The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition

There is an argument to be made that the federal government is broken and beyond repair. The broken part is obvious, and any reasonable analysis would uncover vast swaths of the Leviathan that are maelstroms of waste, political correctness, and irresponsible use of federal power.

But is it beyond repair? Probably, and the follow-up argument that our efforts to repair the damage done to our republic by focusing on state and local races is rational. As the federal bureaucracy becomes even less accountable to the administration and to Congress, there are fewer and fewer ways to rein it in. And powerful states are already demonstrating that they can control some of their own destiny.

Except...the federal judiciary is immensely powerful, and its decisions are often immediate. Absent an overhaul of the impeachment system for removing federal judges, we must continue to pay attention to the chaotic and patronage-filled process of appointing them.

Because otherwise we get this anti-freedom, anti-science, anti-western-culture nonsense!

Appeals Court Upholds Ban on Student Wearing 'Only Two Genders' Shirt

A U.S. appeals court on June 9 upheld a ban preventing a Massachusetts middle school student from wearing a shirt reading “There are only two genders.”
Another prohibition by school administrators, this time blocking the same student from wearing the shirt with “only two” covered by tape, on which was written “censored,” is also allowed under court precedent, according to the ruling by the U.S. Court of Appeals for the First Circuit.

An objectively correct statement based on biological reality can be found to be bannable by these judges who look in the penumbras of the law and have mystical seances with the voices in their heads. Never mind that it is a highly charged political issue and is therefore exactly the sort of speech that is protected from government action by the 1st. Amendment of the United States Constitution.

Administrators said the message on the shirt would “materially disrupt transgender and gender non-conforming students’ ability to focus on learning while in a classroom where the message is being displayed.” The court agreed, because of “the demeaning nature of the message” and how administrators attested to knowing of some students who identify as transgender struggling with suicidal thoughts.
“In such circumstances, we think it was reasonable for Middleborough to forecast that a message displayed throughout the school day denying the existence of the gender identities of transgender and gender non-conforming students would have a serious negative impact on those students’ ability to concentrate on their classroom work,” wrote Judge Barron, who was joined by U.S. Circuit Judges O. Rogeriee Thompson and Lara Montecalvo.
Judges Barron, Thompson, and Talwani were appointed by President Barack Obama. Judge Montecalvo was appointed by President Joe Biden.
[emphasis mine. CBD]

Materially disrupt...what? The pleasure to believe that one is a girl when the objective reality is that one is a boy? What's next...no t-shirts displaying a round globe lest we disturb the stupidity of the flat-earthers?

These are the culture-crushing useful idiots who are on the vanguard of the left's destruction of traditional Western culture and American Exceptionalism. And they and their ilk were appointed by the administrations, aided by their fellow travelers in the Senate.

That's why federal elections are important. Are we going to snap our fingers, vote harder, and return to the first principles of our republic if we elect a conservative president and a Republican majority in the Senate? No.

But flooding the federal judiciary with our own fellow travelers is a significant step in clawing back our country from the abyss. If we do that, then we will get fewer moronic holdings, and maybe a little bit of push-back against the worst excesses of the administrative state.

And yes, those school administrators should be pilloried by the good people of Middleborough. But that isn't going to happen in the People's Republic of Massachusetts.

Hopefully this will go to the full Appeals court and it will be struck down, or perhaps to the Supreme Court. But either way it will be heard by federally appointed judges wielding unimaginable power.

We need to fight hard to take that power away from the left and use it for our own ends. And that means continuing to fight at the federal election level...distasteful and crooked as it may be.

[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter]

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM

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Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 11, 2024 11:00 AM (N1tpc)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 11, 2024 11:00 AM (8RNuU)

4 Thank you for ending the movie thread CBD!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 11, 2024 11:00 AM (1iANR)

5 These people are not our countrymen.

These people are our conquerors.

And they HATE us with a passion.

There is no living with people who want me and my family dead.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 11, 2024 11:01 AM (N1tpc)

6 are BLM shirts banned or nah?

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 11, 2024 11:02 AM (CIS44)

7 Lindsey Graham hasn't seen a federal judge nominee that he doesn't want to blow. We need to get rid of people like Lindsey Graham in the senate.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 11, 2024 11:02 AM (aFNOf)

8 Someone needs to dub over the Terminator in, I think, T2 where Ahnold says "Come with me if you want to live" and change it to "Don't vote Dem if you want to live."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)

9 I imagine a student wearing a shirt that said "Kill The Jews" would not only be allowed, but applauded as well.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 11, 2024 11:03 AM (WPL6O)

10 Thank you for ending the movie thread CBD!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

That, coupled with the news up top, tells me it's time for my daily Catechism lesson.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2024 11:03 AM (GZsmd)

11 "would have a serious negative impact on those students’ ability to concentrate on their classroom work"

Pandering to insanity gets you more insanity.

Posted by: fd at June 11, 2024 11:03 AM (vFG9F)

12 I'm sure you can wear your little rainbow shirts with Love is Love on them

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2024 11:03 AM (Akjoo)

13 A society worth saving would recognize this should be protected free speech even if they disagree, and it should never end up in court.

Posted by: brak at June 11, 2024 11:03 AM (AR07F)

14 Biden vapor locks at a Juneteenth celebration. He looks like a poorly animated crash test dummy.

https://tinyurl.com/5c67wwfp

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 11, 2024 11:04 AM (aFNOf)

15 I might have believed the federal government was hopeless if not for Milei and Bukele.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 11, 2024 11:04 AM (IHRQq)

16 An objectively correct statement based on biological reality can be found to be bannable by these judges who look in the penumbras of the law and have mystical seances with the voices in their heads. Never mind that it is a highly charged political issue and is therefore exactly the sort of speech that is protected from government action by the 1st. Amendment of the United States Constitution.

The appropriate answer to this shit is for the red states to ban any gay friendly shirts in school. But that's not who we are right?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2024 11:04 AM (ibTVg)

17 I've never understood the argument that the federal government is broken, it is, and we should just do what, ignore it? Does anyone actually believe if we ignore the federal government it will ignore us?

It's broken and we have to fix it. Not back to what it was but something far less dangerous to us and the world for that matter. There has never been a more powerful and now malignant power on earth and if we don't fix it it will fix us.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2024 11:04 AM (LkLld)

18 Where we see three branches of "checks and balances", the Left sees three different chances to get shit done.

There is not a system on Earth that cannot be used against itself.

Posted by: ... at June 11, 2024 11:04 AM (fiqmg)

19 Thank you for ending the movie thread CBD!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Some of us tried to turn it into a boob thread by talking about Laura San Giacomo, but noooooo.

That whore Merrill Streep hogged all of the attention.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 11, 2024 11:05 AM (v6JzV)

20 Some of us tried to turn it into a boob thread by talking about Laura San Giacomo, but noooooo.

That whore Merrill Streep hogged all of the attention.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I tried man!

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 11, 2024 11:05 AM (CIS44)

21 Just to be provocative, how many divisions does the 1st Circuit have?? Ignoring non-legal or even sensible court rulings will be the next recourse… and of course there will be pushback by our oppressors.

Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2024 11:05 AM (PCK5/)

22 So why don't all these rainbows "materially distract" Christian students? Oh they do and nobody cares because that's the intent? Ok.

Posted by: ... at June 11, 2024 11:05 AM (fiqmg)

23 We need to fight hard to take that power away from the left and use it for our own ends. And that means continuing to fight at the federal election level...distasteful and crooked as it may be.
Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM

The AZ State gov will be hard to displace as they control the 3 spots that might be able to make a difference: Gov, AG, Sec of State.
See the AZ charges against Trump supports filed a couple of weeks ago.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 11, 2024 11:05 AM (1iANR)

24 It's broken and we have to fix it. Not back to what it was but something far less dangerous to us and the world for that matter. There has never been a more powerful and now malignant power on earth and if we don't fix it it will fix us.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2024 11:04 AM (LkLld)

the only "fix" is to break this thing into several successor states.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2024 11:06 AM (wyMQY)

25 “[The school] permissibly concluded that the shirt invades the rights of others,”

AH yes the eternal rights of leftists to make others do what they want.

If you can make someone take a clot shot because of your "right to not get sick" I guess you can also make people not wear shirts that describe biological reality because it hurts your feelings.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2024 11:06 AM (ibTVg)

26 There are only 2 genders. No matter how much you mutilate, drug or mentally damage a human, it is only the male that can impregnate the female and it's only the female that can produce offspring.

Anything other than that is deranged, mental instability.

Case in point: There's a video out there from 2023 where a dude DREAMS of having a uterus implant for the sole purpose of becoming the FIRST TRANSGENDER to have an abortion.........

Mentally deranged.

God didn't get it wrong. YOU did.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 11:07 AM (Zz0t1)

27 Massachusetts is such a shit hole. Sorry for any morons living there but I see their Governatrix is giving them illegals good and hard.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2024 11:07 AM (ibTVg)

28 Verdict reached in the Hunter trial.

Posted by: fd at June 11, 2024 11:07 AM (vFG9F)

29 Biden vapor locks at a Juneteenth celebration. He looks like a poorly animated crash test dummy.

https://tinyurl.com/5c67wwfp
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 11, 2024 11:04 AM (aFNOf)

Juneteenth isn't for another 8 days.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 11:08 AM (Zz0t1)

30 Commenting present

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2024 11:08 AM (LnnUG)

31 Oh and another thing - gender is for words. Human beings and animals ONLY have sex (and hopefully not with each other)

Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2024 11:08 AM (ibTVg)

32 This Elephant's Child really needs to know why ALL slogans on t-shirts are not disallowed at school.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 11, 2024 11:08 AM (MIKMs)

33 I notice that there is no such prohibition on transgender PROMOTING paraphernalia nor other forms of heresy or blasphemy that could materially disrupt Christian students.

Because the ONE TRUE RELIGION of progressivism will accept no heresy to be spoken in their presence.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 11, 2024 11:08 AM (N1tpc)

34 Oh and another thing - gender is for words. Human beings and animals ONLY have sex (and hopefully not with each other)
Posted by: 18-1 a

Catherine the Great hardest hit.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 11, 2024 11:08 AM (CIS44)

35 21 Just to be provocative, how many divisions does the 1st Circuit have?? Ignoring non-legal or even sensible court rulings will be the next recourse… and of course there will be pushback by our oppressors.
Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2024 11:05 AM (PCK5/)

the "divisions" they have in this fight are the teachers and bureaucracy of every public school in the country, who can call on the police of every city in this country to enforce their rulings based on that court's ruling. They can and will expel any student who challenges them, and arrest every parent who shows up to complain.

This is why the public school system is one of the first things that has to be dismantled. It is hopelessly corrupt, and beyond saving.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2024 11:09 AM (wyMQY)

36 Biden vapor locks at a Juneteenth celebration. He looks like a poorly animated crash test dummy.

https://tinyurl.com/5c67wwfp
Posted by: Maj. Healey

But watch Kamala bust a move!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 11, 2024 11:09 AM (L/fGl)

37 28 Verdict reached in the Hunter trial.
Posted by: fd at June 11, 2024 11:07 AM (vFG9F)

That was quick

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2024 11:09 AM (Akjoo)

38 In Illinois, they have extreme Draconian gun laws passed down to the people by the Chicago based tyrants. County sheriffs overwhelmingly have said that they will in no way enforce any of their edicts… some HQ Illinoisan could shed more personal light on this matter…

Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2024 11:09 AM (PCK5/)

39 Lol...my TDS suffering, unhinged liberal wife has a T-shirt with some stupid message about the Tinker SCOTUS decision. Lefties love it, until it supports something they don't like. As Google AI summarizes:

The landmark Supreme Court case of Tinker v. Des Moines (1969) established that students at school retain their First Amendment right to free speech. The case revolved around Mary Beth Tinker, a 13-year-old student who wore a black armband to school as a silent protest against the Vietnam War.

