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An Illegal Alien Allowed in the Country By Biden Rapes and Murders a Mother of Five.
And Today, Biden Encourages More Illegal Immigration By Proposing an (Illegal) Grant of Amnesty to Hundreds of Thousands.

Is it an invasion if the Usurper on the throne lets the invaders in?


President Joe Biden announces new protections for undocumented spouses of U.S. citizens and "Dreamers," along with a border plan that could permit up to 1.75 million new arrivals annually, despite recent job losses for native-born Americans.

Key Details:

Biden to announce protections for undocumented spouses and streamline work visas for some "Dreamers."

New border plan claims to shut down the US-Mexico border after 2,500 daily crossings for seven consecutive days.

Despite the plan, exceptions and other programs may permit up to 1.75 million new arrivals each year.

Recent job numbers show 663,000 native-born Americans lost their jobs while 414,000 foreign-born workers entered the workforce in May.

Diving Deeper:

President Joe Biden will announce new protections for undocumented spouses of U.S. citizens and "Dreamers" on Tuesday, signaling a major change in immigration policy. According to three sources briefed by the White House, this executive action aims to shield undocumented spouses from deportation, provide them with work authorization, and ease their path to permanent residency. The announcement coincides with the 12th anniversary of the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program, established under former President Barack Obama.

...

This action is expected to also offer protections to certain undocumented children under 21 whose undocumented parent married a U.S. citizen. Furthermore, it aims to facilitate work visa access for "Dreamers" who have earned a degree from a U.S. college or university and secured a high-skilled job offer.

...

The latest Employment Situation Report from the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics paints a grim picture. In May 2024, 663,000 native-born Americans lost their jobs, while 414,000 foreign-born workers entered the workforce. This follows April's report showing foreign-born workers increased from 30,482,000 to 30,896,000, while native-born workers decreased from 131,108,000 to 130,445,000.

Biden is also implementing his fake deportation policy which, even if it's enforced -- and it hasn't been invoked yet -- would still permit nearly a million illegals to squat in the country. And that's just the ones we know about.


Despite these measures, the number of crossings could still reach historic highs. For instance, if migration is limited to 2,500 per day for a full year, the number would hit 912,500. Additionally, hundreds of thousands more migrants have been allowed into the US using the CBP One app, with CBS News reporting that 450,000 migrants gained admission in the 13 months since the program's January 2023 launch. Biden has also brought in roughly 400,000 more migrants from Cuba, Haiti, Nicaragua, and Venezuela through a mass parole scheme.


The number of illegals allowed in the country has doubled.


Internal data obtained by Fox News reveals that ICE's non-detained docket has surged to 7.4 million cases in 2024, highlighting severe operational challenges and staff shortages.

No, it highlights the fact that Biden told "people seeking asylum" to "surge to the border" and told them "you should come."

And since then he has dismantled the system for deportation. The only measures he takes are to reduce the amount of video of illegals crossing the border by letting people illegally cross the border via an app -- they get pre-approved to cross the border, and thus they don't have to storm across it.

That keeps the illegal invasion flowing. It just reduces politically-toxic video of people cutting down fences and overwhelming border guards.


Explosive Growth: The non-detained docket has ballooned from 3.7 million since President Biden's inauguration, with projections to hit 8 million by fiscal year-end.


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The Alternatives to Detention program, aimed at monitoring migrants who are not in custody, has been swamped by the rapid increase in cases. This growth has placed an extraordinary burden on the agency's limited staff. ICE currently employs about 6,000 deportation officers, a number grossly inadequate for the soaring caseload, with each officer now juggling an average of 7,000 cases.

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Moreover, the docket does not account for nearly 1.9 million 'gotaways' -- migrants who have evaded initial contact with the Department of Homeland Security since 2021. These individuals are also under ICE's jurisdiction, complicating the task of tracking and managing immigration more broadly.

As Biden continues to tell illegals to surge to the border, more illegals that he let into the country are molesting children and killing mothers.

Ecuadorian migrant in custody after allegedly molesting 13-year-old girl in NYC park


An Ecuadorian migrant is now in NYPD custody after a 13-year-old girl was sexually assaulted in a secluded area of Queens' Kissena Park. The arrest occurred early Tuesday, five days after the attack.

Key Details:

The migrant, who is believed to have entered the country in 2021, attacked a 13-year-old girl and a 13-year-old boy in Kissena Park, holding them at knifepoint with a machete-style blade.

This Culturally-Enriching Asylum Seeker -- and who can even guess what he did in his home country to cause him to flee it for the Sucker Nation of America -- surged to the border after Biden told him to.

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The attack occurred on Thursday afternoon when the suspect allegedly approached the girl and a 13-year-old boy in Kissena Park. Armed with a machete-style blade, he forced the two teens into a secluded area, tied their wrists with shoelaces, and sexually assaulted the girl. He then took their phones and instructed them to stay put for 20 minutes after he fled. The traumatized children ran to their nearby school to alert staff, who immediately called 911.

In Maryland, five children are mourning their murdered mother thanks to Biden's Open the Borders for Murders policy.

Even the Democrat governor now calls for the border to be closed.

What does it take for a Democratic governor of a blue state to finally abandon Joe Biden's open border policies and embrace tougher immigration control on the southern border? In the case of Governor Wes Moore of Maryland, it required the rape and murder of a beloved mother of five children. Rachel Morin was out hiking on a popular trail in Harford County, Maryland last summer when she was assaulted and killed.

The media will run stories about Problematic Mothers who go out hiking without a Male Chaperone.

DNA evidence was collected at the scene and an investigation was launched. Last week, the culprit was discovered and arrested. Victor Martinez Hernandez is an illegal alien from El Salvador who was allowed into the United States last year despite being wanted for the murder of another woman in his home country.

Oh, so that's why he was seeking "asylum" -- he was being "politically persecuted" for murdering a woman in his native country.

Let's get him into college and get our Cultural Enrichment on!

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Victor Hernandez may be the new poster child for Joe Biden's open border policies. Not only was he already wanted for assaulting and murdering another woman in his home country, but he has been additionally charged with assaulting a 9-year-old girl and her mother in Los Angeles in March of this year. He is, in short, a monster. Yet he was able to enter our country illegally in March of last year and was allowed to roam free. There was already an arrest warrant out for him in El Salvadore if anyone had bothered to check.

We need these illegal alien murderers fleeing the law in their own country to surge to the border. Biden told them to come.


America has a new America's Sweetheart.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:15 PM




Comments

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1 Italicans!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 02:15 PM (ZdexC)

2 Can't blame them. It's their culture.

Posted by: huerfano at June 18, 2024 02:17 PM (VGOMa)

3 Some of these cultural enrichers have political ambitions. It will be amusing when they run against the very politicians who voted to let them into the country, vote and eventually supplant them.

Karma do you speak it?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 18, 2024 02:17 PM (Q4IgG)

4 Since we have Italicans, can I get a Scalywag over here?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at June 18, 2024 02:18 PM (a/dOO)

5 I coulda been a contender!

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2024 02:18 PM (v0R5T)

6 th!

Posted by: DanMan at June 18, 2024 02:18 PM (8uzBS)

7 We have always been at war with Italica.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 18, 2024 02:19 PM (T+Iwg)

8 KJP: Governor ABBOTT has made it more difficult for CBP to do their job.

I have an idea, let's ask CBP who has made it more difficult to do their job? Or would that just be a cheap fake?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 18, 2024 02:19 PM (xCA6C)

9 Not only is bringing in an enemy army like this treason, but allowing them in means Biden, *personally*, is aiding and abetting.

If there was an opposition party they might, oh, I don't know, issue an arrest warrant for it?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 18, 2024 02:19 PM (ibTVg)

10 Only a racist would cancel Italicans.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2024 02:19 PM (XeU6L)

11 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

12 Have the Biden Hanadlers ever given any explanation as to why they let so many people into the US?

have they offered ANY KIND of bullshit rationale ?

Posted by: Don Black at June 18, 2024 02:19 PM (/7KEl)

13 Ace!

I fixed the Italican invasion. Don't save anything!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2024 02:19 PM (d9fT1)

14 Only a racist would cancel Italicans.

I disagree

Posted by: Hannibal at June 18, 2024 02:20 PM (ibTVg)

15 Invasion. Fun times ahead.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at June 18, 2024 02:20 PM (f87vz)

16 Not only is bringing in an enemy army like this treason, but allowing them in means Biden, *personally*, is aiding and abetting.

If there was an opposition party they might, oh, I don't know, issue an arrest warrant for it?


I think you're forgetting that he is non compos mentis. He isn't responsible for anything he does.

Also, vote for him for President.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 18, 2024 02:20 PM (xCA6C)

17 Treason.

Impeach him. Try him. Hang him.

He has a MASSIVE amount of blood on his old, decrepit hands.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

18 "Is it an invasion if the Usurper on the throne lets the invaders in?"

YES, it's just and invasion led by the globalist cabal, in cahoots with other foreign leaders that bribe our government, and coordinate the covert movement of their people across our (mostly open) borders.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 18, 2024 02:20 PM (Cus5s)

19 have they offered ANY KIND of bullshit rationale ?

They are refugees. Fleeing from the leaders Obama and co installed.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 18, 2024 02:20 PM (ibTVg)

20 None Dare Call It, You Know, the Thing

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 18, 2024 02:20 PM (mSufQ)

21
have they offered ANY KIND of bullshit rationale ?
Posted by: Don Black
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'Compassion', they say...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2024 02:21 PM (XeU6L)

22 or is it all 'whoops, someone left the gate open again'

Posted by: Don Black at June 18, 2024 02:21 PM (/7KEl)

23 Remember, this is the asshole that said we were destined to have a significant portion of our population in the US speaking spanish and that was a GOOD thing.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

24 I guess the governor realized that supporting open borders is not going to look good for his office.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 18, 2024 02:21 PM (lXCUP)

25 KJPee you bitch

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 18, 2024 02:21 PM (s3qiR)

26 “Treason doth never prosper: what ’s the reason?
Why, if it prosper, none dare call it treason.”

Posted by: John Harrington at June 18, 2024 02:21 PM (ibTVg)

27 I will tell you what. The other night I visited President Biden's Brain while he was sleeping and let me tell you this guy is a Rocket Scientist. I should know as the Manager of the Apollo Program. This guy did Orbital Mechanics in his head where I had to use a Super Computer. He told me the Inclination, Period, Apogee, and Perigee of all US and USSR Satellites in orbit. Sharp as a tack and quick as a razor. This guy is ready to be President of the World !!!!!! Trump on the other hand is dumb as a box of rocks....

