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Speaking of France, Joe Biden brought up that country this morning on his call to 'Morning Joe'
"I'm not letting up, Joe. I'm not letting up a little bit, and by the way, you know, you know, France registered, you know, look, you talk about Europe..." He has a very strong grasp and command of what is going on there. Posted by: Jay in PA at July 08, 2024 01:22 PM (i7Q7S) 2
Sorry France. You had a good run.
Posted by: NR Pax at July 08, 2024 01:22 PM (OPGS/) 3
Once a patch of slimy beret wearing frogs, always.
Posted by: Son of Dad at July 08, 2024 01:23 PM (8JB5s) 4
Meh. It's France. They're a fuckup of a country with good food.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 08, 2024 01:23 PM (xcxpd) 5
Time to surrender, monkeys.
Posted by: Roy at July 08, 2024 01:23 PM (qbwJk) 6
Merde alors!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 08, 2024 01:23 PM (L/fGl) 7
Worst possible result for Macron, never mind the French. If he betrays the PF parties, they will never work with him again. If he accepts them, his centrist programs are shot.
Melenchon HATES Israel, so maybe he won't shift to RN. But if his large party is shut out of government, maybe he will. And maybe LePen will decide that her pro-Israel policy was a mistake that didn't really pay off. Brutal times ahead. Posted by: Agent of a dead Empire at July 08, 2024 01:24 PM (+LjMm) 8
Europe is lost.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 08, 2024 01:24 PM (lUhzf) 9
I haven't heard that Macron is allying himself with the left; rather, France may go for some time without any Prime Minister at all and no functional Parliament either, leaving Macron to run things all by himself like some modern day Charles II. (who went without a Parliament for 12 years, iirc)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 01:25 PM (wyMQY) 10
Proof of what humans have known for the last 50,000 years.... violence gets results.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 08, 2024 01:26 PM (Xb9jY) 11
Posted by: Agent of a dead Empire at July 08, 2024 01:24 PM (+LjMm)
May the French get everything they voted for good and hard. I pray for the decent people. Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 08, 2024 01:26 PM (lUhzf) 12
Maybe we can give them Old Joe to run the country
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 08, 2024 01:26 PM (NtVYv) 13
There is one truism which holds for every nation on Earth and every possible mode of governance... the common folk shall be fucked.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2024 01:26 PM (U7wke) 14
No America should waste their dollars on vacations to Europe... They hate Us
Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 01:26 PM (IyPmt) 15
So, nearly 60% voted for the "right-leaning" parties, but the left-leaning party gains complete control because the center-right would rather see the far left with total control than to work with their far right.
The only conclusion must be that the far right are literal Nazis who want to exterminate Jews. I'm sure that the far left doesn't share such a goal, otherwise the center-right wouldn't have aligned with them. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 01:27 PM (GBKbO) 16
End Wokeness @EndWokeness 12h
This is insane. Macron's party colluded with the far-left socialists in order to block a Le Pen win. 200 candidates dropped out last week, coalescing against the "far-right". Well the coup just paid off. The socialists just won FIRST PLACE. It looks like France will not be saved. Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 01:27 PM (Jh5b+) 17
Everyone that was already toasting Le Pen on her victory sees what happened.
The moral of the story just go ahead and hold the election anyway. Just to make sure. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 08, 2024 01:27 PM (Nt9p1) 18
Leftwing Coalition of Communists, Socialists, and Islamists Wins the Most Seats in the French Parliament, with the National Rally Coming In Third
@adamkinzinger When anti-extremists band together they can defeat the crazies. This is a good result, as many candidates SELFLESSLY resigned from running to block Le Pen from winning, and it worked. Could Leftists ever be so extreme that the media and/or Establishment talking heads would call them extreme? Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 08, 2024 01:27 PM (JCZqz) 19
The Republicans have seen these results. They are now Republicans! instead.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 08, 2024 01:27 PM (wGerL) 20
Apres Macron, le Deluge.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 08, 2024 01:27 PM (cf/0E) 21
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 01:27 PM (Zz0t1) 22
In the long run, this only benefits the right. France is going to continue to collapse at a faster and faster rate, and having been shut out of power in such a public way, they will be free of any blame for it.
This is also why Labour's victory in the UK is so hollow. The UK is on the verge of a financial crisis, and everything Labour has pledged to do will make it dramatically worse. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 01:27 PM (wyMQY) 23
I have more years behind me than I do in front of me. And I firmly believe before I'm covered in dirt that we (USA) will be going back to Europe to bail their asses out again.
My only hope is that when we do, that we make Europe a colony of the USA. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 08, 2024 01:28 PM (N39Ws) Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 08, 2024 01:28 PM (VavZF) 25
18 Leftwing Coalition of Communists, Socialists, and Islamists Wins the Most Seats in the French Parliament, with the National Rally Coming In Third
@adamkinzinger When anti-extremists band together they can defeat the crazies. This is a good result, as many candidates SELFLESSLY resigned from running to block Le Pen from winning, and it worked. Could Leftists ever be so extreme that the media and/or Establishment talking heads would call them extreme? Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 08, 2024 01:27 PM (JCZqz) ======= So, the far left has no policy that moderates can oppose. What's the difference, then, between the far left and moderates? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 01:28 PM (GBKbO) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 08, 2024 01:28 PM (SKDsW) 27
Macron and the NFP are both maneuvering to see who can knife the other first.
Such coalitions always descend to internecine warfare which means the rest of France will burn while these idiots play power politics. And I thought our political class was bad. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 08, 2024 01:28 PM (tT6L1) 28
@adamkinzinger When anti-extremists band together they can defeat the crazies. Shut up you F'ing POS Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 01:28 PM (IyPmt) 29
A bazillion north africans will do what little mustache man didn't have the heart for.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 08, 2024 01:28 PM (cf/0E) 30
So, you're saying the leftists in French government just f*cked the voting public.......Nice.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 01:28 PM (Zz0t1) 31
France be headed for a revolution.
Posted by: fd at July 08, 2024 01:28 PM (vFG9F) 32
Macron and the communists didn’t force the voters to vote how they did. In the end the people voted to slit their own throats.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 08, 2024 01:29 PM (3cb+Z) 33
News live = news lice
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 08, 2024 01:29 PM (SKDsW) 34
Glad I visited Normandy before France really went to hell.
Posted by: toddg at July 08, 2024 01:29 PM (mC25D) 35
When do the Olympics start?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 08, 2024 01:29 PM (t/2Uw) 36
Cillian @CilComLFC
Marine Le Pen’s National Rally party received, by far, the most votes in France’s election today, but only won the third most amount of seats. The French people wanted to take back their borders and sovereignty, instead they got communism. We can’t vote our way out of this. https://tinyurl.com/urfztmkn [Ace's chart] Cillian @CilComLFC Marine Le Pen’s National Rally party won EVERY single French department except for Paris in the EU Elections. Every single department. That’s like Trump winning every single state except DC. And I’m supposed to believe they came 3rd in the Parliamentary Elections? No way. https://tinyurl.com/5axmk7db Map ==== Remember, with multiparty elections a district can be won with, say, 30-40% of the vote and not 50%+ so I wonder what the individual Department counts are? Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 01:29 PM (Jh5b+) 37
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@adamkinzinger When anti-extremists band together they can defeat the crazies. Shut up you F'ing POS Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 01:28 PM (IyPmt) ======== "There is nothing extreme about bypassing democratic norms to allow in a new voting populace to correct the voting habits of a nation that won't vote for far-left extremists, I mean, moderates." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 01:29 PM (GBKbO) 38
>>> 17 Everyone that was already toasting Le Pen on her victory sees what happened.
The moral of the story just go ahead and hold the election anyway. Just to make sure. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 08, 2024 01:27 PM (Nt9p1) NEIN! Posted by: Klaus Schwab at July 08, 2024 01:29 PM (VavZF) 39
Macron made an explicit decision to make a party of Communist Jew-haters the largest political party in France, rather than let Le Pen win.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 08, 2024 01:29 PM (uxCna) 40
I see Adam Kinzinger is got things 180 degrees wrong, again.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 08, 2024 01:30 PM (tT6L1) 41
2 Sorry France. You had a good run.
Posted by: NR Pax ====== Like most of the West, most problems would be solved by the elimination of city polities. Make the big cities semi sovereign in self rule like the West Bank but refuse to let their wretched political machines have any representation in the politics of a nation. Coming to the mind of Thomas Jefferson who saw the rancid Paris and London before the Revolution and realized cities are no moral center of the universe but rather the dismal swamps of humanity. Posted by: whig at July 08, 2024 01:30 PM (nJXKb) 42
like some modern day Charles II. (who went without a Parliament for 12 years, iirc)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 01:25 PM (wyMQY) Ahem. Posted by: Charles I at July 08, 2024 01:30 PM (Nt9p1) 43
Remind me to not go to France.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 08, 2024 01:30 PM (OiAR7) 44
No America should waste their dollars on vacations to Europe... They hate Us
Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 01:26 PM (IyPmt) We can still spend trillions for their defense, though, right? -- the GOPe Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2024 01:30 PM (U7wke) 45
Coming soon to an election near you!
Posted by: Just Lily at July 08, 2024 01:30 PM (RLLZj) 46
Mon Dew!
Posted by: La Haine N'a Pas Sa Place Ici! at July 08, 2024 01:30 PM (Ybyk2) 47
That's still a very nice showing and pickup by NR. While they aren't the majority party, they showed they are a real political movement, have enough seats to have some real political power, and have a foundation for further gains in the future. This how it's done.
Unlike in the UK. As I read what happened there, it was a complete monkeypox clusterbukakke for the conservatives. Posted by: Elric Blade at July 08, 2024 01:31 PM (iFTx/) 48
If I was Jewish I would be making arrangements to get the hell out of France.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 08, 2024 01:31 PM (RUmyk) 49
If the French right was smart now would be the time to press the differences between the atheist technocrats and the Islamists...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2024 01:31 PM (oZhjI) 50
@adamkinzinger When anti-extremists band together they can defeat the crazies.
Note how many people in the United States are celebrating the fact that Communist Jew-haters are now the largest political party in France. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 08, 2024 01:31 PM (uxCna) 51
>That’s like Trump winning every single state except DC.
The swamp was on the wrong side of a 49-1 election twice. They didn't pay a price for it, and now we have a Hunger-games level of disconnect. Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 08, 2024 01:31 PM (cf/0E) 52
this was a question at the end of the last thread which I think has a very interesting answer:
"394 What happened to all the anti Israel riots? They just seem to have come to a screeching halt. ----" Big nasty protests always make the administration in power look feckless and weak, and these protests were starting to really hurt the Biden Admin's credibility with the general public. Accordingly, orders have gone out to the financiers of all of these (almost all of them were rent-a-mobs) to shut them down. Doesn't help the Cause. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 01:31 PM (wyMQY) 53
re 2: 'france' and 'run' do sort of go together.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 08, 2024 01:31 PM (CWTWj) 54
Go Obama!
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 08, 2024 01:31 PM (NFX2v) 55
re 40: carrots in chili?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 08, 2024 01:32 PM (CWTWj) 56
32 Macron and the communists didn’t force the voters to vote how they did. In the end the people voted to slit their own throats.
Posted by: Biden is Finished ------------- The State in France consumes over half the national GDP from what I remember. What you are seeing the maggots employed or benefiting from the State infesting the political body for their own advantage. Posted by: whig at July 08, 2024 01:32 PM (nJXKb) 57
Labour won a massive landslide in the Uk with only 34% of the vote.
When everyone talks about how bad the two party system is and how we need 3rd parties, well this is the alternative. Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 08, 2024 01:32 PM (3cb+Z) 58
France? Pffff. What's the worst that could happen?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 08, 2024 01:32 PM (IG4Id) 59
Then: The idea that immigration will change the electorate is a racist myth
Now: Isn't it great that Muslim immigrant party in France won the election over an anti-immigration party? Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2024 01:32 PM (oZhjI) 60
>>> 41 2 Sorry France. You had a good run.
Posted by: NR Pax ====== Like most of the West, most problems would be solved by the elimination of city polities. Make the big cities semi sovereign in self rule like the West Bank but refuse to let their wretched political machines have any representation in the politics of a nation. Coming to the mind of Thomas Jefferson who saw the rancid Paris and London before the Revolution and realized cities are no moral center of the universe but rather the dismal swamps of humanity. Posted by: whig at July 08, 2024 01:30 PM (nJXKb) istr some other Moron naming a Warren Court decision that blew up the state-level electoral college style process which had previously moderated the influence of city voting. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 08, 2024 01:32 PM (VavZF) 61
Ahem.
