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Buck:
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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (4/23/24)
Quote I I can’t get out of bed and I’ve been crying in my sleep because I feel his teeth in me. I’m left with a hideous scar on my face. It’s just ruined my life, because it will never be the same now. Kelly Allen, attackee
Quote II “The potential for autonomous air-to-air combat has been imaginable for decades, but the reality has remained a distant dream up until now,” Frank Kendall, secretary of the Air Force
You are the Horde. Run with the following any way you want to.
Women are paying $500 to get salmon sperm injected into their vaginas to boost sex lives These women will try any-fin to improve their sex lives. Women are paying $500 to have salmon sperm injected into their vaginas to help their floundering sex lives.
I bet a hamburger to a dollar least ranking cop got to take our Genius Award Winner to receive his award.
PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) — An Oregon felon wanted for second-degree kidnapping, reckless endangerment and illegal gun possession charges was tracked down in a porta-potty after he allegedly led authorities on a three-day chase through rural Lane County. The Lane County Sheriff’s Office said that 33-year-old Andrew Hamilton Dimmick of Crawfordsville was seen wielding a sword and huffing nitrous oxide at 11 a.m. near Terwilliger Hot Springs on Saturday. Dimmick left the area before Oregon State Police arrived on scene. However, a sheriff’s deputy found Dimmick driving in the area and attempted to make a traffic stop. Dimmick allegedly fled from the pursuing deputy, who chased him down a gravely U.S. Forest Service road.
My guess? There are citizens of Ohio and Maryland wish that Mayor Buttplug would give a damn about them.
LAS VEGAS (AP) — A $12 billion passenger bullet train linking Las Vegas and the Los Angeles area was dubbed the first true high-speed rail line in the nation on Monday, with the private company building it predicting millions of ticket-buyers will be boarding trains by 2028. “People have been dreaming of high-speed rail in America for decades,” said U.S. Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg before taking a stage with union representatives and company officials at the future site of a terminal to be built just south of the Las Vegas Strip. “It’s really happening this time.” Buttigieg cited Biden administration support for the project that he said will bring thousands of union jobs, boost local economies and cut traffic and air pollution. He was also heard to utter the following, "Well, fvck me to tears!"
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 23, 2024 10:04 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 23, 2024 10:05 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2024 10:05 PM (5EnP3)
Posted by: Muchas buchas at April 23, 2024 10:05 PM (sRqeR)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 23, 2024 10:05 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: SimoHayha at April 23, 2024 10:05 PM (N/k1H)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2024 10:06 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - and that third thing... at April 23, 2024 10:06 PM (7WAWe)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 23, 2024 10:06 PM (9yWhg)
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Woo Hoo! Time to break out the scissors!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 23, 2024 10:07 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 23, 2024 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at April 23, 2024 10:07 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 23, 2024 10:08 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Pedro @ SOTB at April 23, 2024 10:08 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 23, 2024 10:08 PM (hOUT3)
How did the Brits get what, 150 or 200 feet on their crocodiles from WWII?
Posted by: SimoHayha at April 23, 2024 10:08 PM (N/k1H)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop - half salmon at April 23, 2024 10:08 PM (ufFY8)
*****
YES...YES!! make it so
Posted by: Skynet at April 23, 2024 10:08 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 23, 2024 10:09 PM (9yWhg)
The Paolo thinks, how you say, this sounds fishy.
Posted by: The Paolo at April 23, 2024 10:09 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 23, 2024 10:09 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2024 10:09 PM (di6C2)
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Are they willing to pay a premium for sperm from a middle-aged primate? Asking for a friend...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 23, 2024 10:10 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 23, 2024 10:10 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: SimoHayha at April 23, 2024 10:10 PM (N/k1H)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 23, 2024 10:09 PM (9yWhg)
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Howdy!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 23, 2024 10:10 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 23, 2024 10:10 PM (9yWhg)
'Floundering' - heh.
Hell, I know guys that will do it for nothing.
"Just trying to help a gal out."
Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2024 10:10 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 23, 2024 10:11 PM (JrYM1)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 23, 2024 10:11 PM (hOUT3)
They did it for the Halibut.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 23, 2024 10:11 PM (R4t5M)
(Thank you, Mel Brooks and John Candy!)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 23, 2024 10:11 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 23, 2024 10:11 PM (ufFY8)
MisHum, dropping a shiny lure to bait the ONT crew.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 23, 2024 10:11 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 23, 2024 10:12 PM (JrYM1)
Posted by: Happy Harry at April 23, 2024 10:12 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 23, 2024 10:13 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2024 10:13 PM (WXNFJ)
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Oh stop it! Your killing me here!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2024 10:13 PM (W/lyH)
They did it for the Halibut.
I am sure this is a fluke!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 23, 2024 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
He is a very objective observer.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2024 10:14 PM (5EnP3)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 23, 2024 10:14 PM (VNX3d)
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Oh stop it! Your killing me here!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2024 10:13 PM (W/lyH)
Ticket buyers?...No tickets needed, comrade
Posted by: a dude in MI at April 23, 2024 10:14 PM (+I6Y/)
These two guys (one from Vegas, the other in the Detroit area) talk about all things Vegas twice a week. They said $3b is from grants, $3b from gubmint(?), and $6b from investors. Company is Bright Line, which does rail in FL too.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 23, 2024 10:15 PM (ufFY8)
Fissh!
Posted by: Gollum at April 23, 2024 10:15 PM (SYTee)
Love the photo up top. Those words are priceless.
Salmon sperm... really? How in the world? And why?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 23, 2024 10:15 PM (U3L4U)
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Oh stop it! Your killing me here!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2024 10:13 PM (W/lyH)
What's so funny? I'm quite sure the gov't will find plenty of people to put on trains in the future.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 23, 2024 10:15 PM (0eaVi)
They did it for the Halibut.
I am sure this is a fluke!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 23, 2024 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
Feel free to stop your carping anytime.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 23, 2024 10:16 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2024 10:16 PM (63Dwl)
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Hey, that gave me an idea!
Posted by: Some twitch thot at April 23, 2024 10:16 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: TRex at April 23, 2024 10:17 PM (IQ6Gq)
Spawning is easier if they live near a river.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2024 10:17 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 23, 2024 10:17 PM (9yWhg)
I mean, I mean, uh, drive eighteen feelers, to, . . . to, to YOU KNOW THE THING!
Posted by: Truckstop Joe Bribin' at April 23, 2024 10:18 PM (KiBMU)
They said tickets might be as high as $400.
LMAO.
The drive from Rancho Cucamonga is about 2:45, and the train ride is theoretically about 3h.
Apparently the news is they finally broke ground, after getting all the bullshit permits and studies done and approved.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 23, 2024 10:18 PM (ufFY8)
They did it for the Halibut.
I am sure this is a fluke!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 23, 2024 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
Feel free to stop your carping anytime.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 23, 2024 10:16 PM (g0Y4p)
I am reelly tired of herring fish puns here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 23, 2024 10:19 PM (hOUT3)
Love the photo up top. Those words are priceless.
Salmon sperm... really? How in the world? And why?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 23, 2024 10:15 PM (U3L4U)
How I would have wished to have kept last night's ONT opener photo for tonight.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 23, 2024 10:19 PM (QXQ4l)
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I identify as a salmon, and I'm equipped with a sperm injector, and I need $500...
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 23, 2024 10:19 PM (tCU73)
What, nothing about ending a legacy of racist rail lines? What good is it?
Posted by: Ripley at April 23, 2024 10:19 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Cats Rule! at April 23, 2024 10:19 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 23, 2024 10:19 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Dizzie Gillespie, notable South Carolinian from the Upstate, where the do stab at April 23, 2024 10:19 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2024 10:20 PM (5EnP3)
Bullet is very triggering.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2024 10:20 PM (5EnP3)
Women are paying $500 to get salmon sperm injected into their vaginas to boost sex lives
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Women will also pay $500 to have caulk injected in their buttocks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2024 10:20 PM (MoZTd)
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Hey, that gave me an idea!
