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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (6/22/24)

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The Saturday Night Joke

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Why is "Dr." Leslie Dobson single? Survey says, "She's a b!tch".

"You Can Judge Me All You Want" — Woman Refuses to Return Shopping Cart in Parking Lot
"I'm not leaving [my children] in the car to go return the cart," Dr. Leslie Dobson said.

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If you have ever wet a line........Some of this will seem familiar.


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Truth or fiction? Morons get to be the judge.

20 Yahoo! Answers Questions So Bizarre You’ll Lose Faith In Humanity

Sometimes you have a question that you just can’t seem to find an answer to. In these times, we usually turn to the internet as a source of knowledge and ask the online community to help us out.

Sometimes the questions asked are so stupid or strange that the only proper reaction is a nice, firm facepalm.

And here I thought I spent too much time on the webz.


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Your opinion may differ than mine. Meet Dylan McDonnell, home brewer with too much time and ambition on his hands.

A Homebrewer In Utah Just Used A Recipe From A 3,500-Year-Old Papyrus To Recreate Beer That Ancient Egyptians Drank

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Hip Boots Emporium

Born Today In Music June 22nd (Via thisdayinmusic.com)



1948 - Todd Rundgren
American multi-instrumentalist, singer, songwriter, and record producer Todd Rundgren. Member of Nazz and Utopia. Had the solo 1972 US No.16 & 1973 UK No.36 single 'I Saw The Light'. Rundgren engineered / produced many notable albums for other acts, including The Band's Stage Fright (1970), Badfinger's Straight Up (1971), Grand Funk Railroad's We're an American Band (1973), the New York Dolls's New York Dolls (1973), Hall & Oates's War Babies (1974), Bat Out Of Hell (1977).


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1947 - Howard Kaylan
Howard Kaylan, from the The Turtles who had the US 1967 No.1 single 'Happy Together' and the 1967 hit 'She'd Rather Be with Me'. He later worked with Frank Zappa, alongside his friend and partner Mark Volman who used the stage names of Flo & Eddie


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Why? Because I could. You're welcome.


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I have had some long layovers in my time. I still would rather enjoy my headphones and a book.

If the timing's right, your long layover at Frankfurt Airport (FRA) could be an opportunity to dance and party to electronic music. That's because, over at Terminal 2, rave pop-ups are happening.

Created by Christian and Caspar of the Frankfurt-based brand Club Solaire, the idea behind these airport raves is "freedom, good vibes, and good music," says Christian. Hosted on the outdoor terrace of Frankfurt Airport's Terminal 2, the event mimics a "darty," starting around 3 pm and ending anywhere from 10 pm to midnight.


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Saturday ONTs normally don't have a Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day. Well tonight is different.

A local fishing guide was dubbed a hero after a decision to act resulted in nearly 40 dogs being rescued from drowning.

State Farm may boast of being there when their customers are in need, but for agents Bob Gist of Arkansas and Brad Carlisle of Tennessee, their fishing guide Jordan Crestman deserved all the credit for being “like a good neighbor.”


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Shiver me timbers and all of that pirate lingo. Genius Award Winner.

Officials: Drunk man stole 82-foot yacht from Pittsburgh marina, floated it into river wall


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Unique Bidet Installation.

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. someone in the cafeteria who had a laptop.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:48 PM




Comments

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1 MisHum! The finest, kindest ONT on the net!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 22, 2024 09:50 PM (0eaVi)

2 What am I up two?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 22, 2024 09:51 PM (0eaVi)

3 Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 22, 2024 09:50 PM (0eaVi)

I appreciate your enthusiasm

Congrats on your 1st.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 22, 2024 09:51 PM (QXQ4l)

4 Meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 22, 2024 09:52 PM (w3u3d)

5 Pete Pete Pete

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 22, 2024 09:52 PM (0eaVi)

6 Rats!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 22, 2024 09:52 PM (hOUT3)

7 Final four. Got lucky

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 22, 2024 09:52 PM (w3u3d)

8 Early! Yay!

Posted by: GWB at June 22, 2024 09:53 PM (AWrpC)

9 I appreciate your enthusiasm

Congrats on your 1st.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 22, 2024 09:51 PM (QXQ4l)

Firstest first in all firstdom.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 22, 2024 09:53 PM (0eaVi)

10 I read the joke too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 22, 2024 09:53 PM (0eaVi)

11 9 I appreciate your enthusiasm

Congrats on your 1st.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 22, 2024 09:51 PM (QXQ4l)

Firstest first in all firstdom.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 22, 2024 09:53 PM (0eaVi)


You and vmom stabby stabby are duking it out for most enthusiastic commenter.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 22, 2024 09:54 PM (QXQ4l)

12 Yay, National HVAC Tech Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 22, 2024 09:57 PM (dZVON)

13 Yahoo! Answers Questions So Bizarre You’ll Lose Faith In Humanity

Question three isn't all that weird. You can lose your virginity if you fall. If you fall on a dick, that is. I've heard playas use that excuse when their gfs find out he's boinked another woman.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 22, 2024 09:59 PM (0eaVi)

14 The guy at 4:45 in the fishing video is how all our guns end up in the lake.

Posted by: GWB at June 22, 2024 09:59 PM (AWrpC)

15 If you care that much, Dr. Leslie, take the kids to the cart return with you.

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 22, 2024 10:00 PM (ftFVW)

16 "It's 7 o'clock on a Saturday, the usual crowd shuffles in.
There's an old man sitting next to me, making...."
Wait! Dammit, that's a mirror! Man that irks me.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 22, 2024 10:00 PM (vJiyU)

17 "Happy Together" is one of the creepiest songs....

Pay attention and it doesn't sound like a man in love, it sounds like a stalker.

Posted by: GWB at June 22, 2024 10:01 PM (AWrpC)

18 That bidet looks pretty efficient timewise, all your ablution needs easily satisfied in one pass, really useful when you are late for work!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 22, 2024 10:01 PM (hOUT3)

19 Sorry I'm late, traffic on the Bay Bridge was moving g about as fast as a fat guy swimming through honey.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 22, 2024 10:01 PM (Q379z)

20 Yay, National HVAC Tech Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Do I still have time to get a card?

Posted by: Some Rat at June 22, 2024 10:01 PM (vJiyU)

21 19 Sorry I'm late, traffic on the Bay Bridge was moving g about as fast as a fat guy swimming through honey.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 22, 2024 10:01 PM (Q379z)

With or without the current?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 22, 2024 10:02 PM (QXQ4l)

22 What a bunch of nonsense in the hidden video link. They said on August 17, 1980, it was a dark time when Ronald Reagan ruled that land. It was a dark time but Carter was President.

Liberals have always been insufferable and ignorant.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at June 22, 2024 10:03 PM (UWRAE)

23 You and vmom stabby stabby are duking it out for most enthusiastic commenter.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 22, 2024 09:54 PM (QXQ4l)

Rah rah rah!
MisHum, MisHum, he's our man! No one can do an ONT like he can!

Huuuuuray MisHum!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 22, 2024 10:03 PM (0eaVi)

24 Todd Rundgren is just irritating...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 22, 2024 10:03 PM (XMwZJ)

25 Nice joke, Misanthropic Humanitarian.

I can see Hrothgar's cunning plan to be first, like the plot of "Kind Hearts and Coronets."

OrangeEnt, the chase scene can be put in your next story, if you survive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2024 10:03 PM (u82oZ)

26 "Happy Together" is one of the creepiest songs."

It's no "Mud Shark".

Posted by: Bwana Dik at June 22, 2024 10:03 PM (vFG9F)

27 Good evening morons and thanks mh

I love Buffalo wings

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 22, 2024 10:04 PM (RIvkX)

28 The man sitting next to Sue is my hero.

I loathe the loud talkers in public.

I shall now look for the next opportunity to use his ending comment.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2024 10:04 PM (WXNFJ)

29 I can see Hrothgar's cunning plan to be first, like the plot of "Kind Hearts and Coronets."

OrangeEnt, the chase scene can be put in your next story, if you survive.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2024 10:03 PM (u82oZ)

I shall cut his brake lines.
(rubs hands together and cackles)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 22, 2024 10:05 PM (0eaVi)

30 I found a Reddit conversation from earlier this week focusing on the KC Chiefs and whether or not their name was offensive. One of the commenters said that he had once had dinner with the granddaughter of a former Chief of the Blackfoot Nation and that the topic of Indian mascots had come up and she had said the following:

"The people who are offended by these college mascot names are either 'City Indians' who never lived on the Res or forgot their experiences of life on the Res and white people who are patronizing the Tribes. Because this doesn't help the Res Indians in any way. It doesn't feed one hungry belly, it doesn't solve one case of addiction and it doesn't teach one kid how to read and write. It's all bullshit symbolism."

Posted by: Dr. T at June 22, 2024 10:05 PM (jGGMD)

31 My buddy rides the "quiet" car on Amtrak and he rage-texts me whenever anybody talks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 22, 2024 10:06 PM (RIvkX)

32 Happy Together" is one of the creepiest songs."

It's no "Mud Shark".
Posted by: Bwana Dik

Was written after Zappa had stayed at the Edgewater Inn in Seattle.
Thier hook (geez I crack me up) was "fish from your room" and the hotel provided fishing poles.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 22, 2024 10:06 PM (vJiyU)

33 During my college years, I played Rundgren's "A Wizard, A True Star" until I wore it out.

Bought another one.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2024 10:06 PM (WXNFJ)

34
Well, shoot. Had an astronomy thread earlier and I just missed the whole thing.

The stars just weren't aligned.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 22, 2024 10:07 PM (w6EFb)

35 The dog retrieval story was a very nice touch. Almost enough to restore my faith in humanity!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 22, 2024 10:07 PM (hOUT3)

36 Misanthropic Humanitarian, I hope you are healed or close to it. We need every CoB. (Thinking of J.J.).

Did you travel to meet him since he has resided in your state?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2024 10:07 PM (u82oZ)

37 (cont)

Reddit being Reddit, a bunch of other people promptly jumped in to explain why this Indian woman's statement was wrong and didn't matter.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 22, 2024 10:07 PM (jGGMD)

38 It's the Zappal Equinox!

Now days will begin to get shorter until we reach the dark season of Zappa Month, when we feast on burnt weenie sandwiches and Saint Alphonso's pancakes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 22, 2024 10:07 PM (0BdN4)

39 Why? Because I could. You're welcome.

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We're not worthy! We're not worthy!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 22, 2024 10:08 PM (RIvkX)

40 Asking for my grandsons: what kinds of places in metro suburbia might be OK for firing the potato gun?

And not get arrested.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 22, 2024 10:08 PM (ZtgZZ)

41 32 Happy Together" is one of the creepiest songs."

It's no "Mud Shark".
Posted by: Bwana Dik

Was written after Zappa had stayed at the Edgewater Inn in Seattle.
Thier hook (geez I crack me up) was "fish from your room" and the hotel provided fishing poles.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 22, 2024 10:06 PM (vJiyU)

Are you taking me there on my tour of Seattle?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 22, 2024 10:08 PM (QXQ4l)

42 21 19 Sorry I'm late, traffic on the Bay Bridge was moving g about as fast as a fat guy swimming through honey.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 22, 2024 10:01 PM (Q379z)

With or without the current?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 22, 2024 10:02 PM (QXQ4l)

Laden or unladen?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 22, 2024 10:09 PM (0BdN4)

43 Thanks for the great Saturday Night ONT, Mis Hum!

Great Saturday Night joke!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 22, 2024 10:10 PM (U3L4U)

44 All Hail Eris

Saint Alphonso's pancakes! Oh my. Sounds like you are going hard core.

