aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Monday Overnight Open Thread (7/1/24)
Quote I “Gardening is a nice, stress-relieving hobby,” Brewer said. “But I’m nervous for people who may not be aware that working with compost and flower bulbs could pose a risk to their health.” Marin Brewer,UGA’s College of Agricultural and Environmental Sciences.
Quote II “I say to a lot of people like, when's it end? When do we change course? And the number one answer is, 'We haven't bottomed out yet. We're getting near it. We haven't totally bottomed out.' And then I say, ‘Why is it necessary to bottom out?’” He said. “It's like saying, you know, I was looking for some stuff in my son's room and I found some syringes and a baggie of heroin. But he hasn't flatlined yet, okay? I have not walked in and seen foam coming out of his mouth or him convulsing. And you go, 'Yeah, I know, but why don't you get him in some treatment now?' And you go 'Because his heart hasn't stopped yet.' And it's like, ‘Yeah, I know, but why do we have to bottom out?’ We know where we're going. Let's reverse course. California and Los Angeles can't do it.” Adam Corolla
Quote III "While we made substantial progress on improving our business operations in Q1, we missed our sales goals due largely to a continued pullback in consumer spending by our core customers, particularly in high ticket discretionary items." Big Lots CEO Bruce ThornSounds like Biden's economy is fvcking rocking!
Yes Hordelings, The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM
If You See This USB Charger In Your Hotel Or Airbnb, Get Out Immediately If you stay in an airbnb or a hotel, you probably don't think twice about the amenities offered. Perhaps you'll brew and enjoy complimentary coffee from the coffee maker, or binge a series on a streaming service that's been paid for, but you might not realize that one convenience you've been provided with might not be as it seems - a USB charging cube. It always feels like you need another cube, even if you've brought some of your own, so if you find one in your room, there's a good chance you'll plug it in and charge up a device with it, but some cubes out there don't only charge, they also film you. Search Amazon for "USB cube camera" and you'll see dozens of pages offering USB cubes in all shapes and sizes, only they are described as spy devices since they allow for unsuspecting people to be recorded.
An employee with the D.C. Central Detention Facility (DOC), better known as the D.C. Gulag, pepper-sprayed a January 6 prisoner in the face twice in less than a few minutes for refusing to wear a mask, bodycam footage obtained by the House Judiciary Committee confirms.
Now that
We keep hearing about the hottest temps. What about the coldest temps evah?!?!
Antarctic Anomaly: 2023’s Record-Breaking Cold Contrasts Global Warming A 2023 study documented unprecedented cold spells in Antarctica, contrasting sharply with global heat records and underscoring the complexity of climate patterns.
2023 was marked by record-breaking global temperatures, but it also witnessed unusual extreme cold events in Antarctica. A recent study published in Advances in Atmospheric Sciences highlights the intense cold spells that occurred on the continent during the late winter months of July and August. In a detailed examination of the late winter months of 2023, researchers observed extreme cold temperatures across a broad region of Antarctica. “Record cold temperatures were observed in our Automatic Weather Stations (AWS) network as well as other locations around the region,” said Matthew A. Lazzara of the Antarctic Meteorological Research and Data Center at the University of Wisconsin-Madison (UW-Madison). “These phases were marked by new record low temperatures recorded at both staffed and automatic weather stations, spanning East Antarctica, the Ross Ice Shelf, and West Antarctica to the Antarctic Peninsula.”
It isn't a long read and should be taught in every classroom.
What Rhymes with FBI? Mark Twain has been credited with the quip that “history doesn’t repeat itself, but it often rhymes.” When it comes to corruption and the FBI, he may have been right. In the late teens to early twenties, evidence began to trickle out in the media suggesting that an individual within the Executive Branch of the United States Government had profited significantly from his official position. Over the course of several years, it became clear that money had flowed from an energy company looking to secure favorable business deals to a self-dealing Executive Branch official. Millions changed hands and the Bureau was called in to investigate. Yet, the Bureau wasn't actually there to investigate the corrupt official. They were there to investigate any person asking questions about the corruption. They were there as part of an effort to protect the high-level official from rightful scrutiny for his unexplainable wealth. They were there to intimidate those bringing to light misdeeds and corruption. If this sounds familiar, it should. You just may have the century wrong.
Leftists would prefer a senile leftist to a competent, capable conservative, but what are they going to do? Ol’ Daddyshowers won’t go voluntarily, and they can’t force him out. But even if he agreed to cancel his cantankerous candidacy, what would they do? Who are they going to put in? Kamala Harris? They have to – she’s a woman-identifying being of color. How do you step over her for pallor penis-person Governor Gavin Hairstyle? Maybe they could pick Gretchen Whitmer, that frigid Karen from Michigan, and let the shrill white lady come along to save us from the failed black woman. That’s an image they just can’t have.
Born Today In Music July 1st via thisdayinmusic.com
1935 - James Cotton
American blues harmonica player, singer and songwriter James Cotton. He worked in Howlin' Wolf's band in the early 1950s. In 1955, he was recruited by Muddy Waters to come to Chicago and join his band. In 2006, Cotton was inducted into the Blues Hall of Fame. He died from pneumonia aged 81 on 16 March 2017.
1915 - Willie Dixon
Willie Dixon, blues singer, guitarist, 'the poet laureate of the blues'. Credited with writing more than 500 songs by the end of his life. Wrote classic songs: 'Hoochie Coochie Man', 'I'm Ready', 'You Shook Me', 'I Can't Quit You Baby', 'Little Red Rooster.' Major influence on The Rolling Stones and Led Zeppelin. Dixon died on 29th January 1992.
"I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance. And I'm a Genius Award Winner". The 'educator stated'
Texas Teacher Caught In Bed With Teen Student
Brother, 12, saw sibling under sheets with educator
FEBRUARY 24--The latest school teacher to get arrested for having sex with one of her underage male students was nabbed after the boy’s younger brother discovered the educator in bed with his sibling, according to police. Kathryn Murray, 28, was arrested yesterday for sexual assault of a child and booked into the Harris County jail, where she is being held in lieu of $250,000 bond. Pictured in the mug shot at right, Murray taught eighth grade at Memorial Middle School before recently being fired.
I'm not a golfer. But I do have someone who I will cheer for on the links. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Chris Hockaday battled drug addiction throughout his 20s and got clean at age 34. Yesterday, the 55 year-old qualifier shot 69 and MADE THE CUT at the U.S. Senior Open. This interview is mesmerizing. It's never too late for redemption in life.
Top 20 commenters:
1 [541 comments] 'Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden' [75.94 posts/day]
2 [433 comments] 'jim (in Kalifornia)'
3 [411 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin'
4 [377 comments] 'Bulgaroctonus'
5 [371 comments] 'Don Black'
6 [365 comments] 'Skip'
7 [361 comments] 'andycanuck (ZdexC)'
8 [360 comments] '...'
9 [342 comments] 'Piper'
10 [287 comments] 'rhennigantx' Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [161 names] 'Ciampino - Sun Titbits #16' [22.60 unique names/day]
2 [131 names] 'Quarter Twenty '
3 [124 names] '*hic*'
4 [85 names] 'the Thing in the Woods'
5 [60 names] 'Nathan Wade'
6 [44 names] 'Moron Analyst'
7 [43 names] 'Helena Handbasket'
8 [40 names] 'Catch Thirty-Thr33'
9 [33 names] 'gKWVE'
10 [27 names] '18-1'
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Inspirational Clothing.
Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. ONT Tips? Loose change, drink tokens and burner phones to petmorons at gmail dot com. Anything else? Well you are on your own.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2024 09:58 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 09:58 PM (7+K68)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 01, 2024 09:58 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 01, 2024 09:58 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2024 09:58 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 01, 2024 09:59 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: TRex at July 01, 2024 09:59 PM (IQ6Gq)
Well done there, Kindltot!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 01, 2024 09:59 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 01, 2024 09:59 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2024 09:59 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 01, 2024 09:59 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2024 09:59 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2024 09:59 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Piper at July 01, 2024 10:00 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 01, 2024 10:00 PM (v8FiY)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 10:00 PM (SOpeo)
Posted by: Your Cat, infinitely patient at July 01, 2024 10:00 PM (yqbJK)
'Sup, jackwagons?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 01, 2024 10:00 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 10:01 PM (7+K68)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2024 09:59 PM (WXNFJ)
What other ONT?
I know not what you speak of.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 01, 2024 10:01 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 01, 2024 10:01 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 01, 2024 10:01 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: 80's music fan at July 01, 2024 10:02 PM (QSrLX)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2024 10:02 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Dr. T at July 01, 2024 10:03 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 01, 2024 10:03 PM (JPrvC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 01, 2024 10:03 PM (+o2mc)
*checks calendar to see if it is April 1*
Thanks for the contributions this evening, Mis Hum!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 01, 2024 10:04 PM (U3L4U)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 01, 2024 10:04 PM (emu0X)
You're on the wall of shame.
Congratulations?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 01, 2024
I just saw that and was wondering if this good or just another sign that I really have no life. 😂
Posted by: Piper at July 01, 2024 10:05 PM (pZEOD)
You also have to be careful of USB chargers that you find; they can push malware into your phone. Tis a dangerous world out there...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 01, 2024 10:05 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 01, 2024 10:05 PM (o3Uyl)
You're on the wall of shame.
Congratulations?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 01, 2024
I just saw that and was wondering if this good or just another sign that I really have no life. 😂
Posted by: Piper at July 01, 2024 10:05 PM (pZEOD)
...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 01, 2024 10:06 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cicero
I made it through without screaming "you f**king c**ksucker!!".
