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Monday Overnight Open Thread (6/24/24)

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Going out with a Bang Pow, Boom & Thud. Genius Award Winner.

SHOCK VID Moment shirtless suspect hit and killed by car while being chased by taser-wielding cop after assaulting screaming woman
Police say they are looking for a blue 4-door sedan in connection to the hit-and-run

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I won't speak for The Fabulous. But, I will never be a "Rawdogger".

For West, who has since posted multiple videos from his raw flights (including his longest, a 21-hour slog from London to Perth, Australia), the practice simply resulted from how much he has to travel for his work in the music industry. “I got sick of watching the same movies,” he says. West likens flying raw to meditation. “Visually, you are kind of impaired. You only get to look at the seat in front of you, to your right or left if you're at the window. All you hear is that drumming sound of the engine. It's just white noise.”

But West and others have also come to see rawdogging flights as a kind of challenge, like the Tough Mudder or No Nut November, the goal being to see how fully participants can deprive themselves of creature comforts, up to and including free snack and drinks and even bathroom visits. A true rawdogger takes no indulgences.


All that coffee has to go somewhere...................


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Hamster Power.

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire, AceCorp, LLC & the 20th Century.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Yay, Swim a Lap Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 24, 2024 10:00 PM (dZVON)

2 thoughts

Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Titbits #16 at June 24, 2024 10:00 PM (qfLjt)

3 Hamster power!! Good evening horde.

Posted by: TRex at June 24, 2024 10:01 PM (IQ6Gq)

4 Uh is the top pic supposed to be an error msg?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2024 10:01 PM (Ka3bZ)

5 Failure to pay his bill!

Posted by: AT&T at June 24, 2024 10:02 PM (0eaVi)

6 ?

Posted by: runner at June 24, 2024 10:02 PM (V13WU)

7 That is a guinea pig and Elric eats them. He is a savage.

Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2024 10:02 PM (p4NUW)

8 Ph, it does go well with the mystery click

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2024 10:02 PM (Ka3bZ)

9 Cat: "Oh, look, human, an insect on the wall. I'll kind of paw at it, without making contact, just to unnerve you. Oops, I knocked it off the wall onto the couch. No worries, I'll vaguely sniff at it while you grab something--oh, a napkin! Choice weapon, dude. Allow me to not help you. My pleasure, man. Heh. You stupid apes never catch on, do you?"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 24, 2024 10:03 PM (CHHv1)

10 So I'm guessing no mystery click?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2024 10:03 PM (W/lyH)

11 Wired phones for the win!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 24, 2024 10:03 PM (hOUT3)

12 I think I read -- everything?

Posted by: Fastly Strokewater - Backstroking. Barely. at June 24, 2024 10:03 PM (gWAUD)

13 hamster
-->
hampster

--AoSHq rulebook

Posted by: m at June 24, 2024 10:03 PM (NHMTR)

14 VATICAN CITY (CNS) -- Despite tensions with Pope Francis which have sometimes boiled over into public view, Archbishop Georg Gänswein, Pope Benedict XVI’s longtime secretary, will become the pope’s representative to the Baltic states.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2024 10:03 PM (Ka3bZ)

15 I had that same error message yesterday on my iPad, and then suddenly I was in. I thought Bob from NSA was doing a few black outs with us to test our resolve.

Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2024 10:03 PM (p4NUW)

16 You saying that in an RJ voice?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2024 10:01 PM (MoZTd)

But of course …

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 24, 2024 10:03 PM (TTAGa)

17 4 Uh is the top pic supposed to be an error msg?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2024 10:01 PM (Ka3bZ)

It is.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 24, 2024 10:03 PM (QXQ4l)

18 So I'm guessing no mystery click?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2024 10:03 PM (W/lyH)

Neil Young
(quickly closes tab)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 24, 2024 10:04 PM (0eaVi)

19 An AT&T failure.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 10:04 PM (ZdexC)

20 Good Evening Horde.

Thanks for the ONT MisHum!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 24, 2024 10:04 PM (UC3nL)

21 I was getting that same error a lot on the cafe thread today actually

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2024 10:04 PM (Ka3bZ)

22 (It’s actually a Hamster but I wanted the opportunity to note the savage nature)

Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2024 10:04 PM (p4NUW)

23 Neil Young
(quickly closes tab)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 24, 2024 10:04 PM (0eaVi)

Lol. #MeToo.

Sorry, MH.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 10:05 PM (BpZ5k)

24 Carrie underwood has nice...thighs.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2024 10:05 PM (W/lyH)

25 15 I had that same error message yesterday on my iPad, and then suddenly I was in. I thought Bob from NSA was doing a few black outs with us to test our resolve.
Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2024 10:03 PM (p4NUW)

No it's not Bob from NSA.

Its the crap from our pal from down under.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 24, 2024 10:05 PM (QXQ4l)

26 >>>A problem repeatedly occurred
on "https://ace.mu.nu/".

Well, sure, but do they have to rub our faces in it?

Posted by: m at June 24, 2024 10:05 PM (NHMTR)

27 14 has anyone read his book about his time with Pope Benedict?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2024 10:05 PM (Ka3bZ)

28 But i know the song, vaguely, so i think the joke landed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 10:06 PM (BpZ5k)

29
Diana, insistent that she get her dinner, has been appeased.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2024 10:06 PM (MoZTd)

30 All the more amusing, since AT&T is my ISP.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 24, 2024 10:06 PM (XeU6L)

31 10 So I'm guessing no mystery click?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2024 10:03 PM (W/lyH)

++++

Two of them. Both Neil Young. The second one was cleverly hidden behind some text instead of the final pic.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 24, 2024 10:06 PM (klJTj)

32 21 I was getting that same error a lot on the cafe thread today actually
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2024 10:04 PM (Ka3bZ)

Complain to ace.
Complain to pixy.

CBD and I don't get anywhere.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 24, 2024 10:06 PM (QXQ4l)

33 The only thing odder than rawdogging flights is watching videos of others rawdogging flights. Literally a video about nothing. Paging Seinfeld...

Posted by: TRex at June 24, 2024 10:06 PM (IQ6Gq)

34 Thanks for the swell ONT, Mis Hum!

Sorry you were having technical difficulties with the website today.

Love the hamster! (Is it one of Ace's?) Next thing you know, the hamster will be replaced by a squirrel!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 24, 2024 10:06 PM (U3L4U)

35 So I'm guessing no mystery click?
Posted by: Diogenes

Neil Young so you're right, there is no mystery.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 24, 2024 10:07 PM (UC3nL)

36 Where is the wire associated with the small animal? Without it, no ops.

Brief ONT, Mis Hum, but sufficient. Thanks.

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 24, 2024 10:07 PM (TSQkU)

37 Heh. Lucinda Williams covering AC/DC.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 24, 2024 10:07 PM (klJTj)

38 Good evening everyone. Thanks MisHum!!

Not the art thread but - If any of you Morons ever visit Chattanooga, you absolutely must see the Basilica of Sts. Peter and Paul. They have 14 of the most beautiful stained glass windows I have ever viewed.

No wonder - they were designed and created by the Tiffany Studios back in the '30s. Ho Ly Cow!!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2024 10:07 PM (WXNFJ)

39
A true rawdogger takes no indulgences.

_________

Sleep?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2024 10:08 PM (MoZTd)

40 An AT&T failure.
Posted by: andycanuck

AT&T could have done it by telegraph

HA!

Posted by: Miklos sometimes laughs at acronyms at June 24, 2024 10:08 PM (4fkHT)

41 Hampsters are always welcome and are underrated in my book.

Posted by: The Runt at June 24, 2024 10:08 PM (V5BDR)

42 Complain? It's all part of the quaint charm of the hq

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2024 10:08 PM (Ka3bZ)

43 Love the hamster! (Is it one of Ace's?) Next thing you know, the hamster will be replaced by a squirrel!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

Economy of scale.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 24, 2024 10:08 PM (vJiyU)

44 MH - No sweat on the user side. Me be happy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 24, 2024 10:08 PM (XeU6L)

45 So if i understand it right, "rawdogging" a fight means you just sit there until you get where you're going?

That's a "thing"?

I've never not done that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 10:08 PM (BpZ5k)

46 Sorry I'm late, nobody told me when to run, I missed the starting gun.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 24, 2024 10:08 PM (ZbweD)

47 Just wait untill the hamster is replaced by a river otter.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2024 10:09 PM (ufFY8)

48 Love the hamster! (Is it one of Ace's?) Next thing you know, the hamster will be replaced by a squirrel!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
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I think the Perfessor would find that disturbing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 24, 2024 10:09 PM (XeU6L)

49 "Rawdogging" flights? Stupid word to describe just chilling out on the plane. The movies they show always suck mutant hamster dick. They put windows in the plane so you can look out of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 10:09 PM (BpC2R)

50 I really thought rawdogging meant something else entirely

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2024 10:09 PM (Ka3bZ)

51
Hampsters are always welcome and are underrated in my book.
Posted by: The Runt at June 24, 2024 10:08 PM (V5BDR)

______

Isn't a hampster what you put dirty laundry in?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2024 10:09 PM (MoZTd)

52 A true rawdogger takes no indulgences.



Well, when the one asking "Coffee, Tea or Me" is the newly hired Sam Brinton....

Posted by: Miklos pauses on occasion at June 24, 2024 10:10 PM (4fkHT)

53 50 I really thought rawdogging meant something else entirely
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby

It does.

Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2024 10:10 PM (p4NUW)

54 Rare photo of me watching ****hub.

Posted by: Richard Gere at June 24, 2024 10:10 PM (LaNzR)

55 50 I really thought rawdogging meant something else entirely
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2024 10:09 PM (Ka3bZ)

Welllllll …

It does

Urban dictionary may be of use

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 24, 2024 10:11 PM (TTAGa)

56 I get the aisle seat so I can check out the flight attendants asses.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 24, 2024 10:11 PM (ufFY8)

57 Making an unpleasant experience even more so.
People are stupid.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 24, 2024 10:11 PM (vJiyU)

58 Perfect photo. Perfect mystery click.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2024 10:11 PM (Ud7de)

59 1 Yay, Swim a Lap Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 24, 2024 10:00 PM (dZVON)

Darn, I forgot my swim trunks in Kathmandu.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 24, 2024 10:11 PM (ZbweD)

60 Well dang. I totally got kicked out of the ONT...WTF?!
Oh well...hi y'all anyway....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 24, 2024 10:11 PM (KWqQt)

61 I never take the free liquids on an airplane because then i'd have to piss and i steadfastly refuse to urinate inside a moving vehicle.

And I've crossed oceans.

Ok. One ocean.

But I've done it a couple three times.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 10:11 PM (BpZ5k)

62 Joe and Jill Biden have been using their Delaware house for fast cash - refinancing 20 times with loans totaling $4.2M since buying the $350k home

https://mol.im/a/13547165

Posted by: Ciampino - Monday, Monday #01 at June 24, 2024 10:12 PM (qfLjt)

63 CBD and I don't get anywhere.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 24, 2024 10:06 PM (QXQ4l)

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It would be nice to be able to imbed an active hyperlink in the comments. Hyperlink technology invented about 35 years ago. Ahem.

Posted by: chris+opher at June 24, 2024 10:12 PM (dSco/)

64 Economy of scale.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 24, 2024 10:08 PM (vJiyU)

Then use a snake. Lots of scales.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 10:12 PM (BpC2R)

65 50 I really thought rawdogging meant something else entirely
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2024 10:09 PM (Ka3bZ)

Please tell us what you thought it was.

Curious Morons want to know......

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 24, 2024 10:12 PM (QXQ4l)

66 Darn, I forgot my swim trunks in Kathmandu.
Posted by: tankdemon

Bob Seger earworm.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 24, 2024 10:13 PM (qZEuM)

67 Went to see an ENT today and had an "interesting" medical experience. She stuck a small camera into my nostrils to see what was up with my crazy breathing, sniffling, coughing, sinuses, etc. Not painful and the pictures could be used in a sci-fi flick! I don't know if she drew any meaningful conclusions . . . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 24, 2024 10:13 PM (TSQkU)

68 Jason DeBolt ⚡️ @jasondebolt Jun 23
A $400 suicide drone designed and assembled by a Ukrainian engineering student can take out a $10 million dollar Russian tank (Russia has even more drones).

Apparently both Ukraine and Russia go through tens of thousands of drones per month.

I’m surprised I’m not seeing a lot of coverage of the dramatic shift away from traditional military equipment like tanks and attack helicopters in Ukraine, and a rapid adoption of FPV (first person view) drones.

We’ve all seen horrifying footage of these drones taking out individual soldiers (very depressing), but there’s been very little talk about the strategic shift going on and what it means.

The implications of this massive paradigm shift are significant.

It appears to be as big of a shift as the move away from horse cavalry in WW1 to mechanized warfare (tanks, airplanes, machine guns, submarines, gas, etc), and we are in the very early stages.

Ukraine has apparently stopped asking the US for tanks and other expensive traditional military equipment and wants supplies for suicide drones and loitering munitions.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 10:13 PM (ZdexC)

69 Jason DeBolt ⚡️ @jasondebolt Jun 23
We could see swarms of millions of suicidal drones wiping out hundreds of military targets (including aircraft carriers) in a single morning. A 21st century version of D-Day.

Imagine AI doing most of the work of identifying and locating a target, then phoning home to a drone operator to pull the trigger. Drone operators will shift away from “flying” drones and locating targets, and instead will be preoccupied with switching to various drone screens on ready to attack targets dozens of time throughout the day.

And because hard targets like tanks will increasingly become sitting ducks (even with sophisticated jamming that can be overcome by “signal boosting drones” there will eventually be far fewer hard targets on the battlefield to attack. The primary targets will be humans

John Randazzo @johnjrandazzo Jun 23 Replying to @jasondebolt
One of the most fascinating interviews (discussions) I’ve heard with @elonmusk is the one he did with @HardcoreHistory about the history of innovation in warfare.

Jason DeBolt ⚡️ @jasondebolt Jun 23
Yes, Elon is quite knowledgeable about war history (war technology in particular) and history in general.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 10:13 PM (ZdexC)

70 Final period.
This is it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2024 10:13 PM (ufFY8)

71 20 minutes

Be a hero, or a goat

Go Cats

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 24, 2024 10:13 PM (TTAGa)

72 Ukraine has apparently stopped asking the US for tanks and other expensive traditional military equipment and wants supplies for suicide drones and loitering munitions.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 10:13 PM (ZdexC)

I watched a very good doc on the Ukrainian drone pilots. Just kids. Playing a video game.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2024 10:14 PM (Ud7de)

73 I like that Carrie Underwood version of Paradise City. And her legs. Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum.

Posted by: scampydog at June 24, 2024 10:14 PM (41CYW)

74 I'll knit on short flights. But then i get people pestering me about a 29 year old straight man knitting fairly competently and I'm like "motherfucker does it look like i want to talk?"

But, i mean, you know, I'm polite about it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 10:14 PM (BpZ5k)

75 I really thought rawdogging meant something else entirely
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby

It does.
Posted by: Piper

I'm glad I wasn't the only one. I am a little surprised though it was our 'Ettes that mentioned the alternate meaning.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2024 10:14 PM (WXNFJ)

76 36 Where is the wire associated with the small animal? Without it, no ops.

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 24, 2024 10:07 PM (TSQkU)
* * * *
It's the wireless model, duh!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 24, 2024 10:15 PM (U3L4U)

77 62 Joe and Jill Biden have been using their Delaware house for fast cash - refinancing 20 times with loans totaling $4.2M since buying the $350k home

https://mol.im/a/13547165

Posted by: Ciampino - Monday, Monday #01 at June 24, 2024 10:12 PM (qfLjt)

++++

It's a way to accept payoffs. You get the money from the bank. Someone else pays it back.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 24, 2024 10:15 PM (klJTj)

78 Anyone watching the College World Series? Final game in the final innings.

Posted by: TRex at June 24, 2024 10:15 PM (IQ6Gq)

79 Hamster is never going to work. His dongle isn't plugged in.

Posted by: GWB at June 24, 2024 10:16 PM (AWrpC)

80 67 Went to see an ENT today and had an "interesting" medical experience. She stuck a small camera into my nostrils to see what was up with my crazy breathing, sniffling, coughing, sinuses, etc. Not painful and the pictures could be used in a sci-fi flick! I don't know if she drew any meaningful conclusions . . . . . . .
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 24, 2024 10:13 PM (TSQkU)

They really cleaned us up good today if he couldn't smell his guts.