Posted by: Charles I at July 08, 2024 01:30 PM (Nt9p1) Your son did a lot better job of it than you did. Let's just say you were a powerful example to him. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 01:33 PM (wyMQY) Posted by: Hunter Bidet at July 08, 2024 01:33 PM (/ynKP) 63
35 When do the Olympics start?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 08, 2024 01:29 PM (t/2Uw) Looking forward to the just top oil idiots gluing themselves to the balance beam. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 08, 2024 01:33 PM (OiAR7) 64
Mrs. Wrecks watched 60 Minutes the other day and saw a segment was about some hot Russian chick who has been prosecuted and exiled for opposing the Ukraine war. She said in Russia they have fake news and fake elections. Boy, am I glad nothing like that could happen here!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 08, 2024 01:33 PM (L/fGl) 65
The buried lede is that the French are still majority leftist. So they can suck it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 08, 2024 01:33 PM (evvc2) 66
No America should waste their dollars on vacations to Europe... They hate Us
Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 Go to Italy. It’s nicer than France (and don’t forget, my mom immigrated from France, I still have relatives there). Nice is okay, but it’s nothing like Tuscany. England is cool to see, not necessarily London, but the Cotswolds are very pretty. It’s still not Italy. Posted by: Piper at July 08, 2024 01:33 PM (BgmlQ) 67
When do the Olympics start?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 08, 2024 01:29 PM (t/2Uw) Towards the end of July. The 22nd or some such. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 01:34 PM (Zz0t1) 68
When do the Olympics start?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at Opening Ceremony is the 26th, some prelims for events begin before that. Posted by: BruceWayne at July 08, 2024 01:34 PM (CIS44) 69
Cities literally drive people crazy. And you can see it in the voting results coming out of them...and the drug zombies on the streets.
If there was an opposition party here in the US they'd be anti-mass immigration AND anti-urban Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2024 01:34 PM (oZhjI) 70
Macron and the communists didn’t force the voters to vote how they did. In the end the people voted to slit their own throats.
Posted by: Biden is Finished ------------- The State in France consumes over half the national GDP from what I remember. What you are seeing the maggots employed or benefiting from the State infesting the political body for their own advantage. Posted by: whig at July 08, 2024 01:32 PM (nJXKb) _______ "No way!" -- Washington, DC Posted by: Elric Blade at July 08, 2024 01:34 PM (iFTx/) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 08, 2024 01:34 PM (L/fGl) 72
Two questions:
So the French are voting for the strongest impulse to surrender to the invaders? Also, is Dark Brandon a reference to sundowning? Because that sounds like hate speech. Posted by: Ribbed at July 08, 2024 01:34 PM (B0mGw) 73
My son was in Paris last week and noted that the leftist French "riots" were rather desultory affairs with some lighter fluid being squirted on a barrier and lit while everybody stood back, as opposed the Arabs who actually burn down cars and buildings and hurt people.. Posted by: Auspex at July 08, 2024 01:34 PM (j4U/Z) 74
Compare 2022 vs 2024. NR got something like 70% more seats in just 2 years. That’s a pretty big deal.
This isn’t some massive failure despite what the msm would have you believe. Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 08, 2024 01:34 PM (3cb+Z) 75
From Last Night:
Alexandra Lavoie @ThevoiceAlexa PARIS UPDATE: It's 2 AM, and the police are still intervening. There has been significant vandalism and graffiti tonight. Taxpayers will bear the cost. Alexandra Lavoie @ThevoiceAlexa PARIS: The moment French riot police shoot tear gas in the streets of Paris to clear out protesters. The far-left popular front won over Marine Le Pen and now Antifa have been smashing windows of businesses in celebration. Andy Ngô @MrAndyNgo Paris — Chaotic scenes in the city center as masked leftist rioters and Antifa are running through the streets to celebrate the socialist and communist coalition electoral win. An explosive device goes off at the Place de la République. Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby The victory rally for the new French government has more Palestinian flags than French flags. Billboard Chris @BillboardChris Not a French flag in sight. Ryan Gerritsen @ryangerritsen You can tell how proud the far-left in France are of their Country by the amount of French flags you see https://tinyurl.com/mr2nhu88 38 seconds Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 01:35 PM (Jh5b+) 76
Boy, am I glad nothing like that could happen here!
Russia and the US are totally different. Their dictator doesn't shit himself on a regular basis. Of course otherwise I guess not so much. Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2024 01:35 PM (oZhjI) 77
Au revoir, France!
C’est la vie. Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2024 01:35 PM (Hkcdp) 78
57 Labour won a massive landslide in the Uk with only 34% of the vote.
When everyone talks about how bad the two party system is and how we need 3rd parties, well this is the alternative. Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 08, 2024 01:32 PM (3cb+Z) add in how many disgusted conservatives just sat the election out (lowest turnout in years), best estimate is that Labour won a "landslide" while only getting the backing of about 20% of the voters. It's been said, rightly, that Labour didn't win the election - everyone else lost. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 01:35 PM (wyMQY) 79
That's still a very nice showing and pickup by NR.
Mark Steyn has a nicely depressing article this morning noting that the "far-right" has done well in a number of countries, but not well enough, and the ongoing demographic changes in the West means that the "far-right" has probably peaked. The BBC: "I'm so relieved," grinned university student Sarah Bennani, 19, moments after the results were broadcast. "When I go home tonight, I won't be afraid that someone grabs my hijab," she continued, accusing the far-right National Rally – which could only manage third place in these elections - of fuelling racism, and racist attacks across France. The future of France. Weird that it's Jews being murdered for their religion in France and not Muslims. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 08, 2024 01:35 PM (uxCna) 80
>>> 72
== Also, is Dark Brandon a reference to sundowning? == Posted by: Ribbed at July 08, 2024 01:34 PM (B0mGw) I never thought of it that way, but now that you mention it, it should be a meme. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 08, 2024 01:35 PM (VavZF) 81
Macron =cheese eating surrender monkey granny f**ker
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2024 01:35 PM (aYD2Z) 82
When do the Olympics start?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) ____ Right after they sift the shit out of the Seine Posted by: Elric Blade at July 08, 2024 01:35 PM (iFTx/) 83
78 It's been said, rightly, that Labour didn't win the election - everyone else lost.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 01:35 PM (wyMQY) ======== They're about to lose a lot more. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 01:35 PM (GBKbO) 84
How do you say “clusterf$&@“ in French?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2024 01:35 PM (Hkcdp) 85
Unlike in the UK. As I read what happened there, it was a complete monkeypox clusterbukakke for the conservatives.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 08, 2024 01:31 PM (iFTx/) Sad that Reform split the vote and prevented a better showing by the utterly incompetent and hated Tories. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2024 01:35 PM (U7wke) 86
When do the Olympics start?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) Mid riots. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 08, 2024 01:34 PM (L/fGl) New event. The Molotov Toss Posted by: Diogenes at July 08, 2024 01:36 PM (W/lyH) 87
Resting & frolicking at their families' shore homes.
Democratic National Convention August 19th. Return to school, roughly August 19th. Provides the proper cover for mostly peaceful demonstrations. Republican National Convention is next week in Wisconsin. It may be memorable. Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 08, 2024 01:36 PM (NFX2v) 88
My son was in Paris last week and noted that the leftist French "riots" were rather desultory affairs with some lighter fluid being squirted on a barrier and lit while everybody stood back, as opposed the Arabs who actually burn down cars and buildings and hurt people..
Posted by: Auspex at July 08, 2024 01:34 PM (j4U/Z) Speaking of.....I had issues with the electric starter for my charcoal grill this weekend, so had to buy lighter fluid. They now have a 'petroleum free, natural' fluid that really smelled a LOT like bad moonshine....... It actually worked ok and the meat cooked over it didn't taste funny or anything. It actually worked quite well. Couldn't bring myself to taste the fluid, tho. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 01:36 PM (Zz0t1) 89
I saw Rancid Paris open for Poison at Jamey's House of Music in '85.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 08, 2024 01:36 PM (cf/0E) 90
>>> 76 Boy, am I glad nothing like that could happen here!
== Russia and the US are totally different. Their dictator doesn't shit himself on a regular basis. Of course otherwise I guess not so much. Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2024 01:35 PM (oZhjI) Don't give them ideas. Do YOU want to see Brandon shirtless? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 08, 2024 01:37 PM (VavZF) 91
In the long run, this only benefits the right. France is going to continue to collapse at a faster and faster rate, and having been shut out of power in such a public way, they will be free of any blame for it.
You know who else benefited from a French collapse? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2024 01:37 PM (Q0kLU) 92
If the French right was smart now would be the time to press the differences between the atheist technocrats and the Islamists...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2024 01:31 PM (oZhjI) I would suggest that they could take a page from the growing Islamist blocs on how to make their displeasure known but that might be misunderstood. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2024 01:37 PM (U7wke) 93
Macron's man, Attal, announced he was resigning as prime minister after the results were in. The he unpromised to resign, so at the moment, Macron's man is still the titular prime minister.
Until he faces a vote of confidence. I can't imagine that the NFP, has more seats than Ensemble, is going to sit still for a Macron man as PM. The NFP is a cobbled up entity consisting of Socialists, Antifa (France Unbowed), Communists, and other assorted organized lunatics. Before the second round balloting, Attal stated that he would NOT head a coalition government that included the Communist Party (and I'd assume France Unbowed). We'll see. 2/3 of the French electorate did not vote for the Left. France is now a hard right country. Posted by: mrp at July 08, 2024 01:37 PM (rj6Yv) 94
Unlike in the UK. As I read what happened there, it was a complete monkeypox clusterbukakke for the conservatives.
Posted by: Elric Blade ======== The Tories have not been 'conservative' since Maggie left office. Before that, it would have been Stanley Baldwin and Chamberlain. Ironically, it was the more conservative Tories like Rees Mogg, etc. that lost their seats while the wets (derivation from bed wetters) like Sunak won. If the more conservative MPs that lost move to Reform for the inevitable by elections--the Tories might just become like the Progressive Conservative party in Canada in another election cycle. I think what we are seeing across Europe and the US is the disintegration of the old global uniparty approach where mistakes of state are hidden, the scope of policy limited, and the WEF agenda of the donor class was promoted. Posted by: whig at July 08, 2024 01:37 PM (nJXKb) 95
Willowed:
Ask RFK Jr. how they get rid of pesky candidates who won't go away. Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2024 12:31 PM (dGCAG) - Funny you should mention that. EVERYBODY should listen: https://tinyurl.com/55tuzckx Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 08, 2024 01:38 PM (3UbC6) 96
A 3 way runoff is just gay. A runoff needs to be top 2.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 08, 2024 01:38 PM (3cb+Z) Posted by: Ribbed at July 08, 2024 01:38 PM (iFMeW) 98
YAY!!! YAY!!!
I just got an e-mail from Joe Biden! Folks, let me be clear: I'm running. I'm the Democratic Party’s nominee. No one is pushing me out. I'm not leaving, I'm in this race to the end, and WE are going to win this election. Make it through this week Joe, and you'll be in the clear! Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 08, 2024 01:38 PM (uxCna) 99
"They riot when they lose, they riot when they win."
Some do it for pay. I think most do it just for fun. Posted by: Can't Spell Ragpicker Without gp at July 08, 2024 01:38 PM (jDaxj) Posted by: David French at July 08, 2024 01:38 PM (oZhjI) 101
>>> 88
== Speaking of.....I had issues with the electric starter for my charcoal grill this weekend, so had to buy lighter fluid. They now have a 'petroleum free, natural' fluid that really smelled a LOT like bad moonshine....... It actually worked ok and the meat cooked over it didn't taste funny or anything. It actually worked quite well. Couldn't bring myself to taste the fluid, tho. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 01:36 PM (Zz0t1) I bet Valu-Rite worked have worked as well if not better. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 08, 2024 01:38 PM (VavZF) 102
82 When do the Olympics start?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) ____ Right after they sift the shit out of the Seine Posted by: Elric Blade at July 08, 2024 01:35 PM (iFTx/) Eathy for you to thay! Posted by: Cindy, the one in curls at July 08, 2024 01:38 PM (pIfcn) 103
Teen Vogue:
The 2024 Olympics will see the inclusion of two new events: breaking and kayak cross. While some may believe skateboarding, surfing, and climbing are new additions, they actually debuted at the 2020 Tokyo Olympics. I'm out. Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 08, 2024 01:38 PM (NFX2v) 104
You know who else benefited from a French collapse?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Heh. The SDS Chancellor of Germany is even less popular than Macron and their version of the uniparty is desperately going to gestapo police state methods to prevent the AfD from rising. Posted by: whig at July 08, 2024 01:39 PM (nJXKb) 105
You know who else benefited from a French collapse? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2024 01:37 PM (Q0kLU) Belgium? Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 08, 2024 01:39 PM (3cb+Z) 106
Unlike in the UK. As I read what happened there, it was a complete monkeypox clusterbukakke for the conservatives.
Posted by: Elric Blade ======== The Tories have not been 'conservative' since Maggie left office. Before that, it would have been Stanley Baldwin and Chamberlain. Ironically, it was the more conservative Tories like Rees Mogg, etc. that lost their seats while the wets (derivation from bed wetters) like Sunak won. If the more conservative MPs that lost move to Reform for the inevitable by elections--the Tories might just become like the Progressive Conservative party in Canada in another election cycle. I think what we are seeing across Europe and the US is the disintegration of the old global uniparty approach where mistakes of state are hidden, the scope of policy limited, and the WEF agenda of the donor class was promoted. Posted by: whig at July 08, 2024 01:37 PM (nJXKb) ______ I know. That was my point. The fake conservatives got slaughtered and the real (or at least "more") conservatives got nothing. The leftwing is in pretty much total control. Posted by: Elric Blade at July 08, 2024 01:39 PM (iFTx/) 107
The 2024 Olympics will see the inclusion of two new events: breaking and kayak cross. While some may believe skateboarding, surfing, and climbing are new additions, they actually debuted at the 2020 Tokyo Olympics.
