White Devil Alec Baldwin Cafe

Streets of Barcelona
by @yeraysg

Little dog wants kisses.

Kitten shows dog who runs this cell-block, bitch.

i halp

Trapped in a glass case of emotions.

Morning in Bali.

Ladies, if you put it out there, you're going to draw some interest from mashers.

Anyone with a fear of spiders obviously hasn't yet enjoyed the beauty of a snake giving birth. As I always say, nature is fucking gross.

A dinner cruise in Antarctica's Drake Passage. (In? On? At?)

Octopus disguises itself as a big dangerous predator.

Not all heroes wear capes but the real ones do.

They should install these in San Francisco so that the homeless can shit in the outdoors without inconveniencing the normal people. Who don't exist in San Francisco so forget I said anything.

Bowling for tuna.

I am the one who knocks.

Siblings.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/X2TrbOl4rp
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 24, 2024

Wasn't me, I'm just cleaning myself! pic.twitter.com/6izyeKVxSl
— Pier Pets (@PierPets) April 23, 2024

Who's this handsome guy in the water? pic.twitter.com/2gX9hYCc74
— Pier Pets (@PierPets) April 24, 2024

Aim high!

That's the biggest ball he's ever seen! pic.twitter.com/AISMrThVMc
— Pier Pets (@PierPets) April 24, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM

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1 Wurst

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 24, 2024 07:30 PM (2UnvF)

2 Called em

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 24, 2024 07:31 PM (2UnvF)

3 Damp.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2024 07:32 PM (diceA)

4 Is that Barcelona or Barthelona? I get the two mixed up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 24, 2024 07:32 PM (nOjd9)

5 Fr Dylan Schrader @FrDylanSchrader
In response to the move by @catholiccom, the Vatican has released its own state-of-the art AI.

https://tinyurl.com/mr462ffu
IMAGE

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 24, 2024 07:32 PM (vtyCZ)

6 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2024 07:33 PM (fwDg9)

7 Is that Barcelona or Barthelona? I get the two mixed up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 24, 2024 07:32 PM (nOjd9)

---------------

Same

Posted by: Mike Tyson at April 24, 2024 07:33 PM (2UnvF)

8 4 Is that Barcelona or Barthelona? I get the two mixed up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 24, 2024 07:32 PM (nOjd9)

You and alec baldwin's wife.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2024 07:33 PM (diceA)

9 First off, the kitty pottery is perfection.
Secondly, I am not sure I need to see anyone while I go potty.

Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2024 07:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

10 I've spent a thousand miles a-thumbin'
Yes, I've worn blisters on my heels
Trying to find me something better
Here on the streets of Barcelona

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 07:36 PM (ENQN6)

11 9 First off, the kitty pottery is perfection.
Secondly, I am not sure I need to see anyone while I go potty.
Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2024 07:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

Chuck Berry (and wasn't there a rapper several years ago) would not agree.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2024 07:36 PM (diceA)

12 Nobody nooded?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 24, 2024 07:37 PM (q2svT)

13 No capes!

Posted by: Edna Mode at April 24, 2024 07:37 PM (PiwSw)

14 12 Nobody nooded?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 24, 2024 07:37 PM (q2svT)

Someone did nood, that is how I got here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2024 07:37 PM (diceA)

15 “Together, the proposals would increase the top marginal rate on long-term capital gains and qualified dividends to 44.6 percent.”

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 07:38 PM (ENQN6)

16 If the alligator shows up when you zipline, they charge you double, for the extra thrills.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at April 24, 2024 07:38 PM (MvF+J)

17 Although I think they said something like 'The Cafe is open!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2024 07:39 PM (diceA)

18
Good evening, Hordians. No, stay seated. No need to stand.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2024 07:39 PM (MoZTd)

19 Looking forward to the Kamala Harris administration.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at April 24, 2024 07:40 PM (TMjCf)

20 An overwhelming 77% of registered voters in the seven states that will decide the 2024 presidential election like the idea of a billionaires tax to bolster Social Security shortfalls, the poll found.

ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 07:40 PM (ENQN6)

21 RE: Toilet installation

Modern art: making people's nightmares into reality for 100 years.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 24, 2024 07:40 PM (ou9hh)

22 Meh. San Francisco will probably install those port-o-potties with the glass on backwards.

Posted by: Paco at April 24, 2024 07:40 PM (njExo)

23 I guess I should make dinner- though I got the house clean from tip to bottom and don’t want to mess it up!

Posted by: Piper at April 24, 2024 07:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

24 The guy in the front of that streetcar looks mean.

Posted by: Tuna at April 24, 2024 07:41 PM (oaGWv)

25 All of them not just e.g. Rwandans.
====
NEXTA @nexta_tv Apr 23
UK approves law to deport illegal migrants to Rwanda

After weeks of debate, British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has pushed through Parliament a law to deport migrants to Rwanda. The implication is that asylum seekers who enter the UK illegally will be automatically - regardless of their origin - deported to the East African country.

At the same time, the British government also expects to ban the ability to challenge a deportation decision in the courts. The bill, which was approved by the upper house of the British Parliament, officially recognizes Rwanda as a safe country.

Now migrants who have entered the UK illegally will be deported to Rwanda and seek asylum there.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 24, 2024 07:42 PM (vtyCZ)

26 Great Cafe post, as usual.

Question: what's the best kind of dog to have in the coming apocalypse?

Posted by: Paco at April 24, 2024 07:42 PM (njExo)

27 That transparent toilet would soon fill up with greenhouse gases.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2024 07:42 PM (tkR6S)

28 I shot an extra in my pajamas
How he got into...

Posted by: Alex the shooter at April 24, 2024 07:42 PM (ENQN6)

29
Question: what's the best kind of dog to have in the coming apocalypse?
Posted by: Paco

__________

I'm betting on a Borzoi.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2024 07:43 PM (MoZTd)

30 You know who else painted streetscapes involving streetcars?!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 24, 2024 07:43 PM (vtyCZ)

31 29
Question: what's the best kind of dog to have in the coming apocalypse?
Posted by: Paco

__________

I'm betting on a Borzoi.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2024 07:43 PM (MoZTd)

Pitbull with AIDS

Posted by: Alex the shooter at April 24, 2024 07:44 PM (ENQN6)

32 Well, a Caucasian Shepherd would be good protection, but you'd have to feed him a lot of dead commies.

As for the downsides...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2024 07:44 PM (diceA)

33 White Devil:

https://tinyurl.com/ysfbebeb

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 24, 2024 07:44 PM (QNSds)

34 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2024 07:44 PM (WXNFJ)

35 "Question: what's the best kind of dog to have in the coming apocalypse?"

The largest edible breed.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at April 24, 2024 07:44 PM (MvF+J)

36 25. Andy, it seems like the UK is going in the right direction on at least this one issue.

Posted by: Paco at April 24, 2024 07:44 PM (njExo)

37 off soc

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 07:45 PM (ENQN6)

38 27 That transparent toilet would soon fill up with greenhouse gases.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2024 07:42 PM (tkR6S)

Hun
Have you checked our shitter?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 07:46 PM (ENQN6)

39 “Together, the proposals would increase the top marginal rate on long-term capital gains and qualified dividends to 44.6 percent.”
Posted by: rhennigantx

We'll make up our income shortfalls by working more hours!!
-- Recent college grads

Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2024 07:46 PM (WXNFJ)

40 Sausage dog might come in handy if times get really bad.

Posted by: German Staple at April 24, 2024 07:47 PM (V5BDR)

41 Hadrian, I saw this book and thought of you & HM

Dogland: Passion, Glory, and Lots of Slobber at the Westminster Dog Show

amazon.com/dp/1982149329/

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 24, 2024 07:47 PM (q2svT)

42 26 Great Cafe post, as usual.

Question: what's the best kind of dog to have in the coming apocalypse?
Posted by: Paco at April 24, 2024 07:42 PM (njExo)

A boy loves his dog.

Posted by: Harlan Ellison at April 24, 2024 07:47 PM (PiwSw)

43 How did the Brits get Rwanda to agree?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 24, 2024 07:48 PM (q2svT)

44 >>"Question: what's the best kind of dog to have in the coming apocalypse?"

