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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Sue Coe
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2024 09:31 AM (ENQN6)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 03, 2024 09:31 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2024 09:31 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 03, 2024 09:31 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 03, 2024 09:31 AM (pJby3)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 03, 2024 09:32 AM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 09:32 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: BignJames at July 03, 2024 09:32 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 09:32 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 09:32 AM (HjUvk)
Posted by: Prepubescent Pachyderm at July 03, 2024 09:32 AM (w9Wax)
I saw the title before the art. I was expecting something tender and loving. I wanted to see the delight and surprise on the faces of the children. Instead, I am jarred and annoyed. Yuck.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 03, 2024 09:32 AM (Od6zA)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 03, 2024 09:32 AM (pJby3)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 03, 2024 09:32 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 03, 2024 09:32 AM (IUd0M)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 09:33 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 03, 2024 09:33 AM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 03, 2024 09:33 AM (Q0kLU)
—Critic Donald Kuspit
Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2024 09:34 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 03, 2024 09:34 AM (pJby3)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 03, 2024 09:33 AM (sJHOI)
More likely about Republican politicians...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 03, 2024 09:34 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: But that's just me at July 03, 2024 09:34 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 03, 2024 09:34 AM (VSht7)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 03, 2024 09:34 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 03, 2024 09:34 AM (JTwsP)
I saw the title before the art. I was expecting something tender and loving. I wanted to see the delight and surprise on the faces of the children. Instead, I am jarred and annoyed. Yuck.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 03, 2024 09:32 AM (Od6zA)
Yeah.
Why are they climbing up the elephant's back?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2024 09:34 AM (llON8)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 09:34 AM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Don Black at July 03, 2024 09:34 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2024 09:34 AM (os67U)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2024 09:34 AM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2024 09:35 AM (oZhjI)
Elephant, but no dog. Not art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2024 09:34 AM (1Nxff)
What if he was playing poker with the other elephant?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 03, 2024 09:35 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Watch The Tram Car Please at July 03, 2024 09:35 AM (Afn2d)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 03, 2024 09:35 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
The smokestacks are keeping the temp down.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 03, 2024 09:35 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Eeyore at July 03, 2024 09:35 AM (1bNHn)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2024 09:35 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 03, 2024 09:32 AM (Od6zA)
My work here is done.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2024 09:36 AM (d9fT1)
https://shorturl.at/TIPlH
"As a passionate, politically invested, and persuasive artist, Coe puts brutality in context, describing the kinship between the elephants and disenfranchised, exploited people including African Americans, deformed circus performers, blind children, and women acrobats performing on the high wire without nets."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2024 09:36 AM (llON8)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 03, 2024 09:35 AM (hOUT3)
Not sleeping, submissive. Cuckservatives.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 03, 2024 09:36 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2024 09:36 AM (1Nxff)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 03, 2024 09:32 AM (Od6zA)
My work here is done.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2024 09:36 AM (d9fT1)
HA!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2024 09:37 AM (llON8)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2024 09:35 AM (oZhjI)
that thar be some rib-cracking humor.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 03, 2024 09:37 AM (ynpvh)
Blind kids are about to get murdered by that tiger. See? Even the other elephant is beating feet cuz he doesn't want to get involved.
Tiger's like, "Fuck you, blind kids!"
Posted by: Robert at July 03, 2024 09:37 AM (b6t++)
Even if you're blind and a child.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 03, 2024 09:37 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 03, 2024 09:37 AM (NMNWr)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 09:37 AM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2024 09:36 AM
RESIST the MATRIARCHY!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2024 09:36 AM (llON
LOL
So, the DU underground was around back then?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 03, 2024 09:37 AM (pJby3)
Posted by: dantesed at July 03, 2024 09:37 AM (Oy/m2)
Six men of Hindustan
To learning much inclined
went to see the Elephant
Though all of them were blind
That each by observation
Might satisfy his mind
Satisfy his mind, satisfy his mind
Six men of Hindustan
To learning much inclined
Posted by: The Lyrics at July 03, 2024 09:37 AM (dg+HA)
Yes, Mildred, say it with me. Proboscis. Proboscis.
Posted by: Field Trip Teacher at July 03, 2024 09:38 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2024 09:38 AM (oaGWv)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 09:37 AM (Jh5b+)
If you squint just right, she could be Barack's mom.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 03, 2024 09:38 AM (RD05B)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 03, 2024 09:38 AM (sJHOI)
Why are they climbing up the elephant's back?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2024 09:34 AM (llON
They're kids, they'll climb on anything. As a child, I remember using the Picasso in Daley Plaza, Chicago, as a jungle gym.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 03, 2024 09:38 AM (VSht7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2024 09:36 AM (1Nxff)
Absolutely. She's a whackadoodle. But the painting amused me, and really, that's all that is important...besides irritating nurse ratched.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2024 09:38 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Robert at July 03, 2024 09:39 AM (b6t++)
The wisdom of out foreheads, the cunning of our knees.
We bowed our necks to service--they ne'er were loosed again,--
Make way there, way for the ten-foot teams
Of the Forty-Pounder train!
- Kipling
Posted by: Eeyore at July 03, 2024 09:39 AM (1bNHn)
more of a "90s edgy RAW illustrator" type than an actual artist tho
and some of those guys were actual artists
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 03, 2024 09:39 AM (s3qiR)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 03, 2024 09:39 AM (pJby3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
I'd posit that it is rare to see an elephant that isn't miserable.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 03, 2024 09:39 AM (VSht7)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2024 09:40 AM (1Nxff)
https://shorturl.at/TIPlH
"As a passionate, politically invested, and persuasive artist, Coe puts brutality in context, describing the kinship between the elephants and disenfranchised, exploited people including African Americans, deformed circus performers, blind children, and women acrobats performing on the high wire without nets."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2024 09:36 AM (llON
If it were done today:
About Obesity Activists, Hamas supporters, Trannies, and Paedophiles.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 03, 2024 09:40 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: crabgrass farmer at July 03, 2024 09:40 AM (tBDaX)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2024 09:38 AM (d9fT1)
So, you like living dangerously?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 03, 2024 09:40 AM (hOUT3)
and some of those guys were actual artists
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 03, 2024 09:39 AM (s3qiR)
She's a commie.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Robert at July 03, 2024 09:39 AM (b6t++)
I'm game.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)
WHO PUT THAT ON THE TELEPROMPTER?!?!?!
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at July 03, 2024 09:40 AM (llON8)
And happening to fall
Against his broad and sturdy side
At once began to bawl
"God bless me!
But this Elephant is very like a wall!"
Posted by: The Lyrics at July 03, 2024 09:40 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2024 09:40 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at July 03, 2024 09:40 AM (hqVaF)
Posted by: dantesed at July 03, 2024 09:37 AM (Oy/m2)
an accidentally honest statement about Socialism?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 03, 2024 09:41 AM (sJHOI)
https://www.wikiart.org/en/sue-coe
Sue Coe (born 21 February 1951) is an English artist and illustrator, working primarily in drawing and printmaking, and often in the form of illustrated books and comics. Her work in the tradition of social protest art and is highly political, often directed against capitalism and animal rights. Her commentary on political events and social injustice are published in newspapers, magazines and books, as well as hung in museum and gallery exhibitions. She lives in upstate New York.
