Trump to Biden: I'd Like to Take You Up on Your Golf Challenge

You of course remember Biden challenging Trump to a golf game not once but twice. He had already challenged Trump before the debate, and then, during the debate, challenged him again. Biden laid a special challenge: Trump would have to carry his own bag.

Will Biden be carrying his own bag? Absurd.

Anyway, Trump has accepted the challenge, and furthermore is giving Biden a twenty stroke lead as a handicap. He declares that if Football Hero Joe beats him, he'll donate $1 million to any charity Biden names.

Trump has challenged Biden to face him on the golf course. $1 million dollar donation to charity on the line. Forget the debates. This is what America wants 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/MdBtiJUbXs
— Shooter McGavin (@ShooterMcGavin_) July 10, 2024

Trump is softly ending his Silence Offensive. For two weeks, Trump has said nothing, keeping himself out of the headlines, and thus providing no competing stories to the number one story of the century, the dementia of the commander in chief.

I don't think that this shift, to speaking again and getting headlines, is a bad one. In fact, I was going to propose it.

Biden is now in terrible danger of being booted out of the race. Trump wants to keep him in the race. Therefore, it is in Trump's interests to throw Biden a lifeline and take some of the media oxygen for himself.

The famous maxim, "never interfere with your enemy when he is destroying himself" doesn't apply here. We can't let Biden completely destroy himself. We have to maintain the illusion that he's still a viable candidate.

Trump is attacking the idiot narcissist Joe Biden right in his vulnerable spot, his ego. Trump should continue this sort of attack. In fact, I think maybe he should suggest that Joe Biden is a coward at heart and will drop out of the race rather than run and chance a loss. You know, reverse psychology -- make Populist Joe angry and get him to double down on running.

The problem with that last suggestion is that reverse psychology is often pretty obvious and it might not work. If Trump makes it too obvious that he wants to face Biden, that will add to the case Democrats are making against Biden.

They might even point out that Republicans are trying to choose their opponents -- something Democrats have done to Republicans for years and years.

All this said, I don't think we're going to have the privilege of facing down Cannibal Fighter Joe in the election. He's temporarily got Democrats to pipe down, but the polls are getting worse for him. So far, Trump is not seeing a "bump" in polling -- he is so far seeing what looks like a permanent increase in support, and Biden a permanent loss of support.

As that reality sets in, Democrats will again demand that Biden drop out, and they'll start threatening the Biden family that they won't protect them should President Trump start looking into the Biden Crime Family's buckraking operations.

Update: As Trump predicted, Biden has backed down from his own challenge.

You're not allowed to do that, of course. If you challenge someone, you're obligated to follow through if the challenge is accepted.

Biden is a dishonorable, lying coward.

Thanks to andycanuck.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM

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1 I'll go get 'em.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 10, 2024 12:10 PM (O7YUW)

2 Nooding duties performed.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 10, 2024 12:11 PM (O7YUW)

3 I dunno man, Biden is a 6 handicap...

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2024 12:11 PM (CIS44)

4 I don't think President Biden could even safely drive the golf cart.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 10, 2024 12:12 PM (muwun)

5 I dunno man, Biden is a 6 handicap...
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2024 12:11 PM (CIS44)

A mental handicap.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 10, 2024 12:12 PM (qZEuM)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:12 PM (Zz0t1)

7 “ Will Biden be carrying his own bag? Absurd.”

Not really. He carries his own bag every day. His colostomy bag.

Posted by: Master Shelver at July 10, 2024 12:12 PM (ATSTk)

8 Top 5?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2024 12:12 PM (J2vNu)

9 The other stipulation was that Joe gets to tee off from the Dementia tees.

Posted by: muldoon at July 10, 2024 12:12 PM (uCfKO)

10 "I've seen your swing."

(Like how he worked "senior" in there.)

Posted by: Tom Perry at July 10, 2024 12:12 PM (MX0bI)

11 And he managed to get Joe to answer back with a vile response that more or less said "I know you are but what am I."Complete with the Trump is a criminal

Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 12:13 PM (IyPmt)

12 Reposted from JJ's thread, Dave in Fla had a great observation:
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Don't see it mentioned with ctl+f, but yesterday Trump challenged Biden to a golf game for charity. IIRC said he'd spot him 10 strokes on the front 9 and 10 more on the back holes (which is pretty crazy already).

Dave in Fla pointed out that Biden claiming to be a better golfer than Tiger Woods in his prime was probably his biggest gaffe of the night because so many people understood what he claiming.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at July 10, 2024 12:13 PM (SkCDA)

13 Requiring Trump to carry his own bag is f*cking stupid.

NO golfer carries their own bag past college competition.

Sure, pros walk the course, but their CADDY carries their bag.

Requiring Trump to carry his bag is just assholeian in nature.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)

14 Can Joey Showers even swing a golf club at this point? Serious question.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 10, 2024 12:13 PM (iFTx/)

15 All this said, I don't think we're going to have the privilege of facing down Cannibal Fighter Joe in the election. He's temporarily got Democrats to pipe down, but the polls are getting worse for him.

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The gaggle we heard was honestly never that prominent from actually powerful Democrats.

The only real meat on the bone was implications of some behind the scenes stuff (like Michelle organizing bundlers for Kamala) while they were also giving public support to him (Obama's tweet).

They were going back to last summer when they had some well-placed op-eds designed to convince Joe to drop out...right before the kicked RFK Jr. out of the party for having the temerity of challenging Joe in the primary.

It'll be like that again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 12:13 PM (GBKbO)

16 As that reality sets in, Democrats will again demand that Biden drop out

I'll repeat what I said on the last post:

Speaking of the ongoing agony of the Democratic Party, I read an essay last night explaining the core of the problem.

The Bidens are assholes.

This had been known in Washington for decades, and it was only when Joe ran for VP that the media manufactured the persona of a kindly grandfather and his loving family to fit the political needs of the moment.

This is a man who repeatedly watched his dogs attack Secret Service agents and White House staff, and did nothing about it until the attacks became public.

Imagine what sort of person you have to be to watch that, and do nothing.

So, the Bidens are completely invulnerable to any appeals to their "better nature" - they don't have one. Their sole criterion for making a decision is whether it benefits them or not.

The Democratic elites picked Joe to be President, and I hope that they fully enjoy the consequences.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 10, 2024 12:13 PM (uxCna)

17
Ace: Did you see this one?

https://rb.gy/s3kt6q

/ I swear Biden is shooting himself in the foot intentionally. He even chuckles before he says it. About 11 seconds.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 10, 2024 12:14 PM (RKVpM)

18 Almost; almost. (A word that only counts in horseshoes)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2024 12:14 PM (J2vNu)

19 For two weeks, Trump has said nothing, keeping himself out of the headlines, and thus providing no competing stories to the number one story of the century, the dementia of the commander in chief.

I think its funny that people keep saying this. Trump has been outright SLAGGING Biden and Harris on Truth Social. But it isn't X formerly known as Twitter so it doesn't exist.

Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2024 12:14 PM (xhfG9)

20 Happy Hump Day, ace!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 10, 2024 12:14 PM (W2Pud)

21 "Happy Fourth of July to all, including to our highly incapable 'President,' who uses Prosecutors to go after his Political Opponent, who choked like a dog during the Debate but tried to pretend it was 'International Travel' (only 12 days rest!) and, when that gig was up, he blamed it on a 'cold.' Therefore, why would anyone say he's cognitively challenged? Also, respects to our potentially new Democrat Challenger, Laffin' Kamala Harris. She did poorly in the Democrat Nominating process, starting out at Number Two, and ending up defeated and dropping out, even before getting to Iowa, but that doesn't mean she's not a 'highly talented' politician! Just ask her Mentor, the Great Willie Brown of San Francisco. Someone else that I have to compliment is a Deranged Biden Prosecutor named Jack Smith, who has become a Legend in his own mind for all of those cases he has lost. The Corrupt Prosecutors are working hard for Crooked Joe, but it will never be enough—MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"

Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2024 12:14 PM (xhfG9)

22 Joe will need to bring along a neurologist to count each stroke.

Posted by: muldoon at July 10, 2024 12:14 PM (uCfKO)

23 Over/Under on how many holes before Joe drowns in a water hazard?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 10, 2024 12:14 PM (wtvvX)

24 Will Biden be carrying his own bag? Absurd.
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Make it a condition of the contest.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2024 12:14 PM (HnUIn)

25 14 Can Joey Showers even swing a golf club at this point? Serious question.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 10, 2024 12:13 PM (iFTx/)

Maybe miniature golf

Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 12:14 PM (IyPmt)

26 Anyway, Trump has accepted the challenge, and furthermore is giving Biden a twenty stroke lead as a handicap.

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This is crazy btw. I could likely take Trump on an unknown course with this, and I'm not a very good golfer.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at July 10, 2024 12:14 PM (SkCDA)

27 Of course Biden is trying to act like it's more Trump who first issued ther challenge.

But what do we expect, the liberals and hamas always have the same playbook, hit first and then cry when they get hit back.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 10, 2024 12:14 PM (MJ2Mm)

28 Biden is now in terrible danger of being booted out of the race. Trump wants to keep him in the race. Therefore, it is in Trump's interests to throw Biden a lifeline and take some of the media oxygen for himself.

Trump has been handling this absolutely masterfully.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 10, 2024 12:14 PM (uxCna)

29 they won't protect them should President Trump start looking into the Biden Crime Family's buckraking operations.

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 10, 2024 12:14 PM (pfmLp)

30 “ Will Biden be carrying his own bag? Absurd.”

Not really. He carries his own bag every day. His colostomy bag.
Posted by: Master Shelver at July 10, 2024 12:12 PM (ATSTk)

No, his colostomy bag is carried by whoever was the last to get on Jill's bad side.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 10, 2024 12:14 PM (jGGMD)

31 Will Biden be carrying his own bag? Absurd
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There is no way in hell he could lift DOCTOR Jill, let alone carry her.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2024 12:14 PM (5IS0U)

32 Trump should show up with one club:

The 7-iron.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 12:14 PM (GBKbO)

33 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Sundowner would kill himself swinging a golf club

Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2024 12:15 PM (Ni+U3)

34 Trump is hilarious…. As a horrible golfer myself I can say 10 strokes a side is incredibly generous. And I’ve no doubt Trump would still beat him. I don’t think Joe could even complete 3 holes…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 10, 2024 12:15 PM (2BAti)

35 Can Joey Showers even swing a golf club at this point? Serious question.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 10, 2024 12:13 PM (iFTx/)

I am picturing the really old guy in Caddyshack.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 10, 2024 12:15 PM (xPJvm)

36 So, the Bidens are completely invulnerable to any appeals to their "better nature" - they don't have one. Their sole criterion for making a decision is whether it benefits them or not.

The Democratic elites picked Joe to be President, and I hope that they fully enjoy the consequences.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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Pretty good read of the situation I think.

Posted by: whig at July 10, 2024 12:15 PM (mIs2x)

37 All this said, I don't think we're going to have the privilege of facing down Cannibal Fighter Joe in the election. He's temporarily got Democrats to pipe down, but the polls are getting worse for him. So far, Trump is not seeing a "bump" in polling -- he is so far seeing what looks like a permanent increase in support, and Biden a permanent loss of support.
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They're also very nearly out of time to try to change anything and there is no internal Party unity in terms of who should take over.

I stand by my position to date: they're stuck with him. If it turns out otherwise, well, I never promised that I'm never wrong.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2024 12:15 PM (HnUIn)

38 From the EMT:

BREAKING: At tonight’s Miami rally, Trump challenged President Biden to an 18-hole golf match — and Biden quickly responded with this: https://tinyurl.com/bde36z7w

Excellent response. Shows the vast difference in priorities! Leave it to trump to come up with something as stupid and useless as this.

Feats of strength? Festivus in July? Careful. TSF is ranked in the top 5 worldwide in the "Airing of Grievances" event.

IF president Biden takes that challenge, Citrus the Human Grapefruit needs to WALK, NOT Ride in a Golf cart AND he needs to haul his own clubs. GUARANTEE he'll find some way to get out of it.

Perfect! Using his opponent's challenge against him.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 10, 2024 09:13 AM (JCZqz)

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 12:15 PM (Jh5b+)

39 >>>I don't think President Biden could even safely drive the golf cart.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom

haha, accurate!

But you know, the golf cart goes VROOOM VROOOM.

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 12:15 PM (KRtlO)

40 Darn, I'm late. Bur I'm here.

This is absurd. They are going to stick with a senile old man knowing that he is incapable now of being President let alone for the next four years. If we ever needed proof that the leftists don;t care one whit for the country, we now have it in spades.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 10, 2024 12:15 PM (t/2Uw)

41 Biden might not carry his own bag. But the know the WH press corps will carry Biden's water.

Posted by: Coki at July 10, 2024 12:15 PM (Wkrcf)

42 Can Joey Showers even swing a golf club at this point? Serious question.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Commute my sentence and it's free lessons for Joe!

Posted by: Michael Skakel at July 10, 2024 12:16 PM (qZEuM)

43 I am picturing the really old guy in Caddyshack.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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"Hon--that was a Peach" after his wife swung and missed dude?

Posted by: whig at July 10, 2024 12:16 PM (mIs2x)

44 Can Joey Showers even swing a golf club at this point? Serious question.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 10, 2024 12:13 PM (iFTx/)

Maybe miniature golf
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 12:14 PM (IyPmt)
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Even that?

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 10, 2024 12:16 PM (iFTx/)

45 I challenge Trump to a push-out contest!

Oops, too late. I win!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:16 PM (uFHA9)

46 I've been assured that it is Trump, not Biden, who is in thrall to an out-sized ego.

Perhaps that is not actually the case.

Posted by: Emmie at July 10, 2024 12:16 PM (Sf2cq)

47 Ace: Did you see this one?

https://rb.gy/s3kt6q

/ I swear Biden is shooting himself in the foot intentionally. He even chuckles before he says it. About 11 seconds.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 10, 2024 12:14 PM (RKVpM)

If you listen to it close enough, he says "talking to your wife."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

48 Scranton Joe, who beat Corn Pop into Rice Krispies is going to be taken down by the woke pussies of his party. It’s a pretty epic ending. Like a Disney Princess tale, but with more sexual deviants.

Posted by: Master Shelver at July 10, 2024 12:16 PM (ATSTk)

49 Joe has become quite good on his home course on the boardwalk at Rehoboth Beach. Gets it through the windmill 78% of the time.

Posted by: Putt-Putt In My Pants! at July 10, 2024 12:17 PM (V5BDR)

50 In addition to Trump carrying his own bag I am certain Biden said before each tee he gets to kick Trump in the nuts for each stroke on the previous hole.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 10, 2024 12:17 PM (6TUIG)

51 36 So, the Bidens are completely invulnerable to any appeals to their "better nature" - they don't have one. Their sole criterion for making a decision is whether it benefits them or not.

The Democratic elites picked Joe to be President, and I hope that they fully enjoy the consequences.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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Pretty good read of the situation I think.
Posted by: whig at July 10, 2024 12:15 PM (mIs2x)

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It's been my assumption for a while.

A guy who showers with his daughter, skinny dips naked in front of female law enforcement who have to be there, and uses his two sons as cut outs to his own corruption is not all that concerned with good behavior or even looking like a decent human being.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 12:17 PM (GBKbO)

52 Maybe miniature golf
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 12:14 PM (IyPmt)
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Even that?
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 10, 2024 12:16 PM (iFTx/)

I was being kind

Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 12:17 PM (IyPmt)

53 what dimension of Trump Chess is being played here

Posted by: Don Black at July 10, 2024 12:17 PM (/7KEl)

54 4 I don't think President Biden could even safely drive the golf cart.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 10, 2024 12:12 PM (muwun)

I'm not sure he can safely ride in one that someone else is driving. Do those things have seatbelts?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 10, 2024 12:17 PM (OX9vb)

55 My favorite part of Kwanza is the airing of grievances.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 10, 2024 12:18 PM (L/fGl)

56 Dr. Jill has already signed the family's blanket pardons. That's what she carries around in her "football". Plus, Dr. Jill probably has a deadman's switch, should "something" happen to her or Joey, where everything is released. My 2 pennies.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 10, 2024 12:18 PM (DoDwl)

57 The children who actually run Biden’s X account are getting slaughtered on this issue. It’s not even close.

Posted by: Master Shelver at July 10, 2024 12:18 PM (ATSTk)

58 thanks for the info, andycanuck. I added it.

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 12:18 PM (KRtlO)

59 I don't think President Biden could even safely drive the golf cart.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom

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I would bet real-life money Joe couldn't remain standing after getting in the open-foot position to SWING the driver, much less transferring the energy involved in swinging it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at July 10, 2024 12:18 PM (SkCDA)

60 As that reality sets in, Democrats will again demand that Biden drop out, and they'll start threatening the Biden family that they won't protect them should President Trump start looking into the Biden Crime Family's buckraking operations.

Two things:

Joe and his family think that they are going to win - if they refuse to leave, the Ds will eventually get in line, and they still have the vote theft mechanisms in place.

