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Monday Overnight Open Thread (6/17/24)
Quote I “White supremacy is ingrained everywhere. White supremacy is what we all live in. It’s the water. It’s what we swim in here." Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty
Quote II “So it was just a case of finding out that the record existed and then deciding to actually do something with this idiotic thing that I’d built.” Dylan Phillips, a car mechanic from Pembrokeshire, England
The cry of "Quick, we must do something!" cost us 320 million dollars and didn't accomplish squat.
PIER TODAY, GONE TOMORROW
The Biden administration spent more than $300 million to construct a pier on the Gaza shore, intended to facilitate provision of supplies to Hamas. Which is itself, of course, a terrible idea. But things have not gone well:
So AI isn't any better than the minimum wage pimple faced kids?
McDonald’s to end AI drive-thru experiment after errant orders — including bacon on ice cream and $222 McNuggets bill
Chivalry is dead or soon to be subject to the . Some Republicans have chosen the hill to defend and die on. Quite frankly, I disagree.
Republicans Slam Democrats for Defense Bill Requiring Women to Register for the The language in the NDAA would amend “the Military Selective Service Act to require the registration of women for Selective Service.” The committee “voted 22-3 to advance the NDAA for Fiscal Year (FY) 2025 to the Senate floor.” Texas Republican Rep. Chip Roy blasted the Democrats over the provision. “You can go straight to hell. Over my dead body,” Roy said on X.
Black Bear Hunter Accidentally Kills Grizzly in Area Not Known for Grizzlies
Following the accidental killing of a grizzly bear, wildlife officials are telling hunters to brush up on their bear identification skills.
Bruce Jenner has the sadz.
OUCH Caitlyn Jenner forced to share fan posts for Father’s Day as she’s snubbed – then fans spot stepdaughter’s comment
Plus, what Caitlyn had to say about her relationship with her family in the new Kardashian documentary
Oh FFS. Do you have the right lens to spot Fat shaming?
Brown offers pre-college summer course on 'emerging academic field' of Fat Studies
Students will look at ‘the pathologization of fatness in the medical community and the rising prevalence of eating disorders, as well as how fatphobia intersects with other systems of oppression.’
One of the goals of the course is for students to be able to ‘[a]pply major theoretical lenses to the study of fatness, including the feminist/gender lens, reader-response lens, historical lens, and race lens.’
Born on this day: June 17, 1946 - Barry Manilow
American singer-songwriter, Barry Manilow, (born Barry Alan Pincus) who had the 1975 US No.1 & UK No.11 single 'Mandy', also wrote 'Could It Be Magic', and 'Copacabana.' Manilow has scored over 25 US Top 40 singles selling over 75 million records worldwide. Had the 2006 US No.1 album The Greatest Songs of the Fifties. via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day: June 17, 1971 - Carole King
Carole King went to No.1 on the US album chart with Tapestry for the first of 15 consecutive weeks. The album contained 'It's Too Late', 'I Feel the Earth Move', 'Will You Love Me Tomorrow" and 'You've Got a Friend'. The cover photograph taken at King's Laurel Canyon home shows her sitting in a window frame, holding a tapestry she hand-stitched herself, with her cat Telemachus at her feet. via thisdayinmusic.com
Woman, 18, Meets Guy On Dating App, Gets "Cold Feet," Calls 911
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Share After matching with a man on a dating app, an Iowa woman exchanged texts with him before arranging to meet in person yesterday at her residence. But when Sumaya Thomas, 18, got “cold feet,” she dialed 911 in a remarkably harebrained bid to avoid an IRL interaction, according to cops. As detailed in a criminal complaint, Thomas, who lives in an Iowa City suburb, called police to report that her abusive ex-boyfriend had shown up outside her residence and was sending her threats via Snapchat to “hit, punch, kick, and stab her.”
Genius Award Winners become Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Two Strangers Save Family Of Three In 'Miracle' Rescue On Colorado River Today's good news story comes from Grand County, Utah. Sometimes, saving lives is about being in the right place at the right time. Last Thursday, two men from Moab exemplified this when they happened to be on the Colorado River and rescued a family of three from drowning
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(Jump to bottom of comments)I give you: The Biden Anthem
https://youtu.be/B9IrN6SayQg
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 17, 2024 10:00 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #29 at June 17, 2024 10:00 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 17, 2024 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at June 17, 2024 10:01 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: Livia Drusilla at June 17, 2024 10:01 PM (ZuPhL)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 17, 2024 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2024 10:02 PM (WXNFJ)
You must be in a mood to put two mellow rock icons in the same thread. Very mellow.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2024 10:03 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2024 10:04 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2024 10:04 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 17, 2024 10:05 PM (0Htd1)
Yup, they want to register illegals. Now, how the hell they are going to do that, is another question.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2024 10:05 PM (xaFKb)
The Biden administration spent more than $300 million to construct a pier on the Gaza shore, intended to facilitate provision of supplies to Hamas.
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Proof of incompetence is piling up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 10:05 PM (jdHxK)
You must be in a mood to put two mellow rock icons in the same thread. Very mellow.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2024 10:03 PM (RIvkX)
Mood? Oh who knows. Just one of those type of days.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 17, 2024 10:05 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: GWB at June 17, 2024 10:06 PM (AWrpC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 17, 2024 10:06 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 17, 2024 10:07 PM (SBuV+)
Posted by: Cicero
When it comes to incompetence, Team FJB has no pier!
You might even say they're pierless!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 17, 2024 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: GWB
Mounted on a wide-body camera. A Hasdelblob comes to mind.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2024 10:07 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2024 10:07 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 17, 2024 10:08 PM (qZEuM)
Some dude just got saved from a horrible relationship. Without even paying for the first date.
Posted by: GWB at June 17, 2024 10:08 PM (AWrpC)
Posted by: Cicero
When it comes to incompetence, Team FJB has no pier!
You might even say they're pierless!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 17, 2024 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
Hey, but we went a whole week without the Navy canning a CO for 'loss of confidence'...
At least I didn't see one this week.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2024 10:08 PM (xaFKb)
Minnesota-Land of 10,000 Racist Lakes
Posted by: Miklos Tyler Moore at June 17, 2024 10:08 PM (BbopU)
I was going to point out that tomorrow is Waterloo Day and I just recently learned that the U.S. declared war against Great Britain in 1812 on that day but there's a HUGE crapload of famous events for the day like Churchill's "Finest Hour" speech and Gene Roddenberry surviving a plane crash in Syria while working for Pan Am!
https://www.onthisday.com/events/june/18
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 17, 2024 10:09 PM (ZdexC)
You might even say they're pierless!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 17, 2024 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
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They lack the quay people who can actually execute.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 10:09 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2024 10:07 PM (WXNFJ)
20 fat fingered it: Hasselblad.
Posted by: Tonypete
To be fair, I sort of liked the "blob" component!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 17, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)
When the driver behind you shines theirs directly into your car before passing you, and needs to be taught a lesson.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2024 10:09 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Livia Drusilla at June 17, 2024 10:09 PM (ZuPhL)
Posted by: Cicero
When it comes to incompetence, Team FJB has no pier!
You might even say they're pierless!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~
Wonder if they'll dock anyones pay over this.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 17, 2024 10:09 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2024 10:07 PM (WXNFJ)
Hasdelblob would still be appropriate.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 17, 2024 10:09 PM (fPzjs)
Posted by: GWB
Mounted on a wide-body camera. A Hasdelblob comes to mind.
Posted by: Tonypete
It works.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 17, 2024 10:09 PM (qZEuM)
Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2024 10:09 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: !0-Foot Pole at June 17, 2024 10:09 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 10:09 PM (jdHxK)
Now you are just piling on!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 17, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2024 10:11 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: !0-Foot Pole at June 17, 2024 10:09 PM (V5BDR)
18 year old woman, and first meet is AT HER HOUSE.
This is a Tinder thing... it was a hook up.
This is a classic case of 'don't stick yer dick in cray cray'.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2024 10:11 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2024 10:03 PM (RIvkX)
Where? Surely you don't mean Manilow?
Posted by: GWB at June 17, 2024 10:11 PM (AWrpC)
Posted by: FJB!! at June 17, 2024 10:11 PM (V5BDR)
I always figured the girls only wanted me around to keep their toes warm.
Posted by: Miklos is often in error at June 17, 2024 10:11 PM (BbopU)
Have a great night everyone.
May you be driving with high beams in the DC area, to make you one of them.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2024 10:12 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Her Picture Suggests She Can't Be This Picky Either at June 17, 2024 10:12 PM (K+3RJ)
Posted by: TRex at June 17, 2024 10:13 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2024 10:13 PM (u82oZ)
Ok then.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 17, 2024 10:13 PM (vJiyU)
I am kind of liking this "white supremecy".
Does he tell us how to get some of our own?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 17, 2024 10:13 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Cicero
When it comes to incompetence, Team FJB has no pier!
You might even say they're pierless!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~
Wonder if they'll dock anyones pay over this.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 17, 2024 10:09 PM (vJiyU)
***SNORT***
ISWYDT
And now it commences.....
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 17, 2024 10:14 PM (QXQ4l)
Great photo up top. We still have patches of snow here and there on higher elevations.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 17, 2024 10:14 PM (U3L4U)
You might even say they're pierless!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 17, 2024 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
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They lack the quay people who can actually execute.
Posted by: Cicero
Just wasting tiiime
Posted by: Otis-Miklos Redding, Sittin' by the Dock of the Bay at June 17, 2024 10:14 PM (BbopU)
Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2024 10:14 PM (pZEOD)
I suppose that the people who get the degree can go on The View and make Whoopee feel better about her fatness.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 17, 2024 10:14 PM (0Htd1)
Following the accidental killing of a grizzly bear, wildlife officials are telling hunters to brush up on their bear identification skills.
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Don't make a costly Boo-Boo. Black bears are the friendly ones!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 10:14 PM (jdHxK)
Great ONT, Mis Hum.
Posted by: sczmpydog at June 17, 2024 10:15 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 17, 2024 10:15 PM (0eaVi)
I was going to point out that tomorrow is Waterloo Day and I just recently learned that the U.S. declared war against Great Britain in 1812 on that day but there's a HUGE crapload of famous events for the day like Churchill's "Finest Hour" speech and Gene Roddenberry surviving a plane crash in Syria while working for Pan Am!
https://www.onthisday.com/events/june/18
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 17, 2024 10:09 PM (ZdexC)
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Is that crash where Beau Biden was killed?
