House Democrats Meet to Discuss the Joe Biden Situation; Publicly They Claim They Support Him, But When Speaking Off-the-Record, They Say the Meeting "Felt Like a Funeral"

Two reporters from Punchbowl News:

Jake Sherman
@JakeSherman
INSIDE THE ROOM -- The House Democratic Caucus meeting about President Joe Biden's political standing is starting to empty out.
One House Democrat supportive of Biden told me it "felt like a funeral."
There is definitely no consensus on Biden. Lots of talk about how difficult the situation is for Dems.
Rep. Jahana Hayes (D-Conn.) said that putting Harris atop the ticket would be setting her up for failure.
Rep. Mark Takano (D-Calif.) said he saw a poll recently that had Biden losing in his district. Biden won his district with 62% of the vote last time.

Heather Caygle
@heatherscope
Here's the thing, Jake/Bres/I have talked to a lot of Democrats and do so quite frequently.
I haven't talked to one who privately says they think Biden is capable of running and beating Trump at this point.
The debate was just a public airing of the concerns many of them have experienced/expressed privately. And that was from those who felt they actually got time with the president over the last year. Others have complained about very limited/controlled interactions.
BUT they also don't want to be ostracized publicly and/or feel it's already determined that Biden will be the nominee.

"No consensus" on Biden, says Roll Call.

Rep. Lloyd Doggett, D-Texas, who had previously called for Biden to step aside, said as he left the Democratic huddle that "the debate cannot be unseen."
"The president has been running behind. We needed a surge. We got a setback. He is a great man who has made a great contribution to the country," Doggett said, adding of a possible Trump second term: "But he shouldn't leave a legacy that endangers us, that we surrender to a tyrant."
Rep. Lou Correa, D-Calif., told reporters that "voters chose Biden as their nominee, not us in a closed room." He also downplayed what is seen as Biden's biggest weakness, that he'd be the oldest president ever elected if he wins in November.
"There's concerns about everything. There's concerns about Trump. When you talk about [Biden's] age, I mean, 80 is the new 60," Correa said.

LOL. But for Biden, 80 is the new 108. He is indeed a "super-ager," but not in a good way: He ages faster than most people.

He's not 80, either. He's 82.

Rep. Maxine Waters, D-Calif., said Biden "deserves our support" and vowed to "go to several states" on the president's behalf. "Biden is going to win," she added.

...

But Rep. Mike Quigley, D-Ill., left the session saying he still has concerns about Biden's ability to run again and serve out another four-year term.
"He'll bring the ticket down this time," Quigley said. "He just has to step down because he can't win, and my colleagues need to recognize that. A dismissive letter is not going to change any minds."
RealClearPolitics' average of multiple national polls, updated Tuesday, gave Trump a 47.5 percent to 44.1 percent lead. At the same point in the 2020 race, Biden led Trump by 9 percentage points in the RCP average, and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton led him by 4.7 percentage points in 2016. Some recent polling suggests Vice President Kamala Harris would do better in a head-to-head race against Trump.
A poll of Wisconsin voters released Tuesday by AARP showed Trump led Biden 44 percent to 38 percent on a multi-candidate ballot and 50 percent to 45 percent in a head-to-head matchup. The same survey, however, showed Sen. Tammy Baldwin leading likely Republican opponent Eric Hovde 50 percent to 45 percent.

New @PostVideo from @Rho_Co:

House Democrats broadly circled the wagons around President Biden at their closed-door meeting this morning after some Democrats had called for Biden to drop out of the 2024 election. pic.twitter.com/EdiZj732CP
— JM Rieger (@RiegerReport) July 9, 2024

So publicly they say they're "Ridin' with Biden."

But super-leftwing Democrat Steve Cohen (I think) says that Democrats have not come to any agreement on Biden. When asked if they're "on the same page," he says no, they're "not even in the same book."

JUST IN: The House Democratic Caucus meeting about Biden's future as the candidate was a disaster according to @JakeSherman who reported it “felt like a funeral.”

The group of Democrats were not able to come to a consensus.

While leaving the event, a somber Rep. Steve Cohen… pic.twitter.com/Vc1K8DqKOY
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) July 9, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:15 PM

Comments

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1 I sure hope Jill doesn't find out.

That would be terrible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 01:15 PM (GBKbO)

2 Rookie!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 09, 2024 01:16 PM (kQKm1)

3 So, let's imagine that Trump wins.

What are the recriminations within the Democrat Party going to be like?

Everyone being public about support but everyone being private about reservations is an interesting combination.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

4 Yo

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2024 01:16 PM (Q4IgG)

5 This is just so much fun!!!

Thanks for giving my Tuesday such a great pick me up Ace!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 09, 2024 01:17 PM (kQKm1)

6 I want to hear all the Senator's opinions on Biden.
I really, really, want to hear them go on record supporting a dementia patient.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 09, 2024 01:18 PM (kQKm1)

7 Nooded the others.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 09, 2024 01:19 PM (kQKm1)

8 The sure cure for their low spirits is to pick up some baseball bats and begin beating each other to a pulp.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 09, 2024 01:20 PM (HnRPf)

9 Hahaha!!
I wonder how many prominent Democrats are investigating non-extradition countries right now.
Milley, though, PDT needs to have recalled to active duty to face charges of sedition and treason.

Posted by: Jmel at July 09, 2024 01:20 PM (bVhJi)

10 16 million illegals have entered into this country in the last four years. If only half of them vote, it is a democrat landslide.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 09, 2024 01:20 PM (lTGtQ)

11 Rep. Jahana Hayes (D-Conn.) said that putting Harris atop the ticket would be setting her up for failure.

Omg does she even read the comments to this blog?

Lol

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 09, 2024 01:20 PM (OiAR7)

12 Two Biden threads in a row from Ace. Does this mean another Disney thread later?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 01:20 PM (v6JzV)

13 So where is Newsom campaigning today?

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

14 10 16 million illegals have entered into this country in the last four years. If only half of them vote, it is a democrat landslide.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 09, 2024 01:20 PM (lTGtQ)

========

If they're all in California, it won't matter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

15 Hey GOP,

You see this disorganization and internal chaos? See how it makes you look to an outsider?

Yeah, that's you bastards most of the time. Try to take a few notes here.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 09, 2024 01:21 PM (LDevB)

16
Just keep in mind: All this in-public doubt and revolt by Democrats has the biden team really, really angry.

And when Democrats are angry and vindictive, they lash out and destroy their enemies.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 01:21 PM (v8sdr)

17 It’s ok Democrats. We already know you have no choice but to run Grandpa Poopy Pants. You can say it.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 09, 2024 01:21 PM (7H2Ib)

18 Rep Dogmeat whining about tyranny is like a whore lecturing on the benefits of chastity.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2024 01:21 PM (Nt9p1)

19 Heh. Yes! Maxine Waters, you go and stump for Pres. Artichoke. Your so well known for your piercing intellect, your silky smooth speeches, and your vast knowledge of science and current events.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 01:21 PM (pohLc)

20 One House Democrat supportive of Biden told me it "felt like a funeral."
.......

Well they were there to talk about The Mummy.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 01:22 PM (v0R5T)

21 "He is a great man who has made a great contribution to the country," Doggett said, adding of a possible Trump second term: "But he shouldn't leave a legacy that endangers us, that we surrender to a tyrant."

It's rare to see two such examples of complete delusion combined in one sentence. Great man? Sure. What exactly is it they seem to think Trump is going to do to become a tyrant? If they were sincerely worried, they'd keep their mouths shut and their heads down, but they really like playing the hero in their little drama.

Also, I notice many of them saying "we have to support Biden". Nothing says enthusiasm like that.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 01:22 PM (xCA6C)

22 Rep. Shri...wtf are you people electing on that side of the state?

Remnants of Beryl about to hit us in a couple hours.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2024 01:22 PM (ufFY8)

23 The same survey, however, showed Sen. Tammy Baldwin leading likely Republican opponent Eric Hovde 50 percent to 45 percent.
______

Let's vote Trump in to Make America Great Again, but also vote leftist Baldwin in to Make America Suck Worse in order to not let things get too great.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 09, 2024 01:22 PM (aTE0p)

24 "The president has been running behind. We needed a surge. We got a setback. He is a great man who has made a great contribution to the country,"

Yes. So many great contributions, I can hardly think of all of them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 01:22 PM (guGkK)

25 Stand Strong Jill, don't let the haters steal your well deserved Lifestyle from you.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 09, 2024 01:22 PM (Cus5s)

26 16 And when Democrats are angry and vindictive, they lash out and destroy their enemies.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 01:21 PM (v8sdr)

=======

I'm sorry, I read this like it was talking about any establishment conservative party in the Western world and how they treat anyone to the right of John McCain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 01:22 PM (GBKbO)

27
Raggedy Anne was supposed to meet the press at 1 pm and she still hasn't shown up.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 09, 2024 01:22 PM (RKVpM)

28 I was told making comments about a candidate's age was misogyny.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 09, 2024 01:22 PM (B0mGw)

29 If they're all in California, it won't matter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

Exactly why we make the country unitary, Statist, and Socialist.

Posted by: Democratic Party at July 09, 2024 01:22 PM (Nt9p1)

30 I love it.

The longer this open struggle goes on, the worse the party looks, regardless of who ultimately "wins".

Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2024 01:22 PM (jGGMD)

31
biden will be 81.75 in 11 days

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 01:22 PM (v8sdr)

32 Somebody last thread pointed out that "FJB" could apply equally to Joe or Jill. F. Jill Biden . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 01:22 PM (J2vNu)

33 And when Democrats are angry and vindictive, they lash out and destroy their enemies.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 01:21 PM (v8sdr)

They lash out, anyway.

Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2024 01:22 PM (rj6Yv)

34 Run, Joe, Run!!!

Posted by: tubal at July 09, 2024 01:23 PM (PCK5/)

35 "Rep. Jahana Hayes (D-Conn.) said that putting Harris atop the ticket would be setting her up for failure."

Exactly the type of person who should be "one heartbeat away from the Presidency".

Posted by: Doof at July 09, 2024 01:23 PM (RhGG0)

36 I'm not sure of the legal machinations, but I'm still thinking they'll put Kamala in as Gov. of Kamalifornia. Newsome will be the nominee. I know he isn't liked at all, but their presidential bench isn't that deep. Who they got? 2 time loser Hillary? Perpetual lose Bernie Sanders?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 09, 2024 01:23 PM (N39Ws)

37 But super-leftwing Democrat Steve Cohen (I think) says that Democrats have not come to any agreement on Biden. When asked if they're "on the same page," he says no, they're "not even in the same book."

Lucky for them that there are certain precincts which won't even start counting votes until they decide what to do.

Imagine everyone's surprise when someone who wasn't even on the ballot gets 728M votes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2024 01:23 PM (U7wke)

38 Daily Mail Online @MailOnline 3h
Sonia Sotomayor saved from danger: Supreme Court Justice's bodyguard shoots gun-wielding suspect who tried to steal his car outside her DC home trib.al/nM2hQpo

Mike Davis @mrddmia 57m
Justice Sonia Sotomayor wants to disarm law-abiding Americans.

(Just not her federal bodyguards.)

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 01:23 PM (Jh5b+)

39 Remnants of Beryl about to hit us in a couple hours.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2024 01:22 PM (ufFY

Hit me last night. No worries, just rain.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 01:23 PM (pohLc)

40 Rep Dogmeat whining about tyranny is like a whore lecturing on the benefits of chastity.

He doesn't have a lot of room to talk about anyone else's age either.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 09, 2024 01:23 PM (/y8xj)

41 Popcorn, sprite and putting Mozart's Requiem on loop.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2024 01:23 PM (D7oie)

42 Whenever Joe shows weakness Dr Jill smacks him around until he agrees with her.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 09, 2024 01:24 PM (JLq/1)

43 My two cents, for what it's worth:

IF the party manages to kick Biden out, and IF he is replaced with an ostensibly 'attractive' candidate (for sake of argument, I'll say Mooch, but YMMV), what is to stop the Dems / MFM from running the same 'basement' campaign as they did for Stinkfinger? Only small crowds, tightly scripted appearances and absolutely no debates, because you don't give airtime to a felon an insurrectionist.

Add to that a threat / recall of the four years of leftist rage and insanity during Trump's presidency, with the implied warning that a second Trump term will result in open warfare in the streets.

Not to mention the much easier and 'explainable' cheat when the candidate isn't Pantshitter Joe.

Considering the stupidity, gullibility and amnesia of over half of the voting public, who thinks that particular gambit can't win?

Bueller?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2024 01:24 PM (Q0kLU)

44 And when Democrats are angry and vindictive, they lash out and destroy their enemies.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 01:21 PM (v8sdr)

But first they burn their own shitholes, because stupid.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2024 01:24 PM (ufFY8)

45 If they take a month or so to dump the retard, it diminishes the time they have to start up a new campaign and ramp up the cheat.

If they take several weeks of debate to finally say that they won't throw him out, it diminishes the candidate, because they are saying they really don't want him.

Take all the time you want to decide.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 09, 2024 01:24 PM (lTGtQ)

46 The Evil Gnome flipped back:

@slisker 4h
NADLER seconds ago… @scrippsnews

“We have to support [Joe Biden].”

