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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (4/28/24)
Quote I “Many companies rushed in too fast with E.V.s that were too expensive and there was not as much of a market for them as they thought. That’s made it a lot tougher to sell those vehicles.” Sam Abuelsamid, transportation and mobility analyst at research firm Guidehouse Insights
Quote II “It’s also not keeping with our universal health care. This should be a service that is provided and is covered by our health-care system. If people are feeling that they need to turn to private clinics for medical reasons, I see that as very problematic.” Dr. Heather Scott, head of the IWK’s division of obstetrics
Ah good old school daze......‘Utterly unprincipled’: Policy created on eve of protest used to make arrests
Since 1969, an IU Bloomington policy has allowed the use of temporary structures in Dunn Meadow without prior approval, forbidding them from 11 p.m. to 6 a.m. IU changed the policy to ban the use of structures without prior approval April 24 — a day before the IU Divestment Coalition set up encampments in Dunn Meadow on Thursday. The new policy, which can be viewed under the “Outdoor Spaces” dropdown menu on the Office of Student Life website, forbids the use of permanent or temporary structures without approval by the Office of the Vice Provost for Student Life and University Events. The policy change cited a section of the 1969 policy that suggested the creation of a committee by the Bloomington provost to give “continuing advice on changes of policy” and review denials of permission for “uncarried overnight signs, symbols or structures.” It suggests a small committee for prompt action if review is ever needed.
According to the BBC, the British government is considering deploying troops to drive the trucks that will carry aid from the pier along a floating causeway to the shore. No decision has been made and the proposal hasn’t yet reached Prime Minister Rishi Sunak, the BBC reported, citing unidentified government sources.
Please pass the buttered popcorn. Thank you.
A former DEI manager and Instagram model is suing the University of Minnesota for firing her over a photo that showed her posing near an Israeli flag emblazoned with swastikas. In the filing this week, Mashal Sherzad accused the school of violating her First Amendment rights as well as discrimination, the Star Tribune reported. She also asked to have her job reinstated and wants more than $75,000 in damages.
This is how you wake up sleeping terrorists at UCLA.
No, it wasn't a range war. But a battle to be a Genius Award Winner. We have Co-Champs tonight.
Men in Orleans cited after fight over loose pigs
In a significant move for air travelers, the Department of Transportation unveiled groundbreaking regulations on Wednesday. These new guidelines mandate airlines to automatically reimburse passengers in cash for flights that are canceled or face substantial delays.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 09:58 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 09:59 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at April 28, 2024 09:59 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 09:59 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 09:59 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: mindful webworker - until next week at April 28, 2024 10:00 PM (7WAWe)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 10:01 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:01 PM (0eaVi)
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A new She Wolf of the SS?
Posted by: Eeyore at April 28, 2024 10:01 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2024 10:02 PM (WXNFJ)
We shall not see its like again.
Posted by: mindful webworker - until next week at April 28, 2024 10:00 PM (7WAWe)
To be honest, I don't think I want to see 2024 now -- or again.
Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 10:02 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at April 28, 2024 10:02 PM (Hn5Yb)
Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 10:02 PM (emlEe)
I think a lot of us share that opinion!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 28, 2024 10:03 PM (hOUT3)
Godspeed to your grave, USA. You did us all proud until 2008, when you went DEI and DIED.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 28, 2024 10:03 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 28, 2024 10:03 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at April 28, 2024 10:03 PM (duT0u)
We shall not see its like again.
Posted by: mindful webworker - until next week at April 28, 2024 10:00 PM (7WAWe)
To be honest, I don't think I want to see 2024 now -- or again.
Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 10:02 PM (emlEe)
I can say that about most days since Feb 1st, 2020
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 28, 2024 10:03 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 10:03 PM (W/lyH)
How much more "2024" can a sentence be?
None. None more 2024.
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2024 10:04 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at April 28, 2024 10:03 PM (duT0u)
Shucks, Adm. Just lucky, I guess.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:04 PM (0eaVi)
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Yes ma'am, free medicine for everyone, real medicine for the rich.
[some call it socialism]
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 10:05 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2024 10:05 PM (vFG9F)
That photo up top is great, but I've always loved horses. Great tune behind it also.
Helen Keller Denier? Srsly?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 28, 2024 10:05 PM (U3L4U)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 09:58 PM (0eaVi)
No. No. No.
Those are horses.
You're just looking at the wrong ends.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 10:06 PM (W/lyH)
I have *not* seen that car.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2024 10:06 PM (llON8)
According to allegations surfacing from a Kentucky bankruptcy court, Jim Biden, the brother of President Joe Biden, is said to have partnered with officials from the Qatari government and with a fund manager who is a relative of the Biden family, with the aim of raising funds for ventures in the U.S. healthcare sector.
The allegations suggest that the fundraising involved two companies, the Platinum Group USA and Obermeyer Engineering Consulting, which were partially owned by members of the Qatari government. Should these allegations be substantiated, they would constitute some of the most direct financial links between a relative of President Biden and a foreign government.
Not surprising.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2024 10:06 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 28, 2024 10:07 PM (WCj2t)
[some call it socialism]
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 10:05 PM (lCWOD)/i]
But none dare call it socialism in public...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 28, 2024 10:08 PM (hOUT3)
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She may be a crazy ass Nazi but she's still a 1.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 10:08 PM (L/fGl)
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Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2024 10:06 PM (uxCna)
Is there ANYONE not paying the "big guy" some percentage?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2024 10:08 PM (llON8)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 28, 2024 10:08 PM (4luFu)
Those are horses.
You're just looking at the wrong ends.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 10:06 PM (W/lyH)
Eh, anyone could make that mistake.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:08 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 10:08 PM (I+SvG)
Men in Orleans cited after fight over loose pigs
To be fair, they were battling only after the ones with full circle nose rings and full circle navel rings. Those could be tethered reliably.
All others, they considered to be "free range pigs" and they wanted to have nothing to do with them.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:09 PM (xG4kz)
Lindemans had betrayed Operation Market Garden, the ambitious and ill-fated Allied airborne mission that dropped thousands of paratroopers into the Nazi-occupied Netherlands, the 80th anniversary of which falls this September. Had it succeeded, it would have kicked open the door to the heart of Germany and brought the conflict to a speedy end. In the event the Allies lost more than 17,000 men in what was to be their final defeat of the war.
https://tinyurl.com/vzwuvzsh
Un-paywalled story at the link. A long but great read. In case the story gets removed, I copied it all to Word to keep; and if you're interested, you should bookmark the BCF blog page for its access to the Archive Org. link.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 28, 2024 10:09 PM (vtyCZ)
It's no "Birds Aren't Real," but you do you, neurotic Hyundai driver.
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2024 10:09 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 10:08 PM (I+SvG)
She'll never hear about it, though.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:10 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 10:10 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 10:10 PM (L/fGl)
Biden's defenders are trying to claim that just because Biden's immediate relatives are being bribed doesn't mean that Joe is being bribed.
Oddly enough, Federal bribery law doesn't make that distinction - of course most government officials being bribed aren't going to be stupid enough to take the money themselves - they are going to use relatives and other people close to them to be the bagmen.
You don't need to show that the official himself was being bribed to convict him under the bribery statutes.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2024 10:11 PM (uxCna)
She may be a crazy ass Nazi but she's still a 1.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame
Her restaurant-owning "girlfriend" has some very mannish hands.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:11 PM (xG4kz)
I guess she was Inclusive enough, so she had to go.
Realistically, she should pose like that on a street in Gaza, and see how inclusive they are there.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2024 10:11 PM (VNX3d)
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Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2024 10:06 PM (uxCna)
Is there ANYONE not paying the "big guy" some percentage?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2024 10:08 PM (llON
Someone who doesn't pay taxes in our country.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 28, 2024 10:11 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 10:08 PM (I+SvG)
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She'll never hear about it, though.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:10 PM (0eaVi)
I was thinking more she didn't live to see it.
Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 10:11 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 10:08 PM (L/fGl)
Mossad ought to kidnap her skank ass, tattoo her hide with Hebrew text and Stars of David, and parachute her into gaza,
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 10:12 PM (8zz6B)
I believe I have identified the underlying issue.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2024 10:12 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: It's ALL a Sham! at April 28, 2024 10:12 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 28, 2024 10:13 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: fd
Yeah, it would make her see red.
Wait a minute, I mean . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2024 10:13 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: It's ALL a Sham! at April 28, 2024 10:12 PM (V5BDR)
She was a commie, too.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:13 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2024 10:08 PM (I+SvG)
She'll never hear about it, though.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:10 PM (0eaVi)
If she could see that car, she'd probably get a cramp in her fingers telling that guy to fu*k off.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 10:14 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 28, 2024 10:14 PM (XT+5H)
Posted by: davidt at April 28, 2024 10:15 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: It's ALL a Sham! at April 28, 2024 10:12 PM (V5BDR)
She was a commie, too.
and a Swedenborgian!
but yea I think that story was very much embellished
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 28, 2024 10:15 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 10:14 PM (W/lyH)
Why? It only takes one digit for that.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:15 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:13 PM (0eaVi)
I never heard that before...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 28, 2024 10:15 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2024 10:11 PM (uxCna)
Bob Menendez of Joisey being one of the exceptions. I'm sure he was just preppin' for the end times he helped create, though.
Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 10:15 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: It's ALL a Sham! at April 28, 2024 10:12 PM (V5BDR)
Blind Lemon Chitlin's real name was Blind Persimmon Tripe.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 10:15 PM (8zz6B)
Lindemans had betrayed Operation Market Garden, the ambitious and ill-fated Allied airborne mission that dropped thousands of paratroopers into the Nazi-occupied Netherlands
It is a true pity that Allied planners could not see forward about 50 years so that they could have staged Operation Olive Garden, which would have dropped thousands of 6-foot long rolls of kraft paper and boxes of Crayola 8-packs on Naxi positions.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:15 PM (xG4kz)
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Is cash not dead? Is this a deliberate move to have the airlines start a lawsuit against cash?
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 10:16 PM (lCWOD)
https://shorturl.at/jp568
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 10:17 PM (L/fGl)
Was at a Stevie Wonder concert in 72, someone chucked a bottle at him and he ducked.
Posted by: It's ALL a Sham!
He is a natural-born echo locator -- this is known.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:17 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:13 PM (0eaVi)
I never heard that before...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 28, 2024 10:15 PM (hOUT3)
They hide it under the "socialist" banner. Commie symp, though.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:17 PM (0eaVi)
I don't think it was Patty getting the Oscar. It was her cousin Cathy.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2024 10:18 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: It's ALL a Sham!
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He is a natural-born echo locator -- this is known.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:17 PM
So Stevie Wonder really was blind as a bat.
Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 10:18 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2024 10:18 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:13 PM (0eaVi)
I never heard that before...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 28, 2024 10:15 PM (hOUT3)
Well, she *has* been voting Democrat for years now.
Posted by: Zombie Helen Keller at April 28, 2024 10:19 PM (llON8)
I'm sorry sir. All we have is nickels.
Posted by: The guy at the refund counter at April 28, 2024 10:19 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2024 10:20 PM (63Dwl)
I'm sorry sir. All we have is nickels.
Posted by: The guy at the refund counter at April 28, 2024 10:19 PM (vFG9F)
We don't HAVE that many nickels!
NO you can't have pennies!!!
Posted by: banks near airports at April 28, 2024 10:20 PM (llON8)
Reno, NV & Samoa* each have a population of appx 250,000.
7% of all NFL players were either born in Samoa or are of Samoan descent. That's pretty amazing! BYU gets an assist for this, because a lot of Samoans enter the NFL via BYU.
I researched this (an opportunity for a rare photo!) because the Chefs (not a typo) just drafted one Kingsley Suamataia, a sizable lad (350 lbs) out of... BYU.
And just when I'd FINALLY mastered the spelling & pronunciation of Tua Tagovailoa.
*aggregating the populations of the nation of Samoa and of American Samoa (a U.S. Territory) = about 250000, in total
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at April 28, 2024 10:21 PM (NLIak)
https://shorturl.at/jp568
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 10:17 PM (L/fGl)
* * * *
Great spread! Congratulations!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 28, 2024 10:21 PM (U3L4U)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:21 PM (xG4kz)
I've always questioned the Helen Keller story, seems implausible. Patty Duke getting the Oscar for playing her was fraud, too.
I don't think it was Patty getting the Oscar. It was her cousin Cathy.
Posted by: Tonypete
Patty couldn't make it because she lost control over a hot dog.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2024 10:22 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 10:22 PM (RIvkX)
https://tinyurl.com/23hhnyda
5:40 minutes
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 28, 2024 10:23 PM (vtyCZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
Being thrown down a hallway.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2024 10:23 PM (WXNFJ)
.....................................
Your views intrigue me, Hyundai driver, and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 28, 2024 10:23 PM (sAmhv)
That ought to create nightmares for the comptrollers of the airlines. At each airport, there needs to be a substantial pile of cash left in a vault and accessible by a responsible party for as long as there are potential departure flights. The security of this is one thing. The management and accounting for piles of loose cash in the hurried moments of a declaration of a canceled or whatever the heck definition of "substantial" is.
Not having guns at hand is going to be a problem for whoever is walking around with tens of thousands of dollars of loose bills in a room full of hundred of people, all with different reimbursements based on seating class, discounts, third party payers, corporate, mileage credits, layover segment value, aggregators and package prices.
This is totally bat scat insane regulations.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 28, 2024 10:23 PM (4HcMG)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:21 PM (xG4kz)
Good to know my time was not totes wasted!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 28, 2024 10:23 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 28, 2024 10:08 PM (L/fGl)
Look at "her" jaw.
SHE'S A DUDE!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2024 10:24 PM (d9fT1)
Had it succeeded, it would have kicked open the door to the heart of Germany and brought the conflict to a speedy end. In the event the Allies lost more than 17,000 men in what was to be their final defeat of the war.
___________
Had Monty cleared the approaches to Antwerp instead of devising Market Garden, the Allies could have had the logistical strength to bring the conflict to a speedy end.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2024 10:24 PM (MoZTd)
Is cash not dead? Is this a deliberate move to have the airlines start a lawsuit against cash?
Posted by: Braenyard
I presume "in cash" can still be "a refund to your credit card." Hard to "automatically" hand out Benjamins to people who may or may not be present.
So "cash," as opposed to "miles." Or "points" or "restaurant vouchers" or "JcPenney Gift Cards".
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2024 10:24 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2024 10:25 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Get Out The Way! at April 28, 2024 10:25 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: azjaeger at April 28, 2024 10:26 PM (3/XaG)
So "cash," as opposed to "miles." Or "points" or "restaurant vouchers" or "JcPenney Gift Cards".
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2024 10:24 PM (DgGvY)
__________
No love for me?
Posted by: S&H Green Stamps at April 28, 2024 10:26 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 28, 2024 10:23 PM (4HcMG)
Was just thinking the same thing. Incredibly stupid.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2024 10:27 PM (W/lyH)
I'm sorry sir. All we have is nickels.
Posted by: The guy at the refund counter at April 28, 2024 10:19 PM (vFG9F)
We don't HAVE that many nickels!
NO you can't have pennies!!!
Posted by: banks near airports
“Somebody’s got to go back and get a shitload of dimes” - Taggart
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2024 10:27 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2024 10:28 PM (63Dwl)
"Helen Keller was not ___"
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 28, 2024 10:28 PM (n/1xr)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 28, 2024 10:28 PM (R4t5M)
Pretty sad when to get away from this f'd up life, I go to a Nuclear Wasteland.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 28, 2024 10:28 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2024 10:29 PM (DgGvY)
"Our Patty loves to rock and roll,
A hot dog makes her lose control -
What a wild duet!"
source: https://lyricsondemand.com/
tvthemes/thepattydukeshowlyrics.html
You know, I would have been pretty young and naive when that show first aired, and ... well, I think that a lot of it may have been over my head, based on reading that lyric.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:29 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: azjaeger at April 28, 2024 10:26 PM (3/XaG)
You've been watching those "what the future will be like" vids by the Euro sounding guy, haven't you?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:29 PM (0eaVi)
Got Dan, Val, Sonny and Finn bathed and groomed this afternoon before their annual vet exam on Tuesday.