Posted by: Some twitch thot at April 23, 2024 10:16 PM (Dnobf)
It's a crappie idea.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 23, 2024 10:20 PM (R4t5M)
A client of mine is a GYN and she does the O shot, but it’s from the patient’s own blood, not salmon. It seems to be a big thing along with Botox in the same area to tighten things up. I am in the no thank you camp. Frankly, if you do exercises that engage your pelvic floor, you get a whole host of benefits.
Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2024 10:21 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: now dance the Miklos Monkey childrenpstate, where the do stab at April 23, 2024 10:21 PM (oGyF9)
His touting of Ron Paul's blather is embarrassing.
Ron Paul tries to defend Islamic attacks on America because we are mean to them.
F*ck Ron Paul. We need to kill MORE Islamists.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2024 10:21 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Braenyard
It takes time to get all the graft in place now!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 23, 2024 10:21 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
\
As my old boss used to say....
If it smells like fish, what a dish
If it smells like cologne, leave it alone
And that's what she said!
Posted by: Michael Scott! at April 23, 2024 10:21 PM (tjZg/)
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Yea... like their snizz don't smell like trout as it is.
Whatever....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 23, 2024 10:22 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 23, 2024 10:22 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 23, 2024 10:22 PM (vJiyU)
Hey, it was that or International Nosepicking Day. I'd rather drink.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310
From the country that established the Reinheitsgebot ("purity order for beer") in 1516 and Oktoberfest in 1811, beer is something where Deutsche obsessiveness has led to wondrous things. Denmark has been giving them a run for their money with Carlsberg, and some people (not yours truly) like the Dutch varieties, but Deutschland does some world-class brewing.
My wife and I have often joked about how, if the stars align properly, that we would make the pilgrimage to Theresienwiese and might even wear the Trachen for Heilbromm, the Stadt my father's family came from. Or from mom's side, where we'd have the choice of Leuthen or the Swiss Canton of Thurgau.
Posted by: John Drake at April 23, 2024 10:22 PM (+OBLx)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 23, 2024 10:22 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Rand McNally at April 23, 2024 10:22 PM (V5BDR)
A $12 billion passenger bullet train linking Las Vegas and the Los Angeles area was dubbed the first true high-speed rail line in the nation on Monday, with the private company building it predicting millions of ticket-buyers will be boarding trains by 2028.
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$1.2 billion to the big guy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2024 10:23 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Some twitch thot at April 23, 2024 10:16 PM (Dnobf)
It's a crappie idea.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
*adjusts codpiece*
Posted by: properly attired Miklos at April 23, 2024 10:23 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2024 10:23 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 23, 2024 10:23 PM (z+89e)
They did it for the Halibut.
I am sure this is a fluke!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 23, 2024 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
Feel free to stop your carping anytime.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 23, 2024 10:16 PM (g0Y4p)
I am reelly tired of herring fish puns here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
For best results, see your trusted sturgeon.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 23, 2024 10:23 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Reforger at April 23, 2024 10:23 PM (B705c)
Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2024 10:23 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2024 10:24 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Rand McNally at April 23, 2024 10:22 PM (V5BDR)
Only if you live in Australia, and are sitting upside down on the counterclockwise-flushing loo....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2024 10:24 PM (d9fT1)
Bet it all on your 2028 NCAA Brackets
Posted by: Miklos, whose wife likes to talk after sex, just called from Vegas at April 23, 2024 10:24 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2024 10:25 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 23, 2024 10:21 PM (hOUT3)
At least we got shit done.
Posted by: Credit Mobilier at April 23, 2024 10:25 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Dr. T
Perhaps if you watched more NYC subway videos you might appreciate the advantage of your own auto.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 23, 2024 10:25 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2024 10:24 PM (63Dwl)
We have an excellent rail freight system. Probably the best in the world.
Our passenger train system sucks because of reality.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2024 10:26 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 23, 2024 10:26 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Oh wait, you said caulk.
My bad.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2024 10:26 PM (WXNFJ)
F*ck Ron Paul. We need to kill MORE Islamists.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2024 10:21 PM (d9fT1)
Hey now, let's hear the guy out....
Posted by: Tucker Carlson at April 23, 2024 10:26 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Miklos, calling MULDOOOOON at April 23, 2024 10:26 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 23, 2024 10:22 PM (g0Y4p
I am fond of trains as well. At least in my years past.
Now? I don't want to be on any mode of transportation with people I don't know, don't like and don't want to get to know and/or like. Give me a set of wheels, cruise control, good tunes and The Fabulous as a side kick.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 23, 2024 10:26 PM (QXQ4l)
It's honestly refreshing.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 23, 2024 10:26 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 23, 2024 10:27 PM (9yWhg)
Conundrum:
1) Biden's JA (Job Approval) today is 39 in the Rasmussen Daily Presidential Tracking Poll. That's the lowest it's been all YEAR. However...
2) The RCP summary of betting markets today (Predictit, etc.) has Biden favored to beat Trump by 1.6%. As recently as Feb. 24th, Trump led Biden 44-26 in this metric.
There's no question that Biden has been improving rather dramatically in the polls, even as his Job Approval rating remains at historic lows.
Why? Lawfare, maybe. Improving public perceptions about the economy going forward? Seems likely to play into it.
Posted by: mnw at April 23, 2024 10:27 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Graft!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 23, 2024 10:27 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tucker Carlson at April 23, 2024 10:26 PM (g0Y4p)
Just asking questions!
Has he lost his mind?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2024 10:27 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 23, 2024 10:08 PM (VNX3d)
They like me. They really like me!
Posted by: Salmon Dave at April 23, 2024 10:27 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Pimp Miklos charges EXXXtra at April 23, 2024 10:27 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Piper
See also; ping pong balls and opening a long-neck - no hands!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2024 10:27 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 23, 2024 10:27 PM (D7oie)
That's really all I drink. I can get Haufbrau or Paulaner, helles bier here which is awesome! Best German bier I enjoyed was Hassenbrau from Augsburg. Excellent!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2024 10:27 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Rand McNally at April 23, 2024 10:22 PM (V5BDR)
Only if you live in Australia, and are sitting upside down on the counterclockwise-flushing loo....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2024 10:24 PM (d9fT1)
Hey I have an IT Guy that can help you with that.....
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 23, 2024 10:28 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Dr. T
I like trains too. I have ridden trains in Europe (rode the TGV in France once, at 180 mph), and trains in China, etc.
And they are all...sort of, subsidized. For instance, the pension fund for railway and transit workers in France is financed by gasoline and diesel taxes (at the pump).
And a lot of things in China are subsidized by the government, because for a long time, they were running huge trade surpluses, which are falling now.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at April 23, 2024 10:28 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: All aboard the Mayor Pete Train to Rainbow Street Station at April 23, 2024 10:28 PM (NapMe)
Perhaps if you watched more NYC subway videos you might appreciate the advantage of your own auto.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
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Spirit Airlines videos serve the same purpose. Never travel with people you don't know.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2024 10:28 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2024 10:28 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Milt the Salmon at April 23, 2024 10:28 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 23, 2024 10:25 PM (hOUT3)
Don't need to. I've ridden Amtrak overnight.
You may have overlooked the part where I drew a distinction between my theoretical preference and practical realities.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 23, 2024 10:29 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: SimoHayha at April 23, 2024 10:08 PM (N/k1H)
A jet of denser liquid under high pressure?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2024 10:29 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Miklos know the difference between "hung" and "hanged" at April 23, 2024 10:29 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 23, 2024 10:27 PM
It’s fine. Everyone is just squidding.
Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2024 10:29 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 23, 2024 10:29 PM (uqx1e)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Graft!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 23, 2024 10:27 PM (hOUT3)
That's just signaling who is going to get all these jobs and who isn't.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2024 10:30 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Milt the Salmon at April 23, 2024 10:28 PM (V5BDR)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 23, 2024 10:30 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Lady Salmon at April 23, 2024 10:30 PM (oGyF9)
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Union jobs generate union dues, which money get$ $ent to the DNC
Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2024 10:30 PM (/7KEl)
MisHum, dropping a shiny lure to bait the ONT crew.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 23, 2024 10:11 PM (0eaVi)
And all they'd really have to do is lie on a gravel creek bottom with their legs spread.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2024 10:30 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: 1-800-EMPIRE at April 23, 2024 10:30 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 23, 2024 10:30 PM (9yWhg)
In 2028 they just might be done with environmental impact statements that cost more than $12 billion, which will be much less than the court battles that follow.
Posted by: Ripley at April 23, 2024 10:31 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: John Drake at April 23, 2024 10:32 PM (+OBLx)
It's honestly refreshing.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 23, 2024 10:26 PM (CHHv1)
The best Johnny Quest episode of all was part of Harvey Birdman - where Race Bannon (Mike Pence?) sued Dr. Quest for palimony. "Didn't you ever notice that there were NO women ever associated with either one of them? And they did everything together all the time?"
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2024 10:32 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: asking for a friend named Miklos at April 23, 2024 10:32 PM (oGyF9)
Has he lost his mind?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2024 10:27 PM (d9fT1)
Who even knows. I don't know why getting fired from Fox News would mentally break you, but that's my only explanation.
I'm expecting him to start questioning the moon landings any day now. He hasn't actually done that yet, has he?
Posted by: Dr. T at April 23, 2024 10:32 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Tom Servo
That episode was fantastic!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2024 10:32 PM (WXNFJ)
If you're lucky, there is joy in the middle.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 23, 2024 10:33 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2024 10:33 PM (MoZTd)
When I was a kid, a "wiener dog" as we called them bit a kid's lip off.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at April 23, 2024 10:33 PM (ny95y)
Posted by: Ripley
Your question being?
Posted by: Miklos, writer of Environmental Impact Statements at April 23, 2024 10:33 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Olympic Salmon at April 23, 2024 10:33 PM (NapMe)
Our passenger train system sucks because of reality.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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I worked with a guy who was afraid to fly. Yet, he had to return to the east coast from the west coast a couple times a year. By train. Took him about 3 days each way. And cost the agency thousands of dollars each way. Lots of thousands. Insane.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 23, 2024 10:33 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2024 10:33 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
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Dachshund's are not known for their aggressive behavior towards humans.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2024 10:33 PM (5EnP3)
And all they'd really have to do is lie on a gravel creek bottom with their legs spread.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2024
This sounds very cold and a bit painful to the..umm.. sitz bones.
Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2024 10:34 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: 1-800-EMPIRE
Since when do Joy Behar or Nancy Pelosi post here?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 23, 2024 10:34 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: 1-800-EMPIRE
And your uterine wall needs repainted....
Posted by: Some Rat at April 23, 2024 10:35 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Ripley at April 23, 2024 10:31 PM (PTDkx)
No. All that crap is done, and they broke ground.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 23, 2024 10:35 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Check yer cats
Posted by: quiet, patient but aggressive felines at April 23, 2024 10:35 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 23, 2024 10:35 PM (9yWhg)
In the most recent "good" jobs report, the "jobs created" were disproportionately 1) part time; 2) hospitality industry; and 3) govt.
Rare to see anybody take a look at the internals on these "good" employment reports.
And "illegal aliens employed" aren't measured separately, either.
Posted by: mnw at April 23, 2024 10:35 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 23, 2024 10:35 PM (8AONa)
>>I'm expecting him to start questioning the moon landings any day now. He hasn't actually done that yet, has he?
Tucker can best be viewed as a guy who practiced karate his entire life and then met a BJJ fighter that demonstrated to him that everything he believed and trained in was a lie.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 23, 2024 10:36 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Back in the 80's I took Amtrak from Chicago to Glacier NP. The train was 24 hours behind schedule by the time we got to Glacier.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2024 10:36 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: TRex at April 23, 2024 10:36 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2024 10:33 PM (63Dwl)
That CEO is a ni-!
Posted by: Le Petomane at April 23, 2024 10:36 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 23, 2024 10:33 PM (Q4IgG)
I had a political science professor who was like that. If he took a long-distance vacation, he invariably took the train, never a plane or the car (even though the nearest train station was an hour away). I assume he did that for academic conferences as well.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 23, 2024 10:36 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 23, 2024 10:37 PM (uqx1e)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 23, 2024 10:23 PM (z+89e)
That's exactly how it works.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2024 10:37 PM (tkR6S)
How's California's HSR project between Wasteland and Nowhere going?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Schools ought to have field trips out to those sites. Concrete struts holding up nothing, foundations going janky with no superstructure, piles of supplies and rusting equipment, and no one has ridden a train.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at April 23, 2024 10:37 PM (ny95y)
Posted by: 1-800-EMPIRE
And your uterine wall needs repainted....
Posted by: Some Rat at April 23, 2024 10:35 PM (vJiyU)
I have just the special for that.
Posted by: Earl Scheib at April 23, 2024 10:37 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Check yer cats
Posted by: quiet, patient but aggressive felines at April 23, 2024 10:35 PM (oGyF9)
Years ago, I think a bowser ate a guys cancer toe off. Saved his life
Posted by: a dude in MI at April 23, 2024 10:37 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
At first, I read that as Ahole!
My bad
I blame it on Tuesdays, only one (1) day away from Friday.
Posted by: El Miklosio de Yucatan at April 23, 2024 10:38 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 23, 2024 10:35 PM (8AONa)
What is funny is that this train is going right down the center of I-15, I think. At least, alongside the highway.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 23, 2024 10:38 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 23, 2024 10:39 PM (XvPG9)
Posted by: Tom Servo
A viscous lie! Race was all man and loved only me!
Posted by: Jade at April 23, 2024 10:39 PM (NapMe)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at April 23, 2024 10:39 PM (ET1Q8)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 23, 2024 10:39 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2024 10:33 PM (63Dwl)
That CEO is a ni-!
Posted by: Le Petomane
We are all pawns in Big Game of Life.
Posted by: Mongo, gettin' philosophical and some more of them beans at April 23, 2024 10:39 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2024 10:36 PM (WXNFJ)
Last October, my mom and some friends of hers were going to take Amtrak from Illinois down to New Orleans before boarding a Caribbean cruise. As they were on their way to the station, the app notified them that their train was delayed, then delayed some more, then finally canceled.
After a few minutes' debate, they fueled up, took their SUV the other way down I-55, and got to New Orleans ahead of their original schedule.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 23, 2024 10:39 PM (g0Y4p)
I saw that movie. South Korea is a presence in the U.S. film industry now-- ever since "Parasite."
I actually preferred the zombie flick.
Posted by: mnw at April 23, 2024 10:40 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 23, 2024 10:41 PM (9yWhg)
>Sperm injections are my specialty. The ladies will have to pony up no less than $5000 for a robust treatment.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 23, 2024 10:41 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2024 10:30 PM (tkR6S)
Come get some Chinookie.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 23, 2024 10:41 PM (R4t5M)
So, who is funding and organizing this? My guess is Neville Singh, a maoist millionaire who's wife helped found Code Pink. He stays out of the headlines, but is the one behind all sorts of nastiness going on in the US.
If you haven't heard of him, you'll ask "is he affiliated with Iran? Or some other muslim country?" and the answer is no. He has always gotten a great deal of his fortune from the Chinese Communist Party, and he acts as a high level agent for them in the financial sector.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2024 10:41 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Jade
Perhaps untrue, but viscous lies tend to stick.