Students’ right to free speech: The Supreme Court ruled that students do not shed their constitutional rights to freedom of speech and expression at the schoolhouse gate.
Material and substantial interference: School officials must demonstrate that student expressive activities would result in material and substantial interference with the operations of the school or invade the rights of others to justify restricting student speech.
Symbolic speech: The court recognized that symbolic speech, such as wearing an armband, is a form of protected speech under the First Amendment.

I don't think wearing the "two genders" shirt meets the "disruption" criteria...

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 11, 2024 11:09 AM (JCZqz)

40 Human beings and animals ONLY have sex (and hopefully not with each other)

hater!!! love is love!!!!

Posted by: coming soon from the left at June 11, 2024 11:09 AM (AR07F)

41 "Just to be provocative, how many divisions does the 1st Circuit have??"

If Trump were to ignore the courts, he would have to deal with McConnell's threats as well.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 11, 2024 11:09 AM (IHRQq)

42 "8 Verdict reached in the Hunter trial.
Posted by: fd at June 11, 2024 11:07 AM (vFG9F)

That was quick
Posted by: It's me donna"

Not a lot of thought required.

Posted by: fd at June 11, 2024 11:10 AM (vFG9F)

43 >>> 15 I might have believed the federal government was hopeless if not for Milei and Bukele.
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 11, 2024 11:04 AM (IHRQq)

My understanding is that Milei is operating with some sort of recently created emergency powers. I have *not* heard the same about Bukele though. Really hope OrangeManBad, or whoever is the next Literally Hitler!!!, looks to both of them as examples.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 11:10 AM (llON8)

44 Verdict is in on Hunter.

Posted by: morigu at June 11, 2024 11:10 AM (u7Nsa)

45 That was quick

ACH deposit is quicker than a check

Posted by: brak at June 11, 2024 11:10 AM (AR07F)

46
But watch Kamala bust a move!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 11, 2024 11:09 AM (L/fGl)

Because when I want to know about dance moves and rhythm, it's from a lying JamAsian......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 11:11 AM (Zz0t1)

47 That was quick
Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2024 11:09 AM (Akjoo)

Predetermined things usually are. 😂

Posted by: ... at June 11, 2024 11:11 AM (fiqmg)

48 >>> 26 There are only 2 genders. No matter how much you mutilate, drug or mentally damage a human, it is only the male that can impregnate the female and it's only the female that can produce offspring.

Anything other than that is deranged, mental instability.

Case in point: There's a video out there from 2023 where a dude DREAMS of having a uterus implant for the sole purpose of becoming the FIRST TRANSGENDER to have an abortion.........

Mentally deranged.

God didn't get it wrong. YOU did.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 11:07 AM (Zz0t1)

"Stan respects your pronouns!" -- leftists

.... yeah, that's not a validation, that's a CLUE, you fcking dipshits ...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 11:11 AM (llON8)

49 Biden vapor locks at a Juneteenth celebration. He looks like a poorly animated crash test dummy.

https://tinyurl.com/5c67wwfp
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 11, 2024 11:04 AM (aFNOf)

I don't think he blinked once.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at June 11, 2024 11:11 AM (DQlPT)

50 They will accord Hunter a Triumph, no doubt….

Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2024 11:11 AM (PCK5/)

51 "The court recognized that symbolic speech, such as wearing an armband, is a form of protected speech under the First Amendment."

What if you put a swastika on it?

Posted by: fd at June 11, 2024 11:11 AM (vFG9F)

52 the only "fix" is to break this thing into several successor states.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2024 11:06 AM (wyMQY)

The Roman empire split into two to deal with problems attempting to rule so large and empire and one of the halves survived (in some form) for almost another 1000 years.

That was longer than the time leading up to the split.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 11, 2024 11:12 AM (N1tpc)

53 Speaking of broken and beyond repair, both Pixy and JJ dropped or mangled closing italic tags. Any chance you can repair those, CBD?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 11, 2024 11:12 AM (/HDaX)

54 Biden vapor locks at a Juneteenth celebration. He looks like a poorly animated crash test dummy.

https://tinyurl.com/5c67wwfp
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 11, 2024 11:04 AM (aFNOf)

Juneteenth isn't for another 8 days.......
Posted by: Sponge
---
So what do we celebrate on Juneleventieth?

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 11, 2024 11:12 AM (iZbyp)

55
I don't think he blinked once.
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at June 11, 2024 11:11 AM (DQlPT)

The colors, man. The colors.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 11:12 AM (Zz0t1)

56 >>> 18 Where we see three branches of "checks and balances", the Left sees three different chances to get shit done.

There is not a system on Earth that cannot be used against itself.
Posted by: ... at June 11, 2024 11:04 AM (fiqmg)

something something fallen world

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 11:12 AM (llON8)

57 Oh and another thing - gender is for words. Human beings and animals ONLY have sex (and hopefully not with each other)

Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2024 11:08 AM (ibTVg)

Yup!

Orwell was so, so correct.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 11, 2024 11:13 AM (d9fT1)

58 I might have believed the federal government was hopeless if not for Milei and Bukele.
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 11, 2024 11:04 AM (IHRQq)

They have authority. US Presidents only have authority to do uniparty approved things.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2024 11:13 AM (IUd0M)

59 Then problem with judicial reciprocity is that our judges take seriously their mandate not to make law, while theirs don't. Thus, even if we roll back the left's stupidity, that leaves no wiggle room, since we'll just be back to the middle. This is why there is the (correct) perception of the one way ratchet.

I'm not saying we should do what they do, but the problem won't go away as long as people continue to elect leftists, who in turn put leftist activist judges on the bench.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 11:13 AM (xCA6C)

60 Any chance you can repair those, CBD?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 11, 2024 11:12 AM (/HDaX)

Sure...where?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 11, 2024 11:14 AM (d9fT1)

61 What if you put a swastika on it?
Posted by: fd

Heavens no! Rights only protect expression within the bounds of societal norms!!!

Posted by: The Bulwark at June 11, 2024 11:14 AM (JCZqz)

62 We of the jury find Donald Trump guilty of all charges.

Posted by: Hunter's Jury at June 11, 2024 11:14 AM (vFG9F)

63 First problem is law schools are becoming Cultural Marxist Seminary
2nd problem is getting rid of useless government positions and people.
Thank Kennidy for that

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2024 11:14 AM (LnnUG)

64 ---
So what do we celebrate on Juneleventieth?
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 11, 2024 11:12 AM (iZbyp)

Just shows they know the national celebration of it is an unrespectable bunch of pandering horseshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 11:14 AM (Zz0t1)

65 I'm sure you can wear your little rainbow shirts with Love is Love on them

And BLM shirts are just peachy.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 11:14 AM (xCA6C)

66 I don't think he blinked once.
Posted by: free tibet

Animatronics don't blink.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 11, 2024 11:15 AM (1iANR)

67 They should force everyone to accept their premises so that no one can ever be offended or materially disrupted again.

They should adopt a benign symbol that means acceptance of all their gay shit. Like a yellow star.

And then they could tattoo it on the nonbelievers.

Posted by: ... at June 11, 2024 11:15 AM (fiqmg)

68 Never mind...I found it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 11, 2024 11:15 AM (d9fT1)

69 "What if you put a swastika on it?
Posted by: fd

Heavens no! Rights only protect expression within the bounds of societal norms!!!
Posted by: The Bulwark"

What if you put a swastika on it but wear it inside out and just tell people there is a swastika on it?

Posted by: Hunter's Jury at June 11, 2024 11:15 AM (vFG9F)

70 This may have flew under the radar, but apparently the Saudis have let the 50 year petrodollar deal to only accept US Dollars for oil contracts expire and will not be renewing it.

So the US Dollar is now none essential as a trading currency.

Uhm.. that's a pretty big f**king deal.

The adults everyone.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 11, 2024 11:15 AM (VnYCu)

71 66 I don't think he blinked once.
Posted by: free tibet

It looked like he had no clue where he was

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2024 11:16 AM (Akjoo)

72 Off Justice Sock

Posted by: fd at June 11, 2024 11:16 AM (vFG9F)

73 This may have flew under the radar, but apparently the Saudis have let the 50 year petrodollar deal to only accept US Dollars for oil contracts expire and will not be renewing it.

So the US Dollar is now none essential as a trading currency.

Uhm.. that's a pretty big f**king deal.

The adults everyone.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

But no more mean tweets.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 11, 2024 11:16 AM (CIS44)

74 The jury has reached a verdict in the hunter biden gun case. fox news reporting that "soon" they will be back in court to read the verdict.

$100 says not guilty.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 11, 2024 11:16 AM (QNSds)

75 Judges Barron, Thompson, and Talwani were appointed by President Barack Obama. Judge Montecalvo was appointed by President Joe Biden.
[emphasis mine. CBD]

So they are all scum. Good to know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2024 11:16 AM (YrMFo)

76 Administrators said the message on the shirt would “materially disrupt transgender and gender non-conforming students’ ability to focus on learning while in a classroom where the message is being displayed.”
--------
What about students that wear or display pro-transgender messaging... such as rainbow flags and other insignia that promote transgenderism and/or gay lifestyles? Is that considered "materially disruptive" to normal kids?

Or course it isn't. This is the problem.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2024 11:16 AM (Q4IgG)

77
So what do we celebrate on Juneleventieth?
Posted by: screaming in digital

__________

As I said, Juneteenth is considered by the Democrats as National America Sucks Day. No celebrating.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2024 11:16 AM (MoZTd)

78 But no more mean tweets.

he said pussy

Posted by: AWFLs at June 11, 2024 11:17 AM (AR07F)

79 Then problem with judicial reciprocity is that our judges take seriously their mandate not to make law, while theirs don't.

Yep.

Imagine if we had a cadre of judges declaring, for example, that any actual implementation of the income tax is unconstitutional. Yes yes the income tax itself is constitutional but the way you implemented it is not. No one has to pay any more tax until you fix it. How...amazing...would that be?

And get a year without taxes/tax returns and they will never, ever come back.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2024 11:17 AM (ibTVg)

80 Sure...where?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 11, 2024 11:14 AM (d9fT1)

Sorry, nevermind. Someone stepped in and fixed them already.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 11, 2024 11:17 AM (/HDaX)

81 >>> 70 This may have flew under the radar, but apparently the Saudis have let the 50 year petrodollar deal to only accept US Dollars for oil contracts expire and will not be renewing it.

So the US Dollar is now none essential as a trading currency.

Uhm.. that's a pretty big f**king deal.

The adults everyone.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 11, 2024 11:15 AM (VnYCu)

Stupid commies love to squeal about things being "unsustainable" ... they are going to be surprised. I'm a bit worried this is going to be one of the gradually-then-suddenly shitstorms.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 11:17 AM (llON8)

82 The jury has reached a verdict in the hunter biden gun case. fox news reporting that "soon" they will be back in court to read the verdict.

Interesting.

Usually, it's announced when the jury is heading back into the courtroom when they've reached a verdict.

Now we're reporting that they've reached a verdict before they're even headed back into the courtroom.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)

83 The jury has reached a verdict in the hunter biden gun case. fox news reporting that "soon" they will be back in court to read the verdict.

$100 says not guilty.

My guess is they'll convict him of some minor charges, give him probation, and pound their chests about how there's no double standard.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 11:17 AM (xCA6C)

84 What about students that wear or display pro-transgender messaging... such as rainbow flags and other insignia that promote transgenderism and/or gay lifestyles? Is that considered "materially disruptive" to normal kids?

That would be considered both "stunning" and "brave."

Posted by: Your Federal Judiciary at June 11, 2024 11:18 AM (AR07F)

85 "What about students that wear or display pro-transgender messaging... such as rainbow flags and other insignia that promote transgenderism and/or gay lifestyles? Is that considered "materially disruptive" to normal kids?

Or course it isn't. This is the problem.
Posted by: Martini Farmer"

The worst is those guys with penguins on their shirts.

