Green-Eyed Monsters Cafe

12 i'm reading a Dan Jones history of the middle ages. all of the Muslim conquests are "efficient" and they're very tolerant, they only insist on a rule by Muslims and the imposition of the jizya. Charles Martel wasn't all that great and his legacy is veneration by "far right" and "white supremacist" groups.

it's called Powers and Thrones, it's not good anyway.

Posted by: ace at April 29, 2024 07:48 PM (KRtlO)

13
it's called Powers and Thrones, it's not good anyway.
Posted by: ace

Does it describe what happens to you if you can't pay the jizya? Oh, yeah, wife and daughters taken and sold into harems, you and your sons slaves.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 29, 2024 07:51 PM (qNR+I)

14 "is this AI"
No, you can buy a pack of 5 for 9.99 on Evan Era Tv Shop.

https://tinyurl.com/2zuzex7u

Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2024 07:51 PM (NpAcC)

15 I wonder if ace would get in trouble if he posted vid of someone smoking and didn't condemn the habit.
I am of the firm conviction that smoking tobacco is better than smoking weed.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 29, 2024 07:52 PM (IG7T0)

16 The officers were first shot at by the wanted suspect as they approached the suburban home in Charlotte and they killed him in the front yard, Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Chief Johnny Jennings said.

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How do a handful of officers get dead in this scenario?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 07:54 PM (9Ct69)

17 Fine crop of vids! Upvote "Family photo."

Posted by: gp's Got Nuthin at April 29, 2024 07:54 PM (MvF+J)

18 Attention whores at UGA: things don't work out the way they expected. They should be tazed just for being so annoying.

https://tinyurl.com/28xtux9p

Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2024 07:54 PM (CsUN+)

19 Flash Email Traffic: PSA 16" MIDLENGTH 5.56 NATO 1:7 NITRIDE MOE ODG RIFLE KIT - 516444601

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Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2024 07:55 PM (aD39U)

20 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2024 07:55 PM (T4tVD)

21 The officers were first shot at by the wanted suspect as they approached the suburban home in Charlotte and they killed him in the front yard, Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Chief Johnny Jennings said.

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How do a handful of officers get dead in this scenario?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 07:54 PM (9Ct69)

Glock switch?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2024 07:56 PM (aD39U)

22 it's called Powers and Thrones, it's not good anyway.
Posted by: ace

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I recently visited a really fancy episcopalian church. I'm a whooping and hollering Southern Baptist, still with shape note singing hymnals and just a couple of steps away from snake handling. A "low" church if there ever was one.

I was introduced to the high church term "smells and bells" yesterday, which I thought was hilarious.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 07:56 PM (9Ct69)

23 that smoking tobacco is better than smoking weed.
Posted by: Jamaica at April 29, 2024 07:52 PM (IG7T0)

I thought weed healed all ailments? That's the bs floated by all the 'legalize it' around here

Posted by: A dude in MI at April 29, 2024 07:56 PM (/6GbT)

24 How do a handful of officers get dead in this scenario?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 07:54 PM (9Ct69)

Because another shooter in the house opened up on them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 07:57 PM (8zz6B)

25 How do a handful of officers get dead in this scenario?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 07:54 PM (9Ct69)

There may have been one or two other shooters.

Posted by: polynikes at April 29, 2024 07:57 PM (dOnWV)

26 no the book doesn't say what happened if you couldn't play the jizya. It does talk up how civilized it all was and how tolerant.

but if you think it's a good thing that Charles martel fought off an invading (colonizing) army, you're a white supremacist.

Posted by: ace at April 29, 2024 07:57 PM (KRtlO)

27 How do a handful of officers get dead in this scenario?
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Glock switch?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

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In an area with a 3.5% white population?

I shant believe it. I simply shant.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 07:57 PM (9Ct69)

28 I am of the firm conviction that smoking tobacco is better than smoking weed.
Posted by: Jamaica

Well that's ironic.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 29, 2024 07:57 PM (KAi1n)

29 Black-backed kingfisher: https://tinyurl.com/mryhy7ks

Posted by: gp's Got Nuthin at April 29, 2024 07:57 PM (MvF+J)

30 That panda!

"I'm soakin' wet, my woman's done left me and the bamboo's come down with root rot. What a life!"

Posted by: Paco at April 29, 2024 07:58 PM (njExo)

31
Attention whores at UGA: things don't work out the way they expected. They should be tazed just for being so annoying.

https://tinyurl.com/28xtux9p
Posted by: Archimedes

I love the brave mouthers-off providing "support" from a safe distance. Get in there and mix it up, sport-os.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 29, 2024 07:59 PM (xG4kz)

32 16 The officers were first shot at by the wanted suspect as they approached the suburban home in Charlotte and they killed him in the front yard, Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Chief Johnny Jennings said.

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How do a handful of officers get dead in this scenario?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 07:54 PM (9Ct69)

You know, 31 years ago, all that needed to happen was for David Koresh to be arrested when he was in town. It would have been a much simpler affair. And above all, it wouldn’t have been a spectacular raid. The feds needed spectacle. So they did what they did instead, and you see what happened there.

Why am I thinking something similar happened here?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 29, 2024 07:59 PM (uTTG7)

33 The "alpha dog" link - that's how you know who does the feeding

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 29, 2024 07:59 PM (n/1xr)

34 Maybe the cops are as poorly trained as everybody else.

Posted by: Oschisms at April 29, 2024 07:59 PM (JQiMb)

35 I am of the firm conviction that smoking tobacco is better than smoking weed.
Posted by: Jamaica

Well that's ironic.

Get out. Jes get out, mon!

