aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Saturday Overnight Open Thread (5/4/24)
The mother-in-law comes home and finds her son-in-law furious and packing his suitcase. "What happened?" "What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife saying that I was coming home from my trip today. I got home and guess what I found? My wife, yes my Rachel, with a naked guy in our marital bed! This is the end of our marriage, I will leave forever!" "Calm down!" says mother-in-law. "There is something odd about this story. Rachel would never do such a thing! Wait a minute while I check what happened." Moments later, mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "You see, I said there must be a simple explanation. Rachel didn't receive your Email." (H/T Isophorone Blog)
She wished for a memorable wedding. Be careful for what you wish for.
WEDDING HELLS Watch moment at least 100 wedding guests are struck down by mystery illness that left them vomiting after 4-course meal
One of the menu items reportedly had an aftertaste of a chemical THIS is the shocking moment wedding guests were struck down by a mystery illness after being served a 4-course meal. Around 100 people experienced "aggravated symptoms" at the nuptials in Cuernavaca, Mexico.
Cops: Handcuffed Man, 73, Hit Officer With "Forcibly" Thrown Cheeseburger A handcuffed 73-year-old man somehow was able to “forcibly” throw a cheeseburger at a cop, leading to the suspect’s arrest on a felony battery charge, records show. Police responded Wednesday night to a Wawa convenience store in Fort Pierce, Florida “in reference to a subject being present who was previously trespassed.”
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Notice: Posted with unenthusiastic permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. Probably a withdrawal symptom of MSG.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: lin-duh at May 04, 2024 09:59 PM (PZo5T)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 04, 2024 09:59 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Pete Seria at May 04, 2024 10:00 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Muchas buchas at May 04, 2024 10:00 PM (lJw9y)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 04, 2024 10:01 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: TRex at May 04, 2024 10:01 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Live from Missoula at May 04, 2024 10:01 PM (gPzkP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2024 10:01 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2024 10:02 PM (FkUwd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2024 10:02 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 04, 2024 10:02 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: browndog is a reluctant Bruins fan at May 04, 2024 10:02 PM (TTAGa)
Don't drink a lot of wine or eat a lot of chips. But by all means, carry on. *grimaces*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 10:03 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: JT at May 04, 2024 10:03 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2024 10:03 PM (FkUwd)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 04, 2024 10:03 PM (hOUT3)
Uh, except, well, anyway. As the clown in chief might mumble.
Posted by: mindful webworker - I mean it! at May 04, 2024 10:04 PM (qXRfQ)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 04, 2024 10:04 PM (Js20g)
Wasn't me.
Posted by: Gus Fring at May 04, 2024 10:04 PM (SYTee)
Those damn things cut my mouth to shreds.
Hated them, give me a bag of Lays …
Posted by: browndog is a reluctant Bruins fan at May 04, 2024 10:04 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2024 10:04 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 04, 2024 10:04 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2024 10:05 PM (NxC5+)
Game 7s are always fun. Not so much if you're in the arena and can't have bathrooms at one's seat.
Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2024 10:05 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 04, 2024 10:06 PM (TIbVQ)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 04, 2024 10:04 PM (vJiyU)
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The nerds on the Pixy thread want a word...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 10:07 PM (RIvkX)
I think I spot the problem.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 04, 2024 10:07 PM (+J/Au)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2024 10:07 PM (qG4SX)
Wait a minute. Wrong people.
Posted by: Montezuma at May 04, 2024 10:07 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2024 10:03 PM (FkUwd)
I’ll be tuning in to watch Liverpool play the Spurs tomorrow
I’m a little disappointed in how the Reds are finishing the run in
Posted by: browndog is a reluctant Bruins fan at May 04, 2024 10:07 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 04, 2024 10:04 PM (vJiyU)
"Yeah," he mumbled from that corner near the open bar.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Live from Missoula at May 04, 2024 10:07 PM (gPzkP)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 04, 2024 10:06 PM (TIbVQ)
Out the saddle? Saddles are gay now? Cripes, will this shit ever stop?
Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2024 10:07 PM (emlEe)
I'll bet. Just take a loss, write the check, and change the company name so no one ever speaks of it again.
Posted by: TRex at May 04, 2024 10:08 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2024 10:04 PM (8zz6B)
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Or started foaming at the mouth.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 10:08 PM (RIvkX)
Turns back to CBC; adjusts sound level to 0.
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 10:08 PM (UfUdn)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 04, 2024 09:59 PM (
Nacho chips go well with tonic
Posted
These nacho chips. These Mine!
Those your chips.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 04, 2024 10:08 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Flounder at May 04, 2024 10:08 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2024 10:09 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 10:08 PM (UfUdn)
It’s so unfortunate …
Bring back Grapes !!!
Posted by: browndog is a reluctant Bruins fan at May 04, 2024 10:09 PM (TTAGa)
Nice ONT, Mis Hum.
Chips with wine? OK, I'll give it a try!
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 04, 2024 10:09 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2024 10:07 PM (emlEe)
One thing that never seems to stop are my typos. "Out" should be "put."
My copy editor is in big trouble.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 04, 2024 10:09 PM (TIbVQ)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 04, 2024 10:10 PM (vJiyU)
I’m a little disappointed in how the Reds are finishing the run in
Posted by: browndog is a reluctant Bruins fan at May 04, 2024 10:07 PM (TTAGa)
What the hell was that blowup between Klopp and Salah about?
Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2024 10:10 PM (emlEe)
set a timer for 18 minutes, mute TV, and hang out here for a bit
Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2024 10:10 PM (/7KEl)
Is that mean?
Posted by: GWB at May 04, 2024 10:11 PM (1zxQh)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 04, 2024 10:11 PM (Js20g)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 04, 2024 10:11 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2024 10:10 PM (emlEe)
Salah was pissed that he was being brought on with 17 minutes left in the match.
He thought he should have started the game …
Posted by: browndog is a reluctant Bruins fan at May 04, 2024 10:12 PM (TTAGa)
----
Stadium Pal...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ty8aHsV7gs
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 10:12 PM (UfUdn)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Tell me about it. We got joey b. at our table.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 04, 2024 10:12 PM (vJiyU)
I’m a little disappointed in how the Reds are finishing the run in
Posted by: browndog is a reluctant Bruins fan at May 04, 2024 10:07 PM
***
Agreed. Glimpses of strength but just not consistently strong enough. A good year, but just short of hardware. YNWA.
Posted by: TRex at May 04, 2024 10:12 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: weft Carnac at May 04, 2024 10:13 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: pookysgirl, marching band mom at May 04, 2024 10:13 PM (/38Ai)
----
Stadium Pal...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ty8aHsV7gs
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 10:12 PM (UfUdn)
Astronaut Diapers …
Posted by: browndog is a reluctant Bruins fan at May 04, 2024 10:13 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: mindful webworker - rockin' at May 04, 2024 10:13 PM (qXRfQ)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 04, 2024 10:13 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Miklos orders a Round for the ONT house at May 04, 2024 10:14 PM (g3rvw)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 04, 2024 10:14 PM (TIbVQ)
Posted by: Pete Seria at May 04, 2024 10:14 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 04, 2024 10:11 PM (g0Y4p)
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*slides over half-empty bottle of Boones Farm Strawberry Hill*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2024 10:15 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: huerfano at May 04, 2024 10:15 PM (VGOMa)
Posted by: From about that Time at May 04, 2024 10:15 PM (4780s)
Posted by: pookysgirl, marching band mom at May 04, 2024 10:13 PM (/38Ai)
====
This one time at band camp...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 10:15 PM (RIvkX)
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I watched the Frasier tonight when three of her brothers visit [in the series finale] and they sing a polite version of...
We hate Nottingham Forest,
We hate Everton too – they’re s**t!
We hate Man United,
But Liverpool we love you
All together now! (repeat)
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 10:15 PM (UfUdn)
Posted by: TRex at May 04, 2024 10:12 PM (IQ6Gq)
Up the Reds …
Posted by: browndog says Stevie G was the better of Scholes or Lampard at May 04, 2024 10:15 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2024 10:15 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Pete Seria at May 04, 2024 10:14 PM (7ZQe3)
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I was thinking chicharrones.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2024 10:16 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 10:16 PM (UfUdn)
Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2024 10:17 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 10:17 PM (RIvkX)
Thank you for the ONT. Last picture is a cautionary tale.
Good luck with your surgery Monday. May your most caring, sexy, and thoughtful nurse be your Fabulous.
We already know PT will be what separates the winers from the winners.
May a young, fit, busty, nurse with blonde hair in a pony-tail not say to you "You remind me of my Dad."
Been there, done that.
I know from experience that the line, when repeated to friends, gets you laughed at.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 04, 2024 10:17 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Dr. T
On average, every monthly cable bill includes $7 for ESPN/Disney.
And a dollar or so for CNN, MSNBC et alia.
Posted by: Miklos so notes at May 04, 2024 10:17 PM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2024 10:15 PM (bo7UB)
That's just uncalled for. Plenty of port in the world, and some good regional sweet or semi-sweet wines.
Also, why do Boone's Farm when you can have Woodbridge?
Posted by: Dr. T at May 04, 2024 10:18 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2024 10:15 PM (bo7UB)
*adds shot of Mogen David*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2024 10:18 PM (di6C2)
We hate Everton too – they’re s**t!
We hate Man United,
But Liverpool we love you
All together now! (repeat)
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 10:15 PM (UfUdn)
Speaking of the Toffees, they could be in serious financial trouble.
