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The Security Detail of Unwise Latina Sotomayor Shoots a Man Who Attempted to Carjack Her Car Outside Her Home
We don't know if she was at the home, or in the car.
I suspect she was at least home, or else the federal Marshals protecting her would have been out with her, right? We don't know much about the carjacker except that he was a "teen." Uh-oh -- he was just starting to turn his life around, I bet. Probably was going to enroll at CUNY and become a rapper.A teenage suspect was shot by US Marshals on Friday after allegedly attempting to carjack Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor's federal bodyguards outside her home, DailyMail.com can exclusively reveal. Metropolitan Police Department confirmed it was investigating a shooting that took place in the Northwest Washington, DC. where two marshals were on-duty working 'a protective detail' in the early hours of July 5. A Deputy US Marshal was sitting in his car outside the top judge's condominium at 1:15am when 18-year-old Kentrell Flowers approached, pointed a handgun at him, and tried to steal his vehicle, according to a police report obtained by DailyMail.com. Local police issued a press release about the incident last week, but did not mention its connection to Sotomayor. 'The suspect exited a vehicle, approached one of the Marshals, and pointed a handgun at him in an apparent attempt to carjack him,' a DC Metropolitan Police Department press release said. 'The Marshal drew his service weapon and fired several shots at the suspect. A second Marshal from another vehicle also responded and fired his service weapon. 'The suspect was transported to a local hospital for treatment of non-life-threatening injuries. No law enforcement officers were injured.' Flowers, 18, was arrested and charged with armed carjacking, carrying a pistol without a license, and possession of a large capacity ammunition feeding device. A police report obtained by DailyMail.com revealed the location of the incident at a residential street in North West DC where Sotomayor owns a condo, and the US Marshals Service (USMS) confirmed to DailyMail.com that the officers involved were part of her protection team. The report said police recovered the black and silver Smith & Wesson 40VE handgun Flowers allegedly used for the attempted carjacking.How much you want to bet that Black Lives Matter and antifa stand down for this one? Sotomayor has of course insisted that no one has the right to arm himself:
"In sum, the Framers did not write the Second Amendment in order to protect a private right of armed self defense." -- Sotomayor, with the dissent in McDonald https://t.co/qSWVRiY444
— David Harsanyi (@davidharsanyi) July 9, 2024
NEW: Supreme Court Justice's bodyguard shoots 'teenage' suspect who tried to steal his car outside her DC home on Friday
— Unlimited L's (@unlimited_ls) July 9, 2024
Kentrell Flowers, 18, approached the Deputy US Marshal sitting in his car outside Sonia Sotomayor's condominium at 1;15 AM
The suspect then pointed a handgun… pic.twitter.com/u77NcTpN5B
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 02:26 PM (9mfKN)
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 09, 2024 02:26 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:27 PM (K58To)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 02:27 PM (9mfKN)
Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2024 02:27 PM (exHjb)
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Why?
Do black lives not matter anymore?
Are these people cowards?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 02:28 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 02:28 PM (aPY1X)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 02:28 PM (qZEuM)
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The Marshal, a Deputy Givens, was reportedly unharmed.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 02:28 PM (fBIbM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 02:28 PM (GBKbO)
The politburo is more equal than the proletariat.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 02:28 PM (9mfKN)
@davidharsanyi
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46m
"In sum, the Framers did not write the Second Amendment in order to protect a private right of armed self defense." -- Sotomayor, with the dissent in McDonald
https://x.com/davidharsanyi/status/1810730958896910697
"It was a state agent that protected Sotomayor, not a private individual - checkmate, reich-winger!" - anticipated response to this contradiction.
Posted by: Thrawn at July 09, 2024 02:29 PM (uGhsv)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 02:29 PM (J2vNu)
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So one 18 year old black guy had more guns than at the entire J6 Insurrection.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:29 PM (K58To)
Well. Good.
Enjoy the storm you created assholes.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2024 02:29 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: steevy at July 09, 2024 02:29 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: Ribbed at July 09, 2024 02:29 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Wally at July 09, 2024 02:30 PM (hqVaF)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2024 02:30 PM (LkLld)
-The left when confronted about guns saving lives
Posted by: AlaBAMAa at July 09, 2024 02:30 PM (aPY1X)
Democrats terrified of another Trump judicial nomination.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 09, 2024 02:31 PM (B0mGw)
I'd rather have Mayor McCheese or The Hamburgular write the dissent.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 02:31 PM (qZEuM)
Posted by: RUReadingthis at July 09, 2024 02:31 PM (aQ25I)
Posted by: torabora at July 09, 2024 02:31 PM (0Gnoc)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:31 PM (K58To)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 02:29 PM (J2vNu)
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U.S. Deputy Marshal Raylan Givens was unavailable for comment...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2024 02:31 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 02:31 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2024 02:32 PM (fwDg9)
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Their gun thugs watch their big fat sixes for them, as evidenced here. But it would be hilarious if a flash mob of "teens" too big for them to control descended on a regime player and did a dance on his skull.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2024 02:32 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: mikeski at July 09, 2024 02:32 PM (ZacHB)
All the networks are pissed because they expected fireworks today at the Raggedy Anne presser starting at 1:00 pm and it's now an hour and a half late.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 09, 2024 02:32 PM (RKVpM)
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 02:32 PM (fBIbM)
Describing this as a carjacking implies someone was in or about to get in the car.
Be curious to see how this plays out for the wise latinx
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 09, 2024 02:32 PM (OiAR7)
Prefect Loius Renault
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 09, 2024 02:33 PM (QSrLX)
He must have been high to decide this is a good car jack target. Two guys in suits with high and tight cuts?
Posted by: AlaBAMAa at July 09, 2024 02:33 PM (aPY1X)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 09, 2024 02:33 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2024 02:33 PM (e+lF5)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian- Channeling Yogi at July 09, 2024 02:33 PM (N1DT3)
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I notice I feel the same about this story as I do about Biden's dementia, or the left just learning of state of his illness, or the Muslims attacking the Gay Jews.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:33 PM (K58To)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2024 02:33 PM (d9fT1)
Precedent, bitch. You're soaking in it.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 09, 2024 02:33 PM (BbSDq)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 02:33 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Divide by Zero
Maybe she had a stroke.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 09, 2024 02:34 PM (lTGtQ)
The key tell really, everything is about "the people" in the bill of rights. "The right of the people to be secure..." "The right of the people to assemble" etc. Freedom of speech. For individuals. Of course self-defense is an individual right.
You only have freedom of speech in a group?
When they wrote "the people" they meant individuals.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 09, 2024 02:34 PM (ada2f)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2024 02:34 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Thrawn
Literal Appeal to Authority by authoritarian gimps.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2024 02:34 PM (IG4Id)
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More range time.
Two agents fired, and the little shit has a non-lethal wound?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2024 02:34 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 02:34 PM (9mfKN)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 02:34 PM (5MvGY)
Got it. The 2nd Amendment was established to safeguard the State's right to keep and bear arms.
Die in a fire, Sotomayor.
Posted by: Halfhand at July 09, 2024 02:34 PM (xdrSQ)
The answer is, of course, we need tens of millions of Presidents, Vice Presidents, and Supreme Court Justices so thuggery will become sub-optimal employment.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 09, 2024 02:34 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 09, 2024 02:35 PM (LDevB)
But since this violent retard of dark complexion is 18 and thus of age, they can't use "child" without looking even stupider than they usually do. So "teenager" it is.
How fucking stupid do you have to be to try to carjack US fucking Marshalls? I suspect the excuse will be this was a prank or a dare, and not a genuine carjacking attempt.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 02:35 PM (iFTx/)
Was heading to my college class, but I got high.
