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Almeida Whetting.jpg


Interrupted Whetting

Jose Ferraz de Almeida Junior

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 First in, last out.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 26, 2024 09:30 AM (w9Wax)

2 1

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 26, 2024 09:30 AM (ENQN6)

3 Needs more shotgun.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 26, 2024 09:31 AM (w9Wax)

4 Morning

Posted by: Ciampino - I'm shoocked at June 26, 2024 09:31 AM (qfLjt)

5
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2024 09:31 AM (MoZTd)

6 Is he fishing ?

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2024 09:31 AM (V13WU)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

8 Bet he's got a machete, too.

Posted by: BignJames at June 26, 2024 09:31 AM (AwYPR)

9 I hate it when that hapoens.

Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2024 09:31 AM (o2ZRX)

10
"Whetting"? Is that what they called it back then?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2024 09:32 AM (MoZTd)

11 An illegal, caught on the ranch, in the old times.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

12 Interrupted whetting >>>>. Coitus interruptus.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 26, 2024 09:32 AM (vTuB/)

13 THAT is the Hector that will be cleaning up the mess at the pizza place.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

14 Title: Amolação interrompida [Interrupted Whetting]
Creator: Almeida Júnior
Date Created: 1894
Physical Dimensions: 200 x 140 cm
Type: Oil on canvas
Rights: Acervo da Pinacoteca do Estado de São Paulo, Brasil. Transferência do Museu Paulista, 1905
Year and death place name: 1899 - Piracicaba, SP, Brazil

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 26, 2024 09:32 AM (ENQN6)

15 Jose gave his mother 40 whacks!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 09:32 AM (ZdexC)

16 Whet spot?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 26, 2024 09:32 AM (N39Ws)

17 Was going to make a "newcomer" comment, but decided I had better things to do, and it is hard to find any vestige of humor in Bai-Den's Border Debacle.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 26, 2024 09:32 AM (hOUT3)

18 Prone out mf'er. AND DROP THE WEAPON.

I don't care about the water. Breathe wrong. I dare you.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2024 09:32 AM (WnooC)

19 Talk to the hand!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 09:32 AM (q8ymT)

20 Interrupted whetting >>>>. Coitus interruptus.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 26, 2024 09:32 AM (vTuB/)



My wife keeps trying to explain this to me.

I don't get it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

21 Apache!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 09:33 AM (ZdexC)

22 When you have to use a stream rock to whet your axe you be a po boy indeed.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 26, 2024 09:33 AM (pohLc)

23 I was holding this axe for my friend.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 26, 2024 09:33 AM (NR6c1)

24 Black Community On High Alert over Ask Murderer Attacks

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 26, 2024 09:33 AM (ENQN6)

25 Drop that adze or else!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 26, 2024 09:33 AM (hOUT3)

26 Alternate title: Axe Murderer Crossing the Rio Grande Greets Border Patrol

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 26, 2024 09:33 AM (IUd0M)

27 My wettings never get interrupted.
— Joe Biden

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 09:34 AM (q8ymT)

28 "Whetting"? Is that what they called it back then?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Whetting thine pants when hearing the schnick-schnick of the pump shotgun in Farmer Bob's hands. F'n chicken thief.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2024 09:34 AM (WnooC)

29 Disturbing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 26, 2024 09:34 AM (qZEuM)

30 His feet are all whet.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 09:35 AM (ZdexC)

31
"I wasn't going to beat your women and rape your chickens! I promise!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

32 Effective whetting is a skill. Properly done, that axe will shave hair. Most people run around with cutting tools so pathetically dull as to be nearly useless.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 26, 2024 09:36 AM (pohLc)

33 I whet the bed, Mommy Doktor Dr. Jill!

Posted by: First Resident at June 26, 2024 09:36 AM (V5BDR)

34 They're not sending their best.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 26, 2024 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

35 Nicely done
Thought he was well you know

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2024 09:36 AM (KbWto)

36 You interrupt my whetting?!!! I'LL SHOW YOU!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 26, 2024 09:36 AM (L/fGl)

37 Most people run around with cutting tools so pathetically dull as to be nearly useless.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 26, 2024 09:36 AM (pohLc)



*raises hand in shame*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

38 Alternate title: “Hey, Amigo, which way to Senor Trotsky’s place?”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 09:37 AM (q8ymT)

39 Never bring an axe to a gun fight.

My guess is someone is pointing a weapon at him and he's holding up his hands, "Don't shoot!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 26, 2024 09:37 AM (7fElN)

40 Steel often, whet seldom.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 26, 2024 09:38 AM (pohLc)

41 Is this Paolo's dead cousin?

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2024 09:38 AM (Oy/m2)

42 Someone's about to get whacked with that ax.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 26, 2024 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

43 The whole painting seems disorganized. There's a random gourd over his shoulder and a half as fort behind him.

Should've hired a whetting planner.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 26, 2024 09:39 AM (pIfcn)

44 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Ciampino - why whet? at June 26, 2024 09:39 AM (qfLjt)

45 42 Someone's about to get whacked with that ax.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 26, 2024 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

I might know a thing or two about that!

Posted by: Lizzie Borden at June 26, 2024 09:40 AM (N39Ws)

46 100 comment rule. [CBD]

They should fire their sound guy.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

47 NYC migrant killer's mug shot?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 26, 2024 09:41 AM (Q4IgG)

48 Looks like he's being held up at gunpoint.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 26, 2024 09:41 AM (mlQIE)

49 Junior, can't you see I'm wetting?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 26, 2024 09:41 AM (dg+HA)

50 Nice us of Earth tones. Would hang

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 26, 2024 09:41 AM (N+p0+)

51 Alternate Title: Outer NYC, Just After the Rape and Murder

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

52 Don't shoot.....

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 26, 2024 09:42 AM (QNSds)

53 The look on your face when you walk in on your parents doing the do.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

54 He seems unduly alarmed about whoever's interrupted him.

Weird.

Posted by: spindrift at June 26, 2024 09:42 AM (OguvZ)

55 He don't know nothin' bout no stolen axes.

Posted by: Welcome to Chicago at June 26, 2024 09:42 AM (qVbY7)

56 Don't think it's wise to interrupt a man with an ax and machete

Posted by: It's me donna at June 26, 2024 09:43 AM (Akjoo)

57 ABSOLUTELY NO WHETTING!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 26, 2024 09:43 AM (jdHxK)

58 "The axe proved ineffective against the Apache"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 26, 2024 09:43 AM (Q0aa8)

59 "The axe proved ineffective against the Apache"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 26, 2024 09:43 AM




FFFFFTTTTHHHHHTTTTTOIOIOIOINGGG

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

60 He’s gonna use that thing to file down AOC’s teeth.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2024 09:44 AM (q8ymT)

61

Sweeny Todd-Valdez

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 26, 2024 09:45 AM (vSwnA)

62 I can't find any background info on the specific painting probably because of crappy modern search engines.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 09:45 AM (ZdexC)

63 Don't shoot.....

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 26, 2024 09:42 AM (QNSds)

Choot 'im!...Choot 'im!

Posted by: BignJames at June 26, 2024 09:45 AM (AwYPR)

64 This piece would be greatly improved by an eyepatch and a parrot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 26, 2024 09:45 AM (jdHxK)

65 If I had eight hours to cut down a tree, I'd spend six hours whetting my appetite.

Posted by: Abraham Gonzalez at June 26, 2024 09:46 AM (dg+HA)

66 Don't shoot.....

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 26, 2024 09:42 AM (QNSds)

Choot 'im!...Choot 'im!
Posted by: BignJames

+1

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 26, 2024 09:46 AM (qZEuM)

67 Wikipedia says Junior was stabbed to death by his cousin for having an affair with the cousin's wife (to whom Junior had once been briefly engaged).

Posted by: spindrift at June 26, 2024 09:46 AM (OguvZ)

68 Careful with that axe, Eugene!

https://is.gd/nhGhOu

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 26, 2024 09:46 AM (L/fGl)

69
Choot 'im!...Choot 'im!
Posted by: BignJames at June 26, 2024 09:45 AM (AwYPR)



My lawyers'll be in touch.

Posted by: Troy Landry at June 26, 2024 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

70 "Off camera" -- a horde of killer bees.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 09:47 AM (ZdexC)

71 67 Wikipedia says Junior was stabbed to death by his cousin for having an affair with the cousin's wife (to whom Junior had once been briefly engaged).
Posted by: spindrift at June 26, 2024 09:46 AM (OguvZ)

-----------

Seems like a reasonable mistake.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 26, 2024 09:47 AM (jdHxK)

72 Nice us of Earth tones. Would hang

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 26, 2024 09:41 AM (N+p0+)

It's a well done piece, but I find the palette sort of jarring.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 26, 2024 09:47 AM (d9fT1)

73 Holy smokes. The artist had an unpleasant death. Stabbed to death by the husband of his mistress. Those Brazilians don't fool around.

Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2024 09:48 AM (oaGWv)

74 Jose Senior was very proud of this painting and had it on the fridge for several years

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 26, 2024 09:48 AM (Q0aa8)

75 67 Wikipedia says Junior was stabbed to death by his cousin for having an affair with the cousin's wife (to whom Junior had once been briefly engaged).
-------
Another site I saw said "killed in a crime of passion" in somewhat broken English so I guess that's that.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 09:48 AM (ZdexC)

76 "As God is my witness, I thought that turkey belonged to me."

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 26, 2024 09:48 AM (CwhoI)

77 Interrupted Whetting
Jose Ferraz de Almeida Junior

**********

Tree Puns - a limerick

A mountain lodge owner named Hugh
Wood his chores in the early morning do
His visitors guest
Which wood he liked best
He said, "Gee, I'm nnot sure. How 'bout yew?"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2024 09:48 AM (uCfKO)

78 Lemme axe you 'bout dat adze.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at June 26, 2024 09:48 AM (dg+HA)

79 73 Holy smokes. The artist had an unpleasant death. Stabbed to death by the husband of his mistress. Those Brazilians don't fool around.
-------
He didn't just watch them??

Posted by: david fwench my wife, pwease at June 26, 2024 09:49 AM (ZdexC)

80 Some guys don't like being cucks.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 09:49 AM (ZdexC)

81 What's that in the lower left corner? A duck decoy?

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2024 09:49 AM (Oy/m2)

82 Holy smokes. The artist had an unpleasant death. Stabbed to death by the husband of his mistress. Those Brazilians don't fool around.


So, this was his final self-portrait?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)

83 That plank thing on the right. What is it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 26, 2024 09:50 AM (jdHxK)

84 A mountain lodge owner named Hugh
Wood his chores in the early morning do
His visitors guest
Which wood he liked best
He said, "Gee, I'm nnot sure. How 'bout yew?"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2024 09:48 AM (uCfKO)

Wood eye!?! Wood eye!?!

Posted by: BignJames at June 26, 2024 09:51 AM (AwYPR)

85 Interrupted Whetting?

Depends.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 26, 2024 09:51 AM (n+Gtf)

86 I like big adze and I cannot lie...

Posted by: Sir Ferraz A Lot at June 26, 2024 09:51 AM (dg+HA)

87 What's that in the lower left corner? A duck decoy?
Posted by: dantesed

Water jug, maybe?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 26, 2024 09:51 AM (qZEuM)

88 My whetting was interrupted by a thunderstorm--had to take cover in the church basement which luckily had the cake and punch already there

Posted by: AgathaPagatha at June 26, 2024 09:52 AM (Dwn2O)

89 The gourd is a water jug.

I wonder what the plank thing on the right side is though.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 09:52 AM (ZdexC)

90 But I don't want to wear the puffy shirt!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 26, 2024 09:52 AM (jdHxK)

91 Ax yo momma?

"Me? Never!"
Lizzie Borden

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 26, 2024 09:52 AM (p9rFX)

92 73 Holy smokes. The artist had an unpleasant death. Stabbed to death by the husband of his mistress. Those Brazilians don't fool around.
Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2024 09:48 AM (oaGWv)

When you whet your "whistle" using another man's whet stone?

Posted by: Lizzie Borden at June 26, 2024 09:52 AM (N39Ws)

93 That's probably the same look on his face that Jose had just before Cousin began carving.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 26, 2024 09:53 AM (pohLc)

94 I’m pine. How are you?

Posted by: Oh, no. Tree punz! at June 26, 2024 09:53 AM (dg+HA)

95 Holy smokes. The artist had an unpleasant death. Stabbed to death by the husband of his mistress. Those Brazilians don't fool around.


So, this was his final self-portrait?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Somewhere there's a joke about the stabbing and a Brazilian wax job but I can't seem to make come together.

Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2024 09:53 AM (oaGWv)

96 Crossin' the Rio Grand, just outside Rosito South, Texas rancher Gill Johnston finds another one...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 26, 2024 09:54 AM (Q4IgG)

97

Getting ready to shave his wookie...

Posted by: Elderly Git at June 26, 2024 09:54 AM (vSwnA)

98 Somewhere there's a joke about the stabbing and a Brazilian wax job but I can't seem to make come together.
-----
A close shave.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 09:54 AM (ZdexC)

99 Brazil is the economy of the future.

Posted by: And it always will be at June 26, 2024 09:55 AM (dg+HA)

100 He said, "Gee, I'm not sure. How 'bout yew?"
Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2024 09:48 AM (uCfKO)

Niiiice.

Also, you made me look up yew.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at June 26, 2024 09:55 AM (JCLJi)

101 The look of surprise and upraised hand make me think he wasn't just sharpening that blade.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 26, 2024 09:56 AM (xJpub)

102 That thing by his right elbow looks like Gilligan's hat. But where's Gilligan?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 26, 2024 09:56 AM (jdHxK)

103 That's why you should always send a party of 2 or 3 men to the river for water etc. instead of one guy on his own.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 09:56 AM (ZdexC)

104 Biden’s Gaza Pier Is An Abject Failure

-
Much like Biden himself.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 26, 2024 09:56 AM (L/fGl)

105 Only 1 box released at SCOTUS today... not gonna big alot of opinions I guess

Posted by: McCool at June 26, 2024 09:56 AM (UZ6lJ)

106

The final look you have on your face when the chupacabra finds you...

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at June 26, 2024 09:56 AM (vSwnA)

107 If your axe is sharp you can disarticulate a bison with four well-aimed blows.

Posted by: Beaver Cleaver

Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2024 09:57 AM (uCfKO)

108 Caught whetting off.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 26, 2024 09:57 AM (ufFY8)

109 What brings you here, cousin?

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 09:57 AM (ZdexC)

110 Brazil is the economy of the future.
Posted by: And it always will be

That's just luladcrous.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 26, 2024 09:58 AM (qZEuM)

111 K-9 officer dies after being left in hot car, department says

https://tinyurl.com/ybt943d9


Cop should be charged with causing the death of a police officer. You know you or I would be.

Too stupid to be in control of a kid, dog or gun.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2024 09:59 AM (WnooC)

112 I know this isn't the pet thread but . . .

https://is.gd/R4q1lF

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 26, 2024 09:59 AM (L/fGl)

113 Brazil is the economy of the future.
Posted by: And it always will be at June 26, 2024 09:55 AM (dg+HA)


Except, would you rather ride an Embraer or a Boeing at this point?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 26, 2024 09:59 AM (D7oie)

114 Too bad the reflection is of his side and not showing what or who he's reacting to.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 09:59 AM (ZdexC)

115 He's quite poplar.

Posted by: Bum-tiss at June 26, 2024 10:00 AM (dg+HA)

116 He has a painting from 1898, The Inopportune, which seems suspiciously autobiographical in light of what was to happen a year later when he was murdered over his affair.

https://tinyurl.com/pmnf9v3p

Posted by: spindrift at June 26, 2024 10:00 AM (OguvZ)

117 114 Too bad the reflection is of his side and not showing what or who he's reacting to.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 09:59 AM (ZdexC)

------------

He's reacting to the sudden and unexpected appearance of a painter. Duh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 26, 2024 10:00 AM (jdHxK)

118 He said, "Gee, I'm not sure. How 'bout yew?"
Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2024 09:48 AM (uCfKO)

Niiiice.

Also, you made me look up yew.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question


You can always tell Team Crossbow...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez at June 26, 2024 10:01 AM (kLgna)

119 Before the 1980's the Pac Men were wooden.

Posted by: Mr. Whipple at June 26, 2024 10:01 AM (qVbY7)

120 Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

“Sopranos” Star Drea De Matteo Says Hollywood Is Full Of "Quiet" Trump Voters, Questions Actors Getting Paid To Support Biden

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 26, 2024 10:01 AM (L/fGl)

121 (looks to make sure we're past 100)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 26, 2024 10:01 AM (pCGKd)

122 He said, "Gee, I'm not sure. How 'bout yew?"
Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2024 09:48 AM (uCfKO)

Niiiice.

