(5/11/24) Saturday Overnight Open Thread

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There is a big "Holiday" tomorrow. Just a friendly reminder........

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The Saturday Night Jokes

A man owned a small farm. The Labor Department determined he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent an investigator out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them!", demanded the investigator.

"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for three years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

"The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board."

"Then there's the halfwit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 a week. He pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to...the halfwit!" said the agent.

"That would be me," replied the farmer. (H/T Hadrian the Seventh)

Tonight's Second Course.................

WHAT'S THE GENDER OF THE COMPUTER?

A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. "House," in French, is feminine - "la maison." "Pencil," in French, is masculine - "le crayon."

One puzzled student asked, "What gender is the computer?" The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary. So for fun she split the class into two groups, appropriately enough by gender, and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun.

Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer"), because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but they are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE THE PROBLEM.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won!(H/T TNDeplorable)

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Is this Moron talent? I think there hasn't been enough valu-rite consumed.

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Recreational Emporium

The World Mourns Reggae Icon Bob Marley
On this day in music, May 11, 1981, reggae pioneer Bob Marley died in Miami, following a lengthy battle with melanoma. The Jamaican singer-songwriter was instrumental in popularizing his country’s music with a global audience, thanks to his irresistible fusion of reggae, ska, and rocksteady. Just 36 at the time of his death, Marley left behind an impressive – and enduring – catalog of music, while his greatest hits album, Legend remains the best-selling reggae album of all time. Marley received numerous accolades before and after his death, including a Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award and Jamaica’s Order of Merit, recognizing his contributions to the arts. Ever the poet, Marley’s last words to his son Ziggy were “money can’t buy life.” via thisdayinmusic.com

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Black clothing? Check.
Black ski mask? Check.
Gloves? Check.
Forgetting about bodily fluids? Check. Genius Award Winner.

DNA from wine bottle leads Cook County detectives to burglary suspect: police
Surveillance video captured the suspect take a drink from a bottle of 19 Crimes Cali Red before putting it back in the fridge, sheriff's officials said.

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Spaghetti dinner in a car? Genius Award Winner.

Florida Man, 46, Arrested For Road Rage Al Dente
The victim in the drive-by attack, cops say, was hit in the “arms, legs, and torso” by a road-raging Florida motorist.
But the male escaped without injury because he was only struck by “pasta w/ sauce,” according to a police report.
Cops allege that Nolan Goins, 46, was involved in a road rage incident “over glaring headlights” Thursday night while driving near his St. Petersburg residence.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Moving Violations.

Notice: ~~Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC.~~ The Fabulous said I could post this tonight.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM

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1 ’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
~ Lewis Carroll

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 11, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)

2 Good evening horde!

Posted by: TRex at May 11, 2024 10:00 PM (IQ6Gq)

3 st

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at May 11, 2024 10:00 PM (duT0u)

4 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 11, 2024 10:01 PM (9yWhg)

5 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Moving Violations.

Presumably a load limit violation? I don't think he was speeding, or the cop couldn't have stopped him.

Posted by: mikeski at May 11, 2024 10:02 PM (DgGvY)

6 The Fabulous said I could post this tonight.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM

That's really all that counts!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 11, 2024 10:03 PM (hOUT3)

7 Hey Mis Hum,

How's the pain ... scale of 1-10

You ambulatory?

Posted by: browndog limps around in sympathy at May 11, 2024 10:03 PM (TTAGa)

8 5 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Moving Violations.

Presumably a load limit violation? I don't think he was speeding, or the cop couldn't have stopped him.

Posted by: mikeski at May 11, 2024 10:02 PM
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Tanks a lot.

Posted by: TRex at May 11, 2024 10:03 PM (IQ6Gq)

9 doh! bronze medal is better than no hardware. Evenin' all.

To all you mother ettes, happy mothers day eve.

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at May 11, 2024 10:03 PM (duT0u)

10 Thanks for the Bob Marley, MH!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 11, 2024 10:04 PM (hOUT3)

11 Ah, yes. Mother's Day. The day women get mad at their husbands because they don't buy her a gift....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 11, 2024 10:04 PM (0eaVi)

12 Bob Marley's melanoma was found on his big toe ... but too late

The more you know ...

Posted by: browndog limps around in sympathy at May 11, 2024 10:04 PM (TTAGa)

13 Sorry I'm late, the Slenderman was asking for diet tips.

Posted by: tanldemon at May 11, 2024 10:04 PM (+VHb6)

14 Evening, all.

What was ailing Nurse?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 11, 2024 10:05 PM (FkUwd)

15 Appendicitis

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 11, 2024 10:06 PM (ju2Fy)

16 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 11, 2024 10:06 PM (e9bwN)

17 I did a rather long (for me) motorcycle ride today. About 3 hours to the coast, had lunch and a nice dessert with coffee, then 3 hours back. Still had to cook dinner, but now that's all done and it's time for a drink.

Posted by: PabloD at May 11, 2024 10:06 PM (f7a6n)

18 75 Nurse is having surgery. Appendicitis.
Posted by: Mrs JTB at May 11, 2024 05

Oh no! Her date was tonight, too. Poor thing.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2024 05:34

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 11, 2024 10:06 PM (ju2Fy)

19 I don't think he was speeding, or the cop couldn't have stopped him.

Posted by: mikeski at May 11, 2024 10:02 PM (DgGvY)

Yeah a PIT maneuver probably won't work.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2024 10:06 PM (d9fT1)

20 Good evening morons and gracias mh as always

That's Nurse Fabulous to you buster.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2024 10:06 PM (RIvkX)

21 I think I saw that bar in the fallout 3 game.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 11, 2024 10:07 PM (VwHCD)

22 Was the tank being used in a Spanish-made WW2 movie as a German one??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 11, 2024 10:07 PM (ZdexC)

23 Florida Men

https://x.com/BillMelugin_/status/
1789446665029746997

[Stop blowing the margins!]

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 11, 2024 10:07 PM (hOUT3)

24 Hi Bers, howzit hangin'?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 11, 2024 10:07 PM (FkUwd)

25 Ont'ent:

𐄂 Not Read
☑ Read

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2024 10:07 PM (IG4Id)

26 What was ailing Nurse?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 11, 2024 10:05 PM (FkUwd)

.45ACP Envy.

[She's fine, and one of her sons is with her!]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2024 10:07 PM (d9fT1)

27 Great jokes!

Happy Saturday!

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at May 11, 2024 10:08 PM (n3DL0)

28 14 Evening, all.

What was ailing Nurse?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 11, 2024 10:05 PM (FkUwd)

15 Appendicitis
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 11, 2024 10:06 PM (ju2Fy)

Inflamed vestigial organ ...

...What is it good for, absolutely nothin' ...

Posted by: zombie Edwin Starr at May 11, 2024 10:08 PM (TTAGa)

29 Bob Marley's melanoma was found on his big toe ... but too late

The more you know ...
Posted by: browndog limps around in sympathy at May 11, 2024 10:04 PM (TTAGa)

It's always too late when you refuse amputation for 'religious' reasons.

Posted by: RickZ at May 11, 2024 10:09 PM (emlEe)

30 Thanks for the special Saturday Night ONT, Mis Hum!

Great jokes there!

Cozy looking little place up top with great music behind it.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 11, 2024 10:09 PM (U3L4U)

31 [She's fine, and one of her sons is with her!]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2024 10:07 PM (d9fT1)

Thanks for the update CBD!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 11, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

32 How were they creating the wave to surf on? Never seen a wake like that even on a large sized boat.

Posted by: polynikes at May 11, 2024 10:09 PM (MNhXM)

33 I saw that first punchline coming a mile away. Any one who is an employer would.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2024 10:09 PM (RIvkX)

34 I’ve heard or read the first joke multiple times. Makes me chuckle every time.

Posted by: polynikes at May 11, 2024 10:11 PM (MNhXM)

35
Mother's Day: Cards, gifts, breakfast in bed

Father's Day: Buy the old bastard a tie. And haven't you taken out the garbage? I have told you, repeatedly...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2024 10:12 PM (MoZTd)

36 Hi Bers, howzit hangin'?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 11, 2024 10:07 PM (FkUwd)

Dealing with a few leftover odds and ends from the surgery, but pretty damn good actually.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 11, 2024 10:12 PM (VwHCD)

37 Bob Marley shunned many Babylon t'ings-- doctors were one of many.

Posted by: mnw at May 11, 2024 10:12 PM (NLIak)

38 Heck of an ONT, MisHum. Thanks.

Posted by: scampydog at May 11, 2024 10:12 PM (41CYW)

39 Nurse is having surgery. Appendicitis.
Posted by: Mrs JTB at May 11, 2024 05

Oh no! Her date was tonight, too. Poor thing.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2024 05:34
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 11, 2024 10:06 PM (ju2Fy)

What a clever way to get out of it!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 11, 2024 10:12 PM (0eaVi)

40 John Kay was/is a very good singer and front man.

Posted by: Not For Ladies Only at May 11, 2024 10:13 PM (V5BDR)

41 Dealing with a few leftover odds and ends from the surgery, but pretty damn good actually.
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Good to hear!

Save those extra parts tho.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 11, 2024 10:14 PM (FkUwd)

42 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 11, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)

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The time has come, the walrus said, to speak of many things.

Posted by: 496 at May 11, 2024 10:14 PM (YIrNn)

43
What a clever way to get out of it!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 11, 2024 10:12 PM (0eaVi)

_________

That's one excuse she can never use again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2024 10:14 PM (MoZTd)

44 Good to hear!

Save those extra parts tho.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 11, 2024 10:14 PM (FkUwd)

I don't know what they did with them. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 11, 2024 10:14 PM (VwHCD)

45 What a clever way to get out of it!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 11, 2024 10:12 PM (0eaVi)/i]

My first thought was her instincts kicked and, as a nurse, she had a bulletproof alibi for canceling the date!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 11, 2024 10:15 PM (hOUT3)

46 >>Surveillance video captured the suspect take a drink from a bottle of 19 Crimes Cali Red before putting it back in the fridge, sheriff's officials said.

Red wine in the fridge is already designated for cooking, loser.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 11, 2024 10:15 PM (w6EFb)

47 Computers should be male because they mansplain things to you.

Posted by: polynikes at May 11, 2024 10:15 PM (MNhXM)

48 Thanks for the laughs MH.

Back to 'Train to Busan - Peninsula.' Fun South Korean zombie movies.

I've been watching more 'horror movies' lately, but they haven't been that bad. I've looked up lists of the scariest.

'Five Nights at Freddy's' was pretty good. Liked 'M3gan' and loved 'The Black Phone'...Violet McGraw was in 'M3gan'and her sister Madeleine won a Golden Chainsaw award for her fantastic performance in 'The Black Phone.' Back when I was on IG, I followed Madeleine. Sweetest family. Funny that the girls are in horror franchises.

Anyways back to 'Busan.' I think the pussification of our culture has drifted down to horror movies.

Posted by: Stateless at May 11, 2024 10:16 PM (jvJvP)

49 46 >>Surveillance video captured the suspect take a drink from a bottle of 19 Crimes Cali Red before putting it back in the fridge, sheriff's officials said.