Was going to work at my office cube, but I got high.
Was going to lead my team in shots, but then I died.
Because I got high. Because I got high. Because I got high.
Duh-duh-duh duh duh...
Posted by: Ribbed at July 09, 2024 02:35 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 09, 2024 02:35 PM (bNf8H)
18 year old Kentrell Flowers, father of four....
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:35 PM (K58To)
Posted by: Plainoldtoast at July 09, 2024 02:36 PM (ytSiK)
Posted by: the dandy at July 09, 2024 02:36 PM (L+5ng)
Posted by: DaveA at July 09, 2024 02:36 PM (FhXTo)
Maybe she had a stroke.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 09, 2024 02:34 PM
She's now on talking about the tropical storm.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 09, 2024 02:36 PM (RKVpM)
Posted by: AlaBAMAa at July 09, 2024 02:33 PM (aPY1X)
He didn't figure on these cops being personal protection for a regime figure... There will be no restraint in the defense of the hive, and they don't give a fuck about anyone's race. They'd happily shoot every Young Black Man in DC to save one hair on a federal judge's precious little head.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2024 02:36 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 02:36 PM (5hy2B)
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It's comically appropriate that he was trying to steal Sotomayor's stuff.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:36 PM (K58To)
In sum, the Framers did not write the Second Amendment in order to protect a private right of armed self defense." -- Sotomayor, with the dissent in McDonald
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Most state constitutions or court decisions explicitly say that self-defense is a reason to bear arms.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2024 02:36 PM (e+lF5)
During a roofing job I hired some Amish. Real Amish, you know. The head honcho left his trailer parked on the street out front. He said "well it's in a nice neighborhood". I pointed out that the crooks know this too. "Nice neighborhoods are where the good stuff is". He seemed persuaded that this is a good point.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 09, 2024 02:36 PM (ada2f)
I am not armed to protect myself. I am a body guard for my wife.
This makes it all legal.
Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 09, 2024 02:36 PM (aXnjX)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 02:36 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 02:36 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2024 02:37 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024
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U.S. Deputy Marshal Raylan Givens was unavailable for comment...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2024
***
Karen Sisco has entered the chat
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 02:37 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Plainoldtoast at July 09, 2024 02:37 PM (ytSiK)
She's talking about less then a million losing power as if it's big. Five million in my hood is fairly common in winter.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 09, 2024 02:37 PM (RKVpM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 02:38 PM (5hy2B)
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Note also that it is a 'shooting' that is being investigated, not an attempted carjacking.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2024 02:38 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2024 02:38 PM (e+lF5)
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 02:38 PM (fV+MH)
I've been around that drama. They chop off toes. Chop off feet. Chop off legs. It's like an alligator smorgasbord.
Too bad they can't fix it. It's awful.
And it can't be making her ability to decide cases any better.
Posted by: torabora at July 09, 2024 02:38 PM (0Gnoc)
Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2024 02:38 PM (14URa)
74
Another needless child shooting!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2024 02:38 PM (e+lF5)
My dad just used a belt
Posted by: AlaBAMAa at July 09, 2024 02:38 PM (aPY1X)
In fact I saw a movie once where that was the way things were. It was called Schindler’s List.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2024 02:38 PM (pgG81)
Well, it's to make it look currently legal, do they can help trash the USA.
Posted by: Enough BS at July 09, 2024 02:39 PM (2NXcZ)
Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2024 02:39 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 02:31 PM (v6JzV)
I suppose it could mean either and still be accurate. I think the point of "service weapon" is one that they are authorized to carry in the line of duty.
Posted by: blaster at July 09, 2024 02:39 PM (xhfG9)
I am not armed to protect myself. I am a body guard for my wife.
This makes it all legal.
Posted by: tbodie Lurker
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That's 100% where I am these days.
If I hear crap starting I am getting my family out of the store. If you want to come with us, fine. But I'm not sure I'm stopping trouble if it's a white shooter unless he's between us and the door.
Unless it's a daycare or somewhere with a bunch of kids I can almost guarantee I'm not interfering in a black shooter's day.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:39 PM (K58To)
Posted by: Frasier Crane
There's a video on YooToob of an idjit attempting to carjack a vehicle occupied by an undercover cop staking out said carjacker.
It didn't end well for the jacker.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2024 02:39 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Previous thread, there was a comment that four shots were fired, and Flowers was hit in the mouth.
Call Of Duty for firearms training? F--k center-of-mass, go for the headshot! Boom!
Posted by: mikeski at July 09, 2024 02:40 PM (ZacHB)
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 02:40 PM (fV+MH)
Two agents fired, and the little shit has a non-lethal wound?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2024 02:34 PM (XeU6L)
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Maybe they were assigned to Sotomayor as a punishment detail for their shoddy marksmanship.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2024 02:40 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 02:40 PM (5hy2B)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 09, 2024 02:40 PM (ada2f)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2024 02:41 PM (WXNFJ)
Call Of Duty for firearms training? F--k center-of-mass, go for the headshot! Boom!
Posted by: mikeski "
Maybe he has a giant head?
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 02:41 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2024 02:38 PM (14URa
Depends on the scenario. I know we're riffing on these guys but who knows how it went down. He might have immediately ducked behind a car or everyone started firing and ducking.
I'll allow points for lead in flesh. People aren't paper targets and holes in target are considered wins when your life is in danger.
We're not all Navy Seals.
Posted by: AlaBAMAa at July 09, 2024 02:41 PM (aPY1X)
Latina-adjacent gun violence against black youth is an impeachable offence.
At a minimum, recusal on all gun and race related petitions to the SC is necessary for Sotomyer.
Posted by: Auspex at July 09, 2024 02:41 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2024 02:40 PM (7fElN)
love it!
Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2024 02:41 PM (14URa)
'The suspect was transported to a local hospital for treatment of non-life-threatening injuries. No law enforcement officers were injured.'
An excellent example of not focusing on fundamentals during practice. Weasel-san is NOT pleased.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2024 02:42 PM (H+y4v)
Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2024 02:42 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 09, 2024 02:42 PM (Y8lzz)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:42 PM (K58To)
Posted by: Candidus at July 09, 2024 02:43 PM (9XFD/)
A poll by AARP, which was conducted by Fabrizio Ward and Impact Research, showed Trump ahead of Biden 50 percent support to 45 percent when the two are placed in a match-up against each other, with 4 percent of respondents undecided and 1 percent saying “other.” When Trump and Biden are placed on the same ballot with independent candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and several other long-shot candidates, Trump leads Biden by 6 points.
Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2024 02:43 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 02:43 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2024 02:43 PM (e+lF5)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:42 PM (K58To)
He should sue DC for temptation.
Posted by: AlaBAMAa at July 09, 2024 02:43 PM (aPY1X)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 02:43 PM (v6JzV)
“Happens more often than you think!”
~ Kamala
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 02:44 PM (9mfKN)
Odds AFTER the carjacking ... still zero.
When your learning curve is a flat line, you are not a wise Latina.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 09, 2024 02:44 PM (HlyYF)
You don't often hear of people getting shot in the mouth.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Lots of people get shot in the mouth. By themselves.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2024 02:44 PM (e+lF5)
Well John, he really left that slider right over the plate.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2024 02:44 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 02:44 PM (aPY1X)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 02:44 PM (5hy2B)
Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2024 02:44 PM (rj6Yv)
I think the reporter, drawing on his or hers vast firearms experience, intended to use "really big bullet holder clip" instead of the AI suggested "large capacity ammunition feeding device."
Speaking of Kentrell - sounds ethnic to me but I can't quite place where I getting that from.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 09, 2024 02:44 PM (RUmyk)
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Which is, of course, why practice is important.