Also, you made me look up yew.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question

You can always tell Team Crossbow...
Posted by: Brother Tim


You just can't tell them much.

Pluck Yew!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2024 10:02 AM (WnooC)

123
Too stupid to be in control of a kid, dog or gun.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2024 09:59 AM (WnooC)



Didn't the car tell him to check the back seat before he exited the vehicle?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

124 He's a lumber jack and he's okay.

Posted by: Monty Python at June 26, 2024 10:03 AM (dg+HA)

125 Murthy v Missouri
6-3
The court holds that the challengers -- two states and five social-media users -- do not have standing -- that is, a legal right to sue.

Posted by: McCool at June 26, 2024 10:03 AM (UZ6lJ)

126 The picture indicates spending another $0.62 shortly. Cumulative usage will, in time, resolve the issue satisfactorily.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at June 26, 2024 10:04 AM (hKoQL)

127 Hola, Senor! Can I interest you in this nice Arkansas oilstone? Much better than that rock you are using.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2024 10:04 AM (6eAks)

128 He has a painting from 1898, The Inopportune, which seems suspiciously autobiographical in light of what was to happen a year later when he was murdered over his affair.

https://tinyurl.com/pmnf9v3p
Posted by: spindrift at June 26, 2024 10:00 AM (OguvZ)
=============
Painting seems like a good way to get women you barely know to come to your house and take off their clothes for an hour or two.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 26, 2024 10:04 AM (tZYbS)

129 The look of surprise and upraised hand make me think he wasn't just sharpening that blade.

So you're saying he's a gay blade?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 10:04 AM (xCA6C)

130 Brazil is the economy of the future.
Posted by: And it always will be at June 26, 2024 09:55 AM


That's nuts.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 26, 2024 10:04 AM (ZANHd)

131 Don't miss this.

Kagan and Sotomayor are saying that in situations where the SCOTUS needs to discuss what a law means then they should defer to low-level DMV-lady government employees:

"...Justice Sonia Sotomayor agreed with Kagan. She doubted whether there can be a “best” interpretation of a law when the justices “routinely disagree” about a law’s meaning. The real question, she said, is who makes the choice about what an ambiguous law means. And if the court needs a “tie-breaker,” she continued, why shouldn’t it defer to the agency, with its expertise?"

https://tinyurl.com/2pctp65z

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 26, 2024 10:04 AM (pCGKd)

132 Didn't the car tell him to check the back seat before he exited the vehicle?
Posted by: Sponge


If you need the car to tell you....


Yeah. Seems a bunch of safety measures all fucking failed at once.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2024 10:05 AM (WnooC)

133 Searching just for "Amolação interrompida":
The composition Amolation Interrupted, by the Brazilian painter Almeida Junior, is another of his works linked to the man of the countryside, his so prestigious caboclo.

The painting depicts a rural landscape, with only one human figure, the hillbilly, who shows himself working. Her humble, mud-dirty clothes depict her hard work: a white shirt, sleeves folded on her forearms, trousers scratched, wrapped around her knees, and a yellow scarf, with small prints covering part of her black hair. On the right, hanging from the belt of the pants, is a huge knife, inside a leather sheath.

The man finds himself in a stream, with a stone in the middle, kneading his axe, tightly gripped by the wooden handle, while waving his right hand, greeting someone who sees, and, interrupting his work. Despite his sturdy and seemingly young physique, his body shows the marks of hard toil and the sun. The face and neck are creased by many wrinkles, while protruding veins, own of those who take the heavy, spread by the arms and legs. The hand that greets is thick, rough and shows the fingers with dirty nails.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 10:05 AM (ZdexC)

134 You folks aren't as sharp today as you usually are. Nobody has honed in on the central theme of this painting.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2024 10:05 AM (uCfKO)

135 This guy looks like one of the Mexican peasants the Magnificent Seven rode in to assist in driving out Calvera.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 10:05 AM (J2vNu)

136 On the left side of the hillbilly are his straw hat on the ground and a gourd, in the water of the’, on the edge of the stream. On its back is a board, where possibly the family washes clothes and containers. By turning the body, the man shows the path that leads to a humble clay house, with a door and two windows visible, one on each side, inside a fenced-in dick. Next to the house, there is a saint's flag, hoisted on a wooden pole, which shows the religiosity of the hillbilly. In the background, a forest is unveiled.

In many of Almeida Junior's paintings, he hints at the presence of a second character, but who does not appear in the painting. Em Reading, he shows a cape on an empty chair, in Saudade, presents a woman with a photograph in her hand, aiming at her, and in Amolation Interrupted, it shows the character gesturing to someone, as if it were a photograph.

Technical sheet
Year: 1894
Dimensions: 200 x 140 cm
Technique: oil on canvas
Location: Collection of Pinacoteca do Estado de Sao Paulo, Brazil
https://tinyurl.com/2m83j6ff

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 10:05 AM (ZdexC)

137 OMG nooooooooooo!

Sean Penn Says “Timid And Artless Policy Toward The Human Imagination” Means He Can No Longer Play Gay Roles

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 26, 2024 10:05 AM (L/fGl)

138 Hey there Hordelings! Been away for a few days. Just saw the sidebar item about JT. Prayers up for you, JT! Not sure if you're able to see it, but a "Hiya" to you!

Posted by: Doof at June 26, 2024 10:06 AM (RhGG0)

139 Don't miss this.

Kagan and Sotomayor are saying that in situations where the SCOTUS needs to discuss what a law means then they should defer to low-level DMV-lady government employees:

"...Justice Sonia Sotomayor agreed with Kagan. She doubted whether there can be a “best” interpretation of a law when the justices “routinely disagree” about a law’s meaning. The real question, she said, is who makes the choice about what an ambiguous law means. And if the court needs a “tie-breaker,” she continued, why shouldn’t it defer to the agency, with its expertise?"


What would you say you do here?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 10:06 AM (xCA6C)

140 125 Murthy v Missouri
6-3
The court holds that the challengers -- two states and five social-media users -- do not have standing -- that is, a legal right to sue.
Posted by: McCool at June 26, 2024 10:03 AM (UZ6lJ)
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I'd love to know who would have standing.

Posted by: WisRich at June 26, 2024 10:06 AM (G0vdT)

141 He's reacting to the sudden and unexpected appearance of a painter. Duh.
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LOL

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 10:06 AM (ZdexC)

142 The face and neck are creased by many wrinkles, while protruding veins, own of those who take the heavy, spread by the arms and legs.

?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 10:07 AM (xCA6C)

143 Sweeny Todd-Valdez
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 26, 2024


***
Valdez is coming!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 10:07 AM (J2vNu)

144
More like "wetting" ... amirite?

Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at June 26, 2024 10:07 AM (xG4kz)

145 *women you barely know to come to your house and take off their clothes for an hour or two.*

Twenty reais. Same as in Brasilia.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 26, 2024 10:07 AM (dg+HA)

146 "...Justice Sonia Sotomayor agreed with Kagan. She doubted whether there can be a “best” interpretation of a law when the justices “routinely disagree” about a law’s meaning. The real question, she said, is who makes the choice about what an ambiguous law means. And if the court needs a “tie-breaker,” she continued, why shouldn’t it defer to the agency, with its expertise?"

https://tinyurl.com/2pctp65z
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 26, 2024 10:04 AM


Because unelected executive branch bureaucrats shouldn't be exercising the legislative, executive, and judicial functions, you idiot? Just spitballin' here.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 26, 2024 10:07 AM (ZANHd)

147 "...Justice Sonia Sotomayor agreed with Kagan. She doubted whether there can be a “best” interpretation of a law when the justices “routinely disagree” about a law’s meaning. The real question, she said, is who makes the choice about what an ambiguous law means. And if the court needs a “tie-breaker,” she continued, why shouldn’t it defer to the agency, with its expertise?"



The stupid......it burns.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

148 I'd love to know who would have standing.


fucking God Himself wouldn't have standing when these lickspittles want to punt

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2024 10:08 AM (s3qiR)

149 111

Cop should be charged with causing the death of a police officer. You know you or I would be.

Too stupid to be in control of a kid, dog or gun.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2024 09:59 AM (WnooC)

And not necessarily in that order.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 26, 2024 10:08 AM (N39Ws)

150
"Where'd you stash the body, Juan?"

Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at June 26, 2024 10:08 AM (xG4kz)

151 Alternat Title:

Grocery Chopping

Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2024 10:08 AM (uCfKO)

152 So, Sotomayor has the IQ of a box of paper clips.

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2024 10:08 AM (Oy/m2)

153 #133 #136 I guess Google translate doesn't know gender in Romance languages.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 10:08 AM (ZdexC)

154 So, Sotomayor has the IQ of a box of paper clips.
Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2024 10:08 AM


Sir, I protest!

