Witness Tampering? Joe Biden Drops In For Surprise Visit on Beau Biden's Ex-Wife and Hunter's Former Slam-Piece Hallie Biden, Just Before Trial In Which She Will be a Key Witness

And when I say "key" witness I mean like a "key" of cocaine, like they used to say on Miami Vice.

Hunter Biden started banging Hallie Biden shortly after -- at least, the official story is "shortly after" -- Beau Biden died due to being exposed to burn pits while leading top secret commandos in Ukraine.

President Biden made a surprise nighttime visit to the Delaware home of Hallie Biden on Sunday -- just before she's due to serve as one of the most important witnesses at first son Hunter Biden's federal trial for alleged gun crimes.
Biden stopped by Hallie's home around 8 p.m. for a brief private talk eight days before the 54-year-old first son's trial is scheduled to stand trial beginning June 3.
Hallie dated Hunter at the time of his alleged gun crimes and is one of a dozen expected witnesses.

"Dated." How delicate.

She was married to the president's son Beau Biden, who died in 2015 of brain cancer, before her relationship with his troubled younger brother.
Prosecutors allege Hunter lied about his drug use on gun purchase forms and then briefly illegally possessed at least one weapon -- which Hallie disposed of in a public dumpster in 2018.
Although many commentators noted the awkward optics due to the looming trial, the visit came four days before the anniversary of Beau's death.
White House spokesman Andrew Bates told The Post that the president didn't discuss the trial with Hallie Biden during the visit.
"No," he replied. "He visited her because of the approaching 9th anniversary of Beau's passing."

Sure.

We can't check that because Joe Biden illegally uses pseudonymous accounts to avoid any documents being FOIA'd.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:45 PM

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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 28, 2024 05:45 PM (8RNuU)

2 Maybe he just wanted a little sniff.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2024 05:46 PM (u73oe)

3 >>>2 Maybe he just wanted a little sniff.

LOL. Very possible.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2024 05:46 PM (KRtlO)

4 Old man Joe was still on a viagra hangover. Wanted to stop by the Biden town pump for a night cap.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 28, 2024 05:48 PM (+oR7L)

5 Joe may have visited but he was distracted with a young child while the serious men with dead eyes made certain things very clear to Hallie.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 28, 2024 05:49 PM (tT6L1)

6 Evil.

Posted by: XTC at May 28, 2024 05:49 PM (6Uni8)

7 I just wanted to see if she'd accept a delivery of spotted dick.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 05:50 PM (82Wko)

8 Prosecutors allege Hunter lied about his drug use on gun purchase forms and then briefly illegally possessed at least one weapon

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An act that would have landed any on this board right in jail.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 28, 2024 05:50 PM (17s+e)

9 The mafia would have off'd Sloe Joe for stupidity.

Congress is more stupid than the mafia. More corrupt too.

He's going to be lionized.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 28, 2024 05:51 PM (Q4IgG)

10 What a creepy family.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 05:51 PM (LkLld)

11
They don't even try to hide their obvious wittiness tampering.

You have to have a conscience to feel shame.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 28, 2024 05:51 PM (+oR7L)

12 The one that lost her husband in Iraq ? Then was a family door knob ? That one. Great American family for sure.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at May 28, 2024 05:52 PM (ytSiK)

13 How many months is the "approaching" 9th anniversary of Bow's passing?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 28, 2024 05:52 PM (17s+e)

14 The 9th anniversary? Not the 5th, or the 10th, but the 9th? Who gives a damn on a 9th anniversary? Did he visit at this time last year? Or in 2022?

They can't even make a semi-convincing lie?

Posted by: acethepug at May 28, 2024 05:52 PM (Yh+hj)

15 What a creepy family.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 05:51 PM (LkLld)

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Trump is vilified yet has a great family, while Joe is lauded yet has a villainous family.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 28, 2024 05:52 PM (tT6L1)

16 And when I say "key" witness I mean like a "key" of cocaine, like they used to say on Miami Vice.

Yeah, could you be more specific which one you mean? We've got a bunch of them.

Posted by: Washington DC Lost and Found and Quickly Forgotten at May 28, 2024 05:52 PM (pIfcn)

17 4 Old man Joe was still on a viagra hangover. Wanted to stop by the Biden town pump for a night cap.

