Wednesday Morning Report (4/24/24)

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'Mornin' Horde. Hope you had your breakfast beverage and join Rover and I in prayers. Our country sure could use them. What do we have below the fold this morning?

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Miscellaneous

What are headlines that make you wince for $500. HORROR SURGERY Shock pics show tooth implant screwed into father’s BRAIN after botched surgery as dentist flees hospital in Turkey

The dog license for this pet will be astronomical. Thermonator, the Flame-Throwing Robot Dog, Can Now Be Yours for $9,420 - A good tagline for this product might be: “How the Fuck Is This Legal?”

Domestic Adventures

It is only goodbye for now. Or the next 3-5 years. ‘Only Goodbye For Now’: Ex-Rep. George Santos Ends Bid For Congress

At least Nancy Pelosi would get in a dick measuring contest. Speaker Johnson’s Office: No Border Security Legislation Will Be Passed by Congress This Year

He probably won't succeed. But, I wish him well. Jamie Raskin Is Getting Sued!

Get out of jail free. Pass "Go" and collect unlimited welfare benefits. El Paso county judge dismisses border 'riot' charges against 140 migrants

Foreign Affairs

Sounds like a Colorado Supreme Court decision to me. Court orders Elon Musk's X to block Sydney church stabbing footage - Australia's online safety watchdog said the social media platform should shield the "graphic" video from all users, not just Australians, saying it would cause "irreparable harm" if it continued to circulate, leading a court to order a far wider block.

What a cute relationship. North Korea officials visit Iran in a rare public trip

Of course Leftists would find a way to rationalize away improper and illegal behavior. Some migrants flown to Martha’s Vineyard by DeSantis in 2022 qualify for crime victim visas

Crickets from the patchouli and elbow patch crowd. Hezbollah Launches Deepest Attack Into Israel Since War's Start, On Passover

Obviously she had never seen SNL Dan Akroyd's "Mauled" skit. But she is our Genius Award winner this morning. BEAR RAMPAGE Brit tourist, 72, mauled by BEAR while taking photos of beast as it leaned into her car after they stopped in mountains
Watch the moment the woman reveals the incredible picture she snapped despite the horror attack

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 06:15 AM

Comments

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1 >>> Crickets from the patchouli and elbow patch crowd. Hezbollah Launches Deepest Attack Into Israel Since War's Start, On Passover

Push a DMZ 12* miles back from the border. It is the only fair and proportionate response.

*12 miles or whatever the depth of the penetration was.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 24, 2024 06:22 AM (cOq4q)

2 Pretty quiet in here.......

Posted by: Molly k. at April 24, 2024 06:29 AM (j/yko)

3 Good morning. Too early.

Posted by: Rosasharn at April 24, 2024 06:30 AM (PzBTm)

4 Good morning Horde, and especially to Mis. Hum

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at April 24, 2024 06:31 AM (URIv5)

5 Yo

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2024 06:33 AM (Q4IgG)

6 "“House Republicans have passed multiple border security bills – including our signature Secure the Border Act, Laken Riley Act, and Consequences for Social Security Fraud Act – which have been ignored by the Democrat Senate and proves their unseriousness when it comes to dealing with the border catastrophe,” Johnson’s office said."

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It's not that they don't want to spend money. It's that they want to spend money how THEY want to.

"Enforce existing law" is never an option.

Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 06:35 AM (9Ct69)

7 Thanks for the cute picture and the thoughts and links, MisHum, and thanks for filling in for J.J. We always pray before FenSpouse leaves for morning bus run.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2024 06:36 AM (q+SO6)

8 Mom helps to save other mom's life after seeing flyer in Taekwondo studio:

https://tinyurl.com/436e7wdy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2024 06:37 AM (q+SO6)

9 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2024 06:38 AM (T7iTv)

10
Up, dressed, morning prayers said, puppies run out, George has gotten his morning nut medicine, kennel dogs let out and fed, now sitting in the Command Center of Schloss Hadrian with a big double cup of unsustainable, exploitative, slave-trade coffee and a salami and provolone sandwich on toast.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2024 06:39 AM (MoZTd)

11 Good morning, thx MusHum for the post and filling in for JJ, hope he's doing well.
The Brit woman managed to survive 72 years , yet felt it necessary to get up close and personal with a bear. So much for experience

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 24, 2024 06:39 AM (Wjvnb)

12 For the record: IMO, DeSantis was set up by his staff and told to have an embarrassing run for President or got to jail.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 24, 2024 06:41 AM (IG7T0)

13 Its Hump Day

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 06:42 AM (ENQN6)

14 Abbreviated edition

So CO governor and notorious sodomite Jared Penis is going to sign into law a measure that will make it a pain in the ass to get a concealed carry permit. Classes, instruction, live fire exercises, etc. My permit expires in in 2028. I will not comply.

Also making its way thru the CO politburo is a bill that will force gun owners to carry liability insurance under pain of fines and imprisonment.

Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2024 06:44 AM (/7KEl)

15 Throwflame claims that its product is good for “wildfire control and prevention,” “agriculture management,” “ecological conservation,” “entertainment and SFX,” and “snow and ice removal,” although it also seems like it would be especially good for committing mass arson.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 06:44 AM (ENQN6)

16 13 Its Hump Day
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 06:42 AM (ENQN6)

What hump?

Posted by: Igor at April 24, 2024 06:45 AM (PiwSw)

17 Checked out the robot doggy flamenwerfer (Flamen woof woof ?). Staring at a couple paid off credit cards.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 24, 2024 06:45 AM (0EOe9)

18 Every year in Wyoming, stupid people verify their stupidity by attempting to play with the "big fluffy puppies", or attempting to go for a swim in the "natural hot tubs" in Yellowstone. Sometimes they are foreign tourists... sometimes they are US grown.

Posted by: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen at April 24, 2024 06:47 AM (nEWA4)

19 That robodog would be good for dropping bags of dog crap on door steps and setting them aflame.

Posted by: fd at April 24, 2024 06:48 AM (vFG9F)

20 So CO governor and notorious sodomite Jared Penis is going to sign into law a measure that will make it a pain in the ass to get a concealed carry permit.

Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2024 06:44 AM (/7KEl)

Until, and unless, SCOTUS rules that any legislature which passes a bill, any governor who signs it into law, any judge who makes a ruling involving guns, or ammunition, shall suffer death, this shit will continue, and continue to waste the court's time until such time as the lefties have a majority again when they will be banned outright.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2024 06:48 AM (T7iTv)

21 Police officer uses sills as a piano player to comfort family after a dad's fall:

https://tinyurl.com/5n7xeh7a

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2024 06:48 AM (q+SO6)

22 Musk had branded the eSafety commissioner the ~~"Australian censorship commissar"~~ Ministry of Truth while his company raised free speech and jurisdictional concerns over the takedown order.

fixed it

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 06:49 AM (ENQN6)

23 Good morning again dear horde and thanks mh

Happy Birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2024 06:50 AM (RIvkX)

24 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Get biopsy results at 11a today. Prayers or positive vibes much appreciated.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 24, 2024 06:50 AM (ju2Fy)

25 "We are occupying this campus to protest occupation!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2024 06:50 AM (RIvkX)

26 What hump?
Posted by: Igor at April 24, 2024 06:45 AM (PiwSw)

you take the blonde and Ill take the one in the turban.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 06:51 AM (ENQN6)

27 {{{Rosasharn}}}

How is your puppy?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2024 06:51 AM (u82oZ)

28 olddog in mo

Prayers ascending for a benign outcome. Or, worst case, something easily suppressed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2024 06:52 AM (u82oZ)

29 The local news chuckleheads just gave their smiley weather forecast. Looks like five days of rain, sometimes heavy. Fools were smiling, saying it will "green things up". Had a pattern like this a few years ago, about this time of year, and had heavy flooding, bridge closures, and the loss of a beloved liquor store.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 24, 2024 06:53 AM (0EOe9)

30 Robot dog/flamethrower would be useful to deter squatters or possibly remove them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2024 06:53 AM (Q4IgG)

31 olddog in mo

If you are called in early to talk with the Doc, this is not a good sign. I found that out last year. So, regular appointments are good.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2024 06:53 AM (u82oZ)

32 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2024 06:54 AM (u82oZ)

33
Just thought of something:

Neither Monica nor Chandler were ever shown driving a car

Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2024 06:54 AM (/7KEl)

34 I like the top pic
what do dogs pray for?

Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2024 06:54 AM (/7KEl)

35 "Tourist Falls into Active Indonesian Volcano While Posing for Photo"

What a shame. I hope they got the shot.

Posted by: fd at April 24, 2024 06:55 AM (vFG9F)

36 >Get biopsy results at 11a today. Prayers or positive vibes much appreciated.

Posted by: olddog in mo
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here's hoping for a good outcome

Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2024 06:56 AM (/7KEl)

37 "Tourist Falls into Active Indonesian Volcano While Posing for Photo"

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I guess they went viral, which was probably always the hope.

Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 06:58 AM (9Ct69)

38 Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2024

Amen! Prayers for you, Old Dog.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2024 06:59 AM (kfTUI)

39 "Tourist Falls into Active Indonesian Volcano While Posing for Photo"
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Lava's leap?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 24, 2024 06:59 AM (JxgRw)

40 Don Black

Dogs pray for bacon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2024 07:00 AM (u82oZ)

41 Lava's leap?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

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hahaha, nicely done.

Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 07:01 AM (9Ct69)

42 FenelonSpoke

How is Jessie doing? Does she need an aid package?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2024 07:01 AM (u82oZ)

43
Lots of work today. I have a phone conference at 9:00, a landscaper is coming in to tend to the garden and plant some trees and I have to get gates constructed and put up so that the puppies can go out to the kennel.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2024 07:05 AM (MoZTd)

44 "Tourist Falls into Active Indonesian Volcano While Posing for Photo"
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I guess they went viral, which was probably always the hope.
Posted by: Moron Robbie "

To top that, you will need to be mauled by a bear and then fall into the volcano.

Posted by: fd at April 24, 2024 07:05 AM (vFG9F)

45
The way to deal with the student protests at New York State's Columbia University is to call up Ohio State National Guard.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 24, 2024 07:05 AM (RKVpM)

46 I pray for good prognosis from JJ's medical team.
I pray for our great nation, America as founded.
I also pray my little brother's cataract surgery is a complete success today.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at April 24, 2024 07:05 AM (gxokI)

47
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2024 07:07 AM (bEb2S)

48 Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2024 07:01 AM (u82oZ)

Thx for asking. She is having less pain and I brought her communion last week. I am hoping some of us can go up as group to bring church to her in a few weeks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2024 07:07 AM (kfTUI)

49
To top that, you will need to be mauled by a bear and then fall into the volcano.
Posted by: fd at April 24, 2024 07:05 AM (vFG9F)

While skateboarding on the rim.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2024 07:08 AM (MoZTd)

50 Divide by Zero

Good one. 4 dead in Oh i o is a very old song.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2024 07:08 AM (u82oZ)

51 That would be THE Ohio State National Guard!

Posted by: pawn at April 24, 2024 07:09 AM (QB+5g)

52 The meetings are off the record — a chance for the group’s members, many of whom are formally or loosely affiliated with different media outlets, to grapple with a seemingly endless array of novel legal issues before they hit the airwaves or take to print or digital outlets to weigh in with their thoughts. About a dozen or more people join any given call, though no one takes attendance. Some group members wouldn’t describe themselves with any partisan or ideological lean, but most are united by their dislike of Trump.

Looks up definition of Circle Jerks

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 07:10 AM (ENQN6)

53 Did you hear about the Amazon jungle explorer?

He is a cross-fitting, vegan, bike rider who is looking for lost tribes to tell them about himself.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2024 07:10 AM (u82oZ)

54 46 I pray for good prognosis from JJ's medical team.
I pray for our great nation, America as founded.
I also pray my little brother's cataract surgery is a complete success today.
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at April 24, 2024 07:05 AM (gxokI)

amen and amen

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 07:11 AM (ENQN6)

55 ts Hump Day
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 06:42 AM

For Terran Dromedaries, every day is Hump Day.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 24, 2024 07:13 AM (a3Q+t)

56 > He is a cross-fitting, vegan, bike rider who is looking for lost tribes to tell them about himself.
_________

One can only hope he finds them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2024 07:13 AM (Q4IgG)

57 - "What do dogs pray for?"

I figure that that particular dog isn't asking for anything but rather giving thanks for that little guy next to him being in his life.

Posted by: TeeJ at April 24, 2024 07:13 AM (71kwi)

58 Have a great day, everyone.

Hold those close to you a little closer.
And may no one here be close to Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2024 07:14 AM (u82oZ)

59 "Anti-Israel protesters vow to fight and defend Columbia University encampment"

Nothing they do at Columbia will have any effect on what happens in Israel. Why don't they go to Gaza and fight there? Because they are a bunch of coddled children who badly need a spanking.

Posted by: fd at April 24, 2024 07:15 AM (vFG9F)

60 Unhinged Nina Jankowicz pitching her new censorship NGO.

The American Sunlight Project.

https://twitter.com/wiczipedia

Posted by: 13times at April 24, 2024 07:15 AM (2pTYC)

61 A glorious good morning to one and all.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 07:16 AM (LfcYE)

62 Hang in there olddog

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2024 07:16 AM (RIvkX)

63 The ‘whistleblower’ who sparked Donald Trump’s first impeachment was deeply involved in the political maneuverings behind Biden-family business schemes in Ukraine that Trump wanted probed, newly obtained emails from former Vice President Joe Biden’s office reveal.

The emails show Ciaramella expressed shock – “Yikes” is what he wrote – at Biden’s move to withhold the $1 billion in aid from Kyiv, which represented a sudden shift in U.S. policy. They also show he was drawn into White House communications over how to control adverse publicity from Hunter taking a lucrative seat on Burisma’s board.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 07:17 AM (ENQN6)

64 >>HORROR SURGERY Shock pics show tooth implant screwed into father’s BRAIN after botched surgery as dentist flees hospital in Turkey

That's one long screw.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 24, 2024 07:18 AM (XV/Pl)

65 How many bathrooms have Neanderthals in the tile?

https://shorturl.at/ilNS0

Posted by: 13times at April 24, 2024 07:20 AM (2pTYC)

66 Good to see the Brit idiot get mauled by the bear. Leave the GD bears alone and they won't be fucking your ass up.

Has the backlash begun for TayTay? Being rayciss and wanting to go back and live in the 1830's per her lyrics on "YT Knows Best" or something like that on her new "album". Woman wouldn't know an "album" if it was shoved up her squeak hole.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2024 07:21 AM (cDEsv)

67 nhinged Nina Jankowicz pitching her new censorship NGO. ...
Posted by: 13times at April 24, 2024 07:15 AM (2pTYC)
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"Janky" is a word we used to mean something that is f*cked up.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2024 07:24 AM (RIvkX)

68 - Not too long ago it was close ads at bottom of page and they're gone.

Now, it's close ads at bottom of page, click comments.
Close ads at bottom of page.
Refresh comments, close ads at bottom of page.
Comment, close ads...
Go somewhere else.

Posted by: TeeJ at April 24, 2024 07:24 AM (71kwi)

69 Radiant TV. Worshipping God through Scripture, scenery and song. It's 29 minutes, but if you're a person of the Christian faith even a few minutes is relaxing, I think:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b_kBeGHsFck

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2024 07:25 AM (kfTUI)

70 "And God Bless you Chesty, wherever you are."

