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Washington Times: Laken Riley's Illegal Alien Murderer Was Set Free Due to a "Lack of Bedspace" In Illegal Alien Dention Centers;
Mayorkas Asked for a Cut In Money for Bedspaces Three Years in a Row

They engineered this situation, deliberately.

They cut the funding to detain illegal alien criminals so that they can then release them and use "lack of funding for detention of illegal alien criminals" as their justification.

Steven Dinan:

Homeland Security released the illegal immigrant accused of killing Laken Riley into the U.S. because it lacked the detention space, according to his confidential immigration file.

Sen. Josh Hawley, Missouri Republican, read key parts of the file into the record at a Senate hearing Thursday.

Jose Ibarra, the man charged with the Feb. 22 slaying, was released under Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas' power of parole, which is supposed to be used in limited cases and only when there is an urgent humanitarian need or a significant benefit to the public.

Mr. Hawley said lack of detention space doesn't meet either of those standards and so Mr. Mayorkas broke the law in releasing the suspected killer.

"Now we all know that the reason he was paroled into this country is because of lack of detention capacity, which you and I both know is not a valid reason," the senator said.

Mr. Mayorkas declined to talk about the details of the case and wouldn't say whether he had read his department's file on Mr. Ibarra.

...

Mr. Hawley swatted Mr. Mayorkas for giving two different answers about Mr. Ibarra's case in testimony to other committees this month.

"Why did you change your story so often?" Mr. Hawley challenged.

...


Even as he's acknowledged a lack of ICE beds, Mr. Mayorkas has asked Congress to cut bed space further in every budget he's submitted.

They cut the bed space, then say the lack of bed space constitutes a "humanitarian emergency" which requires that illegal alien criminals be set free to murder Americans.

Mayorkas confessed last month that the Biden Regime policy is to free all illegal alien criminals unless they have committed a "serious offense."

But Laken Riley's killer put a child in danger and Biden took no action.

On Face the Nation on Sunday, host Margaret Brennan noted that the suspect not only was "an undocumented Venezuelan migrant" but also was arrested twice, once in New York City for driving without a license and once in Athens, Georgia, for shoplifting. Brennan asked Mayorkas, "Did those states and their law enforcement communicate to the federal government that this had happened? Should this man have been deported?"

Instead of accepting responsibility for allowing the suspect to walk free, Mayorkas tried to blame New York City and Athens. "Margaret, there are a number of cities around the country that have varying degrees of cooperation with the immigration authorities," Mayorkas said. "We firmly believe that if a city is aware of an individual who poses a threat to public safety, then we would request that they provide us with that information so that we can ensure that that individual is detained if the facts so warrant."

Mayorkas makes it sound like if only New York City and Athens had alerted Immigration and Customs Enforcement about the suspect's previous arrests, then ICE would have acted.

But that is not true. Under a Mayorkas memo issued on Sept. 30, 2021, ICE never would have wasted the effort to deport the suspect.

"A noncitizen who poses a current threat to public safety, typically because of serious criminal conduct, is a priority for apprehension and removal," the Mayorkas memo reads. "Whether a noncitizen poses a current threat to public safety is not to be determined according to bright lines or categories. It instead requires an assessment of the individual and the totality of the facts and circumstances."

Meanwhile, Speaker Johnson, Our Hero, is ramming through the Ukraininan funding bill while blocking any efforts to amend the funding bill with funding for the US border.

We have to keep our priorities in mind! And our highest priority as a country is to support and defend Joe Biden's foreign paymasters.

The Freedom Caucus calls this no-amendments-on-Ukraine-funding "the America Last Rule."

americalastbill.jpg


Mike Lee
@BasedMikeLee

Tell your representative: TAKE DOWN THE "AMERICA LAST" RULE!

House Republicans can't transform leftist priorities into Republican wins simply by attaching their names.

And make no mistake, that's what The Firm (TM) is trying to get away with here.

I assume "The Firm (TM)" is his nickname for the establishment Stasi Uniparty.


MTG is angry about Speaker Johnson bringing the Ukraine funding bill to a vote -- which he doesn't have to do; he's in control of which bills get a vote and which are tabled forever -- and so she is proposing an amendment that anyone voting for Ukraine aid must sign up to fight for Ukraine.

Mike Lee
@BasedMikeLee

Republican lawmakers universally campaign as conservatives.

Far too many of them vote to advance progressive priorities once in office.

Then they contort themselves into pretzels trying to claim they're still conservatives.

Watch carefully what happens over the next few days.


Mike Lee and Josh Hawley blasted the Secretary for Illegal Immigration Mayorkas.

In an impassioned speech, Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah) made one of the most important points in standing in opposition to Schumer's machinations, correctly noting that Mayorkas had indeed been accused of impeachable offenses including "knowingly making false statements."

"If this is not a high crime and misdemeanor, what is? If this is not impeachable, what is? What precedent will we be setting?" Lee rhetorically asked his colleagues as Sen. Patty Murray (D-WA) attempted to shush him.


Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

Missouri Senator @HawleyMO just ripped into DHS Secretary Mayorkas regarding the release into US of Laken Riley's Venezuelan alleged killer. Mayorkas responded that he has confidence justice will be served in the case.