Posted by: Ciampino - The Bidens practice reincarnation at June 17, 2024 10:15 PM (qfLjt)
called police to report that her abusive ex-boyfriend had shown up outside her residence and was sending her threats via Snapchat to “hit, punch, kick, and stab her.”
That guy, presuming he avoided arrest, sure did dodge a bullet on dating crazy.
Good evening, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - at the moment at June 17, 2024 10:16 PM (Un0Le)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 17, 2024 10:16 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 10:16 PM (SHMXB)
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 17, 2024 10:16 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
True, but they alternate, depending on Lunar Cycles, paydays, and Title Loan days.
Posted by: there is enough Miklos to go around, with Strict Planning at June 17, 2024 10:17 PM (BbopU)
Posted by: Ciampino - The Bidens practice reincarnation? at June 17, 2024 10:17 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 17, 2024 10:17 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 17, 2024 10:17 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 10:16 PM (SHMXB)
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Between Waze and a good radar detector, I avoid most of them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 10:17 PM (jdHxK)
Following the accidental killing of a grizzly bear, wildlife officials are telling hunters to brush up on their bear identification skills.
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Don't make a costly Boo-Boo. Black bears are the friendly ones!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
I am going to go with, the animal I killed was identifying as whatever was in season that day.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 17, 2024 10:18 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2024 10:04 PM (SYTee)
He was just cooking up some tartare burgers.
Posted by: javems at June 17, 2024 10:18 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2024 10:18 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: polynikes a
I still do for speed traps and potential problems around a blind curve
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 17, 2024 10:18 PM (hOUT3)
Still don't understand why fast food restaurants in California don't have Zoom order takers - if you go big, hire English-speaking Filipinos; or not so big, hire people in a different state that doesn't mandate a $20/hr wage for fast food workers.
I mean, drive in orders are just a disembodied voice - no reason to not have the disembodied voice in a different state or country.
Posted by: A Typical AFWL! at June 17, 2024 10:18 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Soul Survivor at June 17, 2024 10:18 PM (V5BDR)
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Yes. After leading the French cavalry charges against the British and Allied squares beside Marshal Ney.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 17, 2024 10:19 PM (ZdexC)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 17, 2024 10:09 PM (vJiyU)
Poor bastard might have to float a loan.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2024 10:19 PM (8u3VD)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 17, 2024 10:19 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Cicero
When it comes to incompetence, Team FJB has no pier!
You might even say they're pierless!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~
Wonder if they'll dock anyones pay over this.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 17, 2024 10:09 PM (vJiyU)
***SNORT***
ISWYDT
And now it commences.....
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Yeah, soon it'll be anything that floats.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 17, 2024 10:21 PM (pUmP9)
Posted by: TRex at June 17, 2024 10:13 PM (IQ6Gq)
Or Revolutionary War soldiers were of a different breed.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 17, 2024 10:21 PM (SBuV+)
I would guess that 50% of Americans who are familiar with the title of the 1812 Overture thinks it’s about the War of 1812.
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 10:21 PM (SHMXB)
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Yes. After leading the French cavalry charges against the British and Allied squares beside Marshal Ney.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 17, 2024 10:19 PM (ZdexC)
Wait, I thought he died defeating the British single-handedly at Bunker Hill!
Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2024 10:22 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Soul Survivor
Don't know about the numbers, but...."IT'S THE WORST HEAT WAVE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!!!"
Posted by: Some Rat at June 17, 2024 10:22 PM (vJiyU)
How much y'wanna bet that those steel modules for the Gaza Pier end up on a Pakistani Beach at Fisal's Goat Farm and Used Metal Market?
While the Army Boats become Egyptian
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 17, 2024 10:22 PM (e6UQI)
The driver got an injunction against the department in federal court. He argued (successfully) that warning other drivers of a speed trap was a form of speech, and suppressing it was a 1st Amendment violation.
Score one for the good guys.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 10:23 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2024 10:04 PM (SYTee)
He was just cooking up some tartare burgers.
Posted by: javems at June 17, 2024 10:18 PM (8I4hW)
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Do barbarians make good burgers? I never tasted one, usually too busy running away.
Posted by: Ciampino - When cooking a muzzie always layer with bacon at June 17, 2024 10:23 PM (qfLjt)
This is a Tinder thing... it was a hook up.
This is a classic case of 'don't stick yer dick in cray cray'.
Posted by: Romeo13 a
So, if, for your first date, you have the guy pick you up at your house, he assumes he's gettin' some? Things have changed.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 17, 2024 10:23 PM (0Htd1)
From the June 18th this day in history...
2014 British actor Ian McKellen is awarded an honorary degree by Cambridge University, becoming a Doctor of Letters
And the same old, same old...
2012 15 people are killed and 40 injured in a suicide attack in Baquba, Iraq
2013 27 people are killed and 30 are injured by a suicide bomb in Sher Garh, Pakistan
2013 31 people are killed and 60 are injured by two suicide bombings in al-Qahira, Baghdad
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 17, 2024 10:23 PM (ZdexC)
How about the "Newcomers"?
Oh, they are exempt.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Intensification of Contradictions, Comrade.
The worse, the better.
Posted by: Miklos, anti-Marxist Leninist at June 17, 2024 10:23 PM (BbopU)
Posted by: Some Rat
Worse yet, the heat wave hasn't even really gotten started.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 17, 2024 10:23 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2024 10:04 PM (SYTee)
He was just cooking up some tartare burgers.
Posted by: javems
With a side of salmonella, which I hope he gets.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 17, 2024 10:23 PM (pUmP9)
Chuck, is a hotdog a sandwich?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 17, 2024 10:24 PM (fY84s)
I want segregated fireworks shows on July 4.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 17, 2024 10:24 PM (ZtgZZ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2024 10:25 PM (u73oe)
Biden should go down in history as a pierless president, though I doubt there is going to be any history soon.
Posted by: FJB!!
The end of history is coming?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2024 10:25 PM (63Dwl)
Today, there was young Hispanic "newcomer" and her two young children begging directly outside the local yuppie grocery store. This is only the second time I've seen someone begging around here in several years.
Thanks, Joe!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 17, 2024 10:26 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 10:26 PM (jdHxK)
How about the "Newcomers"?
Oh, they are exempt.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Actually, no. The new Defense bill calls for the automatic registration of both Citizen and Non Citizen if they reside in the US.
Now, how they will register illegals? that's another issue...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2024 10:26 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
I'm my own garbage man around here, bring everything to County Transfer Station. Dump. Today got rid of trash and about 6 gallons of waste oil. Been collecting it for a while.
Posted by: Oily To Bed at June 17, 2024 10:26 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 10:26 PM (jdHxK)
I suppose that the people who get the degree can go on The View and make Whoopee feel better about her fatness.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 17, 2024 10:14 PM (0Htd1)
WTF is wrong with her hair?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 17, 2024 10:26 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Dr. T
But we offered Tenure and Work from Home!
Posted by: University of Miklos is dissapoint at June 17, 2024 10:27 PM (BbopU)
--Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty
WRONG! It's just good, honest lead.
Posted by: Tom Perry at June 17, 2024 10:27 PM (MX0bI)
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 10:27 PM (SHMXB)
Evening, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2024 10:27 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Cicero
When it comes to incompetence, Team FJB has no pier!
You might even say they're pierless!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~
Wonder if they'll dock anyones pay over this.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 17, 2024 10:09 PM (vJiyU)
***SNORT***
ISWYDT
And now it commences.....
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Yeah, soon it'll be anything that floats.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 17, 2024 10:21 PM (pUmP9)
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Well the Biden Junta is very good at going up the shit creek without a paddle/toilet paper.
Posted by: Ciampino - Beau took the Bridge at Arnhem at June 17, 2024 10:27 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2024 10:25 PM (u73oe)
So, do you have it?
Posted by: tankdemon at June 17, 2024 10:28 PM (SBuV+)
Posted by: Cicero
*Chuckie Schumer...tire...iron*
Posted by: Miklos is thinking more Insom at June 17, 2024 10:28 PM (BbopU)
Thanks, Joe!
Posted by: The ARC of History
In AZ if you beg and have children with you the children are taken away by CPS because you obviously can't afford to care for them.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 17, 2024 10:28 PM (pUmP9)
Posted by: Manuel at June 17, 2024 10:28 PM (TTAGa)
Do they have prop wash in stock?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 17, 2024 10:28 PM (dZVON)
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The Turks know how to make money off that stuff. The Navy should tow it to a ship-breaking beach in Anatolia.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 10:29 PM (jdHxK)
Remind me I said this tomorrow morning. I just ate avocado ice cream and I feel like it’s going to make me feel like a lump in leggings who doesn’t want to work out at 6am. 😂
Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2024 10:29 PM (11JP3)
Posted by: Manuel at June 17, 2024 10:29 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
While you are there, we need about 20 gals of prop wash. Ask the Senior Chief, he knows all about it.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2024 10:29 PM (WXNFJ)
And all the videos of Joe Biden glitching out are deepfakes!
Posted by: KJP, Shameless Liar! at June 17, 2024 10:29 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
More and more people are coming to realize that 2033 will be the last year of earth's history.
Posted by: You Have No Future. It's All Used Up. at June 17, 2024 10:29 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Bruce Johnston at June 17, 2024 10:29 PM (6gW4D)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 17, 2024 10:28 PM (SBuV+)
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No, and the Gunny told me to do things to myself that I’m pretty sure are anatomically impossible.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2024 10:30 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2024 10:30 PM (WXNFJ)
Those weren't necessarily errant orders. It could have been a pregnant woman, and Lizzo.
Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2024 10:30 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 17, 2024 10:21 PM (SBuV+)
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Bingo.
Posted by: TRex at June 17, 2024 10:30 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Piper
That'll be awful with no ac!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 17, 2024 10:31 PM (pUmP9)
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No legitimate government has any need of a draft.
Posted by: Methos at June 17, 2024 10:31 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Cicero
Anatolia?
Duuuude
Posted by: Miklos Effendi at June 17, 2024 10:31 PM (BbopU)
Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2024 10:30 PM (DgGvY)
Or Lizzo.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2024 10:32 PM (jGGMD)
I can see how the same guy made Looper and Brick but then how does he go on to make a crappy Star Wars movie and the Knives Out series?