I am so ashamed at my performance, or rather, the lack thereof. I will do better next year.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2024 10:07 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: davidt at July 01, 2024 10:07 PM (SYTee)
I know not what you speak of.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Me thinks thou dost protest too much.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 10:07 PM (SOpeo)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2024 10:07 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: davidt at July 01, 2024 10:07 PM (SYTee)
Not if Kamala quits too.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 10:07 PM (7+K68)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 01, 2024 10:07 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 01, 2024 10:07 PM (6if7h)
Posted by: HSV-1 at July 01, 2024 10:07 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: davidt at July 01, 2024 10:07 PM (SYTee)
Almost like bad decisions can have bad consequences!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 01, 2024 10:08 PM (hOUT3)
I know not what you speak of.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Me thinks thou dost protest too much.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 10:07 PM (SOpeo)
Asking one simple question really isn't protesting.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 01, 2024 10:08 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2024 09:59 PM (WXNFJ)
What other ONT?
I know not what you speak of.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
It's a chinese knock-off.
I think it's on tic-toc.
With direct service to the CCP and the fbi.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 01, 2024 10:08 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: pookysgirl knows there are weirdos out there at July 01, 2024 10:08 PM (dtlDP)
Has his incompetence become so obvious even to the AWFLs that it's eclipsed the warm glow of his proclivity for buggery?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 01, 2024 10:09 PM (+o2mc)
*checks calendar to see if it is April 1*
Thanks for the contributions this evening, Mis Hum!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 01, 2024 10:04 PM (U3L4U)
You're welcome
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 01, 2024 10:09 PM (QXQ4l)
But never mind!
Posted by: Piper at July 01, 2024 10:09 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2024 10:09 PM (6T/Ac)
yeah so did any of you guys watch "The Rental"?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 01, 2024 10:09 PM (s3qiR)
Asking one simple question really isn't protesting.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Snort!
Well the SRV was good on that of which you know nothing.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 10:09 PM (SOpeo)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 01, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)
Already knocked down the idea that Hurricane Beryl was the most intense June hurricane ever recorded in the Atlantic, using records from the '50s.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 01, 2024 10:10 PM (jGGMD)
oh ok so I didn't dream that! where did that go?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 01, 2024 10:10 PM (s3qiR)
Howdy, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker's non-sequitors at July 01, 2024 10:10 PM (BtH9a)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 01, 2024 10:11 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2024 10:11 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 01, 2024 10:10 PM (s3qiR)
Let's not get hung up on who posted what on which ONT!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 10:11 PM (7+K68)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 01, 2024 10:11 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 01, 2024 10:11 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: davidt at July 01, 2024 10:11 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at July 01, 2024 10:12 PM (OGo8+)
Female junior high and high school teachers should probably be at least 50. Let the younger teachers teach the little ankle biters.
Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2024 10:12 PM (ZuOnp)
Asking one simple question really isn't protesting.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Snort!
Well the SRV was good on that of which you know nothing.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 10:09 PM (SOpeo)
SRV? Why would I play that guy?
I still don't know about a different ONT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 01, 2024 10:12 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 01, 2024 10:12 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Well the SRV was good on that of which you know nothing.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
The Paolo also had trouble understanding what female orgasmic dysfunction was. Yes, yes, He understood the English words, but has never run into anyone with said ailment. 'Tis a mystery.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2024 10:12 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 01, 2024 10:12 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: TRex at July 01, 2024 10:13 PM (IQ6Gq)
...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 01
It was a joke, Jim. What could be better than trading thoughts and ideas with our grey box friends?
Posted by: Piper at July 01, 2024 10:13 PM (pZEOD)
The Paolo also had trouble understanding what female orgasmic dysfunction was. Yes, yes, He understood the English words, but has never run into anyone with said ailment. 'Tis a mystery.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2024 10:12 PM (WXNFJ)
Someone forgot to do a thing.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 10:13 PM (7+K68)
Posted by: Some Rat
Are you suggesting 60-75 year old men perchance? At least they would know what they are doing.
Or used to.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2024 10:14 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 01, 2024 10:11 PM (vJiyU)
Because your 401K isn't as hard as some adolescent boy.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 01, 2024 10:14 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 01, 2024 10:11 PM (vJiyU)
BOIOIOIOIOING!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: 90 year old man popping a little blue pill at July 01, 2024 10:14 PM (ZuOnp)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 01, 2024 10:09 PM (s3qiR)
Horror, comedy, or both?
Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't do horror at July 01, 2024 10:14 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 01, 2024 10:15 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 01, 2024 10:15 PM (i4fVr)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2024 10:07 PM (S6gqv)
https://youtu.be/AU5jwUHIgMc&t=207s
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 01, 2024 10:15 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 01, 2024 10:11 PM (vJiyU)
BOIOIOIOIOING!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: 90 year old man popping a little blue pill at July 01, 2024 10:14 PM (ZuOnp)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 01, 2024 10:15 PM (QXQ4l)
Not if Kamala quits too.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 10:07 PM (7+K6
Why would she ever do that? There’s no prize anyone could offer her that’s more valuable than the chance of being First Wymmin President. And she’s too stupid to think she might not win, and too narcissistic to care what anyone else thinks about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2024 10:16 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
80's. "Stepping Out" was on MTV every damn hour for a while.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 01, 2024 10:16 PM (qZEuM)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 01, 2024 10:16 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 01, 2024 10:16 PM (Cus5s)
Or used to.
Pretty sure I still have the manual for those models.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 01, 2024 10:16 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 01, 2024 10:16 PM (6if7h)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2024 10:07 PM (S6gqv)
-----------
Alexa, diagnose this rash!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 01, 2024 10:17 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 10:17 PM (7+K68)
Instead of talking about his 4 minute national tantrum because he can't jail his opponent, CNN has Carl Bernstein on talking about how the debate night is not a one off, but one of over a dozen incidents that he is aware of.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2024 10:17 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Happy Harry at July 01, 2024 10:17 PM (V5BDR)
Hillary was right about everything Those who didn't vote for her in 2016 GE bear responsibility for this travesty of justice.
Once again: Fuck you Jill Stein and protest voters. FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL! They hate Biden and democrats more than Trump and republicans.
Hillary tried to warn us repeatedly. A modern-day Cassandra who predicted the future chaos and disaster. But few if any believed. That's the tragedy we're living.
Thanks, geniuses, for protecting us from the dangerous criminal Clinton Machine masterminded by a middle class methodist lawyer from the Midwest who wanted to give everyone health care and equality. Way to go.
Ralph Nader has a great deal of blame and responsibility for today's ruling. Nader is the asshole who got GWBush elected. Roberts and Alito are due to Nader being an asshole and idiots like Maher, Sarandon and Moore supported Nader
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 01, 2024 10:17 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Eromero at July 01, 2024 10:17 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 01, 2024 10:03 PM (+o2mc)
Okay, so no sodomy. But how was the rum and the lash?
Posted by: RickZ at July 01, 2024 10:17 PM (gKDq2)
...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 01
It was a joke, Jim. What could be better than trading thoughts and ideas with our grey box friends?
Posted by: Piper at July 01, 2024 10:13 PM (pZEOD)
There are other things out there, as if I should speak, given I was just below Sponge...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 01, 2024 10:18 PM (ynpvh)
Not if Kamala quits too.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 10:07 PM (7+K6
Why would she ever do that? There’s no prize anyone could offer her that’s more valuable than the chance of being First Wymmin President. And she’s too stupid to think she might not win, and too narcissistic to care what anyone else thinks about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2024 10:16 PM (S6gqv)
She wouldn't. Not willingly. But you think she can deny the deep state? I'm sure she's got some skeletons in her closet. Probably a dead Haitian boy too.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 10:18 PM (7+K68)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
Sigh, the old "Pushing a marshmallow into the piggy bank" conundrum.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 01, 2024 10:18 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
If you actually don't I'd see if one of your fellow COBs (coughCBDcough) was up to some tricks.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 10:18 PM (SOpeo)
---------
What a bunch of crybabies.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 01, 2024 10:19 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2024 10:19 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 01, 2024 09:59 PM (dZVON)
Look out, Mary Ann!
Posted by: tankdemon at July 01, 2024 10:19 PM (emu0X)
Oh come on no big deal high ticket discretionary items? That's only rich people they deserve to pay their fair share - wait that's a statement from Big Lots?
Sound the alarm!
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 10:20 PM (cvZX6)
Posted by: TRex at July 01, 2024 10:20 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 01, 2024 10:20 PM (1Nxff)
These goons are memory-holing how much even many of them disliked Hillary in 2016.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 01, 2024 10:20 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2024 10:21 PM (ZuOnp)
Posted by: ALH at July 01, 2024 10:21 PM (xJEPL)
...
Hillary tried to warn us repeatedly. A modern-day
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 01, 2024 10:17 PM (ycI94)
FIFY
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 01, 2024 10:21 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ALH at July 01, 2024 10:22 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: gKWVE
---
She's young enough that it's probably acne on her chin.
Posted by: lin-duh at July 01, 2024 10:22 PM (PZo5T)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
80's. "Stepping Out" was on MTV every damn hour for a while.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 01, 2024 10:16 PM (qZEuM)
Is this Joe Jackson we're talking about? Cause Steppin' Out is a favorite of mine, and while I'm at it I enjoyed Swing Out by Swing Out Sister. The MUSIC, not the ghey dressmaking crap.
Posted by: Eromero at July 01, 2024 10:22 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2024 10:17 PM (5p7BC)
That Carl Bernstein always breaking the big stories! King of the investigative journalists!
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 10:22 PM (cvZX6)
Posted by: TRex at July 01, 2024 10:23 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 01, 2024 10:23 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: Piper at July 01, 2024 10:23 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
Sigh, the old "Pushing a marshmallow into the piggy bank" conundrum.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 01, 2024 10:18 PM (vJiyU)
The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.
Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 01, 2024 10:23 PM (ynpvh)
Don't know where on Twixxer that was supposed to go, but it didn't work for me.