Red wine in the fridge is already designated for cooking, loser.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 11, 2024 10:15 PM (w6EFb)

He's a fuqing robber, not a sommelier ...

Posted by: zombie Graham Kerr at May 11, 2024 10:16 PM (TTAGa)

50 The time has come, the walrus said, to speak of many things.
Posted by: 496 at May 11, 2024 10:14 PM (YIrNn)

It is getting harder and harder to find decent sealing wax!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 11, 2024 10:17 PM (hOUT3)

51 That computer joke works because they're everyone's problem.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - feeling mimsy as a borogove at May 11, 2024 10:17 PM (w6EFb)

52 Lewis Carol was a weird dude.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at May 11, 2024 10:17 PM (WvGHv)

53 Big do at the U of Washington campus tomorrow.
Pro Israel group to go up against antifa-based pro Hamas fucktards.
I'm so in on this.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2024 10:18 PM (W/lyH)

54 Willowed, from the Hobby Thread:

174 In early, from work.

Thank you all, for your kind words as regards the tower, antenna and weather station.

And prayers up for nurse, as well. Bet her date never heard THAT as a reason before, right?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2024 10:18 PM (e6UQI)

55 I was curious to know how the MSM covered the Trump mega MAGA rally in NJ. So I scanned the coverage.

Mostly they just didn't report on it. NBC News online, for example? crickets.

One of them managed to find 3 Proud Boys (supposedly), & so they covered that like a rug, of course.

Posted by: mnw at May 11, 2024 10:18 PM (NLIak)

56 Surveillance video captured the suspect take a drink from a bottle of 19 Crimes Cali Red before putting it back in the fridge, sheriff's officials said.

Red wine in the fridge is already designated for cooking, loser.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 11, 2024 10:15 PM (w6EFb)

Thats actually a pretty good Australian wine. Putting it in the fridge should be worth a night in the clink.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 11, 2024 10:19 PM (VwHCD)

57 So, if the person who dropped the recipe for Golden Chicken Soup is here, I want to thank you - everyone loved it, even Mama. I got the dried fenugreek leaves from Amazon and added them. Wonderful deep flavor.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - feeling mimsy as a borogove at May 11, 2024 10:20 PM (w6EFb)

58 A funny thing happened to Nansi Pelosi at the Oxford Union. 14 minutes of a reply by a 20'somthing Brit:

twitter.com/CitizenFreePres/status
/1789257632525492558

[Stop blowing the margins]

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2024 10:20 PM (IG4Id)

59 Carrying over from the music thread; Marley in particular, and reggae in general, are vastly overrated.

Posted by: filler at May 11, 2024 10:20 PM (/WcwU)

60 I'm probably wondering why you called me all here.

Wait. I mean...

Saturday ONT -- whoop!

Posted by: mindful webworker - and then... at May 11, 2024 10:21 PM (XC44l)

61 Thats actually a pretty good Australian wine. Putting it in the fridge should be worth a night in the clink.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 11, 2024 10:19 PM (VwHCD)

I like the 19 Crimes line, but you don't put a red in the fridge until it's already been open 2 or 3 days.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - feeling mimsy as a borogove at May 11, 2024 10:21 PM (w6EFb)

62 52 Lewis Carol was a weird dude.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade

And prescient:

'No, no!' said the Queen. 'Sentence first—verdict afterwards.'

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 11, 2024 10:22 PM (hOUT3)

63 Thats actually a pretty good Australian wine. Putting it in the fridge should be worth a night in the clink.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 11, 2024 10:19 PM (VwHC

You made me think of Daryl Hall, another musician who knows his wines.

Posted by: polynikes at May 11, 2024 10:22 PM (MNhXM)

64 I like the 19 Crimes line, but you don't put a red in the fridge until it's already been open 2 or 3 days.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - feeling mimsy as a borogove at May 11, 2024 10:21 PM (w6EFb)

A bottle of red shouldn't be around that long. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 11, 2024 10:23 PM (VwHCD)

65 62 52 Lewis Carol was a weird dude.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade

And prescient:

'No, no!' said the Queen. 'Sentence first—verdict afterwards.'
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 11, 2024 10:22 PM (hOUT3)

Truly, we are all through the looking glass ...

Posted by: browndog shakes his head at May 11, 2024 10:23 PM (TTAGa)

66 Hi friends! The computer joke was pretty darn funny, MisHum!

Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2024 10:24 PM (p4NUW)

67 Apparently there will be more northern lights tonight, but less impressive, probably

Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2024 10:24 PM (D7oie)

68 Wow! Had no idea Graham Kerr is still galloping along at 90.

Posted by: Happy Harry at May 11, 2024 10:24 PM (V5BDR)

69 It is getting harder and harder to find decent sealing wax!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 11, 2024 10:17 PM (hOUT3)

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The advent of "Lick it and stick it" really did a number on it, to be sure.

Posted by: 496 at May 11, 2024 10:24 PM (YIrNn)

70 5 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Moving Violations.

Presumably a load limit violation? I don't think he was speeding, or the cop couldn't have stopped him.

Posted by: mikeski at May 11, 2024 10:02 PM (DgGvY)
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You mean a PIT maneuver wouldn't work?

Posted by: Ciampino - Canadian Car Chase is best at May 11, 2024 10:24 PM (qfLjt)

71 68 Wow! Had no idea Graham Kerr is still galloping along at 90.
Posted by: Happy Harry at May 11, 2024 10:24 PM (V5BDR)

Well ... my liver isn't

Posted by: zombie Graham Kerr's Liver at May 11, 2024 10:25 PM (TTAGa)

72 I like that the Mad Hatter is based on haberdashers actually going ‘mad’ because of mercury poisoning.

Posted by: polynikes at May 11, 2024 10:26 PM (MNhXM)

73 Mad Hatter name.

Posted by: polynikes at May 11, 2024 10:27 PM (MNhXM)

74 are vastly overrated.
Posted by: filler at May 11, 2024 10:20 PM (/WcwU)

So are most genres by their most fanatical devotees and "researchers".

Posted by: GWB at May 11, 2024 10:27 PM (1zxQh)

75 Graham Kerr wasn't nearly as fun once he stopped drinking.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 11, 2024 10:28 PM (FkUwd)

76 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Moving Violations.

There's a law about that? You mean like a Canon?

Posted by: Ciampino - Canadian Car Chase is bestest at May 11, 2024 10:28 PM (qfLjt)

77 You made me think of Daryl Hall, another musician who knows his wines.

Posted by: polynikes at May 11, 2024 10:22 PM (MNhXM)

I'm not "that" much of a wine connoisseur. Give me a Merlot or Cabernet and I'm good. I'll drink the shit out of a paper cup if I have to. I will say though, doing some wine tasting in Tuscany kinda ruined me. I learned too much for my own good. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 11, 2024 10:28 PM (VwHCD)

78 You made me think of Daryl Hall, another musician who knows his wines.
Posted by: polynikes

If you watched "Yacht Rock," he also knew the terror of John Oates.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 11, 2024 10:28 PM (u/Zei)

79 The bad press about the Susquehanna Hat Company also led to the de-hatting of the USA.

Posted by: Child Labor Laws at May 11, 2024 10:29 PM (V5BDR)

80 What tank is that, an M-60?

Posted by: javems at May 11, 2024 10:29 PM (PI7fX)

81 My thought about the wine burglar:

The cops went to the trouble of doing DNA analysis for a plain vanilla residential burglary? Must've been the mayor's house.

I was the victim of an apartment burglary in Chicago once. The burglar dropped a prescription bottle with his name on it (assuming he hadn't stolen it). The cops wouldn't even seize the prescription bottle as evidence. Said I'd been watching too many crime shows on TV.

Of course, this was 50 years ago, so I'm sure such lazy, incompetent police work in Chicago is a thing of the past by now. /s

Posted by: mnw at May 11, 2024 10:30 PM (NLIak)

82 Good jokes, Misanthropic Humanitarian.

I also like the sign held up by a cute girl. Speaks truth to power, and so young.

I see you are recovering at home. Knee replacements are sure a lot better these days. Finally, tell the Fabulous she has a good eye. A most enjoyable ONT.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2024 10:30 PM (u82oZ)

83 Thank you, the two jokes were great and that traffic stop is hilarious. I can imagine the varied comments by passing motorists.
--
"Wait till the cop leaves then drop a gas shell on the cruiser!"

Posted by: Ciampino - Canadian Car Chase is bester at May 11, 2024 10:31 PM (qfLjt)

84 >>Carrying over from the music thread; Marley in particular, and reggae in general, are vastly overrated.

oy

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2024 10:32 PM (LkLld)

85 Commissar Hrothgar

Congratulations on another in a series of Firsts.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2024 10:32 PM (u82oZ)

86 I'm not "that" much of a wine connoisseur. Give me a Merlot or Cabernet and I'm good. I'll drink the shit out of a paper cup if I have to. I will say though, doing some wine tasting in Tuscany kinda ruined me. I learned too much for my own good. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Hah. I assume he knows wine only because he always has different wines when they have dinner on his show Daryl’s House. He may be just like you though and just enjoys it.

Posted by: polynikes at May 11, 2024 10:32 PM (MNhXM)

87 Yay, World Belly Dance Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 11, 2024 10:33 PM (dZVON)

88 Hi, Salty.

Hope Mrs. Salty is doing well.

Posted by: mnw at May 11, 2024 10:33 PM (NLIak)

89 Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Al Stewart was another musician with a big love of wine.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2024 10:33 PM (u82oZ)

90 58 A funny thing happened to Nansi Pelosi at the Oxford Union. 14 minutes of a reply by a 20'somthing Brit:

twitter.com/CitizenFreePres/status/
1789257632525492558
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Why is she there? Can they just keep her? Find a nice deep loch and just drop her in it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 11, 2024 10:33 PM (e9bwN)

91 Hey guys.

Thank you so much for the well wishes and prayers. I had an emergency appendectomy today. I'm back home. Sore and very tired, but so thankful for my#1 who stayed by my side and for the prayerful support from y'all. Words are not sufficient.

Blessings to all y'all.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2024 10:33 PM (b8Lea)

92 Yay, World Belly Dance Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Pakistan: ....

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2024 10:33 PM (IG4Id)

93 59 Carrying over from the music thread; Marley in particular, and reggae in general, are vastly overrated.
Posted by: filler at May 11, 2024 10

As my friend Polynikes would say, "You like what you like"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 11, 2024 10:34 PM (QXQ4l)

94 91 Hey guys. I'm back home.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2024 10:33 PM
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Hooray!!!

Posted by: TRex at May 11, 2024 10:35 PM (IQ6Gq)

95 Good to see you Nurse Ratched
Don't over do it!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 11, 2024 10:35 PM (QXQ4l)

96 Nurse - so glad you are recuperating! (((Big Hug)))

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at May 11, 2024 10:35 PM (n3DL0)

97 mnw

She is. You walk better that her, I imagine. But she is greatly improved from her hospital days.

It is still my fault she fell. But taking her to see 46 kindergartners sing in a gym has helped me in her regard.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2024 10:35 PM (u82oZ)

98 91
Best news of the day. Prayers will continue for your healing.

