Big Boy Burial Cafe

by @CumbriaSkyscape
Higher-res pic at the link

The picture is real. They're using the tilt-shift technique. I don't remotely understand it but it makes full-size, real-life things like cities and cars look like miniatures. They used it in the intro of BBC's Sherlock series.

... says that it's a technique for manipulating the field of focus so that only a small area is in focus. Our eyes are used to seeing a shallow field of focus when photographing small things, so when we see large things photographed in a shallow field of focus, we interpret those things as small.

The weekend can't come fast enough. Here are my plans.

A little kitten and her big brother.

Pet pile.

These birds are freaking me out. They're doing their best to look like bees or vermin.

Kitten's first random swat of a dog's nose.

Paraglider does some flips and then comes in for a precision landing.

I think this video is from Alaska's annual Fourth of July car launch.

Good things come to good boys who wait. Put on the sound for this one, it's pretty funny.

Get off of my gametrail, dirtbag!

Poetry in motion.

Lovers leap.

Sea lion is a beggar and a chooser.

Sometimes a man just needs to "groom his marmot."

Hide and seek.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/PcGNqBEyV1
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) July 6, 2024

The end.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/I13tf83maD
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) July 6, 2024

Happy dog.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/xlkGr2VRRs
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) July 6, 2024

That nose wriggle.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/sP2pWOfS2s
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) July 6, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 08:30 PM

Comments

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1 Thanks for putting the Cafe up, Ace.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:30 PM (O7YUW)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:31 PM (O7YUW)

3 Anyway.

https://post___.cc/SnJHjyYW

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 11, 2024 08:31 PM (6ydKt)

4 Nice

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:31 PM (Ud7de)

5 "Ryan Saavedra
@RealSaavedra
WOW. Biden says he has no problem if his committed delegates decide they want to vote for someone else to be the party's nominee
5:24 PM · Jul 11, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe "

So ummm....is that it then?

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2024 08:31 PM (fV+MH)

6 I get Fridays off for the summer so my weekend has already started!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 08:31 PM (16NmB)

7 Well f me.

Any free image sharer we can use here?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 11, 2024 08:32 PM (6ydKt)

8 WTAF ?

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2024 08:32 PM (V13WU)

9 It's just a meme I made.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 11, 2024 08:32 PM (6ydKt)

10 @RealSaavedra
WOW. Biden says he has no problem if his committed delegates decide they want to vote for someone else to be the party's nominee

-

This just gets funnier and funnier.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 08:32 PM (uKQ6k)

11 It was a throwaway "I'll arm wrestle you" type line to sound tough, and he released his delegates.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 08:33 PM (uKQ6k)

12 Listen Jack, I got docs all arround me. Last cognitive wus in, what was it? Was in February. I got got a test every day, my word as a Biden.

Posted by: POTATUS at July 11, 2024 08:33 PM (q177U)

13 re 'hide and seek', i wonder if they'd ever watched rita & runt

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 08:33 PM (gKWVE)

14 Anyway.

https://tinyurl.com/2hh73we5

(same link, nothing major.)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 11, 2024 08:33 PM (6ydKt)

15 I love cemeteries. That one looks like a nice place to wander.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 08:34 PM (OX9vb)

16 This is presser many not have been an extinction level event but it was a pretty good approximation of one. This did nothing to derail the impression that he is blathering idiot that needs to be taken to a park bench and abandoned. This was one hour of near near incoherent rambling.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram

Good short-term outcome for Joe, bad long-term outcome for the Dems as a whole. Means he may weather the storm, make it to the general, and drag the whole party down with him and his lead anchor coat tails to a historic defeat.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 11, 2024 08:34 PM (ycI94)

17 I get Fridays off for the summer so my weekend has already started!
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 08:31 PM

Aren't you getting heavy into your TxMoMe Bacon Wench conditioning right now?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2024 08:34 PM (2ZFHC)

18 Sometimes a man just needs to "groom his marmot."

That was oddly relaxing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2024 08:35 PM (Wnv9h)

19 Anyway.

https://tinyurl.com/2hh73we5

(same link, nothing major.)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 11, 2024 08:33 PM (6ydKt)

=====

Heh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 08:35 PM (16NmB)

20 Press is never happy. I got 2 docs? I got seven docs. Not enough docs.

Whisper voice: NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

anyway

anyway

Posted by: POTATUS at July 11, 2024 08:35 PM (q177U)

21 Joel Fischer @realJoelFischer Jul 10
Joe Biden was raised in the Puerto Rican, Greek, Irish, Catholic, Jewish, Italian, Polish, Palestinian, Persian, and Black communities of Delaware. Incredible!

https://tinyurl.com/yjvdk8hb
1:29 minutes; compilation.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 08:35 PM (Jh5b+)

22 Aren't you getting heavy into your TxMoMe Bacon Wench conditioning right now?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2024 08:34 PM (2ZFHC)

=====

I have three whole months for that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 08:36 PM (16NmB)

23 Ryan Saavedra
@RealSaavedra
WOW. Biden says he has no problem if his committed delegates decide they want to vote for someone else to be the party's nominee
5:24 PM · Jul 11, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe "

So ummm....is that it then?

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2024 08:31 PM

Yep biden literally just released his pledged delegates from having to vote for him.

Pretty sure the dnc damage control party will come out within the hour and walk that back.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 11, 2024 08:36 PM (QNSds)

24 15 I love cemeteries. That one looks like a nice place to wander.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

There have GOT to be more votes in here somewhere . . .

Posted by: totally impartial Pittburgh and Philadelphia vote counters at July 11, 2024 08:36 PM (gKWVE)

25 Any free image sharer we can use here?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 11, 2024 08:32 PM (6ydKt)

I replaced the three underscores ___ with ___ and got the image.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 08:36 PM (OX9vb)

26 >>>Kitten's first random swat of a dog's nose.

I like the expression on the mama cat's face: "You touch my kid, you die."

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 11, 2024 08:36 PM (klJTj)

27 >>> 24 15 I love cemeteries. That one looks like a nice place to wander.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

There have GOT to be more votes in here somewhere . . .
Posted by: totally impartial Pittburgh and Philadelphia vote counters at July 11, 2024 08:36 PM (gKWVE)

LOL

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 08:36 PM (VavZF)

28 Can believe Vice President Trump is challenging President Biden for the office. He should wait four years.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:37 PM (Ud7de)

29 Here are my plans.

I was hoping for Phas3 and Ph4se blueprints, and possibly BOMs.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2024 08:37 PM (2ZFHC)

30 Julie Tsirkin
@JulieNBCNews
NEWS: Moments after President Biden concluded his news conference, House Intel top Democrat JIM HIMES calls on Biden to step aside.

He calls Biden a “remarkable leader of unparalleled public service” but he no longer believes that Biden is the strongest candidate to beat Trump.
5:31 PM · Jul 11, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 08:37 PM (9aVck)

31 >>>Good short-term outcome for Joe, bad long-term outcome for the Dems as a whole. Means he may weather the storm, make it to the general, and drag the whole party down with him and his lead anchor coat tails to a historic defeat.

I disagree. For those who watched the whole thing, it ended in total failure.

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2024 08:37 PM (q177U)

32 WOW. Biden says he has no problem if his committed delegates decide they want to vote for someone else to be the party's nominee
5:24 PM · Jul 11, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe "

So ummm....is that it then?
Posted by: eleven

Lol, not at all! The Party rules have always allowed delegates with extreme convictional objections to vote their conscience. Any delegate who PUBLICLY wants to BETRAY the best President in the history of the US is welcome to do so, and will receive all the acceptance and support from the Party and it's unaccountable street enforcers as they deserve.

Posted by: Biden Campaign at July 11, 2024 08:37 PM (ycI94)

33 >>> 22 Aren't you getting heavy into your TxMoMe Bacon Wench conditioning right now?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2024 08:34 PM (2ZFHC)

=====

I have three whole months for that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 08:36 PM (16NmB)

"Bacon Wench Cross Fit"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 08:38 PM (VavZF)

34 Good evening everyone
Time for 1 video

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 08:38 PM (fwDg9)

35 I have three whole months for that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 08:36 PM (16NmB)

"Bacon Wench Cross Fit"
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2024 08:38 PM (VavZF

I'm guessing Rule 32 for that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:38 PM (Ud7de)

36 Not bad enough to justify him being ousted.

TPTB are shitting their pants.

