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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (6/1/24)
At the end of the sermon, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express a praise for an answered prayer. Suzie stood and walked to the podium.
She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Frank, had a terrible bicycle accident and his scrotum was completely crushed. "The pain was excruciating, and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Frank must have experienced. “Frank was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Frank's scrotum and wrap fine wire around it to hold it in place with metal staples.” Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Frank. “Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Frank is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely.”
All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Frank." The entire congregation held its breath. “I just want to tell my wife that the word is sternum.”
No nooky before the wedding night? And this happens. This should serve as a lesson.
WELL AISLE BE DAMNED Groom discovers his new bride is a man 12 days after their wedding when ‘wife’ kept putting off consummating marriage
The bride's parents revealed they were not aware that their son was in a relationship, let alone married
Perhaps if I lived in a city and didn't commute more than a block, I might buy a used Tesla. Oh FFS who am I kidding. I don't ever plan on an EV.
The launch of a new electric vehicle these days is invariably met with a chorus of "this car is too expensive"—and rightfully so. But for used EVs, it's quite another story, particularly used Teslas, thanks to a glut of former fleet and rental cars that are now ready for their second owner. "Due to a variety of reasons, Tesla resale values have plummeted, making many Tesla models very affordable now. Plus, for some consumers, an additional $4,000 Federal tax credit on used EVs may apply, sweetening the deal even further. Buying a used Tesla can be a great deal for the savvy shopper, but there are significant things to look out for," says Ed Kim, president and chief analyst at AutoPacific. Indeed, a quick search on the topic easily reveals some horror stories of ex-rental Teslas, so here are some things to consider if you're in search of a cheap Model 3 or Model Y. For more than a year, Tesla has been engaged in an EV price war, mostly driven by its attempt to maintain sales in China. Heavily cutting the price of your new cars is a good way to devalue the used ones, and Hertz's decision to sell at least 20,000 of its Teslas was in part a response to the lower residual values.
Speaking of cars, The ONT Is Always Looking Out For You!TM Is your car on the most wanted list?
CRIME Top 10 Most Stolen Vehicles in America
Top 10 Most Stolen Vehicles in America
This was originally posted on our Voronoi app. Download the app for free on iOS or Android and discover incredible data-driven charts from a variety of trusted sources. Since the onset of the pandemic, the U.S. has experienced a surge in vehicle theft rates. In 2023, more than one million vehicles were reported stolen. In this infographic, we list the most stolen vehicles in the U.S. last year, according to the National Insurance Crime Bureau.
If you have a lot of dough. Perhaps you will fit into one of these communities. As for the Fabulous and I, we remain here at Casa Misanthrope.
While we may recognize rich towns and cities like New York, Los Angeles, or Chicago, there are plenty of lesser-known rich towns in America. Ranked by their median household income, these are twelve of the richest towns in America that you may not have known about.
I would rather drive than fly Spirit.
SPIRIT AIRLINES-BRUTAL BRAWL AT CHECK-IN COUNTER
... 4 v 1 in Wild Video!!!
Is That A Sex Doll Inside Your Body Bag?
Cops: Funeral home worker wanted to smuggle adult items
MAY 30--Investigators charge that a funeral home worker planned to use a body bag to smuggle a life-size sex doll out of the home of a man who died in his Nebraska residence, according to court records. Ryan Smith, 42, was arrested in October for allegedly breaking into the Omaha apartment where the deceased man lived. At the time, Smith worked for Mid America First Call, which handles “removals, transportation, embalming, cremations, and ship-outs.” As detailed in recent court filings, Smith and a coworker were dispatched to the Rock Creek Apartments to collect the decedent’s body. Inside the unit, a sheriff’s deputy noted, “Near the body on the bed was a very real life size version of an adult female.”
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at June 01, 2024 09:33 PM (hftn9)
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Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 01, 2024 09:36 PM (U3L4U)
Thank you for a refreshing comment.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 01, 2024 09:37 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at June 01, 2024 09:38 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2024 09:39 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 01, 2024 09:37 PM (dZVON)
That sounds totally disgusting.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 01, 2024 09:39 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: pookysgirl would never confuse those two words at June 01, 2024 09:40 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2024 09:40 PM (Ka3bZ)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at June 01, 2024 09:40 PM (hftn9)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 01, 2024 09:40 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Reforger at June 01, 2024 09:40 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Reforger at June 01, 2024 09:41 PM (xcIvR)
Damn right!
Posted by: Tonypete
I be thinking that's a glass of Guinness, boyo!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 01, 2024 09:42 PM (hOUT3)
It's my soap and my rocket and I can scrub it as fast as I want to...
Posted by: Boeing at June 01, 2024 09:42 PM (VBgY0)
Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2024 09:44 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Marylander at June 01, 2024 09:44 PM (a4xLe)
I think the Hyundais & Kias had a bug that let you unlock them without a key
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2024 09:44 PM (Ka3bZ)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 01, 2024 09:45 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: pookysgirl would never confuse those two words at June 01, 2024 09:40 PM (dtlDP)
A good minister would giggle.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 01, 2024 09:45 PM (QXQ4l)
I'm going back to finish watching 'The Black Phone.' Madeleine McGraw won a chainsaw award for her performance. Girl is amazing.
But, since I've started watching horror movies during house renovations, I keep the volume at about 10 to 13% and I turn on subtitles. I'm not going to blow out my hearing to try to hear every last word. And actually, I've been catching a lot of things I'd miss without subtitles.
Posted by: Stateless at June 01, 2024 09:47 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2024 09:47 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 01, 2024 09:40 PM (hOUT3)
You know it.
I'm feeling a little testy.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 01, 2024 09:47 PM (QXQ4l)
I would rather drive than fly Spirit.***
"The Maryland Transportation Authority tells TMZ ... officers responded to the incident late ..."
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It appears that that whole Maryland airport is unsafe. 4v1 and no body GAS.
Safety first.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2024 09:47 PM (Wql2z)
Posted by: JQ at June 01, 2024 09:47 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 01, 2024 09:45 PM (QXQ4l)
I'm sure he would, actually.
Posted by: pookysgirl would never confuse those two words at June 01, 2024 09:47 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
This would explain why it tasted like **** with the cream and sugar.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2024 09:48 PM (WXNFJ)
I'm feeling a little testy.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
Better than feeling tested, eh?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 01, 2024 09:48 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: pookysgirl is not a bird lover at June 01, 2024 09:49 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
It's ( partly ?) my fault
Sorry MisHum
*stuffs cream puffs thru usb port*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2024 09:49 PM (Ka3bZ)
Posted by: JT at June 01, 2024 09:49 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
It's ( partly ?) my fault
Sorry MisHum
*stuffs cream puffs thru usb port*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2024 09:49 PM (Ka3bZ)
No vmom, it's not your fault.
The new wheel and I still don't see eye to eye.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 01, 2024 09:51 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Tonypete
I be thinking that's a glass of Guinness, boyo!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~
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Potato juice w/OJ & water - it's the healthy way.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2024 09:51 PM (Wql2z)
(Approaches warily)
"Looks like it"
"Smells like it"
"Feels like it"
"Tastes like it"
(Walks away smiling)
"Man, I'm glad I didn't drink that Imperial Stout!"
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 01, 2024 09:51 PM (JGpCh)
Posted by: browndog is concerned about the Rangers at June 01, 2024 09:52 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Rod Porkmore at June 01, 2024 09:52 PM (VBgY0)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 01, 2024 09:52 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: JQ at June 01, 2024 09:47 PM (njWTi)
I'm surprised you didn't go with a tougher plastic jug. But I can visualize it snug under the hood where its safe and sound.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 01, 2024 09:53 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2024 09:53 PM (NxC5+)
I'm feeling a little testy.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
Better than feeling tested, eh?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 01, 2024 09:48 PM (hOUT3)
For awhile now I've believed...
It's better to be pissed off, than pissed on.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2024 09:53 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Rod Porkmore at June 01, 2024 09:53 PM (VBgY0)
Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2024 09:53 PM (NxC5+)
Yes.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 01, 2024 09:54 PM (QXQ4l)
For awhile now I've believed...
