a kazoo in that "fanfare"
Posted by: Miklos heard what he heard at July 10, 2024 07:54 PM (XIkHl) 416
"They was gonna make Kools illegal but Joe said No! Let my brothers smoke!"
"Stop puttin' out yo Kools on my hardwood floors!" Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at July 10, 2024 07:56 PM (XIkHl) 417
Look, Biden is NOT going to get better, he's going to get worse. Every month. Right up to the election. It is going to be funny, then tragic, then infuriating.
Anyone with a single once of human decency would be telling him to leave. Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 10, 2024 07:59 PM (nLFEI) 418
Maybe we tell Joe we'll write a fun fanfare for his exit. Something peppy. Fanfare for an ex-president.
Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 10, 2024 07:59 PM (nLFEI) 419
Joe and Hoe and Co. already had an intro song-- "Barnum and Bailey's Favorite"
https://tinyurl.com/yc7j7727 Posted by: Taft at July 10, 2024 08:22 PM (rqtm5) 420
"Clooney is an awful actor." I can't agree. He's a *limited* actor: like Clark Gable, he always plays the same character. I enjoyed his acting in parts that are tailored for him, such as in "Three Kings", "Intolerable Cruelty", or "Gravity", among others. So sue me.
Posted by: Nemo at July 10, 2024 08:51 PM (S6ArX) 421
Dr. Jill's theme music: "Exorcising The Evil Spirits From The Pentagon", The Fugs.
Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at July 10, 2024 09:10 PM (Yu9pI) 422
Not really a song though is it.
I guess we started informally calling every piece of popular music a song in the 1970s, including things with no singing. But you can see it's gone too far when they list a symphony with 4 movements as '4 songs'. Then what about opera, which really does have songs - arias - with instrumental interludes and overtures and stuff. Posted by: pakisa at July 10, 2024 11:06 PM (2d3C5) Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0585 seconds. |
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