Perfect.

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2024 08:38 PM (SYTee)

37 Ari Fleischer
@AriFleischer
Biden had a good enough night that Ds will not go into a full, public meltdown- at least not tonight.

He bought himself more time, which probably is upsetting to a lot of Ds who think he is the weakest candidate vs. Trump and want to get this over.

The Ds are in a real jam.
5:27 PM · Jul 11, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 08:39 PM (9aVck)

38 He said the delegates can do whatever they want...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:40 PM (dg+HA)

39 Couldn't see flying car video so saw birds, they look cute all lined up.
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2024 08:40 PM (fwDg9)

40 Jane D'oh was here. Embrace the Horde.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 08:40 PM (5MvGY)

41 Kitten's first random swat of a dog's nose.

Kitten is a southpaw.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2024 08:40 PM (2ZFHC)

42 Methinks the knives will be out and getting longer as Team Joe and Team No continue to fight.

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 08:40 PM (rjJqk)

43 >>> 38 He said the delegates can do whatever they want...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2024 08:40 PM (dg+HA)

Well, if they know what's good for them...

Posted by: Hillary! at July 11, 2024 08:40 PM (VavZF)

44 37 Ari Fleischer
@AriFleischer
Biden had a good enough night that Ds will not go into a full, public meltdown- at least not tonight.

He bought himself more time, which probably is upsetting to a lot of Ds who think he is the weakest candidate vs. Trump and want to get this over.

The Ds are in a real jam.
5:27 PM · Jul 11, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 08:39 PM (9aVck

If you're gonna shoot the king, you better not miss.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:40 PM (Ud7de)

45 My brother has done tilt-shift photography. It's really cool. I have not figured it out yet.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 11, 2024 08:40 PM (hZc6Q)

46 Sometimes a man just needs to "groom his marmot."

I thought you were going to shave your beaver.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la pala e pronta! at July 11, 2024 08:40 PM (qfLjt)

47 >>>Would you try this?

I would if I could do it without holding some guy's hand.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 11, 2024 08:41 PM (klJTj)

48 I don't remotely understand it but it makes full-size, real-life things like cities and cars look like miniatures.
------------------

When we see the shallow depth of field (the small area in focus) we interpret the picture as small because that's the only way it would look like that. I think.

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 08:43 PM (lX8VI)

49 I replaced the three underscores ___ with ___ and got the image.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 08:36 PM (OX9vb)

LOL, it even thwarts me that way

"___"

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 08:43 PM (OX9vb)

50 @AriFleischer
Biden had a good enough night that Ds will not go into a full, public meltdown- at least not tonight.

He bought himself more time, which probably is upsetting to a lot of Ds who think he is the weakest candidate vs. Trump and want to get this over.

The Ds are in a real jam.
5:27 PM · Jul 11, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe

Exactly. They NEED him to catastrophically fail, and he didn't. He won't do exceptionally well to save his campaign, and doing generally poorly hurts him more, but not enough to pull a coup and force him out. If leaders want to really publicly challenge him, he needs to be humiliated, repeatedly and publicly, and he's JUST not crossing that threshold for them. It's delicious.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 11, 2024 08:43 PM (ycI94)

51 Haha, fuggit

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 08:43 PM (OX9vb)

52 Jane D'oh was here. Embrace the Horde.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 08:40 PM (5MvGY)

Prayers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 11, 2024 08:44 PM (hZc6Q)

53 >>>When we see the shallow depth of field (the small area in focus) we interpret the picture as small because that's the only way it would look like that. I think.

sounds plausible. That explanation makes me feel further reassured by Biden's performance.

Posted by: ace, a completely undecided voter with no bias for or against Biden at July 11, 2024 08:44 PM (KRtlO)

54 Article 5/NATO. Biden presser. Biden spread his big boy butt cheeks to the dirty filthy deep state and said enter at will.

Posted by: sherpa_K2 at July 11, 2024 08:44 PM (wWnxM)

55 Sometimes a man just needs to "groom his marmot."

I thought you were going to shave your beaver.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore

Truth

Posted by: Miklos, who sells merkins on Etsy at July 11, 2024 08:45 PM (XIkHl)

56 Bribe'em is in an due for a huge curb stomp and tanking kumswslla with him. Hubris Joke. Wrap yourself in it.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 08:46 PM (5MvGY)

57 Will those who want Biden out position him to fail?

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2024 08:46 PM (SYTee)

58 54 Article 5/NATO. Biden presser. Biden spread his big boy butt cheeks to the dirty filthy deep state and said enter at will.
Posted by: sherpa_K2

Oh, baby! I had no idea the Office of President had such PERKS!!!!

Posted by: Pete Butigieg at July 11, 2024 08:46 PM (ycI94)

59 14 Anyway.

https://tinyurl.com/2hh73we5

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 11, 2024 08:33 PM (6ydKt)
----
I thought Trump was the Orange Man?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, l'arancio at July 11, 2024 08:46 PM (qfLjt)

60 I have three whole months for that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 08:36 PM

The Bacon Wenching Olympics, World Series, and Super Bowl combined, and you're letting conditioning slide?

May I remind you of this ancient wisdom?

"One does not simply walk into the TxMoMe and Bacon Wench."
-- zombie Boromir

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2024 08:46 PM (2ZFHC)

61
Truth
Posted by: Miklos, who sells merkins on Etsy at July 11, 2024 08:45 PM (XIkHl

I heard your merkins were made of the finest lambs wool.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:46 PM (Ud7de)

62 It's impossible to not love a Golden. They are the goodest.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 08:47 PM (Xi1yP)

63 Replace the three underscores with three letters in lower-case: India Mike Golf.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:48 PM (O7YUW)

64 Obama and Pelosi huddled as Democrats look to steer Biden out of 2024 race
By Edward-Isaac Dovere and Jeff Zeleny, CNN
Published 8:38 PM EDT, Thu July 11, 2024
https://t.co/9EzcqRrir2

Democrats are desperate for the dispiriting infighting to end so they can get back to trying to beat the former president. And they’re begging either Obama or Pelosi to help them get there, aware that Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer doesn’t have the trust of Biden and that House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries doesn’t have the depth of relationship to deliver the message.
CNN spoke with more than a dozen members of Congress, operatives and multiple people in touch with both Obama and Pelosi, many of whom say that the end for Biden’s candidacy feels clear and at this point it’s just a matter of how it plays out, even after Thursday night’s news conference.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 08:48 PM (9aVck)

65 Waiting for an invitation to arrive
Going to a party where no one's still alive
Waiting for an invitation to arrive
Going to a party where no one's still alive

Posted by: Oingo Boingo at July 11, 2024 08:48 PM (8sMut)

66 ABC News @ABC
Police in Oregon have recovered more than 4,000 stolen Lego sets valued at over $200,000 in a massive bust following a three-month investigation, authorities said.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
It took them awhile to piece it all together.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 08:48 PM (Jh5b+)

67 I was out mowing. Did I miss anything? I'm guessing not, since there's no flaming skull.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 11, 2024 08:48 PM (iZbyp)

68 Any free image sharer we can use here?

That actually worked for some value of "worked." If you replace those three letters with uppercase, I think they should get past the sophisticated masking algorithm.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 11, 2024 08:49 PM (/y8xj)

69 The only people who watched the whole thing were the people who were rooting for it to end in complete failure.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 08:49 PM (BAEGB)

70 "One does not simply walk into the TxMoMe and Bacon Wench."
-- zombie Boromir
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2024 08:46 PM (2ZFHC)

=====

*sigh*

Fine, I'll start tomorrow.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 08:49 PM (16NmB)

71 I was struck by lightning
Walking down the street
I was hit by something
Last night in my sleep
It's a Dead Man's Party
Who can ask for more?
Everybody's coming
Leave your body at the door
Leave your body and soul at the door
Don't run away, it's only me!
Don't be afraid of what you can't see

Posted by: Oingo Boingo at July 11, 2024 08:50 PM (8sMut)

72 Bad Hombre @joma_gc
Joy Behar, whose IQ ranks between dryer lint and a crayon, suffers a nuclear meltdown over criticisms of Kamala’s liquor-induced cackle. Joy claims men only like women laughing in bed. Safe to say “Joy” never made a man laugh, not in bed, not anywhere.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 08:50 PM (Jh5b+)

73 3 Anyway.

https://post___.cc/SnJHjyYW

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 11, 2024 08:31 PM (6ydKt)

++++

Try it this way.

https://postIMG.cc/SnJHjyYW

The filter only catches it if they are all lower case.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 11, 2024 08:50 PM (klJTj)

74 =====

*sigh*

Fine, I'll start tomorrow.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 08:49 PM (16NmB)

I've heard the 'cooking bacon while nude' workout is painful.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:51 PM (Ud7de)

75 Exactly. They NEED him to catastrophically fail, and he didn't. He won't do exceptionally well to save his campaign, and doing generally poorly hurts him more, but not enough to pull a coup and force him out. If leaders want to really publicly challenge him, he needs to be humiliated, repeatedly and publicly, and he's JUST not crossing that threshold for them. It's delicious.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 11, 2024 08:43 PM

Those aren't the metrics that matter.

