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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (5/18/25)
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 18, 2024 09:38 PM (3Hm/H)
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Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 18, 2024 09:43 PM (ZdexC)
Great ONT MH!
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at May 18, 2024 09:44 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: TRex at May 18, 2024 09:44 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2024 09:45 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2024 09:46 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2024 09:47 PM (W/lyH)
Beef Fizz was evidently invented in a time sufficiently advanced to allow easy chilling, condensation of broth, and canning of broth. And yet they invented it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2024 09:47 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: TRex at May 18, 2024 09:47 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 18, 2024 09:47 PM (ZdexC)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2024 09:47 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 09:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 18, 2024 09:47 PM (mBRjo)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 18, 2024 09:47 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2024 09:47 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2024 09:48 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 18, 2024 09:48 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2024 09:49 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2024 09:45 PM (WXNFJ)
Not sure anything in a gravy hot tub can give me a boner like Ann-Margaret and baked beans.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2024 09:49 PM (W/lyH)
Looks like a great concert behind the top photo.
I like the "bananasecond" measurement!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 18, 2024 09:49 PM (U3L4U)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
"You want gravy on your biscuits?" will now have a completely novel meaning.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2024 09:50 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2024 09:45 PM (WXNFJ)
Not sure anything in a gravy hot tub can give me a boner like Ann-Margaret and baked beans.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2024 09:49 PM (W/lyH)
Any carrots in there? Oh, that's chili. NVM.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 09:50 PM (ynpvh)
Who's that guy with umami style?
Beef Fizz! (oh yeah)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2024 09:50 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
"You want gravy on your biscuits?" will now have a completely novel meaning.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2024 09:50 PM (WXNFJ)
LOL.
And for the guys, sausage and gravy...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 09:51 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 18, 2024 09:42 PM (3Hm/H)
* * * *
Not sure what the prize is, but you won it for nailing the first eleven places!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 18, 2024 09:51 PM (U3L4U)
Posted by: TRex at May 18, 2024 09:51 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2024 09:50 PM (WXNFJ)
*snort
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 18, 2024 09:51 PM (OX9vb)
On our first anniversary we stayed at a place in South Lake Tahoe with a hot tub in the bedroom. Classy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2024 09:52 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 18, 2024 09:52 PM (N+fj3)
Posted by: TRex at May 18, 2024 09:51 PM (IQ6Gq)
Only if she's in the gravy hot-tub with ya.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 09:52 PM (ynpvh)
Gravy hot tub = you bet!
Hope yer feeling better or as good as possible, Mis Hum.
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 18, 2024 09:53 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2024 09:54 PM (a3Q+t)
...Just got an e-mail from my parish that said the power was still out after Thursday's storm. The church was in the direct path of the straight-line winds. There's still about 400,000 customers without power in Houston. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2024 09:07 PM (MoZTd)
I was out on I-45 North, heading for Dallas, when that storm rolled in on my path, at about 3pm. I'd left Galveston at about 1:30 pm, and the storm hit (not the light rain beginnings, but THE STORM), when I was just passing The Woodlands, and coming into the Southernmost beginnings of Conroe. Those two locales have damn near merged, anyway.
Dark as Midnight, well into Huntsville, where I pulled off the freeway, for both food and refuge at a local McDs.
Longest I've ever stayed at a McDs, too. About 90 minutes, till the rain slacked off a bit. Pressed on Northbound. Skies began to lighten a bit, around Centerville. All told, about 100 miles of OMG monsoon, 100 ft. visibility driving. Hell, it became a nice, beautiful sunset evening, by time I made Ennis, TX. Arrived Dallas appx 7:45 pm.
Countin' my blessings, here!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 18, 2024 09:54 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2024 09:54 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: The Barrell at May 18, 2024 09:55 PM (RIvkX)
-belches-
Posted by: Ex GOP at May 18, 2024 09:55 PM (GpUII)
Posted by: Peter North, irregular AoSHQ Commenter and proud Canadian at May 18, 2024 09:55 PM (a3Q+t)
On our first anniversary we stayed at a place in South Lake Tahoe with a hot tub in the bedroom. Classy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2024 09:52 PM (RIvkX)
But no fireman's pole, or fruit pan ties?
https://youtu.be/ZJcv5qp2qXs
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 09:55 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2024 09:55 PM (cCVOS)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 18, 2024 09:55 PM (tQtDb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2024 09:56 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 18, 2024 09:56 PM (tQtDb)
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 18, 2024 09:57 PM (TSQkU)
Get in my belly!
Posted by: The Barrell at May 18, 2024 09:55 PM (RIvkX)
Aww, come on Mr. Barrel. I *did* nood...
Eventually.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 18, 2024 09:57 PM (3Hm/H)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2024 09:57 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2024 09:57 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2024 09:57 PM (S6gqv)
Here, have some shrimp fizz...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 09:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 18, 2024 09:58 PM (ZdexC)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2024 09:58 PM (cCVOS)
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 18, 2024 09:59 PM (ZdexC)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 09:55 PM (ynpvh)
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Well, it wasn't Pocono Mountain Lodge or Mt. Airy Lodge!
Posted by: The Barrell at May 18, 2024 09:59 PM (RIvkX)
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ ann-of-the-thousand-knights/ (remove space)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2024 10:00 PM (a3Q+t)
https://is.gd/qrhEBE
Spoiler Alert - it's worse than you think it is.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 18, 2024 10:00 PM (3Hm/H)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2024 10:00 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 18, 2024 10:01 PM (tQtDb)
Daisy dog had a good day lounging outside, and barking at the neighbor mowing the lawn. She keeps trying to play with old Ony cat, but the cat just doesn't understand. I get it -- I'd be a bit concerned if an animal with a head as big as my whole body was lunging at me and making weird noises.
That's my garden and pet thread contributions for the day. I need a hobby, I guess. Besides hitting 'refresh' all day. Glad the blog crisis is over... for now.
Howdy, y'all. Welcome back to the ONT, MisHum. Hope the knee is treating you well.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Saturday Overnight Feverish at May 18, 2024 10:01 PM (Ic4Ra)
550 I'm going to go out on a limb here, and state that Chicago will, for the second time, simultaneously host riots and the Democrat Party Convention.
I wasn't alive for the last one, but it's nice to see that they're running with that theme again.
The only question in my mind is who will pay to pre-position the pallets of bricks. I won't!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 09:58 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 10:01 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2024 10:01 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 18, 2024 09:57 PM
Pffffft. Means nothing until it hits Triple-Dog Dare.
Posted by: Ralphie at May 18, 2024 10:01 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 18, 2024 10:01 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2024 09:54 PM (a3Q+t)
So was the InfraRed photo taken of her while she was wearing a silky (hence transparent to the camera) dress during a USO show. I can neither confirm or deny my brother bringing home such a photo, as all of them were recovered by the Army and destroyed.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2024 10:01 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Piper at May 18, 2024 10:01 PM (p4NUW)
CNN political commentator Alice Stewart dies at age 58
she was supposed to have worked on some repub political campaigns before joining the clown news network.
also, learning nothing from others experiences i ate too much tonight but i refuse to feel guilty
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 18, 2024 10:01 PM (B1FKF)
Eventually.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 18, 2024 09:57 PM (3Hm/H)
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Eventually everyone winds up in me.
Posted by: The Barrel at May 18, 2024 10:02 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Piper at May 18, 2024 10:02 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Robert at May 18, 2024 10:02 PM (r0NY8)
https://is.gd/qrhEBE
Spoiler Alert - it's worse than you think it is.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
Did they give it a shot of Bailey's Irish Cream?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2024 10:04 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Robert at May 18, 2024 10:04 PM (r0NY8)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 18, 2024 10:04 PM (CHHv1)
Not sure anything in a gravy hot tub can give me a boner like Ann-Margaret and baked beans.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2024 09:49 PM (W/lyH)
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You know the beans are going to get in all her nooks and crannies, don't you?
Posted by: Ciampino - One burger short of a happy meal!! at May 18, 2024 10:04 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at May 18, 2024 10:04 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 18, 2024 09:57 PM
Pffffft. Means nothing until it hits Triple-Dog Dare.
Posted by: Ralphie at May 18, 2024 10:01 PM (a3Q+t)
My tongue's still stuck to the flagpole...
Posted by: Flick from A Christmas Story at May 18, 2024 10:05 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender
Yeppers.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 18, 2024 10:05 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Piper at May 18, 2024 10:06 PM (p4NUW)
And I forgot to mention, handy ice.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18,
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I'm not gonna ask.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2024 10:06 PM (lCWOD)
https://is.gd/qrhEBE
Spoiler Alert - it's worse than you think it is.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
Did they give it a shot of Bailey's Irish Cream?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2024 10:04 PM (cOq4q)
Punchline: if 6 shots of Jaegermeister won't get the taste out, another shot won't help...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:06 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 18, 2024 10:07 PM (g0Y4p)
547 I have a feeling May 23rd is going to be something we've never seen before.
https://tinyurl.com/3r6skynw
Posted by: JackStraw
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2024 10:08 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 10:08 PM (0Htd1)
The part of the beef-fizz recipe that lists the liquor ingredients is cut off.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 18, 2024 10:08 PM (xPNeT)
Posted by: Piper
The ONT is not for East Coast old people.
(runs serpentine, dives behind log.)
(smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 18, 2024 10:08 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Wear a Burka and a suicide vest and you'll be fine....
Posted by: Some Rat at May 18, 2024 10:09 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Piper at May 18, 2024 10:01 PM (p4NUW)
They were really into the fluffy desserts in those days. My mama has recently rediscovered some concoction called green dessert, and offers it to me every time I go see her. No. Thanks.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 18, 2024 10:10 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Wear a Burka and a suicide vest and you'll be fine....
Posted by: Some Rat at May 18, 2024 10:09 PM (vJiyU)
https://youtu.be/DIlG9aSMCpg
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:11 PM (ynpvh)
So I heard the old server went critical, it's control rods failed to SCRAM, it developed sentience and split for the coast to hang out in a hippie commune... freaky!
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 18, 2024 10:11 PM (UjLY7)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 10:08 PM (0Htd1)
Exciting, but gets lonely toward the end. 1 out of 5 stars.
Posted by: Dr. William Brydon at May 18, 2024 10:11 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2024 10:11 PM (cCVOS)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2024 10:12 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Piper at May 18, 2024 10:01 PM (p4NUW)
They were really into the fluffy desserts in those days. My mama has recently rediscovered some concoction called green dessert, and offers it to me every time I go see her. No. Thanks.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 18, 2024 10:10 PM (OX9vb)
I'm still trying to wrap my head around Jello salad.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 18, 2024 10:12 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Piper at May 18, 2024 10:01 PM (p4NUW)
See here for more examples: https://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 18, 2024 10:12 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Piper at May 18, 2024 10:01 PM (p4NUW)
They were really into the fluffy desserts in those days. My mama has recently rediscovered some concoction called green dessert, and offers it to me every time I go see her. No. Thanks.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 18, 2024 10:10 PM (OX9vb)
Okay, what's with the Lutherans and the weird stuff in jello?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:12 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2024 10:01 PM
I will neither confirm nor deny having seen one, either. Wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2024 10:14 PM (a3Q+t)
"Hey, you might find it inspires you to write a feminist dystopian novel. . ."
-- Margaret Atwood
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2024 10:14 PM (cCVOS)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:12 PM (ynpvh)
What's weird about cottage cheese in lime jello?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 18, 2024 10:14 PM (0eaVi)
(runs serpentine, dives behind log.)
(smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 18, 2024 10:08 PM (vJiyU)
So true--can't believe I'm still up. Never here at the same time as you, Some Rat. Cheers!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 18, 2024 10:14 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: High Roller at May 18, 2024 10:16 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Ciampino
See, this is my issue with sporting on the beach. Sand everywhere and I can only imagine that is much worse for the gals than the guys. And saltwater?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2024 10:16 PM (WXNFJ)
Guess the other thread isn't getting to 1000 posts...
Posted by: TRex
_________
*puffs on pipe*
Reckon not.
*resumes rocking in chair*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2024 10:16 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
I was afraid it was the CIA behind it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 10:16 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:12 PM
***
Pretty sure Martin Luther addressed adding fruit to jello somewhere in the 95 theses.
Posted by: TRex at May 18, 2024 10:17 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2024 10:18 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2024 10:18 PM (fEi8P)
It's whipped green jello.
Tasty! My mom rediscovered her recipe for it a few years ago, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2024 10:18 PM (cCVOS)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2024 10:18 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2024 10:18 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
Ooh. Is that with pistachio pudding, cool whip, and pineapple? I like that crap.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 10:19 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2024 10:19 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 10:16 PM
And who's behind the CIA? Are there some of you who haven't connected the dots yet?
Posted by: Big Penguin at May 18, 2024 10:19 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 10:08 PM (0Htd1)
Or Dearborn
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 18, 2024 10:19 PM (QXQ4l)
"Hey, you might find it inspires you to write a feminist dystopian novel. . ."
-- Margaret Atwood
Don't you know that book's about evil fundamentalist Christians in the South, and not about the oppressed, tolerant peoples of the Middle East? Sheesh, actually read the book sometime.
Posted by: College Feminists at May 18, 2024 10:20 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Cancel My Reservation at May 18, 2024 10:20 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: screaming in digital at May 18, 2024 10:21 PM (xQ/4D)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2024 10:21 PM (X2rd1)
Be clean both inside and out.
George Washington Carver's eight Cardinal Virtues of ladies and gentlemen.
- Who neither looks up to the rich nor down on the poor.
- Who loses, if needs be, without squealing.
- Who wins without bragging.
- Who is always considerate of women, children and old people.
- Who is too brave to lie.
- Who is too generous to cheat.
- Who take his share of the world and lets other people have theirs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2024 10:21 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: High Roller
So sell it to the Biden's. Joe keeps talking about fat; he might enjoy it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 10:21 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
But you folks have already put in a half day before my weary bones have shuffled out the front door.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 18, 2024 10:21 PM (vJiyU)
They used to make jello salad with grated carrots, or cabbage in it. It's not as good as it sounds.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 10:21 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2024 10:21 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Cancel My Reservation at May 18, 2024 10:20 PM
Light as a Feather
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 18, 2024 10:21 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2024 10:22 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: a dude in MI at May 18, 2024 10:22 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Cancel My Reservation at May 18, 2024 10:20 PM (V5BDR)
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There is no other song you need.
Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2024 10:22 PM (fEi8P)
Posted by: Bob in Houston at May 18, 2024 10:22 PM (xOllw)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 10:16 PM
And who's behind the CIA? Are there some of you who haven't connected the dots yet?
Posted by: Big Penguin at May 18, 2024 10:19 PM (a3Q+t)
I thought it was Big River Otter. They're cruel enough.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 10:22 PM (VNX3d)
I was out on I-45 North, heading for Dallas, when that storm rolled in on my path, at about 3pm. I'd left Galveston at about 1:30 pm, and the storm hit (not the light rain beginnings, but THE STORM), when I was just passing The Woodlands, and coming into the Southernmost beginnings of Conroe. Those two locales have damn near merged, anyway.
Dark as Midnight, well into Huntsville, where I pulled off the freeway, for both food and refuge at a local McDs.
Longest I've ever stayed at a McDs, too. About 90 minutes, till the rain slacked off a bit. Pressed on Northbound. Skies began to lighten a bit, around Centerville. All told, about 100 miles of OMG monsoon, 100 ft. visibility driving. Hell, it became a nice, beautiful sunset evening, by time I made Ennis, TX. Arrived Dallas appx 7:45 pm.
Countin' my blessings, here!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
Yikes! Glad you made it through safely, Jim.
Posted by: Gref at May 18, 2024 10:22 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: IrishEi at May 18, 2024 10:23 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2024 10:23 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
I hate to admit this, but Catholics do it too. I'm not proud of that. There was some kind of jell salad that had cottage cheese in it. It looked like something your cat barfed up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 10:23 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 18, 2024 10:24 PM (ZdexC)
Scoop of cottage cheese
Two cubes of lime jello
Pineapple ring
Lettuce and tomato
Black olive
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2024 10:24 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2024 10:21 PM (X2rd1)
If only...
Posted by: A Zombie Donner Party Member at May 18, 2024 10:24 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Paul's Pustules at May 18, 2024 10:25 PM (UjLY7)
Posted by: IrishEi at May 18, 2024 10:23 PM (3ImbR)
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Doublemint gum! Stat!
Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2024 10:25 PM (ZMrbf)
Posted by: nerdygirl
On what planet does that SOUND GOOD!!!????
Posted by: Some Rat at May 18, 2024 10:25 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 10:19 PM (0Htd1)
Yeah. I might be able to tolerate the pudding and whipped cream, but the pineapple and mandarins oranges mixed in put it in my nope category.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 18, 2024 10:26 PM (OX9vb)
I'm pretty sure it has similar recipes using 7-Up instead of ginger ale.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 18, 2024 10:26 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Cancel My Reservation at May 18, 2024 10:20 PM (V5B
Can’t improve on perfection. That’s like asking if Paul Carrack did anything besides ‘How long has this been going on?’
Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2024 10:26 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2024 10:27 PM (E5ugj)
Posted by: madtom at May 18, 2024 10:27 PM (go+84)
Posted by: nerdygirl
On what planet does that SOUND GOOD!!!????
Posted by: Some Rat at May 18, 2024 10:25 PM
Lutheran churc basement home of the all you can eat pot luck meals
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2024 10:27 PM (QXQ4l)
But... what is it about Lightfoot's singing voice that makes him always sound like, uh, well, Gordon Lightfoot I guess.
Posted by: mindful webworker - guessing who? at May 18, 2024 10:27 PM (Ic4Ra)
-- Margaret Atwood
Posted by: Lizzy
Feminists tend to not like me. I guess it's because Trump saying he gets away with "grabbing them by the pussy" doesn't seem so bad to me. I'm pretty sure Elon Musk gets away with shit like that too. I mean he is a billionaire. If he knocks a woman up, she's in the money. Joan Rivers joked that Marla Maples was going to name the baby "Mealticket".
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 10:28 PM (0Htd1)
I ate it up as a child, but we didn't have much food back then. Six kids, and all.
Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2024 10:28 PM (ZMrbf)
Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2024 10:28 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2024 10:21 PM (MoZTd)
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"That's not allowed!" -- The Left
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 18, 2024 10:28 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Mom served Tomato Aspic a number of times. I believe it was the only dish that wasn't finished by me and my sibs.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 18, 2024 10:29 PM (N+fj3)
Subtract your current age from your birthyear.