Posted by: The Spirit of Werner Von Braun at June 18, 2024 02:21 PM (15lwl)

28 12 Have the Biden Hanadlers ever given any explanation as to why they let so many people into the US?

have they offered ANY KIND of bullshit rationale ?
Posted by: Don Black at June 18, 2024 02:19 PM (/7KEl)


No. They just say they didn't.

If this technique of blatantly lying in answer to a question seems familiar to you, it should.

Bet you can't guess why they do it....

Posted by: blaster at June 18, 2024 02:21 PM (xhfG9)

29 You know whose fault this is? Damn Taco Bell and their "Run For the Border!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 18, 2024 02:21 PM (L/fGl)

30 Rachel Morin was out hiking on a popular trail in Harford County, Maryland last summer when she was assaulted and killed.

Uncovered meat. If only she had followed the commands of Allah!

Posted by: ULULULULULULU at June 18, 2024 02:21 PM (mIzto)

31 President Joe Biden announces new protections for undocumented spouses of U.S. citizens and "Dreamers," along with a border plan that could permit up to 1.75 million new arrivals annually, despite recent job losses for native-born Americans.
________________

Vichy America.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2024 02:22 PM (YqDXo)

32 I disagree
Posted by: Hannibal
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You could at least clean up the elephant dung.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2024 02:22 PM (XeU6L)

33 ICE's non-detained docket has surged to 7.4 million cases in 2024

7.4 million people is 2% of the US population.

And that is just in one year.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at June 18, 2024 02:22 PM (SRRAx)

34 Maybe consent is just a white supremacist construct.

Posted by: Man Am I Enjoying All The Diversity at June 18, 2024 02:22 PM (zuGjS)

35 ... an impossible task given the agency’s current staffing levels. ICE currently only has roughly 6,000 deportation officers nationwide, and not all of them work on the non-detained docket.

The non-detained docket means not in ICE detention. It is made up of migrants who have crossed the border illegally and have been released into the U.S. with pending immigration cases/future court dates, as well as illegal immigrants who have already been ordered deported by an immigration judge, but are still in the country.

The non-detained docket has added more than 1 million cases since October 1st, largely due to mass catch and release policies.

Importantly, these numbers do not include the nearly 1.9 million recorded gotaways that have entered the US during the Biden administration, as they have had no contact with DHS - yet overstreched ICE officers are also responsible for tracking down and removing this population as well.

ICE sources tell FOX it is simply impossible to do with current staffing levels compared to the numbers that have been coming across the border in recent years, and they are in desperate need of additional manpower and resources.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 02:22 PM (ZdexC)

36 Here's some real genius-brain deduction from a long-time Moron: The reason so many of these illegals ditch their IDs at the border is because they don't want us to find out who they are. Or what they've done.

Yer welcumo.

Posted by: spongeworthy at June 18, 2024 02:22 PM (DWqKI)

37 Invasion. Fun times ahead.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD.
......

The gang wars are going to be epic.

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2024 02:22 PM (v0R5T)

38 Rachel Morin was out hiking on a popular trail in Harford County, Maryland last summer when she was assaulted and killed.

Uncovered meat. If only she had followed the commands of Allah!


Out: Hiking in short shorts and bringing a tent

In: Wearing the tent so you don't need to bring it

Posted by: Islamic problems require Islamic solutions at June 18, 2024 02:22 PM (ibTVg)

39 30 Rachel Morin was out hiking on a popular trail in Harford County, Maryland last summer when she was assaulted and killed.

Uncovered meat. If only she had followed the commands of Allah!
Posted by: ULULULULULULU at June 18, 2024 02:21 PM (mIzto)

Hispanic guy...for this one, she'd have been better off wearing gang colors vs praising Allah...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 18, 2024 02:23 PM (exHjb)

40 CBD, thank you.

Even though making the blog all italics was a well-considered aesthetic choice on my part, I guess we can do it your old-fashioned way.

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2024 02:24 PM (KRtlO)

41 You know whose fault this is? Damn Taco Bell and their "Run For the Border!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45!
.......

I blame the chihuahua.

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2024 02:24 PM (v0R5T)

42 36 Here's some real genius-brain deduction from a long-time Moron: The reason so many of these illegals ditch their IDs at the border is because they don't want us to find out who they are. Or what they've done.

Yer welcumo.
Posted by: spongeworthy at June 18, 2024 02:22 PM (DWqKI)


Well that must be rayciss

Posted by: blaster at June 18, 2024 02:24 PM (xhfG9)

43 California and now Seattle PD will be hiring DACA recipients as police officers; I'm sure it will be extended to the "undocumented" arrivals and asylum grantees.

Our new neighbors will soon be pulling over lone women for traffic stops. Yay.

Posted by: fly gal at June 18, 2024 02:25 PM (6CtMt)

44 We need a lot more instances of these criminals being "shot while trying to escape."

Posted by: NR Pax at June 18, 2024 02:25 PM (lXCUP)

45 A new one:

Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 5m
Ignacio Cruz-Mendoza was deported SIXTEEN TIMES from the US. He’s here again illegally and was just arrested for kiIIing a 64-year-old man in Colorado.

We have no clue who’s in our country. CLOSE THE BORDER!

https://tinyurl.com/4tr3xj4d
Illegal Alien Deported 16 Times Kills Colorado Man in Crash
By Lott Wire Staff; Published on June 17, 2024

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 02:25 PM (ZdexC)

46 You know whose fault this is? Damn Taco Bell and their "Run For the Border!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45!
.......

I blame the chihuahua.


Tastiest thing on their menu

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 18, 2024 02:25 PM (ibTVg)

47 I'm not sure what to say about the murder of this "mom of 5". 5 kids and no husband implies less than stellar judgement. Almost certainly a Biden supporter who supported open border policy.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2024 02:25 PM (pohLc)

48 Dreamers

"I Dream of Rape and Murder"

Not as good as "I Dream of Jeannie"

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2024 02:25 PM (EA5hs)

49 Out: "Run For the Border!"
In: "Runs From the Border!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2024 02:25 PM (YqDXo)

50
Our new neighbors will soon be pulling over lone women for traffic stops. Yay.


Out: Blowing into the state issued tube to get out of a ticket

In: Blowing into the biologically issued tube to get out of a ticket

Posted by: 18-1 at June 18, 2024 02:26 PM (ibTVg)

51 so been busy - did you guys read the Niaill Ferguson essay in the Free Press today? it was short and harsh (about whether the US has become soviet, which I believe we have)

anyway I tried to share to FB. immediately it got pulled. same with others. FB is totally blocking that article!!!

res ipso loquitur I guess!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 18, 2024 02:26 PM (s3qiR)

52 You know whose fault this is? Damn Taco Bell and their "Run For the Border!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45!
.......

I blame the chihuahua.

Tastiest thing on their menu

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 18, 2024 02:25 PM (ibTVg)
______________

Threadwinner!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2024 02:26 PM (YqDXo)

53 This Women is a zipper head and a clown. She cannot even read me even when the Font is 50 !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: KJP Binder at June 18, 2024 02:26 PM (38eU4)

54 47 I'm not sure what to say about the murder of this "mom of 5". 5 kids and no husband implies less than stellar judgement. Almost certainly a Biden supporter who supported open border policy.


you're not serious with this?!?!?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 18, 2024 02:27 PM (s3qiR)

55 On the one hand, if the violence spills over into blue enclaves that matter, "the right people" will start to bitch about it. That's one thing that might happen. Maybe.

On the other hand, "the wrong people" are going to get fed up being victims and take matters into their own hands. That's another thing that might happen.

One of those things will result in people going to jail. The other will result in a potential policy change. But the underlying problem will persist.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 18, 2024 02:27 PM (Q4IgG)

56 Here's some real genius-brain deduction from a long-time Moron: The reason so many of these illegals ditch their IDs at the border is because they don't want us to find out who they are. Or what they've done.

Yer welcumo.
Posted by: spongeworthy at June 18, 2024 02:22 PM (DWqKI)

Meanwhile actual citizens get the shit stomped out of them for failing to produce ID fast enough to suit police whims, or daring to ask the reason why they're being stopped/accosted in the first place.

Posted by: Government versus citizens at June 18, 2024 02:27 PM (mIzto)

57 Growing up, a crime like this would send the whole country into a low as we all mourned for at least a day. We would hear and see news stories of the candlelight vigils. Remember? This wasn't that long ago.

Then 9/11 came along and increased the scale of our destructive imagination, and now nothing matters except whatever they say.

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2024 02:28 PM (EA5hs)

58 Here's some real genius-brain deduction from a long-time Moron: The reason so many of these illegals ditch their IDs at the border is because they don't want us to find out who they are. Or what they've done.
_____________

Duh. If they'd received a Nobel Prize for physics would they ditch their IDs?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2024 02:28 PM (YqDXo)

59 They are all, uniformly evil.

They are not our countrymen, they are our conquerors.

The BEST we can hope for is a partition and separation.

That will likely be the means with the smallest amount of bloodshed.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 18, 2024 02:29 PM (N1DT3)

60 47 I'm not sure what to say about the murder of this "mom of 5". 5 kids and no husband implies less than stellar judgement. Almost certainly a Biden supporter who supported open border policy.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2024 02:25 PM (pohLc)

If I thought only those who sowed would reap, I'd agree, but we're all stuck with the same harvest.

Posted by: Mike Bloomberg Wants You To Know Anyone Can Farm at June 18, 2024 02:29 PM (zuGjS)

61 You're wrong, Ace. You're terribly, terribly wrong. Galaxy Quest is the BEST of all Star Trek movies.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 18, 2024 02:29 PM (1bNHn)

62 50
Our new neighbors will soon be pulling over lone women for traffic stops. Yay.

Out: Blowing into the state issued tube to get out of a ticket

In: Blowing into the biologically issued tube to get out of a ticket
Posted by: 18-1 at June 18, 2024 02:26 PM (ibTVg)
Ladies, hold on to it, roll up the window, floor it.

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2024 02:29 PM (LHPAg)

63 This problem should have been addressed 25 years ago, but we all know this is what the uniparty wants.

Too late now. They're already here. Even closing the border completely is just a bandage on a problem that will be causing strife in this country for generations to come.