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Given that Bidens seem to all screw other Bidens, I find this entirely believable.

Posted by: the lower depths at May 28, 2024 05:53 PM (+b4rY)

18 Prosecutors allege Hunter lied about his drug use on gun purchase forms and then briefly illegally possessed at least one weapon

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Oh well if it was only briefly, it's probably not a big deal. Amirite?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 28, 2024 05:53 PM (B9Prs)

19 Beau's funeral has been running longer than McCain's funeral.

Amazing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 28, 2024 05:53 PM (tT6L1)

20 Beau Biden's funeral has been going on longer than John McCain's.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 28, 2024 05:54 PM (82Wko)

21 I only briefly shot that teller in the neck but the whole rest of the time me and my crew was robbing the joint, I didn't hurt nobody

Posted by: some scumbag at May 28, 2024 05:55 PM (gKWVE)

22 15 Trump is vilified yet has a great family, while Joe is lauded yet has a villainous family.

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That's a feature and not a bug when it comes to our satanic, inverted society. As with Communists, everything is subordinated to keeping and maintaining power. Everything else (like North Korea being a "Democratic People's Republic") is just window dressing for gullible idiots.

Posted by: the lower depths at May 28, 2024 05:55 PM (+b4rY)

23 Just a little reminder that the money in her shell company accounts could be in jeopardy.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 05:55 PM (WnDHN)

24 He couldn't just call her? They had to spend 100s of 1000s of dollars to take his entourage to her house? Why didn't they just fetch her to the White House?

Posted by: fd at May 28, 2024 05:56 PM (vFG9F)

25 >>Trump is vilified yet has a great family, while Joe is lauded yet has a villainous family.

In keeping with the time honored Democrat policy of always accusing others of their own faults. Trump wasn't getting paid by Russia but Biden was. Also China, Ukraine and a host of other countries.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 05:56 PM (LkLld)

26
How could you look at your mother, after knowing she was screwing your dead dads brother. Then finding out your moms sister was screwing him too.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 28, 2024 05:57 PM (+oR7L)

27 We can't check that because Joe Biden illegally uses pseudonymous accounts to avoid any documents being FOIA'd.
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Be fair. Of course he uses pseudonyms. He just doesn't want to be connected with scum like Hunter and Jill.

Excuse me. That's DOCTOR Jill.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 28, 2024 05:57 PM (1bNHn)

28 Why didn't they just fetch her to the White House?
Posted by: fd

Visitor logs?

Oh, wait, democrats don't have to sign those.

Posted by: mikeski at May 28, 2024 05:57 PM (DgGvY)

29 I must have missed Paul volunteering for Barack's "good war" in Afghanistan.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 05:57 PM (ZdexC)

30 So he can't even remember what year his son died and that's no biggie, but now the anniversary is your hook?

Lie better, betters.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 28, 2024 05:58 PM (wzAuc)

31 What evidence did the people who insisted Biden was a decent, kind and honorable have of his possessing those qualities?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 28, 2024 05:58 PM (JLq/1)

32 For those who missed it in the last thread, the DNC will be nominating Joe Biden virtually. This is to get him on the Ohio ballot.

Posted by: Ann at May 28, 2024 05:58 PM (4neFu)

33 Yep, when I first heard about this yesterday, the first thing that came to mind: "Hmm, trying to shape testimony a bit joe?"

Posted by: WIsRich at May 28, 2024 05:58 PM (G0vdT)

34 I see Kaul-Pid-Surt has shown up to soil itself in public.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 28, 2024 05:58 PM (1bNHn)

35 Posted by: Paul banned at May 28, 2024 05:57 PM

Isn't there a Beau Biden memorial fire pit you can inhale fumes from?

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 28, 2024 05:59 PM (+oR7L)

36 Paul, you dunce, but, I repeat myself.

I also supported the Iraq war. Then, I learned my lesson. Unlike leftists who always blindly support their guy, no matter what he does.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 28, 2024 05:59 PM (tT6L1)

37 For those who missed it in the last thread, the DNC will be nominating Joe Biden virtually. This is to get him on the Ohio ballot.
Posted by: Ann

That's fair. He's been presidentin' virtually for years.