I'm out. Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, The LA Olympics is going to have events in Oklahoma City. Figure that one out. Posted by: BruceWayne at July 08, 2024 01:39 PM (CIS44) 108
Where is all this alleged hijab-grabbing?
The only time I’ve seen reports of it, turns out it’s a race crime hoax. Now, raping locals happens all the time, but yeah, let’s focus on imaginary scarf-tugging… Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2024 01:39 PM (Hkcdp) 109
"Dark Brandon" was a flip of the "Dark Trump" meme, with laser eyes and magenta vcr-lines. Item 15439820 in a continuing series "The Left Can't Meme".
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 08, 2024 01:39 PM (cf/0E) 110
Is breaking a team sport where they see how quickly they can smash up a store and collect everything on the shelves?
Posted by: Ribbed at July 08, 2024 01:39 PM (iFMeW) Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2024 01:40 PM (oZhjI) 112
Shit. My office mate's daughter is in France as we speak. on a camping tour.
I do not want to tell her. She freaks out easily enough as it is. And what is she gonna do, hop a plane to Paris to rescue her daughter? She is pretty internet savvy, so I'll leave it to her. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 08, 2024 01:40 PM (xPJvm) 113
>>> 91 In the long run, this only benefits the right. France is going to continue to collapse at a faster and faster rate, and having been shut out of power in such a public way, they will be free of any blame for it.
You know who else benefited from a French collapse? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2024 01:37 PM (Q0kLU) Napoleon? What I really want to know is who benefits from a French Mistake? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 08, 2024 01:40 PM (VavZF) 114
103 What is "breaking?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 08, 2024 01:41 PM (v6JzV) 115
Our conquerors are barely hiding the plan to replace the citizens of the west with (they think) a more compliant populace.
Mainly because it's now almost impossible to stop them. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 08, 2024 01:41 PM (N1DT3) 116
Where is all this alleged hijab-grabbing?
It's like all the imaginary attacks on Muslims which occurred after 9/11. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 08, 2024 01:41 PM (uxCna) Posted by: BruceWayne at July 08, 2024 01:41 PM (CIS44) Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 08, 2024 01:41 PM (wGerL) 119
Going to be pretty great to see this same thing act out here in November, also whether the left wins or loses.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 08, 2024 01:41 PM (LDevB) 120
"Mainly because it's now almost impossible to stop them."
If you want to stop them, rent buses and move the rioters to their neighborhoods. Posted by: Ribbed at July 08, 2024 01:41 PM (B0mGw) 121
Rothschild Banker Macron (globalist) made a deals with the Commies, to subvert their "Precious Democracy" -- and to keep the will of the people from having their choice in power.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 08, 2024 01:42 PM (Cus5s) 122
The LA Olympics is going to have events in Oklahoma City. Figure that one out.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 08, 2024 01:39 PM (CIS44) tornado skeet surfing? Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 08, 2024 01:42 PM (xPJvm) 123
Our conquerors are barely hiding the plan to replace the citizens of the west with (they think) a more compliant populace.
I remember driving through a big blue shithole in 2004 and seeing a couple of women in hijabs pushing baby carriages. At that point I realized we were losing the WoT. Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2024 01:42 PM (oZhjI) 124
I'm the Democratic Party’s nominee. No one is pushing me out. I'm not leaving, I'm in this race to the end, and WE are going to win this election.
Make it through this week Joe, and you'll be in the clear! Posted by: The ARC of History! ========= Each day Joe stays in office makes it more difficult to replace him by the day. At the same time, it paralyzes the Dem and GOP uniparty complex because of uncertainty that any deal will stick. The (at least Political and Brain) Death of Biden is this season's pitch black comedy and we are making sure that this production is a global hit. Posted by: whig at July 08, 2024 01:42 PM (nJXKb) 125
Unlike in the UK. As I read what happened there, it was a complete monkeypox clusterbukakke for the conservatives.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 08, 2024 01:31 PM (iFTx/) Sad that Reform split the vote and prevented a better showing by the utterly incompetent and hated Tories. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2024 01:35 PM (U7wke) _____________ I think you misunderstood me. I was referring to the Farage conservatives. They got nothing for all their efforts, and the Tories were wiped out. It was the worst of all worlds. Posted by: Elric Blade at July 08, 2024 01:42 PM (iFTx/) 126
100 3 way runoff is just gay
It isn't gay if one of them is wearing a skirt over his balls. Posted by: David French at July 08, 2024 01:38 PM (oZhjI) “French is Ackbar, Ackbar is French!” ~ Ace Ventura Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 08, 2024 01:42 PM (iSfV4) 127
Meanwhile, in Germany . . .
This Porsche executive was convicted for (take the time to read this slowly) throwing her newborn daughter out of her window to save her career . . . . The accused was not prepared to put her life plans, especially her professional advancement, on hold for a child. . . . . It is a drama that affects me personally. My client did not even know she was pregnant. When she suddenly held the baby in her hands, she was in an exceptional psychological situation. It was an accident, she dropped the baby. How the child ended up over the windowsill remains to be determined. - Yeah, that's a head scratcher alright. The ironic thing is, she has a birth control face. https://is.gd/x3CvuT Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 08, 2024 01:42 PM (L/fGl) 128
>>> 122 The LA Olympics is going to have events in Oklahoma City. Figure that one out.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 08, 2024 01:39 PM (CIS44) tornado skeet surfing? Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 08, 2024 01:42 PM (xPJvm) Is that with or without sharks? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 08, 2024 01:42 PM (VavZF) 129
I was on the uh, the Hindenburg,, was the pilot, no joke. It was rough seas but uh, I toughed it out and uh, landed safely. True story, my word as a brandon!
Posted by: I'm joe biden and I approve this message! at July 08, 2024 01:42 PM (5hfjS) 130
Future Headline Today:
As the Far Right and Nationalists gain more popularity, their electoral victories become more elusive and pyrrhic. Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 08, 2024 01:42 PM (XV/Pl) 131
Russia and the US are totally different.
Their dictator doesn't shit himself on a regular basis. Of course otherwise I guess not so much. Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2024 01:35 PM (oZhjI) Carried over from the previous thread and modified slightly... They lied to you for three years about the Russia hoax. They lied to you for three years about every aspect of Covid. They lied to you for four years about Biden's cognitive abilities. What makes you think that what they say about Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2024 01:42 PM (U7wke) 132
Macron's first political job was as a side to a socialist no. So, he has returned to his true party.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 08, 2024 01:43 PM (vWEZD) 133
103 What is "breaking?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 08, 2024 01:41 PM (v6JzV) when I try to play basketball. Hey-ohhh! Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 08, 2024 01:43 PM (xPJvm) 134
tornado skeet surfing?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, Y The wateer events like rowing and kyaking because of our aquatic center (its where the US olympic teams train) and softball. Posted by: BruceWayne at July 08, 2024 01:43 PM (CIS44) 135
The (at least Political and Brain) Death of Biden is this season's pitch black comedy and we are making sure that this production is a global hit.
_____ Even funnier is that Hunter now may be Ol' Joe's most trusted advisor. Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 08, 2024 01:44 PM (j66rO) 136
At that point I realized we were losing the WoT.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2024 01:42 PM (oZhjI) Based on what I see every day now in NoVA, we have definitely lost the WoI. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 08, 2024 01:44 PM (hOUT3) 137
Apropos: As much as you plan and reckon angles and direction and momentum, once that tree starts moving, where it lands is at best a good guess.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 08, 2024 01:44 PM (XV/Pl) 138
David Strom has a piece up at HA, and I agree with him - having tried to pressure Biden to drop out, and finding that Biden is refusing, and also that they have no leverage to make him drop out, all the big names on the Left are now going to reverse course and start calling for Biden to stay in the race again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 01:44 PM (wyMQY) 139
Today's French word is fuselage. Is it French? I dunno. I'm assuming it is. Bonus question: Fuselage means the main body of an aircraft. What is the tail-section of an aircraft called? It is also (probably) a French word. Posted by: Soothsayer at July 08, 2024 01:44 PM (KLr5S) 140
Never watch the Olympics anymore... I hope they go as well as France deserves...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 01:44 PM (IyPmt) 141
Bonus question: Fuselage means the main body of an aircraft. What is the tail-section of an aircraft called? It is also (probably) a French word. Posted by: Soothsayer at July 08, empenage Posted by: BruceWayne at July 08, 2024 01:45 PM (CIS44) 142
The LA Olympics is going to have events in Oklahoma City. Figure that one out.
Posted by: BruceWayne Break Dancing? Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2024 01:45 PM (WXNFJ) 143
Of course the New York Slimes would pick up the Parkinson's expert story (visiting Biden almost a dozen times) by Alex Berenson and not credit him.
"@AlexBerenson BOOM @NYTIMES STEALS MY STORY AND DOES NOT CREDIT ME" https://x.com/AlexBerenson/status/1810364080336654407 Posted by: Thrawn at July 08, 2024 01:45 PM (uGhsv) 144
138 David Strom has a piece up at HA, and I agree with him - having tried to pressure Biden to drop out, and finding that Biden is refusing, and also that they have no leverage to make him drop out, all the big names on the Left are now going to reverse course and start calling for Biden to stay in the race again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 01:44 PM (wyMQY) "He needs to drop out!" *Joe refuses. Limp dicks realize they are powerless limp dicks. "Whoa, he totally won me back with his vim and vigor. What a comeback!" Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 08, 2024 01:45 PM (LDevB) 145
Le Tee Hee!
Posted by: Macron at July 08, 2024 01:45 PM (tQydY) 146
You know who else benefited from a French collapse?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Heh. The SDS Chancellor of Germany is even less popular than Macron and their version of the uniparty is desperately going to gestapo police state methods to prevent the AfD from rising. Posted by: whig at July 08, 2024 01:39 PM (nJXKb) Heh. I just looked it up, and the current Napoleonic heir, Prince Jean-Christophe, looks tan, rested and ready. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2024 01:46 PM (Q0kLU) 147
Bonus question: Fuselage means the main body of an aircraft. What is the tail-section of an aircraft called? It is also (probably) a French word.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 08, 2024 01:44 PM (KLr5S) ----- Empennage. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 08, 2024 01:46 PM (3Fz6p) 148
I think Trump should issue a formal invitation to French Jews to relocate to the U.S.
Posted by: Paco at July 08, 2024 01:46 PM (njExo) 149
Nuts, missed the 'Must kill the Owls, to save them' article a couple of posts down. I read that AP article. It was amazing. KliMATe ChANge and BADORANGEMAN are to blame, of course.
Burn the MSM down and salt the ground where it stands. Those 'eXpIRtz' are next! Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 08, 2024 01:46 PM (sAmhv) 150
Bonus question: Fuselage means the main body of an aircraft. What is the tail-section of an aircraft called? It is also (probably) a French word.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 08, 2024 01:44 PM (KLr5S) Derriere. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 08, 2024 01:46 PM (xPJvm) 151
There are ways to geld the lily.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 08, 2024 01:46 PM (n17eQ) 152
A large plurality of French voters overall and a large majority of rural voters, are tired of leftism and Islamism but will now be governed by an insanely leftist parliament run by Islamists.
My prediction? Pain. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 08, 2024 01:46 PM (cWNll) 153
Paul Watson has a video up about how the Reform party got close to half the votes cast in the recent British elections, but only picked up 4 seats in the parliament. Crazy stuff.
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 08, 2024 01:46 PM (kJkhs) 154
What am I missing about the 25th amendment that means it has no leverage over Joe?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 08, 2024 01:47 PM (iSfV4) 155
What is the tail-section of an aircraft called? It is also (probably) a French word.
Posted by: Soothsayer Le Tail Section? Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2024 01:47 PM (WXNFJ) 156
I think you misunderstood me. I was referring to the Farage conservatives. They got nothing for all their efforts, and the Tories were wiped out. It was the worst of all worlds.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 08, 2024 01:42 PM (iFTx/) Both the UK and France are going to have to be in flames with unburied bodies rotting in the streets before any true conservatives will be voted into power. I give it 2 or 3 years. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 01:47 PM (wyMQY) 157
Bonus question: Fuselage means the main body of an aircraft. What is the tail-section of an aircraft called? It is also (probably) a French word.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 08, 2024 01:44 PM (KLr5S) Le Tail? Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 08, 2024 01:47 PM (T+Iwg) 158
Tanned, rested and ready.
Posted by: Charles Martel at July 08, 2024 01:47 PM (powGL) 159
It is a drama that affects me personally. My client did not even know she was pregnant. When she suddenly held the baby in her hands, she was in an exceptional psychological situation. It was an accident, she dropped the baby. How the child ended up over the windowsill remains to be determined.
- Yeah, that's a head scratcher alright. The ironic thing is, she has a birth control face. https://is.gd/x3CvuT Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 08, 2024 01:42 PM (L/fGl) __________ I don't understand this. Abortion is easily available in Germany, even though it might be technically illegal in certain situations. This woman didn't get an abortion but threw the baby out a window? I think this women is just insane. Searching for a rational motive in such people is a fool's errand. Posted by: Elric Blade at July 08, 2024 01:47 PM (iFTx/) 160
@123
>>At that point I realized we were losing the WoT. Once the TSA was created in 2001 and they began molesting gray haired old ladies at airports and making businessmen strip down to their bare feet and having to hold their pants up from falling, the battle was lost. Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 08, 2024 01:47 PM (XV/Pl) 161
22 In the long run, this only benefits the right. France is going to continue to collapse at a faster and faster rate, and having been shut out of power in such a public way, they will be free of any blame for it.