Unless the polling numbers pick up AND more importantly, the donations return to a semblance of where they were before, Joe is gone, one way or another. They'll probably have to give him at least a week to see how those are trending (unless they crater after this). Two weeks, tops. Otherwise they're running out of time, unless the 25th or Scalia's pillow come to their rescue.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2024 08:51 PM (2ZFHC)

76 63 Replace the three underscores with three letters in lower-case: India Mike Golf.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:48 PM (O7YUW)

*That* is what I was trying to say. Thank you!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 08:51 PM (OX9vb)

77 Jordan61 you are a legend.
You have elevated Bacon Wenching to Horde history

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 08:51 PM (5MvGY)

78 Take fifteen pounds of Marmots, three pounds of sugar, and two quarts of water, boil all together; after it is well sod, pass it by little and little through a napkin, and take out of it what you can; then put your decoction in a bason with four pounds of sugar, seeth it, for to know when it is enough, trie it on a plate, and when it doth come off, take it quickly from the fire, and set it up in boxes, or somewhere else.

Posted by: Marmotalade Recipes at July 11, 2024 08:52 PM (vFG9F)

79 62 It's impossible to not love a Golden. They are the goodest.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 08:47 PM (Xi1yP)

Basset hounds are absolute monsters on the other hand. Fearsome, terrifying creatures.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 11, 2024 08:52 PM (8sMut)

80 67 I was out mowing. Did I miss anything? I'm guessing not, since there's no flaming skull.
Posted by: screaming in digital

A mediocre, highly scripted Biden performance full of gaffes that looked and sounded bad, but not terrible, so the Dems are still stuck in a terrible limbo with a shitty, helpless failure of a candidate.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 11, 2024 08:52 PM (ycI94)

81 How in Hell do they keep the cats in these videos from going after the birds? I've never known a cat that wasn't, fundamentally, feral.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2024 08:52 PM (1bNHn)

82 >>I was out mowing. Did I miss anything? I'm guessing not, since there's no flaming skull.

the consensus is that Biden did just enough to possibly hold off his ouster for a few weeks. a most cromulent outcome.

I was reassured by his ability to just stand at a podium for nearly sixty minutes.

Posted by: ace, a completely undecided voter with no bias for or against Biden at July 11, 2024 08:52 PM (KRtlO)

83 Watching that presser made me tired. I'm calling a lid.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 08:53 PM (OX9vb)

84 He did marvelous.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at July 11, 2024 08:53 PM (bGJ2n)

85 I've heard the 'cooking bacon while nude' workout is painful.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:51 PM (Ud7de)

=====

I don't do the cooking. Just the wenching.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 08:53 PM (16NmB)

86 Love the cat domino video.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 08:53 PM (bS+DD)

87 ABC News @ABC
Police in Oregon have recovered more than 4,000 stolen Lego sets valued at over $200,000 in a massive bust following a three-month investigation, authorities said.

-

Lots of drug problems in Oregon, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 08:53 PM (uKQ6k)

88 If I were a bound Biden delegate, I'd be setting my status update to "Doing a silent retreat in the Himalayas. Don't know when i'll be back. Don't @ me bro."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 08:54 PM (BAEGB)

89 Those dominoes definitely deserved that, taunting thst poor kitty cat like that.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 11, 2024 08:54 PM (SXcyi)

90 {{{Ben Had}}}

Can't wait to see you!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 08:54 PM (16NmB)

91 The cat and that last domino, that’s dedication.

Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2024 08:54 PM (LHPAg)

92 {76} *That* is what I was trying to say. Thank you!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 11, 2024 08:51 PM (OX9vb)

Quite welcome.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:55 PM (O7YUW)

93 "ABC News @ABC
Police in Oregon have recovered more than 4,000 stolen Lego sets valued at over $200,000 in a massive bust following a three-month investigation, authorities said.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
It took them awhile to piece it all together.
Posted by: andycanuck"

Saw a soccer mom get arrested for shoplifting a bunch of those on one of those cop cam utubes.

Guess it's a thing. Another thing I don't get. Legos.

It's been a while since anything made sense to me so what's one more thing.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2024 08:55 PM (fV+MH)

94 He salvaged it. Glad he did. This'll quiet the biden headhunters and keep him in the race a while longer reducing the fascist's coordination and planning time for the inevitable last minute switch. Sssshhhhh....

Posted by: Iggies bro at July 11, 2024 08:55 PM (UOZS4)

95 Felt filthy watching that presser. Shower time. I want Biden to stay in another week or two so the line between the two sides is very clear and bloody.

Posted by: sherpa_K2 at July 11, 2024 08:55 PM (wWnxM)

96 @91/Eromero: "And F these last two in particular"

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 11, 2024 08:55 PM (O7YUW)

97 Jordan61, you and your hubby bring me so much joy.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 08:56 PM (5MvGY)

98 How in Hell do they keep the cats in these videos from going after the birds? I've never known a cat that wasn't, fundamentally, feral.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 11, 2024 08:52 PM (1bNHn)

My 19-year-old kitty went nuts chasing a large bug in our house. She caught it and ate it. I think it was a moth, but I am not sure. But she went feral REAL quick.

Good thing she is teeny. Otherwise I might be her next dinner.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 11, 2024 08:56 PM (hZc6Q)

99 I'm getting Epsteins "cell camera was off..."
Vibes

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 11, 2024 08:56 PM (XLfSN)

100 WSJ; Biden was Forceful and Defiant…

It starts. I guess they figured out he’s the best Democrats have at this point.

Posted by: Truthbomb at July 11, 2024 08:56 PM (Iaicw)

101 I was out mowing. Did I miss anything? I'm guessing not, since there's no flaming skull.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 11, 2024 08:48 PM

1) Jane Doh was here, although Bidenomics have increased the price of apostrophes to the point she can't afford the for D'oh.

2) Coach Duncanthrax had to motivate the Bacon Wench to get moving with pre-TxMoMe conditioning.

Given that latter, will Coach Duncanthrax need to motivate you to hie thee hence to the range?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2024 08:56 PM (2ZFHC)

102 President Joe Biden said nothing would make him reconsider his decision to remain in the 2024 presidential election contest unless polling data showed “there’s no way you can win'.

This is an odd statement, just like the releasing the delegates.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 08:56 PM (Ud7de)

103 Imagine being in a community where kids you know have died from meth and fentanyl and watching the police tell you that they spent three months to stop someone from stealing Legos.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 08:56 PM (uKQ6k)

104 I was out mowing. Did I miss anything? I'm guessing not, since there's no flaming skull.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 11, 2024 08:48 PM (iZbyp)
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Picture a Madame Tussaud's wax figure, powered by Disney animatronics, saying things like Trump is the vice president and my delegates can vote for whomever they want, in between whispering, shouting, and coughing fits.

And he didn't even keel over!

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 08:56 PM (bS+DD)

105 HEY- did you guys know Joe was in the Senate?

Long time

Posted by: Don Black- Look. Anyway. at July 11, 2024 08:57 PM (/7KEl)

106 My Grandson is stationed at FT Richardson (AIRBORNE). He was there, sent me a video on the 4th. Apparently it’s an Independence Day tradition. I think it would be just fine if we started doing that in Cleveland!!

Posted by: Rick554 at July 11, 2024 08:57 PM (FmOIw)

107 Ah, Democrats.

This. This fucking catastrophe. This shambling, ridiculous spectacle of a gibbering imbecile babbling his way through an event in front of Party Loyalists in perfectly starched Juche submission... THIS, is what you consider "fine enough".

and.... AND..... every other hot prospect the junta's got sitting in the bullpen is throwing pretty much identical stats as this absolute derelict.