I'll be honest I haven't see Knives Out - Gay 007 - just doesn't interesting me in anything - so maybe it is good? But that Star Wars movie was...terrible.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2024 10:32 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 17, 2024 10:21 PM (SBuV+)
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Bingo.
Posted by: TRex at June 17, 2024 10:30 PM (IQ6Gq)
Revolted partly due to a less than 5% tax on ONE product.
/looks at gas taxes...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2024 10:32 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2024 10:32 PM (LHPAg)
Yeah, it doesn't look at all like a posed photo op.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 17, 2024 10:32 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2024 10:18 PM (jGGMD)
* * * *
Congratulations and best of luck to you! Hubs graduated from Mizzou many moons ago. Still have a few fond memories, and have kept in touch with friends.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 17, 2024 10:32 PM (U3L4U)
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 10:32 PM (SHMXB)
Posted by: Meghan McCain at June 17, 2024 10:33 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 17, 2024 10:33 PM (qZEuM)
And here I was trying to avoid asking about flightline or grid squares, figuring everybody would have jumped on those.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 17, 2024 10:33 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2024 10:30 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 17, 2024 10:33 PM (SBuV+)
Your guess is as good as mine. How is it that so many salt of the earth people could swallow this large a heaping helping of progressivism.
Posted by: Bananamerica at June 17, 2024 10:33 PM (MB784)
Pre-Covid, there was a white family begging in downtown Portland for several years - mother, father, two young kids.
The kids obviously weren't in school, and several people called CPS on them, but since it was Oregon, nothing was done.
Several times people saw the family get into a late-model SUV at the end of their shift, as someone picked them up.
Posted by: KJP, Shameless Liar! at June 17, 2024 10:33 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Miklos Tyler Moore
But they're only white half of the year.....
Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2024 10:33 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 10:32 PM (SHMXB)
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YOO-HOOOO
*waves*
Posted by: The Florida All-Female Footbridge Engineering Staff at June 17, 2024 10:33 PM (jdHxK)
J is off. His office is technically in Boston. I told him we are running business as usual, assuming the AC holds out. He was quiet a moment and said. “Babe, we live in Alabama. It’s just Wednesday there. “
Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2024 10:33 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Ray Kroc at June 17, 2024 10:33 PM (6gW4D)
Remember when the left says White Supremacy they don't mean the belief that White people are genetically superior to people of other ethnic backgrounds. White supremacy as they use it is freedom, a work ethic, family, hell anything that Heritage America celebrated.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2024 10:33 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Cicero
When it comes to incompetence, Team FJB has no pier!
You might even say they're pierless!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
Wonder if they'll dock anyone's pay over this.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 17, 2024 10:09 PM (vJiyU)
***SNORT***
ISWYDT
And now it commences.....
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Yeah, soon it'll be anything that floats.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 17, 2024 10:21 PM (pUmP9)
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Well the Biden Junta is very good at going up the shit creek without a paddle/toilet paper.
Posted by: Ciampino - Beau took the Bridge at Arnhem at June 17, 2024 10:27 PM (qfLjt)
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When neck deep in the shit creek, don't make waves.
Posted by: Ciampino - Beau took the Bridge at Arnhem? at June 17, 2024 10:34 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2024 10:34 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Yes Sir, behind the blinker fluid. Carl over here is our U-joint specialist and will help you right out.
Posted by: Parts and Supplies by Miklos and Bubba Joe Jr. at June 17, 2024 10:34 PM (BbopU)
Posted by: jimmymcnulty at June 17, 2024 10:35 PM (0d7Hb)
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 10:32 PM (SHMXB)
Weirdly enough... Army...
I guess the Seabees were busy.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2024 10:35 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2024 10:35 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 10:32 PM (SHMXB)
There's bound to be a raft of inquiries as to what went wrong.
Posted by: Rex B at June 17, 2024 10:35 PM (5h/8D)
Posted by: polynikes
Being ordered to do something doesn't mean you agree to the plan, you just do it.
Posted by: Stupid Plan Or Not at June 17, 2024 10:35 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2024 10:32 PM (ibTVg)
Knives Out was surprisingly good, in my opinion.
The sequel was just okay.
The less said about that Star Wars movie, the better.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2024 10:36 PM (jGGMD)
128 I JUST WANTED SOME FUCKING MCNUGGETS!!!
Posted by: Meghan McCain at June 17, 2024 10:33 PM (u73oe)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 17, 2024 10:36 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2024 10:36 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2024 10:34 PM (0FoWg)
Is that the one with Dolph Lundgren tracking down an alien (UFO type, not southern border-crossing type)?
Posted by: tankdemon at June 17, 2024 10:37 PM (SBuV+)
The intent of the pier wasn't some long lived humanitarian supply transfer point.
The optimistic part of me beliefs it was funnel money to Hamas.
The pessimistic side was that it was to funnel weapons.
It wasn't intended to last long, it was intended to transfer something over a short period of time.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2024 10:37 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 10:26 PM (jdHxK)
What was he wearing?
Posted by: javems at June 17, 2024 10:37 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: polynikes
Being ordered to do something doesn't mean you agree to the plan, you just do it.
Posted by: Stupid Plan Or Not at June 17, 2024 10:35 PM (V5BDR)
That's pretty much the problem with the sort of people that exist to follow orders.
Posted by: Methos at June 17, 2024 10:37 PM (Dnobf)
Try "The Giver" - its Meryl Streep playing Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2024 10:37 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Cicero
When it comes to incompetence, Team FJB has no pier!
You might even say they're pierless!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~
Wonder if they'll dock anyones pay over this.
Posted by: Some Rat
***SNORT***
ISWYDT
And now it commences.....
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I'd give this pun thread a wide berth.
Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2024 10:37 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: polynikes
Military: That beach has waves which are rated higher than the floating pier is designed to handle.
Order from CinC: You will put the pier up.
Military: Yes sir.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 17, 2024 10:38 PM (pUmP9)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 17, 2024 10:32 PM (U3L4U)
Thanks LS!
Posted by: Dr. T at June 17, 2024 10:38 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at
It’s actually cold in there because the tstat is on 68 in the hopes it doesn’t shut off. The tech is worried if it does, the fan won’t restart again. We are all praying it lasts until the motor gets here, otherwise it’s going to have to be morning only classes with fans and cold towels in coolers.
Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2024 10:38 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2024 10:39 PM (4MGnT)
Your guess is as good as mine. How is it that so many salt of the earth people could swallow this large a heaping helping of progressivism.
Posted by: Bananamerica
Gummint money. And the the Minnesota Socialist Farmer-Worker-Bureaucrat Party.
To quote Aneurin Bevan the British Prime Minister who brought in the National Health Service, " I stuffed their mouths with gold."
Posted by: Miklos done learnt some stuff at June 17, 2024 10:39 PM (BbopU)
Posted by: BillyD at June 17, 2024 10:39 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
I don't know. I try not to look at her. I sometimes watch a show that comes on just before The View. I have to turn the tv off really fast to avoid seeing, or worse yet, hearing those women.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 17, 2024 10:39 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2024 10:39 PM (Jf0CV)
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 10:39 PM (SHMXB)
Posted by: Doof at June 17, 2024 10:40 PM (Wc8sE)
If there was an opposition party they'd be ending the draft at this point.
The US Military is far more likely to be used against the American people right now then used to defeat an actual enemy of the American people.
Want to go to war? Convince the people there is a good reason to do so. Good enough for George Washington? More then good enough for Joe Biden.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2024 10:40 PM (ibTVg)
I guess the Seabees were busy.
Posted by: Romeo13
Wasn't it Admiral King who stated the Armies maps ended at the shore...and that included rivers.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 17, 2024 10:40 PM (vJiyU)
LT to Major: Sir, I don’t think this will work.
Major to General: Sir, there a high probability that this pier will not work.
General to Major: Make it happen.
Major to LT: Make it happen.
LT to Sgt: Make it happen.
SGT: Fuck
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2024 10:40 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Ciampino - On D-Day Beau took Cleveland Beach, Normandy at June 17, 2024 10:41 PM (qfLjt)
Sincerest congratulations on your new gig!
I hope to get together you & Salty again one day.
Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2024 10:41 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2024 10:41 PM (ibTVg)
I got raining and 55.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2024 10:39 PM (4MGnT)
I'm on a work trip in an undisclosed location in the Mountain Time Zone. Was 103 today. And very dry.
Posted by: Doof at June 17, 2024 10:41 PM (Wc8sE)
On Saturday, June 15, just after 9:30 p.m., the Tustin Police Department said officers responded to a call about a possible robbery that happened at the Tustin Fields 1 residential community. CNN has learned that Trump was reportedly within 2,500 miles of the incident and is a possible suspect.
Upon arrival, officers discovered the victim was a member of the Secret Service and that his bag was stolen at gunpoint containing Cocaine for Hunter Biden.
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at June 17, 2024 10:42 PM (Mig/N)
Posted by: Tuna at June 17, 2024 10:42 PM (oaGWv)
I got raining and 55.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Yep, still got the Longjohns on.
But for those of you not from the NW, summer starts July 5th.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 17, 2024 10:42 PM (vJiyU)
LT to Major: Sir, I don’t think this will work.
Major to General: Sir, there a high probability that this pier will not work.
General to Major: Make it happen.
Major to LT: Make it happen.
LT to Sgt: Make it happen.
SGT: Fuck
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2024 10:40 PM (u73oe)
Pvt. Winger: Razzle Dazzle!
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 17, 2024 10:43 PM (6gW4D)
Posted by: Gaza Pier at June 17, 2024 10:43 PM (5h/8D)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
*silently weeps, alone*
Posted by: the Wretched Panhard at June 17, 2024 10:43 PM (BbopU)
Posted by: Tuna at June 17, 2024 10:42 PM (oaGWv)
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The statue is fine but we never should have added the poem.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 10:44 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Newt Gingrich's Moonblood at June 17, 2024 10:44 PM (K+3RJ)
WHERE'D YOU GET IT???
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June
My freezer. Haha. Seriously, Fresh Market, but Publix carries it, too. It’s not sugar free, it’s a splurge, but it’s really creamy like the real thing so you can eat a little bit of it and feel full. And no tummy ache after like real ice cream.
Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2024 10:44 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at June 17, 2024 10:45 PM (ZTJjv)
Posted by: Tuna at June 17, 2024 10:45 PM (oaGWv)
I'm on a work trip in an undisclosed location in the Mountain Time Zone. Was 103 today. And very dry.