Hawley: "Hopefully he'll get more of a trial than you did."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:33 PM




Comments

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1 yo

Posted by: Devil Slayer at April 18, 2024 05:35 PM (VOCjX)

2 The anarcho-tyranny will continue until morale improves~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 05:35 PM (IG4Id)

3 1st!!!

Posted by: Devil Slayer at April 18, 2024 05:35 PM (VOCjX)

4 MILLIONS OF PEACHES.

PEACHES FOR YOU.

PEACHES FOR ME.

Posted by: John Fetterman on the Mayorkas Impeachment Trial at April 18, 2024 05:39 PM (qIFCu)

5 We could use a few more Josh Hawleys.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 18, 2024 05:39 PM (Sgq8y)

6 More than 1,000 U.S. troops are effectively being held “hostage” in Niger with medical supplies running low — stuck between the military junta-controlled government’s demands for them to leave and the Biden administration’s refusal to let them go home after the end of their deployments, according to a report prepared by Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) and obtained exclusively by Breitbart News.

In addition, the report accuses Biden administration officials of trying to cover up the situation to lawmakers, as well as to troops deployed there and their families anxiously awaiting their return.

Posted by: SMOD at April 18, 2024 05:40 PM (kCgMW)

7 Show SecIlligalImmigration a passport. He might react like a vampire looking at a cross.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 05:41 PM (8sMut)

8 If only the Republicans would pass the border bill!!!

Posted by: Dem talking point at April 18, 2024 05:42 PM (63Dwl)

9 If Hawley were a threat he would be gone already.

Posted by: DOYLE at April 18, 2024 05:42 PM (Z8Yh2)

10 Great replacement is just a conspiracy. Totally

Posted by: brak at April 18, 2024 05:43 PM (AR07F)

11 Anybody else remember that ? Anybody else remember those who typed "troll" the loudest ?
Posted by: How It All Works


No, but do go on.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 05:43 PM (IG4Id)

12 On the one hand, Mike Johnson is a cuck, but on the other hand, he's surrounded by cucks, in fact the overwhelming majority of the house and senate gop are cucks.

All, I know is this sh*t can't go on much longer without some one getting tossed into the wood chipper.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 18, 2024 05:44 PM (WcfVE)

13 The “America Last” rule. He ha ha. Like America is even in the race.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 05:44 PM (Btbyw)

14 As the great band Cake sings

Some people like Pepsi
Some people like Coke
The wacky morning DJ says
"Democracy's a joke."

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 18, 2024 05:44 PM (wBaIH)

15 El Salvador has a great prison blueprint. I think we should follow their example.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2024 05:46 PM (6KVV0)

16 For the uniparty to no longer care about any appearance of impropriety, this country must be in far worse shape than anyone can imagine.

Posted by: Kitchner Lesley at April 18, 2024 05:46 PM (CgQvH)

17 forty-second!

Posted by: deep thought at April 18, 2024 05:46 PM (v3pYe)

18 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 18, 2024 05:47 PM (T4tVD)

19 Speaker Johnson is facing some "backlash."

He should be facing a firing squad. A circular one. Made up of Republicans. All of them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 18, 2024 05:48 PM (Q4IgG)

20 I don't see why that's any reason for impeachment.

Posted by: fd at April 18, 2024 05:48 PM (vFG9F)

21 Dention Center > dentist's office.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 05:48 PM (MvF+J)

22 Nothing stopping the cops in the jurisdiction where the murder happened for arresting Mayorkas for conspiracy.

He know these people were going to murder/kill/rape Americans...which is the whole point anyway.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 05:49 PM (ibTVg)

23 Yes but Trump said pussy.

Posted by: blaster at April 18, 2024 05:49 PM (IFNME)

24 "Anybody else remember that "

No, coming here years ago I found people who saw thru the bullshit same as me.

Posted by: fd at April 18, 2024 05:50 PM (vFG9F)

25 9 Anybody else remember that ? Anybody else remember those who typed "troll" the loudest ?
Posted by: How It All Works at April 18, 2024 05:42 PM (M2OJ3)

Before my time, I thinks...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 18, 2024 05:50 PM (UE3ru)

26 Is this Robocop?

Are the intentionally destroying cities to kill the commercial real estate markets, and then swoop in and buy them all up?

Posted by: The squirrel at April 18, 2024 05:50 PM (HjRfs)

27 We need an ugly, nasty, bloodletting national divorce.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 05:51 PM (aNhid)

28 Speaker Johnson is WRONG!

Posted by: Olsen Johnson at April 18, 2024 05:51 PM (nOjd9)

29 6
In addition, the report accuses Biden administration officials of trying to cover up the situation to lawmakers, as well as to troops deployed there and their families anxiously awaiting their return.
Posted by: SMOD at April 18, 2024 05:40 PM (kCgMW)

This was an important base for the US for the anti-terrorist battles. I sure hope those soldiers are stay safe, that Niger doesn't try to get sporty.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 18, 2024 05:53 PM (N39Ws)

30 Speaker Johnson is facing some "backlash."

And some people are still bagging on Neville Chamberlain.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 05:53 PM (nOjd9)

31 I take it that Mayorkas is untouchable, now that the Senate refused to take up the impeachment?

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 05:53 PM (MvF+J)

32 The reason to release illegals is to register them to vote, period. The left could care less about them, they could die in a fire...