This is also why Labour's victory in the UK is so hollow. The UK is on the verge of a financial crisis, and everything Labour has pledged to do will make it dramatically worse. Posted by: Tom Servo Maybe in concept? In practice, their population will be flooded with more immigrants with no ties to the nation's principles or heritage, their economy with crash, the overton window will shift to the point the current moderate positions will look extreme, and the people in general will become dependent on government. Imagine California. Take all of it's issues. Now make them twice as bad. And the Republicans somehow (?) get elected to the governorship and the state Congress. Where do you even start? Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 08, 2024 01:48 PM (JCZqz) Posted by: Soothsayer at July 08, 2024 01:48 PM (KLr5S) 163
144 "He needs to drop out!"
*Joe refuses. Limp dicks realize they are powerless limp dicks. "Whoa, he totally won me back with his vim and vigor. What a comeback!" Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 08, 2024 01:45 PM (LDevB) ======= *Biden's condition only worsens* "He won't rule. He is a figurehead. Voting doesn't matter, but if Trump becomes president we'll all die." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 01:48 PM (GBKbO) 164
I don't understand this. Abortion is easily available in Germany, even though it might be technically illegal in certain situations. This woman didn't get an abortion but threw the baby out a window? I think this women is just insane. Searching for a rational motive in such people is a fool's errand.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 08, 2024 01:47 PM (iFTx/) Germany only allows first trimester abortions iirc. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 08, 2024 01:48 PM (eYoxG) 165
Goodbye France, enjoy the Caliphate
Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2024 01:49 PM (pm5tL) 166
@153
>>Crazy stuff. Because British election are even more opaque and gaywad than our own. Or alternatively... No one is voting their way out of their predicaments. Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 08, 2024 01:49 PM (XV/Pl) 167
We must go full authoritarian to save democracy!
Posted by: Charles Martel at July 08, 2024 01:49 PM (powGL) 168
I give it 2 or 3 years.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 01:47 PM (wyMQY) So, you are an optimist? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 08, 2024 01:49 PM (hOUT3) 169
I don't understand this. Abortion is easily available in Germany, even though it might be technically illegal in certain situations. This woman didn't get an abortion but threw the baby out a window? I think this women is just insane. Searching for a rational motive in such people is a fool's errand.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 08, 2024 01:47 PM (iFTx/) IIRC, most European countries limit abortion to… 16 weeks (? Somewhere around there, no I can’t be arsed to go look it up). Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 08, 2024 01:49 PM (iSfV4) 170
166 Because British election are even more opaque and gaywad than our own.
Or alternatively... No one is voting their way out of their predicaments. Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 08, 2024 01:49 PM (XV/Pl) ======= They can count all the ballots in one night. Advantage: Britain. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 01:49 PM (GBKbO) Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 08, 2024 01:50 PM (YRsIm) 172
I'm willing to bet the billionaires funding the rent a mobs world wide are laughing at how cheap the rent a mobs are.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 08, 2024 01:50 PM (tT6L1) 173
123 Our conquerors are barely hiding the plan to replace the citizens of the west with (they think) a more compliant populace.
I remember driving through a big blue shithole in 2004 and seeing a couple of women in hijabs pushing baby carriages. At that point I realized we were losing the WoT. Posted by: 18-1 Don't make the same mistake that blacks do. Urban areas with masses of people do not reflect a country's demographics very accurately. Most of the recent illegals end up in cities because that is where the bennies are and their country buddies are. UK has about 6 percent Islam but it is clustered in cities and due to low turnout local elections--like the US, a cohesive small political block can win power. Not the same nationally. The big cities in the US often trend toward majority black over time even to overwhelming percentages in places like Memphis and St. Louis. But blacks are actually a stagnant or even shrinking part of the overall US electorate at about 12-13 percent or so of the population. But probably about 50-60 percent of that is in urban cities and inner suburbs. Hispanics are more broadly distributed. Posted by: whig at July 08, 2024 01:50 PM (nJXKb) 174
Imagine California. Take all of it's issues. Now make them twice as bad. And the Republicans somehow (?) get elected to the governorship and the state Congress. Where do you even start?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 08, 2024 01:48 PM (JCZqz) eventually you get to a point where all elected government collapses and you just go back to warlords. Takes a while for anyone to even be strong enough to rate as a dictator after that happens. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 01:50 PM (wyMQY) 175
They can count all the ballots in one night.
Advantage: Britain. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 01:49 PM (GBKbO) Their plumbing is so good that no pipes burst where the votes get counted! Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 08, 2024 01:50 PM (iSfV4) 176
Look, the Western democracies were still staffed by people who wanted to enter government, and those people bitterly despise freedom for anyone but themselves. Only slightly more than they despise one another, but still.
They were always going to eventually corrode and break away the safeguards of republics and turn them into tyrannies. What happened in France is typical of our phony republics - their structures always guard against any kind of reform. You can never use the structure of a sham republic against itself. They have to be destroyed. Not simply commandeered. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2024 01:50 PM (0FoWg) 177
I think you misunderstood me. I was referring to the Farage conservatives. They got nothing for all their efforts, and the Tories were wiped out. It was the worst of all worlds.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 08, 2024 01:42 PM (iFTx/) Both the UK and France are going to have to be in flames with unburied bodies rotting in the streets before any true conservatives will be voted into power. I give it 2 or 3 years. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 01:47 PM (wyMQY) _______ In the UK, yes. I've been saying for a long time that the UK is doomed. They handed over their country to violent, vindictive, invading foreigners and refuse to do anything to take it back. But NR made real progress in France. That was the point of my original comment, to point out the difference in the UK and French elections. Posted by: Elric Blade at July 08, 2024 01:51 PM (iFTx/) 178
Well, I'm off. Wife has the first of her scheduled eye surgeries today.
I think I'm more nervous about it than she is. Later. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 08, 2024 01:51 PM (tT6L1) 179
I saw Une Groupe De Fornicateurs open for Genesis at the Salle Pleyel in '79.
Posted by: Napoleon Bonerparts at July 08, 2024 01:51 PM (Ybyk2) 180
The far left wants to undo the pension reform that basically saved the French economy. That gave them enough votes to put the far left over the finish line in the election. People voted in their own self interest, everything else be damned, including the economy funding everything.
Posted by: Charles Martel at July 08, 2024 01:51 PM (powGL) 181
Elections are SOOOoooo cute!
Posted by: Stateless at July 08, 2024 01:51 PM (jvJvP) 182
154 What am I missing about the 25th amendment that means it has no leverage over Joe?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 08, 2024 01:47 PM (iSfV4) That it 1st requires the people he handpicked, his cabinet and VP, to backstab him... Then, if he objects to the backstab, it requires 2/3 of BOTH the House and the Senate to toss him. See how many House impeachment votes have ever gotten a 2/3rd vote in the Senate...I'll wait...and now you need both groups to get 2/3rds IN 21 days...after the VERY public backstabbing... Posted by: Nova Local at July 08, 2024 01:51 PM (exHjb) 183
Make it through this week Joe, and you'll be in the clear!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 08, 2024 01:38 PM (uxCna) The guy could take some time off. He never has a chance to relax and get away from it all. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2024 01:52 PM (U7wke) 184
172 I'm willing to bet the billionaires funding the rent a mobs world wide are laughing at how cheap the rent a mobs are.
Posted by: blake Lol. How primitive. Modern nations have their government fund the fake extremist protestors. Posted by: Patriot Front at July 08, 2024 01:52 PM (JCZqz) 185
159 I don't understand this. Abortion is easily available in Germany, even though it might be technically illegal in certain situations. This woman didn't get an abortion but threw the baby out a window? I think this women is just insane. Searching for a rational motive in such people is a fool's errand.
Posted by: Elric Blade at Do you think the harpies in the US have any concept of what the restrictions on abortions are in Europe? That no European country allows abortion at will for the entire pregnancy? Posted by: Piper at July 08, 2024 01:52 PM (pZEOD) 186
Michel Houellebecq predicted this 8 years ago in his novel, "Submission," including that the French centrists would rather have an Islamic government than allow the "far right" to win. France will probably have Shiria law very soon, also a Houellebecq prediction. The protagonist of "Submission", a milquetoasty academic, finally decided to "submit" and become a Muslim after he was promised multiple wives. Thus, wokeness and promiscuity will complete the suicide of the West.
Posted by: Martin Tell at July 08, 2024 01:52 PM (GgMY4) 187
>>David Strom has a piece up at HA, and I agree with him - having tried to pressure Biden to drop out, and finding that Biden is refusing, and also that they have no leverage to make him drop out, all the big names on the Left are now going to reverse course and start calling for Biden to stay in the race again.
The NYT just printed a story about the Parkinson's specialist visiting the WH 8 times since December. The AJC and Chicago Tribune have also called for Joe to leave the race. I don't know how they think they can walk that back. I think it's going to be a disjointed mess. Tester in Montana is in a very tough race to save his seat and he's saying Joe still needs to prove to the American people and to him that he can handle the job. If Joe stays in donations will be down and down ballot races could really get hammered. Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2024 01:52 PM (LkLld) 188
152 A large plurality of French voters overall and a large majority of rural voters, are tired of leftism and Islamism but will now be governed by an insanely leftist parliament run by Islamists.
______ The left's plan is the jackboot on the face of humanity, forever. That includes, in part, food shortages to control the population. The left will try to squeeze the French farmers. I hope that works out very poorly for the left. Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 08, 2024 01:52 PM (j66rO) 189
They have to be destroyed. Not simply commandeered.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2024 01:50 PM (0FoWg) Lord Humongus - A Man, a Plan, a Future!!! Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 01:53 PM (wyMQY) 190
172 I'm willing to bet the billionaires funding the rent a mobs world wide are laughing at how cheap the rent a mobs are.
Posted by: blake ========= They won't like it because how cheap drones are becoming. Drones are accounting for a large percentage now of the casualties in the Ukraine Russia conflict. Bad times like the last 30-40 years of the Russian Empire under the Romanovs led to widespread assassinations as a tactic by nihilists and they were directed at the ruling class. We just might see something like that happen in the West and low priced drones can make that quite possible even better than the cheap handguns and bombs used by the nihilists. Posted by: whig at July 08, 2024 01:53 PM (nJXKb) 191
216 seats (out of a total of 577) were contested under the Left-Ensemble agreement.
The NFP (the Leftists) vote total, 2nd Round: 7,040,232 The NR (Le Pen party) vote total, 2nd Round: 10,110,013 Ensemble (Macron) vote total, 2nd Round: 6,820, 446 NFP won 180 seats. NR won 142 seats Ensemble won 159 seats. Posted by: mrp at July 08, 2024 01:53 PM (rj6Yv) 192
182 154 What am I missing about the 25th amendment that means it has no leverage over Joe?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 08, 2024 01:47 PM (iSfV4) That it 1st requires the people he handpicked, his cabinet and VP, to backstab him... Then, if he objects to the backstab, it requires 2/3 of BOTH the House and the Senate to toss him. See how many House impeachment votes have ever gotten a 2/3rd vote in the Senate...I'll wait...and now you need both groups to get 2/3rds IN 21 days...after the VERY public backstabbing... Posted by: Nova Local at July 08, 2024 01:51 PM (exHjb) It doesn’t seem to be a problem that money couldn’t overcome? Dangle the presidency in front of Kamala, bribe the rest of the cabinet. The low level reps would fall in line… I just don’t see how Joe can say, “nuh uh, I don’t wanna” and everyone says “alas, we’ve been foiled!” Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 08, 2024 01:54 PM (iSfV4) 193
What's the item of yellow clothing to mark the next French riot from outside Paris? Pants? They've already done shirts and vests.
Posted by: Octochicken at July 08, 2024 01:54 PM (oCS0o) 194
192 It doesn’t seem to be a problem that money couldn’t overcome? Dangle the presidency in front of Kamala, bribe the rest of the cabinet. The low level reps would fall in line…
I just don’t see how Joe can say, “nuh uh, I don’t wanna” and everyone says “alas, we’ve been foiled!” Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 08, 2024 01:54 PM (iSfV4) ======= The 25th also has nothing to do with the nomination. That's a separate issue which the 25th doesn't address. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 01:54 PM (GBKbO) 195
Congress voted to fund the Ukraine war. They waved Ukrainian flags in the Capitol building in celebration. They didn't wave American flags.
Posted by: torabora at July 08, 2024 01:55 PM (Gfelq) 196
The former Eastern Bloc is now the Western Bloc.
And the former Eastern Bloc is on the whole pro America and the Western Bloc is very much anti- American. Go. Figure. Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at July 08, 2024 01:55 PM (/5Who) 197
Voting doesn't matter, but if Trump becomes president we'll all die."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 01:48 PM (GBKbO) ________________ Just like we did in 2016-2020! Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2024 01:55 PM (YqDXo) 198
It doesn’t seem to be a problem that money couldn’t overcome? Dangle the presidency in front of Kamala, bribe the rest of the cabinet. The low level reps would fall in line…
Kamala... That's the problem... No one wants her Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 01:55 PM (IyPmt) 199
What's the item of yellow clothing to mark the next French riot from outside Paris? Pants? They've already done shirts and vests.
