Mid-Morning Art Thread

An Old Woman with a Rosary
Paul Cezanne

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Derived from first principles.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 30, 2024 09:30 AM (w9Wax)

2 First?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 09:30 AM (omVj0)

3 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 30, 2024 09:30 AM (T4tVD)

4 Successful purveyor of margarine.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 30, 2024 09:31 AM (w9Wax)

5 Darn close, eh, what?

Now to look at the art. Cezanne? I thought he was best known for still life paintings?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 09:31 AM (omVj0)

6 Old dude yesterday and old chick today.

Think I'm sensing a pattern here.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 09:31 AM (9yWhg)

7 Corpse with a rosary.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2024 09:31 AM (VwHCD)

8 She should marry the guy from yesterday.

Posted by: Montec at April 30, 2024 09:31 AM (tpjlM)

9 Squeaking one out

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 30, 2024 09:32 AM (Q4IgG)

10 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 30, 2024 09:30 AM (T4tVD)

Good morning!

[ugly and overcast, but there is coffee!]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 30, 2024 09:32 AM (d9fT1)

11 Old dude yesterday and old chick today.

Think I'm sensing a pattern here.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 09:31 AM (9yWhg)
---
Tomorrow we'll get an old dude and an old lady on an old Ottoman.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2024 09:32 AM (7fElN)

12 Looks like she's trying to rip that rosary apart.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 09:32 AM (9yWhg)

13 Corpse with a rosary.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2024 09:31 AM (VwHCD)

...and a grudge.

Posted by: BignJames at April 30, 2024 09:32 AM (AwYPR)

14 Old woman could use a hot meal. Just saying.

Posted by: dantesed at April 30, 2024 09:33 AM (Oy/m2)

15 She's got the fists of a middle-weight boxing champion.

Posted by: PabloD at April 30, 2024 09:34 AM (lk8z6)

16 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. It's Geezer Golf Tuesday! The way I hit the ball sometimes, I'd get a rope burn if I had a rosary.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2024 09:34 AM (W/lyH)

17 Lord? Why can't a win a lottery?

BUY A TICKET!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 09:34 AM (9wVL0)

18 An Old Woman with a Rosary and Cats

Posted by: John Jacob Billy Bob Bubba Joe Jingleheimer Johnson-Smith at April 30, 2024 09:34 AM (vFG9F)

19 My aunt was less intense about the rosary praying.

Posted by: huerfano at April 30, 2024 09:35 AM (VGOMa)

20 Corpse with a rosary.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2024 09:31 AM (VwHCD)

...and a grudge.
Posted by: BignJames at April 30, 2024 09:32 AM (AwYPR)

She can use a chef's knife like a surgeon.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 30, 2024 09:35 AM (R4t5M)

21 Man hands!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 30, 2024 09:35 AM (4I/2K)

22 I think Hansel and Gredel met her

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2024 09:36 AM (O20XA)

23 Man hands!
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 30, 2024

***
Glancing at them, I get the impression she has more fingers than normal. Though I've counted; she has four plus a thumb, just like everybody.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 09:37 AM (omVj0)

24 She's praying for a Sampo.

Posted by: John Jacob Billy Bob Bubba Joe Jingleheimer Johnson-Smith at April 30, 2024 09:37 AM (vFG9F)

25 Those hands have kneaded a lot of bread dough in her day.

Posted by: dantesed at April 30, 2024 09:37 AM (Oy/m2)

26 A lifetime of hard work and hard-earned common sense. Children, family, friends and memories. An old woman with a rosary can change the world.

Would hang.

Posted by: mrp at April 30, 2024 09:38 AM (rj6Yv)

27 Don't be fooled. Look at the eyes. That's a land shark.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 30, 2024 09:38 AM (z+89e)

28 That looks like me in another couple years.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2024 09:38 AM (/ibLg)

29 Those hands have kneaded a lot of bread dough in her day.
Posted by: dantesed

She not only knew how to make a sammich, she also made the bread for it!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 09:38 AM (9yWhg)

30 She's praying for a Sampo.
Posted by: John Jacob Billy Bob Bubba Joe Jingleheimer Johnson-Smith

What's a a Sampo ?

Posted by: JT at April 30, 2024 09:39 AM (T4tVD)

31 Regarding the rosary-
Tuesday is Sorrowful Mystery Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2024 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

32 I like this one. I like the expression on her face. She seems to be concentrating on her prayers but there's also a blank stare in her eyes. She is praying intently but then her mind gets caught on a thought. Her left hand seems to be grasping the rosary tightly, too.

Posted by: Kris at April 30, 2024 09:39 AM (EwaUh)

33 26 A lifetime of hard work and hard-earned common sense. Children, family, friends and memories. An old woman with a rosary can change the world.

Would hang.
Posted by: mrp at April 30, 2024 09:38 AM (rj6Yv)

Nicely put. Thank you. And 100% agree.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 30, 2024 09:39 AM (N39Ws)

34 She's praying for a Sampo.
Posted by: John Jacob Billy Bob Bubba Joe Jingleheimer Johnson-Smith

What's a a Sampo ?
Posted by: JT

$20. Same as in town.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 09:39 AM (9wVL0)

35 That looks like me in another couple years.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Nonsense. Just as Sponge is always FIRST!, the 'Ettes are always lovely.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 09:40 AM (9yWhg)

36 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: The FBI at April 30, 2024 09:40 AM (zOkaw)

37 What's a a Sampo ?
Posted by: JT at April 30, 2024 09:39 AM (T4tVD)

$20 same as in town!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 30, 2024 09:40 AM (hOUT3)

38 In Finnish mythology, the Sampo is a magical device or object described in many different ways that was constructed by the blacksmith Ilmarinen and that brought riches and good fortune to its holder, akin to the horn of plenty of Greek mythology.

Posted by: Wiki at April 30, 2024 09:40 AM (dg+HA)

39 What's a a Sampo ?
Posted by: JT

That Indian kid that made ghee out of the tigers.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 09:41 AM (9yWhg)

40 I was never a fan of Cezanne, but this is one of his better paintings, relatively speaking.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 30, 2024 09:41 AM (BHrzb)

41 26 A lifetime of hard work and hard-earned common sense. Children, family, friends and memories. An old woman with a rosary can change the world.

Would hang.
Posted by: mrp

Yes. The Rosary is a most powerful weapon against evil.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2024 09:41 AM (wnFYJ)

42 Everything's better with Blue Bonnet on it!

Posted by: Oleo ELO! at April 30, 2024 09:41 AM (V5BDR)

43
Butter hat! - a ditty

Today it's not a Lim'rick but a sonnet
Life is hard. Her house is drab . It's dark and dreary.
She only owns one dress, so she did don it
But her llight blue hat's a tiny bit more cheery
Everything's better with a blue bonnet on it!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 30, 2024 09:41 AM (l4B/J)

44 They had full-sized Sampos for adults, and junior Sampos for the kids.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 09:41 AM (9yWhg)

45 Posted by: rickb223

Darn it rickb223;
seconds count in this competitive sport!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 30, 2024 09:42 AM (hOUT3)

46 Nonna?

Couldn't be. This woman is better looking.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2024 09:42 AM (WXNFJ)

47 Very direct and straightforward title.

Also, I like this.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2024 09:42 AM (HnUIn)

48
Nonsense. Just as Sponge is always FIRST!, the 'Ettes are always lovely.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 09:40 AM (9yWhg)

__________

All Morons are broadchested, square-jawed and 29.

All 'Ettes are winsome, saucy and 29.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2024 09:42 AM (sbLLr)

49 She's thinking "I love God and try to obey his commandments but if that bastard from yesterdays art thread asks me when dinner will be ready one more time..."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2024 09:42 AM (T7iTv)

50 Would you like to sampo some of this, baby?

Posted by: 7-11 dumpster hooker at April 30, 2024 09:42 AM (R4t5M)

51 What's a a Sampo ?

Bankrupt family restaurant.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 30, 2024 09:42 AM (w9Wax)

52 44 They had full-sized Sampos for adults, and junior Sampos for the kids.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 09:41 AM (9yWhg)

And the number to call is BR-549.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 30, 2024 09:43 AM (T+Iwg)

53 A bit too early for that pumpkin spice makeup lady

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:43 AM (/Xhke)

54 Bless her heart.

Posted by: Ponch at April 30, 2024 09:43 AM (rbOhY)

55 I also like the colors here. They're mostly dark -- blues and blacks, but her face and hands are orange. Cezanne really highlighted them by using contrasting colors rather than light. He uses light blue in the face to sculpt her features. I prefer Cezanne's landscapes to his other works, but I like this one.

