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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (6/19/24)
Quote I “I kinda had to laugh at the amateur-hour situation there. If you’re gonna commit arson, try to do it without setting yourself on fire in the process. He got what he deserved,” neighbor Daniel Provine
There are a number of Colorado Morons here. Hopefully you will put your .02 in regarding pot sales.
Colorado's legal marijuana business is at least one toke over the line as a massive decrease in sales has led to store closures and layoffs across the state. Politico recently reported that Denver's 3D Cannabis dispensary, where Iraq War vet Sean Azzariti became the first person to legally buy recreational marijuana, has "temporarily closed." But the boards on the doors and windows and the dismal state of the parking lot make the closure appear much closer to permanent.
Resident of the White House, MushHead decides to have a dick measuring contest with Israel. Yet Iran can do as it pleases.
The White House canceled a high-level U.S.-Israel meeting on Iran that was scheduled for Thursday after Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu released a video on Tuesday claiming the U.S. was withholding military aid, two U.S. officials tell Axios. Why it matters: President Biden's top advisers were enraged by the video — a message U.S. envoy Amos Hochstein delivered personally to Netanyahu in a meeting hours after it was published, two U.S. and Israeli sources say. Then the White House decided to go a step farther by canceling Thursday's meeting. "This decision makes it clear that there are consequences for pulling such stunts," a U.S. official said.
I received the following from Nurse Ratched. The Toaster F*cker, axis of prestige.(NSFW Language)
Don't hold those sneezes in. The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM
SEIZE THE SNEEZE Horrific scans reveal why you should never hold in a sneeze – as hay fever sufferer, 30, perforates his windpipe
Doing so can increase pressure in the airways by 20 times and have horrific consequences, doctors say
Cause and/or correlation? Just remember energy drink consumers. Coffee is the nectar of God.
ccording to Yahoo Finance, the energy drink industry was valued at a whopping $92.3 billion as of 2022, with analysts believing that figure will more than double by 2032. These massive numbers indicate that people love their flavored, "liquid cocaine" so to speak and that there isn't any sign folks will stop gulping them down anytime soon. However, a TikToker named Meagan (@ladyshreve) says that folks shouldn't be drinking them under any circumstances after her husband ended up begging her to take him to the hospital after he began experiencing chest pains. While there were some TikTokers who agreed with her in the comments section of her post, there were others who said these this instances usually only occur when people are pounding multiple energy drinks in a day along with other sources of caffeine. "My husband didn't really want me to talk about this it when it first happened but it's been six months and we're gonna go ahead and talk about it. This is the story about how I've become the obnoxious person that tells you that energy drinks are dangerous," Meagan says at the beginning of her video, letting everyone know that this is a topic she feels so very strongly about.
There is a special place in hell for the thief/thieves.
'It was just gone': Playground stolen from Jacksonville school for children with autism
Growing Together Behavioral Center just installed a playground at its new location on Art Museum Drive, and it disappeared in the middle of the night.
Since we have a Genius Award Winner later in the thread, this will have to do. The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat almost instantaneously.
SHOULDER THE BLAME Awkward moment swimmer qualifies for Olympics then immediately dislocates his shoulder celebrating
The teenager was later taken to hospital for checks
June 19, 2013, pioneering country artist Slim Whitman died at the age of 90. During his seven-decade-long career, Whitman released more than 500 songs and 100 albums and was known for incorporating falsetto vocals and yodeling into his music. The singer-songwriter toured with Elvis and was a favorite of George Harrison’s, while his techniques as a left-handed guitarist inspired another famous lefty, Paul McCartney. via thisdayinmusic.com
Born on this day: June 19, 1950. Ann Wilson, from American rock band Heart who scored the 1987 US No.1 & UK No.3 single 'Alone'. Heart has sold over 35 million records world wide
Plastic surgeon ‘operating on his wife left her seizing on table for 20 minutes’ A plastic surgeon who was performing a procedure on his wife allegedly left her seizing on an operating table for 20 minutes, leading to her death. Dr Benjamin Jacob Brown, 41, has been arrested more than six months after his wife, Hillary Ellington Brown, 33, went into cardiac arrest and he refused to call 911, according to the Santa Rosa County Sheriff’s Office.
Police Officer Makes Child's Day With Simple Act Of Kindness Today's good news story comes from Memphis, Tennessee. In a heartwarming act of kindness, a Memphis police officer went above and beyond his duty to ensure a young boy could continue pursuing his passion for football.
Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. No hamsters, little brothers or mother-in-laws injured by the production of this ONT.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2024 09:58 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 19, 2024 09:58 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 09:59 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at June 19, 2024 09:59 PM (J8OCH)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 19, 2024 09:59 PM (RDcc+)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 19, 2024 09:59 PM (hOUT3)
Telling the truth is ABSOLUTELY not allowed if it makes Spongebrain Shitpant's admin look bad. Yo, "U.S. Official" who's quoted: tell me what Netanyahu said that's wrong. Was Netanyahu supposed to not spill the beans that the US is punishing them and not Iran?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at June 19, 2024 10:02 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 19, 2024 10:02 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 19, 2024 10:02 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2024 10:02 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at June 19, 2024 10:02 PM (n3DL0)
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 19, 2024 10:03 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 10:03 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Dr. T at June 19, 2024 10:03 PM (jGGMD)
He'd be better trying to f**k the pickle slicer.
https://tinyurl.com/5ep3khct
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:04 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 19, 2024 10:04 PM (VNX3d)
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Government couldn't run a whore house and make money.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 10:04 PM (L/fGl)
Telling the truth is ABSOLUTELY not allowed if it makes Spongebrain Shitpant's admin look bad. Yo, "U.S. Official" who's quoted: tell me what Netanyahu said that's wrong. Was Netanyahu supposed to not spill the beans that the US is punishing them and not Iran?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:01 PM
But as with any blackmailer or bully, the BEST thing you can do is to say Out Loud and In Public exactly what they're doing. Let everyone see it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2024 10:05 PM (S6gqv)
Um, if you ain't healthy enough for energy drinks, don't drink energy drinks. Energy drinks may cause allergic reactions if you are allergic to energy drinks.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:06 PM (ynpvh)
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LOLGF
-Bibi
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2024 10:06 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2024 10:06 PM (SHMXB)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 19, 2024 10:06 PM (U3L4U)
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But as with any blackmailer or bully, the BEST thing you can do is to say Out Loud and In Public exactly what they're doing. Let everyone see it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2024 10:05 PM (S6gqv)
Exactly. I'm a toaster f**ker? Fine, tell the world; I don't care.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:06 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 10:04 PM (L/fGl)
Even in Nevada!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 19, 2024 10:06 PM (hOUT3)
Then I remember the Boston Dynamics-sized cockroaches, the centipedes, the roosters crowing at 0500 hours (in the city!), and the drunk Micronesian neighbors.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 19, 2024 10:07 PM (FkUwd)
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Truth to FJB is like garlic flavored sunlight to vampires.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 10:07 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Toaster Fucker at June 19, 2024 10:07 PM (nQ5Xg)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:08 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 19, 2024 10:08 PM (FkUwd)
Posted by: Zeera , becoming ungovernable by choice at June 19, 2024 10:08 PM (fbfov)
"...when I'm callling youuuu oooo oooo oooo oooo oooo ooo"
***BLAPPP***
Posted by: browndog lovesMars Attacks at June 19, 2024 10:08 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 19, 2024 10:08 PM (UvFdT)
Posted by: Toaster Fucker at June 19, 2024 10:07 PM (nQ5Xg)
Oh, you're just buttering it up.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:08 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 19, 2024 10:07 PM (FkUwd)
The doves.
Posted by: Al Gore at June 19, 2024 10:09 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2024 10:09 PM (GITLP)
Posted by: Zeera , becoming ungovernable by choice at June 19, 2024 10:08 PM (fbfov)
Don't forget the Pelt Emporium. Only the best Hobo hides...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:09 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 19, 2024 10:09 PM (WF/xn)
Then I remember the Boston Dynamics-sized cockroaches, the centipedes, the roosters crowing at 0500 hours (in the city!), and the drunk Micronesian neighbors.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 19, 2024 10:07 PM (FkUwd)
Do you tell yourself that when you are out shoveling snow?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 19, 2024 10:09 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Zeera , becoming ungovernable by choice at June 19, 2024 10:08 PM (fbfov)
Don't forget the Pelt Emporium. Only the best Hobo hides...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:09 PM (ynpvh)
But avoid the shelving services.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:09 PM (ynpvh)
The Left are American hating douchebags and I don't consider any of them my fellow citizens.
Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2024 10:10 PM (SHMXB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2024 10:10 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: browndog is a fan of the Wilson sisters at June 19, 2024 10:10 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Cheese Fucker at June 19, 2024 10:10 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2024 10:10 PM (RIvkX)
Arrgh, lost me finger on a pumpkin.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:10 PM (ynpvh)
#WATCH: Islamoph*bic truck spotted downtown Toronto today.
Ryan Gerritsen @ryangerritsen
Spotted in Toronto.
From SURJ Toronto - Defund Toronto Police
3:39 PM · Jun 18, 2024 · 9.7M Views
https://tinyurl.com/34vv5ezm
26 seconds; cops investigating it as a possible 'hate crime'.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 10:10 PM (ZdexC)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 19, 2024 10:12 PM (FkUwd)
Well, damn, I need to get into Raccoon Shaving. Now to avoid their teeth and claws...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:13 PM (ynpvh)
*Is* there a toaster f*cker flag?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 19, 2024 10:12 PM (FkUwd)
Simple, you just fly the pride flag upside down!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 19, 2024 10:13 PM (hOUT3)
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I don't mind shoveling snow!
Better than finding a centipede in your shoe.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 19, 2024 10:13 PM (FkUwd)
*Is* there a toaster f*cker flag?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 19, 2024 10:12 PM (FkUwd)
It has all the colors of toast on it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:13 PM (ynpvh)
They can all move to MN, where we're trying to start the same racket. Ground-floor opportunity, potheads!
Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2024 10:13 PM (DgGvY)
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I don't mind shoveling snow!
Better than finding a centipede in your shoe.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 19, 2024 10:13 PM (FkUwd)
Scorpion...
Solifugid...
Black Widow...
Brown Recluse...
Rabid Rat...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:14 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2024 10:15 PM (pRpzT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 19, 2024 10:15 PM (FkUwd)
JT, are you around? Hi! People miss you. Drop in and say hello, why don't ya?"
Ace breaks out the Bat Signal for JT. What happened to JT, anyway?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 19, 2024 10:15 PM (ISR1H)
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I don't mind shoveling snow!
Better than finding a centipede in your shoe.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 19, 2024 10:13 PM (FkUwd)
A true mid-westerner.
Well done.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 19, 2024 10:15 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 19, 2024 10:13 PM (FkUwd)
Scorpion...
Solifugid...
Black Widow...
Brown Recluse...
Rabid Rat...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
....somebodies foot...
Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2024 10:15 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 19, 2024 10:15 PM (FkUwd)
I worry about the donut hole f**kers; I mean, does that mean they f**k the holes (empty air) or the holes (what would've filled the empty air)?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2024 10:16 PM (6gW4D)
Then I remember the Boston Dynamics-sized cockroaches, the centipedes, the roosters crowing at 0500 hours (in the city!), and the drunk Micronesian neighbors.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
But no snakes in the wild on any of the islands, right? Being snake-free was always a good selling point to me.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 19, 2024 10:16 PM (u/Zei)
Increasingly in Northern Virginia, I feel like I am in a North African souk when I go shopping for anything!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 19, 2024 10:16 PM (hOUT3)
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I don't mind shoveling snow!
Better than finding a centipede in your shoe.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 19, 2024 10:13 PM (FkUwd)
Why not move to the Midwest and do both?
Posted by: Dr. T at June 19, 2024 10:16 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 19, 2024 10:12 PM (FkUwd)
Yes. They are popping up everywhere.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 19, 2024 10:16 PM (4bXjl)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 19, 2024 10:13 PM (FkUwd)
Scorpion...
Solifugid...
Black Widow...
Brown Recluse...
Rabid Rat...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
....somebodies foot...
Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2024 10:15 PM (vJiyU)
True dat. You sometimes find shoes on WA beaches with feet still in them...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2024 10:17 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: traffic sign fucker at June 19, 2024 10:18 PM (ZdexC)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2024 10:17 PM (RIvkX)
And from his libble supreme court, which is utterly unaccountable and fights to keep it that way.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:19 PM (ynpvh)
It's not like toasters have Soft Shoulders or are Slippery When Wet.
Posted by: traffic sign fucker at June 19, 2024 10:18 PM (ZdexC)
they're warm and electrifying.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:19 PM (ynpvh)
What they did in legalizing it was to get rid of all of the criminal penalties for dealing in marijuana; they also dismantled most of the enforcement structure. What former dealer, who wasn't scared of criminal charges, is now going to be scared at the thought of getting a ticket from the revenue police? They've got carte blanche to operate freely, PLUS they will always undersell the state stores because they don't pay the heavy tax burden.
When the goods are the same, high cost producers are always driven out of business. That's Econ 101; astounding at how few people in power today seem to grasp something so simple.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2024 10:19 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 10:19 PM (v6JzV)
Thanks Mis.Hum!
Melissa was an absolute best Allmans song. Gets my heart every time. This group with Gregg did it fine!
Didn't recognize all the players, but very nice guitar work...❣
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 19, 2024 10:19 PM (TuE3C)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 19, 2024 10:06 PM (hOUT3)
They made plenty. The money walked out the back door on the floors of cars. Classic whorehouse move Conforte pioneered many years before. Did time for it.
I worked there as a cook for a while during that time. Went to work one morning and the feds wouldn't let me get anywhere near. I was one of two who didn't actually live at the house.
I offered to testify at a number of trials but they had them dead to rights. Many convictions and one is in prison for child porn.
Posted by: Reforger at June 19, 2024 10:20 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 19, 2024 10:20 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 19, 2024 10:21 PM (TDvv2)
There were multiple stories of people coming into emergency rooms with overdoses of niacin, which caused your liver to pretty much shut down.
Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2024 10:22 PM (GITLP)
Posted by: Count de Monet
There's an old New Yorker style cartoon floating around the interwebs of a housewife wrestling a beaver in a bathroom sink whilst trying to shave it. The beaver is raising holy hell. The husband is peeking in the doorway alarmed by the commotion. The wife's words are something along the lines of "Whadda mean, what's the fuss?! You asked for this!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2024 10:22 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 19, 2024 10:23 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: We All Choose Our Own Route To Hell, I Guess at June 19, 2024 10:23 PM (nQ5Xg)
Posted by: Count de Monet
There's an old New Yorker style cartoon floating around the interwebs of a housewife wrestling a beaver in a bathroom sink whilst trying to shave it. The beaver is raising holy hell. The husband is peeking in the doorway alarmed by the commotion. The wife's words are something along the lines of "Whadda mean, what's the fuss?! You asked for this!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2024 10:22 PM (WXNFJ)
Would that be easier than shaving the cat?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:23 PM (ynpvh)
Why am I not surprised that this differs from the "official" story!
Nah, that's just crazy talk I know!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 19, 2024 10:23 PM (hOUT3)
Erratum from last thread about earliest solstice. This is entirely due to the Gregorian calendar 400 year cycle. The astronomical wig-woggling has nothing to do with. See here:
https://tinyurl.com/mc54xgk
Starting this year, every leap year's solstice will get earlier and earlier until 2100, when it will again skip a century leap year.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 19, 2024 10:23 PM (w6EFb)
I think the arsonist from "Quote I" qualifies for an Award, too. It's the rare Genius Award Trifecta!
Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2024 10:23 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Troll at June 19, 2024 10:23 PM (paDly)
Ignorant Question: Didn't Mike Johnson and a majority of Rs betray We The People by agreeing to give tens of billions of debt dollars to both Ukraine and Israel?
How is it that money allocated by Congress and signed by the Puppet can be optionally granted on whatever terms "President Biden's top advisers" sees fit?
Is there some convoluted language in the Bill that permits Top Advisors ad hoc veto power over the funds?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 19, 2024 10:23 PM (hzmX4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2024 10:24 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: tree fucker at June 19, 2024 10:24 PM (ZdexC)
The self-same Mrs. Drake told me last night we should move to Montana after seeing the forecasts for blizzards up that way. I can't really argue against the appeal of that, but we've got family up in Juneau, so maybe Alaska for the win?
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 19, 2024 10:24 PM (u/Zei)
And, vacation officially over. Go back to work tomorrow night. I needed another week off.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 19, 2024 10:24 PM (sAmhv)
Funny thing....anyone can grow really good weed, and not require 50% taxes. The black market is still alive and well 🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 19, 2024 10:24 PM (TuE3C)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 19, 2024 10:26 PM (4bXjl)
😂
Posted by: Troll at June 19, 2024 10:26 PM (paDly)
Increasingly in Northern Virginia, I feel like I am in a North African souk when I go shopping for anything!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
And in my little part of NoVA, it's a colony of Central America.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 19, 2024 10:27 PM (sAmhv)
1) The new FOX News poll is depressing. Biden has had a noticeable uptick, & there's no avoiding that by saying "but look at the internals" or something. It's a bad news bear. It's the top headline at FOX News right now for anyone who wants to see the grim details.
2) The news from Israel is even worse. There is a noticeable war of words between top IDF commanders & Netanyahu. Essentially Gen. Hegari is saying, "Hamas can't be defeated."
I wonder if this will be the final straw that destroys the coalition war govt. Certainly Netanyahu's multitude of opponents were getting close to achieving this already. It looks to my untrained eye as if war weariness is setting in.
Posted by: mnw at June 19, 2024 10:27 PM (NLIak)
I drink coffee, so no energy drinks.
But I once took a niacin supplement. Once.
It made my skin turn red. It felt like I had ants under my skin for about 15 to 20 minutes.
No bueno.
Posted by: Beware, The Niacin at June 19, 2024 10:27 PM (nQ5Xg)
Why am I not surprised that this differs from the "official" story!
Nah, that's just crazy talk I know!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 19, 2024 10:23 PM (hOUT3)
The IRS sold it to a company called AGE Enterprises which was Conforte and his Lawyer. Then immediately started an investigation. I don't think they even tried to run it.
Posted by: Reforger at June 19, 2024 10:27 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:27 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Toaster Fucker
Luddite.
Posted by: Air-Fryer Fucker at June 19, 2024 10:28 PM (DgGvY)
It's been a disaster in Oregon, too.
Marijuana is an agricultural crop - it's not a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
The market is oversaturated with pot shops, and not as many people smoke marijuana as the dopers would like to believe.
So prices are rock-bottom, no one is making any money, and bankruptcies and consolidations are the trend of the day.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2024 10:29 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2024 10:31 PM (RIvkX)
And best of all, the State provided special incentives to People of Color to get into the marijuana business, since it was going to be such an obvious gold mine.
"We're from the government and we're here to help..."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2024 10:31 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Reforger at June 19, 2024 10:27 PM (xcIvR)
Wonder if "AGE" was a clue?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 19, 2024 10:31 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2024 10:32 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 19, 2024 10:15 PM (FkUwd)
++++
They're called needle dicks.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2024 10:32 PM (klJTj)
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 10:33 PM (ZdexC)
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 19, 2024 10:33 PM (iZbyp)
"Nice beaver!"
"Thanks, I just had it stuffed."
Posted by: Zombie Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad! at June 19, 2024 10:33 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: mnw at June 19, 2024 10:27 PM (NLIak)
Given the usual state of affairs in Israeli politics, I suppose we should be impressed the coalition has held together as long as it has.
Nonetheless, this is the last thing the country can afford.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 19, 2024 10:33 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 19, 2024 10:34 PM (4bXjl)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:27 PM (ynpvh)
"Troll" and "Bright" rarely go hand in hand!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 19, 2024 10:34 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2024 10:34 PM (WXNFJ)
He knew better, but did not care enough to change his behavior.
Posted by: Big Sam at June 19, 2024 10:34 PM (ULArf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2024 10:31 PM (RIvkX)
https://tinyurl.com/3xdrrm8d
We sympathize.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 19, 2024 10:35 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2024 10:35 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Troll at June 19, 2024 10:36 PM (paDly)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2024 10:36 PM (E78bp)
Posted by: blaster at June 19, 2024 10:36 PM (IFNME)
Wasn't Big Tobacco and Big Beverage trying to get into the cannabis game?
I'm thinking Phillip Morris, Constellation Brands, Altria (Marlboro) and a handful of new corporate players.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 19, 2024 10:38 PM (hzmX4)
They were so lost in magical thinking they were incapable of seeing how it would actually turn out.
I knew once it was "legalized" it would mean it would be taxed and regulated driving up the cost and hassle to obtain it.
This would provide a window for the criminal side to sell it cheaper and without all the red tape.
The fact is the vast majority of users just want to get high without having to jump thru hoops or spend a fortune.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at June 19, 2024 10:38 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 19, 2024 10:24 PM (TuE3C)
It was growing wild in the backyard of the apt. house next door to our son's, where they threw the butts.
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at June 19, 2024 10:38 PM (y7DxH)
Posted by: blaster at June 19, 2024 10:36 PM (IFNME)
Because it's election season. Helps with Muzzie voters, doesn't with Jewish voters.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:38 PM (ynpvh)
Solifugid...
Black Widow...
Brown Recluse...
Rabid Rat...
Posted by: jim
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I just got stung on my back by a scorpion tonight when I got into my car to come home...
Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2024 10:38 PM (PZo5T)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2024 10:38 PM (E78bp)
Posted by: mnw at June 19, 2024 10:27 PM (NLIak)
I read the reason for the full court press against Netanyahu's government right now; the current session of the Knesset ends on June 30. They reconvene in September. If a decision to go to the early election will not be made by June 30, it will be moved to the next session in September, and by law, the election will take place at a minimum three months from the agreement, so at the earliest, it will be December 2024. The left and Biden want to have an election by September, before the American Election. So they've got 10 days to pull that off.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2024 10:38 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 19, 2024 10:24 PM (TuE3C)
It was growing wild in the backyard of the apt. house next door to our son's, where they threw the butts.
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at June 19, 2024 10:38 PM (y7DxH)
In Kalifornia, you can grow small amounts in your backyard.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:39 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: blaster at June 19, 2024 10:36 PM (IFNME)
You clearly don't understand duplicitous double dealing politics!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 19, 2024 10:39 PM (hOUT3)
They were so lost in magical thinking they were incapable of seeing how it would actually turn out."
It's like they were all high or something.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2024 10:39 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 19, 2024 10:33 PM (iZbyp)
* * * *
Sweet memories! Love the museums at Cody!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 19, 2024 10:39 PM (U3L4U)
I'm thinking Phillip Morris, Constellation Brands, Altria (Marlboro) and a handful of new corporate players.
Hasn't happened - I think the fact that it is still illegal at the Federal level keeps large corporations out.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2024 10:40 PM (uxCna)
It's deeply disappointing. Millions of Israelis, demonstrating every week, want Netanyahu to agree to Hamas' terms-- which amount to unconditional surrender-- as long as the hostages are released. Netanyahu's political opponents on the left are just looking for a fig leaf to disguise the capitulation. His opponents on the right are rule-or-ruin opportunists.
Posted by: mnw at June 19, 2024 10:40 PM (NLIak)
Solifugid...
Black Widow...
Brown Recluse...
Rabid Rat...
Posted by: jim
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I just got stung on my back by a scorpion tonight when I got into my car to come home...
Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2024 10:38 PM (PZo5T)
With scorpions, the bigger they are, the less likely to be too venomous. Any allergic reactions (e.g. throat starting to close)? If so, take some benadryl, go to urgent care/emergeny.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:40 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: blaster at June 19, 2024 10:36 PM (IFNME)
Because it's election season. Helps with Muzzie voters, doesn't with Jewish voters.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:38 PM (ynpvh)
Yes.
And because our government is run by toddlers.
Malicious toddlers. But toddlers nonetheless.
Posted by: With Full Diapers at June 19, 2024 10:40 PM (nQ5Xg)
This would provide a window for the criminal side to sell it cheaper and without all the red tape.
The fact is the vast majority of users just want to get high without having to jump thru hoops or spend a fortune.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at June 19, 2024 10:38 PM (elaR+)
It's not like we saw this exact same thing happen with alcohol, tobacco, and every other substance known to man, since ever.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 19, 2024 10:40 PM (jGGMD)
Gee, white liberal government Do-Gooders amplifying the stereotypes.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 19, 2024 10:41 PM (hzmX4)
And once everyone has had a good laugh at the lark, *put it back where you found it.*
Seriously, don't just vanish some kid's playground. Not cool.
Posted by: Voyager at June 19, 2024 10:41 PM (nmL8W)
Posted by: Ciampino - a AoSHQ no-no at June 19, 2024 10:41 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Dr. T at June 19, 2024 10:03 PM (jGGMD)
Concur. I drank a Red Bull once, back when the only flavor was, well, I don't know what the one flavor was. Nasty, it was.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2024 10:41 PM (1Jemc)
Posted by: blaster at June 19, 2024 10:36 PM (IFNME)
Because it's election season. Helps with Muzzie voters, doesn't with Jewish voters.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:38 PM (ynpvh)
Yes.
And because our government is run by toddlers.
Malicious toddlers. But toddlers nonetheless.
Posted by: With Full Diapers at June 19, 2024 10:40 PM (nQ5Xg)
Evil Pacleds.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:41 PM (ynpvh)
Maybe Colorado can learn from its experience and try again with Fentanyl.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 19, 2024 10:42 PM (hzmX4)
Posted by: Ciampino - a AoSHQ no-no at June 19, 2024 10:41 PM (qfLjt)
Indeed. Like my comment #28.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:42 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: lin-duh
Promises self to not bitch about mosquitoes.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2024 10:43 PM (vJiyU)
Yep. Personally I don't indulge...way past my days.
But, when these states decided to 'legalize', they screwed themselves. Come on moron government! Did you really think it would work?! Stupid gov't bullshit...again..
Good freakin' grief...🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 19, 2024 10:43 PM (TuE3C)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2024 10:35 PM (WXNFJ)
Did you ever take Vivarin in college when you had all-nighters for finals? This is a liquid form of that.
PSA: Taking Vivarin and drinking big gulps of diet coke all night does not, in fact, enable one to study well at all. Freshman myth, unlike the 15 pounds.
Posted by: Moki at June 19, 2024 10:43 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: lin-duh
Promises self to not bitch about mosquitoes.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2024 10:43 PM (vJiyU)
Unless you're in Alaska or Minnesota. I believe they're state birds there.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:43 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
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They are great! J's birthday present was a guided tour of the firearms museum. It was supposed to be 2 hours, we got almost 4. I loved seeing him so happy.
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 19, 2024 10:44 PM (iZbyp)
=
Well, naturally.
The Regime considers Iran to be an ally.
Posted by: Methos at June 19, 2024 10:44 PM (Dnobf)
It's almost as if when people see the effects of very high potency marijuana - higher schizophrenia rates, much higher rates of psychotic episodes, and how nonfunctional heavy dope users are, that discourages people from using.
The new gold mine is going to be national legalization, which will solve all the problems of the marijuana producers and retailers.
Don't hold your breath waiting for that to happen, kids.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2024 10:44 PM (uxCna)
So what's the beef?
I mean I get it EVERYTHING is fake and gay but this is just I don't know there are no words.
Posted by: blaster at June 19, 2024 10:44 PM (IFNME)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2024 10:35 PM (WXNFJ)
It is for people who want something with more kick than coffee but doesn't make you as irritating as cocaine
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2024 10:45 PM (D7oie)
Wasn't Big Tobacco and Big Beverage trying to get into the cannabis game?
I'm thinking Phillip Morris, Constellation Brands, Altria (Marlboro) and a handful of new corporate players.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
There was an urban legend going around in the 1960's that the tobacco companies had copyrights on all the pot names like "Acapulco Gold" and after legalization they would have those markets.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2024 10:45 PM (63Dwl)
Malicious toddlers. But toddlers nonetheless.
Posted by: With Full Diapers at June 19, 2024 10:40 PM (nQ5Xg)
Saw a meme the other day:
"This presidency is like being tied to a chair watching a toddler with a loaded pistol."
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at June 19, 2024 10:45 PM (y7DxH)
So what's the beef?
I mean I get it EVERYTHING is fake and gay but this is just I don't know there are no words.
Posted by: blaster at June 19, 2024 10:44 PM (IFNME)
Get a toaster, put a kid's blond wig on it. Give it to Biden.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:45 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2024 10:35 PM (WXNFJ)
It is for people who want something with more kick than coffee but doesn't make you as irritating as cocaine
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2024 10:45 PM (D7oie)
Don't really use caffeine. When I need it, a Coca Cola or Mountain Dew does the trick (and not even a whole can).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:46 PM (ynpvh)
26 seconds; cops investigating it as a possible 'hate crime'.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 10:10 PM (ZdexC)
Was in the WalMart in Airdrie, Alberta today. Saw a shit-maggot in a "free palestine" T-shirt, accompanied by a child and a woman in the full toe bag.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2024 10:46 PM (1Jemc)
They were so lost in magical thinking they were incapable of seeing how it would actually turn out."