It's all to register illegal people to sign on ballots with phony SS numbers in vast numbers (30 or so million), then hold them in warehouses when needed. The DNC will then ship them whenever called upon, where-ever needed, across 20 or so state, county or city election board with DNC recording fraudsters at the ready.

Object? Insurrectionist! Arrest! Get ready for it - 90 plus million votes for Punchy - it will be insane....

Posted by: Boswell at April 18, 2024 05:54 PM (K+UlC)

33 Why don't they just sic Warthogs on us at shopping malls and office buildings and speed things up?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 18, 2024 05:55 PM (zB/T/)

34 Congress, a clusterfuck of incompetents

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2024 05:55 PM (T0J/k)

35 I take it that Mayorkas is untouchable, now that the Senate refused to take up the impeachment?
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 05:53 PM (MvF+J)


He's thinking of bringing on Sam Brinton as his Undersecretary of Homeland Insecurity.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 05:55 PM (nOjd9)

36 IIRC Mike Lee is no rock-ribbed, dyed-in-the-wool, conservative.

Perchance is he up to re-election?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2024 05:56 PM (4I/2K)

37 9 I remember the good ol' days when seriously dominating the discussion here, by insisting the GOP was just half of the UniParty, was "trolling".

Anybody else remember that ? Anybody else remember those who typed "troll" the loudest ?
Posted by: How It All Works at April 18, 2024 05:42 PM (M2OJ3)

You should get a plaque made, so you can regale your grandkids with this story.

Posted by: World's Worst Granddad at April 18, 2024 05:56 PM (+WVTG)

38 30 We need an ugly, nasty, bloodletting national divorce.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 05:51 PM (aNhid)

We need for counties within states to have the ability to vote individual counties 'out' and have that region revert back to territorial status. For example a majority of counties in Calif could vote to expel Los Angeles and San Francisco counties and the affected areas revert to territorial status.

Just a suggestion.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 18, 2024 05:56 PM (UE3ru)

39 Mike Johnson resolves all doubt: he is 100% USDA Prime Republican. Another Regime Stooge.

Posted by: Ex GOP at April 18, 2024 05:56 PM (GpUII)

40 Go to any reddit Ukraine thread, and the hate over Republicans is off the wall.

Yes, this is a loony Left sub-demographic, but they are the demo most susceptible to "the narrative."

- I read a few days ago that Biden was holding back funding and ammo, claiming that the authorization was all used up, simply because it polls so well as a way to blame Republicans. He apparently had billions unspent but refused to use until he got a guarantee of funds into 2025 and beyond.

- How much of this is driven by China propaganda? They are the real winners in all this.

Posted by: The squirrel at April 18, 2024 05:56 PM (HjRfs)

41 We need an ugly, nasty, bloodletting national divorce.

It may get to that, but can we try an amicable separation first?

Posted by: AK at work at April 18, 2024 05:56 PM (o+IHV)

42 Are the intentionally destroying cities to kill the commercial real estate markets, and then swoop in and buy them all up?
Posted by: The squirrel


That was actually a theory that Catherine Austin Fitts had about what BLM was up to in 2020. Most, if not all of the major damage was done in cities that had a Federal Reserve bank.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at April 18, 2024 05:57 PM (vcOmj)

43 It is not about the voting. It is the redistricting.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2024 05:57 PM (T0J/k)

44 (M2OJ3) if you're just trolling to get called "troll," I'm up for it.
How It All Works is Glowie Fed. You are a troll, whatever you used to call yourself was also a troll, and your next nic will also be a troll. You're a shit-flinger, and not that good at it either.

There. Now you have received full credit for your endeavors.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 18, 2024 05:58 PM (zdLoL)

45 If you have to fight him to get anything decent done, he ain't your leader.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 05:59 PM (GkFGh)

46 I have no idea how politicians are getting positions and could care less about citizens

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 05:59 PM (fwDg9)

47 Go to any reddit Ukraine thread, and the hate over Republicans is off the wall.

Yes, this is a loony Left sub-demographic, but they are the demo most susceptible to "the narrative."


Why is the left so concerned about Ukraine? They Commies, they should be backing Russia.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 05:59 PM (aNhid)

48
You should get a plaque made, so you can regale your grandkids with this story.

I usually ask such a brilliant person like him for his newsletter but I doubt I'm worthy.

Posted by: Said No One at April 18, 2024 05:59 PM (RKVpM)

49 IIRC Mike Lee is no rock-ribbed, dyed-in-the-wool, conservative.

Perchance is he up to re-election?
Posted by: Count de Monet


Ahhhh....the Lindsey Graham maneuver. Excellent... (thud)

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at April 18, 2024 06:00 PM (vcOmj)

50 He cannot comment on ongoing f**k-ups.

Wray should hang for bringing that phrase into our consciousness. And for other things, of course.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 18, 2024 06:00 PM (1bNHn)

51 Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO):

Talk about the Deal of the Century! Hawley for McCaskill.