Posted by: Colonoscopy & ENT Camera at June 24, 2024 10:16 PM (QXQ4l)

81 68
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC)

Implications for land and sea warfare.
Asimov had it right back in the day!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 24, 2024 10:16 PM (hOUT3)

82 She stuck a small camera into my nostrils to see what was up with my crazy breathing, sniffling, coughing, sinuses, etc. Not painful and the pictures could be used in a sci-fi flick! I don't know if she drew any meaningful conclusions . . . . . . .
Posted by: LRob in OK

Didn't happen to see Zombie Raquel Welch didya?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2024 10:16 PM (WXNFJ)

83 75 I really thought rawdogging meant something else entirely
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby

It does.
Posted by: Piper


Both you ladies need Jesus.

😂

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2024 10:16 PM (Ud7de)

84 Anyone watching the College World Series? Final game in the final innings.
Posted by: TRex at June 24, 2024 10:15 PM (IQ6Gq)

How far did that college that was shutting down make it?

Posted by: GWB at June 24, 2024 10:16 PM (AWrpC)

85 50 I really thought rawdogging meant something else entirely
------
Yeah, it sounds like an Urban Dictionary entry.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 10:16 PM (ZdexC)

86 Darn, I forgot my swim trunks in Kathmandu.

Bob Seger said he was going there, maybe he can mail them back to you?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 24, 2024 10:17 PM (dZVON)

87 High stick for 2 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 10:17 PM (ZdexC)

88 59
Darn, I forgot my swim trunks in Kathmandu.
Posted by: tankdemon at June

Looks like Brit Brit forgot her bra in Cabo.

Also, everyone’s weight fluctuates, but when your dress is so tight it rides up exposing your bootay, put it back in your closet and pick something a size bigger.

https://tinyurl.com/ywypbswf

Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2024 10:17 PM (p4NUW)

89 It's a way to accept payoffs. You get the money from the bank. Someone else pays it back.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 24, 2024 10:15 PM (klJTj)

It's money laundering.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 10:17 PM (BpZ5k)

90 Rawdogging is a long flight without stopovers? That isn't what I was expecting.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 24, 2024 10:17 PM (0Htd1)

91 This place... a satirical error message to tweak the clueless, a bimbo singing about a weed infested strip club, and a wireless hampster (sp).

I'm gonna take a nap.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 24, 2024 10:17 PM (Q4IgG)

92
It's a way to accept payoffs. You get the money from the bank. Someone else pays it back.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

_________

Still income, idn'it? Did Joe report it?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2024 10:18 PM (MoZTd)

93 Testing...
Testing...
Testing 1 2 3...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 24, 2024 10:18 PM (jdHxK)

94 31 10 So I'm guessing no mystery click?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2024 10:03 PM (W/lyH)

++++

Two of them. Both Neil Young. The second one was cleverly hidden behind some text instead of the final pic.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 24, 2024
***

Dang.
Sneaky sh*t tonight.
I see how this is.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2024 10:18 PM (W/lyH)

95 41 Hampsters are always welcome and are underrated in my book.
Posted by: The Runt


I used to have Guinea pigs. They're less mouse-like.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 24, 2024 10:18 PM (0Htd1)

96 90 83 Rawdogging is a long flight without stopovers? That isn't what I was expecting.
Posted by: nerdygirl at

Welcome to the we need Jesus club! 😂

Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2024 10:19 PM (p4NUW)

97
Dang.
Sneaky sh*t tonight.
I see how this is.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2024 10:18 PM (W/lyH)

Gotta work for your dinner round here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2024 10:19 PM (Ud7de)

98 I watched a very good doc on the Ukrainian drone pilots. Just kids. Playing a video game.
--------
Yes, I'm sure. The Russians' too.

[No sarc obviously.]

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 10:19 PM (ZdexC)

99 Went to see an ENT today

Were you told to stop being so hasty?

Posted by: spindrift at June 24, 2024 10:19 PM (7FrMA)

100 Off health care camera sock

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 24, 2024 10:19 PM (QXQ4l)

101 The Sandlot actor, 43, pleads guilty to throwing dumbbell at Jeep

https://mol.im/a/13564977

Posted by: Ciampino - Monday, Monday #02 double hate at June 24, 2024 10:19 PM (qfLjt)

102 Looks like Brit Brit forgot her bra in Cabo.

Well, she's not starving.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 24, 2024 10:20 PM (dZVON)

103 86 Bob Seger said he was going there, maybe he can mail them back to you?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 24, 2024 10:17 PM (dZVON)

Cool, do you have his contact information?

Posted by: tankdemon at June 24, 2024 10:20 PM (ZbweD)

104 Hmm. How long before there are drone dogfights?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 24, 2024 10:20 PM (XeU6L)

105 Neil Young song up top was nice. Booker T on his organ, too.

Posted by: Musikladen at June 24, 2024 10:20 PM (V5BDR)

106 Ohhhh....I see fkin up. You squirrelly Mis,Hum.
Jeez guy...messin' with heads (mine anyways🤪,,,,

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 24, 2024 10:20 PM (KWqQt)

107 That Lucinda Williams video is missing the bagpipes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2024 10:21 PM (63Dwl)

108 H8ers

Piece of crap is a great song. And communicates a rather clear message.

It's kinda punk, kinda grunge. Neil was doing grunge before anyone else was.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2024 10:21 PM (C9oTe)

109 Also, everyone’s weight fluctuates, but when your dress is so tight it rides up exposing your bootay, put it back in your closet and pick something a size bigger.

Posted by: Piper

Whoa! Let's not rush into anything here.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 24, 2024 10:21 PM (vJiyU)

110 93 Testing...
Testing...
Testing 1 2 3...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 24, 2024 10:18 PM (jdHxK)

I think you need to tweak the woofers a touch, there's a bit of an echo.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 24, 2024 10:22 PM (ZbweD)

111 Went to see an ENT today.


Oh, two of the Myers-Briggs personality types!
-- Recent Kollege granulate

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2024 10:22 PM (WXNFJ)

112 86 Darn, I forgot my swim trunks in Kathmandu.

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You DO NOT want to swim in Kathmandu.

The Bagmati River is a polluted, corpse-choked cesspool.

With nasty aggressive macaques.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 24, 2024 10:22 PM (jdHxK)

113 Cool, do you have his contact information?

I think it was hmfic@bobseger.com, but I could be wrong.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 24, 2024 10:22 PM (dZVON)

114
Tonight, on "Happy Days" Fonsie faces down a bully!

Posted by: Auspex at June 24, 2024 10:23 PM (j4U/Z)

115 It's money laundering.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Second only to the book advance.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 24, 2024 10:23 PM (vJiyU)

116 I never take the free liquids on an airplane because then i'd have to piss and i steadfastly refuse to urinate inside a moving vehicle.

I'm the same way at outdoor concerts. I won't drink anything. Portapotties are a lot worse than airplane restrooms. A lot worse.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 24, 2024 10:23 PM (0Htd1)

117 102 Looks like Brit Brit forgot her bra in Cabo.

Well, she's not starving.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 24, 2024 10:20 PM (dZVON)

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Panties may be MIA also.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 24, 2024 10:24 PM (jdHxK)

118 This place... a satirical error message to tweak the clueless, a bimbo singing about a weed infested strip club, and a wireless hampster (sp).

I'm gonna take a nap.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 24, 2024 10:17 PM (Q4IgG)


Hey!
That bimbo's thighs could make a strong man cry.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2024 10:24 PM (W/lyH)

119 That Carrie Underwood video...meow.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2024 10:25 PM (ufFY8)

120 84 How far did that college that was shutting down make it?

Posted by: GWB at June 24, 2024 10:16 PM (AWrpC)
***
Think they (Birmingham-Southern) made it to the final eight in the Division III bracket and lost a heartbreaker to a walk-off homerun.

Posted by: TRex at June 24, 2024 10:25 PM (IQ6Gq)

121 So what's going with Muldoon's mystery?

Word on JT?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2024 10:25 PM (IqZMy)

122 Second only to the book advance.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 24, 2024 10:23 PM (vJiyU)

Speaking Fees in a tight third.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 10:25 PM (BpZ5k)

123 102
Well, she's not starving.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310

She no longer has a personal trainer husband, and hopefully this is a sign she is back on her meds. An unfortunate side effect of antipsychotics.

Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2024 10:25 PM (p4NUW)

124 112 You DO NOT want to swim in Kathmandu.

The Bagmati River is a polluted, corpse-choked cesspool.

With nasty aggressive macaques.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 24, 2024 10:22 PM (jdHxK)

That reminded me that Macron and the mayor of Paris have committed to taking a swim in the Seine before the upcoming Olympics.

Multitudes of Frenchmen have committed to taking a crap in said river before they do so.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 24, 2024 10:26 PM (ZbweD)

125 why is carrie singing guns n roses

Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 10:26 PM (/7KEl)

126 I should have kept scrolling in the X thread...

Elon Musk @elonmusk Jun 23 Replying to @jasondebolt
Exactly.

Future wars are drone wars.

And...

Arjan @arjansiddhpura Jun 23 Replying to @jasondebolt
Perhaps future wars would be just extremely real simulation games governed by binding agreements of all involved. Civilized wars.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 10:26 PM (ZdexC)

127 I watched a very good doc on the Ukrainian drone pilots. Just kids. Playing a video game.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2024 10:14 PM (Ud7de)


So, the novel 'Ender's Game' come to real life.

Posted by: RickZ at June 24, 2024 10:26 PM (gKDq2)

128 I used to have Guinea pigs. They're less mouse-like.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 24, 2024 10:18 PM (0Htd1)

But I like mice!

Posted by: Brother Rat Snake at June 24, 2024 10:26 PM (V5BDR)

129 ok, giving up on news about JT.
Going to call it a day. Whatever the news is, I hope it's good.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at June 24, 2024 10:26 PM (JrYM1)

130 The 42-year-old pop superstar was seen after touching down at the Van Nuys Airport in Los Angeles at the conclusion of a short trip to Mexico

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I wonder if they brought her in on an ANG C-130.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 24, 2024 10:27 PM (jdHxK)

131 Went to see an ENT today and had an "interesting" medical experience. She stuck a small camera into my nostrils to see what was up with my crazy breathing, sniffling, coughing, sinuses, etc. Not painful and the pictures could be used in a sci-fi flick! I don't know if she drew any meaningful conclusions . . . . . . .
Posted by: LRob in OK


Hope she didn't use the same camera that's used for colonoscopies. Oh well, they probably wiped it off with a kleenex.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 24, 2024 10:27 PM (0Htd1)

132 how many pop superstars do we have at this point

Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 10:28 PM (/7KEl)

133 "Perhaps future wars would be just extremely real simulation games governed by binding agreements of all involved. Civilized wars.
Posted by: andycanuck"

Now it's a Star Trek thread!

Posted by: fd at June 24, 2024 10:28 PM (vFG9F)

134 125 why is carrie singing guns n roses
Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 10:26 PM (/7KEl)

Because Tiny Tim is put of her register.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 24, 2024 10:28 PM (ZbweD)

135 Innuendoscope.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 10:29 PM (BpZ5k)

136 Evening Horde, thx MisHum. Never thought Lucinda Williams had the greatest voice but she's a great song stylist and songwriter. The CD "Car Wheels on a Gravel Road" is a classic.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 24, 2024 10:29 PM (N+p0+)

137 Hope she didn't use the same camera that's used for colonoscopies. Oh well, they probably wiped it off with a kleenex.
Posted by: nerdygirl

That would be real shitty.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 24, 2024 10:29 PM (qZEuM)

138 The 42-year-old pop superstar was seen after touching down at the Van Nuys Airport in Los Angeles at the conclusion of a short trip to Mexico

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I wonder if they brought her in on an ANG C-130.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 24, 2024 10:27 PM (jdHxK)

I wonder if there was a chirp when her sneakers hit the runway?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 10:29 PM (BpC2R)

139 101 The Sandlot actor, 43, pleads guilty to throwing dumbbell at Jeep

https://mol.im/a/13564977
Posted by: Ciampino - Monday, Monday #02 double hate at June 24, 2024 10:19 PM (qfLjt)

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You're killin' me, Smalls!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 24, 2024 10:29 PM (F4bAW)

140 Some asshole stole my nostrilscope?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 10:30 PM (BpZ5k)

141 That would be real shitty.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 24, 2024 10:29 PM (qZEuM)

Talk about a brown nose.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2024 10:30 PM (ufFY8)

142 Before I go to sleep, I'm going to requote this jewel:

In space, no one can hear your pronouns.

Posted by: fd at June 24, 2024 10:30 PM (vFG9F)

143 132 how many pop superstars do we have at this point
Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 10:28 PM (/7KEl)

Honestly, it's just Coke and Dr. Pepper, all the others are suffering delusions of granduer.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 24, 2024 10:31 PM (ZbweD)

144 Arjan @arjansiddhpura Jun 23 Replying to @jasondebolt
Perhaps future wars would be just extremely real simulation games governed by binding agreements of all involved. Civilized wars.


If looks could kill
They probably will
In games without frontiers
War without tears

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 24, 2024 10:31 PM (dZVON)

145 FUN FACT: Van Nuys Airport stood in for the airport from which Victor Laszlo and Ilsa departed Casablanca, leaving Rick and Capt. Renault standing on the tarmac.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 24, 2024 10:31 PM (jdHxK)

146 Now it's a Star Trek thread!

According to the computer simulations, Washington DC has been vaporized. All citizens must report to their disintegration centers.

Kirk, "I got a commendation for original thinking."

Saavik, "you cheated."

Kirk munching an apple, "I don't like to lose."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2024 10:31 PM (IqZMy)

147 Up your nose with a.......


What?

Where?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 10:32 PM (BpZ5k)

148 Before long, we will have drones small enough to enter the bloodstream.

It's InnerSpace!

Hot Meg Ryan and that gorgeous red mustang.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2024 10:32 PM (Ud7de)

149 I can see it now. The ONT Horde is way ahead of me. I guess I better head over to the lounge.
You guys are the absolute best! I will now toast to you all🤩
BTW - my table is crooked...Bartender!



Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 24, 2024 10:32 PM (KWqQt)

150 125 why is carrie singing guns n roses
Posted by: Don Black
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Story I heard, she grew up a big GnR fan. And someone told her she couldn't pull off covering that song. Dunno if accurate but amusing either way.

Posted by: scampydog at June 24, 2024 10:32 PM (41CYW)

151 Begun, the Drone Wars have.

Posted by: Yoda at June 24, 2024 10:32 PM (7FrMA)

152 Oops, I have to report to a disintegration chamber!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2024 10:32 PM (63Dwl)

153 Now it's a Star Trek thread!
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Unfortunately, the ONT has been accidentally hit by a Hot Air missile strike.

Would all on-thread Morons please report to a MAID Chamber.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 10:33 PM (ZdexC)

154 It's InnerSpace!

Hot Meg Ryan and that gorgeous red mustang.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2024 10:32 PM (Ud7de)

Fantastic Voyage

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2024 10:33 PM (ufFY8)

155 I wonder if there was a chirp when her sneakers hit the runway?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 10:29 PM (BpC2R)

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Deplaning Instruction: "Remember to roll!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 24, 2024 10:33 PM (jdHxK)

156 > Hmm. How long before there are drone dogfights?
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The US military... perhaps the Air Force IIRC is toying with the idea of a "loyal wingman" type drone or UCAV (unmanned combat aerial vehicle.) It would fly, mostly autonomously and be able to do things like jam enemy radars, shoot long range air to air missiles or anti-surface missiles at targets designated by the "manned" craft. The Navy is also looking at the tech.

Several demonstrators are already flying.

SkyBorg

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 24, 2024 10:33 PM (Q4IgG)

157 @147 rubber hose. Sweathog saying

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 24, 2024 10:33 PM (N+p0+)

158 143 132 how many pop superstars do we have at this point
Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 10:28 PM (/7KEl)

Honestly, it's just Coke and Dr. Pepper, all the others are suffering delusions of granduer.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 24, 2024 10:31 PM (ZbweD)

This is beautiful.

Posted by: Moki at June 24, 2024 10:33 PM (wLjpr)

159 >Before long, we will have drones small enough to enter the bloodstream.