Do you play any Thrash metal music in top of the table later?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2024 10:10 PM (u82oZ)

45 Are you taking me there on my tour of Seattle?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra

Certainly!
However, they discontinued this since there are......oh, 90% fewer salmon.

Posted by: Some Rat at June 22, 2024 10:11 PM (vJiyU)

46
It's not the people who don't return carts, it's the people who leave it square in the middle of a parking space.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2024 10:11 PM (MoZTd)

47 I think the man brewing the ancient beer made something closer to mead. And the “prickly juniper berries” are a hop replacement.

Sounds fun, and that’s what it’s all about.

Posted by: 13times at June 22, 2024 10:11 PM (xma02)

48 Asking for my grandsons: what kinds of places in metro suburbia might be OK for firing the potato gun?

And not get arrested.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 22, 2024 10:08 PM (ZtgZZ)

Well, what's the point, then?

Posted by: GWB at June 22, 2024 10:12 PM (AWrpC)

49 Good evening, y'all.

I didn't realize what time it was. I was lost in outer space after the astronomy thread.... or maybe I was just spaced.

Posted by: mindful webworker - ultra terrestrial at June 22, 2024 10:13 PM (vYVbx)

50 Hadrian the Seventh

I aver returning carts to their pen in the parking lot is living with grace.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2024 10:13 PM (u82oZ)

51 Laden or unladen?
Posted by: All Hail Eris


Well done Eris, well done I say!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 22, 2024 10:13 PM (hOUT3)

52 45 Are you taking me there on my tour of Seattle?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra

Certainly!
However, they discontinued this since there are......oh, 90% fewer salmon.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 22, 2024 10:11 PM (vJiyU)

I don't think FZ & The Mothers were catching fish.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 22, 2024 10:14 PM (QXQ4l)

53 Hi all
I love chicken wings. Satisfying comfort food. Super easy to make.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 22, 2024 10:14 PM (ucoMn)

54 Good evening horde. Thanks for the great content Mishum!

Good to see a Monty Python reference already (42).

Posted by: TRex at June 22, 2024 10:15 PM (IQ6Gq)

55 "Asking for my grandsons: what kinds of places in metro suburbia might be OK for firing the potato gun?"

The basement.

Posted by: fd at June 22, 2024 10:15 PM (vFG9F)

56 I don't think FZ & The Mothers were catching fish.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 22, 2024 10:14 PM (QXQ4l)

Weren't they fishing for snappers?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 22, 2024 10:15 PM (0eaVi)

57 53 Hi all
I love chicken wings. Satisfying comfort food. Super easy to make.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 22, 2024 10:14 PM (ucoMn)

CBD must not have paid you. No mention of the sous vide.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 22, 2024 10:15 PM (QXQ4l)

58 Well, shoot. Had an astronomy thread earlier and I just missed the whole thing.

The stars just weren't aligned.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 22, 2024 10:07 PM (w6EFb)
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See my comment referring to you on that thread.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 22, 2024 10:15 PM (RIvkX)

59 Mr Gaga

My peeps wanted to plan a small boat cruise to the Somalia coast. Getting the 50 cal mounts to work every time was the big issue with them.

Net idea: Urban Treks, with lots of CyberTrucks?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2024 10:15 PM (u82oZ)

60 Do you play any Thrash metal music in top of the table later?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2024 10:10 PM (u82oZ)
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It's very experimental xylophone and synth-heavy trombone volleyball, basically.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 22, 2024 10:15 PM (0BdN4)

61 Welllll I feel like I've been here before.

Good evening folks.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2024 10:16 PM (mP6Ur)

62
It's a bit depressing that while music is a very important part of not just my entertainment but also my education, there's no place for my atypical tastes on the various Music Threads. Just one more indication of my otherness, to which no one needs to conform.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2024 10:17 PM (MoZTd)

63 Sharon(willow's apprentice)

Ace is saying Hi to you again! Wahoo!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2024 10:17 PM (u82oZ)

64 61 Welllll I feel like I've been here before.

Good evening folks.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2024 10:16 PM (mP6Ur)


Norm!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 22, 2024 10:17 PM (QXQ4l)

65 The man sitting next to Sue is my hero.

I loathe the loud talkers in public.
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It's often as though they *want* everyone in the room to hear their half of the conversation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2024 10:17 PM (XeU6L)

66 (42)

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 22, 2024 10:17 PM (0BdN4)

67 I loathe the loud talkers in public.
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It's often as though they *want* everyone in the room to hear their half of the conversation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2024 10:17 PM (XeU6L)

Could be they're hard of hearing. Dad always talked loud because he worked around noisy projectors.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 22, 2024 10:18 PM (0eaVi)

68
I aver returning carts to their pen in the parking lot is living with grace.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

_________

I always do myself. "Try not to be a jerk" is a good policy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2024 10:18 PM (MoZTd)

69 >>A local fishing guide was dubbed a hero after a decision to act resulted in nearly 40 dogs being rescued from drowning.

Great story.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2024 10:18 PM (LkLld)

70 62
It's a bit depressing that while music is a very important part of not just my entertainment but also my education, there's no place for my atypical tastes on the various Music Threads. Just one more indication of my otherness, to which no one needs to conform.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2024 10:17 PM (MoZTd)

I've been using your top 200 list on Saturday morning. Do you think I could find the classical music like that on my own? I think not.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 22, 2024 10:19 PM (QXQ4l)

71 Years ago lived next to a lake and had a canoe. Went out one day to pass the time with fishing rod and must have caught 20 sunnies one after another. Or maybe it was the same one because no one would ever eat one they just get thrown back. Never had so much fun fishing as I did that day.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 22, 2024 10:19 PM (ucoMn)

72 Frank Zappa is a great producer, great arranger, and great guitarist.

We've met before, haven't we, Mis Hum? At your house, don't you remember?

As a matter of fact, I'm there NOW.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 22, 2024 10:20 PM (CHHv1)

73 Hadrian the Seventh

I would listen to your Classical Music Thread. You have excellent taste in classical music.

The comments in the Opera thread may be a tad sparse. Unless you sell it as a melodrama about a top-heavy middle-age woman pretending to be a 20 yo virgin, and how her chicken is cold.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2024 10:20 PM (u82oZ)

74 I have a problem with mini all-in-one bathroom. When you shower, how do yo keep the toilet paper from getting wet?

Posted by: Tuna at June 22, 2024 10:20 PM (oaGWv)

75 62
It's a bit depressing that while music is a very important part of not just my entertainment but also my education, there's no place for my atypical tastes on the various Music Threads. Just one more indication of my otherness, to which no one needs to conform.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2024 10:17 PM (MoZTd)
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Not everyone is mature enough to appreciate the smooth sexy stylings of Cock Van Der Palm!

https://tinyurl.com/35dtrmrv

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 22, 2024 10:21 PM (0BdN4)

76 I have always said that if I were to be Emperor, my first edict would be that leaving shopping carts in parking spaces would incur an automatic death penalty.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 22, 2024 10:23 PM (Ka3bZ)

77 I have a problem with mini all-in-one bathroom. When you shower, how do yo keep the toilet paper from getting wet?
Posted by: Tuna

Is that really an issue? All the adult women I am familiar with need a brand new roll at the start of each day anyway.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2024 10:24 PM (WXNFJ)

78 Try not to be a jerk" is a good policy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

We need more Dads in kid's lives to pound home the message.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2024 10:24 PM (u82oZ)

79 {{{salty}}}
I traveled to CT yesterday to attend a HS reunion today. It turned out to be loads of fun. Surprising how many people turned up and could actually recognize so,e of them without looking at their name tags.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 22, 2024 10:24 PM (ucoMn)

80 Evening all, thx MisHum. Saw Flo and Eddie back in the nineties. Not my cup of tea but ok. Flo was dx with Lewes Body Dementia last year

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 22, 2024 10:24 PM (GeMrz)

81 how do yo keep the toilet paper from getting wet?
Posted by: Tuna at June 22, 2024 10:20 PM (oaGWv)

Heck, how do they not get the towels wet?

Posted by: GWB at June 22, 2024 10:24 PM (AWrpC)

82 vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Ok, then.

What do you do after the second day, when we run out of caskets?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2024 10:25 PM (u82oZ)

83 Try not to be a jerk" is a good policy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

"Don't be a dick" covers eight of the Ten Commandments. (iirc)

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2024 10:26 PM (WXNFJ)

84 >> See my comment referring to you on that thread.

Heh. I did see that when scrolling through.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 22, 2024 10:26 PM (w6EFb)

85 Heck, how do they not get the towels wet?
Posted by: GWB


Come on man, you're gonna be getting them wet when you dry off anyhow...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 22, 2024 10:26 PM (hOUT3)

86 74 I have a problem with mini all-in-one bathroom. When you shower, how do yo keep the toilet paper from getting wet?

Posted by: Tuna at June 22, 2024 10:20 PM (oaGWv)


Toilet paper? Who needs toilet paper with a shower over the crapper?

Posted by: BillyD at June 22, 2024 10:26 PM (F6Xpw)

87 vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Ok, then.

What do you do after the second day, when we run out of caskets?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2024 10:25 PM (u82oZ)

Use shopping carts.

Posted by: GWB at June 22, 2024 10:26 PM (AWrpC)

88 It's a bit depressing that while music is a very important part of not just my entertainment but also my education, there's no place for my atypical tastes on the various Music Threads. Just one more indication of my otherness, to which no one needs to conform.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Just atypical for AoSHQ music threads. There are lots of classical music fans out there including myself.

Posted by: Tuna at June 22, 2024 10:26 PM (oaGWv)

89 {{{ Sharon(willow's apprentice)}}

I can see you there, with all the men suposedly trying to read your name tag.

Glad you had a good time and safe travels.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2024 10:26 PM (u82oZ)

90
Apparently objecting to people being loud is now racist and white supremacist.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 22, 2024 10:26 PM (w6EFb)

91 Dogfish Head brewery has done several of these ancient ales. Midas Touch is pretty good--it really does taste like a cross between beer, wine, and mead. Ingredients are listed as white Muscat grapes, saffron, and honey.

Posted by: Lirio100 at June 22, 2024 10:26 PM (I5U35)

92 Evening.

Re: the dumbest questions on the internet.

One kid asks what percentage of water is celery. Sounds like a reasonable question. I mean if celery is mostly water wouldn't it mean therefore that water is a little celery?

Posted by: Robert at June 22, 2024 10:28 PM (7TzHu)

93 They buried the lede.

'He has plans for a different kind of beer, however: one that will hopefully “hit 25 percent abv using only turbo-yeast then barrel aging it for a year.”'


25% abv is, um, nice, I guess.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 22, 2024 10:29 PM (pIfcn)

94 Mr Gaga,
Shouldn't that be Lord Gaga?

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 22, 2024 10:30 PM (0Htd1)

95 As for the shopping cart thing.

The fucking interwebz is obsessed with "shopping cart theory." It's the dhittiest troll to come out of 4Chan since the AOK = white supremacy troll.