Posted by: mikeski at May 28, 2024 05:59 PM (DgGvY)

38 At least I'm not Paul.

Posted by: some scumbag at May 28, 2024 05:59 PM (gKWVE)

39 9 years. What a tough nine years for that guy. He's died... What? 267 times?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 28, 2024 06:00 PM (0FoWg)

40 Yes it is, wonder when the last time he stopped in to see his X daughter in law?

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2024 06:00 PM (fwDg9)

41 >>> "Dated." How delicate.

And posted ass-pics of on the net... maybe.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 28, 2024 06:01 PM (cOq4q)

42 get down with OPP, yeah, you know me

Posted by: Hunter Halo Biden at May 28, 2024 06:01 PM (NtVYv)

43 33 For those who missed it in the last thread, the DNC will be nominating Joe Biden virtually. This is to get him on the Ohio ballot.
Posted by: Ann at May 28, 2024 05:58 PM (4neFu)
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Not fatal but definitely a setback for the Torricelli Option.

Posted by: WIsRich at May 28, 2024 06:01 PM (G0vdT)

44 All they discussed was yoga and grandkids.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 06:01 PM (ZdexC)

45 9 years. What a tough nine years for that guy. He's died... What? 267 times?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 28, 2024 06:00 PM (0FoWg)
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I think Beau's earliest recorded death was Thermopylae.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 28, 2024 06:01 PM (tT6L1)

46 MSNBC Headline: "Trump boasted about rolling back sexual assault rules on college campuses."

You don't have the media enough.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 28, 2024 06:01 PM (PiwSw)

47 I take it see is a prosecution witness against Hunter

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2024 06:02 PM (fwDg9)

48 hate

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 28, 2024 06:02 PM (PiwSw)

49 She was so distraught over the death of Beau that she had to screw his brother Hunter

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2024 06:02 PM (Akjoo)

50 He must have learned that from Bill Tarmack Clinton

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2024 06:03 PM (NtVYv)

51 The Biden's are a f**king disgusting, corrupt, and vile family.

All of them, every last one of them.

POS garbage family.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 28, 2024 06:03 PM (XV/Pl)

52
Maybe she scores some prime Delaware beach real estate after Jill dies of euphoria after getting nailed by Joe's entire Secret Service detail while she's wearing shear nylons.

I think I got my next Penthouse Letters submission.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 28, 2024 06:03 PM (RKVpM)

53

"Widow of Biden’s son finds solace with his married younger brother"

You cant make this shit up.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 28, 2024 06:04 PM (et1vG)

54 Prosecutors allege Hunter lied about his drug use on gun purchase forms and then briefly illegally possessed at least one weapon
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Oh well if it was only briefly, it's probably not a big deal. Amirite?
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously
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Maybe he briefly lied on the form.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 28, 2024 06:04 PM (cOq4q)

55 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 28, 2024 06:04 PM (T4tVD)

56 I though Joe was so incapacitated that he couldn't remember the date of Beau's death ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2024 06:04 PM (Akjoo)

57 Maybe he briefly lied on the form.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 28, 2024 06:04 PM (cOq4q)

He was mostly truthful.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 28, 2024 06:04 PM (PiwSw)

58 Rumor is that FJB was just delivering the severed head of a dead horse.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2024 06:04 PM (mH6SG)

59 She was so distraught over the death of Beau that she had to screw his brother Hunter
Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2024 06:02 PM (Akjoo)
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She is, or was, most likely, a coke.crack addict. That alone would be enough for her to spend time in bed with Hunter, regardless of marriage vows.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 28, 2024 06:05 PM (tT6L1)

60 > How could you look at your mother, after knowing she was screwing your dead dads brother. Then finding out your moms sister was screwing him too.

That's why all the Bidens are coke fiends.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2024 06:05 PM (Odg76)

61 Maybe he briefly lied on the form.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

For less than a second. How long does it take to check a box?

Posted by: mikeski at May 28, 2024 06:06 PM (DgGvY)

62 Maybe he just took a shower.

Posted by: Democracy dies in Delaware at May 28, 2024 06:06 PM (39Yzc)

63 "Money for nuthin".

Meaning, "No testimony, and you get a check".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 28, 2024 06:06 PM (lrC4d)

64 I just happened to be in the neighborhood, Hallie, and wanted to stop by and console you a bit, Oh, and never go against the family, capiche? *puts on mirrored aviators* Let's roll!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 06:06 PM (6gW4D)

65 ...Briefly in Hunter Biden's possession before being tossed in the trash for any random piece of shit to find and use.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 28, 2024 06:06 PM (wzAuc)

66

"Beau Biden Leaves Legacy of Compassion, Conviction for Children"

LOL. did Hunt fuck Beau's daughter, his niece, as well. Did he get into a throuple with his niece and her Mom?