Posted by: Miklos studied in Elvis Costello's Chemistry Class at April 23, 2024 10:41 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2024 10:41 PM (KW5no)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 23, 2024 10:36 PM (XV/Pl)
LOLOL
Posted by: Dr. T at April 23, 2024 10:42 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2024 10:42 PM (/7KEl)
Good morning, America. How are you?
Posted by: the train they call the City Of New Orleans at April 23, 2024 10:43 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2024 10:43 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: The Pips at April 23, 2024 10:43 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2024 10:43 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
I do not crack myself up.
Or cut myself
Much
Yet
Posted by: Goth Chick Miklosina at April 23, 2024 10:44 PM (oGyF9)
has he gone off the rails or what?
Posted by: Don Black
Is his center headlight out of alignment?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 23, 2024 10:44 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Tom Servo
A viscous lie! Race was all man and loved only me!
Posted by: Jade
Jade, you little fool! I was Race Bannon’s secret side squeeze!
Posted by: Dr. Zin at April 23, 2024 10:44 PM (NapMe)
And these women are the same ones who believe that dams should be removed to protect the salmon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2024 10:45 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2024 10:45 PM (5EnP3)
How long before an enterprising railroad creates a train of flat cars that function like a car ferry.
Already been done. Don't know if they still do it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2024 10:45 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 23, 2024 10:41 PM (R4t5M)
Snort!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2024 10:45 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 23, 2024 10:41 PM (R4t5M)
Ok, I LOLed.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 23, 2024 10:45 PM (ufFY8)
has he gone off the rails or what?
Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2024 10:43 PM (/7KEl)
I see what you did there!
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at April 23, 2024 10:46 PM (ZTJjv)
"Woo Woo!!"
Posted by: The Pips
The last, and one of the best classic Soul tunes.
Posted by: Miklos actually wanted to be a Pip as a child, astronauts so lame and no chicks at April 23, 2024 10:46 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2024 10:45 PM (di6C2)
These assholes should be fed to salmon.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 23, 2024 10:47 PM (R4t5M)
So the calculation that the potential users do is this: do the savings on fuel, and the slight savings in time justify the cost of a car rental or Uber while in Vegas, plus the aggravations of being stuck in a metal tube with a bunch of other assholes for 2 hours? Or should I take a commuter jet, and be there in 40 minutes.?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2024 10:47 PM (tkR6S)
_________
Word is that it's Qatar's government is behind a lot of it. They have provided shelter and support for Hamas leadership (more so than Iran... which more or less just funnels weapons to them.)
And... a large number of these "protesters" are Qatar leadership's kids here on visas.
But... the funneling of money for it is allowed by the junta. So, that's a problem.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 23, 2024 10:48 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2024 10:49 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2024 10:27 PM (W/lyH)
I enjoyed ALL German beer.
To the point of not remembering Germany very much.
Favorite was dark Hefeweizen of whatever local variety there was. I did a lot of Friday afternoons on the rail out of Bamberg to parts unknown. Shacked up in some hostel in search of bitchen beer.
The chicks weren't bad either.
Germany in the early 90's was awesome.
Posted by: Reforger at April 23, 2024 10:49 PM (B705c)
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You can tuna piano, but you can't tuna vagina.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2024 10:49 PM (bo7UB)
several people are noticing that these "demonstrations" at Columbia and elsewhere are *not* spontaneous as they pretend to be, but in fact are highly organized and very well funded. (their campsites show large numbers of identical, expensive pre-positioned tents for the protestors to stay in)
So, who is funding and organizing this? My guess is Neville Singh, a maoist millionaire who's wife helped found Code Pink. He stays out of the headlines, but is the one behind all sorts of nastiness going on in the US.
Bret Baier was quick to point out that there is NO EVIDENCE of outside funding of these creeps.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2024 10:50 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Assemble at the Mountaintop
The Mother Ship from Nubiru will arrive
Posted by: Art Bell's bartender at April 23, 2024 10:50 PM (oGyF9)
I understand- the salmon thing is more interesting
Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2024 10:49 PM (/7KEl)
Tucker has gone into a very weird place with some of his more recent videos.
One the other day all but said the dropping of the atomic bombs on Japan was a war crime.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 23, 2024 10:50 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: mnw at April 23, 2024 10:50 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Miklos has studied at April 23, 2024 10:51 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Le Petomane
We are all pawns in Big Game of Life.
Posted by: Mongo, gettin' philosophical and some more of them beans at April 23, 2024 10:39 PM (oGyF9)
You made me spit beer on my computer.
Posted by: Reforger at April 23, 2024 10:51 PM (B705c)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 23, 2024 10:39 PM (VNX3d)
CP Rail in Canada has had "car-go-rail" service for many years. It is not particularly cheap. Nor fast.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2024 10:51 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Tom Servo
A viscous lie! Race was all man and loved only me!
Posted by: Jade
Jade, you little fool! I was Race Bannon’s secret side squeeze!
Posted by: Dr. Zin
Nein! Race was mein liebhaber!
Posted by: Klaus alias Heinrich Von Duffel at April 23, 2024 10:52 PM (NapMe)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2024 10:50 PM (63Dwl)
Riiiiiight. Just like there is no evidence of Biden corruption, right champ?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2024 10:52 PM (di6C2)
Germany in the early 90's was awesome.
Posted by: Reforger at April 23, 2024 10:49 PM (B705c)
And it still is, inshallah
Posted by: Present-Day "Germans" at April 23, 2024 10:52 PM (g0Y4p)
One the other day all but said the dropping of the atomic bombs on Japan was a war crime.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 23, 2024 10:50 PM (g0Y4p)
Larry Correia has had great fun ridiculing the midwits who try to run with this particular piece of idiocy. I've really become disappointed with Tucker lately, he's started branching into some real idiocy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2024 10:53 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2024 10:53 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 23, 2024 10:54 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Boy that is a relief!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 23, 2024 10:55 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: 1-800-EMPIRE
And your uterine wall needs repainted....
Posted by: Some Rat at April 23, 2024 10:35 PM (vJiyU)
Why'd you say that twice?
I didn't.
Posted by: Help me find the keys and we'll drive out at April 23, 2024 10:55 PM (Wc83a)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2024 10:50 PM (63Dwl)
Riiiiiight. Just like there is no evidence of Biden corruption, right champ?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I’d argue that there’s no evidence of Biden having brain activity.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 23, 2024 10:56 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2024 10:50 PM (63Dwl)
Riiiiiight. Just like there is no evidence of Biden corruption, right champ?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2024 10:52 PM (di6C2)
There's a picture kicking around Twitter (X) tonight showing rows of new identical tents all set up very symmetrically to house the "spontaneous protesters". Purchased and set up long before the "spontaneous protest" ever started. As the saying goes, a picture is worth 1,000 words.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2024 10:56 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2024 10:30 PM (tkR6S)
Sounds like a good way to mess up the fishing pole.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2024 10:56 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Reforger at April 23, 2024 10:57 PM (B705c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Boy that is a relief!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 23, 2024 10:55 PM (hOUT3)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Earl Scheib at April 23, 2024 10:57 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2024 10:57 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2024 10:49 PM (bo7UB)
They're too cuntankerous to keep at pitch.
Posted by: String or woodwind at April 23, 2024 10:58 PM (Wc83a)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 23, 2024 10:58 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2024 10:58 PM (bo7UB)
Germany in the early 90's was awesome.
Posted by: Reforger
Respect for the men of the 1175st Airlift Wing, who dropped female armpit shaving kits all over Germany.
Posted by: Miklos recalled Nena's German vs English videos and we all noticed at April 23, 2024 10:59 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Zombie Cab, issat you?
Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete
200 comments in. *searches for Mr. Hanky Poo*
I don't know who you people are, but you'd better release the night walking Morons before they decide that you're locked in here with them.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 23, 2024 10:59 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2024 11:00 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Piper at April 23, 2024 10:57 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Sweet breams!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2024 11:00 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2024 10:56 PM (S6gqv)
Those nylon tents burn like MFers, you know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2024 11:00 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaRx_5dxFx0
Posted by: Miklos liked Johnny Adams, the "Tan Canary" at April 23, 2024 11:00 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2024 10:49 PM (bo7UB)
They're too cuntankerous to keep at pitch.
Posted by: String or woodwind
2nd look at Alfaromeo owners?
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 23, 2024 11:01 PM (MsrgL)
Respect for the men of the 1175st Airlift Wing, who dropped female armpit shaving kits all over Germany.
Posted by: Miklos recalled Nena's German vs English videos and we all noticed at April 23, 2024 10:59 PM (oGyF9)
Ah, the women's axillary forces.
Posted by: Doing gods work at April 23, 2024 11:01 PM (Wc83a)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 23, 2024 11:01 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Paul banned at April 23, 2024 11:02 PM (gFdRt)
Posted by: Miklos recalled Nena's German vs English videos and we all noticed at April 23, 2024 10:59 PM (oGyF9)
Must have all been dull or some shit by the time I got there.
Posted by: Reforger at April 23, 2024 11:03 PM (B705c)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2024 11:03 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 23, 2024 11:03 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Cicero
Dangerous Disinformation-
Band name or album title?
Posted by: Miklos and his Dezinformatsiya All-Stars at April 23, 2024 11:03 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Tom Servo
A viscous lie! Race was all man and loved only me!
Posted by: Jade
Jade, you little fool! I was Race Bannon’s secret side squeeze!
Posted by: Dr. Zin
Nein! Race was mein liebhaber!
Posted by: Klaus alias Heinrich Von Duffel
Noooo!!! Why did I have to find out this way?!? I need to get checked for STDs!
Posted by: Hadji at April 23, 2024 11:04 PM (NapMe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2024 11:05 PM (bo7UB)
Who's sex lives? The salmons?
Posted by: fd at April 23, 2024 11:05 PM (6EiMS)
Posted by: Tom Servo
A viscous lie! Race was all man and loved only me!
Posted by: Jade
Jade, you little fool! I was Race Bannon’s secret side squeeze!
Posted by: Dr. Zin
Nein! Race was mein liebhaber!
Posted by: Klaus alias Heinrich Von Duffel
Noooo!!! Why did I have to find out this way?!? I need to get checked for STDs!
Posted by: Hadji
Arf arf!
Posted by: Bandit at April 23, 2024 11:06 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 23, 2024 11:07 PM (g0Y4p)
I didn't realize it worked on assholes too.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 23, 2024 11:07 PM (sRfrW)
Posted by: Bandit at April 23, 2024 11:06 PM (MsrgL)
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You're working my side of the street, punk.
Posted by: Sandy at April 23, 2024 11:08 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Cicero
Nor the ability to spell "curiousity".
Posted by: Miklos, long gone from Newsweek et alia at April 23, 2024 11:08 PM (oGyF9)
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You're working my side of the street, punk.
Posted by: Sandy
Whiners
Posted by: Old Yeller at April 23, 2024 11:09 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Somethins fishy at April 23, 2024 11:09 PM (6EiMS)
Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2024 11:09 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Miklos liked Johnny Adams, the "Tan Canary" at April 23, 2024 11:00 PM (oGyF9)
Good tune, Miklos! Whenever I hear Johnny Adams, my thoughts go to this song. Soulful!
https://youtu.be/l1LWBvCl9NA
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2024 11:10 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Bandit
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You're working my side of the street, punk.
Posted by: Sandy
Oh, Sandy. Not You Too?
Posted by: Little Orphan Annie at April 23, 2024 11:10 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at April 23, 2024 11:11 PM (sF8WE)
29 How are you, Mindful?
Posted by: TecumsehTea
Wounded but healing, Tea. Thanks for asking. Still mobile.
Posted by: mindful webworker - meaningfully at April 23, 2024 11:12 PM (L6R40)
Posted by: Elmore "Uncle Miklos" James at April 23, 2024 11:13 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Little Orphan Annie at April 23, 2024 11:10 PM (MsrgL)
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Underneath it all she was always a slut.
Posted by: Rizzo at April 23, 2024 11:13 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 23, 2024 11:13 PM (eruGX)
Posted by: mindful webworker - meaningfully at April 23, 2024 11:12 PM (L6R40)
Glad to hear it, MW! Good people are scarce.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2024 11:14 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Little Orphan Annie
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Underneath it all she was always a slut.
Posted by: Rizzo
You don't say...
Posted by: Daisy Mae at April 23, 2024 11:16 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2024 11:16 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 23, 2024 10:41 PM (R4t5M)
https://tinyurl.com/yweyckjk
i introduce you to the world of Ray Troll. Goofiest artist from Ketchikan. Painter of Spawn 'til you Die and other awesome art.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 23, 2024 11:17 PM (sRfrW)
Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2024 11:17 PM (/7KEl)
https://youtu.be/l1LWBvCl9NA
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I used to go hear him with Walter "Wolfman" Washington at Dorothy's Medallion in Nawlins.
Only "light" boy in the place.
Never much trouble, because I sat at the bar, and Miss Dorothy took care of me.
Always parked right damn close to the front door, though.
Posted by: Miklos does on occasion recall at April 23, 2024 11:17 PM (oGyF9)
(Never heard the equivalent broadcasters for more recent wars.)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 23, 2024 11:18 PM (VNX3d)
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These things are going to be programmed to automatically deposit 1.28b Ukrainian hryvnia (less 10% for Lindsey Graham) in General Atomics' account when they get destroyed, to pay for their replacements. For the next 20 years.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2024 11:18 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: bored teenage female Miklosa at April 23, 2024 11:19 PM (oGyF9)
Only "light" boy in the place.
Never much trouble, because I sat at the bar, and Miss Dorothy took care of me.
Always parked right damn close to the front door, though.
Posted by: Miklos does on occasion recall at April 23, 2024 11:17 PM (oGyF9)
It is really, really sad to contemplate how thoroughly Black American culture has been degraded in our lieftime.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2024 11:20 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Yudhishthira Jones is Right!
*buys Hryvna like the wind*
Posted by: George Soros at April 23, 2024 11:21 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee
-------------------------------
Private doctors.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2024 11:21 PM (5EnP3)
Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2024 11:22 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I accept precisely NO responsibility.
Posted by: Miklos loved his Days of Nawlins Yoot at April 23, 2024 11:22 PM (oGyF9)
1) Biden's JA (Job Approval) today is 39 in the Rasmussen Daily Presidential Tracking Poll. That's the lowest it's been all YEAR. However...
2) The RCP summary of betting markets today (Predictit, etc.) has Biden favored to beat Trump by 1.6%. As recently as Feb. 24th, Trump led Biden 44-26 in this metric.
There's no question that Biden has been improving rather dramatically in the polls, even as his Job Approval rating remains at historic lows.
Why? Lawfare, maybe. Improving public perceptions about the economy going forward? Seems likely to play into it.
And you believe that?
Posted by: Gonzotx at April 23, 2024 11:23 PM (MwHgU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 23, 2024 11:23 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2024 11:24 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Miklos loved his Days of Nawlins Yoot at April 23, 2024 11:22 PM (oGyF9)
Nor would I blame you. Thanks for posting the Johnny Adams link. I have been binge-playing his youtubes ever since. Man, that guy had a set of pipes on him!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2024 11:24 PM (tkR6S)
Progressive Rep. Summer Lee fended off a primary challenge from Edgewood Borough Council member Bhavini Patel, NBC News projects, in a race that served as an early test of how Democratic voters feel about the Israel-Hamas war and concerns over rising antisemitism at home.
