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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (4/21/24)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“I did not stop dancing. Nothing gets through my happiness.” City Councilmember Raúl Ureña,


Quote II

“Even when the game is over, you don’t know if they’re waiting for you, so even if the cops kicked them out, it may not be over. So we just all agreed, this is too dangerous,” Erik Johansson, the coach of the Manhattan Kickers 17-year-old boys travel team


Quote III

"I feel sorry for him. I’m not angry at him. He’s just stupid. It’s not stupidity in the derogatory way; it’s stupidity in the sense of […] he doesn’t understand the Catholic faith.”Bishop Robert Gruss of the Diocese of Saginaw


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The Comments of The Week

Once again I'm happy to showcase the best commenters on the webz.


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Well I didn't see this coming. If you did please contact me and I'll send you a one year cardboard subscription.

What Next? Michael Avenatti to Testify for Donald Trump?

According to the NY Post, disgraced Stormy Daniels’ attorney, Michael Avenatti, has been in contact with former President Trump’s legal defense team and is ready to testify against his former client. He spoke with the Post from his prison cell.


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"Art" meets mental illness. Exhibition displays trans curator’s amputated breasts in jar

An exhibition on physical beauty has displayed its transgender curator’s surgically removed breasts in a jar.

The Cult of Beauty show at the Wellcome Collection in London seeks to explore aesthetics “beyond binaries of beautiful or ugly”.

A display about “transness”, which charts the community’s “transcestors”, includes the breasts of E-J Scott, a transgender man.

Trigger warnings for visitors entering the exhibit tell them to expect “nudity, images of surgery and human tissue”.


Someday I'm going to throw the PC away, switch to a flip phone and stop reading the news.


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We are governed by the best & brightest, amirite?

WATCH: Joe Biden's Senior Moment of the Week (Vol. 90)
'Elect me, I'm in the 20th century'

However the bumbling and stumbling MushHead's foreign policy prowess is facing another serious defeat.

DAKAR, Senegal (AP) — The United States will begin plans to withdraw troops from Niger, U.S. officials said Saturday, in what experts say is a blow to Washington and its allies in the region in terms of staging security operations in the Sahel. The planned departure comes as U.S. officials said they were trying to find a new military agreement.

The prime minister of Niger, appointed by the ruling military junta, Ali Lamine Zeine, and U.S. deputy secretary of state Kurt Campbell, agreed on Friday that the two nations would begin to plan the withdrawal of American troops, the U.S. State Department told The Associated Press in an email Saturday.

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What will MushHead's response be? Perhaps a letter of reprimand and an entry into their permanent record?

A US military base in Syria has been struck by rockets in a Iraqi drone strike sparking fears for possible casualties.

The five rockets were fired toward the town of Zummar today, two Iraqi security sources told Reuters.

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Gore-Tex Emporium



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Wow, I'm so shocked. How about you?

Official Temperature Data Isn’t ‘Data’ At All

Even before our first surface stations report in 2009, The Heartland Institute led the way in reporting on problems with the surface temperature record.

We have highlighted how the surface station record did not correspond to the temperatures recorded by global satellites and weather balloons, two alternative temperature data sources whose data sets closely track each other. Heartland has repeatedly exposed instances in both the United States and abroad where official agencies tamper with past temperature data at pristine stations, adjusting it to appear cooler than what was actually recorded, while adjusting recent temperatures upward. We were all over the adjustments made by corrupt NOAA scientists in 2015 before the Paris climate treaty negotiations—mixing data from unbiased ocean buoys with heat-biased temperature measurements taken from ships’ engine water intake inlets, which made it appear the ocean was suddenly warming faster than before.

Also, first, foremost, and most forcefully, we independently documented the serious problems with the official surface temperature record arising from the fact that the vast majority of temperature stations are poorly sited. Stations fail NOAA’s own standards for quality, unbiased stations in reporting temperatures skewed by the Urban Heat Island (UHI) effect.

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Mother of The Year candidate and Genius Award Winner.

Texas Mom Went On Cruise, Left Young Kids Home Alone, Cops Charge

A Texas woman went on a cruise and left her children--an eight-year-old boy and a six-year-old girl--home alone in the family’s $3600-a-month apartment in Houston, police charge.

According to a criminal complaint, neighbors of Lakesha Woods Williams, 29, spotted her departing the luxury McKinley Apartments on April 4 with “luggage and bags” and “never saw her return to the location.”

Aware that children may have been left in the 21st floor apartment (which has a small balcony), a witness called police. Cops who visited the complex on April 9 discovered the two children in the apartment, which was “in complete disarray and had trash and left-over food all over the unit” and reeked of urine.


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Although "They" despise and ridicule us. There are good patriotic Americans. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day. Sorry if there is dust in your device.

Teen Drives 16 Hours In American Flag Truck To Fulfill Dying Wish Of Oklahoma Boy

Today's good news story comes from Hollis, Oklahoma.

An Indiana teenager drove 16 hours in his American Flag truck to fulfill the dying wish of a 13-year-old cancer-stricken boy in Oklahoma.


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Weekly commenter stats for week of 4-21-2024


Top 10 commenters:
1 [584 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)' [81.98 posts/day]
2 [502 comments] 'Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden'
3 [495 comments] 'Bulgaroctonus'
4 [441 comments] 'andycanuck (vtyCZ)'
5 [416 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda'
6 [351 comments] 'Skip'
7 [322 comments] ' rickb223 '
8 [291 comments] 'jim (in Kalifornia)'
9 [288 comments] 'Braenyard'
10 [288 comments] 'Ciampino - Update #12'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [265 names] 'Ciampino - Update #12' [37.20 unique names/day]
2 [197 names] 'Miklos, th'
3 [133 names] 'Quarter Twenty '
4 [69 names] 'Museum Piece Myself'
5 [33 names] 'pookysgirl, looking at the big picture'
6 [30 names] 'Mmm...stimpaks'
7 [29 names] 'He's Not Exactly A One-Man War College'
8 [28 names] 'Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden'
9 [27 names] '18-1'
10 [26 names] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'

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1 tonight

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #11 at April 21, 2024 10:01 PM (qfLjt)

2 Good evening horde. Have a good ONT.

Posted by: TRex at April 21, 2024 10:03 PM (IQ6Gq)

3 "I think I liked it better when our sworn enemies wore those nice Red Coats!"

~ T. Jefferson, Private Corresponsence with B. Franklin

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 21, 2024 10:03 PM (hOUT3)

4 Top 10

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at April 21, 2024 10:04 PM (w3u3d)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 21, 2024 10:04 PM (T4tVD)

6 Oooo.. squeaked into final four…

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at April 21, 2024 10:05 PM (w3u3d)

7 Well, it's time for the ONT with our genial and cheerful host, MisHum. Tonight's guests are the whole ONT Horde!

We'll be back after this word for our sponsor: The Ace Build - A - Shelf Workshop.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 21, 2024 10:05 PM (0eaVi)

8 Hi Horde.

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at April 21, 2024 10:05 PM (duT0u)

9 Good evening morons and gracias mh

"The United States will begin plans to withdraw troops..."

Yet another foreign policy success for Biden.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2024 10:05 PM (RIvkX)

10 The autograph line forms to the left, please.

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2024 10:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

11 Genial & cheerful, ***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 21, 2024 10:06 PM (QXQ4l)

12 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2024 10:06 PM (WXNFJ)

13 Starting tomorrow, all classes at Columbia will be available virtually, so Jewish students don't have to set foot on campus.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 21, 2024 10:06 PM (YAtuc)

14 Gun thread belatedly --Wow! Killers From Space made Cat Women on the Moon seem like Shakespeare! Gonna have bug-eyed nightmares!


Howdy, Overnightlies. Now to content....

Posted by: mindful webworker - powered by mirth at April 21, 2024 10:06 PM (L6R40)

15 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 21, 2024 10:06 PM (9yWhg)

16 I'm pretty much disengaging from the media and refuse to have my few remaining brain cells dissolved in that sarlacc pit. When I catch CNN in passing at the gym or doctor's office, I'm appalled at how slanted and dumbed down it is.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 21, 2024 10:08 PM (3e3hy)

17 F*ck the "Manhattan Kickers." Their parents voted for exactly the sort of bullsh*t that has led to them being bounced from their field.

Complain to mom and dad!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2024 10:09 PM (gSZYf)

18 Canning your own breasts? Dude, or dudette, I've already canned my own shit. Find another grift.

Posted by: Piero Manzoni at April 21, 2024 10:09 PM (0eaVi)

19 "The United States will begin plans to withdraw troops..."

The government of Niger had banned US resupply flights into Niger, so the American troops there are effectively hostages.

We built a big airport in Niger as a centerpiece of out drone operations in Africa.

So much for that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 21, 2024 10:09 PM (YAtuc)

20 Hey, Tonypete.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 21, 2024 10:10 PM (9yWhg)

21 Hey, Piper.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 21, 2024 10:11 PM (9yWhg)

22 *Still blathering on in the background* I would also like to thank MisHum for his support, and everyone for seeing the genius that lies behind my typos…

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2024 10:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

23 That dog is looking at an American Flag, right/

And the bottom picture is a clue. One package of vintage Jacks, bought for cash at a yard sale, can shut down the Beltway, if deployed with stealth.

Misanthropic Humanitarian, thank you for a fun ONT, with good commenters quotes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2024 10:11 PM (u82oZ)

24 I'm appalled at how slanted and dumbed down it is.
Posted by: All Hail Eris


Probably best not to openly criticize party publication/media Comrade Eris...
IYKWIMAITTYD!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 21, 2024 10:11 PM (hOUT3)

25 Thanks for the girthy ONT, Mis Hum!

Great photo up top of man's bestest friend.

That mother who left children alone while she went on a cruise... is that some new kind of female entitlement now? *shakes my head*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 21, 2024 10:12 PM (U3L4U)

26 {{ All Hail Eris }}

How are you doing?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2024 10:12 PM (u82oZ)

27 Hey, Hrothgar.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 21, 2024 10:12 PM (9yWhg)

28 I'm pretty much disengaging from the media and refuse to have my few remaining brain cells dissolved in that sarlacc pit. When I catch CNN in passing at the gym or doctor's office, I'm appalled at how slanted and dumbed down it is.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 21, 2024 10:08 PM (3e3hy)

What's a sarlacc pit ?

Posted by: JT at April 21, 2024 10:12 PM (T4tVD)

29 Interesting note about the Fore tribe. Before they ate the cannibal meal, that had to play a game. Since they didn't have many clothes, they played shirts vs. skins. The Fore always picked skins....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 21, 2024 10:12 PM (0eaVi)

30 Hey, CBD.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 21, 2024 10:12 PM (9yWhg)

31 When I was eight years old I would have been relieved to have my parents go on a cruise for a few days and leave me in the house in peace.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2024 10:13 PM (RIvkX)

32 Hey, Salty.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 21, 2024 10:13 PM (9yWhg)

33 Canning your own breasts? Dude, or dudette, I've already canned my own shit. Find another grift.
Posted by: Piero Manzoni at April 21, 2024 10:09 PM (0eaVi)

You had better have stamped it with a "best before" date, or we will get you, yes indeedy, we will get you!

