Bluff Called: Hamas Supporters Remain In Their Shantytown, Leftwing Columbia Students Encircle the Terror Camps to Protect Them

Elise Stefanik
@EliseStefanik
2 PM has come and gone. @Columbia's empty threats and weak leadership have failed and surrendered Columbia's campus to the pro-Hamas antisemitic mob. The world is watching as you continue to fail your Jewish students. Congress will continue to hold these failed institutions accountable.

This is the professor Columbia barred from entering the campus, even as it allowed pro-terrorist agitators to set up shantytowns:

Shai Davidai
@ShaiDavidai
Dear journalists,
Not sure if you're interested in tips at this point, but just so you know:
One of the main radical leaders of the illegal pro-Hamas encampment at @Columbia
was suspended from campus 4 weeks ago for bringing in a terrorist for a "Resistance 101" teach-in. The suspension was never enforced.
This leader's mom is Elizabeth Daughtrey, an officer at the @StateDept.
We've got a big problem in the U.S., and the watchdogs have been asleep.

NOW: Students are encircling the Columbia University encampment as the 2 PM deadline to clear the encampment passes

Students remaining in the encampment have been told they will face disciplinary action if they remain in the encampment after 2 PM pic.twitter.com/3d3E7GL9om
— katie smith (@probablyreadit) April 29, 2024

Dozens of NYPD officers has just been deployed outside of Columbia university. More are still arriving, Columbia administration is sure on its statement. pic.twitter.com/ZPIYtQG4tU
— Luis.Documents🧢 (@mfsgottenshook) April 29, 2024

Update: This isn't enough cops to clear a table, never mind a college campus.

BREAKING: NYPD OFFICERS ARRIVE AT COLUMBIA AHEAD OF 2PM DEADLINE TO CLEAR THE UNIVERSITY

America is a Police Statepic.twitter.com/277CKruizn
— Sulaiman Ahmed (@ShaykhSulaiman) April 29, 2024

The faculty are now playing Human Shields for Hamas.

How appropriate.

Columbia University faculty form a human line against police to prevent the removal of the protest encampments. pic.twitter.com/i6czmKAutc
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) April 29, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:14 PM

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1 LETS DO IT

Posted by: doug at April 29, 2024 02:14 PM (8/lc0)

2 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2024 02:14 PM (q4Gku)

3 Bwahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2024 02:15 PM (HGv4O)

4 wow

Posted by: doug at April 29, 2024 02:15 PM (8/lc0)

5
"We mean it this time!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 02:15 PM (MoZTd)

6 This is like Alien vs. Predator-- can't they both lose?

Posted by: Henry Kissinger at April 29, 2024 02:15 PM (mSufQ)

7 Not kidding, where is Menery when you need a good riot call?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 29, 2024 02:15 PM (7hBFV)

8 C’mon already. Ain’t got all day.

Posted by: RI Red at April 29, 2024 02:15 PM (nCaYE)

9 Interesting times, indeed.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at April 29, 2024 02:16 PM (+rEXL)

10 Ace must be saving the dog whacking story for later.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2024 02:16 PM (XV/Pl)

11 Wait! There's no universities being burned down in those videos!?!

I've been gipped!

Posted by: JROD at April 29, 2024 02:16 PM (IlL6s)

12 Someone needs to encircle the circlers.

Posted by: huerfano at April 29, 2024 02:16 PM (VGOMa)

13 The only solution is to burn Columbia to the ground.

I don't agree with it, but I do understand it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:16 PM (GBKbO)

14 Might be time to bring in Noem

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2024 02:16 PM (QNajY)

15 They have made a choice, now let us see some follow through.

Fire hoses now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 02:16 PM (/Xhke)

16 Willowed:

Now this is how you do it. Someone rented a huge monitor outside the Hamas zone at UCLA is playing video of the October 7 attack on a loop.

https://tinyurl.com/326c4f9w

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2024 01:23 PM (LkLld)

Posted by: pookysgirl approves of the tactic at April 29, 2024 02:16 PM (dtlDP)

17 Expel them all.

Arrest and prosecute anyone who is not either a student or faculty for trespassing.

Any non citizens are immediately deported.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2024 02:16 PM (q4Gku)

18
"Congress will continue to hold these failed institutions accountable."

Yeah. Fat chance.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 02:16 PM (MoZTd)

19 NOW: Students are encircling the Columbia University encampment as the 2 PM deadline to clear the encampment passes

Students remaining in the encampment have been told they will face disciplinary action if they remain in the encampment after 2 PM

Send in the riot cops with the Belgian malinois.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2024 02:16 PM (HGv4O)

20 I'm kind of loving Stefanik and her egging on the lefties.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 29, 2024 02:16 PM (7hBFV)

21 yeah this sucks

oh well

I wish they'd leave the state schools alone but it looks like they're trying to do this on every flagship (that's not in FLA or TX)

my morning update was now 1 out of the three campuses I have kids on has a tent city of doofuses.

not happy! and btw relevant to previous discussion that boy is like "well everyone is having fun and the girls are cute"

he may just be trying to tweak me tho, he does that

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 29, 2024 02:16 PM (s3qiR)

22 I've heard that Columbia coffee is pretty good.

Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2024 02:17 PM (JwHpX)

23 Time to start kicking ass and taking names. Give them the spanking that their parents never did. Arrest the lot of them and make their parents come bail them out.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 29, 2024 02:17 PM (JNTt1)

24 Congress will continue to hold these failed institutions accountable.

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Continue?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

25 burn, baby!! burn

Posted by: Dietrich von Choltitz at April 29, 2024 02:17 PM (89Sog)

26 Purge Night Columbia

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at April 29, 2024 02:17 PM (xcxpd)

27 It's 2 pm - the deadline Columbia's president set for students to leave the encampment.

But the tents are still there, and now the lawn is surrounded by hundreds of protesters advocating for divestment
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Firehoses, billy clubs, tear gas and handcuffs are all options, either alone or in combination.

Something tells me there won't be any of those, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2024 02:17 PM (HnUIn)

28 Columbia's administration is full of - what was that word Trump used?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 02:17 PM (1bNHn)

29 14 Might be time to bring in Noem

lol three dots!

she is certainly scary

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 29, 2024 02:17 PM (s3qiR)

30 They all fear a Kent State occurrence. The admin and police will hold back.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 29, 2024 02:17 PM (2NHgQ)

31 17
Any non citizens are immediately deported.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2024

Nurse is, yet again, espousing very sage advice.

Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2024 02:18 PM (ZdaMQ)

32 20 I'm kind of loving Stefanik and her egging on the lefties.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 29, 2024 02:16 PM (7hBFV)

She's wrong about Congress though

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at April 29, 2024 02:18 PM (xcxpd)

33 Is this the Darkest Day in American History yet or are there not enough goat masks?

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2024 02:18 PM (QNajY)

34 31 17
Any non citizens are immediately deported.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2024

Nurse is, yet again, espousing very sage advice.
Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2024 02:18 PM (ZdaMQ)

========

"Very racist advice."
-The Entire GOP consultancy

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:18 PM (GBKbO)

35 People in masks swinging Palestinian (Nazi) flags at police officers is going to lead the 6pm news.

Another day in Joe Biden's America.

Posted by: Jay in PA at April 29, 2024 02:18 PM (i7Q7S)

36 Columbia, perhaps I can be of some assistance?

Posted by: Theophilus Eugene "Bull" Connor at April 29, 2024 02:18 PM (4I/2K)

37
Willowed:

Taylor Swift seems way too immature to be a mother.

She acts like a teenager.
Posted by: Jay in PA

___________

She's a 34 year old who looks like a 24 year old and sounds like a 14 year old.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 02:18 PM (MoZTd)

38 Dozens of NYPD officers has just been deployed outside of Columbia university. More are still arriving, Columbia administration is sure on its statement.
===========================
"Sure", you say? Luis, I have a bridge to sell you, downtown.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 29, 2024 02:18 PM (7hBFV)

39 Liberal = Weak Leadership

It's that simple.

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2024 02:18 PM (krQz2)

40 24 Congress will continue to hold these failed institutions accountable.

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Continue?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

hold accountable?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at April 29, 2024 02:18 PM (xcxpd)

41 Stupid is as stupid does

Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2024 02:18 PM (Akjoo)

42 Dozens of NYPD officers has just been deployed outside of Columbia university. More are still arriving, Columbia administration is sure on its statement.
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A show of force.

But that show of force will likely not result in scattering the crowd. The NYPD will make a couple of token arrests and go home. Alvin Bragg will release the arrestees before sundown.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2024 02:18 PM (HnUIn)

43 Let them fight.

Posted by: Based Ken Watanabe at April 29, 2024 02:18 PM (ttJ6G)

44 When historians look back at this period of time, the language in which they will discuss the events will be based upon the actions occurring in the here and now. Here's hoping that it will still be in American English.

Posted by: itzWicks at April 29, 2024 02:19 PM (9Eyyt)

45 Fire hoses now.
Posted by: Anna Puma

But soaking them would make the flamethrowers less effective.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 29, 2024 02:19 PM (9yWhg)

46 I've heard that Columbia coffee is pretty good.
Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2024 02:17 PM (JwHpX)

I’ve heard that Columbia marching powder is pretty good.

Posted by: RI Red at April 29, 2024 02:19 PM (nCaYE)

47
F*** everyone involved

Let all sides lose

ATTICA
ATTICA

Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2024 02:19 PM (/7KEl)

48 NYPD should have come with water cannons.

Posted by: polynikes at April 29, 2024 02:19 PM (MNhXM)

49 "Time to start kicking ass and taking names. Give them the spanking that their parents never did. Arrest the lot of them and make their parents come bail them out.'

Nope! Nope!! Nope!!!

It's time to encourage these retards to resist "the man" as much and with as many as they can.

Down with "the man"

!!!

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 29, 2024 02:19 PM (89Sog)

50 40 24 Congress will continue to hold these failed institutions accountable.

=======

Continue?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

hold accountable?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at April 29, 2024 02:18 PM (xcxpd)

=======

to?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:19 PM (GBKbO)

51 any actual students, expel, call in loans immediately. Any foreign students, expel, deport. Any outside agitators, arrest, no bail, prosecute, jail and fine.
lather, rinse, repeat

Posted by: barbarausa at April 29, 2024 02:19 PM (enw9G)

52 Columbia delenda est

Posted by: Cato. Not that Cato the other one. The Elder. at April 29, 2024 02:19 PM (Wc83a)

53
Might be time to bring in Noem

Noem Mercy!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2024 02:19 PM (63Dwl)

54 I'm not sure the Marxies will get the message with more cops arriving. Maybe the sight of a convoy of EMS vehicles might be more persuasive.