It's better to be pissed off, than pissed on.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2024 09:53 PM (xaFKb)
Well now you are describing 50+% of the USA population. Both pissed off about being pissed on. I know I am.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 01, 2024 09:55 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Ciampino - Scretum #75 at June 01, 2024 09:55 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 01, 2024 09:55 PM (JGpCh)
the blog is in Arial now
Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2024 09:55 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Isophorone at June 01, 2024 09:55 PM (42qwK)
6 twelve hour days and now 4 off, Should I have another drink? Nah, brah.
Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2024 09:53 PM (NxC5+)
Yes.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
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Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 01, 2024 09:56 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2024 09:53 PM (NxC5+)
Yes.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 01, 2024 09:54 PM (QXQ4l)
Ahh, but in the morning is stern Presbyterian worship. I need my reflexes sharp,
Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2024 09:56 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2024 09:56 PM (v6JzV)
But volume levels. I would watch 'Sherlock Holmes' with my friend. We would settle on volume level 18 of100. English show, accents, so yeah...But so loud!
In my room alone at night, main volume is set to 1, I push it up to 2 and can pretty much make out most dialogue from TBBT and other shows. New science fiction shows or kids shows I enjoy..6 or 7 out of about 50 or so.
But as I've been watching horror movies, I have to say, I like the 13% volume level with sub titles for whispering or foreign accents.
Posted by: Stateless at June 01, 2024 09:56 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Said the pediatrician performing sports physicals.
Posted by: Heyooo at June 01, 2024 09:57 PM (k3d8O)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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The milk jug is temporary. Just need to find a tougher jug that *fits*. Maybe need to modify the bracket...
Maybe should just admit defeat and purchase something made for the job.
Posted by: JQ at June 01, 2024 09:58 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2024 09:59 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: TRex at June 01, 2024 09:59 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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The milk jug is temporary. Just need to find a tougher jug that *fits*. Maybe need to modify the bracket...
Maybe should just admit defeat and purchase something made for the job.
Posted by: JQ at June 01, 2024 09:58 PM (njWTi)
A urinal. You get one free after every hospital stay.
Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2024 10:00 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Ciampino - Scretum #75 at June 01, 2024 09:55 PM (qfLjt)
Thanks.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 01, 2024 10:01 PM (QXQ4l)
Me and my friend went to see 'Avatar 2' in the theatre. I haven't been to a theatre in about 10 years but thought, 'You know what, I'm going to bring earplugs.'
For the win! Freaking loud!! With rubber earplugs in, I made out 98% of the dialogue. It was insane.
Posted by: Stateless at June 01, 2024 10:01 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Eromero
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Uh... no... not for me...
Posted by: JQ at June 01, 2024 10:02 PM (njWTi)
Damn right!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2024 09:39 PM (WXNFJ)
Uh, the sun is still up.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2024 10:02 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2024 09:56 PM (NxC5+)
Since when has Presbyterian worship been stern?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 01, 2024 10:02 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2024 10:02 PM (Ka3bZ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Said the pediatrician performing sports physicals.
Posted by: Heyooo
Okay - so you're going to feel a little prick.. . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2024 10:03 PM (WXNFJ)
And quality sex dolls are pretty expensive.
Torsos are good though....
I imagine?...
Posted by: Stateless at June 01, 2024 10:03 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Stateless
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Yes! I learned, many years ago, that earplugs were actually *helpful* for discerning speech in loud environs.
Posted by: JQ at June 01, 2024 10:05 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: scampydog at June 01, 2024 10:05 PM (LVaYG)
Posted by: Stateless at June 01, 2024 10:01 PM (jvJvP)
Those things aren't for earplugs.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2024 10:08 PM (0eaVi)
What's that inflation and unaffordable of which y'all speak?
Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 01, 2024 10:09 PM (nXQt4)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 01, 2024 10:10 PM (7R8bR)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 01, 2024 10:10 PM (VwHCD)
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s Daughter Shiloh Files Paperwork on Her 18th Birthday to Legally Drop “Pitt” from Her Surname
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at June 01, 2024 10:10 PM (L/fGl)
I'll definitely drink that if it's offered!
Todd never floated my boat but, he's okay.
I laughed at the SNJ and so did the Betterhalf, thanks MisHum.
I'll see when I can rig a milk jug door handle just to see the look I get.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 01, 2024 10:11 PM (YvVQp)
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Stealing or inheriting a dead man's sex doll seems like the first act of a whorer movie.
Posted by: Methos at June 01, 2024 10:11 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2024 10:11 PM (NxC5+)
What's that inflation and unaffordable of which y'all speak?
Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 01, 2024 10:09 PM (nXQt4)
First of the month.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2024 10:11 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2024 09:59 PM (XV/Pl)
I could do a lot of work to my 2003 with $60,000.
It's been weird to watch my dead project vehicles become worth more than the sum of their parts.
I parted out a 96 Ford Ranger and still have the hulk.
4 years ago I would have given it to somebody but now when I get people offering $2000 for it I get weird.
WTF?
I've had $3000 offers on the 4runner. Which I won't turn loose.
Posted by: Reforger at June 01, 2024 10:12 PM (xcIvR)
What's that inflation and unaffordable of which y'all speak?
Posted by: Mr Gaga
First of the month.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Let the gay pride commence!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2024 10:13 PM (63Dwl)
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They couldn't pay me to ride in that thing.
There was a Streamliner, a Freight liner, and a Luxury liner, that thing ain't no Starliner it's a boing.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2024 10:13 PM (YdEcD)
Posted by: Tuna at June 01, 2024 10:13 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: pookysgirl is not a bird lover at June 01, 2024 09:49 PM (dtlDP)
I'll trade you the 400 tree frogs in my backyard for that bird.
Posted by: GWB at June 01, 2024 10:14 PM (AWrpC)
They say it'll blow the doors off of any other aircraft.
Uh, you know what I mean. .
Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2024 10:15 PM (WXNFJ)
Well, some scumbag raped his stepdaughter...THREE YEARS AGO, had not yet been put on trial and then this week murdered her. It looks like he was also an illegal but I can't confirmation yet.
And...I look forward to seeing the governor again in her most bored tone lecture us that...."Meh these things happen"
Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2024 10:15 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Lost in Space at June 01, 2024 10:16 PM (nO2yy)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2024 10:16 PM (0eaVi)
I find I have to have the close captioning on with English shows.
Posted by: Tuna at June 01, 2024 10:16 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: javems at June 01, 2024 10:17 PM (8I4hW)
Man avoids gay stairs
You know if there was an opposition party they would have used the same precedents that banned Christianity from the public sphere to do the same for the left's gay and gaia-ist religions...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2024 10:17 PM (ibTVg)
The new wheel and I still don't see eye to eye.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
N.B.
You are not supposed to be able to look at your new wheel eye to eye.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 01, 2024 10:17 PM (YvVQp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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ADM Rachel "Dick" Levine declared it 'pride summer'
gay mission creep
Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2024 10:17 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: JQ at June 01, 2024 10:05 PM (njWTi)
And you hear more...a LOT MORE, when wearing a 3/4 coverage motorcycle helmet when on the bike, than with no helmet at all.
The helmet damps the wind roar, and you can actually hear the tire noise of the nearly silent Teslas and Priuses out there on the road with you.
Likewise, sirens from some blocks away, etc.
Guar-an-damn-tee-ya, the helmeted rider can have a lot more situational awareness than the non helmeted. Until, that is, the helmeted rider plonks in a set of earbuds for toonz, or such. Then he becomes a self-cancelling fool.
Can't make anything Idiot Proof. They'll always come out with a New and Improved Idiot.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 01, 2024 10:17 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Tuna
For me, that includes American English. The 'background' music and sound effects drowned out the voices.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2024 10:18 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: JQ at June 01, 2024 09:58 PM (njWTi)
Don't do that! You'll lose your cardboard AoS membership!
Posted by: GWB at June 01, 2024 10:18 PM (AWrpC)
gay mission creep
Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2024 10:17 PM (/7KEl)
He's all kinds of creep.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2024 10:18 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2024 10:18 PM (SHMXB)
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at June 01, 2024 10:18 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame
That whole Jolie bunch are strange.