You're all welcome, America!

Posted by: the good people of MO (mnw) at April 18, 2024 06:00 PM (NLIak)

52 Johnson is the kind of guy who goes to the circle jerk and stands in the middle.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 06:01 PM (GkFGh)

53 The Firm was a film about lawyers with Tom Cruise and Gene Hackman.

Posted by: dantesed at April 18, 2024 06:01 PM (88xKn)

54 It's depressing to think that at some point these become the good old days.

Posted by: Weasel at April 18, 2024 06:01 PM (RG6z4)

55 We need an ugly, nasty, bloodletting national divorce.

It may get to that, but can we try an amicable separation first?
Posted by: AK at work


1. Do you really think that they will let us go that easy?
2. They need to pay for the treason they have committed. And treason demands blood. Or at least a snapped neck.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 06:02 PM (aNhid)

56 57 LOL

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:02 PM (MvF+J)

57 It's depressing to think that at some point these become the good old days.
Posted by: Weasel

Makes us all nostalgic for the Obama years...(ugh)

And yes, I think things will get much worse.....how can they, realistically, get better?

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at April 18, 2024 06:03 PM (vcOmj)

58 More conspiracy "ideas"

- The squatter crisis is driven by Big Finance, which is buying up all the homes in the US, as a way to get public support for killing renter protection laws.

- The Boeing stuff is being exaggerated by China, which is getting into the commercial airline business.

- The rampant crime is driven to kill all independent retail and depress urban real estate so Big Finance can move in and buy them up.

- The anti-meat, AGW, anti-nitrogen, etc. is being driven by Big Finance to buy up the rest of USA farmland.

Need I go on?

Posted by: The squirrel at April 18, 2024 06:03 PM (HjRfs)

59 OT: Any Morons east of south-central MO should batten down their hatches. Just had a rather heavy hailstorm swoop through here....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 06:04 PM (BpYfr)

60 Sen. Josh Hawley confronted Mayorkas with immigration law, which does NOT include "lack of bed space" as a reason to allow parole into the US.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 18, 2024 06:05 PM (olXgU)

61 Mike Johnson resolves all doubt: he is 100% USDA Prime Republican. Another Regime Stooge.

I prefer to think that he was ok until he got the job and then blackmail or bribery was used to get him to fall in line. I could easily be wrong - he could have been allowed to get the position because it was known that there was a blackmail/bribery option.

Do we have any video involving him and a fly landing on his head/face?

Posted by: AK at work at April 18, 2024 06:05 PM (o+IHV)

62 "We're burning your 401Ks to fund military aid to Ukraine!" sounds like a winning campaign slogan.

Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2024 06:05 PM (rj6Yv)

63 Sen. Josh Hawley confronted Mayorkas with immigration law, which does NOT include "lack of bed space" as a reason to allow parole into the US.

Sick burn

And now what?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 06:06 PM (nOjd9)

64 Is there another single example in history where a the head of a government agency requested a decrease for that agency's budget?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at April 18, 2024 06:06 PM (B9Prs)

65 Sick burn

And now what?


Fundraise. What else?

Posted by: brak at April 18, 2024 06:07 PM (AR07F)

66 Everyone here is a fed. Except me.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 06:07 PM (lX8VI)

67 I'm going to jump in with some good news, then back to my semi-lurker status: My grandson, all 6'5" of him, just graduated lineman school.

My daughter and Son In Law did a great job raising their children.

/semi lurk on.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 06:08 PM (tT6L1)

68 Dear God

Posted by: Gonzotx at April 18, 2024 06:08 PM (MwHgU)

69 Everyone here is a fed. Except me.
Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 06:07 PM (lX8VI)



I was wondering why I never see you at the meetings.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 06:08 PM (nOjd9)

70 I, for one, look forward to our future new -- but less corrupt -- Chinese overlords ...

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 18, 2024 06:08 PM (oIShL)

71 Sick burn

And now what?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 06:06 PM (nOjd9)

Crickets.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 06:09 PM (R4t5M)

72 Didn't McCarthy go down because the Dems joined in and voted him out? Wasn't this a serious break in previous "norms."

(I didn't really follow that kerfuffle.)

But if that was the case, then of course Johnson is going to make deals with the Dems and do their bidding.

Posted by: The squirrel at April 18, 2024 06:09 PM (HjRfs)

73 Everyone here is a fed. Except me.
Posted by: ...


That's what a fed would say...
* shifty eyes *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 06:09 PM (IG4Id)

74 Everyone here is a fed. Except me.
Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 06:07 PM (lX8VI)

Sure, that's what they all say.

Posted by: dantesed at April 18, 2024 06:10 PM (88xKn)

75 “Fun Fact - why do we have West Virginia ? Did Congress go through the process to grant new statehood ?

Nope. Did not.”