I remember the "debates" with the Libertarians. Lots of revisionist history about the Temperance Movement and Prohibition then these claims that marijuana isn't addictive or harmful and then the bleating about how the tax money will be distributed by the government to treat addiction.
If there is no harm or addiction, then why provide treatment? Just Libertarians promoting Small Government by establishing whole new taxing authorities and social programs.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 19, 2024 10:47 PM (hzmX4)
Posted by: jim
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It was a good sized common to Texas brown scorpion. Took a Benadryl but don't think it got me too bad. I definitely felt a poke and reached around to see what poked me, it felt like a dried leaf until it started moving... then I might have screamed a little...and jumped out of the car.
Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2024 10:48 PM (PZo5T)
26 seconds; cops investigating it as a possible 'hate crime'.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 10:10 PM (ZdexC)
Was in the WalMart in Airdrie, Alberta today. Saw a shit-maggot in a "free palestine" T-shirt, accompanied by a child and a woman in the full toe bag.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2024 10:46 PM (1Jemc)
I want a shirt:
Front: Free Palestine
Back: From Hamas, Islamic Jihad, and Hezzbolah
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:48 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at June 19, 2024 10:38 PM (y7DxH)
I drove through a tiny little unincorporated town on my way to a slightly larger country town yesterda and saw four flower pots lined up in someone's driveway with pot growing in each one. Ten years ago I would have instantly guessed they were tomatoes, but nope.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2024 10:48 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2024 10:46 PM (1Jemc)
Just think of it a cultural enrichment...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 19, 2024 10:49 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: lin-duh
Promises self to not bitch about mosquitoes.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2024 10:43 PM (vJiyU)
NO SHIT!
Posted by: Mosquitos The Size of Hummingbirds at June 19, 2024 10:49 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: mindful webworker - excuses, excuses at June 19, 2024 10:50 PM (+u0P5)
Posted by: Live Wire at June 19, 2024 10:51 PM (V5BDR)
Part of the traditional argument is that illegal marijuana is usually low potency, and legal marijuana is very high potency.
It's like arguing that 3.2 beer isn't that harmful, and then legalizing Everclear.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2024 10:51 PM (uxCna)
They were so lost in magical thinking they were incapable of seeing how it would actually turn out."
It's like they were all high or something.
Posted by: Tom Servo
For a significant amount of time, the University of Mississippi hosted one of the very few legal sites for cultivating cannabis. It was tied in to the researchers in Ole Miss's Pharmacy School. There was a very high fence, and a guard tower, that, for a brief period, was occupied by an armed guard. Spotlights and all sorts of security doo-dads.
Weed being Weed and college students being college students, there were a number of attempts made to snag a few of the plants. My personal favorite story of that is when a small group of Fraternity guys carefully cased the place and picked the ideal moment at night to use fly fishing rods to grab some herbage.
Didn't work, but I admire their effort and originality. Fly-Fishing For Green Bud in Oxford, Mississippi - good title for an aspiring Richard Brautigan.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 19, 2024 10:51 PM (u/Zei)
There used to be that legal and cheap substance that on the continuum was somewhere between caffeine and cocaine as far as providing that "kick": Ephedra. Apparently Mormons could now get jacked up in the morning like everyone else by drinking Ma huang tea.
But like all good things, the USG banned ephedra and legalized weed. Its like they wanted production to stop.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 19, 2024 10:51 PM (hzmX4)
Would've been here sooner but I wasn't.
Posted by: mindful webworker - excuses, excuses at June 19, 2024 10:50 PM (+u0P5)
If you had been, I'd be worried right now.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:51 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Toaster Fucker
Luddite.
Posted by: Air-Fryer Fucker at June 19, 2024 10:28 PM (DgGvY)
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Ravishing household appliances is so yesterday.
Posted by: Ciampino - Tailpipe rapists attack from the rear at June 19, 2024 10:52 PM (qfLjt)
Part of the traditional argument is that illegal marijuana is usually low potency, and legal marijuana is very high potency.
It's like arguing that 3.2 beer isn't that harmful, and then legalizing Everclear.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2024 10:51 PM (uxCna)
Never smoked, never toked. Kinda remember what it smelled like in HS, and today's smells skunky as hell, not at all like what I remember.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:53 PM (ynpvh)
>>It's like arguing that 3.2 beer isn't that harmful, and then legalizing Everclear.
It's just good fortune that alcohol isn't addictive.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2024 10:53 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 19, 2024 10:53 PM (KhB32)
Posted by: These Ones Were Harmless at June 19, 2024 10:54 PM (nQ5Xg)
>>It's like arguing that 3.2 beer isn't that harmful, and then legalizing Everclear.
It's just good fortune that alcohol isn't addictive.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2024 10:53 PM (LkLld)
Heavy drinkers that try to quit cold-turkey can die.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:54 PM (ynpvh)
I expect I will be sleeping soon. But first... Not that! Greetings and salutations!
I don't imagine I will someday choose insects over snow, but as they say, never say never. But still, living creepy crawly things vs inanimate cold stuff. The cold stuff has to be the better option.
And, hello troll! However did you come up with your nic?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 19, 2024 10:54 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at June 19, 2024 10:54 PM (y7DxH)
If there is no harm or addiction, then why provide treatment? Just Libertarians promoting Small Government by establishing whole new taxing authorities and social programs.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
The weed of today is waaaaay stronger than what they were talking about.
Evidence is starting to come out about harmful effects of it, but the weed lovers don't want to hear it.
I was on a firearms forum that LOVED their weed and they would make pot-needle jokes whenever a study was mentioned showing the link between heavy weed use and it's long term effects.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at June 19, 2024 10:55 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: Sous-Vide Fucker at June 19, 2024 10:55 PM (DgGvY)
I expect I will be sleeping soon. But first... Not that! Greetings and salutations!
I don't imagine I will someday choose insects over snow, but as they say, never say never. But still, living creepy crawly things vs inanimate cold stuff. The cold stuff has to be the better option.
And, hello troll! However did you come up with your nic?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 19, 2024 10:54 PM (S5+ge)
Surprised it can even spell. At least the effluent is not stream-of-concious BS like Ray/Paul.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:55 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2024 10:55 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Sous-Vide Fucker at June 19, 2024 10:55 PM (DgGvY)
You might end up in hot water with that comment.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:56 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: These Ones Were Harmless
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This happened out at a friend's place in Dripping Springs. I'm in SW Austin.
Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2024 10:56 PM (PZo5T)
Well... close.
Cannabis and tomatoes (Solanum lycopersicum) belong to the same plant family Solanaceae.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 19, 2024 10:56 PM (hzmX4)
In most state liquor stores were deemed essential during the virus lockdown.
Not a real mystery why.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2024 10:56 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Wait! What??!
Posted by: nance pelosi at June 19, 2024 10:56 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2024 10:55 PM (RIvkX)
You're welcome.
Sorry I had to use "Flakes" tonight.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 19, 2024 10:56 PM (QXQ4l)
Front: Free Palestine
Back: From Hamas, Islamic Jihad, and Hezzbolah
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:48 PM (ynpvh)
I was thinking a "Nuke Gaza" shirt would be nice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2024 10:58 PM (1Jemc)
Not bloody likely. We have a pole smoking gov. That girl don't care...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 19, 2024 10:58 PM (TuE3C)
I believe that was the excuse government made to keep high-tax liquor stores open while law enforcement was busy locking up Christians for meeting on Sunday.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 19, 2024 10:59 PM (hzmX4)
Not bloody likely. We have a pole smoking gov. That girl don't care...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 19, 2024 10:58 PM (TuE3C)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 19, 2024 10:59 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 19, 2024 11:00 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2024 11:01 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2024 11:01 PM (S6gqv)
I believe that was the excuse government made to keep high-tax liquor stores open while law enforcement was busy locking up Christians for meeting on Sunday.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 19, 2024 10:59 PM (hzmX4)
Well, maybe the kept strip clubs and sex dungeons open, in the believe humans are like wolverines and will die without sex...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 11:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Good Job! at June 19, 2024 11:02 PM (V5BDR)
Computer programming amateur pharmacists who needed focus for very long periods of time (without resorting to meth) would mix up protein shakes with Excedrin and Ephedra.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 19, 2024 11:02 PM (hzmX4)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2024 11:01 PM (RIvkX)
I'm into scorpion shaving...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 11:02 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 19, 2024 11:00 PM (S5+ge)
There is a big Ephedra shrub in the yard at my AZ place. They called the stuff "Mormon Tea".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2024 11:02 PM (1Jemc)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at June 19, 2024 11:03 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: Good Job! at June 19, 2024 11:02 PM (V5BDR)
I hear the Panera bakery owner is rolling in dough...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 11:03 PM (ynpvh)
If I was more ambitious, I would be growing both on my front porch.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 19, 2024 11:03 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 19, 2024 11:00 PM (S5+ge)
Me too. Not sure if it was healthy
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 19, 2024 11:03 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2024 10:51 PM (uxCna)
And what sort of world is it when someone could just walk into a liquor store and buy Everclear? I mean, even children could get hold of it, or other hard liquors, for consumption. I mean some families would knowingly allow under-aged children to have drinks with the family.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2024 11:04 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at June 19, 2024 11:03 PM (elaR+)
https://youtu.be/RYHaarxQTFk&t=14s
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 11:04 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at June 19, 2024 11:05 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: Ciampino - I said No Smoking at June 19, 2024 11:05 PM (qfLjt)
Hmmm. I guess I should add that to my imaginary porch garden.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 19, 2024 11:05 PM (S5+ge)
It is a gasoline additive.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 19, 2024 11:05 PM (hzmX4)
If I was more ambitious, I would be growing both on my front porch.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 19, 2024 11:03 PM (S5+ge)
Wonder if you can graft them together...THC-infused Fried Green tomatoes...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 11:06 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/595prxk8
Posted by: Ciampino - I said No Smoking at June 19, 2024 11:05 PM (qfLjt)
Were any chads hanging or pregnant?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 11:06 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at June 19, 2024 11:03 PM (elaR+)
https://youtu.be/RYHaarxQTFk&t=14s
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
He is the founder of the club
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at June 19, 2024 11:06 PM (elaR+)
that is what the protein shake is for, to slow the release into the bloodstream.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 19, 2024 11:07 PM (hzmX4)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at June 19, 2024 11:03 PM (elaR+)
https://youtu.be/RYHaarxQTFk&t=14s
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
He is the founder of the club
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at June 19, 2024 11:06 PM (elaR+)
Or the founder's kid...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 11:07 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/595prxk8
Posted by: Ciampino - I said No Smoking
Power outage, all they had were candles.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2024 11:07 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2024 11:09 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2024 10:53 PM (LkLld)
It should be banned for the children, and for the abused and neglected wives. After all, the revenue to the state is not worth the loss in production in the factories and farms, those taxes are nothing but blood money. We are not against saloons, and we have no beef with people look for wholesome companionship, but nothing short of PROHIBITION is acceptable for the moral and physical salvation of our country
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2024 11:09 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: A Very Scared Toaster at June 19, 2024 11:09 PM (elaR+)
Arguably one of the, if not THE most powerful US gov administration positions - FBI director - is a cross dressing queer? From the 1920s thru the 1970s? 50 years, and nobody thought this was important? How does that happen?
When the Soviet Union fell, and the KGB files were opened, two major stories popped out: 1. Teddy Kennedy's letter asking the KGB for aid in defeating Reagan in 1984 election. 2. That the whole J.Edgar Hoover cross dressing story, was a KGB smear campaign.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 19, 2024 11:10 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: Diogenes
Can't go wrong with just a glance to the side and a slight wink.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 19, 2024 11:10 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Diogenes
Oh no!
Posted by: A Very Scared Toaster at June 19, 2024 11:09 PM (elaR+)
Biden's is a Hello Kitty type.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 11:10 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/595prxk8
Posted by: Ciampino - I said No Smoking
-
*POINTS EXCITEDLY*
Posted by: Soyjack bros. at June 19, 2024 11:11 PM (Dnobf)
Arguably one of the, if not THE most powerful US gov administration positions - FBI director - is a cross dressing queer? From the 1920s thru the 1970s? 50 years, and nobody thought this was important? How does that happen?
When the Soviet Union fell, and the KGB files were opened, two major stories popped out: 1. Teddy Kennedy's letter asking the KGB for aid in defeating Reagan in 1984 election. 2. That the whole J.Edgar Hoover cross dressing story, was a KGB smear campaign.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 19, 2024 11:10 PM (CecP5)
If it had been a shmear campaign, that'd make someone a bagel f**ker.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 11:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2024 11:09 PM (W/lyH)
I thought my toaster was bad because I have to punch the bread down twice to get it toasted. It turns out the problem is my home-made bread. It doesn't have any sugar in the recipe and doesn't have any additives like baking powder to help it rise, so it won't brown as fast as commercially made bread.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2024 11:12 PM (D7oie)
It is a gasoline additive.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 19, 2024 11:05 PM (hzmX4)
Periscope lens cleaner and de-icer.
Posted by: UBoat Commander at June 19, 2024 11:12 PM (6gW4D)
Scorpian-nado!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 19, 2024 11:12 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: These Ones Were Harmless
"House scorpions?"
I feel better about the "house centipedes" we've got up here in the frozen north, now. Or I will until the next one goes running up the bedroom wall at Mach 2.
https://tinyurl.com/hpede
Their legs and feelers make them cover about a 1"x3" to 2"x4" area. We have winters specifically to keep creepy bugs small. That sort of thing shouldn't live up here.
Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2024 11:12 PM (DgGvY)
Scorpian-nado!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 19, 2024 11:12 PM (w6EFb)
More of a dust-devil.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 11:12 PM (ynpvh)
*Narrator: Nobody cares.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2024 11:13 PM (0eaVi)
Well, if you have the money, might as well give some to the working class. Other than that ... I can't imagine what could be so broken with a simple toilet, that I would not fix it myself for $20, or at most ... new toilet and seal ... $120.
But idk, maybe San Fran requires a union plumber to fix any toilet leak?
Posted by: illiniwek at June 19, 2024 11:14 PM (Cus5s)
I actually did buy a bottle of Everclear once - only a few liquor stores in Oregon carry it.
