Look Upon My ONT, Ye Mighty, And Despair!

Hello everyone! Friday night, relax and pop open a cold one while you enjoy the red-hot memes! We'll start with a fun fact:

He's a swinger

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Fido Friday: Trash talk

Helpful guide

If BTTF was made today

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Memes: Bridging generations

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Sophisticated advertising campaign

The very first McD's commercial pic.twitter.com/sraQunlt2m
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Elon's not gonna like this review

Objection. Witness is badgering the counsel

Ouch

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Catcher's fault. Not just because of the throw, but the ump calls foul ball, she should have held onto the ball.

The Chinese are ahead of us

New ad campaign

Destiny refuses to be mocked

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Rodent of unusual size

Infographic

Musical interlude

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Well, that's definitely the right sponsor

$20 for 10 minutes with the Oompa-Loompa, same as downtown

Here's the reference, if you missed the story

Meanwhile, north of the border

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What did you expect from a guy named Bum Farto?

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by something unexpected:

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1 Present

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 10:00 PM (/7KEl)

2 Good evening horde! Have a good ONT. Thanks WD.

Posted by: TRex at April 26, 2024 10:01 PM (n/3Pf)

3 another amazing ONT

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #213 at April 26, 2024 10:01 PM (qfLjt)

4 Yo WD
Yo horde!

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at April 26, 2024 10:01 PM (5FlEF)

5 Have I come to the right place then?

Posted by: Ozzie Mandyas at April 26, 2024 10:02 PM (bo7UB)

6 On the purple ones, for some of them they would have to exist long enough for you to find out whether licking them was a good idea.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:03 PM (Qn+B5)

7 HAHAHAHA

With the exception of volleyball, women's ball sports are all so hilarious.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 10:05 PM (9Ct69)

8 Yo!

Posted by: Dr. T at April 26, 2024 10:05 PM (g0Y4p)

9 WD Friday ONT! Oh the joy!

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's that time! at April 26, 2024 10:05 PM (7WAWe)

10 Advertising from Guyana

LOL!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 26, 2024 10:06 PM (naiw2)

11 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Posted by: TRex at April 26, 2024 10:06 PM (n/3Pf)

12 Also, it was a knock off brand of drink that Jonestown used, right?

Or was that just Kool-Aid propaganda?

Flav-o-rade?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:06 PM (Qn+B5)

13 Very meaty ONT WD. Thank you!

Posted by: TRex at April 26, 2024 10:07 PM (n/3Pf)

14 Also willowed but I know it will be a hot topic and lots of people probably don't know the second part:

I'm 100% in support of a person not giving a shelter a known biter.

Related: We have solved the "rescue" animal problem to the point where shelters import dogs and cats from other countries because there aren't enough here in the U.S. to support their business.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 10:07 PM (9Ct69)

15 I had in fact missed the story on the "Wonka Experience," so that photo, plus the caption, initially took my head into a very weird area.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 26, 2024 10:08 PM (g0Y4p)

16 Sorry I'm late, I was misinformed about the Northwest Passage.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 26, 2024 10:08 PM (6ouyc)

17 I do not understand the Infographic thing...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:08 PM (Qn+B5)

18 Nice work WD!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 26, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

19 Thank you WD!
Friday night ONT, what fun.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 10:10 PM (AU94Q)

20 Good evening, everyone.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 26, 2024 10:10 PM (MsrgL)

21 That guy devoted way too much of his life to his Tesla.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 10:10 PM (bo7UB)

22
It is a very bad idea to lick lithium. A very, very bad idea.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2024 10:10 PM (MoZTd)

23 NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2024 10:11 PM (n/3Pf)

24 Hola, Hall!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 26, 2024 10:11 PM (9yWhg)

25 16 Sorry I'm late, I was misinformed about the Northwest Passage.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 26, 2024 10:08 PM (6ouyc)

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Did you come for the waters?

Posted by: Rick at April 26, 2024 10:11 PM (bo7UB)

26 OMG TRex its true we are brothers from another mother.

Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2024 10:12 PM (n/3Pf)

27 Hey, Hrothgar

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 26, 2024 10:12 PM (9yWhg)

28 I can't believe the 'French' history.
Actually only in France can the calvary winning a naval encounter make sense.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 10:13 PM (AU94Q)

29 I'm 100% in support of a person not giving a shelter a known biter.

Related: We have solved the "rescue" animal problem to the point where shelters import dogs and cats from other countries because there aren't enough here in the U.S. to support their business.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 10:07 PM (9Ct69)

You'll be shocked to learn that this is burning up Twitter at the moment.

Hard-core conservatives who consider Noem a squish/traitor, and leftists who despise Republicans on principle, are piling on her from both directions.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 26, 2024 10:13 PM (g0Y4p)

30 Hey, Aetius.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 26, 2024 10:13 PM (9yWhg)

31 Okay, I give up.

What's the funneh in the "didn't expect to find this here" meme?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 10:14 PM (bo7UB)

32 Hey, Hadrian.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 26, 2024 10:15 PM (9yWhg)

33 are piling on her from both directions.
Posted by: Dr. T

I didn't know she was into orgies.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 10:15 PM (AU94Q)

34 26 OMG TRex its true we are brothers from another mother.

Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2024 10:12 PM
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Amen. Just wait until the threads mention asparagus.

Posted by: TRex at April 26, 2024 10:15 PM (n/3Pf)

35 Hey, Blaster.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 26, 2024 10:15 PM (9yWhg)

36
We had to put down a rescue who was a biter. That was a hard, hard day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2024 10:16 PM (MoZTd)

37 You'll be shocked to learn that this is burning up Twitter at the moment.

Ah, good. Keep the lunatics distracted with the latest shiny, outrage.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 26, 2024 10:16 PM (naiw2)

38
What's the funneh in the "didn't expect to find this here" meme?
Posted by: Cicero

"No one expects a..."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2024 10:16 PM (IG4Id)

39 I can't believe the 'French' history.
Actually only in France can the calvary winning a naval encounter make sense.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 10:13 PM (AU94Q)

It was actually mentioned in Mike Duncan's (he of "The History of Rome") "Revolutions" podcast series. It's real.

What I find hard to believe is that this has never happened in Russian history.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 26, 2024 10:16 PM (g0Y4p)

40 Okay, I give up.

What's the funneh in the "didn't expect to find this here" meme?
Posted by: Cicero

https://is.gd/XSGLhJ

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 10:17 PM (AU94Q)

41 Jones was too cheap to spring for Kool-Aid. Flavor Aid it was.

Posted by: On a Very Fixed Income at April 26, 2024 10:17 PM (V5BDR)

42 31 Okay, I give up.

What's the funneh in the "didn't expect to find this here" meme?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 10:14 PM (bo7UB)

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:17 PM (Qn+B5)

43 Hey Bulgar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:18 PM (Qn+B5)

44 I did not know cobalt was lickable.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 10:18 PM (MNhXM)

45
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Posted by: Aetius451AD

And I expect this to go on all night.
I wonder if Pixy will appreciate it?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 10:19 PM (AU94Q)

46
Hey Bulg

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2024 10:19 PM (MoZTd)

47 I always like the vids where I can say ‘ white boys be crazy’

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 10:19 PM (MNhXM)

48 Hard-core conservatives who consider Noem a squish/traitor, and leftists who despise Republicans on principle, are piling on her from both directions.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 26, 2024 10:13 PM (g0Y4p)

It's a retarded move. I cannot believe one of her campaign team did not have an ounce of humanity and ask 'Maybe you should consider ma'am just shutting the fuck up about shooting a dog?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:19 PM (Qn+B5)

49 I did not know cobalt was lickable.
Posted by: polynikes

Sodium, and Latium too... once.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 10:19 PM (AU94Q)

50 Objection. Witness is badgering the counsel

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HAHAHAH!!

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 10:19 PM (V13WU)

51 I liked Funny Face drinks best. Chinese Cherry and Loud-Mouth Lime were faves.

Posted by: Rootin' Tootin' Raspberry Was OK at April 26, 2024 10:19 PM (V5BDR)

52 Jones was too cheap to spring for Kool-Aid. Flavor Aid it was.
Posted by: On a Very Fixed Income at April 26, 2024 10:17 PM (V5BDR)

Dang. If I'm gonna commit mass suicide as part of a cult, I want to be drinking the genuine article, not that off-brand watery stuff they served out at Vacation Bible School.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 26, 2024 10:20 PM (g0Y4p)

53 What's the funneh in the "didn't expect to find this here" meme?
Posted by: Cicero

"No one expects a..."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2024 10:16 PM (IG4Id)

Part of a Monty Python skit. Since you didn't get it, turn in your nerd card and go watch some sportsball.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 26, 2024 10:20 PM (i6N8Y)

54 44 I did not know cobalt was lickable.
Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 10:18 PM (MNhXM)

Pretty much anything solid or liquid is lickable. At least once.

The gases?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:20 PM (Qn+B5)

55 Hadrian, how are the puppies doing?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 26, 2024 10:21 PM (9yWhg)

56 Somehow I am not surprised Noem shot a dog for just annoying her.

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 10:21 PM (V13WU)

57 Dang. If I'm gonna commit mass suicide as part of a cult, I want to be drinking the genuine article, not that off-brand watery stuff they served out at Vacation Bible School.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 26, 2024 10:20 PM (g0Y4p)

Heh. Kind of makes sense though considering they were a cult, eh?

Commies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:21 PM (Qn+B5)

58
The gases?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Lickable after a phase change... once.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 10:21 PM (AU94Q)

59 Watched the movie The Founder about Ray Croc. It was a good movie but they didn’t make him real likable. Maybe because he was a conservative.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 10:22 PM (MNhXM)

60 52 Jones was too cheap to spring for Kool-Aid. Flavor Aid it was.
Posted by: On a Very Fixed Income at April 26, 2024 10:17 PM (V5BDR)

Dang. If I'm gonna commit mass suicide as part of a cult, I want to be drinking the genuine article, not that off-brand watery stuff they served out at Vacation Bible School.
Posted by: Dr. T

Well, Jim Jones was a Communist. They cut corners.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 26, 2024 10:22 PM (naiw2)

61 56 Somehow I am not surprised Noem shot a dog for just annoying her.
Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 10:21 PM (V13WU)

It's a bit more than just annoying her. Still it is putting the story into a campaign commercial (which is what a book during an election year is) that is the really stupid bit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:22 PM (Qn+B5)

62 Question: What is the song that corresponds to “Finally Friday” for the unemployed?

I’m dealing with that now, and could use a good pick-me-up song.

For reference:
https://youtu.be/3jFcOB8is4M

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 26, 2024 10:22 PM (VNX3d)

63 Thunderstorm overhead right now, and it can't decide if it wants to rain or snow on me.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 26, 2024 10:23 PM (dZVON)

64 Another great selection of memes WD.
Thank you.

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #214 at April 26, 2024 10:24 PM (qfLjt)

65
Hadrian, how are the puppies doing?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 26, 2024 10:21 PM (9yWhg)

_________

Unshot.

Seriously, they're doing great. Zeus is going to a new home next month.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2024 10:24 PM (MoZTd)

66 Remember the fizz flavored tablets you drop in a glass of water. If you were brave you would just sit a tablet on the top of your tongue.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 10:24 PM (MNhXM)

67 Blanco, the time to worry is not if it’s rain or snow, but cats, dogs, or elephants.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 26, 2024 10:24 PM (VNX3d)

68 Lickable after a phase change... once.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 10:21 PM (AU94Q)

Well, I was figuring we were licking them at STP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:24 PM (Qn+B5)

69 It's a retarded move. I cannot believe one of her campaign team did not have an ounce of humanity and ask 'Maybe you should consider ma'am just shutting the fuck up about shooting a dog?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:19 PM (Qn+B5)

I agree with a lot of the Twitter-heads: Noem just ended her chances of being Trump's running mate. Whatever the merits of the case, she just lost every single undecided voter.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 26, 2024 10:24 PM (g0Y4p)

70 It's a retarded move. I cannot believe one of her campaign team did not have an ounce of humanity and ask 'Maybe you should consider ma'am just shutting the fuck up about shooting a dog?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

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I'm going with girl boss "we think this is how men act so we have to act this way even more because we're awesome and have vaginas and can shoot dogs even better than men" nonsense in pursuit of some sort of campaign-related advertising attempt.

I know and hunt with a bunch of rednecks and can't think of a single time when I've ever heard anyone bragging that they had to put down a dog. I've definitely never read anyone bragging about it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 26, 2024 10:25 PM (JuA5P)

71 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:22 PM (Qn+B5

It killed some chickens and tried to bite her?

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 10:25 PM (MNhXM)

72 What's the funneh in the "didn't expect to find this here" meme?
Posted by: Cicero

https://is.gd/XSGLhJ
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 10:17 PM (AU94Q)

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Never saw that before, despite having many hours of Monty Python viewing under my belt. Funny.