Fun Fact - Congress admitted WV to the Union on June 20, 1863.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:11 PM (8sMut)

76
Is there another single example in history where a the head of a government agency requested a decrease for that agency's budget?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at April 18, 2024 06:06 PM


☑ Added to 24/7 observation list

Posted by: Bob from NSA at April 18, 2024 06:11 PM (RKVpM)

77 We're in the early-mid stages of Balkanization.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 18, 2024 06:11 PM (Q4IgG)

78 6 More than 1,000 U.S. troops are effectively being held “hostage” in Niger with medical supplies running low — stuck between the military junta-controlled government’s demands for them to leave and the Biden administration’s refusal to let them go home after the end of their deployments, according to a report prepared by Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) and obtained exclusively by Breitbart News.

In addition, the report accuses Biden administration officials of trying to cover up the situation to lawmakers, as well as to troops deployed there and their families anxiously awaiting their return.

Posted by: SMOD at April 18, 2024 05:40 PM (kCgMW)


Biden concludes his speeches by saying, "May God protect our troops!" Because Joe knows God is all they have; Joe's not going to lift a finger to help protect them.

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 06:11 PM (5fDan)

79 I, for one, look forward to our future new -- but less corrupt -- Chinese overlords ...

/only half-joking
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 18, 2024 06:08 PM (oIShL)
---
I'd worry more about our cartel overlords from south of the border...

/also only half joking

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 06:11 PM (BpYfr)

80 “No more conspiracy-esque than the FedGov burning crops and butchering livestock to drive up ag prices while Americans were starving.”


Until now I never realized the United States had a famine.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:12 PM (8sMut)

81 It's depressing to think that at some point these become the good old days.
Posted by: Weasel


Depressing indeed. Eh, I guess it's all relative, eh?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2024 06:12 PM (V8he0)

82 DeathSatan strikes again~!

@LeadingReport 2m
BREAKING: Gov. Ron DeSantis has signed a bill into law allowing volunteer chaplains to counsel students in public and charter schools.

“There are some students (who) need some soul prep.”

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 06:12 PM (IG4Id)

83 I don't know but assume this illegals didn't murder Laken on a whim, either a robbery or a rape attempt.

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 06:12 PM (fwDg9)

84

We need wetbacks to do the raping and killing Americans won't do, Jack!

Posted by: Joey Bidet, Crack SBD Pilot at April 18, 2024 06:12 PM (Llt2R)

85
Be right back, the candles on my Coach Joe Paterno shrine are burning low.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 06:13 PM (RKVpM)

86 Please ignore the double "eh". Sheesh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2024 06:13 PM (V8he0)

87


They got him good right there, really good. Real good.

I'm sure that will do something.

What that is, who cares at this point.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 18, 2024 06:13 PM (et1vG)

88 Sen. Paul read a list of crimes committed against Americans by illegals. In response, Mayorkas said "individuals need to be held accountable for their crimes." Sen. Paul said, "That's not much consolation if you wait until he's murdered somebody. "

The man has no soul.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 18, 2024 06:13 PM (DkhnY)

89 “No more conspiracy-esque than the FedGov burning crops and butchering livestock to drive up ag prices while Americans were starving.”

Until now I never realized the United States had a famine.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:12 PM (8sMut)
---
It takes time to engineer an American Holodomor...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 06:13 PM (BpYfr)

90 How much is MyOrifice being paid by The Cartels, 8 figures or 9?

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 18, 2024 06:13 PM (oIShL)

91 I remember saying after Trump was elected that the next Democrat president (who I thought at the time would be Kamala) was going to make the Obama Days seem like the Reagan Days. On purpose.

I hate being right.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 06:14 PM (lX8VI)

92 80 Everyone here is a fed. Except me.
Posted by: ...

That's what a fed would say...
* shifty eyes *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 06:09 PM (IG4Id)


Where's our pal, Bob from NSA, been?

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 06:14 PM (5fDan)

93 Mayorkas should be dancing on a lamppost.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 18, 2024 06:14 PM (17s+e)

94 The man has no soul.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 18, 2024 06:13 PM (DkhnY)

Precisely why he has the job he does.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 06:14 PM (R4t5M)

95 I'm not a Fed, I'm a double naught spy.

Posted by: fd at April 18, 2024 06:14 PM (vFG9F)

96 But everybody loves Lincoln - just like FDR.
Posted by: How It All Works
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Not everybody.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2024 06:14 PM (XeU6L)

97 Yep. Now watch Eastern Oregon declare their independence from Portland. Then watch what happens. Exactly my point. But everybody loves Lincoln - just like FDR.
Posted by: How It All Works at April 18, 2024 06:12 PM (M2OJ3)

Have they?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:15 PM (8sMut)

98 I'm not a Fed, I'm a double naught spy.
Posted by: fd


I'm partial to a clove hitch myself
* thumbs under suspenders *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 06:16 PM (IG4Id)

99 1. Do you really think that they will let us go that easy?
2. They need to pay for the treason they have committed. And treason demands blood. Or at least a snapped neck.

1. Probably not - even though I would be happy to take my losses and say goodbye.
2. Yes, there should be a price for treason.