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2024 01:24 PM (IG4Id)

47 Heh. Yes! Maxine Waters, you go and stump for Pres. Artichoke. Your so well known for your piercing intellect, your silky smooth speeches, and your vast knowledge of science and current events.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 01:21 PM (pohLc)

To be fair, she is a wizard at personal finances.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 01:24 PM (guGkK)

48
Remnants of Beryl about to hit us in a couple hours.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2024

***
Off-and-on rain here too. I just heard a roll of thunder.

Fortunately I parked on the drier side of the street this morning. It doesn't flood over here. (Not usually --)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 01:24 PM (J2vNu)

49 35 "Rep. Jahana Hayes (D-Conn.) said that putting Harris atop the ticket would be setting her up for failure."

Exactly the type of person who should be "one heartbeat away from the Presidency".

Posted by: Doof at July 09, 2024 01:23 PM (RhGG0)

Why would it be setting her up for failure? Because she's facing Trump? Because the policies she has been a part of are a disaster?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 09, 2024 01:24 PM (LDevB)

50 "Whenever Joe shows weakness Dr Jill smacks him around until he agrees with her."

I think this is likely.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 09, 2024 01:24 PM (B0mGw)

51 Just keep in mind: All this in-public doubt and revolt by Democrats has the biden team really, really angry.

And when Democrats are angry and vindictive, they lash out and destroy their enemies.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 01:21 PM (v8sdr)

And in Biden's case, look for a pre-teen girl to grope.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2024 01:24 PM (jGGMD)

52 "He is a great man who has made a great contribution to the country."

Participation trophies don't count.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 09, 2024 01:24 PM (svLOV)

53 34

Yes

Posted by: mnw at July 09, 2024 01:25 PM (NLIak)

54 What s month this is shaping up to be. TikTok It's almost time for the convention, tee hee!

Posted by: Max Power at July 09, 2024 01:25 PM (Hucnr)

55 32 Somebody last thread pointed out that "FJB" could apply equally to Joe or Jill. F. Jill Biden . . .

that's *doctor* f. jill biden, buddy

Posted by: dr. f. jill biden at July 09, 2024 01:25 PM (sGtp+)

56 Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11 16h
Remember, Democrats are holding a "virtual roll call" on July 21st where delegates will officially nominate their presidential candidate. This is their real deadline, not the DNC. If Biden survives through July 21st, the Democrats will officially be stuck with Biden.

Another complicating element? The Democrats' "Blitz Primary" idea would land right in the middle of the Olympics. NBC paid $4.38 billion to broadcast the Olympics, and you better believe they will lobby hard against this blitz which could crush their ratings.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 01:26 PM (Jh5b+)

57 I will say it again, they screwed up royally and are now flailing… so much fun to watch.

Posted by: tubal at July 09, 2024 01:26 PM (PCK5/)

58 Imagine for a second our constitution and a concept that seems vaguely know to Democrats called the separation of powers. Now, as you contemplate that, let it sink in that members of Congress bound by that same Constitution are meeting to decide whether they’ll “allow” the president, that is the Executive Branch occupant, to run for president again. Oddly, this doesn’t only sound like election interference, but a subplot to subvert constitutional authority.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 09, 2024 01:26 PM (7H2Ib)

59 And when Democrats are angry and vindictive, they lash out and destroy their enemies.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 01:21 PM (v8sdr)

But first they burn their own shitholes, because stupid.

What am I doing in this comment?

Posted by: Josh Brolin at July 09, 2024 01:26 PM (xCA6C)

60 Run, Joe, Run!!!
Posted by: tubal at July 09, 2024 01:23 PM (PCK5/)

WATCH ME
*fake spry shuffle, thud*

Posted by: President Old Man Balls at July 09, 2024 01:26 PM (v0R5T)

61 He lacks the stamina to finish destroying the nation -- DNC Consensus

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 09, 2024 01:26 PM (wBaIH)

62
Sonia Sotomayor saved from danger: Supreme Court Justice's bodyguard shoots gun-wielding suspect who tried to steal his car outside her DC home

I'm confused about the gender of the people involved.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 09, 2024 01:26 PM (RKVpM)

63 The same survey, however, showed Sen. Tammy Baldwin leading likely Republican opponent Eric Hovde 50 percent to 45 percent.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

I've actually met Eric Hovde. He served on the Board of Directors of a company I used to work for. Kind of a blowhard, if you ask me. Is he running as a MAGA or as GOPe?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 01:27 PM (v6JzV)

64 Steve Cohen. The whitey who tried to join the Congressional Black Caucus and was rejected. They blackballed him.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2024 01:27 PM (63Dwl)

65 "Never underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up."

-- B. Obama

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 01:27 PM (guGkK)

66 Didn't someone say that today was the last day to remove Biden from the ballot in Georgia?

Posted by: spypeach at July 09, 2024 01:27 PM (UuB/1)

67 Remnants of Beryl about to hit us in a couple hours.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2024 01:22 PM (ufFY

Hit me last night. No worries, just rain.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 01:23 PM (pohLc)

Yeah. Apparently 24h of rain.
Local weather idiots getting excited.
A few streams will flood. Whoop-dee-doo.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2024 01:27 PM (ufFY8)

68
You're a year late, guys. Now you can't get rid of him and can't win with him.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2024 01:27 PM (e+lF5)

69 *fake spry shuffle, thud*

I 100% pictured this.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 09, 2024 01:27 PM (B0mGw)

70 27 Raggedy Anne was supposed to meet the press at 1 pm and she still hasn't shown up.

she has a stutter

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at July 09, 2024 01:27 PM (sGtp+)

71 Popcorn, sprite and putting Mozart's Requiem on loop.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2024 01:23 PM (D7oie)

DIES IRAE! DIES IRAE!

Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2024 01:27 PM (rj6Yv)

72 Off topic, to be sure, but it's a spot of good news.

'lectricity restored to Casa New Dawn, as of noon, CST.

Central A/C is laboring mightily to restore the whole of the house to a proper temperature. I've left the temporary window unit running until noon-thirty, to give the Central unit some help in the catching-up department.

We now cut back to our original broadcast.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 09, 2024 01:28 PM (kQgoX)

73 Rep. Jahana Hayes (D-Conn.) said that putting Harris atop the ticket would be setting her up for failure.
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LMAO too funny

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 01:28 PM (fBIbM)

74 Another complicating element? The Democrats' "Blitz Primary" idea would land right in the middle of the Olympics. NBC paid $4.38 billion to broadcast the Olympics, and you better believe they will lobby hard against this blitz which could crush their ratings.

This just keeps getting better and better.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 01:28 PM (xCA6C)

75 "There is definitely no consensus on Biden. Lots of talk about how difficult the situation is for Dems."

Fuck off and die, Dems. You made your bed. Burn in it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2024 01:28 PM (NMkeY)

76
They blackballed him.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2024 01:27 PM (63Dwl)

_________

Or whiteballed him.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2024 01:28 PM (e+lF5)

77
Two simple and practical solutions that keep senile joe in the picture:

1. a harris-biden ticket, old joe is now in the role of [white] "mentor"

2. a jill biden/harris ticket -- this is the ol' clinton "Two-for-One" bullshit ticket.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 01:28 PM (v8sdr)

78 56 Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11 16h
Remember, Democrats are holding a "virtual roll call" on July 21st where delegates will officially nominate their presidential candidate. This is their real deadline, not the DNC. If Biden survives through July 21st, the Democrats will officially be stuck with Biden.

Another complicating element? The Democrats' "Blitz Primary" idea would land right in the middle of the Olympics. NBC paid $4.38 billion to broadcast the Olympics, and you better believe they will lobby hard against this blitz which could crush their ratings.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 01:26 PM (Jh5b+)

=======

I've seen conflicting reports about it. I don't think it ever got passed the "floating idea" stage, but I'm not exactly connected to the inner workings of the DNC.

I hope they do it, but I hope it acrimonious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 01:28 PM (GBKbO)

79 If they’re “ridin with Biden”, I hope they have the windows down.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 09, 2024 01:28 PM (7H2Ib)

80

Ceronne "Super-Nature" >> Super-ager

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2024 01:29 PM (x0n13)

81 Joe missed an opportunity to prove his physical prowess. Tour de France has already started, and without Joe!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 01:29 PM (pohLc)

82 "The president has been running behind. We needed a surge. We got a setback. He is a great man who has made a great contribution to the country," Doggett said, adding of a possible Trump second term: "But he shouldn't leave a legacy that endangers us, that we surrender to a tyrant."
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Is this guy Doggett a Republican? He sounds like one.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 01:29 PM (fBIbM)

83 Good point.

Standard democrat SOP. "We fucked up. Therefore, you must be punished"

Posted by: Common Tater at July 09, 2024 01:29 PM (ada2f)

84 79 If they’re “ridin with Biden”, I hope they have the windows down.
Posted by: Vengeance at July 09, 2024 01:28 PM (7H2Ib)

Riding dirty . . . mostly in the diapers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2024 01:29 PM (x0n13)

85 I will say it again, they screwed up royally and are now flailing… so much fun to watch.
Posted by: tubal at July 09, 2024 01:26 PM (PCK5/)

To paraphrase Winston Wolf -- the time for mutual hoovering of phalluses has not yet commenced

Posted by: Doof at July 09, 2024 01:29 PM (RhGG0)

86 My God, he really is going to ride this out, isn't he?

LOL.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 09, 2024 01:30 PM (uxCna)

87 I'd like to think that Republicans will benefit from this Democrat disarray, however, they have spent decades honing their snatching defeat from the jaws of victory skilz.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 09, 2024 01:30 PM (RLLZj)

88 The WSJ reports that back in June 2022, Biden was scheduled to meet with German Chancellor Olaf Scholz over the situation in Ukraine, but canceled it at the last minute, "saying he had to go to bed."

https://tinyurl.com/y53a246n

Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2024 01:30 PM (jGGMD)

89 I love the smell of Democrat flop sweat and desperation in the morning.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 09, 2024 01:30 PM (fpVC1)

90 "Funeral" is right. Funeral for our "democracy". They gonna steal it anyway, just depends on how ham-handed they get.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 09, 2024 01:30 PM (sJHOI)

91
If they’re “ridin with Biden”, I hope they have the windows down.
Posted by: Vengeance at July 09, 2024 01:28 PM (7H2Ib)

_________

Or strap him to the roof.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2024 01:30 PM (e+lF5)

92 Popcorn, sprite and putting Mozart's Requiem on loop.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2024 01:23 PM (D7oie)

DIES IRAE! DIES IRAE!

Limit it to Lacrimosa.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 01:30 PM (xCA6C)

93 When asked if they're "on the same page," he says no, they're "not even in the same book."
-------

Yes they are. It's called Prairie Fire.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 01:30 PM (fBIbM)

94 Raggedy Anne was supposed to meet the press at 1 pm and she still hasn't shown up.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 09, 2024 01:22 PM (RKVpM)

She has her finger in a light socket waiting for her hair to get done.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 09, 2024 01:30 PM (NtVYv)

95
These are the only options:

biden-harris
harris-biden
jill biden-harris

They are NOT going to bring a new D and pass over camelface. They are also NOT going to get rid of senile joe.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 01:30 PM (v8sdr)

96 Lol, a Biden ad featuring clips from the debate.

They are really stoking the fear.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2024 01:31 PM (ufFY8)

97 I don't think it is fair for democrats to have this meeting behind his back, while he is out crushing professional golfers at Tour 18, carrying his own bag.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 09, 2024 01:31 PM (lTGtQ)

98 Joe missed an opportunity to prove his physical prowess. Tour de France has already started, and without Joe!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 01:29 PM (pohLc)

And the National Pickleball Tournament starts on Nov. 10 so it's too late to help him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 01:31 PM (guGkK)

99
Still wondering why Ace isn't using the great "House Of Cards" post title.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 01:31 PM (v8sdr)

100 89 I love the smell of Democrat flop sweat and desperation in the morning.
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 09, 2024 01:30 PM (fpVC1)

Last week or two has been the most political funtime in a long time, for me…

Posted by: tubal at July 09, 2024 01:31 PM (PCK5/)

101 Joe Biden is not a great man. He's trash.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 09, 2024 01:31 PM (B0mGw)

102 It's weird seeing Trump outperforming down ballot R's. Electing Trump doesn't really work if you hamstring him from day 1 with a D-controlled Congress that will be interested in absolutely nothing other than a continuous impeach-a-thon.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 09, 2024 01:32 PM (CwhoI)

103 Biden's been decrepit for decades. Remember the debate where blood shot out of his eye? Or his teeth unhinged?

It doesn't matter to Democrat voters.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 09, 2024 01:32 PM (Gmlyt)

104 I TOLD YOU I WASN'T GOING ANYWHERE, BUSTER!

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO READ THE BRIEFING BOOKS IN PREPARATION FOR MY NEXT INTERNATIONAL CONFERENCE!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at July 09, 2024 01:32 PM (uxCna)

105 101 Joe Biden is not a great man. He's trash.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 09, 2024 01:31 PM (B0mGw)

=======

I don't care if he's a good man or a bad man.

He advances policies that make America worse to live in.

Fuck him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

106 The rats are falling into line. The new NPC code has been dropped. I predicted this yesterday. By the end of the week, we'll be hearing about a new Biden "rally" and "come back." I think they will use those exact words. The code will be updated, and all the NPCs will duckspeak it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

107 You think they're in low spirits now, wait until after the press conference this afternoon.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 01:33 PM (v0R5T)

108 90 ust depends on how ham-handed they get.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 09, 2024 01:30 PM (sJHOI)

Depends indeed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2024 01:33 PM (x0n13)

109 101 Joe Biden is not a great man. He's trash.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 09, 2024 01:31 PM (B0mGw)

“He saved democracy!”