Posted by: Robert at June 22, 2024 10:30 PM (7TzHu)

96 Asking for my grandsons: what kinds of places in metro suburbia might be OK for firing the potato gun?

And not get arrested.
Posted by: Mr Gaga

I'd recommend targeting the backsides of people marching in a Pride parade, from concealment. At least some of them would probably enjoy it.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 22, 2024 10:30 PM (VNX3d)

97 Have a great night, everyone.

May there be music to your taste, and a song in your heart.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2024 10:31 PM (u82oZ)

98
Sat in the garage, watching the rain roll in, solved all the world's problems with my visiting son, drinking beer.

Hope, as Barky used to spout.

Posted by: Auspex at June 22, 2024 10:33 PM (j4U/Z)

99 Re: the dumbest questions on the internet.

One kid asks what percentage of water is celery. Sounds like a reasonable question. I mean if celery is mostly water wouldn't it mean therefore that water is a little celery?
Posted by: Robert


Do not discount the dangers of microcelery in your drinking water!!!

Posted by: mikeski, requesting a grant to study microcelery's effects at June 22, 2024 10:33 PM (DgGvY)

100 17 "Happy Together" is one of the creepiest songs....

Pay attention and it doesn't sound like a man in love, it sounds like a stalker.
Posted by: GWB
---------------------

Creepy song by creepy people.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2024 10:34 PM (Iynsv)

101
What a bunch of nonsense in the hidden video link. They said on August 17, 1980, it was a dark time when Ronald Reagan ruled that land. It was a dark time but Carter was President.

Liberals have always been insufferable and ignorant.
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr


I'm a DEVO fan (have all their albums) but that scrolling intro was crap. A sign of the times, I guess.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2024 10:34 PM (63Dwl)

102 The fucking interwebz is obsessed with "shopping cart theory." It's the dhittiest troll to come out of 4Chan since the AOK = white supremacy troll.
Posted by: Robert at June 22, 2024 10:30 PM (7TzHu

I take it you don't return the cart.

Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2024 10:34 PM (SHMXB)

103 May there be music to your taste, and a song in your heart.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2024 10:31 PM (u82oZ)

Cavalera - Nightmares of Delirium (Sepultura cover)

https://youtu.be/LCMr7_OLHVk

Posted by: Robert at June 22, 2024 10:35 PM (cXSoU)

104 Hello grey box friends.

Thank you for the ONT MisHum.

Since JT has been missing, and so many of us are worried about him, could we have some sort of safe emergency contact list only known to a couple of folks so when stuff like this happens, we have something to help us know folks haven't just up and croaked. And then we never know. I care about too many of you idiots to not be able to wish you well if you were sick, offer help or send a card or pray for your soul if you die. This community is real. And it is very special.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2024 10:35 PM (51c89)

105 It's a bit depressing that while music is a very important part of not just my entertainment but also my education, there's no place for my atypical tastes on the various Music Threads. Just one more indication of my otherness, to which no one needs to conform.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
===
I have learned a lot about appreciating art I don't like on the art thread and would enjoy something similar on classical music.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 22, 2024 10:35 PM (RIvkX)

106 That toilet in the shower installer probably asked Yahoo if this would work: "Thank you for telling me the truth! Everyone else said it was dumb."

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 10:36 PM (w6EFb)

107 I loathe the loud talkers in public.
-------

It's often as though they *want* everyone in the room to hear their half of the conversation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


If you've ever known a narcissist, they talk extra loudly, and not just on the phone.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 22, 2024 10:36 PM (0Htd1)

108 ...It's a bit depressing that while music is a very important part of not just my entertainment but also my education, there's no place for my atypical tastes on the various Music Threads. Just one more indication of my otherness, to which no one needs to conform.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



Classical Music is some of the most demanding stuff any stereo system, anywhere, is ever tasked to play.

The Venn Diagram of ultra high end audiophiles and Classic Music Aficionados must be near to a complete overlap.

Not just for the Thundering Crescendos and Soaring Arias, either. The quiet passages utterly confound any lesser system, as it is there that some of the flaws become most obvious.

You're just not going to get a quality Classical Music experience on a Soundesign AM/FM/CD all in one bookshelf stereo.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 22, 2024 10:37 PM (e6UQI)

109 I take it you don't return the cart.
Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2024 10:34 PM (SHMXB)

I do but I'm going to stop just to stick it to the webz.

Posted by: Robert at June 22, 2024 10:37 PM (cXSoU)

110 105 It's a bit depressing that while music is a very important part of not just my entertainment but also my education, there's no place for my atypical tastes on the various Music Threads. Just one more indication of my otherness, to which no one needs to conform.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
===
I have learned a lot about appreciating art I don't like on the art thread and would enjoy something similar on classical music.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
-------------------------

Ha! I'll second that.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2024 10:39 PM (Iynsv)

111 Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2024 10:35 PM (51c89)

I'm sure JT is fine.

Probably just trapped in the belly of a whale.

The J in JT stands for Jonah.

Maybe.

Posted by: Robert at June 22, 2024 10:39 PM (cXSoU)

112 Did anyone ever get in contact with JT?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 22, 2024 10:40 PM (0BdN4)

113 >>It's a bit depressing that while music is a very important part of not just my entertainment but also my education, there's no place for my atypical tastes on the various Music Threads. Just one more indication of my otherness, to which no one needs to conform.


That's silly. Who cares? Music is personal and you like what you like and you do have good taste in music.

Nothing wrong with being different. Good, actually.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2024 10:40 PM (LkLld)

114 Dogfish Head brewery has done several of these ancient ales. Midas Touch is pretty good--it really does taste like a cross between beer, wine, and mead. Ingredients are listed as white Muscat grapes, saffron, and honey.
Posted by: Lirio100

I love their Sea Quench sour ale.

Posted by: Tuna at June 22, 2024 10:40 PM (oaGWv)

115 I think JT emailed me but it was a while ago. I'm not sure I could find it in my contacts. Has that been tried?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 22, 2024 10:41 PM (ucoMn)

116 It was a live recording, big band, 33 1/3, played over the best sound system I ever heard; In the ensemble parts you could hear them breathe.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2024 10:43 PM (Iynsv)

117
...It's a bit depressing that while music is a very important part of not just my entertainment but also my education, there's no place for my atypical tastes on the various Music Threads. Just one more indication of my otherness, to which no one needs to conform.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


I'm listening to Radio Swiss Classic right now.
https://www.radioswissclassic.ch/en
Have a mini-pc feeding a DAC via USB to my audio system. Listen to them and a local classical FM station almost exclusively.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2024 10:43 PM (63Dwl)

118 17 "Happy Together" is one of the creepiest songs....

Pay attention and it doesn't sound like a man in love, it sounds like a stalker.
Posted by: GWB


Every Breath You Take, by the Police.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 22, 2024 10:43 PM (0Htd1)

119 Nurse, I thought we had a loose collection of contact info of best buds or spouses of posters 5-6 years ago. I don't know that anyone kept it up though.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2024 10:44 PM (WXNFJ)

120 118 17 "Happy Together" is one of the creepiest songs....

Pay attention and it doesn't sound like a man in love, it sounds like a stalker.
Posted by: GWB

Every Breath You Take, by the Police.
Posted by: nerdygirl


Fortress around your heart

Sting

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2024 10:44 PM (A4itf)

121 Unbelievably I just found JT's email. They are from 2022 but I can reach out to him if no one's tried this.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 22, 2024 10:47 PM (ucoMn)

122 Not everyone is mature enough to appreciate the smooth sexy stylings of Cock Van Der Palm!
https://tinyurl.com/35dtrmrv
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 22, 2024 10:21 PM (0BdN4)


well, there is nothing like a good Tango, which fortuitously . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at June 22, 2024 10:47 PM (D7oie)

123 have always said that if I were to be Emperor, my first edict would be that leaving shopping carts in parking spaces would incur an automatic death penalty.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

If you add hanging, drawing, and quartering for anyone who does that in a handicapped parking space, you will automatically be making the world a better place.

Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 22, 2024 10:47 PM (ENHQb)

124 500 Miles is totally about a stalker.

https://youtu.be/tbNlMtqrYS0

Posted by: Robert at June 22, 2024 10:48 PM (cXSoU)

125 Have a mini-pc feeding a DAC via USB to my audio system. Listen to them and a local classical FM station almost exclusively.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

I listen to the local classical station but they went digital only so I listen through Alexa and the HD radio in the car.

Posted by: Tuna at June 22, 2024 10:49 PM (oaGWv)

126 Earlier today, Ben Had reported Positive Contact with JT, and asked that y'all be patient and allow time and space for more information to develop, and then be shared.

Just FYI, but an important FYI, I think.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 22, 2024 10:49 PM (e6UQI)

127 Unbelievably I just found JT's email. They are from 2022 but I can reach out to him if no one's tried this.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 22, 2024 10:47 PM (ucoMn)

Go for it.

Doesn't even have to be long. Just write, "'Sup, dawg?"

Posted by: Robert at June 22, 2024 10:49 PM (cXSoU)

128 >>> Your opinion may differ than mine. Meet Dylan McDonnell, home brewer with too much time and ambition on his hands.

If I were into homebrew I would try it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 22, 2024 10:51 PM (cOq4q)

129 The fucking interwebz is obsessed with "shopping cart theory." It's the dhittiest troll to come out of 4Chan since the AOK = white supremacy troll.
Posted by: Robert at June 22, 2024 10:30 PM (7TzHu

I take it you don't return the cart.
Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2024 10:34 PM (SHMXB)


I saw the 4Chan meme of the "shopping trolley dilemma" where the options were to run your trolleys over one person or a bunch of people. That one was a "brain reset" moment for me.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 22, 2024 10:53 PM (D7oie)

130 I'm listening to Radio Swiss Classic right now.
https://www.radioswissclassic.ch/en
Have a mini-pc feeding a DAC via USB to my audio system. Listen to them and a local classical FM station almost exclusively.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot,
-------------------

Got it.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2024 10:53 PM (Iynsv)

131 One Way Or Another by Blondie is a stalker song. Except who wouldn't want to be stalked by Debbie Harry?

Posted by: Bring It On! at June 22, 2024 10:53 PM (V5BDR)

132 I think the man brewing the ancient beer made something closer to mead. And the “prickly juniper berries” are a hop replacement.

Sounds fun, and that’s what it’s all about.
Posted by: 13times

I want to say that a decade or so ago, some enterprising archaeologists were able to re-produce the beer that was consumed in ancient Sumeria. Beer, by the way, that was also a unit of currency in some of the Sumerian city-states.

Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 22, 2024 10:53 PM (ENHQb)

133 Anyone familiar with San Miguel, CA? One of my nephews has scheduled his wedding there and I'd like to know where to avoid staying.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 22, 2024 10:54 PM (dZVON)

134 Sharon, I looked through my contacts to see if I had an email from JT, but no luck.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 10:54 PM (w6EFb)

135 Yahoo! Answers Questions So Bizarre You’ll Lose Faith In Humanity



Qdpsteve and Quora did better, probably

Posted by: Miklos does recall, if vaguely at June 22, 2024 10:54 PM (4fkHT)

136 Beer, by the way, that was also a unit of currency in some of the Sumerian city-states.

Wow, you could literally piss away your earnings for the week.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 22, 2024 10:54 PM (dZVON)

137 Sharon, I looked through my contacts to see if I had an email from JT, but no luck.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

I had no idea you wear contacts.

Posted by: Miklos squinces at June 22, 2024 10:55 PM (4fkHT)

138 Radio Swiss Classic is quite good, but sometimes (as an
automated service) they repeat themselves. A good site
with _two_ feeds of classical music, is:

https://www.veniceclassicradio.eu/en/

from Italy, some more variety.