Coe was born 21 February 1951 in Tamworth, Staffordshire. She grew up close to a slaughterhouse and developed a passion to stop cruelty to animals. [...] After receiving her M.A. from Royal College of Art, she moved to New York City (around 1972 or 1973), where she remained until 2001.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 09:41 AM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2024 09:41 AM (ENQN6)
So...timely.
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at July 03, 2024 09:41 AM (y7DxH)
Hey, Man, where you been? Missed your updates on the soap hoes.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 09:41 AM (v6JzV)
Cried, "Ho! what have we here
So very round and smooth and sharp
To me 'tis mighty clear
This wonder of an Elephant is very like a spear!"
Posted by: The Lyrics at July 03, 2024 09:42 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Watch The Tram Car Please at July 03, 2024 09:42 AM (Afn2d)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Fuck Blind Kids.
Posted by: Robert at July 03, 2024 09:39 AM (b6t++)
Famous British lawyer F. E. Smith was cross-examining a boy who was bringing suit for an injury. Smith asked the boy, "How far can you raise your arm?" The boy struggled to move it. "And how far before the injury?" Before counsel could stop him, the boy raised his arm all the way up.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2024 09:42 AM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 09:34 AM
"I can live a hundred years, I'm incredibly strong, and I'm gonna remember this shit."
Posted by: Jumbo at July 03, 2024 09:42 AM (RD05B)
Posted by: Your Kid's Art Professor, starting to get red pilled at July 03, 2024 09:43 AM (PiwSw)
And happening to take
The squirming trunk within his hands
Thus boldly up his spake
"I see," quoth he
"The Elephant is very like a snake!"
Posted by: The Lyrics at July 03, 2024 09:43 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 03, 2024 09:43 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 03, 2024 09:43 AM (NpAcC)
Good.
Go to North Korea and eat bark, dumbass, since you don't like capitalism.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 03, 2024 09:43 AM (pJby3)
yes I remember, that was her thing
she probably WAS featured in RAW
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 03, 2024 09:43 AM (s3qiR)
Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 09:44 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 03, 2024 09:44 AM (2AUjo)
But men acrobats risking their lives for your amusement is fine, right? By the way, what's a woman anyway, Mzzzz Artiste/Biologist?
Posted by: Oddbob at July 03, 2024 09:44 AM (/y8xj)
Where are you teaching?
I want to enroll my grandkids there!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 03, 2024 09:44 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: redridinghood
Yeah, not being able to see boobs would stink. But you could still feel them, so all would not be lost.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 09:45 AM (v6JzV)
-PETA
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2024 09:45 AM (RIvkX)
and felt about the knee
"What most this wondrous beast is like
Is mighty plain," quoth he
"'Tis clear enough the Elephant is very like a tree!"
Posted by: The Lyrics at July 03, 2024 09:45 AM (dg+HA)
This painting is all kinds of messed up, but not in the ways the artist intended.
Posted by: Wally at July 03, 2024 09:45 AM (hqVaF)
Posted by: Robert at July 03, 2024 09:45 AM (b6t++)
she was far from the most politically extreme
I just don't like the lazy way some artists use black as a mix color. it's so often a foible of illustrator-artists.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 03, 2024 09:45 AM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 09:41 AM (v6JzV)
Been tied up watching the Karen Read trial.
All I know is that Clint Howard carked it the other day on Bold and Beautiful, playing a bum that was turning his life around. LOL.
And Stuffy Stuffy was showing her big booty in a white dress.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 03, 2024 09:46 AM (pJby3)
Said: "Even the blindest man
Can tell what this resembles most
Deny the fact who can
This marvel of an Elephant is very like a fan!"
Posted by: The Lyrics at July 03, 2024 09:46 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2024 09:46 AM (ENQN6)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 03, 2024 09:47 AM (qZEuM)
Anyway...
Back home!
Just finishing a local delivery.
Watched Beverly Hills Cop. Never seen it before. It was great!
I may or may not have imbibed an adult beverage. It may or may not have been most delicious.
Posted by: Robert at July 03, 2024 09:47 AM (b6t++)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 09:45 AM (v6JzV)
You feel one, you want to feel them all.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 03, 2024 09:47 AM (pJby3)
==
https://www.wikiart.org/en/sue-coe
==
Her work in the tradition of social protest art and is highly political, often directed against capitalism and animal rights.
==
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 09:41 AM (Jh5b+)
So you're saying she likes a good barbecue?
Posted by: somebody needs an editor at July 03, 2024 09:48 AM (llON8)
https://tinyurl.com/yc8jxx4a
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 09:48 AM (Jh5b+)
about the beast to grope
Seizing on the swinging tail
that fell within his scope
"I see," quoth he, "the Elephant is very like a rope!"
Posted by: The Lyrics at July 03, 2024 09:48 AM (dg+HA)
Those Blind Swamis Ain't All That - a limerick
There was a blind zoo man named Enos
A genuine pachyderm genius
After taking a grope
Said "The tail's like a rope,
And the nose like a prehensile penis!"
Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2024 09:48 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 03, 2024 09:48 AM (3Fz6p)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 09:48 AM (cHOHf)
Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 09:48 AM (V13WU)
he needs to do what Youngkin did, at scale
that will cost
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 03, 2024 09:49 AM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2024 09:49 AM (GPtBB)
All of them were blind
Six men of Hindustan
To learning much inclined
To learning much inclined
And so these men of Hindustan
Disputed loud and long
Each in his opinion
Exceeding stiff and strong
Each was partly in the right
but all were in the wrong
So often theologic wars,
The disputants, I ween
Rail on in utter ignorance
Of what each other mean
And prate about an Elephant
Not one of them has seen!
Posted by: The Lyrics at July 03, 2024 09:49 AM (dg+HA)
I thought about that the other day. In particular, the line where Eddie Murphy says, in effect "I've been in prison. My dick gets hard if the wind blows."
Was that the movie?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 03, 2024 09:49 AM (pJby3)
https://youtu.be/sflmxkcKF3E?si=xZuggokjfww8RW03
It seems obvious now, that Conan the barbarian was inspired by Spartacus. Strong and inspiring, very clever without being scholarly.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 03, 2024 09:51 AM (cf/0E)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 03, 2024 09:51 AM (R+4G8)
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 03, 2024 09:51 AM (c4NPH)
Posted by: Lincoln Project at July 03, 2024 09:51 AM (AaY6N)
********
I would very much like to thank you for setting the stage for today's limerick.
Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2024 09:51 AM (uCfKO)
https://www.wikiart.org/en/sue-coe/deficit
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 09:51 AM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 09:48 AM (V13WU)
-----------
Maybe spend a little on developing Kamala attack adds because in the last 24 hours, the betting markets have her at even odds with Biden for the nomination.
Oh my my.
Posted by: WisRich at July 03, 2024 09:52 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at July 03, 2024 09:52 AM (c4NPH)
Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 09:52 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 09:52 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2024 09:52 AM (os67U)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Now, let's not make a hathi rush to judgment.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 09:52 AM (v6JzV)
https://www.wikiart.org/ en/sue-coe/deficit
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 09:51 AM (Jh5b+)
I never knew deficits were cool until Obama and Biden increased them.
