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Mid-Morning Art Thread
The Birthday (A Portrait Of The Artist's Wife, Edith)
William Holman Hunt
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 28, 2024 09:30 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2024 09:30 AM (h3HS+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 28, 2024 09:31 AM (Q4IgG)
William Holman Hunt
Date: 1868
Style: Romanticism
Genre: portrait
Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2024 09:31 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2024 09:31 AM (loRx9)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 28, 2024 09:31 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2024 09:31 AM (h3HS+)
Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 09:31 AM (xhfG9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2024 09:31 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Kris at May 28, 2024 09:31 AM (hR8f8)
Posted by: BignJames at May 28, 2024 09:32 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 09:32 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2024 09:32 AM (Iiibw)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2024 09:32 AM (h3HS+)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2024 09:32 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2024 09:32 AM (loRx9)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
That was only after Edith was told to STIFLE IT!
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 09:32 AM (v6Olo)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 09:33 AM (v6JzV)
A colorful portrait, but she does not look like she'd be a fun person. Maybe she has a migraine.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2024 09:33 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2024 09:33 AM (bo7UB)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. She looks pissed. And not in the British sense.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2024 09:34 AM (bvWAj)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024
***
Somebody made the mistake of reminding her she was now thirty instead of twenty-nine.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2024 09:34 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 09:34 AM (v6Olo)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2024 09:34 AM (991eG)
Posted by: PabloD at May 28, 2024 09:34 AM (euahq)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 28, 2024 09:34 AM (T+Iwg)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 09:34 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2024 09:35 AM (991eG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2024 09:32 AM
Teenaged girls around the world are printing this out and practicing in front of the mirror as we speak.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2024 09:35 AM (h3HS+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
******
She's menopausal that's why she's got her fan.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2024 09:35 AM (NpAcC)
More of a "ffs, will you EVER figure out I hate fans and baubles and pocket watches?" face. "Can I just have a day to myself where I don't have to wipe anyones ass or find their schoolwork?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2024 09:35 AM (loRx9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2024 09:35 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2024 09:33 AM
Karen Demands the Manager.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2024 09:36 AM (h3HS+)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2024 09:36 AM (NpAcC)
Enjoy the couch William!
Posted by: Mrs William Holman Hunt at May 28, 2024 09:36 AM (ibTVg)
Or messenger bags.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 28, 2024 09:36 AM (si1C0)
Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2024 09:36 AM (JwHpX)
Posted by: Someone has to ask at May 28, 2024 09:37 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: BignJames at May 28, 2024 09:37 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 28, 2024 09:31 AM (Q4IgG)
She must remember my first time. And most times after that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
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And then there's the onion on her belt.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2024 09:37 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 09:37 AM (xCA6C)
"Yes, I'm Actually Giving you the Finger But Being All Subtle and Classy About It"
Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2024 09:37 AM (eDfFs)
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 09:37 AM (ZdexC)
Posted by: Hal Roach Clip at May 28, 2024 09:38 AM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 09:38 AM (v6Olo)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2024 09:38 AM (d04cU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2024 09:38 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 28, 2024 09:39 AM (si1C0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2024 09:39 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2024 09:39 AM (991eG)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 09:40 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2024 09:40 AM (o2ZRX)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 09:40 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 28, 2024 09:40 AM (RA8zy)
Posted by: Rhubarb what? at May 28, 2024 09:40 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: BignJames at May 28, 2024 09:32 AM (AwYPR)
-
The famous "Portrait of a Dingbat."
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 28, 2024 09:40 AM (nvcY+)
What about the lamp?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 09:40 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2024 09:39 AM (991eG)
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Ssshhhhh.
You'll spoil it for everyone!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2024 09:41 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2024 09:38 AM (d04cU)
Buy her roses and a hoohah and a gold watch, and she's still rolling her eyes and scowling? No kidding.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 28, 2024 09:41 AM (VoAdT)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 28, 2024 09:41 AM (3vwcU)
Posted by: dantesed at May 28, 2024 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 09:41 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 09:41 AM (ZdexC)
Posted by: Kris at May 28, 2024 09:31 AM (hR8f
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Obligatory:
https://youtu.be/Twivg7GkYts
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 28, 2024 09:42 AM (nvcY+)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 28, 2024 09:42 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Mind In the Gutter at May 28, 2024 09:42 AM (V5BDR)
Because my no good husband can't afford a big rug!
Posted by: Mrs William Holman Hunt at May 28, 2024 09:42 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 09:34 AM (v6Olo)
===
Mmm. Falafel Cake.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 28, 2024 09:42 AM (RIvkX)
And a massage from the pool boy. Especially the massage.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 09:42 AM (xCA6C)
He uses his wife's face in many of his paintings of women.
Anyone know the significance of what she is holding?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 28, 2024 09:43 AM (RA8zy)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 28, 2024 09:41 AM
I always appreciated getting a hoohah on my Birthday, you know.
Posted by: Hillary! 2024! 2028! at May 28, 2024 09:43 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2024 09:43 AM (Iiibw)
"Yes, Yes. Happy Fucking Fortieth Birthday to Me. When the Hell Are We Going on a Real Honeymoon? We've Only Been Married for Twenty Years. And No, That Weekend in Your Cousin's Lakeside Cabin Did. Not. Count."
Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2024 09:44 AM (eDfFs)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at May 28, 2024 09:44 AM (DIB8X)
Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 09:44 AM (tpjlM)
Posted by: The Valentino, the Paolo's great grandfather at May 28, 2024 09:44 AM (ibTVg)
Why yes, I'm a fan. Funny you should ask.
Posted by: JTB at May 28, 2024 09:44 AM (zudum)
Posted by: Doof
I think I saw that movie - Marilyn Chambers starred in it. But it was in her armpit.
Posted by: Raintardo at May 28, 2024 09:44 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 09:45 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 28, 2024 09:45 AM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Kris at May 28, 2024 09:31 AM (hR8f
Can't be that. First electric vacuum cleaner invented in 1901.
Posted by: Hoover It Up at May 28, 2024 09:46 AM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Uhhhhh. .. Don't open that card!!
Posted by: Raintardo at May 28, 2024 09:46 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Edith Hunt at May 28, 2024 09:46 AM (JCZqz)
"This redhead in a rug..."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 09:45 AM (v6JzV)
Like my dad used to say: "Nice dress, lady. How'd the couch turn out?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kris at May 28, 2024 09:31 AM (hR8f
++++
I never got the hatred for receiving useful appliances as gifts. If a woman bought me an impact drill, I'd be pretty pleased about it. Yeah, it's a gift of future labor on my part, but that's not the point. I'm going to be doing that labor anyway, just more easily and with nicer equipment.
Appliances are high-value gifts. "I appreciate what you do for me, so I'm spending a lot of money to make it easier and nicer for you to do it." Appliances are - or, I suppose, should be considered - great gifts.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2024 09:46 AM (d04cU)
Posted by: Hoover It Up at May 28, 2024 09:46 AM (V5BDR)
That's why she's salty.
Manual vacuum cleaner.
Posted by: Pfffff-ptthbt... Pfffff-ptthbbt..... at May 28, 2024 09:46 AM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Hoover It Up at May 28, 2024 09:46 AM (V5BDR)
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Or, as they call 'em in PIttsburgh, "sweepers."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2024 09:47 AM (d04cU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
I think that also featured a guest appearance by Lipps, Inc.
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 09:47 AM (v6Olo)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2024 09:47 AM (od9zZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2024 09:47 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 28, 2024 09:47 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 28, 2024 09:45 AM (VoAdT)
Ooooh...that would be...bad.
Posted by: BignJames at May 28, 2024 09:47 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2024 09:46 AM (d04cU)
ASSHOLE!!!!!
Posted by: Winebox Karen on Box #3 at May 28, 2024 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
I think we used to call 'em that, too, when I was a kid in SW Michigan.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 09:48 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2024 09:48 AM (WXNFJ)
Manual vacuum cleaner.
Posted by: Pfffff-ptthbt... Pfffff-ptthbbt..... at May 28, 2024 09:46 AM (VoAdT)
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I can't remember the last time I saw one of those purely mechanical push-along little crumb sweepers. They used to be a constant presence in restaurants for quick tidy-ups because they're silent and lightweight.
Huh. I used to see them everywhere, but it's been many years since I saw one in use. Odd.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2024 09:48 AM (d04cU)
Posted by: A donation has been made in your name.... at May 28, 2024 09:48 AM (VoAdT)
This Chinese fan and the amber beads.