Posted by: Grateful at May 11, 2024 10:36 PM (IQ6Gq)

99 {{{nurse}}}

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 11, 2024 10:36 PM (llON8)

100 Thank you so much for the well wishes and prayers. I had an emergency appendectomy today. I'm back home. Sore and very tired, but so thankful for my#1 who stayed by my side and for the prayerful support from y'all. Words are not sufficient.

Blessings to all y'all.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2024 10:33 PM (b8Lea)

So, has your date called to see how you are?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 11, 2024 10:36 PM (0eaVi)

101 Mt stepdad's family had a vineyard in western PA. Duscellknoch and Frauch grapes. The bees, oh, the fucking bees.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 11, 2024 10:36 PM (R4t5M)

102 39 Nurse is having surgery. Appendicitis.
Posted by: Mrs JTB at May 11, 2024 05

Oh no! Her date was tonight, too. Poor thing.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2024 05:34
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 11, 2024 10:06 PM (ju2Fy)

What a clever way to get out of it!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 11, 2024 10:12 PM (0eaVi)
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I want to know how she arranged that.

Posted by: Ciampino - How To Get Off Work #01 at May 11, 2024 10:36 PM (qfLjt)

103 97 Salty

That's welcome news.

Posted by: mnw at May 11, 2024 10:36 PM (NLIak)

104 His uncle made great wine, though.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 11, 2024 10:37 PM (R4t5M)

105 Thanks for the update, Nurse! And now you get to eat all the ice cream you want!

Oh, wait, that's after a tonsillectomy....

Posted by: PabloD at May 11, 2024 10:38 PM (f7a6n)

106 nurse ratched

Prayers continue for a pain-free recovery.

Not showing a new scar for your date until you are ready is recommended. Hope he took it well, and will pay for healing menus containing Angus cows that dies happy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2024 10:38 PM (u82oZ)

107 Thank you so much for the well wishes and prayers. I had an emergency appendectomy today. I'm back home. Sore and very tired, but so thankful for my#1 who stayed by my side and for the prayerful support from y'all. Words are not sufficient.

1. Glad you're OK.

2. Hell of a way to get out of a date.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 11, 2024 10:38 PM (dZVON)

108 101 Mt stepdad's family had a vineyard in western PA.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 11, 2024 10:36 PM
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Western PA is known for a lot of things, but not vineyards.
Of course, it also isn't known for tornadoes either and that happened today.

Posted by: TRex at May 11, 2024 10:39 PM (IQ6Gq)

109 101 Mt stepdad's family had a vineyard in western PA. Duscellknoch and Frauch grapes. The bees, oh, the fucking bees.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

There are quite a few wineries up in West PA now. Small brewery's and distilleries too. None of that was there when I was growing up.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 11, 2024 10:40 PM (e9bwN)

110 Ciampino

A COVID-19 Wuhan diagnosis doesn't even work in school systems anymore. They are over it.

My department head said it best. " I'll never have COVID again, because I refuse to be tested."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2024 10:40 PM (u82oZ)

111 Marley made reggae famous but I like Steel Pulse much better.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2024 10:40 PM (RIvkX)

112 80 What tank is that, an M-60?
Posted by: javems at May 11, 2024 10:29 PM (PI7fX)

Yup

Posted by: tanldemon at May 11, 2024 10:41 PM (+VHb6)

113 For cigar aficionados, I'm giving a positive review of this Sobramesa Brulee Wagashi that I'm currently enjoying with my drink.

Posted by: PabloD at May 11, 2024 10:41 PM (f7a6n)

114 As my friend Polynikes would say, "You like what you like"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian'

True. I watched 'Garth Marenghi's Darkplace' and find it hilarious, but if you look at reviews, Man, do some people really despise that kind of humor. Makes them angry! One of those things...

Last evening I was going to go out for a few drinks in this resort town I'm in in Montenegro, but on the way back to the flat was this/close to being run down in a crosswalk by a speeding SUV with Moscow license plates, so decided to stay in and watch the 1989 Dolph Lundgren Punisher movie.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 11, 2024 10:41 PM (COxwo)

115 FOX News:

"Trump Rips Into Biden As Upwards of 80000 Attend Blue State Beachfront Rally" "NFL Legends Take Stage at Trump Rally in New Jersey"

NBC News:

what rally? was there a rally?

Posted by: mnw at May 11, 2024 10:42 PM (NLIak)

116 Western PA is known for a lot of things, but not vineyards.
Of course, it also isn't known for tornadoes either and that happened today.
Posted by: TRex at May 11, 2024 10:39 PM (IQ6Gq)

That was the next township over from my house. Damaged a church and ripped some roofs off. I got to watch some funnel clouds today.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 11, 2024 10:42 PM (R4t5M)

117 Puddleglum

Before Prohibition Kansas was a big provider in cooking wine and Elderberry wine.

Small vineyards abound now. One near me is called Liquid Art.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2024 10:42 PM (u82oZ)

118 >>Marley made reggae famous but I like Steel Pulse much better.

Jimmy Cliff. But I still like Marley a lot.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2024 10:42 PM (LkLld)

119 When I felt terrible in the belly, last October, emergency surgery saved my life, but didn't fix me up. Second major surgery at the beginning of April helped. More surgery will happen, some time. Long, tough road.

When I was nine, I felt terrible in my belly. They got to my burst appendix just in time. (I did not get to go home the same day, as Nurse R reportedly did.)

I was worried she might have something like I had lately. Relieved to read it was "only" appendicitis.

I'll bet she has a tidier scar than I got from that half-drunk country doctor who worked on me!

Tomorrow starts early. Time to fade away.

https://youtu.be/NN2L84dvoag

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - and then... at May 11, 2024 10:42 PM (XC44l)

120 I was watching YT videos earlier, including one with mechanics showing the weird things they get asked to fix. The one that still floors me is a car that had a noise in the back. It was either a chicken or rooster, live, on the axle!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 11, 2024 10:43 PM (VNX3d)

121 108 101 Mt stepdad's family had a vineyard in western PA.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 11, 2024 10:36 PM
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Western PA is known for a lot of things, but not vineyards.
Of course, it also isn't known for tornadoes either and that happened today.
Posted by: TRex

The only F5 tornado to hit PA happened 39 years ago, May 31, 1985. 30-40 tornados hit Eastern OH, Western PA & NY, and Ontario. No, that part of the country doesn't get tornados like that. If certainly doesn't get a bunch of F4's and an F5 on the same day either.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 11, 2024 10:43 PM (e9bwN)

122 So, has your date called to see how you are?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 11, 2024 10:36 PM (0eaVi)
====
Mom??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2024 10:44 PM (RIvkX)

123 Glad you're back, Nurse.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 11, 2024 10:44 PM (FkUwd)

124 116 That was the next township over from my house. Damaged a church and ripped some roofs off. I got to watch some funnel clouds today.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 11, 2024 10:42 PM
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Crazy. My old stomping grounds. Shout out to Mineral Beach, Trax and Duprees...

Posted by: TRex at May 11, 2024 10:44 PM (IQ6Gq)

125 It was either a chicken or rooster, live, on the axle!

I ain't gonna charge you, but imma keeping the chicken...

Posted by: PabloD at May 11, 2024 10:45 PM (f7a6n)

126 what rally? was there a rally?
Posted by: mnw at May 11, 2024 10:42 PM (NLIak)

Fake news!
Dezinformatsiya!
Journalistic malpractice!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 11, 2024 10:45 PM (hOUT3)

127 mindful webworker

I will suggest a Bodypaint Your Scars to the Hamas invaders.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2024 10:45 PM (u82oZ)

128 NBC News:

what rally? was there a rally?
Posted by: mnw at May 11, 2024 10:42 PM (NLIak)

The Lie By Omission. It's insidious.

Posted by: RickZ at May 11, 2024 10:45 PM (emlEe)

129 Learning a little about the Rastafarian religion also changed the way I appreciated the music.
/in Trenchtown

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2024 10:46 PM (RIvkX)

130 125 It was either a chicken or rooster, live, on the axle!

I ain't gonna charge you, but imma keeping the chicken...
Posted by: PabloD

That's just it. The video didn't indicate if they removed it, or left it there because the customer didn't want it fixed!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 11, 2024 10:46 PM (VNX3d)

131 Crazy. My old stomping grounds. Shout out to Mineral Beach, Trax and Duprees...
Posted by: TRex at May 11, 2024 10:44 PM (IQ6Gq)

Get the fuck out. I was at Duprees earlier today.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 11, 2024 10:46 PM (R4t5M)

132 How do you Jabberwocky a first?

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 11, 2024 10:47 PM (oQmdr)

133
It is getting harder and harder to find decent sealing wax!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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And, have you seen the price of cabbage lately?!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2024 10:47 PM (XeU6L)

134 nurse! So glad to see you here! Prayers for a speedy recovery.

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 11, 2024 10:47 PM (xQ/4D)

135 Have a great night, everyone. Gonna peek to see if I have an electric sky.

May you all have a serene night.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2024 10:48 PM (u82oZ)

136 131 Get the fuck out. I was at Duprees earlier today.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 11, 2024 10:46 PM
***
Small world. Sent Mothers day flowers from Duprees yesterday. Hope they're OK. Half a mile from the damaged church.

Posted by: TRex at May 11, 2024 10:49 PM (IQ6Gq)

137 Mom??
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2024 10:44 PM (RIvkX)

They guy who asked her.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 11, 2024 10:49 PM (0eaVi)

138 It was either a chicken or rooster, live, on the axle!

I ain't gonna charge you, but imma keeping the chicken...
Posted by: PabloD

That's just it. The video didn't indicate if they removed it, or left it there because the customer didn't want it fixed!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

If the mechanic did keep it, it's another sign of inflation. Chickens used to be used to pay doctors.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 11, 2024 10:50 PM (VNX3d)

139 Yesterday was for touristic activities, Church, and monastery. Stuff here is pretty old, 1100s. Kind of place where something from the 1700s is considered 'new'!
Not uncommon here for Orthodox and Catholic buildings to be right next to each other, and honestly I have trouble telling them apart the architecture is similar enough, until you get inside.

Haha!
There are always martyr Ikons and panels in both, about religious massacres. Outfits have been killing each other forever. Someone gets on a fanatic kick and commences killing off the others' clergy, things calm down for a while, rinse, repeat...

Posted by: LenNeal at May 11, 2024 10:52 PM (COxwo)

140 Western PA is known for a lot of things, but not vineyards.
Of course, it also isn't known for tornadoes either and that happened today.
Posted by: TRex at May 11, 2024 10:39 PM (IQ6Gq)

Actually that little neck of Pennsylvania that juts into Lake Erie is prime vinyard land.

I believe it is / was part of the Welches Cooperative

Posted by: browndog drives by this all the time at May 11, 2024 10:52 PM (TTAGa)

141 Small world. Sent Mothers day flowers from Duprees yesterday. Hope they're OK. Half a mile from the damaged church.
Posted by: TRex at May 11, 2024 10:49 PM (IQ6Gq)

I went and got my mother a nice Mandevilla.