Posted by: mindful webworker's travails on the web at July 01, 2024 10:24 PM (BtH9a)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2024 10:16 PM (S6gqv)
Of course, being told that Hillary is going to be your VP might dampen your mood. I've heard that post-inauguration depression is a terrible thing. Next thing you know, you're wandering around in a park after midnight...
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 01, 2024 10:24 PM (6if7h)
https://conservativebrief.com/?p=84107
(Provided for people who don't have a twitter account, and for whom a twitter redirection URL won't work.)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 01, 2024 10:25 PM (O7YUW)
i can't speak for all y'all but I'm spending at least 40% more on groceries that I was when Trump was in office.
Posted by: ALH at July 01, 2024 10:25 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 01, 2024 10:26 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: ALH at July 01, 2024 10:26 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 01, 2024 10:26 PM (0eaVi)
I'm praying that's all it is after dropping 3K getting sons car fixed up last week... Guy will hopefully get the parts and fix it tomorrow.
Posted by: lin-duh at July 01, 2024 10:27 PM (PZo5T)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 10:18 PM (7+K6
Skeletons? She’s a whore, she’s always been a literal whore, Willie Brown publicly laughed about what a big whore she is. No one cares. Corrupt? There’s a phone video floating around from her Cal AG days, where she smokes a joint while cackling about how many black men she had sent to prison for doing the same thing. No one cares.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2024 10:27 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 01, 2024 10:28 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: TRex at July 01, 2024 10:23 PM (IQ6Gq)
$5
Posted by: ALH at July 01, 2024 10:26 PM (xJEPL)
Same as in town?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 01, 2024 10:28 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Eromero at July 01, 2024 10:17 PM (LHPAg)
I wish it was, it would get some much needed TLC
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 01, 2024 10:28 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 01, 2024 10:28 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: ALH at July 01, 2024 10:28 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: ALH
And the way they're popping fuel taxes, it's all up from here.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 01, 2024 10:28 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 01, 2024 10:22 PM (PZo5T)
Or syphilis.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 01, 2024 10:28 PM (6if7h)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2024 10:27 PM (S6gqv)
So she's perfect.
Posted by: Eromero at July 01, 2024 10:29 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Piper at July 01, 2024 10:29 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 01, 2024 10:29 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 01, 2024 10:28 PM (ynpvh)
More like Starbucks
Posted by: ALH at July 01, 2024 10:29 PM (xJEPL)
No need to thank me.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2024 10:29 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 01, 2024 10:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 10:07 PM (7+K6
What's her price, d'ya think?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 01, 2024 10:29 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Oh well.
Posted by: Gun runner Eric Holder at July 01, 2024 10:29 PM (qZEuM)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 01, 2024 10:26 PM (0eaVi)
Didn't want to.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 01, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 01, 2024 10:29 PM (gKWVE)
Shoulda sent that to MisHum for a Saturday joke.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 01, 2024 10:30 PM (0eaVi)
I make my own compost, so I guess I'm good.
Or worse off, since mine is not produced under gov
regulated conditions by Top Men.
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at July 01, 2024 10:30 PM (y7DxH)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 01, 2024 10:29 PM (w6EFb)
same as in town?
Posted by: ALH at July 01, 2024 10:30 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 01, 2024 10:30 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: ALH
I'm spending more for just the two of us than I did when I still had three kids at home. You remember - the two gallons of milk per day days.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2024 10:31 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2024 10:31 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 01, 2024 10:33 PM (vwMQp)
Hillary was right about everything Those who didn't vote for her in 2016 GE bear responsibility for this travesty of justice.
That would be me.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 01, 2024 10:33 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2024 10:31 PM (RIvkX)
Mama Eromero and her sisters was real partial to Elvis, but in her later years she would sit ant watch the Gaither Family for hours.
Posted by: Eromero at July 01, 2024 10:33 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 01, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l)
So, why trust them if Trump wins?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 01, 2024 10:33 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2024 10:31 PM (WXNFJ)
I used to cut milk with powdered milk to make it stretch.
Posted by: ALH at July 01, 2024 10:34 PM (xJEPL)
I'm Brian!
Posted by: Spartacus at July 01, 2024 10:34 PM (gKWVE)
"saddest thing I've ever listened to"
Biden campaign has given up, the SCOTUS decision broke them.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2024 10:34 PM (5p7BC)
But man if they put her off the ticket for a white person there will be no justice no peace.
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 10:34 PM (cvZX6)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2024 10:27 PM (S6gqv)
===
I disagree. I think there is a deep well of resentment against her. I would be surprised if she could beat Trump in California.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2024 10:35 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Tonypete at July
I'm spending about the same on just myself as I did with two boys in the house. And I was feeding their friends too!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 01, 2024 10:35 PM (AqmFA)
Posted by: Don Black at July 01, 2024 10:35 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2024 10:34 PM (5p7BC)
Evil never rests. They'll come up with something.
Posted by: ALH at July 01, 2024 10:35 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2024 10:34 PM (5p7BC)
No need to dump him, then.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 01, 2024 10:36 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 01, 2024 10:36 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 10:37 PM (cvZX6)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Based on their performance when he was President, I won't.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 01, 2024 10:37 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 10:37 PM (cvZX6)
Wonder where they get the gas from?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 01, 2024 10:37 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2024 10:37 PM (5p7BC)
Must've been the harmonica. She had no problem with Willie Dixon.
Posted by: mindful webworker's orange blues at July 01, 2024 10:38 PM (BtH9a)
it was doing to him. He showered with his young daughter and probably worse. Look at the kids. They are drug addicts, perverts and criminals. The idea that Joe has ever been a decent guy is a media myth. He's a complete scumbag, a crook and
a traitor.
osted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2024
Comment of the year?
Posted by: LASue at July 01, 2024 10:38 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: ALH
When the last three were teenagers I considered it. But then, upon reflection, I recalled how shitty it tasted from when I was a kid. How Mom and Dad fed all ten of us, I'll never know. We didn't know we were poor - everyone around us was too and we just didn't notice.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2024 10:38 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at July
I'm spending about the same on just myself as I did with two boys in the house. And I was feeding their friends too!
Posted by: nurse ratched
I routinely spend around $100 at the grocery store and I'm just buying stuff for one.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 01, 2024 10:38 PM (sAmhv)
I'm praying that's all it is after dropping 3K getting sons car fixed up last week... Guy will hopefully get the parts and fix it tomorrow.
Posted by: lin-duh
Learned the hard way (in this AZ summer) that the capacitor only lasts 3 to 5 years: 250 for the capacitor. I took a picture of the box that it came out of and now have one from amazon sitting next to me. 16 bucks.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 10:39 PM (SOpeo)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2024 10:37 PM (5p7BC)
Bannon claimed Executive Privilege and then Trump released him from it and then he actually went and testified and they still put him in jail.
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 10:39 PM (cvZX6)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 01, 2024 10:40 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 01, 2024 10:40 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: ALH
When the last three were teenagers I considered it. But then, upon reflection, I recalled how shitty it tasted from when I was a kid.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2024 10:38 PM (WXNFJ)
We had that Carnation powder once. Once. Mom said I hated it so much, they never bought it again.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 01, 2024 10:40 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Some Rat
It could be his "wife", and he leaves because he's grief-stricken.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 01, 2024 10:42 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 01, 2024 10:26 PM (0eaVi)
Didn't want to.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
So by respecting the last House the current House can have The Gulag Master AG arrested and incarcerated at any time, right? RIGHT? WTH!!!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 10:43 PM (SOpeo)
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 10:43 PM (cvZX6)
Posted by: Willie Brown's Willie at July 01, 2024 10:43 PM (V5BDR)
______
Me: Discovery!!
Also me: Oh shoot. Fox News. They'll fold.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 01, 2024 10:43 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 10:43 PM (cvZX6)
Mazel Tov!
Posted by: ALH at July 01, 2024 10:44 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: runner at July 01, 2024 10:44 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2024 10:34 PM (5p7BC)
It’s an astounding thing when people caught in delusion suddenly are forced to confront reality.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2024 10:44 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 10:18 PM (7+K6
If she hasn't been hit over having black jail inmates kept beyond their sentenced time to up the amount of money the jails get, then there is very little that can touch her.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2024 10:44 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 01, 2024 10:44 PM (cOq4q)
I had a can of raid and the wasps just didn't care.
I got another spray that foams and this seems to work. I sprayed the nest as it was starting to get big and then I knocked it down without anything coming out to attack me.
But every night when I go out to check I find a new small nest. Tonight I destroyed the third nest since that first bigger one. The poison seems to be killing the wasps since I see their dead on the ground but...I keep finding new nests which I don't get
Posted by: 18-1 at July 01, 2024 10:44 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 01, 2024 10:45 PM (+o2mc)
Already knocked down the idea that Hurricane Beryl was the most intense June hurricane ever recorded in the Atlantic, using records from the '50s.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 01, 2024 10:10 PM (jGGMD)
Records from the '50s are obviously racist and sexist and stuff.
Posted by: leftists at July 01, 2024 10:45 PM (llON8)
Would have been funny if someone stood behind them with a sign calling for the local immigrants to take them as whores.
https://tinyurl.com/4jkdu6tc
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 01, 2024 10:46 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Willie Brown's Willie at July 01, 2024 10:43 PM (V5BDR)
====
This explains a lot.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2024 10:46 PM (RIvkX)
Funny how no one has used this as an excuse yet.
Posted by: torabora at July 01, 2024 10:46 PM (Tk6FH)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 01, 2024 10:46 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Boob thread, Activate!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2024 10:47 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 01, 2024 10:23 PM (+o2mc)
Cassandra was also a Doctor Who villain, who eventually had so many face lifts she wound up being a skin stretched out in a framework
Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2024 10:47 PM (D7oie)
As long as people treat the Presidential Elections as sporting events, rather than research projects, we're just gonna keep electing garbage.