Posted by: gdgm+ at June 22, 2024 10:57 PM (w0+ZH)

139
Beer, by the way, that was also a unit of currency in some of the Sumerian city-states.

BeerCoin

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2024 10:57 PM (63Dwl)

140 Earlier today, Ben Had reported Positive Contact with JT, and asked that y'all be patient and allow time and space for more information to develop, and then be shared.

Just FYI, but an important FYI, I think.


Jim

Now see.

We can have nice things (maybe)

Posted by: Miklos chooses Optimistic at June 22, 2024 10:57 PM (4fkHT)

141 I had no idea you wear contacts.
Posted by: Miklos squinces
-------------

or that they had a complete data base

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2024 10:58 PM (Iynsv)

142 I'll wait til morning and reach out to Ben Had before I send something but I don't think telling him he's in our thoughts could hurt.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 22, 2024 10:59 PM (ucoMn)

143 Bertram Cabot, those people don't speak English.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2024 11:00 PM (Iynsv)

144 500 Miles is totally about a stalker.

https://youtu.be/tbNlMtqrYS0
Posted by: Robert

Mille Bornes is about Coups being Fourred.

Posted by: Le Mikleuse mes chers amis de Samedi at June 22, 2024 11:00 PM (4fkHT)

145 I sort the carts in the corrals. That becomes my Good Deed for the day.

I recall my stepson (who had parking lot cart duty at Walmart) talking about how he approached a woman in the parking lot who left her cart and was getting back into the car, and he asked her why she didn't return it to the corral.

Did not go over well. It would never occur to me to confront a customer over that.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 11:01 PM (w6EFb)

146 They're playing the Swiss version of Beautiful Dreamer.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2024 11:01 PM (Iynsv)

147 I've actually been in that bathroom in the last picture.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 22, 2024 11:02 PM (PZo5T)

148 I had no idea you wear contacts.

Posted by: Miklos squinces at June 22, 2024 10:55 PM (4fkHT)

Funny thing - I cannot wear contacts, tried both hard and soft back in the 70s-80s. My eyes just don't like them.

Weirdly, my eyesight has improved and I only need reading glasses now.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 11:03 PM (w6EFb)

149 Sometimes I return the cart, sometimes I don't. Some stores have lots of return areas scattered around. Others have only a few next to the store and you have to walk the cart all the way back. If it's 105 degrees out, and I've got ice cream in the car, you're out of luck.

I can understand a mom not wanting to leave her kids in the car to walk a cart half a block away. I wouldn't make a bloody video about it, though.

Posted by: MartynW at June 22, 2024 11:03 PM (sHP7b)

150 I've actually been in that bathroom in the last picture.
Posted by: lin-duh

I clearly have not as the toilet seat is down.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2024 11:03 PM (WXNFJ)

151 Whether it's a 4Chan thing or not some mundane/innocuous things can indicate a person's narcissism scale.

I think the shopping cart return can be one. Littering another. Also another grocery store related one is returning an unwanted product from where you originally got it from .

Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2024 11:04 PM (SHMXB)

152
A good site
with _two_ feeds of classical music, is:

https://www.veniceclassicradio.eu/en/

from Italy, some more variety.
Posted by: gdgm+


Thanks! Added to my bookmarked music sites.
I've noticed some repeats on Swiss Classic, too.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2024 11:04 PM (63Dwl)

153 Did not go over well. It would never occur to me to confront a customer over that.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

We get Walmart and Food Lion carts in the parking lot every week.

No confrontations, because not the Waffle House Family Ethos.

Posted by: Miklos, Waffle House Parking Valet at June 22, 2024 11:05 PM (4fkHT)

154 Whether it's a 4Chan thing or not some mundane/innocuous things can indicate a person's narcissism scale.

I think the shopping cart return can be one. Littering another. Also another grocery store related one is returning an unwanted product from where you originally got it from .

Posted by: polynikes


Clothing shopping.

Pick up a shirt, unfold it to look at it. Don't like it, start re-folding it.

Another customer walks up and asks me where to find something.

"No idea."

"Oh, you were folding that. I assumed you worked here."

Posted by: mikeski, thanks momski for his occasional good manners at June 22, 2024 11:06 PM (DgGvY)

155 Weirdly, my eyesight has improved and I only need reading glasses now.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Protective gear is recommended.

Posted by: County Agent Hank Kimball at June 22, 2024 11:06 PM (4fkHT)

156 Great joke.
Reminds me of a time I was talking to Mrs D and my sergeant came up and shouted "Sir, there's a woman out front. Says she's your wife!"
Fortunately my wife knew my sergeant and she started laughing. So did my sergeant.
I was not amused.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2024 11:07 PM (W/lyH)

157
Good night, Hordians. Needs must get up at 4:20 to take care of the dogs and go to my seditious white supremacist meeting, which is 45 miles away.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2024 11:07 PM (MoZTd)

158 Posted by: mikeski, thanks momski for his occasional good manners at June 22, 2024 11:06 PM (DgGvY)

Hah I also try to fold it back the best I can.

Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2024 11:08 PM (SHMXB)

159 My brother has a scorching case of poison ivy. That happened to me in 2012 - first time I ever got poison ivy. New areas and rapid spread as the days went by. I didn't understand about urushiol oil.

I like the idea that it's like axle grease, only invisible. I warned him to sanitize everything. I suspect bedding or clothing that is the source of re-exposure.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 11:08 PM (w6EFb)

160 Good night all.
Sweet Dreams.

Posted by: Sharon(willows apprentice ) at June 22, 2024 11:09 PM (ucoMn)

161 I'm not Roman Catholic but oh my...

https://tinyurl.com/26sz7c89

The Dicastery for the Doctrine of the Faith has informed me, with a simple email, of the initiation of an extrajudicial penal trial against me, with the accusation of having committed the crime of schism and charging me of having denied the legitimacy of “Pope Francis” of having broken communion “with Him” and of having rejected the Second Vatican Council.

Worth the read. Hope it inspires others to stand up. I think schism is an RC mortal sin, this guy is gambling his soul.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 22, 2024 11:12 PM (iruKY)

162 'Night, Sharon.

I may go to bed early tonight.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 11:12 PM (w6EFb)

163 My brother has a scorching case of poison ivy. That happened to me in 2012 - first time I ever got poison ivy. New areas and rapid spread as the days went by. I didn't understand about urushiol oil.

I like the idea that it's like axle grease, only invisible. I warned him to sanitize everything. I suspect bedding or clothing that is the source of re-exposure.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

So

Am I still invited?

Posted by: Miklos little fear, and even less common sense at June 22, 2024 11:12 PM (4fkHT)

164 My stepson asked me about Ennis Cosby. What a sad story. Oy vey.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2024 11:12 PM (0FoWg)

165 Cell phone texting while driving is another sign of that person not giving a crap about anyone else.

I hate having to blow my horn at a light because the texting driver hasn't noticed the light turned green.

Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2024 11:12 PM (SHMXB)

166 Miley, have him smear himself with the goo out of benedryl gel-caps, and then take one and sleep for a couple of hours.

then wash his outdoors clothes in hot water, and the sheets as well.

Tell him in the future to carry a box of baby-wipes to wipe himself down with every 15 minutes or so, and it helps if you put a quarter cup of alcohol in the box as well. It breaks up the oils

we have poison oak, and it is miserable if you are sensitive to it. One summer I kept getting poison oak on my ankles and it was odd because I always wore high boots in the brush. I finally figured out it was me wearing my work pants when I got out of bed to scuff around the house in the morning.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 22, 2024 11:13 PM (D7oie)

167 I've read anecdotes of someone keeping a sweater stored for 10 years, then getting a new case of poison ivy from wearing it again. Urushiol is vile.

Posted by: Prednisone Pete at June 22, 2024 11:13 PM (V5BDR)

168 I didn't understand about urushiol oil.
------------------------

Whoops. I thought you were recommending an ointment.
Caladryl works for me.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2024 11:14 PM (Iynsv)

169 The Vatican is all bullshit. I wouldn't worry about my immortal soul. Is Archbishop Vigano going to Hell because Frankie excommunicates him?

No way.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 11:14 PM (w6EFb)

170
I think schism is an RC mortal sin, this guy is gambling his soul.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure


Atta boy, Luther!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2024 11:14 PM (63Dwl)

171 I assumed you worked here."
Posted by: mikeski

I have heard that so many times, I have even thought about getting a job.

Maybe

Posted by: Miklos, now highly compensated ONT Influencer at June 22, 2024 11:15 PM (4fkHT)

172 Clorox will take the itch out.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2024 11:15 PM (Iynsv)

173 My brother has a scorching case of poison ivy. That happened to me in 2012 - first time I ever got poison ivy. New areas and rapid spread as the days went by. I didn't understand about urushiol oil.

I like the idea that it's like axle grease, only invisible. I warned him to sanitize everything. I suspect bedding or clothing that is the source of re-exposure.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 11:08 PM (w6EFb)
====
This might be a systemic infection and would benefit from steroid topical or other oral medication.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 22, 2024 11:15 PM (RIvkX)

174 I think the shopping cart return can be one.

I must be defective or something, I usually park out deep in the parking lot and collect stray carts along my path, depositing them (sometime just one, frequently several) at the entrance.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 22, 2024 11:15 PM (iruKY)

175 Topical Benadryl is not effective for poison ivy. It's a different kind of itch/allergy.

Posted by: Prednisone Petey at June 22, 2024 11:16 PM (V5BDR)

176 166 I'll share that advice, Kindltot. He's getting desperate.

But we're talking about a lot of square inches at this point. His stomach is now red and it's one inch from his groin.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 11:17 PM (w6EFb)

177 Atta boy, Luther!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

*shrugs shoulders*

*can do no other*

Posted by: Martin Miklos-Luther King at June 22, 2024 11:17 PM (4fkHT)

178 Yeah Prednisone will work, but has side effects.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 22, 2024 11:18 PM (RIvkX)

179 Mass dog rescue: Saw the pix of the boatload of dogs, but didn't see any video posted of the rescue. I'd like to think that's because they had all their hands too full with the rescue for anyone to stand there recording it. For once.

I'm a-gonna hit the hay now. Got lots to do tomorrow. Like, get up, get dressed, walk the dog, eat some food, drink some coffee, kiss the wife, praise the Lord, read some Book Thread. Lots to do!

I met Paul Simon once, during the Graceland tour. Always regretted that I didn't praise him for working "gabardine" into a song lyric.
https://youtu.be/ZlKbSzq3XuM

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - ultra terrestrial at June 22, 2024 11:18 PM (vYVbx)

180 I like the idea that it's like axle grease, only invisible. I warned him to sanitize everything. I suspect bedding or clothing that is the source of re-exposure.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Picked up a miserable case of poison ivy from one of our dogs years back. Couldn't figure out how I got it and told the doctor so. He asked "Do you have a dog?". Light bulb in my head lit up. We lived in a 4 apt unit with a small garden and yard in back at that time. Went home looked around the garden and sure enough there was the poison ivy. Doggies received thorough baths that event along with their bedding and toys.

.

Posted by: Tuna at June 22, 2024 11:20 PM (oaGWv)

181 I think schism is an RC mortal sin, this guy is gambling his soul.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure



Then all Protestants are hell bound. /s

Miley had the correct assessment.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 22, 2024 11:20 PM (gllTv)

182 "I'm not returning my shopping cart, and you can judge me all you want."