Posted by: mrp at April 29, 2024 02:19 PM (rj6Yv)

55 So when do they unleash the Social Workers?

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 29, 2024 02:19 PM (/UtnQ)

56 I remember Columbia hiring a 60s bomber as a professor in 20 years ago.

Posted by: MikeN at April 29, 2024 02:20 PM (XygMV)

57 50 40 24 Congress will continue to hold these failed institutions accountable.

=======

Continue?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

hold accountable?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at April 29, 2024 02:18 PM (xcxpd)

=======

to?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:19 PM (GBKbO)

There we are: a dead end.

I guess to the Federal Reserve or whoever runs the money spigot?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at April 29, 2024 02:20 PM (xcxpd)

58 21...

not happy! and btw relevant to previous discussion that boy is like "well everyone is having fun and the girls are cute"

he may just be trying to tweak me tho, he does that
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 29, 2024 02:16 PM (s3qiR)
________
Any time my father heard of some guy doing something stupid, like when a friend of my brothers became a Buddhist, his universal explanation was "Must be getting him laid."

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 02:20 PM (1bNHn)

59 @EliseStefanik
2 PM has come and gone. @Columbia's empty threats and weak leadership have failed and surrendered Columbia's campus to the pro-Hamas antisemitic mob. The world is watching as you continue to fail your Jewish students. Congress will continue to hold these failed institutions accountable.
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LOLWUT?

How? In what way is this a continuation of policy? What does "accountability" mean, and by what means will you impose it?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2024 02:20 PM (HnUIn)

60 Molotov cocktails.

Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at April 29, 2024 02:20 PM (AW3IP)

61 46 I've heard that Columbia coffee is pretty good.
Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2024 02:17 PM (JwHpX)

I’ve heard that Columbia marching powder is pretty good.
Posted by: RI Red at April 29, 2024 02:19 PM (nCaYE)
----
A land of so many riches!

Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2024 02:20 PM (JwHpX)

62 43 Let them fight.
Posted by: Based Ken Watanabe at April 29, 2024 02:18 PM (ttJ6G)

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at April 29, 2024 02:20 PM (xcxpd)

63 50 40 24 Congress will continue to hold these failed institutions accountable.

=======

Continue?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

hold accountable?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at April 29, 2024 02:18 PM (xcxpd)

=======

to?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:19 PM (GBKbO)

Send money so we can combat these leftists!!

--GOPe

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 29, 2024 02:20 PM (N39Ws)

64 I'll know it's serious when Taylor Lorenz moves into the encampment and starts writing columns from the front lines.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 29, 2024 02:20 PM (7hBFV)

65 there was a pic of the one at William and Mary

it was six ancient hippies by the shops on DoG Street!

heh

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 29, 2024 02:20 PM (s3qiR)

66 Congress will continue to hold these failed institutions accountable.

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Continue? BWAHAHAHAHA!

Posturing Pot ... Meet Kettle.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 29, 2024 02:20 PM (lgLIO)

67 She's a 34 year old who looks like a 24 year old and sounds like a 14 year old.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 02:18 PM (MoZTd)

She dresses like a 24 year old but cakes that make up on like a 54 year old .

Posted by: polynikes at April 29, 2024 02:20 PM (MNhXM)

68 59 LOLWUT?

How? In what way is this a continuation of policy? What does "accountability" mean, and by what means will you impose it?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2024 02:20 PM (HnUIn)

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If they need great failure theater ideas for legislation that will never, ever pass, we have some great starting points that we bandy around all the time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:20 PM (GBKbO)

69 >Students remaining in the encampment have been told they will face disciplinary action
----

OOH not that...!

how about facing riot gas and anodized steel batons

Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2024 02:20 PM (/7KEl)

70 Old and busted: Mexican stand off

New and cool: Columbian stand off

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 29, 2024 02:21 PM (L/fGl)

71 "The Cause" affects moderns in almost exactly the same way

"Religion" affected pre-moderns.

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2024 02:21 PM (krQz2)

72 my daughter's school the nuns would come out and rough them up if they tried this

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 29, 2024 02:21 PM (s3qiR)

73 Release the mongoose!

Posted by: MikeN at April 29, 2024 02:21 PM (XygMV)

74 43 Let them fight.
Posted by: Based Ken Watanabe at April 29, 2024 02:18 PM (ttJ6G)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:21 PM (GBKbO)

75 51 any actual students, expel, call in loans immediately. Any foreign students, expel, deport. Any outside agitators, arrest, no bail, prosecute, jail and fine.
lather, rinse, repeat
Posted by: barbarausa at April 29, 2024 02:19 PM (enw9G)
______
What was that song from Man of La Mancha?

It's not who we are.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 02:21 PM (1bNHn)

76 A show of force.

But that show of force will likely not result in scattering the crowd. The NYPD will make a couple of token arrests and go home. Alvin Bragg will release the arrestees before sundown.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2024 02:18 PM (HnUIn)

No donut shop will go unbreached!

Posted by: We shall gorge in the air, on the beaches, in the streets at April 29, 2024 02:21 PM (Wc83a)

77 It's 85 degrees in NYC today. Almost 80 yesterday. I can smell the rancid stench of that tent camp right through my computer screen.

What are all those white boxes lined up in the background?

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 29, 2024 02:21 PM (iFTx/)

78 One of those cops in the bottom left picture is a hottie. He can arrest me anytime.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 29, 2024 02:21 PM (DRSnL)

79 Posted by: Puddinhead at April 29, 2024 02:19 PM (/UtnQ)

Good to see you back. Where you been?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 29, 2024 02:21 PM (9yWhg)

80 78 One of those cops in the bottom left picture is a hottie. He can arrest me anytime.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 29, 2024 02:21 PM (DRSnL)

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"The other one is disgusting. Ew. I bet he wants to arrest me."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:21 PM (GBKbO)

81 "Congress will continue to hold these failed institutions accountable."

===========

Right.

I'm sure Harvard, Columbia, Yale, USC, and all the rest won't see a single federal dime after this.

LOL

Posted by: Jay in PA at April 29, 2024 02:21 PM (i7Q7S)

82 Until I see riot gear, I know they are not being serious.

Posted by: RI Red at April 29, 2024 02:22 PM (nCaYE)

83 Huh.
Go figure.
A$$holes gotta a$$hole, I guess...

Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2024 02:22 PM (cCVOS)

84 Columbia turning into Mizzou. Can we get some muscle over here?

Posted by: Ribbed at April 29, 2024 02:22 PM (B0mGw)

85 Governor Sanders has some State Troopers she would be happy to loan. Nice guys, will PIT you at 100MPH.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 29, 2024 02:22 PM (0EOe9)

86
Send the cops in and half, if not three quarters, of the protestors will say, "Do you know who my father is?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 02:22 PM (MoZTd)

87 Can we get Big Gay Shep to report on the cannibalism inside the Columbia Super Lawn?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2024 02:22 PM (yikga)

88 >Congress will continue to hold these failed institutions accountable.

by what statutory authority?
Columbia is on its own

Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2024 02:22 PM (/7KEl)

89 Buncha slack-jawed faggots.

Posted by: a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus at April 29, 2024 02:22 PM (Wc83a)

90 76 A show of force.

But that show of force will likely not result in scattering the crowd. The NYPD will make a couple of token arrests and go home. Alvin Bragg will release the arrestees before sundown.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2024 02:18 PM (HnUIn)

No donut shop will go unbreached!
Posted by: We shall gorge in the air, on the beaches, in the streets at April 29, 2024 02:21 PM (Wc83a)

I know the solution to this!!!!

Send in Meal Team 6!!!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 29, 2024 02:22 PM (N39Ws)

91 LOLWUT?

How? In what way is this a continuation of policy? What does "accountability" mean, and by what means will you impose it?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2024 02:20 PM (HnUIn)
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Aw, come on! She's just shootin' the shit, politician style, and hoping to egg on the fools on both sides. I hope she succeeds too!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 29, 2024 02:22 PM (7hBFV)

92 74 43 Let them fight.
Posted by: Based Ken Watanabe at April 29, 2024 02:18 PM (ttJ6G)

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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:21 PM (GBKbO)
_______

Line from Godzilla spoken by Ken Watanabe's character

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 29, 2024 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

93 So when do they unleash the Social Workers?
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 29, 2024 02:19 PM (/UtnQ)

Will their bugler blow the Deguello?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2024 02:23 PM (4I/2K)

94 he may just be trying to tweak me tho, he does that
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 29, 2024 02:16 PM (s3qiR)

He's in good company

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2024 02:23 PM (QNajY)

95 Who could have seen this coming?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2024 02:23 PM (di6C2)

96 81 Right.

I'm sure Harvard, Columbia, Yale, USC, and all the rest won't see a single federal dime after this.

LOL
Posted by: Jay in PA at April 29, 2024 02:21 PM (i7Q7S)

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I would settle for caps on admin to student ratios, caps on admin salaries, and the complete abolishment of any kind of financial holdings greater than the money needed to cover overhead costs for 1, maybe 2, semesters.

And then we can start negotiating for how much further we go.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

97 Issue another ultimatum for 4PM.

This time it will work.

Posted by: Biergood at April 29, 2024 02:23 PM (PwgSL)

98 Tear gas or surround and starve them out

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2024 02:23 PM (fwDg9)

99 I want them to recreate the famous 60’s photo with the German Shepard only this time it wouldn’t be a tragic regrettable action.

Posted by: polynikes at April 29, 2024 02:23 PM (MNhXM)

100 Columbia will raise tuition $5000 for the fall semester to cover the porta-potty rentals and clean-up of the post-camp-in mountains of garbage left by the peaceful protestors who claim to love the environment almost as much as they love Hamas.

Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2024 02:23 PM (5fDan)

101 Would it be in poor taste for the University to cue up the Dead Kennedys' Police Truck on loudspeakers?

Posted by: No sirree, Jack, we're just giving tickets at April 29, 2024 02:23 PM (bRRYt)

102
"Officer! They're looting the Food King!"

Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2024 02:23 PM (/7KEl)

103 And how many of the NYPD cops are wondering if they will be the lucky one photographed/video'd manhandling a protester that goes viral, gets them death threats, gets them fired, and their kids bullied for being a "racist"?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2024 02:23 PM (cCVOS)

104 BREAKING: NYPD OFFICERS ARRIVE AT COLUMBIA AHEAD OF 2PM DEADLINE TO CLEAR THE UNIVERSITY

America is a Police State
— Sulaiman Ahmed (@ShaykhSulaiman
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Sigh.

It is, Sulaiman. You're not wrong.

You just seem to be under the misapprehension that it isn't on your side.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2024 02:23 PM (HnUIn)

105 Does anyone have a spare kraken?

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 29, 2024 02:23 PM (89Sog)

106 Columbia turning into Mizzou.
Posted by: Ribbed

The Mizzous in Germany are calling for Shariah law.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 29, 2024 02:23 PM (9yWhg)

107 I remember Columbia hiring a 60s bomber as a professor in 20 years ago.

Posted by: MikeN at April 29, 2024 02:20 PM (XygMV)
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I was grateful they chose me.

Had to fit it into my trucking schedule...

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at April 29, 2024 02:23 PM (krQz2)

108 92 Line from Godzilla spoken by Ken Watanabe's character
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 29, 2024 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

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Listen, I'm not going to Ben Roethlisberger myself, but it was prime bait for Ben Roethlisberger.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

109 Students remaining in the encampment have been told they will face disciplinary action
----

OOH not that...!

how about facing riot gas and anodized steel batons
Posted by: Don Black

Hungry riot dogs.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2024 02:24 PM (HGv4O)

110 Cops on horseback with nightsticks and cattleprods.
If there is physical aggression, lethal force may be applied.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2024 02:24 PM (lCWOD)

111 Hickory shampoo for everyone!
Lather, rinse, repeat, repeat, repeat...

Posted by: weew at April 29, 2024 02:24 PM (/uwTS)

112 Yeah, Shep would be great at a time like this. He's probably up there in Morningside Hts. anyway, trolling for boyfriends.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 29, 2024 02:24 PM (7hBFV)

113 Why don't these encampments pop up during the cold wet weather?

Posted by: I gotta ask at April 29, 2024 02:24 PM (dg+HA)

114 abc has a live feed from Columbia University.

Posted by: mrp at April 29, 2024 02:24 PM (rj6Yv)

115 What are all those white boxes lined up in the background?
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 29, 2024 02:21 PM (iFTx/)

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Yeah I was wondering that, too.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 29, 2024 02:24 PM (DRSnL)

116 "Congress will continue to hold these failed institutions accountable."
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Oooooh.

An empty threat of a strongly worded letter.

Will it go in their permanent file?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2024 02:24 PM (yikga)

117 Does anyone have a spare kraken?

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 29, 2024 02:23 PM (89Sog)
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I've only got the one bottle.

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2024 02:24 PM (krQz2)

118 Actually I wondered several times last week why nothing was burning.

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2024 02:24 PM (QNajY)

119 Columbia has the Obama Red Line doctrine, I see.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 29, 2024 02:24 PM (tT6L1)

120 There we are: a dead end.

I guess to the Federal Reserve or whoever runs the money spigot?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at April 29, 2024 02:20 PM (xcxpd)

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The CCP -- who are literally underwriting the Lefty Domestic & Foreign Terrorists on college campuses with most of The Swamp on their payroll, too?

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 29, 2024 02:24 PM (QHvJT)

121 One of those cops in the bottom left picture is a hottie. He can arrest me anytime.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 29, 2024 02:21 PM (DRSnL)
.......

Ooh. handcuffs. Kinky

Posted by: wth at April 29, 2024 02:25 PM (v0R5T)

122 Set up speakers and blare Gershwin music at them.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 29, 2024 02:25 PM (Dm8we)

123 Who could ever have guessed the cowards that run academia would chicken out!???

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 29, 2024 02:25 PM (N1tpc)

124 Line from Godzilla spoken by Ken Watanabe's character
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 29, 2024 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

Hah you didn’t get the ‘I don’t get it’

Posted by: polynikes at April 29, 2024 02:25 PM (MNhXM)

125 Let's start a rumor Kyle Rittenhouse was seen arriving in NYC

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 29, 2024 02:25 PM (7hBFV)

126 So have they started burning shit yet?

No?

Fcking slackers.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 29, 2024 02:25 PM (llON8)

127 Eeyore, Impossible Dream?
Or Aldonza (perhaps the provenance of some of the participants)

Posted by: barbarausa at April 29, 2024 02:25 PM (enw9G)

128 They need to unleash the three horsemen of consequences:
- water canons
- night sticks
- "tuneups"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 29, 2024 02:25 PM (uwPwO)

129 "Congress will continue to hold these failed institutions accountable."
---
Oooooh.

An empty threat of a strongly worded letter.

Will it go in their permanent file?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2024 02:24 PM (yikga)
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House Resolution of Harrumph.

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2024 02:25 PM (krQz2)

130 80 78 One of those cops in the bottom left picture is a hottie. He can arrest me anytime.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 29, 2024 02:21 PM (DRSnL)

========

"The other one is disgusting. Ew. I bet he wants to arrest me."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:21 PM (GBKbO)

Bet he like only makes like 60k a year! Like he's a total dusty brokie broke! I need a guy who makes at least $400k a year. Like level up already! Get your money up!

Posted by: Average modern American chick at April 29, 2024 02:25 PM (Wc83a)

131 Most of the optimistic conservative articles about this election make me want to vomit. You mean, like the "Red Tsunami" of 2022?

But this is a bit different. After all, it worked for Nixon. Of course, RFK Jr is no George Wallace, even if his father did work with Joe McCarthy. (Has anyone asked him about that?)

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 02:25 PM (1bNHn)

132 It is, Sulaiman. You're not wrong.

You just seem to be under the misapprehension that it isn't on your side.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2024 02:23 PM (HnUIn)
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Depressingly accurate.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 29, 2024 02:26 PM (tT6L1)

133 Also, this is particularly hilarious that the people who BELIEVE IN WORDS... found out that words mean squat without action.

And their progeny knows it, while preaching that words have power.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 29, 2024 02:26 PM (N1tpc)

134 "Congress will continue to hold these failed institutions accountable."

Yeah, we're about a month shy of Dems in Congress putting "Death to America!" up for a vote...

Posted by: Boswell at April 29, 2024 02:26 PM (K+UlC)

135 106
The Mizzous in Germany are calling for Shariah law.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 29, 2024

You are going to win again, today, aren’t you?

Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2024 02:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

136 Spray Raid on them like the cockroaches they are.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 29, 2024 02:26 PM (JNTt1)

137 Columbia turning into Mizzou. Can we get some muscle over here?
Posted by: Ribbed

Chicken? Where?

Posted by: Kristi Noem's Dog at April 29, 2024 02:26 PM (9yWhg)

138 Not a single badass willing to harm one hair on their precious heads.

Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2024 02:26 PM (UnA8+)

139 I have a simple two-step process to clear out the dirty islamocommies from ANY college campus:

1) Make all protesters pay off the college loans of non-protesters
2) Send in the Ohio National Guard.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 29, 2024 02:26 PM (wtvvX)

140 Don't shut it down yet. We need the ratings

Posted by: ABC propaganda agency at April 29, 2024 02:26 PM (dg+HA)

141 "President" of Columbia is a muzzie scrunt. Why would you expect anything different?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 02:26 PM (8zz6B)

142 Officer, may I suggest using your nightstick

Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at April 29, 2024 02:26 PM (lvKkc)

143 79 I’m doing a job search. It sucks.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 29, 2024 02:27 PM (/UtnQ)

144 Students remaining in the encampment have been told they will face disciplinary action if they remain in the encampment after 2 PM
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They might suffer a gold star being downgraded to silver if persistent.

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2024 02:27 PM (krQz2)

145 124 Line from Godzilla spoken by Ken Watanabe's character
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 29, 2024 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

Hah you didn’t get the ‘I don’t get it’
Posted by: polynikes at April 29, 2024 02:25 PM (MNhXM)
_______

Guess not. It is Monday . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 29, 2024 02:27 PM (iFTx/)

146 Any possibility New Zealand has some spare cannibals that can be released to roam freely on campus?

Posted by: Based Ken Watanabe at April 29, 2024 02:27 PM (ttJ6G)

147
"You're out! Finished at Columbia! Expelled! I want you off this campus at 9:00 Monday morning! And I'm sure you'll be happy to know that I have notified your local draft boards and told them that you are now all - all! - eligible for military service."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 02:27 PM (MoZTd)

148 113 Why don't these encampments pop up during the cold wet weather?

Posted by: I gotta ask at April 29, 2024 02:24 PM (dg+HA)

Somehow they suppressed their outrage of 1,000 Pali babies killed a week by Zionists until mid-April.

Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2024 02:27 PM (5fDan)

149 145 Guess not. It is Monday . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 29, 2024 02:27 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Is it manic?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:27 PM (GBKbO)

150 97 Issue another ultimatum for 4PM.
This time it will work.
Posted by: Biergood
www.starflt.com/SF2Manual.pdf

If ULTIMATUM #4 didn't work, #5 will really scare 'em!

Posted by: The High Imperial Deathmaster Overlords of the Spemin Deathfleet at April 29, 2024 02:27 PM (gKWVE)

151 >>Students remaining in the encampment have been told they will face disciplinary action
----
>>OOH not that...!

How about Trespassing?
Disorderly Conduct?
You know, real crimes that are handled by NYC justice system, not kollege kangaroo kourts?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2024 02:27 PM (cCVOS)

152 Typin' and deletin' a storm here, chief.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at April 29, 2024 02:27 PM (OUMaO)

153 Spray Raid on them like the cockroaches they are.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 29, 2024 02:26 PM (JNTt1)

Spray job applications. Entry-level jobs, at that.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2024 02:28 PM (4I/2K)

154 Someone needs to encircle the circlers.
Posted by: huerfano at April 29, 2024 02:16 PM (VGOMa)

Ah, the old siege of Alesia tactic.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 29, 2024 02:28 PM (XT+5H)

155 It's kind of funny. The worst people on these campuses are openly giving these schools reasons to get rid of them...

But the schools still can't say goodbye to their fellow travelers.

Your problem children are self-deporting and you just won't accept the gift.

And these are our elite.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 29, 2024 02:28 PM (KbCG3)

156 34 "Congress will continue to hold these failed institutions accountable."

Congress IS a failed institution

Posted by: It's holding Jack and shit. Jack left town. at April 29, 2024 02:28 PM (Wc83a)

157 You are going to win again, today, aren’t you?
Posted by: Piper

Gotta try my best while neither Muldoon or Sponge is here.