~ DU, probably

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 01:33 PM (9mfKN)

110 You're a year late, guys. Now you can't get rid of him and can't win with him.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Printing presses go brrrrrrrr

Posted by: Dominion Voting Machines at July 09, 2024 01:33 PM (1KCcl)

111 " Electing Trump doesn't really work if you hamstring him from day 1 with a D-controlled Congress"

Works perfectly with our strategy, though.

Posted by: THE Washington Generals at July 09, 2024 01:33 PM (B0mGw)

112
I hope house demonrats continue to enjoy the sensations associated with being the party of death, with allegiance to the father of lies.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 09, 2024 01:33 PM (MKEsG)

113 Didn't someone say that today was the last day to remove Biden from the ballot in Georgia?
--------
And the Devil is going to cheat by having a backup orchestra accompany him!

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 01:33 PM (Jh5b+)

114 101 Joe Biden is not a great man. He's trash.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 09, 2024 01:31 PM (B0mGw)

He is a piss poor man, but a great Democrat.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 01:33 PM (pohLc)

115 I think it’d be great fun if the Dems in the house tried to impeach Biden but were blocked by republicans. Heck if I were a GOP house member (ha!) I’d vote no on impeachment (even though he deserves it) because why help the Dems?

The GOP could block it and say: we’re just trying to save democracy from these smoke filled room Dems

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 09, 2024 01:33 PM (2BAti)

116
Popcorn, sprite and putting Mozart's Requiem on loop.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2024 01:23 PM (D7oie)

DIES IRAE! DIES IRAE!

__________

Try Berlioz

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2024 01:33 PM (e+lF5)

117
Still no Raggedy Anne. Half hour late now.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 09, 2024 01:34 PM (RKVpM)

118 The fall of the house of Biden is an amazing thing to watch. We have been predicting it for years and now it's finally happening.

Posted by: fd at July 09, 2024 01:34 PM (vFG9F)

119 106 The rats are falling into line. The new NPC code has been dropped. I predicted this yesterday. By the end of the week, we'll be hearing about a new Biden "rally" and "come back." I think they will use those exact words. The code will be updated, and all the NPCs will duckspeak it.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

========

Comeback kid!

Look at this great video of Biden!

*video of Biden staring off into space and then shouting incoherently*

So great!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 01:34 PM (GBKbO)

120 I saw Unhinged Teeth open for The Mouth of Sauron at the Morannon in 3018.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 09, 2024 01:34 PM (3Fz6p)

121 But I don’t want to go to jail mommy!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 09, 2024 01:34 PM (Y8lzz)

122 114 He is a piss poor man, but a great Democrat.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 01:33 PM (pohLc)

You give him credit for over-achieving in this category.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2024 01:34 PM (x0n13)

123 nice use of proper Newspeak, Elric!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 09, 2024 01:34 PM (MKEsG)

124 Still no Raggedy Anne. Half hour late now.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 09, 2024 01:34 PM (RKVpM)

Obviously she meant the press conference to start at 1:00 pm central time.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 01:34 PM (9mfKN)

125 We all now something is up when the Media turns on a dime like they have… Who Runs Bartertown seems an open question right now…

Posted by: tubal at July 09, 2024 01:34 PM (PCK5/)

126 The new Replacement Theory is the Gope pushing out socons and debt hawks.

Posted by: Not voting our way out at July 09, 2024 01:35 PM (2b+Np)

127 An impeachment still takes time and makes bad press. It doesn't inspire confidence in Dems, which they desperately need. Especially if Biden starts slinging mud with his bully pulpit.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 09, 2024 01:35 PM (B0mGw)

128 These people are probably hoping Joe drops dead so they don't have to deal with convincing Joe he has to drop out.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 09, 2024 01:35 PM (tT6L1)

129 This isn't 2008 - the Didn't Earn It crowd has a record - and it is brutal, fucking everything up spectacularly across the West has most people rightfully horrified.

I don't believe Mooch or the celebrities have the automatic baked-in allure they once had. They can try and parachute somebody in after the convention, but it sounds crazy.

Biden can't go anywhere - as in "step down", until he is the official nominee, is my understanding, if the millions of dollars are supposed to be release to Harris.

Most on the left want him to "step down" though not resign. This is probably a non-starter for a lot of reasons.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 09, 2024 01:35 PM (ada2f)

130 Remember February of 2020 when the economy was flying, good news was everywhere, and Trump-Pence was cruising to another four years?

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 01:35 PM (fBIbM)

131 "Somebody call an ambulance... but not for me!" meme

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 09, 2024 01:36 PM (B9Prs)

132 48
Remnants of Beryl about to hit us in a couple hours.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2024

***
Off-and-on rain here too. I just heard a roll of thunder.

Fortunately I parked on the drier side of the street this morning. It doesn't flood over here. (Not usually --)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 01:24 PM (J2vNu)

***

Jeez, send some of that stuff thisaway! Aside from one modest shower on the 4th, my little corner of NoVA hasn't seen any rain in weeks!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Port Swiller at July 09, 2024 01:36 PM (T+Iwg)

133 >>>The fall of the house of Biden is an amazing thing to watch.

The only unfortunate thing is that he's too far gone to be conscious of it.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 09, 2024 01:36 PM (CwhoI)

134 What infuriates the Dems the most is that Donny Two Scoops isn't pushing for the stage at the moment. Admirable self-restraint, I do say.

Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2024 01:36 PM (rj6Yv)

135 Most on the left want him to "step down" though not resign. This is probably a non-starter for a lot of reasons.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 09, 2024 01:35 PM (ada2f)

If he’s not capable of being the candidate, then he’s not capable of being the president right now.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 01:36 PM (9mfKN)

136 Still no Raggedy Anne. Half hour late now.

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO BACK OUT THERE!

-SOB!-

Posted by: KJP, Diversity Hire! at July 09, 2024 01:36 PM (uxCna)

137 They sound like a bunch of bed wetters.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 01:37 PM (fV+MH)

138 Everyone knows Joe will never step down without a lot of help.

Posted by: DOKTOR Jill Biden at July 09, 2024 01:37 PM (guGkK)

139 These people are probably hoping Joe drops dead so they don't have to deal with convincing Joe he has to drop out.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 09, 2024 01:35 PM (tT6L1)

Yeah yeah "hoping". Say did you know Biden sleeps with a pillow over his face? It's a very common sleeping position.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 01:37 PM (fBIbM)

140 Piper, are you here? I have an HR question for you related to my job search.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 01:37 PM (v6JzV)

141 134 What infuriates the Dems the most is that Donny Two Scoops isn't pushing for the stage at the moment. Admirable self-restraint, I do say.
Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2024 01:36 PM (rj6Yv)

Which tells me that he has, indeed, learned to do politics…

Posted by: tubal at July 09, 2024 01:37 PM (PCK5/)

142 These people are probably hoping Joe drops dead so they don't have to deal with convincing Joe he has to drop out.

Oh, absolutely! That would be the neatest way to resolve the problem. He probably has a platoon of food testers.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 01:37 PM (xCA6C)

143 Yup, two of the Big Tit Sisters have appeared. Big Tit Donna in her magnificently engineered teo piece pink swimsuit, and Nice Bod Brooke in her cleavage exhibiting white dress.

Stuffy Steffy is in a tight white top, and Mrs. anchor abe says she is pregnant IRL with her fourth(?) kid. I understand why her hubby can't stay off her, lol.

Dusky Paris had been showing her figure lately, but now she is wearing her typical cover up stuff. Sad!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 09, 2024 01:37 PM (ufFY8)

144 Joe missed an opportunity to prove his physical prowess. Tour de France has already started, and without Joe!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July

...

Listen fat. Ever heard of a handicap? I have to give them a weeks head start just to make it fair.

Posted by: Joe "Livestrong" Biden at July 09, 2024 01:38 PM (dmZXd)

145
These people are probably hoping Joe drops dead so they don't have to deal with convincing Joe he has to drop out.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1)

__________

Theoretically, of course, assassination is their best bet. Gets him out of the way, creates a martyr and can be used as an excuse to start rounding up us mud people.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2024 01:38 PM (e+lF5)

146 UKDailyMail: Jon Stewart unleashes expletive-laden tirade against Joe Biden and the Democrats blasting 'blatant bull****' excuses about jetlag and a cold for his bumbling TV debate performance

Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2024 01:38 PM (RHGPo)

147 Jeez, send some of that stuff thisaway! Aside from one modest shower on the 4th, my little corner of NoVA hasn't seen any rain in weeks!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Port Swiller at July 09, 2024 01:36 PM (T+Iwg)

I got 4 1/2" last night. Guess I will have to start mowing again.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 01:38 PM (pohLc)

148 @NickFondacaro
Behar blames Trump for Biden's poor performance:
"Everybody keeps calling it a disaster, a disaster. You know why Trump was better at it, because he lies...When you're telling the truth like Biden was trying so hard to tell the truth, it doesn't come as easily."

I'm tired of all the Biden bashing that's going on. I'm pissed off at it, frankly." - Joy Behar

tinyurl.com/yem97x5a

Posted by: redridinghood at July 09, 2024 01:38 PM (NpAcC)

149 Has the media in your memory ever had to explain one of their lies, with contrition?

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 01:38 PM (fBIbM)

150 The rats are falling into line. The new NPC code has been dropped. I predicted this yesterday. By the end of the week, we'll be hearing about a new Biden "rally" and "come back." I think they will use those exact words. The code will be updated, and all the NPCs will duckspeak it.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

========

Comeback kid!

Look at this great video of Biden!

*video of Biden staring off into space and then shouting incoherently*

So great!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 01:34 PM (GBKbO)
______

In all seriousness, the left doesn't seem to mind incoherent shouting and screeching, so long as it's aimed at an Approved Target. I think they even admire it. How many videos of lunatic screaming and epileptic gyrations from left are we gonna see -- to big cheers and applause from the seals -- before we realize they like it?

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

151 150 In all seriousness, the left doesn't seem to mind incoherent shouting and screeching, so long as it's aimed at an Approved Target. I think they even admire it. How many videos of lunatic screaming and epileptic gyrations from left are we gonna see -- to big cheers and applause from the seals -- before we realize they like it?
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

========

It's just base partisanship. Go Team Blue. Or else Team Red wins.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

152 when ou're telling the truth like Biden was trying so hard to tell the truth, it doesn't come as easily."
---------

Errr... you don't have to try hard to tell the truth unless you're a congenital liar. Something you should know about. Even your first name is a lie.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 01:39 PM (fBIbM)

153 nice use of proper Newspeak, Elric!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 09, 2024 01:34 PM (MKEsG)
________

[Nodding sagely]

-- O'Brien

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

154 In all seriousness, the left doesn't seem to mind incoherent shouting and screeching, so long as it's aimed at an Approved Target. I think they even admire it. How many videos of lunatic screaming and epileptic gyrations from left are we gonna see -- to big cheers and applause from the seals -- before we realize they like it?
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

“Now they’re ok with it?!”

~ Howard Dean

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 01:39 PM (9mfKN)

155 Theoretically, of course, assassination is their best bet. Gets him out of the way, creates a martyr and can be used as an excuse to start rounding up us mud people.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2024 01:38 PM (e+lF5)
--------------

I've long thought Jill would allow Joe to "succumb" if she got the right deal. Either they've not offered a deal or Jill's ask is way to high.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 09, 2024 01:39 PM (tT6L1)

156 Look at the timeline. We’re in mid July. There is no way any replacement candidate would be successful. It doesn’t take a lot of thinking to figure that out. This is just a realization they’re stuck with Biden. There are three months to define someone to the electorate. Trump is crushing every poll. It’s a huge hill to climb and Democrats are going to lose. Their gambit was to go full on radical with their agenda. They’re about to lose that gamble in a spectacular way. I don’t care if they put Trump in prison. He’s going to win the election. The Democrats options are not good ones and all authoritarian moves.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 09, 2024 01:39 PM (7H2Ib)

157 Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

I really wish you could post pics of the soap floozies in their various outfits.

Especially since Mannix has been making himself scarce lately.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 01:39 PM (v6JzV)

158 When you're telling the truth like Biden was trying so hard to tell the truth, it doesn't come as easily."

Yes. We all know how Biden always tries to tell the truth.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 01:39 PM (guGkK)

159 These people are probably hoping Joe drops dead so they don't have to deal with convincing Joe he has to drop out.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1)
.......

The party of compassion.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 01:40 PM (v0R5T)

160 Jeez, send some of that stuff thisaway! Aside from one modest shower on the 4th, my little corner of NoVA hasn't seen any rain in weeks!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Port Swiller

Yep, same in my little corner of Babylon DC. Really need some rain around here.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 09, 2024 01:40 PM (sAmhv)

161 Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

I really wish you could post pics of the soap floozies in their various outfits.

Especially since Mannix has been making himself scarce lately.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
......

It makes me wish I had a TV here at work.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 01:41 PM (v0R5T)

162 I'm tired of all the Biden bashing that's going on. I'm pissed off at it, frankly." - Joy Behar

Imagine my distress.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 01:41 PM (xCA6C)

163 How does the average Democrat primary voter who cast a ballot for Biden feel right now?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 09, 2024 01:41 PM (FXTsO)

164 Man,, what a time to be alive!

Just got back from a meeting with that Musk guy, you know,, the dude with all the rockets and stuff. Welp, He's gonna let me catch a ride, hanging on to the outside, of his next super heavy launch. I plan to let go, juuussssst before leaving earths' atmosphere and parachute down. It should be some sorta' record!