Look up the events of that year...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 18, 2024 09:12 PM (hOUT3)
1897. Lots of interesting stuff happened that year.
And damn, I'm old....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 18, 2024 10:29 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2024 10:29 PM (RIvkX)
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Posted by: Tonypete
Especially after shaving your legs. That's why I like Lake Michigan. No salt.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 10:29 PM (0Htd1)
Trial resumes on Tuesday for a half day with the cross of Jen McCabe. This is the chick that googled "how long does it take to die in the cold" at 2:37am, hours before John O'Keefe was found in the snow, beat up and dead in her sister's yard. Defense lawyer Alan Jackson (lol) will devastate her.
Pop the popcorn.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 18, 2024 10:30 PM (ufFY8)
Two cubes of lime jello
Pineapple ring
Lettuce and tomato
Black olive
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Burma Shave.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2024 10:30 PM (WXNFJ)
.
.
.
.
Everyone knows you put it in *ORANGE* jello
Sheesh!
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2024 10:30 PM (njWTi)
Blue Origin - New Shepard - NS-25 -
Launch Site One - West Texas - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: May 19, 2024
Launch Time: 8:30 a.m. CDT (Central), 13:30 UTC, and 15:30 CEST
Launch Window: Opens at 8:30 a.m. CDT
https://www.youtube.com/live/wcD8a9f8Ni0
Posted by: Ciampino - Not the usual launch sites at May 18, 2024 10:30 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
And I thought Parochial School was bad....
Posted by: Some Rat at May 18, 2024 10:30 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 10:29 PM (0Htd1)
Salt and shark free, baby
Four out of five Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 18, 2024 10:31 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2024 10:31 PM (6dCxD)
witch queen of new orleans
Posted by: Don Black at May 18, 2024 10:31 PM (/7KEl)
Two cubes of lime jello
Pineapple ring
Lettuce and tomato
Black olive
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Burma Shave.
Posted by: Tonypete
That was dessert on special occasions.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 10:31 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Big Penguin
Probably that bitch Whitmer.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 10:31 PM (0Htd1)
Exorcism Fuel. For when ya really gotta barf in Technicolor.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 18, 2024 10:32 PM (e6UQI)
Okay. Can anyone name another Redbone song besides "Come and Get Your Love"?
Posted by: Cancel My Reservation
The Witch Queen of New Orleans
https://youtu.be/_Svb95SAOM8
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2024 10:32 PM (63Dwl)
The young en's up there still make a boatload of the god forsaken things, and have even developed one that incorporates strawberries and pretzels.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 18, 2024 10:32 PM (Vvh2V)
Heh, saw that at many a 70's church potluck! ICK
We made lime jello with chopped apple. That's good.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2024 10:32 PM (cCVOS)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2024 10:32 PM (ufFY8)
Everyone knows you put it in *ORANGE* jello
Sheesh!
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2024 10:30 PM (njWTi)
Tell that to the owners of the Viking Hus! Oh wait. You can't. There are no Smorgys around nowadays....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 18, 2024 10:32 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 10:08 PM (0Htd1)
Or Dearborn
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
Go to the Henry Ford Museum and Greenfield Village, then get the f**k out.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 10:33 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: browndog is glad to see the blog still lives at May 18, 2024 10:33 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 18, 2024 10:26 PM (BpYfr)
Is 7-Up the less fancy version?
Posted by: a dude in MI at May 18, 2024 10:33 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 18, 2024 10:04 PM (CHHv1)
***
Slings rifle.
Drops to knees and removes helmet.
Sweat drips from his chin.
"It was tough there for awhile. They breached the firewall in three places and hit us when we least expected it. Pixy went down almost immediately and confusion was made worse by poor communications. Then it was had to hand in the trenches. No quarter was asked, none given. And without a nood, it was brutal."
*stares off into distance*
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2024 10:33 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2024 10:29 PM (RIvkX
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Look up "broken glass cake". I made it once and it was good.
Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2024 10:33 PM (ZMrbf)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 18, 2024 10:33 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 18, 2024 10:04 PM (CHHv1)
Sorry, everyone.
I shouldn't have mentioned I was considering going offline for a while...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 18, 2024 10:34 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
Yeah, Superior seems like an egotistical jerk.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 18, 2024 10:34 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
I hate to admit this, but Catholics do it too. I'm not proud of that. There was some kind of jell salad that had cottage cheese in it. It looked like something your cat barfed up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 10:23 PM (0Htd1)
Reminds me how paté looks like cat food...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:34 PM (ynpvh)
Hang tough when they put on the weight machine where you lift the leg up with weight. That's the single most important one to get your leg back without pain in the long term..
You got this. Hollar at me, my nic at gee emm exe dot com. I've been through it too.
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 18, 2024 10:35 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Miklos, mirthful at May 18, 2024 10:36 PM (994Xn)
The young en's up there still make a boatload of the god forsaken things, and have even developed one that incorporates strawberries and pretzels.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 18, 2024 10:32 PM (Vvh2V)
Rural folk's during the Grest Depression were full of ingenuity when it came to food
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2024 10:36 PM (QXQ4l)
547 I have a feeling May 23rd is going to be something we've never seen before.
https://tinyurl.com/3r6skynw
Posted by: JackStraw
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2024 10:08 PM (lCWOD)
White supremacists rally for OrangeManBad!!!
Posted by: This... is XiNN at May 18, 2024 10:36 PM (llON8)
Drops to knees and removes helmet.
Sweat drips from his chin.
"It was tough there for awhile. They breached the firewall in three places and hit us when we least expected it. Pixy went down almost immediately and confusion was made worse by poor communications. Then it was had to hand in the trenches. No quarter was asked, none given. And without a nood, it was brutal."
*stares off into distance*
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2024 10:33 PM (W/lyH)
There seemed to be a never ending flood of hamsters, wearing battle dress and screaming in fury.
Hamsters. Why did it have to be hamsters?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 10:36 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Plainoldtoast at May 18, 2024 10:36 PM (seGd9)
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 18, 2024 10:37 PM (ZdexC)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:34 PM (ynpvh)
It is pate. You don't think I eat just any food, do you?
Posted by: Baxter at May 18, 2024 10:37 PM (0eaVi)
And, I mean: *not* ridiculing, but perhaps sharing a few recipes that actually taste good.
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2024 10:37 PM (njWTi)
Exactly.
Lefty women get off on that stupid billionaire bondage book series, make them bestsellers, then get the (pretend) vapors over the Trump pussy comment.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2024 10:37 PM (cCVOS)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Some of it was edible too.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 18, 2024 10:37 PM (N+fj3)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 18, 2024 10:31 PM (ufFY
But four of the 57 states appreciate Lake Erie ...
Posted by: browndog's been there, west to east at May 18, 2024 10:37 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: My Aunt Was "Or Blouse" at May 18, 2024 10:38 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2024 10:38 PM (RIvkX)
>>Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I don't even no where to start.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2024 10:39 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
I was afraid it was the CIA behind it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 10:16 PM (0Htd1)
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What must Bob at NSA must have thought? Ace has a cloaking device?
Posted by: Ciampino - It's all ANSII at May 18, 2024 10:39 PM (qfLjt)
Blue Origin - New Shepard - NS-25 -
Launch Site One - West Texas - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: May 19, 2024
Launch Time: 8:30 a.m. CDT (Central), 13:30 UTC, and 15:30 CEST
Launch Window: Opens at 8:30 a.m. CDT
https://www.youtube.com/live/wcD8a9f8Ni0
Posted by: Ciampino - Not the usual launch sitesLAUNCH EARLY MORNING!
Blue Origin - New Shepard - NS-25 -
Launch Site One - West Texas - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: May 19, 2024
Launch Time: 8:30 a.m. CDT (Central), 13:30 UTC, and 15:30 CEST
Launch Window: Opens at 8:30 a.m. CDT
https://www.youtube.com/live/wcD8a9f8Ni0
Posted by: Ciampino - Not the usual launch sites
This is their 25th launch in its history, and still running suborbital. SpaceX already has 52 in the bag this year, and we're only weeks from a test launch of their interplanetary spacecraft. Bezos is running behind....
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 10:40 PM (VNX3d)
Two cubes of lime jello
Pineapple ring
Lettuce and tomato
Black olive
Posted by: San Franpsycho
If Lutheran Services gave that to all their illegals, most would go back.
Posted by: Miklos, with amendment to next federal funding bill at May 18, 2024 10:40 PM (994Xn)
Posted by: My Aunt Was "Or Blouse" at May 18, 2024 10:38 PM (V5BDR)
===
We would spend every Passover at Brown's and I worked at the Homowack and Brickman's as a lifeguard in high school.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2024 10:40 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2024 10:29 PM (RIvkX
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Look up "broken glass cake". I made it once and it was good.
Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2024 10:33 PM (ZMrbf)
Couldn't help it, but gave puto and mamon to my Spanish-speaking friends; they had a hoot.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:40 PM (ynpvh)
**********
That is without question one of my favorites....ok, actually it is my only favorite jello recipe.
Posted by: Grateful at May 18, 2024 10:40 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2024 10:39 PM (LkLld)
Start with those cold, stony beaches of Maine, and work your way south ...
Posted by: browndog's glad he's not a Mainer at May 18, 2024 10:40 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
Yeah, Superior seems like an egotistical jerk.
Posted by: Some Rat
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At least it's not spooky like Erie.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 18, 2024 10:41 PM (ZdexC)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:34 PM (ynpvh)
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Pate *IS* cat food. Says so right on the can.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 18, 2024 10:41 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2024 10:41 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 10:41 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: My Aunt Was "Or Blouse"
I never looked for the Union Label
Posted by: Miklos, probably a Bad Person at May 18, 2024 10:41 PM (994Xn)
The young en's up there still make a boatload of the god forsaken things, and have even developed one that incorporates strawberries and pretzels.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 18, 2024 10:32 PM (Vvh2V)
Rural folk's during the Grest Depression were full of ingenuity when it came to food
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2024 10:36 PM (QXQ4l)
Like Sauerkraut cake?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:42 PM (ynpvh)
I hook my macbook up to the tv, then the music plays through the tv, which has better speakers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 10:42 PM (0Htd1)
5-1
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 18, 2024 10:42 PM (ZdexC)
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2024 10:41 PM (RFPHU)
Yo Doof ...
How goes the Bear's journey to the Calder Cup?
Posted by: browndog's glad he's not a Mainer at May 18, 2024 10:42 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
Yeah, Superior seems like an egotistical jerk.
Posted by: Some Rat
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At least it's not spooky like Erie.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC)
I heard Lake Erie was so hot that it caught fire.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 10:43 PM (VNX3d)
Then she sucked the milkshake they were sharing out of both straws.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2024 10:43 PM (ufFY8)
@kylenabecker
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Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2024 10:43 PM (GITLP)
Posted by: Doof
What time is it kids?
It's Howdy Doofy Time!
Posted by: Miklos Bob at May 18, 2024 10:43 PM (994Xn)
Posted by: Miklos
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NO lime jello
NO cottage cheese
Posted by: Ivy League Hamas Hunger Strikers Updated Humanitarian Aid Demands at May 18, 2024 10:43 PM (xQ/4D)
Posted by: jim
Nope my mom never made sauerkraut cake
But she knew Heller jello salads
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2024 10:43 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I think you're in the wrong aisle when buying your pate.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 18, 2024 10:43 PM (N+fj3)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 18, 2024 10:44 PM (N+fj3)
Posted by: screaming in digital at May 18, 2024 10:44 PM (xQ/4D)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
My family is of German ethnicity. Sauerkraut. Tomato aspic doesn't sound so bad now, does it?
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 10:44 PM (0Htd1)
I have no business casting aspertions on the peculiarities of other regions, given that I come from the land of chitlins and poke sallet!
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 18, 2024 10:45 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2024 10:38 PM (RIvkX)
Bet they'd eat canned cat food if you put it on a plate and called it paté.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:45 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: JackStraw
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2024 10:08 PM (lCWOD)
Cats and dogs playing together!
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 18, 2024 10:45 PM (MVzvj)
How goes the Bear's journey to the Calder Cup?
Posted by: browndog's glad he's not a Mainer at May 18, 2024 10:42 PM (TTAGa)
2 straight ass whoopins on the Hartford Wolfpack in the division finals. They go for the sweep on Wed. They certainly look like they hate losing (Shoresy reference)
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2024 10:45 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 18, 2024 10:45 PM (vJiyU)
https://tinyurl.com/5n6hkpks
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2024 10:46 PM (cCVOS)
But she knew Heller jello salads
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2024 10:43 PM (QXQ4l)
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Wait - there's a sauerkraut cake? This changes everything!
Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2024 10:46 PM (ZMrbf)
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2024 10:46 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 18, 2024 10:46 PM (ZdexC)
NO cottage cheese
Posted by: Ivy League Hamas Hunger Strikers Updated Humanitarian Aid Demands
Tea and Crumpets for you
Watercress sammiches if yer lucky
Posted by: Miklos, unfooled at May 18, 2024 10:47 PM (994Xn)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I think you're in the wrong aisle when buying your pate.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 18, 2024 10:43 PM (N+fj3)
yeah, even the cat and dog stuff has gotten expensive.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Heh, yeah that'd be a firm 'no way'. I'll still skip the aspic.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 18, 2024 10:48 PM (N+fj3)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I think you're in the wrong aisle when buying your pate.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 18, 2024 10:43 PM (N+fj3)
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No one has complained when I serve it...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 18, 2024 10:48 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Savage Nation at May 18, 2024 10:48 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Kids of single mothers at May 18, 2024 10:48 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 18, 2024 10:46 PM (ZdexC)
If the Oilers shit the bed in game 7, I'm gonna be pissed.
Can't have our expansion brothers beat us to a Stanley Cup ...
Posted by: browndog rmembers the great Gilbert Perreault at May 18, 2024 10:48 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Robert at May 18, 2024 10:48 PM (1NkrM)
I should probably start with the word know.
I get anxious when I am away from the ocean.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2024 10:48 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
My family is of German ethnicity. Sauerkraut. Tomato aspic doesn't sound so bad now, does it?
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 10:44 PM (0Htd1)
I love sauerkraut. And kimchi.
My mom (Mexican) made dishes my Dad liked, so I got to each liver and onions (yum!), and spinach with onions and vinegar (yum!, but made my teeth feel funny).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: TRex at May 18, 2024 10:49 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2024 10:49 PM (v6JzV)
But she knew Heller jello salads
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2024 10:43 PM (QXQ4l)
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Wait - there's a sauerkraut cake? This changes everything!
Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2024 10:46 PM (ZMrbf)
https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/
sauerkraut-chocolate-cake/
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:50 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: TRex at May 18, 2024 10:49 PM (IQ6Gq)
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Ginger was way hotter than MaryAnn.
Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2024 10:50 PM (ZMrbf)
Posted by: Someone Else at May 18, 2024 10:50 PM (IrqeV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2024 10:38 PM (RIvkX)
That sounds good
Now I'm hungry
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2024 10:50 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: TRex
Food, boobs, guns, and/or money - unless they get punny.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 10:50 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: TRex at May 18, 2024 10:49 PM (IQ6Gq)
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Ginger was way hotter than MaryAnn.
Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2024 10:50 PM (ZMrbf)
Posted by: A Zombie Donner Party Member at May 18, 2024 10:51 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: TRex
I need a replacement for marsala wine....cannot find any at the liquor store.
Want me some Chicken Marsala.
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 18, 2024 10:51 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: TRex at May 18, 2024 10:49 PM (IQ6Gq)
Food or movies or boobs. Sometimes movies about food on boobs.
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2024 10:51 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2024 10:51 PM (v6JzV)
Just the ones that will eventually become boob threads.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 18, 2024 10:51 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I think you're in the wrong aisle when buying your pate.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 18, 2024 10:43 PM (N+fj3)
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No one has complained when I serve it...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 18, 2024 10:48 PM (BpYfr)
Had paté once at a company Christmas party...took one taste, noted the taste and smell was like that of cat food (don't ask), didn't eat any more.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:51 PM (ynpvh)
They used to make jello salad with grated carrots, or cabbage in it. It's not as good as it sounds.
Posted by: ner128 73 People in the 50s ate were things.
They used to make jello salad with grated carrots, or cabbage in it. It's not as good as it sounds.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 10:21 PM (0Htd1)dygirl at May 18, 2024 10:21 PM (0Htd1)
Celery was not my favorite.
Posted by: javems at May 18, 2024 10:52 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: TRex at May 18, 2024 10:49 PM (IQ6Gq)
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Ginger was way hotter than MaryAnn.
Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2024 10:50 PM (ZMrbf)
Lee should have listened to Longstreet
Posted by: Gref at May 18, 2024 10:52 PM (5fDan)
Just the ones that will eventually become boob threads.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 18, 2024 10:51 PM (dZVON)
'course you could embrance the power of AND and make it a boob food movie thread...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:52 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: browndog rmembers the great Gilbert Perreault at May 18, 2024 10:52 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 18, 2024 10:52 PM (BpYfr)
Hey, Bro!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2024 10:51 PM (v6JzV)
Howdy brother! How's things? Job search hit pay dirt yet?
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2024 10:53 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Robert at May 18, 2024 10:48 PM (1NkrM)
And a number of countries around the world have their own variations.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:53 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 18, 2024 10:53 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2024 10:49 PM (v6JzV)
It was pretty good, actually.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2024 10:53 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 10:53 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: TRex at May 18, 2024 10:49 PM (IQ6Gq)
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Ginger was way hotter than MaryAnn.
Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2024 10:50 PM (ZMrbf)
In one episode, MaryAnn thought she was Ginger...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:54 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: TRex
Food, boobs, guns, and/or money - unless they get punny.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 10:50 PM (VNX3d)
And kick-ass dating advice.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2024 10:54 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: TRex
Food, boobs, guns, and/or money - unless they get punny.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 10:50 PM (VNX3d)
Yeah, it can get rather fishy when it's punny.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:54 PM (ynpvh)
===
Yes I've heard some of those, many years ago
He and my dad were from the same world.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2024 10:54 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: TRex
Boobies make a fine appetizer.
Posted by: Miklos, a gourmand's gourmet at May 18, 2024 10:54 PM (994Xn)
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2024 10:51 PM
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Fish puns are the highest form of humor, I'm pretty sure.
Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2024 10:55 PM (ZMrbf)
Posted by: TRex
I need a replacement for marsala wine....cannot find any at the liquor store.