Posted by: Kristi Noem's Dog at April 29, 2024 02:28 PM (9yWhg)

158 Expel them, strip them of their citizenship and deport them.
*a man can dream, can't he?*

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at April 29, 2024 02:28 PM (gxokI)

159 Guess not. It is Monday . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 29, 2024 02:27 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Is it manic?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:27 PM (GBKbO)

=====

Fun fact: Prince wrote that song.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 29, 2024 02:28 PM (DRSnL)

160 "The world is watching as you continue to fail your Jewish students."

Nope. You've failed American students. You've failed the test of the civilized. You've failed those that don't want a neo-marxist conflagration. This ain't about Israel or Jewish students. It's about civilization.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2024 02:28 PM (IG4Id)

161 Fixed bayonets have a way of readjusting one's expectations, or so I hear.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 29, 2024 02:28 PM (wzAuc)

162 Guess not. It is Monday . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 29, 2024 02:27 PM (iFTx/)

That’s JMs long time schtick .

Posted by: polynikes at April 29, 2024 02:28 PM (MNhXM)

163 Or Haiti maybe?

Posted by: Based Ken Watanabe at April 29, 2024 02:28 PM (ttJ6G)

164 How about Trespassing?
Disorderly Conduct?
You know, real crimes that are handled by NYC justice system, not kollege kangaroo kourts?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2024 02:27 PM (cCVOS)

Parading... That carries jail with no bail in some instances

Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2024 02:29 PM (Akjoo)

165 >>> 146 Any possibility New Zealand has some spare cannibals that can be released to roam freely on campus?
Posted by: Based Ken Watanabe at April 29, 2024 02:27 PM (ttJ6G)

NZ is a long way away, and there's that gang leader in Haiti....

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 29, 2024 02:29 PM (llON8)

166 148 113 Why don't these encampments pop up during the cold wet weather?

Posted by: I gotta ask at April 29, 2024 02:24 PM (dg+HA)

Somehow they suppressed their outrage of 1,000 Pali babies killed a week by Zionists until mid-April.
Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2024 02:27 PM (5fDan)

B/c they all saw their current grades, and want to skip finals and get auto-A-grades (for their victimization and mental health) and party vs actually having to buckle down and pass exams they did no work for all semester...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 29, 2024 02:29 PM (exHjb)

167 Start by arresting students that interfere with the cops.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2024 02:29 PM (Cus5s)

168 Columbia turning into Mizzou. Can we get some muscle over here?
Posted by: Ribbed at April 29, 2024 02:22 PM (B0mGw)
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In a bit of irony, Mizzou is located in Columbia, Missouri.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2024 02:29 PM (7fElN)

169 I'd go with the fire hoses.

Posted by: Bull Connor at April 29, 2024 02:29 PM (dg+HA)

170 "The world is watching as you continue to fail ~~your Jewish students.~~"
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Fixed it.

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2024 02:29 PM (krQz2)

171 Assault with FlameBot 9000 imminent

Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2024 02:29 PM (RHGPo)

172 Guess not. It is Monday . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 29, 2024 02:27 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Is it manic?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:27 PM (GBKbO)

I don’t get it?

Posted by: polynikes at April 29, 2024 02:30 PM (MNhXM)

173 Fixed bayonets have a way of readjusting one's expectations, or so I hear.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 29, 2024 02:28 PM (wzAuc)

The fuzzy wuzzies don't like it up 'em!

Posted by: Lance Corporal Jones at April 29, 2024 02:30 PM (4I/2K)

174 well left class to hit the gym, got back no one knew I was gone.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2024 02:30 PM (CIS44)

175 come and gone

my modus operandi in the 70's

Posted by: yikes at April 29, 2024 02:30 PM (us2H3)

176 Cherie Currie@CherieCurrie3
I am calling on all Democrat MEGA STARS. The Taylor Swift’s, Miley Cyrus’s (hi Miley) etc, for the sake of those who hang on your every word. DON’T YOU DARE endorse this feeble, feckless, senile, future robbing, JOE BIDEN to YOUR FANS this November! You have NOT A CLUE the pain we are all suffering under his horrible, dream killing administration. If you DO CHOOSE to endorse him, I want you to put up ONE BILLION EACH, to put into a fund to help all fans impacted by your careless, thoughtless, flippant MISTAKE that will hurt them GREATLY! What YOU DO with your enormous power WILL have consequences and they will suffer! NOT YOU! They MADE YOU WHO YOU ARE! You treat them as such! Without them, you are NOTHING! Remember that! Protect them or PONY UP!

-
Might as well appeal to a Democrat's conscience.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 29, 2024 02:30 PM (L/fGl)

177 79 I’m doing a job search. It sucks.
Posted by: Puddinhead

Tell me about it. Job searches suck.

Are you looking for a new job while still employed, or were you let go?

Posted by: Kristi Noem's Dog at April 29, 2024 02:30 PM (9yWhg)

178 Spray them with deodorant.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 29, 2024 02:30 PM (zRKQy)

179 Does this mean I can't stay in skool until I am 40 years old and then collect Social Security disability because I will be so old and avoid working my whole life?

From the river to the sea, Freebies are for me!

Posted by: Columbia Student, Dumb And Unemplyable at April 29, 2024 02:30 PM (4a+k3)

180 My name is Forest…Forest Gump.

Posted by: Redenzo at April 29, 2024 02:31 PM (V/pbu)

181
Parading
Strutting
Ambulating
Cakewalking

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 02:31 PM (MoZTd)

182 America is a Police State
— Sulaiman Ahmed (@ShaykhSulaiman
++++
Sigh.

It is, Sulaiman. You're not wrong.

You just seem to be under the misapprehension that it isn't on your side.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Be glad it is. The cops are the only ones protecting the rioters.

Because I could clear those encampments in five minutes.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2024 02:31 PM (HGv4O)

183 Administration assume the antisemitic protestors won't know story of Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego

Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2024 02:31 PM (RHGPo)

184 Is Michael Winslow still kicking and has access to a loud P.A. system?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2024 02:31 PM (4I/2K)

185 I'm just gonna say it, I have a full-on boner watching this coverage.

Posted by: Neil Young at April 29, 2024 02:31 PM (PwgSL)

186 Nice to see Bulgaroctonus is standing in for Sponge and leaving his socks on.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 29, 2024 02:31 PM (DRSnL)

187 Expel them, strip them

Especially the cute ones.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 29, 2024 02:31 PM (aT619)

188 178 Spray them with deodorant.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 29, 2024 02:30 PM (zRKQy)
______
Or Paraquat.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 02:31 PM (1bNHn)

189 The Louisville Slugger people sold a lot of product worldwide to police agencies. 36" softball weight was a fave in SA before things went pear shaped.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 29, 2024 02:31 PM (0EOe9)

190 Come on! Break out the water cannons! Those were such good fun on the hippies of the 60s!

Posted by: Zippyslug at April 29, 2024 02:32 PM (/jFSs)

191 How do y'all expect Columbia to burn if the cops move in *before* any fires are going?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 29, 2024 02:32 PM (llON8)

192 172 Guess not. It is Monday . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 29, 2024 02:27 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Is it manic?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:27 PM (GBKbO)

I don’t get it?
Posted by: polynikes at

It’s just another manic Monday. Wish it were Sunday. Cause that’s my fun day. My I don’t have to run day.

Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2024 02:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

193 176 Cherie Currie@CherieCurrie3

This isn't a hot tub, is it?

Posted by: the bunny at April 29, 2024 02:32 PM (gKWVE)

194 >>>What are all those white boxes lined up in the background?
Posted by: Elric Blade
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Not Boxes - pallets of bricks

Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2024 02:32 PM (lCWOD)

195 >I'm just gonna say it, I have a full-on boner watching this coverage.

is there a video feed? I'd like to watch some mayhem

Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2024 02:32 PM (/7KEl)

196 I think the robotic dog with the flame thrower would be cool.

Posted by: But that's just me at April 29, 2024 02:32 PM (dg+HA)

197 56 I remember Columbia hiring a 60s bomber as a professor in 20 years ago.
Posted by: MikeN

I taught aeronautical engineering for several years before retiring. It's sad to see what has become of the once prestigious institution.

Posted by: B-58 Hustler at April 29, 2024 02:32 PM (JCZqz)

198 I guess it was more a theoretical ultimatum.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 29, 2024 02:33 PM (L/fGl)

199 196 I think the robotic dog with the flame thrower would be cool.
Posted by: But that's just me at April 29, 2024 02:32 PM (dg+HA)

They're all down for repairs.

Kristi Noem shot them in the face.

Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2024 02:33 PM (UnA8+)

200 Who do the unwashed trash think they're impressing? Other than sidpaulkurt.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 29, 2024 02:33 PM (zRKQy)

201 *stamps foot*

You have guns! Use them!

Posted by: Senator Lindsey Graham at April 29, 2024 02:33 PM (7hBFV)

202 Apropos of nothing but I just rewatched the "Now, youse can't leave," scene from A Bronx Tale.

If only, Columbia. If only.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 29, 2024 02:34 PM (KbCG3)

203 The administration of Columbia put out a long statement saying what they expected of the protestors. So very bureaucratic. I don't think the protestors care

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2024 02:34 PM (UwmMe)

204 196 I think the robotic dog with the flame thrower would be cool.
Posted by: But that's just me at April 29, 2024 02:32 PM (dg+HA)
_________
Just glanced at my movie shelf. How about Michael Caine and 100 Welshmen?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 02:34 PM (1bNHn)

205 I did not see one night stick.

Posted by: Disgusted at April 29, 2024 02:34 PM (Z8Yh2)

206 I figure the cops will go in after the evening national news is over for the night.

Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2024 02:34 PM (RHGPo)

207 IF YOU GODDAMNED KIDS DON'T SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP BACK THERE I'M GOING TO TURN THIS UNIVERSITY AROUND!!!

Posted by: Dad, Who is Fed Up with Your Shit at April 29, 2024 02:34 PM (wtvvX)

208 BREAKING: Congress passed into law today "Death to America!" The bill, sponsored by Congressional Democrats, saw dozens of Republican lawmakers cross the aisle to sign off on the Democrats' signature legislation.

The bill, which has already been heartily endorsed by both Sen. Mitch McConnell and Sen Chuck Schumer, now goes onto the Senate where it is certain to pass with a majority bipartisan support from both Republicans and Democrats.