Once the adrenaline pump turns on, untrained instincts are not reliable.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2024 02:44 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 02:43 PM
Ummmmm ...
Posted by: Kamala! 2024! 2028! David Hogg 2032! at July 09, 2024 02:45 PM (H+y4v)
'Black death has been unfortunately been accepted in this country for a very long time. We had a chance 60 years ago to get at the root causes. And people mocked President Johnson, and we ended up with Richard Nixon,' the mayor said.
I knew it! It's that bastard Nixon's fault!
Posted by: Cheri at July 09, 2024 02:45 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Kentrell Flowers at July 09, 2024 02:45 PM (kFJHm)
Posted by: torabora at July 09, 2024 02:45 PM (0Gnoc)
She slagged TX Gov Abbott for being out of the country forcing Joe to talk with the lowly LT Gov! Oh my! (Implied - another case of Republicans, especially migrant kidnapper criminal Abbott, not caring about the peoples!)
Posted by: Gref at July 09, 2024 02:45 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Ribbed at July 09, 2024 02:45 PM (B0mGw)
You gotta wonder if the Dem Nat'l Convention is going to be as lit as in 1968, and if that will prove to be as bad a look for the Ds as the street violence did back then.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 02:46 PM (J2vNu)
Oh, I'm not speaking of technique, nor The Fundamentals.
I'm referring to the trigger's operator.
Jerk.
(...get you some proper instruction and moar range time. Jerk. )
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 09, 2024 02:46 PM (kQgoX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 02:46 PM (guGkK)
Also...no description of the vehicle he exited to initiate the car jacking attempt, no description of THAT driver.
Posted by: birdog at July 09, 2024 02:46 PM (lWs+l)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2024 02:46 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2024 02:46 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2024 02:46 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 02:47 PM (guGkK)
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They were trying to get their Tik Tok stream going.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:47 PM (K58To)
If this had been Alito or Thomas, we would have heard about it 30 seconds later, with riots beginning 30 minutes after that.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 09, 2024 02:47 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 02:47 PM (fV+MH)
They shot the gun out of Kentrell's hand. Don't you guys ever watch movies?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2024 02:47 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 02:47 PM (5hy2B)
If this had been Alito or Thomas, we would have heard about it 30 seconds later, with riots beginning 30 minutes after that.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 09, 2024 02:47 PM (CwhoI
Truth
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 02:47 PM (aPY1X)
Posted by: Candidus at July 09, 2024 02:43 PM
Willingness to shoot a perp that pulls a gun on my security detail, is kind of a mandatory job requirement.
But I am only an idiot Moron.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 09, 2024 02:48 PM (HlyYF)
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If this had been Alito or Thomas, we would have heard about it 30 seconds later, with riots beginning 30 minutes after that.
Posted by: Citizen Cake
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If the man died we still wouldn't know about it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:48 PM (K58To)
Posted by: torabora
Doubtful. She's so large she couldn't even turn around in the shower and a reacharound is never gonna happen.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2024 02:48 PM (WXNFJ)
Whoa Whoa Whoa,
Let's not assume Anything. we really have No Idea WHY this young youth was shot by sotomayormccheese's security.
All we know is their side of the story.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 02:48 PM (v8sdr)
Posted by: Raylan Givens at July 09, 2024 02:48 PM (Y8lzz)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 09, 2024 02:49 PM (w9Wax)
I'm presuming up, with the A/C on. But this is vague...
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From the DM article:
'The Complainant pulled out his department issued firearm and fired approximately four times at Defendant Flowers through the window, striking Flowers in the mouth,' the July 5 filing said.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2024 02:49 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Gref at July 09, 2024 02:49 PM (5fDan)
A lot of Dems would like Sotomayor, who is in poor health, to step down so Biden can replace her before Trump does. Perhaps Kentrell was sent to hasten the process along and the carjacking story is just a cover.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 09, 2024 02:49 PM (cJj8K)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:35 PM (K58To)
That he knows of, anyway.
It would probably take a week of Jerry Springer episodes to sort out this fellow's entire family tree.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 02:49 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 02:50 PM (J2vNu)
The plague?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 02:50 PM (qZEuM)
What if this youth was just walking and happened to mouth off at a government security person?
What if this youth got shot because a black security person didn't want to take no lip from a black youth punk?
Carjack? My ass.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 02:50 PM (v8sdr)
It's (D)ifferent when they do it.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 09, 2024 02:50 PM (tsYtT)
Reminds me, I need to order some more large capacity ammunition feeding devices.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 09, 2024 02:50 PM (ewjUl)
141 Tinfoil hat time:
A lot of Dems would like Sotomayor, who is in poor health, to step down so Biden can replace her before Trump does. Perhaps Kentrell was sent to hasten the process along and the carjacking story is just a cover.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 09, 2024 02:49 PM (cJj8K
Democrats aren't that low! Come on!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 02:51 PM (aPY1X)
BREAKING: The House Appropriations Committee DID NOT adopt my amendment to defund the Left’s lawfare against President Trump. Why? Not enough Republicans showed up to vote. Utter disgrace.
Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2024 02:51 PM (RHGPo)
That is the most bafflingly stupid things I have ever heard, and I've heard her say a lot of bafflingly stupid things.
Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 09, 2024 02:51 PM (nLFEI)
Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2024 02:51 PM (14URa)
Tree?
More like a bramble.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 02:51 PM (5hy2B)
At the hands of other blacks and it's Nixon's fault ? Why not Trump ? Isn't he responsible for everything ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 02:51 PM (IyPmt)
KJP finally begins today's briefing. Said she was delayed due to talking to Joe in the Oval Office. He told her to announce that he has declared a Major Disaster for Texas counties devastated by the devastating Hurricane Beryl. Hooray for Joe! Hooray!
Not to downplay the damage that 60 mph winds can do, as I have a yard covered with branches and trees from such, but Beryl came ashore with tropical storm force winds of 60 mph at 10 meter attitude. It "once" was a hurricane. It never spun up in the Gulf as the climate alarmist always say happens.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 09, 2024 02:51 PM (RKVpM)
This makes no fucking sense?
Carjack??
Was he armed? Did they plant a firearm on him?
Was her security guard a woman, who was overwhelmed during this "carjack," and she did what ALL woman police do when they panic: Shoot to kill?
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 02:52 PM (v8sdr)
Posted by: birdog at July 09, 2024
***
Did that driver manage to speed away in all the confusion?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 02:52 PM (J2vNu)
this is a stupid interpretation
the right being protected is the right to keep and bear arms
deliberately wonderfully general and non-specific
(is this the fat lady who's supposed to be wise?)
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 02:52 PM (/7KEl)
A lot of Dems would like Sotomayor, who is in poor health, to step down so Biden can replace her before Trump does. Perhaps Kentrell was sent to hasten the process along and the carjacking story is just a cover.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 09, 2024 02:49 PM
If Sotomayor was assassinated, Biden would gain votes for sympathy and to be able to nominate her replacement.
I believe cui bono trumps my tin foil hat in most situations.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 09, 2024 02:52 PM (HlyYF)
It has no sexual dimorphism. It tis a thing of indeterminate sex.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 02:52 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2024 02:52 PM (oSruC)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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When Kentrell Flowers was interviewed, he said, "Mfgj grud mpflks blksjk"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2024 02:52 PM (XeU6L)
That's retarded.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 09, 2024 02:53 PM (6TUIG)
yeah where were those mofos?!?1 it was cruz, Rubio, Paul ... a bunch of I thought not traitors?
the dems got to confirm a really leftist judge too, while they were missing
wtf
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2024 02:53 PM (s3qiR)
If Sotomayor was assassinated, Biden would gain votes for sympathy and to be able to nominate her replacement.