Posted by: FDA gestapo, what never sleeps at April 21, 2024 10:13 PM (tkR6S)

34 The ARC of History!

Even the House of Savoy, one of the worst run monarchies, had a better Foreign Affairs and War Department than we have today.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2024 10:14 PM (u82oZ)

35 I was willing to give Neil Young a listen... until I heard him sing that he kicked his dog. No way, dude. You never kick a dog, especially one that you claim to love. Jerk.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 21, 2024 10:14 PM (U3L4U)

36 Yo, Bulgaroctonus!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 21, 2024 10:14 PM (hOUT3)

37 Hello, Bulgaroctonus! I hope you had a good Sunday.

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2024 10:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

38 Bulgaroctonus

May all the traffic lights turn green for you tomorrow on your way home.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2024 10:15 PM (u82oZ)

39 What's a sarlacc pit ?
Posted by: JT at April 21, 2024 10:12 PM (T4tVD)

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2024 10:15 PM (tkR6S)

40 Is that Tim Conway doing his Neil Young impression?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2024 10:15 PM (63Dwl)

41 35 I was willing to give Neil Young a listen... until I heard him sing that he kicked his dog. No way, dude. You never kick a dog, especially one that you claim to love. Jerk.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 21, 2024 10:14 PM (U3L4U)

Ute tell him.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 21, 2024 10:15 PM (QXQ4l)

42 Hiya Salty. Doing quite well, kinda flying below the radar.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 21, 2024 10:15 PM (3e3hy)

43 37 Yeah, Piper, it was good. Thank you.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 21, 2024 10:15 PM (9yWhg)

44 Hey, CBD.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 21, 2024 10:12 PM (9yWhg)

Cheers!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2024 10:15 PM (gSZYf)

45 A Texas woman went on a cruise and left her children--an eight-year-old boy and a six-year-old girl--home alone

This kind of crap is why you aren't allowed to let your 11yo walk to the store and buy bread. They use these occurrences to make sure no one can ever let their kids alone - even if they're more than capable.

SHE is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: GWB at April 21, 2024 10:16 PM (1zxQh)

46 You know who's batshit crazy?

https://shorturl.at/ahyS5

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals (I Got Better) at April 21, 2024 10:16 PM (FVME7)

47 The amount of dust here increased 7 fold after reading the feel good story of the day.

*sniff*

Posted by: All the three year old girls in the world at April 21, 2024 10:16 PM (89Sog)

48 What's a sarlacc pit ?
Posted by: JT at April 21, 2024 10:12 PM (T4tVD)

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They sell kolaches there.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2024 10:16 PM (u73oe)

49 I love how 3 of the 4 Comments of the Week are on the same subject.

Evening, Horde. Lil Pooky is angling for more room while I'm trying to finish a Civ VI challenge. Not sure who's going to win here....

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to stretch out at April 21, 2024 10:16 PM (dtlDP)

50 What's a sarlacc pit ?

The Republican party?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2024 10:16 PM (aFNOf)

51 GWB

Darwin's Pimp Hand can be subtle.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2024 10:17 PM (u82oZ)

52 His dog up and cried.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2024 10:17 PM (63Dwl)

53 What's a sarlacc pit ?
Posted by: JT at April 21, 2024 10:12 PM (T4tVD)

$20, same as in town.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2024 10:15 PM (tkR6S)

At least inflation hasn't afflected that !

Posted by: JT at April 21, 2024 10:17 PM (T4tVD)

54 What's a sarlacc pit ?
Posted by: JT at April 21, 2024 10:12 PM (T4tVD)


$20, same as in town!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 21, 2024 10:17 PM (hOUT3)

55 Curses!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 21, 2024 10:18 PM (hOUT3)

56 What’s the betting on which political figure will next offer to testify on Trump’s behalf? Has anyone put money on Joe Biden being the next to offer?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 21, 2024 10:18 PM (VNX3d)

57 WPG 7 COL 6 Final 🏒 🏆

Posted by: Don Black at April 21, 2024 10:18 PM (oCjPU)

58 Maj. Healey

Close, but there is hope if you fall into a sarlacc's pit.

The GOPe fills me with no hope, only disgust.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2024 10:18 PM (u82oZ)

59 Very funny, orangeEnt.

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2024 10:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

60 The militarized version of jacks are called "Caltrops".
annnnnddd, thank you MisHum for all your ONTs!

Posted by: Some Rat at April 21, 2024 10:19 PM (vJiyU)

61 41 35 I was willing to give Neil Young a listen... until I heard him sing that he kicked his dog. No way, dude. You never kick a dog, especially one that you claim to love. Jerk.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 21, 2024 10:14 PM (U3L4U)

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Rousseau sent five of his own kids to an orphanage. In case you ever had an urge to read Emile, now you have a solid reason not to.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2024 10:19 PM (bo7UB)

62 The absolute worst domestic thing to step on were those old pointy christmas lights. Star, or atomic, I don't know what they were called but they were clear and spikey ball shapes. They were caltrops is what they were. I've had to yank some out of my flesh like Bruce Willis in Die Hard.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2024 10:20 PM (Y6IkP)

63 49 Pookysgirl, I don’t know what a Civ VI challenge is, but I hope that both you and Lil Polly come out on top.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 21, 2024 10:20 PM (9yWhg)

64 19 "The United States will begin plans to withdraw troops..."

The government of Niger had banned US resupply flights into Niger, so the American troops there are effectively hostages.

We built a big airport in Niger as a centerpiece of out drone operations in Africa.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 21, 2024 10:09 PM (YAtuc)
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There go your hard earned taxes.

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #22 at April 21, 2024 10:20 PM (qfLjt)

65 Our goalie 🥅 seems to have lost his mojo

Posted by: Don Black at April 21, 2024 10:20 PM (oCjPU)

66 A brave man:

Dear President Shafik, Vice President Rosberg, COO Cas Halloway, General Counsel Rosan, and Dean Maglaras,

Last I checked, I am still a professor at Columbia University.

Therefore, I plan to go tomorrow, Monday morning, and sit peacefully right in the center of the illegal encampment that you have allowed the pro-Hamas mob to establish in the middle of campus.

I will be joined with several Jewish and Israeli students, faculty, and staff.

Since the events of last night have shown that you have completely failed to protect the safety of your Jewish and Israeli students, I am requesting approval to have a police escort of at least 10 cops with me.

I would ask for escort from the school's Public Safety, but they have proven themselves useless versus these mobs, and I do not want to put their lives at risk.

We will be coming. I am an employee and they are your students. You have a responsibility to protect our physical safety.

Sincerely,
Shai Davidai

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 21, 2024 10:21 PM (YAtuc)

67 What Next? Michael Avenatti to Testify for Donald Trump?
According to the NY Post, disgraced Stormy Daniels’ attorney, Michael Avenatti, has been in contact with former President Trump’s legal defense team and is ready to testify against his former client. He spoke with the Post from his prison cell.
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Evenin'
(Sips beer)
Sure. WTH. Why not? (Slams down beer, gets another. Hums along with The Allman Brothers 'Ramblin Man').

RIP Dicky Betts.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 21, 2024 10:21 PM (sAmhv)

68 His dog up and cried.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2024 10:17 PM (63Dwl)

After 20 years he still breathes.

Posted by: JT at April 21, 2024 10:21 PM (T4tVD)

69 banana Dream

I finally saw Die Hard this year.

#1 takeaway: wear shoes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2024 10:21 PM (u82oZ)

70 Per official temps:
Yeah. My surface temp was once quite hot. Now - not so much since I've reached 29+. The 'climate' has indeed cooled...
Of course, it 'depends' on the surface one might measure...
omg...did I really say that out loud?!
Groannnn....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 21, 2024 10:22 PM (XvPG9)

71 Sincerely,
Shai Davidai
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 21, 2024 10:21 PM (YAtuc)

Pack a big fucking gun, dude.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2024 10:22 PM (tkR6S)

72 So hoochie momma wars 6000/mo, spends 3600/mo fir her home

Wtf?

Posted by: N at April 21, 2024 10:22 PM (RjBju)

73 63 Lil Pooky

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 21, 2024 10:22 PM (9yWhg)

74 Earns

Posted by: N at April 21, 2024 10:23 PM (RjBju)

75 Rousseau sent five of his own kids to an orphanage. In case you ever had an urge to read Emile, now you have a solid reason not to.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2024 10:19 PM (bo7UB)
* * * *
Thanks for the heads up. Glad he is not on my TBR list.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 21, 2024 10:23 PM (U3L4U)

76 The Trump's will be hosting the Log Cabin R's in the coming days at Maralargo. Just eff'ng fabulous

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2024 10:23 PM (aFNOf)

77 Very funny, orangeEnt.
Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2024 10:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

Thanks. I was shooting for the top comment of next week. But, I don't want to make a mountain out of a mohel.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 21, 2024 10:23 PM (0eaVi)

78 "Art" meets mental illness. Exhibition displays trans curator’s amputated breasts in jar

The fact that supposedly normal people aren't mocking this type of thing tells you just how cowed they are by the identity politics crowd.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 21, 2024 10:23 PM (0Htd1)

79 Pookysgirl, I don’t know what a Civ VI challenge is, but I hope that both you and Lil Polly come out on top.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

All I know is I took the Civ III disc out and smashed it with a hammer.
Panzers losing to Pikemen. Gimma a break.

Posted by: Some Rat at April 21, 2024 10:24 PM (vJiyU)

80 The militarized version of jacks are called "Caltrops".
Posted by: Some Rat


Caltrops work better if they only have four points, rather than six, so one always points straight up.

The four-sided dice from your D&D game are less fun to step on than legos, for that reason. I've never stepped on any jacks, even though I owned some as a kid, so I can't compare those.

Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2024 10:24 PM (DgGvY)

81 Shai Davidai will be charged with inciting a riot.

Posted by: davidt at April 21, 2024 10:24 PM (SYTee)

82 Sincerely,
Shai Davidai
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 21, 2024 10:21 PM (YAtuc)

Wow. Good on him! (I hope his college insurance will pay out.)

Posted by: GWB at April 21, 2024 10:24 PM (1zxQh)

83 Feel good story....sniff, sniff

Posted by: Tuna at April 21, 2024 10:24 PM (oaGWv)

84 Hey, nerdygirl.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 21, 2024 10:24 PM (9yWhg)

85 Rousseau sent five of his own kids to an orphanage. In case you ever had an urge to read Emile, now you have a solid reason not to.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2024 10:19 PM (bo7UB)
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But this is a good time to pimp Paul Johnson's "Intellectuals".

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 21, 2024 10:24 PM (3e3hy)

86 "Art" meets mental illness. Exhibition displays trans curator’s amputated breasts in jar
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Congratulations, I think we've just found the first pair of boobs that no Moron wants to see.

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 21, 2024 10:24 PM (wQXfi)

87 BTW....I love the UnitedSpot! Awesomely hilarious!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 21, 2024 10:24 PM (XvPG9)

88 Alberta Oil Peon

We could all hire out as their friends. Our tools are normally cordless hole-punchers, but for Hamas, I'm willing to only take a sabre.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2024 10:25 PM (u82oZ)

89 Pack a big fucking gun, dude.

In Manhattan?

Alvin Bragg would have Davidai hauled off to Rikers in seconds.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 21, 2024 10:26 PM (YAtuc)

90 Congratulations, I think we've just found the first pair of boobs that no Moron wants to see.
Posted by: screaming in digital at April 21, 2024 10:24 PM (wQXfi)

The smell of formaldehyde is a little off-putting, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2024 10:26 PM (tkR6S)

91 Rousseau sent five of his own kids to an orphanage. In case you ever had an urge to read Emile, now you have a solid reason not to.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2024 10:19 PM (bo7UB

Well, they were illegitimate, but yeah...
Baby farms were certain death and he just couldn't be bothered. Freedom!

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at April 21, 2024 10:26 PM (jN2/U)

92 RIP Dicky Betts.
Posted by: Puddleglum


C'mon, man, that was three days ago. Shouldn't we be getting back to John McCain's funeral?

Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2024 10:26 PM (DgGvY)

93 Neil Young - Old King...
Did you mean Old Thing?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 21, 2024 10:27 PM (XvPG9)

94 The smell of formaldehyde is a little off-putting, too.
Posted by: Alb




Does this rag smell of formaldehyde to you?




Posted by: N at April 21, 2024 10:27 PM (RjBju)

95 81 Shai Davidai will be charged with inciting a riot.
Posted by: davidt at April 21, 2024

Susan Sarandon is there supporting Hamas. Never again? Remember that? It’s unbelievable. I try to be positive. I try to bring sunshine to at least one person a day. But boy oh boy are people making it hard to not just be bitter and angry.

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2024 10:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

96 Alvin Bragg would have Davidai hauled off to Rikers in seconds.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 21, 2024 10:26 PM (YAtuc)

Hopefully not before he did a mag dump on the Nazis.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2024 10:27 PM (tkR6S)

97 All Hail Eris

That Paul Johnson book, Intellectuals, was up to his usual high standards. Quite disturbing, Mostly in how those vile people were influential on other people.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2024 10:28 PM (u82oZ)

98 86 Hey, SiD.