Posted by: Sue Coe at July 03, 2024 09:53 AM (llON8)
==
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 09:41 AM (Jh5b+)
So, she made no money off her art, right? Because that would be awfully capitalistic........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 09:45 AM (v6JzV)
*******
Laverne Cox and Caitlyn Jenner awaits.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 03, 2024 09:53 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 09:53 AM (VoAdT)
https://is.gd/2ordwW
P.S. We'd have been in real trouble if they'd asked to be taken to our leader.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 03, 2024 09:53 AM (L/fGl)
Insert Airplane joke here.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2024 09:53 AM (ENQN6)
Posted by: Samwell Gamgee at July 03, 2024 09:54 AM (Afn2d)
I asked my mama for fifty cents
To see the elephant jump the fence
Jumped so high
He touched the sky
Didn't come down until the Fourth of July...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fd6cUYkJW8
Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2024 09:54 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 03, 2024 09:32 AM (Od6zA)
Perhaps you would enjoy the follow-up work: "Blind Children Trampled by an Elephant".
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 03, 2024 09:55 AM (6JcJC)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 09:55 AM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 03, 2024 09:55 AM (6JcJC
I know I would... Rotten kids
Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2024 09:55 AM (IyPmt)
The Democrats' Only Hope May Be a Last-Minute Hillary Campaign, and the GOP Should Prepare for It
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 03, 2024 09:55 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Dr. Rumack at July 03, 2024 09:55 AM (AaY6N)
Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 03, 2024 09:56 AM (VuZH8)
Insert Airplane joke here.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2024 09:53 AM (ENQN6)
They bought their ticket. I say let 'em crash.
Posted by: Robert at July 03, 2024 09:56 AM (b6t++)
Posted by: PabloD at July 03, 2024 09:56 AM (ohsd/)
Insert Airplane joke here.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2024 09:53 AM (ENQN6)
Ah, that's right. I had lasagna.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2024 09:46 AM
No, their closest relatives are Loxodonts, which also belong to the family Elephantidae.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 03, 2024 09:56 AM (R+4G8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 09:57 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
So she a homely gal pretending to be a what?
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2024 09:57 AM (ENQN6)
—-
Really? I haven’t noticed.
- upper middle class liberals in gated communities
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 03, 2024 09:57 AM (zwoD2)
Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2024 09:34 AM (os67U)
It can have a wider application to witnessing or participating in a momentous event. I've seen reference to the Forty-Niners setting out for California as "going to see the Elephant."
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 03, 2024 09:57 AM (T+Iwg)
The Democrats' Only Hope May Be a Last-Minute Hillary Campaign, and the GOP Should Prepare for It
------------------------
So we need to stock up on earplugs and blinders?
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 03, 2024 09:57 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: PabloD at July 03, 2024 09:56 AM (ohsd/)
"Perhaps you'd like to take a few laps around the track with us!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 09:57 AM (v6JzV)
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Desperation.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 03, 2024 09:58 AM (3Fz6p)
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 03, 2024 09:57 AM (n17eQ)
Old wooden clothespins.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 09:58 AM (VoAdT)
So she a homely gal pretending to be a what?
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2024 09:57 AM (ENQN6)
A man.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Little Jimmy Dickens at July 03, 2024 09:58 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2024 09:34 AM (os67U)
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Is the origin of this euphemism Cannae and Hannibal?
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 03, 2024 09:58 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2024 09:59 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 03, 2024 09:55 AM (6JcJC)
Whats that black tow jam seen on elephants?
Slow Natives.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2024 09:59 AM (ENQN6)
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 03, 2024 09:59 AM (zwoD2)
The Democrats' Only Hope May Be a Last-Minute Hillary Campaign, and the GOP Should Prepare for It
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 03, 2024 09:55 AM (L/fGl)
*cackles*
Posted by: Hillary! at July 03, 2024 09:59 AM (llON8)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Any longer and he wouldn't have a leg to stand on.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2024 09:59 AM (GPtBB)
Slow Natives.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2024 09:59 AM (ENQN6)
True story.
Posted by: Sambo at July 03, 2024 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Donner Party at July 03, 2024 10:00 AM (R+4G8)
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It would be great if Hungary won all the gold in women's sports.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 03, 2024 10:00 AM (n17eQ)
The Democrats' Only Hope May Be a Last-Minute Hillary Campaign, and the GOP Should Prepare for It
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 03, 2024 09:55 AM (L/fGl)
Bollard 1
Hilldog 0
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2024 10:00 AM (ENQN6)
Posted by: Skip
*********
Can also mean a rural kid going to the big city for the first time.
Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2024 10:00 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at July 03, 2024 10:01 AM (dg+HA)
It would be great if Hungary won all the gold in women's sports.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 03, 2024 10:00 AM (n17eQ)
Make the East German Swim Team Great Again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 10:01 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 10:01 AM (Jh5b+)
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It would be great if Hungary won all the gold in women's sports.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 03, 2024 10:00 AM (n17eQ)
NEIN!
Posted by: Germans who grew up in East Germany at July 03, 2024 10:01 AM (llON8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 03, 2024 10:01 AM (kpS4V)
Posted by: PabloD at July 03, 2024 09:56 AM (ohsd/)
At least I got Eddie Murphy right.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 03, 2024 10:01 AM (ufFY8)
"The olympics have always been Queer-Coded. It started as greased up Grecians copping a feel and fighting over who gets to be on top."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 10:02 AM (VoAdT)
The Democrats' Only Hope May Be a Last-Minute Hillary Campaign, and the GOP Should Prepare for It
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 03, 2024 09:55 AM (L/fGl)
The Republicans have to get across that it's not the person the Dems run it's the policies that matter... Any of the replacements for Joe are gonna have the same or maybe worse destructive policies
Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2024 10:02 AM (IyPmt)
Bill Kristol
@BillKristol
“The president’s wife is his closest adviser. She gets the last word in the debates about his future. She is not only unwavering, she is emphatic. The question now is whether she is letting that empathy and resolve get in the way of doing what’s right.”
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Yeah. "Empathy." That's the ticket.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 03, 2024 10:02 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Confirmed by Bat-boy and the grey alien.
Posted by: Auspex at July 03, 2024 10:03 AM (j4U/Z)
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Hey, those guys wrestled naked and there were no rules to the sport. You could easily loose your junk wrestling.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 03, 2024 10:03 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Skip
They couldn't hit an elephant...
Posted by: John Sedgewick at July 03, 2024 10:03 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at July 03, 2024 10:03 AM (qCacp)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2024 09:53 AM
--
Drumming anchor: bonk, biddy-bonk bonk
(Turns to camera 2): biddly-bonkety bonk.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 03, 2024 10:03 AM (RD05B)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Confirmed by Bat-boy and the grey alien.
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Cicada Man (aka Moth Man) chimes in.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 03, 2024 10:04 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2024 09:59 AM
A baculum and prehensility can both be amusing.