Tune in next week for this answer and more on Soap.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 28, 2024 06:07 PM (et1vG)

67
What a creepy family.
Posted by: JackStraw

They're creepy and they're kooky
Mysterious and spooky
They're all together ooky
The Biden family

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2024 06:07 PM (63Dwl)

68 Maybe he briefly lied on the form.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 28, 2024 06:04 PM (cOq4q)

You know, one of those little white lies, like "Buddy went to live on a farm" "Santa Claud brings good kids presents" or "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 28, 2024 06:08 PM (B9Prs)

69 They're creepy and they're kooky
Mysterious and spooky
They're all together ooky
The Biden family
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2024 06:07 PM (63Dwl)
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But not in a nice way.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 28, 2024 06:08 PM (mUnoX)

70 No doubt with stern faced , dark sunglass wearing Secret Service agents flanking him as he spoke. Message sent.

Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2024 06:09 PM (FQmDC)

71 Prosecutors allege Hunter lied about his drug use on gun purchase forms and then briefly illegally possessed at least one weapon
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Oh well if it was only briefly, it's probably not a big deal. Amirite?
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously

Which was then THROWN AWAY in a trashcan by??? oh, Halie Biden. Which is, you know... stealing a gun (Felony), then unlawful disposal of a gun, felony most places... which is inherently giving away a gun without a background check...

oh, and doing it to cover up for the crime of having a gun as a druggie... which would constitute both conspiracy (ewww... but not Trump so OK)...

And then the gun was 'recovered' by... someone... furthering the criminal conspiracy as they did NOT report this to the Po Po...

So Trump is on trial for conspiring to cover up a NON crime, while these conspiracies to cover up an actual felony... are not even being talked about...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2024 06:11 PM (xaFKb)

72 I saw that he’s going to try the Clinton what’s the meaning of is defense.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2024 06:12 PM (u73oe)

73 Although many commentators noted the awkward optics due to the looming trial, the visit came four days before the anniversary of Beau's death.

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Every day is now an anniversary of at least one of Beau's tragic deaths.

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 28, 2024 06:13 PM (fLNzg)

74 >>And posted ass-pics of on the net... maybe.

https://bidenreport.com/#p=1

start at page 500 or so

Posted by: DanMan at May 28, 2024 06:13 PM (8uzBS)

75 It's a Court in Delaware right ?They won't find him guilty

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2024 06:13 PM (Akjoo)

76 I saw that he’s going to try the Clinton what’s the meaning of is defense.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2024 06:12 PM (u73oe)
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Unclear grammar! Dismissed! *bang*

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge # 32 at May 28, 2024 06:14 PM (mUnoX)

77 Afternoon.

Completely off topic but there was a warehouse fire in Laredo. Traffic was at a crawl, so I took some video.

https://youtu.be/aoC2irrdMMQ

Posted by: Robert at May 28, 2024 06:14 PM (tOUoa)

78 Hallie Biden has a son named Hunter. Previously presumed to be Beaus son but....

Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 06:14 PM (IFNME)

79 I can only hope year to come Biden is found to be the most corrupt bastard ever to be in the Oval Office.

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2024 06:15 PM (fwDg9)

80 So no verdict yet?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 28, 2024 06:15 PM (1GqLC)

81 Sure.

We can't check that because Joe Biden illegally uses pseudonymous accounts to avoid any documents being FOIA'd.

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* Robert L. Peters AKA "Pedo Pete" has entered the post *

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 28, 2024 06:15 PM (lUpAT)

82 Posted by: Robert at May 28, 2024 06:14 PM (tOUoa)
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Gravity seems to be operating differently in your part of the world.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 28, 2024 06:15 PM (mUnoX)

83 Schadenboner time, courtesy of the Politico "freakout" article Ace talked about:

“New York Democrats need to wake up,” said Manhattan Borough President Mark Levine. “The number of people in New York, including people of color that I come across who are saying positive things about Trump, is alarming.”