Posted by: Boswell at April 29, 2024 02:34 PM (K+UlC)

209 189 The Louisville Slugger people sold a lot of product worldwide to police agencies. 36" softball weight was a fave in SA before things went pear shaped.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 29, 2024 02:31 PM (0EOe9)

Thinking about getting one to keep in the truck. No permit needed anywhere to carry that. Maybe put some barbed wire around it a la "Lucille" style (for the Walking Dead reference).

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 29, 2024 02:35 PM (N39Ws)

210 The call for a strike is hilarious. I guess that's how they'll figure out how little leverage they actually have? I mean, if the truckers strike, food doesn't make it to the grocery store. That's leverage. If students strike, then there are no more BS critical "studies" papers unleashed on this world. That's not leverage.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at April 29, 2024 02:35 PM (5C4od)

211 *stamps foot*

You have guns! Use them!
Posted by: Senator Lindsey Graham

What he said!
-'stalwart conservative' Mark-Wayne Mullin

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2024 02:35 PM (CIS44)

212 >>> 203 The administration of Columbia put out a long statement saying what they expected of the protestors. So very bureaucratic. I don't think the protestors care
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2024 02:34 PM (UwmMe)

We ain't reading all that.

Posted by: protestors, down with the struggle at April 29, 2024 02:35 PM (llON8)

213

Shai Davidai
@ShaiDavidai
Dear journalists,

Not sure if you're interested in tips at this point, but just so you know:

One of the main radical leaders of the illegal pro-Hamas encampment at @Columbia was suspended from campus 4 weeks ago for bringing in a terrorist for a "Resistance 101" teach-in. The suspension was never enforced.

This leader's mom is Elizabeth Daughtrey, an officer at the @StateDept.

We've got a big problem in the U.S., and the watchdogs have been asleep.

Posted by: ace at April 29, 2024 02:35 PM (KRtlO)

214 Trebuchets. Pig shit.

I’d buy a ticket to watch that!

Posted by: Charles Martel at April 29, 2024 02:35 PM (smrxK)

215 I guess it was more a theoretical ultimatum.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 29, 2024 02:33 PM (L/fGl)
---
More like a group of suggestions.

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2024 02:35 PM (krQz2)

216 I have advocated police horse troopers should use lances, easier to reach a person laying on the ground

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2024 02:35 PM (fwDg9)

217 You are locked in with ME!

Posted by: Rorschach at April 29, 2024 02:35 PM (aT619)

218 Shai Davidai
@ShaiDavidai
Dear journalists,

Not sure if you're interested in tips at this point, but just so you know:

One of the main radical leaders of the illegal pro-Hamas encampment at @Columbia
was suspended from campus 4 weeks ago for bringing in a terrorist for a "Resistance 101" teach-in. The suspension was never enforced.

This leader's mom is Elizabeth Daughtrey, an officer at the @StateDept.

========

If this guy keeps up, he's going to realize that the State Department hasn't been interested in Peace in the Middle East for a long time. It's hard to imagine anything more Establishmenty than the State Department, too.

I hope he keeps asking questions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:35 PM (GBKbO)

219 The pictures show a perfect place for firehoses

Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2024 02:35 PM (RHGPo)

220 Terrorist sympathizer: "America is a police state!"
Me: "Please, please, please! Just this once..."

Posted by: red speck at April 29, 2024 02:36 PM (0Id0S)

221 Off, sockarino!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 29, 2024 02:36 PM (wtvvX)

222 you just know that the people financing these idiots and their protests are just waiting for a cop to kill someone so the summer riots can commence.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 29, 2024 02:36 PM (B1FKF)

223 177 Got laid off. I have an offer but am not looking forward to the commute, Waiting on another to decide.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 29, 2024 02:36 PM (/UtnQ)

224 This bespectacled blonde doesn't feel remotely bad about the Columbia administrators now stuck with having to pretend to disagree with those who are doing as Columbia has instructed them to do for years:
http://tiny.cc/m4dwxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2024 02:36 PM (HnUIn)

225 I guess the kids at Columbia no longer respect the college dean.

Posted by: Okie from Muskogee at April 29, 2024 02:36 PM (4I/2K)

226 Sulaimen Achmed -
America is a police state.
----

Name some Arab countries that don't use police to arrest demonstrators. You would probably be happier living there.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 29, 2024 02:36 PM (2iKMg)

227 213 "We've got a big problem in the U.S., and the watchdogs have been asleep."
Posted by: ace at April 29, 2024 02:35 PM (KRtlO)

========

That he thinks the watchdogs aren't part of it shows that he still has a very long way to go.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:36 PM (GBKbO)

228 BREAKING: Columbia University Is Counting to 3!

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2024 02:36 PM (krQz2)

229 Thinking about getting one to keep in the truck. No permit needed anywhere to carry that. Maybe put some barbed wire around it a la "Lucille" style (for the Walking Dead reference).
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

If you do, put a ball & glove in there too. Trust me.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2024 02:36 PM (HGv4O)

230 Trump should get a camera feed going and sell PPV access, to raise campaign money.

The lefties would go absolutely nuts if he did, as an added bonus.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 29, 2024 02:37 PM (7hBFV)

231 Would be a real shame if one of the high pressure steam pipes under Manhattan blew up under the protesters. Yeah, real shame

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2024 02:37 PM (UwmMe)

232 We've got a big problem in the U.S., and the watchdogs have been asleep.
Posted by: ace

We aren't asleep! We're FULLY woke! We're actively assisting in getting these progressive classes and materials into the nation!

Posted by: CIA and other Federal Agencies at April 29, 2024 02:37 PM (JCZqz)

233 Administration assume the antisemitic protestors won't know story of Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego
Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2024 02:31 PM (RHGPo)

I once was lost, but now I'm found
The music washes over, and you're one with the sound
Well, who shall inherit the earth? The meek shall
And yo, I think I'm starting to peak now, Al
And the man upstairs, well, I hope that he cares
If I had a penny for my thoughts, I'd be a millionaire
We're just three MCs, and we're on the go
Shadrach, Meshach, Abednego...

Posted by: Beastie Boys at April 29, 2024 02:37 PM (4a+k3)

234 228 BREAKING: Columbia University Is Counting to 3!
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2024 02:36 PM (krQz2)

4.....5.....6

Posted by: Columbia University Administrators at April 29, 2024 02:37 PM (N39Ws)

235 Right now. The protesters should be most fearful of folks with cameras.

I suspect the administration will document who they will eject.

Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2024 02:38 PM (RHGPo)

236 The Columbian protestors tell off Columbia's administrators with extreme bullshit.

Posted by: mrp at April 29, 2024 02:38 PM (rj6Yv)

237 Huh after listening to Columbia's Pres. speak at congress, I was convinced she had grapefruit-size balls of titanium

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 29, 2024 02:38 PM (wBaIH)

238 178 Spray them with deodorant.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 29, 2024 02:30 PM (zRKQy)

After a day in the encampments, the women in Sharia-approved garb must smell like a goat's ass smeared with dog shit. Or maybe like a Hamas terrorist's 3-inch you-know-what after a goat gangbang.

Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2024 02:38 PM (5fDan)

239 This bespectacled blonde doesn't feel remotely bad about the Columbia administrators now stuck with having to pretend to disagree with those who are doing as Columbia has instructed them to do for years:
http://tiny.cc/m4dwxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2024 02:36 PM (HnUIn)
==================
I think she knows where we are looking

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 29, 2024 02:38 PM (7hBFV)

240 "You're out! Finished at Columbia! Expelled! I want you off this campus at 9:00 Monday morning! And I'm sure you'll be happy to know that I have notified your local draft boards and told them that you are now all - all! - eligible for military service."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 02:27 PM (MoZTd)
---
So THAT'S how America is going to scrounge up enough troops for the Ukraine...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2024 02:38 PM (7fElN)

241 Choose the form of the Destructor!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 29, 2024 02:38 PM (YIxO9)

242 well left class to hit the gym, got back no one knew I was gone.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2024 02:30 PM (CIS44)

Come on. Everyone knows you don't have class.

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2024 02:38 PM (QNajY)

243 Seems to be a dearth of nightsticks. Too bad.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2024 02:38 PM (XeU6L)

244 Got laid off. I have an offer but am not looking forward to the commute, Waiting on another to decide.
Posted by: Puddinhead

Sorry to hear that. But it looks like you're making short work of unemployment. Best of luck to you.

Posted by: Kristi Noem's Dog at April 29, 2024 02:39 PM (9yWhg)

245 So easy. Rent a bunch of temp contruction fence panels. Wall those brats in. Taze the fence climbers, and arrest.

Posted by: Disgusted at April 29, 2024 02:39 PM (Z8Yh2)

246 This bespectacled blonde doesn't feel remotely bad about the Columbia administrators now stuck with having to pretend to disagree with those who are doing as Columbia has instructed them to do for years:
http://tiny.cc/m4dwxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2024 02:36 PM (HnUIn)

I think those glasses are fake. And that's not all . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2024 02:39 PM (4I/2K)

247 re 224: bigguns. otherwise average. depends on what she says about trump

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 29, 2024 02:39 PM (B1FKF)

248 Anyone expecting a Tank Man moment?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 29, 2024 02:39 PM (YIxO9)

249 Thinking about getting one to keep in the truck. No permit needed anywhere to carry that. Maybe put some barbed wire around it a la "Lucille" style (for the Walking Dead reference).
Posted by: Our Country

Skip the wire and include a baseball glove with a baseball.
Your defense attorney will appreciate it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 29, 2024 02:39 PM (Za0S+)

250
[ponders 'dearth' vs. 'paucity']

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2024 02:39 PM (XeU6L)

251 http://tiny.cc/m4dwxz

She’s got on the’ I’m smart not dumb like every one thinks ‘ glasses.

Posted by: polynikes at April 29, 2024 02:39 PM (MNhXM)

252 well left class to hit the gym, got back no one knew I was gone.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2024 02:30 PM (CIS44)

Come on. Everyone knows you don't have class.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2024 02:38 PM (QNajY)

=====

S'okay, Bruce. Apparently I don't either.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 29, 2024 02:39 PM (DRSnL)

253 clear them out or just close the school and refund all tuition or just let the lawsuits begin

Posted by: SamIam at April 29, 2024 02:40 PM (oasF3)

254 Columbia is gonna turn this car right around!

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2024 02:40 PM (QNajY)

255 S'okay, Bruce. Apparently I don't either.
Posted by: Jordan61 at Apr

fine company to be in

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 29, 2024 02:40 PM (CIS44)

256 Just glanced at my movie shelf. How about Michael Caine and 100 Welshmen?
Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 02:34 PM (1bNHn)

————————

Men of Harlech stop your dreaming
Can't you see their tent poles gleaming?
See their dumbass pennants streaming,
To this campus quad!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 29, 2024 02:40 PM (u73oe)

257 http://tiny.cc/m4dwxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Wow. Glasses and a filled bodice. Nice.