Posted by: Beverly Crusher at July 03, 2024 10:04 AM (R+4G8)
Just like the universities, we abandoned the field -- literally ran away -- and have left it wide open for their weakest practitioners to thrive. Here we stand sneering, mocking the idea of art, because we don't care to fight them.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 03, 2024 10:04 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at July 03, 2024 10:03 AM (qCacp)
*glares*
Posted by: Kamala at July 03, 2024 10:04 AM (llON8)
Posted by: Capt. Spalding at July 03, 2024 10:04 AM (jdHxK)
Posted by: S. Gross at July 03, 2024 10:04 AM (5c8hd)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 03, 2024 10:05 AM (XHV46)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 03, 2024 10:05 AM (qZEuM)
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Reaching its cinematic peak in the original Top Gun volleyball scene.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at July 03, 2024 10:05 AM (qCacp)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)
That's right, I had lasagna.
Vegetable lasagna?
https://youtu.be/DZySt3i2qm4
Posted by: Another Obligatory Seinfeld reference at July 03, 2024 10:05 AM (dg+HA)
The nonfact checkers would be shouting variations of is he/why isn’t he/how soon will he be stepping down, questioning his cognitive abilities and his geritol intake, all at once loud and fast .
Sorry you feel disappointed he didn’t speak to you yet.
He is busy doing his day job, among other things.
He just spent a week at camp David, preparing for the debate. Now he's too busy ? I want Trump beaten, that's it. I don't give a shit who does it.
Biden cleared his schedule for the debate preparation. He hasn't cleared his schedule for debate preparation this week.
The press are like disrespectful jackals with him, so he is controlling their intended gotchyas by controlling their ability to act like jackal and manipulate his responses.
One might view silence as an indication that the identity of the candidate is still being sorted out.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 03, 2024 10:05 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2024 10:02 AM (IyPmt)
I almost sort of kind of disagree.
A real opposition party should be pointing out that their policies actually *don't* matter... the entire junta is nothing but corrupted liars. Anything they say or do about actual policy is out the window, whether you like them or not, because the entire party is fundamentally untrustworthy. Even if their stated policies were sterling to you, how can you trust that they would faithfully implement them?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 10:05 AM (VoAdT)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Today's art is unappealing but still draws a lot of comments. So does that make it art or just a painting?
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2024 10:05 AM (W/lyH)
All of a sudden I see Turkey is now called Türkiye and tv announcers are using that pronunciation For Euro 24 games.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 03, 2024 10:05 AM (zwoD2)
Posted by: red speck at July 03, 2024 10:05 AM (0Id0S)
“The president’s wife is his closest adviser. She gets the last word in the debates about his future. She is not only unwavering, she is emphatic. The question now is whether she is letting that empathy and resolve get in the way of doing what’s right.”
F*ck. You. Asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 03, 2024 10:05 AM (XHV46)
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I was definitely getting a Beau Biden vibe ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at July 03, 2024 10:06 AM (qCacp)
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My error.
The Wiki page I was looking at had a bunch of other artists' works under the "Similar subjects" heading that I wrongly assumed were hers. Placed there, I guess, to illustrate 'social realism', so the supposedly-related works had pre-1960's Negro subjects.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 10:06 AM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Sponge
Ah, I see. Been a long time since I watched that movie.
Posted by: John Sedgewick at July 03, 2024 10:06 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 03, 2024 10:05 AM (XHV46)
Well, it IS election season.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 03, 2024 10:07 AM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 03, 2024 10:05 AM (JCZqz)
Four months before the election after the Dem voters have had their primaries ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2024 10:07 AM (IyPmt)
Stand by for the great Gretchen Whitmer book tour/preznitten' interview tour coming this week!
I 'spect she'll not be invited to the White House soon.
Posted by: Auspex at July 03, 2024 10:07 AM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2024 09:46 AM
No, their closest relatives are Loxodonts, which also belong to the family Elephantidae.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher
And hosts on The View.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 03, 2024 10:07 AM (L/fGl)
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Speaking of blind children and elephants in the room.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 10:07 AM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Sponge
Ah, I see. Been a long time since I watched that movie.
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It still holds up. Sadly, Young Frankenstein doesn't.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 03, 2024 10:08 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 03, 2024 10:08 AM (JCZqz)
*******
emphatic and empathetic do not mean the same thing. Kristol is a dolt
Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2024 10:08 AM (uCfKO)
- DNC
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 03, 2024 10:08 AM (zwoD2)
Sigh.
It always reminds me of why I avoid the MSM.
Thank Judy Garland. She was singing on TCM and I had to change the channel.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 03, 2024 10:08 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Biden is Finished
Yeah, they can eff right off with that crap. Only Doof gets to use an umlaut in English.
Posted by: John Sedgewick at July 03, 2024 10:08 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: BonnieBlue is tired of the lies at July 03, 2024 10:09 AM (pWhOO)
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They're gonna need a ton of makeup to cover that forehead.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 03, 2024 10:09 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: My twelve year old self at July 03, 2024 10:09 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 03, 2024 10:05 AM (zwoD2)
French Canadians hardest hit.
"It's no longer Toorkey, eh?"
"Oueh, it's toorkeyeh, eh?"
"You guys talking about Toorkey, eh?"
"Non, it's toorkeyeh now, eh?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 10:09 AM (VoAdT)
“The president’s wife is his closest adviser. She gets the last word in the debates about his future. She is not only unwavering, she is emphatic. The question now is whether she is letting that empathy and resolve get in the way of doing what’s right.”
F*ck. You. Asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)
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"Why William, it profit a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world ... but for yet another Bathhouse Bid from Barry?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at July 03, 2024 10:09 AM (qCacp)
Posted by: Sponge
????????
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 10:01 AM (v6JzV)
Never saw "Airplane"?
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at July 03, 2024 10:09 AM (iODuv)
Posted by: John Sedgewick at July 03, 2024 10:08 AM (v6JzV)
Nöt trüe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 03, 2024 10:10 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
Obviously, you have no taste when it comes to female singing voices.
Posted by: John Sedgewick at July 03, 2024 10:10 AM (v6JzV)
Insert Airplane joke here.
Posted by: rhennigantx
But I didn't have the salmon mousse!
Posted by: Waiting in line at the rear lavatory at July 03, 2024 10:10 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy
No, that one I have seen. I remember the jigging boobs.
Posted by: John Sedgewick at July 03, 2024 10:11 AM (v6JzV)
But I didn't have the salmon mousse!
Posted by: Waiting in line at the rear lavatory at July 03, 2024 10:10 AM (w9Wax)
Shirley you can't be serious.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)
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The man is a dynamo!
Shane Goldmacher
@ShaneGoldmacher
"The preparations, which took place over six days, never started before 11 a.m. and Mr. Biden was given time for an afternoon nap each day"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 03, 2024 10:11 AM (L/fGl)
- DNC
Posted by: Biden is Finished
And thanks for the campaign contributions. Why no, we have no plans on returning your money. Thanks.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 03, 2024 10:11 AM (qZEuM)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 03, 2024 10:08 AM
Have you ever posted that rear shot of her in that tiny thong?