You are correct.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 21, 2024 10:28 PM (9yWhg)

99 Pack a big fucking gun, dude.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2024 10:22 PM (tkR6S)

He'd go to jail for five years.

Dumb idea.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2024 10:28 PM (gSZYf)

100 All I know is I took the Civ III disc out and smashed it with a hammer.
Panzers losing to Pikemen. Gimma a break.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 21, 2024 10:24 PM (vJiyU)

Did you soften em up with artillery and bombers before you attacked?

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 21, 2024 10:28 PM (89Sog)

101 How ever did so many Arabs immigrate here?

Posted by: N at April 21, 2024 10:28 PM (RjBju)

102 Oh, and the Biden Administration announced that the IDF's Netzah Yehuda Battalion will be placed under sanctions for alleged crimes in the West Bank this week, and is looking at sanctioning other IDF units.

This, of course, is a precursor to sanctioning the entire IDF, and preparing for international war crimes trials against the IDF leadership and the civilian Israeli leadership.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 21, 2024 10:29 PM (YAtuc)

103 He'd go to jail for five years.

Dumb idea.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2024 10:28 PM (gSZYf)

If one is going to do civil disobedience, one has to be prepared to go to jail.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2024 10:29 PM (tkR6S)

104 Susan Sarandon is there supporting Hamas. Never again? Remember that? It’s unbelievable.

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You can't allow a few decapitated babies and raped women's corpses jaundice your view of a movement that has many fine ideals.

*spit*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2024 10:30 PM (bo7UB)

105 All I know is I took the Civ III disc out and smashed it with a hammer.
Panzers losing to Pikemen. Gimma a break.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 21, 2024 10:24 PM (vJiyU)

Obviously the pikemen had the AP upgrade

Posted by: a dude in MI at April 21, 2024 10:30 PM (+I6Y/)

106 Matt Braken had some tips in his short story "What I Saw At The Coup."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2024 10:30 PM (u82oZ)

107
If one is going to do civil disobedience, one has to be prepared to go to jail.
Posted by: Alb




Soren kierkegaard had entered the debate

Posted by: N at April 21, 2024 10:31 PM (RjBju)

108 69 banana Dream

I finally saw Die Hard this year.

#1 takeaway: wear shoes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2024 10:21 PM (u82oZ)

***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 21, 2024 10:31 PM (QXQ4l)

109 13 Starting tomorrow, all classes at Columbia will be available virtually, so Jewish students don't have to set foot on campus.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
..,..............................,.
Or.

They could transfer to a safer school that won't terrorize them. Like Liberty University or Oral Roberts University. Yea, Christian schools, but they won't threaten to murder you.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 21, 2024 10:31 PM (sAmhv)

110 In the quest for the lowest form of life, I give you the WA state GOP.
At their convention in Spokane, which had zero publicity even in Spokane, they selected the GOP candidate for governor. Semi Bird. Who has served on a school board. In the late '90's, he also pled guilty to bank fraud.

His sole apparent attribute for west siders is that he is black, though Blow Jiden may not recognize him as such.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at April 21, 2024 10:32 PM (/z9fK)

111 CharlieBrown'sDildo

Being Mr. Passive Resistance only works on Pre-WWII Brits.

Heinlein had a quote about the clarifying and problem solving ability of not being Mr. Passive Resistance.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2024 10:32 PM (u82oZ)

112 "Art" meets mental illness. Exhibition displays trans curator’s amputated breasts in jar

It used to be that if one wanted to see bewbies pressed on glass a subscription to Hustler or Cheri was necessary.

What has the world come to?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2024 10:32 PM (WXNFJ)

113 >>> The four-sided dice from your D&D game are less fun to step on than legos, for that reason. I've never stepped on any jacks, even though I owned some as a kid, so I can't compare those.
Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2024 10:24 PM (DgGvY)


New crazy conspiracy! Pyramids are actually an ancient passive defense against giants or kaiju. Oh! Oh! Or to keep out giants walking their pet kaiju that don't pick up their poop!

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2024 10:32 PM (Y6IkP)

114 If one is going to do civil disobedience, one has to be prepared to go to jail.

Tell that to the J6 defendants who are looking at years in prison for nonviolent acts, and have been held in solitary confinement for several years pending trial.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 21, 2024 10:33 PM (YAtuc)

115 Legos, Jacks, Lawn Darts, all take a back seat to a dartboard and darts. At one of our relative's Christmas parties my brother caught a dart about a quarter inch from his eyeball.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 21, 2024 10:33 PM (0Htd1)

116 Someday I'm going to throw the PC away, switch to a flip phone and stop reading the news.
_________
Scrolls are the only way you'll be safe.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 21, 2024 10:33 PM (1bNHn)

117 When I was little, my friends and I played jacks during breaks from Monopoly. Yeah, I stepped on my fair share of them. Do they still make jacks or are they one of those things got tossed when parents started wrapping their kids in cotton batting?

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at April 21, 2024 10:34 PM (ET1Q8)

118 An exhibition on physical beauty has displayed its transgender curator’s surgically removed breasts in a jar.

As the endless parade of human debris marches on.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 21, 2024 10:34 PM (V8he0)

119 Scrolls are the only way you'll be safe.
Posted by: Eeyore


Pro-Tip: Be very careful breaking the seals!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 21, 2024 10:34 PM (hOUT3)

120 They could transfer to a safer school that won't terrorize them. Like Liberty University or Oral Roberts University. Yea, Christian schools, but they won't threaten to murder you.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 21, 2024 10:31 PM (sAmhv)

Then shut the school down completely. Dump a couple hundred pounds of asbestos shorts into the air handler.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2024 10:35 PM (tkR6S)

121 >>>Cops who visited the complex on April 9 discovered the two children in the apartment, which was “in complete disarray and had trash and left-over food all over the unit” and reeked of urine.

6 and 8 and they can't even piss into a toilet? Wow, she really is a bad mother.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 21, 2024 10:35 PM (w6EFb)

122 13 Starting tomorrow, all classes at Columbia will be available virtually, so Jewish students don't have to set foot on campus.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


Why don't they just establish a ghetto for them to stay i? You know, for their own safety. Maybe also have them wear star of David armbands.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 21, 2024 10:35 PM (0Htd1)

123 "Art" meets mental illness. Exhibition displays trans curator’s amputated breasts in jar

It used to be that if one wanted to see bewbies pressed on glass a subscription to Hustler or Cheri was necessary.

What has the world come to?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2024 10:32 PM

… or you could watch Kentucky Fried Movie, from the minds behind Airplane!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 21, 2024 10:36 PM (VNX3d)

124 121 >>>Cops who visited the complex on April 9 discovered the two children in the apartment, which was “in complete disarray and had trash and left-over food all over the unit” and reeked of urine.

6 and 8 and they can't even piss into a toilet? Wow, she really is a bad mother.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 21, 2024 10:35 PM (w6EFb)


***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 21, 2024 10:36 PM (QXQ4l)

125 Howdy, Bulgaroctonus

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 21, 2024 10:37 PM (0Htd1)

126 Why don't they just establish a ghetto for them to stay i? You know, for their own safety. Maybe also have them wear star of David armbands.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 21, 2024 10:35 PM (0Htd1)

Now, now..lets not be hasty and we will just start with stars on their doorpost

Posted by: a dude in MI at April 21, 2024 10:37 PM (+I6Y/)

127 What's a sarlacc pit ?
Posted by: JT at April 21, 2024 10:12 PM (T4tVD)

Seriously, it was a large monster in the second Star Wars movie. It was buried in the ground, with it's mouth facing upward, and would somehow keep its prey alive for a thousand years as it slowly digested it.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 21, 2024 10:37 PM (uqx1e)

128 My father would not allow jacks in the house. Didn't bother me, but my sisters didn't like it.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 21, 2024 10:37 PM (1bNHn)

129 As the endless parade of human debris marches on.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

You speak the sad, sad truth.

Posted by: Some Rat at April 21, 2024 10:37 PM (vJiyU)

130 My father would not allow jacks in the house. Didn't bother me, but my sisters didn't like it.
Posted by: Eeyore




They were dating a guy named jack ?

Posted by: N at April 21, 2024 10:38 PM (RjBju)

131 Just look at films of the landings in Normandy. Rommel had giant jacks in the Channel.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 21, 2024 10:38 PM (1bNHn)

132 Let those migrants try to take over an inner-city basketball court and the homies will take care of it.

I think we all can see that things are gonna get granular in America. That's what they want for us, isn't it?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 21, 2024 10:39 PM (w6EFb)

133 You are correct.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
---
Hey, B. I am right occasionally, much like a broken clock :-)

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 21, 2024 10:39 PM (wQXfi)

134 6 and 8 and they can't even piss into a toilet? Wow, she really is a bad mother.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Or, "Ok I pissed in the air conditioner, now you do her underwear drawer..."

Posted by: Some Rat at April 21, 2024 10:40 PM (vJiyU)

135 Well, I certainly feel better about my decision-making skills after seeing what is in the news.

Common sense is getting increasingly rare.

But if there is a Strategic Repository of Common Sense, then the Horde owns it.

Have a great night, everyone.

May there be smiling, sighing, and thriving for you and yours. But not singing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2024 10:40 PM (u82oZ)

136
The smell of formaldehyde is a little off-putting, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-------

We can help!

Posted by: Lume at April 21, 2024 10:40 PM (XeU6L)

137 You won't catch this when ice-fishing MH .... 5 Interesting Facts About the Rose-Veiled Fairy Wrasse

https://tinyurl.com/ycydd3cn

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #33 at April 21, 2024 10:40 PM (qfLjt)

138 I know y'all hate Neil young. He's a first class douche.

But that was a great mystery click, MH. Thank you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2024 10:42 PM (sBRFC)

139 Jacks, Legos,... and Barbie high heels.

Posted by: mindful webworker - I remember at April 21, 2024 10:43 PM (L6R40)

140 New crazy conspiracy! Pyramids are actually an ancient passive defense against giants or kaiju. Oh! Oh! Or to keep out giants walking their pet kaiju that don't pick up their poop!
Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2024 10:32 PM (Y6IkP)

And those giant cross-country electric transmission lines on the big steel towers are actually electric fences to keep trolls corralled.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 21, 2024 10:43 PM (uqx1e)

141 To me, the disturbing thing about the jacks package is that she looks like she's actively planning to scatter them in the hall at night...

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at April 21, 2024 10:44 PM (jN2/U)

142 Native American chiefs reveal THOUSANDS of drug cartel gangsters have infiltrated reservations and are using them as bases to traffic fentanyl

https://mol.im/a/13333313

The ones complaining probably didn't get 10%.

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #34 at April 21, 2024 10:44 PM (qfLjt)

143 138 I know y'all hate Neil young. He's a first class douche.

But that was a great mystery click, MH. Thank you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2024 10:42 PM (sBRFC)

You are welcome nurse.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 21, 2024 10:44 PM (QXQ4l)

144 Boys, aged 6 & 8, left alone? Place reeks of urine?

Wonder why?

youtube.com/watch?v=nMHGOHDDaLo

Posted by: JQ at April 21, 2024 10:44 PM (njWTi)

145 >>>NYC high school soccer game canceled after group of about 30 migrants refuse to leave the field — even after cops showed up
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Shoot one or two and the rest will leave. If any attempt to come back, shoot them. Do that once or twice - it won't happen again.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2024 10:45 PM (KweMD)

146 "Art" meets mental illness. Exhibition displays trans curator’s amputated breasts in jar

-
There's a comedy series, Loudermilk starring Ron Livingston as a drug addict /alcoholic group facilitator with strong asshole tendencies, which featured a similar work of art. He's in some fancy shmancy art museum that features a Ziplock bag filled with water and one filled with oil nailed next to each other on a board hanging on the wall. An enlightened connoisseur explains that it represents turmoil in society from the inability to communicate and understand each other. He responds that he'd rather have shit and piss on his wall. The enlightened attack him for being such an unsophisticate. He responds no, it's right over there, a Ziplock of shit nailed next to one of piss nailed to the wall.