It is a small world.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 11, 2024 10:52 PM (R4t5M)

142 RFK has a new campaign ad out:

https://t.ly/Kx3eO

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 11, 2024 10:53 PM (dZVON)

143 I am so glad your surgery went without a hitch. Continued prayers that you are back in fighting form asap, Nurse!

Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2024 10:53 PM (p4NUW)

144 I believe it is / was part of the Welches Cooperative
Posted by: browndog drives by this all the time at May 11, 2024 10:52 PM (TTAGa)

That's just sour grapes on Western PA's part.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 11, 2024 10:53 PM (0eaVi)

145 Amazing that nurse is home already, although had a friend who had hip surgery and returned home in a few hours. Modern medicine is good for some things, fake viruses not so much.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 11, 2024 10:54 PM (2NHgQ)

146 Best wishes for a quick recovery, nurse!

And MH, the secret to TKR is to do your OT religiously. Publius did and regained full straightening, something the surgeon didn't expect after so many years having it bent slightly.

Salty, dishwashers are treacherous and they're determined to get you sooner or later. Yours has already tasted blood. Be careful, and my best to the missus.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - feeling mimsy as a borogove at May 11, 2024 10:54 PM (w6EFb)

147 Oh, publius got a star from Wunderground for his station data.

He's a proud weather station papa.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - feeling mimsy as a borogove at May 11, 2024 10:57 PM (w6EFb)

148 Your Grace, the new dishwasher is safer. No outer handle, just a inset control panel.

The door on the old dishwasher was really broken.

I will pass your wishes on to her.

Now GTG.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2024 10:58 PM (u82oZ)

149 Thank you so much for the well wishes and prayers. I had an emergency appendectomy today. I'm back home. Sore and very tired, but so thankful for my#1 who stayed by my side and for the prayerful support from y'all. Words are not sufficient.

Blessings to all y'all.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2024 10:33 PM (b8Lea)

Glad you're doing good. I'm amazed you're home already.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 11, 2024 10:58 PM (VwHCD)

150 Yea, lots of wineries in the NW part of PA.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 11, 2024 10:58 PM (e9bwN)

151 Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - feeling mimsy as a borogove at May 11, 2024 10:54 PM (w6EFb)

You are right full therapy
The Fabulous keeps pushing me
This one has been better than my first 10!years ago

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 11, 2024 10:58 PM (QXQ4l)

152 Excellent to hear, MisHum!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - feeling mimsy as a borogove at May 11, 2024 10:59 PM (w6EFb)

153 Hello ONT!

Today's our 30th anniversary.
It's a good day.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 11, 2024 11:00 PM (yD62l)

154 Sorry, but I don't think Bob Marley ever harpooned a whale in his life.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2024 11:00 PM (bo7UB)

155 Local fauna where I am:

It never snows, I've been told it hasn't snowed here, even a dusting, in at least 50 years and in the gift shops you can buy outside thermometers but they are useless to me as they only go down to -10C/14F! They have African birds.

Yesterday I saw a Golden Jackal and a Pygmy Cormorant. It seems nobody even knows what's in the mountains, much of the country is totally inaccessible; nobody even goes climbing as the rock is vertically striated, and chunks regularly shear off to knife down like gigantic spear points. One I saw was the size of a parking lot and shaped like an Imperial Star Destroyer.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 11, 2024 11:00 PM (COxwo)

156 Fvck this shit...

I am a one person department five days a week. People who are supposed to help either hide in the another department or are pulled. But I have to help cover two or three other departments. And 9/10 the time overnight freight people do not work my department's freight.

And yet I was just 'talked' to about my lack of performance when it comes to working freight. By an idiot who waits until my immediate supervisor has a day off to have this talk. Not an official talk he says but he has two witnesses by 'accident.'

Fvck this sh1t with a flaming razor wire encrusted pineapple.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2024 11:01 PM (4ENgq)

157 >>>NBC News:
what rally? was there a rally?
Posted by: mnw at May 11, 2024 10:42 PM (NLIak)
The Lie By Omission. It's insidious.
Posted by: RickZ at May 11, 2024 10:45 PM (emlEe)

And it works for them.

Biden will 'win' the election.

Posted by: filler at May 11, 2024 11:01 PM (/WcwU)

158 Officer Panzerfaust takes another victim.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2024 11:01 PM (bo7UB)

159 120 I was watching YT videos earlier, including one with mechanics showing the weird things they get asked to fix. The one that still floors me is a car that had a noise in the back. It was either a chicken or rooster, live, on the axle!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 11, 2024 10:43 PM (VNX3d)
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Our beloved tabby, Pepper, who passed about 3 years ago at 22? We found her, a kitten, on my rear axle (1994 Bonneville) as I was getting ready for a trip and kept hearing this mewling while packing the car.

Posted by: Ciampino - How To Get Off Work #02 at May 11, 2024 11:01 PM (qfLjt)

160 Fvck this sh1t with a flaming razor wire encrusted pineapple.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2024 11:01 PM (4ENgq)

Are you mistreated by your employer? Do you suspect that unlawful discrimination motivated an adverse employment action against you?

Did you ever drink water at Camp Lejeune?

CALL ME

*throws business card on table*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2024 11:03 PM (bo7UB)

161 Congrats, vmom!

Posted by: PabloD at May 11, 2024 11:04 PM (f7a6n)

162 Hello ONT!

Today's our 30th anniversary.
It's a good day.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 11, 2024 11:00 PM (yD62l)

NEWLYWEDS!!!

*throws confetti*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2024 11:04 PM (bo7UB)

163 145 Amazing that nurse is home already, although had a friend who had hip surgery and returned home in a few hours. Modern medicine is good for some things, fake viruses not so much.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 11, 2024 10:54 PM (2NHgQ)
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Between Medicare and insurances, they work to get you out as quickly as possible even though a stay would be better. Staying overnight is Money.

Posted by: Ciampino - Hospitals can be hazardous to your health at May 11, 2024 11:08 PM (qfLjt)

164 91 Hey guys.

Thank you so much for the well wishes and prayers. I had an emergency appendectomy today. I'm back home. Sore and very tired, but so thankful for my#1 who stayed by my side and for the prayerful support from y'all. Words are not sufficient.

Blessings to all y'all.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2024 10:33 PM (b8Lea)

Fantastic news. So glad you knew the pain was something to be investigated by a doc.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 11, 2024 11:08 PM (vvmRO)

165 Glad your surgery went well and you're back home, Nurse. Wishing you well and a smooth recovery.

Posted by: scampydog at May 11, 2024 11:09 PM (41CYW)

166 150 Yea, lots of wineries in the NW part of PA.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 11, 2024 10:58 PM

***
Wasn't thinking of that area. In my brain, Western PA = Southwestern PA. Sorry, Erie.

Posted by: TRex at May 11, 2024 11:10 PM (IQ6Gq)

167 Get better nurse...
Anna Puma.....try not to strangle people yet. A day will come.

Anyways...'Train to Busan...Peninsula', watching it. South Korean zombie movie sequel.

Two enemies are in a room. Cabin boy comes in. Big enemy dude says 'Oh, he co es here often. I didn't realise you were a thing...'

The Koreans wouldn't allow booze commercials on at early hours to protect the kids! But then this bullshit!

Posted by: Stateless at May 11, 2024 11:10 PM (jvJvP)

168 Nurse, hope you heal fast. Prayers.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 11, 2024 11:10 PM (yD62l)

169
Well, no aurora in South Carlackey tonight by a long shot. Some of you up north may something again. But the intensity is waning now.

We had a G5 level back in 2003, and I'm trying to remember. I remember standing out and seeing some red lights one night, and that might have been it.

IOW, this is a once in 25 year thing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 11, 2024 11:11 PM (w6EFb)

170 126 what rally? was there a rally?
Posted by: mnw
-------------------------

You're not talking about the Trump rally attended by 100k people
the largest rally in NJ history. The rally featuring a NJ Democrat
turned Republican and also ex-presidential candidate
Douglas Burgham are you?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2024 11:12 PM (lCWOD)

171 The pic of the kid with the mother's day note is...precious.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2024 11:13 PM (lCWOD)

172 Biden 'is offering Israel top secret intelligence detailing exact locations of Hamas leaders and their hidden tunnels in bid to stave off full-scale invasion of Rafah'

https://mol.im/a/13407949

It's not really the leaders that matter as those are replaceable, but it's the fighters that need eradicating.

Posted by: Ciampino - Hamas needs to go extinct at May 11, 2024 11:16 PM (qfLjt)

173 >>ex-presidential candidate
Douglas Burgham are you?

Burgham seems to be rising as a potentila VP candidate.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2024 11:16 PM (LkLld)

174 Roger Corman, King of the B Movies, dies at 98.
------
Variety obit.:

https://tinyurl.com/3rbtwdnf

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 11, 2024 11:16 PM (ZdexC)

175 What little I heard of Burgham left me with a positive impression.

I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Posted by: PabloD at May 11, 2024 11:17 PM (TGpdu)

176 The towns that want to join in the border war: Six Sheriff's Departments sue their Democrat-run state for stopping them from working with ICE to stop the influx

https://mol.im/a/13395733

Posted by: Ciampino - enforce the law at May 11, 2024 11:18 PM (qfLjt)

177 >>ex-presidential candidate
Douglas Burgham are you?

Burgham seems to be rising as a potentila VP candidate.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2024 11:16 PM (LkLld)

Looks like he will be the pick imo.

Posted by: polynikes at May 11, 2024 11:18 PM (inGXk)

178 Just got here and saw the Bob Marley post.
Here's another one.

https://tinyurl.com/28fxfb3e

I was at this one. Maybe 8th row. The Music Hall is a pretty small venue.like an old time movie theatre.He danced the whole time. It was amazing. This one is a good example of how ome could get carried away by the music.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2024 11:19 PM (t/2Uw)

179 Fvck this sh1t with a flaming razor wire encrusted pineapple.
Posted by: Anna Puma
-------------------------------

I think Wally's in trouble. Went through our store the other day and there were more isles of trinkets that before. Looks like they've cut down on the number of employees per store also. They are following Sears business model.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2024 11:19 PM (lCWOD)

180 Arizona officials clash with Native Americans over plans to mine uranium from the Grand Canyon as tribes plead to cling on to land

https://mol.im/a/13395817

Posted by: Ciampino - sacred grounds you know at May 11, 2024 11:19 PM (qfLjt)

181 Roger Corman dead?

Well nowadays Hollywood spends $300 million for movies worse than anything Roger produced on a $10 budget.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2024 11:19 PM (4ENgq)

182 >>What little I heard of Burgham left me with a positive impression.

A good friend of my mine went to business school with him and has done business with him and says he is very smart and capable. Not flashy but solid.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2024 11:20 PM (LkLld)

183 Actually, I remember teaching at an after school English school. I forget the details, but one day the kids got to watch a movie. It was in Korean but I still went.

And it seemed like a romantic movie with two dudes. One of my favorite students, Winnie, was in the seats in front of me. I tapped her on the shoulder, she turned around to see my 'What the hell is going on?' look.

She did the universal swishy hands gay thing. I audibly went 'ughhh' because what the hell were the kids seeing this for? And a part of me died that day.

Back to the gay zombie movie thing I was enjoying up to 5 minutes ago. Would have been a great series of films. Let it burn

Posted by: Stateless at May 11, 2024 11:20 PM (jvJvP)

184 Trump: "Everything they touch... turns to what?"

https://t.co/CLsZ9okHN6

Posted by: Ciampino - cacca at May 11, 2024 11:20 PM (qfLjt)

185 >>ex-presidential candidate
Douglas Burgham are you?