One like the cute doggy in "Love and Monsters" movie.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2024 07:49 PM (cCVOS)

45 Paco, a fila braserilio. They will kill anything that moves.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 07:49 PM (LfcYE)

46 They should install these in San Francisco so that the homeless can shit in the outdoors without inconveniencing the normal people. Who don't exist in San Francisco so forget I said anything.
====

Truuf.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2024 07:49 PM (RIvkX)

47 You can tell it ain't the first time those tuna guys unloaded the truck.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at April 24, 2024 07:51 PM (MvF+J)

48 1 Wurst
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 24, 2024 07:30 PM

Aren't you supposed to knock first?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2024 07:51 PM (a3Q+t)

49 More seriously, a Belgian Malinois, perhaps?
They work hard and are fearsome.
That's the breed of dog that hunted down al Bagdadi

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2024 07:51 PM (cCVOS)

50 Evening Horde.

Man am I enjoying that whole click the number to refresh thing we discovered this morning.

Day started good.
Then got word that a co-worker's wife died in a head on collision on her way to work. Wrong way driver on the freeway.
Then found out she was the sister of 2 other employees.
Then a co-worker comes to me with pictures of his kids leg cast removal (18 month old, trampoline, need I say more?). The stupid bitch, I mean Doctor burned his legs up the entire cut on both sides with the saw getting hot. I almost puked.

I told him to get a lawyer before he ever talks to anyone or signs anything. He said the hospital wanted to talk to him after work. I said call them and reschedule for when you get a lawyer.

Posted by: Reforger at April 24, 2024 07:52 PM (B705c)

51 Les choses se déroulent comme nous l'avions prévu.

Posted by: Grand Pingouin at April 24, 2024 07:52 PM (a3Q+t)

52 How did the Brits get Rwanda to agree?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 24, 2024 07:48 PM (q2svT)

https://youtu.be/CIHgmBbDAvI

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2024 07:52 PM (tkR6S)

53 Hey, Tonypete. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 07:53 PM (9yWhg)

54 How did the Brits get Rwanda to agree?
Posted by: vmom

Same way they got the Arab countries to agree to both the Balfour Declaration and then the creation of Israel.

That is to say, they didn't.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2024 07:53 PM (WXNFJ)

55 35 "Question: what's the best kind of dog to have in the coming apocalypse?"

The largest edible breed.
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at April 24, 2024 07:44 PM (MvF+J)

I'm sorry, I'm not eating my dog ...

If I'm in that much trouble that I have to eat my dog, I'm gonna be in that same trouble after he's been et.

So I'm not killing him just to survive a few more days.

Eat your dog...pfft ...

Seriously !

Posted by: browndog has problems with this idea at April 24, 2024 07:53 PM (TTAGa)

56 @20, meh, fuggem, I mighta ansered the same if they ast me.

Big Binniss is no effen friend of mine where the sun now stands.

fuggemall

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 24, 2024 07:53 PM (2s0o/)

57 Bali HI is your island
Where the sky meets the sea

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2024 07:54 PM (fwDg9)

58 Several adventurers have ventured to Drake's Stoppage, but none have returned.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at April 24, 2024 07:54 PM (MvF+J)

59 Reforger - holy cr@p, that's a lot of bad news in one day.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2024 07:54 PM (cCVOS)

60 “Together, the proposals would increase the top marginal rate on long-term capital gains and qualified dividends to 44.6 percent.”
Posted by: rhennigantx

We'll make up our income shortfalls by working more hours!!
-- Recent college grads

Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2024 07:46 PM

Long term capital gains encompasses selling your house after you retire and you want to move to Florida. A 44% tax on that is gonna destroy the housing market.

Granted right now you don't pay capital gains on the first $250,000/$500,000 when you sell your primary residence but I am fairly certain that exemption will disappear when this new tax law comes into effect.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 24, 2024 07:54 PM (QNSds)

61 good for you, piper; I know the feeling ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 24, 2024 07:55 PM (2s0o/)

62 >>More seriously, a Belgian Malinois, perhaps?
They work hard and are fearsome.

Small caveat. They need a lot of exercise. A lot, a lot. If they don't get it they will find ways to entertain themselves.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2024 07:55 PM (LkLld)

63 Andy, it seems like the UK is going in the right direction on at least this one issue.
-------
Safe third country for the win, Paco!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 24, 2024 07:56 PM (vtyCZ)

64 TRY THAT IN A RED STATE: Watch: Texas DPS Shows Up at a Pro-Hamas ‘Encampment,’ and Beautiful Chaos Follows.

https://tinyurl.com/yc3ae5a4

1) 'You have guns, use them.'

2) You know, have they stopped making axe handles or night sticks?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2024 07:56 PM (diceA)

65 55 I think we're headed for eat-your-pets-level SHTF. Not happy about it at all. Not a bit.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at April 24, 2024 07:56 PM (MvF+J)

66 & good advice, Reforger!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 24, 2024 07:56 PM (2s0o/)

67
Sausage dog might come in handy if times get really bad.
Posted by: German Staple

Be careful, Ace
It might eat your face
But I'd like to meet his tailor

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2024 07:57 PM (63Dwl)

68 The alligator coming up for the zipliner was pretty cute/funny.

Posted by: Tuna at April 24, 2024 07:57 PM (oaGWv)

69 The kitten /cat vids made me think of the Bobs Burgers episode I just watched where the next door business was

Big Ole Kitties
Cat Rescue

Posted by: polynikes at April 24, 2024 07:57 PM (dOnWV)

70 >>A 44% tax on that is gonna destroy the housing market.

Isn't that the goal?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2024 07:57 PM (cCVOS)

71 62 >>More seriously, a Belgian Malinois, perhaps?
They work hard and are fearsome.

Small caveat. They need a lot of exercise. A lot, a lot. If they don't get it they will find ways to entertain themselves.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2024 07:55 PM (LkLld)

Kinda like a Jack Russell ...

If you don't keep them occupied, your house is forfeit.

Posted by: browndog has seen this happen at April 24, 2024 07:58 PM (TTAGa)

72 *gargles the brain bleach*

Kirsche discovers Japanese men who have spent tens of thousands of dollars to have a commercial costume company create realistic fur-suits for them, one a wolf [$23,000] and another a collie [$15,000].

Japan needs Operation British...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2024 07:58 PM (PbkNc)

73 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 24, 2024 07:58 PM (T4tVD)

74 59 Reforger - holy cr@p, that's a lot of bad news in one day.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2024 07:54 PM (cCVOS)

Yeah. I've been all over the place today emotionally.
Still haven't purged the anger over the kid.

Posted by: Reforger at April 24, 2024 07:58 PM (B705c)

75 Malinois need more exercise and direction than a border collie. A Fila is a laid back killing machine.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 07:59 PM (LfcYE)

76 65 55 I think we're headed for eat-your-pets-level SHTF. Not happy about it at all. Not a bit.
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at April 24, 2024 07:56 PM (MvF+J)

Then I'm gonna go all Cannibal Bob, and eat the fuqers who voted for this shit ...

And my dog will eat well too !!!

Posted by: browndog will go there at April 24, 2024 08:00 PM (TTAGa)

77 Of course King of the Hill had an episode on eating dogs when the SHTF .

Posted by: polynikes at April 24, 2024 08:00 PM (dOnWV)

78 >>Kinda like a Jack Russell ...

>>If you don't keep them occupied, your house is forfeit.

Tiny terrorists. My mom had some. But they also lived on a farm so they got plenty of exercise. Some rats managed to gnaw their way into a feed bin. Bad move, rats.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2024 08:00 PM (LkLld)

79 73 Hiya, JT.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 08:00 PM (9yWhg)

80 >>Small caveat. They need a lot of exercise. A lot, a lot. If they don't get it they will find ways to entertain themselves.