I will, whore.

Posted by: Judgy McJudgerface at June 22, 2024 11:20 PM (dHfdx)

183 Seeing widespread shopping cart abandonment was the greatest shock when moving from WI to AZ. In Cheeseland, strangers would tell you off if you were that lazy. And the triple digits are no excuse! Get off my gravel!

Posted by: Final Arbiter of Reality at June 22, 2024 11:21 PM (l1UWN)

184 This might be a systemic infection and would benefit from steroid topical or other oral medication.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Prednisone is the only thing that comes close to helping me out when PI hits. Of course, it also makes me as mean as a snake so I try to avoid it.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2024 11:22 PM (WXNFJ)

185 Then all Protestants are hell bound. /s

Miley had the correct assessment.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 22, 2024 11:20 PM (gllTv)

ESPECIALLY the Baptists, LOL!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 11:22 PM (w6EFb)

186 Prednisone is the only thing that comes close to helping me out when PI hits. Of course, it also makes me as mean as a snake so I try to avoid it.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2024 11:22 PM (WXNFJ)
===
The one time I came close to a bar fight I was on prednisone.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 22, 2024 11:23 PM (RIvkX)

187 This might be a systemic infection and would benefit from steroid topical or other oral medication.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Yeah. I was on steroids and something else(can't recall what as it's been so long ago)when I caught it. I was pretty miserable.

Posted by: Tuna at June 22, 2024 11:23 PM (oaGWv)

188 Urishiol will wash off, although strong solvents work better. Naptha is something many campers might have. There is a window though, where it binds with the skin in such a way it won’t wash off. Maybe 1 or 2 hours, I don’t know for sure.

I stay away from it, is my technique. Beware it grows where you might not think - high desert areas for example. Plant ID comes in handy at times.

I was reading in depth about Ivermectin today, learned before anthelmintic drugs were introduced, Goosefoot (which grows worldwide) was used to kill intestinal parasites. There wasn’t much else available .

Posted by: Common Tater at June 22, 2024 11:24 PM (HNLv4)

189 >>I must be defective or something, I usually park out deep in the parking lot and collect stray carts along my path, depositing them (sometime just one, frequently several) at the entrance.


You don't return shopping carts or fold shirts for someone else. You do it for yourself.

Karma is a good thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2024 11:24 PM (LkLld)

190 Was Trump pitch perfect in Philly 2nite, or what?

Whoever schedules his events has a spot'o'talent, & is a yuuge upgrade from 2020.

The man was BORN for retail politics!

When he first broached "no taxes on tips!"? I thought, Oh God... small ball, just like Wm. J. Clinton calling for school uniforms.

Now, I think "no tax on tips!" was a stroke of genius. What a great way to dramatize his concern (and his PLANS!) to help people in low wage service jobs.

Posted by: mnw at June 22, 2024 11:24 PM (NLIak)

191 Am I still invited?

Posted by: Miklos little fear, and even less common sense at June 22, 2024 11:12 PM (4fkHT)

Of course you are! I was thinking, when the okra starts coming in.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 11:26 PM (w6EFb)

192 Use Windex on your poison ivy!

Posted by: Gus Portokalos at June 22, 2024 11:26 PM (l1UWN)

193 ...Worth the read. Hope it inspires others to stand up. I think schism is an RC mortal sin, this guy is gambling his soul. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 22, 2024 11:12 PM (iruKY)


Not Catholic, so I don't have a dog in this fight.

But I just read the Archbishop's letter, and I don't think that he is the one "gambling his soul".

And like Luther, his letter needs to be nailed onto the Church Doors... this time, at St. Peters.

JPII would bitch slap Frankie so damn fast, and so damn hard. Might even flip over the moneychangers' tables, too.

And, I'll correct myself on the dog in the fight thing, just a bit. A solid Catholic Church, with some measure of integrity, proved to be one great Ally in the Cold War.

They were good for the world then, and need to be good for the world, now. But, are failing, in those respects.

Go read that letter, y'all. That Archbiship would make a good Moron, I think.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 22, 2024 11:26 PM (e6UQI)

194 Prednisone, yes. But he still has to deal with the re-exposure.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 11:27 PM (w6EFb)

195 Then all Protestants are hell bound. /s


(I get the /s )

It isn't so much if schism is a mortal sin or not, to Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò, it is.

Some things are worth risking dying for. He found his hill.

Most of us don't even know what if any hill exists for our individual selves.

Humbling.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 22, 2024 11:27 PM (iruKY)

196 I have not had bad poison ivy in decades.

However, I have been informed that thick Greek yogurt slathered on the affected areas helps within 3-4 hours.

Use the yoghurt with the enzymes a-plenty, because that is what does the work.

Posted by: So Miklos has been told at June 22, 2024 11:27 PM (4fkHT)

197 190 Was Trump pitch perfect in Philly 2nite, or what?
...
The man was BORN for retail politics!
... ...
Posted by: mnw
--------------------

That was his second one of the day.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2024 11:28 PM (Iynsv)

198 I was reading in depth about Ivermectin today, learned before anthelmintic drugs were introduced, Goosefoot (which grows worldwide) was used to kill intestinal parasites. There wasn’t much else available .
Posted by: Common Tater

Does eating raw garlic also have anti-parasite properties? I though it had uses other than as an Italian aphrodisiac.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2024 11:29 PM (WXNFJ)

199 "All Protestants are hell bound!"

"Rome, the Great Whore of Babylon!"

Ah! Greatest hits of 1618!

Posted by: mnw at June 22, 2024 11:30 PM (NLIak)

200 Of course you are! I was thinking, when the okra starts coming in.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

And when Ben Had's birds arrive at your personal Capistrano.

Posted by: Miklos has Limits, and generally exceeds them at June 22, 2024 11:30 PM (4fkHT)

201 Does eating raw garlic also have anti-parasite properties? I though it had uses other than as an Italian aphrodisiac.
Posted by: Tonypete

For some girls, garlic is an anti-phrodesiac.

So what

Italian girls kiss better anyway.

Posted by: Miklos has learned Things of Practical Use at June 22, 2024 11:32 PM (4fkHT)

202 She said she'll ship when I tell her the okra is in.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 11:32 PM (w6EFb)

203 Thanks for all of the PI suggestions. I've forwarded the info.

I have to say, slathering yourself in cool yogurt sounds refreshing.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 11:34 PM (w6EFb)

204 And like Luther, his letter needs to be nailed onto the Church Doors... this time, at St. Peters.
Posted by: Jim

Martin Luther had 95 problems, and a bishop wasn't one.

Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 22, 2024 11:35 PM (ENHQb)

205 Of course you are! I was thinking, when the okra starts coming in.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 11:26 PM (w6EFb)


Okra!!??
*begins prepping agent orange*

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2024 11:35 PM (W/lyH)

206 I have to say, slathering yourself in cool yogurt sounds refreshing.
Posted by: Miley

And the opening scene of a very interesting film.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2024 11:35 PM (WXNFJ)

207 She said she'll ship when I tell her the okra is in.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

I love it when a Plan comes together.

*smiles, chomps on cigar*

Posted by: Col. Hannibal Miklos-Smith with the A Team at June 22, 2024 11:36 PM (4fkHT)

208 195 Then all Protestants are hell bound. /s


(I get the /s )

It isn't so much if schism is a mortal sin or not, to Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò, it is.

Some things are worth risking dying for. He found his hill.

Most of us don't even know what if any hill exists for our individual selves.

Humbling.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure



The only schism is Sin. Everyone is under the penalty of Sin. Only through the Grace of God can we be delivered from Sin.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 22, 2024 11:36 PM (gllTv)

209 Bolts and flanges are the seals of hell.
_Elon Musk

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2024 11:37 PM (Iynsv)

210 Of course you are! I was thinking, when the okra starts coming in.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 11:26 PM (w6EFb)


Okra!!??
*begins prepping agent orange*
Posted by: Diogenes

We lived in a suburb of Columbia, SC that had an Okra Festival at the end of every summer with a parade they called the Okra Strut.

Posted by: Tuna at June 22, 2024 11:38 PM (oaGWv)

211 I have to say, slathering yourself in cool yogurt sounds refreshing.
Posted by: Miley

And the opening scene of a very interesting film.
Posted by: Tonypete

*orders inflatable pool and 400 gallons of yoghurt*

Posted by: Miklos the Auteur at June 22, 2024 11:38 PM (4fkHT)

212 It's amazing what people (Catholic authorities) used to burn other people at the stake for. Or hang them (Protestant authorities).

Sir Francis Drake is likely imagined today as some sort of real life Johnny Depp-style pirate of the Caribbean. In fact, he was a profoundly religious man whose favorite reading on long sea voyages was "Fox's Protestant Martyrs." He heavily annotated such books.

Posted by: mnw at June 22, 2024 11:39 PM (NLIak)

213 We lived in a suburb of Columbia, SC that had an Okra Festival at the end of every summer with a parade they called the Okra Strut.
Posted by: Tuna at June 22, 2024 11:38 PM (oaGWv)


OMG!!!
Okra Pride!
I think I'm got paint a big okra on the street and do burnouts on it with my car.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2024 11:41 PM (W/lyH)

214 That combination "rest room" looks pretty typical of campers and motor homes, although theirs might be more compact -- and all cast in one piece, which then develops just one crack.

For as many people who say that having your own bathroom is the best reason for having an RV, there are just as many who say the bathrooms (and the attendant chores) are the best reason for not having one.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 22, 2024 11:41 PM (zdLoL)

215 We lived in a suburb of Columbia, SC that had an Okra Festival at the end of every summer with a parade they called the Okra Strut.
Posted by: Tuna

Irmo

Nice place, except for all the Irmese (just kiddin')

Also the Chitlin' Strut, oh Lawd how that smelled

Posted by: Miklos is closer to the Lake and River at June 22, 2024 11:41 PM (4fkHT)

216 I have to say, slathering yourself in cool yogurt sounds refreshing.
And the opening scene of a very interesting film.


Weren't the Herb Alpert albums in the last thread?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 22, 2024 11:43 PM (zdLoL)

217 a parade they called the Okra Strut.

Posted by: Tuna at June 22, 2024 11:38 PM (oaGWv)

Do they get an Okra Queen?

Or maybe they would like an Okra Duchess.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 11:44 PM (w6EFb)

218 Irmo

Nice place, except for all the Irmese (just kiddin')

Also the Chitlin' Strut, oh Lawd how that smelled
Posted by: Miklos is closer to the Lake and River

Yep Irmo. Son is proud graduate of Irmo H.S. He was in the marching band and the Okra Strut was their first appearance every year.

Posted by: Tuna at June 22, 2024 11:45 PM (oaGWv)

219 OMG!!!
Okra Pride!
I think I'm got paint a big okra on the street and do burnouts on it with my car.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2024 11:41 PM (W/lyH)

You're a funny s.o.b. and you've been excommunicated from The Church of Okra.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 11:45 PM (w6EFb)

220 July is Okra Pride Month.

Ladyfingers. That's another name for okra.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 11:46 PM (w6EFb)

221 Sir Francis Drake is likely imagined today as some sort of real life Johnny Depp-style pirate of the Caribbean. In fact, he was a profoundly religious man whose favorite reading on long sea voyages was "Fox's Protestant Martyrs." He heavily annotated such books.
Posted by: mnw

Imagine growing up constantly hearing "John, why can't you make something of yourself, like cousin Francis?"