Caveat voyeur: I think it's funny but Mrs. Wrecks hates the show because there is much extreme blue language.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals (I Got Better) at April 21, 2024 10:45 PM (FVME7)

147 142 Native American chiefs reveal THOUSANDS of drug cartel gangsters have infiltrated reservations and are using them as bases to traffic fentanyl


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Must make for a cozy night in the hogan.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2024 10:46 PM (bo7UB)

148 And those giant cross-country electric transmission lines on the big steel towers are actually electric fences to keep trolls corralled.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 21, 2024 10:43 PM (uqx1e)

Remember that video that circulated about 20 years ago, with two of the towers swinging the cables, skipping rope fashion, while the third tower in the middle skipped? Video was completely silent, but many of the viewers, myself included, swore they could hear a thump when the skipper alit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2024 10:47 PM (tkR6S)

149 >>>Cops who visited the complex on April 9 discovered the two children in the apartment, which was “in complete disarray and had trash and left-over food all over the unit” and reeked of urine.

6 and 8 and they can't even piss into a toilet? Wow, she really is a bad mother.
Posted by: Miley


Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence. She might not know how to use the toilet, either.

Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2024 10:47 PM (DgGvY)

150 I'm watching Charlton Heston in the War Lord and he just had a hot iron [a dagger actually] applied to his wound from fighting Frisian raiders in the first scenes.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 21, 2024 10:47 PM (vtyCZ)

151 I'm confused about the Oklahoma boy. Had he already passed when the parents reached out to the truck owner?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 21, 2024 10:47 PM (w6EFb)

152 Must make for a cozy night in the hogan.
Posted by: Cicero

The way I heard it, the guy that spent a night in Hogan killed him.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2024 10:47 PM (WXNFJ)

153 There is so much good music in the world. I am very happy to ignore shit stains like Neil Young.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, My Two Cents at April 21, 2024 10:49 PM (MvA9C)

154 I read a book about the Fore people many years back. The women and kids never ate meat because the men ate first. But when a relative died, the women cooked the body and they and their kids ate that meat. Problem was by consuming their dead relatives, they were ingesting Kreuzfeldt-Jakob disease. Nobody could figure why the women died so early of Alzheimer's but the men didn't until somebody took a good, hard look at what the Fore females were eating.

IIRC the book was titled Fatal Feast and was devoted to finding a connection between early onset Alzheimer's and the meat supply. Mad Cow disease.was part of that.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at April 21, 2024 10:49 PM (ET1Q8)

155 applied to his wound from fighting Frisian raiders in the first scenes.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 21, 2024 10:47 PM (vtyCZ)

Frisians cause lesions.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2024 10:49 PM (tkR6S)

156 OK.
I'm going to spit upon my hands, hoist my black flag, and slit a throat or two.
And probably lurk.
Love you guys!🤪

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 21, 2024 10:49 PM (XvPG9)

157 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 21, 2024 10:20 PM (9yWhg)

I'm going to win, my exo-planet expedition is almost to its destination. The challenge this month is to win a Science Victory as Babylon, and they've thrown all sorts of interesting mechanics into it.

Lil Pooky is now the size of a hedgehog and thinks his den could use some expansion.

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to stretch out at April 21, 2024 10:49 PM (dtlDP)

158 I love being a member of the Horde.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 21, 2024 10:50 PM (9yWhg)

159 The way I heard it, the guy that spent a night in Hogan killed him.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2024 10:47 PM (WXNFJ)

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KLINK, WHO ISS ZISS MAN???

Posted by: Maj. Hochstetter at April 21, 2024 10:50 PM (bo7UB)

160 I love being a member of the Horde.
Posted by: B



Horde should never be capitalized

Posted by: N at April 21, 2024 10:52 PM (RjBju)

161 That mother who left children alone while she went on a cruise... is that some new kind of female entitlement now? *shakes my head*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient


Years ago there was a couple who did that. They went on a vacation to Mexico or somewhere. The cops met them at the airport when they got home. So, the cops walked up to them and the first thing these losers said was, "Can we get our luggage?" Not, "are the kids okay?"

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 21, 2024 10:52 PM (0Htd1)

162 Primus noctis!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 21, 2024 10:53 PM (vtyCZ)

163 157 🙂

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 21, 2024 10:54 PM (9yWhg)

164 That mother who left children alone while she went on a cruise... is that some new kind of female entitlement now? *shakes my head*



Nothing new with women, basically the same as with wild animals when there's a new herd head

Posted by: N at April 21, 2024 10:54 PM (RjBju)

165 Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2024 10:32 PM (u82oZ)

Five years in prison is a big deal. Punching someone in the mouth might get you a few months...and that is reasonable.

But a felony conviction f*cks your life.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2024 10:55 PM (gSZYf)

166 A stomach bug has struck an employee so I am now on the hook for 6a and 815a classes. Our cardio format, and I haven’t even looked at the choreography for tomorrow soooo I may have to get creative and make it up. Off to bed, wish me luck, or the people signed up for class luck, or all of us luck! Good night, and thank you for everything MisHum.

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2024 10:56 PM (ZdaMQ)

167 'it’s stupidity in the sense of […] he doesn’t understand the Catholic faith.'

No, bishop. Biden is stupid in every way that doesn't involve him being bribed or gaining power in an immoral way.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 21, 2024 10:56 PM (roH4R)

168 We lost another kitty, Rose.
Rose was one of three outside cats but we brought her in at the start of the cold season. Mr Grey brought her here as a friend as it was apparent she had already been fixed. An old cat, probably over 12, maybe even 16, quite tame and affectionate, I think she'd been somebody's house cat. We saw her last on Thursday and found her yesterday PM, quite stiff, wedged behind the washer. She had a thing about water so I suspect kidney failure.
Pictures of the Lady https://is.gd/WQ5JcT
She will be missed.

Posted by: Ciampino - sad, very sad at April 21, 2024 10:57 PM (qfLjt)

169 Jewish students at Yale should sue the crap out of the school.

If one group of students cannot attend class, then NONE of them should be allowed on campus.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2024 10:57 PM (+xP4Z)

170 Shoot one or two and the rest will leave. If any attempt to come back, shoot them. Do that once or twice - it won't happen again.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2024 10:45 PM (KweMD)

——————

Look, I don’t like soccer either, but it seems a bit harsh to shoot the players.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2024 10:58 PM (u73oe)

171 I have a good idea for Johnson & the House GOP. I've been waiting to post this for quite a while on an appropriate thread & not a "specialty" thread (food; ammo; first world problems; gardening & puttering). Here it is:

10 House DEMs from the defunct J6 committee have proposed the D.I.S.G.R.A.C.E.D. Act, i.e, "Denying Infinite Security & Government Resources Allocated toward Convicted and Extremely Dishonest Former Protectees" Act.

This proposed law would strip President Trump of Secret Service protection if he's convicted of a felony. In other words, consign his safety to the same folks who protected Epstein & Jeffrey Dahmer.

I suggest that the Speaker ask his GOP colleagues to pass this bill out of committee, and then bring it to a vote before the full House. Call it the "Assassinate President Trump Act."

In addition, I suggest Johnson & the GOP also bring to a vote a resolution calling for Secret Service protection for RFK, Jr. Call this one the "Two Assassinations in One Family Is Enough" Act.

Obviously, the DEMs would like to see these two opponents eliminated by any means necessary.

Bring that to the attention of the American people.

Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2024 10:58 PM (NLIak)

172 Another bit from Loudermilk. He walks up to two guys with long beards wearing plaid flannel shirts and asks them if more people died at Gettysburg of Appomattox Courthouse. They ask how they should know and he replies that they're obviously Civil War reenactors. This they angrily deny. Well, then you must be lumberjacks. This they also angrily deny. Well, then time travelors he says. We're a band they shout at him! Your band must be the Time Traveling Lumberjacks of the Confederacy he tells them and walks off.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals (I Got Better) at April 21, 2024 10:58 PM (FVME7)

173
Years ago there was a couple who did that. They went on a vacation to Mexico or somewhere. The cops met them at the airport when they got home. So, the cops walked up to them and the first thing these losers said was, "Can we get our luggage?" Not, "are the kids okay?"
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 21, 2024 10:52 PM (0Htd1)

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Here's a horrific one from just last month, if you have the stomach for it.

https://tinyurl.com/3pnz7ccj

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2024 10:58 PM (bo7UB)

174 The autograph line forms to the left, please.
Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2024 10:06 PM (ZdaMQ)


do you sign bodyparts? and, Um . . . does sharpie wash away in formalin?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2024 10:58 PM (D7oie)

175 166 Good luck, Piper, and sleep well.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 21, 2024 10:58 PM (9yWhg)

176 Look, I don’t like soccer either, but it seems a bit harsh to shoot the players.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2024 10:58 PM (u73oe)

Saves salaries that way.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 21, 2024 10:59 PM (0eaVi)

177 165 CBD

And, ohhh, punching someone in the mouth is so satisfying 😉
Memories forever...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 21, 2024 10:59 PM (XvPG9)

178 142 Native American chiefs reveal THOUSANDS of drug cartel gangsters have infiltrated reservations and are using them as bases to traffic fentanyl

https://mol.im/a/13333313

The ones complaining probably didn't get 10%.
Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #34 at April 21, 2024 10:44 PM (qfLjt)
‘Native Americans use to know these things.’
- Stand Watie

Posted by: Eromero at April 21, 2024 11:00 PM (NxC5+)

179 72 So hoochie momma wars 6000/mo, spends 3600/mo fir her home

Wtf?
Posted by: N


Don't worry about her throwing away her money. When she retires she expects to get food stamps.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 21, 2024 11:01 PM (0Htd1)

180 86 Congratulations, I think we've just found the first pair of boobs that no Moron wants to see.

Posted by: screaming in digital

Threadwinner!

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 21, 2024 11:01 PM (JrYM1)

181 86 "Art" meets mental illness. Exhibition displays trans curator’s amputated breasts in jar
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Congratulations, I think we've just found the first pair of boobs that no Moron wants to see.
Posted by: screaming in digital


Why not? They're probably in formaldehyde to keep them from rotting.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 21, 2024 11:03 PM (0Htd1)

182 180 86 Congratulations, I think we've just found the first pair of boobs that no Moron wants to see.

Posted by: screaming in digital

Threadwinner!
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 21, 2024 11:01 PM (JrYM1)

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Second.

Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi's Dragging Funbags at April 21, 2024 11:03 PM (bo7UB)

183 Pictures of the Lady https://is.gd/WQ5JcT
She will be missed.
Posted by: Ciampino - sad, very sad at April 21, 2024 10:57 PM (qfLjt)

Ask Jim Sunk New Dawn to post his prayer for a Kitteh from his old site. You will be bawling your eyes out.

Just like I did when my Big Guy passed over 4 years ago.

I still miss him.

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 21, 2024 11:03 PM (89Sog)

184 168 Ciampino
So very sad....hurts my heart!



Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 21, 2024 11:04 PM (XvPG9)

185 Susan Sarandon is there supporting Hamas. Never again? Remember that?
Posted by: Piper


She's still alive? Huh.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 21, 2024 11:05 PM (0Htd1)

186 171
Bring that to the attention of the American people.

Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2024 10:58 PM (NLIak)
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How about removing SS protection for Hunter Biden, drug user, and whatever else we can pin on him?

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #35 at April 21, 2024 11:05 PM (qfLjt)

187 This Is How Joe Biden Was Greeted In His Hometown Of Scranton, Pennsylvania

https://tinyurl.com/3pzsp97d

Posted by: Don Black at April 21, 2024 11:06 PM (oCjPU)

188 86 "Art" meets mental illness. Exhibition displays trans curator’s amputated breasts in jar
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Congratulations, I think we've just found the first pair of boobs that no Moron wants to see.
Posted by: screaming in digital at April 21, 2024 10:24 PM (wQXfi)

^^Comment of the week!