With 99% of the expected vote counted, Lee held a 21-point edge over Patel.
In a victory speech in Pittsburgh, Lee said, "This movement is stronger than whatever they want to throw at us" and is "stronger than every GOP billionaire." She called for peace "from Pittsburgh to Palestine."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2024 11:25 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls
That's exactly how it works.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
The punch line of the "Phillip J. Fry winds up engaged to a mermaid" episode on Futurama, when the mermaid explains that to him:
"Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on the top and the lady part on the bottom?"
Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2024 11:25 PM (DgGvY)
1) Biden's JA (Job Approval) today is 39 in the Rasmussen Daily Presidential Tracking Poll. That's the lowest it's been all YEAR. However...
2) The RCP summary of betting markets today (Predictit, etc.) has Biden favored to beat Trump by 1.6%. As recently as Feb. 24th, Trump led Biden 44-26 in this metric.
There's no question that Biden has been improving rather dramatically in the polls, even as his Job Approval rating remains at historic lows.
Why? Lawfare, maybe. Improving public perceptions about the economy going forward? Seems likely to play into it.
And you believe that?
Posted by: Gonzotx at April 23, 2024 11:23 PM (MwHgU)
Everything is a Democrat-Media Complex op. By the way, FJB.
Posted by: Gref at April 23, 2024 11:27 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
He was known as the "Tan Canary".
Which is rayciss, except...zzzsp!rrssss
Posted by: Progessive Blue Haired Chicks for Lesbian Palestine!! at April 23, 2024 11:31 PM (oGyF9)
Nobody's said it yet?
Salmon-sperm rejuvenated hoo-hah >>>>> Tilapia-skin imitation hoo-hah
I'd rather put in the correct number of >'s, but that would blow the margins.
Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2024 11:33 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Charley Tuna at April 23, 2024 11:35 PM (bo7UB)
I read a book on the history of political polling a while back. The author thrashed around, trying to explain how polling wasn't reflecting the final election results. Unfortunately, the idea that it all just an op didn't occur to him.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 23, 2024 11:35 PM (uqx1e)
Posted by: mikeski
DOO EET
Posted by: The Margins at April 23, 2024 11:35 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: buddhaha at April 23, 2024 11:37 PM (xQXMF)
has he gone off the rails or what?
Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2024 10:43 PM (/7KEl)[.i]
I remember when Tucker was too squishy mainstream and clearly a shill for the establishment.
I wonder what happened?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 23, 2024 11:37 PM (D7oie)
But I also realized that it was the Bicentennial, so everybody was invited.
Bummer
Posted by: Miklos wonders about getting tatoos that cost more than my car at April 23, 2024 11:40 PM (oGyF9)
https://youtu.be/J4RwYr_GqQg
Posted by: Slash Buzz at April 23, 2024 11:40 PM (caNqy)
https://youtu.be/J4RwYr_GqQg
Posted by: Slash Buzz
Yes
Posted by: Miklos does chef's kiss at April 23, 2024 11:42 PM (oGyF9)
It will be empty.
Posted by: Montec at April 23, 2024 11:42 PM (tpjlM)
Like the old Autotrain they used to advertise from DC to FL, for Disney: You drove down to the railyard at Lorton to use it.
Posted by: barbarausa at April 23, 2024 11:45 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: Montec
Empty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Empty Dumpty had a great fall.
All Newsomes wines and all the Buttgig's men
Couldn't make Empty full again.
Posted by: Miklos does chef's kiss at April 23, 2024 11:46 PM (oGyF9)
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Honey, push comes to shove we won't be throwing things.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2024 11:46 PM (5EnP3)
It will be empty.
Posted by: Montec at April 23, 2024 11:42 PM (tpjlM)
The only way that rail line makes a profit is if the Democrats block all highways from LA to LV and close the LV airport.
Posted by: Gref at April 23, 2024 11:47 PM (5fDan)
Progressive Rep. Summer Lee fended off a primary challenge from Edgewood Borough Council member Bhavini Patel, NBC News projects, in a race that served as an early test of how Democratic voters feel about the Israel-Hamas war and concerns over rising antisemitism at home.
With 99% of the expected vote counted, Lee held a 21-point edge over Patel.
In a victory speech in Pittsburgh, Lee said, "This movement is stronger than whatever they want to throw at us" and is "stronger than every GOP billionaire." She called for peace "from Pittsburgh to Palestine."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Pittsburgh/Allegheny County is a blue shithole surrounded by red counties. She does sound 'delightful'. Good Luck, Edgewood Borough.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 23, 2024 11:48 PM (sAmhv)
It will be empty.
Posted by: Montec
The only way that rail line makes a profit is if the Democrats block all highways from LA to LV and close the LV airport.
Posted by: Gref
* rubs hands together *
Posted by: mikeski's interstate trebuchet service at April 23, 2024 11:49 PM (DgGvY)
It will be empty.
Posted by: Montec at April 23, 2024 11:42 PM (tpjlM)
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The inside maybe. The outside will be covered with graffiti.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2024 11:49 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: barbarausa
For Gaia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDkiq5jD5Hc
Posted by: Miklos dooes not try to fool Mother Nature at April 23, 2024 11:49 PM (oGyF9)
It will be empty.
Posted by: Montec at April 23, 2024 11:42 PM (tpjlM)
The only way that rail line makes a profit is if the Democrats block all highways from LA to LV and close the LV airport.
Posted by: Gref
That's sooo Hot!! (touches self)
Posted by: Peter Buttigeig at April 23, 2024 11:49 PM (sAmhv)
https://youtu.be/b5N7qHmEgxA
💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - automatically at April 23, 2024 11:49 PM (L6R40)
Posted by: Mitt Rombley's car elevator at April 23, 2024 11:50 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Peter Buttigeig at April 23, 2024 11:49 PM (sAmhv)
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Go ahead and lactate, Pete. You're among friends.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 23, 2024 11:52 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Peter Buttigeig
Actually, he touches me.
A lot.
Look, I am very young, but Papa Pete and Daddy Chasen are both creepy as hell.
Posted by: Buttgig baby at April 23, 2024 11:52 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: buddhaha at April 23, 2024 11:37 PM (xQXMF)
An AC130 would be more fun.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2024 11:54 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2024 11:54 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Miklos, applying for Hungarian Diversity and Inclusion Grant at April 23, 2024 11:54 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2024 10:33 PM (5EnP3)
They are by me. Among the most aggressive breeds. They go into dark holes after sharp-toothed prey.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 23, 2024 11:56 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: MartynW at April 23, 2024 11:59 PM (sHP7b)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 23, 2024 11:56 PM (w6EFb)
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The Paolo, he do the same. The wild cougar, she is, how do you say, ravenous.
Posted by: The Paolo at April 24, 2024 12:01 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: MartynW at April 23, 2024 11:59 PM (sHP7b)
I think that is regional. "Wieners" are viennese sausages, after all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2024 12:01 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: MartynW
Tomato, Potahto
Posted by: Miklos, lets. just get along at April 24, 2024 12:04 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
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You live in a dark hole? Is Publius in danger from your sharp teeth? This is all new information.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 24, 2024 12:05 AM (5EnP3)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at April 24, 2024 12:06 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at April 24, 2024 12:06 AM (Vvh2V)
One might think there was a risk of salmonella.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2024 12:08 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Miklos has been to Vienna (Vy-eena weiners are diffeent) at April 24, 2024 12:08 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 24, 2024 12:08 AM (5EnP3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2024 12:08 AM (tkR6S)
🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at April 24, 2024 12:10 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Miss Dixie Doodle at April 24, 2024 12:11 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: A Salmon at April 24, 2024 12:12 AM (FD5dr)
Posted by: Braenyard
Miley is more of a defensive than an offensive asset.