Posted by: Doof
It only got to 102F here today so you're not here...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 17, 2024 10:45 PM (pUmP9)
Posted by: Gaza Pier, starring in The Joe Biden Adventures at June 17, 2024 10:45 PM (5h/8D)
LT to Major: Sir, I don’t think this will work.
Major to General: Sir, there a high probability that this pier will not work.
General to Major: Make it happen.
Major to LT: Make it happen.
LT to Sgt: Make it happen.
SGT: Fuck
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2024 10:40 PM (u73oe)
Used to be alternatives at least were offered and not everyone was a yes man pussy. Again I’m just assuming it went like you snarked. Maybe some did put up a righteous fight but I doubt it.
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 10:46 PM (SHMXB)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 17, 2024 10:47 PM (6gW4D)
This has come up a few times on the Whatever podcast where various feminists have been asked if they support making women register for the selective service.
I'm sure you'll be shocked the answer is always no. You'll get an occasional "no one should have to register for the draft" though with no desire to end it for men either, but probably the most common answer is "men like to go to war so they should get drafted".
Now ignore for a moment how "sexist" this is from their own perspective, if people want to go to war you don't have to draft them...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2024 10:47 PM (ibTVg)
WHAT a horror show. If people vote for that kind of sewage, they'll get it.
I can't imagine what working in her office must be like. She sounds like STL's Kim Gardner 2.0. Gardner is long gone, so maybe there's hope for poor Minneapolis also.
Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2024 10:47 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Tuna at June 17, 2024 10:42 PM (oaGWv)
What was completed first. The Statue of Liberty or the Eiffel Tower?
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 10:47 PM (SHMXB)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2024 10:47 PM (u73oe)
Someone should ask her if she thinks Biden liked the same swinging hot spot in the Caribbean that her ex did...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2024 10:48 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 17, 2024 10:37 PM (SBuV+)
Yeah. The alien kills people and harvests hormones from their pituitary glands at the moment of death, for sale on the black market as a rare and valuable drug. Presumably to the Clintons.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2024 10:48 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Cicero
When it comes to incompetence, Team FJB has no pier!
You might even say they're pierless!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 17, 2024 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
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Team FJB is père-less. (another way to call them bastards)
Posted by: Ciampino - Great priest joke on that topic at June 17, 2024 10:49 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2024 10:49 PM (LHPAg)
Would LUUVVV to have your Burger Tartare recipe!
Votes and HUGGZZZ!
And you can have my Pow-Wow any time!
Posted by: E. Warren, Prairie Cheftess at June 17, 2024 10:49 PM (BbopU)
Posted by: And Shaved the Beaver at June 17, 2024 10:49 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2024 10:47 PM (u73oe)
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She's the perfect example of what happens when a secretary falls into several billion dollars.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 10:49 PM (jdHxK)
Dogs fed and put up for the night. Val will keep getting his antibiotics until they run out, but he's back to his happy, empty-headed self.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2024 10:49 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 17, 2024 10:50 PM (qZEuM)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2024 10:47 PM (u73oe)
It doesn't help that Bill got the tits the divorce.
Posted by: steve jobs's effeminate turtleneck at June 17, 2024 10:50 PM (K+3RJ)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 17, 2024 10:45 PM (pUmP9)
Nope. But I'd MUCH prefer to be in central AZ than here!
Posted by: Doof at June 17, 2024 10:50 PM (Wc8sE)
Posted by: Ciampino
Do not tell me culottes are mandatoire.
Posted by: Miklos is quite comfortable as he is at June 17, 2024 10:50 PM (BbopU)
Posted by: Tuna
The statue is fine but we never should have added the poem.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
If the J6 people were 1% as bad as the government says they are, that plaque would have been replaced with The Gods of the Copybook Headings years ago.
Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2024 10:51 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2024 10:47 PM (u73oe)
It doesn't help that Bill got the tits the divorce.
Posted by: steve jobs's effeminate turtleneck at June 17, 2024 10:50 PM (K+3RJ)
Thread winners?
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at June 17, 2024 10:51 PM (ZTJjv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2024 10:51 PM (0FoWg)
Fresh Market, but Publix carries it, too.
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Oh. So you're living in a foreign country.
Well, there's a company that makes it in San Diego, too. I should get some before they're Republicanned out of business if they haven't been already.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2024 10:51 PM (lCaJd)
Dogs fed and put up for the night. Val will keep getting his antibiotics until they run out, but he's back to his happy, empty-headed self.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2024
That is good news to help with your sad news.
Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2024 10:51 PM (pZEOD)
AFAIK the government never arrested the person that blew up the Georgia Guidestones.
Of course I'm guessing it was an inside job as they were in the news rather a lot before then...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2024 10:52 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Brooklyn's Worst at June 17, 2024 10:52 PM (V5BDR)
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Soldiers from the Army's 7th Transportation Brigade at Joint Base Langley-Eustis, Virginia, and sailors from Naval Beach Group 1 at Naval Amphibious Base Coronado, California, were tapped to deploy the JLOTS capability after President Joe Biden called on the military to conduct an emergency operation during his State of the Union address.
The effort, led by the U.S. Agency for International Development, is being carried out as part of broader efforts by the United States and international partners to surge assistance to Palestinians.
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Fucked up on day one.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2024 10:52 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2024 10:52 PM (Q4IgG)
Too many negative waves, man.
Posted by: Oddball at June 17, 2024 10:53 PM (6gW4D)
Oh. So you're living in a foreign country.
Well, there's a company that makes it in San Diego, too. I should get some before they're Republicanned out of business if they haven't been already.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2024 10:51 PM (lCaJd)
As foreign as the Deep South gets, which compared to CA is probably pretty foreign. San Diego is really pretty, though.
Yes, go get some!
Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2024 10:54 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: nurse ratched
I got 85, four points and $300
Chicks get away with everything
Posted by: Miklos was just happy to afford some gas at June 17, 2024 10:54 PM (BbopU)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2024 10:55 PM (S6gqv)
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Yep. And the Palestinians have really earned the world's help.
Aren't there some needy ex-Einstazgruppen types that we could throw some money at too?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 10:56 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Cicero
Or paid for the statue
Posted by: Miklos recalls that is effectively arrived COD at June 17, 2024 10:56 PM (BbopU)
Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2024 10:56 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 17, 2024 10:56 PM (6gW4D)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
The breeder we bought our first 2 miniature dachshunds from said dogs are just like humans Some got it and some don't." One of the two we bought from her didn't have it but he was a sweet little thing. No complaints.
Posted by: Tuna at June 17, 2024 10:57 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Tom Servo
I like it when they use the scary color overlays on average temps.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 17, 2024 10:57 PM (vJiyU)
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Stiff upper lip, and all that. Hope the poor babies will survive the equivalent of North American spring.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2024 10:57 PM (Q4IgG)
George said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?" Fred said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed.
George easily won the remaining 16 holes. They walked off number eighteen while George counted his $80.00. He then confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and “liked to pick on suckers.”
Fred, shocked, revealed that he was the Parish Priest.
The pro was flustered and apologetic and offered to return the money. The Priest said, "You won fair and square I was foolish to bet with you. Keep your winnings."
The embarrassed pro asked, "Please, is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"
The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation. And, if you want to bring your Mother and Father along, I'll marry them.”
Posted by: Ciampino - Great priest joke on that topic... at June 17, 2024 10:57 PM (qfLjt)
Nope. But I'd MUCH prefer to be in central AZ than here!
Posted by: Doof
Just keep telling yourself it's a dry heat... just like my oven.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 17, 2024 10:58 PM (pUmP9)
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 10:58 PM (SHMXB)
That's gonna wreak havoc with their room temperature beer.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 17, 2024 10:58 PM (6gW4D)
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You know how to tell if it's white supremacy? It's the water, you put your hand in the water and take it out, now, roll your fingers in your hand. Does it feel wet? If it feels wet it's white supremacy.
Works for alligators in Louisiana too.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 10:58 PM (/Rqse)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 17, 2024 10:59 PM (Yls+o)
I mean, drive in orders are just a disembodied voice - no reason to not have the disembodied voice in a different state or country.
Posted by: A Typical AFWL! at June 17, 2024 10:18 PM (uxCna)
I remember reading a while back about some fast food chain which had a central order office where all orders went through, then ending up back at the franchise location for order fulfillment. Lots of problems if I remember the story. I think the company might have been Hardee's, but my memory is getting into FJB territory.
Posted by: RickZ at June 17, 2024 10:59 PM (gKDq2)
There was the famous headline-
HUGE STORMS IN CHANNEL!
EUROPE CUT OFF!
Posted by: Miklos recalls many things sometimes at June 17, 2024 10:59 PM (BbopU)
Posted by: Tuna at June 17, 2024 11:00 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
*does the "lip thing"*
Uh uh huh
Posted by: Elvis is everywhere at June 17, 2024 11:00 PM (BbopU)
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There's three wounded, one critically, that I know of.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 11:00 PM (/Rqse)
Posted by: Tom Servo
........................................
I was stationed there 90-93. The three summers I was there were delightful. Similar to what that UK outlet is getting the vapors over. The locals loved it.
Posted by: Puddleglum back in Babylon DC at June 17, 2024 11:01 PM (Vu3rn)
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 10:21 PM (SHMXB)
What's a Borodino? ~ Young whippersnapper traipsing across my lawn.
Posted by: RickZ at June 17, 2024 11:01 PM (gKDq2)
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Stiff upper lip, and all that. Hope the poor babies will survive the equivalent of North American spring.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2024 10:57 PM (Q4IgG)
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The Saint (Leslie Charteris auth.) often commented on hot days that some men even opened their collars but still wore a woollen undershirt (vest in English).
Posted by: Ciampino - Heat is relative but not cousins at June 17, 2024 11:02 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2024 11:02 PM (0FoWg)
Chip Roy is a wind sock. He might be a right facing wind sock but he's a wind sock.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 11:02 PM (/Rqse)
So lovely to be here🙃
I'm glad I didn't wet my pants - this time....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 17, 2024 10:59 PM (Yls+o)
Howdy COMM!!
Posted by: Doof at June 17, 2024 11:02 PM (Wc8sE)
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 11:02 PM (SHMXB)
I guess this is what passes for deep thinking in Hennepin County.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2024 11:03 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 10:58 PM (SHMXB)
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Pffft.