Posted by: Kristi Noem's Dog at April 29, 2024 02:40 PM (9yWhg)

258 May I suggest that you use your nightstick, Officer.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2024 02:40 PM (aD39U)

259 @147 "you've all been on double secret probation for the whole semester" Smelly , jihadist and commie is no way to go through life

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2024 02:40 PM (UwmMe)

260 Isn't that really the point of a "police state"?

The "Police" stand around with their thumbs up their asses making sure things are safe for the brownshirts making things unliveable.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2024 02:40 PM (+yhUM)

261 OMG Boomer Libs, did you hear what the Gen Z Progs said about you? You guys should totally fight after school.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at April 29, 2024 02:40 PM (5C4od)

262 17
Any non citizens are immediately deported.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2024
----
but only after a serious beating.

Posted by: Ciampino - Is Columbia burning yet? at April 29, 2024 02:41 PM (qfLjt)

263 "Congress will continue to hold these failed institutions accountable."

Yeah. Fat chance.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 02:16 PM (MoZTd)

Someone should reply with "Now Do The FBI".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2024 02:41 PM (IUd0M)

264 Thinking about getting one to keep in the truck. No permit needed anywhere to carry that. Maybe put some barbed wire around it a la "Lucille" style (for the Walking Dead reference).
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 29, 2024 02:35 PM (N39Ws)

Pro tip: carry a ball and glove, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 02:41 PM (8zz6B)

265 faculty playing Human Shields for Hamas

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1785013220866134224

Posted by: ace at April 29, 2024 02:41 PM (KRtlO)

266 [ponders 'dearth' vs. 'paucity']
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2024 02:39 PM (XeU6L)
---
There are no Sith with the first name Paucity.

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2024 02:41 PM (krQz2)

267 Anyone expecting a Tank Man moment?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
-------

Is this about me?

Posted by: Michael Dukakis at April 29, 2024 02:41 PM (XeU6L)

268 260 Isn't that really the point of a "police state"?

The "Police" stand around with their thumbs up their asses making sure things are safe for the brownshirts making things unliveable.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2024 02:40 PM (+yhUM)

They've got a Pension to protect, after all!

Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2024 02:42 PM (UnA8+)

269 So easy. Rent a bunch of temp contruction fence panels. Wall those brats in. Taze the fence climbers, and arrest.

Posted by: Disgusted at April 29, 2024 02:39 PM (Z8Yh2)

Caesar nods.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2024 02:42 PM (aD39U)

270 She's titillating.

Posted by: Had to say it s at April 29, 2024 02:42 PM (dg+HA)

271 227 213 "We've got a big problem in the U.S., and the watchdogs have been asleep."
Posted by: ace at April 29, 2024 02:35 PM (KRtlO)

========

That he thinks the watchdogs aren't part of it shows that he still has a very long way to go.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:36 PM (GBKbO)
___________

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 29, 2024 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

272 "Where we asked for amnesty, the administration answered with more discipline."

LOL

Posted by: mrp at April 29, 2024 02:42 PM (rj6Yv)

273 http://tiny.cc/m4dwxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Dang! She looks alot like my buddies daughter. A lot!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 29, 2024 02:42 PM (W/lyH)

274 Columbia University faculty form a human line against police to prevent the removal of the protest encampments.

... sure is nice that they identify themselves so clearly

Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2024 02:42 PM (RHGPo)

275 246 This bespectacled blonde doesn't feel remotely bad about the Columbia administrators now stuck with having to pretend to disagree with those who are doing as Columbia has instructed them to do for years:
http://tiny.cc/m4dwxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2024 02:36 PM (HnUIn)

I think those glasses are fake. And that's not all . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2024 02:39 PM (4I/2K)

You could be correct... I will volunteer to ... study... the issue.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 29, 2024 02:42 PM (xaFKb)

276 The Great North American Dignity Canal sure could use some Columbia protesters to help build some locks.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 29, 2024 02:42 PM (XT+5H)

277 >>> 265 faculty playing Human Shields for Hamas

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1785013220866134224
Posted by: ace at April 29, 2024 02:41 PM (KRtlO)

So you're saying it would be tragic if someone dropped a MOAB in the vicinity?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 29, 2024 02:42 PM (llON8)

278 They have pictures of the students and can use facial recognition to identify those 'glamping'.

They can expel them, after notifying ICE to take their asses to the airport and deport them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 29, 2024 02:42 PM (Za0S+)

279 ========

That he thinks the watchdogs aren't part of it shows that he still has a very long way to go.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda
------------------------

I didn't want to say anything.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2024 02:42 PM (lCWOD)

280 So THAT'S how America is going to scrounge up enough troops for the Ukraine...
____

troops = cannon fodder

I'm going to guess that the most shot at Ukranian soldier still has less metal in their body than most of the Columbia idiots.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 29, 2024 02:42 PM (2iKMg)

281 262 but only after a serious beating.
Posted by: Ciampino - Is Columbia burning yet? at April 29, 2024 02:41 PM (qfLjt)

After each one has both arms shattered into powder by sledgehammers.

Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2024 02:42 PM (UnA8+)

282 271 Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 29, 2024 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

======

Ozymandias?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:42 PM (GBKbO)

283 225 I guess the kids at Columbia no longer respect the college dean.

Posted by: Okie from Muskogee at April 29, 2024 02:36 PM (4I/2K)

"Hello dean. You're a stupid head." - Not another Simpsons reference!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 29, 2024 02:43 PM (KbCG3)

284 265 faculty playing Human Shields for Hamas

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1785013220866134224
Posted by: ace at April 29, 2024 02:41 PM (KRtlO)

Reason #4,739,422 to get rid of tenure.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 29, 2024 02:43 PM (N39Ws)

285 251 http://tiny.cc/m4dwxz

She’s got on the’ I’m smart not dumb like every one thinks ‘ glasses.
Posted by: polynikes at April 29, 2024 02:39 PM (MNhXM)

Best advice I ever got - smart girls want to be told they're pretty and pretty girls want to be told they're smart.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at April 29, 2024 02:43 PM (5C4od)

286 274 Columbia University faculty form a human line against police to prevent the removal of the protest encampments.

... sure is nice that they identify themselves so clearly
Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2024 02:42 PM (RHGPo)

Honestly? I'd start sending Imams in there to demand they either convert or die.

Posted by: XTC at April 29, 2024 02:43 PM (UnA8+)

287 OK... so what are all the White boxes above the tent camp... thing looks realllllllyyy well organized.

Now, find out who is PAYING for their food, water, and sanitation.... follow the F'n money.

Hell... use the FISA crap you used against the Jan 6 folks...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 29, 2024 02:44 PM (xaFKb)

288 282 271 Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 29, 2024 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

======

Ozymandias?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:42 PM (GBKbO)
________

[chuckles]

-- the FBI

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 29, 2024 02:44 PM (iFTx/)

289 The only people who will continue to be held responsible are Jan6-ers--and then, even for things they didn't do.

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2024 02:44 PM (krQz2)

290 This is NYC. I expected Columbia to cater the tent city and to call for the arrest of any Jewish student that counter protests as inciting a riot.

Posted by: polynikes at April 29, 2024 02:44 PM (MNhXM)

291 If Columbia doesn't want to do anything about this, then I don't understand why we're paying the police to stand around.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2024 02:45 PM (CsUN+)

292 265 faculty playing Human Shields for Hamas

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1785013220866134224
Posted by: ace at April 29, 2024 02:41 PM (KRtlO)

Reason #4,739,422 to get rid of tenure.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 29, 2024 02:43 PM (N39Ws)
---
Yep. Every single one of them should be stripped of tenure and shown the door.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 29, 2024 02:45 PM (7fElN)

293 Best advice I ever got - smart girls want to be told they're pretty and pretty girls want to be told they're smart.
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at April 29, 2024 02:43 PM (5C4od)

=====

I'd settle for just one of those things.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 29, 2024 02:45 PM (DRSnL)

294 Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 29, 2024 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

======

Ozymandias?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:42 PM (GBKbO)

Ozempic.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 29, 2024 02:45 PM (R4t5M)

295 I think those glasses are fake. And that's not all . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2024 02:39 PM (4I/2K)
She's old for her age.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2024 02:45 PM (lCWOD)

296 SNooD...

See whot I did there?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2024 02:45 PM (IG4Id)

297 Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 29, 2024 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

======

Ozymandias?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:42 PM (GBKbO)
---
Female custodes?!!!

Posted by: 40K Purist at April 29, 2024 02:45 PM (krQz2)

298 Columbia University faculty form a human line against police to prevent the removal of the protest encampments.

The masks signify "stunning and brave".

Posted by: t-bird at April 29, 2024 02:45 PM (xu4vb)

299 We got no class
And we got no principals

Posted by: school's out completely at April 29, 2024 02:45 PM (Wc83a)

300 "use the FISA crap you used against the Jan 6 folks..."

Bank of America is ON IT.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 29, 2024 02:45 PM (B0mGw)

301 Don't make me pull this car over!

Posted by: Dean Karen of Columbia at April 29, 2024 02:45 PM (ttJ6G)

302 lol. Columbia University staff a. Wearing face coverings. So brave.

By the way, I just figured out Democrats 2024 Campaign Slogan;

Pay Your Tuition, Bring Jew Hate to Fruition

Posted by: Truthbomb at April 29, 2024 02:46 PM (iiQg8)

303 I'd settle for just one of those things.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 29, 2024 02:45 PM (DRSnL)
---
Smart.

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2024 02:46 PM (krQz2)

304 Best advice I ever got - smart girls want to be told they're pretty and pretty girls want to be told they're smart.
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country

I've known several who were both. Best of both worlds.

Posted by: Kristi Noem's Dog at April 29, 2024 02:46 PM (9yWhg)

305 "We will not be moved except by force!"