Burgham seems to be rising as a potentila VP candidate.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2024 11:16 PM (LkLld)

Looks like he will be the pick imo.
Posted by: polynikes

I'm hoping for someone who'll emulate Sherman's march through Georgia on the federal government, or just our foreign aid and entanglements.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 11, 2024 11:20 PM (VNX3d)

186 DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm
A Christopher Lee documentary is on the works.

The doc will explore his life before acting, including his time in the special forces in World War 2 and how he tracked down Nazi war criminals after the war.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 11, 2024 11:21 PM (ZdexC)

187 Burgham seems to be rising as a potentila VP candidate.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2024 11:16 PM (LkLld)

Looks like he will be the pick imo.
Posted by: polynikes at May 11, 2024 11:18 PM (inGXk)
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The best I can say is he didn't piss me off during any of the debates.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2024 11:21 PM (RIvkX)

188 Burgham, seems like a good pick.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2024 11:22 PM (lCWOD)

189 Rest in peace, Roger Corman.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, My Two Cents at May 11, 2024 11:23 PM (l+fvR)

190 I'm going to be in Napa for a conference this July. It's going to be fun expensing the wine.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 11, 2024 11:24 PM (XT+5H)

191 184 Trump: "Everything they touch... turns to what?"

https://t.co/CLsZ9okHN6
Posted by: Ciampino -
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"I can't say that."

Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2024 11:24 PM (lCWOD)

192 Been busy/away but slowly catching up. Nurse had an appendectomy? Such beautiful weather in Seattle including Northern Lights. Unfortunately Crypt Kicker Biden was in town too. Get well soon, Nurse.

Posted by: Rex B at May 11, 2024 11:25 PM (GbY9M)

193 188 Burgham, seems like a good pick.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2024 11:22 PM (lCWOD)

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Trump would have to dig deep to find someone better.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2024 11:25 PM (bo7UB)

194 Maybe if Burgham is the VP, Trump can draw all the fire while he gets the job done.

Of course, we'd also need a Congress that wasn't packed with Uniparty RINOs.

Posted by: PabloD at May 11, 2024 11:26 PM (TGpdu)

195 Just got home from the Wildwood rally. Burgham was there, gave good speech and was much more animated than I've seen him before. Impressed.

We somehow managed to get in the 3rd row with seats. It was loads of fun, but I'm exhausted and wind burnt.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 11, 2024 11:26 PM (3ImbR)

196 Hey guys.

Thank you so much for the well wishes and prayers. I had an emergency appendectomy today. I'm back home. Sore and very tired, but so thankful for my#1 who stayed by my side and for the prayerful support from y'all. Words are not sufficient.

Blessings to all y'all.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2024 10:33 PM (b8Lea)

Fantastic news. So glad you knew the pain was something to be investigated by a doc.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

Worst case of butterflies evah.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 11, 2024 11:26 PM (cOq4q)

197
Today's our 30th anniversary.
It's a good day.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 11, 2024 11:00 PM (yD62l)

NEWLYWEDS!!!

*throws confetti*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2024 11:04 PM (bo

Hold hands, you lovebirds!

Posted by: Zombie Emil Sitka at May 11, 2024 11:27 PM (V5BDR)

198 {{{Nurse}}}
So glad you're home and have the company of your son.
Hope you're back at the range in no time.❤️🤠

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2024 11:27 PM (t/2Uw)

199 Always got Roger Smith and Roger Corman mixed up regard to who was married to Ann Margaret.

It was Roger Smith but I would alway say Roger Corman.

Posted by: polynikes at May 11, 2024 11:27 PM (inGXk)

200 Biden 'is offering Israel top secret intelligence detailing exact locations of Hamas leaders and their hidden tunnels in bid to stave off full-scale invasion of Rafah'
Posted by: Ciampino - Hamas needs to go extinct

Interesting that such information, which presumably would be vetted and assigned a high degree of confidence is only now being shared with an American ally. It's almost as if ...

I'm sure that the folks at Langley and the Puzzle Palace will cite "sources and methods" as a reason for withholding vital intel, or claim that Five-Eye is potentially vulnerable from any disclosure. But they tend to say that a lot.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 11, 2024 11:27 PM (u/Zei)

201 Worst case of butterflies evah.

Who knew the little bastards carried knives?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 11, 2024 11:28 PM (dZVON)

202 Today's our 30th anniversary.
It's a good day.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 11, 2024 11:00 PM (yD62l)
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Congrats. That's pretty cool. Hope you had a day of great memories.

Posted by: scampydog at May 11, 2024 11:28 PM (41CYW)

203 Bottom line Bud read it as;

“You are not to leave even one person alive in the cities of these nations that the Lord your God is about to give you as an inheritance.

You must completely destroy the Hittites, the Amorites, the Canaanites, the Perizzites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites, just as the Lord your God commanded you,

Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2024 11:29 PM (lCWOD)

204 Hey Hamas leaders we know where you're at. You better move.

Posted by: polynikes at May 11, 2024 11:29 PM (inGXk)

205 >>Just got home from the Wildwood rally.

Was the crowd as big as it looked?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2024 11:29 PM (LkLld)

206 Yeah Wally World is circling the drain.

They raised the starting pay and reduced manning levels. Part time positions almost vanished at the same time. Imagine that. Consequences.

The over night shift can't keep enough people at these reduced levels so usually about half the store's freight is never worked each night.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2024 11:30 PM (4ENgq)

207 Blessings to all y'all.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2024 10:33 PM (b8Lea)

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Wow, how weird. I'll bet that wasn't on your bingo card.

Congrats on a good outcome!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2024 11:30 PM (bo7UB)

208 Biden 'is offering Israel top secret intelligence detailing exact locations of Hamas leaders and their hidden tunnels in bid to stave off full-scale invasion of Rafah'
Posted by: Ciampino - Hamas needs to go extinct

Interesting that such information, which presumably would be vetted and assigned a high degree of confidence is only now being shared with an American ally. It's almost as if ...

I'm sure that the folks at Langley and the Puzzle Palace will cite "sources and methods" as a reason for withholding vital intel, or claim that Five-Eye is potentially vulnerable from any disclosure. But they tend to say that a lot.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea

So, the Biden Scumsucker Moving Company has already completed their relocation, and can share the starting addresses now?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 11, 2024 11:30 PM (VNX3d)

209 I find it hard to believe that the US has better intelligence than the Israelis. This may be a face saving measure. The Israelis are taking out Hamas and Hezbollah leaders driving in a car or sleeping I their beds on the 9th floor of a esidemtial building without harming any bystanders. You think the US knows where there are tunnels and where Hamas leaders are and the IDF doesn't know?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2024 11:33 PM (t/2Uw)

210 On a lighter note, I see that MeTV is starting a cartoon channel this summer. I haven't looked to see if it will be available in my area, but I hope so. I could use something interesting to watch!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 11, 2024 11:33 PM (VNX3d)

211 Dallas scores.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 11, 2024 11:33 PM (ufFY8)

212 Roger Perry was married to both Jo Anne Worley and Joyce Bulifant.

Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles at May 11, 2024 11:34 PM (V5BDR)

213 >>>Was the crowd as big as it looked?
~~~~~

It really was massive. To give you an idea, just the cordoned-off area with seats where I was held 14,000 people. And that was just a fraction of the people there. Cop told us it looked like double what they do for concerts which is 40,000, and the news reports are saying either 80,000 or 100,000.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 11, 2024 11:34 PM (3ImbR)

214 Roger Perry was married to both Jo Anne Worley and Joyce Bulifant.
Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles at May 11, 2024 11:34 PM (V5BDR)

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Simultaneously?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2024 11:35 PM (bo7UB)

215 "The Invisible Monster" from Jonny Quest still holds up. The monster itself is so abstract and weird-looking--like a UPA cartoon. Also, have to give it props for when it's invisible, it leaves two-foot tracts, but when it's visible, it modestly puts on a dress.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 11, 2024 11:35 PM (CHHv1)

216 The MeTV cartoon channel is basically going to show everything Cartoon Network used to show. So will get stuff like the Jetsons.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2024 11:35 PM (4ENgq)

217 216 The MeTV cartoon channel is basically going to show everything Cartoon Network used to show. So will get stuff like the Jetsons.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2024 11:35 PM (4ENgq)

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When they have 8-Man and Gigantor I'll pay attention.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2024 11:37 PM (bo7UB)

218 Both games tonight have been barn burners

Posted by: browndog likes end to end action at May 11, 2024 11:37 PM (TTAGa)

219 >> Biden 'is offering Israel top secret intelligence detailing exact locations of Hamas leaders and their hidden tunnels in bid to stave off full-scale invasion of Rafah'

The key part of that sentence is at the end. Why would Biden only offfer this information after he has withheld aid Congress has approved to prevent Israel from launching an attack on Rafa? Why wasn't this information shared as soon as it was available with no conditions? Why is Biden protecting terrorists who even if he hates Israel are holding American hostages?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2024 11:37 PM (LkLld)

220 So, the Biden Scumsucker Moving Company has already completed their relocation, and can share the starting addresses now?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Very likely indeed.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 11, 2024 11:37 PM (u/Zei)

221 Simultaneously?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 11, 2024 11:35 PM (bo7UB)

The very instant I hit send, I knew I should have added-Not at the same time.

Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles at May 11, 2024 11:37 PM (V5BDR)

222 Israeli sources: US rethinks decision to halt arms shipments, looks for ways to resume deliveries; Possible solution: Shipping heavy bombs but not allowing Israel to use them in civilian areas of Rafah,
@ynetalerts
reports.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2024 11:38 PM (t/2Uw)

223

Burghamentum
Burghamania
Burghamojo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2024 11:38 PM (63Dwl)

224 N.B. Wildwood is one of the widest beaches in the world, about 1/3 mile from boardwalk to water.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 11, 2024 11:39 PM (3ImbR)

225 >>and the news reports are saying either 80,000 or 100,000.

In blue New Jersey. But the polls are close. Sure.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2024 11:39 PM (LkLld)

226 Man's hilarious troll after city's petty order to hide his boat from wealthy neighbors: 'I'll do what they want, but not their way'

https://mol.im/a/13405351

Posted by: Ciampino - cacca sporca at May 11, 2024 11:39 PM (qfLjt)

227 I thought Ric Grennell did a good job reining in the IC or exposing them at least

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2024 11:40 PM (RIvkX)

228 Israeli sources: US rethinks decision to halt arms shipments, looks for ways to resume deliveries; Possible solution: Shipping heavy bombs but not allowing Israel to use them in civilian areas of Rafah,
@ynetalerts
reports.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)

I prefer the Babylon Bee's take: Israel gets American arms from the Taliban in Afghanistan. No politicians, and shorter delivery distance.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 11, 2024 11:40 PM (VNX3d)

229 N.B. Wildwood is one of the widest beaches in the world, about 1/3 mile from boardwalk to water.
Posted by: IrishEi
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This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: TrigglyPuff at May 11, 2024 11:40 PM (41CYW)

230 New Orleans second line > zydeco > reggae, if we are ranking Gulfy genres

Posted by: azjaeger at May 11, 2024 11:40 PM (3/XaG)

231 News Flash

If the US had not removed the Israeli stored munitions so they could be wasted in Ukraine...

Then the US wouldn't have to supply anything to Israel.

This is all DC and Joey's fault.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 11, 2024 11:41 PM (4ENgq)

232
Burghamentum
Burghamania
Burghamojo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2024 11:38 PM (63Dwl)

No can do. I'm physically and mentally drained from my dose of Asa-mentum early in the primary season. Jumped on the bandwagon with both feet. Might never be the same.

Posted by: Hutchinson Fever! at May 11, 2024 11:41 PM (V5BDR)

233 Good night all.
Chasing my grandson this afternoon has tired me out .
Sweet Dreams.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2024 11:42 PM (t/2Uw)

234 Man's hilarious troll after city's petty order to hide his boat from wealthy neighbors: 'I'll do what they want, but not their way'

https://mol.im/a/13405351
Posted by: Ciampino - cacca sporca

The best part is that the mural painter is getting a lot of business out of it.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 11, 2024 11:42 PM (VNX3d)

235 This is about me, isn't it.
Posted by: TrigglyPuff at May 11, 2024 11:40 PM (41CYW)
~~~~~

LOL Haven't thought of her in years.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 11, 2024 11:43 PM (3ImbR)

236 CPS scraps one of its guidelines for parents of trans kids

https://mol.im/a/13406139

We live in an asylum. No extraterrestrial will stop here, in fact they make sure their doors are locked.