Sweet holey Emmenthaler... the DNC is kaput.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 08:57 PM (BAEGB)

108 the one with the dogs waiting for the ball at the pool has to be watched with sound ON. There's a button in the lower right of the video.

Posted by: ace, a completely undecided voter with no bias for or against Biden at July 11, 2024 08:57 PM (KRtlO)

109 that's the "Good things come to good boys who wait" video. Put the sound on, it's the whole point of it!

Posted by: ace, a completely undecided voter with no bias for or against Biden at July 11, 2024 08:58 PM (KRtlO)

110 call me when you're 18
*sniiiifff*

Posted by: that whisper at July 11, 2024 08:59 PM (gKWVE)

111 Everything is an op. Everything is fake. Never forget.

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 08:59 PM (lX8VI)

112 I'm thinking this was planned from the start so that the DNC could pick the candidate without interference from the voters.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 11, 2024 09:00 PM (lTGtQ)

113 How many times do I have to tell you thick headed Horde.

Biden was NEVER the CIC. It was OBAMA the closeted CIC running the show for the last 3 years and duly remains so.

Just ask BIG MIKE!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 11, 2024 09:00 PM (TDvv2)

114 Biden says he has no problem if his committed delegates decide they want to vote for someone else to be the party's nominee

Look, fat, vote for whoever you want. But ask yourself how I got to be President in the first place and how I won your primary....

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2024 09:00 PM (yZv1m)

115 Jordan61 you are a legend.
You have elevated Bacon Wenching to Horde history
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 08:51 PM

True. But Tom Brady doesn't just show up at the Super Bowl and win. *3* months until Show Time!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2024 09:00 PM (2ZFHC)

116 >the one with the dogs waiting for the ball at the pool

that was a good one
much chuckle

Posted by: Don Black- Look. Anyway. at July 11, 2024 09:00 PM (/7KEl)

117 He calls Biden a “remarkable leader of unparalleled public service”
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Unparalleled? Well duh, we've never had a doddering old fool as a leader before.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, le ligne parallele at July 11, 2024 09:00 PM (qfLjt)

118 The grands found out last weekend I have two huge totes full of Legos out here in the shop. 3 generations worth.
I have to bring them inside now. They demanded and well, I'm a sucker.
Can't wait to start stepping on those damn things again.

Posted by: Reforger at July 11, 2024 09:00 PM (xcIvR)

119
IMG

Don't see the problem...

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 09:00 PM (lX8VI)

120
Another text from the power company. They anticipate having our power back by the end of the day on Saturday. We shall see.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2024 09:01 PM (KKnQx)

121 It’s a contest Joe. First place is the nomination. Second place? Second place is a set of steak knives. Third place is you’re fired.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2024 09:01 PM (u73oe)

122 109 that's the "Good things come to good boys who wait" video. Put the sound on, it's the whole point of it!
Posted by: ace, a completely undecided voter with no bias for or against Biden at July 11, 2024 08:58 PM (KRtlO

That's my favorite of this cafe.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 09:02 PM (rJ7Hd)

123 The filter only catches it if they are all lower case.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 11, 2024 08:50 PM (klJTj)

You sure?

img

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 09:02 PM (lX8VI)

124 Another text from the power company. They anticipate having our power back by the end of the day on Saturday. We shall see.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2024 09:01 PM (KKnQx

Are you in Houston?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 09:03 PM (rJ7Hd)

125 The grands found out last weekend I have two huge totes full of Legos out here in the shop. 3 generations worth.
I have to bring them inside now. They demanded and well, I'm a sucker.
Can't wait to start stepping on those damn things again.
Posted by: Reforger

-

Good for you. That's why you kept them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 09:03 PM (uKQ6k)

126 When we see the shallow depth of field (the small area in focus) we interpret the picture as small because that's the only way it would look like that. I think.
Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 08:43 PM (lX8VI)

Yeah at real ranges everything is in focus at infinity. to have it look blurry in front and back it has to be very close.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 09:03 PM (eoQWY)

127 Don't see the problem...
Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 09:00 PM (lX8VI)

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Showoff

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 09:03 PM (16NmB)

128 Look. I have docs. I have a lot of docs, and they... look. Here's why. Anyway. I hope that answers you. And by the way, I was in the Senate for many years. It was... look.

Posted by: Don Black- Look. Anyway. at July 11, 2024 09:03 PM (/7KEl)

129 You sure?

___
Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 09:02 PM (lX8VI)

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Double showoff.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 09:04 PM (16NmB)

130 Joke didn't save his ass. The money ain't buying it.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 09:04 PM (5MvGY)

131 All they have is the illusion of cultural supremacy and enough quisling "opposition" to rubber stamp their bigger extraconstitutional excursions. They don't really have real power. Their street thugs and rioters would be pounded into a smooth pink slime if it ever became widely known that the junta that backs them couldn't really do a damn thing in retaliation.

All the Soros DAs and ZuckerBuxx in the world don't really mean dick when you've lost the illusion of cultural supremacy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 09:04 PM (BAEGB)

132 1) Jane Doh was here, although Bidenomics have increased the price of apostrophes to the point she can't afford the for D'oh.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2024 08:56 PM

So you're saying Jane needs the D'oh?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2024 09:04 PM (Wnv9h)