Thanks for the link.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 10:25 PM (bo7UB)

73 Another great selection of memes WD.
Thank you.
Posted by: Ciampino
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[faintly wonders if Ciampino was associated with the atomic chart item]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2024 10:26 PM (XeU6L)

74 It's been 60 years since I first had VBS Kool-Aid in a church basement. Fond memory, I think.

Posted by: Rather Have Coffee, Though at April 26, 2024 10:26 PM (V5BDR)

75 Thunderstorm overhead right now, and it can't decide if it wants to rain or snow on me.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Good luck! They are supposed to roll over us later this evening.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 10:28 PM (AU94Q)

76 59 Watched the movie The Founder about Ray Croc. It was a good movie but they didn’t make him real likable. Maybe because he was a conservative.

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Rumor has it he really wasn't very likable. Ask the McDonald brothers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 10:28 PM (bo7UB)

77 Also I really hope the Texas pitcher was okay. She looks like a cutie and took that throw right to her face without being ready at all.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 26, 2024 10:28 PM (JuA5P)

78
Thanks for the link.
Posted by: Cicero

NP, anything for a fellow moron.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2024 10:28 PM (AU94Q)

79 Sounds like Noem may have decided to take herself out of the game by becoming so toxic that no one will ever consider her for office again. Rather like Anthony Wiener did after he married into the Clinton Crime Family and realized he was out of his league.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 26, 2024 10:28 PM (i6N8Y)

80 You people say what you will, she has crazy eyes.

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 10:29 PM (V13WU)

81 You can lick #74. That's why it's called Tungsten.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 10:29 PM (lX8VI)

82 44 I did not know cobalt was lickable.
Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 10:18 PM (MNhXM)

Licking normal cobalt is probably okay.

Cobalt-60, though....you might want to get your affairs in order.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 26, 2024 10:31 PM (g0Y4p)

83 You can lick #74. That's why it's called Tungsten.
Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 10:29 PM (lX8VI)

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You can lick lead a little but if you overdo it you end up sounding like a certain U.S. president.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 10:31 PM (bo7UB)

84 79 Sounds like Noem may have decided to take herself out of the game by becoming so toxic that no one will ever consider her for office again. Rather like Anthony Wiener did after he married into the Clinton Crime Family and realized he was out of his league.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 26, 2024 10:28 PM (i6N8Y)

It is just a little bizarre that we have people:

1) Open racists.
2) Open child sacrifices
3) Open corruption

But killing a dog? Makes a certain amount of sense. It is like the Pitch Meeting for John Wick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:31 PM (Qn+B5)

85 Tungsten.

LOL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 10:32 PM (bo7UB)

86 44 I did not know cobalt was lickable.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 10:18 PM (MNhXM)
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The solid metal is no different to iron or nickel. I'm sure you've put a nail or staple in your mouth before. Cobalt is alloye with iron to make some tool steels. Very hard. Paolo-hard.

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #215 at April 26, 2024 10:32 PM (qfLjt)

87 Polonium is best administered intravenously by umbrella.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 10:33 PM (bo7UB)

88 Catcher's fault. Not just because of the throw, but the ump calls foul ball, she should have held onto the ball.

I'm gonna kinda disagree. I don't think you can reliably count on someone to hear and process the audible info when she's making the play more-or-less on muscle memory. As soon as the batter when into a bunt stance, the pitcher should have know that the ball was going to 2nd and been ready to hit the deck.

Also, that was simultaneously the best version of "Baby Got Back" and the best version of "Hallelujah" ever.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 26, 2024 10:33 PM (/y8xj)

89 With the exception of volleyball, women's ball sports are all so hilarious.
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I'd have to add women's golf to this. A pleasure to watch, and good, relatable golf too.

Posted by: From about that Time at April 26, 2024 10:34 PM (4780s)

90 Polonium is best administered intravenously by umbrella.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 10:33 PM (bo7UB)

Dagger shoe !

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 10:34 PM (V13WU)

91 The dad meme is my favorite tonight by far. And, if true, I love that his dad printed it out. I get both sides of that coin and like it a lot.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 26, 2024 10:34 PM (JuA5P)

92 The Kool-Aid and Hydrox cookies in the Lutheran basement sounds like a much better experience than the Wonka "tour". And it didn't cost my parents 44 Pounds.

Posted by: Little Willy at April 26, 2024 10:35 PM (V5BDR)

93 I've been on a Civil War cavalry kick lately. I saw Robert F. O'Neill on C-SPAN hawking his book Chasing Jeb Stuart and John Mosby about cavalry action in the eastern theater between mid 1862 and July 1863.

WARNNG! HISTORY NERD ALERT!

He has a theory Stuart's Christmas raid toward D.C., in late 1862 was used by Lee to create such paranoia in.D.C. that Stuart's feint toward D.C. just as Lee was marching north on his Gettysburg campaign caused the Union cavalry to delay scouting the Army of Northern Virgina and prematurely finding Lee's movement as had happened during the Antietam campaign. Thus this otherwise insignificant Christmas raid combined with the spoof cavalry raid to kidnap Lincoln and others out of D.C. might have had a pivotal role in a Confederate victory. Civil War disinformation.

Well, I thought it was interesting.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 26, 2024 10:35 PM (L/fGl)

94 The dad meme is my favorite tonight by far. And, if true, I love that his dad printed it out. I get both sides of that coin and like it a lot.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

You never know. The dad might have hung it up on his office (or break room) wall at work for others to enjoy.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 26, 2024 10:35 PM (VNX3d)

95 The Dewey Decimal System is our chief weapon.

Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at April 26, 2024 10:36 PM (b9Gb2)

96 85 Tungsten.

LOL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 10:32 PM (bo7UB)
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What?
Tc is Technetium
W is tungsten

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is haha glass #01 at April 26, 2024 10:36 PM (qfLjt)

97 It is just a little bizarre that we have people:

1) Open racists.
2) Open child sacrifices
3) Open corruption

But killing a dog? Makes a certain amount of sense. It is like the Pitch Meeting for John Wick.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:31 PM (Qn+B5)

My theory: we're so polarized on most issues, everyone's stoked to join hands and take aim at somebody who broke one of the few remaining taboos.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 26, 2024 10:36 PM (g0Y4p)

98 The Periodic Table is anti-trans. Men can get periodics, too.

Posted by: RickZ at April 26, 2024 10:36 PM (emlEe)

99 Well that pretty much ruined Hallelujah for me.

Bastard.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 26, 2024 10:37 PM (mzM2O)

100 You never know. The dad might have hung it up on his office (or break room) wall at work for others to enjoy.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

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Yeah, I choose to believe it's true. My son could be 16 and I'd have that hanging on the refrigerator.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 26, 2024 10:37 PM (JuA5P)

101 That licking chart is horseshit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 26, 2024 10:38 PM (mzM2O)

102 It's a retarded move. I cannot believe one of her campaign team did not have an ounce of humanity and ask 'Maybe you should consider ma'am just shutting the fuck up about shooting a dog?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:19 PM (Qn+B5)

And yet St. Fauci walks around unbothered …

🤷‍♂️

Posted by: browndog is ambivalent at April 26, 2024 10:38 PM (TTAGa)

103 Polonium is best administered intravenously by umbrella.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

By a guy dressed as a penguin.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 26, 2024 10:38 PM (L/fGl)

104 hmmm

"Ukrainian forces are withdrawing US-provided Abrams M1A1 main battle tanks from the front lines after at least five have been destroyed by cheap Russian drones, according to the AP....the evolving dynamics of warfare, particularly the proliferation of Russian surveillance and hunter-killer drones, have dramatically altered the operational landscape. It turned out that the Abrams were more vulnerable to Russian attacks than previously believed..."

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 10:39 PM (V13WU)

105 So clowns went from funny to scary well before that Stephen King novel.

Yikes.

Posted by: spindrift at April 26, 2024 10:39 PM (aE5iv)

106 Once a dog gets into the chickens it's got to be put down.
One the other hand, there's things in life you do what you got to do. You do it. And you shut up about it.

Posted by: From about that Time at April 26, 2024 10:40 PM (4780s)

107 Bum Farto was born in 1919, so if he's still on the lam he's 105 years old. I salute his persistence.

Posted by: Duck! Dodge! Hide! at April 26, 2024 10:40 PM (V5BDR)

108 (goes to look for the video of the gorgeous Ukranian woman in a soldiers uniform sadly showing destroyed parts of her country on one social media platform and someone found her real-life social media platform of her at concerts, on a yacht, etc. at roughly the same period of time)

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 26, 2024 10:41 PM (JuA5P)

109 Is it normal to teach a 14 yo dog new tricks ? Like hunting pheasant ?

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 10:42 PM (V13WU)

110
I did not know cobalt was lickable.
Posted by: polynikes

No one expects the cobalt lickizition.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2024 10:42 PM (63Dwl)

111 let me rephrase that, Is it advisable ?

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 10:42 PM (V13WU)

112 "Ukrainian forces are withdrawing US-provided Abrams M1A1 main battle tanks from the front lines after at least five have been destroyed by cheap Russian drones, according to the AP....the evolving dynamics of warfare, particularly the proliferation of Russian surveillance and hunter-killer drones, have dramatically altered the operational landscape. It turned out that the Abrams were more vulnerable to Russian attacks than previously believed..."
Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 10:39 PM (V13WU)

This must be why Putin hasn't tried more direct retaliation for all our military support of Ukraine. He figures it's more valuable to let us embarrass ourselves on the world stage, and he's probably right.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 26, 2024 10:42 PM (g0Y4p)

113 107 Bum Farto was born in 1919, so if he's still on the lam he's 105 years old. I salute his persistence.
Posted by: Duck! Dodge! Hide! at April 26, 2024 10:40 PM (V5BDR)

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His antics brought shame upon the entire Farto Clan.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 10:42 PM (bo7UB)

114 You know what's lickable! A frozen flagpole.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 26, 2024 10:43 PM (L/fGl)

115 Blanco, the time to worry is not if it’s rain or snow, but cats, dogs, or elephants.

Seems to have calmed down. Raining cats and dogs I can deal with. If I want to see it raining elephants I just have to find a college campus protest.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 26, 2024 10:43 PM (dZVON)

116 Once a dog gets into the chickens it's got to be put down.
One the other hand, there's things in life you do what you got to do. You do it. And you shut up about it.
Posted by: From about that Time at April 26, 2024 10:40 PM (4780s)

We live in The TMI Era. People are just so special that everything they do is precious and they must share it with the world.

Posted by: RickZ at April 26, 2024 10:45 PM (emlEe)

117 I've been oppressed my entire adult life. I have size 17 feet, and every store I go into, man, they're like "We have no shoes for you."

I am a victim and I demand millions in government funds to assuage my feelings. Also, I should get a talk show. For free.

You tiny footed bitches be oppressing me and denying me my heritage. FREE the 17 SIZES!!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 26, 2024 10:46 PM (CHHv1)

118 Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 10:39 PM (V13WU)

I don’t think these tanks have the same armor and anti missile tech.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 10:47 PM (MNhXM)

119
🏒 COL 1 WPG 0 end 1st pd 🏆

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 10:47 PM (/7KEl)

120 It turned out that the Abrams were more vulnerable to Russian attacks than previously believed

-

1) Why would the people who are in charge of knowing everything about this sort of thing admit that?

2) So it was all just a tremendous waste of money.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 26, 2024 10:48 PM (JuA5P)

121 Remember the fizz flavored tablets you drop in a glass of water. If you were brave you would just sit a tablet on the top of your tongue.
Posted by: polynikes
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Fizzies!

Posted by: JQ at April 26, 2024 10:48 PM (njWTi)

122 117 I've been oppressed my entire adult life. I have size 17 feet, and every store I go into, man, they're like "We have no shoes for you."

I am a victim and I demand millions in government funds to assuage my feelings. Also, I should get a talk show. For free.

You tiny footed bitches be oppressing me and denying me my heritage. FREE the 17 SIZES!!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

We have a pair of kayaks your size.

Posted by: Bass Pro Shop at April 26, 2024 10:49 PM (naiw2)

123 It turned out that the Abrams were more vulnerable to Russian attacks than previously believed..."
Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 10:39 PM (V13WU)

It turned out that all tanks, regardless of race, nationality, or creed, were more vulnerable to drone attacks than expected.

The Russians continue experimenting with a "Turtle Tank", a regular tank with an armored shed built over the top of it to keep drones from directly impacting on it. The first ones have been pretty crude, and homemade looking, but I expect the next generation to be better.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 26, 2024 10:49 PM (i6N8Y)

124 You tiny footed bitches be oppressing me and denying me my heritage. FREE the 17 SIZES!!

Amen! Preach it, brother!

Posted by: Peggy Hill at April 26, 2024 10:49 PM (/y8xj)

125 Once a dog gets into the chickens it's got to be put down.
One the other hand, there's things in life you do what you got to do. You do it. And you shut up about it.
Posted by: From about that Time at April 26, 2024 10:40 PM (4780

As I said this ain’t the 1800’s.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 10:49 PM (MNhXM)

126 109. It was14 months.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 26, 2024 10:50 PM (gJHrU)

127 G'night all!

Posted by: Dr. T at April 26, 2024 10:50 PM (g0Y4p)

128 Hey, I report, you decide.

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 10:51 PM (V13WU)

129 I don't think the dog story is a big deal. It tried to bite her when she tried to keep it from killing another's livestock. In any time other than our flamboyantly gay era this would be unremarkable. (It's not what I'd have done. But whatever.)