Good morning everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2024 07:26 AM (WXNFJ)

71
Have you tried refreshing page by simply clicking the last comment number - currently around 70?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 24, 2024 07:27 AM (RKVpM)

72 That's one long screw.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Why thank you!

-- Zombies FDR and Woodrow Wilson

Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2024 07:29 AM (WXNFJ)

73 Welp, off to Bible Study.

Don't burn the place down kids.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2024 07:30 AM (WXNFJ)

74 DA Finally Reveals Underlying Crime Trump Allegedly Committed

How can they hold off on naming the crime until the trial starts? This aint Perry Mason.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 07:31 AM (ENQN6)

75 60 Unhinged Nina Jankowicz pitching her new censorship NGO.

The American Sunlight Project.

https://twitter.com/wiczipedia
Posted by: 13times at April 24, 2024 07:15 AM (2pTYC)

The Singing Hun

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 07:32 AM (ENQN6)

76 That Therminator dog goes well with the flame-throwing anti-car-jack from South Africa. Remember that?

https://tinyurl.com/mr222pde

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #51 at April 24, 2024 07:34 AM (qfLjt)

77 The Stanly cup beating is how you may have heard it in the news over the weekend. A 13-year-old male who identifies as a female attacked a 12-year-old girl in school.

Now, it is being reported that this same individual has also allegedly attacked a sheriff at his hearing on Monday.

We are a seriously sick society that promotes the mental illness of children.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 07:35 AM (ENQN6)

78 One can only hope he finds them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2024 07:13 AM (Q4IgG)

Only if they are vegan cannibals

Posted by: Boswell at April 24, 2024 07:37 AM (K+UlC)

79 Push a DMZ 12* miles back from the border. It is the only fair and proportionate response.
*12 miles or whatever the depth of the penetration was.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 24, 2024 06:22 AM (cOq4q)

Nice of the HAMAS scum to help define a rational DMZ demarcation, but to be fair, that DMZ needs to be a free fire zone 24/7!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 24, 2024 07:38 AM (hOUT3)

80 Mornin’, All. Love the pic up top.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 07:39 AM (9yWhg)

81 Travel report from DFW...TSA is smoothly and efficiently delaying progress. The BBQ place at terminal E has a damn good breakfast and shitty music. Could be worse, I guess. Hope ya'lls day is going better.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2024 07:41 AM (FQ+mV)

82 61 A glorious good morning to one and all.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 07:16 AM (LfcYE)

Ben Had the vendor of sunshine. Thank you Ben Had

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 24, 2024 07:41 AM (QXQ4l)

83 DA Finally Reveals Underlying Crime Trump Allegedly Committed

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This New America place is weird.

Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 07:41 AM (9Ct69)

84 61 A glorious good morning to one and all.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2024 07:16 AM (LfcYE)

God is good!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 24, 2024 07:42 AM (tU7vi)

85 Just testing. Can’t seem to post from my iPad.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 24, 2024 07:42 AM (O/etW)

86 "Girl Scout, 13, is fined $400 for selling cookies on her grandparents' driveway"

She was blocking the sidewalk. She got 3 tickets.

Posted by: fd at April 24, 2024 07:42 AM (vFG9F)

87
She was blocking the sidewalk. She got 3 tickets.
Posted by: fd at April 24, 2024 07:42 AM (vFG9F)

Now do the anti-Israel protestors.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 24, 2024 07:43 AM (tU7vi)

88 And seriously....WTAF is that banner ad that reappears when you refresh the comments.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2024 07:44 AM (FQ+mV)

89 Would a sidebar blurb telling people how to block that stupid banner ad be inappropriate?

Posted by: fd at April 24, 2024 07:45 AM (vFG9F)

90 Have you tried refreshing page by simply clicking the last comment number - currently around 70?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 24, 2024 07:27 AM (RKVpM)

Thanks DbZ!
Very useful and efficient trick

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 24, 2024 07:45 AM (hOUT3)

91 Bunch of repair stuff to do outside and it's 35F and cloudy. High of maybe 50s today. Tomorrow is supposed to be nice, then rain off and on for 4 days.

Last couple of days got set up to work and the wind kicked up so high couldn't keep a ladder up, and had to just pack it in. I'll try it again today.
Annoying.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 24, 2024 07:47 AM (9yXr+)

92 Good morning!
Prayers for JJ.

>>Obviously she had never seen SNL Dan Akroyd's "Mauled" skit. But she is our Genius Award winner this morning

Dave Baron to the white courtesy phone. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2024 07:47 AM (cCVOS)

93 I feel left out. I never see the banner ads. Firefox, Adblock Plus.

Posted by: davidt at April 24, 2024 07:47 AM (SYTee)

94 86
If only she was a politician's kid, it would be all be good!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 24, 2024 07:47 AM (hOUT3)

95 A sidebar ad telling people how to block the ad.

Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 07:47 AM (9Ct69)

96 90 Avoid banner ads with this one weird trick.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 07:48 AM (9yWhg)

97 "She was blocking the sidewalk. She got 3 tickets.
Posted by: fd at April 24, 2024 07:42 AM (vFG9F)

Now do the anti-Israel protestors.
Posted by: AlaBAMA"

She's lucky she didn't get thrown in a gulag for parading.

Posted by: fd at April 24, 2024 07:48 AM (vFG9F)

98 >>Hezbollah Launches Deepest Attack Into Israel Since War's Start, On Passover

"You must have a cease fire during Ramadan!"
-- Biden and every other Western leader to Israel

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2024 07:49 AM (cCVOS)

99 I see no pop-ups, even on an iPad and I can post.

Posted by: This is a test at April 24, 2024 07:50 AM (ExV1e)

100 100?

Posted by: Marooned at April 24, 2024 07:50 AM (kt8QE)

101 Defying the authority of code enforcement is something a Trump cultist would do.

Posted by: fd at April 24, 2024 07:50 AM (vFG9F)

102 >>>>60 Unhinged Nina Jankowicz pitching her new censorship NGO.

The American Sunlight Project.

https://twitter.com/wiczipedia
Posted by: 13times at April 24, 2024 07:15 AM (2pTYC)

The Singing Hun
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 07:32 AM (ENQN6)
**********
Leftists always name things the opposite of what they are. Sunlight Project is undoubtedly to create darkness and interfere with freedom of speech. See the “Inflation Reduction Act “ for example.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 24, 2024 07:50 AM (Z8Xq7)

103 "Girl Scout, 13, is fined $400 for selling cookies on her grandparents' driveway"

She was blocking the sidewalk. She got 3 tickets.

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You can't really blame the cops here. The choices are go into the projects and stop crime, or visit a lily white neighborhood and hassle a little girl in her grandparents' driveway.

It's pretty obvious which one is the correct answer.

Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 07:51 AM (9Ct69)

104 Have to do this on an iPhone. Refreshed using the last post as the link and no joy. This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2024 07:51 AM (FQ+mV)

105 I see no pop-ups, even on an iPad and I can post.
Posted by: This is a test at April 24, 2024 07:50 AM (ExV1e)

I bet you use the Brave browser.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2024 07:52 AM (T7iTv)

106 >>Now, it is being reported that this same individual has also allegedly attacked a sheriff at his hearing on Monday.

We are a seriously sick society that promotes the mental illness of children.
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I'll take "This is week's attacks were not his first" for $500, Alex.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2024 07:52 AM (cCVOS)

107 77 Now, it is being reported that this same individual has also allegedly attacked a sheriff at his hearing on Monday.

We are a seriously sick society that promotes the mental illness of children.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 07:35 AM (ENQN6)

If a Sheriff can't physically defeat a 13 year old, we've got problems.

Posted by: XTC at April 24, 2024 07:52 AM (UnA8+)

108 If the Girl Scout was in a driveway, how could she be blocking the sidewalk?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 07:52 AM (9yWhg)

109 If the Girl Scout was in a driveway, how could she be blocking the sidewalk?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 07:52 AM (9yWhg)

She's just lucky there were no oak trees nearby. Could have gotten ugly.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2024 07:54 AM (T7iTv)

110 Speaker Johnson’s Office: No Border Security Legislation Will Be Passed by Congress This Year

==

This is absolutely incredible to me, considering the majority of Americans are highly alarmed and unhappy with the crush of 8-10 million illegal aliens swarming every state. Not to mention, it's an election year. A sure winner for Republicans. There is something really, really off going on here.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 24, 2024 07:54 AM (mupln)

111
Unhinged Nina Jankowicz pitching her new censorship NGO.

The American Sunlight Project.

https://twitter.com/wiczipedia

Posted by: 13times at April 24, 2024 07:15 AM

Nina Jankowicz & Obergruppenfurher Whitmer (the Jussie Smollet of governors) look like sisters

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2024 07:54 AM (bEb2S)

112 If the Girl Scout was in a driveway, how could she be blocking the sidewalk?

--

(looks, sees that meth is being sold a couple of miles away)

Let me go retrieve the documentation and I'll return and show you the specific statute, citizen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 07:54 AM (9Ct69)

113 Just an observation. Traveling in PJs is ghetto, even if you're a hottie. FFS put on some yoga pants.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2024 07:54 AM (FQ+mV)

114 If a Sheriff can't physically defeat a 13 year old, we've got problems.
--

That would be hilarious if it's a woman deputy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 07:55 AM (9Ct69)

115 Boy, Johnson really went down the drain quickly.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 07:55 AM (9yWhg)

116 110 This is absolutely incredible to me, considering the majority of Americans are highly alarmed and unhappy with the crush of 8-10 million illegal aliens swarming every state. Not to mention, it's an election year. A sure winner for Republicans. There is something really, really off going on here.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 24, 2024 07:54 AM (mupln)

Johnson's 42-year-old Aspiring Rapper son must have a body count.

Posted by: XTC at April 24, 2024 07:56 AM (UnA8+)

117 This is absolutely incredible to me, considering the majority of Americans are highly alarmed and unhappy with the crush of 8-10 million illegal aliens swarming every state. Not to mention, it's an election year. A sure winner for Republicans. There is something really, really off going on here.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 24, 2024 07:54 AM (mupln)

In fairness to Johnson, he said that the House had passed multiple bills to deal with the border and the Senate kills or ignores them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2024 07:56 AM (T7iTv)

118 Arkansas senators say Clinton airport exec. killed by ATF with no bodycam: 'Violation of its own policy'

At the Bill and Hilldog Airport and Trailer Park

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 07:57 AM (ENQN6)

119 FFS put on some yoga pants.

--

Ha.

Like abortion and onlyfans, yoga pants have been of greatest benefit to men.

Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 07:58 AM (9Ct69)

120 Good Wednesday morning, Horde.

Thank you for the morning report, MisHum!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 24, 2024 07:58 AM (+4oV5)

121 This is absolutely incredible to me, considering the majority of Americans are highly alarmed and unhappy with the crush of 8-10 million illegal aliens swarming every state. Not to mention, it's an election year. A sure winner for Republicans. There is something really, really off going on here.

Posted by: Lady in Black

--

I don't want anything passed and am completely fine with it *IF* they explain that laws already exist and are not being enforced. The problem is they want to pass new spending bills, too, but the Democrats keep stopping them from passing their new spending bills.

Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 07:59 AM (9Ct69)

122 Johnson's kid just entered one of the acadamies. And the IC just briefed him on the 'security state' of the nation. I'm sure is just coincidence that he's changed his tenor WRT FISA and lil' Z

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2024 07:59 AM (FQ+mV)

123 110 Speaker Johnson’s Office: No Border Security Legislation Will Be Passed by Congress This Year

==

This is absolutely incredible to me, considering the majority of Americans are highly alarmed and unhappy with the crush of 8-10 million illegal aliens swarming every state. Not to mention, it's an election year. A sure winner for Republicans. There is something really, really off going on here.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 24, 2024 07:54 AM (mupln)

The Senate will never pass it, so it will never be passed by Congress. There's still a House bill dealing with border security in Congress from this session passed by the House and sitting in the Senate untouched. I mean, there's no point sending another. Johnson has pissed me off this week, but this one is reality.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2024 08:00 AM (exHjb)

124 Just an observation. Traveling in PJs is ghetto, even if you're a hottie. FFS put on some yoga pants.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2024 07:54 AM (FQ+mV)

I'm just going to throw out that traveling in 2024, in any conveyance other than your own vehicle or that of someone close to you, is an exercise in dealing with a continual assault of bullshit and, frequently, discomfort without managing to do something which will cause a video to go viral.

May as well be comfortable.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2024 08:01 AM (T7iTv)

125 112 If the Girl Scout was in a driveway, how could she be blocking the sidewalk?

--

(looks, sees that meth is being sold a couple of miles away)

Let me go retrieve the documentation and I'll return and show you the specific statute, citizen.
Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 07:54 AM (9Ct69)

If it was a Girl Scout, and not an American Heritage girl, it's probably a liberal family...so isn't this a "this is what they voted for" moment...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2024 08:01 AM (exHjb)

126 Great photo up top!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 24, 2024 08:01 AM (fnAb4)

127 Today is Scream Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2024 08:02 AM (NpAcC)

128 G'morning, all.

In many municipalities, the portion of a private driveway which is in alignment with the sidewalk on both sides of the driveway is considered to be a sidewalk for pedestrian safety and traffic/parking laws and policies.

Seldom enforced in some areas, but vigorously enforced in others.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2024 08:02 AM (a1415)

129 IIRC a couple years ago there was a discussion about the ads here. On the one hand, it's revenue for Ace. Something about the "views" the ad gets, or something like that.

OTOH the ads here are annoying and generally suck.

I run Windows and the Brave browser. I don't see any adds or popups. Ever. Unless I run the browser with the "shields" (the ad and popup blocker) down.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2024 08:02 AM (Q4IgG)

130 Scream Day? WTF?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 08:03 AM (9yWhg)

131 118 Arkansas senators say Clinton airport exec. killed by ATF with no bodycam: 'Violation of its own policy'

At the Bill and Hilldog Airport and Trailer Park
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 07:57 AM (ENQN6)

Depending on election results, I foresee criminal charges being brought against the ATF agents in 2025...or not.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2024 08:03 AM (exHjb)

132 FML. There's a maintenance guy standing at the EE door of the aircraft.....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2024 08:03 AM (FQ+mV)

133 The Senate will never pass it, so it will never be passed by Congress. There's still a House bill dealing with border security in Congress from this session passed by the House and sitting in the Senate untouched.

--

This is where Johnson's leverage in passing the other crap the Democrats want (and always seem to get) comes into play. Money passed for border security or you get nothing. What am I missing?

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 24, 2024 08:03 AM (mupln)

134 Get biopsy results at 11a today. Prayers or positive vibes much appreciated.

Posted by: olddog in mo

You got 'em !

Posted by: JT at April 24, 2024 08:04 AM (T4tVD)

135 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Get biopsy results at 11a today. Prayers or positive vibes much appreciated.
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 24, 2024 06:50 AM (ju2Fy)
*******
Sending prayers for you and J.J.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2024 08:05 AM (NpAcC)

136 Julie Inman Grant is an American. And now, Michael Shellenberger is claiming she's also a CIA asset (because of course she is).