Posted by: Zombie Bob Marley at April 29, 2024 08:00 PM (vtRd1)

36 Glitch cat set off Mineola some kind.

Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2024 08:00 PM (NxC5+)

37 How do a handful of officers get dead in this scenario?
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Because another shooter in the house opened up on them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

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That seems like incredibly poor planning if so. A fugitive that is fugitive enough that you need multiple US Marshalls and you just walk up to him in his front yard so you can be shot.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 08:00 PM (9Ct69)

38 Has Columbia been burned to the ground yet?

Lie to me if you need to.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2024 08:00 PM (rJ7Hd)

39 Maybe the cops are as poorly trained as everybody else.
Posted by: Oschisms at April 29, 2024 07:59 PM (JQiMb)

Uvalde set the standard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2024 08:01 PM (vtRd1)

40 Mom is getting frustrated!

https://shorturl.at/huxMP

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 29, 2024 08:02 PM (L/fGl)

41 After days of watching the American Nazi Party organizing the persecution of Jews on American campuses, I really needed this. Thank you for the videos.

And pray for America.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 29, 2024 08:02 PM (KEWDx)

42 Willowed
That shootout. here's more from Daily Mail

https://tinyurl.com/ywtb7ck4

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #55 at April 29, 2024 08:02 PM (qfLjt)

43 Cat glitches are supposedly a tactic to lure avian prey. You work with what you got I guess.

Posted by: gp's Got Nuthin at April 29, 2024 08:02 PM (MvF+J)

44
fancy episcopalian church

Stick around long enough and they'll reveal their secrets for getting an entire hockey stick jammed up their ass before the service begins.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 29, 2024 08:02 PM (xG4kz)

45 26 no the book doesn't say what happened if you couldn't play the jizya. It does talk up how civilized it all was and how tolerant.

but if you think it's a good thing that Charles martel fought off an invading (colonizing) army, you're a white supremacist.
Posted by: ace at April 29, 2024 07:57 PM (KRtlO)
______
The way that term is used nowadays, I have to ask "What's wrong with being a white supremacist?"

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 08:02 PM (1bNHn)

46 Glocks are garbage.

Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2024 08:02 PM (B705c)

47 >>Lay on your dog’s bed and see how they react.

I do. Every night. Used to be my bed but Elvis allows me some space.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2024 08:03 PM (LkLld)

48 This cat is glitching.

obligatoryMatrixcomment

Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2024 08:03 PM (DgGvY)

49 That's gotta be the Jimmah Cahtah killer wabbit in that last vid.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 29, 2024 08:03 PM (mH6SG)

50 Is the nostalgia in the room with us now?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 29, 2024 08:03 PM (as3uC)

51 Are sloths any lazier than pandas? They get that rep, but from the clips we see here, I doubt it.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 08:03 PM (1bNHn)

52 @39 Cicero,

Every time I see mention of the cops in Uvalde, I hear the Kenny Rogers song, "Cowards of the County."

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 29, 2024 08:03 PM (KEWDx)

53 The Persian Jewess
@persianjewess
@UCLA Jewish student trying to attend class is forcibly prevented entry by 6 masked Pro-Hamas students while UCLA guard stands by and DOES NOTHING.
“I am a UCLA student…my class is over there. I want to use THAT entrance. Let me go in.”
#AntizionismIsAntisemitism

https://shorturl.at/uFOV2

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So Democrats of 2024 act like Democrats of 1957? I thought the parties switched places in the '60s.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 29, 2024 08:04 PM (L/fGl)

54 If your dog is a Lab and you lay in their bed in the spring, you're an idiot.

Posted by: Fuzzy Wuzzy at April 29, 2024 08:04 PM (zOkaw)

55 We Hottentots use every part of the hippo, leaving nothing to waste.

Posted by: A Hottentot at April 29, 2024 08:04 PM (vtRd1)

56 Has Columbia been burned to the ground yet?

Lie to me if you need to.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

And do they need help with the stone-scattering and earth-salting? I could take a few vacation days.

Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2024 08:04 PM (DgGvY)

57 47 >>Lay on your dog’s bed and see how they react.

I do. Every night. Used to be my bed but Elvis allows me some space.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2024 08:03 PM (LkLld)
______
Yes. When we got Sparky we were wondering where he should sleep. He decided. For such a little dog, he can sure jump.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 08:05 PM (1bNHn)

58 38 Has Columbia been burned to the ground yet?

Lie to me if you need to.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2024 08:00 PM (rJ7Hd)
Ahem.
- Gen W. T. Sherman

Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2024 08:05 PM (NxC5+)

59 I lived in Charlotte for a short while when I was a kid, and decades later worked there for First Union National Bank (while living in Albemarle, two counties over). Hated virtually every minute of being in Charlotte. Too crowded, too congested, too smugly Democrat.

I'm sorry for those law enforcement officers and their families, though. That sounds like one hell of a shootout.

Posted by: Paco at April 29, 2024 08:05 PM (njExo)

60 Every time I see mention of the cops in Uvalde, I hear the Kenny Rogers song, "Cowards of the County."
Posted by: Sam Adams at April 29, 2024 08:03 PM (KEWDx)

As long as I live I'll never lose the image of those disgusting bums standing in line at a hand sanitizer as little kids were being shot one by one in the next room.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2024 08:06 PM (vtRd1)

61 " Never leave a man behind" reminds me of my dogs with their toys trying to maneuver through our pet door.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2024 08:06 PM (NpAcC)

62 This fence needs a gater.

Posted by: the ninja at April 29, 2024 08:08 PM (DgGvY)

63 30 That panda!