Premier League wouldn’t be the same without them.
Posted by: browndog says Stevie G was the better of Scholes or Lampard at May 04, 2024 10:18 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2024 10:19 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: polynikes at May 04, 2024 10:19 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Pee Wee Miklos at May 04, 2024 10:19 PM (g3rvw)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 04, 2024 10:19 PM (TIbVQ)
Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2024 10:15 PM (/7KEl)
For good reason, they gave no bite in their game tonight, nor last game …
Posted by: browndog says Stevie G was the better of Scholes or Lampard at May 04, 2024 10:19 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: pookysgirl
Just the punch line:
Little Johnny is the only one in step.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2024 10:20 PM (ywZXi)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 04, 2024 10:20 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Mr. Miklos Haney at May 04, 2024 10:20 PM (g3rvw)
Not sure about the mystery click; but, an hour and 33 min of SRV... yeah, I'll take it.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2024 10:21 PM (ywZXi)
Posted by: Miklos so notes
Take away their place in the "basic" cable package and they turn of the lights within 2 months.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 04, 2024 10:21 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Miklos orders a Round for the ONT house at May 04, 2024 10:14 PM (g3rvw)
Where's the sun ?
Posted by: JT at May 04, 2024 10:21 PM (T4tVD)
Great Saturday Night joke too. Wonderful music behind the graphic. Now I know what to drink with my Cab.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 04, 2024 10:21 PM (U3L4U)
Posted by: polynikes at May 04, 2024 10:21 PM (MNhXM)
Ah the ONT, the cool kids table of the AoS....
Posted by: Some Rat at May 04, 2024 10:04 PM (vJiyU)
________
*tips Some Rat's lunch tray on the floor*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2024 10:22 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2024 10:23 PM (R0XxO)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 04, 2024 10:23 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 10:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2024 10:24 PM (di6C2)
That was one of the strangest side-stories in Bullet Train
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2024 10:24 PM (D7oie)
Rochester needs to win tonight or they, like the Sabres, are playing🏌️♂️
Posted by: browndog says Stevie G was the better of Scholes or Lampard at May 04, 2024 10:24 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2024 10:15 PM (bo7UB)
*adds shot of Mogen David*
Posted by: Aetius451AD
*makes sillabub*
Posted by: It's a Carolina thing at May 04, 2024 10:24 PM (g3rvw)
Posted by: jim
In Mexico?
I hope not!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2024 10:24 PM (ywZXi)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2024 10:25 PM (R0XxO)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 04, 2024 10:25 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: weft Carnac at May 04, 2024 10:25 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: polynikes
Always thought of the Boone Farm catalogue as being a high school girls libation, so, wouldn't slim jims be right out?
Posted by: Some Rat at May 04, 2024 10:25 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2024 10:23 PM (R0XxO)
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Correct. A good one is piquant, with top notes of bologna and rutabaga, and a finish like quality gun oil.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2024 10:25 PM (bo7UB)
Is that mean?
Posted by: GWB at May 04, 2024 10:11 PM (1zxQh)
Just wondering what the hell it is. Doesn't look like hagfish...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 10:26 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: George at May 04, 2024 10:26 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Miklos never liked the Jocks at May 04, 2024 10:27 PM (g3rvw)
That was one of the strangest side-stories in Bullet Train
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2024 10:24 PM (D7oie)
I don't speak Jive. Anybody here speak Nahuatl Jive?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 10:27 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2024 10:27 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 04, 2024 10:25 PM (vJiyU)
Practice.
Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2024 10:27 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Hmm, what Assyrtiko do you prefer?
Posted by: weft Carnac at May 04, 2024 10:25 PM (IG4Id)
Hot Sake.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 10:27 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 10:28 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Miklos, who will put the plants outside tomorrow at May 04, 2024 10:28 PM (g3rvw)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 04, 2024 10:06 PM (TIbVQ)
Out the saddle? Saddles are gay now? Cripes, will this shit ever stop?
Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2024 10:07 PM (emlEe)
Reverse Gay Cowgirl?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 10:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim
My boy is getting married next weekend. His fiancé is of Indian (dot) heritage. Her sisters and aunties are cooking for us.
I am in serious trouble.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2024 10:29 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Rat looks down and wishes he wasn't 5'7 and 135 lbs in high school.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 04, 2024 10:29 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)?
I wouldn't call that dry. Unless... It's ASAHI DURARIII~!!!
Posted by: weft Carnac at May 04, 2024 10:29 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2024 10:29 PM (FkUwd)
Do they even still make those?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Dunno. But the smell of one might very well make me sick.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2024 10:29 PM (R0XxO)
Posted by: polynikes
Always thought of the Boone Farm catalogue as being a high school girls libation, so, wouldn't slim jims be right out?
Posted by: Some Rat at May 04, 2024 10:25 PM (vJiyU)
when in HS you provide alcohol that the girls would drink. I forgot that that combo also best if you're in a hot tub when consuming.
Posted by: polynikes at May 04, 2024 10:30 PM (MNhXM)
Just saw a ewetub title with 'Kelly Clarkson covers Tiffany's 'I think we're alone now!'
Um. What?
https://tinyurl.com/yc6ptept
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2024 10:30 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2024 10:29 PM (R0XxO)
Bad memories?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2024 10:30 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: jim
My boy is getting married next weekend. His fiancé is of Indian (dot) heritage. Her sisters and aunties are cooking for us.
I am in serious trouble.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2024 10:29 PM (WXNFJ)
if it's in India, then don't drink the water...
If it's in Mexico, don't drink the water...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 10:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I have to wonder at the amount of bribes the McSorley's people have paid to stay in business in NY so long.
Posted by: Miklos, noting that Mencken was a customer at May 04, 2024 10:30 PM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at May 04, 2024 10:31 PM (up/to)
Posted by: jim
My boy is getting married next weekend. His fiancé is of Indian (dot) heritage. Her sisters and aunties are cooking for us.
I am in serious trouble.
Posted by: Tonypete
You're going to smell like curry for the rest of the month.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2024 10:31 PM (R0XxO)
Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2024 10:07 PM (emlEe)
Reverse Gay Cowgirl?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Brokeback Mountain missed an opportunity.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 04, 2024 10:31 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2024 10:31 PM (lCWOD)
[ . . . ]
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 04, 2024 10:09 PM (TSQkU)
Sadly it most likely was under the "You really are trying to piss me off today, aren't you" statutes.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2024 10:31 PM (D7oie)
If it's in Mexico, don't drink the water...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 10:30 PM (ynpvh)
If it's in Dearborn, don't drink the water...
Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2024 10:31 PM (emlEe)
I am in serious trouble.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2024 10:29 PM (WXNFJ)
if it's in India, then don't drink the water...
If it's in Mexico, don't drink the water...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Lutheran Curry Hot Dish
Posted by: Miklos, former caterer at May 04, 2024 10:31 PM (g3rvw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2024 10:32 PM (R0XxO)
I am in serious trouble.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2024 10:29 PM (WXNFJ)
You ain't shittin' !
Posted by: JT at May 04, 2024 10:32 PM (T4tVD)
Got to questions about emergency arrangements, and he asked,"So, no DNR?"
I said "No, no DNR. In fact, I have a proviso they should murder a hobo and harvest his organs if that's what it takes to keep me alive."
He had the heartiest belly-laugh I'd heard in a long, long time.
I don't remember from which Moron I stole that joke several moons back, but I'd been waiting for a good chance to use it and found a good one. Glad the guy had a Moron-worthy sense of humor!
Posted by: mindful webworker - always steal from the best at May 04, 2024 10:33 PM (qXRfQ)
Slowly coming back here through the insanity.
This week, we ventured out of my small town to a larger city to a Korean store and an asian supermarket. Bought 'Flaming Bulgogi' chips, 'Turtle Chips Churros, which have a chocolate taste and onion ring chips. I was looking for the shrimp flavoured but no luck.
Back to Doctor Who. I just came downstairs to read the entire synopsis with notes and links to stuff I'd be missing otherwise. Nothing says entertainment like research...
Posted by: Stateless at May 04, 2024 10:33 PM (jvJvP)
Just saw a ewetub title with 'Kelly Clarkson covers Tiffany's 'I think we're alone now!'
Um. What?
https://tinyurl.com/yc6ptept
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2024 10:30 PM (di6C2)
What about The Shondell's version?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 10:33 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard
It says "March", the year is blurred.
Probably fine.
Posted by: Miklos, unworried at May 04, 2024 10:33 PM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Wine Snob at May 04, 2024 10:33 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Miklos, noting that Mencken was a customer at May 04, 2024 10:30 PM (g3rvw)
===
The same guy who brought us beers in 80s is still there.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 10:33 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2024 10:34 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 10:34 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 10:34 PM (UfUdn)
I saw that! I haz the sadz though.
Having a zebra make monkeys out of the animal control people for a week was hilarious.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at May 04, 2024 10:34 PM (up/to)
Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2024 10:34 PM (/7KEl)
Made for some interesting card games.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 04, 2024 10:35 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: browndog says Stevie G was the better of Scholes or Lampard at May 04, 2024 10:35 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2024 10:35 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: nurse ratched
When?! How?
Posted by: Some Rat at May 04, 2024 10:35 PM (vJiyU)
Um. What?