Well just those two things. And these roses. And maybe another red bead necklace to match the one you gave me for our anniversary.
Yep, all I want for my birthday is the fan, and the amber beads, and the second red bead necklace and the roses. Oh, and this pocket watch. That's all I want.
The fan, the beads, the necklace, the roses, the watch. That's all. Along with the bracelet and the fur cape. That's all I want for my birthday.
And a cake...
Husband: *rolls eyes* Yes, dear...
Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2024 09:48 AM (991eG)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 28, 2024 09:45 AM (VoAdT)
Ooooh...that would be...bad.
Posted by: BignJames at May 28, 2024 09:47 AM (AwYPR)
Step 1 - Get a box.
Step 2 - Cut a hole in the box...
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 09:49 AM (v6Olo)
Posted by: BignJames at May 28, 2024 09:47 AM (AwYPR)
++++
Yeah. Throw in the towel. It's over.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2024 09:49 AM (d04cU)
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 09:47 AM (v6Olo)
I do remember a show where Unfortunate Queef opened for them, tho.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Nate Silver re Washington Monthly protest data analysis: “Of course the stereotype was that these protests were concentrated at expensive elite colleges but I didn’t realize the rather extreme extent to which that’s actually true.”
Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2024 09:49 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: JTB at May 28, 2024 09:49 AM (zudum)
Posted by: Doof
Funky!
Posted by: Tonypete
Well he is Disco Doof.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 09:49 AM (v6JzV)
My problem with Hunt is that his colors are always too garish to my eye, but I also know that the Victorians were fond of bright and - to us - eye-piercing colors. So this is appropriate to the time. Not something I would hang, though.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2024 09:49 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
I grew up in North Canton - home of Hoover Co. We called them sweepers also.
My Dad's all-time favorite joke - "How do you like working at Hoover's?"
It sucks!!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2024 09:49 AM (WXNFJ)
Terrorist cosplay is so fulfilling.
Posted by: faux Biden campaign at May 28, 2024 09:50 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Mind In the Gutter at May 28, 2024 09:42 AM (V5BDR)
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Here you go
https://tinyurl.com/4mr4apck
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2024 09:50 AM (bo7UB)
https://tinyurl.com/4mr4apck
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2024 09:50 AM (bo7UB)
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Ugh. She looks like a Congressman.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2024 09:50 AM (d04cU)
Terrorist cosplay is so fulfilling.
Posted by: faux Biden campaign at May 28, 2024 09:50 AM (RHGPo)
Soros and his various fronts have lots of money.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 09:47 AM (v6Olo)
I do remember a show where Unfortunate Queef opened for them, tho.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Unfortunate Queef is a bit redundant, eh?
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 09:50 AM (v6Olo)
... implies "a strong demand for urban markets."
Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2024 09:51 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Kris at May 28, 2024 09:31 AM (hR8f
++++
I never got the hatred for receiving useful appliances as gifts. If a woman bought me an impact drill, I'd be pretty pleased about it. Yeah, it's a gift of future labor on my part, but that's not the point. I'm going to be doing that labor anyway, just more easily and with nicer equipment.
I bought my wife a vacuum for her birthday. She begged and pleaded for it, (well, more like cussed out the old one) and was thrilled when I took the time to do the research for a good one and ordered it from Bezos.
She's a keeper.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 09:51 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2024 09:51 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Doof
Funky!
Posted by: Tonypete at
You asked for it
https://tinyurl.com/ykbny2ya
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2024 09:51 AM (qoB0Q)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 28, 2024 09:51 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 09:51 AM (ZdexC)
Ugh. She looks like a Congressman.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2024 09:50 AM (d04cU)
Nancy, in the morning.
There's a reason Paul was big into hammer wielding homo druggies.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 28, 2024 09:51 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 28, 2024 09:51 AM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 09:50 AM (v6Olo)
you, my good sir, seem to have no appreciation for comedic timing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 28, 2024 09:51 AM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 09:46 AM
But it looks good on you, though!
- Al Czervik
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2024 09:52 AM (Wnv9h)
Huh. I used to see them everywhere, but it's been many years since I saw one in use. Odd.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Bissel brushes... they still make them; but I agree you don't see them as often any longer. I think restaurants figured out a broom and a dust pan is cheaper than buying a tool that will not be cared for properly.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 28, 2024 09:52 AM (RA8zy)
Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 09:52 AM (tpjlM)
https://tinyurl.com/2s3evvms
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 09:51 AM (ZdexC)
"Sit in my lap and lets talk about the first thing that pops up."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver
Including, apparently, the sister.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 09:52 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 28, 2024 09:53 AM (VoAdT)
She's a keeper.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 09:51 AM (xCA6C)
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Yup. Responding to persistent grumbling about bad tools with a gift of new tools strikes me as a good thing. You're paying attention, and are willing and able to solve the problem. It's thoughtful. It isn't like buying a vacuum cleaner and sticking a card to it that reads, "maybe now you'll get off your lazy ass and clean some floors, you ungrateful shrew."
But it seems like that card is *always* present - even if only in the mind.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2024 09:53 AM (d04cU)
Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 09:53 AM (A9nA9)
It's interesting that the "protests" disappeared as soon as exams were over and everyone went home to mom and dad.
You can't buy that kind of dedication.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 09:53 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2024 09:53 AM (bvWAj)
Unfortunate Queef is a bit redundant, eh?
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 09:50 AM (v6Olo)
*The The has entered the chat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2024 09:53 AM (WXNFJ)
I never thought that I would read something by a man too stupid for the Washington Monthly, but I was wrong.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2024 09:53 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 09:49 AM
Who shakes his thang exceptionally well, as we learned last night from the 'ettes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 09:53 AM (a3Q+t)
Three data points:
1) The US has never had so much immigration. Demand Up.
2) All across the US various locales regulations and restrictions on new construction are coming into place. Supply Down
3) Inflation is running at 10%+ a year. All costs...UP.
None of this is a surprise. And if any yutes in your AO complain about the costs of housing ask them if they'll hell you end immigration and government spending...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2024 09:53 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at May 28, 2024 09:54 AM (zudum)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2024 09:46 AM (d04cU)
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See comment 68.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 28, 2024 09:54 AM (nvcY+)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
====
"Local police are baffled by the brutal dismemberment of a local photography expert. Tips are pouring in from an obscure, but smart, military blog. "
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 28, 2024 09:54 AM (8NYB/)
Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 09:54 AM (A9nA9)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 28, 2024 09:54 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 09:53 AM
What am I, chopped liver?
-- The THE in THE Ohio State
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 09:55 AM (a3Q+t)
Gotta say I really enjoyed when the local Seamen's Club gave me a plug-in Kitty Pounder 9000. I mean sometimes you need a extension cord...but when the local ship's crew gets worn out it doesn't.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 28, 2024 09:55 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2024 09:49 AM (RHGPo)
Hurr durr, that Nate Silver's a real genius. "Kill the Jews!! Rape their wives in front of their kids, and then kill them, too!!" is not going to be a broadly popular message.
But then, none of the ruling class's positions are popular. The only places where you're going to find them to be popular are in their own institutions. And no institution will be more rigidly supportive of ruling class policy positions than the galleries where they hatch their larvae. Of course that's where this is concentrated.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 28, 2024 09:55 AM (0FoWg)
"He shall prick that annual blister / Marriage to deceased wife's sister!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2024 09:56 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 09:56 AM (tpjlM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Great flick. Heston, Herbert Lom, and Sophia Loren's boobs.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 09:56 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2024 09:39 AM (991eG)
Teacher's pet!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2024 09:56 AM (bvWAj)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Well played. Underrated band.
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 09:56 AM (v6Olo)
In six months to a year 90% of their "opinions" will be unassailable gospel.
Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 09:56 AM (A9nA9)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024
*
I think that also featured a guest appearance by Lipps, Inc.
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024
***
(in tinny voice) "Got to make a move to a town that's right for meeee. . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2024 09:56 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
A chain saw is NOT considered an appliance, as I have learned to my chagrin.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2024 09:56 AM (WXNFJ)
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They just want the Jews resettled in the east.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 28, 2024 09:56 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 09:53 AM (a3Q+t)
Speaking of.....I was a bit surprised the TNT broadcast of the NHL game Stars/Oilers chose to prominently display the 2 gentlemen who were wearing the full body bright green spandex suits with nothing underneath to obscure their manhood..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 09:57 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Rod Porkmore at May 28, 2024 09:57 AM (ZfP1m)
Well played. Underrated band.