"I'm soakin' wet, my woman's done left me and the bamboo's come down with root rot. What a life!"
Posted by: Paco at April 29, 2024 07:58 PM (njExo)

----------------------------------

He's a six-string away from a country song.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 29, 2024 08:08 PM (F4bAW)

64 16
'How do a handful of officers get dead in this scenario?'

He knew they were coming and got ready for them it sounds like. How he knew...?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 29, 2024 08:09 PM (roH4R)

65 Re ny da story before, is there an hq ruling as to whether or not she's the very definition of "cunt?"

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 08:09 PM (Fi3Uq)

66
Our immediate past Portuguese Water Dog had a favorite heavy throw that she would haul around and chew on it from time to time. Whenever I'd gather it up, bunch it up, and use it as a pillow when I would lie on the floor, Mo would have nothing of it. She would come over to me, grab a corner of the throw in her mouth, and then proceed to tug it out from beneath my head.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 29, 2024 08:09 PM (xG4kz)

67 >>Yes. When we got Sparky we were wondering where he should sleep. He decided. For such a little dog, he can sure jump.

I don't remember ever offering. He just followed me upstairs the first night and made himself at home.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2024 08:10 PM (LkLld)

68 56 Has Columbia been burned to the ground yet?

Lie to me if you need to.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

And do they need help with the stone-scattering and earth-salting? I could take a few vacation days.
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2024 08:04 PM (DgGvY)

You can probably write that off as volunteer work.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2024 08:10 PM (3CVIc)

69 If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast.

William Tecumseh Sherman

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at April 29, 2024 08:10 PM (qpLSv)

70 AntizionismIsAntisemitism

This is the stupidest hash tag ever.

Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 08:10 PM (Fi3Uq)

71 When Marshals or cops go to serve a warrant, isn't there usually one chief guy in charge of the operation, responsible for tactics? With a game plan for taking the baddies down successfully?

Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2024 08:11 PM (/7KEl)

72 Cat glitching isn't quite what my one cat use to do, she more like chattered

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2024 08:11 PM (fwDg9)

73 You know, 31 years ago, all that needed to happen was for David Koresh to be arrested when he was in town. It would have been a much simpler affair. And above all, it wouldn’t have been a spectacular raid. The feds needed spectacle. So they did what they did instead, and you see what happened there.

Why am I thinking something similar happened here?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

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"This isn't how I'd planned it," Commander Suzan Franklin-Thompson-Carson said sadly. "My guys knew he would be in his front yard drinking and playing cards with his friends like he does every day, and they were just supposed to go up and arrest him. The suspect was there like he was supposed to be, but then when we engaged the next stage of our plan he ruined everything. "

(satire but probably close to the truth)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 08:11 PM (9Ct69)

74 @#60 Cicero,

And checking their phones.

Don't want to miss the latest tweet!

*vomit*

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 29, 2024 08:11 PM (KEWDx)

75 I better call it a night
Hope you all have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2024 08:12 PM (fwDg9)

76 75 Backatcha!

Posted by: gp's Got Nuthin at April 29, 2024 08:13 PM (MvF+J)

77 Good night, skip!

Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2024 08:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

78 That panda!
"I'm soakin' wet, my woman's done left me and the bamboo's come down with root rot. What a life!"
Posted by: Paco

We know cats are technically a liquid. But pandas shouldn't be.

That's the work of some Chinese biolab.

Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2024 08:13 PM (DgGvY)

79 Dropping the kid off at karate practice

Left the "at the pool" joke laying right there.....

Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2024 08:14 PM (DgGvY)

80 Hola, friends. Home from working out and made some steamed dumplings. Nice and gingery.

Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2024 08:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

81 26
'you're a white supremacist'

It's virtue signaling by self hatred. But it isn't completely genuine because the signaler doesn't hate himself, just people like himself.
It's the strangest neurosis.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 29, 2024 08:15 PM (roH4R)

82 Mood- The morning after a panda, cat and elephant walk into a bar

Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2024 08:16 PM (NpAcC)

83 Rabbit Season!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2024 08:17 PM (63Dwl)

84 'you're a white supremacist'

--

(looks at Charlotte, Birmingham, Baltimore, etc.)

What else ya' got?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 08:17 PM (9Ct69)

85 Stupid penalty.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2024 08:18 PM (LkLld)

86 'Nite Skip !

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2024 08:19 PM (T4tVD)

87 Ace, thank you for the baby bat on Friday!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2024 08:19 PM (a3Q+t)

88
Sorry I missed the last thread, as I was trying to take a nap, the puppies notwithstanding. The attitude of the anti-natalists is like that of God-haters*: there was nothing before me and there's nothing after me.

* As opposed to non-believers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 08:20 PM (MoZTd)

89 80 Hola, friends. Home from working out and made some steamed dumplings. Nice and gingery.
Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2024 08:14 PM (ZdaMQ

I prefer Mary-Ann

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2024 08:20 PM (3CVIc)

90 Star Trek is on. It's the one where they got Spock's brain to run the HVAC systems.

Funny how every planet they beam down to the people speak English. Never French or Spanish, just American English.

Posted by: fd at April 29, 2024 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

91 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2024 08:21 PM (WXNFJ)

92 Did you make the dumplings from scratch, Piper? Because those are a lot of work and almost always a weekend meal for me. If you did it on a Monday I'm extremely impressed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 08:22 PM (9Ct69)

93 Did you make the dumplings from scratch, Piper? Because those are a lot of work and almost always a weekend meal for me. If you did it on a Monday I'm extremely impressed.
Posted by: Mor

Define scratch.

Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 08:22 PM (Fi3Uq)

94 Funny how every planet they beam down to the people speak English. Never French or Spanish, just American English.

--

Pronounce complex English words perfectly and then say Hooo-mahn

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 08:22 PM (9Ct69)

95
Never French or Spanish, just American English.
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2024 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

_________

Just as long as it's not (*shudder*) Welsh.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 08:22 PM (MoZTd)

96 Moonstruck’s on TCM. Great flick.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 29, 2024 08:22 PM (9yWhg)

97 Rabbit Season!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Hawk Season!

Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2024 08:23 PM (DgGvY)

98 Never made dumplings, but have made pierogies from scratch. It is lots of work.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 29, 2024 08:23 PM (R4t5M)

99 "How do a handful of officers get dead in this scenario?"

Baby mama and baby also were armed and took exception to baby daddy getting gunned down.

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 29, 2024 08:24 PM (89Sog)

100 Define scratch.

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Not out of a package is probably a decent start, but I guess as a serious answer I'd say everything except the wrappers needing fairly significant prep work.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 08:24 PM (9Ct69)

101 Biden: Trump is a liar and must not be re elected !!!

Trump: “You're an errand boy, sent by Homo and Commie grocery clerks, to collect a bill.”

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at April 29, 2024 08:24 PM (qpLSv)

102 Moonstruck’s on TCM. Great flick.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Love the grandpa and his dogs.

Posted by: Tuna at April 29, 2024 08:24 PM (oaGWv)

103 I would like to have a remote control Spock. It could cut the grass and fetch the mail.

Posted by: fd at April 29, 2024 08:24 PM (vFG9F)

104 Funny how every planet they beam down to the people speak English. Never French or Spanish, just American English.
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2024 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

when I lived in Colombia David Hasseslhoff and KITT both spoke Spanish.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2024 08:25 PM (D7oie)

105 Piper, if they're store bought please let me know the brand if you liked them. I can't find any I'm satisfied with.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 08:26 PM (9Ct69)

106 Glocks are ~~garbage~~ perfection.
Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2024 08:02 PM

From the depths of wherever I am, I spit at thee!

Posted by: zombie Gaston at April 29, 2024 08:26 PM (a3Q+t)

107 when I lived in Colombia David Hasseslhoff and KITT both spoke Spanish.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2024 08:25 PM (D7oie)

I've watched the A-Team in Turkish. It's not the same.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 29, 2024 08:26 PM (R4t5M)

108 Never made dumplings, but have made pierogies from scratch. It is lots of work.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

If you want the real deal - The key ingredient that most home cooks miss regarding pierogis is the sweat from the jangly jangly arms of the old Polish ladies in the kitchen down in the church basement dropping into the boiling water.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2024 08:26 PM (WXNFJ)

109 Funny how every planet they beam down to the people speak English. Never French or Spanish, just American English.
Posted by: fd

when I lived in Colombia David Hasseslhoff and KITT both spoke Spanish.
Posted by: Kindltot

With Kung-Fu ~~grip~~ lip?

Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2024 08:26 PM (DgGvY)

110 Funny how every planet they beam down to the people speak English. Never French or Spanish, just American English.

This proves that Star Trek is "RACIST" and supports "WHITE SUPREMACY" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at April 29, 2024 08:28 PM (VYql4)

111 Not out of a package is probably a decent start, but I guess as a serious answer I'd say everything except the wrappers needing fairly significant prep work.
Posted by: Mor

That's fair, I was curious to what your thoughts were about the wrapping.

I have a bunch of friends that are Asian (Korean and japanese)

They never do the wraps from scratch but they do the meat and vegetables from scratch .

Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 08:28 PM (Fi3Uq)

112
Mmmmmm, pierogis. Right now I could eat a dozen. With melted butter.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 08:28 PM (MoZTd)

113 Just as long as it's not (*shudder*) Welsh.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 08:22 PM

Cymraeg yw'r iaith orau, chi heathen!

Posted by: Cymru Moronau at April 29, 2024 08:30 PM (a3Q+t)

114 Cops deploy tear gas, mace on anti-Israel mob marching toward iconic university Tower and Nixon.... I mean Biden says nothing !!!!!!

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at April 29, 2024 08:30 PM (VYql4)

115 Mmmmmm, pierogis. Right now I could eat a dozen. With melted butter.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 08:28 PM (MoZTd)

Lotsa butter and onions.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 29, 2024 08:31 PM (R4t5M)

116 That's fair, I was curious to what your thoughts were about the wrapping.

-

I do a pretty good job on the dumplings overall and enjoy what always turns into an hour or so PITA, but I probably wouldn't bother if I had to make the wrapper. Especially not if there's a Chinese restaurant nearby.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 08:33 PM (9Ct69)

117 >>> Funny how every planet they beam down to the people speak English. Never French or Spanish, just American English.
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2024 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

when I lived in Colombia David Hasseslhoff and KITT both spoke Spanish.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2024 08:25 PM (D7oie)

Faulty Towers was popular in Spain with Spanish dubbing. Manuel was changed to Paolo and he was Italian.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2024 08:33 PM (Y6IkP)

118
I've always wanted to make bread from scratch. If it doesn't work, we have 12 garbage disposals that would be happy to take care of it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 08:34 PM (MoZTd)

119
I do a pretty good job on the dumplings overall and enjoy what always turns into an hour or so PITA, but I probably wouldn't bother if I had to make the wrapper. Especially not if there's a Chinese restaurant nearby.
Posted by: Mor

We have an older friend 70 or so, and she does batches of Korean dumplings / mandoo by the hundreds, deep fries the bastards then freezes

They are too much of a pita to do any other way

Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 08:36 PM (Fi3Uq)

120 Got some stuff done. It's Spring. That's a big deal, because it's the best season of the year.

Jeanne Craine singing "It Might As Well Be Spring". One of Rogers and Hammerstein's best.