The Acela Corridor is a clear and present danger to everyone on earth, at this point. It's time to release at least a million of those arsonbots between NY and DC, programmed to roast anyone in business attire.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2024 08:05 AM (0FoWg)

137 In Today's Leftist Cannibalism News:

https://tinyurl.com/2jn9yamp

"Columbia's under-fire president Minouche Shafik buckles and gives extra 48 hours to clear camps after anti-Israel demo refused to budge: Now protesters call on 'comrades' to create 'platoons' amid calls for the National Guard to be sent in"

Posted by: Gref at April 24, 2024 08:05 AM (5fDan)

138 olddog in mo -

Best of luck and prayers, jito

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2024 08:06 AM (FQ+mV)

139 100?
Posted by: Marooned at April 24, 2024 07:50 AM (kt8QE)

What have you done with m ?

Posted by: JT at April 24, 2024 08:07 AM (T4tVD)

140 This is absolutely incredible to me, considering the majority of Americans are highly alarmed and unhappy with the crush of 8-10 million illegal aliens swarming every state. Not to mention, it's an election year. A sure winner for Republicans. There is something really, really off going on here.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 24, 2024 07:54 AM (mupln)

..........

Mr k has a cousin in California of all places who was bitching this morning about the amount of fundraising texts she is getting from R's. She finally texted Mike Johnson's office back asking him if he is being blackmailed...!

Posted by: Molly k. at April 24, 2024 08:07 AM (j/yko)

141 133 The Senate will never pass it, so it will never be passed by Congress. There's still a House bill dealing with border security in Congress from this session passed by the House and sitting in the Senate untouched.

--

This is where Johnson's leverage in passing the other crap the Democrats want (and always seem to get) comes into play. Money passed for border security or you get nothing. What am I missing?

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 24, 2024 08:03 AM (mupln)

That there are 66 Senators against border security in the Senate, and the 34 Rs who aren't won't dethrone McConnell, so McConnell has all the power and threats to make against the Rs on our side...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 24, 2024 08:07 AM (exHjb)

142 134 Get biopsy results at 11a today. Prayers or positive vibes much appreciated.

Posted by: olddog in mo

You got 'em !
Posted by: JT at April 24, 2024 08:04 AM (T4tVD)

Prayers

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2024 08:08 AM (Akjoo)

143 Today is Scream Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2024 08:02 AM (NpAcC)

WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!

Posted by: dantesed at April 24, 2024 08:09 AM (Oy/m2)

144 It's also...
National Pigs In A Blanket Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2024 08:10 AM (NpAcC)

145 It's also...
National Pigs In A Blanket Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Why does Liz Cheney in a snuggie have its own day?

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 24, 2024 08:11 AM (CIS44)

146 Today is Scream Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2024 08:02 AM (NpAcC)

Today is also International Guide Dog Day.

Good job, doggies!

Posted by: Gref at April 24, 2024 08:11 AM (5fDan)

147 It's also...
National Pigs In A Blanket Day.

--

Because nothing means anything any longer.

Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 08:12 AM (9Ct69)

148 Mmmmmm…pigs in a blanket

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 08:12 AM (9yWhg)

149 Y'all have ruined Hump Day for me. Hope you are satisfied.

Posted by: Fat Fani at April 24, 2024 08:12 AM (V5BDR)

150 WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!
Posted by: dantesed at April 24, 2024 08:09 AM (Oy/m2)
*****
F JOE BIDEN!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2024 08:12 AM (NpAcC)

151 This is where Johnson's leverage in passing the other crap the Democrats want (and always seem to get) comes into play. Money passed for border security or you get nothing. What am I missing?

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 24, 2024 08:03 AM (mupln)

Basically, more than two GOPe will vote for whatever spending the Dems want and, while I don't know what rules are currently in place, they can force anything through that they want.

I don't excuse Johnson since he could fight stuff tooth-and-nail but doesn't. I do, however, recognize that 80% or so of Congress is America Lasters.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2024 08:12 AM (T7iTv)

152 Why does the nominal president of Columbia University get to dictate the terms under which the protesters are removed, or not? Isn't it on city property?

JHC... sic the NYPD and/or the National Guard on them. If they resist, which they will, shoot the fuckers. All of them. As a signal to the rest of these "student/terrorists" that if they stray off the reservation they'll get dead.

Letting this fester only emboldens others to do the same and/or worse.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2024 08:13 AM (Q4IgG)

153 Have to do this on an iPhone. Refreshed using the last post as the link and no joy. This is why we can't have nice things.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2024 07:51 AM (FQ+mV)

I dunno, the site has always worked well on an actual computer.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the ceazy at April 24, 2024 08:13 AM (iODuv)

154 Mr k has a cousin in California of all places who was bitching this morning about the amount of fundraising texts she is getting from R's.

------

The GOP won't quit calling me. At least a dozen times now, I've said "look, I left your awful party ten years ago, I'm never coming back, and I'd sooner eat a light bulb than give you one thin dime. Never call me again."

I'm thinking about calling the cops and reporting that I'm being stalked, at this point.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2024 08:13 AM (0FoWg)

155 What is a dick measuring contest?

Posted by: Speaker Mike "No" Johnson at April 24, 2024 08:13 AM (GpUII)

156 "Columbia's under-fire president Minouche Shafik buckles and gives extra 48 hours to clear camps after anti-Israel demo refused to budge: Now protesters call on 'comrades' to create 'platoons' amid calls for the National Guard to be sent in"
Posted by: Gref at April 24, 2024 08:05 AM (5fDan)

I'm hoping the NYC illegal immigrants march in to clear them out while robbing them out the door. Talk about your Predator vs Alien!

The Dem left would freak as two of their favored groups they need to vote for them just go at it.

Posted by: Boswell at April 24, 2024 08:14 AM (K+UlC)

157 The GOP won't quit calling me. At least a dozen times now, I've said "look, I left your awful party ten years ago, I'm never coming back, and I'd sooner eat a light bulb than give you one thin dime. Never call me again."

I'm thinking about calling the cops and reporting that I'm being stalked, at this point.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

so not a thin dime, but would you give us a nickel at 5x match to fight back the left in this country?
-GOPe

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 24, 2024 08:14 AM (CIS44)

158 racist reporting

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/
1783053802033332486/photo/1

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 08:14 AM (ENQN6)

159 Have to do this on an iPhone. Refreshed using the last post as the link and no joy. This is why we can't have nice things.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2024 07:51 AM (FQ+mV)

I tried on an iphone with Brave. No issues.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2024 08:15 AM (T7iTv)

160 The Propaganda Press happily reports all those arrested at NYU and Columbia were released, without charges. No record for the brownshirts.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 24, 2024 08:16 AM (m2lIk)

161 152 JHC... sic the NYPD and/or the National Guard on them. If they resist, which they will, shoot the fuckers. All of them. As a signal to the rest of these "student/terrorists" that if they stray off the reservation they'll get dead.

Letting this fester only emboldens others to do the same and/or worse.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2024 08:13 AM (Q4IgG)

Ha. As if a Democrat would kill another Democrat.

Posted by: XTC at April 24, 2024 08:16 AM (UnA8+)

162 The American Sunlight Project.

https://twitter.com/wiczipedia
Posted by: 13times at April 24, 2024 07:15 AM (2pTYC)

LOL another one that sounds like it was named by the Commie Front Group Name Generator:

https://tinyurl.com/5287fmu8

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2024 08:16 AM (CF4K/)

163 George Conway: I’m Donating $929,600 to Biden Because Trump Is a ‘Threat to Democracy’

https://tinyurl.com/3cujpfzf

Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2024 08:16 AM (NpAcC)

164 The Propaganda Press happily reports all those arrested at NYU and Columbia were released, without charges.

-

Well sure, it's not like universities are federal workplaces and there are official proceedings going on. That's just when experimental shots are required.

Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 08:17 AM (9Ct69)

165 No "new" laws are needed to secure the border. Laws are already in place for the federales to secure the border, which is their entire reason to exist. They do not want to do their jobs, so they should be eliminated.

The States can do it and do it quite well.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2024 08:17 AM (cDEsv)

166 "Irreparable harm".... to The Narrative, that is.

Morning, Horde. Trying to keep things moving along despite Pookette's ADHD meds not kicking in yet. (She's not a teenager yet, why does it take 20 minutes to pick out clothes?!)

Posted by: pookysgirl, yawning at April 24, 2024 08:18 AM (dtlDP)

167 " "Columbia's under-fire president Minouche Shafik buckles and gives extra 48 hours to clear camps"

Ha ha haaaaa

Posted by: fd at April 24, 2024 08:18 AM (vFG9F)

168 Today's terrifying headline should be Thomas Massie being fined $500 by Michael Johnson's House Sergeant at Arms for posting a video of over 100+ so-called US Representatives in the House well, waving Ukraine flags in celebration of their treachery in diverting your tax dollars to the Ukraine Grift Machine.

https://tinyurl.com/29d3gh68

Why is this terrifying? Because Mimetic Desires. In the exact same way that pedophilia has become the fashionable taboo by the elites, with more depraved, and younger and younger so has betrayal of We The People the new fashionable taboo where because of Mimetic Double Bind, to differentiate, you need to perform even greater betrayals.

This doesn't end until very bad things happen.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 24, 2024 08:18 AM (4HcMG)

169 > George Conway: I’m Donating $929,600 to Biden Because Trump Is a ‘Threat to Democracy’
___________

Proof he's got more money than common sense.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2024 08:18 AM (Q4IgG)

170 George Conway: I’m Donating $929,600 to Biden Because Trump Is a ‘Threat to Democracy’

-

It sure would be nice for one of them to give an example.

Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 08:19 AM (9Ct69)

171 Would a sidebar blurb telling people how to block that stupid banner ad be inappropriate?
Posted by: fd at April 24, 2024 07:45 AM

So, a "Download Brave Browser" link, then?

All these complaints remind me of the "It's not about the nail" video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOg

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 24, 2024 08:19 AM (/QIWP)

172 Has Kelly Ann dumped George’s ass yet?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 08:19 AM (9yWhg)

173 George Conway: I’m Donating $929,600 to Biden Because Trump Is a ‘Threat to Democracy’

They always say that, but they never explain how.

Posted by: BignJames at April 24, 2024 08:20 AM (AwYPR)

174 Has Kelly Ann dumped George’s ass yet?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus a

dint they get divorced shortly after she left the WH?

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 24, 2024 08:20 AM (CIS44)

175 Anyone else think that turning Spanish fighting bulls loose at these riots would be a great idea?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2024 08:21 AM (pgG81)

176 I also get loads of fundraising texts from GOP. And they are increasingly taking a hostile tone "I'm not going to ask again" etc. Fuck them, they should be begging dough from the Ukrainians they serve.

Posted by: Ex GOP at April 24, 2024 08:22 AM (GpUII)

177 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2024 08:13 AM (0FoWg)

Tell them it's a place of business and you are the new owner and not interested in receiving even one more call.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2024 08:22 AM (CF4K/)

178 Anyone else think that turning Spanish fighting bulls loose at these riots would be a great idea?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2024 08:21 AM (pgG81)

elephant stampede

Posted by: BignJames at April 24, 2024 08:22 AM (AwYPR)

179 racist reporting

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/
1783053802033332486/photo/1
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 08:14 AM (ENQN6)
===============
For everyone's convenience, here is a short version of the link

https://shorturl.at/clmDK
=================
Interestingly, the WaPo started with this nonsense much earlier than the other Propaganda outlets (so the delta is less, between 2010 and 2020).

That tells me this racism theme was top-down, from Washington DC first and the other papers picked up on it as time went by.

This graphically shows Demofascists dividing the country for pure political power reasons.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 24, 2024 08:23 AM (Eetbo)

180 2 Has Kelly Ann dumped George’s ass yet?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 08:19 AM (9yWhg)
******
She announced last year that they were divorcing so I assume it's been finalized.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2024 08:23 AM (NpAcC)

181 Anyone else think that turning Spanish fighting bulls loose at these riots would be a great idea?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2024 08:21 AM (pgG81)

elephant stampede
Posted by: BignJames at April 24, 2024 08:22 AM (AwYPR)
----
Feral hogs--Remember, many of them are Muslim....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 24, 2024 08:23 AM (7fElN)

182 Anyone else think that turning Spanish fighting bulls loose at these riots would be a great idea?
Posted by: rickb223

I'm more of a "trebuchet a few of those basketball-sized hornet nests into the crowd" man, myself.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 24, 2024 08:23 AM (/QIWP)

183 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2024 08:15 AM (T7iTv)

Done. Thanks

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2024 08:24 AM (FQ+mV)

184 "Anyone else think that turning Spanish fighting bulls loose at these riots would be a great idea?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2024 08:21 AM (pgG81)

elephant stampede
Posted by: BignJames ''

Thousands of Penguins.

Posted by: fd at April 24, 2024 08:24 AM (vFG9F)

185 LOVE IT! Thanks

Posted by: an ol exJarhead at April 24, 2024 08:24 AM (VObYm)

186 George Conway: I’m Donating $929,600 to Biden Because Trump Is a ‘Threat to Democracy’

https://tinyurl.com/3cujpfzf
Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2024 08:16 AM (NpAcC)

Two thoughts here:

1. Must be nice to have a spare million lying around you can just toss at some politician.
2. I was planning on voting for Trump but now that George Conway has come out against him...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2024 08:24 AM (T7iTv)

187 I'm more of a "trebuchet a few of those basketball-sized hornet nests into the crowd" man, myself.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 24, 2024 08:23 AM (/QIWP)

murder hornets

Posted by: BignJames at April 24, 2024 08:25 AM (AwYPR)

188 Tell them it's a place of business and you are the new owner and not interested in receiving even one more call.
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2024 08:22 AM (CF4K/)

"Hi...if you call one more time, I'm going to call Hillary and tell her you said that you "know what she did" and you're going tell everyone..."

Posted by: Boswell at April 24, 2024 08:25 AM (K+UlC)

189 "I'm more of a "trebuchet a few of those basketball-sized hornet nests into the crowd" man, myself.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 24, 2024 08:23 AM (/QIWP)

murder hornets
Posted by: BignJames"

Those are all good suggestions. How about everything all at once?

Posted by: fd at April 24, 2024 08:26 AM (vFG9F)

190 George Conway: I’m Donating $929,600 to Biden Because Trump Is a ‘Threat to Democracy’

Tim Conway was funnier !

Posted by: JT at April 24, 2024 08:26 AM (T4tVD)

191 1. Must be nice to have a spare million lying around you can just toss at some politician.

-

It's almost like this level of insulation against real life is tied to the idea of Trump Said Pussy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 08:26 AM (9Ct69)

192 Tell them it's a place of business and you are the new owner and not interested in receiving even one more call.
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2024 08:22 AM (CF4K

I'll give it a try, but I don't expect them to be more respectful of a business than they are of my home, themselves, or the citizenry at large, lol.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2024 08:26 AM (0FoWg)

193 If we can figure out how to have the hornets inject the flesh eating virus then count me in.

Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 08:27 AM (9Ct69)

194 When it comes to releasing varieties of animal herds/swarms into crowds, how about we just go with:

"All of the above."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 24, 2024 08:27 AM (7fElN)

195 Proof he's got more money than common sense.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2024 08:18 AM (Q4IgG)
*****
Never realized he was that wealthy to drop that kind of money on a candidate.

Don't know how Kellyanne lasted all those years with that creep.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2024 08:27 AM (NpAcC)

196 No political calls here, but more than a few people asking to buy the place. Also get emails about that and a few text messages.

None of the "offers" are remotely realistic.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2024 08:27 AM (Q4IgG)

197 Mr k has a cousin in California of all places who was bitching this morning about the amount of fundraising texts she is getting from R's.