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 09:56 AM (v6Olo)
*Mr. Mister farts in your general direction.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 09:57 AM (v6JzV)
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Because it's illegal to marry any dead person?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2024 09:58 AM (d04cU)
Posted by: Plainoldtoast at May 28, 2024 09:58 AM (ytSiK)
https://tinyurl.com/2ry4d73w
From Wiki's painting info:
Name and age of sitter, dedication and signature verso on label:
Portrait of Marion [written above the line] Edith Gertrude [crossed out] Waugh / painted by W Holman Hunt and / given to her as a memento of her / twenty first birthday / W Holman Hunt
Text verso on backboard:
The property of Hilary L. Holman-Hunt Given by his Mother M E Holman-Hunt on his marriage [these three words added by a different hand] Portrait of M E Holman-Hunt aged 21 years by William Holman-Hunt
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 09:58 AM (ZdexC)
My wife and I discovered there are more than a few of those matchups in our family tree.
It explains a number of things, it does.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2024 09:59 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 09:59 AM (ZdexC)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2024 09:56 AM
People who can barely operate a portable drill should not be given chainsaws. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 09:59 AM (a3Q+t)
It’s all one giant cosplay.
Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 09:59 AM (tpjlM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2024 09:59 AM (a1415)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Just catching up to the yoga pants trend. If ladies of all shapes and sizes can get away with public display of moose knuckles, then dudes should be able to show their shrink wrapped weiners.
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 10:00 AM (v6Olo)
Fanny Hunt?
Let the Obama and Buttigieg jokes begin.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:00 AM (v6JzV)
He did purchase the first retail microwave oven available, about 1971 or so. Mom was really happy about that.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 28, 2024 10:00 AM (yoSgP)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Stiff penalties are handed out for that.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2024 10:00 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Edith at May 28, 2024 10:00 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2024 10:01 AM (a1415)
She beat me to death with it, twice.
I got better.
She's a sweeper.
Posted by: Reforger at May 28, 2024 10:01 AM (Lb7Mi)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2024 09:59 AM (a1415)
Welcome to the party, pal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:01 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 10:01 AM (A9nA9)
Fixed it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 28, 2024 10:01 AM (L/fGl)
“We are not where we hoped we would be when we started this process,” he said, adding that finalizing an international agreement on how to respond to a pandemic was critical “for the sake of humanity” even as a host of countries disagreed with the basic principle that unelected, unaccountable, health bureaucrats could somehow decide major global decisions on government policies.
Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2024 10:01 AM (amcPb)
Three data points:
1) The US has never had so much immigration. Demand Up.
2) All across the US various locales regulations and restrictions on new construction are coming into place. Supply Down
3) Inflation is running at 10%+ a year. All costs...UP.
None of this is a surprise. And if any yutes in your AO complain about the costs of housing ask them if they'll hell you end immigration and government spending...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2024 09:53 AM (ibTVg)
Or...
Ask them who they voted for, then shrug-
cuz it'll probably be Biden.
If you're really kind, then hand them a copy of "Free to Choose" or "Capitalism and Freedom" by Milton Friedman.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2024 10:01 AM (eDfFs)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024
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Good question. Wasn't it sanctioned in the Old Testament -- the Onan story? He refused to do his duty, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2024 10:01 AM (J2vNu)
And they all expect a future Biden to pay for that $55k/year...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2024 10:02 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 09:59 AM (ZdexC)
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Waugh?
What is it good for?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 28, 2024 10:02 AM (nvcY+)
Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 10:02 AM (tpjlM)
Just catching up to the yoga pants trend. If ladies of all shapes and sizes can get away with public display of moose knuckles, then dudes should be able to show their shrink wrapped weiners.
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 10:00 AM (v6Olo)
Yeah. TNT is apparently on board as they kept them front and center for at LEAST 60 seconds.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 28, 2024 10:02 AM (8sMut)
Let the Obama and Buttigieg jokes begin.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:00 AM
Those would not be in keeping with our resolve to be scrutinous in our comments today, would they?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 10:02 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: tubal at May 28, 2024 10:02 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2024 09:58 AM (d04cU)
Well they vote, so why not. And you win every argument.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2024 10:02 AM (bvWAj)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2024 09:48
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Got one at the office. Hoky sweeper.
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 28, 2024 10:02 AM (ViCCR)
Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2024 10:01 AM (amcPb)
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Thank G-d for small blessings.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2024 10:02 AM (d04cU)
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 09:56 AM (v6Olo)
*Mr. Mister farts in your general direction.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
I'll take this to another level...
https://youtu.be/2IgjUYrDbWI
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 10:02 AM (v6Olo)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2024 10:02 AM (bvWAj)
++++
You're making compelling points.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2024 10:03 AM (d04cU)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
*
Stiff penalties are handed out for that.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2024
***
There's probably rigor-ous legal logic behind it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2024 10:03 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2024 10:01 AM (J2vNu)
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One when the other sister, who is/was married to the husband, is still alive.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 28, 2024 10:03 AM (nvcY+)
Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 10:02 AM (tpjlM)
My sis, a TX native as am I living on the East Coast, asked how am I doing with the crazy TX weather. It has all completely missed my part of the state.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 28, 2024 10:04 AM (8sMut)
Does Texas ever have decent weather?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:01 AM (v6JzV)
No. Never. It's terrible. don't come here ever!!!
The worst is the Scorpion and Slug Storms when scorpions and slugs fall from the sky for weeks on end!
Save yourself, stay where you are!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2024 10:04 AM (eDfFs)
… you have to wonder what the cities are getting out of this.
They also must shitting in their BVDs that the money will end abruptly if Trump becomes president
Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2024 10:04 AM (amcPb)
Texting with an old shipmate of mine who lives there.
The ones we visited after the last TxMoMe.
Went from "Looks fine' to Holy crap, hail and streets flooding' in a matter of moments.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2024 10:04 AM (a1415)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2024 09:56 AM
Ah, a Gilbert & Sullivan man.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2024 10:04 AM (Wnv9h)
(Ducks)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 28, 2024
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"Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2024 10:04 AM (J2vNu)
I'll take this to another level...
https://youtu.be/2IgjUYrDbWI
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 10:02 AM (v6Olo)
That's where I was going next.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)
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Who'd athunk raising minimum wage sky high would do that?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 28, 2024 10:05 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2024 10:03 AM (J2vNu)
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I say he cadaver, if he really wanted her.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 28, 2024 10:05 AM (nvcY+)
(Ducks)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 28, 2024
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Along with Edna. Brrr, what a name. And Olga (unless she's Russian and very hot).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2024 10:05 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)
I win!!!
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 10:05 AM (v6Olo)
. Never. It's terrible. don't come here ever!!!
The worst is the Scorpion and Slug Storms when scorpions and slugs fall from the sky for weeks on end!
Save yourself, stay where you are!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2024 10:04 AM (eDfFs)
That’s what I tell people from blue states about where I live… accentuate the negative.
Posted by: tubal at May 28, 2024 10:05 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 28, 2024 10:04 AM (8sMut)
Texas just gets the shit that isn't satisfied flattening Oklahoma.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)
They want cheap housing AND endless immigration. They complain about low wages AND want endless immigration. They complain about inflation AND support massive government spending. They complain about high housing costs AND want regulations on home building and zoning restrictions.
The list is endless.
Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 10:06 AM (tpjlM)
"Mulder, the alien is just behind that locked door? Again?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 28, 2024 10:06 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024
Before they changed their name to The Sex Pistols.
Posted by: IIRC at May 28, 2024 10:06 AM (dg+HA)
The rich-ish towns are now getting illegals and boy are they pissed. They were told that the illegals would be kept in poorer towns - close enough to hire them...but not have to live with them.
At the same time the state is pushing to build tenements/slums for the local illegals and again boy are they pissed.
The government paid local landlords to take in illegals and their property was trashed. I suspect that we will soon move from paying to forcing....
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2024 10:06 AM (ibTVg)
Still better than the Australian Drop-Bears during mating season.
Just ask Pixy.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2024 10:06 AM (a1415)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
If porn has taught me anything about step siblings, it's that you probably want to limit genetic similarity between them.
