Mid-Morning Art Thread

Reading
Julius LeBlanc Stewart

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Reading and mosquitoes.

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2024 09:31 AM (AwYPR)

2 Reading.....Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

3 Lovely

Posted by: it's me donna at June 05, 2024 09:31 AM (Akjoo)

4 Alternate Title: "Pines in the Fjords."

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 05, 2024 09:32 AM (NGa9E)

5 Reading
Julius LeBlanc Stewart

Date: 1884
Style: Impressionism, Realism
Genre: genre painting
Media: oil, canvas
Location: Private Collection
Dimensions: 91.44 x 64.77 cm

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2024 09:32 AM (RHGPo)

6 George: I just realized something!

Martha: What George?

George: I'm actually sitting in mud

Martha: Oh George!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2024 09:32 AM (ibTVg)

7 More realistic than the real Mark Zuckerburg

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 05, 2024 09:33 AM (rsqyi)

8 We know what he's wanting.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 09:33 AM (NzJjs)

9 We know what the dude in the straw hat wants to do, and it's not reading.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 05, 2024 09:33 AM (v6JzV)

10 So the painter mostly painted in France.

I assume they have mosquitos there as well right?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2024 09:33 AM (ibTVg)

11 Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays?

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at June 05, 2024 09:34 AM (dg+HA)

12 Reading.....Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

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It was a Railroad in the board game "Monopoly" ...

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 05, 2024 09:34 AM (NGa9E)

13 Dude just wants to get laid.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2024 09:34 AM (Q4IgG)

14 Don't let my staring at your tits distract from your reading.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 05, 2024 09:34 AM (rsqyi)

15 "What's reading?"

- - - - Kid, looking up from tiktok video

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

16 alternate title: 'Honey, put the book down'

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2024 09:34 AM (/7KEl)

17 Wonder if the woman has ever kippled?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 05, 2024 09:34 AM (v6JzV)

18 This painter does quite a few noods.

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2024 09:34 AM (AwYPR)

19 Julius LeBlanc Stewart- How YOU doin?

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 05, 2024 09:34 AM (7keno)

20 I predict grass stains in the near future.

Posted by: huerfano at June 05, 2024 09:34 AM (VGOMa)

21 George: I just realized something about my hat!

Martha: What George?

George: This is the last straw.

Martha: Oh George!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 05, 2024 09:35 AM (CwhoI)

22 Hand check!

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2024 09:35 AM (xhfG9)

23 They're pining for the F150s.

Posted by: Ford Motor Company at June 05, 2024 09:35 AM (dg+HA)

24 Is his straw hat for motor-boating??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 05, 2024 09:35 AM (ZdexC)

25 This would actually be a lovely landscape painting if you took out the people.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 05, 2024 09:35 AM (v6JzV)

26 Love this. He adores her. She is making him wait.

Manners abound. Can you imagine the feral yoots of today being able to comprehend this scene?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2024 09:35 AM (9VasJ)

27 4 Alternate Title: "Pines in the Fjords."

Stewart was an American who worked in Paris, so that alternate doesn't work. It'll be funnier when we have Norse art here.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2024 09:35 AM (gKWVE)

28 Well she is trying to be he keeps talking

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2024 09:35 AM (B7ew+)

29 Julius LeBlanc Stewart .. didn't he do the voice of Bugs Bunny ?

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2024 09:35 AM (RHGPo)

30 [ ] dog
[x] tree(s)
[x] boobs

>>> 2 Reading.....Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

No, this picture was in *those* days, as you can see by their clothing (can't tell if he's got an onion though). Nowadays he would be Talking To her.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 05, 2024 09:36 AM (llON8)

31 Bob Ross- WTF? PEOPLE!!!

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 05, 2024 09:36 AM (7keno)

32 Uh...where is his right hand exactly?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2024 09:36 AM (ibTVg)

33 Reading.....Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

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It was a Railroad in the board game "Monopoly" ...
Posted by: ShainS

I don't remember a Ride Her Railroad.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 09:36 AM (NzJjs)

34 Why is he looking into her eyes?? Her ankles are down there.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 05, 2024 09:36 AM (ZdexC)

35 Professor Harold Hill makes his pitch.

Posted by: dantesed at June 05, 2024 09:36 AM (Oy/m2)

36 I like it.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 05, 2024 09:36 AM (F5CC1)

37 Shall I flick your bean , m'lady?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 05, 2024 09:36 AM (6FvSX)

38 This would actually be a lovely landscape painting if you took out the people.

Agreed

Posted by: Some Terminator at June 05, 2024 09:37 AM (ibTVg)

39 Uh...where is his right hand exactly?
Posted by: 18-1

You don't see her complaining, do you?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 09:37 AM (NzJjs)

40 But why is she dressed. . . ?

Posted by: Eduoard Manet at June 05, 2024 09:37 AM (cCVOS)

41 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: DontGetOutMuch at June 05, 2024 09:37 AM (vRT5i)

42 Uh...where is his right hand exactly?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2024 09:36 AM (ibTVg)
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Dunno but one swift push with her right hand and into the drink he rolls!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 05, 2024 09:37 AM (hO/fR)

43 That pond looks like Canadian geese have been at it...a lot.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 05, 2024 09:37 AM (CwhoI)

44 Do grass stains bleach out of white fabric okay?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 05, 2024 09:37 AM (ZdexC)

45 No, this picture was in *those* days, as you can see by their clothing (can't tell if he's got an onion though). Nowadays he would be Talking To her.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Aka, mansplaining.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 09:38 AM (NzJjs)

46 Needs more cleavage. Not art.

Posted by: Most guys at June 05, 2024 09:38 AM (dg+HA)

47 Seconds to live... the gator's just under water, right behind the guy.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2024 09:38 AM (Q4IgG)

48 Plot twist. He's a serial killer and this is where he brings all his victims and disposes of them in the pond.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 05, 2024 09:38 AM (F5CC1)

49 I want to see the sequel: Rogering

Posted by: Taggart at June 05, 2024 09:38 AM (og5mY)

50 Needs more cleavage. Not art.

Pretty sure the female model is already giving it her all...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2024 09:38 AM (ibTVg)

51 This painter does quite a few noods.
Posted by: BignJames

He does certainly seem to like the ladies.

A lot of portraits of gals in Edwardian dress. MP4 would love it, methinks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 05, 2024 09:38 AM (v6JzV)

52 >>> 47 Seconds to live... the gator's just under water, right behind the guy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2024 09:38 AM (Q4IgG)

I identify as a dog.

Posted by: the gator at June 05, 2024 09:39 AM (llON8)

53 >>Manners abound. Can you imagine the feral yoots of today being able to comprehend this scene?

"He's rapey!! Probably stalked her!!"
-- Pink-haired, septum-ringed, tattooed, obese ivy league Feminist

Posted by: Eduoard Manet at June 05, 2024 09:39 AM (cCVOS)

54 She is intrigued by his womb broom.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 05, 2024 09:39 AM (6FvSX)

55 Mr. Straw Boater is reading...body language. Trying to read it, that is.

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2024 09:39 AM (5fDan)

56 I like how artist captures the reflection of trees in the pond.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2024 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

57 George: I just realized something about my hat!

Martha: What George?

George: This is the last straw.

Martha: Oh George!
Posted by: Citizen Cake

Boo! Hiss! Boo! LOL 😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 09:39 AM (NzJjs)

58 I like how artist captures the reflection of trees in the pond.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2024 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

Yeah, that's a nice touch.

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2024 09:40 AM (AwYPR)

59 Mr. Straw Boater is reading...body language. Trying to read it, that is.
Posted by: Gref

He's wanting to read her body language via braille.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 09:40 AM (NzJjs)

60 This painter does quite a few noods.

Checking out ArtNet...I didn't realize the brazillian look was popular in late 1800s France...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2024 09:40 AM (ibTVg)

61

"Honey, can I unstrap the very small midget from your inner thigh now?"

Posted by: Dirty Frank at June 05, 2024 09:40 AM (1Lm4I)

62 Hey how you doin'?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2024 09:40 AM (LkLld)

63 >>George: I just realized something about my hat!
Martha: What George?
George: This is the last straw.
Martha: Oh George!

His hat - he is a man in a boater!

Posted by: Eduoard Manet at June 05, 2024 09:41 AM (cCVOS)

64 Yes, dear, I do enjoy a little Trollope. Why do you ask?

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 05, 2024 09:41 AM (ZdexC)

65 48 Plot twist. He's a serial killer and this is where he brings all his victims and disposes of them in the pond.
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 05, 2024 09:38 AM (F5CC1)

I was driving with my mother in her hometown and she looks at some ponds and says oh did I ever tell you I dated a serial killer? I answer mom you are 82 why am I just learning of this now?

Turns out she had gone on a date or two with a guy who turns out to have been a serial killer - dumping bodies in ponds and marshes - it was Florida so the evidence disappeared.

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2024 09:41 AM (xhfG9)

66 Caption - "Is that arsehole painter gone yet?"

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 09:41 AM (dEOJ+)

67 That's how reading goes at my house. I try to read, and suddenly everyone wants to talk to me.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 05, 2024 09:41 AM (OX9vb)

68 Bodice ripping romance novels. The early days.

Posted by: Fear of flying at June 05, 2024 09:41 AM (dg+HA)

69 American painter did most of his work in France. Makes it easier to paint scenes like this as his models didn't have to worry about gators and crocs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2024 09:41 AM (LyrOO)

70 >>George: This is the last straw.