My mind went to r/K selection theory when reading that.

K types are more live wolves where there is high individual investment in their offspring, where r types are like rabbits, stupid, low-investment, breed many because Darwin will harvest the hell out of them types.

Sorry, that is the covfefe working.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 24, 2024 08:28 AM (4HcMG)

198 That hate for Jews you see frothing in anger at the colleges and universities?

That's hatred for you too.

Anyone who voted Republican will be a target.
They are going to bring that to your future.
To your cities, schools and churches.
No, the FBI won't stop them.
No, your sheriff won't stop them.
No, your police won't stop them.
Did you forget whose side they took in the Floyd riots?
Did you forget whose side they took in Covid?

This is state-sponsored hatred of anyone not on their side.
Not just Middle East countries sponsoring it, but our own government illegally occupied by Democrats.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 24, 2024 08:29 AM (yikga)

199 Tim Conway was funnier !

Posted by: JT at April 24, 2024 08:26 AM (T4tVD)

George Gobel, too.

Posted by: BignJames at April 24, 2024 08:29 AM (AwYPR)

200 The bus is here.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 08:30 AM (ENQN6)

201 The Propaganda Press happily reports all those arrested at NYU and Columbia were released, without charges.
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Some of the arrested Columbia U. and Barnard College student trespassers have been suspended and banned from campus for the rest of the semester. For example, the daughter of Ilhan Omar, D-Somalia. Now, the BBC reports the protestors have another demand before they leave: Amnesty for those suspended. Of course.

(Filed under: Give 'em an inch and they'll take a mile. Everytime.)

Posted by: Gref at April 24, 2024 08:30 AM (5fDan)

202 BEAR RAMPAGE Brit tourist, 72, mauled by BEAR

*********

I think the most amazing thing about this story is how many people out of 7.5 billion on the planet DID NOT get mauled by a bear after being stupid enough to roll down their window for a photo op.

...and Happy Birthday Mis Hum!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 24, 2024 08:32 AM (l4B/J)

203 Today's terrifying headline should be Thomas Massie being fined $500 by Michael Johnson's House Sergeant at Arms for posting a video of over 100+ so-called US Representatives in the House well, waving Ukraine flags in celebration of their treachery in diverting your tax dollars to the Ukraine Grift Machine.

Displaying foreign flags is not allowed on the house floor. Who is being fined for that?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 24, 2024 08:32 AM (EkVE+)

204 The guy trying to get elected democratically is a "threat to Democracy". They're really something else.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2024 08:32 AM (CF4K/)

205 This graphically shows Demofascists dividing the country for pure political power reasons.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 24, 2024 08:23 AM (Eetbo)

We vote in Obama and then immediately declared to be racist.

See the trend?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 08:33 AM (ENQN6)

206 I saw a black gal the other day ranting that everyone must support Biden.
Then listed horrors that will come if Republicans win.
The usual, "take away our rights to vote, force women to have babies, etc"

But my favorite reason was, "you have to support Democrats because their name means they support democracy."

You know, that level of stupidity is more common than we want to believe.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 24, 2024 08:33 AM (yikga)

207 Displaying foreign flags is not allowed on the house floor. Who is being fined for that?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 24, 2024 08:32 AM (EkVE+)

You are. Via your taxes and the inflation inherent in their continuous overspending.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2024 08:33 AM (T7iTv)

208 ...and Happy Birthday Mis Hum!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 24, 2024 08:32 AM

Mis Hum and JJ share a birthday? Excellent!

*air guitar*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2024 08:33 AM (I6W2K)

209
Rover: ....and please God. Give me a Flame-throwing Robot Dog for a buddy, so we can roast cats for a midmorning treat.

God: Sorry, Fido. But...You ain't nuthin' but a hound dog.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2024 08:34 AM (eDfFs)

210 The U.S. Secret Service held meetings and started planning for what to do if former President Donald Trump were to be held in contempt in his criminal hush money trial and Judge Juan Merchan opted to send him to short-term confinement, officials familiar with the situation told ABC News.

https://tinyurl.com/yc2xkwaw

Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2024 08:34 AM (NpAcC)

211 good morning MisHum, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at April 24, 2024 08:34 AM (JcnCJ)

212 When it comes to releasing varieties of animal herds/swarms into crowds, how about we just go with:

"All of the above."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 24, 2024 08:27 AM (7fElN)

How about adding some boiling oil?

Posted by: dantesed at April 24, 2024 08:34 AM (Oy/m2)

213 I'll give it a try, but I don't expect them to be more respectful of a business than they are of my home, themselves, or the citizenry at large, lol.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2024 08:26 AM (0FoWg)

I did it in 2009 and it worked. I didn't sound pleased either but I wasn't rude.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2024 08:34 AM (CF4K/)

214 QUICK REFERENCE GUIDE TO SPACE ACTIVITY FOR APRIL 24th.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - WorldView Legion 1&2 - SLC-4E -
Vandenberg SFB, CA. - Space Affairs Live

SpaceX will launch two satellites for Maxar, the World View Legion 1 & 2 satellites.
The launch is scheduled for Wednesday, April 24,
11:30 a.m. PDT, 2:30 p.m. EDT, 18:30 UTC, and 20:30 CEST from SLC-4E of the Vandenberg Space Force Base in California.

https://www.youtube.com/live/q5hf7QpVB_w

Posted by: Ciampino - A shot at the Firmament at April 24, 2024 08:34 AM (qfLjt)

215 I also get loads of fundraising texts from GOP. And they are increasingly taking a hostile tone "I'm not going to ask again" etc. Fuck them, they should be begging dough from the Ukrainians they serve.
Posted by: Ex GOP

Open text. Click on message information at top. Click on Create Contact. Click on Block Contact.

Delete text. Buh-bye.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2024 08:35 AM (pgG81)

216 The Secret Service can protect Hunter but not Trump. It's the law.

Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 08:35 AM (9Ct69)

217 Test.

Posted by: Test at April 24, 2024 08:35 AM (dg+HA)

218 Letting this fester only emboldens others to do the same and/or worse.

Depends. If this is merely a bunch of paid actors intermingled with Deep State antagonists, along with the usual foreign assholes who are sent by their countries to stir the shit who are making a party of this for the truly stupid American spawn of Leftists parents who scored good money swindling their neighbors then this is just a large noisy toga party.

If there are enough True Believers then this is just foreplay as their Mimetic Double Bind will drive them to perform greater and greater acts of rebellion to differentiate themselves and make a name for their otherwise nihilistic existence.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 24, 2024 08:36 AM (4HcMG)

219 Today's terrifying headline should be Thomas Massie being fined $500 by Michael Johnson's House Sergeant at Arms

Don't pay it. End of story.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 24, 2024 08:36 AM (bVOW6)

220 ...and Happy Birthday Mis Hum!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 24, 2024 08:32 AM

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at April 24, 2024 08:38 AM (T4tVD)

221 Did anyone watch the two launches yesterday?
Quite different designs of launch vehicles. The battery hot swap up in space seems a possible point of failure to me.

Posted by: Ciampino - A shot at the Firmament.. at April 24, 2024 08:38 AM (qfLjt)

222 210 The U.S. Secret Service held meetings and started planning for what to do if former President Donald Trump were to be held in contempt in his criminal hush money trial and Judge Juan Merchan opted to send him to short-term confinement, officials familiar with the situation told ABC News.

https://tinyurl.com/yc2xkwaw

Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2024 08:34 AM (NpAcC)

I'll bet most of the meeting was spent planning how to surreptitiously get hookers in and out of the SS outpost in the jail.

Posted by: Gref at April 24, 2024 08:38 AM (5fDan)

223 What are headlines that make you wince for $500. HORROR SURGERY Shock pics show tooth implant screwed into father’s BRAIN after botched surgery as dentist flees hospital in Turkey

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Out: Anti-Dentite.
In: Anti-Dendrite.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 24, 2024 08:38 AM (/JOu+)

224 Yay! It works. Just had to change the browser.
I can't seem to post from my phone with Duck Duck Go.
Thanks CBD!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 24, 2024 08:38 AM (dg+HA)

225 I'm frankly surprised that Trump has a SS detail at all. In his shoes, I wouldn't let any federal LE near me, my family, or our food supply.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2024 08:38 AM (0FoWg)

226 Thanks for the Morning Report, Mis Hum!

Prayers up for JJ and Mrs. JJ this fine morning, and for the wisdom, patience and clarity to arrive at a diagnosis and chart a path to renewed health.

May God continue to bless the U.S.A. and Israel.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 24, 2024 08:38 AM (U3L4U)

227 So, a "Download Brave Browser" link, then?

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 24, 2024 08:19 AM

Finally done on my phone. Thanks for the reminder.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2024 08:38 AM (wfvcQ)

228 Today's terrifying headline should be Thomas Massie being fined $500 by Michael Johnson's House Sergeant at Arms

Don't pay it. End of story.
Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 24, 2024 08:36 AM (bVOW6)
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As usual, the REAL crime is pointing out the crimes committed by others.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 24, 2024 08:38 AM (7fElN)

229 Since JJ is having his consult today, here's a Jewish joke I like:

There was once a famous rabbi, and everywhere he traveled, he was treated with respect and honor. One day his driver said, "Rabbi, for a long time I've wanted to be cheered and applauded like you. At our next stop, do you think we could change places?"

"Of course," the rabbi smiled. "But remember, if you get into any difficult situations, be very careful."

The driver agreed, and when they reached the next synagogue, the rabbi was behind the wheel while the driver stepped out, arrayed in the rabbi's clothes. As he had hoped, he was cheered and made to feel an honored guest. The driver thought it was the best day of his life.

But then, someone asked an obscure question about the Torah. The driver froze for a moment, then smiled. "Why would you ask me such a simple question? Why it's so easy, even my driver could answer. Driver, come here and explain the Law to these muttonheads!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 24, 2024 08:39 AM (Q0kLU)

230 Sounds like a Colorado Supreme Court decision to me. Court orders Elon Musk's X to block Sydney church stabbing footage - Australia's online safety watchdog said the social media platform should shield the "graphic" video from all users, not just Australians, saying it would cause "irreparable harm" if it continued to circulate, leading a court to order a far wider block.

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Islamic Terrorist beheadings will still be allowed, amirite?

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 24, 2024 08:40 AM (/JOu+)

231 Speaker Johnson is going to meet with Jewish students at Columbia today. Should be interesting to see if the pro Hamas crowd tries to block or attack the meeting

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 24, 2024 08:40 AM (Wjvnb)

232 A bit of good news. One of the ten wolves reintroduced into the wild in Colorado last year has been found dead. Necropsy results pending.

https://is.gd/R4F4ka

Posted by: Muldoon at April 24, 2024 08:41 AM (l4B/J)

233 But my favorite reason was, "you have to support Democrats because their name means they support democracy."

Well, Biden did caution us and tell us that the other option was "Freedom".

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 24, 2024 08:41 AM (4HcMG)

234 But then, someone asked an obscure question about the Torah. The driver froze for a moment, then smiled. "Why would you ask me such a simple question? Why it's so easy, even my driver could answer. Driver, come here and explain the Law to these muttonheads!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 24, 2024 08:39 AM

I love it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2024 08:42 AM (I6W2K)

235 But my favorite reason was, "you have to support Democrats because their name means they support democracy."

That's the very reason I don't support democracy.

No one, especially only 12% of the population, should EVER want "mob rules".

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2024 08:42 AM (pgG81)

236 Johnson has pissed me off this week, but this one is reality.
Posted by: Nova Local

Agreed. But only if every rep on every interview bri gs up the border. It's losing steam with the campus BS which accelerated its removed visual due to the M.E.

It needs air breathed into it. Time for another Martha Vineyard Air Express

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 24, 2024 08:42 AM (JkCto)

237 Speaker Johnson is going to meet with Jewish students at Columbia today. Should be interesting to see if the pro Hamas crowd tries to block or attack the meeting

Considering how quickly Johnson has revealed himself to be evil, will Johnson be escorting the murderous mobs?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 24, 2024 08:43 AM (4HcMG)

238 Squad member Summer Lee defeated pro-Israel Democrat in the Pennsylvania primary yesterday.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2024 08:43 AM (NpAcC)

239 The guy trying to get elected democratically is a "threat to Democracy". They're really something else.

You know who else got elected democratically?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 24, 2024 08:44 AM (Q0kLU)

240 As usual, the REAL crime is pointing out the crimes committed by others.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 24, 2024 08:38 AM (7fElN)

---------------

"Rep. Thomas Massie has been found guilty of Noticing in The First Degree. We have found a witch! (A witch! a witch!)
Burn him, burn him! We have found a witch, may we burn him?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 24, 2024 08:44 AM (/JOu+)

241 231 Speaker Johnson is going to meet with Jewish students at Columbia today. Should be interesting to see if the pro Hamas crowd tries to block or attack the meeting
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 24, 2024 08:40 AM (Wjvnb)

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It would be a good move for them. Support for Hamas is shaky even among Democrats. If they were to humiliate, harm, or kill a prominent Republican, even the little old lady Democrats would start liking them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2024 08:44 AM (0FoWg)

242 Squad member Summer Lee defeated pro-Israel Democrat in the Pennsylvania primary yesterday.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2024 08:43 AM (NpAcC)

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With 125% of the registered voter "vote"?

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 24, 2024 08:45 AM (/JOu+)

243 You know who else got elected democratically?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 24, 2024 08:44 AM

Rutherford B. Hayes?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2024 08:45 AM (I6W2K)

244 It needs air breathed into it. Time for another Martha Vineyard Air Express
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 24, 2024 08:42 AM (JkCto)

Encourage the NYC illegal immigrants to go in and remove the Pali Protesters...problem solved! They can also rob them as they throw them out - hey, its a freebie!

Posted by: Boswell at April 24, 2024 08:45 AM (K+UlC)

245 12 miles or whatever the depth of the penetration was.

Uhh, uhh, where can I find this 12 mile penetrator?

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 24, 2024 08:46 AM (FD5dr)

246 So, a "Download Brave Browser" link, then?

Posted by: Taq

Finally done on my phone. Thanks for the reminder.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Same here. Finally had to do it. That pop-up must be a super pop-up. Because Dolphin and Chrome used to be able to handle every day pop-ups.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2024 08:46 AM (pgG81)

247 "Rep. Thomas Massie has been found guilty of Noticing in The First Degree. We have found a witch! (A witch! a witch!)
Burn him, burn him! We have found a witch, may we burn him?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 24, 2024 08:44 AM

How do you know he's a witch?

Posted by: Sir Bedevere at April 24, 2024 08:46 AM (I6W2K)

248 What happens after they put Trump in jail?

I really cannot see past that. It's like a civilization singularity.

Posted by: pawn at April 24, 2024 08:46 AM (QB+5g)

249 184 "Anyone else think that turning Spanish fighting bulls loose at these riots would be a great idea?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2024 08:21 AM (pgG81)

elephant stampede
Posted by: BignJames ''

Thousands of Penguins.

Posted by: fd at April 24, 2024 08:24 AM (vFG9F)
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Foraging hippopotamuses?

Posted by: Ciampino - A shot at the Firmament.... at April 24, 2024 08:46 AM (qfLjt)

250 It would be a good move for them. Support for Hamas is shaky even among Democrats. If they were to humiliate, harm, or kill a prominent Republican, even the little old lady Democrats would start liking them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2024 08:44 AM (0FoWg)

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Call it the opening act to eventually executing Trump and really exciting their base.