It's suddenly burr season and Dan and Val had a ton each. Lots of shampoo, lots of conditioner, lots of Cowboy Magic and they cleaned up all right. But Her Majesty was knackered afterwards.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2024 10:30 PM (MoZTd)
"Okay."
"And we'll send the armored column down a single road!"
"Uh..."
"And the single road will have bogs on both sides of it, so the armor can't maneuver if it meets any resistance!"
"Sounds like a pretty stupid idea, if you ask me."
"Monty wants to do it! It will win the war and he'll be the greatest British General since Wellington!"
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 28, 2024 10:30 PM (i6N8Y)
Posted by: Tuna at April 28, 2024 10:30 PM (o1L4s)
'Had Monty cleared the approaches to Antwerp '
This is the correct answer. Somehow, Montgomery didn't realize the Allies needed Antwerp and the Scheldt estuary to use Antwerp as a port.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 28, 2024 10:31 PM (roH4R)
"And the single road will have bogs on both sides of it, so the armor can't maneuver if it meets any resistance!"
___________
"And have lots of tea breaks on the way!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2024 10:32 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: It's Only Right at April 28, 2024 10:32 PM (V5BDR)
Helen Keller drove a DeSoto and not very well.
Posted by: Get Out The Way!
I'd bet that SHE never pushed the Red Button though.
"Hey!"
-- DC's Resident Genius, Eleanor Holmes Norton
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:32 PM (xG4kz)
"Let's drop paratroopers on a couple of bridges, and they can hold them until an armored column can reach them!"
Hold until relieved
Hold until relieved
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2024 10:32 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Word is that show was tailor made for Ms. Duke after she stayed at show runner Sidney Sheldon's home with his family for a week kicking around show ideas.
They witnessed her bipolar behavior and Viola! - a hit show is born!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2024 10:32 PM (WXNFJ)
SHE'S A DUDE!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2024 10:24 PM (d9fT1)
Somebody needs to create an AI-powered "tranny spotter" Website. Paste in a link, and the algorithm would go to work scouring the Internet for other instances of the subject's appearance or text references.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 10:32 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: It's Only Right at April 28, 2024 10:32 PM (V5BDR)
Well you made me giggle on that one.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 28, 2024 10:33 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: It's Only Right
THE ONT'S TOP STORY TONIGHT . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2024 10:34 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: polynikes at April 28, 2024 10:34 PM (MNhXM)
SHE'S A DUDE!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2024 10:24 PM (d9fT1)
Somebody needs to create an AI-powered "tranny spotter" Website. Paste in a link, and the algorithm would go to work scouring the Internet for other instances of the subject's appearance or text references.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 10:32 PM (8zz6B)
We have that.
Thank you very much.
Posted by: Christopher Wray and The G-Men at April 28, 2024 10:34 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
That must be a lot of work to keep up with the grooming all your doggies require. Do you have helpers?
Posted by: Tuna at April 28, 2024 10:34 PM (o1L4s)
Posted by: polynikes at April 28, 2024 10:34 PM (MNhXM)
See! There's the proof!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:35 PM (0eaVi)
OUR TOP MEME TONIGHT...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 10:37 PM (RIvkX)
A lot of blind people have developed "facial vision"
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Tragically, they then lost it when they surrendered to the sweet, sweet siren call of botox treatments.
There's a truly different "reimagining" of "Awakenings" just begging to be made if only Hollywood would open their eyes to it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:38 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2024 10:39 PM (VNX3d)
Do you have helpers?
Posted by: Tuna
_________
I'm the bottom of the org chart at Schloss Hadrian.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2024 10:39 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 10:39 PM (RIvkX)
Hold until relieved
Hold until relieved
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
Different movie, but it would be interesting to see how many actors starred in both of them.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:40 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2024 10:44 PM (VNX3d)
I hated the film "The Miracle Worker" and Keller or her handler Sullivan at a minimum was a borderline commie c*nt but she existed and made good coin being the Judas goat nutjob for the Eugenics movement for a bit.
Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 10:45 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2024 10:39 PM (RIvkX)
Ewww. Now go wash your hands.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2024 10:45 PM (0eaVi)
That Helen Keller denying Hyundai owner fell prey to a common misunderstanding, having heard the spoken phrase, "Helen Keller was born deaf", as, "Helen Keller was born deft".
SO HE'S / SHE'S NOT WRONG!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:45 PM (xG4kz)
Scotch, and clean living lad....
//Bund, Cumber Bund
Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 10:46 PM (X0I7i)
It's an old strategy. Identify the job you want. Kill everyone in your way.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 28, 2024 10:51 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2024 10:51 PM (UwmMe)
Chuck E. Cheese tokens
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2024 10:28 PM (63Dwl)
Think of the business synergy!
Which airline will make a bold play for the Chuck E. Cheese franchising business tomorrow on Wall Street?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:52 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Get Out The Way
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Around The Block In 80 Days.
Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2024 10:52 PM (41CYW)
She was Hahvahd educated, a non-zero percent chance she was debauched by a Kennedy....
trust me even sans teeth she could annoy me well except the whole "was dead when I was negative 4 years old" thing.
Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 10:53 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 10:54 PM (bo7UB)
WAT-UH.....WAT-UH DING DING!
Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 10:54 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2024 10:24 PM (MoZTd)
Instead of just being thought a horse's ass, you have to go out and prove it. That was Monty and Market Garden.
Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 10:55 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 10:56 PM (tpjlM)
Posted by: It's ALL a Sham! at April 28, 2024 10:12 PM (V5BDR)
Blind Lemon Chitlin's real name was Blind Persimmon Tripe.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 10:15 PM (8zz6B)
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Now I question whether Fats Domino was really fat. Maybe he was just big boned.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 10:56 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 28, 2024 10:56 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Look On the Sunny Side at April 28, 2024 10:57 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy's Husband at April 28, 2024 10:57 PM (Vf4Y7)
She was Hahvahd educated, a non-zero percent chance she was debauched by a Kennedy....
Academic fraud and plagiarism investigators are said to be stumped by many, many repeated pin-prick patterns in her senior thesis.
Who's gonna tell them that she often did her stunning counted cross stitch samplers using bond paper for the backing?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 10:57 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: madtom at April 28, 2024 10:58 PM (go+84)
MOONTY being Moonty he probably wanted to slow things down to let Ivan get Berlin to keep Patton from getting it.
How great a general was Moonty?
The UK did not send him to Korea.
Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 10:59 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at April 28, 2024 11:00 PM (s6PBU)
that and a wire in the air is all we need!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 11:00 PM (tQtDb)
Helen Keller was immune to flash-bang grenades, so she had that going for her.
Posted by: Look On the Sunny Side
* FLASH! *
* BANG! *
"That's the third one she's taken and she's STILL advancing!"
"SHE'S A FOOKIN' MACHINE!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 11:00 PM (xG4kz)
Let's see, a turn of last century progressive anointed and immune to criticism figurehead who backed communism, eugenics, and insane taxation who may have relied on her handler for the majority of her academic output....
no idea.
Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 11:01 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 28, 2024 11:01 PM (+OBLx)
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 28, 2024 11:02 PM (vtyCZ)
Why the hate on HK? I do not understand.
Posted by: madtom
Check out MH's closing item for this ONT.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 11:02 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: madtom at April 28, 2024 10:58 PM (go+84)
She was a commie who did not see the evil of communism. Just like your average garden variety college mal-educated moron today.
Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 11:02 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:03 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 10:56 PM (tpjlM)
A few weeks ago we stopped an ancient gas station on I-5 for a bathroom break. The gas station was actually closed except for the bathrooms. Along the side of the property were 7 Testla charging stations. All full with a few more cars waiting. There was also a food truck there that served, burgers, fries, and milkshakes.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 28, 2024 11:03 PM (XT+5H)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2024 11:03 PM (tQtDb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:04 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: madtom at April 28, 2024 11:04 PM (go+84)
Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2024 11:05 PM (H0hOQ)
There was also a food truck there that served, burgers, fries, and milkshakes.
Posted by: Beartooth
You just had to go for the week-old egg salad sandwich, though, didn't you?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 11:05 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Beartooth
That good person, is a hell of a business idea.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 28, 2024 11:06 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Beartooth
You just had to go for the week-old egg salad sandwich, though, didn't you?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024
Just a milkshake because the wife promised the guy we'd buy something for using the can. It was actually a really good milkshake.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 28, 2024 11:09 PM (XT+5H)
Posted by: Beverly at April 28, 2024 11:10 PM (cnu2H)
Funny, but I bet she's one of those types that was more than happy to get conservatives canned for their free speech (and will continue to be happy doing it). Don't feel so good when the shoe is on the other foot now, does it now, ya big dummy (channeling my inner Mark Levin)...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Some guy on a tricycle at April 28, 2024 11:11 PM (vFG9F)
When asked about rising gas prices, Jean-Pierre responded, “The average gas price right now is cheaper than this time last year.” This statement did not reassure citizens, as gas prices change daily, and a 5.2% monthly increase is substantial.
Posted by: Ciampino - it hoirts at April 28, 2024 11:12 PM (qfLjt)
Nice link Andy, you know if you believe Suvorov's theory that Stalin had the NKVD and OGPU in its turn running active interference for the little paper hanger in the 20s and 30s things like Blunt et al "helping out" until the guy invaded the SU make sense.
The Cambridge Five in the end were the harbingers of a dedicated movement by some academics who were not actually upper-class to obliterate the British Empire.
The last remnants of Sidney Reilly's network of British/Soviet sources tried warning MI-5 and 6 of Blunt in the 40s and 50s.
When the KGB thinks you are an ideological shit, you likely are.
Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 11:12 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 28, 2024 10:03 PM (1bNHn)
Brave or Adblock Plus are your friends.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at April 28, 2024 11:12 PM (iODuv)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:13 PM (ynpvh)
She passed on in 68, but you really cannot overstate how few ACTUALLY new ideas progressives have come up with the last 150 years.
Posted by: sven at April 28, 2024 11:13 PM (X0I7i)
https://tinyurl.com/b4vnepxy
Posted by: Ciampino - donner und at April 28, 2024 11:14 PM (qfLjt)
A few weeks ago we stopped an ancient gas station on I-5 for a bathroom break. The gas station was actually closed except for the bathrooms. Along the side of the property were 7 Testla charging stations. All full with a few more cars waiting. There was also a food truck there that served, burgers, fries, and milkshakes.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 28
I don’t own a Tesla and 99% of the charging I do is at home.
Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 11:14 PM (tpjlM)
Could you imagine the US accepting in 1945 having a nominal neutral third party supplying aid to the Third Reich?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2024 11:14 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2024 11:15 PM (UwmMe)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2024 11:15 PM (MoZTd)
Fun fact: Helen Keller was known to have gotten as much truthful information out of KJP's looseleaf "binder of answers" as did Herself.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 11:15 PM (xG4kz)
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Fools. They're standing in a boat in the middle of the ocean, shooting holes in the bottom to pwn the boat owner.
I really hope they get their wish. Good and hard.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:15 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:04 PM (bo7UB)
Ohboy-ohboy-ohboy-ohboy. Can we, huh, can we?
My pre-teen nieces were taken to that movie back in '82 or '83. Of course, they were impressed, raving about the movie and Gandhi. I let them know he was a fraud, and how he was a fraud (without too much detail). Shook up their belief in the movies.
Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 11:16 PM (emlEe)
A: trying to read the waffle iron
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2024 11:16 PM (UwmMe)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:16 PM (ynpvh)
In the 1700s the French got rid of a King...to get an Emperor...
Looks like the 2000s the Krauts are getting rid of Christianity...to get Islam...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2024 11:17 PM (ibTVg)
https://mol.im/a/13360151
Posted by: Ciampino - It's the pits I tell you at April 28, 2024 11:18 PM (qfLjt)
So much Helen Keller hate.
Posted by: Robert
Do you know how Helen Keller burned her fingers?
She was trying to read a waffle iron. (rimshot!)
Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at April 28, 2024 11:18 PM (tjZg/)
Could you imagine the US accepting in 1945 having a nominal neutral third party supplying aid to the Third Reich?
Posted by: 18-1
The Swiss were gearing up to flood the Third Reich with unlimited quantities of Ricola cough drops until FDR caught wind of their nefarious plan and cock blocked it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 11:18 PM (xG4kz)
Pedophile, Glen Sullivan Sr., 54, agrees to be physically CASTRATED after raping 14-year-old girl and getting her pregnant
https://mol.im/a/13360129
Posted by: Ciampino - The unkindest cut of all at April 28, 2024 11:19 PM (qfLjt)
She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other half?
They called back.
Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 11:19 PM (tpjlM)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2024 11:21 PM (D7oie)
Along the side of the property were 7 Testla charging stations. All full with a few more cars waiting.
When you buy electricity at a station like that who gets your money first? The station owner? The electric utility?
What does your credit card receipt say?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2024 11:21 PM (63Dwl)
They witnessed her bipolar behavior and Viola! - a hit show is born!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2024 10:32 PM
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That was Sheldon Leonard
Posted by: Bigsmith at April 28, 2024 11:21 PM (dBUXm)
So she could moan with the other.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 28, 2024 11:22 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 11:22 PM (xG4kz)
https://mol.im/a/13359393
Posted by: Ciampino - The unkindest cut of all ... at April 28, 2024 11:22 PM (qfLjt)
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Alpenhorn-blowing bastards.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:22 PM (bo7UB)
The Swiss were gearing up to flood the Third Reich with unlimited quantities of Ricola cough drops until FDR caught wind of their nefarious plan and cock blocked it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
He horned in on it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2024 11:23 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:24 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 11:24 PM (di6C2)
https://mol.im/a/13360151
Did he start with the thing or lights and siren?
Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:25 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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He horned in on it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2024 11:23 PM (63Dwl)
Didn't get his cut of the cheese.
Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 11:25 PM (emlEe)
They witnessed her bipolar behavior and Viola! - a hit show is born!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2024 10:32 PM
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That was Sheldon Leonard
Posted by: Bigsmith at April 28, 2024 11:21 PM (dBUXm)
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Wait. I thought that was Leonard Cohen.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:25 PM (bo7UB)
When you buy electricity at a station like that who gets your money first? The station owner? The electric utility?
What does your credit card receipt say?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2024 11:21 PM (63Dwl)
It’s no different than a gas station. There are charging companies like Electrify America and ChargePoint. They rent space from property owners like gas stations, Walmart, hotels, etc. On that space they have charge stations.
You pay the providers directly like you would pay Exxon or Shell.
Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 11:25 PM (tpjlM)
Wakeley church stabbing: Bishop Mar Mari Emmanuel makes emotional return to Christ The Good Shepherd Church
https://mol.im/a/13359089
Posted by: Ciampino - The Sun allegedly rose this morning at April 28, 2024 11:25 PM (qfLjt)
So she could moan with the other.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 28, 2024 11:22 PM (vJiyU)
185
She wasn't mute. "Just" deaf and blind.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:25 PM (ynpvh)
I remember fondly walking (wobbling) drunk down the middle of the road with cops shaking their heads at us retards during Little 500.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 11:26 PM (di6C2)
When you buy electricity at a station like that who gets your money first? The station owner? The electric utility?