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtVBCG6ThDk

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at July 09, 2024 01:41 PM (5hfjS)

165 I've long thought Jill would allow Joe to "succumb" if she got the right deal. Either they've not offered a deal or Jill's ask is way to high.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 09, 2024 01:39 PM (tT6L1)

The right deal and Dr. Jill would put a pillow over Joe's face.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 01:41 PM (pohLc)

166 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

Well it wouldn't be like this if one team wasn't openly trying to destroy the country from its foundations up and profiting off of treason.

And the Democrats are worse.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 01:41 PM (fBIbM)

167 Is the Big Boy press conference today??

Posted by: Common Tater at July 09, 2024 01:41 PM (ada2f)

168 you gotta wonder how many of the illegals who will be voting for biden understand that the american president isn't just a figurehead who doesn't actually do anything like in their countries

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 09, 2024 01:41 PM (CWTWj)

169 Jeez, send some of that stuff thisaway! Aside from one modest shower on the 4th, my little corner of NoVA hasn't seen any rain in weeks!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Port Swiller

Yep, same in my little corner of Babylon DC. Really need some rain around here.

There are bleached cattle skulls and cacti in my back yard.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 01:42 PM (xCA6C)

170 Joe missed an opportunity to prove his physical prowess. Tour de France has already started, and without Joe!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July

The last time Joe was able to compete in the Tour de France was when Germany won the contest - with a tiger tank.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 09, 2024 01:42 PM (N39Ws)

171 Being a corporate propagandist mouthpiece means never having to say you're sorry.

Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2024 01:42 PM (rj6Yv)

172 My God, he really is going to ride this out, isn't he?

LOL.

Let's not start punching each other's babies in the dick just yet.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2024 01:42 PM (Q0kLU)

173 Scoop: Biden rebels in house see their revolt crumbling

“It’s over” one member states.

Posted by: Axios at July 09, 2024 01:42 PM (Y8lzz)

174
"Everybody keeps calling it a disaster, a disaster.

Please appreciate this great quote and read it like it she screeches it -- Like a Fucking Deranged PARROT!

"A Disaster! A Disaster! SQWAWK!!!"

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 01:42 PM (v8sdr)

175 I got 4 1/2" last night.

This was, how you say, not the Paolo.

Posted by: Paolo at July 09, 2024 01:42 PM (OguvZ)

176 House Democrats broadly circled the wagons

Buzzards circle too. And for the same reasons.

Posted by: DaveA at July 09, 2024 01:42 PM (FhXTo)

177 In all seriousness, the left doesn't seem to mind incoherent shouting and screeching, so long as it's aimed at an Approved Target. I think they even admire it. How many videos of lunatic screaming and epileptic gyrations from left are we gonna see -- to big cheers and applause from the seals -- before we realize they like it?
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

========

It's just base partisanship. Go Team Blue. Or else Team Red wins.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 01:39 PM (GBKbO)
________

True, but I think coherence and not looking like a drunk bartender high on meth is still important to conservatives. You don't see prominent conservatives screeching like idiots. Just the opposite. Vivek is very well-liked (despite his questionable past and politics) in large part because he is articulate and persuasive. He doesn't get on stage and scream "Biden can suck my brown dick!"

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

178 167 Is the Big Boy press conference today??
Posted by: Common Tater at July 09, 2024 01:41 PM (ada2f)

Is that what’s supposed to be happening? Must be having trouble getting Joe to talk like a Big Boy and not a baby. I have the same issue with my 6 year old sometimes.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 01:42 PM (9mfKN)

179 Jeez, send some of that stuff thisaway! Aside from one modest shower on the 4th, my little corner of NoVA hasn't seen any rain in weeks!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Port Swiller at July 09, 2024 01:36 PM (T+Iwg)

Actually, the rain on the 4th was pretty heavy and lasted for a while where I am (I'm also in NoVa), but we certainly need more.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 01:42 PM (v6JzV)

180 at July 09, 2024 01:38 PM (fBIbM)

150 The rats are falling into line. The new NPC code has been dropped. I predicted this yesterday. By the end of the week, we'll be hearing about a new Biden "rally" and "come back." I think they will use those exact words. The code will be updated, and all the NPCs will duckspeak it.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

========

The officials are falling in to line, but the polls aren’t and the voters aren’t. They’re just all agreeing that it’s better to go along with the flow and jump off the cliff than it is to stick your neck out. If they all fail together, no one gets blamed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2024 01:43 PM (pgG81)

181 I'm not dead yet!

Posted by: Monty Python at July 09, 2024 01:43 PM (ivUux)

182 I really wish you could post pics of the soap floozies in their various outfits.

Especially since Mannix has been making himself scarce lately.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 01:39 PM (v6JzV)

Lol

CBS from 1:30p to 2p.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 09, 2024 01:43 PM (ufFY8)

183 wonder how many people who get close to biden today will feel homesick for the stables.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 09, 2024 01:43 PM (CWTWj)

184 Imagine for a second our constitution and a concept that seems vaguely know to Democrats called the separation of powers. Now, as you contemplate that, let it sink in that members of Congress bound by that same Constitution are meeting to decide whether they’ll “allow” the president, that is the Executive Branch occupant, to run for president again. Oddly, this doesn’t only sound like election interference, but a subplot to subvert constitutional authority.
Posted by: Vengeance at July 09, 2024 01:26 PM (7H2Ib)

Ah, I see your confusion. You see, this sounds like election interference and a subplot to subvert constitutional authority but it isn't because Democrats.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2024 01:43 PM (U7wke)

185 Remember this all happened because Trump agreed to a completely rigged debate

My hypothesis is that they'll decide the presidency is a lost cause and focus on the down ticket races to get a demonrat congress

I hope the GOP is ready and has an awesome ground game to expand our House control and win back the sen- LOL

hahahahahahaahhaahhahaha

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 09, 2024 01:43 PM (DBZuM)

186 166 Well it wouldn't be like this if one team wasn't openly trying to destroy the country from its foundations up and profiting off of treason.

And the Democrats are worse.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 01:41 PM (fBIbM)

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Fair.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 01:43 PM (GBKbO)

187 WE WILL BEGIN SHORTLY
Press Briefing by Press Secretary
Karine Jean Pierre
1:00 PM ET

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 01:43 PM (v0R5T)

188 As a policy advisor, who is better? Hunter Biden or Jared Kushner?

Posted by: ed buck blues band at July 09, 2024 01:43 PM (rJ48h)

189 What is a Biden Rebel? God they have cutesy focus grouped names for everything don't they

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 01:43 PM (fBIbM)

190
Squawk!

Everyone keeps saying biden's debate was a disaster! A disaster! Squawk!

Posted by: joy behar, the "comedian" parrot at July 09, 2024 01:44 PM (v8sdr)

191 There are also reports that some of the biggest Dem donors are pulling the plug on future cash until Biden's off the ticket. So that's fun news.

Posted by: Octochicken at July 09, 2024 01:44 PM (oCS0o)

192 @148, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 09, 2024 01:44 PM (MKEsG)

193 177 True, but I think coherence and not looking like a drunk bartender high on meth is still important to conservatives. You don't see prominent conservatives screeching like idiots. Just the opposite. Vivek is very well-liked (despite his questionable past and politics) in large part because he is articulate and persuasive. He doesn't get on stage and scream "Biden can suck my brown dick!"
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

========

True.

There's a perception that Trump does that, but he kind of ambles from one topic to the next. He almost never screams or yells.

And then the civility bullshit double standard when someone like AOC yells profanities and then some Republican does it too.

Ugh...partisanship makes you stupid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 01:44 PM (GBKbO)

194 Oh yes Trump was a big dummy for accepting the debate. Guess he got lucky again.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 01:45 PM (fBIbM)

195 Rep. Jahana Hayes (D-Conn.) said that putting Harris atop the ticket would be setting her up for failure.

I'm pretty sure she just did a racism, there.

Posted by: mikeski at July 09, 2024 01:45 PM (ZacHB)

196 187 WE WILL BEGIN SHORTLY
Press Briefing by Press Secretary
Karine Jean Pierre
1:00 PM ET
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 01:43 PM (v0R5T)

“Hunter! Get in here with your finest coke! HURRY!!”

~ KJP

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 01:45 PM (9mfKN)

197 Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro

Whoopi pledges loyalty to Biden because "he did have a bad night...A bad night sneaks up your butt and takes you like a puppet..." and he "believes in a free world."
"I'm sticking with Joe because, A, I believe he's been doing a really good job."

tinyurl.com/yckyrfje

Posted by: redridinghood at July 09, 2024 01:45 PM (NpAcC)

198 188 As a policy advisor, who is better? Hunter Biden or Jared Kushner?
Posted by: ed buck blues band at July 09, 2024 01:43 PM (rJ48h)

Hunter is the smartest man Joe knows. Joe loves the company of dumbasses.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 01:45 PM (pohLc)

199 Has anyone else seen this?

https://youtu.be/MLgb32OajVE?si=BaGxvvs2n1Tv60Sv

Bwahahaha made my morning!

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2024 01:45 PM (VdrqS)

200 Y'all do realize biden is going to "win" in November. The Dems will change all the rules. They will win. Because the GOPe will not fight.

It's not WHO THEY ARE.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2024 01:45 PM (Q/e2v)

201 @14

>>If they're all in California, it won't matter.

According to the SSA's own voter verification data, in the last 3 plus years, there have been millions of people showing up to register without ID and just a SS number, the cross-checks come up with hundreds of thousands of non-existent SS numbers, tens of thousands of dead people registering and in some months, in Missouri for instance, literally every person who registered with an SS number came up as false.

Now what else has been happening over the last 3 plus years?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 09, 2024 01:46 PM (XV/Pl)

202
Breaking News, you Guys!

The McCain family just issued a statement saying that it was John's last wish that we reelect joe biden in 2024.

Posted by: Breaking Fake News! at July 09, 2024 01:46 PM (v8sdr)

203 194 Oh yes Trump was a big dummy for accepting the debate. Guess he got lucky again.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 01:45 PM (fBIbM)

========

"Joe would have done great, but he walked into a Trump rally!"
-Something DU definitely did say

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 01:46 PM (GBKbO)

204 There were and are no Great Democrats. They were and are all scum.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 09, 2024 01:46 PM (VuZH8)

205 someone tell sid that the sperm bank is having a two scoops for the price of one sale

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 09, 2024 01:46 PM (CWTWj)

206 This all boils down to the dems forced the nomination the wanted twice on their tools who cast ballots and now he is losing bigly and they want a do over.

Not that I talk to dems about politics but this would be the only thing I might say out loud.

Your circus your clown. Now live with it.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 09, 2024 01:46 PM (OiAR7)

207 As a policy advisor, who is better? Hunter Biden or Jared Kushner?
Posted by: ed buck blues band at July 09, 2024 01:43 PM (rJ48h)
_______

"Definitely Jared."

-- Asian whore

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 01:46 PM (iFTx/)

208 NO ONE EVER POSITIONS ME FOR SUCCESS! SUCCESS IS SUCCESS WHEN YOUR POSITIONED FOR SUCCESS!

Posted by: Kamala at July 09, 2024 01:46 PM (Y8lzz)

209 Whoopi pledges loyalty to Biden because "he did have a bad night...A bad night sneaks up your butt and takes you like a puppet..."

She's positively Shakespearean.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 01:46 PM (xCA6C)

210 They broadly circled the wagons.

The circling was broad.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 01:46 PM (fV+MH)

211 "Felt like a funeral "

I hope there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Posted by: Archer at July 09, 2024 01:47 PM (IDphi)

212 I'm tired of all the Biden bashing that's going on. I'm pissed off at it, frankly." - Joy Behar
......

She's gonna poop herself.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 01:47 PM (v0R5T)

213 Now what else has been happening over the last 3 plus years?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 09, 2024 01:46 PM (XV/Pl)

Election Denier. Conspiracy Theorist. NO STANDING!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 01:47 PM (9mfKN)

214 " As a policy advisor, who is better? Hunter Biden or Jared Kushner?"

No, that's not the question to ask - it's who would be more fun to hang out with at the Chateau Marmont?

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at July 09, 2024 01:47 PM (zSyrn)

215 Anyone that dissents will be treated like Trotsky.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 09, 2024 01:47 PM (VuZH8)

216
The new party line will be: You don't elect a president, you elect an administration.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2024 01:47 PM (e+lF5)

217 https://tinyurl.com/3h8bmmp7

An older Big Tit Sisters pic.

Curvy Katie, Nice Bid Brooke, and Big Tit Donna.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 09, 2024 01:47 PM (ufFY8)

218 We now cut back to our original broadcast.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

Stay safe Jim.
All of the TX morons in the storm/rain belt are in my prayers.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 09, 2024 01:47 PM (kQKm1)

219 The McCain family just issued a statement saying that it was John's last wish that we reelect joe biden in 2024.
Posted by: Breaking Fake News!