Posted by: fd at June 11, 2024 11:18 AM (vFG9F)

86 Hunter guilty on all charges.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2024 11:18 AM (FTjSO)

87 >>>When a top advisor to former President Barack Obama suggested he step down for the good of the country, Biden lashed out in private, calling the fellow Democrat a “prick.”
_//trendingpoliticsnews.com
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That suggests a level of cognition he doesn't have.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 11:19 AM (bQ/08)

88 Guilty on all counts

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2024 11:19 AM (7iAr4)

89
he said pussy
Posted by: AWFLs at June 11, 2024 11:17 AM (AR07F)

He should've said Poochie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)

90 GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES!

Posted by: fd at June 11, 2024 11:19 AM (vFG9F)

91 If you want a hearty laugh, remember that the origin of the word "verdict" is the Latin for

True Saying

Posted by: ... at June 11, 2024 11:19 AM (fiqmg)

92 Holy moly.

Posted by: fd at June 11, 2024 11:19 AM (vFG9F)

93 Guilty on all counts
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2024 11:19 AM (7iAr4)

*passes out from shock*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)

94 The worst is those guys with penguins on their shirts.

We gave you a choice, but did you choose wisely? You did not.

Posted by: Izod at June 11, 2024 11:19 AM (xCA6C)

95 My guess is they'll convict him of some minor charges, give him probation, and pound their chests about how there's no double standard.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 11:17 AM (xCA6C)

That's what I'm thinking. Then they'll use it to say "See we honor the Jury's decision unlike Trump !'

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2024 11:19 AM (Akjoo)

96 Joey shitting pants as we speak

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2024 11:19 AM (FTjSO)

97
Whaaaaaaat?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2024 11:19 AM (MoZTd)

98 >>> 83 The jury has reached a verdict in the hunter biden gun case. fox news reporting that "soon" they will be back in court to read the verdict.

$100 says not guilty.
==
My guess is they'll convict him of some minor charges, give him probation, and pound their chests about how there's no double standard.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 11:17 AM (xCA6C)

Where ever did you get that idea?

Posted by: Ray Epps at June 11, 2024 11:19 AM (llON8)

99 82 The jury has reached a verdict in the hunter biden gun case. fox news reporting that "soon" they will be back in court to read the verdict.

Interesting.

Usually, it's announced when the jury is heading back into the courtroom when they've reached a verdict.

Now we're reporting that they've reached a verdict before they're even headed back into the courtroom.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)

They need time to give the press a heads up…

Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2024 11:19 AM (PCK5/)

100 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That guy at June 11, 2024 11:20 AM (dg+HA)

101 See how great it is to be a pessimist and then be proven wrong?

Posted by: fd at June 11, 2024 11:20 AM (vFG9F)

102 Where is my fainting couch!

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 11:20 AM (p4NUW)

103 hunter guilty on all charges; papa gives gun control speech this afternoon where it will be used to screw all of us

Posted by: MAxIE at June 11, 2024 11:20 AM (twxj3)

104 Now poor Hunter has to wait until November 6th to get his pardon.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 11, 2024 11:20 AM (xPl2J)

105 GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES!

sentence is time served, plus the Amazon gift card for your trouble

Posted by: Your Federal Judiciary at June 11, 2024 11:20 AM (AR07F)

106 87 >>>When a top advisor to former President Barack Obama suggested he step down for the good of the country, Biden lashed out in private, calling the fellow Democrat a “prick.”
_//trendingpoliticsnews.com
--------------------------------

That suggests a level of cognition he doesn't have.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 11:19 AM (bQ/0

========

If there was leaked information about Trump calling a prominent black Republican a prick, it would lead the news for at least a week and be proof that he was racist, even if the invective isn't racial in nature.

But...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 11:20 AM (GBKbO)

107 “[The school] permissibly concluded that the shirt invades the rights of others,”

If any viewpoint attire is banned, all viewpoint attire must be banned. If your argument is that you cannot disrupt the primary role of the school by expressing an opinion, then no opinion may be expressed... by students or staff.

Anything else should be met with (comments censored so that I don't get banned).

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2024 11:20 AM (IUd0M)

108 Ten hours of community service.

Posted by: Max at June 11, 2024 11:20 AM (dg+HA)

109 What donna said.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 11, 2024 11:20 AM (/HDaX)

110 No shit… I am gobsmacked..

Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2024 11:20 AM (PCK5/)

111 sentence is time served, plus the Amazon gift card for your trouble
Posted by: Your Federal Judiciary at June 11, 2024 11:20 AM (AR07F)

And 14 more felony charges against Trump.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 11:21 AM (Zz0t1)

112 He's a first time offender.

Posted by: Go easy at June 11, 2024 11:21 AM (dg+HA)

113
Runaway jury!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2024 11:21 AM (MoZTd)

114 Cue all of the "Joe Biden is devastated" news reports.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 11, 2024 11:21 AM (xPl2J)

115 Jill could take him to the beach house and tell him "it's Sunday" every day for the rest of his life. Don't feel bad for him he asked for it. The shame is, so many people get away with propping him up.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 11:21 AM (bQ/08)

116 sentence is time served, plus the Amazon gift card for your trouble
Posted by: Your Federal Judiciary at June 11, 2024 11:20 AM (AR07F)

And 14 more felony charges against Trump.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

See this just proves that justice is blind and no one is above the law.
-MSM

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 11, 2024 11:21 AM (CIS44)

117 >>> 95 My guess is they'll convict him of some minor charges, give him probation, and pound their chests about how there's no double standard.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 11:17 AM (xCA6C)

That's what I'm thinking. Then they'll use it to say "See we honor the Jury's decision unlike Trump !'
Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2024 11:19 AM (Akjoo)

Hmmm..... odds this gets turned over on appeal before the elections? (Not like it would impede Brandon's "campaign" either way)

Does this *increase* the odds that OrangeManBad will be in prison on July 12th?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 11:21 AM (llON8)

118 $100 says not guilty.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Let's see...Biden won about 88% of the vote their in 2020, so yeah. Law on political figures isn't based on guilt or innocence...it's based off demographics in the district the jury is from. And Dems know how to play the game.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 11, 2024 11:22 AM (JCZqz)

119 Immediately my mind goes to “ what the hell are they up to”…

Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2024 11:22 AM (PCK5/)

120 So, stompy Flaming Skull in three...two...one...?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 11, 2024 11:22 AM (T+Iwg)

121 Hunter found guilty.

Posted by: Cosda at June 11, 2024 11:22 AM (o9gPs)

122 Except...the federal judiciary is immensely powerful, and its decisions are often immediate. Absent an overhaul of the impeachment system for removing federal judges, we must continue to pay attention to the chaotic and patronage-filled process of appointing them.
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I'm gonna have to just go ahead and, kind of, disagree with ya there...

See, federal judges don't have their own troops. Even the SS and Gestapo rely mainly on local cops for support.

People forget that when the ATF started shooting at the Branch Davidians, it was the ATF who lost 2 Blackhawk attack helicopters, 4 dead agents, and 16 wounded.

The Davidians weren't even prepared for the initial assault.

Keeping Free States free really should be our primary focus. People lament the fall of the Republic, but honestly, look at what it had become. Federalism is what is keeping us safe right now and it is federalism that will help us moving forward. We need Governors who will for State Compacts with Governors from other Free States.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at June 11, 2024 11:22 AM (KKUSA)

123 call me extremely disappointed.

Barstool tracked down the Edmonton fan who flashed after a goal the other night and, no, she said her breasts are not real.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 11, 2024 11:22 AM (EAdBB)

124 "This is proof that the DOJ is run by Trump cultists."
-DU, 99.999993% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 11:22 AM (GBKbO)

125 Does this *increase* the odds that OrangeManBad will be in prison on July 12th?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 11:21 AM (llON

I'm guessing yes

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2024 11:22 AM (Akjoo)

126 The patronage system meant, if the Democrats lost one election cycle, you’d get, say, a new postmaster. Presumably a Republican.

Whether that was an improvement or not, it was evidence that Voting matters. Government employees were not Union - although for reasons ai don’t under stand the Letter Carriers did have a union.

Even FDR thought allowing fhe federal workforce to unionize was a whole bunch of crazy. Think about that. Government jobs didn’t pay all that well back in the day. But it was steady employment.

It seems quaint now, but they recognized resources were not unlimited and had actual budgets and the rest of it.

I can still hear the squeek (probably had its own NSN) that the Government Issue chair had to sit at the Government Issue desk. They were in use from the 1950s till the 1990s at least.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 11, 2024 11:22 AM (6F7eb)

127 What if a kid wore a shit with the message "Bong Hits For Gender?"

Posted by: Oddbob at June 11, 2024 11:23 AM (/y8xj)

128 Holy FUCK!!!!

Guilty on all charges.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 11, 2024 11:23 AM (QNSds)

129 Human beings ... have sex

I'm married.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2024 11:23 AM (IUd0M)

130 Hunter is found guilty. Joe has stated that he will not pardon his son.

This will be used to say "NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW" and Trump will be sentenced to prison.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 11:23 AM (Zz0t1)

131 I'm sure there's a catch. Maybe a mistrial after it's found that one of the jurors owns a MAGA hat.

Posted by: fd at June 11, 2024 11:23 AM (vFG9F)

132 96 Joey shitting pants as we speak
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Sure, but how will he react to the Hunter verdict?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 11, 2024 11:23 AM (JCZqz)

133
Must be a programming error.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2024 11:24 AM (MoZTd)

134 What if a kid wore a shit with the message "Bong Hits For Gender?"
Posted by: Oddbob at June 11, 2024 11:23 AM (/y8xj)

Or the old Rush Limbaugh classic

"Donate to the Addadictome Foundation"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 11:24 AM (Zz0t1)

135 130 Hunter is found guilty. Joe has stated that he will not pardon his son.

Did he say he wouldn't commute the sentence ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2024 11:24 AM (Akjoo)

136 call me extremely disappointed.

Barstool tracked down the Edmonton fan who flashed after a goal the other night and, no, she said her breasts are not real.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Damn. I guess that's why she flashed them. A former flat-chester showing off.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 11, 2024 11:24 AM (v6JzV)

137 Light up that skull, ace.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 11, 2024 11:24 AM (iRX3h)

138 Joey shitting pants as we speak
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Sure, but how will he react to the Hunter verdict?

Heh.

Posted by: Izod at June 11, 2024 11:24 AM (xCA6C)

139 ]Joey shitting pants as we speak
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Wow. Really going out on a limb THERE, buddy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 11:24 AM (Zz0t1)

140 Guilty on all charges.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 11, 2024 11:23 AM (QNSds)

It's to distract us from the real crimes...the selling of the vice presidency and the presidency.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 11, 2024 11:24 AM (d9fT1)

141 >>> 122
==
Keeping Free States free really should be our primary focus. People lament the fall of the Republic, but honestly, look at what it had become. Federalism is what is keeping us safe right now and it is federalism that will help us moving forward. We need Governors who will for State Compacts with Governors from other Free States.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at June 11, 2024 11:22 AM (KKUSA)

iao Johnson is right!

Ron "Death" Santis sets a good example for other supposedly R governors in ~~reddish~~ American states.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 11:24 AM (llON8)

142 Community service in a drug addiction treatment center.

Posted by: Sounds about right at June 11, 2024 11:24 AM (dg+HA)

143 127 What if a kid wore a shit with the message "Bong Hits For Gender?"
Posted by: Oddbob

That's cool, but if it's "for Jesus", it's unacceptable. Separation of Church and State!!!

Posted by: Modern Leftist Educators at June 11, 2024 11:25 AM (JCZqz)

144 “In such circumstances, we think it was reasonable for Middleborough to forecast that a message displayed throughout the school day denying the existence of the gender identities of transgender and gender non-conforming students would have a serious negative impact on those students’ ability to concentrate on their classroom work,” Therefore, until these people are cured of their delusions, we hereby remand them to the custody of the mental institutions of this state.