Pithy!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2024 09:41 AM (cCVOS)

71 Yeah, that's a nice touch.
Posted by: BignJames

Obligatory: That's what she said!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 09:41 AM (NzJjs)

72 I wonder what book she's reading?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2024 09:42 AM (NpAcC)

73 This is where the book says he lost his guns in this pond.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 05, 2024 09:42 AM (s30YS)

74 >>> 69 American painter did most of his work in France. Makes it easier to paint scenes like this as his models didn't have to worry about gators and crocs
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2024 09:41 AM (LyrOO)

The problem with crocs is the messenger bag and the Vespa that come with them

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 05, 2024 09:42 AM (llON8)

75
straw hat
dark suit
he wants the girl to be his naughty Zoot

cufflinks
stick pin
best get busy or he'll push her in

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2024 09:43 AM (/7KEl)

76 I'm gonna have to steal this for a Sunday Morning Book Thread...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2024 09:43 AM (7fElN)

77 Make up your mind
Decide to walk with me
Around the lake tonight
Around the lake tonight

Posted by: Taggart at June 05, 2024 09:43 AM (og5mY)

78 I wonder what book she's reading?

A: Lady Chatterly's Lover

B: Das Kapital

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2024 09:43 AM (ibTVg)

79 I wonder what book she's reading?
Posted by: redridinghood

There's another 40 comments.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 09:43 AM (NzJjs)

80 "Why does it smell of dead fish?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

81 I believe she is reading "Mathematics and Philosophy 2: Graphs, Orders, Infinites and Philosophy"

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2024 09:44 AM (RHGPo)

82 The Realdolls were pretty realistic even then, it would seem.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 09:44 AM (dEOJ+)

83 It's actually just a picture of Reading, England.

The book is a coincidence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 09:44 AM (GBKbO)

84 A winner for all the Morons and Bob Ross!

https://tinyurl.com/bden549w
art but probably NSFW

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 05, 2024 09:44 AM (ZdexC)

85 I wonder what book she's reading?
Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2024 09:42 AM (NpAcC)

Jack Becomes Jill.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

86 I wonder what book she's reading?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2024 09:42 AM (NpAcC)

"The Complete Penthouse Letters...Vol. I."

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2024 09:44 AM (AwYPR)

87 I like this, though I wish it were a bit sharper, like a Tissot.

Although what I would really like is to be there, be that man and be with that lady instead of who I am and where I am.

**sighs**

Oh, well, back to work.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2024 09:44 AM (Q0kLU)

88 Guy has a red hatband, which appears to be the only bright color in the picture, except possibly a little splash of red on the book cover.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 05, 2024 09:45 AM (llON8)

89 This isn't a repeat, I don't think, but it kind of looks like one. We've had something similar before, but I can't recall what it is.

Either way, I like this. It would go perfectly in any classy lady's dressing room or the the drawing room of a nice home.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 09:45 AM (d04cU)

90 The lady looks like she's wearing a morion.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 05, 2024 09:46 AM (v6JzV)

91 Wonder if the woman has ever kippled?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Ah, a classic!

Posted by: John Drake In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 05, 2024 09:46 AM (u/Zei)

92 I wonder what book she's reading?
Posted by: redridinghood

Operational Manual of a Maytag Washer.

Posted by: dantesed at June 05, 2024 09:46 AM (Oy/m2)

93 Distinct lack of dog is disqualifying.

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2024 09:46 AM (xhfG9)

94 Alternate title: Mackin'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

95 I believe it's the newly revised Third Edition of "The R Book"

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2024 09:46 AM (RHGPo)

96 Distinct lack of dog is disqualifying.

Check Andycanuck's link.

Just not if you are at work

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2024 09:46 AM (ibTVg)

97 A winner for all the Morons and Bob Ross!

https://tinyurl.com/bden549w
art but probably NSFW
Posted by: andycanuck

Dog and Pussy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 09:46 AM (L/fGl)

98 >>I wonder what book she's reading?

Fear of Flying

Not quite getting what "zipless" means, tho. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2024 09:46 AM (cCVOS)

99 Not enough train tracks to be Reading.

Looks more like way farther up the Schuylkill.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2024 09:47 AM (BpZ5k)

100 I wonder what book she's reading?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2024 09:42 AM (NpAcC)
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"The Lusty Argonian Maid"

https://tinyurl.com/sw2pc9m3

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2024 09:47 AM (7fElN)

101 He's reminding her the direct way between Reading and Hershey is to use the highway. Rte 422, I believe.

Posted by: It's Scata Logical at June 05, 2024 09:47 AM (bKQMT)

102 I like the black-and-white contrast of the woman's dress. The attention drawn by the black accents is very attractive. It's a good garment. The designer was very skilled and the lady has great taste.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 09:47 AM (d04cU)

103 Starliner: about an hour to liftoff:

https://x.com/NASA/status/1798306018935390476

Pray for their safety.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 05, 2024 09:48 AM (hO/fR)

104 I wonder what book she's reading?

Fear of Flying

Not quite getting what "zipless" means, tho. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2024 09:46 AM (cCVOS

Whoa...that's a blast from the past.

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2024 09:48 AM (AwYPR)

105 Looks more like way farther up the Schuylkill.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2024 09:47 AM (BpZ5k)

Remember when PETA wanted to change the name of Fishkill?

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2024 09:48 AM (xhfG9)

106 A lovely, placid scene. The colors are natural, even restful, and the detail is realistic enough to let the viewer imagine the sounds and scents of the area. It seems to me there is a touch of Impressionism but not to the point where the facial expressions are indistinct. The way Stewart caught the perspective of the park, the way the trees are reflected in the pond and the relaxed poses of the people make this a pleasant image.

Posted by: JTB at June 05, 2024 09:48 AM (zudum)

107 >>Although what I would really like is to be there, be that man and be with that lady instead of who I am and where I am.

That painting was done in 1884. They are all dead. You aren't.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2024 09:48 AM (LkLld)

108 99 Not enough train tracks to be Reading.

Looks more like way farther up the Schuylkill.

.. Maybe Pottsville .. I bet they can't wait to get a bottle of Yuengling

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2024 09:49 AM (RHGPo)

109 >>> 105
==
Remember when PETA wanted to change the name of Fishkill?
Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2024 09:48 AM (xhfG9)

I'm old enough to remember when the EPA wanted to forcibly relocate the residents of Leadville, CO.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 05, 2024 09:49 AM (llON8)

110 Dog and Pussy.
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And hunting and trees!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 05, 2024 09:49 AM (ZdexC)

111 Biden Lands in France for Crimean War Commemorations

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2024 09:49 AM (RHGPo)

112 107 That painting was done in 1884. They are all dead. You aren't.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2024 09:48 AM (LkLld)

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He's still alive. He travels through space and time in a blue box. He's a very raggedy man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 09:49 AM (GBKbO)

113 The Lusty Argonian Maid"

https://tinyurl.com/sw2pc9m3
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2024 09:47 AM (7fElN)

That or Lady Barenziah's Pillow Book....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2024 09:50 AM (BpZ5k)

114 Love this. He adores her. She is making him wait.

Manners abound. Can you imagine the feral yoots of today being able to comprehend this scene?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2024 09:35 AM (9VasJ)
++++
Easily. They'll think they deserve it despite having not earned it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 09:50 AM (d04cU)

115 and the lady has great taste
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Huh, never knew you were dyslexic, Joe.

Yes, her teats seem very nice.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 05, 2024 09:50 AM (v6JzV)

116 Biden Judicial Nom Who Sent Biological Male To Women’s Prison Says She’s ‘Unqualified’ To Define What a Woman Is

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Incompetence as qualification.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 09:50 AM (L/fGl)

117 ======

He's still alive. He travels through space and time in a blue box. He's a very raggedy man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 09:49 AM (GBKbO)

Isn't he a black, trans woman now?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)

118 "Reading"

I thought it would be entitled "Pleading"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 05, 2024 09:50 AM (AizHY)

119 107 That painting was done in 1884. They are all dead. You aren't.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2024 09:48 AM (LkLld)

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He's still alive. He travels through space and time in a blue box. He's a very raggedy man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 09:49 AM (GBKbO)
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Hmmm. Stick on a bow tie, replace the hat with a fez...

YEP! It's HIM!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2024 09:50 AM (7fElN)

120 ADP Payrolls Unexpectedly Tumble To Lowest Since January As Wage Growth Continues Slowing

“Job gains and pay growth are slowing going into the second half of the year... the labor market is solid, but we're monitoring notable pockets of weakness tied to both producers and consumers.”

.. damn, that word ... "Unexpectedly"

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2024 09:51 AM (RHGPo)

121 You know who else was a raggedy man?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 09:51 AM (GBKbO)

122 120 ADP Payrolls Unexpectedly Tumble To Lowest Since January As Wage Growth Continues Slowing

“Job gains and pay growth are slowing going into the second half of the year... the labor market is solid, but we're monitoring notable pockets of weakness tied to both producers and consumers.”

.. damn, that word ... "Unexpectedly"
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2024 09:51 AM (RHGPo)

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The BLS numbers will be incredibly different and much more positive.

Who wants to bet?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 09:51 AM (GBKbO)

123 So they got all dressed up to sit in a swamp ?

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2024 09:52 AM (T4tVD)

124 Sponge, just wanted to drop in to say that you and the Mrs. are in my prayers.

Family friend, an attractive lass, was diagnosed with breast cancer a few years ago. She was flat as a surfboard going in, had a double mastectomy, then decided to celebrate her clean bill of health by treating herself to a modest boobular upgrade.

She's years removed from the surgery now and in great health, active as ever. Stay positive, bro!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 05, 2024 09:52 AM (KbCG3)

125 ... “Job gains and pay growth are slowing going into the second half of the year... the labor market is solid, but we're monitoring notable pockets of weakness tied to both producers and consumers.” ...
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2024 09:51 AM (RHGPo)
++++
There's nothing worse than a weak pocket, especially during Pride Month.

Keep up your tightening exercises, gentlemen! Your later selves will thank you for your discipline today!

Posted by: Pete Boot-Edge-Edge at June 05, 2024 09:52 AM (d04cU)

126 You know who else was a raggedy man?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 09:51 AM (GBKbO)

Gene Hackman?

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2024 09:52 AM (AwYPR)

127 I wonder what book she's reading?
Posted by: redridinghood

There's another 40 comments.
Posted by: rickb223

80 "Why does it smell of dead fish?"
Posted by: Sponge

Check that. Another 80 comments. 😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 09:52 AM (NzJjs)

128 The BLS numbers will be incredibly different and much more positive.

Who wants to bet?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 09:51 AM (GBKbO)

To be downgraded the following month.. yeah.. We've seen that trick now for 3 plus years

Posted by: it's me donna at June 05, 2024 09:52 AM (Akjoo)

129 Happy little bush? You decide.

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at June 05, 2024 09:53 AM (qkCkt)

130 Love the dress. Love reading outside. Mixing the two seems risky. I'd at least want to sit in the grass in a different color than white.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 05, 2024 09:53 AM (848we)

131 Oh, sure....white dudes romanticize white women when they be reading a book on a date, but you check yo phone a few times and they loss they shit!!!