Posted by: brak at June 18, 2024 02:29 PM (AR07F)

64 South America is going to have a shortage of murderers if this keeps up

Posted by: MAC V SOG at June 18, 2024 02:30 PM (P4Pk9)

65 I thought spouses of American citizens were automatically allowed here.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 18, 2024 02:30 PM (1bNHn)

66 Out: Blowing into the state issued tube to get out of a ticket

In: Blowing into the biologically issued tube to get out of a ticket
Posted by: 18-1 at June 18, 2024 02:26 PM (ibTVg)

Reminds me of the old joke about the Aggie co-ed driving back to College Station late one night, the punchline of which was, "Oh, no, not ANOTHER breathalyser test!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 18, 2024 02:30 PM (T+Iwg)

67 >>>Shutting off the water in Idaho...
https://tinyurl.com/bdcrnu4j
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker
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How come this isn't national news? Thousands of acres of crops going unwatered. Holodomor.

The farmers own the wells. Turn them on. It's called non-compliance.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2024 02:31 PM (bQ/08)

68 oops, wrong thread

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2024 02:31 PM (bQ/08)

69 And Today, [the Deep State, through their puppet figurehead] Biden, Encourages More Illegal Immigration By Proposing an (Illegal) Grant of Amnesty to Hundreds of Thousands.

So I sit back and wonder... is the Deep State doing this because they know Joe Biden is essentially a lame-duck "President" and President Trump will win in November or... are they doing it because they know they are going to once again rig and steal the 2024 election and have nothing to worry about regarding electoral consequences.

2020 and 2022 tell me it's the latter.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 18, 2024 02:31 PM (P5BPp)

70 Raggedy Ann needs to jump in a wood chipper.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2024 02:31 PM (dFT00)

71 Anyone think Democraps care about kids and mothers raped and murdered by illegal invaders? It's practically a feature, not a bug. These are the same people who think it's totally OK -- and even a constitutional right -- to suck a nine-month term baby's brains out as the poor thing is about to be born.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 18, 2024 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

72 61 You're wrong, Ace. You're terribly, terribly wrong. Galaxy Quest is the BEST of all Star Trek movies.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 18, 2024 02:29 PM (1bNHn)

In a just world, an entire pallet of Wrath of Khan VHS tapes would fall on you.

Posted by: Hammurabi's Code and Movie Reviews at June 18, 2024 02:31 PM (zuGjS)

73 Res ipso loquitur I guess!
Posted by: BlackOrchid
____

Res ipsa

Posted by: John Charity Spring at June 18, 2024 02:31 PM (9KYZq)

74 On the one hand, it's entirely appropriate to ship illegals to the states that are encouraging the invasion. On the other hand, then all those newcomers are counted in the census and the wrong states get increased representation in our government.

Posted by: Emmie at June 18, 2024 02:32 PM (Sf2cq)

75 Hey! He should have married her and everything would have been fine. No joke.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at June 18, 2024 02:33 PM (vFG9F)

76 Water is the Enviro #1 issue everywhere West of Missouri…

Posted by: tubal at June 18, 2024 02:33 PM (PCK5/)

77 Vigilante justice is already starting. It will only get better. Perhaps the word will filter down eventually to the world. Interesting times.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 18, 2024 02:34 PM (Aoykm)

78 Just jumped in, but an illegal who had been "returned" to Mexico 16 times just killed someone in Colorado via a semi-truck crash. Had no CDL either.

https://tinyurl.com/2e58swuz

Posted by: AnchorPoint at June 18, 2024 02:34 PM (qgPFD)

79 What happened to the mother of 5 is why women were saying they'd rather meet a bear on a trail than an unknown man. I'd rather not meet either.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 18, 2024 02:34 PM (XjtdB)

80 Just jumped in, but an illegal who had been "returned" to Mexico 16 times just killed someone in Colorado via a semi-truck crash. Had no CDL either.
________________

The hell you say.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2024 02:35 PM (YqDXo)

81 Maybe Congress should just abolish CBP and issue a war declaration on the United States and be done with it. The government hates this country.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 18, 2024 02:35 PM (8sMut)

82 Illegal immigration is all about changing American voting patterns and assuring a permanent Democrat majority, but you guys already know that.

it's actually a brilliant plan. Evil, yet brilliant. And it will most likely succeed.

Posted by: Don Black at June 18, 2024 02:36 PM (/7KEl)

83 74 On the one hand, it's entirely appropriate to ship illegals to the states that are encouraging the invasion. On the other hand, then all those newcomers are counted in the census and the wrong states get increased representation in our government.
Posted by: Emmie at June 18, 2024 02:32 PM (Sf2cq)

It's entirely appropriate to ship them home...and if their home doesn't want them, to Guantanamo...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 18, 2024 02:36 PM (exHjb)

84 Breaking911 @Breaking911 Jun 17
BORDER INVASION: Alleged child rapist from Honduras arrested by INTERPOL in North Carolina

https://tinyurl.com/35v6uz2k
screencap of Police statement

Gaston County FAST Team arrests international fugitive Elvis Cabrera Martinez of Honduras...

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 02:36 PM (ZdexC)

85 You're wrong, Ace. You're terribly, terribly wrong. Galaxy Quest is the BEST of all Star Trek movies.

Forbidden Planet.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 18, 2024 02:36 PM (mSufQ)

86 ICE sources tell FOX it is simply impossible to do with current staffing levels compared to the numbers that have been coming across the border in recent years, and they are in desperate need of additional manpower and resources.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 02:22 PM

Isn't that Cloward-Piven strategy? Overwhelm the system until it collapses.

I think Cloward-Piven strategy is specifically about collapsing and replacing the welfare state. But the deliberately overwhelming the system until it collapses strategy in general is what the Marxist Left is doing here with immigration (and what they do with pretty much every system and institution in the country).

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 18, 2024 02:36 PM (P5BPp)

87 What happened to the mother of 5 is why women were saying they'd rather meet a bear on a trail than an unknown man. I'd rather not meet either.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 18, 2024 02:34 PM (XjtdB)
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Yet Hollywood (/spit) shows 110 lb. chicks kicking the asses of Seal Team Six.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2024 02:36 PM (YqDXo)

88 The media will run stories about Problematic Mothers who go out hiking without a Male Chaperone.
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More likely they'll push for more men to be out there protecting them, and for those men to be arrested if they do so.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 18, 2024 02:36 PM (1bNHn)

89 it's actually a brilliant plan. Evil, yet brilliant. And it will most likely succeed.
Posted by: Don Black at June 18, 2024 02:36 PM (/7KEl)

Brilliant if you want civil war.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2024 02:37 PM (pohLc)

90 Whoops, meant to do the italics on that.

Well, at least I avoided the Barrel.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 18, 2024 02:37 PM (mSufQ)

91 There Is Nothing More Important Than Being Gay.

Posted by: There Is Nothing More Important Than Being Gay at June 18, 2024 02:37 PM (8sMut)

92 85 You're wrong, Ace. You're terribly, terribly wrong. Galaxy Quest is the BEST of all Star Trek movies.

Forbidden Planet.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 18, 2024 02:36 PM (mSufQ)


By Grabthar’s Hammer… What a Savings!!!!

Posted by: tubal at June 18, 2024 02:37 PM (PCK5/)

93 Posted by: John Charity Spring at June 18, 2024 02:31 PM (9KYZq)
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I understood that reference.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 02:38 PM (ZdexC)

94 Sounds like their plan for student loans. If Congress isn’t going to act, we’ll chip away at the problem a bit at a time. Where each bit usually isn’t a big deal. But over time, the change will add up.

I expect we shall hear the every-loud-obnoxious Troll Farts about how the Democrats are letting 10 billion illegals across, so they can vote Democrat, again.

There’s some shrewd politics behind this proposal — those half million illegal immigrants who would be helped are all currently married to U.S. citizens who can vote, after all.

I would rather have the immigrants here than the Trump cult. The GOP is responsible for all the guns making it to Central America and causing our border crisis.

Wow...government acting to help families stay together! And of course its not the party or former President of the party that talks about family values….its the current President and party that actually values families.

Great move Mr. President! America is and always has been a nation of immigrants!!

Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Comments section Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 18, 2024 02:38 PM (JCZqz)

95 Just jumped in, but an illegal who had been "returned" to Mexico 16 times just killed someone in Colorado via a semi-truck crash. Had no CDL either.

https://tinyurl.com/2e58swuz
Posted by: AnchorPoint

Details, Schmetails.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 18, 2024 02:38 PM (qZEuM)

96 BORDER INVASION: Alleged child rapist from Honduras arrested by INTERPOL in North Carolina
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WARNED by Interpol. Not arrested by Interpol, which is just a talking shop between the various police forces.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2024 02:38 PM (YqDXo)

97 And you know what I see a lot of at work, and some billboards, and other places?

"Stop Human Trafficking"

How when our government wholeheartedly endorses such?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 18, 2024 02:38 PM (8sMut)

98 This crap has been going on for decades. I remember at least 10 years ago, in Los Angeles, I think, cops were letting illegals w/o auto insurance or driver's license get off without a ticket because "they needed to get to their jobs." But no such dispensation to you gringos.

Posted by: fly gal at June 18, 2024 02:39 PM (6CtMt)

99 no but seriously Star Trek is basically a knock-off spin-off of Forbidden Planet. (And I guess This Island Earth sometimes.)

(TBF, all good literature is cribbed from prior works.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 18, 2024 02:39 PM (mSufQ)

100 Human trafficking is far too lucrative to be stopped…

Posted by: tubal at June 18, 2024 02:39 PM (PCK5/)

101 I would rather have the immigrants here than the Trump cult. The GOP is responsible for all the guns making it to Central America and causing our border crisis.
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Ah, so there IS a border crisis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2024 02:39 PM (YqDXo)

102 Mophead blames Republicans and Governor Abbott.

HOW COME THIS WASN'T HAPPENING 3 YEARS AGO YOU DUMB C*NT!!!!

I hate what the left has done to my country.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

103 I'm not sure what to say about the murder of this "mom of 5". 5 kids and no husband implies less than stellar judgement. Almost certainly a Biden supporter who supported open border policy.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Wow dude. So, she had it coming? This reminds me of the woman and her son who were killed by an illegal earlier this year when he crashed his car head long in to them. She was a big Biden supporter but she and her son didn't deserve to die by someone who should never have been in this country.