There. Fixed it for them.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 11, 2024 11:25 AM (0eaVi)

145 Make it the crackhead skull.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 11, 2024 11:25 AM (iRX3h)

146 Of course, it IS possible that the powers decided that throwing Hunter under the bus was necessary… sort of gets rid of several problems or impediments to the Plan.

Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2024 11:25 AM (PCK5/)

147 Verdict rendered... but sentencing is where it's at.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2024 11:25 AM (Q4IgG)

148 131 I'm sure there's a catch. Maybe a mistrial after it's found that one of the jurors owns a MAGA hat.
Posted by: fd at June 11, 2024 11:23 AM (vFG9F)

Heck, one of the jurors admitted to being an acquaintance of DOCTOR Jill Biden and still made the panel, so having a Trump voter on the jury might make a mistrial based on jury bias a hard row to hoe.

Posted by: Octochicken at June 11, 2024 11:25 AM (oCS0o)

149
It's to distract us from the real crimes...the selling of the vice presidency and the presidency.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 11, 2024 11:24 AM (d9fT1)

Also, this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 11:26 AM (Zz0t1)

150 Of course, it IS possible that the powers decided that throwing Hunter under the bus was necessary… sort of gets rid of several problems or impediments to the Plan.
Posted by: tubal at

also "see the laptop is just about hunter and has nothing to do with Joe"

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 11, 2024 11:26 AM (CIS44)

151
Community service in a ~~drug addiction treatment center~~ pharmacy.

Fix'd

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2024 11:26 AM (MoZTd)

152 They're fake, but they're spectacular.

Posted by: Paid good money for them at June 11, 2024 11:26 AM (dg+HA)

153 >>> 142 Community service in a drug addiction treatment center.
Posted by: Sounds about right at June 11, 2024 11:24 AM (dg+HA)

Preceded by 7 days hard time in some Club Fed.

Poor baby!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 11:26 AM (llON8)

154 lol they're really trying to excise these Bidens from the WH aren't they?

won't work lol as if Jill cares about Joe's kids

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 11, 2024 11:26 AM (s3qiR)

155 Heck, one of the jurors admitted to being an acquaintance of DOCTOR Jill Biden and still made the panel, so having a Trump voter on the jury might make a mistrial based on jury bias a hard row to hoe.
Posted by: Octochicken at June 11, 2024 11:25 AM (oCS0o)

It's in Joe's home state of Delaware.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 11:26 AM (Zz0t1)

156 watch they'll use it to require mandatory drug testing before all gun purchases

Posted by: MAxIE at June 11, 2024 11:27 AM (twxj3)

157 Hunter will enjoy prison. Jailhouse hooch, grape or apple jelly for salad tossing, commissary trips for chocolate honey buns and expresso coffee mix, Jpay emails to all his loved ones and shower sex in singles and in groups while the guards watch.

It will be the best time of his life.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 11, 2024 11:27 AM (XRpj3)

158 Unemployment figures didn’t used to include federal employees nor the military. Why would you, unless you want to goose the numbers. (Nor farmers and ranchers.) A much more pure metric of economic output measurement.

Accounting tricks over the years. By 1968, government finances in tatters, they passed “Unified Budgeting” and moved all the IOUs of IOUs from Social Security over to the General Fund and Voila!!

Budget looks great!! Happy Days Are Here Again

Posted by: Common Tater at June 11, 2024 11:27 AM (6F7eb)

159 Maybe the plan is now Joe will retire to spend more time with his family.

Posted by: fd at June 11, 2024 11:27 AM (vFG9F)

160 >>>When a top advisor to former President Barack Obama suggested he step down for the good of the country, Biden lashed out in private, calling the fellow Democrat a “prick.”
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Bullshit. He called him much worse.
Biden has and still regularly uses the n-word.
You think it's not odd that none of his personal staff are black?

When he slips into his dementia rage, it peppers the rant like shotgun blasts.
That's why his staff are so strict, why they stand in petrified dread at every speech-- they see how-- more and more-- he curses and drops racial slurs.

And now, with Hunter convicted, he's going to break.
Good.
Fuck him.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 11, 2024 11:27 AM (g9W3m)

161 call me extremely disappointed.

Barstool tracked down the Edmonton fan who flashed after a goal the other night and, no, she said her breasts are not real.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 11, 2024 11:22 AM (EAdBB)

As in totally fake, or better living through chemistry?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2024 11:27 AM (YrMFo)

162 I'm gonna have to just go ahead and, kind of, disagree with ya there...

See, federal judges don't have their own troops. Even the SS and Gestapo rely mainly on local cops for support.

People forget that when the ATF started shooting at the Branch Davidians, it was the ATF who lost 2 Blackhawk attack helicopters, 4 dead agents, and 16 wounded.

The Davidians weren't even prepared for the initial assault.

Keeping Free States free really should be our primary focus. People lament the fall of the Republic, but honestly, look at what it had become. Federalism is what is keeping us safe right now and it is federalism that will help us moving forward. We need Governors who will for State Compacts with Governors from other Free States.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at June 11, 2024 11:22 AM (KKUSA)

Guys, guys, you don't have to worry about the Supreme Court because you can always form and insular cult, go full Alamo, and let your kids be turned into charcoal.

Posted by: Great Moments in HQ Intellectual History at June 11, 2024 11:27 AM (v9Ghg)

163 Joke is shitting his pants not over the verdict but because of all the corruption laid bare on the computer.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2024 11:27 AM (7iAr4)

164 146 Of course, it IS possible that the powers decided that throwing Hunter under the bus was necessary… sort of gets rid of several problems or impediments to the Plan.
Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2024 11:25 AM (PCK5/)

Just think of all the "Biden is anguished by his son's conviction but refuses to pardon him because of his steadfast commitment to the rule of law" slobberfests the MSM can publish between now and November.

Posted by: Octochicken at June 11, 2024 11:28 AM (oCS0o)

165 It may be necessary to channel our inner Andrew Jackson in response to these judicial pronouncements: the Hawaiian judge has made his decision; let him enforce it.

Posted by: BUTCH at June 11, 2024 11:28 AM (0APJ3)

166 Biden vapor locks at a Juneteenth celebration. He looks like a poorly animated crash test dummy.

https://tinyurl.com/5c67wwfp
Posted by: Maj. Healey

What in the Wide World of F*** is that sequined clad fag to the right of Swallowala?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2024 11:28 AM (GZsmd)

167 Be interesting to see if the Biden campaign stops calling Trump a convicted felon now.

Don't be distracted. They threw Hunter under the bus on this relatively minor charge to take the focus off the much bigger corruption the entire Biden Crime Family was involved with selling out this country for years.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2024 11:28 AM (LkLld)

168 >>> 166 Biden vapor locks at a Juneteenth celebration. He looks like a poorly animated crash test dummy.

https://tinyurl.com/5c67wwfp
Posted by: Maj. Healey

What in the Wide World of F*** is that sequined clad fag to the right of Swallowala?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2024 11:28 AM (GZsmd)

Stan respects its pronouns, h8ter!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 11:29 AM (llON8)

169 Guilty on all counts
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2024 11:19 AM (7iAr4)

Wow. They really want Biden gone. Oh, well, Presidential pardon time.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2024 11:29 AM (IUd0M)

170 Barstool tracked down the Edmonton fan who flashed after a goal the other night and, no, she said her breasts are not real.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Not only is she pretty hot, she might just be a badass.

Kate, who works on a Canadian oil field, also went on to address the question “a lot of people had.”

“No they are not,” she said when asked if her breasts were real.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 11:29 AM (Zz0t1)

171 I didn't think it was gonna happen but I'm thinking Joke is gonna step down, or get pushed out.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2024 11:29 AM (7iAr4)

172 >>>Damn. I guess that's why she flashed them. A former flat-chester showing off.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Her self worth wrapped up in a pair of twenty dollar titties.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 11:29 AM (bQ/08)

173 Joke is shitting his pants not over the verdict but because of all the corruption laid bare on the computer.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2024 11:27 AM

And the best part is that the laptop has been admitted into evidence and the fib certified that yes it is genuine and everything on it is accurate and true.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 11, 2024 11:30 AM (QNSds)

174 What in the Wide World of F*** is that sequined clad fag to the right of Swallowala?
Posted by: Tonypete

This looks like a job for....!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 11, 2024 11:30 AM (JCZqz)

175 I want my flaming skull.

Posted by: Henry O at June 11, 2024 11:30 AM (X5Mi4)

176 If Hunter gets a light sentence every ATF crime will be appealed under equal protection. All ATF gun crimes will need to be adjudicated using the sentence as a baseline!

Who am I kidding...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 11, 2024 11:30 AM (1iANR)

177 >>> 171 I didn't think it was gonna happen but I'm thinking Joke is gonna step down, or get pushed out.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2024 11:29 AM (7iAr4)

When Hilzebub, Kamaladingdong and DOCTOR Jill fight, can they *all* lose?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 11:30 AM (llON8)

178 But Hunter was just turning his life around.

Posted by: Local Delaware TV station at June 11, 2024 11:31 AM (dg+HA)

179 Her self worth wrapped up in a pair of twenty dollar titties.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 11:29 AM (bQ/0

If it was that cheap I'd have them do surgery to put mine back up where they used to be...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2024 11:31 AM (Akjoo)

180 Biden has and still regularly uses the n-word.
You think it's not odd that none of his personal staff are black?

In the Juneteenth premature celebration video, he's standing next to a large black man with whom he says something to and fistbumps......

Just saying.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 11:31 AM (Zz0t1)

181 Joke is shitting his pants not over the verdict but because of all the corruption laid bare on the computer.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2024 11:27 AM

And the best part is that the laptop has been admitted into evidence and the fib certified that yes it is genuine and everything on it is accurate and true.

Indeed.

Posted by: That guy who thinks saying "indeed" means it's now true at June 11, 2024 11:31 AM (xCA6C)

182 172 Her self worth wrapped up in a pair of twenty dollar titties.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 11:29 AM (bQ/0

=======

Dolley has decided to watch all of the reality show Botched about people going to a plastic surgeon to fix terrible plastic surgery jobs.

Many of them are women with boobs in just the worst state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 11:31 AM (GBKbO)

183 Doc Biden, sitting in the courtroom, taking notes. Jury intimidation? It didn't work. Retardo visiting the star witness. Witness intimidation? It didn't work.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 11, 2024 11:31 AM (V5eKu)

184 I want my flaming skull.
Posted by: Henry O at June 11, 2024 11:30 AM

You'll get nothing and like it!

Posted by: Judge Smails at June 11, 2024 11:31 AM (OqmFe)

185 But it is so much better and easier to simply quit politics. It worked for us! Try it!

Posted by: Venezuelan opposition to Nicolas Maduro at June 11, 2024 11:31 AM (8sMut)

186 And the best part is that the laptop has been admitted into evidence and the fib certified that yes it is genuine and everything on it is accurate and true.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 11, 2024 11:30 AM (QNSds)

Yeah, but it's not true true.

Posted by: Whoopie Goldbricks at June 11, 2024 11:32 AM (wE/O3)

187 A hood rat that got caught for the same thing would be out in 3 months or less.

Posted by: fd at June 11, 2024 11:32 AM (vFG9F)

188 Billy Porter was the man in the dress… prominent black homosexual actor.

Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2024 11:32 AM (PCK5/)

189 Not only is she pretty hot, she might just be a badass.

Kate, who works on a Canadian oil field, also went on to address the question “a lot of people had.”