Posted by: Kris at April 30, 2024 09:43 AM (EwaUh)

56 What timing!!

Drat

Posted by: Muldoon at April 30, 2024 09:43 AM (l4B/J)

57 The number to call is BR-549!

Posted by: Junior Sampos Used Car Sales at April 30, 2024 09:44 AM (V5BDR)

58 She's praying for a Sampo.
Posted by: John Jacob Billy Bob Bubba Joe Jingleheimer Johnson-Smith

What's a a Sampo ?
Posted by: JT at April 30, 2024

-

FREE SAMPO! GET YO FREE SAMPO HERE?

Posted by: old lady in plastic gloves at Costco at April 30, 2024 09:44 AM (s3On1)

59 I have a Rosary tucked in to just about every handbag I own so I'm never without one.

I have one blessed by St JP II in my range bag.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2024 09:44 AM (wnFYJ)

60

That's not a rosary, that's a garrote, and that drunken scumbag her parents married her off to all those years ago is finally going to get his...

Posted by: Ped Xing at April 30, 2024 09:44 AM (HRQvT)

61 56 What timing!!
Drat
Posted by: Muldoon at April 30, 2024 09:43 AM (l4B/J)

Isn't timing everything?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 30, 2024 09:45 AM (hOUT3)

62 The Suzuki Sampo was a cute two seater often thought of as the quintessential "chick car" especially in the convertible model. However, poor reliability and low crash test ratings doomed it to a three year production run and was only available in Eritrea, Somalia and Bolivia.

Posted by: The untruth about cars at April 30, 2024 09:45 AM (dg+HA)

63 That's not a rosary, that's a garrote, and that drunken scumbag her parents married her off to all those years ago is finally going to get his...
Posted by: Ped Xing

If he pops his gum one more time...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 09:45 AM (9yWhg)

64 59 I have a Rosary tucked in to just about every handbag I own so I'm never without one.

I have one blessed by St JP II in my range bag.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2024 09:44 AM (wnFYJ)

I don't much like the practice of people hanging them from their rearview mirrors. Rosary is supposed to be a tool, not a decoration.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 30, 2024 09:46 AM (T+Iwg)

65
I have a Rosary tucked in to just about every handbag I own so I'm never without one.

___________

I mostly use the interactive Rosary on the Laudate app for weekday devotions. My king-sized gunmetal Combat Rosary is for Sundays at church.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2024 09:46 AM (sbLLr)

66 I don't much like the practice of people hanging them from their rearview mirrors. Rosary is supposed to be a tool, not a decoration.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 30, 2024 09:46 AM (T+Iwg)

I also feel that way about Def Leppard CDs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 30, 2024 09:47 AM (VoAdT)

67 Thought bubble: " I wish I had a watermelon..."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 30, 2024 09:48 AM (Q4IgG)

68 I have one blessed by St JP II in my range bag.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Nice! You can't have too many tucked away in all every logical place.

We recently bought our granddaughter a beautiful one as a gift for her baptism.

"Gramma, will you teach me how to pray it?"

I don't worry quite so much about her anymore as I used to.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2024 09:48 AM (WXNFJ)

69 I don't much like the practice of people hanging them from their rearview mirrors.

Rosary is supposed to be a tool, not a decoration.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

Have you seen the way people drive? It's a prayer device used by the block.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 09:48 AM (9wVL0)

70 11 Old dude yesterday and old chick today.

Think I'm sensing a pattern here.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 09:31 AM (9yWhg)
---
Tomorrow we'll get an old dude and an old lady on an old Ottoman.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2024 09:32 AM (7fElN)
----
Or maybe an old dude and an old lady with an old baby? .... wait, ...

Posted by: Ciampino - it's all diapers at April 30, 2024 09:48 AM (qfLjt)

71 All Morons are broadchested, square-jawed and 29.

All 'Ettes are winsome, saucy and 29.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

-

Kinda like Lake Woebegone.

Posted by: Garrison Keillor at April 30, 2024 09:48 AM (s3On1)

72 Can someone please give a brief rundown on the rosary to this lifelong Protestant?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 09:48 AM (9yWhg)

73 'Chestfeeding' And Other Transgender Terms Banned In NHS By UK Government

The move is being taken to ensure hospitals use language that is medically accurate and based in biological science.

It means that terms such as ‘Chestfeeding’ as a replacement for breastfeeding will be effectively banned.

Referring to ‘people with ovaries’ instead of women will also no longer be considered acceptable.

Posted by: SMOD at April 30, 2024 09:49 AM (RHGPo)

74 That's not a rosary, that's a garrote, and that drunken scumbag her parents married her off to all those years ago is finally going to get his...
Posted by: Ped Xing

If he pops his gum one more time...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 09:45 AM (9yWhg)

I swear by my pretty blue bonnet that I will end him!

Posted by: Praying Woman at April 30, 2024 09:49 AM (4I/2K)

75 A Sampo is one of those small Chinese boats. And some of you are well acquainted with little dinghies. How this relates to an old woman w/beads, I'll never know.

Posted by: Hesh and Heidi's Nautical Nosh at April 30, 2024 09:49 AM (V5BDR)

76 I have one blessed by St JP II in my range bag.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2024 09:44 AM (wnFYJ)

Whoa. That's a "get".

Posted by: mrp at April 30, 2024 09:49 AM (rj6Yv)

77 I mostly use the interactive Rosary on the Laudate app for weekday devotions.

My king-sized gunmetal Combat Rosary is for Sundays at church.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

With sharpened edges?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 09:49 AM (9wVL0)

78 The choice of this painting today is a bit of odd timing.

My father, a very devout Catholic, is convinced that starting either today or tomorrow will be three days of darkness.

What does this mean? No power for one thing. To venture outside the house is to die.

It is going to be interesting to see what happens. Or not happens in the next 72 to 96 hours.

So pray for him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:50 AM (/Xhke)

79 Kinda like Lake Woebegone.
Posted by: Garrison Keillor

No. We are not dirty commies like you.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2024 09:50 AM (WXNFJ)

80 She's pining for the F150s.

Posted by: Your local Ford dealer at April 30, 2024 09:51 AM (dg+HA)

81 Darn it rickb223;
seconds count in this competitive sport!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

*snort

😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 09:51 AM (9wVL0)

82 My father, a very devout Catholic, is convinced that starting either today or tomorrow will be three days of darkness.

What does this mean? No power for one thing. To venture outside the house is to die.
Posted by: Anna Puma

The story goes that there will be some sort of sign of the coming darkness so we can get to our hidey hole with our blessed candle.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2024 09:52 AM (WXNFJ)

83 "My father, a very devout Catholic, is convinced that starting either today or tomorrow will be three days of darkness."

I need another word for "creepy".

Posted by: Kamella at April 30, 2024 09:52 AM (QB+5g)

84 Will a shabat candle work?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:52 AM (/Xhke)

85 "My father, a very devout Catholic, is convinced that starting either today or tomorrow will be three days of darkness."

I need another word for "creepy".
Posted by: Kamella

Hunter.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 09:53 AM (9wVL0)

86 I'm sure there's some sort of art major explanation of why this painting is significant and not as bad as it looks, but I'm not buying it.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 09:53 AM (CsUN+)

87 I don't much like the practice of people hanging them from their rearview mirrors.

Rosary is supposed to be a tool, not a decoration.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

Have you seen the way people drive? It's a prayer device used by the block.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 09:48 AM (9wVL0)

Better than the Hula Jesus on the dash.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2024 09:53 AM (T7iTv)

88 "I wish the protesters would do something about these mice"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 30, 2024 09:53 AM (UwmMe)

89 I need another word for "creepy".
Posted by: Kamella

Joey and Hunter go tag-team

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:54 AM (/Xhke)

90 Good morning!

[ugly and overcast, but there is coffee!]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Isn't ugly/ beauty a subjective thing ?

one man's Lizzo is another man's Twiggy.

Posted by: JT at April 30, 2024 09:54 AM (T4tVD)

91 Off, party-girl sock

Posted by: pawn at April 30, 2024 09:54 AM (QB+5g)

92 Better than the Hula Jesus on the dash.
Posted by: I used to have a different

So, is it SOP to have Him face inward or outward?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2024 09:54 AM (WXNFJ)

93 *Better than the Hula Jesus on the dash.*

Stay in your lane.

Posted by: Hula Buddha at April 30, 2024 09:55 AM (dg+HA)

94
Can someone please give a brief rundown on the rosary to this lifelong Protestant?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 09:48 AM (9yWhg)

__________

It is a devotion to Mary. There are four sets of five Mysteries related to the birth (Joyous), life (Luminous), death (Sorrowful) and resurrection (Glorious) of Christ. These are meditated on in decades (one Our Father, ten Hail Marys).