Second, why would the Bidens trust the Democrats? If I were Joe, or Hunter, or Jill, I'd assume that the Democrats would throw me to the wolves the moment they lost political power.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 10, 2024 12:19 PM (uxCna)

61 If I'm Dark Brandon, I put CAR-Mella on the bag. Between shots she can put her best talents to work cleaning the Presidential golf balls.

Posted by: DALTON at July 10, 2024 12:19 PM (rn2/h)

62 The best part of this is that the fools on the left don't even realize that Trump is trolling them in order to keep what Joe said at the debate alive in everyone's memory. It was an idiotic line when Joe said it, hilariously featured in the Hitler "downfall" video clip.

So they're going to talk about it and talk about it since Trump said it, without realizing that's exactly what Trump wants them to do.

Also I see how Joe's people are trying to memory hole the fact that Joe said he wanted a second debate. Not hard to see why.

Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Jill at July 10, 2024 12:19 PM (wyMQY)

63 "Cannibal Fighter Joe"

Good band name

They could open for Eskimos in Speedos

Posted by: Barf Brandon at July 10, 2024 12:19 PM (NtVYv)

64 37 All this said, I don't think we're going to have the privilege of facing down Cannibal Fighter Joe in the election. He's temporarily got Democrats to pipe down, but the polls are getting worse for him. So far, Trump is not seeing a "bump" in polling -- he is so far seeing what looks like a permanent increase in support, and Biden a permanent loss of support.
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They're also very nearly out of time to try to change anything and there is no internal Party unity in terms of who should take over.

I stand by my position to date: they're stuck with him. If it turns out otherwise, well, I never promised that I'm never wrong.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Enjoy the present, worry about the future when it comes. Last minute subs will still inherit the Biden junta record which smells like a rotten mackerel at high noon in the sun.

Might make it closer like in 1968, but this election is primarily a referendum on the Biden junta and not Trump regardless of who is in the driver's seat for the Dems.

Posted by: whig at July 10, 2024 12:19 PM (mIs2x)

65 Joe couldn't compete with Mr Havicam.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 10, 2024 12:19 PM (2UnvF)

66 Unless someone has a better answer, the deadline for getting rid of him is September 15 when early voting starts in Pennsylvania, less whatever time is necessary to get the sub on those ballots. Even with the cheating, they can't afford to write off any early votes for Biden if he's replaced after that.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 10, 2024 12:19 PM (Dm8we)

67 I dunno man, Biden is a 6 handicap...
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2024 12:11 PM (CIS44)

The little windmill is his worst challenge.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2024 12:20 PM (/lvBc)

68
If you listen to it close enough, he says "talking to your wife."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:16 PM

It must be one of things like 'what color is this' and people are in two groups. You're the only person so far who has heard it that way. Also, why would he chuckle before he said it?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 10, 2024 12:20 PM (RKVpM)

69 Biden will bring his mashie, niblick and spoon.

Trump will bring his Pings and PXGs.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 10, 2024 12:20 PM (w9Wax)

70 willowed comment, but relevant...
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The Olde Guard Democrats seem to be siding with *biden. I guess they sense a precedent if he's forced out due to "old age." Or senility.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2024 12:20 PM (Q4IgG)

71 Trump yells "FORE!" to take the swing on the first hole, and Biden calls a lid and heads for bed because somehow it's getting late in the day...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 10, 2024 12:21 PM (O7YUW)

72 If you wanted to keep Biden as the candidate, Trump and his surrogates have been doing a great job at it. Matt Gaetz especially. He's been really trolling the Biden campaign hard.

I will state for the record that I think Biden should resign right now. Notwithstanding the pulmonary embolism vote, he's the Commander in Chief for the next 6 months regardless of what happens in the election. I think that's bad for the country.

Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2024 12:21 PM (xhfG9)

73 Biden will bring his mashie, niblick and spoon.

Trump will bring his Pings and PXGs.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 10, 2024 12:20 PM (w9Wax)

Biden probably has some Sears clubs from Scranton

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 10, 2024 12:21 PM (NtVYv)

74 I think a better match-up than golf would be to have them rent those fat Sumo wrestler suits and go at it.

Posted by: muldoon at July 10, 2024 12:21 PM (uCfKO)

75 Dance-off, bro: me and you!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 10, 2024 12:21 PM (CwhoI)

76 It's go time!

Posted by: izzy mandelbaum at July 10, 2024 12:22 PM (j643M)

77 Joe will just get stuck in a hedge looking for his ball.

Posted by: wth at July 10, 2024 12:22 PM (v0R5T)

78 One of the funniest lines of the debate is that when Joe claimed he had a 6 handicap (iirc) Trump replied "that's the biggest lie this entire night!"

Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Jill at July 10, 2024 12:22 PM (wyMQY)

79 Spot him 20 strokes, and let him start each hole on the edge of the green.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 10, 2024 12:22 PM (F4bAW)

80 It must be one of things like 'what color is this' and people are in two groups. You're the only person so far who has heard it that way. Also, why would he chuckle before he said it?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 10, 2024 12:20 PM (RKVpM)

I turned it up and listened multiple times. I here a 'ta' sound, not a 'fu' sound.

I mean, put me in the dumbass idiot camp if you want, but, I just say it how I heard it. There's plenty to laugh at with this prick, I just don't think this is one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

81 Who would you like to clean your balls: Melania or Dr. Jill?

Posted by: Rhetorical question at July 10, 2024 12:22 PM (tNgW5)

82 If you listen to it close enough, he says "talking to your wife."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:16 PM

It must be one of things like 'what color is this' and people are in two groups. You're the only person so far who has heard it that way. Also, why would he chuckle before he said it?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 10, 2024 12:20 PM (RKVpM)

Did he say "fucking your wife"???

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 10, 2024 12:22 PM (wtvvX)

83 66 Unless someone has a better answer, the deadline for getting rid of him is September 15 when early voting starts in Pennsylvania, less whatever time is necessary to get the sub on those ballots. Even with the cheating, they can't afford to write off any early votes for Biden if he's replaced after that.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 10, 2024 12:19 PM (Dm8we)

I've got it covered

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at July 10, 2024 12:22 PM (xhfG9)

84 Caddyshack II

Trump as the Dangerfield character.
Joey as Ted Knight.
Carl will be played by Hunter.
Lacy Underalls by Sydney Sweeney.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 12:23 PM (ZAATd)

85 "As Trump predicted, Biden has backed down from his own challenge."

That is the lamest challenge reply in the history of the Universe.

Posted by: Gref at July 10, 2024 12:23 PM (5fDan)

86 I like the idea of Trump calling Biden too much of a coward to golf with him. That's sure to leave a mark, given the historical size of Biden's ego.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 10, 2024 12:23 PM (jGGMD)

87 off Jill sock!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2024 12:23 PM (wyMQY)

88 I can wash my balls at every hole!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:23 PM (qZEuM)

89
Did he say "fucking your wife"???
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 10, 2024 12:22 PM (wtvvX)

That's what everyone wants to believe, yes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

90 Biden's favorite club is the Wedgie.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 10, 2024 12:23 PM (/U5Yz)

91 > This is crazy btw. I could likely take Trump on an unknown course with this, and I'm not a very good golfer.

Have you seen Biden's trunk stiffness lately? When he's standing and unsupported, he doesn't turn his head much to look at things. He shuffles his feet to turn his body so he can look. Or he moves his head veeery slowly. I doubt Biden could hit a drive without falling over.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2024 12:23 PM (Odg76)

92 The only possible solution that at least lets the Ds save face is to make Kamala the candidate. She is the only one with access to the money raised. They are going to lose regardless so this way they get rid of Kamala without losing their base. Live to fight another day.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 10, 2024 12:23 PM (t/2Uw)

93 Trump to Biden: I'd Like to Take You Up on Your Golf Challenge

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Once, I took a friend hunting....

Posted by: Dick Cheney at July 10, 2024 12:24 PM (V13WU)

94 The best part of this is that the fools on the left don't even realize that Trump is trolling them in order to keep what Joe said at the debate alive in everyone's memory.

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Joe literally stated on live TV that he was a better golfer than prime-era Tiger Woods. Millions of people saw it, and understood what he was claiming.

It's hilarious.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at July 10, 2024 12:24 PM (SkCDA)

95 66 Unless someone has a better answer, the deadline for getting rid of him is September 15 when early voting starts in Pennsylvania, less whatever time is necessary to get the sub on those ballots. Even with the cheating, they can't afford to write off any early votes for Biden if he's replaced after that.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
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From a brief look, about half the states send out ballots in the latter half of September and that means the ballot is fixed at that point. 67 days to Sept. 15 when the deadlines start kicking in.

Posted by: whig at July 10, 2024 12:24 PM (mIs2x)

96 A despairing "progressive" in Portland:

wild to think that biden refusing to step down means we wouldn't just give all of the executive power back to the fascists - they'd very likely have a trifecta and a locked-in supreme court.

man, that's unfathomably grim.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 10, 2024 12:24 PM (uxCna)

97 Caddyshack II

Trump as the Dangerfield character.
Joey as Ted Knight.
Carl will be played by Hunter.
Lacy Underalls by Sydney Sweeney.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 12:23 PM (ZAATd)

Would need to be a remake of the original. Caddyshack II was already done, horribly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)

98 Is that statement actually saying no? They can't even back down correctly.

Posted by: bluebell at July 10, 2024 12:24 PM (aWMPM)

99 Biden might literally not survive an entire game of golf

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2024 12:24 PM (HJ9BW)

100 Joe's going to be busy.

Babylon Bee....Obama invites Joe paddle boarding.

Posted by: Stateless at July 10, 2024 12:24 PM (jvJvP)

101 what dimension of Trump Chess is being played here

Nothing more than to get more public exposure of Biden. Something the Democrats desperately want to avoid at this point.

Posted by: Halfhand at July 10, 2024 12:24 PM (uFHA9)

102 No replacement on the Ohio Ballot after the 2nd week of August, iiirc, and a couple of other states as well. Have to be a write in candidate after that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2024 12:25 PM (wyMQY)

103 If he bothers you, I’ll take care of him. What you’ve got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He’ll never play golf again because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he’ll push everything off to the right. He’ll never come through on anything. He’ll quit the game.

Posted by: Carl Spackler at July 10, 2024 12:25 PM (CwhoI)

104 Caddyshack II had Jackie Mason in it. Very subpar.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 10, 2024 12:25 PM (qZEuM)

105 Or he moves his head veeery slowly. I doubt Biden could hit a drive without falling over.
Posted by: bonhomme

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I said it upthread, but I would bet money he'd fall down just trying to get his feet apart in the stance.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at July 10, 2024 12:25 PM (SkCDA)

106 Did he say "fucking your wife"???
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 10, 2024 12:22 PM (wtvvX)

That's what everyone wants to believe, yes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

I mean, it kinda sounded that way to me, but the guy can't speak coherently to begin with.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 10, 2024 12:25 PM (wtvvX)

107 "Joe! Get down off that ball washer right now!!!!!"

Posted by: muldoon at July 10, 2024 12:25 PM (uCfKO)

108 Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Jill at July 10, 2024 12:22 PM (wyMQY)

Jill, in case you didn't see it from the last thread, my apologies. I didn't mean to suggest that you were a liar, only that the Mexicans were liars.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 10, 2024 12:25 PM (jGGMD)

109 Reporter from AXIOS:

@JakeWilkns 4h
@AlexThomp has reporting from inside Biden HQ during the debate.

- one person laid down on the floor, despondent when Biden fumbled an answer.

- When the debate's video feed was temporarily interrupted, one campaign staffer blurted out, "Oh, thank god."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2024 12:25 PM (IG4Id)

110 Trump is softly ending his Silence Offensive. For two weeks, Trump has said nothing

In fairness, Trump has had several well attended rallies and speeches. The MFM just isn't reporting them as usual.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 10, 2024 12:25 PM (Cx3Fg)

111 I don't know. Biden might put the ball through the windmill, down the elephant's trunk, and into the hole

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 10, 2024 12:25 PM (L/fGl)

112 96 A despairing "progressive" in Portland:

wild to think that biden refusing to step down means we wouldn't just give all of the executive power back to the fascists - they'd very likely have a trifecta and a locked-in supreme court.

man, that's unfathomably grim.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 10, 2024 12:24 PM (uxCna)

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Makes one question one's beliefs in an all-powerful centralized government, huh?

No? That's weird. It would make me question it if I was dumb enough to believe in it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 12:26 PM (GBKbO)

113 Trump should make it clear that he is willing to donate the $1 Million to Biden's own re-election campaign, if that is the charity Biden chooses, in order to give this story additional legs...

Gives the story a nice twist, and it makes Biden look like a greedy SOB. Win/Win.

Posted by: Gridlock at July 10, 2024 12:26 PM (DrAwQ)

114 The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox 11h
There’s something GLORIOUS about watching CNN read this Trump quote live on air.

CNN viewers just got a truth bomb, and it is hilarious.

“Whatever else can be said about crooked Joe Biden, you have to give him credit for one brilliant decision: picking Kamala Harris as his vice president was the greatest insurance policy of all time. If Joe had picked someone even halfway competent, they would have bounced him from his office years ago.”

https://tinyurl.com/j6euxt9c
24 seconds; from yesterday's rally I think.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 12:26 PM (Jh5b+)

115 I mean, it kinda sounded that way to me, but the guy can't speak coherently to begin with.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 10, 2024 12:25 PM (wtvvX)

It's a stutter !

Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 12:26 PM (IyPmt)

116 The only possible solution that at least lets the Ds save face is to make Kamala the candidate. She is the only one with access to the money raised. They are going to lose regardless so this way they get rid of Kamala without losing their base. Live to fight another day.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 10, 2024 12:23 PM (t/2Uw)

They pushed Biden/Harris as they believed it would be Owebama's 3rd and 4th terms, possibly extended further.

To remove either or both of them would be admitting failure of their plan and I just don't think their egos will allow them to do that. It's Harris or bust, if Commander in Shart can't finish the job.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

117 All this said, I don't think we're going to have the privilege of facing down Cannibal Fighter Joe in the election.
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They're also very nearly out of time to try to change anything and there is no internal Party unity in terms of who should take over.

I stand by my position to date: they're stuck with him. If it turns out otherwise, well, I never promised that I'm never wrong.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2024 12:15 PM (HnUIn)
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I agree and have been consistent on that point from Day One. He's going nowhere. They are stuck with him like shit on a dung beetle. Even if there was some way to get rid of him, the resulting bukakke cluster-fuck of finding a replacement would fist any chances the Dums have in November.

All that being said, I don't believe the current polling. This is gonna be a close race. Count on it. Even without the inevitable fraud, the country is so insanely polarized and stuck on stupid that even in a fair election Trump would only win by a few points. 47% of people will vote Democrap even if an actual pile of manure were the candidate.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 10, 2024 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

118 Joe Biden has nothing left to prove; he answered all the questions!

Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2024 12:26 PM (xjAvD)

119 102 No replacement on the Ohio Ballot after the 2nd week of August, iiirc, and a couple of other states as well. Have to be a write in candidate after that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2024 12:25 PM (wyMQY)

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Ohio passed the fix. They actually have until the convention in late August.

But, apparently, the call is still scheduled. Which is weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 12:27 PM (GBKbO)

120 I've got it covered
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge
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Doesn't work that way. You can stop something via a Hawaiian judge and an injunction but not push something positive like a ballot change.

At the stage if Biden dies after Sept. 15th, it is more likely that the Dems can replace Biden votes with Kamala one way or another but not are able to parachute someone else into the race. Too many state judiciaries to deal with and state ballot access is a state, not federal question.

Posted by: whig at July 10, 2024 12:27 PM (mIs2x)

121 'they'd very likely have a trifecta'

This is where the panic is now spreading. They've likely conceded that they're going to lose the presidency, but a complete sweep downballot in landslide is the nightmare scenario beginning to become real.

Posted by: norrin radd at July 10, 2024 12:27 PM (j643M)

122 The atrophy in his arms is part of his condition. I don’t think he could even swing a club at this point

Posted by: Master Shelver at July 10, 2024 12:27 PM (ATSTk)

123 If somebody hits Joe in the head with the golf ball the steel plates might protect him.

Posted by: wth at July 10, 2024 12:27 PM (v0R5T)

124
That is the lamest challenge reply in the history of the Universe.
Posted by: Gref at July 10, 2024 12:23 PM (5fDan)
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"I know you are, but what am I?"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 10, 2024 12:27 PM (3Fz6p)

125 The only activities Biden could beat Trump in would be pooping and pants-wetting.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 10, 2024 12:27 PM (v6JzV)

126 Is that the real Shooter Macgavin? He eats pieces of shit for breakfast.

Posted by: brak at July 10, 2024 12:27 PM (AR07F)

127 If you listen to it close enough, he says "talking to your wife."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

That's what I heard as well.

He messes up many of the syllables in words when he is speaking, but he maintains a cadence that sounds plausibly like speech. It's fascinating.