I saw that movie decades ago

Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 10:33 PM (/7KEl)

160 Hey I couldn't be around much today and I missed the report on JT. 'sup?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 24, 2024 10:35 PM (YRsIm)

161 121 So what's going with Muldoon's mystery?

Word on JT?
Posted by: Anna Puma

I think Muldoon posted this morning that they've commenced with the cadaver dogs/ searchings.

Still waiting on news about JT

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2024 10:35 PM (Ka3bZ)

162 Well since this is now a Star Trek thread , The Devil in the Dark was on tonight. Great original series episode. "I'm a doctor, not a brick layer" . First time McCoy ever used the saying

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 24, 2024 10:35 PM (N+p0+)

163 Whoa, what a shootout!

[Non-drone comment]

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 10:35 PM (ZdexC)

164 Unbelievable

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2024 10:35 PM (ufFY8)

165 Remote controlled wars would be boring. Both sides just droning on and on.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 24, 2024 10:35 PM (0eaVi)

166 If you're only willing to fight a half assed war that isn't really a war, then you're willing to sit the fuck down and negotiate and save yourself a couple billion odd dollars and a couple thousand lives.

War is war. Death is death. Fight, or don't. Bullshit pussy footing nonsense, destroying things and making others die for a fight no one cares all that much about, has been the hallmark of American foreign policy for a long as my parents have been alive.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 10:36 PM (BpZ5k)

167 Winner, winner, chicken dinner. The college baseball national championship trophy is headed to Rocky Top. Congrats to Tennessee! GBO!

Posted by: TRex at June 24, 2024 10:36 PM (IQ6Gq)

168 I have a 6a so heading to bed soon. Hope we get word on JT.

Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2024 10:36 PM (p4NUW)

169 Macross II:Lovers Again, Macross Plus, and Macross Frontier all had AI wingmen.

Only in Macross Plus did the AI wingmen get hacked, by a psychotic AI idol singer who wanted to rule the world.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2024 10:37 PM (IqZMy)

170 Remote controlled wars would be boring. Both sides just droning on and on.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 24, 2024 10:35 PM (0eaVi)

It would make presidential debates look exciting, instead of two idiots droning on and on while the candidates just stand there.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 24, 2024 10:37 PM (VNX3d)

171 162 Well since this is now a Star Trek thread , The Devil in the Dark was on tonight. Great original series episode. "I'm a doctor, not a brick layer" . First time McCoy ever used the saying
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THANKS
AUTOGRAPH YOU?

Posted by: the horta at June 24, 2024 10:37 PM (ZdexC)

172 big car wreck in front of the goal

Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2024 10:37 PM (/7KEl)

173 > Before long, we will have drones small enough to enter the bloodstream.
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I think we already do. Targeted chemo. Ingestible cameras.

Guess it depends on the definition of "drone"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 24, 2024 10:37 PM (Q4IgG)

174 Well since this is now a Star Trek thread , The Devil in the Dark was on tonight. Great original series episode. "I'm a doctor, not a brick layer" . First time McCoy ever used the saying
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 24, 2024 10:35 PM (N+p0+)

He also said "I'm a doctor, not a...." on some older tv show. Can't remember where I saw it. One of those YTers who posts about old shows.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 24, 2024 10:37 PM (0eaVi)

175 Jason DeBolt ⚡️ @jasondebolt Jun 23
We could see swarms of millions of suicidal drones wiping out hundreds of military targets (including aircraft carriers) in a single morning. A 21st century version of D-Day.


Been saying this for some time now.
(Or versions of it)
They are going to be very dangerous. Billion$ await the company that can come up with a multi-sensor defeating counter drone capability.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2024 10:37 PM (W/lyH)

176 Yeah,

The TECH CULTURE KINGS be doing .

Do not bow down.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 24, 2024 10:37 PM (TDvv2)

177
Britney is what you get when Tiffany-Lurleen from the trailer park wins the lottery.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2024 10:38 PM (MoZTd)

178 Macross II:Lovers Again, Macross Plus, and Macross Frontier all had AI wingmen.

Only in Macross Plus did the AI wingmen get hacked, by a psychotic AI idol singer who wanted to rule the world.
Posted by: Anna Puma

My mind went to the movie Stealth, with the crazy AI fighter.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 24, 2024 10:38 PM (VNX3d)

179 83 75 I really thought rawdogging meant something else entirely
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby

It does.
Posted by: Piper


Both you ladies need Jesus.

😂
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2024 10:16 PM (Ud7de)

; )

Posted by: m at June 24, 2024 10:38 PM (NHMTR)

180 >>Future wars are drone wars.

Saw a video from Ukraine yesterday. A soldier, unknown whether he was Russian or Ukrainian, was running and being chased by something that was out of frame.

He was clearly terrified and kept looking over his shoulder. Finally he stopped running and a small drone flew in and stopped in front of him. The guy just laid down in a ditch and the drone moved in right over him and exploded

That's the future of war.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2024 10:39 PM (LkLld)

181 112 You DO NOT want to swim in Kathmandu.

The Bagmati River is a polluted, corpse-choked cesspool.

With nasty aggressive macaques.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 24, 2024 10:22 PM (jdHxK)

A friend was posted to the embassy at kathmandu and mentioned that he and his wife duct-taped their mouths before taking a shower, to prevent water going in their mouths. If they wanted to take a bath, they filled the tub and poured a cup of bleach, then skimmed off the dead critters that floated to the top.

Posted by: Moki at June 24, 2024 10:39 PM (wLjpr)

182 Been saying this for some time now.
(Or versions of it)
They are going to be very dangerous. Billion$ await the company that can come up with a multi-sensor defeating counter drone capability.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2024 10:37 PM (W/lyH)

Can't shoot a swarm.

Gonna need signal blocker or some kind of targeted EMP.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2024 10:39 PM (Ud7de)

183 116

I'm the same way at outdoor concerts. I won't drink anything. Portapotties are a lot worse than airplane restrooms. A lot worse.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 24, 2024 10:23 PM (0Htd1)


Yeah, they are. I'm a dude and they skeeve me out, although not enough to keep me from drinking a beer or three. I can hold my breath longer that it takes to empty my bladder and zip up.

Posted by: BillyD at June 24, 2024 10:39 PM (F6Xpw)

184 Can't shoot a swarm.

Gonna need signal blocker or some kind of targeted EMP.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2024 10:39 PM (Ud7de)

Giant punt guns.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 24, 2024 10:40 PM (0eaVi)

185 I get that error message ALL. THE. TIME. FOR. A. LONG. TIME. NOW.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 24, 2024 10:40 PM (PZo5T)

186 He was clearly terrified and kept looking over his shoulder. Finally he stopped running and a small drone flew in and stopped in front of him. The guy just laid down in a ditch and the drone moved in right over him and exploded

That's the future of war.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2024 10:39 PM (LkLld)

Time to get real good with a shotgun

#sportingclays

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 24, 2024 10:40 PM (TTAGa)

187 A friend was posted to the embassy at kathmandu and mentioned that he and his wife duct-taped their mouths before taking a shower, to prevent water going in their mouths.
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I hope neither had a moustache.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 10:41 PM (ZdexC)

188 Gonna need signal blocker or some kind of targeted EMP.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

How about a net

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2024 10:41 PM (Ka3bZ)

189 Ok. Good night.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 24, 2024 10:41 PM (KWqQt)

190 Gonna need signal blocker or some kind of targeted EMP.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

How about a net
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2024 10:41 PM (Ka3bZ)

It'd have to be a really tall net.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 24, 2024 10:42 PM (0eaVi)

191 5:54 left in regulation

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 10:42 PM (ZdexC)

192 32 21 I was getting that same error a lot on the cafe thread today actually
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2024 10:04 PM (Ka3bZ)

Complain to ace.
Complain to pixy.

CBD and I don't get anywhere.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 24, 2024 10:06 PM (QXQ4l)

Out: ace and Garrett
In: ace and pixy

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 24, 2024 10:42 PM (a3drE)

193 They are going to be very dangerous. Billion$ await the company that can come up with a multi-sensor defeating counter drone capability.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2024 10:37 PM (W/lyH)

They can turn warfare into an expensive meatspace version of EVE Online all they like, until opfor finds out which building they're in, sneaks through the back door they left open for the Dominoes driver, and slits all their bastarding throats.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 10:42 PM (BpZ5k)

194 Can't imagine getting hunted in the woods by a drone with a chunk of C4 attached to it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2024 10:43 PM (Ud7de)

195 All this drone talk has got me thinking maybe it's time to start looking for old microwave ovens and sheet metal scraps.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 24, 2024 10:43 PM (dZVON)

196 E-6 Prowlers could knock every transmitter off line in a city 40 years ago.
Guessing they've upped their game since then.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 24, 2024 10:43 PM (vJiyU)

197 I hope neither had a moustache.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 10:41 PM (ZdexC)

He didn't for long. Said everyone in the embassy had the same, red, raw adhesive scars around their mouths during their posting.

Posted by: Moki at June 24, 2024 10:43 PM (wLjpr)

198 The US military... perhaps the Air Force IIRC is toying with the idea of a "loyal wingman" type drone or UCAV (unmanned combat aerial vehicle.) It would fly, mostly autonomously and be able to do things like jam enemy radars, shoot long range air to air missiles or anti-surface missiles at targets designated by the "manned" craft. The Navy is also looking at the tech.

Several demonstrators are already flying.

SkyBorg
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 24, 2024 10:33 PM (Q4IgG)

Anti-drone defense: a version of the GAU-8 auto-cannon that shoots miniature flak rounds. Fill the sky with shrapnel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 10:43 PM (BpC2R)

199 @112 I saw Nasty Aggressive Macaques open for Arctic Monkeys at the Garden

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 24, 2024 10:43 PM (N+p0+)

200 The drones are fast. The "civilian" versions I've seen on public lands are unnerving, because ya can't shoot 'em. It's only a matter of time before they start being armed up.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 24, 2024 10:44 PM (UvJyL)

201 Gonna need signal blocker or some kind of targeted EMP.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

How about a net
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2024 10:41 PM (Ka3bZ)

It'd have to be a really tall net.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 24, 2024 10:42 PM (0eaVi)

Perhaps a PDS - personal drone swarm - made up of a bunch of little drones to attack the attack drones would do the trick.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 24, 2024 10:44 PM (VNX3d)

202 Can't shoot a swarm.

Gonna need signal blocker or some kind of targeted EMP.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2024 10:39 PM


Hence my reference to multisensor. No one single thing is going to do it. From treetop to 60k feet. Slow movers to jet powered. It's going to take kinetic and all kinds of nonkenetic methods.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2024 10:44 PM (W/lyH)

203 Giant punt guns.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 24, 2024 10:40 PM (0eaVi)

But not gunt puns.

Congressman Nadler has feelings, too.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 10:44 PM (BpZ5k)

204 They can turn warfare into an expensive meatspace version of EVE Online all they like, until opfor finds out which building they're in, sneaks through the back door they left open for the Dominoes driver, and slits all their bastarding throats.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 10:42 PM (BpZ5k

Pilots in Huntsville, Alabama fly drones in the Middle East.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2024 10:44 PM (Ud7de)

205 Carrie does an amazing rendition of welcome to the jungle complete with stompy boots. On a phone can’t link but a you tube search will find several examples. She opens concerts with it.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 24, 2024 10:45 PM (3SkWZ)

206 Look out for Kwanzabot!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 10:45 PM (ZdexC)

207 He didn't for long. Said everyone in the embassy had the same, red, raw adhesive scars around their mouths during their posting.
Posted by: Moki at June 24, 2024 10:43 PM (wLjpr)

Just don't bathe. I'm sure the locals wouldn't notice.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 24, 2024 10:45 PM (0eaVi)

208 What Homeless encampment is currently occupying Jeffy Zuckerberg's land on Kauai?

That was a trick question ...

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 24, 2024 10:45 PM (TDvv2)

209 He was clearly terrified and kept looking over his shoulder. Finally he stopped running and a small drone flew in and stopped in front of him. The guy just laid down in a ditch and the drone moved in right over him and exploded


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Oof. The dreaded "Candygram" drone.

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 24, 2024 10:46 PM (jdHxK)

210 A friend was posted to the embassy at kathmandu and mentioned that he and his wife duct-taped their mouths before taking a shower, to prevent water going in their mouths. If they wanted to take a bath, they filled the tub and poured a cup of bleach, then skimmed off the dead critters that floated to the top.
Posted by: Moki


Note to self: If I ever go to Katmandu, take a ton of baby wipes to clean up with.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 24, 2024 10:46 PM (0Htd1)

211 > Jason DeBolt ⚡️ @jasondebolt Jun 23
We could see swarms of millions of suicidal drones wiping out hundreds of military targets (including aircraft carriers) in a single morning. A 21st century version of D-Day.
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Except they're really susceptible to jamming, being confused with lasers, microwaves, etc. Even with a person on the controlling end.

Despite our military leadership being fucktards, the tech we've deployed is, pretty stout. Whether it's used properly is another story.

And there's video of some dude in Ukraine (Russian or Ukrainian) blowing a loitering drone out of the sky at a respectable distance with a shotgun.

Hero... either way.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 24, 2024 10:47 PM (Q4IgG)

212 Pilots in Huntsville, Alabama fly drones in the Middle East.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2024 10:44 PM (Ud7de)

And there are more Yemenis in Huntsville than in Yemen.

I made that up. But you know what i mean.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 10:47 PM (BpZ5k)

213 Macross II:Lovers Again aired in 1992.

Stealth is from 2005.

Oh yeah Battle Fairy Yukikaze was written in 1984. Yukikaze is a Super Sylph recon/intel plane who's AI system really does become self aware. Which leads to the plane and its pilot Rei Fukai becoming Earth's last defense against the alien invading JAM.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2024 10:47 PM (IqZMy)

214 Here you go, Jen the Original:

https://tinyurl.com/23z34h9b
4:28 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 10:47 PM (ZdexC)

215 They’re throwing everything they have at the Cats

It’s not enough

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 24, 2024 10:47 PM (TTAGa)

216 Note to self: If I ever go to Katmandu, take a ton of baby wipes to clean up with.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Note to self: Don't go to Katmandu.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 24, 2024 10:47 PM (vJiyU)

217 Multitudes of Frenchmen have committed to taking a crap in said river before they do so.
Posted by: tankdemon

--

They would totally do this

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2024 10:48 PM (Ka3bZ)

218 Game 7's are nerve racking.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 24, 2024 10:49 PM (qZEuM)

219 Hamster has that " damn, here we go again " look. Thanks Mishum. Your ONTs are a spot of consistency in my inconsistent life.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 24, 2024 10:49 PM (8M9QV)

220 Original Jen, or Genuine Jen?

Posted by: Common Tater at June 24, 2024 10:49 PM (UvJyL)

221 What Swing States will Jeffy Zuckerberg try to again plant "PRIVATE VOTE COUNTING STATIONS in 2024??

To bad the HOBOS are not armed.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 24, 2024 10:49 PM (TDvv2)

222 Note to self: Don't go to Katmandu.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 24, 2024 10:47 PM (vJiyU)

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I spent a month in Kathmandu about eight years ago. It was the first leg of a trip into Tibet.

Maybe it only seemed like a month.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 24, 2024 10:49 PM (jdHxK)

223 "Why do these ivory people want to pour the poop water on themselves everyday?"

"I don't know, man. They're really freaking weird. "

"Seriously. We're running out of duct tape, here. "

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 10:50 PM (BpZ5k)

224 E-6 Prowlers could knock every transmitter off line in a city 40 years ago.
Guessing they've upped their game since then.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 24, 2024 10:43 PM


So could the GLC-3B ground based jammer. Don't ask me how I know. The Seattle airport hates me.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2024 10:50 PM (W/lyH)

225 But not gunt puns.

Congressman Nadler has feelings, too.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 10:44 PM (BpZ5k)

Yeah, that'd be hitting below the belt.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 24, 2024 10:51 PM (0eaVi)

226 My vintage bike project ain't too much of a project. Ms G's dad bought himself and his wife each a Schwinn Suburban maybe 40 years ago, they hardly got ridden, and have been nicely stored.

I took the mens and having no bike tools here, drove it to a shop for new tires, tubes, and a tune up, probably paying more than I could get one off CL, but maybe no because this bike is mint. As in, right out of a time machine, back from the shop.