And they couldn't even wait until the funeral was over?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 01:47 PM (v6JzV)

220
Still no Raggedy Anne, 45 minutes late.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 09, 2024 01:47 PM (RKVpM)

221 It's weird seeing Trump outperforming down ballot R's. Electing Trump doesn't really work if you hamstring him from day 1 with a D-controlled Congress that will be interested in absolutely nothing other than a continuous impeach-a-thon.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 09, 2024 01:32 PM (CwhoI)

That argument would work better for down-ballot folks had the GOP not hamstrung Trump from day 1 during his previous administration.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2024 01:47 PM (U7wke)

222 Old and Busted: So publicly they say they're "Ridin' with
Biden."
New hotness: "Sliden a Biden"

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 09, 2024 01:47 PM (o3Uyl)

223 Y'all do realize biden is going to "win" in November

nurse ratched
-------

Yes. I honestly don't know why I pay attention to any of it. If it wasn't for this place I doubt I would.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 01:47 PM (fBIbM)

224 214 " As a policy advisor, who is better? Hunter Biden or Jared Kushner?"

No, that's not the question to ask - it's who would be more fun to hang out with at the Chateau Marmont?
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at July 09, 2024 01:47 PM (zSyrn)

=======

Jared probably has some great Harvard stories.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 01:47 PM (GBKbO)

225 202
Breaking News, you Guys!

The McCain family just issued a statement saying that it was John's last wish that we reelect joe biden in 2024.
Posted by: Breaking Fake News!

Screw that old bint and her fat daughter.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 09, 2024 01:48 PM (/U5Yz)

226 The same survey, however, showed Sen. Tammy Baldwin leading likely Republican opponent Eric Hovde 50 percent to 45 percent.

I don't get Fraud Baldwin's appeal. At all.

But if the GOPe was an opposition party they'd really be looking at how to get someone like Hovde over the top.

If you don't like the current Soviet American shitshow voting for Baldwin isn't going to change anything.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2024 01:48 PM (oZhjI)

227 According to the SSA's own voter verification data, in the last 3 plus years, there have been millions of people showing up to register without ID and just a SS number, the cross-checks come up with hundreds of thousands of non-existent SS numbers, tens of thousands of dead people registering and in some months, in Missouri for instance, literally every person who registered with an SS number came up as false.

Now what else has been happening over the last 3 plus years?

No doubt about it. This is the Dem's (and our) make or break year. If they can get all those illegals voting, we're dead. If Trump wins, look for a new system of ensuring voter integrity.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 01:48 PM (xCA6C)

228 Jared probably has some great Harvard stories.

But Hunter has the cutest little hooke...uh...hookahs. Yeah...hookahs.

Posted by: Bill Gates at July 09, 2024 01:49 PM (oZhjI)

229 200 Y'all do realize biden is going to "win" in November. The Dems will change all the rules. They will win. Because the GOPe will not fight.

It's not WHO THEY ARE.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I didn't want to post it here but yes. I agree.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 09, 2024 01:49 PM (sAmhv)

230 Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

Nice. Thanks!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 01:49 PM (v6JzV)

231
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2024 01:45 PM

Jill Biden is making a play for your nic according to Benny Johnson right now.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 09, 2024 01:49 PM (RKVpM)

232 Y'all do realize biden is going to "win" in November. The Dems will change all the rules. They will win. Because the GOPe will not fight.

It's not WHO THEY ARE.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2024 01:45 PM (Q/e2v)

**fistbump**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2024 01:49 PM (Q0kLU)

233 226 But if the GOPe was an opposition party they'd really be looking at how to get someone like Hovde over the top.

If you don't like the current Soviet American shitshow voting for Baldwin isn't going to change anything.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2024 01:48 PM (oZhjI)

========

Mitch will send more money to re-election Murkowski.

Shut up that she's not running this year. We'll lose the Senate if we don't support her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 01:49 PM (GBKbO)

234 fake spry shuffle, thud

*Gits to movin'

Posted by: Spice Worms of Arrakis at July 09, 2024 01:49 PM (w9Wax)

235 "16 million illegals have entered into this country in the last four years. If only half of them vote, it is a democrat landslide."

Not going to happen. These folks don't want to fill out any paperwork. Nada. Zilch.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 09, 2024 01:49 PM (VuZH8)

236 I don't get Fraud Baldwin's appeal. At all.

But if the GOPe was an opposition party they'd really be looking at how to get someone like Hovde over the top.

If you don't like the current Soviet American shitshow voting for Baldwin isn't going to change anything.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2024 01:48 PM (oZhjI)

I don’t either, but I’d guess 1) gay and 2) incumbent.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 01:50 PM (9mfKN)

237 Decades old description: battered wife syndrome

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 09, 2024 01:50 PM (QSrLX)

238 I think the Democrats realize they are toast and Trump is going to win. People who consider themselves serious Presidential candidates (e.g., Newsom, Whitmer) would rather wait until 2028. They can build their team and have a full campaign, rather than just drop in and hope. Democrats are really only worried now about the House and Senate. I think there is about a 50% chance that Biden sticks it out, and a 50% chance of some hail mary candidate who isn't really serious but maybe will get lucky, or else can parlay it into riches if they lose. I think Kamala is the most likely of these, but maybe they will throw someone else in there. Either way, I think the Dems are realizing that they are almost if not beyond the margin of cheating this cycle.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at July 09, 2024 01:50 PM (4+3qm)

239 Not going to happen. These folks don't want to fill out any paperwork. Nada. Zilch.
Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 09, 2024 01:49 PM (VuZH

They don't have to.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 01:50 PM (fBIbM)

240 Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro

Sunny Hostin pledges loyalty to the "Biden/HARRIS ticket" because VP Harris is black:
"Don't underestimate the black vote. Don't underestimate the fact that Kamala Harris is sitting, she's prepared, she's presidential, she's ready to take over."

tinyurl.com/2xmxukfe

Posted by: redridinghood at July 09, 2024 01:50 PM (NpAcC)

241 So what, grifters. Are you going to change Biden for the better?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 09, 2024 01:51 PM (QSrLX)

242 236
I don’t either, but I’d guess 1) gay and 2) incumbent.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 01:50 PM (9mfKN)

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"I would vote for the Republican who has promised to advance policies that I prefer, but Baldwin helped my momma with her Medicare issues. Well, one of her staff. Gotta support her."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 01:51 PM (GBKbO)

243 Considering the stupidity, gullibility and amnesia of over half of the voting public, who thinks that particular gambit can't win?

Bueller?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2024 01:24 PM (Q0kLU)

Most of us here do understand bad orange man will lose to whoever his opponent is--there is no way to beat the mail in vote--the only questions are when? and how bad?

Posted by: venmoaddict at July 09, 2024 01:52 PM (mxEar)

244 The after meeting statement vid showcases the IHOP of a congressional roster the Dems have.. and that was not the worst of the fringe crazy people they have in congress.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 09, 2024 01:52 PM (o3Uyl)

245
Breaking News, everyone!

The Ginsberg family just issued a statement saying Ruth's last wish was her support for joe biden in 2024.

Posted by: Breaking Fake News! at July 09, 2024 01:52 PM (v8sdr)

246 240 Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro

Sunny Hostin pledges loyalty to the "Biden/HARRIS ticket" because VP Harris is black:
"Don't underestimate the black vote. Don't underestimate the fact that Kamala Harris is sitting, she's prepared, she's presidential, she's ready to take over."

tinyurl.com/2xmxukfe
Posted by: redridinghood at July 09, 2024 01:50 PM (NpAcC

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Good on 'em! I propose that we put up monitoring at all predominantly black precincts in America to make sure that no false-flag MAGAts suppress their votes!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 01:52 PM (GBKbO)

247 235 "16 million illegals have entered into this country in the last four years. If only half of them vote, it is a democrat landslide."

Not going to happen. These folks don't want to fill out any paperwork. Nada. Zilch.
Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 09, 2024 01:49 PM (VuZH

They don't need to vote, the dems just need the ballot sent somewhere in the mail.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 09, 2024 01:52 PM (OiAR7)

248 "I would vote for the Republican who has promised to advance policies that I prefer, but Baldwin helped my momma with her Medicare issues. Well, one of her staff. Gotta support her."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 01:51 PM (GBKbO)

Everyone hates congress, but everybody loves their own congress critter.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 01:52 PM (9mfKN)

249 @239/235...-+1 they don't need to

Posted by: JROD at July 09, 2024 01:52 PM (IlL6s)

250 202
Breaking News, you Guys!

The McCain family just issued a statement saying that it was John's last wish that we reelect joe biden in 2024.
Posted by: Breaking Fake News!

Fake, but accurate!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 09, 2024 01:53 PM (sAmhv)

251 According to the SSA's own voter verification data,

My assumption is approximately the same number of people voted in 2020 as in 2016. And if you look at the official numbers 2020 is such a ridiculous obvious fraud.

2008: 129M
2012: 127M
2016: 129M
2020: 156M

And remember 2008 had FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT and 2016 had FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT but somehow Joe, who no one likes on the right OR THE LEFT, got more votes then Barky or Hitlery.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2024 01:53 PM (oZhjI)

252 While I appreciate yall's pessimism, I am not so sure Joe makes it to November. While I'm not saying we should go and start washing each other's dishes yet, things can change fast, as we have just witnessed.

Posted by: fd at July 09, 2024 01:53 PM (vFG9F)

253 https://tinyurl.com/3h8bmmp7

An older Big Tit Sisters pic.

Curvy Katie, Nice Bid Brooke, and Big Tit Donna.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

And all those three sisters are doing Geezer Eric, right?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 01:53 PM (v6JzV)

254 re 235: democrats will do it for them

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 09, 2024 01:53 PM (CWTWj)

255 251 2016: 129M
2020: 156M

And remember 2008 had FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT and 2016 had FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT but somehow Joe, who no one likes on the right OR THE LEFT, got more votes then Barky or Hitlery.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2024 01:53 PM (oZhjI)

=======

But the ceiling on the cheat is not that high. Can't be. It would challenge my beliefs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

256 So, what was the consensus? Silverfish in the drop boxes?

Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 09, 2024 01:54 PM (VuZH8)

257 240 Sunny Hostin pledges loyalty to the "Biden/HARRIS ticket" because VP Harris is black:

Too bad for Sunny that Harris polls a few points below tapioca brain right now. Have a good cry Sunny then you can ....

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 09, 2024 01:54 PM (/U5Yz)

258 Most of us here do understand bad orange man will lose to whoever his opponent is--there is no way to beat the mail in vote--the only questions are when? and how bad?

Can we assume you'll be moving to Canada when you're proven wrong?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 01:55 PM (xCA6C)

259 Everyone hates congress, but everybody loves their own congress critter.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric

Not me. My rep is Gerry Conelly. *spit*

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 01:55 PM (v6JzV)

260 How can ace not have included the dancing pallbearers?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 09, 2024 01:55 PM (EGSGm)

261
Would it surprise anyone to know that Sam Donaldson is not mort? It did me.

Also surprised that Ted Koppel is "only" 84...and not mort.

I thought Ted Koppel was closer to 100.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 01:55 PM (v8sdr)

262 I have an image in my my mind of Jill Biden, prior to KJP speaking, grabbing her arm with her nails digging in to her, a fierce grimace on her face, and telling her what she is allowed to say and more importantly, what not to say.

Posted by: Cheri at July 09, 2024 01:55 PM (oiNtH)

263 Oh yes Trump was a big dummy for accepting the debate. Guess he got lucky again.
Posted by: ...

I totally cop to being one of those who thought Trump had lost his mind. Didn't realize how far gone Biden actually was, guessing Trump absolutely knew.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 09, 2024 01:55 PM (1KCcl)

264 Intersectional? malfunction junction.
someone else's coinage, but fits

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 09, 2024 01:55 PM (QSrLX)

265 oh my, from a book review at the wsj:

At the end of his memoir, "On Call: A Doctor's Journey in Public Service," Anthony Fauci laments: "We are living in an era in which information that is patently untrue gets repeated enough times that it becomes part of our everyday dialogue and starts to sound true." He's right about that, and he has inadvertently produced a 480-page master class in how to get away with it.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 09, 2024 01:55 PM (CWTWj)

266 Democrats have spent the last three plus years stomping on our constitution, laws and traditions. They’ve abused government, prosecutorial, immigration and law enforcement powers to further their agenda. There is absolutely no way they will give up power without some sinister or insidious act. Bank on it. Past is prologue.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 09, 2024 01:55 PM (7H2Ib)

267 GatewayPundit: Chuck Schumer Announces Scheme to Strip President Trump of Court-Granted Immunity and Send Him to Jail

Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2024 01:55 PM (RHGPo)

268
Not going to happen. These folks don't want to fill out any paperwork. Nada. Zilch.

When I had to renew my license the local DMV had signs everywhere that if you didn't bring all the paperwork they wanted they wouldn't renew your license. And I did see them send people away.

But...there were also a bunch of signs saying that if you were an "undocumented immigrant" they'd take whatever you had or even nothing. And there were plenty of people conversing in Spanish...

And of course they also hand you a paper to register to vote. And they hand them to everyone.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2024 01:56 PM (oZhjI)

269 260 How can ace not have included the dancing pallbearers?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 09, 2024 01:55 PM (EGSGm)

I love those guys. Wonder if they would do mine.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 01:56 PM (pohLc)

270 Da da da dup da da da da
Get a job

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 09, 2024 01:57 PM (QSrLX)

271 WE WILL BEGIN SHORTLY
Press Briefing by Press Secretary
Karine Jean Pierre
1:00 PM ET
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 01:43 PM (v0R5T)

She comes walking in holding the remnants of a bottle of Jack Daniels. Walks up the microphone. Stares at the press blearily. Say "You think it's fucking easy being press secretary to a vegetable? Sure, you pack of idiots wouldn't know a lie if I had backup dancers holding signs saying 'She's Lying' but still". She takes another pull on the bottle. "Tapper, you fucking idiot..." And passes out.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2024 01:58 PM (U7wke)

272 You know what will be funny? If Slow Joe drops dead right before the election and the Democrats demand a do over on their pimary while Kamel Toe is yelling "I'M RIGHT HERE!" the whole time.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2024 01:58 PM (oZhjI)

273 Can we assume you'll be moving to Canada when you're proven wrong?

This wasn't addressed to me, but if I am wrong about November, I will freely admit it.