Posted by: Clippy at June 26, 2024 10:09 AM (ZANHd)

155 You folks aren't as sharp today as you usually are. Nobody has honed in on the central theme of this painting.

Well? You're whetting our appetites. I like to home my skills in painting analysis.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 10:09 AM (xCA6C)

156 The artist managed to capture a very authentic look on the subject's face. That's not a posed face -- the slightly unfocused eyes and open mouth. That's not something you can emulate and hold for a long period. Kudos.

Posted by: red speck at June 26, 2024 10:09 AM (0Id0S)

157 Sean Penn Says “Timid And Artless Policy Toward The Human Imagination” Means He Can No Longer Play Gay Roles
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 26, 2024 10:05 AM (L/fGl)




Jokes on you. He wasn't playing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

158
That cutting tool is a wicked pisser!

Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at June 26, 2024 10:09 AM (xG4kz)

159 The real question, she said, is who makes the choice about what an ambiguous law means. And if the court needs a “tie-breaker,” she continued, why shouldn’t it defer to the agency, with its expertise?"

This coming from Sotomayor. This quote has bearing on the Chevron case before SCOTUS.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 26, 2024 10:10 AM (N39Ws)

160 Sean Penn Says “Timid And Artless Policy Toward The Human Imagination” Means He Can No Longer Play Gay Roles

?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 10:10 AM (xCA6C)

161 So there's a method to the Republicans' madness.

Illegals Are Dying Of Dehydration In The Heatwave

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 26, 2024 10:10 AM (L/fGl)

162 Don't axe me!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 10:10 AM (ZdexC)

163 148 I'd love to know who would have standing.


fucking God Himself wouldn't have standing when these lickspittles want to punt
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2024 10:08 AM (s3qiR)
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Alito dissent says that if the lower courts are correct in assessing the "voluminous record," "this is one of the most important free speech cases to reach this Court in years."

And free speech lost.

Posted by: WisRich at June 26, 2024 10:10 AM (G0vdT)

164 The real question, she said, is who makes the choice about what an ambiguous law means. And if the court needs a “tie-breaker,” she continued, why shouldn’t it defer to the agency, with its expertise?"

This coming from Sotomayor. This quote has bearing on the Chevron case before SCOTUS.


Sounds to me like they know they're losing this one.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 10:11 AM (xCA6C)

165 Well? You're whetting our appetites. I like to home my skills in painting analysis.
Posted by: Archimedes

I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, SO YOU MAY NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE TO ME.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 26, 2024 10:12 AM (ycI94)

166 12th dimensional chess theory:

Murthy v Missouri gets sidetracked with standing nonsense because Raimondo is going to gut the effort anyway?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 10:12 AM (GBKbO)

167 If your axe is sharp you can disarticulate a bison with four well-aimed blows.

Posted by: Beaver Cleaver
Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2024


***
But first you must get close to the bison. And he won't like that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 10:12 AM (J2vNu)

168 Second (and last) opinion today
Snyder v. US. It is by Justice Kavanaugh, and the vote is again 6-3. Jackson dissents, joined by Sotomayor and Kagan.

Issue: Whether section 18 U.S.C. § 666(a)(1)(B) criminalizes gratuities, i.e., payments in recognition of actions a state or local official has already taken or committed to take, without any quid pro quo agreement to take those actions.

Posted by: McCool at June 26, 2024 10:12 AM (UZ6lJ)

169 He has a painting from 1898, The Inopportune, which seems suspiciously autobiographical in light of what was to happen a year later when he was murdered over his affair.

I've seen that painting. I like it very much.

in Saudade, presents a woman with a photograph in her hand, aiming at her

"Saudade" is a Portuguese word with no real English equivalent. It usually means a deep longing for someone or something that one doesn't have and may never have again. It's associated with a deep, unutterable sadness.

Needless to say, it's the story of my life.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 26, 2024 10:12 AM (Q0kLU)

170
Sean Penn Says “Timid And Artless Policy Toward The Human Imagination” Means He Can No Longer Play Gay Roles
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45!


I've got news for you, pal -- you are at an age where the "gay" roles you would be called upon to play are flaming pedophile, lemon party host, or head groomer at an all boys boarding school.

And you'd not be "playing" any of those roles. Lived experience and all that.

Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at June 26, 2024 10:13 AM (xG4kz)

171 Kagan and Sotomayor are saying that

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They're lesbian space witches.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 26, 2024 10:13 AM (L/fGl)

172 >>Murthy v Missouri gets sidetracked with standing nonsense because Raimondo is going to gut the effort anyway?

That sounded almost optimistic. Who are you?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2024 10:13 AM (LkLld)

173 Issue: Whether section 18 U.S.C. § 666(a)(1)(B) criminalizes gratuities, i.e., payments in recognition of actions a state or local official has already taken or committed to take, without any quid pro quo agreement to take those actions.
Posted by: McCool at June 26, 2024 10:12 AM (UZ6lJ)



State or local officials, or any government official, for that matter, should NEVER receive gratuities, period.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

174 in Saudade, presents a woman with a photograph in her hand, aiming at her

"Saudade" is a Portuguese word with no real English equivalent. It usually means a deep longing for someone or something that one doesn't have and may never have again. It's associated with a deep, unutterable sadness.


So it's that feeling you get when you really want a Chi-Chi's taco, and know you'll never get it?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 10:14 AM (xCA6C)

175 172 >>Murthy v Missouri gets sidetracked with standing nonsense because Raimondo is going to gut the effort anyway?

That sounded almost optimistic. Who are you?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2024 10:13 AM (LkLld)

=======

Montpelier changed me, bruh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 10:14 AM (GBKbO)

176 The conservative justices say state and local govern, not Feds

Rather, [the federal law] leaves it to state and local governments to regulate gratuities to state and local officials."

Posted by: McCool at June 26, 2024 10:14 AM (UZ6lJ)

177 K-9 officer dies after being left in hot car, department says

https://tinyurl.com/ybt943d9

Cop should be charged with causing the death of a police officer. You know you or I would be.

Too stupid to be in control of a kid, dog or gun.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2024


***
Whaddaya want to bet . . . the human is a member of a Protected Class?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 10:15 AM (J2vNu)

178 State or local officials, or any government official, for that matter, should NEVER receive gratuities, period.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Yep. I'm done. These people are fucking pigs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 26, 2024 10:15 AM (qZEuM)

179 Kagan and Sotomayor are saying that

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They're lesbian space witches.


The power of one
The power of two
The power of vacuity!

Posted by: Kagan and Sotomayor at June 26, 2024 10:16 AM (xCA6C)

180 State or local officials, or any government official, for that matter, should NEVER receive gratuities, period.


exactly how on earth did those dim bulbs dissent on this?!?

"oh but the valiant public servants DESERVE little gifts for all their sacrifice!"

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2024 10:16 AM (s3qiR)

181 Julian Assange and Hunter Biden have two things in common: they both like associating with shady foreign spies and they both lead expensive lives.

https://shorturl.at/jM0uH

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 26, 2024 10:16 AM (CRsCd)

182 Unfamiliar with this artist. The painting is realistic and well done, imo. (Is that an oil lamp on the ground near the axe handle in his hand?)

Art Daily Magazine, Life and Art of Jose Ferraz de Almeida Júnior (1850–1899)

Evolution of Almeida Júnior’s Style

(In part) "Almeida Júnior’s most recognized works include religious and historical paintings. He was also a prolific portraitist who fulfilled a broad range of commissions for the elite of Brazilian society. His portraitures and depictions of figures were meticulous and demonstrated his great expertise in the portrayal of intense emotions, particularly the emotions of longing and despair.

Despite his considerable success in religious and historical themes, Almeida Júnior moved away from these subjects to adopt more regionalist themes. The work from his later years evidences the influence of Naturalism that deviated from the rigid academic paintings of his time to more realistic portrayals."

Would hang in a series. Thanks.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 26, 2024 10:16 AM (NFX2v)

183 This coming from Sotomayor. This quote has bearing on the Chevron case before SCOTUS.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

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Yep, it's in an article specifically about Chevron.

Diversity is strengf.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 26, 2024 10:17 AM (pCGKd)

184 Ax yo momma?

"Me? Never!"
Lizzie Borden
Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 26, 2024 0


***
Ay gon' answer any pregunta you ax!

Posted by: Black Spanglish of 2045 AD at June 26, 2024 10:17 AM (J2vNu)

185 183 Yep, it's in an article specifically about Chevron.