Posted by: Emmie at July 10, 2024 12:27 PM (Sf2cq)

128 And if Trump wins, Biden will donate $1M of China's money to Joe Biden.

Posted by: The_Hoser at July 10, 2024 12:27 PM (N66D6)

129 92 The only possible solution that at least lets the Ds save face is to make Kamala the candidate. She is the only one with access to the money raised. They are going to lose regardless so this way they get rid of Kamala without losing their base. Live to fight another day.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 10, 2024 12:23 PM (t/2Uw)

It's what they should do, but Jill and Hunter are calling the shots and they say, No Way. After the failure this week of the party to get Joe to stand down, I think the party insiders are slowly accepting the idea that it's less dangerous for them to let Trump take office for another 4 years than it is to ignite the intra-party civil war that would take place if they try to force Joe out. This way they can end both Joe and Kamala's career, and the careers of everyone associated with them, and start over fresh in 2028.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2024 12:28 PM (wyMQY)

130
I mean, it kinda sounded that way to me, but the guy can't speak coherently to begin with.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 10, 2024 12:25 PM (wtvvX)

I agree, but upon review, it's him mashing things together and saying 'talkinta your wife.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

131 But, apparently, the call is still scheduled. Which is weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Not for FJB. It creates legal jeopardy and unpredictable negative election effects for the Dems trying to oust the junta leader.

Posted by: whig at July 10, 2024 12:28 PM (mIs2x)

132 117 All that being said, I don't believe the current polling. This is gonna be a close race. Count on it. Even without the inevitable fraud, the country is so insanely polarized and stuck on stupid that even in a fair election Trump would only win by a few points. 47% of people will vote Democrap even if an actual pile of manure were the candidate.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 10, 2024 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

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Why do we assume the polarization leading to a roughly 50/50 country is accurate?

Polling? Elections?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 12:28 PM (GBKbO)

133
I mean, put me in the dumbass idiot camp if you want, but, I just say it how I heard it. There's plenty to laugh at with this prick, I just don't think this is one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:22 PM

Not considering you a dumbass. Biden's dog hears it, and quite a few others including tens of thousands on Twitter.

To be fair I looked up the ASL hand gesture for fvc... I mean intercourse and it is one hand on top of the other in like a 69 position. She doesn't make that gesture, but does tap her head like he's nutz.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 10, 2024 12:28 PM (RKVpM)

134 Has Trump *triple* dog dared Brandon?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 10, 2024 12:28 PM (VavZF)

135 Speaking of the ongoing agony of the Democratic Party, I read an essay last night explaining the core of the problem.

The Bidens are assholes.

how long have I been saying this for?!?! everyone in Delaware knows this!!! you can find - easily - 20 contractors/associates/unfortunate people who had to interact with them over the past 60 years who will confirm!!!

but yes, its a great read, yep. it's just you guys don't listen to me. I know these people. they had to have been the inspiration for Shameless, except they're meaner and hate even each other (altho now they're circling the family wagons).

anyway I really really really want to see that golf challenge happen. I know it won't but one can dream.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 10, 2024 12:28 PM (s3qiR)

136 This will be yet another case of the left calling Trump a narcissistic buffoon while forgetting entirely that he is simply responding to something their guy said.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 10, 2024 12:28 PM (LDevB)

137 Since golf has been rejected, Trump should challenge Biden to a 500 meter stroll.

Posted by: Stateless at July 10, 2024 12:28 PM (jvJvP)

138 If somebody hits Joe in the head with the golf ball the steel plates might protect him.
Posted by: wth at July 10, 2024 12:27 PM (v0R5T)
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His skull is like a shield of steel.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 10, 2024 12:28 PM (3Fz6p)

139 >>I am picturing the really old guy in Caddyshack.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 10, 2024 12:15 PM

Ted?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA2hHPPwtmQ

Posted by: huerfano at July 10, 2024 12:29 PM (VGOMa)

140 So the man who punched Corn Pop in his Fruit Loops is a lying pussie. Raise your hand if you’re shocked.

Posted by: Master Shelver at July 10, 2024 12:29 PM (ATSTk)

141 they won't protect [the Bidens] should President Trump start looking into the Biden Crime Family's buckraking operations.

Umm...if you don't protect Joe, you can't protect you.

Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2024 12:29 PM (xjAvD)

142 No replacement on the Ohio Ballot after the 2nd week of August, iiirc, and a couple of other states as well. Have to be a write in candidate after that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2024 12:25 PM (wyMQY)

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Ohio passed the fix. They actually have until the convention in late August.

But, apparently, the call is still scheduled. Which is weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 12:27 PM (GBKbO)

Saw something, may have been Dave in FLa, saying the GA ballots are finalized soon like maybe this week or next

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2024 12:29 PM (CIS44)

143 So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? Joe Biden himself. Twelfth son of a bitch. The shuffling gait, the drool, bald, gaping. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one—big hitter, Joey—long, into the Home Depot parking lot. Do you know what he says? Gunga galunga, gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the 18th, and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, ‘Hey, Joe, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.’ And he says, ‘Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive a handy from Jill.’ So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

Posted by: Carl Spackler at July 10, 2024 12:29 PM (CwhoI)

144 131 But, apparently, the call is still scheduled. Which is weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Not for FJB. It creates legal jeopardy and unpredictable negative election effects for the Dems trying to oust the junta leader.
Posted by: whig at July 10, 2024 12:28 PM (mIs2x)

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Sure, getting it done before the convention makes sense if Biden is worried about some kind of floor revolt.

But, the fix was done weeks before the debate, and the call was never removed from the schedule. Not that I know the DNC's schedule all that well.

Maybe it's just old news that never got corrected. I dunno.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 12:29 PM (GBKbO)

145 32 Trump should show up with one club:

The 7-iron.
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I'd pick a 5-iron. Much moar versatile.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 10, 2024 12:29 PM (n17eQ)

146 Like it or not we will never have a man like this again. And he will be missed.

Posted by: ... at July 10, 2024 12:29 PM (V3MYN)

147 This is my friend, Mr Wang. No offense.

Posted by: Master Shelver at July 10, 2024 12:30 PM (ATSTk)

148 Johnny One-Note:

@RNCResearch 43m
Biden randomly grabs the mic and starts rambling about DEI as the feed abruptly cuts and reporters are herded out of the room

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2024 12:30 PM (IG4Id)

149
To be fair I looked up the ASL hand gesture for fvc... I mean intercourse and it is one hand on top of the other in like a 69 position. She doesn't make that gesture, but does tap her head like he's nutz.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 10, 2024 12:28 PM (RKVpM)

She has the hardest job in the world.

They just need to bring back the South African guy Owebama used.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

150 I mean the implication of that weird comment about the man's wife was clearly supposed to be perverted/insulting.

the usual Biden charm

anyway did anyone see Joetato try to put the medal on the guy?!?! he barely could and rubbed up against his back like a perv.

no way can he swing a club (but I'd still like to see him try)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 10, 2024 12:30 PM (s3qiR)

151
Given the quantity and vileness of what we have already been exposed to in Democrat political secrets it's hard to imagine anything shocking that would be revealed at this point.

Posted by: Auspex at July 10, 2024 12:30 PM (j4U/Z)

152 That charity would be The Biden Foundation, eh?

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 10, 2024 12:30 PM (Rbu5d)

153 142 Saw something, may have been Dave in FLa, saying the GA ballots are finalized soon like maybe this week or next
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2024 12:29 PM (CIS44)

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I think the Democrats would find ways around that if Biden suddenly disappeared. I don't think it's the hard deadline some people are putting forward.

That's where the Torricelli comparison is the most apt, not at the convention.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 12:31 PM (GBKbO)

154 over at twitchy, there's a nine minute video from tom elliot showing all the crackpots in 2017 and 2018 calling for trump to be removed with the 25th amendment.

biden had a sneezeless cold

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 10, 2024 12:31 PM (CWTWj)

155 WOW! It's a beautiful day!

Just got back from a paragliding trip in the Smokies, great scenery!

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsY8l0Jg3lY

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at July 10, 2024 12:31 PM (5hfjS)

156 It's what they should do, but Jill and Hunter are calling the shots and they say, No Way. After the failure this week of the party to get Joe to stand down, I think the party insiders are slowly accepting the idea that it's less dangerous for them to let Trump take office for another 4 years than it is to ignite the intra-party civil war that would take place if they try to force Joe out. This way they can end both Joe and Kamala's career, and the careers of everyone associated with them, and start over fresh in 2028.
Posted by: Tom Servo

I don't know. The Hollyweird faction of celebutards are the ones getting all feisty. Haven't seen the techlord faction open its mouth and Pelosi who has ties to both communities--opened her mouth as if to speak and then shut it.

Hakim and the financial industry in NY would probably rather a rotting Biden than political uncertainty that created chaos in the markets just before the election.

Then you have the foreign Iran, Euroland, China, etc contingents. They have said nothing.

Posted by: whig at July 10, 2024 12:31 PM (mIs2x)

157 Afternoon ace. I don't think Biden could carry a colostomy bag let alone a golf bag. Into my early fifties I carried my bag on the very hilly nine hole course I belong to. I developed hear issue and if I tried that now you'd find me dead walking up the second fairway. No way neither of these guys could do it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 10, 2024 12:31 PM (oSruC)

158 What is the time that they have to remove Biden? Because its not actually at the convention right? Don't they need to officially nominate him ahead of it due to Ohio's rules requiring the ballot to be finalized before the DNC?

Posted by: buzzion at July 10, 2024 12:31 PM (aRLgQ)

159 If you listen to it close enough, he says "talking to your wife."
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Ah. NOT 'fucking your wife' as some claimed.

Similarly, Joe said the Nato guy was "an intellectual rigor" and not "an intellectual wigger" when he is meant to have said "a man of intellectual rigor" or similar.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 12:31 PM (Jh5b+)

160 Beau Biden died at Augusta.

Posted by: Quiet narrator voice at July 10, 2024 12:32 PM (tNgW5)

161 Not voting for a president but a presidency.

>What are the 5 responsibilities of the Legislative branch: Make laws. Declare war. Raise and provide public money and oversee its proper expenditure. Impeach and try federal officers. Approve presidential appointments. Approve treaties negotiated by the executive branch. Oversight and investigations.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 10, 2024 12:32 PM (NFX2v)

162 Can you imagine the size of the instruction booklet they'd have to print out for Joe to play a round of golf.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2024 12:32 PM (IUd0M)

163 At the stage if Biden dies after Sept. 15th, it is more likely that the Dems can replace Biden votes with Kamala one way or another but not are able to parachute someone else into the race. Too many state judiciaries to deal with and state ballot access is a state, not federal question.
Posted by: whig at July 10, 2024 12:27 PM (mIs2x)'

I agree - since Kamala would already be on the ticket, and would be the incumbent President at that point, it would be natural to allow her to headline the ticket - VP choice would be interesting.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2024 12:32 PM (wyMQY)

164 All that being said, I don't believe the current polling. This is gonna be a close race. Count on it. Even without the inevitable fraud, the country is so insanely polarized and stuck on stupid that even in a fair election Trump would only win by a few points. 47% of people will vote Democrap even if an actual pile of manure were the candidate.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 10, 2024 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

========

Why do we assume the polarization leading to a roughly 50/50 country is accurate?

Polling? Elections?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 12:28 PM (GBKbO)
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Both. And not just polling on specific candidates. Look at polling on specific issues. Even on issues where you would think the polling would be very lopsided on one side or the other, it's almost always much closer. I have no explanation other than the country is insanely polarized even over shit that should be polarizing.

Plus, I always use my tried-and-true method to divine tough-to-divine matters. I close my eyes, grab my balls, and sense which way the tingle runs. Hasn't failed me yet.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 10, 2024 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

165 Mudpants gets thrown under the bus, they all get thrown under the bus.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 10, 2024 12:32 PM (qZEuM)

166 156 I don't know. The Hollyweird faction of celebutards are the ones getting all feisty. Haven't seen the techlord faction open its mouth and Pelosi who has ties to both communities--opened her mouth as if to speak and then shut it.

Hakim and the financial industry in NY would probably rather a rotting Biden than political uncertainty that created chaos in the markets just before the election.

Then you have the foreign Iran, Euroland, China, etc contingents. They have said nothing.
Posted by: whig at July 10, 2024 12:31 PM (mIs2x)

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I just keep to the assumption that it's about ruling the party. If Biden is reaching a very weak point, it could be the time to supplant him as head of the party with another faction's preferred figurehead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 12:33 PM (GBKbO)

167 "I have no explanation other than the country is insanely polarized even over shit that should be polarizing."

** SHOULDN'T be . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 10, 2024 12:33 PM (iFTx/)

168 Ah. NOT 'fucking your wife' as some claimed.

Similarly, Joe said the Nato guy was "an intellectual rigor" and not "an intellectual wigger" when he is meant to have said "a man of intellectual rigor" or similar.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 12:31 PM (Jh5b+)

I didn't listen to that one as intently, but it damn sure does initially sound like he says 'intellectual wigger' at first listen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

169 There was a Caddyshack II?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 12:33 PM (ZAATd)

170 Biden could challenge Trump to an Ice Cream eating contest.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 10, 2024 12:33 PM (NpAcC)

171 Posted by: huerfano at July 10, 2024 12:29 PM (VGOMa)

No this one.

https://tinyurl.com/e5y9husz

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 10, 2024 12:33 PM (wGerL)

172 159 If you listen to it close enough, he says "talking to your wife."
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Ah. NOT 'fucking your wife' as some claimed.

Similarly, Joe said the Nato guy was "an intellectual rigor" and not "an intellectual wigger" when he is meant to have said "a man of intellectual rigor" or similar.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 12:31 PM (Jh5b+)

What's weird in the clip though, is that after he says "talking to your wife," which is what he says, he almost realizes what it sounded like and stops, pauses, and then apologizes for some reason.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 10, 2024 12:33 PM (LDevB)

173 I think the Democrats would find ways around that if Biden suddenly disappeared. I don't think it's the hard deadline some people are putting forward.

That's where the Torricelli comparison is the most apt, not at the convention.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Torricelli was in one machine state dominated by the Dems for decades. There are quite a few states that are approaching ballot finalization and the uncertainty of levels of state courts and perhaps collateral federal review make it unlikely to win in every state.

Once the ballots start actually being mailed, the ballots in that state are fixed and dead Mel Carnahan v. Ashcroft is the more appropriate reference in Missouri.

Posted by: whig at July 10, 2024 12:34 PM (mIs2x)

174 >"18 Almost; almost. (A word that only counts in horseshoes)"

And Hand Grenades. And, naturally, Nuclear Weapons.

Posted by: Al Shabbah at July 10, 2024 12:34 PM (IFmih)

175 164 Both. And not just polling on specific candidates. Look at polling on specific issues. Even on issues where you would think the polling would be very lopsided on one side or the other, it's almost always much closer. I have no explanation other than the country is insanely polarized even over shit that should be polarizing.

Plus, I always use my tried-and-true method to divine tough-to-divine matters. I close my eyes, grab my balls, and sense which way the tingle runs. Hasn't failed me yet.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 10, 2024 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

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If media polls are willing to lie about elections months out to try and set narratives, would they be willing to lie about other things to set narratives?

The only potential corrective to something like political polling is the actual elections (which have shown polling to be...flailing a bit). What is the corrective to something like, say, the public's opinions on trannies in sports?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 12:34 PM (GBKbO)

176 Biden could challenge Trump to an Ice Cream eating contest.
Posted by: redridinghood at

Wouldn't stand a chance against ole Donny Two Scoops!

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2024 12:34 PM (CIS44)

177 I thought PA was the driver on the date but I cannot find an official start date of voting season in PA - it apparently varies by jurisdiction, and has something to do with the availability of ballots.

Three states have September 20 as the start of voting season, Virginia, Minnesota, and South Dakota. That's the hard date right there. Or should be. If you put them all in the machine and then reprogram the Biden votes to Harris votes and then you can't tell them apart later because whoopsie we destroyed all the hard copies then of course all bets are off.

Still, those dates matter. The later the Dems wait, the less time there is for the new candidate to ramp up.

They are stuck with Biden and Harris. And it's their own doing.

Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2024 12:34 PM (xhfG9)

178 @169 Jackie Mason had Rodney's role. It was awful

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 10, 2024 12:34 PM (oSruC)

179 The golf challenge also puts an image out there of Petty Ego Trump as opposed to jailed sadsack convicted felon loser Trump.

Trump is sticking to the branding that works for him. Everyone knows he's petty and has a big ego. So leaning into it with this, is an excellent move.

Posted by: ... at July 10, 2024 12:34 PM (V3MYN)

180 If somebody hits Joe in the head with the golf ball the steel plates might protect him.
Posted by: wth at July 10, 2024 12:27 PM (v0R5T)
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Never a bad time to watch this again:

https://tinyurl.com/5n8ndvna

Posted by: bluebell at July 10, 2024 12:35 PM (aWMPM)

181 re 153: wouldn't depend on state law? courts and secs of state etc notwithstanding?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 10, 2024 12:35 PM (CWTWj)

182 Steven Hayward says he has found the greatest CNN segment ever (meaning hilariously hypocritical), and, of course, it is Fake Jake

https://tinyurl.com/yejcks4x

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 10, 2024 12:35 PM (hMvZ1)

183 > Pelosi who has ties to both communities--opened her mouth as if to speak and then shut it.