Posted by: Romney was a bigger asshole, dogwise, and Republicans were tripping all over their dicks to defend h at April 26, 2024 10:52 PM (8y/iU)

130 Harley Quin becoming a hero in current America says a lot about current America...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 10:52 PM (ibTVg)

131 You know what's lickable!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Carpet?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 26, 2024 10:53 PM (WXNFJ)

132 Do any of y'all do this? When the comment thread slows down, I'll open a new browser tab, stare at it for a few seconds, realize that there's nothing else that interests me, and come back and refresh the thread.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 26, 2024 10:53 PM (/y8xj)

133 It turned out that all tanks, regardless of race, nationality, or creed, were more vulnerable to drone attacks than expected.

For anyone that isn't an idiot one of the first lessons from the Uke war was "if the enemy can see you the enemy can kill you".

However, our Nat Sec state is fully of stupid people.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 10:53 PM (ibTVg)

134 Uranium is "maybe not a good idea" to lick? Um....

Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 10:54 PM (ibTVg)

135 I didn't want Noem to be VP anyway but if we're letting leftist outrage decide that or anything else for us, we're giving them power they don't deserve.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 26, 2024 10:55 PM (roH4R)

136 When this is over Russia will have a well trained, blooded military and we'll have origami.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 10:56 PM (lCWOD)

137
Evening, all. I'm about to settle into a game of gin rummy while we watch a couple of Lucy episodes. Wow, am I... whatever!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 26, 2024 10:56 PM (ny95y)

138 There are two kinds of people. Those that think in 2024 killing a healthy dog because it killed chickens is the natural and only thing that can be done and those that don’t.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 10:57 PM (MNhXM)

139 We live in The TMI Era. People are just so special that everything they do is precious and they must share it with the world.

Posted by: RickZ at April 26, 2024 10:45 PM (emlEe)

People like Noem and that stupid fucking story are why I'm 99.9% certain the GOP is just an operation to make us normal people look like giant assholes. We are constantly defending the indefensible from the most tone deaf out of touch people. "No no you have to understand WHYYYYYY she killed the dog and how hard it was for her but that it means she's a real tough cookie." Uh-huh. Shut the fuck up.

I don't care why you dispatched the dog, it's a no-go zone politically. Shut your stupid fuckface up and tell it in a book some day. Dumbass.

(Actually doesn't the current WH have a small and somewhat exploitable problem with having to put down their dogs? How convenient this slag opens her mouth about how we're all just dog killers on BOTH sides of the aisle. I hate these fools.)

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 10:57 PM (lX8VI)

140 It turned out that all tanks, regardless of race, nationality, or creed, were more vulnerable to drone attacks than expected.

For anyone that isn't an idiot one of the first lessons from the Uke war was "if the enemy can see you the enemy can kill you".

However, our Nat Sec state is fully of stupid people.
Posted by: 18-1

This is why the next advance in military technology will be a cloaking device.

An alternative would be a SEP (Somebody Else’s Problem) field, so people just ignore your weaponry.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 26, 2024 10:57 PM (VNX3d)

141 I watched an odd Germany movie called Paradise. Spoilers so...stop if you want to see it.

The basic setup is that a technocrat developed a way to take years from one person and give them to another and setup a company that acts as a broker in buying those years and then transferring them which gives her amazing wealth and power.

Shenanigans happen and a number of the characters learn doing this is wrong.

It seems they wanted this movie to be anti-capitalist or something but it comes across clearly anti-megapharma/anti-tech oligarch. The scenes where people are forced to "donate" years look exactly like the scenes were people were forced to get the clot shot.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 10:58 PM (ibTVg)

142 Dandy of an ONT, WD.
Kool-Aid was to die for.

Posted by: scampydog at April 26, 2024 10:58 PM (41CYW)

143 Uranium is "maybe not a good idea" to lick? Um....
Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 10:54 PM (ibTVg)

I read that as Ukrainium.

Posted by: spindrift at April 26, 2024 10:59 PM (aE5iv)

144 This is why the next advance in military technology will be a cloaking device.

I know China is working on this tech - they had a demo with a working protoptype in it. It being China I assume the demo was mostly a lie but...they are working on it...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 10:59 PM (ibTVg)

145 I think that if you destroy a dog that has become predatory, you keep it to yourself

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 11:01 PM (/7KEl)

146 When this is over Russia will have a well trained, blooded military and we'll have origami.

At least on casual review Russia has been far more innovative then the US/Europe/Ukes. It is NOT what anyone would have expected even 10 years ago.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 11:01 PM (ibTVg)

147 How does one write a "free dog" advertisement after a dog has bitten someone and killed livestock?

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 26, 2024 11:02 PM (JuA5P)

148 The people that will damn Noem for shooting a dog will ignore Obama eating many.

But...this was stupid on Noem's part.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 11:03 PM (ibTVg)

149 I don't get how a drone can defeat a main battle tank

well, maybe I can, but why aren't our tanks hardened against this

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 11:03 PM (/7KEl)

150 I think that if you destroy a dog that has become predatory, you keep it to yourself
Posted by: Don Black

If a human destroys a person who has become predatory, we should all chip in a get them some serious billboard space.

Posted by: Some Rat at April 26, 2024 11:03 PM (lSFt0)

151 131 You know what's lickable!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Carpet?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 26, 2024 10:53 PM (WXNFJ)

Hardwood …

Posted by: browndog looks around at April 26, 2024 11:04 PM (TTAGa)

152 This is why the next advance in military technology will be a cloaking device.
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I know China is working on this tech - they had a demo with a working protoptype in it. It being China I assume the demo was mostly a lie but...they are working on it...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 10:59 PM (ibTVg)

The White House staff wish they had a cloaking device. But they do have the MSM, so there's that.

Posted by: RickZ at April 26, 2024 11:05 PM (emlEe)

153 149

I'm imagining Panzerfausts dangling from drones. Anyone else?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 26, 2024 11:05 PM (roH4R)

154 I don't get how a drone can defeat a main battle tank

well, maybe I can, but why aren't our tanks hardened against this
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 11:03 PM (/7KEl)
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My guess is that, because the top deck armor on tanks isn't very thick, they're using drones to drop shaped charges on them.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 26, 2024 11:05 PM (Be/+i)

155 I don't get how a drone can defeat a main battle tank

well, maybe I can, but why aren't our tanks hardened against this
Posted by: Don Black

Don't think you can harden a tank against a 500 lb suicide drone.

Posted by: Some Rat at April 26, 2024 11:06 PM (lSFt0)

156 Greg Price @greg_price11
On Howard Stern's show today, Biden claimed...

- He saved 6 people from drowning as a lifeguard (Lie)
- He received "salacious pictures" from women in the 70s that he handed to Secret Service (Definitely a lie and senators don't have secret service protection)
- That he was arrested as a kid while standing with a black family on their porch as people were protesting desegregation. (Lie)
- That he was "runner-up in state scoring" in football. (Lie)

https://tinyurl.com/jjvzduae
audio of each quote session

Posted by: michelle fields at April 26, 2024 11:07 PM (vtyCZ)

157 My guess is that, because the top deck armor on tanks isn't very thick, they're using drones to drop shaped charges on them.

Or potential multiples - if the first hit just damages the armor hit the now weakened area immediately with a second...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 11:07 PM (ibTVg)

158 Evidently, FJB has licked the element "Stupidium".

Repeatedly.

Why, you'd think he thought it was an ice cream cone.

*pours bourbon*

ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 26, 2024 11:08 PM (e6UQI)

159 149 I don't get how a drone can defeat a main battle tank

well, maybe I can, but why aren't our tanks hardened against this
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 11:03 PM (/7KEl)
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The Abrams has never been threatened from the sky before.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 11:09 PM (lCWOD)

160 Apparently no one else has asked this. Is DC a bog, a fen, a marsh or a swamp?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 26, 2024 11:09 PM (w6EFb)

161 137
Evening, all. I'm about to settle into a game of gin rummy while we watch a couple of Lucy episodes. Wow, am I... whatever!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 26, 2024 10:56 PM (ny95y)

I'm listening to a baseball game on the radio, Mitch Hanniger just hit a grand slam homer. The sun is setting with the clouds obstructing the mountains. I had a couple beers with my fish and chips.

Lucy the Fink is wanting to play hide and seek.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2024 11:09 PM (cNUHy)

162 I’ve never thought that Noem was VP material. Trump has repeatedly said that the VP must be someone who can step right into the Presidency. Noem is not it. I can see her as the Sec of the Interior but VP? No.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 26, 2024 11:10 PM (1qIGW)

163 Apparently no one else has asked this. Is DC a bog, a fen, a marsh or a swamp?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 26, 2024 11:09 PM (w6EFb)

Yes.

Posted by: RickZ at April 26, 2024 11:10 PM (emlEe)

164 "Is DC a bog, a fen, a marsh or a swamp?"

Yes.

Posted by: Johnny Dollar at April 26, 2024 11:11 PM (89Sog)

165 I'm out, yall have fun

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on being wage slaves until they're 80 years old U GO GIRLS at April 26, 2024 11:11 PM (JuA5P)

166 Seems like Noem could have found a better way to deal with her problem dog. I am glad she's out. I didn't care for her, something always seemed too perfect about her.

Posted by: Megthered at April 26, 2024 11:11 PM (4acn+)

167 Apparently no one else has asked this. Is DC a bog, a fen, a marsh or a swamp?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

The correct answer is of course, "Shithole"

Posted by: Some Rat at April 26, 2024 11:11 PM (lSFt0)

168 >The Abrams has never been threatened from the sky before.

Posted by: Braenyard

did the designers not anticipate the enemy attacking tanks by air?

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 11:11 PM (/7KEl)

169 /off Insurance Investigator sock

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 26, 2024 11:11 PM (89Sog)

170 The Abrams has never been threatened from the sky before.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 11:09 PM (lCWOD)

They were designed with knowledge of Russian tank killer copters and their version of the A-10.

And I don’t think we provide foreign allies with the same tank outfitted as ours are .

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 11:13 PM (MNhXM)

171 On a lighter note, I just binge watched "Dead Boy Detective Agency" on Netflix. I found it to be a most enjoyable comedic/supernatural thriller. Plot is two young renegade ghosts set up an office to help lost ghosts cross over to the Afterlife.
Warning, it goes heavy on Teh Ghey, plus throws in a dose of Girl Power, but if you can put up with that you might enjoy it.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 26, 2024 11:13 PM (i6N8Y)

172 Apparently no one else has asked this. Is DC a bog, a fen, a marsh or a swamp?

Posted by: Miley

It’s hard to say. All that seems to grow there are government agencies and graft.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 26, 2024 11:13 PM (VNX3d)

173 Avs Jets 1-1 2nd

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 11:13 PM (/7KEl)

174 Noem didn't kill the dog, she only wounded it.

This was evident, when a couple weeks later, an angry and forlorn dog limped into the bar, and said:

"...I'm lookin' for the bitch that shot my paw!"

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 26, 2024 11:13 PM (e6UQI)

175 The Great Dismal Swamp was once 8 times larger than it is now. It might have been DC adjacent then.

Posted by: Drain the Swamp! at April 26, 2024 11:13 PM (V5BDR)

176 87 Polonium is best administered intravenously by umbrella.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 10:33 PM (bo7UB)

I thought that was Ricin?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 11:14 PM (Qn+B5)

177 156 Greg Price @greg_price11
On Howard Stern's show today, Biden claimed...

- He saved 6 people from drowning as a lifeguard (Lie)
- He received "salacious pictures" from women in the 70s that he handed to Secret Service (Definitely a lie and senators don't have secret service protection)
- That he was arrested as a kid while standing with a black family on their porch as people were protesting desegregation. (Lie)
- That he was "runner-up in state scoring" in football. (Lie)

https://tinyurl.com/jjvzduae
audio of each quote session
Posted by: michelle fields

He also made 18 straight holes in one at Augusta National! They begged him to never come back.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work, spinning tales at April 26, 2024 11:14 PM (naiw2)

178 I know China is working on this tech - they had a demo with a working protoptype in it. It being China I assume the demo was mostly a lie but...they are working on it...

---------

IIRC, there's a skyscraper in Hong Kong that can kind of disappear if you're looking at it from the proper angle and distance.

Each side is covered in LED panels interspersed by cameras. The cameras allow it to cast the view behind it onto the side facing the viewer. Instead of the building, you see what's behind the building.

Clever people, those Chinese.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 11:14 PM (bo7UB)

179 The Dewey Decimal System is our chief weapon.

Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at April 26, 2024 10:36 PM (b9Gb2)

That's Library of Congress, heretic!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 26, 2024 11:14 PM (w6EFb)

180 160 Apparently no one else has asked this. Is DC a bog, a fen, a marsh or a swamp?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Yes.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 26, 2024 11:15 PM (naiw2)

181 This video, recorded by a Webster police officer's body camera, shows Monroe County District Attorney Sandra Doorley; belligerent in traffic stop video, berating officer that she was the DA and didn't care...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk1JcMchHBY
-------------------------------

our betters

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 11:15 PM (lCWOD)

182 This video, recorded by a Webster police officer's body camera, shows Monroe County District Attorney Sandra Doorley; belligerent in traffic stop video, berating officer that she was the DA and didn't care...