Posted by: AK at work at April 18, 2024 06:17 PM (o+IHV)

100 IIRC Mike Lee is no rock-ribbed, dyed-in-the-wool, conservative.

Perchance is he up to re-election?
Posted by: Count de Monet


Ahhhh....the Lindsey Graham maneuver. Excellent... (thud)
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at April 18, 2024 06:00 PM (vcOmj
*******
He got re-elected in 2022.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 06:17 PM (NpAcC)

101 It was a quaint time in American History. Called it the Great Depression. Turns out, that name had nothing to do with collective mental health.
Posted by: How It All Works at April 18, 2024 06:13 PM (M2OJ3)

I know what the Great Depression was. A famine it was not. The holodomor? THAT was a famine.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:17 PM (8sMut)

102 Maryland's western 3 counties want to join WV. Geographically and ideologically, it makes more sense.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 06:18 PM (R4t5M)

103 Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 18, 2024 06:13

And Chucky and the Democrats protected him

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 06:18 PM (fwDg9)

104 - The squatter crisis is driven by Big Finance, which is buying up all the homes in the US, as a way to get public support for killing renter protection laws.

- The Boeing stuff is being exaggerated by China, which is getting into the commercial airline business.

- The rampant crime is driven to kill all independent retail and depress urban real estate so Big Finance can move in and buy them up.

- The anti-meat, AGW, anti-nitrogen, etc. is being driven by Big Finance to buy up the rest of USA farmland.

Need I go on?
Posted by: The squirrel

Listen to this squirrel - he knows what is going on

Posted by: AK at work at April 18, 2024 06:18 PM (o+IHV)

105 Even as he's acknowledged a lack of ICE beds, Mr. Mayorkas has asked Congress to cut bed space further in every budget he's submitted.

It's not accidental when it's done on purpose.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:18 PM (ynpvh)

106 was going to make the Obama Days seem like the Reagan Days. On purpose.

I hate being right.
Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 06:14 PM

Just wondering: do you think it's Obama behind all this, getting ready for his fourth term and SCOTUS packing, and all that means?

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 18, 2024 06:19 PM (DkhnY)

107 *rubs face*

Why is everything so fucked up? Seriously, everything happening is the polar opposite of what I think should be.

I am in the wrong timeline.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at April 18, 2024 06:19 PM (MvA9C)

108 Listen to this squirrel - he knows what is going on

Posted by: AK at work at April 18, 2024 06:18 PM (o+IHV)

Apparently.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:19 PM (ynpvh)

109 Need I go on?
Posted by: The squirrel

Listen to this squirrel - he knows what is going on
Posted by: AK at work at April 18, 2024 06:18 PM (o+IHV)
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I'm glad one of us does!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 06:20 PM (BpYfr)

110 Yes, there should be a price for treason.

Posted by: AK

-----------------

It's on the price list, do you need an updated copy?
I will have Hunter send on over to you.

Posted by: biden at April 18, 2024 06:20 PM (HjRfs)

111 119 *rubs face*

Why is everything so fucked up? Seriously, everything happening is the polar opposite of what I think should be.

I am in the wrong timeline.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at April 18, 2024 06:19 PM (MvA9C)

You and me buddy. I'm still looking for that timeline where Biden cured cancer...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:21 PM (ynpvh)

112
Hahahah... Scoog always falls for the Coach Joe Paterno bait.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 06:21 PM (RKVpM)

113 9 It's depressing to think that at some point these become the good old days.
Posted by: Weasel

Depressing indeed. Eh, I guess it's all relative, eh?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2024 06:12 PM (V8he0)
******
We will remember these days as the good old because it's going to get a whole, whole lot worse.

Biden 2024
Newsom 2028

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 06:21 PM (NpAcC)

114 If this is not a high crime and misdemeanor, what is? If this is not impeachable, what is? What precedent will we be setting?" Lee rhetorically asked his colleagues as Sen. Patty Murray (D-WA) attempted to shush him.

------------

The prospective 1200+ impeachments of Trump by The House between 2025 - 2028 can be set aside by the Republican Senate Leader?

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 18, 2024 06:22 PM (oLC2r)

115 Why is everything so fucked up? Seriously, everything happening is the polar opposite of what I think should be.

---

Like theologically? The traditional answer to that question is the subject of Genesis, and justified at least partially in Job, among other places.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at April 18, 2024 06:23 PM (B9Prs)

116 Just ignore them, while your two decades assistant quenches them with the asses of at-risk boys. Then deny any knowledge after, while you go to The Creamery for a cone. That's what Joe did - for about three decades.
Posted by: How It All Works


That ass jerky isn't going to make itself.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 06:23 PM (aNhid)

117 I'm glad one of us does!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 06:20 PM (BpYfr)


sorry Perfessorr. Did not mean to step on your nick.
That was just an old sock from a few threads ago. I tried to make a funny.

Posted by: The astonishing Gentlemen TIJM at April 18, 2024 06:23 PM (HjRfs)

118 We will remember these days as the good old because it's going to get a whole, whole lot worse.

Biden 2024
Newsom 2028

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 06:21 PM (NpAcC)

----------------

Xi 2032 and for life.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 18, 2024 06:23 PM (oLC2r)

119 Send the illegals and criminals out on the street to prey on citizens

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 06:24 PM (fwDg9)

120 132 We will remember these days as the good old because it's going to get a whole, whole lot worse.