Here is the coolest thing about it, the bottle dynamo that fires the headlight and taillight. Spindle tilts against the tire.

The incandescent bulbs were no good so I got some 6v 3w LEDs which are LIT LIT LIT. You only need to go like slower than walk speed for the dynamo to power them top bright.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 24, 2024 10:51 PM (ZtgZZ)

227 Hamster has that " damn, here we go again " look. Thanks Mishum. Your ONTs are a spot of consistency in my inconsistent life.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness

"Well vet, what's the little guys problem?"
"His feet and tummy are blistered."

Posted by: Some Rat at June 24, 2024 10:51 PM (vJiyU)

228 Mildly interesting tidbit I picked up today - the King Cobra, perhaps the most iconic example of the Cobra as perceived in both East and West, is not actually a Cobra at all.

It's actually an off-shoot of the genetic lineage that gave rise to Mambas elsewhere, and only resembles the true Cobra species. My mental image of much of Kipling and the Raj is now in the process of re-booting.

Posted by: John Drake Is Taking A Break Near Atyrau, North Of The Caspian Sea at June 24, 2024 10:52 PM (ENHQb)

229 Drone Avoidance:

How Not To Be Seen Monty Python's Flying Circus

https://tinyurl.com/4efss9tn
3:23 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 10:52 PM (ZdexC)

230 Whats the frequency(kenneth) that those type of drones operate on?

Posted by: a dude in MI at June 24, 2024 10:53 PM (+I6Y/)

231 228 Mildly interesting tidbit I picked up today - the King Cobra, perhaps the most iconic example of the Cobra as perceived in both East and West, is not actually a Cobra at all.

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Wait. Whuuuuuuuuut?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 24, 2024 10:53 PM (jdHxK)

232 Whats the frequency(kenneth) that those type of drones operate on?
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 24, 2024 10:53 PM (+I6Y/)

All of them.

A little at a time.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 10:53 PM (BpZ5k)

233 Assange is free

Gateway pundit!!! Can’t post link!!

Posted by: Gonzotx at June 24, 2024 10:53 PM (MwHgU)

234 EF-18G Growlers are using the AN/ALQ-99 jamming pods first pioneered on the EA-6B and later built into the EF-111A.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2024 10:53 PM (IqZMy)

235 Cats will survive

Sabres get a 5th instead of a 7th for the Okposo trade

🚨🚨🚨

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 24, 2024 10:53 PM (TTAGa)

236 That's the future of war.
Posted by: JackStraw

Yep. If they make it to my neck of the woods, I will use the Scottish strategy, run, hide, live to fight another day. That and always carry the 870 with 8 rounds of .00.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 24, 2024 10:54 PM (8M9QV)

237 Double
Crap.


Oh well. Fun series!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2024 10:54 PM (lq7Sk)

238 Coach cost them the chance at the game, holding goalie too long AND not pulling him when they had control of the puck in the Panthers' end. Fuckwit.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 10:55 PM (ZdexC)

239 Mildly interesting tidbit I picked up today - the King Cobra, perhaps the most iconic example of the Cobra as perceived in both East and West, is not actually a Cobra at all.

It's actually an off-shoot of the genetic lineage that gave rise to Mambas elsewhere, and only resembles the true Cobra species. My mental image of much of Kipling and the Raj is now in the process of re-booting.
Posted by: John Drake Is Taking A Break Near Atyrau, North Of The Caspian Sea at June 24, 2024 10:52 PM (ENHQb)

If it identifies as a cobra, who are we to say otherwise?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 24, 2024 10:55 PM (0eaVi)

240 Florida wins.

They played well.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2024 10:55 PM (ufFY8)

241 So tomorrow to the Home Depot and Lowes, Depot for everything but the sparker, all to build the potato gun all ready to make the 4th sound like Bunker Hill or Sumter.

This town has its show all the way out on 7/7 so the homegrown noise will start on 7/4 for sure and go every night after until the show on the 7th.

I'll need a bushel of potatoes and a sixpack of hairspray. The lake out back is a third of a mile across and I'm hoping to get spuds out to maybe 200 yards before they splash down.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 24, 2024 10:56 PM (ZtgZZ)

242 If it identifies as a cobra, who are we to say otherwise?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 24, 2024 10:55 PM (0eaVi)

If it looks like a cobra, and acts like a cobra, and identifies as a duck... maybe just stay the fuck away from it, probably.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 10:56 PM (BpZ5k)

243 Wait. Whuuuuuuuuut?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

That was pretty much my reaction as well. Nag and Nagina in "Rikki Tiki Tavi" are sort of disappointing villains now - just evil pseudo-Cobras.

Posted by: John Drake Is Taking A Break Near Atyrau, North Of The Caspian Sea at June 24, 2024 10:57 PM (ENHQb)

244 214. Thanks Andycanuck.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 24, 2024 10:57 PM (3SkWZ)

245 Oh, well.

Good series and at least the Leafs' record holds.

Shaking hands as true sportsmen.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 10:57 PM (ZdexC)

246 > EF-18G Growlers are using the AN/ALQ-99 jamming pods first pioneered on the EA-6B and later built into the EF-111A.
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Saw one that purported to have "killed" a Houthi Mi-24 "Hind" attack helo with an AGM-88E.

Story was over at "The War Zone."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 24, 2024 10:58 PM (Q4IgG)

247 If it looks like a cobra, and acts like a cobra, and identifies as a duck... maybe just stay the fuck away from it, probably.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 10:56 PM (BpZ5k)

Wise words

Posted by: Rikki-tikki-tavi at June 24, 2024 10:58 PM (+I6Y/)

248 You're welcome, Jen.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 10:58 PM (ZdexC)

249 I'll need a bushel of potatoes and a sixpack of hairspray. The lake out back is a third of a mile across and I'm hoping to get spuds out to maybe 200 yards before they splash down.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 24, 2024 10:56 PM (ZtgZZ)

------------

*fistbump*

Trajectory is the key. And say hi to Piccadilly Circus for me.

Posted by: Werner von Braun at June 24, 2024 10:59 PM (jdHxK)

250 wow what a game holy hell

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 24, 2024 10:59 PM (s3qiR)

251 The Free State of Florida, triumphant again.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 24, 2024 10:59 PM (jGGMD)

252 Hot tech for us here in the domestic market, would have to be drones with programming to "break free" of any Geo-Fencing limitations.

Then you would have a great many ways to available to make things.... "interesting".


*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 24, 2024 11:00 PM (e6UQI)

253 America area Moron makes historic first with potato launched into stable orbit, details at 11

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 11:00 PM (BpZ5k)

254 Hmm good thing the flyers traded Bob away

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 24, 2024 11:00 PM (s3qiR)

255 Shaking hands as true sportsmen.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 10:57 PM (ZdexC)

That’s what makes hockey special

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 24, 2024 11:00 PM (TTAGa)

256 Mildly interesting tidbit I picked up today - the King Cobra, perhaps the most iconic example of the Cobra as perceived in both East and West, is not actually a Cobra at all.

It's actually an off-shoot of the genetic lineage that gave rise to Mambas elsewhere, and only resembles the true Cobra species. My mental image of much of Kipling and the Raj is now in the process of re-booting.
Posted by: John Drake Is Taking A Break Near Atyrau, North Of The Caspian Sea at June 24, 2024 10:52 PM (ENHQb)

But has anyone thought to ask the snake what it thinks? I guess I gotta do all the work here.

Mr. Cobra, I have a ques *Gets bit* *Dies*

Posted by: Robert at June 24, 2024 11:00 PM (5SA3g)

257 That was pretty much my reaction as well. Nag and Nagina in "Rikki Tiki Tavi" are sort of disappointing villains now - just evil pseudo-Cobras.
Posted by: John Drake Is Taking A Break Near Atyrau, North Of The Caspian Sea at June 24, 2024 10:57 PM (ENHQb)

We wuz kangs!

Posted by: Nag and Nagina at June 24, 2024 11:00 PM (0eaVi)

258 The EF-111A Spark Varks have at least one 'kill' claim.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2024 11:01 PM (IqZMy)

259 Mildly interesting tidbit I picked up today - the King Cobra, perhaps the most iconic example of the Cobra as perceived in both East and West, is not actually a Cobra at all.

Huh, and all this time I thought it was descended from the Mustang line.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 24, 2024 11:01 PM (dZVON)

260 I'll need a bushel of potatoes and a sixpack of hairspray. The lake out back is a third of a mile across and I'm hoping to get spuds out to maybe 200 yards before they splash down.
Posted by: Mr Gaga
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Pure fun.

Posted by: scampydog at June 24, 2024 11:01 PM (41CYW)

261 Yep. If they make it to my neck of the woods, I will use the Scottish strategy, run, hide, live to fight another day. That and always carry the 870 with 8 rounds of .00.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 24, 2024 10:54 PM (8M9QV)

You know, some training on how to engage and kill a drone that is pursuing you would be a fun and instructive activity for a MoMee. Might be a useful skill to have.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 11:02 PM (BpC2R)

262 If it identifies as a cobra, who are we to say otherwise?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

I ain't gonna confront them about it. Snake-charmers may have a crisis of conscience, though.

Posted by: John Drake Is Taking A Break Near Atyrau, North Of The Caspian Sea at June 24, 2024 11:02 PM (ENHQb)

263 Huh, and all this time I thought it was descended from the Mustang line.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 24, 2024 11:01 PM (dZVON)

The one created by Sheb Wolley?

Posted by: o at June 24, 2024 11:03 PM (0eaVi)

264 So if you have ground based electronic countermeasures (available but pricey) that can "Blind" incoming drone swarms yet you still need to destroy them, well you need a MEGA SHOTGUN/spin launched bagged payload of double faceted titanium dart rounds.

That might do it.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 24, 2024 11:04 PM (TDvv2)

265 I'm taking it there will be no more boobs from Oilers Kate.

Posted by: spindrift at June 24, 2024 11:04 PM (7FrMA)

266 You know, some training on how to engage and kill a drone that is pursuing you would be a fun and instructive activity for a MoMee. Might be a useful skill to have.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 11:02 PM (BpC2R)

Hold up a Bible and anything by Thomas Sowell. Grab it when it gets within arm's reach.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 11:04 PM (BpZ5k)

267 I can hold my breath longer that it takes to empty my bladder and zip up.

Posted by: BillyD

You're suppose to unzip first?
-- Our President in Thief

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2024 11:04 PM (WXNFJ)

268 I'll need a bushel of potatoes and a sixpack of hairspray. The lake out back is a third of a mile across and I'm hoping to get spuds out to maybe 200 yards before they splash down.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 24, 2024 10:56 PM (ZtgZZ)

I think the "chlorine-free" brake cleaner or starting fluid would pack a little more oomph for the spud gun than hair spray.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 11:04 PM (BpC2R)

269 The one created by Sheb Wolley?

No, Gale Halderman and some guys he worked with.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 24, 2024 11:05 PM (dZVON)

270 It's irritating to me that the _only_ web browser engine you can run on an Apple iphone will consistently refuse to render the AoS main page. And there's always an ad that renders the page unreadable.

Censorship by turning the tech stack into Jenga.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 24, 2024 11:06 PM (M0kex)

271 261 You know, some training on how to engage and kill a drone that is pursuing you would be a fun and instructive activity for a MoMee. Might be a useful skill to have.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 11:02 PM (BpC2R)

Potato gun?

Posted by: m at June 24, 2024 11:06 PM (NHMTR)

272 I wonder if it would be possible to make shotshells in 5.56/.223?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 11:07 PM (BpC2R)

273 264 So if you have ground based electronic countermeasures (available but pricey) that can "Blind" incoming drone swarms yet you still need to destroy them, well you need a MEGA SHOTGUN/spin launched bagged payload of double faceted titanium dart rounds.

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What about something that can launch a net?

Posted by: Werner von Braun at June 24, 2024 11:07 PM (jdHxK)

274 Princess Anne suffered a concussion and is in hospital as a precaution. Believed she was injured being kicked in the head by a horse. Her planned trip to Newfoundland this weekend has been cancelled.

I think she might have been going there for Newfoundland's version of Memorial Day with her as the Honorary Colonel-in-Chief of the Royal Newfoundland Regiment or its current Canadian unit at least.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 11:07 PM (ZdexC)

275 It's irritating to me that the _only_ web browser engine you can run on an Apple iphone will consistently refuse to render the AoS main page. And there's always an ad that renders the page unreadable.

Censorship by turning the tech stack into Jenga.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 24, 2024 11:06 PM (M0kex)

Apple has an agenda. Evil bastards.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 11:08 PM (BpC2R)

276 272 I wonder if it would be possible to make shotshells in 5.56/.223?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 11:07 PM (BpC2R)

Modify a flechette cartridge to hold some kind of shot instead?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 11:08 PM (BpZ5k)

277 It's amazing how many pitchers today can throw 100+ mph fastballs. No wonder there are so many injuries

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 24, 2024 11:08 PM (7ZQe3)

278 261 You know, some training on how to engage and kill a drone that is pursuing you would be a fun and instructive activity for a MoMee. Might be a useful skill to have.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 11:02 PM (BpC2R)

Potato gun?
Posted by: m
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With AOP's suggested starting fluid/brake cleaner modification it may be a potato particle cannon. Much like shotgun pattern.

Posted by: scampydog at June 24, 2024 11:08 PM (41CYW)

279 Shaking hands as true sportsmen.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 10:57 PM (ZdexC)

That’s what makes hockey special
Posted by: browndog got reset

They call it "hockey" too?

Posted by: Mayor Pete Buttgig at June 24, 2024 11:09 PM (4fkHT)

280 I was getting that same error a lot on the cafe thread today actually
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2024 10:04 PM (Ka3bZ)

Complain to ace.
Complain to pixy.

CBD and I don't get anywhere.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
=======

Some comment pages load slow or hang up on my el cheapo droid tablet. The newer guest posts do too.
Generally the Ace posts load good.

Main page has some hiccups as always, but whatever.

Not a coder, but I suspect there all some calls that Ace doesn't use much but others do that makes my el cheapo tablet hang.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 24, 2024 11:09 PM (cOq4q)

281 I saw the Hyperrelativistic Potatoes open for the Screaming Trees at some dive bar in '89.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 11:10 PM (BpZ5k)

282 You know, some training on how to engage and kill a drone that is pursuing you would be a fun and instructive activity for a MoMee. Might be a useful skill to have.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Garand Thumb over on Utube had a couple of Ukrainian mercs on awhile back. A lot of the discussion was on drones. Predators with Hellfires are a different story.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 24, 2024 11:10 PM (8M9QV)

283 With AOP's suggested starting fluid/brake cleaner modification it may be a potato particle cannon. Much like shotgun pattern.
Posted by: scampydog at June 24, 2024 11:08 PM (41CYW)

Not a big hairspray user, but I don't know if all brands are combustible.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 11:10 PM (BpC2R)

284 --------

It would be nice to be able to imbed an active hyperlink in the comments. Hyperlink technology invented about 35 years ago. Ahem.
Posted by: chris+opher
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I think snakes can be embedded with hyperlinks.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 24, 2024 11:10 PM (mP6Ur)

285 I wonder if it would be possible to make shotshells in 5.56/.223?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Sometimes I wonder....

Posted by: the Wretched Panhard at June 24, 2024 11:11 PM (4fkHT)

286 I don't know if Photoshopped or not but a wonderful sentiment from Game 7:

The Pleb 🇨🇦 Reporter @truckdriverpleb
Warms my heart

https://tinyurl.com/mryr9jhs
photo

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 11:11 PM (ZdexC)

287 You know, some training on how to engage and kill a drone that is pursuing you would be a fun and instructive activity for a MoMee. Might be a useful skill to have.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 11:02 PM (BpC2R)

Sporting Clays

It’s a perfect way to train

Posted by: browndog got reset at June 24, 2024 11:12 PM (TTAGa)

288 Heard that the only protection from drones is nets.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 24, 2024 11:12 PM (mP6Ur)

289 Not a big hairspray user, but I don't know if all brands are combustible.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Mom and sister's Aqua Net back in the day for potato cannon. And for torching earwigs and potato bugs after tipping over the chopping block.

Posted by: scampydog at June 24, 2024 11:12 PM (41CYW)

290 Princess Anne suffered a concussion and is in hospital as a precaution. Believed she was injured being kicked in the head by a horse. Her planned trip to Newfoundland this weekend has been cancelled.