Posted by: La'Sheiqua, posting on Instagram and TikTok at June 05, 2024 09:53 AM (JCZqz)

132 *I wonder what book she's reading?*

How to Make Your Man a Sammich.

Posted by: Julia Child at June 05, 2024 09:53 AM (dg+HA)

133 Peter Navarro Speaks from Behind Bars

‘I Am in a Biden Prison’

‘Vast Majority of Inmates Love Trump’ and Treat Me Better for It

RELATED:
Black Panthers founding member David Hilliard is backing Donald Trump for president, calling him an “ally of the black population.”

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2024 09:53 AM (RHGPo)

134 Love the dress. Love reading outside. Mixing the two seems risky. I'd at least want to sit in the grass in a different color than white.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 05, 2024 09:53 AM (848we)
++++
Only because I assume you do your own laundry.

High-toned ladies like that have maids to take care of such drudgery.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 09:53 AM (d04cU)

135 You know who else was a raggedy man?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Mel Gibson. Aunty Entity said so.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 09:54 AM (NzJjs)

136 Sponge, just wanted to drop in to say that you and the Mrs. are in my prayers.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 05, 2024 09:52 AM (KbCG3)

Thank you. We are blessed and humbled.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

137 Wasn't available for yesterday's art thread. Just a belated thank you to CBD for such an interesting choice.

Posted by: JTB at June 05, 2024 09:54 AM (zudum)

138 Oh, sure....white dudes romanticize white women when they be reading a book on a date, but you check yo phone a few times and they loss they shit!!!
Posted by: La'Sheiqua, posting on Instagram and TikTok at June 05, 2024 09:53 AM (JCZqz)
++++
LOL. If only the problem were that narrow!

Besides, he's clearly interrupting her reader rather than her distracting herself from their date.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 09:54 AM (d04cU)

139
Mel Gibson. Aunty Entity said so.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 09:54 AM (NzJjs)

That's My favorite Mad Max movie

Posted by: it's me donna at June 05, 2024 09:54 AM (Akjoo)

140 135 You know who else was a raggedy man?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Mel Gibson. Aunty Entity said so.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 09:54 AM (NzJjs)

========

Exactly.

Just proof that Mad Max is an undiscovered Time Lord, hence the regeneration into Tom Hardy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 09:55 AM (GBKbO)

141 Just proof that Mad Max is an undiscovered Time Lord, hence the regeneration into Tom Hardy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 09:55 AM (GBKbO)
++++
A dose of classic Mad Max could only help the Dr. Who franchise at this point.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 09:55 AM (d04cU)

142 Liz Cheney lying again.

https://shorturl.at/aYTcY

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 09:55 AM (L/fGl)

143 Love this. He adores her. She is making him wait.

Appendicitis had just been invented, then.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 05, 2024 09:56 AM (zdLoL)

144 https://www.christies.com/en/lot/lot-4715287

<$500k

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 05, 2024 09:57 AM (ENQN6)

145 "Remote Amazon tribe finally connects to internet — only to wind up hooked on pr0n, social media...A reclusive tribe in the Amazon finally got hooked up to the internet, thanks to Elon Musk — only to be torn apart by social media and pornography addiction, elders complain.

Brazil’s 2,000-member Marubo tribe has been left bitterly divided by the arrival of the Tesla founder’s Starlink service nine months ago, which connected the remote rainforest community along the Ituí River to the web for the first time.

“When it arrived, everyone was happy,” Tsainama Marubo, 73, told The New York Times.

“But now, things have gotten worse. Young people have gotten lazy because of the internet, they’re learning the ways of the white people.”"

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2024 09:57 AM (9pFgx)

146 All hitchers do this. Why do you think people pick us up? If you get a ride, it’s expected — I don’t care who the driver is. It’s the first rule in the Book.
The unwritten Book of the Road.

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 05, 2024 09:57 AM (7rocu)

147 Posted by: rhennigantx at June 05, 2024 09:57 AM (ENQN6)
++++
If I were rich, I'd buy it.

But it's still worth more than my house, so ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 09:57 AM (d04cU)

148 Two more horde-worthy works relating to today's theme:

https://tinyurl.com/5n8r758d
beep! beep!

https://tinyurl.com/2s2dvwum
a novel work

Completely safe for work.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 05, 2024 09:57 AM (ZdexC)

149 141 Just proof that Mad Max is an undiscovered Time Lord, hence the regeneration into Tom Hardy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 09:55 AM (GBKbO)
++++
A dose of classic Mad Max could only help the Dr. Who franchise at this point.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 09:55 AM (d04cU)

========

"I am the Nightrider! I am the chosen one. The mighty hand of vengeance, sent down to strike the unroadworthy! I'm hotter than a rollin' dice!"

"Well, I'm clev..."
-Gets run over by the Nightrider while the Toecutter watches on with approval

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 09:57 AM (GBKbO)

150 Appendicitis had just been invented, then.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver

My Dad had his appendix removed on his honeymoon.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 05, 2024 09:58 AM (v6JzV)

151 ... https://tinyurl.com/5n8r758d
beep! beep! ...
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 05, 2024 09:57 AM (ZdexC)
++++
That's great.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 09:58 AM (d04cU)

152 Liz Cheney lying again.

https://shorturl.at/aYTcY
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 09:55 AM (L/fGl)

There's a lyric from a band out there somewhere that might fit this situation.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

153 *I wonder what book she's reading?*

Theodore Dreiser, An American Tragedy. IYKYK.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 05, 2024 09:59 AM (zdLoL)

154
I Have It On Good Authority - a limerick

Here's a copy of this summer's reading list
(Though there might be a couple I've missed)
"Great Scott! I just don't know
Who authored Ivanhoe?

...And who the dickens wrote Oliver Twist!?"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2024 09:59 AM (991eG)

155 My Dad had his appendix removed on his honeymoon.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 05, 2024 09:58 AM (v6JzV)
++++
Wedding and marriage rituals are often odd, but if they work, they work.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 09:59 AM (d04cU)

156 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
New Star Wars series ‘The Acolyte’
is the “gayest Star Wars yet” according to the producer and cast.
Does this make you want to watch it more or less?

-
What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 10:00 AM (L/fGl)

157 I like the black-and-white contrast of the woman's dress. The attention drawn by the black accents is very attractive. It's a good garment. The designer was very skilled and the lady has great taste.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 09:47 AM

Sensors detect Joe Mannix helming a Fashion Thread in the near future, Captain.

Posted by: Spock, son of Sarek at June 05, 2024 10:00 AM (qkCkt)

158 The light peeking through on the grass and tree trunks and reflecting on the pond is very soothing. This is such a nice, peaceful scene.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 05, 2024 10:00 AM (848we)

159 The alligator bides his time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2024 10:00 AM (XeU6L)

160 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 09:55 AM (GBKbO)

Did they the name of that movie? I thought it was 'The Road Warrior' instead of 'Mad Max'.

Or maybe I got the titles all mixed up. It's like the Jack Reacher film with Tom Cruise.

Posted by: dantesed at June 05, 2024 10:00 AM (Oy/m2)

161 @libsoftiktok
New Star Wars series ‘The Acolyte’
is the “gayest Star Wars yet” according to the producer and cast.
Does this make you want to watch it more or less? ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 10:00 AM (L/fGl)
++++
Eh, it changes nothing. "Star Wars" is already a zero, ultra-gay or not.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 10:01 AM (d04cU)

162 156 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
New Star Wars series ‘The Acolyte’
is the “gayest Star Wars yet” according to the producer and cast.
Does this make you want to watch it more or less?

-
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 10:00 AM (L/fGl)

=======

Some of the positive blurbs I've come across read like this: "It's a modest success with modest ambitions."

The show cost $300 million.

If you come out of watching it thinking that it's modest...what is Disney spending the money for?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 10:01 AM (GBKbO)

163 Politico: Biden issues new executive action: Much of southern border to close at midnight. The announcement represents an aggressive attempt by Biden to bolster his standing on the border in advance of the November election.

Another republican talking point dies "New actions will bar migrants who cross our Southern border unlawfully from receiving asylum". Finally, a reasonable approach, IMHO.

Biden has a strong narrative: he was trying to push Congress to act even more forcefully but Congress which had reached consensus on a bipartisan deal failed after former President Trump demanded that Republicans not support the bill in order to provide Trump with an issue for his re-election campaign. As usual Trump acted in his own self-interest not in the USA's.

Or if you hear freepers tell it, Biden's bringing them in to vote for him this election because that is a thing the dumbest Republicans believe is possible.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2024 10:02 AM (JCZqz)

164 What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 10:00 AM (L/fGl)

Well fuck a duck. They ought to just say "it's not called The Force anymore, it's called the Tryhard."

Yeesh.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2024 10:02 AM (BpZ5k)

165 Shouldn't there be a gigantic cloud of mosquitoes?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 05, 2024 10:02 AM (JLq/1)

166 160 Did they the name of that movie? I thought it was 'The Road Warrior' instead of 'Mad Max'.

Or maybe I got the titles all mixed up. It's like the Jack Reacher film with Tom Cruise.
Posted by: dantesed at June 05, 2024 10:00 AM (Oy/m2)

=======

There is Mad Max, then there is Mad Max 2 which was retitled The Road Warrior for American distribution since the first film never had a serious American audience.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 10:02 AM (GBKbO)

167 That's great.
--------
Cool car; cool dog; nice ladies in nice clothes; and a bit of landscape.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 05, 2024 10:02 AM (ZdexC)

168 If you come out of watching it thinking that it's modest...what is Disney spending the money for?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 10:01 AM (GBKbO)
++++
1. The Message
2. Personal Enrichment
3. Overpaying for services provided by enterprises affiliated with family and friends

I don't think Hollywood is necessarily driven by money laundering, but I increasingly do think that it's basically a racket similar to political campaigns. Why buy a service for $5 from Outfit A, when you can buy the same service for $10 from the outfit run by your uncle, who is in turn quite generous with you?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 10:03 AM (d04cU)

169 Sensors detect Joe Mannix helming a Fashion Thread in the near future, Captain.
Posted by: Spock, son of Sarek

Sure do miss the dress (and chess) thread along with its purveyor.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 05, 2024 10:03 AM (848we)

170 My Dad had his appendix removed on his honeymoon.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 05, 2024 09:58 AM (v6JzV)
++++
Wedding and marriage rituals are often odd, but if they work, they work.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 09:59 AM (d04cU)
=============
The Fiftieth Anniversary is going to have trouble topping the honeymoon

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 05, 2024 10:03 AM (vN1hc)

171 Luckily, notes from the model session when Julius Stewart painted the above survive. The two were speaking while Julius toiled away:

Man (Cyril): You know, dear, that I never really wanted to be a model in the first place.