Biden 2024
Newsom 2028

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 06:21 PM (NpAcC)

----------------

Xi 2032 and for life.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 18, 2024 06:23 PM (oLC2r)

Heh, I was just thinking something along those lines, except for 2028.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:24 PM (ynpvh)

121 It's on the price list, do you need an updated copy?
I will have Hunter send on over to you.
Posted by: biden

Ha. Not quite what I was thinking. Don't worry bai-din, another price will be exacted at some time.

Posted by: AK at work at April 18, 2024 06:24 PM (o+IHV)

122 Yes, there should be a price for treason.

Posted by: AK



There is. The price is death.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 06:25 PM (aNhid)

123 The thing about the old days is, they's the old days.

Posted by: Slim Charles at April 18, 2024 06:25 PM (B9Prs)

124 135 It's on the price list, do you need an updated copy?
I will have Hunter send on over to you.
Posted by: biden

Ha. Not quite what I was thinking. Don't worry bai-din, another price will be exacted at some time.

Posted by: AK at work at April 18, 2024 06:24 PM (o+IHV)

Forced to sniff the fiery aholes of some demon?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:25 PM (ynpvh)

125 I find all of this so disturbing, I've got nothing but I'm going for a walk outside.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 18, 2024 06:26 PM (9sWc1)

126
In another day or two Scoog will depart his manic phase and disappear again. Meanwhile I have better things to do that involve pleasant people and not manic depressives like him.

:: Lights candle and presses 1 for offense ::

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 06:26 PM (RKVpM)

127 "The Firm" is good.

I think I'm going to start referring to the uni-party as "The Combination", which is what the members of Murder, Inc. actually called their organization.

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 06:26 PM (njExo)

128 140
In another day or two Scoog will depart his manic phase and disappear again. Meanwhile I have better things to do that involve pleasant people and not manic depressives like him.

:: Lights candle and presses 1 for offense ::

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 06:26 PM (RKVpM)

Upside and downside to an employee like that...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:27 PM (ynpvh)

129 Johnson sure likes Zelenskys Johnson for some reason

Posted by: John J Johnson at April 18, 2024 06:27 PM (VTu1l)

130 I prefer to think that he was ok until he got the job and then blackmail or bribery was used to get him to fall in line. I could easily be wrong - he could have been allowed to get the position because it was known that there was a blackmail/bribery option.

Do we have any video involving him and a fly landing on his head/face?
Posted by: AK at work at April 18, 2024 06:05 PM (o+IHV)
-----
Someone on Vince Coglianese's show today pointed out that Johnson was solid until he went into the SCIF and got briefed by the intel glowies.

He immediately did a 180 on the border and on Ukraine.

He either got completely sold, or while he was in the SCIF they showed him whatever it is they have on him.

Posted by: ballistic at April 18, 2024 06:28 PM (oqH4h)

131 Not the firm! The Firm!!!

Posted by: The Claw at April 18, 2024 06:28 PM (vtyCZ)

132 So people in the Great Depression didn't have it so bad, and government didn't burn crops and slaughter livestock ? OK. Good to know. Probably be good for those old dead folks to learn as well.

Wonder why they didn't trust banks ? A mystery, I guess. Next, we going to learn that seizure of precious metals was just another fiction ?
Posted by: How It All Works at April 18, 2024 06:20 PM (M2OJ3)

A very angry Conspiro. Great.

Yeah, I know about the stupid policies from that time. (Did you know, for instance, those ag policies were absolutely destructive for poor sharecroppers in the South, many of whom were black?) But no, there wasn’t a famine in the Great Depression. If there was, please point me to sources. Because I haven’t seen any.

And, more to the point, if there was a famine in the Great Depression, I shouldn’t even be here, given the rather major portion of my family that came from the Midwest. They weren’t city folk.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:29 PM (8sMut)

133 136. Yes, there should be a price for treason.

Posted by: AK


Instead, they get rewards.

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 06:29 PM (njExo)

134 Religion was the engine for that for a while. Now, pure politics fills the void.

Posted by: How It All Works at April 18, 2024 06:27 PM (M2OJ3)

Ahem...
::: taps your shoulder :::

Posted by: Islham the Religion of Pieces at April 18, 2024 06:29 PM (ynpvh)

135 Well shit.

>@jsolomonReports


>Allman Brothers Band guitarist Dickey Betts dies at age 80

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 06:30 PM (LkLld)

136 RICO with an accessory to murder charge

Posted by: DanMan at April 18, 2024 06:30 PM (8uzBS)

137 I'm glad one of us does!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 06:20 PM (BpYfr)


sorry Perfessorr. Did not mean to step on your nick.
That was just an old sock from a few threads ago. I tried to make a funny.
Posted by: The astonishing Gentlemen TIJM at April 18, 2024 06:23 PM (HjRfs)
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Heh. No worries. There are more squirrel nics on here than you might think...(Secret Squirrel is a genuine Moron Author, among others...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 06:30 PM (BpYfr)

138 Re: sidebar about cannibalism in New Guinea:

uh. I don't think that's a lie--I mean that it happened there (dead certain) and may very well still happen.