Posted by: Tuna at June 01, 2024 10:21 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 01, 2024 10:21 PM (mH6SG)
I asked him to compare it to the wealthiest towns and...guess what they matched.
I brought up how much they spent per capita and while the wealthy towns generally spent more, the ratings, and we checked several sites didn't care...it was only that your town was wealthy...If you are wealthy, the supposedly independent media will just rave about your town's education...and restaurants and...on and on...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2024 10:22 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Glenn Danzig at June 01, 2024 10:23 PM (BE6ag)
I’m trying to figure out the players in your post. Whose step daughter was raped?
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2024 10:23 PM (SHMXB)
Posted by: GWB at June 01, 2024 10:24 PM (AWrpC)
Posted by: Tuna at June 01, 2024 10:24 PM (oaGWv)
Three years ago: The illegal alien raped his stepdaughter
This week: The illegal alien, still free, murdered his stepdaughter
Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2024 10:25 PM (ibTVg)
Just got home from our PNW MoMe.
I love my peeps. It's sooooo good to sit and chat and laugh and have some food and drinks with fellow morons. If you've never done it, please, just go.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2024 10:25 PM (HXGNm)
I would've been here sooner, but you don't want to know why I wasn't and I don't want to talk about it.
😐
Repeat from the coffee-prayer thread (since I got no response there--heh), not all that political, but: here's how I imagine Trump in Riker's (safe, amusing, first 30 seconds)
https://youtu.be/4yxNAOrJjJE
Posted by: mindful webworker - inexplicably at June 01, 2024 10:25 PM (LKJ/e)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2024 10:16 PM (0eaVi)
Carson City is throwing up (barfing up) these 3 or 4 story fooking monstrosities all over the place. Probably 50 to 70 households per building. Any vacant lot you might remember is being filled with "Affordable housing".
This sucks.
It's not the richest places, it's the middle. Go skyward on little land.
Posted by: Reforger at June 01, 2024 10:25 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2024 10:25 PM (SHMXB)
Posted by: TRex at June 01, 2024 10:26 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2024 10:28 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2024 10:29 PM (SHMXB)
Biden with the football helmet is NOT Dukakis in the tank. Biden probably should wear a helmet all the time, due to his ... issues.
Also, love that "Introducing..." video! Mainly because, being 29, I remember class films just like that. I might tuck that one away.
Posted by: GWB at June 01, 2024 10:29 PM (AWrpC)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2024 10:31 PM (OZpzZ)
When I saw it years ago I didn't really think about it but...in the event of WWIII back in the 80s that wouldn't have been that common.
The Soviets had nukes aimed at our cities, military, and economic targets.
So unless Farmer Jones was unlikely enough to live near one of those target types he was likely fine (well, in the immediate term). I'm guess they were able to get clips like that from past nuclear tests though to use in their movie and outside of the two, uh, tests in Japan there wouldn't be video of nukes hitting a city.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2024 10:32 PM (ibTVg)
This sucks.
It's not the richest places, it's the middle. Go skyward on little land.
Posted by: Reforger at June 01, 2024 10:25 PM (xcIvR)
Anything near the 50 coming over the mountain? Is it affecting Minden and G'ville?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2024 10:32 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2024 10:32 PM (RIvkX)
They may have been targeting our minute men sites in the plains states?
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2024 10:34 PM (SHMXB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
That sounds painful. Glad I don't gotta worry about that.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 01, 2024 10:34 PM (ftFVW)
---------------
Friend of mine bought a 2022 Ford F-150 Lightening. I bit my lip.
Now, it has been in the shop 4 times for what seem to be *bad* irresolvable transmission problems. The dealership has turned him over to Ford's buyback program. Turns out that is Ford's way of addressing Lemon Law requirements of the various states.
Problem, if the truck is 'bought back' it will be under rules that allow a 50% discount, based on milage and age. For my friend, that means a $30,000 hit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2024 10:34 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2024 10:31 PM (OZpzZ)
***
All good here. Yes, will be in NoVa. I hear catching up with morons in real life is good for the soul.
Posted by: TRex at June 01, 2024 10:34 PM (IQ6Gq)
1796933327229772074
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 01, 2024 10:35 PM (hOUT3)
Great joke!
Thanks for the ONT, you rebel you.
Good thing ace does not read the comments on the weekend.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2024 10:35 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
---------
Ouch! But... how much to "fix" it? And how long would that "fix" last before it needed another expensive "fix"?
Sometimes, gotta cut the losses & get out.
Posted by: JQ at June 01, 2024 10:36 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2024 10:37 PM (u82oZ)
That would be news we could use.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2024 10:37 PM (Jhqzr)
Posted by: Ciampino - Big Brother #76 at June 01, 2024 10:38 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 01, 2024 10:38 PM (BE6ag)
Posted by: Yakima Police at June 01, 2024 10:38 PM (u73oe)
Lol
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2024 09:40 PM (Ka3bZ)
That is a good joke! Thank you, MisHum!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2024 10:38 PM (Jhqzr)
Looked at the back and saw the trim that said "4e" and could not stop laughing
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 01, 2024 10:39 PM (hOUT3)
Ouch! But... how much to "fix" it? And how long would that "fix" last before it needed another expensive "fix"?
Sometimes, gotta cut the losses & get out.
Posted by: JQ
--------
So far, they can't fix it. They've tried 4 times.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2024 10:40 PM (XeU6L)
Neither of my cars' makes are even on there. That didn't stop my insurance company from jacking up my rates earlier this year, though. Fuckers.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 01, 2024 10:40 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: browndog is concerned about the Rangers at June 01, 2024 10:40 PM (TTAGa)
They may have been targeting our minute men sites in the plains states?
Possible but...there wouldn't be nearly as many nuked houses in rural houses vs say apartment buildings and skyscrappers
Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2024 10:40 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
--------
My condolences to your friend!
Posted by: JQ at June 01, 2024 10:40 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2024 10:32 PM (0eaVi)
I haven't been out that way in years. I would imagine yes.
Lots of land out there. These buildings are not noticeable until they are everywhere. Two going in on Lone Mountain.
I think there is one going in across the street from me.
Wife mentioned moving for the first time EVER when she heard what they are up to.
1 acre with 40 apartments on it. No upgrade to the roads.
Lovelock is looking better and better.
Posted by: Reforger at June 01, 2024 10:41 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 01, 2024 10:42 PM (GHT/i)
???
Is this a link to lame AI? Cause that's what I got.
Posted by: NaCly Dog a
It worked for me (as is), but the URL shorteners have me on the no-fly list!
Sad!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 01, 2024 10:42 PM (hOUT3)
I think I underestimated how bad the market is for dudes.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 01, 2024 10:42 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2024 10:42 PM (u82oZ)
That would be news we could use.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Anything with a manual transmission I would guess.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2024 10:42 PM (Eety5)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 01, 2024 10:43 PM (YvVQp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
--------
My condolences to your friend!
Posted by: JQ
---------
It gets better. Every time it has been taken to the dealer (90 miles away) he drives the truck, and his wife has driven their car, to bring them back.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2024 10:43 PM (XeU6L)
1. land-based missile silos
2. Aircraft launched missiles
3. Land-based artillery
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2024 10:43 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: browndog is concerned about the Rangers at June 01, 2024 10:43 PM (TTAGa)
Agree. Pasadena,TX was high on the target list so a large blue collar community would be wiped out.
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2024 10:43 PM (SHMXB)
That would be news we could use.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2024 10:37 PM (Jhqzr)
----
Yes good point.
Also vintage matters? Maybe bracket at 5 year intervals?
Posted by: Ciampino - Big Brother #77 at June 01, 2024 10:44 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2024 10:44 PM (u73oe)
Hi, NurseR, miss talking to you.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June
Haven't seen you around in a very long time, my friend. How are you? Maybe next spring you can make it out to see us?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2024 10:45 PM (Eety5)
So. Do we continue boycotting because of what they did last year or reward them for their sudden common sense this year?
Posted by: Emmie at June 01, 2024 10:45 PM (Sf2cq)
And people still think elections are a possible solution.