Did you see Pelosi try to have it both ways the other day? She said she fully supports and backs Biden. The reporter asked if she endorses Biden. She then says she's not ready to make an announcement. LOL. Even the retards in the back understood the contradiction.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2024 12:35 PM (Odg76)

184 Bring out the Holy Hand-grenade of Antioch.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 12:35 PM (ZAATd)

185 173 Torricelli was in one machine state dominated by the Dems for decades. There are quite a few states that are approaching ballot finalization and the uncertainty of levels of state courts and perhaps collateral federal review make it unlikely to win in every state.

Once the ballots start actually being mailed, the ballots in that state are fixed and dead Mel Carnahan v. Ashcroft is the more appropriate reference in Missouri.
Posted by: whig at July 10, 2024 12:34 PM (mIs2x)

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With Ohio bending over to give Biden ballot access as soon as it happened, farking Ohio which is now something like a R+12 state, I can't imagine any GOP state machine not doing the same thing in similar circumstances.

At least the OH legislature got the ban on foreign funding of elections thing passed at the same time, so it wasn't a complete loss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 12:36 PM (GBKbO)

186 There was a Caddyshack II?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Unfortunately.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 10, 2024 12:36 PM (qZEuM)

187 Shelf building contest to settle it all.

Posted by: Typical College Protestor at July 10, 2024 12:36 PM (8uciw)

188 Hakim and the financial industry in NY would probably rather a rotting Biden than political uncertainty that created chaos in the markets just before the election.

Then you have the foreign Iran, Euroland, China, etc contingents. They have said nothing.
Posted by: whig at July 10, 2024 12:31 PM (mIs2x)

What will be fun - what I pretty much expect - is for Jill and Hunter to be able to stamp out all current opposition in the Party, at least for now. But I also expect the Convention to be a total shitshow, and after that I would not be surprised to see Trump leading by 10 - 12 points. At that point Dems will panic all over again and may successfully replace Joe - but then it will be way too late.

Why do I think this will happen? Because it's a totally dysfunctional response to their real problems, and this is what dysfunctional people and parties do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2024 12:36 PM (wyMQY)

189 Biden can't drop out. He cannot. As soon as he becomes "the former president" his brother and Hunter become targets. Targets for investigation and for the "friends" who want to make sure people don't dig up the truth about their corrupt "business" deals.

So he will continue as the candidate believing that he will win because of the fraud. When he loses in a landslide, his only hope is that a bunch of those "friends" are taken out also.

Hunter Biden is a dead man walking.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 10, 2024 12:36 PM (4XwPj)

190 Stupid sock.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 10, 2024 12:36 PM (8uciw)

191 I think you are wrong about the polarization being 50/50. The Independents are moving right. You only have the crazy leftists still supporting Biden. That is where his 38% still approving of his job.
He is now at 58% disapproval and polling over 60% dissapproval in some polls inclusing NY Times, CNN ,WSJ. We are closer to 2/3rds than 50%.
They can't change this overnight. There is nothing they can do about Immigration, Crime and inflation in the time remaining.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 10, 2024 12:36 PM (t/2Uw)

192 177 They are stuck with Biden and Harris. And it's their own doing.
Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2024 12:34 PM (xhfG9)

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This was obvious the second the kicked RFK out of the party for challenging Biden in a primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 12:36 PM (GBKbO)

193 The state and federal election laws were not crafted in a way that makes replacement of a candidate for something other than their untimely death, an easy endeavor. The filing and overall process alone takes time. That’s before you get to the party aspects of it including the awarding of delegates, etc. the Democrats know this and that’s why they’re panicking. That window is slowly closing. Above that, defining a candidate to the electorate takes time, and that window is also about to close. Bottom line, they’re stuck with Biden, so look to the most insidious things you can think of that Democrats can do to try and take Trump out of the equation.

Posted by: Master Shelver at July 10, 2024 12:36 PM (ATSTk)

194 50 In addition to Trump carrying his own bag I am certain Biden said before each tee he gets to kick Trump in the nuts for each stroke on the previous hole.
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Scottish Rochambeau.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 12:37 PM (Jh5b+)

195 With Ohio bending over to give Biden ballot access as soon as it happened, farking Ohio which is now something like a R+12 state, I can't imagine any GOP state machine not doing the same thing in similar circumstances.

At least the OH legislature got the ban on foreign funding of elections thing passed at the same time, so it wasn't a complete loss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the c

There would probably be a coiuple that would tell him to Fuck Off, I imagine my state would.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2024 12:37 PM (CIS44)

196 no amount of stubbornness from Biden/Jill can overcome his physical degeneration

although I never expected him to make it this long (I can see certain interests working to hasten his demise if he doesn't withdraw though)

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at July 10, 2024 12:37 PM (V6W16)

197 Why do we assume the polarization leading to a roughly 50/50 country is accurate?

The polling has to be close. How do you think we scare up donations as we run candidates on both sides of every issue?

Posted by: The System at July 10, 2024 12:37 PM (xjAvD)

198 A California bill that would increase penalties for child sex trafficking and the solicitation of sex from minors has received backlash from activists claiming it would unfairly affect the LGBTQ community.

Activists voiced concerns during a hearing of the Assembly Public Safety Committee last week that the bill, known as SB 1414, would “disproportionately impact marginalized communities,” such as those of black, brown, and LGBTQ individuals.

.. don't the children count as "marginalized " ?
They had to get past the abortionist to get here.

Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2024 12:37 PM (RHGPo)

199 Biden could challenge Trump to an Ice Cream eating contest.
Posted by: redridinghood

Dessert after my taco bowl sounds good.

Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at July 10, 2024 12:37 PM (v0R5T)

200 That "twenty stroke" handicap that Trump offered up?

Trump ain't stoopid. Guar-an-damn-tee-ya, that his staff has quietly inquired as to various Club Pros at courses and Country Clubs where Biden has played in the past two or three years.

They've scouted his game down to Sabre Metric levels of detail, know his drives, his irons, his short game, his putts. They know if he can blast out of a sand trap, and how often he splashes the water hazards.

Twenty Strokes might sound out on the edge, but I'm certain that it's within reality.

It's also calculated as to both Rattle and Insult FJB, all in the same strike of the gauntlet.

Advantage, Trump.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 10, 2024 12:38 PM (kQgoX)

201 Plus, I always use my tried-and-true method to divine tough-to-divine matters. I close my eyes, grab my balls, and sense which way the tingle runs. Hasn't failed me yet.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Which way is the tingle running on families having a tough time feeding themselves for the last 3+ years? That's the biggest difference. That's hitting every demographic. And it isn't getting better.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2024 12:38 PM (6GRih)

202 >>> 137 Since golf has been rejected, Trump should challenge Biden to a 500 ~~meter~~ yard stroll.
Posted by: Stateless at July 10, 2024 12:28 PM (jvJvP)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 10, 2024 12:38 PM (VavZF)

203 btw Chris Stigall had a great interview with RFK Jr this AM

he is ready willing and able to fill in for Joetato!

honestly - he'd have a great shot. they're fools tho, they won't do this.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 10, 2024 12:38 PM (s3qiR)

204
What's weird in the clip though, is that after he says "talking to your wife," which is what he says, he almost realizes what it sounded like and stops, pauses, and then apologizes for some reason.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 10, 2024 12:33 PM

I've only seen the 11 second video on Twitter which the usual players have posted. That adds a little more detail. I know what I hear, my wife heard the same thing.

It's the chuckle he makes beforehand that makes me believe he did it intentionally. As if he's trying to pollute the jury pool and shoot himself in the foot so that 'no reasonable prosecutor' blah, blah, blah. YMMV

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 10, 2024 12:38 PM (RKVpM)

205 I don’t think Joe could even complete 3 holes…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 10, 2024 12:15 PM (2BAti)

I'm not sure he could survive 3 holes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2024 12:38 PM (IUd0M)

206 Steven Hayward says he has found the greatest CNN segment ever (meaning hilariously hypocritical), and, of course, it is Fake Jake

https://tinyurl.com/yejcks4x
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 10, 2024 12:35 PM (hMvZ1)

Tapper says that the radio lady that was fired was fired for the huge no no of telling everyone she was given the questions to ask beforehand?

Uh........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

207 195 There would probably be a coiuple that would tell him to Fuck Off, I imagine my state would.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2024 12:37 PM (CIS44)

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I would hope there would be at least a few.

There would be huge down-ballot implications for that.

"I can't even vote for president, so I might as well not even show up."

Which has a limited impact in a place like OK, but would have greater impact in places like, say, GA. The GA GOP would never allow themselves such an ungentlemanly advantage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

208 I don't know why Joe would be so scared to play a round of golf with Trump. He's so tough and virile and in good health, he'd easily beat him.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 10, 2024 12:39 PM (IHRQq)

209 I expect Joe to have a complete breakdown by the third hole.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 10, 2024 12:39 PM (JLq/1)

210 If media polls are willing to lie about elections months out to try and set narratives, would they be willing to lie about other things to set narratives?

The only potential corrective to something like political polling is the actual elections (which have shown polling to be...flailing a bit). What is the corrective to something like, say, the public's opinions on trannies in sports?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 12:34 PM (GBKbO)
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Because I match polls with actual observations. Trannies are a good example. Forget the polls. Look at what's actually happening in the world. The tranny perversion and insane unfairness to actual women -- women who usually are catered to and protected at all costs -- should be revolting to 99% of people. But it clearly ain't. Look at all the actual examples of it being celebrated and pushed and fawned over at all costs. The polls on trannies thus reflect reality, IMO.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 10, 2024 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

211 Theory: By throwing out all this drama surrounding the DNC they are getting eyeballs on their stupidfuck convention which will just be standard commie fare and an unceremonious nomination of a born demented low iq loser.

Posted by: ... at July 10, 2024 12:39 PM (V3MYN)

212 150 I mean the implication of that weird comment about the man's wife was clearly supposed to be perverted/insulting.

the usual Biden charm

anyway did anyone see Joetato try to put the medal on the guy?!?! he barely could and rubbed up against his back like a perv.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 10, 2024 12:30 PM (s3qiR)

I saw that. I was waiting for Joe to fumble getting the velcro overlapped and the medal hitting the floor with a 'ding.' He finally got it, after much fumbling. From now on Jill will demand very strong magnets as the ribbon closure mechanism. Or insist a military aide get the ribbon on the awardee while Joe states at the ceiling.

Posted by: Gref at July 10, 2024 12:39 PM (5fDan)

213 Scottish Rochambeau.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 12:37 PM (Jh5b+)

Nah, you can keep the duck.

Posted by: Buddy Hackett at July 10, 2024 12:39 PM (qZEuM)

214 Which has a limited impact in a place like OK, but would have greater impact in places like, say, GA. The GA GOP would never allow themselves such an ungentlemanly advantage.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at

Truer words have never been spoken.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2024 12:40 PM (CIS44)

215 There was a Caddyshack II?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 12:33 PM (ZAATd)

Let's pretend there wasn't

Posted by: Doof at July 10, 2024 12:40 PM (RhGG0)

216 Biden meant Putt Putt.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 12:40 PM (1bNHn)

217 Can Biden really come out and say he is above his own challenge?

Posted by: ... at July 10, 2024 12:40 PM (V3MYN)

218 The tactical bazooka nukes in Starship Troopers were a real thing.

The trick was to have an underground bunker, and to fire from next to the hatch, then scrambling down and closing the heavy door.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 10, 2024 12:40 PM (cf/0E)

219 Ace: Did you see this one?

https://rb.gy/s3kt6q

/ I swear Biden is shooting himself in the foot intentionally. He even chuckles before he says it. About 11 seconds.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 10, 2024

***
I couldn't understand what he was saying. If it hadn't been F. Joke, I'd have suspected it was someone speaking a foreign language.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2024 12:40 PM (J2vNu)

220 Trump should have suggested the loser has to have sex with Jill Biden.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 10, 2024 12:40 PM (B0mGw)

221 210 Because I match polls with actual observations. Trannies are a good example. Forget the polls. Look at what's actually happening in the world. The tranny perversion and insane unfairness to actual women -- women who usually are catered to and protected at all costs -- should be revolting to 99% of people. But it clearly ain't. Look at all the actual examples of it being celebrated and pushed and fawned over at all costs. The polls on trannies thus reflect reality, IMO.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 10, 2024 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

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Anecdotes vs. data argument.

What if, let's say, that the whole tranny in sports thing is actually really rare? Like, it only happens on something like 3% of girls sports teams. Where would the objections be coming from?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 12:40 PM (GBKbO)

222 I think that I could beat Trump if he spotted me 20 strokes, maybe, if I had a good day.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 10, 2024 12:41 PM (Cx3Fg)

223 Joey driving a golf cart set the Benny Hill theme.

America's Most Cringe Video.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 12:41 PM (ZAATd)

224 In Tuesday’s episode of his radio show, Charlamagne Tha God blasted Joe Biden for refusing to gracefully exit the stage.

“All I hear is ego,” he said, referring to Biden’s recent MSNBC Morning Joe phone interview during which the president belligerently declared he won’t be dropping out of the race and even invited rival Democrats to “challenge me.”

Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2024 12:41 PM (RHGPo)

225 I stand by my position to date: they're stuck with him. If it turns out otherwise, well, I never promised that I'm never wrong.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 10, 2024 12:15 PM (HnUIn)

I will state, flat out, that the Dems are stuck with Biden AND that I am never wrong. Should something happen which "allows" the Dems to rid themselves of Biden - short of death - then I would like to announce that my account was hacked.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2024 12:41 PM (IUd0M)

226 I don’t think Joe could even complete 3 holes…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 10, 2024 12:15 PM (2BAti)

A bushel of little girls disagree.

Posted by: ... at July 10, 2024 12:41 PM (V3MYN)

227 214 Truer words have never been spoken.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2024 12:40 PM (CIS44)

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Your mother is a delightful lady who makes wonder apple pies for celebratory occasions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

228 To remove either or both of them would be admitting failure of their plan and I just don't think their egos will allow them to do that. It's Harris or bust, if Commander in Shart can't finish the job.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

They have to pretend for 11 more days until Biden is made the official nominee during the DNC rules cmmte concall on July 21, then he's out.

DNC rules say the DNC gets to choose the replacement if they lose the official nominee. If he's not the official nominee when he goes then it's an open convention that will get ugly and whoever wins will clean out the DNC. Self-preservation is all the higher-ups care about.

Posted by: No one at July 10, 2024 12:41 PM (CQ3Qb)

229 Former U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley released the delegates she had earned to former President Donald Trump ahead of the Republican National Convention next week.

Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2024 12:41 PM (RHGPo)

230 Trump ain't stoopid. Guar-an-damn-tee-ya, that his staff has quietly inquired as to various Club Pros at courses and Country Clubs where Biden has played in the past two or three years.

-

The last articles I'm seeing about Biden golfing were how he has only played once in his first 100 days as president and stuff back from 2021.

I'm betting Biden hasn't played in at least two years. Because he can't. The old man can't walk up stairs. There's no way he's swinging a club.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at July 10, 2024 12:42 PM (SkCDA)

231 A California bill that would increase penalties for child sex trafficking and the solicitation of sex from minors has received backlash from activists claiming it would unfairly affect the LGBTQ community.

Ask "how"? In detail.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2024 12:42 PM (6GRih)

232 They've scouted his game down to Sabre Metric levels of detail, know his drives, his irons, his short game, his putts. They know if he can blast out of a sand trap, and how often he splashes the water hazards.

Or they've looked at the last three years of public appearances of that shuffling decrepit husk of a pedophile, who can barely walk or move his upper body anymore, and concluded any handicap is reasonable.

Posted by: spindrift at July 10, 2024 12:42 PM (OguvZ)

233 Never a bad time to watch this again:

https://tinyurl.com/5n8ndvna
Posted by: bluebell
.......

Perfect.

Posted by: wth at July 10, 2024 12:42 PM (v0R5T)

234 don’t think Joe could even complete 3 holes…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 10, 2024 12:15 PM (2BAti)

I'm not sure he could survive 3 holes.

I do 3 holes before noon.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at July 10, 2024 12:42 PM (8uciw)

235 Trump should have suggested the loser has to have sex with Jill Biden.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 10, 2024 12:40 PM (B0mGw)

Good shit

Posted by: ... at July 10, 2024 12:42 PM (V3MYN)

236 Willowed but applicable!

The Olde Guard Democrats seem to be siding with *biden. I guess they sense a precedent if he's forced out due to "old age." Or senility.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2024 12:19 PM (Q4IgG)

I think that if Trump and his crew were smart, they would, of course, mention Biden's senility and frailty, but-

They should start emphasizing strongly that Biden's senility isn't the reason that people hate "Bidenonomics and the current culture.

It's his and the Democrats' policies that are leading to national malaise and failure.