133 It's impossible to not love a Golden. They are the goodest.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 08:47 PM (Xi1yP)
~~~~~

That's the goodest thing you've ever said!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 09:04 PM (3ImbR)

134 Police in Oregon have recovered more than 4,000 stolen Lego sets valued at over $200,000 in a massive bust following a three-month investigation, authorities said.
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Police discovered their location by walking around barefoot in the dark.

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 09:04 PM (lX8VI)

135 Biden says he has no problem if his committed delegates decide they want to vote for someone else to be the party's nominee

Look, fat, vote for whoever you want. But ask yourself how I got to be President in the first place and how I won your primary....
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2024 09:00 PM (yZv1m)

Biden delegates are chosen specifically to be the most loyal Biden people. Its like saying your Mom can vote for someone else.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 09:04 PM (eoQWY)

136 Just got home.

How did the "press conference " go? Did anyone go off script or was it planned and prompted and answers read off the screen?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 11, 2024 09:04 PM (wined)

137 Wow, thanks so much, Ace, Moron Analyst, Duncanthrax and bluebell.

Sorry it took me a minute to respond, was busy with mom.

I hate that I missed a Jane D'oh sighting!

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 11, 2024 09:04 PM (iZbyp)

138
The Dems could go for a record-breaking 105 ballot convention if Joe really releases his delegates.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2024 09:05 PM (KKnQx)

139 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 11, 2024 08:50 PM (klJTj)

Thanks, still learning the ropes on the posting rules.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 11, 2024 09:05 PM (6ydKt)

140 Double showoff.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 09:04 PM (16NmB)

You know I can't help myself. It's the price of abject loneliness.

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 09:05 PM (lX8VI)

141 Toys to build with are best: Lincoln Logs, Legos, Tinker Toys, Erector Sets.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 11, 2024 09:05 PM (qZEuM)

142
Are you in Houston?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 11, 2024 09:03 PM (rJ7Hd)

_________

South of Houston. First hit, last restored it seems.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2024 09:06 PM (KKnQx)

143 Prince Sparkles is getting the Pat Tillman award tonight. So that's nice.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 09:06 PM (16NmB)

144 Coach Duncanthrax is tough. He’ll get you into playing shape for sure. Just…look, if he starts telling you to wear rhinestones, leave and never look back. Nothing good comes from that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2024 09:07 PM (u73oe)

145 This couldn't have worked out any better. At worse, it cost them more time.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 11, 2024 09:07 PM (Dm8we)

146 So far the news sites are having fun with the 'Vice President Trump' bit

Posted by: Don Black- Look. Anyway. at July 11, 2024 09:08 PM (/7KEl)

147 46
Police in Oregon have recovered more than 4,000 stolen Lego sets valued at over $200,000 in a massive bust following a three-month investigation, authorities said.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
It took them awhile to piece it all together.
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Good one.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, le ligne parallele ... at July 11, 2024 09:08 PM (qfLjt)

148
Prince Sparkles is getting the Pat Tillman award tonight. So that's nice.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 09:06 PM (16NmB)

__________

He served in Afghanistan as air rescue, if I'm not mistaken. He had a dangerous job.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2024 09:08 PM (KKnQx)

149 128 Look. I have docs. I have a lot of docs, and they... look. Here's why. Anyway. I hope that answers you. And by the way, I was in the Senate for many years. It was... look.
Posted by: Don Black- Look. Anyway.

Joe, call me. You need to organize all those docs, and I've got a bunch of old binders laying around that I don't need any more.

Oh, doctors. I'll see myself out.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at July 11, 2024 09:08 PM (ycI94)

150 CNN spoke with more than a dozen members of Congress, operatives and multiple people in touch with both Obama and Pelosi, many of whom say that the end for Biden’s candidacy feels clear and at this point it’s just a matter of how it plays out, even after Thursday night’s news conference.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 11, 2024 08:48 PM (9aVck)

Of course these are the same people who thought we would be divvying up Russian land to billionaires 2 years ago.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2024 09:09 PM (eoQWY)

151 Ingresza !

Posted by: My Left Foot at July 11, 2024 09:09 PM (2nlEB)

152 >Prince Sparkles is getting the Pat Tillman award tonight.

why- he's useless and no one likes him

Posted by: Don Black- Look. Anyway. at July 11, 2024 09:09 PM (/7KEl)

153 40

Well Well...God Bless Jane D'oh ...long time poster.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 11, 2024 09:09 PM (TDvv2)

154 Past performance does not predict future results. Joke in a nutshell

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 09:10 PM (5MvGY)

155 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 11, 2024 09:10 PM (WXNFJ)

156 I just got a photo of my backyard bunny in my frontyard, despite it still being very light out.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 09:11 PM (Jh5b+)

157 Repeating Dems plan: Joe will get nominated at convention, dump Kamala, select Hillary as VP, with the stipulation Joe will abdicate after an acceptable time. DNC has assured Joe that their cheat game will be bigger than any backlash about dumping Kamala. The Clintons are still formidable fundraisers with Hollywood. Why do you think she was schmoozing at the Tony Awards a couple weeks ago with her in-suff-erable play. She has ordered a new wardrobe. She is back!

Posted by: My Bollard Babe at July 11, 2024 09:11 PM (V5BDR)

158
Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete

_________

*throws pie*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2024 09:11 PM (KKnQx)

159 He calls Biden a “remarkable leader of unparalleled public service”

Unparalleled means really crooked.

Posted by: t-bird at July 11, 2024 09:11 PM (B46kE)

160 He served in Afghanistan as air rescue, if I'm not mistaken. He had a dangerous job.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I think he got yanked from that assignment because of security concerns.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 11, 2024 09:11 PM (qZEuM)

161 Trump may as well be Vice President because he's going to be President again in six months

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 09:11 PM (gKWVE)

162 155

Evening to you and I DID NOT watch the FJB presser...

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 11, 2024 09:12 PM (TDvv2)

163 >He served in Afghanistan as air rescue, if I'm not mistaken. He had a dangerous job.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

no that's William
Prince Rusty was in an armored unit, if I'm not mistaken

also I'll never believe those guys are brothers

Posted by: Don Black- Look. Anyway. at July 11, 2024 09:12 PM (/7KEl)

164 Prince Sparkles is getting the Pat Tillman award tonight. So that's nice.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 09:06 PM (16NmB)
__________
He served in Afghanistan as air rescue, if I'm not mistaken. He had a dangerous job.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Yeah, I know he rightly gets a lot of hate, and people don't think he should get the award, but...in a way, he's a lot like Tillman. The dude was in the royal family, didn't need to go to war (no picnic even for a JAG fobbit like Beau), but he chose to do so, and with a fairly risky job. If I recall, his troops (off and on the record) all had generally positive remarks...aside from some disturbing stuff about using the same lip balm his mom did on his junk? Lol.

Posted by: Military Moron at July 11, 2024 09:12 PM (ycI94)

165 Given that latter, will Coach Duncanthrax need to motivate you to hie thee hence to the range?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Coach, I've been hitting the weights hard but I'm not back in the game yet.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 11, 2024 09:12 PM (iZbyp)

166 106 My Grandson is stationed at FT Richardson (AIRBORNE). He was there, sent me a video on the 4th. Apparently it’s an Independence Day tradition. I think it would be just fine if we started doing that in Cleveland!!
Posted by: Rick554 at July 11, 2024 08:57 PM (FmOIw)

Good ol' Fort Rich.

I was at Elmendorf eons ago.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 11, 2024 09:13 PM (8sMut)

167 Good for you. That's why you kept them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 09:03 PM (uKQ6k)

True.

Posted by: Reforger at July 11, 2024 09:13 PM (xcIvR)

168 I refuse to watch the Fuck Joe Biden presser.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 11, 2024 09:13 PM (qZEuM)

169 CNN and MSNBC are going with the line that Joe showed a masterful command of foreign policy, and hey, everyone mixes up their words sometimes.

Posted by: Toad-0 at July 11, 2024 09:13 PM (Zs9iE)

170 the one with the dogs waiting for the ball at the pool has to be watched with sound ON. There's a button in the lower right of the video.
Posted by: ace

Okay, I had read it; but, he voices are perfect.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 11, 2024 09:13 PM (3peCf)

171 Posted by: My Bollard Babe at July 11, 2024 09:11 PM (V5BDR)

=====

Husband thinks they are going to go with Kamala & Mooch. And that they will rule for the next 16 years.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 09:14 PM (16NmB)

172 Toys to build with are best: Lincoln Logs, Legos, Tinker Toys, Erector Sets.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Don't forget the apex of building toys: The Hydro-Dynamic Panel and Girder sets. The most fun little boys could ever have.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 11, 2024 09:14 PM (WXNFJ)

173 He served in Afghanistan as air rescue, if I'm not mistaken. He had a dangerous job.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2024 09:08 PM (KKnQx)

So he thinks, but definitely not in reality. He was svery protected and coddled throughout- he really should decline the award in favor of much more deserving AMERICANS, but he won't.

Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2024 09:15 PM (bLe0J)

174 Coach, I've been hitting the weights hard but I'm not back in the game yet.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 11, 2024 09:12 PM

Don't forget legs and core. And aerobics! And dry fire.

Moving snake heads make excellent dry fire targets. Squeeze, don't jerk.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2024 09:15 PM (2ZFHC)

175 Bob Dole had an erector set.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Dole at July 11, 2024 09:15 PM (SYTee)

176 also I'll never believe those guys are brothers

Posted by: Don Black- Look. Anyway. at July 11, 2024 09:12 PM (/7KEl)

++++

Half brothers. Princess Di cheated on Charles and Harry was the result. My theory, anyway.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 11, 2024 09:15 PM (klJTj)

177 He served in Afghanistan as air rescue, if I'm not mistaken. He had a dangerous job.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Well, half brothers anyway. Mom liked the strange.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 11, 2024 09:16 PM (qZEuM)

178 Calling Zelenski "Putin" and Trump "VP" on the same day when he is supposed to be demonstrating his fitness for office has got to be the final nail. The whole world is laughing at him and it's glorious.

Posted by: fd at July 11, 2024 09:16 PM (vFG9F)

179 Prince Sparkles is getting the Pat Tillman award tonight. So that's nice.

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The celebrity that was killed by friendly fire - shot three times in the head from 10 yards away with no enemies nearby - and the military covered it up and created a propaganda drive and then pretended it was a good thing and eventually made an award out of it before admitting that it was us that killed him?

o_O

Good luck, Harry!

-

USA Today / AP article from 2007:

https://tinyurl.com/2z9peerp

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 11, 2024 09:18 PM (uKQ6k)

180 Husband thinks they are going to go with Kamala & Mooch. And that they will rule for the next 16 years.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 09:14 PM (16NmB)

Biden and Kamala or Kamala and Buttigieg. They *really* want to rub those balls in America's face. Thought I suppose that theory could also apply to Mooch.

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2024 09:18 PM (lX8VI)

181 Was it enough to keep him in? Donors happy?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2024 09:19 PM (evvc2)

182
Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete

I read that in an Alfred Hitchcock voice.

Posted by: Miklos, who actually did that at July 11, 2024 09:19 PM (XIkHl)

183 Well, half brothers anyway. Mom liked the strange.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 11, 2024 09:16 PM (qZEuM)

=====

I mean, can you blame her?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 09:19 PM (16NmB)

184 Husband thinks they are going to go with Kamala & Mooch. And that they will rule for the next 16 years.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 09:14 PM (16NmB)
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He's not allowed to make any more predictions. My blood pressure can't take it.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2024 09:19 PM (bS+DD)

185 Tillman was a great player. Wish he had stayed in AZ with the team.

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 09:19 PM (/7KEl)

186 Noah Pollak @NoahPollak
One of the single most incredible things about Biden is that he really does view himself on foreign policy as a combination of Metternich, Bismarck, and Cardinal Richelieu, not as a guy who screws up everything he touches

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 09:19 PM (Jh5b+)

187 Going Forward from tonight...

Theme Song for the Biden Campaign should be..."Hurt" as sung by Johnny Cash...

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 11, 2024 09:19 PM (TDvv2)

188 Husband thinks they are going to go with Kamala & Mooch. And that they will rule for the next 16 years.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 09:14 PM (16NmB)

Not a single AWFL has two or more black female friends.

They'll squee with delight at one or the other.

They'll stay home and tell all their friends they voted five times for both.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 09:20 PM (BAEGB)

189 I mean, can you blame her?
Posted by: Jordan61

No.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 11, 2024 09:20 PM (qZEuM)

190 Don't forget the apex of building toys: The Hydro-Dynamic Panel and Girder sets. The most fun little boys could ever have.
Posted by: Tonypete

The My Little Nukular Reactor was loads of fun. Having six digits all around is a bonus, too.

Posted by: All Aglow at July 11, 2024 09:20 PM (V5BDR)

191 >>That's the goodest thing you've ever said!

It's true. They're the best.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 09:21 PM (Xi1yP)

192 181 Was it enough to keep him in? Donors happy?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2024 09:19 PM (evvc2)

More like not enough to justify ousting him.

The sweet spot, actually.

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2024 09:21 PM (SYTee)

193 Well, half brothers anyway. Mom liked the strange.

In our family, it was Dad

Posted by: The many half-siblings of B. Hussein Obama Jr. at July 11, 2024 09:21 PM (XIkHl)

194 Looks like a normal cemetery to me .. no special effects. Focus is on the center ... that is all.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2024 09:22 PM (Cus5s)

195 143 Prince Sparkles is getting the Pat Tillman award tonight. So that's nice.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 09:06 PM

I hate how ESPN and the ESPYs have become so politicized, so it seems par for the course. Having said that, Harry did serve honorably in the military, and I think that his creation of the Invictus Games, for which he is being honored, makes him a worthy recipient of this award. Otherwise, he’s a twat.

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 11, 2024 09:23 PM (rbKZ6)

196 Volokh Conspiracy: Court Holds Federal Ban on Home-Distilling Exceeds Congress' Enumerated Powers
A potentially important post-NFIB enumerated powers challenge.

https://tinyurl.com/5ej3j6ep

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2024 09:25 PM (45xJP)

197
4 hours of girls aged 18 months to 11 years old being fed sugar . Just finished hosting.

I guess Joey didn't drop an n-word so that's good right?

Posted by: Auspex at July 11, 2024 09:25 PM (j4U/Z)

198 If Biden were really popular, Ben and Jerry's would have already done a sponsorship deal with him.

Posted by: Miklosian Anti-marketing SA de CV at July 11, 2024 09:26 PM (XIkHl)

199 Harry shit on his family for a Hollywood trollop. He will be remembered as a major dick.

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 09:26 PM (/7KEl)

200
Past performance does not predict future results. Joke in a nutshell
Posted by: Ben Had

He's like a box of chocolates.

Posted by: Forrest Hump at July 11, 2024 09:27 PM (63Dwl)

201 In our family, it was Dad
Posted by: The many half-siblings of B. Hussein Obama Jr. at July 11, 2024 09:21 PM (XIkHl)

What about poor Chelsea Hubble? She's half siblings with entire pocket-dimensions full of nameless sleeping horrors that should not be.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 09:27 PM (BAEGB)

202 So for all you Western state Horde...

Starlink launch out of Vandenberg tonight with a launch window of 7:30 PM to 11:30 PM PST.

Just cuz...

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 11, 2024 09:28 PM (TDvv2)

203 I love it .Joke is going to get beaten like a rented mule that ran through the corn field.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 09:28 PM (5MvGY)

204 196 Volokh Conspiracy: Court Holds Federal Ban on Home-Distilling Exceeds Congress' Enumerated Powers
A potentially important post-NFIB enumerated powers challenge.

https://tinyurl.com/5ej3j6ep
Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2024 09:25 PM (45xJP
Damn revenuers. This is how you get a whiskey rebellion.

Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2024 09:29 PM (LHPAg)

205 So who has the Democrats drafted to give the Marc Anthony speech?

"Friends, countrypersyns, everyone. Lend me your ears. We come here not to praise Joe Biden. But to bury him."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2024 09:29 PM (wA6d0)

206 I made a meme:

https://x.com/BourbnChicken/status/
1811089184800788991

I make memes all the time but I usually don't mention it here.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 11, 2024 09:29 PM (lhenN)

207 Husband thinks they are going to go with Kamala & Mooch. And that they will rule for the next 16 years.
Posted by: Jordan61

Mooch is too lazy. Especially to do VP work.
Kamala is uncontrollable as POTUS.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2024 09:30 PM (pbK3D)

208 "Friends, countrypersyns, everyone. Lend me your ears. We come here not to praise Joe Biden. But to bury him."
Posted by: Anna Puma

*The Little Rascals stand up and fire pea-shooters at Spanky*

Posted by: Tonypete at July 11, 2024 09:30 PM (WXNFJ)

209 Best case scenario is a bitter, ridiculous fight to get Biden off the ticket, but it fails and the bastard has to run after half a year of his own Party running him down...

No way they'd have the stones, let alone the cohesion, to cheat him in even if they wanted to

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 09:30 PM (BAEGB)

210 Anna Puma, Pelosi.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 09:31 PM (5MvGY)

211 They're the same photo.
https://tinyurl.com/4xumnxmu

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 09:31 PM (Jh5b+)

212 Tilt-shift means that the film or sensor is not perpendicular to the aperture.

I've been painting miniatures for the past year, and have a new appreciation for movie models. Of course the ability to make small things look large is much more useful than the other way around.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 11, 2024 09:33 PM (lhenN)

213 It's true. They're the best.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2024 09:21 PM (Xi1yP)
~~~~~