Posted by: Methos at June 01, 2024 10:46 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Emmie at June 01, 2024 10:47 PM (Sf2cq)
****
And it’s all over, sorry Jack …
Posted by: browndog is concerned about the Rangers at June 01, 2024 10:47 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Emmie
Boycott not necessary with inflation.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 01, 2024 10:47 PM (ftFVW)
So. Do we continue boycotting because of what they did last year or reward them for their sudden common sense this year?
Posted by: Emmie
Find out if their pulling a GOP by going to their corp website and seeing if they have eliminated all references.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 01, 2024 10:47 PM (YvVQp)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 01, 2024 10:47 PM (as3uC)
Posted by: Ex GOP at June 01, 2024 10:48 PM (GpUII)
Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2024 10:48 PM (/7KEl)
https://tinyurl.com/ywat2em5
Posted by: Ciampino - Big Brother #76 at June 01, 2024 10:38 PM (qfLjt)
/begins mulling who would sell a 3D printer locally for cash
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 01, 2024 10:48 PM (DTX3h)
Bit of a rough patch. Mostly I lurk now or try and usually fail to insert funny comments under a thousand different nics.
Not sure circumstances will allow me to make a mome, but I miss the old crew very much.
Got to post with Blue Bell briefly a year or so ago, and Peaches before that!
Just know that I recall our chats with great fondness, and envy those that get to hang out with you.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 01, 2024 10:48 PM (GHT/i)
/begins mulling who would sell a 3D printer locally for cash
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik
thinking about buy 3D printer for cash...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 01, 2024 10:49 PM (YvVQp)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 01, 2024 10:49 PM (QV9wb)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2024 10:42 PM (Eety5)
I'm good then. Except for the wife's car. I have been reassured it has a Fob though. I'm not sure what that means.
And it hates me. Fuck that car.
Posted by: Reforger at June 01, 2024 10:50 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Emmie at June 01, 2024 10:47 PM (Sf2cq)
Raise hand …
It’s not a “one and done” thing.
I had dry needling done alongside regular acupuncture.
I’d like to say it accelerated the healing process. It certainly didn’t hurt things …
Posted by: browndog is concerned about the Rangers at June 01, 2024 10:50 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Emmie
My wife has it weekly to help reduce her migraines. (Upper
neck, face and head entry points). Don't know about use for tendon inflammation.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2024 10:51 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 01, 2024 10:51 PM (YvVQp)
DHS Official Confirms 3D Printer Owners Are On A ‘Watch List’
https://tinyurl.com/ywat2em5
Posted by: Ciampino - Big Brother #76
Sure glad we don't live in a secret police state...
interesting that they are brazen enough to tell us what they're doing!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 01, 2024 10:51 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Emmie at June 01, 2024 10:45 PM (Sf2cq)
The month is young. Wait and see if they can make it an entire month without praising The Ghey. If so, they can possibly have your business back.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 01, 2024 10:51 PM (JGpCh)
And people still think elections are a possible solution.
Posted by: Methos
-----------------------
link?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2024 10:52 PM (YdEcD)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2024 10:40 PM (ibTVg)
I don't think the Minuteman sites were all that close to occupied homes. Maybe a half-dozen homes withing 2 miles, as a wild guess? Of course, assumes the Russian ICBM's found the target.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2024 10:53 PM (Jhqzr)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
Yes.
And that is a bar coaster under it so... beer.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 01, 2024 10:53 PM (YvVQp)
interesting that they are brazen enough to tell us what they're doing!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~
------------
If they didn't tell us they would be secret.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2024 10:53 PM (YdEcD)
I'm actually a pretty good listener.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2024 10:54 PM (HXGNm)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 01, 2024 10:54 PM (FkUwd)
Posted by: Braenyard
Exactly, now they are bold enough to tell us!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 01, 2024 10:55 PM (hOUT3)
interesting that they are brazen enough to tell us what they're doing!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
They're not good at keeping secrets. Seems like a personal failing.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 01, 2024 10:55 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2024 10:56 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 01, 2024 10:56 PM (GHT/i)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2024 10:58 PM (LkLld)
I am so glad I met Oregon Muse in person. So many interesting conversations with him. He is deeply missed.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 01, 2024 10:59 PM (GHT/i)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 01, 2024 10:59 PM (CHHv1)
The computer that controls the launch cancelled the launch but they don't know why the computer cancelled the launch.
Sheer fucking genius.
https://youtu.be/fCH6DB6U9Ps?t=117
Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2024 10:59 PM (YdEcD)
Starliner AI canceled the launch because it's on the second day of its cycle and it's just feeling like a little bitch...
Posted by: Elderly Git at June 01, 2024 11:01 PM (GHT/i)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2024 10:58 PM (LkLld)
*** tips 🧢 ***
My hope is that, next year, the Sabres end their drought and make the Playoffs.
Then I can root for my boys 📣
Posted by: browndog is concerned about the Rangers at June 01, 2024 11:01 PM (TTAGa)
The computer that controls the launch cancelled the launch but they don't know why the computer cancelled the launch.
Sheer fucking genius.
Posted by: Braenyard
You really aren't surprised right?
CoughDEIcough
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 01, 2024 11:02 PM (YvVQp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2024 11:03 PM (63Dwl)
>>Then I can root for my boys
And when they aren't playing the Rangers I got your back.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2024 11:03 PM (LkLld)
The computer that controls the launch cancelled the launch but they don't know why the computer cancelled the launch.
Sheer fucking genius.
https://youtu.be/fCH6DB6U9Ps?t=117
Posted by: Braenyard
If I had to guess, it uses an Apollo era computer in the capsule, and they don't have anyone who can program or debug it anymore.
The checklists were on the same kind of cardstock used during Apollo. That was a surprise after seeing how much was electronic in the SpaceX Dragon capsules.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 01, 2024 11:03 PM (VNX3d)
Sheer fucking genius.
Posted by: Braenyard
You really aren't surprised right?
CoughDEIcough
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
DEI Launch Computer - "Well if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2024 11:04 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~
--------------------------
There may be a big rally if Trump moves to turn himself in.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2024 11:04 PM (YdEcD)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2024 11:05 PM (HXGNm)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2024 11:05 PM (Ka3bZ)
Me: I have a brush.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 01, 2024 11:06 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2024 11:06 PM (HXGNm)
Sheer fucking genius.
---------
Mission Control: 'Launch!'
HAL: 'I can't do that Dave'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2024 11:06 PM (XeU6L)
Sheer fucking genius.
Posted by: Braenyard
##YOU STILL DO NOT BELIEVE WE HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR###
Posted by: Colosus at June 01, 2024 11:06 PM (xaFKb)
Darleen is all woman.
A lotta woman.
Posted by: Miklos would so restify in court, and probably will some day at June 01, 2024 11:08 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 01, 2024 11:08 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: nurse ratched
I think we all do. He was just so darned nice.
Posted by: Tuna at June 01, 2024 11:09 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 01, 2024 11:09 PM (SkbCO)
WTF !!!
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2024 11:09 PM (SHMXB)
Fine SH, thank you. Just 12 delurk and say hi. I just... miss... back in the day.
Hey, who doesn't?
Smooches!
Posted by: Elderly Git at June 01, 2024 11:10 PM (GHT/i)
HAL: 'I can't do that Dave'
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
"My name is Mike, not Dave"
Well Ok then
Posted by: the computer at June 01, 2024 11:10 PM (wWqRd)
May you all be surrounded by supportive mammals, friends, and loved ones.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2024 11:10 PM (u82oZ)
Good night Horde, happy Saturday dreams.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 01, 2024 11:12 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: mnw at June 01, 2024 11:12 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2024 11:10 PM (u82oZ)
How about unsupported mammaries instead?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2024 11:13 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
*wags tail*
Posted by: One-eyed Miss Dixie Doodle at June 01, 2024 11:13 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Rod Porkmore at June 01, 2024 11:15 PM (GHT/i)
Posted by: Inquiring mind of Miklos at June 01, 2024 11:15 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2024 11:16 PM (YdEcD)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2024 11:16 PM (u82oZ)
From free-range cougars? You are on your own, buddy.