I think she might have been going there for Newfoundland's version of Memorial Day with her as the Honorary Colonel-in-Chief of the Royal Newfoundland Regiment or its current Canadian unit at least.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 11:07 PM (ZdexC)

Jeez...her and Kate are like the only good ones in that family and they're having lousy luck.

*Puts hands together*

Lord, if you take anyone from that family take one of the dudes. The chicks are the only decent ones. Except Meghan. Okay, take one of the men or Meghan.

Amen.

Posted by: Robert at June 24, 2024 11:12 PM (wB8vh)

291 No time to play today. Too many things to watch and read. Too many dreams to dream. Hello, good night.

https://youtu.be/OMLUDVL9ukk

💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - drive-bye at June 24, 2024 11:12 PM (R/uuE)

292 Rare photo of me watching ****hub.
Posted by: Richard Gere

Shouldn't that be PronHamster ?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 24, 2024 11:13 PM (cOq4q)

293 Garand Thumb over on Utube had a couple of Ukrainian mercs on awhile back. A lot of the discussion was on drones. Predators with Hellfires are a different story.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 24, 2024 11:10 PM (8M9QV)

Well, that's a standoff weapon. The missile is coming at you supersonic, probably. And the Predator may be well out of sight of the target. I was thinking more of the small "suicide" drones being used as anti-personnel weapons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 11:13 PM (BpC2R)

294 I can hold my breath longer that it takes to empty my bladder and zip up.

Posted by: BillyD

You're suppose to unzip first?
-- Our President in Thief
Posted by: Tonypete

This is Unkind

Posted by: Huma at June 24, 2024 11:13 PM (4fkHT)

295 Finally home and Pookette is in bed. We spent three straight hours on a sewing project and would have been in dire straights without the help of a fellow sewing circle member. I am not good at sewing and Pookette is still in the very beginner stage, but she's determined, and the little old ladies adore her.

Posted by: pookysgirl now knows what a presser foot is at June 24, 2024 11:13 PM (dtlDP)

296 Connor McDavid wins the Conn Smythe MVP award despite loss.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 11:13 PM (ZdexC)

297 It’s a perfect way to train
Posted by: browndog got reset at June 24, 2024 11:12 PM (TTAGa)

Better than fragging $50,000 worth of Mavic Minis.

Also answering some three letter's impertinent questions about why you just bought so many of the fucking things at one shot...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 11:13 PM (BpZ5k)

298 I wonder if it would be possible to make shotshells in 5.56/.223?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I took my 870 across the road awhile back to test the pattern with .00 at 50 yards. I was mildly surprised at the results.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 24, 2024 11:14 PM (8M9QV)

299 Hitler shit my pants once. Hand of grenade.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Preparing Debate Zingers at June 24, 2024 11:14 PM (DctLG)

300 286 I don't know if Photoshopped or not but a wonderful sentiment from Game 7:

The Pleb 🇨🇦 Reporter @truckdriverpleb
Warms my heart

https://tinyurl.com/mryr9jhs
photo
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 11:11 PM (ZdexC)

LOL

Posted by: m at June 24, 2024 11:14 PM (NHMTR)

301 290 Princess Anne suffered a concussion and is in hospital as a precaution. Believed she was injured being kicked in the head by a horse. Her planned trip to Newfoundland this weekend has been cancelled.

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Newfoundland mourns.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 24, 2024 11:15 PM (jdHxK)

302 Good evening morons and thanks mh for the ont

Something tells me the Pixy thread is gonna be lit tomorrow morning.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2024 11:16 PM (RIvkX)

303 Nets and cages depending on how big the 'bomb' the drone drops I'd suppose.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 11:16 PM (ZdexC)

304 Sporting Clays

It’s a perfect way to train
Posted by: browndog got reset at June 24, 2024 11:12 PM (TTAGa)


It's a start but the problem is the clays have no random movement, just a trajectory. The clays would be easier to hit and one might get a little cocky.

Maybe developing a variable movement clay could become a real training moneymaker. Where's that damn holodeck technology?

Posted by: RickZ at June 24, 2024 11:17 PM (gKDq2)

305 Hitler shit my pants once. Hand of grenade.
Posted by: Joe Biden

And I invaded Grenadle.

Beau didn't come back

Took out the Tonton Macoutes single handed, like Uncle Corn Pop taught him

Posted by: Preznit Joey B. dreams of cannibals at June 24, 2024 11:18 PM (4fkHT)

306 Maybe developing a variable movement clay could become a real training moneymaker. Where's that damn holodeck technology?
Posted by: RickZ at June 24, 2024 11:17 PM (gKDq2)

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Good against remotes is one thing...

Posted by: Obi Wan Baloney at June 24, 2024 11:19 PM (jdHxK)

307 Maybe developing a variable movement clay could become a real training moneymaker. Where's that damn holodeck technology?
Posted by: RickZ at June 24, 2024 11:17 PM (gKDq2)

Hmmm.... a clay with an off-balance "fidget spinner" kind of thing embedded in it? Something dirt cheap to make?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 11:19 PM (BpZ5k)

308 They are going to be very dangerous. Billion$ await the company that can come up with a multi-sensor defeating counter drone capability.
Posted by: Diogenes


The energy weapons coming on line in the next few years are going to be terrifying. The laser platforms are going to be a big part of it since they can take out dozens of targets with each shot.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 24, 2024 11:19 PM (IG4Id)

309 303 Nets and cages depending on how big the 'bomb' the drone drops I'd suppose.
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Or those umbrella hats but made of steel and laminates!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 11:19 PM (ZdexC)

310 Sporting Clays

It’s a perfect way to train
Posted by: browndog got reset at June 24, 2024 11:12 PM (TTAGa)

It's a start but the problem is the clays have no random movement, just a trajectory. The clays would be easier to hit and one might get a little cocky.

Maybe developing a variable movement clay could become a real training moneymaker. Where's that damn holodeck technology?
Posted by: RickZ
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True. We always finish up with my 410 lever. Anyone who was cocky / got the trajectory figured out earlier gets humbled (self included). Pretty amusing.

Posted by: scampydog at June 24, 2024 11:19 PM (41CYW)

311 It's a start but the problem is the clays have no random movement, just a trajectory. The clays would be easier to hit and one might get a little cocky.
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Drunk clay shooting. [Closed range though.]

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 11:20 PM (ZdexC)

312 Zelenskyy firing US munitions at Russian civilians seems like it should be bigger news. Maybe it's just me.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 24, 2024 11:21 PM (fs1hN)

313 Zelenskyy firing US munitions at Russian civilians seems like it should be bigger news. Maybe it's just me.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 24, 2024 11:21 PM (fs1hN)

Everyone knows. Nobody cares. Russia can't do anything about it short of openly attacking the US, which they definitely can't do. So it's not much more than a sad, stupid, idiotic circle jerk of a non story.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 11:24 PM (BpZ5k)

314 I was thinking more of the small "suicide" drones being used as anti-personnel weapons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Hellfires cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $75k. If I am worthy of them spending $75k on me that would hopefully mean I have done something momentous. It would also mean I am burnt toast. There discussion was on the cheap drones that have changed the face of war. One comment they made was that the squad always had at least one shotgun.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 24, 2024 11:24 PM (8M9QV)

315 300 286 I don't know if Photoshopped or not but a wonderful sentiment from Game 7:

The Pleb 🇨🇦 Reporter @truckdriverpleb
Warms my heart

https://tinyurl.com/mryr9jhs
photo
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 11:11 PM (ZdexC)

LOL
Posted by: m

Someone should photoshop Fuck Joe Biden on the other side.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2024 11:25 PM (IUmF8)

316 "Don't use these javelin missiles against the Russians wink wink" fucking whatever, if the junta wants to arm the cossacks then just fucking do it and stop being pussy ass little bitches about it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 11:25 PM (BpZ5k)

317 Trajectory is the key. And say hi to Piccadilly Circus for me.
Posted by: Werner von Braun

Those V1/V2 guys and their gravity rainbows...

Posted by: John Drake Is Taking A Break Near Atyrau, North Of The Caspian Sea at June 24, 2024 11:26 PM (ENHQb)

318 I say we just take Moscow and be done with it.

Posted by: N. Bonaparte at June 24, 2024 11:27 PM (jdHxK)

319 It's a start but the problem is the clays have no random movement, just a trajectory. The clays would be easier to hit and one might get a little cocky.

Maybe developing a variable movement clay could become a real training moneymaker. Where's that damn holodeck technology?
Posted by: RickZ at June 24, 2024 11:17 PM (gKDq2)

Training drones, that can fly and maneuver like the real hostile ones, but which are armored enough to not take damage from low-energy ammunition being fired by the troops being trained. Maybe the propellers get shot out, and the drone crashes. It gets fitted with new cheap plastic props, and back in service.

Make the pellets in the training ammo something like the frangible bullets used at some ranges?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 11:29 PM (BpC2R)

320 Third shift is not really conducive to commenting on AOSHQ. Alas and alack.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 24, 2024 11:29 PM (i4fVr)

321 296 Connor McDavid wins the Conn Smythe MVP award despite loss.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 11:13 PM (ZdexC)

He is my hero.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2024 11:29 PM (sRfrW)

322 318 I say we just take Moscow and be done with it.
Posted by: N. Bonaparte at June 24, 2024 11:27 PM (jdHxK)

Let's fuck around a bit.

Posted by: Hitler at June 24, 2024 11:29 PM (i4fVr)

323 318 I say we just take Moscow and be done with it.
Posted by: N. Bonaparte at June 24, 2024 11:27 PM (jdHxK)

First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 24, 2024 11:30 PM (sRfrW)

324 ...stuck a small camera into my nostrils to see what was up with my crazy breathing, sniffling, coughing, sinuses, etc.

*********

Until my second year of med school I thought the turbinates were a cluster of small countries on the Arabian Peninsula.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2024 11:30 PM (uCfKO)

325 MSM reporting on the South Korean lithium battery factory fire...

"Fire at a factory in South Korea leaves 22 people dead as search efforts continue for other potential victims."

A little pertinent info seems to have been omitted for some odd reason.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 11:30 PM (ZdexC)

326 Hmmm.... a clay with an off-balance "fidget spinner" kind of thing embedded in it? Something dirt cheap to make?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 11:19 PM (BpZ5k)


One needs to make the clays act like drones, fly up, down, left, right very abruptly, that is, random movement in all directions.

Maybe now is the time to develop phasers, or at least a laser pistol. Or a small, hand-help EMP/shockwave weapon.

Posted by: RickZ at June 24, 2024 11:31 PM (gKDq2)

327 316 "Don't use these javelin missiles against the Russians wink wink" fucking whatever, if the junta wants to arm the cossacks then just fucking do it and stop being pussy ass little bitches about it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2024 11:25 PM (BpZ5k)

Uh, what Javelin missiles. Our stocks are empty, and they have taken them from Operational units, to give to the Ukes.

We are now YEARS behind replacing our war stocks, for our own fucking defense.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2024 11:31 PM (xaFKb)

328 Hellfires cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $75k. If I am worthy of them spending $75k on me that would hopefully mean I have done something momentous. It would also mean I am burnt toast. There discussion was on the cheap drones that have changed the face of war. One comment they made was that the squad always had at least one shotgun.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 24, 2024 11:24 PM (8M9QV)

We are on the same page, then. We need to train to be able to defend against a fifty-dollar drone packing 4 ounces of C4.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 11:31 PM (BpC2R)

329 Training drones, that can fly and maneuver like the real hostile ones, but which are armored enough to not take damage from low-energy ammunition being fired by the troops being trained. Maybe the propellers get shot out, and the drone crashes. It gets fitted with new cheap plastic props, and back in service.

Make the pellets in the training ammo something like the frangible bullets used at some ranges?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Or use something that paints the drone in some way.

For some reason, my mind leaped to Spaceballs, when Lone Star jammed Spaceball One with raspberry jam....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 24, 2024 11:32 PM (VNX3d)

330 Maybe now is the time to develop phasers, or at least a laser pistol. Or a small, hand-help EMP/shockwave weapon.
Posted by: RickZ

Does "know your target and what's behind it" still apply?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2024 11:33 PM (OZpzZ)

331 Hey little sister, what have you droned?
Hey little sister, who's the only one?
Hey little sister, shotgun
Hey little sister, shotgun, oh yeah
Hey little sister, shotgun

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 11:34 PM (ZdexC)

332 Until my second year of med school I thought the turbinates were a cluster of small countries on the Arabian Peninsula.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2024 11:30 PM (uCfKO)

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I remember the 70's when they went to war over possession of the Islets of Langerhans.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 24, 2024 11:35 PM (jdHxK)

333 Until my second year of med school I thought the turbinates were a cluster of small countries on the Arabian Peninsula.
Posted by: Muldoon

This is a Wendy's on the West Bank, Sir

Posted by: Arabi is actually a part of Nawlins at June 24, 2024 11:35 PM (4fkHT)

334 I have nothing to say or add to, just here to show off my hash.

Posted by: dee-man at June 24, 2024 11:35 PM (fkuu7)

335 Or use something that paints the drone in some way.

For some reason, my mind leaped to Spaceballs, when Lone Star jammed Spaceball One with raspberry jam....
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 24, 2024 11:32 PM (VNX3d)

Well, some people got out into parks (or movie set affairs) and shoot at each other with paintball guns. That could be viewed as a sort of training for urban warfare, right? So simply make the oppo force be small quad-copter drones. Their armament would be a small squib charge that would spray the victim with paint.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 11:36 PM (BpC2R)

336 fkuu7? fkuu7?

Well fkuu2, buddy!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 11:37 PM (ZdexC)

337 If I had a drone I'd hover over Alexandra Daddario's house.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2024 11:37 PM (W/lyH)

338 I say we just take Moscow and be done with it.
Posted by: N. Bonaparte at June 24, 2024 11:27 PM (jdHxK)
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Let's fuck around a bit.
Posted by: Hitler at June 24, 2024 11:29 PM (i4fVr)


Great idea. I'm in.

Posted by: Oskar Dirlewanger at June 24, 2024 11:38 PM (gKDq2)

339 I have nothing to say or add to, just here to show off my hash.
Posted by: dee-man at June 24, 2024 11:35 PM (fkuu7)

Fun fact.

In Japan, Wendy's is known as Wendy's Family Kitchen. Or, as the locals call it, Fakku for short.

Posted by: Robert at June 24, 2024 11:39 PM (CH4qO)

340 LOL... just looked at me hash...

xAFKb... X a fucking bitch? oh.... yeah...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2024 11:39 PM (xaFKb)

341 7 for game 7

Posted by: dee-man at June 24, 2024 11:39 PM (fkuu7)

342 Does "know your target and what's behind it" still apply?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2024 11:33 PM (OZpzZ)


Who needs the space station?

Posted by: RickZ at June 24, 2024 11:40 PM (gKDq2)

343 X Allah Fukba??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 11:41 PM (ZdexC)

344 Saw that Florida didn't complete an epic collapse and won the SC. Congrats.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 24, 2024 11:41 PM (sAmhv)

345 fkuu7

xaFKb

4fkHT

Posted by: Miklos sees a patern, thinks maybe start a club? at June 24, 2024 11:42 PM (4fkHT)

346 Saw that Florida didn't complete an epic collapse and won the SC. Congrats.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 24, 2024 11:41 PM (sAmhv)

Likewise from me. I may be from Alberta, but not an Edmonton fan.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 11:42 PM (BpC2R)

347 For a drone killer could you make a GAU for shot gun shells? Want the cheapest heaviest shot combination. What do you know? Lead!

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 24, 2024 11:43 PM (2Sy3+)

348 347 For a drone killer could you make a GAU for shot gun shells? Want the cheapest heaviest shot combination. What do you know? Lead!
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 24, 2024 11:43 PM (2Sy3+)

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Bbrrrrrrappp

Posted by: Phalanx at June 24, 2024 11:44 PM (jdHxK)

349 4fkHT
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Fork Hate, dude!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 11:44 PM (ZdexC)

350 Great idea. I'm in.
Posted by: Oskar Dirlewanger

I kinda like it when bad people come to a bad end.