I believe cui bono trumps my tin foil hat in most situations.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 09, 2024 02:52 PM (HlyYF)
Would buy him a lot of time to make a decision.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 02:53 PM (aPY1X)
You are a modern-day Machiavelli! Newsletter?
Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2024 02:53 PM (14URa)
More like a bramble.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Now I'm being triggered by flashbacks to this morning's art.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 02:53 PM (v6JzV)
Shoot him again one more time, for me.
Posted by: Can't Spell Ragpicker Without gp at July 09, 2024 02:53 PM (CgbEA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 02:54 PM (5hy2B)
*
The plague?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024
***
It's endemic in the Southwest. Don't go petting any dead prairie dogs or ground squirrels.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 02:54 PM (J2vNu)
2 US Marshals open fire on the guy, and he survives
'treatment of non-life-threatening injuries. '
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 02:54 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:54 PM (K58To)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 02:55 PM (iFTx/)
I knew it! It's that bastard Nixon's fault!
Posted by: Cheri
A twofer. Blame Nixon and throw a Prop to Biden.
He knows who butters his bread
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 09, 2024 02:55 PM (FxH7T)
Why do they bury the important fashion-related material toward the end, instead of leading with it? And what was he wearing? Did this properly accessorize his outfit, or was this choice of firearm a fashion faux-pas?
This loose sh*t would not stand on The Gun Thread.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2024 02:55 PM (H+y4v)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 02:54 PM (J2vNu)
----
That's sound advice no matter where you are in the country.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2024 02:55 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
How could you?! Doncha know, All cultures are equal .
Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2024 02:55 PM (WXNFJ)
Nap time ran long today.
Posted by: Auspex at July 09, 2024 02:55 PM (j4U/Z)
Top men. Dangerous men.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 09, 2024 02:56 PM (MkuC5)
I knew it! It's that bastard Nixon's fault!
Posted by: Cheri
A twofer. Blame Nixon and throw a Prop to Biden.
He knows who butters his bread
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 09, 2024 02:55 PM (FxH7T)
That's NOT butter...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 02:56 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 02:56 PM (v8sdr)
Posted by: PaleRider at July 09, 2024 02:56 PM (wTs+0)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 09, 2024 02:56 PM (RUmyk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 02:56 PM (5hy2B)
this shit is important
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 02:56 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 09, 2024 02:56 PM (FMPkP)
the dems got to confirm a really leftist judge too, while they were missing
wtf
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2024 02:53 PM (s3qiR)
Why would Cruz, Rubio, and Paul be at a House Committee vote?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 02:56 PM (9mfKN)
Posted by: birdog at July 09, 2024
***
Did that driver manage to speed away in all the confusion?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 02:52 PM (J2vNu)
____
I don't think there was another driver, was there? I think this imbecile drove up in a carjacked car, parked it, and then tried to carjack the marshall. I think that's how it happened.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 02:56 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 09, 2024 02:57 PM (wCYy7)
they made a gay and diverse remake of Time Bandits.
Posted by: Soothsayer
"Butt Pirates" by chance?
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 09, 2024 02:57 PM (RUmyk)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 02:55 PM (iFTx/)
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Maybe he was trying to cover his tracks from whatever crime he committed earlier in the day. You know, switch to a different stolen vehicle so the cops will never find him.
Didn't go according to plan.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2024 02:57 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 02:55 PM (iFTx/)
Sounds like Grand Theft Auto DC.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 02:57 PM (ynpvh)
"There could be teens here"
Posted by: McCool at July 09, 2024 02:57 PM (w3xBv)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 09, 2024 02:57 PM (tsYtT)
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 02:57 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 02:57 PM (5hy2B)
Most asked question: Excuse me?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 02:57 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: The Law Firm of Mousebat, Follicle, Goosecreature, Ampersand, Spong, Wapcaplet, Looseliver, Vendetta at July 09, 2024 02:57 PM (N66D6)
Nixon won big in 1968, and won even bigger in '72.
Just like Trump won big in 2020. Democrats couldn't allow that.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (v8sdr)
Posted by: Auspex at July 09, 2024 02:55 PM (j4U/Z)
LOL these people actually lie about EVERYTHING.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (fBIbM)
Posted by: Lucas Davenport at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (14URa)
2. I am extremely glad Sotomayor is, like most Dems, a hypocrite and had armed security to prevent her from getting hurt.
3. I hope this gives her pause in her stance on the 2nd amendment. Or at least makes others discover the haves and have nots are on display here.
Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (p4NUW)
With our current spineless crop, he could nominate Hunter and probably get him through...
Posted by: Oedipus at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (Z6vKV)
Posted by: Emmie at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (Sf2cq)
BS.. It was Joe's nap time
Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (IyPmt)
To his hand!
-- The Waco Kid
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Soothsayer
The "nipples for men" joke in that movie is going to be problematic now.
Did Gilliam do this remake? I guess he may not have the rights?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (FMPkP)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024
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That's sound advice no matter where you are in the country.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2024
***
I was proud of Miss Linda for completely avoiding, in life and in death, the clearly ill juvenile heron that showed up to glare balefully at her from her lawn. If it had been a furry animal, she might have been tempted; but the bird looked creepily dinosaurian, and she stayed clear.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 09, 2024 02:56 PM (RUmyk)
There's a reason booze and drugs are so popular with the DC set.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (ynpvh)
This loose sh*t would not stand on The Gun Thread.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Was he wearing a watch?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (qZEuM)
"Marshals shot 18-year-old Kentrell Flowers during an alleged carjacking attempt early Friday morning."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2024 02:59 PM (XeU6L)
Most asked question: Excuse me?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 02:57 PM (pohLc)
If there's one way to calm concerns about this administration it's to show up an hour and a half late to a presser.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 09, 2024 02:59 PM (LDevB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 02:57 PM (5hy2B)
And I liked it a lot!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 02:59 PM (pohLc)
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This Flowers voter
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:59 PM (K58To)
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And yes they *are* rubbing it in and yes they LOVE that their so-called president is an embarrassing retard. It's so weird.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 02:59 PM (fBIbM)
Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 02:59 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Emmie at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (Sf2cq)
Kentrell ?...Easy guess?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 02:59 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at July 09, 2024 02:59 PM (tsYtT)
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:00 PM (/7KEl)
Maybe it's already been answered. 180 comments are a lot to wade through.
Posted by: spindrift at July 09, 2024 03:00 PM (OguvZ)
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 09, 2024 03:00 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:00 PM (v8sdr)
Who teaches shooting to the Secret Service?
Posted by: p-squared at July 09, 2024 03:00 PM (i3SWt)
Posted by: Emmie at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (Sf2cq)
Kentrell ?...Easy guess?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 02:59 PM (IyPmt)
Are you implying it isn't a WASPish name?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:00 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2024 03:01 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Judge Chamberlain Haller at July 09, 2024 03:01 PM (guGkK)
--
It will never be discussed, but I bet it was 95% racism-driven.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 03:01 PM (K58To)
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 03:01 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 03:01 PM (v0R5T)
Alternate gaslighting post title:
cRiMe Is DoWn, YoU gUyS!
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:00 PM (v8sdr)
Two ways to bring crime down:
1) Stop crime and arrest and imprison the offenders
2) Redefine what constitutes a crime to exclude most former crimes.
Guess which one gets picked?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:01 PM (ynpvh)
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US Marshals
they are security for the federal courts
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (K58To)
Posted by: birdog at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (lWs+l)
Posted by: The Barrel at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (tsYtT)
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: p-squared at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (i3SWt)
"Part" of her team.