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at April 21, 2024 11:06 PM (n3DL0)

189 "Frankenstein's House of Freaks" sounds less like a crappy movie and more like a description of the 21st century.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 21, 2024 11:07 PM (CHHv1)

190 Urinate in the breast jar and call it Piss Tits.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2024 11:08 PM (63Dwl)

191 Sorry I'm late, I had to get the eel out of the saguaro.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 21, 2024 11:08 PM (YuhyW)

192 How about removing SS protection for Hunter Biden, drug user, and whatever else we can pin on him?
Posted by: Ciampino

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After what happened to Beau in Dallas, Potatohead would come apart if he lost a second son to assassination.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 21, 2024 11:09 PM (bo7UB)

193 This Is How Joe Biden Was Greeted In His Hometown Of Scranton, Pennsylvania

https://tinyurl.com/3pzsp97d
Posted by: Don Black

They must be from the Corn Pop family.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals (I Got Better) at April 21, 2024 11:10 PM (FVME7)

194 Cats & Rockets

The proposed D.I.S.G.R.A.C.E.D. Act is the most nauseating thing I've ever seen happen in American politics.

The DEMs want to mainstream political assassination-- make it OK (as long as it's just Trump). They're intentionally exposing RFK, Jr. to that same risk also.

Allowing both men to be murdered is acceptable-- for the greater good.

Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2024 11:12 PM (NLIak)

195 Sorry I'm late, I had to get the eel out of the saguaro.
Posted by: tankdemon

*Stands up and raises hand to venture a query*

*Thinks better of it. Sits down.*

Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2024 11:13 PM (WXNFJ)

196 Jacks.

Sweet little baby caltrops.

Posted by: The Horror, The Horror at April 21, 2024 11:15 PM (9dIQA)

197 Our fraternal twin sons turned 38 today.

One is a pistol-packing, cowboy-hat wearing, big pick-up driving man who loves his mother and has been a big help to his parents, and went to see Jordan Peterson tonight with his sister
🤠

he other has feminized his name, wears women's clothes, and has not let us have any contact with him or our two grandchildren for years. 🙏

I can't say I'm responsible for either one. Life... is strange.
_____

Good night. May tomorrow be kind to you.

💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - currently at April 21, 2024 11:15 PM (L6R40)

198 ——————

Look, I don’t like soccer either, but it seems a bit harsh to shoot the players.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2024 10:58 PM (u73oe)
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Being on the field with no permit
Not allowing the field to those assigned
Not obeying the cops when told to leave

That's all kinds of trespass+
Shoot 'em

Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2024 11:20 PM (KweMD)

199 webworker

Thoughts and prayers. I'm glad you had 2.

On another topic, Susan Sarandon has been a leftwing political activist/loon since the day Jesus was born, approximately.

She looked very fetching in "Pretty Baby," and that's about it.

Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2024 11:20 PM (NLIak)

200 webworker, all I can say is, God isn't done with our kids who have chosen a difficult path.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 21, 2024 11:22 PM (JrYM1)

201 Allowing both men to be murdered is acceptable-- for the greater good.
Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2024 11:12 PM (NLIak)

A few broken eggs..etc, comrade

Posted by: a dude in MI at April 21, 2024 11:23 PM (+I6Y/)

202 The way I heard it, the guy that spent a night in Hogan killed him.
Posted by: Tonypete


Nice reference.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 21, 2024 11:26 PM (0Htd1)

203 Imo, K is at greater risk than Trump. Tell me there aren't multiple psychopaths out there who want to claim the trifecta.

Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2024 11:26 PM (NLIak)

204 I'm watching Charlton Heston in the War Lord and he just had a hot iron [a dagger actually] applied to his wound from fighting Frisian raiders in the first scenes.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 21, 2024 10:47 PM (vtyCZ)

On TV ?

Posted by: polynikes at April 21, 2024 11:30 PM (MNhXM)

205 Gaza claims its defence agency teams have found nearly 200 bodies buried in 'mass grave' at a Khan Yunis hospital that was raided by Israeli forces earlier this month

https://mol.im/a/13333661

1. and?
2. Gaza has Defence Agncy?
3. How long have the bodies been dead? Possibly Egyptian mummies? (/s)
4. Where are all the ten of thousands of Gaza graves from the current war?

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #36 at April 21, 2024 11:31 PM (qfLjt)

206 I have to admit, Trying to focus on simple things around the Castle Nightwatch. Like, 2 sunflowers busting straight up next to my BBQ's where I did NOT plant them. So I moved 2 of my BBQ's to give them space...they look like they will be well over 8 ft. when they bloom the flower head.

hope I can keep the Damn squirrels of of them while they bloom.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 21, 2024 11:33 PM (TDvv2)

207 Last time I planted sunflowers the place was swarmed by grasshoppers.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2024 11:36 PM (KweMD)

208 Inside the MOHELA meltdown: Student loans provider, responsible for servicing 8 MILLION accounts, under fire as borrowers see repayments double, hidden interest accrue - and are left on hold for three hours

https://mol.im/a/13325125

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #37 at April 21, 2024 11:36 PM (qfLjt)

209 With parents like Mother of the Year, I'm not sure abandonment is the worst outcome.

Posted by: Of Course, Father of the Year Isn't Even There at April 21, 2024 11:36 PM (9dIQA)

210 209

To be sure it sounds like "The Culture" living down to their lowest common denominator once again.

But "PLEASE" correct me if I am wrong.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 21, 2024 11:40 PM (TDvv2)

211 Obviously, the DEMs would like to see these two opponents eliminated by any means necessary.

Bring that to the attention of the American people.

Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2024 10:58 PM (NLIak)

And what really makes it fun? WHEN Trump gets re-elected, you would have a sitting President with no Secret Service Protection?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2024 11:40 PM (xaFKb)

212 This Is How Joe Biden Was Greeted In His Hometown Of Scranton, Pennsylvania

https://tinyurl.com/3pzsp97d
Posted by: Don Black [/i

And remember if you doubt he got 81 million votes you are a science hating white supremacist.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2024 11:42 PM (ibTVg)

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2024 11:43 PM (ibTVg)

214 What is it with little kids who have no capacity for taking care of themselves when Mom takes a much needed vacation?

I know that when I was 8 I would have had the sense to make ham sandwiches and not piss myself.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 21, 2024 11:43 PM (YIxO9)

215 This is my territory!!
Ring doorbell footage captures fox defecating on the rear window/engine cover of a £200,000 Ferrari 488 GTB, for the SECOND TIME

https://mol.im/a/13331577

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #38 at April 21, 2024 11:43 PM (qfLjt)

216 And what really makes it fun? WHEN Trump gets re-elected, you would have a sitting President with no Secret Service Protection?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2024 11:40 PM (xaFKb)

Somebody needs to make the cost of murdering DJT so high, that nobody would dare to do it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2024 11:44 PM (tkR6S)

217 Bring the DISGRACED Act up for a vote, & let the American people see what's on the end of the fork the DEMs are offering.

I wonder if the odds of RFK, Jr., without Secret Service protection, making it to November are even 50/50

Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2024 11:44 PM (NLIak)

218 Somebody needs to make the cost of murdering DJT so high, that nobody would dare to do it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2024 11:44 PM (tkR6S)

I know! Lets pass a Law against Murder! That will work!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2024 11:44 PM (xaFKb)

219 Group of Yale students form a human chain to BLOCK a Jewish student from entering the University.
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Bullies. Someone, some ideology, some nation will always be top dog.
America is having and argument with itself over what ideology will be top dog. The winner will effect who will be top dog of the world.
Whether we will be the shining light on the hill or third world peasants beleaguered by a gangster state.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2024 11:45 PM (KweMD)

220 After Biden's unfortunate visit to Sheetz, they found themselves the target of a government investigation.

I imagine after Biden's reception in Scranton, they're looking at getting a Level V Monkey Rage Virus Research Lab.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 21, 2024 11:46 PM (YIxO9)

221 What is the old adage?

Fool me once...shame on you.

Fool me twice...Shame on me.

Dear Republican's...hope you can figure out a way to UNFUCK YOURSELVES!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 21, 2024 11:46 PM (TDvv2)

222 Jack Palance was the villain in Hawk the Slayer. He was very good, but Charlton Heston would have also worked.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 21, 2024 11:46 PM (lhenN)

223 "Art" meets mental illness. Exhibition displays trans curator’s amputated breasts in jar

Back in the old day, you know like in 2018, if a character in a movie had body parts in their art exhibit you knew they were going to be the serial killer.

Now they are "brave"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2024 11:46 PM (ibTVg)

224 @221 Won't get fooled again.

Posted by: George W Bush at April 21, 2024 11:47 PM (YIxO9)

225 The McKinley Apartments right down the street from me. I had no idea a 2 bedroom went for $3600.

Posted by: polynikes at April 21, 2024 11:47 PM (MNhXM)

226 >>> I know that when I was 8 I would have had the sense to make ham sandwiches and not piss myself.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
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As long as there were frozen dinners and a TV.
That 6yo shouldn't need diapers either.
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Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2024 11:48 PM (KweMD)

227 >Somebody needs to make the cost of murdering DJT so high, that nobody would dare to do it.


The country would pay a price it couldn't afford. All of us would pay and pay and pay.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 21, 2024 11:49 PM (lhenN)

228 Fool me once...shame on you.

Fool me twice...Shame on me.


Ah, screw it. Fool me thrice. I have another $20.

Posted by: Town Sure is Expensive at April 21, 2024 11:49 PM (9dIQA)

229 207 Last time I planted sunflowers the place was swarmed by grasshoppers.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2024 11:36 PM (KweMD)


Plant them this year and you can upgrade to cicadas.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 21, 2024 11:49 PM (YuhyW)

230 All I know is I took the Civ III disc out and smashed it with a hammer.
Panzers losing to Pikemen. Gimma a break.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 21, 2024 10:24 PM (vJiyU)

************

Not the worst for Civ. Spearmen could sink a battleship that was just offshore.

That's a lot of hacking with the spears!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 21, 2024 11:50 PM (xxG/v)

231 The antisemtic college screamers are now complaining about Islamophobia being on the rise.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2024 11:52 PM (63Dwl)

232 Whoever released him the first time should also be arrested.
Honduran illegal immigrant released after sexual assault against a minor, arrested again in Boston

https://ow.ly/f9Ib50RkF4t

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #39 at April 21, 2024 11:53 PM (qfLjt)

233 225/226

The thought of "the small balcony" & a 6-yr-old home alone creeps me out more than anything else.

Posted by: mnw at April 21, 2024 11:53 PM (NLIak)

234 Roku looks into serving you ads on whatever you plug into its TVs

https://tinyurl.com/y48wb2b8

Posted by: Ciampino - they'll get you coming and/or going at April 21, 2024 11:55 PM (qfLjt)

235
This is my territory!!
Ring doorbell footage captures fox defecating on the rear window/engine cover of a £200,000 Ferrari 488 GTB, for the SECOND TIME

https://mol.im/a/13331577
Posted by: Ciampino


I wouldn't buy a car like that if I had to park it outdoors.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2024 11:57 PM (63Dwl)

236 Roku looks into serving you ads on whatever you plug into its TVs

https://tinyurl.com/y48wb2b8
Posted by: Ciampino - they'll get you coming and/or going at April 21, 2024 11:55 PM (qfLjt)



Shoot your television.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2024 11:57 PM (tkR6S)

237 203 Imo, K is at greater risk than Trump. Tell me there aren't multiple psychopaths out there who want to claim the trifecta.
Posted by: mnw
.................................
C'mon, man. That's just mean. We're professionals!

Posted by: CIA at April 21, 2024 11:57 PM (sAmhv)

238 The Provost of Yale is someone I know from junior high school. He's a rather mild-mannered Mormon, so it will be interesting to see how he responds to what is happening.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 21, 2024 11:59 PM (xxG/v)

239 Not the worst for Civ. Spearmen could sink a battleship that was just offshore.

That's a lot of hacking with the spears!
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie


Obviously, they boarded it and pulled the plug in the bottom.

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at April 21, 2024 11:59 PM (DgGvY)

240 Not just Columbia - 1939 Nazi Germany mob mentality infests Yale University as rabid antisemites don't allow an Orthodox Jewish student to pass.

https://tinyurl.com/vkadf5mt

Posted by: Ciampino - Time for refular folk to get tire irons and .... at April 22, 2024 12:00 AM (qfLjt)

241 I would bet that RFK Jr has some Trump level security. He would be stupid not to.

Posted by: Megthered at April 22, 2024 12:00 AM (88Wfd)

242 Spouting Vitriol from COMMIEFORNIA

Ya know...they BUSTED and ACTUAL BIO-LAB here in Reedley Ca. run by CHI-COMS way back in November 2023.