Want me some Chicken Marsala.
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 18, 2024 10:51 PM (MsrgL)
And I suppose you don't want to make Boone's Chicken...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:55 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: browndog rmembers the great Gilbert Perreault at May 18, 2024 10:52 PM (TTAGa)
Yeah, beat those Canucks.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 18, 2024 10:55 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
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Ahhh.... The hotdish. Protein, frozen veggies, starch, and soup.
Posted by: scampydog at May 18, 2024 10:55 PM (H6fZA)
Posted by: Robert
I have a corn beef I'm going to smoke for pastrami and I'll get a loaf of rye bread and sauerkraut will be used in copious amounts.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 18, 2024 10:56 PM (N+fj3)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:54 PM (ynpvh)
Ginger was probably easy, but Mary Ann was quality.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2024 10:56 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
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Ahhh.... The hotdish. Protein, frozen veggies, starch, and soup.
Posted by: scampydog
Everything shelf-stable for when it isn't safe to travel for anything fresh.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 10:57 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 10:57 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2024 10:54 PM
***
I think the last time the horde gave dating advice, Nurse went to the hospital to avoid her date.
Posted by: TRex at May 18, 2024 10:57 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2024 10:55 PM (ZMrbf)
Dad jokes are a bit higher on my scorecard
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2024 10:57 PM (RFPHU)
Want me some Chicken Marsala.
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 18, 2024 10:51 PM (MsrgL)
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A good white wine or sweet vermouth or sherry
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2024 10:57 PM (RIvkX)
My gun is bigger than your gun; I can shoot the eye out of a squirrel from a distance of 3 miles! etc.
Posted by: mnw at May 18, 2024 10:57 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Some Rat
And a cold motherf**ker.
Posted by: nerdygirl
But it did take Edmund Fitzgerald home with it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 10:57 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Robert at May 18, 2024 10:48 PM (1NkrM)
And a number of countries around the world have their own variations.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:53 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/n6kyshax
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2024 10:51 PM
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Fish puns are the highest form of humor, I'm pretty sure.
Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2024 10:55 PM (ZMrbf)
There's always a ray of hope, but most just skate by.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:59 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
add some Swiss cheese and thousand island dressing and you got yourself a sandwich
Posted by: Don Black at May 18, 2024 10:59 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: 496
It's why French movies end with
*fin*
Posted by: Le Mikleuse, roulez-ing Le Bon Temps at May 18, 2024 10:59 PM (994Xn)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2024 10:59 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 18, 2024 10:59 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Paul's Pustules at May 18, 2024 10:59 PM (UjLY7)
add some Swiss cheese and thousand island dressing and you got yourself a sandwich
Posted by: Don Black
I knew I forgot to list swiss and thousand island, sigh.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 18, 2024 11:00 PM (N+fj3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2024 11:00 PM (v6JzV)
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Meh, they are more chopped liver than pate.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2024 11:00 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: TRex at May 18, 2024 10:57 PM (IQ6Gq)
Well, she did just go with the tin foil level dating service.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2024 11:00 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Don Black at May 18, 2024 11:00 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 09:47 PM (ynpvh)
With a gravy hot tub time machine, you can introduce George Washington to a beef fizz. Use ginger beer instead.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2024 11:00 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Robert at May 18, 2024 10:48 PM (1NkrM)
And a number of countries around the world have their own variations.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:53 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/n6kyshax
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:57 PM (ynpvh)
Sort of like Swedish Meatballs in Sci-fi
https://youtu.be/5v2Ti8IoQ_M
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 11:00 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Some of it was edible too.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
I love bread pudding and baked custard. My mom never made them because during the Depression, those were the only desserts they got.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 11:01 PM (0Htd1)
A bit of exaggeration, don't you think?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 18, 2024 11:01 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Some Rat
And a cold motherf**ker.
Posted by: nerdygirl
But it did take Edmund Fitzgerald home with it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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It's ice water mansion.
Posted by: Glitches Gumee at May 18, 2024 11:01 PM (H6fZA)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:54 PM .
Whoa. Dang. I think I'd be a different man if I'd seen that. That could really f*ck with a guy. "Don't cross the streams" and all that.
Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2024 11:01 PM (ZMrbf)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 18, 2024 10:56 PM (N+fj3)
Wow! Thanks for reminder, have a corned beef in freezer. Gonna thaw it and cook it! What an idea!
Posted by: Crock Pot Ideas at May 18, 2024 11:01 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: TRex
And later found out he was a 'player' if I remember the word she used.
Well timed appendix removal!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 18, 2024 11:01 PM (N+fj3)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 18, 2024 11:01 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: TRex
They met on a dating site, resulting in an app-endectomy.
Posted by: Le Mikleuse mes chers amis at May 18, 2024 11:01 PM (994Xn)
...
Sort of like Swedish Meatballs in Sci-fi
https://youtu.be/5v2Ti8IoQ_M
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 11:00 PM (VNX3d)
Heh, I was thinking about that very episode when I wrote that last comment...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 11:02 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2024 11:02 PM (jEhUm)
Blue Origin NS-25 is a sub-orbital spaceflight mission, operated by Blue Origin, which will launch in 19 May 2024 using the New Shepard rocket. NS-25 will be the first crewed New Shepard flight since NS-22 in August 2022. The New Shepard fleet was grounded following a September 2022 engine failure on an uncrewed mission.
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Interesting, thought that Beezos had given up competing with Musk. The only two Mars bidders are Musk and Boeing. And NASA says Boeing wants too much. What's a piece of crap worth?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2024 11:02 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Don Black at May 18, 2024 11:02 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I think you're in the wrong aisle when buying your pate.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 18, 2024 10:43 PM (N+fj3)
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No one has complained when I serve it...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 18, 2024 10:48 PM (BpYfr)
Had paté once at a company Christmas party...took one taste, noted the taste and smell was like that of cat food (don't ask), didn't eat any more.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 10:51 PM (ynpvh)
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Are we talking liver paté? If so, puke.
Posted by: Ciampino - It's all ANSII right? at May 18, 2024 11:03 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 18, 2024 11:04 PM (N+fj3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2024 11:04 PM (RIvkX)
Ain't that the reel truth?
Trolling we can all enjoy.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2024 11:04 PM (cCVOS)
For some reason, we're not getting score reports every 2 minutes any more-- like we used to.
I sure hope nothing ruined Kroenke's day recently. That would be a lowdown dirty shame if that sweetheart had the sadz.
Posted by: mnw at May 18, 2024 11:04 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2024 11:04 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 18, 2024 11:04 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: TRex
And later found out he was a 'player' if I remember the word she used.
Well timed appendix removal!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 18, 2024 11:01 PM (N+fj3)
***
Had I known she was into the dating scene, I could of set her up with a guy I know. Great guy. Funny. Works as an undertaker and knows great jokes, once you get accustomed to the stutter. And his glass eye looks almost normal.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2024 11:05 PM (W/lyH)
1897. Lots of interesting stuff happened that year.
And damn, I'm old....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 18, 2024 10:29 PM (SRRAx)
Mine recalls the last Salem witchcraft trial. We haven't really made much progress in our Judicial system.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 18, 2024 11:05 PM (WZSZC)
Posted by: Braenyard
I don't know. Put it in a fancy box with a ribbon as bug feed, give it a suitable name, a brilliant marketing campaign featuring Taylor Swift, and a 3 oz. Box might fetch $40.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 11:05 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: TRex
The legends of tomorrow are on the ONT now.
Posted by: Kids of single mothers at May 18, 2024 11:06 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2024 11:05 PM (W/lyH)
What hump?
Posted by: Eye-gore at May 18, 2024 11:06 PM (ufFY8)
NO cottage cheese
Posted by: Ivy League Hamas Hunger Strikers Updated Humanitarian Aid Demands at May 18, 2024 10:43 PM (xQ/4D)
Okay. Pork sausage and Bavarian sauerkraut it is.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 11:06 PM (0Htd1)
No more marching band, no more dancing, no more floats to organize for, no more carnival rides to worry about, dishes from the food tent are currently drying at school.....
We are done!
Posted by: pookysgirl, collapsing into a comfy chair at May 18, 2024 11:06 PM (dtlDP)
Ran in to him last evening at the watering hole. Got to chatting. He was talking about travel and stuff and asked me what my last vacation destination was. I said, oh I have some friends in central TX I go and visit with a bunch of my right wing wacko friends once a year.
What do you do there?
Well we shoot guns, eat , drink and plot To overthrow the government
You should have seen the look in his face.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2024 11:06 PM (cGfPY)
Posted by: nerdygirl
After pie making, if there were any dough scraps left over, Mom would sprinkle cinnamon and sugar on it and bake that for a few minutes for us as snacks. Nothing, and I mean nothing, was ever thrown out.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2024 11:06 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2024 11:06 PM (v6JzV)
Grandfathers are plant vegetables, Grandmothers are plant flowers.
Youngs are frolic and make biology experiments.
Posted by: Official Novdu Informations at May 18, 2024 11:07 PM (994Xn)
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Custard's last stand.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 18, 2024 11:08 PM (ZdexC)
Ran in to him last evening at the watering hole. Got to chatting. He was talking about travel and stuff and asked me what my last vacation destination was. I said, oh I have some friends in central TX I go and visit with a bunch of my right wing wacko friends once a year.
What do you do there?
Well we shoot guns, eat , drink and plot To overthrow the government
You should have seen the look in his face.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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LOL.
Posted by: scampydog at May 18, 2024 11:08 PM (H6fZA)
Posted by: nerdygirl
After pie making, if there were any dough scraps left over, Mom would sprinkle cinnamon and sugar on it and bake that for a few minutes for us as snacks. Nothing, and I mean nothing, was ever thrown out.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2024 11:06 PM (WXNFJ)
I'm always up for some Spotted Dick.
Posted by: Trans Sec Pety at May 18, 2024 11:09 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Lost in translation at May 18, 2024 11:09 PM (Wc83a)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2024 11:09 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2024 11:06 PM (WXNFJ)
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My mom did the same thing. I'd forgotten about that til just now. Gracias for the memory.
Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2024 11:10 PM (ZMrbf)
Posted by: Diogenes
Oh, pshaw
Posted by: Shy Miklos adjusts monocle at May 18, 2024 11:10 PM (994Xn)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2024 11:06 PM (WXNFJ)
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Yep. My mom would do the same thing (and even added butter so the cinnamon and sugar would stick to the leftover crust better!)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 18, 2024 11:10 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 18, 2024 11:10 PM (991eG)
I just got back home after a mad dash to Cache Creek, B.C. to retrieve a Dodge Dakota that was bequeathed to me in the Will of a late friend. Can't believe how shitty the B.C. Highways Department road maintenance has become. Even painting road lines seems to elude them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2024 11:10 PM (BfydD)
Well we shoot guns, eat , drink and plot To overthrow the government
I would have proposed marriage.
Posted by: Kids of single mothers at May 18, 2024 11:10 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 18, 2024 11:11 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 18, 2024 11:11 PM (vJiyU)
And she was very cautious with her pepper, lest she make a dish too spicy. Black pepper, mind you.
The lady made the most incredible Cole slaw, though. She was a good cook, it was just a bit of culture shock for me initially.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 18, 2024 11:11 PM (Vvh2V)
A bit of exaggeration, don't you think?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 18, 2024 11:01 PM (mH6SG)
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Cruise bullets?
Posted by: Ciampino - It's all ANSII until the ASMB crashes at May 18, 2024 11:11 PM (qfLjt)
Oh, what a relief it is!
Posted by: Another Anon at May 18, 2024 11:12 PM (QNMaY)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 18, 2024 11:12 PM (vJiyU)
And she was very cautious with her pepper, lest she make a dish too spicy. Black pepper, mind you.
The lady made the most incredible Cole slaw, though. She was a good cook, it was just a bit of culture shock for me initially.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 18, 2024 11:11 PM (Vvh2V)
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage
Posted by: Trans Sec Pety at May 18, 2024 11:12 PM (ynpvh)
Oh man, mine did that, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2024 11:13 PM (cCVOS)
A bit of exaggeration, don't you think?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 18, 2024 11:01 PM (mH6SG)
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Cruise bullets?
Posted by: Ciampino - It's all ANSII until the ASMB crashes at May 18, 2024 11:11 PM (qfLjt)
With a large enough munition, you'll take the eye out...and the face...and the hide...and the tail...
Posted by: Trans Sec Pety at May 18, 2024 11:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2024 10:54 PM (W/lyH)
How to back out of a date gracefully without any hard feelings: Have an appendicitis.
Posted by: RickZ at May 18, 2024 11:14 PM (emlEe)
************
I love it!!! His loss....
Glad to hear you are feeling better. Prayers that the healing continues.....
Posted by: Grateful at May 18, 2024 11:14 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
My dog has gotten to be a really fussy eater in her old age. I get these little tray's of pate and chicken and gravy gourmet dog food. $1.80 for a 3.5 oz portion. Also, she'll usually eat some hamburger, which by the way, has also gone up in price.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 11:14 PM (0Htd1)
First time in 30 years. Don't see them in STL suburbs very often.
Posted by: mnw at May 18, 2024 11:14 PM (NLIak)
Ever had canned sliced beets? Canned string beans?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2024 11:15 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Muldoon
But if you find your keys, you can drive out.
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at May 18, 2024 11:15 PM (994Xn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2024 11:15 PM (QoyXi)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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LOL.
Posted by: scampydog
So did he back away slooowly, keeping his hands in view at all times, or just run away screaming in terror?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 11:15 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
My dog has gotten to be a really fussy eater in her old age. I get these little tray's of pate and chicken and gravy gourmet dog food. $1.80 for a 3.5 oz portion. Also, she'll usually eat some hamburger, which by the way, has also gone up in price.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 11:14 PM (0Htd1)
The least expensive brand the cats will eat is still about 80¢/can. One place sells it by the can, by 32 can/box, and by 40 can/box; the 40 can/box is more expensive per can. Guess they figure most folks won't do the math...
Posted by: Trans Sec Pety at May 18, 2024 11:16 PM (ynpvh)
She put her cabbage through a food processor, so it was a super fine dice. Not really a dice, either, but you get the idea. It was outstanding.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 18, 2024 11:16 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Robert
The trick is you eat a forkful of it with a chunk of roasted sausage.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 11:16 PM (0Htd1)
First time in 30 years. Don't see them in STL suburbs very often.
Posted by: mnw at May 18, 2024 11:14 PM (NLIak)
That's pretty far north for coyotes; the normally stay near the border where their customers are.
Posted by: Trans Sec Pety at May 18, 2024 11:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Grateful at May 18, 2024 11:17 PM (IQ6Gq)
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'man whore'
Posted by: Don Black at May 18, 2024 11:02 PM (/7KEl)
I think I must have missed a few episodes of this show....what's going on? I know about the emergency surgery and Nurse getting back home - somebody fill me in, please!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 18, 2024 11:17 PM (SRRAx)
Ever had canned sliced beets? Canned string beans?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2024 11:15 PM (RIvkX)
Canned beets; the only food I was offered at school that I refused to eat.
Posted by: Trans Sec Pety at May 18, 2024 11:17 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/4wa4cre6
Posted by: JackStraw
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PT boats used a hydrofoil to help it get on a plane.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2024 11:17 PM (lCWOD)
Ace of Spades HQ, Ace of Spades, or AoS is a conservative and humor-driven U.S.-based political blog covering current events, legal issues, military hardware, and salacious topics in popular culture.
AoSHQ, like many political blogs, links to and comments on the day's news. Unlike some other online commentary sites, however, it often features humorous content in its videos, cartoons, and pictures. The site frequently employs obscenity and vulgar language, setting it apart from most conservative media outlets. One center-right devout Catholic blogger has described the blog and its commenters as "smart but very very vulgar."
Posted by: Ciampino - Mom's going to wash our mouths with soap at May 18, 2024 11:17 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Stormy Daniels
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And this is why I can't give up AoSHQ.
Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2024 11:17 PM (qhA+Q)
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2024 10:57 PM (RFPHU
Love 'em. A Dad pranked his daughters by sending them into the auto parts for blinker fluid. They all laughed so hard.
https://tinyurl.com/3k2w6jat
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 18, 2024 11:17 PM (4Mbl5)
Posted by: Robert
The trick is you eat a forkful of it with a chunk of roasted sausage.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 11:16 PM (0Htd1)
And mashed potatoes.
Posted by: Trans Sec Pety at May 18, 2024 11:18 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/2p84589
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2024 11:18 PM (LkLld)
Oh man, mine did that, too.
Posted by: Lizzy
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Same here. So dang yummy.
Posted by: scampydog at May 18, 2024 11:19 PM (H6fZA)
North Dakota-where flour is a spice
Posted by: the USAF guy said "Why not Minot?" at May 18, 2024 11:19 PM (994Xn)
Posted by: If I'm gonna eat dirt I'll go right to the source at May 18, 2024 11:19 PM (Wc83a)
I mean it is not like we are talking about garrett ****** ace ** *** *** with a ******* ***.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2024 11:20 PM (QoyXi)
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'man whore'
Posted by: Don Black at May 18, 2024 11:02 PM (/7KEl)
***
He was a shoe salesman.
His opening line to her was "We may not be socks, but I bet we'd make a great pair."
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2024 11:20 PM (W/lyH)
Yep. My mom would do the same thing (and even added butter so the cinnamon and sugar would stick to the leftover crust better!)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
My mom called those bumblebees.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2024 11:20 PM (63Dwl)
* I was going to ask Jo where we were when that show aired. Realized she was still in Chicago; didn't make the jump to Oklahoma until October of that year.
Seems like the 70's weren't that long ago... 'til I think about it.
🙄
https://youtu.be/k0jVxhUTVeY
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - cognitively consonant at May 18, 2024 11:21 PM (aVAb0)
His opening line to her was "We may not be socks, but I bet we'd make a great pair."
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2024 11:20 PM (W/lyH)
Smooth.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2024 11:21 PM (QoyXi)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 18, 2024 11:21 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2024 11:21 PM (QoyXi)
Posted by: Grateful at May 18, 2024 11:22 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: mnw at May 18, 2024 11:22 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
I've lived my whole life in the upper midwest, and I still don't know the precise dividing line between "hotdish" and "casserole."
I know the latter has to be made in the fancy stoneware dish you can just set on the table.
Well, not right on the table. On the fancy hot pads your grandma crocheted out of multi-colored yarn.