So, how much protection do our betters get if two Marshals in two seperate vehicles are just part? Are there layers of protection? Is there a perimeter further out too?
Protection in the US is like Soviet food and dark humor.
Not everyone gets it.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (DQcg+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 03:03 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 03:03 PM (9mfKN)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 09, 2024 03:03 PM (ada2f)
Carjack. Robbery. Whothefuckknows.
But I do know it's not what they say it was. Sounds like Incompetence is being covered up with a "carjacking" story.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:03 PM (v8sdr)
Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (p4NUW)
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If the plebeswere not allowed to arm themselves this poor young man would never have been shot by armed bodyguards!
I blame Rethuglican policies! And of course, TRUMP!
*
Posted by: Just Lily at July 09, 2024 03:03 PM (RLLZj)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:03 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 03:03 PM (v0R5T)
While you will be tempted to put your mouth to the bung for air, don't.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 09, 2024 03:03 PM (tsYtT)
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:03 PM (DQcg+)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 09, 2024 03:03 PM (RUmyk)
*grins*
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 03:03 PM (v0R5T)
No Admonition that they assumed Xhis / Xher Gender?
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (DQcg+)
______
I googled him and if the pics are indeed of him, he's a big black thug who looks much older than 18
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 03:04 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM
Great question. From the quality of the shooting, I think we can safely assume the Marshals were wearing 55+mm watches, though.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2024 03:04 PM (H+y4v)
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 03:04 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 03:03 PM (v0R5T
The plank of used gum is nice, so I've heard.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 03:04 PM (aPY1X)
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 09, 2024 03:04 PM (wCYy7)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 09, 2024 03:04 PM (RUmyk)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 03:04 PM (pohLc)
Of course not. Even if she was shot in the mouth.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2024 03:04 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: wth
---
reports of 'what's that on the floor?' are largely a thing of the past
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:04 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 03:04 PM (fV+MH)
No Admonition that they assumed Xhis / Xher Gender?
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (DQcg+)
______
I googled him and if the pics are indeed of him, he's a big black thug who looks much older than 18
gentle giant
Posted by: d-straights at July 09, 2024 03:05 PM (og5mY)
It's reminiscent of the bilge in an early 18th century Salve Galley.
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:05 PM (DQcg+)
Posted by: Common Tater
--
For anyone who thinks this is a joke, this isn't a joke:
"“Black People’s Time” (also abbreviated to BP Time or BPT) is an American expression that refers to African Americans being frequently late. It claims that African Americans can have a relaxed or indifferent view of punctuality, which leads to them being labeled as lazy or unreliable."
They have a relaxed view of punctuality.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 03:05 PM (K58To)
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:04 PM (/7KEl)
Because whatever is on the floor is eating those who report its existence?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 03:05 PM (9mfKN)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2024 03:05 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at July 09, 2024 03:05 PM (JSF6W)
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"Pandemic"? Shouldn't that be "panicdemic"?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 09, 2024 03:06 PM (L/fGl)
Oh and also the police hunts down and shoots 100,000,000 black men every day.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 09, 2024 03:06 PM (wCYy7)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 09, 2024 03:03 PM (ada2f)
But Joe is white. Or he was. Now he is kind of tangerine, he can’t even get presidential orange right.
Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 03:06 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 03:04 PM (fV+MH)
That was my first thought also!
Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2024 03:06 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 09, 2024 03:06 PM (3Fz6p)
Posted by: wth
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reports of 'what's that on the floor?' are largely a thing of the past
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024
***
A new visitor to this site would be . . . let's just say, gobsmacked.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 03:06 PM (J2vNu)
Nice enough for Sid to climb in there to pleasure hisself.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 03:06 PM (pohLc)
Right?
Can't even imagine how much she overpaid for that place.
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:06 PM (DQcg+)
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at July 09, 2024 03:05 PM (JSF6W)
So THAT'S the sound when she backs up...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:06 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Biden is Finished
Pennsylvania Dutch.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 03:07 PM (qZEuM)
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:07 PM (DQcg+)
Posted by: Biden is Finished
Pennsylvania Dutch.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 03:07 PM (qZEuM)
I thought it was a Mormon angel name, like Moroni.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:08 PM (ynpvh)
Others, many of them in fact, have hired guns they pay for out of their office funds... so you're still paying for it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2024 03:08 PM (Q4IgG)
Oh and also the police hunts down and shoots 100,000,000 black men every day.
Posted by: Biden is Finished
Armed guards for everyone, then! Only I want to pick my own. If 2 SS agents didn’t shoot someone dead who is as big as a barn door, I would like to search elsewhere. Thank you.
Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 03:08 PM (p4NUW)
There is no balm in galley-land.
Posted by: electronic means at July 09, 2024 03:08 PM (rjJqk)
The suspect then pointed a handgun...
Now THAT's how you start your valedictorian speech, Kentrell!
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2024 03:08 PM (yYWHi)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 09, 2024 03:08 PM (tsYtT)
How do you think they transported Salve back in the day?
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:07 PM (DQcg+)
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Unguent. I need unguent.
Posted by: Gaear Grimsrud at July 09, 2024 03:08 PM (3Fz6p)
There is no balm in galley-land.
Posted by: electronic means at July 09, 2024 03:08 PM (rjJqk)
Ya gotta rub it in...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:09 PM (ynpvh)
Christ Almighty...
Gladiator II has, get this, a black man who orchestrated the "fall of Rome." He says as much. Literally.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:09 PM (v8sdr)
Woah.
No Balm Threats.
Ace doesn't need the Feds snooping around his trash.
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:09 PM (DQcg+)
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 09, 2024 03:09 PM (wCYy7)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:09 PM
Or it gets the hose.
Posted by: Jame Gumb at July 09, 2024 03:10 PM (H+y4v)
How do you think they transported Salve back in the day?
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:07 PM (DQcg+)
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Unguent. I need unguent.
Posted by: Gaear Grimsrud at July 09, 2024 03:08 PM (3Fz6p)
♪ Because it's Ungent! So Ungent!
Ungent, Ungent Ungent Emergency! ♫
Posted by: Foreigner on Salve Ship at July 09, 2024 03:10 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at July 09, 2024 03:10 PM (evaxF)
How do you think they transported Salve back in the day?
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:07 PM (DQcg+)
The atomic balm ?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2024 03:10 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Reverend Jesse Jackson at July 09, 2024 03:10 PM (DQcg+)
I might be wrong, but it looks there are blm/gorge floyd-style riots in Gladiator II.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:10 PM (v8sdr)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at July 09, 2024 03:10 PM (OUMaO)
Not just officers, but US Marshalls. I expected a happier ending.
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2024 03:10 PM (yYWHi)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 03:10 PM (K58To)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 09, 2024 03:10 PM (tsYtT)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 03:11 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at July 09, 2024 03:11 PM (evaxF)
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:11 PM (DQcg+)
she's about 3 blocks from Ben's Chili Bowl
4 stars on Google
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:11 PM (/7KEl)
How do you think they transported Salve back in the day?
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:07 PM (DQcg+)
To this day, the deadly eczema sharks still travel the routes the galleys plied.
Posted by: spindrift at July 09, 2024 03:11 PM (OguvZ)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2024 03:11 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 03:11 PM (qZEuM)
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:12 PM (DQcg+)
If only the idiot just tossed her a Candygram . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2024 03:12 PM (x0n13)
two Ls is a name
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:12 PM (/7KEl)
How do you think they transported Salve back in the day?
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:07 PM (DQcg+)
To this day, the deadly eczema sharks still travel the routes the galleys plied.