LINK: https://tinyurl.com/ydnkdte4

Posted by: mrp at April 29, 2024 08:36 PM (rj6Yv)

121 cooking dumplings in under 3 seconds (golly I miss when the internet was fun)

https://tinyurl.com/y7d96fhv

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2024 08:37 PM (D7oie)

122 Dr. Steve Turley being de-monetized and cancelled for having "harmful content."

https://www.youtube.com/live/40vUu7PiayQ

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2024 08:37 PM (4I/2K)

123 Hadrian, check out the "alpha dog" link in the post

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 29, 2024 08:38 PM (n/1xr)

124 Looking grim for Tampa.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2024 08:38 PM (LkLld)

125 cooking dumplings in under 3 seconds (golly I miss when the internet was fun)

https://tinyurl.com/y7d96fhv

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hahaha

I really like the kung fu button press at 22 seconds

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 08:39 PM (9Ct69)

126 Looking grim for Tampa.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2024 08:38 PM (LkLld)

If your grandfather was headed to Horton's for coffee, it would be "looking Tim for Grampa".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 08:40 PM (8zz6B)

127 Funny how every planet they beam down to the people speak English. Never French or Spanish, just American English.
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2024 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

when I lived in Colombia David Hasseslhoff and KITT both spoke Spanish.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2024 08:25 PM (D7oie)

Just watched Outlander again. I had forgotten they had a very pain process where a portable machine connected with you and gave you brain immediate access to language and culture of wherever you had landed( I guess they seeded a lot of different planets)

Posted by: polynikes at April 29, 2024 08:42 PM (MNhXM)

128 54 If your dog is a Lab and you lay in their bed in the spring, you're an idiot.
Posted by: Fuzzy Wuzzy at April 29, 2024 08:04 PM (zOkaw)

Uhhh ... WUT ???

Posted by: browndog says share and share alike at April 29, 2024 08:43 PM (TTAGa)

129 cooking dumplings in under 3 seconds (golly I miss when the internet was fun)

https://tinyurl.com/y7d96fhv
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2024 08:37 PM (D7oie)
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That was even more awesome than I was expecting!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2024 08:44 PM (BpYfr)

130 105 Piper, if they're store bought please let me know the brand if you liked them. I can't find any I'm satisfied with.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April

They were made for me by a client of mine, she gave me a boatload of frozen ones. I just had to put them in a steamer to cook them. The instructions were to steam over a cabbage leaf, which I did.

Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2024 08:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

131 Jamaica refers to Jamaica Queens. Wife is a big weed booster, but, the modern stuff is a fake as a Columbian butt.
Weed interfered with my drinking, so, I didn't smoke weed.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 29, 2024 08:46 PM (IG7T0)

132 Funny how every planet they beam down to the people speak English. Never French or Spanish, just American English.

This proves that Star Trek is "RACIST" and supports "WHITE SUPREMACY" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Buster Hymandd at April 29, 2024 08:28 PM (VYql4)

Arabs are notably absent.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2024 08:48 PM (aD39U)

133 90 Star Trek is on. It's the one where they got Spock's brain to run the HVAC systems.

Space: MCMXCIX > Star Trek

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 29, 2024 08:49 PM (uTTG7)

134 I am happy that there is no repeat of last night's vicious panda pressing. That girl was lucky to escape with her clothes.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2024 08:51 PM (aD39U)

135 "This isn't how I'd planned it," Commander Suzan Franklin-Thompson-Carson said sadly. "My guys knew he would be in his front yard drinking and playing cards with his friends like he does every day, and they were just supposed to go up and arrest him. The suspect was there like he was supposed to be, but then when we engaged the next stage of our plan he ruined everything. "

(satire but probably close to the truth)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 08:11 PM (9Ct69)

I was doing nothin, minding my own business when…”

Posted by: Every suspect and criminal ever at April 29, 2024 08:53 PM (uTTG7)

136 I am happy that there is no repeat of last night's vicious panda pressing. That girl was lucky to escape with her clothes.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2024 08:51 PM (aD39U)

Escaping without them would have garnered more clicks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 08:53 PM (8zz6B)

137 Evening.

I need a drink. I need a drink so goddamn badly right now. I long for...desire...*lust* for a good goddamn drink.

I am so fucking done with this trip. I'm so fucking sick to motherfucking death of this fucking trip, you have no fucking idea.

Home. Drink. Now.

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2024 08:54 PM (LQh/q)

138 I got to meet a baby horse today, just a few weeks old. His name is "Rebel".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 08:55 PM (8zz6B)

139 122 Dr. Steve Turley being de-monetized and cancelled for having "harmful content."

https://www.youtube.com/live/40vUu7PiayQ
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2024 08:37 PM (4I/2K)

Disagreeing with things YT supports in other words.

Posted by: Catch Thirty- Thr33 at April 29, 2024 08:55 PM (uTTG7)

140 Funny how every planet they beam down to the people speak English. Never French or Spanish, just American English.

This proves that Star Trek is "RACIST" and supports "WHITE SUPREMACY" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Buster Hymandd at April 29, 2024 08:28 PM (VYql4)

Arabs are notably absent.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2024 08:48 PM (aD39U)

Cuz Star Trek is an idealized future.

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2024 08:56 PM (LQh/q)

141 Actually there was Dr. Julian Bashir in Deep Space Nine.

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2024 08:57 PM (LQh/q)

142 They were made for me by a client of mine, she gave me a boatload of frozen ones. I just had to put them in a steamer to cook them. The instructions were to steam over a cabbage leaf, which I did.
Posted by: Piper
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I will refrain from being too jealous because that's a very nice gesture and I bet they're fantastic.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 08:57 PM (9Ct69)

143 The 2023 numbers are finally in. Once again, many more people killed by yaks than so-called "killer" sharks. Cattle and kine of all kinds should not be trusted. Would you go roller skating in a buffalo herd?