What does your credit card receipt say?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2024 11:21 PM (63Dwl)
That's a good question but I don't know. I drive an evil ice SUV. We simply stopped to use the bathroom.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 28, 2024 11:26 PM (XT+5H)
Posted by: Bigsmith at April 28, 2024 11:21 PM (dBUXm)
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Wait. I thought that was Leonard Cohen.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:25 PM (bo7UB)
Leonard Nimoy?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 11:27 PM (di6C2)
That's how you know who really ran things in Nazi Germany.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:27 PM (bo7UB)
Some guy on a tricycle
ROFLMAO
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2024 11:22 PM (xG4kz)
I think Queen wrote a song about riding a Tricycle...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:27 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now
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Bet ol' King Harve is raking in the cash. Front page center with a respectable ad. Even though the new one looks like his kids did it.
Can't imagine an ad man thinking that those repulsive pictures attract one to click.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 11:27 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 28, 2024 11:27 PM (dZVON)
https://tinyurl.com/3tjebx2h
Posted by: Ciampino - it seems everyone on the Left is a pedo at April 28, 2024 11:28 PM (qfLjt)
So she could moan with the other.
Posted by: S
Why did she burn her face?
She answered th iron.
How did she burn the other side?
They called back
Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:28 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2024 11:28 PM (tpjlM)
Posted by: Ciampino - it seems everyone on the Left is a pedo, yep at April 28, 2024 11:30 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 11:27 PM (lCWOD)
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I have to admit I've become obsessed with the animation that depicts intestinal diverticulosis.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:30 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Full Tilt Boogie at April 28, 2024 11:32 PM (V5BDR)
Anne Sullivan is another story.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 28, 2024 11:27 PM (dZVON)
*reads wiki entry*
Ok. Not blind? Or milked Keller's fame?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 11:32 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 11:32 PM (emlEe)
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It's fun to imagine how this would be reported if Melania Trump had been involved.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:33 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2024 11:33 PM (UwmMe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:30 PM (bo7UB)
We can save him!
Clear!
https://tinyurl.com/yeev2aja
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 11:33 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2024 11:33 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 11:34 PM (2xVPz)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 11:35 PM (2xVPz)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2024 11:33 PM (UwmMe)
Driving HOW FAST? I mean, play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:36 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:36 PM (RjBju)
https://mol.im/a/13360151
"Authorities later added two of the teens that were killed in SUV were wearing ankle monitors, while three had active warrants, reports WLBT. Some of the occupants also appeared to be wearing ski masks."
It would take a heart of stone not to laugh uproariously
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 28, 2024 11:36 PM (i6N8Y)
She might even be running for President. We already have a puppet there now; what’s one more?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2024 11:37 PM (VNX3d)
She might even be running for President. We already have a puppet there now; what’s one more?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2024 11:37 PM (VNX3d)
At least she'd have to have a hand on the pulse of America...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:38 PM (ynpvh)
"Men in Orleans cited after fight over loose pigs"
"Men(?) in Gaza cited after fight over loose goats"
Posted by: Ciampino - went for the animal in they/them at April 28, 2024 11:39 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:36 PM (RjBju)
Absolutely. It's the law. I don't remember hearing about any exceptions for car thieves.
Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 11:40 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 28, 2024 11:40 PM (i6N8Y)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2024 11:37 PM (VNX3d)
At least she'd have to have a hand on the pulse of America...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
The only trick is making sure she knows which is the call button and the Launch Everything button.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2024 11:40 PM (VNX3d)
Hold until relieved
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2024 10:32 PM (63Dwl)
*golfclap for Longest Day ref*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 11:41 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2024 11:37 PM (VNX3d)
Lindsey Graham's wife.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 11:41 PM (di6C2)
She'd be doing internet hardcore
Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:42 PM (RjBju)
"Authorities later added two of the teens that were killed in SUV were wearing ankle monitors, while three had active warrants, reports WLBT. Some of the occupants also appeared to be wearing ski masks."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
Get me their middle-school graduation photos! Now!
Posted by: MSDNC etc at April 28, 2024 11:43 PM (DgGvY)
>My grandmother read Pratchett very late in her life, and rather by accident because I had left one of the books laying around.
She instantly took to it and then proceeded to read as many of them as she could. What I remember mostly is that one day she said "They have taken me a lot of fear of my death, because if death is even remotely like the one depicted in the books, there is nothing to be afraid of".
>And honestly for that I'll always be thankful.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 28, 2024 11:43 PM (lhenN)
Everything you'd expect to see: green hair; Trigglypuff clones; a lot of screaming Joy Reid wannabes.
A lot of them now want their arrests expunged, because... not helpful to their career aspirations. White shoe law firms, etc. might not understand.
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at April 28, 2024 11:43 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Montec
And as soon as you enter McDonalds your profile lights up, the red carpet rolls out and the shake machines work.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 11:43 PM (TRLfq)
Posted by: Loose goat at April 28, 2024 11:43 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Loose goat at April 28, 2024 11:43 PM (63Dwl)
Get sold to the neighbors for mutton.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 11:44 PM (di6C2)
Welp, that explains why they are telling you to arrive 15 minutes before 'gate opens' posted time and closing 10 minutes before 'gate closes'.
IOW - They all leave early.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 28, 2024 11:44 PM (cOq4q)
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She'd be doing internet hardcore
Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:42 PM (RjBju)
Sex Workers Of The World Unite!
Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 11:44 PM (emlEe)
She'd be doing internet hardcore
Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:42 PM (RjBju)
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Signing dirty for subscribers on an OnlyFans page.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:45 PM (bo7UB)
Annnd, that's all I've got. Monday stuff to do. Gotta go now.
https://youtu.be/V2L3UzM_FfE
💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - snooze time at April 28, 2024 11:45 PM (L6R40)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2024 11:46 PM (di6C2)
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She'd be doing internet hardcore
Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:42 PM (RjBju)
Sex Workers Of The World Unite!
Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 11:44 PM (emlEe)
I thought it was "Sex Workers of the World: Untie!"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:46 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:46 PM (bo7UB)
That's why they're sold further away than that.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:46 PM (ynpvh)
Untie? Where's the fun in that?
Posted by: Marv Albert at April 28, 2024 11:48 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Better question: Is it haram to eat a goat that’s been intimate with your wife or daughter? Do you eat the woman, or just beat her?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2024 11:48 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:46 PM (ynpvh)
Untie? Where's the fun in that?
Posted by: Marv Albert at April 28, 2024 11:48 PM (emlEe)
Depends what they're untying.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cicero
Define eat, is it dinner or sex?
Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:49 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2024 11:49 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Cicero
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Define eat, is it dinner or sex?
Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:49 PM (RjBju)
Yes.
Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2024 11:50 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at April 28, 2024 11:50 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2024 11:49 PM (lX8VI)
Well, they did turn their life around; now they're dead. That's 180° from living, right?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:51 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:36 PM (RjBju)
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See, they had ankle monitors and got confused .... belt/ankle belt?
Seiously, supposedly great boys? Under 17 and with ankle monitors already? In a stolen car? They were definitely turning their lives around and doing a Michael Brown.
Posted by: Ciampino - SUVs flip & roll easily at April 28, 2024 11:51 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2024 11:49 PM (lX8VI)
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Ironically, they were all on their way to a job interview on the night they died.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:51 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:36 PM (RjBju)
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See, they had ankle monitors and got confused .... belt/ankle belt?
Seiously, supposedly great boys? Under 17 and with ankle monitors already? In a stolen car? They were definitely turning their lives around and doing a Michael Brown.
Posted by: Ciampino - SUVs flip & roll easily at April 28, 2024 11:51 PM (qfLjt)
How many times did the car flip/roll?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2024 11:52 PM (ynpvh)
Seiously, supposedly great boys? Under 17 and with ankle monitors already? In a stolen car? They were definitely turning their lives around and doing a Michael Brown.
How many baby mommmas?
Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:53 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 11:53 PM (fwDg9)
https://mol.im/a/13359981
But .. but ... youtube keeps showing clips of Ukes winning!