Posted by: mikeski at May 18, 2024 11:22 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Heyoooo at May 18, 2024 11:22 PM (Wc83a)
Posted by: If I'm gonna eat dirt
Not even like the good dirt the rich kids got.
Posted by: Miklos, the neglected Fifth Yorkshireman at May 18, 2024 11:22 PM (994Xn)
Posted by: the USAF guy said "Why not Minot?" at May 18, 2024 11:19 PM (994Xn)
That sounds exactly right.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 18, 2024 11:22 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2024 11:23 PM (QoyXi)
Posted by: the USAF guy said "Why not Minot?" at May 18, 2024 11:19 PM (994Xn)
That sounds exactly right.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 18, 2024 11:22 PM (Vvh2V)
Well, you need that spice for the gravy hot tub...
Posted by: Trans Sec Pety at May 18, 2024 11:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2024 11:24 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Trans Sec Pety at May 18, 2024 11:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: TRex at May 18, 2024 11:25 PM (IQ6Gq)
I mean it is not like we are talking about garrett ****** ace ** *** *** with a ******* ***.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
*Sends DMCA takedown notice*
Posted by: the Vespa-Croc for Tolerance a and Inclusivity Alliance at May 18, 2024 11:25 PM (994Xn)
Posted by: the USAF guy said "Why not Minot?"
Salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard.
Not the hot and spicy mustard, though. That's too much. Plochman's in the yellow plastic barrel.
Posted by: mikeski at May 18, 2024 11:26 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Trans Sec Pety
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The plot thickens.
Posted by: scampydog at May 18, 2024 11:26 PM (H6fZA)
Posted by: the USAF guy said "Why not Minot?" at May 18, 2024 11:19 PM (994Xn)
That sounds exactly right.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 18, 2024 11:22 PM (Vvh2V)
Well, you need that spice for the gravy hot tub...
Posted by: Trans Sec Pety
I liked visiting NoDak as a kid. I remember spuds being a big part of EVERY meal!
Posted by: Some Rat at May 18, 2024 11:27 PM (vJiyU)
Ah, did somebody get their feelings hurt reading the site? Isn't that just too bad. (Nelson Munoz laugh...)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 11:27 PM (VNX3d)
Still accepting donations towards the unkindest cut of all
There's another more extensive photo update #253 at the link.
Several kitten videos.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time.
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ALSO LIVE STREAMING!! - Now mostly 24/7
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Posted by: Ciampino - kitten noses on the camera at May 18, 2024 11:28 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 18, 2024 11:28 PM (lhenN)
https://tinyurl.com/2p84589
Posted by: JackStraw
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Some people said something.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2024 11:28 PM (lCWOD)
*probably a lie...probably.
Posted by: lin-duh at May 18, 2024 11:28 PM (PZo5T)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2024 11:28 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 18, 2024 11:29 PM (vJiyU)
Fuck off.
Posted by: JackStr
*starts rousing chorus of "Song of the Vulgar Boatmen"*
Posted by: Miklosov Miklosevich at May 18, 2024 11:29 PM (994Xn)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 18, 2024 11:29 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2024 11:30 PM (XV/Pl)
100,000 people at a political rally in south New Jersey. For a Republican.
Can't stop the signal, Mal.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2024 11:30 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: mnw at May 18, 2024 11:30 PM (NLIak)
Most definitely not on rhe extremely clean table! And yes to the crocheted hot pads. None of the yarn from the crocheted throws went to waste.
Have often wondered where hotdish ended and casserole began.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 18, 2024 11:32 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Don Black at May 18, 2024 11:32 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Some Rat
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Ignoramous is too busy with his new family and making sh*t tons of money to come around with new hot iron instruction.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2024 11:33 PM (lCWOD)
OK.
Which one of you assholes said Pussy? Looks like some liberal pansy got it's feelings hurt.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2024 11:33 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Humongously loud?
Posted by: scampydog at May 18, 2024 11:33 PM (H6fZA)
Posted by: Joel T Leggett at May 18, 2024 11:34 PM (4HJjG)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
Further study is clearly required.
Posted by: National Green Bean Research Council at May 18, 2024 11:34 PM (994Xn)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 11:34 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2024 11:34 PM (lCWOD)
Buckets of soil. The potatoes come home in 50 lb sacks!
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 18, 2024 11:35 PM (Vvh2V)
>>Can't stop the signal, Mal.
In a bygone era, Trump would win a 40-45 state landslide, but that's no longer functionally possible, I'll take win though.
America could use a little winning right about now.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2024 11:35 PM (XV/Pl)
"Drop your drawers! Summer is coming.
Foxy Box Waxing Salon"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2024 11:35 PM (Ux/Nh)
Posted by: Joel T Leggett at May 18, 2024 11:34 PM (4HJjG)
Sorry to hear about your constipation. If you were a mathematician, you could work it out with a pencil.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2024 11:37 PM (Ux/Nh)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 18, 2024 11:37 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
Further study is clearly required.
Posted by: National Green Bean Research Council at May 18, 2024 11:34 PM (994Xn)
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Both come out of the oven about the temp of the sunny side of Mercury.
Posted by: scampydog at May 18, 2024 11:37 PM (H6fZA)
Posted by: raimondo at May 18, 2024 11:38 PM (Xlfgu)
Fuck off.
Posted by: JackStr
And...we have our own Chaplin...and a prayer chain.
And it works too!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2024 11:38 PM (W/lyH)
People of El Paso know what tomorrow's weather will be - hot and dry.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2024 11:39 PM (lCWOD)
Sad, just sad.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 18, 2024 11:39 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: mnw at May 18, 2024 11:40 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Rainmando at May 18, 2024 11:40 PM (UjLY7)
>>The Fast Lane Truck guys just did a side by side tow off with a cybertruck and a 6.7 cummins.
Sad, just sad.
Not only did it tow less than a 1/4 of the Cummins, it's "refill" cost more.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2024 11:40 PM (XV/Pl)
During the Carter Recession, Soviet propaganda outlets happily announced that many Americans were so now poor that they had to eat dog and cat food.
The reaction of the Soviet public was:
"Wait - Americans have special food for cats and dogs?"
Posted by: The Deep State! at May 18, 2024 11:41 PM (uxCna)
People of El Paso know what tomorrow's weather will be - hot and dry.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2024 11:39 PM (lCWOD)
I lived there for a little while. It was one of those interesting years where El Paso got snow. It was gone by noon - the snow, not the traffic accidents.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 11:41 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 18, 2024 11:41 PM (2QA3G)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 10:21 PM (0Htd1)
Lemon jello, crushed pineapple and shredded carrots. I loved that stuff. Mom called it Sunshine Salad.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2024 11:41 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 18, 2024 11:43 PM (2QA3G)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2024 11:43 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Joel T Leggett at May 18, 2024 11:34 PM (4HJjG)
Sorry to hear about your constipation. If you were a mathematician, you could work it out with a pencil.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2024 11:37 PM (Ux/Nh)
***
A Number 2 pencil.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2024 11:43 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: mnw
GLARE
Posted by: Dr. DOCTOR Jill at May 18, 2024 11:44 PM (994Xn)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
That did surprise me a bit...but I pay about 2 bucks more a gallon. (thank you jay inslee, you worthless piece of amphibian shit.)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 18, 2024 11:44 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2024 11:41 PM (w6EFb)
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Hated it.
Posted by: Peter Lemonjello at May 18, 2024 11:44 PM (RIvkX)
Sad, just sad.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 18, 2024 11:39 PM (vJiyU)
I saw a cybertruck live on the road near Blackfoot, ID, on Monday. It looked like something out of the "Bizarro World" story line in the old Superman comics. The Bizarro world was a cube, not a sphere, and everything on it, including the people, was comprised of various intersecting planes like facets on a gemstone.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2024 11:44 PM (Ux/Nh)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Now that, is called Marketing
Posted by: GlobalMiklosCorp at May 18, 2024 11:45 PM (994Xn)
OK.
Which one of you assholes said Pussy? Looks like some liberal pansy got it's feelings hurt.
Posted by: Diogenes
Uh, oh. I think I repeated that line that Trump said. You know, the one that liberal feminists all got their panties in a twist over.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 11:45 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: mnw at May 18, 2024 11:45 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
But do we use humane troll traps, bigger snapping mousetraps, or The Barrel to trap the trolls.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 11:45 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2024 11:46 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
-----------------------
Told a friend that the business trip would take me through Del Rio.
He said, take a fan. I said, everything it booked, the hotel has cold a/c, it's fine.
He said, take a fan.
I did. He was right.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2024 11:46 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2024 11:37 PM (Ux/Nh)
***
A Number 2 pencil.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2024 11:43 PM (W/lyH)
A nice vulgar touch. I love you guys!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2024 11:47 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 11:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: raimondo on tap at May 18, 2024 11:48 PM (994Xn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Saw my first one about a month ago. No styling dept. must be a cost cutting thing.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 18, 2024 11:48 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Joel T Leggett at May 18, 2024 11:34 PM (4HJjG)
Sorry to hear about your constipation. If you were a mathematician, you could work it out with a pencil.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2024 11:37 PM (Ux/Nh)
***
A Number 2 pencil.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2024 11:43 PM (W/lyH)
Hah! Yeah, a number 1 pencil is used for other things.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 11:48 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2024 11:37 PM (Ux/Nh)
As a kid, I heard that joke as 'work it out with a slide rule.'
Posted by: RickZ at May 18, 2024 11:48 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 18, 2024 11:48 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2024 11:41 PM (w6EFb)
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Hated it.
Posted by: Peter Lemonjello at May 18, 2024 11:44 PM (RIvkX)
Is that like a Hawaiian pizza?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 11:49 PM (ynpvh)
The law, which already faces a lawsuit less than four hours after it was signed, will require people to receive a permit and complete gun safety training before purchasing a handgun in Delaware.
Posted by: Don Black at May 18, 2024 11:49 PM (/7KEl)
The reaction of the Soviet public was:
"Wait - Americans have special food for cats and dogs?"
Posted by: The Deep State! at May 18, 2024 11:41 PM (uxCna)
There's a YouTube channel of a guy from Cuba that married an American and just came here maybe two years ago. His reactions to seeing a supermarket, a Costco, and yep, even PetSmart are something to see.
It starts with disbelief and then in the supermarket he just gets overwhelmed and had to leave. He explained that he was terribly sad because his daughter still in Cuba couldn't have a birthday cake because there was no eggs. Sometimes they had milk, sometimes not. There was more food in that store that day than his home town saw in a year.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 18, 2024 11:49 PM (z+89e)
The reason I unequivocally support Trump is not because he is perfect. He isn't.
It's because he fights against the establishment like nodody else in my lifetime. He has shattered the convential wisdom and the took a dump on it. And he wins.
Trump just didn't have a rally in south New Jersey. He had the biggest political event in the history of New Jersey. And now he is going to the Bronx. A frigging Republican presidential candidate is campaigning in the south Bronx. I grew up just north of there and this is like AOC holding a campaign event in Texas.
They might steal the election again but they will never stop this movement.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2024 11:50 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
There was a band called the Vulgar Boatmen.
Not bad.
Posted by: Miklos, musical maven at May 18, 2024 11:50 PM (994Xn)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2024 11:50 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Saw my first one about a month ago. No styling dept. must be a cost cutting thing.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 18, 2024 11:48 PM (vJiyU)
Looks like something out of a 1980's movie that has scenes supposedly from after the year 2000...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 11:50 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: RickZ at May 18, 2024 11:48 PM (emlEe)
I actually used one a few times.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2024 11:51 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here
For now peon, for now....
Posted by: WEF at May 18, 2024 11:51 PM (vJiyU)
The law, which already faces a lawsuit less than four hours after it was signed, will require people to receive a permit and complete gun safety training before purchasing a handgun in Delaware.
Posted by: Don Black at May 18, 2024 11:49 PM (/7KEl)
So like Kali, then. I need a permit to exercise my God-given right.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 11:51 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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I dunno, sounds sketchy.
Posted by: scampydog at May 18, 2024 11:52 PM (H6fZA)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 18, 2024 11:49 PM (z+89e)
What channel? I'd like to check that out.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2024 11:52 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miklos, Texas Instruments totally rocks! at May 18, 2024 11:53 PM (994Xn)
Cottage cheese is a hard pass for me, so I never tried it, but everyone, including my own mama, loved it.
She also made this thing she called a vegetable salad that consisted of various canned vegetables dumped in a huge jar, with a dressing made of mainly vinegar and sugar and oil in equal parts ( I think) whi h you made early in the day because you had to put it in tbe fridge and flip it over every so often.
It was better than it sounds, assuming you don't mind canned vegetables suspended in an oily, sugary liquid.
Not my favorite dish, but she made far stranger things.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 18, 2024 11:53 PM (Vvh2V)
Sometimes they had milk, sometimes not. There was more food in that store that day than his home town saw in a year.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer
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We should take Cuba back and put the commies in cages.
An old timey 6 sided cages in all the town squares.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2024 11:53 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: RickZ at May 18, 2024 11:48 PM (emlEe)
I actually used one a few times.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2024 11:51 PM (w6EFb)
I learned to use one my Dad had in his desk. Never had a calculator that required Reverse Polish Notation, but did have a cheapo scientific calc I used for HS and Kolledge.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 11:54 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2024 11:54 PM (lCWOD)
Yes, pretty startling.
The venue in the South Bronx only holds 3500. I'm sure he could draw many times that number.
Posted by: mnw at May 18, 2024 11:54 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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I dunno, sounds sketchy.
Posted by: scampydog at May 18, 2024 11:52 PM (H6fZA)
"Can you remove it Doc? It said it was a #1 pencil, but didn't fit right..."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 11:55 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
You have no idea
Posted by: Sex Reassignment Clinic at May 18, 2024 11:55 PM (994Xn)
Posted by: Don Black at May 18, 2024 11:32 PM (/7KEl)
I have Starlink and like it a lot. Plenty of speed, few service outages. I don't do any online gaming or video calling so I can speak to those.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 18, 2024 11:55 PM (XOBxw)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2024 11:55 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 11:51 PM (ynpvh)
Don't you love it when a plan comes together?
Posted by: Commies; why is it always the fucking Commies? at May 18, 2024 11:56 PM (emlEe)
It was better than it sounds, assuming you don't mind canned vegetables suspended in an oily, sugary liquid.
Not my favorite dish, but she made far stranger things.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
That actually sounds like something I would like.
(Former mrs rat said my taste was all in my mouth, she hereby recinds that remark.)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 18, 2024 11:56 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2024 11:55 PM (w6EFb)
did she add sugar and cream to it?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 11:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
NO BOJANGLES!!!!
Posted by: Miklos has heard Stories at May 18, 2024 11:57 PM (994Xn)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2024 11:55 PM (w6EFb)
No. Just no.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 18, 2024 11:58 PM (2QA3G)
Pretty sure Mari is also Cuban, she's just been here longer.
I mean, I think she's a citizen, but born in Cuba. I could absolutely be wrong, though.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 18, 2024 11:58 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2024 11:55 PM (w6EFb)
did she add sugar and cream to it?
Posted by: jim
Veddy proper
Posted by: some Englishter at May 18, 2024 11:58 PM (994Xn)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2024 11:58 PM (lCWOD)
https://tinyurl.com/4erv875y
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 18, 2024 11:59 PM (z+89e)
It's actually pretty good. I'll see if anyone has the recipe.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 18, 2024 11:59 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
My ghost is still sitting at the dinner table at midnight refusing to eat that fucking Rice-a-Roni.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 19, 2024 12:00 AM (vJiyU)
>>The venue in the South Bronx only holds 3500. I'm sure he could draw many times that number.
Human nature never changes.
https://tinyurl.com/5d3szs5s
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2024 12:00 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 12:00 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
If all it involves is a can opener and a jar, I may be able to swing it.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 19, 2024 12:01 AM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 12:01 AM (lCWOD)
Oregon as well - you have to pass a training course to buy a firearm. The law is suspended, pending legal challenges.
As is normal with controversial issues, the rest of the state of Oregon voted one way, but Portland's county voted the other way, and did so by such a margin that the Leftist position won statewide.
Trump got a majority of the vote in 2016 in Oregon, outside of Portland's county.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2024 12:01 AM (uxCna)
"I assumed the store was reserved for high ranking party officials."
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2024 12:01 AM (NLIak)
My bf invited two of his brothers for supper at our place one night, and I saw for myself how they lifted everything up to look underneath; it was sad.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 12:02 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 18, 2024 10:53 PM (Vvh2V)
It is an easy binder to hold everything together: the filler carb (noodles, cooked potatoes or rice) the touch of protein (chicken, leftover beef) the veggie, and the zing like capers or chopped dilly beans, and the crunch topping.
Yes, I am wise in the ways of casseroles.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2024 12:03 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2024 11:55 PM (w6EFb)
That is frightening on two levels: First are the raisins in Rice-A-Roni, themselves. The second is feeling safe eating fast food (as Chipotle's cilantro chimes in).
I'm so glad my Mom could cook and taught me the basics.
"No son of mine is going to grow up as ignorant in the kitchen as their father!" Thanks, Mom.
Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2024 12:03 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: RickZ at May 18, 2024 11:48 PM (emlEe)
I actually used one a few times.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2024 11:51 PM (w6EFb)
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I still have mine from 1966. Never used it for that purpose however.
Posted by: Ciampino - all sorts of slide rules at May 19, 2024 12:03 AM (qfLjt)
Pretty sure Mari is also Cuban, she's just been here longer.
I mean, I think she's a citizen, but born in Cuba. I could absolutely be wrong, though.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 18, 2024 11:58 PM (Vvh2V)
Yeah, she may have been born here, maybe there, I don't know. One thing that blew my mind was taking him to Bass Pro. He explained that the average Cuban people aren't allowed to go fishing. Not even talking in a boat, like can't stand on the beach and fish. Can't have anybody not totally dependent on the State.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 19, 2024 12:04 AM (z+89e)
"I assumed the store was reserved for high ranking party officials."
Posted by: mnw
The same with Krushchev when VP Nixon took him to a supermarket in 1959.
Posted by: Miklos, formerly of Karl Marx U at May 19, 2024 12:04 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 12:05 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2024 11:55 PM (w6EFb)
That is frightening on two levels: First are the raisins in Rice-A-Roni, themselves. The second is feeling safe eating fast food (as Chipotle's cilantro chimes in).
I'm so glad my Mom could cook and taught me the basics.
"No son of mine is going to grow up as ignorant in the kitchen as their father!" Thanks, Mom.
Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2024 12:03 AM (emlEe)
I made my kids wash their own clothes starting at the age of about 12 or 13. Both know how to cook basic things (like eggs), and the older one is into sous vide big time. Pretty easy following most recipes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:05 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2024 12:03 AM (emlEe)
I know, right?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 12:06 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ciampino - all sorts of slide
It remains in its pristine Pen Pocket Protector.
Posted by: Old White NASA Guys at May 19, 2024 12:06 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 18, 2024 11:49 PM (z+89e)
***
A common reaction for those who came over during the Cold War. They eventually couldn't handle all the goods and all the choices. Their handlers had to literally help them through it. Many wanted to go back even knowing it meant prison or death.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2024 12:07 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Ciampino - all sorts of slide rules at May 19, 2024 12:03 AM (qfLjt)
Would not want to think about that purpose!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 12:08 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2024 12:08 AM (Ux/Nh)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 12:05 AM (w6EFb)
Happy to pass it along. They have some sneak footage in Cuban stores which is really dystopian and creepy. It makes me be really thankful to be born here out of the whole cosmic crapshoot.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 19, 2024 12:08 AM (z+89e)
A permit requirement is an obvious opening to tyranny, but I know a guy who accidentally shot his best friend in the face. A gun safety class isn’t the worst idea.
Posted by: chris+opher at May 19, 2024 12:08 AM (dSco/)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 18, 2024 11:32 PM (Vvh2V)
The Mason-Dixon Line?
***waves "Hi" to Some Rat***
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at May 19, 2024 12:09 AM (SRRAx)
I'm just not sure about the dressing. Don't want you to waste your time or the vegetables. My mom might have the recipe; I'll post it on the ONT tomorrow if I can get it. One of Thor's cousins probably has it, too.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 12:09 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 12:09 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
If they're moving, they ain't raisins
Posted by: Miklos so notes at May 19, 2024 12:10 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Nadia Comaneci (mnw) at May 19, 2024 12:10 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Old White NASA Guys at May 19, 2024 12:06 AM (994Xn)
Is that a slide rule or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by: Astronaut/Math Groupie Hybrid at May 19, 2024 12:11 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2024 12:11 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 19, 2024 12:11 AM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 18, 2024 11:32 PM (Vvh2V)
Young Publius was traumatized by casseroles (I don't think his mama did that, but other family ladies did), and to this day just the word casserole bothers him.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 12:12 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miklos has Theory of Big Bangs at May 19, 2024 12:14 AM (994Xn)
I'm sure they caught on pretty fast!
Posted by: Nadia Comaneci (mnw) at May 19, 2024 12:10 AM (NLIak)
***
Most did. It was a kind of survivors guilt I think. But most settled in nicely.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2024 12:14 AM (W/lyH)
We should take Cuba back and put the commies in cages.
An old timey 6 sided cages in all the town squares.
Posted by: Braenyard
Just what we need - another Puerto Rico.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2024 12:15 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2024 11:15 PM (RIvkX)
I worked summers in a green bean cannery. We did corn and cauliflower too. I didn't eat green beans for twenty years afterwards
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2024 12:15 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Miklos has Theory of Big Bangs
Sigh, gonna have to make em mixed race, gay, gender fluid with an overbite.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 19, 2024 12:15 AM (vJiyU)
"I assumed the store was reserved for high ranking party officials."
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2024 12:01 AM (NLIak)
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That was the USSR and that's one reason we should take Cuba back.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 12:15 AM (lCWOD)
Chi-chi's green onions, that killed 4 people, have entered the chat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 19, 2024 12:15 AM (2QA3G)
I remember that! I still can't wrap my head around it.
Did you see they were at the Hoouse today? Maybe yesterday? I'd like to see their channel blow up, maybe the Morons can help with thst.
Go subscribe to them, people!
And while you're there, please subscribe to Cracking the Cryptic! I love them sooo much, and they dream of getting a million subscribers. Great channel.
It's free to subscribe to both, for those who don't know.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 12:15 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 12:16 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2024 12:16 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 19, 2024 12:11 AM (vJiyU)
Just got to ring the (cow)bell at Wound Care Clinic - which was silly, considering how truly minor my wound was compared to other folks. At least I didn't have to be in their hyperbaric chamber!
Everyone is doing well here - I am waiting for a date for Surgery #3 (of 4). You won't recognize me at the Texas MoMe - I have lost almost 100 pounds since you last saw me!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at May 19, 2024 12:18 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2024 12:18 AM (Ux/Nh)
What else is happening here? I was delayed because we had a bat flying around in my wife's room freaking her out.
This was just a bit ago, so I'm tired from mowing etc, old arthritic back just wants to rest. So after a couple of glasses of wine Jules comes running screaming about a bat in the house.
I confined it to the room and plotted. Then she wanted me to get her phone, cigs, etc. Go into the room w/ my trusty fish net, which also serves as a bat catcher at times.
Grab her valuables and evaluate the bat's flying cycle. Well I'm in no shape to catch it but after watching I took 2 swipes and caught it on the second one!
Now we can sleep, cept I'm too wired. LOL
Posted by: Farmer at May 19, 2024 12:19 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Miklos has Stories at May 19, 2024 12:19 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Kindltot
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This would be a comical topic. Morons and the Summer Jobs of their Youth.
Posted by: scampydog at May 19, 2024 12:19 AM (H6fZA)
We should take Cuba back and put the commies in cages.
An old timey 6 sided cages in all the town squares.
Posted by: Braenyard
Just what we need - another Puerto Rico.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. a
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They are a different people and allowed freedom would flourish.
We have ex-pats over here who would love to go home and show them how a free Republic works.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 12:19 AM (lCWOD)
See y'all in the book thing. I might wear pants this time.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2024 12:19 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Miklos has Theory of Big Bangs at May 19, 2024 12:14 AM (994Xn)
Oh, it would be! I'd tell you a story but he was embarrassed that I'd even heard it. And while he's sleeping now, you know he'll wake up and smoke over the ONT.
But this one here is too good:
His mother told him he was the little boy she'd always wanted. She said that often.
One time, when she was correcting him (she calls it "correcting" - so cute!), he looked up at her and said, "I guess I'm not the little boy you always wanted." He was very young then, and doesn't remember it.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 12:20 AM (w6EFb)
I am not opposed to casseroles, per se, especially crookneck squash with Ritz crackers, a pound of butter and cheese, and some fresh onion, but as a rule, I prefer my food to be separated on the plate, as God in His Heaven intended.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 12:20 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
glad he didn't fly
Posted by: AOP's arms at May 19, 2024 12:20 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: PabloD at May 19, 2024 12:20 AM (f7a6n)
But, I'm afraid the Eyetyes would be no match for the Cartels, MS-13, Tongs and other such scum.
Classic American Italian Mafiosi were right bastard criminals, all right. But, they mostly kept within their boundaries , such as they were.
The others? They're all Lord Humungus, writ larger, and more cruel. They're as if the Borg had assimilated the Klingon, the Romulans and all the other vermin of space, into one, horrific android which barely even resembles "humanity".
THAT is who would soon run Cuba if the Commies were swept away.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 19, 2024 12:20 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: scampydog
I worked in a mushroom mine.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 19, 2024 12:21 AM (2QA3G)
We have ex-pats over here who would love to go home and show them how a free Republic works.
Posted by: Braenyard
Also, Anna Paulina Luna
Posted by: Miklos can dream, can't he? at May 19, 2024 12:22 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Lirio100 at May 19, 2024 12:23 AM (I5U35)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
I guess that qualifies as a STEM job.
Posted by: Miklos has never done 'shrooms, but knows where they can be found at May 19, 2024 12:25 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: scampydog at May 19, 2024 12:25 AM (H6fZA)
Posted by: scampydog
During the week I worked for a five person company making school athletic equipment like backstops, hurdles, balance beams, etc. On weekends I washed small airplanes. Great times!
Ok, now i am going to bed.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2024 12:25 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief
Wow! Great to hear. (well except for the 3 & 4 yet to happen) I really look forward to talking with and seeing you!
Posted by: Some Rat at May 19, 2024 12:25 AM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Farmer at May 19, 2024 12:19 AM (55Qr6)
I've done bat catching, and it really does get the adrenaline flowing.
Reminds me of that cartoon with two dogs in bed. The husband is lying there goggle-eyed and the wife says "I told you not to watch squirrel videos before bed."
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 12:26 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: scampydog
I worked in a mushroom mine.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 19, 2024 12:21 AM (2QA3G)
Cobs as well. Kept in the dark and fed bullshit
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 19, 2024 12:26 AM (QXQ4l)
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If we ever got it up to take Cuba back we'd have it up enough to eliminate the Thugees. All of them.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 12:26 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2024 11:54 PM (lCWOD)
are Keds OK, or do I have to spring for a pair of those fancy Vans?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2024 12:28 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 19, 2024 12:21 AM (2QA3G)
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And here comes the shiitake talk.
Posted by: scampydog at May 19, 2024 12:28 AM (H6fZA)
Posted by: Miklos shyly raises hand at May 19, 2024 12:29 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2024 12:30 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Miklos shyly raises hand at May 19, 2024 12:29 AM (994Xn
My mother.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 19, 2024 12:30 AM (SqeHx)
Posted by: Ciampino - all sorts of slide
It remains in its pristine Pen Pocket Protector.
Posted by: Old White NASA Guys at May 19, 2024 12:06 AM (994Xn)
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It's still in the cardboard sheath it came in. That cardboard has survived well.
Posted by: Ciampino - all sorts of slide rule shapes at May 19, 2024 12:31 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Contact our Bangalore Call Centre on Monday for important informations regarding your coverage.
Posted by: CoB Dental Plan Coveragings Pty Ltd at May 19, 2024 12:31 AM (994Xn)
We occasionally took them employees out on little excursions, and the first time they ever saw any old grocery store, they literally stood stock still, mouths agape.
Wal-Mart often led to tears.
Most of them thought it was a setup at first. Once one group asked if they could stop at the most random places, and finally admitted that they assumed we were taking them to fake places and were trying to find the "real" stores.
These were literal rocket scientists, who had access to a little more than an average Russian or Ukrainian citizen.
We take so much for granted here.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 12:31 AM (Vvh2V)
Lifeguard at a local swimmin' hole. Mostly mundane but as a young lad, the 'friends with benefits' perk was awesome.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 19, 2024 12:33 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Auntie Miklos, having an Irish Coffee or 6 at May 19, 2024 12:33 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: chris+opher at May 19, 2024 12:08 AM (dSco/)
If it might save one life, right? Right?
You are still wearing your mask just in case, right?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2024 12:34 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2024 11:54 PM (lCWOD)
are Keds OK, or do I have to spring for a pair of those fancy Vans?
Posted by: Kindltot
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Ready for the Monday abuse.
Posted by: Thom McAn Shoes at May 19, 2024 12:34 AM (H6fZA)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 12:35 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 19, 2024 12:35 AM (dZVON)
A permit requirement is an obvious opening to tyranny, but I know a guy who accidentally shot his best friend in the face. A gun safety class isn’t the worst idea.
Posted by: chris+opher at May 19, 2024 12:08 AM (dSco/)
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There are plenty of examples of cops shooting themselves or another and yet they must have had plenty of training, so NO. It's a money grab.
Posted by: Ciampino - once a year? at May 19, 2024 12:35 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
In my day, you had to buy your own chains to deal with them negroes
Posted by: Joey B's idyllic, if asthmatic, childhood at May 19, 2024 12:35 AM (994Xn)
Does Tupperware count, or must it be porcelain, like you fancy folk?
Cuz I gots 4.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 12:38 AM (Vvh2V)
Hi, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 19, 2024 12:38 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
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Wind the clock back and put a good word in to the hiring manager for your Moron pals.
Posted by: scampydog at May 19, 2024 12:38 AM (H6fZA)
Toilet humor on it's way.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 19, 2024 12:35 AM (dZVON)
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No, I'm not going to get bogged down in that.
Posted by: Ciampino - Br. bog = toilet or turd at May 19, 2024 12:38 AM (qfLjt)
I got a nice deviled egg recipe, too. Part of the Southern thing. Like knowing how to cook grits.
Biscuits, not so much.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 12:39 AM (w6EFb)
'The Wags proclaim in their high halls, where many a storied Man has uttered many a memorable anecdote, that behind every great Man is a woman, but behind you is garrett, plugging you up the sqeakhole.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 12:40 AM (QoyXi)
Cuz I gots 4.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
Points AWARDED
Posted by: The Miklosian Academy of High Culture and Sophistication, like at May 19, 2024 12:40 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Ciampino - once a year? at May 19, 2024 12:35 AM (qfLjt)
Less of a money grab than an attempt at gun control, but yes, a money grab, too.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 12:40 AM (Vvh2V)
East coast airports get very busy around holidays with international travelers with empty suitcases.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2024 12:41 AM (LkLld)
'The Wags proclaim in their high halls, where many a storied Man has uttered many a memorable anecdote, that behind every great Man is a woman, but behind you is garrett, plugging you up the sqeakhole.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
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*snort* And this is why AOS is the best place on the internet.
Posted by: scampydog at May 19, 2024 12:42 AM (H6fZA)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2024 12:41 AM (LkLld)
Idiots if they were willing to pay airport prices.
On the other hand, everywhere has airport prices now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 12:42 AM (QoyXi)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 12:20 AM (Vvh2V)
The Mandate of Heaven says stir-fry mixed vegetables with chicken is good, or our # 4.
Posted by: Chinese Take-Outs at May 19, 2024 12:42 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: The Miklosian Academy of High Culture and Sophistication, like at May 19, 2024 12:40 AM (994Xn)
Danke, domo, gracias, köszönöm, spasiba!
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 12:43 AM (Vvh2V)
'The Wags proclaim in their high halls, where many a storied Man has uttered many a memorable anecdote, that behind every great Man is a woman, but behind you is garrett, plugging you up the sqeakhole.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
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*snort* And this is why AOS is the best place on the internet.
Come for the server outages, stay for the sodomy references.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 19, 2024 12:44 AM (dZVON)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2024 12:44 AM (2jLYo)
Rooskies, easy to spot.
The sellers would not sell anything if they asked in Russian, only if in Hungarian or German.
Posted by: as Miklos recalls at May 19, 2024 12:44 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 12:20 AM (Vvh2V)
I am usually a separate eater. Only a couple exceptions: turkey scraps mixed with mashed potatoes and gravy. (the bad vegetables with the mashed potatoes as well- like peas.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 12:45 AM (QoyXi)
Posted by: Miklos can dream,
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She's a keeper. We could send her over as an advisor.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 12:45 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2024 10:08 PM (0Htd1)
Or Dearborn
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
Go to the Henry Ford Museum and Greenfield Village, then get the f**k out.
Posted by: nerdygirl
I should be there for friday prayers in two weeks,
... checks notes...
Whew. On a monday and tuesday.
Henry Ford Museum and Greenfield Village
Then GTFO and never get w/i 50 miles of Detroit ever again.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2024 12:45 AM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Kindltot
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This would be a comical topic. Morons and the Summer Jobs of their Youth.
Posted by: scampydog at May 19, 2024 12:19 AM (H6fZA)
...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:45 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cicero
Hey, there's money in lotsa things.
Posted by: beef jizz at May 19, 2024 12:45 AM (994Xn)
Peaches, you lurking, by chance?
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 12:45 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 19, 2024 12:44 AM (dZVON)
I was trying to figure out how to work in Chesterton's Gloryhole, but came up empty.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 12:46 AM (QoyXi)
Slap, I think was going a bit of the wacky route.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 12:47 AM (QoyXi)
For many years it was cheaper for them to come to the US and do their Christmas shopping while having a holiday.
We've pretty much killed that goose now.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2024 12:48 AM (LkLld)
I don't care for gravy, but every damn thing works with mashed ' taters!
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 12:48 AM (Vvh2V)
Peaches, you lurking, by chance?
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
Buzzion is probably just dead again for a while.
Slap I have worried about.
Posted by: Miklos testifies that Slapweasel has a remarkable speaking voice (in a very impressive way) at May 19, 2024 12:49 AM (994Xn)
Phrasing. I know you never wanted to work in anyone's glory hole!
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 12:50 AM (Vvh2V)
And a baby
Posted by: the Anchor Baby Alliance for Freedom and many other things at May 19, 2024 12:51 AM (994Xn)
I worry because he needed a transplant, didn't he?
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 12:51 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2024 12:48 AM (LkLld)
I know when I was in Japan the Japanese guys I was with were talking about how the Chinese tourists would show up to buy all sorts of basic goods. I remarked that I knew that Chinese qc was pretty bad on export goods and they said that they were even worse for domestic goods produced there. Then one of them asked me: 'what do you think is the item they buy most here?'
I guessed electronics (seemed like an obvious one.) 'No.' he said. 'Condoms.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 12:51 AM (QoyXi)
Posted by: Miklos shyly raises hand at May 19, 2024 12:29 AM (994Xn)
I think my Mom had that deviled egg holder in Tupperware. She had practically everything in Tupperware. She rubbed off on me in that way, too, as I have the Tupperware olive container/holder. It's square columnar, with an insert that you lift out that drains the olives. I use it now to store the canned beans (red, kidney, cannellini or garbanzo) I put in salads.
Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2024 12:52 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
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No gravy here either. Mashers are great but gotta go with tater tots for the hotdish
Posted by: scampydog at May 19, 2024 12:52 AM (H6fZA)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 12:50 AM (Vvh2V)
Every now and then you have to hang one over the plate for others to take a swing at.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 12:52 AM (QoyXi)
Posted by: Joey B's idyllic, if asthmatic, childhood at May 19, 2024 12:35 AM (994Xn)
You forgot the stuttering. OMG, the stuttering.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 12:54 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
Heavily Hash sounds like that. Might be some coconut in there to... and walnuts...
Christmas tradition was to put ONE Brazil nut in there. Whoever got the nut gets the special Christmas gift. If you figure out has the nut you can take it from them and claim the gift.
It's a life lesson in suspicion and greed.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2024 12:54 AM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 12:35 AM (Vvh2V)
No worries - I would have to lose 60 more pounds to get to my high school weight. There is no way that is going to happen! 😂😂😂
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at May 19, 2024 12:54 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2024 12:44 AM (2jLYo)
Cockroach Fizz doesn't sound nearly as appetizing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:54 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
Yes, liver, but not because of alcohol.
Also parents were in bad dementia.