Posted by: JQ at July 01, 2024 10:47 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 01, 2024 10:46 PM (8sMut)
-----------
It may be time to consider professional representation.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 01, 2024 10:48 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: mindful webworker's orange blues at July 01, 2024 10:38 PM (BtH9a)
Fucking harmonica!
Posted by: Somerset Frisby's Captors at July 01, 2024 10:48 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2024 10:34 PM (5p7BC)
-----
It’s an astounding thing when people caught in delusion suddenly are forced to confront reality.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2024 10:44 PM (S6gqv)
When do the cyanide capsules get used in the Biden Bunker?
Posted by: RickZ at July 01, 2024 10:48 PM (gKDq2)
Fool Them With Wasp Decoys !!
(help, from the annals of the itnterwebs)
"It’s a crazy thought but it’s very effective in keeping wasps away from building a nest in your property. Wasps are highly territorial insects, so if they see fake wasp nests around your home or yard, they’ll look elsewhere. Do note that this method will only be effective in the spring season when they’re still coming out of hibernation and have not built a new nest yet."
Posted by: runner at July 01, 2024 10:48 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Kindltot
And a goatee?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2024 10:49 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: runner at July 01, 2024 10:50 PM (V13WU)
______
Me: Discovery!!
Also me: Oh shoot. Fox News. They'll fold.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 01, 2024 10:43 PM (fs1hN)
I don't think it counts if he was committing a crime, such as sex with underage girls.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 01, 2024 10:51 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: TRex at July 01, 2024 10:51 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Confused at July 01, 2024 10:51 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2024 10:47 PM (WXNFJ)
They're not Trigglypuffs either.
Posted by: Somerset Frisby's Captors at July 01, 2024 10:51 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2024 10:47 PM (D7oie)
Yeah, I got around.
Biff! Pow!
Posted by: Dr. Cassandra at July 01, 2024 10:52 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: JQ at July 01, 2024 10:47 PM (njWTi)
I concur.
Posted by: Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho at July 01, 2024 10:53 PM (6if7h)
But the part I can understand is if I poisoned the nest how the queen survived when all the other wasps died. Or am I dealing with multiple queens? Presumably just like with the decoys a second queen wouldn't setup in my shed.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 01, 2024 10:53 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 10:43 PM (cvZX6)
Does sra blaster know?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 01, 2024 10:53 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Ezzio From Bensonhurst at July 01, 2024 10:53 PM (V5BDR)
I guarantee Hunter didn't turn off geolocation on those videos/pictures and could be charged where they occurred - likely DC/Delaware/NY/CA
But...those states do not care if he was raping underage girls.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 01, 2024 10:55 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Confused at July 01, 2024 10:51 PM (V5BDR)
Against Le Pen, I believe.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 01, 2024 10:56 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2024 10:57 PM (S6gqv)
As long as people treat the Presidential Elections as sporting events, rather than research projects, we're just gonna keep electing garbage.
Posted by: JQ at July 01, 2024 10:47 PM (njWTi)
I agree. That's exactly what pissed me off about the debate reactions. Trump Won! Biden Got Trounced! Very, very few mentioned the extremely clear and present danger our Country is in with Dementia Joe's cabal running things.
I don't think I'm misremembering, but the election maps on tv used to switch colors every election (until the '90s, IIRC). There were no red and blue teams when I grew up. Red and blue teams are used in war gaming scenarios. Unfortunately, proggies have turned politics into war. So that's how Trump became my C-in-C. I can't spare him, he fights.
Posted by: RickZ at July 01, 2024 10:57 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: 18-1
I have it on good authority that in DC and NY at least, Nobody Is Above The Law.
Posted by: if you're Republican at July 01, 2024 10:58 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Some Rat
Are you suggesting 60-75 year old men perchance? At least they would know what they are doing.
Or used to.
Posted by: Tonypete
*considers running for School Board*
Posted by: Miklos feels the call of Servicing at July 01, 2024 10:58 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Don Black at July 01, 2024 10:58 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 01, 2024 10:59 PM (NMNWr)
Posted by: mindful webworker's
*******
Hey mww-
How's your long-term recuperation going?
Posted by: muldoon at July 01, 2024 10:59 PM (uCfKO)
One Party Rule came in what, back in the early 2000's it was ARNOLD (not really a Republican) on paper only but after that, Edmund Gerald Brown Jr. (Bath house Boy) came in for a REPEAT no less by voter levels that were suspect from the start (crude beginnings of voter harvesting)and then he handed off to Nancy's Nephew..."The Gruesome." The voter harvesting cleared out Key State Senate seats to Democrates and for the first time EVER in California, Republican's lost to Democrates in none other than ORANGE COUNTY ??? One of the most STALWART RED counties in California.
It's like STALIN said..."It's not WHO votes....it is WHO counts the votes!"
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 01, 2024 11:03 PM (TDvv2)
==
I don't recall from that time, but it's been said that since the presstitutes had a meltdown over Reagan's 1984 landslide and a US map full of blue they switched R to red permanently after that.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 01, 2024 11:03 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 01, 2024 11:04 PM (sAmhv)
At some point in the last several years they decided "red" was a little too close to home perhaps to ever be associated with Democrats. Or something.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 01, 2024 11:06 PM (QrC69)
Posted by: ALH
When the last three were teenagers I considered it. But then, upon reflection, I recalled how shitty it tasted from when I was a kid. How Mom and Dad fed all ten of us, I'll never know. We didn't know we were poor - everyone around us was too and we just didn't notice.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2024 10:38 PM (WXNFJ)
That was one of my chores growing up - I would mix powdered milk up with water in the blender and we'd dilute the real milk with the made milk. It wasn't that bad half n half.
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at July 01, 2024 11:06 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2024 11:06 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 01, 2024 11:07 PM (QrC69)
Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at July 01, 2024 11:07 PM (hsWtj)
Not you people.
People in the broader context.
Posted by: muldoon at July 01, 2024 11:09 PM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Some Rat
It could be his "wife", and he leaves because he's grief-stricken.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 01, 2024 10:42 PM (VNX3d)
Kamala has the "stroke".
Joey appoints Jill as VP as per her orders.
Joey chokes on ice cream while stumbling when getting up from his desk.
Jill appoints Hunter as VP after pardoning him.
Meanwhile prefilled ballots are being printed by the hour ready for deposit into voting machines.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 01, 2024 11:09 PM (icmmM)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 01, 2024 11:06 PM (QrC69)
I want to say it was '92 or '96 when the networks stuck the parties with their now familiar colors.
I also remember Dan Rather, in 1996, stating on-air after the race was called for Clinton, "We won!"
Posted by: RickZ at July 01, 2024 11:10 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: the Dames, Pins, etc at July 01, 2024 11:10 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: muldoon at July 01, 2024 11:09 PM (uCfKO)
Oh, don't worry, i am terrible, I am also lazy, so it balances out.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2024 11:10 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: muldoon at July 01, 2024 11:10 PM (uCfKO)
Not you people.
People in the broader context.
Posted by: muldoon at July 01, 2024 11:09 PM (uCfKO)
===
Consider a career change to HR.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2024 11:10 PM (RIvkX)
-------
Punching academics in their
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2024 11:11 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at July 01, 2024 11:11 PM (n3DL0)
Backstory: Nixon had a home in San Clemente, CA
On one CBS national newscast, Walter Cronkite said that, "Nixon will be spending the holiday weekend in San Quentin."
Posted by: mnw at July 01, 2024 11:12 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at July 01, 2024 11:11 PM (n3DL0)
---------
Shhhhhh.
They *have* to get married.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 01, 2024 11:13 PM (+o2mc)
The worst probably can't spell "terrible", so there is an easy test.
Posted by: Miklos, singing "You Light Up my Life" with Debby Boone at July 01, 2024 11:13 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2024 11:14 PM (0FoWg)
@Breaking911 1m
🤡🤣 Top Biden campaign advisor Keisha Lance Bottoms accuses editorial boards of election interference for writing negative pieces about Biden.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 01, 2024 11:14 PM (IG4Id)
-------
Punching academics in their
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Don't have the stamen to handle my pistil
Posted by: Miklos, biologizing at July 01, 2024 11:15 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Keisha Lance-Bottoms at July 01, 2024 11:16 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2024 11:18 PM (RIvkX)
Dares to come out tonight and speak in full sentences as to TRUMP becoming a DICTATOR??? AND SCOTUS culpable???
Dr. Jill must have pumped him up with the good meth tonight.
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 01, 2024 11:18 PM (TDvv2)
@Breaking911 1m
🤡🤣 Top Biden campaign advisor Keisha Lance Bottoms accuses editorial boards of election interference for writing negative pieces about Biden.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 01, 2024 11:14 PM (IG4Id)
And Our Betters claim Trump is an Existential Threat to Democracy.
Posted by: Gref at July 01, 2024 11:19 PM (5fDan)
Dares to come out tonight and speak in full sentences as to TRUMP becoming a DICTATOR??? AND SCOTUS culpable???
------
Musta switched Joey's & Hunter's stashes...
Posted by: JQ at July 01, 2024 11:20 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 01, 2024 11:20 PM (dZVON)
@JebraFaushay 2h
He looks like a plastic container after you’ve had spaghetti in it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 01, 2024 11:20 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at July 01, 2024 11:11 PM (n3DL0)
---------
Shhhhhh.
They *have* to get married.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 01, 2024 11:13 PM (+o2mc)
Which one is pregnant?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 01, 2024 11:20 PM (llON8)
I read the The Washington Post's blurb on the SCOTUS decision today, and Sotomayor
Justice Sotomayor dissent: ‘The President is now a king above the law’
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/justice-sotomayor -dissent-the-president-is-now-a-king-above-the-law /ar-BB1pe5vc?ocid=BingNewsSerp
(remove space after "sotomayor" and after "law")
"Sotomayor warned that a president is now immune from criminal prosecution if he orders the Navy’s SEAL Team 6 to assassinate a political rival, or if he organizes a coup to hold on to political power.