Post-apocalypse there will be a lot of work to do to survive. You don't want a lazy greyhound or a super-friendly golden retriever that will warmly greet the cannibals as they enter your campsite. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2024 08:01 PM (cCVOS)

81 76 Check the Book of Lamentations.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at April 24, 2024 08:01 PM (MvF+J)

82 76 65 55 I think we're headed for eat-your-pets-level SHTF. Not happy about it at all. Not a bit.
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at April 24, 2024 07:56 PM (MvF+J)

Then I'm gonna go all Cannibal Bob, and eat the fuqers who voted for this shit ...

And my dog will eat well too !!!

Posted by: browndog will go there at April 24, 2024 08:00 PM (TTAGa)
----
'A Boy And His Dog'

Posted by: Ciampino - does this taste good? at April 24, 2024 08:01 PM (qfLjt)

83 that's damn right, browndog! *fistbump!*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 24, 2024 08:01 PM (2s0o/)

84 73 Hiya, JT.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Hiya Bulga !

Posted by: JT at April 24, 2024 08:02 PM (T4tVD)

85 Yo! Big B!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2024 08:02 PM (WXNFJ)

86 >>A Fila is a laid back killing machine.

Huh. Interesting combo and a cute dog!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2024 08:02 PM (cCVOS)

87 Posted by: Reforger at April 24, 2024 07:52 PM (B705c)

Tough day.

My theory is that 4/24/2024 has way too many fours in it, which is unlucky.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 24, 2024 08:02 PM (q2svT)

88 45 Paco, a fila braserilio. They will kill anything that moves.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 07:49 PM (LfcYE)

But I move occasionally, Ms Had.

Good looking dog. Cross between a bloodhound and a small horse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2024 08:03 PM (diceA)

89 'A Boy And His Dog'
Posted by: Ciampino - does this taste good? at April 24, 2024 08:01 PM (qfLjt)

83 that's damn right, browndog! *fistbump!*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 24, 2024 08:01 PM (2s0o/)

My people ...

***fist bump***

Posted by: browndog sees he has company at April 24, 2024 08:03 PM (TTAGa)

90 55 I think we're headed for eat-your-pets-level SHTF. Not happy about it at all. Not a bit.
Posted by: gp

I read that as "eat-your-perverts-level" and I'm like okaay... But they better be really well done

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 24, 2024 08:05 PM (q2svT)

91 Tonypete and JT, how goes it?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 08:05 PM (9yWhg)

92 I've got plenty of expired Y2K buckets of freeze dried shit.
I've worried about SHTF stuff for WAY to long and it never seems to happen.

Posted by: Reforger at April 24, 2024 08:05 PM (B705c)

93 Loved the 'Ma! He's touching me!' by the gorillas and eventually the cats too. That cat was Sneaky.

Posted by: Ciampino - Stop touching me! at April 24, 2024 08:05 PM (qfLjt)

94 I am the one who knocks.

What knockers!

Posted by: Sydney Sweeney as Teri Garr in the Young Frankenstein reboot at April 24, 2024 08:05 PM (oGyF9)

95 All is well! Nothing much new - same ole' same ole' - but that's good.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2024 08:06 PM (WXNFJ)

96 95 Good to hear, Tonypete.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 08:07 PM (9yWhg)

97 I contemplated a Fila and had a great conversation with a breeder. I have always had super protective dogs and appreciate them but the Fila was a whole nuther level. I may rethink my decision.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 08:08 PM (LfcYE)

98 88 45 Paco, a fila braserilio. They will kill anything that moves.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 07:49 PM (LfcYE)

Boy oh boy, the Brave browser did not work on that inquiry.

It came up with Fila sportswear, specifically bras ... which a young 'dog might have appreciated back in the day.

Had to throw Dog on the end of the next query ...

Cool looking, might have made a great Hound of The Baskerville's

Posted by: browndog sees he has company at April 24, 2024 08:08 PM (TTAGa)

99 Paco, a fila braserilio. They will kill anything that moves.
Posted by: Ben Had

I have not, and will never attempt to trespass on Ben Had's property.

Posted by: Miklos, with remnant sense of self preservation at April 24, 2024 08:08 PM (oGyF9)

100 92 I should not have responded to the apocalypse question. I should not have stunk up the cafe, Mea culpa.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at April 24, 2024 08:09 PM (MvF+J)

101 92 I've got plenty of expired Y2K buckets of freeze dried shit.
I've worried about SHTF stuff for WAY to long and it never seems to happen.
Posted by: Reforger at April 24, 2024 08:05 PM (B705c)
It never happens til it happens. Be ready every day.

Posted by: Eromero at April 24, 2024 08:09 PM (NxC5+)

102 l
ol 92, same here ... not freezedry, though, mostly just beans, rice, coffee, salt, black peppercorns ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 24, 2024 08:10 PM (2s0o/)

103 100 92 I should not have responded to the apocalypse question. I should not have stunk up the cafe, Mea culpa.
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at April 24, 2024 08:09 PM (MvF+J)

nah nah nah, it's all good ...

Posted by: browndog sees he has company at April 24, 2024 08:10 PM (TTAGa)

104 Miklos, sign on my gate says my dog can reach the gate in 2 seconds, can you?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 08:11 PM (LfcYE)

105 the basics, amirite?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 24, 2024 08:11 PM (2s0o/)

106 It never happens til it happens. Be ready every day.
Posted by: Eromero

I have a still (a small one) and know how to use it.

Posted by: Prioritizing Miklos at April 24, 2024 08:12 PM (oGyF9)

107 This chick is destined to be a dinner someday.
https://x.com/SadiaShaukat10/
status/1782887752805093606

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2024 08:12 PM (klJTj)

108 lol, BH!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 24, 2024 08:12 PM (2s0o/)

109 They are going after the ways middle class people accumulate wealth. Homes, stocks, land, businesses
They want poverty and famine.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 24, 2024 08:12 PM (IG7T0)

110 "Bowling for tuna."

This is one of the cut scenes from Tarkovsky's film Solaris, isn't it.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 24, 2024 08:13 PM (D7oie)

111 Miklos, sign on my gate says my dog can reach the gate in 2 seconds, can you?
Posted by: Ben Had

But I am a Good Boy, yes I am

Posted by: Miklos still has his canine teeth, at least at April 24, 2024 08:13 PM (oGyF9)

112 My cache of freezed dried food is not far away from its expiration date. I consider the date just a recommendation though. It ain't going to kill me after the expiration date.

Posted by: polynikes at April 24, 2024 08:13 PM (dOnWV)

113 Here's something to think about. What if 2020 wasn't the first presidential election stolen in the US? The CIA was literally created to topple foreign governments the first being Iran. It's long been speculated the were involved with taking out JFK. They were definitely involved with taking down Trump in 2020.

One of the key tactics in their color revolutions is co-opting the media. They've been using leaks to favored media for years to build narratives botth in tarrget countries and here at home. What if they thought it would be more effective to have one of their own people running a media outlet.

The new head of NPR, Katherine Maher.

https://tinyurl.com/mteb2m35

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2024 08:14 PM (LkLld)

114 >>They are going after the ways middle class people accumulate wealth. Homes, stocks, land, businesses

Exactly

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2024 08:14 PM (cCVOS)

115 I wonder where the new bunker for Congress is located now that they no longer use the Greenbriar bunker.

Posted by: polynikes at April 24, 2024 08:15 PM (dOnWV)

116 QUICK REFERENCE GUIDE TO SPACE ACTIVITY FOR APRIL 25th.

Busy day, a China launch folloed by a Russian spacewalk and then a Falcon launch.

CHINA:
CASC - Long March 2F/G - Shenzhou 18 - Crewed Launch
The launch is scheduled for April 25, 8:59 EDT, 12:59 UTC, 14:59 CEST, 20:59 China Standard Time (CST)

https://www.youtube.com/live/d-cdY0C1pMQ
_________
ISS:
Roscosmos - Russian ISS Spacewalk 62 - International Space Station - Space Affairs Live
Spacewalk is expected to begin approx. 11 a.m. EDT and last 7 hours.

https://www.youtube.com/live/jP2rrWsGAz8
_________
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - WorldView Legion 1&2 - SLC-4E -
Vandenberg SFB, CA. - Space Affairs Live
The launch is scheduled for Wednesday, April 25,
11:30 a.m. PDT, 2:30 p.m. EDT, 18:30 UTC, and 20:30 CEST.

https://www.youtube.com/live/q5hf7QpVB_w

Posted by: Ciampino - It's from Vandelay at April 24, 2024 08:15 PM (qfLjt)

117 "Bowling for tuna."