Woman (Carol): What then was your desire?

Cyril: I...I wanted to be...A LUMBERJACK!
Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia!
With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!

(Chorus of RCMP appears)

Posted by: John Drake In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 05, 2024 10:03 AM (u/Zei)

172 @libsoftiktok
New Star Wars series ‘The Acolyte’
is the “gayest Star Wars yet” according to the producer and cast.
Does this make you want to watch it more or less?

Not partaking in the blasphemy that is homosexuality, I'll likely pass, as I've passed on most every hollywood boondoggle in the last 30 years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

173 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
New Star Wars series ‘The Acolyte’
is the “gayest Star Wars yet” according to the producer and cast.
Does this make you want to watch it more or less?
---
Norm Macdonald had a bit about going to Brokeback Mountain and some guy is jerking off and jizzes on you but you don't want to complain cause you're not a homophobe.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 05, 2024 10:03 AM (g9W3m)

174 163 Another republican talking point dies "New actions will bar migrants who cross our Southern border unlawfully from receiving asylum". Finally, a reasonable approach, IMHO.

Or if you hear freepers tell it, Biden's bringing them in to vote for him this election because that is a thing the dumbest Republicans believe is possible.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2024 10:02 AM (JCZqz)

========

1. So...Biden's actions up to this point have been unreasonable? Dude is gonna get banned.

2. Do these people know about Motor Voter and how states give drivers licenses to illegal immigrants as policy?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 10:03 AM (GBKbO)

175 Muldoon - I saw your question on a recent post regarding Rev's open heart surgery. It is for an aortic aneurysm.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at June 05, 2024 10:04 AM (SfhV1)

176 Shouldn't there be a gigantic cloud of mosquitoes?
Posted by: Northernlurker

DDT. That's why there are no birds in the painting.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 05, 2024 10:04 AM (v6JzV)

177 Well. after reading the Morning Report (thanks and prayers JJ), I see the conservative pundits are beginning to understand that the inevitable civil war I have been talking about for 10 years is in fact inevitable.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2024 10:04 AM (pohLc)

178 Well fuck a duck. They ought to just say "it's not called The Force anymore, it's called the Tryhard."

Yeesh.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2024 10:02 AM (BpZ5k)
===============
"There is no 'do' or 'not do', there is only 'Tryhard'

Posted by: Yoda, Kennedy version at June 05, 2024 10:05 AM (vN1hc)

179 Immigration Reform....Border Security...different things.

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2024 10:06 AM (AwYPR)

180 ===============
"There is no 'do' or 'not do', there is only 'Tryhard'
Posted by: Yoda, Kennedy version at June 05, 2024 10:05 AM (vN1hc)

My daughter's former marching band will need to change the banner on the director's stand........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)

181 Star Wars appealed mostly to kids didn't it? And they want to make it *gay*?

Remember the furor over Falwell and the teletubbies? Which was 100% a gay insertion?

They said he was being paranoid and stupid. I remember.

If only there was a way to look back and see who has been mostly correct, well in advance, about the stuff befalling us right now, and find a way to begin listening to them. If only....

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 10:06 AM (dEOJ+)

182 The Force still sounds correct to me. Maybe more so.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 10:07 AM (dEOJ+)

183 Or if you hear freepers tell it, Biden's bringing them in to vote for him this election because that is a thing the dumbest Republicans believe is possible.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

OMG! I'm a Freeper!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 10:07 AM (L/fGl)

184 182 The Force still sounds correct to me. Maybe more so.
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 10:07 AM (dEOJ+)

======

The Swartz > The Farce > The Force

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 10:08 AM (GBKbO)

185 The Force still sounds correct to me. Maybe more so.
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 10:07 AM (dEOJ+)

As the Welsh Jedi always say: "Force the ewes".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2024 10:08 AM (BpZ5k)

186 @libsoftiktok
New Star Wars series ‘The Acolyte’
is the “gayest Star Wars yet” according to the producer and cast.

Star Wars Series in talks: The Bathhouse.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 10:08 AM (NzJjs)

187 181 Star Wars appealed mostly to kids didn't it? And they want to make it *gay*?

Remember the furor over Falwell and the teletubbies? Which was 100% a gay insertion?

And Barney.. That giant purple dufus Dinosaur was a flamer

Posted by: it's me donna at June 05, 2024 10:08 AM (Akjoo)

188 Muldoon - I saw your question on a recent post regarding Rev's open heart surgery. It is for an aortic aneurysm.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at June 05, 2024 10:04 AM (SfhV1)

Prayers up Grammie !

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2024 10:09 AM (T4tVD)

189 "Stupid Republicans think it's possible for illegal immigrants to vote. Also, illegal immigrants must have drivers licenses to survive in America. Also, all drivers licensing should include voter registration."
-DU, apparently not making the connection at any point

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 10:09 AM (GBKbO)

190 Well fuck a duck. They ought to just say "it's not called The Force anymore, it's called the Tryhard."

It IS Pride Month, and ducks are notoriously rapey (but it's beautiful and natural for them), so I'll allow it, but you have to get positive and enthusiastic consent first.

Posted by: Liberal Queer Degenerates at June 05, 2024 10:09 AM (JCZqz)

191 The Force still sounds correct to me. Maybe more so.
Posted by: ...

Use the Fart Luke. Use the Fart.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 10:09 AM (NzJjs)

192 Norm Macdonald had a bit about going to Brokeback Mountain and some guy is jerking off and jizzes on you but you don't want to complain cause you're not a homophobe.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 05, 2024 10:03 AM (g9W3m)

Actually I believe in that scenario Norm was the guy jerking off. 😂

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 10:09 AM (dEOJ+)

193 Star Wars Series in talks: The Bathhouse.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 10:08 AM (NzJjs)

$450 million for a five episode series that never leaves the Mos Eisley cantina's downstairs shitter.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2024 10:09 AM (BpZ5k)

194 Thanks JT!

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at June 05, 2024 10:10 AM (SfhV1)

195 -DU, apparently not making the connection at any point
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 10:09 AM (GBKbO)

They could just be lying.

Ask them if they mind illegals voting, they will invariably tell you no, and have five justifications for why they should be able to.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 10:10 AM (dEOJ+)

196 Reading? Looks like the chick is trying to read and the dude is bugging her.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 05, 2024 10:10 AM (8sMut)

197 Thanks JT!
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at June 05, 2024 10:10 AM (SfhV1)

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2024 10:11 AM (T4tVD)

198 If only there was a way to look back and see who has been mostly correct, well in advance, about the stuff befalling us right now, and find a way to begin listening to them. If only....

2004: What does gay marriage have to do with you anyway h8ter?

2014: Bake that cake!

2024: We are going to read your kids gay pron...from a drag queen who will then twerk in your kid's face. And if you don't like it, well, there is always prison

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2024 10:11 AM (ibTVg)

199 192 Norm Macdonald had a bit about going to Brokeback Mountain and some guy is jerking off and jizzes on you but you don't want to complain cause you're not a homophobe.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 05, 2024 10:03 AM (g9W3m)

Actually I believe in that scenario Norm was the guy jerking off. 😂
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 10:09 AM (dEOJ+)

Norm had a running joke that he was a deeply closeted gay man.

Whenever he said that, people would immediately follow up with, "You're gay?"

And he'd shout back, "No! What're you talking about?"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 05, 2024 10:11 AM (KbCG3)

200 Greedo shot first.

Posted by: Eewwwwww at June 05, 2024 10:11 AM (BpZ5k)

201 @libsoftiktok
New Star Wars series ‘The Acolyte’
is the “gayest Star Wars yet” according to the producer and cast.

Make f*cking chickens great again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

202 Well. after reading the Morning Report (thanks and prayers JJ), I see the conservative pundits are beginning to understand that the inevitable civil war I have been talking about for 10 years is in fact inevitable.

I feel about 'conservative pundits' the way I do about sportsball 'hosts' - it never fails to astonish me that people can make hundreds of thousands of dollars for simply vomiting out opinions that can be heard for free in any bar in America.

More proof that H.L. Mencken was a prophet without honor.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2024 10:12 AM (Q0kLU)

203 Ask them if they mind illegals voting, they will invariably tell you no, and have five justifications for why they should be able to.
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 10:10 AM (dEOJ+)

As they are not citizens to begin with, they don’t vote. I lived in Germany for three years and they will not let me vote in their elections. And I had permission to be there.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 05, 2024 10:12 AM (8sMut)

204 *I wonder what book she's reading?*

************

Glad we Don't Live In Manhattan - a limerick

"Abraham, Adams,and Afton appear
Agorn, Ajax, and Allen, are here."

Your reading is great
but how long must I wait?

"Til I finish the phone book, my dear!"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2024 10:12 AM (991eG)

205 189 "Stupid Republicans think it's possible for illegal immigrants to vote. Also, illegal immigrants must have drivers licenses to survive in America. Also, all drivers licensing should include voter registration."
-DU, apparently not making the connection at any point

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 10:09 AM (GBKbO)

To be fair, they lost the plot well before this because, according to them, there was nothing wrong with the border and it was amazing that so many people were allowed to flow through our borders at the same time there was nothing wrong with our borders.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 05, 2024 10:13 AM (KbCG3)

206 $450 million for a five episode series that never leaves the Mos Eisley cantina's downstairs shitter.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

The climax is seeing who shot first.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 05, 2024 10:13 AM (848we)

207 Check out Stewart's finest work "On the yacht 'Namouna'".

Superb, and includes a portrait of Lillie Langtry.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2024 10:13 AM (rj6Yv)

208 There is no "right" or "wrong", there is only cultural oppression

Posted by: Biden Junta Press Team at June 05, 2024 10:13 AM (vN1hc)

209 162 156 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
New Star Wars series ‘The Acolyte’
is the “gayest Star Wars yet” according to the producer and cast.
Does this make you want to watch it more or less?

What happens in tauntauns stays in tauntauns.