Posted by: Be Sensible, People at April 29, 2024 08:58 PM (V5BDR)

144 136 I am happy that there is no repeat of last night's vicious panda pressing. That girl was lucky to escape with her clothes.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2024 08:51 PM (aD39U)

Escaping without them would have garnered more clicks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 08:53 PM (8zz6B)
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Except for the yellow trail.

Posted by: Ciampino - The Yellow Trail by Dick Diarrhea at April 29, 2024 08:59 PM (qfLjt)

145 Actually there was Dr. Julian Bashir in Deep Space Nine.
Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2024 08:57 PM (LQh/q)

The actor's real name is Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abdurrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi Durka Durka.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2024 08:59 PM (aD39U)

146 Attention whores at UGA: things don't work out the way they expected. They should be tazed just for being so annoying.
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Should have brought in the K-9's. Go Dawgs!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2024 08:59 PM (XeU6L)

147 102 So do I. Hilarious!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 29, 2024 09:00 PM (9yWhg)

148 Would you go roller skating in a buffalo herd?
Posted by: Be Sensible, People at April 29, 2024 08:58 PM (V5BDR)

Well first I'd have to figure out how all the buffalo got in the skating rink.

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2024 09:00 PM (LQh/q)

149 . . . . But everyone knows him as "Nancy"

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2024 09:00 PM (D7oie)

150 Would you go roller skating in a buffalo herd?
Posted by: Be Sensible, People
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With that bad hip?

Posted by: Ed Rooney at April 29, 2024 09:00 PM (41CYW)

151 White Trump donors or people who stand on sidewalks in front of abortion clinics = pre-dawn raids with flash bangs and other military equipment

Actual violent fugitives of diversity colors = walk up in broad daylight and say hi to the psychopaths while being surrounded by his family and cousins and friends and neighbors

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29, 2024 09:01 PM (9Ct69)

152 Huh, Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abdurrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi was born on 21 November 1965 in Omdurman, Sudan. His father, Tahir El Mahdi, was Sudanese; his mother, Gloria (née Taylor; d. 2001) was English. She was the older sister of actor Malcolm McDowell.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2024 09:01 PM (aD39U)

153 I am happy that there is no repeat of last night's vicious panda pressing. That girl was lucky to escape with her clothes.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2024 08:51 PM (aD39U)

Escaping without them would have garnered more clicks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 08:53 PM (8zz6B)
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Except for the yellow trail.
Posted by: Ciampino - The Yellow Trail by Dick Diarrhea at April 29, 2024 08:59 PM (qfLjt)

You'd be surprised what a turn on that is for many people.

Posted by: Weirdo Internet Fetishist at April 29, 2024 09:02 PM (LQh/q)

154 name field test

Posted by: Moron Robbie Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abdurrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi at April 29, 2024 09:02 PM (9Ct69)

155 ...The 2023 numbers are finally in. Once again, many more people killed by yaks than so-called "killer" sharks. Cattle and kine of all kinds should not be trusted. Would you go roller skating in a buffalo herd? Posted by: Be Sensible, People at April 29, 2024 08:58 PM (V5BDR)

The Yak-9 was perhaps Russia's best fighter plane of WWKK. Sure did kill a metric fkton of Krauts.

I don't recall though that Russia had any squadrons of Killer Sharks?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 29, 2024 09:03 PM (e6UQI)

156 15 I am of the firm conviction that smoking tobacco is better than smoking weed.
Posted by: Jamaica at April 29, 2024 07:52 PM (IG7T0)

I certainly prefer smelling tobacco smoke over that ubiquitous skunky shit. A real kretek would smell better than either. Unfortunately, some dog-eating crackhead deprived me of that little pleasure a long time ago.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 29, 2024 09:03 PM (DTX3h)

157 Arabs are notably absent.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

To say nothing of 'First People' American. First People of course after they exterminated the others already here.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2024 09:06 PM (WXNFJ)

158
Hadrian, check out the "alpha dog" link in the post
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

_________

Daddy goes down to the kennel, like he does four times a day to feed, water, let dogs out, put dogs up, etc.: general indifference

Mommy goes down to the kennel, like she does every week or so: ecstatic joy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 09:06 PM (MoZTd)

159 Hey man I may only be polling at 37% and hated by over two thirds of the American people, but I am still ahead of Saloth Sâr when it comes to re election chances...........

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 29, 2024 09:06 PM (VYql4)

160 152 Huh, Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abdurrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi was born on 21 November 1965 in Omdurman, Sudan. His father, Tahir El Mahdi, was Sudanese; his mother, Gloria (née Taylor; d. 2001) was English. She was the older sister of actor Malcolm McDowell.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2024 09:01 PM (aD39U)

I thought you were screw-in' with me but nope that's totally real.

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2024 09:07 PM (rvXYQ)

161 137 Evening.

I need a drink. I need a drink so goddamn badly right now. I long for...desire...*lust* for a good goddamn drink.

I am so fucking done with this trip. I'm so fucking sick to motherfucking death of this fucking trip, you have no fucking idea.

Home. Drink. Now.
Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2024 08:54 PM (LQh/q)
Hold on Robert. You'll get there.

Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2024 09:07 PM (NxC5+)

162 142 I will refrain from being too jealous because that's a very nice gesture and I bet they're fantastic.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat? at April 29

They were amazing. I really have great clients, I love watching them get stronger and more confident, it’s honestly the best thing I have done in my entire life.

Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2024 09:07 PM (ZdaMQ)

163 To say nothing of 'First People' American. First People of course after they exterminated the others already here.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2024 09:06 PM (WXNFJ)

"First-ish."