Posted by: Sponge

Insert 'drilling', 'pipe', 'roughneck' and 'blow out preventer' jokes here.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2024 11:32 AM (GZsmd)

190 When Hilzebub, Kamaladingdong and DOCTOR Jill fight, can they *all* lose?

I'm thinking mud wrestling. Okay, mud laced with Polonium, but still mud.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 11:32 AM (xCA6C)

191 Hunter did something the Gope couldn't do. Takes out Dad.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2024 11:32 AM (7iAr4)

192 This ought to be a hoot.

@_johnnymaga
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Biden’s scheduled to give remarks at a gun safety event in 2 hours

His son was just convicted of federal gun crimes

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2024 11:33 AM (LkLld)

193 86 Hunter guilty on all charges.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2024 11:18 AM (FTjSO)

Oh my!

Posted by: GeorgeTakei at June 11, 2024 11:33 AM (wyMQY)

194 >>> 190 When Hilzebub, Kamaladingdong and DOCTOR Jill fight, can they *all* lose?
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I'm thinking mud wrestling. Okay, mud laced with Polonium, but still mud.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 11:32 AM (xCA6C)

I'm Helena Handbasket, and I approve this message.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 11:33 AM (llON8)

195 192 This ought to be a hoot.

@_johnnymaga
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Biden’s scheduled to give remarks at a gun safety event in 2 hours

His son was just convicted of federal gun crimes
Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2024 11:33 AM (LkLld)

Oooh, I do so love the irony…

Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2024 11:34 AM (PCK5/)

196 >>>The jury returned guilty verdicts on all three charges, which stemmed from a (((-revolver-))) Hunter Biden bought in October 2018 at a Delaware gun shop.
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Memory tells me the laptop photos are him with a (((-semi-auto-))).

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 11:34 AM (bQ/08)

197 Bribe'em speech cancelled in 3 2 1

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2024 11:34 AM (7iAr4)

198 If it was that cheap I'd have them do surgery to put mine back up where they used to be...
Posted by: It's me donna

Until such time, I'm sure more than a few Morons would be willing to lend a hand (or two!) to help you out.

We're givers!!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2024 11:34 AM (GZsmd)

199 Yeah, but he wasn't convicted, convicted.

Posted by: Whoopi at June 11, 2024 11:34 AM (dg+HA)

200 Memory tells me the laptop photos are him with a (((-semi-auto-))).

Did it have the thing that goes up?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 11:35 AM (xCA6C)

201 Could this be "the reason" *biden has "taken himself out of the presidential race" so he can "spend more time with his drug addicted felon of a son?"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2024 11:35 AM (Q4IgG)

202 >>> 196 >>>The jury returned guilty verdicts on all three charges, which stemmed from a (((-revolver-))) Hunter Biden bought in October 2018 at a Delaware gun shop.
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Memory tells me the laptop photos are him with a (((-semi-auto-))).

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 11:34 AM (bQ/0

Wrong! It was a 20-mm high-capacity assault revolver!

Posted by: presstitues at June 11, 2024 11:35 AM (llON8)

203 ...we cannot say that in this instance the Constitution assigns the sensitive (and potentially consequential) judgment about what would make ‘an environment conducive to learning’...“[The school] permissibly concluded that the shirt invades the rights of others,” Judge Talwani said before quoting Tinker. “Schools can prohibit speech that is in ‘collision with the rights of others to be secure and be let alone.’"

Great! Ban the rainbow shirts, the 52+ Gender shirts, the Satanist shirts, the "From River to Sea" shirts and so forth; Somebody finds them offensive and in "Collision with the rights of others to be secure and be let alone". In fact, this is the best argument for school uniforms I've ever heard.

Assholes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2024 11:35 AM (ynpvh)

204 Hunter did something the Gope couldn't do. Takes out Dad.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2024 11:32 AM (7iAr4)

Do you think so? The loving anguished father? The morally decent man who will always so the right thing even if it means letting his son face punishment?

Posted by: ... at June 11, 2024 11:35 AM (fiqmg)

205 I don’t think the founders wanted or anticipated that the judicial branch would have so much power. They wanted the legislative branch to have the most…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 11, 2024 11:35 AM (JNT5L)

206 >>>Kate, who works on a Canadian oil field

Look out for that gusher.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 11, 2024 11:35 AM (xPl2J)

207 199 Yeah, but he wasn't convicted, convicted.
Posted by: Whoopi at June 11, 2024 11:34 AM (dg+HA)

No, he really really was convicted- convicted… bitch.

Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2024 11:35 AM (PCK5/)

208 Memory tells me the laptop photos are him with a (((-semi-auto-))).

Did it have the thing that goes up?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 11:35 AM

No it was the shoulder thingy....

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 11, 2024 11:36 AM (QNSds)

209 88 Guilty on all counts
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2024 11:19 AM (7iAr4)

He’ll be sentenced to standing in a corner for 15 minutes.

The judge, prosecuting attorney and jurors will be arrested for crimes against the State, crimes against the People, and crimes against the State and the People.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 11:36 AM (8sMut)

210 Kate, who works on a Canadian oil field, also went on to address the question “a lot of people had.”

“No they are not,” she said when asked if her breasts were real.

Posted by: Sponge

So, did AOP have anything to do with this?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 11, 2024 11:36 AM (v6JzV)

211 172 Her self worth wrapped up in a pair of twenty dollar titties.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 11:29 AM

Slightly more that $20, but I need to stand corrected on my recent criticism of fake boobs. One of my good friend’s husband is a plastic surgeon and he showed me the 3 newest types - each one for a specific purpose and darned if those things don’t feel real. Nothing like the past.

No, I was not looking to get them. Of I spend that kind of money it will be fir something else. Yes, when your friend’s husband is a plastic surgeon, it lends to very weird conversations. But I love them both dearly.

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 11:36 AM (p4NUW)

212 I don’t think the founders wanted or anticipated that the judicial branch would have so much power. They wanted the legislative branch to have the most…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at J

Ya but we are lazy and only in it for the graft.
-Congress

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 11, 2024 11:36 AM (CIS44)

213 201 Could this be "the reason" *biden has "taken himself out of the presidential race" so he can "spend more time with his drug addicted felon of a son?"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2024 11:35 AM (Q4IgG)

And we get Kamala ? Don't see how they can toss her for someone else say Newsom ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2024 11:36 AM (Akjoo)

214 "Lying on the form is a felony punishable by up to 10 years in prison. For being a user of unlawful drugs in possession of a firearm, the punishment is up to five years. The odds of being charged for lying on the form are virtually nonexistent. In the 2019 fiscal year, when Hunter Biden purchased his gun, federal prosecutors received 478 referrals for lying on Form 4473 — and filed just 298 cases. The numbers were roughly similar for fiscal 2020. At issue is when Biden answered “no” on the question that asks about unlawful drug use and addiction when purchasing a gun. Biden had been discharged five years earlier from the Navy Reserve for drug use and based on his 2021 memoir, he was actively using crack cocaine in the year he bought the gun. The data do not show how many people might have been prosecuted for falsely answering the question about active drug use. A 1990 Justice Department study noted how difficult it was to bring cases against people who falsely answer questions on the form, especially because there is no paper trail for drug abusers like there is for felons." From Criminal Justice News June 9th, 2024

Posted by: whig at June 11, 2024 11:36 AM (/0X3E)

215
Smartest guy Joey knows.

Must be a frame up, the laptop being Russian disinformation.

Posted by: Auspex at June 11, 2024 11:36 AM (j4U/Z)

216
If it was that cheap I'd have them do surgery to put mine back up where they used to be...
Posted by: It's me donna

To pull Nanzee's up she'd have a huge top knot on top of her head and her eye brows will be above her current hairline.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 11, 2024 11:37 AM (1iANR)

217 >>> 204 Hunter did something the Gope couldn't do. Takes out Dad.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2024 11:32 AM (7iAr4)

Do you think so? The loving anguished father? The morally decent man who will always so the right thing even if it means letting his son face punishment?
Posted by: ... at June 11, 2024 11:35 AM (fiqmg)

Or, will we soon be hearing stories of Hunter's tragic death defending the Libyan Embassy, fighting in KEEEV, or and...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 11:37 AM (llON8)

218 They wanted the legislative branch to have the most…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 11, 2024 11:35 AM (JNT5L)

Congress doesn’t. They are very happy to give their power to the bureaucracy. Saves them from making hard decisions. The Founders sure didn’t see that coming.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 11:37 AM (8sMut)

219 I’m not gonna gloat or be happy about the Hunter verdict…. The Trump trial has made a mockery of the whole system. I’d almost rather see EVERY defendant acquitted

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 11, 2024 11:37 AM (JNT5L)

220 184 I want my flaming skull.
Posted by: Henry O at June
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I want my Jet Pack.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 11:37 AM (bQ/08)

221 One of my good friend’s husband is a plastic surgeon and he showed me the 3 newest types - each one for a specific purpose and darned if those things don’t feel real. Nothing like the past.

Did he say if they are of a different material? Why do they feel differently?

Yes, I'm a materials guy.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 11:37 AM (xCA6C)

222 What in the Wide World of F*** is that sequined clad fag to the right of Swallowala?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2024 11:28 AM (GZsmd)

I had not watched the video. This comment validates my choice.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2024 11:37 AM (IUd0M)

223 174 What in the Wide World of F*** is that sequined clad fag to the right of Swallowala?
Posted by: Tonypete

This looks like a job for....!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar

Ok...after a bit of research, it appears he's an "actor" named Billy Porter. He's fabulous, and HIV positive.

https://tinyurl.com/ys2ekuw9

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 11, 2024 11:38 AM (+tKFF)

224 Yes, when your friend’s husband is a plastic surgeon, it lends to very weird conversations. But I love them both dearly.
Posted by: Piper

Mom was a Labor and Delivery nurse who worked midnights. I can't begin to tell you what we all heard at breakfast as kids.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2024 11:38 AM (GZsmd)

225 Jill Biden cries. Hunty's guilty guilty guilty.

No one is above the law. Heh.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 11, 2024 11:38 AM (ZtgZZ)

226 Yep. It's a boob thread.

Posted by: As always at June 11, 2024 11:38 AM (dg+HA)

227 216
If it was that cheap I'd have them do surgery to put mine back up where they used to be...
Posted by: It's me donna

To pull Nanzee's up she'd have a huge top knot on top of her head and her eye brows will be above her current hairline.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 11, 2024 11:37 AM (1iANR)

Imagine, if you will, Nancy P. floating naked, weightless in space…

Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2024 11:38 AM (PCK5/)

228 He’ll be sentenced to standing in a corner for 15 minutes.

The judge, prosecuting attorney and jurors will be arrested for crimes against the State, crimes against the People, and crimes against the State and the People.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 11:36 AM

I doubt that he will spend a day in jail but that's not the point. What he will have is probation and during any probation on federal charges he will be subject to mandatory drug testing. IIRC it starts day one and he has to get tested every week for the first six months or so.

No way hunter biden can stay clean for six months.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 11, 2024 11:38 AM (QNSds)

229 Now let's use the laptop to go after the rest of the family.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 11, 2024 11:38 AM (ZtgZZ)

230 7m
Biden’s scheduled to give remarks at a gun safety event in 2 hours

His son was just convicted of federal gun crimes
Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2024 11:33 AM (LkLld)

Who says G_d doesn't have a sense of humor.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 11, 2024 11:38 AM (qZEuM)

231 Kumala would only be in office for about 5 months. Sure, she can fuck up a lot in a short time, but so can Joke.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2024 11:39 AM (7iAr4)

232 I’m not gonna gloat or be happy about the Hunter verdict….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 11, 2024 11:37 AM (JNT5L)

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I'm mostly just shocked they actually convicted him.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 11, 2024 11:39 AM (DRSnL)

233 >>> 218 They wanted the legislative branch to have the most…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 11, 2024 11:35 AM (JNT5L)

Congress doesn’t. They are very happy to give their power to the bureaucracy. Saves them from making hard decisions. The Founders sure didn’t see that coming.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 11:37 AM (8sMut)

Have you seen our net worth? It's *all* due to our brilliant investment skills!