It takes about 20 minutes to do. It's very refreshing and a good way to stave off evil intentions and despair.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2024 09:55 AM (sbLLr)

95 Better than the Hula Jesus on the dash.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

"I don't care if it rains or freezes, I've got my little plastic Jesus.
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 09:55 AM (9yWhg)

96 Hula Jesus facing forward should have his eyes covered.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 09:55 AM (/Xhke)

97 Stay in your lane.
Posted by: Hula Buddha

Statues and representations of Buddha always have reminded me of children with Downs Syndrome. Little bit of a tummy, short, stubby fingers, happier than all get out.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2024 09:56 AM (WXNFJ)

98 In Afrikaans a sample is a 'monster'.
Also poison is 'gift'.
In the lab the local chemicals were all gifts.

Posted by: Ciampino - you want monsters of all the gifts? at April 30, 2024 09:56 AM (qfLjt)

99 I have a collection of Sampos above my cabinets in the kitchen!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at April 30, 2024 09:56 AM (s3On1)

100 one man's Lizzo is another man's Twiggy.
Posted by: JT

Never cared for Twiggy. She was too much in the other direction from Lizzo. Waaaaay too skinny.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 09:57 AM (9yWhg)

101 Can someone please give a brief rundown on the rosary to this lifelong Protestant?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 09:48 AM (9yWhg)
---
Yeah, I've never quite understood the significance in the Catholic faith, either.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 30, 2024 09:57 AM (7fElN)

102 A huge mob of masked anti-Israel rioters violently broke into an academic building at Columbia University and seized it early Tuesday – rebranding the iconic hall named after founding Father Alexander Hamilton and draping it with a Palestinian flag.

Posted by: SMOD at April 30, 2024 09:57 AM (RHGPo)

103 El Salvador’s President Nayyib Bukele stunned members of his cabinet on Monday but announcing plans to investigate them all for corruption.

In a public meeting broadcasted on the X platform, Bukele asks his Attorney General to investigate the entire executive branch:

As you can all see everyone here is part of the executive branch except for one person, the Attorney General, who is not part of the executive branch. He is here for a simple reason, I want to ask him in public to investigate everyone sitting here. Retroactively and into the future. I imagine there should be no problem with that.

Posted by: SMOD at April 30, 2024 09:57 AM (RHGPo)

104 59 I have a Rosary tucked in to just about every handbag I own so I'm never without one.

I have one blessed by St JP II in my range bag.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2024 09:44 AM (wnFYJ)

Now that is heavy armor right there.

I have one that has been blessed by the pope from two trips to Rome and has been placed on some of the tombs of the saints. Not my EDC rosary, but one I cherish. I carry a pocket rosary of the Our Lady of Consolation for the healing of my daughter.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 30, 2024 09:57 AM (N39Ws)

105 Better than the Hula Jesus on the dash.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Drivin' for Jesus,
Drivin' for Jesus,
Makin' all the lights!

Posted by: Zombie George Carlin at April 30, 2024 09:57 AM (9wVL0)

106 Kristen Bell, I kind of liked her but ick!

https://shorturl.at/rMPQ4

I've heard that she's had some mental health problems and I guess that's right.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 30, 2024 09:57 AM (L/fGl)

107 I'm not a big fan of Cezanne but this painting intrigues me. There isn't much left to the old woman after a hard life (look at those hands) except prayer from habit and daily continuation. It could be seen as grim but not despairing. The old woman is such a solid, definite image but makes the viewer wonder: Was she ever young and happy? Did she ever know the joy of a girl? Rodin's "La Belle Qui Fut Heaulmière" gives me the same reaction.

The technique in this painting is interesting. It has a dry feel that seems unusual for oil paints. It makes me think of pastels with their dry, chalky look and more pronounced blending of colors. Wish I had Kris' knowledge so I might know if my reaction is reasonable.

Posted by: JTB at April 30, 2024 09:58 AM (zudum)

108 Corpse with a rosary.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2024 09:31 AM (VwHCD)

Close. It's Joe Biden in drag, with Beau's rosary. Now he's going after senile tranny-Catholic voters - he needs every last voter he can con to vote for him.

Posted by: Gref at April 30, 2024 09:58 AM (5fDan)

109 El Salvador’s President Nayyib Bukele stunned members of his cabinet on Monday but announcing plans to investigate them all for corruption.

I hope he started off with "Gentlemen, I despise each and every one of you."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 09:58 AM (9yWhg)

110 El Salvador’s President Nayyib Bukele stunned members of his cabinet on Monday but announcing plans to investigate them all for corruption.

In a public meeting broadcasted on the X platform, Bukele asks his Attorney General to investigate the entire executive branch:

THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 09:59 AM (9wVL0)

111 I got into the habit of praying the Rosary every night with another moron on the other side of the mountains. We dont talk about it, we just know we are joined in prayer and doing our best to fight evil in the world.

It's very powerful. I always end with the prayer to Michael the Archangel.

Anyone who would like to join in, I'm usually praying by 930 pm PST.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2024 09:59 AM (6KVV0)

112 Trump ordered to remove Truth Sicial and campaign posts violating gag order.
Judge fined him $8,000

Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2024 09:59 AM (NpAcC)

113 Or maybe an old dude and an old lady with an old baby? .... wait, ...
Posted by: Ciampino - it's all diapers at April 30, 2024 09:48 AM (qfLjt)
++++
"Joe, Jill and Hunter Biden in the style of 'American Gothic'" is not something that should appear on the Art Thread.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2024 09:59 AM (HnUIn)

114
The days of the week for the Mysteries to be meditated on

Joyful: Saturday and Monday
Sorrowful: Tuesday and Friday
Luminous: Thursday
Glorious: Sunday

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2024 09:59 AM (sbLLr)

115 Can someone please give a brief rundown on the rosary to this lifelong Protestant?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

The Mysteries https://is.gd/YYbYGb
The rosary is used to remind us of Christ's life and we petition Our Lady for intercession on our behalf.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2024 09:59 AM (wg/sM)

116 Kristen Bell, I kind of liked her but ick!
I've heard that she's had some mental health problems and I guess that's right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Whoa!! Run away!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2024 09:59 AM (WXNFJ)

117 102 A huge mob of masked anti-Israel rioters violently broke into an academic building at Columbia University and seized it early Tuesday – rebranding the iconic hall named after founding Father Alexander Hamilton and draping it with a Palestinian flag.
Posted by: SMOD at April 30, 2024 09:57 AM (RHGPo)

Shut off water and power. Drain the water from the pipes in the building. Chain all the doors shut from the outside and wait. Couple of bursts of tear gas fired for effect would be a nice touch.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 30, 2024 09:59 AM (N39Ws)

118 So pray for him.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Okay

Posted by: JT at April 30, 2024 09:59 AM (T4tVD)

119 "Joe, Jill and Hunter Biden in the style of 'American Gothic'" is not something that should appear on the Art Thread.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2024 09:59 AM (HnUIn)
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I'm on it!

Posted by: Generative AI at April 30, 2024 10:00 AM (7fElN)

120 Kristen Bell, I kind of liked her but ick!

https://shorturl.at/rMPQ4

I've heard that she's had some mental health problems and I guess that's right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 30, 2024 09:57 AM (L/fGl)
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When it reaches that kind of scale, I suspect that tattooing has become a pathological obsession.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2024 10:00 AM (HnUIn)

121 I'm on it!
Posted by: Generative AI at April 30, 2024 10:00 AM (7fElN)
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Oy vey. I forgot about AI. It would be trivial produce and probably already exists.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2024 10:00 AM (HnUIn)

122 Now the fine is up to $9000 for Trump.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2024 10:01 AM (NpAcC)

123 El Salvador something something cabinet something phoney baloney jobs...

Posted by: Mel Brooks at April 30, 2024 10:01 AM (dg+HA)

124 Can someone please give a brief rundown on the rosary to this lifelong Protestant?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Today, Roman Catholics use a rosary made up of 59 beads. The 6 large beads are used for praying the Our Father prayer, and the 53 smaller beads are used for praying the Hail Mary prayer. Other prayers of the rosary include the Apostles’ Creed, the Glory Be, and the Hail, Holy Queen.

There are 5 decades, or groups of 10 small beads, that make up the main portion of the rosary.

It is widely believed that in 1214 St. Dominic had a vision of Mary. She is said to have presented him with the rosary, both the beads and the prayers to be prayed.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 30, 2024 10:01 AM (N39Ws)

125 Now the fine is up to $9000 for Trump.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2024 10:01 AM (NpAcC)
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What's the fine for?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2024 10:02 AM (HnUIn)

126 In the days before people wore seat belts, I wonder how many people were injured/impaled by saints and hula girls mounted on the dash.