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at July 03, 2024 10:11 AM (R+4G8)
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 03, 2024 10:09 AM (n17eQ)
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She's the first "woman" I've ever seen who skipped right past a five- to a six-head.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at July 03, 2024 10:11 AM (qCacp)
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 03, 2024 10:12 AM (zwoD2)
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 03, 2024 10:12 AM (zwoD2)
Doucheland!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Next2Nothing at July 03, 2024 10:12 AM (tA1/w)
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Speaking of blind children and elephants in the room.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 10:07 AM (Jh5b+)
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And Kamala should show that she is intelligent, vivacious and not a roundheeled slut!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 03, 2024 10:12 AM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Thank you, doctor at July 03, 2024 10:12 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: John Sedgewick at July 03, 2024 10:10 AM (v6JzV)
She is a great singer, but it was a crappy boring song at the beginning of Summer Stock. She was also in the shower, but only from the neck up.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 03, 2024 10:13 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: sen. john fetterman at July 03, 2024 10:13 AM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)
Isn’t that just France?
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 03, 2024 10:13 AM (zwoD2)
I see your point. I'm just saying that booting Biden for one of the other Dem names being floated won't change the crap that has become the US under this regime.. It will be more of the same
Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2024 10:13 AM (IyPmt)
==
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 03, 2024 10:12 AM (zwoD2)
If you don't call us Suomi we'll stab you.
Posted by: Finland at July 03, 2024 10:13 AM (llON8)
We're "standing by" brother, to abduct her and replace her with the lawfully elected governor! DM me if you'd like to assist!!!
Posted by: Franklin Barnes Ignatius at July 03, 2024 10:13 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 03, 2024 10:05 AM (zwoD2)
When I was stationed there, the Turks tolerated us saying Turkey but didn't like it much. We always tried to say it correctly. A proud people and don't dare call them Arabs.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2024 10:13 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 03, 2024 10:12 AM (zwoD2)
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland can just go by Tukogbani from now on because I ain't saying all that shit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 10:13 AM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2024 10:14 AM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 03, 2024 10:05 AM (JCZqz)
someone hasn't been paying attention
Posted by: BignJames at July 03, 2024 10:15 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Helen Keller Skeptic at July 03, 2024 10:15 AM (V5BDR)
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Speaking of blind children and elephants in the room.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 10:07 AM (Jh5b+)
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And Kamala should show that she is intelligent, vivacious and not a roundheeled slut!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 03, 2024 10:12 AM (jdHxK)
What color will they spray on her?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2024 10:15 AM (llON8)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 03, 2024 10:15 AM (ufFY8)
https://youtu.be/LB_aegewceU
Posted by: Thank you, doctor at July 03, 2024 10:12 AM (dg+HA)
Mmmmmmm.....Teri Garr.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Shane Goldmacher
@ShaneGoldmacher
"The preparations, which took place over six days, never started before 11 a.m. and Mr. Biden was given time for an afternoon nap each day"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 03, 2024 10:11 AM (L/fGl)
"Afternoon Nap" is Biden's codeword for his punishing Crossfit WOD, modeled after Ruth Bader Ginsburg's workout, which involves flipping tractor tires, doing bodyweight deadlifts, and literally hundreds of push-ups. Staffers in their twenties couldn't keep up!
Posted by: Mika Brzezinski at July 03, 2024 10:15 AM (PiwSw)
To see the elephant jump the fence
Jumped so high
He touched the sky
Didn't come down until the Fourth of July...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fd6cUYkJW8
Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2024 09:54 AM (uCfKO)
I prefer this version:
https://tinyurl.com/55mdr9se
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 03, 2024 10:15 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: pookysgirl, host to a future acrobat at July 03, 2024 10:15 AM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Victor Vector at July 03, 2024 10:16 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 10:16 AM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 03, 2024 10:16 AM (zwoD2)
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 03, 2024 10:16 AM (JRP2U)
Posted by: Helen Keller Skeptic
Not true. Yesterday's art was really nice.
Posted by: John Sedgewick at July 03, 2024 10:17 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 03, 2024 10:17 AM (qZEuM)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 03, 2024 10:18 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: pookysgirl
When my wife was pregnant, our son would always start kicking around 4 AM.
Posted by: John Sedgewick at July 03, 2024 10:18 AM (v6JzV)
239 Finland should demand to be called Suomi. I mean if we’re gonna go that route, let’s go all the way. Spain is Espana. And so on.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 03, 2024 10:12 AM
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It'll always be Burma to me...
Posted by: J. Peterman at July 03, 2024 10:18 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Franklin Barnes Ignatius at July 03, 2024 10:13 AM (JCZqz)
Khakis. Check.
Buzz cut. Check.
Wire rim Sunglasses. Check.
Leaving the Quantico Parking Pass behind. Check.
Posted by: Auspex at July 03, 2024 10:18 AM (j4U/Z)
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Kama Kama Kama Kama Kamikaze
She comes and blows
She comes and blows whoa whoas
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 03, 2024 10:18 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 03, 2024 10:18 AM (pohLc)
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 03, 2024 10:19 AM (zwoD2)
Posted by: Franklin Barnes Ignatius at July 03, 2024 10:13 AM (JCZqz)
Khakis. Check.
Buzz cut. Check.
Wire rim Sunglasses. Check.
Leaving the Quantico Parking Pass behind. Check.
Posted by: Auspex at July 03, 2024 10:18 AM (j4U/Z)
You're driving a PT Cruiser, right?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2024 10:19 AM (llON8)
- Nancy Pelosi
Posted by: Bananamerica at July 03, 2024 10:19 AM (MB784)
Yeah, they can eff right off with that crap. Only Doof gets to use an umlaut in English.
Posted by: John Sedgewick at July 03, 2024 10:08 AM (v6JzV)
Every heavy metal band on the planet hardest hit....
Posted by: IllTemperedcur at July 03, 2024 10:19 AM (jrV12)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 03, 2024 10:05 AM (JCZqz)
Four months before the election after the Dem voters have had their primaries ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2024 10:07 AM (IyPmt)
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What can they say? They love the democracy of backroom dealing at the upper levels without the say so of the people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 10:20 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Biden is Finished
Sad. She has MS, I believe.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 03, 2024 10:20 AM (qZEuM)
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 03, 2024 10:19 AM (zwoD2)
At least she allowed herself to age naturally. I give her full credit for that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 03, 2024 10:08 AM
Have you ever posted that rear shot of her in that tiny thong?
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot
Uh...you'll probably have to be more specific, as I assume there are several of them, but I posted this: https://tinyurl.com/bdv9j9pk yesterday, which is a rear angle shot of her in a thong. It's...worse than I imagined.
There are also nudes of her posing...I almost posted one of her on all fours, but I couldn't tell if nipple was showing or not, and didn't want to cross any lines. There was a LOT of flesh, and...I didn't want to zoom in and examine the billions of pixels.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 03, 2024 10:20 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 03, 2024 10:21 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Mika Brzezinski at July 03, 2024 10:15 AM (PiwSw)
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The exercise that killed that reporter that RBG did regularly was a side plank, right?