Posted by: Porn Addicted Genetacist at May 28, 2024 10:07 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 10:07 AM (v6Olo)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 09:57 AM (v6JzV)
It was prohibited by the Church of England in 1835, but eventually was allowed in 1907.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2024 10:08 AM (Q0kLU)
||Unlike other gemstones, pearls were considered understated and somber, making them suitable for the subdued nature of mourning attire. The soft luster of pearls was thought to symbolize tears and the quiet sorrow of loss. This association with mourning led to an increase in the creation and wearing of pearl jewelry during periods of grieving.
Apart from their role in mourning, pearls in the Victorian era were also symbols of purity and innocence. This symbolism made them a popular choice for bridal and christening jewelry. The tradition of brides wearing pearls on their wedding day, to symbolize purity and chastity, was solidified during this era.||
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 10:08 AM (ZdexC)
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Who'd athunk raising minimum wage sky high would do that?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 28, 2024 10:05 AM (L/fGl)
In my burg minimum wage is still in single digits. But McDonalds pays $18 an hour. It wasn’t minimum wage that made a Big Mac meal $12. It all stems from the same root cause. The govt spent $5T in Covid “aid” in 2 years. You don’t need a PhD in economics to figure out what happens to prices when that happens.
Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 10:08 AM (tpjlM)
I saw the oddest complaint from a lefty about housing prices recently.
She decided the reason the cost of housing is up in our area is because of AirBnB.
Now...I don't live in a tourist area. But apparently the 5 people in the area renting out houses on AirBnB are why housing is up 50%+ in the last 4 years.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2024 10:08 AM (ibTVg)
Don't drag us into this.
Posted by: Women named Myrtle at May 28, 2024 10:08 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2024 10:08 AM (a1415)
ONE MORE SMALL STEP TOWARDS WASHINGTON DECIDING WHO GETS LIFESAVING MEDICAL TREATMENTS: Joe Biden’s ‘Equity Agenda’ Has a New Target: Kidney Transplants.
The Biden administration unveiled a plan that would push American hospitals to prioritize low-income patients when performing kidney transplants, a move Health and Human Services secretary Xavier Becerra says is aimed at rooting out “racial inequities” in the “transplant process.”
The proposal, which Becerra’s agency announced on May 8, would place 90 of the nation’s 257 transplant hospitals into a pilot program that uses an annual point system to grade participants. Under the system, a successful kidney transplant counts as one point. A transplant furnished to a low-income patient, however, counts as 1.2 points thanks to a “health equity performance adjustment,” thus incentivizing the hospitals to prioritize such patients.
https://tinyurl.com/46ka4esb
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 10:09 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 10:05 AM (v6Olo)
NOT so fast!!!!
https://youtu.be/KCjMZMxNr-0
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)
- When it comes to carbon sequestration and the natural world, many efforts go into planting more trees. But large land mammals also have a significant role to play.
- A new study analyzing the climate impacts of a small herd of European bison in Romania discovered that the bovine increased the surrounding grasslands’ carbon capture capacity by a factor of 10.
- This is thanks in large part to the animals’ immense bulk, as their hooves regularly compact the soil, which allows it to trap more carbon.
Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2024 10:09 AM (RHGPo)
Ukraine's top negotiator, Ivana Dixonderasse : Russia was prepared to end the war if we agreed to... neutrality, But the US and UK stood in the way
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2024 10:09 AM (nR2nR)
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Fuck Gaia! Dig!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 28, 2024 10:09 AM (L/fGl)
Of course a lot of those subshops and local sit down restaurants are going out of business...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2024 10:09 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 28, 2024 10:09 AM (991eG)
Don't drag us into this.
Posted by: Women named Myrtle
Women named Ethyl have entered the chat.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:10 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Mrs. Hunt at May 28, 2024 10:10 AM (S6ArX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2024 10:05 AM
Talking of more old fashioned names, I know two Stellas. One is 18, the other is 2.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2024 10:10 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 10:10 AM (tpjlM)
I wonder if it hurts to be that stupid.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 10:10 AM (xCA6C)
One adviser to major Democratic donors keeps a [long] running list of reasons Biden could lose.
All year, Democrats had been on a joyless and exhausting grind through the 2024 election. But now, nearly five months from the election, anxiety has morphed into palpable trepidation, according to more than a dozen party leaders and operatives. And the gap between what Democrats will say on TV or in print, and what they’ll text their friends, has only grown as worries have surged about Biden’s prospects.
Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2024 10:11 AM (RHGPo)
I am very, very disappointed in all of you.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2024 10:11 AM (d9fT1)
Ukraine's top negotiator, Ivana Dixonderasse : Russia was prepared to end the war if we agreed to... neutrality, But the US and UK stood in the way
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2024 10:09 AM (nR2nR)
Why would Russia trust that guarentee?
Posted by: tubal at May 28, 2024 10:11 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2024 10:12 AM (991eG)
I am very, very disappointed in all of you.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2024 10:11 AM (d9fT1)
We disappoint… it is who we are.
Posted by: tubal at May 28, 2024 10:12 AM (PCK5/)
I don't understand why compaction would do that. If anything, it would reduce the diffusion rate into the soil, and limit the available surface area for adsorption.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 10:12 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2024 10:12 AM (a1415)
Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 10:12 AM (tpjlM)
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The Dallas Human Beings!
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 10:12 AM (ZdexC)
Don't drag us into this.
Posted by: Women named Myrtle
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Women named Ethyl have entered the chat.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024
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Two more names that a baby girl should never be stuck with. And "Blanche" is no bargain either.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2024 10:12 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: tubal at May 28, 2024 10:12 AM (PCK5/)
He's taking for granted that we actually read the content.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)
Painting of an unhappy woman holding random crap.
I like it well enough but would not hang.
Posted by: Robert at May 28, 2024 10:13 AM (gyHuc)
I am very, very disappointed in all of you.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2024 10:11 AM
Wait....there was homework from last week?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2024 10:13 AM (Wnv9h)
One adviser to major Democratic donors keeps a [long] running list of reasons Biden could lose.
All year, Democrats had been on a joyless and exhausting grind through the 2024 election. But now, nearly five months from the election, anxiety has morphed into palpable trepidation, according to more than a dozen party leaders and operatives.
I saw palpable trepidation open for....ah, hell, I've got nothing.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 10:13 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Robert at May 28, 2024 10:13 AM (gyHuc)
Looks like the MoMe is a 'Go'
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2024 10:08 AM (a1415)
That's outstanding news!
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 10:14 AM (v6Olo)
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Don’t worry, be happy.
- 3am ballot counting on Election Night
Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 10:14 AM (tpjlM)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 10:13 AM (xCA6C)
Widespread Panic.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, I got your back, Home at May 28, 2024 10:14 AM (PiwSw)
Wife: It's the strangest thing. I was at my friend's place in the French Quarter up on the balcony and men were throwing them to us from down on the street. And all we had to do was...
Husband: Whoa, stop right there!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2024 10:14 AM (991eG)
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Fuck Gaia! Dig!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 28, 2024 10:09 AM
Earth First!
We'll mine the rest of the planets later.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 10:15 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 10:15 AM (tpjlM)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
This is about the discussion of carrot cake in the last thread, isn't it?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:15 AM (v6JzV)
T - 8 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/live/MDHSTu9AE4U
Posted by: Ciampino - No celiac problems! at May 28, 2024 10:15 AM (qfLjt)
In 2020 they din't care about electability and they certainly didn't want a leader. They wanted someone that will say and do what he is told.
Biden was the perfect choice from this perspective.
But now they are concerned they cannot create enough fake votes to push him over the top. Maybe if they hadn't spent 4 years looting the country and causing hyperinflation they wouldn't be in this position?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2024 10:16 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Ribbed at May 28, 2024 10:16 AM (iFMeW)
All they really want to do is subvert and overtake. Everything out of their mouth beyond pure will to power is a lie.
Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 10:16 AM (A9nA9)
Posted by: Robert at May 28, 2024 10:13 AM
* sigh *
Posted by: High School Substitute Teachers everywhere at May 28, 2024 10:16 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 10:05 AM (v6Olo)
NOT so fast!!!!
https://youtu.be/KCjMZMxNr-0
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)
I claimed a win because I linked to not only a double-word band, but a double-word song of the same name. Next level!
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 10:17 AM (v6Olo)
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Don't worry. I saw a headline that Pfizer AND Moderna are ready, willing, and able to provide bird flu vaccines.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 28, 2024 10:17 AM (L/fGl)
- When it comes to carbon sequestration and the natural world, many efforts go into planting more trees. But large land mammals also have a significant role to play.
