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Israel War

No details, but Israel has launched strikes against targets in Iran and its proxy states.

I think this is a powerful indicator of the change in the mindset of the Israeli people. The entire world wanted them to be passive in the face of an Iranian attack on their homeland.

Israel said: "No."

Simultaneous Israeli strikes on Iran, Iraq and Syria - reports

Iranian outlets are reporting no damage, and in fact at least one is claiming that the attacks came from within the country. Why that is better is a question that should. Be asked of the mad Mullahs.

What happens next? An expansion of the simmering war? As Diogenes pointed out yesterday, it's a long supply line between Iran and Israel, and Iranian forces would be vulnerable the entire way. My guess is an increase in Hezbollah activity and a staunch Iranian denial of any damage.

But the stage is set for significant changes. Hopefully it will be regime change in Iran, with the pressure from within.

The strike is undoubtedly a message to the Mullahs that Israel can hit them wherever they are. It seems to be a limited strike, which suggests that it was political rather than military.

Posted by: CBD at 05:47 AM




Comments

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1 Morning

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 19, 2024 05:54 AM (Cp1vk)

2 FFO phase of the war.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 19, 2024 05:55 AM (XV/Pl)

3 I was at home minding my own business when this happened. Honest!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 05:59 AM (eb5t2)

4
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 19, 2024 05:59 AM (2WOOS)

5 Am Israel Chai!

Posted by: JQ at April 19, 2024 06:01 AM (njWTi)

6 I take some meaning from the fact that an attack on "Iran" means strikes in Syria, Iraq, and Iran.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 06:01 AM (RIvkX)

7 I was at home minding my own business when this happened. Honest!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 05:59 AM (eb5t2)
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I didn't see you at the meeting.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 06:02 AM (RIvkX)

8 May eye-ran and all of eye-slam be destroyed.

Amen.

Posted by: JQ at April 19, 2024 06:02 AM (njWTi)

9 What did they strike? All I can find is areas that were struck, but not specific targets.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2024 06:02 AM (YRsIm)

10 Hiya CBD !

and thanks !

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 06:03 AM (T4tVD)

11 I didn't see you at the meeting.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 06:02 AM (RIvkX)
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I was getting ready to head out and pick up my monthly cabal paycheck.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 06:03 AM (eb5t2)

12 Good morning everyone
Only read Legalinsurrection.com article on it, hopefully 1 good hit was made, not a so- so so something else has to be attacked

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 06:04 AM (A0HU0)

13 JPost and Arutz Sheva both say it was a "message" attack.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 06:06 AM (RIvkX)

14 Do you renounce the mullah?
Yes, I renounce him.
Do you renounce all their works?
Yes, I renounce them.
Do you renounce all their ways?
Yes, I renounce them.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at April 19, 2024 06:08 AM (gxokI)

15 Guess we'll have to wait for the BDA. It'd be significant if some high profile HVTs were targeted at home.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2024 06:09 AM (YRsIm)

16 JPost and Arutz Sheva both say it was a "message" attack.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 06:06 AM (RIvkX)
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No one here really knows what exactly happened - for the time being.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 06:09 AM (eb5t2)

17 Do you renounce the mullah?
-

Which one? There are so many!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 06:12 AM (eb5t2)

18 Happy Battle of Lexington and Concord day.

The Minutemen may have lost these battles but the Brits paid a big price.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 06:13 AM (K3LI9)

19 17
Which one? There are so many!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 06:12 AM (eb5t2)
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Yeah it's the same here but with lawyers.

Posted by: Ciampino - Texas French toast at April 19, 2024 06:15 AM (qfLjt)

20 Do you renounce the mullah?
-
Which one? There are so many!

All of them!

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at April 19, 2024 06:15 AM (gxokI)

21 Today is Earthquake day.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 06:18 AM (RIvkX)

22 Yeah it's the same here but with lawyers.
Posted by: Ciampino - Texas French toast at April 19, 2024 06:15 AM (qfLjt)
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That's the same everywhere.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 06:18 AM (eb5t2)

23 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 19, 2024 06:19 AM (Be/+i)

24 If Iran is correct and Israel launched these latest attacks from within Iran, isn't that even more impressive?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 06:21 AM (MqOEd)

25 >>> What did they strike? All I can find is areas that were struck, but not specific targets.