Then there's this
https://tinyurl.com/44vpwxdx

Posted by: Ciampino - obscene is not enough at May 11, 2024 11:44 PM (qfLjt)

237 LOL Haven't thought of her in years.
Posted by: IrishEi
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Don't misgender me!!!

Posted by: TrigglyPuff at May 11, 2024 11:44 PM (41CYW)

238 Always got Roger Smith and Roger Corman mixed up regard to who was married to Ann Margaret.

It was Roger Smith but I would alway say Roger Corman.
Posted by: polynikes at May 11, 2024 11:27 PM (inGXk)

I'm sure Roger Corman thanks you. I would.

Posted by: RickZ at May 11, 2024 11:45 PM (emlEe)

239 Canadian Police Participate in Parade Glorifying Terrorists Including Talwinder Singh Parmar

https://tinyurl.com/4c77w8dm

Posted by: Ciampino - can't trust anyone at May 11, 2024 11:46 PM (qfLjt)

240 Did Roger Ramjet ever get married?

Posted by: Hero of Our Nation at May 11, 2024 11:46 PM (V5BDR)

241 I don't believe those Idiots in DC know more about Raffa than the Jews.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2024 11:47 PM (lCWOD)

242 154 Sorry, but I don't think Bob Marley ever harpooned a whale in his life.
Posted by: Cicero

I'm sure he banged a bunch of fat chicks in his life. He was high most of the time.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 11, 2024 11:50 PM (6PUpl)

243 Canada has jumped the shark.

Posted by: polynikes at May 11, 2024 11:51 PM (inGXk)

244 Why is Biden protecting terrorists who even if he hates Israel are holding American hostages?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2024 11:37 PM (LkLld)

I will take "Biden Hates Americans" for $800 Alex.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 11, 2024 11:52 PM (cOq4q)

245 Biden 'is offering Israel top secret intelligence detailing exact locations of Hamas leaders and their hidden tunnels in bid to stave off full-scale invasion of Rafah'
Posted by: Ciampino
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Probably found it in his garage.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2024 11:52 PM (XeU6L)

246 Beyond the pale: Catholic priest stuns worshippers by telling them Christ had an erection when he died on the cross in shocking Easter sermon

https://mol.im/a/13407635

Posted by: Ciampino - can't trust anyone any longer at May 11, 2024 11:53 PM (qfLjt)

247 ...There are always martyr Ikons and panels in both, about religious massacres. Outfits have been killing each other forever. Someone gets on a fanatic kick and commences killing off the others' clergy, things calm down for a while, rinse, repeat... Posted by: LenNeal at May 11, 2024 10:52 PM (COxwo)

You got your Icon on my Cleric! YOU got your Cleric on MY Icon!

Brought to you by Ressevich's Theology Butter Churns!

*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2024 11:53 PM (e6UQI)

248 Probably found it in his garage.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Heh

Posted by: scampydog at May 11, 2024 11:54 PM (41CYW)

249 Michael Jackson, Oprah Winfrey, Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Mike Tyson.

Some of the most prominent cultural figures in memory.

America sure is systemically racist.

Posted by: filler at May 11, 2024 11:54 PM (/WcwU)

250 243 Canada has jumped the shark.

Posted by: polynikes
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That train has left the station.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 11, 2024 11:56 PM (lCWOD)

251 Michael Jackson, Oprah Winfrey, Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Mike Tyson.

Some of the most prominent cultural figures in memory.

America sure is systemically racist.

Posted by: filler at May 11, 2024 11:54 PM (/WcwU)

Yeah I also try to forget Obama.

Posted by: polynikes at May 11, 2024 11:56 PM (inGXk)

252 >> I don't believe those Idiots in DC know more about Raffa than the Jews.

Even if they do, why the fuck are we conditioning telling Israel what we know?

If Trump was president and had the information he would have called Bibi immediately and given it to him and offered the weapons to finish the job. It's incredible where we are right now under Biden and Obama.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2024 11:57 PM (LkLld)

253 Congressman Brian Mast is confronted by pro-Palestine protestors and tells them 'Israel should go in and kick the s**t out of them'

https://mol.im/a/13407215

Posted by: Ciampino - flatten Gaza at May 11, 2024 11:57 PM (qfLjt)

254 When people refer to the "civilian areas" of Rafah, where are the military areas?

I can examine the satellite imagery of Israel and see the airfields, etc.

I cannot see anything in Rafah that would be termed a conventional military target.

(You can even see the tank farm (fuel?) that has been shown in some newswire stories.)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 11, 2024 11:58 PM (HlyYF)

255 Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 11, 2024 11:58 PM (HlyYF)

Can you see any hospitals or mosques?

Posted by: polynikes at May 11, 2024 11:59 PM (inGXk)

256 Un ordinateur
or if you can't recall if it's masculine, just stick with l'ordinateur.

French already has compter (to count) so they went with a new word instead.

Posted by: Sjg at May 12, 2024 12:00 AM (aqZN1)

257 Don't do drugs

https://tinyurl.com/bp7tvscu

Posted by: Ciampino - a tumbleweed? at May 12, 2024 12:00 AM (qfLjt)

258 Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 11, 2024 11:58 PM (HlyYF)

Can you see any hospitals or mosques?
Posted by: polynikes

Does Islam differentiate between civilian and military during a jihad?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2024 12:02 AM (VNX3d)

259 Don't do drugs
https://tinyurl.com/bp7tvscu
Posted by: Ciampino - a tumbleweed? at May 12, 2024 12:00 AM (qfLjt)

Well. That was...different.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 12, 2024 12:03 AM (EcuTp)

260 Watchout for skimmers:

https://tinyurl.com/ye23mzak

Posted by: Ciampino - at shops & gas stations at May 12, 2024 12:04 AM (qfLjt)

261 They don't have sharks in Canadia, but they do have Yaks.

Posted by: Royal Canadian Society of Irritating Conjecture at May 12, 2024 12:04 AM (ordTl)

262 Me thinks Mast wears his war wound like a crown.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2024 12:05 AM (lCWOD)

263 Knee replacement?
I'm 8 weeks in and I can finally walk without feeling I need a cane. 2 degrees up from flat and 115 degrees of flex. PT says I'm doing great, but...
I'm wearing a brace on the other knee and I'm going to hold out a lot longer before I get it done. I've got the chest zipper, and a knee replacement is both more painful and a more difficult rehab that open heart surgery.
Good luck with your recovery and I hope you only need one.

Posted by: buddhaha at May 12, 2024 12:06 AM (6G7Zz)

264 256 Un ordinateur
or if you can't recall if it's masculine, just stick with l'ordinateur.

French already has compter (to count) so they went with a new word instead.

Posted by: Sjg at May 12, 2024 12:00 AM (aqZN1)
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All I've ever heard is 'le computer' but this would be outside of France proper.

Posted by: Ciampino - De Gaulle would do his nut at May 12, 2024 12:06 AM (qfLjt)

265 Does Islam differentiate between civilian and military during a jihad?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Not according to OBL or Hamas/Gazans...
Any arab states actively assisting Israel clear out Hamas or do they just not want Gazan refugees? No

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 12, 2024 12:07 AM (cOq4q)

266 I have been an ocean fisherman since 8 years old in SoCal.
Going out on the party boats out of San Pedro with my dad and then, years later, taking my sons out also from San Pedro to fish the waters off Catalina for Yellow Tail, Rock Fish and White Sea Bass. I have always wanted to acquire the rigs that the known boat "spoilers" bring aboard (Captain's friends) (to boost the fish totals on a trip) yet they always seemed get the coveted back rail positions which always pissed me off especially when we arrived at "O-Dark 30" before them.

Just free forming a rant of little value tonight...but still.

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 12, 2024 12:08 AM (TDvv2)

267 Obama had Joey Shitpants pegged. He said he could f anything up.

Posted by: filler at May 12, 2024 12:08 AM (/WcwU)

268 258 Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 11, 2024 11:58 PM

Can you see any hospitals or mosques?
Posted by: polynikes

Does Islam differentiate between civilian and military during a jihad?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2024 12:02 AM

The ICC thinks there is a difference.

I believe Islam only differentiates between kafir (disbeliever or infidel) and mu'min (believer).

I don't know how IDF targeting can be a war crime if ALL of the military targets lie beneath human shields?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 12, 2024 12:09 AM (HlyYF)

269 Saudi Arabia introduces an AI robot called Mohammed. Wait and see what Mohammed does.

https://tinyurl.com/hnvmtm2v

Posted by: Ciampino - Dirty WOG at May 12, 2024 12:10 AM (qfLjt)

270 Saudi Arabia introduces an AI robot called Mohammed. Wait and see what Mohammed does.

https://tinyurl.com/hnvmtm2v
Posted by: Ciampino - Dirty WOG

It had to be grab woman's butt, grab her boob, or punch her.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2024 12:12 AM (VNX3d)

271 Posted by: buddhaha at May 12, 2024 12:06 AM (6G7Zz)

FYI , MH already had a replacement on the other knee. He has a baseline which to measure his rehab.

Posted by: polynikes at May 12, 2024 12:12 AM (inGXk)

272 Hamas announce a British-Israeli hostage has been killed in Gaza just hours after raising family's hopes by releasing video of him still alive

https://mol.im/a/13407165

Posted by: Ciampino - Dirty WOGs at May 12, 2024 12:13 AM (qfLjt)

273 RIP Roger Corman.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 12, 2024 12:14 AM (CHHv1)

274 Posted by: Ciampino - Dirty WOGs at May 12, 2024 12:13 AM (qfLjt)

What was Britain doing to get their citizen released. Has to have been more than we have.