Posted by: But that's just Meklos at June 24, 2024 11:45 PM (4fkHT)

351 346: Pittsburgh Penguins fan here. They had there run and now are slowly spiraling downward. There best players are old, by hockey standards.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 24, 2024 11:45 PM (sAmhv)

352 For a drone killer could you make a GAU for shot gun shells? Want the cheapest heaviest shot combination. What do you know? Lead!
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 24, 2024 11:43 PM (2Sy3+)

Yeah. I suggested this up-thread. I think it would be better to design a shotshell specifically for that weapon, rather than try to deal with the hassles of feeding rimmed cartridges at ridonkulous speeds.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 11:47 PM (BpC2R)

353 I kinda like it when bad people come to a bad end.
Posted by: But that's just Meklos at June 24, 2024 11:45 PM (4fkHT)

I like it when I get a happy ending.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 24, 2024 11:47 PM (0eaVi)

354 It does.
Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2024 10:10 PM (p4NUW)


Does it mean "Tying other kids' clothing into knots and dunking them in the river when skinny-dipping so they have to use their teeth to undo the knots"?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2024 11:49 PM (D7oie)

355 4fkHT! Make Amazon deliveries not bomber drones!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 11:50 PM (ZdexC)

356 Halftime

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2024 11:50 PM (fwDg9)

357 Yeah. I suggested this up-thread. I think it would be better to design a shotshell specifically for that weapon, rather than try to deal with the hassles of feeding rimmed cartridges at ridonkulous speeds.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 11:47 PM (BpC2R)


Dardick rotary breech with plastic trounds. amazingly robust and simple design

Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2024 11:50 PM (D7oie)

358 I like it when I get a happy ending.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 24, 2024 11:47 PM (0eaVi)


It's a small world after all!

Posted by: The Singing Masseuse at June 24, 2024 11:52 PM (gKDq2)

359 It's a small world after all!
Posted by: The Singing Masseuse at June 24, 2024 11:52 PM (gKDq2)

No rawdogging here

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 24, 2024 11:54 PM (2Sy3+)

360 Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarinoUS Jun 24
Having dinner in Rome.

The waiter noticed I was American by my accent.

He asked who I thought would win the 2024 election.

I said “Trump if they count the votes. Biden if they steal the election.”

He said “If Trump doesn’t win, the whole world is finished.”

He then stated he sees far less American tourism coming into his restaurant than he did six or seven years ago, during Trump’s economy.

“If you’re all getting poorer, why would you vote for Biden? Because he likes abortion?”

I wish our voters saw it as clearly as people from the outside do.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 11:56 PM (ZdexC)

361 Dardick rotary breech with plastic trounds. amazingly robust and simple design
Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2024 11:50 PM (D7oie)

Interesting. I knew such a thing existed, but have never seen one in the wild.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 11:56 PM (BpC2R)

362 Make the pellets in the training ammo something like the frangible bullets used at some ranges?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Well, that. Or something like a plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2024 11:57 PM (WXNFJ)

363 Shotgun Gatling gun!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 24, 2024 11:58 PM (ZdexC)

364 Day #1 of the renewed search results-

The new group of dogs gave the same pattern of responses as the previous dogs, thus validating the previous findings and solidifying the likelihood oof actual human remains at greater than 99%.

Tomorrow, GPR and begin excavation of the most likely site.

'Twas a good day!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2024 11:59 PM (uCfKO)

365 “If you’re all getting poorer, why would you vote for Biden? Because he likes abortion?”

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Bingo. Even in my own family, the women support Biden for the sole reason that he supports their freedom to kill their baby. (And they are WELL past the age of having any babies to kill.)

I am really starting to believe that passing the 19th Amendment started a time bomb ticking.

With due respect to our own based 'Ettes, of course.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 25, 2024 12:01 AM (15aOX)

366 Day #1 of the renewed search results-

The new group of dogs gave the same pattern of responses as the previous dogs, thus validating the previous findings and solidifying the likelihood oof actual human remains at greater than 99%.
Tomorrow, GPR and begin excavation of the most likely site.
'Twas a good day!
Posted by: Muldoon
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Sounds encouraging, Muldoon.

Posted by: scampydog at June 25, 2024 12:03 AM (41CYW)

367 The new group of dogs gave the same pattern of responses as the previous dogs, thus validating the previous findings and solidifying the likelihood oof actual human remains at greater than 99%.

Tomorrow, GPR and begin excavation of the most likely site.

'Twas a good day!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2024 11:59 PM (uCfKO)

Good news, indeed, Muldoon!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 12:04 AM (BpC2R)

368
https://mapcarta.com/Naha/Map

That address take you to a globe that you can rotate with your mouse. You can zoom in or out and rotate it just as if you had a round globe at home. Only better because it's a floating ball and moves on any axis you please.

That address will take you to the Naha, Okinawa, Japan area which is about 350 miles from Taiwan.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 25, 2024 12:12 AM (mP6Ur)

369 Sounds encouraging, Muldoon.
Posted by: scampydog

Good news, indeed, Muldoon!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

*********

Most definitely. What should have happened fifteen years ago and again 8 months ago will be happening this week. It is almost overwhelming.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 25, 2024 12:13 AM (uCfKO)

370 >>>'Twas a good day!
Posted by: Muldoon
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Glad for you and pray that things are justly rectified. Soon.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 25, 2024 12:13 AM (mP6Ur)

371 Anything interesting under discussion tonite? Or is it a subdelta moron "Okra" evening?

Posted by: mnw at June 25, 2024 12:14 AM (NLIak)

372 Tomorrow, GPR and begin excavation of the most likely site.

'Twas a good day!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2024 11:59 PM (uCfKO)

Thanks for the update. Get some sleep, tomorrow's going to be a long one!

Posted by: pookysgirl, drying out the basement at June 25, 2024 12:14 AM (dtlDP)

373 I wanna know how Mis Hum got a copy of my phone screen.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 25, 2024 12:15 AM (mP6Ur)

374 Most definitely. What should have happened fifteen years ago and again 8 months ago will be happening this week. It is almost overwhelming.
Posted by: Muldoon
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We are all rooting for you, Muldoon. Been a journey for you to say the least. Hope you get to some answers and some closure.

Posted by: scampydog at June 25, 2024 12:15 AM (41CYW)

375 Pixy must have an overabundance of Ks for the hashes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 25, 2024 12:15 AM (mrwJi)

376 It's high Delta and hi Okra tonight.
I saw fresh, packaged Okra in the deli today.
Thought about Eromero.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 25, 2024 12:17 AM (mP6Ur)

377 Muldoon. Ask their handlers, first....

..... but, endeavor to buy those pups some quality Doggie Treats, STAT!

I think the excavation team would be happier though, not with treats, but with water. Lots and Lots and Many Bottles of ICE COLD WATER.

And, I'll have the bourbon, standing by here, ready to raise a toast to y'all's success, and the memory of your beloved Father in Law.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 25, 2024 12:17 AM (e6UQI)

378 Until my second year of med school I thought the turbinates were a cluster of small countries on the Arabian Peninsula.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2024 11:30 PM (uCfKO)


I know, right? they are all variations on low refined sugars

Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2024 12:19 AM (D7oie)

379 4fkHT! Make Amazon deliveries not bomber drones!
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC)

Will....try

Posted by: Jeff Bezos-Miklos at June 25, 2024 12:21 AM (4fkHT)

380 We are all rooting for you, Muldoon. Been a journey for you to say the least. Hope you get to some answers and some closure.

+1000

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 25, 2024 12:22 AM (mH6SG)

381 It's high Delta and hi Okra tonight.
I saw fresh, packaged Okra in the deli today.
Thought about Eromero.

Posted by: Braenyard

In Budapest, if you want to make gumbo, one thing is the packaged Egyptian okra.

Hungary is an okra-free zone.

Posted by: Miklos will now tell about getting seafood in a land-locked country at June 25, 2024 12:23 AM (4fkHT)

382 Found a way to keep my celery from going limp.
First. a 4 cup Tupperware type container lined at the bottom with pieces of cut plastic from some store bought food container.
Then cut the tops and bottoms off the celery, then cut length to fit the container, rinse the celery, put in the container, put in the ice box and you have crisp celery when you want it.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 25, 2024 12:24 AM (mP6Ur)

383 Hungary is an okra-free zone.
Posted by: Miklos will now tell about getting seafood in a land-locked country at June 25, 2024 12:23 AM (4fkHT)

Okra-free for the Win!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 12:24 AM (phXJ2)

384 @Jim Sunk

Thanks, brother.

The final resolution of things will require several more obstacles to be overcome. But. it is in the right hands now. Justice will be served.

Our main goal has been to give him a proper burial, rather than a shallow unmarked grave in the sage.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 25, 2024 12:25 AM (uCfKO)

385 Interesting. I knew such a thing existed, but have never seen one in the wild.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2024 11:56 PM (BpC2R)


they mounted them on the A-10s, They were technically "cannon" but the happy coincidence is that they are easily scaleable

Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2024 12:26 AM (D7oie)

386 Until my second year of med school I thought the turbinates were a cluster of small countries on the Arabian Peninsula.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2024 11:30 PM (uCfKO)

I know, right? they are all variations on low refined sugars
Posted by: Kindltot
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No, no, no, silly. Those are hydroelectric for streams and tributaries.

Posted by: scampydog at June 25, 2024 12:26 AM (41CYW)

387 Okra-free for the Win!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

GLARE MON CHER

Posted by: Mikleuse the Gumbo-Soup Nazi listening to WWOZ on Saturdays at June 25, 2024 12:26 AM (4fkHT)

388 Nytol

Enjoy your okra discussion.

Posted by: mnw at June 25, 2024 12:27 AM (NLIak)

389 A friend was posted to the embassy at kathmandu and mentioned that he and his wife duct-taped their mouths before taking a shower, to prevent water going in their mouths. If they wanted to take a bath, they filled the tub and poured a cup of bleach, then skimmed off the dead critters that floated to the top.
Posted by: Moki

Ok if the water is that filthy how can you be considered clean after showering? Spray yourself with isopropyl alcohol after you step out?

Posted by: Tuna at June 25, 2024 12:27 AM (oaGWv)

390 Hungary is an okra-free zone.
Posted by: Miklos will now tell about getting seafood in a land-locked country at June 25, 2024 12:23 AM (4fkHT)

Sounds like a nice place.

Busty Brunettes, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 25, 2024 12:28 AM (i4fVr)

391 No, like demerara

Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2024 12:29 AM (D7oie)

392 they mounted them on the A-10s, They were technically "cannon" but the happy coincidence is that they are easily scaleable
Posted by: Kindltot
----------
Dardick rotary breech talk sent me down a rabbit hole. Fascinating stuff. Had no idea. Thanks.

Posted by: scampydog at June 25, 2024 12:29 AM (41CYW)

393 387 Okra-free for the Win!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----

No Okra No Gumbo

Posted by: Braenyard at June 25, 2024 12:29 AM (mP6Ur)

394 Found a way to keep my celery from going limp.
First. a 4 cup Tupperware type container lined at the bottom with pieces of cut plastic from some store bought food container.
Then cut the tops and bottoms off the celery, then cut length to fit the container, rinse the celery, put in the container, put in the ice box and you have crisp celery when you want it.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 25, 2024 12:24 AM (mP6Ur)

Talk about going limp... About a week ago, I bought a couple of very healthy-looking strawberry plants from the garden center at WalMart. Even had small green berries on them. They were in hanging baskets, which doesn't work here, because too windy at times. So I transplanted them into my garden bed, potting soil and all, and they appeared to do well for several days, and then one morning, they were all wilted and droopy. I think it was frost got them. Would watering them with Viagra perk them back up?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 12:29 AM (phXJ2)

395 Isopropanol full body would dry you the hell out.

Plus it would definitely burn in some orifices.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 25, 2024 12:30 AM (i4fVr)

396 I know, right? they are all variations on low refined sugars
Posted by: Kindltot

None of my Sugars are what you might call "refined".

Posted by: Miklos does his best to keep 'm happy, or at least somewhat quiet at June 25, 2024 12:30 AM (4fkHT)

397 While checking out the D&D art silliness on the sidebar I noticed another video about some 2-bit "awards" group and Gen Con.
It seems the group, CRIT Awards, slipped a "No Zionists allowed" rule into the "non-discrimination" section of their criteria.
Someone noticed, a YouTube video was made, some other people noticed, and some emails were sent to Gen Con, and after coming back from the weekend Gen Con did the right thing and the group is out.
Naturally, those who support the rule are demanding a reversal and a denunciation of Zionism from Gen Con.

Posted by: Sam at June 25, 2024 12:30 AM (7jMef)

398 34
Love the hamster! (Is it one of Ace's?) Next thing you know, the hamster will be replaced by a squirrel!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 24, 2024 10:06 PM

- - - -

Or an Ewok. Or a handful of pudding... ;-)

Posted by: As not seen on TV at June 25, 2024 12:30 AM (AVtqr)

399 GLARE MON CHER
Posted by: Mikleuse the Gumbo-Soup Nazi listening to WWOZ on Saturdays at June 25, 2024 12:26 AM (4fkHT)

Eh, it was an Okra Winfrey joke, obliquely. I enjoy okra, as food.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 12:31 AM (phXJ2)

400 No Okra No Gumbo
Posted by: Braenyard

I think I will paint that on the side of my truck tomorrow.

Or somebody else's.

Posted by: Miklos has time to decide and likker, which always helps at June 25, 2024 12:32 AM (4fkHT)

401 390 Hungary is an okra-free zone.
Posted by: Miklos will now tell about getting seafood in a land-locked country at June 25, 2024 12:23 AM (4fkHT)
------------------------

Like seafood in Nebraska.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 25, 2024 12:32 AM (mP6Ur)

402 Isopropanol full body would dry you the hell out.

Plus it would definitely burn in some orifices.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

How about Bactine? Plus you'd have a nice medicinal smell all day.

Posted by: Tuna at June 25, 2024 12:32 AM (oaGWv)

403 Thanks y'all. I'm exhausted. G'night.

Endeavor yada yada.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 25, 2024 12:33 AM (uCfKO)

404 Night Muldoon. Good luck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 25, 2024 12:34 AM (i4fVr)

405 Eh, it was an Okra Winfrey joke, obliquely. I enjoy okra, as food.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Oh

Do you have a Book Club?

Posted by: Miklos can handle a well-upholstered billionaire chick at June 25, 2024 12:34 AM (4fkHT)

406 Would watering them with Viagra perk them back up?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Try coffee grounds.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 25, 2024 12:34 AM (6yQ3Y)

407 The Dardick system is only notable because it is so simple, and can be made out of alternate materials from those used for standard ammunition. Otherwise it is clunky and awkward for anything other than a vehicle mount.
I have a hand written note pinned on my wall: Tround Rifle. I have been trying to figure out an easy mechanism for it.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2024 12:35 AM (D7oie)

408 Like seafood in Nebraska.
Posted by: Braenyard

I have a recipe

Posted by: Prairie Clam Chowder by Sen. Lieawatha at June 25, 2024 12:36 AM (4fkHT)

409 I have a recipe
Posted by: Prairie Clam Chowder by Sen. Lieawatha at June 25, 2024 12:36 AM (4fkHT)

I think that might be something else.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 25, 2024 12:36 AM (i4fVr)

410
Plus it would definitely burn in some orifices.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
--------------------

You must be one of those very fair skinned lads.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 25, 2024 12:36 AM (mP6Ur)

411 Night, Muldoon, peace to you and your family.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 25, 2024 12:37 AM (Sgq8y)

412 You must be one of those very fair skinned lads.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 25, 2024 12:36 AM (mP6Ur)

I don't think you have to be fair skinned for rubbing alcohol to burn your asshole.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 25, 2024 12:37 AM (i4fVr)

413 No Okra No Gumbo
Posted by: Braenyard

I read that in a Jesse Jackson voice, with traditional call-and-repeat where the microphones can hear

Posted by: Miklos will settle at June 25, 2024 12:38 AM (4fkHT)

414 Rubbing alcohol in the anus: the great leveler.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 25, 2024 12:38 AM (i4fVr)

415 Regarding drones - I saw a video last night where a Russian soldier gets hit with a small kamikaze drone. He's seriously wounded, and as his buddy approaches he taps his head repeatedly as if to say "dude, just shoot me." Comrade walks up, points the muzzle at the wounded guy's head, pops him in the dome and keeps walking like it's just another Tuesday in Ukraine. Guess casevac isn't a thing for them.