They had all SORTS of viruses and organisms related to some of the most virulent organisms on the planet.

Crickets...Crickets...Crickets

HEY!!! GAVIN YA POS


NO comment even to this day..

The dude's a fair thee well COMMIE PINKO FAGGOT

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 22, 2024 12:01 AM (TDvv2)

243 Posted by: Nightwatch at April 22, 2024 12:01 AM (TDvv2)

That story went into the black hole of the internet as soon as people started wondering about how much US Money from OUR Government, was also funding a Chinese Communist owned Bio Lab in California.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2024 12:04 AM (xaFKb)

244 Kansas City neighborhood turns into a war zone: Bullets rain out and kids are forced to scatter in street - with boy, 6, shot and fighting for his life

https://mol.im/a/13333239

Posted by: Ciampino - Time for regular folk to get tire irons and ... at April 22, 2024 12:04 AM (qfLjt)

245 All I know is I took the Civ III disc out and smashed it with a hammer.
Panzers losing to Pikemen. Gimma a break.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 21, 2024 10:24 PM (vJiyU)

************

Not the worst for Civ. Spearmen could sink a battleship that was just offshore.
That's a lot of hacking with the spears!
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 21, 2024 11:50 PM (xxG/v)

Heh, I really need to get the achievement "Flight Slingulator: Airlift a level 3 Slinger."

Posted by: pookysgirl knows that keeping the slinger alive is hard at April 22, 2024 12:04 AM (dtlDP)

246

If you attended the solar eclipse event at the Children’s Museum of Indianapolis, you may have been exposed to measles.

The Marion County Public Health Department says the April 8th event had one out-of-state visitor in attendance who was infected. No confirmed cases of measles in Marion County have been reported, however, the county health department does recommend you get vaccinated if you haven’t already.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2024 12:06 AM (63Dwl)

247 234 Roku looks into serving you ads on whatever you plug into its TVs

https://tinyurl.com/y48wb2b8
Posted by: Ciampino
.....................................
This doesn't bother me anymore. We're bombarded by ads 24/7. The end result for me is I tune them out. Anyway, I love my Roku stick!! I'm not getting rid of it. Amazon FireStick has been doing this for a while.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 22, 2024 12:06 AM (sAmhv)

248 I don't think it's possible to buy Secret Service level protection, because the Secret Service has databases on dangerous people in the vicinity of a candidate, and private security does not.

Posted by: mnw at April 22, 2024 12:08 AM (NLIak)

249 Everything I watch on the ROKU box has ads. I only watch old-people stuff.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2024 12:08 AM (63Dwl)

250 Dead Lenin
@StayDeadLenin
Tovarish @yuribezmenov22 and I made a thing. Long live the revolution!
Quote
Yuri Bezmenov Subversion 🤡🌎
@yuribezmenov22·Apr 15
Comrades: Welcome to Harvard freshman orientation - a Chinese Cultural Revolution struggle session, with American characteristics. 🤡
Inspired by the opening scene of 3 Body Problem and Downfall parodies.
A Yuri original subverting subversion
Video: 0:00-3:00 twitter.com/i/status/1779983231120552054
2:24 PM · Apr 15, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 22, 2024 12:08 AM (9aVck)

251 Kansas City neighborhood turns into a war zone: Bullets rain out
Posted by: Ciampino - Time for regular folk to get tire irons and ...


Don't bring a tire iron to a gunfight.

Posted by: mikeski at April 22, 2024 12:09 AM (DgGvY)

252 I had it today that barbarians were doing kamikaze runs on my battleship with triremes. Even better, Pookette was watching the first "Archimedes Death Ray" episode of Mythbusters, which involved them trying to light a trireme on fire (and failing badly).

Posted by: pookysgirl did not let her battleship get sunk at April 22, 2024 12:09 AM (dtlDP)

253 TV stays in the closet until something worth the money and effort comes forward. It's been in the closet about 6 years.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2024 12:10 AM (KweMD)

254 Considering the current level of guv corruption, does anyone believe the USSS truly trustworthy?

Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 12:10 AM (njWTi)

255 Not just Columbia - 1939 Nazi Germany mob mentality infests Yale University as rabid antisemites don't allow an Orthodox Jewish student to pass.

https://tinyurl.com/vkadf5mt


They say
2024 and our ideology has been dead for some time
So tonight we're gonna party like it's 1939!
- "Loving and tolerant" college students

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 22, 2024 12:11 AM (dZVON)

256
Secret Service has databases on dangerous people in the vicinity of a candidate, and private security does not.
Posted by: mnw


I wonder. In this age of high tech you might be able to buy quite a bit of information.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2024 12:11 AM (63Dwl)

257 I turn my TV on for Chiefs games. Otherwise, nothing.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at April 22, 2024 12:11 AM (NLIak)

258 I came to the conclusion that Mythbusters was an entertainment show more than a fact presentation show.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2024 12:12 AM (KweMD)

259 Stacey Abrams says anyone who attacks Diversity Equity & Inclusion is also attacking democracy and the economy.

https://tinyurl.com/y9yt4rsw

Posted by: Ciampino - Stacey, Time to DIE at April 22, 2024 12:12 AM (qfLjt)

260 It's been thirty years since I played Civ 1 and what stands out to me was the martial music that played in the background. It wasn't sufficiently granular to play the normal musical frequencies (IIRC) and was rather weird but entertaining to listen to.

Does anyone else remember this?

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 22, 2024 12:12 AM (xxG/v)

261 This doesn't bother me anymore. We're bombarded by ads 24/7.

What ai've mostly learned from TV ads is:

1. Gays and blacks apparently are considered the prime demos for meds designed to prevent the spread of HIV.

2. Black women are nonetheless the most desirable demo out there; white men cannot get enough of them.

Posted by: Burgers? at April 22, 2024 12:13 AM (9dIQA)

262 Are pickled tits as delicious as pickled eggs? Pigs feet?

I've got some frozen semen to go with your caramel expresso latte supreme.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 22, 2024 12:13 AM (pDQ/8)

263
Stacey Abrams says anyone who attacks Diversity Equity & Inclusion is also attacking democracy and the economy.

And Mom and apple pie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2024 12:14 AM (63Dwl)

264 Ok, I found a youtube video with the Civ 1 music and it was a bit better than I thought. Its frequencies are sufficiently granular but there is quite a bit of weirdness to it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha2ZPvUhGLI

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 22, 2024 12:14 AM (xxG/v)

265 I came to the conclusion that Mythbusters was an entertainment show more than a fact presentation show.
Posted by: Braenyard


* stands back up *

Anyone get the license plate on that feather?

Posted by: mikeski at April 22, 2024 12:16 AM (DgGvY)

266 When hubby first got terribly ill, I bought a RokuTV so he could watch from the downstairs bedroom. (no coax wiring at that end of house)

We already had wireless router, so it was a snap. No regerts LOL. And the usb stick (for 'pause' and 'rewind' on shows) doesn't get plugged into any other device anyhow, it just stays on that tv.

Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 12:16 AM (njWTi)

267 They can all go to hell, I'm going to Texas.
Actually I'm going to bed. Y'all have a good evening.
'night.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2024 12:16 AM (KweMD)

268 Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 22, 2024 12:12 AM (xxG/v)

My first Civ was Call to Power and it was on Pooky's computer, not mine, so I played it maybe three times. I did get the Civ V music into a playlist last month, so there is that.

Maybe search Youtube for the Civ I OST?

Posted by: pookysgirl likes OSTs a lot at April 22, 2024 12:17 AM (dtlDP)

269 As for all of the indoctrinated youth currently occupying the campuses of our various major universities...supporting the PLO and Hamas, and Hezbollah and WASTING YOUR TRUST FUND FROM YOUR PARENTS you simple minded miscreants

Your time is gonna come... Sung to LED ZEPPLIN...LOUD!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 22, 2024 12:18 AM (TDvv2)

270 Just watched the Wrecking Crew on Prime. Pretty interesting. Talented bunch.

Posted by: scampydog at April 22, 2024 12:18 AM (41CYW)

271 Whenever Biden (or any POTUS) visits a campaign venue, the Secret Service checks the whereabouts of all the known loons. The Secret Service updates these records constantly-- people who've threatened public officials in the past.

No private security company can touch that level of prevention.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at April 22, 2024 12:18 AM (NLIak)

272 Ok, I found a youtube video with the Civ 1 music and it was a bit better than I thought. Its frequencies are sufficiently granular but there is quite a bit of weirdness to it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha2ZPvUhGLI

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 22, 2024 12:14 AM (xxG/v)

Oh my word they still use some of the same themes!!!

Mind. Blown.

Posted by: pookysgirl likes OSTs a lot at April 22, 2024 12:21 AM (dtlDP)

273 Never try to explain to your wife the difference between ignorance and stupidity.

Posted by: iowaan at April 22, 2024 12:21 AM (/STOz)

274 2. Black women are nonetheless the most desirable demo out there; white men cannot get enough of them.
Posted by: Burgers?


And if the white man is legally blind, he's gettin' cucked.

From the super bowl cell-phone-camera ad that ended with the shot of Blind White Dad, with Black Mom holding Asian Baby in the maternity ward.

Posted by: mikeski at April 22, 2024 12:21 AM (DgGvY)

275 Better curry and samosas coming: Sharp rise in Indians detained at US border with Canada - with number caught attempting to sneak across already 50% higher than last year

https://mol.im/a/13315505

Posted by: Ciampino - Stacey look, more food at April 22, 2024 12:22 AM (qfLjt)

276 What a terrible mother that she hasn't taught her eight- and six-year-olds not to piss themselves. I wouldn't take the little pissers on a cruise, either. They can stay the hell home until they learn to use the toilet like humans.

Posted by: p-squared at April 22, 2024 12:23 AM (i3SWt)

277 Whenever I've seen a photo of a pro-Hamas crowd on campus, I notice a large percentage of them appear to be young caucasian females.

Posted by: mnw at April 22, 2024 12:24 AM (NLIak)

278 Ciampino's Rescue Kitties

Still accepting donations towards the unkindest cut of all

There's another photo update #249 at the link.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time.

https://is.gd/WQ5JcT

ALSO LIVE STREAMING!! - Now most nights as well

Twitch: https://is.gd/qyDILz

Posted by: Ciampino - kittens at April 22, 2024 12:25 AM (qfLjt)

279 Whenever I've seen a photo of a pro-Hamas crowd on campus, I notice a large percentage of them appear to be young caucasian females.
Posted by: mnw at April 22, 2024 12:24 AM (NLIak)

All Jonesing to be fucked by girthy Palestinian dick, no doubt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2024 12:27 AM (tkR6S)

280 Sorry to hear about your Rose kitteh, Ciampino.

But at least she passed in a happy home rather than outside, cold and alone!

Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 12:27 AM (njWTi)

281
Better curry and samosas coming: Sharp rise in Indians detained at US border with Canada - with number caught attempting to sneak across already 50% higher than last year[/i

Rakshasa!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2024 12:28 AM (63Dwl)

282 "From the river to the sea." They can't name either body of water.

Posted by: mnw at April 22, 2024 12:31 AM (NLIak)

283 "Lakesha"

No guesses here

Posted by: la'Quan at April 22, 2024 12:33 AM (oGyF9)

284 Cougars in the classroom: The alarming rate of teachers charged with raping young boys in America

https://mol.im/a/13326161

Nah, firstly, there are >50K schools at least so not a huge number of cougars, but this is the tip of the iceberg;
secondly, it has probably always happened, just most boys are smart enough to recognize a good thing and keep quiet about it.

Hay, Macron married his 1st Grade teacher or something - when did they start diddling?