Posted by: polynikes at May 12, 2024 12:15 AM (inGXk)

275 Law student Dana Abuqamar, a Palestinian activist with the Friends of Palestine at the Uni of Manchester, has had her Student Visa revoked.
Now do the rest.

https://t.co/VFf5aYKktQ

Posted by: Ciampino - Dirty WOGs don't get it at May 12, 2024 12:16 AM (qfLjt)

276 12 Bob Marley's melanoma was found on his big toe ... but too late

The more you know ...
Posted by: browndog limps around in sympathy at May 11, 2024 10:04 PM (TTAGa)

IIRC, it started under one of his toenails. Mr. TiFW had a line under one of his fingernails that he thought was fungus. Thankfully, his dermatologist saw it and didn't like what he saw. Got it while it was still in situ.

Given that he was a black man, I can't imagine that Mr. Marley or any of his doctors saw his until it had already spread into other parts of his body.

Melanoma under any nail does NOT have a good prognosis once it has started to spread. If you ever see any dark discoloration on any of your nails, PLEASE have it looked at/monitored. If the diilscoloration has jumped across the nail to the cuticle, insist on an appointment sooner rather than later.

Mr. TiFW's mother was very nice when she told him, "I TOLD you you needed to have that looked at!" 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 12, 2024 12:16 AM (SRRAx)

277 Think about it. The mediocre intellect that was Obama had disdain for Joey Shitpants. He really thought he was a joke.

Why he picked him VP.

Posted by: filler at May 12, 2024 12:18 AM (/WcwU)

278 Good evening everyone. Back from the wedding - lots of happy tears and much joy all around. My son spoke at length about losing his mom when he was so little and R. stepping up and raising him as though he was her own.

And so close to Mother's Day too. A great day was had by all.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2024 12:19 AM (oIV3h)

279 Law student Dana Abuqamar, a Palestinian activist with the Friends of Palestine at the Uni of Manchester, has had her Student Visa revoked.
Now do the rest.

https://t.co/VFf5aYKktQ
Posted by: Ciampino - Dirty WOGs don't get it

Cow-ta-pult to Palestine? Pork rinds for the in-flight meal?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2024 12:19 AM (VNX3d)

280 260 Watchout for skimmers:

https://tinyurl.com/ye23mzak
Posted by: Ciampino
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He probably put it there. Standing there defending it.
Bad for your reputation bro.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2024 12:19 AM (lCWOD)

281 If you all remember anything going into the 2024 election

Do remember how we came to this critical point in history...

OBAMA DID THIS!

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 12, 2024 12:20 AM (TDvv2)

282 You got your Icon on my Cleric! YOU got your Cleric on MY Icon!

Brought to you by Ressevich's Theology Butter Churns!

*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2024 11:53 PM (e6UQI)

Great. Now I want some candy.

***wanders off, muttering under breath***

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 12, 2024 12:21 AM (SRRAx)

283 1 dead after shooting inside Regal Cinemas theater in Ohio

https://tinyurl.com/y6y56knd

Posted by: Ciampino - scant news at May 12, 2024 12:21 AM (qfLjt)

284 Oh, and glad that our Nurse is doing better!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 12, 2024 12:22 AM (SRRAx)

285 Good evening everyone. Back from the wedding - lots of happy tears and much joy all around. My son spoke at length about losing his mom when he was so little and R. stepping up and raising him as though he was her own.

And so close to Mother's Day too. A great day was had by all.
Posted by: Tonypete
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Congrats to all involved, Tonypete. Sounds like a great day.

Posted by: scampydog at May 12, 2024 12:23 AM (41CYW)

286 Yeah, they were going to release 30 but couldn't guarantee that they were all breathing.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2024 12:26 AM (lCWOD)

287 Shocked, I says, shocked!

@nypost 3m
Hillary Clinton-produced play ‘Suffs’ failing to pack seats during peak Broadway season https://trib.al/XliIkE5

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 12, 2024 12:29 AM (IG4Id)

288 {{{nurse}}} I am very happy that you are OK. You are going to be very sore for a while, I think. Take care.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 12, 2024 12:31 AM (Sgq8y)

289 from San Pedro to fish the waters off Catalina for Yellow Tail, Rock Fish and White Sea Bass. I have always wanted to acquire the rigs that the known boat "spoilers" bring aboard (Captain's friends) (to boost the fish totals on a trip) yet they always seemed get the coveted back rail positions which always pissed me off especially when we arrived at "O-Dark 30" before them.

Just free forming a rant of little value tonight...but still.
Posted by: Nightwatch

Still find it weird that Catalina is owned by a corporation and oddly that you can't just move there without applying for residency. It sounds like some kinda immigration law or sompin'.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 12, 2024 12:31 AM (IG4Id)

290 vmom, if you're still around, congrats on your 30th - that's a real accomplishment!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - feeling mimsy as a borogove at May 12, 2024 12:32 AM (w6EFb)

291 I guess I better wipe down those whiskey bottles more thoroughly before I crack them on the head of a BLM protester.

Don't want my "DNA" to rat me out.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 12, 2024 12:35 AM (3hI7Q)

292
Still find it weird that Catalina is owned by a corporation and oddly that you can't just move there without applying for residency. It sounds like some kinda immigration law or sompin'.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

To sneak in would be a Catalina Caper.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2024 12:36 AM (63Dwl)

293 Congrats to all involved, Tonypete. Sounds like a great day.
Posted by: scampydog at May 12, 2024 12:23

Seconded from here. Also glad to hear Nurse is OK and hope for a quick recovery.

Posted by: Farmer at May 12, 2024 12:38 AM (VW5Ov)

294 There is so much wrong about that supposed Biden offer. So Biden and Blinken have known where Sinwar was and hadn't bothered to mention it til now???

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2024 12:38 AM (q3gwH)

295 There is so much wrong about that supposed Biden offer. So Biden and Blinken have known where Sinwar was and hadn't bothered to mention it til now???
Posted by: Tom Servo

Sinwar missed a protection payment?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2024 12:39 AM (VNX3d)

296 I guess I better wipe down those whiskey bottles more thoroughly before I crack them on the head of a BLM protester.
Don't want my "DNA" to rat me out.
Posted by: Dr. Bone
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While full may hit harder, I believe it best to empty those bottle first. For velocity of course. Happy to assist with that but wipe off my DNA too. Please.

Posted by: scampydog at May 12, 2024 12:39 AM (41CYW)

297 I guess I better wipe down those whiskey bottles more thoroughly before I crack them on the head of a BLM protester.
Don't want my "DNA" to rat me out.
Posted by: Dr. Bone
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While full may hit harder, I believe it best to empty those bottle first. For velocity of course. Happy to assist with that but wipe off my DNA too. Please.
Posted by: scampydog

Barrels or kegs might be required to achieve the desired attitude adjustment

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2024 12:41 AM (VNX3d)

298 Junior's college graduation was enjoyable. No protesters, so that was a bonus. Back home with Ma and Pa for summer internship before grad school this fall. Should be fun.

Posted by: scampydog at May 12, 2024 12:42 AM (41CYW)

299 287 Shocked, I says, shocked!

@nypost 3m
Hillary Clinton-produced play ‘Suffs’ failing to pack seats during peak Broadway season https://trib.al/XliIkE5
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Those ghost writers, producers, actors, theater owner, and grip boy, did not kill themselves.

(too soon?)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 12, 2024 12:43 AM (e9bwN)

300 Being pretend subliterate is a thing with some blacks in the media. Exactly who are they pandering to? And why?

Posted by: filler at May 12, 2024 12:45 AM (/WcwU)

301 Those ghost writers, producers, actors, theater owner, and grip boy, did not kill themselves.

(too soon?)

Maybe, but it still appears to have a high degree of accuracy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 12, 2024 12:45 AM (dZVON)

302 >>>Even if they do, why the fuck are we conditioning telling Israel what we know?

Quid pro quo. Right?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - feeling mimsy as a borogove at May 12, 2024 12:47 AM (w6EFb)

303 267 Obama had Joey Shitpants pegged. He said he could f anything up.
Posted by: filler

Phrasing!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 12, 2024 12:47 AM (e9bwN)

304 The top photo just screams, "Give me a beer," and I haven't drank beer with any regularity in years.

*big sigh*

The northern lights in this area where pretty lack-luster; dusty but no color.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 12, 2024 12:48 AM (3hI7Q)

305 The Biden administration is cracking down on horrific discrimination in two Texas school districts

https://tinyurl.com/mvwjz4k2

How does this warrant a Federal investigation? Legally there is no law banning the n-word, for example. The FBI gets called for mis-pronouning someone?

Meanwhile the Feds actively help and encourage an invasion?

Posted by: Ciampino - FBI called because someone misnamed others? at May 12, 2024 12:48 AM (qfLjt)

306 289
Heh

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 12, 2024 12:49 AM (TDvv2)

307 292

Would need my own special charter with former military types

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 12, 2024 12:50 AM (TDvv2)

308 Arizona officials clash with Native Americans over plans to mine uranium from the Grand Canyon as tribes plead to cling on to land

https://mol.im/a/1339581
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Pardon me if I'm not impressed. The tribes claim this is some sort of sacred land. Last month the Dine' were bitching about plans for Moon colonies because the Moon is sacred. The Navajo Nation is already larger than 7 states, the Hopi are nowhere near this land, and the Havasupi already control the lower Grand Canyon. When I travel tribal land I try to leave a few bucks behind at native businesses, I support the Navajo Water Project, and we have a bunch of pottery and other artisan products bought directly, but this is bullshit from the tribes. P.us it's a result of Biden, so you know it isn't in the best interests of the country.

Posted by: buddhaha at May 12, 2024 12:53 AM (wz0JR)

309 Golf in the morn. G'night all and Happy Mother's Day to all the ettes

Posted by: scampydog at May 12, 2024 12:54 AM (41CYW)

310 >>Quid pro quo. Right?

At least.

Israel is one of our oldest, most reliable and trusted allies, they aren't Ukraine. And we still have American hostages held by Hamas. It's sickening where this country is now.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2024 12:55 AM (LkLld)

311 >>> Arizona officials clash with Native Americans over plans to mine uranium from the Grand Canyon as tribes plead to cling on to land

Would this not be an issue but for Hillary selling other mining rights to RUSSIA!!!!1111!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 12, 2024 12:57 AM (cOq4q)

312 Thank you so much for the well wishes and prayers. I had an emergency appendectomy today. I'm back home. Sore and very tired, but so thankful for my#1 who stayed by my side and for the prayerful support from y'all. Words are not sufficient.

Blessings to all y'all.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2024 10:33 PM (b8Lea)

Woo-hoo! Glad to have you back, Nurse. Your biggest chore now will be to learn to play accordion with your toes.

Since without an appendix, you will have to do footnotes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2024 12:58 AM (8zz6B)

313 305 The Biden administration is cracking down on horrific discrimination in two Texas school districts

https://tinyurl.com/mvwjz4k2

How does this warrant a Federal investigation? Legally there is no law banning the n-word, for example. The FBI gets called for mis-pronouning someone?

Meanwhile the Feds actively help and encourage an invasion?
Posted by: Ciampino - FBI called because someone misnamed others? at May 12, 2024 12:48 AM (qfLjt

So many things in that story sound highly improbable.