Nuh Uh
Lene Lovitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHAfUsolPS4
Posted by: 80s kid Miklos at May 04, 2024 10:35 PM (g3rvw)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 10:33 PM (ynpvh)
... That was the Shondell's version?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2024 10:35 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2024 10:34 PM (/7KEl)
The Aztec basketball ended with the same score. Except the losing team really lost.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 10:36 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 10:36 PM (UfUdn)
Posted by: Wine Snob at May 04, 2024 10:33 PM (V5BDR)
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I would go with lead paint.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2024 10:36 PM (bo7UB)
First case of the bed-spins.
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 10:34 PM (UfUdn)
As a first bad drunk, that shit will do it to you -- for life. Can't stand the smell of it to this day after that high school graduation night all those . . . few years ago.
Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2024 10:36 PM (emlEe)
Rain expected tomorrow so I got the estate mowed. I felt bad that I was mowing a lot of flowering clover because the bees are attracted to it. But we have a lot of other flowering plants in the garden.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2024 10:36 PM (MoZTd)
First case of the bed-spins.
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 10:34 PM (UfUdn)
Southern Comfort and Dr Pepper. One of the handful of times in my life I have had an actual hangover.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2024 10:36 PM (di6C2)
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Southern Comfort.
First case of the bed-spins.
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 10:34 PM (UfUdn)
Bottle of Brandy. Worshipped at the porcelain god the next morn, still don't know how much money I gave the pizza guy.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 10:36 PM (ynpvh)
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Two EEs for the feminine. His fiancée ...
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 10:36 PM (UfUdn)
*arches an eyebrow*
Posted by: Pete Buttigege at May 04, 2024 10:37 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: nurse ratched
When?! How?
Posted by: Some Rat at May 04, 2024 10:35 PM (vJiyU)
They painted it brown
Posted by: JT at May 04, 2024 10:37 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Wine Snob at May 04, 2024 10:33 PM (V5BDR)
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I would go with lead paint.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2024 10:36 PM (bo7UB)
Is there something quicker, like cyanide chips?
Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2024 10:37 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 10:37 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2024 10:34 PM (/7KEl)
Unless both sides are losers...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 10:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 10:37 PM (RIvkX)
Hmmm, horrible?
The sour might cut a bit of the sweetness.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2024 10:39 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 10:33 PM (ynpvh)
... That was the Shondell's version?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2024 10:35 PM (di6C2)
Why I then posted (NVM)...nevermind...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 10:39 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2024 10:39 PM (R0XxO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2024 10:39 PM (di6C2)
Made for some interesting card games.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
FUN FACT
Sticks McGee's "Drinking wine Spodee-odee" from 1949 has the line "a bottle of wine, he hit that cat for a dollar and a dime"
I saw Night Trian for sale in Kenner, LA in 1983 for $1.10
Posted by: Miklos saw INFLATION FIGHTERS IN ACTION at May 04, 2024 10:39 PM (g3rvw)
I am in serious trouble.
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Naan bread piece in your mouth if the particular dish is too spicy; and alot of rice to fight the runs.
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 10:39 PM (UfUdn)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 10:39 PM (ynpvh)
Heh.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2024 10:39 PM (di6C2)
James Mason would agree with me.
https://tinyurl.com/47dr83m4
Posted by: Paco at May 04, 2024 10:40 PM (njExo)
Posted by: andycanuck
I wouldn't say double EEs but DDs at least.
He's a smart kid.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2024 10:40 PM (WXNFJ)
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Two EEs for the feminine. His fiancée ...
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 10:36 PM (UfUdn)
She gets two Electrical Engineers? I thought it was two girls for every boy, not the other way around...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 10:40 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: zombie foster hewitt at May 04, 2024 10:40 PM (UfUdn)
Do they even still make those?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at
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Dunno but Ed and Frank thank you for your support.
Evening all. Thanks for the ONT, MisHum.
Posted by: scampydog at May 04, 2024 10:40 PM (5UgbP)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2024 10:40 PM (R0XxO)
Posted by: browndog says Stevie G was the better of Scholes or Lampard at May 04, 2024 10:41 PM (TTAGa)
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The aging process accounts for most of the cost. Polyethylene barrels don't come cheap.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2024 10:41 PM (bo7UB)
First case of the bed-spins.
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 10:34 PM (UfUdn)
Bottle of Brandy. Worshipped at the porcelain god the next morn, still don't know how much money I gave the pizza guy.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Slo Gin....got caught by my dad heaving in the front yard. Got me up the next day and me mow and mow and mow. Lord I was sick...
Posted by: Some Rat at May 04, 2024 10:41 PM (vJiyU)
No dog in the fight. I have the TV on at work. I'm barely paying attention to it. Happen to look up as they scored.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 04, 2024 10:41 PM (+J/Au)
Posted by: jim
*raises still beating hearts of the defeated*
Posted by: Miklos knows the Aztec wey at May 04, 2024 10:41 PM (g3rvw)
Posted by: zombie foster hewitt at May 04, 2024 10:42 PM (UfUdn)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2024 10:42 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: browndog says Stevie G was the better of Scholes or Lampard at May 04, 2024 10:42 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 10:42 PM (UfUdn)
Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2024 10:42 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2024 10:42 PM (R0XxO)
https://tinyurl.com/bdf4erbn
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Probably just want to get a jump on being the first to surrender.
But seriously, that's some really Biden-level stupid.
Pity the French troops thrown into that mess.
Posted by: mindful webworker - bingo! at May 04, 2024 10:43 PM (qXRfQ)
Posted by: browndog says Stevie G was the better of Scholes or Lampard at May 04, 2024 10:43 PM (TTAGa)
And....it's tied. 1-1.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 04, 2024 10:43 PM (+J/Au)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2024 10:43 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Cicero KABOOM! Kid. Woke up with 4 before at May 04, 2024 10:43 PM (hirWM)
Posted by: Wine Snob at May 04, 2024 10:33 PM (V5BDR)
Funions
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2024 10:43 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2024 10:43 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2024 10:43 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: browndog says Stevie G was the better of Scholes or Lampard at May 04, 2024 10:44 PM (TTAGa)
I saw that! I haz the sadz though.
Having a zebra make monkeys out of the animal control people for a week was hilarious.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty
How many of the animal control folks are eating bananas and bugs, and flinging poo? Did the number go up as a result of the zebra?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 04, 2024 10:44 PM (VNX3d)
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Did you look up again??
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 10:44 PM (UfUdn)
Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2024 10:45 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 04, 2024 10:45 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Cicero KABOOM! Kid. Woke up with 4 before at May 04, 2024 10:45 PM (hirWM)
https://tinyurl.com/47dr83m4
Posted by: Paco
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Mad Dog 20/20....Thunderbird...
Posted by: Confused Liver at May 04, 2024 10:45 PM (5UgbP)
https://tinyurl.com/bdf4erbn
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Probably just want to get a jump on being the first to surrender.
But seriously, that's some really Biden-level stupid.
Pity the French troops thrown into that mess.
Posted by: mindful webworker - bingo!
Since the French escalated it, we can stay out, right?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 04, 2024 10:46 PM (VNX3d)
In the southern hemisphere your bed spins are counter clockwise.
So... if you're near the equator and get wasted, just go south and eventually it'll unwind.
*Shit someone said somewhere south of the equator.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 04, 2024 10:46 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: mindful webworker - bingo! at May 04, 2024 10:43 PM (qXRfQ)
Not French troops. It's the Foreign Legion.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2024 10:46 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen at May 04, 2024 10:47 PM (g3rvw)
What the actual fuck is going on here?
They do realize, by the arguments liberals have made for the past 60 years now, we would be perfectly justified in *types* *deletes*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2024 10:47 PM (di6C2)
https://youtu.be/PHdU5sHigYQ?si=OA0ireLeKoPKJoMc
Posted by: tankdemon at May 04, 2024 10:47 PM (TIbVQ)
Posted by: Confused Liver at May 04, 2024 10:45 PM (5UgbP)
Those who don’t know history are doomed to repeat it
🤮
Posted by: browndog says Stevie G was the better of Scholes or Lampard at May 04, 2024 10:47 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2024 10:47 PM (R0XxO)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 04, 2024 10:41 PM (vJiyU)
===
The Peppermint Schnapps Incident
It ended with me being driven home in shame berated in Croatian the whole time.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 10:47 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: PabloD at May 04, 2024 10:48 PM (lWpUQ)
which is scary in itself
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2024 10:48 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2024 10:48 PM (/7KEl)
What the actual fuck is going on here?
They do realize, by the arguments liberals have made for the past 60 years now, we would be perfectly justified in *types* *deletes*
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Punch a Nazi time. Those are the rules I've been told.
Posted by: scampydog at May 04, 2024 10:48 PM (5UgbP)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2024 10:49 PM (5S+sK)
What the actual fuck is going on here?
They do realize, by the arguments liberals have made for the past 60 years now, we would be perfectly justified in *types* *deletes*
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Is that at Madison? I never thought the wisest went to Madison - at least not for an education. For drinking and partying, yes.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 04, 2024 10:49 PM (VNX3d)
https://youtu.be/PHdU5sHigYQ?si=OA0ireLeKoPKJoMc
Posted by: tankdemon at May 04, 2024 10:47 PM (TIbVQ)
And here I was expecting something Star Wars related.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 10:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Epigrammatic Miklos at May 04, 2024 10:50 PM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Pete Seria at May 04, 2024 10:50 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2024 10:50 PM (LkLld)
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He looks like the kind of guy who would forcibly throw a cheeseburger at you.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 04, 2024 10:50 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 10:50 PM (UfUdn)
What the actual fuck is going on here?