See you tomorrow.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2024 11:16 PM (u82oZ)
Plenty of stuff on ALH you might like.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2024 11:18 PM (0eaVi)
_NYPost
Posted by: Braenyard
UFC vs. Pantifa
Place your bets
Posted by: Miklos misses the guy who did the voiceovers for "antifa meets reality" at June 01, 2024 11:19 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Inquiring mind of Miklos at June 01, 2024 11:15 PM (wWqRd)
I'll pay you Tuesday for unsupported mammaries today.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2024 11:19 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2024 11:20 PM (63Dwl)
_NYPost
They either cheat so much it will seen from Mars or they take him out. They aren't going to beat him in a fair election.
https://tinyurl.com/zuy2badp
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2024 11:20 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Inquiring mind of Miklos at June 01, 2024 11:15 PM (wWqRd)
I'll pay you Tuesday for unsupported mammaries today.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
pics
Posted by: Miklos thinks you might be a Glowie at June 01, 2024 11:21 PM (wWqRd)
And people still think elections are a possible solution.
Posted by: Methos
-----------------------
link?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2024 10:52 PM (YdEcD)
https://tinyurl.com/yf82hdnd
Posted by: Methos at June 01, 2024 11:21 PM (Dnobf)
_NYPost
They either cheat so much it will seen from Mars or they take him out. They aren't going to beat him in a fair election.
https://tinyurl.com/zuy2badp
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2024 11:20 PM (LkLld)
fcking commie retards may try both.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 01, 2024 11:21 PM (llON8)
Kicked the boy out of the house today, moved his crap to a storage locker, and he was about as gracious about that as you can imagine. It isn't easy having a psychopath for a son.
We are cleaning out this house to sell it, and moving out of Anchorage, probably to Sutton, which is tiny and distant. Anchorage just elected a flaming liberal for Mayor, to go with the flaming fag liberals on the Assembly. There are addicts living on the street everywhere who have better winter gear than I do, and those assembly asshats are making bank off them. They have ruined my city. I'm leaving.
I'm not working as an architect any more because my boss was a spineless wimp and his boss was an ignorant bully who made it impossible for me to work ethically in that position, so now I'm learning to be a "Cost Engineer," which means...
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 01, 2024 11:23 PM (sRfrW)
They either cheat so much it will seen from Mars or they take him out. They aren't going to beat him in a fair election. '
---
he will be in jail on election day
you can say you read it here first, and that you knew me back when
Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2024 11:23 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Miklos because of course at June 01, 2024 11:23 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 01, 2024 11:23 PM (7R8bR)
So, DH is trying to figure out how get me retired without losing money on the deal. I've had it.
My shoulder surgery went well but I'm still not able to use that arm worth a damn. It is trying my patience.
It never rains but pours, I suppose, and I know that God never gives my more than I can handle, but I'm tired of handling.
That's probably more than you needed to know, but the rant felt righteous, and I actually feel a little better now....
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 01, 2024 11:25 PM (sRfrW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Trump
Posted by: Miklos because of course at June 01, 2024 11:23 PM (wWqRd)
orange man bad
orange man bad
orange man bad
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Posted by: NPCs at June 01, 2024 11:25 PM (llON8)
you can say you read it here first, and that you knew me back when
Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2024 11:23 PM (/7KEl)
Maybe so, but his cell will be YUGE and LUXURIOUS. With adjacent Secret Service Agents, solid gold toilet facilities, valet for his person, etc.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 01, 2024 11:26 PM (sRfrW)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Do you have any experience working with a material called "aircrete"?
Posted by: Miklos has hacienda-based design ideas at June 01, 2024 11:26 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 01, 2024 11:28 PM (llON8)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2024 11:19 PM (0eaVi)
Hey! My boobs are in sling! No saggy saggy.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 01, 2024 11:28 PM (sRfrW)
orange man bad
orange man bad
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Posted by: NPCs
down twinkles
Yu fergot the down twinkles part
Posted by: Miklos, revising and extending at June 01, 2024 11:29 PM (wWqRd)
That list appears to be growing exponentially.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 01, 2024 11:29 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Miklos has hacienda-based design ideas at June 01, 2024 11:26 PM (wWqRd)
No, no aircrete. Shotcrete, yes, but no aircrete.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 01, 2024 11:29 PM (sRfrW)
Only afterwards.
(stubs out cigarette)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2024 11:29 PM (0eaVi)
Just got home from our PNW MoMe.
I love my peeps. It's sooooo good to sit and chat and laugh and have some food and drinks with fellow morons. If you've never done it, please, just go.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2024 10:25 PM (HXGNm)
You Morons listen to Nurse R!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 01, 2024 11:31 PM (llON8)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
*looks up shotcrete*
Looks dangerous, and therefore fun
Posted by: Miklos, with a minimal sense of self-preservation at June 01, 2024 11:31 PM (wWqRd)
It never rains but pours, I suppose, and I know that God never gives my more than I can handle, but I'm tired of handling.
That's probably more than you needed to know, but the rant felt righteous, and I actually feel a little better now....
Posted by: tcn in AK,
------------------------------
Hold on and don't let your suffering distract you. We're here and we're for you and you know that God is with you.
Just keep on doing your shoulder re-hab work and let it be a time to take your mind off every thing else. Then you will be clear and ready for the task. _Prayers.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2024 11:31 PM (YdEcD)
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at June 01, 2024 11:32 PM (GHT/i)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 01, 2024 11:28 PM (sRfrW)
I believe Miklos asked for pics.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2024 11:32 PM (0eaVi)
(stubs out cigarette)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
And did not share the Gauloise.
I fell so useé
Posted by: Miklos learned certain protocols in FRANCE at June 01, 2024 11:34 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2024 11:34 PM (/7KEl)
you can say you read it here first, and that you knew me back when
Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2024 11:23 PM (/7KEl)
----------------------------
There may be a big rally of people on that day at that place when they attempt to incarcerate him.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2024 11:34 PM (YdEcD)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 01, 2024 11:36 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2024 11:31 PM (YdEcD)
I know I can always count on the morons and it makes me feel positively awesome.
Thanks. It matters.
And this too will pass.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 01, 2024 11:38 PM (sRfrW)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2024 11:32 PM (0eaVi)
You want the poor man to go blind? How cruel.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 01, 2024 11:38 PM (sRfrW)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 01, 2024 11:38 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Ciampino - muzzies #78 at June 01, 2024 11:39 PM (qfLjt)
U.S. President Joe Biden lied to the world
when he claimed a proposal for a ceasefire and
hostage deal had come from the Israeli government
Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2024 11:39 PM (YdEcD)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2024 11:39 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Some Rat
Did somebody say cobwebbed hoo-ha?
SEXY!!!!
Posted by: E. Jean Carroll at June 01, 2024 11:40 PM (wWqRd)
===
May her memory be a blessing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2024 11:40 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ciampino - menus #79 at June 01, 2024 11:40 PM (qfLjt)
Hope everything works out for you.
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2024 11:40 PM (SHMXB)
That list appears to be growing exponentially.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
Time to simplify.
Anyone paying income tax goes on the watch list. Dangerous fvcking subversives.
Posted by: mikeski at June 01, 2024 11:40 PM (DgGvY)
https://mol.im/a/13483841
Posted by: Ciampino
-------------------------
Yacht girls.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2024 11:41 PM (YdEcD)
https://mol.im/a/13483841
Posted by: Ciampino
Palestine Ohio, rite?
Posted by: Miklos is frequently dissapoint at June 01, 2024 11:41 PM (wWqRd)
Sick brother, 23, who killed his pregnant sister because she was no longer innocent is unmasked
https://mol.im/a/13483789
Posted by: Ciampino - muzzies #80 at June 01, 2024 11:43 PM (qfLjt)
I fell so useé
Posted by: Miklos learned certain protocols in FRANCE at June 01, 2024 11:34 PM (wWqRd)
I am not gallic, monsieur. I am Belgian.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2024 11:43 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2024 11:40 PM (SHMXB)
After all that, I think it will all work out for me. Honestly, sometimes I forget hope, and that's not fair to God, is it?