I remember a little old lady doing the same thing, except not being the DA of course. She got tazed, cuffed, and arrested.

I give this cop credit he stuck with it where most would not have soon as they figured out who she was. But already he was treating her in a privileged way...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 11:18 PM (ibTVg)

183 166. Noem grew up on a 10,000 acre ranch and hunting property. In the middle of nowhere S.Dakota. I understand the rational for euthanizing the dog but some things are better left out of a nationally published book.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 26, 2024 11:18 PM (1qIGW)

184 "It's a retarded move. I cannot believe one of her campaign team did not have an ounce of humanity and ask 'Maybe you should consider ma'am just shutting the fuck up about shooting a dog?'"

She probably figured that the story was going to come out sooner or later, so it would be best that her version set the terms of the discussion.

And am I the only one who finds it odd that the hard left, which supports killing humans up to the moment of birth, goes ballistic over killing a dog?

Posted by: Nemo at April 26, 2024 11:20 PM (S6ArX)

185 Biden was FOR segregation, he was proud of it, and it's a matter of record. It's impossible to believe these people are even real.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 11:22 PM (lX8VI)

186 Biden is the last Dixiecrat. Those people that supposedly switched parties or something.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 11:22 PM (ibTVg)

187 And am I the only one who finds it odd that the hard left, which supports killing humans up to the moment of birth, goes ballistic over killing a dog?
Posted by: Nemo

Intellectual consistency and logic is not their strong suit.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 26, 2024 11:22 PM (WXNFJ)

188 Polonium is best administered intravenously by umbrella.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 10:33 PM (bo7UB)
----

I thought that was Ricin?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 11:14 PM (Qn+B5)

Bulgarian defector Georgi Markov, London, September, 1978. Bulgarian intelligence was the KGB's own 'Murder, Inc.' hit squad. Bulgaria set up the hit on Pope John Paul II in 1981.

Posted by: RickZ at April 26, 2024 11:22 PM (emlEe)

189 He was going to get his laptop fixed
but Hunter got high, but Hunter got high, but Hunter got high,
He wasn't gonna show all them d*ck p*cs
but Hunter got high, Hunter got high, Hunter got high,
He wasn't gonna mess with them hoes
but Hunter got high, Hunter got high, Hunter got high,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgLD1yhxNik

it's a winner

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 11:23 PM (lCWOD)

190 2-1 Jets PP goal

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 11:26 PM (/7KEl)

191 Typical drone attack on a tank flies a shaped charge, about equal to an RPG, into a track or the engine compartment. This immobilizes the tank and the crew abandons it. If the tank is very lucky, it can be recovered and repaired later. Typical fate is for the abandoned tank to be pelted with grenades from more drones after the attack is over. Most spectacular is when a drone manages to drop a grenade into an open top hatch and set off the ammo inside.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 26, 2024 11:26 PM (i6N8Y)

192 Good evening morons and gracias wd

I've been on boards with doctors and lawyers and they were all generally insufferable pricks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 26, 2024 11:27 PM (RIvkX)

193 For the ham radio people. The MFJ company is closing down next month along with its sister companies. They will continue to sell the existing stock and will offer product support. Just FYI. There is probably more info about this on their website.

Posted by: JTB at April 26, 2024 11:27 PM (zudum)

194 Off, armless sock.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 26, 2024 11:30 PM (vtyCZ)

195 For the ham radio people. The MFJ company is closing down next month along with its sister companies.

Wow. They've been an institution in the field. Sad loss. Damn you, Orangeman!

Posted by: Oddbob at April 26, 2024 11:30 PM (/y8xj)

196 And am I the only one who finds it odd that the hard left, which supports killing humans up to the moment of birth, goes ballistic over killing a dog?
Posted by: Nemo

Intellectual consistency and logic is not their strong suit.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 26, 2024 11:22 PM (WXNFJ)

The Left believes animals are worth more than humans since they despise humans. But they tend to use whatever is convenient, and a story during an election year about killing a dog is certainly convenient.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 11:31 PM (lX8VI)

197 187 And am I the only one who finds it odd that the hard left, which supports killing humans up to the moment of birth, goes ballistic over killing a dog?
Posted by: Nemo

Intellectual consistency and logic is not their strong suit.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 26, 2024 11:22 PM (WXNFJ)

I don't follow.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein, Brattleboro People's Abortion Supercenter and No-Kill Animal Shelter at April 26, 2024 11:32 PM (8y/iU)

198 Friggin' awesome.content!
Id of been here sooner but my neighbor was trying to get me drunk for my birthday.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2024 11:32 PM (W/lyH)

199 The Avalanche and the Jets are my two favorite teams. Pretty hard to choose between them. Can't they both win?

Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Big Sky Country at April 26, 2024 11:33 PM (4SYnO)

200 I have never...ever...understood the periodic table.
Pisses me off too.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2024 11:37 PM (W/lyH)

201 BTTF dork should be hired to do something useful. Get a job, boy!

Note: not that he needs one, obviously.

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 26, 2024 11:41 PM (pDQ/8)

202 Happy Birthday Diogenes! You are spelling everything correctly so your neighbor clearly failed in his job....

Posted by: SimoHayha at April 26, 2024 11:42 PM (N/k1H)

203 Advertising from Guyana

Koliigde Kidz these daze

Posted by: Not at the University of Miklos, though at April 26, 2024 11:42 PM (oGyF9)

204 Happy birthday, Diogenes.
*hoists glass of George Dickel *

Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Big Sky Country at April 26, 2024 11:43 PM (4SYnO)

205 I had chickens a while ago, and one day my great Pyrenees "played" with the rooster too hard. I think the rooster was trying to protect the flock.

In any event, my dog hid the carcass in the doghouse, and tried to pretend nothing was wrong. I was quite worried I'd have to put my dog down, but I think it scared my dog so much he didn't play with the chickens again. Still have the dog, thankfully, though the chickens have moved on.

Posted by: SimoHayha at April 26, 2024 11:44 PM (N/k1H)

206 2-1 Jets end 2nd

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 11:44 PM (/7KEl)

207 Also, the "bog" is brit-slang fer the terlit area.

Posted by: Miklos so attests at April 26, 2024 11:44 PM (oGyF9)

208 Happy Birthday Diogenes! You are spelling everything correctly so your neighbor clearly failed in his job....
Posted by: SimoHayha at April 26, 2024 11:42 PM (N/k1H)

Thanxs.
Neighbor is retired Navy and, well lets face it, can't hold his liquor that well.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2024 11:45 PM (W/lyH)

209 Happy birthday, Diogenes.
*hoists glass of George Dickel *
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Big Sky Country at April 26, 2024 11:43 PM (4SYnO)

Thanxs!
Doing Buffalo Trace here.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2024 11:47 PM (W/lyH)

210 I have never...ever...understood the periodic table.
Pisses me off too.
Posted by: Diogenes
------
Same. But I blame the pretty brunette that I sat next to. I tried, but couldn't bond.
And HBD, Diogenes.

Posted by: scampydog at April 26, 2024 11:48 PM (41CYW)

211 Buffalo Trace is one of my favorites. Cheers

Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Big Sky Country at April 26, 2024 11:48 PM (4SYnO)

212 Biden reveals heartrending details of how he planned to kill himself after first wife and daughter died in 1972 crash

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 11:49 PM (/7KEl)

213 It wouldn't surprise me in the least to find out that McDonald's was a CIA operation to put LSD and other narcotics in our takeout food to study behavior and create aggressive social interaction within our communities.

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 26, 2024 11:49 PM (pDQ/8)

214 "It is the only time in history a naval fleet has been defeated by a cavalry charge"

You wasn't there that time Marleen, Charleen, and Darleen swam out to the jon boat.

We was just fishing, and here they come scaring all the fish.

Posted by: Miklos and Bubba Jr so recall at April 26, 2024 11:49 PM (oGyF9)

215 Also, the "bog" is brit-slang fer the terlit area.
Posted by: Miklos so attests

So a Brit "bog" is a toilet.

Something "bog-standard" is ordinary.

There's a company named "American Standard."

They make toilets.

You may hit the bong now.

Posted by: mikeski at April 26, 2024 11:51 PM (DgGvY)

216 and create aggressive social interaction within our communities.
Posted by: Mr. Bone
--------
Aggressive behavior?

Posted by: A word please, Waffle House at April 26, 2024 11:51 PM (41CYW)

217 Same. But I blame the pretty brunette that I sat next to. I tried, but couldn't bond.
And HBD, Diogenes.
Posted by: scampydog at April 26, 2024 11:48 PM (41CYW)

Clearly her outer covalences weren't merging with your inner covalences.
That said my biology lab partner was a redhead and smokin'! Sadly we never pollinated.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2024 11:53 PM (W/lyH)

218 Boeing Strikes Again
Boeing’s Ground Launched Small Diameter Bombs (GLSDB), were sent to Ukraine to help them hit targets at twice the distance reachable by current rockets. ...We sent it to the Ukrainians. It didn’t work. It didn’t work for multiple reasons including EMI [Electromagnetic interference] environment...
_telegraph

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 11:53 PM (lCWOD)

219 Evening, WD, and Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2024 11:53 PM (8zz6B)

220 193 For the ham radio people. The MFJ company is closing down next month along with its sister companies. They will continue to sell the existing stock and will offer product support. Just FYI. There is probably more info about this on their website.

Posted by: JTB at April 26, 2024 11:27 PM (zudum)

WOW! No more "Mighty Fine Junk"? Just kidding, I've bought several of their products and thought I got good value for the money.

The founder of the company is a Chinese-American gentleman named Martin F. Jue, with the company name, MFJ, being his initials. The company is based in Mississippi, and Mr. Jue's family has apparently been there for a few generations, as he has a deep southern accent. I've chatted with him a few times at their booth at Dayton, and it always makes me chuckle to hear this little old Chinese dude sounding like a cracker.

Posted by: BillyD at April 26, 2024 11:54 PM (F6Xpw)

221 I don't follow.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein, Brattleboro People's Abortion Supercenter and No-Kill Animal Shelter at

That was not Mary!!!

She had a bit much of her Mary's Hard Kombucha, and is resting.

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at April 26, 2024 11:55 PM (oGyF9)

222 Hard-core conservatives who consider Noem a squish/traitor, and leftists who despise Republicans on principle, are piling on her from both directions.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 26, 2024 10:13 PM (g0Y4p)

She did what she had to do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2024 11:56 PM (8zz6B)

223 212 Biden reveals heartrending details of how he planned to kill himself after first wife and daughter died in 1972 crash

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 11:49 PM (/7KEl)

Sad, a real missed opportunity.

Posted by: BillyD at April 26, 2024 11:57 PM (F6Xpw)

224 "It is the only time in history a naval fleet has been defeated by a cavalry charge"

Acksually....
In Desert Storm two tanks of the 1st Infantry Division Cav rolled up to the shores of the Persian Gulf in Kuwait and took two Iraqi gun boats under fire and sunk both.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2024 11:57 PM (W/lyH)

225 You may hit the bong now.
Posted by: mikeski

In my day, the professor had to take an ironic bite of an apple before we could ask if we could "pot" from him.

Posted by: My Delta name is Miklos (Tri-Delt is Tiffani) at April 26, 2024 11:57 PM (oGyF9)

226 Greetings Horde

Zero days to retirement.....for now...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 26, 2024 11:58 PM (QGaXH)

227 Pretty much anything solid or liquid is lickable. At least once.

The gases?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:20 PM (Qn+B5)

Licking mercury would be reasonably safe. Don't swallow a lot, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2024 11:58 PM (8zz6B)

228 Aggressive behavior?
Posted by: A word please, Waffle House

All quiet at our location.

Except for Shawanda

That girl a trip

Posted by: Miklos, Waffle House parking valet at April 27, 2024 12:00 AM (oGyF9)

229 Zero days to retirement.....for now...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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Cheers. Your rascal. Enjoy it.

Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2024 12:00 AM (41CYW)

230 Thunderstorm overhead right now, and it can't decide if it wants to rain or snow on me.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 26, 2024 10:23 PM (dZVON)

I could see plenty of lightning from down here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2024 12:00 AM (8zz6B)

231 ...we're taking genetically modified organisms and we're injecting them into little kids arms, we just shoot 'em right into the veins...
_Bill Gates https://youtu.be/9zasEF-_sJs?t=7

FDA finds covid vaccine may causes seizure in toddlers.
https://shorturl.at/tACMP

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 12:01 AM (lCWOD)

232 230 Thunderstorm overhead right now, and it can't decide if it wants to rain or snow on me.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 26, 2024 10:23 PM (dZVON)

I could see plenty of lightning from down here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2024 12:00 AM
=-----------------

If only a way to trap that moisture.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 12:02 AM (lCWOD)

233 Pretty much anything solid or liquid is lickable. At least once.

"would suggest flagpole as an exception, but hard to speak"

Posted by: that kid at April 27, 2024 12:02 AM (oGyF9)

234 Pretty much anything solid or liquid is lickable. At least once.

The gases?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:20 PM (Qn+B5)

There's a pull my finger joke here somewhere...