This is one of the cut scenes from Tarkovsky's film Solaris, isn't it.
Posted by: Kindltot

Do NOT take the skinheads bowling for tuna.

Just regular bowling.

Posted by: Miklos de Camper van Beethoven at April 24, 2024 08:15 PM (oGyF9)

118 My cache of freezed dried food is not far away from its expiration date. I consider the date just a recommendation though. It ain't going to kill me after the expiration date.

Posted by: polynikes at April 24, 2024 08:13 PM (dOnWV)

Ate a can of pears the other day. Exp. 12/19/19.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 24, 2024 08:16 PM (R4t5M)

119 Better call it a night, long commute tomorrow
Hope you all have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2024 08:16 PM (fwDg9)

120 SpaceX - Falcon 9 - WorldView Legion 1&2 - SLC-4E -
Vandenberg SFB, CA. - Space Affairs Live
The launch is scheduled for Wednesday, April 25,
11:30 a.m. PDT, 2:30 p.m. EDT, 18:30 UTC, and 20:30 CEST.

https://www.youtube.com/live/q5hf7QpVB_w
Posted by: Ciampino

Thinks rickl

Posted by: Miklos at April 24, 2024 08:16 PM (oGyF9)

121 CHORUS:
A
Black powder and alcohol,
D
When the states and the cities fall,
G E
When your back is against the wall;
A
Black powder and alcohol.

https://www.prometheus-music.com/eli/filk/blkpowdr.html

innit?

be prepared !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 24, 2024 08:17 PM (2s0o/)

122 99. a fila braserilio - Ben Had

I had to look it up (actually, it's fila brasileiro).

Meu Deus! N-n-n-nice doggie....

Posted by: Paco at April 24, 2024 08:17 PM (njExo)

123 I plan to take other people's provisions and ammunition.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 08:17 PM (LfcYE)

124 Cafes are usually slow. I've always though they were open threads with suggestion on stuff to comment about at the top.

Like going to a cafe.

Posted by: Reforger at April 24, 2024 08:18 PM (B705c)

125 The new head of NPR, Katherine Maher.

https://tinyurl.com/mteb2m35
Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2024 08:14 PM (LkLld)

Wow ...

The sad thing is, you can't get the "man on the street" to understand, or buy into this.

And the powers that be know this, in fact they bet on it ...

Posted by: browndog sighs softly at April 24, 2024 08:18 PM (TTAGa)

126 I plan to take other people's provisions and ammunition.
Posted by: Ben Had

How much for the women?

Posted by: Miklos invests in Trade Goods at April 24, 2024 08:18 PM (oGyF9)

127 118 My cache of freezed dried food is not far away from its expiration date. I consider the date just a recommendation though. It ain't going to kill me after the expiration date.

Posted by: polynikes at April 24, 2024 08:13 PM (dOnWV)

Ate a can of pears the other day. Exp. 12/19/19.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 24, 2024 08:16 PM (R4t5M)

I’m eating Y2K Spam.

Posted by: Eromero at April 24, 2024 08:19 PM (NxC5+)

128 How did the Brits get Rwanda to agree?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 24, 2024 07:48 PM (q2svT)

By paying them lots and lots of money. Which will be no good when Rwanda collapses into a second civil war and sparks a regional conflict

Posted by: Kindltot at April 24, 2024 08:19 PM (D7oie)

129 there, ya go JS ... that's it all right there.

power + amorality = ...

innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 24, 2024 08:19 PM (2s0o/)

130 Paco, sorry for the misspelling.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 08:19 PM (LfcYE)

131 Ate a can of pears the other day. Exp. 12/19/19.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 24, 2024 08:16 PM (R4t5M)

If necessary I would have no problem eating it in 2034.

Posted by: polynikes at April 24, 2024 08:20 PM (dOnWV)

132 Cafes are usually slow. I've always though they were open threads with suggestion on stuff to comment about at the top.

Like going to a cafe.
Posted by: Reforger

Comments are on a half-caf latte with sprinkles level.

Posted by: Miklos was at a Starbux ONCE at April 24, 2024 08:20 PM (oGyF9)

133 I think the 3 letter agencies run the country
Like mafia families, but worse

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 24, 2024 08:20 PM (q2svT)

134 Which will be no good when Rwanda collapses into a second civil war and sparks a regional conflict
Posted by: Kindltot

C'mon.

Never happen.

Posted by: Tutsis and/or Hutus at April 24, 2024 08:21 PM (oGyF9)

135 Cafes are usually slow. I've always though they were open threads with suggestion on stuff to comment about at the top.

Like going to a cafe.
Posted by: Reforger

Comments are on a half-caf latte with sprinkles level.
Posted by: Miklos was at a Starbux ONCE at April 24, 2024 08:20 PM (oGyF9)
---
The baristas have a high turnover around here, so they are always training someone new.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 24, 2024 08:21 PM (BpYfr)

136 Ciampino's Mama with 6 kittens which have gotten large and not all fit at the same time at Mum's milkbar.

https://www.twitch.tv/kittenwatch/

Posted by: Ciampino - little barrels of fur at April 24, 2024 08:21 PM (qfLjt)

137 Occasionally Big Dogs/Huge Paws will have a Fila for adoption but I would never take anything but a puppy.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 08:22 PM (LfcYE)

138 The Cafe comes as people are leaving work and then having dinner.

Posted by: polynikes at April 24, 2024 08:22 PM (dOnWV)

139 & here we are ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 24, 2024 08:22 PM (2s0o/)

140 Here's something to think about. What if 2020 wasn't the first presidential election stolen in the US? The CIA was literally created to topple foreign governments the first being Iran. It's long been speculated the were involved with taking out JFK. They were definitely involved with taking down Trump in 2020.

One of the key tactics in their color revolutions is co-opting the media. They've been using leaks to favored media for years to build narratives botth in tarrget countries and here at home. What if they thought it would be more effective to have one of their own people running a media outlet.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2024 08:14 PM

Well the CIA/OSS has quite the impressive body count starting with Patton. Kennedy was revenge for not providing them the air support he promised for the Bay of Pigs invasion.

The only reason they didn't concentrate their attention on Trump was the fact that everyone, including Trump himself, his family and his campaign knew he was going to lose in 2016.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 24, 2024 08:22 PM (QNSds)

141 130. Paco, sorry for the misspelling.

As long as we don't misspell its name in front of one of them. Definitely want to stay on the good side of those guys. What a beast!

Posted by: Paco at April 24, 2024 08:23 PM (njExo)

142 I think the Cafe origin story had something to do with COVID.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at April 24, 2024 08:23 PM (MvF+J)

143 on which more-or-less optimistic note: g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 24, 2024 08:24 PM (2s0o/)

144 https://twitter.com/AuronMacintyre/status/
1783273787816829001

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 24, 2024 08:24 PM (lhenN)

145 >>The only reason they didn't concentrate their attention on Trump was the fact that everyone, including Trump himself, his family and his campaign knew he was going to lose in 2016.

They did though. Brennan was a key part of the Russia collusion hoax. Probably THE key part.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2024 08:25 PM (LkLld)

146 I think the Cafe origin story had something to do with COVID.
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom

Add a chick, make it gay and LAME

Posted by: the Cafe's new Hollywood investors at April 24, 2024 08:25 PM (oGyF9)

147 I should not have stunk up the cafe, Mea culpa.
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at April 24, 2024 08:09 PM

Pfft. There's no stink like the stink of our minions.

Posted by: Big Penguin at April 24, 2024 08:27 PM (a3Q+t)

148 G'nite, Skip

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 24, 2024 08:27 PM (epMFw)

149 Streets of Barcelona
----

Que?

Posted by: Manuel at April 24, 2024 08:27 PM (XeU6L)

150 I see big dogs and just think 'Awwwww, big fluffy puppies!'

Except for Cane Corsos, depending on the picture.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2024 08:27 PM (diceA)

151 If necessary I would have no problem eating it in 2034.
Posted by: polynikes

If I am still eating anything in 2034 there will be few complaints.