Posted by: as Miklos recalls at May 19, 2024 12:54 AM (994Xn)
Kidding aside though.
Shred some leftover chicken. Hit it with some McCormick Steak Seasoning & Garlic Powder. Sear in hot butter, with a splash of beer to glaze at the finish.
Fresh steamed Brown & Wild Rice.
Cream of Chicken Soup.
Heat, stir thoroughly, heat again. If to thick n' paste-like, cut sparingly with some whole milk, heat again.
Should be thicker than a soup, but not as thick as "casserole".
OMG Comfort Food on a chilly, rainy day.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 19, 2024 12:54 AM (e6UQI)
Not to overreact or anything.
Posted by: From about That Time at May 19, 2024 12:55 AM (4780s)
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Wow, had completely forgotten the foreigners shopping season.
Posted by: scampydog at May 19, 2024 12:55 AM (H6fZA)
'The Wags proclaim in their high halls, where many a storied Man has uttered many a memorable anecdote, that behind every great Man is a woman, but behind you is garrett, plugging you up the sqeakhole.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 12:40 AM (QoyXi)
Surely that can't be considered vulgar.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 12:55 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 19, 2024 12:44 AM (dZVON)
I was trying to figure out how to work in Chesterton's Gloryhole, but came up empty.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 12:46 AM (QoyXi)
Best to leave Chesterton's Gloryhole alone if you don't understand what it's for...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:56 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at May 19, 2024 12:54 AM (SRRAx)
Good to see you happy and well!
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 12:56 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 12:55 AM (w6EFb)
I dunno. Probably the over usage of commas.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 12:56 AM (QoyXi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2024 12:57 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
FUN FACT
There are two (2) sizes of condoms, sold to different global markets.
Posted by: as Miklos learnt at May 19, 2024 12:57 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 12:55 AM (w6EFb)
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I read on Wikipedia that the exuberant use of vulgarity is a virtual necessity when commenting on this blog.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2024 12:58 AM (jTZkj)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 12:58 AM (Vvh2V)
We take so much for granted here.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
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During the Obama ammunition shortage I would go to the counter and remark that the shelves looked looked like old Soviet grocery stores and would receive a blank stare. Had no idea.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 12:58 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
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If it's the recipe with lime jello, cream cheese, walnuts, and celery, you're missing something. Seriously, I had my wife get the recipe from my grandmother. I loved the stuff when I was a kid, and I still do!
Posted by: buddhaha at May 19, 2024 12:59 AM (ixnFc)
Posted by: as Miklos learnt at May 19, 2024 12:57 AM (994Xn)
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One is Chinese. What's the other one?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2024 12:59 AM (jTZkj)
Peaches, you lurking, by chance?
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 12:45 AM (Vvh2V)
Well, Slap got banned and doesn't appear here. I haven't heard from him in a long time, and I fear the worst.
I think a call is in order, one I'm kind of dreading.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 12:59 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Same/similar. Bread line comments....blank stare returned.
Posted by: scampydog at May 19, 2024 01:00 AM (H6fZA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
FUN FACT
There are two (2) sizes of condoms, sold to different global markets.
Posted by: as Miklos learnt at May 19, 2024 12:57 AM (994Xn)
For folks that are big dicks and folks that are little pricks?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:00 AM (ynpvh)
That's what it was, basic goods. They'd fill up those suitcases with things like underwear, socks and blue jeans.
Before the communists took over Hong Kong, the HK government limited the number of mainland Chinese that could visit the place because they were cleaning HK of things like toilet paper and baby formula.
Human nature doesn't give a fuck about politics.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2024 01:00 AM (LkLld)
going way back Paranoid Girl in Seattle, runningrn, twiceblessedmom, rum, zakn, The Dude, jc, so many more.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 01:01 AM (Vvh2V)
LeBeau (to Hogan): This crowd would eat marinated dog food on a cracker!
Hogan: You're too modest, LeBeau.
LeBeau: No, I'm serious. I ran out of pate.
It's such a hit that one of the ladies asks him for the recipe as she leaves.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 19, 2024 01:02 AM (LLJRz)
going way back Paranoid Girl in Seattle, runningrn, twiceblessedmom, rum, zakn, The Dude, jc, so many more.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
Careful
Tickled Pink might show up
Posted by: as Miklos warns at May 19, 2024 01:03 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 19, 2024 01:04 AM (dZVON)
It's such a hit that one of the ladies asks him for the recipe as she leaves.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe
NOT SO FUN FACT
"LeBeau" Robert Clary was an actual concentration camp survivor.
Posted by: as Miklos informs at May 19, 2024 01:05 AM (994Xn)
Oh, Warbler Sparrow, or something along thise lines.
I know all y'all asshokes ran chemjeff and qdpsteve off, but did we lose the rest in The EnTrumpening?
I know Berserker had heart surgery.
DCinTowson, the carrots in chili guy...
Cannot believe I forgot his name! I know he didn't like Trump.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 01:06 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: buddhaha at May 19, 2024 12:59 AM (ixnFc)
It was either Aunt Katherine or Aunt Betty who made that every 4th of July. I didn't know what the creamy stuff that made it opaque was. I knew it wasn't Cool Whip.
Mom always saved Cool Whip and margarine tubs. My brother called it Puerto Rican tupperware.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist, wondering if that rayciss at May 19, 2024 01:06 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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Pixy should blacklist that name.
Some people have no self restraint.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 01:07 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 01:07 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Tammy-al
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B.C.? Brent Cochran?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2024 01:07 AM (XeU6L)
There was the night chemjeff attempted to return. The mockery was epic.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 19, 2024 01:08 AM (dZVON)
Posted by: as Miklos hopes at May 19, 2024 01:08 AM (994Xn)
going way back Paranoid Girl in Seattle, runningrn, twiceblessedmom, rum, zakn, The Dude, jc, so many more.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
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A lot of names I've not seen in a while - way back machine names.
Posted by: scampydog at May 19, 2024 01:08 AM (H6fZA)
No one could be that stupid.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
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Then, there was Palp.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2024 01:08 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2024 01:09 AM (D7oie)
Grammie Winger is mainly a daywalker these days. I think I saw Paranoid Girl in Seattle comment the other day, but I may be misremembering.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 19, 2024 01:09 AM (LLJRz)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist, wondering
I do that.
Hope brother is better and calmer.
Posted by: as Miklos sincerely hopes at May 19, 2024 01:09 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 19, 2024 01:10 AM (dZVON)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist, wondering if that rayciss at May 19, 2024 01:10 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 19, 2024 01:10 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.
Who are you, some kinda Ancient Slavonaut Theorist?
Posted by: Miklos says YES at May 19, 2024 01:11 AM (994Xn)
Speaking as a former resident I rate this as true.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2024 01:12 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 01:13 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 01:14 AM (lCWOD)
But on his attempted return? Attended to by his lies, deceit, agenda and smarm?
Well, I could then write at length, in ways I'm unable to, now. And so, I did. With, as the kids say: "the receipts".
I don't consider "Calling him on his SHIT" the same as "running him off", but he did, and my Give a Damnometer cannot differentiate any degree of difference between the two.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 19, 2024 01:14 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 01:15 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: as Miklos informs at May 19, 2024 01:05 AM (994Xn)
He was indeed, and spoke in later life about both his experiences as a Holocaust survivor and how different his experience playing LeBeau was. I've read that John Banner was also in a concentration camp briefly before the war but was released somehow, came to the States, and enlisted in the US Army after Pearl Harbor. And both Werner Klemperer and Leon Askin managed to escape to the US before they could be interned.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 19, 2024 01:18 AM (LLJRz)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist, wondering if that rayciss at May 19, 2024 01:06 AM (w6EFb)
Mom also collected plastic tubs of various products and sizes, including the lids, quite a lot of them, actually. Stored separately, of course. Just for the challenge.
Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2024 01:18 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Miklos
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Just a bit of white trash that washed ashore in SC.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2024 01:18 AM (XeU6L)
After a couple of years, Maryland had 100,000 cases in storage, no way to cross reference them to casings found at crime scenes, and zero cases solved from the inventory. When the cost to the state for managing this useless program was revealed, the law was repealed.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 19, 2024 01:19 AM (XOBxw)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 19, 2024 01:20 AM (VxbvY)
Posted by: RickZ
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Lids to containers was like a 10,000 piece puzzle.
Posted by: scampydog at May 19, 2024 01:20 AM (H6fZA)
Secure lid with tape and fill with cement, turn it upside down.
Cut a 1/2" diameter hole in the center, insert 18" galvanized pipe into hole all the way. Allow cement to thoroughly dry.
Some modification to make pipe more secure may be desired.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 01:22 AM (lCWOD)
The Horde's loss was Applebee's gain.
Posted by: Philosophical Miklos at May 19, 2024 01:25 AM (994Xn)
I know chemjeff lost his mind, but you know he might've finally gotten a lady, and had his head turned. Happens to all you Morons!
I just felt like y'all could've ignored him. Same with qdpsteve. Some people struggle with interactions and y'all could've just scrolled on.
I apologize for being a pinch faced scold, without so much as a hump to make me interesting.
I was upset when tango9 got banned, too
Rum could take care of herself and it's words on a screen, ffs.
I won't bother get started on cthuhulu, but he was awesome and I miss him, too. So there!
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 01:27 AM (Vvh2V)
the small ones are for giving away hot sauce to friends.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2024 01:27 AM (D7oie)
IIRC, Werner Klemperer's dad was an orchestra conductor and his uncle was a doctor married to a Gentile woman. The uncle was considered Jewish by the Nazis and was the victim of worsening sanctions as the war went on. I think he wrote a book about his experiences.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2024 01:27 AM (jTZkj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I thought you are of The Mountain People.
Posted by: Flatlander Miklos at May 19, 2024 01:27 AM (994Xn)
A lot of them went to Conservative Treehouse maybe?
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 01:29 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: scampydog at May 19, 2024 01:29 AM (H6fZA)
Speaking of recovery, and apropos of Miss Tammy's admonition to TiFW not to get too skinny, a pro tip I recently heard: if you're ever in a condition where the doctors say you really need to put some weight back on, the most calorie-dense food on the market today is... the humble Oreo. (The loved one who received that advice from a nurse can't eat chocolate but discovered that golden Oreos are nearly as good for that purpose--just eat three golden instead of two classic for the same caloric intake.)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 19, 2024 01:29 AM (LLJRz)
Posted by: Some Rat
And a cold motherf**ker.
Posted by: nerdygirl
But it did take Edmund Fitzgerald home with it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 10:57 PM (VNX3d)
That was Gitchee-Goomee !
Posted by: JT at May 19, 2024 01:30 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2024 01:18 AM (emlEe)
I collect jars of all sizes. I will be the Duchess of Jars.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 01:30 AM (w6EFb)
ha
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2024 01:31 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I thought you are of The Mountain People.
Posted by: Flatlander Miklos
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Hybrid. One of my roots is in Horry county. Spent my adolescence in Beaufort county.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2024 01:32 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Traditionally, crushed oyster shells are used for potholes and driveways.
Posted by: Miklos formerly of New Orleans at May 19, 2024 01:32 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: scampydog at May 19, 2024 01:20 AM (H6fZA)
LOL! That's so damn true!
Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2024 01:33 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
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Ctuhulu....another with a busy brain.
Posted by: scampydog at May 19, 2024 01:33 AM (H6fZA)
Posted by: TRex
They met on a dating site, resulting in an app-endectomy.
Posted by: Le Mikleuse mes chers amis at May 18, 2024 11:01 PM (994Xn)
NOT an Addadicktome
Posted by: JT at May 19, 2024 01:33 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 01:34 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miklos formerly of New Orleans at May 19, 2024 01:32 AM (994Xn)
There's an oyster recycling place on the way to Greenville.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 01:35 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
So
That is your picture in that pool hall in Frogmore.
Posted by: Miklos has a photo in a bowling alley at May 19, 2024 01:35 AM (994Xn)
There's an oyster recycling place on the way to Greenville.
Posted by: Miley
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Uh...recycled oysters don't sound very appealing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2024 01:36 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 01:37 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Choppadikoffami at May 19, 2024 01:38 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: scampydog at May 19, 2024 01:33 AM (H6fZA)
I grant you, he did seem paranoid, to put it mildly, but he was incredibly intelligent and I have heard stories from people who had a similar thing happen to them.
Did we lose the Terlit Hobo to Covid fear?
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 01:38 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
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Agree with all but ChemJeff, he was cogent and purposely took up too much space too long. He was given respect he didn't deserve. He was tinkled pic of the grilled steak set.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 01:38 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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And I thought Eastern WA of my formative years had the mkt cornered on the white trash cup.
Posted by: scampydog at May 19, 2024 01:38 AM (H6fZA)
Posted by: Miklos
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Nah. Maybe in some shack up in Little River.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2024 01:39 AM (XeU6L)
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That's why we always had the keg & sack o' oysters on the beach...
We picked up our trash, oh yes, but Mr. Ocean cleaned up the 'recycled' bits.
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2024 01:40 AM (njWTi)
Cooth has been having some health issues himself. Still in Cali, poor bastard.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 01:40 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 01:15 AM (w6EFb)
*****
Estate sales
That's where your stuff is going.
Posted by: torabora at May 19, 2024 01:40 AM (0Gnoc)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 01:41 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: scampydog
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They migrated from lowcountry SC, driven out by carpetbaggers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2024 01:41 AM (XeU6L)
Nah. Maybe in some shack up in Little River.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.
Miss Nancy's?
Where Nice People Meet?
Posted by: Miklos has stories, but that is not Little River, but Nixon's Crossroads at May 19, 2024 01:42 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 01:42 AM (Vvh2V)
Miss Nancy's?
Where Nice People Meet?
Posted by: Miklos
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We've addressed this. Buildings at/near Nixon's Crossroads.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2024 01:43 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at May 19, 2024 01:44 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Miklos formerly of New Orleans
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Uncrushed around here too. And if you had money, clam shells.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 01:45 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
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Next, you'll be telling me the Paolo isn't real.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2024 01:46 AM (XeU6L)
Did we lose the Terlit Hobo to Covid fear?
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
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Didn't mean my comment in a disrespectful way about Cthuhulu. Is/was a thinker, which I value whether i agree/disagree with thoughts. What happened to him/her? I'm still a working and miss a lot of AOS going ons.
Posted by: scampydog at May 19, 2024 01:46 AM (H6fZA)
We picked up our trash, oh yes, but Mr. Ocean cleaned up the 'recycled' bits.
Posted by: JQ
In SC, the rule at the many public oyster beds is two (2) bushels per person per day.
So for large oyster roasts, you go to the local drinking establishment and offer free beer and $10 to the early arrivals. They just sit and drink and when the Man comes to check, they are worth two bushels.
Posted by: Miklos has has done this more than twice at May 19, 2024 01:46 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at May 19, 2024 01:47 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 01:42 AM (Vvh2V)
You got it.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 01:48 AM (w6EFb)
No one could be that stupid.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 01:07 AM (Vvh2V)
I hate to tell you this Tammy, but I have known women like that. Not usually all the same elements in one though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 01:49 AM (QoyXi)
I have no idea about the person (I am an actual person, for good or ill, there are even Witnesses).
However, he knew the lingo and style of the commie-time in Central Europe. He had that down to a linguistic and conceptual T.
His last report may have been false, or may have resulted in his arrest.
Posted by: Miklos does recall at May 19, 2024 01:50 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
Yeah, bth was not impressed by our lack of exuberance for the Chinese Lung AIDS response.
Too bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 01:51 AM (QoyXi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.
I am, how you say, Real and Magnificent
Posted by: the Paolo at May 19, 2024 01:51 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 01:52 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miklos does recall at May 19, 2024 01:50 AM (994Xn)
We have always had people who have had their thing (manner of speaking, subject, whatever.) With Palp, he reminded me of the crazy uncle. 60% real, 40% schtick.
With just a sprinkling of insanity.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 01:52 AM (QoyXi)
Posted by: scampydog at May 19, 2024 01:54 AM (H6fZA)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 01:54 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2024 01:55 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,
Oh
So now I am supposed to actually remember things.
Why doesn't anybody remind me?
Posted by: Miklos only vaguely recalls, ossifer at May 19, 2024 01:55 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 01:57 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
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I have a friend, intelligent, usually independent and creative (iykwimaityd) thinker but he is a credentialist. If someone with credentials say it, it must be so. I've known him a thousand years and didn't discover this till covid.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 01:57 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
He said that he had been in a car wreck with some illegal, and had displayed and/or used his firearm.
Posted by: Miklos does recall this at May 19, 2024 01:58 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Eschews
A Chocolatey nougat treat for English majors
Posted by: GlobalMiklosBrands at May 19, 2024 02:00 AM (994Xn)
I'm not sure if any longbow fancier has flounced or not, but the carrots in the chili has run off more than a few -- in screaming abject terror.
Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2024 02:01 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 02:01 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 02:01 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Miklos was dissapoint at May 19, 2024 02:02 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 01:57 AM (lCWOD)
You can imagine how he must be reeling as all of this covid crap comes unraveled.
It's disheartening to realize how much is b.s.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 02:03 AM (w6EFb)
I'm not sure if any longbow fancier has flounced or not, but the carrots in the chili has run off more than a few -- in screaming abject terror.
Posted by: RickZ
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Tip O the cap to you, good sir. G'Night gray box people. Very fun ONT. Clever sumbitches you all are.
Posted by: scampydog at May 19, 2024 02:04 AM (H6fZA)
Posted by: Miklos does recall this at May 19, 2024 01:58 AM (994Xn)
Ah.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 02:05 AM (w6EFb)
I still own a Tupperware butter dish, wish that I could get another one.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 19, 2024 02:06 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Southern Reach at May 19, 2024 02:06 AM (DxtOD)
I'm not sure if any longbow fancier has flounced
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Reminds me, I saw a bumper sticker the other day with this on it.
https://tinyurl.com/y58n4wjb
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2024 02:09 AM (XeU6L)
Period-correct, too. IIRC, oysters were so cheap and plentiful in the eighteenth century that there were laws limiting the amount of oysters masters could feed their apprentices, not to preserve the oyster beds, but to make sure the apprentices got other things to eat. (Pretty sure Jon Townsend brought that up in an 18th Century Cooking ep, but I'm too tired to try to find it tonight.)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 19, 2024 02:09 AM (LLJRz)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 02:10 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2024 02:11 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Jerry Miklos-Lewis at May 19, 2024 02:11 AM (994Xn)
In Colonial New England, the wealthy's kitchen/hired help were fed a 'trash' fish then in abundance -- lobster.
Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2024 02:13 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Braenyard
How may jars of okra could an okra picker pickle if an okra picker could pick and pickle?
Posted by: The wandering Mind of Miklos at May 19, 2024 02:14 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Where all the oysters know your name at May 19, 2024 02:15 AM (994Xn)
Mea Culpa on Covid. Admit he was wrong... he could 'explain' by saying he listened to the government experts.... but...
He has to ask forgiveness, before he can be forgiven for the greatest dilution of civil rights this country has ever seen.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2024 02:15 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: The wandering Mind of Miklos at May 19, 2024 02:14 AM (994Xn)
One jar is too damn many.
Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2024 02:17 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: RickZ
Cockroaches of the Sea
Posted by: Miklos recalls a fine lobster dinner at DeMillo's in Portland Maine at May 19, 2024 02:17 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 19, 2024 02:18 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 02:19 AM (w6EFb)
700+ comments, good work you intelligent vulgarians.
I have some beef broth but no ginger ale. Do you think I could substitute Dr Pepper? Just joking, I already have plans for the broth. However, if I had had ginger ale, I would have tried it because ginger/beef -yum! Just unsure about the sweetness.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 02:19 AM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Auntie Miklos, veteran of many a 1000 comment thread at May 19, 2024 02:20 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 19, 2024 02:20 AM (LLJRz)
Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2024 02:01 AM (emlEe)
People are strange. But I remember reading in a book on profiling 'Everyone has a rock.' The idea being that everyone has something that they respond to irrationally/exuberantly/passionately- and it is not always what you think it would be. Trump and Covid were rocks for a lot of people.
I dunno. In general I find this to be true, but I prefer to stick with 'People show you who they are' and leave it at that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 02:20 AM (QoyXi)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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{{Debby}}
Tupperware was great, except if it *ever* came into contact with anything oily... could never be made un-greasy again.
I pitched the butter dish a couple years ago.
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2024 02:21 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 02:21 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: RickZ
"Gourmet" is French for "watch what I can make this British ponce eat."
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2024 02:21 AM (DgGvY)
My casserole trauma was mentioned, I see. When I was a kid, we'd have to go eat Sunday dinner or some holiday dinner at some of the relations. The aunts would make some casseroles for the occasion. Various stuff.
And I'd have to eat it. I remember some green bean casserole. I love green beans, but not in this casserole formula.
So, no more casseroles for me.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 02:22 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Oh
The pants/no pants thing again.
Posted by: Miklos declines to respond at May 19, 2024 02:23 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Mainah at May 19, 2024 02:24 AM (iGThX)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 02:21 AM (w6EFb)
I think Trump trusts too easily credentialed or 'expert' folks. A lot of people are like that. It is a relic of a high trust, homogeneous society. I also think he thinks people are fundamentally good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 02:24 AM (QoyXi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2024 02:24 AM (XeU6L)
The pants/no pants thing again.
Posted by: Miklos declines to respond at May 19, 2024 02:23 AM (994Xn)
These days that is pretty damn useful, Miklos.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 02:24 AM (QoyXi)
I had to carry Mama to the neurologist about noon (they were getting behind and opened up on Saturdays to help catch up).
I fell asleep around 4PM or so, with Ancient Aliens on the TV. Sleep for a good while, with the voice of the crazy haired "I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens" guy going on and on about all kinds of shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 02:24 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 02:26 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
He said that he had been in a car wreck with some illegal, and had displayed and/or used his firearm.
Posted by: Miklos does recall this at May 19, 2024 01:58
Yes indeed Miklos. IIRC he was on the way to a TXMoMee. Broken leg maybe? Other than one or 2 posts never heard from again.
Posted by: Farmer at May 19, 2024 02:26 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 02:21 AM (w6EFb)
Which... floors me... I like Trump... but... he was the President during the first years of Covid...
Which was the greatest Government intrusion on our Rights, the Nation has ever seen..
Fucking MAYORS were denying our Civil Rights, and the Administration and COURTS went along with them.
If an emergency CREATED by our own government, can be used to take away our Liberties, do we even HAVE Rights?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2024 02:26 AM (xaFKb)
I got on that Ancient Aliens and the History Channel after stumbling on this other thing they run, "Secrets of Skinwalker Ranch". I remember that place from Art Bell.
It was good.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 02:26 AM (w6EFb)
Hmmm, needs work.
They proffer pickled okra product for profit?
How much profit could a pickled okra product produce, if a pickled okra product could produce profit?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 02:27 AM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2024 02:24 AM (XeU6L)
And then did NOTHING to stop states or local govs from taking away our freedoms.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2024 02:27 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 19, 2024 02:28 AM (lhenN)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 02:29 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley
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Agreed.
But Tupperware is different. Once greasy, it's greasy forever, no matter what ya do!
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2024 02:29 AM (njWTi)
We're coming up on Memorial Day, so maybe some alumni will turn to relive the ONT that will live in infamy.
It would probably run some of you newer folks off!
Wonder what Joanie Oven Mitts is up to these days?!
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 02:30 AM (Vvh2V)
________________
The timeline on what we knew and what Trump said is not clear to some people. There are other alternative things in that time line that Trump said that are forgotten.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 02:30 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 02:29 AM (w6EFb)
Wrong recipe? it aint hard.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2024 02:30 AM (xaFKb)
It was good.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
I'm still good. It's the radio that got small.
Posted by: Miklos Norma Desmond, who likes old Art Bell shows, because.... at May 19, 2024 02:31 AM (994Xn)
There is a squash casserole recipe Miley found that is pretty good. I just don't call it casserole, because the word is "triggering".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 02:32 AM (w6EFb)
We have rights, given to us by God, but we have to fight to keep them because there are some power hungry people out there who like to control others.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 02:32 AM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Romeo13
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You need to come here more often. Maybe in the daytime too.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 02:33 AM (lCWOD)
Which is why I would feel better if he would have the humility to admit he'd been hornswoggled. It would imply that he might have learned something.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 02:33 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 02:32 AM (w6EFb)
Because it rhymes with asserhole ?
Posted by: JT at May 19, 2024 02:33 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Romeo13
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You need to come here more often. Maybe in the daytime too.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 02:33 AM (lCWOD)
/looks confuselated....
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2024 02:34 AM (xaFKb)
Doing my bit to get us to 1000
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 19, 2024 02:34 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 02:34 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Romeo13
Green beans and condensed cream of mushroom soup.
Bread crumbs on top.
Posted by: Uncle Miklos' All-U-Can-Eat Carolina Buffet at May 19, 2024 02:34 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: the Bird customers at May 19, 2024 02:35 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 02:34 AM (Vvh2V)
You wrap the kids in Saran wrap ?
To keep them from mischief ?
Good idea !
Posted by: JT at May 19, 2024 02:36 AM (T4tVD)
He said you should be able to do what you want to do.
The rest is swampmud.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 02:37 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 02:38 AM (w6EFb)
I'd like to see Trump admit. He was wrong about COVID, but I don't think he admits. He was wrong about anything. Probably the most he'd say is we'll do to things differently next time. Samsung dictation punctuates strangely
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 19, 2024 02:38 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 02:34
Tammy good to see you here my dear.
Yes, glass works better, easier to see so the leftovers won't mold when we forget what is there.
Posted by: Farmer at May 19, 2024 02:38 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 02:39 AM (S5+ge)
Posted by: buddhaha at May 19, 2024 12:59 AM (ixnFc)
It was either Aunt Katherine or Aunt Betty who made that every 4th of July. I didn't know what the creamy stuff that made it opaque was. I knew it wasn't Cool Whip.
Mom always saved Cool Whip and margarine tubs. My brother called it Puerto Rican tupperware.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist, wondering if that rayciss at May 19, 2024 01:06 AM (w6EFb)
My dad would save the good margarine tubs for cereal bowls. I mean that plastic was thick, and the little diamond shapes molded into the sides helped with holding them.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 02:39 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Farmer at May 19, 2024 02:38 AM (55Qr6)
And easier to clean when we forget anyway.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 02:40 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JT at May 19, 2024 02:40 AM (T4tVD)
I think the thing with the casseroles that put me off as a kid (and you know how you are when you're a kid -- your taste changes as you get older. When you're little, tastes can be really strong) was mixing the creamy stuff in with the vegetables.
I remember some broccoli casserole I was made to eat (and look like you enjoy it! If you make a face at Aunt So-and-so's food, it's gonna be too wet to plow, son!). Broccoli mixed in with some creamy white stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 02:41 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 02:34 AM (Vvh2V)
Wanna have some fun? Squeeze lemon juice into a styrofoam cup and see what happens...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 02:41 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 02:41 AM (S5+ge)
Or she could probably just look up yellow squash and Ritz cracker
.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 02:41 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Romeo13
Green beans and condensed cream of mushroom soup.
Bread crumbs on top.
Posted by: Uncle Miklos' All-U-Can-Eat Carolina Buffet at May 19, 2024 02:34 AM (994Xn)
heavy cream in place of milk
Posted by: a dude in MI at May 19, 2024 02:42 AM (+I6Y/)
Bread crumbs on top.
Posted by: Uncle Miklos' All-U-Can-Eat Carolina Buffet at May 19, 2024 02:34 AM (994Xn)
Awwww... not bread crumbs...French fried Onions on top!
That is the crunchy secret ingredient.!!
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2024 02:42 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 02:39 AM (ynpvh)
I can't remember the last time I bought margarine. Not in this century, anyway. But I'm wondering what brand had diamond shapes.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 02:42 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 19, 2024 02:42 AM (LLJRz)
I save rust in another, to mix with boiled linseed oil.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 02:43 AM (lCWOD)
"It is not any acid in the juice, but limonene, the natural, fragrant, oil found in citrus fruit, and similar terpenes that are good organic solvents.
In fact, these oils are sold for the purpose of cleaning. Note, though limonene itself is considered comparatively nontoxic, after it has dissolved the polystyrene, it might be a slightly more dangerous, since any unreacted styrene monomer in solution is somewhat more toxic."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 02:43 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 02:44 AM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 02:44 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 02:44 AM (Vvh2V)
The macaroni pie was a hit, though.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 02:45 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JT at May 19, 2024 02:45 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 02:39 AM (ynpvh)
I can't remember the last time I bought margarine. Not in this century, anyway. But I'm wondering what brand had diamond shapes.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 02:42 AM (w6EFb)
Used to know, but that was 45+ years ago...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 02:45 AM (ynpvh)
I save rust in another, to mix with boiled linseed oil.
I'm a little concerned, are we still talking casserole recipes here?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 02:45 AM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 02:45 AM (w6EFb)
Macaroni Pie? never even heard of it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2024 02:46 AM (xaFKb)
I save rust in another, to mix with boiled linseed oil.
I'm a little concerned, are we still talking casserole recipes here?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 02:45 AM (S5+ge)
I think that's how Arby's makes the meats.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 02:47 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: SimoHayha at May 19, 2024 02:47 AM (N/k1H)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 02:47 AM (QoyXi)
Posted by: Somewhat restrained Miklos at May 19, 2024 02:48 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 02:48 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: SimoHayha at May 19, 2024 02:47 AM (N/k1H)
If this is the end,
let us make it such an end that it is worthy of remembrance.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 02:48 AM (QoyXi)
I saw them open for polydimethylsiloxane in '99 in Indy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 02:47 AM (QoyXi)
But they were downright explosive with Nitrogen Tri-iodine...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 02:48 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: the USAF guy said "Why not Minot?" at May 18, 2024 11:19 PM (994Xn)
That sounds exactly right.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 18, 2024 11:22 PM (Vvh2V)
There is a pretty girl behind every tree in Minot.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2024 02:49 AM (84PaW)
I can't remember the last time I bought margarine. Not in this century, anyway. But I'm wondering what brand had diamond shapes.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
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Must have been that stuff that made you feel like a king
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 19, 2024 02:49 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2024 02:46 AM (xaFKb)
Baked mac 'n' cheese, Alton Brown's recipe.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 02:49 AM (w6EFb)
let us make it such an end that it is worthy of remembrance.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 02:48 AM (QoyXi)
THIS ISSSSS ACE OF SPADES...
or.. wait.. are we Spartucus...
/looks confused.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2024 02:50 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2024 02:50 AM (84PaW)
Posted by: Somewhat un-nostalgic Miklos at May 19, 2024 02:51 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 02:32 AM (w6EFb)
Potatoes au gratin. Potatoes, cheese and cream. Baked. In a dish. Like a casserole. What's not to like? They even use a cute name, not 'casserole'.
Hate on the French all you want but, damn, that is one tasty casserole.
Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2024 02:52 AM (emlEe)
Macaroni pie is a Southern thing. Baked mac and cheese type thing. It's a staple of big Sunday and holiday dinners.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 02:52 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 02:48 AM (ynpvh)
I do not remember the stuff, but thinking about the molecule thought it might be nasty. So I looked it up:
Nitrogen triiodide is an inorganic compound with the formula NI3. It is an extremely sensitive contact explosive: small quantities explode with a loud, sharp snap when touched even lightly, releasing a purple cloud of iodine vapor; it can even be detonated by alpha radiation. NI3 has a complex structural chemistry that is difficult to study because of the instability of the derivatives. Although nitrogen is more electronegative than iodine, the compound was so named due to its analogy to the compound nitrogen trichloride.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 02:52 AM (QoyXi)
Never heard of it before.... looks yummy...
will have to try... thanks.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2024 02:53 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 02:53 AM (Vvh2V)
"When kept cold in the dark and damp with ammonia, NI3 · NH3 is stable."
Also:
"Consistent with this equation, these explosions leave orange-to-purple stains of iodine, which can be removed with sodium thiosulfate solution. "
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 02:54 AM (QoyXi)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 19, 2024 02:54 AM (Sgq8y)
or.. wait.. are we Spartucus...
/looks confused.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2024 02:50 AM (xaFKb)
Remember Cake Girl?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 02:55 AM (QoyXi)
And how can man die better than facing fearful odds,
For the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods,
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 02:55 AM (S5+ge)
I toss them in the freezer and use them to grease my baking pans, etc.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 02:55 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 02:55 AM (QoyXi)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
The only practical way to make Mac and Cheese in bulk is to bake it.
Also add in some cottage cheese, ricotta, whatever ya got.
And more cheese and breadcrumbs on top.
Posted by: Miklos, who can cook for 200 by this time tomorrow, with some help at May 19, 2024 02:55 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 19, 2024 02:54 AM (Sgq8y)
There might be some CBDs around...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 02:56 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 02:55 AM (QoyXi)
I'll be in my bunk...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2024 02:56 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 02:56 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Miklos, who wishes his name were Ryan at May 19, 2024 02:57 AM (994Xn)
And how can man die better than facing fearful odds,
For the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods,
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 02:55 AM (S5+ge)
VERY nice, AK!
Then out spake brave Horatius,
The Captain of the Gate:
"To every man upon this earth
Death cometh soon or late.
And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds,
For the ashes of his fathers,
And the temples of his Gods."
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 02:57 AM (QoyXi)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 02:57 AM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Yes..does that make me a Bad Person?
Posted by: Miklos, who wishes his name were Ryan at May 19, 2024 02:57 AM (994Xn)
Only if you don't remember the cake she came with...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 02:57 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Miklos, who wishes his name were Ryan at May 19, 2024 02:57 AM (994Xn)
A man with an eye for cleavage and a penchant for nic play.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 02:58 AM (QoyXi)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 02:58 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Miklos, who wishes his name were Ryan at May 19, 2024 02:57 AM (994Xn)
Only if you don't remember the cake she came with...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 02:57 AM (ynpvh)
Wait, there was a cake?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2024 02:58 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 02:59 AM (QoyXi)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2024 02:58 AM (xaFKb)
Indeed. Diablo III release. That's how you knew she was a keeper.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 02:59 AM (QoyXi)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 03:00 AM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2024 02:58 AM (xaFKb)
Indeed. Diablo III release. That's how you knew she was a keeper.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 02:59 AM (QoyXi)
that whooshing sound going past yer head?
yeah, that was teh sarcasm....
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2024 03:01 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 03:01 AM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Miklos, who wishes his name were Ryan at May 19, 2024 02:57 AM (994Xn)
A man with an eye for cleavage and a penchant for nic play.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 02:58 AM (QoyXi)
http://tiny.cc/kpe5yz
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 03:02 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 03:00 AM (S5+ge)
"You may ne'er see your loved ones,"
Travis told them that day
"Those who want to can leave now
Those who fight to the death let 'em stay."
In the sand he drew a line
With his army sabre
Out of a hundred eighty five
Not a soldier crossed the line
With his banners a-dancin'
In the dawn's golden light
Santa Anna came prancing
On a horse that was black as the night.
Sent an officer to tell
Travis to surrender
Travis answered with a shell
And a rousing rebel yell
Santa Anna turned scarlet
"Play deguello!" he roared
"I will show them no quarter
Every one will be put to the sword!"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 03:02 AM (QoyXi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work
I believe this is the first time these words have been used in such order in the entire history of the English Language
Posted by: Miklos, impressed by novelty at May 19, 2024 03:02 AM (994Xn)
Holding back five thousand
Five days, six days, eight days, ten
Travis held and held again
Then he sent for replacements
For his wounded and lame
But the troops that were coming
Never came, never came, never came...
Twice he charged and blew recall
On the fatal third time
Santa Anna breached the wall
And he killed 'em, one and all
Now the bugles are silent
And there's rust on each sword
And the small band of soldiers...
Lie asleep in the arms of the Lord...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 03:03 AM (QoyXi)
Talk about carb loading.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2024 02:50 AM (84PaW)
I still will eat a stuffing sandwich as a leftover at Thanksgiving. If there's leftover cold gravy, so much the better.
Why, no, I don't hate carbs.
Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2024 03:03 AM (emlEe)
He might like Bobby Flays sweet potatoes dish, which Eris put in the Hirde cookbook, and for which I will be eternally grateful.
So easy, and, in the spirit of yesteryears ONTs I'll say it, almost orgasmically good.
I will leave you now, having dirtied up the thread!
Thank you all for a lovely evening, so good to see everyone!
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 03:04 AM (Vvh2V)
Near the town of San Antone
Like a statue on his pinto rides a cowboy all alone
And he sees the cattle grazing where a century before
Santa Anna's guns were blazing and the cannons used to roar
And his eyes turn sorta misty
And his heart begins to glow
And he takes his hat off slowly...