Poor Whiskey had a terrible time at the groomer's last trip. His cut was all chopped up, and they shaved his belly! That caused clipper burn and a rash, itching, ugh. He just finished a round of steroids and antibiotics and is doing much better.

Been going to that same groomer for mumblety years with no issues, but lately others have mentioned that she was not her usual self. I should have listened. Pretty sure she's developed Bidenitis. Sad.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 11, 2024 09:33 PM (3ImbR)

214 Rabid dem in my social media feed has a theory: The dems are keeping the mainstream news drama about Biden's competence (and delaying his withdrawal) going in order to interfere with news about the Republican convention, platform and Trump.

Meanwhile, they are pushing ( through social media and email) conspiratorial false takes on "Project 2025" as a secret plan for Trump to introduce a dystopian Christian Nationalist autocracy.

Some of these people really hate Christians and love big government.

Posted by: KT at July 11, 2024 09:33 PM (rrtZS)

215 {{{Jordan61}}}

You are absolutely fine the way you are. Plus, a workout does not lead to an instant sunny demeanor, which you rock as our Bacon Wench.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 11, 2024 09:33 PM (u82oZ)

216 Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete

I read that in an Alfred Hitchcock voice.
Posted by: Miklos, who actually did that

More of a Hubert J. Farnsworth day, I'm thinkin'.

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 09:33 PM (DgGvY)

217 Joe has brought about peace in our time.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2024 09:34 PM (evvc2)

218 I think I read a book titled A Desert Called Peace.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2024 09:35 PM (wA6d0)

219 Do not count out how "low" the Democrate Party will go to keep their current powers.

You all may be shocked.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 11, 2024 09:35 PM (TDvv2)

220 Meanwhile, they are pushing ( through social media and email) conspiratorial false takes on "Project 2025" as a secret plan for Trump to introduce a dystopian Christian Nationalist autocracy.