Posted by: The Colossus at Rhodes at June 17, 2024 11:03 PM (jdHxK)
That's gonna wreak havoc with their room temperature beer.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 17, 2024 10:58 PM (6gW4D)
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Ice in drinks may melt! If they put ice in drinks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2024 11:03 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Their beer is kept in the cellar: 58F year round.
When beer is served at 58F you can actually taste the beer too!
CAMRA rocks!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 17, 2024 11:05 PM (pUmP9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 10:26 PM (jdHxK)
I'd love to see Joe Biden try to change his socks.
Posted by: RickZ at June 17, 2024 11:05 PM (gKDq2)
I think Ms. Moriarty needs a more diverse experience without armed guards in the most diverse parts of Minnesota.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2024 11:05 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Miklos was in town just last week at June 17, 2024 11:05 PM (BbopU)
Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2024 11:05 PM (p4NUW)
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Trans fats are bad for your health.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 11:05 PM (/Rqse)
A lot of fast food places are franchises, and the owners of the individual restaurants probably don't have the means to set up such a system.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 17, 2024 11:06 PM (SBuV+)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 17, 2024 10:28 PM (pUmP9)
For a corrupt state, that's a pretty decent law.
Posted by: RickZ at June 17, 2024 11:06 PM (gKDq2)
I don’t want to jinx us but they are making a big deal in Houston about being on the dirty side of a tropical storm /Cat 1 hitting central Mexico and trying to scare everyone .
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 11:02 PM (SHMXB)
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After Harvey in 2017, little of this talk affects me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2024 11:06 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 11:06 PM (SHMXB)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 17, 2024 11:06 PM (Yls+o)
For me, that kind of puts Hannibal & his fn elephants in a whole new light. Let's Go, Rome!
Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2024 11:07 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2024 11:08 PM (0FoWg)
Israel's neighbors as well. Ancient and modern if you count suicide bombers.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2024 11:08 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Miklos thinks apparently so at June 17, 2024 11:08 PM (BbopU)
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There's three wounded, one critically, that I know of.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 11:00 PM (/Rqse)
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The pier fiasco is beyond stupid. It is a snapshot of just how fu*ked up the military and government leadership has become.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2024 11:08 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Harvey did a wallbanger back then?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2024 11:09 PM (VNX3d)
Full credit only if you eat all 11 courses
Posted by: Prof. Lakeisha Oompalumpa at June 17, 2024 11:10 PM (BbopU)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 17, 2024 11:11 PM (T12tR)
Weaklings made unreliable citizen-soldiers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 11:11 PM (jdHxK)
Full credit only if you eat all 11 courses
Posted by: Prof. Lakeisha Oompalumpa at June 17, 2024 11:10 PM (BbopU)
Internships available at several local fast food joints.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2024 11:11 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Cicero
And I'd like to rescind that half-point, for having fully-cooked hotdogs and raw burgers on the same grill. Hot dogs cook faster. Anyone who's attempted to cook them before would start the burgers cooking first.
Never mind everyone else's comments about the order of operations for cheeseburger preparation, and the sub-80 IQ that represents.
Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2024 11:11 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2024 11:12 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Miklos thinks apparently so at June 17, 2024 11:08 PM (BbopU)
Ummm - affirmative??
Posted by: Doof at June 17, 2024 11:13 PM (Wc8sE)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2024 11:14 PM (RIvkX)
50 quatloos some staffer.gets fired.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2024 11:14 PM (W/lyH)
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I think Trump was itching to have a "debate." It didn't matter what the rules were, he wanted to mouth off. However he, and/or his staff didn't take into account the possibility that the thing was rigged (like an election) and are going into it blind.
In any event... it's looking less and less likely it will happen.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2024 11:14 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 17, 2024 11:15 PM (Yls+o)
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at June 17, 2024 11:15 PM (BSF0H)
Posted by: Doof
I could have written that in actual German, but it would have blown the margins.
Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän
Posted by: or Miklos, for short at June 17, 2024 11:16 PM (BbopU)
How in hell did we get to the point where we're promoting obesity? How about Cigarettes, Cigars and Mentholated Snuff "Studies"?
Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2024 11:16 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2024 11:16 PM (NLIak)
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Unprotected Gay Sex Studies
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 11:17 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Stirquisha LaOrangy at June 17, 2024 11:17 PM (4wPQ8)
Posted by: CNN Breaking News
And next year, they can cut off her boobs and put a dick on it!
Posted by: Some Rat at June 17, 2024 11:18 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: 80 Cent, formerly 50 Cent at June 17, 2024 11:18 PM (BbopU)
How in hell did we get to the point where we're promoting obesity? How about Cigarettes, Cigars and Mentholated Snuff "Studies"?
Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2024 11:16 PM (NLIak)
Illicit Drug Appreciation 101?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2024 11:18 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
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I'm worried about that too. And who's going to control Trump's and Biden's mute button? Jake Snapper?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 11:19 PM (/Rqse)
Posted by: Miklos notices things at June 17, 2024 11:19 PM (BbopU)
Posted by: Legal Treacle at June 17, 2024 11:19 PM (1wdUl)
How in hell did we get to the point where we're promoting obesity? How about Cigarettes, Cigars and Mentholated Snuff "Studies"?
Posted by: mnw
Home Economics
Posted by: Mrs. Miklos, assuming some of you have homes at June 17, 2024 11:20 PM (BbopU)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 17, 2024 11:21 PM (Yls+o)
How in hell did we get to the point where we're promoting obesity? How about Cigarettes, Cigars and Mentholated Snuff "Studies"?
Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2024 11:16 PM (NLIak)
Illicit Drug Appreciation 101?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
"Appreciating the block party mass shooting" "An introduction to inner city customs."
Posted by: Some Rat at June 17, 2024 11:21 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Pete Buttgig, who can teach you boys at June 17, 2024 11:22 PM (BbopU)
Posted by: Legal Treacle
Thought that would be obvious based on Brandon keeping Raggedy Ann.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 17, 2024 11:22 PM (pUmP9)
50 quatloos some staffer.gets fired.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2024 11:14 PM (W/lyH)
Let's all remember the Mike Pence ad, with him standing next to the beeping gas pump, and laugh.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 17, 2024 11:22 PM (fPzjs)
Pretending to be all about the "common man" yet not knowing a fucking thing about the "common man."
Let alone how to operate his grill. Fucking retards.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2024 11:24 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
Laugh now, Spudboy
Posted by: Dan Quayle and the Potato(e) Constitutional Crisis at June 17, 2024 11:25 PM (BbopU)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 17, 2024 11:22 PM (fPzjs)
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Where kin I get me a huntin' license?
Posted by: Jean-Francois Kerry at June 17, 2024 11:25 PM (jdHxK)
Let alone how to operate his grill. Fucking retards.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I, for one, question Schumer's Weedwhacker status.
Posted by: a man like Miklos, saving Our Precious Democracy at June 17, 2024 11:26 PM (BbopU)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 17, 2024 11:26 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Miklos notices things at June 17, 2024 11:19 PM (BbopU)
Nonsense. He's the most reliable supplier we've got.
Posted by: Potter's Field-to-Table Organic Hamburger at June 17, 2024 11:27 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 17, 2024 11:27 PM (Yls+o)
Posted by: Jean-Francois Kerry
Don't need one!
Hell, we kin shoot yore ass right here
Posted by: Billy Ray's Country Store and Emporium at June 17, 2024 11:28 PM (BbopU)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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Not just Pence but the whole production crew. They edited it, watched the out takes, assembled and previewed it.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 11:28 PM (/Rqse)
According to a former CIA director the US faces a serious threat of a terrorist attack in the months ahead.
Wow.
I feel fully warned now!
And just before the elections!
So why hasn't the current director said something? Or any of the IC leadership?
Top men!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2024 11:28 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Schumer is Never Gonna Get His Fat Studies Ph.D. at June 17, 2024 11:28 PM (K+3RJ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 17, 2024 11:30 PM (Yls+o)
According to a former CIA director the US faces a serious threat of a terrorist attack in the months ahead.
Wow.
I feel fully warned now!
And just before the elections!
So why hasn't the current director said something? Or any of the IC leadership?
Top men!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2024 11:28 PM (W/lyH)
They're the ones planning it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2024 11:30 PM (ynpvh)
Nancy Pelosi with her $24,000 fridge stuffed with luxury ice cream that sells for $12 a pint.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 17, 2024 11:30 PM (fPzjs)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 11:28 PM (/Rqse)
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Ahh. The Disney Star Wars Paradox.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 11:31 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 17, 2024 11:31 PM (BbopU)
_hotair
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 11:31 PM (/Rqse)
Faking this is just weird and inept.
Posted by: Schumer is Never Gonna Get His Fat Studies Ph.D. at June 17, 2024 11:28 PM (K+3RJ)
E coli is looking possible though.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2024 11:31 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Legal Treacle
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE LESBOS IS AN ACTUAL ISLAND THAT COULD SEND US LESBIANS.
Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at June 17, 2024 11:32 PM (DgGvY)
Oh, shit
Posted by: PG at June 17, 2024 11:32 PM (rCO8r)
Posted by: G. Nadler's gunt at June 17, 2024 11:32 PM (BbopU)
_hotair
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 11:31 PM (/Rqse)
The unlikely voters seem to vote in droves for Biden.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2024 11:32 PM (ynpvh)
As I understood it, the Spartans exposed new born infants who seemed sickly to the elements-- to see if they could survive, & sometimes they did. That's pretty ghastly.
However, the Carthaginians burned young children alive, over hot coals, as a sacrifice to their god Kronos. This was not a bug, it was a feature. Everywhere Carthage went (Sicily; Sardinia) child sacrifice followed. Based on their abundantly documented record, I'm sure Hannibal would've enabled these religious rites to be brought to the Italian mainland too-- if only things had worked out better for him.
"Sardon" referred to the Punic colony in Sardinia. Have you ever heard the expression "sardonic smile"? You don't want to know.
Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2024 11:33 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2024 11:30 PM (ynpvh)
Of course. Now it makes sense.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2024 11:34 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2024 10:26 PM (xaFKb)
When they sign up to vote while getting their DL. Duh.
Posted by: GWB at June 17, 2024 11:34 PM (AWrpC)
Faking this is just weird and inept.
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Beyond meat. I doubt Schumer would have real beef on anything nearby.