Posted by: Cheri at June 18, 2024 02:40 PM (oiNtH)

104 it's actually a brilliant plan. Evil, yet brilliant. And it will most likely succeed.

check out the rapidly changing demographics of schools in this country -- it's already succeeded long term

Posted by: brak at June 18, 2024 02:41 PM (AR07F)

105 And you know what I see a lot of at work, and some billboards, and other places?

"Stop Human Trafficking"

How when our government wholeheartedly endorses such?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 18, 2024 02:38 PM (8sMut)

Which is a big part of why I've stepped back from promoting a lot of anti-trafficking orgs on social media. Way too many of them are all-in on open borders.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 18, 2024 02:41 PM (XjtdB)

106 Wasn't the gay commenter warned by CBD this morning that his joke is old and he should stop?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

107 This crap has been going on for decades. I remember at least 10 years ago, in Los Angeles, I think, cops were letting illegals w/o auto insurance or driver's license get off without a ticket because "they needed to get to their jobs."

Posted by: fly gal at June 18, 2024 02:39 PM (6CtMt)
__________________

They let them off because there was no point in writing them up. They wouldn't pay the ticket, or show up in court, which the officer would have to do (perhaps on his own time) in case he did show up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2024 02:41 PM (YqDXo)

108 Think how much safer South America will be

Posted by: MAC V SOG at June 18, 2024 02:41 PM (P4Pk9)

109 99 no but seriously Star Trek is basically a knock-off spin-off of Forbidden Planet. (And I guess This Island Earth sometimes.)

(TBF, all good literature is cribbed from prior works.)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 18, 2024 02:39 PM (mSufQ)

I think both Roddenberry and Lucas have said they were influenced by FP. Personally, however, it is now unpossible for me to watch Leslie Nielson in anything without starting to larf.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 18, 2024 02:42 PM (T+Iwg)

110 Why IS squatting legal? I am not a lawyer.

Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at June 18, 2024 02:42 PM (MvF+J)

111 Our tribal collective has made it clear.

MAGA people want the border closed

MAGA people are always wrong

So open borders it shall be

Or we get kicked out of the tribe

I know you mouth breathers don't understand science and logic as well as I do, but hopefully that helps

Posted by: Karen at June 18, 2024 02:42 PM (uV3It)

112 102 Mophead blames Republicans and Governor Abbott.

HOW COME THIS WASN'T HAPPENING 3 YEARS AGO YOU DUMB C*NT!!!!

I hate what the left has done to my country.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah, I have developed a hardness toward my fellow countrymen who encourage and make excuses for what this country has become. Deep hardness that will never soften.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2024 02:42 PM (pohLc)

113 Illegal Alien Deported 16 Times Kills Colorado Man in Crash

Many such cases. If you watch any dashcam compilations you noticed that in late 2021 suddenly half the accidents were foreign-looking people with no license and no insurance and the cops didn’t care, even in red states.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 18, 2024 02:42 PM (USpen)

114 Raping and killing: More jobs Americans are unwilling to do.

Pretty soon we'll hear about pillaging and how it's part of their culture.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 18, 2024 02:42 PM (tT6L1)

115 Granting amnesty really does solve that pesky illegal immigrant crime issue, doesn't it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 18, 2024 02:43 PM (KbCG3)

116 Why won't anyone in that filthy cesspool of the White House press corps call that lying bitch out JUST ONCE.

Republicans didn't build this. Trump STOPPED this. Biden removed Trumps policy on DAY ONE and it's been a f*cking free-for-all ever since.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

117 105
Which is a big part of why I've stepped back from promoting a lot of anti-trafficking orgs on social media. Way too many of them are all-in on open borders.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 18, 2024 02:41 PM (XjtdB)

The big issue behind trafficking is… who profits?? And, define profit… it takes several forms.

Posted by: tubal at June 18, 2024 02:43 PM (PCK5/)

118 Just jumped in, but an illegal who had been "returned" to Mexico 16 times just killed someone in Colorado via a semi-truck crash. Had no CDL either.

https://tinyurl.com/2e58swuz
Posted by: AnchorPoint

Not the first time an illegal driving a semi has killed people in CO. Might be the first time one had been deported that much though.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 18, 2024 02:43 PM (XjtdB)

119 This crap has been going on for decades. I remember at least 10 years ago, in Los Angeles, I think, cops were letting illegals w/o auto insurance or driver's license get off without a ticket because "they needed to get to their jobs."

Posted by: fly gal at June 18, 2024 02:39 PM (6CtMt)
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Cops used to impound their vehicles until they paid, but some leftist judge ruled against that (on the grounds you mentioned), so there was no point in writing them tickets.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2024 02:43 PM (YqDXo)

120 These illegals have been creeps forever.

When I was in high school, I was babysitting. I put the baby in his crib and walked past the sliding glass door, there were mini blinds and the door was cracked and I could see someone standing at the door watching me. I went in the other room and called the police. They caught the guy, barefoot in the rain watching me. He was an illegal. They deported him but I'm sure he came right back. I still think someone's watching me all the time.

I thank god I saw him and nothing physically happened to me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 18, 2024 02:43 PM (oaoUQ)

121 Caring about a white lady who got raped and murdered by a brown guy is racist! If the girl was black you wouldn't care!

Posted by: Talking Point No. 77-A(4)(b)(iv) at June 18, 2024 02:44 PM (qUkBO)

122 118 If deportation doesn't work, that leaves fewer options.

Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at June 18, 2024 02:44 PM (MvF+J)

123 Democrats will believe anything.
No more immigrants, America will tip over into the ocean

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 18, 2024 02:44 PM (J8LnB)

124 What's been done over the last quarter century or so can't be undone. Our leaders have packed in so many Aztecs that we are already *at least* the fifth biggest LatAm country by population. I suspect we're actually probably fourth, ahead of Argentina, when you count legal Hispanic citizens.

This is too big to reverse. And given that "both" political parties are fully committed to the policy of breakneck pace immigration through wide open borders, it won't even be halted. It will accelerate. There will be no border reform. The GOP would rather cease to be a political party than moderate their frenzied Acts of Love, and they likely will.

Bienvenido a Nueva America, pinche gringos.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2024 02:45 PM (0FoWg)

125 That's awful Cali

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2024 02:45 PM (EA5hs)

126 Just jumped in, but an illegal who had been "returned" to Mexico 16 times just killed someone in Colorado via a semi-truck crash. Had no CDL either.

https://tinyurl.com/2e58swuz
Posted by: AnchorPoint

The trucking company who hired him needs to be sued into oblivion and its owners jailed.

The trucking company Cruz-Mendoza was working for, Monique Trucking, has five violations on its record over the past two years, according to a review of Department of Transportation records by 9NEWS Investigates.

One of the violations includes “insufficient tie downs” in August 2023. In October and November of 2022, drivers were found to be missing proper operator licenses.

Posted by: Cheri at June 18, 2024 02:46 PM (oiNtH)

127 Caring about a white lady who got raped and murdered by a brown guy is racist! If the girl was black you wouldn't care!
Posted by: Talking Point No. 77-A(4)(b)(iv) at June 18, 2024 02:44 PM (qUkBO)



Not true. I weep for the black community, but they're mostly doing it to themselves, so I'm not as passionate about it.

Black lives matter, but they refuse to show it quite often.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

128 I would rather have the immigrants here than the Trump cult. The GOP is responsible for all the guns making it to Central America and causing our border crisis.
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So the illegals are fleeing the guns that are flooding their home country? But they are fleeing TO the United States, where guns just in the hands of MAGA-thugs outnumber the population of the US?

Why aren't they fleeing to Canada, which has much stricter gun-control laws and far fewer firearms per capita?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 18, 2024 02:46 PM (7fElN)

129 Drunk illegals have killed many Texans. And next to nothing was ever done about it.

I can't imagine how bad it is nowadays.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 18, 2024 02:47 PM (qZEuM)

130 Well,, I for one welcome our 'new comers'

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfka9m6NhzE

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at June 18, 2024 02:47 PM (5hfjS)

131 Been reading about Venezuela emptying their prisons and sending their excons to the US. The Venezuelan gangs are growing and they are vicious. Chicago and NY has better watch out.
Having said that in response and if elected Trump's first act after firing Dem bureaucrats, should be to fire a cruise missile up Maduro's butt

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 18, 2024 02:47 PM (KhB32)

132 I'm sick of the argument that "native-born Americans commit more violent crimes than immigrants." It only takes a concession that yes, we have a crime problem among native-born Americans, and so there is no reason to make it worse. An acceptable--and achievable--figure for violent crimes by "immigrants" is zero.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 18, 2024 02:47 PM (wzAuc)

133 So the illegals are fleeing the guns that are flooding their home country? But they are fleeing TO the United States, where guns just in the hands of MAGA-thugs outnumber the population of the US?

Why aren't they fleeing to Canada, which has much stricter gun-control laws and far fewer firearms per capita?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 18, 2024 02:46 PM (7fElN)

Because we are assholes.

Posted by: Canada Border Services Agency at June 18, 2024 02:47 PM (8sMut)

134 My vocabulary is neither large enough nor descriptive enough to reduce to words my absolute red-hot hatred of Le Pants-shitter-cum-Child Molester-cum-Traitor, Quisling and Benedict Arnold. If he were to die in his sleep tonite, it would be too good and too quick a death for him. He needs to suffer before he's granted the Final Exhalation. Bastard.

Posted by: Dr_No at June 18, 2024 02:47 PM (ayRl+)

135 Caring about a white lady who got raped and murdered by a brown guy is racist! If the girl was black you wouldn't care!

Posted by: Talking Point No. 77-A(4)(b)(iv) at June 18, 2024 02:44 PM (qUkBO)

Honestly, most of the victims of illegals are darker than pale. Seems like conservatives are the only ones who *do* care about them.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 18, 2024 02:47 PM (XjtdB)

136 Why aren't they fleeing to Canada, which has much stricter gun-control laws and far fewer firearms per capita?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 18, 2024 02:46 PM (7fElN)



"Too bad, so sad. They must reside in the country of applied asylum, whether they actually applied or not."


- - - - - Justin Blackface

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

137 Anyone think Democraps care about kids and mothers raped and murdered by illegal invaders?

I saw a story recently where a "refugee" raped a 14 year old in MA. The governor was asked about it and she said "well these things happen"

So, as you can tell they care a lot about these victims...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 18, 2024 02:48 PM (ibTVg)

138 I thank god I saw him and nothing physically happened to me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 18, 2024 02:43 PM (oaoUQ)

Racist to think a barefoot wetback watching a teenage girl through a sliding door in the rain had any nefarious intentions. No?