Posted by: congresscritters at June 11, 2024 11:39 AM (llON8)

234 "And we get Kamala ? Don't see how they can toss her for someone else say Newsom ?
Posted by: It's me donna"

I want it to be Kamala. If Trump loses to her we might as well go full Idiocracy.

Posted by: fd at June 11, 2024 11:39 AM (vFG9F)

235 >>>If it was that cheap I'd have them do surgery to put mine back up where they used to be...
Posted by: It's me donna
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Hey, they are yours. Go for it.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 11:39 AM (bQ/08)

236 To pull Nanzee's up she'd have a huge top knot on top of her head and her eye brows will be above her current hairline.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Can't remember if it was Joan Rivers or Phyllis Diller that said "If I have one more facelift, I'll have a goatee."

Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2024 11:39 AM (GZsmd)

237 Keep those opinions to yourself. [CBD]

Posted by: TC at June 11, 2024 11:39 AM (FjlUt)

238 Won't serve a single day.

Will get presidential pardon

Will get $3 mil book advance to tell his tale of redemption.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 11, 2024 11:39 AM (rsqyi)

239 167 Be interesting to see if the Biden campaign stops calling Trump a convicted felon now.

Don't be distracted. They threw Hunter under the bus on this relatively minor charge to take the focus off the much bigger corruption the entire Biden Crime Family was involved with selling out this country for years.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Could be the Deep State wants Biden to step down as nominee. He hit a new low in presidential approval not seen since Truman for a prezzie capable of running for reelection (Bush and Nixon were worse in their second term but not eligible for another term).

Posted by: whig at June 11, 2024 11:40 AM (/0X3E)

240 I stand corrected : Joey shitting his pants as we speak... more than usual

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2024 11:40 AM (FTjSO)

241 >>> 234 "And we get Kamala ? Don't see how they can toss her for someone else say Newsom ?
Posted by: It's me donna"

I want it to be Kamala. If Trump loses to her we might as well go full Idiocracy.
Posted by: fd at June 11, 2024 11:39 AM (vFG9F)

We're ready... for whoever.

Posted by: Stalin's Vote Counters at June 11, 2024 11:40 AM (llON8)

242 Who says G_d doesn't have a sense of humor.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 11, 2024 11:38 AM

If we needed more proof than the platypus...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 11, 2024 11:40 AM (OqmFe)

243 Kumala would only be in office for about 5 months. Sure, she can fuck up a lot in a short time, but so can Joke.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2024 11:39 AM (7iAr4)

It would simply be the completion of Owebama's 3rd term. Nothing would change. At all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 11:40 AM (Zz0t1)

244 Won't serve a single day.

Will get presidential pardon

Will get $3 mil book advance to tell his tale of redemption.

No doubt, but he'll have blown the entire advance on drugs and hookers before writing a word.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 11:41 AM (xCA6C)

245 JackStraw, there are still the tax evasion charges.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2024 11:41 AM (7iAr4)

246 RMBS I was just going to type that...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 11, 2024 11:41 AM (PiwSw)

247 Glowie glowie glowie glowie glowie chameleonnn

Posted by: ... at June 11, 2024 11:41 AM (fiqmg)

248 I want my flaming skull.
Posted by: Henry O
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Ain't seen one in months. Maybe not this year. Thought he might have retired it.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 11, 2024 11:41 AM (Dm8we)

249 Get rid of Biden, run Kamala, she loses, Trump wins, the inevitable debacle of American history blamed on Trump…

Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2024 11:41 AM (PCK5/)

250 Joey shitting pants as we speak
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Sure, but how will he react to the Hunter verdict?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 11, 2024 11:23 AM (JCZqz)

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"I know what it's like to have a son die in prison."

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 11, 2024 11:41 AM (NGa9E)

251 And we get Kamala ? Don't see how they can toss her for someone else say Newsom ?
Posted by: It's me donna

It would be easy to replace Biden if he voluntarily stepped down. Cite health reasons or something...no problem, and would temporarily bump up Dem (and Biden's) positive polling.

Replacing with anyone but Kamala would be INCREDIBLY difficult, and seen as a slight to a large core of the Dem party's most reliable voters (black women). Plus, picking someone else (like Newsome) causes issues because other governors have their eyes on the White House (Whitmer).

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 11, 2024 11:41 AM (+tKFF)

252 220 184 I want my flaming skull.
Posted by: Henry O at June
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I want my Jet Pack.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 11:37 AM (bQ/0

Flaming jetpack with a skull on it? Probably not.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2024 11:42 AM (ynpvh)

253 Jill interrupted her Vacay in France for this ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2024 11:42 AM (Akjoo)

254 Yep. Glowie.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 11, 2024 11:42 AM (qZEuM)

255 So, did AOP have anything to do with this?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 11, 2024 11:36 AM (v6JzV)

I wish...

Silicone is a petroleum product, I guess. Downstream.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2024 11:42 AM (YrMFo)

256 He has a California jury for the tax charges.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 11, 2024 11:42 AM (xPl2J)

257 RMBS I was just going to type that...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 11, 2024 11:41 AM

Hordemind. Beautiful and terrible.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 11, 2024 11:42 AM (OqmFe)

258 224 Mom was a Labor and Delivery nurse who worked midnights. I can't begin to tell you what we all heard at breakfast as kids.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 11

I can imagine. He refused to do filler on my checks, though. Outright said nopity nope.

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 11:42 AM (pZEOD)

259 "I know what it's like to have a son die in prison."

Beau was undercover in Alcatraz when he was shanked by the Birdman.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 11:43 AM (xCA6C)

260 "Materially disrupt...what? The pleasure to believe that one is a girl when the objective reality is that one is a boy? What's next...no t-shirts displaying a round globe lest we disturb the stupidity of the flat-earthers?"

You know the point isn't the actual specific issue - the left believes in nothing but the left - it's in staking out as extreme and unpalatable a position as possible and then forcing people to conform to it.

The prog hierarchy at the top is established by who successfully dictates whatever the bullshit of the day is. The hierarchy in the middle is determined by who complies and/or denounces others most enthusiastically. Everyone else - just gets shit on to the maximum extent possible to serve as an example to the rest.

Posted by: somedood at June 11, 2024 11:43 AM (uGpeQ)

261 Yes, when your friend’s husband is a plastic surgeon, it lends to very weird conversations. But I love them both dearly.
Posted by: Piper

I understand, my nieces husband designs them, in his garage, and sells the designs all over the world. He also helps set up manufacturing facilities and helps with FDA approval.
Tough job, his wife and 2 daughter do *not* use any of his designs.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 11, 2024 11:43 AM (1iANR)

262
Hordemind. Beautiful and terrible.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 11, 2024 11:42 AM (OqmFe)

One day, you'll open the wrong door......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 11:43 AM (Zz0t1)

263 I don't have a crystal ball. But I think that, just beneath the surface, there is a boiling resentment toward the federal government in many parts of whatever this country is anymore.

I think that if one or two states elect enough bone-deep, give-zero-fucks radicals to spark a nullification crisis, it'll spread like a wildfire. Rebellion is contagious.

And if that happens, all bets are off... No matter how many tyranny-curious half-homos in black dresses get the vapors, it won't change a thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2024 11:43 AM (0FoWg)

264 253 Jill interrupted her Vacay in France for this ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2024 11:42 AM (Akjoo)

What if Jill was there to ensure the jury convicted Hunter?

They're done with him. He's useless. Caused his family enough pain and embarrassment to last a lifetime.

I know that none of this is true. Can't shame the shameless. But allow me to indulge in an alternative POV.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 11, 2024 11:43 AM (KbCG3)

265 The left is going to say See, no one is above the law. Trump being found guilty was righteous. Hunter will b e the sacrificial lamb. he will no longer be in t he news and save his dad from t he embarassment he was bringing to the Biden every time he showed up at an event.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 11, 2024 11:43 AM (t/2Uw)

266 "He refused to do filler on my checks, though. Outright said nopity nope.
Posted by: Piper"

Well that would be fraud.

Posted by: fd at June 11, 2024 11:44 AM (vFG9F)

267 I want my Jet Pack.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 11:37 AM (bQ/0

Flaming jetpack with a skull on it? Probably not.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2024 11:42 AM

Jetpacks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62UjvbkZOuI

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 11, 2024 11:44 AM (OqmFe)

268 I understand, my nieces husband designs them, in his garage, and sells the designs all over the world. He also helps set up manufacturing facilities and helps with FDA approval.
Tough job, his wife and 2 daughter do *not* use any of his designs.

They certainly have good uses, especially for women who've undergone mastectomies. Other than that, though, I'm generally not a fan.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 11:45 AM (xCA6C)

269 Ironically, the 5th Circuit just recently held that a federal law banning possession of firearms by a drug user was unconstitutional. That is count 3 of Hunter's conviction. Decision did not reach whether the GCA of 1968's 4473 penalties for making false statements is unconstitutional as well (Counts 1 and 2).

Posted by: whig at June 11, 2024 11:45 AM (/0X3E)

270 A few months back I said I thought Joey's way out was resigning in grief after Hunter OD'd . I don't think I'm that far off

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2024 11:45 AM (FTjSO)

271 243 Kumala would only be in office for about 5 months. Sure, she can fuck up a lot in a short time, but so can Joke.
Posted by: Ben Had
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It wouldn't be any different. The shot callers are still in place.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 11:45 AM (bQ/08)

272 >>Could be the Deep State wants Biden to step down as nominee. He hit a new low in presidential approval not seen since Truman for a prezzie capable of running for reelection (Bush and Nixon were worse in their second term but not eligible for another term).

Could very well be just that. My belief about this election is that Trump had to build a lead that was too big to rig and we seem to be heading in that direction. Joe shows no signs of getting smarter or less dementia addled and this summer could make the Summer Of Love look like a picnic, not just with the Antifa/BLM street muscle but with millions of illegals including some actual terrorists.

Kind of hard to see who would be dumb enough to step on the landmine and try to replace Biden's disastrous campaign but I suppose everyone has a price.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2024 11:45 AM (LkLld)

273 >>> 263 I don't have a crystal ball. But I think that, just beneath the surface, there is a boiling resentment toward the federal government in many parts of whatever this country is anymore.

I think that if one or two states elect enough bone-deep, give-zero-fucks radicals to spark a nullification crisis, it'll spread like a wildfire. Rebellion is contagious.

And if that happens, all bets are off... No matter how many tyranny-curious half-homos in black dresses get the vapors, it won't change a thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2024 11:43 AM (0FoWg)

Admiral Stockdale says hi.

I still think it will be something that looks trivial (at the time) that sets shit off.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 11:45 AM (llON8)

274 Could be the Deep State wants Biden to step down as nominee. He hit a new low in presidential approval not seen since Truman for a prezzie capable of running for reelection (Bush and Nixon were worse in their second term but not eligible for another term).

Posted by: whig at June 11, 2024 11:40 AM (/0X3E)

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THIS appears to be the plan as several of the leading Progda MDM-MSM organs over the past week and weekend have coordinated "news reports" where they've finally discovered that the Biden Crime Family may be corrupt.

The order has gone out to throw F. Joe Mugabe under the bus ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 11, 2024 11:45 AM (NGa9E)

275 Jetpacks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62UjvbkZOuI
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 11, 2024 11:44 AM (OqmFe)

"It be Snow, 100 ft. in the air, shootin' yo dick from the sky."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 11:46 AM (Zz0t1)

276 I understand, my nieces husband designs them, in his garage, and sells the designs all over the world. He also helps set up manufacturing facilities and helps with FDA approval.
Tough job, his wife and 2 daughter do *not* use any of his designs.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 11, 2024 11:43 AM (1iANR)

I never thought about this part of the supply chain! But whoever realized 1 size (and I don’t mean cup size, but hahah anyway) does not fit all is appreciated. There is rebuilding, there is lifting, and there is enhancing.