Good OpSec.

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2024 06:24 AM (86W+h)

26
If Iran is correct and Israel launched these latest attacks from within Iran, isn't that even more impressive?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 06:21 AM


yes

the old "it's coming from inside the house" gambit

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 19, 2024 06:24 AM (2WOOS)

27
the old "it's coming from inside the house" gambit

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 19, 2024 06:24 AM


Perhaps some tampering with the Iran radar defense system, which would be fun to discover as I think they bought it from the Soviets.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 06:31 AM (RKVpM)

28 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at April 19, 2024 06:31 AM (Hg0Ue)

29 Iranian woman lawyer living here critiques the brutalities of the Iranian regime and calls out people who support the regime. Bonus, she's quite attractive too. From "NY Post" three days ago:

https://tinyurl.com/32w2tnnw

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2024 06:32 AM (TR5kx)

30 the old "it's coming from inside the house" gambit
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 19, 2024 06:24 AM (2WOOS)
===
I just rewatched When A Stranger Calls the other night. Carol Kane was teh awesome.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 06:32 AM (RIvkX)

31 Looks like they missed Dearbornistan.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 19, 2024 06:35 AM (PiwSw)

32 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2024 06:37 AM (u82oZ)

33 It seems Iranian weapons and troops now flow quite freely through Iraq and Syria. That would not be happening without the acquiescence of those governments and probably the Russians too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 06:38 AM (RIvkX)

34 I guess at some level every attack is a "message". That message could be anything from "now you cease to exist" to "Dammit, Larry leaned on the big red button again, sorry guys".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 06:40 AM (GkFGh)

35
They may have targeted the home of some senior person in charge of the nuclear program. Ambulance and fire truck were seen headed into the town.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 06:42 AM (RKVpM)

36 I'll be interested to see Iraq's reaction....

"Ermagerd the joos just did strikes in your country! Don't that make you mad?"

"Well who the hell do you think told them exactly where to hit?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 06:44 AM (GkFGh)

37 It seems to be a limited strike, which suggests that it was political rather than military.

Posted by: CBD

Sending a message the other world kibitzers can accept as well as warning the Mad Mullahs that they are completely vulnerable isn't a bad thing.
The actual damage reports are suspect as the MMs are not going to admit they spent a bundle and got a few hits and Israel spent some and did damage.

A *proportional* response sucks in war; but, it looks like Israel threaded a very small needle.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2024 06:45 AM (LK9/j)

38 IIRC, the Junta hosted the PM of Iraq just last week.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 06:46 AM (v0yRR)

39 Has the FBI, our own anti-American goon squad, arrested any Iranian supporters?

I would expect attacks here.

Or are all their energy spent on trying to jail patriotic American citizens and continue this reign of error?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2024 06:46 AM (u82oZ)

40 I hear the word "proportional" a lot, but they never say what the gain factor ought to be...

If i send ten missiles for every one incoming, that's still proportional.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 06:47 AM (GkFGh)

41 Divide by Zero

I would expect the pucker factor in the Iranian Navy to be high. How good is their ASW?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2024 06:48 AM (u82oZ)

42 Looks like they missed Dearbornistan.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

Hard to take all of them out unless you're ready on the Friday's of Ramadan. You'd have to be *very* through and that would decimate the college enrollments. (Yeah, as if that would be a terrible thing).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2024 06:48 AM (LK9/j)

43
Happy Battle of Lexington and Concord day.

___________

"By the rude bridge that arched the flood
Their flags to April’s breeze unfurled,
Here once the embattled farmers stood,
And fired the shot heard round the world.”

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2024 06:48 AM (MoZTd)

44 I guess at some level every attack is a "message".

Meh. If I were gonna 'message' someone who just threw a massive air assault against my country, it'd be in the form of some HVT assassinations in very public settings, in very widespread locales, followed by some major destruction of strategic infrastructure.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2024 06:48 AM (YRsIm)

45 Warai-otoko

The Israelis liberated some F-14 maintenance technicians from bondage.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2024 06:49 AM (u82oZ)

46 Please, Lord,
Don’t allow America to stab Israel in the back.
Amen

Posted by: Eromero at April 19, 2024 06:49 AM (o2ZRX)

47 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering

Now serving customers.