Posted by: PabloD at June 25, 2024 12:39 AM (tNOk3)

416 Another one of those: I didn't think I would ever type that particular phrase.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 25, 2024 12:39 AM (i4fVr)

417 I don't think you have to be fair skinned for rubbing alcohol to burn your asshole.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 25, 2024 12:37 AM (i4fVr)


Oh. You meant rubbing alcohol, like isopropyl. Not, you know, like that barcrawl that went really dark.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2024 12:39 AM (D7oie)

418 I have been trying to figure out an easy mechanism for it.
Posted by: Kindltot

So has Marleen

Posted by: Miklos learns about physics about every damn day at June 25, 2024 12:40 AM (4fkHT)

419 Guess casevac isn't a thing for them.
Posted by: PabloD at June 25, 2024 12:39 AM (tNOk3)


The rear hospitals appear to be selling organs for transplant on the international market.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2024 12:41 AM (D7oie)

420 Praying for closure and peace Muldoon. Hope you can get a restful night of sleep tonight.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 25, 2024 12:41 AM (8M9QV)

421 Ahoy.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 25, 2024 12:41 AM (Ym2+y)

422 Turbinates are the kings of the middle east

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 25, 2024 12:41 AM (WF/xn)

423 I think Dardick did make a rifle stock that accepted the Dardick pistol as a "drop in". Essentially a way of converting the handgun to a pistol caliber carbine.

Posted by: PabloD at June 25, 2024 12:42 AM (tNOk3)

424 Prairie Clam Chowder by Sen. Lieawatha at June 25, 2024 12:36 AM (4fkHT)

I think that might be something else.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

I think I'll get me a beer

You look like one o' them 3 Day Pass boys

Posted by: Sen. Lieawatha (D-own, sailor) at June 25, 2024 12:43 AM (4fkHT)

425 The Dardick “tround “ and gun is devilishly clever. I had no idea such a thing existed. Anyone have experience with one?

If only there were a place I could take my gun question.

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 25, 2024 12:44 AM (2Sy3+)

426 Ahoy.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

Avast

Posted by: For the Pro version with 87% discount click NOW at June 25, 2024 12:44 AM (4fkHT)

427 I took 'all over your body' in a more general sense.
I read the story about the gaybar, bartender with the irritated urethra.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 25, 2024 12:45 AM (mP6Ur)

428 In the inner city, they can't afford hamsters or mice, so they use rats for their non-existent computers...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2024 12:45 AM (ynpvh)

429 I think Dardick did make a rifle stock that accepted the Dardick pistol as a "drop in". Essentially a way of converting the handgun to a pistol caliber carbine.
Posted by: PabloD
-----------
Read about that this evening in my incidental learning session. Kind of cool.

Posted by: scampydog at June 25, 2024 12:45 AM (41CYW)

430 I think Dardick did make a rifle stock that accepted the Dardick pistol as a "drop in". Essentially a way of converting the handgun to a pistol caliber carbine.
Posted by: PabloD at June 25, 2024 12:42 AM (tNOk3)

Those Dardick trounds look like Rouleaux triangles but probably aren't. A true Rouleaux triangle has sides that arcs drawn from the opposite apex.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 12:47 AM (phXJ2)

431 bartender with the irritated urethra.
Posted by: Braenyard

*vaguely recalls Tickled Pink*

Posted by: Miklos recalls, for good or ill at June 25, 2024 12:47 AM (4fkHT)

432 426 Ahoy.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

Avast

Posted by: For the Pro version with 87% discount click NOW at June 25, 2024 12:44 AM (4fkHT)

Aye-Aye, Captain.
https://tinyurl.com/yc7kabs2

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2024 12:47 AM (ynpvh)

433 Oh my gosh, Walter, how have you been??

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 25, 2024 12:48 AM (Sgq8y)

434 In the inner city, they can't afford hamsters or mice, so they use rats for their non-existent computers...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

We steal from the Nike store, and trades for what we needs.

Posted by: baltimore bartertown at June 25, 2024 12:49 AM (4fkHT)

435 The Dardick “tround “ and gun is devilishly clever. I had no idea such a thing existed. Anyone have experience with one?

If only there were a place I could take my gun question.
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 25, 2024 12:44 AM (2Sy3+)

I found a write-up about it by Ian McCollum of Forgotten Weapons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 12:49 AM (phXJ2)

436 Like seafood in Nebraska.
Posted by: Braenyard



Does trout in the Platte River count?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 25, 2024 12:50 AM (sAmhv)

437 50 I really thought rawdogging meant something else entirely

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2024 10:09 PM (Ka3bZ)

Same here.

::: tries to get mind out of gutter, fails miserably :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2024 12:50 AM (ynpvh)

438 Oh my gosh, Walter, how have you been??
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Somebody just straightened his tie and stood up straight

Posted by: Miklos more than just guesses at June 25, 2024 12:50 AM (4fkHT)

439
*vaguely recalls Tickled Pink*
Posted by: Miklos recalls
--------------------------------

He was doing Champagne shots for those at the bar.
Had to go to the doc because of pain. He couldn't figure
out why.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 25, 2024 12:51 AM (mP6Ur)

440 Does trout in the Platte River count?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 25, 2024 12:50 AM (sAmhv)

That would be a great place to introduce platypus.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 12:51 AM (phXJ2)

441 440 Does trout in the Platte River count?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 25, 2024 12:50 AM (sAmhv)

That would be a great place to introduce platypus.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 12:51 AM (phXJ2)

Does the platypus have a natural predator?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2024 12:54 AM (ynpvh)

442 That would be a great place to introduce platypus.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


mmmmm...platypus

Posted by: Miklos licks lips at June 25, 2024 12:54 AM (4fkHT)

443 Does the platypus have a natural predator?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2024 12:54 AM (ynpvh)

Mad scientists intent on taking over the tri-state area.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 25, 2024 12:55 AM (ZbweD)

444 Does the platypus have a natural predator?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2024 12:54 AM (ynpvh)

Snapping turtles? Alligators?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 12:55 AM (phXJ2)

445 Does the platypus have a natural predator?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2024 12:54 AM (ynpvh)

Mad scientists intent on taking over the tri-state area.
Posted by: tankdemon

So Fine

Posted by: Miklos in the Tri-County Area at June 25, 2024 12:56 AM (4fkHT)

446 Does the platypus have a natural predator?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
------------
Australia, so it has to. Snakes? Crocs?

Posted by: scampydog at June 25, 2024 12:57 AM (41CYW)

447 Intertubes say...
" are widely distributed in permanent river systems from tropical to alpine environments."

"The taste of the platypus has been described by those who have tried it as a cross between fish and game meat. Its flavor is said to be rich, with a slightly sweet and tangy undertone. When cooked properly, the meat is moist and tender, similar to other meats like chicken or pork."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2024 12:58 AM (ynpvh)

448
I really thought rawdogging meant something else entirely

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 24, 2024 10:09 PM (Ka3bZ)

Same here.

::: tries to get mind out of gutter, fails miserably :::
Posted by: jim
=====

nine inch nails - animal

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 25, 2024 12:59 AM (cOq4q)

449 The Dodo bird was supposed to be exceedingly delicious; that's a good reason to bring it back from extinction.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2024 01:00 AM (ynpvh)

450 The Dodo bird was supposed to be exceedingly delicious; that's a good reason to bring it back from extinction.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2024 01:00 AM (ynpvh)

And probably why it became extinct. Too yummy for its own good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 01:01 AM (phXJ2)

451 450 The Dodo bird was supposed to be exceedingly delicious; that's a good reason to bring it back from extinction.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2024 01:00 AM (ynpvh)

And probably why it became extinct. Too yummy for its own good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 01:01 AM (phXJ2)

The rats introduced to the island they were on thought there eggs were the bestest.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2024 01:02 AM (ynpvh)

452 Back in my day, we introduced some radioactive materials and other stuff from some Japanese colleagues into our native Louisiana platypus/Nutria hybrids.

I retired about the time they escaped.

Posted by: Prof. Miklos, Director, Radioactive Platypus Program 1952-1963 at June 25, 2024 01:02 AM (4fkHT)

453 INADVERTENTLY introduced rats...I doubt it was done on purpose...

Sailor 1: "Hey, lets infest the island with delicious flightless birds with RATS."
Sailor 2: "That's a GREAT idea!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2024 01:03 AM (ynpvh)

454 their eggs, not there eggs. Their (Dodo's) eggs were eaten by the rats there. Geesh.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2024 01:04 AM (ynpvh)

455 tries to get mind out of gutter, fails miserably :::
Posted by: jim

"Lying in the gutter, looking at the stars"

Posted by: Prof. Miklos understands this Concept at June 25, 2024 01:04 AM (4fkHT)

456 452 Back in my day, we introduced some radioactive materials and other stuff from some Japanese colleagues into our native Louisiana platypus/Nutria hybrids.

I retired about the time they escaped.

Posted by: Prof. Miklos, Director, Radioactive Platypus Program 1952-1963 at June 25, 2024 01:02 AM (4fkHT)

Do they now infest the swamps?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2024 01:05 AM (ynpvh)

457 455 tries to get mind out of gutter, fails miserably :::
Posted by: jim

"Lying in the gutter, looking at the stars"

Posted by: Prof. Miklos understands this Concept at June 25, 2024 01:04 AM (4fkHT)

Oh, I'm supposed to be FACE-UP...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2024 01:05 AM (ynpvh)

458 Back in my day, we introduced some radioactive materials and other stuff from some Japanese colleagues into our native Louisiana platypus/Nutria hybrids.

I retired about the time they escaped.
Posted by: Prof. Miklos, Director, Radioactive Platypus Program 1952-1963
------------
Taking notes.

Posted by: Ian Fleming at June 25, 2024 01:06 AM (41CYW)

459 Well, I am going to hit the sack. Busy day tomorrow. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 01:07 AM (phXJ2)

460 G'night, AOP.

Posted by: scampydog at June 25, 2024 01:08 AM (41CYW)

461 Do they now infest the swamps?
Posted by: jim

Don't we all?

Posted by: Prof. Miklos notes that this is the ONT after all at June 25, 2024 01:09 AM (4fkHT)

462 Well, I am going to hit the sack. Busy day tomorrow. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

AOP you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Just hit me
Just hit me

Posted by: AOP's sack according to Toni Basil at June 25, 2024 01:11 AM (4fkHT)

463 Images of LA Sheriffs walking the canals with Ruger 10/22s.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 25, 2024 01:11 AM (mP6Ur)

464 I think Dardick did make a rifle stock that accepted the Dardick pistol as a "drop in". Essentially a way of converting the handgun to a pistol caliber carbine.
Posted by: PabloD at June 25, 2024 12:42 AM (tNOk3)


It is not a good design, if only because it leaves one round in the cylinder at all times and it doesn't have a positive ejection. I don't think well geometrically, and I have looked at possible actions like the magazine lifter from the FN P90 and some sort of rotor with the profile of a truncated cone instead of the cylindrical on, but they all get really complicated when I start trying to draw them out.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2024 01:13 AM (D7oie)

465 Oh, I'm supposed to be FACE-UP...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

In some ways, Darleen is quite attentive and rational

Posted by: Miklos would complain if he remembered at June 25, 2024 01:13 AM (4fkHT)

466 Sherbet's out, so am I.
Y'all have a good evening. 'night.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 25, 2024 01:14 AM (mP6Ur)

467 458 Back in my day, we introduced some radioactive materials and other stuff from some Japanese colleagues into our native Louisiana platypus/Nutria hybrids.

I retired about the time they escaped.
Posted by: Prof. Miklos, Director, Radioactive Platypus Program 1952-1963
------------
Taking notes.
Posted by: Ian Fleming at June 25, 2024 01:06 AM (41CYW)

Platypussy.

Posted by: Best Bond Novel Never Written at June 25, 2024 01:16 AM (UtqQR)

468 Sherbet's out, so am I.
Y'all have a good evening. 'night.
Posted by: Braenyard

You have much to learn, Grasshopper.

Posted by: Blink Monk Miklos, Elementary School Haiku teacher at June 25, 2024 01:17 AM (4fkHT)

469 467 458 Back in my day, we introduced some radioactive materials and other stuff from some Japanese colleagues into our native Louisiana platypus/Nutria hybrids.

I retired about the time they escaped.
Posted by: Prof. Miklos, Director, Radioactive Platypus Program 1952-1963
------------
Taking notes.
Posted by: Ian Fleming at June 25, 2024 01:06 AM (41CYW)

Platypussy.

Posted by: Best Bond Novel Never Written at June 25, 2024 01:16 AM (UtqQR)

Well, it DOES have features of a beaver...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2024 01:17 AM (ynpvh)

470 The Dardick “tround “ and gun is devilishly clever. I had no idea such a thing existed. Anyone have experience with one?

If only there were a place I could take my gun question.
Posted by: Pete Bog at June 25, 2024 12:44 AM (2Sy3+)



A gentleman who went by the handle Life Sized Potato used to post about working on his Dardick way back when I used to be on Something Awful.
He did a video on working on his Dardick

https://youtu.be/YKE2YwtcTXE

Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2024 01:19 AM (D7oie)

471 Good night, AOP.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 25, 2024 01:20 AM (Sgq8y)

472 Well, it DOES have features of a beaver...
Posted by: jim

Yeah? And?

Posted by: Raymond Burr stars, asks for male companionship at June 25, 2024 01:21 AM (4fkHT)

473 Those Dardick trounds look like Rouleaux triangles but probably aren't. A true Rouleaux triangle has sides that arcs drawn from the opposite apex.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 12:47 AM (phXJ2)


I have been informed that the shape is "trochoidal" which I think means it is a rouleaux.. The arc of each side is supposed to fit into a prescribed arc of cylinder and that is one way to guarantee a good fit.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2024 01:24 AM (D7oie)

474 Last round of back icing complete. Chiro beat the shit outta me today - still doing the Biden shuffle/walk. G'night, Horde.

Posted by: scampydog at June 25, 2024 01:25 AM (41CYW)

475 I out as well. Night.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2024 01:26 AM (ynpvh)

476 Dardick trounds



Sounds like somebody about get Medieval on yo ass

Posted by: Miklosdoric of York at June 25, 2024 01:27 AM (4fkHT)

477 Heh! Watching a replay of the PGA even in Connecticut Sunday. Just got to the part where the protestors stormed the 18th green. 4 or 5 Malthusians total. The fans did not appreciate it and voiced it, loudly. Asshole chant started. CBS quickly hit the mute button. Then USA USA USA and singing the National Anthem. CBS almost muted that, but thought better of it. Funneh! Still some 'muricans in New England! The police where there in a split second and treated the pagan druids harshly, so that was cool.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 25, 2024 01:28 AM (sAmhv)

478 Now all are asleep

Unaware

*temples fingers*

Excellent

Most Excellent

Posted by: Evil Genius Miklos signals to Number 2, over the secret barracuda tank at June 25, 2024 01:29 AM (4fkHT)

479 Note to HR

Implement improved hiring and retention process for all Number Two level staff.

Turnover has been very high

Posted by: Evil Genius Miklos likes quiescent volcano lairs, but that's just me at June 25, 2024 01:33 AM (4fkHT)

480 478 Now all are asleep

Unaware

*temples fingers*

Excellent

Most Excellent
Posted by: Evil Genius Miklos signals to Number 2, over the secret barracuda tank at June 25, 2024 01:29 AM (4fkHT)

I'm watching you. Don't get any funny ideas.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 25, 2024 01:39 AM (ZbweD)

481 "A problem repeatedly occurred..."

I can take a hint. It was me.

Posted by: Tom Perry at June 25, 2024 01:39 AM (MX0bI)

482 Engineering

Check barracuda tank actuators and change the batteries in the remote, which are not even normal AA or AAA, where do you even get these midget batteries

Posted by: Evil Genius Miklos gets to work at June 25, 2024 01:41 AM (4fkHT)

483 I'm watching you. Don't get any funny ideas.
Posted by: tankdemon

Security

Ignore this one. No English accent.

Posted by: Evil Genius Miklos has to decide EVERYTHING??!! at June 25, 2024 01:45 AM (4fkHT)

484 Ex #1 was a Neil Young fan.

Me? Gimme Lynyrd Skynryd! Guess it was a sign?