My wife had some recipe that required very pure alcohol. The bottle hasn't been touched yet.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2024 11:15 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at June 19, 2024 11:16 PM (elaR+)
That's right. People really can't be held accountable for their choices and it is necessary for the benevolent powerful State to protect them and keep them safe from*any* actions that would keep them from filling the coffers of said State.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 19, 2024 11:16 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 19, 2024 11:14 PM (Cus5s)
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He's a Russian dude who lives in a very nice house. He is in no union.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2024 11:16 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 19, 2024 11:17 PM (TuE3C)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at June 19, 2024 11:18 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 19, 2024 11:03 PM (S5+ge)
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No. Cannabis sativa belongs in the Cannabaceae family.
Now the tobacco plant, potato plant and Jimson weed (Datura stramonium) all belong with tomato plants - Solanaceae.
Did you know that if a tomato stem is grafted onto a tobacco plant, the tomatoes will contain nicotine which is made in the roots.
Posted by: Ciampino - nicotine is named after a Frenchman at June 19, 2024 11:18 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 19, 2024 11:19 PM (S5+ge)
Front: Free Palestine
Back: From Hamas, Islamic Jihad, and Hezzbolah
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:48 PM (ynpvh)
I want one that reads 'Free Palestine! 'Cause It Ain't Worth A Fucking Dime'.
Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2024 11:19 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 19, 2024 11:21 PM (TuE3C)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at June 19, 2024 11:21 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 19, 2024 10:56 PM (hzmX4)
Cannabis is Order Rosales, not Solanales
You know this sort of information is actually available for free on the internet, and you can check it easily?
However, one of the tricks was to mix tomatoes and pot in your greenhouse because the color and leaf shapes were similar and a casual observer would miss that it was pot.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2024 11:21 PM (D7oie)
Front: Free Palestine
Back: From Hamas, Islamic Jihad, and Hezzbolah
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:48 PM (ynpvh)
I want one that reads 'Free Palestine! 'Cause It Ain't Worth A Fucking Dime'.
Posted by: RickZ
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Put those shirts on don't forget your bull hide collars and shoulder cuffs.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2024 11:21 PM (E78bp)
Now the tobacco plant, potato plant and Jimson weed (Datura stramonium) all belong with tomato plants - Solanaceae.
Good grief - if I have to add all that to my imaginary porch garden, there won't be room for my lounge chair.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 19, 2024 11:21 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Ciampino - nicotine is named after a Frenchman at June 19, 2024 11:18 PM (qfLjt)
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Tomacco!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2024 11:22 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2024 11:23 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 19, 2024 11:23 PM (QGaXH)
https://tinyurl.com/595prxk8
Posted by: Ciampino - I said No Smoking at June 19, 2024 11:05 PM (qfLjt)
***
I remember watching the ammo dump outside Mogadishu going up one night. Sure was pretty.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2024 11:24 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Word.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2024 11:25 PM (WXNFJ)
Their evidence - a beautiful garden of flowers in her front yard, bright red and most appealing. She tells the PD that she's been growing those flowers for years, just like her mother before her, and her grandmother, and great-grandmother. Luckily, there was one level-headed person there who was able to determine what had happened.
Those were opium poppies, planted during the Civil War to aid the Confederate Medical Service. By the time of the lady's mother, that aspect of things had been forgotten. They just thought of them as pretty flowers.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 19, 2024 11:25 PM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2024 11:25 PM (E78bp)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 19, 2024 11:10 PM (CecP5)
That's right. They were lies! Lies I tell you! (flounces off)
Posted by: Clyde Tolson at June 19, 2024 11:26 PM (4bXjl)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2024 11:26 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 19, 2024 11:28 PM (mH6SG)
The phrase "Pier to Gaza" should replace "Bridge to Nowhere".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 19, 2024 11:28 PM (w6EFb)
We appropriated dry ice from the chemistry building to carbonate the punch.
Posted by: Kratwurst at June 19, 2024 11:28 PM (fcDpY)
I actually did buy a bottle of Everclear once - only a few liquor stores in Oregon carry it.
Walmart has it here in Indiana.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2024 11:28 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Ciampino
The rolling paper gets all soggy, though.
Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2024 11:28 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 19, 2024 11:10 PM (CecP5)
That's right. They were lies! Lies I tell you! (flounces off in high heels)
Posted by: Clyde Tolson
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at June 19, 2024 11:29 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 19, 2024 11:29 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 19, 2024 11:03 PM (S5+ge)
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No. Cannabis sativa belongs in the Cannabaceae family.
Now the tobacco plant, potato plant and Jimson weed (Datura stramonium) all belong with tomato plants - Solanaceae.
Did you know that if a tomato stem is grafted onto a tobacco plant, the tomatoes will contain nicotine which is made in the roots.
Posted by: Ciampino - nicotine is named after a Frenchman at June 19, 2024 11:18 PM (qfLjt)
Heh. I said the same about marijuana in comment #198. LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 11:30 PM (ynpvh)
But, for the love of Mike, PLEASE COVER YOUR MOUTH AND NOSE when you don't.
Posted by: GWB at June 19, 2024 11:30 PM (AWrpC)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2024 11:30 PM (RIvkX)
Front: Free Palestine
Back: From Hamas, Islamic Jihad, and Hezzbolah
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:48 PM (ynpvh)
I want one that reads 'Free Palestine! 'Cause It Ain't Worth A Fucking Dime'.
Posted by: RickZ
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Put those shirts on don't forget your bull hide collars and shoulder cuffs.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2024 11:21 PM (E78bp)
Spiked collar.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 11:31 PM (ynpvh)
They are still going to sting - it's in their nature.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 19, 2024 11:31 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 19, 2024 11:32 PM (4bXjl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Word.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2024 11:25 PM (WXNFJ)
Folks at the college apartments I was at were more into Boones 'n beer.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 11:32 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ciampino
The rolling paper gets all soggy, though.
Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2024 11:28 PM (DgGvY)
Fried Green Tomaccos.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 11:32 PM (ynpvh)
They are still going to sting - it's in their nature.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 19, 2024 11:31 PM (S5+ge)
There's some story about them stinging the French, though, on their backs.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 11:33 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Miklos is easily amused at June 19, 2024 11:34 PM (4fkHT)
Posted by: Ciampino
The rolling paper gets all soggy, though.
Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2024 11:28 PM (DgGvY)
***
BLTs taste like Redman.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2024 11:35 PM (W/lyH)
Energy chiefs wasted millions on 'overly optimistic' carbon studies for Biden's climate agenda
https://mol.im/a/13547207
Posted by: Ciampino - consult sun dogs at June 19, 2024 11:37 PM (qfLjt)
Up here in northern Israel we often found the black ones on our property, usually outdoors. But some of them managed to slip inside. Haven't seen one for about 2 years now.
Maybe that's because about 2 years ago we suddenly had a few baby coin-marked snake seek shelter inside our house.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 19, 2024 11:37 PM (UZBvJ)
Posted by: javems at June 19, 2024 11:37 PM (8I4hW)
https://mol.im/a/13543805
Posted by: Ciampino - It's a slow night #01 at June 19, 2024 11:39 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: javems at June 19, 2024 11:37 PM (8I4hW)
Purple panty eaters.
Three of them and the panties are history.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2024 11:39 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: PabloD at June 19, 2024 11:41 PM (ciUIQ)
Of course, a good buzz as well...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 19, 2024 11:41 PM (TuE3C)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 19, 2024 11:42 PM (dZVON)
Energy chiefs wasted millions on 'overly optimistic' carbon studies for Biden's climate agenda
https://mol.im/a/13547207
Posted by: Ciampino - consult sun dogs at June 19, 2024 11:37 PM (qfLjt)
Which country pumps the most CO2 into the atmosphere?
almost 50% (48.8% per 2022 numbers) comes from China.
China: 47.80%
USA: 18.32%
India: 10.16%
http://tiny.cc/gxdpyz
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 11:42 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ciampino
Are those Doctor-Evil-style "air quotes?"
If they're not, the quoted words are unnecessary.
Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2024 11:45 PM (DgGvY)
They are still going to sting - it's in their nature.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
A guy named Colin (pronounced Coleen) in Yucatan had the duty and hobby of killing scorpions. They have those in Yucatan, and they like to get on the still-warm blacktop roads after dark.
Colin used a machete.
Posted by: Miklos, saluting Colin, because I never had a scorpion in a shoe (they warn you about this) at June 19, 2024 11:45 PM (4fkHT)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 19, 2024 11:45 PM (BZZru)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 10:01 PM
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Unlike the American people, Netanyahu is not easily intemidated.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2024 11:45 PM (E78bp)
Energy chiefs wasted millions on 'overly optimistic' carbon studies for Biden's climate agenda
https://mol.im/a/13547207
Posted by: Ciampino - consult sun dogs at June 19, 2024 11:37 PM (qfLjt)
And not a single one will be punished
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 19, 2024 11:46 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 19, 2024 10:23 PM (w6EFb)
I was actually hoping we'd see a Feb 30 in 2000 but I guess we have to wait until 2100.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 19, 2024 11:46 PM (QGaXH)
...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 11:42 PM (ynpvh)
Numbers wrong. Trying again.
China: 32.88% of total world CO2
USA: 12.60%
India: 6.99%
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 11:47 PM (ynpvh)
Just remember to change every 'her' to 'him'.
'was transitioning from male to female' - what a joke. Was he dickless?
https://mol.im/a/13548075
Posted by: Ciampino - scrotumless? at June 19, 2024 11:48 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 19, 2024 11:45 PM (BZZru)
Both ranges were packed today. The driving range and the shooting range.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2024 11:50 PM (W/lyH)
Coffee
Black and unsweetened, like my life
Just then, this broad with long pegs wrapped in a pencil skirt walks in.
"Help me, Mr. Hammer-you're my only hope"
Those legs and a $50 retainer speak to a man.
Posted by: Mike Hammer # 65 by Miklos Spillane at June 19, 2024 11:52 PM (4fkHT)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
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When I was storing hay all non poisonous snakes had free passage in my barn.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2024 11:52 PM (E78bp)
Posted by: Ciampino
Are those Doctor-Evil-style "air quotes?"
If they're not, the quoted words are unnecessary.
Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2024 11:45 PM (DgGvY)
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Daily Mail has a fetish: air quotes and "Moment when" - two fetishes. Often I will remove both.
Posted by: Ciampino - mino-Faucis at June 19, 2024 11:53 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 19, 2024 11:53 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: publius
Every Leap Year, I jump for joy
Posted by: Miklos references Professor Longhair, but you kids at June 19, 2024 11:54 PM (4fkHT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2024 11:55 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 19, 2024 11:55 PM (BZZru)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2024 11:56 PM (63Dwl)
– Philippine and Chinese vessels collided near the Second Thomas Shoal in the South China Sea on Monday, the China Coast Guard (CCG) said, as Beijing steps up efforts to push its claims over the disputed area.
Known in Chinese as the Ren'ai Reef, the Second Thomas Shoal has seen an escalating number of confrontations between Chinese and Philippine ships in recent months.
_Peking
Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2024 11:56 PM (E78bp)
Posted by: publius
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The Druids hated having to move all those stones every 40 years.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2024 11:56 PM (jdHxK)
Feb 30th has a been real date. You can look up the details. Sweden got screwed up with Julian vs Gregorian, and got back in sync with a Feb 30th, for instance. It has existed in other calendars.
Feb 31st has never existed, and that has been used for "unknown date" on gravestones.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 19, 2024 11:57 PM (w6EFb)
' I was actually hoping we'd see a Feb 30 in 2000 but I guess we have to wait until 2100.'
Exactly! I can't wait!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 19, 2024 11:57 PM (TuE3C)
Posted by: ham and egger FBI Miklos at June 19, 2024 11:57 PM (4fkHT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2024 11:57 PM (GpgfZ)
...the potential sale, which must be approved by Congress, includes 291 warhead-equipped Altius-600M drones and 720 Switchblade 300 anti-personnel and anti-armor loitering munitions, marking the 15th arms package approved by U.S. President Joe Biden’s administration.
_japantimes
Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2024 11:57 PM (E78bp)
Coffee
Black and unsweetened, like my life
Just then, this broad with long pegs wrapped in a pencil skirt walks in.
"Help me, Mr. Hammer-you're my only hope"
Those legs and a $50 retainer speak to a man.
Posted by: Mike Hammer # 65 by Miklos Spillane at June 19, 2024 11:52 PM (4fkHT)
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I thought you were going to break out in "Long Cool Woman In A Black dress"
Posted by: Ciampino - mini-Faucis at June 19, 2024 11:57 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: publius
Every Leap Year, I jump for joy
Posted by: Miklos references Professor Longhair, but you kids at June 19, 2024 11:54 PM (4fkHT)
Because 2000 was divisible by 400, it HAD a leap year.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 11:58 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Galactic Master Miklos at June 19, 2024 11:58 PM (4fkHT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2024 11:59 PM (jdHxK)
Three of them and the panties are history.
Posted by: Diogenes
I'm guessing that was part of yer higher education gained at Wazzu.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 19, 2024 11:59 PM (BZZru)
It's a member of the Asteraceae family, related to Daisies, Sunflowers, and somewhere around 32,000 other flowering plants. You can recognize it by its yellow peg-shaped flowers and sweet maple syrup like smell. Rednecks learned from the Five Civilized Tribes that smoking rabbit tobacco could have a mild sedative effect, and even help with some respiratory disorders.
It doesn't get one high, but there is a mild soporific quality to it, and it's a good alternative when actual tobacco isn't ready to hand.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 12:01 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 20, 2024 12:01 AM (mH6SG)
A February date that starts with a three
Posted by: Joyce Kilmer at June 20, 2024 12:03 AM (jdHxK)
Posted by: jim
But nobody knows that, because all the software crashed.
Posted by: Y2K survivor Miklos at June 20, 2024 12:03 AM (4fkHT)
US Los Angeles
An indictment unsealed in California charged 24 defendants with conspiracy to distribute cocaine and methamphetamine and money laundering offenses.
China and Mexico have, each, arrested one individual in connection with the case.
[Liz] Randall said China's actions "build on the commitment made between President Biden and President Xi to resume bilateral cooperation to combat global illicit drug manufacturing and trafficking."
Justice said $5 million in narcotics proceeds had been seized during the investigation, along with 302 pounds of cocaine, 92 pounds of methamphetamine and 3,000 Ecstasy pills.
_AFP: https://tinyurl.com/ycy88vdk
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2024 12:03 AM (E78bp)
Three of them and the panties are history.