Posted by: spindrift at July 09, 2024 03:11 PM (OguvZ)
Damn, imagining that as a Far Side cartoon. LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:12 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 03:12 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:12 PM (DQcg+)
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 09, 2024 03:13 PM (wCYy7)
Really? That’s has to be the most ignorant subversive statement on the constitution I have ever had the displeasure to read in my entire life. But there you go, Democrats. A right clearly developed, articulated, stated time and again as meaning that citizens had an individual right (private” in dummies words) to self defense with arms, and listed in The Bill of Rights, is not that in the eyes of liberals. Unfreakingbelievable. A fifth grader would find that statement not only specious but demonstrably false.
Posted by: Vengeance at July 09, 2024 03:13 PM (82U+n)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 03:13 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 03:11 PM (qZEuM)
Help us Obi Wan Ace you're our only hope.. This thread is starting to stink on ice
Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 03:13 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2024 03:13 PM (RHGPo)
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The armed white couple who stood outside of their home when the violent mob threatened them and the lady's barrel slightly passed in the direction of one thug for a brief moment.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 03:13 PM (K58To)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at July 09, 2024 03:10 PM
To be fair, the fact that all the penguin droppings cleaned up from their periodic sashays through the Café are deposited there make it far too mephitic for even a casual symbolic stay.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2024 03:13 PM (H+y4v)
4 stars on Google
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:11 PM (/7KEl)
They told her it was chili outside and she grabbed a bowl and ran out
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 09, 2024 03:13 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Sam Adams at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (KEWDx)
Posted by: Vengeance at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (82U+n)
Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2024 03:13 PM (RHGPo)
I’m sure Garland is shaking in his boots.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (9mfKN)
Afghan refugees filmed themselves raping a 13-year-old girl at knifepoint. Sweden gave them zero jail time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (L/fGl)
The average 5th Grader would be unable to read said statement.
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (DQcg+)
Why does an entire "gun free zone" city have so many youths with guns??
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (v8sdr)
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (/7KEl)
Every time I listen to her I end up day drinking until it is not day anymore.
In other news, it is TRASH DAY EVE at my house. The joys of being retired expressed in one moment.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (RUmyk)
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:15 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (ynpvh)
That's extreme unction for catholics.
Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2024 03:15 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 09, 2024 03:16 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 09, 2024 03:16 PM (RUmyk)
Posted by: Kentrell at July 09, 2024 03:16 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:15 PM (/7KEl)
When she broke her leg, gravy poured out
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 09, 2024 03:16 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
The fly in the ointment.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 03:16 PM (qZEuM)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 09, 2024 03:16 PM (xcxpd)
TMI
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2024 03:13 PM (RHGPo)
That's unconstitutional
--Hawaiian judge
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 09, 2024 03:17 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:17 PM (DQcg+)
Posted by: Vengeance at July 09, 2024 03:17 PM (82U+n)
Looks like one ugly pistol IMHO with the silver slide and black 'body'.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 03:17 PM (Jh5b+)
Raylan Givens is fictional.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 09, 2024 03:17 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
The fly in the ointment.
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The monkey in the wrench.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 09, 2024 03:17 PM (3Fz6p)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 09, 2024 03:17 PM (4XwPj)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (9mfKN)
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Until he has to pawn them to pay his rent!
Posted by: Just Lily at July 09, 2024 03:17 PM (RLLZj)
Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2024 03:13 PM (RHGPo)
How about the GOPe grow a pair and arrest and demand the Capitol police arrest him and throw him in a jail cell? Bread and water only rotting away in solitary confinement.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 09, 2024 03:18 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 09, 2024 03:17 PM (3Fz6p)
“Don’t wanna be your monkey wrench”
~ Foo Fighters
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 03:18 PM (9mfKN)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 09, 2024 03:18 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Harry Sussex at July 09, 2024 03:18 PM (H+y4v)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 03:18 PM (qZEuM)
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DEI hires holding their guns sideways.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 09, 2024 03:18 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 03:18 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 09, 2024 03:18 PM (N39Ws)
“THAT IS NOT WHO WE ARE!”
~ GOPe
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 03:19 PM (9mfKN)
The Marshals need more active assailant target practice.
Posted by: iowaan at July 09, 2024 03:19 PM (3H2LN)
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:19 PM (DQcg+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2024 03:19 PM (i2fv4)
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 03:19 PM (fV+MH)
They would *have* to bring the hammer down on Kentrell. Life in prison or the death penalty, and enrage every angry ghetto black in America.
That would be a serious election year problem for the machine.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2024 03:19 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 09, 2024 03:16 PM (xcxpd)
TMI
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:16 PM (ynpvh)
I can get WAY more TMI than that
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 09, 2024 03:19 PM (xcxpd)
Raylan Givens is fictional.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 09, 2024 03:17 PM (xcxpd)
Apparently their weapon qualification is still months away so they aren't practicing. Somewhere is an indoor range that is just begging them to poke holes in their walls and ceiling with their errant shots.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 09, 2024 03:19 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2024 03:19 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
.....
Where's her bib?
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 03:20 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: scampydog at July 09, 2024 03:20 PM (2bFN5)
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 03:19 PM (fV+MH)
Is that worse that Preparation H?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:20 PM (ynpvh)
Raylan Givens is fictional.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 09, 2024 03:17 PM (xcxpd)
For what it's worth, I've met some marshals. It's not fictional. If anything, ol' Raylan's a bit of a pussy compared to some of these guys.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2024 03:20 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 09, 2024 03:20 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:20 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Harry Sussex at July 09, 2024 03:18 PM (H+y4v)
No one commented on a link I had yesterday about some Biden apparatchik surprised that Greek statues could jizz.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2024 03:20 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: FLAMING LIPS at July 09, 2024 03:20 PM (DQcg+)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 09, 2024 03:20 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 03:20 PM (fV+MH)
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They are highly trained. They shot the gun out of his hand!
Posted by: Just Lily at July 09, 2024 03:20 PM (RLLZj)
Had the agents been shooting my ammo the suspect wouldn't have made it to a hospital.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 03:21 PM (pohLc)
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Yeah, it's not like we'd eat it voluntarily.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 09, 2024 03:21 PM (L/fGl)
So her life is worth defending but mine is not.
Good to know.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Daily Mail Online @MailOnline 3h
Sonia Sotomayor saved from danger: Supreme Court Justice's bodyguard shoots gun-wielding suspect who tried to steal his car outside her DC home trib.al/nM2hQpo
Mike Davis @mrddmia 57m
Justice Sonia Sotomayor wants to disarm law-abiding Americans.
(Just not her federal bodyguards.)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 03:21 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Peaches
What about those Protestant chrismatics?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 03:21 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:21 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Holden MacNeil at July 09, 2024 03:21 PM (OguvZ)
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 09, 2024 03:22 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at July 09, 2024 03:22 PM (evaxF)
......
To be fair, she is single-handedly keeping the frozen burrito industry afloat.
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 03:22 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 09, 2024 03:17 PM (xcxpd)
For what it's worth, I've met some marshals. It's not fictional. If anything, ol' Raylan's a bit of a pussy compared to some of these guys.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2024 03:20 PM (dGCAG)
I've met a fair few too. I'm guessing the hardasses were not doing Justice Protection detail.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 09, 2024 03:22 PM (xcxpd)
So her life is worth defending but mine is not.
Good to know.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2024 03:19 PM (i2fv4)
Correction: Her CAR is worth defending, but not your life.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2024 03:23 PM (dGCAG)
......
To be fair, she is single-handedly keeping the frozen burrito industry afloat.