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 06:50 AM (T4tVD)

48 Fridays not Friday's, DOH...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2024 06:50 AM (LK9/j)

49 Eromero

Amen.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2024 06:50 AM (u82oZ)

50 Iran: "Where are you?"

Israel: "I'm in ur base killing ur doodz!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 06:52 AM (BpYfr)

51 mornin yall. It's Friday already? What happened to Thursday?

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 06:52 AM (vFG9F)

52 Hopefully it will be regime change in Iran, with the pressure from within.
________

The CIA can't spare any resources assigned to the current color revolution operation. Besides, their bosses like Iran the way it is.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 19, 2024 06:53 AM (fs1hN)

53 fd

Thursday was yesterday. But I applaud your dedication to day-drinking. Might be prudent, depending on threat levels.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2024 06:54 AM (u82oZ)

54
I would expect the pucker factor in the Iranian Navy to be high. How good is their ASW?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2024 06:48 AM


I'm the dummy of this here smart military blog. No military experience. But I can conjecture like a summabitch.

Much as I would like to see a hit on their ability to export oil I can't see it happening so close to an election. Energy prices would skyrocket, another round of inflation, and a pissed off USA and China, while making Russia stronger.

I think Israel threaded the needle very carefully and took out someone they wanted dead.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 06:54 AM (RKVpM)

55 What happened to Thursday?
Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 06:52 AM (vFG9F)
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It transitioned.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 06:54 AM (Xj+CV)

56 Time to toss the chicken and veggies on the grill.

לכבוד שבת קודש!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 06:56 AM (eb5t2)

57 Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

What's the word on the street?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2024 06:58 AM (u82oZ)

58 ולך

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 06:58 AM (RIvkX)

59 What happened to Thursday?
Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 06:52 AM (vFG9F)
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That was yesterday, and will someday be tomorrow, but every day is today, which we celebrate together, for our shared tomorrow will finally become yesterday!

Posted by: Kamala Harris, Vice President Of The United States at April 19, 2024 06:58 AM (Dw/2v)

60 ולך
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Gesundheidt !

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 07:00 AM (T4tVD)

61 What those in the Western governments refuse to acknowledge is that many people in Israel have rediscovered the meaning behind the phrase "Never again."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 07:01 AM (4M26g)

62 "Posted by: Kamala Harris, Vice President Of The United States"

Oh. I see you have mastered the calendar. No wonder you are VP.

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 07:01 AM (vFG9F)

63 I wonder what cursive Hebrew looks like....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 07:01 AM (GkFGh)

64
Think Edward Teller, Robert Oppenheimer level Iranian person got eliminated. At home, in bed asleep.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 07:02 AM (RKVpM)

65 That was yesterday, and will someday be tomorrow, but every day is today, which we celebrate together, for our shared tomorrow will finally become yesterday!
Posted by: Kamala Harris, Vice President Of The United States at April 19, 2024 06:58 AM (Dw/2v)

Why am i picturing Arnold Horshak in a toga now?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 07:02 AM (GkFGh)

66 Think Edward Teller, Robert Oppenheimer level Iranian person got eliminated. At home, in bed asleep.

With an exploding goat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2024 07:03 AM (4M26g)

67 I wonder what cursive Hebrew looks like....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 07:01 AM (GkFGh)
====
It looks smeared.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 07:04 AM (RIvkX)

68 USS Iowa BB 61
Hand Salute!
Not the Navy’s best day.
May GOD bless those lost and their families.

Posted by: Eromero at April 19, 2024 07:04 AM (JJZfF)

69 I had big plans for Thursday, but now that I have learned that it has passed, f' it.

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 07:04 AM (vFG9F)

70 Have a great day, everyone.

May you all be safe on the road, where the immediate danger exists. And may Iranian emergency meetings do bad things to Iranian leader's health.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2024 07:05 AM (u82oZ)

71 Translated:
-have a wonderful Shabbat
-and you as well

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 07:06 AM (RIvkX)

72 Think Edward Teller, Robert Oppenheimer level Iranian person got eliminated. At home, in bed asleep.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 07:02 AM