Posted by: Han Shot First! at June 05, 2024 10:13 AM (pIfcn)

210 "
To be downgraded the following month.. yeah.. We've seen that trick now for 3 plus years
Posted by: it's me donna at June 05, 2024 09:52 AM (Akjoo)"

They started the revision trick at full speed under Obama, obviously with a pause during Orangemanbad. Without it and similar dodges, 2008 was a second great depression; you just dont see the soup lines when it's EBT.

Posted by: somedood at June 05, 2024 10:13 AM (0Id/K)

211 That's lovely and restful. I had not heard of that artist. Thx so much, CBD!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2024 10:14 AM (urlcT)

212 Well fuck a duck.

I could use a break, frankly.

Posted by: The Chicken at June 05, 2024 10:14 AM (Q0kLU)

213 200 Greedo shot first.
Posted by: Eewwwwww at June 05, 2024 10:11 AM (BpZ5k)

Greedo pulled the gun. Argument over. Don’t want to be shot? Don’t pull the gun. Han Solo acted in self-defense.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 05, 2024 10:14 AM (8sMut)

214 Apparently Leslie Headland, weinstein's assistant, has turned the Jedi into lesbian Bene Gessariat looking for the child who will bring balance to the Force.

Who am I kidding? What I just wrote is a better idea than what will air.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2024 10:14 AM (rh7Jr)

215 Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at June 05, 2024 10:04 AM (SfhV1)

*******

Thanks. I don't have much experience with those. Hoping for a good result.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2024 10:15 AM (991eG)

216 Thanks Muldoon.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at June 05, 2024 10:15 AM (SfhV1)

217 St. Louis restaurant to ban men under 35 and women under 30 in the evenings due to "young folks that bring some of that drama"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 10:15 AM (L/fGl)

218 2024: We are going to read your kids gay pron...from a drag queen who will then twerk in your kid's face. And if you don't like it, well, there is always prison
Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2024 10:11 AM (ibTVg)

2034 - "Suck my double ladydick, bitch, if you or your family want to live."

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 10:15 AM (dEOJ+)

219 $450 million for a five episode series that never leaves the Mos Eisley cantina's downstairs shitter.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

The climax is seeing who shot first.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 05, 2024 10:13 AM (848we)
===============
Thumbs Up!

Posted by: PornHub Pitch Meeting at June 05, 2024 10:15 AM (vN1hc)

220 The Force still sounds correct to me. Maybe more so.
Posted by: ...

There's an interesting scene in the wonderful movie Kind Hearts and Coronets where the main character, played by Dennis Pryce, is drinking wine with the Anglican clergyman, played by Alec Guiness (one of the seven characters he portrays in the film). At one point, Guiness says to Price, "The port is with you." My wife and I looked at each other, because "port" sounds close to "force." We have always wondered if that line was the inspiration for "May the Force be with you." Probably just a coincidence, but an interesting one.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 05, 2024 10:16 AM (v6JzV)

221 "
OMG! I'm a Freeper!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 10:07 AM (L/fGl)"

The actual scam they are running is a combination of using illegals for seat apportionment, dumping them in flyover areas to fuck shit up, and long term - to replace all the kids the freaks and trannies they're manufacturing in schools aren't having

No voting required.

Posted by: somedood at June 05, 2024 10:16 AM (0Id/K)

222 St. Louis restaurant to ban men under 35 and women under 30 in the evenings due to "young folks that bring some of that drama"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 10:15 AM (L/fGl)

That restaurant will soon be hosting a tranny drag show for children as penance for their failures.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

223 snek in the grass

Posted by: torabora at June 05, 2024 10:17 AM (0Gnoc)

224 lesbian Bene Gessariat

In other words the Renunciates.

Posted by: don't call them groomers at June 05, 2024 10:17 AM (gKWVE)

225 2. Do these people know about Motor Voter and how states give drivers licenses to illegal immigrants as policy?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 10:03 AM (GBKbO)

The 19 9/1101 hijackers who all overstayed their visas had between them 65 DLs from 13 different states.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 05, 2024 10:17 AM (8sMut)

226 Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 05, 2024 10:11 AM (KbCG3)

The clip of Norm doing this with Larry King was great. And Larry was happy to be the foil and look like a dope; God bless him, he was not like these dumbass libs today.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 10:17 AM (dEOJ+)

227 I saw Double Ladydick open for Pussy Riot at The Kremlin in 2017.

Barely made it out alive.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

228 Greedo died because he had to run his mouth. If you're gonna shoot, shoot, don't effin open a discussion.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2024 10:18 AM (pohLc)

229 The actual scam they are running is a combination of using illegals for seat apportionment, dumping them in flyover areas to fuck shit up, and long term - to replace all the kids the freaks and trannies they're manufacturing in schools aren't having

No voting required.
Posted by: somedood at June 05, 2024 10:16 AM (0Id/K)

The next census is in 2030. By then, the illegals will have moved to where the jobs are. Problem solved.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2024 10:18 AM (rj6Yv)

230 222 St. Louis restaurant to ban men under 35 and women under 30 in the evenings due to "young folks that bring some of that drama"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 10:15 AM (L/fGl)

That restaurant will soon be hosting a tranny drag show for children as penance for their failures.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

So if I keep the Yes album from 1980 at home and don’t have it on my phone, they are cool?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 05, 2024 10:18 AM (8sMut)

231 a five episode series that never leaves the Mos Eisley cantina's downstairs shitter.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2024 10:09 AM

The wretched hive of scum and villainy within the wretched hive of scum and villainy within the wretched hive of scum and villainy?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2024 10:18 AM (qkCkt)

232 Morning Consult: Trump lead over Biden cut in half post conviction... Biden now leads Trump in favorability. Trump, a convicted felon, still leads Biden: Trump leads Biden by 1 percentage point in our latest tracking, 44% to 43%, compared with a 2-point lead ahead of last week’s guilty verdict in the former president’s New York hush-money trial.

I think it might take a poll cycle or two for there to be any movement, but I also think those who believe there's going to be a significant swing are going to be disappointed. Nearly everyone made up their minds about Trump years ago; some, decades ago.

They still don't fucking know how to conduct these dogshit polls. Felony conviction and static numbers?!?

Let's be real...If grab them by the... and COVID and impeachments and sexual assault didn't push them away from Trump... low level Felony white collar convictions won't either.

the utility of "Democracy in Danger" and "Felon Trump" as campaign strategy is limited. To win, he's gotta' address kitchen table issues. Polling shows people are more concerned with the cost of groceries than Democracy or Trump crimes.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2024 10:19 AM (JCZqz)

233 2034 - "Suck my double ladydick, bitch, if you or your family want to live."
Posted by: ...

If I'm alive, I'll be 72. I'll dance.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 10:19 AM (NzJjs)

234 So if I keep the Yes album from 1980 at home and don’t have it on my phone, they are cool?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 05, 2024 10:18 AM (8sMut)

Wow.

Well played, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

235 Let's be real...If grab them by the... and COVID and impeachments and sexual assault didn't push them away from Trump... low level Felony white collar convictions won't either.

They CAN learn. LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 10:21 AM (NzJjs)

236 the utility of "Democracy in Danger" and "Felon Trump" as campaign strategy is limited. To win, he's gotta' address kitchen table issues. Polling shows people are more concerned with the cost of groceries than Democracy or Trump crimes.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2024 10:19 AM (JCZqz)

In DU world, this is the guy on drugs.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 05, 2024 10:21 AM (KbCG3)

237 Biden Reportedly Showing Signs Of “Slipping” Behind Closed Doors

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Also out in front of God and everybody.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 10:21 AM (L/fGl)

238 232 Let's be real...If grab them by the... and COVID and impeachments and sexual assault didn't push them away from Trump... low level Felony white collar convictions won't either.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2024 10:19 AM (JCZqz)

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Dude admits that the felony convictions are low-level nonsense?

Dude is gonna get banned.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 10:21 AM (GBKbO)

239 It's not who shoots first, it's who shoots best.

Posted by: Peter North at June 05, 2024 10:21 AM (qkCkt)

240 ... the utility of "Democracy in Danger" and "Felon Trump" as campaign strategy is limited. To win, he's gotta' address kitchen table issues. Polling shows people are more concerned with the cost of groceries than Democracy or Trump crimes.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2024 10:19 AM (JCZqz)
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Whoa. A rare example of rationality from DU.

How much do they hate this guy?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 10:21 AM (d04cU)

241 It's not who shoots first, it's who shoots best.
Posted by: Peter North at June 05, 2024 10:21 AM (qkCkt)

And swallows!!!

Posted by: Kumswala Harris at June 05, 2024 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

242 214 Apparently Leslie Headland, weinstein's assistant, has turned the Jedi into lesbian Bene Gessariat looking for the child who will bring balance to the Force.

Who am I kidding? What I just wrote is a better idea than what will air.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2024 10:14 AM (rh7Jr)

Ms. Headland reports that her deepest childhood trauma was moving from MD to MA as a kid. (Military brats like me point at her and laugh) And to hear her say it in multiple interviews, much of this show was inspired by her wanting to repair the rift between her and her sister.

So $180 million for family therapy.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 05, 2024 10:22 AM (8sMut)

243 240 Whoa. A rare example of rationality from DU.

How much do they hate this guy?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 10:21 AM (d04cU)

=======

Theory:

It's Montec joshing with them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 10:22 AM (GBKbO)

244 Biden Reportedly Showing Signs Of “Slipping” Behind Closed Doors

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Also out in front of God and everybody.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 10:21 AM (L/fGl)
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If the implication is that he *hasn't* been "slipping" in public, then how bad is it "behind closed doors?"

They need to do transmission fluid service *immediately* - with the high-viscosity stuff for high mileage - to try to get the slipping under control until they can schedule a rebuild or swap.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 10:23 AM (d04cU)

245 It's not who shoots first, it's who shoots best.
Posted by: Peter North

A slow hit beats a fast miss.
Posted by: Doc Holiday

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 10:23 AM (NzJjs)

246 Theory:

It's Montec joshing with them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 10:22 AM (GBKbO)

But I didn't see "Trump is a poopiehead" anywhere in that comment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)

247 But I didn't see "Trump is a poopiehead" anywhere in that comment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
It's implied.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 10:24 AM (d04cU)

248 I hardly think marksmanship is an issue with a range of 18 inches.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2024 10:24 AM (pohLc)

249 So $180 million for family therapy.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 05, 2024 10:22 AM (8sMut)

Well if my deep seated childhood dumbassery wants to make a movie about blowing shit up and space princesses, i ain't gonna buy up the rights to the Bridges Of Madison County to make a fucking sequel about it.