Posted by: Carmeggedon at April 30, 2024 10:03 AM (V5BDR)

127 Shut off water and power. Drain the water from the pipes in the building. Chain all the doors shut from the outside and wait. Couple of bursts of tear gas fired for effect would be a nice touch.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 30, 2024 09:59 AM (N39Ws)

Hotbox it.

Posted by: 7-11 dumpster hooker at April 30, 2024 10:03 AM (R4t5M)

128 In the days before people wore seat belts, I wonder how many people were injured/impaled by saints and hula girls mounted on the dash.
Posted by: Carmeggedon at April 30, 2024 10:03 AM (V5BDR)
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Not many. They were only ever in a reserve capacity, in case I failed.

I rarely failed.

Posted by: The Steering Column at April 30, 2024 10:03 AM (HnUIn)

129 Kristen Bell, I kind of liked her but ick!

https://shorturl.at/rMPQ4

I've heard that she's had some mental health problems and I guess that's right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 30, 2024 09:57 AM (L/fGl)

Given that it's a "Funny or Die" video, I'm thinking it's a joke.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2024 10:03 AM (T7iTv)

130 Trump ordered to remove Truth Sicial and campaign posts violating gag order.
Judge fined him $8,000

Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2024 09:59 AM (NpAcC)

That's as good as a murder conviction...he should get the death penalty.

MSNBC

Posted by: BignJames at April 30, 2024 10:03 AM (AwYPR)

131 What's the fine for?
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Being Trump of course!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2024 10:03 AM (wg/sM)

132 Given that it's a "Funny or Die" video, I'm thinking it's a joke.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2024 10:03 AM (T7iTv)
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Dammit. I need to pay more attention.

C'est la vie.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2024 10:04 AM (HnUIn)

133 off sock

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 30, 2024 10:04 AM (R4t5M)

134 Idaho man arrested for kicking Yellowstone bison while drunk: officials

Posted by: SMOD at April 30, 2024 10:04 AM (RHGPo)

135 120
When it reaches that kind of scale, I suspect that tattooing has become a pathological obsession.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April

Egads! That should love amazing when she is 74.

Posted by: Piper at April 30, 2024 10:04 AM (ZdaMQ)

136 I wonder how many people were injured/impaled by saints and hula girls mounted on the dash.
Posted by: Carmeggedon

How did a driver see past the grass skirt in order to drive? Of course, there are worse ways to go then suffocating by diving face first into a hula girl during a vicious crash.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2024 10:04 AM (WXNFJ)

137 129

Given that it's a "Funny or Die" video, I'm thinking it's a joke.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30

Thank goodness.

Posted by: Piper at April 30, 2024 10:05 AM (ZdaMQ)

138 Idaho man arrested for kicking Yellowstone bison while drunk: officials
Posted by: SMOD at April 30, 2024 10:04 AM (RHGPo)
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Putting him in jail might save his life.

"Fuck you bison! Taste my shit-kicker!" does not represent behavior conducive to long-term independent survival.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2024 10:05 AM (HnUIn)

139 Idaho man arrested for kicking Yellowstone bison while drunk: officials
Posted by: SMOD at April 30, 2024 10:04 AM (RHGPo)
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Was the man drunk, or was the bison?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2024 10:06 AM (HnUIn)

140 By praying the Rosary we are asking Mary to intercede on our behalf by bringing our petitions to her Son. Same goes when praying to Saints.

It sounds like inside baseball stuff I know. But all it is is asking.

For an example of actual praying to the saints and Mary as deities on their own I offer up Haiti's Voodun which has mingled and intermixed their loas with Catholic saints. Where you the supplicant are praying directly to the loa and offering up bribes to them to get your way.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 10:06 AM (/Xhke)

141 Idaho man arrested for kicking Yellowstone bison while drunk: officials
Posted by: SMOD

What? How'd the bison get into some excellent bourbon?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2024 10:06 AM (WXNFJ)

142 Idaho man arrested for kicking Yellowstone bison while drunk: officials
Posted by: SMOD

What a waste of resources.
Tatanka can take care of himself.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 10:07 AM (9wVL0)

143 141 Idaho man arrested for kicking Yellowstone bison while drunk: officials
Posted by: SMOD

I would not think that a good idea

Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2024 10:07 AM (Akjoo)

144 Statues and representations of Buddha always have reminded me of children with Downs Syndrome. Little bit of a tummy, short, stubby fingers, happier than all get out.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2024 09:56 AM (WXNFJ)

Early depictions of Buddha were very different. He was toned and kinda athletically built. Early Buddhist and Hindu art was influenced by the Greeks, so Buddha sorta looks like a Greek god for a while. After the art migrated deeper into Asia, regional styles took over.

Posted by: Kris at April 30, 2024 10:07 AM (EwaUh)

145 What? How'd the bison get into some excellent bourbon?

Buffalo Trace. It's right there in the name.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 30, 2024 10:08 AM (/y8xj)

146 The hot new Internet thing is women asking if you'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear or a man. Spoiler: the only correct answer is "bear", because all men are rapey. No exceptions. Whereas bears are cute and can't hurt you.

Yes, they're serious about this. Yes, they get really angry if you try and correct them.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 30, 2024 10:08 AM (2ocoG)

147 141 Idaho man arrested for kicking Yellowstone bison while drunk: officials
Posted by: SMOD

Looks like Florida Man might have a challenger.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 30, 2024 10:09 AM (T+Iwg)

148 Don't forget-I exist.

Posted by: Buffalo Trace Bourbon at April 30, 2024 10:09 AM (V5BDR)

149 Now the fine is up to $9000 for Trump.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2024 10:01 AM (NpAcC)
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What's the fine for?

Posted by: Joe Mannix

Continuing to run for president.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 30, 2024 10:09 AM (lTGtQ)

150 That's one tolerant bison.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 10:09 AM (9yWhg)

151 The hot new Internet thing is women asking if you'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear or a man. Spoiler: the only correct answer is "bear", because all men are rapey. No exceptions. Whereas bears are cute and can't hurt you.

Yes, they're serious about this. Yes, they get really angry if you try and correct them.
Posted by: Ian

Where can I donate for their one-way trip to Alaska?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2024 10:09 AM (wg/sM)

152 Kicking a bison?

Might as well pee on a hippo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 10:09 AM (/Xhke)

153 Anyway, good morning all! I believe we should all be praying with passion right now, as our country, along with the world, is losing its collective mind at a fresh pace.

Start your day with something healthy to give your body fuel to face the madness. Have a peanut butter chocolate smoothie, healthy doesn’t mean yucky! Unsweetened vanilla almond milk, frozen banana, ice, vanilla kachava and chocolate peanut butter powder. You don’t need 2 tablespoons, only 1 gives a great flavor. Whir it up and enjoy.

Posted by: Piper at April 30, 2024 10:10 AM (ZdaMQ)

154 What's the fine for?
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Being Trump of course!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2024 10:03 AM (wg
******
Violating the gag order.
It's up to 9000. now and the judge just said if he violates the gag order again Trump will be incarcerated.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2024 10:10 AM (NpAcC)

155 El Salvador’s President Nayyib Bukele stunned members of his cabinet on Monday but announcing plans to investigate them all for corruption.

In a public meeting broadcasted on the X platform, Bukele asks his Attorney General to investigate the entire executive branch

Bukele then walked around the table, grabbed a pencil, and shoved the Minister of the Interior's head down so the pencil pierced his eye and went straight into his brain.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 30, 2024 10:10 AM (w9Wax)

156 Seconds late seems to be my fate this AM.

Posted by: Can't Win at April 30, 2024 10:10 AM (V5BDR)

157 For those who think "bear" is the correct answer, might I interest you in a hike where Treadwell befriended a bear?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 10:10 AM (/Xhke)

158 The hot new Internet thing is women asking if you'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear or a man. Spoiler: the only correct answer is "bear", because all men are rapey. No exceptions. Whereas bears are cute and can't hurt you.

Yes, they're serious about this. Yes, they get really angry if you try and correct them.
Posted by: Ian S.

There's a whole lot of people on this earth that need a serious reality check.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 10:10 AM (9wVL0)

159 The hot new Internet thing is women asking if you'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear or a man. Spoiler: the only correct answer is "bear", because all men are rapey. No exceptions. Whereas bears are cute and can't hurt you.

