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Mornin'
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 22, 2024 04:15 AM (sAmhv) 2
Mornin' all.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 22, 2024 04:16 AM (BLOW1) 3
G'Day everyone
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2024 04:17 AM (fwDg9) 4
Hiya
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2024 04:18 AM (T4tVD) 5
Disclaimer: Because fuck you, that's why
.................................... A tagline for a Brave New World! Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 22, 2024 04:19 AM (sAmhv) 6
"Disclaimer: Because fuck you, that's why."
------------ Damn. That seems to cover *everything* these days! Ugh. Mornin' all Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 04:20 AM (njWTi) 7
I fetched them.
Posted by: m at April 22, 2024 04:21 AM (o3SCB) Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 04:22 AM (njWTi) 9
>>>But why in 2024 does the Windows installer still fail with a generic message and an 8-digit hexadecimal error code?
Can't help you, there, sorry. Posted by: m at April 22, 2024 04:22 AM (o3SCB) 10
But why in 2024 does the Windows installer still fail with a generic message and an 8-digit hexadecimal error code?
--------- Because it's lazy, and hasn't gotten laid for a long time Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 04:24 AM (njWTi) 11
>>>Which told me to go jump in a lake. ... Which also told me to go jump in a lake. ... Disclaimer: Because fuck you, that's why.
Kinda escalated. Posted by: m at April 22, 2024 04:25 AM (o3SCB) 12
Pixy, did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?
Posted by: m at April 22, 2024 04:25 AM (o3SCB) 13
; ) Posted by: m at April 22, 2024 04:25 AM (o3SCB) 14
You're not short of space for proper error messages, guys. That was a 'pet peeve' from the earliest days of computers - that and incorrect error messages that have nothing to do with the actual problem. Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 22, 2024 04:26 AM (RKVpM) 15
...strike any key to continue...
Posted by: JQ, with hammer at the ready... at April 22, 2024 04:26 AM (njWTi) 16
But why in 2024 does the Windows installer still fail with a generic message and an 8-digit hexadecimal error code?
Can't help you, there, sorry. Posted by: m at April 22, 2024 04:22 AM (o3SCB) Are you REALLY sorry ? You're not gonna commit Harry Carey, are ya ? Posted by: JT at April 22, 2024 04:28 AM (T4tVD) 17
A quick scan of headlines shows France sending troops to Ukraine, then a quick trip to X and: @ChuckCallesto JUST IN: ⚠️ Russian President Vladimir Putin purportedly RUSHED TO THE KREMLIN for a late meeting… With short video of line of black limos speeding past. / has it begun, 'cause it sure looks like it's begun ? Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 22, 2024 04:30 AM (RKVpM) 18
hiya JT!
Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 04:31 AM (njWTi) Posted by: JT at April 22, 2024 04:35 AM (T4tVD) 20
I don't know Chuck Callesto. This post of his seems hyperbolic:
Chuck Callesto @ChuckCallesto 10h BREAKING NOW: ⚠️ United States to PLACE SANCTIONS on Israeli Defense Forces [IDF].. DEVELOPING.. ... when his next claims below that headline are these less certain claims (asterisks added by me): U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken *may* soon impose sanctions on the Israeli Defense Forces' "Netzah Yehuda" battalion, potentially marking the first-ever U.S. sanctions against an Israeli military unit. *Should* these sanctions be enacted, they could exacerbate already tense relations between the two allies, especially amidst ongoing hostilities in Gaza. Posted by: m at April 22, 2024 04:36 AM (o3SCB) 21
Close to home but up on a roof framing today, bit chilly out now at 36 degrees
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2024 04:40 AM (fwDg9) Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 04:42 AM (njWTi) 23
Close to home but up on a roof framing today, bit chilly out now at 36 degrees
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2024 04:40 AM (fwDg9) Ew. Have a good one and stay safe. AND WARM ! Posted by: JT at April 22, 2024 04:44 AM (T4tVD) 24
@ChuckCallesto
10h BREAKING NOW: ⚠️ United States to PLACE SANCTIONS on Israeli Defense Forces [IDF].. DEVELOPING.. - (tries to remember if there is any type of written warning for what is about to happen when the entire world turns against Israel) Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 22, 2024 04:57 AM (qQsNc) Posted by: Bruce at April 22, 2024 05:04 AM (scLBY) 26
Biden needs this war to stop somehow.
Posted by: Jamaica at April 22, 2024 05:06 AM (IG7T0) Posted by: Bruce at April 22, 2024 05:09 AM (scLBY) 28
Biden needs this war to stop somehow.
- The administration that has been funding and supporting the side against Israel? Yes, it's a puzzle why they're not stopping the war. Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 22, 2024 05:13 AM (qQsNc) 29
No one can be surprised this pro Islamic administration would do that
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2024 05:14 AM (fwDg9) Posted by: Don Black at April 22, 2024 05:15 AM (oCjPU) 31
Good morning! Gotta road trip (fly) to Atlanta to do a vendor audit later this week. Thankfully, it's only an overnighter. But then I have to turn around and go to MT to do that again in a couple of weeks. I really hate flying these days.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 22, 2024 05:19 AM (YRsIm) 32
The only thing *biden runs, is his mouth. (and just barely, at that)
Hunker down, it's gonna get ugly. Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 05:20 AM (njWTi) 33
CrotchetyOldJarhead better you than me, doubt I will ever see inside a plane again.