They do realize, by the arguments liberals have made for the past 60 years now, we would be perfectly justified in *types* *deletes*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2024 10:47 PM (di6C2)
I hate
Posted by: Joliet Jake Blues at May 04, 2024 10:51 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: PabloD
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Introduction to Long Island Iced Tea. Vancouver, BC, 1988. Flipped off a Mountie. He was not impressed.
Posted by: scampydog at May 04, 2024 10:51 PM (5UgbP)
>Did you know ... that Susanna Hoffs (pictured) sang on the studio recording of "Eternal Flame" naked after producer Davitt Sigerson pranked her by saying that Olivia Newton-John had done the same thing?
😏
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 04, 2024 10:51 PM (MYL3b)
only time the room went spinning on me.
Posted by: polynikes at May 04, 2024 10:51 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Farmer at May 04, 2024 10:52 PM (55Qr6)
which is scary in itself
Posted by: Kindltot
There was an East German chick....
Posted by: Miklos recalls the liner notes-"you'll like her, OR ELSE" at May 04, 2024 10:52 PM (g3rvw)
😏
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen
TAKE MY MONEY
Posted by: PPV Miklos at May 04, 2024 10:53 PM (g3rvw)
Posted by: PabloD
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Introduction to Long Island Iced Tea. Vancouver, BC, 1988. Flipped off a Mountie. He was not impressed.
Posted by: scampydog at May 04, 2024 10:51 PM (5UgbP)
Hah!
Wife told me a story about before we met up again. She didn't know that the Long Island Iced Tea was boozy. So she's out with her BF at the time, and was impressed with how good they were. Lo and behold, she drinks too much. Now some people are happy drunks, others are angry drunks...she was, according to her own words, a "Bitchy drunk". LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 10:53 PM (ynpvh)
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Yes.
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn)
I know, I’m an optimistic cynic, or a cynical optimist. Take your pick.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 04, 2024 10:54 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2024 10:50 PM (LkLld)
Playoff hockey.
What is better than playoff hockey? Game 7s.
What is better than game 7s?
OT.
etc.etc.etc.
That '94 semi-final Game 7 against the Devils in double OT still gets me, and I was there. One for the ages.
Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2024 10:54 PM (emlEe)
😏
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 04, 2024 10:51 PM (MYL3b)
At that time of her life, I don’t think you really had to do more than ask her …
Posted by: browndog says Stevie G was the better of Scholes or Lampard at May 04, 2024 10:54 PM (TTAGa)
168 Personally, I think Fritos go best with a bottle of Thunderbird.
James Mason would agree with me.
https://tinyurl.com/47dr83m4
Posted by: Paco at May 04, 2024 10:40 PM (njExo)
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Holy cow, that's wilder than Orson Welles for Gallo!
Now I want to see an AI of John Gielgud pitching Night Train. No, Colt 45 Malt Likker!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2024 10:54 PM (FkUwd)
It was my only hope.
Still can't touch the stuff.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2024 10:54 PM (WXNFJ)
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Remember, they're not anti-Jewish, just anti-Zionists.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 04, 2024 10:55 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: nurse ratched
*offers a Mickey's Big Mouth and pork rinds*
Posted by: Totally keto Miklos at May 04, 2024 10:55 PM (g3rvw)
Posted by: polynikes at May 04, 2024 10:56 PM (MNhXM)
only time the room went spinning on me.
Posted by: polynikes
Peach Schnapps and orange juice(Fuzzy Navel) is quite tasty.
Posted by: Tuna at May 04, 2024 10:56 PM (oaGWv)
>Did you know ... that Susanna Hoffs (pictured) sang on the studio recording of "Eternal Flame" naked after producer Davitt Sigerson pranked her by saying that Olivia Newton-John had done the same thing?
😏
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 04, 2024 10:51 PM (MYL3b)
http://tiny.cc/8sqxxz
"...Hoffs embraced the experience fully, going so far as to record the entire album, 1988's Everything, in the buff."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 10:56 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 10:56 PM (RIvkX)
Something something lamentations of their women.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Shades of the last thread!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2024 10:57 PM (ywZXi)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 04, 2024 10:57 PM (QXQ4l)
Probably fine.
Posted by: Miklos, unworried
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Didn't make my tongue tingle, unless I go into heaves tonight I'm OK.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2024 10:57 PM (lCWOD)
I really don’t care who at the moment
With less than four minutes left in regulation time
🐻1 - 🍁1
Posted by: browndog says Stevie G was the better of Scholes or Lampard at May 04, 2024 10:57 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Tuna at May 04, 2024 10:58 PM (oaGWv)
The throwing up afterwards would last about two hours tho'.
Piss poor waste of good crabs, corn and potato salad.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 04, 2024 10:58 PM (Q4IgG)
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Remember, they're not anti-Jewish, just anti-Zionists.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 04, 2024 10:55 PM (L/fGl)
just yell back "Hitler committed suicide"
Posted by: polynikes at May 04, 2024 10:59 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2024 10:57 PM (ywZXi)
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Finally someone appreciates my work.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 10:59 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2024 10:59 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: scampydog at May 04, 2024 10:59 PM (5UgbP)
The throwing up afterwards would last about two hours tho'.
Piss poor waste of good crabs, corn and potato salad.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Moderation in all things.
Posted by: Ancient non-homo Greek Philosopher Mikloscrates at May 04, 2024 11:01 PM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2024 11:01 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2024 11:02 PM (V+Elf)
Posted by: Rum Dum at May 04, 2024 11:02 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2024 11:02 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Tonypete
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We are all trying to forget.
Posted by: scampydog at May 04, 2024 11:03 PM (5UgbP)
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Speaking of Bimbo singers . . .
Britney Spears Spotted as Police & Paramedics Respond to Alleged Incident at Hotel
https://shorturl.at/oqO07
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She looks nucking futs in the picture. I'd say that conservatorship was lifted a might early early and maybe, just maybe, her dad wasn't the ogre he was portrayed to be.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 04, 2024 11:03 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 04, 2024 11:03 PM (+J/Au)
Posted by: browndog says Stevie G was the better of Scholes or Lampard at May 04, 2024 11:04 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: pookysgirl, marching band mom at May 04, 2024 11:04 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 04, 2024 11:05 PM (+J/Au)
https://tinyurl.com/bdf4erbn
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Probably just want to get a jump on being the first to surrender.
But seriously, that's some really Biden-level stupid.
Pity the French troops thrown into that mess.
Posted by: mindful webworker - bingo!
Since the French escalated it, we can stay out, right?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 04, 2024 10:46 PM (VNX3d)
Just like WW2 initially started with small wars, that escalated as everyone was forced to choose sides...
IMO WW3 has already started... we are just still in the choosing sides phase.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2024 11:05 PM (xaFKb)
*offers a Mickey's Big Mouth and pork rinds*
Posted by: Totally keto Miklos
Kamala's Big Mouth and Bugles
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2024 11:05 PM (63Dwl)
Zebra had plenty of grass and shrubs for the taking, so this is not a surprise. Now, if it had been a lion which was found well-fed after a week in suburbia...
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 04, 2024 11:06 PM (Js20g)
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 11:06 PM (UfUdn)
Posted by: Tonypete
We mixed it with some Andre and called it Champipple.
Posted by: Fred G. Sanford, Grady, Skillet, and Miklos at May 04, 2024 11:06 PM (g3rvw)
Remember Gallo Hearty Burgundy? Just married, with little money to spare it was served at many an impromptu dinner party. Wonder if they still make it?
Posted by: Tuna at May 04, 2024 11:07 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2024 11:08 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: andycanuck
Still waiting for a drier white wine other than varietals of Sauvignon.
Posted by: weft Carnac at May 04, 2024 11:08 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 11:08 PM (UfUdn)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2024 11:09 PM (ywZXi)
Posted by: pawn at May 04, 2024 11:09 PM (QB+5g)
Love that SRV video. OK, I love ALL videos of SRV.
Posted by: Doof at May 04, 2024 11:09 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: polynikes
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Or - "Hitler committed suicide", try it.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2024 11:10 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2024 11:10 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Tuna
Just married, new apartment, new town, no furniture, and a eating a pizza while sitting on the floor with Gallo.
Wow does that bring back the memories.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2024 11:10 PM (WXNFJ)
One possible October Surprise is Biden starting WWIII by sending troops to Ukraine.
Of course aren't there "international laws" that ban things like sending your troops into a war without formally declaring war? If Russia hits Paris with missiles after France sends troops into combat that would be perfectly legal by those nominal laws but I guess that is what Macron wants...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2024 11:10 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: andycanuck
Still waiting for a drier white wine other than varietals of Sauvignon.
Posted by: weft Carnac
An excellent selection, Monsieur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEt9vqJc9ls
Posted by: Le Mikleuse at May 04, 2024 11:11 PM (g3rvw)
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 11:06 PM (UfUdn)
But plenty of off color.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 04, 2024 11:12 PM (TIbVQ)
Most not all the band kids were pretty straight edge in my h.s.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 11:12 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 04, 2024 11:13 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2024 11:13 PM (NColS)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2024 11:13 PM (lCWOD)
How hard it is to type i an t?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2024 11:02 PM (LkLld)
Depends if my hands have a different work in mind...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 11:14 PM (ynpvh)
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We'll also be at war with Israel and Japan before Potatohead gets his walking papers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2024 11:14 PM (bo7UB)
One possible October Surprise is Biden starting WWIII by sending troops to Ukraine.