Yes, they're serious about this. Yes, they get really angry if you try and correct them.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 30, 2024 10:08 AM (2ocoG)
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LOL. I hope - mostly because I have to - that the cutting room floor is piled hip-deep with people who gave a less-retarded answer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2024 10:10 AM (HnUIn)

160 *shits out rape whistle*

Posted by: Mr. Grizzly at April 30, 2024 10:11 AM (R4t5M)

161 Violating the gag order.
It's up to 9000. now and the judge just said if he violates the gag order again Trump will be incarcerated.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2024 10:10 AM (NpAcC)
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I hope he does it. Call the bluff.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2024 10:11 AM (HnUIn)

162 What? How'd the bison get into some excellent bourbon?

Buffalo Trace. It's right there in the name.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 30, 2024 10:08 AM (/y8xj)

Inspector: People won't expect there to be a buffalo in there. They're bound to think it's some form of mock buffalo.

Buffalo Trace Distillery: (insulted) Mock buffalo? We use no artificial preservatives or additives of any kind!

Posted by: Crunchy Frog Skit at April 30, 2024 10:11 AM (4I/2K)

163 There's a whole lot of people on this earth that need a serious reality check.

By way of meeting a live, wild bear.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 30, 2024 10:12 AM (/y8xj)

164 If Pope frank tried to bless my Rosary, I'd sock him.

Posted by: Spanky McFarland at April 30, 2024 10:12 AM (zOkaw)

165 Odd Bob

#157

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 10:13 AM (/Xhke)

166 MSM headline 1

Labor costs rise at fastest pace in year and a half, ECI shows, in setback to Fed effort to tame inflation

MSM Headline 2

Welcome to the white-collar recession
The more you earn, the harder it is to find a job right now

—

Interesting dichotomy.

Posted by: Montec at April 30, 2024 10:14 AM (tpjlM)

167 Purchasing Manager's Index.

The Chicago PMI number is out. Expected to go from a March number of 41.4 to 45, instead it went to 37.9.

50 is breakeven.

Oops.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 30, 2024 10:14 AM (lTGtQ)

168 Why Have Campuses Gone All-In For Hamas?
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Errrr... did you miss the BLM and Trannypedo operations? This is the next one. Or do you still not recognize an op when you see it.

You and all of us WILL be forced to openly support Hamas. If you still don't see it, I pity you.

These leftist movements don't happen in a vacuum nor by accident. The 500 page laws are already written. Check back in a year.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2024 10:14 AM (LH3Hv)

169 Violating the gag order.
It's up to 9000. now and the judge just said if he violates the gag order again Trump will be incarcerated.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2024 10:10 AM (NpAcC)
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I hope he does it. Call the bluff.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2024 10:11 AM (HnUIn)

Read this in Trump's voice...

I'm not allowed to say that the prosecutors, the judge, or his family are corrupt. Not allowed. It's very sad that that a whiney little pussy like this can get on the bench. Very sad. New York judges used to be the best in the world. Now they're just sad.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2024 10:15 AM (T7iTv)

170 ... Welcome to the white-collar recession
The more you earn, the harder it is to find a job right now
—
Interesting dichotomy.
Posted by: Montec at April 30, 2024 10:14 AM (tpjlM)
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Harder to find an equivalent job. In some sectors, hard to find a job at all.

When I get laid off next month or at the end of the summer, I expect to be unemployed for a year or more.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2024 10:15 AM (HnUIn)

171 Keep in mind these are the same internet women who were asking boyfriends if they think about the Roman Empire. They re very stupid people.

Posted by: Montec at April 30, 2024 10:16 AM (tpjlM)

172 You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2024 10:16 AM (n2iAY)

173 When I get laid off next month or at the end of the summer, I expect to be unemployed for a year or more.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I'll be there in a couple of months. Sucks bigly.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 10:16 AM (9yWhg)

174

When I get laid off next month or at the end of the summer, I expect to be unemployed for a year or more.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2024 10:15 AM (HnUIn)

FUNemployment time.

Posted by: Montec at April 30, 2024 10:16 AM (tpjlM)

175 Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Posted by: Jim Halpert at April 30, 2024 10:17 AM (OguvZ)

176 All Morons are broadchested, square-jawed and 29...
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Okay. But can they help get that muthuh... lawnmower to run!

Posted by: Widow Who Always Has a Burning Question at April 30, 2024 10:17 AM (JCLJi)

177 For those who think "bear" is the correct answer, might I interest you in a hike where Treadwell befriended a bear?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 10:10 AM

Bear Load!

https://youtu.be/VCHYs3khv_k?si=eHMiCUO9v2CHuwA-

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 30, 2024 10:17 AM (Wnv9h)

178 FUNemployment time.
Posted by: Montec at April 30, 2024 10:16 AM (tpjlM)
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And I intend to collect. My payroll taxes have been funding it since I was a teenager. Unless I get lucky and find work before severance runs out, anyway.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2024 10:18 AM (HnUIn)

179 You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.
Posted by: nurse ratched

My brother-in-law has a story about how he actually drove into a buffalo herd out west, with his wife and two daughters in the car.

He has since admitted that that was probably not the brightest thing he ever did.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 10:18 AM (9yWhg)

180 Notice How nobody gives a fuck about Ukraine anymore? These hamasholes will be on to the next shiny thing eventually. They don’t really care about any of their causes, they just want to destroy.

Posted by: Montec at April 30, 2024 10:18 AM (tpjlM)

181
Yes, they're serious about this. Yes, they get really angry if you try and correct them.
Posted by: Ian S.

___________

Avoiding women online adds to serenity.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2024 10:18 AM (sbLLr)

182 Bear Load!

https://youtu.be/VCHYs3khv_k
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 30, 2024 10:17 AM (Wnv9h)
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I'm happy that goes to YouTube instead of pronhub.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2024 10:18 AM (HnUIn)

183 There is only one Battlestar Galactica

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHp9oZPqs8E

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 10:19 AM (/Xhke)

184 And I intend to collect. My payroll taxes have been funding it since I was a teenager. Unless I get lucky and find work before severance runs out, anyway.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2024 10:18 AM (HnUIn)

Fuck yeah collect. I never understand people who refuse to take govt money. Fuck that noise. Get every last penny you’re entitled to.

Posted by: Montec at April 30, 2024 10:19 AM (tpjlM)

185 “Private equity firms have been buying up all the single family homes. So up until very recently, we didn't actually have the numbers to say just how many homes they've been buying up.

And most politicians across the f***** board, Democrat, Republican, whatever, have been saying, well, they're really only buying, like, 18% of single family homes. And then economists chimed in and said that if private equity firms are buying up anywhere from 18 to 20 to 23% of single family homes in this country.

That by 2030, they would own 60% of all of the homes in America. Well, we just got the final numbers.

Um, in 2023, private equity firms purchased 44% of all of the single family homes in America, which means death for our middle class.

Posted by: SMOD at April 30, 2024 10:19 AM (RHGPo)

186 I'm happy that goes to YouTube instead of pronhub.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2024 10:18 AM

But the girls did all the jokes anyway.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 30, 2024 10:19 AM (Wnv9h)

187
They don’t really care about any of their causes, they just want to destroy.
Posted by: Montec

___________

All the Left's causes have a sell-out-by date.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2024 10:20 AM (sbLLr)

188 I hope - mostly because I have to - that the cutting room floor is piled hip-deep with people who gave a less-retarded answer.

It’s not a man on the street thing, these women are posting themselves talking about this. One I saw she was ambush-asking her husband, and when he asked if it was a black bear she got triggered because racist. You literally can’t parody liberals, they do it for you.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 30, 2024 10:20 AM (KKD1N)

189 PDT is on the cover of TIME magazine. If He Wins.

They purposely posed him where the humps of the M make it look like he has Devil horns. LOL

Posted by: jmel at April 30, 2024 10:21 AM (RWHIh)

190 One I saw she was ambush-asking her husband, and when he asked if it was a black bear she got triggered because racist. You literally can’t parody liberals, they do it for you.
Posted by: Ian S.

Black bear, brown bear, or cracker bear?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 10:21 AM (9wVL0)

191 *Avoiding women online adds to serenity.*

Serenity now!

Posted by: Frank Costanza at April 30, 2024 10:21 AM (dg+HA)

192 It’s not a man on the street thing, these women are posting themselves talking about this. One I saw she was ambush-asking her husband, and when he asked if it was a black bear she got triggered because racist. You literally can’t parody liberals, they do it for you.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 30, 2024 10:20 AM (KKD1N)
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LOL. K.

I'd bet at least 2/3 of it is peformative (trolling, in other words)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2024 10:21 AM (HnUIn)

193 Why Have Campuses Gone All-In For Hamas?

I can't do better than this in describing these idiots (describes "protesters" demanding amnesty).

https://tinyurl.com/mvy68ph8

Moral authority only inheres to those actually willing to risk their future for deeply held beliefs. Only pretending to risk mocks those who did.