Posted by: Miss Dixie Doodle at April 24, 2024 12:12 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: The Ladies at April 24, 2024 12:14 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Miss Dixie Doodle
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Yeah, as long as one doesn't encroach on her space.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 24, 2024 12:16 AM (5EnP3)
🏆 Avalanche win 5-2 🏒
Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2024 12:21 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2024 12:22 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2024 12:23 AM (/7KEl)
Roe, roe, roe your boat, gently up the stream...
Posted by: Song of the Vulgar Boatmen at April 24, 2024 12:23 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2024 12:23 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Trans Uncle Milty Berle at April 24, 2024 12:24 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2024 11:25 PM (63Dwl)
Oh goodness gracious, I'm mystified as to why blue collar voters in Pittsburgh didn't flock to someone named Bavini Patel.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2024 12:24 AM (S6gqv)
_HotAir
Posted by: Braenyard at April 24, 2024 12:26 AM (5EnP3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2024 12:24 AM (S6gqv)
The GOP kneecapped themselves with that pick. Eh?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2024 12:26 AM (tkR6S)
@jessicaschwalb7 37m
Update: Columbia’s pro-Palestine protestors will break up into platoons to defend the encampment in the event of arrests. “WILL YOU BE READY TO TURN UP FOR YOUR COMRADES?”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2024 12:27 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 24, 2024 12:27 AM (KAi1n)
Anti-Israel protesters call on 'New Yorkers of conscious' to converge on Columbia University
'conscious'
Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2024 12:29 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 24, 2024 12:29 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2024 12:27 AM (IG4Id)
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It's just like Les Miserables!
Posted by: The Ladies at April 24, 2024 12:31 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 24, 2024 12:32 AM (bo7UB)
'conscious'
Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2024 12:29 AM (/7KEl)
"Conscious" has never been much of a characteristic of new yorkers.
Posted by: zombie Kitty Genovese at April 24, 2024 12:32 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2024 12:34 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Tom Servo
The world's largest non-Chinese steelmaker is Arcelor-Mittal, from India.
Posted by: Miklos adds footnote at April 24, 2024 12:34 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 24, 2024 12:35 AM (uqx1e)
Posted by: Miklos adds footnote at April 24, 2024 12:34 AM (oGyF9)
In Pittsburgh, they make iron. And steal.
Posted by: zombie Kitty Genovese at April 24, 2024 12:35 AM (tkR6S)
I've ridden the Broadway Limited, the Capitol Limited, the Empire Builder and the California Zephyr. Ulcer inducing if you're on a schedule, relaxing as hell if you aren't.
I think the Bright Line to Vegas will be successful. If you're heading for Fremont or the Strip for the nightlife, you don't want your own car. Traffic is a nightmare and parking is expensive (For those who haven't been to LV for awhile, free parking at the Casinos is a fond memory). Take the train, avoid hours of boredom, take Uber and avoid frustration, expense and the possibility of a DUI.
500 mile round trip @ 25 mpg and $4.50/gal = $90. Keep the RT ticket under $100 and it'll be a winner.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 24, 2024 12:36 AM (xQXMF)
Posted by: the protesting kids these days at April 24, 2024 12:36 AM (oGyF9)
'conscious'
Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2024 12:29 AM (/7KEl)
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I'd suggest they meant 'conches' but it would seem a little fishy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 24, 2024 12:37 AM (bo7UB)
Anti-Israel protesters call on 'New Yorkers of conscious' to converge on Columbia University
'conscious'
Posted by: Don Black
These f'ing people. They are a walking, talking, violent stereotype of themselves. Oozing with smug and preening like peacocks. Cargo cult Marxists. Utterly depraved to the core and completely broken. Can we just firebomb Ivy League schools now?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 24, 2024 12:38 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: zombie Kitty Genovese
I am not from Noo Yawk.
Me, Bubba, and Bubba Jr. woulda helped.
Posted by: Miklos shakes head, not around here, ho sir at April 24, 2024 12:39 AM (oGyF9)
has he gone off the rails or what?
Posted by: Don Black at April 23, 2024 10:43 PM (/7KEl)[.i]
I remember when Tucker was too squishy mainstream and clearly a shill for the establishment.
I wonder what happened?
Posted by: Kindltot
Kid Rock. Has to be.
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 24, 2024 12:39 AM (+zECz)
Posted by: Coach Frank Miklos-Broyles at April 24, 2024 12:41 AM (oGyF9)
This, logic fans, is a classic case of a tautology.
Posted by: Coach Frank Miklos-Broyles
For the win by winning!
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 24, 2024 12:44 AM (+zECz)
Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2024 12:45 AM (RovqD)
Posted by: Ciampino - Rocket Engineering worked twice today at April 24, 2024 12:47 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2024 12:49 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2024 12:49 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2024 12:45 AM (RovqD)
I always wondered what became of those hostages. He was one of a dozen or so.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 24, 2024 12:50 AM (8sMut)
Funny how quickly arrests can be made in a case like this depending on who is being threatened.
Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2024 12:50 AM (RovqD)
Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2024 12:52 AM (/7KEl)
500 mile round trip @ 25 mpg and $4.50/gal = $90. Keep the RT ticket under $100 and it'll be a winner.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 24, 2024 12:36 AM (xQXMF)
All is good so long as it is private money only.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 24, 2024 12:52 AM (8sMut)
The best punk rock name of all time. Approached only by Lee Ving
Posted by: azjaeger at April 24, 2024 12:53 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Pike's Pique at April 24, 2024 12:53 AM (46Cfy)
The best punk rock name of all time. Approached only by Lee Ving
Posted by: azjaeger at April 24, 2024 12:53 AM (3/XaG)
John Lydon laughs
Posted by: Kindltot at April 24, 2024 12:56 AM (D7oie)
In the last 15 or so years, Johnny "Rotten" Lydon has become quite not-at-all-PC
Posted by: Miklos did see the Sex Pistols in Atlanta. Much lying and deceit was involved. at April 24, 2024 12:56 AM (oGyF9)
goodnight
Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2024 12:56 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 24, 2024 12:58 AM (+zECz)
Posted by: Miklos recalled Nena's German vs English videos and we all noticed
I had a college professor who served as a military attaché at the US embassy in Bonn during the 1950s. He talked about the gala events and cocktail parties that he was obliged to attend. He said the German women in attendance were beautiful and usually elegantly attired in strapless evening gowns but every single one of them (he would shudder) "under the arms, gorillas!"
Posted by: John Drake at April 24, 2024 01:00 AM (+OBLx)
Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2024 01:06 AM (RovqD)
Posted by: azjaeger at April 24, 2024 01:07 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Zombie Mae West at April 24, 2024 01:07 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Miklos sorry not sorry at April 24, 2024 01:08 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: buddhaha
Basically, a bullet train to a large city where you can legally gamble, attend all manner of ostentatious events, gorge on all kinds of food, drink yourself silly, state-legally buy and consume marijuana, and in the next county over, purchase sex (if you can't score in Vegas). Plus, coke's gotta be easy to find. So, yeah, a bullet train from L.A. to the sin capital of America. Hard for that not to be successful.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 24, 2024 01:09 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: RickZ at April 24, 2024 01:10 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2024 01:11 AM (fwDg9)
https://tinyurl.com/4rajd6u7
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 24, 2024 01:11 AM (+zECz)
But it does underscore the way he interacted with students - namely, his office was on the west side of the academic hall, and office hours were in the afternoon. When you came by, the curtains were fully pulled back and the window was full of blazing sunlight, and he had his desk positioned where he was directly in front of it, so that all you saw was something between a blur and a silhouette. There were no chairs for students, just an under-stuffed bean bag. You'd sit there, barely able to hold your balance, shifting and shuffling, while he said, "So, Mr. Drake, what brings you here today? Did you want ... something?" It was like Interrogation 101 - very unsettling.