Colonel Musta
On the veranda
With a "LAZE-urrr"

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 19, 2024 07:08 AM (J5ai8)

73 Salty!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2024 07:08 AM (a1415)

74 Yet again, the question is why? Why continue to waste billions of dollars producing films and shows or EVs no one wants to see and no one wants to drive? Why take the far-and-away No. 1-selling beer in the nation and kill it along with tainting all the other labels of Anheuser-Busch?
------------------------
JJS is asking why companies do obviously uneconomic things, which is a good damn question. But whole industries do too, like media journalism, which is self-immolating on their marxist alter right before our eyes. All in the name of propagandizing for the Demofascists.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 07:11 AM (4cFfb)

75 USS Iowa BB 61
Hand Salute!
Not the Navy’s best day.
May GOD bless those lost and their families.
Posted by: Eromero at April 19, 2024 07:04 AM (JJZfF)

Amen !

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2024 07:13 AM (T4tVD)

76 All in the name of propagandizing for the Demofascists.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 07:11 AM (4cFfb)

I think it can still be explained economically, if you realize that capitalism is out the window and their primary income stream has nothing to do with selling products or services.

Also, that their personal income streams have nothing to do with the corporate income stream.

Basically, it's Funny Money all the way down.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 07:14 AM (GkFGh)

77 What's the word on the street?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2024 06:58 AM (u82oZ)
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Don't walk!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 07:14 AM (eb5t2)

78 Translated:
-have a wonderful Shabbat
-

Actually, referring to my grilling, I wrote "In honor of the holy Shabbat." But now that you mention it:

שבת שלום ומבורך לכל עם ישראל

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 07:16 AM (eb5t2)

79 I think it can still be explained economically, if you realize that capitalism is out the window and their primary income stream has nothing to do with selling products or services.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 07:14 AM (GkFGh)
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Thats probably right. Its all a big rent-seeking scheme to soak Uncle Sugar. Tesla has made a fortune doing it, for example.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 07:18 AM (irXTX)

80 i remember reading World War III by General Sir John Hackett back in the day where after the war was over, the nations of the world would use a neutron bomb type missile to take out any war mongers and their staffs like the weird beards in Iran to prevent future wars.

Maybe pop a few into Tehran and washington dc while they are at it.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2024 07:18 AM (cDEsv)

81
JJS is asking why companies do obviously uneconomic things, which is a good damn question.

____________

Companies will fire a 63-year-old engineer with 35 years of experience because they're "too expensive" but lavish millions on some virtue-signalling venture that destroys their brand.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2024 07:19 AM (MoZTd)

82 I thought you were being poetic, I've never associated bbq and shabbat

But I'd like to

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 07:20 AM (RIvkX)

83 Mmmmm

Burnt offerings

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 07:20 AM (GkFGh)

84 I thought you were being poetic, I've never associated bbq and shabbat

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 07:20 AM (RIvkX)
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I do it almost whenever possible and weather permitting.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 07:22 AM (eb5t2)

85 41 Divide by Zero

I would expect the pucker factor in the Iranian Navy to be high. How good is their ASW?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2024 06:48 AM (u82oZ)
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The Iranian subs?
One word:
Screen door ....... two words!

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #39 at April 19, 2024 07:22 AM (qfLjt)

86 🇮🇱

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 07:22 AM (oCjPU)

87 Keep in mind that every Iranian Naval vessel is capable of submerging.

Once.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2024 07:23 AM (a1415)

88 Todays headlines from the Telegraph newspaper:
- Giant prehistoric snake found in India
- Biden: Cannibals Ate My Uncle
- Britain May Soon Be At War In Ukraine
- FIFA Considers Expelling Israel From World Football

The news is just plain weird, from beginning to end....

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 07:23 AM (H4Drt)

89 i remember reading World War III by General Sir John Hackett back in the day where after the war was over, the nations of the world would use a neutron bomb type missile to take out any war mongers and their staffs like the weird beards in Iran to prevent future wars.

Maybe pop a few into Tehran and washington dc while they are at it.

More coffee...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2024 07:18 AM (cDEsv)
===
That book was fun but a little silly.