If he takes a bribe in exchange for a pardon?"
Sotomayor bases her fears upon actions that were, are, and continue to be illegal, even under the recent SCOTUS decision. There is no evidence that we will become as Venezuela, and Sotomayor has not even made such an argument.
From whom is Sotomayor protecting us? Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana? He had the medals, but was not an American President.
Perhaps it is time for Sotomayor to retire.
Posted by: Arbalest at July 01, 2024 11:21 PM (FlRtG)
🤡🤣 Top Biden campaign advisor Keisha Lance Bottoms accuses editorial boards of election interference for writing negative pieces about Biden.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 01, 2024 11:14 PM (IG4Id)
No brains no headaches. The people are so fucking dumb
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 01, 2024 11:22 PM (WF/xn)
But you can be damn sure if I found out a student joined a mass movement of any kind, that's an automatic pass. I don't need frustrated, directionless, morose fanatics in the workplace, even if they don't happen to be maniac jew-haters who endorse extreme violence as a persuasion tactic.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2024 11:22 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: TRex at July 01, 2024 11:22 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Miklos is easily and even potentially amused at July 01, 2024 11:22 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: TRex at July 01, 2024 11:22 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: muldoon at July 01, 2024 11:23 PM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Miklos sends Krispy Kreme box to dear oppressed Sonia at July 01, 2024 11:24 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 01, 2024 11:24 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: m at July 01, 2024 11:25 PM (NHMTR)
From behind him, Hillary whispers, "The Rains of Castamere."
Posted by: Not George R. R. Martin at July 01, 2024 11:25 PM (6if7h)
At some point in the last several years they decided "red" was a little too close to home perhaps to ever be associated with Democrats. Or something.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 01, 2024 11:06 PM (QrC69)
IIRC, the three networks did the red/blue color swap in 1984 or 1988. I know that in 1980 the Dems were red and Republicans blue. I imagine Left-leaning ad agencies told the DNC and the Networks to swap the colors. Ad agencies know what sells.
Posted by: Gref at July 01, 2024 11:25 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: muldoon at July 01, 2024 11:26 PM (uCfKO)
********
Keisha! 'Sup Girlfriend!!? Muh Pilonidal Cystah!
Posted by: muldoon at July 01, 2024 11:23 PM (uCfKO)
She should go to Paris and join the feminista protest. She could be Keisha Glance Boobies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2024 11:26 PM (6T/Ac)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 01, 2024 11:13 PM (+o2mc)
Which one is pregnant?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
I hope they share chestfeeding duties.
Posted by: Dr. Spock (not the Star Trek guy) at July 01, 2024 11:26 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: muldoon at July 01, 2024 11:28 PM (uCfKO)
Posted by: muldoon
An ICD-10 code would be more than sufficient.
Posted by: Miklos wishes to retain that which can be retained at July 01, 2024 11:29 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: muldoon
Good thing as capitalization is a tool of the patriarchy!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2024 11:29 PM (WXNFJ)
Do NOT image search "pilonidal cyst"
Posted by: muldoon
Been There to assist in many a Lance and drain. And pack. And unpack. And repack.
But at least they aren't as foul smelling as an infected sebaceous cyst. Cottage cheese can blast across the room. Nasty buggers.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 01, 2024 11:29 PM (kzq+c)
Joey appoints Jill as VP as per her orders.
Joey chokes on ice cream while stumbling when getting up from his desk.
Jill appoints Hunter as VP after pardoning him.
Meanwhile prefilled ballots are being printed by the hour ready for deposit into voting machines.
Posted by: The Man from Athens
The House has to approve a VP replacement. Still possible, depending on how many can be persuaded, but not automatic.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 01, 2024 11:29 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Germans like capitalizations at July 01, 2024 11:29 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: SMOD at July 01, 2024 11:30 PM (GITLP)
Posted by: ALH at July 01, 2024 11:30 PM (xJEPL)
Would have been funny if someone stood behind them with a sign calling for the local immigrants to take them as whores.
https://tinyurl.com/4jkdu6tc
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 01, 2024 10:46 PM (0eaVi)
On mute, that's hot...well, except for the gal that apparently doesn't like to trim her axilas.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 01, 2024 11:31 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Obscure concert aficionado at July 01, 2024 11:31 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: TitanTom at July 01, 2024 11:32 PM (mLHwG)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 01, 2024 11:32 PM (QrC69)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 01, 2024 11:33 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Lance McBoyle at July 01, 2024 11:34 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2024 11:34 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Common Tater
I have an original Nixon/Agnew bumper sticker.
Need a car of appropriate age to put it on.
Posted by: Miklos has odd things at July 01, 2024 11:34 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: ALH at July 01, 2024 11:30 PM (xJEPL)
There's still time !
Posted by: El Donald Taco bowl lover at July 01, 2024 11:34 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Who did they open for?
Posted by: Obscure concert aficionado at July 01, 2024 11:31 PM (XIkHl)
Well I just got here so maybe I shouldn't laugh but that's funny.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 01, 2024 11:34 PM (vwMQp)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 01, 2024 11:35 PM (QrC69)
One suggests that they ate the mildest end of the spina bifida spectrum.
The other says that they are a partially reabsorbed conjoined twin.
The third school of thought thinks they are actually inverted vestigial tails.
Posted by: muldoon at July 01, 2024 11:35 PM (uCfKO)
Posted by: muldoon at July 01, 2024 11:28 PM (uCfKO)
Capitalization is a White Supremacist tool to maintain Institutional Racism!
Posted by: Jamaal Bowman at July 01, 2024 11:35 PM (5fDan)
Looking at youtube, they alternated red and blue until 1996. R's in 1988 were blue, 1992 red, 1996+ red
Posted by: Chuck C at July 01, 2024 11:35 PM (yOPBE)
...
Perhaps it is time for Sotomayor to retire.
Posted by: Arbalest at July 01, 2024 11:21 PM (FlRtG)
Here, Sonya, have some cookies...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 01, 2024 11:36 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 01, 2024 11:36 PM (+o2mc)
But every night when I go out to check I find a new small nest. Tonight I destroyed the third nest since that first bigger one. The poison seems to be killing the wasps since I see their dead on the ground but...I keep finding new nests which I don't get
Posted by: 18-1 at July 01, 2024 10:44 PM (oZhjI)
You have to do that hornet killing just before dark, so that all of them are back in the nest. Otherwise the late arrivers will just start another one.
Also, they go slower at dusk and later so that gives you a little more of an edge if they swarm instead of die.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 01, 2024 11:36 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Who did they open for?
Posted by: Obscure concert aficionado at July 01, 2024 11:31 PM (XIkHl)
The County Medical Examiners
https://tinyurl.com/scc5ya6u
Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2024 11:36 PM (ZZC6g)
And then got rid of Nixon.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 01, 2024 11:36 PM (QrC69)
It is written in the Koran: Never stick your d*ck into crazy.
Posted by: An Astere Muslim Scholar at July 01, 2024 11:36 PM (6if7h)
Posted by: muldoon at July 01, 2024 11:28 PM (uCfKO)
Capitalization is a White Supremacist tool to maintain Institutional Racism!
Posted by: Jamaal Bowman at July 01, 2024 11:35 PM (5fDan)
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 01, 2024 11:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 01, 2024 11:37 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2024 11:37 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: muldoon at July 01, 2024 11:35 PM (uCfKO)
A prehensile tail could be useful. You could drink a beer while operating a zero-turn mower.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2024 11:37 PM (6T/Ac)
Posted by: mULDOON at July 01, 2024 11:38 PM (uCfKO)
Need a car of appropriate age to put it on.
Posted by: Miklos has odd things
Lemme check the barn. I'm sure there's a '68 volvo 242 buried in there somewhere.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2024 11:39 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Common Tater
No, a simple majority, each. 25th Amendment, Section 2.
Posted by: Jamaal Bowman at July 01, 2024 11:39 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Gref at July 01, 2024 11:39 PM (5fDan)
It is written in the Koran: Never stick your d*ck into crazy.
Posted by: An Astere Muslim Scholar at July 01, 2024 11:36 PM (6if7h)
That's what sheep, goats, camels, and little boys are for.
Posted by: Muhhammud Ackbar at July 01, 2024 11:40 PM (ynpvh)
**********
I want all three of those.
Posted by: mULDOON at July 01, 2024 11:40 PM (uCfKO)
Also, they go slower at dusk and later so that gives you a little more of an edge if they swarm instead of die.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 01, 2024 11:36 PM (FCbAQ)
Wait until dark, until they are all in the nest. Shove an M-80 in the hole in the bottom of the nest, light the fuse, and run like the wind!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2024 11:40 PM (6T/Ac)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2024 11:39 PM (WXNFJ)
Dad drove one of those for years. He was never fond of it, but it was paid for. He sold it and bought a Pinto station wagon.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2024 11:40 PM (D7oie)
@Breaking911 1m
🤡🤣 Top Biden campaign advisor Keisha Lance Bottoms accuses editorial boards of election interference for writing negative pieces about Biden.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
LOL! Wait, she's serious. LOL!!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 01, 2024 11:40 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2024 11:41 PM (RIvkX)
"It's bad. Real bad."
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Rich Baris
Chuck Barris
Posted by: Miklos sees a 2024 Gong Show at July 01, 2024 11:41 PM (XIkHl)
********
That just doesn't look right...