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at April 24, 2024 08:27 PM (oGyF9)

152 Welp, just finished another book...

Time to start on another grand adventure!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 24, 2024 08:27 PM (BpYfr)

153 Damn Leafs are all over the Bruins ...

Fortunately they haven't scored ... yet

Posted by: browndog roots for both to lose at April 24, 2024 08:28 PM (TTAGa)

154 We sometimes can tuna. We go either to Newport or Tillamook to pick up a tuna. Got to go aboard a "small" tuna boat one time. The freezer holds on the ship were huge. Could have bought a frozen tuna from the captain but already had purchased about 30lbs of fresh tuna.

I much prefer home canned tuna over store bought. Lesson learned, have separate clothes for tuna canning because the smell is very difficult to get rid of.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 24, 2024 08:28 PM (XT+5H)

155 123 I plan to take other people's provisions and ammunition.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 08:17 PM (LfcYE)

Prior to this 3 years hiatus Pantifa has been on that was their plan.
I'd bet they have acquired stuff by now.
I was repeatedly told on a Farcebook page years ago they were trying to DOX me as they had gone through my pics somehow and knew I had stuff.
I went to the dudes (parents) house and took a selfy of myself in front of it.
Then the Reno riots happened and the page vaporized.

Posted by: Reforger at April 24, 2024 08:29 PM (B705c)

156 Paco, when I talked to the breeder she told me I could only see the puppies through a glass partition as the bitch would eat anyone other than family and I did believe her. These dogs are the ultimate in protection but that comes with a huge responsibility.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 08:29 PM (LfcYE)

157 If necessary I would have no problem eating it in 2034.
Posted by: polynikes

If I am still eating anything in 2034 there will be few complaints.
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at April 24, 2024 08:27 PM (oGyF9)
---
When the elites are done destroying our food supply, I intend for my last meal to be a can of Spam with Twinkies for dessert.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 24, 2024 08:30 PM (BpYfr)

158 You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at April 24, 2024 08:30 PM (MvF+J)

159 Welp, just finished another book...

Time to start on another grand adventure!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Proportion.

One should read one book for every book one writes.

Posted by: Prolifically unpublished Miklos at April 24, 2024 08:30 PM (oGyF9)

160 145 >>The only reason they didn't concentrate their attention on Trump was the fact that everyone, including Trump himself, his family and his campaign knew he was going to lose in 2016.

They did though. Brennan was a key part of the Russia collusion hoax. Probably THE key part.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2024 08:25 PM (LkLld)
Brennan, commie and muslim. America-hater and traitor

Posted by: Eromero at April 24, 2024 08:30 PM (NxC5+)

161 When the elites are done destroying our food supply, I intend for my last meal to be a can of Spam with Twinkies for dessert.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

*adds Twinkies to shopping list*

Posted by: Miklos got the Spam RIGHT HERE at April 24, 2024 08:32 PM (oGyF9)

162 Reforger, perfect. Pantywaist little cocksuckers don't handle individual confrontation so well.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 08:32 PM (LfcYE)

163 Ate a can of pears the other day. Exp. 12/19/19.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 24, 2024 08:16 PM (R4t5M)

If necessary I would have no problem eating it in 2034.
Posted by: polynikes
-------

I have a can of Cento minced clams, exp. date of 9/27/2017. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2024 08:33 PM (XeU6L)

164 Go Leafs!

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2024 08:33 PM (LkLld)

165 Annnnd the Leafs score.

Lord I do dislike Toronto fans ...

Posted by: browndog roots for both to lose at April 24, 2024 08:33 PM (TTAGa)

166 >What if 2020 wasn't the first presidential election stolen in the US?

The John Quincy Adams election may have been stolen. The JFK election was most likely stolen.

The better question is what will they do going forward. Power likes to be seen.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 24, 2024 08:34 PM (lhenN)

167 Properly canned stuff should be edible fairly indefinitely. Might be a bit mushy (or a lot mushy) is all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2024 08:35 PM (diceA)

168 156. Paco, when I talked to the breeder she told me I could only see the puppies through a glass partition as the bitch would eat anyone other than family and I did believe her. These dogs are the ultimate in protection but that comes with a huge responsibility. - Ben Had

Hmmm. I guess some kind of liability insurance would be in order. Still...very cool dog. Thanks for teaching me something new.

Posted by: Paco at April 24, 2024 08:35 PM (njExo)

169 42

A boy loves his dog.

Posted by: Harlan Ellison at April 24, 2024 07:47 PM (PiwSw)
----
"A Boy And His Dog"

Posted by: Ciampino - dribble and bite at April 24, 2024 08:36 PM (qfLjt)

170 Annnnd the Leafs score.

Lord I do dislike Toronto fans ...
-----
Bwahahaha!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 24, 2024 08:36 PM (vtyCZ)

171 >>Lord I do dislike Toronto fans ...

Bruins fans are asshoe.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2024 08:36 PM (LkLld)

172 I have a can of Cento minced clams, exp. date of 9/27/2017. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2024 08:33 PM (XeU6L)

The only concern I have is modern canning seems to have gone more and more for the peel style lids. The proper can opener needed type should be a little microbiological mini fortress. That perforated edge though? May not work as well as an oxygen barrier.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2024 08:36 PM (diceA)

173 Evenin'

Now a trip to the grocery store. See if I can keep it under a $100.

I'll be back...(ominous 80s era synth music)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 24, 2024 08:36 PM (RETaS)

174 Properly canned stuff should be edible fairly indefinitely. Might be a bit mushy (or a lot mushy) is all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2024 08:35 PM

When I went to boot camp in the Army they gave us C rations that were manufactured before I started grade school. We didn't die.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 24, 2024 08:37 PM (QNSds)

175 Here's something to think about. What if 2020 wasn't the first presidential election stolen in the US? The CIA was literally created to topple foreign governments the first being Iran. It's long been speculated the were involved with taking out JFK. They were definitely involved with taking down Trump in 2020.

One of the key tactics in their color revolutions is co-opting the media. They've been using leaks to favored media for years to build narratives botth in tarrget countries and here at home. What if they thought it would be more effective to have one of their own people running a media outlet.

The new head of NPR, Katherine Maher.

https://tinyurl.com/mteb2m35
Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2024 08:14 PM (LkLld)

1960 was almost certainly stolen in Texas and Illinois.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2024 08:38 PM (eoQWY)

176 Here's something to think about. What if 2020 wasn't the first presidential election stolen in the US?

-

I doubt Obama won either of his. Definitely not 2012.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 24, 2024 08:38 PM (9Ct69)

177 162 Reforger, perfect. Pantywaist little cocksuckers don't handle individual confrontation so well.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 08:32 PM (LfcYE)

I knew the dudes sister through my sister-in-law.
Knew he was just a stupid junkie living in his parents house.
The problem I really had is his followers. Probably 600 at the peak. Hung on that idiots every word.

Posted by: Reforger at April 24, 2024 08:39 PM (B705c)

178 160, endorsed ... & now rly g'night!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 24, 2024 08:39 PM (2s0o/)

179 170 Annnnd the Leafs score.

Lord I do dislike Toronto fans ...
-----
Bwahahaha!
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 24, 2024 08:36 PM (vtyCZ)

171 >>Lord I do dislike Toronto fans ...

Bruins fans are asshoe.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2024 08:36 PM (LkLld)

Iran / Iraq

Sorry Andy, it's a fan base that shit talks, with no real reason, considering that their last Cup was what ... 1967?

Posted by: browndog roots for both to lose at April 24, 2024 08:40 PM (TTAGa)

180 A can of sardines packed in 2000 will still be edible in 3000.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 08:40 PM (LfcYE)

181 The problem I really had is his followers. Probably 600 at the peak. Hung on that idiots every word.
Posted by: Reforger at April 24, 2024 08:39 PM (B705c)

People are really fucking stupid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2024 08:40 PM (diceA)

182 Welp, just finished another book...

Time to start on another grand adventure!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Proportion.