Posted by: Ciampino - P-Uke - there's our tax money at April 28, 2024 11:54 PM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13360151
Posted by: Ciampino - It's the pits I tell you at April 28, 2024 11:18 PM (qfLjt)
Two of them had ankle monitors, and three of them had warrants out on them. Good riddance. Live the thug life, die a thug death.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 11:55 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:55 PM (RjBju)
I know you may get tired of this but I obtained my LVN license in 1990. It was early enough to watch the insertion of HMO's into the health care system a few years later and I was perplexed by the premise that doctors of the HMO's were tasked to "limit" healthcare??? Now fast forward to OBAMACARE and the country rapidly slid from one of the world's BEST healthcare systems to somewhere akin to the Best healthcare in places like...Oh Canada...or England...soon to be level with some South American Countries if FJB has his (DAMN DAMN) I keep forgetting this is OBAMA'S 3RD TERM!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 28, 2024 11:55 PM (TDvv2)
Rialto, California mayor Deborah Robertson is suing her own city for $7.5million - and is STILL running for re-election
https://mol.im/a/13329543
Posted by: Ciampino - P-Uke - there's our tax money! at April 28, 2024 11:56 PM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13359913
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Posted by: Ciampino - the Laughing hyena at April 28, 2024 11:57 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2024 11:55 PM (8zz6B)
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We can only imagine the potential for greatness that was lost!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2024 11:58 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: N
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Give me $50 on the squad car.
Posted by: Little Enos Burdette at April 28, 2024 11:58 PM (41CYW)
Arkansas teacher, 26, is charged with sexually assaulting 15-year-old 'she groomed at church and then bombarded with nude photos every day'
https://mol.im/a/13359755
Posted by: Ciampino - most are lookers too at April 28, 2024 11:59 PM (qfLjt)
Arkansas teacher, 26, is charged with sexually assaulting 15-year-old 'she groomed at church and then bombarded with nude photos every day
If she's hot it's a misdemeanor if she's an uggo it's a felony.
Fuck having a trial, we just vote
Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:01 AM (RjBju)
Arkansas teacher, 26, is charged with sexually assaulting 15-year-old 'she groomed at church and then bombarded with nude photos every day'
https://mol.im/a/13359755
Posted by: Ciampino - most are lookers too at April 28, 2024 11:59 PM (qfLjt)
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That's a 1
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2024 12:01 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2024 11:43 PM (TRLfq)
Had a neighbor all the gas stations and stores around knew by his first name. He kept passing bad checks, so they made him pay by card.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2024 12:01 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:02 AM (RjBju)
For many years Sullivan was Keller's only means of communication to the outside world. So was it Keller's words, or what Sullivan "thought" Keller wanted to say?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 29, 2024 12:02 AM (dZVON)
Posted by: David Lee Roth at April 29, 2024 12:02 AM (bo7UB)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pSyqNz2E_p4
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2024 12:03 AM (VNX3d)
Arkansas teacher, 26, is charged with sexually assaulting 15-year-old 'she groomed at church and then bombarded with nude photos every day'
https://mol.im/a/13359755
Posted by: Ciampino - most are lookers too at April 28, 2024 11:59 PM (qfLjt)
Ca-razy.
I like the quote: "The boy told detectives that the pair went no further than oral sex so he could 'stay pure'"...Oh, a very Bill Clinton response from the kid.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:03 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard - there's a cost overhead to all enterprise at April 29, 2024 12:03 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 29, 2024 12:02 AM (dZVON)
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Call me.
Posted by: Koko the Gorilla at April 29, 2024 12:04 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2024 12:06 AM (TDvv2)
might not be wise
Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:07 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: MSDNC etc
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And Skittles.
Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 12:07 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:03 AM (ynpvh)
He just wants to know what the definition of 'is' is. Besides, it looks like he actually studied some history. So there's that.
Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2024 12:07 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2024 12:06 AM (TDvv2)
Too many head concussions over the years, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:07 AM (ynpvh)
https://mol.im/a/13359471
Not mentioned: democracy, FBI, CIA, NSA to name a few.
Posted by: Ciampino - unconst at April 29, 2024 12:08 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:03 AM (ynpvh)
He just wants to know what the definition of 'is' is. Besides, it looks like he actually studied some history. So there's that.
Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2024 12:07 AM (emlEe)
I was thinking she probably convinced him it wasn't sex. If sex is only PIV, then that makes most gay men virgins, right?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:08 AM (ynpvh)
https://mol.im/a/13359471
Not mentioned: democracy, FBI, CIA, NSA to name a few.
Posted by: Ciampino - unconst at April 29, 2024 12:08 AM (qfLjt)
Social Security, Gun confiscation, police forces
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:09 AM (ynpvh)
I like the quote: "The boy told detectives that the pair went no further than oral sex so he could 'stay pure'"...Oh, a very Bill Clinton response from the kid.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:03 AM (ynpvh)
Wouldn't that depend upon whether she spits or swallows?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:09 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:07 AM (ynpvh)
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Doctors sayTonsil Friction Syndrome ("TFS") can have worse effects than eating lead paint chips over the long term.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2024 12:10 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Braenyard - there's a cost overhead to all enterprise at April 29, 2024 12:11 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2024 12:12 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:08 AM (ynpvh)
Call me. I'll help just like I did with East Palestine: I'll fuck up everything.
Posted by: Pete Buttplug at April 29, 2024 12:12 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:13 AM (6NgT4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:14 AM (8zz6B)
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We had one in HS, the Librarian. Looked like Lovie from Gilligan's Island. Wore a lot of perfume and gave a lot of bosom hugs. We all suspected her behavior was because her hubby ran off with a young one.
Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 12:16 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:13 AM (6NgT4)
GGE! Long time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:17 AM (8zz6B)
I didn't have teachers like that when I was 15.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:18 AM (6NgT4)
Justice Kavanaugh Warns Of Vicious Cycle Of Malicious Prosecutions That Could End Presidency
Posted by: Braenyard - there's a cost overhead to all enterprise at April 29, 2024 12:18 AM (lCWOD)
https://tinyurl.com/b4vnepxy
Posted by: Ciampino
.......................................
Who could have predicted such a thing? Besides everybody.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 29, 2024 12:18 AM (sAmhv)
I have a son that was tested for lead back in the 90's when lead was the recent HOT BUTTON for the local GOV to scare the crap out of us and force use to test our ENTIRE HOUSEHOLDS (remember RADON GAS???)
This crap has been going on for so many years.
The GOAL??? To make us sheep. BAH BAH BAH.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2024 12:18 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2024 12:18 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:17 AM (8zz6B)
Hey AOP, how's life? I see we must have gone to the same school.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:19 AM (6NgT4)
Speaking of the VP, has there been further developments on the agent on her security detail having a violent meltdown?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 12:19 AM (t8iue)
Posted by: Braenyard - there's a cost overhead to all enterprise at April 29, 2024 12:18 AM (lCWOD)
Kristi Noem knows how to out down a vicious cycle. Blam! Blam! Right through the crank hanger.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:20 AM (8zz6B)
Evening, all. I like the horses discussing their day.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2024 12:20 AM (lCaJd)
(channeling Harry Ried) *shrugs* It worked, didn't it?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:20 AM (6NgT4)
You can keep the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem and the Bosnian Waffen SS division this time.
"Seig Allah!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 12:21 AM (t8iue)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 12:19 AM (t8iue)
I think they were fighting over who had to ride in the back with her.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:21 AM (6NgT4)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:19 AM (6NgT4)
I am slowly shedding a cold. But life is good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:21 AM (8zz6B)
(channeling Harry Ried) *shrugs* It worked, didn't it?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:20 AM (6NgT4)
It's a ratchet; only goes one way.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:22 AM (ynpvh)
Now turn to page 192 in you syllabus chapter 16..."How the GOV. is turning you all into Sheep."
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2024 12:22 AM (TDvv2)
"Dear Ms. Vice President. A little wider."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 12:24 AM (t8iue)
Posted by: Braenyard - there's a cost overhead to all enterprise at April 29, 2024 12:24 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Braenyard - there's a cost overhead to all enterprise at April 29, 2024 12:18 AM (lCWOD)
Kristi Noem knows how to out down a vicious cycle. Blam! Blam! Right through the crank hanger.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:20 AM (8zz6B)
Blam! Blam! Thank you ma'am?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:24 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw)
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u razist!!!!