An independent Namibia, Botswana, and Mozambique team up to invade South Africa to topple the apartheid regime?. Completely ridiculous.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 07:23 AM (RIvkX)

90 Mmmmm

Burnt offerings
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 07:20 AM (GkFGh)
-

Only a koinkadinky, I believe: A burnt offering in Hebrew is pronounced "kore-bon". That's pretty close to carbon. Hopefully, not close to my grilling.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 07:24 AM (eb5t2)

91 - FIFA Considers Expelling Israel From World Football

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 07:23 AM (H4Drt)
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FFIFA!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 07:25 AM (eb5t2)

92 Oh no i guess we have to stop fighting for our lives because some faggy kickyball perverts in Europe won't let us play faggy kickyball with them anymore....

Fuck off, feefa.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 07:25 AM (GkFGh)

93 Big conference call in Kalorama today

and The Handlers will have to cancel their weekend plans

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 07:25 AM (oCjPU)

94
They dragged Biden into a Sheetz in the Pittsburgh area and a Wawa in the Philadelphia area trying to replicate the Trump visit to Harlem.

:: record scratch ::

Sad is the only word for it. Like why isn't in a home or assisted living somewhere sorta sad.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 07:25 AM (RKVpM)

95 *An independent Namibia, Botswana, and Mozambique team up to invade South Africa to topple the apartheid regime?. Completely ridiculous.*

Wakanda forever!

Posted by: Speaking of silly at April 19, 2024 07:26 AM (Hg0Ue)

96 Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 07:25 AM (GkFGh)
-

Great minds...

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 07:26 AM (eb5t2)

97 More coffee...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2024 07:18 AM (cDEsv)
===
That book was fun but a little silly.

An independent Namibia, Botswana, and Mozambique team up to invade South Africa to topple the apartheid regime?. Completely ridiculous.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 07:23 AM (RIvkX
Thanks, Cuba and USSR, you bastards.

Posted by: Eromero at April 19, 2024 07:26 AM (o2ZRX)

98 Gotta have a WaWa.

Posted by: Trump knows at April 19, 2024 07:27 AM (Hg0Ue)

99 A burnt offering in Hebrew is pronounced "kore-bon". That's pretty close to carbon. Hopefully, not close to my grilling.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Okay, I grinned.
The grill/bbq/smoker duty was bequeathed to me by our children when the pizza nights substituted for burnt offerings too often.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2024 07:28 AM (LK9/j)

100 Israel should actively withdraw from FIFA, just as an unambiguous Fuck You

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 07:28 AM (GkFGh)

101 The Imams don't think rationally. To them it's all about the 12th Imam. They don't care about their countrymen. I expect more of the same with a bit of desperation added.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * expert procrastinator at April 19, 2024 07:29 AM (yps4S)

102 Thursday's gone
to the wind

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 07:29 AM (vFG9F)

103 Has NPR reported on these attacks yet?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2024 07:29 AM (a1415)

104 We're sending out a FAFO
Message in a missile.

Posted by: IDF at April 19, 2024 07:30 AM (4I/2K)

105 Considering how awful the Sheetz visit was, why on earth would the do the same thing the next day in WaWa?

Doing the same thing and expecting different result is the definition of cray, amirite?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 07:30 AM (RIvkX)

106 The Imams don't think rationally. To them it's all about the 12th Imam. They don't care about their countrymen. I expect more of the same with a bit of desperation added.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

I just wish they'd try to bring on the 11th by lighting off their nuke under themselves. The sooner the better.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2024 07:31 AM (LK9/j)

107 "Has NPR reported on these attacks yet?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice"

Women, children, and transvestites hit hardest. RAAWWK!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at April 19, 2024 07:31 AM (vFG9F)

108 We're sending out a FAFO
Message in a missile.
Posted by: IDF at April 19, 2024 07:30 AM (4I/2K)

"It's been an hour or more
Since we smote this dope..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 07:31 AM (GkFGh)

109 Just one more reason to hate soccer…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 19, 2024 07:31 AM (xT8gx)

110
BREAKING

Israel Strikes Targets In Iran; White House Finalizes Plans To Wake President, Tell Him

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 07:31 AM (oCjPU)

111 They dragged Biden into a Sheetz in the Pittsburgh area and a Wawa in the Philadelphia area trying to replicate the Trump visit to Harlem.