Posted by: mrp at April 29, 2024 02:46 PM (rj6Yv)

306 i think she gave it up to be a real estate agent some years ago but one-time porn star eva angeline wore glasses. one time, she said in an interview i guess, she showed up for a day's work and the producer said 'where are your glasses?' she said she was wearing contacts and he said 'well go home and get the glasses'

very pretty, messed up her looks with very big breast implants

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 29, 2024 02:46 PM (B1FKF)

307 Huh.
In other news Colin Kappernik has been fired from his High school coaching job. His players claim he was a conceited jerk.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 29, 2024 02:47 PM (W/lyH)

308 >>> 287 OK... so what are all the White boxes above the tent camp... thing looks realllllllyyy well organized.

Now, find out who is PAYING for their food, water, and sanitation.... follow the F'n money.

Hell... use the FISA crap you used against the Jan 6 folks...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 29, 2024 02:44 PM (xaFKb)

The people who are paying for this and the people who use FISA probably overlap quite a bit.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 29, 2024 02:47 PM (llON8)

309 I'd settle for just one of those things.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 29, 2024 02:45 PM (DRSnL)
---
Smart.
Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2024 02:46 PM (krQz2)

and pretty. She's an 'ette, after all.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2024 02:47 PM (aD39U)

310 290 This is NYC. I expected Columbia to cater the tent city and to call for the arrest of any Jewish student that counter protests as inciting a riot.
Posted by: polynikes at April 29, 2024 02:44 PM (MNhXM
________

I think the odds are high that the school is indeed catering Stench City, or at least allowing it to be catered. These mongrels need to eat after all, and licking each other's assholes ain't very nutritious.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 29, 2024 02:47 PM (iFTx/)

311 "Best advice I ever got - smart girls want to be told they're pretty and pretty girls want to be told they're smart."

That's one of the Dale Carnegie tips in "How to Win Friends and Influence People". Compliment them on something they are unsure about.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2024 02:47 PM (Cus5s)

312 "We will not be moved except by force!"

Posted by: mrp at April 29, 2024 02:46 PM (rj6Yv)

Your terms are acceptable.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2024 02:48 PM (aD39U)

313 Paucity sounds like the fourteenth daughter of a nineteenth century frontier family that just straight up ran out of ideas.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2024 02:48 PM (+yhUM)

314 Ha, ha!

Let the beatings commence. Fill every emergency within 10 miles.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 29, 2024 02:48 PM (Te7Ts)

315 "We will not be moved except by force!"

That's the physics majors saying that.

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at April 29, 2024 02:48 PM (MvF+J)

316 "faculty playing Human Shields for Hamas"

The faculty that millions of Jewish dollars paid for, and with which they were totes OK, u til
It turned on them.

Make no mistake, they would still be OK with it if they were going after Republicans.

Posted by: Truthbomb at April 29, 2024 02:48 PM (iiQg8)

317 Huh.
In other news Colin Kappernik has been fired from his High school coaching job. His players claim he was a conceited jerk.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 29, 2024 02:47 PM (W/lyH)

Shocka!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 02:48 PM (8zz6B)

318 Does Israel still have that bulldozer that flattened St.Pancake or is it on display in a museum? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 29, 2024 02:48 PM (ttJ6G)

319 305 "We will not be moved except by force!"

Posted by: mrp at April 29, 2024 02:46 PM (rj6Yv)

Now you're getting it!

Posted by: Isaac Newton on a bulldozer at April 29, 2024 02:49 PM (+yhUM)

320 Huh.
In other news Colin Kappernik has been fired from his High school coaching job. His players claim he was a conceited jerk.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 29, 2024 02:47 PM (W/lyH)

The Sheriff Is Near!

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at April 29, 2024 02:49 PM (4a+k3)

321 I dated a girl in college who passed all parts of her CPA exam on the first try. She also was probably the basis for all the blonde jokes.

Posted by: polynikes at April 29, 2024 02:49 PM (MNhXM)

322 307 Huh.
In other news Colin Kappernik has been fired from his High school coaching job. His players claim he was a conceited jerk.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 29, 2024 02:47 PM (W/lyH)

Wow, props to the AD. You gotta have some balls to fire that guy when the last time he got fired he parlayed it in to a multi-year and multi-million dollar hustle

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at April 29, 2024 02:49 PM (5C4od)

323 The brave faculty are all wearing masks. But I bet they can still be identified, with facial recognition or other ways. Might work for the "civilian" protesters as well.

Cops should tell them to disperse, then start the arrests.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2024 02:50 PM (Cus5s)

324 This leader's mom is Elizabeth Daughtrey, an officer at the @StateDept.

"We've got a big problem in the U.S., and the watchdogs have been asleep"

No, they have been orchestrating this bullshit Pay attention Shai Davidai

Posted by: Gerry at April 29, 2024 02:50 PM (oMaZb)

325 Vroooom! *squish* backs up

Posted by: Rachel Corrie was here at April 29, 2024 02:51 PM (ttJ6G)

326 Best advice I ever got - smart girls want to be told they're pretty and pretty girls want to be told they're smart.
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at April 29, 2024 02:43 PM (5C4od)
________

I'll add a slight addendum to that. Pretty girls like also to be told they're pretty, but not in the usual way that emphasizes sexuality or sexual organs. You will get much much further telling a pretty girl "you have nice eyes" than you will telling her "you have yuge bazzingas"

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 29, 2024 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

327 If you don't leave the quad, no more emotional support teddy bears and then we'll take away yer coloring books!

Take that!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 29, 2024 02:51 PM (89Sog)

328 "Negotiations are off the table!"

"Divestment! Disclosure! Amnesty!"

Posted by: mrp at April 29, 2024 02:51 PM (rj6Yv)

329 Memo to NYPD: leave the students alone, club the faculty like baby fur seals

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2024 02:51 PM (UwmMe)

330 277 >>> 265 faculty playing Human Shields for Hamas

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1785013220866134224
Posted by: ace at April 29, 2024 02:41 PM (KRtlO)

So you're saying it would be tragic if someone dropped a MOAB in the vicinity?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 29, 2024 02:42 PM (llON

______
At last! A chance for MS-13 to make themselves useful.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 02:51 PM (1bNHn)

331 That's one of the Dale Carnegie tips in "How to Win Friends and Influence People". Compliment them on something they are unsure about.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2024 02:47 PM (Cus5s)

I bet old Dale did fine at closing time

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at April 29, 2024 02:51 PM (5C4od)

332 I am now in hour two of our 3-Hour Mandatory Methods and Procedures training.

On the plusses and minuses, it could be worse.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2024 02:52 PM (XV/Pl)

333 I dated a girl in college who passed all parts of her CPA exam on the first try. She also was probably the basis for all the blonde jokes.
Posted by: polynikes at April 29, 2024 02:49 PM (MNhXM)

Was she a brick house? Built like an Amazon? Mighty, mighty? Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2024 02:52 PM (4I/2K)

334 Wow, props to the AD. You gotta have some balls to fire that guy when the last time he got fired he parlayed it in to a multi-year and multi-million dollar hustle
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at April 29, 2024 02:49 PM (5C4od)

Probably a brother.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2024 02:52 PM (+yhUM)

335 I'll add a slight addendum to that. Pretty girls like also to be told they're pretty, but not in the usual way that emphasizes sexuality or sexual organs. You will get much much further telling a pretty girl "you have nice eyes" than you will telling her "you have yuge bazzingas"
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 29, 2024 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

It helps to be looking at her eyes when you say that, and not at the bazingas.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 29, 2024 02:52 PM (W/lyH)

336 You will get much much further telling a pretty girl "you have nice eyes" than you will telling her "you have yuge bazzingas"
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 29, 2024 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

Note to self..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2024 02:52 PM (aD39U)

337 Note: I'm watching the livefeed from Columbia Protest Central and am repeating the bullshit from spokescritters.

Posted by: mrp at April 29, 2024 02:53 PM (rj6Yv)

338 The State Department told me that parliaments are more stable than congresses.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 29, 2024 02:46 PM (GBKbO)

Well, the UK as a whole started with a buffoon for PM who accomplished exactly one thing for the electorate... Brexit. He was replaced by a quisling in a skirt and she was replaced by a traitor. But at least he's brown and Hindu.

The best possible government is a drunkard autocrat who doesn't give a shit about ruling the people but will absolutely fuck up anyone who tries to get in on his racket.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 29, 2024 02:53 PM (IUd0M)

339 322 307 Huh.
In other news Colin Kappernik has been fired from his High school coaching job. His players claim he was a conceited jerk.
Posted by: Diogenes

The source of that story is a satire site.
Saw with my own eyes yesterday

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 29, 2024 02:53 PM (ioPqD)

340 Benjamin Button is a remake of Forest Gump

Posted by: yikes at April 29, 2024 02:54 PM (us2H3)

341 The source of that story is a satire site.
Saw with my own eyes yesterday
Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 29, 2024 02:53 PM (ioPqD)

Maybe he has no job at all?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 02:55 PM (8zz6B)

342 Dear Columbia...

I'm right over here, you know.

Posted by: A whiff of grapeshot at April 29, 2024 02:55 PM (hqsPp)

343 I'll add a slight addendum to that. Pretty girls like also to be told they're pretty, but not in the usual way that emphasizes sexuality or sexual organs. You will get much much further telling a pretty girl "you have nice eyes" than you will telling her "you have yuge bazzingas"
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 29, 2024 02:51 PM

They might like it but the irony is that indicating you don’t think that they are that pretty ( the actual pretty ones)but not saying it will make you more attractive to them.

Posted by: polynikes at April 29, 2024 02:55 PM (MNhXM)

344 ...

Who actually was the first prime Minister of England?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2024 02:55 PM (+yhUM)

345 "We've got a big problem in the U.S., and the watchdogs have been asleep"

No, they have been orchestrating this bullshit Pay attention Shai Davidai
Posted by: Gerry at April 29, 2024 02:50 PM (oMaZb)

No shit. What fucking planet does this guy live on?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 29, 2024 02:55 PM (R4t5M)

346 Headline "Numerous officers struck by gunfire in Charlotte"

Posted by: mrp at April 29, 2024 02:55 PM (rj6Yv)

347 Colin insisted on being called 'GOAT"

Posted by: yikes at April 29, 2024 02:55 PM (us2H3)

348 Reason #4,739,422 to get rid of tenure.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 29, 2024 02:43 PM (N39Ws)
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Yep. Every single one of them should be stripped of tenure and shown the door.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

While they're "protesting", they're not watching their offices. Have maintenance change locks, remove name plates and box up their personal items to be left on the curb.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 29, 2024 02:56 PM (93HLm)

349 This is the same Columbia that hosted Iranian President Ahmadinejad to speak way back in 2007 while Jewish students there were complaining about professors being anti-Israel and using their classrooms to spout their political views.