Of course aren't there "international laws" that ban things like sending your troops into a war without formally declaring war? If Russia hits Paris with missiles after France sends troops into combat that would be perfectly legal by those nominal laws but I guess that is what Macron wants...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2024 11:10 PM (ibTVg)
If Russia has extra weapons, they _could_ just arms the French muslims and turn them loose. I don’t think that’s too likely, but it would be cheaper and more likely to have an effect.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 04, 2024 11:14 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: polynikes at May 04, 2024 11:14 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at May 04, 2024 11:15 PM (ZTJjv)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 04, 2024 11:15 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 04, 2024 11:16 PM (VNX3d)
So I think I'll tune out of this thread. I hear tomorrow calling.
https://youtu.be/NvzeG-5cP3U
G'nite y'all
💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - only a day away at May 04, 2024 11:16 PM (qXRfQ)
The Mayor of London is a Muslim.
The mayor of Birmingham is a Muslim.
The Mayor of Leeds is Muslim.
Mayor of Blackburn - Muslim.
The mayor of Sheffield is a Muslim.
The mayor of Oxford is a Muslim.
The mayor of Luton is a Muslim.
The mayor of Oldham is Muslim.
The mayor of Rochdale is Muslim
All this was achieved by only 4 million Muslims out of 66 million people in England:
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 11:16 PM (UfUdn)
Today there are over 3,000 mosques in England.
There are over 130 sharia courts.
There are more than 50 Sharia Councils.
78 percent of Muslim women do not work, receive state support + free accommodation.
63 percent of Muslims do not work, receive state support + free housing.
State-supported Muslim families with an average of 6 to 8 children receive free accommodation.
Now every school in the UK is required to teach lessons about Islam.
Has anyone ever been given an opportunity to vote for this?
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 11:16 PM (UfUdn)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2024 11:16 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Geez, was my life view narrow.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 04, 2024 11:16 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 11:17 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Tonypete
How about Boones Farm? Had an unfortunate experience with Boones Farm and under grilled hamburgers the night before I was supposed to go and try on wedding dresses. My mother was not pleased with me. Also, got hit with an empty Boones Farm bottle at an OSU/Michigan game up in Ann Arbor. Damn Wolverines.
Posted by: Tuna at May 04, 2024 11:17 PM (oaGWv)
/obligatory
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 11:17 PM (RIvkX)
Today there are over 3,000 mosques in England.
There are over 130 sharia courts.
There are more than 50 Sharia Councils.
78 percent of Muslim women do not work, receive state support + free accommodation.
63 percent of Muslims do not work, receive state support + free housing.
State-supported Muslim families with an average of 6 to 8 children receive free accommodation.
Now every school in the UK is required to teach lessons about Islam.
Has anyone ever been given an opportunity to vote for this?
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn)
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But they need these people because of the dwindling workforce population.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2024 11:18 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Portugee Pride at May 04, 2024 11:18 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: weft Carnac at May 04, 2024 11:08 PM (IG4Id)
For all the fun I/we poke at the French, go with a white Bordeaux. Dry, crisp, excellent wine. They have a bit of heft so not as light as most whites. And from what I remember, way cheaper than the Italian Santa Margharita Pinot Grigios, too.
Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2024 11:18 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 11:18 PM (UfUdn)
We watched baseball together and had a lovely evening. So nice to share an evening with my adult kid. And I'm so happy he enjoys sharing time with his old mom.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2024 11:18 PM (sPVU9)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 04, 2024 11:18 PM (Q4IgG)
How hard it is to type i an t?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2024 11:02 PM (LkLld)
Depends if my hands have a different work in mind...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 11:14 PM (ynpvh)
I sometimes feel like controlling my fingers is like Dr. Strangelove trying to control his arm...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 11:19 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: andycanuck
So
Will this affect Pub hours?
Posted by: Miklos likes cellar temperature ale at May 04, 2024 11:19 PM (g3rvw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2024 11:19 PM (sPVU9)
Posted by: pawn at May 04, 2024 11:20 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2024 11:13 PM (lCWOD)
===
Manischewitz Apple Sauterne
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 11:20 PM (RIvkX)
How hard it is to type i an t?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2024 11:02 PM (LkLld)
Depends if my hands have a different work in mind...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 11:14 PM (ynpvh)
I sometimes feel like controlling my fingers is like Dr. Strangelove trying to control his arm...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 11:19 PM (ynpvh)
I've been on phone all night, and that shit gets old.
I'm back on my laptop for now
BRUIINS WINNNNN
Posted by: browndog stealing lines like Carlos Mencia at May 04, 2024 11:21 PM (TTAGa)
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Just like illegals in the U.S. and over-immigration here.
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 11:21 PM (UfUdn)
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Since we are talking about the French also, douchebaguettes.
Posted by: scampydog at May 04, 2024 11:21 PM (5UgbP)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2024 11:21 PM (lCWOD)
It's not champagne! It's Martini & Rossi Asti Spumante!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 11:17 PM (RIvkX)
When you have good taste, it shows.
Posted by: Biden's Uncle Eating Cannibal at May 04, 2024 11:21 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2024 11:21 PM (sPVU9)
Posted by: andycanuck
Perhaps they learned from us that one can just regulate a populus to death.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 04, 2024 11:21 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 11:21 PM (UfUdn)
When Russia accepts Ukraine's surrender, and tells the US and Europe that they're not invited to the peace negotiations, the international order is going to be shaken to the core.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 04, 2024 11:22 PM (Js20g)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Prawns?
Sumptin like shrimps?
Posted by: Miklos ain't no Englisher fancy-pants (no pants at all in fact) at May 04, 2024 11:22 PM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 04, 2024 11:22 PM (+J/Au)
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
***
Leafs Nation are scrambling for tee times
Posted by: browndog is OK with this turn of events at May 04, 2024 11:23 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 04, 2024 11:24 PM (l4B/J)
Posted by: andycanuck
*offers some Red Man*
Do it rite
Posted by: Miklos hopes you have a proper spittoon at May 04, 2024 11:24 PM (g3rvw)
Although at least this was a noble loss unlike 2013. [spits]
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 11:21 PM (UfUdn)
https://youtu.be/XtzoUu7w-YM&t=56s
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 11:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: RickZ
I've been on the hunt for a dry wine for cooking and, on average, Sav is dah bomb. I get that there are vineyard exclusive bottles, but for the average cook?
Posted by: weft Carnac at May 04, 2024 11:24 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: pawn at May 04, 2024 11:24 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 04, 2024 11:24 PM (l4B/J)
Ya might want to check on any Leafs fans ...
Broken hearts and all that
Posted by: browndog is OK with this turn of events at May 04, 2024 11:25 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2024 11:25 PM (FkUwd)
Posted by: Tuna at May 04, 2024 11:25 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel
In my circle, at the time, we that that was the good stuff.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2024 11:25 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2024 11:25 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 04, 2024 11:24 PM (l4B/J)
Howdy there.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 11:25 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Severely autistic Miklos, rocking silently in a corner at May 04, 2024 11:25 PM (g3rvw)
I owe you an email, sir.
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I'm fine but nothing big going on so our correspondence would be brief.
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 11:26 PM (UfUdn)
>>Will this affect Pub hours?
Well, Islam does not permit alcohol, so at some point, England's new Moorish Masters are going to start shutting down the pubs and won't that be a sight to see.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 04, 2024 11:26 PM (XV/Pl)
Germans: deutschbags
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2024 11:25 PM (FkUwd)
LOL, douchbaguettes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 11:26 PM (ynpvh)
I hope the French bring their accordions.
That will really bring the Russians to their knees!
Posted by: pawn
How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen Pareeeee?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2024 11:26 PM (63Dwl)
Sumptin like shrimps?
Posted by: Miklos ain't no Englisher fancy-pants (no pants at all in fact)
Big shrimps. Technically there's a difference, but they taste mostly the same.
Is that a prawn on your lap or are you just happy to see me? See, that's much better than shrimp, don't you think.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2024 11:26 PM (sPVU9)
When Russia accepts Ukraine's surrender, and tells the US and Europe that they're not invited to the peace negotiations, the international order is going to be shaken to the core.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
I suspect part of the negotiations will include Russia getting all government financial records, especially surrounding foreign aid. Very useful when blackmailing western governments and politicians!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 04, 2024 11:27 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 04, 2024 11:27 PM (pDQ/8)
>>Will this affect Pub hours?
Well, Islam does not permit alcohol, so at some point, England's new Moorish Masters are going to start shutting down the pubs and won't that be a sight to see.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
It will be fine. The UK's soccer fans are a passive bunch.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 04, 2024 11:27 PM (+J/Au)
Sumptin like shrimps?
Posted by: Miklos ain't no Englisher fancy-pants (no pants at all in fact)
Big shrimps. Technically there's a difference, but they taste mostly the same.
Is that a prawn on your lap or are you just happy to see me? See, that's much better than shrimp, don't you think.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2024 11:26 PM (sPVU9)
https://northernyum.com/blog/shrimp-size/
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 11:28 PM (ynpvh)
we've given them over 100 billion. I believe Russia has spent less than this in the war.