- A new study analyzing the climate impacts of a small herd of European bison in Romania discovered that the bovine increased the surrounding grasslands’ carbon capture capacity by a factor of 10.
- This is thanks in large part to the animals’ immense bulk, as their hooves regularly compact the soil, which allows it to trap more carbon.
Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2024 10:09 AM (RHGPo)
So then what's all this about cows and cowfarts being so bad?
Startin' to sound like bullshit.
Posted by: Robert at May 28, 2024 10:17 AM (gyHuc)
Daddy's doing Sister Sally
Grandma's dying of cancer now
The cattle all have brucellosis
We'll get through somehow
"Sweet home Alabama"
Play that dead band's song
Turn those speakers up full blast
Play it all night long
Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2024 10:17 AM (RHGPo)
Never name your kid after organic compounds!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:18 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Ribbed at May 28, 2024 10:16 AM
To be fair, the Sybian hadn't been invented yet.
Posted by: J. Random Moron at May 28, 2024 10:18 AM (a3Q+t)
I hope that in addition to a Trump win, this election becomes the equivalent of Carter's last election, in which the Dems were locked out of the presidency for at least 12 more years.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 10:18 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 10:17 AM (v6Olo)
But my link had boobs......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Robert at May 28, 2024 10:13 AM
No...but...I think I ended up worse...
Posted by: Mia Kate Hunt at May 28, 2024 10:18 AM (ibTVg)
*******
I'm not petulant. I signed an NDA.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2024 10:18 AM (991eG)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2024 10:09 AM (nR2nR)
I heard that was just a conspiracy theory.
And Trump said pussy and will soon be a convicted felon, so...
Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 10:18 AM (xhfG9)
Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 10:15 AM (tpjlM)
Lotta grandmas out there named Tiffany and Mitzy.
Posted by: Robert at May 28, 2024 10:19 AM (gyHuc)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:18 AM
This.
Posted by: Ethel Mercaptan at May 28, 2024 10:19 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:18 AM (v6JzV)
Knew a broad who had 3 girls.
Named them Sage, Kianne and Willow.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)
They want to change things that can’t be changed, and they want to ignore things that can be repaired, but are difficult, require effort. That’s why they focus on intentions, not results.
“Liberalism is replacing what works, with what sounds good.”
Posted by: Common Tater at May 28, 2024 10:19 AM (yoSgP)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2024 10:19 AM (ibTVg)
And Trump said pussy and will soon be a convicted felon, so...
Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 10:18 AM (xhfG9)
For an unnamed crime.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ribbed at May 28, 2024 10:20 AM (iFMeW)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:20 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Hillary at May 28, 2024 10:20 AM (tpjlM)
Don't worry. I saw a headline that Pfizer AND Moderna are ready, willing, and able to provide bird flu vaccines.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 28, 2024 10:17 AM (L/fGl)
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The immediate solution is to make meat consumption illegal.
That helps control climate change at the same time. Win! Win!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 28, 2024 10:20 AM (nvcY+)
One adviser to major Democratic donors keeps a [long] running list of reasons Biden could lose.
All year, Democrats had been on a joyless and exhausting grind through the 2024 election. But now, nearly five months from the election, anxiety has morphed into palpable trepidation, according to more than a dozen party leaders and operatives. And the gap between what Democrats will say on TV or in print, and what they’ll text their friends, has only grown as worries have surged about Biden’s prospects.
Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2024 10:11 AM (RHGPo)
I wonder if GOPe is stupid enough to think that when Trump is convicted in the phony bologna show trial they can knock him off the ballot and substitute their preferred candidate and win because Biden is so unpopular.
While the Dems knock Biden off the ballot and sub their candidate.
Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2024 10:20 AM (SYTee)
Posted by: Some Vampire Slayer at May 28, 2024 10:20 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 10:17 AM (v6Olo)
But my link had boobs......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)
*nods and relinquishes winner's ribbon*
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 10:21 AM (v6Olo)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2024 10:19 AM (ibTVg)
Sounds like a Bond Girl.
Posted by: Robert at May 28, 2024 10:21 AM (gyHuc)
If we weren't already living in Soviet America, this would be a wipeout election for the Dims.
I believe it will still be bad for them, assuming our side votes, but in the blue shitholes, vote fraud will keep them in the game.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2024 10:21 AM (eDfFs)
Oh ethylene, why can't you be true....
Posted by: Chuck Berry at May 28, 2024 10:21 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 10:21 AM (ZdexC)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Orange Man Bad is very clearly named.
Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 10:21 AM (xhfG9)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 28, 2024 10:21 AM (T+Iwg)
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 10:17 AM
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But my link had boobs......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:18 AM
It's going to take some outstanding booty shaking for Doof to overcome this.
Posted by: The Judges at May 28, 2024 10:21 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 28, 2024 10:22 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:18 AM
It's going to take some outstanding booty shaking for Doof to overcome this.
Posted by: The Judges at May 28, 2024 10:21 AM (a3Q+t)
My case.......rested.
Posted by: The B-53's at May 28, 2024 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMOD
We need common sense bison hoof control!!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2024 10:22 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Orange Man Bad is very clearly named.
Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 10:21 AM (xhfG9)
At some point we need to switch to OrangeManUngood.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 28, 2024 10:23 AM (PiwSw)
If there was an opposition party they would be telling normies in the blue states that they can choose only one:
1) Stay home/vote D and virtue signal...and give up having meat for dinner
2) Vote R
One...or the other...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2024 10:23 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: The Judges at May 28, 2024 10:21 AM (a3Q+t)
This comment can be used in many situations.
Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 10:23 AM (xhfG9)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I'm just spitballin' here but gonna say it wasn't bewbs.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2024 10:24 AM (bvWAj)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Disappointment, it's what for dinner.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 28, 2024 10:24 AM (RA8zy)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2024 10:19 AM (ibTVg)
Sounds like a Bond Girl.
Posted by: Robert at May 28, 2024 10:21 AM (gyHuc)
She probably has a lot of dixonderasse.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2024 10:25 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:25 AM (v6JzV)
They do plan on killing a lot of people, and ensuring that the unique American experiment in self-government is dead, dead, dead. They have largely succeeded in that.
Middle class is Mort. So they have to thread that needle. Ride the tiger, and try to control the monster they created. Amusing, in a twisted sort of way.
Can you imagine the pharmaceutical cocktail all these cocksuckers have to consume to get through the day? It must be truly staggering.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 28, 2024 10:25 AM (yoSgP)
Tell me the outcome is fixed without telling me the outcome is fixed.
Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 10:25 AM (xhfG9)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:18 AM
It's going to take some outstanding booty shaking for Doof to overcome this.
Posted by: The Judges at May 28, 2024 10:21 AM (a3Q+t)
A man's gotta know his limitations. I have nothing in my arsenal - shakable or not - that can overcome boobs. Especially the ones in that video.
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 10:25 AM (v6Olo)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:26 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Moe's Tavern at May 28, 2024 10:26 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Reforger at May 28, 2024 10:26 AM (Lb7Mi)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:25 AM (v6JzV)
Heading home later today. Fleecing anew next week.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2024 10:27 AM (bvWAj)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2024 10:11 AM
I tried to tell you that we needed to be particularly scrutinous today.
But did you listen? No.
#BeBetter
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 10:27 AM (a3Q+t)
https://shorturl.at/V2Nmo
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 28, 2024 10:27 AM (L/fGl)
Not suspicious... Not suspicious at all
Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2024 10:28 AM (Akjoo)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:26 AM (v6JzV)
I asked Google AI what the theme was, and it said that it represented the importance of re-electing President Joe Biden so that the criminal Jew regime in Palestine can be imprisoned to atone for the theft of Native American land.
Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 10:28 AM (xhfG9)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2024 09:46 AM (d04cU)
So that Staccato XL that I could use as my carry pistol is just an improvement on a tool!
Works for me!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2024 10:28 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2024 10:28 AM (bvWAj)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
And we are taking the scolding to heart in the same manner as Ralphie and his friends after the teacher tries to shame them for Flick tongue incident.