Posted by: mULDOON at July 01, 2024 11:38 PM (uCfKO)
𝕸 𝖚 𝖑 𝖉 𝖔 𝖔 𝖓
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 01, 2024 11:42 PM (ynpvh)
Chuck Barris
Posted by: Miklos sees a 2024 Gong Show at July 01, 2024 11:41 PM (XIkHl)
George Barris>>>Chuck Barris>>>Rich Baris
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2024 11:42 PM (6T/Ac)
Posted by: muldoon at July 01, 2024 11:43 PM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
For a moment, but just a moment, I thought you were talking about pilonidal cyst treatments.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2024 11:43 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Rich Baris
Chuck Barris
Posted by: Miklos sees a 2024 Gong Show at July 01, 2024 11:41 PM (XIkHl)
-------------
*tosses confetti*
Posted by: Rip Taylor at July 01, 2024 11:43 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2024 11:43 PM (D7oie)
me holding a 4X4 over the site while the DOC punched in with a #11 blade...the 4X4 to prevent the PUS from shooting up to the ceiling on some of them...and DAT SMELL!!! Used to have small bottles of Mint Oil back in the day to smear inside our masks
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 01, 2024 11:44 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2024 11:44 PM (RIvkX)
Volvo didn't introduce the 242 until 1974.
Posted by: 1-800 Kars 4-Kids at July 01, 2024 11:44 PM (V5BDR)
https://tinyurl.com/scc5ya6u
Posted by: Robert
There was a band in Hungary called The Galloping Coroners
Fun shows
Posted by: Miklos enjoyed at July 01, 2024 11:44 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2024 11:43 PM (WXNFJ)
Might work for that, too!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2024 11:45 PM (6T/Ac)
Posted by: nurse ratched
I had one of those 40 years ago, on the upper rear of my right shoulder. I had no idea what it was. I squeezed it with my left thumb and index finger, and (disgusting details deleted).
Posted by: Gref at July 01, 2024 11:45 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2024 11:46 PM (RIvkX)
===
That's impressive.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2024 11:44 PM (RIvkX)
Amazing what you can do with copy/paste...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 01, 2024 11:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: muldoon at July 01, 2024 11:46 PM (uCfKO)
Posted by: 1-800 Kars 4-Kids at July 01, 2024 11:44 PM (V5BDR)
Yeah. It would be a 142 in '68. Pretty stout cars, with very comfortable seats for their class.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2024 11:47 PM (6T/Ac)
Posted by: muldoon
Generally speaking, if it gets sticky, I wash it.
Posted by: Miklos, that much I can tell you at July 01, 2024 11:48 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Nightwatch
Over the years, I've broken damn near every long bone I have including a few ribs, had dozens of sutures put in, and fractured my skull - but NOTHING ever hurt as bad as the Dr. injecting Lidocaine into my eyelids for some recent surgery.
I damn near tore off the arm rest of the treatment chair I was sitting in. Wowza.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2024 11:48 PM (WXNFJ)
********
That just doesn't look right...
Posted by: mULDOON at July 01, 2024 11:38 PM (uCfKO)
-------
Nice try, Fritz.
I still have your book of humorless limericks published under the name "Herr Doktor Muldühn Reimschmied."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2024 11:48 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: muldoon
Generally speaking, if it gets sticky, I wash it.
Posted by: Miklos, that much I can tell you at July 01, 2024 11:48 PM (XIkHl)
I think he means sticking, like poking with a stick...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 01, 2024 11:48 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tonypete
********
Threadwinner!!
(*posthumous)
Posted by: muldoon at July 01, 2024 11:49 PM (uCfKO)
Posted by: 1-800 Kars 4-Kids
142, 242 - whatever it takes.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2024 11:49 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2024 11:50 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: 1-800 Kars 4Kids at July 01, 2024 11:50 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: polynikes at July 01, 2024 11:50 PM (SHMXB)
The Cause of Death requires a cause, and a death. Well, it could be a causable death, or a dearth of causes...over in Pixley....
Posted by: County Medical Examiner Hank Kimball at July 01, 2024 11:51 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: polynikes at July 01, 2024 11:52 PM (SHMXB)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
You American Trump boys fight for what? While Hunter is enjoying your wives and sisters!
Posted by: Axis Sally, broadcasting from American Heartland of New York at July 01, 2024 11:54 PM (XIkHl)
But, to his credit, he did lose his show for choking a Clear Channel producer.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2024 11:55 PM (0FoWg)
A lot of people seemed to be under the impression that they just chose whomever they wanted to for VP. I'm talking about those on the left. It's been interesting to hear the lamentations on the lefty discussion groups. Apparently Joe didn't do so well the other night.
still impressed with the fact that both right and left wing prognosticators, who don't agree on ANYTHING, were agreed 6 months or a year ago, maybe more, that Joe Biden is the nominee or candidate without some serious gymnastics. I guess we're all getting an education here. Thanks!
Posted by: Common Tater at July 01, 2024 11:55 PM (QrC69)
The other day she brought home a puppy and it had a face like Kamala Harris. I said where in the Hell did you get such an ugly creature. She said we are keeping it.
I said the only way we are keeping it is that we shave it's ass and teach to walk backwards.
She said shut up because you are not Bill Clinton.
I tell you I get no respect !!!!!
Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at July 01, 2024 11:55 PM (PYJJG)
I was...post treatment included packing the cavity after the pus was drained out with a copious amount of usually 1/4 to 1/2 inch Iodoform Packing Strip that was placed inside to keep pus from returning. SITZ BATHS for 2 days and then return to have the packing removed.
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 01, 2024 11:56 PM (TDvv2)
She likes to talk after sex, ya know?
Last night she called me from Vegas
Posted by: Rodney Miklos-Dangerfield at July 01, 2024 11:58 PM (XIkHl)
I've been calling attention on previous threads to a new Saint Anselm College poll today:
NH: Trump +2
previous: NH: Biden +9
Posted by: mnw at July 01, 2024 11:59 PM (NLIak)
NH: Trump +2
previous: NH: Biden +9
Posted by: mnw
Holy Hand Grenade!
Posted by: Brother Maynard at July 02, 2024 12:00 AM (XIkHl)
I said the only way we are keeping it is that we shave it's ass and teach to walk backwards.
She said shut up because you are not Bill Clinton.
I tell you I get no respect !!!!!
Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at July 01, 2024 11:55 PM (PYJJG)
https://youtu.be/uhn80WjWyFw
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2024 12:02 AM (6T/Ac)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 02, 2024 12:02 AM (F97Kf)
When I got home the other night, my wife met me at the door in a sexy negligee. But she was on her way out!
Posted by: mnw at July 02, 2024 12:03 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: CAToken at July 02, 2024 12:06 AM (2+yws)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 02, 2024 12:06 AM (F97Kf)
When I got home the other night, my wife met me at the door in a sexy negligee. But she was on her way out!
Posted by: mnw
I complained to my wife the other day she snores. She told me "No one else mentions it!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at July 02, 2024 12:07 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Braenyard
I read that in a Joe Isuzu voice.
Posted by: Miklos just did that at July 02, 2024 12:07 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Kindltot
Wait, was she the face of Bo? (Not the face of Beau, who died saving Gallifrey from the Daleks.)
Posted by: John Drake Is Somewhat Impressed By The Astrakhan Kremlin at July 02, 2024 12:07 AM (JFyq7)
A lot of people seemed to be under the impression that they just chose whomever they wanted to for VP. I'm talking about those on the left. It's been interesting to hear the lamentations on the lefty discussion groups. Apparently Joe didn't do so well the other night.
still impressed with the fact that both right and left wing prognosticators, who don't agree on ANYTHING, were agreed 6 months or a year ago, maybe more, that Joe Biden is the nominee or candidate without some serious gymnastics. I guess we're all getting an education here. Thanks!
Posted by: Common Tater at July 01, 2024 11:55 PM (QrC69)
Well, Joe IS the POTUS (Puppet of the United States)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2024 12:07 AM (ynpvh)
I will have to go back to the 70's and one of my best friends Marty, whose Dad worked on a Chevy Dealership for 2 decades in our home town then descended into Alcoholism and destroyed his family.
Marty moved away when I was 16.
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 02, 2024 12:08 AM (TDvv2)
She likes to talk after sex, ya know?
Last night she called me from Vegas
Posted by: Rodney Miklos-Dangerfield at July 01, 2024 11:58 PM (XIkHl)
If, during sex, she laughs, no matter what book she's reading...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2024 12:09 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 02, 2024 12:09 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: mnw at July 02, 2024 12:10 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Kindltot
Wait, was she the face of Bo? (Not the face of Beau, who died saving Gallifrey from the Daleks.)
Posted by: John Drake Is Somewhat Impressed By The Astrakhan Kremlin at July 02, 2024 12:07 AM (JFyq7)
Makes sense; does Kumala have a sonic screwdriver?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2024 12:10 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Chuck C at July 02, 2024 12:11 AM (yOPBE)
Posted by: Tonypete
-------------------------
Sorry about that. I thought you were white collar. Was recreational errors?
Posted by: Braenyard at July 02, 2024 12:12 AM (F97Kf)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 02, 2024 12:12 AM (TDvv2)
Keisha Lance Bottoms
One would think that she might have decided that dropping the "Lance" portion of her name would be a decided plus.
Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at July 02, 2024 12:13 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 02, 2024 12:13 AM (F97Kf)
So I paid her the two hundred
Posted by: Miklos just made that one up at July 02, 2024 12:14 AM (XIkHl)
Different character who was made almost immortal by some shenanigans involving a misbehaving canid of some kind.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 02, 2024 12:14 AM (dZVON)
Keisha Lance Bottoms
One would think that she might have decided that dropping the "Lance" portion of her name would be a decided plus.
Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot:
------------------------------
She's into S&M.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 02, 2024 12:14 AM (F97Kf)
When I was young and poor, we did not have a "blender."
No new mattresses, either.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 02, 2024 12:15 AM (zdLoL)
I was behind a Jaguar F-Pace the other day. The "F-Pace" badge, I swear, I read it as F-Face... like fkface, and just started laughing!
Oh, gonna pass me on the left? Hahaha, go for it f*ckface! LOL hahaha
Posted by: JQ at July 02, 2024 12:16 AM (njWTi)
---------------------------
Older sibling in trouble for beating up younger brother.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 02, 2024 12:16 AM (F97Kf)
...