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2024 09:08 PM (rvXYQ)

164 I need a drink. I need a drink so goddamn badly right now. I long for...desire...*lust* for a good goddamn drink.

I am so fucking done with this trip. I'm so fucking sick to motherfucking death of this fucking trip, you have no fucking idea.

Home. Drink. Now.
Posted by: Robert

If you are passing through on I40 I'll spring for a Snickers for you.

Hey, I'm a giver.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2024 09:08 PM (WXNFJ)

165
Home. Drink. Now.
Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2024 08:54 PM (LQh/q)

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Traffic? Dispatcher? Loading?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 09:09 PM (MoZTd)

166 You'll get there.
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2024 09:07 PM (NxC5+)

I will get so drunk I will either be picking fights with everyone or sending everyone dick pics.

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2024 09:10 PM (rvXYQ)

167 166 I will get so drunk I will either be picking fights with everyone or sending everyone dick pics.
Posted by: Robert at April 29

I am not in your contacts, right?

Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2024 09:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

168 Has Columbia been burned to the ground yet?

==

"Columbia University began suspending students as part of its next phase of efforts to ensure campus safety, a university spokesperson said Monday evening in a statement.

According to the statement, suspended students will be ineligible to complete the semester or graduate and will be restricted from all academic, recreational, and residential spaces. "

Posted by: runner at April 29, 2024 09:12 PM (V13WU)

169 To say nothing of 'First People' American. First People of course after they exterminated the others already here.
Posted by: Tonypete

Poor Sponge.

Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2024 09:12 PM (DgGvY)

170
According to the statement, suspended students will be ineligible to complete the semester or graduate and will be restricted from all academic, recreational, and residential spaces. "
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2024 09:12 PM (V13WU)

__________

Pure theater. Columbia will cave and there will be an amnesty so "we can put this behind us."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 09:13 PM (MoZTd)

171
Poor Sponge.
Posted by: mikeski
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Dry wit is the best wit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2024 09:14 PM (XeU6L)

172 Pure theater. Columbia will cave and there will be an amnesty so "we can put this behind us."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 09:13 PM (MoZTd)

can I please enjoy it for at least a few hours ???

thanks

Posted by: runner at April 29, 2024 09:15 PM (V13WU)

173 Pure theater. Columbia will cave and there will be an amnesty so "we can put this behind us."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Nina Hartley made a career of putting things behind her.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2024 09:19 PM (WXNFJ)

174 159 Hey man I may only be polling at 37% and hated by over two thirds of the American people, but I am still ahead of Saloth Sâr when it comes to re election chances...........
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 29, 2024 09:06 PM (VYql4)

Well you’ll work hard with a gun in your back for a bowl of rice a day. Slave for soldiers till you starve and then you head is skewered on a stake. Now you can go where the people are one. Now you can go where they get things done.

Posted by: DK at April 29, 2024 09:24 PM (uTTG7)

175 Pure theater. Columbia will cave and there will be an amnesty so "we can put this behind us."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 09:13 PM (MoZTd)

can I please enjoy it for at least a few hours ???

thanks
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2024 09:15 PM (V13WU)

With any luck, the occupiers will protest all the way up to the election. NY is in play.

Posted by: mrp at April 29, 2024 09:24 PM (rj6Yv)

176
Bets on when the Columbia protestors accuse the university of "genocide".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 09:30 PM (MoZTd)

177 Funny how every planet they beam down to the people speak English. Never French or Spanish, just American English.
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2024 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

It's been a while, and memory wavers, but didn't Starfleet have a Universal Translator? I can't remember if it was part of Uhura's set-up on the bridge or if it was something that the Away Team carried with them. Could it be that the show was representing the result of that in action? Whatever Glork Bzzorzztp of Woltar VII gurgles from his transverse pre-glottal horned protuberance comes out as "Nice weather today, Captain. Tell me more about this Federation of yours."

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 29, 2024 09:30 PM (+OBLx)

178
Whatever Glork Bzzorzztp of Woltar VII gurgles from his transverse pre-glottal horned protuberance comes out as "Nice weather today, Captain. Tell me more about this Federation of yours."
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea

________

"How 'bout them Cowboys?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 09:35 PM (MoZTd)

179 NY is in play.
Posted by: mrp at April 29, 2024 09:24 PM (rj6Yv)

This might be the funniest thing I've ever seen here.

Posted by: jmt at April 29, 2024 09:36 PM (yFtHm)

180 Biden to announce ambitious plan to forgive Blockbuster late fee debt.

Posted by: Trolling For Votes at April 29, 2024 09:37 PM (V5BDR)

181 Palestinians celebrating another massacre, one that took place about 3 miles from Columbia U.

LINK: (Youtube) https://tinyurl.com/4hpfak3x

Posted by: mrp at April 29, 2024 09:43 PM (rj6Yv)

182 "How 'bout them Cowboys?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Spock (raising eyebrow), to Kirk: Is that a reference to the American sport that was favored before...

Kirk (grimacing): Yes, the Swiftpocalypse. Worse than what Khan Noonan Singh got up to... the...music...still hear the music.

McCoy: For God's sake, Jim, don't go taking a knee on us.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 29, 2024 09:45 PM (+OBLx)

183 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at April 29, 2024 09:47 PM (sAmhv)

184 90 Star Trek is on. It's the one where they got Spock's brain to run the HVAC systems.