Posted by: Octochicken Crocs Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 08, 2024 01:55 PM (v6JzV) 200
See how many House impeachment votes have ever gotten a 2/3rd vote in the Senate...I'll wait...and now you need both groups to get 2/3rds IN 21 days...after the VERY public backstabbing...
Posted by: Nova Local ======== But at the very least, 25th Amendment proceedings for Crooked and demented Biden to be replaced by the loathsome Kamala would be very entertaining in a macabre sort of way. Posted by: whig at July 08, 2024 01:55 PM (nJXKb) 201
Allahu Akbar, France.
Posted by: XTC at July 08, 2024 01:56 PM (UnA8+) 202
I think you misunderstood me. I was referring to the Farage conservatives. They got nothing for all their efforts, and the Tories were wiped out. It was the worst of all worlds.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 08, 2024 01:42 PM (iFTx/) Sorry, sometimes sarcasm is lost in the grey boxes. I read a number of news stories about how everything was Reform's fault so I was chiming in. The Tories refused to drop candidates despite polls showing they were reviled and yet Reform is to blame... pretty much typical MSM dreck. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2024 01:56 PM (U7wke) 203
Successfully 25th Biden. He's no longer president, but he's still the nominee.
I mean, I could never ask for a plot twist that amazing, but I don't think it's going to happen. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 01:56 PM (GBKbO) 204
195 Congress voted to fund the Ukraine war. They waved Ukrainian flags in the Capitol building in celebration. They didn't wave American flags.
-------------- Waving a Ukrainian flag is the same as waving the CIA flag. Someone has a pimp hand in this crowd. Posted by: Pudinhead at July 08, 2024 01:56 PM (n17eQ) 205
It doesn’t seem to be a problem that money couldn’t overcome? Dangle the presidency in front of Kamala, bribe the rest of the cabinet. The low level reps would fall in line…
I just don’t see how Joe can say, “nuh uh, I don’t wanna” and everyone says “alas, we’ve been foiled!” Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 08, 2024 01:54 PM (iSfV4) If they really wanted to get rid of him, it would be much faster and easier to just impeach Joe. Takes less votes and is a faster process. But they don't dare do that either. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 01:56 PM (wyMQY) 206
TMI, Whoopsie.
Nicholas Fondacaro @NickFondacaro Whoopi: "I don't care if [Biden] pooped his pants. I don't care if he can't put a sentence together. Show me he can't do the job, and then I'll say, okay, maybe it's time to go...I have poopy day all the time. All the time." Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 08, 2024 01:56 PM (L/fGl) 207
198 It doesn’t seem to be a problem that money couldn’t overcome? Dangle the presidency in front of Kamala, bribe the rest of the cabinet. The low level reps would fall in line…
Kamala... That's the problem... No one wants her Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 01:55 PM (IyPmt) We’ve just had 3.5 years of one “president by committee”. No way Kamala objects to being the 2nd…? Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 08, 2024 01:56 PM (iSfV4) 208
So looks like France is sous vided?
Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2024 01:57 PM (o2ZRX) 209
*Joe refuses. Limp dicks realize they are powerless limp dicks.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer We need common sense limp dick control!!! Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2024 01:57 PM (WXNFJ) 210
It doesn’t seem to be a problem that money couldn’t overcome? Dangle the presidency in front of Kamala, bribe the rest of the cabinet. The low level reps would fall in line…
I just don’t see how Joe can say, “nuh uh, I don’t wanna” and everyone says “alas, we’ve been foiled!” Posted by: DoublySymmetric And let’s say it doesn’t. Kamala has to start the process. It fails. Where is she now? All the crazies on DU hate her, but her boss hates her even more. She is branded a traitor opportunist, every negative, and there is plenty, will be amplified. If I was a Republican I would toe no just for this chaos. Posted by: Piper at July 08, 2024 01:57 PM (pZEOD) 211
205 If they really wanted to get rid of him, it would be much faster and easier to just impeach Joe. Takes less votes and is a faster process. But they don't dare do that either.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 01:56 PM (wyMQY) ======== He'd still be the nominee, though. Honestly, the only way to get rid of him as the nominee is to kill him. I hope he lives a long time. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 01:57 PM (GBKbO) 212
"New Popular Front"
I marvel at how enchanted leftists are by the word "new." They prepend it to every policy and political group, apparently in a tacit admission that the previous incarnation was a dismal failure, but this NEW one will work this time. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2024 01:58 PM (YqDXo) 213
I mentioned this in another thread -- any chance of a military coup in France? If the Armee recruited from largely rural areas one would think they would likely find more willingness to overthrow the government. Or are we not at critical mass yet (NPI given the Force de Frappe).
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 08, 2024 01:58 PM (YIxO9) 214
The former Eastern Bloc is now the Western Bloc.
And the former Eastern Bloc is on the whole pro America and the Western Bloc is very much anti- American. I saw an infographic that eastern europeans mostly live in detached houses, western europeans live in apartments or "semi-detached" houses. I suspect that line shows a lot of the problems we see...urbanization literally drives people crazy. Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2024 01:58 PM (oZhjI) 215
There was a tremendous rally after the recent French elections. Thousands gathered in the square waving flags.
None of the flags were French. Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 08, 2024 01:58 PM (MeG8a) 216
The left's plan is the jackboot on the face of humanity, forever. That includes, in part, food shortages to control the population. The left will try to squeeze the French farmers. I hope that works out very poorly for the left.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 08, 2024 01:52 PM (j66rO) The Left isn't afraid to.riot and burn. Few consequences. That is not the case with the Right. Posted by: Diogenes at July 08, 2024 01:58 PM (W/lyH) 217
Biden is their last best hope. There is no way a candidate can mount a successful campaign in three months. The people with the best name recognition poll lower than VD. They are stuck.
Posted by: Charles Martel at July 08, 2024 01:58 PM (powGL) 218
Any word on Putin's nuclear submarine in the Caribbean?
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 08, 2024 01:58 PM (n17eQ) 219
25th Amendment; just BRIBE THEM. Joe's been taking bribes and leveraging secret documents for years. Nobody is going to do anything about it. Bribery is legal now.
Posted by: torabora at July 08, 2024 01:58 PM (Gfelq) 220
I marvel at how enchanted leftists are by the word "new." They prepend it to every policy and political group, apparently in a tacit admission that the previous incarnation was a dismal failure, but this NEW one will work this time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara It's not the policies, it's the messaging, duh. Posted by: BruceWayne at July 08, 2024 01:58 PM (CIS44) 221
"BREAKING" ... This link provides a 2-minute video about the new sport premiering at the 2024 Olympics:
https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/videos/breaking Posted by: Kathy at July 08, 2024 01:59 PM (p69D5) 222
The big cities in the US often trend toward majority black over time even to overwhelming percentages in places like Memphis and St. Louis.
Nah, the Hispanics are taking over. Chicago used to be 39% black. Now, 29%, and there are more Hispanics than blacks in Chicago. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 08, 2024 01:59 PM (uxCna) 223
For the Art. 25, there were 2 shots across the bow to remind Kamala not to go there this weekend. The story she slept her way to the top, and she was a DEI hire and DEI is a failure being dropped by corporate executives because it leads to bad talent in positions.
Posted by: Piper at July 08, 2024 01:59 PM (pZEOD) 224
217 Biden is their last best hope. There is no way a candidate can mount a successful campaign in three months. The people with the best name recognition poll lower than VD. They are stuck.
Posted by: Charles Martel at July 08, 2024 01:58 PM (powGL) ======== If there was unity already about who would replace Biden, I'd say that they could pull it off. There isn't unity, though. Primaries have a very good function of getting different factions to settle for the compromise choice. Eschewing the primary was a mistake, but it's common for incumbents. Biden, though...probably needed a healthy primary. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 02:00 PM (GBKbO) 225
174 Imagine California. Take all of it's issues. Now make them twice as bad. And the Republicans somehow (?) get elected to the governorship and the state Congress. Where do you even start?
Posted by: Moron Analyst Any opposition party to the Dems in California or the West Coast would do far better to eschew being GOP at all in both state and national elections in those states. Start a new party from the groundwork and keep the uniparty assholes from being able to kill it. Call it something like the People's Party and use social media/networking/email rather than gobs of money and advertising. In ballot harvesting land, committed volunteers can beat paid party assholes three ways to Sunday in product and work ethic. The type of ballot harvester that works for the Dems are the same surly sort that you see not doing their job at fast food restaurants. Posted by: whig at July 08, 2024 02:00 PM (nJXKb) 226
Biden is their last best hope. There is no way a candidate can mount a successful campaign in three months.
If Biden had a competent VP, they could do the old switcheroo. Fortunately, the VP is Kamala. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 08, 2024 02:00 PM (uxCna) 227
Récoltez-moi
Posted by: Le Tourbillon at July 08, 2024 02:00 PM (cWNll) Posted by: Can't Spell Ragpicker Without gp at July 08, 2024 02:00 PM (jDaxj) 229
If Joe is impeached he can't be reelected. Amirite?
Posted by: torabora at July 08, 2024 02:01 PM (Gfelq) 230
Biden walks in front of the media, squeezes one out in his drawers, and they all swoon, “thats our guy!”
Posted by: Charles Martel at July 08, 2024 02:01 PM (powGL) 231
Eschewing the primary was a mistake, but it's common for incumbents. Biden, though...probably needed a healthy primary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 02:00 PM (GBKbO) “We had NO IDEA Joe’s brain had turned into mashed potatoes!” ~ Journalists Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 08, 2024 02:01 PM (iSfV4) Posted by: Piper at July 08, 2024 02:01 PM (pZEOD) 233
>>Eschewing the primary was a mistake, but it's common for incumbents. Biden, though...probably needed a healthy primary.
Seems pretty obvious why they didn't have one. Putting Joe out in public is a very bad thing. Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2024 02:01 PM (LkLld) 234
What's the item of yellow clothing to mark the next French riot from outside Paris? Pants? They've already done shirts and vests.
Posted by: Octochicken ________________ Berets, obviously. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2024 02:01 PM (YqDXo) 235
Biden is their last best hope. There is no way a candidate can mount a successful campaign in three months. The people with the best name recognition poll lower than VD. They are stuck.
I disagree. The Democrats just want the Democrats to win and retain power. They will happily vote for whatever is put in front of them. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 08, 2024 02:01 PM (JtA2+) 236
USS Dallas is reporting that it heard singing coming from the Russian submarine.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 08, 2024 02:01 PM (YIxO9) 237
Eschewing the primary was a mistake, but it's common for incumbents. Biden, though...probably needed a healthy primary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 02:00 PM (GBKbO) And the Democrat Party needed to allow RFK Jr. to be included in their primary. He wanted to; they drove him out. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 02:01 PM (wyMQY) 238
/sock
Posted by: muldoon at July 08, 2024 02:02 PM (uCfKO) 239
229 If Joe is impeached he can't be reelected. Amirite?
Posted by: torabora at July 08, 2024 02:01 PM (Gfelq) ======= Depends on the conviction terms in the Senate, I guess. Which would present questionable constitutional limits. Since the constitution outlines the requirements for president, and since the constitution doesn't say "All that, plus not having been convicted after impeachment," I'd guess that SCOTUS would end up siding with the president running again. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 02:02 PM (GBKbO) 240
Trump's VP announcement will come by next Monday: Adviser
"It could happen any time this week," senior adviser Jason Miller said https://tinyurl.com/y4rjc79d Trump chops VP short list down to three https://tinyurl.com/ms5vm3yf Former President Donald Trump is expected to announce his running mate in the next week or so ahead of the Republican National Convention. The campaign has largely dismissed early reporting and speculation on who Trump will tap as his vice president. The primary candidates for the VP slot are Sens. J.D. Vance (R-OH) and Marco Rubio (R-FL), and Gov. Doug Burgum (R-ND), according to the Washington Post. Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 08, 2024 02:02 PM (9aVck) 241
236 USS Dallas is reporting that it heard singing coming from the Russian submarine.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 08, 2024 02:01 PM (YIxO9) “Not Pavarotti, it was Paganini!” ~ Jonesy Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 08, 2024 02:03 PM (iSfV4) 242
Any opposition party to the Dems in California or the West Coast would do far better to eschew being GOP at all in both state and national elections in those states. Start a new party from the groundwork and keep the uniparty assholes from being able to kill it. Call it something like the People's Party and use social media/networking/email rather than gobs of money and advertising.
_________________ Constitution Party. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2024 02:03 PM (YqDXo) 243
151 There are ways to geld the lily.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 08, 2024 01:46 PM (n17eQ) Hey now! 😱 Posted by: Just Lily at July 08, 2024 02:03 PM (RLLZj) 244
Congress voted to fund the Ukraine war. They waved Ukrainian flags in the Capitol building in celebration. They didn't wave American flags.