Thanks.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 01, 2024 11:43 PM (sRfrW)
I am not gallic, monsieur. I am Belgian.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2024 11:43 PM (0eaVi)
Zat you, Poirot?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 01, 2024 11:44 PM (sRfrW)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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There is a knife place in TN close to Pigeon Forge, I think it's called Smokey Mountain Knife. They aren't cheap.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2024 11:44 PM (YdEcD)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 01, 2024 11:36 PM (vJiyU)
Which ever ones you feel better discussing.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2024 11:44 PM (0eaVi)
https://mol.im/a/13483841
Posted by: Ciampino
.........................................
Hamas will appreciate it.
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at June 01, 2024 11:44 PM (sAmhv)
https://mol.im/a/13483841
Posted by: Ciampino
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Noticeably not delivered in person.
Posted by: scampydog at June 01, 2024 11:45 PM (LVaYG)
Kroger is accused of misleading and 'endangering' shoppers over bread calorie counts
https://mol.im/a/13483937
Posted by: Ciampino - vacuous Skulls #81 at June 01, 2024 11:45 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2024 10:00 PM (NxC5+)
The lid on those things suck.
Posted by: RickZ at June 01, 2024 11:45 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 01, 2024 11:38 PM (sRfrW)
D'accord. Send them to me.
Posted by: Louis Braille at June 01, 2024 11:45 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
My French friends, when speaking English, universally refer to Belgians as "Sprouts"
Posted by: Le Mikleuse mes chers amis at June 01, 2024 11:46 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2024 11:39 PM (IG4Id)
Not American, but Tullen Snips from New Zealand are well regarded, and not made in Chy-Nah.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2024 11:47 PM (Jhqzr)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 01, 2024 11:38 PM (sRfrW)
D'accord. Send them to me.
Posted by: Louis Braille
We need more hands-on types.
Posted by: non-MBA Miklos at June 01, 2024 11:47 PM (wWqRd)
The social media company is planning a similar town hall with Robert F. Kennedy, Jr,. President Joe Biden was invited by the social to do a debate or a town hall, but he declined.
The date, location and moderators for the town halls have yet to be announced.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2024 11:47 PM (YdEcD)
Posted by: Ciampino - Vacuous Skulls #82 at June 01, 2024 11:48 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2024 11:49 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 01, 2024 11:44 PM (sRfrW)
Someone wants rotten poi?
Posted by: Don Ho and His Tiny Boobles at June 01, 2024 11:49 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
CHECK THE WAFFLES
Posted by: Miklos is uneasily fooled at June 01, 2024 11:50 PM (wWqRd)
He'll help you handle it, just ask him.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 01, 2024 11:50 PM (SkbCO)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 01, 2024 11:51 PM (SkbCO)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2024 11:34 PM (YdEcD)
Those GOPe wimps better nominate him prior to 7/11. That makes pulling SS protection even harder.
Posted by: EveR at June 01, 2024 11:51 PM (Z/h4+)
https://mol.im/a/13483243
I see even DM has disappeared the video. I have a copy.
Posted by: Ciampino - Towelhead #83 at June 01, 2024 11:53 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2024 11:53 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Le Mikleuse mes chers amis at June 01, 2024 11:46 PM (wWqRd)
I thought it was miserable fat Belgian bastards?
Posted by: Mrs No-Supper-For-You from Norwood in Lancashire... at June 01, 2024 11:53 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2024 11:53 PM (YdEcD)
Posted by: Musik Kal at June 01, 2024 11:54 PM (9CHPi)
Posted by: EveR
The demonrats have already said they will "virtually" nominate Pedo Joe in advance of their convention, because Ohio rules.
Posted by: Miklos sez DOO EET DOO EET NOW at June 01, 2024 11:55 PM (wWqRd)
https://mol.im/a/13483243
I see even DM has disappeared the video. I have a copy.
Posted by: Ciampino -
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Coming fashion statement will be bull hide collars and dickies.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2024 11:56 PM (YdEcD)
Posted by: Miklos Fawlty at June 01, 2024 11:56 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2024 11:49 PM (RIvkX)
Well, honestly, only my belly was belgian. But, I've lost weight.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2024 11:56 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2024 11:57 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2024 11:56 PM (YdEcD)
I'm on it! Hee hee, I already have dickies on me.
Posted by: Pete Buttgigger at June 01, 2024 11:58 PM (0eaVi)
2. My Body, My Choice
3. Two Weeks to Stop the Spread
4. The Vaccine Worked
5. Trump Colluded with the Russians
6. Biden Won the Election
7. Trump is a Criminal
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2024 12:00 AM (RIvkX)
https://tinyurl.com/42wtnj3p
Posted by: JackStraw
Nice.
Kid is skinny, though.
Reminds of the EU funded projects I helped get the money for so that blind and low-vision people could be more physically active.
Posted by: Miklos is proud of that, and hopes it helps at June 02, 2024 12:01 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Milo Perrier at June 02, 2024 12:01 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Miklos is proud of that, and hopes it helps at June 02, 2024 12:01 AM (wWqRd)
And it gets the ugly girls dates!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2024 12:02 AM (0eaVi)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2024 11:56 PM (0eaVi)
===
Ha!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2024 12:02 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2024 11:53 PM (YdEcD)
I remember from childhood if you wanted to spike the sherbet punch at the church social, you used vodka.
Posted by: RickZ at June 02, 2024 12:02 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Miklos appends at June 02, 2024 12:03 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 02, 2024 12:04 AM (YdEcD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2024 12:04 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2024 12:04 AM (RIvkX)
Sorta like a "kick me" sign?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2024 12:05 AM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin, using a tactile sensory approach at June 02, 2024 12:05 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2024 12:07 AM (Jhqzr)
Posted by: m at June 02, 2024 12:07 AM (hyRRf)
Posted by: feminazis at June 02, 2024 12:10 AM (wWqRd)
Blood sausage!
For dinner tonight, we get blood sausage!
But none for the Belgians,
Because they're a bunch of slackers!
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 02, 2024 12:10 AM (JGpCh)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 02, 2024 12:12 AM (lhenN)
https://smkw.com
When they were up and coming they also sold seconds and miscellaneous 'stuff'. I love trinkets.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 02, 2024 12:13 AM (YdEcD)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
I will be on Coast-to-Coast AM in a few years discussing the spike in cases of Spontaneous Combustion
Posted by: Miklo, but not with Noory, because LAME at June 02, 2024 12:15 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 02, 2024 12:19 AM (YdEcD)
Posted by: ChrisP at June 02, 2024 12:19 AM (jOkye)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2024 11:49 PM (RIvkX)
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There was an entire tribe called the Belgae. They were noted for their haughty demeanor and their way with pricey chocolates. Unfortunately, they were wiped out by the Romans.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2024 12:20 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2024 12:21 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: JQ at June 01, 2024 09:58 PM (njWTi)
[nods sagely]
Yup, plumbers' tape and an old sock for padding. It is best to find nails or screws to hold it in place since pop rivets deform when you try to drive them in with a hammer.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2024 12:23 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Milo Perrier
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[passes a glass of plonk]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2024 12:23 AM (XeU6L)
“In Vitro Fertilization most often engages in the destruction of embryonic human life and increasingly engages in dehumanizing methods for determining suitability for life and genetic sorting, based on notions of genetic fitness and parental preferences,” the resolution reads.
...
“Southern Baptists believe that Christians should in general oppose IVF because by its very nature it separates procreation from sex and treats children as products rather than people,”
_SBC’s Ethics & Religious Liberty Commission
Posted by: Braenyard at June 02, 2024 12:23 AM (YdEcD)
Those look keen but, I dont' want to get on a CutCo marketing list for the rest of my short life.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2024 12:23 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2024 12:23 AM (XeU6L)
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*nods approvingly*
Posted by: Horace Rumpole at June 02, 2024 12:24 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 01, 2024 10:02 PM (QXQ4l)
In my experience it has to be the stern, because they don't bow.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2024 12:24 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: scampydog at June 02, 2024 12:25 AM (LVaYG)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2024 12:24 AM (D7oie)
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You're completely mizzen the point.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2024 12:26 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Emmie at June 02, 2024 12:27 AM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Miklos got his from Whole Foods at June 02, 2024 12:33 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2024 12:33 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2024 12:24 AM (D7oie)
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You're completely mizzen the point.