Biden’s weaker numbers bear that out. A Siena College poll released Wednesday showed Biden leading Trump in New York by only 9 points — 47 to 38 percent among registered voters. Four years ago, Biden won the state by 23 points.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 28, 2024 06:16 PM (lryPN)

84 Joe Biden doesn't care about optics.

Power doesn't explain.

Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 06:16 PM (IFNME)

85 Gravity seems to be operating differently in your part of the world.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight

Just not in mine

Posted by: mordehai milgrom at May 28, 2024 06:17 PM (gKWVE)

86 White House spokesman Andrew Bates told The Post that the president didn't discuss the trial with Hallie Biden during the visit.

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Opening odds that F. Joe was banging Hallie while in the same room Hunter was banging Dr. Jill?

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 28, 2024 06:18 PM (0tX03)

87 Biden needs a mustache--either the Stalin or the Adolf.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 28, 2024 06:19 PM (JLq/1)

88 56 I though Joe was so incapacitated that he couldn't remember the date of Beau's death ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2024 06:04 PM (Akjoo)

Good catch.

Posted by: javems at May 28, 2024 06:20 PM (8I4hW)

89 Someone should put a Adolf mustache on Sundowner

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2024 06:21 PM (fwDg9)

90 What make/model of gun was it?

Posted by: kind of question a Moron would ask at May 28, 2024 06:21 PM (QB+5g)

91 I saw that he’s going to try the Clinton what’s the meaning of is defense.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Is is what it is, and what it isn't, it ain't.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 28, 2024 06:21 PM (u/Zei)

92 Guess they couldn't get a private jet at the airport?

Posted by: Ribbed at May 28, 2024 06:22 PM (910Mn)

93 90 What make/model of gun was it?
Posted by: kind of question a Moron would ask at May 28, 2024 06:21 PM (QB+5g)

A Glock.

Posted by: MSNBC Gun Expert at May 28, 2024 06:22 PM (PiwSw)

94 The Biden's have raised the term trailer park trash to unimaginable heights

Posted by: Old Blue at May 28, 2024 06:23 PM (Pxa/w)

95 Same tactics as the mafia. Show up at a funeral and then point out to one of the mourners how unfortunate the corpse was.

The law doesn’t care what was discussed.

Posted by: Colonel Obvious at May 28, 2024 06:23 PM (BswBb)

96 This weekend Biden spoke to a group of Gold Star families. You'll never guess who he talked about.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 06:24 PM (LkLld)

97 What make/model of gun was it?
Posted by: kind of question a Moron would ask at May 28, 2024 06:21 PM (QB+5g)

It was a Colt single action. Beau used it when he was killed at Little Big Horn.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 28, 2024 06:25 PM (0FoWg)

98 Beau was buried under the name Arch Stanton.

Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2024 06:25 PM (o2ZRX)

99 100

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 28, 2024 06:26 PM (ENQN6)

100 Just imagine your brother dies, and the way you console his widow is to pork her. The Biden’s have to be the most hideous lowlifes that have unfortunately passed through the White House portico. And it’s not “Scranton Joe”, it’s Scrotum Joe.

Posted by: Colonel Obvious at May 28, 2024 06:26 PM (BswBb)

101 It is "ki" in the buisiness

It is funny that joe did not even raise hunter to know that snorting is for winners and crack is for hood trash.

Posted by: N at May 28, 2024 06:26 PM (8XibL)

102 > White House spokesman Andrew Bates told The Post that the president didn't discuss the trial with Hallie Biden during the visit.
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Uh huh.

Want to by a Rolex?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 28, 2024 06:26 PM (Q4IgG)

103 Meanwhile, Trump is being charged with felony RICO violations because he said--in a public speech, not a private phone call, let alone an in-person visit-- that the GA election wasn't honest.

And that was a RICO conspiracy--a multi-felony RICO conspiracy--because unknown others may have heard that and got the instructions "you know what to do."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 28, 2024 06:26 PM (yTj1y)

104 The whole Dem administration are behaving like the Soviet rulers during their worst era. But that's not all , you also get the worst of the banana republic dictators and oligarchs. But there's more, you also get the Mexican system where the president is a puppet while the country is run by drug cartels.

Posted by: Decaf at May 28, 2024 06:27 PM (unUNN)

105 44 All they discussed was yoga and grandkids.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 06:01 PM (ZdexC)
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Well he is a proven plagiarist - well done.