/That's some primo snark right there, YD ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 24, 2024 08:46 AM (/JOu+)

251 >>If a Sheriff can't physically defeat a 13 year old, we've got problems.

Probably already said: Sheriff understood that the optics of manhandling a trans kid would not only cost him his job, but make him an international pariah, cost his spouse her job, his kids peace at school, etc..

Lil trans kid no doubt knows that he is untouchable, that no adult wants to be the next Tiktok/Youtube target of Two Minutes of Hate.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2024 08:47 AM (cCVOS)

252 How do you know he's a witch?

Posted by: Sir Bedevere at April 24, 2024 08:46 AM (I6W2K)

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"He looks like one!"

/A white devil, indeed ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 24, 2024 08:48 AM (/JOu+)

253 Boker Tov Patriots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2024 08:48 AM (PQ4m2)

254 I use Quant asa a browser to avoid DDG’s refusal to let me post here. Works very well.

Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2024 08:49 AM (PCK5/)

255 Probably already said: Sheriff understood that the optics of manhandling a trans kid would not only cost him his job, but make him an international pariah, cost his spouse her job, his kids peace at school, etc..

--

Great point.

Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 08:49 AM (9Ct69)

256 Oh yeah didn't all the "threat to Democracy" complainers jail a filmmaker dude for causing Benghazi?

Amazing how much we forget. I usually rely on Lizzy to remind me.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2024 08:49 AM (CF4K/)

257 >> "Anyone else think that turning Spanish fighting bulls loose at these riots would be a great idea?

Hmmmm. Democrats voted to have timber wolves and wolverines re-introduced into the wild here, how about in DC, NYC, too?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2024 08:49 AM (cCVOS)

258 IIRC Thomas Massie publicly called for speaker Johnson to step down a couple days ago. Seems someone has thin skin syndrome.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2024 08:49 AM (Q4IgG)

259 Jewish NYU professor lashes out at protesters: ‘If I said lynch the blacks or burn the gays, I’d never work again’

https://tinyurl.com/zm6dndzt

Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2024 08:49 AM (NpAcC)

260 Shock pics show tooth implant screwed into father’s BRAIN

***********

Nothing wrong with a little amalgam in your amygdala...

Posted by: Muldoon at April 24, 2024 08:50 AM (l4B/J)

261 >>Oh yeah didn't all the "threat to Democracy" complainers jail a filmmaker dude for causing Benghazi?

Oh yeah, I forgot that one!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2024 08:50 AM (cCVOS)

262 The U.S. Secret Service held meetings and started planning for what to do if former President Donald Trump were to be held in contempt...

The plan should involve some promises to the "judge" of a swift ride out to the swamps and be introduced to blowtorches and pliers.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 24, 2024 08:51 AM (4HcMG)

263 What happens after they put Trump in jail?

I really cannot see past that. It's like a civilization singularity.
Posted by: pawn at April 24, 2024 08:46 AM (QB+5g)

Once they jail Trump things will get back to normal.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2024 08:51 AM (CF4K/)

264 Elon Musk's response to the Australian court should be:

*finger*

Posted by: Rowsdower Believes Ray Epps is a Fed and Ashli Bennett is Crispus Attucks at April 24, 2024 08:52 AM (poA+q)

265 I don't excuse Johnson since he could fight stuff tooth-and-nail but doesn't. I do, however, recognize that 80% or so of Congress is America Lasters.
---
What rule requires the Speaker to keep the House in session?

I mean, the Constitution requires the House to go into session in January after the election.
But after that, what stops him from .... doing nothing?

That is what make this Ukraine bill such a betrayal-- he didn't have to pass it, he didn't have to bring it to a vote: He voluntary chose to.

But, but, but! If one more resigns, the Democrats will have a majority and pick a Speaker and ban Trump from the ballot!
Because they are already doing that with the trials.

And, as noted above, if they try that, nothing in the Constitution says the Speaker can't adjourn the House until next session--January 2025.
They want to go nuclear, nuke them back.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 24, 2024 08:52 AM (yikga)

266 Once they jail Trump things will get back to normal.
Posted by: ... at

Then we will have better candidates to vote for like Nikki!

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 24, 2024 08:52 AM (CIS44)

267 If I were a dentist I'd have a sign that said

"You shall know the tooth, and the tooth shall set your fee"

(TM)

Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 08:52 AM (9Ct69)

268 What do we have below the fold this morning?
++++
:: cracks open his copy of "Grey's Anatomy ::
:: studies pictures ::

The thighs, I think.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2024 08:53 AM (HnUIn)

269 235 But my favorite reason was, "you have to support Democrats because their name means they support democracy."

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2024 08:42 AM (pgG81)
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Has anyone asked these idiots to explain what is meant by 'democracy'? Then ask them about the Constitutional Republic part.

Posted by: Ciampino - A shot at the prize at April 24, 2024 08:53 AM (qfLjt)

270 Once they jail Trump things will get back to normal.
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2024 08:51 AM (CF4K/)

Only after Hillary gets that call...I'm sure she's been working out those hands with a grip tool these last few weeks...

Posted by: Boswell at April 24, 2024 08:53 AM (K+UlC)

271 Good morning Mis Hum and Horde

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2024 08:53 AM (9VVVN)

272 HORROR SURGERY Shock pics show tooth implant screwed into father’s BRAIN after botched surgery as dentist flees hospital in Turkey
++++
That ...
That should be impossible, no? I mean, that goes way beyond a normal foul-up...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2024 08:53 AM (HnUIn)

273 The only thing I can think of happening when Trump is jailed is there is going to be a huge, in-your-face party started. The Media is going to go bonkers congratulating themselves, assholes are going to start parades celebrating, it's going to be very hard not to react.

Posted by: pawn at April 24, 2024 08:53 AM (QB+5g)

274 Probably already said: Sheriff understood that the optics of manhandling a trans kid would not only cost him his job, but make him an international pariah, cost his spouse her job, his kids peace at school, etc..

Lil trans kid no doubt knows that he is untouchable, that no adult wants to be the next Tiktok/Youtube target of Two Minutes of Hate.
Posted by: Lizzy

Sometimes I wish I lived in a holler somewhere in Kentucky.

Come to town, settle all family business, disappear back into the holler.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2024 08:54 AM (pgG81)

275 I've been visiting here for 20 years and just now find out about the click the final number in the comments to refresh thing...
Thank you. My life just got a little better.
Prayers up for any and all, asking and otherwise.

Posted by: Reforger at April 24, 2024 08:54 AM (B705c)

276 Has anyone asked these idiots to explain what is meant by 'democracy'? Then ask them about the Constitutional Republic part.
Posted by: Ciampino - A shot at the prize at April 24, 2024 08:53 AM [/i

"Derp?"

- These Idiots

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2024 08:54 AM (I6W2K)

277 Speaker Johnson’s Office: No Border Security Legislation Will Be Passed by Congress This Year
++++
Republicans gonna Republican.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2024 08:54 AM (HnUIn)

278 That comment would have been better if I hadn't dicked up the formatting.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2024 08:54 AM (I6W2K)

279 But Johnson prays a lot and reads the Bible every day. So he must be a good guy.

Posted by: Montec at April 24, 2024 08:55 AM (tpjlM)

280 SpaceX launches 23 Starlink satellites, aces 300th rocket landing

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 08:55 AM (ENQN6)

281 I've been visiting here for 20 years and just now find out about the click the final number in the comments to refresh thing...
Thank you. My life just got a little better.
Prayers up for any and all, asking and otherwise.
Posted by: Reforger at April 24, 2024 08:54 AM (B705c)
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Don't feel bad. I just had the same reaction. It has never once occurred to me that those little RED numbers are, in fact, clickable links.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 24, 2024 08:55 AM (7fElN)

282 That ...
That should be impossible, no? I mean, that goes way beyond a normal foul-up...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2024 08:53 AM

Consider the phrase "in Turkey".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2024 08:56 AM (I6W2K)

283 "Shock pics show tooth implant screwed into father’s BRAIN"

This is why your power drill has multiple torque settings.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 24, 2024 08:56 AM (F4bAW)

284 Shock pics show tooth implant screwed into father’s BRAIN

***********

Nothing wrong with a little amalgam in your amygdala...
Posted by: Muldoon at April 24, 2024 08:50 AM (l4B/J)

More like titanium in your temporal lobe.

But....yeah.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2024 08:56 AM (eDfFs)

285 North Korea officials visit Iran in a rare public trip
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Wouldn't be the first time an Antonov or a Tupolev full of communists landed in Iran to work out a deal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2024 08:57 AM (HnUIn)

286 >>I'm frankly surprised that Trump has a SS detail at all. In his shoes, I wouldn't let any federal LE near me, my family, or our food supply.

THIS

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2024 08:57 AM (cCVOS)

287 I've been visiting here for 20 years and just now find out about the click the final number in the comments to refresh thing...
Thank you. My life just got a little better.
Prayers up for any and all, asking and otherwise.
Posted by: Reforger at April 24, 2024 08:54 AM

*clicks number*

*hangs head*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2024 08:58 AM (I6W2K)

288 *clicks number*

*hangs head*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2024 08:58 AM (I6W2K)

LOL... Me too

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2024 08:58 AM (Akjoo)

289 Betting markets have moved Biden ahead of Trunp. A month or two ago Trump had a pretty big lead.

Posted by: Montec at April 24, 2024 08:58 AM (tpjlM)

290 289 Betting markets have moved Biden ahead of Trunp. A month or two ago Trump had a pretty big lead.
Posted by: Montec at April 24, 2024 08:58 AM (tpjlM)

Because Biden has done so much for America

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2024 08:59 AM (Akjoo)

291 What happens after they put Trump in jail?
---------

McDonalds take-out three times a day for himself and everyone in the joint. Prisoners, guards staff. Within two days Trump becomes King of the Jail. Leftist heads go Mushroom Cloud.

Posted by: Gref at April 24, 2024 08:59 AM (5fDan)

292 Consider the phrase "in Turkey".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2024 08:56 AM (I6W2K)
++++
Yeah, but still.

I mean, I'm no dentist, so fair enough. But if I were engaged in some amateur back-alley dentistry, I'd like to think that I would notice something like, "hmm, it seems like this should have bottomed out by now, and I shouldn't need to get a longer tool to keep driving it up into this guy's head."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2024 08:59 AM (HnUIn)

293 Some of the arrested Columbia U. and Barnard College student trespassers have been suspended and banned from campus for the rest of the semester.
Posted by: Gref at April 24, 2024 08:30 AM (5fDan)
====================
That's just over a week.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 24, 2024 08:59 AM (6C06J)

294 Things that make you want to Scream in today's Morning Report:

"Some migrants flown to Martha’s Vineyard by DeSantis in 2022 qualify for crime victim visas"

"Because of the actions taken by Florida officials in September 2022, some of the 49 migrants flown from San Antonio to Martha’s Vineyard are on the path to securing legal status."

Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2024 08:59 AM (NpAcC)

295 I mean, that goes way beyond a normal foul-up...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2024 08:53 AM (HnUIn)

Not if you use an impact wrench!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2024 08:59 AM (d9fT1)

296 Mis Hum and JJ share a birthday? Excellent!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

**********

Makes it easy to remember...

Posted by: Muldoon at April 24, 2024 08:59 AM (l4B/J)

297 6 Months ago:
In other words, we need to end the student loan programs. We need to end Pell grants, and every scholarship from the federal government, even the ones for left-handed Laplanders with Lyme Disease. We need to end the transmission of every federal dollar into the bloated, corrupt Academia as it exists now and has existed over the last several decades. Its main product has become a blizzard of non-performing administrators and crops of moral idiots, the latter of whom emerge with crippling lifetime debt and nihilist fantasies that many of of them will never outgrow.

The whole thing
https://tinyurl.com/3hvw5met

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 08:59 AM (ENQN6)

298 So I guess something recently changed with the Duck Duck Go browser that won't allow posting here. At least not with an Android phone.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 24, 2024 09:00 AM (dg+HA)

299 Oh no!! Suspended. My goodness!!
🙄

Posted by: Montec at April 24, 2024 09:00 AM (tpjlM)

300 @TheBabylonBee
·
Follow
Columbia Admins Promise To Carefully Investigate Whether 'Let’s Kill Every Jew We See On Campus' Chant Violates School’s Conduct Policy

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 09:00 AM (ENQN6)

301 What happens after they put Trump in jail?

Open demonstrations of joy on the left, like the Palis after 9/11. Biden's numbers soar.

Except for a few pathetic bleats from the usual suspects (I'm looking at you, Cruz), utter silence from the right.

Protests by regular MAGA voters smacked down like a hippie in 1968 Chicago.

Biden (or his substitute) installed.

Change my mind.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 24, 2024 09:00 AM (Q0kLU)

302 That ...
That should be impossible, no? I mean, that goes way beyond a normal foul-up...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2024 08:53 AM

Consider the phrase "in Turkey".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2024 08:56 AM (I6W2K)

^^^^^Exactly.

If i were to guess, this guy has no license or training cuz he clearly has no idea of anatomy.

Buuuuut, if he does......Wholley Kau!!!!

Welp, that's what you get when you go to -

The Istanbul "Bath Salts Dentist" Clinic.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2024 09:00 AM (eDfFs)

303 Clicked on the final (bear attack) link, and there's another story over there at The Sun titled:

"STANDING TALL Work on America’s tallest skyscraper ‘to begin in June’ as it gets green light after last-minute 26ft adjustment

The building will be taller than One World Trade Center

The building is called the Legends Tower and will be built in Oklahoma City, which could break ground in June

The complex will be made up of four buildings, called Boardwalk at Bricktown"

So they're naming it after Klay Thompson?

/DISCLAIMER: I refuse to watch any professional sports since The Summer of Love, Burning, Looting, and mostly Peaceful Murdering (but I saw the funny story apparently going around on X/Twitter about Klay throwing up bricks in an 0-21 or something performance recently)

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 24, 2024 09:01 AM (/JOu+)

304 33
Just thought of something:

Neither Monica nor Chandler were ever shown driving a car
Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2024

Monica drove her dad's Porsche.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 24, 2024 09:01 AM (OiAR7)

305 I've been visiting here for 20 years and just now find out about the click the final number in the comments to refresh thing...
Thank you. My life just got a little better.
Prayers up for any and all, asking and otherwise.
Posted by: Reforger at April 24, 2024 08:54 AM
++++
:: pushes glasses up nose ::

ACKTSHUALLY, it doesn't "refresh" the page, it navigates to the anchor on the page, which causes a reload and then jumps to the anchor point.

Posted by: NEEEEEEERRRRRD at April 24, 2024 09:01 AM (HnUIn)

306 Left-handed Laplanders with Lyme Disease have feelings too!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 24, 2024 09:02 AM (dg+HA)

307 Y'all have ruined Hump Day for me. Hope you are satisfied.

Posted by: Fat Fani

You had me at Liz Cheney in a snuggie

Posted by: Chubby Chasers Anonymous at April 24, 2024 09:02 AM (MsrgL)

308 Help me. I am in a dentist’s office subject to The Today Show. My brain is rotting from the propaganda…

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 24, 2024 09:02 AM (uTTG7)

309 Neither Monica nor Chandler were ever shown driving a car
Posted by: Don Black

Given they lived in NYc that’s not surprising.