Not terrible if you're small without a lot of weight and used to it, but horrible if you're fat and don't work out ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 10:21 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 03, 2024 10:21 AM (VuZH8)
Posted by: theATL at July 03, 2024 10:21 AM (GhJWt)
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 03, 2024 10:21 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
How thoughtful.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 03, 2024 10:22 AM (qZEuM)
Posted by: Where's Joe Mannix? at July 03, 2024 10:22 AM (dg+HA)
Best to keep images of her in your mind as she was back I the day.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 03, 2024 10:22 AM (zwoD2)
Posted by: John Sedgewick at July 03, 2024 10:22 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: John Sedgewick at July 03, 2024 10:22 AM (v6JzV)
Who ARE you?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mika Brzezinski
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The one where the most strenuous routine was catching a soft rubber kickball.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 10:23 AM (b9jZi)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 10:23 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
*
Now, let's not make a hathi rush to judgment.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024
***
A big sweeping statement. One might almost say it was a mammoth statement.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2024 10:24 AM (omVj0)
Oops! Strike one.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 10:23 AM (v6JzV)
If you count all the posts, the side is retired.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Naval architects at July 03, 2024 10:24 AM (dg+HA)
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Well, I guess that let's us out too.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 03, 2024 10:24 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 03, 2024 10:24 AM (ufFY8)
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Because the same people who reassured Americans about Biden also reassured them about Karmella.
I wonder if they can make the connection?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 10:25 AM (b9jZi)
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Well, I guess that let's us out too.
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You think?
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 03, 2024 10:25 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2024 10:24 AM (omVj0)
Up yours!
Posted by: Mastodons United at July 03, 2024 10:25 AM (ufFY8)
Events on Old Joe's Official Calendar today (all times EDT)
11:30 AM Joe receives the Presidential Daily Brief; the VP attends.
12:15 PM POTUS and VPOTUS have lunch together
4:45 PM The President delivers remarks at a Medal of Honor Ceremony at the White House
6:30 PM POTUS meets with Democrat Governors
I cannot find the last time Kamala was with Joe for the POTUS daily brief. They last had lunch together on June 11th. There is a lot of nap time available for Joe between lunching with Kamala and the MOH Award Ceremony.
NOTE: Today's KJP Lies and Deflections Session is scheduled for 1:30 PM)
Posted by: Gref at July 03, 2024 10:25 AM (5fDan)
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Because the same people who reassured Americans about Biden also reassured them about Karmella.
I wonder if they can make the connection?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 10:25 AM (b9jZi)
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What were the betting odds on the 2016 presidential race 4 months before it happened?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 10:25 AM (GBKbO)
They don't connect the dots well at DU, do they?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 03, 2024 10:26 AM (ZANHd)
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They've been trying for years and this has *always* been the reason. The microscope is on them and they somehow get worse.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 10:26 AM (b9jZi)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 10:23 AM (v6JzV)
If you count all the posts, the side is retired.
Posted by: Sponge
Damn, I wore that sock a long time.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 10:26 AM (v6JzV)
Events on Old Joe's Official Calendar today (all times EDT)
11:30 AM Joe receives the Presidential Daily Brief; the VP attends.
12:15 PM POTUS and VPOTUS have lunch together
4:45 PM The President delivers remarks at a Medal of Honor Ceremony at the White House
6:30 PM POTUS meets with Democrat Governors
I cannot find the last time Kamala was with Joe for the POTUS daily brief. They last had lunch together on June 11th. There is a lot of nap time available for Joe between lunching with Kamala and the MOH Award Ceremony.
NOTE: Today's KJP Lies and Deflections Session is scheduled for 1:30 PM)
Posted by: Gref at July 03, 2024 10:25 AM (5fDan)
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DU assures me that this is a rigorous presidential schedule.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 10:26 AM (GBKbO)
*moons thread from the wife's Bugatti*
Posted by: Zelenskyy at July 03, 2024 10:26 AM (qZEuM)
Posted by: I would like to know at July 03, 2024 10:27 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 10:27 AM (GBKbO)
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Oh, Hillary was absolutely supposed to win that one, too. They didn't have the cheat ready at the level required because I assume they didn't see a need.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 10:27 AM (b9jZi)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 03, 2024 10:28 AM (716s+)
Now, that, that is sabotage.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 10:27 AM (GBKbO)
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Heh.
Posted by: WisRich at July 03, 2024 10:28 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)
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Art Forum, Sue Coe
Galerie St. Etienne
October 14, 2008 - December 20, 2008
By Ana Finel Honigman
In part, "Though many of her paintings contain text narrating the disheartening stories, her work is not merely illustrative. Instead, her canvases have the gory, grotesque, cartoonish quality of German Expressionism. As a passionate, politically invested, and persuasive artist, Coe puts brutality in context, describing the kinship between the elephants and disenfranchised, exploited people including African Americans, deformed circus performers, blind children, and women acrobats performing on the high wire without nets."
Her art does make a point though I would not hang the majority of it. Was not familiar with this artist. thanks.
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 03, 2024 10:28 AM (NFX2v)
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Oh, Hillary was absolutely supposed to win that one, too. They didn't have the cheat ready at the level required because I assume they didn't see a need.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 10:27 AM (b9jZi)
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Betting odds are consensus like climate change opinions.
Maybe they reflect some reality, but it's just about perceptions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 10:28 AM (GBKbO)
It still holds up. Sadly, Young Frankenstein doesn't.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 03, 2024 10:08 AM (n17eQ)
Whut? I do not understand those words in that order.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 03, 2024 10:28 AM (T+Iwg)
Damn, I wore that sock a long time.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 10:26 AM (v6JzV)
I'm still laughing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)
- Nancy Pelosi
Posted by: Bananamerica
Nah, we already know he (and his diaper) is full of shit.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 03, 2024 10:29 AM (XHV46)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 03, 2024 10:29 AM (qZEuM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDGMnYcomJ8
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 03, 2024 10:29 AM (pohLc)
Posted by: Groan at July 03, 2024 10:29 AM (dg+HA)
I assumed it was AI generated when I first saw it.
Weird to realize that AI is German Expressionism. That might be bad.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 10:29 AM (b9jZi)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
First thing that comes up is Obama doing some ad, probably for Slow Joe. Ugh.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 10:30 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 03, 2024 10:31 AM (qZEuM)
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Well, I guess that let's us out too.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
While a useful excuse, they've been admitting Balkans countries at a rapid pace, and corruption is their bread and butter. NATO has always had a policy of not admitting nations with ongoing conflicts or territorial disputes, as it instantly triggers an Article 5 response.
Hence, why Bosnia, Kosovo and Ukriane have not been admitted, despite their efforts over the years.
Posted by: Military Moron at July 03, 2024 10:31 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 10:29 AM (b9jZi)
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You know who else represented German Expressionism?
/obligatory
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at July 03, 2024 10:31 AM (qCacp)
https://x.com/ KimDotcom/status/ 1807991806195580943
(remove spaces, shorturl is being a turd)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2024 10:31 AM (llON8)
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 03, 2024 10:08 AM (n17eQ)
Whut? I do not understand those words in that order.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 03, 2024 10:28 AM (T+Iwg)
This. And Airplane movies? Gees. Lame. Juvenile. Ugh.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2024 10:33 AM (GPtBB)
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HAHAH!!!
Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 10:33 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Al Franken at July 03, 2024 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BignJames at July 03, 2024 10:33 AM (AwYPR)
Tuskany.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 03, 2024 10:31 AM (qZEuM)
Nice.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2024 10:33 AM (GPtBB)
I wonder if they can make the connection?
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Uh....Trump lied and threatens Democracy, so vote Blue no matter who?
Posted by: Typical Dem Voter at July 03, 2024 10:34 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2024 10:33 AM (GPtBB)
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Surely you can't be serious.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 03, 2024 10:34 AM (7fElN)
Surely you can't be serious.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 03, 2024 10:34 AM (7fElN)
Just don't say "eat me."
Posted by: Al Franken at July 03, 2024 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2024 10:33 AM (GPtBB)
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Surely you can't be serious.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 03, 2024 10:34 AM (7fElN)
Humor is so personal.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2024 10:35 AM (GPtBB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 03, 2024 10:24 AM (omVj0)
Up yours!
Posted by: Mastodons United at July 03, 2024 10:25 AM (ufFY
Up your trunk with a rubber skunk!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 10:35 AM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2024 10:33 AM (GPtBB)
"UGH! That DRESS!!! And those SHOES!!!!"
Posted by: Al Franken at July 03, 2024 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 03, 2024 10:34 AM (7fElN)
Yes, I am. And don't call me Shirley.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at July 03, 2024 10:36 AM (iODuv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 03, 2024 10:36 AM (pohLc)
Best to keep images of her in your mind as she was back I the day.
Prime Teri Garr was in "Assignment Earth."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 03, 2024 10:36 AM (Q0kLU)
Maybe they reflect some reality, but it's just about perceptions.
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The sports bookies for college football amaze me sometimes. I don't know anything about gambling but sometimes the odds and whatever will be announced (over under?) and the game will end and, even after weird bounces and other unpredictable stuff, the bookies will often be right.
I think part of the reason how you can tell Hillary was supposed to have won 2016 is how they pulled out all the stops for 2020, going so far as to fake pipe bombs and attack building in D.C.
They weren't leaving anything to chance for that election. Which makes me worried about this next one. WWIII, maybe?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 10:37 AM (b9jZi)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 03, 2024 10:34 AM
I don't think he's joking. And stop calling him Shirley.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 03, 2024 10:37 AM (ZANHd)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 10:37 AM (b9jZi)
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It will begin in Pennsylvania.
Shapiro will order the arrest of county election officials who refuse to release their totals until Philly does.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 10:38 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Dr. Rumack at July 03, 2024 10:38 AM (5fDan)
Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2024 10:38 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at July 03, 2024 10:38 AM (iODuv)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2024 10:33 AM (GPtBB)
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Surely you can't be serious.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 03, 2024 10:34 AM (7fElN)
Humor is so personal.
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Guys, I watched it last year again and found it clunky. I knew all the jokes. I loved it as a teen and was disappointed in my rewatch. This never happens with Kelly's Heroes or Josey Wales or The Unforgiven or Lawrence of Arabia or, oddly enough, Forrest Gump. Dittos, No Country for Old Men. It is what it is.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 03, 2024 10:39 AM (n17eQ)
Well there's Gladiator and Spartacus. I can't think of any other. So yes.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 03, 2024 10:39 AM (cf/0E)
Posted by: But that's not important right now at July 03, 2024 10:39 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 10:39 AM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Dr. Rumack at July 03, 2024 10:38 AM (5fDan)
Fetterman
Posted by: BignJames at July 03, 2024 10:39 AM (AwYPR)
Tuskaloosa
Posted by: muldoon
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That's actually very close to a University of Alabama real-life comment you'll sometimes hear.
(Alabama's mascot is an elephant)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 10:40 AM (b9jZi)
Posted by: BignJames at July 03, 2024 10:33 AM (AwYPR)
Story time:
During the filming of Lifeboat, actors had to climb up a ladder in order to access the water tank where the movie was being filmed. One of the actresses in the movie was the pansexual Tallulah Bankhead and, as was her wont, she never wore underwear.
So, every day of filming saw a larger and larger crowd gathered at the bottom of the ladder to watch Bankhead ascend. Finally, one of the producers approached Hitchcock and asked if he couldn't do something about the situation.
"I might, if I knew whom to speak to," Hitch replied. "I don't know whether this comes under the heading of makeup or hairdressing."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 03, 2024 10:40 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Joseph Merrick at July 03, 2024 10:41 AM (v6JzV)
Take away its credit card!
Posted by: Make it stop at July 03, 2024 10:41 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 03, 2024 10:41 AM (cf/0E)
Posted by: an elephant talking to a naked man at July 03, 2024 10:41 AM (Jh5b+)
All they need to do now is a blanket amnesty, and start printing filled out ballots.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 03, 2024 10:42 AM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 03, 2024 10:42 AM (3Fz6p)
I think part of the reason how you can tell Hillary was supposed to have won 2016 is how they pulled out all the stops for 2020, going so far as to fake pipe bombs and attack building in D.C.
They weren't leaving anything to chance for that election. Which makes me worried about this next one. WWIII, maybe?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 10:37 AM (b9jZi)
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Confirmation that The
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at July 03, 2024 10:42 AM (qCacp)
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Unless it's for a Jooo!
Posted by: MI voters at July 03, 2024 10:42 AM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 10:42 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 03, 2024 10:43 AM (3Fz6p)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 10:38 AM (GBKbO)
I don't think so.... i have a hunch Shapiro will really lean into cleaning up elections, focusing on shoring up judicial abuses and de-Sorosifying Philadelphia, and trying to be a nucleus for a sane revival wing of the party... "Hey, Orange Man won, what are you gonna do, we'll just work with him as best we can and keep fighting for blah blah blah blah retch".
It's not really based on data or evidence. Just a hunch.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 10:43 AM (VoAdT)
All they need to do now is a blanket amnesty, and start printing filled out ballots.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 03, 2024 10:42 AM (lTGtQ)
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I was entertained by the news that Michelle is organizing donors for Kamala.
Because it's confirmation that Kamala is the Obama faction's candidate, which I've been saying for 4 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 10:43 AM (GBKbO)
*sobs quietly*
Posted by: Joseph Merrick
********
Geez, I didn't expect you to be so thin-skinned.
Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2024 10:43 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 10:44 AM (v6JzV)
We don't forgive the blankets for anything.
Posted by: Feather Indians at July 03, 2024 10:44 AM (dg+HA)
It's not really based on data or evidence. Just a hunch.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 10:43 AM (VoAdT)
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I love for this kind of revival to happen within the Democrat Party.
But I seriously doubt that the man who rose to power in Pennsylvania is that kind of man...especially since his time as Secretary of State was rife with...irregularities in voting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 10:44 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 03, 2024 10:44 AM (qZEuM)
To stamp out forest fires.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 03, 2024 10:42 AM (3Fz6p)
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So you're saying it really should have been "Smokey the Duck?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at July 03, 2024 10:44 AM (qCacp)
The first time I saw Forrest Gump, I thought it was pretty good. The more I watch (or think about it), the more I dislike it. What's the point? Beavis and Butthead do the Universe has a more realistic, coherent plot, and more humor and adventure, if you just want mindless entertainment lol.