Wow. I just realized using 'Flick' and 'tongue' in the same sentence around here, well, you know. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2024 10:30 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: tubal at May 28, 2024 10:11 AM (PCK5/)
I think they were prepared to do so at the beginning. I doubt they would do so now.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2024 10:30 AM (nR2nR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
How are we all gonna fit in The Barrel?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:30 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: look whats not at May 28, 2024 10:30 AM (nakGR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2024 10:28 AM
Well, yeah, except for those NJ mags ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 10:30 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2024 10:11 AM (d9fT1)
Meh. "Disappointment" is my middle name.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2024 10:31 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Robert at May 28, 2024
***
I've been trying out Curb Your Enthusiasm, the first season from way back in 2000. (Not sure I like the show, but that's neither here nor there.) In one episode the aunt of Larry David's TV wife Cheryl has died, and he volunteers to write the obituary for her. When it appears in teh paper, instead of "beloved aunt," the "a" has been replaced with a "c." Horror and hilarity ensue.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2024 10:31 AM (J2vNu)
Former US Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley awarded Arutz Sheva Jerusalem Prize for her steadfast support for Israel and dedication to the truth. 'What Israel is doing is right. It's always been doing the right thing.'
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*silence*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 28, 2024 10:31 AM (RIvkX)
There is a manhunt underway to find the driver who burned rubber all over this Pride mural in Florida
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 28, 2024 10:31 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2024 10:30 AM
Go on ...
Posted by: The Bean at May 28, 2024 10:31 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Well, might as well shake that Manhattan...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 28, 2024 10:31 AM (PiwSw)
Glad to hear your legal issue turned out all right.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:31 AM (v6JzV)
This is the world feminists wanted.
And yes I enjoy taking every news story and turning it into my pet concern. Which is Fuck the Left.
Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 10:32 AM (A9nA9)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2024 10:32 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Speaking of that, are the Fibbies any closer to solving that Las Vegas mass shooting?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2024 10:32 AM (WXNFJ)
Stick with it for three or four seasons. It's uneven but there is some really good stuff in there.
Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 10:33 AM (A9nA9)
Tell me the outcome is fixed without telling me the outcome is fixed.
Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 10:25 AM (xhfG9)
Over / under on the first GOP nickelfucker to race to the microphones to solemnly intone that we must respect the decision of the jury and that Trump can best serve the country by allowing himself to be locked up?
McConnell? Cheney? Cruz? Johnson? Romney?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2024 10:33 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 28, 2024 10:33 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2024 10:33 AM (bvWAj)
They brought the 2 corrupt cops from J6 and Robert DeNiro to talk shit about Trump.
Holy shit are these guys terrible at politics.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 10:33 AM (LkLld)
Tell me the outcome is fixed without telling me the outcome is fixed.
Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 10:25 AM (xhfG9)
Yep.
I do think though that a Biden address is a really bad idea for their side.
Biden just can't help being a malicious asshole.
BONUS!!! The Democrats will consider this "go time" to party like crazy like when they had that insane funeral several years ago for some dead Dim congress critter. It will seem grotesque at best.
This will all reinforce the truth about this sham of a fake of a fraud of a show trial of a kangaroo court of a """"trial""".
Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2024 10:33 AM (eDfFs)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2024 10:19 AM (ibTVg)
You're just gonna need to hush.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2024 10:34 AM (nR2nR)
McConnell? Cheney? Cruz? Johnson? Romney?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2024 10:33 AM (Q0kLU)
Romney... Cheney isn't actually Republican.. Well she is a pseudo RINO
Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2024 10:34 AM (Akjoo)
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If the Amercian people buy it, they deserve what happens next.
Posted by: Ribbed at May 28, 2024 10:34 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: The Bulwark at May 28, 2024 10:35 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: 18-1
The surname's sure not Russian or Ukrainian. I can't tell what ethnicity it is.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:35 AM (v6JzV)
Tell me the outcome is fixed without telling me the outcome is fixed.
Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 10:25 AM (xhfG9)
Over / under on the first GOP nickelfucker to race to the microphones to solemnly intone that we must respect the decision of the jury and that Trump can best serve the country by allowing himself to be locked up?
McConnell? Cheney? Cruz? Johnson? Romney?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2024 10:33 AM (Q0kLU)
Oh, i will be first to the microphones, sweetie.
Bet on that.
Posted by: Miss Lindsay at May 28, 2024 10:35 AM (eDfFs)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2024 10:33 AM (Q0kLU)
"Just do what you're told and it'll be better for everyone."
Make that Latin and you could slap it right on our currency.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 28, 2024 10:36 AM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024
***
Was it Tears for Fears, by any chance?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2024 10:36 AM (J2vNu)
"Must I pose yet again -- and on my birthday?!"
Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2024 10:36 AM (cCVOS)
It is going just as poorly as you would imagine.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 10:37 AM (LkLld)
I do think though that a Biden address is a really bad idea for their side.
Biden just can't help being a malicious asshole.
He can't. He really can't. I agree that people will not like a football-spiking session if he's convicted, and a hung jury will make this look like the farce it is. Nonetheless, they'll be baying at the moon about it.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 10:37 AM (xCA6C)
Supposedly being held from the White House so "it doesn't appear polical".
That's the word.
In reality they are doing from there rather than a remark at one of Biden's campaign events is to drive home the point that Junta Is In Charge.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 28, 2024 10:37 AM (cOq4q)
Posted by: John "Corn Dog" Cornyn at May 28, 2024 10:37 AM (eDfFs)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 28, 2024 10:37 AM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 10:30 AM (a3Q+t)
Recently I was able to shoot my CZ TS2 with the stock mags (20 rounds).
Wow...that is a delight.
10 rounds is just stupid.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2024 10:38 AM (d9fT1)
It is going just as poorly as you would imagine.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 10:37 AM (LkLld)
If the drinking game has "Our Precious Democracy" as the term, how soon does alcohol poisoning set in?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 28, 2024 10:38 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 28, 2024 10:31 AM (PiwSw)
Pervert!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2024 10:39 AM (d9fT1)
Fur sure!
She's waiting for him to finish with beaded breath!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2024 10:39 AM (cCVOS)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2024 10:39 AM (bvWAj)
Posted by: Elderly Douchenozzle at May 28, 2024 10:39 AM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 28, 2024 10:39 AM (VoAdT)
I have long accepted that individuality is frowned upon in this country and that Marxist language is increasingly used by the Right, but pray tell, what is this “middle class” people relentlessly bang on about? The best definition I have ever heard is aspiration.
So no one is aspiring to anything else?
The concept of class is meaningless in a country where people’s fortunes are in constant motion. But Americans want a fixed class structure like what exists in Europe.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 28, 2024 10:40 AM (8sMut)
What Is Clapter (And Why Late-night Comedians Love It)?
The Urban Dictionary defines clapter as, ” ‘joke,’ often making a political or social statement, whose purpose is to make the audience applaud and agree instead of laugh. Popular with hack comedians and their fans.”
when someone tries a joke that doesn’t have a punchline and is just them saying they don’t like Trump and they’re progressive. Congrats, you told a room full of progressive people that you share the same views as them.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 28, 2024 10:40 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024
***
It seems to be Seinfeld-ish (no surprise there, as Larry David was the model for George) without the crackling dialogue. You sit and writhe as you watch David get himself into situations you're glad you're not in. ("Well, I'm glad I'm not him," seems to be the theme.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2024 10:40 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2024 10:33 AM (bvWAj)
Nope!
Stick to fleecing the geezers!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2024 10:40 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 28, 2024 10:37 AM (VoAdT)
Met a guy during a business meeting who's name was Simon Shorthose.
How unfortunate.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Because, if you don't tell us, we're gonna start thinking that you are making this whole thing up.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:41 AM (v6JzV)
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Importing Indians the way we are will help us overshoot our goal in no time.
Posted by: Ribbed at May 28, 2024 10:41 AM (B0mGw)
It is going just as poorly as you would imagine.
Like that Arizona shooting memorial service where they gave out t-shirts and turned it into an ugly DNC rally?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2024 10:41 AM (cCVOS)
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That's all a Glycol can ask!
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 10:21 AM (ZdexC)
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An epoxy on your house.
Posted by: Ciampino - Epoxide? No, this side. at May 28, 2024 10:41 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 10:41 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 28, 2024 10:41 AM (pohLc)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 10:37 AM (xCA6C)
Some people will very, very much enjoy a football spiking session if Trump is convicted. Robert DeNiro is right now in front of the courthouse saying that Donald Trump does not belong in "his" New York.
Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 10:41 AM (xhfG9)
My money is on Romney, Cheney, Ryan and the usual cocksuckers
Posted by: Common Tater at May 28, 2024 10:42 AM (yoSgP)
Posted by: Elderly Douchenozzle at May 28, 2024 10:39 AM (V5BDR)
Mr. Irrelevant makes a speech. The only one's there, I'm guessing, is the liberal media.
Rest of society gives 2 f*cks what that obnoxious asshole has to say.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Indeed. We have high caste Indians in leadership positions, including Kamal Harris.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2024 10:42 AM (cCVOS)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 28, 2024 10:37 AM (VoAdT)
Met a guy during a business meeting who's name was Simon Shorthose.
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Knew a woman in the Navy whose last name was Guzzler. Her rank? Seaman.
Posted by: Ribbed at May 28, 2024 10:42 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 28, 2024 10:42 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 10:41 AM (xhfG9)
Hey Bob.. If you don't like it you can always leave
Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2024 10:42 AM (Akjoo)
Not suspicious... Not suspicious at all
Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2024 10:28 AM (Akjoo)
Wow. They are shameless.
Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 10:42 AM (A9nA9)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:41 AM (v6JzV)
I have seen a grand total of one guess. Is that the level of effort I should expect from you Morons?
I think not. I want to see real exertion!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2024 10:43 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 10:41 AM (xhfG9)
Let's go back and see how many times Mr. DeNiro has stayed in Trumps NYC Trump Towers.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)
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Someone in the background is honking his car horn, pissing off DeZero immensely.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 10:43 AM (ZdexC)
Fur sure!
She's waiting for him to finish with beaded breath!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2024 10:39 AM (cCVOS)
You'd better watch how you're talking.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2024 10:43 AM (eDfFs)
It is going just as poorly as you would imagine.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 10:37 AM (LkLld)
That's the Biden campaign presser. Biden himself plans a Presidential Address from the White House after the verdict is announced.
Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 10:43 AM (xhfG9)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 28, 2024 10:40 AM (8sMut)
I've always just assumed it's a shit-eating way to say "Not actually Poor, but not a Real Person who Does Things either". You ain't an Eloi, and you ain't a Morlock. You're just the anonymous, disposable, fungible hump who does all those dirty small-people jobs like ditch-digging and brain surgery.
Not a spark of divinity. Not a Public Servant. Just a boring old cog in the machine.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 28, 2024 10:44 AM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Ribbed
Even the most salty Master Chief would LOL at that one.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2024 10:44 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 28, 2024 10:41 AM (pohLc)
When Caesar attacks religion, the gloves should come off.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2024 10:44 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 10:43 AM (xhfG9)
That can't make Joe look good no matter which way the verdict goes
Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2024 10:44 AM (Akjoo)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
He'd better be careful. The Deep State could revoke the Church's tax-exempt status in a heartbeat for talking like that.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:44 AM (v6JzV)
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That's all a Glycol can ask!
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024
***
How about Phosphate, pronounced Foss-fay-tee?
"And now on the runway, Miss Foss-fay-tee Jones wearing Prada."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2024 10:44 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 10:41 AM
Well, what are your thoughts on last week's theme?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 10:44 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2024 10:43 AM (d9fT1)
Same theme as always.
Rectangles.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 28, 2024 10:45 AM (VoAdT)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I think someone put corn syrup on French toast.
Posted by: Ciampino - Epoxide? No, this side at May 28, 2024 10:45 AM (qfLjt)
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Legitimate question but, dude, look in the mirror.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 28, 2024 10:45 AM (L/fGl)
We'd better get over that crap. I don't donate to church to get out of paying taxes anyway.
Posted by: Ribbed at May 28, 2024 10:45 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2024 10:44 AM (Akjoo)
I think someone above mentioned it - it's a nose rubbing.
It's to show who runs Bartertown.
Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 10:46 AM (xhfG9)
I have. If you don’t understand what “middle class” means in this context, I mean I can explain it to you, but I can’t make you understand it.
We’re seeing (just) the beginning of it here with the myriad tent cities.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 28, 2024 10:46 AM (yoSgP)
This is a Biden campaign presser and the most memorable part was a car alarm.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 10:46 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2024 10:44 AM (d9fT1)
Caesar did. The churches lined up to suck his dick.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2024 10:46 AM (Q0kLU)
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Legitimate question but, dude, look in the mirror.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 28, 2024 10:45 AM (L/fGl)
Putin was re-elected like a month ago.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2024 10:46 AM (nR2nR)
I think not. I want to see real exertion!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Is there a way I can view past art threads without having to scroll back through the blog?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:46 AM (v6JzV)
Gee, as if the verdict were in question.
Remind me again -- when did Biden visit or address the train crash and chemical spill in East Palestine, OH?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2024 10:46 AM (cCVOS)
check your mail.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2024 10:47 AM (991eG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:46 AM (v6JzV)
Hack his computer and view the "PreviouslyUsedArt" folder.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 10:41 AM (xhfG9)
A high school dropout who got lucky.
He hasn't done a good job in any role in many, many years.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2024 10:47 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2024 10:46 AM (nR2nR)
In what I'm sure was a free, fair and open election process.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2024 10:43 AM
To be fair, that is an infinite percentage above baseline.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 10:48 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2024 10:46 AM (nR2nR)
In what I'm sure was a free, fair and open election process.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)
=======
It is inconceivable to steal an election.
Inconceivable!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 28, 2024 10:49 AM (GBKbO)
>>It's to show who runs Bartertown.
If you think this is going well for Biden you aren't watching.
What it shows is that he most definitely does not run Bartertown.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 10:49 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2024 10:49 AM (cCVOS)
Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 10:49 AM (A9nA9)
The IDF has released more information from its investigation into the strike in Rafah that eliminated two senior Hamas terrorists this weekend.
The IDF did not strike within the humanitarian zone. Hamas continues to lie about it.
The strike targeted a Hamas compound more than a kilometer (more than half a mile) from the humanitarian zone. The IDF took several steps to ensure no women or children were in the Hamas compound before carrying out the strike.
The IDF also identified rocket launch pits in the vicinity of the strike.
Israeli fighter jets used two small munitions, each with a 17 kg (37 lb) warhead, in an attempt to prevent any civilian casualties.
The IDF suspects that due to the precision strike, ammunition, weapons, or some other combustible substance it was unaware was stored there caused a secondary explosion, leading to a fire that spread in an area housing displaced Gazans and killing several civilians.
https://tinyurl.com/43xa32wp
Recon photos
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 28, 2024 10:49 AM (ZdexC)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Hard to say. The Russkies have no history of Democratic tradition.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 28, 2024 10:49 AM (pohLc)
How about Phosphate, pronounced Foss-fay-tee?
"And now on the runway, Miss Foss-fay-tee Jones wearing Prada."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
A stripper named Cherry Phosphate.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2024 10:50 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2024 10:49 AM (cCVOS)
Goodfellas was good. Casino was good.
Actor playing tough guy roles thinking that makes him an actual tough guy in real life, however.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Your Kid's Art Professor at May 28, 2024 10:50 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: torabora at May 28, 2024 10:50 AM (0Gnoc)
And as Al Capone.
As long as he sticks to gangsters, he's fine.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:50 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2024 10:46 AM (nR2nR)
In what I'm sure was a free, fair and open election process.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)
As I understand it, he's really, really popular in Russia. People can beat their chests about what a horrible person he is but indications show his re-election was, at least, more legitimate that OUR current national leadership.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2024 10:50 AM (nR2nR)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 10:50 AM (a3Q+t)
Wikipedia: William Holman Hunt OM was an English painter and one of the founders of the Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood. His paintings were notable for their great attention to detail, vivid colour, and elaborate symbolism.
I like Hunt's body of work but I would likely pass hanging this painting. Thanks.
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 28, 2024 10:50 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 10:50 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2024 10:43 AM
To be fair, that is an infinite percentage above baseline.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 10:48 AM (a3Q+t)
First laugh of the day.
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at May 28, 2024 10:51 AM (gnGBL)
(Reuters) - Pope Francis used a highly derogatory term towards the LGBT community as he reiterated in a closed-door meeting with Italian bishops that gay people should not be allowed to become priests, Italian media reported on Monday.