This is a form of stolen valor.

https://tinyurl.com/3s5n5r2j

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 10:22 AM (CsUN+)

194 One I saw she was ambush-asking her husband, and when he asked if it was a black bear she got triggered because racist. You literally can’t parody liberals, they do it for you.
Posted by: Ian S.

Very next thing? A call to a divorce lawyer. Since you can't have her committed.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 10:22 AM (9wVL0)

195 Iranian “Supreme Leader” and well known goat fucker Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is lauding the pro-Palestinian protests across U.S. college campuses, particularly praising the chants “against Israel and America,” while depicting the radical demonstrations sweeping the country as a form of victory for the Islamic regime over the “ruined” Western democracies.

Posted by: SMOD at April 30, 2024 10:23 AM (RHGPo)

196 Black bears are patsies compared to polar bears.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 10:24 AM (9yWhg)

197 *Avoiding women ~~online~~ adds to serenity.*

Serenity now!
Posted by: Frank Costanza

Fixed.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 10:24 AM (9wVL0)

198 Grunting one out...

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 30, 2024 10:24 AM (4a+k3)

199 One I saw she was ambush-asking her husband, and when he asked if it was a black bear she got triggered because racist

Racist ? LOL... How about the fact that black bears are smaller and more skittish as opposed to Grizzlies ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2024 10:24 AM (Akjoo)

200 while depicting the radical demonstrations sweeping the country as a form of victory for the Islamic regime over the “ruined” Western democracies.
Posted by: SMOD at April 30, 2024 10:23 AM (RHGPo)

Gotta agree

Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2024 10:25 AM (Akjoo)

201 *Avoiding women online adds to serenity.*

Serenity now!
Posted by: Frank Costanza

Fixed.
Posted by: rickb223

Professor Higgins, is that you?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 10:25 AM (9yWhg)

202 They purposely posed him where the humps of the M make it look like he has Devil horns. LOL

It happens fairly often. I distinctly remember seeing and laughing about it when they did it to Clinton and that surely wasn't on purpose.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 30, 2024 10:25 AM (/y8xj)

203 Campuses don't go in for things. People do.
Next question.

Posted by: Don Rumsfeld at April 30, 2024 10:26 AM (dg+HA)

204 202 They purposely posed him where the humps of the M make it look like he has Devil horns. LOL

And when the Taupe Dope or Biden are on the cover they get Halos

Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2024 10:26 AM (Akjoo)

205 Black bears are patsies compared to polar bears.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

One honestly has to know which bear is under discussion because it affects one's decision making process.

Black bears climb trees.
Grizzlies just knock the damn thing over.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 10:26 AM (9wVL0)

206 Notice How nobody gives a fuck about Ukraine anymore?
Posted by: Montec at April 30, 2024 10:18 AM (tpjlM)

TPTB don't want people to hear about how they're working on a scheme to transfer one trillion dollars - over the next ten years - to a country which may cease to exist in the next ten months.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2024 10:26 AM (T7iTv)

207 Avoiding womyn?

Luckily am a neko-grrl. *pauses*

"Ne Uni-chan does that make us scarier?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 10:26 AM (/Xhke)

208 Racism! Racism everywhere you look!

BBC laments that British train drivers are "overwhelmingly middle-aged white men." Check out this flaming pile of garbage.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 30, 2024 10:26 AM (L/fGl)

209 White polar bears are the racist ones. They eat black seals. Need I say more?

Posted by: Montec at April 30, 2024 10:26 AM (tpjlM)

210

My brother-in-law has a story about how he actually drove into a buffalo herd out west, with his wife and two daughters in the car.

He has since admitted that that was probably not the brightest thing he ever did.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Two up on a motorcycle riding through Yellowstone:
We're stopped in traffic and the herd walks between the vehicles stopped.
I turned off the bike and we sat there unmoving until the herd passed.
Then we checked into a motel to clean up.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2024 10:27 AM (wg/sM)

211 laments that British train drivers are "overwhelmingly middle-aged white men.

—

And weirdly enough Brit trains are very safe. Wonder if there is sone kind of correlation? Nah. It’s just racism.

Posted by: Montec at April 30, 2024 10:27 AM (tpjlM)

212
Avoiding womyn?

_________

'Ettes excepted, of course. And Her Majesty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 30, 2024 10:28 AM (sbLLr)

213
Tatanka. Tatanka verr much!

Posted by: Buffalo Presley at April 30, 2024 10:28 AM (l4B/J)

214 Two up on a motorcycle riding through Yellowstone:
We're stopped in traffic and the herd walks between the vehicles stopped.
I turned off the bike and we sat there unmoving until the herd passed.
Then we checked into a motel to clean up.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

*snort
Sorry. Not funny, but funny.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 10:29 AM (9wVL0)

215 Avoiding womyn?

I do not avoid womyn. But I do deny them my essence.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2024 10:29 AM (WXNFJ)

216 In landmark guidance, the federal commission created to fight racial and sexual discrimination declared Monday that employers that fail to use a worker's preferred pronoun or refuse them the chance to use the restroom of their choice will be engaging in prohibited harassment.

The U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission published the new harassment guidelines Monday after voting along partisan lines on Friday to approve them, even in the face of opposition from nearly two dozen red states. Three Democratic appointees approved the rules while two Republicans opposed them.

Posted by: SMOD at April 30, 2024 10:30 AM (RHGPo)

217 White polar bears are the racist ones.
Posted by: Montec at April 30, 2024 10:26 AM (tpjlM)

The skin of a polar bear is actually black and the fur is transparent.

https://is.gd/ctis2w - link goes to article explaining

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2024 10:31 AM (T7iTv)

218
*snort
Sorry. Not funny, but funny.
Posted by: rickb223

It is a great memory!
And the last line was just for fun...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2024 10:31 AM (wg/sM)

219 Freshman Jack Petocz, 19, one of those expelled, is being allowed to attend classes while he appeals. He has been evicted from his dorm and is living off campus.

Petocz said protesting in high school was what helped get him into Vanderbilt and secure a merit scholarship for activists and organizers. His college essay was about organizing walkouts in rural Florida to oppose Gov. Ron DeSantis’ anti-LGBTQ policies.
====

They created you, bro. You are a "thing" to them, an object.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2024 10:33 AM (RIvkX)

220 Petocz said protesting in high school was what helped get him into Vanderbilt and secure a merit scholarship for activists and organizers. His college essay was about organizing walkouts in rural Florida to oppose Gov. Ron DeSantis’ anti-LGBTQ policies.
====

They created you, bro. You are a "thing" to them, an object.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2024 10:33 AM (RIvkX)

I suppose he could consider a new career as a rent-boy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2024 10:34 AM (T7iTv)

221 Petocz said protesting in high school was what helped get him into Vanderbilt and secure a merit scholarship for activists and organizers

I think I see the problem

Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2024 10:34 AM (Akjoo)

222 The skin of a polar bear is actually black and the fur is transparent.

https://is.gd/ctis2w - link goes to article explaining
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

I'm glad their fur doesn't stain. Because the way they look after eating a seal face first makes them look like the Donner Party at the Ponderosa Steak House.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 10:35 AM (9wVL0)

223 Protestants would recognize most of the rosary. Apostles creed followed by Our Father. Hail Mary is mostly from Luke. There are five mysteries to meditate on, depending on the day of the week. It is about Mary but it also covers Christ's life and death.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 30, 2024 10:35 AM (yeEu9)

224 Petocz

Is that pronounced 'petcock' or 'petard' I wonder?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 10:35 AM (/Xhke)

225 They created you, bro. You are a "thing" to them, an object.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2024 10:33 AM (RIvkX)

I suppose he could consider a new career as a rent-boy.

He appears to be qualified.

https://tinyurl.com/4drnm28f

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 10:36 AM (CsUN+)

226 He appears to be qualified.

https://tinyurl.com/4drnm28f
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 10:36 AM (CsUN+)

I see the LGBTQWHATEVER angle now

Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2024 10:37 AM (Akjoo)

227 West Wing Creator Aaron Sorkin Is Working on an Insufferable Jan 6 Movie

-
The word "insufferable" is totally unnecessary. It's implied.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 30, 2024 10:37 AM (L/fGl)

228 Jack could always intern with the Lincoln Project I guess. Or as a cabin boy for a certain Rear Admiral Billi Kristol.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 10:37 AM (/Xhke)

229 Petocz

Is that pronounced 'petcock' or 'petard' I wonder?

Obligatory: Throat Warbler Mangrove.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 10:38 AM (CsUN+)

230 Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 10:35 AM (9wVL0)

Damn. Now I wanna go to a Ponderosa Steak House.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 30, 2024 10:38 AM (Aoykm)

231 My company is looking for a senior test engineer with avionics experience. Brevard Co, FL.

Email in nic.