They need to stop making Trump sound so COOL!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 11, 2024 09:36 PM (YoT4f)

221 Joey Bidet - sharp as a hammer, strong like tofu.

Ben Had, Nancy giving that turkey the coup de grace would be funny.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2024 09:36 PM (wA6d0)

222
What about poor Chelsea Hubble? She's half siblings with entire pocket-dimensions full of nameless sleeping horrors that should not be.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 09:27 PM (BAEGB)

She has always had the "Innsmouth Look."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 11, 2024 09:36 PM (t/Ix2)

223 {{{Ben Had}}}

🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good evening! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

🥃
🥃
🥃

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 11, 2024 09:36 PM (u82oZ)

224 Mooch is too lazy. Especially to do VP work.
Kamala is uncontrollable as POTUS.

You just have to use her ears.

Posted by: Willie Brown at July 11, 2024 09:38 PM (710OU)

225 Aww, thank {{{Salty}}}

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 09:38 PM (16NmB)

226 No way they'd have the stones, let alone the cohesion, to cheat him in even if they wanted to
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 09:30 PM (BAEGB
They will use the stolen vote strategy, but they’re prepared to do armed robbery or even murder at the polls.in November. They have the troops with homegrown antifa/blm/nation of islam, and the millions of criminals and terrorists they’ve invited across our borders.

Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2024 09:38 PM (LHPAg)

227 I'm excited to watch the fallout of half the country realizing their idiot idols are toppling, and they're stuck having to actually argue, in the true sense of the word, with people they used to agree with. Like an interstate jammed with self-driving cars that all lost their gps signal at once... it's gonna be fucking hilarious.

No more falling back on barking like seals in unison at the goniff in a preposterously expensive shitty suit saying words at 10:36PM. No more blindly trusting this news face and that news face but none of the bad people's news faces. Which news face is good news face? Nobody knows! What do we do?!?!

Their whole world is going to be up-ended. It's gonna be great.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 09:38 PM (BAEGB)

228 Going Forward from tonight...
Theme Song for the Biden Campaign should be..."Hurt" as sung by Johnny Cash...
Posted by: Nightwatch

"And you can have it all, my empire of dirt"

This checks out.

Posted by: mikeski at July 11, 2024 09:38 PM (DgGvY)

229 Joke has brought about the biggest shellacking of dem candidate in History. I

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2024 09:39 PM (5MvGY)

230 "This was [Biden's] best outing since the debate" - Jen Rubin

I... I got nothing. Ask President Putin and Vice President Trump.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2024 09:40 PM (aUxYo)

231 also I'll never believe those guys are brothers
Posted by: Don Black- Look. Anyway. at July 11, 2024 09:12 PM (/7KEl)

well, they did have the same mother ...

Posted by: browndog sniffing about at July 11, 2024 09:40 PM (TTAGa)

232 Eromero

Gonna need more supplies for my cordless hole puncher.

Bring it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 11, 2024 09:41 PM (u82oZ)

233 In a saner time they ran the "Daisy" ad when it sounded like one of our major politicians was a little too cavalier about putting his finger on the nuclear trigger.

Posted by: Zek at July 11, 2024 09:42 PM (MnWjI)

234 Innsmouth or Shub-Niggurath?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2024 09:42 PM (wA6d0)

235 {{{Salty}}}

Just remembered I neglected to send you a hug on the last thread.

It's almost time to start practicing my dance steps for October! Both left feet will be ready.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 11, 2024 09:43 PM (iZbyp)

236 Anna Puma

Does not matter. No saving throw for sanity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 11, 2024 09:43 PM (u82oZ)

237 A little Music.
Something new-ish you may enjoy.

2 links.
One artist.

Noah Kasan

Stick Season (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/JKrDdsgXuso

Northern Attitude (Live Acoustic)
https://youtu.be/BTzok75Ygaw

If you're into Jack Johnson, Of Mice & Men, The Lumineers, or anything similar, this is your guy.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 11, 2024 09:43 PM (6ydKt)

238 Eromero

Gonna need more supplies for my cordless hole puncher.

Bring it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Good way to juice up a brisket

Posted by: Miklos thinks so at July 11, 2024 09:43 PM (XIkHl)

239 Noah Kahan.

My bad.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 11, 2024 09:44 PM (6ydKt)

240 What i love about Jen Rubin is that she isn't on the team, she doesn't get the script, nobody is putting her name on the manila envelope full of non-sequential Benjamins.... she is the ant on every actually active partisan's picnic blanket... but gosh darn it if she doesn't do her damned best to read the lines and sew her own costume and pretend she's understudy for the star of the show... she's like a frumpy and lonlier Blanche DuBois. For stupid people.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 09:44 PM (BAEGB)

241 screaming in digital

Awww. You are all class and smooth movement, with a curtsey a Royal would appreciate.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 11, 2024 09:44 PM (u82oZ)

242 Nat20 is about the only way to save. Plus a deity call.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2024 09:46 PM (wA6d0)

243 >Mooch is too lazy. Especially to do VP work.

she is currently on vacay in Mallorca

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2024 09:46 PM (/7KEl)

244 You are all class and smooth movement, with a curtsey a Royal would appreciate.

Not something ever said of Jen Rubin.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 11, 2024 09:47 PM (gKWVE)

245 And what is it we have witnessed, but a seance? A geriatric foray, fueled by industrial grade pharmaceuticals, attempting to summon from the aether credibility, clarity, the merest hint of an emanation of a penumbra of sense, and all for naught. Does a lonely nation turn its eyes to a community college instructor armed and fortified with all the wisdom that an Ed.D degree confers, or does it sit and contemplate the ineffable, or perhaps wonder what is on Heroes and Icons?

Yes, I think the last most likely. When I ponder which soundtrack best compliments my current cinematic effort, or when I force Quentin Tarantino to kneel before the grave of Fritz Lang and apologize lest he incur the wrath of my Cricket bat (spare your pity, Quentin knows what he did), I am sometimes given to wonder if there is any perversion that the current Administration has not paraded out, lik4 so many drag queens desperate for new material in their story-hours, all to distract from the Cosmic whoopie cushion that is the POTUS, A cold and distant Universe nods its head, and informs us that it has 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. That is something the kids say, ja?

Posted by: Werner Herzog Press Conference Commentary at July 11, 2024 09:47 PM (tmPIh)

246 Bring it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 11, 2024 09:41 PM (u82oZ
We of course need to petition GOD and trust in Him. But He expects us to be…….alert, willing and dedicated. That’s what He did with our Founders.

Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2024 09:47 PM (LHPAg)

247 Their whole world is going to be up-ended. It's gonna be great.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
------------------

Just remember, as of now; Ten (10) days of un-refrigerated food and water for every member of the household including pets. (1 gal. of water per person per day is enough to keep everyone UNHAPPY), 10 gal. of gas in cans and the family vehicle's tank topped off.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 11, 2024 09:48 PM (E2cCq)

248 Joe currently presents as a not-very-intelligent, belligerent drunk.
On his better days.

Posted by: Zek at July 11, 2024 09:48 PM (MnWjI)

249 The new fanfare for the First Lady is an old standard from Napolean XIV.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 11, 2024 09:48 PM (6zpSH)

250 Anna Puma

That is a high bar when you're only a 5th level fighter.

My advice: Avoid any state with Hillary or Kamila in residence.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 11, 2024 09:48 PM (u82oZ)

251 Posted by: NaCly Dog
---
aw shucks. You are too kind. Thanks for a much needed smile.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 11, 2024 09:49 PM (iZbyp)

252 245
(golf clap)

Posted by: electronic means at July 11, 2024 09:50 PM (rjJqk)

253 So. Who’s getting me a puppy?

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 09:51 PM (p4NUW)

254
In a saner time they ran the "Daisy" ad when it sounded like one of our major politicians was a little too cavalier about putting his finger on the nuclear trigger.
Posted by: Zek

Though aired only once, it is considered one of the most important factors in Johnson's landslide victory over the Republican Party's candidate, Barry Goldwater, and a turning point in political and advertising history.