Electing any Democrat would mean the same failed policies only they would then be initiated by the someone who's not a senile vegetable,

and that would be worse. Much, much worse.

Trump could have fun with this part: ex. "Can you imagine more inflation?'

Start building coat-tails, baby!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 10, 2024 12:42 PM (eDfFs)

237 honestly - he'd have a great shot. they're fools tho, they won't do this.
Posted by: BlackOrchid

He's taken too many shots at the Sacred Cows of the professional left; pharma, Wall Street, Ukraine funding...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2024 12:42 PM (IG4Id)

238 The other stipulation was that Joe gets to tee off from the Dementia tees.

Which would be at the edge of the greens. Only needs a putter.

Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2024 12:42 PM (KfN19)

239 If you listen to it close enough, he says "talking to your wife."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

Who are you and what have you done with Sponge?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2024 12:42 PM (IUd0M)

240 Hump Day already. Gotta go book a cabin for the weekend.

Posted by: Nathan Wade at July 10, 2024 12:43 PM (V5BDR)

241 All I would have added to the golf challenge, were I Trump, is that Joe could tee off from the ladies' tees.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 10, 2024 12:43 PM (PQclV)

242 Biden is a dishonorable, lying coward.
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Don't forget, he's a pervert, too.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 12:43 PM (1bNHn)

243 Yeah, no. There is a legal process for putting a candidate on the ballot. That’s not going to work out easily for anyone trying to replace a candidate for convenience. Biden’s own words as of late are enough to make many of those arguments specious and unlikely to succeed before certain state judges.

Posted by: Master Shelver at July 10, 2024 12:43 PM (ATSTk)

244 Former U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley released the delegates she had earned to former President Donald Trump ahead of the Republican National Convention next week.
Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2024 12:41 PM (RHGPo)

Does that mean it's no longer fun to underestimate her?

Posted by: Doof at July 10, 2024 12:43 PM (RhGG0)

245 Jill as Peg Bundy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 12:43 PM (ZAATd)

246 I remember thinking it was strange back in like 2018 that the Left announced that all the proposed pedo laws were anti-gay. I mean, you said it bro.

Posted by: ... at July 10, 2024 12:43 PM (V3MYN)

247 Jill Biden has a voice that makes Hillary sound like Lana Del Rey.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 10, 2024 12:43 PM (cf/0E)

248 Because I match polls with actual observations. Trannies are a good example. Forget the polls. Look at what's actually happening in the world. The tranny perversion and insane unfairness to actual women -- women who usually are catered to and protected at all costs -- should be revolting to 99% of people. But it clearly ain't. Look at all the actual examples of it being celebrated and pushed and fawned over at all costs. The polls on trannies thus reflect reality, IMO.
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Related:

Oli London @OliLondonTV Jul 8
This is a video by a city council in Finland to prevent migrant men from assaulting women.
“Stop, don’t touch me there, this is my no no square.”

https://tinyurl.com/2s7r2573
13 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 12:44 PM (Jh5b+)

249 In golf we have sand traps.
Can we make quicksand traps or, for Joe, slowsand traps?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, gli ippopotami puzzano at July 10, 2024 12:44 PM (qfLjt)

250 Jill as Peg Bundy?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 12:43 PM (ZAATd)

That's Obama's nickname for Mooch

Posted by: ... at July 10, 2024 12:44 PM (V3MYN)

251 All I would have added to the golf challenge, were I Trump, is that Joe could tee off from the ladies' tees.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

well ya, no one wants to see him shuffle down the fairway with his dick out when he didnt hit it past the ladies tees.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2024 12:44 PM (CIS44)

252 The "stroll" has possibilites.

Get paid by the track lap for charities, TV coverage, ambulance in the infield for when Biden falls. One hour time limit. On course interviews. Most laps wins. Ratings GOLD.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 10, 2024 12:44 PM (Z8Yh2)

253 Yeah, no. There is a legal process for putting a candidate on the ballot. That’s not going to work out easily for anyone trying to replace a candidate for convenience. Biden’s own words as of late are enough to make many of those arguments specious and unlikely to succeed before certain state judges.
Posted by: Master Shelver

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That's how it's supposed to work, but that's not real life.

Just ask that clerk in Kentucky who didn't have the authority to change the wording on marriage licenses.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at July 10, 2024 12:44 PM (SkCDA)

254 Hey Jill, wanna dance?

I bet you were something before electricity!

Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at July 10, 2024 12:45 PM (wGerL)

255 I don't think *biden's played a round of golf in his life. There are photos of him on a course, but personally, I think those were publicity shots. I doubt he had the patience to play 9 holes, let alone 18. Plus, he likely sucked.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2024 12:45 PM (Q4IgG)

256 Who are you and what have you done with Sponge?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2024 12:42 PM

Sponge is out painting "First!" on small town water towers using John Deere green.

'Merica!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 10, 2024 12:45 PM (PQclV)

257 Jill as Peg Bundy?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Peg outclasses Dr. Jill by a long shot.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 10, 2024 12:45 PM (2yUcp)

258 Another thing a pay per view of a match between Biden and Trump would be the kind of unvarnished view of both men to the world.

Since character is apparently so important to people.

Biden and Trump, perhaps with caddies, alone for a few hours as they play 18 holes. It'd be interesting to see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 12:45 PM (GBKbO)

259 TJM

Did you see that Tester is down 5 points to Sheehy in a new Remington poll released today? This is the first poll reported by RCP to show Sheehy leading.

You said you saw another one with Sheehy leading recently, but RCP didn't report that one.

Remington (R) is a GOP-affiliated pollster, but its Senate results (today) are not uniformly good for GOP challengers. They have Brown (D) +6 in OH, for example.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at July 10, 2024 12:45 PM (NLIak)

260 "Former U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley released the delegates she had earned to former President Donald Trump"

I can't help but wonder what deal she cut. Nikki Haley for Mitt Romney, 2028.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 10, 2024 12:45 PM (B0mGw)

261 Jill as Peg Bundy?
Posted by: Anna Puma

🤮🤮🤮

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2024 12:46 PM (6GRih)

262 >>> 220 Trump should have suggested the loser has to have sex with Jill Biden.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 10, 2024 12:40 PM (B0mGw)

No.

Posted by: Melania at July 10, 2024 12:46 PM (VavZF)

263 A California bill that would increase penalties for child sex trafficking and the solicitation of sex from minor...

The increased fine, from $10,000 to $25,000, will allow Sacramento to make more money from child trafficking.

Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2024 12:46 PM (KfN19)

264 I think that I could beat Trump if he spotted me 20 strokes, maybe, if I had a good day.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 10, 2024 12:41 PM (Cx3Fg)

18 holes, you get one stroke per hole, then two in hand.

You can't lose to Trump by 2 strokes on a hole more than twice, if he beats you by one on the other holes.

I know he was a scratch golfer at one time, but don't know that he is now. Still, shooting par on a par 72 course means you shoot a 92 or better. Not out of the realm of possibility, for sure. I shoot that or better on occasion, but not consistently. I don't think Biden would break 90. ESPECIALLY at a country club or Trump owned course as they do NOT tend to be easy courses.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

265 Another thing a pay per view of a match between Biden and Trump would be the kind of unvarnished view of both men to the world.

Since character is apparently so important to people.

Biden and Trump, perhaps with caddies, alone for a few hours as they play 18 holes. It'd be interesting to see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughi

Mic em up and so little in between hole questions like they do on The Challenge events.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2024 12:46 PM (CIS44)

266 A speculation. The Democrats seem to have another option to get FJB out of the race: the Biden Crime family.

It is not hard to think that there isn't somebody or some organization, say one of the US intelligence agencies, that hasn't been sitting on the facts that detail the bribery and money laundering.

It is quite plausible to come up with a scenario where FJB is given, in a quiet backroom, the option to retire from the race, maybe even leave office, with him then being heralded as a great statesman, or if he doesn't that a few leaks to the NY Times would make sure he is destroyed politically and for extra measure make it almost certain he would face criminal prosecution.

The politics and optics are ugly if he leaves under a cloud of criminality but not much worse if he manages to survive the current dustup and the wipes out the Democrats for a decade come November.

Posted by: Altaria Poilgram at July 10, 2024 12:46 PM (RUmyk)

267 Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 10, 2024 12:13 PM (uxCna)

Can you provide a link to the Biden essay, please?

Posted by: Emmie at July 10, 2024 12:46 PM (Sf2cq)

268 259 TJM

Did you see that Tester is down 5 points to Sheehy in a new Remington poll released today? This is the first poll reported by RCP to show Sheehy leading.

You said you saw another one with Sheehy leading recently, but RCP didn't report that one.

Remington (R) is a GOP-affiliated pollster, but its Senate results (today) are not uniformly good for GOP challengers. They have Brown (D) +6 in OH, for example.
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at July 10, 2024 12:45 PM (NLIak)

========

There's another one from some GOP PAC that 538 had listed that showed Sheehy up 5 as well. It's a bit older, maybe a couple of weeks.

It'd be nice if Tester would go, but I doubt he's dusted off his flannel shirt just yet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 12:46 PM (GBKbO)

269 Sponge is out painting "First!" on small town water towers using John Deere green.

'Merica!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 10, 2024 12:45 PM (PQclV)

This is oddly specific.

And oddly likely to be true.

Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2024 12:46 PM (xhfG9)

270 243 Yeah, no. There is a legal process for putting a candidate on the ballot. That’s not going to work out easily for anyone trying to replace a candidate for convenience. Biden’s own words as of late are enough to make many of those arguments specious and unlikely to succeed before certain state judges.

Posted by: Master Shelver at July 10, 2024 12:43 PM (ATSTk)

That "legal process" is whatever the parties say it is. The DNC has rules for this. After Biden becomes the official nominee they have sole discretion on his replacement.

Posted by: No one at July 10, 2024 12:46 PM (CQ3Qb)

271 Who are you and what have you done with Sponge?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2024 12:42 PM (IUd0M)

Heh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

272 270 That "legal process" is whatever the parties say it is. The DNC has rules for this. After Biden becomes the official nominee they have sole discretion on his replacement.
Posted by: No one at July 10, 2024 12:46 PM (CQ3Qb)

=======

There are legal processes around ballot counting, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 12:47 PM (GBKbO)

273 I took a look at Joe's "no thanks" response and, wow, talk about a field of straw men being set on fire...

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 10, 2024 12:47 PM (tT6L1)

274 Judge Smails will referee.

Posted by: Ash is a damn robot! at July 10, 2024 12:47 PM (8NuNG)

275
This is oddly specific.

And oddly likely to be true.
Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2024 12:46 PM (xhfG9)

Well, not likely with the news of John Deere going full woke and supporting the LGBTQWERTY movement.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

276 They might even point out that Republicans are trying to choose their opponents -- something Democrats have done to Republicans for years and years.

This is about me again, isn't it.

Posted by: Todd Akin (R, KS) at July 10, 2024 12:48 PM (gKWVE)

277 Any updates on the Baldwin trial?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 10, 2024 12:49 PM (v6JzV)

278 Related:

Oli London @OliLondonTV Jul 8
This is a video by a city council in Finland to prevent migrant men from assaulting women.
“Stop, don’t touch me there, this is my no no square.”

https://tinyurl.com/2s7r2573
13 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 12:44 PM

Holy carp, are they still doing that? You'd think the savage mocking would have taken.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 10, 2024 12:49 PM (ZANHd)

279 I just don't get why Ohio seems to want to keep Sherrod Brown...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 12:49 PM (IyPmt)

280 206 Steven Hayward says he has found the greatest CNN segment ever (meaning hilariously hypocritical), and, of course, it is Fake Jake

https://tinyurl.com/yejcks4x
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 10, 2024 12:35 PM (hMvZ1)

Tapper says that the radio lady that was fired was fired for the huge no no of telling everyone she was given the questions to ask beforehand?

Uh........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)
********
Tapper is culpable for 3 1/2 years of carrying the water for Biden. He's one of the reasons the Democrats are in this mess.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 10, 2024 12:50 PM (NpAcC)

281 182 Steven Hayward says he has found the greatest CNN segment ever (meaning hilariously hypocritical), and, of course, it is Fake Jake

https://tinyurl.com/yejcks4x
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 10, 2024 12:35 PM (hMvZ1)

I agree - that's fantastic! Funny that it's a more accurate sentiment than anything a Fox anchor has ever put out (although I hear Gutfeld did a great segment the other night)

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2024 12:50 PM (wyMQY)

282 I don't know who has Trump's ear on strategy advising, but it's someone with a functional brain. The approach at the debate was exactly what it should be (subdued and allowing Biden to be the focus). Then, removing himself from the media cycle to allow all the focus to remain on an exposed Biden.

Someone in the Trump inner circle has a brain. Imagine that.

Posted by: Orson at July 10, 2024 12:50 PM (dIske)

283 Joe Biden is busy leading the free world. Now if you will excuse him, he has a plane to catch to Rehoboth.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 12:50 PM (evvc2)

284 Gentlemen, we all know this is illegal and against Club practice and I'd like to ask at this time if you all agree to waive all sanction against said referee or anything that might get me fired.

Posted by: Lou Loomis, Caddy supervisor at July 10, 2024 12:50 PM (wGerL)

285 I've been waiting to see the backs of Tester and Brown for some decades now. (No homo) Be nice if Biden's stench finally rids us of them.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 10, 2024 12:50 PM (gKWVE)

286 The point is, half the time (literally) we don't know what Biden is saying. We have to review, rewind, look it up or some other bullshit to figure out what the demented pervert is saying.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 10, 2024 12:51 PM (JeYYB)

287 279 I just don't get why Ohio seems to want to keep Sherrod Brown...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 12:49 PM (IyPmt)

=======

Either they love wife beaters, or his constituent services are probably great.

"Brown personally fixed my momma's Medicare problems," does a lot of goodwill.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 12:51 PM (GBKbO)

288 No replacement on the Ohio Ballot after the 2nd week of August, iiirc, and a couple of other states as well. Have to be a write in candidate after that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2024 12:25 PM (wyMQY)

Remember back when Murkowski lost her primary race and ran a write-in campaign. Some judge ruled that anything with an M counted for her. The uniparty wouldn't even blink.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2024 12:51 PM (IUd0M)

289 It's not Trump Golf Challenge, it's Biden's.

The Dems are no gentlemen.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 10, 2024 12:51 PM (Cx3Fg)

290 I almost wonder if Trump should just say "Biden is going to drop out because I beat him so bad in the debate and that's how history is going to remember him."

That on Biden's tombstone, it will be the sitting President that got beat so bad in a debate, he had to drop out.

Really hit Biden's ego and keep him in there.

Posted by: Blago at July 10, 2024 12:51 PM (wMRY8)

291 160 Beau Biden died at Augusta.
Posted by: Quiet narrator voice

Sudden-death playoff.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 10, 2024 12:51 PM (w9Wax)

292 > It is not hard to think that there isn't somebody or some organization, say one of the US intelligence agencies, that hasn't been sitting on the facts that detail the bribery and money laundering.
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The IRS has a 3-ring binder on this family. His taxes have been sketchy for a very long time. So are everyone's related to him.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2024 12:51 PM (Q4IgG)

293 He does say Talking to your wife referring to asking whoever that is to Stay on the job. He apologizes for making him stay on and having to let his wife know. He is literally reading the joke off the teleprompter. He never even looks at the guy from the time the guy walks onto the stage.
He is unable to do anything but read what is written on the teleprompter. It is no longer a conspiracy theory that Biden is in charge.
It is criminal that he is still the President. It is only a matter of time before some foreign adversary takes advantage of the situation knowing that a Trump presidency will close off many options.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 10, 2024 12:51 PM (t/2Uw)

294 A California bill that would increase penalties for child sex trafficking and the solicitation of sex from minors has received backlash from activists claiming it would unfairly affect the LGBTQ community.

Tell me they're rampant child predators without telling me they're rampant child predators.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

295 279 I just don't get why Ohio seems to want to keep Sherrod Brown...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 12:49 PM (IyPmt)

Any successful Congressman or Senator spends most of his time building a complex network of payoffs to all of the big corps and players in his home district. Getting rid of him means disrupting all of that cash flow for a new guy who won't bring back a fraction of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2024 12:52 PM (wyMQY)

296 Ozzy Osbourne, 75, 'Too Weak to Travel': 'Things Have Taken a Turn For The Worse'

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Well, he’s a Brit and couldn't have replaced Biden anyway.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 10, 2024 12:52 PM (L/fGl)

297 There are legal processes around ballot counting, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 12:47 PM (GBKbO)

More akin to polite suggestions, really.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 10, 2024 12:53 PM (9mfKN)

298 The actress who played Peg Bundy was Leela on Futurama for many years. She has a nice voice.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 10, 2024 12:53 PM (cf/0E)

299 ********
Tapper is culpable for 3 1/2 years of carrying the water for Biden. He's one of the reasons the Democrats are in this mess.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 10, 2024 12:50 PM (NpAcC)

Oh yes. Why I say they need to sit back and REAP the decision they made 4 years ago to foist this f*cker on the American public. They build that administration. They get to sink with it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)

300 TJM

This is not why I long to see Tester beat, but he is a morbidly obese, gross PIG.