Posted by: pawn at April 30, 2024 10:38 AM (QB+5g)

232 They created you, bro. You are a "thing" to them, an object.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2024 10:33 AM (RIvkX)

I suppose he could consider a new career as a rent-boy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Piss boy! Oh piss boy!
Posted by: Count de Money

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 10:39 AM (9wVL0)

233 Aaron Sorkin

We already have a movie called Civil War this year. And its not really doing too well at the box office.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 10:39 AM (/Xhke)

234 My company is looking for a senior test engineer with avionics experience. Brevard Co, FL.

Email in nic.
Posted by: pawn

Test pilot on some really hinky sh*t.

J/K

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 10:40 AM (9wVL0)

235 Who broke the blog?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 10:42 AM (9wVL0)

236 Test pilot on some really hinky sh*t.

J/K
Posted by: rickb223

Just wondering - if, as a test pilot, you punch out, does Martin-Baker send you a tie?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2024 10:42 AM (WXNFJ)

237 Who broke the blog?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2024 10:42 AM (9wVL0)

The blog isn't broken. The psycho art lady killed everyone.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2024 10:44 AM (T7iTv)

238 Sorkin's entire career has been writing fiction about real people and things (Sports Night, the West Wing, the Zuckerberg movie), so of course he's doing 1/6.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 30, 2024 10:44 AM (2ocoG)

239 Gosh, you hate to see this.
New York City to pay over $2 million settlement for discrimination against white educators

https://tinyurl.com/bdh7we67

I'd be a lot happier if the recipients were people actually doing something useful.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 10:44 AM (CsUN+)

240 The blog isn't broken. The psycho art lady killed everyone.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

That's not a very nice joke to make about Kris.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 10:45 AM (9yWhg)

241 Freshman Jack Petocz, 19, one of those expelled, is being allowed to attend classes while he appeals.

Peter Navarro in prison, denied being released while he appeals his sentence for contempt of congress.

University terrorist free while appealing contempt of America.

Posted by: day tripping kibitzer at April 30, 2024 10:45 AM (F3Dlr)

242 Just wondering - if, as a test pilot, you punch out, does Martin-Baker send you a tie?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2024 10:42 AM (WXNFJ)

Only if @ 60k ft and mach 1+.

Posted by: BignJames at April 30, 2024 10:45 AM (AwYPR)

243 Art UK: A old women, her gaze unfocused, clutches a rosary – a string of beads used in prayer – tightly in her hands. According to the writer Joachim Gasquet, the sitter was a former nun who had escaped from a convent, wandering aimlessly until Cézanne took her on as a servant.

Not what I would normally hang but I'd make an exception. Thanks.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 30, 2024 10:45 AM (NFX2v)

244 I'm surprised no one mentioned the Mamala story regarding Kamala...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2024 10:45 AM (Akjoo)

245 Freshman Jack Petocz, 19, one of those expelled, is being allowed to attend classes while he appeals.

I'd give very long odds that he'll eventually be back at "school".

Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 10:46 AM (CsUN+)

246 Peter Navarro in prison, denied being released while he appeals his sentence for contempt of congress.

University terrorist free while appealing contempt of America.
Posted by: day tripping kibitzer at April 30, 2024 10:45 AM (F3Dlr)
===

And that there is The Message

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2024 10:46 AM (RIvkX)

247 The hot new Internet thing is women asking if you'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear or a man. Spoiler: the only correct answer is "bear", because all men are rapey. No exceptions. Whereas bears are cute and can't hurt you.

Yes, they're serious about this. Yes, they get really angry if you try and correct them.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 30, 2024 10:08 AM (2ocoG)

All I can think of is Anchorman, where he jumps into the bear pit, hitting a fighting stance, and blurting out "I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 30, 2024 10:46 AM (cf/0E)

248 Gosh, you hate to see this.
New York City to pay over $2 million settlement for discrimination against white educators

https://tinyurl.com/bdh7we67

I'd be a lot happier if the recipients were people actually doing something useful.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 30, 2024 10:44 AM (CsUN+)

I'd be happier still if the money had to be ponied up by the bureaucrats involved although, I suppose, one could argue that NYC voters are responsible.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2024 10:47 AM (T7iTv)

249 West Wing Creator Aaron Sorkin Is Working on an Insufferable Jan 6 Movie

I wonder who they'll get to play Madison Cornbread.

Posted by: spindrift at April 30, 2024 10:48 AM (OguvZ)

250 >West Wing Creator Aaron Sorkin Is Working on an Insufferable Jan 6 Movie
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I wonder if it will be one-sided

Posted by: Don Black at April 30, 2024 10:48 AM (/7KEl)

251 Yes, they're serious about this. Yes, they get really angry if you try and correct them.
Posted by: Ian

Tell them 'Great idea' and sign it Treadwell.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2024 10:48 AM (wg/sM)

252 And that there is The Message

And since there is no punishment, the Democrats will be surprised when their pet monsters finally fatally turn on them.

Demioscrats, "but I am with the cause!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 10:48 AM (/Xhke)

253 I’m a fan of Impressionism and some post Impressionism but Cezanne is not one of them.

You like what you like.

Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2024 10:48 AM (MNhXM)

254 That's not a very nice joke to make about Kris.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 10:45 AM (9yWhg)

I almost added (not Kris) to my comment.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2024 10:48 AM (T7iTv)

255 All I can think of is Anchorman, where he jumps into the bear pit, hitting a fighting stance, and blurting out "I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION".

The brain rot goes deeper: there's one where the woman says you choose the bear because if it does hurt you, people will believe it. Whereas nobody ever believes women about r@pe.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 30, 2024 10:48 AM (2ocoG)

256 NATIONAL MILITARY BRATS DAY - APRIL 30

NATIONAL RAISIN DAY - April 30

NATIONAL BUBBLE TEA DAY | April 30

NATIONAL PREPAREATHON! DAY - April 30
..reminds us that crises happen suddenly. Being prepared needs to happen now, not later.

Posted by: SMOD at April 30, 2024 10:48 AM (RHGPo)

257
I wonder who they'll get to play Madison Cornbread.

Triggly Puff

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 10:49 AM (/Xhke)

258 I'm surprised no one mentioned the Mamala story regarding Kamala...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2024 10:45 AM (Akjoo)

It was mentioned, video linked, and roundly mocked in the morning thread.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2024 10:49 AM (T7iTv)

259 Well it’s good that some women will give you an immediate sign to avoid them.

Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2024 10:49 AM (MNhXM)

260 Rob Reiner to direct

bet me

Posted by: Don Black at April 30, 2024 10:49 AM (/7KEl)

261 It was mentioned, video linked, and roundly mocked in the morning thread.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2024 10:49 AM (T7iTv)

Too early for me I'm on the west coast

Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2024 10:50 AM (Akjoo)

262 bubble tea?

Posted by: BignJames at April 30, 2024 10:50 AM (AwYPR)

263 The Meathead couldn't direct himself out of a one stall bathroom.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 10:50 AM (/Xhke)

264 I wonder who they'll get to play Madison Cornbread.

And who's gonna play Taylor Lorenz?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 30, 2024 10:50 AM (2ocoG)

265 I wonder who will play Ashli Babbit and Roseanne Boyland.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 10:50 AM (9yWhg)

266 bubble tea?
Posted by: BignJames

Just searched: gross.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2024 10:51 AM (wg/sM)

267 265 I wonder who will play Ashli Babbit and Roseanne Boyland.

Oh, wait...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 10:50 AM (9yWhg)

Probably won't be mentioned at all

Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2024 10:51 AM (Akjoo)

268
NATIONAL BUBBLE TEA DAY | April 30

++++

Finally!

Posted by: washrivergal at April 30, 2024 10:51 AM (F6UFz)

269 Yeah bubble tea is a 'thing' just not my kinda 'thing.' So nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 10:51 AM (/Xhke)

270 219 Freshman Jack Petocz, 19, one of those expelled, is being allowed to attend classes while he appeals. He has been evicted from his dorm and is living off campus.

Petocz said protesting in high school was what helped get him into Vanderbilt and secure a merit scholarship for activists and organizers. His college essay was about organizing walkouts in rural Florida to oppose Gov. Ron DeSantis’ anti-LGBTQ policies.
====

They created you, bro. You are a "thing" to them, an object.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 30, 2024 10:33 AM (RIvkX)

This.

Thing you have to understand about student protests, is that the calls are coming from inside the house. Admin supports and coordinates or organizes these things. When they don't, there can be none. That's why conservatives can't even have speakers on campus, let alone protests.