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 12:02 AM (W/lyH)

235 >>>$20 for 10 minutes with the Oompa-Loompa, same as downtown

>Somebody forgot to mention the rock of crack cocaine that encourages this behavior.

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 27, 2024 12:02 AM (pDQ/8)

236 Zero days to retirement.....for now...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
-----------
Cheers. Your rascal. Enjoy it.
Posted by: scampydog

Enjoy it while you can

Posted by: Bidenomics at April 27, 2024 12:03 AM (oGyF9)

237 Happy Birthday, Diogenes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2024 12:04 AM (Qn+B5)

238 Personally, I have decided to retire as may times as I have quit smoking.

Posted by: Miklos never picks the wrong week to quit drinking at April 27, 2024 12:06 AM (oGyF9)

239 *hoists glass of George Dickel *

Good stuff, Pug.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 27, 2024 12:06 AM (R4t5M)

240 Anything is lickable if you have been Triple Dog Dared.

Posted by: Ralphie at April 27, 2024 12:07 AM (i6N8Y)

241 Zero days to retirement.....for now...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
-----------
Cheers. Your rascal. Enjoy it.
Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2024 12:00 AM (41CYW)
***

Woohoo!
Now you're a consultant!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 12:07 AM (W/lyH)

242 2-2 Avs MacKinnon PP goal

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 12:07 AM (/7KEl)

243 HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIOGENES!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 27, 2024 12:08 AM (0mizX)

244 Biden tells a lot of stories similar to Andy Devine's character in the Twilight Zone episode Hocus Pocus and Frisby.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0734573

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2024 12:08 AM (63Dwl)

245 Blood on the ice

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 12:09 AM (/7KEl)

246 Happy Birthday, Diogenes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2024 12:04 AM (Qn+B5)

Thanxs!
Another trip around the sun!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 12:09 AM (W/lyH)

247 Anonymous Rogue. Congratulations. CHEERS!

Diogenes. *pours bar code generic bourbon* Hey, it'll make you REALLY appreciate that Buffalo Trace! Happy Birthday, Moron!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2024 12:09 AM (e6UQI)

248 Let's set the record straight here.

For many years, I nerdishly corrected those who said Kool-Ade was used at Jonestown that, no, it was Flav-r-Ade (sp?).

But more recently, I discovered that both brands were employed, mostly Flav-r-Ade but some Kool-Ade, too. (Probably Jones & the Elite got the top-shelf brand.)

I told this to JJ Sefton a while back, when he used the Kool-Ade pitcher character in a Morning Report graphic. He wisely noted that Flav-r-Ade had no iconic cartoon character to meme with. So, facts be damned, it's Kool-Ade for mass murder-suicide pictorial memes as in the hilarious 🫣 graphic above.

Now, I shall never speak of this again. (Burns nerd card.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - pixy stix ftw at April 27, 2024 12:09 AM (L6R40)

249 4 min major on WPG

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 12:10 AM (/7KEl)

250 Personally, I have decided to retire as may times as I have quit smoking.
Posted by: Miklos
-----------

It’s Easy to Quit Smoking. I’ve Done It a Thousand Times.

Posted by: Mark Twain at April 27, 2024 12:10 AM (XeU6L)

251 Thank you Nurse!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 12:11 AM (W/lyH)

252 HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIOGENES!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Now legal to buy likker in all 57 states!

Posted by: Miklos still gets asked for ID by youthful idiots at April 27, 2024 12:11 AM (oGyF9)

253 Thanxs!
Another trip around the sun!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 12:09 AM (W/lyH)

Well then, watch where you're walking. If you don't, you'll trip, fall and break a hip.

Posted by: RickZ at April 27, 2024 12:12 AM (emlEe)

254 AOP, I hope your cold is resolved

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 12:12 AM (RIvkX)

255 So, facts be damned, it's Kool-Ade for mass murder-suicide pictorial memes as in the hilarious 🫣 graphic above.

Now, I shall never speak of this again. (Burns nerd card.)
Posted by: mindful webworker
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Literary license.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2024 12:12 AM (XeU6L)

256 So, facts be damned, it's Kool-Ade for mass murder-suicide pictorial memes as in the hilarious 🫣 graphic above.

Now, I shall never speak of this again. (Burns nerd card.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - pixy stix ftw

EAT ZE BUGZ

Posted by: just do it, peoples, OR ELSE at April 27, 2024 12:13 AM (oGyF9)

257 3-2 Avs

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 12:14 AM (/7KEl)

258 Literary license.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2024 12:12 AM (XeU6

Or, in the academic community, a fraud card.

Posted by: RickZ at April 27, 2024 12:14 AM (emlEe)

259 Anything is lickable if you have been Triple Dog Dared.
Posted by: Ralphie at April 27, 2024 12:07 AM (i6N8Y)

Oh yeah!!!!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 27, 2024 12:15 AM (lX8VI)

260 If only a way to trap that moisture.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 12:02 AM (lCWOD)

There is quite a network of dams and reservoirs in that hill country. One thing Arizona does well is manage water.

And Happy Birthday to you, Diogenes!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2024 12:15 AM (8zz6B)

261
Another trip around the sun!
Posted by: Diogenes

Did you see the eclipse?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2024 12:15 AM (63Dwl)

262 Diogenes. *pours bar code generic bourbon* Hey, it'll make you REALLY appreciate that Buffalo Trace! Happy Birthday, Moron!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
***

Heh!
Thanks my friend.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 12:16 AM (W/lyH)

263 AOP, I hope your cold is resolved
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 12:12 AM (RIvkX)

Well, it's on the long tail of the decay curve, now. I can function almost normally.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2024 12:17 AM (8zz6B)

264 Biden planned to kill himself in 1972?

Anybody got a DeLorean we could make into a time machine?

Posted by: PabloD at April 27, 2024 12:17 AM (m0FOZ)

265 FUN FACT

I was watching Early season Saturday Night Live, live, on a Saturday night when the first reports of the Jonestown situation started to come in.

They interrupted SNL, then returned to SNL, I thought it was part of the show.

Posted by: Miklos is old enough at April 27, 2024 12:17 AM (oGyF9)

266 Biden reveals heartrending details of how he planned to kill himself after first wife and daughter died in 1972 crash
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 11:49 PM (/7KEl)

Jiminy Cricket this guy is worse than Obama for making everything about himself.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 27, 2024 12:17 AM (lX8VI)

267 Anything is lickable if you have been Triple Dog Dared.
Posted by: Ralphie at April 27, 2024 12:07 AM (i6N8Y)
---
Oh yeah!!!!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 27, 2024 12:15 AM (lX8VI)

Had a nightmare visual of Nancy and Joey sharing an ice cream cone.

Posted by: RickZ at April 27, 2024 12:18 AM (emlEe)

268 For some good news, the channel at the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse has been cleared enough after only one month that the first ship was able to get out of Baltimore yesterday.

Posted by: Ralphie at April 27, 2024 12:18 AM (i6N8Y)

269 Way to ruin a good line Nance

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2024 12:18 AM (lX8VI)

270 Anything is lickable if you have been Triple Dog Dared.
Posted by: Ralphie

Oh yeah!!!!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi

Now I need to go pour some Buffalo Trace. Or similar, since I gots no Buffalo Trace.

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024 12:18 AM (DgGvY)

271 HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIOGENES!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Now legal to buy likker in all 57 states!
Posted by: Miklos still gets asked for ID by youthful idiots at April 27, 2024 12:11 AM (oGyF9)

Heeeeyyy!!!
Nurse and I are just friends!
Oh.
You meant liquor.
Ok
Never mind.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 12:19 AM (W/lyH)

272 Well, it's on the long tail of the decay curve, now. I can function almost normally.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Hoarse paste

Hoarse whisky

Posted by: Hoarse Doc Miklos at April 27, 2024 12:19 AM (oGyF9)

273 I smile to myself every time I think a) Monty Python was once the coolest of the cool for hip young liberals b) some of them still think they are huge leftists c) nearly all of their humor would cause them to be protested violently by today's hip young leftists. Kind like their noble heroes JFK and Martin Luther King would be despised by them if they had ever learned about them

Posted by: azjaeger at April 27, 2024 12:19 AM (3/XaG)

274 Off, eye-shooting sock!

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 27, 2024 12:20 AM (i6N8Y)

275 Jonestown is really interesting in how it is related. I did not know about them murdering a congressman and his entire retinue until many years after I had heard about the mass suicide.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2024 12:20 AM (Qn+B5)

276 Way to ruin a good line Nance
Posted by: ...
---------
Line? Speaking my language, Nance.

Posted by: Hunter at April 27, 2024 12:20 AM (41CYW)

277 4-2 COL

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 12:20 AM (/7KEl)

278 They interrupted SNL, then returned to SNL, I thought it was part of the show.
Posted by: Miklos is old enough at April 27, 2024 12:17 AM (oGyF9)

===
I remember that. The first reports were that shots had been fired at Rep. Leo Ryan and his party at some sh*thole airport.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 12:21 AM (RIvkX)

279 Leo Ryan was killed but Jackie Speier only got winged.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 12:22 AM (RIvkX)

280 Way to ruin a good line Nance
Posted by: ...

Not the first time

Posted by: Hunter B. at April 27, 2024 12:22 AM (oGyF9)

281 266 Biden reveals heartrending details of how he planned to kill himself after first wife and daughter died in 1972 crash

One of his earliest failures to do something good for America

Posted by: azjaeger at April 27, 2024 12:22 AM (3/XaG)

282 Better go to sleep now. Gotta get up and join the coffee & prayer thread. MiladyJo just set up the coffee machine for the morning, and the ground coffee smell fills the house. Mmm.

https://youtu.be/zTbJBnkRkFo

💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - pixy stix ftw at April 27, 2024 12:23 AM (L6R40)

283 And Happy Birthday to you, Diogenes!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2024 12:15 AM (8zz6B)

Thanxs! Cheers!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 12:23 AM (W/lyH)

284 Jiminy Cricket this guy is worse than Obama for making everything about himself.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 27, 2024 12:17 AM (lX8VI)

Joey's a moronic braggart. Barry is a narcissistic selfie-taker. The one of him looking seriously ponderous while sitting in the seat where Rosa Parks sat was vomit-inducing.

In other words, Joey's old school and Barry's new school braggadocio/narcissism.

Posted by: RickZ at April 27, 2024 12:23 AM (emlEe)

285 I do not have a literary license

But I do got a Liberry Card

Posted by: Miklos is still struggling wiath basic liTERACY at April 27, 2024 12:25 AM (oGyF9)

286 "As we can clearly see according to our government and mainstream media. The police were attacked in Newtownmountkennedy by residents standing in their front garden. Shocking..."

https://tinyurl.com/4d499kyj twitter

Posted by: 13times at April 27, 2024 12:25 AM (lUZXP)

287 Leo Ryan was killed but Jackie Speier only got winged.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 12:22 AM (RIvkX)

(valiantly resists pulling on Michele Fields sock)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2024 12:26 AM (8zz6B)

288 Hey, I forgot Eagle Rare was basically Buffalo Trace Plus. So I have that.

* raises glass to Diogenes' birfday *

* and again, to forgetting that Pelosi comment *

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024 12:26 AM (DgGvY)

289 Does liberry make a good pie?

Posted by: RickZ at April 27, 2024 12:27 AM (emlEe)

290 (valiantly resists pulling on Michele Fields sock)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2024 12:26 AM (8zz6B)
===

I served that up on a silver platter!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 12:27 AM (RIvkX)

291 *throws wadded up whaddaburger bag outta car winda*

"Litteracy" I can haz it!

*typical self-centered schlub from EVERY generation.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2024 12:28 AM (e6UQI)

292 5-2 COL

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 12:29 AM (/7KEl)

293 Hey, I forgot Eagle Rare was basically Buffalo Trace Plus. So I have that.

* raises glass to Diogenes' birfday *

* and again, to forgetting that Pelosi comment *
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024 12:26 AM (DgGvY)

Eagle Rare.p is a good whiskey!
Cheers!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 12:30 AM (W/lyH)

294 * raises glass to Diogenes' birfday *

Posted by: mikeski

We would raise a glass, but...

Posted by: Miklos and the other Four Yorkshiremen at April 27, 2024 12:33 AM (oGyF9)

295 268 For some good news, the channel at the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse has been cleared enough after only one month that the first ship was able to get out of Baltimore yesterday.
Posted by: Ralphie at April 27, 2024 12:18 AM (i6N8Y)

That it took a month to clear, shows how far we have fallen...

Should have been a couple of days.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2024 12:33 AM (xaFKb)

296 whaddaburger
---------
mmmmmmm.... 6 years since I've had one. Which is a helluva lot longer than Sheryl Crow and her three damned nights.

Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2024 12:33 AM (41CYW)

297 (valiantly resists pulling on Michele Fields sock)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Socks I can use.