Posted by: The U at April 29, 2024 12:24 AM (sAmhv)
You will own nothing.
You will sleep in the pod.
You will eat the bugs.
You will be happy.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:24 AM (6NgT4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 12:25 AM (t8iue)
Posted by: GGE
1 flash from the past. Nice seeing you
2. Half the horde has the computer reader running.
Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:25 AM (RjBju)
Well, I was just thinking about being trapped in there with that laugh, but hey, way to escalate there...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:26 AM (6NgT4)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:27 AM (6NgT4)
Posted by: Ripley at April 29, 2024 12:27 AM (H0hOQ)
Oh, a tourniquet.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 12:25 AM (t8iue)
Around the neck. Gotta stop the bleeding, right?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:27 AM (ynpvh)
You will sleep in the pod.
You will eat the bugs.
You will be happy.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter
Correction: We don’t care if you’re happy. Shut up and work, serf!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2024 12:28 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: 13times at April 29, 2024 12:28 AM (cZPj9)
Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:28 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 12:28 AM (t8iue)
Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:29 AM (RjBju)
If the noggin pops right off you tightened it too much
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 12:29 AM (t8iue)
Posted by: Ripley at April 29, 2024 12:27 AM (H0hOQ)
Sounds like the ankle monitor monitors aren't talking to the warrant issuers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:29 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 12:30 AM (t8iue)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 12:30 AM (t8iue)
4 thugs in wreck. 2 wearing ankle monitors, 3 with outstanding warrants. Means at least one of the monitor-wearers was under an outstanding warrant.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:32 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 12:33 AM (t8iue)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:33 AM (6NgT4)
Nailed down the 2nd Amendment...AND, "Shall NOT be infringed!!"...(cause they knew this day was gonna come.)
Oh...and looky here...what do I smell?..."Skunk?"
No...I smell the 2nd Amendment warming up.
The stink is for those warned.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2024 12:33 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:33 AM (8zz6B)
Look, if you want to drive an electric car for the performance, or just back and forth to work where you can plug it in to charge, fine. Just stop trying to convince me that they are going to save the world.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:35 AM (6NgT4)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYckn1gplnc
Posted by: Braenyard - there's a cost overhead to all enterprise at April 29, 2024 12:35 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:33 AM (8zz6B)
And here I was thinking 'never got caught yet'.
Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2024 12:35 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 12:35 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:33 AM (8zz6B)
And here I was thinking 'never got caught yet'.
Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2024 12:35 AM (emlEe)
Heh, my thought too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:36 AM (ynpvh)
Except in New York, because apparently it doesn't exist there.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:36 AM (6NgT4)
Sound like a good Venn diagram problem for the local school.
Posted by: Ripley at April 29, 2024 12:36 AM (H0hOQ)
Posted by: Alb
And there's somebody ar a mome that does not belong in jail sunday morning for what they did saturday.
Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:36 AM (RjBju)
Yeah, by this time the Dems had already impeached Trump once over nothing, and the Repubs can't even nail down the border guy.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:38 AM (6NgT4)
Except in New York, because apparently it doesn't exist there.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:36 AM (6NgT4)
Or Hawaii
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:38 AM (ynpvh)
Rage on Horde...Rage ON!! Time to train up.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2024 12:38 AM (TDvv2)
Rage on Horde...Rage ON!! Time to train up.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2024 12:38 AM (TDvv2)
Night, Nightwatch
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:39 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard - there's a cost overhead to all enterprise at April 29, 2024 12:39 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Braenyard - there's a cost overhead to all enterprise at April 29, 2024 12:39 AM (lCWOD)
Night Braenyard.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:39 AM (ynpvh)
Just once, just ONE time, I'd like to see a family member stand up and say "Yeah, we knew he was trouble and that he was going to end up dead or in prison by the time he was 20, but he was ours and we loved him." I could respect that.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:40 AM (6NgT4)
Shoes that don't thug. It would not surprise me to learn that the three thugs deliberately picked up a non-thug in order to get him arrested when they all were, just to turn him.
Not saying that's what happened here, but i would not rule it tight out,
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:40 AM (8zz6B)
Just once, just ONE time, I'd like to see a family member stand up and say "Yeah, we knew he was trouble and that he was going to end up dead or in prison by the time he was 20, but he was ours and we loved him." I could respect that.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:40 AM (6NgT4)
Is there legal jeopardy for such an admission?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:40 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:40 AM (ynpvh)
It would depend on the prosecutor. Most places, I doubt it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:41 AM (6NgT4)
Is it that hard to teach somebody what crime is and why you do not do crimes?
Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:43 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Alvin Bragg and melanin will make that determination.
Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 12:45 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:45 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:38 AM (6NgT4)
No, that's not true nor really fair. The House impeached Mayorkas. But Chuck the Schmuck won't hold a Senate trial (even if a foregone conclusion with the Dems owning the Senate) ignoring the Senate's Constitutional duty to hold an impeachment trial after being presented with the House's articles of impeachment, and there were two articles.
Bride of Chucky Schumer is playing power politics over the Constitution. I hate my asshoe Senator. Well, both of them, actually, him and Kirsten Jellybrain.
Now the impeachment of Biden is trickier, but not because of the election season. Who really wants Kamalalaladingdong becoming President, even if only until next January?
Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2024 12:45 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:40 AM (ynpvh)
It would depend on the prosecutor. Most places, I doubt it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:41 AM (6NgT4)
Minority kids causing trouble? In some places they'd have been let out without bail. I would gander FL is NOT one of those places. Should've done their shenanigans in a more liberal city/state.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:46 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:45 AM (RjBju)
How many of those dead thugs had a father in the home, I wonder?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:47 AM (8zz6B)
How many of those dead thugs had a father in the home, I wonder?
Posted by: Alb
The mothers would have to go to maury to find the fathers
Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:48 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:45 AM (RjBju)"
If there are any. But yeah, I'd guess that is probably a huge factor.
"No, that's not true nor really fair. The House impeached Mayorkas."
Fair enough, as far as it goes, but it took them two tries to nail down the TINY fish. You have the right of it, though, Kamalama is a hell of an insurance policy for Slow Joe.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:49 AM (6NgT4)
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First time I've ever thought differently about Ding Dong Ditch. *shudders*
Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 12:49 AM (41CYW)
How many of those dead thugs had a father in the home, I wonder?
Posted by: Alb
The mothers would have to go to maury to find the fathers
Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:48 AM (RjBju)
With a great possibility that the kids each mom had at home have a different daddy.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:49 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:48 AM (RjBju)
Multiple times.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:50 AM (6NgT4)
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First time I've ever thought differently about Ding Dong Ditch. *shudders*
Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 12:49 AM (41CYW)
Saw a meme that had a pic of Kumala and Joey that said:
"Hostess Presidential Candidates: Ho-Ho and Ding-Dong"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:51 AM (ynpvh)
Arkansas teacher, 26, is charged with sexually assaulting 15-year-old 'she groomed at church and then bombarded with nude photos every day'
>Dude, We'd be hot-potting and screwing like rabbits every week. You buy the booze, you drive, let's party!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 29, 2024 12:51 AM (fY84s)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:51 AM (6NgT4)
Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:48 AM (RjBju)
Multiple times.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:50 AM (6NgT4)
There was a TV show called "Paternity Court"; dunno if it's still on. I always thought it shoulda been called "Who's Yo Daddy?!"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:52 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:52 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:49 AM (6NgT4)
Singer Edith Piaf was known as the Little Sparrow.
Kamalama is the Giant Swallow.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:52 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:51 AM (6NgT4)
Night GGE.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:53 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:53 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 29, 2024 12:49 AM (6NgT4)
Singer Edith Piaf was known as the Little Sparrow.
Kamalama is the Giant Swallow.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:52 AM (8zz6B)
But who's the Great Tit?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:53 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 12:54 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:53 AM (ynpvh)
Sydney Sweeney is a current favorite, there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:55 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Hahaha. Perfect.
Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 12:55 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:53 AM (ynpvh)
Is it cold outside? Because then that would be Hillary.
Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2024 12:55 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:53 AM (ynpvh)
Is it cold outside? Because then that would be Hillary.
Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2024 12:55 AM (emlEe)
More like a Great Cow; always wearing a large MooMoo...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:57 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 29, 2024 12:58 AM (i6N8Y)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 29, 2024 12:58 AM (i6N8Y)
Sounds Rule #34ish...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:58 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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The Horde seems to support your nomination.
Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 12:59 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 01:00 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:53 AM (ynpvh)
Sydney Sweeney is a current favorite, there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Now, if you’re asking Who’s the Great Twit, it’s harder to answer. There are so many possibilities today.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2024 01:03 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 12:53 AM (ynpvh)
Sydney Sweeney is a current favorite, there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Now, if you’re asking Who’s the Great Twit, it’s harder to answer. There are so many possibilities today.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2024 01:03 AM (VNX3d)
Yeah, and I don't have a Kohn scale on me either.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 01:04 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: m at April 29, 2024 01:04 AM (o3SCB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 01:13 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: N at April 28, 2024 11:36 PM (RjBju)
Judging from the pictures of the wreck, I don't think seat belts would have mattered....
Friday was last actual "work" day. Tomorrow is a PTO day then Tuesday i officially separate; final debrief, turn in the badge, electronics, etc.
44 years since graduating with an engineering degree and was out of work a total of 6 weeks in summer of 1982....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 29, 2024 01:20 AM (QGaXH)
Congrats. Been and engineer (non-choo-choo) for more than 30 years myself, but haven't worked since before wife went into hospice. Want to start up again, but helping my sister, taking care of TWO estates (wife's and FIL's), and have a child that won't cooperate with me. Such is life.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 01:24 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 29, 2024 01:20 AM (QGaXH)
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AR, congrats and kudos on contributing to our society with constructive skills.
Posted by: chris+opher at April 29, 2024 01:24 AM (dSco/)
Posted by: N at April 29, 2024 12:45 AM (RjBju)
How many of those dead thugs had a father in the home, I wonder?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 12:47
You want to see a nightmare unfolding watch the stuff on Sean Puff Diddy Combs. Jules has been following it lately and it's crazy.
To go to the subject of your post, it seems like he might have been sexually abused by his father, whom I think died when he was young.
But like a lot of victims of sexual abuse he proceeded to become an abuser of young women and men. Many including Usher and Justin Bieber. Crazy stuff I'd rather not know but that is what J has been following lately.
It's a whole different culture and very bizarre.
Posted by: Farmer at April 29, 2024 01:27 AM (55Qr6)
...
Posted by: Farmer at April 29, 2024 01:27 AM (55Qr6)
Seems like the Venn diagrams of politicians and entertainers cross over each other to a large extent on this subject.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 01:30 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 01:32 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 01:24
jim I do admire your attitude. I've often said...such is life. You deal w/ it as it comes by. Always said there is somone worse off than I am, could be worse.
Posted by: Farmer at April 29, 2024 01:39 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 29, 2024 01:39 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 29, 2024 01:42 AM (+xYe0)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 01:24
jim I do admire your attitude. I've often said...such is life. You deal w/ it as it comes by. Always said there is somone worse off than I am, could be worse.
Posted by: Farmer at April 29, 2024 01:39 AM (55Qr6)
Indeed. I've looked through tons of genealogical records, and know for a fact lots of them had it worse than I have.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 01:43 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 01:24 AM (ynpvh)
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It is difficult. I'm working to button up 2nd of two estates with a lazy co-admin. Multi-state adventure. Quite the time alligator. As you mentioned, such is life.
Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 01:44 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
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You going to shut it down? Or consult/take on some projects?
Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 01:47 AM (41CYW)
I was quite happy too - his successor is almost everything bad about medical schools today. The sort that tells a patient that an effective medication that they've been taking for a while is something he's not comfortable with prescribing - merely because of some phantom fear of liability, not from any legitimate medical concern. That, and nothing close to a bedside manner - the guy is practically terrified of seeing a patient and elects to let his nursing staff do most of the real work.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 29, 2024 02:02 AM (+OBLx)
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2024 02:24 AM (njWTi)
There. Makes it allllll better, doesn't it? (no, it doesn't)
But I carry on. Crunch the #s and try to figure how to keep this place afloat while doing all the labor. Plus Dad's estate, with NO help from siblings.
Jeez, I feel like the Little Red Hen. Except I will be forced to share that loaf of bread.
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2024 02:30 AM (njWTi)
Jeez, I feel like the Little Red Hen. Except I will be forced to share that loaf of bread.
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2024 02:30 AM (njWTi)
Then give the heels heels.
Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2024 02:34 AM (emlEe)
I will fulfill my duties as estate rep. No more and no less. Siblings are in for some disappointment, as things they could've helped with will actually cost $$$$$ (and cut into their faaiiiir shaaare) Oh well.
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2024 02:37 AM (njWTi)
" 4 teenagers die in high-speed chase after trooper uses PIT maneuver"
We're more than halfway through the story to find that the chase exceeded 110 mph, with no editorial comment about danger to other cars and pedestrians in their path.
Another few sentences to point out that SUV was stolen.
The last sentence mentions that 3 had active warrants and 2 were wearing ankle monitors.
Woke journalism has completely infected the nation.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 29, 2024 02:39 AM (M1o0g)
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2024 02:41 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at April 29, 2024 02:43 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at April 29, 2024 02:43 AM (TGPs7)
I would consider Mister Ghost to be a trustworthy source about hauntings.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 02:47 AM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Mister Ghost
Sounds like a great indie horror flick... wait...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2024 02:55 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 02:57 AM (1Qjy/)
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2024 03:05 AM (njWTi)
BWAHAHAHAHA
kookoobananas
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2024 03:27 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 29, 2024 03:30 AM (+OBLx)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 29, 2024 03:31 AM (+OBLx)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2024 03:52 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2024 11:27 PM (lCWOD)
I've never understood that, either.
Posted by: m at April 29, 2024 03:53 AM (o3SCB)
BWAHAHAHAHA
kookoobananas
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2024 03:27 AM (njWTi)
If a woman loses her shit over a silly joke then she's not worth getting a bj from. And probably sucks at making sandwiches.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 03:56 AM (1Qjy/)
There is an interesting story about Stevie Wonder, though. Shaquille O'Neal swore that he got into an elevator, unannounced, with Stevie Wonder. The two had never met, and Shaquille hadn't said anything when Stevie said, "Hello, Shaq." Shaq said he wasn't going to speculate on what that might have meant, but he did so it was something that he found unusual and hard-to-explain..
Flip side of this, the original Ole Miss mascot, Colonel Rebel, was based on a die-hard black fan of the Rebels who never missed a game. James "Blind Jim" Ivy dressed in the style associated with Colonel Reb, and had the same moustache, and it's believed that the mythic Colonel was inspired by and created as a "white-washed" version of James Ivy. A devoted fan of Ole Miss football, who was blind, not only enjoyed the games whole-heartedly and became its literal image.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 29, 2024 03:59 AM (+OBLx)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
A very good one
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2024 11:53 PM (fwDg9)
Thanks, Skip!
Posted by: m at April 29, 2024 04:03 AM (o3SCB)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2024 04:05 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 29, 2024 04:07 AM (+OBLx)
The Stevie Wonder thing is easy. He's likely not 100% blind. So when you live in the same building as Shaq and this giant shadow gets into the elevator with you probably bigger than any other shadow of a person you've seen, it's probably Shaq.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 04:09 AM (1Qjy/)
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2024 04:37 AM (njWTi)
You seem nice
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2024 04:37 AM (njWTi)
Sorry to have hurt your feelings with a joke. Hope you're not a blonde.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2024 04:52 AM (1Qjy/)
Aren't you dead, or something?
Not like you'd ever get a bj or sammich from a real woman anyway.
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2024 04:55 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Onlooker at April 29, 2024 08:20 AM (RD5tN)
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