Posted by: Montec at April 24, 2024 09:02 AM (tpjlM)

310
George has gotten his morning nut medicine

Um, doesn't the morning nut count as medicine in its own right?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2024 09:03 AM (xG4kz)

311 ... Work on America’s tallest skyscraper ‘to begin in June’ as it gets green light after last-minute 26ft adjustment

The building will be taller than One World Trade Center

The building is called the Legends Tower and will be built in Oklahoma City, which could break ground in June ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 24, 2024 09:01 AM (/JOu+)
++++
Huh. Sorry, OKC. It's either a white elephant or you're going to be a blue state within 20 years.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2024 09:03 AM (HnUIn)

312 Nothing wrong with a little amalgam in your amygdala...
Posted by: Muldoon

Or a cockup of your cranium.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2024 09:03 AM (pgG81)

313
Help me. I am in a dentist’s office subject to The Today Show. My brain is rotting from the propaganda…
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

If you can't turn it off, lower the volume to "0".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2024 09:04 AM (xG4kz)

314 Huh. Sorry, OKC. It's either a white elephant or you're going to be a blue state within 20 years.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at Apri

It's all part of the new build up with the 2 new stadiums, not sure why we need the tallest building in america in tornado alley tho

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 24, 2024 09:05 AM (CIS44)

315 I'm frankly surprised that Trump has a SS detail at all. In his shoes, I wouldn't let any federal LE near me, my family, or our food supply.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2024 08:38 AM (0FoWg)

--------------

Trust NO ONE.

/I too have been saying for awhile that he needs his own private security detail (and even that's no guarantee of safety of course).

And as for Trump going to jail: I think he should hole-up in Mar-A-Lago, DeSantis should surround the place with State Police and National Guard, and hundreds of thousands of patriots should descend upon the location to surround it. If it's to be a Civil War, let's get this f*cking thing started already ... /rant off

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 24, 2024 09:05 AM (/JOu+)

316 >>McDonalds take-out three times a day for himself and everyone in the joint. Prisoners, guards staff. Within two days Trump becomes King of the Jail. Leftist heads go Mushroom Cloud.

This guy gets it - and that's a Good Thing!

Posted by: Martha Stewart at April 24, 2024 09:05 AM (cCVOS)

317
Help me. I am in a dentist’s office subject to The Today Show. My brain is rotting from the propaganda…

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

I can help you. my friend, with this one little trick!

Posted by: Turkish Dentist at April 24, 2024 09:05 AM (eDfFs)

318 During the surgery, however, the dentist attempted to force one of the implants into place and allegedly ended up piercing Yılmaz’s jawbone.

The screw went all the way up into his cranium, causing him to yell in pain.

The dentist allegedly took him to a local hospital, left him there, and fled the scene.
...
Incredibly, according to Yılmaz, the dentist, named in reports as A.D., refused him a refund when he contacted him.
++++
I don't see why the dude should get a refund. I mean, the dentist *did* take his client to the hospital. It's not like the dentist was shirking his responsibilities!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2024 09:05 AM (HnUIn)

319
Huh. Sorry, OKC. It's either a white elephant or you're going to be a blue state within 20 years.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2024 09:03 AM (HnUIn)

Every state will be blue if 3 million illegals a year keep coming in.

Posted by: Montec at April 24, 2024 09:06 AM (tpjlM)

320 Betting markets have moved Biden ahead of Trunp. A month or two ago Trump had a pretty big lead.
Posted by: Montec at April 24, 2024 08:58 AM (tpjlM)

Place I use still has Trump ahead but barely. He was marginally more ahead a few months ago.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2024 09:06 AM (CF4K/)

321
The building is called the Legends Tower and will be built in Oklahoma City, which could break ground in June ...

Why am I thinking of the book "The Skyscraper Curse"?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 24, 2024 09:06 AM (4HcMG)

322 Ugh.

In yesterday's Pennsylvania primary...
Joe Biden 928,845 votes
Dean Phillips 68,469 votes

Donald Trump 788,871 votes
Nikki Haley 156,950 votes

Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2024 09:06 AM (NpAcC)

323 229
That Rabbi joke reminded me of this (from memory):
The Pope is being chauffeured around by his usual driver. After many stops at this basilica and that basilica, the Pope is getting bored so he says, "You know, I haven't driven for quite a while. Let's swap places and I'll drive for a while." They do that. Unfortunately the Pope gets too excited and has a lead foot so not long afterwards they get pulled over by a traffic cop. The cop takes one look and goes back to his bike, picks up the radio and calls his boss. The Captain asks him who is in the limo and the cop says, "I don't know but he's got The Pope driving for him!"

Posted by: Ciampino - Would God have a driver at April 24, 2024 09:06 AM (qfLjt)

324 The Hill: Bannon says House Republicans secretly want Trump to lose...tore into House Judiciary Committee chairman, Jim Jordan, arguing that the Ohio Republican’s support of Trump has been entirely “performative.” “Don’t go on ‘Hannity’ and tell me everything you are gonna do and send some tweets,” Bannon quipped. “Nothing’s happening to support President Trump. Let me repeat that. Nothing".

Some of them might like not taking orders from Vladimir Putin.

Some Repugs may realize MAGA and Trump are a losing long term proposition. Maybe some solid and logical conservative concepts like in the old days may get them back to some level of respect and ability to govern.

Go serve your sentence, you sack of excrement! Bannon was convicted on two charges of contempt of Congress or the United States Capitol attack, and sentenced to four months in prison and a $6,500 fine. He is appealing against his conviction and sentence, and his sentence was put on hold pending the appeal.

They're ALL opportunists. There is no "too low" for them to stoop to. They'll kill their mothers if it guaranteed re-election.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 24, 2024 09:07 AM (JCZqz)

325 "Some migrants flown to Martha’s Vineyard by DeSantis in 2022 qualify for crime victim visas"

"Because of the actions taken by Florida officials in September 2022, some of the 49 migrants flown from San Antonio to Martha’s Vineyard are on the path to securing legal status."

-

Because nothing means anything and the law is whatever the highest ranking person at any given moment says it is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 09:07 AM (9Ct69)

326 Consider the phrase "in Turkey".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2024 08:56 AM (I6W2K)
++++
Yeah, but still.

I mean, I'm no dentist, so fair enough. But if I were engaged in some amateur back-alley dentistry, I'd like to think that I would notice something like, "hmm, it seems like this should have bottomed out by now, and I shouldn't need to get a longer tool to keep driving it up into this guy's head."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2024 08:59 AM (HnUIn)
---
A buddy of mine from church is having the finishing touches on a root canal done this morning. I probably should not share this story with him. He's anxious enough as it is.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 24, 2024 09:07 AM (7fElN)

327
McDonalds take-out three times a day for himself and everyone in the joint. Prisoners, guards staff. Within two days Trump becomes King of the Jail. Leftist heads go Mushroom Cloud.

In America, the Bastille storms you!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2024 09:07 AM (xG4kz)

328 Every state will be blue if 3 million illegals a year keep coming in.
Posted by: Montec at April 24, 2024 09:06 AM (tpjlM)
================
Good plan.

Posted by: Alejandro Mayorkas at April 24, 2024 09:07 AM (NOEBK)

329 Help me. I am in a dentist’s office subject to The Today Show. My brain is rotting from the propaganda…
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 24, 2024 09:02 AM (uTTG7)
++++
Two options:
1. Turn off or unplug the TV if you can reach it
2. Consider yourself lucky and be grateful that the place is not running ABC, so you won't be subjected to The View when you get finished with the dentist and are checking out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2024 09:07 AM (HnUIn)

330 Once they execute Trump with the cameras off at the jail, things will get back to normal.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2024 09:08 AM (CF4K/)

331 Bannon says House Republicans secretly want Trump to lose...

—

Is this even a debatable statement?

Posted by: Montec at April 24, 2024 09:08 AM (tpjlM)

332 *Nikki Haley 156,950 votes.*

So you're saying there's a chance?

Posted by: Little Nicki at April 24, 2024 09:08 AM (dg+HA)

333 Every state will be blue if 3 million illegals a year keep coming in.

We will be well beyond Blue/Red distinctions if the current pace of illegal immigration keeps up.

The failing infrastructure and banking system doesn't care who you voted for.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 24, 2024 09:08 AM (4HcMG)

334 They're ALL opportunists. There is no "too low" for them to stoop to. They'll kill their mothers if it guaranteed re-election.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions b

talk about projection...

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 24, 2024 09:08 AM (CIS44)

335 What happens after they put Trump in jail?

An explosion of articles saying that someone in jail cannot be elected - despite the fact that this is untrue.

Numerous blue states attempting to remove Trump from the ballot - despite the fact that they have no basis for doing so.

GOPe, and some others, arguing that we need to replace Trump as the nominee with Haley, or DeSantis, or (insert your preferred candidate here).

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2024 09:08 AM (T7iTv)

336 Is this even a debatable statement?
Posted by: Montec at April 24, 2024 09:08 AM (tpjlM)
++++
Not for the politically active, no.

For the masses? It might be. Many of them probably still think that the GOP is what it says on the tin.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2024 09:09 AM (HnUIn)

337 I have to admit, i stumbled across the links in the numbers a while ago since i scroll the tablet left handed, it was inevitable that i discovered it.

Like pushing and holding the power button on a laptop for six seconds will kill everything for a cold start when Pr0nhub crashes the linux kernel.

What?

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 24, 2024 09:09 AM (MsrgL)

338 It's all part of the new build up with the 2 new stadiums, not sure why we need the tallest building in america in tornado alley tho

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 24, 2024 09:05 AM (CIS44)

--------------

I know that some skyscrapers built in Japan, Hong Kong, and China have large holes designed in them. I thought it was to allow strong winds to pass through, but it apparently owes to Feng Shui:

"These are dragon gates. They allow dragons to fly from the mountains to the water."

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 24, 2024 09:09 AM (/JOu+)

339 When I was in college I was an engineering major and didn’t have time to attend protests of any kind…. Even if there were some protest I agreed with (there were zero protests of consequence in all my years on campus), I had to attend class and study… and I had a bit of a social life and went to church. Those things took all my time. No way I could camp out on central campus for a week or two and keep up with class. These protesters either aren’t students or they’re flunking….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 24, 2024 09:09 AM (xT8gx)

340 GOPe, and some others, arguing that we need to replace Trump as the nominee with Haley, or DeSantis, or (insert your preferred candidate here).
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2024 09:08 AM (T7iTv)

Haley or worse... They would never allow DeSantis

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2024 09:10 AM (Akjoo)

341 Republicans "secretly" want a Trump to lose. Now *there's* a revelation from 2016.

Next on Bannon, many kids secretly like pizza.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2024 09:10 AM (CF4K/)

342 talk about projection...
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 24, 2024 09:08 AM (CIS44)
++++
The person at DU is right, albeit for the wrong reasons.

There is no level to which the Republicans will not stoop when it comes to thwarting the will of their constituents.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2024 09:10 AM (HnUIn)

343 The person at DU is right, albeit for the wrong reasons.

There is no level to which the Republicans will not stoop when it comes to thwarting the will of their constituents.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) a

well yes in this context that is completely true

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 24, 2024 09:11 AM (CIS44)

344 Two options:
1. Turn off or unplug the TV if you can reach it
2. Consider yourself lucky and be grateful that the place is not running ABC, so you won't be subjected to The View when you get finished with the dentist and are checking out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2024 09:07 AM (HnUIn)
******
3. Tell them it's not good for your BP and have them change it to HGTV ( the home and garden channel)

Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2024 09:11 AM (NpAcC)

345 Help me. I am in a dentist’s office subject to The Today Show. My brain is rotting from the propaganda…
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 24, 2024 09:02 AM (uTTG7)
++++
Two options:
1. Turn off or unplug the TV if you can reach it
2. Consider yourself lucky and be grateful that the place is not running ABC, so you won't be subjected to The View when you get finished with the dentist and are checking out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix

Back when i was traveling too much, i would carry a spare tv remote with me so i could mute or turn off all the airport televisions playing the view or cnn. Once i got the codes figured out, it was standard to just walk through and change everything on my route to fox or off.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 24, 2024 09:11 AM (MsrgL)

346 Talked building in OKC is kinda weird. is there enough office space demand for such.a thing? I’m no expert or nuthin’ but isn’t commercial real estate kinda dead these days. Seems like building something like that is kinda retarded.

Posted by: Montec at April 24, 2024 09:11 AM (tpjlM)

347 When i lived in Iran in Days of Oil and Shah there was a dentist in our town who was famous for filling wisdom teeth :-)

Posted by: Anna at April 24, 2024 09:11 AM (i5Vkf)

348 When I was in college I was an engineering major and didn’t have time to attend protests of any kind…. Even if there were some protest I agreed with (there were zero protests of consequence in all my years on campus), I had to attend class and study… and I had a bit of a social life and went to church. Those things took all my time. No way I could camp out on central campus for a week or two and keep up with class. These protesters either aren’t students or they’re flunking….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 24, 2024 09:09 AM (xT8gx)
---
I've been at a STEM institution for over 30 years (first as as student, then as an employee). I can count on one hand--with fingers left over--the number of times we've had any major protests during that time. There may have been some protests during the 1960s but that was long before my time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 24, 2024 09:12 AM (7fElN)

349 3. Tell them it's not good for your BP and have them change it to HGTV ( the home and garden channel)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2024 09:11 AM (NpAcC)

Or as My Husband calls it HOMO Garden since it's all gay all the time

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2024 09:12 AM (Akjoo)

350 Bannon says House Republicans secretly want Trump to lose...

I disagree with Bannon - it isn't a secret.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 24, 2024 09:12 AM (4HcMG)

351 Talked building in OKC is kinda weird. is there enough office space demand for such.a thing? I’m no expert or nuthin’ but isn’t commercial real estate kinda dead these days. Seems like building something like that is kinda retarded.
Posted by: Montec

No, Devon Tower is currently like 40% empty.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 24, 2024 09:12 AM (CIS44)

352 Mom helps to save other mom's life after seeing flyer in Taekwondo studio:
https://tinyurl.com/436e7wdy
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2024 06:37 AM (q+SO6)

Just starting on the thread, but wanted to comment before it's too late!

Thank you for that link. Sometimes just one story of hope can make things seem a lot less dismal in a world that seems to get more dark each day.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at April 24, 2024 09:12 AM (JCLJi)

353 Help me. I am in a dentist’s office subject to The Today Show. My brain is rotting from the propaganda…
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Memorize this: Listening to morning "news" programs causes me a great deal of distress. Since I was unable to bring my emotional support rhinoceros, I'll either need you to turn it off or I'll have to contact my social media strike group.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2024 09:13 AM (T7iTv)

354 Talked building in OKC is kinda weird. is there enough office space demand for such.a thing? I’m no expert or nuthin’ but isn’t commercial real estate kinda dead these days. Seems like building something like that is kinda retarded.
Posted by: Montec

No, Devon Tower is currently like 40% empty.
Posted by: BruceWayne

granted a large portion of the upper levels of the new tower are meant to be residential, tho I dont see the demand for that in downtown OKC either

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 24, 2024 09:13 AM (CIS44)

355 Who are these mental defective republicans in PA voting for Nikki Haley in the primary???

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 24, 2024 09:14 AM (xT8gx)

356 These protesters either aren’t students or they’re flunking….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 24, 2024 09:09 AM (xT8gx)

First off nobody fails in Ivy schools.

Second these asswipes are all “studies” majors. They’re most likely getting extra credit for protesting.