Posted by: Diogenes
I'm guessing that was part of yer higher education gained at Wazzu.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 19, 2024 11:59 PM (BZZru)
***
Homework. ;-)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2024 12:04 AM (W/lyH)
A February date that starts with a three
Posted by: Joyce Kilmer
Oh you think you're Smart?
Posted by: Dr. Joyce Brothers at June 20, 2024 12:05 AM (4fkHT)
The U.S. on Tuesday approved the sale of $360 million worth of armed drones and loitering munitions to Taiwan
Loitering munitions? Bullets that just hang around on the street corner.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2024 12:05 AM (63Dwl)
https://mol.im/a/13545329
Now do Joe Biden.
On another note: Maddow has transitioned into a male but has been unable to grow some even with all those Chinese potions of rhino horn.
Posted by: Ciampino - remember to use far left terminology at June 20, 2024 12:05 AM (qfLjt)
I was at a Vietnamese farm house having lunch one day. I was accompanied by my counterpart, my medic and my interpreter. As we ate a jar of rice whisky, their moonshine, and a shot glass made rounds of the table. This shit would make you teeth numb. My medic didn't drink, so I had to take his shot. After that we played a game of "Spin the Ducks Head". Kind of like spin the bottle but whomever the bill pointed to had to take a shot.
It all gets a little blurry after that. Evidently I made it up to the road, as some locals picked me up out of a ditch, put me in the back of a Lambretta three wheeler and delivered me to our team house. I had words with the medic when I sobered up a day or two later.
Posted by: javems at June 20, 2024 12:06 AM (8I4hW)
...
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2024 12:03 AM (E78bp)
China has been in a drug war with the US since the 1950's. They made sure our troops had access to the highest quality heroin at the lowest prices to make our troops ineffective. They've been running guns, drugs, and other stuff into the US and via Mexico for many decades now. Most US Gov't officials are either on the take or told to take a blind eye.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2024 12:07 AM (ynpvh)
A February date that starts with a three
Posted by: Joyce Kilmer
Oh you think you're Smart?
Posted by: Dr. Joyce Brothers at June 20, 2024 12:05 AM (4fkHT)
3/2/2024 (European style)...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2024 12:08 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ciampino - remember to use far left terminology ... at June 20, 2024 12:08 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 20, 2024 12:08 AM (TuE3C)
https://mol.im/a/13545329
Now do Joe Biden.
On another note: Maddow has transitioned into a male but has been unable to grow some even with all those Chinese potions of rhino horn.
Posted by: Ciampino - remember to use far left terminology at June 20, 2024 12:05 AM (qfLjt)
She's been using the Rhino horn wrong...or maybe right. I dunno.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2024 12:08 AM (ynpvh)
So, a good time was had by all?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 20, 2024 12:09 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 20, 2024 12:08 AM (TuE3C)
The TIAs I had do that...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2024 12:10 AM (ynpvh)
Related to pussytoes (Antennaria spp.) and cudweeds (Gamochaeta spp.). Plants in tribe Gnaphalieae of the aster family are often called everlastings, rabbit or Indian tobacco, cudweeds, pussytoes, and/or catfoot.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2024 12:10 AM (E78bp)
Posted by: Miklos has sadz at June 20, 2024 12:10 AM (4fkHT)
Related to pussytoes (Antennaria spp.) and cudweeds (Gamochaeta spp.). Plants in tribe Gnaphalieae of the aster family are often called everlastings, rabbit or Indian tobacco, cudweeds, pussytoes, and/or catfoot.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2024 12:10 AM (E78bp)
if your pussy has toes, seek medical attention...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2024 12:10 AM (ynpvh)
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She walked toward me, her hips waving a happy hello.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2024 12:10 AM (XeU6L)
Most Excellent hash is now gone.
Ye shall not be forgotten, BbopU
Posted by: Miklos has sadz at June 20, 2024 12:10 AM (4fkHT)
For f**k Hate...interesting hash
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2024 12:11 AM (ynpvh)
She's been using the Rhino horn wrong...or maybe right. I dunno.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
I can help
Posted by: Stacey A, the Georgia Water Buffalo at June 20, 2024 12:11 AM (4fkHT)
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She walked toward me, her hips waving a happy hello.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2024 12:10 AM (XeU6L)
As long as it wasn't her belly...or fupa.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2024 12:12 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
The beach is absolutely mobbed. It was also sunny and 75. Beautiful sunset, but I'm not going out there. It's a zoo. Very loud music and cars and motorcycles. Yelling and screaming and tons of traffic. I'm fine to watch it all from my bed. I'll open the windows when I wake up at 3am and shit calms down.
Summertime on the beach. It's pretty nuts.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 20, 2024 12:12 AM (mUKNl)
Furious residents erupt at NYC town hall meeting over crime outside gargantuan migrant shelter that houses 3,000 men
https://mol.im/a/13547229
Posted by: Ciampino - remember to use far left terminology .. at June 20, 2024 12:12 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2024 12:14 AM (E78bp)
Ye shall not be forgotten, BbopU
Posted by: Miklos has sadz at June 20, 2024 12:10 AM (4fkHT)
Uh huh. Next you'll say is you don't know where the endowment money went.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 20, 2024 12:14 AM (0eaVi)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
I like people who see the best in everything and think positively.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN06X_IEIVA
Posted by: Miklos, with musical accompaniment at June 20, 2024 12:15 AM (4fkHT)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2024 12:10 AM (ynpvh) I once came across a group of camel toes, turned out it was the Kardashians
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 20, 2024 12:15 AM (WF/xn)
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She walked toward me, her hips waving a happy hello.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
The next day:
When I woke up, I had the granddaddy of all headaches for two reasons: one was the sore spot in my gut and the other was because I missed the ticker tape parade - only this one wasn't in honor a champ, but it was in honor of a chump.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 20, 2024 12:16 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Jabba the Hut at June 20, 2024 12:16 AM (mH6SG)
It all gets a little blurry after that. Evidently I made it up to the road, as some locals picked me up out of a ditch, put me in the back of a Lambretta three wheeler and delivered me to our team house. I had words with the medic when I sobered up a day or two later.
Posted by: javems
Was there any liquor there that had a cobra or at least a cobra's head in it? That may be a Montagnard thing, possibly. Vietnamese compatriots also mention cobra blood as a drink ingredient.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 12:16 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
It was a whole college, actually
Posted by: Mrs. Bernie Sanders, enjoying one our luxury dachas at June 20, 2024 12:17 AM (4fkHT)
The Gregorian's 400 yr cycle gives 97 leap days per 400 years. This estimates the tropical (cycle of seasons) year as 365.2425 days.
The current value (as of epoch J2000) is 365.2417 mean solar days per tropical year (this is 365.2419 ephemeris days). Around 1900, when they got this stuff figured out to this high of a precision, the mean tropical year was about 365.2422 mean solar days.
Thus the Gregorian is still adding a little too many leap days.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 20, 2024 12:18 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 20, 2024 12:18 AM (BZZru)
...The committee has spoken with over a dozen witnesses, issued 25 subpoenas, and reviewed thousands of documents.
...
Investigators questioned many witnesses regarding a party in July 2017. ... the committee was given a sworn statement by a woman who claimed to have been there at the Florida party that Gaetz also attended. ... the committee has also been informed by several witnesses that they witnessed Gaetz using illegal drugs at parties.
The committee began its investigation against Gaetz in 2021
trying to fire it up again.
They want to get rid of Gaetz so bad
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2024 12:18 AM (E78bp)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 20, 2024 12:18 AM (BZZru)
There was a sale on grandkids?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 20, 2024 12:19 AM (0eaVi)
https://mol.im/a/13543249
Posted by: Ciampino - It's NOT a mysterious loophole at June 20, 2024 12:20 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 12:16 AM (u/Zei)
Not that I encountered. Saw some on an Anthony Bourdain show on Vietnam once.
Posted by: javems at June 20, 2024 12:21 AM (8I4hW)
...
Was there any liquor there that had a cobra or at least a cobra's head in it? That may be a Montagnard thing, possibly. Vietnamese compatriots also mention cobra blood as a drink ingredient.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 12:16 AM (u/Zei)
US had some funky drink ingredients in the 1800's, like Strychnine (drink called a Tarantula, because it felt like spiders were crawling all over your body)...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2024 12:22 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: javems at June 20, 2024 12:22 AM (8I4hW)
If the mean tropical year remained constant, the Gregorian would be good to about 1 day in 3500 years.
But because currently the tropical year is getting shorter (this is the long term dance of Milankovitch cycles), and the mean solar day is getting shorter, the Gregorian calendar will be about a day behind in the year 3200.
Turns out that it work out to skip the 400 year leap year in 3200, the continue as normal through 3600 and 4000, but then switch to a 500 year cycle. That is drop add century leaps every 500 years.
That would keep the calendar in sync to well over 10,000 years in the future.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 20, 2024 12:22 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: scampydog at June 20, 2024 12:22 AM (41CYW)
Just one more thing Biden screwed up.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2024 12:24 AM (E78bp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
heh
We should meet, write three novels within 72 hours, and GET RICH
Posted by: Miklos is not interested in the Famous part at June 20, 2024 12:27 AM (4fkHT)
You would move them for ME ?!!!
Darlin!
Good night again lovlies😜❤❤❤
(You're a jewel, Miklos...)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 20, 2024 12:27 AM (TuE3C)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2024 12:10 AM (ynpvh)
Why? Sounds like heaven!
Posted by: Dick Morris at June 20, 2024 12:28 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2024 12:29 AM (E78bp)
“We have always had a very close relationship but, given the geostrategic and geopolitical changes in recent years, our cooperation is now more intense than ever before,”_Ambassador Clemens von Goetze
_japantimes
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2024 12:29 AM (E78bp)
I can help
Posted by: Stacey A, the Georgia Water Buffalo
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Triggers Patrick O'Brian quote:
"the most unromantic creature that ever urged its squat thick bulk across the face of the protesting earth..."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2024 12:32 AM (XeU6L)
We had a case of that in the neighborhood. A distraught woman, convinced that her hubby was cheating on her, tried to set fire to his car and burned her privates instead. Or in that area, anyway.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 20, 2024 12:34 AM (w6EFb)
Every Leap Year, I jump for joy
Posted by: Miklos references Professor Longhair, but you kids at June 19, 2024 11:54 PM (4fkHT)
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I clap my hands and jump for joy,
as I was here before Kilroy.
Posted by: Ciampino - On wall intoilet at Gilman's Point, Kilimanjaro at June 20, 2024 12:34 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos
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Yeah, well, my quote was directly from Spillane.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2024 12:36 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2024 12:36 AM (E78bp)
https://mol.im/a/13547047
Make the penalties for anti-Jew actions very severe.
Posted by: Ciampino - Aren't all those ME muzzies Semites too? at June 20, 2024 12:36 AM (qfLjt)
Quote from Mickey Spillane-
“That’s past. I learned my lesson by working with Hollywood. . . . If I ever see the word net in a contract, I rip the contract up, goodby. Like net profit. Well, you know, with their accounting system, there is no net profit.”
Posted by: Miklos actually met Mickey once at the age of about 11 (me, not him) at June 20, 2024 12:36 AM (4fkHT)
_japantimes
Posted by: Braenyard
Sure, Deutschland and Japan partnering up - what's the worst that could happen? Have they reached out to Italy?
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 12:37 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
We like to say "tribute"
Or "Sample" for rap artistes
Posted by: Miklos knows copyright bidnis,, oh Lawd indeed at June 20, 2024 12:39 AM (4fkHT)
Posted by: Miklos
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It's all of those 'Administrative' costs. kind of like the Clinton Foundation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2024 12:39 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Papa Hemingway at June 20, 2024 12:41 AM (4fkHT)
https://tinyurl.com/3pysexcp
Posted by: Ciampino - Never heard of this guy at June 20, 2024 12:41 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2024 12:42 AM (E78bp)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2024 12:43 AM (E78bp)
Berlin has realized that it can no longer afford to ignore Indo-Pacific issues, while Tokyo has sought to forge a united front of “like-minded” partners to deal with an “increasingly severe” global security environment.
“We have always had a very close relationship but, given the geostrategic and geopolitical changes in recent years, our cooperation is now more intense than ever before,”_Ambassador Clemens von Goetze
_japantimes
Posted by: Braenyard
I had to do a search on von Goetze to make sure this wasn't a quote from 1937.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2024 12:45 AM (63Dwl)
Dec 14, 2023TOKYO (AP) — The defense ministers of Japan, Britain and Italy signed an agreement Thursday to establish a joint organization to develop a new advanced jet fighter, as their countries push to strengthen cooperation in the face...
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2024 12:45 AM (E78bp)
Posted by: Braenyard
Giorgia Meloni can sauce my manicotti
Posted by: Il Miklosio at June 20, 2024 12:45 AM (4fkHT)
Every Leap Year, I jump for joy
Posted by: Miklos references Professor Longhair, but you kids at June 19, 2024 11:54 PM (4fkHT)
----
I clap my hands and jump for joy,
as I was here before Kilroy.
Posted by: Ciampino - On wall intoilet at Gilman's Point, Kilimanjaro at June 20, 2024 12:34 AM (qfLjt)
'I'm gonna crack my knuckles and jump for joy,
I got a clean bill of health from Dr. McCoy'
One of them long-haired wadda-ya-callit followers of Dr Sevrin...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 20, 2024 12:46 AM (QGaXH)
It was Giorgia that had to rescue the wandering Biden, wasn't it? Come here, Grandpa! Turn around and look this way! And all the others hustle over to get the photo op.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 20, 2024 12:47 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard
Yep
Just like Grandpaw said his Grandpaw used to say.
Posted by: Miklos recalls the oddest things at June 20, 2024 12:47 AM (4fkHT)
"He's dead, Jim" That's what Bones would say upon examining Biden.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 20, 2024 12:48 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2024 12:49 AM (E78bp)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2024 10:02
Indeed SF. Z is a beautiful place, we have nice memories of.
Posted by: Farmer at June 20, 2024 12:50 AM (55Qr6)
It was Giorgia that had to rescue the wandering Biden, wasn't it? Come here, Grandpa! Turn around and look this way! And all the others hustle over to get the photo op.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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Sidebar has an excellent clip of the whole thing.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2024 12:51 AM (E78bp)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2024 12:52 AM (fwDg9)
https://mol.im/a/13543249
Posted by: Ciampino - It's NOT a mysterious loophole at June 20, 2024 12:20 AM (qfLjt)
You had a second mortgage you didn't pay back. You got no formal notice that they canceled the loan and you hoped they forgot about it . Too bad, so sad.