But if I'm right, I look forward to the recriminations.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2024 01:58 PM (Q0kLU)

274
I have an image in my my mind of Jill Biden, prior to KJP speaking, grabbing her arm with her nails digging in to her, a fierce grimace on her face, and telling her what she is allowed to say and more importantly, what not to say.

Posted by: Cheri at July 09, 2024 01:55 PM

Something is going on. Raggedy Anne is now an hour late.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 09, 2024 01:58 PM (RKVpM)

275 I've long thought Jill would allow Joe to "succumb" if she got the right deal. Either they've not offered a deal or Jill's ask is way to high.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 09, 2024 01:39 PM (tT6L1)

I'm not so sure. I think Jill will only do a deal if she's promised two Vogue covers a year, free VIP rides on USAF and Marine aircraft anytime she wants, invitations to every top-flight party in DC, NYC, and LA, and an unlimited clothing allowance for living room furniture-fabric clothing and fishnet nylons.

She was a nothing in Democrat circles and a nobody on the NYC and DC social circuits until four years ago. She knows she'll revert to that status the moment Joe ceases to be POTUS, one way or another. She wants her 15 minutes of fame to last until she is in the ground alongside Joe.

The Dems may soon have to get their current Luca Brasi-type guy to help them make her an offer she can't refuse.

Posted by: Gref at July 09, 2024 01:59 PM (5fDan)

276 BREAKING Former Republican Senator James Inhofe Has Passed Away at 89

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 09, 2024 01:59 PM (/U5Yz)

277 More like a trip to the crematorium.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 09, 2024 01:59 PM (Yg/ZT)

278 Something is going on. Raggedy Anne is now an hour late.

maybe she quit!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2024 01:59 PM (s3qiR)

279 Something is going on. Raggedy Anne is now an hour late.

Exciting times.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 01:59 PM (xCA6C)

280 Something is going on. Raggedy Anne is now an hour late.

The nice thing about telling the truth is you don't have to prepare to much.

But lying? Lying takes work. Especially when you have to get a host of oligarchs to agree to a new set of lies every day

Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2024 01:59 PM (oZhjI)

281 And all those three sisters are doing Geezer Eric, right?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 01:53 PM (v6JzV)

Just the two on the right.
Donna is currently married to Geezer Eric, Brooke was married to him literally decades ago, then fucked his two sons, Storm and Ridge (lol). Ridge is still around. (Ridge was played for a long time by Ron Moss, of "Player", er, fame?). Katie was a regular on Young and the Restless; she moved. The two shows share the same universe.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 09, 2024 02:00 PM (ufFY8)

282 But if I'm right, I look forward to the recriminations.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2024 01:58 PM (Q0kLU)

You were right in 2020, my friend.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 02:00 PM (fBIbM)

283 Something is going on. Raggedy Anne is now an hour late.
maybe she quit!

They asked her to say something she just couldn't swallow. Fortunately, Kamala is available.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 02:00 PM (xCA6C)

284
Meanwhile,

the young jerks, chunk yogurt and the other cunt, say Sandy Cortez is stupid to support senile joe.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 02:00 PM (v8sdr)

285 Maybe she heard they're going to ask her difficult questions and quit.

Just kidding that ain't happening.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 02:01 PM (fBIbM)

286 >> Raggedy Anne is now an hour late.

Well, we know it’s not because she’s with Raggedy Andy.

Posted by: electronic means at July 09, 2024 02:01 PM (rjJqk)

287
Inhofe. Wasn't he the doctor?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 02:01 PM (v8sdr)

288 259 Everyone hates congress, but everybody loves their own congress critter.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric

Not me. My rep is Gerry Conelly. *spit*
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I have no idea who mine is (NoVA). It doesn't matter (NoVA). It used to be James Moran but he's long retired (maybe dead, I really don't know). His son tried to take his seat but he's stupid and corrupt. Got caught doing something illegal. The son is as corrupt as his dad but, amazingly, is dumber.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 09, 2024 02:01 PM (sAmhv)

289
272 You know what will be funny? If Slow Joe drops dead right before the election and the Democrats demand a do over on their pimary while Kamel Toe is yelling "I'M RIGHT HERE!" the whole time.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2024 01:58 PM (oZhjI)

I have thought of exactly that! And how it would the perfect, surreal climax to this entire surreal campaign.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2024 02:01 PM (pgG81)

290 Our DU spy posted that they DUmmies think the press asking Raggedy Anne questions not on the approved list is racist and proof that the FNM is right wing. They went on to claim the FNM never does that to Republicans.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2024 02:02 PM (oZhjI)

291 Breaking: “As a sign of their unity with President Biden, Democrat leadership stood on the steps of the Capital today, pooped their pants, drooled and muttered incoherently”.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 09, 2024 02:02 PM (7H2Ib)

292 290 Our DU spy posted that they DUmmies think the press asking Raggedy Anne questions not on the approved list is racist and proof that the FNM is right wing. They went on to claim the FNM never does that to Republicans.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2024 02:02 PM (oZhjI)

========

"They let Kayleigh use a binder! Why won't they let Karine use a binder, too?!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 02:02 PM (GBKbO)

293 Sunny Hostin pledges loyalty to the "Biden/HARRIS ticket" because VP Harris is black:
"Don't underestimate the black vote. Don't underestimate the fact that Kamala Harris is sitting, she's prepared, she's presidential, she's ready to take over."

She's on her knees begging for your vote. Begging for you to give her your vote good and hard. But then she starts cackling and spoils the moment.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2024 02:03 PM (U7wke)

294 I despise both senators from our state. The worthless GOP gave those seats to them.

Posted by: fd at July 09, 2024 02:03 PM (vFG9F)

295 I want riots in Chicago. With burning cop cars and thousands of arrests.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 02:03 PM (pohLc)

296 291 Breaking: “As a sign of their unity with President Biden, Democrat leadership stood on the steps of the Capital today, pooped their pants, drooled and muttered incoherently”.
Posted by: Vengeance at July 09, 2024 02:02 PM (7H2Ib)

========

I'm unclear. How is that different from any other day?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 02:03 PM (GBKbO)

297 "These people are probably hoping Joe drops dead"

Accidents happen every day.

Posted by: The Deep State at July 09, 2024 02:03 PM (IHRQq)

298 GatewayPundit: Chuck Schumer Announces Scheme to Strip President Trump of Court-Granted Immunity and Send Him to Jail

At least two Constitutional issues (Article 1, Section 9):
1) prohibition of passing any bill of attainder
2) prohibition of ex post facto law

Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2024 02:03 PM (RHGPo)

299
"They let Kayleigh use a binder! Why won't they let Karine use a binder, too?!"

Oh I'll let both Kayleigh and Karine spend him with my special binder.

/Evil laugh

Posted by: Dark Mittens Romneycare at July 09, 2024 02:03 PM (oZhjI)

300 Breaking: “As a sign of their unity with President Biden, Democrat leadership stood on the steps of the Capital today, pooped their pants, drooled and muttered incoherently”.

This, too, is the story of Jerry Nadler.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2024 02:03 PM (Q0kLU)

301 The fun part about Raggedy Ann being late is that anything is possible; all the things we’ve talked about, or maybe some turn so bizarre even we couldn’t think of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2024 02:03 PM (pgG81)

302 GatewayPundit: Chuck Schumer Announces Scheme to Strip President Trump of Court-Granted Immunity and Send Him to Jail
Posted by: SMOD

UnConstitutional on its face.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2024 02:03 PM (IG4Id)

303 211

I hope there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Posted by: Archer at July 09, 2024 01:47 PM (IDphi)
---------------------

Considering the Dem women in attendance, I'm just grateful there was no rending of garments.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 09, 2024 02:04 PM (QdGJh)

304 A teenage suspect was shot by US Marshals on Friday after allegedly attempting to carjack Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor's federal bodyguards outside her home, DailyMail.com can exclusively reveal.

Kentrell Flowers, 18, of DC was arrested.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 09, 2024 02:04 PM (/U5Yz)

305 I want riots in Chicago. With burning cop cars and thousands of arrests.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

And at least one Kolchak-worthy monster.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 02:04 PM (v6JzV)

306 When I had to renew my license the local DMV had signs everywhere that if you didn't bring all the paperwork they wanted they wouldn't renew your license. And I did see them send people away.

But...there were also a bunch of signs saying that if you were an "undocumented immigrant" they'd take whatever you had or even nothing. And there were plenty of people conversing in Spanish...

And of course they also hand you a paper to register to vote. And they hand them to everyone.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2024 01:56 PM (oZhjI)
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The DMV sent me away once because I showed them a utility bill that was "too old" by about a month.

Idiots.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2024 02:04 PM (7fElN)

307 Does anyone know if this is supposed to be the big boy press conference? The White House live-streaming page just says “press briefing by KJP”.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 02:04 PM (9mfKN)

308
Breaking News, You Guys!

The Feinstein family just issued a statement saying her last wish was "I urfggllddf;fllllllbblbllbbbgergl gurgl blop."

Posted by: Breaking Fake News! at July 09, 2024 02:04 PM (v8sdr)

309 295 I want riots in Chicago. With burning cop cars and thousands of arrests.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 02:03 PM (pohLc)

Riots -- Check.
Burning cop cars -- Check
Arrests -- Not happening.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 09, 2024 02:04 PM (N39Ws)

310 I want riots in Chicago. With burning cop cars and thousands of arrests.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 02:03 PM (pohLc)

Hell yeah!
I want disorder preserved!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2024 02:04 PM (ufFY8)

311 "Chuck Schumer Announces Scheme to Strip President Trump of Court-Granted Immunity and Send Him to Jail"

Right, Chuck. Sure you do.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 09, 2024 02:04 PM (IHRQq)

312 The fun part about Raggedy Ann being late is that anything is possible; all the things we’ve talked about, or maybe some turn so bizarre even we couldn’t think of it.

In Heritage America no one cared if the press secretary was late.

In Soviet America you have to play the Kremlinology game...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2024 02:04 PM (oZhjI)

313 The fun part about Raggedy Ann being late is that anything is possible; all the things we’ve talked about, or maybe some turn so bizarre even we couldn’t think of it.

It would not surprise me that Biden is actually dropping out.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 02:05 PM (xCA6C)

314 304 A teenage suspect was shot by US Marshals on Friday after allegedly attempting to carjack Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor's federal bodyguards outside her home, DailyMail.com can exclusively reveal.

Kentrell Flowers, 18, of DC was arrested.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 09, 2024 02:04 PM (/U5Yz)

=======

Probably MAGAts, right?

Right?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 02:05 PM (GBKbO)

315 LOL. The Dems, and to be fair the Repukes as well do NOT want the nation to start talking about forcing politicians that have age related dementia or general incompetence to go home. Congress has a whole lot of tottering old fogies who intend to cling to their perks and power until someone pries them from "cold head hands"

Posted by: PaleRider at July 09, 2024 02:05 PM (wTs+0)

316 276 BREAKING Former Republican Senator James Inhofe Has Passed Away at 89
Posted by: Maj. Healey

The NYT's made sure to refer to him as a 'kLimAtE DenIeR'. The rest of the msm will follow suit.

Burn them all to the ground, salt the ground where they stood.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 09, 2024 02:05 PM (sAmhv)

317
Kentrell Flowers, 18, of DC was arrested.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 09, 2024 02:04 PM (/U5Yz)

___________

And he was going to Princeton this fall!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2024 02:05 PM (e+lF5)

318 I totally cop to being one of those who thought Trump had lost his mind. Didn't realize how far gone Biden actually was, guessing Trump absolutely knew.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 09, 2024 01:55 PM (1KCcl)

Wasn't you, but anyone who said it wasn't a bad idea and to just relax was dubbed a "cultist" who obviously believed Trump must be playing "4D space chess" when all many of us were saying was that it was logical to go on TV with the creep and show both candidates' conditions to the world. Ok I added space.

And similar things will be said next time.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 02:06 PM (fBIbM)

319 Shit, my tea leaves are silent

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 09, 2024 02:06 PM (QSrLX)

320
Ladies & Gennelmen... the president of the United States!

Fella Americans...

He's been sick

And I think his wife is gonna bring him some chicken soup

Plastic people
Oh baby, now...
You're such a drag

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at July 09, 2024 02:06 PM (vFG9F)

321 The DMV sent me away once because I showed them a utility bill that was "too old" by about a month.

And as a point to consider...if they are renewing your license they already have all the information they need to assess it really is you and you are eligible because they will deny you if you owe taxes or any of a multitude of other sins and they literally have photo ID of you on your old ID.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2024 02:06 PM (oZhjI)

322 "Maxine Waters said...."

Who in the flying fck cares? If it wasn't for the press no one would know this ugly beast.

Posted by: Son of Dad at July 09, 2024 02:06 PM (8JB5s)

323 318 Wasn't you, but anyone who said it wasn't a bad idea and to just relax was dubbed a "cultist" who obviously believed Trump must be playing "4D space chess" when all many of us were saying was that it was logical to go on TV with the creep and show both candidates' conditions to the world. Ok I added space.