Posted by: Montec at April 24, 2024 09:14 AM (tpjlM)

357 Bannon says House Republicans secretly want Trump to lose...

—

Is this even a debatable statement?
Posted by: Montec

Yes. Bannon says "secretly".

I say "it's no secret".

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2024 09:14 AM (pgG81)

358 Help me. I am in a dentist’s office subject to The Today Show. My brain is rotting from the propaganda…
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 24, 2024 09:02 AM

Could be worse. I had to do mandatory annual "diversity" training yesterday. I still have a headache.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2024 09:14 AM (I6W2K)

359 Why do we trust any vote count anymore??

Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2024 09:14 AM (PCK5/)

360 When i lived in Iran in Days of Oil and Shah there was a dentist in our town who was famous for filling wisdom teeth :-)
Posted by: Anna at April 24, 2024 09:11 AM (i5Vkf)

What did he fill them with ?

Posted by: JT at April 24, 2024 09:15 AM (T4tVD)

361 Republicans "secretly" want a Trump to lose. Now *there's* a revelation from 2016.

They're obviously hoping to get people committed to Trump not to vote for Trump at the RNC and keep him from the winning number, then open it up totally,

and "we" could wind up with anyone for a candidate.

Even Jeb!.

Great TV for the networks, so they'll be all in.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2024 09:15 AM (eDfFs)

362 Thank you for that link. Sometimes just one story of hope can make things seem a lot less dismal in a world that seems to get more dark each day.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at April 24, 2024 09:12 AM (JCLJi)

Lovely story... There are good people in this World

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2024 09:15 AM (Akjoo)

363 295 I mean, that goes way beyond a normal foul-up...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2024 08:53 AM (HnUIn)

Not if you use an impact wrench!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2024 08:59 AM (d9fT1)
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Hammer drill for the win.

Posted by: Ciampino - what bit size? at April 24, 2024 09:15 AM (qfLjt)

364 Help me. I am in a dentist’s office subject to The Today Show. My brain is rotting from the propaganda…
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 24, 2024 09:02 AM

Could be worse. I had to do mandatory annual "diversity" training yesterday. I still have a headache.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2024 09:14 AM (I6W2K)
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We're having our first ever "DEI Conference" on campus today. A couple of my coworkers are supposed to attend, but I opted out for obvious reasons...Also, someone has to stay in the office!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 24, 2024 09:15 AM (7fElN)

365 I'm still getting the pop-up ads even when I refresh by clicking on the number.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 09:15 AM (9yWhg)

366 What did he fill them with ?
Posted by: JT at April 24, 2024 09:15 AM (T4tVD)
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Well, he was a dentist.

So I'm guessing "cock." Everyone knows dentists are all perverts.

Posted by: The Association for Baseless Attacks on Dentists at April 24, 2024 09:16 AM (HnUIn)

367 Or as My Husband calls it HOMO Garden since it's all gay all the time
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2024 09:12 AM

Go with Garden & Gun. It doesn't seem to be ghey. Yet.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2024 09:16 AM (I6W2K)

368 I was recently in a doctor's office and the cable channel that's always on is "Lucky Dog."

Really soothing. Dog training stories narrated by Mike Rowe.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 24, 2024 09:16 AM (dg+HA)

369 313
Help me. I am in a dentist’s office subject to The Today Show. My brain is rotting from the propaganda…
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

If you can't turn it off, lower the volume to "0".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2024 09:04 AM (xG4kz)

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I hear a dental implant to the brain works wonders

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 24, 2024 09:16 AM (F4bAW)

370 Bannon says House Republicans secretly want Trump to lose...
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Is this even a debatable statement?

Yes. I would debate the word "secretly."

Posted by: Oddbob at April 24, 2024 09:16 AM (/y8xj)

371 365 I'm still getting the pop-up ads even when I refresh by clicking on the number.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 09:15 AM (9yWhg)

What browser?

Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2024 09:16 AM (PCK5/)

372 Could be worse. I had to do mandatory annual "diversity" training yesterday. I still have a headache.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2024 09:14 AM (I6W2K)

I read that as Animal Diversity Training

Posted by: JT at April 24, 2024 09:16 AM (T4tVD)

373 Haley or worse... They would never allow DeSantis
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2024 09:10 AM (Akjoo)

But there are those who would argue for it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2024 09:17 AM (T7iTv)

374 Bannon says House Republicans secretly want Trump to lose...

He should have added that every one of those nickelfuckers will win their re-election, too.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 24, 2024 09:17 AM (Q0kLU)

375 Go with Garden & Gun. It doesn't seem to be ghey. Yet.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2024 09:16 AM (I6W2K)
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Pump the brakes.

I thought "gun plant" was what a factory was called, not something I could literally cultivate in my garden!

Where the hell do I get one?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2024 09:17 AM (HnUIn)

376 I've been at a STEM institution for over 30 years (first as as student, then as an employee). I can count on one hand--with fingers left over--the number of times we've had any major protests during that time. There may have been some protests during the 1960s but that was long before my time.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 24, 2024 09:12 AM (7fElN)

I've heard that the "Slide-Rules Forever!!!!" Protests were horrifying.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2024 09:17 AM (eDfFs)

377 I see the Turtle is out there blaming Tucker Carlson and Trump for the "delay" in passing the grift money to Ukraine...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2024 09:17 AM (Akjoo)

378 295

CBD isn;t an impact wrench only for impacted wisdom teeth?

Posted by: Ciampino - what bit size & diamond tipped? at April 24, 2024 09:17 AM (qfLjt)

379 Chrome, I think.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 09:17 AM (9yWhg)

380 They're obviously hoping to get people committed to Trump not to vote for Trump at the RNC and keep him from the winning number, then open it up totally,

and "we" could wind up with anyone for a candidate.

Even Jeb!.

Great TV for the networks, so they'll be all in.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2024 09:15 AM (eDfFs)
*******
Luckily Laura Trump is now guarding the henhouse and they've cleaned house.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2024 09:18 AM (NpAcC)

381 Talked building in OKC is kinda weird. is there enough office space demand for such.a thing? I’m no expert or nuthin’ but isn’t commercial real estate kinda dead these days. Seems like building something like that is kinda retarded.

One can get plans and permits, what is difficult is to get funding.

That much floor space going on line requires a huge infrastructure to support it. Everything from power, water, sewage to parking along with every sort of retail and service that would backstop the daytime and night time operations of those who are in it.

There isn't enough cheap money for that. At best it is a Chinese Ghost City plan.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 24, 2024 09:18 AM (4HcMG)

382 I've heard that the "Slide-Rules Forever!!!!" Protests were horrifying.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2024 09:17 AM (eDfFs)
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"We're no dipsticks, hands off our slip-sticks!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2024 09:19 AM (HnUIn)

383 I read that as Animal Diversity Training
Posted by: JT

Gay crustaceans are woefully underrepresented in corporate America.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 09:19 AM (9yWhg)

384 379 Chrome, I think.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 09:17 AM (9yWhg)

Try Quant Bulgar..

Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2024 09:19 AM (PCK5/)

385 When I was in the market for a home 4-5 years ago, every house I saw was HGTV. Ultra modern, and trendy. Which I hated. Now, all that’s shit from 5 years ago is out of date already.

When doing a remodel, keep it classic. My house is 130 years old and still has some original stuff. Kitchen was done 10 years ago by the previous owners. Looks great today and in 10 years will also look great. Keep it basic.

Posted by: Montec at April 24, 2024 09:19 AM (tpjlM)

386 Go with Garden & Gun. It doesn't seem to be ghey. Yet.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

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Eh, I'm not going to go that far. It's gay, it just hasn't told the parents yet.

It's Garden and Gun because "High Southern and outdoor culture as imagined by city people who are mostly cosplaying" doesn't have the same marketing appeal.

Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 09:20 AM (9Ct69)

387 Chrome, I think.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 09:17 AM (9yWhg)

Brave will solve your problems. Millions have been fixed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2024 09:20 AM (T7iTv)

388 When doing a remodel, keep it classic. My house is 130 years old and still has some original stuff. Kitchen was done 10 years ago by the previous owners. Looks great today and in 10 years will also look great. Keep it basic.
Posted by: Montec at April 24, 2024 09:19 AM (tpjlM)
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NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Shiplap! Open concept! These are the ways!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2024 09:20 AM (HnUIn)

389 I see the Turtle is out there blaming Tucker Carlson and Trump for the "delay" in passing the grift money to Ukraine...

Yes, betrayal at scale should never have any impediments like We The People weighing in on this on-going scandal.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 24, 2024 09:20 AM (4HcMG)

390 >> "Columbia's under-fire president Minouche Shafik buckles and gives extra 48 hours to clear camps after anti-Israel demo refused to budge: Now protesters call on 'comrades' to create 'platoons' amid calls for the National Guard to be sent in"

These people still think they're dealing with unruly teens.
Hell, even 2020's antifa/BLM merging in places like Portland should've taught Shafif
k that these are professionals, highly organized and trained.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2024 09:20 AM (cCVOS)

391 Back when i was traveling too much, i would carry a spare tv remote with me so i could mute or turn off all the airport televisions playing the view or cnn. Once i got the codes figured out, it was standard to just walk through and change everything on my route to fox or off.

There is a device, the name of which I forget at the moment, that just cycles through a big list of known IR code sets sending the "off" signal. I got one in kit form for my then 12 year-old son to learn to solder. I wouldn't let him use it until we were leaving some place because neither of us could hold our laughter.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 24, 2024 09:21 AM (/y8xj)

392 So I'm guessing "cock." Everyone knows dentists are all perverts.
Posted by: The Association for Baseless Attacks on Dentists at April 24, 2024 09:16 AM (HnUIn)

You’re a rabid anti-dentite!! — Kosmo Kramer

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 24, 2024 09:21 AM (xT8gx)

393 387 Chrome, I think.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 09:17 AM (9yWhg)

Brave will solve your problems. Millions have been fixed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2024 09:20 AM (T7iTv)

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Switching to Brave cleared up my sciatica issues!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 24, 2024 09:21 AM (F4bAW)

394 Minouche Shafik

Sounds like an all American name

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2024 09:21 AM (Akjoo)

395 Everything from power, water, sewage to parking along with every sort of retail and service that would backstop the daytime and night time operations of those who are in it.

—

I found out that most skyscrapers in Dubai, including the Burj Kaleif (sp?) are not on the city’s sewer system. All the waste water is trucked away to a sewage plant. Dubai is such a weird place.

Posted by: Montec at April 24, 2024 09:21 AM (tpjlM)

396 Hell, even 2020's antifa/BLM merging in places like Portland should've taught Shafif
k that these are professionals, highly organized and trained.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2024 09:20 AM (cCVOS)
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He knows. He's been cultivating them. The only thing he didn't expect was popular blowback. He, they and everyone they all know are on board with the cause.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2024 09:22 AM (HnUIn)

397 >>I see the Turtle is out there blaming Tucker Carlson and Trump for the "delay" in passing the grift money to Ukraine...

Posted by: BEN at April 24, 2024 09:22 AM (cCVOS)

398 My house is 130 years old and still has some original stuff.

What the heck lasts 130 years in a house?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 09:22 AM (9yWhg)

399 394 Minouche Shafik

Sounds like an all American name
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2024 09:21 AM (Akjoo)

Good name for a Minnesota Mayor..

Posted by: tubal at April 24, 2024 09:22 AM (PCK5/)

400 I see the Turtle is out there blaming Tucker Carlson and Trump for the "delay" in passing the grift money to Ukraine...

But... but... but... just the other day I was told that Trump was personally responsible for getting the money bill passed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2024 09:22 AM (T7iTv)

401 333 We will be well beyond Blue/Red distinctions if the current pace of illegal immigration keeps up.

The failing infrastructure and banking system doesn't care who you voted for.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 24, 2024 09:08 AM (4HcMG)

Hope you're already fluent in Arabic and Mandarin, let alone Latin Spanish.

Posted by: XTC at April 24, 2024 09:23 AM (UnA8+)

402 Or as My Husband calls it HOMO Garden since it's all gay all the time
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2024 09:12 AM (Akjoo)

Concur. About the time I pulled the plug Home and Homo Channel had a fag host for almost every show and the buyers on some of the shows were all multi colored sodomites who for some reason had a lot of money but had no idea on how to buy property.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2024 09:23 AM (cDEsv)

403 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NEITHER TRUMP NOR CARLSON ARE IN CONGRESS.

DO YOUR D@MN JOB, TURTLE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 24, 2024 09:23 AM (cCVOS)

404 What the heck lasts 130 years in a house?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at

The indian burial ground it's built on

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 24, 2024 09:23 AM (CIS44)

405 Yea, it's no secret the GOP would like to see Trump in jail. Besides, Nikki Haley only "suspended" her campaign, so she's technically still in the hunt.

I think the hope among the GOP and the left is that Trump gets pinched and put in jail for some minor offense, thus giving them cover to drop him off the ballot.

Whether that's a legit reason or not doesn't matter to them. Then we can get treated to another round of legal shit shows.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2024 09:23 AM (Q4IgG)

406 My house is 130 years old and still has some original stuff.

What the heck lasts 130 years in a house?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 09:22 AM (9yWhg)
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The rats.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 24, 2024 09:23 AM (7fElN)

407 398 My house is 130 years old and still has some original stuff.

What the heck lasts 130 years in a house?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 09:22 AM (9yWhg)

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Ghosts

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 24, 2024 09:23 AM (F4bAW)

408 Neither Monica nor Chandler were ever shown driving a car
Posted by: Don Black

Given they lived in NYc that’s not surprising.
Posted by: Montec at April 24, 2024 09:02 AM (tpjlM)

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About the only Seinfeld episode I remember that involved a car was the one about "Jon Voight's former car."

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 24, 2024 09:24 AM (/JOu+)

409 What the heck lasts 130 years in a house?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 09:22 AM (9yWhg)
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Moldings. Glass. Door and window hardware. Possibly light fixtures, if the house was electrified from the start. Architectural features like newel posts and fireplaces.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2024 09:24 AM (HnUIn)

410 Good morning, MisHum.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at April 24, 2024 09:24 AM (53oGX)

411 I see the Turtle is out there blaming Tucker Carlson and Trump for the "delay" in passing the grift money to Ukraine...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2024 09:17 AM

Turtle is asshoe. This is a Known Thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2024 09:25 AM (I6W2K)

412 I think the hope among the GOP and the left is that Trump gets pinched and put in jail for some minor offense, thus giving them cover to drop him off the ballot.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2024 09:23 AM (Q4IgG)

A prior SCOTUS has already ruled that being imprisoned is not a barrier to running for, or being elected to, the office of the presidency.

Not that your point is incorrect.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2024 09:25 AM (T7iTv)

413 About the only Seinfeld episode I remember that involved a car was the one about "Jon Voight's former car."
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 24, 2024 09:24 AM (/JOu+)
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I think that one also involved dentists. Jerry's dentist friend Tim Watley (sp?) was asked to compare bite marks in a pencil to bite marks in Kramer's arm...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 24, 2024 09:26 AM (7fElN)

414 I see the Turtle is out there blaming Tucker Carlson and Trump for the "delay" in passing the grift money to Ukraine...

But... but... but... just the other day I was told that Trump was personally responsible for getting the money bill passed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2024 09:22 AM (T7iTv)

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"It's nuanced, deplorable plebe ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 24, 2024 09:26 AM (/JOu+)

415 Could be worse. I had to do mandatory annual "diversity" training yesterday. I still have a headache.

You too? Same here. A big city Jewish lawyer selling DEI as the Greatest Thing.