PS, glad you didn't get assaulted.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2024 02:48 PM (pohLc)

139 I've been assured that only hard-working, law-abiding, opportunity-embracing Mexicans are entering the country. Or harmless, desperate, pregnant women who only want the best for their babies and have risked everything to get it.

This land is their land, you know. I saw it on a bumper sticker.

Posted by: Emmie at June 18, 2024 02:49 PM (Sf2cq)

140 The GOP stopped the wall and kept Obamacare despite promising the opposite for over a decade.

They pretended it was personal with McCain but it wasn't. He spoke for them and his thumbs down wasn't a thumb it was a middle finger, and it wasn't to Trump, it was to us.

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2024 02:49 PM (EA5hs)

141 I saw a story recently where a "refugee" raped a 14 year old in MA. The governor was asked about it and she said "well these things happen"

See? Shit happens.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 18, 2024 02:49 PM (qZEuM)

142 Drunk illegals have killed many Texans. And next to nothing was ever done about it.

I can't imagine how bad it is nowadays.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 18, 2024 02:47 PM (qZEuM)



Drunk mexican came into Hooters in Denton over the weekend with some under age yutes. The manager politely asked them all to leave, then got the license plate of the "free candy" van (it was actually a bounce house company, which makes it worse) in case the drunk f*ck got behind the wheel.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

143 So the illegals are fleeing the guns that are flooding their home country? But they are fleeing TO the United States, where guns just in the hands of MAGA-thugs outnumber the population of the US?

The big blue shitholes we've traditionally housed these "refugees" in are MORE dangerous then their home countries.

Of course the same "refugees" go home on vacation as soon as they get a green card/citizenship so...maybe they aren't really fleeing anything...you know just maybe...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 18, 2024 02:50 PM (ibTVg)

144 Not surprised. Between the illegal invaders, the sodomites, the democrat party and the average smooth brained american, it's only a matter of time before everybody will have been raped at one point or another.

Just learn to relax your anus and enjoy!

Posted by: Dr. Ben Dover, Proctologist at June 18, 2024 02:50 PM (XRpj3)

145 I pull out my pistol every time I see a Mexican.
Just in case.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 18, 2024 02:50 PM (QyoM2)

146 Several states in Mexico used to have an age of consent of 13. Most Latin American countries have 16-18 on the books but the quincenera at 15 is socially looked upon as the age. They bring that attitude with them here. Border states CPS cases are overflowing with sexual assault and molestation issues of teen girls in Hispanic immigrant families.

Posted by: brak at June 18, 2024 02:50 PM (AR07F)

147 It figures Democrats would fight to make guns illegal since Democrats have almost all of the illegal guns.

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2024 02:51 PM (EA5hs)

148
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 18, 2024 02:43 PM (oaoUQ)

Racist to think a barefoot wetback watching a teenage girl through a sliding door in the rain had any nefarious intentions. No?

PS, glad you didn't get assaulted.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2024 02:48 PM (pohLc)
_________

"When a naked man is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 18, 2024 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

149 Just learn to relax your anus and enjoy!

Every day doc, every day.

Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at June 18, 2024 02:51 PM (ibTVg)

150 Who knew Yankees like running slaves?

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 18, 2024 02:52 PM (n17eQ)

151 At the very least, they should be allowed to celebrate Juneteenth in peace. Just got a blurb that my VA clinic will be closed and why I should celebrate Juneteenth. Think I might go and buy a Hi Point and attend a block party, knock back a few cold Colt 45s and sign up to vote for Joe as many times as it takes.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 18, 2024 02:52 PM (V5eKu)

152 cops were letting illegals w/o auto insurance or driver's license get off without a ticket because "they needed to get to their jobs."

Illegals have also brought the "innovation" of stealing a car, then finding one superficially similar in a parking lot, and swapping the plates. Then they can drive right past cops with plate readers no problem. Our home-grown criminals like the Kia Boys never thought of that.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 18, 2024 02:52 PM (2ocoG)

153
Breaking911 @Breaking911 Jun 17
BORDER INVASION: Alleged child rapist from Honduras arrested by INTERPOL in North Carolina


What is INTERPOL doing in the USA. Next thing you'll tell me is that KAOS is sending rapists in here.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2024 02:52 PM (63Dwl)

154 135 Caring about a white lady who got raped and murdered by a brown guy is racist! If the girl was black you wouldn't care!

Posted by: Talking Point No. 77-A(4)(b)(iv) at June 18, 2024 02:44 PM (qUkBO)

Honestly, most of the victims of illegals are darker than pale. Seems like conservatives are the only ones who *do* care about them.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 18, 2024 02:47 PM (XjtdB)

Which is then met with, "Oh, sure, how you care about black people," by the same people who only care about black people when it's election season.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 18, 2024 02:53 PM (KbCG3)

155 Guy I met who fled CA was an insurance investigator for a bit in CA.

Common for illegals to suddenly back up and try to hit the car behind them and claim they were hit. He said he actually had an illegal try to pull this on him but he hit reverse and got away.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 18, 2024 02:53 PM (tT6L1)

156 What's been done over the last quarter century or so can't be undone.

I disagree. It would take a unified Federal government and bureaucracy, and a few years, to be effective, but it could be done.

1- implement physical barriers at migration points at the border
2- work with Mexico to stop (or house) migrant in camps there (even if we help fund them)
3- heavily, and publicly, penalize employers hiring illegals
4- track and deport people who overstay their visas
5- round up and deport illegal immigrants

For the last two, seize their assets like we do with drug dealers and such. Asset forfeiture...it was earned here illegally, so we can seize it to fund more immigration enforcement.

Romney would be correct...people would start self-deporting at that point.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 18, 2024 02:53 PM (JCZqz)

157 One would think that immigration/the open border policy would be the ONLY issue in 2024, & that American citizens & lawful alien permanent residents ("lappers") simply wouldn't stand for this, but...

Biden having a ceremony today to announce another amnesty! The cokesacker thinks this is a selling point!

And he may be right. Half the voters want 4 more years of it.

Posted by: mnw at June 18, 2024 02:53 PM (NLIak)

158 What is INTERPOL doing in the USA. Next thing you'll tell me is that KAOS is sending rapists in here.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2024 02:52 PM (63Dwl)

Poor writing. Interpol handles requests between different countries.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 18, 2024 02:53 PM (8sMut)

159 Interpol. Arresting the rapists that Americans won't.

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2024 02:54 PM (EA5hs)

160 Welcome to America! Now get to work, slaves -- oops, I meant "workers"! Anyways, welcome "workers" and where the fuck is my soy latte it's not gonna make it itself and have you picked up my dry cleaning yet and don't forget to pick the kids up at school!

Posted by: Very Important Person, Hollywood Hills, CA at June 18, 2024 02:54 PM (qUkBO)

161 How is this even remotely legal

It’s time we the Americanmpeole shut this down, this is so insane

I live in Texas and I’m terrified

Posted by: Gonzotx at June 18, 2024 02:54 PM (oaxHn)

162 Being concerned about being raped by swarthy foreigners is pretty much textbook white privilege.

Posted by: The Left in 3, 2, 1 . . . at June 18, 2024 02:54 PM (F/oxI)

163 "Hi Point"

They carry Glocks with full-auto conversions and extended mags.

Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at June 18, 2024 02:55 PM (MvF+J)

164 George Floyd dies due to a drug overdose but MSM blames cops for the death.

Americans getting killed by illegals and MSM collectively yawns at these "local" stories.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 18, 2024 02:55 PM (tT6L1)

165 Democrats want black babies erased by the millions because they're the party that "cares".

Those are their most reliable voters by the way which shows you how mercenary and callous Democrats really are.

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2024 02:56 PM (EA5hs)

166 Jean Pierre says Abbot is making it difficult for the border patrol to do their job.

That may be true, since the job of border patrol was to cut open the barriers Abbot had installed. Damn Abbot is restricting the flow ... can't have that.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 18, 2024 02:56 PM (Cus5s)

167 >>> ICE's non-detained docket has surged to 7.4 million cases in 2024

But they are automatically registered for the draft.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 18, 2024 02:56 PM (TDz4H)

168 161 How is this even remotely legal

Posted by: Gonzotx at June 18, 2024 02:54 PM (oaxHn)

Because

Posted by: U.S. Government at June 18, 2024 02:57 PM (8sMut)

169 But they work so hard!

Posted by: Your clueless sister in law at June 18, 2024 02:57 PM (no6nP)

170 Surge to the polling stations, amigos!

Posted by: Jose Biden at June 18, 2024 02:57 PM (qUkBO)

171 KJP's skank ass blames Abbott for 'restricting the border agents' and not ONE presstitute fires back about how Abbott did things to control the border and the Biden Administration SUED HIM TO STOP, and had the federal agents use front loaders to LIFT THE RAZOR WIRE TO LET THEM IN.

I f*cking HATE this administration.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

172 Cap ‘em at the border, if not there, as soon as they’re convicted of a crime. Won’t take many.

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2024 02:58 PM (LHPAg)

173 I think both Roddenberry and Lucas have said they were influenced by FP. Personally, however, it is now unpossible for me to watch Leslie Nielson in anything without starting to larf.

That was part of the key to Airplane!'s success, and Leslie Nielsen's comedy career.

Now, though, it's reversed.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 18, 2024 02:58 PM (mSufQ)

174 It's not that it can't be undone, but it won't be undone. Normies have become allergic to saying "no" or ever doing anything that could be characterized as "mean." If you asked them if they preferred their women to be violated over deportations, they'd never say so, but that's the choice America has made and will go right on making.

Posted by: Sucks But The Country Is Certifiable at June 18, 2024 02:58 PM (F/oxI)

175
But they are automatically registered for the draft.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 18, 2024 02:56 PM (TDz4H)



Good. Round them up and give them a one way ticket on a C-130 to Ukraine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

176 166 Jean Pierre says Abbot is making it difficult for the border patrol to do their job.

That may be true, since the job of border patrol was to cut open the barriers Abbot had installed. Damn Abbot is restricting the flow ... can't have that.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 18, 2024 02:56 PM (Cus5s)

BS. Abbott is all about looking good and making lots of appearances on Fox News. If you consider restricting the flow to be building border barriers 12 miles from the border...well, I can't help you.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 18, 2024 02:58 PM (8sMut)

177 124

No, it's NOT "too big to reverse."

It could be easily reversed in just a few years, but for the fact that the national WILL to reverse it isn't there.