Posted by: Eewwwwww at June 05, 2024 10:24 AM (BpZ5k)

250 I hardly think marksmanship is an issue with a range of 18 inches.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2024 10:24 AM (pohLc)

Braggart.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

251 Lol, sockoff.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2024 10:25 AM (BpZ5k)

252 Rob Menendez Wins New Jersey House Primary Amid Father’s Bribery Trial

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All In the Family.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 10:26 AM (L/fGl)

253 Well if my deep seated childhood dumbassery wants to make a movie about blowing shit up and space princesses, i ain't gonna buy up the rights to the Bridges Of Madison County to make a fucking sequel about it.
Posted by: Eewwwwww at June 05, 2024 10:24 AM (BpZ5k)

"But we can blow up the bridges in spectacular fashion!"

- - - Michael Bay

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

254 Well if my deep seated childhood dumbassery wants to make a movie about blowing shit up and space princesses, i ain't gonna buy up the rights to the Bridges Of Madison County to make a fucking sequel about it.
Posted by: Eewwwwww at June 05, 2024 10:24 AM (BpZ5k)

I like this bold new direction for the bridges of Madison county. Workshop a script and lets do this thing!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 05, 2024 10:26 AM (iSfV4)

255 the utility of "Democracy in Danger" and "Felon Trump" as campaign strategy is limited. To win, he's gotta' address kitchen table issues. Polling shows people are more concerned with the cost of groceries than Democracy or Trump crimes.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

Dude gets banned in 3...2...1...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at June 05, 2024 10:26 AM (OUMaO)

256 "I am the Nightrider! I am the chosen one. The mighty hand of vengeance, sent down to strike the unroadworthy! I'm hotter than a rollin' dice!"

"Well, I'm clev..."
-Gets run over by the Nightrider while the Toecutter watches on with approval
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 09:57 AM (GBKbO)

I did no such thing, and wouldn’t have let Michael do it.

Posted by: KITT at June 05, 2024 10:26 AM (8sMut)

257 Greedo pulled the gun. Argument over. Don’t want to be shot? Don’t pull the gun. Han Solo acted in self-defense.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
-----------

“hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid” - Han Solo

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2024 10:26 AM (XeU6L)

258 Morning.

She's reading. He's got other things in mind.

Posted by: Robert at June 05, 2024 10:27 AM (3GNm7)

259 A slow hit beats a fast miss.
Posted by: Doc Holiday

********

Slow is smooth and smooth is fast...

/six-time Forged In Fire champion Ben Abbott

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2024 10:27 AM (991eG)

260 It looks like there's been another victimless crime, involving AfD I assume:

Member of far right party stabbed in Mannheim, Germany just days after a deadly mass stabbing in the city.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 05, 2024 10:27 AM (ZdexC)

261 Next WSJ shocker report "U.S. Military Cannot Build A Simple Pier, Republicans Claim"

...followed by...

"Inflation May Be A Result Of Junta Spending, Economists Say"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 05, 2024 10:27 AM (vN1hc)

262 /six-time Forged In Fire champion Ben Abbott

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2024 10:27 AM (991eG)

He annoyed me for some reason.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

263 She's reading. He's got other things in mind.
Posted by: Robert at June 05, 2024 10:27 AM (3GNm7)

He’s pointing out all the innuendo in the book.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 05, 2024 10:28 AM (iSfV4)

264 They shout "Trump is destroying democracy!"...but they never explain how...and nobody asks them.

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2024 10:28 AM (AwYPR)

265 142 Liz Cheney lying again.

https://shorturl.at/aYTcY
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 09:55 AM (L/fGl)
****
looks like Pelosi called a Broken Arrow on J6
You can bet Joe confers a PMOF on her for her selfless act of bravery.

Posted by: torabora at June 05, 2024 10:28 AM (0Gnoc)

266 Lol, sockoff.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2024 10:25 AM (BpZ5k)

------------

Sockoff > Jackoff

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 05, 2024 10:28 AM (jdsD7)

267 Member of far right party stabbed in Mannheim, Germany just days after a deadly mass stabbing in the city.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 05, 2024 10:27 AM (ZdexC)

If conservatism doesn't want to get murdered, it just needs to go away.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

268 263 She's reading. He's got other things in mind.
Posted by: Robert at June 05, 2024 10:27 AM (3GNm7)

He’s pointing out all the innuendo in the book.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 05, 2024 10:28 AM (iSfV4)

It was the best of times...

They're banging!

It was the worst of times...

They're prematurely done banging.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 05, 2024 10:29 AM (KbCG3)

269 Uh oh.

Ousted Speaker John Boehner Emerges As "Quiet Mentor" To Mike Johnson

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 10:29 AM (L/fGl)

270 My favorite host (eet will kill) Doug Markita.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2024 10:29 AM (pohLc)

271 Looks like a humid day wherever they are . . . but it's nice to see people dressed up in public instead of wearing pajamas.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2024 10:29 AM (J2vNu)

272 Uh oh.

Ousted Speaker John Boehner Emerges As "~~Quiet~~ Crybaby Sissy Bitch Mentor" To Mike Johnson
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 10:29 AM (L/fGl)
++++
Fixed it

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 10:29 AM (d04cU)

273 My favorite host (eet will kill) Doug Markita.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2024 10:29 AM (pohLc)

Wife was extremely disappointed when they replaced Will Willis.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)

274 Mel is too old. Too much time has passed.

Sadly, no Spaceballs II. 😢

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 10:30 AM (NzJjs)

275 Biden Reportedly Showing Signs Of “Slipping” Behind Closed Doors

I read that as "Skipping"

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2024 10:30 AM (T4tVD)

276 Biden Reportedly Showing Signs Of “Slipping” Behind Closed Doors

He's been slipping in the public forum for the last decade.

Where the f*ck you been?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)

277 275 Biden Reportedly Showing Signs Of “Slipping” Behind Closed Doors

I read that as "Skipping"
Posted by: JT at June 05, 2024 10:30 AM (T4tVD)

“Guess he must have gotten into Hunter’s cocaine”

~ JT’s inner monologue

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 05, 2024 10:31 AM (iSfV4)

278 Boeing/NASA - Atlas V N22 - Starliner Boe CFT -
SLC-41 - CCSFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: June 5, 2024
Launch Time: 10:52 a.m. EDT, 1452 UTC, 16:52 CEST (Backup June 6: 10:29 a.m. EDT, 1429 UTC, 16:29 CEST)

https://www.youtube.com/live/P5HqrJNpZtE

T - 22 miutes

Posted by: Ciampino - Boing Boing at June 05, 2024 10:31 AM (qfLjt)

279
“hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid” - Han Solo
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
----------

Which was a Mauser C96.
Sometimes, the old ways are best.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2024 10:31 AM (XeU6L)

280 Stewart flourished, as they say, during the latter part of the nineteenth century and up until his death in 1919. He was a contemporary of John Singer Sargent. A Philadelphia boy who spent his career mostly in Paris, apparently.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2024 10:31 AM (J2vNu)

281 Ousted Speaker John Boehner Emerges As "Quiet Mentor" To Mike Johnson
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 10:29 AM (L/fGl)

This current environment is the clusterf*ck of shitshows.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)

282 Wife tells me that Blackrock and Citadel want to set up a new stock exchange...in Texas. Interesting.

Ankling New York?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 05, 2024 10:31 AM (v6JzV)

283 Ankling New York?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 05, 2024 10:31 AM (v6JzV)

Or f*cking Texas?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

284 Which was a Mauser C96.
Sometimes, the old ways are best.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2024 10:31 AM (XeU6L)
I really need a C96. Really. Just need to work up the lust to part with the cash.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2024 10:32 AM (pohLc)

285 Hmmm. No comments on what I thought was funniest about that stupid Morning Consult article. Trump's lead drops from 2% to 1% post conviction. A meaningless, quite possible normal variation. The headline? Trump lead over Biden cut in half post conviction... Biden now leads Trump in favorability.

Is it clickbait? Fan service for their liberal readers? Wishcasting (or, more modern and disturbing, "manifesting")?

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2024 10:32 AM (JCZqz)

286 CBD, if you want to feature this guy again, his Nymphs Hunting or Hunting would be a great choice. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2024 10:33 AM (J2vNu)

287 I really need a C96. Really. Just need to work up the lust to part with the cash.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2024 10:32 AM (pohLc)

Guess Joe’s going to have to find a lady holding a C96.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 05, 2024 10:33 AM (iSfV4)

288 Use the Fart Luke. Use the Fart.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 10:09 AM (NzJjs)

If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao at June 05, 2024 10:33 AM (8sMut)

289 Wife tells me that Blackrock and Citadel want to set up a new stock exchange...in Texas. Interesting.

Ankling New York?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 05, 2024 10:31 AM (v6JzV)

Our time is nigh.

Posted by: The Lone Star Empire at June 05, 2024 10:34 AM (Nqt5o)

290 Fan Outrage Fuels Boycott After HBO Cancels Queer Pirate Show

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I guess I'm joining a queer boycott.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 10:34 AM (L/fGl)

291 Fan Outrage Fuels Boycott After HBO Cancels Queer Pirate Show

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I guess I'm joining a queer boycott.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 10:34 AM (L/fGl)

A show about butt pirates failed? No way......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)

292 285 285 Hmmm. No comments on what I thought was funniest about that stupid Morning Consult article. Trump's lead drops from 2% to 1% post conviction. A meaningless, quite possible normal variation. The headline? Trump lead over Biden cut in half post conviction... Biden now leads Trump in favorability.

Is it clickbait? Fan service for their liberal readers? Wishcasting (or, more modern and disturbing, "manifesting")?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2024 10:32 AM (JCZqz)

========

Polls are bullshit. There are polls that disagree with it. Trump raised tons of money.

Oh, and polls are bullshit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 10:35 AM (GBKbO)

293 283: yeah, I don’t think I’d want a stock exchange in TX either.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 05, 2024 10:35 AM (8sMut)

294 Uh oh.
Ousted Speaker John Boehner Emerges As "Quiet Mentor" To Mike Johnson
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 10:29 AM (L/fGl)

I was gonna lend a hand but I am in prison for kiddie rape.