Posted by: polynikes at May 04, 2024 11:28 PM (MNhXM)
The second reason is Macron’s anger at seeing French troops, almost all from the Legion, getting kicked out of Sahelian Africa and replaced by Russians. Control of Francophone Africa, and the riches it provides to French politicians, has been broken by the revolt and revolution in Africa and a decisive tilt to Russia – either directly or through PMC Wagner (the Wagner Group). now clearly under Vladimir Putin’s direct control.
This “humiliation” is felt in the Élysée Palace and particularly by Macron who, his opponents say, has lost France’s influence and harmed France’s overseas mining and business interests.
A particular blow is in Niger, an important supplier of uranium to France. France gets 70 percent of its electrical power from nuclear power generators.
--Asia Times
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 11:29 PM (UfUdn)
Posted by: Not Surprised at May 04, 2024 11:29 PM (V5BDR)
Well, Islam does not permit alcohol, so at some point, England's new Moorish Masters are going to start shutting down the pubs and won't that be a sight to see.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
For some reason, I thought alcohol from fermented grapes or grains was verboten. Now mead, fermented honey, might make a comeback.
Of course, I could be wrong. I have been often enough.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 04, 2024 11:29 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Tuna at May 04, 2024 11:25 PM (oaGWv)
Back in high school, this one time we went to a pet store, bought a two-hole rubber stopper and some fish tank tubing. Used a Lancer bottle and made a water pipe.
Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2024 11:29 PM (emlEe)
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Yes.
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn)
***
Only until the election is stolen. After that, the walking cadaver will need to look presidential.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2024 11:29 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2024 11:30 PM (/7KEl)
_WPIX
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2024 11:30 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: scampydog at May 04, 2024 11:30 PM (5UgbP)
Posted by: Miklos never fails to dissapoint at May 04, 2024 11:30 PM (g3rvw)
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Yes.
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn)
***
Only until the election is stolen. After that, the walking cadaver will need to look presidential.
Posted by: Diogenes
Or he falls asleep, and his head hits the nuclear launch button. Equal odds, I’d say.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 04, 2024 11:31 PM (VNX3d)
Of course, I could be wrong. I have been often enough.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 04, 2024 11:29 PM (VNX3d)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UutK8FXjNOQ
Posted by: browndog is OK with this turn of events at May 04, 2024 11:31 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: weft Carnac
I often use Australian Chardonnay. It's not expensive and has pretty good flavor. Not too much oak, and it reduces down to a nice flavor.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2024 11:31 PM (sPVU9)
http://tiny.cc/juqxxz
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 11:31 PM (ynpvh)
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Yes.
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn)
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Smells like Indo-China to me.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2024 11:31 PM (lCWOD)
no problem
had it been the queer flag, though
different story
Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2024 11:32 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2024 11:33 PM (FkUwd)
I thought I couldn't dislike the French more than I already did.
Posted by: polynikes at May 04, 2024 11:14 PM (MNhXM)
Macron is thinking that La Pen's party is going to win any election, and this is the only way to stay out of a really long search of his coalition's finances, history, and violations of international war.
The French do not treat their turned out leaders well
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2024 11:33 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Not Surprised
********
She could not master B flat...
Posted by: Muldoon at May 04, 2024 11:33 PM (l4B/J)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 04, 2024 11:24 PM (l4B/J)
***
Heeeyyyyy...wait a minute!
That's not the same corner as last night!
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2024 11:33 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 11:31 PM (ynpvh)
Ya know, I must have a little Bayou Creole in me. All I can think of reading all that is: Can you eat it? And if so, what's the best way to cook it?
Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2024 11:34 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 04, 2024 11:33 PM (l4B/J)
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How about G minor?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 04, 2024 11:34 PM (Be/+i)
Posted by: Not Surprised
********
She could not master B flat...
Posted by: Muldoon
Couldn't reach the keys.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 04, 2024 11:35 PM (vJiyU)
Of course she got poisoned too.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2024 11:35 PM (Ka3bZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Recipe perfection. So dang yummy.
Posted by: scampydog at May 04, 2024 11:35 PM (5UgbP)
That's not the same corner as last night!
Posted by: Diogenes
*******
I like to shake things up...
Posted by: Muldoon at May 04, 2024 11:37 PM (l4B/J)
Of course she got poisoned too.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2024 11:35 PM (Ka3bZ)
Try the fish...it's been here all week...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 11:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: polynikes at May 04, 2024 11:37 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Not Surprised
********
She could not master B flat...
Posted by: Muldoon
Physics
Three things cannot be in the same place at the same time.
Posted by: Le Mikleuse firing up le Squeezebox at May 04, 2024 11:38 PM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2024 11:38 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc., waxing salacious at May 04, 2024 11:39 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Bond, James Bond requiring a Martini at May 04, 2024 11:39 PM (g3rvw)
Posted by: polynikes
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She was mostly natural on the early Porter Wagoner Shows.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2024 11:40 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 04, 2024 11:40 PM (l4B/J)
It had the price of fast food over the last 10 years, and every major fast food company had prices that had gone up 50-100%. It contrasted that with a formal inflation rate over the same time of 31% and the argument was "look at these greedy fast food companies charging more then inflation!"
I was grabbed by a comment though where someone asked, if ALL the companies in this (and most) sectors are raising their prices by more then the official inflation rate what makes you think the official rate is accurate?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2024 11:41 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Oh hell.
Darleen don't get off shift until 4, Marleen 6, Charleen at 8.
Work to do
Posted by: Miklos, cooling out out back at May 04, 2024 11:41 PM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2024 11:40 PM (lCWOD)
I believe she always wore a big wig.
Posted by: polynikes at May 04, 2024 11:42 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 11:43 PM (UfUdn)
Why? Because people will accept the government ruling by fiat and with no restrictions when there is a war on.
They got close with COVID mania but the best "moral equivalent to war" is...war.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2024 11:43 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Miklos,
********
Which one are you leening toward?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 04, 2024 11:43 PM (l4B/J)
>>Has anyone ever been given an opportunity to vote for this?
Sorry Lawrence, your elections have been faker and gayer than ours for a far longer time.
Maybe they slipped up with Brexit or maybe some aspect of Brexit suited the masterminds but make no mistake, you're erections are gay.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 04, 2024 11:43 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: polynikes
Hell, I didn't know she had hair till I was 25.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 04, 2024 11:44 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 04, 2024 11:44 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: K.C. Miklos and the Sunshine Band at May 04, 2024 11:44 PM (g3rvw)
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap!
Posted by: Dolly at May 04, 2024 11:44 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 04, 2024 11:45 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Dolly at May 04, 2024 11:46 PM (5UgbP)
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Oddly enough the MSM chyron here didn't go on to report...
“There are indications he had been radicalized online,” Cook told a news conference.
“But I want to reassure the community at this stage it appears that he acted solely and alone,” Cook added.
https://is.gd/YC6fkM
Posted by: andycanuck (UfUdn) at May 04, 2024 11:47 PM (UfUdn)
Posted by: Muldoon
They have to be distributed, or the double wide might slide off the cinder blocks again.
Posted by: Managerial Miklos at May 04, 2024 11:47 PM (g3rvw)
It had the price of fast food over the last 10 years, and every major fast food company had prices that had gone up 50-100%. It contrasted that with a formal inflation rate over the same time of 31% and the argument was "look at these greedy fast food companies charging more then inflation!"
I was grabbed by a comment though where someone asked, if ALL the companies in this (and most) sectors are raising their prices by more then the official inflation rate what makes you think the official rate is accurate?
Posted by: 18-1
Comrade, questioning the official party line is forbidden. You are being sent to new gulag in Antarctica, where you must provide your own food, clothing, and shelter. If you behave on flight, you get parachute - we don’t land.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 04, 2024 11:47 PM (VNX3d)
I only have uppers, downers, laughers and screamers
there's some ether in the trunk
Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2024 11:47 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 04, 2024 11:48 PM (l4B/J)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2024 11:48 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Miklos, avec neck rouge at May 04, 2024 11:48 PM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Don Black
They are there to be eaten, pP is to eat, not to be eaten. I've seen your kind in this bunk house who refuse our shellfish, our piscatory offerings, and what did it give them? Nothing. You miserable, picky, vegetarian. I have no use for you !
Posted by: weft Gunnery Sergeant Hartman at May 04, 2024 11:49 PM (IG4Id)
>>I only have uppers, downers, laughers and screamers there's some ether in the trunk
Don't think that's going to do anything for the sandpaper at the back of my throat.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 04, 2024 11:50 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: polynikes at May 04, 2024 11:50 PM (MNhXM)
So expect more attacks, Australia.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 04, 2024 11:51 PM (+J/Au)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
‐--------
Sounds rough.
Posted by: 50 grit at May 04, 2024 11:52 PM (5UgbP)
Yeah, that was a fun drive to the ER.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2024 11:52 PM (RIvkX)
Just finished watching Lethal Weapon for the first time in *mumblety* years and...was it always so corny?
I mean it was really good but holy shit it is jut a tad dated. For some reason I can't help compare it to Highlander in a certain regard. Came out shortly before Lethal Weapon, stars a Frenchman playing a Scotsman wielding a freakin' samurai sword and was produced by fuckin' *Cannon Films* and holds up a lot better. Weird. But goddamn Lethal Weapon really works on the strength of its cast. Mel Gibson as the psycho cop? Danny Glover as the kind of anti-Cosby with the slutty teenage daughter? Drug trafficking mercenaries? I'm sold. But then you have bits of Gibson dropping and rolling on the ground to shoot a guy on a platform five feet over his position. Talk about magic bullets!