Posted by: And the Admin wants to keep its Jewish donors at April 30, 2024 10:51 AM (zSKU3)

271 West Wing Creator Aaron Sorkin Is Working on an Insufferable Jan 6 Movie
---

I wonder if it will be one-sided
Posted by: Don Black at April 30, 2024 10:48 AM (/7KEl)

I've heard the scene where Nancy Pelosi jumps over the Congressional barricades to charge the Trumpian lines while singing "The Internationale" is very true to life.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2024 10:51 AM (T7iTv)

272 Rob Reiner still sucking any credibility he had from Spinal Tap.

Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2024 10:52 AM (MNhXM)

273 I can see Nancy Pelosi knitting and cackling as the heads roll.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 10:53 AM (/Xhke)

274 >>The brain rot goes deeper: there's one where the woman says you choose the bear because if it does hurt you, people will believe it. Whereas nobody ever believes women about r@pe.

Well, blame your fellow women like Christine Blasey Ford and Anita Hill and so many others.

They make light of rape by likening failed sexual banter and imaginary forced kisses with rape.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2024 10:53 AM (cCVOS)

275 Since Hollywood does so much race/gender swapping in casting these days, Joe Biden will be played by

?

Posted by: Don Black at April 30, 2024 10:54 AM (/7KEl)

276 Rob Reiner still sucking

Edited for brevity.

One may add "cock by choice."

Posted by: Clippy for AoS at April 30, 2024 10:55 AM (zSKU3)

277
I've heard the scene where Nancy Pelosi jumps over the Congressional barricades to charge the Trumpian lines while singing "The Internationale" is very true to life.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2024 10:51 AM (T7iTv)

++++

The only political satisfaction I get these days is knowing that Pelosi seethes with rage over Trump, 24/7.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 30, 2024 10:55 AM (F6UFz)

278 I predict that Ace will do a post on the J6 movie.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 10:55 AM (9yWhg)

279 They make light of rape by likening failed sexual banter and imaginary forced kisses with rape.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2024 10:53 AM (cCVOS)

And TV watching.

Posted by: E. Jean Carroll, totally not a psychopath at April 30, 2024 10:55 AM (PiwSw)

280 275 Since Hollywood does so much race/gender swapping in casting these days, Joe Biden will be played by

Mr. Burns from the Simpsons.. Joe reminds me of him

Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2024 10:56 AM (Akjoo)

281 NBC News: Judge in hush money trial threatens Trump with jail after holding him in contempt for violating gag order
Judge Juan Merchan warned that if Trump continues to violate the order, he could impose “an incarceratory punishment.”

The judge presiding over Donald Trump’s hush money case on Tuesday held the former president in criminal contempt over a series of posts on Truth Social that he said violated a gag order barring any attacks on jurors and witnesses and warned Trump he could be jailed for further violations.

More, onsite.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 30, 2024 10:56 AM (NFX2v)

282 That chesty girl from the phone ads will play Sandy Cortez, running from the MAGA rapists.

Posted by: spindrift at April 30, 2024 10:56 AM (OguvZ)

283 Yushra Guffer’s Daily Princetonian op-ed opens by stating an obvious truth: “[W]hile the University’s high standards of excellence and fast-paced environment may be valid goals to strive for, not all students are able to keep up with the pace.”

But her solution isn’t that students should buckle down and work harder if they want to continue with an Ivy League science-centered education. No, Princeton must accommodate those who can’t hack it.

.. they used to just have those students who couldn't hack it go into marketing and communications.

Posted by: SMOD at April 30, 2024 10:56 AM (RHGPo)

284 They make light of rape by likening failed sexual banter and imaginary forced kisses with rape.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2024 10:53 AM (cCVOS)

Or morning after regrets with rape.
Or drunken trysts with rape.
Or...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2024 10:57 AM (T7iTv)

285 After watching Lensman last night and listening to the main themes from Batltestar Galactica and Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan while remembering Queen's theme for Flash Gordon it strikes me why those movies still resonate.

It is not about the story per se because the Lensman one is kinda weak and the Flash Gordon is also weak; it is the feelings they impart. Sure there is danger and fear but there is far more a sense of adventure and of hope in them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 10:57 AM (/Xhke)

286 Since Hollywood does so much race/gender swapping in casting these days, Joe Biden will be played by
?
Posted by: Don Black

DeNiro would be indistinguishable.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 30, 2024 10:57 AM (wg/sM)

287 273 I can see Nancy Pelosi knitting and cackling as the heads roll.

the seek him here
they seek him here
those dems seek him everywhere
is he in heaven?
is he in hell?
that damned annoying trumpernel!

Posted by: anachronda at April 30, 2024 10:58 AM (v3pYe)

288 Watching Biden is like watching Lawrence Welk playing heavy metal.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 30, 2024 10:58 AM (J8LnB)

289 they used to just have those students who couldn't hack it go into marketing and communications.

Or art history, once upon a time a haven for young ladies pursuing their MRS degree.

Posted by: Many fake disciplines at April 30, 2024 10:58 AM (zSKU3)

290 That chesty girl from the phone ads will play Sandy Cortez
Posted by: spindrift

That's actually not a bad idea. They both love them some abortion.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 10:58 AM (9yWhg)

291 I still don’t understand how it’s a crime to enter into a NDA or how a person being blackmailed is the one charged with a crime.

Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2024 10:58 AM (MNhXM)

292
the seek him here
they seek him here
those dems seek him everywhere
is he in heaven?
is he in hell?
that damned annoying trumpernel!

Posted by: anachronda at April 30, 2024 10:58 AM (v3pYe)

+++++

Darn good.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 30, 2024 10:59 AM (F6UFz)

293 291 I still don’t understand how it’s a crime to enter into a NDA or how a person being blackmailed is the one charged with a crime.
Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2024 10:58 AM (MNhXM)

Simple... Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at April 30, 2024 10:59 AM (Akjoo)

294 they used to just have those students who couldn't hack it go into marketing and communications.
Posted by: SMOD at April 30, 2024 10:56 AM (RHGPo)

Or... hear me out here... attend a different university. Not that I give a shit. "Elite" is only in the minds of the idiots who went there and learned nothing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2024 10:59 AM (T7iTv)

295 NATIONAL MILITARY BRATS DAY
-

Wait. The military gets different sausages than the rest of us?

*tees up a "Rachel" Levine punchline*

Posted by: reason at April 30, 2024 11:00 AM (s3On1)

296 anachronda

Oh that is so very good.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 11:00 AM (/Xhke)

297 Or art history, once upon a time a haven for young ladies pursuing their MRS degree.
Posted by: Many fake disciplines at April 30, 2024 10:58 AM (zSKU3)

Worked well for the future queen of the UK.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 30, 2024 11:00 AM (T7iTv)

298 How did you get that picture of me?

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe24 registration now open! at April 30, 2024 11:00 AM (aWMPM)

299 Punk chimp is up.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 30, 2024 11:01 AM (9yWhg)

300 They make light of rape by likening failed sexual banter and imaginary forced kisses with rape.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2024 10:53 AM (cCVOS)

Don't forget E Sexy Sexy R*pe Jean

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2024 11:01 AM (LH3Hv)

301 "AI" is the new "iBullshit" fad.

I like Varney, but, my God, the crazy-ass commercials on Fox Business channel.

I realize why I haven't seen him in a while.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2024 11:02 AM (ufFY8)

302 If you look at most conservators of museums , art restorers , art lecturers, etc they are women.

Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2024 11:03 AM (MNhXM)

303 NATIONAL MILITARY BRATS DAY
-

Wait. The military gets different sausages than the rest of us?

*tees up a "Rachel" Levine punchline*
Posted by: reason at April 30, 2024 11:00 AM

🤮

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 30, 2024 11:03 AM (Wnv9h)

304 Or art history

To hell with your raisins and rolled oats.
It is always snide nasty mother fuckers day right here.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 30, 2024 11:09 AM (zdLoL)

305 New George Floyd just dropped. A stolen car with 4 black teenagers in it, 3 of whom had warrants and 2 of whom were wearing ankle monitors, was PITed by Florida Highway Patrol at over 110 MPH and all 4 died. The media is omitting all of the useful detail I just typed, of course.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 30, 2024 11:14 AM (2ocoG)

306 When I pray the Fatima prayer, I always think of Mitch and Nancy at the 'and especially those most of thy mercy' part. It does ease my troubled soul to pray for them, as much as I loathe them and everything/everyone they represent.

Faith is a mystery.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at April 30, 2024 11:16 AM (s6PBU)

307 s/b 'most in need of thy mercy'.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at April 30, 2024 11:16 AM (s6PBU)

308 Old Mother Hubbard,s little dog fed the Cat

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Posted by: entreated at May 03, 2024 03:47 AM (n9EJQ)

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