Oh, time for wrasslin practice! I'm so turgid!

Posted by: Denny Hastert, Inmate # 23348 at June 05, 2024 10:35 AM (7rocu)

295 Polls are bullshit. There are polls that disagree with it. Trump raised tons of money.

Oh, and polls are bullshit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 10:35 AM (GBKbO)

So, you are saying polls are bullshit?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 05, 2024 10:36 AM (8sMut)

296 The headline? Trump lead over Biden cut in half post conviction... Biden now leads Trump in favorability.
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*?*

Trump leads, but Biden more favorable?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2024 10:36 AM (XeU6L)

297 290 Fan Outrage Fuels Boycott After HBO Cancels Queer Pirate Show

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I guess I'm joining a queer boycott.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 10:34 AM (L/fGl)

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Our Flag Means Death was canceled after two seasons without an order for a third.

The only possible explanation in a period of contraction for streaming services, especially for WB Discovery which is cutting costs like crazy while Zaslav keeps talking about how theatrical distribution is more important than ever, is that Zaslav personally hates gay people.

Okay. Boycott!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 10:36 AM (GBKbO)

298 Biden Reportedly Showing Signs Of “Slipping” Behind Closed Doors

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Also out in front of God and everybody.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024

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A more accurate headline would be "Biden Shows Signs of Lucidity Behind Closed Doors"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2024 10:36 AM (J2vNu)

299 Almost fuzzy enough to be Impressionism?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2024 10:36 AM (TxCfB)

300 295 Polls are bullshit. There are polls that disagree with it. Trump raised tons of money.

Oh, and polls are bullshit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 10:35 AM (GBKbO)

So, you are saying polls are bullshit?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 05, 2024 10:36 AM (8sMut)

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Did I ****** stutter?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 10:36 AM (GBKbO)

301 Yeah polls are bullshit. Biden is about as likable as a boil on the dick.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2024 10:37 AM (pohLc)

302 Rules of Engagement followed by Black Hawk Down.

A double feature of Clinton era fuckery regarding the military.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 10:37 AM (GBKbO)

303 So many of the older paintings show people dressed in nice clothes just so they can lay in the dirt.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2024 10:37 AM (VwHCD)

304 Biden is about as likable as a boil on the dick.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Eh, you get used to those after a while.
-- Hunter

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 05, 2024 10:38 AM (v6JzV)

305 Fan Outrage Fuels Boycott After HBO Cancels Queer Pirate Show
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'Outrage' is organic to gheys.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2024 10:38 AM (XeU6L)

306 Floor traders in a Texas stock exchange need to wear cowboy hats, boots and belt buckles that are one giant lone star or in the shape of the state.

Posted by: Robert at June 05, 2024 10:38 AM (Nqt5o)

307 Trump leads, but Biden more favorable?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

I don't think that's TOO abnormal. I think Dem presidents typical are rated more favorably than Republican ones. The Dems CARE more, and more compassionate, more in touch with common people, etc...but they're worse leaders/less effective as president, so people still vote against them, even if they're more "favorable".

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2024 10:38 AM (JCZqz)

308 I always knew the famous Mauser as the "Broomhandle" model. Never knew it was designated the C96.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2024 10:39 AM (J2vNu)

309 Polls are bullshit. There are polls that disagree with it. Trump raised tons of money.

Oh, and polls are bullshit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 10:35 AM (GBKbO)

So, you are saying polls are bullshit?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 05, 2024 10:36 AM (8sMut)

Did I ****** stutter?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 10:36 AM (GBKbO)

P-p-p-polls are b-b-b-b-bull-l-l-lsssssshhhhhhhit!!

Posted by: Robert at June 05, 2024 10:39 AM (Nqt5o)

310 308 I always knew the famous Mauser as the "Broomhandle" model. Never knew it was designated the C96.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2024 10:39 AM (J2vNu)

Like the A-10, so ugly it's beautiful!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2024 10:40 AM (pohLc)

311 Did I ****** stutter?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

They're making fun of Biden's stutter again!!! They just HATE the differently abled!!! It's like Obama's tan suit all over again...but during Pride month!!!!

Posted by: Unhinged, Delusional Leftist at June 05, 2024 10:40 AM (JCZqz)

312 "Outrage"

Another term that's lost all meaning.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2024 10:40 AM (Q4IgG)

313 I always knew the famous Mauser as the "Broomhandle" model. Never knew it was designated the C96.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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I may have trod upon Weasel's toes with that comment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2024 10:41 AM (XeU6L)

314 WSJ: BIDEN LOSING HIS MIND!

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What was your first clue, Sherlock?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 10:42 AM (L/fGl)

315 "Outrage"

Another term that's lost all meaning.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Like 'stunning', and 'brave'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2024 10:42 AM (XeU6L)

316 306 Floor traders in a Texas stock exchange need to wear cowboy hats, boots and belt buckles that are one giant lone star or in the shape of the state.
Posted by: Robert at June 05, 2024 10:38 AM (Nqt5o)

This is why, as a native of this great state, I will never own a cowboy hat, boots or the obligatory 10 pound belt buckle.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 05, 2024 10:42 AM (8sMut)

317 Wow. Radio propaganda new just had a report on the soaring cost of caring for illegal immigrants, crowded schools, overwhelmed public serveries and fed up taxpayers. No mention of racist haters. I am stunned. I have never heard it presented this way in 20 years except on conservative media or conservatives on the MSM.

Something is afoot. The internal polling must be really bad and I the Dems are trying to get their base whipped into compliance and get with the program, at least until after the election anyway.

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2024 10:42 AM (JojsZ)

318 317 Something is afoot. The internal polling must be really bad and I the Dems are trying to get their base whipped into compliance and get with the program, at least until after the election anyway.
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2024 10:42 AM (JojsZ)

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Biden didn't sign a meaningless EO because illegal immigration isn't affecting things.

Still, Democrats won't actually get serious about it until illegal immigrants start voting Republican.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 10:43 AM (GBKbO)

319 Floor traders in a Texas stock exchange need to wear cowboy hats, boots and belt buckles that are one giant lone star or in the shape of the state.
Posted by: Robert

What about a bolo tie?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 05, 2024 10:43 AM (v6JzV)

320 This is why, as a native of this great state, I will never own a cowboy hat, boots or the obligatory 10 pound belt buckle.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

You should get the North American Arms belt buckle, which is also a holster for their tiny .22LR revolver.

https://tinyurl.com/muhm9748

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 05, 2024 10:44 AM (JCZqz)

321 This is why, as a native of this great state, I will never own a cowboy hat, boots or the obligatory 10 pound belt buckle.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 05, 2024 10:42 AM (8sMut)
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In college, I knew a girl who was from New Jersey, but claimed otherwise. She claimed to be from New Hampshire. She claimed not be a Jersey Girl.

One day (well, two days), my car was in the shop and she leant me her car for some stuff I needed to do. I was making my way through the stuff in her CD changer, which almost entirely lame and boring girl music. Then the last disc in the changer was a Bon Jovi and Bruce Springstein compilation.

When I returned her car, I said, "do you know how I know you're lying about not being from New Jersey?" She just sighed and said, "I guess you got to disc 6."

Some things are just in the blood...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 10:45 AM (d04cU)

322 Looks like NASA's going to give their "Starliner" another go. T-minus 9 minutes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2024 10:45 AM (Q4IgG)

323 I am stunned. I have never heard it presented this way in 20 years except on conservative media or conservatives on the MSM.
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2024 10:42 AM (JojsZ)

"We made everything awful for you, vote for us."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2024 10:45 AM (BpZ5k)

324 Floor traders in a Texas stock exchange need to wear cowboy hats, boots and belt buckles that are one giant lone star or in the shape of the state.
Posted by: Robert

What about a bolo tie?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

This isn't New Mexico.
(Actual state tie)

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 10:46 AM (NzJjs)

325 Listen, Fat. I've done more to protect the border than any President in History! Take my word for it. And that word is Ice Cream. Now go take a lap before I take you! Nap time!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 10:46 AM (m0WlR)

326 322 Looks like NASA's going to give their "Starliner" another go. T-minus 9 minutes.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2024 10:45 AM (Q4IgG)

How hard can it be to stand up a shitty hotel with a bunch of mexicans in space-suits running around and charge a couple grand a night?

Do better, NASA.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2024 10:46 AM (BpZ5k)

327 That Starliner capsule's exterior tile patch surface sure is unaesthetic and sloppy looking.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 05, 2024 10:46 AM (hO/fR)

328 Reading, 1884 - Julius LeBlanc Stewart

WikiArt org - Visual Art Encyclopedia
julius leblanc stewart › reading...
Inspired by a true story, Invincible recounts the last 48 hours in the life of Marc-Antoine Bernier, a 14-year-old boy on a desperate quest for freedom.

Julius LeBlanc Stewart, was an American artist who spent his career in Paris. A contemporary of fellow expatriate painter John Singer Sargent, Stewart was nicknamed "the Parisian from Philadelphia" Wikipedia, in part.

An interesting artist in that it seems his subjects were either covered by many layers of clothing or stark naked.

Pretty, calm but probably wouldn't hang. Thanks.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 05, 2024 10:47 AM (NFX2v)

329 Looks like NASA's going to give their "Starliner" another go. T-minus 9 minutes.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

8 minutes, 54 seconds - STOP!!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 10:47 AM (NzJjs)

330 283: yeah, I don’t think I’d want a stock exchange in TX either.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 05, 2024 10:35 AM (8sMut)
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What about a livestock exchange?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2024 10:47 AM (7fElN)

331 Floor traders in a Texas stock exchange need to wear cowboy hats, boots and belt buckles that are one giant lone star or in the shape of the state.
Posted by: Robert
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What about a bolo tie?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 05, 2024

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No, not cowboy hats. Open Road style hats, a la LBJ's style. Cowboy hats are worn by the guys who work the ranch -- but an OR is worn by the guy who owns the ranch.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2024 10:47 AM (J2vNu)

332 Some things are just in the blood...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 10:45 AM (d04cU)

*Nods*

Herpes.