I mean, it's painful to look at. And he dresses as if he wants to highlight how grotesque he is, too. Michael Moore takes better care of himself & dresses better.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at July 10, 2024 12:53 PM (NLIak)

301
I mean, whoever would have predicted the day we'd have a calm reasonable discourse over whether the President of the United States said, 'fvcking your wife' or 'talking to your wife'?

It's like LBJ and the pig fvcking accusation of an opponent... 'I just wanna hear the summabitch deny it."

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 10, 2024 12:53 PM (RKVpM)

302 Dummy George Clooney wrote an op-ed in the NY times calling for Biden to step down from running. The guy that had a big fundraiser for him just weeks ago suddenly realizes Biden is unfit? Idiot.

Posted by: Cheri at July 10, 2024 12:53 PM (FGQ5G)

303 The actress who played Peg Bundy was Leela on Futurama for many years. She has a nice voice.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

And nice cans.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 10, 2024 12:53 PM (v6JzV)

304 Arlington Cemetery is 20% Beau Biden.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 10, 2024 12:53 PM (cf/0E)

305 41 Biden might not carry his own bag. But the know the WH press corps will carry Biden's water.

Posted by: Coki at July 10, 2024 12:15 PM (Wkrcf)
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His catheter bag? Eeow!

Catheters to the right of him, catheters to the left, so shambled the FJB.
(apologies to Tennyson)

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i Biden puzzano at July 10, 2024 12:53 PM (qfLjt)

306 Ozzy is looking bad. He should have been dead 30 years ago.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 10, 2024 12:54 PM (qZEuM)

307 Lol. A Biden aide laid on the floor in the fetal position during the debate.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 12:54 PM (evvc2)

308 279 I just don't get why Ohio seems to want to keep Sherrod Brown...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 12:49 PM (IyPmt)

He gets idiots to run against him or they completely fuck up their campaign. And you should see how he runs in the state. From his ads you'd swear he should be wearing a MAGA hat.

Posted by: buzzion at July 10, 2024 12:54 PM (aRLgQ)

309 Any updates on the Baldwin trial?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Opening statements are complete. The prosecution painted him as a raging manic who never once accepted responsibility once in his life his awful and bullying behavior, while the defense painted him as having zero responsibility for anything including his Trump impersonations and him leaving nasty voice messages on occasion.

Posted by: Altaria Poilgram at July 10, 2024 12:54 PM (RUmyk)

310 The last three elections have been between those who believe in America and those who believe in Power. So far the power jock sniffers have been winning.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 10, 2024 12:54 PM (tT6L1)

311 Oli London @OliLondonTV Jul 8
This is a video by a city council in Finland to prevent migrant men from assaulting women.
“Stop, don’t touch me there, this is my no no square.”

https://tinyurl.com/2s7r2573
13 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 12:44 PM

Holy carp, are they still doing that? You'd think the savage mocking would have taken.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 10, 2024 12:49 PM (ZANHd)

It will never work, either. They didn't translate it to Farsi, so it falls on deaf ears.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

312 Ozzy is looking bad. He should have been dead 30 years ago.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, re

Yet Keith Richards just keeps humming along, gonna be the cockroaches and Keith at the end of time.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2024 12:54 PM (CIS44)

313 Tell me they're rampant child predators without telling me they're rampant child predators.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:51 PM

Seriously....this is like the screeching backlash against voter ID. Tell me what you really want to do.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 10, 2024 12:54 PM (ZANHd)

314 Ozzy Osbourne, 75, 'Too Weak to Travel': 'Things Have Taken a Turn For The Worse'

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Well, he’s a Brit and couldn't have replaced Biden anyway.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

60 years of hard drugs takes a toll.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2024 12:55 PM (6GRih)

315 So Biden has backed down? No six irons at twenty paces.
OK...how about M-4's?
.45's?
Dueling pistols?

Sheesh.

Oh well. Smart move by Biden. Trump crushes the ball.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2024 12:55 PM (W/lyH)

316 There was a Meatballs Part II, III, and IV, but Caddyshack only made it to II. It was that bad.

Posted by: Serious Film Critic at July 10, 2024 12:55 PM (V5BDR)

317 I saw Keith Richards the other day then I realized it was Cher.

Posted by: ... at July 10, 2024 12:56 PM (V3MYN)

318 Oli London @OliLondonTV Jul 8
This is a video by a city council in Finland to prevent migrant men from assaulting women.
“Stop, don’t touch me there, this is my no no square.”

https://tinyurl.com/2s7r2573
13 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 12:44 PM

The fact that this is in English, rather than Finnish, indicates the assimilation and acculturation efforts aren't going so well.

Wouldn't this be more effective if it were sung in Arabic?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 10, 2024 12:56 PM (PQclV)

319 "... We can't let Biden completely destroy himself. We have to maintain the illusion that he's still a viable candidate. ..."

This is not really a legitimate concern.

If the Dems figure out that it's impossible to replace Biden as a candidate, then THEY - through their media operatives - will simply go back to TRYING to re-create that illusion FOR US, even though it is impossible.

If it IS possible to replace him, then they simply will, and it doesn't matter if he completely destroys himself.

It's already obvious that he should be replaced, if possible - nothing WE do would change that.

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 10, 2024 12:56 PM (hOOi9)

320 Yet Keith Richards just keeps humming along, gonna be the cockroaches and Keith at the end of time.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Hey, don't forget about me!
-- Jimmuh

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 10, 2024 12:56 PM (v6JzV)

321 229 Former U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley released the delegates she had earned to former President Donald Trump ahead of the Republican National Convention next week.
Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2024 12:41 PM (RHGPo)

I think Haley has done enough to earn an appointment, I think Trump should make her Ambassador to Afghanistan. Require her to reside on site.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2024 12:56 PM (wyMQY)

322 Ozzy Osbourne, 75, 'Too Weak to Travel': 'Things Have Taken a Turn For The Worse'

-
Well, he’s a Brit and couldn't have replaced Biden anyway.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

But, they DO have the studio real to real tapes of him in the original Iron Mountain storage facility.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

323 Can you provide a link to the Biden essay, please?

https://www.highly-respected.com/p/biden-will-stay-in

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 10, 2024 12:57 PM (uxCna)

324 Oli London @OliLondonTV Jul 8
This is a video by a city council in Finland to prevent migrant men from assaulting women.
“Stop, don’t touch me there, this is my no no square.”

Catchy jingle.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2024 12:57 PM (6GRih)

325 It is criminal that he is still the President. It is only a matter of time before some foreign adversary takes advantage of the situation knowing that a Trump presidency will close off many options.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 10, 2024 12:51 PM

I really hate living in interesting times that are likely to get much more interesting.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 10, 2024 12:57 PM (ZANHd)

326 Why do we assume the polarization leading to a roughly 50/50 country is accurate?

Polling? Elections?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 12:28 PM (GBKbO)

The fact that a Philadelphia precinct with 100 residents can report 10,000 votes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2024 12:57 PM (IUd0M)

327 321 I think Haley has done enough to earn an appointment, I think Trump should make her Ambassador to Afghanistan. Require her to reside on site.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2024 12:56 PM (wyMQY)

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Not Iran?

Who is that reserved for? Kathleen Kennedy?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 12:57 PM (GBKbO)

328 I just checked the AP fact check article from the debate. They haven't added Biden's lie that he'd play golf with Trump if Trump carries his own bag. They also, strangely, didn't already have Biden's lie of being handicap 6 (or

while VP.

For comparison, it also states: A mass influx of migrants coming into the U.S. illegally across the southern border has led to a number of false and misleading claims by Trump...Trump has also argued the influx of immigrants is causing a crime surge in the U.S., although statistics actually show violent crime is on the way down.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 10, 2024 12:57 PM (JCZqz)

329 I think Haley has done enough to earn an appointment, I think Trump should make her Ambassador to Afghanistan. Require her to reside on site.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2024 12:56 PM (wyMQY)
------------

Give her a mop bucket and tell her to clean the green zone.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 10, 2024 12:57 PM (tT6L1)

330 Well Joe......we're WAITING!

Posted by: Judge Elihu Smails at July 10, 2024 12:57 PM (qNrK8)

331 I just don't get why Ohio seems to want to keep Sherrod Brown...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 12:49 PM (IyPmt)

He gets idiots to run against him or they completely fuck up their campaign. And you should see how he runs in the state. From his ads you'd swear he should be wearing a MAGA hat.
Posted by: buzzion
____

You can thank Trump for nominating an idiot candidate. A car dealer. Because people love car dealers.

Its whoever strokes his ego instead of who can actually win.

Posted by: Blago at July 10, 2024 12:58 PM (wMRY8)

332 The NYT is keeping the fine people hoax alive:

“ then-President Trump said there were ‘very fine people on both sides’of a violent rally to save a Confederate statue in Charlottesville”

No explicit mention of trump calling white supremacists fine people, but the implication is clear.

https://tinyurl.com/5n8vmb35

Posted by: Oglebay at July 10, 2024 12:58 PM (7fVdQ)

333 The French 'center' sacrificed power to join up with the lunatic left in order to stop the 'far-right' from gaining power, which in the end benefitted the muslim invaders. If think LePen is 'far-right' where do they think sharia law falls on their left-right spectrum?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 10, 2024 12:58 PM (RGl11)

334 The actress who played Peg Bundy was Leela on Futurama for many years. She has a nice voice.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

And nice cans.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 10, 2024 12:53 PM (v6JzV)

She was also the evil mother of Jackson Teller in FX's Sons of Anarchy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

335 Trump is attacking the idiot narcissist Joe Biden right in his vulnerable spot, his ego.

Why did I immediately flash on Inspector Callahan grinding his foot into the psycho's injured leg in the stadium?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 10, 2024 12:58 PM (/HDaX)

336 Peter J. Hasson
@peterjhasson
Chuck Todd says in this podcast that a cabinet secretary told him two years ago that they barely interact with Biden and doubted he would be able to run for re-election
Quote
Chuck Todd
@chucktodd·3h
Breaking down what Dems are really thinking behind the scenes with my longtime pal and Hotline alum ⁦@jmart⁩
7:58 AM · Jul 10, 2024
Peter J. Hasson
@peterjhasson·1h
"There is no evidence he can serve four years." - Chuck Todd, talking about Joe Biden

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 10, 2024 12:58 PM (9aVck)

337 This is just precious. The Biden simps are really trying:

None of the people criticizing Joe Biden, press or politician, have a schedule this full:

Gailen David @gailendavid While President Biden hosts NATO and manages a busy schedule, Trump stays at his timeshares, as he did during his presidency, playing golf and making the Secret Service pay for cart rentals, hotel rooms, and food. For Trump, it's always been about making money. For Biden, it's about being President.

President Biden this week:
https://tinyurl.com/3bj92585

Today's schedule:
https://tinyurl.com/2wz3vzdb

@JeremySWallace NEW: President Joe Biden himself called into the @HoustonChron today saying he's been trying to “track down” the governor to get the necessary requests to release the federal aid, which includes manpower and supplies. Abbott of course has been in Asia, which delayed Federal aid.

This press conference is going to be a circus. They will just sit there with their tongues hanging out waiting for the slightest screw up the 1st mistake and the questions will be designed for exactly that.

news for them: this isn't his first press conference.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 10, 2024 12:58 PM (JCZqz)

338 I'm pretty sure Joe would challenge DJT to fisticuffs during the golf match.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 10, 2024 12:58 PM (JLq/1)

339 There are a lot of personalities that "carried *biden's water." Some still are. Others are in denial.

But if the powers that be decide he's going to remain on the Democrat's ticket every single one will fall back in line.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2024 12:58 PM (Q4IgG)

340 Trump has also argued the influx of immigrants is causing a crime surge in the U.S., although statistics actually show violent crime is on the way down.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 10, 2024 12:57 PM (JCZqz)

Depends on what their definition of violent crime is

Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 12:59 PM (IyPmt)

341 Biden probably has some Sears clubs from Scranton
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 10, 2024 12:21 PM (NtVYv)

If you are as good as Biden says, he should be able to play with tree branches and win...

Once my daughter was challenged to a match in Florida and she had no clubs with her (she was captain of her college golf team) - she took the rentals from the club house and beat her opponent like a rented mule.

Posted by: Boswell at July 10, 2024 12:59 PM (K+UlC)

342 Who is that reserved for? Kathleen Kennedy?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 12:57 PM (GBKbO)
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Mitt Romney has been begging for an appointment.

LDS should go over big in Iran.....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 10, 2024 12:59 PM (tT6L1)

343 Posted by: buzzion at July 10, 2024 12:54 PM

buzzion! How are things on the Other Side?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 10, 2024 12:59 PM (PQclV)

344 Ozzy is looking bad. He should have been dead 30 years ago.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 10, 2024 12:54 PM

You're saying he's going off the rails?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 10, 2024 12:59 PM (ZANHd)

345 >She was also the evil mother of Jackson Teller in FX's Sons of Anarchy.

she was Penny's mom

Posted by: Don Black at July 10, 2024 01:00 PM (/7KEl)

346 Katey Segal was good in Sons of Anarchy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 10, 2024 01:00 PM (qZEuM)

347 @JeremySWallace NEW: President Joe Biden himself called into the @HoustonChron today saying he's been trying to “track down” the governor to get the necessary requests to release the federal aid, which includes manpower and supplies. Abbott of course has been in Asia, which delayed Federal aid.

BS... The Lt. Gov said Biden contacted and offered aid which he accepted

Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 01:00 PM (IyPmt)

348 Depends on what their definition of violent crime is
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 12:59 PM (IyPmt)

It’s not a crime if it’s not reported…

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 10, 2024 01:00 PM (9mfKN)

349 Stop! Don't shank it there! This is my putt putt square!

Posted by: Dancing Robogolfer Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 01:00 PM (Ybyk2)

350
Biden might not carry his own bag. But the know the WH press corps will carry Biden's water.

Posted by: Coki at July 10, 2024 12:15 PM (Wkrcf)
----
His catheter bag? Eeow!

Catheters to the right of him, catheters to the left, so shambled the FJB.
(apologies to Tennyson)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i Biden puzzano at July 10, 2024 12:53 PM (qfLjt)

I always remember a Hustler Most Offensive Cartoon that I saw when I was a teenager. A bank robber is pointing something at the teller saying "Gimme all the money, or I'll squirt you with my colostomy bag."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 10, 2024 01:00 PM (y9nCu)

351 Why did I immediately flash on Inspector Callahan grinding his foot into the psycho's injured leg in the stadium?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

Except Biden would be the one with a gun demanding "where's the girl?"

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 10, 2024 01:01 PM (JCZqz)

352 Katey Segal was good in Sons of Anarchy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 10, 2024 01:00 PM (qZEuM)

Watched the entire series....yes. She was quite good, despite that show going off the rails early in Season 2.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)

353 The Visionary (aka Trump as a golf dandy) - 1989
Ralph Wolfe Cowan

Instead of actual golf they could have an art exhibit of them in golf related scenes.

https://tinyurl.com/bdzm5zbp

Posted by: Altaria Poilgram at July 10, 2024 01:01 PM (RUmyk)

354 news for them: this isn't his first press conference.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brou

But it's his first Big Boy Press Conference

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2024 01:01 PM (CIS44)

355 It’s not a crime if it’s not reported…
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 10, 2024 01:00 PM (9mfKN)

Or prosecuted

Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 01:01 PM (IyPmt)

356 RCP finally moved Cruz to likely R so Senate stands at 50 Rep with 7 tossups.
Tester is toast.
McCormick moves to within 1 of Casey wit Trump now up 5 in PA.
Ohio is +8 for Trump so I wonder if Ohioans will split the ticket.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 10, 2024 01:01 PM (t/2Uw)

357 Catchy jingle.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2024 12:57 PM

Pffft.

Posted by: 1-800-Kars-4-Kids at July 10, 2024 01:02 PM (PQclV)

358 he's been trying to “track down” the governor to get the necessary requests to release the federal aid, which includes manpower and supplies. Abbott of course has been in Asia, which delayed Federal aid.

Biden is run by the most vapid people on earth. People are suffering, but he has to get his jab in.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 01:03 PM (evvc2)

359 A non-American blogger I read suggested they should just our Biden as gay, as a sympathy move.
Not aware, I guess, of the utter perversity of the Biden family.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at July 10, 2024 01:03 PM (y7DxH)

360 “Trump has also argued the influx of immigrants is causing a crime surge in the U.S., although statistics actually show violent crime is on the way down.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 10, 2024 12:57 PM (JCZqz)”

Let me correct you. The “reporting” of violent crime is down. The FBI has indicated that many cities, that just so happen to be “blue” are not reporting into the FBI crime statistics or have changed their methodologies in such a way that it creates a de facto increase that doesn’t reflect past reporting.