But I really liked F'in Up. (Divorced by then, LOL)

Posted by: JQ at June 25, 2024 01:47 AM (njWTi)

485 {{{JQ}}}, I am off to bed, but good to see you, carry on.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 25, 2024 01:58 AM (Sgq8y)

486 Daaam!! You need a lift? Listen to this man's speech. If you aren't familiar with Mark Robinson, listen to this man's speech. If you are familiar with Mark Robinson, listen to this man's speech. Considering going to the dark side? Listen to this man's speech.

tiny.cc/qtnsyz

Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 25, 2024 02:09 AM (8M9QV)

487 G'night, Debby! Sorry I missed ya!

Posted by: JQ at June 25, 2024 02:13 AM (njWTi)

488
South Pole webcam:
https://tinyurl.com/2f2fhvcm

Current temp -65F, wind chill -108F.

It's the dead of winter there, the long polar night. A handful of lunatics stay overwinter there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 25, 2024 02:18 AM (w6EFb)

489 Over 100 victims of Hamas's October 7th massacre are sueing UNRWA in Federal Court in New York. They claim that UNRWA "strengthened Hamas and funded murders" and was complicit in torture and rape. Awesome.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 25, 2024 02:24 AM (8M9QV)

490 It's the dead of winter there, the long polar night. A handful of lunatics stay overwinter there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

It might be frozen, but it is still a lousy quarter acre somewhere.

And I get along with most lunatics on most occasions.

Posted by: Evil Genius Miklos at June 25, 2024 02:34 AM (4fkHT)

491 South Pole webcam:
https://tinyurl.com/2f2fhvcm
Current temp -65F, wind chill -108F.
Posted by: publius


* clink *

* clink *

"Ivan! You forgot to bring in brass monkey!"

Posted by: mikeski at June 25, 2024 02:42 AM (DgGvY)

492 I'm such a conspiracy theorist that I think Julian Assange had better watch his ass. These people have taken down entire planeloads of people to get their target.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 25, 2024 02:45 AM (w6EFb)

493
Part 1 of a tour of the Amundsen-Scott South Pole station, by a guy who overwintered there back in 2021. It was Dec of '21 when he filmed this, I think, or posted it. Anyway, the summer season was just about to begin, and he was soon to ship back home:
https://tinyurl.com/27vtvf6h

He's a medical assistant, if I got it right. I think he said 39 people stayed the winter that time. They have a hydroponics "garden" in there for fresh vegetables and greens.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 25, 2024 02:46 AM (w6EFb)

494 "Ivan! You forgot to bring in brass monkey!"

"Is Ok, is now for sekskishkas!"




*It is the periscope and air intake, but don't tell Ivan that*

*nice how he put the penguin fur around it*

Posted by: Miklos kinda, but only kinda, feels for the guy at June 25, 2024 02:51 AM (4fkHT)

495 488
South Pole webcam:
https://tinyurl.com/2f2fhvcm

Current temp -65F, wind chill -108F.

It's the dead of winter there, the long polar night. A handful of lunatics stay overwinter there.
Posted by: publius



https://youtu.be/5ftmr17M-a4?si=AhMR3w1GTqFdGFgj

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 25, 2024 02:52 AM (sAmhv)

496 I'm such a conspiracy theorist that I think Julian Assange had better watch his ass. These people have taken down entire planeloads of people to get their target.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist


I will wear my mask and take the Greyhound bus.

Posted by: On theoretical day of Miklosian Mobility at June 25, 2024 02:54 AM (4fkHT)

497
The overwinter crew there has a tradition of watching all three versions of "The Thing" there at the start of the winter season.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 25, 2024 02:56 AM (w6EFb)

498 497
The overwinter crew there has a tradition of watching all three versions of "The Thing" there at the start of the winter season.
Posted by: publius



Heh! Appropriate!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 25, 2024 02:58 AM (sAmhv)

499 The Thing as a documentary.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 25, 2024 02:58 AM (sAmhv)

500
Also, "The Shining" is part of the orientation movie marathon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 25, 2024 03:00 AM (w6EFb)

501 I think I like those guys. They have a warped sense of humor. That is a good thing considering location.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 25, 2024 03:01 AM (sAmhv)

502 The overwinter crew there has a tradition of watching all three versions of "The Thing" there at the start of the winter season.
Posted by: publius

Laugh now, Publi-boy

Posted by: the Thing in the Woods at June 25, 2024 03:02 AM (4fkHT)

503 Howdy all.

Up in wonderful WI to see Dad for his 88th tomorrow. So my list to get tomorrow is so far bourbon and Im adding ant traps.

Tho with his consistant low bp we may just stop at the ER. He always waits until Im here for these health issues I swear.

We shall see what happens.

Posted by: Farmer at June 25, 2024 03:07 AM (BXj9q)

504 81

"Second Variety" -- excellent short story by Philip K. Dick

Posted by: Ciampino - Wow Tuesday already. at June 25, 2024 03:07 AM (qfLjt)

505 I would only do an over-season at the Antarctic base if-

-I am in change of the kitchen, and all appurtenances

-I get to send regular reports that everything is melting, 44 celsius degrees here, and get 10, no 14% of the Global Warming graft

Posted by: Miklos sees Fahrenheit and Dollar signs at June 25, 2024 03:08 AM (4fkHT)

506 Also, "The Shining" is part of the orientation movie marathon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally

Harvard should do that too.

Posted by: Miklos sees logic here at June 25, 2024 03:10 AM (4fkHT)

507 Florida family sues NASA after their home is hit by debris from space station

https://mol.im/a/13563297

Posted by: Ciampino - Wow it's Florida Man at June 25, 2024 03:11 AM (qfLjt)

508 1/2 hour or get up, that's the debate

Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2024 03:14 AM (fwDg9)

509
I wondered what time zone they use there. At the poles, there is no time zone, really, it's whatever you want it to be. Just turn around in a circle and go through all 24 time zones. The sun just spins around in a circle, only slowly getting higher and lower over the year.

They use NZ time zone, UTC+12/+13(DST). The reason is McMurdo station, their main "hub" there, is aligned with NZ, as that's where most of the supply and transport comes from.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 25, 2024 03:16 AM (w6EFb)

510
500 Texas truckers fired en masse after company abruptly shutters - despite business 'surging'

https://mol.im/a/13563631

Posted by: Ciampino - The 10% to the Big Guy too much? at June 25, 2024 03:16 AM (qfLjt)

511 1/2 hour or get up, that's the debate
Posted by: Skip

*Blueberries! Scatter and hide!*

For our kind, Skip takes no prisoners.

Posted by: Sgt. Blueberry at June 25, 2024 03:17 AM (4fkHT)

512 Beloved Disney-themed café in the heart of Hollywood forced to close

https://mol.im/a/13563257

Posted by: Ciampino - The 10% to the Big Guy too much?? at June 25, 2024 03:18 AM (qfLjt)

513 I have a large tub of blueberries
And Spacd Station goes over me at 4am

Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2024 03:24 AM (fwDg9)

514 Slow news day?
Millionaire investment banker caught punching woman at Pride parade, RESIGNS from his company.

Let's see, he resigned:
for punching a woman;
for being found at a pride disgrace parade;
wants to spend more time wth his gerbils.

https://mol.im/a/13564123

Posted by: Ciampino - Bizarre rich people at June 25, 2024 03:26 AM (qfLjt)

515 There is a forgotten weapons episode on the Dardick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 25, 2024 03:28 AM (i4fVr)

516 I have a large tub of blueberries
And Spacd Station goes over me at 4am
Posted by: Skip


So if at 3:59, blueberries start floating up to the heavens, we know aliens have taken over the ISS …

What?!? It could happen.

Posted by: Adriane the Sweet Tea Serving Critic . . . at June 25, 2024 03:29 AM (TX4bP)

517 Posted by: Ciampino

Was it *really* a woman? Does anyone KNOW what a woman is? How can one tell?

Meh.

"pride" LOL.

Posted by: JQ at June 25, 2024 03:29 AM (njWTi)

518 Texas truckers fired en masse after company abruptly shutters - despite business 'surging'

https://mol.im/a/13563631
Posted by: Ciampino - The 10% to the Big Guy too much? at June 25, 2024 03:16 AM (qfLjt)

Sad that I have not seen that on the local news site I read. Hopefully I just missed it instead of it not being reported.

Posted by: polynikes at June 25, 2024 03:29 AM (SHMXB)

519 I try to stay optimistic but we are definitely doomed.

The 2024 Paris Olympics will have breakdancing as a medal event.

Posted by: polynikes at June 25, 2024 03:30 AM (SHMXB)

520 Biden's student loan forgiveness plan suffers huge blow as two federal judges block key measure that would cost nation $160 BILLION - here's what if means for you

https://mol.im/a/13565361

Posted by: Ciampino - I'm alright Jack at June 25, 2024 03:31 AM (qfLjt)

521 Medica Insurance, Mayo Clinic accused of 'deceptive' insurance practices in lawsuit, leaving employees with thousands in medical bills

https://mol.im/a/13302581

Posted by: Ciampino - You'd think Hospital employee== best insurance! at June 25, 2024 03:33 AM (qfLjt)

522 I try to stay optimistic but we are definitely doomed.

The 2024 Paris Olympics will have breakdancing as a medal event.
Posted by: polynikes


Breakdancing was a thing in the 80s. I'm not sure why it's showing up again now, but the 80s were pretty nice in general, so maybe this is a good sign?

Posted by: mikeski, allowing his one optimistic brain cell a bit of time at June 25, 2024 03:34 AM (DgGvY)

523 Biden's student loan forgiveness plan suffers huge blow as two federal judges block key measure that would cost nation $160 BILLION
---------

BWAHAHAHA! FJB

Posted by: JQ at June 25, 2024 03:35 AM (njWTi)

524 Sexually confused male sprinter vows to 'take all the records' in indoor races after storming the NCAA in women's event

https://mol.im/a/13564959

Posted by: Ciampino - He's got balls! at June 25, 2024 03:37 AM (qfLjt)

525 I hope any Hordians are safe:
Minnesota's Rapidan Dam in 'imminent failure condition' after heavy flooding, residents warned

https://mol.im/a/13564261

Posted by: Ciampino - Say Rapidan Dam quickly & repeatedly at June 25, 2024 03:42 AM (qfLjt)

526 Tiny town breaks out in civil war as leaders BAN Christian church from using amphitheater for Sunday prayers for the first time in 40 YEARS

https://mol.im/a/13564355

Hey, maybe the satan cultists or the Moon worshipers/mussulmans want to use it.

Posted by: Ciampino - Say Rapidan Dam quickly & repeatedly! at June 25, 2024 03:46 AM (qfLjt)

527 Riots in Kenya over taxation. Meanwhile riots in Kenya over proposal to send Police to Haiti.

Posted by: Ciampino - Send the politicians to Haiti at June 25, 2024 03:49 AM (qfLjt)

528 Triggering?
Cops discover disabled school bus towing a trailer filled with farm animals… and were sickened to find what they were REALLY being used for

https://mol.im/a/13564729

Posted by: Ciampino - no words at June 25, 2024 03:52 AM (qfLjt)

529 Riots in Kenya

Good band name. Never heard of them.

Posted by: JQ at June 25, 2024 03:53 AM (njWTi)

530 Little closer to home today and cam start whenever I want. On other hand finally have donut shop on my way as well so too early isn't good

Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2024 03:54 AM (fwDg9)

531 Morning, insomaniacals!

'Tis almost time for the Tech Thread. I'll save all but my greetings for that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 25, 2024 03:56 AM (omVj0)

532 Mornin' Wolfus!

Posted by: JQ at June 25, 2024 03:57 AM (njWTi)

533 Breakdancing was a thing in the 80s. I'm not sure why it's showing up again now, but the 80s were pretty nice in general, so maybe this is a good sign?
Posted by: mikeski, allowing his one optimistic brain cell a bit of time at June 25, 2024


***
Yeah, the Eighties, at least the first half, were one of my favorite decades.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 25, 2024 03:58 AM (omVj0)

534 Hallo to you, JQ!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 25, 2024 03:59 AM (omVj0)

535 It's obvious that populating the nightly ONT five nights a week has become overwhelming. I suggest backing off to three or four nights, and see how it goes.

Posted by: Born Free at June 25, 2024 04:00 AM (6kqgf)

536 I hope any Hordians are safe:
Minnesota's Rapidan Dam in 'imminent failure condition' after heavy flooding
Posted by: Ciampino


It's been soggy everywhere in MN, I think, but I'm not in the Minnesota River valley. So safe from this dam break, at least.

The Minnesota does join the Mississippi in Minneapolis.....

* stops to untwist tongue *

.....after running through the south suburbs, but I don't think the additional flood risk from the dam carries that far? The high water is already closing roads bridges without that, though.

Posted by: mikeski at June 25, 2024 04:00 AM (DgGvY)

537 Space Station right on time

Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2024 04:01 AM (fwDg9)

538 Got to cobble together some motivation to go work out. (Must -- not -- look -- at -- outdoor -- temperature . . .)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 25, 2024 04:02 AM (omVj0)

539 Cat story-- Had a good chuckle Monday afternoon.

Cat hauled his lunch (mouse) up to the patio doormat & chowed down... leaving the tail, one little foot, and a big blob of guts on the mat. Eww.

He immediately begged to come in, wanting his usual canned-food supplement, LOL. Of course, I obliged.

And then Cat... Pigged. Out!

Oh, lordy, he gorged until his sides bulged and then..

Passed out by the doormat, tits up. Like a fat, drunken hobo!

I LMAO'd!

Posted by: JQ at June 25, 2024 04:03 AM (njWTi)

540 So if the levy breaks won't have any place to stay?

Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2024 04:05 AM (fwDg9)

541 My little cat Dagny, the standoffish one? She's been sleeping with me the last few nights. Behind my shoulders, and I don't realize she's there until I get up. Maybe she'll actually be affectionate someday.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 25, 2024 04:06 AM (omVj0)

542 youtube.com/watch?v=JM3fodiK9rY

Posted by: JQ at June 25, 2024 04:06 AM (njWTi)

543 So if the levy breaks won't have any place to stay?
Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2024


***
Drove my Chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry

(Can't even do that nowadays. Cops will ticket you if you drive on the actual levee)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 25, 2024 04:07 AM (omVj0)

544 Space Station right on time
Posted by: Skip


So … floating blueberries, or have the aliens successfully concealed their presence for another day?

Posted by: Adriane the Sweet Tea Serving Critic . . . at June 25, 2024 04:12 AM (TX4bP)

545 Haven't followed it but are not people stuck in the Space Station?

Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2024 04:15 AM (fwDg9)

546 Today's Falcon Heavy launch is dependent on weather, which currently is poor. Keep a watch on the website for liftoff times.

https://www.youtube.com/live/jSRo1H73O9g

Posted by: Ciampino - Space stuff at June 25, 2024 04:16 AM (qfLjt)

547 Ok, time for shuteye.

G'night, horde. Have a wunnerful day!

Posted by: JQ at June 25, 2024 04:18 AM (njWTi)

548 Haven't followed it but are not people stuck in the Space Station?
Posted by: Skip


Better than being stuck outside the Space Station …

Posted by: Adriane the Sweet Tea Serving Critic . . . at June 25, 2024 04:19 AM (TX4bP)

549 Night JQ.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 25, 2024 04:20 AM (i4fVr)

550 545
The two astronauts that went up to the ISS recently, are sort of stuck as the Boeing Starliner, sits 6, has orientation thrusters leaks. Possibly would be rescued by a SpaceX Falcon 9. Great that we have thw capability now, something unavailable in the Apollo and Shuttle eras.

Posted by: Ciampino - Space stuffs at June 25, 2024 04:21 AM (qfLjt)

551 548 Haven't followed it but are not people stuck in the Space Station?
Posted by: Skip

Better than being stuck outside the Space Station …
Posted by: Adriane the Sweet Tea Serving Critic



It was just that one time. Get over it already.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 25, 2024 04:23 AM (sAmhv)

552 It was just that one time. Get over it already.
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 25, 2024 04:23 AM (sAmhv)

Well, there was also the Bond movie. And wasn't there another one during the Apollo-Soyuz thing?

Then of course there was that more recent movie when... was that Sandra Bullock(?) got caught outside the station during a meteor shower.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 25, 2024 04:26 AM (i4fVr)

553 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at June 25, 2024 04:31 AM (NHMTR)

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