Anyway, I'm happy I watched it. When I get back from my next trip out I'm totally watching part two. Joe Pesci gets fucked in the drive-thru!
Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2024 11:52 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Don Black at May 04, 2024 11:52 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Muldoon
Nope.
I just posted bail for Carleen (the cousin).
Paid off the Title Loan on Marleen's truck too.
I expect some Return on Investment from the Bass Master's Tournament, though.
Posted by: Miklos, trying to keep four heads above water at May 04, 2024 11:53 PM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Sounds rough.
Posted by: 50 grit
You should file away whatever caused it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 04, 2024 11:53 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 04, 2024 11:53 PM (l4B/J)
there's some ether in the trunk
Posted by: Don Black
DON'T OPEN THE TRUNK
Posted by: Miklos, in best Harry Dean Stanton Repo Man voice at May 04, 2024 11:54 PM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Doc Campbell at May 04, 2024 11:55 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: PabloD at May 04, 2024 11:55 PM (f7a6n)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Sounds rough.
Posted by: 50 grit
You should file away whatever caused it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 04, 2024 11:53 PM (VNX3d)
***
Tell me about it!
Posted by: Rat Tail Bastard at May 04, 2024 11:55 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Muldoon
We rotate on a daily or weekly basis.
Posted by: Miklos, and all them damn wimmins at May 04, 2024 11:56 PM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Tractor Supply in the fish section.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2024 11:56 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 05, 2024 12:00 AM (+J/Au)
Posted by: No Fang, Though at May 05, 2024 12:01 AM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 05, 2024 12:01 AM (l4B/J)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 05, 2024 12:01 AM (+J/Au)
Posted by: scampydog at May 05, 2024 12:02 AM (5UgbP)
>>Tractor Supply in the fish section.
Good tip, I might just go to the urgent care tomorrow.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 05, 2024 12:02 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Don Black at May 05, 2024 12:02 AM (/7KEl)
Dolly has been really good at staying out of politics.
Posted by: polynikes
Smart businesswoman.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2024 12:03 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Pruitts of Southampton at May 05, 2024 12:03 AM (V5BDR)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2024 11:41 PM (ibTVg)
Plus food and fuel (the best indicators OF inflation) are excluded from the metric- which tells you everything you need to know about the metric.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2024 12:03 AM (di6C2)
He told a joke about her co-mingled with the Palestinian problem, the punch line was Yas sir ar a fat. She contacted him about that and was invited to appear on the Tonight Show. Her first nationwide, non-country appearance.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 12:04 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2024 12:04 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 05, 2024 12:01 AM (+J/Au)
Die Hard
Posted by: polynikes at May 05, 2024 12:04 AM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2024 11:52 PM (1Yy3c)
The boat scene was the best
"well why didn't you just say that to begin with roger. I like these people that get around boats and water and all of a sudden everything becomes fucking nautical. A stern, avast ye land lubber, man the bilge pump...pump your fucking ass."
lolol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 05, 2024 12:05 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: polynikes at May 05, 2024 12:05 AM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Muldoon
Damn.
I was hoping for a hearty guffaw.
Posted by: Miklos, in best Ed McMahon voice at May 05, 2024 12:05 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: polynikes
Smart businesswoman.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Her assets are substantial.
Posted by: Miklos, circumferential economist at May 05, 2024 12:06 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Don Black at May 05, 2024 12:08 AM (/7KEl)
What?
I'm a cheap and simplistic redneck.
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 05, 2024 12:11 AM (MsrgL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4NJUwwIcyU
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 05, 2024 12:11 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Karen McBoxwine at May 05, 2024 12:13 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2024 12:14 AM (2n6Sf)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 12:17 AM (lCWOD)
I feel sorry for people who thinks this is entertaining. Or talent. Or even remotely interesting.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2024 12:17 AM (qJGuG)
I feel sorry for people who thinks this is entertaining. Or talent. Or even remotely interesting.
Posted by: nurse ratched
We rate this as TRUE
Posted by: Milli Vanilli at May 05, 2024 12:18 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Ciampino - It could have been a bucket of DDT ! at May 05, 2024 12:21 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 04, 2024 10:10 PM (vJiyU)
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Well if you've gone through the chips and at/past the wine then you won't know the difference.
Posted by: Ciampino - It could have been a bucket of DDT ! LOL at May 05, 2024 12:26 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 05, 2024 12:27 AM (+J/Au)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2024 12:30 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Sawadi Krap at May 05, 2024 12:30 AM (g3rvw)
Jonathan Swift, I think in Gulliver's Travels, did some hilarious parody of nautical talk. That had become popular in the day in various "travel stories".
I tried to look up an example or two, but search was just useless for the text.
I remember reading it, and it was a couple paragraphs of nautical gibberish.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 05, 2024 12:31 AM (w6EFb)
I did chuckle
Once or twice. And they did make a couple jabs at biden. But now I have a headache.
Took one for the team, I did.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2024 12:35 AM (n1LfN)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Avast matey! Forearm to double port, an' ballast the fo'csle!
Posted by: Cap'm Miklos and the One eyed Dog at May 05, 2024 12:36 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 05, 2024 12:38 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 05, 2024 12:38 AM (w6EFb)
I still had to drive back and refill the coolers, though...
Posted by: reason at May 05, 2024 12:39 AM (s3On1)
Just. No.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Went 20 plus years then watched the Chappelle monologue. Haven't watched since. Never liked it - even when everyone thought it great.
Posted by: scampydog at May 05, 2024 12:41 AM (5UgbP)
_Tom Clancy Melville
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 12:42 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: publius,
And Publius, that rapscallion of a lad, did fine work on the mizzen.
Posted by: Cap'm Miklos and the One eyed Dog at May 05, 2024 12:43 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: reason at May 05, 2024 12:43 AM (s3On1)
Posted by: Cap'm Miklos
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I have suggested to Ace that he read the 'Master and Commander' series (21 books) for the purpose of extracting some truely epic nautical curses/insults.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2024 12:44 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc
Now see?
We may have Nice Things.
Posted by: Miklos can cuss in multiple languages, if provoked at May 05, 2024 12:45 AM (g3rvw)
Those two were passages from Gulliver's Travel's Book II, right at the beginning, which text I just found. Swift was parodying that kind of nautical gibberish. It had become popular and some people loved to read that and think they were sailors or something.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 05, 2024 12:46 AM (w6EFb)
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Big swear jar with multiple currencies?
Posted by: scampydog at May 05, 2024 12:50 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Ciampino - It could have been a bucket of DDT at May 05, 2024 12:51 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2024 12:52 AM (XeU6L)
My mother will be 94 on Tuesday, May 7th. She got a birfday present early sent via the efforts of one her young girlfiends, who is just a baby at 81 or 82 or something. She's got a son who's a Gamecock alum, and a big booster.
Anyway, it was a couple of boxes. In one was a basketball, signed by Dawn Staley to "Rosemary". The name wasn't quite right but close enough. Also, a large picture of the whole team posing by the National Champeen trophy, all signed by the players.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 05, 2024 12:56 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miklos uncertain of your concept, basz meg at May 05, 2024 12:57 AM (g3rvw)
I can never view those SHOCKING VIDEOS on The Sun. A big white rectangle covers the video.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 05, 2024 12:58 AM (lCaJd)
The "oh shit" picture hits close to home. I had a very similar experience with Mrs. Reason's SUV. Thankfully, the cargo was a couple of those 5-gallon Igloo water coolers, so cleanup was a matter of letting evaporation take its course.
I still had to drive back and refill the coolers, though...
Posted by: reason
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I can't tell what's spilled in that picture. White paint?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 05, 2024 12:59 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Bark like a Pirate Day.
One eyed Miss Dixie might win.
Posted by: Miklos did not know that there are eye patches for dogs at May 05, 2024 01:00 AM (g3rvw)
Asshole asks her 'What do you think of gay marriage?'
Dolly responds 'Well they should be allowed to be as miserable as the rest of us...'
Perfect response. Lefties think she approves. Righties know she knows it was a gotcha and she escaped.
Dolly Parton. Smart businesswoman. Not a dumb blonde.
Posted by: Stateless at May 05, 2024 01:01 AM (jvJvP)
After all that rain in Jan, and then March, I wasn't worried about it, but April turned out to pretty dry. We got about half normal for the month here. It was getting pretty dry. We're still way ahead for the year to day.
Anyway, we got about 1/4" by midnight. My cousin forecast we'd get about 1/4" locally of out that little system.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 05, 2024 01:04 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
It's no Rothko
Posted by: Miklos who, like everybody, is a critic at May 05, 2024 01:04 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: scampydog at May 05, 2024 01:05 AM (41CYW)
https://mol.im/a/13383733
Posted by: Ciampino - It could have been you at May 05, 2024 01:05 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 05, 2024 01:07 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Miklos of a formerly farming fambly at May 05, 2024 01:07 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
I still have all nine fingers
Posted by: Miklos, taking his socks off so he can count betterer at May 05, 2024 01:09 AM (g3rvw)
https://mol.im/a/13383733
Posted by: Ciampino -
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Tough Dakota, cattle country.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 01:13 AM (lCWOD)
It's no Rothko
Posted by: Miklos
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Heh. It's odd. He appears to be wiping it out with his bare hand -- whatever "it" is -- while it also has spilled all over a tarp? That's really hilarious and awful!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 05, 2024 01:13 AM (lCaJd)
She proved she's a dummy and they don't want to waste
their money.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 01:14 AM (lCWOD)
https://tinyurl.com/2kcf7uu7
What the article fails to mention is that he did a lot of lying at first and his cop mates covered up for him, including claiming there was no video until it surfaced. Also he'd crashed before. There was no justification for his speed.