He lied about "every study out there says Diversity is vastly superior".

I wanted to ask how Diversity is going at Columbia University or in the Middle East right now. Maybe how #cancel culture and mass layoffs in the largest DEI sector industries is found in those "studies".

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 24, 2024 09:26 AM (4HcMG)

416 Neither Monica nor Chandler were ever shown driving a car
Posted by: Don Black

Chandler drove the race car bed

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 24, 2024 09:26 AM (CIS44)

417 407 398 My house is 130 years old and still has some original stuff.

I grew up in not one but two different historic homes. My husband only one but it was older than either of mine (due to where he lived, there were no houses here then just trees and bunnies).

Sinks can last. The floors were kept up. Leaded windows need work but we had the originals. Slate roofs have parts replaced but still with slate so...

We both had basement spring set ups to get fresh water - worked just fine. Most things in the kitchen I remember were original, probably just not fittings and such. around here loads of business for restorers.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 24, 2024 09:26 AM (AcWfM)

418 403 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NEITHER TRUMP NOR CARLSON ARE IN CONGRESS.

DO YOUR D@MN JOB, TURTLE.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER

I do!!! I'm delivering all sorts of wins for the people paying me, despite all the opposition from Republican voters!

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at April 24, 2024 09:27 AM (eXFYB)

419 408 Neither Monica nor Chandler were ever shown driving a car
Posted by: Don Black

Given they lived in NYc that’s not surprising.
Posted by: Montec at April 24, 2024 09:02 AM (tpjlM)

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About the only Seinfeld episode I remember that involved a car was the one about "Jon Voight's former car."
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 24, 2024 09:24 AM (/JOu+)

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If I remember right, it was "John Voight's" former car.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 24, 2024 09:27 AM (F4bAW)

420 About the only Seinfeld episode I remember that involved a car was the one about "Jon Voight's former car."
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 24, 2024 09:24 AM (/JOu+)

What about the hilarious BBO (beyond body odor) episode where the valet funked up Seinfeld’s car with some kind of powerful beast essence of a smell? 😂

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 24, 2024 09:27 AM (xT8gx)

421 What the heck lasts 130 years in a house?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 09:22 AM (9yWhg)

Original floors in some rooms. Fireplaces. Original doors. Some of the windows were kept with new windows as second panes inside for better insulation. Stuff like that.

Posted by: Montec at April 24, 2024 09:27 AM (tpjlM)

422 Eh, I'm not going to go that far. It's gay, it just hasn't told the parents yet.

It's Garden and Gun because "High Southern and outdoor culture as imagined by city people who are mostly cosplaying" doesn't have the same marketing appeal.
Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 09:20 AM

Hmmm...your point is valid.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2024 09:27 AM (I6W2K)

423 I think that one also involved dentists. Jerry's dentist friend Tim Watley (sp?) was asked to compare bite marks in a pencil to bite marks in Kramer's arm...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel a

hey that's Walter White!

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 24, 2024 09:27 AM (CIS44)

424 413 I think that one also involved dentists. Jerry's dentist friend Tim Watley (sp?) was asked to compare bite marks in a pencil to bite marks in Kramer's arm...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 24, 2024 09:26 AM (7fElN)

As played by Isamu Alva Dyson/Hal Wilkerson/Walter White himself, Bryan Cranston.

Posted by: XTC at April 24, 2024 09:27 AM (UnA8+)

425 What the heck lasts 130 years in a house?

We are currently house hunting and my wife thinks she likes old houses for the "charm." I see them as an endless list of maintenance and fix-up jobs just to stay even.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 24, 2024 09:28 AM (/y8xj)

426 Neither Monica nor Chandler were ever shown driving a car
Posted by: Don Black

Monica was great with a stick shift.
-- Bill Clinton

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 09:28 AM (9yWhg)

427 A prior SCOTUS has already ruled that being imprisoned is not a barrier to running for, or being elected to, the office of the presidency.

But being Epsteined in prison does tend to be a barrier (unless you are a Democrat)

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 24, 2024 09:28 AM (4HcMG)

428 How well does DEI work in Riyadh?

Posted by: I gotta ask at April 24, 2024 09:28 AM (dg+HA)

429 My current house is midcentury and has more ghosts than the 1700s ones

bad juju in this one

that said I did see ghosts growing up. I don't tell people b/c they will think CRAZY! just things I saw out of the corner of my eye, when you look harder they are gone. maybe I was just crazy.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 24, 2024 09:29 AM (AcWfM)

430 My work division VP is bragging about the fact that we have a Five Year Plan.

Sigh. I know she has a technical degree but you'd think she had some knowledge of history.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2024 09:29 AM (T7iTv)

431 Neither Monica nor Chandler were ever shown driving a car
Posted by: Don Black

🙄 talk about HOMO tv...

Posted by: That guy at April 24, 2024 09:29 AM (eXFYB)

432
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Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2024 09:30 AM (ENQN6)

433 What the heck lasts 130 years in a house?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 09:22 AM (9yWhg)

My kitchen still has a metal sink and cabinet that looks like it's from the 20s or 30s maybe. The house was built in 1910.

I'm also still using a microwave from JCPenney from 1984. It groans a lot now and then, but it's not dead yet!

Also has two concrete slabs where the original outhouses were.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at April 24, 2024 09:31 AM (JCLJi)

434 Noodus gratia artis

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2024 09:31 AM (9yWhg)

435 I think that one also involved dentists. Jerry's dentist friend Tim Watley (sp?) was asked to compare bite marks in a pencil to bite marks in Kramer's arm...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 24, 2024 09:26 AM (7fElN)

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Right, with Whatley portrayed by the great Bryan Cranston (AKA Heisenberg).

I read a really good behind-the-scenes book called "Seinfeldia: How a Show About Nothing Changed Everything."

In it they tell the story of how a member of the lighting crew or something was up on a ladder watching them film the classic scene where Whatley is about to put Jerry under ... and in between takes, the crew-member says to Cranston: "You know what would be funny? If you dentist character takes a hit of that laughing gas first."

Cranston loved it; didn't tell Seinfeld, and on the next take does it -- and he said Jerry nearly fell out of the chair laughing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 24, 2024 09:31 AM (/JOu+)

436 Tim Whatley started breaking bad when he violated his patients when they were unconscious during procedures…. He changed his name to Walter White and moved to Albuquerque, met a lass named Skyler. The rest is history….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 24, 2024 09:31 AM (xT8gx)

437 We are currently house hunting and my wife thinks she likes old houses for the "charm." I see them as an endless list of maintenance and fix-up jobs just to stay even.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 24, 2024 09:28 AM (/y8xj)

Heh. You’re not wrong.
Every time we have a major repair I say, well we signed up for this.

But the charm part is worth it. And not just the house but the neighborhood. Every house in my hood is 110-140 years old. With 100 year old maple and oak trees. Every house is distinct, no cookie cutter stuff. And it’s downtown and walkable to everything. It’s a small city downtown, ie not an urban hellhole like Chicago downtown.

Posted by: Montec at April 24, 2024 09:31 AM (tpjlM)

438 Where my Art Fred? I meant Thread!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 24, 2024 09:31 AM (BHrzb)

439 We are currently house hunting and my wife thinks she likes old houses for the "charm." I see them as an endless list of maintenance and fix-up jobs just to stay even.

it's an acquired taste for sure!

but new houses have plenty of problems too, esp nowadays. real brick might need repointing but it's solid as f*ck ... slate roof needs new pieces here and there but not a whole new roof ... wood is wood just keep the bugs out and keep it nice and clean and oiled and you cannot beat the smell of the old wood (as long as it's not rotted!)

I grew up this way tho. with crazy oil boilers and pumps in the basement and tetchy fireplaces. used to it.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 24, 2024 09:31 AM (AcWfM)

440 408
About the only Seinfeld episode I remember that involved a car was the one about "Jon Voight's former car."

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 24, 2024 09:24 AM (/JOu+)
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There was the episode of the car with the smell.

Posted by: Ciampino - that one at April 24, 2024 09:32 AM (qfLjt)

441 Nood. "Art"

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2024 09:33 AM (T7iTv)

442 Minouche Shafik:

Nemat Talaat Shafik, Baroness Shafik, DBE, HonFBA (born 13 August 1962), commonly known as Minouche Shafik, is an Egyptian-born American economist who has been serving as the 20th president of Columbia University since July 2023. She previously served as president and vice chancellor of the London School of Economics from 2017 to 2023.. . .

She's very accomplished and has been involved in a lot of interesting things, mostly based in the UK as she holds dual citizenship, such as: In 2021, she was appointed to the Pandemic Preparedness Partnership (PPP), by the government of Prime Minister Boris Johnson. Safik was appointed as a trustee of the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation in January 2022.

Given the UK's very different approach to free speech (they don't have it), it will be interesting to see how she handles the current CF on her campus.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2024 09:33 AM (cCVOS)

443 Bears are wild animals, they have to be trained t0 not eat you. And they still have to wear muzzles, even 'tame' bears.

Posted by: Eromero at April 24, 2024 09:33 AM (NxC5+)

444
For those of you without ad blockers, here is the art thread nood comments link

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=409329

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 24, 2024 09:33 AM (MsrgL)

445 Bannon says House Republicans secretly want Trump to lose...
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Why?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 24, 2024 09:37 AM (KzI1X)

446 Breitbart: Paul Ryan Praises Speaker Johnson for Allowing Democrats to Seize House

Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2024 09:37 AM (RHGPo)

447 BBC: Russian deputy defence minister Timur Ivanov accused of taking bribes

.. bribes in Russia .. you must be kidding /snark

Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2024 09:38 AM (RHGPo)

448 CHICAGO -- According to dispatch recordings, a ShotSpotter sensor alerted police to the shooting that killed Chicago Police Officer Luis Huesca nearly 5 minutes before the first 911 caller early Sunday morning.

Mayor Brandon Johnson on Monday was asked repeatedly about this revelation and his plan to scrap ShotSpotter technology.

The first sign that Officer Huesca was in trouble came in at 2:53 a.m. Sunday, in the form of a ShotSpotter alert for four rounds fired at 5501 S. Kedzie Ave. It was not for another 4 minutes and 50 seconds that a 911 caller picked up the phone, reporting a man on the ground about a block away at 3135 W. 56th St.

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Lightfoot administration quietly renewed ShotSpotter contract that Johnson has vowed to cancel
A ShotSpotter spokeswoman said the multimillion-dollar deal was extended in October, the same month Mayor-elect Brandon Johnson declared his candidacy.

Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2024 09:41 AM (RHGPo)

449 60 Unhinged Nina Jankowicz pitching her new censorship NGO.

The American Sunlight Project.

https://twitter.com/wiczipedia
Posted by: 13times at April 24, 2024 07:15 AM (2pTYC)

It's pretty much a 100% certainty she has been referred to as Stankey Jankey in her life...

Posted by: Inogame at April 24, 2024 09:47 AM (53oGX)

450 Thanks, MisHum, and good morning, all.

PA Primary yesterday, the very 1st time my polling area used poll books (Knowink). It was very interesting because the power failed in the specific area in which voting was taking place, so electrical power cords from a powered area of the building had to be ran to the 2 recording voting machines and all poll books in use.

Polling official took name, found it on a poll book and I signed on it. After other officials verified party and voting number, I received a tiny piece of paper on which that info had been annotated and then I handed it to another official who handed me my paper ballot. Made my written selections, went down to the assigned voting machine and fed the ballot in under the watchful eye of another voting official.

Here in FJB's pocket, not much difference but for signing in & recording party & voting # on the poll books but the lack of paper backup makes me wary: 03/07/24, WHYY, Elections 2024 Elections - '101: What to know about electronic pollbooks, which Pa. counties use them, and more. E-pollbooks speed up key processes for poll workers. But like most election technology, they are potentially vulnerable.'

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 24, 2024 09:55 AM (NFX2v)

451 Prayers for JJ

Posted by: Gonzotx at April 24, 2024 09:57 AM (MwHgU)

452 About the only Seinfeld episode I remember that involved a car was the one about "Jon Voight's former car."

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 24, 2024 09:24 AM (/JOu+)

Losing their car in the garage.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2024 09:59 AM (CF4K/)

453 About the only Seinfeld episode I remember that involved a car was the one about "Jon Voight's former car."
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 24, 2024

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More episodes of Seinfeld involved cars than you would expect. Mostly Jerry's cars.

Jerry's BMW being stinkified by a parking attendant, Kramer's stored blood being poured in Jerrys car radiator, Jerry's car being stolen, Jerry negotiating a new car deal with Puddy,, George getting into a parking space dispute with Mike Moffitt, various problems at the discount parking lot, etc.

Posted by: Bigsmith at April 24, 2024 10:15 AM (yngd1)

454 Re 450. That's Delco, PA, btw. SE side of the state.

West side: >National Review, News Elections, April 23, 2024, '‘Squad’ Passes First Ballot-Box Test Since 10/7 as Anti-Israel Dem Wins Pennsylvania House Primary'
In part, Progressive “Squad” member Summer Lee won the Democratic nomination in Pennsylvania’s 12th congressional district on Tuesday night after relentlessly criticizing Israel in the wake of the Hamas attack of October 7.

Lee handily defeated moderate challenger Bhavini Patel after a primary race that came to be defined by the incumbent’s hostility to Israel.

After Israel launched its military operation in Gaza in October, Lee hammered the Jewish state for carrying out airstrikes over the territory, calling for an immediate cease-fire before the IDF had the chance to significantly degrade Hamas. Patel quickly seized on Lee’s anti-Israel comments, arguing that the progressive incumbent is out of touch with her suburban district, which is home to the Tree of Life Synagogue where Jewish congregants were murdered by an anti-Semitic gunman in 2018.

Ya'll keep cheering Fetterman.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 24, 2024 10:32 AM (NFX2v)

455 NPR/WHYY: Law, Supreme Court to examine a federal-state conflict over emergency abortions, April 24, 2024

And as CNN writes today: Reagan-era emergency health care law is the next abortion flashpoint at the Supreme Court

In part, A 1986 emergency room health care law brings abortion back to the Supreme Court
A bipartisan Congress enacted EMTALA in 1986 to address the issue of “patient dumping,” the practice by hospitals to refuse emergency room care to patients, often uninsured, in order to save costs.

The Justice Department sued Idaho under the law just over a month after the Supreme Court’s Dobbs ruling cleared the way for the state to enact a strict abortion ban, and within weeks the administration secured a lower court order blocking Idaho’s abortion ban in scenarios of medical emergencies. Until the order was put on pause by higher courts, including the Supreme Court, it was the rare example of a successful action the Biden administration was able to take to try to mitigate the effects of Roe’s reversal.

Likely why the evil, old husk made the Sign of the Cross at a FL campaign/abortion rally yesterday.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 24, 2024 10:58 AM (NFX2v)

456 Love the new morning report format!

Posted by: Flashman at April 24, 2024 11:51 AM (N4mBN)

457 Eisenhower's warning of the Military-Industrial complex.

"So is the very structure of our society. In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist."

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 24, 2024 12:57 PM (Gnjli)

458 I am sure the NEA would have t his Child removed from the Parents home and sent to a Hamas retaining center or a Climate Change School

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 24, 2024 06:34 PM (FLiOE)

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