La Repubblica and Corriere della Sera, Italy's largest circulation dailies, both quoted the pope as saying seminaries, or priesthood colleges, are already too full of "frociaggine", a vulgar Italian term roughly translating as "faggotness".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 28, 2024 10:51 AM (L/fGl)
The eastern provinces in Ukraine had a vote to separate from Ukraine. The FNM tells me the vote was flawed because: they didn't limit non-citizens from voting, there was no vote chain history in many locales, and there were serious accusations of people voting multiple times
And...I have to laugh. Their election was about the same as ours.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2024 10:52 AM (ibTVg)
check your mail.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2024 10:47 AM (991eG)
We have a winner!
Muldoon now has permission to skip the upcoming Freud/Albright retrospective month!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2024 10:52 AM (d9fT1)
What it shows is that he most definitely does not run Bartertown.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 10:49 AM (LkLld)
Did I say that it was going well? I did not.
That it is bad optics is part of the point. Joe Biden doesn't care about optics. His campaign is doing this to make sure you know that it is absolutely political, and you don't want to be on the wrong side, do you?
Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 10:52 AM (xhfG9)
Deniro pretty much plays one part. Sneering tough guy Italian. Good on him for picking some good movies.
Posted by: Ribbed at May 28, 2024 10:52 AM (Ectld)
Actor playing tough guy roles thinking that makes him an actual tough guy in real life, however.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024
***
His young Vito Corleone in Godfather II was very well done. But as he has aged, to me DeNiro seems to be parodying himself.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2024 10:52 AM (J2vNu)
Muldoon now has permission to skip the upcoming Freud/Albright retrospective month!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Would you like to share the joke with the rest of the class, Master Dildo?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:53 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2024 10:47 AM (991eG)
We have a winner!
Muldoon now has permission to skip the upcoming Freud/Albright retrospective month!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2024 10:52 AM (d9fT1)
This is not fair. I don't come here to use my brain. I come here for the possibility of busty lesbian porn and to rest my brain.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 10:50 AM (a3Q+t)
True, but it's important not to fall into the left's trap. That phrase and concept does not appear in our Constitution.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2024 10:53 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
1 Let everyone be subject to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. 2 Consequently, whoever rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves. -- Romans 13:1-2
Posted by: Have to knuckle under at May 28, 2024 10:54 AM (k3d8O)
No. You said they were rubbing our nose in this. They are not. They screwed the pooch. Again.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 10:54 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024
***
But mostly for busty . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2024 10:54 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2024 10:52 AM (J2vNu)
Exactly. As with most hollywood tards, they THINK they're actually the character they've pretended to be in the movies.
He thinks he's actually a made mafia boss and can rough up anyone he wants.
He can't.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2024 10:52 AM
Actually, I suspect many will be the comments on Freud's portrait of his 18 yo daughter.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 10:54 AM (a3Q+t)
Yes, and I am not a fan of these mafia movies.
In Midnight run the character was a cop turned bail bondsman. Love that movie - all the actors in it are superb.
*Dennis Farina plays the *menacing* sneering tough guy Italian perfectly, as always.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2024 10:55 AM (cCVOS)
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Who do they think they are? San Franciscians?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 28, 2024 10:55 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2024 10:53 AM (d9fT1)
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The one moment a supporting document gets cited by the left as a governing philosophy, and it's in a private letter.
The Federalist Papers, though? Public explanation for how the constitution is supposed to work?
Trash.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 28, 2024 10:55 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
I always consider the Book of Daniel as the example here.
Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 10:55 AM (xhfG9)
Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 10:41 AM (xhfG9)
A high school dropout who got lucky.
He hasn't done a good job in any role in many, many years.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2024 10:47 AM (d9fT1)
He plays Robert DeNiro in every film he's in. Such a dynamic actor!!
Posted by: Doof at May 28, 2024 10:55 AM (v6Olo)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)
I feel you. Threads gone to hell. Next they'll be math.
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at May 28, 2024 10:55 AM (gnGBL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Busty lesbian porn was but a single shining moment in the history of the HQ.
That time is now long gone.
We shall not see its like again in our lifetimes.
*sheds tears*
Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2024 10:55 AM (eDfFs)
Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 10:55 AM (A9nA9)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2024 10:46 AM (nR2nR)
In what I'm sure was a free, fair and open election process.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Much like our process…… okay, I had to do that Sponge.. re the spectacle today.
Posted by: tubal at May 28, 2024 10:55 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Ciampino - Epoxide? No, this side. at May 28, 2024 10:41 AM
Don't paint, don't vinyl...go Rhino!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2024 10:55 AM (Wnv9h)
Muldoon now has permission to skip the upcoming Freud/Albright retrospective month!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
You have nudes of Madeline Albright, from Sigmund Freud and have been holding them back from us?
That's just evil, man. Be better, CBD.
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 28, 2024 10:55 AM (MsrgL)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 10:56 AM (LkLld)
We are obligated to worship the one true God. Commandments which go against the commandments of God may be disregarded. Abusive government has always been a theme of the persecution of the church.
Posted by: Ribbed at May 28, 2024 10:56 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 10:54 AM (LkLld)
They are rubbing our noses in it. They can do this, so they are doing this. That is the point of it.
Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 10:57 AM (xhfG9)
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at May 28, 2024 10:57 AM (WnDHN)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2024 10:57 AM (cCVOS)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 10:54 AM (LkLld)
They are rubbing our noses in it. They can do this, so they are doing this. That is the point of it.
Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 10:57 AM (xhfG9)
I gotta agree... Whether or not it's effective we shall see
Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2024 10:57 AM (Akjoo)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:53 AM (v6JzV)
Absolutely not!
I want to see the agony on your faces during the Freud/Albright month.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2024 10:57 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: tubal at May 28, 2024 10:58 AM (PCK5/)
**Al Pacino and Jack Nicholson have entered the chat**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2024 10:58 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at May 28, 2024 10:57 AM (WnDHN)
You might want to find out if they are Chechens.
Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 10:58 AM (xhfG9)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:58 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 10:58 AM (xhfG9)
Just read this morning about illegals pretending to be from the gas company.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)
**Al Pacino and Jack Nicholson have entered the chat**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2024 10:58 AM (Q0kLU)
Nicholson was smart enough to bail before he wrecked his rep.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2024 10:59 AM (eDfFs)
BONUS!!! The Democrats will consider this "go time" to party like crazy like when they had that insane funeral several years ago for some dead Dim congress critter.
For Paul (Wellstone)!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2024 10:59 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Ribbed at May 28, 2024 10:59 AM (Ectld)
As long as you provide fawning, detailed explanations of the foreign policy importance of her most favorite brooches. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2024 10:59 AM (cCVOS)
I want to see the agony on your faces during the Freud/Albright month.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Does Ace have a complaint desk? 'Cause I feel the need to bitch to someone.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:59 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2024 10:57 AM (d9fT1)
Sounds like what you want is to have the art ignored followed by 100 vague comments about snipers and the requirement that either trees and/or dogs be present to qualify as art.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2024 11:00 AM (nR2nR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 28, 2024 11:00 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 28, 2024 11:00 AM (VoAdT)
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15m
The Biden campaign brought out the Jan 6 Cmte Cop!
This circus keeps getting better😂
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 11:00 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Ribbed at May 28, 2024 11:00 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 11:01 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 10:59 AM
You're not new here. The Style Guide specifies you must ask to speak to the Manager first.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 11:01 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2024 11:00 AM
Bushes. There should be bushes. And their emotional state should be happy.
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at May 28, 2024 11:03 AM (a3Q+t)
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Yep. And hilarious in "Big Trouble."
Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2024
***
Years ago, on cable, I got to see his 1980s Crime Story series, set in Vegas in '62. Good hardboiled stuff.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2024 11:03 AM (J2vNu)
This circus keeps getting better😂
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 11:00 AM (LkLld)
Saw this on the CNN Chyron today. They have three of the Capitol policemen from J6 out on the campaign trail for him. That includes Harry Dunn.
Dunn ran for a Congressional seat in Maryland - and got beaten in the primary. Maryland. If there is any place likely to elect some J6 hoaxer who happens to be black, Howard County MD is that place. And he lost.
But Biden is still using a guy who lost in a place he couldn't possibly lose to support his campaign. They can't possibly just be this inept.
Posted by: blaster at May 28, 2024 11:06 AM (xhfG9)
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at May 28, 2024 11:03 AM (a3Q+t)
You want a painting from the 1970s then.
Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 11:19 AM (A9nA9)
It's worse than that...WE think they are the characters they've pretended to be in the movies...remember Bradley Cooper sitting in the audience waiting for Potential Prez Hillary to speak, after he portrayed Chris Kyle in American Sniper?
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