Diversity is strengf.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 26, 2024 10:17 AM (pCGKd)

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"As long as she votes to give us more power, then it is our strength peon."
-The Elite

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 10:17 AM (GBKbO)

186 Macron Is Warning of French Civil War if Public Votes for Populists

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More work for the national razor!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 26, 2024 10:17 AM (L/fGl)

187 Disarticulate Bison was the garage band name for the group that would ultimately call themselves Three Dog Night.

Posted by: Not a joke at June 26, 2024 10:18 AM (dg+HA)

188 186 Macron Is Warning of French Civil War if Public Votes for Populists

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More work for the national razor!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 26, 2024 10:17 AM (L/fGl)

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How do people read these sorts of things and not see them as the powerful threatening the people?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 10:18 AM (GBKbO)

189 186 Macron Is Warning of French Civil War if Public Votes for Populists


actually, it's probably the only way to avoid another civil war, you weirdo

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2024 10:18 AM (s3qiR)

190 The ones who really provoke my anger and disgust are the miscreants who come here illegally and then you read of them having lived for 25 years with absolutely no effort to alter their circumstances in respect to gaining citizenship.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at June 26, 2024 10:18 AM (hKoQL)

191 NASHVILLE, Tenn. (WKRN) — Two Tennessee lawmakers are calling for an investigation after the state coordinator of elections sent out over 14,000 letters asking voters for proof of their citizenship before the upcoming election.

The letter was sent a select group of Tennesseans from the state coordinator of elections, Mark Goins. The letter reads that their voter information matches with an individual who may have not been a U.S. citizen at the time they got their driver license or ID card.

“On its face, this letter is voter intimidation,” State Rep. John Ray Clemmons (D-Nashville) said. The letter then asks for the voter to send back proof of their citizenship, such as their birth certificate or U.S. passport. “It gives the impression—falsely—that there is another procedural step that they must jump through before they can vote in the upcoming elections,” Clemmons said.

The state coordinator of elections thinks new US citizens might vote Dem. This is blatantly trying to discourage people from voting based on who they are likely to vote for.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 26, 2024 10:19 AM (ycI94)

192 exactly how on earth did those dim bulbs dissent on this?!?

"oh but the valiant public servants DESERVE little gifts for all their sacrifice!"
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2024 10:16 AM (s3qiR)

AOP goes to the DMV:
"Thank you, ma'am. Would you like a tip?"
"We aren't allowed to take tips, sir."
"Oh. I was just going to suggest that you avoid eating at Chipotles".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2024 10:19 AM (6eAks)

193 Welp...Utah has failed us again.

Utah GOP Rep. John Curtis won the Republican primary to replace outgoing Utah Republican Sen. Mitt Romney on Tuesday night, defeating former President Donald Trump's candidate Riverton Mayor Trent Stagg.

Curtis was the favorite going into Tuesday's primary, despite Staggs' coveted endorsement. Curtis is considered a more moderate Republican and has been compared to Romney, because he has not shied away from challenging far-right members of his party, including Trump supporters, according to the Associated Press.

The congressman, who previously served as the mayor of Provo, Utah, was also the only candidate in the Senate Republican primary to not endorse Trump's reelection bid for the White House.


https://tinyurl.com/4d48d969

Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 10:19 AM (xCA6C)

194 If you use the right blocker, you won't have to worry about adze.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 10:19 AM (J2vNu)

195 186 Macron Is Warning of French Civil War if Public Votes for Populists

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More work for the national razor!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 26, 2024 10:17 AM (L/fGl)

If the elites are going to "elite" with their "let them eat cake" attitude, they deserve one. The US isn't far behind.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 26, 2024 10:20 AM (N39Ws)

196 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 26, 2024 10:19 AM (ycI94)


Bolding everything wasn't necessary.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

197 Saudade

Never, EVER thought there'd be a reason to link to this...

That is the name of an excellent instrumental track from Love and Rockets. Peaceful, yet haunting.
https://youtu.be/rL07_7wPZK0

Posted by: Doof at June 26, 2024 10:20 AM (RhGG0)

198 191 The state coordinator of elections thinks new US citizens might vote Dem. This is blatantly trying to discourage people from voting based on who they are likely to vote for.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 26, 2024 10:19 AM (ycI94)

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What does this commenter think of Katie Hobbs sending the wrong sized paper to Republican strongholds in the 2022 AZ elections?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 10:20 AM (GBKbO)

199 Still 10 decisions left.... Friday will be a crazy day.

Posted by: McCool at June 26, 2024 10:20 AM (UZ6lJ)

200 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Nice art. Ax fishing. Going after steelhead I bet. Cool!
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2024 10:21 AM (W/lyH)

201 "We can't figure out a 10% tip without needing to get out a calculator, and we should be the final arbiter of laws."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 26, 2024 10:21 AM (pCGKd)

202 193 The congressman, who previously served as the mayor of Provo, Utah, was also the only candidate in the Senate Republican primary to not endorse Trump's reelection bid for the White House.

https://tinyurl.com/4d48d969
Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 10:19 AM (xCA6C)

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The only saving grace is that he'll probably be a backbencher who gets no airtime and can't fundraise. So, he'll be reliant on leadership, and if there's a change in leadership, he's a hidden gadfly who will fall in line when necessary.

Assuming a change in leadership which I still doubt.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 10:21 AM (GBKbO)

203 199 Still 10 decisions left.... Friday will be a crazy day.
Posted by: McCool at June 26, 2024 10:20 AM (UZ6lJ)

They will publish decisions tomorrow and Friday.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 26, 2024 10:21 AM (N39Ws)

204 The state coordinator of elections thinks new US citizens might vote Dem. This is blatantly trying to discourage people from voting based on who they are likely to vote for.

If true, it's a very bad own goal, because the Dems will spend the next 4 months trumpeting it as evidence of voter suppression. If.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 10:22 AM (xCA6C)

205 The congressman, who previously served as the mayor of Provo, Utah, was also the only candidate in the Senate Republican primary to not endorse Trump's reelection bid for the White House.

https://tinyurl.com/4d48d969
Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 10:19 AM (xCA6C)



Utah is a state of Polygamy and can't even name their new hockey team.

That state is frozen shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

206 199 Still 10 decisions left.... Friday will be a crazy day.
Posted by: McCool at June 26, 2024 10:20 AM (UZ6lJ)
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They may extend session by a week. They've done it before.

Posted by: WisRich at June 26, 2024 10:22 AM (G0vdT)

207 What's better than a grand slam?

Watch: Baltimore Orioles Fan Makes Catch Of The Year With Beer In Hand

https://shorturl.at/pCgb1

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 26, 2024 10:22 AM (L/fGl)

208 204 The state coordinator of elections thinks new US citizens might vote Dem. This is blatantly trying to discourage people from voting based on who they are likely to vote for.

If true, it's a very bad own goal, because the Dems will spend the next 4 months trumpeting it as evidence of voter suppression. If.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 10:22 AM (xCA6C)

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Don't investigate voter fraud because it'll be bad press.

This is why Republicans lose.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 10:23 AM (GBKbO)

209 196 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 26, 2024 10:19 AM (ycI94)

Bolding everything wasn't necessary.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Look, I do a lot of formatting on my phone, and I'm an old man with fat fingers. I make mistakes! I'm sorry!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 26, 2024 10:23 AM (ycI94)

210 160 Sean Penn Says “Timid And Artless Policy Toward The Human Imagination” Means He Can No Longer Play Gay Roles

?
Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 10:10 AM (xCA6C)

You can't act anymore. You can only represent.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 26, 2024 10:24 AM (OiAR7)

211 Can't wait to see the Dem meltdown if the immunity decision gets punted into next week.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 26, 2024 10:24 AM (xPl2J)

212 Utah is a state of Polygamy and can't even name their new hockey team.

That state is frozen shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

There's always Magic Underwear night at the rink.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 26, 2024 10:24 AM (qZEuM)

213
The Salt Lake City Sister Wives

Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at June 26, 2024 10:24 AM (xG4kz)

214 So, Sotomayor has the IQ of a box of paper clips.
Posted by: dantesed

Heh. Don't be dissing us clips.

Posted by: Microsoft Clippy at June 26, 2024 10:24 AM (oaGWv)

215 [ii]Don't investigate voter fraud because it'll be bad press.

This is why Republicans lose.