And you finally reach your breaking point and scream "I can't singe the beard of the King of Spain! The current one is clean-shaven!"

Frigging buccaneers -man didn't even have a letter of Marque.

Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 22, 2024 11:46 PM (ENHQb)

222 If you care that much, Dr. Leslie, take the kids to the cart return with you.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 22, 2024 10:00 PM (ftFVW)

Or park further out in the lot, so she can park right next to a cart return corral.

She's just a self-centered, lazy twat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 22, 2024 11:46 PM (433OD)

223 Frigging buccaneers -man didn't even have a letter of Marque.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 22, 2024 11:46 PM (ENHQb)

Marque never wrote letters, just a gospel book.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 22, 2024 11:48 PM (0eaVi)

224 I have no qualms with shopping cart lady’s reasons.

Posted by: breaking bogey at June 22, 2024 11:49 PM (69oK7)

225 Or maybe they would like an Okra Duchess.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

I will help decorate the Truck-Float.

Posted by: Miklos said "help", not "do" at June 22, 2024 11:49 PM (4fkHT)

226 I reeeeally want to get to sleep early tonight, so I can get up early for some garden work.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 11:49 PM (w6EFb)

227 Some of those cart return kids can line up an amazing number of carts for return to the store. Must be a matter of pride with them.

Posted by: Tuna at June 22, 2024 11:49 PM (oaGWv)

228 Squadie Rep. Jamaal "5 Alarm" Bowman (D-Bronx... but not for long) went on an obscene rant in public today (F bombs away!) against AIPAC, i.e., the Joos.

Posted by: mnw at June 22, 2024 11:50 PM (NLIak)

229 I will help decorate the Truck-Float.

Posted by: Miklos said "help", not "do" at June 22, 2024 11:49 PM (4fkHT)

My cranky old man would probably let us use the F-150.

The trailer was stolen. Probably the concrete guys - they had to redo the front porch twice because they're fuckups. Presumably thieves as well. Costs near to 2K for an 18-footer.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 11:52 PM (w6EFb)

230 Marque never wrote letters, just a gospel book.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

You're right - Saul of Tarsus wrote a few, but they were appauling.

Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 22, 2024 11:52 PM (ENHQb)

231 220 July is Okra Pride Month.

Ladyfingers. That's another name for okra.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 11:46 PM (w6E

Or garbage disposal test material

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 22, 2024 11:52 PM (QXQ4l)

232 a parade they called the Okra Strut.

Posted by: Tuna

Do they get an Okra Queen?

Or maybe they would like an Okra Duchess.
Posted by: Miley

Canal Fulton, OH holds 'Canal Days' every year. For a time, they had a 'Miss Canal' competition.

Unending hilarity for teenage boy fair goers.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2024 11:53 PM (WXNFJ)

233 6:50AM here in N. Israel. A minute ago, Hizballah fired into Israel's north border areas. Within 30 seconds, a fighter passed us in the air heading toward the border. A few seconds ago, a distant boom was heard.

And now I'll start my day.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 22, 2024 11:53 PM (qHz+p)

234 yoghurt
Posted by: Miklos the Auteur at June 22, 2024 11:38 PM (4fkHT)

Yoghurt is communist yogurt.

Posted by: Robert at June 22, 2024 11:54 PM (7TzHu)

235 Or garbage disposal test material
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Pickled okra is da bomb.

Posted by: Tuna at June 22, 2024 11:54 PM (oaGWv)

236 Every Breath You Take, by the Police.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 22, 2024 10:43 PM (0Htd1)

Every song by the Police.

Posted by: Reforger at June 22, 2024 11:54 PM (xcIvR)

237 'He has plans for a different kind of beer, however: one that will hopefully “hit 25 percent abv using only turbo-yeast then barrel aging it for a year.”'


25% abv is, um, nice, I guess.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 22, 2024 10:29 PM (pIfcn)

I have had 19% ABV beer. Just to try it. A five-ounce glass is all I would want of it. Tasty enough, but you can taste the alcohol.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 22, 2024 11:54 PM (433OD)

238 Okra prevents cancer and the slime makes a lovely facial.

Why not? It's soooo good for you.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 11:54 PM (w6EFb)

239 Okra!!??
*begins prepping agent orange*
Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2024 11:35 PM (W/lyH)


You got a GoFundMe page?

Posted by: RickZ at June 22, 2024 11:54 PM (gKDq2)

240 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 22, 2024 11:53 PM (qHz+p)
====

בוקר טוב

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 22, 2024 11:56 PM (RIvkX)

241 Since JT has been missing, and so many of us are worried about him, could we have some sort of safe emergency contact list only known to a couple of folks so when stuff like this happens, we have something to help us know folks haven't just up and croaked. And then we never know. I care about too many of you idiots to not be able to wish you well if you were sick, offer help or send a card or pray for your soul if you die. This community is real. And it is very special.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2024 10:35 PM (51c89)

Ben Had announced earlier that JT has been contacted, and further information would be forthcoming in due course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 22, 2024 11:56 PM (433OD)

242 You anti-okrites are very mean people. Probably because you don't eat enough okra.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 11:57 PM (w6EFb)

243 Miley, have your brother wash in the shower with a product called Tecnu, it stops the spread on the skin. It is a bit pricy but you can get it at CVS and probably other places. A surveyor friend recommended it to me when the kids were little. It works.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 22, 2024 11:58 PM (Sgq8y)

244 So Squadies Bowman & Cori Bush are going to lose. Wunnerful!

Problem is, 10 OTHER pro-Hamas, joo-hating imbeciles are going to win, which will mean 2 ADDITIONAL Squadies in the next Congress-- despite the involuntary retirements of Bowman & Bush.

Ain't third world immigration tons of fun? Anti-semitism is a growth industry in our country.

Posted by: mnw at June 22, 2024 11:58 PM (NLIak)

245 You're a funny s.o.b. and you've been excommunicated from The Church of Okra.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 11:45 PM (w6EFb)


Free at last.
Free at last!
Thank God Almighty I'm free at last!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2024 11:58 PM (W/lyH)

246 You anti-okrites are very mean people. Probably because you don't eat enough okra.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 11:57 PM (w6EFb)


I do believe you have that exactly backwards. We anti-okraites are very mean people because we've eaten okra.

Posted by: RickZ at June 22, 2024 11:59 PM (gKDq2)

247 Big fan of Okra, personally. Just not a big fan of picking it - rougher on your hands than picking cotton.

Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 22, 2024 11:59 PM (ENHQb)

248 >>Okra prevents cancer and the slime makes a lovely facial.

>>Why not? It's soooo good for you.

Slime. That part.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2024 11:59 PM (LkLld)

249 You anti-okrites are very mean people. Probably because you don't eat enough okra.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
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Testify!

Bummed that I haven't planted any okra this year. Too late now. Can buy frozen & fry it up, but just isn't as good as fresh.

Posted by: JQ at June 23, 2024 12:00 AM (njWTi)

250

Everybody in the Quonset hut
Was dancin' to the Okra Strut

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2024 12:01 AM (63Dwl)

251 Debby, he's already scrubbed multiple times with Tecnu. Dish detergent and a good wash cloth will accomplish the same thing.

But it did save me when I got hit with PI. The issue here is the re-exposure. He needs to be thorough.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 23, 2024 12:01 AM (w6EFb)

252 You anti-okrites are very mean people. Probably because you don't eat enough okra.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 11:57 PM (w6EFb)


Akshully...our precious body fluids have been purged of the okra influence and the mind altering enzymes.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2024 12:02 AM (W/lyH)

253 I'm going to get real controversial here:

Brussels sprouts >>> okra.

Posted by: RickZ at June 23, 2024 12:02 AM (gKDq2)

254 Bolts and flanges are the seals of hell.
_Elon Musk
Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2024 11:37 PM (Iynsv)


Do you think this means Boeing mis-engineered Starliner?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2024 12:02 AM (D7oie)

255 Nytol

(I don't have ANY interest in Okra. None whatsoever. You guys have fun talking about it all night, though.)

Je suis parti.

Posted by: mnw at June 23, 2024 12:02 AM (NLIak)

256 JQ, we do okra-picking tourism here, so come on down!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 23, 2024 12:02 AM (w6EFb)

257 Okra prevents cancer and the slime makes a lovely facial.

Why not? It's soooo good for you.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Remember Campbells Chicken Gumbo Soup? Don't know if they sell it anymore. Anyway, l loved it when I was a kid mainly because of the okra in it.

Posted by: Tuna at June 23, 2024 12:03 AM (oaGWv)

258 A Homebrewer In Utah Just Used A Recipe From A 3,500-Year-Old Papyrus To Recreate Beer That Ancient Egyptians Drank

---------

The Beer That Made Tayu-djayet Famous

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 23, 2024 12:03 AM (jdHxK)

259 255 I doubt the okra convo can last much longer. But goodnight!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 23, 2024 12:04 AM (w6EFb)

260 If you're considering a streaming service, remember that Max Empowers LGBTQ Voices!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 23, 2024 12:04 AM (jdHxK)

261 Brussels sprouts >>> okra.

Posted by: RickZ at June 23, 2024 12:02 AM (gKDq2)

I do like Brussels sprouts as well. Don't know as they're better, though. Publius can't stand them so I don't make them.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 23, 2024 12:05 AM (w6EFb)

262 I haven't had fried okra in years.

YEARS!

Like I don't think I've had it at all in this century.

I must fix this.

Posted by: Robert at June 23, 2024 12:05 AM (eQH4s)

263 בוקר טוב
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 22, 2024 11:56 PM (RIvkX)
-

שבוע טוב ובשורות טובות

Out I go!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 23, 2024 12:06 AM (qHz+p)

264 Brussels sprouts >>> okra.


True.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2024 12:06 AM (W/lyH)

265 I doubt the okra convo can last much longer. But goodnight!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Indeed. Either you like or you don't. Kind of like Brussels sprouts.

Posted by: Tuna at June 23, 2024 12:06 AM (oaGWv)

266 6:50AM here in N. Israel. A minute ago, Hizballah fired into Israel's north border areas. Within 30 seconds, a fighter passed us in the air heading toward the border. A few seconds ago, a distant boom was heard.
-----

Ah. A wake-up call.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2024 12:09 AM (XeU6L)

267 Why not? It's soooo good for you.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 22, 2024 11:54 PM (w6EFb)


Mucilage is traditionally what sticks letters closed, and kept the stamps on the envelopes.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2024 12:09 AM (D7oie)

268 Big fan of Okra, personally. Just not a big fan of picking it - rougher on your hands than picking cotton.
Posted by: John Drake
-------

Ever topped tobacco?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2024 12:10 AM (XeU6L)

269 Frigging buccaneers -man didn't even have a letter of Marque.

You've got to admit, he could really lay down a cape, though.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 23, 2024 12:10 AM (zdLoL)

270 A Homebrewer In Utah Just Used A Recipe From A 3,500-Year-Old Papyrus To Recreate Beer That Ancient Egyptians Drank

---------

The Beer That Made Tayu-djayet Famous
Posted by: Cicero

Hofbrau Okra-Bier

Das Schmecht!

Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Sacrificial Games Emporium with Full Bar at June 23, 2024 12:10 AM (4fkHT)

271 You get slime. And you get slime. And YOU get slime!

Posted by: Okra Winfrey at June 23, 2024 12:11 AM (u9yM+)

272 Ah. A wake-up call.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2024 12:09 AM (XeU6L)


*looks at alarm clock*
* kicks dirt*

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2024 12:12 AM (W/lyH)

273 The Beer That Made Tayu-djayet Famous
Posted by: Cicero

Hofbrau Okra-Bier

Das Schmecht!
Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Sacrificial Games Emporium with Full Bar

And here we thought the okra conversation couldn't possibly go on for much longer. We were wrong.

Posted by: Tuna at June 23, 2024 12:12 AM (oaGWv)

274 Fun fact about okra - in Western Africa, where the plant originated, the name for Okra in the most common dialect there is …. Gumbo.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2024 12:13 AM (S6gqv)

275 Frigging buccaneers -man didn't even have a letter of Marque.

You know why?

Who was in charge of those letters?

Todd

Posted by: Buccaneers hate Todd, because he ruins everything at June 23, 2024 12:13 AM (4fkHT)

276 Has anyone ever figured out a way to de-slime okra, enough so that it can be made into savory snacks, similar to potato chips, or a tater tot version of such treats?

Or, fry it up, grind it down into a flour, and press the dough into "Pringles" in a similar process, coat 'em with all the various flavors, and etc.

If someone can do that or similar stuff with okra, I might be willing to give it another try.

Meanwhile, I'll keep on enjoying some good escargot, served in garlic butter.

Less slime, more sublime.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2024 12:13 AM (e6UQI)

277 …. Gumbo.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2024 12:13 AM (S6gqv)

Wasn't he the flying Heffalump?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2024 12:14 AM (u9yM+)

278 271 You get slime. And you get slime. And YOU get slime!
Posted by: Okra Winfrey at June 23, 2024 12:11 AM (u9yM+)


Now that right there was funny!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 23, 2024 12:14 AM (Sgq8y)

279 Has anyone ever figured out a way to de-slime okra, enough so that it can be made into savory snacks, similar to potato chips, or a tater tot version of such treats?

Jim
-----
Slice

flour

Fry

happy

Posted by: Miklos knows what's good for 'im at June 23, 2024 12:17 AM (4fkHT)

280 Atta boy, Luther!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2024 11:14 PM (63Dwl)

ROFL! I wonder how many still remember that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2024 12:18 AM (S6gqv)

281 Meanwhile, I'll keep on enjoying some good escargot, served in garlic butter.

Less slime, more sublime.


Jim

Sometimes it is good to come out of one's shell.

So the therapist told me.

But not always

Posted by: Les Escargots avec Regret at June 23, 2024 12:20 AM (4fkHT)

282 ...Slice, flour, Fry, happy.
Posted by: Miklos knows what's good for 'im at June 23, 2024 12:17 AM (4fkHT)



Now make that a process that puts a product into bags or cardboard tubes, for sale down at the corner store.

Road Trip snacks, as it were.

Retail, not D.I.Y.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2024 12:20 AM (e6UQI)

283 Ever topped tobacco?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

I picked it, pulled it......

Posted by: AlGore, who Miklos thinks lied at June 23, 2024 12:22 AM (4fkHT)

284 Snails & oysters...Blech.

I'll keep my okra.

Posted by: JQ at June 23, 2024 12:22 AM (njWTi)

285
That unique bidet installation is standard in South Korea.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 23, 2024 12:23 AM (lCaJd)

286 276 Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2024 12:13 AM (e6UQI)

Put it on the barbie. Seriously. Use soaked wooden skewers. Delicious. A nice spicy Cajun mayo dip goes great!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 23, 2024 12:24 AM (w6EFb)

287 Discussing okra is like discussing cilantro.
The streams must never cross.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 23, 2024 12:25 AM (MeG8a)

288 Road Trip snacks, as it were.

Retail, not D.I.Y.


Jim

May not be within Current Human Knowledge.

Otherwise Buc'ees would have already done it.

Posted by: Miklos hesitates to contemplate what goes on at their Research Lab at June 23, 2024 12:26 AM (4fkHT)

289 285
That unique bidet installation is standard in South Korea.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 23, 2024 12:23 AM (lCaJd)

-------------

They have the same thing in China, except without the bidet and without the shower.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 23, 2024 12:28 AM (jdHxK)

290 They have the same thing in China, except without the bidet and without the shower.
Posted by: Cicero

Pretentious First World Infidels

Posted by: Turkish Toilets at June 23, 2024 12:29 AM (4fkHT)

291 Off to beddy-bye. See all y'all in the funny papers!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 23, 2024 12:31 AM (w6EFb)

292 The toilet in the shower stall is pretty a standard feature in RV campers, except for the more expensive ones.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 23, 2024 12:34 AM (MeG8a)

293 The toilet in the shower stall is pretty a standard feature in RV campers, except for the more expensive ones.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

LUXURY

Posted by: Our RV was a cardboard box we dragged across broken glass which was also dinner at June 23, 2024 12:36 AM (4fkHT)

294 Off to beddy-bye. See all y'all in the funny papers!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Some people do good mug shots.

Posted by: Donald J. Miklos-Trump at June 23, 2024 12:38 AM (4fkHT)

295
Do you think this means Boeing mis-engineered Starliner?
Posted by: Kindltot
-------------------------

He was talking about his Raptor engine and all the flanges.
One of his goals is to eliminate all the flanges.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2024 12:39 AM (Iynsv)

296 Snails & oysters...Blech.

I'll keep my okra.
Posted by: JQ

You gonna eat those ersters?

Ok, and that no-gluten lady's gluten on the side.

Posted by: Miklos might even leave a tip at June 23, 2024 12:43 AM (4fkHT)

297 ...He was talking about his Raptor engine and all the flanges. One of his goals is to eliminate all the flanges.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2024 12:39 AM (Iynsv)



Spain has long had the same goals.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2024 12:43 AM (e6UQI)

298 Remember Campbells Chicken Gumbo Soup? Don't know if they sell it anymore. Anyway, l loved it when I was a kid mainly because of the okra in it

---
They still sell it (but they skimp on the okra. Just enough in it to not violate 'truth in labeling' laws...)

Posted by: As not seen on TV at June 23, 2024 12:47 AM (/ae3Q)

299 They've gone over the Starliner so many times the probability of mis-assembly is diminished. So, yeah, sub-standard DEI engineering probability is increased.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2024 12:47 AM (Iynsv)

300 Amateurs talk flanges.


Professionals talk U-Joints.

About $1100, not including parts

Posted by: Trustworthy Mechanic Miklos at June 23, 2024 12:47 AM (4fkHT)

301 Just got back From the beach. Sunset occluded by clouds, so nothin four of the ordinary. I was recognized by a neighbor and invited to join their little family to sit and chat. Offered a beer but I had brought my own.

Young kids, 8 and 6 playing on the sand, throwing rocks, running in the water, eating ice cream and having a ball. They recognize me living in the building behind theirs. We have waved at each other. Now we have names and contact info. May start a block watch program.

Maybe I can convince them to home school. She's not keen on the public schools.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 23, 2024 12:49 AM (7tvq4)

302 I gave Mrs. R instructions on what to do here if I wake up dead one morning.
Join my cult. We've got grey boxes.
No really I told her to get on my tablet and use me to inform everyone.
Just in case anyone might miss me.

Posted by: Reforger at June 23, 2024 12:54 AM (xcIvR)

303 Maybe I can convince them to home school. She's not keen on the public schools.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Sign them up now.

Scholarships may be available in 10 or 12 years

Posted by: University of Miklos at June 23, 2024 12:55 AM (4fkHT)

304
I gave Mrs. R instructions on what to do here if I wake up dead one morning.
Join my cult. We've got grey boxes.
No really I told her to get on my tablet and use me to inform everyone.
Just in case anyone might miss me.
Posted by: Reforger

================

I wonder if zombie will come back if Trump wins.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 23, 2024 12:56 AM (lCaJd)

305 No really I told her to get on my tablet and use me to inform everyone.
Just in case anyone might miss me.

----------

Everyone needs a Dead Man's Switch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 23, 2024 12:56 AM (jdHxK)

306 Has anyone ever figured out a way to de-slime okra

----

Yes! We'd like to know, because we can use that slime!

Posted by: The Makers of KY jelly at June 23, 2024 12:57 AM (/ae3Q)

307 I know y'all hate the Olympics. But.

There's no DEI on the podium.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 23, 2024 01:00 AM (MMzZ/)

308 Just enough in it to not violate 'truth in labeling' laws...
Posted by: As not seen on TV
---------

Oh, yeah! File this somewhere between 1st world problems and food threads.

Pork 'n' Beans is mostly all beans, but for one tiny lump of fat. Do they have a dispenser for that? To place just one little dab of solidified grease into each can?

LOL

Posted by: JQ at June 23, 2024 01:00 AM (njWTi)

309 Now is morning, Grandfathers have completed early tasks, Grandmothers are feed Grandfathers well.

Many works, crops are become high, fish also jump.

Youngs are frolic, but are cautioned with traditional phrase "in Autumn, even youngs must make pickles".

Posted by: Official Novdu Informations at June 23, 2024 01:01 AM (4fkHT)

310
Announcement: Las Vegas meeting opportunity. August 1 and 2 at the Rio. I have no car this time, so I'm limited to the Rio.

If anyone is interested, I'll send details via the HQ Group.

Posted by: Arbalest at June 23, 2024 01:01 AM (FlRtG)

311 He uses Tesla drive system to actuate the fins and the flaps.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2024 01:02 AM (Iynsv)

312
I know y'all hate the Olympics. But.

There's no DEI on the podium.
Posted by: nurse ratched

============

Well, except when Lia Thomas shows up. (I know she won't be swimming with the women in the Olympics, but y'know, the other competitions.)

And helllllooo Nurse!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 23, 2024 01:03 AM (lCaJd)

313 I'm Watching track and field trials. Distance stuff
Has a lot of White people.

Swimming and diving almost exclusively white.

This is how you defeat DEI. Compete Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers. The best wins.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 23, 2024 01:03 AM (MMzZ/)

314 Hear that? The bells tolls, ya'll have a good evening. 'night.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2024 01:04 AM (Iynsv)

315 Pork 'n' Beans is mostly all beans, but for one tiny lump of fat. Do they have a dispenser for that? To place just one little dab of solidified grease into each can?

LOL
Posted by: JQ

I make my own free-range gluten-free sustainable Pork 'n Beans, and keep my fat where I cam my eye on it.

Posted by: Free range Miklos rubs own belly (not the dog's this time) at June 23, 2024 01:04 AM (4fkHT)

316 Announcement: Las Vegas meeting opportunity. August 1 and 2 at the Rio. I have no car this time, so I'm limited to the Rio.

--------

The Rio used to have the best cocktail waitress uniforms in Vegas. Don't know if it still does.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 23, 2024 01:04 AM (jdHxK)

317 Man. The clouds moved in. It was 98° today and now it's about 85 with humidity. I'm not used to wet heat. Feels like 105°.
I hate this feeling. It's why I didn't stay the south. That and the bugs and the Hurricanes and the rain and the snakes...

Posted by: Reforger at June 23, 2024 01:06 AM (xcIvR)

318 Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers

Now see?

None of the famous British poets came up with that.

NURSE MURICA!