Posted by: polynikes at June 20, 2024 12:52 AM (SHMXB)
Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2024 12:54 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2024 12:55 AM (E78bp)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2024 10:02
Indeed SF. Z is a beautiful place, we have nice memories of.
Posted by: Farmer
De nada
Now for you moneys, gringo
Posted by: 16.6 million "Zihuatenejans" in you racist Norte at June 20, 2024 12:55 AM (4fkHT)
Love much io y'all. Good night.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 20, 2024 12:56 AM (TuE3C)
https://mol.im/a/13547073
I said this long ago, that people who write computer malware need to get death sentences.
Posted by: Ciampino - Make it a capital offence globally at June 20, 2024 12:56 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2024 12:52 AM (fwDg9)
Pervert!
Posted by: RickZ
Peekin? Duck!
Posted by: Me Chinee, me make Joke at June 20, 2024 12:56 AM (4fkHT)
I haven't cooked for 6 in a while.
Problems of scale arise. For one thing I had to locate the table extension to accommodate the diners. That took half an hour. Haven't used it since maybe 2017. But overall it was a success. It was resolved that we should somehow figure out how to play scrabble with 6 persons.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 20, 2024 12:58 AM (MeG8a)
New creature with red eyes found in 4,600-foot 'high-altitude' forest
https://mol.im/a/13543979
Posted by: Ciampino - insect devourers at June 20, 2024 12:58 AM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/5n86es7d
Posted by: Ciampino - watchout for brown stains at June 20, 2024 01:01 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2024 10:09
You do have a point there. Ironic the Biden regime made it a national holiday. Also Biden is the biggest racist president since, oh...Obama.
Posted by: Farmer at June 20, 2024 01:02 AM (55Qr6)
https://mol.im/a/13543249
Posted by: Ciampino - It's NOT a mysterious loophole at June 20, 2024 12:20 AM (qfLjt)
You had a second mortgage you didn't pay back. You got no formal notice that they canceled the loan and you hoped they forgot about it . Too bad, so sad.
Posted by: polynikes
Yea, I saw that.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 20, 2024 01:02 AM (sAmhv)
NY Post
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2024 01:04 AM (E78bp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Herr von Goetze appears to have shed his umlaut, unless it's in the style guide for that particular media outlet to omit them.
I see this more and more - why the umlaut-shaming? Fellow Teutons, don't let them spell your dipthong wrong!
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 01:05 AM (u/Zei)
https://mol.im/a/13548945
Posted by: Ciampino - SpaceX to the rescue at June 20, 2024 01:05 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2024 11:15 PM (uxCna)
In college we would soak fruit in it for "jungle juice parties" and it was vile stuff. someone gave me a fifth of it once and I used it to run an alcohol stove. It burns cleaner than fuel deicer, Heet.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2024 01:06 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Miklos in best Slim Pickens voice at June 20, 2024 01:06 AM (4fkHT)
So, last night I had a weird kind of nightmare. I was managing a 300-room hotel that was booked solid for a 3-day weekend. I recall trying to arrange for extra housekeeping crew. Really strange. Still felt pressured after I woke up. 🫣
What nightmares may come tonight?!?
https://youtu.be/K0lH8OM8gmI
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - enough is enough at June 20, 2024 01:08 AM (bTiC6)
*nods knowingly*
Avocado hand is nothing to take lightly.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 20, 2024 01:08 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2024 01:08 AM (E78bp)
Is a diphthong the thing Maddcow hasn't managed to grow?
Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #98 at June 20, 2024 01:09 AM (qfLjt)
I've been waiting for that. It's a recurring nova, period of about 80 years or so. Could go off anytime between now and Sept. If it acts the way it did in the past. If...
The star is T. Coronae Borealis, in the constellation of Corona Borealis (the northern crown).
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 20, 2024 01:10 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Kindltot
You put some Everklear in the bowl and some fruit something and some dry ice stolen from the chem lab and kids will drink that because cool kinda ice-smoke comes off of that.
Posted by: Miklos vaguely recalls Kollidge at June 20, 2024 01:10 AM (4fkHT)
NY Post
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2024 01:04 AM (E78bp)
WARNING - SPLASH ZONE
Posted by: Sea World at June 20, 2024 01:10 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2024 01:11 AM (E78bp)
In the future, I shall sign all legal documents with that name.
If challenged, the World may end before it gets to Court.
Posted by: T. Miklos Coronae Borealis at June 20, 2024 01:13 AM (4fkHT)
Posted by: Braenyard
Now, if a man who calls himself "Mr. Hister" shows up...
Incidentally, it is one of the most chilling things ever when elderly Germans make reference to "die guten alten Zeiten."
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 01:13 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Braenyard
The roots are healthy
Might be
Posted by: Chance the Gardener and Economic Advisor at June 20, 2024 01:14 AM (4fkHT)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2024 01:17 AM (E78bp)
Have a good evening folks.
'night.
Posted by: Braenyard
Piker
But try to tell that to the young folks these days.
Posted by: Methuselah at June 20, 2024 01:19 AM (4fkHT)
Is a diphthong the thing Maddcow hasn't managed to grow?
Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #98
Vowel pairings -they're what puts the "Grrrr" in Gödel, for example. Curiously it's not used in spelling Goethe, even though the OE dipthong is pronounced the same.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 01:21 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: The Welsh at June 20, 2024 01:23 AM (4fkHT)
Posted by: Srpski at June 20, 2024 01:24 AM (4fkHT)
Posted by: Miklos vaguely recalls Kollidge at June 20, 2024 01:10 AM (4fkHT)
No, you soak the fruit for several days in Everclear, then dump it into a cooler with water and kool-aide powder and sugar, and the girls eat the fruit because they don't want to get too drunk and get sheetfaced instead.
Lots of incoherent dancing,
Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2024 01:26 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 01:21 AM (u/Zei)
what about Boeing?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2024 01:28 AM (D7oie)
Mae'n ddigon i yrru un gwallgof!
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 01:28 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: The Magyar mafia at June 20, 2024 01:30 AM (4fkHT)
Posted by: Youthful Hormones at June 20, 2024 01:32 AM (4fkHT)
Posted by: Kindltot
William E. Boeing's Dad spelled it Böing, but William elected to anglicize it. Honestly, though, the original version would have been pronounced roughly as "Burring."
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 01:35 AM (u/Zei)
Long time ago, when the drinking age was the same as voting age.
Posted by: Youthful Miklosian vague memories at June 20, 2024 01:36 AM (4fkHT)
Posted by: John Drake
Like the Southern term "chirren".
Posted by: Linguistics by Miklos at June 20, 2024 01:38 AM (4fkHT)
Posted by: Linguistics by Miklos
Yes! As in, "Now jern round, all you chirren, I'm fixin' to tell yers sumptin."
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 01:40 AM (u/Zei)
"He's dead, Jim" That's what Bones would say upon examining Biden.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 20, 2024 12:48 AM (w6EFb)
"His brain is gone!"--McCoy
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2024 01:41 AM (ynpvh)
New creature with red eyes found in 4,600-foot 'high-altitude' forest
https://mol.im/a/13543979
Posted by: Ciampino - insect devourers at June 20, 2024 12:58 AM (qfLjt)
Can he interest you in some Car insurance?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2024 01:43 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mr. Spock at June 20, 2024 01:44 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Herr von Goetze appears to have shed his umlaut, unless it's in the style guide for that particular media outlet to omit them.
I see this more and more - why the umlaut-shaming? Fellow Teutons, don't let them spell your dipthong wrong!
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 01:05 AM (u/Zei)
Men really shouldn't wear dipthongs.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2024 01:45 AM (ynpvh)
*nods knowingly*
Avocado hand is nothing to take lightly.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 20, 2024 01:08 AM (w6EFb)
the Aztecs didn't call them testicles for nothing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2024 01:46 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast
I believe that I have found an exemplar of that linguistic style-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLFgYoqApz0
Posted by: local Linguistics by Miklos at June 20, 2024 01:48 AM (4fkHT)
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 01:49 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: CDC Okra Guidance, kinda like a LAW at June 20, 2024 01:52 AM (4fkHT)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Case in point, a unique filmic creation known as 'Zardoz."
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 01:53 AM (u/Zei)
It was never there in the first place, Doctor.
Posted by: Mr. Spock at June 20, 2024 01:44 AM (w6EFb)
https://youtu.be/oZW08CwGpXk&t=41s
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2024 01:53 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2024 11:52 PM (E78bp)
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Fully understood. Since I'm a city slicker without a barn, so my general attitude toward snakes is shoot first, ask questions later. This is very true with these snakes because you have to distinguish them from the local highly poisonous vipers. It's like the Patty Duke Show.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 20, 2024 01:53 AM (5t0Zy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLFgYoqApz0
Posted by: local Linguistics by Miklos
Indeed you have - that there, that is....unique.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 01:55 AM (u/Zei)
There is an R Coronae Borealis as well, a variable yellow supergiant.
I got interested in just where this "T" business comes from. Took me a while to find. Google and others are just worthless for this. 15 years ago, it would've found it immediately.
It's a variable star naming conventions, applied to the Bayer system. It starts with 'R', and once you get to 'Z', it gets complicated.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 20, 2024 02:01 AM (w6EFb)
"I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer."
The Horta, though, was more sentient, if one's being fair. Bones was just grumpy about having to treat a non-carbon-based life-form.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 02:01 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 01:35 AM (u/Zei)
Per a German I know, the umlautted O, Ȍ, is pronounced with your lips saying OOOO, and your tongue saying "eeee"
It is similar to an R, but more like a Korean R.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2024 02:05 AM (D7oie)
Everclear is good for cleaning smoking pipes though.
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 02:10 AM (Du8mJ)
Everclear is good for cleaning smoking pipes though.
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 02:10 AM (Du8mJ)
Sure sounds like it'll clean your pipes...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2024 02:12 AM (ynpvh)
it was the starter solenoid, which needed replacing, so I whacked on it a couple of times to get another start out of it.
Then I shoveled with a square nosed shovel until the pile was gone, anyways.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2024 02:14 AM (D7oie)
The French use liaison constantly. The one thing about the French is they want to use as few words as possible and they want to sound as musical as they can. You learn from textbooks wrong because that’s not how they speak and I’m not talking slang on the street but how regular people in middle-class jobs talk and even how the highest in this society talk. We shouldn’t call them out for making their language so complicated because we do the exact same thing though to us it is just normal so we don’t notice it. English pronunciation is the same as the written word either and English is not a phonetic language just like is not. In fact, French is more clear on the rules of pronunciation than our own language. At least they have particular rules that you can apply so pronunciation is not a big thing in French.
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 02:14 AM (Du8mJ)
It is similar to an R, but more like a Korean R.
Posted by: Kindltot
Could be a dialect thing - in Hochdeutsch the umlaut is akin to an "urr," but some Deutsch speakers render the r more fully, while others sort of chop it off a bit sooner. If you're literally just making the sound for the umlaut O it comes across closer to an OOOO with the lips extended slightly, but once it's included within a word it gets the urr or near urr sound.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 02:16 AM (u/Zei)
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Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 02:14 AM (Du8mJ)
I knew someone that pronounced the "l" in salmon...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2024 02:18 AM (ynpvh)
C'est vrai
French President Mitterrand's funeral was attended by his wife and children, and his mistress and other children.
Posted by: le Mikleuse c'est d'accord at June 20, 2024 02:18 AM (4fkHT)
Joe Concha, talking about disgraced lefty "journalists" coming back:
Jeffrey Toobin, wasn't he handed the shaft last year?
Posted by: Farmer at June 20, 2024 02:21 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 02:22 AM (Du8mJ)
Posted by: Quint
English is interesting that way - George Bernard Shaw made a compelling argument that you could spell the word "fish" as "ghoti" and you would be perfectly accurate as regards English pronunciation.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 02:22 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2024 02:18 AM (ynpvh)
My raised in Port Aransas, TX ex would do exactly that.
It was as suBtle as a sledgehammer!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2024 02:23 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 02:23 AM (Du8mJ)
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 02:24 AM (Du8mJ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2024 02:27 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Grand Vizier Miklos wonders how they pronounce "Illinois" in Egypt at June 20, 2024 02:29 AM (4fkHT)
There are many reasons one might wish to have a bottle around that have nothing to do with drinking. Alcohol is difficult to get past a certain purity, but the high grade Everclear is close to 200 proof. The watered down stuff might not be suitable for certain hobbyist use.
As mentioned it is good for making tinctures, solvents for electronics or electrical contact cleaners, all kinds of things.
Posted by: Attention To Detail at June 20, 2024 02:30 AM (wz2JN)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2024 02:18 AM (ynpvh)
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Here in Israel, the pronounce the "L" in salmon. They also pronounced Honest Abe's family name as "Lincolin" and spell it that way in Hebrew on the streets named after him.
Israelis also pronounce the "T" in Chevrolet. And yet they correctly pronounce French cars made by Peugot and Renault.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 20, 2024 02:32 AM (5t0Zy)
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 02:33 AM (Du8mJ)
Pronouncing the 'l' in salmon was common in local redneck here. It's dying off, but I remember both my grandmothers did that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 20, 2024 02:34 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 02:35 AM (Du8mJ)
Posted by: Miklos enjoys the languages at June 20, 2024 02:36 AM (4fkHT)
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Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 02:14 AM (Du8mJ)
I knew someone that pronounced the "l" in salmon...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2024 02:18 AM (ynpvh)
Had an argument once over 'short-lived'. The other person said it was a short 'i' whereas I pronounced it with a long 'i'. We were both right.
In a poem, I used 'aged' as two syllables (A-jed). It's the 'archaic' way it was once pronounced. Fit the meter of the line. (Right, Ambrose? Long story on that.)
Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2024 02:36 AM (gKDq2)
Bacardi 151 Rum, is the 2nd most potent, at... 151.
And it DOES require Labatory Equipment and Skills in order to produce alcohol at above 190 Proof concentrations.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2024 02:36 AM (e6UQI)
I knew someone that pronounced the "l" in salmon...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2024 02:18 AM (ynpvh)
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I do. It is pronounced in Italian, SALMONE. Is it pronounced in Salmonella?
Italian has almost zero exceptions, the same set of letters is pronounced the same everywhere.
Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #99 at June 20, 2024 02:36 AM (qfLjt)
I'll say this much for Deutsch, though - once you make peace with the cases and genders and get a decent working knowledge of the irregular verbs, it actually becomes easier. The only problem you face then, apart from slang, is the German tendency to smash words together and form these huge compound mega-words.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 02:38 AM (u/Zei)
Jeffrey Toobin, wasn't he handed the shaft last year?