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there were a lot of off-putting things about the video. He wore his sunglasses the entire time, the only person that seemed interested in him being there was a black guy that I assume was a politician running for re-election, and there was NO enthusiasm by anyone.

The worst was him shuffling in and he saw a little girl and stopped so quickly that it made his shoes squeak on the floor. It's bizarre.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 07:32 AM (WCiZg)

112 Retardo visiting a Buc-ee's would be good for a chuckle or two. Seeing the imbecile getting lost in the jerky section, mumbling about Uncle Bosey winding up like that.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 19, 2024 07:33 AM (0EOe9)

113 81
JJS is asking why companies do obviously uneconomic things, which is a good damn question.

____________

Companies will fire a 63-year-old engineer with 35 years of experience because they're "too expensive" but lavish millions on some virtue-signalling venture that destroys their brand.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2024 07:19 AM (MoZTd)

One is an initiative by the CFO, the other is an initiative by the head of marketing.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 19, 2024 07:33 AM (eYoxG)

114 Just testing this decoder ring: אובלטין אינו אסור

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 19, 2024 07:33 AM (zdLoL)

115 >there were a lot of off-putting things about the video. He wore his sunglasses the entire time
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I think the drugs to make him appear life-like dilate his pupils to their maximum, so they make him wear shades

Posted by: Don Black at April 19, 2024 07:34 AM (oCjPU)

116 If Creepy Joe wants to dive in to the whole Sheetz versus WaWa debate, it's a great way to alienate half of Pennsylvania. Have at it, Creepy Joe.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 19, 2024 07:34 AM (Hg0Ue)

117 Heh

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 07:35 AM (RIvkX)

118
...But whole industries do too, like media journalism, which is self-immolating on their marxist alter right before our eyes.

*calls out*

"It's all for you, Damien!"

*jumps off ledge with rope tied around her neck, hangs self in spectacular manner*



Why, yes. I did watch "The Omen" again recently.
Why do you ask?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 19, 2024 07:35 AM (eDfFs)

119 Biden gets wheeled out for "campaign events" not very often, but, when they happen, those events are few in number and close to home, usually in Pennsylvania.

Biden can't campaign like a normal politician.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 07:35 AM (MqOEd)

120 105
I posted this a day or so ago. WATCH: Every single moment of Biden's "visit" to this Philadelphia Wawa was carefully choreographed and scripted — down to the cashier's tip

https://tinyurl.com/yc6u5ujn

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #40 at April 19, 2024 07:35 AM (qfLjt)

121 Mudpants had to visit both. Don't want to piss off either the Pittsburgh or Philly people. Ridiculous, I know.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 19, 2024 07:35 AM (R4t5M)

122 What we see of Biden in public is the best they can do.

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2024 07:36 AM (vFG9F)

123 Todays headlines from the Telegraph newspaper:
- Giant prehistoric snake found in India
- Biden: Cannibals Ate My Uncle
- Britain May Soon Be At War In Ukraine
- FIFA Considers Expelling Israel From World Football

The news is just plain weird, from beginning to end....
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 07:23 AM (H4Drt)

- Boy Trapped In Refrigerator Eats Own Foot!
- Bat Boy Still On The Run!

Posted by: Weekly World News at April 19, 2024 07:36 AM (4I/2K)

124
Considering how awful the Sheetz visit was, why on earth would the do the same thing the next day in WaWa?

Doing the same thing and expecting different result is the definition of cray, amirite?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2024 07:30 AM


Maybe they expected a friendlier crowd closer to Philly. I'm not sure it wasn't the same day. But there was basically no one in the Wawa which is very strange. They're quick in, quick out with usually 20 or 30 people inside paying for gas, picking junk food off the shelves, ordering sandwiches, waiting to check out. A lot of hustle and bustle. This one was like a funeral home with milkshakes.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 07:36 AM (RKVpM)

125 Biden can't campaign like a normal politician.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 07:35 AM (MqOEd)

What *can* be do like a normal person?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 07:36 AM (GkFGh)

126 Breath?

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2024 07:36 AM (V1/1/)