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 03:22 PM (v0R5T)
lol
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 09, 2024 03:23 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2024 03:23 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 09, 2024 03:23 PM (gNDS4)
Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at July 09, 2024 03:22 PM (evaxF)
They're all clones. Apparently the guy that was the clone source was a bad shot...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2024
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Kudos. You don't run across the word "mephitic" very often nowadays.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 03:23 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (v8sdr)
Cuz racism.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 09, 2024 03:23 PM (wCYy7)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:23 PM (ynpvh)
AKSHUALLY, in the clone wars tv show….
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 03:24 PM (9mfKN)
The "nipples for men" joke in that movie is going to be problematic now.
Did Gilliam do this remake? I guess he may not have the rights?
Posted by: TexasDan
Terry Gilliam wanted NOTHING to do with it. Really.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:24 PM (v8sdr)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 09, 2024 03:23 PM (gNDS4)
It is, which tells me their training sucks.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 09, 2024 03:24 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (v8sdr)
Cuz racism.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 09, 2024 03:23 PM (wCYy7)
And Richard Nixon
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 03:24 PM (9mfKN)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 09, 2024 03:25 PM (gNDS4)
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I bet he's not only fictional but the show is part of the organized campaign to influence peoples beliefs about LEOs, FBI, etc.
https://tinyurl.com/y3nzxu7l
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 03:25 PM (K58To)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 09, 2024 03:22 PM (xcxpd)
Probably not, but I remember the vid of... who was it, some has-been singer, Patti LaBelle or something like that. She was coming out to her limo at the airport, and a guy just happened to be walking near her path.
About 14 big burly badasses came and put the whuppass on this guy... just for coming near her on accident.
Some people are more important than others.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2024 03:25 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2024 03:25 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (RUmyk)
My trash day isn't 'til tomorrow. Can't wait! The highlight of the work week.
Posted by: Invisible Widow Not Old Enough to Retire at July 09, 2024 03:25 PM (JCLJi)
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MOVING ON
NEVER HAPPENED
Nothing to see here
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:25 PM (/7KEl)
The "nipples for men" joke in that movie is going to be problematic now.
Did Gilliam do this remake? I guess he may not have the rights?
Posted by: TexasDan
Terry Gilliam wanted NOTHING to do with it. Really.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:24 PM (v8sdr)
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They invited him to the set for a week. He showed up.
He left after a day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 03:26 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Eric Holder at July 09, 2024 03:26 PM (evaxF)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Yeah, that's a great word.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 03:26 PM (v6JzV)
How horrendous is gay apple's fake Time Bandits tv series?
"Pheobe" from Friends is the "leader" of the Bandits. And I do man "Phoebe" from Friends.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:26 PM (v8sdr)
mean
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:26 PM (v8sdr)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 09, 2024 03:24 PM (xcxpd)”
You can’t always train that out. I’ve seen pretty well trained meat eaters get into their first contact and miss what should be easy shots.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 09, 2024 03:26 PM (gNDS4)
For shame wise one, for shame.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 09, 2024 03:27 PM (wCYy7)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:27 PM (v8sdr)
There I go...singing songs again...
Posted by: Bob Seger at July 09, 2024 03:27 PM (DQcg+)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 09, 2024 03:27 PM (wGerL)
Lisa Kudrow's acting range goes from: Phoebe to Phoebe.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:27 PM (v8sdr)
Fact check: True
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 03:27 PM (9mfKN)
Everybody turn the page.
Posted by: CNN at July 09, 2024 03:27 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 03:27 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 09, 2024 03:28 PM (L/fGl)
https://tinyurl.com/y3nzxu7l
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 03:25 PM (K58To)
U.S. Marshal Service is NOT FBI, or local cops. They're generally the real deal, and at the time the show was poopular, someone asked a bunch of marshals what they thought of it. The general consensus is they loved the show, said some of it was overly dramatized for teevee, but some of it was strikingly realistic.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2024 03:28 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 09, 2024
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Yes . . . but it wasn't a lowrider until she climbed into it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 03:28 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 03:28 PM (v6JzV)
Everybody turn the page.
Posted by: CNN at July 09, 2024 03:27 PM (v0R5T)
Can’t, Ace hasn’t put up the next post yet.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 03:28 PM (9mfKN)
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 03:28 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 03:29 PM (qZEuM)
Posted by: Just Lily at July 09, 2024 03:29 PM (RLLZj)
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:29 PM (DQcg+)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 09, 2024 03:30 PM (4XwPj)
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024
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Maybe if he spelled it Martial?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 03:30 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 03:29 PM (qZEuM)
That was in the 90's... I imagine we all looked different then..
Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 03:30 PM (IyPmt)
But no way would they ever use a brotha for that. You can guarantee he'd be whiter than Brandon's old Irish taint, and have MAGA tattoo on his neck, next to the swastika.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2024 03:31 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: garrett
Comes with the territory.
Posted by: Marshal Mathers at July 09, 2024 03:31 PM (qZEuM)
Everybody turn the page.
Posted by: CNN
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Wait, there is an online booklet feature? Which AoS membership for that feature?
Posted by: scampydog at July 09, 2024 03:31 PM (2bFN5)
Wait, did Latrine say "The American people want to move on?"
Because that's what they like to say when they deflect -- "the American people want [fill in the blank here]."
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:32 PM (v8sdr)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 03
I gave my opinion yesterday. This was a great move if we are truly trying to red pill. If she can be red pilled, then we are on to something. She is very connected, very well known and rather than denigrate, we should celebrate anyone who sees who the Dems are and calls them out from a platform like she has.
She is not everyone’s cup of tea, I get it. But she is out there noting the republicans are champions of women’s rights in the realist of ways versus the lip service of the dems.
Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 03:32 PM (p4NUW)
Well, Phoebe can do backflips in apples gay fake Time Bandits. So, she's aging well.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:32 PM (v8sdr)
Posted by: BurtTC
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Yes, there are real people doing the job. The media manipulation so that people feel good about them is also real. Like when you see spies and they're little geeky Jeopardy looking guys and not Lifetime Holiday Special hotties.
It's important to remember that everything is fake and gay.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 03:32 PM (XlZ2m)
Posted by: It's me donna"
Bridgette Fonda could be standing next to you and you wouldn't know it.
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 03:32 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Gerry Studds at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (63Dwl)
She's right.. We want to move on from the whole stinking lot of them
Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (+jrYw)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 09, 2024 02:49 PM (w9Wax)
NW is bougie.
Posted by: SE DC / Anacostia at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024
***
This weekend, on the Twilight Zone marathon, I caught the first episode from 1985 of the new show. Starred Bruce Willis, three years before Die Hard. I almost didn't recognize him: He had hair!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: garrett at July 09
Marshall Mathers?
Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 03:32 PM (p4NUW)
Amber Rose? The gal from the Flava of Love show? Maybe I’m mis-remembering names here…
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (9mfKN)
What's that song by Bob Seger that goes turn the page?
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (v8sdr)
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 09, 2024 02:49 PM (w9Wax)
NW is bougie.
Posted by: SE DC / Anacostia at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (VavZF)
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NW is where George Washington Law School is, isn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:29 PM (DQcg+)
Basically the inverse of the boy named Sue thing.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024
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The first two seasons of Friends are very well done, cast, and written -- very funny.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 03:34 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 09, 2024 03:30 PM (4XwPj)
Yes! Free your mind. I cut them up and make pork-a-roni and teriyaki pork with them. Chicken breasts too.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at July 09, 2024 03:34 PM (JCLJi)
Wait, did Latrine say "The American people want to move on?"
Because that's what they like to say when they deflect -- "the American people want [fill in the blank here]."
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:32 PM (v8sdr)
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Insert meme: "Stop, STOP, he's already dead!"
Posted by: Just Lily at July 09, 2024 03:34 PM (RLLZj)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2024 03:35 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (v8sdr)
Old Time Rock and Roll.