Great point. If only I'd said that.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 10:25 AM (xCA6C)

216 Julian Assange and Hunter Biden have two things in common: they both like associating with shady foreign spies and they both lead expensive lives.

https://shorturl.at/jM0uH
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 26, 2024 10:16 AM (CRsCd)


I'll admit I've never had reason to cost out a trip on a private jet, but $500k for a charter to Australia seems a little steep. Qantas didn't have an economy seat available?

Posted by: spindrift at June 26, 2024 10:25 AM (OguvZ)

217 The unkindest cut.

Obama-appointed Judges Strike Down Parts Of Biden’s Student Loan Repayment Plan

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 26, 2024 10:26 AM (L/fGl)

218 Look, I do a lot of formatting on my phone, and I'm an old man with fat fingers. I make mistakes! I'm sorry!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 26, 2024 10:23 AM (ycI94)



Geez.....it's not like I kicked your dog.......relax. Constructive criticism isn't the end of the world.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

219 I'll admit I've never had reason to cost out a trip on a private jet, but $500k for a charter to Australia seems a little steep. Qantas didn't have an economy seat available?


a lot of that cost was the anti-clinton protective shielding

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2024 10:27 AM (s3qiR)

220 You can't act anymore. You can only represent.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 26, 2024 10:24 AM (OiAR7)



Anymore?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

221 Interestingly, as years have passed I have far fewer problems with Assange than I do with the Bidens.

And don't forget that Obama commuted the sentence of the gay dude that actually committed the theft and treasonous crimes.

Everything is fake and gay.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 26, 2024 10:27 AM (pCGKd)

222 Voter fraud?
none is ever achieved proved on anytime court
this will inclusively on courts this having trump appointed judges

voter fraud is only that badly excused of losing. The dems almost always take higher population vote totals. The
15 states the taking highest incomes vote blue

Posted by: Paul banned at June 26, 2024 10:28 AM (x+xHc)

223 Julian Assange and Hunter Biden have two things in common: they both like associating with shady foreign spies and they both lead expensive lives.

https://shorturl.at/jM0uH
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 26, 2024 10:16 AM (CRsCd)



WTF? Who made the decision to fly his ass at that rate? THAT'S who should pay it.

I'm not giving one damn dime to that ignorant bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

224 Sean Penn Says “Timid And Artless Policy Toward The Human Imagination” Means He Can No Longer Play Gay Roles

?
Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 10:10 AM (xCA6C)

You can't act anymore. You can only represent.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

If they remake Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS, Susan Sarandon will have that part wrapped up.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 26, 2024 10:29 AM (L/fGl)

225 Posted by: Paul banned at June 26, 2024 10:28 AM (x+xHc)

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So, 2000 was clean then, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 10:29 AM (GBKbO)

226 Posted by: Paul banned at June 26, 2024 10:28 AM (x+xHc)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 26, 2024 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

227 Posted by: Pual banned at June 26, 2024 10:28 AM (x+xHc)

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I guess you don't believe that Putin hacked into the voting machines of Michigan in 2016 and changed vote totals like 50% of Democrats believe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 10:30 AM (GBKbO)

228 If true, it's a very bad own goal, because the Dems will spend the next 4 months trumpeting it as evidence of voter suppression. If.

Which is, of course, the same thing they say about any attempt at enforcing election integrity.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 26, 2024 10:30 AM (/y8xj)

229 I don't need no stinking badges.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 26, 2024 10:31 AM (n17eQ)

230 Interrupted Whetting
Jose Ferraz de Almeida Junior

Jose was a painter made for street photography.

"I knew Robert Franks. Robert Franks was a friend of mine. Jose, you're no Robert Franks" - Weegee

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 26, 2024 10:31 AM (ziD2a)

231 In Latest Blow to Military Effectiveness, U.S. Navy Will No Longer Require Sailors to Pass Physical Fitness Tests
Old standard forcing sailors out after 2 failed PT tests rescinded; Navy claims new rule has nothing to do with recruiting challenges

Posted by: SMOD at June 26, 2024 10:31 AM (RHGPo)

232 Posted by: Paul

Asserting as fact things which are blatantly incorrect.
We need better trolls.
Back to you mom Paul.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 26, 2024 10:31 AM (UC3nL)

233 I don't need no stinking badges.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 26, 2024 10:31 AM (n17eQ)



But a good piece of hickory....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

234 Good news, everyone!

New York Post
@nypost
DHS identifies 400 migrants smuggled into US by ISIS-affiliated network

RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Mayorkas says there’s “no evidence” illegals Biden lets in from Central Asia — a hotbed of ISIS-K terrorism — are “plotting to harm the United States”

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I feel safer already!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 26, 2024 10:34 AM (L/fGl)

235 205 The congressman, who previously served as the mayor of Provo, Utah, was also the only candidate in the Senate Republican primary to not endorse Trump's reelection bid for the White House.

https://tinyurl.com/4d48d969
Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 10:19 AM (xCA6C)
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Look to their state banks to answer your question.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 26, 2024 10:34 AM (n17eQ)

236 Dang. First women didn't need to pass the physical standards, and now men don't, either.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 26, 2024 10:34 AM (pCGKd)

237 SCOTUS is ambivalent about the government censoring US citizens via social media companies. Ruling, if I have it right, the plaintiffs, the States, had no standing.

WTF? If the States have no standing with protecting the 1st amendment who does? I am in a muddle on this one.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 26, 2024 10:34 AM (ziD2a)

238 WTF? If the States have no standing with protecting the 1st amendment who does? I am in a muddle on this one.
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Law of Lincoln disposed of states.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 26, 2024 10:35 AM (n17eQ)

239 In Latest Blow to Military Effectiveness, U.S. Navy Will No Longer Require Sailors to Pass Physical Fitness Tests
Old standard forcing sailors out after 2 failed PT tests rescinded; Navy claims new rule has nothing to do with recruiting challenges
Posted by: SMOD

OK. The new rules should only allow for people that can't swim. The sooner we get this insanity behind of the better.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 26, 2024 10:36 AM (ziD2a)

240 Ay gon' answer any pregunta you ax!
Posted by: Black Spanglish of 2045 AD at June 26, 2024 10:17 AM (J2vNu)
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Knock it off, Guig.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 26, 2024 10:37 AM (3Fz6p)

241 239 In Latest Blow to Military Effectiveness, U.S. Navy Will No Longer Require Sailors to Pass Physical Fitness Tests
Old standard forcing sailors out after 2 failed PT tests rescinded; Navy claims new rule has nothing to do with recruiting challenges
Posted by: SMOD
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A certain demo of female sailors excel at getting fat.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 26, 2024 10:37 AM (n17eQ)

242 "Proud conservative" Adam Kinzinger announces that he's officially endorsing ... Joe Biden

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 26, 2024 10:37 AM (L/fGl)

243 In Latest Blow to Military Effectiveness, U.S. Navy Will No Longer Require Sailors to Pass Physical Fitness Tests
Old standard forcing sailors out after 2 failed PT tests rescinded; Navy claims new rule has nothing to do with recruiting challenges
Posted by: SMOD



So, Boot Camp will be relegated to meetings full of powerpoint presentations?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)

244 The price of gas station burritos is out of control. This cannot stand.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 26, 2024 10:38 AM (ziD2a)

245 > Mayorkas says there’s “no evidence” illegals Biden lets in from Central Asia — a hotbed of ISIS-K terrorism — are “plotting to harm the United States”
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Says the guy with his head up his ass.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 26, 2024 10:39 AM (Q4IgG)

246 The price of gas station burritos is out of control. This cannot stand.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 26, 2024 10:38 AM (ziD2a)



However, your colon rejoices.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

247 Navy claims new rule has nothing to do with recruiting challenges
Posted by: SMOD

This is technically true. It has to do with difficulties meeting overall endstrength goals, and making retention of existing sailors easier...exacerbated by the fact fewer people want to join (or meet the minimum standards).

Posted by: Military Moron at June 26, 2024 10:39 AM (ycI94)

248 WTF? If the States have no standing with protecting the 1st amendment who does? I am in a muddle on this one.
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Law of Lincoln disposed of states.
Posted by: Pudinhead

--

There's a big difference between the united states of America and The United States of America

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 26, 2024 10:39 AM (pCGKd)

249 Three words. System attic racism.

Georgia county's "first African-American female" probate judge removed from office for "systemic incompetence"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 26, 2024 10:39 AM (L/fGl)

250 Law of Lincoln disposed of states.


damn straight Pudinhead

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2024 10:39 AM (s3qiR)

251 The price of gas station burritos is out of control. This cannot stand.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 26, 2024 10:38 AM (ziD2a)


However, your colon rejoices.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Ha! I miss Olestra.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 26, 2024 10:39 AM (ziD2a)

252 Thanks for the fans catching foul balls thing. I watched a nice compilation after the linked one. Healed my soul a little. Thank you.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 26, 2024 10:40 AM (Z8Yh2)

253 I'll start trusting any "fact" Paul shits out when he describes to us the difference between gross profit and net income.