Speaking of... So a Russian "hypersonic missile" hit a "children's hospital." 100 quatloos the missile wasn't hypersonic but that sounds really scary so the media runs with it. Another 100 that the hospital wasn't a children's hospital until after it was hit. Posted by: Diogenes at July 08, 2024 02:03 PM (W/lyH) 245
The primary candidates for the VP slot are Sens. J.D. Vance (R-OH) and Marco Rubio (R-FL), and Gov. Doug Burgum (R-ND), according to the Washington Post.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 08, 2024 02:02 PM (9aVck) Rubio ? Seriously ? Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 02:03 PM (IyPmt) 246
237 Eschewing the primary was a mistake, but it's common for incumbents. Biden, though...probably needed a healthy primary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 02:00 PM (GBKbO) And the Democrat Party needed to allow RFK Jr. to be included in their primary. He wanted to; they drove him out. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 02:01 PM (wyMQY) ======= Hell, still kick him out but have a performative primary where Gretchen Whitmer says, "I think Biden is a great president, but it's time for the next generation to continue his work." Even if Biden glides to victory, getting to this point and having a healthier fallback like a Whitmer coming second in a perfunctory primary would be a better position than where they find themselves now. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 02:04 PM (GBKbO) 247
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Posted by: BruceWayne at July 08, 2024 01:45 PM (CIS44) You watch Blippy with your grandkids too?? Posted by: Reforger at July 08, 2024 02:04 PM (xcIvR) 248
The primary candidates for the VP slot are Sens. J.D. Vance (R-OH) and Marco Rubio (R-FL), and Gov. Doug Burgum (R-ND), according to the Washington Post.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 08, 2024 02:02 PM (9aVck) _________________ Given the WaPo's track record for accuracy, we can probably assume those three are out of the running. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2024 02:04 PM (YqDXo) 249
245 The primary candidates for the VP slot are Sens. J.D. Vance (R-OH) and Marco Rubio (R-FL), and Gov. Doug Burgum (R-ND), according to the Washington Post.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 08, 2024 02:02 PM (9aVck) Rubio ? Seriously ? Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 02:03 PM (IyPmt) ======== And he's going to nominate Mitt Romney for Secretary of State! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 02:04 PM (GBKbO) Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 08, 2024 02:04 PM (wGerL) 251
Which would present questionable constitutional limits. Since the constitution outlines the requirements for president, and since the constitution doesn't say "All that, plus not having been convicted after impeachment," I'd guess that SCOTUS would end up siding with the president running again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 02:02 PM (GBKbO) I imagine the argument that “the people can/will take his impeachment into account when voting - thus no need to bar from the ballot” is a strong argument. Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 08, 2024 02:04 PM (iSfV4) 252
248
Given the WaPo's track record for accuracy, we can probably assume those three are out of the running. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2024 02:04 PM (YqDXo) ======= Still rooting for Peter Thiel! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 02:04 PM (GBKbO) 253
@240
>>The primary candidates for the VP slot are Youngkin or Scott, those are the only ones that make sense , anyone else is silly. Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 08, 2024 02:05 PM (XV/Pl) 254
I disagree. The Democrats just want the Democrats to win and retain power. They will happily vote for whatever is put in front of them.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 08, 2024 02:01 PM (JtA2+) Disagree. The Left Coast likes Newsome, but the rest of the country, even dems, despise him. Whitmer barely appeals to even Michigan anymore, much less anyone outside its borders. The Clinton Machine hates Biden, but hasn't decided on their candidate yet. The East coast dems have a few local favorites, like Wes Moore, but no one with national recognition. Maybe they could run Taylor Swift. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 02:05 PM (wyMQY) 255
251 I imagine the argument that “the people can/will take his impeachment into account when voting - thus no need to bar from the ballot” is a strong argument.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 08, 2024 02:04 PM (iSfV4) ======== "The Constitution is clear. He can run." -That's it, that's the decision, 9-0 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 02:05 PM (GBKbO) 256
Folks, let me be clear: I'm running.
I'm the Democratic Party’s nominee. No one is pushing me out. I'm not leaving, I'm in this race to the end, and WE are going to win this election. You know who else wanted us to let him be clear all the time? Posted by: Ian S. at July 08, 2024 02:05 PM (2ocoG) 257
“the first Black woman to serve with a Black president,” - Joe Biden relating during an interview one of his proudest moments.
Next FJB will be claiming his defining characteristic is, "What I Do Know Is How To Tell The Truth." Yeah, not so much. Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 08, 2024 02:06 PM (RUmyk) 258
Vote for your interests. Or don't. Watch the pattern. It makes no difference at all. These phony republics have been retrofitted to obviate voters. It has no impact, except to legitimize the fraud. It's quite literally a less than useless activity. Counterproductive.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2024 02:06 PM (0FoWg) 259
We are not a cult.
* We are loyal to ideals, not candidates. * Denial is common and harmful. * The presumption that former prosecutor Kamala Harris cannot win against a criminal is insulting. It reeks of racism and misogyny. * Our primary goal is to defeat the orange Nazi. Internecine squabbling hinders achieving that goal. Stop attacking other Democrats. We're not an "echo chamber" either. The pundits called for Obama to drop out after a debate. They called for Hillary to drop out, claiming she was dying. They’re calling for Biden to drop out. The beltway pundits are the echo chamber. There is nothing wrong with President Biden other than being old in a youth-obsessed society. He is still of sound mind and good health. There is nothing here that alarms me aside from the madness that’s erupted after a poor debate performance. presidential elections are a binary choice. Joe Biden is still the best candidate by far to win in this election. He's been organized since last year, and he has the war chest to take him into the general election. This is nothing but anti-Biden propaganda. Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 08, 2024 02:06 PM (JCZqz) 260
Welcome to ranked choice voting - isn't it great?
Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 08, 2024 02:07 PM (nLFEI) 261
"Any word on Putin's nuclear submarine in the Caribbean?"
Sonar report: "Ping Ping Ping." Posted by: Can't Spell Ragpicker Without gp at July 08, 2024 02:00 PM (jDaxj) ---------- I said only ONE ping Vasily. Posted by: Capt Ramius at July 08, 2024 02:07 PM (G0vdT) 262
There is nothing wrong with President Biden other than being old in a youth-obsessed society. He is still of sound mind and good health. There is nothing here that alarms me aside from the madness that’s erupted after a poor debate performance. You need to seek help... STAT Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 02:07 PM (IyPmt) 263
“ Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 02:00 PM (GBKbO)”
It doesn’t matter at this point. You have to pick either Newsom or Kamala you can’t have both. That is, notwithstanding he’s an oily character who destroyed California. Whitmer is a terrible candidate and polls with toe fungus. There were a few other governors mentioned but none have great name recognition or good records to run on. They don’t even have a deep bench for the next election. Democrats went all out on forcing their agenda down the throats of Americans, and it’s destroying things in a spectacular, insidious way. Now their go to move is to say democracy is at stake, meaning taking them out of power will swing us back towards liberty and the forces of balance that have kept this nation running since the founding of our democratic republic. There isn’t a single good thing to say about anything they’ve done- and that’s their real problem. What they have done is destructive on every single front. That is their real problem. Posted by: Charles Martel at July 08, 2024 02:08 PM (powGL) 264
The T-500 series first saw action in Paris. Clearing the 10th through 13th arrondissements. They leveled the Gare du Nord with thermobarics, and went house to house with chain guns. Killed everything. Even dogs.
Posted by: KYLE REESE at July 08, 2024 02:08 PM (MJ7CY) 265
I mentioned this in another thread -- any chance of a military coup in France? If the Armee recruited from largely rural areas one would think they would likely find more willingness to overthrow the government. Or are we not at critical mass yet (NPI given the Force de Frappe).
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie ________ I'd say zero chance. When was the last military coup in France? Napoleon III? And even that doesn't really count. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 08, 2024 02:08 PM (Dm8we) 266
245 The primary candidates for the VP slot are Sens. J.D. Vance (R-OH) and Marco Rubio (R-FL), and Gov. Doug Burgum (R-ND), according to the Washington Post.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 08, 2024 02:02 PM (9aVck) Rubio ? Seriously ? Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 02:03 PM (IyPmt) Post copied Examiner's story...so someone wants this exact set out there... Posted by: Nova Local at July 08, 2024 02:08 PM (exHjb) 267
In ballot harvesting land, committed volunteers can beat paid party assholes three ways to Sunday in product and work ethic. The type of ballot harvester that works for the Dems are the same surly sort that you see not doing their job at fast food restaurants.
--------------- Just raise the price of ballots. Its really very simple. Posted by: Pudinhead at July 08, 2024 02:08 PM (n17eQ) 268
presidential elections are a binary choice. Joe Biden is still the best candidate by far to win in this election. He's been organized since last year, and he has the war chest to take him into the general election. This is nothing but anti-Biden propaganda.
-------- Someone explain that to the NeverTrumpers and StayAtHomers. Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 02:08 PM (Jh5b+) 269
259 We are not a cult.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 08, 2024 02:06 PM (JCZqz)" This always sounds best when everyone stands in formation and chants it over and over in unison. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 02:08 PM (wyMQY) 270
Sounds a lot like how they do things here in Utah, and is the reason we just re-elected a left-wing globalist governor in a state that will vote for Trump by a margin of 20 percent or more.
Posted by: Half Dozen at July 08, 2024 02:08 PM (upVPm) 271
The primary candidates for the VP slot are Sens. J.D. Vance (R-OH) and Marco Rubio (R-FL), and Gov. Doug Burgum (R-ND), according to the Washington Post.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 08, 2024 02:02 PM (9aVck) Rubio ? Seriously ? Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 02:03 PM (IyPmt) ======== And he's going to nominate Mitt Romney for Secretary of State! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 02:04 PM (GBKbO) ______ You can totally take whatever WaPoo says right to the bank. Right to the bank! Posted by: Elric Blade at July 08, 2024 02:08 PM (iFTx/) 272
There are ways to geld the lily.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 08, 2024 01:46 PM (n17eQ) Hey now! 😱 Posted by: Just Lily at July 08, 2024 02:03 PM I laughed way too hard at that. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 08, 2024 02:08 PM (ZANHd) 273
And he's going to nominate Mitt Romney for Secretary of State!
Still better than Blinken. And strategically not terrible in a "keep your enemies closer" way, since there isn't that much he can fuck up there. Posted by: Ian S. at July 08, 2024 02:09 PM (2ocoG) 274
Tanned, rested, and still beautiful!
Posted by: Dan Quayle 2024 at July 08, 2024 02:09 PM (YIxO9) 275
"Any word on Putin's nuclear submarine in the Caribbean?"
During shore leave in Havana they met Consuela, who showed them a new set of Thor's Twins. Posted by: Diogenes at July 08, 2024 02:09 PM (W/lyH) 276
269 259 We are not a cult.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 08, 2024 02:06 PM (JCZqz)" This always sounds best when everyone stands in formation and chants it over and over in unison. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 02:08 PM (wyMQY) ======== "Joe Biden is a mental giant, honest, and trustworthy." -People who have found ways to explain his stupidity, plagiarism, infidelities, and constant lying about how his first wife died Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 02:09 PM (GBKbO) 277
So looks like France is sous vided?
Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2024 01:57 PM (o2ZRX) Short answer: Yes. National Rally Leader Jordan Bardella, before the election, stated that NR will not participate in a coalition government without NR being in the majority. Macron's Attala said that Ensemble will not form a coalition government with the NFP if it includes the Communists. So under the current conditions, no one will form a coalition with the NFP. The new Parliament meets on July 18, and Macron is term-lmited and leaves the presidency by May, 2027. The earliest a new parliamentary election can take place is June, 2025. So, one year of fun and games and carbecues. Posted by: mrp at July 08, 2024 02:09 PM (rj6Yv) 278
Whitmer is a terrible candidate and polls with toe fungus.
------ I've seen her ads on Ace's homepage! Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 02:09 PM (Jh5b+) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2024 02:10 PM (YqDXo) 280
"Macron is forming a coalition with the leftwing extremists he pretended to oppose."
'Pretented to oppose'? Would love to throw this in the face of the few Libs I know, but need some sauce for this. Linkies? Posted by: geewhiz at July 08, 2024 02:10 PM (65K9+) 281
273 And he's going to nominate Mitt Romney for Secretary of State!
Still better than Blinken. And strategically not terrible in a "keep your enemies closer" way, since there isn't that much he can fuck up there. Posted by: Ian S. at July 08, 2024 02:09 PM (2ocoG) ======= Get him into the cabinet. Work with the Utah governor to replace him with someone like Vance in the Senate. Fire Romney. Laugh. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 02:10 PM (GBKbO) 282
We are not a cult.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 08, 2024 02:06 PM (JCZqz)" This always sounds best when everyone stands in formation and chants it over and over in unison. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 02:08 PM (wyMQY) ________ Some good old choreographed "Heil Hitler" hand salutes are always effective, too. And they add a nice touch. Posted by: Elric Blade at July 08, 2024 02:11 PM (iFTx/) 283
259 We are not a cult.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 08, 2024 02:0 Up twinkles!! Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 08, 2024 02:11 PM (DTX3h) 284
There isn’t a single good thing to say about anything they’ve done- and that’s their real problem. What they have done is destructive on every single front. That is their real problem.
Posted by: Charles Martel at July 08, 2024 02:08 PM (powGL) - Because the right people weren't in charge, duh. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember what Magic Johnson taught you, and stay positive! at July 08, 2024 02:11 PM (t/4Zp) 285
"We are not a cult."