The ad was pulled after its initial broadcast but it continued to be replayed and analyzed by media, including the nightly news, talk shows, and news broadcasting agencies.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2024 09:51 PM (63Dwl)

255 243 >Mooch is too lazy. Especially to do VP work.
she is currently on vacay in Mallorca

Posted by: Don Black
---------------------------

Why stay home with two lesbians and a faggot when you can go to Mallorca and swim with your yacht boys.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 11, 2024 09:51 PM (E2cCq)

256 We are seeing the Joe we know and he isn't going anywhere. All these politicians with their "He can't win" bullshit need to stop right now and get behind our nominee. Joe Biden is fine and he is going to save us from fascism.

Joe is way outclassing the press and their smarmy, meaningless gossipy questions. Listening to Biden speak about complex world matters and our government---Trump could never ever do this.

And of course Fox is saying in big headlines ""Biden calls VP Haris VP Trump". I'm out at a restaurant and that's what they have on.

I had to turn off US news went to Canada, started out good but now they put fucking Joe Walsh on who is still saying Biden needs to step down. Then he goes on to say everyone is saying but doesn't name anyone, they are all sounding like Trump now.

I am screaming at the tv because I have no doubt the presenter has no idea she is talking to a republican. He says at the end that Kamala would bring new excitement in the race, do these idiots not understand she is in the race. Ugh

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 11, 2024 09:51 PM (ycI94)

257 Harry was an Apache pilot in Afghanistan.

Posted by: spindrift at July 11, 2024 09:52 PM (75lbV)

258 240 What i love about Jen Rubin is that she isn't on the team, she doesn't get the script, nobody is putting her name on the manila envelope full of non-sequential Benjamins.... she is the ant on every actually active partisan's picnic blanket... but gosh darn it if she doesn't do her damned best to read the lines and sew her own costume and pretend she's understudy for the star of the show... she's like a frumpy and lonlier Blanche DuBois. For stupid people.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024

This is beautiful.

Posted by: Piper at July 11, 2024 09:53 PM (p4NUW)

259 >>>Though aired only once, it is considered one of the most important factors in Johnson's landslide victory over the Republican Party's candidate, Barry Goldwater, and a turning point in political and advertising history.

The ad was pulled after its initial broadcast but it continued to be replayed and analyzed by media, including the nightly news, talk shows, and news broadcasting agencies.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
----------------------------

Not to be forgetting that the media portrayed Goldwater as a maniac.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 11, 2024 09:53 PM (E2cCq)

260 That is so disturbing.

191 a vast Roman villa was unearthed by a Dr. Cocks in England. He named it Yewden. In his published works this disturbing fact rated barely a paragraph but he found the bones of many infants. He surmised by how they were buried, internment happened at night.

Only recently have the bones been rediscovered and examined. There were 97 infants. All about 40 weeks of age.

One of those studying this mystery, she thinks since there was a Roman garrison just down the road that Yewden was a brothel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2024 09:54 PM (wA6d0)

261 Time to go.

Have a wonderful night, everyone.

What we asked for, a strategic boon to save the nation, was partially answered today.

When we toast "Confusion to the enemy", a provident deity has delivered.

But, head on a swivel, have a plan, and remember.
In the words of that great scholar, Mike Tyson, "Every one has a plan until they get punched in the mouth."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 11, 2024 09:54 PM (u82oZ)

262 Es tut mir leid, that should read "like" and not "lik4." The void cares not for our typos, but still we persist in correcting them when we see them, an ongoing and endless effort to repair the vagueness, rather than the clarity of language.

It's not too late to check out my work on Redbox - hurry before the bankruptcy takes effect.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Press Conference Commentary at July 11, 2024 09:55 PM (tmPIh)

263 she's like a frumpy and lonlier Blanche DuBois. For stupid people.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 09:44 PM (BAEGB)

That was beautiful. *slow clap*

Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2024 09:55 PM (aUxYo)

264 Joe Kennedy Jr was a B-24 pilot, until he wasn't.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2024 09:55 PM (wA6d0)

265 That presser was perfect. Not bad enough to make the Dems throw him overboard. But bad enough to not change voter perceptions of him.

You nailed it Joey!!

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 11, 2024 09:57 PM (t56FM)

266 Harry was an Apache pilot in Afghanistan.

Posted by: spindrift at July 11, 2024 09:52 PM (75lbV)

He's still a smarmy little cuckolded cocksucker.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 11, 2024 09:57 PM (d9fT1)

267 Only recently have the bones been rediscovered and examined. There were 97 infants. All about 40 weeks of age.

One of those studying this mystery, she thinks since there was a Roman garrison just down the road that Yewden was a brothel.
Posted by: Anna Puma
------------------------

If the whores were going to terminate the babies why would they wait a month?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 11, 2024 09:57 PM (E2cCq)

268 You know, what would improve the quality of my comments is if I knew how to do italics.

Until that happy day, I PITY THE PO FOO!!!

Posted by: Tom Perry at July 11, 2024 09:58 PM (MX0bI)

269 Us, mere months ago: "Shit your pants, Shitpants!"

Us, now: "Clench, you magnificent bastard, CLENCH!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 09:58 PM (BAEGB)

270 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 11, 2024 09:51 PM (ycI94)

It's hard to believe that some of that is not just "thanksgivingsmanship"-style trolling (whatever that social game is that Ace has described).

Posted by: Emmie at July 11, 2024 09:58 PM (Sf2cq)

271 Braenyard

This is only my opinion, perhaps in the hope the Roman Legionnaire would acknowledge the child? Early form of child support.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2024 09:59 PM (wA6d0)

272 Still reading the comments! but enjoying the shadenfreude from the press conference.

Posted by: Iris at July 11, 2024 10:00 PM (n3DL0)

273 Isn't it amazing how all the people who were saying the Emperor was clothed are now saying he is naked.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2024 10:00 PM (wA6d0)

274 I make memes all the time but I usually don't mention it here.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 11, 2024 09:29 PM (lhenN)

I'm not on X, but I just noticed your nic and hash together. I'm sure that's been brought up before?

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 11, 2024 10:02 PM (NMT5x)

275 ...and then there were none

Posted by: Braenyard at July 11, 2024 10:03 PM (E2cCq)

276 Nixon carried 49 states in 1972, Reagan 49 states in 1984. We've witnessed two Dem wipeout losses so landslidingly severe they would have caused the voluntary dissolution of any 19th century third-party movement. And yet here they are.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 11, 2024 10:03 PM (zdLoL)

277 Warai-otoko

No one wants a close-up of Jen on Sunset Boulevard.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2024 10:03 PM (wA6d0)

278 I guess Joey didn't drop an n-word so that's good right?
Posted by: Auspex at July 11, 2024 09:25 PM (j4U/Z)

It's good because he stayed upright long enough that he didn't get yanked right away and maybe 1/2 his base still wants him in. But that's probably not good enough to go against TPTB that want him out.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 11, 2024 10:05 PM (NMT5x)

279 The first good-people news-face that says "hey remember when he shat his britches in front of the Pope?".... that's when we'll know his waterfowl is out of the sous vide and on to the sear.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 10:05 PM (BAEGB)

280 Grandpa almost got jacked by a 6 x 6. If it had been a 5 x 5, Gramps would have ended up in the ER.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 11, 2024 10:07 PM (2UBPP)

281 He's still a smarmy little cuckolded cocksucker.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 11, 2024 09:57 PM (d9fT1)

=====

CBD gets it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2024 10:12 PM (16NmB)

282 Man, I'm really fixating on this idea. Half grim, half hilarious. What do they do? Entire generations raised not just to passively salute Dear Leader, but to actively love and adore him. Sure, the face changes, but they always had the priestly castes of news faces and music faces to rely on. Maybe there is no Objective Truth that can be independently arrived at through observation and analysis, but that's why the priests are there, to tell them what the truth is today.

If all the priests are arguing about whether or not Dear Leader is too retarded and broken to be Dear Leader anymore... what do they do? Where do they turn for Truth? How do i know what My Truth is if you won't tell me?!?! WHY IS OUR GUY THE ORANGE ONE NOW?!?! AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2024 10:16 PM (BAEGB)

283 sock off
bedtime

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 11, 2024 11:09 PM (Jh5b+)

284 Good boys 🤣

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at July 11, 2024 11:15 PM (bGJ2n)

285 I'm waiting for the first Harris press conference when we rate how much more or less coherent she sounds than FJB. FJB might have done enough tonight to make it a tough distinction between the two of them.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 11, 2024 11:30 PM (9j0Kf)

286 Kitty swatting at doggy has momma cat looking at doggy with murder in her eyes.

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