Gloves not so much.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 27, 2024 12:34 AM (oGyF9)

298 Eagle Rare.p is a good whiskey!
Cheers!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 12:30 AM (W/lyH)

*checks glass...empty again*

Must type better!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 12:35 AM (W/lyH)

299 3rd period in Denver is very hard on visiting teams

oxygen deprivation
40% less oxygen than at sea level

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 12:35 AM (/7KEl)

300 Hey, Diogenes, Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 27, 2024 12:36 AM (9yWhg)

301 Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 27, 2024 12:34 AM (oGyF9)
===

Miklos FTW

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2024 12:36 AM (RIvkX)

302 3rd period in Denver is very hard on visiting teams

oxygen deprivation
40% less oxygen than at sea level
Posted by: Don Black

Is that their government's excuse?

Voters, too?

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024 12:36 AM (DgGvY)

303 6-3 Avs
empty net goal

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 12:37 AM (/7KEl)

304 COL 5 3rd pd goals

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 12:38 AM (/7KEl)

305 oxygen deprivation
40% less oxygen than at sea level
Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 12:35 AM (/7KEl)

All the pot smoke has crowded out the oxygen molecules.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2024 12:39 AM (8zz6B)

306 Hey, Diogenes, Happy Birthday!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 27, 2024 12:36 AM (9yWhg)

Danke Dude!
Biers on me!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 12:39 AM (W/lyH)

307 I should have known that JJ Abrahms got that stupid space cavalry charge nonsense in Rise of Skywalker from the French.

I am so glad I never watched that 'fertilizer'!

Posted by: JB1000 at April 27, 2024 12:39 AM (mRTZb)

308 Tucker's supposed to be talking about Teddy Roosevelt and I'm sure he will but so far he's spent 11 minutes talking about hunting with dogs and nature.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ0JX-XwdD4

Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2024 12:41 AM (lCWOD)

309 Thank you everyone for retirement (for now) well wishes...folks at work said the over/under (?) is six months and I'll be back...LOL!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 27, 2024 12:41 AM (QGaXH)

310 aaaand the Jets lose their temper

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 12:42 AM (/7KEl)

311 aaaand the Jets lose their temper
Posted by: Don Black

They're Canadian. They'll apologize after the game.

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024 12:47 AM (DgGvY)

312 291 *throws wadded up whaddaburger bag outta car winda*

"Litteracy" I can haz it!

*typical self-centered schlub from EVERY generation.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2024 12:28 AM (e6UQI)

Puts locating/visiting western-most whaddaburger on retirement to-do list, right next to westernmost Buccees...(apologies for spelling)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 27, 2024 12:47 AM (QGaXH)

313 Night all!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2024 12:48 AM (W/lyH)

314 COL wins 6-2

then the fights started
blood on the ice
"we will rock you" blasting on the PA
glorious

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 12:48 AM (/7KEl)

315 DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY NEVER TOLD ANY JOKES AT JONESTOWN?

THE PUNCHLINES WERE TOO LONG!

Posted by: NOT BEN ROTHLISBERGER at April 27, 2024 12:50 AM (tjZg/)

316 THE PUNCHLINES WERE TOO LONG!
Posted by: NOT BEN ROTHLISBERGER at April 27, 2024 12:50 AM (tjZg/)

Heh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2024 12:51 AM (8zz6B)

317 Well, I am going to get an early one. Was up fairly early today, and have been on the go most of the day. Need some sleep. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2024 12:52 AM (8zz6B)

318 THE PUNCHLINES WERE TOO LONG!

*groan*

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 12:52 AM (njWTi)

319 Must type better!
Posted by: Diogenes

This One KNOWS

Posted by: 29+ Lysdexic theorists say YES at April 27, 2024 12:53 AM (oGyF9)

320 'Night, AOP

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 12:53 AM (njWTi)

321 315 THE PUNCHLINES WERE TOO LONG!
Posted by: NOT BEN ROTHLISBERGER at April 27, 2024 12:50 AM (tjZg/)

SNORT!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 27, 2024 12:53 AM (QGaXH)

322 Happy Friday, Horde!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 27, 2024 12:58 AM (Sgq8y)

323 Don Black has left the building.

Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2024 01:01 AM (/7KEl)

324 ...Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Be PICKY. Make sure you find a Buc-ee's of at least 50,000 sq. ft., with about 200 or more pumps out front.

THEN, you'll have taken in the actual Buc-cee's experience.

The lesser ones do not convey the same snap, crackle or pop.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2024 01:04 AM (e6UQI)

325 113 107 Bum Farto was born in 1919, so if he's still on the lam he's 105 years old. I salute his persistence.
Posted by: Duck! Dodge! Hide! at April 26, 2024 10:40 PM (V5BDR)

Lord! It's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!

Posted by: Warden Samuel Norton at April 27, 2024 01:04 AM (RCAte)

326 200 I have never...ever...understood the periodic table.

I understand it now and again.

Posted by: Warden Samuel Norton at April 27, 2024 01:07 AM (RCAte)

327 THE PUNCHLINES WERE TOO LONG!

*groan*
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 12:52 AM (njWTi)

You're groaning and I'm laughing. I don't know what that says about me other than I laugh at dumb humor. Must be my 3 Stooges/Bugs Bunny wasted youth education.

Posted by: RickZ at April 27, 2024 01:15 AM (emlEe)

328 Happy Friday, Horde!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Gutenfreitagungsakeitungskeitungs!

Posted by: Miklos von un zu Miklostein at April 27, 2024 01:15 AM (oGyF9)

329 308 Who got shot?

-K Noem, D Cheney

Posted by: Bete at April 27, 2024 01:15 AM (LX4y3)

330 You're groaning and I'm laughing. I don't know what that says about me other than I laugh at dumb humor. Must be my 3 Stooges/Bugs Bunny wasted youth education.
Posted by: RickZ
----------

After seeing the *heh* and *snort* comments, I figure I'm the oddball here. LOL.

Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was...

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 01:18 AM (njWTi)

331 THE PUNCHLINES WERE TOO LONG!

*groan*
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 12:52 AM (njWTi)

You're groaning and I'm laughing. I don't know what that says about me other than I laugh at dumb humor. Must be my 3 Stooges/Bugs Bunny wasted youth education.
Posted by: RickZ

My wife likes to talk after sex, ya know?

Last night she called me from Vegas

Posted by: Miklos Dangerfield, nervously loosing tie at April 27, 2024 01:18 AM (oGyF9)

332 Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was...
Posted by: JQ

Fun Fact

David Byrne owes me a beer

Posted by: Miklos is owed a Dixie Longneck beer at April 27, 2024 01:20 AM (oGyF9)

333 Last night she called me from Vegas

Posted by: Miklos Dangerfield, nervously loosing tie at April 27, 2024 01:18 AM (oGyF9)

Collect.

"Will you accept the charges?"

"Only if it's first degree murder."

Posted by: RickZ at April 27, 2024 01:20 AM (emlEe)

334 After seeing the *heh* and *snort* comments, I figure I'm the oddball here. LOL.
Posted by: JQ

Humor is subjective. I consider a "golf clap" post a bigger reward than a belly laugh. Means my Dad Joke game is on-point.

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024 01:23 AM (DgGvY)

335 Fun Fact

David Byrne owes me a beer
Posted by: Miklos is owed a Dixie Longneck beer
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Stop Making Sense. Good times.

Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2024 01:34 AM (41CYW)

336 Humor is subjective. I consider a "golf clap" post a bigger reward than a belly laugh. Means my Dad Joke game is on-point.
Posted by: mikesk

Either or both are acceptable.

Posted by: Miklos is as Miklos does at April 27, 2024 01:36 AM (oGyF9)

337 Hey Bete, How are you doing? Haven't seen you in quite a while.

Gesundheit, Miklos!!

{{JQ}} How are you holding up?? I think of you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 27, 2024 01:37 AM (Sgq8y)

338 Humor is subjective.

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2024 01:23 AM (Dg

True. I also find it doesn't cross language/culture lines much, either. Monty Python and a few select others manage to do so, but it's rare. When was the last time somebody said that a movie was a really good German comedy? There's been more comedy out of Germany thanks to all the 'Downfall' parodies . . . .

I've watched a few Brit comedians on YouTube where I didn't find very much funny but the audience were hysterically laughing.

I don't like stupid dumb humor, but sophisticated dumb humor I enjoy. Bob Hope was one of those 'sophisticated dumb humor' guys with a machine gun delivery.

Posted by: RickZ at April 27, 2024 01:37 AM (emlEe)

339 Stop Making Sense. Good times.
Posted by: scampydog

I pay, and they don't.

Same as it ever was.

Posted by: Miklos is as Miklos knows at April 27, 2024 01:38 AM (oGyF9)

340 {{Debby}}

Hey. Hangin' on. Trying to find my sense of humor. Left it around here, somewhere...

How are you?

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 01:40 AM (njWTi)

341 Stop Making Sense. Good times.
Posted by: scampydog

I pay, and they don't.

Same as it ever was.
Posted by: Miklos is as Miklos knows
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The days go by.

Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2024 01:41 AM (41CYW)

342 Also Roy Disney died owing me two (2) beers.

He was based, daughter not so much.

Posted by: Miklos thinks Carnegie had the Right Idea about inheritance at April 27, 2024 01:41 AM (oGyF9)

343 They all say that sh*t ever since St. George:
'I can't breathe:' Bodycam captures handcuffed black man Frank Tyson's final words as police knelt on his back

https://mol.im/a/13353567

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is haha glass #02 at April 27, 2024 01:42 AM (qfLjt)

344 I've watched a few Brit comedians on YouTube where I didn't find very much funny but the audience were hysterically laughing.
Posted by: RickZ
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Brit humor gets me but I often am the only one laughing at it in my circle of idiots.

Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2024 01:43 AM (41CYW)

345 The days go by.
Posted by: scampydog

This is not my Beautiful house

Posted by: Miklos doing the arm thing and pay for the beer, rich famous asshoe at April 27, 2024 01:44 AM (oGyF9)

346 73 Another great selection of memes WD.
Thank you.
Posted by: Ciampino
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[faintly wonders if Ciampino was associated with the atomic chart item]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2024 10:26 PM (XeU6L)
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No but I like it. Tells you don't have to wear gloves for everything. My daughter at HS was told to glove up to handle magnesium ribbon for goodness sake. For all I know that Chem teacher had Mg alloy wheels on his car.

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is haha glass #03 at April 27, 2024 01:45 AM (qfLjt)

347 This is not my Beautiful house
Posted by: Miklos doing the arm thing and pay for the beer, rich famous asshoe

There is water at the bottom of the ocean!

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 01:46 AM (njWTi)

348 This is not my Beautiful house
Posted by: Miklos
-------
Say.....did you notice there is water flowing under the ground at that beautiful house?

Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2024 01:46 AM (41CYW)

349 It has been Friday since Wednesday here.

Sometimes, I feel sorry for all you Peoples.

Posted by: Miklos doing his own interpretation of the Mayan Calendar at April 27, 2024 01:48 AM (oGyF9)

350 Walmart heir Rob Walton is stepping down from the retailer's board after four decades

https://tinyurl.com/yc6b43ec

Posted by: Ciampino - won't be Waltonmart? at April 27, 2024 01:52 AM (qfLjt)

351 Walmart heir Rob Walton is stepping down from the retailer's board after four decades

https://tinyurl.com/yc6b43ec
Posted by: Ciampino

Unknown Walmart heir Miklos is ready to step up

Posted by: Miklos just wants mine at April 27, 2024 01:55 AM (oGyF9)

352 This must be the place!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 27, 2024 01:57 AM (Sgq8y)

353 This must be the place!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Nobody comes here anymore, too crowded.

Posted by: Miklos "Yogi" Berra at April 27, 2024 01:58 AM (oGyF9)

354 Dollar Tree Is Raising Its Prices Again — Here’s What You Need to Know

https://tinyurl.com/mwfj24t7

Thank you FJB.

Posted by: Ciampino - TenDollarBush at April 27, 2024 01:59 AM (qfLjt)

355 Getting shaky over there .... Taiwan rattled by 6.1 magnitude quake, no immediate reports of damage

https://tinyurl.com/yc55jxm9

Posted by: Ciampino - Shake Rattle & Roll at April 27, 2024 02:00 AM (qfLjt)

356 This must be the place!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Wild, untamed, and no toll roads.

Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2024 02:00 AM (41CYW)

357 Who even shops at those "Dollar Tree" places? Do they even exist?

NEVER saw one.

NO Disinformation!

Posted by: The Biden Team at April 27, 2024 02:03 AM (oGyF9)

358 Also Roy Disney died owing me two (2) beers.

My grandfather died owing me $50. When I see him again, he'll pay up.

This was maybe 45 years ago. Grandad had a retirement business, a second hand store in Amarillo, Tx. He had all kinds of wonderful and mysterious stuff in the store. I'm so glad he sold it before he died, because if he hadn't, we'd have had to go through all that stuff. I'm also so mad that he sold it before he died, because we never got to go through all that wonderful stuff.

Anyhow, one time when I was maybe 12, he showed me a machine and told me he'd give me $50 if I could tell him what it was for. The machine had two metal hemispheres on a worm gear that could make them closer together or farther apart. There was a scale beneath the hemispheres, with an indicator. 9, 9 1/2, 9 /3/4..etc. An intake nozzle was below the hemispheres (I presume for steam).