Posted by: John Drake at April 24, 2024 01:12 AM (+OBLx)
Posted by: Auntie Miklos at April 24, 2024 01:13 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: RickZ
If only you could get those cars cheap from Canada
They would all be blue, but hey
Posted by: Car Collectors on Viagra at April 24, 2024 01:17 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2024 12:24 AM (S6gqv)
The GOP kneecapped themselves with that pick. Eh?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2024 12:26 AM (tkR6S)
Stupid party gotta stupid.
Posted by: Montec at April 24, 2024 01:18 AM (tpjlM)
Posted by: John Drake at April 24, 2024 01:20 AM (+OBLx)
Posted by: John Drake
In my day, we had to bring our own car batteries and alligator clamps.
Posted by: Miklos needs a new onion, he realizes at April 24, 2024 01:20 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 24, 2024 01:09 AM (KAi1n)
Only problem is the train doesn’t go to LA. It goes to Rancho Cucamanga. It’ll take an hour to get there from LA. Minimum. Might as well just got to LAX.
Posted by: Montec at April 24, 2024 01:21 AM (tpjlM)
Posted by: John Drake
Ladies shaved their legs and pits for the same reason the men wore those powdered wigs.
Yup
Posted by: Lice don't lie (much) at April 24, 2024 01:24 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Montec
LEFT AT ALBUQUERQUE
Posted by: Miklos in best Mel Blanc Bugs Bunny voice at April 24, 2024 01:25 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2024 12:26 AM (tkR6S)
Stupid party gotta stupid.
Posted by: Montec at April 24, 2024 01:18 AM (tpjlM)
Oh darn(heh heh heh)
Posted by: GOPe at April 24, 2024 01:34 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Ciampino - Rocket Engineering worked twice today! at April 24, 2024 01:36 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 23, 2024 10:41 PM (9yWhg)
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Are you waiting for salmon jizz injections?
Posted by: Ciampino - Caviar tastes better? at April 24, 2024 01:37 AM (qfLjt)
a State that has spent BILLIONs on high speed rail, without a single mile of track being laid... over has taken at least 15 years... to do nothing.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 24, 2024 01:37 AM (xaFKb)
I ate the thing called oyster.
Fellow tribe members! Do not put yourselves at risk by eating these. They look yucky.
For the Urklos People, I shall eat them until there are no more.
If I shall die, you shall know.
If I live, I shall gain Wisdom.
*makes obsidian oyster knife*
Posted by: Neanderthal Miklos at April 24, 2024 01:38 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Miklos needs a new onion, he realizes
With that guy, I do honestly wonder - he was LDS and very devout, and looked wholesome as all get out, but there were little quirks. For example, he would say, "Let's see, we've got a quiz scheduled for Thursday of next week, yes?" Way off from the actual date. Some idiot would take the bait and say "Yes!" Then his expression would completely change and he'd say in this very cold "now I've got you" voice, "Then why did I tell you before it was going to be *this* Tuesday?" The whole class would be stunned and that kid probably felt like he was about to be sent to the gray-bar hotel.
He was a great professor, but nobody messed with him, and I'm pretty certain that anyone contemplating cheating in any of his courses would reconsider. I mean like big Life decisions reconsider, shuddering at the very idea of it.
Posted by: John Drake at April 24, 2024 01:39 AM (+OBLx)
Posted by: raimondo likes to eat poop at April 24, 2024 01:49 AM (1S/jG)
Or should I take a commuter jet, and be there in 40
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Flying:
For short trips, the time wasted by having to be there x hours before boarding time, parking,checking in, etc. and then at the other end, baggage retrieval, getting a ride, etc. adds up to much longer than the flight time.
Posted by: Ciampino - Caviar tastes better with champagne at April 24, 2024 01:51 AM (qfLjt)
Swiss Air flight takeoff from NYC to Zurich aborted after 4 jets cleared to cross runway: report
https://tinyurl.com/bd7smkuv
Posted by: Ciampino - flying is still safer than driving at April 24, 2024 02:03 AM (qfLjt)
https://t.co/7R0W9DMMUq
Posted by: Ciampino - flying is still safer than driving, right? at April 24, 2024 02:05 AM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/5c2nzuxu
Equity = Jealousy (and not what they tell you it means).
How about First Class? Abolish it? Business Class? Rolls-Royce limos? 5-Star Hotels? Hey, if the homeless minority democrap on the street can't afford it then no equity so it must go?
Posted by: Ciampino - stinky liberals at April 24, 2024 02:20 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13341565
Posted by: Ciampino - stinky illegal alien criminals at April 24, 2024 02:22 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13341141
Posted by: Ciampino - stinky illegal alien criminals should be shot at April 24, 2024 02:23 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - Somebody served Papaver somnifrum at April 24, 2024 02:29 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - Somebody served Papaver somnifrum at April 24, 2024 02:32 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13341141
Posted by: Ciampino - stinky illegal alien criminals should be shot at April 24, 2024 02:23 AM (qfLjt)
Cant afford to put in a pad?
Posted by: a dude in MI at April 24, 2024 02:33 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Ciampino - Somebody served Papaver somniferum at April 24, 2024 02:37 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2024 02:43 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Ciampino - Somebody served Papaver somniferum at April 24, 2024 02:37 AM (qfLjt)
Pretty sure its just the rtg keeping it alive now..pretty dark out there
Posted by: a dude in MI at April 24, 2024 02:44 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Ciampino - Somebody served Papaver somniferum? at April 24, 2024 02:53 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - Maybe SpaceX might do it better? at April 24, 2024 03:06 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - Maybe SpaceX might do it better? at April 24, 2024 03:06 AM (qfLjt)
They did launch the new horizons out to pluto and beyond..that was hauling some ass, but it wont overtake the voyagers due to their planetary kick in the pants from Jupiter and Saturn
Posted by: a dude in MI at April 24, 2024 03:17 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: John Drake at April 24, 2024 03:19 AM (+OBLx)
Posted by: John Drake
I think it was Omni because I remember reading it. I liked Omni. Ok, mostly it was BS but interesting BS.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 24, 2024 03:32 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2024 03:57 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come
Omni was fun - I still can't quite believe that Bob Guccione was the driving force behind it. It's like finding out Larry Flynt was helping to underwrite the Human Genome Project.
Posted by: John Drake at April 24, 2024 04:07 AM (+OBLx)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come
Omni was fun - I still can't quite believe that Bob Guccione was the driving force behind it. It's like finding out Larry Flynt was helping to underwrite the Human Genome Project.
Posted by: John Drake
LoL! True.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 24, 2024 04:15 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 24, 2024 04:16 AM (epMFw)
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2024 04:17 AM (fwDg9)
As Bailey has been failing I wondered if I would see Wrigley. No Wrigley so I asked Randy, he said Wrigley died Feb 11, then looked at the calendar, said no and was determined to figure out the exact day. Finally said it was Feb 16, it was important to him to get the exact date right to tell me.
I gave him my sympathies and told him Bailey was on her way out, just turned 14 on Apr 14. Big ole labs just don't live as long as smaller breeds.
As I drove away from the insurance agency the song that came on was "Forever Young". I thought of Bailey as a pup and almost teared up at her current decrepit state.
We finally decided Sun to have her put down and the appt is Thurs, this intervening time is bittersweet.
Posted by: Farmer at April 24, 2024 04:24 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: JT at April 24, 2024 04:24 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: John Drake at April 24, 2024 04:43 AM (+OBLx)
Posted by: JT at April 24, 2024 04:24
That figures, look at the time stamps, both 4:24. I post about my dying dog and it kills the thread dead. LOL
Posted by: Farmer at April 24, 2024 04:45 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: leber at April 24, 2024 03:31 PM (rovGg)
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