Posted by: Farmer at June 20, 2024 02:21 AM (55Qr6)
I think he used he used his own hand on that shaft.
Lubin' With Toobin.
Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2024 02:38 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
yep
Posted by: Miklos knows the implied "p" in Clemson at June 20, 2024 02:38 AM (4fkHT)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 20, 2024 01:53
When I had been farming for some yrs, maybe 10 or so, I walked into the barn and was surprised by a large snake which started rattling at me. I went and grabbed a hoe nearby, proceeded to hack the thing to death and broke the blade off the hoe. It was about 3 ft long.
Next day when I drove in there was a similar snake in the lane. Drove over it, checked it out and that didn't kill it. Forget how I finished it off, but I did.
Later figured out it was a pair of spotted adders? that can sound, like rattlesnakes. Also very good at killing rodents. But I didn't know and they really couldn't be around our buildings and maybe surprise my 95 yo grandmother.
Obviously, I feel bad still, wish it could have worked out some other way. I always loved the wildlife around when I was farming, except when it interfered in making a living farming.
Posted by: Farmer at June 20, 2024 02:40 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 02:43 AM (Du8mJ)
The Polish language and orthography has a character version of the letter "e"
ę
This assumes, and is pronounced, with a "p"
So, Clemęson would be pronounced "Clempson" by any Polish person.
Posted by: Mikloszyzewski at June 20, 2024 02:44 AM (4fkHT)
Water-ethanol form an azeotrope, at 96% ethanol per volume. That translates to 192 proof (just double the by volume percentage).
That's the limit of distillation at 1 atm pressure. You can go to vaccum distillation and make the azeotropic point disappear.
But there are other, more economical ways to get pure alcohol.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 20, 2024 02:45 AM (w6EFb)
Saying 'peh-CAHN' means you're from below the Mason-Dixon line.
Saying 'PEE-can' means you're a damn Yankee.
It's a 'sorting out' word.
Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2024 02:46 AM (gKDq2)
They try, bless their hearts
Posted by: Miklos enjoys the languages at June 20, 2024 02:36 AM (4fkHT)
That sounds like something completely different.
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 20, 2024 02:46 AM (i4fVr)
Posted by: Attention To Detail at June 20, 2024 02:30 AM (wz2JN)
Ron Rico 151. Not a rum to be messed with.
Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2024 02:47 AM (gKDq2)
Saying 'peh-CAHN' means you're from below the Mason-Dixon line.
Saying 'PEE-can' means you're a damn Yankee.
It's a 'sorting out' word.
Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2024 02:46 AM (gKDq2)
Strictly speaking, I am a filthy yankee, but pronounce it puh-khan.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 20, 2024 02:47 AM (i4fVr)
American students in high school in college regularly tell their fellow classmates to take Spanish because it is easier than French. Language teachers will tell you that Spanish is easier in the first year or so, because the pronunciation is easier and we have been exposed to more of the Spanish words overtime. But the reality is French is inherently easier language because it gets easier the further you go into it the further you study it while Spanish gets more difficult the further you move into it.
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 02:48 AM (Du8mJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 20, 2024 02:48 AM (i4fVr)
Posted by: Ciampino
Vaffanculo! with Arm Gestures is pretty universally understood.
Posted by: Miklos had not ben to Pompeii to add some grafitti, but will at June 20, 2024 02:48 AM (4fkHT)
Posted by: Farmer
That's where a Kaiser Blade comes in handy. In other parts of the country I've heard people call it a swing blade or a job hook, but Kaiser Blade was the commonly-used expression in my neck of the woods. It's like that thing was designed to dispatch reptiles, and you didn't have to get close to use it. It's also one of those implements that make you feel like you're an Early Modern Landsknecht getting ready to defend against a cavalry assault.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 02:50 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at June 20, 2024 02:50 AM (cSeL+)
Posted by: Miklos is just happy to play with his marbles in the ONT sandbox at June 20, 2024 02:51 AM (4fkHT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 20, 2024 02:48 AM (i4fVr)
There's Wild Turkey 101. That's definitely a slow sippin' whiskey.
Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2024 02:53 AM (gKDq2)
I like learning Spanish and French. I enjoyed learning them both. But if anyone tells you Spanish is easier to learn than French, then you should know right then that that person knows nothing about either language. The reality is all foreign languages are difficult. There is not a single language to learn..
You have to have a serious serious dedication to learn foreign language. I love studying languages, but I wish I focused only on French or only on Spanish, but for some reason that is not who I am. Looking at myself personally, it makes sense because by nature, I’m always interested in the other thing. Sorry for the deep dive in so quickly, but I agree with you that is not easier than in fact I know people who teach those languages and they will tell you that.
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 02:54 AM (Du8mJ)
Never having heard of it, I did a quick image search.
So, a medieval weapon with modern uses.
Make Maces Great Again!
Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2024 02:56 AM (gKDq2)
As a kid, and even later as an adult, I laughed because I knew that word from Mad magazine, or sort of.
Potrzebie is actually Polish, and part of Mad magazine's unique vocabulary.
Posted by: Miklos he speaka de English, Hokay? at June 20, 2024 02:58 AM (4fkHT)
Saying 'PEE-can' means you're a damn Yankee.
It's a 'sorting out' word.
Posted by: RickZ
Yep, that one is a definite "tell." For Southerners, it's a literal shibboleth. One of those indicators where someone murmurs to another, "Bubba, go check that feller's license plate so we can see if he's just a Yankee or a Damned Yankee."
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 02:58 AM (u/Zei)
Got a bottle for my 40th birthday.
THAT was a bourbon that absolutely required an ice cube in the glass, to settle down the proof, the heat and the bite.
And it wasn't even that tasty, to boot.
Jim Beam is a tasty, middle shelf Bourbon, because it is a TASTY, mid-PRICED Bourbon.
Kind of does most everything right, and damn few things wrong.
I can name a whole lot of brown liquors that do a whole LOT of things WRONG, and charge a whole lot more money for the privilege of discovering the errors of their ways.
Lookin' at you, Buffalo Trace. "Sour Mash" was not supposed to mean SOUR after-taste!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2024 02:59 AM (e6UQI)
I will give you one great example. Laphroig 86 proof scotch whisky is good. The bear proof version of that whiskey is considered by many to be the best scotch whiskey of that age. It is more difficult to find the barrel proof but if you ever compare them, it is like you’re trying two different whiskeys. It is funny and weird, but very interesting to me that just adding some water to that Laphroig changes the character of the whiskey that much
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 02:59 AM (Du8mJ)
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 03:00 AM (Du8mJ)
Well in IL it is ill-i-noy, slight empfasis (sic) on the first sill-a-bill.
As for MO here it is miz-ur-e. Except some few, like Grandma who lived there once, say miz-ur-uh.
Posted by: Farmer at June 20, 2024 03:00 AM (55Qr6)
Saying 'PEE-can' means you're a damn Yankee.
It's a 'sorting out' word.
Posted by: RickZ
No. So wrong, not even wrong.
Pee-can
Pee-cahn is what the pretentious ladies say.
Posted by: Miklos, comfortably South of the Mason-Dixon at June 20, 2024 03:02 AM (4fkHT)
Posted by: Farmer
Or in Urban St. Louis, Mis-ur-ee
Posted by: Miklos, just guessing at June 20, 2024 03:03 AM (4fkHT)
Posted by: Farmer
Or in Urban St. Louis, Mis-ur-ee
Posted by: Miklos, just guessing at June 20, 2024 03:03 AM (4fkHT)
Can't we just say it's pronounced 'Misery' and be done with it?
Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2024 03:05 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 03:00 AM (Du8mJ)
I thought the Texan word for 'lawn' was 'white rocks'?
Also 'roof shingles.'
At least West Texas.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 20, 2024 03:05 AM (i4fVr)
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 03:05 AM (Du8mJ)
Never having heard of it, I did a quick image search.
So, a medieval weapon with modern uses.
Make Maces Great Again!
Posted by: RickZ
They are awesome, and not that difficult to sharpen. I've used them to clear out stands of cane of various varieties, as well as Kudzu and various other kinds of brush. When you've worked with one for a while, you can literally just hold it by just above the end of the grip and sling it one-handed to great effect.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 03:06 AM (u/Zei)
I will say this to a language learners, particularly those who use Duolingo. In some way, that app accentuate your learning and makes you think you’ve gone further than you have. I say that because there was this thing there where to notice words and type their English equivalent really quickly like almost in a game, just tapping it, tapping and tapping.
I have studied Spanish for years, but I tried it with Italian and did almost as well in Italian.
No, I do not think that means I’m some crazy gifted language learner. I think it proves at least to me that I’ve learned a lot less than I think I have. If I can do the same thing that I do with French Spanish languages I have studied for over 30 years, Then what is the point of it all?
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 03:10 AM (Du8mJ)
Locally, it was always PEE-can here in Greenville County upstate area.
There are about 4 ways it's pronounced across the US. Pecan map:
https://tinyurl.com/26enjaa6
Note the green PEE-can area on the east coasts of SC, NC, and Virginia.
That green is up here where I am at.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 20, 2024 03:10 AM (w6EFb)
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Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 02:14 AM (Du8mJ)
I knew someone that pronounced the "l" in salmon...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 20, 2024 02:18 AM (ynpvh)
Had an argument once over 'short-lived'. The other person said it was a short 'i' whereas I pronounced it with a long 'i'. We were both right.
In a poem, I used 'aged' (A-jed) as two syllables. It's the 'archaic' way it was once pronounced. Fit the meter of the line.
Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2024 03:11 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Miklos, just guessing at June 20, 2024 03:03 AM (4fkHT)
Play back a Harry S. Truman film reel, and call that the definitive version.
I hated Ann Richards of Texas for all kinds of political reasons, also. But she never did fake her Texas accent.
Didn't need to. She might've exaggerated it a bit though, for the famous Bush/Silver Foot quote, but I'll give her a pass on that. It was great theater.
Much as when Reagan landed the "youth and inexperience" kill shot onto Mondale.
You gotta know when to laugh when the blow is well and truly landed.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2024 03:12 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2024 02:59 AM (e6UQI)
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I would never put ice in top notch alcohol. The lower temperature distorts it. I'll be more than happy to have a J&B or a Jack Daniels on the rocks.
But Bookers? Or a quality single malt? Here's what we were taught in Scotland:
Never drink whiskey without water - and never drink water without whiskey.
Simply add half a bottlecap of water to your Bookers, swirl and enjoy. Don't forget to inhale first!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 20, 2024 03:12 AM (5t0Zy)
Pee-cahn is what the pretentious ladies say.
Posted by: Miklos, comfortably South of the Mason-Dixon
Now that is an example of what I like to call "Junior Leaguer Speak." Those ladies always sound like they're auditioning for either "Petticoat Junction" or "The Beverly Hillbillies." They delight in cotillions and are as painstaking as a calligrapher when crafting invitation and thank you cards. One way to recognize them is their disdain when you tell the following joke:
"What's the difference between Methodists and Baptists? Methodists will wave at you in the liquor store."
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 03:13 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2024 03:13 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: RickZ
*click click clack click!*
Posted by: curious and confused Bushman Miklos at June 20, 2024 03:18 AM (4fkHT)
The cool thing about learning French is you get to learn why we use the words we do in English. You can grow up in America go to school here go through high school and even college and never once. Will anyone ask you why we use words we do.
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 03:23 AM (Du8mJ)
https://tinyurl.com/26enjaa6
Note the green PEE-can area on the east coasts of SC, NC, and Virginia.
That green is up here where I am at.
Posted by: publius,
*tries to think how a Cajun would say it*
Posted by: Picayune Mikleuse at June 20, 2024 03:25 AM (4fkHT)
Didn't need to. She might've exaggerated it a bit though, for the famous Bush/Silver Foot quote, but I'll give her a pass on that. It was great theater
Posted by: Jim
What's the point in having an accent if you can't exaggerate it every now and then? There's a myriad of fun uses for it.
I have to say, though, in all honestly, both Mrs. Drake and I are constantly meeting people here in Central Mississippi and in other parts of the state who tell us that we don't sound "Southern." Both of us born and raised here, but somehow our mode of speech leads people to ask us if we're from the Midwest or the Northeast. A local BBQ food truck guy was convinced that I was from South Dakota, or Montana at the least. Why this is, we do not know. Were we to show up elsewhere in the country, we'd surely sound "Southern," but not in our own native state.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 03:25 AM (u/Zei)
Various Tube of Ewe astronomy videos suggesting finding the star now, so you can see the difference later.
Not going to by shadows at noon Crab Nebula kind of thing …
Posted by: Adriane the Astronomical Anomaly Critic . . . at June 20, 2024 03:27 AM (TX4bP)
Not a biased opinion, but Italian is probably the easiest European language because it has almost zero exceptions; what you see is what it sounds like.
On a related note how did the port city of Livorno get converted to Leghorn in English? Also Genova lost its V in English to Genoa. Pronunciation went nuts:
Ge-no-va became Ge-Noah.
I have more. Of course Italian has also messed up foreign names: London --> Londra; Berlin --> Berlino
Finally some fun: Chicago can be written as Ci cago which means "I shit there". If you didn't know how to pronounce Chicago in English then you would read it as Kicago since the ch has a k sound - always.
Posted by: Ciampino - Language Update #02 at June 20, 2024 03:30 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos suspects peanut brittle was created by Stuckey's, the CIA, and Big Dentist at June 20, 2024 03:30 AM (4fkHT)
It kills because Virginia is a very southern state and it’s a southern states wanted to fight over who is more southern Virginia would have cause. But the reality is most of the people that live there are not from that state they’re from the north mostly New York, Pennsylvania, etc.
There are some pretty distinct Virginia pronunciations, but they are not in Northern Virginia. I personally am southerner and I’ve never lived north of Mason Dixon, but I was a military brat so I moved all over. I took one of those online test were they choose where you are from by your diction, and to be honest, it was crazily on on point.
I can do the southern draw too. It is weird that in my Texas family half of the people have the southern drawl and the other half do not.
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 03:32 AM (Du8mJ)
Posted by: Miklos suspects peanut brittle was created by Stuckey's, the CIA, and Big Dentist
That’s ’cause we would politely offer it as soon as they came in . . .
Posted by: Adriane the Sweet Tea Serving Critic . . . at June 20, 2024 03:33 AM (TX4bP)
Posted by: Picayune Mikleuse
It would probably be prefaced by "Aiyeee!" But I watched way too much of Justin Wilson when I was a lad. Still a common thing between the Missus and myself when cooking is to say "First, you make a roux."