I looked at it. And looked, and looked. I turned to grandad and said "It's a hat sizer". He looked startled, then said "Close, boy, it's a hat stretcher".

Pedantic son of a bitch. When I see him in glory, He WILL give me $50 or I'll know why. I NAILED that old man. Pay up.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 27, 2024 02:05 AM (dcAmm)

359 Please understand that that last story was posted with love, not resentment. Still, he owes me $50. It will be mine.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 27, 2024 02:06 AM (dcAmm)

360 Wild, untamed, and no toll roads.
Posted by: scampydog

The road of the trolls is long and winding.

Posted by: Miklos with the 40 mm Bofors at April 27, 2024 02:07 AM (oGyF9)

361 "Dollar" stores became "buck-and-a-quarter" stores in 2022.

We have a couple of them in the area.

I buy cheapo solar lights and pool noodles. (Noodles become headrests on my patio chairs, after being cut to length and slit lengthwise to slip over the chair frames. But they only last a couple years before UV disintegrates them)

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 02:08 AM (njWTi)

362 Please understand that that last story was posted with love, not resentment. Still, he owes me $50. It will be mine.
Posted by: Weirddave

All fine.

Now ask me about Grandaddy and the ancient corn shucker (not a shucker exactly, but).

Also, Grandaddy figured out why I could not hear him sometimes, because there was a quarter stuck in my ear.

I got quarters that I spent on Skee-ball.

Posted by: days of Miklosian Youth at April 27, 2024 02:13 AM (oGyF9)

363 Cheapo solar lights cost le$$ than buying replacement batteries for the nicer units, btw.

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 02:13 AM (njWTi)

364 Republican bill would BAN lawmakers from waving foreign flags on the House floor after Democrats whipped out Ukrainian flags to celebrate passage of $95 billion foreign aid package

https://mol.im/a/13354597

Do we even need a law? Don't they know we have now tagged lampposts for them?

Posted by: Ciampino - Swing Hi, Swing Low at April 27, 2024 02:13 AM (qfLjt)

365 The road of the trolls is long and winding.
Posted by: Miklos
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And the Bell Tolls.

Posted by: Hemingway or somone at April 27, 2024 02:13 AM (41CYW)

366 This is not my Beautiful house
Posted by: Miklos
-------
Say.....did you notice there is water flowing under the ground at that beautiful house?
Posted by: scampydog
-------

I'm reminded that Frank Lloyd Wright built an 'elegant' house ('Falling Water') spanning over a picturesque tumbling creek. Apparently without regard for the deleterious consequences of constant high humidity. The Park Service calls it 'Falling Down'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2024 02:13 AM (XeU6L)

367 I have a Dollar Store near me, I have bought some stuff there too, household goods and greeting cards that cost a fraction of Wally's prices. Won't buy there toilet paper though, I must have some standards, and sandpaper is not a preferred choice. I do like to peruse their bookshelf though, I have found Hillary Clinton books there, buy them for my neighbor as a Christmas gift, I leave the price tag on too. I am really hoping to find a Stacy Abrams bodice ripper there, the perfect gift. Ah well, I have months to complete the quest.

JQ, I am okay, I am still me.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 27, 2024 02:14 AM (Sgq8y)

368 The Park Service calls it 'Falling Down'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

The Mountain People are wise.

Posted by: Lowlander Miklos, one quarter Highlander at April 27, 2024 02:20 AM (oGyF9)

369 Biden SCRAPS plan to ban menthol cigarettes after political pressure that it would turn off black voters ahead of the 2024 election

https://trib.al/pvU14i7

Posted by: Ciampino - mentholated votes at April 27, 2024 02:20 AM (qfLjt)

370 Dollar store is good for a few things. Stock is continually changing, so it pays to check periodically.

I do not buy food there. Many items are really *not* such a great deal, but that would require (gasp!) math skillz. Heh.

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 02:21 AM (njWTi)

371 JQ, I am okay, I am still me.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

The cheapest MoMe bonfire would be books by people like *hic*.

Cheaper than good firewood, and better for The Planet.

Posted by: Eco-Miklos at April 27, 2024 02:22 AM (oGyF9)

372 I do know the difference between there and their, but the hour grows late. JQ, I would never, ever buy food there, it is located right above the sonic mouse traps.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 27, 2024 02:25 AM (Sgq8y)

373 Cheaper than good firewood, and better for The Planet.
Posted by: Eco-Miklos
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Hahaha! Years ago, Dollar store had several shelves full of BJClenis' book... Nope. Not even for a dollar. DGF what that creep had to say!

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 02:27 AM (njWTi)

374 Dollar General here. Or DG as the youth refer to it. Good for cell phone cords, batteries, Frank's Hot Sauce, and disposable silverware/plates/bowls. And interesting people. Bonus....A&W across the street.

Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2024 02:27 AM (41CYW)

375 Hamas fires MORTARS at US pier being built by the army off Gaza coast

https://mol.im/a/13354441

Remind me why we are building this white elephant?
Israel needs to do a Nord Stream on it.

Posted by: Ciampino - Nordstream it & look innocent at April 27, 2024 02:30 AM (qfLjt)

376 Couple of summers ago, Dollar store had these neat-o kid toys-- 'bug hunting' supplies. Little ventilated containers, tweezer, magnifier, nets...

I bought a bunch, so neighbor boys and nephew would each have a full set to play with. Kept those kids busy for hours! They were ages 4, 5, and 6 at the time.

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 02:32 AM (njWTi)

377 >>>THE PUNCHLINES WERE TOO LONG!

>I don't get it. Is this an old people thing? Whatever.

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 27, 2024 02:32 AM (pDQ/8)

378 Remind me why we are building this white elephant?
Israel needs to do a Nord Stream on it.
Posted by: Ciampino - Nordstream it & look innocent
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Been waiting for news to come out on that pier. Nothing good will come of that - not surrounded by people eating raspberry scones and linen napkins.

Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2024 02:33 AM (41CYW)

379 G'night Horde. The last Nectar of the Mortals of the night (Bacardi, you savages) has been drained here. Enjoy the weekend.

Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2024 02:36 AM (41CYW)

380 Paris Olympics will feature a ‘Pride House’ to ‘celebrate’ homosexual and gender-confused athletes

https://t.co/P8IJ0MpKnS

Gender-confused = cretins

According to the Left:
Man can become a trans-woman = real woman
But asked to define a woman? Crickets unless a Biologist.

Has anyone since asked a Lefty Biologist? I'd love to see the contortions and splodey-head.

Posted by: Ciampino - Gender-confused? at April 27, 2024 02:36 AM (qfLjt)

381 WeirdDave comes from a long line of mad hatters. It all makes sense now. Mercury is something we'll never quite understand.

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 27, 2024 02:37 AM (pDQ/8)

382 JQ, Yup, they stock a lot of stuff that kids find fascinating, I will buy some for my grandson. Oh my gosh, I am getting so old!! You can still entertain kids fairly easily itf it is nice outside, just add water to any pile of dirt and you get a budding corps of Army engineers. Or should I have said corpse???

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 27, 2024 02:37 AM (Sgq8y)

383 The mob at Boston University telling you exactly who their enemies are: "Biggest Threat in the World Today? Israel and the USA."

https://t.co/8YwdTt9PXJ

Can we ask them ALL to leave then?

Posted by: Ciampino - So why are illegals comimg here? at April 27, 2024 02:40 AM (qfLjt)

384 You can still entertain kids fairly easily itf it is nice outside, just add water to any pile of dirt and you get a budding corps of Army engineers.
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LOL, Debby! Truth!

Wish I could keep up... nephew should be grand-nephew, but younger sibling didn't have child until middle-age, so just 'nephew' Ugh.

Don't know if I'll live long enough to see him graduate HS.

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 02:43 AM (njWTi)

385 Let's say I want to be an extra in a reenactment of a Guyana massacre. What's the pay scale? Are refreshments complementary?

Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 27, 2024 02:46 AM (pDQ/8)

386 I'm a redneck, but holy shit, Noem is stupid.

Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2024 02:46 AM (rskKm)

387 Had some awesome water-battles with the boys, too! I'd bought a bunch of the pump water-tubes and some buckets... Filled the buckets and handed out the tubes...

Game. On.

It was 100 degrees out & we all got soaked! Fun!
(and no messy broken water balloons to pick up later)

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 02:48 AM (njWTi)

388 Well, Horde, I am off to bed, thanks for a very nice ONT WeirdDave, Wolfus was looking for you this morning, he must not have seen your message earlier in the evening. Should our posting paths cross tomorrow, I will steer him in your direction, your nic at the gmail thingy, right?

Happy tomorrow/today, Horde. Miklos, better haul ass to the diner, it is getting late.

JQ, Keep the faith girl, you are a good woman.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 27, 2024 02:49 AM (Sgq8y)

389 {{Debbie}} Doing maintenance chemo which wipes me out and leaves me mostly lurking for the last year with spurts of posting at times.

How have you been?

Posted by: Bete at April 27, 2024 02:50 AM (LX4y3)

390 Emory Economics lecturer screams 'I'm a professor' as Georgia cops shove her face on concrete at anti-Israel camp - as abhorrent Nazi banner calling for FINAL SOLUTION is raised at GWU

https://mol.im/a/13354389

Posted by: Ciampino - Every arrestee's legal status needs investigating at April 27, 2024 02:50 AM (qfLjt)

391 Good night, Debby

Fun chatting with you!

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 02:51 AM (njWTi)

392 377 >>>THE PUNCHLINES WERE TOO LONG!

>I don't get it. Is this an old people thing? Whatever.
Posted by: Mr. Bone at April 27, 2024 02:32 AM (pDQ/

See, punchline is the zinger part of a joke, but Jonestown had punch lines too hand out poison Kool Aid. If the zinger took too long to arrive, the people who got through the punch line wouldn't be around to hear it.

Posted by: Other Ben Roethlisberger at April 27, 2024 02:54 AM (LX4y3)

393 390: I’m grateful that I got my degrees when I did.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 27, 2024 02:59 AM (uTTG7)

394 FUN FACT

The local Big State University has a Big Day when student researchers present their research. Three people are assigned to assess the work.

Scholarships and funding are on the line.

My fellow reviewers are usually University Administrative Staff, with no clue about anything. But they get a day off from their do nothing jobs.

Not doing it this year.

Posted by: More than average-ly competent Miklos at April 27, 2024 03:00 AM (oGyF9)

395 ESPN is on here at work. Not paying too much attention to it but I noticed Mel Kiper is still employed. I wonder if he wakes up and, for a brief moment, wonder what it's all actually about. The pointlessness of his job has to be right in front of him. Does he realize he's a caricature of himself. A joke. I would imagine the paycheck is pretty healthy so maybe not. He's got a schtick and he sticks to it, Bless his heart.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 27, 2024 03:00 AM (naiw2)

396 "THE PUNCHLINES WERE TOO LONG!"

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE.. WAIT.. NO, IT REALLY ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL.

PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF SOME EGOTISTICAL ASSHOLE

Posted by: Another Ben Roethlisberger at April 27, 2024 03:01 AM (njWTi)

397 I’m grateful that I got my degrees when I did.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TyipwcgLqg

Posted by: Miklos and the Three Degrees at April 27, 2024 03:02 AM (oGyF9)

398 54 44 I did not know cobalt was lickable.
Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 10:18 PM (MNhXM)

Pretty much anything solid or liquid is lickable. At least once.

The gases?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 10:20 PM (Qn+B5)
----
You stick your tongue out and the gases lick you.
See Russia.

Posted by: Ciampino - Not white phosphorus- not even once at April 27, 2024 03:04 AM (qfLjt)

399 This was maybe 45 years ago. Grandad had a retirement business, a second hand store in Amarillo, Tx. He had all kinds of wonderful and mysterious stuff in the store. I'm so glad he sold it before he died, because if he hadn't, we'd have had to go through all that stuff. I'm also so mad that he sold it before he died, because we never got to go through all that wonderful stuff.

Is this the way to Amarillo?

Posted by: Tony Christie at April 27, 2024 03:05 AM (uTTG7)

400 I am really off to sleep, but Bete, I am glad that the concrete is still holding you up.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 27, 2024 03:05 AM (Sgq8y)

401 Miklos, better haul ass to the diner, it is getting late.

Debby the Doberman-

The Waffle Hut is 24/7, as are my good wishes for good people.

Posted by: Miklos is not as bad as they say at April 27, 2024 03:08 AM (oGyF9)

402 Yesterday: Happy 91st birthday to the undisputed queen of comedy, Carol Burnett.

Posted by: Ciampino - She still looks good at April 27, 2024 03:08 AM (qfLjt)

403 There is decent German comedy, but stand-up is really difficult. It all comes down to the need in some lengthy sentences to end with a verb, and even to a person whose first language is German (or second, like me) it sounds like Yoda doing comedy: "My wife, her please take!" There are ways around this, and Monty Python proved it with Monty Python's Flegender Zirkus, shot in 1972 in Bavaria, with the first episode done entirely in German, and the second (and final) done in English and dubbed into German. It works hilariously well.