One should read one book for every book one writes.
Posted by: Prolifically unpublished Miklos at April 24, 2024 08:30 PM (oGyF9)
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If I spent my time writing books instead of reading them, I'd never get anything done.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 24, 2024 08:40 PM (BpYfr)

183 >>The better question is what will they do going forward. Power likes to be seen.

They are already doing it. Meida infiltration, check. Unrest on the streets, check. Unaccountable NGOs helping facilitate our invasion and cultural obliteration, check.

I hope Trump has unreal protection.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2024 08:41 PM (LkLld)

184 When I went to boot camp in the Army they gave us C rations that were manufactured before I started grade school. We didn't die.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 24, 2024 08:37 PM (QNSds)
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If the latrine had survived, oh, what stories it could tell!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 24, 2024 08:41 PM (BpYfr)

185

1-1

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 24, 2024 08:41 PM (vtyCZ)

186 Used WW II ammo too.

Posted by: Eromero at April 24, 2024 08:41 PM (NxC5+)

187 Ha. Of course Maher was a U.S. player in color revolutions.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 24, 2024 08:42 PM (9Ct69)

188 181 Well put!

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at April 24, 2024 08:42 PM (MvF+J)

189 Officials are losing control of this game.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2024 08:42 PM (LkLld)

190 You might as well surrender now and avoid the embarrassment. If the Rangers continue to play like last night, the Cup is theirs.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2024 08:43 PM (tDEa7)

191 A can of sardines packed in 2000 will still be edible in 3000.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 08:40 PM (LfcYE)

I've had some old cans in my cupboard. If they puff out i don't open them. I've had a few that had some micro cracks and dried out. All the others I've opened and were fine.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2024 08:44 PM (eoQWY)

192 Officials are losing control of this game.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2024 08:42 PM

Nah, bruh, we got this.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro & Miss Lindsay at April 24, 2024 08:44 PM (a3Q+t)

193 Many of you are under 29, thus do not recall the Bon Vivant Vichyssoise event. Here is a cheery list of similar events:
https://tinyurl.com/3rdj7p4r

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2024 08:44 PM (XeU6L)

194 I hope Trump still carries ...

& now rly g'night!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 24, 2024 08:44 PM (2s0o/)

195 A can of sardines packed in 2000 will still be edible in 3000.
Posted by: Ben Had

Word. Additionally, how do you know cheese has gone bad? I mean - it's like pre-spoiled.

I do love me some stinky cheeses!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2024 08:44 PM (WXNFJ)

196 Lutefisk will still be edible in 4000.

Posted by: Thorvald, creator of Thorvald's Cream of Lutefisk at April 24, 2024 08:45 PM (a3Q+t)

197 I want to see the Massholes choke in the first round again.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 24, 2024 08:45 PM (R4t5M)

198 Many of you are under 29, thus do not recall the Bon Vivant Vichyssoise event.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

If one likes Vichyssoise however, one deserves whatever comes down the pike.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2024 08:46 PM (WXNFJ)

199 It's starting to become more clear why there is so much talk about "the patriarchy", isn't it?

It's because women are going to be the downfall of the nation, and women like Maher are at the forefront.

"But men" or whatever, while they destroy everything.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 24, 2024 08:46 PM (9Ct69)

200 Thorvald, I have your signature cup!

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 08:46 PM (LfcYE)

201 People are really fucking stupid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2024 08:40 PM (diceA)

Please to watch ... it's right on point!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgcqB8-AxE

Posted by: browndog roots for both to lose at April 24, 2024 08:47 PM (TTAGa)

202 This upcoming 3rd period is gonna be lit ...

Posted by: browndog roots for both to lose at April 24, 2024 08:48 PM (TTAGa)

203
If one likes Vichyssoise however, one deserves whatever comes down the pike.
Posted by: Tonypete
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Yes, it hints at pretentiousness, as opposed to 'Potato soup'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2024 08:49 PM (XeU6L)

204 The old ways are best:

"The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation!"
~ Vladimir Lenin

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 24, 2024 08:49 PM (hOUT3)

205 I suspect the siblings video (one gorilla annoying the other gorilla) is actually a hidden camera video of a AOS staff meeting on Halloween, "Dude you so copied me!," "Did not,"....

Posted by: lost in space at April 24, 2024 08:49 PM (N6oRK)

206 By the way the corrupt AG of Arizona who stole her election has just pulled a Fani Willis and indicted a bunch of Trump folks for trying to get to the bottom of the chearing in the 2020 election.

But Trump is the fascist.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2024 08:49 PM (LkLld)

207 Batteries 3/16 - dead
Creamers 9/23 - chunky
And I have 25 year survival food I ordered a long time ago. That I’ll probably eat when the time comes.

Posted by: RI Red at April 24, 2024 08:51 PM (HDGM5)

208 Thorvald, I have your signature cup!
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 08:46 PM

I hope you're enjoying it!

Upstanding members of the Horde are some of my best customers, and I appreciate every one!

Posted by: Thorvald, creator of Thorvald's Cream of Lutefisk at April 24, 2024 08:52 PM (a3Q+t)

209 Lutefisk will still be as edible in 4000.
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Fixed.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 24, 2024 08:52 PM (vtyCZ)

210 Favorite Katherine Maher phrase so far: "living into the intentionality of what openness can be." Top that, Kamala!

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at April 24, 2024 08:52 PM (MvF+J)

211 Had some magnificent cabrito last night that was prepared over mesquite wood. Delicious.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2024 08:52 PM (tDEa7)

212 One goat and one Yak, you are set.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 08:53 PM (LfcYE)

213 May Day...MAY DAY...

RJ on one off the great calls of all time in the NHL

Still brings tears to my eyes ...

Posted by: browndog roots for both to lose at April 24, 2024 08:53 PM (TTAGa)

214 It's starting to become more clear why there is so much talk about "the patriarchy", isn't it?

they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 24, 2024 08:46 PM (9Ct69)

The feminists have only had 60 years to research it but still haven't come up with a headquarters, how they get information to the men when wives pick up the mail and rear the children, or how it persists when 70 percent of academia and administrators are women.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2024 08:53 PM (eoQWY)

215 208 Thorvald, I have your signature cup!
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 08:46 PM

I hope you're enjoying it!

Upstanding members of the Horde are some of my best customers, and I appreciate every one!
Posted by: Thorvald, creator of Thorvald's Cream of Lutefisk at April 24, 2024 08:52 PM (a3Q+t)
I have one too, really good cup for Cafe Bustelo.

Posted by: Eromero at April 24, 2024 08:54 PM (NxC5+)

216 "One goat and one Yak, you are set."

And a side of refried beans, onions and jalapeños

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2024 08:54 PM (tDEa7)

217 But I have Greek 30-06 ammo from the 70s that goes bang every time.
So I better get used to eating nitro cellulose.

Posted by: RI Red at April 24, 2024 08:54 PM (HDGM5)

218 Yes.
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Free speech curiously only goes in one direction:

@Breaking911 · 3m [1.5 hours or so ago]
BREAKING: Arizona grand jury indicts 11 Republicans who falsely declared Trump won the state in 2020 - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2024 07:32 PM

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 24, 2024 08:54 PM (vtyCZ)

219 Favorite Katherine Maher phrase so far: "living into the intentionality of what openness can be." Top that, Kamala!
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at April 24, 2024 08:52 PM (MvF+J)

Unintentional openness can be embarrassing if you just were in the bathroom.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2024 08:55 PM (eoQWY)

220 Eventus Stultorum Magister

Posted by: Johnny Ringo at April 24, 2024 08:55 PM (a3Q+t)

221 Marcus T, I hope you are well, good sir.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 08:55 PM (LfcYE)

222 Indicting your political opponents.
Always a good sign.

Posted by: RI Red at April 24, 2024 08:56 PM (HDGM5)

223 I did not know that reference:

dialogue - What is the meaning of the Latin exchange between Doc ...
Ringo: Eventus stultorum magister. Doc: In pace requiescat. In English: Doc: In wine, truth. Ringo: Do what you do. Doc: Tell it to the Jew Apella, not I. Ringo: Experience is the teacher of fools. Doc: (Imperative) Rest in peace! The other answers above are largely correct and valid interpretations, ...