-People who probably ban those who say mean things about Biden Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 02:11 PM (GBKbO) 286
222 The big cities in the US often trend toward majority black over time even to overwhelming percentages in places like Memphis and St. Louis.
Nah, the Hispanics are taking over. Chicago used to be 39% black. Now, 29%, and there are more Hispanics than blacks in Chicago. Posted by: The ARC of History! =========== Chicago is an interesting phenomenon but hardly universal (btw, you have to disentangle Chicago city proper from the metro Cook county--the city itself is still about 30 percent black fwiw) which is slightly lower than the 32.3 percent of whites still in the city. About 28.7 percent is Hispanic. It had a long history for whatever reason as being hispanic friendly and Chicanos used to be the more popular political term for them there. The blacks and hispanics in some cases have moved to the inner city suburbs which makes the overall distribution lumpy--blacks in inner city suburbs are concentrated on the south side and east, hispanics and whites toward the west and north. Statistical atlas dot com is your friend on such matters. Posted by: whig at July 08, 2024 02:11 PM (nJXKb) 287
The only reason they haven't burned down the Eiffel Tower yet, is because fire doesn't melt steel.
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnel at July 08, 2024 02:11 PM (3XtsK) 288
They got nothing for all their efforts, and the Tories were wiped out. It was the worst of all worlds.
Posted by: Elric Blade The goal of Reform is to wipe out the Tories. How does everyone not know this? Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 08, 2024 02:12 PM (IG4Id) 289
TJM
continuing about Tester: RCP does not include the poll you referenced. It frequently omits polls sponsored by a political party. There are only 3 RCP MT Senate polls, and all of them are too stale (Feb.) to mention. I've observed Tester for years & marveled at his survival! How on earth does a state as red as MT end up with... Tester? Well, how on earth did MO end up with McCaskill? Which proves mistakes can be corrected! Posted by: mnw at July 08, 2024 02:12 PM (NLIak) 290
Whitmer is a terrible candidate and polls with toe fungus.
___________ "Fuck you!" -- National Committee for Advancement of Toe Fungus Posted by: Elric Blade at July 08, 2024 02:12 PM (iFTx/) 291
If Europe does become a caliphate a lot of the wimps who allowed it to happen will try to get into the US and their leftist brethren here will welcome them for the impending US collapse
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2024 02:12 PM (aYD2Z) 292
We are not a cult.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 08, 2024 02:0 All the womenz wear the same color outfits at major speeches. Posted by: Diogenes at July 08, 2024 02:12 PM (W/lyH) Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 08, 2024 02:12 PM (YIxO9) 294
289 TJM
continuing about Tester: RCP does not include the poll you referenced. It frequently omits polls sponsored by a political party. There are only 3 RCP MT Senate polls, and all of them are too stale (Feb.) to mention. I've observed Tester for years & marveled at his survival! How on earth does a state as red as MT end up with... Tester? Well, how on earth did MO end up with McCaskill? Which proves mistakes can be corrected! Posted by: mnw at July 08, 2024 02:12 PM (NLIak) ======== I found it at 538. All Tester has to do is put on a flannel shirt for one campaign ad, and then rural Republicans are all, "He's my kind of Democrat." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 02:12 PM (GBKbO) 295
Heads up, ace
Watch for this story to explode. 43 year old Dvontaye Mitchell dies after being pinned to the ground by hotel security outside the Hyatt in Milwaukee (site of upcoming Repub convention . George Floyd redux. Summer of 2020 redux. Celebrity grievance lawyer Ben Crump (George Floyd, Trayvon Martin, Breona Taylor et al.) is already representing the family. https://is.gd/4x36ng Posted by: muldoon at July 08, 2024 02:13 PM (uCfKO) 296
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 08, 2024 02:06 PM
*pushes Flavor Aid down the bar to DU* *backs away slowly* Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 08, 2024 02:13 PM (ZANHd) 297
Emerson swing state polling just released
Nevada Trump 47% Biden 41% Pennsylvania Trump 48% Biden 43% Georgia Trump 47% Biden 42% Arizona Trump 46% Biden 42% Wisconsin Trump 47% Biden 44% Michigan Trump 45% Biden 44% Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at July 08, 2024 02:13 PM (V6W16) 298
278 Whitmer is a terrible candidate and polls with toe fungus.
------ I've seen her ads on Ace's homepage! Posted by: andycanuck She was comfortably reelected in a purple state! She has first hand experience being the victim of a right-wing extremist terrorist plot! She'd be the first female President, and her policies are widely supported by the American people! She'd make a formidable candidate, and CRUSH orange man in any debate!!! Posted by: Whitmer Hypeman at July 08, 2024 02:14 PM (JCZqz) 299
Next FJB will be claiming his defining characteristic is, "What I Do Know Is How To Tell The Truth."
______________ "I don't do it, of course, but I know how." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2024 02:14 PM (YqDXo) 300
“ We are not a cult.”
Free Kool Aid!! Everyone step up!! You really have to appreciate the lack of self awareness. Posted by: Charles Martel at July 08, 2024 02:14 PM (powGL) 301
297 Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at July 08, 2024 02:13 PM (V6W16)
====== That's a lot of last minute ballot box dumps from Xerox machines. Eh. It's not like the GOP will fight it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 02:14 PM (GBKbO) Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 08, 2024 02:14 PM (XV/Pl) 303
I bet urban hispanics vote at slightly greater percentages than urban blacks. Maybe 12%. Possibly 15%.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember what Magic Johnson taught you, and stay positive! at July 08, 2024 02:14 PM (t/4Zp) 304
Here comes Beryl.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 02:14 PM (PrOMo) 305
267 In ballot harvesting land, committed volunteers can beat paid party assholes three ways to Sunday in product and work ethic. The type of ballot harvester that works for the Dems are the same surly sort that you see not doing their job at fast food restaurants.
--------------- Just raise the price of ballots. Its really very simple. Posted by: Pudinhead ====== Harder to do than you would think. I grew up and spent time in the political system in a state with a long history of walking around money to buy votes. Aka Clinton's Arkansas. Now unfortunately living in an area close to another place rife with election fraud. The skeezy types doing this are the druggies, alkies, a few true believers, and gubmint employees at low levels and have the same work motivation as DMV workers do. Posted by: whig at July 08, 2024 02:15 PM (nJXKb) 306
235 Biden is their last best hope. There is no way a candidate can mount a successful campaign in three months. The people with the best name recognition poll lower than VD. They are stuck.
I disagree. The Democrats just want the Democrats to win and retain power. They will happily vote for whatever is put in front of them. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 08, 2024 02:01 PM (JtA2+) _____ Yeah. Remember when Slow Joe was Barack's insurance? Good times. Good times. Posted by: Just Lily at July 08, 2024 02:15 PM (RLLZj) 307
Congressman Brad Sherman
@BradSherman Counter to popular belief, the rules of the Democratic Party do NOT require that pledged delegates vote for Biden at the convention. Party rules require delegates’ votes, “reflect the sentiments of those who elected them,” at the time the delegates cast their ballots. (2/3) Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2024 02:15 PM (LkLld) 308
The other funny thing about republics is that they are the seed of their own destruction. They're the best, most effective form of government, because they are forced to permit people to pursue their own interests.
But, for decent human beings who aren't retarded or psychopathic, government jobs aren't appealing. So these good governments eventually become wracked by retarded psychos who run out the least retarded and psychopathic, year after year, until they become so corrupted that they're unusable. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2024 02:15 PM (0FoWg) Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember what Magic Johnson taught you, and stay positive! at July 08, 2024 02:15 PM (t/4Zp) 310
265. When was the last military coup in France?
There was a failed military coup in the early 1960s over the Algerian situation. I think it was after DeGalle was elected on a promise to withdraw. Posted by: Martin Tell at July 08, 2024 02:16 PM (GgMY4) 311
Heads up, ace
Watch for this story to explode. 43 year old Dvontaye Mitchell dies after being pinned to the ground by hotel security outside the Hyatt in Milwaukee (site of upcoming Repub convention . George Floyd redux. Summer of 2020 redux. Celebrity grievance lawyer Ben Crump (George Floyd, Trayvon Martin, Breona Taylor et al.) is already representing the family. https://is.gd/4x36ng Posted by: muldoon at July 08, 2024 02:13 PM (uCfKO) ___________ Maybe. But the security guards were black -- I assume because no mention is made of their race -- and the dead guy was a hulking pervert who was caught in the ladies bathroom. Posted by: Elric Blade at July 08, 2024 02:16 PM (iFTx/) 312
The NY Post has 3 articles about the poor black areas getting swamped with illegals. My guess is if Biden does run, that situation getting fixed is the payoff.
Posted by: Jamaica at July 08, 2024 02:16 PM (0o/AH) 313
299 Next FJB will be claiming his defining characteristic is, "What I Do Know Is How To Tell The Truth."
______________ Right Joe.. Like Trump told people to inject bleach . And he called D-Day soldiers losers. Oh, and he said there were good people on both sides in Charlottesville... Those truths Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 02:16 PM (IyPmt) 314
295 Heads up, ace
Watch for this story to explode. 43 year old Dvontaye Mitchell dies after being pinned to the ground by hotel security outside the Hyatt in Milwaukee (site of upcoming Repub convention . George Floyd redux. Summer of 2020 redux. Celebrity grievance lawyer Ben Crump (George Floyd, Trayvon Martin, Breona Taylor et al.) is already representing the family. https://is.gd/4x36ng Posted by: muldoon at July 08, 2024 02:13 PM (uCfKO) Cops played no part at all...unlikely to blow up, but the hotel is probably looking at making a big payout, even if the guy died of an OD... Posted by: Nova Local at July 08, 2024 02:17 PM (exHjb) 315
Watch for this story to explode. 43 year old Dvontaye Mitchell dies after being pinned to the ground by hotel security outside the Hyatt in Milwaukee (site of upcoming Repub convention)
In no way is this a coincidence. No. Way. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2024 02:17 PM (Q0kLU) 316
I've observed Tester for years & marveled at his survival! How on earth does a state as red as MT end up with... Tester?
I've known some political people in low-population Mountain states, and the secret is constituent service and constant campaigning. Anybody who is interested in politics in Montana has had numerous opportunities to chat with Tester personally at county fairs and other gatherings - you get a lot of "I don't like the Democrats, but John is OK". Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 08, 2024 02:17 PM (uxCna) 317
""What I ended up capturing was another black man in Milwaukee dealing with mental issues losing his life over nothing," Shawn Moore said."
- I'm putting $20 on "He lost his life because of mental issues." Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember what Magic Johnson taught you, and stay positive! at July 08, 2024 02:17 PM (t/4Zp) 318
the dead guy was a hulking pervert who was caught in the ladies bathroom.
Posted by: Elric Blade Another victim of transphobia! Black trans women most affected!!! Posted by: Rabid LGBTQIA2S+ activists at July 08, 2024 02:18 PM (JCZqz) 319
"I don't like the Democrats, but John is OK".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 08, 2024 02:17 PM (uxCna) And votes with the Dems 99.9% of the time Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 02:18 PM (IyPmt) 320
nd the dead guy was a hulking pervert who was caught in the ladies bathroom.
Posted by: Elric Blade -- (please let Devontrayvious have been wearing a dress and wig please let Devontrayvious have been wearing a dress and wig please let Devontrayvious have been wearing a dress and wig please let Devontrayvious have been wearing a dress and wig...) Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember what Magic Johnson taught you, and stay positive! at July 08, 2024 02:18 PM (t/4Zp) 321
>>I've observed Tester for years & marveled at his survival! How on earth does a state as red as MT end up with... Tester?
Montana isn't a Red State. Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2024 02:18 PM (3XtsK) 322
Sock off
Posted by: WisRich at July 08, 2024 02:18 PM (G0vdT) 323
Lafayette sent George Washington a key to the Bastille. I think it’s at Mount Vernon. Maybe they could ask to borrow it.
Posted by: Charles Martel at July 08, 2024 02:18 PM (powGL) 324
Congressman Brad Sherman
@BradSherman Counter to popular belief, the rules of the Democratic Party do NOT require that pledged delegates vote for Biden at the convention. Party rules require delegates’ votes, “reflect the sentiments of those who elected them,” at the time the delegates cast their ballots. (2/3) Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2024 02:15 PM (LkLld) ________ I think that is a toxic cocktail of bullshit and hopeium. The rules do require the delegates to vote for Biden, unless he expressly releases them. That's the very basis of the rules and why the Dems are in such a bind. Could I be wrong about this? Yes. But I don't think I am. Posted by: Elric Blade at July 08, 2024 02:19 PM (iFTx/) 325
316 Anybody who is interested in politics in Montana has had numerous opportunities to chat with Tester personally at county fairs and other gatherings - you get a lot of "I don't like the Democrats, but John is OK".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 08, 2024 02:17 PM (uxCna) ======= The secret to Lindsay Graham's success in SC. The secret to Flake's complete and utter failure in AZ was that his constituent services sucked and were actively antagonistic to the people. I mean, I get it. "He helped my momma's Medicare problem," creates a lot of goodwill. But, you know...when he keeps voting for literally everything that you complain about...? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 02:19 PM (GBKbO) 326
Dvonatye was hooping, brah!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 08, 2024 02:19 PM (qZEuM) 327
California Democrats are slowly eating Montana like locusts.