Posted by: Master Shelver at July 10, 2024 01:03 PM (oSFyF)

361 356 RCP finally moved Cruz to likely R so Senate stands at 50 Rep with 7 tossups.
Tester is toast.
McCormick moves to within 1 of Casey wit Trump now up 5 in PA.
Ohio is +8 for Trump so I wonder if Ohioans will split the ticket.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 10, 2024 01:01 PM (t/2Uw)

=======

Yeah, most likely the Senate will be GOP controlled, but with Cornyn as the most likely successor to Mitch as leader (with Mitch still around, Cornyn owing a lot of loyalty to Mitch, and Cornyn generally being a shitheel), it's unclear how much will turn for the better.

Still, at least they won't be investigating the Steele Dossier again.

Right? Right?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 01:03 PM (GBKbO)

362 Ozzy is looking bad. He should have been dead 30 years ago.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner

I guess an all bat head diet isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 10, 2024 01:03 PM (L/fGl)

363 Beau Biden died at Augusta.
Posted by: Quiet narrator voice at July 10, 2024 12:32 PM (tNgW5)

Amen Corner. Took a round from a Nazi sniper as he was shielding a family of India... I mean Native Americans... from an assault by cannibals. Corn Pop was in the lead. It was his revenge. Damn you Corn Pop! Anyway, my word as a Biden.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2024 01:03 PM (IUd0M)

364 A non-American blogger I read suggested they should just our Biden as gay, as a sympathy move.
Not aware, I guess, of the utter perversity of the Biden family.
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige ini

And lose the black vote? not a chance

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2024 01:03 PM (CIS44)

365 @JeremySWallace NEW: President Joe Biden himself called into the @HoustonChron today saying he's been trying to “track down” the governor to get the necessary requests to release the federal aid, which includes manpower and supplies. Abbott of course has been in Asia, which delayed Federal aid.

That's flat out bullshit. Both Hot Wheels AND Dan Patrick have both said Biden has their numbers and hasn't called.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2024 01:03 PM (6GRih)

366 Trump has also argued the influx of immigrants is causing a crime surge in the U.S., although statistics actually show violent crime is on the way down.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 10, 2024 12:57 PM (JCZqz)

Depends on what their definition of violent crime is
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 12:59 PM (IyPmt)
***

Pay no heed to those men, women and children who are being beaten, robbed, raped and butchered every day. They are outliers. And ignore the 200-300 American women kidnapped every year and dragged back to Mexico. Nothing to see there.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2024 01:03 PM (W/lyH)

367 I want Biden to hang in there... so we can all enjoy that SECOND debate! You know, the one scheduled for 3 weeks before the election.

Posted by: mnw at July 10, 2024 01:03 PM (NLIak)

368 I am astounded that we haven't heard from Hillary. That woman is a vulture and will pick any corpse clean. The fact she hasn't segued herself into this story really amazes me.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 10, 2024 01:04 PM (n17eQ)

369 333 The French 'center' sacrificed power to join up with the lunatic left in order to stop the 'far-right' from gaining power, which in the end benefitted the muslim invaders. If think LePen is 'far-right' where do they think sharia law falls on their left-right spectrum?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 10, 2024 12:58 PM (RGl11)

France loves head-choppers.

They gave the world the Guillotine, after all.

Posted by: XTC at July 10, 2024 01:04 PM (UnA8+)

370 > Holy carp, are they still doing that? You'd think the savage mocking would have taken.

The leftist brain worm tells them that men sexually assault women because they don't know it's wrong and nobody has told them otherwise. So they're willing to be embarrassed to be the one to let men know.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2024 01:04 PM (Odg76)

371 I do enjoy all the "ego" comments. Reminds me of guys talking about respect all the time. I need some grant money for a study.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 10, 2024 01:04 PM (Z8Yh2)

372 President Joe Biden himself called into the @HoustonChron today saying he's been trying to “track down” the governor

And if you believe that the President of the United States personally calls random newspapers to track down where someone is, I have a whole lot of bridges to sell you.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 10, 2024 01:04 PM (uxCna)

373 I don't know about this. Who is counting the strokes? If it is a precinct boss from Philadelphia, Trump could lose.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 10, 2024 01:04 PM (X3bYC)

374 *de facto “decrease”.

Posted by: Master Shelver at July 10, 2024 01:04 PM (oSFyF)

375 We're at communism vs freedom, so MAGA might as well be the litmus test. No one else has figured out anything better.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at July 10, 2024 01:04 PM (SkCDA)

376 Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 10, 2024 12:57 PM (uxCna)

Thank you, ARC! Looks Interesting.

Posted by: Emmie at July 10, 2024 01:04 PM (Sf2cq)

377 Depends what police reports of 'crimes' go to the FBI.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 10, 2024 01:04 PM (NFX2v)

378
McCormick moves to within 1 of Casey wit Trump now up 5 in PA.

So frickin' tired of the Casey name here in Pennsylvania. I could list their accomplishment on a single sheet of paper written with a jumbo crayon.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 10, 2024 01:04 PM (RKVpM)

379 My mom who is MAGA and watches mostly Fox unfortunately (and some Newsmax), hates the media, would never vote Democrat again, and is fairly tuned in, believes the media was "fooled" about Biden.

Propaganda works whether we like it or not.

Posted by: ... at July 10, 2024 01:05 PM (V3MYN)

380 372 President Joe Biden himself called into the @HoustonChron today saying he's been trying to “track down” the governor

The acting Gov. said yesterday that he had spoken with biden and gotten the emergency aid

Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 01:05 PM (IyPmt)

381 359 A non-American blogger I read suggested they should just our Biden as gay, as a sympathy move.
Not aware, I guess, of the utter perversity of the Biden family.
______

Does screwing my dog in the ass count as gay?

Posted by: Joe from Scranton at July 10, 2024 01:05 PM (RGl11)

382 Ozzy snorted a line of fire ants while on tour with Motley Crue in the 80's. He's really mellowed in his later years.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 10, 2024 01:05 PM (qZEuM)

383 Pay no heed to those men, women and children who are being beaten, robbed, raped and butchered every day. They are outliers. And ignore the 200-300 American women kidnapped every year and dragged back to Mexico. Nothing to see there.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2024 01:03 PM (W/lyH)

Go about your business, citizen.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 10, 2024 01:05 PM (9mfKN)

384 324 Oli London @OliLondonTV Jul 8
This is a video by a city council in Finland to prevent migrant men from assaulting women.
“Stop, don’t touch me there, this is my no no square.”

Catchy jingle.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2024 12:57 PM (6GRih)

Hey, yeah, you're right! This could be the next, "Take Poo to the Loo" (instructing Indians to not shit in the streets) or "Don't be Rama Rama" (instructing Aboriginals to not sniff gasoline fumes).

https://youtu.be/l01AMCBG0Wk
https://youtu.be/Nt0NcaxmGHo

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 10, 2024 01:05 PM (DTX3h)

385 Biden White House demanded Marine Corps band compose 'Fanfare for the First Lady' entrance theme for Jill: report

Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2024 01:05 PM (RHGPo)

386 > Ozzy is looking bad. He should have been dead 30 years ago.
---

He is dead, but no one has the heart to tell him.

Posted by: Don Black at July 10, 2024 01:05 PM (/7KEl)

387 So frickin' tired of the Casey name here in Pennsylvania. I could list their accomplishment on a single sheet of paper written with a jumbo crayon.

maybe he'll strike out

Posted by: d-straights at July 10, 2024 01:06 PM (og5mY)

388 368 I am astounded that we haven't heard from Hillary. That woman is a vulture and will pick any corpse clean. The fact she hasn't segued herself into this story really amazes me.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 10, 2024 01:04 PM (n17eQ)

To me, that says her health really is as bad as a lot of posters here have speculated it is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2024 01:06 PM (wyMQY)

389 @JeremySWallace NEW: President Joe Biden himself called into the @HoustonChron today saying he's been trying to “track down” the governor to get the necessary requests to release the federal aid, which includes manpower and supplies. Abbott of course has been in Asia, which delayed Federal aid.

That's flat out bullshit. Both Hot Wheels AND Dan Patrick have both said Biden has their numbers and hasn't called.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2024 01:03 PM (6GRih)
***

Concur.
Read a story some time back about the White House operators. They pride themselves on finding anyone, anywhere, and in a very short amount of time. They are that good.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2024 01:06 PM (W/lyH)

390 And if you believe that the President of the United States personally calls random newspapers to track down where someone is, I have a whole lot of bridges to sell you.

Back in the days of land lines, the White House phone operators were renowned for their ability to track people down that the President or someone on staff wanted to talk to.

No, the President doesn't do things like that personally.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 10, 2024 01:06 PM (uxCna)

391 Mr. Biden’s average golf score is 18.

Posted by: U.S. Media at July 10, 2024 01:06 PM (Nt9p1)

392 They probably made a tiktok out of the call

"This is Joe Biden. I am calling all over Texas trying to track down Gov Abbott"

Complete with 37 jump cuts.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 01:06 PM (evvc2)

393 the no no square thing is old
not sure why it popped up again
it's still funny tho
the gays in the back esp the one on the left are hysterical with the faces they make

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 10, 2024 01:06 PM (s3qiR)

394 Biden White House demanded Marine Corps band compose 'Fanfare for the First Lady' entrance theme for Jill: report
Posted by: SMOD

*Imperial March begins playing*

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2024 01:06 PM (CIS44)

395
In Tuesday’s episode of his radio show, Charlamagne Tha God blasted Joe Biden for refusing to gracefully exit the stage.

“All I hear is ego,” he said

A guy who calls himself God talking about ego?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2024 01:06 PM (63Dwl)

396 356

Tester isn't toast YET. That azalea has more lives than Felix the Cat.

Posted by: mnw at July 10, 2024 01:07 PM (NLIak)

397 Joe Biden drives from the #1 tee and gets a hole in one on the 7th hole.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 01:07 PM (evvc2)

398 Another Biden Triumph!

It's official: Biden's Hamas pier to be "shut down for good" after only three weeks of actual operation

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 10, 2024 01:07 PM (L/fGl)

399
Watched the entire series....yes. She was quite good, despite that show going off the rails early in Season 2.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)

Easy to go off the rails when your whole series has only a single decent idea, "Hamlet on a Harley".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 10, 2024 01:07 PM (y9nCu)

400 Mr. Biden’s average golf score is 18.
Posted by: U.S. Media at July 10, 2024 01:06 PM (Nt9p1)
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Okay, and after Joe left the first green, what happened?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 10, 2024 01:07 PM (tT6L1)

401 Trump has also argued the influx of immigrants is causing a crime surge in the U.S., although statistics actually show violent crime is on the way down.
Posted by: Moron Analyst

The five largest cities in the country stopped reporting crime, which might impact the stats a little.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 10, 2024 01:07 PM (X3bYC)

402 394 Biden White House demanded Marine Corps band compose 'Fanfare for the First Lady' entrance theme for Jill: report
Posted by: SMOD

*Imperial March begins playing*
Posted by: BruceWayne

Calliope. Camptown races.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 01:08 PM (evvc2)

403 13 Requiring Trump to carry his own bag is f*cking stupid.

NO golfer carries their own bag past college competition.

Sure, pros walk the course, but their CADDY carries their bag.

Requiring Trump to carry his bag is just assholeian in nature.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)

Trump would show up with a little white canvass bag with a driver seven iron and putter in it. Still kick bidens ass.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 10, 2024 01:08 PM (OiAR7)

404 It's not age. It's capability. It's his condition. If he was 50 talking like that, you certainly wouldn't say it's his age. He is done. He is toast. He is fried. He is all played out at any age.

Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2024 01:08 PM (RHGPo)

405 401 The five largest cities in the country stopped reporting crime, which might impact the stats a little.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 10, 2024 01:07 PM (X3bYC)

========

The only explanation for that is that crime dropped so much that there's no point in reporting anymroe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 10, 2024 01:08 PM (GBKbO)

406 389 @JeremySWallace NEW: President Joe Biden himself called into the @HoustonChron today saying he's been trying to “track down” the governor to get the necessary requests to release the federal aid, which includes manpower and supplies. Abbott of course has been in Asia, which delayed Federal aid.

Dude, make me earn my $7200 a year. Y’all got my number.

Posted by: Dan Patrick at July 10, 2024 01:08 PM (Nt9p1)

407 398 Another Biden Triumph!

It's official: Biden's Hamas pier to be "shut down for good" after only three weeks of actual operation
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 10, 2024 01:07 PM (L/fGl)

Remember, kids, always read the owner’s manual and make sure the pier you bought will function in the seas that you want to use it in!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 10, 2024 01:09 PM (9mfKN)

408 To me, that says her health really is as bad as a lot of posters here have speculated it is.
Posted by: Tom Servo

No, none of the people that want to replace Biden will openly call for him to stand down. They'll wear a friendly, supportive mask while their aides and supporters backstab behind the scenes.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 10, 2024 01:09 PM (JCZqz)

409 What will be fun - what I pretty much expect - is for Jill and Hunter to be able to stamp out all current opposition in the Party, at least for now. But I also expect the Convention to be a total shitshow, and after that I would not be surprised to see Trump leading by 10 - 12 points. At that point Dems will panic all over again and may successfully replace Joe - but then it will be way too late.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2024 12:36 PM (wyMQY)

Word is that Jill is planning on attending dressed as Maleficent. Hunter is going to dress as a junkie.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2024 01:09 PM (IUd0M)

410 While Biden is center stage what has Bibi been doing?

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 10, 2024 01:09 PM (n17eQ)

411 Is the 'Big Boy' press conference tomorrow?

Like Whoopi, I don't care if Biden craps himself then and there. I just want him to stay in. Probably not for the same reasons.

The Kos kiddies have been crapping themselves too. They want Joe in too.

Fuck. Joe Biden really is a uniter....

Posted by: Stateless at July 10, 2024 01:10 PM (jvJvP)

412 398 Another Biden Triumph!

It's official: Biden's Hamas pier to be "shut down for good" after only three weeks of actual operation
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 10, 2024 01:07 PM (L/fGl)

I had a sinking feeling that would happen. Why has Joe abandoned the Palestinians so close to election day?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 10, 2024 01:10 PM (OiAR7)

413 Jill as Peg Bundy?
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Peg outclasses Dr. Jill by a long shot.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 10, 2024

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The Wanker family, and Wanker County generally, would say Jill is too low-class for them.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2024 01:10 PM (J2vNu)

414 378. So frickin' tired of the Casey name here in Pennsylvania. I could list their accomplishment on a single sheet of paper written with a jumbo crayon.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

👍

Sen. Bob Casey campaigns paid $500K to sister’s printing company: FEC filings
By Social Links for Josh Christenson
Published March 1, 2023
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Diverse supplier spotlight: Universal Printing Company
June 14, 2017 | Diversity Equity Inclusion

When Margi McGrath purchased Universal Printing Company, a small printing business, in 1995, she never dreamed she’d one day become a supplier for a Fortune 10 company. But in 2014, McGrath was selected as a supplier through CVS Health’s Supplier Diversity Program. Today, she and her team print and fulfill member and provider materials, as well as marketing materials.

“A lot of companies go to supplier diversity fairs, have a booth and make promises,” McGrath says. “CVS Health truly invests in mentoring and fostering relationships with diverse suppliers.”

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 10, 2024 01:10 PM (NFX2v)

415 A guy who calls himself God talking about ego?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2024 01:06 PM (63Dwl

Dude can’t spell and I doubt he knows who Charlemagne is.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 10, 2024 01:10 PM (Nt9p1)

416 In Tuesday’s episode of his radio show, Charlamagne Tha God blasted Joe Biden for refusing to gracefully exit the stage.

“All I hear is ego,” he said

A guy who calls himself God talking about ego?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I hope Joe says he ain't black.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 10, 2024 01:10 PM (JCZqz)

417 Requiring Trump to carry his bag is just assholeian in nature.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)

It's just imagery to accuse Trump of being physically infirm.

Posted by: ... at July 10, 2024 01:11 PM (V3MYN)

418 "Can Joey Showers even swing a golf club at this point? Serious question.

Posted by: Elric Blade"

No f'ing way.

Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 01:11 PM (fV+MH)

419 Trump also challenged Joe to a debate this week.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 10, 2024 01:11 PM (0im+u)

420
Wall blocking illegals from entering U.S. = waste of money

Floating pier that accomplished nothing = not a waste of money

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at July 10, 2024 01:11 PM (SkCDA)

421 Ohio is +8 for Trump so I wonder if Ohioans will split the ticket.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
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If Ohio looks long gone for Biden, my guess is Trump has coattails and can pull some weaker candidates across the finish line. Hopefully.

But Republicans need to get better at Senate recruitment. We throw terrible candidates at the Senate, Dems never seem to waste Senate seats. We should naturally have like a 60 seat majority just from Red States outnumbering Blue States.

Posted by: Blago at July 10, 2024 01:12 PM (wMRY8)

422
“A lot of companies go to supplier diversity fairs, have a booth and make promises,” McGrath says. “CVS Health truly invests in mentoring and fostering relationships with diverse suppliers.”
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 10, 2024 01:10 PM (NFX2v)

Another company that wholeheartedly endorses segregation.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 10, 2024 01:12 PM (Nt9p1)

423 “Wouldn't this be more effective if it were sung in Arabic?”