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 11:46 AM (pZEOD)

277 But enough about fake boobs. Let's talk about real ones.

Posted by: Is Joe Mannix in the house? at June 11, 2024 11:46 AM (dg+HA)

278 "It be Snow, 100 ft. in the air, shootin' yo dick from the sky."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 11:46 AM

I love the Action Figure Therapy channel.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 11, 2024 11:47 AM (Wnv9h)

279 274
THIS appears to be the plan as several of the leading Progda MDM-MSM organs over the past week and weekend have coordinated "news reports" where they've finally discovered that the Biden Crime Family may be corrupt.

The order has gone out to throw F. Joe Mugabe under the bus ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 11, 2024 11:45 AM (NGa9E)

This is worst case for us if we want Trump back in office.

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 11:47 AM (pZEOD)

280 >>JackStraw, there are still the tax evasion charges.

Yep. Another friendly venue but now that the seal has been broken and a Biden has been convicted he might just take another one in the neck.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2024 11:47 AM (LkLld)

281 263 I don't have a crystal ball. But I think that, just beneath the surface, there is a boiling resentment toward the federal government in many parts of whatever this country is anymore.

I think that if one or two states elect enough bone-deep, give-zero-fucks radicals to spark a nullification crisis, it'll spread like a wildfire. Rebellion is contagious.

And if that happens, all bets are off... No matter how many tyranny-curious half-homos in black dresses get the vapors, it won't change a thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I think that fear is at the basis of the majority of US voters not wanting Trump to put the Dems in jail for what they did in the last several years.

Essentially, the Republic is a teetering avalanche ready to roll downhill from the slightest push.

Posted by: whig at June 11, 2024 11:47 AM (/0X3E)

282 If we needed more proof than the platypus...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

They don't do much, you know.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 11, 2024 11:47 AM (v6JzV)

283 I still think it will be something that looks trivial (at the time) that sets shit off.

It usually is.

Posted by: Gavrilo Princip at June 11, 2024 11:48 AM (xCA6C)

284 "GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES!"

We told you to step down, Joe.

Posted by: D. State at June 11, 2024 11:48 AM (IHRQq)

285 You know about the cup sizes?

https://youtu.be/oP2SLjBTZ6w

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at June 11, 2024 11:48 AM (dg+HA)

286 How does this verdict pressure Biden at all? Wait a few months, and then, after the election, regardless of outcome, pardon Hunter. They can't touch him either way after the election, so what leverage does this give the deep state/Dem establishment over Biden?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 11, 2024 11:48 AM (JCZqz)

287
Yep. Another friendly venue but now that the seal has been broken and a Biden has been convicted he might just take another one in the neck.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2024 11:47 AM (LkLld)

Which will most likely lead to the disappearing of the bribery and selling out of the US by the Biden's because "Hunter's been punished enough."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 11:48 AM (Zz0t1)

288 >>> 272
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Kind of hard to see who would be dumb enough to step on the landmine and try to replace Biden's disastrous campaign but I suppose everyone has a price.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2024 11:45 AM (LkLld)

Now I want to see a Vegas odds list similar to the Superb Owl odds before the season starts.

Kamala? Newsom? Whitler? who else does the Horde think might be tapped?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 11:48 AM (llON8)

289 They certainly have good uses, especially for women who've undergone mastectomies. Other than that, though, I'm generally not a fan.
Posted by: Archimedes

The absolute best use is to give those women back their self images.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 11, 2024 11:48 AM (1iANR)

290 But enough about fake boobs. Let's talk about real ones.
Posted by: Is Joe Mannix in the house? at June 11, 2024 11:46 AM (dg+HA)

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Does getting half of them removed count as fake? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 11, 2024 11:48 AM (DRSnL)

291 Flaming jetpack with a skull on it? Probably not.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2024 11:42 AM

Jetpacks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62UjvbkZOuI
Posted by: RedMindBlueState a
-----------------------------------

My Jetpack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1SCu9yiBlo

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 11:49 AM (bQ/08)

292 Kamala? Newsom? Whitler? who else does the Horde think might be tapped?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 11:48 AM (llON

Disasters all...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2024 11:49 AM (Akjoo)

293 >>This is worst case for us if we want Trump back in office.

Rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. Nobody who is going to replace Joe will have a different platform to run on. It's not like anyone will believe Newsom or Whitmer are going to seal the border.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2024 11:49 AM (LkLld)

294 They don't do much, you know.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 11, 2024 11:47 AM (v6JzV)

They have venomous spurs on their legs. Pity the poor vet who has to palpitate a platypus.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2024 11:49 AM (YrMFo)

295 I don't know if I'd say Biden through Hunter under the bus. This whole trial wasn't supposed to happen at all. They wanted to sign the plea deal with blanket immunity.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 11, 2024 11:49 AM (pIfcn)

296 Did he say if they are of a different material? Why do they feel differently?
Yes, I'm a materials guy.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 11:37 AM (xCA6C)

You know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups. You got the A, B, C and the D.

That's the biggest.

Posted by: Frank Costanza at June 11, 2024 11:49 AM (XRpj3)

297 The Democrat party propped this corrupt MF up for 50 years and if he goes down for corruption, the whole party is vulnerable. He has to resign for "personal reasons".

Posted by: fd at June 11, 2024 11:50 AM (vFG9F)

298 "Kind of hard to see who would be dumb enough to step on the landmine and try to replace Biden's disastrous campaign"

You'd be pretty much a shoe-in for 2028 if you got the nomination now.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 11, 2024 11:50 AM (IHRQq)

299 Can it be that the people of Delaware are fed up with the Bidens too.

Posted by: morigu at June 11, 2024 11:50 AM (u7Nsa)

300 =====

Does getting half of them removed count as fake? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 11, 2024 11:48 AM (DRSnL)

I'm still waiting for the 'before' photos.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 11:50 AM (Zz0t1)

301 So, Hunter's verdict...

The blacks in DE sending Biden a message that they aren't happy...

If they were, I doubt Hunter would have ever been convicted, even with the slam-dunk case...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2024 11:50 AM (exHjb)

302 That's the biggest.
Posted by: Frank Costanza at June 11, 2024 11:49 AM (XRpj3)

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Um, nuh uh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 11, 2024 11:50 AM (DRSnL)

303 296 Did he say if they are of a different material? Why do they feel differently?
Yes, I'm a materials guy.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 11:37 AM (xCA6C)

You know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups. You got the A, B, C and the D.

That's the biggest.
Posted by: Frank Costanza at June 11, 2024 11:49 AM (XRpj3)

The best part is that he explains this after George says he knows about the sizes.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 11, 2024 11:50 AM (KbCG3)

304 Moron Analyst, the laptop being verified contains tons of info on Joke's corruption. The tax evasions charges will bring all of that out in the open.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2024 11:51 AM (7iAr4)

305 290
Does getting half of them removed count as fake? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 11, 2024 11:48 AM (DRSnL)

I am of the belief that you do what makes you happy and confident in your skin.

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 11:51 AM (p4NUW)

306 Hello, I'm looking for a flaming skull? Anyone?

Posted by: Candidus at June 11, 2024 11:51 AM (UryL6)

307 He's not going to slouch by and let the smartest guy he knows get matched into his gulag.

Posted by: torabora at June 11, 2024 11:51 AM (J5w+K)

308 Does getting half of them removed count as fake? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Jordan61

Talk about asymmetric!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 11, 2024 11:51 AM (1iANR)

309 I'm always a little surprised at how many people are willing to have elective surgery. However uncommon, someone has to be that person who has a bad anesthesia reaction, unexpectedly dies, or gets to enjoy malpractice (but not enjoy it much).

Posted by: But I Don't Trust Doctors at June 11, 2024 11:51 AM (wE/O3)

310 It was an open and shut case by all accounts. Maybe, just maybe, in DE, Biden Country, people got sick of a spoiled, arrogant brat. In another culture, another century, Hunter would be a remittance man, sent off to the farthest corner of the empire with just enough money provided to drink himself to death.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 11, 2024 11:51 AM (V5eKu)

311 Um, nuh uh.
Posted by: Jordan61

Thanks, Jordan. I was hoping someone would step in and clarify. I don't even get out of bed in the morning for smaller than double d.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 11, 2024 11:51 AM (IHRQq)

312 Hello, I'm looking for a flaming skull? Anyone?
Posted by: Candidus at June 11, 2024 11:51 AM (UryL6)

Ace doesn't wake up till noon......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 11:52 AM (Zz0t1)

313 172 Her self worth wrapped up in a pair of twenty dollar titties.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 11:29 AM (bQ/0

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Dolley has decided to watch all of the reality show Botched about people going to a plastic surgeon to fix terrible plastic surgery jobs.

Many of them are women with boobs in just the worst state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 11:31 AM (GBKbO)
________

I watched that show on NF and it's obvious that most of the patients are seriously mentally ill. And insanely reckless. Yea, let's go for complicated surgery to some hack butcher in a shithole in Mexico that's not even on the map.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2024 11:52 AM (iFTx/)

314 fd, I agree 1,000%

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2024 11:52 AM (7iAr4)

315 Austin, tonight I want a 2,000 pounder dropped on those 12 jurors in their beds! What? Shut up and do it, you ignorant f^cking sh!t head bastard! The judge too! And that Weiss weasel and that Garland sh!t weasel, too!

Posted by: Joe B. from Scanton at June 11, 2024 11:52 AM (5fDan)

316 I know all about the cup sizes.

Posted by: Sue Ellen Mischke at June 11, 2024 11:52 AM (dg+HA)

317 My dark horse to replace Biden: Governor Jay Inslee, progressive, stupid and incompetent, and just arrogant enough to try

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2024 11:52 AM (FTjSO)

318 >>> 281
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I think that fear is at the basis of the majority of US voters not wanting Trump to put the Dems in jail for what they did in the last several years.

Essentially, the Republic is a teetering avalanche ready to roll downhill from the slightest push.
Posted by: whig at June 11, 2024 11:47 AM (/0X3E)

While I'm skeptical of polls, I can see this being true as most people (thanks enemedia!) don't have any fcking clue just how evil the derp state pukes are. otoh I think the last few years have been revealing for many, and those who have done the worst *must* be held accountable one way or another, to prevent this from happening again (well, any time soon, because human nature is messed up).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 11:53 AM (llON8)

319 My dark horse to replace Biden: Governor Jay Inslee, progressive, stupid and incompetent, and just arrogant enough to try
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2024 11:52 AM (FTjSO)

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Oh please lord no.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 11, 2024 11:53 AM (DRSnL)

320 Anyone not named Kamela Harris is going to cause a meltdown because Kamela didn't massage Joe's prostate for four years to be dropped now.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 11, 2024 11:53 AM (IHRQq)

321 This is worst case for us if we want Trump back in office.

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 11:47 AM (pZEOD)

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Agreed.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 11, 2024 11:54 AM (NGa9E)

322 317 My dark horse to replace Biden: Governor Jay Inslee, progressive, stupid and incompetent, and just arrogant enough to try
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2024 11:52 AM (FTjSO)

My dark horse is still the MD Gov...but I don't think anyone can unless he dies, and then it's Kamala...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2024 11:54 AM (exHjb)

323 320 Anyone not named Kamela Harris is going to cause a meltdown because Kamela didn't massage Joe's prostate for four years to be dropped now.
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 11, 2024 11:53 AM (IHRQq)

And she's black ! Sort of

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2024 11:54 AM (Akjoo)

324 Did he say if they are of a different material? Why do they feel differently?
Yes, I'm a materials guy.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 11:37 AM (xCA6C)
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I know a materials science professor that teaches a course on materials selection.

It'd be hilarious if a student chose "fake breast material" for the final project....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 11, 2024 11:54 AM (7fElN)

325 Is he going to reprise the Nixon wave as he helicopters away off the White House lawn while Kamela watches and cackles insipidly.