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 24, 2024 08:57 PM (vtyCZ)

224 >>>A new study suggests the antiviral drug obeldesivir may be effective in curing Ebola Sudan infections, for which there are currently no approved vaccines or treatments.

Scientists at the University of Texas Medical Branch in Galveston tested the drug, made by Gilead [remember Remdesivir?], in primates,
_https://shorturl.at/frFI7

That's one of Fauci's pet clinics.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 24, 2024 08:57 PM (lCWOD)

225 "Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 08:55 PM (LfcYE)"

And the same for you ma'am. God Blessings upon your family.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2024 08:57 PM (tDEa7)

226 Just had an ad for Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes opening May 10th -- big boobs starlet, well, starring.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 24, 2024 09:00 PM (vtyCZ)

227 Seems all Soros DAs are inditing the alternate electors where they can.
MI 16-1 (bitch) were on trial today.
Hank is my uncle.
Bullshit case designed to bankrupt is what it is.

Posted by: Reforger at April 24, 2024 09:01 PM (B705c)

228 Evening.
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Now migrants who have entered the UK illegally will be deported to Rwanda and seek asylum there.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 24, 2024 07:42 PM (vtyCZ)

Makes me wonder how the Rwandans feel about this.

Posted by: Robert at April 24, 2024 09:01 PM (SJpEt)

229 Now migrants who have entered the UK illegally will be deported to Rwanda and seek asylum there.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 24, 2024 07:42 PM (vtyCZ)

Makes me wonder how the Rwandans feel about this.
Posted by: Robert at April 24, 2024 09:01 PM (SJpEt)
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I'm sure the Rwandans will think of something...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 24, 2024 09:04 PM (BpYfr)

230 @173

>>Now a trip to the grocery store. See if I can keep it under a $100.

If you leave out eggs, butter, milk, OJ, Bread and bacon, you have a shot.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 24, 2024 09:04 PM (XV/Pl)

231 Favorite Katherine Maher phrase so far: "living into the intentionality of what openness can be." Top that, Kamala!
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at April 24, 2024 08:52 PM (MvF+J)

Unintentional openness can be embarrassing if you just were in the bathroom.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 24, 2024 08:55 PM (eoQWY)

You know, I'd hazard a guess that the number of evil Democrat minions who don't have Secret Service protections vastly exceeds the number who do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2024 09:06 PM (tkR6S)

232 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 24, 2024 09:06 PM (R4t5M)

233 Cheaper to pay for those illegals in Rwanda. Average income in Britain 33,000 pounds. Average income in Rwanda $788, Us dollars.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 09:08 PM (LfcYE)

234 If you leave out eggs, butter, milk, OJ, Bread and bacon, you have a shot.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 24, 2024 09:04 PM (XV/Pl

Sounds about right.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 24, 2024 09:08 PM (tU7vi)

235 218
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 24, 2024 08:54 PM (vtyCZ)

"Shut up!" the Soros team graciously explained.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 24, 2024 09:08 PM (hOUT3)

236 Bruins strike early ...

Posted by: browndog roots for both to lose at April 24, 2024 09:08 PM (TTAGa)

237 222 Indicting your political opponents.
Always a good sign.
Posted by: RI Red at April 24, 2024 08:56 PM (HDGM5

Don't forget beating.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 24, 2024 09:09 PM (tU7vi)

238 Cheaper to pay for those illegals in Rwanda. Average income in Britain 33,000 pounds. Average income in Rwanda $788, Us dollars.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 09:08 PM (LfcYE)

Mmmm! Plump, and nicely marbled!

Posted by: Rwandans at April 24, 2024 09:09 PM (tkR6S)

239
Hadrian, I saw this book and thought of you & HM

Dogland: Passion, Glory, and Lots of Slobber at the Westminster Dog Show

___________

Bought it and I'm reading it. It's quite good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2024 09:09 PM (MoZTd)

240 Mmmm! Plump, and nicely marbled!

Posted by: Rwandans

Yes, they are much better now than they were in 1944. Man they were stringy then.

Posted by: New Guinea cannibals at April 24, 2024 09:12 PM (CsUN+)

241 Two horses of the Household Cavalry charge into people and vehicles after having been spooked by a palette of construction supplies having been drooped near them from a construction crane...

Five injured as escaped Household Cavalry horses bolt through London in six mile rampage

https://tinyurl.com/zf3hekj7
1:13 minutes

British army provides update after Household Cavalry horses rampage through London
https://tinyurl.com/44s6bwrx
1:41 minutes
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BTW, black horse is a trooper's [NCO etc.] and the white one a musician's.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 24, 2024 09:12 PM (vtyCZ)

242 213 May Day...MAY DAY...

RJ on one off the great calls of all time in the NHL

Still brings tears to my eyes ...
Posted by: browndog roots for both to lose at April 24, 2024 08:53 PM (TTAGa)

Was that triple over time? Lindy's back. I say we dust off the Dominator and make a run.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 24, 2024 09:14 PM (z+89e)

243 I'm sure the Rwandans will think of something...
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Lunch!

Posted by: joey biden at April 24, 2024 09:14 PM (vtyCZ)

244 >>Cheaper to pay for those illegals in Rwanda. Average income in Britain 33,000 pounds. Average income in Rwanda $788, Us dollars.

Someone should tell the newcomers about the Hutus. They make Hasan Chop look like an amateur.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2024 09:14 PM (LkLld)

245 226 Just had an ad for Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes opening May 10th -- big boobs starlet, well, starring.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 24, 2024 09:00 PM (vtyCZ)

Hmm. The wiki page shows two females in the movie. Neither look particularly busty.

https://tinyurl.com/5n8fbzru

and

https://tinyurl.com/yevvnv5s

I think the blonde is the gal they chose for Ciri in the Netflix 'Witcher' series.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2024 09:14 PM (diceA)

246 One goat. One yak. Twelve beers.

Posted by: George Thorogood at April 24, 2024 09:14 PM (epMFw)

247 Finally, DEI is right about something!

Aaron Sibarium
@aaronsibarium
NEW: UCLA medical school's mandatory health equity class teaches students that weight loss is a "hopeless endeavor" and that "ob*sity" is a slur "used to exact violence on fat people."
The full syllabus has shocked prominent doctors—the former dean of Harvard Medical School.🧵

-
You know what they say, blob is beautiful.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 24, 2024 09:15 PM (FVME7)

248 Re: canned food discussion above - as I've said previously, "if the can doesn't bulge, it's safe to indulge." *

* Why you would take food safety advice from an anonymous stranger on the internet is anybody's guess, but that's your problem.

Posted by: PabloD at April 24, 2024 09:16 PM (m0FOZ)

249 Just saw on Twitter that the Florida Democratic Party has a foolproof plan to defeat DeSantis and turn the state blue: they're paying Rick Wilson to come and teach them how.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 24, 2024 09:17 PM (P9pDS)

250 Poor impulse control is now a feature.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 09:17 PM (LfcYE)

251 250 Just saw on Twitter that the Florida Democratic Party has a foolproof plan to defeat DeSantis and turn the state blue: they're paying Rick Wilson to come and teach them how.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 24, 2024 09:17 PM (P9pDS)

Wilson could not get you laid even if he took you to a meeting of female sexaholics and gave you a golden retriever puppy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2024 09:18 PM (diceA)

252 Was that triple over time? Lindy's back. I say we dust off the Dominator and make a run.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 24, 2024 09:14 PM (z+89e)

One O/T ...

Lindy is back, I have high hopes for next year.

No need for Dom; UPL and The Kid will be just fine ...

If I was gonna bring anyone back, it would be pre having kids Jim Schoenfeld. We could use the nasty factor ...

Posted by: browndog roots for both to lose at April 24, 2024 09:19 PM (TTAGa)

253 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 24, 2024 09:17 PM (P9pDS)

They will have to feed him, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2024 09:19 PM (tkR6S)

254 Someone needs to tell the Leafs that it's difficult to score when you don't shoot the puck at the net.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2024 09:19 PM (LkLld)

255 Now migrants who have entered the UK illegally will be deported to Rwanda and seek asylum there.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 24, 2024 07:42 PM

Headline:

Moroni Deported to Sweden....Claims He Isn't From There

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2024 09:20 PM (Wnv9h)

256 247 One goat. One yak. Twelve beers.