Posted by: Ciampino - awkward to xerox at May 28, 2024 06:27 PM (qfLjt)

106 102 > White House spokesman Andrew Bates told The Post that the president didn't discuss the trial with Hallie Biden during the visit.

*fistbump*

Posted by: Loretta Lynch at May 28, 2024 06:27 PM (PiwSw)

107 Two Biden’s walk into a bar. A quarter drops…

Posted by: Colonel Obvious at May 28, 2024 06:27 PM (BswBb)

108 87 Biden needs a mustache--either the Stalin or the Adolf.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 28, 2024 06:19 PM (JLq/1)

Rosario Dawson makes a good beard, and we broke up so she's probably available

Posted by: Fiercely Hetero Corey Booker at May 28, 2024 06:27 PM (lg881)

109 Just imagine your brother dies, and the way you console his widow is to pork her. The Biden’s have to be the most hideous lowlifes that have unfortunately passed through the White House portico. And it’s not “Scranton Joe”, it’s Scrotum Joe.

Posted by: Colonel Obvious at May 28, 2024 06:26 PM

Pretty sure that he got her all jack up on coke before he fvcked her while he was "consoling" her on her loss.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 28, 2024 06:27 PM (QNSds)

110 >>Want to by a Rolex?

Yes! But you'll throw in the battery, right?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 06:27 PM (LkLld)

111 98 Beau was buried under the name Arch Stanton.
Posted by: Eromero

Heh! The gold Cornpop stole is under the grave marked 'Unknown', right next to Beau!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 28, 2024 06:28 PM (sAmhv)

112 Hunter is the scape son / family sin eater

Posted by: N at May 28, 2024 06:28 PM (8XibL)

113 Eromero, I know that reference.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2024 06:28 PM (WnDHN)

114 45
I think Beau's earliest recorded death was Thermopylae.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 28, 2024 06:01 PM (tT6L1)
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So he wasn't killed by Cain?

Posted by: Ciampino - In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida at May 28, 2024 06:29 PM (qfLjt)

115 Ahhh, Beau is buried in grave marked Unknown next to grave of Arch Stanton

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2024 06:29 PM (fwDg9)

116 It was a Colt single action. Beau used it when he was killed at Little Big Horn.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 28, 2024 06:25 PM (0FoWg)

Fighting to protect the Indigenous Peoples against Custer's forces.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at May 28, 2024 06:30 PM (lg881)

117 The Horde mind.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 28, 2024 06:30 PM (sAmhv)

118 “You know Hallie, Hunter learned to schtupt from me. Come to think of it, so did Ashley”.

Posted by: Colonel Obvious at May 28, 2024 06:30 PM (BswBb)

119 hunter was the inspiration for the tuco character, except joe never intended to shoot the rope

Posted by: N at May 28, 2024 06:31 PM (8XibL)

120 Arch Stanton is a commenter

Posted by: N at May 28, 2024 06:32 PM (8XibL)

121 except joe never intended to shoot the rope

With a shotgun. Through the door. At night.

Posted by: Old Blue at May 28, 2024 06:33 PM (Pxa/w)

122 I though Joe was so incapacitated that he couldn't remember the date of Beau's death ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2024 06:04 PM (Akjoo)

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They painted the date for him on the inside of his Aviators.

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 28, 2024 06:33 PM (Cv6bS)

123 Hallie, how would like to be the Ambassador to Columbia? I will give you my 10% cut of an extremely profitable export business down there, and you can make a lot of lucrative export deals for yourself while in-country. Just drop my name. All you have to do is...

Posted by: Joe "Gold Star Father" Biden at May 28, 2024 06:34 PM (5fDan)

124 I want every Biden voter to have these images in their heads before pulling the lever. Joe Biden showering with his daughter and Hunter porking his dead brothers wife. Then tell me how much more “ethical” the Biden’s are. Jackasses

Posted by: Colonel Obvious at May 28, 2024 06:35 PM (BswBb)

125 It was awkward when joe walks out of the meeting with his daughter in law and asked the ss if his fingers had a starkist scent

Posted by: N at May 28, 2024 06:35 PM (8XibL)

126 @100

>>The Biden’s have to be the most hideous lowlifes that have unfortunately passed through the White House portico. And it’s not “Scranton Joe”, it’s Scrotum Joe.