Funny how every planet they beam down to the people speak English. Never French or Spanish, just American English.
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2024 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

Well....doesn't the whole world speak their language AND english..?? Not a yuuuge jump to assume the universe will too once we take over....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 29, 2024 09:49 PM (QGaXH)

185 I can remember when Beau and me sat down with Ho Chi Min just before Tet in the 1970's and helped kicked the French out of Indo China. Man those were the days when I was a Stud and Thai women all wanted me. I had to fight them off all the LBFM's when I was at the Na Trang gym benching 1,000 lbs with one arm. Just ask Mitterrand if it is true or not..... That's the truth man....

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 29, 2024 09:50 PM (VYql4)

186 Yes, the universal translator was a thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2024 09:50 PM (75/Pp)

187 Pure theater. Columbia will cave and there will be an amnesty so "we can put this behind us."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 09:13 PM (MoZTd)

With A's all around.

Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2024 09:51 PM (B705c)

188 and, the Panthers win the Battle of Flor-da

Posted by: Ex GOP at April 29, 2024 09:51 PM (GpUII)

189 And the students learn that they just need to keep raising the ante and their rhetoric.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2024 09:52 PM (75/Pp)

190 Yes, phone. I meant ante not antenna.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2024 09:52 PM (75/Pp)

191 177 Funny how every planet they beam down to the people speak English. Never French or Spanish, just American English.
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2024 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

It's been a while, and memory wavers, but didn't Starfleet have a Universal Translator? I can't remember if it was part of Uhura's set-up on the bridge or if it was something that the Away Team carried with them. Could it be that the show was representing the result of that in action? Whatever Glork Bzzorzztp of Woltar VII gurgles from his transverse pre-glottal horned protuberance comes out as "Nice weather today, Captain. Tell me more about this Federation of yours."

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 29, 2024 09:30 PM (+OBLx)

Next you'll whine about shuttle craft never being used when the transporter was out-of-order!

Posted by: Zombie Gene Roddenberry at April 29, 2024 09:53 PM (5fDan)

192 Daddy goes down to the kennel, like he does four times a day to feed, water, let dogs out, put dogs up, etc.: general indifference

Mommy goes down to the kennel, like she does every week or so: ecstatic joy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 09:06 PM (MoZTd)
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Good minions are seen and not heard.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2024 09:53 PM (RIvkX)

193 Dogs know who is in charge.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2024 09:54 PM (75/Pp)

194 Panthers put paid to the Bolts ...

Former Sabres on to the 2nd round:
Reinhardt, Montour, Rodrigues, and Okposo

Bon chance mes amis ...

Posted by: browndog wishes it were with the Blue and Gold at April 29, 2024 09:55 PM (TTAGa)

195 187 Pure theater. Columbia will cave and there will be an amnesty so "we can put this behind us."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 09:13 PM (MoZTd)

With A's all around.

Posted by: Reforger at April 29, 2024 09:51 PM (B705c)

The students would be absolute idiots to think they won't get amnesty, when tens of thousands of illegal aliens and 36-times arrested violent felons are set-free every day.

Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2024 09:57 PM (5fDan)

196 And now the Iran / Iraq western tilt:

Vegas / Stars

Can't they both lose ???

Posted by: browndog insists Hull's foot was in the crease at April 29, 2024 09:59 PM (TTAGa)

197 maybe it's time to let mama feed and water and clean up after her "children" herself?

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 29, 2024 09:59 PM (89Sog)

198 The Natal-con thing is a good idea, but symptom rather than disease. You cannot really force people to want to have kids. Lack of hope, both potential parents working full time, cultural aversion to kids, etc. Attack those.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2024 09:59 PM (75/Pp)

199 Daddy goes down to the kennel, like he does four times a day to feed, water, let dogs out, put dogs up, etc.: general indifference

Swing low, sweet chariot......

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 29, 2024 09:59 PM (R4t5M)

200 Does kind of sound like a country song.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2024 10:00 PM (75/Pp)

201 191 177 Funny how every planet they beam down to the people speak English. Never French or Spanish, just American English.
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2024 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

It's been a while, and memory wavers, but didn't Starfleet have a Universal Translator? I can't remember if it was part of Uhura's set-up on the bridge or if it was something that the Away Team carried with them. Could it be that the show was representing the result of that in action? Whatever Glork Bzzorzztp of Woltar VII gurgles from his transverse pre-glottal horned protuberance comes out as "Nice weather today, Captain. Tell me more about this Federation of yours."

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 29, 2024 09:30 PM (+OBLx)

Nice planet you got here Glork, be a shame if anything should happen to it.....

Posted by: The Federation at April 29, 2024 10:01 PM (QGaXH)

202 151 White Trump donors or people who stand on sidewalks in front of abortion clinics = pre-dawn raids with flash bangs and other military equipment
Actual violent fugitives of diversity colors = walk up in broad daylight and say hi to the psychopaths while being surrounded by his family and cousins and friends and neighbors
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminists, remember when society valued women so much they didn't even sweat?

A real government has its priorities in ordnung comrade!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 29, 2024 10:01 PM (hOUT3)

203 Interesting factoid: Despite getting drubbed by 40-10 in states in 1988 Dukakis won Iowa and West Virginia. States Trump will easily carry this election.

Posted by: jmt at April 29, 2024 10:02 PM (yFtHm)

204 Ont is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2024 10:02 PM (75/Pp)

205 Next you'll whine about shuttle craft never being used when the transporter was out-of-order!
Posted by: Zombie Gene Roddenberry

I was going to question the wisdom of the ship's Captain being on virtually every Away Team mission, but why were the shuttle craft required to have operational difficulties nearly every time they were used? Also, if every time Kirk demanded more power and Mr. Scott truthfully was "giving it all she's got," then how did he manage to get more?

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 29, 2024 10:04 PM (+OBLx)

206 Removes Federation sock......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 29, 2024 10:09 PM (QGaXH)

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