Posted by: Ciampino - when cops lie or cover up at May 05, 2024 01:15 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Cap'm Miklos and the One eyed Dog at May 05, 2024 12:36 AM (g3rvw)
Well blow me down and bugger me over a cannon, sailor.
Posted by: Pete Buttplug at May 05, 2024 01:16 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 05, 2024 01:16 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 01:18 AM (lCWOD)
https://mol.im/a/13382623
Posted by: Ciampino - stinky moolahs at May 05, 2024 01:18 AM (qfLjt)
Looking closely at the other items in the cargo area, maybe liquid floor leveler? I think I see long boxes, which might be flooring?
Whatever it is, it's not gonna clean up easy from either the bumper or the carpet of the poor car. A decade from now, long after this couple sells it, someone will either need the spare (or check the air in it) and wonder what the hell happened.
"Its like a dead hooker was transported back here, but she bled white! Maybe she had just ended her shift...."
Posted by: reason at May 05, 2024 01:19 AM (s3On1)
https://mol.im/a/13382535
Posted by: Ciampino - sell sell sell at May 05, 2024 01:20 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 01:20 AM (lCWOD)
The French do not treat their turned out leaders well
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2024 11:33
You don't say.
Posted by Louis XVII & Marie (who never said let them eat cake)
Posted by: Farmer at May 05, 2024 01:21 AM (55Qr6)
https://mol.im/a/13382535
Posted by: Ciampino
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He can go and take his shares too and sell them on the Iranian Stock Exchange. They've overstayed their welcome.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 01:23 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 05, 2024 01:16 AM (Sgq8y)
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Somebody shook hands with danger.
Posted by: reason at May 05, 2024 01:23 AM (s3On1)
https://mol.im/a/13383359
Posted by: Ciampino - Two words 'Tire Irons' at May 05, 2024 01:25 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 01:25 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: FUCK YOU CUNT at May 05, 2024 01:25 AM (98TE5)
Posted by: Kindltot
Neither do the Russians
Posted by: Miklos, thinking America is joining that crowd at May 05, 2024 01:26 AM (g3rvw)
https://mol.im/a/13382535
Posted by: Ciampino - sell sell sell at May 05, 2024 01:20 AM (qfLjt)
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Too bad. It should have been 80%.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 05, 2024 01:27 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: reason at May 05, 2024 01:28 AM (s3On1)
https://mol.im/a/13383359
Posted by: Ciampino
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Those schools need some rednecks. The Jews need to partner up with some rednecks. They know how to solve those kind of problems.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 01:29 AM (lCWOD)
https://mol.im/a/13382535
Posted by: Ciampino - sell sell sell at May 05, 2024 01:20 AM (qfLjt)
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Too bad. It should have been 80%.
Posted by: Cicero
Hmmm
I could sell about three tonnes of chest hair per year.
Posted by: Miklos, well upholstered at May 05, 2024 01:30 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Farmer at May 05, 2024 01:30 AM (55Qr6)
https://mol.im/a/13383089
He does not appear to be a student at Columbia.
Posted by: Ciampino - One word - rope at May 05, 2024 01:31 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by Nicky, Alix and the Trumpster
Posted by: Farmer
I have a point.
But I wear a hat, so nobody notices.
Posted by: Miklos recalls Spiro Agnew at May 05, 2024 01:32 AM (g3rvw)
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NY cocktail parties will have a revised guest list.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 01:33 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 05, 2024 01:33 AM (w6EFb)
https://mol.im/a/13383793
Posted by: Ciampino - a good life at May 05, 2024 01:33 AM (qfLjt)
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The number of fake votes the Dems will need to print in order to overcome the landslide of newly minted voters eager to cast ballots against them will need an entire forest's worth of paper.
Posted by: reason at May 05, 2024 01:34 AM (s3On1)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 01:34 AM (lCWOD)
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We're up to the challenge.
Posted by: Dominion Voting Machines, LLC at May 05, 2024 01:35 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Dominion Voting Machines
Maybe Trump should buy International Paper.
Posted by: Miklos, actual Political Scientologist at May 05, 2024 01:38 AM (g3rvw)
_WPIX
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Is that the guy?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 01:38 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 05, 2024 01:16 AM (Sgq8y)
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Support Alligator accident.
Posted by: Ciampino - Ouch! at May 05, 2024 01:39 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Dominion Voting Machines, LLC at May 05, 2024 01:35 AM (bo7UB)
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Who do you trust to answer the phone at 3:00am?
Posted by: an Atlanta plumbing leak at May 05, 2024 01:39 AM (s3On1)
Posted by: Miklos, who did not know that at May 05, 2024 01:40 AM (g3rvw)
https://mol.im/a/13382535
Posted by: Ciampino
Oops. Oopsie.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 05, 2024 01:42 AM (+J/Au)
_federal news network
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Hit piece? Nah.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 01:43 AM (lCWOD)
https://mol.im/a/13383359
Posted by: Ciampino
The 'Kill the Jews' bunch is winning hearts and minds where ever they go.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 05, 2024 01:44 AM (+J/Au)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 05, 2024 01:46 AM (Sgq8y)
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Nice messaging guys, but voters in blue cities were going to vote Dem anyway.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 05, 2024 01:46 AM (bo7UB)
Here's an interesting one, an abandoned weather station way up in Canada, abandoned in 1978:
https://tinyurl.com/2vdvb2hv
That was over the North magnetic pole at the time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 05, 2024 01:48 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 05, 2024 01:49 AM (lCWOD)
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Nice messaging guys, but voters in blue cities were going to vote Dem anyway.
Posted by: Cicero
Even if they don't vote Dem, the vote will vote Dem.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 05, 2024 01:53 AM (+J/Au)
http://commons.wikimedia.org/
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 05, 2024 02:00 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 05, 2024 02:01 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
Some partying leads to sincere regret.
Posted by: Percy-Miklos Dovetonsils at May 05, 2024 02:05 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: DaveA at May 05, 2024 02:05 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: DaveA
The same could apply to Darleen.
Posted by: Miklos, who always learns the hard way at May 05, 2024 02:07 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 05, 2024 02:09 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 05, 2024 02:16 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: As not seen on TV at May 05, 2024 02:23 AM (bUNpQ)
https://tinyurl.com/2wz4f2wm
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
I like that foot, toes, and genitalia are in the same group.
Makes sense, because it's all Down There
Posted by: Miklos, phrenologist parv escellance at May 05, 2024 02:25 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 05, 2024 02:32 AM (Sgq8y)
Heh
Bet his name is Jose
Posted by: Miklos ,a mere constituent at May 05, 2024 02:33 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Miklos at May 05, 2024 02:35 AM (g3rvw)
Makes sense, because it's all Down There
Posted by: Miklos, phrenologist parv escellance at May 05, 2024 02:25 AM (g3rvw)
It's interesting that the thumb gets about the same amount of space as the dick.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 05, 2024 02:38 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 05, 2024 02:39 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
A dick gets the space a dick is given.
Posted by: Respectfully to the Ladies, a Dick at May 05, 2024 02:40 AM (g3rvw)
Baby watch. I remember when my cat was pregnant. Otherwise no watching to speak of.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 05, 2024 02:40 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 05, 2024 02:41 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
I can laugh any time at the joke The Lady told.
Excellent timing in telling a good story/joke.
Posted by: Miklos has much to be thankful for at May 05, 2024 02:43 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 05, 2024 02:52 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ at May 05, 2024 03:01 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at May 05, 2024 03:07 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 05, 2024 03:13 AM (w6EFb)
Saw SRV&DT at Aloha Stadium in '86(?) or was it '87? with Run DMC and ZZTop... talk about culture clash...
Great concert. Wish I coulda seen the stage & performers better, though.
Posted by: JQ at May 05, 2024 03:16 AM (njWTi)
Whoop-de-do!
Hahahaha
Posted by: JQ
Bishabel!
Posted by: Mayan Miklos at May 05, 2024 03:16 AM (g3rvw)
Posted by: Tea Toataling Miklos (OK. Long Island Ice Tea) at May 05, 2024 03:18 AM (g3rvw)
Made correctly, tastes just like a regular non-alc iced tea with lemon (and kicks yer azz!)
Posted by: JQ at May 05, 2024 03:20 AM (njWTi)
I grew some in containers a couple years ago-- just about the only plant what could tolerate the heat on our deck! 9 plants provided about one batch of fried okra per week for 2 of us. Not quite enough.
So. This year, will plant *moar* containers of it, and put them on the deck. Lovely plants, nice & big, pretty flowers and attractive leaves... More okra for us, too! Can freeze any extra for later.
Posted by: JQ at May 05, 2024 03:28 AM (njWTi)
He was menacing simply by being extremely polite and civilized - check out North By Northwest or his oddest role ever in Salem's Lot. The man did not raise his voice, and seldom if ever got physical. He somehow evoked feelings of fear by being very civilized and British. On the Frog side of the ledger, Louis Jordan could manage that, but I'm unable to think of any current actor who could quite pull that off. You don't act evil, you somehow, for want of a better term, radiate it into the camera lens. No DSMV dead-eyed sociopath display, no eccentricities. Just a polite, mild. serious demeanor that on any other actor would communicate no hint of a threat.
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