Last trip was during OJ trial Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2024 05:23 AM (fwDg9) Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 05:24 AM (njWTi) 35
Starry wonder- a reflection on the glory of God's creation based on a passage from Psalm 19:
https://tinyurl.com/2efcxv4u Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2024 05:27 AM (sSkcu) 36
A blessed Passover to our Jewish posters. May all who celebrate be kept safe!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2024 05:29 AM (sSkcu) 37
Yesterday after church spouse and I went out for lunch at a burger place. There was a family with two teens there. The girl had a sweatshirt saying " Always be joyful." That is a phrase from the letter to the Phillipians, chapter 4 "Rejoice in the Lord always". I went up and told the girl and her family that I appreciated her sweatshirt. I am always happy to see reminders of God 's presence everyday.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2024 05:35 AM (sSkcu) Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2024 05:35 AM (fwDg9) 39
Actual patient interaction yesterday, 17 Month old male. Name changed.
Ok, parents, Patrick is just fine. Give motrin or tylenol for pain, and feel free to come back if you have any concerns. Oh, and, funny thing... someone mis-clicked at registration and made him female. If you stop by registration on the way out they can fix that. Mom: Oh, he was assigned female at birth, but he has chosen to be a boy, so we honor that. 17 months old. Even changed her name to a boy name. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 22, 2024 05:36 AM (PI/SC) 40
Israel Defense Forces
@IDF 1h In coordination with the Chief of the General Staff, the Head of the Intelligence Directorate, MG Aharon Haliva, has requested to end his position, following his leadership responsibility as the Head of the Intelligence Directorate for the events of October 7. The Chief of the General Staff thanked Major General Aharon Haliva for his 38 years of service in the IDF, during which he made significant contributions to the security of the State of Israel as both a combat soldier and commander. Posted by: m at April 22, 2024 05:36 AM (o3SCB) 41
Morning and evening to you early risers and late toilers. 'Tis Earp Day!
"Earp Day? Isn't that when those guys shot each other up at the Okay Corral?" "Yes." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 22, 2024 05:38 AM (omVj0) 42
Mom: Oh, he was assigned female at birth, but he has chosen to be a boy, so we honor that.
17 months old. Even changed her name to a boy name. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 22, 2024 05:36 AM (PI/SC) Oh the Clicks you will get. Posted by: 2024 Bastardized Dr. Sus at April 22, 2024 05:38 AM (+I6Y/) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2024 05:39 AM (sSkcu) 44
>The Chief of the General Staff thanked Major General Aharon Haliva for his 38 years of service in the IDF, during which he made significant contributions to the security of the State of Israel as both a combat soldier and commander.
--- Except for that one time on October 7th last year Posted by: Don Black at April 22, 2024 05:39 AM (oCjPU) 45
Mom: Oh, he was assigned female at birth, but he has chosen to be a boy, so we honor that.
- Get this, our cat's a vegetarian, too. Hashtag what are the odds hashtag blessed Follow us on Instagram and Twitter! Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 22, 2024 05:42 AM (qQsNc) 46
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 22, 2024 05:42 AM (ju2Fy) 47
40>> Seems like the guy knew he failed the most critical test of his career and asked to bow out, and everyone sees it but yet they commend him for his service. That's a mixed signal. Something doesn't seem right. Looks to me like they're trying to set up a scapegoat.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 22, 2024 05:44 AM (YRsIm) 48
Seems like the guy knew he failed the most critical test of his career and asked to bow out, and everyone sees it but yet they commend him for his service. That's a mixed signal. Something doesn't seem right. Looks to me like they're trying to set up a scapegoat.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead -- Just sounds like every single government job everywhere to me. Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 22, 2024 05:45 AM (qQsNc) 49
> and everyone sees it but yet they commend him for his service.
--- Boilerplate language for the public actual conversation: you're fired Posted by: Don Black at April 22, 2024 05:46 AM (oCjPU) 50
Boilerplate language for the public
actual conversation: you're fired Posted by: Don Black Not even a "retiring to spend more time with his family" ? Posted by: Bruce at April 22, 2024 05:47 AM (scLBY) 51
>Not even a "retiring to spend more time with his family" ?
Posted by: Bruce --- that's more for running from a scandal, like a CEO or a Senator 'thank you for your service' is for when you get fired face-saving moves all around Posted by: Don Black at April 22, 2024 05:53 AM (oCjPU) 52
Mom: Oh, he was assigned female at birth, but he has chosen to be a boy, so we honor that.
17 months old. Even changed her name to a boy name. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 22, 2024 05:36 ---------------- *types* *deletes* Posted by: olddog in mo at April 22, 2024 05:56 AM (ju2Fy) Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 22, 2024 05:57 AM (qQsNc) Posted by: Don Black at April 22, 2024 05:58 AM (oCjPU) 55
"Mom: Oh, he was assigned female at birth, but he has chosen to be a boy, so we honor that. "
At some point, not just with this child but with society in general, there is going to be a day of reckoning. And I fear that lots of folks will not survive it. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2024 05:58 AM (a1415) 56
#rhetorical
Posted by: Don Black at April 22, 2024 05:58 AM (oCjPU) 57
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
Just to shake things up a bit. Posted by: m at April 22, 2024 05:59 AM (o3SCB) 58
>54 >but he has chosen to be a boy, so we honor that.