Posted by: Cicero
Careful
Some comments are beyond the Plimsoll line.
Posted by: Cap'm Miklos and the One eyed Dog at June 02, 2024 12:36 AM (wWqRd)
JackStraw-- That blind kid did a good job on the anthem. Wonder with the rocking if he's autistic? Crowd was properly appreciative.
This has been a day. Kicking off June heartily. Thank you, Lord, may we have another? 🤣
https://youtu.be/sg-NU3h05Ik?si=iStpBhtfFrndAirN
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - phenomenally at June 02, 2024 12:36 AM (rc5lY)
Posted by: Cap'm Miklos
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It stays here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2024 12:37 AM (XeU6L)
Some of the more acerbic Hordians kind of specialize in the dry needling of others here.
But those do tend to become wearisome, and soon wear out their welcome here amongst the Morons n' 'Ettes.
They're registered under the Department of Ever Changing Nics Department?
You'd think they'd be under the Department of Redundancy Department, but that Department became Redundant.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 02, 2024 12:38 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2024 12:38 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at June 01, 2024 09:36 PM (hftn9)
Scrotum
It's just a sack of skin
Scrotum
It keeps your testes in.
- Fishbone
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 02, 2024 12:39 AM (zySas)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Don't give me no lines, and keep your hands to yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdpAop7gp0w
Posted by: Miklos knows Waffle House etiquette at June 02, 2024 12:41 AM (wWqRd)
You'd think they'd be under the Department of Redundancy Department, but that Department became Redundant.
Jim
So
Surplus to Requirements
Posted by: Miklos will just take his accordion and go home at June 02, 2024 12:43 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 02, 2024 12:43 AM (YdEcD)
Posted by: ChrisP at June 02, 2024 12:44 AM (jOkye)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2024 12:46 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Emmie at June 02, 2024 12:48 AM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Miklos was raised right, but still looks funny at June 02, 2024 12:49 AM (wWqRd)
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I used to sit at the bar of a Brit pub (in Atlanta) and drink beer with their bass player.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2024 12:51 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,
The Georgia Satellites should be in charge of Fulton County elections.
Posted by: Miklos has an idea at June 02, 2024 12:54 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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[tries hard to think of Andy Devine pun. fails]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2024 12:55 AM (XeU6L)
The Georgia Satellites should be in charge of Fulton County elections.
Posted by: Miklos
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I'd settle for the Three Stooges.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2024 12:56 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
[tries to think who Andy Devine might be, fails]
Posted by: Miklos, the best of the worst at June 02, 2024 12:57 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Braenyard
Are they legit?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2024 12:59 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Hey Moe! Larry! I just found all these Trump ballots!
Naana nee, nanny na
Whoop whoop whoop
Posted by: Miklos, neglected sixth Stooge at June 02, 2024 01:00 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 02, 2024 01:01 AM (YdEcD)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Oh, yes - I posted a link to their kitchen stuff.
I also posted a link to the shears Mike Hammer reccomended.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 02, 2024 01:03 AM (YdEcD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 02, 2024 01:04 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Miklo, but not with Noory, because LAME at June 02, 2024 12:15 AM (wWqRd)
Borrow my joke:
These people don't deserve Viking funerals.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 02, 2024 01:05 AM (lhenN)
Posted by: Miklos, out-pointing at June 02, 2024 01:06 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2024 01:09 AM (ynpvh)
Miklos. She's a Yankee, cut her some slack.
You can tell she's not a Damn Yankee though. Them ones is towing a U-Haul as they move down South.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 02, 2024 01:11 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Modern chewing gum is not the same. Dependent on China for duck tape. And bobby pins? Good luck.
Posted by: Retired McGyver at June 02, 2024 01:12 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 02, 2024 01:13 AM (lhenN)
http://tiny.cc/rw7cyz
Oh, no BIAS at all in that story...
"Republicans join Trump’s attacks on justice system and campaign of vengeance after guilty verdict"
...
"those Republicans who expressed doubts ...were instantly bullied by the former president’s enforcers and told to “leave the party.”
...
"[Marjorie Taylor Greene] also posted the upside-down American flag that has come to symbolize the “Stop the Steal” movement Trump started with allies before the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol."
...
"The swift, strident and deepening commitment to Trump despite his felony conviction shows how fully Republican leaders and lawmakers have been infused with his unfounded grievances of a “rigged” system and dangerous conspiracies of “weaponized” government, using them in their own attacks on President Joe Biden and the Democrats. "
...
Oh, there lots more, too. F'n propagandists.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2024 01:13 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Modern chewing gum is not the same. Dependent on China for duck tape. And bobby pins? Good luck.
Posted by: Retired McGyver at June 02, 2024 01:12 AM (wWqRd)
There's your problem...duck tape. Only works on ducks.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2024 01:14 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Miklos, getting as much yardage as he can at June 02, 2024 01:15 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: jim
depends
For some feathers, need pins
Posted by: Miklos, who has plucked a few birds at June 02, 2024 01:16 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen at June 02, 2024 01:18 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2024 01:13 AM (ynpvh)
I always expect bias from the Associated (With Terrorists) Press. Never disappointed.
Posted by: RickZ at June 02, 2024 01:23 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 02, 2024 01:28 AM (Sgq8y)
I suspect she is from the house across the way. I put her out though she clearly wanted to stay.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2024 01:31 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Cap'm Miklos
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Five degrees port, Mr. Hooper.
Posted by: Quint at June 02, 2024 01:35 AM (LVaYG)
Posted by: Kindltot
I get that all the time.
Darleen ain't having none of that.
Posted by: Miklos, lot 65, Trailer Acres at June 02, 2024 01:35 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 02, 2024 01:37 AM (lhenN)
I suspect she is from the house across the way. I put her out though she clearly wanted to stay.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2024 01:31 AM (D7oie)
You could have done those 'my house, not my cat' videos one better with a 'my house, my cats, not my cat' video.
Posted by: RickZ at June 02, 2024 01:40 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Mothra at June 02, 2024 01:40 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Minus one what?
Posted by: Mothra at June 02, 2024 01:40 AM (wWqRd)
Scrotum ?
Posted by: JT at June 02, 2024 01:41 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 02, 2024 01:41 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Cap'm Miklos
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Five degrees port, Mr. Hooper.
Posted by: Quint at June 02, 2024 01:35 AM (LVaYG)
Mr. Plimsol published a book called "Our Seamen" in 1872...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2024 01:46 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Miklosius, happily recalling the good old days when Old Man Balls was a popular topic at June 02, 2024 01:47 AM (wWqRd)
Actually, unless people are spending the weekend decorating their houses for gay pride palooza and flags will appear on Monday, I've seen fewer flags so far. The township school education association was also sponsoring a gay pride parade but no students or teachers signed up, which I thought was a positive thing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2024 01:47 AM (uSNZZ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 02, 2024 01:47 AM (Sgq8y)
scrotumae?
Scrotii?
Posted by: Miklosius, happily recalling the good old days when Old Man Balls was a popular topic at June 02, 2024 01:47 AM (wWqRd)
Scrota, I would think.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2024 01:48 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 02, 2024 01:47 AM (Sgq8y)
Night, Debby.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2024 01:49 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2024 01:49 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Pound for pound, she is the top.
But she can't get on top, because I could get hurt that way.
Posted by: Miklos finds Solutions at June 02, 2024 01:49 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2024 01:50 AM (uSNZZ)
scrotumae?
Scrotii?
Posted by: Miklosius, happily recalling the good old days when Old Man Balls was a popular topic at June 02, 2024 01:47 AM (wWqRd)
Scroti. (scrotum, scroti, n., neuter [not masculine or feminine]).
One of those times where 'all nouns are divided into three genders'.
Posted by: RickZ at June 02, 2024 01:54 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I doubt that.
Some people have the capacity for hate, some do not.
I suspect we are both in the latter category.