And similar things will be said next time.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 02:06 PM (fBIbM)

=======

I think mostly it was worry that accepting any and every demand from Biden was stacking the deck so far against him that he would end up looking bad.

That the CNN hosts did a halfway credible job seems to have never entered anyone's predictions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

324
Kentrell Flowers, 18, of DC was arrested.

Why didn't I see "aspiring rapper" in the description?

Posted by: He is a good boy a very good boy at July 09, 2024 02:07 PM (oZhjI)

325 "Lots of talk about how difficult the situation is for Dems."

That's as obvious as Biden's infirmity. So not incredibly insightful.

We're in the extended news phase of Not Learning Anything New At All. I expect this to continue for weeks.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 09, 2024 02:07 PM (aXxgO)

326 Maybe the press conference is going on right now and they’re just not live-streaming it?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 02:07 PM (9mfKN)

327
A fine little girl
She waits for me
She's as plastic
As she can be
She paints her face
With plastic goo
And wrecks her hair
With some shampoo

Plastic people
Oh baby, now
You're such a drag

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at July 09, 2024 02:07 PM (vFG9F)

328 304 A teenage suspect was shot by US Marshals on Friday after allegedly attempting to carjack Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor's federal bodyguards outside her home, DailyMail.com can exclusively reveal.

Kentrell Flowers, 18, of DC was arrested.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 09, 2024 02:04 PM (/U5Yz)

So the Marshals did not, in fact, send Flowers to his funeral.

Posted by: mmm... veal at July 09, 2024 02:07 PM (gKWVE)

329 Looks like Friday is the day the remnants of Beryl make it to NoVa. I can't wait.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 02:08 PM (xCA6C)

330
So the Marshals did not, in fact, send Flowers to his funeral.

/Golf clap

Posted by: He is a good boy a very good boy at July 09, 2024 02:08 PM (oZhjI)

331 "Chuck Schumer Announces Scheme to Strip President Trump of Court-Granted Immunity and Send Him to Jail"

10X match for all donations. The GOPe isn't the only ones who lie to their base.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2024 02:08 PM (U7wke)

332 Something is going on. Raggedy Anne is now an hour late.
maybe she quit!
=====

She's probably going to wait until after Schumer and others make statements when the in-progress Democrat Senators meeting about Biden ends.

And/or she's hoping a nuclear war will start within the next hour so she can cancel the briefing.

Posted by: Gref at July 09, 2024 02:08 PM (5fDan)

333 @43 MP4-some commenters can't say it out loud around here. You and a few others, including a COB can say it unmolested. For some of us it turns into "yOurE a DeFEatISt" or they think youre to demoralize people into not voting. I think its a method of cope for people not in touch with reality. The UniParty track record over the last 50 years is right in front of them, 2020 and 22 plus what the left says and does. We call them evil tyrants but I think its just people paying lip service when YES they are evil, you better start believing it. Sure vote......vote like a MF'er, you should. Defeated? Yes, we have been knocked out of the arena/gridiron of battle. We haven't even begun to fight back like we should against the left. Some here think we're fighting in the "war", we're not. Proof of that is some of us have been taken as political prisoners and our candidate is facing going to prison. Proof that we are fighting will be big name, not low level flunkies, going to prison like some on our side have. When they're street thugs are met with resistance and brought to heel, THEN we are fighting back in this so called war. Defeatist my fucking ass, we aren't even fighting.

Posted by: JROD at July 09, 2024 02:09 PM (IlL6s)

334 The fun part about Raggedy Ann being late is that anything is possible; all the things we’ve talked about, or maybe some turn so bizarre even we couldn’t think of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2024

***
Her apartment/condo is found empty, her suitcases gone. On her desk is an anonymous note:

"FLEE! ALL IS DISCOVERED!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 02:09 PM (J2vNu)

335 "Rep. Jahana Hayes (D-Conn.) said that putting Harris atop the ticket would be setting her up for failure."

To be fair, putting Harris up anywhere is setting her up for failure.

Once again, we've learned nothing.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 09, 2024 02:09 PM (aXxgO)

336 I can smell the scheming bullshit from here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 02:09 PM (aPY1X)

337
Yes. We all know how Biden always tries to tell the truth.
Posted by: Cicero
--------

"We deal in truth, not facts" - Joey

I'd like to hear a Kamala Harris analysis of that statement. Come to think of it, she may have suggested it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2024 02:09 PM (XeU6L)

338 Heh. Couldn't figure out why I kept losing Innerwebz connectivity the past couple days, but just discovered that my wife had unplugged the upstairs router.

Annoying, but discovering and fixing the problem is satisfying.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Port Swiller at July 09, 2024 02:10 PM (T+Iwg)

339 Biden sure has a jam-packed schedule this week for a man who's supposed to be on the verge of dropping out.

About the busiest 3-day schedule he's ever had, culminating in a live "Big Boy" press conference on Th. Plus, he's announced he will attend all 3 sessions of the NATO summit.

Posted by: mnw at July 09, 2024 02:10 PM (NLIak)

340 Better a funeral for the Dems than one for America.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2024 02:10 PM (W/lyH)

341 Who will be leftholding the bag when.......
Kamala speaks
Jill speaks
Klane speaks
Hillary speaks
Obama speaks

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 09, 2024 02:10 PM (QSrLX)

342 I'd love to see the 25th amendment tested here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 02:10 PM (aPY1X)

343 307 Does anyone know if this is supposed to be the big boy press conference? The White House live-streaming page just says “press briefing by KJP”.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 02:04 PM (9mfKN)

Yesterday KJP said Joe's Big Boy Press Conference is scheduled for Thursday. After the NATO Summit ends.

Posted by: Gref at July 09, 2024 02:11 PM (5fDan)

344 You people make jokes about this, but a lot of people's livelihoods are tied to this.

Posted by: Burisma at July 09, 2024 02:11 PM (hqVaF)

345 I want DementiaJoe to stay in.

I'm also enjoying the hell out of this debacle. If you're worried about the country, no shit. He's been demented since before Covid and a moron before that.

WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE NOW?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 09, 2024 02:11 PM (U8kCF)

346 One thing is obvious. They are terrified of Trump, and the election for them is like standing in a railroad tunnel and seeing the headlight coming at you.
There will be rending of garments and gnashing of teeth in the liberal outlets.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 02:11 PM (pohLc)

347 344 You people make jokes about this, but a lot of people's livelihoods are tied to this.
Posted by: Burisma at July 09, 2024 02:11 PM (hqVaF

*rubs hands together and cackles, with evil grin*

Go on.....

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 02:12 PM (aPY1X)

348 I'd love to see the 25th amendment tested here.

I'm enjoying seeing the people who a couple of months ago were saying that Biden was one of the best presidents ever now say he's obviously a senile moron and has to be removed.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2024 02:12 PM (oZhjI)

349 111 " Electing Trump doesn't really work if you hamstring him from day 1 with a D-controlled Congress"

Works perfectly with our strategy, though.
Posted by: THE Washington Generals at July 09, 2024 01:33 PM (B0mGw)

--------------------

You can bet the Republican Senate Campaign Committee is dumping millions in the most useless of candidates.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 09, 2024 02:12 PM (XeNBO)

350
I want riots in Chicago. With burning cop cars and thousands of arrests.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

And at least one Kolchak-worthy monster.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

The low salt Zombie!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2024 02:12 PM (63Dwl)

351 Her apartment/condo is found empty, her suitcases gone. On her desk is an anonymous note:

"FLEE! ALL IS DISCOVERED!"

I laughed.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 02:12 PM (xCA6C)

352 Plus, he's announced he will attend all 3 sessions of the NATO summit.

My dog would understand more and make more informed comments.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 09, 2024 02:13 PM (U8kCF)

353 Yesterday KJP said Joe's Big Boy Press Conference is scheduled for Thursday. After the NATO Summit ends.
Posted by: Gref at July 09, 2024 02:11 PM (5fDan)

Mucho gracias.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 02:13 PM (9mfKN)

354 money quote:

"We, Democrats, will not let this stand unaddressed," Schumer said on the Senate floor. "The Constitution makes plain that Congress has the authority to check the judiciary."

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 09, 2024 02:13 PM (CWTWj)

355 "The fun part about Raggedy Ann being late is that anything is possible; all the things we’ve talked about, or maybe some turn so bizarre even we couldn’t think of it."

About those visits from the Parkinsons doctor: it was for me. I have Parkinsons. Also, that cocaine they found? It was mine. And the dogs? No, I bit those Secret Service agents.

Posted by: Creepy Haitian Murder Doll at the White House Podium at July 09, 2024 02:13 PM (qUkBO)

356 308
Breaking News, You Guys!

The Feinstein family just issued a statement saying her last wish was "I urfggllddf;fllllllbblbllbbbgergl gurgl blop."
Posted by: Breaking Fake News! at July 09, 2024 02:04 PM (v8sdr)
She’s not doing too good. The McCain procession just lapped her.

Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2024 02:13 PM (LHPAg)

357 I've got to renew my DL this month or next. There are several of the "express" places in town, one near me; I'll check it out. The last time I had to do it, in '18, I went to such an office, and it was a breeze.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 02:13 PM (J2vNu)

358 My dog would understand more and make more informed comments.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 09, 2024 02:13 PM (U8kCF)

“BARK!”

~ dagny’s dog at the NATO summit

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 02:14 PM (9mfKN)

359 Plus, he's announced he will attend all 3 sessions of the NATO summit.

My dog would understand more and make more informed comments.

And probably lick his ass less frequently.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 02:14 PM (xCA6C)

360 Oh let there be a Hitlers bunker vid

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 09, 2024 02:14 PM (QSrLX)

361 355 "The fun part about Raggedy Ann being late is that anything is possible; all the things we’ve talked about, or maybe some turn so bizarre even we couldn’t think of it."

About those visits from the Parkinsons doctor: it was for me. I have Parkinsons. Also, that cocaine they found? It was mine. And the dogs? No, I bit those Secret Service agents.

Posted by: Creepy Haitian Murder Doll at the White House Podium at July 09, 2024 02:13 PM (qUkBO)

Two truths and a lie!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 09, 2024 02:14 PM (LDevB)

362 348 I'd love to see the 25th amendment tested here.

I'm enjoying seeing the people who a couple of months ago were saying that Biden was one of the best presidents ever now say he's obviously a senile moron and has to be removed.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2024 02:12 PM (oZhjI

There was no way anyone could know!!

Posted by: The Press at July 09, 2024 02:14 PM (aPY1X)

363 It will be a funeral for America if they don’t get Joe out of the WH NOW.

In his current shape, God knows what he’s being put in front of him to sign, etc.. Really bad now that our enemies know we’re in political turmoil over his current state.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2024 02:15 PM (Hkcdp)

364 Milley, though, PDT needs to have recalled to active duty to face charges of sedition and treason.
Posted by: Jmel at July 09, 2024 01:20 PM (bVhJi)

Never happen.
Although should PDT win, he makes it known to whatever company Board Milley is sitting on will face audit after audit as long as he is there, and their Pwin on future bids is sitting at 0.01.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2024 02:15 PM (W/lyH)

365 "Rep. Mark Takano (D-Calif.) said he saw a poll recently that had Biden losing in his district. Biden won his district with 62% of the vote last time."

This is TERRIBLY misleading. in 2020, Takano was Representative for CA District 41. After re-apportionment, he is now Representative for CA District 39, which has different borders.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 09, 2024 02:15 PM (BbSDq)

366 They Say the Meeting "Felt Like a Funeral"

"That's the most terrible thing I've ever heard.

How marvelous."

Posted by: Count Rugan at July 09, 2024 02:15 PM (Wnv9h)

367
That the CNN hosts did a halfway credible job seems to have never entered anyone's predictions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

Except maybe Trump? He likes to try to put himself in win-win situations. And CNN's choice was to make it a 3 on 1 pile on which people would tend to notice with everyone already knowing CNN hates Trump, or to try to be fairer about it and let Trump get his message out.... *and* see Biden's condition.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 02:15 PM (fBIbM)

368 I'm wishing they run Kamala as much as I wished the "Smails kid eats it."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 09, 2024 02:15 PM (RIvkX)

369 BARK!”

~ dagny’s dog at the NATO summit

See? Not garbled or a lie.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 09, 2024 02:15 PM (U8kCF)

370 "Rep. Mark Takano (D-Calif.) said he saw a poll recently that had Biden losing in his district. Biden won his district with 62% of the vote last time."

-

The neat part is realizing that the 62% probably isn't true.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:16 PM (K58To)

371 I'd love to see the 25th amendment tested here.

Can the dems count to 25?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 09, 2024 02:16 PM (/U5Yz)

372 Dems backed down.
They are a bunch of cowards, so it's no surprise.
Getting the radio host fired in a day obviously sent a message.

But, now they did take a shot at the Queen, and they missed, so it will be a really interesting few months as the Queen seethes and looks to continually stab the traitors...Warner should watch his back...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2024 02:16 PM (exHjb)

373 i can see harris doing well as the sidekick in a new dan schneider sitcom.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 09, 2024 02:17 PM (CWTWj)

374 It's funny how none of this would be an issue and Trump would be leaving office shortly if only the left/government hadn't enacted a coup.

Instead here we are, here Biden is, and here our country is on the brink of horrible things here and abroad.