Posted by: spindrift at June 26, 2024 10:40 AM (OguvZ)

254 Mayorkas says there’s “no evidence” illegals Biden lets in from Central Asia — a hotbed of ISIS-K terrorism — are “plotting to harm the United States”
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May they come to your home and do what they do, evil piece of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)

255 WTF? If the States have no standing with protecting the 1st amendment who does? I am in a muddle on this one.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram

I guess the companies the government leaned on? At the most basic level, there are only two parties involved...the Feds, and the companies.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 26, 2024 10:40 AM (ycI94)

256
Georgia county's "first African-American female" probate judge removed from office for "systemic incompetence"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 26, 2024 10:39 AM (L/fGl)



Now do the entire Biden Administration.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)

257 253 I'll start trusting any "fact" Paul shits out when he describes to us the difference between gross profit and net income.
Posted by: spindrift at June 26, 2024 10:40 AM (OguvZ)

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Gross profit is a bullshit accounting term that means pretty much nothing. It's supposed to be all profits before any costs are included.

Which are not profits.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 10:41 AM (GBKbO)

258 254 Mayorkas says there’s “no evidence” illegals Biden lets in from Central Asia — a hotbed of ISIS-K terrorism — are “plotting to harm the United States”


honestly I'll trade one of them for Mayorkas tho

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2024 10:41 AM (s3qiR)

259
A certain demo of female sailors excel at getting fat.
Posted by: Pudinhead


In related news, Navy Corpsmen are asking that flensing knives be added to their standard issue medical emergency kits.

"Hey, you try getting down to the meat of the matter with these Dough People."

Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at June 26, 2024 10:41 AM (xG4kz)

260 Gross profit is a bullshit accounting term that means pretty much nothing. It's supposed to be all profits before any costs are included.

Which are not profits.

guess what in Philly there's a tax that taxes you on gross profits!

lol why I had to leave

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2024 10:41 AM (s3qiR)

261 At Gateway Pundit: "In a stunning 6-3 decision, the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that the Biden Administration’s policy of deleting, suppressing, and deplatforming specific people, topics, and ideas, is immune from suit leaving no one able to challenge it in court."

No standing.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 26, 2024 10:42 AM (V78cl)

262 The Marielitos were not plotting to harm the US either but they did.

Mayorkas nice little word play. Substituting 'US' for the actual victims - the citizens.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 26, 2024 10:43 AM (kLvfY)

263 Is your Saturday Night Special a Covid vector?

Posted by: BignJames at June 26, 2024 10:43 AM (AwYPR)

264 Georgia county's "first African-American female" probate judge removed from office for "systemic incompetence"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 26, 2024 10:39 AM (L/fGl)
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Enjoy the show!

https://tinyurl.com/yp39dfpy

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 26, 2024 10:43 AM (XvaUO)

265 At Gateway Pundit: "In a stunning 6-3 decision, the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that the Biden Administration’s policy of deleting, suppressing, and deplatforming specific people, topics, and ideas, is immune from suit leaving no one able to challenge it in court."



So, when Trump becomes president again, he can just simply shut down all NBC, CBS, ABC and CNN news stations sans repercussion?

Ok......your rules.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

266 Enjoy the show!

https://tinyurl.com/yp39dfpy


well she's kinda cute! but definitely nuts

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2024 10:45 AM (s3qiR)

267 No standing.
Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 26, 2024 10:42 AM (V78cl)

Hmm. If the law offers you no relief from injustice, where do you turn?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2024 10:45 AM (6eAks)

268
well she's kinda cute! but definitely nuts
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2024 10:45 AM (s3qiR)



and it appears she's not afraid to show her tits, judging by the blurred out sections of the video.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)

269 > "In a stunning 6-3 decision, the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that the Biden Administration’s policy of deleting, suppressing, and deplatforming specific people, topics, and ideas, is immune from suit leaving no one able to challenge it in court."
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I think SCOTUS is letting the rubes know that questioning anything the government does is going to get you some unwanted attention and you'd better get used to it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 26, 2024 10:45 AM (Q4IgG)

270 Georgia county's "first African-American female" probate judge removed from office for "systemic incompetence"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 26, 2024 10:39 AM (L/fGl)
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Enjoy the show!

https://tinyurl.com/yp39dfpy


That woman just exudes judicial temperament.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 10:46 AM (xCA6C)

271 Hmm. If the law offers you no relief from injustice, where do you turn?
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IEDS?

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 26, 2024 10:46 AM (n17eQ)

272
That woman just exudes judicial temperament.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 10:46 AM (xCA6C)



Another shining example of the benefits of DEI.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

273 "In a stunning 6-3 decision, the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that the Biden Administration’s policy of deleting, suppressing, and deplatforming specific people, topics, and ideas, is immune from suit leaving no one able to challenge it in court."


Who were the 6?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)

274 "So, when Trump becomes president again,"

They are not going to let that happen. By Any Means Necessary.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 26, 2024 10:48 AM (V78cl)

275 234
I feel safer already!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 26, 2024 10:34 AM (L/fGl)

For those who carry regularly, may want to add a 3rd or 4th magazine.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 26, 2024 10:48 AM (N39Ws)

276 @224 nah , Rosie O'Donnell would be the new Ilsa. Shudder

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 26, 2024 10:48 AM (N+p0+)

277 Re: SCOTUS

Let's wait a bit before going full Airman S'Mores. Like when the full opinion is published.

Right now all we got is sound bytes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 26, 2024 10:48 AM (kLvfY)

278 So, when Trump becomes president again...

Ok......your rules.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)
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When will that be? Vote harder:

https://tinyurl.com/5n8x45th

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 26, 2024 10:49 AM (XvaUO)

279 @273 all except Alito , Thomas and Gorsuch

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 26, 2024 10:49 AM (N+p0+)

280 So, when Trump becomes president again, he can just simply shut down all NBC, CBS, ABC and CNN news stations sans repercussion?

Ok......your rules.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

See! This guy gets it! This is how you play.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 26, 2024 10:49 AM (N39Ws)

281 So, when Trump becomes president again, he can just simply shut down all NBC, CBS, ABC and CNN news stations sans repercussion?
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The Church of Manhattan Media is ripe for Trump to go on a Monopoly Busting Campaign. Totes Progressive, too!

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 26, 2024 10:49 AM (n17eQ)

282 and it appears she's not afraid to show her tits, judging by the blurred out sections of the video.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)

Now she's free to pursue her true calling as a stripper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2024 10:49 AM (6eAks)

283 280 So, when Trump becomes president again, he can just simply shut down all NBC, CBS, ABC and CNN news stations sans repercussion?

Ok......your rules.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

See! This guy gets it! This is how you play.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

While not ideal, most conservatives could live with this rule: i.e. laws/rules etc are applied equally and fairly to everyone. Unfortunately, we all know that's not how it works.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 26, 2024 10:51 AM (ycI94)

284 They didn't say this companies were immune. The SC said that the plaintiffs couldn't show they had been damaged so the court found no standing. It's a way judges have to avoid really sticky political issues. The judges hope the political class sorts it out

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 26, 2024 10:52 AM (N+p0+)

285 Now she's free to pursue her true calling as a stripper.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Her Dishonor doesn't possess the class needed for that occupation. I'm thinking - Lot Lizard, Second Class

Posted by: Tonypete at June 26, 2024 10:52 AM (WXNFJ)

286 Now she's free to pursue her true calling as a stripper.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2024 10:49 AM (6eAks)
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I heard she's unsure of her future career path. Maybe she should take a pole.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 26, 2024 10:52 AM (XvaUO)

287 Utah is a state of Polygamy and can't even name their new hockey team.

That state is frozen shit.
Posted by: Sponge

That's the name! The Salt Lake City Frozen Shits !!!

Posted by: Utah NHL Franchise Board of Directors at June 26, 2024 10:52 AM (w9Wax)

288 Headline at Fox News:

Arizona election worker arrested for allegedly stealing security device from ballot tabulation center

Maricopa County, of course.