Biden cheated on his first wife causing her to commit suicide, he banged his business partners wife, he showered with his daughter, his son shagged his brothers wife and probably banged his niece based on The Laptop From Hell.

These people are f**king scum of the earth and richly deserve to be humiliated and brought low.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 28, 2024 06:35 PM (XV/Pl)

127 I want every Biden voter to have these images in their heads before pulling the lever. Joe Biden showering with his daughter and Hunter porking his dead brothers wife. Then tell me how much more “ethical” the Biden’s are. Jackasses

It oa easier to pull the lvr for joe when they imagine it opens the trapdoor

Posted by: N at May 28, 2024 06:36 PM (8XibL)

128 They painted the date for him on the inside of his Aviators.
Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 28, 2024 06:33 PM (Cv6bS)

Too bad the technology's not yet good enough to display a teleprompter on a normal looking pair of sunglasses, so he could just have all his lines fed to him constantly. We could then also see how long before 4Chan got around to creating a "F**k you San Diego" moment.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at May 28, 2024 06:36 PM (lg881)

129 If Trump wins the White House, I recommend his first official act should be to replace all the toilet seats and have the showers scrubbed with bleach.

Posted by: Colonel Obvious at May 28, 2024 06:37 PM (BswBb)

130 I want every Biden voter to have these images in their heads before pulling the lever. Joe Biden showering with his daughter and Hunter porking his dead brothers wife. Then tell me how much more “ethical” the Biden’s are. Jackasses

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According to the "love is love" crew, these things are bonuses.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 28, 2024 06:39 PM (ZZpZy)

131 I thought Beau was buried in Grant's Tomb.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 28, 2024 06:39 PM (82Wko)

132 Actually, I’m wondering how many carpets Joe Biden soiled that they blamed on the dog.

Posted by: Colonel Obvious at May 28, 2024 06:39 PM (BswBb)

133 129 If Trump wins the White House, I recommend his first official act should be to replace all the toilet seats and have the showers scrubbed with bleach.
Posted by: Colonel Obvious at May 28, 2024 06:37 PM (BswBb)

Also replace the seat cushion on the chair in the Oval Office.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at May 28, 2024 06:40 PM (lg881)

134 There B a NOOD !

Posted by: JT at May 28, 2024 06:40 PM (T4tVD)

135 They should actually make a commercial of Joe doing the toddler poopy stance when he stopped to answer reporters questions and loop in some fart noises. “Oh that’s just “Scranton Joe” shitting his drawers”.

Posted by: Colonel Obvious at May 28, 2024 06:41 PM (BswBb)

136 Biden’s weaker numbers bear that out. A Siena College poll released Wednesday showed Biden leading Trump in New York by only 9 points — 47 to 38 percent among registered voters. Four years ago, Biden won the state by 23 points.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 28, 2024 06:16 PM

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I've been thinking this stat as significant, writ large, as the swing state figures in causing panic among those who need a Plausible Scenario for whatever their plans are. If NY is eroding this badly, what is the polling showing for Virginia, Minnesota, Maine?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 28, 2024 06:44 PM (wzAuc)

137 If Trump wins the White House, I recommend his first official act should be to replace all the toilet seats and have the showers scrubbed with bleach.

He would be nuts to return to the WH. Rather, he should fire all WH political and non-political staff, turn it into a museum; or mausoleum. The place is bugged and the people who work their are villainous scum.

Move the Presidential residence to FL or TX.

Posted by: Ex GOP at May 28, 2024 06:44 PM (GpUII)

138 129 If Trump wins the White House, I recommend his first official act should be to replace all the toilet seats and have the showers scrubbed with bleach.

Posted by: Colonel Obvious at May 28, 2024 06:37 PM (BswBb)

That may not be adequate to eliminate the gawd-awful brain- and genital-rotting STD bacteria and viruses the Biden clan deposited on all surfaces and every piece of furniture.

Posted by: Joe at May 28, 2024 06:44 PM (5fDan)

139
'BigGuy@WH.gov'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2024 06:50 PM (XeU6L)

140 http://tiny.cc/r5r9yz

Libertarian Party Nominates Giant Gay Bong...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2024 06:57 PM (ynpvh)

141 But I always heard Darth Vader betrayed and murdered Beau Biden!

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