Q: how did the baby express that choice Posted by: Don Black at April 22, 2024 05:58 AM (oCjPU) Child abuse plain and simple. AWFL mom should have gotten a Birkin bag instead of a kid. Assuming dad is soy based and doesn't have any say in this. Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 22, 2024 06:02 AM (GTqXr) 59
Friends of our from our time in Baltimore asked if their college senior daughter and friends could stay at our house this weekend while they attend a weekend long concert in the area.
Their daughter has always been the rational one of all of our children. After three years of college... I believe the dark side has claimed another member. Very shallow thinking, 'we don't judge' mentality. IOW, she forgot how to think. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2024 06:03 AM (a1415) 60
I doubt seriously that the head of intell see all of the raw data that comes in.
A very good chance that Oct 7 was the failure of someone, or a group of someones, under his command and he was taking responsibility for it. A "The buck stops here" kind of thing. As it should be. Likely had over 35 years of distinguished service. I, for one, am not going to slam him not knowing any of the details. Posted by: TeeJ at April 22, 2024 06:03 AM (71kwi) 61
Big thunderstorm rolling through. The dog will have to wait for her morning walk. It's good, we haven't seen much rain and things were getting crispy.
Posted by: CanuckJack at April 22, 2024 06:05 AM (1cCGi) 62
Oh, so many things went through my mind to say to the parents. Especially dad. But we live and die by the almighty Press Gainey and thus, the tongue is quenched.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 22, 2024 06:08 AM (PI/SC) 63
Pixy's odyssey of The Ultimate Tablet reminds of The Kid's Epic Journey in the Search For The Perfect Chair.
Really, there are at least 15 chairs littered around the house that failed to fulfill. Posted by: LenNeal at April 22, 2024 06:09 AM (43xH1) 64
Y' know . . . it wasn't really all that bad not having Internet last night. It wasn't like I was in the middle of a crucial work thing a la the Sniffle Scare days (and even those items were never critical). I found myself doing other stuff, reading more and watching Nature on the local PBS outlet. (Yeah, I know, but it was about raptors, the birds, I mean.) I did a glue repair on a strap keeper on my leather saddlebag-style briefcase, something I'd been putting off.
And I usually don't post or do a lot of web surfing on Sunday afternoons or evenings anyway, or work evenings either. So, no withdrawal symptoms. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 22, 2024 06:09 AM (omVj0) 65
">but he has chosen to be a boy, so we honor that. "
We now live in a world where if the grandparents objected, they would be sent to jail. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2024 06:11 AM (a1415) 66
I guess the incredible amount of rat urine in NYC is causing health issues now?
I guess in a way, that's progress. But I don't think we will be getting our flying cars anytime soon. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2024 06:14 AM (a1415) Posted by: Just the punchline at April 22, 2024 06:16 AM (vFG9F) 68
mornin yall
Posted by: fd at April 22, 2024 06:16 AM (vFG9F) 69
Happy Earth Day 🌎 Posted by: Don Black at April 22, 2024 06:17 AM (oCjPU) 70
And I usually don't post or do a lot of web surfing on Sunday afternoons or evenings anyway, or work evenings either. So, no withdrawal symptoms.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming YatNet was down? How you gonna keep up wit Whirl Events? Posted by: the New Orleans Times-Pick-a-Loon at April 22, 2024 06:20 AM (oGyF9) 71
Good morning early risers!
Posted by: Rosasharn at April 22, 2024 06:20 AM (PzBTm) 72
"This year's Orange Crush drew over 6,000 partiers to Tybee Island, a majority of whom were college students from HBCUs"
And they trashed the place. Surprise surprise. Posted by: fd at April 22, 2024 06:22 AM (vFG9F) 73
The first witness today in Trump's "trial" will be National Enquirer's David Pecker. Kind of appropriate huh?
Posted by: fd at April 22, 2024 06:27 AM (vFG9F) Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 22, 2024 06:27 AM (Be/+i) 75
Not to be a Negative Nellie, but I think anyone traveling with an expensive, high end laptop is crazy.
I mean, maybe if you travel in First World places where repairs and etc. Are easy, or replacement, if you really get into trouble, lose it, stolen, maybe, sure. But I don't travel to those places. 2nd World at best, so it's been cheap Chromebooks for at least 8 years, with a Zoho account for backup. Posted by: LenNeal at April 22, 2024 06:27 AM (43xH1) 76
SNL predicted: https://twitter.com/ShmuelReichman/status/ 1782139171525587313 / stitch together and wait for it 1:34 seconds Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 22, 2024 06:28 AM (RKVpM) 77
74 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
*deploys Spock eyebrow at m* Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 22, 2024 06:27 AM (Be/+i) I believe I'll go pour another. Posted by: m at April 22, 2024 06:30 AM (o3SCB) 78
British Museum: Queen Charlotte was black.
Source: A Netflix series. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 22, 2024 06:31 AM (PI/SC) 79
"Rep. Ilhan Omar's daughter, 21, says she is homeless and starving after being suspended from college over anti-Israel protests at Columbia University which saw her zip-tied for seven hours"
Liar. The whole lot of them can go to hell. Posted by: fd at April 22, 2024 06:32 AM (vFG9F) 80
78 British Museum: Queen Charlotte was black.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 22, 2024 06:31 AM (PI/SC) He was? Posted by: m at April 22, 2024 06:32 AM (o3SCB) 81
yo wut sup
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2024 06:32 AM (ENQN6) 82
I watched a video of one of the Orange Crush ( I still can't believe they named it that) fights. Lots of dodges and weaves, but mainly weaves.
Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 22, 2024 06:34 AM (qQsNc) 83
"Rep. Ilhan Omar's daughter, 21, says she is homeless and starving after being suspended from college over anti-Israel protests at Columbia University which saw her zip-tied for seven hours"
She doesn't have a brother to marry or unspent fraudulent student loans? Posted by: Parents, teach your children at April 22, 2024 06:35 AM (oGyF9) 84
The Travel Chromebook is emblazoned with a sticker of Lord Humongous with that scoped revolver and the phrase, 'The Ayatollah Of Rock N Rolla', which raised an eyebrow in Mexico City.
Posted by: LenNeal at April 22, 2024 06:35 AM (43xH1) 85
hahahaha
"The event occurs every year and is predominantly composed of college students" https://tinyurl.com/227fs7lo What a neat statement. Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 22, 2024 06:36 AM (qQsNc) 86
'Obama advisor Rahamim 'Rami' Shy is charged with child sex offenses: New Jersey resident, 46, helped former president co-ordinate America's strategy against Al Qaeda and the Taliban.'
Was that the strategy that included sending them pallets of cash? Posted by: fd at April 22, 2024 06:37 AM (vFG9F) 87
Okay, that's hilarious. The Daily Mail link in 85 has the Orange Crush fight video at the top, and if you scroll down you'll see them post a fight video at a Ft. Lauderdale spring break, too. For fairness. Except that one, when you click it, is voluntary contestants with boxing gloves on, and the guys hug after the event is over.
Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 22, 2024 06:40 AM (qQsNc) 88
Sounds like the Orange Crush event could benefit by having a major European soccer match in the middle of it.
Including thousands of Soccer fans. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2024 06:40 AM (a1415) 89
86 'Obama advisor Rahamim 'Rami' Shy is charged with child sex offenses: New Jersey resident, 46, helped former president co-ordinate America's strategy against Al Qaeda and the Taliban.'
Posted by: fd at April 22, 2024 06:37 AM (vFG9F) We're gonna need some more trebuchets. Posted by: m at April 22, 2024 06:40 AM (o3SCB) 90
Bill Gates' ex is marrying an ex Fox reporter. I guess he won't need to support himself as a presstitute anymore.
Posted by: fd at April 22, 2024 06:41 AM (vFG9F) 91
We're gonna need some more trebuchets.
Posted by: m at April 22, 2024 06:40 AM (o3SCB) ---------- See if we can get them to hit the pool of flaming oil. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 22, 2024 06:42 AM (Be/+i) 92
See if we can get them to hit the pool of flaming oil.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea *flaunts feather boa and jeweled Crocs* Posted by: flaming oil at April 22, 2024 06:46 AM (oGyF9) 93
I've got a big pile of yard debris on the burn pile and am trying to decide what to do with it.
Posted by: fd at April 22, 2024 06:51 AM (vFG9F) 94
Okay. The reason I'm obsessed with Richard Goldstone is because he was denied entry into Israel. This may seem minor, it is not. It sets a precedent that a professed Jew can have their identity revoked. That is HUGE. And forces an examination of what caused it. Goldstone declared for World Court: a World Government outranking the Nation of Israel and therefore a denial of the legitimacy of any nation anywhere, and was declared Not-Jewish because of that position. See where that goes?
It's an incredibly important precedent and deserves a lot more examination than it is getting. Posted by: LenNeal at April 22, 2024 06:51 AM (43xH1) 95
15 ...strike any key to continue...
Posted by: JQ, with hammer at the ready... at April 22, 2024 04:26 AM (njWTi) ---- Usually that was more like: "Keyboard not found. Strike any key to continue" predating the use of mice. So you hit the Big Red Switch - power supplies came with big red throw switches, purely hardware. Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #35 at April 22, 2024 06:52 AM (qfLjt) 96
Biden needs the war to stop to keep Michigan and Iran. He is, in effect, losing the wars of regime change in Isreal and Ukraine.Netanyahu out smarted them and Putin didnt blink.
Posted by: Jamaica at April 22, 2024 06:52 AM (/VKDA) 97
I've got a big pile of yard debris on the burn pile and am trying to decide what to do with it.
Posted by: fd at April 22, 2024 06:51 AM (vFG9F) --- *hands fd a match* Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 22, 2024 06:53 AM (BpYfr) 98
US Secretary of State Antony Blinken ALWAYS (in photos I've seen!) looks like a deer caught in the headlights.
Posted by: m at April 22, 2024 06:54 AM (o3SCB) 99
"I've got a big pile of yard debris on the burn pile and am trying to decide what to do with it."
'Burn' pile. It's right there in the name. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2024 06:54 AM (a1415) 100
I've got a big pile of yard debris on the burn pile and am trying to decide what to do with it.
Posted by: fd -- This doesn't seem confusing to me at all unless there's some sort of "within city limit" restriction. Or if there hasn't been any rain for a while, because I'm kind of weird about not burning peoples houses down . Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 22, 2024 06:54 AM (qQsNc) 101
I'm kind of weird about not burning peoples houses down .
Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working Permit ISSUED Posted by: Mayor Wilson Goode at April 22, 2024 06:55 AM (oGyF9) 102
97 I've got a big pile of yard debris on the burn pile and am trying to decide what to do with it.
Posted by: fd at April 22, 2024 06:51 AM (vFG9F) --- *hands fd a match* Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 22, 2024 06:53 AM (BpYfr) It's Urf Day! Posted by: m at April 22, 2024 06:56 AM (o3SCB) 103
So you hit the Big Red Switch - power supplies came with big red throw switches, purely hardware.
Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #35 at April 22, 2024 06:52 AM (qfLjt) ------------ I kick myself for not saving the Big Red Switch when I recycled my 8088 XT. I liked the way it went "klunk" when you flipped it. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 22, 2024 06:56 AM (Be/+i) 104
@73
>>The first witness today in Trump's "trial" will be National Enquirer's David Pecker. Kind of appropriate huh? Not really, because the f**king maniacs running this nonsense are conjuring the crime of "Catch and Kill" out of whole clothe to somehow bolster their claim that paying extortion money and using the media to create a narrative is somehow illegal. The f**king things is an abomination. Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 22, 2024 06:57 AM (XV/Pl) Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 22, 2024 06:57 AM (qQsNc) 106
National Enquirer's David Pecker. Kind of appropriate huh?
Posted by: fd at April 22, 2024 06:27 AM (vFG9F) Ol dickless here.... Posted by: Dr Peter Venkman at April 22, 2024 06:57 AM (/6GbT) 107
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You're not short of space for proper error messages, guys. That was a 'pet peeve' from the earliest days of computers - that and incorrect error messages that have nothing to do with the actual problem. Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 22, 2024 04:26 AM (RKVpM) ---- You are referring to PCs by computers? My 56K RAM 8KRom (BIOS called a BUG) MC6809 Gimix also gave numbers for errors but came with a list. The highest was 80 - Out gf Memory. Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #36 at April 22, 2024 06:57 AM (qfLjt) 108
I kick myself for not saving the Big Red Switch when I recycled my 8088 XT. I liked the way it went "klunk" when you flipped it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, No love? Posted by: the "reset" button at April 22, 2024 06:57 AM (oGyF9) Posted by: older, sadder, and no wiser at April 22, 2024 06:59 AM (oGyF9) 110
I've long maintained that ALL robots should have a big red kill switch on the side.
Posted by: fd at April 22, 2024 06:59 AM (vFG9F) 111
No love?
Posted by: the "reset" button at April 22, 2024 06:57 AM (oGyF9) ----------- Not as much as for the "Turbo" button. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 22, 2024 06:59 AM (Be/+i) 112
I've long maintained that ALL robots should have a big red kill switch on the side.
Posted by: fd To all units Got for the toes Posted by: angry Roombas at April 22, 2024 07:00 AM (oGyF9) 113
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A quick scan of headlines shows France sending troops to Ukraine, then a quick trip to X and: Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 22, 2024 04:30 AM (RKVpM) ---- France is not in NATO right? Or did they rejoin? Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #37 at April 22, 2024 07:00 AM (qfLjt) 114
I've long maintained that ALL robots should have a big red kill switch on the side.
Posted by: fd --------- Because "Shut up, Stella!" doesn't always work. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 22, 2024 07:01 AM (Be/+i) 115
Good morning!
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 22, 2024 07:01 AM (u82oZ) 116
Seem to recall Radio Shack TRaSh 80s had a red 'kill' switch.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 22, 2024 07:02 AM (sAmhv) 117
France is not in NATO right? Or did they rejoin?
- It was discussed here not too long ago and yeah, they're in. nato.int/cps/en/natohq/topics_52044.htm I assume it's how WWIII will get started. Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 22, 2024 07:02 AM (qQsNc) 118
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Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor. Resentment and envy is a hell of a way to go through life. We should focus on the runway ahead of us, rather than the taxiway behind us. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 22, 2024 07:03 AM (u82oZ) 119
I shall run away, or the French will taunt me again.
Posted by: Vladimir P. at April 22, 2024 07:03 AM (oGyF9) 120
France's financial contribution. France is the third-largest contributor to NATO's military and civil budgets (unique allocation key of 10.63%), behind the United States (22.14%) and Germany (14.65%) and ahead of the United Kingdom (9.85%) and Italy (8.41%). In 2020, France's defence budget represented 5% of the Alliance's total defence . DeGaulle took France out of Nato for a while. Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 22, 2024 07:03 AM (RKVpM) 121
bbc, "What is Earth Day, when is it and what has it achieved?"
pablum pablum blather but then: What do critics say about Earth Day? "Some critics warn that these achievements give a false sense of progress." hahahahahahaha "critics" Posted by: m at April 22, 2024 07:04 AM (o3SCB) 122
Moron Robbie
The French military is rational, but the French politicians are not. Back in the day, I saw the French Navy as polished and professional. Too bad about their lame carrier. To this day, our CVNs train with French pilots, who qualify to land and takeoff on our carriers. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 22, 2024 07:05 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2024 07:05 AM (a1415) 124
118 Resentment and envy is a hell of a way to go through life.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 22, 2024 07:03 AM (u82oZ) Amen. Posted by: m at April 22, 2024 07:06 AM (o3SCB) 125
French troops go to Russian-occupied territory on purpose to get shot at, French troops get shot at, NATO officially joins the party.
Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 22, 2024 07:06 AM (qQsNc) 126
"Too bad about their lame carrier. "
I can remember many a port visit to Toulon. And that thing just riding at anchor. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2024 07:07 AM (a1415) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 22, 2024 07:07 AM (/92YE) Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 22, 2024 07:08 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 22, 2024 07:08 AM (X4yCj) 130
The Mayor of Baltimore is insisting that only the best qualified folks are put in charge of these major projects.
https://tinyurl.com/3dsjmuck Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2024 07:09 AM (a1415) 131
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There is. I would love, repeat, love to go back to a university with a few of the Horde's peeps. And take no prisoners. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 22, 2024 07:09 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: Coquette at April 22, 2024 07:09 AM (oGyF9) 133
Byeeee....
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 22, 2024 07:10 AM (Be/+i) 134
54 >but he has chosen to be a boy, so we honor that.
Q: how did the baby express that choice Posted by: Don Black at April 22, 2024 05:58 AM (oCjPU) ---- Well funny thing, but wee wee came out of a dick. Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #38 at April 22, 2024 07:10 AM (qfLjt) Posted by: m at April 22, 2024 07:10 AM (o3SCB) 136
Parents are hyper anxious to have their own kids "like" them, and pretend that they're just buddies.
Kids are hyper anxious to prove that they're the best human being on earth and how dare you say otherwise, so they soak up the programming in schools about whatever Current Thing is, and become insanely zealous about it. So i think it's a two way street. Parents make their kids an emotional and ideological windsock in a hurricane to begin with, and then the kids pass that spastic fervor on to their malleable dopes of parents. Basically a positive gain feedback loop. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 22, 2024 07:11 AM (GkFGh) 137
Hillary Clinton
Ah, one of the Great Old Ones has arrived. No one gets a saving throw for sanity. She only serves her vastly damaged and overrated self. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 22, 2024 07:11 AM (u82oZ) 138
If France sent troops to some African country and their troops were attacked Nato wouldn't get involved. Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 22, 2024 07:12 AM (RKVpM) 139
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There is. I would love, repeat, love to go back to a university with a few of the Horde's peeps. And take no prisoners. Posted by: NaCly Dog In South Carolina, after achieving the age of 60, all public colleges and universities are tuition-free. It is a sobering experience. Posted by: Miklos spent his student loans on Valu-Rite at April 22, 2024 07:12 AM (oGyF9) 140
"Make every day Earth Day or face destruction, says nature writer"
Posted by: m "Tire Irons for Gaia" Posted by: Solution Proposed at April 22, 2024 07:13 AM (oGyF9) Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 22, 2024 07:14 AM (u82oZ) 142
They still have not named the woman who crashed into the boat club and killed two kids. I wonder why. I wonder if it's really even a woman.
Posted by: fd at April 22, 2024 07:16 AM (vFG9F) 143
Miklos
To be free to criticize a University, you should be a paying customer. With a trusted friend holding the Go-Pro camera. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 22, 2024 07:16 AM (u82oZ) 144
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They say it's wrong to assign gender at birth, yet that is exactly what these "parents" have done. Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #39 at April 22, 2024 07:16 AM (qfLjt) 145
"In South Carolina, after achieving the age of 60, all public colleges and universities are tuition-free.
It is a sobering experience." I honestly don't think I could do it. Not the course work, but the student environment. I have a hard enough time biting my tongue when one of the wee folk identify as 'We don't judge'. Shallow and amoral phrase that signifies nothing except a lack of moral clarity, nor a functioning moral compass. And a tendency to hate conservatives. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2024 07:16 AM (a1415) 146
In light of the campus protests for 'Palestine' the SNL bit I posted earlier is really prescient. I didn't want to give it away. Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 22, 2024 07:17 AM (RKVpM) 147
more bbc (yet another article)
Hundreds join 'Funeral for Nature' protest Oh, my. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1rvd4jw3p0o Posted by: m at April 22, 2024 07:17 AM (o3SCB) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 22, 2024 07:17 AM (J2vNu) 149
To be free to criticize a University, you should be a paying customer. With a trusted friend holding the Go-Pro camera.
Posted by: NaCly Dog I figure the taxes make me a paying customer. Posted by: Miklos has a point, which is why he wears a hat at April 22, 2024 07:17 AM (oGyF9) Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2024 07:17 AM (ENQN6) 151
'We don't judge'.
Posted by: As they are getting the shit kicked out of them by a mob at April 22, 2024 07:17 AM (vFG9F) 152
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The Romans had a saying, which translates to "Let them hate, so long as they fear." Which seems to be a key underlying theme with our Google, DOJ, DHS, FBI, and IC communities. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 22, 2024 07:18 AM (u82oZ) 153
Good morning morons
Local TV news reports a "homeless man" disrupted Mass yesterday at Sts. Peter and Paul Church then stabbed a parishioner outside. Archbishop Corleone was leading Mass. London Breed just lost her re-election. Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 22, 2024 07:19 AM (RIvkX) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 22, 2024 07:19 AM (cDEsv) 155
Have a great day, everyone.
May you be blessed with unexpected bliss. However, head on a swivel, and have a plan. Gaia needs you. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 22, 2024 07:19 AM (u82oZ) 156
I honestly don't think I could do it.