Posted by: Emmie at May 12, 2024 01:01 AM (Sf2cq)

314 American hostages, alive or dead?

_Well, maybe.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2024 01:01 AM (lCWOD)

315 Since without an appendix, you will have to do footnotes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Everything buttoned down?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2024 01:05 AM (lCWOD)

316 Jack nobody cares about the hostages. Aren't they after all Jew dual citizens? Ted Kopple isn't walking thru the door.

Posted by: filler at May 12, 2024 01:10 AM (/WcwU)

317 Switzerland's Nemo has claimed the 2024 Eurovision trophy, becoming the first nonbinary winner in the contest's history.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2024 01:11 AM (lCWOD)

318 Never listened to much Steppenwolf back in the day, but John Kay seems to be some sort of smarty-pants moron rocker.

Interesting.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 12, 2024 01:12 AM (3hI7Q)

319 A team of researchers has found evidence that daily consumption of olive oil may reduce the chances of developing dementia.
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Research has also determined that I may win the lottery.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2024 01:14 AM (lCWOD)

320 I did the research into how an appendectomy is performed.

There is a distinct LACK of Hot Iron being applied, anywhere in the process, as described.

QUACKS! The doctors are all QUACKS!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 12, 2024 01:17 AM (e6UQI)

321 >>>Research has also determined that I may win the lottery.

Posted by: Braenyard

>My experts tell me that Climate Change will destroy civilization before I hit the MegaMillions or Powerball.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 12, 2024 01:17 AM (3hI7Q)

322 Koppel basically buried Carter with the Iranian hostage crisis, paving the way for Reagan.

And the media today runs cover Biden. Pathetic.

Posted by: filler at May 12, 2024 01:19 AM (/WcwU)

323 A team of researchers has found evidence that daily consumption of olive oil may reduce the chances of developing dementia.

And coffee is good...wait...bad for you. Most of these types of revelations from "researchers" or "experts" are pure garbage.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 12, 2024 01:21 AM (mH6SG)

324 BFD the experts are not so expert.

They got it almost all wrong with Covid.

Posted by: filler at May 12, 2024 01:27 AM (/WcwU)

325 On Thursday, a gay couple filed a class action lawsuit against New York City because the city’s health insurance plan does not cover in vitro fertilization (IVF) for male couples.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2024 01:28 AM (lCWOD)

326 On Thursday, a gay couple filed a class action lawsuit against New York City because the city’s health insurance plan does not cover in vitro fertilization (IVF) for male couples.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2024 01:28 AM (lCWOD)

what are they going to fertilize? I doubt either partner produces eggs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2024 01:31 AM (8zz6B)

327 They got it almost all wrong with Covid.

Posted by: filler at May 12, 2024 01:27 AM (/WcwU)

Did they get anything right?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - feeling mimsy as a borogove at May 12, 2024 01:31 AM (w6EFb)

328 323 A team of researchers has found evidence that daily consumption of olive oil may reduce the chances of developing dementia.

And coffee is good...wait...bad for you. Most of these types of revelations from "researchers" or "experts" are pure garbage.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 12

Coffee is gud for you
I'm an expert

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 12, 2024 01:34 AM (QXQ4l)

329 Media is still pulling the Straw Man that Kennedy is pulling votes from Trump.

--- : > “I think that it [Kennedy's polling] will drop in half if Republicans learn the views, right now they don’t know these things,” Penn told Fox News’s Sean Hannity. “And there’s a group of Republicans that don’t like...

Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2024 01:34 AM (lCWOD)

330 ...On Thursday, a gay couple filed a class action lawsuit against New York City because the city’s health insurance plan does not cover in vitro fertilization (IVF) for male couples. Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2024 01:28 AM (lCWOD)

what are they going to fertilize? I doubt either partner produces eggs. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2024 01:31 AM (8zz6B)

They are hoping to progeneratae Moar Assholes.

But medical efforts will fail at such.

The real success is found on Colledge KKKampuses, breeding all manner of new KKKlanz, Nazis, Stalinists and Maoist KKKolledge KKKadres.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 12, 2024 01:35 AM (e6UQI)

331 320

In the old days it was a simple "McBurney's" incision which provides good exposure for performing open appendectomies and is made obliquely at the McBurney point, two-thirds from the umbilicus to the anterior superior iliac spine.

Now adays the go with the Laparoscopic Appendectomy with 3 small holes and less dissection's of the overlying muscle masses.

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 12, 2024 01:36 AM (TDvv2)

332 Central Florida Queers for Palestine who wanted to create mayhem on the roads [blocking hwy going to Disney World]. Luckily, this stunt only lasted 11 minutes before police arrested them.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2024 01:39 AM (lCWOD)

333 Saudi Arabia introduces an AI robot called Mohammed. Wait and see what Mohammed does.
https://tinyurl.com/hnvmtm2v
Posted by: Ciampino

Wait a minute. I thought creating images of their prophet was grounds for murderin'.

Posted by: mikeski at May 12, 2024 01:39 AM (DgGvY)

334 They got it almost all wrong with Covid.
Posted by: filler

Did they get anything right?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

1) They identified the disease was caused by a virus.
2) ummm.....

Posted by: mikeski at May 12, 2024 01:41 AM (DgGvY)

335 Laparoscopic Appendectomy, they shred and vacuum it at the same time?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2024 01:42 AM (lCWOD)

336 Wait a minute. I thought creating images of their prophet was grounds for murderin'.

Posted by: mikeski at May 12, 2024 01:39 AM (DgGvY)

It's halal. It'll be a self-destruct AI robot.

Posted by: RickZ at May 12, 2024 01:43 AM (emlEe)

337 Central Florida Queers for Palestine who wanted to create mayhem on the roads [blocking hwy going to Disney World]. Luckily, this stunt only lasted 11 minutes before police arrested them.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2024 01:39 AM (lCWOD)

Florida cops fucked up. They should have maneuvered the queers such that the only traffic they could block was that going to DEIsney World. Re-direct all travelers on non DEIsney business. Win, win.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2024 01:44 AM (8zz6B)

338 Penn told Fox News’s Sean Hannity. “And there’s a group of Republicans that don’t like...
Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2024 01:34 AM (lCWOD)

I think it's safe to assume that Penn, whoever he is, is not unfamiliar with the taste of penis.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2024 01:46 AM (8zz6B)

339 Try to imagine a big time "mainstream" media figure today going after Biden the way Koppel did to Carter.

While Bidens diminished faculties is an obvious target it will never happen.

Posted by: filler at May 12, 2024 01:46 AM (/WcwU)

340 Bird Flu Engineered to Infect Humans Could Be Lab-Produced ‘in Months,’ Former CDC Director Says
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Oh, joy.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2024 01:47 AM (lCWOD)

341 I am thinking that any further "Pro Palestine" protests should be met with BEAR SPRAY & 40 MIKEMIKE Rubber rounds to the tender spots.

We should look into European styled WATER CANNONS as well.

Enough of these spoiled children acting like some drug induced vision of revolutionary's

Time to send them home to their parent's basements.

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 12, 2024 01:47 AM (TDvv2)

342 ...Laparoscopic Appendectomy, they shred and vacuum it at the same time? Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2024 01:42 AM (lCWOD)

No.

You've just described the Walletectomy, and it is performed by your Ex-Wife's Attorney.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 12, 2024 01:49 AM (e6UQI)

343
Evening, all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 12, 2024 01:50 AM (ny95y)

344 335

Naw dude, careful clipping...tie off... and then suctioning the offending appendices out of the surgical bed...

It's not an abortion after all.

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 12, 2024 01:52 AM (TDvv2)

345 Night Horde...

GEEEZ

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 12, 2024 01:56 AM (TDvv2)

346 Had a nice visit with AZ Deplorable Moron and his lovely wife this afternoon. Numerous craft beers were consumed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2024 02:02 AM (8zz6B)

347 Time for me to hit the hay.
Happy trails, AOP, be safe.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2024 02:03 AM (lCWOD)

348 Time for me to hit the hay.
Happy trails, AOP, be safe.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2024 02:03 AM (lCWOD)

Thank you! Plan is to hit the road if I am done the small shit any time before noon. If I find myself here after noon, I will depart early Monday morning.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2024 02:06 AM (8zz6B)

349 Night Horde, safe travels AOP. Sleep well, nurse.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 12, 2024 02:06 AM (Sgq8y)

350 https://tinyurl.com/34fanz2v
A good 20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2024 02:07 AM (fwDg9)

351 Night Horde, safe travels AOP. Sleep well, nurse.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 12, 2024 02:06 AM (Sgq8y)

Night, Debby.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2024 02:08 AM (8zz6B)

352 AI Mohammed can suck my AI cock.

These tribal clowns need to fucking mutate, evolve and grow into the 22nd century.

Call me, motherfuckers, I can help.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 12, 2024 02:19 AM (3hI7Q)

353 https://tinyurl.com/34fanz2v
A good 20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2024 02:07 AM (fwDg9)

Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at May 12, 2024 02:29 AM (T4tVD)

354 91 Hey guys.

Thank you so much for the well wishes and prayers. I had an emergency appendectomy today. I'm back home. Sore and very tired, but so thankful for my#1 who stayed by my side and for the prayerful support from y'all. Words are not sufficient.

Blessings to all y'all.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2024 10:33 PM (b8Lea)

YAY!!! Thank you for checking in so loud and clear!

Posted by: m at May 12, 2024 02:32 AM (o3SCB)

355 Happy to hear that NR came through - and lost weight at the same time.

Have a relaxing recuperation!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 12, 2024 02:39 AM (3jjRs)

356 Time for me to hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2024 02:48 AM (8zz6B)

357 I'm hoping for someone who'll emulate Sherman's march through Georgia on the federal government, or just our foreign aid and entanglements.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 11, 2024 11:20 PM (VNX3d)

Even if we become whiny and isolationist like so many want, that still leaves a massive amount of the leviathan. How about we don’t go isolationist but start employing DIME in foreign policy?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 12, 2024 02:58 AM (Ds3Rc)

358 350 https://tinyurl.com/34fanz2v
A good 20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2024 02:07 AM (fwDg9)

Thanks, Skip!

Posted by: m at May 12, 2024 03:10 AM (o3SCB)

359 Cook County detectives

How do they have any time to chase burglars?

Posted by: DaveA at May 12, 2024 03:12 AM (FhXTo)

360 Burgum. Bur-gum. He must have accumulated some "how-to-remember-the-spelling" memes.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2024 03:51 AM (o3SCB)

361 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at May 12, 2024 04:06 AM (o3SCB)

362 On Thursday, a gay couple filed a class action lawsuit against New York City because the city’s health insurance plan does not cover in vitro fertilization (IVF) for male couples.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2024 01:28 AM (lCWOD)

what are they going to fertilize? I doubt either partner produces eggs.
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A turd?

Posted by: Ciampino - FBI called because someone misnamed others?! at May 12, 2024 06:58 AM (qfLjt)

363 @23/Commissar Hrothgar:

Protestors blocking highway arrested within 11 minutes, and Florida has zero tolerance for this? More of this, please.

Florida has become a peninsula of sanity.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 12, 2024 07:58 AM (O7YUW)

364 I saw Peninsula of Sanity open for Insane Clown Posse. You don't wanna know.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - feeling mimsy as a borogove at May 12, 2024 12:24 PM (w6EFb)

365 Your M-60 is illegally parked.

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