Their faculty has been at it for quite a while.

Posted by: desertgardens at April 29, 2024 02:56 PM (RhnjF)

350 Don't make me pull this car over!

Posted by: Dean Karen of Columbia at April 29, 2024 02:45 PM (ttJ6G)

-------------

I originally read that nic as Death Karen of Columbia, who I saw open for the Heebee-Jeebees at Cry for Me Liverpool in February.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 29, 2024 02:56 PM (er7IG)

351 What do you tell a woman who is both pretty and smart?

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 29, 2024 02:56 PM (ioPqD)

352 Memo to NYPD: leave the students alone, club the faculty like baby fur seals
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2024 02:51 PM (UwmMe)

#18 Limber up. It's very important.

Posted by: Zombieland Rules at April 29, 2024 02:57 PM (4I/2K)

353 How many people would take an honest job if there was a grifting opportunity available?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 29, 2024 02:57 PM (zRKQy)

354 ABC livefeed from Columbia U. interrupted.

Posted by: mrp at April 29, 2024 02:57 PM (rj6Yv)

355 None of these schools want a repeat of Kent State. They’re more terrified of optics of possible police force than the optics of coddling terrorists. All of the upper administration at these schools are full on academia who have never had a real job or had to live in the real world.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 29, 2024 02:57 PM (1qIGW)

356 Water cannons mixed with skunk oil are amazingly effective.

Posted by: Eric at April 29, 2024 02:57 PM (Ygncl)

357 The source of that story is a satire site.
Saw with my own eyes yesterday
Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 29, 2024 02:53 PM (ioPqD)

Oh. I didn't catch that.
My bad.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 29, 2024 02:58 PM (W/lyH)

358 What do you tell a woman who is both pretty and smart?
Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale

That she's pretty smart.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 29, 2024 02:58 PM (R4t5M)

359 What do you tell a woman who is both pretty and smart?
Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 29, 2024 02:56 PM (ioPqD)

Excuse me while I whip this out.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 29, 2024 02:58 PM (4a+k3)

360 351 What do you tell a woman who is both pretty and smart?
Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 29, 2024 02:56 PM (ioPqD)

clean that mess up and make me a sammie

same as in town

Posted by: yikes at April 29, 2024 02:58 PM (us2H3)

361 344 ...

Who actually was the first prime Minister of England?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2024 02:55 PM (+yhUM)
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They usually say Walpole.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 02:59 PM (1bNHn)

362 I'm out of pop corn. Be right back.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at April 29, 2024 02:59 PM (ytSiK)

363 351 What do you tell a woman who is both pretty and smart?
Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 29, 2024 02:56 PM (ioPqD)

Hollywood fantasy

Posted by: yikes at April 29, 2024 03:00 PM (us2H3)

364 6 You will get much much further telling a pretty girl "you have nice eyes" than you will telling her "you have yuge bazzingas"
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 29, 2024 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

Funniest pick up line I ever saw was my friend going up to a girl and pointing at me and saying’ can you settle a bet between me and my friend? He says you have sparkling blue green eyes…and I said you were a dirty little girl. ‘

She laughed . But to be fair he was a good looking guy WTH the gift of gab. She probably would have laughed at anything.

Posted by: polynikes at April 29, 2024 03:00 PM (MNhXM)

365 What do you tell a woman who is both pretty and smart?
Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 29, 2024 02:56 PM

15 is my limit on Schnitzegruben?

Posted by: A whiff of grapeshot at April 29, 2024 03:00 PM (hqsPp)

366 @351 nothing you already told her twice. .. wait wrong joke

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2024 03:00 PM (UwmMe)

367 It’s best to clean up a campus at night right after lights go off. Dust the press with some CS and pounce.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 29, 2024 03:00 PM (/UtnQ)

368 351 What do you tell a woman who is both pretty and smart?
Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 29, 2024 02:56 PM (ioPqD)
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I asked her to marry me. She did.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 03:01 PM (1bNHn)

369 Every time KJP gets a question about what Joe and the Junta think about the protests at Columbia and other colleges, she rattles of the same "We support peaceful protests but not violence or hate speech," then adds this, "But we understand this is an incredibly painful moment for AMERICANS."

Gosh, somehow I didn't recognize the pain I'm in due to The Left's Home Team in Gaza being hunted-down by the IDF in response to the Home Team's rape and butchery on Oct. 7th.

Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2024 03:01 PM (5fDan)

370 A typo and a sock fail. Monday...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2024 03:01 PM (hqsPp)

371
You will get much much further telling a pretty girl "you have nice eyes" than you will telling her "you have yuge bazzingas"
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 29, 2024 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

__________

"Why aren't you looking at my yuge bazzingas?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 03:01 PM (MoZTd)

372 168
Just as Miami University is in Ohio.
Harvard Chem Dept is on Oxford St., Cambridge, MA

any more?

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #51 at April 29, 2024 03:01 PM (qfLjt)

373
Who actually was the first prime Minister of England?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

_________

Robert Walpole

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 03:03 PM (MoZTd)

374 @chiIIum
6m
At least 4 police officers have been shot during shootout with barricaded suspect in Charlotte, North Carolina.

Suspect has been reportedly shot.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 29, 2024 03:03 PM (3ImbR)

375 365 What do you tell a woman who is both pretty and smart?
Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 29, 2024 02:56 PM

And a 2 on the crazy scale?

A unicorn.

It does remind me of the crazy plane lady who is both pretty and apparently smart and conservative to boot.

Posted by: polynikes at April 29, 2024 03:04 PM (MNhXM)

376 Why do they always were face diapers?

Posted by: Iblis at April 29, 2024 03:05 PM (9221z)

377 There are emergency services provisions for cell phones.
All they have to do to end this is send the following message

"All Columbia students receiving this message are now suspended pending further investigation. If you feel this message was sent improperly, please send photo immediately to following address with proof that you are not present on restricted area.
"All suspended students will receive failing grade for current coursework with no refund of tuition, and must vacate all university property immediately and housing by 5/1"
"That is all."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 29, 2024 03:05 PM (uwPwO)

378 chiIIum
6m
At least 4 police officers have been shot during shootout with barricaded suspect in Charlotte, North Carolina.

Suspect has been reportedly shot.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 29, 2024 03:03 PM (3ImbR)

I guess they didn’t heed the difference between cover and concealment. Or did the shooting happen by surprise at the beginning?

Posted by: polynikes at April 29, 2024 03:05 PM (MNhXM)

379 She met me at the door brandishing a pair of 38's.

She also had yuge bazzingas!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2024 03:06 PM (4I/2K)

380 Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro

Whoopi Goldberg, who took a Jewish-sounding name when she got into showbusiness, claims the antisemitism at the pro-Hamas rallies is overblown.
She calls the reports "clickbait" and accuses news outlets, without evidence, of recycling images of different gatherings for others.

https://tinyurl.com/yc7ckrtp

Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2024 03:07 PM (NpAcC)

381 Oh and the guy delivering the training is an AI.

So this is the future, fake people telling you what to do.

There's a metaphor here somewhere.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2024 03:08 PM (XV/Pl)

382 376 Why do they always were face diapers?
Posted by: Iblis at April 29, 2024 03:05 PM (9221z)
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Because they shit from their mouths.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2024 03:08 PM (1bNHn)

383 "Send the cops in and half, if not three quarters, of the protestors will say, "Do you know who my father is?" "

Reply with "Shouldn't you try asking your mother first?"

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at April 29, 2024 03:11 PM (a/7LW)

384 You gotta nip this shit in the bud!

Posted by: Deputy Fife at April 29, 2024 03:13 PM (4I/2K)

385 "Send the cops in and half, if not three quarters, of the protestors will say, "Do you know who my father is?" "
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In Obama's case, that would be an honest question.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2024 03:14 PM (XeU6L)

386 How about a IDF company?
That might scare them out

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2024 03:15 PM (fwDg9)

387 They want to play Hamas, so let them be Hamas

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2024 03:16 PM (fwDg9)

388 There is a nood.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2024 03:22 PM (4I/2K)

389 Kristi Noem shot them in the face.

I have done this many times, by request.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 29, 2024 03:28 PM (JNTt1)

390 The watchdogs are not asleep. They are just wolves.

Posted by: DocMerlin at April 29, 2024 03:35 PM (jRh4q)

391 Easy. Have the cops lob lots of small pieces of food into the encampment.
Then release the rats.

Posted by: Dewey Decimal, Pointedly at April 29, 2024 03:39 PM (os/8Q)

392 265 faculty playing Human Shields for Hamas

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1785013220866134224
Posted by: ace at April 29, 2024 02:41 PM (KRtlO)

The powers that be at Columbia should fire with extreme prejudice each and every faculty member playing human shield; with or without tenure. Perhaps with some actual teachers instead of commie propagandists this sort of crap would not happen. . . .

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 29, 2024 03:43 PM (JNTt1)

393 Solution: Many purple water, water cannon.

Posted by: Marooned at April 29, 2024 03:47 PM (kt8QE)

394 This entire Columbia situation has me giddy with delight. Is there any way that both sides can lose? Please?

Posted by: Max Entropy at April 29, 2024 03:53 PM (oxDA9)

395 Let it burn. It's a win/win situation.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at April 29, 2024 04:05 PM (mQxC9)

396 I watch this going on on these campuses all around the country and think about all of the exceptional students that were rejected for admission in favor of "activists" and "social justice warriors" and whoever check the right DEI boxes. I hope that the rejected students are excelling in their state schools and preparing to succeed while these losers sling bitter coffee at Starbucks.

Posted by: Amy Clark at April 29, 2024 04:28 PM (yAfvt)

397 Time to Fund the Police and Defund the Universties

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 29, 2024 05:09 PM (wGqjj)

398 Surround and prevent any ingress or egress. Prevent food in. Lock bathrooms. The wait and arrest those that leave or try to enter. And be on the lookout for new tunnels. Seems to be a thing with this group.

Posted by: techsan at April 29, 2024 05:59 PM (uNveu)

399 Even if that was enough cops, how are many of them activator to stop anyone. I have two retired nypd detective friends and they are huge, they could grab a Columbia terrorist in each hand and fling them 2 city blocks, these cops look like they couldn't stop a roaming chihuahua from getting on campus.

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