Not the course work, but the student environment. I only do online courses. The Citadel is still pretty impressive, others not so much. Posted by: Miklos, me learn long time at April 22, 2024 07:19 AM (oGyF9) Posted by: m at April 22, 2024 07:19 AM (o3SCB) 158
Local TV news reports a "homeless man" disrupted Mass yesterday at Sts. Peter and Paul Church then stabbed a parishioner outside. Archbishop Corleone was leading Mass.
This seems...unwise Posted by: Michael Corleone at April 22, 2024 07:20 AM (oGyF9) 159
Be safe, Salty!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2024 07:21 AM (a1415) Posted by: innocent Lil' Miklos at April 22, 2024 07:22 AM (oGyF9) 161
Boker Tov Patriots
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2024 07:25 AM (pVWRI) 162
I've long maintained that ALL robots should have a big red kill switch on the side.
Posted by: fd ---- The next best thing is a preset kill limit... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 22, 2024 07:25 AM (7fElN) 163
Afghan 'refuges' are rioting on the streets of Paris, so Macron needs a little diversion. Send some troops to Ukraine so they come back in body bags. Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 22, 2024 07:25 AM (RKVpM) 164
153 Good morning morons
Local TV news reports a "homeless man" disrupted Mass yesterday at Sts. Peter and Paul Church then stabbed a parishioner outside. Archbishop Corleone was leading Mass. London Breed just lost her re-election. Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 22, 2024 07:19 AM (RIvkX) But, but: "San Francisco mayor announces the city will receive pandas from China" Posted by: m at April 22, 2024 07:26 AM (o3SCB) Posted by: The Little Corporal at April 22, 2024 07:26 AM (oGyF9) 166
Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at April 22, 2024 07:27 AM (dg+HA) 167
"San Francisco mayor announces the city will receive
Posted by: m at April 22, 2024 07:26 AM (o3SCB) ---- Fixed for accuracy Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 22, 2024 07:27 AM (7fElN) 168
Apple strudel for breakfast, because why not.
More coffee... Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 22, 2024 07:19 AM (cDEsv) Eating like a king. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 22, 2024 07:28 AM (R4t5M) 169
"San Francisco mayor announces the city will receive pandas from China"
Posted by: m "Eats, shoots, and leaves" Sounds apropros Posted by: Le Mikleuse at April 22, 2024 07:28 AM (oGyF9) 170
A prominent rabbi at Columbia University warned Jewish students to go home Sunday and not return to campus because of “extreme antisemitism,” while the Ivy League school said it would allow them to work online.
“The events of the last few days, especially last night, have made it clear that Columbia University’s Public Safety and the NYPD cannot guarantee Jewish students’ safety in the face of extreme antisemitism and anarchy,” Rabbi Elie Buechler told students. You cannot bring Them here Without bringing There here Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2024 07:28 AM (ENQN6) 171
169 "San Francisco mayor announces the city will receive pandas from China"
Posted by: m "Eats, shoots, and leaves" Sounds apropros Posted by: Le Mikleuse at April 22, 2024 07:28 AM (oGyF9) Nan first in line to hug them. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2024 07:29 AM (ENQN6) 172
"London Breed just lost her re-election."
Why would one homeless crazy person cause her to lose her election amidst all the other chaos of the city? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2024 07:30 AM (t4HfS) 173
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If France sent troops to some African country and their troops were attacked Nato wouldn't get involved. Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 22, 2024 07:12 AM (RKVpM) ---- Good point. It only applies to Europe and/or where they deem deserving? Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #40 at April 22, 2024 07:31 AM (qfLjt) 174
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2024 07:31 AM (bEb2S) Posted by: JT at April 22, 2024 07:31 AM (T4tVD) 176
If France sent troops to some African country and their troops were attacked Nato wouldn't get involved.
Posted by: Divide by Zero -- ding ding ding Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 22, 2024 07:31 AM (qQsNc) 177
Why would one homeless crazy person cause her to lose her election amidst all the other chaos of the city?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke *whispers* Posted by: the Voices at April 22, 2024 07:31 AM (oGyF9) 178
23 Chinese swimmers tested positive for a banned substance before the Tokyo Olympics but were still allowed to compete.
Why dont we all just admit China is one big cheat? Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2024 07:32 AM (ENQN6) 179
Good morning!
Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at April 22, 2024 07:32 AM (iF0sF) 180
Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at It has a film of ice on it ! Posted by: JT Ice on birdbath! Film at 11! Posted by: Eyewitless News at April 22, 2024 07:32 AM (oGyF9) 181
If France sent troops to some African country and their troops were attacked Nato wouldn't get involved.
Posted by: Divide by Zero -- ding ding ding Addendum: And if a nation were to sabotage/attack the gas pipelines of a NATO member nation there would probably be a meeting of NATO members. Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 22, 2024 07:33 AM (qQsNc) 182
A prominent rabbi at Columbia University warned Jewish students to go home Sunday and not return to campus because of “extreme antisemitism,” while the Ivy League school said it would allow them to work online.
I believe that warning is relevant to all Americans living in NYC. And visiting NYC voluntarily? Insane. NYC is a dangerous shithole, and nothing more. Posted by: Ex GOP at April 22, 2024 07:33 AM (GpUII) 183
GM,Jewells Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2024 07:34 AM (bEb2S) 184
3 Chinese swimmers tested positive for a banned substance before the Tokyo Olympics but were still allowed to compete.
Why dont we all just admit China is one big cheat? Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2024 07:32 AM (ENQN6) Steloids. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 22, 2024 07:34 AM (R4t5M) Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at April 22, 2024 07:34 AM (DIB8X) 186
If we don't let the terrorists win then the terrorists win!
Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 22, 2024 07:34 AM (qQsNc) 187
I believe that warning is relevant to all Americans living in NYC. And visiting NYC voluntarily? Insane. NYC is a dangerous shithole, and nothing more.
Posted by: Ex GOP I wouldn't go Posted by: Miklos, organizing a gala picnic in Baltimore at April 22, 2024 07:35 AM (oGyF9) 188
Morning, all.
It's a little cool outside, but it is still just the end of April. Our Senior grandson and his lovely girlfriend were elected Prom King and Queen Saturday. A nice thing to happen in the midst. For old fashioned reasons- he's a smart, good-looking, well-liked guy (we used to call him the Mayor when he was little) but not to make a point or virtue signal. Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at April 22, 2024 07:35 AM (jN2/U) 189
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at April 22, 2024 07:35 AM
Congratulations! Isn't that lovely! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2024 07:36 AM (t4HfS) Posted by: Eliza Doolittle at April 22, 2024 07:38 AM (oGyF9) 191
158 Local TV news reports a "homeless man" disrupted Mass yesterday at Sts. Peter and Paul Church then stabbed a parishioner outside. Archbishop Corleone was leading Mass.
Posted by: Michael Corleone at April 22, 2024 07:20 AM (oGyF9) About fifty percent of the men at my old big city parish CC at Mass, in spite of the GFZ signs at the doors. Some of the ladies, too. Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at April 22, 2024 07:39 AM (jN2/U) 192
Our Senior grandson and his lovely girlfriend were elected Prom King and Queen Saturday.
A nice thing to happen in the midst. Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at April 22, 2024 07:35 AM (jN2/U) ******** Wonderful, and thank you for sharing. Good news is always worth hearing. Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 22, 2024 07:39 AM (Z8Xq7) 193
About fifty percent of the men at my old big city parish CC at Mass, in spite of the GFZ signs at the doors. Some of the ladies, too.
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at April 22, 2024 07:39 AM (jN2/U) What's a GFZ sign ? Posted by: JT at April 22, 2024 07:41 AM (T4tVD) Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #41 at April 22, 2024 07:41 AM (qfLjt) Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 22, 2024 07:42 AM (RKVpM) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2024 07:42 AM (a1415) 197
>>>What's a GFZ sign ?
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2024 07:41 AM (T4tVD) ****** Gun Free Zone, or go ahead and shoot us sign. Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 22, 2024 07:42 AM (Z8Xq7) Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #42 at April 22, 2024 07:43 AM (qfLjt) 199
Yes he was "detained" by parishioners.
Fen, this will be big news and something she will not be able to brush off easily. Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 22, 2024 07:44 AM (RIvkX) 200
199
Posted by: m at April 22, 2024 07:44 AM (o3SCB) Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2024 07:44 AM (ENQN6) 202
Gun Free Zone Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 22, 2024 07:45 AM (RKVpM) 203
Mazel Tov sal Long Live the King
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 22, 2024 07:45 AM (RIvkX) 204
"What's a GFZ sign ?"
Probably Gun Free Zone. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice Oh. Thank you. I thought it was Go Fook Zorro ! Posted by: JT at April 22, 2024 07:45 AM (T4tVD) 205
QUICK REFERENCE GUIDE TO SPACE ACTIVITY FOR APRIL 22nd.
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 6-53 - LC-39A - Kennedy Space Center - Space Affairs Live SpaceX targets Monday, April 22, for a Falcon 9 launch of 23 Starlink satellites to low-Earth orbit from Launch Complex 39A (LC-39A) at the Kennedy Space Center in Florida. Liftoff is targeted for 6:40p.m. EDT, 22:40 UTC (00:40 CEST April 23) . Following stage separation, the first stage will land on an autonomous droneship which will be stationed in the Atlantic Ocean. https://www.youtube.com/live/-gGzs9MSqq0 Posted by: Ciampino - Send all muzzies to Mars at April 22, 2024 07:45 AM (qfLjt) 206
Gun Free Zone.
OTOH, our tiny town education complex across the street has 'FAFO' signs re: armed staff. Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at April 22, 2024 07:48 AM (jN2/U) 207
Good morning Alton Jackson.
Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at April 22, 2024 07:50 AM (iF0sF) 208
Hey, Pixy, would you mind posting the exact model number of the Asus laptop? As I mentioned before, although Asus swears up and down that models with the 2.8K screen exist, none of the SKUs available to Canada seem to. And I cant find them on the US site either. I'm wondering if it's something only available in APAC.
Posted by: Daniel Ream at April 22, 2024 09:23 AM (0Go0g) 209
Anyone else starting to get the “error occurred” message again? I get two or three HQ reloads to open posts in a new window before the site can’t be accessed, and I have to close the tab and start over.
Using an iPhone to browse. Posted by: Advo at April 22, 2024 10:32 AM (VHN21) 210
>>>But why in 2024 does the Windows installer still fail with a generic message and an 8-digit hexadecimal error code? You're not short of space for proper error messages, guys.
Because it was meant to be sold, not supported. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 22, 2024 12:00 PM (i24o9) 211
My Win11 install trick, install Win10. When that starts failing, move to different OS if Win12 sucks too.
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