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 03:33 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 03:33 AM (Du8mJ)
Posted by: Ciampino - Language Update #03 at June 20, 2024 03:34 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: John Drake
You might be a Redneck if-
You are asked "How's yore Mama an 'em" and realize they probably already know the answer.
Posted by: Miklos gets along well, except for Curtis at lot 107 at June 20, 2024 03:35 AM (4fkHT)
The "Big 3 Network", region neutral, non-accent voice, has affected us all since at least the early 1970s.
Murrow had a Mid-Atlantic, rapid stratacco "voice", accent and pacing. The "Hindenburg" announcer, even more. William F. Buckley personified the elite, Northeastern Accent, in one.
But the flat, atonal "midwestern" accent didn't OFFEND in surveys in most every market, coast to coast.
And so, THAT became the "in demand" voicing for news, sports, advertising, and more.
And now you know.... the REST of the story!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2024 03:35 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Ciampino - Language
A Recall has been issued for comment 512.
Please return to your retailer for a refund or burn in a massive bonfire.
Posted by: Miklos from the FDA at June 20, 2024 03:38 AM (4fkHT)
T. Coronae Borealis is about magnitude 10, far from a naked eye star.
The last two eruptions were around 2 - 3 magnitude.
So, when it goes you'll see a new, naked eye star. For about a week. Then it will dim back again.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 20, 2024 03:40 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Adriane the Sweet Tea Serving Critic
A toothless grin is still a grin
Posted by: Miklos appreciates the effort at June 20, 2024 03:41 AM (4fkHT)
Posted by: JQ at June 20, 2024 03:41 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at June 20, 2024 03:42 AM (njWTi)
I have to say, though, in all honestly, both Mrs. Drake and I are constantly meeting people here in Central Mississippi and in other parts of the state who tell us that we don't sound "Southern." Both of us born and raised here, but somehow our mode of speech leads people to ask us if we're from the Midwest or the Northeast. A local BBQ food truck guy was convinced that I was from South Dakota, or Montana at the least. Why this is, we do not know. Were we to show up elsewhere in the country, we'd surely sound "Southern," but not in our own native state.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 03:25 AM (u/Zei)
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My late wife was born and bred in Southern Illinois. After she spent 2 years in Boston, then 19 years in South Africa and then came back to S IL, people would ask if she was from New England. It was the South African English that did it. As for me, people don't know what to make of my accent but love it.
Posted by: Ciampino - Language Update #04 at June 20, 2024 03:43 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 03:44 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Miklos at June 20, 2024 03:45 AM (4fkHT)
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 03:32 AM (Du8mJ)
The city in which I grew up.
NOR-folk is the typical pronunciation outside of the area.
NOR-fuk is local version, the more common one. Typically English verbal shortening, too. Like the name 'Chomondsley' being pronounced 'Chum-lee'.
NAW-fuk is the older version.
I use the last two interchangably.
Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2024 03:47 AM (gKDq2)
You are asked "How's yore Mama an 'em" and realize they probably already know the answer.
Posted by: Miklos gets along well, except for Curtis
True words there - also add the variant "you an em" and, for those that lived in a small town, people taking note of anyone whose car was parked in their driveway at Sunday-Go-To-Meeting time.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 03:48 AM (u/Zei)
*practices a balance between Foghorn Leghorn and Henruh McMastuh*
Posted by: Gov. T. Coronae Borealis at June 20, 2024 03:51 AM (4fkHT)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2024 03:51 AM (fwDg9)
When it comes to pronunciation, this is a common thing in every language in every country, There is no one proper way to speak, though people do seek them out. I guess in the UK they look to the Royal family as the Received Pronunciation. In France, the Persian accent is what some called the correct one, But that is dumb because the country is huge and there are many different accents.
In Spain, they will tell you there is the language or accent of Madrid. They say that because in the deep south of Spain, the Spain, we think of when we think of Spain, they speak very differently. In Italy, they would tell you the language of Florence or in particular the City of Sienna has the best diction.
I speak like the man on the news as the old thing says, but that is just happenstance. When I find interesting is studying these things to me it is about learning and enjoying the endeavor. No one pronunciation is better than the other( It is literally retarded to think that that is so.
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 03:52 AM (Du8mJ)
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 03:53 AM (Du8mJ)
Posted by: Rush Limbaugh as Fritz Hollings at June 20, 2024 03:54 AM (4fkHT)
It really helped, seeing the meme of J&E rosenburg day!
Dad would've liked that.
Posted by: JQ at June 20, 2024 03:54 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2024 03:55 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Miklos thinks the ladies would pay at June 20, 2024 03:55 AM (4fkHT)
John D., MIklos knows that I too grew up where people would say "at yer momminem's house," meaning "the dwelling where your mother and her relatives reside."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 20, 2024 03:56 AM (omVj0)
NOR-folk is the typical pronunciation outside of the area.
NOR-fuk is local version, the more common one. Typically English verbal shortening, too. Like the name 'Chomondsley' being pronounced 'Chum-lee'.
NAW-fuk is the older version.
I use the last two interchangably.
Posted by: RickZ
There was an old joke that used to make the rounds about a visitor to these shores from Napoli riding a train and complaining because every time he and the lovely young Virginia were close to getting it on, the conductor would come in and say "Naw fuk Virginia!"
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 03:56 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2024 03:57 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024
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Quint, I got lucky. My mother was from Western Canada, so she talked, and I speak, more like William Shatner or Michael J. Fox than I do any deep-Souther. There was also drama training at school and some years of radio announcer work for me. But yes, people are all different. Though when I was dating, hearing the classic "Yat" dialect ("Goin' to make groceries, dawlin'") coming from a girl made me, unfairly, deduct about 10 IQ points from my estimation of her.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 20, 2024 04:00 AM (omVj0)
55 "Top Headlines
JT, are you around? Hi! People miss you. Drop in and say hello, why don't ya?"
Ace breaks out the Bat Signal for JT. What happened to JT, anyway?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 19, 2024 10:15 PM (ISR1H)
519 Still no HIYAs from JT?
Hope he's just on vacay...
Posted by: JQ at June 20, 2024 03:42 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: m at June 20, 2024 04:01 AM (NHMTR)
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024
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Same here.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 20, 2024 04:02 AM (omVj0)
Then again, I’ve known people that were born and raised in Virginia, that if you ask them to pronounce Leicester street it would be like nails on a chalk board. I get there are local pronunciations many have been mentioned above, but some point you have to have a general knowledge of the English language.
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 04:03 AM (Du8mJ)
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 03:56 AM (u/Zei)
I saw Little Feat in concert say that old chestnut, 'We don't drink! We don't smoke! NOR-FUK! NOR-FUK!'
Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2024 04:03 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
Do you purchase comestables, or "make groceries"?
Posted by: Miklos wonders if Domilise's is still in bidnis at June 20, 2024 04:04 AM (4fkHT)
Did you get your grocery shopping and search for other stuff at Lowe's done yesterday?
Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2024 04:05 AM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
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Do you purchase comestables, or "make groceries"?
Posted by: Miklos wonders if Domilise's is still in bidnis at June 20, 2024
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No, I "hit the grocery store" or "go to the grocery store." Sometimes I leave out "grocery."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 20, 2024 04:06 AM (omVj0)
Did you get your grocery shopping and search for other stuff at Lowe's done yesterday?
Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2024
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Did indeed, Tuna. How about you?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 20, 2024 04:07 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 20, 2024 04:09 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: m at June 20, 2024 04:09 AM (NHMTR)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at June 20, 2024 04:10 AM (hKoQL)
Some of the local programming was good, from a kid point of view. several stations had their own Count Floyd Scary KEEDs guys.
Posted by: Miklosian memories at June 20, 2024 04:10 AM (4fkHT)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 20, 2024 04:11 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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I like them, too. But, my experience has been that aftermarket sensors don't last as long as OEM... only approx. 5 years.
Posted by: JQ at June 20, 2024 04:11 AM (njWTi)
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Astra 1P/SES-24 - SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral
New launch date is June 20. The two-hour and 49-minute
launch window opens at 5:35 p.m. EDT, 2135 UTC, 23:35 CEST due to unpredictable weather at the launch and landing site. Planned Orbit: Geostationary Transfer Orbit (GTO)
https://www.youtube.com/live/Q0GbUpBRyZg
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Rocket Lab - Electron - No Time Toulouse - LC-1 - Mähia Peninsula, NZ - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: June 20, 2024
Launch Time: 2:13 p.m. EDT, 1813 UTC, 20:13 CEST (06:13 NZST - June 19).
https://www.youtube.com/live/sjEdn_6evjs
Posted by: Ciampino - Language Update #05 at June 20, 2024 04:13 AM (qfLjt)
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FYI
Posted by: m
ALERT LEVEL THREE
INCOMING
Posted by: T. Coronae Borealis at June 20, 2024 04:13 AM (4fkHT)
Stayed at home with doggie. Baked a coffee cake and made a pasta salad. Nothing exciting. I really have to start venturing out more. There is so much to see and do in the Nashville area and I've barely scratched the surface. It's going to have to wait until I get this back problem addressed. Asked my primary physician for a referral to a neurosurgeon and I'm waiting to hear back.
Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2024 04:13 AM (oaGWv)
Posted by: JQ at June 20, 2024 04:14 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2024 04:13 AM (oaGWv)
Ouch. Good luck.
Posted by: m at June 20, 2024 04:16 AM (NHMTR)
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 04:17 AM (Du8mJ)
Have an excellent morning/day, horde!
Posted by: JQ
Gotta love that dry heat. Hubby and I attended a Fiesta Bowl in Phoenix some years back. While it wasn't super hot in January it was warm enough with absolutely no humidity. Hair and makeup looked the same at midnight as they did at 8:00 in the morning. Dry heat is a girl's best friend.
Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2024 04:20 AM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Quint
My brief time living in the UK introduced me to a number of words where the Brits just threw standard pronunciation out the window. A Mr. Menzies, for example, was to be called "Mr. Ming-ess." My personal favorite, though, since it was a common name where we were, was Featherstonehaugh. Brits pronounced it as "Fan-shaw."
We also, slowly and unconsciously, picked up some of the local idiom, and while it faded once we were safely back in the Land of the Free, both the Missus and I sometimes find ourselves saying "I might do," or talking about going to "post a letter." We also got to see peak Nineties programming on the three available networks in our flat, which led to our discovery that the UK has (or at least had) professional Fussball tournaments. Yes, with the rods and the little soccer players. Eerie.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 04:23 AM (u/Zei)
Some have a tin ear for four languages. There is no question about that, but that does not criticize their intelligence in fact and someways. It might make them more intelligent to filter out things that slide out don’t mean anything to them.
I like studying for languages, but to be honest people have no clue how difficult it is to learn a foreign language. It is like people who want a black in karate and get Discouraged when they realize it might take five years.
To really learn the foreign language conversionally and fluently in this country if it is not Spanish, it is probably gonna take you up to 10 years and that is doing it diligently every day. Spanish could be easier but at the same time you were gonna have to engage with people on a daily basis and in my recent experience, unlike back in the 1980s, they don’t want to speak Spanish with you in general. They are not impressed and they don’t care., I might sound harsh, but that is what I am seeing on the ground, People say Spanish speakers
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 04:23 AM (Du8mJ)
Posted by: Prof. Dr. T. Coronae Borealis at June 20, 2024 04:25 AM (4fkHT)
That's why I always use close captioning when watching British tv shows.
Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2024 04:26 AM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024
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Right; as I said, I was being unfair, and I don't do that now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 20, 2024 04:26 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Tuna
I want to a lady in a flower shop
Posted by: Prof. Miklos Higgins has met such at June 20, 2024 04:27 AM (4fkHT)
If you still care about languages, go for it, I like French, but I also like Spanish. If there was nothing on the table, I would go with Italian because for sure that is the most enjoyable language to learn. In the end, if you really care about studying for languages, do it I’m not trying to dissuade you. But there is an argument to be made that improving. Your own language is better because the speakers of that foreign language would give anything to be better than English..
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 04:28 AM (Du8mJ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
We's hirin', Bubba
Posted by: RedNeckCorp at June 20, 2024 04:29 AM (4fkHT)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 20, 2024 04:29 AM (omVj0)
You are always such a show off, T.
Posted by: R, S, U, V Coronae Borealis at June 20, 2024 04:30 AM (w6EFb)
Jim, do they still make Bookers? I'll have to check around, need to find a bday present for Dad's 88th on the 25th of June.
Posted by: Farmer at June 20, 2024 04:31 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
Around the world, there is a strong correlation of humidity and population densities.
Cause or effect?
Posted by: Prof. Dr. T. Coronae Borealis at June 20, 2024 04:35 AM (4fkHT)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
This dry heat - I have literally never experienced it. Humid, near-tropical Hell heat has been the norm for both Mrs. Drake and myself. If you've ever seen the movie Biloxi Blues, the line delivered by Matthew Broderick near the beginning is on point: "Man it's hot. It's like Africa hot. Tarzan couldn't take this kind of hot."
And they were on the pleasant, balmy Gulf Coast!
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Rounding The East Coast Of The Caspian Sea at June 20, 2024 04:36 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: m at June 20, 2024 04:38 AM (NHMTR)
And they were on the pleasant, balmy Gulf Coast!
Posted by: John Drake Is Now
We pleasantly enjoyed our First of many 100 Degree days this week.
The Healthy is to drink much and sweat efficiently.
Posted by: Prof. Dr. T. Coronae Borealis at June 20, 2024 04:39 AM (4fkHT)
I recall being on a tourist bus in Seville, Spain, and it comes on you slowly, but you realize you are cooking:. The humidity is low, but the heat is very high as we went round and round on that bus I would check out the bank thermometer sign, and even in Europe that sign said 100 degrees.
I have family in Austin and just as being a part of living there they pretend the temperature Is not what it is. It is the thing they do if you don’t acknowledge it it’s not happening.
Where I live, we might get 100° once or twice in a five-year period. Even four or five days in a row in the 90s is weird and unusual. I never call out my Texas relatives because the sun is just much brighter there it’s not going to change and it is simply part of their life. I could never live in that heat again. I’ve done that I’ve been there but no way I’m going back to boil in that.
Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2024 04:46 AM (Du8mJ)
New launch date is June 20. The two-hour and 49-minute
launch window opens at 5:35 p.m. EDT, 2135 UTC, 23:35 CEST due to unpredictable weather at the launch and landing site. Planned Orbit: Geostationary Transfer Orbit (GTO)
https://www.youtube.com/live/Q0GbUpBRyZg
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