LINK: https://tinyurl.com/3cz5s4ad

Posted by: mrp at June 26, 2024 10:52 AM (rj6Yv)

289 So, when Trump becomes president again, he can just simply shut down all NBC, CBS, ABC and CNN news stations sans repercussion?

Ok......your rules.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

No, it will become reviewable then.

It's right there in the Trump clause, you illiterates.

Posted by: Buncha Unwashed Rabble Around Here at June 26, 2024 10:53 AM (ohEAP)

290 284 They didn't say this companies were immune. The SC said that the plaintiffs couldn't show they had been damaged so the court found no standing. It's a way judges have to avoid really sticky political issues. The judges hope the political class sorts it out
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 26, 2024 10:52 AM (N+p0+)

=========

It's a loss for our side, for the 5th Circuit, and for liberty.

But it's not really a huge win for the Biden administration. They'll continue what I'm sure they've continued to do (despite the 5th's injunction), but the door isn't shut.

It'd be interesting if Musk brought a companion suit as owner of X saying that he has standing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)

291 Even if Trump is elected and inaugurated, the entire US govt will #resist him, and refuse to carry out any of his orders. There will be no place for him to go to get redress.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 26, 2024 10:54 AM (V78cl)

292 Have you seen the whole story of that probate judge?

Anyway, she was elected. Give the people what they want.

Posted by: blaster at June 26, 2024 10:54 AM (xhfG9)

293 288 Headline at Fox News:

Arizona election worker arrested for allegedly stealing security device from ballot tabulation center

Maricopa County, of course.


LINK: https://tinyurl.com/3cz5s4ad
Posted by: mrp at June 26, 2024 10:52 AM (rj6Yv)

========

1. Paul told me that voter fraud is a myth. So, this person was obviously just doing the just and moral thing of defeating Trump by any means necessary, but not cheating.

2. This wouldn't have happened with a quality candidate!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 10:54 AM (GBKbO)

294 *Georgia county's "first African-American female" probate judge removed from office for "systemic incompetence"*

Thass rassis.

Posted by: Former judge Christina Peterson at June 26, 2024 10:54 AM (dg+HA)

295 Why, it's almost like black women of the quality you might see on Real Housewives aren't suitable as prosecutors and judges, despite every other judge on TV being one.

Posted by: I'll Report Myself For Reeducation, Thanks at June 26, 2024 10:56 AM (ohEAP)

296 Even if Trump is elected and inaugurated, the entire US govt will #resist him, and refuse to carry out any of his orders. There will be no place for him to go to get redress.
Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 26, 2024 10:54 AM (V78cl)



Then every one that 'serves the will of the president' should be removed from their post, at gunpoint if necessary, and replaced. Rinse and repeat as necessary.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

297 *Georgia county's "first African-American female" probate judge removed from office for "systemic incompetence"*


Not just 'incompetence' but 'systemic incompetence'.


As if there is a difference.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 26, 2024 10:57 AM (WXNFJ)

298 "In a stunning 6-3 decision, the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that the Biden Administration’s policy of deleting, suppressing, and deplatforming specific people, topics, and ideas, is immune from suit leaving no one able to challenge it in court."


Who were the 6?


The three you expect plus Roberts, Barret, and Kavanaugh. Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch dissenting.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 26, 2024 10:57 AM (/y8xj)

299 Why, it's almost like black women of the quality you might see on Real Housewives aren't suitable as prosecutors and judges, despite every other judge on TV being one.
Posted by: I'll Report Myself For Reeducation, Thanks at June 26, 2024 10:56 AM (ohEAP)



When your elected officials resemble the cast of "Love After Lockup....."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)

300 "Then every one that 'serves the will of the president' should be removed from their post, at gunpoint if necessary, and replaced. Rinse and repeat as necessary."

If DJT orders 'arrest that man,' who's going to do it?

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 26, 2024 10:58 AM (V78cl)

301 The wig on the ground is SO cultural. I feel enriched.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 26, 2024 10:58 AM (Z8Yh2)

302
The three you expect plus Roberts, Barret, and Kavanaugh. Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch dissenting.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 26, 2024 10:57 AM (/y8xj)



*sigh*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)

303 If you want a detailed article on the Missouri SC decision, read Red States article that details some of Barrett s reasoning on the decision. Jim Hoft was a complaintant in the lawsuit so his natural reaction is to scream hyperbole headlines. Immunity is not part of the decision.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 26, 2024 10:58 AM (jyyfa)

304 The wig on the ground is SO cultural. I feel enriched.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 26, 2024 10:58 AM (Z8Yh2)

At first, I thought it was an octopus.

Posted by: BignJames at June 26, 2024 11:00 AM (AwYPR)

305
Purloin the feed of tomorrow evening's debate from those blessed by CNN on a random and band skipping app. Keep the censors jumping from place to place trying to stop it. Audio only, if necessary.

Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at June 26, 2024 11:00 AM (xG4kz)

306 Purloin the feed of tomorrow evening's debate from those blessed by CNN on a random and band skipping app. Keep the censors jumping from place to place trying to stop it. Audio only, if necessary.

Did Elon decide not to carry it? His statement yesterday seemed pretty unequivocal.

Regardless, as if we needed another reason, this should be the last time CNN has ANYTHING to do with presidential debates.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 11:03 AM (xCA6C)

307 Wow, 4 of the 6 stories on the popup at the bottom of the AOSHQ screen refresh involve beautiful Korean women and the stories North Korea doesn't want me to see. They must be really important.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 11:04 AM (xCA6C)

308 I read wedding at first. And the guy is a racist.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at June 26, 2024 11:05 AM (ytSiK)

309 I sure hope Joe Mannix is just busy at work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 11:06 AM (GBKbO)

310 I guess what bothers me most on the "no standing" is it should never be a SC response.

If the rules are so muddled that lower courts don't have clear guidelines, then it's not a rule.

And that's why these type of dodges harm the legitimacy of the Court.

But, the Supreme Court should be an embarrassing afterthought not a prime law maker--if we were a real republic.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 26, 2024 11:06 AM (6W7ES)

311 We're from the government and we're here to help.

Seattle delivery drivers saw sales drop 45% after the city tried to help them with a $4.99 fee. Now wait till you see what happened in New York.

https://shorturl.at/nC0cZ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 26, 2024 11:07 AM (L/fGl)

312 Wow, 4 of the 6 stories on the popup at the bottom of the AOSHQ screen refresh involve beautiful Korean women and the stories North Korea doesn't want me to see. They must be really important.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 11:04 AM (xCA6C)
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Pfeh. I get the guy about to be eaten by a shark.

Posted by: Sir Galahad at June 26, 2024 11:07 AM (3Fz6p)

313 I sure hope Joe Mannix is just busy at work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 11:06 AM (GBKbO)

Doesn't CBD do Wednesdays?

Posted by: BignJames at June 26, 2024 11:07 AM (AwYPR)

314 Off chaste sock.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 26, 2024 11:07 AM (3Fz6p)

315 This leaves me with a lump in my throat:

https://tinyurl.com/ye2arfue

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 26, 2024 11:07 AM (XvaUO)

316 313 I sure hope Joe Mannix is just busy at work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 11:06 AM (GBKbO)

Doesn't CBD do Wednesdays?
Posted by: BignJames at June 26, 2024 11:07 AM (AwYPR)

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The schedule I've noted is Buck Mon and Fri. CBD Tues/Thurs. Joe Mannix Wednesday.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 11:08 AM (GBKbO)

317 nood

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 26, 2024 11:08 AM (V78cl)

318 Trick or retreat for UNICEF!

https://tinyurl.com/4j2m9s55

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 26, 2024 11:10 AM (XvaUO)

319 Noooooooood

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at June 26, 2024 11:14 AM (elaR+)

320 First the Gun Thread, now the Art Thread.

All this whetting is making me sharp.

Posted by: scottst at June 26, 2024 11:19 AM (qcvs8)

321 109 What brings you here, cousin?
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 26, 2024 09:57 AM (ZdexC)

LOL canuck!

Posted by: m at June 26, 2024 11:34 AM (NHMTR)

322 The artist, perhaps inspired by faster films during his day and looking at snapshots of people in the middle of an activity, got down and painted it.

Perhaps it was an act of surrender, as many artists had made a living doing portraits in the previous decades were all but gone, destroyed by the photography studios.

(looks up from cell phone that takes better movies than a 1960s Technicolor camera with unlimited film rolls and a dedicated film developer)

Posted by: ZilWerks at June 26, 2024 12:43 PM (0MpOC)

323 A #1 Phaser on the Belt would do right against a Magatu

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 26, 2024 05:01 PM (wGqjj)

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