Posted by: Miklos dislikes certain things and people though at June 02, 2024 01:55 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Miklos wonders why in four years of Latin this was not explained at June 02, 2024 01:58 AM (wWqRd)
Ok. That made me laugh. Thx. How about "cordially dislike" waking up at 1:30? 😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2024 02:01 AM (r/zVv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2024 02:01 AM (r/zVv)
Don't laugh; you'll only encourage him.
Posted by: JT at June 02, 2024 02:06 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2024 02:01 AM (r/zVv)
Don't laugh; you'll only encourage him.
Posted by: JT
All good
Posted by: Miklos, cordially encouraged at June 02, 2024 02:09 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2024 02:14 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Miklos, self medicating at June 02, 2024 02:19 AM (wWqRd)
Poor guy. He really is an old time liberal and when he sees his kids whom he loves and who are in their their 30's they needle him about having white privilege because they are of mixed ethnicity.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2024 02:20 AM (pVT7c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I am part Scot and part Hungarian.
REPARATIONS!
Posted by: Miklos, waiting on de Moneys at June 02, 2024 02:25 AM (wWqRd)
I told him just to take his kids comments with a huge grain of salt. I am thankful to the Lord/ that at least so far, college didn't indoctrinate my son and he's not lecturing me about white privilege even though he's a white young man.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2024 02:30 AM (yjfRd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2024 02:34 AM (l8U2g)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2024 02:30 AM (yjfRd)
It really does piss me off to no end this whole reparations crap. Slavery has been a part of humanity since before the historical record, that is writing. It's hard to think of one people throughout history that hasn't either been enslaved or slavers, or both, at some point in time. To think otherwise is to deny the very nature of humanity that allowed survival. Survival way back then wasn't pretty: It was nasty, brutal and short. Not condoning slavery, by any means, it's just the way it was. But why have people dealt with that historical past up until now? I hate all this historical presentism passing itself off as intellectual rigor. Presentism is just historical garbage wrapped up in pretty woke 'we are superior to those dead white cretins' quotes. Enough.
Rant off.
Posted by: RickZ at June 02, 2024 02:48 AM (emlEe)
*scratches......head*
Posted by: Miklos wonders why in four years of Latin this was not explained
Is "scrotum" really Latin? Merriam-Webster says the etymology is from the Latin word "scrautum," meaning "quiver."
"Quiver" as in "a bag for arrows," not as in "vibrating," presumably.
Which makes me wonder how ancient Latin-speakers knew how sperms worked and what they looked like. Arrows? Kinda.
Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2024 02:48 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Miklos, in the slang of the day at June 02, 2024 02:50 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 02, 2024 02:58 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian
Comment on dit..."Ceci n'est pas un comment"
Posted by: Le Mikleuse at June 02, 2024 03:03 AM (wWqRd)
I agree with you, Rick, and I certainly think Miklos would agree with your point as well. He and I were just having a bit.of humorous exchange about it,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2024 03:07 AM (um7vI)
"Quiver" as in "a bag for arrows," not as in "vibrating," presumably.
Which makes me wonder how ancient Latin-speakers knew how sperms worked and what they looked like. Arrows? Kinda.
Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2024 02:48 AM (DgGvY
It is, but I was wrong earlier. The plural IS 'scrota'.
As for Merriam-Webster, they are partially correct. Here is a good explanation for that: "from Latin scrotum, which probably is transposed from scortum 'a skin, hide' (see corium), perhaps by influence of scrautum 'leather quiver for arrows'."
Seems like some "misspeak", or maybe a sexual pun what with the testes being that leathery hide that holds the arrows that come shooting out (the Romans were pretty coarse/explicit, language-wise, with a lot of sexual innuendo/puns), and became a part of the language. Who knows? We don't know how the language is truly spoken even today. It's dead, Jim.
Posted by: RickZ at June 02, 2024 03:07 AM (emlEe)
Oddly, though, waffles almost never intrude on that somewhat disjointed train of thought.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 02, 2024 03:08 AM (u/Zei)
That was a great BBC series of Hercule Poirot,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2024 03:09 AM (um7vI)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 02, 2024 03:13 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: m at June 02, 2024 03:14 AM (hyRRf)
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That was a great BBC series of Hercule Poirot,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2024 03:09 AM (um7vI)
Around that time they had another great series, 'Sherlock Holmes', with Jeremy Brett. Not only in my estimation but some critics as well, that portrayal was the definitive Sherlock Holmes. A truly superb interpretation of Doyle's character. Just as David Suchet's portrayal of Hercule Poirot was spot on, 'definitive' if you will of Agatha Christie's character.
I loved both of those shows. Throw in some 'Inspector Morse' (John Thaw) and I'm good for hours.
Posted by: RickZ at June 02, 2024 03:18 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Was that the one with Michael Gambon, or the Rowan Atkinson one (which, although I was a huge Blackadder fan I didn't think I'd like, but did)? I know Rupert Davies did a series in the early Sixties that Simenon really liked.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 02, 2024 03:19 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 02, 2024 03:23 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2024 03:31 AM (G+cIq)
Mrs. Drake has helpfully slapped me on the back of the head Jethro Gibbs-style and maybe my system will reboot.
Hearty ditto on Jeremy Brett's Sherlock Holmes, by the way, and John Thaw's Inspector (Endeavour) Morse. Kevin Whatley's Detective Sergeant Lewis was great as well.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 02, 2024 03:31 AM (u/Zei)
Some of those actors broke into Hollywood from those roles, including the actor who played 'Hastings' in the Poirot series and Michael Gambon. It was like a quick invasion where that group (less Jeremy Brett) were in a lot of movies. Then POOF!
I'm seeing that out again with Ioan Gruffudd (who was 'Horatio Hornblower' in a few A & E movies where he was really good and was in the 'The Fantastic' 4 movies) and Benedict Cumberbatch, though I find him less talented. They were striking while the iron was hot, or were, until white guys, even with British accents, don't cut it.
Posted by: RickZ at June 02, 2024 03:37 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: RickZ at June 02, 2024 03:38 AM (emlEe)
Good night.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2024 03:38 AM (BbJqV)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 02, 2024 03:38 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea
I sang that
Or at least tried
Posted by: Miklos' best Edith Piaf voice is not great at June 02, 2024 03:41 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Do not ask Miklos any questions about this at June 02, 2024 03:43 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: RickZ
True, and I loved that series, from its medieval beginnings to its WWI end (plus all the special episodes he did with the character). But he did play Maigret in two television movies for ITV. Surprisingly good.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 02, 2024 03:44 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2024 03:47 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 02, 2024 03:38 AM (u/Zei)
Personally, I thought that series (with Mark Williams) changed for the worse when the character of 'Lady Felicia' disappeared. The episodes after that just seemed . . . flat.
Posted by: RickZ at June 02, 2024 03:48 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: m at June 02, 2024 03:48 AM (hyRRf)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 02, 2024 03:44 AM (u/Zei)
You're right, I forgot about those. They were interesting and well done. Played straight, not playing for laughs. Really surprised me. Pleasantly, of course.
Posted by: RickZ at June 02, 2024 03:51 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 02, 2024 03:53 AM (u/Zei)
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Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2024 03:56 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: m at June 02, 2024 03:57 AM (hyRRf)
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Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2024 03:56 AM (fwDg9)
Thanks, Skip!
Posted by: m at June 02, 2024 03:58 AM (hyRRf)
Posted by: m at June 02, 2024 04:03 AM (hyRRf)
Posted by: RickZ
That's a good point - in many ways that character was a throwback to the Edwardian era to the early Thirties when Chesterton was crafting the tales, and provided a sort of anchor for the narrative. I didn't think they did a good job with Flambeau - making him Father Brown's nemesis misses the point of who Flambeau formerly was and whom (with the good Father's help) he eventually became.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 02, 2024 04:05 AM (u/Zei)
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>This will keep them from being raped and murdered by machetes when the next red carpet is rolled out in the "look at my nipples" awards ceremony.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 02, 2024 05:33 AM (dmXQN)
However, our own homegrown Redneck Geniuses use the same out-of-the-box thinking.
Let's hear it for the Rednecks who don't let lack of tools, equipment, or materials stop them from their handyman work!
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