Posted by: Why I Oughtta, let me count the ways at June 23, 2024 01:07 AM (4fkHT)

319 You know who we haven't heard from in a very long time is REDACTED. I am glad that BenHad got an update on JT.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 23, 2024 01:09 AM (Sgq8y)

320 The Rio used to have the best cocktail waitress uniforms in Vegas. Don't know if it still does.
Posted by: Cicero



I was there in the mid 90s. The uniforms were....memorable, as were the ladies wearing them.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 23, 2024 01:09 AM (gllTv)

321 I am glad that BenHad got an update on JT.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

What and when?

Posted by: Miklos sez hiya at June 23, 2024 01:11 AM (4fkHT)

322 Good evening, Blonde Morticia!

It's so nice the locals are finally loosening up
After four years of Covid bullshit. I never approach folks. I wave. I wink at the kids and give. A pocket treat to the dogs. It's been years. Now I'm getting invites And contact numbers.

Another 20 years and they will all be on board.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 23, 2024 01:14 AM (eY0nO)

323 Another 20 years and they will all be on board.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Or with full room and board.

Posted by: the dance team of Cloward and Pliven at June 23, 2024 01:18 AM (4fkHT)

324 Now since I apparently own this Late Nite place, let's talk favorite Jerry Cloward jokes.

Posted by: Miklos remembers "Knock him out!" at June 23, 2024 01:21 AM (4fkHT)

325 Closing in on 11:30 here. Time for me to get to bed. Suddenly, I am real sleepy. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2024 01:27 AM (u9yM+)

326 Now since I apparently own this Late Nite place, let's talk favorite Jerry Cloward jokes.
Posted by: Miklos remembers "Knock him out!" at June 23, 2024 01:21 AM (4fkHT)

I know some Ledbetters who'd prolly smack him.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 23, 2024 01:29 AM (0eaVi)

327 Nothing better than a bunch of drunk assholes fishing.

I went fishing with my millionaire buddy on his hundred grand fishing boat, and he lost his mind when his guest wrapped up a leader line in the 300 HP off-board propeller.

I offered to buy him a new lure at the bait shop, but he was adamantly pissed and preferred sulking.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 23, 2024 01:30 AM (dmXQN)

328 "Miklos this is stupid stuff:
You eat your gourmet ramen fast enough;
There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear,
To see the rate you drink your Everclear.
But oh, good Lord, the comments you make,
It gives a chap the belly-ache.
This thread, the old thread, she is dead;
It sleeps well, the horned head:
We poor 'rons, 'tis our turn now
Moping melancholy mad:
Come, pipe a tune to dance to, lad."

Posted by: Miklos remembers A.E. Housman at June 23, 2024 01:34 AM (4fkHT)

329
I know some Ledbetters who'd prolly smack him.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

So

You have met Darleen

Posted by: Miklos is the Peacemaker at June 23, 2024 01:36 AM (4fkHT)

330 ...I went fishing with my millionaire buddy on his hundred grand fishing boat, and he lost his mind when his guest wrapped up a leader line in the 300 HP off-board propeller.

I offered to buy him a new lure at the bait shop, but he was adamantly pissed and preferred sulking.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 23, 2024 01:30 AM (dmXQN)



They have a recently new, slightly used, FOUR ENGINED (300hp ea.) Cat hulled, 42 ft. fishing boat for sale, just up I-45 in LaMarque.

A cool $735k is the asking price.

To hell with the Sales Price.

Can you imagine the nightmare on that, just pulling up to the Fuel Dock for oh, seven hundred gallons at Marine Gas prices?

It does have it's own trailer, so you could pull it up the ramp, secure it, and pull it with your F-450 up to Buc-ee's for some $2.75 Unleaded.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2024 01:37 AM (e6UQI)

331 So

You have met Darleen
Posted by: Miklos is the Peacemaker at June 23, 2024 01:36 AM (4fkHT)

Possible distant relative, maybe tenth cousin five times removed by divorce. Or murder.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 23, 2024 01:39 AM (0eaVi)

332 Possible distant relative, maybe tenth cousin five times removed by divorce. Or murder.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Cousins is cousins

Knock yore boots off and fix yersself one.

It's all over there, ice in the bucket, be some food presently.

Posted by: Miklos has some store bought shoes somewhere at June 23, 2024 01:43 AM (4fkHT)

333 Same fishing buddy; my brother snapped one of his poles reeling in the big one.

Buddy got pissed and began raving about his gear, so my bro logged into Amazon on his cell, on the lake, and had the same rig delivered to his door the next day.

Don't fuck with a man who takes his fishing and beer cooler seriously.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 23, 2024 01:45 AM (dmXQN)

334 Cousins is cousins

Knock yore boots off and fix yersself one.

It's all over there, ice in the bucket, be some food presently.
Posted by: Miklos has some store bought shoes somewhere at June 23, 2024 01:43 AM (4fkHT)

(looks for deviled hawk eggs and shoofly pie)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 23, 2024 01:46 AM (0eaVi)

335 (looks for deviled hawk eggs and shoofly pie)
Posted by: Orange

Marleen says you promised to bring that

Posted by: Miklos hears Charleen cussin' out back at June 23, 2024 01:51 AM (4fkHT)

336 126 Earlier today, Ben Had reported Positive Contact with JT, and asked that y'all be patient and allow time and space for more information to develop, and then be shared.

Just FYI, but an important FYI, I think.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX




Miklos, it took me a while to find it.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 23, 2024 01:52 AM (Sgq8y)

337 Marleen says you promised to bring that
Posted by: Miklos hears Charleen cussin' out back at June 23, 2024 01:51 AM (4fkHT)

The Wiggly Piggly was out.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 23, 2024 01:53 AM (0eaVi)

338 The Wiggly Piggly was out.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Charleen is yelling "Banana Pudding"

Posted by: Miklos has to deal with all these damn things and people at June 23, 2024 01:55 AM (4fkHT)

339 Over in France, the late nite breakfast place is the Truffle House.

You ain't SEEN hawgs rootin' for breakfast till you've been there at 3 am.

Order bacon there, at your own risk.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2024 01:55 AM (e6UQI)

340 it took me a while to find it.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

But no specific information?

Posted by: Miklos at June 23, 2024 01:56 AM (4fkHT)

341 ...But no specific information? Posted by: Miklos at June 23, 2024 01:56 AM (4fkHT)


"Positive Contact" IS "Specific Information".

The rest, I'm sure, is private to JT's needs and circumstances, and such as might be disseminated to the likes of us, will be done in due time, and with appropriate discretion.

I'm to the snoozer now, y'all.

F'kn alarm, has no mercy.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2024 02:01 AM (e6UQI)

342 Over in France, the late nite breakfast place is the Truffle House.

You ain't SEEN hawgs rootin' for breakfast till you've been there at 3 am.

Order bacon there, at your own risk.


Jim

Ordering a "cheese Royale" can get you shot.

Posted by: Samuel L. Mikleuse-Jackson at June 23, 2024 02:02 AM (4fkHT)

343 "Positive Contact" IS "Specific Information".

The rest, I'm sure, is private to JT's needs and circumstances, and such as might be disseminated to the likes of us, will be done in due time, and with appropriate discretion.

reads again

"positive"

Ok

Posted by: Miklos is often confused by the world and all at June 23, 2024 02:05 AM (4fkHT)

344 >>>Over in France, the late nite breakfast place is the Truffle House.

You ain't SEEN hawgs rootin' for breakfast till you've been there at 3 am.

Order bacon there, at your own risk.

>I go there for the Moons Over My Hammy, but I stay there and keep coming back for the gun battles and knife fights.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 23, 2024 02:06 AM (dmXQN)

345 Notice: Posted with permission by ...

Finally someone comes clean!

Posted by: Ciampino - Sat Update #98 at June 23, 2024 02:11 AM (qfLjt)

346 Finally someone comes clean!
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat Update #98 at June 23, 2024 02:11 AM (qfLjt)

Guess you missed the yogurt wrestling from earlier. Still a lot of mess to clean up.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 23, 2024 02:12 AM (0eaVi)

347 FUN FACT

In Paris, McD's is where the kids hang out who don't like rap or hip-hop.

Rock or even rockabilly style

A large order of fries and kids sit next to the exterior windows to see and be seen for at least an hour.

Which is a long time for teenagers.

Posted by: Miklos thinks it is cute, and might explain politics there too at June 23, 2024 02:15 AM (4fkHT)

348 Guess you missed the yogurt wrestling from earlier. Still a lot of mess to clean up.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

tasty mess, Meester

Posted by: Graciela y Josefa at June 23, 2024 02:16 AM (4fkHT)

349 In Paris, McD's is where the kids hang out who don't like rap or hip-hop.

Rock or even rockabilly style

A large order of fries and kids sit next to the exterior windows to see and be seen for at least an hour.

Which is a long time for teenagers.
Posted by: Miklos thinks it is cute, and might explain politics there too at June 23, 2024 02:15 AM (4fkHT)

No Teddy boys?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 23, 2024 02:18 AM (0eaVi)

350 No Teddy boys?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Only Ace's Vespa dealer knows for sure.

Posted by: Miklos can still pedal his own bike, thank you at June 23, 2024 02:22 AM (4fkHT)

351 Thank you all for being so quiet.

Young Skip needs his sleep.

Posted by: Aunt Miklos at June 23, 2024 02:36 AM (4fkHT)

352 No problem. Here are some work sounds to sooth the soul.

https://youtu.be/J0wg1YLhXi8?si=AtdTLrF-df_C3D4b

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 23, 2024 02:48 AM (gllTv)

353 SpaceX 2 launches scheduled:

1. New T-Zero: June 22, 1:25 p.m. EDT, 1725 UTC, 19:25 CEST.
https://www.youtube.com/live/mUcEVCyyTmM

2. Launch Time: 8:45 p.m. PDT (0345 UTC, 05:45 CEST - June 24)
https://www.youtube.com/live/Td_ab0AE1Y0

Posted by: Ciampino - Sat Update #99 at June 23, 2024 02:55 AM (qfLjt)

354 Chinese rocket fails and crashes in a village

https://youtu.be/OSxpE7q8KaI

This is the Chinese answer to SpaceX recovery - have people try and catch it.

Posted by: Ciampino - Sat Update #100 at June 23, 2024 03:09 AM (qfLjt)

355 This is the Chinese answer to SpaceX recovery - have people try and catch it.
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat Update #100 at June 23, 2024 03:09 AM (qfLjt)


Well, that's one thing the Chinese can catch without spreading to the entire world.

Posted by: RickZ at June 23, 2024 03:13 AM (gKDq2)

356 What the heck is spacesuit discomfort? Haven't had enough hours ina suit while on the ground?
Read the blurb below the video. click on ... more.

https://youtu.be/ZNG1NZiiUSQ

Posted by: Ciampino - Sat Update #101 at June 23, 2024 03:21 AM (qfLjt)

357 Late night.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 23, 2024 03:42 AM (eZwyX)

358 Just checking to see if okra was still on the menu. Nope. No mor discussion of okra.

Posted by: Tuna at June 23, 2024 03:46 AM (oaGWv)

359 PIXY'S TECH THREAD IS NOOD

My work here is done

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2024 04:02 AM (fwDg9)

360 - Could you even "science" if it weren't the result of the Creator?
Does your "worldview" affect how you look at data?
Cavemen? Neanderthal? Lucy?
Will be more.
I'm only about halfway and headed back.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CA2Hx5vlLNY

Posted by: TeeJ at June 23, 2024 08:03 AM (aDAOz)

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