Betting those veggie burgers were, in fact, cooked. They sure looked like it.
*speaking as someone who's actually seen vegans "grill" their "beyond meat."*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2024 11:34 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Legal Treacle
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE LESBOS IS AN ACTUAL ISLAND THAT COULD SEND US LESBIANS.
Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at June 17, 2024 11:32 PM (DgGvY)
King Agamemnon promised Achiles the best Lesbians he had. It's in the Iliad.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2024 11:34 PM (ynpvh)
https://mol.im/a/13540073
I thought Indians didn't believe on land ownership?
Posted by: Ciampino - White Dove shits on Running Black Bear at June 17, 2024 11:34 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
*rings bell*
"bring out yer dead...."
Posted by: Miklos Python at June 17, 2024 11:34 PM (BbopU)
_townhall
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Radio asked, remember when the FBI said they had 40 agents looking into Joey's finances for the past _ _ # of years?
They pulled that press release quick.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 11:34 PM (/Rqse)
Posted by: or Miklos, for short at June 17, 2024 11:16 PM (BbopU)
The Dean of Be Bop University.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2024 11:34 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 10:21 PM (SHMXB)
I just assumed 1812 was the year the Line Ranger was born.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 17, 2024 11:34 PM (SBuV+)
Posted by: polynikes
Tropical Disturbance 1 - 60% it turns into a clyclone. Might make it to southern tip of Texas in a week.
Suggest y'all runs for your lives... or go about your business.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 17, 2024 11:34 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: GWB at June 17, 2024 11:34 PM (AWrpC)
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License? We don' need no steenkeen license.
Posted by: Illegals at June 17, 2024 11:35 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 17, 2024 11:30 PM (fPzjs)
Correction: Sold for. Now that pint probably runs $20-25 thanks to Bidenomics.
Posted by: RickZ at June 17, 2024 11:36 PM (gKDq2)
The driver got an injunction against the department in federal court. He argued (successfully) that warning other drivers of a speed trap was a form of speech, and suppressing it was a 1st Amendment violation.
Score one for the good guys.
Posted by: Cicero
Reminds me of Aunt Fannie and Uncle Harvin - he was color blind and she was blind in one eye, so if he was driving, she could alert him when the traffic light changed, and if she was driving, he could help her with depth perception. They were a team.
More specifically, though, when Aunt Fannie was in Tupelo (which was a big deal in NE Mississippi, since it was a real city and even had two malls), she ended up heading the wrong way down a one-way street. A city cop pulled her over and said, "Ma'am, you can't go this way." And Aunt Fannie fixed her one good eye on him and said, "I think I can if you'll get out of my way." She was a second grade teacher and didn't take guff from anybody, not even a cop.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now At The Caspian Sea at June 17, 2024 11:36 PM (u/Zei)
Posted by: mnw
*squints*
*grins*
Posted by: Joe requires more of the Sacred Elixir at June 17, 2024 11:37 PM (BbopU)
https://mol.im/a/13540557
Kamala "The Dope" Harris hardest hit.
Posted by: Ciampino - That Grass is always greener at June 17, 2024 11:37 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2024 10:26 PM (xaFKb)
When they sign up to vote while getting their DL. Duh.
Posted by: GWB at June 17, 2024 11:34 PM (AWrpC)
Great. Just what we need. Thousands of illegals in the military.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2024 11:37 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2024 11:37 PM (W/lyH)
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What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Arminius at June 17, 2024 11:39 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Ciampino - White Dove shits on Running Black Bear at June 17, 024 11:34 PM (qfLjt)
Casinos changed all that.
There's wampum in the white man's cards.
Posted by: RickZ at June 17, 2024 11:39 PM (gKDq2)
Time to cue up the Ryan Long video, "When Wokes and Racists Actually Agree on Everything"
https://youtu.be/Ev373c7wSRg
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 17, 2024 11:39 PM (fPzjs)
https://tinyurl.com/3y9zdhz5
Posted by: Ciampino - The Grass is always greener at June 17, 2024 11:40 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Gonna rock "Be-Bop-a-Lu-La" at the next Rockabilly karaoke at the Alumni Club.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking...pants? probably maybe at June 17, 2024 11:41 PM (BbopU)
https://tinyurl.com/3d3s54j4
Posted by: Ciampino - Grifting, Grifting, Grifting .... rawhide at June 17, 2024 11:42 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 17, 2024 11:42 PM (+I6Y/)
Since fences have gone up around the Supreme Court my prediction is SCOTUS’ decision on Trump’s immunity is coming down,
https://tinyurl.com/3y9zdhz5
Posted by: Ciampino
Bad link
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2024 11:43 PM (63Dwl)
_nypost
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This should become a habit. States sue federal bureaucrats; Bring them out of DC and put them in the dock.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 11:43 PM (/Rqse)
https://tinyurl.com/amwtfnjy
Posted by: Ciampino - Grifting, Grifting, Grifting .... rawhide! at June 17, 2024 11:44 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard
Then they walk the plank.
Posted by: Cap'm Miklos and the One eyed Dog at June 17, 2024 11:44 PM (BbopU)
https://t.ly/p4nF7
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 17, 2024 11:45 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Ciampino - Racyss companies need boycotting at June 17, 2024 11:46 PM (qfLjt)
I noticed you've started a new music school....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 17, 2024 11:46 PM (0eaVi)
https://mol.im/a/13539357
Posted by: Ciampino - FJB will pardon him? at June 17, 2024 11:47 PM (qfLjt)
In any event, if Trump wins, he'll make all the federal cases against him go away. Not so the state cases.
Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2024 11:48 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 11:50 PM (/Rqse)
_nypost
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This should become a habit. States sue federal bureaucrats; Bring them out of DC and put them in the dock.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 11:43 PM (/Rqse)
I concur. It's a shame, though, that this is where we are but if we do not play indictment tit for trial tat the Dems will not stop.
After that Pelosi recording about J-6 was released, anybody still awaiting trial should subpoena Pelosi as a hostile witness. I'd also include it in any appeals.
And some AGs should get together and sue the deep pockets out of Fauxchi.
Posted by: RickZ at June 17, 2024 11:51 PM (gKDq2)
I noticed you've started a new music school....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 17, 2024 11:46 PM (0eaVi)
That's sooooo much better than a few years ago when his hash was PnisU or something like that
Posted by: Doof at June 17, 2024 11:53 PM (Wc8sE)
https://shorturl.at/mQXij
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Looks like there's a shear line pushing it west. I can't draw a line that straight.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 11:54 PM (/Rqse)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 11:54 PM (/Rqse)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 11:50 PM (/Rqse)
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Back when I knew her she was just a struggling localized eddy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 11:55 PM (jdHxK)
He was a Marine Lieutenant during WWII and was one of the few people that actually seemed to have relished frontline combat. Somehow, he managed to bring back so many war trophies that there was barely any room in his basement for them - he even had the contents of a Japanese schoolroom down there. Weapons of all varieties, including over a dozen katanas. And a Japanese grenade.
A grenade that he showed a young me down in that basement, telling me that if you pulled the pin, you had something like five or six seconds before it detonated. Then he pulled the pin. Young me didn't realize I could run up the stairs that quickly. Harvin, laughing, showed me that it had been completely disarmed, and was nothing but an empty shell. Dark humor, that.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now At The Caspian Sea at June 17, 2024 11:56 PM (u/Zei)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Yes, the KarioKademy
Got big Federal Grants for certain Protected Classes of Music.
Posted by: Dean Miklos is Down with the Aspiring Youth of Today at June 17, 2024 11:56 PM (BbopU)
Dreamed last night that Doctor Who (Baker) told me that time had been re-written. That little old lady with the cat in the cottage in the woods who kept appearing all across time and space was no longer ever real. I guess that's why I don't remember her.
https://youtu.be/QEbLcnVAHWU
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - last but leased at June 17, 2024 11:56 PM (Un0Le)
https://mol.im/a/13539357
Posted by: Ciampino - FJB will pardon him?
Sentencing deferred until after the election to "not influence the election" and full pardon for all crimes real or imagines, known or not already written.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 17, 2024 11:57 PM (cOq4q)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE LESBOS IS AN ACTUAL ISLAND THAT COULD SEND US LESBIANS.
I looked up the island of Lesbos on Google Maps and if a Greek Island could wear plaid and cut its hair short well...this one would.
By comparison Santorini is decked out in a long white and blue sun dress and Mykonos is rocking it a belly shirt, belt skirt, and a handful of X...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2024 11:57 PM (ibTVg)
https://tinyurl.com/mrxftm7n
Posted by: Ciampino - A Republic if we can keep it at June 17, 2024 11:58 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Stacy0311 at June 17, 2024 11:59 PM (20QlO)
Posted by: Doof
I am proud of that one!
PnisU, now BbopU
Starting to see a random pattern....
Posted by: Miklos is allowed small pleasures at June 17, 2024 11:59 PM (BbopU)
https://tinyurl.com/mrxftm7n
Posted by: Ciampino - A Republic if we can keep it at June 17, 2024 11:58 PM (qfLjt)
WINNING!
Posted by: Edumacation 101 at June 18, 2024 12:00 AM (+I6Y/)
Starting to see a random pattern....
That you got kicked out of all the best universities?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 18, 2024 12:01 AM (dZVON)
Posted by: Beverly at June 18, 2024 12:03 AM (Epeb0)
Posted by: Beverly at June 18, 2024 12:04 AM (Epeb0)
https://tinyurl.com/5a7kz293
Posted by: Ciampino - Obummer's war then? at June 18, 2024 12:04 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Doof at June 17, 2024 11:53 PM (Wc8sE)
Ah, Miklos was just dicking around with that hash.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 18, 2024 12:05 AM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
I had a full academic scholarship, Fat. Not the Heisman, that was different because I got the Navy Cross that year.
Posted by: Miklos probably plagiarized this at June 18, 2024 12:05 AM (BbopU)
Good night fine friends.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 18, 2024 12:06 AM (Yls+o)
PnisU, now BbopU
Starting to see a random pattern....
Posted by: Miklos is allowed small pleasures at June 17, 2024 11:59 PM (BbopU)
Pixy should assign you PhucU next!