127 Orange chicken and rice. It's what's for breakfast.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2024 07:37 AM (YRsIm)

128 This one was like a funeral home with milkshakes.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 19, 2024 07:36 AM (RKVpM)

It's a Philly area wawa. Secret service goes in advance and shuffles of anyone with a knife or gun, the place becomes a damn ghost town.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2024 07:37 AM (GkFGh)

129 The worst was him shuffling in and he saw a little girl and stopped so quickly that it made his shoes squeak on the floor. It's bizarre.
Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 07:32 AM (WCiZg)
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And the sudden glee on his face when he saw her made it even stranger.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 07:37 AM (MqOEd)

130 - Boy Trapped In Refrigerator Eats Own Foot!
- Bat Boy Still On The Run!
Posted by: Weekly World News at April 19, 2024 07:36 AM (4I/2K)
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Finally! A trusted news source!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2024 07:37 AM (7fElN)

131
JJ

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2024 07:38 AM (ENQN6)

132 Le NOOD


It be here!!!!


JJ

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2024 07:38 AM (a1415)

133 I posted this a day or so ago. WATCH: Every single moment of Biden's "visit" to this Philadelphia Wawa was carefully
choreographed and scripted — down to the cashier's tip

https://tinyurl.com/yc6u5ujn
Posted by: Ciampino

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hahahaha

I like the tubby black woman SS agent at 1:20. Seems like a great idea.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 07:38 AM (WCiZg)

134 He could have stopped for a sammich at Primanti's in Pittsburgh. One of those big sloppy ones with the French fries, Jill screaming "Joe, you're getting it all over your shirt".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 19, 2024 07:39 AM (0EOe9)

135 It's a Philly area wawa. Secret service goes in advance and shuffles of anyone with a knife or gun, the place becomes a damn ghost town.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

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Oh man, that doesn't need to be left at the end of this thread. If you don't carry it over I will. That's fantastic.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 07:39 AM (WCiZg)

136 The worst was him shuffling in and he saw a little girl and stopped so quickly that it made his shoes squeak on the floor. It's bizarre.
Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 19, 2024 07:32 AM (WCiZg)
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And the sudden glee on his face when he saw her made it even stranger.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 19, 2024 07:37 AM (MqOEd)


The cherry on top was his arms out Schwing! pelvis thrust at her like he was some third rate Vegas lounge act.

Your President, Ladies and Gentlemen.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 19, 2024 07:41 AM (eDfFs)

137 Here's a link to story on Israeli attack.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2nb4j3

How accurate? Don't know. Also more goings on in Gaza.

Posted by: TeeJ at April 19, 2024 07:47 AM (71kwi)

138 >>>The entire world wanted them to be passive in the face of an Iranian attack on their homeland.

Maybe the heads of state but not the entire world. Not us. Maybe a silent majority, even?

Posted by: m at April 19, 2024 08:23 AM (o3SCB)

139 Watched Fox News last evening, almost all evening & into the night, after announcement, 'Israel strikes site in Iran in retaliation for weekend assault: source.' (Trace Gallagher, Trey Yingst, all guests in such matters are always standouts.)

There were extraordinary 'guests/Israeli spokespersons' on & at one point while discussing Israeli response, an Israeli gentleman changed direction briefly and said, seemingly with great sincerely (paraphrased), 'This is not against the Iranian people. We understand and we are with you.'

Then I recalled yesterday, in earlier and separate reports, that Iranian police had once again intensified a hijab crackdown on women. (I believe that true.) Also read in Iranwire, 04/18/23, 'Amid Iran's Crackdown on Women, Honor Killings Rise'

The article began, "While the Islamic Republic transforms the streets into violent battlegrounds for women to enforce mandatory Hijab, another trend emerges – a rise in "honor killings."

So, yes, an extraordinary & brilliant public appeal to the women, to the people of Iran while notably, the Jewish nation's strike came on the day Iran's Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, marked his 85th birthday.

🙏

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 19, 2024 08:43 AM (NFX2v)

140 3 I was at home minding my own business when this happened. Honest!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 19, 2024 05:59 AM (eb5t2)

heh

Posted by: m at April 19, 2024 09:29 AM (o3SCB)

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