That's on the American voters.

Posted by: mnw at June 18, 2024 02:59 PM (NLIak)

178
I'm not sure what to say about the murder of this "mom of 5". 5 kids and no husband implies less than stellar judgement.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Or he was killed by an illegal.

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2024 02:59 PM (EA5hs)

179 Just you wait until you're paying three bucks a head for lettuce! Oh, wait. Guess that didn't work. Wait until you're waiting for somebody on a stolen scooter to deliver your pizza and rob you.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 18, 2024 02:59 PM (V5eKu)

180 Good. Round them up and give them a one way ticket on a C-130 to Ukraine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

I'll pack the chutes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 18, 2024 03:00 PM (qZEuM)

181 Democrats subscribe to a form of Charlie Manson theory.
Helter Skelter.

You see, overwhelm the nation in illiterate peons and criminals, have a war that the illiterate peons will win, then same illiterate peons will beg the elite white liberals to rule them and become the royal ruling class.

Sound stupid? Read DU and tell me it's too stupid.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2024 03:01 PM (pohLc)

182 I'll pack the chutes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 18, 2024 03:00 PM (qZEuM)

That's my job.

Posted by: Bootygig at June 18, 2024 03:01 PM (EA5hs)

183 I don't think it can be easily reversed when the schools are already filling up with the children of those illegals born here. Without getting rid of the birthright citizenship at least.

Posted by: brak at June 18, 2024 03:01 PM (AR07F)

184 7.4 million people is 2% of the US population.

And that is just in one year.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
---------
And that's the known number. How many more that are not in the system.

Posted by: scampydog at June 18, 2024 03:02 PM (2bFN5)

185 Without getting rid of the birthright citizenship at least.

You have to be subject to the jurisdiction of the US government to become a citizen.

If illegals were subject, they wouldn't be here.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 18, 2024 03:02 PM (ibTVg)

186 Good. Round them up and give them a one way ticket on a C-130 to Ukraine.
Posted by: Sponge

That would be a very long flight.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 18, 2024 03:02 PM (TDz4H)

187 Why would you not jump the border when you are given free stuff and are immune from even being criticized, no matter what you do?

Posted by: tubal at June 18, 2024 03:03 PM (PCK5/)

188 I think Jesse Kelly is right. There is no surviving this invasion of illegal immigrants. ANY Democrat elected is going to turn on the spigot wide open. Sure, you can elect a Republican and slow the flow. But we won't reduce the number here, ever.

Posted by: blaster at June 18, 2024 03:03 PM (xhfG9)

189 That would be a very long flight.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 18, 2024 03:02 PM (TDz4H)



We have air refueling capabilities.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

190 At the very least, they should be allowed to celebrate Juneteenth in peace. Just got a blurb that my VA clinic will be closed and why I should celebrate Juneteenth.
_______________

What the hell is the deal with "Juneteenth?" So it was the day some of our dusky friends got the word that they were free to do their thing. Of course, we now know what their thing is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2024 03:04 PM (YqDXo)

191 MACHETE

Posted by: Danny Trejo at June 18, 2024 03:04 PM (v0R5T)

192 The illegals who are here that are not sociopaths are here to make a buck… the sociopaths just keep doing what they’ve always done.

Posted by: tubal at June 18, 2024 03:05 PM (PCK5/)

193 What the hell is the deal with "Juneteenth?" So it was the day some of our dusky friends got the word that they were free to do their thing. Of course, we now know what their thing is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2024 03:04 PM (YqDXo)



It was the day the Emancipation Proclamation trickled it's way to Texas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

194 Hey, honey, the stock market just hit a new high! And our house is worth 400% more than we paid for it 20 years ago! I don't even know what to do with our our Social Security payments -- wanna spend another month in Italy this year? Biden is awesome! Why isn't EVERYONE voting for him?

Posted by: Boomer and the Bimbo at June 18, 2024 03:05 PM (qUkBO)

195 Blah Blah says it's good that all of our little brown brothers are coming here so we can continue to get our benefits from the federal government. Our social security and medicare money are important on our fixed incomes. We plan on vacationing in France this fall and we have 2 cruises planned to Alaska after that so please make sure these brave folks are allowed in to pay it forward as we would hate to miss such exciting vacations!

Posted by: Harriet And Blah Blah Nyborg, Lifelong democrats and moochers at June 18, 2024 03:05 PM (XRpj3)

196 Is Juneteentha a name yet?

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2024 03:06 PM (EA5hs)

197
It was the day the Emancipation Proclamation trickled it's way to Texas.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)


They hated Trump so much they created a whole Federal Holiday.

Seriously.

Posted by: blaster at June 18, 2024 03:06 PM (xhfG9)

198 MACHETE
Posted by: Danny Trejo at June 18, 2024 03:04 PM (v0R5T)



You're 80 and you have 10 x the mental capacity and bodily function as Joe Biden.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

199 You see, overwhelm the nation in illiterate peons and criminals, have a war that the illiterate peons will win, then same illiterate peons will beg the elite white liberals to rule them and become the royal ruling class.
_________________

And this is different from any Latin or Central American country, how?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2024 03:06 PM (YqDXo)

200 187 Why would you not jump the border when you are given free stuff and are immune from even being criticized, no matter what you do?
Posted by: tubal at June 18, 2024 03:03 PM (PCK5
Well, I swanny! These people are born demnocrts!

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2024 03:07 PM (LHPAg)

201 What the hell is the deal with "Juneteenth?" So it was the day some of our dusky friends got the word that they were free to do their thing. Of course, we now know what their thing is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2024 03:04 PM (YqDXo)

Yes, they were freed from slavery, only to have a century later, Lyndon Johnson and the Democrat Party re-enslave them by making government their new daddy.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2024 03:07 PM (dGCAG)

202 5- round up and deport illegal immigrants

For the last two, seize their assets like we do with drug dealers and such. Asset forfeiture...it was earned here illegally, so we can seize it to fund more immigration enforcement.
Posted by: Moron Analyst


6 - Tax individual remittances or foreign bank transfers that can't be tied to a valid visa or greencard at 50%.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2024 03:08 PM (IG4Id)

203 And no one in the presstitute corps brings up the fact that Democrats are registering illegals to vote in the most blatant voter fraud scheme in American history..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

204
Is it an invasion if the Usurper on the throne lets the invaders in?

---------------

Call it "Death by 100 Million Mutts."

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 18, 2024 03:08 PM (FHCvM)

205 Helter Skelter.

Really? Right in front of my summer swelter?

Posted by: Don MacLean at June 18, 2024 03:08 PM (mSufQ)

206 It was the day the Emancipation Proclamation trickled it's way to Texas.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 03:05 PM


And to properly observe Juneteenth, all mail will be delivered 3 hours late tomorrow.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2024 03:08 PM (Wnv9h)

207 Yes, they were freed from slavery, only to have a century later, Lyndon Johnson and the Democrat Party re-enslave them by making government their new daddy.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2024 03:07 PM (dGCAG)

This is where an edit button would come in handy.

Should have kept it straight by saying government is their new master.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2024 03:08 PM (dGCAG)

208 "Getting rid of" birthright citizenship would require a Cttl Amend, SCOTUS announced long ago.

Life is too short to try to pass an Amendment to the Constitution.

On another topic:

WSJ columnist today: "If Biden Loses Pennsylvania, He'll Likely Lose the Election"

DUH!!!

Posted by: mnw at June 18, 2024 03:09 PM (NLIak)

209 Why would you not jump the border when you are given free stuff and are immune from even being criticized, no matter what you do?
Posted by: tubal at June 18, 2024 03:03 PM (PCK5
________________

And not subject to any law. Not traffic, not tax, not criminal law. In the worst case, you can just skedaddle back across the border until things cool down.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2024 03:09 PM (YqDXo)

210 And no one in the presstitute corps brings up the fact that Democrats are registering illegals to vote in the most blatant voter fraud scheme in American history..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

The press? What about Republicans? Let's start there!

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2024 03:09 PM (EA5hs)

211 America has a new America's Sweetheart.

Come up with a new name Ace, Brofo Omar will always be America's Sweetheart. It's in the style guide.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at June 18, 2024 03:09 PM (lg881)

212 Helter Skelter.

Really? Right in front of my summer swelter?
Posted by: Don MacLean at June 18, 2024 03:08 PM


Keep the hell away from my fallout shelter.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2024 03:09 PM (Wnv9h)

213 And to properly observe Juneteenth, all mail will be delivered 3 hours late tomorrow.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2024 03:08 PM (Wnv9h)

Don't be silly, you'll get no mail tomorrow.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2024 03:10 PM (dGCAG)

214 And to properly observe Juneteenth, all mail will be delivered 3 hours late stolen tomorrow.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2024 03:08 PM (Wnv9h)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2024 03:10 PM (YqDXo)

215 Just invented a game show.

Non whites kill whites or the whiter whites to score.
I call it Cracker Barrel.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 18, 2024 03:10 PM (J8LnB)

216 If illegals were subject, they wouldn't be here.

my point is they have lots of children, who automatically get citizenship, thus the goal of changing the demographics of the country is accomplished even with mass deportations

Posted by: brak at June 18, 2024 03:10 PM (AR07F)

217 It was the day the Emancipation Proclamation trickled it's way to Texas.

1) it celebrates something white people did, not any actual Black achievements

b. there were still slaves in Delaware, IIRC

I mean, I think it's legitimate/defensible for Texas to celebrate it, but the rest of the nation? Pfffff.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 18, 2024 03:11 PM (mSufQ)

218 It's over 200, so..........

Had the meeting with the surgeon today. Wife's cancer is Stage 1B, meaning it's early, but aggressive. The type is the dreaded - - - (triple negative), meaning it's one of those harder to handle things should it get rolling. We're hoping (praying) it can be treated with a lumpectomy and radiation, but won't know that until we meet with the oncologist, hopefully next week.

Wife is scared, as am I, and the daughter teared up.

This sucks.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

219
What the hell is the deal with "Juneteenth?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2024 03:04 PM


I'll tell you what the hell is the deal with Juneteenth:

it's my rabbit's birthday, that's what it is

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 18, 2024 03:11 PM (bEb2S)

220 I think the only way to reduce the number of illegals here is to make them want to leave.

Start rounding them up and conscript them. All of them, men and women over 18. If there's a family, a real family, one goes for a mandatory hitch, then the other one goes. Armed forces, Guard, Peace Corps, Salvation Army, don't care. If they can't cut it... deport.