Posted by: torabora at June 11, 2024 11:54 AM (J5w+K)

326 Memory tells me the laptop photos are him with a (((-semi-auto-))).

Did it have the thing that goes up?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 11:35 AM

No it was the shoulder thingy....
Posted by: Mister Scott
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C'mon man, this is Hunter we're talking about. You know he went for the chainsaw bayonet.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 11, 2024 11:54 AM (iZbyp)

327 313 I watched that show on NF and it's obvious that most of the patients are seriously mentally ill. And insanely reckless. Yea, let's go for complicated surgery to some hack butcher in a shithole in Mexico that's not even on the map.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2024

And Turkey! If the flight plus accommodation and surgery is still cheaper? Maybe it’s a big old on fire red flag.

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 11:54 AM (p4NUW)

328 It was an open and shut case by all accounts. Maybe, just maybe, in DE, Biden Country, people got sick of a spoiled, arrogant brat. In another culture, another century, Hunter would be a remittance man, sent off to the farthest corner of the empire with just enough money provided to drink himself to death.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 11, 2024 11:51 AM (V5eKu)

The prosecution has announced it's intention to appeal the verdict. /sarc

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2024 11:54 AM (IUd0M)

329 It can be lunch time

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2024 11:55 AM (LnnUG)

330 321 This is worst case for us if we want Trump back in office.

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 11:47 AM (pZEOD)

But, it's actually a step in the right direction for rule of law...so, we were in a win/win situation.

Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2024 11:55 AM (exHjb)

331 "The prosecution has announced it's intention to appeal the verdict. "

That was beautiful, Different Nic.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 11, 2024 11:55 AM (IHRQq)

332 "Kind of hard to see who would be dumb enough to step on the landmine and try to replace Biden's disastrous campaign"

You'd be pretty much a shoe-in for 2028 if you got the nomination now.

Disagree. Anyone slotted in now would probably lose bigly. The Dems aren't going to run a loser twice in a row.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 11:55 AM (xCA6C)

333 I’ve felt for some time, and still believe this, that the Dems are stuck with Biden. He’s too stubborn to quit and they cannot maneuver both him and Kamala out. They’re stuck

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 11, 2024 11:56 AM (JNT5L)

334 326 Memory tells me the laptop photos are him with a (((-semi-auto-))).

Did it have the thing that goes up?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 11:35 AM

No it was the shoulder thingy....
Posted by: Mister Scott
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C'mon man, this is Hunter we're talking about. You know he went for the chainsaw bayonet.
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 11, 2024 11:54 AM (iZbyp)

It was a Glock.

Posted by: CNN Gun "Expert" at June 11, 2024 11:56 AM (PiwSw)

335 Women on the smaller side are usually sexier.

Posted by: ... at June 11, 2024 11:56 AM (fiqmg)

336 It'd be hilarious if a student chose "fake breast material" for the final project....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Just remember silicone is a better choice than ABS.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 11, 2024 11:56 AM (1iANR)

337 328 Heh. We're on it, Boss.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 11, 2024 11:56 AM (V5eKu)

338 NOOD.

Posted by: CNN Gun at June 11, 2024 11:56 AM (PiwSw)

339 "Women on the smaller side are usually sexier."

Are we still talking about boobs?

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 11, 2024 11:57 AM (IHRQq)

340 Ah, Glock, the Coca-Cola of the gun world…

Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2024 11:57 AM (PCK5/)

341 Nood. The story.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2024 11:57 AM (IUd0M)

342 These are the times when I really want to contribute to our Intrepid AoS Liaison to DU's liquor fund.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 11:57 AM (llON8)

343 I watched that show on NF and it's obvious that most of the patients are seriously mentally ill. And insanely reckless. Yea, let's go for complicated surgery to some hack butcher in a shithole in Mexico that's not even on the map.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2024

And Turkey! If the flight plus accommodation and surgery is still cheaper? Maybe it’s a big old on fire red flag.
Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 11:54 AM (p4NUW)
__________

Turkey actually has some very good doctors for procedures like tooth and jaw surgery. I know several people who have gone there for that. It's much cheaper and you get a "free" trip out of it. Would I do that? No. But these at least are real doctors.

Taiwan is also a popular place for boob jobs. Supposedly the best in the world. I can confirm that they do incredibly good and realistic work.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2024 11:57 AM (iFTx/)

344 Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 11, 2024 11:57 AM (IHRQq)

LOL listen

Posted by: ... at June 11, 2024 11:58 AM (fiqmg)

345 What if a kid wore a shit with the message "Bong Hits For Gender?"
Posted by: Oddbob at June 11, 2024 11:23 AM (/y8xj)

What if every kid just wore a shit?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 11, 2024 11:59 AM (iODuv)

346 Mom was a Labor and Delivery nurse who worked midnights. I can't begin to tell you what we all heard at breakfast as kids.
Posted by: Tonypete
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Similar. Mom worked for a proctologist.

Posted by: Sigmoidoscopy Breakfast Conversation at June 11, 2024 11:59 AM (2bFN5)

347 Inslee certainly is Presidential plastic. If you've ever been around unions you can see that unctuousness. The vapidity is infectious. The chameleon skin shimmers as it nails another campaign contribution.

Posted by: torabora at June 11, 2024 11:59 AM (J5w+K)

348 330
But, it's actually a step in the right direction for rule of law...so, we were in a win/win situation.
Posted by: Nova Local at June 11,

These ethical conundrums stink sometimes! Ugh. But I understand what you are saying. You know I do, however if we think Joe can mess it up, Kamala is worse. Maybe. I mean, I don’t believe Joe is actually running anything. But Kamala may push back and decide she does know best.

You know who is better? Her husband. He can actually speak coherently.

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 11:59 AM (p4NUW)

349 And Turkey! If the flight plus accommodation and surgery is still cheaper? Maybe it’s a big old on fire red flag.
Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 11:54 AM (p4NUW)

What if you need a kidney or a liver transplant, and the medical Nazis in you home country say, "Nah-ah, you're too old, or you haven't been alcohol-free long enough." If I were in that situation, you can bet your sweet ass I'd be looking at airline tickets to India, or China.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2024 11:59 AM (YrMFo)

350 I know a materials science professor that teaches a course on materials selection.

It'd be hilarious if a student chose "fake breast material" for the final project....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

It's been done:

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32841503/

Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2024 11:59 AM (GZsmd)

351 >>>And she's black ! Sort of
Posted by: It's me donna
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In an Indian sort of way.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 12:00 PM (bQ/08)

352 Turkey actually has some very good doctors for procedures like tooth and jaw surgery. I know several people who have gone there for that. It's much cheaper and you get a "free" trip out of it. Would I do that? No. But these at least are real doctors.

Taiwan is also a popular place for boob jobs. Supposedly the best in the world. I can confirm that they do incredibly good and realistic work.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2024 11:57 AM (iFTx/)

The term Turkey Teeth exists for a reason. Tawain isn’t cheaper, but the results are incredible. Like who face structure changes incredible.

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 12:00 PM (p4NUW)

353 I know a materials science professor that teaches a course on materials selection.

It'd be hilarious if a student chose "fake breast material" for the final project....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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I cataloged a master's thesis back in the day. The student rigged up something to collect her urine throughout the day and channel it to some sort of container in her bra to enlarge her boobs.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 11, 2024 12:01 PM (iZbyp)

354 Mom was a Labor and Delivery nurse who worked midnights. I can't begin to tell you what we all heard at breakfast as kids.
Posted by: Tonypete
****
So she told you the one about the birth of an eight pound bouncing baby eyeball?

Posted by: torabora at June 11, 2024 12:01 PM (J5w+K)

355 Yep. It's a boob thread.
Not even. It's a fake boob thread!

Donna I'm sure you are pleased to know you have "supporters."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 11, 2024 12:01 PM (zdLoL)

356 What if every kid just wore a shit?
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Way ahead of you there, dude.

Posted by: FJB at June 11, 2024 12:01 PM (iZbyp)

357 349 " If I were in that situation, you can bet your sweet ass I'd be looking at airline tickets to India, or China.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2024 11:59 AM (YrMFo)

The body part being transplanted in China would be pretty fresh!

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 12:02 PM (p4NUW)

358 I think that fear is at the basis of the majority of US voters not wanting Trump to put the Dems in jail for what they did in the last several years.

Essentially, the Republic is a teetering avalanche ready to roll downhill from the slightest push.

Posted by: whig

Concur. It won't change until something disrupts the very, very tenuous balance in place. It may be something that cripples government (economic collapse or something happens to DC), or it may just be enough people saying "fukkit" and becoming willing to roll those dice. I agree it will be over something stupid. Probably something absolutely nobody is talking about or cares about, but will trigger someone to do something...rash.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at June 11, 2024 12:03 PM (OUMaO)

359 352 whole, not who

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 12:03 PM (p4NUW)

360 I know we're well beyond discussinc the post but....
What does the Koran say about gender? I'll bet there are references to Allah making two genders.

This kid should wear a shirt referring to that Koran verse.

Go ahead and ban wearing THAT!

Posted by: reason at June 11, 2024 12:03 PM (zHCmI)

361 For all the fulminating about reforming the Federal system by getting more Constitutionally-minded people into leverage and power positions, that still boils down to the "we need better people" argument - which is a fallacy, because there aren't "better people." All sinners before God, all subject to temptations, none better able to resist them than any other. No one is 'better'.

The only possible reform is scope reduction, preferably to the level of inconsequence to our daily lives - the way it used to be. That's difficult because of the mish-mash of interweaving / interleaving administrative regulations drowning us. Somehow, that nefarious, hydra-headed monster must be slain.

The DC agencies enact their agendas through parallel agencies at the States' levels. I say, push the whole Administrative State onto the States, and let them manage the programs as they see fit. DC brings nothing to the table that the States cannot nor should not acquire or achieve for themselves. Nor is there any purpose served by laundering every program expense through multiple levels of DC bureaucracy. Cut out the middleman: push the duties down to the States and walk away.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 11, 2024 12:03 PM (TOe+Q)

362 Friend had a knee cartilidge replacement done in Singapore. He said it/they are very good.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 12:05 PM (bQ/08)

363 Interesting Jill, Hunter and his child bridge were all smiles as he left. Pretty sure he will be pardoned after the election. You don’t smile when you are staring at a potential of 25 years.

But maybe they can borrow the plans on how to handle secret service detail in jail.

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 12:06 PM (p4NUW)

364 Bride. Not bridge. Auto correct is not playing nicely today. AI might not be such a huge threat! 😂

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 12:07 PM (p4NUW)

365 OK, they've convicted him. Has he been sentenced?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 12:07 PM (bQ/08)

366 I still think it will be something that looks trivial (at the time) that sets shit off.

It usually is.
Posted by: Gavrilo Princip at June 11, 2024 11:48 AM (xCA6C)

Yup.

Posted by: Laszlo Tokes at June 11, 2024 12:14 PM (0FoWg)

367 What's stupid about this case is that even the kid (who, if he's in middle school, doesn't even understand/believe his own shirt; he's either intentionally being a little shit or his parents put him up to it) has bought into the lie.

"Gender" distinct from biological sex is a fallacy. The p*d*ph*le psychology John Money tried and spectacularly failed to prove that. There are two _sexes_, and incredibly rare DNA transcription errors.

When you say "there are only two _genders_" you're conceding half the battlefield before you've fired your first shot.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at June 11, 2024 03:46 PM (0Go0g)

368 A repeal of the 17th Amendment might help, just so that there would be a branch of the Federal Government dedicated to protecting the rights of the states.

Posted by: Heresolong at June 11, 2024 04:54 PM (FSbq+)

369 "Pride" flags EVERYWHERE in public schools are just fine though.

I'd be ok with this ruling if it were even-handed and banned schools from promoting, in any way, the opposite political agenda.

But, they're allowing one side to bombard kids with non-stop propaganda, and then banning the contrary opinion from being expressed at all.

Posted by: Aarradin at June 12, 2024 01:01 AM (5kvQv)

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