Posted by: muldoon at July 01, 2024 11:35 PM (uCfKO)
Whenever I see "pilonidal cyst" I think of the movie "Cinderella Liberty."
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 02, 2024 12:17 AM (w6EFb)
1 ) Porsche
2 ) BMW
3 ) Volvo
Audi has entered the chat. Posted by: Chuck C at July 02, 2024 12:11 AM (yOPBE)
Q. Know the difference between a Dog and a Corvette?
A. Dog has it's asshole on the OUTSIDE.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2024 12:17 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: JQ at July 02, 2024 12:17 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Miklos shrugs at July 02, 2024 12:18 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Arbalest at July 01, 2024 11:21 PM (FlRtG)
F that. I want her to lose her feet and have to ve wheeled into oral argument by Kagan.
Posted by: Put the DIE in Diabetes at July 02, 2024 12:19 AM (bDO8y)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
I observe the Okras nightly.
Posted by: the Thing in the Woods at July 02, 2024 12:20 AM (XIkHl)
Hey mww-
How's your long-xterm recuperation going?
Posted by: muldoon
Living with an ileostomy waiting to see if the guts heal up enough to put me back together. TMI? Not fun butt... uh, not fun, but stable and glad to be alive and (otherwise) healthy & stable. Thanks for asking.
And y'all? Last I read they'd dug a 10x10x6 hole and found... nothing. Any further news?
Posted by: mindful webworker's flakey computer at July 02, 2024 12:20 AM (BtH9a)
F that. I want her to lose her feet and have to ve wheeled into oral argument by Kagan.
Posted by: Put the DIE in Diabetes at July 02, 2024 12:19 AM (bDO8y)
Peg leg Soto
Posted by: El Donald Taco bowl lover at July 02, 2024 12:20 AM (WF/xn)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Unfortunately, Rassilon took it away from her after he discovered what Pete Buttigieg was using the Tardis for.
Posted by: John Drake Is Somewhat Impressed By The Astrakhan Kremlin at July 02, 2024 12:21 AM (JFyq7)
Tides coming in, boats are floating, candles are burning and
lawyers are busy with their quills.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 02, 2024 12:21 AM (F97Kf)
Posted by: Anthony Blinken at July 02, 2024 12:21 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: mnw at July 02, 2024 12:21 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: RickZ at July 01, 2024 10:57 PM (gKDq2
They did. NBC assigned us Scary Commie Red in 2000 and then the Obama people cemented it with his "no red or blue state" bullshit psy-op mindfuck in 2004, which was intended to basically teach that there ARE red and blue states and the country is irrevocably divided.
It would be like me suddenly saying to you out of nowhere "look I don't think your friend Jane is a MURDERER" and you'd be like "shit well I didn't think so either until now".
Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 12:22 AM (lX8VI)
1 ) Porsche
2 ) BMW
3 ) Volvo
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 02, 2024 12:09 AM (IG4Id)
My 330ci is 20 years old and it kicks ass.
Only 50k miles too.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 02, 2024 12:22 AM (W/lyH)
But let’s be clear. When they speak of the “administrative state,” they’re talking about agencies tasked with protecting the public from corporations that seek profits at the expense of the health, safety, and pocketbooks of average Americans. Regulations are the means by which agencies translate broad legal mandates into practical guardrails. ...
_yee hawww - their mewling tears bring joy to my day.
https://shorturl.at/Ad8Wg
Posted by: Braenyard at July 02, 2024 12:24 AM (F97Kf)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 02, 2024 12:26 AM (BF4m0)
That based Chinese girl would call it Poop on Penis Month.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 02, 2024 12:28 AM (A6jz3)
Posted by: Common Tater
Rush Limbaugh used to comment on who runs who-do the Dems run the media or the other way around?
Posted by: Miklos and the World Wonders at July 02, 2024 12:29 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2024 12:29 AM (ynpvh)
1 ) Porsche
2 ) BMW
3 ) Volvo
Posted by: weft cut-loop'
When I was driving the Chicago Edens and I-90, in the 1990s, the worst, by which I mean inconsistent and unpredictable, were the Pontiac Grand Am and Nissan Sentra. They'd scream past in the right lane, and a mile up the road they'd be parked under the speed limit in the far left. Total inconsistency; you never had any idea what they were going to do or when they would do it.
The luxury Dick-Mobiles were at least consistent: they always were going far faster than my truck, so once around me, not an issue.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 02, 2024 12:29 AM (43xH1)
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 02, 2024 12:30 AM (Upff2)
Posted by: Biden is Finished
Nah, we'll just burn some shit and beat some people up and call Trump a fascist
Posted by: Leftists with limited playbook at July 02, 2024 12:32 AM (XIkHl)
What is that line from Alinsky the Lefties luv? Make your enemy play by their own rules?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2024 12:32 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Biden is Finished
-----
Nah, we'll just burn some shit and beat some people up and call Trump a fascist
Posted by: Leftists with limited playbook at July 02, 2024 12:32 AM (XIkHl)
So, a day ending in 'y'?
Posted by: RickZ at July 02, 2024 12:33 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Common Tater
------------------------------------
There's no split. They all changed in concert. Same script.
Joey's in the cold.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 02, 2024 12:33 AM (F97Kf)
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 02, 2024 12:34 AM (Upff2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2024 12:36 AM (6T/Ac)
Have to think some latent Psychosis from being a Vietnam Vet. that he never dealt with but I'm just guessing as are the rest of the family.
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 02, 2024 12:36 AM (TDvv2)
Biden status today downgraded from "Won't let him drive" to "Won't let him go out to the mailbox and back."
Posted by: Auspex at July 02, 2024 12:37 AM (j4U/Z)
What a mistake.
I did not get any sleep.
Now I'm at the office playing the soundtrack to THIEF, also by Tangerine Dream.
SORCERER *might be* (hear me out here) better in French. There's not much dialogue anyway, and it somewhat changes the nominal 'star' from Schieder to Bruno Cremer. It's absolutely not one iota less intense.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 02, 2024 12:38 AM (43xH1)
Posted by: Auspex
sad
Posted by: Let's Go Brandon! at July 02, 2024 12:39 AM (XIkHl)
Later y'all
Posted by: muldoon
Dang it. I was afraid I'd missed him.
Posted by: mindful webworker's speed bumps in the info highway at July 02, 2024 12:39 AM (BtH9a)
Posted by: Auspex
Hopefully to be further downgraded to "chained to the wall watching Errol Flynn, and thrilled when Chunk throws him a candy bar"
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 02, 2024 12:40 AM (A6jz3)
Posted by: El Donald Taco bowl lover at July 02, 2024 12:41 AM (WF/xn)
Later y'all
Posted by: muldoon
It's all about the Dental Plan.
Posted by: Miklos can whistle through his remaining teeth at July 02, 2024 12:43 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 02, 2024 12:43 AM (A6jz3)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 02, 2024 12:44 AM (TDvv2)
"Hey, I wanna make a movie about desperate guys driving trucks through a jungle! It's a mobster, an assassin, a Fraudster, and an Arab terrorist!"
"Here's 20 million dollars!"
Posted by: LenNeal at July 02, 2024 12:44 AM (43xH1)
Posted by: mnw at July 02, 2024 12:45 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 02, 2024 12:45 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: El Donald Taco bowl lover at July 02, 2024 12:41 AM (WF/xn)
Off sock.
It was a total POS. Had an 88 horsepower 4 banger in it
Was a rebadged cavalier
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 02, 2024 12:45 AM (WF/xn)
- - - -
Nope, none of you are seeing the endgame
They are going to replace Harris with Michelle O
You've been warned...
Posted by: As not seen on TV at July 02, 2024 12:46 AM (dXN+4)
Posted by: El Donald Taco bowl lover'
I DO.
It was my ex-wife's first car, she had it when I met her. She got it from her great-grandmother. It was a kind of cream exterior with a light color vinyl top and interior, cream leather seats.
She called it 'The Buttermobile'.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 02, 2024 12:47 AM (43xH1)
My parents had the dubious distinction of not only having a "Cadillac" Cimmaron, but also a Renault Alliance (Car of the Year)
Posted by: Chuck C at July 02, 2024 12:49 AM (yOPBE)
You've been warned...
Posted by: As not seen on TV
IOW, Harris will get schlonged...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 02, 2024 12:50 AM (HGHEk)
🤡🤣 Top Biden campaign advisor Keisha Lance Bottoms accuses editorial boards of election interference for writing negative pieces about Biden.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
-----
Lance Bottoms is an empty suit. She quit as Atlanta Mayor after one term, blaming the hot mess that Atlanta has become on, among other things, "Having a madman (Trump) for President"
Amusingly, CBS called her 'Atlanta's second black mayor'. Every Mayor since 1974 has been black, 7 of them.
After she gave up as Mayor, she was lured into the Biden administration, where she stayed for...8 months...before returning to Atlanta.
Now, she's been recruited as 'A senior advisor'. Georgia must be polling badly for Joe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2024 12:50 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: LenNeal at July 02, 2024 12:50 AM (43xH1)
You've been warned...
Posted by: As not seen on TV at July 02, 2024 12:46 AM (dXN+4)
Ah, Ms. Resting Bitchface. Yeah, that'll go over well.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 02, 2024 12:54 AM (sRfrW)
Amusingly, CBS called her 'Atlanta's second black mayor'. Every Mayor since 1974 has been black, 7 of them.
After she gave up as Mayor, she was lured into the Biden administration, where she stayed for...8 months...before returning to Atlanta.
Now, she's been recruited as 'A senior advisor'. Georgia must be polling badly for Joe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2024 12:50 AM (XeU6L)
DAS RAYCISS!!