Unless they flee. Back to... wherever.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 18, 2024 03:11 PM (Q4IgG)

221 Posted by: Harriet And Blah Blah Nyborg, Lifelong democrats and moochers at June 18, 2024 03:05 PM

"Medicare money?" WTF is *that*?

Please tell me that nobody here is so ignorant, that they believe Medicare actually cuts checks to people...

Posted by: JQ at June 18, 2024 03:11 PM (njWTi)

222 This sucks.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Sorry to hear that Sponge.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2024 03:12 PM (pohLc)

223 Read this the other day, it just breaks one's heart

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2024 03:12 PM (fwDg9)

224 Sound stupid? Read DU and tell me it's too stupid.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Don't do it! Y'all have too much to live for! Plus, DU is the older, whiter, more mainstream dem party. Visit Democracy Now! for the crazy, youth, minority activst future of the Dems.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 18, 2024 03:12 PM (JCZqz)

225 213 Yep, my bank, very woke, will be closed along with the post office, generally worthless.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 18, 2024 03:12 PM (V5eKu)

226 Had the meeting with the surgeon today. Wife's cancer is Stage 1B, meaning it's early, but aggressive. The type is the dreaded - - - (triple negative), meaning it's one of those harder to handle things should it get rolling. We're hoping (praying) it can be treated with a lumpectomy and radiation, but won't know that until we meet with the oncologist, hopefully next week.

Wife is scared, as am I, and the daughter teared up.

This sucks.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
_______________

So sorry to hear this. My condolences.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2024 03:12 PM (YqDXo)

227 And to properly observe Juneteenth, all mail will be delivered 3 hours late tomorrow.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2024 03:08 PM (Wnv9h)



All mail scheduled for delivery on Juneteenth will be rerouted to the lost parcel department to be ravaged for valuables.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

228 218 It's over 200, so..........

Had the meeting with the surgeon today. Wife's cancer is Stage 1B, meaning it's early, but aggressive. The type is the dreaded - - - (triple negative), meaning it's one of those harder to handle things should it get rolling. We're hoping (praying) it can be treated with a lumpectomy and radiation, but won't know that until we meet with the oncologist, hopefully next week.

Wife is scared, as am I, and the daughter teared up.

This sucks.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

Stiff upper lip. Stay strong. We're all praying for you.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 18, 2024 03:13 PM (KbCG3)

229 Ecuadorian migrant in custody after allegedly molesting 13-year-old girl in NYC park

-------------

"LOVE IS LOVE, H8R!"

/During Pedophile Pride Month? REALLY???

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 18, 2024 03:13 PM (FHCvM)

230 Getting rid of" birthright citizenship would require a Cttl Amend, SCOTUS announced long ago.

Life is too short to try to pass an Amendment to the Constitution.

Posted by: mnw at June 18, 2024 03:09 PM (NLIak)

Why bother with that silly, pesky constitution, when an exec order is how we run things now.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2024 03:13 PM (dGCAG)

231 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 03:11 PM
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Oh, no! I am so truly sorry you all are going through this. Prayers ascending.

Posted by: JQ at June 18, 2024 03:13 PM (njWTi)

232
Wife is scared, as am I, and the daughter teared up.

This sucks.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

I'm praying for your wife and family.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 18, 2024 03:13 PM (8c7iY)

233 Stiff upper lip. Stay strong. We're all praying for you.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 18, 2024 03:13 PM (KbCG3)



I know and I'm eternally grateful to all of you. We both are.

You are the elites in society.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

234 Recent job numbers show 663,000 native-born Americans lost their jobs while 414,000 foreign-born workers entered the workforce in May.
++++
Joe Biden: keeping costs down for YOU!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 03:14 PM (d04cU)

235 Ecuadorian migrant in custody after allegedly molesting 13-year-old girl in NYC park

-------------

"LOVE IS LOVE, H8R!"

/During Pedophile Pride Month? REALLY???
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 18, 2024 03:13 PM (FHCvM)

Not to victim blame or anything, but what the hell was your 13 year old child doing in an NYC park?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2024 03:15 PM (dGCAG)

236 Sponge keep the faith as best you can. My MIL was given a two week death sentence in 1997 - pancreatic cancer. They said even with the major surgery which touches seven organs, she wouldn't make it a month. She refused any treatment beyond the surgery. And I talked to her yesterday.

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2024 03:15 PM (EA5hs)

237 Everybody go to Taco Bell tomorrow for the Caja de Caca Juneteenth Especial.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 18, 2024 03:15 PM (V5eKu)

238
But they are automatically registered for the draft.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


Good. Round them up and give them a one way ticket on a C-130 to Ukraine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


Hell No
They won't GO!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2024 03:15 PM (63Dwl)

239 Every single crime committed by an illegal alien is a crime of choice perpetrated by the United States Government.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 03:15 PM (d04cU)

240 Why bother with that silly, pesky constitution, when an exec order is how we run things now.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2024 03:13 PM (dGCAG)

Exactly! That door has already been kicked open, and Trump needs to storm through it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2024 03:15 PM (pohLc)

241 216 If illegals were subject, they wouldn't be here.

my point is they have lots of children, who automatically get citizenship, thus the goal of changing the demographics of the country is accomplished even with mass deportations
Posted by: brak at June 18, 2024 03:10 PM (AR07F)

Send the parents and any non-native born kids back...see if youngest children stay...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 18, 2024 03:16 PM (exHjb)

242 Hey, honey, the stock market just hit a new high! And our house is worth 400% more than we paid for it 20 years ago! I don't even know what to do with our our Social Security payments -- wanna spend another month in Italy this year? Biden is awesome! Why isn't EVERYONE voting for him?
Posted by: Boomer and the Bimbo at June 18, 2024 03:05 PM (qUkBO)

"Boomer and the Bimbo"....Hahahahaha!

I think that was on NBC on tuesday evenings at 8pm.

Hahahahaha...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 18, 2024 03:16 PM (XRpj3)

243 Victor Hernandez may be the new poster child for Joe Biden's open border policies. Not only was he already wanted for assaulting and murdering another woman in his home country, but he has been additionally charged with assaulting a 9-year-old girl and her mother in Los Angeles in March of this year. He is, in short, a monster. Yet he was able to enter our country illegally in March of last year and was allowed to roam free. There was already an arrest warrant out for him in El Salvadore if anyone had bothered to check.
++++
Is this that "vetting" thing I've heard so much about?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 03:16 PM (d04cU)

244 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 03:11 PM

Fcuk cancer.

Keeping all of you in our prayers up here.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2024 03:16 PM (cFInx)

245 This sucks.........

Posted by: Sponge
---------
Sorry to hear that, Sponge. About as good a group here as one could hope to find for both the needed support and levity. Best to you and your family.

Posted by: scampydog at June 18, 2024 03:17 PM (2bFN5)

246 Its not an insurrection when we do it!

Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre at June 18, 2024 03:17 PM (2OJI2)

247 239 Every single crime committed by an illegal alien is a crime of choice perpetrated by the United States Government.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

You have no standing to sue, and the government has sovereign immunity, so...fuck you, pay me.

Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts, spiritual Hawaiian Judge at June 18, 2024 03:17 PM (JCZqz)

248 Sponge keep the faith as best you can. My MIL was given a two week death sentence in 1997 - pancreatic cancer. They said even with the major surgery which touches seven organs, she wouldn't make it a month. She refused any treatment beyond the surgery. And I talked to her yesterday.
Posted by: ... at June 18, 2024 03:15 PM (EA5hs)



That's amazing.

We're trying to stay as positive as possible but it's still just a kick in the privates.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

249 Hang tight, Sponge.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at June 18, 2024 03:18 PM (OUMaO)

250 You have no standing to sue, and the government has sovereign immunity, so...fuck you, pay me.
Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts, spiritual Hawaiian Judge at June 18, 2024 03:17 PM (JCZqz)
++++
Yup. But that doesn't change a damn thing.

Facts and liability don't always track.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 03:18 PM (d04cU)

251 "...complicating the task of tracking and managing immigration more broadly"


It's cute how they pretend anybody is tracking 10 million new illegals. I doubt ICE could give an accurate number within +/-1,000,000 million as to how many have entered since 2021 and we are supposed to believe they have a clue where they are? LOLOLOL!

Posted by: Ripley at June 18, 2024 03:18 PM (xwuga)

252
"Boomer and the Bimbo"....Hahahahaha!

I think that was on NBC on tuesday evenings at 8pm.

Hahahahaha...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 18, 2024 03:16 PM (XRpj3)



Reminds me that you couldn't have the comedy show "Chico and the Man" on TV today.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

253 All the pound "me too" and "believe all women crowd seem to be really supportive of rape as long as it's brown.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 18, 2024 03:18 PM (QkuUr)

254 Prayers up for your wife, Sponge.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 03:18 PM (d04cU)

255 Melania to host $100,000-a-head fundraiser for Republican LGBTQ group at Trump Tower in rare political appearance

Posted by: Don Black at June 18, 2024 03:19 PM (/7KEl)

256 Recent job numbers show 663,000 native-born Americans lost their jobs while 414,000 foreign-born workers entered the workforce in May.
......

Hope they like paying taxes on their culo feliz.

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2024 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

257 Sponge will keep wife, you and daughter in prayer and mind

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2024 03:19 PM (fwDg9)

258 Calls for a nick change......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden and Cancer at June 18, 2024 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

259 Exactly! That door has already been kicked open, and Trump needs to storm through it.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2024 03:15 PM (pohLc)

And I hope he doesn't start with the illegals. I want his first exec order to be, if you took Biden's student loan debt forgiveness, your debt is not only restored, it's doubled. At 25% interest.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2024 03:19 PM (dGCAG)

260 Should I add 'equally?'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden and Cancer at June 18, 2024 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

261 233 Stiff upper lip. Stay strong. We're all praying for you.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 18, 2024 03:13 PM (KbCG3)


I know and I'm eternally grateful to all of you. We both are.

You are the elites in society.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

I know I'm just a guy on a blog but my email is readily available and if you want my number, just ask.

We can just bullshit about music if that helps. Whatever you need, dude.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 18, 2024 03:21 PM (KbCG3)

262 226 Had the meeting with the surgeon today. Wife's cancer is Stage 1B, meaning it's early, but aggressive. The type is the dreaded - - - (triple negative), meaning it's one of those harder to handle things should it get rolling. We're hoping (praying) it can be treated with a lumpectomy and radiation, but won't know that until we meet with the oncologist, hopefully next week.