To the men of Alamo.
To the thirteen days of glory
At the siege of Alamo...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 03:04 AM (QoyXi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 03:05 AM (QoyXi)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 03:06 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2024 09:52 PM (RIvkX)
LOL LOL LOL
Posted by: m at May 19, 2024 03:06 AM (hyRRf)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 03:07 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
That's the Spirits!
Posted by: Miklos, who was at the Red Dot Store at May 19, 2024 03:07 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 03:00 AM (S5+ge)
Best modern Rock Line IMO...
Go Fuck yourself, Roxanne...
How did we become so afraid, to be the Man our Fathers Made...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2024 03:08 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Miklos, commenting away to 1000 at May 19, 2024 03:09 AM (994Xn)
The sun that laughs and marches, the swallow and the sea,
Your prayers shall be the murmur of grasses in the wind,
The sing of wildwood thrushes that make God glad again.
And you shall envy no man nor hurt your heart with sighs
For I would keep you simple, that God may make you wise.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 03:09 AM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Miklos, commenting away to 1000 at May 19, 2024 03:09 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Miklos, commenting away to 1000 at May 19, 2024 03:10 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Goatweed at May 19, 2024 03:11 AM (VsTtW)
Posted by: Miklos, commenting away to 1000 at May 19, 2024 03:11 AM (994Xn)
And how can man die better than facing fearful odds,
For the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods,
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
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"Tradition is not the worship of ashes, but the preservation of fire.".
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 03:12 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work
I believe this is the first time these words have been used in such order in the entire history of the English Language
Posted by: Miklos, impressed by novelty at May 19, 2024 03:02 AM (994Xn)
Is THAT what it's called?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - pleased to add a phrase to her collection at May 19, 2024 03:12 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miklos, commenting away to 1000 at May 19, 2024 03:13 AM (994Xn)
And I wish that it were true... but...
Most friends have proven to be Fickel... at best... if not plain destructive.
The Women of my life, with ONE exception, have proven to be facades, of whom they believe themselves to be... (actions, words... ).
So, at this point in life... I will admit... my ability to trust?... almost non existant.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2024 03:14 AM (xaFKb)
Why, Mom? Why couldn't you just make one or two of those things *without* the damned onion?
LOL
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2024 03:16 AM (njWTi)
?
Posted by: Miklos, commenting away to 1000 at May 19, 2024 03:13 AM (994Xn)
Lady Gamecocks. An oxymoron if there ever was one.
Sounds like the whole damn team 'transitioned'.
Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2024 03:16 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Goatweed at May 19, 2024 03:11 AM (VsTtW)
Pot pies need them, but only 1/3 cup.
Never more than 1/3 cup.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 03:17 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Romeo13
I believe this.
Posted by: Miklos, rational like certain Greek Homos (maybe) at May 19, 2024 03:17 AM (994Xn)
in country places,
far from cities
and shifting faces,
we have a birthright
no man can sell,
and a secret joy
no man can tell.
for we are kindred
to lordly things,
the wild duck's flight
and the white owl's wings;
to pike and salmon,
to bull and horse,
the curlew's cry
and the smell of gorse.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 03:17 AM (S5+ge)
swiftness of streams,
magic of frost
have shaped our dreams:
no baser vision
their spirit fills
who walk by right
on the naked hills.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 03:17 AM (S5+ge)
I always liked onion. And I like turnip greens as a kid as well, which surprised a lot of people. Couldn't stand turnips, though, and still can't. But I like the little diced turnips in the greens sometimes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 03:17 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 03:18 AM (QoyXi)
Posted by: Miklos, commenting away to 1000 at May 19, 2024 03:13 AM (994Xn)
Not only does Publius' mama have an autographed basketball from Dawn Staley, she has a mirrored display case for it.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 03:19 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop a
Pierre Salinger needs to eat his peas
(this was a famous incident at the time)
Posted by: Lyndon Baines Miklos-Johnson at May 19, 2024 03:20 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 03:18 AM (QoyXi)
Concur... Peas are one of those conspiracies against rational eating!
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2024 03:21 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 03:21 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 03:21 AM (QoyXi)
Turnips are okay too. Now. That was another thing Mom would try to sneak past us. Guess turnips were cheaper than taters at some point? We all liked taters, never a problem there.
Tomatoes were an on-again, off-again thing for me & my lil sister.
Kids are weird.
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2024 03:21 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 03:18 AM (QoyXi)
Pea soup. Dried peas cooked then pureed. But you gotta start somewhere, and that's the humble pea. Maybe not so humble in Gregor Mendel's opinion, though.
Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2024 03:21 AM (emlEe)
I understand. I am quite cynical, but it is not something I want to pass on. I don't want my cynicism to keep anyone, especially youth, from aspiring to the best.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 03:23 AM (S5+ge)
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2024 03:23 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 03:23 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 03:23 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
I got a basketball Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlhWPVJNAOo
Posted by: Miklos, Cheech, and Chong at May 19, 2024 03:23 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 03:19 AM (w6EFb)
That is one of those.... uh... who? what? why?
I have a trophy from winning a State Championship Paintball tournament, in Hawaii... in 86... that would mean NOTHING to anyone who was not there...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2024 03:24 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 03:25 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 03:26 AM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Romeo13
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Didn't know anyone who was into paintball back then, but DO remember hearing something about the tournament. (Did you spend a night in the brig?)
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2024 03:27 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 03:27 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Jake should be out patrolling against the Thing in the Woods.
Posted by: Miklos does not attempt to instruct cats at May 19, 2024 03:27 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 03:28 AM (S5+ge)
So, at this point in life... I will admit... my ability to trust?... almost non existant.
Posted by: Romeo13
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We run parallel on that except, I think, I chose poorly.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 03:28 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
A married woman now, If I recall. She married her Diablo playing man (Ryan?). Somebody around here dug up that little piece of information.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 19, 2024 03:28 AM (ntk8v)
The valiant never taste of death but once.
Of all the wonders that I yet have heard,
It seems to me most strange that men should fear,
Seeing that death, a necessary end,
Will come when it will come.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 19, 2024 03:28 AM (QoyXi)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 03:29 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 03:23 AM (S5+ge)
I just moved my 33 year old Navy Vet Son back in with me... it is really hard to keep by cynicism in check. The economy sucks... and he could no longer afford rent...
Our own government has (IMO) destroyed much of the American dream, that we were all indoctrinated with....
Kids are hurting.... and they feel they have no chance in our current culture.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2024 03:30 AM (xaFKb)
https://tinyurl.com/2bsmr9z5
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Is that the only such item?
Posted by: Miklos thinks Mama Publius might have more balls than anybody in DC at May 19, 2024 03:30 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 03:30 AM (S5+ge)
Canned peas & diced carrots,
minced yellow onion,
shredded cheddar cheese,
salt, pepper & mayo
It's ok. Haven't made it lately though.
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2024 03:31 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
DOO EET
Posted by: Miklos can count to 1000 without taking your shoes off at May 19, 2024 03:32 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 03:28 AM (lCWOD)
The question becomes, did you choose poorly?
Or.... did she portray herself as someone different than she exhibited?
I've been fooled more than once... BUT... I've decided that if they are fooling me? It ain't my fault...
Its on them
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2024 03:33 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 03:33 AM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Miklos does not attempt to instruct cats at May 19, 2024 03:27 AM (994Xn)
Thunder is also scary.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 03:33 AM (w6EFb)
Dawn Staley was signing I don't know how much stuff. Mama's friend has one too, addressed to her.
And the thing was Dawn Staley just did that on her own, she wasn't asked. Mama's friend's second oldest is a doctor, and he's Dawn Staley's doc, turns out. He'd tell her about his mama and my mama and how they were fans.
She just did that on her own.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 03:33 AM (w6EFb)
Our own government has (IMO) destroyed much of the American dream, that we were all indoctrinated with....
Kids are hurting.... and they feel they have no chance in our current culture.
I agree with these statements, which is why I want them to have heroes to look up to, so that they will have the bravery needed to do the fighting needed.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 03:35 AM (S5+ge)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 03:35 AM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 03:36 AM (w6EFb)
No turnips or egg plant for me. Okra's OK if it's fried.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 03:36 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Nice.
I have a book Mike Krzyzewski autographed for Old Papa.
Posted by: Mikloszyzewski who actually studied Polish at May 19, 2024 03:37 AM (994Xn)
Kids are hurting.... and they feel they have no chance in our current culture.
I agree with these statements, which is why I want them to have heroes to look up to, so that they will have the bravery needed to do the fighting needed.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 03:35 AM (S5+ge)
I just wonder who their heroes will be.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 03:38 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Or between
Posted by: Miklos notes that in Hungaian, "bimbo" means both nipples and Brussels Sprouts at May 19, 2024 03:38 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 03:40 AM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 03:40 AM (w6EFb)
I've had the exquisite pleasure of fresh peas -- shelled right there standing in the garden row -- only once in my life. It was . . . incredible. Nothing like I expected. Such a different vegetable, legume, whatever, fresh-picked and shelled like that.
I had a great uncle, a farmer of silver queen corn (and a large herd of Holstein milk cows), who would get the corn off the stalk and shuck it on the way into the house, then into the boiling pot of water. All within a minute or so.
Because after that, the corn 'went bad'. (Boy, did it taste good, too, with salt, pepper and butter. I joked at lunch on Saturday that I could eat corn on the cob for breakfast, lunch and dinner; he served me corn on the cob for breakfast Sunday, along with the country sausage patties, then laughed as I dug into that ear without so much as a thought because 'I was a man of my word'.) Fresh peas were like that. So incredible straight out of the garden. With nothing else needed. So good.
Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2024 03:40 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 03:42 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Romeo13
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I fault myself for not seeing the cues that were there. I discounted them because of the overall presentation. If it were a business transaction I would have been more critical and read the cues as they were, - tells.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 03:42 AM (lCWOD)
My weather station has registered 0.18" of rain since midnight, and 0.19" for the "event" beginning a little before midnight.
I'm having more fun with this thing than I've had in a while.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 03:43 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Poorly translated menus in Hungary make Amusement.
Posted by: Miklos was fed well for doing a better job at May 19, 2024 03:43 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2024 10:26 PM (NxC5+)
Oh, man. That's so great. And Ace-related!
Posted by: m at May 19, 2024 03:43 AM (hyRRf)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 03:44 AM (w6EFb)
I chose poorly the first time-- hubby 1 was always a bum, I just didn't recognize it. Too young & blind.
Hubby 2 (whom I shall always refer to as "number two") was truly a piece of number two, but disguised it very well. For about a year, that is.... took me a couple more years and about $25K to get away safely.
I suppose this explains why I tend to get defensive when "the boys" start trash-talking wimmens in general, so... Realizing that it's MY problem after all, I will stfu from now on when guys do what they gotta do, LOL.
Anyway, Romeo13, sorry your trust got busted. It happens.
Can't believe I went for hubby 3. 22 years and still going! We struggle, but it's mostly age- and health-related.
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2024 03:44 AM (njWTi)
I'm having more fun with this thing than I've had in a while.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
*pees in it*
*don't tell*
Posted by: Mischievous lil' Miklos at May 19, 2024 03:45 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 03:45 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 03:44 AM (w6EFb)
That's one of the best offers I've had in like forty years.
Thank you. I really can't travel so just let me hate you now.
Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2024 03:46 AM (emlEe)
Ages ago, American children were taught that the forefathers were heroes, with or without the intent to show the flaws as the children were better able to under that heroes aren't perfect.
More recently, American children are taught the flaws to blind children to the accomplishments.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 03:47 AM (S5+ge)
I actually pulled that rain gauge stunt with my father one time as a kid. Didn't pee in it, just poured some water in it. He had gone off all day for something, then came back late that afternoon. It rained a little bit, and I poured enough water in the gauge to make it look like 2".
He looked at that, then looked around. Walked out in the field, and start sort of stomping around. It couldn't have rained that much....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 03:48 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miklos, striving manfully for 1000 at May 19, 2024 03:49 AM (994Xn)
Can't believe I went for hubby 3. 22 years and still going! We struggle, but it's mostly age- and health-related.
Posted by: JQ
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Wisdom.
Glad you found him.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 03:49 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Eromero
Sang lead on a great song by Mike and The Mechanics: The Living Years.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 19, 2024 03:49 AM (ntk8v)
Posted by: Miklos, stop me if you've heard this at May 19, 2024 03:50 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Miklos, can do this you people at May 19, 2024 03:51 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 03:47 AM (S5+ge)
Well, evil white people. Slave-owning, oppressive, colonialist bastards, the lot of them.
What is this 'enlightenment' of which you speak, honkey?
Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2024 03:51 AM (emlEe)
Where the honeysuckle smells so sweet it darn near makes you sick.
I used to think my life was humdrum
But I finally learned a lesson that is bound to stick.
There ain't no use in my pretendin'
'Cause the city sure ain't no place for a guy like me t'end in.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 03:51 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: m at May 19, 2024 03:51 AM (hyRRf)
Posted by: Miklos, now just wait at May 19, 2024 03:52 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Miklos, striving manfully for 1000 at May 19, 2024 03:49 AM (994Xn)
Let's say 'never' and leave it at that.
Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2024 03:52 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 03:53 AM (S5+ge)
Another funny stunt along those lines a couple of my uncles pulled on this guy who bought a new car (this would've been back in the '50s) and bragged about the gas mileage.
He'd drive it a little each day. Not much, just around town. Well, every night, they'd sneak over there and top off the tank with gas.
They did that for about two weeks or so. Then they stopped. He thought something was wrong and the car was now using way too much gas. He took it back to the dealer and demanded they find out what was wrong.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 03:53 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miklos, trying to get this right at May 19, 2024 03:53 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2024 03:54 AM (njWTi)
Less
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 03:54 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 03:54 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 03:54 AM (w6EFb)
Willy's there - 1957. If they knew then what they know now he wouldn't be. Waylon, Kristoferson, Owens - not there. Red Stegal, who 'discovered' Reba McIntyre isn't.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 03:54 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 03:53 AM (S5+ge)
New plants, replants or implants?
Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2024 03:54 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 03:54 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 03:55 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miklos, really trying to get this right at May 19, 2024 03:55 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 03:55 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 03:55 AM (w6EFb)
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The young guys at work, would fill in with *their own* lyrics for that one, LOL!
"Itchy twitchy tw@t"
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2024 03:55 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Miklos, seriously really trying to get this right at May 19, 2024 03:56 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 03:56 AM (S5+ge)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 03:53 AM (S5+ge)
I love that! The garden is a great excuse to not clean, all summer.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 03:56 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miklos, seriously really at May 19, 2024 03:57 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 03:57 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 03:56 AM (S5+ge)
Than I got right sick of it, PDQ.
Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2024 03:58 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 03:58 AM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Thanks. It almost didn't happen, we were both so jaded.
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2024 03:58 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 03:58 AM (S5+ge)
Miklos is able to make it home with a cooler full of frozen cut-off corn.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 03:59 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miklos, just wait at May 19, 2024 03:59 AM (994Xn)
I learned the technical difference between drizzle and light rain.
Drizzle comes from low clouds and consists of droplets less than 0.5 mm in diameter. It rarely shows up on weather radar, since it originates so low to the ground.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 03:59 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 03:59 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 03:59 AM (S5+ge)
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2024 04:00 AM (njWTi)
When they see you out with me
I don't blame them, goodness knows
Honeysuckle rose
When you're passin' by, flowers droop and sigh
And I know the reason why
You're much sweeter, goodness knows
Honeysuckle rose
Don't buy sugar
You just have to touch my cup
You're my sugar
It's sweet when you stir it up
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 04:00 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2024 04:00 AM (emlEe)
Seems the honey fairly drips
You're confection, goodness knows
Honeysuckle rose
Don't buy sugar
You just have to touch my cup
'Cause you're my sugar
It's sweet when you stir it up
And honey drips from your lips
Seems the honey fairly drips
You're confection, goodness knows
Honeysuckle rose
So don't buy sugar
'Cause you're my sugar
And you're confection, goodness knows
Honeysuckle rose
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 04:00 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 04:00 AM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 04:00 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2024 04:00 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Sweetest sweet corn I have ever had.
All gone
Posted by: Miklos, without a lousy quarter acre of sweet corn at May 19, 2024 04:00 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 04:01 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2024 04:01 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Miklos, in best Bluto Blutarsky voice at May 19, 2024 04:01 AM (994Xn)
Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2024 04:02 AM (emlEe)
I'll be starting the migration to the new server shortly.
The blog will stay up, but comments posted while I'm doing the migration - expected to take about an hour - will get stuck in limbo until I have a chance to manually pull them out of the old server and post them back into the new server.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 19, 2024 04:02 AM (BLOW1)
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Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2024 04:02 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 04:02 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 04:02 AM (S5+ge)
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2024 04:02 AM (njWTi)
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Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 04:03 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2024 04:03 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 04:03 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miklos, in best Buckwheat voice at May 19, 2024 04:03 AM (994Xn)
Just
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 04:03 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2024 04:03 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2024 04:03 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2024 04:03 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 04:03 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 04:03 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 04:03 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 19, 2024 04:02 AM (S5+ge)
Me?
Posted by: Love you long time at May 19, 2024 04:03 AM (0eaVi)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 04:04 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2024 04:04 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 04:04 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2024 04:04 AM (njWTi)
to
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 04:04 AM (w6EFb)
get
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 04:04 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miklos, avva bee mate at May 19, 2024 04:04 AM (994Xn)
to
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 04:04 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2024 04:04 AM (njWTi)
1000!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 04:04 AM (w6EFb)
Of Annabelles and Lillians
Would be
To capture me!
But you had such persistence
You wore down my resistance
I fell
And it was swell
You're my big and brave and handsome Romeo
How I won you, I shall never, never know
It's not that you're attractive
But, oh, my heart grew active
When you came into view
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 04:04 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 19, 2024 04:04 AM (0eaVi)
mbardo?Posted by: RickZ at May 19, 2024 04:04 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 19, 2024 04:05 AM (BLOW1)
Posted by: Miklos, living in America at May 19, 2024 04:05 AM (994Xn)
We did it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2024 04:05 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2024 04:05 AM (njWTi)
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Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 04:05 AM (w6EFb)
All the day and night-time, hear me sigh
I never had the least notion
That I could fall with so much emotion
Could you coo?
Could you care
For a cunning cottage we could share?
The world will pardon my mush
'Cause I've got a crush, my baby, on you
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 04:05 AM (lCWOD)
I wanted to write a little comment to support you.
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