Posted by: Doof at June 18, 2024 12:06 AM (Wc8sE)
Posted by: Doof at June 17, 2024 11:53 PM (Wc8sE)
Ah, Miklos was just dicking around with that hash.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 18, 2024 12:05 AM (0eaVi)
He was whipping out lots of comments
Posted by: Doof at June 18, 2024 12:07 AM (Wc8sE)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Had to take Adderall and Viagra during exams.
All the kids did.
Especially the girls.
Posted by: Miklos dropped out of Oberlin at June 18, 2024 12:08 AM (BbopU)
Posted by: Ciampino - Liar, liar, pants on fire at June 18, 2024 12:09 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos from the Combat Deck of the USS Trump at June 18, 2024 12:10 AM (BbopU)
https://tinyurl.com/mrxftm7n
Posted by: Ciampino
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When I read things like this I hear Sly and the Family Stone singing Hot Fun In the Summertime.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2024 12:11 AM (/Rqse)
PnisU, now BbopU
Starting to see a random pattern....
Posted by: Miklos is allowed small pleasures at June 17, 2024 11:59 PM (BbopU)
Uh, how small? Nevermind. I don't want to know....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 18, 2024 12:12 AM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Miklos with stylish flowerpot on head at June 18, 2024 12:12 AM (BbopU)
Posted by: Doof
FukJo would do nicely.
Posted by: Miklos from the Combat Deck of the USS Trump at June 18, 2024 12:10 AM (BbopU)
Take a look at Eris's hash. She might want to stay off of Thursday and Friday's ONT....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 18, 2024 12:12 AM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Doof
FukJo would do nicely.
Posted by: Miklos from the Combat Deck of the USS Trump at June 18, 2024 12:10 AM (BbopU)
You win!
Posted by: Doof at June 18, 2024 12:12 AM (Wc8sE)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Considering, it is pretty small in there
*winks at Darleen*
Posted by: Miklos now has to watch Charleen pout at June 18, 2024 12:14 AM (BbopU)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2024 12:14 AM (/Rqse)
Posted by: Kamelahela at June 18, 2024 12:14 AM (w6EFb)
https://mol.im/a/13537187
That grill is not even on.
Posted by: Ciampino - Liar, liar, pants on fire ... at June 18, 2024 12:15 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 18, 2024 12:15 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
SUH!
I have never seen, nor even glimpsed Eris' hash!
I demand Satisfaction!
Posted by: Miklos at dawn at 17 paces just to make it fun at June 18, 2024 12:17 AM (BbopU)
https://mol.im/a/13538201
We need sensible jihadist control.
Posted by: Ciampino - Well one firearm only at June 18, 2024 12:17 AM (qfLjt)
I could have built 100 feet of track with that!
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at June 18, 2024 12:18 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard
Thank you …
Posted by: MiceElf at June 18, 2024 12:18 AM (TX4bP)
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God, bless them.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2024 12:19 AM (/Rqse)
Posted by: Ciampino - Strap-ons all the rage at June 18, 2024 12:19 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miley
I started to read that in a Lady McBeth voice.....but stopped.
I STOPPED, REALLY
Posted by: McMiklos maintains a minimal sense of self-preservation at June 18, 2024 12:19 AM (BbopU)
She was born in February of 1942 and had a hit song or two by 1971, I believe....
:-(
Posted by: Just Got Here at June 18, 2024 12:21 AM (5kFOH)
https://mol.im/a/13536749
Posted by: Ciampino - I know who faces a defeat - not Russia at June 18, 2024 12:21 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos at dawn at 17 paces just to make it fun at June 18, 2024 12:17 AM (BbopU)
You'd have to take that up with her, buddy.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 18, 2024 12:21 AM (0eaVi)
:-(
Posted by: Just Got Here at June 18, 2024 12:22 AM (5kFOH)
Posted by: Ciampino - I know who faces a defeat - not Russia at June 18, 2024 12:21 AM (qfLjt)
"If."
Posted by: The Spartans at June 18, 2024 12:22 AM (0eaVi)
Posted by: polynikes at June 18, 2024 12:23 AM (SHMXB)
She was born in February of 1942 and had a hit song or two by 1971, I believe....
:-(
Posted by: Just Got Here at June 18, 2024 12:21 AM (5kFOH)
He didn't say it was her birthday. It was the date her album "Tapestry" charted #1.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2024 12:24 AM (Jf0CV)
Posted by: It was previous decreed that every tenth comma must DIE at June 18, 2024 12:24 AM (BbopU)
I believe the February, 1971 date refers to the release date of her # 1 album, 'Tapestry'.
Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2024 12:25 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2024 12:25 AM (/Rqse)
Posted by: Ciampino - I know who faces a defeat - not Russia at June 18, 2024 12:21 AM (qfLjt)
"If."
Posted by: The Spartans at June 18, 2024 12:22 AM (0eaVi
He hasn’t even attempted regular bombing of Kyiv.. Why go directly to nukes.
Posted by: polynikes at June 18, 2024 12:25 AM (SHMXB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2024 12:25 AM (Jf0CV)
Posted by: polynikes at June 18, 2024 12:23 AM (SHMXB)
Not a chance.
Posted by: Hey! Hey! Hey! It's Fat Alvin at June 18, 2024 12:26 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at June 18, 2024 12:27 AM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2024 12:28 AM (/Rqse)
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Fat-Ass Alvin is in New York.
We have POS Gascon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 18, 2024 12:29 AM (jdHxK)
Performed by "Little Eva", a teenaged negress (as the term then) babysitter.
So totally rayciss. I danced, and want REPARATIONS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKpVQm41f8Y
Posted by: Miklos dances regardless at June 18, 2024 12:29 AM (BbopU)
Posted by: More Idiot Than Savant at June 18, 2024 12:30 AM (K+3RJ)
Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2024 12:32 AM (gKDq2)
Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, a devout Christian, has funded; full term abortion clinics, the trans adgenda on children, did nothing to secure the southern border, funded the FBI and gave them a brand new building, fully funded the DOJ, the green new deal,...
How did Christian conservative Mike Johnson go from being that way, voting that way to being Speaker of the House that actually funds that adgenda? What in the world happened? Whould make this man do this?
https://tinyurl.com/mucnwubh
Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2024 12:32 AM (/Rqse)
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at June 18, 2024 12:34 AM (w6EFb)
We have POS Gascon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 18, 2024 12:29 AM (jdHxK)
Don't forget we have that DEI State AG Tits James, too.
Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2024 12:34 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Ryan at June 18, 2024 12:34 AM (kLlSa)
Posted by: More Idiot Than Savant
I lot use them false nails and hashes.
Posted by: Miklos wonders how that works and why at June 18, 2024 12:34 AM (BbopU)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 18, 2024 12:34 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: polynikes at June 18, 2024 12:34 AM (SHMXB)
Posted by: BbopU Alumni at June 18, 2024 12:35 AM (BbopU)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 18, 2024 12:37 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: The Bible on Tape Saved My Life at June 18, 2024 12:38 AM (K+3RJ)
He identified as a Christian and Conservative...
but by his works, we know him.
Wait, does that make him a Trans Christian Right Conservative?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2024 12:38 AM (xaFKb)
*snaps fingers, gazes at bongo drums with wistful memories*
Posted by: Miklos found his BbopU degree uninteresting to conventional employers at June 18, 2024 12:41 AM (BbopU)
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2024 12:38 AM (xaFKb)
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That's one part of the conversation at the link. What happened to this man who walked the talk? What happened to cause him to do a one eighty. The conversation, centered on the House, but hits about 6 different parts. Mike being one of six.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2024 12:42 AM (/Rqse)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 18, 2024 12:43 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 18, 2024 12:44 AM (w6EFb)
At that long term level of Govt Leech, I doubt he even OWNS a car. Taxpayers provide him with a fleet of chauffeured luxury full size SUVS with attendants\bodyguards
Posted by: Azjaeger at June 18, 2024 12:45 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2024 12:45 AM (/Rqse)
Posted by: Miklos has played Calvinball at June 18, 2024 12:48 AM (BbopU)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Skipper! Hey Skipper!
No thanks
Posted by: Professor Miklos could solve the Ginger/Mary Ann Conundrum through experimentation at June 18, 2024 12:51 AM (BbopU)
Posted by: Tell Publius hi at June 18, 2024 12:54 AM (BbopU)
Tapestry was a staple that summer and in my mind it signaled the end of 1960s rock though I didn't understand any of that then. The impact of that album, as so many others from that era, is impossible to explain to later listeners; today, that music is timeless but it is also trapped in its own place. Then, the best of it fell on fresh ears and minds. It was dazzling to hear, to share, and to be a part of that singular moment when some of the greatest music of the 20th century came to the world.
Tapestry
Released: February 10, 1971
Number One: June, 19, 1971
15 weeks consecutive weeks at #1 on Billboard 200
318 week on the Billboard 200
Tapestry (Wikipedia): https://tinyurl.com/2p8fzh2a
Thanks MisHum for a great album pick.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 18, 2024 12:56 AM (T12tR)
Posted by: polynikes at June 18, 2024 12:23 AM (SHMXB)
Not a chance.
Posted by: Hey! Hey! Hey! It's Fat Alvin at June 18, 2024 12:26 AM (gKDq2)
I know it's heartless and mean-spirited, but I just Nelson Muntz my way through the CA news these days.
Posted by: Ha Ha! at June 18, 2024 12:57 AM (K+3RJ)
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I bid ya'll adieu. 'night
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These are the times that try Moron's souls; the summer snarker and the Daywalker commenter will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of his ONT; but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Boredom, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the likker, the more glorious the hangover."
Posted by: Thomas Miklos-Paine at June 18, 2024 12:58 AM (BbopU)
It's my 4th and I don't see much difference. Anyone else tried this?
Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2024 01:06 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: raimondo at June 18, 2024 01:10 AM (TH4ip)
Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2024 01:13 AM (fwDg9)
The leftist plan for women has three points:
1. Teach them to hate childbirth and abort their offspring.
2. If that doesn't work, trans them so that they are sterile.
3. If that doesn't work, draft them and put them in combat so that they won't live long enough to breed.
Keep voting Democrat, ladies. They sure have your best interest at heart.
Posted by: dabhidh at June 18, 2024 01:15 AM (KeIkv)
It's my 4th and I don't see much difference. Anyone else tried this?
Posted by: Farmer
In San Francisco the needles are free!
DYI, but free!