Posted by: Ciampino - no need for Playboy centerfolds eh! at April 22, 2024 12:34 AM (qfLjt)

285 Whenever I've seen a photo of a pro-Hamas crowd on campus, I notice a large percentage of them appear to be young caucasian females.
Posted by: mnw at April 22, 2024 12:24 AM (NLIak)


Sorority chicks gone wild!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2024 12:34 AM (W/lyH)

286 280 Sorry to hear about your Rose kitteh, Ciampino.

But at least she passed in a happy home rather than outside, cold and alone!

Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 12:27 AM (njWTi)
----
Thank you JQ

Posted by: Ciampino - furry friends at April 22, 2024 12:37 AM (qfLjt)

287 Whenever I've seen a photo of a pro-Hamas crowd on campus, I notice a large percentage of them appear to be young caucasian females.
Posted by: mnw


[Bring Back Our Girls]

Posted by: big mikeski at April 22, 2024 12:37 AM (DgGvY)

288 Better curry and samosas coming: Sharp rise in Indians detained at US border with Canada - with number caught attempting to sneak across already 50% higher than last year[/i

Rakshasa!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

No not equate immigrants with better food.

As a cook book writer friend pointed out, half of all cooks in Chinese restaurants were truck drivers in China.

Posted by: Ni Hao ma at April 22, 2024 12:37 AM (oGyF9)

289 Well, snooze time. This cold has me down. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2024 12:40 AM (tkR6S)

290 Chicago cop, 30, is shot dead during brutal carjacking on his way home from work as crime continues to grip Windy City

https://mol.im/a/13333871

Was this on MSM?

Posted by: Ciampino - MSM ? at April 22, 2024 12:43 AM (qfLjt)

291 It could well be that the protest organizers put the young white women up front for the cameras, I guess, to show that it's not just Middle Easterners who support terror. See? See? Regular Americans stand with our Hamas heroes too!

The ones who were "arrested" at Columbia the FIRST time were released an hour later-- without having been charged. See, that right there is your problem. A night in jail; see the judge in the morning; get released on a recognizance bond with a court date; & NO recog bond if you do it again. Takes some of the fun out of it.

Posted by: mnw at April 22, 2024 12:44 AM (NLIak)

292 What's a sarlacc pit ?
Posted by: JT at April 21, 2024 10:12 PM (T4tVD)

In Star Wars continuity, it's apparently just a minor annoyance, given that Boba Fett was tossed to his doom in one in the third of the original movies and just debuted in his own limited mini-series not that long ago, looking none-the-worse for wear.

Yet the greatest Jedi in the whole saga can apparently die from getting too tired.

Posted by: John Drake at April 22, 2024 12:46 AM (9Uomk)

293 Well.

Miss Dixie Doodle has shown again that she is a Real Life Lassie.

I know her Emergency Bark.

Old Mama had an Emergency bladder and gravitational issue.

Ok now, clean up manana

Posted by: Bu tai hao at April 22, 2024 12:47 AM (oGyF9)

294 I believe the root cause of most of the woke bullshit going around is the Psychopathy of a great number of young females today. They can't figure out who they are in a traditionless society, and they've all gone nuts.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2024 12:47 AM (vWOqq)

295 Was this on MSM?
Posted by: Ciampino

no

Posted by: MSMBC at April 22, 2024 12:48 AM (oGyF9)

296 I have kids (not girls) in college. I can imagine how much parents enjoy seeing their kids on TV-- demonstrating for Hamas!

"And we pay HOW much for this bullshit?"

Posted by: mnw at April 22, 2024 12:50 AM (NLIak)

297 I have kids (not girls) in college. I can imagine how much parents enjoy seeing their kids on TV-- demonstrating for Hamas!

"And we pay HOW much for this bullshit?"

Posted by: mnw

Hamas Spring Break Chicks go WILD

Posted by: Miklos at Cancun at Ramadan at April 22, 2024 12:54 AM (oGyF9)

298 297

Hamas Spring Break Chicks go WILD

Posted by: Miklos at Cancun at Ramadan at April 22, 2024 12:54 AM (oGyF9)
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Any bewbs not in a jar?

Posted by: Ciampino - disgusting - don't shake hands at April 22, 2024 12:56 AM (qfLjt)

299 Nurse, 26, smacks 93-year-old dementia patient with her 3lb soiled diaper repeatedly before trying to choke her out - as furious victim's family reveal how they caught sick attack

https://mol.im/a/13333147

Posted by: Ciampino - Depends bashing - new nursing home sport at April 22, 2024 12:59 AM (qfLjt)

300 Hay, Macron married his 1st Grade teacher or something - when did they start diddling?
Posted by: Ciampino - no need for Playboy centerfolds eh!

Macron and the then-married Brigitte Trogneux met when he was 15 and she was 39. Apparently, they wasted little time gettin' busy, and when his Mère et Père found out, they sent him off to Paris to finish his secondary education. Mais non - they resumed their relationship, and were officially wed in 2007, when he was 30 and she was 54. Right now, Mme. Macron is engaged in a defamation suit against a couple of bloggers who claimed that she was a man who transitioned to a woman. Her three children by her first husband might be enough to sway the court's opinion.

Posted by: John Drake at April 22, 2024 01:00 AM (9Uomk)

301 Any bewbs not in a jar?
Posted by: Ciampino - disgusting

many honor killings are for come.

Posted by: Muhammad Muhammadal-Muhammaed, insulted at April 22, 2024 01:00 AM (oGyF9)

302 "I can imagine how much parents enjoy seeing their kids on TV-- demonstrating for Hamas!"
------

I hate you, daddy!

Posted by: Hamas Spring Break Chicks at April 22, 2024 01:01 AM (njWTi)

303 Texas GOP Rep. Tony Gonzales RAGES over 'scumbags' in party who 'paid minors to have sex' and wearing 'white hoods' as Republicans wrestle over Ukraine aid vote

https://mol.im/a/13333521

Posted by: Ciampino - Just theater at April 22, 2024 01:02 AM (qfLjt)

304 Starting tomorrow, all classes at Columbia will be available virtually, so Jewish students don't have to set foot on campus.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

They going to pay virtual tuition too?

Posted by: SFGoth at April 22, 2024 01:03 AM (KAi1n)

305 Right now, Mme. Macron is engaged in a defamation suit against a couple of bloggers who claimed that she was a man who transitioned to a woman. Her three children by her first husband might be enough to sway the court's opinion.
Posted by: John Drake

His balls finally dropped.

Posted by: Madame Macron at April 22, 2024 01:03 AM (oGyF9)

306 Old Mama had an Emergency bladder and gravitational issue.
-------

Hope Old Mama is okay, Miklos!

(and I sympathize with your, *ahem* duties)

Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 01:04 AM (njWTi)

307 I hate you, daddy!
Posted by: Hamas Spring Break Chicks \


Send money to the Amex card !

Hassan is SO HOT

Posted by: Hamas Spring Break Chicks at April 22, 2024 01:05 AM (oGyF9)

308 You never kick a dog, especially one that you claim to love. Jerk.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

But it's ok to walk out on your wife and kids, especially in Baltimore, Jack.

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at April 22, 2024 01:05 AM (KAi1n)

309 Hope Old Mama is okay, Miklos!

(and I sympathize with your, *ahem* duties)
Posted by: JQ

Merci

lawd have Mercy

Posted by: not Miklos, not at all, why would you make such a Slanderous allegation? at April 22, 2024 01:07 AM (oGyF9)

310 Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) has a pending ethics complaint against him right now for having paid for sex with a 17-yr-old.

He's good as gold for it too, from what I've read.

Posted by: mnw at April 22, 2024 01:08 AM (NLIak)

311 Possibly a bit dated now? Columbia University rabbi issues shocking warning to Jewish students amid fears of 'extreme anti-Semitism' on campus including pro-Hamas sentiment

https://mol.im/a/13333631

Posted by: Ciampino - Just theater? at April 22, 2024 01:11 AM (qfLjt)

312 Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) has a pending ethics complaint against him right now for having paid for sex with a 17-yr-old.



I paid for sex with a 17 year old Matt Gaetz.

Posted by: Bawny Fwank (D-Masshole) at April 22, 2024 01:11 AM (oGyF9)

313 Meanwhile at the front, sort of ..... Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh's sister is charged by Israel with 'praising, encouraging and supporting' terror group's barbaric October 7 attacks - as video shows dramatic moment armed police make arrest

https://mol.im/a/13333333

Posted by: Ciampino - Just theater?? at April 22, 2024 01:12 AM (qfLjt)

314 Nytol

Posted by: mnw at April 22, 2024 01:13 AM (NLIak)

315 312 Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) has a pending ethics complaint against him right now for having paid for sex with a 17-yr-old.



I paid for sex with a 17 year old Matt Gaetz.

Posted by: Bawny Fwank (D-Masshole) at April 22, 2024 01:11 AM (oGyF9)
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Male of female?

Posted by: Ciampino - Did he even know? at April 22, 2024 01:13 AM (qfLjt)

316 The Allman Brothers - Where It All Begins

https://youtu.be/gXPIRDlj-zc?si=gnZvNzKNl96zUPLM

From there next to last studio album. It was the last one with Dickey Betts. The last album, Hittin' the Note, had Derek Trucks and Warren Haynes. It's a great swan song of an album, FYI. All original members, except Jaimoe (John Lee Johnson), are dead. I understand as the years go by, these rockers that I grew up listening to are going to die. Some hit harder than most. SRV was a gut punch. Dickey Betts is more of a sadness that an era is almost over. I know, there are some torch bearers out there (Tedeschi/Trucks Band). Apparently some of the kids of Allman and Betts formed a band called Allman/Betts Band. I'm assuming Greg and Dicky's kids. I listened to them the other night. I liked them.

Life moves along.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 22, 2024 01:14 AM (sAmhv)

317 Meanwhile at the front, sort of ..... Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh's sister is charged by Israel with 'praising, encouraging and supporting' terror group's barbaric October 7 attacks - as video shows dramatic moment armed police make arrest

cancun

we done tole ya

Posted by: the Popular Palestinian Peoples Front PARTY People at April 22, 2024 01:15 AM (oGyF9)

318 Ad for virtual currency.

They pretend to teach us.

We pretend to pay.

Posted by: Ciampino - eCheck is virtual payment at April 22, 2024 01:20 AM (qfLjt)

319 They pretend to teach us.

We pretend to pay.
Posted by: Ciampino

Sounds vaguely familiar.

Posted by: Karl Marx University of Economics at April 22, 2024 01:22 AM (oGyF9)

320 Five rockets are fired from Iraq towards US military base in Syria

https://mol.im/a/13333995

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #40 at April 22, 2024 01:24 AM (qfLjt)

321 hamas Mardi Gras-

Hey baby, show me your...Face!


Posted by: some chicks actually should wear burqas at April 22, 2024 01:30 AM (oGyF9)

322 Five rockets are fired from Iraq towards US military base in Syria

https://mol.im/a/13333995
Posted by: Ciampino

Fine.

I seen worse last Saturday nite

Posted by: Waffle House Parking Attendant at April 22, 2024 01:32 AM (oGyF9)

323 Trans athlete wins shot-put by more than THREE FEET as middle school girls stage 'step out' protest and refuse to compete against "her" - days after "she" won court battle to overturn West Virginia transgender laws

https://mol.im/a/13334471

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #41 at April 22, 2024 01:39 AM (qfLjt)

324 Trans athlete wins shot-put by more than THREE FEET as middle school girls stage 'step out' protest and refuse to compete against "her" - days after "she" won court battle to overturn West Virginia transgender laws

https://mol.im/a/13334471

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour

The "War on Women" has changed.

Posted by: Confused and inconsistent Talking Points at April 22, 2024 01:41 AM (oGyF9)

325 Former Obama aide charged with child sex offences in British court

https://mol.im/a/13334013

No details of the actual 'crime'.

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #42 at April 22, 2024 01:49 AM (qfLjt)

326 Now that men are (pretending to be) women, will 'women' still only be paid 78cents on the dollar?

Jeez, hasn't anyone published an Official Scorecard YET?

Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 01:49 AM (njWTi)

327 Talking of Macron ... Afghan immigrants in Paris are causing destruction without facing consequences from the government...

https://tinyurl.com/4juwpkfu

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #43 at April 22, 2024 01:52 AM (qfLjt)

328 No details of the actual 'crime'.
Posted by: Ciampino
---------

I LOL'd at that one! Oh, and the court did not require him to enter a Plea. He worked for bammy AND shillary, is locked up until June court date. Hahaha.