Posted by: Robert, stealing shamelessly from that one 'Ron, you know the one at June 05, 2024 10:47 AM (tCLQV)

333 What about a livestock exchange?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2024 10:47 AM (7fElN)

Chicago already exists.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 05, 2024 10:48 AM (iSfV4)

334 yeah, I don’t think I’d want a stock exchange in TX either.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 05, 2024 10:35 AM (8sMut)
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What about a livestock exchange?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

That's already in Ft. Worth.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 10:49 AM (NzJjs)

335 No, not cowboy hats. Open Road style hats, a la LBJ's style. Cowboy hats are worn by the guys who work the ranch -- but an OR is worn by the guy who owns the ranch.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2024 10:47 AM (J2vNu)

"They're all cowboys. They all have sex with each other."

"Well, that's perverse!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2024 10:49 AM (BpZ5k)

336 Wouldn't her mafia connections also give away her Joizy origins?

Posted by: Robert at June 05, 2024 10:49 AM (tCLQV)

337 I was making my way through the stuff in her CD changer

is that where you like, used to store the phone charger?

Posted by: Gen Z at June 05, 2024 10:49 AM (AR07F)

338 Today is June 5th, aka 6.5 Creedmore day.

Talk about pushing useless crap.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 10:50 AM (NzJjs)

339 In college, I knew a girl who was from New Jersey, but claimed otherwise. She claimed to be from New Hampshire. She claimed not be a Jersey Girl.

One day (well, two days), my car was in the shop and she leant me her car for some stuff I needed to do. I was making my way through the stuff in her CD changer, which almost entirely lame and boring girl music. Then the last disc in the changer was a Bon Jovi and Bruce Springstein compilation.

When I returned her car, I said, "do you know how I know you're lying about not being from New Jersey?" She just sighed and said, "I guess you got to disc 6."

Some things are just in the blood...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 10:45 AM (d04cU)

I'm from jersey. Anchovi and Douche Leafspring CDs are forbidden in this house.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2024 10:50 AM (VwHCD)

340 "They're all cowboys. They all have sex with each other."

"Well, that's perverse!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2024 10:49 AM (BpZ5k)

Gay cowboys eating pudding.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, with a drawer full of pieces of flair at June 05, 2024 10:50 AM (xPJvm)

341 Gotta put some hustle in that bustle, bay.

Posted by: The Dude in Straw Hat at June 05, 2024 10:51 AM (wGerL)

342 Today is June 5th, aka 6.5 Creedmore day.

Talk about pushing useless crap.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 10:50 AM (NzJjs)

I like my rifle......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)

343 OK, I looked at open road hats.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 05, 2024 10:52 AM (Z8Yh2)

344 I'm from jersey. Anchovi and Douche Leafspring CDs are forbidden in this house.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2024 10:50 AM (VwHCD)

How about Overkill?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, with a drawer full of pieces of flair at June 05, 2024 10:52 AM (xPJvm)

345 NASA and Boeing launching now...
https://www.nasa.gov/

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 05, 2024 10:53 AM (ek+ZX)

346 I saw Douche Leafspring open for The Cars at Jake's Garage in '84.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)

347 Isn't Billy Joel a New Jersey thing, too?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 05, 2024 10:53 AM (v6JzV)

348 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Lovely art today. I like it.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2024 10:53 AM (W/lyH)

349 Cyril: I...I wanted to be...A LUMBERJACK!
Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia!
With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!

(Chorus of RCMP appears)
Posted by: John Drake In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 05, 2024 10:03 AM (u/Zei)

Heh! You know, I don't believe the practice of floating logs down river to the mill was ever used much in B.C. They threw then in the sea, formed them up into "booms", and towed them to the mill by tug.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2024 10:53 AM (OwAOz)

350 Posted by: Diogenes

How'd the geezer-fleecing go yesterday?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 05, 2024 10:54 AM (v6JzV)

351 Starliner looking okay so far

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2024 10:54 AM (gKWVE)

352 *launch*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2024 10:54 AM (Q4IgG)

353 "Isn't Billy Joel a New Jersey thing, too?"

Oh! You mean Billy Jo-el.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 05, 2024 10:54 AM (IHRQq)

354 The arms companies come up with new calibers every year or two that will do the same thing cartridges 100+ years old will do. It sells rifles. Never worked on me as I don't care if I'm in style with my new rifle. I kill deer with a cartridge 125+ years old and they never complain.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2024 10:55 AM (pohLc)

355 Cyril: I...I wanted to be...A LUMBERJACK!
Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia!
With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!

(Chorus of RCMP appears)
Posted by: John Drake

Talk about a gay musical...

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 10:55 AM (NzJjs)

356 I don't believe the practice of floating logs down river to the mill was ever used much in B.C.

The log-floating thing only came in with the birth of Christ.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 05, 2024 10:55 AM (v6JzV)

357 347 Isn't Billy Joel a New Jersey thing, too?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 05, 2024 10:53 AM (v6JzV)

There are actual secret dark military radio relays in Jersey who have to break their strings of impossibly rapid morse code nonsense with at least one Billy Joel song every fifteen minutes, or else the State won't let them continue broadcasting.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2024 10:55 AM (BpZ5k)

358 "Talk about a gay musical..."

And that's ok!

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 05, 2024 10:55 AM (IHRQq)

359 the booster is jettisoned

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2024 10:55 AM (gKWVE)

360 I never realized Starliner looked like a huge, throbbing penis.

Posted by: Robert at June 05, 2024 10:56 AM (tCLQV)

361 335 No, not cowboy hats. Open Road style hats, a la LBJ's style. Cowboy hats are worn by the guys who work the ranch -- but an OR is worn by the guy who owns the ranch.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2024 10:47 AM (J2vNu)

"They're all cowboys. They all have sex with each other."

"Well, that's perverse!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2024 10:49 AM (BpZ5k)

One of the greatest scenes in sitcom history.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 05, 2024 10:56 AM (KbCG3)

362 The arms companies come up with new calibers every year or two that will do the same thing cartridges 100+ years old will do. It sells rifles. Never worked on me as I don't care if I'm in style with my new rifle. I kill deer with a cartridge 125+ years old and they never complain.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

If it was good enough to kill Jerry & Japs, it's good enough to kill a deer.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 10:56 AM (NzJjs)

363 the booster is jettisoned

that's what she said

Posted by: hey-o at June 05, 2024 10:56 AM (AR07F)

364 Today is June 5th, aka 6.5 Creedmore day.

Talk about pushing useless crap.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 10:50 AM (NzJjs)

*laughs maniacally*

- - - - Jeff Bezos

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

365 One of the greatest scenes in sitcom history.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 05, 2024 10:56 AM (KbCG3)

Marble rye on a fishing line just bobbing past in the background....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2024 10:57 AM (BpZ5k)

366 > I never realized Starliner looked like a huge, throbbing penis.
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I know! Exciting to see, isn't it?

Posted by: Jeff Bezos-dick rocket man at June 05, 2024 10:57 AM (Q4IgG)

367 The log-floating thing only came in with the birth of Christ.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Everything's so great about this Christ guy. Blah blah blah. It's like the dude could walk on water to you people!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 05, 2024 10:57 AM (JCZqz)

368 The arms companies come up with new calibers every year or two that will do the same thing cartridges 100+ years old will do. It sells rifles. Never worked on me as I don't care if I'm in style with my new rifle. I kill deer with a cartridge 125+ years old and they never complain.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2024 10:55 AM (pohLc)

Now you tell me.

Posted by: .224 Valkyrie at June 05, 2024 10:57 AM (7rocu)

369 366 > I never realized Starliner looked like a huge, throbbing penis.
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I know! Exciting to see, isn't it?
Posted by: Jeff Bezos

I never really liked Sci-Fi until recently, when they made it GAAAAAAYYYYY.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at June 05, 2024 10:58 AM (JCZqz)

370 365 One of the greatest scenes in sitcom history.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 05, 2024 10:56 AM (KbCG3)

Marble rye on a fishing line just bobbing past in the background....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2024 10:57 AM (BpZ5k)

"It has nothing to do with the plot!"

"Still, still, I like to go in fresh!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 05, 2024 10:58 AM (KbCG3)

371 The log-floating thing only came in with the birth of Christ.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Huh.

And all this time I was calling it "dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)

372 So who are all the leftists in the bag for if the NY Times and WSJ are going after Biden?

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 05, 2024 10:59 AM (IHRQq)

373 "Isn't Billy Joel a New Jersey thing, too?"

Oh! You mean Billy Jo-el.
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight

Of the Krypton Jo-els?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 11:00 AM (L/fGl)

374 Bullet sizes are getting a bit absurd with their DudeBro overwrought intensity.

.224 Valkyrie
.300 Blackout
.371 Sphincterripper
.834 Episiotomy

Seriously, people. Dab it down a shade.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2024 11:00 AM (BpZ5k)

375 *It's like the dude could walk on water to you people!*

Or create a calendar based on the date of his birth.

Posted by: Anno Dominae at June 05, 2024 11:01 AM (dg+HA)

376 Can someone explain why NASA painted their 'Starliner' white? It should be a Rocket Of Color.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 05, 2024 11:01 AM (vN1hc)

377 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)

378 U nas yest' shimpanze. NOOD.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 05, 2024 11:02 AM (v6JzV)

379 The Starliner should have a fringe of dingleberries along the top of the canopy.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2024 11:02 AM (pohLc)

380 Can someone explain why NASA painted their 'Starliner' white? It should be a Rocket Of Color.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 05, 2024 11:01 AM (vN1hc)

White reflects heat.

Rocket of color would cook it's inhabitants.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)

381 Buy me now!

Posted by: 22 ARC at June 05, 2024 11:03 AM (7rocu)

382 "Talk about a gay musical..."

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Pulp Fiction, The Musical. (NSFW)

https://shorturl.at/N8fd3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 11:04 AM (L/fGl)

383 > 34 Why is he looking into her eyes?? Her ankles are down there.

Her ankles and eyes are soon to meet

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at June 05, 2024 11:15 AM (JEAhW)

384 You must pay the rent.
But I can't pay the rent!

Posted by: m at June 05, 2024 12:03 PM (NHMTR)

385 131 Oh, sure....white dudes romanticize white women when they be reading a book on a date, but you check yo phone a few times and they loss they shit!!!
Posted by: La'Sheiqua, posting on Instagram and TikTok at June 05, 2024 09:53 AM (JCZqz)

hahahahaha

Posted by: m at June 05, 2024 12:53 PM (NHMTR)

386 Recite The Raven by Edgar Alan Poe

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 05, 2024 04:49 PM (wGqjj)

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