Posted by: George Thorogood at April 24, 2024 09:14 PM (epMFw)

And then she was SO nice.

Posted by: Reforger at April 24, 2024 09:21 PM (B705c)

257 Paul has a long butt-stache.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2024 09:21 PM (IG4Id)

258 Aaron Sibarium
@aaronsibarium
NEW: UCLA medical school's mandatory health equity class teaches students that weight loss is a "hopeless endeavor" and that "ob*sity" is a slur "used to exact violence on fat people."
The full syllabus has shocked prominent doctors—the former dean of Harvard Medical School.🧵

We need common sense BMI control!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2024 09:22 PM (WXNFJ)

259 Hmm. The wiki page shows two females in the movie. Neither look particularly busty.
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Did I type "human"???

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 24, 2024 09:22 PM (vtyCZ)

260 Moroni Deported to Sweden....Claims He Isn't From There
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2024 09:20 PM (Wnv9h)

Immigration agent at DeGaulle airport: where did all these Coneheads come from?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2024 09:22 PM (tkR6S)

261 A can of sardines packed in 2000 will still be edible in 3000.
Posted by: Ben Had

And will still be sardines.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 24, 2024 09:23 PM (FVME7)

262 One goat. One yak. Twelve beers.

Posted by: George Thorogood at April 24, 2024 09:14 PM (epMFw)

And then she was SO nice.
Posted by: Reforger at April 24, 2024 09:21 PM

Lor', she was lovey dovey.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2024 09:23 PM (Wnv9h)

263 It is a sad commentary that my first thought on seeing this one beyond 'cute' was 'Is he giving a nazi salute?'

https://tinyurl.com/j2dzpmes

Awwww. Goebbels should have used this little guy in posters.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2024 09:25 PM (diceA)

264 >>And will still be sardines.

I love my dog like he's my child but if it came down to eating him or a can of sardines, well, I'd miss him a lot.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2024 09:25 PM (LkLld)

265 That don't confront me none.

Posted by: George Thorogood at April 24, 2024 09:25 PM (epMFw)

266 A can of sardines packed in 2000 will still be edible in 3000.
Posted by: Ben Had

And will still be sardines.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 24, 2024 09:23 PM

Mmmm...sardine sammich....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2024 09:26 PM (Wnv9h)

267 Someone needs to tell the Leafs that it's difficult to score when you don't shoot the puck at the net.
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They've been like that for decades even with coaching changes. They go for the perfect single shot instead of shooting as often as possible aiming for deflections, lucky shot, or rebounds setting up a better shot. It's one of the reasons I abandoned them back in 2013 or whenever they first blew a multigoal lead in Game 7 to the Bruins.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 24, 2024 09:28 PM (vtyCZ)

268 Sardines are yummy. And they have the right kind of fatty acids in them. And being so low on the food chain, they don't accumulate mercury.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2024 09:28 PM (tkR6S)

269 Dam. Just noticed that my hash changed.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 24, 2024 09:29 PM (epMFw)

270 262 A can of sardines packed in 2000 will still be edible in 3000.
Posted by: Ben Had

And will still be sardines.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 24, 2024 09:23 PM (FVME7)

Sardines on a saltine cracker ... reminds me of road trips with my dad when I was pup ...

Posted by: browndog roots for both to lose at April 24, 2024 09:30 PM (TTAGa)

271 White Devil Alec Baldwin Cafe👍😈

Yikes! Could never use a glass walled bathroom for lots of reasons. 🙊🙉🙈

Philly spent a fortune for 4 public bathrooms & another fortune to keep them as clean as possible and stocked with tampons & narcan. Locally, spot-a-pots are working for the local parks.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 24, 2024 09:30 PM (NFX2v)

272 Bait > Sardines

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2024 09:30 PM (RIvkX)

273 This upcoming 3rd period is gonna be lit ...
Posted by: browndog roots for both to lose at April 24, 2024 08:48 PM (TTAGa)

Always need that third period.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2024 09:31 PM (lX8VI)

274 ... and the Laffs score

It's all tied up late in the 3rd

Posted by: browndog roots for both to lose at April 24, 2024 09:31 PM (TTAGa)

275 ...and the Bruins come right back

3-2 Bruins

Posted by: browndog roots for both to lose at April 24, 2024 09:32 PM (TTAGa)

276 >>They've been like that for decades even with coaching changes. They go for the perfect single shot instead of shooting as often as possible aiming for deflections, lucky shot, or rebounds setting up a better shot.

And just like that a shot that was going 5 feet wide goes in.

And then they give a goal to quite possibly the most destable person in the game.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2024 09:33 PM (LkLld)

277 If you leave out eggs, butter, milk, OJ, Bread and bacon, you have a shot.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

You should leave out the OJ and milk. A little bread, if it's hearty and not full of sugar, et al., would go well with the other stuff (unless you want to go full carney). Very few people can do the no-carb life.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 24, 2024 09:33 PM (KAi1n)

278 The difference between a sardine and a smelt? 1/2 inch

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 09:35 PM (LfcYE)

279 NEW: UCLA medical school's mandatory health equity class teaches students that weight loss is a "hopeless endeavor" and that "ob*sity" is a slur "used to exact violence on fat people."
The full syllabus has shocked prominent doctors—the former dean of Harvard Medical School.🧵

-
You know what they say, blob is beautiful.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 24, 2024 09:15 PM (FVME7)

I remember a couple years ago when I was getting down to fighting weight I looked up something about intermittent fasting.

Yandex had some good info in the top ten links. OTOH the top ten of Google was almost entirely articles about how weight loss doesn't work, and being fat is healthy. Not making it up. I was genuinely looking for info. Bastards.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2024 09:35 PM (lX8VI)

280 Billboard that used to be in San Francisco:

www.adweek.com/files/2016_Apr/ 24-hour-fitness-fat-ones-hed-2016.jpg

Posted by: SFGoth at April 24, 2024 09:38 PM (KAi1n)

281 The scene of Biden mistakenly reading the stage directions out loud was TOTALLY SOVIET

The crowd immediately leapt to its feet and started chanting. Trained seals, indeed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2024 09:39 PM (RIvkX)

282 *reaches for brain bleach*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2024 09:40 PM (RIvkX)

283 I love the early goalie pull …

Posted by: browndog is petty that way at April 24, 2024 09:43 PM (TTAGa)

284 The difference between a sardine and a smelt? 1/2 inch
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 09:35 PM (LfcYE)

Whoever smelt it dealt it !

Posted by: JT at April 24, 2024 09:43 PM (T4tVD)

285 283 I love the early goalie pull …
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I like that tactic too, by any team in any similar game.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 24, 2024 09:45 PM (vtyCZ)

286 A can of sardines packed in 2000 will still be edible in 3000.
Posted by: Ben Had

They were actually anchovies

Posted by: Philip J Fry at April 24, 2024 09:45 PM (D7oie)

287 Hahaha

Stupid Laffs penalty

That’s it

Posted by: browndog is petty that way at April 24, 2024 09:47 PM (TTAGa)

288 smelt are a type of anadromous fish, and sardines are not.

except when the Chinese catch them on their factory ships.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 24, 2024 09:48 PM (D7oie)

289 Empty netter to seal it

Let’s go seven … why not

Posted by: browndog is petty that way at April 24, 2024 09:48 PM (TTAGa)

290 One of the cats has discovered a brown paper shopping bag on the floor. It has bored her now, but she may come back to it later.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 24, 2024 09:49 PM (D7oie)

291 ont NOOD

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 24, 2024 09:50 PM (vtyCZ)

292 Yep. I've seen it. We once had a student here where I work with that last name. It broke the Learning Management System (Blackboard).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Blackboard is/was a decent LMS (handled the variety), but the Null programming whiff is a head scratcher.

Posted by: scampydog at April 25, 2024 01:00 AM (41CYW)

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