But German stand-up comedy? The only ones who make it big are the ones that go to an all-English act and build the whole thing about stereotypes regarding German daily life and behavior. They get huge in other European nations, but have to deal with an endless line of barbs about WWII. As, of course, they should have to.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 27, 2024 03:10 AM (+OBLx)

404 Wow, Carol Burnett is *that old*... and I really enjoyed her show.

Didn't know she was still alive. Bless her, for many years of good, old-fashioned, classy entertainment.

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 03:11 AM (njWTi)

405 T-Mobile to Enforce Strict 5G Usage Rules, Millions May Lose Access at Unapproved Locations

https://tinyurl.com/54s3bw76

Posted by: Ciampino - It's Control & Money at April 27, 2024 03:13 AM (qfLjt)

406
PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF SOME EGOTISTICAL ASSHOLE
Posted by: Another Ben Roethlisberger at April 27, 2024 03:01 AM (njWTi)

This too is the story of Janet Reno and the FBI.

Posted by: Bete at April 27, 2024 03:13 AM (LX4y3)

407 This too is the story of Janet Reno and the FBI.
Posted by: Bete

Yes. It most certainly IS.

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 03:15 AM (njWTi)

408 Way too early to get up

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 03:17 AM (fwDg9)

409 Flooding in Tanzania and Kenya claims scores of lives

https://tinyurl.com/53z2twjt

Meanwhile
Herds of hippos stranded in drying ponds as drought ravages Botswana

https://tinyurl.com/4t5daa6e

Posted by: Ciampino - It's very sad-feast or famine at April 27, 2024 03:17 AM (qfLjt)

410 Wow, Carol Burnett is *that old*... and I really enjoyed her show.

Didn't know she was still alive. Bless her, for many years of good, old-fashioned, classy entertainment.
Posted by: JQ

I was a-giva good health coverings

Posted by: Carol Burnett's boss Mr. Tudball, who spoke like Tim Conway with a Hungarian accent at April 27, 2024 03:17 AM (oGyF9)

411 Way too early to get up
Posted by: Skip

* *

Posted by: Aunt Miklos lets you watch the Scary Movies once a week at April 27, 2024 03:20 AM (oGyF9)

412 And, not to be a wet blanke the French Cavalry charge that seized the Dutch fleet in 1795 is something that comes from only one source, Baton Jomini, the Swiss strategist whose work provided the textbook for strategy and tactics at West Point for those who attended between 1840 and 1860 (and who consequently got a lot of people killed in the American Civil War before commanders on both sides realized that eighteenth-century restraints no longer applied to modern conflict.

Neither French nor Dutch primary sources provide any evidence of such an event. The French commander on scene may have visited the Dutch flagship to request a cessation of active hostilities, or the Dutch may have imposed a cease-fire upon themselves..

It's a great story and I want it to be true, but there's not much in the way of reliable evidence. At least there are other remarkable events in war where the evidence is solid, such as the WWI battle in East Africa where bees entered as a major combatant, or the event at the end of WWII where regular Wehrmacht forces teamed up with US divisions to defeat a particularly nasty entrenched unit of SS troops.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 27, 2024 03:22 AM (+OBLx)

413 Is this the way to Amarillo?

Posted by: Tony Christie at April 27, 2024 03:05 AM (uTTG7)

Didja make that left at Albequoique?

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at April 27, 2024 03:22 AM (emlEe)

414 Another remarkable feat of warfare, by some reckoning at least, is the deliberate near-deification of Erwin Rommel by both Allied and Axis forces, something that continued after the war as an aspect of the Cold War. But that one is way too big a topic to litigate here.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 27, 2024 03:29 AM (+OBLx)

415 such as the WWI battle in East Africa where bees entered as a major combatant,
John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea

Here is your pistol.

Let me hear something interesting in the morning.

Posted by: Miklos von Lettow-Vorbeck at April 27, 2024 03:29 AM (oGyF9)

416 Colorado Says One of its Transplanted Wolves Has Died and Others Have Stopped Emitting GPS Signals

https://tinyurl.com/38yd5uyt

Posted by: Ciampino - Someone knocking thwm off? at April 27, 2024 03:30 AM (qfLjt)

417 DC mayor refuses to meet with father who lost three sons to city's violent crime

https://tinyurl.com/yrznmnnd

Posted by: Ciampino - Your votes & taxes at work at April 27, 2024 03:31 AM (qfLjt)

418
Contains Bioengineered Food Products

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 03:33 AM (RKVpM)

419 T-Mobile to Enforce Strict 5G Usage Rules, Millions May Lose Access at Unapproved Locations

https://tinyurl.com/54s3bw76
Posted by: Ciampino

I lived before cell phones. I guess I can live after.

Posted by: Miklos has books he ain't even read at April 27, 2024 03:33 AM (oGyF9)

420 Meet the UCLA medical school 'fat pride' staffer whose compulsory lectures warn trainee doctors that using the word obesity is 'violence' (and she's been condemned by a top Harvard doctor)

https://mol.im/a/13351967

I think many of us here could teach her the true meaning of violence.

Posted by: Ciampino - She rolls her rools every morning at April 27, 2024 03:34 AM (qfLjt)

421 Contains Bioengineered Food Products
Posted by: Divide by Zero

So does yer mama

Posted by: Miklosian Schoolyard Diplomacy at April 27, 2024 03:35 AM (oGyF9)

422 419 T-Mobile to Enforce Strict 5G Usage Rules, Millions May Lose Access at Unapproved Locations

https://tinyurl.com/54s3bw76
Posted by: Ciampino

I lived before cell phones. I guess I can live after.

Posted by: Miklos has books he ain't even read at April 27, 2024 03:33 AM (oGyF9)
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This is about Internet access rather than cellphone access.

Posted by: Ciampino - They want more money for roaming Internet at April 27, 2024 03:36 AM (qfLjt)

423 Meet the UCLA medical school 'fat pride' staffer whose compulsory lectures warn trainee doctors that using the word obesity is 'violence' (and she's been condemned by a top Harvard doctor)

https://mol.im/a/13351967

I think many of us here could teach her the true meaning of violence.
Posted by: Ciampino

Or Flensing

Posted by: way hey and up she rises at April 27, 2024 03:37 AM (oGyF9)

424 I think many of us here could teach her the true meaning of violence.
Posted by: Ciampino

Or Flensing
Posted by: way hey and up she rises at April 27, 2024 03:37 AM (oGyF9)

Yeah... both killed someone, and been shot...

She should shut the fuk up.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2024 03:38 AM (xaFKb)

425
I'm rubber, you're glue; whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!

:: begins bending hair pin into 'stinger' ::

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 03:38 AM (RKVpM)

426 This is about Internet access rather than cellphone access.
Posted by: Ciampino

T-Mobile is German.

TRUST, mein leibchen

Posted by: Miklos read a book about history once at April 27, 2024 03:39 AM (oGyF9)

427 I'm rubber, you're glue; whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!

:: begins bending hair pin into 'stinger' ::
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Prepares for WAR

Posted by: Miklos, just spitballing at April 27, 2024 03:40 AM (oGyF9)

428 using the word obesity is 'violence

You know what else is violence? Burying a tire iron in a fat head.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 27, 2024 03:43 AM (naiw2)

429
'Cause it's 1, 2, 3 what are we fighting for
Don't ask me I don't give a damn
Next stop is Miklosnam

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 03:43 AM (RKVpM)

430 Speaking of War

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQzVnFwcR74

Posted by: Miklos, notorious for his automotive preferences at April 27, 2024 03:45 AM (oGyF9)

431 War. War never changes.

https://youtu.be/uPMyttdUvfg?si=MwpCQh_qTTo5CQV1

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 27, 2024 03:47 AM (naiw2)

432 Next stop is Miklosnam
Posted by: Divide by Zero

I have wanted to visit, on condition they accept the name that you also propose.

We negotiate long time.

Posted by: Miklos, in the shit, man at April 27, 2024 03:48 AM (oGyF9)

433 Here's someone else that needs a tire iron:
dog desperately chases its owners' car after it was dumped on road

https://mol.im/a/13351213

I would have no compunction in shooting someone like this.

Posted by: Ciampino - Drop the owners somewhere in Death Valley at April 27, 2024 03:48 AM (qfLjt)

434
:: looks for keys for '62 Impala lowrider ::

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 03:49 AM (RKVpM)

435 War. War never changes.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work

Like the smell of napalm in the morning.

It smells like..

Oh bacon

Posted by: Col. Miklos Kilgore at April 27, 2024 03:51 AM (oGyF9)

436 War. War never changes.

But what is it good for?

Posted by: Edwin Starr at April 27, 2024 03:53 AM (4Winp)

437
History of the Inquisition of Spain - Volume I

... torture ... torture ... torture ... torture ...

History of the Inquisition of Spain - Volume II

... racking ... racking ... racking ... racking ...

History of the Inquisition of Spain - Volume III

... torture ... torture ... torture ... torture ...

... and so on

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2024 03:54 AM (xG4kz)

438 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQzVnFwcR74
Posted by: Miklos, notorious for his automotive preferences
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Heh. Can't help but think of Cheech n Chong's Up In Smoke

Alternatively....

"¡Quiero Taco Bell!"

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 03:56 AM (njWTi)

439 Here is your pistol.

Let me hear something interesting in the morning.
Posted by: Miklos von Lettow-Vorbeck

Herr General Miklos Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck, you can tell the story far better than I. (In a pinch, Byron Farwell provides a decent account as well.) Big fan of your East African Campaign, by the way, and the decency with which you treated your Askaris outshines the conditions doled out to any other imperial auxiliaries during the Great War. And literally telling Hitler to go f*** himself when asked to take part in the Nazi war effort is a point of pride that few could ever hope to equal.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 27, 2024 03:56 AM (+OBLx)

440
Little known fact: 'War, What's it Good For?' was my first choice for the title of what eventually was titled 'War and Peace'. Stupid publisher.

Posted by: Leo Tolstoy at April 27, 2024 03:57 AM (RKVpM)

441 It's still too early but getting up soon

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 03:58 AM (fwDg9)

442 Pedantic son of a bitch. When I see him in glory, He WILL give me $50 or I'll know why. I NAILED that old man. Pay up.
Posted by: Weirddave at April 27, 2024 02:05

LOL WD. At our museum we have a hand held contraption that was used just to stamp your initials into your hatband by a local haberdasher.

TY for another great ONT. Also thanks to all those who offered commiseration last night after I posted about having to put Bailey down after 15 yrs.

This community is amazing from long time friends to new friends helping me to deal w/ a big loss. TY Ace for such a concoction.

Posted by: Farmer at April 27, 2024 03:58 AM (55Qr6)

443 I had a 45rpm of Low Rider...

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 03:58 AM (njWTi)

444 Aw, jeez...

Drunken sibling just texted me "hey"... it's freaking 1a.m. here, 2a.m. in his AO.

Not. Gonna. Reply. Tonight.

Ugh. LOL

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 04:02 AM (njWTi)

445 Heh. Can't help but think of Cheech n Chong's Up In Smoke

Alternatively....

Posted by: JQ

I love it when a joke comes together.

Posted by: Col. Hannibal Miklos Kilgore, from the ONT A-Team at April 27, 2024 04:02 AM (oGyF9)

446 PIXY 's TECH THREAD NOOD

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2024 04:02 AM (fwDg9)

447
♪ But time will tell, of stars that fell, a billion years ago ♪

RIP Mike Pinder of the Moody Blues

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2024 04:03 AM (RKVpM)

448 Drunken sibling just texted me "hey"... it's freaking 1a.m. here, 2a.m. in his AO.

Not. Gonna. Reply. Tonight.

Ugh. LOL
Posted by: JQ

So wazzup

Posted by: Not very drunk non-sibling Miklos at April 27, 2024 04:04 AM (oGyF9)

449 ALL HAIL PIXY, THE KILLER OF THREADS

Posted by: Not very drunk Miklos at April 27, 2024 04:05 AM (oGyF9)

450 It was not genuine Kool-Aid.

It was Flavorade.

Posted by: No One of Any Consequence at April 27, 2024 04:09 AM (VuZH8)

451 Posted by: Not very drunk non-sibling Miklos
--------

LOL!!!

Sibling expects me to call back, if I'm awake. He knows better than to make the phone ring/wake my hubby at this hour...

Shhhhhhh. I'm not gonna call him.

All he does is argue, when he's drinking. Which--at this hour--is what he is most likely doing.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Not calling back.

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2024 04:09 AM (njWTi)

452 402 Yesterday: Happy 91st birthday to the undisputed queen of comedy, Carol Burnett.
Posted by: Ciampino - She still looks good at April 27, 2024 03:08 AM (qfLjt)

I think that, sadly, even San Antonians tend to forget that Carol Burnett is a San Antonio native.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 27, 2024 07:00 AM (uTTG7)

453 WeirdDave!

Posted by: Candidus at April 27, 2024 09:15 AM (OxhFf)

454 Μy familу eᴠery time say thаt I am killing my time
here at web, еxcept I know I am getting familiarity every day by reading ѕuch good aгticles.

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