No. Because, the (actual) intended audience doesn’t speak Arabic.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 10, 2024 01:12 PM (UTD5a)

424 > Ozzy is looking bad. He should have been dead 30 years ago.

He peed on the Alamo. Eff that guy.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 10, 2024 01:12 PM (/U5Yz)

425 On no! How will Hamas get their deliveries now? Guess we have to go back to pallets through Iran.

Posted by: ... at July 10, 2024 01:12 PM (V3MYN)

426 I stopped sniffing gas when they took the lead out.

Posted by: Nanook at July 10, 2024 01:12 PM (V5BDR)

427 Dude can’t spell and I doubt he knows who Charlemagne is.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Joe's so old he met the original Charlemagne. His son Beau died fighting for him at the Battle of Tours.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 10, 2024 01:13 PM (JCZqz)

428 "...It is criminal that he is still the President. It is only a matter of time before some foreign adversary takes advantage of the situation knowing that a Trump presidency will close off many options."
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 10, 2024 12:51 PM (t/2Uw)

Not to worry. There are some pretty strong hints that some form of Continuity of Government has been in play the whole time. That's the extra-Constitutional stuff that is normally only talked about regarding what happens if a nuke takes out DC.

One of the first hints was when the military didn't send an aircraft to go pick up their supposed incoming Commander-in-Chief for his inauguration. At that time, Trump took off for FL - with the "nuclear football". The swearing in was 8 minutes early, IIRC - I think so you wouldn't notice that the military officer with the "football" didn't show at noon.

All kinds of other strange stuff going on, like a POTUS still holding cabinet meetings, AFTER he has left office. His SecState still going on diplomatic missions. Former POTUS still travelling with a motorcade, followed around by a military officer. Current Speaker calling himself a "Wartime Speaker". Etc.

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 10, 2024 01:13 PM (hOOi9)

429 The Marine band doesn't have a hair on its ass if it doesn't slow "Turkey in the Straw" down to march speed and play it with the full band as Jill walks out. She wouldn't recognize it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 01:13 PM (evvc2)

430 I coulda fixed that pier. Hoo doggie!!!

Posted by: Phil Swift at July 10, 2024 01:13 PM (v0R5T)

431 Dude, make me earn my $7200 a year. Y’all got my number.
Posted by: Dan Patrick

To Biden: tell us you know jack shit about Texas' constitution without telling us you're an ignorant ass.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 10, 2024 01:13 PM (gKWVE)

432 But Republicans need to get better at Senate recruitment. We throw terrible candidates at the Senate, Dems never seem to waste Senate seats. We should naturally have like a 60 seat majority just from Red States outnumbering Blue States.
Posted by: Blago at July 10, 2024 01:12 PM (wMRY

Hagen in Maryland is polling much much worse than most thought he would, losing by double digits to the Dem. Of course I can't say much good about Hagen and I think he's a Never Trumper, so he hasn't done anything to try and win. Looks like another GOP-e bellyflop.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2024 01:13 PM (wyMQY)

433 I have $100 that says Hunter doinked Jill. Heck, he pretty much did all the other family members and maybe even the dog

Posted by: Master Shelver at July 10, 2024 01:14 PM (oSFyF)

434 Texas Gov. Greg Abbott says it’s not true that the president couldn’t reach state leaders about distributing emergency relief supplies after Hurricane Beryl, calling Joe Biden’s statements “a complete lie.”

https://tinyurl.com/yxxzcr66

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2024 01:14 PM (6GRih)

435 But Republicans need to get better at Senate recruitment. We throw terrible candidates at the Senate...
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Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 10, 2024 01:14 PM (JCZqz)

436 @378

>>So frickin' tired of the Casey name here in Pennsylvania. I could list their accomplishment on a single sheet of paper written with a jumbo crayon.

Apparently the GOP can't locate any Republicans that actually live in the state to challenge the retard Donk Senators.

So we got that going for us.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 10, 2024 01:14 PM (Jufi1)

437 [o]“A lot of companies go to supplier diversity fairs, have a booth and make promises,” McGrath says. “CVS Health truly invests in mentoring and fostering relationships with diverse suppliers.”
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too

Same with John Deere. They are fully woke now and laid off thousands while sending manufacturing to Mexico. Boycott these f*ckers.

Posted by: You're On Your Own. Nobody Is Coming To Save You at July 10, 2024 01:15 PM (/U5Yz)

438 The tactical bazooka nukes in Starship Troopers were a real thing.

The trick was to have an underground bunker, and to fire from next to the hatch, then scrambling down and closing the heavy door.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 10, 2024 12:40 PM (cf/0E)

Once upon a time there were nuclear torpedoes. Who knows, some countries may still have them. They lasted until submarine captains pointed out that there was no way to survive launching one.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2024 01:15 PM (IUd0M)

439 Has PDT escalated through the ascending multiples of dog dares? I believe this is the appropriate protocol.

Posted by: The triple dog dare being the pinnacle of the challenge at July 10, 2024 01:15 PM (mIzto)

440 439 Has PDT escalated through the ascending multiples of dog dares? I believe this is the appropriate protocol.
Posted by: The triple dog dare being the pinnacle of the challenge at July 10, 2024 01:15 PM (mIzto)

DOCTOR Jill isn’t going to let Joe lick the flagpole in the winter.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 10, 2024 01:16 PM (9mfKN)

441 Apparently the GOP can't locate any Republicans that actually live in the state to challenge the retard Donk Senators.

honesty tho our Republicans are worthless

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 10, 2024 01:16 PM (s3qiR)

442 > But Republicans need to get better at Senate recruitment. We throw terrible candidates at the Senate
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I'm pretty sure only candidates that meet certain qualifications are ever really "elected." Occasionally one or two slip through the net, but generally only pliable and corruptible candidates make it to the capitol city.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2024 01:17 PM (Q4IgG)

443 >>> 391 Mr. Biden's average golf score is 18.
Posted by: U.S. Media at July 10, 2024 01:06 PM (Nt9p1)

Psssst... that's per hole.

*waits for Morons*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 10, 2024 01:17 PM (VavZF)

444 Golly! FJB's meeting with AFL-CIO and NATO today. Who says he's not fit? AFL-CIO could get the contract for the next Gaza pier, NATO to picket and pass out Yellow Cards to the EU non-cooperative.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 10, 2024 01:17 PM (NFX2v)

445 Joe's so old he met the original Charlemagne. His son Beau died fighting for him at the Battle of Tours.
Posted by: Moron Analyst

Tours was Charles Martel, Charlemagne's grandfather.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 10, 2024 01:17 PM (v6JzV)

446 439 Has PDT escalated through the ascending multiples of dog dares? I believe this is the appropriate protocol.
Posted by: The triple dog dare being the pinnacle of the challenge

Doesn't work on Joe. By the time you reach Triple Dog Dare, he's forgotten the previous steps, and therefore gets offended, thinking you jumped protocol.

Posted by: Dog Dare Expert at July 10, 2024 01:17 PM (JCZqz)

447 I stopped watching that network and TV cable stuff decades ago.

I caught a glimpse of a YT snippet of a program called “The 5”.

Most everyone appeared vaguely humanoid, which is nice I guess - but there is one guy who kind of dresses funny, sort of like Mr. T with a side of crank amphetamine. What the actual fuck is going on?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 10, 2024 01:17 PM (UTD5a)

448 honesty tho our Republicans are worthless
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Hold my artisanal IPA.

Posted by: Dave Williams (CO) at July 10, 2024 01:17 PM (gKWVE)

449 So who was Biden talking to at the NATO conference when he said "I was f*cking your wife"?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 10, 2024 01:18 PM (oZhjI)

450 449. His hand?

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 10, 2024 01:18 PM (NFX2v)

451 President Biden, when did you stop "f0qking his wife"?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 10, 2024 01:19 PM (gKWVE)

452 Hagen in Maryland is polling much much worse than most thought he would, losing by double digits to the Dem. Of course I can't say much good about Hagen and I think he's a Never Trumper, so he hasn't done anything to try and win. Looks like another GOP-e bellyflop.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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That doesnt surprise me though, I dont expect Republicans to win states where we lose on a Presidential level by like 20 points. A Republican can get away with a governor win in a blue state to keep property taxes and crime low, but on a national level, they want a liberal Democrat.

But every "deep red state" should have 2 Republican Senators, but somehow thats not the case.

Dems seem to win every purple state, blue state, and even take some red states.

AZ will probably go Trump by several points, but idiot Kari Lake will probably lose by nearly 10 points. And claim the election was rigged.

Posted by: Blago at July 10, 2024 01:19 PM (wMRY8)

453 I caught a glimpse of a YT snippet of a program called “The 5”.

Most everyone appeared vaguely humanoid, which is nice I guess - but there is one guy who kind of dresses funny, sort of like Mr. T with a side of crank amphetamine. What the actual fuck is going on?
Posted by: Common Tater at July 10, 2024

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Was it sponsored by Five Gum?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2024 01:19 PM (J2vNu)

454 Joe has let his big mouth write a check his skinny old ass can't cash. Once again.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2024 01:19 PM (pohLc)

455 Once upon a time there were nuclear torpedoes. Who knows, some countries may still have them. They lasted until submarine captains pointed out that there was no way to survive launching one.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2024 01:15 PM (IUd0M)

Wouldn't that depend upon the range of the torpedo? I expect if you could launch a nuke torpedo with a range of 25 miles into the heart of an enemy fleet, you could take out many ships, with no damage to the sub launching it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2024 01:19 PM (/lvBc)

456 448 honesty tho our Republicans are worthless
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Hold my artisanal IPA.
Posted by: Dave Williams

Why did we lose the election so badly this week? We didn't give the voters what they wanted for the last 10 years and they kept electing us...what changed?!?!

Posted by: Torries at July 10, 2024 01:19 PM (JCZqz)

457 Psssst... that's per hole.

*waits for Morons*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

does in and out count as one stroke or 2?

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2024 01:20 PM (CIS44)

458
Did Ace forget to wish us a "Happy Wednesdayteenth," and declare this, oh I dunno, fake "International Cinnamon Day?"

And let's make up a fake "fact" for this fake "international day of:" a black slave woman Invented and Discovered and Created cinnamon in 1878.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2024 01:20 PM (p0Y4b)

459 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 10, 2024 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

460 The left has a machine to promote politicians that includes a legion of NGOs that will groom and support them.

The right has...nothing.

This is why "candidate recruitment" for Republicans seems weird.

Unless you've become rich and can afford to never work again running or governing as a conservative is dangerous.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 10, 2024 01:20 PM (oZhjI)

461 Biden White House beware: Don't assume Democrat delegates are locked in
The Democratic Party has a Rules Committee that can recommend new rules to be voted on by the DNC — and by the delegates at the convention

Posted by: Don Black at July 10, 2024 01:20 PM (/7KEl)

462 honesty tho our Republicans are worthless
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Hopefully when Turtle leaves things will improve.

Posted by: You're On Your Own. Nobody Is Coming To Save You at July 10, 2024 01:20 PM (/U5Yz)

463 > Same with John Deere. They are fully woke now and laid off thousands while sending manufacturing to Mexico. Boycott these f*ckers.

Farmers have to flash Chinese firmware on their Deere equipment so they can do their own repairs. Deere is VERY against the right for the owner to be able to do their own repairs.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2024 01:20 PM (Odg76)

464 >>> 440 439 Has PDT escalated through the ascending multiples of dog dares? I believe this is the appropriate protocol.
Posted by: The triple dog dare being the pinnacle of the challenge at July 10, 2024 01:15 PM (mIzto)

DOCTOR Jill isn't going to let Joe lick the flagpole in the winter.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 10, 2024 01:16 PM (9mfKN)

Look, fat. I do what I want.

Posted by: Brandon at July 10, 2024 01:21 PM (VavZF)

465 402 394 Biden White House demanded Marine Corps band compose 'Fanfare for the First Lady' entrance theme for Jill: report
Posted by: SMOD

*Imperial March begins playing*
Posted by: BruceWayne

Calliope. Camptown races.

yakkety sax

Posted by: anachronda at July 10, 2024 01:22 PM (oY6Yp)

466 441 honesty tho our Republicans are worthless
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 10, 2024 01:16 PM (s3qiR)

Not true! They courageously step across the aisle to vote with Democrats on looney tune judicial appointments every day!

Posted by: Auspex at July 10, 2024 01:22 PM (j4U/Z)

467 368- I imagine that there is a lot that she's do doing behind the scenes.

Posted by: Cheri at July 10, 2024 01:23 PM (FGQ5G)

468 nood stephanopolous

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 01:26 PM (Jh5b+)

469 "Once upon a time there were nuclear torpedoes. Who knows, some countries may still have them. They lasted until submarine captains pointed out that there was no way to survive launching one."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2024 01:15 PM (IUd0M)

I worked on software for a missile defense system for Guided Missile Cruisers, a very long time ago. One of the options we had to support was a tactical nuke, for use against an enemy ship (although that option was already considered obsolete). The range on that thing was so short I couldn't imagine anybody in their right mind using such a thing.

Some of the weapons the US Navy came up with were just nuts.

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 10, 2024 01:26 PM (hOOi9)

470 I'm good for 18 per hole too!

Posted by: Stateless at July 10, 2024 01:26 PM (jvJvP)

471 In my imaginary Team America-styled next Bond movie with marionettes, Kim Jong Un will actually be really good at golf, as he has traveled the courses of the world impersonating a Jew named Murray Jingo.

Posted by: Murray Jingo at July 10, 2024 01:27 PM (Ybyk2)

472 I wouldn't want to wish Alzheimer's on Joe... how about terminal Tourette's instead?!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 10, 2024 01:28 PM (fvaUq)

473 Good gracious you people move fast.
400+ comments in less than an hour.

279 I just don't get why Ohio seems to want to keep Sherrod Brown...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 12:49 PM (IyPmt)

I had the same feeling about Strom Thurmond for 20 years here in SC. What finally got that old man out was feet first and no other choice.

For the long-nested Congress Critters, I think it comes down to simply to misguided loyalty by voters and also pure intertia combined with state party power structures.

We still can’t get rid of Lindsey and he can probably stay there until he’s found with a dead woman or a live boy.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 10, 2024 01:32 PM (6ydKt)

474 The worst thing about this situation for Biden is that the golf challenge wasn't just an off-the-cuff splutter from Potatohead at the debate. In the past three months Biden has specifically called out Trump to play a round of golf against him, each time offering to spot him three strokes. (This had to have been cooked up by his staff of female interns.) His challenge was full of the bulshit bravado that we've come to know and love Scranton Joe for.

And now, when Trump says, "you're on," all we get from the Biden camp is craven backpedaling because Biden has too many "important things" to do (naps maybe?) to waste his time shutting down Trump.

You don't need a college degree to know and despise a coward who's picked a fight and then runs away when his victim starts swinging. It's a COMPLETE AND UTTER HUMILIATION to Biden AS A "MAN" to duck out of the fight that he himself claimed he wanted when he thought that there was no way that Trump would accept.

Go fight Corn Pop again, President PUSSY.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 01:40 PM (TcVeV)

475 I like this new disciplined Trump. Honestly, this is the secret sauce he has been missing - a bit of strategic silence.

When he is elected President, I would propose his acceptance speech be fiver word "Thanks, Let's get to work."

THAT will make news. Then work 10 hours a day, six days a week. Press conferences? One a month, with three possible answers to each question: Yes. No. No comment. His press secretary should follow the same format, and insist on questions without elaborate preambles "Given what Trump said on such and such a date, and given X, and Y can you explain ..."

We don't need bloviating Trump. He's not getting re-elected. Starve the press - make them report on what you are doing, not what you are saying.

Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 10, 2024 01:46 PM (nLFEI)

476 Trump needs to Triple Dog Dare him. You can't back down from a Triple Dog Dare.

Posted by: Indy Bill at July 10, 2024 01:47 PM (TxJs5)

477 476 Trump needs to Triple Dog Dare him. You can't back down from a Triple Dog Dare.

Posted by: Indy Bill at July 10, 2024 01:47 PM (TxJs5)

Then get him to stick his tongue to a frozen slide pole.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 10, 2024 02:09 PM (R7XIf)

478 If the GOP were smart, they wouldn't be doing what Townhall has reported they're planning- a series of adds attacking Joe Biden.

Any of their adds right now should be targeted at the Dem policies Biden has pushed, reminding them that any candidate replacing Joe will be pushing the same policies. No matter what they say-- it will continue to be open borders, high inflation, soft on crime etc.

Different car- same destination.

But the GOP aren't smart, are they?

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at July 10, 2024 02:23 PM (yCx7H)

479 That response reads *exactly* like an AOC response when someone had gotten under her skin

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at July 10, 2024 02:33 PM (8JeQD)

480 So, Biden backed down from the challenge. Does that make him a lying dog faced pony soldier? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: TXBrass at July 10, 2024 03:19 PM (V1Ty7)

481 Heart surgeon begs Americans: Stop doing this to your blueberries

Posted by: Clickbait expert heart surgeon at July 10, 2024 03:40 PM (Nt9p1)

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