Posted by: spindrift at July 09, 2024 03:35 PM (OguvZ)
Posted by: It's me donna
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I was sex on a stick in the 90s
now not so much
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:35 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 09, 2024 02:49 PM (w9Wax)
NW is bougie.
Posted by: SE DC / Anacostia at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (VavZF)
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NW is where George Washington Law School is, isn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
LOL! NW is NOT the shittiest part of DC. Just the opposite actually.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 09, 2024 03:35 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (v6JzV
Three words about the early years of friends. Jennifer Aniston's nipples.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 09, 2024 03:35 PM (OiAR7)
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (v0R5T)
If that broad had any brains, she'd have announced last week she was quitting to spend more time with her curling iron.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2024 03:35 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 03:36 PM (p4NUW)
no doubt due to a corollary to the well-known marshal law.
Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at July 09, 2024 03:36 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
LOL! NW is NOT the shittiest part of DC. Just the opposite actually.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 09, 2024 03:35 PM (sAmhv)
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Yeah, I feel like I was staying in a pretty decent part of the city.
We thought about going to Ben's Chilli bowl. We went there once when we first got engaged (I proposed at the Thomas Jefferson Memorial), and we liked it, but walking the city now with two boys, it felt like generally a bad idea. Plus...it's far out and, you know...DC hasn't gotten better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 03:36 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (v8sdr)
Old Time Rock and Roll.
Posted by: spindrift at July 09, 2024 03:35 PM (OguvZ)
Wrong: Get Out of Denver
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2024 03:36 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Justice Sotomayor at July 09, 2024 03:36 PM (Nt9p1)
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:36 PM (DQcg+)
Raylan Givens is fictional.
TV Raylan and Book Raylan are both awesome characters, but Tim Elephant is entirely too pretty to be Book Raylan.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2024 03:36 PM (y9nCu)
I don't want the GOP to succeed at anything, but many here do... Why would Republican voters be upset about that? She's hot, she has huge tits, young people actually know who she is and don't hate her, and she herself is under the age of 137.
She's a better get for the RNC than they're gonna find.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2024 03:37 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 03:32 PM (p4NUW)
Bicycle Boy was red pilled by 9-11. Unfortunately it only lasted a year or so. You cannot trust leftards, as they will stab you in the back, just like the GOPe. I would require some kind of track record. And BTW, Hubby is crazier than a shithouse rat.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 03:37 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 03:37 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2024 03:37 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 09, 2024 03:35 PM
The assholes in the three other quadrants make life bad for DC residents. The assholes in the NW quadrant make life bad for the rest of the nation.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 09, 2024 03:38 PM (BbSDq)
NW DC: money, business, leafy green neighborhoods with mansions
NE DC: more of the hoi polloi, can get shot, maybe
SE DC: do not enter unless part of a heavily armed detachment
SW DC: monuments and museums
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:38 PM (/7KEl)
Oh shit, it really is titled "Turn the Page." I really thought it was "On the road" or something like that.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:38 PM (v8sdr)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 03:38 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 09, 2024 02:49 PM (w9Wax)
NW is bougie.
Posted by: SE DC / Anacostia at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (VavZF)
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NW is where George Washington Law School is, isn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (GBKbO)
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Heh.
Take the greenline out to Greenbelt or U of Maryland.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2024 03:39 PM (W/lyH)
Marshall Tucker is not pleased.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2024 03:39 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 03:29 PM (qZEuM)
Oh no. Monica and Rachel were hot. Phoebe never was.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2024 03:39 PM (Nt9p1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 03:38 PM (v6JzV)
Big boobs, bigger ass, brain, not so much.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (DQcg+)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (MKEsG)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 09, 2024 03:38 PM (BbSDq)
Perfect summation!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 03:38 PM (v6JzV)
Hot black chick with a bangin' ass and tittays. I don't know if she's for much besides dating famous rappers, but whatevs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (0FoWg)
She's a better get for the RNC than they're gonna find.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2024 03:37 PM (0FoWg)
Wasn't Anita Bryant available???
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
I was always disappointed.
Posted by: guy who always yells: "Show us yer tits!" at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09
She isn’t married. She’s gorgeous. She walked for Louis Vuitton more than once. She isn’t whoever the heck bicycle boy is….
Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: InZona at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (FhOTg)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (1FWWQ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 03:29 PM (qZEuM)
Almost as if women aren’t as hot in their 60s as they were in their 30s.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (wCYy7)
NE DC: more of the hoi polloi, can get shot, maybe
SE DC: do not enter unless part of a heavily armed detachment (or you are Catch Thirty-Thr33 who rode the green line with little worry but lots of head swiveling)
SW DC: monuments and museums
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:38 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (Nt9p1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (1FWWQ)
I’m not going back to DC for a long time.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2024 03:41 PM (Nt9p1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (0FoWg)
She made a public statement a week or so ago, that most people here would agree with. Although I don't remember what it was.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2024 03:41 PM (dGCAG)
yeah where were those mofos?!?1 it was cruz, Rubio, Paul ... a bunch of I thought not traitors?
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They're Senators, not Representatives.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2024 03:41 PM (YqDXo)
NW is where George Washington Law School is, isn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
LOL! NW is NOT the shittiest part of DC. Just the opposite actually.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 09, 2024 03:35 PM (sAmhv)
Well, if you had GW moonlighting out of the law school on a horse made of crystal to patrol the land, your neighborhood would be damned awesome too.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2024 03:42 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at July 09, 2024 03:34 PM (JCLJi)
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You make teriyaki pork out of chicken breasts?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 09, 2024 03:42 PM (3Fz6p)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2024 03:41 PM (dGCAG)
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"The sky is blue."
"This woman can see what it really is. Put her in the RNC."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 03:42 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 03:42 PM (fV+MH)
Feel Like a Number?
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (DQcg+)
Turn the Page, I believe.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:42 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 03:42 PM (v6JzV)
There has been a 77 % turnover in WH staff. What accounts for such a high rate? Under Trump, of course, the headlines would have screamed "White House Personnel in Chaos!!!"
Women are paid 80 % of what men make. Sexist mofos.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 09, 2024 03:42 PM (tSxCg)
Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (p4NUW)
Charles Johnson. Who banned many here, including my charming self.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 03:43 PM (pohLc)
If she wants to speak at the convention, and she has something reasonably coherent and at least center-right to say, then what's the downside? She's probably more reliably conservative than half the people there.
She's also certainly more recognizable to younger voters than the ancient relics that will trundle up to speak.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 09, 2024 03:43 PM (U+vfz)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 03:38 PM (v6JzV)
I still don't know what she's famous for, but I looked up some pictures and thought "Susan Powter rebooted for 2024".
Posted by: spindrift at July 09, 2024 03:43 PM (OguvZ)
She made a public statement a week or so ago, that most people here would agree with. Although I don't remember what it was.
Posted by: BurtTC at July
On men in dresses in women’s sports? How that is the opposite of supporting women?
Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 03:43 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: spindrift at July 09, 2024 03
Y’all need new glasses. She is gorgeous. Hate the tats, but underneath is a very pretty woman.
Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 03:44 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 03:45 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 03:46 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 09, 2024 03:46 PM (RIvkX)
Amateur.......
Posted by: Raylan Givans at July 09, 2024 04:29 PM (zL/eJ)
He will get you Va.
He will campaign in Philly and Allegheny suburbs and help you in Pa. And wisco and Michigan suburbs.
Happy warrior in his vest, will calm suburban Karens
I really like Vance great on TV, but I don’t want to put the Ohio senate seat in jeopardy.
Give Burgam sec intierior. He is a great guy but lacks juice
Youngkin has fought and won in enemy territory.
He can carry the MAGA flag forward
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