Posted by: Felicia Bill-Guisarme Badonkadonk at July 02, 2024 12:55 AM (bDO8y)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 02, 2024 12:55 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2024 12:57 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: As not seen on TV
They can't accept either.
This is the party of Historic Firsts.
Bill Clinton was "the first black president" because..... he could play the saxophone? I'm sure anyone trying to pull that today would be branded a racist and thrown out of polite society.
Barack Obama was "the first black president," demoting Bill to..... the first publicly intern-banging president. But Obama's not 100% African. So they've got space for another "first black president," demoting Obama to "the first partly-black president."
No way are they going to give up "first woman president" and "first black woman president" to the same woman.
Same reason they can't admit Obama was anything other than fiercely heterosexual. Can't have the first Alphabet Person pres and first black pres be the same guy.
Posted by: mikeski at July 02, 2024 12:59 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: El Donald Taco bowl lover at July 02, 2024 12:41 AM (WF/xn)
You mean the over-priced Chevy Cavalier?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 02, 2024 01:01 AM (QGaXH)
And so, I'm off.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 02, 2024 01:01 AM (MeG8a)
Even his dogs turn out screwed up, the most lovable creature of Man.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 02, 2024 01:02 AM (aXxgO)
Posted by: mindful webworker's done for the night at July 02, 2024 01:03 AM (BtH9a)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 02, 2024 12:50 AM (HGHEk)
Usually getting shlonged means a promotion for Kamala.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 02, 2024 01:03 AM (VSht7)
Now, that's really saying a mouthful, iddn't it?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2024 01:08 AM (e6UQI)
My parents had the dubious distinction of not only having a "Cadillac" Cimmaron, but also a Renault Alliance (Car of the Year)
Posted by: Chuck C
My parents had a Pontiac Phoenix. Similar, but without the cache of the Cadillac nameplate. The sister car to the early-80s Chev Citation, Buick Skylark, and Oldsmobile Omega.
That 80hp I4 was a beast. Specifically, a lame, recalcitrant mule.
Posted by: mikeski at July 02, 2024 01:09 AM (DgGvY)
Musk called he on it.
https://tinyurl.com/4spxkyc4
Posted by: Braenyard at July 02, 2024 01:10 AM (F97Kf)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 02, 2024 01:10 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: PabloD at July 02, 2024 01:11 AM (AwQBf)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 02, 2024 01:11 AM (F97Kf)
Multi-power-adjustable front seats. Auto dual-zone climate control.
Suspension refinements. Steering refinements. Better quality shocks n' struts. Upgraded interior materials. Even a higher standard for paint and exterior panel fit, etc.
The result? The base Cavalier now carried about a 400 lb. weight penalty when in Cimarron trim.
And the Iron Duke four banger base engine didn't like that one damn bit. Later Cimarrons came with the V-6 as standard. Because, they HAD to.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2024 01:15 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * navigating reality from the back seat at July 02, 2024 01:20 AM (Tofm4)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 02, 2024 01:23 AM (zdLoL)
Only reason it wasn't a GREAT engine, was that GM kept asking it to do more than it was intended to DO.
My ex had a Pontiac Sunfire coupe, so equipped, with a 4 speed manual.
It could seldom chirp the tires in 1st, and never in 2nd.
But, get the RPMs up into the torque curve, shift LATE, and it began to resemble a runner.
What it was really, REALLY good at? 40mpg highway. In a '79 Sunbird. THAT was some pretty damn astounding performance, even then.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2024 01:29 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2024 01:34 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2024 01:34 AM (XeU6L)
In those AM General, "Long Life Vehicles?"
Hell yes. I have to think that those were the PERFECT home for the Iron Duke engine.
Think of it as the four cylinder version of a Dodge Slant Six, and you won't be far wrong.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2024 01:36 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver
I'm a skosh younger than that. My parents were trying to establish a family in the 70s malaise. But that meant malaise-era used cars during the height of the Reagan recovery, since we were somewhere on the spectrum between "the working poor" and "lower-middle-class."
Posted by: mikeski at July 02, 2024 01:40 AM (DgGvY)
https://tinyurl.com/5frv6vy4
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 02, 2024 01:49 AM (VnS6u)
Mrs. Zelensky,
You've got a lovely Bugatti!
https://tinyurl.com/49u94zm7
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 02, 2024 01:52 AM (VnS6u)
------------
Man deserves a medal. He was assaulted, straight up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2024 01:52 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: LenNeal at July 02, 2024 01:53 AM (43xH1)
Posted by: As not seen on TV
They can't accept either.
This is the party of Historic Firsts.
No way are they going to give up "first woman president" and "first black woman president" to the same woman.
Posted by: mikeski at July 02, 2024 12:59 AM
As VP pick, M.O can skip any debates with Trump's VP, doesn't have to answer any policy questions, doesn't have to "run" at all. Biden is only a vehicle to get her into position, they then complete the cheat, then a few weeks after inaugeration, meet your new Prez...
Posted by: As not seen on TV at July 02, 2024 02:05 AM (UE0Q1)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * navigating reality from the back seat at July 02, 2024 02:17 AM (Tofm4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Definitely and the little dipwads are the ones who deserve assualt charges. Unfortunately, it's NYC. Should have got his money's worth and put a few more on the ground.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * navigating reality from the back seat at July 02, 2024 02:26 AM (Tofm4)
https://tinyurl.com/mry3uwfk
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 02, 2024 02:33 AM (VnS6u)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 02, 2024 02:35 AM (VnS6u)
*turns on elevator music*
I'm going to wander off and continue this conversation with myself on the front porch with a cigarette.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * navigating reality from the back seat at July 02, 2024 02:35 AM (Tofm4)
Now imagine the Demoncraps wise up and pull off this strategy:
https://tinyurl.com/3vvck65c
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 02, 2024 02:37 AM (VnS6u)
Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #01 at July 02, 2024 02:41 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 02, 2024 02:54 AM (VnS6u)
https://t.co/0eKs7ZmfxN
I think they meant 'failed'.
Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #02 at July 02, 2024 02:55 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #03 at July 02, 2024 02:56 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 02, 2024 03:01 AM (VnS6u)
https://mol.im/a/13590495
Jingle
"....... State Farm is NOT there ....."
Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #04 at July 02, 2024 03:07 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 02, 2024 03:14 AM (VnS6u)
Canada: Middle Eastern mob brutally beat lesbian couple celebrating a birthday
https://mol.im/a/13589947
You're 2 women and decide to confront 10 men, regardless of provenance? You are looking for trouble and these two were lucky that all they got was punches and kicks.
Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #05 at July 02, 2024 03:18 AM (qfLjt)
I'm up about an hour early, partly because of a certain black cat leaping around me in bed. (BS he's an "old man cat" at age two. Miss Linda calls him that in the evenings when he's relaxed on curled up on me. She doesn't see him racing around at 2 or 3 am.) Little Dagny La Siberienne still sleeps with me only rarely; she's stretched out on the table, thinking Dagny thoughts, I guess.
Need to work out, and I have a busy day today at work before I slide off to a nice five-day vacation. How 'bout you? Taking any time off before or after the Fourth?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 02, 2024 03:20 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * navigating reality from the back seat at July 02, 2024
***
SM, I'm really tempted to blow off my workout (it's probably nasty out there) and have a relaxing pipe.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 02, 2024 03:21 AM (omVj0)
https://mol.im/a/13589911
The pot calling the kettle black.
Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #06 at July 02, 2024 03:25 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 02, 2024
***
I saw that episode first run; must have been when I was in first grade. The shock of that ending has stayed with me to this day. Maybe as a grownup I'd have wondered why we didn't see any of the doctors' or nurses' faces, why everything was shadowed, and have expected the surprise; but at age six, wow.
I think MeTV is going to have a TZ marathon on the Fourth. No doubt that one will be part of it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 02, 2024 03:26 AM (omVj0)
"POV: It's been two hours, your knees are weakening, you have to go to the bathroom, and your mom is still talking to her church friend she bumped into."
Posted by: LenNeal at July 02, 2024 03:28 AM (43xH1)
But I did.
Heat index of 94, at not even 3 am.
Gee, the temp has plunged from yesterday at this time -- then, it was 98! Whee!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 02, 2024 03:33 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2024 03:35 AM (fwDg9)
"I was grocery shopping at Kroger and “Welcome To The Jungle” by Guns-n-Roses was one of the songs playing. There’s something to be said for this ambient music instead of “baby, you’re gonna diieee!” being screamed at you while you put the Cap’n Crunch in your cart…"
Posted by: LenNeal at July 02, 2024 03:36 AM (43xH1)
A good Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2024 03:36 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: LenNeal at July 02, 2024
***
Years ago I predicted Joan Jett and the Blackhearts would someday be elevator/grocery store music.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 02, 2024 03:37 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 02, 2024 03:40 AM (omVj0)
Canada: Middle Eastern mob brutally beat lesbian couple celebrating a birthday
https://mol.im/a/13589947
You're 2 women and decide to confront 10 men, regardless of provenance? You are looking for trouble and these two were lucky that all they got was punches and kicks.
Posted by: Ciampino
They did the meme! 'During Pride Month'. LoL! I mean, sorry they got beat up, but situational awareness is a choice. They chose otherwise.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 02, 2024 03:42 AM (sAmhv)
"I was grocery shopping at Kroger and “Welcome To The Jungle” by Guns-n-Roses was one of the songs playing. There’s something to be said for this ambient music instead of “baby, you’re gonna diieee!” being screamed at you while you put the Cap’n Crunch in your cart…"
Posted by: LenNeal
I wonder if they program that muzak for the customers in the shop. I've heard 80s era muzak in my local grocery store. I'll look around and most of the other customers are in my age bracket, more or less.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 02, 2024 03:50 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 02, 2024 03:53 AM (i4fVr)
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 02, 2024 04:08 AM (hoCmQ)
Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0477 seconds.
14 queries taking 0.0128 seconds, 477 records returned.
Page size 236 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)