How far do the commie protective tentacles reach?

*Mmmm. Popcorn!*

Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 01:53 AM (njWTi)

329 Mayo Clinic is hiring but who?

https://tinyurl.com/393xujbf

I think I'll pass on them and go to the Miracle Whip Clinic.

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #44 at April 22, 2024 01:55 AM (qfLjt)

330 sockoff

Posted by: SFGoth at April 22, 2024 01:56 AM (KAi1n)

331 JQ go see the kittens NOW
https://is.gd/qyDILz

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #45 at April 22, 2024 02:00 AM (qfLjt)

332 It's easier to sell foreign meat in the US than local meat. Did you know that to ship meat across state lines it has to be inspected by both a State inspection facility and the Federal USDA facility?

https://tinyurl.com/5c2k898n

How does it work for girlfriends? 10% to the Big Guy too?

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #46 at April 22, 2024 02:04 AM (qfLjt)

333 331 JQ go see the kittens NOW
https://is.gd/qyDILz
Posted by: Ciampino
..................................
😊 That right there is why the Internet was invented! Kittuhs!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 22, 2024 02:06 AM (sAmhv)

334
We built a big airport in Niger as a centerpiece of out drone operations in Africa.

So much for that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 21, 2024 10:09 PM (YAtuc)

Probably be taken over by China.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- B We built a big airport in Niger as a centerpiece of out drone operations in Africa. at April 22, 2024 02:09 AM (+EOmr)

335 Oh, Mama kitty has her paws full! Hahaha, Milk Bar is *closed* and Mama's tail is up for grabs & chomps.

What a funny bunch o' fuzzballs!

Wonderful group, Ciampino

Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 02:15 AM (njWTi)

336 327 Talking of Macron ... Afghan immigrants in Paris are causing destruction without facing consequences from the government...

https://tinyurl.com/4juwpkfu
Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #43 at April 22, 2024 01:52 AM (qfLjt

Sad, infuriating, disastrous -- is there something in the water in Davos that makes the world leaders go limp and passive, or crazy?

Posted by: JM in Ill -- B We built a big airport in Niger as a centerpiece of out drone operations in Africa. at April 22, 2024 02:15 AM (23TAa)

337 Looks like Milk Bar is open, after all...

Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 02:16 AM (njWTi)

338 334
We built a big airport in Niger as a centerpiece of out drone operations in Africa.
----
It will be derelict in 6-12 months ...... Africa.

In Somalia and Ethiopia the Italians built paved roads in the 1930s. After 1950s those roads were mostly just dirt - the locals discovered that the pieces of paving could be used as a fire for cooking ... smelly cooking.

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #47 at April 22, 2024 02:16 AM (qfLjt)

339 I want *all the kittehs*

I want to hug them and squeeze them and call them George...

Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 02:18 AM (njWTi)

340 On second thought--- pretty sure I couldn't handle a 6-pack of little kittehs!

Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 02:23 AM (njWTi)

341 Beer names, Ciampino?

For the little 6-pack?

Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 02:24 AM (njWTi)

342 Cats. For a good laugh

https://tinyurl.com/2thnytkw

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #48 at April 22, 2024 02:28 AM (qfLjt)

343 342: 😂

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 22, 2024 02:30 AM (sAmhv)

344 the locals discovered that the pieces of paving could be used as a fire for cooking ... smelly cooking.
Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #47 at April 22, 2024 02:16 AM (qfLjt)

And people here complain about lighter fluid on charcoal..

Posted by: a dude in MI at April 22, 2024 02:33 AM (+I6Y/)

345 QUICK REFERENCE GUIDE TO SPACE ACTIVITY FOR APRIL 22nd.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 6-53 - LC-39A - Kennedy Space Center - Space Affairs Live

SpaceX targets Monday, April 22, for a Falcon 9 launch of 23 Starlink satellites to low-Earth orbit from Launch Complex 39A (LC-39A) at the Kennedy Space Center in Florida.
Liftoff is targeted for 6:40p.m. EDT, 22:40 UTC (00:40 CEST April 23) .

Following stage separation, the first stage will land on an autonomous droneship which will be stationed in the Atlantic Ocean.

https://www.youtube.com/live/-gGzs9MSqq0

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #49 at April 22, 2024 02:40 AM (qfLjt)

346 Got to figure out what to grill for Erf Day...wait, I know!

Beef, for sure. Asparagus? Yeah. Brush with EVOO and sprinkle with kosher salt and cracked black pepper..

Too early for corn on cob, bummer.

Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 03:01 AM (njWTi)

347 341 Beer names, Ciampino?

For the little 6-pack?

Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 02:24 AM (njWTi
----
Problem is we are not beer drinkers so remembering names could be a problem. The two East African beers I can remember are Tusker (elephants) and Whitecap (Kilimanjaro). In South Africa it was mainly Pilsner, Guinness, and imported beers. Here I can come up with Strohb (sp?), Bud, Coors.

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #50 at April 22, 2024 03:05 AM (qfLjt)

348 Look for fancy beer names in the import aisle?

I dunno, maybe it's not such a great idea.

Back to the ol' drawing board...

Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 03:11 AM (njWTi)

349 Funny cake decorating story

https://tinyurl.com/33bdprvd

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #51 at April 22, 2024 03:11 AM (qfLjt)

350 Cimapino--- how about Types of beer?
Ale
Pilsner
Stout
Lager
Porter
Bock
Dunkel
Amber

More detailed info: tinyurl.com/fn767cee

Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 03:24 AM (njWTi)

351 Ciampino. C-i-a-m........... oops, fat fingers

Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 03:26 AM (njWTi)

352 Strohs. Not sure it's still a thing. I recall it being a drinkable cheap beer

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 22, 2024 03:26 AM (sAmhv)

353 I am not even a beer drinker, LOL.

Just seemed like a "6-pack" of kittehs would naturally lead to some kind of beer association.

Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 03:32 AM (njWTi)

354 Mom cat could be Missy-- short for brewmistress?

Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 03:35 AM (njWTi)

355 Had a black n white cat that I named "Moo" because of the kinda Holstein pattern

Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 03:38 AM (njWTi)

356 JQ, passed idea to daughters and they'll decide. Those kittens will outlive me for sure.

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #52 at April 22, 2024 03:51 AM (qfLjt)

357 JQ, passed idea to daughters and they'll decide. Those kittens will outlive me for sure.
Posted by: Ciampino
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Glad to lend an idea!

Yeah, sweet kittehs will probly outlive me, too...

Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 03:53 AM (njWTi)

358 Morning, insomaniacals! I'm glad to see my Internet is back. It went out about 2:30 on Sunday afternoon, and when I called Support, they said there was an outage in my area. It was still out when I went to bed about 8:30. Apparently, service has been restored!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 22, 2024 03:54 AM (omVj0)

359 Mornin' Wolfus!

Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 03:55 AM (njWTi)

360 'Tis 58 F., low humidity (for here), and with a brisk north wind. Except for the wind speed, excellent workout conditions.

So what's happening here?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 22, 2024 03:55 AM (omVj0)

361 I was out cold and alarm got me up

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2024 03:57 AM (fwDg9)

362 Frost warning tonight, Wolfus. ('tis only 1am Pacific)

Monday, back to the mid-seventies.

Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 03:58 AM (njWTi)

363 Had a black n white cat that I named "Moo" because of the kinda Holstein pattern
Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024


***
Good morning, JQ,

Yes, my late Chekov D. Siberian was like that, mostly white with black patches. I thought likening him to a panda instead of a cow was a bit more flattering.

My two feline thugs are doing well. Loss of Internet is not even on their radar, let alone something to concern themselves with.

It really wasn't so bad being without. Until four years ago, I didn't have Internet at home at all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 22, 2024 03:58 AM (omVj0)

364 So what's happening here?
.....,.........................
Just waitin' the tech thread.

https://youtu.be/MKLVmBOOqVU?si=13GDBr-2UlX915FK

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 22, 2024 04:00 AM (sAmhv)

365 The puppy hanging onto that fence pole is cute.

Posted by: m at April 22, 2024 04:01 AM (o3SCB)

366 Haha. Moo was maybe half n half. Black spots in the white, and white spots in the black.

Thick, incredibly soft, luxurious fur!

Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 04:01 AM (njWTi)

367 Oh, and the Biden Administration announced that the IDF's Netzah Yehuda Battalion will be placed under sanctions for alleged crimes in the West Bank this week, and is looking at sanctioning other IDF units.
This, of course, is a precursor to sanctioning the entire IDF, and preparing for international war crimes trials against the IDF leadership and the civilian Israeli leadership.
Posted by: The ARC of History!'

I'm looking into that at the moment, I'd like to see what that's about and how it's legally possible to sanction a single unit of an official army. Also who is sanctioning who and on what grounds precisely. Aharon Barak is the likely defense, and he is currently in Brussels taking back everything he's ever previously said in an apparent attempt to avoid getting Goldstoned, which is another Thing I'm fascinated by.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 22, 2024 04:01 AM (9yXr+)

368 102 Oh, and the Biden Administration announced that the IDF's Netzah Yehuda Battalion will be placed under sanctions for alleged crimes in the West Bank this week, and is looking at sanctioning other IDF units.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 21, 2024 10:29 PM (YAtuc)

Reports I've seen are less sure than that. They say "may," not "will."

Posted by: m at April 22, 2024 04:03 AM (o3SCB)

369 367 Oh, and the Biden Administration announced that the IDF's Netzah Yehuda Battalion will be placed under sanctions for alleged crimes in the West Bank this week, and is looking at sanctioning other IDF units.
Posted by: The ARC of History!'

I'm looking into that at the moment, I'd like to see what that's about and how it's legally possible to sanction a single unit of an official army. Also who is sanctioning who and on what grounds precisely.
Posted by: LenNeal at April 22, 2024 04:01 AM (9yXr+)

Thanks, LenNeal.

Posted by: m at April 22, 2024 04:04 AM (o3SCB)

370 Beer names, Ciampino?

For the little 6-pack?

Posted by: JQ at April 22, 2024 02:24 AM (njWTi
----
Problem is we are not beer drinkers so remembering names could be a problem. The two East African beers I can remember are Tusker (elephants) and Whitecap (Kilimanjaro). In South Africa it was mainly Pilsner, Guinness, and imported beers. Here I can come up with Strohb (sp?), Bud, Coors.

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #50

Check out the brand names that rent the tents at Oktoberfest (which of course begins in mid-
September and runs through the end of the first Sunday in October - with a length of 16-18 days, depending). Why call something that begins in mid-September and only ends as October is gradually entering the sttaion "Oktoberfes"? DENN DAS SIND DIE REGELN! Seriously, though, google it up and you'll see a healthy amount of Carlsberg, a Danish import that is really gaining ground in Germany (and a personal favorite of mine).

You'll also seea a profusion of Weißbier. Märzenbier is a perennial, and you can expect to see Staatliches Hofbräuhaus ,Augustiner-Bräu, Löwenbräu, and Spaten-Franziskaner-Bräu. All recommended!

Posted by: John Drake at April 22, 2024 04:05 AM (9Uomk)

371 I'm changed and ready to stretch, spring into calisthenics, and hit the road. Who's with me?

[Utter silence]

Yeah, well, I'm not *that* enthusiastic about it. But I gotta do it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 22, 2024 04:10 AM (omVj0)

372 It's part of my bucket list to visit Oktoberfest when it's in full swing - my wife and I have joked that we should wear the family Trachen, the peasant costume that your family is entitled to wear, based on your Land or Stadt or origin (in my case, Heilbromm, or I could choose between the Trachen from the village of Leuthen in Baden-Wurtemberg or even the canton of Turgau in Switzerland from my mother's side of the family). It would be tremendous fun exchanging "Grüß Gott" with everyone and consuming all the local delicacies provided by the lovely Mädchen in their dirndls. The only caution would be in trying to keep the celebration going from bad to wurst.

Posted by: John Drake at April 22, 2024 04:20 AM (9Uomk)

373 Pixy's up!

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