All because the people couldn't be allowed to vote.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:17 PM (K58To)

375 Because it's easier to cheat. We see you aholes. If they are taking they are Lying.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at July 09, 2024 02:17 PM (ytSiK)

376
I'm enjoying seeing the people who a couple of months ago were saying that Biden was one of the best presidents ever now say he's obviously a senile moron and has to be removed.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2024 02:12 PM (oZhjI)

__________

You can further enjoy seeing them pivot back and say Joe is fine, just had "a slight cold."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2024 02:17 PM (e+lF5)

377 I've got to renew my DL this month or next. There are several of the "express" places in town, one near me; I'll check it out. The last time I had to do it, in '18, I went to such an office, and it was a breeze.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Most government employees are working from home three days a week, so the offices are at 40% staffing. Around here, there is a website to make an appointment up to 90 days out. They conveniently show you all DPS sites within 100 miles, because the one 95 miles away in the middle of nowhere has an opening on a Tuesday in two weeks, which is the fastest option.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 09, 2024 02:17 PM (lTGtQ)

378 Plus, he's announced he will attend all 3 sessions of the NATO summit.

My dog would understand more and make more informed comments.

And probably lick his ass less frequently.

Not that Biden has the necessary flexibility, but he probably has people for that.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 02:17 PM (xCA6C)

379 I'm enjoying seeing the people who a couple of months ago were saying that Biden was one of the best presidents ever now say he's obviously a senile moron and has to be removed.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2024 02:12 PM (oZhjI

Note however that the overarching lie about Biden's character and decency is being carefully protected and prostate massaged through all this.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 02:17 PM (fBIbM)

380 The neat part is realizing that the 62% probably isn't true.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:16 PM

Re-apportionment. It's not really the same district.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 09, 2024 02:18 PM (BbSDq)

381 It will be a funeral for America if they don’t get Joe out of the WH NOW.

In his current shape, God knows what he’s being put in front of him to sign, etc.. Really bad now that our enemies know we’re in political turmoil state.

Meh. Everyone knew he was brain dead all along except dem media viewers.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 09, 2024 02:18 PM (U8kCF)

382
The DMV sent me away once because I showed them a utility bill that was "too old" by about a month.

I had a utility bill stolen from my mailbox. I feel your pain while also applauding them. Schrödinger's area if you know what I mean.

The police finally got the guy after about six months. The Philly postmaster contacted me and I had to fill out paperwork so they could promptly and efficiently round file it.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 09, 2024 02:18 PM (RKVpM)

383 Not that Biden has the necessary flexibility, but he probably has people for that.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 02:17 PM (xCA6C)

Don’t kink shame.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 02:18 PM (9mfKN)

384 Justice Sotomayor’s Bodyguard Shoots Suspected Carjacker Outside Her Home

The U.S. Marshals office said that suspect Kentrell Flowers, 18, allegedly walked up to one of the deputies’ cars at around 1:15 a.m. on July 5 and pointed a gun at the bodyguard. The Marshal fired four shots, hitting Flowers in the mouth. Flowers was taken to hospital for treatment and arrested.

Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2024 02:19 PM (RHGPo)

385 Wildest election ever?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 02:19 PM (aPY1X)

386 House Appropriations Committee Rejects Rep. Clyde’s Amendment to Defund Left’s Lawfare Against Trump Due to GOP No-Show

The worthless as dogshit GOP in a nutshell.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 09, 2024 02:20 PM (/U5Yz)

387 Wildest election ever?

Top 5 for sure.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 02:20 PM (xCA6C)

388 Perhaps the wildest summer before the election. 2020’s election was pretty wild, the way it took 3+ days to count all those ballots that almost appeared out of nowhere.

2000’s election was ALSO pretty wild.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 02:21 PM (9mfKN)

389 387 Wildest election ever?

Top 5 for sure.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 02:20 PM (xCA6C)

Number one?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 02:21 PM (aPY1X)

390 Why in the hell would anyone steal a utility bill?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 02:21 PM (v6JzV)

391 It must be nice for the left to always be mentally ill and cognizantly unaware of how fucking contradictory and stupid they are from day to day

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 09, 2024 02:22 PM (DBZuM)

392 385 Wildest election ever?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 02:19 PM (aPY1X)

It's reminiscent of 1824 and then 1828...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2024 02:22 PM (exHjb)

393 "Chuck 'the schmuck' Schumer Announces Scheme to Strip President Trump of Court-Granted Immunity and Send Him to Jail"

Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2024 02:22 PM (RHGPo)

394 I'd like to apologize to all the mean girls in the world...

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 09, 2024 02:22 PM (QSrLX)

395 Wildest election ever?

Top 5 for sure.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 02:20 PM (xCA6C)

Number one?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

More like Number 2, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 02:22 PM (v6JzV)

396 Accidentally posted this at the end of an older thread:

I think I red pilled someone today. He's a Bernie Sanders type of Democrat and he was complaining that Biden's performance in the debate was going to cause the Dems to lose.

It gave me a great platform to talk about media lies. He agreed that Biden has been cognitively impaired for longer than 2 weeks, and the media telling us a month ago that he was "shar as a tack" was a lie. That made him open to "what else are they lying about?" COVID from Chinese lab, masks, social distancing, vaccinations.....

And when I told him no police were killed on January 6 his mind exploded.

So then I asked him why he was afraid of Trump - well, those same people told him Trump was a fascist. I said, look, he was already President, was he a fascist then?

I could see the scales falling.

But he listens to NPR I think the operant conditioning will take over.

Posted by: blaster at July 09, 2024 02:22 PM (xhfG9)

397 If he dies, I'm going to get sent to that shitty funeral, aren't I?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 09, 2024 02:22 PM (hqVaF)

398 390 Why in the hell would anyone steal a utility bill?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 02:21 PM (v6JzV)

To get ID for a driver's license.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2024 02:22 PM (exHjb)

399 The neat part is realizing that the 62% probably isn't true.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:16 PM

Re-apportionment. It's not really the same district.
Posted by: Rusty Nail

-

That's the best part. It wouldn't matter if it was.

I don't think any voting numbers are accurate.

If he has any black people in his district I bet you can multiply their "votes" by .10 and probably get an accurate turnout.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:22 PM (K58To)

400 Why would the GOP push to have Biden removed?

Seems the best option for us is Biden stays. Or forces the Dems to knife him at the convention.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 02:23 PM (aPY1X)

401 Joyless Behar Is ‘Pissed’ About Biden-Bashing

Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2024 02:23 PM (RHGPo)

402 Have Joe carry his golf bag to the podium. I slay myself

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 09, 2024 02:23 PM (QSrLX)

403 Here's The Office anecdote to mimic the DNC's support for Biden:

Ryan: I want an outsider.
Jim: Perfect. There are several outside candidates that we think would be really-
Ryan: No, I mean an outsider. Like someone on the margins of society, who doesn't see things the way we do, like a homeless person.
Pam: A homeless person. Really? A homeless person.
Ryan: No, you're right, Pam, let's just leave him to the welfare system and let that handle it.
Pam: No, I want you to say that you think the best person to be our new manager is a homeless person.
Ryan: Let me guess who you want, Pam. Rachael Ray? The ladies of The View?

Biden is the DNC's homeless person.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 09, 2024 02:23 PM (aXxgO)

404 OH LAWD NOT KENTRELL

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:24 PM (K58To)

405 Most government employees are working from home three days a week, so the offices are at 40% staffing. Around here, there is a website to make an appointment up to 90 days out. They conveniently show you all DPS sites within 100 miles, because the one 95 miles away in the middle of nowhere has an opening on a Tuesday in two weeks, which is the fastest option.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 09, 2024

***
The "express" places have appointments too, I think.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 02:24 PM (J2vNu)

406 Why in the hell would anyone steal a utility bill?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 02:21 PM (v6JzV)

To get ID for a driver's license.
Posted by: Nova Local

Ah, I see.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 02:24 PM (v6JzV)

407 The U.S. Marshals office said that suspect Kentrell Flowers, 18, allegedly walked up to one of the deputies’ cars at around 1:15 a.m. on July 5 and pointed a gun at the bodyguard. The Marshal fired four shots, hitting Flowers in the mouth. Flowers was taken to hospital for treatment and arrested.
Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2024 02:19 PM (RHGPo)
======================
Darwin award nominee, Kentrell Flowers, will be fine (apparently)

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 09, 2024 02:24 PM (x2BaM)

408 Wildest election ever?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 02:19 PM (aPY1X)

May you live in interesting times.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 02:25 PM (fBIbM)

409 Ace was bragging about his shelves upthread. Hope they haven't suddenly let him down.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Port Swiller at July 09, 2024 02:25 PM (T+Iwg)

410 Wildest election ever?

Top 5 for sure.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 02:20 PM (xCA6C)

Number one?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Depends on the criteria. If you're talking about farce, it's this year in a walk. If you're talking about immediate, dire consequences, 1860.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 02:25 PM (xCA6C)

411 Flowers was taken to hospital for treatment

Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2024 02:19 PM (RHGPo)

For treatment and voter registration.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 02:26 PM (fBIbM)

412 Nood Security Detail

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 02:26 PM (9mfKN)

413 My dog would understand more and make more informed comments.
Posted by: dagny

And your dog is housebroken and won't poop himself.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 09, 2024 02:26 PM (1KCcl)

414 "It's reminiscent of 1824 and then 1828"

I voted in those!

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at July 09, 2024 02:26 PM (hqVaF)

415 Hopefully staff had a Nazi flag or MAGA hat or classified document folder to place by Kentrell for photos.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:26 PM (K58To)

416 Heh, maybe KJP also needs Slow Joe's meds to get ready for press conferences?

Posted by: Thrawn at July 09, 2024 02:27 PM (uGhsv)

417 I have a reason why I want Biden out of office TODAY. Because it's better for the country. Absent the pulmonary embolism vote, Biden is Commander in Chief for the next 6 months, win or lose.

Can we survive that risk window? Maybe. Maybe not. Is Harris better? Better than a vegetable in terms of national security? I think so. I mean, it's not awesome but that is where we are.

Posted by: blaster at July 09, 2024 02:27 PM (xhfG9)

418 Wildest election ever?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 02:19 PM (aPY1X)

It's reminiscent of 1824 and then 1828...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2024 02:22 PM (exHjb)

Keith Richards played at both.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2024 02:27 PM (W/lyH)

419 How long do they have to stay in the room with Biden before making a stress claim ?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 09, 2024 02:28 PM (QSrLX)

420 Why in the hell would anyone steal a utility bill?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 02:21 PM (v6JzV)

To get ID for a driver's license.
Posted by: Nova Local

Ah, I see.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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In a recent transaction with the State Treasurer, they requested that I send a copy of a current utility bill, showing name and address.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2024 02:28 PM (XeU6L)

421 Have Joe carry his golf bag to the podium. I slay myself
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 09, 2024 02:23 PM (QSrLX
****
I'd settle for a remote control motorized golf bag if Joe had the controller.

Posted by: torabora at July 09, 2024 02:28 PM (0Gnoc)

422 Seems the best option for us is Biden stays. Or forces the Dems to knife him at the convention.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 02:23 PM

The principle is simple: If he's not mentally fit to be re-elected, then he's not mentally fit to serve ONE MORE DAY. If the argument is that he is a walking National Security threat, then we can't wait until January.

(And Trump vs. Kamala would be lit as fuck).

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 09, 2024 02:28 PM (BbSDq)

423 Have Joe carry his golf bag to the podium. I slay myself
Posted by: Hokey Pokey
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Have him ride his bicycle.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2024 02:29 PM (XeU6L)

424 ****
I'd settle for a remote control motorized golf bag if Joe had the controller.
Posted by: torabora
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[envisions the crowd scrambling to get out of the way of the run-amok cart]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2024 02:31 PM (XeU6L)

425 How BAD must things be for us to be hearing this?

I mean, privately, Biden must be a fucking disaster.

Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 09, 2024 02:56 PM (nLFEI)

426 My guess is private secret polling has Trump up 10 points. And rising.

Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 09, 2024 02:57 PM (nLFEI)

427 If it was remotely close, Democrats would be leaning on every lever to win.

Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 09, 2024 02:57 PM (nLFEI)

428 If you guys thought 81 million votes was impressive, just wait til I get 801 million this time! We'll do anything it takes to stop Trump from destroying our democracy the way he keeps shitting in my pants! My word as a Biden, a Mr. Olympia, and the first man on the moon!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 09, 2024 03:09 PM (X2lGF)

429 EVERY time you see Biden in public he is at his VERY best. That is him being in peak performance. Well rested and hopped up on whatever joy juice they have given him.

In private...you can't imagine.

Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 09, 2024 03:29 PM (nLFEI)

430 Rep. Maxine Waters, D-Calif., said Biden "deserves our support"

***

It's not too soon for you to hold up his balls, lady. He keeps dragging them through the butter.

Posted by: Tom Perry at July 09, 2024 04:03 PM (MX0bI)

431 I hope that they livestream the Maxine Watters Save Joe tour. She should bring Cackling Kamala with her.

Posted by: Max Entropy at July 09, 2024 05:10 PM (oxDA9)

432 I wonder what the FBI's next "Insurance Policy" against Trump winning is going to be.

Posted by: Max Entropy at July 09, 2024 05:11 PM (oxDA9)

433 You know the dems are really negotiating with Hunter at this point. We already saw his brinksmanship skills when he was shaking down that Chinese company while "sitting with his father".

Posted by: mc at July 09, 2024 08:02 PM (TaHV5)

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