Wife is scared, as am I, and the daughter teared up.

This sucks.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

That sucks...prayers up!

Posted by: Nova Local at June 18, 2024 03:21 PM (exHjb)

263 Sorry to hear the news, Sponge...

FUCK CANCER

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 18, 2024 03:21 PM (8sMut)

264 Betcha the draft will be reinstated and maybe citizenship for some.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 18, 2024 03:21 PM (J8LnB)

265 And I hope he doesn't start with the illegals. I want his first exec order to be, if you took Biden's student loan debt forgiveness, your debt is not only restored, it's doubled. At 25% interest.
_______________

Resume construction of the Keystone pipeline.

Build the wall.

Eliminate the SALT deduction.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2024 03:21 PM (YqDXo)

266 So sorry to hear that Sponge. Take care of yourselves and prayers sent.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 18, 2024 03:22 PM (s3qiR)

267 Whatever you need, dude.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 18, 2024 03:21 PM (KbCG3)



Why you're beautiful people.


This place is f*cking amazing, it really is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden and Cancer at June 18, 2024 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

268
Its not an insurrection when we do it!
Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre


Creep Fake!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2024 03:22 PM (63Dwl)

269 It's cute how they pretend anybody is tracking 10 million new illegals. I doubt ICE could give an accurate number within +/-1,000,000 million as to how many have entered since 2021 and we are supposed to believe they have a clue where they are? LOLOLOL!
--------

Yes, but!

Even though they disposed of all their IDs, they all still appeared to have cell phones. (in the pictures/videos I've seen, that is)

*Somebody, somewhere* knows exactly who & where these criminals are.

Posted by: JQ at June 18, 2024 03:22 PM (njWTi)

270 And I hope he doesn't start with the illegals. I want his first exec order to be, if you took Biden's student loan debt forgiveness, your debt is not only restored, it's doubled. At 25% interest.

Posted by: BurtTC


So that last $750 of mine becomes $1500 at 25%?

Like I don't have enough problems. Fuck everyone involved.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at June 18, 2024 03:23 PM (OUMaO)

271 Resume construction of the Keystone pipeline.

Build the wall.

Eliminate the SALT deduction.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2024 03:21 PM (YqDXo)

And lend Israel an aircraft carrier full of aircraft and smart bombs. And any pilots they may need.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2024 03:23 PM (pohLc)

272 Should I add 'equally?'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden and Cancer at June 18, 2024 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

"(BIRM)"

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2024 03:23 PM (EA5hs)

273 FJB, I repeat, FJB!!!!!!

If anyone thinks FJB will dial-down the Leftist crap if he is re-elected and has no future election to buy, you are wrong.

Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2024 03:24 PM (GaoHZ)

274 I love how they've moved to the whole "They can't POSSIBLY scoop up all the illegals because they'll DEFINATELY scoop up some American Citizens and deport them accidentally....."

So we should just do nothing.

F*ck off.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden and Cancer at June 18, 2024 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

275 Betcha the draft will be reinstated and maybe citizenship for some.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot


...just in time to use the foreign-born conscripts to suppress a "domestic insurrection", naturally.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at June 18, 2024 03:24 PM (OUMaO)

276 And I hope he doesn't start with the illegals. I want his first exec order to be, if you took Biden's student loan debt forgiveness, your debt is not only restored, it's doubled. At 25% interest.
_______________

Resume construction of the Keystone pipeline.

Build the wall.

Eliminate the SALT deduction.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2024 03:21 PM (YqDXo)

That's fine, those can be 2-4, but he also has some Day 1 pardons that need to be issued.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2024 03:24 PM (dGCAG)

277 274 I love how they've moved to the whole "They can't POSSIBLY scoop up all the illegals because they'll DEFINATELY scoop up some American Citizens and deport them accidentally....."

Born is East LA was pretty funny.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2024 03:25 PM (pohLc)

278 ICE's non-detained docket has surged to 7.4 million cases in 2024

7.4 million people is 2% of the US population.

And that is just in one year.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at June 18, 2024 02:22 PM (SRRAx)

It's still 2024, so really in half a year.

Posted by: InZona at June 18, 2024 03:25 PM (b626B)

279 Yes sir, our government is a well oiled machine.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2024 03:26 PM (bQ/08)

280 Had the meeting with the surgeon today. Wife's cancer is Stage 1B, meaning it's early, but aggressive. The type is the dreaded - - - (triple negative), meaning it's one of those harder to handle things should it get rolling. We're hoping (praying) it can be treated with a lumpectomy and radiation, but won't know that until we meet with the oncologist, hopefully next week.

Wife is scared, as am I, and the daughter teared up.

This sucks.........
Posted by: Sponge
___

{{{Sponge}}}

Prayers up for you and your family.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 18, 2024 03:26 PM (gV1De)

281 And I hope he doesn't start with the illegals. I want his first exec order to be, if you took Biden's student loan debt forgiveness, your debt is not only restored, it's doubled. At 25% interest.

Posted by: BurtTC

So that last $750 of mine becomes $1500 at 25%?

Like I don't have enough problems. Fuck everyone involved.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at June 18, 2024 03:23 PM (OUMaO)

Yes. There are some people who learned a trade, who have been paying for your student loan.

$1500 might not be enough.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2024 03:26 PM (dGCAG)

282 Is it maple Usurper?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at June 18, 2024 03:27 PM (zEUpG)

283 New border plan claims to shut down the US-Mexico border after 2,500 daily crossings

Good. No more than 912,000 illegals may enter this country legally per year.

This plan all depends on Democrats to shut down the border and count accurately.

Posted by: t-bird at June 18, 2024 03:29 PM (eST6G)

284 This sucks.........
Posted by: Sponge
___

{{{Sponge}}}

Prayers up for you and your family.

Posted by: SMH
------------------------

Dittos

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2024 03:29 PM (bQ/08)

285 Day One Executive Orders:

no advocating promoting or pimping for ANY sexual orientation, deviance, kink or fetish, on any US Govt property, in any official communication or publication

Posted by: Don Black at June 18, 2024 03:29 PM (/7KEl)

286 "Even though they disposed of all their IDs, they all still appeared to have cell phones. (in the pictures/videos I've seen, that is)

*Somebody, somewhere* knows exactly who & where these criminals are.

Posted by: JQ"

Google and Apple probably can place many/most to within a few yards. But that information must never be allowed to be shared with the govt. due to privacy concerns. Unlike anybody that was in DC Jan 6

Posted by: Ripley at June 18, 2024 03:30 PM (xwuga)

287 4,000 a day isn't a maximum it's a minimum.

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2024 03:30 PM (EA5hs)

288 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden and Cancer at June 18, 2024 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

289 4,000 a day isn't a maximum it's a minimum.
Posted by: ... at June 18, 2024 03:30 PM (EA5hs)
++++
It could be one or it could be a million. The point is to open the border, and it was successful. The number was never relevant.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 03:31 PM (d04cU)

290
Yes sir, our government is a well oiled machine.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2024 03:26 PM (bQ/0


Of course, specs are for dry lube only...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2024 03:31 PM (n+4am)

291 Day One Executive Orders:

The southern and northern borders are closed. America is closed until further notice. Thank you, please call again.

Posted by: Don Black at June 18, 2024 03:31 PM (/7KEl)

292 Lady next door had stage 4, she got the whole nine yards of treatment. Within a year she was clear, her hair was back, her color was back and she was doing yard work.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2024 03:31 PM (bQ/08)

293 SMH, the other night there was conversation re: military competence and the Gaza pier. You were missed.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2024 03:33 PM (bQ/08)

294 Almighty GOD,
We come before you asking for mercy and healing for wife of Sponge, and others devastated by this cruel disease, cancer. Give us, their families, the insight and empathy to recognize their needs. And give their medical teams knowledge and skills to find the best path to restoring our sisters and brothers to us, healthy and happy.
In the name of our Lord Jesus Christ,
Amen

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2024 03:34 PM (LHPAg)

295 SMH is always missed.

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2024 03:34 PM (EA5hs)

296 Stage 1B, meaning it's early, but aggressive. The type is the dreaded - - - (triple negative)

Ex-gf was 3b or 4a, triple-negative. She's fine now, had two kids afterwards, and is fifteen years clear. Surgery, chemo, rad in quick succession, but it worked.

Posted by: t-bird at June 18, 2024 03:36 PM (xtH79)

297 Almighty GOD,
We come before you asking for mercy and healing for wife of Sponge, and others devastated by this cruel disease, cancer. Give us, their families, the insight and empathy to recognize their needs. And give their medical teams knowledge and skills to find the best path to restoring our sisters and brothers to us, healthy and happy.
In the name of our Lord Jesus Christ,
Amen

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2024 03:34 PM (LHPAg)

-------------

Amen.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 18, 2024 03:46 PM (iuKTE)

298 Of course, Mrs. Morin's murderer kept coming back to the US. In El Salvador they have a real president who puts criminals in jail. Here, anything goes! As long as you sign up to vote for the dotard.

Posted by: PJ at June 18, 2024 04:11 PM (G1dq6)

299 Biden is a UN, CFR, DNC, Globalists and Traitor to America and the Murderer should be strapped into Old Sparky and Fried until Sizzles and the Victims Family should be allowed to Sur over this and those Five Latino Pigs who beat the Cop should all get Life Without Parole and No Pardons or Clemency only released after their dead and their bodies return to their Home Nation for Burial

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 18, 2024 04:50 PM (wGqjj)

300 No one worry, Speaker Mike Johnson (R), came out with a VERY "strongly worded" statement, saying that Biden's action will be challenged in court and will not stand.
Of course this means the Republican Party will do like they always do - NOTHING - and kick the issue to the courts, where it will take years to get a ruiling. By that time, it will be too late. He's done his job. There goes the 2024 election.

VOTE REPUBLICAN: NO ONE DOES FAILURE THEATER LIKE US!

Posted by: Tracy at June 18, 2024 07:30 PM (uoRRH)

301 Simple Question please: can Biden do this amnesty without approval of Congress?

Posted by: AnnaS at June 18, 2024 08:35 PM (FnSbk)

302 Remember when Obama used an EO to create DACA? That was unconstitutional but did Republicans stop him?

NOPE.

Did anyone stop him?

NOPE.

And what did Republicans do to fight back?
They took Obama to court. Guess what? DACA is still around.

Posted by: Tracy at June 18, 2024 08:59 PM (uoRRH)

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