Posted by: Movie Moron at July 03, 2024 10:45 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Mac Fleetwood at July 03, 2024 10:45 AM (63Dwl)
(Alabama's mascot is an elephant)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 10:40 AM (b9jZi)
Interesting, and I did not know that. Grandson is going there this fall.
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at July 03, 2024 10:45 AM (y7DxH)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at July 03, 2024 10:44 AM (qCacp)
Fire Marshall Bill?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 10:46 AM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia at July 03, 2024 10:47 AM (pqKQr)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 03, 2024 10:47 AM (qZEuM)
Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2024 10:47 AM (uCfKO)
Voici les elephants down the path.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 03, 2024 10:47 AM (3Fz6p)
Nothing. Elephants can't speak French.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 03, 2024 10:48 AM (3Fz6p)
Because it's confirmation that Kamala is the Obama faction's candidate, which I've been saying for 4 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 10:43 AM (GBKbO)
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My comment at Jeremy Carl's Substack recently where he claims "Biden's apparatchiks" won't let him be replaced as their fates are tied to his:
"Biden's apparatchiks are not really his as much as they're ALL mostly Obama's.
And there'd be no loss of continuity nor threat of position & power with Obama's hand-picked VP for Biden, Kamala Harris (which is why if he's replaced at the top of the ticket during the DNC Convention, it's hard to imagine another selection despite Hillary likely moving hades & earth to get another chance to lose to Trump)."
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at July 03, 2024 10:48 AM (qCacp)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 10:48 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Fun Fact at July 03, 2024 10:49 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 10:49 AM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum
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Tell him I said roll Tide. And you and he should watch this if unfamiliar. I don't think I've ever seen it explained much more perfectly:
youtube.com/watch?v=rTdXQyhjifY
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 10:49 AM (b9jZi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2024 10:50 AM (msTix)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at July 03, 2024 10:48 AM (qCacp)
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Which is probably why Biden's inner circle has become increasingly insular even within the White House. They're surrounded by enemies who are increasingly open with their contempt for Biden.
Biden and his inner circle are digging in their heels. He's not going anywhere.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 10:50 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 10:50 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 03, 2024 10:50 AM (cf/0E)
Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2024 10:47 AM (uCfKO)
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Mastadonian Cheese Steak FTW!
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at July 03, 2024 10:51 AM (qCacp)
"geez, that dude's got a huge schnozz"
Posted by: BignJames at July 03, 2024 10:51 AM (AwYPR)
The first time I saw Forrest Gump, I thought it was pretty good. The more I watch (or think about it), the more I dislike it. What's the point? Beavis and Butthead do the Universe has a more realistic, coherent plot, and more humor and adventure, if you just want mindless entertainment lol.
Posted by: Movie Moron at July 03, 2024 10:45 AM (JCZqz)
I will never re-watch one of my favorite comedies, Caddyshack. Because I know I will be disappointed. I want to remember it as I remember it from watching it a couple of times in the early 80s
Posted by: Gref at July 03, 2024 10:51 AM (5fDan)
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 03, 2024 10:51 AM (JRP2U)
Posted by: Gref at July 03, 2024 10:51 AM (5fDan)
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Chevy Chase's fame confuses me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 10:51 AM (GBKbO)
You'll see his footprints in the butter.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 03, 2024 10:51 AM (T+Iwg)
Posted by: Fun Fact
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You think that's bad, you should hear what Auburn meant.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 10:52 AM (b9jZi)
My slow-cooker only holds seven quarts, so I'll have to do the other half tomorrow.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 03, 2024 10:52 AM (cf/0E)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 03, 2024 10:52 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 03, 2024 10:52 AM (2NHgQ)
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He was reading responses in softball interviews from screens...in 2020.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Fun Fact
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You think that's bad, you should hear what Auburn meant.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 10:52 AM (b9jZi)
I think Auburn means 'Drunk Wine Moms' in Portuguese.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 03, 2024 10:53 AM (7+K68)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 10:53 AM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
Old Yeller time.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 03, 2024 10:53 AM (qZEuM)
- Biden
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 10:54 AM (b9jZi)
Posted by: Fun Fact at July 03, 2024 10:49 AM (dg+HA)
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I get a kick out of Brits calling them "caravan parks."
Must be the old Gypsy Roma experience & history ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at July 03, 2024 10:54 AM (qCacp)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 03, 2024 10:54 AM (3Fz6p)
So they can hide in an M&Ms package.
[Anglo-Canadian version: So they can hide in a box of Smarties.]
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 10:55 AM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at July 03, 2024 10:54 AM (qCacp)
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Thievin' kids, dog muck and crusty jugglers.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 03, 2024 10:55 AM (3Fz6p)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 03, 2024 10:55 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Fun Fact at July 03, 2024 10:49 AM (dg+HA)
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I get a kick out of Brits calling them "caravan parks."
Must be the old Gypsy Roma experience & history ...
Posted by: ShainS
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Do the british have singlewides? I know they have a lot of actual tow-behind camper homes that can be moved at will, but do they have a tradition of affordable cheap singlewides in tornado-prone clusters?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 10:55 AM (b9jZi)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 03, 2024 10:56 AM (/U5Yz)
Poor people have been living in singlewides in the South for 100 years or so now. You go, girl!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 10:56 AM (b9jZi)
youtube.com/watch?v=rTdXQyhjifY
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 10:49 AM (b9jZi)
Thank you, will do.
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at July 03, 2024 10:58 AM (y7DxH)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 10:56 AM (b9jZi)
Trend setters...they're everywhere, now.
Posted by: BignJames at July 03, 2024 10:58 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 10:51 AM (GBKbO)
Blame Lorne Michaels. If he hadn't been standing in line to see a movie and struck up a conversation with Chase, the dimwit would probably be standing on street corners offering you 2 packs of Marlboros and a handy for ten bucks.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 03, 2024 10:59 AM (Q0kLU)
*shit water splashes on the stove*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, tiny home owner at July 03, 2024 11:00 AM (qZEuM)
Poor people have been living in singlewides in the South for 100 years or so now. You go, girl!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 10:56 AM (b9jZi)
I was raised as a black in a tar paper shack outside Selma! My dad couldn't afford a trailer! The only furniture we had was a kitchen table!
Posted by: Navin Biden at July 03, 2024 11:00 AM (5fDan)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 11:01 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 03, 2024 10:59 AM (Q0kLU)
2 packs for $10?...I'd take it.
Posted by: BignJames at July 03, 2024 11:01 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
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Work as hard as you possibly can do your best every day for 40 years and you'll be fine, but it's almost never the key to being wildly successful.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 11:01 AM (b9jZi)
https://www.wikiart.org/en/sue-coe/deficit
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 09:51 AM (Jh5b+)
Can you say "heavy-handed"? I know you can!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2024 11:01 AM (msTix)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 11:04 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 03, 2024 11:04 AM (JRP2U)
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And Biden would never spend trillion-dollar deficit funds on weapons of war!
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 11:06 AM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 03, 2024 04:52 PM (wGqjj)
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