Its a weird weird thing but places that have cannibalism in their past, and especially kinda recent past, tend to have incidents where they revert to it. Happened in Kalimantan (Borneo) with Dayaks (even though converted to Christian) eating a couple Madurese in the early 2000's.

A buddy of mine was at an event where Christians were confessing and repending of what they did. He talked to a guy who said he *almost* fell back into it and this Indonesian reported that at one point they all felt a "call", something that they either felt/heard and that was pulling them to come to the place where the cannibalism happened. He said it was almost overwhelming.

The world is weird and spiritually dark.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2024 06:30 PM (z/ifB)

139 146 Not the firm! The Firm!!!

Posted by: The Claw at April 18, 2024 06:28 PM (vtyCZ)

Okay, how about mix that with the In-Crowd...the In-Firm...

Posted by: Islham the Religion of Pieces at April 18, 2024 06:31 PM (ynpvh)

140 Its a weird weird thing but places that have cannibalism in their past, and especially kinda recent past, tend to have incidents where they revert to it. Happened in Kalimantan (Borneo) with Dayaks (even though converted to Christian) eating a couple Madurese in the early 2000's.
___________

You left out Haiti and Liberia.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2024 06:32 PM (YqDXo)

141 I don't even know who Joe Paterno is but I'm gonna remember that.

Posted by: fd at April 18, 2024 06:32 PM (vFG9F)

142 148 136. Yes, there should be a price for treason.

Posted by: AK

Instead, they get rewards.

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 06:29 PM (njExo)

It’s well established that the Left can and will do as they damn well please without any repercussions.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:32 PM (8sMut)

143 Heh. No worries. There are more squirrel nics on here than you might think...(Secret Squirrel is a genuine Moron Author, among others...)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


That's why the HQ is nuttier than a squirrel turd.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 06:32 PM (aNhid)

144 nood


Quickies

Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2024 06:34 PM (Y6IkP)

145 Just wondering: do you think it's Obama behind all this, getting ready for his fourth term and SCOTUS packing, and all that means?

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 18, 2024 06:19 PM (DkhnY)

I think it's the same crew that were behind Obama.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 06:34 PM (lX8VI)

146 RNC Research
@RNCResearch
BIDEN: "Are you ready to choose freedom over democracy? Because that's America!" 🥴

-
I think choosing freedom over democracy is from the Declaration of Independence.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 18, 2024 06:34 PM (FVME7)

147 All those pictures of people in soup lines. I don't think the FDR regime could stage that shit. And I don't think "Grapes of Wrath" was entirely a work of fiction.

You're wedded to this though. So go with it. Can't wait to see what's next.

Let's have a vote, for those who feel like jumping in. Who think The Great Depression including some famine-like symptoms for some ? And who believes it was just a bunch of lazy won't work-abouts who deserved all the hunger they got ?
Posted by: How It All Works at April 18, 2024 06:32 PM (M2OJ3)

You are getting increasingly angry to the point of irrationality. Yes, I know about the soup kitchens and other such things that existed during the Great Depression. Ain’t it great when something called a “civil society” goes forth to help their fellow man?
This bothers you intensely, I don’t know why, but I’m sorry, there wasn’t a famine during the Great Depression. By your logic, we have hungry people in America right now as I type, therefore there is a famine. No, contrary to your name, this is NOT how it works. And for the love of all that is holy, I have done more research on aspects of FDR’s rule than you have, and he does NOT impress me.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:37 PM (8sMut)

148 Let's have a vote, for those who feel like jumping in. Who think The Great Depression including some famine-like symptoms for some ? And who believes it was just a bunch of lazy won't work-abouts who deserved all the hunger they got ?
Posted by: How It All Works

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I read the Grapes of Wrath as a teen.
This bothered me.
Explain how there was a drought, and all the farms were blown away, *and* the banks bought them all up and make a lot of money running them and paying the tractor drivers a bonus to knock over the homestead buildings?

So much of that history never added up for me.

Posted by: The astonishing Gentlemen TIJM at April 18, 2024 06:37 PM (HjRfs)

149 I think if Trump somehow beats the fraud the Marxists will go ape shit crazy, the Marxists win more conservatives will see inside courts, and crime will be a daily problem

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 06:40 PM (fwDg9)

150 Marxists are afraid the Wise Lantina will get replaced if Trump wins. On other hand Thomas will get replaced by a Cultural Marxist if t he Marxists win.

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 06:46 PM (fwDg9)

151 153
...
The world is weird and spiritually dark.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2024 06:30 PM (z/ifB)

That it is. Not everything we see happening is purely of a physical manifestation. Lets just say I've seen things.

Posted by: Islham the Religion of Pieces at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (ynpvh)

152 Allman Brothers Band guitarist Dickey Betts dies at age 80
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 06:30 PM (LkLld)
~~~~~

He's been sick for a while. Stroke, then cancer. His 5th (?) wife, Donna, is my friend's sister.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (3ImbR)

153 And off muzzie sock.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (ynpvh)

154 NOOD Strikes

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (ynpvh)

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