Posted by: Charles Martel at July 08, 2024 02:19 PM (powGL) 328
I think the Muslims in France will be voting like the Southern illegals will do hete
Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2024 02:20 PM (fwDg9) 329
It doesn’t seem to be a problem that money couldn’t overcome? Dangle the presidency in front of Kamala, bribe the rest of the cabinet. The low level reps would fall in line…
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 08, 2024 01:54 PM (iSfV4) Shortly before the election? Many might wonder how their actions will affect the possibility of getting actual votes. And a number of Dem voters are, apparently, annoyed at having been permitted a vote regarding Biden by the party which now wishes to unburden themselves of him. At every stage of the game they had the opportunity to turn aside but they just couldn't not sting the frog. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2024 02:20 PM (U7wke) 330
303 I bet urban hispanics vote at slightly greater percentages than urban blacks. Maybe 12%. Possibly 15%.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Hispanics due to politics at the Census Bureau is a piss poor descriptor simply because many of the 2nd or 3rd generation from Latin America are more or less 'white' in fact as well as the Census bureau description. If there was no DIE gains to be had, I would guess a substantial portion of White Hispanics would suddenly identify as White only. Many of the illegals, if you had truth in ethnic descriptors have more Native American aka Indian blood than Creole Spanish blood. So you get weird bimodal distributions. Then you have national differences along with ethnic issues even inside those nations. Basically it resembles NYC's byzantine immigrant politics of the heyday of mass immigration. Posted by: whig at July 08, 2024 02:20 PM (nJXKb) 331
There was a failed military coup in the early 1960s over the Algerian situation. I think it was after DeGalle was elected on a promise to withdraw
-------------- Day of the Jackal. Posted by: Pudinhead at July 08, 2024 02:20 PM (n17eQ) 332
There was a failed military coup in the early 1960s over the Algerian situation. I think it was after DeGalle was elected on a promise to withdraw.
DeGaulle was elected on a promise to stay in Algeria, and then changed his mind. The paratroop Foreign Legion in Algeria was going to drop on Paris, but the French airforce quickly removed the transport planes from Algeria. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 08, 2024 02:20 PM (uxCna) 333
Also this is awesome:
""That person that's yelling is trying to clear his name. He notices that there's a cancel culture, there's a camera out, 'let me explain to you what's going on'. But what his primary job was, was to care for that person," Cain said." No. You don't get both. You chose to take our nation down this path, and you chose poorly. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember what Magic Johnson taught you, and stay positive! at July 08, 2024 02:20 PM (t/4Zp) 334
324 I think that is a toxic cocktail of bullshit and hopeium. The rules do require the delegates to vote for Biden, unless he expressly releases them. That's the very basis of the rules and why the Dems are in such a bind. Could I be wrong about this? Yes. But I don't think I am.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 08, 2024 02:19 PM (iFTx/) ======== How else are they to measure the sentiments of the voters? Seriously, though, even if this language does allow them an out, just outright tanking Biden AT THE CONVENTION would be such bad press followed by such anarchy and chaos within the party that only a madman would do it. So, no. Biden's still not going anywhere. I've said it since the debate. Hell, I've said it since November of 2020. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 02:21 PM (GBKbO) 335
I sure hope DU believes its own bullzh*t!
Posted by: mnw at July 08, 2024 02:21 PM (NLIak) 336
Hispanics due to politics at the Census Bureau is a piss poor descriptor simply because many of the 2nd or 3rd generation from Latin America are more or less 'white' in fact as well as the Census bureau description. If there was no DIE gains to be had, I would guess a substantial portion of White Hispanics would suddenly identify as White only.
- I am saying I doubt even 10% of urban cities actually vote. They can't read or figure out how to feed themselves. They're not likely to be civic minded. It's all manufactured. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember what Magic Johnson taught you, and stay positive! at July 08, 2024 02:21 PM (t/4Zp) 337
Tester has voted with Democrats almost 100% of the time. Maybe the people in Montana ought to pick up some reading material once in a while instead of looking at a guys flannel.
Posted by: Charles Martel at July 08, 2024 02:21 PM (powGL) 338
Basically it resembles NYC's byzantine immigrant politics of the heyday of mass immigration.
Posted by: whig So....modern day New York? Posted by: Mayor Adams at July 08, 2024 02:21 PM (JCZqz) 339
Give me free shit or give me death -- Left Wing/Muslim Coalition
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 08, 2024 02:21 PM (wBaIH) 340
>>I think that is a toxic cocktail of bullshit and hopeium. The rules do require the delegates to vote for Biden, unless he expressly releases them. That's the very basis of the rules and why the Dems are in such a bind. Could I be wrong about this? Yes. But I don't think I am.
Sherman is a Democrat Congressman, I think he knows the rules of his party pretty well.. Doesn't smell like party unity to me. Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2024 02:22 PM (LkLld) 341
DeGaulle was an arrogant ahole but he loved France. I'm not sure if you can say the same thing about Macron
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2024 02:22 PM (aYD2Z) 342
Heads up, ace
Watch for this story to explode. 43 year old Dvontaye Mitchell dies after being pinned to the ground by hotel security outside the Hyatt in Milwaukee (site of upcoming Repub convention . George Floyd redux. Summer of 2020 redux. Celebrity grievance lawyer Ben Crump (George Floyd, Trayvon Martin, Breona Taylor et al.) is already representing the family. https://is.gd/4x36ng Posted by: muldoon at July 08, 2024 02:13 PM (uCfKO) _______________ His family is having the t-shirts printed up as we type. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2024 02:22 PM (YqDXo) 343
>>Tester has voted with Democrats almost 100% of the time. Maybe the people in Montana ought to pick up some reading material once in a while instead of looking at a guys flannel.
Look at the Senate and Governor Histories of MT. It was always a Union / Farm Subsidy State and Voted accordingly. The University system only exacerbates this. Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2024 02:22 PM (3XtsK) 344
Nood senile old man
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 08, 2024 02:22 PM (N1DT3) 345
So when do the Muslims eat the Joos? This story is taking forever.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 08, 2024 02:22 PM (n17eQ) 346
I am saying I doubt even 10% of urban cities actually vote. They can't read or figure out how to feed themselves. They're not likely to be civic minded.
It's all manufactured. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember what Magic Johnson taught you, and stay positive! at July 08, 2024 02:21 PM (t/4Zp) Yep. And they'll believe whatever bullshit they are told. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 08, 2024 02:23 PM (qZEuM) 347
Get him into the cabinet. Work with the Utah governor to replace him with someone like Vance in the Senate. Fire Romney. Laugh. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 08, 2024 02:10 PM (GBKbO) Give him a Cabinet position, then eliminate the position/cabinet dept? immediately? I approve this plan. Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 08, 2024 02:23 PM (pIfcn) 348
Give me free shit or give me death -- Left Wing/Muslim Coalition
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 08, 2024 02:21 PM (wBaIH) ________________ Easy decision. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2024 02:23 PM (YqDXo) 349
nood Parkinson's
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 02:23 PM (Jh5b+) 350
327 California Democrats are slowly eating Montana like locusts.
Posted by: Charles Martel ====== Most of the recent emigres from California and other Pac Coast states are actually conservative types that are producers. Analysis in Texas, for example, during Beto's run at Cruz showed Beto had greater native support from Texans than Cruz did. Posted by: whig at July 08, 2024 02:26 PM (nJXKb) Posted by: mrp at July 08, 2024 02:26 PM (rj6Yv) 352
318 Another victim of transphobia! Black trans women most affected!!!
Posted by: Rabid LGBTQIA2S+ activists at July 08, 2024 02:18 PM (JCZqz) I still don't understand how any Thug can Troon Out without getting beaten to death by his gangbanger homies. Posted by: XTC at July 08, 2024 02:26 PM (UnA8+) 353
White Hispanics from Central America identify as white.
Posted by: Jamaica at July 08, 2024 02:26 PM (0o/AH) 354
325 TJM
I faced that dilemma with former Armed Services Committee Chairman Ike Skelton (D-MO). Remember him? Strong family connection. Did a LOT for his district. I finally voted against him & contributed to the Republican who defeated him (Hartzler). I had the same regrets about it as putting an old pet dog to sleep. Posted by: mnw at July 08, 2024 02:28 PM (NLIak) 355
California Democrats are slowly eating Montana like locusts.
Posted by: Charles Martel Wasn't there a King of the Hill episode where Henry Winkler wouldn't let Peggy's parents drive their cattle through his newly-purchased land? And this was maybe 20 years ago. Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 08, 2024 02:28 PM (hCzfy) 356
352 318 Another victim of transphobia! Black trans women most affected!!!
Posted by: Rabid LGBTQIA2S+ activists at July 08, 2024 02:18 PM (JCZqz) I still don't understand how any Thug can Troon Out without getting beaten to death by his gangbanger homies. Posted by: XTC When all else failed against the local police, that was Charlottesville. It was also part of 'BLM' mostly peaceful - but unlicensed - protests around Philly. Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 08, 2024 02:30 PM (NFX2v) 357
Yep. And they'll believe whatever bullshit they are told.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory ============ Actually, many of those inner city types that have a brain are and have been more astute about analyzing politics than the rubes in the sticks. To them, it is more about getting paid than the various speechifying about principles. If you have ever talked to many of them, they are just as cynical about their pols as any conservative is about the GOP. The reason they vote or sell their vote is that their loyalty is to themselves and politics is purely transactional to them. Democrats will pay--GOP won't so they vote DEM. They stay at home if the Dems don't pay. I have seen on the GOP side, many 'conservatives' blather on about muh principles while ignoring the ass raping given to the public by rancid GOPe types in office that are personally and politically corrupt. Then it is justified such as shitbird McConnell's muh judges or other such bullshit. The difference is that street level type Dems vote their interests which are more directly in line with getting paid. A lot of GOP street level type voters have their own self interests affecting their vote including being paid. Posted by: whig at July 08, 2024 02:34 PM (nJXKb) 358
Macron's 'centrist' allies are no different than establishment republicans here. No different.
As your 'favorite' Sundance over at the Last Refuge says: "There are trillions at stake." and the political cartels are no different than their partners selling coke. Posted by: Danimal28 at July 08, 2024 02:46 PM (klw0w) 359
Breaking. Break dancing. Hit passes status around 2000 dinnit.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 08, 2024 02:47 PM (4780s) 360
“Not Pavarotti, it was Paganini!”
~ Jonesy Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 08, 2024 02:03 PM (iSfV4) "Whatever. This is my story, OK?" -COB Posted by: Octochicken at July 08, 2024 02:49 PM (oCS0o) Posted by: SMOD at July 08, 2024 02:56 PM (RHGPo) 362
Any thing with coalitions of lots of parties, multiple elections or proportional representation is a recipe for Deep State taking over the elections.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 08, 2024 02:59 PM (eoQWY) 363
The difference is that street level type Dems vote their interests which are more directly in line with getting paid. A lot of GOP street level type voters have their own self interests affecting their vote including being paid.
Posted by: whig at July 08, 2024 02:34 PM (nJXKb) City Dems mostly don't vote at all. They have the machine do it for them. Look at how few votes AOC had to get to unseat the 2nd or 3rd most powerful Dem Congressman. Posted by: Oldcat at July 08, 2024 03:01 PM (eoQWY) 364
Congressman Brad Sherman
@BradSherman Counter to popular belief, the rules of the Democratic Party do NOT require that pledged delegates vote for Biden at the convention. Party rules require delegates’ votes, “reflect the sentiments of those who elected them,” at the time the delegates cast their ballots. (2/3) Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2024 02:15 PM (LkLld) ________ I think that is a toxic cocktail of bullshit and hopeium. The rules do require the delegates to vote for Biden, unless he expressly releases them. That's the very basis of the rules and why the Dems are in such a bind. Could I be wrong about this? Yes. But I don't think I am. Posted by: Elric Blade at July 08, 2024 02:19 PM (iFTx/) Certainly wasn't true when the Supers betrayed Hillary and went for Obama and she fell behind him in vote count. There was no mention of trying to turn delegates on the floor, and their would have been at least an attempt. Posted by: Oldcat at July 08, 2024 03:07 PM (eoQWY) 365
If Europe does become a caliphate a lot of the wimps who allowed it to happen will try to get into the US and their leftist brethren here will welcome them for the impending US collapse
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2024 02:12 PM (aYD2Z) There's rumors that Sunak, deposed Emperor of the UK is intending to move to the US after the worst electoral loss in Brit History. Posted by: Oldcat at July 08, 2024 03:11 PM (eoQWY) 366
Wow. It sure sounds a lot like how things work in the Republican Party of the United States.
Conservative candidates - Tea Party or MAGA - win state primaries but Republican Party "Leadership" figures with last names beginning in Mc (McConnell, McCarthy, McCain) do everything they can to undermine those candidates, ensuring their defeat in the general election, so the Uni-Party can stay entrenched. Seems like France has some similar puppet masters running behind the scenes. Globalists are calculating, manipulative, evil scum! Posted by: Tracy at July 08, 2024 03:24 PM (0t7mK) 367
A even worse for France since the Nazis invaded and the weeping Frenchman
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