Posted by: Homeless addicts on the Internet at June 18, 2024 01:16 AM (BbopU)
Oh, shit
Posted by: PG at June 17, 2024 11:32 PM (rCO8r)
Isn't there a Hamms Beer commercial in there somewhere?
Or something to the effect of 'it's in the water, that's why it's yellow.....'
Blessings All.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 18, 2024 01:17 AM (QGaXH)
Or something to the effect of 'it's in the water, that's why it's yellow.....'
Blessings All.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
The bass is striped and racist, them crappies, all of 'em..my waders and nets too...and the Spinners was all black...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnsoXnOHXDc
Posted by: Virgil Miklos-Ward with White Supremacy so tasty you could eat some at June 18, 2024 01:27 AM (BbopU)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 18, 2024 01:33 AM (T12tR)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at June 18, 2024 01:34 AM (7cLMF)
Homer. Because, it'll always get you Home.
D'oh!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 18, 2024 01:35 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
MAY I HELP YOU
Posted by: Miklos, the rude Hungarian waiter at June 18, 2024 01:36 AM (BbopU)
Happy for my Boston Celtics tonight, they have long been my favorite local sports team back to when I was just a youngin'. I saw all of the greats of the 60's play, up close and personal thanks to a great neighbor.
I saw that a Mrs. Miklos posted tonight, perhaps she is a comely undergrad at BbopU. Shudders at the thought that she is the chair of the Fat Studies Department.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 18, 2024 01:36 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
You go now. My old Seattle hairdresser was Chinese and she never stopped bitching about Chinese people. It was hilarious.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 18, 2024 01:37 AM (T12tR)
https://t.ly/p4nF7
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 17, 2024 11:45 PM (dZVON)
Is it a noisy place? (meaning in Spanish)...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 18, 2024 01:37 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Nope, that 'un left to run for Public Office.
Prosecutor or something.
Posted by: Miklos, who never took her on a luxury cruise at public expense, so I am the guilty one at June 18, 2024 01:40 AM (BbopU)
https://t.ly/p4nF7
Posted by: Blanco Basura
It has been a rough summer in the Sacramento Mountains. As you know Ruidoso and the forest are one and the same; it is no surprise that the town was evacuated with the fires so close. I hope every gets out alive and they have something to come home too.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 18, 2024 01:43 AM (T12tR)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 18, 2024 01:43 AM (T12tR)
WAR BABY
Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2024 12:28 AM (/Rqse)
Technically yes, but concieved before we entered the war.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 18, 2024 01:44 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim
It is technically impossible to conceive pre-entry.
War or no war.
Posted by: Miklos, a lover not a fighter at June 18, 2024 01:57 AM (BbopU)
Geez... that music. THOSE SONGS!
I can put Tapestry on, and curl up in my blankets, and .. not quite sleep. But, be rested.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 18, 2024 01:57 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 18, 2024 01:33 AM (T12tR)
Thunderbolt Grease-Slapper
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 18, 2024 02:00 AM (fPzjs)
Jim
Hi sailor
Posted by: 82 year old Carole King at June 18, 2024 02:02 AM (BbopU)
An atmosphere, with water vapor in it, is a complicated, many splendored thing. Believe me.
Cousin was 'splaining what's going on with the little late night/early morning heat blooms we've been getting the past three days...
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 18, 2024 02:02 AM (w6EFb)
No No NOOOOOOO
Posted by: all climate change models at June 18, 2024 02:06 AM (BbopU)
Posted by: Jim
Thunderbolt Grease-Slapper
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
Such poetry.
One I have in mind is Piglet. Because it is a Hog wannbe. If I go with that I will get a vanity plate. First place I am going with that plate is to a local bar where the Hogs are.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 18, 2024 02:10 AM (T12tR)
Miklos. Go back to your Waffle House. Your 'leens are waiting for you, there.
And besides. An 82 y/o Carole King .... Trumps your 'Leens.
Cause Carole King can BUY the whole damn Waffle House, out of her change purse, and not even sweat a dime.
/zzzz, Horde.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 18, 2024 02:11 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Clickbait Miklos at June 18, 2024 02:12 AM (BbopU)
Posted by: Miklos notes the significance of prepositions at June 18, 2024 02:14 AM (BbopU)
VOTE NOW
I'm writing in 90 year old Tina Louise.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 18, 2024 02:16 AM (fPzjs)
VOTE NOW
Heather Locklear 2024
https://tinyurl.com/yf35wyhx
Carole King 2024
https://tinyurl.com/5462dd37
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 18, 2024 02:16 AM (T12tR)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 18, 2024 02:10 AM (T12tR)
HAMlet would be the far more erudite choice.
Oinkspearian, even.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
/I SAID ZZZZ dammit!
Posted by: Jim at June 18, 2024 02:18 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 18, 2024 02:18 AM (T12tR)
Oinkspearian, even.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
/I SAID ZZZZ dammit!
Posted by: Jim
That is fantastic and it even fits the plate.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 18, 2024 02:19 AM (T12tR)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
Heather Locklear 2024
https://tinyurl.com/yf35wyhx
Carole King 2024
https://tinyurl.com/5462dd37
Why decide on one?
A Gentleman at a point in life finds the teenage girl/boy situation reversed.
Posted by: Miklos will probably move to The Villages by the weekend at June 18, 2024 02:25 AM (BbopU)
Which would have made us kissin' cousins, before she went (apparently) batshit KRAYZEE
Posted by: Miklos notes that :ocklear is one of the most common Lumbee names at June 18, 2024 02:28 AM (BbopU)
Mary Ann is dead isn't she? Ginger still lives.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 18, 2024 02:28 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 18, 2024 02:29 AM (T12tR)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
Your modem, router, and/or ISP. Your hash is based on your IP address. Resetting your router may get you a new one.
Posted by: mikeski at June 18, 2024 02:34 AM (DgGvY)
New FJB Hotness: Videos exhibiting stage 5 dementia are cheap fakes aka Trump disinformation.
Next FJB Hotness: Wearing a harness and a leash is because his energy is so high he has to be restrained.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 18, 2024 02:36 AM (T12tR)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
Your modem, router, and/or ISP. Your hash is based on your IP address. Resetting your router may get you a new one.
Posted by: mikeski
Great. And there goes another perfectly good complaint, unloved and unused.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 18, 2024 02:38 AM (T12tR)
Posted by: The Great Mikloskowski at June 18, 2024 02:38 AM (BbopU)
Posted by: Miklos can only imagines Andy Griffiths torments at June 18, 2024 02:40 AM (BbopU)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
The Island of Unwanted Hash Toys.
Posted by: Miklos thinks they did better with clay-mation than since in CGI at June 18, 2024 02:41 AM (BbopU)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 18, 2024 02:42 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 18, 2024 02:43 AM (w6EFb)
Will do. She's asleep now. My mother is holding her own pretty good.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 18, 2024 02:44 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 18, 2024 02:45 AM (0HXwb)
Nope that wasn't really young Aunt Bee. That was fake news that's still going on around. This is really young Aunt Bee:
https://tinyurl.com/2cm88rya
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 18, 2024 02:49 AM (w6EFb)
The fake Aunt Bee pinup girl was Gloria DeHaven.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 18, 2024 02:50 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr.
Well, you see, I had been alone for many years, Mr. Publius
Posted by: Jed Clampett makes few excuses at June 18, 2024 02:51 AM (BbopU)
Supposed to be able to leave early for the Trump event today. Fingers crossed that my employee shows.
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 18, 2024 02:54 AM (0HXwb)
Posted by: The only non-Vietnamese employee at Cafe du Monde at June 18, 2024 02:54 AM (BbopU)
https://tinyurl.com/2cm88rya
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
The photo must labeled incorrectly. That looks like Jeanne Crain.
Posted by: Tuna at June 18, 2024 02:55 AM (oaGWv)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 18, 2024 02:55 AM (0HXwb)
Posted by: The only non-Vietnamese employee at Cafe du Monde at June 18, 2024 02:57 AM (BbopU)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 18, 2024 03:01 AM (T12tR)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 18, 2024 03:02 AM (0HXwb)
Posted by: The only non-Vietnamese employee at Cafe du Monde has sadz at June 18, 2024 03:04 AM (BbopU)
Posted by: The only non-Vietnamese employee at Cafe du Monde has happys at June 18, 2024 03:07 AM (BbopU)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity
I'm jealous. Have a great time!
Posted by: Tuna at June 18, 2024 03:07 AM (oaGWv)
You have a good day, Miklos!
And all of the rest of you, too. Miss this place. Will try to show up more often
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 18, 2024 03:08 AM (0HXwb)
It's going to be a scorcher here today, but it's right by the lake, so hopefully not too bad.
I'll check in if my phone holds out
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at June 18, 2024 03:11 AM (0HXwb)
Posted by: Miklos from Cafe du Monde at June 18, 2024 03:20 AM (BbopU)
Posted by: makes sense to Miklos at June 18, 2024 03:22 AM (BbopU)
Posted by: Miklos from the Department of Redundancy Department at June 18, 2024 03:25 AM (BbopU)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 18, 2024 03:26 AM (T12tR)
Posted by: Miklos would not be a World-Class Dictator, well maybe at June 18, 2024 03:28 AM (BbopU)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 18, 2024 03:01 AM (T12tR)
The cackle always got me. Same with Kamalalaladingdong's cackle. Those two are representative of the brave, strong
Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2024 03:31 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Miklos thinks that if German philosophers weer so smart, they would have names you can spell at June 18, 2024 03:31 AM (BbopU)
Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2024 03:40 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: makes sense to Miklos at June 18, 2024 03:22 AM (BbopU)
How did you get such a great hash?
Posted by: Tuna at June 18, 2024 03:53 AM (oaGWv)
https://tinyurl.com/4j6wds2z
@JWheelertv
10h
BREAKING: A U.S. Secret Service agent was robbed at gunpoint over the weekend during Biden’s trip to California, police say
Posted by: m at June 18, 2024 04:05 AM (NHMTR)
Posted by: m at June 18, 2024 04:05 AM (NHMTR)
Interesting that she also says, "There’s a concerted effort to make people afraid of crime." So she is saying the crime is being committed by non-whites.
Posted by: Eternity Matters at June 18, 2024 06:19 AM (PGIfx)
“White supremacy is ingrained everywhere. White supremacy is what we all live in. It’s the water. It’s what we swim in here." Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty
Posted by: FINGERS at June 18, 2024 07:33 AM (C8ve7)
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World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)